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05-15-19 17:55 #20006
Posts: 2712Use Sao in this Case
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
I am here now. Eu esta aqui.
Vs.
I am from the US. Eu sou dos Estados Unidos.
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05-15-19 15:58 #20005
Posts: 4053Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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05-15-19 06:11 #20004
Posts: 2248Touche, senior.
E instead of Sou perhaps. This is why one person practices.
Originally Posted by Sperto [View Original Post]
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05-15-19 06:07 #20003
Posts: 2248Go to a post office and apply for one. But that's bad operational security.
Originally Posted by Baksonlee [View Original Post]
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05-15-19 01:05 #20002
Posts: 2374Originally Posted by Eszpresszo [View Original Post]
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05-15-19 00:41 #20001
Posts: 2248Wearing a local soccer shirt is a sure sign of the confidence needed for successful mongering in Brazil. Indeed, starting a small collection and suiting up one's equip is extra credit, the graduate level of mongering. I suggest suiting up one mulata with big tits in Vasco and a second mulata with big tits in Flamengo. Botafogo should be worn by the monger who is hosting.
Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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05-14-19 22:41 #20000
Posts: 21Nao Tenho CPF.
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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05-14-19 09:35 #19999
Posts: 5657Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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05-14-19 05:39 #19998
Posts: 4053Regarding the portuguese lesson 2 posts below:
"Learn if you like, and I highly suggest this, the local insults "Flamengistas sou feio e veio" (Female Flamengo fans are ugly and old)"
Assuming he wanted to write "Flamenguistas, sou feio e velho." Meaning, "Flamengo fans, I'm ugly and old."
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05-13-19 21:39 #19997
Posts: 557Not to worry.
Originally Posted by Baksonlee [View Original Post]
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05-13-19 19:04 #19996
Posts: 2248In general, you can go to any kiosk at any corner in Zona Sul and buy a sim card. You may need a CPF. I have several CPF's I've acquired over the years from Brazilian friends, many of them our special friends that is the subject of this board. The prices etc will be higher at the more formal Kiosks.
The best prices for sim cards are to be had at the mercado popular at Uruguiana metro station. Go to the station via metro, come up to the street, and there will be many street touts happy to sell you a sim card from all the services (oi, etc). You will need a CPF. When you go to buy a sim, simply go up to a street tout, and have the CPF written or on your smartphone. Say, "Requiro chipeee" (chipeee is what the locals call a sim), "Tenho CPF" and stick the number in the local's face. Negotiate a little. Do your business with a stack of small notes, and wear a local soccer shirt, eg, Vasco (or Flamengo etc). You can also buy cheap knock off soccer shirts at the mercado, and you should do this first, for security. Just pick a local team. There are four. Learn if you like, and I highly suggest this, the local insults, eg, "Mais linda gatas do Rio sou vascainas" (Most beautiful girls of rio are vasco fans), or "Flamengistas sou feio e veio" (Female Flamengo fans are ugly and old). Practice these insults with a safe local, like a doorman at a hotel first. If you can't say these lines naturally and in good humor, eliciting a laugh, then simply shut up, and point at your ear because you are deaf when you are on the street or on public buses. Further, use these lines when talking to rio's finest -- both the working girls and the cops -- but again, only when you can say these lines with confidence. Now, only in Brazil can you: A) activate a sim chip in your phone, and B) activate a whatsapp on your smartphone. Now, do both. Then set as your image for your whatsapp account the same logo as the futbol team you have chosen, eg, Vasco. Now, you can click from the best sites for GDPs to your zap (what the locals call whatsapp) with reckless abandon. The youngest freshest talent is to be found on the most local of the sites, which is the subject of another full post, or perhaps an update to bubba's guide, and of course, recce of the prives in person. Go and monger forth as you mongered for your sim chipeee -- on foot, in a vasco camisa (not to be confused with a camisinha kkkk), with a smartphone with zap with a vasco logo -- and raise a toast to Robert Jordan and Ernest Hemingway.
Therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;.
It tolls for thee.
Find your Maria. And your Gellhorn. And have a threesome with the Morena and the Loira. And post pictures, preferably with baby oil and butt plugs.
Originally Posted by Baksonlee [View Original Post]
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05-12-19 18:35 #19995
Posts: 21Brazilian sim card.
I will be landing at Galeão International Airport in Rio at 9 pm on a Saturday, what will the quickest way be to obtain a sim card as most malls would be closed at this time.
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05-12-19 10:28 #19994
Posts: 614ApplePay and AndroidPay are more secure to use, than using your physical card. https://www.kaspersky.com/blog/chip-...cloning/21502/ I have not used them, so I don't know how widely they are accepted in Brazil.
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05-11-19 22:45 #19993
Posts: 15928Originally Posted by OneEyedMan [View Original Post]
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05-11-19 21:22 #19992
Posts: 268Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]