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[Wet Nose]

I just read of Puncak. It's a small village between Bogor and Bandung.

Supposedly a hotspot for Arab visitors who like to have temporary marriages of a week with the local ceweks. Anybody knowledgeable of the scene?

[DownUnderMonger]

OS goes touring.

It was a rather productive trip in terms of broadening OS's understanding of how our craft gets plied in rural Java.

Hi Offshore, could you please clear your inbox, I'd like to send you a PM.

[Offshore Swell]

OS goes touring.

Now it happens that OS has a rather short attention span and after some time in a city completely devoid of sidewalks. OS decided it was time for a run in the countryside. To Bandung, actually, along some back roads.

So off he sets and by 9. 30 AM OS has made good time, such good time that he stops off at a warung somewhere South of Bogor on the side of a hill on Jl Transyogi between Jonggol and Cirata for a cup of coffee. While drinking his coffee the local village rat who is sitting there also having a coffee motions to the back of the warung and offers OS a cewek. At that time of day, Ya got to love that.

So he calls over the mama, who coincidentally is the same lady who made OS his coffee and she confirms the offer. OS is rather curious by this time and asks the price - 300 thousand. (definitely could be offered lower, say 150 000, probably actually 50 or 100,000), where the girl is -Taking a shower, (After the village rat probably splooged a bit of morning fun into her) and finally, did she have any babies. - Three (OS decided at that point she was not for him and just enjoyed the coffee).

So on the road again and OS gets to the Cirata reservoir and feels like another coffee so pulls over and guess what?. This warung has the dangdut playing and four doored rooms inside what could best be described as a rudimentary bamboo hut. Albeit with coffee available. OS asks to sit out the back which has a view of a fenced off ablution block where one rather fat girl is washing herself and enjoys his coffee while the lady sidles up for a chat and yes! ,she has girls, but no! , they're not here just now. But she is available if OS would like to partake of her charms. OS was firmly of the view that it would be best to keep the relationship platonic but could he take a photo please. To show all his fellow Indonesia adventurers what can be found out in the wilds. There are, apparently, a lot of warungs like this. It being the Sundanese style. OS started to put two and two together and realised that if the warung has rooms out the back of the hanging coffee satchets. Then it was a good chance to have ceweks.

It was a rather productive trip in terms of broadening OS's understanding of how our craft gets plied in rural Java.

[Maila]

Been trying the twitter thing in Jogja. I had a appointment setup with a girl who promised to chat me up in the afternoon "ontime". Ontime didn't happen for two hours. So, I contacted this other girl who had seemed more responsive earlier. Pictures were decent, she seemed to speak english, and seemed to show up. But this girl was asking for 1 million. As such, all the FLs are asking 800-900. So, I figured, okay, 20 bucks more for an english-speaking person who would show up. I ask girl about picture and she sends me another one, which was touched up. Not good.

In any case, there was more confusion about going to which hotel, sheraton or marriott (she had me send her a picture of the key card), and how sheraton is marriott. And I was like, I know, hun, world is getting complicated, what can I say. I tried to explain international acquisitions and multi-brand parent holding companies:-the.

Girl shows up 30 min late, which I figure is just traffic here. I wasn't sure if I would get a call from the hotel. I didn't. She just knocked on my door. And in she comes. Photo is hers. From 15-20 pounds ago. Doesn't speak a word of English. Very shy. Asked for money and I told her I'll give it after. Not sure she understood but she didn't protest, just made a sign to confirm her rate.

I got a little handsy with her on the couch and then we moved to the bedroom. She didn't show any initiative for the most part but went along with anything asked of her (which is fairly plain vanilla. Also, interesting, most girls online list "normal sex" or equivalent here). Mostly lackluster. Kept lips sealed tight.

We finished up, in 5 minutes, she is up and dressed. Have had much better. Have had worse. This was still in the category of meh whatever uninspiring. (Just shows, shouldn't do LT with new girls).

I give her the money and she's gone.

Was it worth being on the higher side of what twitter FLs are asking? Ehh. In that she actually showed up on short notice when asked but not really. Don't really care that much though given small amounts. My bleeding heart thinks of poor girl, etc. Too many other girls wanted advance payment online (what, through the banking system!? Are they crazy!

Yup, that's it.

[Maila]

Long time 2 shots max 3 hours (Long time means three hours max I think in this case).

"Jam" is Indonesian for "hour". She's telling you 2 shots or 3 hours, whichever happens first.

Got it! Thanks. That long time is not very long, hehe.

[Hiete]

Oh, thanks for that. But then, what would LT 2 xcrot max 3 jam mean? I thought jam was "times" and indicated shots. The hardest part here has been just trying to understand the shorthand, haha.

Long time 2 shots max 3 hours (Long time means three hours max I think in this case).

[TimTimGuy]

Oh, thanks for that. But then, what would LT 2 xcrot max 3 jam mean? I thought jam was "times" and indicated shots. .

"Jam" is Indonesian for "hour". She's telling you 2 shots or 3 hours, whichever happens first.

[Maila]

1 xcrot = 1 shot (slang for ejaculation).

Yang lain bebas servis = others is free (of other services you want to choose like WOT, CIM, BBBJ, DATY, etc.

