Penbelly in Thailand

[Penbelly]

They were still pouring concrete at ground level last week. Could take a long time. It appears they work about as fast as the guys doing the sewer work near the Beergarden on Soi 7 and the crew constructing the new Walking Street entrance sign.

Thanks for the info. I agree about the long time. They took 5 years building the JW Marriott.

[Penbelly]

Actually, your report was ok, although not that imformative, even for a newbie looking for info - really, no surprises, at all and quite general. It certainly didn't deserve an RoD. But, as people have pointed out, RoDs are not that 'distinct', anyway. They certainly aren't particularly discriminating. RoD seems to be almost an automated function of the board.

Doing the math, you've been here a total of 81 weeks (about 1 1/2 years, total) in 13 years. For any tourist, that is an impressive amount of time, I suppose. But, it begs the question, why after all that time are your areas of experience still so narrow and fairly predictable? It seems you travel the same well worn paths and therefore only have experience with a very small sampling of Thai women. As a result, I doubt your knowledge of Thai women is anything beyond very superficial and probably quite inaccurate in the broad scheme of things.

As for you being a newbie or not...well on here you are. You slag off NicFrenchy, despite the fact that in his time on this forum, he's been one of the most prolific and entertaining contributors. If you are so experienced and knowledgeable from all those visits, then prove it with more in-depth contributions, rather than attacking people because they find your posts a little light on real information.

It usually takes awhile before one is disliked on here. I spent years cultivating a general hatred and contempt. However, you've managed in a handful of posts to already come across as a bit of a wanker. Earn the right first, mate.

Actually, the 'Different strokes for different folks comment' is right on. There are some people who NEED to believe that they are accomplishing something great in G-clubs or hitting on TG's in department stores as opposed to bar girls. Why? I have no idea. Maybe the sex isn't as good with a hooker for them because of some psychological hangup. Then there are people like me-total horndogs who even after hundreds and hundreds of allnighters still get jelly-kneed when ANY good-looking babe's little ass pops out of her jeans. A guy once assured me that picking up a girl from, say, the Emporium, is A LOT better than a bar girl. I was amused the very next time I was in LOS I shagged a girl from NEP who was great, cheerful, and very good in bed. I noticed she was a snappy dresser and asked about it. She had worked at the Emporium the week before and decided to start dancing. Big difference, huh? Most old hands can remember Silom and Patpong in the mid-90's when university girls would work 2-3 nights a week dancing to pay for sundry items that they thought they needed. These were NOT Issan farm girls but they still ended up bouncing up and down on my bed at night. There are some things I don't consider myself and expert on-massage parlors for example-but mind-bending sex with beautiful Asian girls is not something I need much advice on. I'm here three weeks every 5 1/2 months now so the guy who added up my vacation time needs to revise his math.

Cheers

[Retired Army]

Look Buddy, I have been coming to LOS for 13 years so don't give me the newbie crap.You make a reference to stringing three words together and then mispell three or four words in a paragraph.Nic Frenchy was a newbie as recently as two years ago on the Bangkok Post site and now he is passing himself off as some type of 'sage' on this site.What a joke.I was hoping this site would be a more non-confrontational site but I guess not. By the way,retired doggie,I couldn't care less about your 'great sex' with overpriced coyote dancers.Been there done that.

Sorry Buddy, this old doggie first came to Thailand in 1973. Let me do some math: twice a year for Thirteen years. That makes you what, an "tourist?"

Can't Speak for Nic Frenchy. I've read some of his reports and rather enjoy them.

My comment was about the standards for RoDs, not directed twards you personally. Now, if that's the way you want to take the discussion, so-be-it.

[Penbelly]

Don't mean a damn thing. I have seen totally worthless pieces of crap with incorrect information recommended for RoD. As a newbie your reoprts are read by the administrator and if you can string more than three words together an form a sentence that qualifies for a RoD. IMHO your report pretty much meets the criteria.

Look Buddy, I have been coming to LOS for 13 years so don't give me the newbie crap.You make a reference to stringing three words together and then mispell three or four words in a paragraph.Nic Frenchy was a newbie as recently as two years ago on the Bangkok Post site and now he is passing himself off as some type of 'sage' on this site.What a joke.I was hoping this site would be a more non-confrontational site but I guess not. By the way,retired doggie,I couldn't care less about your 'great sex' with overpriced coyote dancers.Been there done that.

[Retired Army]

By the way G-clubs are a joke. Thousands and thousands of baht for starfish sex. No thanks.

Disagree with you. I've had a membership to the Pegagus Club for years and I've had great sex there. The great thing is I don't have to comb the bars or other places where I might be recognized and have to explain to the wife why I was hanging out in the Thermae. Money isn't the issue.

[Penbelly]

Mick Licker,

Appreciate your help with the information.

I intend to use it in planning my next trip.

[Penbelly]

Absolutely, and he forgot about the other 90% of Thai women he obviously has never met.

Nic Frenchy, Aren't you the guy who didn't show up in Bangkok until you were past 30 and called NEP 'Hell'. Of course you are. If you weren't here in your twenties you have no idea of the meaning of the term 'sexual excess' believe me. Yes it is me and yes I am still undefeated. You had better tell the editor my post wasn't worth much as he has linked it to the reports of distinction.

By the way G-clubs are a joke. Thousands and thousands of baht for starfish sex. No thanks.

Cheers, Your buddy.

[M P Lurker]

I have been almost exclusively doing the go-go thing for a bit now but am planning on a soapy this fall.I prefer dancers physically so if I am going to go to a soapy I want a dog gone soapy.Not just a half-ass massage and sex.So that is my question.Which soapy right now has the biggest tubs and the best air mattress techniques? Also the longest? Which MP provides the best B-course with 2 or more girls without breaking my back financially? The more detailed responses the better.

