Cartagena Reports

[Black Page]

TUESDAY
Today! Let's see what the Fate is preparing for me....

The Fate was good. Yesterday the scene looked better at Reloy, but still nothing better than an everall puteria. All veterans, and newer ones already instructed by Veterans (I even had to listen to this, from a couple of 20 yo+25 yo teen looking Venezolanas: "El condom para el sexo oral es PRIMORDIAL", meaning "indispensable".

After having wasted time and money for beers offered to girls classified as "maybe", "better leave" and "definitely not", at 3 am in Electra I am chased by a couple of blonde girls who touch me everywhere, claim to be novias, and offer to do anything for 150 k. Something did not click to me. Call me stupid, but I had the feeling they were trying to steal something from my pockets. Probably impossible here, but who knows. So many girls, no need to regret them. I managed to escape, but with some effort: one even followed me out, discretely until Reloy.

Around 3:30 am, I have the Vision. The hottest I have seen, piel canela but blonde hair. Where did she hide until 3 am?? At 7 am, she told me she was in the VIP area. Ok. I think I missed something.

She smiles, she's hot, she's friendly, she says 200 is ok.

Fuck Miss 500 k who is still there standing with her friend.

We go back to my apartment, we buy a bottle of wine (she wants wine) at Olimpica, we drink on the balcony, we have hot steamy sex like if it was her last night in her life. What else did I want?

Ok, finally a night as it should be here.

[Black Page]

I am sitting at Cuzco.

The receptionist who welcomed me at the entrance and accompanied me to the table is stunning, but she has that fixed smile and that somehow mechanical slow walking, which make me wondering if she is a replicant....

Those who know the place might weigh in. The dark-skinned receptionist is probably human, but this one?

[Black Page]

I am disappointed of my visit this time. Maybe I have become over-demanding, maybe it's not really as years ago.

FRIDAY
Ok, I found a Venezolana with pervy smile. Not bad, pretty, above average (at Reloy) but not someone to call again. Semi professional in bed for 150k (first offer 200k). She has to go back after the deed because she says she has ber baby at home with babysitter. Nothing to complain, but not one I would take to dinner or to the beach.

SATURDAY and SUNDAY
My fault I came here on elections. Well, not a choice. Work you know? Ley Seca hit hard.
Sat and Sun nites: all bars closed, Reloy Square nearly empty. I wonder why girls do not go out at the Reloy, if bars are closed. Men are still there, no?
Only few desperates, not the best looking so to speak. I could not take anyone. I am getting hyper demanding maybe, but why to spend money for a veteran who at best will just help you to release?

MONDAY
Reloy Square full of talent. Something that hits hard your eyes, but on your first day in Colombia, coming from our Sex Prisons in Europe or USA. At the end, we put on the lenses and things look less astonishinig. Most of them are veterans with months of experience in CTG. I spoke with many, but I always felt somethinig wrong.

Finally I take one from Venezuela. She seems promising as she claims to be new on site. In my room, first I have to literally push her to the shower (WTF! No shower??), then she is adamantine in requiring condom for BJ. My mood is spoiled. I say bye we go. I give her 50 k for taxi and I put her on a taxi (I take another cab, to avoid she also exploits me for the free ride).

I go back to Reloy. I stay in Electra from 2 am to 4 am. Full of talent, but I miss the chance with those 2-3 who really looked over the top. My fault. Missing the right target is never matter of bad luck. It's lack of timeliness and ability.

There was one in red dress and dark skin, pretending to be more elegant than others. I offer a beer, chat, etc. Then how much? "Yo cobro 500 por la hora." WTF!

Finally, I am going home, but I see a young one at Reloy, looking "not so elegant" so to speak. The smile is clean and attractive. The body a bit passed, in spite of the young age. I suggest 100 k and we go to Sol de Las Indias. I don't think it's worth taking her to my apt. In the room, 50k extra makes the magic to do anal. VERRRY GOOD! Her standard smile, put on for regular vaginal sex, turns to an evil face with real moans. That's the therapy.

But, again, should I come to CTG for THIS? My memories talk about fantastic GFE experience here, and even some model-type looking, and trios, party hard all night before going to sleep with the girl to remember for years. Not this time.

