Filipinas - Opinions and Advice

[Pcpc1688]

I have a question to the experienced mongers which is kinda similar to what Lloydd72 asked:

When I was living in Philippines many girls offered me to go with to their farms or their villages which are usually located 1-4 hours from the city, I always declined as I was in Davao and roaming around Mindanao is a big no-no for me, soon I will go and live in Cebu and when I get these offers in Cebu I might say yes, though before I say that yes which I might regret so I want to take your opinion guys regarding what the girls are expecting / aiming for with these offers?

And how about me if I went with a girl lets say to her farm so what type of experience / atmosphere should I expect?

If your ready to pay / support for her entire family (30-1000 peeps) then go otherwise stay the fuck in Cebu. LOL If you have a child with her than expect that for the rest of your natural life LOL. If sleeping in a shack and taking a shit in a hole in the back fits your needs then go.

PC out.

[BrainDrain]

Thank you for the advice, it appears to be consistent with others mongers too. I too had the same query, well it's answered now so 'airport pick up' for me too.

I am a fan of the airport pickup but not for newbies. My experience:

AC girl that I met in AC, invited her to join me for an overnight when I arrived next trip in NAIA at 11 pm and departed 10 am next day.

AC girl I met before met me next trip on 11 pm flight we stayed together and we both flew out next day, she had friend that night.

AC girls x 4 met me with friends x 3 and we bused to AC.

Twice I've had Pinalove Manila girls met me at NAIA and it worked out well.

Cebu girl timed to arrive at NAIA same time as my flight from Singapore, her Cebu Pacific flight 4 hours late. What a mess but the bj in the hotel pickup van was worth it and she swallowed it all.

Cebu girl meets me at Cebu, twice has worked well.

I think for a newbie, it's not recommended. For me now I'm comfortable to do it and if it's not looking good happy to pay for her to go on her way. Never had to do that.

[Drukyul2000]

Assuming you are a first timer here its no wonder you ask. When I was a very nube to the pinay scene I thought it would be fun to give the "girl meet me at the airport" a shot. And it worked out just fine. She brought her chaperone (another girl) and they drove me to my hotel and we boinked (the chaperone waited at the mall close by). But even so it was stressful times because I wasn't able to do my usual preparations solo.

In aftermath I never did it again because I think its plain stupid and represent a risk factor you don't need in Phils. Everything told you here is very sound advice.

Thank you for the advice, it appears to be consistent with others mongers too. I too had the same query, well it's answered now so 'airport pick up' for me too.

[Soapy Smith]

Fireball is a Canadian brand whisky.

Sometimes used in the woods if you have crabs or lice. Pour it over your pelvic area and light it on fire. Thusly called Fireball! This is a joke. Do not try at home.

A more recent variant often proves more effective:

First, shave a fire break right down the middle of the public hair. Also, secure an ice pick and have it ready. Then pour and ignite on both sides of the firebreak. As the bugs run into the firebreak to get away from the fire, stab them with the ice pick.

[SergeantRay]

Be careful with bats. Many of them are infected with rabies and you don't want to catch that. If you're not vaccinated and you're too far from a hospital with the correct serum in stock, it's a very unpleasant way to die.

Regards,

Ko.

I was staying with a GF in the province when I spied something like a spear in the corner. "What's this?" I asked.

Grandpa used it to catch bats. He'd go into an abandoned house and as they were swirling around in flight, he'd reach up with the two barbed prongs and snag bats, which he would then cook and eat.

[Dg8787]

On my last visit to the Philippines I met a well educated late forties woman who is employed in a mid upper position with the government. Even though she has been separated for ten plus years she insisted that she be checked in to our room under my surname. Her reason was simply that adultery is illegal in the Philippines. She was taking no chances. She feels she still has upward mobility.

I read that de Lima's driver now has a one million p reward on his head. Now the only question is will he be found dead or alive. It's turned into a high stakes game.

As I understand it, actually from reports here, there is a big punishment for adultery. Even for the person having sex with the married one. Some have reported shakedown extortion on the person.

My vote is the driver will die from shootout with the police with a few kilos of drugs in his pocket.

[Amanut]

After denying it for months, Sen. Leila de Lima finally confessed to fucking her driver, Ronnie Dayan, over a period of several years. It also shows the importance of paying attention to political scandals in the Philippines as they often provide a large scale snapshot of the culture and a reflection of the attitudes and values of the average Filipino.

