Cartagena Reports

[AmorPorFavor]

Are there no self respecting mongers in Cartagena? Seriously? 12 days without a post or even a word. If it was not such a bureaucratic splodge for me to get time off I would jump on a plane go down there myself and bang some chicas and then lie about overpaying just to get some old timers to take the time to scold me so this thread would look active.

I have an excellent report to give but I am waiting for my full membership so I can post some photos that will knock your socks off. Sent my cash in about 10 days ago. How long does it take? You can get a brief preview on the Havana thread that I posted when in Cartagena.

[Ggekko2009]

Are there no self respecting mongers in Cartagena? Seriously? 12 days without a post or even a word. If it was not such a bureaucratic splodge for me to get time off I would jump on a plane go down there myself and bang some chicas and then lie about overpaying just to get some old timers to take the time to scold me so this thread would look active.

I was there recently. Again, having been there multiple times already, it is the same old same old. Many Chicas in the square under the old clock tower, Dolce Vita was so jam packed that it was not worth going.

La Jugada Club looked nice but could not get in without a reservation. La Santa was disappointingly quiet even after Friday midnight. Many Venezuelans chica but I have yet found any that is compatible with me. I had much better luck with chicas from Bogota. I think one might even have fallen in love with me, LOL. Just kidding.

Anyway, please don't get started with anymore thread on ATMs please.

[The Critic]

Are there no self respecting mongers in Cartagena? Seriously? 12 days without a post or even a word. If it was not such a bureaucratic splodge for me to get time off I would jump on a plane go down there myself and bang some chicas and then lie about overpaying just to get some old timers to take the time to scold me so this thread would look active.

Anyone down there may be overcome with the heat! Its been in the high 90's. LOL. Its been a good while since I have been but the heat can drain the life out of you if your not use to the climate. I'm sure reports will come in soon!

[Mojo Bandit]

Are there no self respecting mongers in Cartagena? Seriously? 12 days without a post or even a word. If it was not such a bureaucratic splodge for me to get time off I would jump on a plane go down there myself and bang some chicas and then lie about overpaying just to get some old timers to take the time to scold me so this thread would look active.

[TheCarlAnthony]

He said the lady in the photo was past her prime and not as tight as she was 15 years ago, so I googled it. Then I googled Kim Kardashian. Photos to follow. I never been to China, Vietnam, Indonesia or the Philippines but I loved some women in Thailand. The reason I pointed out that you are European is that you are not fully immersed in all of USA culture, if yo were you would not be so shocked as your reactions shows, big butts are a thing and it does not matter the ethnicity of the eye of the beholder, I've known white dudes, asian guys and chicanos that have a thing for big butts, while my taste is a pert little healthy heart shaped ass, to each their own.

Yes big asses are there. Here is one chica I met on TNDr there and she wanted 250 k. Her as was real and tight. You could physically feel the meat without being sloppy. I have been with skinny athletic to thick and soft girls from Colombia. It is a buffet. I highly reccomend using PP, TNdr, FB, Millerotico or some other social media source if you want a bigger chance of finishing fetishes. This way you you can scout out whatever your heart desires. Leaving it to chance that you will be in the same place at the same time of your specific type you want is lowering the odds that you see it. You could be at club Space and she could be next door or working via social media only. Also I know a lot of Milfs don't even go to the clubs because that's a fetish. And being a fetish and not the highest sought after can translate to wasted time and money for them. There is a norm in the clubs and a lot of similarity amongst the girls. Obviously there will be standouts but they literally standout. I've gone enough times to consider myself a regular there. Every 3 months for 2 years. I always recommend newcomers with a fetish Pregame all your fetish girls before your trip and use the clubs as a filler in the night when you want to see what patches you cross. Photo of a big ass I enjoyed recently. It was breathtaking from the back and I could feel her abs from the front. I prefer this type also and they were available. In Medellin I see it more though but obviously found it with minimal work in Cartagena.

[MarquisdeSade1]

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[Mojo Bandit]

The lady I posted is past her prime so to speak so she isn't as tight as say 15 years ago.

Excuse me, but did you see the photo of this ugly fat woman? What has her ass to do with the ass of the Kardashians?

(yes, I am European and I love Chinese / Viet / Indo / Filipine, so imagine the kind of ass I like LOL).

He said the lady in the photo was past her prime and not as tight as she was 15 years ago, so I googled it. Then I googled Kim Kardashian. Photos to follow. I never been to China, Vietnam, Indonesia or the Philippines but I loved some women in Thailand. The reason I pointed out that you are European is that you are not fully immersed in all of USA culture, if yo were you would not be so shocked as your reactions shows, big butts are a thing and it does not matter the ethnicity of the eye of the beholder, I've known white dudes, asian guys and chicanos that have a thing for big butts, while my taste is a pert little healthy heart shaped ass, to each their own.

[Zakmo]

Excuse me, but did you see the photo of this ugly fat woman? What has her ass to do with the ass of the Kardashians?

One thing is big (many paisas like them "voluptuosas" and indeed silicona is very popular in Medellin to make ass bigger and bigger. But THAT ASS is not just big: it has severe cellulite problems, the skin is sick, and it must be even like jelly. Nothing to do with a big round ass.

(yes, I am European and I love Chinese / Viet / Indo / Filipine, so imagine the kind of ass I like LOL).