TUESDAY
Today! Let's see what the Fate is preparing for me....

RESTAURANTS
Do yourself a favour and go to Cuzco. By far, my favourite place here. The food and ambience are great, classy. And you will love the girls who take you to the table. (You know the type "Watch me I am the Princess")

[Black Page]

Black Page, this is a public service announcement: Clean-up your inbox to allow space for receiving new messages.

Where are you?

I PMed you and sent you my phone number, but no reply.

I am now at Cuzco. Jeez I love this place.

[YippieKayay]

One of my chicas I reached out to for pre-trip info told me Venezuelans are leaving as immigration is cracking down.

Also clubs are open until 6 am? Is this true? Evidently the mayor is gone or some shit.

[Black Page]

Tired as seldom I have been, but how could I resist to go recce the Reloy and Elektra?

ELEKTRA is now ELECTRA, in the same glorious location of the Old Golden Times. Besides the name and the location, it has little of the old glorous mithical place.

I went at 3 am, and it was packed. TOO packed. Even difficult to move around. I think it's also a bit smaller, or so it looks. I held my breath when I crossed the door to enter the patio, the fantastic old patio, where I have so many fond memories. It was so packed that I hardly could see if there is any chair or table.

The trick is that there is no cover, so the place drains people from all other places. The barmen were very busy, so I think the business model works (until it will be the time of that kind of tourists who enter and do not drink, you know who).

Being so packed, it is also difficult to point the few girls who deserve attention above others (this is exquisitely personal, you know). However, it's a happy problem of abundance.

I still have to understand it, but my feeling is that it starts to be packed a while after midnight. And this is where the main difference with Old Elektra lies, besides the "k" turned to "c": it's not an after-hour place anymore, but a regular bar (I will check again, to see if I am wrong). This deprives a little bit the charme of the old Elektra, which was closed until 12, and totally empty until 3 am.

[Black Page]

Tired as seldom I have been, but how could I resist to go recce the Reloy and Elektra?

[RepoMan1]

It is Saturday and at noon I head to the airport to pick up my girl. She was a friend of a girl I see in Costa Rica who hooked us up when she heard I was going to Columbia. I had offered to fly her in from San Jose but she couldn't get away so she sent me her friends info. I started communicating with her about three weeks before taking the trip. She is a sexy 25 year old, graduated college with a nursing degree and was returning to Cartagena after spending a few weeks with her family in Peru. She starts her new job in a week and I have three nights left in town.

Arrive at the airport no problem and wait. She arrives on time and greets me with a long wet kiss and some hugs. We grab a cab and head back to the condo. I give her some time to unpack, shower and relax. She said she is horny and hungry and I ask which one she wants first. She says she wants sex first then some food. After an hour of sex, which was slow and sexy with a lot of deep kissing, we ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Around 5 pm, we take another shower and off to find some food..

I would love to hear your opinion about housing.

[Black Page]

Usually you don't want to post listings of chica friendly apartments because its a sure way of getting the rules changed at the building. All it takes is one person to go there and trash an apartment partying or do something crazy. Had that happen before where an apartment building suddenly changed the rules. The reason? Crazy extranjero was caught drugged out of his mind at the pool area with two equally high chicas. Management just said fuck it. Recently that same building has allowed in chicas again after over a year of not doing it..

I totally agree.

I remember 3 years ago, when I stayed in a nice condo between Police and Hilton at Laguito, on the side opposite to the sea. (I cannot remember the name, and I would not wish to make its name).

No problems in bringing girls with me. One night, I even took 3 girls: one slept with me, the other two in the living room (I love those groups of girls who are new to the place and not veteran yet).

So what. A day I asked if I could go to the swimming pool with my girl in the morning. The EXCELLENT guy who was renting me the apartment (well known also here, as he is always recommended), even in spite of the fact that he knows me as a reliable guy, who makes not troubles, no noise, etc. , said ok, but also felt the need to give me the strong recommendation to keep a low profile, to ensure that the girl was not looking too "excessive", etc. The condo is attended by families and regular tourists. The last thing the owner wants is to get the complains of families with children because the condo facilities have become a "puteria".

