My first trip to Bogota was quite interesting.
Would I go back?
No. Not until the pandemic has passed.
Logistics.
To enter Colombia at this time you need two things in addition to your passport.
A COVID-19 test that shows you are negative for the virus. This test must be taken atleast 96 hours before your flight departure. The test must have two things on it that are vital-the date you took the test and received the results AND must have the words SARS-CoV-2,NAA and PCR test on it. I am not a medical professional but without these two things the airlines in the USA WILL NOT let you board.
You must complete the Check-MIG form online or on the app. This form must be filled out BEFORE you fly and BEFORE you depart Colombia. On each end of your flight they will ask for it and you must show it either in printed form or on your phone. Here is the link to the form
https://apps.migracioncolombia.gov.c...reregistro.jsf.
Google Maps. Download Google maps onto your phone and download the city of Bogota so you can use it OFFLINE on your phone. What does this mean? Even if you do not have a signal your phone GPS still works and you can know where you are going and the locations you need. In addition, mark the places you want to go on Google maps so when you are walking or in the Uber you will know where you are going. This solves alot of "where this place" problems. Here is the link that explains how to download Google maps offline
https://support.google.com/maps/answ...DAndroid&hl=en.
Decide your access to money options. It's easy to obtain money through an ATM but what about accessing the small bills you need? BBVA is a south American bank and was across the street from the hotel I stayed at. I went on their website weeks ago (
https://www.bbvausa.com/checking-acc...-checking.html) and opened a simple account with an ATM card. When I got to Bogota I walked in the branch, told them how much I wanted and in what denominations and I had all I needed. No ATM machines that you have to worry about being robbed or other issues. I simply walked out of my hotel, crossed the street and in five minutes I had the cash in small denominations. And right before I left town I went back to the bank and exchanged my Colombian money for USD.
Bring your own condoms and anti-bacterial wipes. This is essential as the condoms the girls have are poor quality and for hygienic reasons bring the wipes that work best for you.
Set up an Uber account before you leave
https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...ab&hl=en&gl=US . I exclusively used Uber for the whole trip and it was inexpensive and effective. I never paid more than $4 USD for any trip I took.
Have a few non mongering things to do. You can't sleep with the girls 24 hours a day. I will list those out later.
Though many have suggested Tinder I was VERY successful with Bumble
https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...e.app&hl=en_SG . I downloaded an app on my phone that can change my location
https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...hl=en_US&gl=US , changed my location to Bogota and was swiping. I made ALOT of contacts with Bumble. So Download Bumble before you go. Wait until I tell you about Refrigerator girl.
Get a VPN for your phone. It will be the best $10 you can spend. If you use the airport or hotel or any public wifi you have a very good chance of being hacked. This is very serious so spend the money to get it. I use Express VPN
https://www.expressvpn.com/.
Google translate. I speak Spanish so I do not need it but download it. And then download the Spanish part so you can use it OFFLINE. Again no signal no Google live translate. So if you download the offline version you can still use it. Here is the link.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...nslate&26hl=en and here is the link explaining using it offline
https://support.google.com/translate...DAndroid&hl=en.
Connect with Woodman09 on the board. I am an experienced monger but the measly $40 I paid him to show me around Santa Fe was invaluable. He showed you where to eat, places to hang out that were safe, FYI on the girls etc. Just spend the $40 for the two hours. Totally worth it and he is a gent to boot.
Bring several masks. They are required EVERYWHERE. I bought 5 fabric ones and would hand wash them. The pollution is bad enough in places that you would want to wear one anyway.
The Flight.
When flight day came I had my COVID test results printed and on my phone as well as have completed the CHECK-MIG form which I had on my phone. At the counter and the gate they checked both of them. I saw many people turned away because they did not have the correct COVID results (see above) or had not filled out CHECK-MIG. I actually made a COVID form as getting the results in time was a near impossibility where I live. Also one thing-RAPID COVID-19 test results ARE NOT acceptable. I learned at the airport that those tests are missing something technical / medical though I can't remember what it was.
