Medellin Reports

[Nomars777]

Your reports warm my Centro rat heart.

I'm glad to hear it! I really do love sitting down, having a beer, watch the girls walk by and try to give you the "raised eyebrow / head tilt. Come and buy me" look. It makes it easier to evaluate from many angles, over a few minutes and to see if any of them are going to be good. I'd say talking to them in person gives me about a 70% chance that they won't suck. It doesn't always work, especially if I make a hasty decision, such as with my 2nd to last one on Monday morning, Paola la no buena Venezolana, but if I take my time, it's probably an 80% chance my time with the chica will be good.

Love el centro!

[TexasPistol]

I have just returned from a two week vacation in Medellin. I am an American, divorced, 63 years old, not bad looking for that age, zero knowledge of Spanish and on a budget. I happened to be quite attracted to young Spanish women. I am a big user of Google translate.

I arrived the night of Sunday November 13.

On Monday night Juliana came over. 19 years old. I found her through Colombian Cupid. For some reason I thought Colombian Cupid would be the perfect place to meet semi-pros. I would say half the girls on the site are very open to play for pay. My expectation was that Juliana and I would spend the entire two weeks together. We had spent three weeks chatting online including two video chats. We exchanged many photos. However in person she showed no attraction to me. She was on Facebook non-stop. Even while we were* in bed together she was watching youtube music videos. I can do whatever I want to her but without much interest from her. I could have bought a plastic doll. Plus she was overweight even though in her photos she was slim. After spending 24 hours with her, and having unprotected vaginal sex once, I kicked her out. And I had to spend two hours arguing with her because she was begging for another $100 to pay her rent. Total cost: $600. (I was sending her money prior to arriving in Colombia.).

Tuesday night Yennifer came over. 19 years old. I met her through Colombian Cupid. Passionate, but she requires a condom for vaginal intercourse and she is chubby although in her photos she is slim. She probably used photos which were a few years old. $150 and no ejaculation.

Saturday night November 18 Manu Gomez age 23 came over for an hour. I met her through Colombian Cupid. She was very passionate, she seemed to really want to get fucked right now this minute, and somewhat attractive however she has terrible pregnancy stretch marks. We had sex without a condom and it cost about $100.

Sunday night Silvanaa Arenass came over. I met her through Colombian Cupid. She is a little fat. I paid her about $140. She stayed for an hour. We gave each other oral sex and I masturbated on her.

Monday night I met Valentina Gomez. She is the sister of Manu Gomez. Age 24. She was more attractive than her sister, however still a little out of shape and she was on her period, which she didn't tell me in advance. She showed me the bleeding. She would not remove her underpants. I paid her about $170.

Tuesday night Felina came over. I picked her up in Parque lleras. She was very young, fairly attractive however she required a condom for oral sex, vaginal sex and even to touch my penis. We undressed, sat on the bed and I rubbed her pussy. She was probably there for about 45 minutes. Cost about $140.

I decided to try the brothels.

So on Wednesday November 21 at 4:00 pm, I arrived at.

https://catalogoangeles.********.com/?m=1

Cra. 81 #42 52, Laureles. Estadio, Medellin, Laureles, Medellin, Antioquia Colombia apartment 202 +57 32xxxx183.

I chose Samantha. She is 19, has the body of a Playboy centerfold (all natural) and a very friendly and very passionate attitude. Her face is pretty but not beautiful. In total (considering attitude and beauty combined) I would give her a 9 out of 10. Cost for sex with uncovered blowjob: $65 per hour.

I spent an hour with her on Wednesday, three hours Thursday, two and half hours on Friday, three hours on Sunday and three hours on Monday. Obviously I cannot read her mind however I am convinced that she really liked having sex with me.

We had sex and also watched a few movies together on my laptop: Beautiful, Shallow Hal, Source Code and Johnny English all with Spanish subtitles while cuddling nude.

Since 1991, she is the most beautiful woman who I have had sex with and it was probably the best sex of my life. So the hours which I spent with Samatha saved the trip and made it worthwhile.

I'm attaching the photo of her ad from the brothel website however it really does not do her justice.

Monday night I was on the plane home.

I think that this is the smart thing to do in Medellin. Unless your Spanish is at least intermediate, or you're young and good looking or rich, which will broaden your options, don't waste time with street girls or web sites including Facebook, Colombian Cupid or Seeking.

Any online photos and even video chats are inaccurate. You can't trust them. Also it's impossible to get a good sense of the girl's attitude online. Plus she'll over charge you. And if you have some snacks or beverages in your apartment, kiss those goodbye.