Hey buddy, we get it, it's not your speed. Shut the fck up. Just say you don't like it and move on. If you're not going to contribute then keep your mouth shut and let other convos flow. Idk why you would get your panties in a bunch over another man's preference, that's just weak.

[Black Page]

Have you seen the Kardashians asses? Baby got back. Big asses are a thing for some guys and as you can see, for some it's about the bigger the better.

Excuse me, but did you see the photo of this ugly fat woman? What has her ass to do with the ass of the Kardashians?

One thing is big (many paisas like them "voluptuosas" and indeed silicona is very popular in Medellin to make ass bigger and bigger. But THAT ASS is not just big: it has severe cellulite problems, the skin is sick, and it must be even like jelly. Nothing to do with a big round ass.

(yes, I am European and I love Chinese / Viet / Indo / Filipine, so imagine the kind of ass I like LOL).

[Orgasmico]

What I've noticed around my parts is the women with large booties tend to be large all over. When I was in SA you'd see women with huge hips and big butts but with little stomachs. That's more so what I'm after. All natural too.

I hear you.

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[Mojo Bandit]

I like a nice large ass with the tiny waist and tiny stomach.
but in that general mold but NATURAL. Colombian women are known for silicon. Not a fan at all.

Anyway, thanks for the intel. Like I suspected, Colombian women have nice shapely bums, but not particularly the meaty booty that I'd like.

I may not like big butt girls but I also cannot ignore the fact that people have been writing reverent songs about them for decades now. Maybe starting in the 1970's Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls, the 1990's Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back, and more recently Doja Cat's Juicy with that all telling line "If you can see it from the front, wait til you see it from the back, back, back".

I think you missed my point. Many Colombian women DO have natural big butts. You can tell the difference between the silicon butts and the naturals by the size of the chica's thighs and their proportion to the ass. The fake asses tend to be out of proportion to the size of the thighs. Since last summer when I learned about Chicas selling pussy via Facebook, I have looked at thousands of chicas in Colombia and I have seen quite a few that have big buts that look natural and yet have that small waist and flat stomach.

[Zakmo]

You don't have to leave the hood to hit a body like that. Just go to Popeyes Chicken any day of the week.

What I've noticed around my parts is the women with large booties tend to be large all over. When I was in SA you'd see women with huge hips and big butts but with little stomachs. That's more so what I'm after. All natural too.

[Zakmo]

I too would be repulsed in I looked over and saw that in bed with me but he is not even close to being the first guy I have heard from or known that likes this type of woman. Your European background is showing (no offense, I am being serious) Have you seen the Kardashians asses? Baby got back. Big asses are a thing for some guys and as you can see, for some it's about the bigger the better. I agree that he is very unlikely to find these types in the strip clubs, but I have seen a few of them on Facebook in Medellin and Cali. I think it in some cases it is the opposite of what you describe in the fact that women go to clinics to rid themselves of these bodies, I think some women in the USA and Colombia go to clinics to get an ass like that. I know it is shocking to a lot of people but I think it is true, some of them have a tiny waist in comparison to the size of the ass. It's not my thing but I live and let live.

Thanks mate. At least you understand the context and you understand some people have different tastes. Some dudes like the slim Thai women, but other find their bodies not too different than that of a child (little hips, no curves etc). Live and let live like you said, no need for a dissertation decrying another man's preference.

I like a nice large ass with the tiny waist and tiny stomach. The lady I posted is past her prime so to speak so she isn't as tight as say 15 years ago. She was more so an illustration of what I like. They don't have to be as large, but in that general mold but NATURAL. Colombian women are known for silicon. Not a fan at all.

Anyway, thanks for the intel. Like I suspected, Colombian women have nice shapely bums, but not particularly the meaty booty that I'd like. I know in Brazil there are women that fit that bill but like I said, Brazil won't make sense for a 4-5 day trip in my situation.

Sosua seems to be the only other option but things there are ambiguous. I'd need to wait it out and see what happens after elections. I'll play things by ear for now.

[Orgasmico]

I totally miss why one should fly hours and invest thousand dollars for such a deformed body, even sick of cellulitis.

You don't have to leave the hood to hit a body like that. Just go to Popeyes Chicken any day of the week.

[Mojo Bandit]

It's amazing how many totally different perspectives do people have, all legitimate, and all together make humanity. To me, such a body is simply disgusting. It's not just big, it's sick, ruined.

I totally miss why one should fly hours and invest thousand dollars for such a deformed body, even sick of cellulitis. Every country has tons of woman (and men) with such health problems! There are clinics that make huge profits to cure such affections, and they cannot be successful at all times, for the true desperation of women who cannot recover a decent shape that does not push men away from them.

Did you see the photo? I doubt that any club in Medellin, even the poorest in El Centro, would allow such monster to enter. Just in the streets, and cheaper than standard 40 k.

I too would be repulsed in I looked over and saw that in bed with me but he is not even close to being the first guy I have heard from or known that likes this type of woman. Your European background is showing (no offense, I am being serious) Have you seen the Kardashians asses? Baby got back. Big asses are a thing for some guys and as you can see, for some it's about the bigger the better. I agree that he is very unlikely to find these types in the strip clubs, but I have seen a few of them on Facebook in Medellin and Cali. I think it in some cases it is the opposite of what you describe in the fact that women go to clinics to rid themselves of these bodies, I think some women in the USA and Colombia go to clinics to get an ass like that. I know it is shocking to a lot of people but I think it is true, some of them have a tiny waist in comparison to the size of the ass. It's not my thing but I live and let live.