The flight itself was uneventful. Everyone wore masks and there was no food / beverage service on the flight. Overwhelmingly everyone onboard was Colombian.
Arriving in Bogota.
At the airport itself you immediately saw all the airport / customs / immigration personnel literally walking around in HAZMAT suits. Hell they almost looked like NASA astronauts. They had two stations. The first station took your temperature (interestingly enough on your wrist-I have never seen that before). Once your temperature was determined to be acceptable you went to the immigration line. Before you got to the counter one of the HAZMAT / NASA cuties checked your COVID test and your CHECK-MIG form. When you got to the immigration counter they checked both of these items again and checked your passport.
I only brought a carry on (all I needed is clothes for a few days) so I didn't need to gather luggage. As you leave the luggage area on the right are two ATM's and a currency exchange place. For the love of God do not use these currency exchange places. Major rip off. I had my aforementioned BBVA account anyhow. As I went to leave that area customs stops you (along with two menacing dogs and two heavily armed police (I was actually impressed one of them had a IWI X95 (look it up)). I was asked if I have more than 10 k USD cash with me and I laughingly said no. That was it.
I walked outside and discovered my Verizon phone did not have a signal. I walked back inside, connected to the airport wifi and then my Express VPN and hailed the Uber. You need to walk across all three lanes to the parking lot in the middle. This is where the UBER will meet you. That parking lot (I believe it is called parking lot C) is dark as hell and I noticed during my trip that UBER may say the car is blue but it is actually white etc. So pay attention to the license plate and communicate with the drive through the app. Bogota airport location for your Google maps (remember to save these on your map on your phone.)
https://goo.gl/maps/bhHnmmDqxnhRvAbK9.
It was 25 k ($6 USD) from the airport to my hotel.
The Hotel.
I stayed at the IBIS Hotel Bogota
https://goo.gl/maps/ADGkpCbLboEgVx7bA.
It was relatively cheap at $30 a night. I arrived late and the security guard, before he opens the locked glass entrance, makes you wash your hands at a sink just inside the door. And he watched intently you doing so. During my entire trip the staff was this way about washing your hands before entering. Sometimes they were too aggressive about it. I chose this hotel because it was modern, walking distance to Sante Fe, across from the BBVA bank and was close to Carrera 1 which is the road that can quickly take you to Chapinero where most of the casas are.
The room was sparsely furnished and was clean. The view was nice (see photos of the hotel and the view out of the room). The hotel had a low occupancy and I never ate there. The cleaning crew was annoying. They would just enter without knocking. They did this twice to my annoyance. And trust me guys these women were nothing to look at!
Money.
First thing that morning I walked out of the hotel and across the street and went to BBVA bank.
https://goo.gl/maps/nnPm8wDFABrzLrYU7 They would only allow three people at a time inside the branch and when you enter they take your temperature on your wrist. I asked for $250 USD (I never even spent all of it) in small bills and I was out. Simple enough. I bought a nice waist money holder that had two zippers in which I kept my passport and phone in one and money in the other and it worked out well.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1.
Woodman09 and Santa Fe.
Woodman09 arrived as he said he would at the hotel lobby. We exchanged pleasantries and began what would be an informative few hours. We walked to Santa Fe from IBIS (I actually timed it when I did it alone and it was 14 minutes walking at a brisk pace) and he explained many things along the way. He explained the various streets, the girls, a nice bakery to take a load off a nice pharmacy where I bought some medicines to take back with me to the USA that require a prescription and are expensive as hell.
Of note, I tried Viagra for the first time. It didn't do anything for me at all. I threw the other pill away.
I would suggest you do your first trip to Santa Fe in the morning. There are not as many people (yes girls are there but not as many as the day wears on) and you can get a lay of the land. If you go at night for the first time it may be a bit overwhelming.
