Lisbon

[Swpc10]

Swpc10:

I am a frequent user of that kind of service - massage with happy ending - and the best I know is provided by a Brazilian masseuse, almost nice brunette, around 30 io, near Areeiro. Price €30/€40 - duration 40m/60m. Very clean ap. almost aseptic, shower available, relaxing music, candles, warm oil and the finest hands. Note that she is a real masseuse, does not undress, but knows how to welcome you, and most of all how to make you more than happy in the end... contact 961645376 (ad. usually in CM)

However, if you want a “more intimate contact” or prefer a pin up she is not the girl for you. Should you need further info, you may reach me by PM.

Enjoy.

I would PM you for more info, but I need to subscribe, and that takes 24 hours (which I am doing).

Basic question, does she speak enough English for me to call and get directions/book an appointment?

[Jessica Escort G]

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Jessica

Hi guys and girls

I'm in Carcavelos this week and I'm looking for some action!! :-) Can you recommend any girls/massage parlors/... ?

Anything in Carcavelos! Thanks!

Lief Voetje

[Liefvoetje]

Hi guys and girls

I'm in Carcavelos this week and I'm looking for some action!! :-) Can you recommend any girls/massage parlors/... ?

Anything in Carcavelos! Thanks!

Lief Voetje

[Piotr]

Swpc10:

I am a frequent user of that kind of service - massage with happy ending - and the best I know is provided by a Brazilian masseuse, almost nice brunette, around 30 io, near Areeiro. Price €30/€40 - duration 40m/60m. Very clean ap. almost aseptic, shower available, relaxing music, candles, warm oil and the finest hands. Note that she is a real masseuse, does not undress, but knows how to welcome you, and most of all how to make you more than happy in the end... contact 961645376 (ad. usually in CM)

However, if you want a “more intimate contact” or prefer a pin up she is not the girl for you. Should you need further info, you may reach me by PM.

Enjoy.

[Swpc10]

I am going to be in Lisbon soon. Any reports of knowledge of places for a nice massage with happy ending?

TIA

[Pedrassi]

Judging from your report Mur, I seem to have chosen the worst SW in the entire Poço.

Just my luck.

But either way, I don't think I'll be returning to Poço in the near future at least. In one of my previous strolls in that area I saw one of my (female) colleagues walking about. Had she seen me walking with a hooker in the direction of the pensão the incident would have gained disastrous proportions. Being labelled a "client" here in Portugal is probably one of the quickest ways to destroy a man's reputation. Not to mention that my prospects of gaining a real girlfriend would in future crash down to the absolute zero.

Also, I saw one of my ex-teachers lurking about there. I believe he was just passing by (he's married) but hey, who really knows? I turned the other way when I recognized him in the distance, so the motives for his presence there remain very much a mystery to me.

I believe the embarassment caused by the electrico full of people served as a warning. I praise my anonymity too much to take any more unnecessary risks.

Pedrassi

[Murilloa]

murilloa’s economic views are so right-wing that if he expounded them to portugal’s conservative president cavaco silva, the well-groomed old monger would grab his che guevara t-shirt and hit the streets singing the ‘internationale’, fist clenched above his head.

just now, the city is disfigured by posters saying, ‘pensions cannot decrease’.

oh, no? if we don’t produce money to pay them, do we just print the stuff? and now the fuckin’ teachers decide to strike. mur has no love for this profession at the best of times but when they extend their long vacations by striking, he eases his rage by wondering cynically if the teenagers of lisbon will give a shit or be able to tell the difference anyway, whether their teachers turn up for ‘work’ or not.

hard-line thatcherism says you practise what you preach. so mur applies the iron rule of balanced budget to his own treasury. first he coughs up tax to the portuguese state, further tax to tony and gordon in downing street, further discounts for a compulsory local pension scheme, which some well-meaning socialist will raid to pay teachers before muri gets it, further payments to an optional private savings plan, which some misbegotten capitalist will steal before muri gets it, further payments on health insurance in case his nose falls off in the poço, further payments in court-awarded footwear salary to ex-madame mur, a.k.a. imelda marcos, further payments to rent his spartan downtown apartment, and then he religiously pays off his credit card in full, to end each month in zero debt.

this generates a feeling of virtue compared to the millions of individuals and dozens of governments whose compulsive indebtedness he knows at first hand thanks to his role as a tiny cog in the invincible machine of global capitalism.

but there’s also some frustration, and as every authoritarian knows, there comes a time when you must take pressure off the humble folks if you want to prevent conflict or even revolution. so, friday mur gets home and his small companion is planning an ‘uprising’.

“mur, they bin talkin’ about sabina in the isg. when do we get to fuck her again?”