[YippieKayay]

When comparing this trip to the many others I have taken to roughly ten other mongering destinations throughout Europe and Central America, I would place Columbia in the top 3. One of the cheapest destinations I ever visited, beautiful and plentiful women and besides one fleeting moment late at night and in the street, I never felt unsafe or nervous about safety. My only knock would be our choice of where we stayed, which I will follow up on with a review of our condo and the other options that were available. There seems to be some misunderstanding, miss-information or a lack of information on the board here about housing options.

Usually you don't want to post listings of chica friendly apartments because its a sure way of getting the rules changed at the building. All it takes is one person to go there and trash an apartment partying or do something crazy. Had that happen before where an apartment building suddenly changed the rules. The reason? Crazy extranjero was caught drugged out of his mind at the pool area with two equally high chicas. Management just said fuck it. Recently that same building has allowed in chicas again after over a year of not doing it.

They are easy to find. A little detective work and persistence. Worse case scenario use a hotel for the first two nights and scout one out.

[The Tall Man]

This was one of the most enjoyable and thorough Cartagena reports in a long time. Thank you!

I ditto that, an excellent read!

TTM.

[Linyjo]

Great report. Sounds like you had a grand time. I'm going down in June and wanted to know the name of the restaurant you had the seafood platter from if you remember and about how far is it from the clocktower.
Thanks.

Restaurante Bar El Muelle.

Carrera 1 a # 1 A-23.

Beach El Laguito.

It's at the very west end of Carrera 1 in El Laquito. Basicly, when the road ends, your there, on the left.

A 10 minute cab ride from Clock Tower. (7,000 cop / $ 2.70 usd).

https://restaurantebarelmuelle.com/el-restaurante/

[Xpartan]

This was one of the most enjoyable and thorough Cartagena reports in a long time. Thank you!

[Drf1987]

Great report. Sounds like you had a grand time. I'm going down in June and wanted to know the name of the restaurant you had the seafood platter from if you remember and about how far is it from the clocktower.

Thanks.

It is Saturday and at noon I head to the airport to pick up my girl. She was a friend of a girl I see in Costa Rica who hooked us up when she heard I was going to Columbia. I had offered to fly her in from San Jose but she couldn't get away so she sent me her friends info. I started communicating with her about three weeks before taking the trip. She is a sexy 25 year old, graduated college with a nursing degree and was returning to Cartagena after spending a few weeks with her family in Peru. She starts her new job in a week and I have three nights left in town.

Arrive at the airport no problem and wait. She arrives on time and greets me with a long wet kiss and some hugs. We grab a cab and head back to the condo. I give her some time to unpack, shower and relax. She said she is horny and hungry and I ask which one she wants first. She says she wants sex first then some food. After an hour of sex, which was slow and sexy with a lot of deep kissing, we ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Around 5 pm, we take another shower and off to find some food..

[Linyjo]

It is Saturday and at noon I head to the airport to pick up my girl. She was a friend of a girl I see in Costa Rica who hooked us up when she heard I was going to Columbia. I had offered to fly her in from San Jose but she couldn't get away so she sent me her friends info. I started communicating with her about three weeks before taking the trip. She is a sexy 25 year old, graduated college with a nursing degree and was returning to Cartagena after spending a few weeks with her family in Peru. She starts her new job in a week and I have three nights left in town.

Arrive at the airport no problem and wait. She arrives on time and greets me with a long wet kiss and some hugs. We grab a cab and head back to the condo. I give her some time to unpack, shower and relax. She said she is horny and hungry and I ask which one she wants first. She says she wants sex first then some food. After an hour of sex, which was slow and sexy with a lot of deep kissing, we ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Around 5 pm, we take another shower and off to find some food.

I take her to the restaurant at the very west end of the beach. A real nice place with great food, drinks and food. I had a seafood platter and she ordered some rice dish with fish. Both meals were great and total damage including drinks and tip was only 100,000. ($ 39). I was surprised it was that cheap as I was expecting to be pricier, considering how nice the place was compared to the shacks on the beach. They had cloth tablecloths, fine plates and silverware and glassware. The mood was relaxed, with soft music playing and a relaxed beach vibe. A cool breeze blowing through the place and we ended up having drinks on the deck watching the sunset which was beautiful.

