Rants and WTF are you talking about and Coronavirus!

[Sirioja]

Collegiate Wrestler and Iron Man 70.3 Triathlete and have posted pictures and medals to prove it. Better than your empty and unproven words. Plus you will always remember how much I look better than you when standing with no robe next to you. I know you know it because we were both there. Me standing topless and you cowering in your robe, with arms crossed, insecure knowing you look weak next to me, not able to say anything when next to me, only to run your big mouth again after the fact from thousands of kilometers away. You can keep playing with your toys because we know you can't do anything without a machine to help. Maybe that is also why you talk about cars. You're nothing without machine assistance. Go do a pull up, oh wait, you can't. Anyway, cycling is not even a sport. Bring in coordination, defense, strategy, and well, what good is a cyclist? Not a real sport, just uncoordinated people trying to be good at exercising. It's exercising, not a true sport.

As we were there at Sharks on last July, didn t I answer You for real? Really? And are You too old to forget what You told me about my writings about women? When I m not too old and still remember very well, even I didn t need You came to me once again, when I didn t even recognize your not pretty nor looking young face and I prefer to focus on beauties and I was lucky to discover my best 2021 Sharks girl on the night, for real she started the chat, in a so under her level way, but in few seconds I understood it was just her shyness with me and when we started I knew we would repeat if she wanted and we repeated almost weekly when she was at Sharks. You run triathlon but You don t know about speed on bicycle? When at least, I know a bit about technique in my sports, when bicycle climbing is told by everybody to be one of the most difficult sport, furthermore when You climb for 15/20 days in a row, that s my great holidays, everyday up to one legend, climbing the most difficult on the most difficult line, not Italian curving, when I don t know how they are able to do this nearly stopped in curves, climbing topless and without helmet. My freedom to turn legs and make heart working in high altitude, often above 2000 meters, when I m not paid for this, but for my pleasure to be able to do it. When I should drive to close to Antwerp. Be for NL beauties, then to Freubad close to Bern on next day for my new full natural without silicon nor tattoo Romanian real beauty who doesn t know about her charm she can play, before really starting my tour at Aosta. It up to Gran San Bernardino on next day, for sure, better I don t drive like a Swiss or US snail or I will arrive at the end of my holidays time. Old 630000 kms lady will help me as always when I didn t find yet the good S5 , but I will need and even power improved between Paris. Rhur and Freubad or ZH on week end. My week ends huge datcha and I can t spend all my time on autobahns even I will have to learn to drive in different way, with lines versus weight inerty, not mine, and mono piston brakes meaning will have to kick hard and short time when not best stamina. Knowledge of technique always help a bit. When your challenge for climbing was just like playing poker.

[Mr Ho]

LOL, you make oxygen in the blood? That must be some alien physiology, from which solar system do you come?

This is getting beyond LOL LOL!

[Mr Ho]

Collegiate Wrestler and Iron Man 70.3 Triathlete and have posted pictures and medals to prove it. Better than your empty and unproven words. Plus you will always remember how much I look better than you when standing with no robe next to you. I know you know it because we were both there. Me standing topless and you cowering in your robe, with arms crossed, insecure knowing you look weak next to me, not able to say anything when next to me, only to run your big mouth again after the fact from thousands of kilometers away. You can keep playing with your toys because we know you can't do anything without a machine to help. Maybe that is also why you talk about cars. You're nothing without machine assistance. Go do a pull up, oh wait, you can't. Anyway, cycling is not even a sport. Bring in coordination, defense, strategy, and well, what good is a cyclist? Not a real sport, just uncoordinated people trying to be good at exercising. It's exercising, not a true sport.

It is amazing how you two met and came out unharmed till this forum LOL!

[DrPoon]

Collegiate Wrestler and Iron Man 70.3 Triathlete and have posted pictures and medals to prove it. Better than your empty and unproven words. Plus you will always remember how much I look better than you when standing with no robe next to you. I know you know it because we were both there. Me standing topless and you cowering in your robe, with arms crossed, insecure knowing you look weak next to me, not able to say anything when next to me, only to run your big mouth again after the fact from thousands of kilometers away. You can keep playing with your toys because we know you can't do anything without a machine to help. Maybe that is also why you talk about cars. You're nothing without machine assistance. Go do a pull up, oh wait, you can't. Anyway, cycling is not even a sport. Bring in coordination, defense, strategy, and well, what good is a cyclist? Not a real sport, just uncoordinated people trying to be good at exercising. It's exercising, not a true sport.