GO TO THE BROTHELS.

There are very hundreds of beautiful and affordable girls there. You can see them nearly nude in person before you pick. The price is fixed by the madam. You may need to try a few out before you find the right one but you will find her. These are a few which I have heard of besides the one I went to.

https://ellaserotic.com

There are two branches, one in the La America neighborhood and one in LOS Colores.

https://chicasenergy.com/

Carrera 74 #49-101, Laureles. Estadio, Medellin, Colombia.

https://tantramedellin.com/

Carrera 80 No 44 be - 139, Medellin Colombia.

Zandaly Masajes.

Cra. 47 #57 a-34, La Candelaria, Medellin, La Candelaria, Medellin, Antioquia, Colombia.

Masajes Aventura.

Cra. 55 #61 a-30, La Candelaria, Medellin, La Candelaria, Medellin, Antioquia, Colombia.

Also google "Salones de Masajes Erticos Medellin" for dozens of results.

I recommend taking Uber everywhere. It costs $5 or something. It's so much easier and more convenient than public transportation. Also being inside an Uber you will probably not get mugged, gunned down or pickpocketed.

Also, something else which was a pleasant surprise: no prescriptions. I take anti-anxiety medication which is a controlled substance in the rest of the world as well as a few other prescription medications and of course viagra. No prescription, no problem. Just buy whatever you want. At least this was my experience with pharmacies in the El Poblado area.

So this was my very limited adventure in Medellin and this is my advice. If anyone has any additional suggestions or strategies, I would love to hear about them for the next time. And I'm sorry, I am old and lazy and I don't think I'm going to learn Spanish. I'm a Google translate man.

[Knowledge]

Your reports warm my Centro rat heart.

You're right on with the first observation. We dried, but quickly, so a little damp from not being fully dried off. Get so damn sweaty there anyway in the late afternoon, it was going to be damp either way.

All I know is the cleaning ladies in those places work hard, they are always in there immediately after, stripping the sheet (s), setting up the room again, new towel, little soap package, toilet paper roll, etc. If I see them, I try to give them a $10 k tip or so, since it's better when the rooms are clean.

Since I didn't clarify in the posts, "Rojo Hotel" is Hotel Botero Real, the 3rd or 4th picture on Google for the hotel shows the exterior. It really is much nicer, cleaner and unbelievably, cheaper, than La Zona Rosa Hotel, which seems hit or miss on cleanliness.

Thanks on the Spanish. It is of giant assistance in chatting with the girls. Really helps to establish a connection that is much deeper and clarifies those who are genuine from those who are not. Generally, but not always.

[Nomars777]

A damp bed could either be good or not so good. Good because the dampness was because it was recently washed and not dried fully or not so good because.....hope it was good for you.

On another note from your report you must speak good Spanish. Well done.

You're right on with the first observation. We dried, but quickly, so a little damp from not being fully dried off. Get so damn sweaty there anyway in the late afternoon, it was going to be damp either way.

All I know is the cleaning ladies in those places work hard, they are always in there immediately after, stripping the sheet (s), setting up the room again, new towel, little soap package, toilet paper roll, etc. If I see them, I try to give them a $10 k tip or so, since it's better when the rooms are clean.

Since I didn't clarify in the posts, "Rojo Hotel" is Hotel Botero Real, the 3rd or 4th picture on Google for the hotel shows the exterior. It really is much nicer, cleaner and unbelievably, cheaper, than La Zona Rosa Hotel, which seems hit or miss on cleanliness.

Thanks on the Spanish. It is of giant assistance in chatting with the girls. Really helps to establish a connection that is much deeper and clarifies those who are genuine from those who are not. Generally, but not always.

[Turgid]

......we got on the bed a little damp and proceeded to make it more damp......

A damp bed could either be good or not so good. Good because the dampness was because it was recently washed and not dried fully or not so good because.....hope it was good for you.

On another note from your report you must speak good Spanish. Well done.

[Gabacho]

Sorry for these long reports, but it really was a good trip and I want to provide good details, please skim through if you don't want to read the whole thing.

Botero Sunday / Monday Morning Days 4&5.