Thanks

"dog gone"???
"half-ass massage"? Half horse and half ass results in a mule I think Soapies are not the best place to go for a superior real massage.
But if you are refering to a soapy blody slide, thats different.
I would say that the best body slides I ever had were at Chao Praya II which probably only only has pudgy girls these days in that department or Cleopatra (closed) or Mona Lisa (closed). Nataree is probably a good bet for a Soapy body slide. Cupidy may be O.K. but watch out for rip-offs. Same for J-One.
There are some good body slides at Emmanuelle. Colonze 2 has girls for Nuri-nuri (seaweed gel) body slide but I haven't tried it yet. Victorias Secret also has good reputation for body slide.

I don't know which place has biggest tubs and does body slide as well. But Colonze 2 has a reputation for party bookings as does Plaza Entertainment.

I would suggest trying Colonze 2 and if the girls don't take your fancy, its a short walking distance to Nataree (much bigger line-up), Emmanuelle, and Hi Class as backups all with body slide available. Whoops! Strike out Hi-class with small tubs. All of these places seem to have reasonable pricing for westerners as well as for East Asians.

P.S. I'm sure that Darling and Annies in Sukhumvit are also into two girl bookings with some girls doing body slide.
I haven't tried Annies so not sure about their body slide.
Some Darling girls, even with body-slide numbers (>100) seemed to be a bit lazy about doing a proper body slide.
I haven't tried a broad selection because not many lookers.

[NicFrenchy]

Been to BKK 27 times(twice a year since '95) so I'll try to help newbies out a little as there have been several posts recently wanting information.

So you are the Penbelly from the other forum LOL

Listen, no offence but your review is not worth much, even to newbies.
there is no way a LOS Veteran would generalise that much.

and by the way... you forgot the Coyotes and G clubs (by far the most interesting).

[Fivebahtwiz]

To any of you guys that live in Bangkok I have a question:How far along is the construction of the hotel BETWEEN the Nana and the Rajah? I guess I want to know if I will be blasted out of my bed by the sound of jackhammers and construction equipment this fall.I would appreciate it if anybody happens by there in the near future gives a reply.

Thanks.

They were still pouring concrete at ground level last week. Could take a long time. It appears they work about as fast as the guys doing the sewer work near the Beergarden on Soi 7 and the crew constructing the new Walking Street entrance sign.

[Penbelly]

To any of you guys that live in Bangkok I have a question:How far along is the construction of the hotel BETWEEN the Nana and the Rajah? I guess I want to know if I will be blasted out of my bed by the sound of jackhammers and construction equipment this fall.I would appreciate it if anybody happens by there in the near future gives a reply.

Thanks.

[Penbelly]

I have been almost exclusively doing the go-go thing for a bit now but am planning on a soapy this fall.I prefer dancers physically so if I am going to go to a soapy I want a dog gone soapy.Not just a half-ass massage and sex.So that is my question.Which soapy right now has the biggest tubs and the best air mattress techniques? Also the longest? Which MP provides the best B-course with 2 or more girls without breaking my back financially? The more detailed responses the better.

Thanks

[Penbelly]

Been to BKK 27 times(twice a year since '95) so I'll try to help newbies out a little as there have been several posts recently wanting information.

1.GO GO GIRLS-These are the best bet as far as BODIES go.They are younger,harder,and GFE's are nearly the rule,at least in my experience.I rarely do anything else in the three weeks I am here every 6 months.

2.FREELANCE OR BAR BEER-If you are into real slutty sex these girls may be a bit better for porno-type intimacy (Anal,deep throat,CIM) but you will be giving up some in the looks department and they nearly ALL have experienced childbirth.

3.MASSAGE GIRLS-Lighter skin tone,bigger breasts but also bigger bellies.More from BKK proper as opposed to Issan.Performance varies and you need to know what you want.I love soapies but if your not careful you may get a girl that gives you a soapie for 3 minutes and then hands you a condom.Farang will be surcharged in most places.

4.EDEN-Service is terrific but girls are not very attractive-period.But what would you expect from a place were cumswapping and goldenshowers are on the menu?

5.BLOW JOB BARS-Looks usually aren't as good but some of the techniques are unreal.It's easy to get addicted to these places as I was back in the '90s and although not as good as sex per se....there is just SOMETHING about a girl kneeling in front of you doing all the work..in public if you want.

6.DANCE CLUBS-CM2 or QBar for hookers and a fairly decent time.Angels in Nana for seedy hookers half dressed.Avoid The Bed unless you like farang women(which I do not).Most superclubs are MOSTLY for Thais.

7.BDSM-Bar Bar is fairly decent if,like me,you are a dabbler as opposed to a gourmand.Mistress Christy is just plain wicked and you are likely to get more than you bargained for if you go to her 'lair'.

Have Fun!

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[Penbelly]

Why don't we start a thread here about the go-go girls that are bisexual? If anybody has any experience and knows numbers of girls in NEP, SC, or Patpong who like a little poontang from time to time post it. Or PM me privately if you don't want to have 50 guys know about her. Just a thought. Please DO NOT tell me about the knuckledraggers at the Eden bar either. It gets tedious.

PEN

[Penbelly]

Has anybody tried the tubular shaped booths at The Strip on PP2? I wasn't willing to drop the 500 baht but one night I saw a farang couple and TWO bar girls go in one of these very cramped dance booths and then clothespin the curtain shut. I wonder if there is more than just table dancing available in there? The papa-san falls all over himself taking care of the customers so I wonder if they are getting that much business.Still,this is a different twist on the go-go scene and I hope they make it.