“listen, dickhead, i've explained that central government has no funds at this time for social investment - we are in a period of drastic fiscal retrenchment.”

but proletarian belly joins in:

“basta with this tuna salad and apple-juice shit, when do we next see a kilo of steak and a litre of wine?”

with all his lower instincts in revolt, it is time to surrender, and he signs a solemn contract to finance a modest ‘festa popular’.

so saturday am in the poço, but no sooner does he sight sabina, than she hops into a cab. nothing personal, for she hasn’t seen him - no, she’s just had a message from cavaco silva, who understandably prefers outcall. so off drives our diva, like liza minelli taking a limo down broadway, to the ironic applause of her companions. these include tsarina katarina, but muri is not in the mood for her frisky conversation, and although lily is attentively present, and gypsy larissa patrols the street corner, he decides on someone new. accosting a bored-and-distant younger woman, he asks her price - the usual - and then her name.

"alina".

ach so! here’s the girl who raped pedrassi’s phone after neutering his fucklust with a rubber doll pose. it is muri’s duty to tame her: not such a selfish right-wing **** after all, he decides to ‘take one for the team’.

a fine experience ensues. very slow, rock-hard and totally determined, he convinces alina that if she stays inert under him, why, he’ll hang in there all day. so after starting in ‘teacher-on-strike’ mode, she eventually decides to buck and grind as if a fuck were actually in progress rather than a minor operation under local anaesthetic – she even wriggles her neat breasts into view.

afterwards, she demands another €5, which mur at first refuses. watching her making up in the mirror, his reptile heart softens and he offers the battered note as they leave. her pretty, sulky face bursts out in a radiant charming complicit affectionate sisterly smile, and she actually hugs him. this fills mur with a flash of joy, then a pang of guilt, then a feeling of foolish pity and sentimental fondness which lasts all day, even after he has lavishly gratified his other brute instincts with argentinean beef and chilean tinto at the docas. during the siesta, he just wishes alina were there so he could bathe her, dry her, talc her pussy, oil her breasts, massage her back, caress her neck, knead her feet, stroke her hair, whisper in her ear and not fuck her.

seems there’s a bleeding-heart softie in there after all. but on the micro-economic level, fiscal restraint remains the order of the day, so as another sunday dawns, let’s join gandax, piotr, cc, zé, pedrassi and many others in giving pious thanks to the good lord of mongerdom for our funny, quirky economical temporary girlfriends in the poço.

[Pedrassi]

Chupa-Cabras, what a Report!!!

You bet that when that Sindy girl returns to business she will receive a prompt visit from me.

A sincere thanks for the info.

Pedrassi

[Ed Setra]

'Love for sale. Appetising young love for sale
Love that's fresh and still unspoiled,
Love that's only slightly soiled,
Love for sale'

How the Ella Fitzgerald song comes to mind when window shopping in the Poco.

A brief planned escape from colleagues on a business trip to Lisboa allowed a 2 hour window of opportunity. What to do and where to go?

Having had difficulty in the past with understanding directions from calls to Correio ads I decided on a quickie in the Poco followed by a slowie in a well known establishment on the 8th floor of a building close to Saldanha. I had hoped to try the well reported MK but my hotel was too close for discretion to be assured.
So out of the starting blocks at 13.30, I needed to be back for a meeting at 16.00. Metro to Restauradores and walk through to Poco watching tourists and locals enjoying late lingering lunches.

It must have been a slow day (a Thursday) because there were no candidates on the street on my first stroll past. I was a Poco virgin and despite a rigourous study of the forum and guidance from the photo maps and the detailed descriptions of our literate master, I felt out of place and obvious in my intentions to the locals who were hanging around. Never mind, try again. Second pass, and they seemed to appear from nowhere. Only two admittedly, but game on.

I approached a cute gum-chewer with a pleasant rear view, short and nicely put together in blue painted-on pants and white top. I asked if she spoke English and she asked if I would like to fuck.

'If you want to try my wares, follow me and climb the stairs. Love for sale'

No nonsense, direct. How much? She typed the number 35 into her mobile. OK, more than I had seen here on the forum but I was on a schedule and anyway later it proved to include 5 for the Pensao.

Off we go into the famous hostel and up the rickety stairs. She rang the bell and in we went. Her name was Christina and she was from Bucharest.

The session itself was as anticipated, no more and no less. A wash on the facilities on a raised platform in the corner of the room and straight to the bed. She had a ceasarian scar that looked quite recent above coiffed soft downy dark hair. Her breasts were small but nicely shaped, and her ass was peachy. CBJ and a few positions produced the desired effect, hastened I'm sure by the thrill of the occasion and the illicit feel of the location. I didn't feel rushed or processed at any time though, and it was an experience that I would recommend to any participant in our chosen leisure activity.

Afterwards, as I left the building I scanned the area and I noticed a few men in various locations observing the pensao entrance. Fellow mongers awaiting their opportunity or just nosy observers? Who knows. As I walked away I wondered if the famous Mur was in the vicinity awaiting one of his favourites.

Onward to Campo Pequeno by Metro and I walk down the street to the next establishment at number 45. A busy thoroughfare with a lot of passersby. In the door, no security man at the desk, and up to the desired floor. Ring the bell and I'm shown into a plush lounge where 8 girls were presented one-by one. All were presentable and appeared friendly in that short moment that they have to make their impression. Names were given, Bom Dia and a peck on the cheek. I couldn't remember the names when I was asked to choose, but one stood out for me and I described her.