Flor. Negra MILF saw this one standing in front of one of the shoe / purse / phone case sellers, shading herself from the sun. Hot today! She tells me yeah, so hot, nobody's working, except me! I didn't get it at that moment, so I took a stroll around the plaza, past the museum, and when I got back. She was still standing there. This time, she had her shirt a lot more unbuttoned, reached in to adjust her bra and stroked her left tit for me, saying, "Vamos! I responded, "Vamos!" Went to La Zona Rosa, where she washed herself for a good while, I washed myself, and we got on the bed a little damp and proceeded to make it more damp! She did a fantastic oral, lots of tongue, great eye contact, and then she went to get on top. She said, "preservativo? I said, no, while laughing. She's laughing, then goes serious and says, "I'm good without one, if you are. " Yes, yes I am! She rode me, while I'm doing my best to hold out, she's telling me when you're about to come, let me know and you can shoot it anywhere on my body, just not the face. Ok, sounds great! Made it about 5 minutes, switched to doggy, went another 3-5 minutes, and pulled out finishing on her back. Great view, white cum on her black body. Love it! $50 k for the room and her, plus a $50 k tip for the bareback entertainment. Later bought her 3-4 beers at the Mexican restaurant, where she's good friends with pretty much everyone who works there, so the whole conversation was very lively, especially with the futbol match on.

Excellent report Señor Nomars. A true centro street rat enjoying himself in the belly of the beast and reporting accurate information about his adventures. We need more guys like you on ISG. Thank you.

[AdamWl]

Sorry for these long reports...

Nomars777 out!

Great read. The man knows how to do Centro. Hats off for a detailed and accurate write up.

[Nomars777]

Sorry for these long reports, but it really was a good trip and I want to provide good details, please skim through if you don't want to read the whole thing.

Botero Sunday / Monday Morning – Days 4&5.

Flor. Negra MILF – saw this one standing in front of one of the shoe / purse / phone case sellers, shading herself from the sun. Hot today! She tells me yeah, so hot, nobody's working, except me! I didn't get it at that moment, so I took a stroll around the plaza, past the museum, and when I got back. She was still standing there. This time, she had her shirt a lot more unbuttoned, reached in to adjust her bra and stroked her left tit for me, saying, "Vamos! I responded, "Vamos!" Went to La Zona Rosa, where she washed herself for a good while, I washed myself, and we got on the bed a little damp and proceeded to make it more damp! She did a fantastic oral, lots of tongue, great eye contact, and then she went to get on top. She said, "preservativo? I said, no, while laughing. She's laughing, then goes serious and says, "I'm good without one, if you are. " Yes, yes I am! She rode me, while I'm doing my best to hold out, she's telling me when you're about to come, let me know and you can shoot it anywhere on my body, just not the face. Ok, sounds great! Made it about 5 minutes, switched to doggy, went another 3-5 minutes, and pulled out finishing on her back. Great view, white cum on her black body. Love it! $50 k for the room and her, plus a $50 k tip for the bareback entertainment. Later bought her 3-4 beers at the Mexican restaurant, where she's good friends with pretty much everyone who works there, so the whole conversation was very lively, especially with the futbol match on.

1+ hours later, recuperated, I tell the group, "Ahorita regreso." and make tour of the plaza. Spot a girl that I'the seen the day before who really intrigued me and went to introduce myself to:

Teresa. This was my favorite of the trip, my favorite "look", the girls who have that Andean face, with long black hair, cat eye shaped eyes, high cheekbones and pronounced chin and jawline, slim body. Striking looking and I just really, really like these types of girls. Huge turn on for me. Straight on, this girl's face, to me, was a solid 9. 5, damn near perfect, braces of course, probably only dropped her to a 9. She likely will not be the same for others, but to me, that look, dark hair, dark eyes, dark skin, high cheekbones, etc. Is just my absolute favorite.

Anyway, on to "rojo hotel", where by this point the check-in ladies are just laughing when they see me, as I've been there 4-5 times in 2 days, I buy them a beer and a bag of chips, for which they're very appreciative. Keep the girls happy, they treat you well! $10 k for the room, a bargain.

My indigenous beauty took off her clothes, revealing a very interesting mixture of 1 milk-engorged right breast, plus one normal breast. She saw my expression (excited!) and squirted some milk in my mouth. Love that! What a way to start.

She thoroughly washed herself, I did the same, then we flopped on the bed and got to work. Great BBBJ, lots of tongue, fantastic eye contact that I love so much, great enthusiasm, more milk squirting, tit sucking / milk drinking, then she got on with a condom. She hesitated when I asked her, no condom? Seriously hesitated for what felt like 15-30 seconds, but then she said, "No, no estoy enfermo why no quiero estar." But she hesitated for so long, I nearly thought I'd won the bareback lottery!

