Medellin Reports

[SJobs]

Please get a grip on reality. Maybe you're just playing out made-for -TV movie script in your head. But if it's that crucial to your existence in the short term, you can find 18 year olds in Mexico. And I suppose, college freshman types on seeking arrangements, ashley Madison, or even tinder.

It's crucial to my existence to reunite with my 12 girl friends in Medellin. It's hard to find 12 18-year-olds to have foursomes or fivesome 24/7 for weeks at a time. I've invested a ton of precious time and tens of thousands of dollars to build up the relationship. The experience is unparalleled and as far as I know, I can't find it easily anywhere on earth.

[SJobs]

Wow. And get caught in Colombia in that scam and you will never be seen again. They will know you are not him. And since they don't know and don't care who you really are you will no longer exist.

I'm too sober nowadays for philosophical arguments. Your definition of existence seems a bit superficial. I don't know where you found the confidence to conclude that my endeavor will end in a certain failure, but do us a favor, use that same oracle to tell us when will the border open or what's tomorrow's lottery number.

[JjBee62]

Wow. And get caught in Colombia in that scam and you will never be seen again. They will know you are not him. And since they don't know and don't care who you really are you will no longer exist.

What are the chances of a Colombian immigration agent figuring out the guy with a Colombian passport, who can't speak Spanish, isn't a native?

Probably won't disappear, although 2 years in a Colombian prison is probably worse. A lifetime ban from ever entering Colombia again probably won't be fun either.

[SpiderRider]

Wow, what a coincidence, one of my friend and I was just discussing the possibility of getting back to Medellin last night, we both think the best way is to buy a passport from a Colombian who lives in California and looks like me. I will mail the passport back to him as soon as I get into Medellin, it's an easy 5000 dollars for him.

Anyways, I will not divulge any more details about my plans here, in case the immigration officer in Medellin is reading this. All I know is that extreme measures must be taken if the September 1st date gets push back further.

I have three perfect 18 year olds who loves party with me for days, one of them turned 19 already, just 3 years away from retirement. The world is full of sad news right now.

Please get a grip on reality. Maybe you're just playing out made-for -TV movie script in your head. But if it's that crucial to your existence in the short term, you can find 18 year olds in Mexico. And I suppose, college freshman types on seeking arrangements, ashley madison, or even tinder.

[HBoy54]

This is one of the weirdest, creepiest posts I have seen here or elsewhere in a long time. What the hell? You deserve the lashing T. M. responded with.

Can't be sure but I think it's a joke.

[Zeos1]

Wow, what a coincidence, one of my friend and I was just discussing the possibility of getting back to Medellin last night, we both think the best way is to buy a passport from a Colombian who lives in California and looks like me. I will mail the passport back to him as soon as I get into Medellin, it's an easy 5000 dollars for him.

Anyways, I will not divulge any more details about my plans here, in case the immigration officer in Medellin is reading this. All I know is that extreme measures must be taken if the September 1st date gets push back further.

I have three perfect 18 year olds who loves party with me for days, one of them turned 19 already, just 3 years away from retirement. The world is full of sad news right now.

Wow. And get caught in Colombia in that scam and you will never be seen again. They will know you are not him. And since they don't know and don't care who you really are you will no longer exist.

[Surfer500]

This is one of the weirdest, creepiest posts I have seen here or elsewhere in a long time. What the hell? You deserve the lashing T. M. responded with.

And now that TM has chopped him down and put him in his place, he's going to need an umbrella so that when the ants take a piss he won't get wet.

[SpiderRider]

Saw the posse (The Tallman, PolloNegro, and 3rd guy) around 10:00 am. But only as they past by when I turned my head. It was Sunday with less chicks. I needed to get laid and get some numbers before lock down. They may start kicking people out early like 3 pm. Never know.

Saw The Tallman and the 3rd guy a few hours later in front of Museum. The Tallman you were just waving that phone around like you just don't care (haha. That if a verse in a song I can not remember). You were on a video call holding that phone at arms length away. You were talking to the 3rd guy, the person on the phone, all while trying to video the surroundings and yourselves. Not paying any attention to who or what was happening around you while holding your phone so far away from your body. Shocking.

About 40 minutes later pass by The Tallman and the 3rd guy near front of Premier Plaza Suite still on video call. So much time on the phone I think maybe you are a girl.

Is the 3rd guy equal meaning close buddies with the guy you were video conferencing? Hard to tell by just passing by and he does not strike me as a big talker. If the 3rd guy hardly knows the guy you were on video with, then you owe him an apology for being a jerk and ignoring him.

General social priority goes to the friend live and in person first, second to the phone call, and lastly to a text or email. Maybe I am wrong but appeared that the 3rd guy was not at the same level of friendship thus meaning you took the video call as a priority over him. Not cool.