I chose a tall girl, dusky skinned and mid 20s. She was in my mind a dead ringer for the current lingerie model seen in Marks and Spencer ads, but better endowed (natural). She spoke English and was bright, bubbly and friendly.

Shower in the room and relieved of 100 for an hour of entertainment. This was much more of a slow and deliberate session than the Poco offered and I left on-schedule a satisfied customer. While I waited for the lift another punter left the establishment and seemed embarrassed to find me still there. He averted his gaze and didn't share the lift down when it finally arrived. Funny, I didn't feel at all exposed in this professional setting whereas in the Poco earlier it was a different matter entirely.

The efficient Lisbon metro allowed me a few minutes of self-composure back at base before my next meeting. Lisbon, although not a recognised hobby-tourism locale, appears to this amateur to be full of opportunity to those who do some research and are willing to be adventurous.

Many thanks to those who contribute their reports to this forum.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Chupa Cabras]

Sindy is a 25 y. O. A sweet brasilian brunette, about 165 cm, nice round boobs, lovelly Made in Brazil ass, with those genuine sun tan markings, face so-so, a little extra weight, not a beauty queen but lets say quite sexy and hornish, and with a "fuck me " sign in her eyes. And a very competent professional that makes you feel that your hard earned money was very well spent.

Seen her had in see. M. A few weeks ago and curious phoned and asked her for the menu:

25 Euros Oral; 30 Euros suck and fuck; and 40 Euros for the 3 courses.

Was a little tired and the The BJ option seemed quite interesting.

Asked if the blowjob could be BBBJ, she said yes, no problem. Thats when I decided to push the string a little further: The no to this one is always granted so having nothing to loose asking and I did: Can I come in your mouth? Yes she replied. Howw.

So I headed to her place, an apartment in the center of Parede in front of the Robialac paint shop, as fast as I could.

She opened the door dressing a yellow top and a jeans mini skirt, kissed and shown me the way to the room. Then picked her 25 Euros and went to the bathroom while I was taking my cloth off.

Returned with a warm smile in her lips calling me "Safado" and asked if I wanted her pussy or ass also. I said I was quite tired that day but I would return for some more if I enjoyed. Then she asked if I wanted her to strip for the BJ I said she was ok like that, no need.

So then she laid on the bed in top of me and sarted to suck giving a very competent blow. Meanwhile I pulled her boobs out of the top, and satrted apying with them, caressed her kniples, moved my hands further down feeling her round ass and wet pussy, (she was not wearing nay lingerie or underwear). That made me feel hornier and for a moment tought about ordering her to get a condom and fuck her in every hole, but the BBBJ was feeling so nice like that. And I didn't.

Finally stood up standing in bed on my knees with her in front of me sucking and warned her I would fill her mouth very soon. She continued sucking and I shoot my load. She continued sucking while I was coming like a maniac and looking up at me at the same time. Then slowly pushed away, picked a napkin and cleaned her mouth. Smiled at me and called me "Safado" again.

Phoned her back later last week to book a complete session with 3 course and CIM but she was moving her stuff to another place and is only placing her add next somewhere in the midle of the next week. I will surelly return then.

The add in see. M. Was this one:

PAREDE. Brasileira Sindy. Sexy. 25a. Morenaça. Bronzeadinha. Desinibida. Tm/968903784. Tm/969999192

So very sad I headed for the Poço. Where I met Lili

P.S. -This one is for you Pedrassi, now you know where one of this CIM girls that you are tempted to visit is.

P.S. 2 - Its been 2 weeks and my dick is still in the same place. Go ahed dude and be happy.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Chupa Cabras]

Pedrassi i went to the Poço on the afternoon of the 5th of October(bank holiday) lets say 4 o´clock , there were about 8/9 girls there and yes there was a blong girl among all the "morenas".They line up on both sides of the sidewalk, in front of the hostel.Next time you go there take Lili upstairs, for what i´ve seen she´s the actual nº 1 there.

Piotr i did like her face. That long black hair, those hipnotic green eyes, and that great body she has.

[Chupa Cabras]

I think I will take Lili upstairs again and again and pray that fucking hostel doesn't come down in pieces meanwhile. After that we talk about your Sabina. I've seen her there: Nice legs, beautifull face but she seems to have that "Do not disturb" atittude, if you know what I mean.

[Murilloa]

Yes, CC, great report on a great chica, and you give a real flavour of the Poço.
Now, do you have what it takes to tame Sabina?

[Piotr]

Chupa Cabras

To commemorate the holiday in Poço, you chose perhaps the best performer… face and feet not so nice, but everything in between is outstanding, plus a positive attitude seldom found in SWs. She has 2 photos here in the photo gallery.

Congratulations for your report. You gambled and won the Poço lottery!

[Pedrassi]

Fuck man, you were way better treated than I was.

I was treated literally like a dawg.

And you even managed to kiss. Good stuff.

I have but one question. Every time I've headed down that place I've never found more than 3, 4 Romanians plus the usual grannies and I have most certainly never seen a blond SW girl there.

Would you be so kind as to roughly inform when you went (day of the week) and at what time?