No worries, off to condom fucking, all positions probably 20 minutes, nearly all of this with her milky tit in my mouth. At this point I can't believe we haven't gotten the "dreaded knock". Instead, after a cowgirl session, she gets up and says, "I've never tried anal, will you do it with me?" I thought to myself, "What in the actual fuck is going on this week in this town with half the girls wanting anal sex and half of those first-timers! I said, "por supuesto". And this time, she took direction well, lowering her asshole onto my dick slowly, gently easing it in, all the while with lots of lube and patience. Got it fully inserted and she starts riding it slowly, steady deep strokes, without getting too close to it popping out. No painful gasps, not too much in the way of grimacing, lots of clit rubbing, and great moaning. Seemed to enjoy herself, since she kept going long after I though she would stop.

About 10 minutes of anal sex, with a lot of kissing, grinding, etc. I realize just how great she smells and tastes, so I ask if I can eat her out. She's panting a little, stops, lifts her ass off my dick, gives me a big grin and says, Yes! I let her mount my face and eat her out for what felt like 15-20 minutes, all the while looking up at that beautiful face. So fucking tasty, goddamn! I absolutely love eating tasty pussy!!

After eating pussy until my jaw couldn't take it anymore, we stopped, and conversed for probably close to 40-45 minutes. She's just a very nice girl, pretty damn smart, lots of good conversation on a range of topics, which for a 19 year old, I was very impressed by. Most of the 19 year olds only think about looks, looks, clothing, makeup, looks, shoes, etc. This girl was a genuine treat to spend time with. After a good while I realized it was DARK outside the window. She says, "we should probably go", and so we left the hotel. The ladies at the front waved goodbye, didn't ask for any additional money for overstaying the paid half hour by well over an hour, which was great. Best experience this trip, mainly for just how great this girl was as a human being.

Lleras Sunday night 11 PM to midnight.

Of course, after the great experience with my high cheekbones pretty girl, I knew the next one was not going to match up, but you know what, I'm a horny motherfucker and it's my last true night in town. After recuperating at the hotel for a while, I walk down to the little beer shop on the NW corner of LLeras, buy a beer and start wandering the parque. Immediately, I run across another of my favorite types, a negra MILF from Cali:

Laura, another big shit talker, which by now is 50/50 if it's going to be the same in the room. Talked all about what she'll do, great blowjob, no condom of course, only $200 k for sex and, oh I also really love it IN THE ASS. All that for a Lleras girl at $200 k is not bad, I'm thinking. By now, I'm ready again, so I say, yeah, let's go. 50/50, I'll roll the dice. Go to the little place on Calle 10, yellow paint, called Garden Lleras Hostel / Hotel, and which rents rooms by the hour when it's busy in Lleras. Good news: they card you and the girl and take photocopies of the ID. Bad news, short term rental is now up to $100 k for up to 3 hours. Damn.$70 k when I was last there in August, also a Sunday night. Bought the girl and me a beer from the front desk lady (very sweet, forget her name) and go to the room. She undresses, and not too bad mommy damage for a lady approximately 28-32 by my guess. Great tits, goddamn. Big booty, firm, great for grabbing. Anyway, she washes, I wash, she starts sucking BBBJ for "propina que quieras", yeah, we'll see where that ends up. Does a great job, lots of tongue, good enthusiasm. She gets on and rides cowgirl like a maniac, then wants me to pound her missionary, then from behind. All good till "en cuatro" at which point, despite the quick washing, she has a smelly ass / pussy. I'm good and hard, so it doesn't affect me, but it was a close one as to whether it'd drop off or not. Got her positioned to where the fan was behind us, and went to town. After about 10 minutes though, she asks me to eat it and I say, "Nope, I'm done, thanks. " And paid her and left.

Another example of when you have a truly off the charts mongering experience, the next one probably has zero chance of living up to it. Back to the hotel for one of my only non-vampire hours nights of the trip, meaning to sleep before 4-5 AM.

Finally, Plaza Botero Monday – return flight delayed to late afternoon, so I realize I have at least 2 hours extra to kill, so I head downtown from Poblado. Not having a lot of time, I choose:

Paola – Venezolana, blanquita, pero no buena. We ought to label these girls "ilusiones" because they look good, smell good, pretty face, nice makeup, but when you get them to the room, it's all "I don't mount guys", "Don't touch my pussy", "I only allow en cuatro and missionario", blah, blah, blah. I pounded her missionary for 5 minutes while she seriously just stared at the ceiling like a dead fish, and then from behind for about 10 minutes while watching her tits swing in the mirror to my left. Not bad, but her terrible attitude and lack of enthusiasm meant I finished early. Without finishing. No worries, back outside and I run into one that I'the seen the last 2-3 days and had on my list, a very pretty negrita called:

