General Reports

[Dickus Maximus]

Everyone should constantly assess his career, lifestyle, living location and happiness situations and make decisive moves. Don't waste too many years of your life in unhappy situations.

Smartest thing I've heard you say. 1000% in agreement.

[Captain Solo]

Tijuana bar girls are in deep troubles, having used to their expensive lifestyles while not having income for the last 9 month under CoVid shutdowns.

They may play cool but are under extreme pressure to put food on the tables for their kids and families, and can be ruthless with guys. They are using every minute of their working hours trying tom make income. Some will drink their fichas slowly, some will do it quickly, but the minute the drinks are sucked up they will get up and leave to hook other guys.

There are no friends in business and bar girls are the most ruthless.

[Captain Solo]

Rainman.

I feel sorry for the bros who freeze their dicks off in the Arctic states like Wisconsin and Minnesota when we live an dry and warm climate with sunshine year round, regularly go to Tijuana a few times a week, eating delicious spicy food, having fun partying with the bros all night, DFking, squeezing, groping, embracing pretty girls. We are having a lot more exciting and sexy fun every week than most people have in their entire lifetime, especially with a few bros I hang out with. I really appreciate the fun, supportive, giving, sharing, non-judgmental friendships with them.

I lived in the North East for decades with milder weather than the Mid West, but the long, cold, wet, dreary winters were still brutal. People cooped up indoors too long get cabin fever, become paranoid, angry, aggressive, abusive to one another.

One year a huge snow storm hit the East coast, the highways and field were all white under a couple feet of snow with zero visibility. About 2 dozen cars went off the highway and got stuck in the snow overnight, people froze to death. State troopers, snow plows and ambulances were busy all night but could not get to most accident scenes, could not even see cars buried under the snow along hundreds miles of highway and ditches.

I moved to the warm and sunny West Coast right after New Year that year, worked out my personal and professional life the best I could and lived happily ever after. I know a lot of people, born and raised on the East Coast, swear they would never move back to the snow belt.

Everyone should constantly assess his career, lifestyle, living location and happiness situations and make decisive moves. Don't waste too many years of your life in unhappy situations.

[Captain Solo]

Will head down at 10 AM, picking up a bro along the way. He wanted to treat us to lunch, anywhere we want, a very nice and cool guy. I am fortunate to have quite a few good friends, very cool and fun guys, to hang out with in Tijuana.

Will go to Mr. Pampas in downtown Tijuana for lunch, a very nice, clean, classy place with delicious AYCE Brazilian grilled meats and seafood served sizzling hot before heading to La Zona to party with the chicas all night. Mr. Pampas costs only $11 weekday and $15 weekend, way too cheap for this bro, so he doesn't have to spend too much for lunch on us. Beers are only $2; wines range from $15 to $100 a bottle.

Look at all that delicious meats and seafood served up at Mr. Pampas.

[DramaFree11]

You guys that live in Southern California or are frequent jetsetters to Tijuana are quite spoiled compared to some of the sad boys I know in the Midwest. You are experiencing hot women from across Latin America for relative low cost.

Some of these sad Midwest boys are stuck on jack shacks here. And by boys I'm really mean men generally 40's to 60's, all older than me. I believe many of these sad boys never have discovered St Louis or Detroit or even the odd club that was very heavy mileage or extras before they either shut down or straightened up.

I've been stuck in the upper Midwest for too long, but hopefully in Spring I will be back I Tijuana.

So true, awesome post. Some of these guys complain about dumbest thing. Tijuana / MTY and other destinations in Mexico are so much fun and amazing. There are only a few guys that actually complain, the rest realize how great they have it, minus there Governor.

[ClamSlammer]

Got to Zona at around 9:30 pm. First stop was Jalos. Talent was sparse. There were a couple of 7's but the rest were prison tattoo'd train wrecks. Left after one beer. I don't know the deal with mongers complaining about $30 usd short term rooms. There are signs everywhere that say rooms are $14 usd for 30 minutes.

Next stop was Rizo. There were a decent amount of 7's available. There were hardly any mongers. The ratio was very favorable, by far the highest I'd ever seen in a puta bar. It must have been at least 8:1 puta / monger ratio. There were chicas everywhere, even lined up in chairs at the start of the main hallway. Yet there were plenty of empty tables because there was a severe shortage of mongers. Oh well, had two beer and headed for Hotel Coahuila.