We headed into Boca Grande, as I wanted to check out the casinos. We ended up at the one to the next to the mall, it looked like the nicest one of the three I saw from the outside. It was nice and clean on the inside but it was smaller than I expected. It had all the Vegas style gaming and the staff were friendly and most spoke enough English to keep up with what was going on. We played blackjack for a few hours, won a little, lost a little and basically breaking even in the end. Drinks were slow to arrive and I ended up just going to the bar to get our drinks half the time. I didn't notice many hookers around, maybe a few at the bar seating but not a large presence at all. There were about 25 people milling about in the place, all seemed to being have fun but no one seemed to be winning much.

We grabbed some street food and ended up walking all the way back to the condo, window shopping, people watching and talking as we strolled along hand in hand. More sex and off to sleep.

Wingman has wife up with his darling for the rest of the trip so it was all rather tame and normal, as if two couples that were friends had went on vacation together. The girls got along well, although mine got a bit tired and put off at times at how wild wingman's girl acted after getting a few drinks in her. Like Jekyll and Hyde. She seemed prim and proper until the liquor flowed and then she got a bit outrageous. My girl thinks you should act respectable in public and like a working girl in bed, which seemed reasonable to me but wingman's girl just didn't have that filter when she drank. We tended to split up after an hour or two of drinking at night as my girl couldn't relax and felt embarrassed when the other girl acted "inappropriately" in public.

The next two days were spent as any couple coming to Cartagena on vacation would do. We went to the beach every day, rented a ski-do for a half hour, laid on the beach and in a cabana. Visited downtown, she took me to the flea market south of Centro (a real shit hole of a place but had character, make sure you wear closed toed shoes), ate at a bunch of different restaurants. I took her shopping in Boca and bought her a dress and some shoes along with a sexy nightie she wanted to wear for me. Total damage shopping was 240,000 ($ 92 usd). Drank and danced in clubs at night and spent hours every night having hot uninhibited sex. She was very accommodating and giving in bed. Most morning were the same, sex, shower then food to start our days with a mid-day oral session, either me eating her to climax or her giving me head but usually both.

On our last day, in the middle of the afternoon, she wanted to stop at the pharmacy and she bought a disposable enema. I was a bit surprised as we had not talked about anal since a few weeks ago when she told me she tried it twice before and was not into it. I figured it was a no go zone. I asked what was up and she said she does not know how it was going to go since I'm kinda a big boy but she said she wanted to try with me.

So yeah, I got to spend the rest of the day trying not to think about that. Ha, like that was going to happen. We spent a few hours at the beach where she made sure to keep showing off her ass to me. Always bumping and grinding against me, putting my hands on her ass and being playful about it all. She has a small tight ass not like a typical Colombian. She is a short spinner type with nice pert see size boobs and not an ounce of fat on her belly. One small tattoo on her pelvis area that is hidden unless she takes off her bottoms.

We went dancing that night and she kept showing off that ass, bump and grinding me while telling me she can't wait for me to fuck her in the ass. We were both getting pretty worked up and this night was one for the record books. Her nipples were rock hard all night and showing nicely through her dress. Not a guy in the place that did not want to get a piece of her. I was so proud showing her off, I felt like a king with the way she kept wrapping her arms around my neck and kissing me. For all three days, I could see the envy on both the guys and the girl's faces that saw us, wherever we went.

We got back to the condo and after she prepared in the bathroom and shower, she came out wearing the nightie I bought her. Money well spent, she looked fucking angelic. I spent over an hour working her up and getting her as horny as possible. I ate her out for what felt like an hour, starting with her on her back, then her riding my face and then she turned around for some great 69. I kept slipping a finger in to her ass both while eating her and while we fucked switching between many positions. She liked that and it made her cum over and over. Thanks to the alcohol, my Montana level at only 10 percent and 200 MG of blue genie during the day, I was raring to go and felt like I could last forever.