Laurena – negrita bonita why muy buena. A reversal of the other situation, when you have just had a bad mongering experience, the odds seem to be good that the next one will be good. This girl has a pretty face, braces (of course), probably mid to late 20's, long straight black hair, great smile and is a true hourglass figure. Small waist, giant tits, big ass. Classic. Anyway, we get upstairs, $10 k for the room, $50 k to her (rojo hotel ladies seriously laughing now when I come in and shaking their heads, they're my friends now, buy them a panque since it's mid-late morning and they say they need a snack, sure thing), get to the room and there's 3 beds, 2 singles and a queen. So odd. I've never seen that layout before. We pick the queen size one, she goes and really washes, I wash, and we get going. It's cool in the room, since it's at the back of the hotel, so no real sweating from the action. She gives a spectacular bareback blowjob, with the popping sound like pulling out a lollipop when she pulls it out of her mouth, grinning. Love that shit! Does this for a good 10 minutes, just sucking and tonguing, licking ballsack, sucking balls, jesus, a true professional. I finally can't take it and say, "montame por favor! She puts the condom on and goes to town. Those huge tits swinging as she's bouncing up and down, a glorious sight. About 10 minutes of this and she's like, "pon me en cuatro". Of course en cuatro. No anal requests this time, but that's fine, her beautiful big black ass, perfect heart shape, firm, but with nice movement when pounding, yeah, all good. Pound away for about 7 minutes and she says, "duras mucho, has tendio sexo hoy?" and I say, "si, pero no me vine", she laughs and says, I'm going to make you come. I ask for her to mount me again, and with some awesome cowgirl slipnslide, plus massive titties in my mouth, I finally climax and am done for the trip.

All in all, great visit. Lleras girls are still prettier and generally higher quality than the Botero girls, but Botero has some gems, you just need to sit down, drink a beer, take in the scene, walk the plaza and see what's available. With a little patience, you can find something approaching a mid-range Lleras girl, but for only $50-100 k (depending on extras) and that's just so damn cheap compared to even the cheapest Lleras girl. If there were only decent hotels near Botero and anything approaching fine dining, I'd probably just stay there. But it's only 15-20 minute cab ride for $13-15 k that it's worth it to me to stay in a nice hotel by Lleras, have tons of dining options available, plus much nicer places for a cocktail in Provenza, then just run to Botero to get down and dirty for cheap.

Nomars777 – out!

[Nomars777]

Botero Plaza. Recuperated, wanted to sample a few to see what was up in cheap pussyland, aka Botero area.

Ana – pequeña tiny titties, beautiful smile, probably 19-20 tops, dark hair with lighter highlights throughout, super cute college freshman type look. Went to the room and she did BBBJ for an extra $20 k. It was ok. I don't think she was super experienced. Fucked with a condom for a while with her only allowing about 3/4 penetration because she said, "eres grande!" (yeah, no, good one though), when she got off from riding me and said, "I'll give you everything", and I'm like, "Uh, we already did what I was expecting". To which she said, I have always wanted to try anal and I think you will be patient with me and I love the shape of your dick. Ok, whatever. Compliments will get you everywhere. So I clarified that a) you have NEVER done this, correct? (right) and then B) go slowly, take your time, ease it in, etc. She said, "You do that for me, from behind". Ok, here we go. Got her over the edge of the bed, lots of lube, slowly put it in as she gasped and covered her mouth, told her it will be better once it's all the way in as it's fattest at the tip, slight taper to the base. She's nodding, hand over her mouth, while I slowly get it all the way in her ass. She's really not enjoying it, but kept at it, while I massaged her clit and then she took over the clit massage for me. Went at this for about 5-7 minutes, after which she couldn't take it anymore. Pulled out, washed up a bit, and she gave me a nice BBBJ for a few more minutes till the time was up. $50 k to her, $20 k for BBBJ and then she asked for another $20 k for the ass. I was like, "wait a minute, YOU asked for the ass", to which she smiled and said, "yeah, but you enjoyed yourself, right?" Ok, fine, another $20 k. So $90 k and as we're walking out she's saying how she's never felt a painful sensation like that before, mixed with pleasure, and wondered how long it would take for her anus to stop quivering. It was actually amusing how she was diagnosing how her anus / ass felt after her first anal experience.

On to the next about 30 minutes later.