Coahuila was interesting. As previously reported, they opened up a new club on the 3rd floor. It is appropriately named "The Club. " It is a rectangular room, about 3/4 the size of Adelita's main room. The ceiling is quite high, about 30 feet or so. There is a narrow elliptical stage in the center lined with about a dozen bar stools. The room is very black and dimly lit. It was a welcome sight, because honestly I like to see all, or at least a great deal, of the talent available from one perch. At The Club, you definitely have a view of all the talent currently on the floor. I saw one of twins along with fat Alaska. Her cafe business must not be doing so well in the playas. Although the new club was nice, the talent was the same old, worn down, fake T&A, aggressive sharky Adelita's putas. Wasn't interested in any AB hags so headed for Cascadas.

Cascadas was somewhat like Rizo, but to a lesser degree. Putas badly outnumbered mongers. There was seating readily available. When I was there last Thursday I left quickly because it was packed and no seats to be had. Last night was a whole different story. Not many mongers. Maybe it was because of the rain a couple hours earlier. Anyhow, talent was about as expected for a Thursday night.

Left and revisited Rizo and Coahuila. Rizo had cleared out dramatically. Still not many mongers but the chicas were reduced in number. Headed to Coahuila and it was just like it was prior in the evening. Then back to Cascadas. I was sitting near a heavily tatted younger monger who was ficha'ing two ugly putas. The uglier one had a really low, raspy voice that you would expect to hear on a tranny. They kept on pressuring him for more drinks. He relented and when the mesero brought the drinks, I saw him open his wallet. He had one $20 usd bill and that was it. He paid the $18 tab with the $20, which left his wallet completely devoid of any currency. A bit later, the chicas were pressuring him for more drinks, but this time there were 3. One heavily tatted flaquita came and joined her puta compatriots. He had no money left but refused to say so, instead pretending he was tired or whatever. Those chicas left immediately. They didn't waste any time at all. It was ruthless. They had been there a while because their table had remnants of many empty bottles and glasses along with a bottle of tequila in a bucket. I was surprised at how quickly the chicas left. And they didn't even have the decency to go off and scatter to a section of the floor where they wouldn't be seen by the monger that they had just abandoned. There was no goodbye thank you kiss or hug or anything. They literally walked 4 feet and sat at the ledge of the jacuzzi, a constant reminder to the monger that the putas preferred sitting by themselves on a jacuzzi ledge instead of sitting at a table with a monger who had just bought them many rounds, if there were no more $9 drinks being bought. It's like they immediately forgot about him as soon as he said no more drinks. Hope that monger learns his lesson and figures out that spending hundreds of dollars on fichas is a fool's task.

[ScatManDoo]

Sorry I have to disagree with a lot of this. Yes one death is too many, but I don't think there's an air under reporting going on. I think it's the other way around. The virus is very serious, and we need to take it serious but we also need to get back to work, ASAP.

If one death is too many, then logically efforts should be made to reduce and prevent them. Otherwise you're being disingenuous.

If opening back earlier (when the pandemic is spiking in its spread) will result in more infections (and more deaths) where and how do we strike a net beneficial balance?

If the spread is growing, wouldn't logic point to increasing social distancing and isolation, rather than change to less of it at this point?

[Rainman306]

You guys that live in Southern California or are frequent jetsetters to Tijuana are quite spoiled compared to some of the sad boys I know in the Midwest. You are experiencing hot women from across Latin America for relative low cost.

Some of these sad Midwest boys are stuck on jack shacks here. And by boys I'm really mean men generally 40's to 60's, all older than me. I believe many of these sad boys never have discovered St Louis or Detroit or even the odd club that was very heavy mileage or extras before they either shut down or straightened up.

I've been stuck in the upper Midwest for too long, but hopefully in Spring I will be back I Tijuana.

[DramaFree11]

The value of people in Mexico is not the same as in US. People, especially old, die without even putting a foot into the hospital. ICU's have been full for a long time; if you are not a politician or a drug cartel capo, you will die in the street.

Covid is way underreported whether in term of morbidity, mortality or testing.

Remember: economies can always recover. Not dead people.