I waited as long as I could, fucking in many different positions before going for the gold. We first tried with her on her knees first but I could barely get the head into her ass before she had to bail out. We tried a few times but it wasn't going to happen. I was ready to give up but she wasn't.

She flipped onto her back and asked me to try this way. After a bit of trying, I finally got about half way into her. It took a bit of effort but she eventually relaxed a bit and I got more than three quarters of the way in. She looked awesome under me and I was glad she chose this way. I could see her beautiful face and incredibly perky tits while she was on her back. She said later that it helped that we could kiss and make out while doing it which really helped her to relax and made her feel more romantic and horny. It never turned into a porn star experience but I was able to stroke her out a little. I let her do most of the moving, with her pushing up and grinding to move me in and out of her ass. She liked that she could control the depth and speed.

Near the end, while I was in her ass, I slipped two fingers in her pussy while she was grinding up at me and she came like a rocket. I'm pretty sure we woke the neighbors as she had what she called one of the most intense orgasms of her life. Her cumming so hard and loud made me finish. I pulled off the condom and blew the biggest load of the trip on her stomach. I came so hard, a bit of it reached her face and tits. I haven't come with that velocity since I was 25! One of the sexiest and most satisfying sex sessions I have ever had.

All in all it was a great time and a perfect ending to my trip.

We had spent three nights together, Saturday, Sunday and Monday night, without one problem. Never argued or had a bad moment besides a few isolated incidents here and there, mostly caused by her irritation with wingman's girl. Nothing of consequence that caused any problems.

On Tuesday morning she helped me pack and she cleaned up the condo as I got ready to check out. She was good about this the entire time she was there, always doing the dishes, sweeping, cleaning and doing my and wingman's laundry. Never asked her to do anything, she just did it.

We never talked about compensation before I picked her up and I asked her what would make her happy. She said she already was happy, she wasn't there for money, I made her cum 100 times in three days and she did not want anything but a promise that I keep in touch and come back and see her again. I had 650,000 in COP left in the safe, so I kept 50,000 ($ 20) for my cab and some food at the airport and gave her the 600,000. ($ 230 usd). She kept saying no, no, but I just stuffed it in her purse and told her to send it home to family if she didn't need it. She liked that idea and was thankful.

Said our goodbyes and she was off to her apartment and me and wingman were off to airport. Check out at condo was nothing, we dropped the keys at front desk and they said thanks. Check in at airport was easy and an hour later both me and wingman were on our separate planes heading home. It worked out well as we both arrived and left on flights within 20 minutes of each other.

Customs in Fort Lauderdale was a joke if you were American. All US passports were greeted with welcome home, no searches, no questions, just ok and go on your way. Considering where we came from, I was surprised.

If you had a foreign passport you were grilled, searched and put through a process.

Shit airport forces everyone arriving into a public area of the airport, so you were forced to go back through security if you had a connecting flight. What non-sense and a massive waste of resources. It also caused a problem for those that bought liquor at the duty free before boarding in Cartagena. If you had carry on, you were screwed, you would have had to pay another $50 to check your bag or forfeit your liquor bottles at security.

I had a 5 hour layover in FL before my 2 hour connecting flight home. I had dreaded this when booking but the time flew by easy enough, had some Burger King and a few smokes and it was time to board before I knew it. All Spirit flights in both directions were on time and we actually left ten minutes early on the return flight from Cartagena. All in all, my first experience on this budget airline was great.

When comparing this trip to the many others I have taken to roughly ten other mongering destinations throughout Europe and Central America, I would place Columbia in the top 3. One of the cheapest destinations I ever visited, beautiful and plentiful women and besides one fleeting moment late at night and in the street, I never felt unsafe or nervous about safety. My only knock would be our choice of where we stayed, which I will follow up on with a review of our condo and the other options that were available. There seems to be some misunderstanding, miss-information or a lack of information on the board here about housing options.

Thank you to everyone who posted information about this destination. It was helpful and it makes things easier for future travelers to know what to expect, what to avoid and how things work. I hope my reports have allowed me to give back to the community that gave so much information and help to me.