Andrea – I ran across this girl the afternoon before, Friday, but it started bucketing rain right when I was going to take her to the room. She has a serious lazy eye and / or 2 lazy eyes, because they will cross at just random times. She's not high, could carry on a conversation, has a pretty smile and face, very slim body with slightly visible abs, nice small titties, nice ass, but flatter than the other 2 above. Whatever. Ran across her again on Saturday and I was like, "let's go". Went to the "rojo hotel" out the gate in front of the church, cross the street, 2 doors down. $10 k for the room, $40 k for her, $20 k for BBBJ after I asked if she would do it, etc. She undresses, cleans herself up, then goes to town with the BBBJ. Put on the condom, used a little of my lube, and we fucked every which way positions for the next 25 minutes. Crazily, she said nearly every guy finishes with her in 5 minutes or so, but by this point, I've got my stamina and I made her go the distance. She was panting, complaining "te duras mucho! After too long in a position, etc. But made it to the end. Did not come, as I'm saving it for the 3rd or 4th one of the day. She said, "You'll look for me if you come back tomorrow, right?" Yep, but I'm looking for many tryouts, so probably won't go with you again, I thought to myself. She's cute, fun, smells great and is a great girl, if you don't mind the "bien pinche bizco" appearance.

Back to the Mexican restaurant for some totopos and guac, and beers to recuperate.

About an hour later, make the stroll past the annoying drunk gringos on the bench (without their assembly of 3 trans girls this time) and ran into #3 for the afternoon:

Yessica. Culona - pelo rojo Venezolana in front of the little beer store next to the passageway running down to the bathrooms and across from another little beer place on the corner. I had bought her a beer on Thursday and she's a great, great shit talker about how she's going to fuck your brains out, suck your cock till you can't take it anymore, etc. And so after buying her another beer $6 k for an Aguila, I'm like "Let's go." She's just giggling at this point. Not my typically favorite body type (slim, small tits, round ass), instead she's got medium tits, big shapely ass, great smile with braces. What percentage of girls in Colombia DOESN'T have braces? Anyway, back to La Zona Rosa, full 30 minute session, all the positions, great BBBJ, great action overall, plus she's shit talking the whole time. Just great fun. Told her I wasn't going to come and she's like, "I can make you!" I said, "No you can't!" She did give it her very best effort, pero me aguante! If you like curvy girls, with attitude, who will work hard, you really can't go wrong with her! $50 k for her and the room, $12 k in beers, $20 k for BBBJ. For just over $20 USD, a great deal.

Last one for the afternoon / evening, walked around Botero again, by the statue in the middle between the 2 beer shops on the corner on your left and the other tienda on the corner on the right, facing the museum down a bit on your left, I run across.

Valentina. Pequeña negra – truly spectacular "paquete" in her clothing. Rojo Hotel once again. Once undressed, major kiddie damage, but by this point, I was committed. She didn't ask for extra for bareback oral, and did a really thorough, passionate blowjob. Good moaning, stroking, no teeth, lots of tongue. All good. Then, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and she asked for "de cuatro". Always de cuatro. It was fine, but that's when I noticed she had that musky vinegar type smell, basically because she hadn't washed herself before we began other than a quick water rinse. Good thing the fan was behind me, and mostly pushed the light nasty smell away from me. Added more lube, which helped tremendously too. Banged away and then all of sudden she starts clenching her pussy muscles something fierce, which was a spectacular sensation and. The big finale cumshot. All good! $40 k to her $10 k to the room, nothing additional.

Additional info, no action, skip if you like, but it was funny / fun:

While waiting to see if I could muster another 5th "ratico" for the day, I sat down on the bench in front of the Mexican restaurant and 2 cute girls immediately start chatting with me. Astonished I could actually understand all their 'Mor. Me encanta tu espanol. Marica, puedes creer que habla espanol ese gringo. Que buena platica. " etc. Too funny. I love all the 'mors and 'maricas. Anyway, they said they were done for the night, but wanted to know if I'the buy them a beer. I knew where this is going, so sure, why not? Got 2 rounds of beers at the Mexican restaurant, then a small plato and a snack. All in about $40 k. They asked what I was doing, I said going back to the hotel to sleep. They were like, "aaaawwww, come on, let's go to La 70 and dance!