On my last visit to the Philippines I met a well educated late forties woman who is employed in a mid upper position with the government. Even though she has been separated for ten plus years she insisted that she be checked in to our room under my surname. Her reason was simply that adultery is illegal in the Philippines. She was taking no chances. She feels she still has upward mobility.

I read that de Lima's driver now has a one million p reward on his head. Now the only question is will he be found dead or alive. It's turned into a high stakes game.

[Amanut]

Fireball is a Canadian brand whisky.

Sometimes used in the woods if you have crabs or lice. Pour it over your pelvic area and light it on fire. Thusly called Fireball! This is a joke. Do not try at home.

I'm Canadian and can verify this. It is painful but effective. Keep the kindling close to transfer the ashes so you can stay warm at night in the winter at your campsite.

[Chocha Monger]

After denying it for months, Sen. Leila de Lima finally confessed to fucking her driver, Ronnie Dayan, over a period of several years. She now faces the possibility of being charged with adultery and removed from office. De Lima has lost all credibility and her confession makes allegations of Dayan being her bag man for the collection of drug money more believable. The senator explained her conduct as simply being the "frailties of a woman" and insisted that the public respect her privacy and refrain from passing further judgment on her behavior.

This turn of events illustrates why one should never believe anything coming out of a Filipina's mouth. They will deny the obvious for months or even years, and there is always a driver servicing their sexual needs in the shadows, this is often, but not always, a trike driver. De Lima's case also gives lie to the myth that the wealthy, old, or middle-aged pinays are more stable and less likely to engage in sordid sexual affairs with trike drivers and street pharmacists. It also shows the importance of paying attention to political scandals in the Philippines as they often provide a large scale snapshot of the culture and a reflection of the attitudes and values of the average Filipino.

See full article here: http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/844661/...e-says-aguirre.

[Dg8787]

Thanks for going to the effort of replying. I am sure the rest of us ignored the post but I appreciate your answers. But I'm worried about answer 6. It has also been know to be wet when raining and not rain when dry. I think this visitor needs to be aware of that.

Not much effort I just RTFF. I did miss it on #6, thanks for the assist. It should also be duly noted that on sunny days to always carry an umbrella for the lady.

[Dg8787]

What does NGO stand for.

Non Government Organization. Or non-profit groups out to stop [CodeWord908].

[Dg8787]

What is Fireball? Food. Drink. Pulutan. A type / species / race of person. An object from outer space?

Fireball is a Canadian brand whisky.

Sometimes used in the woods if you have crabs or lice. Pour it over your pelvic area and light it on fire. Thusly called Fireball! This is a joke. Do not try at home.

[BrainDrain]

6. Warm, cooler on some days, sunny on some when it is not cloudy.

Thanks for going to the effort of replying. I am sure the rest of us ignored the post but I appreciate your answers. But I'm worried about answer 6. It has also been know to be wet when raining and not rain when dry. I think this visitor needs to be aware of that.

[JasonD73]

What does NGO stand for.

1. Every hotel is GF unless there is a sign posted otherwise.

2. Cialis is sold by exclusive street pharmacy reps.

3. Don't go to NGO's.

4. Rates are "up to you".

5. Bring your own.

6. Warm, cooler on some days, sunny on some when it is not cloudy.

7. In any nice chill bars with normal girls.

[Wicked Roger]

I'm trying to make plans to visit the greater manila area. I have a lot of questions. Can someone give me some sound advice.

What are the girl-friendly hotels?

Can you buy Cialis like you can in Tijuana?

Where would you strongly encourage me not to go?

Whats the going rates for 'company'?

Do they serve Fireball there?

What's the weather like in December?

Where are the 'chill places,? You know like where I can go to a nice bar and meet a normal looking woman that I can take back to my room?

FF. Fireball is a Deep Purple album ('Somke on the Water".

Jason. You are grand manager well done and welcome so go RTFF and find the words 'give and take", "contribute / contribution' and then after many informative FRs then ask questions.

But as you intro yourself with a series of questions on the Philippines thread can be answered by RTFF or Google or calling up hotels and asking them you are a grand manager. Try asking on the India thread as many fellow managers post there also.