Santa Fe reminds me a bit of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome-especially at night. Now let me make something clear. Santa Fe was NOT scary or dangerous in my opinion. I know many have said that but it is a combination of Skid Row in LA (homeless and druggies but I never had anyone bother me when alone), Soi Cowboy in Bangkok and a very busy normal street in Santo Domingo. I snapped a photo from a distance (do not openly take photos or videos down here. I saw a guy do it and several guys accosted him verbally) and have included it in this report. I never had anyone bother me. Is this a place you flash Iwatches and cash and Iphones? No. But I took my phone out when I needed it (stepped into a doorway or off to the side) and did the same when I needed some of my cash (I kept 60 K in my pocket at all times and the rest in the waist holder. This always worked out fine.) I was never bothered.
There are all types of women here. Skinny, tall, MILFS, black, very young, very old. You name it and it is there. I even saw a preggo though I did not partake. Alot of people walking around were on their way someplace walking or guys hanging out in front of their shops (barber, convenience store etc) or the girls hanging on the corner or just inside the hotels. Frankly I saw very few women I would call 10's. Most were 7 or less. They were still attractive though. Every woman I saw on this trip sans one was a Venezuelan. I noticed the older women had alot of plastic surgery and were more aggressive in trying to get your attention than the younger ones. Frankly it doesn't feel that dangerous. I can see why at night it feels different however. Too many dark corners and very dark streets. I think if you monger in this area up until it gets dark there is still a very good selection of girls. You don't need to be here late at night to get what you want. The trannies would call out sometimes but they did this to everyone. I just kept walking and they went on to bother someone else. All the clubs are closed. I don't like clubs so it was fine with me.
I only took two girls in Santa Fe. Frankly it is not for me. The first girl I took I could see she had dark areola (and indication of pregnancy or recent pregnancy so she had milk). BTW-many of the girls have see through shirts and panties on. You can see everything. Anyhow I paid her 40 K ($10) and we got a room. Not five minutes after we were in the room comes the knock at the door. Goddamn ridiculous. I told the girl why are they knocking already and she said they always did it. I was a bit flustered knowing I would just get into banging this girl and the knock would come again. I played with her tits, made her drink some of her own milk and left. Hell it's only $10. Later I chose a lovely 100 LB 20 year old dark skinned Venezuelan girl. I told her I wanted 30 minutes and I even told the lady at the hotel she was in front of that I was paying for 30 minutes. Not TEN minutes later this same old lady knocks on the door! What the hell. I opened the door and asked her what the hell was she knocking for. She just walked away. I banged the girl for a few minutes and couldn't even cum so loud was the music in the place and hearing this woman knocking on other doors.
And that was my experience in Santa Fe. Nice to look at all the girls (I also got a great haircut there a few days later for $5. There are many barbers) etc but it wasn't for me. The ambience of the room is what killed it. I didn't ask any of the girls to my hotel room but the experience with the girls would most certainly be better than the damn door knocking in Santa Fe.
Plus the casa of Chapinero is what was so much better for me (I'll get to that later).
I walked back from Santa Fe to IBIS each time along this route. It's a straight shot and I felt safe even at night. Just walk straight down Carrera 10 from the hotel and make a right onto Calle 22 and you will be in the thick of Santa Fe just a few blocks down. If you go this way when you get to this gas station that begins Santa Fe
https://goo.gl/maps/YMynxR3SAeSexZG68.
Here are the corners I marked as having a lot of girls though every street did.
https://goo.gl/maps/2n5A4geZoTcoWWDeA
https://goo.gl/maps/41sRvBiRMcfMuu4J7
https://goo.gl/maps/28PhNBsz84L8p4M19
https://goo.gl/maps/nwN2CTB3SqqbGPS88
One nice thing about this area during the day. If you are walking back to IBIS go up to Carrera 7. The street is closed and there are many stores to go to including stores where you can get a SIM. Woodman09 took me to a phone store here and I quickly got a SIM with 2 GB. Walking back to IBIS (which is a straight shot from IBIS) I got a great burger and bought some souvenirs.