You know, I can sleep when I'm dead. Go to my hotel, they register the girls even though they weren't staying (fortunately didn't charge me, although he was going to! Then I changed and we went to La 70 to 2 different places. Got a bottle of rum in each place, plus snacks and some other stuff. I paid for everything and ended up with about 12 rent-a-friends by the end of the night. One of the girls, 'mor Angela, was much cuter than the other and I was actually fantasizing about banging her while we were dancing, but then I ended up dancing with some other dude's girlfriend, while he danced with Angela and then we all swapped again. In the meantime, the other girl, Valeria, who had been on her phone for an hour plus, got a late start drinking but by 3 AM was HAMMERED. I thought to myself, I'm not a babysitter, her problems are not my problems, so I gave Angela $50 k for the taxi for her and Valeria and I jetted. As I'm in the taxi and he's getting ready to leave, the drunk one runs out and tried to grab me through the driver's window, to get me to stay. Instead she got a little cigarette burn on her arm from the one he was smoking, yelped, pulled her arm back and we were off. I apologized for the inconvenience, gave him a tip when he got me to the hotel and that was the end of that night! Total cost of this experience $60 USD for the 2 bottles of rum, snacks, beers for the other folks, and another $20 k to the taxi driver, plus a small tip. All total maybe $70 USD, by far the most I spent the whole trip, but still very fun.

[Nomars777]

I'll post a couple of reports, since I want to provide details in case it's useful for anyone. In short, Medellin is always awesome.

Days 1-3.

Long report – apologies – but I went for volume this trip and ended up at 11 total girls in 5 days. Pleased with that!

I swear each visit to Colombia, things get weirder. Last trip to Bogota, half the girls offered me bareback sex without me even asking, which of course I accepted! (Got tested, all clean). This trip, a third of the girls straight up asked me to fuck their ass. 2 of the girls said they had never tried it, but wanted to and asked if I'the oblige them. One only wanted anal, the other 2 anal after some pussy banging. 1 wanted it, but we didn't get to that. So yeah, 4 of 11 wanted ass play. Why this trip? What is in the water? No idea.

Cash: Airport withdrawal. Revolut card at Serviciobanco (It's a green, black and white ATM. At the airport, they allow up to $2,000,000 pesos for foreign cards. Got the whole $2 M for $501.19, including fees for a USD to COP rate of 4,035.40. FYI – all the exchange places were giving $3,700 to $3,750 COP per USD. As always, ATM withdrawal much better option! Other withdrawals were at Davivienda, where they charge no fees, but Revolut charged me 5%. In those later days, the exchange rate was worse, but I still ended up at $3,920 / USD for those exchanges, still better than the little shops. The money exchange place right inside the west side of Lleras was at $3,600 to USD! Don't do it!

Stay: Hotel Selis in Poblado, literally 1 block from Lleras southwest entrance. Very nice hotel, less than 1 year old, comfy beds. They are guest friendly, but you only get 1 free guest registration. Each time after that, if they change the name of the guest, they charge $100 k. They are VERY concerned about your safety and stated that they would not let girls leave without me accompanying them downstairs and the front desk confirming that I was okay before the girls leave. I have to believe this is due to all the recent killings of gringos lately.

On a related note, I had never actually had a conversation with any of the police officers near Lleras, but upon exiting the Pollos al Carbon on Calle 10 a very nice officer, first name Jorge, asked me where I was from, how long in town, the usual niceties. After speaking in Spanish for a few minutes, I asked if they were getting English lessons due to all the foreign tourists and he confirmed they are getting English lessons 3 days a week for 4 hours, which seems like a very good thing. We practiced for a bit, and he was doing pretty well! Notthing perfect, but he understood me and I understood him. Then he asked me if I had any interest in the street chicas and I said, Yeah, but I'm careful. To which he added, "You speak Spanish, so you can communicate and evaluate the girls, but be very careful, most are ok, but there are some bad ones. Make sure to get them registered at the hotel, make sure they're not drugged up looking, or overly drunk, etc. And then all will be well". Seems like good advice.

Anyway, on to the girls, in order by day:

Lleras area – Wednesday night to Thursday morning 10 PM – 2 AM.

Dolce – Slim, petite, small tits, great ass. Took her to a "notel / motel" called las cabañas that she recommended, where they rent the rooms for 3-4 hours for a flat price. She gave spectacular oral service, then saw my bottle of lube, put on the condom and asked if she could put it in her ass, since it was more stimulating to her while she plays with herself. 2 condoms later, I was out, after which she wanted bareback anal while she massaged her clit like crazy. All in all, great experience. $150 k to her for her "taxi ride" and $50 k (I think, don't remember) to the hotel.

Plaza Botero – Thursday afternoon and then Lleras area late Thursday to 3 PM Friday.

Went to Botero, bought a couple of beers for some girls, hung out at the Mexican Restaurant across from the church. Upon taking a tour of the plaza, ran across.