This is one of the weirdest, creepiest posts I have seen here or elsewhere in a long time. What the hell? You deserve the lashing T. M. responded with.

[Surfer500]

Wow, what a coincidence, one of my friend and I was just discussing the possibility of getting back to Medellin last night, we both think the best way is to buy a passport from a Colombian who lives in California and looks like me. I will mail the passport back to him as soon as I get into Medellin, it's an easy 5000 dollars for him.

Anyways, I will not divulge any more details about my plans here, in case the immigration officer in Medellin is reading this. All I know is that extreme measures must be taken if the September 1st date gets push back further.

I have three perfect 18 year olds who loves party with me for days, one of them turned 19 already, just 3 years away from retirement. The world is full of sad news right now.

Sounds like you have a plan, but begs a couple of questions, like how will you be getting out of the Country without a Passport, or will you figure that out when you get there. Also, how are you going to handle answering any questions if asked by immigration unless you speak Colombian Spanish.

I'm beginning to believe you have been pulling the wool over everyone's eye's (at least mine) with all these wacky ideas as how to get back to Medellin. I believed your posts when you where there, but these of lately don't seem to add up being so far fetched as the logistics and details don't seem to be thought thru. Regardless, maybe shortly you will magically appear out of the blue in Medellin, and make a believer out of those who think your nuts in this quest like me.

[Surfer500]

To each their own but The Tall Man wouldn't fuck her even with your dick as the expression goes. All fake and plastic and makeup, with a stare that gives you a peak into her soul which is nothing is happening much like looking at Joe Biden, hehehehe the lights are on but nobody is home. , nothing of substance.

Serious question. Are those big implants really attractive to you guys?

The Tall Man.

I had some similar thoughts, too perfect, with no imperfections, and just imagine all the rules!

However, and I say however, if she had no rules, was a total Nympho, wet and silky, totally into it, tight as a drum, and you could bare-back her along with blowing a load in her, would you re-consider?

[Wolf662]

Serious question. Are those big implants really attractive to you guys?

I don't consider hers big for her size frame, looks like very good work also. I like everything from be cup natural like Estrella from Fase II to full on Jessica Rabbit like Diana from Radual corner. If they are going to be big I prefer aftermarket, they don't disappear into the armpit when they lay down or sag.

[Wolf662]

Wow, what a coincidence, one of my friend and I was just discussing the possibility of getting back to Medellin last night, we both think the best way is to buy a passport from a Colombian who lives in California and looks like me. I will mail the passport back to him as soon as I get into Medellin, it's an easy 5000 dollars for him.

Seems like you could find a ton of hots babes on Eros in Calif working with $5,000?

https://www.eros.com/california/los_...es_escorts.htm

[JjBee62]

That's good, I was in Colombia when obtaining my visa and they required it be sent to Bogota, so being able to renew in a Colombian consulate is good news, thanks for the info.

Yes. In Colombia, only in Bogota, except for extending the tourist visa, which can be handled at any immigration office. Outside of Colombia, at any Consulate or Embassy.

[Balboa]

Is the 3rd guy equal meaning close buddies with the guy you were video conferencing? Hard to tell by just passing by and he does not strike me as a big talker. If the 3rd guy hardly knows the guy you were on video with, then you owe him an apology for being a jerk and ignoring him.

General social priority goes to the friend live and in person first, second to the phone call, and lastly to a text or email. Maybe I am wrong but appeared that the 3rd guy was not at the same level of friendship thus meaning you took the video call as a priority over him. Not cool.

Why do you care about all that?

Odd that you would comment about a guy and his phone conversation and how he treated his buddy Imo.

[SJobs]

The only way I can think of you getting back to Medellin quickly short of everything to date mentioned is that you would have to assume the identity of either a Colombian Citizen or perhaps a Colombian resident somewhere in the world who can return on a humanitarian flight approved by Colombian immigration. I am clueless as how you might go about doing this short of enlisting a CIA operative to assist you, and you might have to get a phony face like something out of a Tom Cruise movie.

Wow, what a coincidence, one of my friend and I was just discussing the possibility of getting back to Medellin last night, we both think the best way is to buy a passport from a Colombian who lives in California and looks like me. I will mail the passport back to him as soon as I get into Medellin, it's an easy 5000 dollars for him.

Anyways, I will not divulge any more details about my plans here, in case the immigration officer in Medellin is reading this. All I know is that extreme measures must be taken if the September 1st date gets push back further.

I will say this, when you do return, I am looking forward to your posts when you finally pull off some good foursomes. I think when you left you had the threesomes perfected, but were still working on the foursomes.

I have three perfect 18 year olds who loves party with me for days, one of them turned 19 already, just 3 years away from retirement. The world is full of sad news right now.