Chapinero.
Chapinero
https://goo.gl/maps/VjDyxrQkeGvwYJQP7 is a very nice area of Bogota and where the great casas are. Should I come back to Bogota I will get a hotel here as despite the fact that many of the tourist sites are on the Santa Fe side of town. The great mongering, in my opinion, is in Chapinero.
So the next day I set out to the Mezzanine that has been mentioned here before.
https://goo.gl/maps/guSG4CpdPo8q8Ngq5 . I got there in about 20 minutes in the UBER going up Carrera 1 road. The building is grey and non descript and across the street from a gas station. I've included many photos. You just walk up the steps and then you can only make a right as it's a balcony. There are four to six doors I think. Each of these small rooms has screens that show when someone is walking down the outside balcony. And then the gauntlet begins.
At each door 3-6 girls pop their heads out enticing you to come in. It's a bit overwhelming but take your time, say some nice words in Spanish and go from door to door. The doors near the end seem to be chock full of girls and they were all Venezuelan. Pay attention to what girl (s) seem interested in you rather than desperate for money. You can tell which ones it is. I chose a middle aged Vennie because after talking with them all the chemistry was there. She explained it was 100 k ($26 USD) for one hour including ejalculation. I found it hilarious she said ejalculation was included. We went to a room at the very end. The room had two massage areas in it separate by a door and a thin wall. The room with the massage table is just big enough for the table and to walk beside it. I talked to her for a few minutes (guys if you do not know Spanish you will struggle here in Bogota. Learn some before you come here in my opinion) and she really warmed up to me. Guys just don't bend her over. Ask her about her country, her kids and her family. Those three things will get them to open up and make the experience better. We had a great sexual experience (I use condoms for everything as I do not do BBBJ or BB) as I made her get on the edge of the table and I banged her front and doggy and finished by shooting on her boobs. The only thing I didn't like was the walls are so thin you can hear everything going on in the massage room next to you. In the hour I was there some girl got banged twice in that room. Some may like this but I didn't.
I liked Mezzanine so much I came back three times. I never went anywhere else (I'll explain).
Afterwards I was hungry and took an Uber to Hooters
https://g.page/hooters-zona-t?share (see some more girls in short shorts) in Zona T. The food was ok and there were only two waitresses working. They take your temperature before you enter and they are social distancing tables. Afterwards I went to the Adino Shopping mall down the street just to see it
https://g.page/CentroAndino?share.
I then took a UBER the short distance to Abudubai Spa which was close by
https://goo.gl/maps/yMPLktX8sSCsBiaZ9 . At first I could not find it because there is no street number on any building that said 12 a-25 #77. I finally realized that there is a garage gate to the street and the end of that garage gate is a door and a buzzer. When I looked through the garage gate / door I could see the number. If you look at the Google street view of this address you will see what I mean. I rang the buzzer and a 20's something guy came to the gate. I asked him if this was Abudubai Spa and he said no. I then asked him if he knew where it was and he said no. I was a bit shocked not knowing if it was really gone or he didn't want me as a customer. I don't know. I had intentions of grabbing an Uber and going to Chicas Mileano which was close by. But I said the hell with it and went back to Mezzanine! Before I get into my next Mezzanine experience here are some other casas in the Abudubai Spa area you can visit.
Tantra Spa
https://goo.gl/maps/NfGZcSStqaRvfdD86.
Chicas Mileano
https://goo.gl/maps/h9sM4NihPjWtewJB9.
Pussy House
https://goo.gl/maps/AXTcYfDEYD7qBL2J8.
Across from Mezzanine I noticed a nice hotel named Hotel Dan Carlton
https://g.page/danncarltonbogota?share . Should I return to Bogota I am going to post up here. Right across the street from Mezzanine! And the same price as IBIS.