Lizbet – petite negrita with an awesome body, spectacular ass and nice slightly more than handful titties, and her hair in bolitas on both sides. A cross of two strippers at my local strip club that I've fantasized about banging, so she was very appealing to me! Went to La Zona Rosa hotel for a quick visit. Once there, she said, "let's wash you and me". Ok. Went to the bathroom and she washed the dick for me, very sensual, good soap, good concentrated effort, all while stroking it and giving me great eye contact. Amazing, I never felt so clean or horny! Went to the bed and she went straight to BBBJ with great tongue and sucking action, no teeth! All CFS from there, which was great, she was very sweet, but just a tad high from the weed she had smoked a little earlier. Went the whole 30 minutes, multiple positions, but finished from behind (en cuatro) like all the girls seem to prefer. Came hard! Strangely, she was a super passionate kisser, just really into it, which I love. Nice way to end the afternoon trip to Botero.

Went back to Lleras area, had some food, took a nap, so I'the be ready to wander Lleras and Calle 10, headed through the park, over to Calle 10, west down 10, until I ran into. Yes, the exact same girl, Lizbet. We exchanged some smiles, pleasantries and she asked if I wanted to go again, since I had told her the girls charged more in Lleras and she came to find out, but hadn't run across anyone she found interesting yet. Debated. Told her maybe. Walked to the end of the block, turned the corner, then turned back around and went and got her. She asked, "You'll pay me what you did this afternoon, right and I'll stay all night?" I thought $100 k total for TLN, hell yeah!. She was very excited, apparently not remembering that I told her Lleras girls charged more. (Not how much, just more). Took her to my hotel, no cost as she was my first registered guest, they took all her cedula information and up we went. This was maybe 2 AM, or so, and she stayed till 3 PM the next day with multiple rounds of kissing, sex, sleep, kissing, sex, sleep, rinse, repeat. Lovely girl. So good, I thought about having her stay longer. Ended up giving her $150 k, plus 4 beers, breakfast and a couple cocktails. Not a bad deal at all! Second best experience of the trip.

Friday night – Went to Botero to see what was what, but it rained buckets, so I took the taxi back to the hotel, rested till about 10 PM, then had a night out at the regular discos, finishing at Casa De La Luna at 6 AM, lots of girls tourists and locals, so good eye candy, but only dancing. Very fun night anyway!

See report #2 for Saturday. Monday morning.

[Turgid]

....Do you think the robber is going to rob me if I wear a football shirt and shorts? ......

Be careful to wear the correct football shirt for the locale you are visiting or you may be attacked for a different reason.

[Gabacho]

Organized gangs in Colombia? I don't see how that's possible. And it's absolutely not possible that clueless gringos are an easy target. No way. Unless maybe it's a tragic form of Darwinism.

All sarcasm aside, a "tragic form of Darwinism" is exactly what this is. The weekend warriors are going to continue to get scoped, robbed, and or murdered until they learn to leave the iPhone 15 and the bling bling at home. And all that will be left will be us Centro rats who have nothing to steal, and we'll still be getting dirty street pussy on our dirty dix, amen!

[Huacho]

Lately, this type of tragic death is happening very frequently. No good. Either there is an organized gang out there who knows how to rob and murder tourists or Newbees keeping their guards off or Americans are easy target?

Organized gangs in Colombia? I don't see how that's possible. And it's absolutely not possible that clueless gringos are an easy target. No way. Unless maybe it's a tragic form of Darwinism.

[JohnnieCash]

How exactly do you know who is Colombian and who is Venezuelan?

I know who is Venezuelan and who is Colombian by knowing the girls, their amigas and novios, seeing with whom they hang out with, and then seeing with whom these people hang, and so on and so forth, quickly you'll see who's who and generally they don't seem to mix. I had a Colombian girl refusing to ask another girl a question for me (there was some commotion and I wanted to know what was it about) because she was a Vennie, so she quickly found a Colombian girl to ask, she identified her non-Venezuelan nationality just by looking around, she didn't even know her.

[Gabacho]

How exactly do you know who is Colombian and who is Venezuelan?

You can tell as soon as you hear them talk. The Venezuelans sound completely different and use different words than the Colombians such as "epa" for "hola" and they say "naguara" and "verga" alot. Paisas instead of saying "verga" will say "hijueputa" or "que gonorrea". Also Paisas tend to have a very distinctive accent where they don't pronounce the letter "the" at the end of words surrounded by vowels. For example "pescado" is pronounced "pescao" and mercado is "mercao" etc.

Also paisas tend to be more fare skinned and Venezuelans more darker skinned but that isn't always the case and isn't a for sure way to tell.

Generally the Venezuelans look poorer and work informal jobs such as selling coffee, single cigarettes, and candies from a street cart often made from a stolen grocery store cart which they call a Chasa or Chasita.