Just thought of a new sport: combat cyling. The helmeted riders are launched full speed at each other then after the crash attempt to submit by choking the opponent out or arm bar.

[Hyperion2007]

What is the quarantine status in Germany now? Do I need any vaccination certificate, test results or on-site rapid test to visit FKK? Particularly I am thinking about Sharks.

Absolutly nothing is needed.

[Jymondor]

What is the quarantine status in Germany now? Do I need any vaccination certificate, test results or on-site rapid test to visit FKK? Particularly I am thinking about Sharks.

[Escape Artist]

Perfect climber body, everybody's dream.

https://averagejoecyclist.com/wp-con...in-cyclist.jpg

https://twitter.com/MRasmussen1974/s...750528/photo/1

For real. Like if he's going to embellish about a sport, why pick one that produces such undesirable results with little translatable skillsets to other activities?

[Escape Artist]

I m able to climb the steepest climbings for my 20th Summer sporty tour to make once more my Summer great, facing the most steep lines, going 40 kms up. And You and laying on back skippy ZH? What real outside sport are You able? And I will have to brake not to take too much risk, not to fall when downhill, or I would easily go to 70/80 . Just matter of dynamics. Real sports making oxygen in blood help to stay powerful with girls. Then, no need pills, like I don t take ketons 90% professionnals take and other.

Collegiate Wrestler and Iron Man 70.3 Triathlete and have posted pictures and medals to prove it. Better than your empty and unproven words. Plus you will always remember how much I look better than you when standing with no robe next to you. I know you know it because we were both there. Me standing topless and you cowering in your robe, with arms crossed, insecure knowing you look weak next to me, not able to say anything when next to me, only to run your big mouth again after the fact from thousands of kilometers away. You can keep playing with your toys because we know you can't do anything without a machine to help. Maybe that is also why you talk about cars. You're nothing without machine assistance. Go do a pull up, oh wait, you can't. Anyway, cycling is not even a sport. Bring in coordination, defense, strategy, and well, what good is a cyclist? Not a real sport, just uncoordinated people trying to be good at exercising. It's exercising, not a true sport.

[PaulInZurich]

when I m perfect fit and weight to climb the steepest.

Perfect climber body, everybody's dream.

https://averagejoecyclist.com/wp-con...in-cyclist.jpg

https://twitter.com/MRasmussen1974/s...750528/photo/1

[PaulInZurich]

Real sports making oxygen in blood

LOL, you make oxygen in the blood? That must be some alien physiology, from which solar system do you come?

[Sirioja]

That is the point, even next to somebody of normal height you look like a hobbit.

But when You know nothing about climbing for real, about gears according to steep, maybe not written on internet? About turning legs fast enough to make heart working to prevent so painful lactic acid paralyzing muscles, You don t seem to know more for topic here, when what matter is your tool size and power, also knowledge of women and skill, when at my age, fit and powerful from my sports, I don t need help to be hard for hours, as I also don t need products nor Cancellara. Ch hidden engine. You are lucky when since 1 year I proposed to give You a lesson of technique on the field in the steep about what is climbing for real, not just reading internet.

[Sirioja]

What does NBA height have anything to do with anything when we're talking about looking fit but you're frail and full of saggy wrinkled skin.

I m able to climb the steepest climbings for my 20th Summer sporty tour to make once more my Summer great, facing the most steep lines, going 40 kms up. And You and laying on back skippy ZH? What real outside sport are You able? And I will have to brake not to take too much risk, not to fall when downhill, or I would easily go to 70/80 . Just matter of dynamics. Real sports making oxygen in blood help to stay powerful with girls. Then, no need pills, like I don t take ketons 90% professionnals take and other.

[PaulInZurich]

I didn't see You are NBA tall

That is the point, even next to somebody of normal height you look like a hobbit.

[Escape Artist]

I didn't see You are NBA tall, only in your dreams, when I m perfect fit and weight to climb the steepest. And about places where we met, and even more in real life, really important is what women feel inside of them, to impress them for sex after preparing them with foreplay. And in real life, I m not told I m big. Looking forward starting my 20th Summer sporty tour when I perform so much faster than when I started in my 30's when I would not have been able to climb Zoncolan or Mortirolo, but I don t see many when I climb there, not many meaning 0.

What does NBA height have anything to do with anything when we're talking about looking fit but you're frail and full of saggy wrinkled skin.

[DrPoon]

Coming this fall: a BA 5 omicron vaccine will be required!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHLLrYP7THM