Sorry I have to disagree with a lot of this. Yes one death is too many, but I don't think there's an air under reporting going on. I think it's the other way around. The virus is very serious, and we need to take it serious but we also need to get back to work, ASAP.

[BigButtDetecto]

Good for the Mexican economy.

The value of people in Mexico is not the same as in US. People, especially old, die without even putting a foot into the hospital. ICU's have been full for a long time; if you are not a politician or a drug cartel capo, you will die in the street.

Covid is way underreported whether in term of morbidity, mortality or testing.

Remember: economies can always recover. Not dead people.

[KC Questor]

even got yelled at by a waiter on revolution street for using 2 separate 100 pesos for a bill that was 120 pesos.

I'll never understand how businesses can not have change for even small amounts of money.

[Phordphan]

even got yelled at by a waiter on revolution street for using 2 separate 100 pesos for a bill that was 120 pesos. These Mexican waiters are grumpy it doesn't matter if its strip club or family restaurant.

Ay, no mames, guey! <insert eye roll emoji here>

[Dogers69]

I went to Tijuana to eat, drink a bit. Nothing open in san Diego. I ended up spending a lot money, but that's ok, for 7 trips to Tijuana I took a lot money and didn't spend it. Covid aside, I 100% think they hotel set ups are more private and much better, not to mention the street girls double when bars are closed, a lot guys are in these places now due to not being able to hit up other countries and Mexico being only thing open. Revolucion street looked very empty, empties I've ever seen it, even got yelled at by a waiter on revolution street for using 2 separate 100 pesos for a bill that was 120 pesos. These Mexican waiters are grumpy it doesn't matter if its strip club or family restaurant.

[LuvMexicanas]

I like your idea but most places require noon checkout and then check in is 3 p and sometimes as late as 4 p. I may just revert back to Ticuan where I can bring in chicas galore, albeit one at a time.

[ClamSlammer]

I'll share a bit on Hotel Rio Rita...the first puta is no problem. The catch is once you do that you're done. She can visit you as much as you want but you cannot register anyone else.

An easy way to get around this is to break up your multiple night stay into separate reservations, one for each night. Just go to the front desk and check out every day then immediately check in. That way you'll have an entirely "fresh" reservation with no puta visits recorded. It won't help if you want multiple putas on the same night, but it will allow you to have a different puta every night.

Me and another bro drove past Conteiner on Sunday afternoon and he pointed it out as a cool spot so I had to search the Tijuana threads to see if anyone had written on it. Couldn't tell if it was open. I definitely plan on hitting it up at some point. I've had some maduras eyeball me at Pulgas, but I've had the best luck in Copeo.

I've been to Conteiner multiple times. I prefer to it Copeo, mainly because more hot college age civies prefer it to Copeo. The ratio of hot chicas is noticeably higher than Copeo. Beers are a bit cheaper too. Pre-covid, a bucket of 12 domestic beers were $150 mx. The layout if prefer too. Copeo is not a bad place but Conteiner is hands down better in every way except for location.

LE Conteiner is crap right now. No dancing. No mingling. All you can do is sit at your chair and drink and eat the crappy food you have to buy because it can't be a bar only. Green Witch is better.

What age range are you in? I'm around 60. Not in horrible shape. But don't know about picking up a 20 something in Copeo. (although a group in Green Witch invited me to go to Conteiner with them, then one bitchy one with them started cock blocking because "he's like 40. ").

I haven't been to that many bars during covid, but sitting and having to eat while drinking is the norm I believe. It's like that at Copeo. I'm not sure if I've been to Green Witch, I probably have, but in Plaza Zapato I just tend to walk into bars that have chicas without looking at the name on the sign. For those of you that haven't been there, it's a plaza near Plaza Rio full of small to medium size bars and clubs, maybe 30-35 of them. It's okay, but I prefer Conteiner.

And if a random group invites a gringo to go to another bar, a likely motive is that they expect you to pay for all the drinks and cover if applicable. I probably would have declined, unless one of the chicas showed obvious physical interest in me. I've had numerous experiences where 20 year old civies were genuinely smitten and enamored, and also times where I could just tell I was invited just to pay their cover charges and drinks. It's easy for me to tell now which makes the decision easy.