It doesn't mean free of charge or some sort).

Not the best explanation but I hope you got the point.

Oh, thanks for that. But then, what would LT 2 xcrot max 3 jam mean? I thought jam was "times" and indicated shots. The hardest part here has been just trying to understand the shorthand, haha.

[Hiete]

I'm trying to see if I can find a FL to come to the hotel in Jogja. Tried indonesiancupid, but account was shut down in minutes for unknown reasons.

Prior reports indicated that there was significant activity through twitter. I have been searching using keywords availjogja, bojogja, etc. Communication is through whatsapp numbers mostly. English seems to be bit of an issue. They send info in cryptic shorthand. I've deciphered most of it but some gap remains in my understanding. I'm wondering if it's a bad idea to go into this if they can't use English at all.

ST 1 xcrot 800 Max 90 menit. LT 2 xcrot 1. 6 max 3 jam. Wajib kondom no anal yg lain bebas serfis.

="Short time 800 k rupiah, max 90 minutes. Long time 1. 6 mil rupiah, max 3 times. Condoms required, no anal. ".

I can't translate "1 xcrot" and "yg lain bebas serfis". I haven't found online sources or translating tools. I guess it's slang. Can anybody translate this?

1 xcrot = 1 shot (slang for ejaculation).

Yang lain bebas servis = others is free (of other services you want to choose like WOT, CIM, BBBJ, DATY, etc.

It doesn't mean free of charge or some sort).

Not the best explanation but I hope you got the point.

[Maila]

I'm trying to see if I can find a FL to come to the hotel in Jogja. Tried indonesiancupid, but account was shut down in minutes for unknown reasons.

Prior reports indicated that there was significant activity through twitter. I have been searching using keywords availjogja, bojogja, etc. Communication is through whatsapp numbers mostly. English seems to be bit of an issue. They send info in cryptic shorthand. I've deciphered most of it but some gap remains in my understanding. I'm wondering if it's a bad idea to go into this if they can't use English at all.

ST 1 xcrot 800 Max 90 menit. LT 2 xcrot 1. 6 max 3 jam. Wajib kondom no anal yg lain bebas serfis.

="Short time 800 k rupiah, max 90 minutes. Long time 1. 6 mil rupiah, max 3 times. Condoms required, no anal. ".

I can't translate "1 xcrot" and "yg lain bebas serfis". I haven't found online sources or translating tools. I guess it's slang. Can anybody translate this?

[DelBosque]

There are SW to find. I have seen old ones in the late afternoon around the park on Sudirman Av. Close to the Novotel but not attractive at all. I got one at night, also on Sudirman, when I was walking from the Plaza Mall about 500 m to the east on the left side close to a night shop. She was driving me with her motorbike to my hotel (Swiss Bell Inn) for massage and FS. She was funny and the service was good, 400.000 IDR. I was calling here more times later for service.

There are FL to find in the 'SQ' club (opposite the Plaza Mall) and in the Night Club of the Swiss Bell Inn hotel. Both have live band.

There is a massage parlor to find when you go from the Novotel to the beach, you cross Sudirman Av. And than take the first street on the right, outside there is a sign 'Executive Massage', it's an old building and very basic inside. There are about 7 girls, some not realy attractive but there is a good atmosphere. I was two times and got a very good session with Candice, very friendly and funny lady with good service, 180 for the massage + 200 for the extra.

Behind this street and along the seaside there is a three store building with a small bar douwstairs and a lounge + disco upstairs, the name is 'RPM', very nice place with cheap beer and live band.

FL or prost. Are not allowd, but there are 5 serving ladys, pleasant staff, closing time is 1 PM. You never know!

[BkkVistor77]

Tinder in Jogja wasn't as sucessfull as in Bali and Jakarta so I ended up heading out to Anjani Spa and Massage in the North of Jogja.

Upon arriving I was presented with a menu which had different prices for various time lengths and quality of rooms, the guy working there said the price included massage plus HJ happy end. He also said more was possible but needed to be negotiated with the girl directly.

I paid for a 1 hour and a half hour session for 500 k. I was then taken to a fish bowl type scenario, where I could see around 12 girls, but they couldn't see or hear me.

I choose Candy, a 22 year old from Bandung who was probably the youngest, and by far the cutest. There were a few other good looking girls in there but Candy was very small, and had a great slutty look about her. Great little body.

Went upstairs and she followed shortly after, Candy was a great girl, very chatty, very cute and great service, she gave a good massage, and then started licking the inside of my ear while asked if I wanted to fuck her. I paid 500 k more to her and she gave fantastic BBBJ, full kissing, GFE, fucking in various positions. Great session, would repeat.

Good place, the guys working there are very friendly and spoke English, would definitely repeat.

[BkkVistor77]

Hi all,

I'm heading to Jogja in a few weeks.

Would like to meet with some freelancers, does anyone have any up to date info on where I could go for this? Any good bars to hit?

Failing that I'll also appreciate any info on massage places that do full service.

Many thanks.

[DelBosque]

True. Being misspelt as Balikpompom is not accidental.

Enjoy. G.

I post a report when I'm back end of November.

[Goferring]

Don't worry, you will have fun.

True. Being misspelt as Balikpompom is not accidental.

Enjoy. G.