This time at Mezzanine I chose a MILF who looks just like Latina porn star named Kiara Marie.
https://beeg.com/1291695513?t=9-429 https://bangbros.com/model52975/kiara-marie.
Guys I fucked the living hell out of this woman. She was a demon in that massage room. Dirty talk, gave me anal, let me shoot it on her face for an extra 30 K (its only $7 USD guys). What a great experience.
And with that I was hooked on the Mezzanine.
But then.
Bumble mom and daughter.
Guys I had made several Bumble contacts before I came and settled on this 19 year old COLOMBIAN (not Venezuelan for once). She was a student, lived in the Chapinero area and spoke English and we talked everyday for weeks. My second night there we had dinner at Buffalo Wings place
https://goo.gl/maps/aeZoEjr66yhYExsv7.
I didn't try to get any that night as I simply wanted to have a nice dinner and meet her. The next day she invited me to her house to meet her mom and sister. Hell I have seen this before. Meet mom and the family first and then she puts out. Her mom was HOT. Hell I wanted her more than I wanted the daughter! Nevertheless I had lunch with them on their patio (I even wore a nice shirt with some Polo cologne LOL). Later that night my Colombiana called me and asked could she stop by the hotel because she was "in the area". Yeah right.
She wasn't in that room for three minutes and had her tongue down my throat. Before I knew it I was face fucking her with the bright lights of Bogota shining through the window. I fucked her twice before she left.
First thing the next morning she called and said her family wanted to take me to see Monserrate. It is a church on a mountain that you have to take a funicular to see. Her mom shows up in these short shorts that barely contained her ass. I included a photo of her mom and sisters ass as well as hers (my girl is in the blue stretch pants). Jesus I was hoping her mom would put out at some point. Anyway we had a nice day together. When I went to leave their house later that day the mom walked down to the street with me to wait for my Uber. As we round a corner to go to the street and conveniently out of view of anyone she French kisses me in the mouth and thanks me for being kind to her daughter. I then told her I can be kind to you too. She replied well we are going to look at refrigerators tomorrow and you can come and we shall see.
Ok I have heard this one before too.
Get the gringo to go shopping with you and get him to buy what you want (in this case a refrigerator). Needless to say I didn't go back the next day and they didn't even call! I never heard from the girl again. I was right about their motives!
I went back to Mezzanine a few times and I enjoyed myself. I really liked that I had an hour, a good choice of girls, a comfortable environement and only $30 a pop. I included one photo of a girl she sent though I blocked out her face. She is a nice girl.
Other notes.
Here are some great non mongering activities that are in the city:
Casa de Narino (president's house)
https://goo.gl/maps/mU2ftC6zTT9B2aSe8.
Bolivar Square
https://goo.gl/maps/DXwFGLeV5JBV61YJA.
Simon Bolivars house
https://goo.gl/maps/pucWmQvF2byahLGF7.
Monserrate
https://goo.gl/maps/MuKXbwoKmZ55huh88.
US Embassy (if you are American of course)
https://goo.gl/maps/Azs47Nkt7khDVnDT8.
National Museum of Colombia
https://goo.gl/maps/X15izJh5ZHFaY22D8.
Santa Maria Bullring
https://goo.gl/maps/iLYfNmi3qq4rALiM6.
I never brought the Medellin milker to Bogota I mentioned in the Medellin forum. I had enough action as it was!
When you go to the airport to leave you are not required to have a COVID test but YOU ARE required to fill out the CHECK-MIG again. So do this before you leave.
Also here are a few places I ate at:
Voodoo
https://goo.gl/maps/vSv3foGELydQpGK17.
Starbucks
https://goo.gl/maps/Njv3mnY6fqmWGvkh7.
Wing Stop
https://goo.gl/maps/UGNyvGAnMcWRSUQw8.
Final Thoughts.
Everywhere you go someone is shouting at you to wash your hands or they are squirting or spraying some unknown liquid in your hands. It was really overwhelming and with that much aggressive attitude by everyone it became annoying. Yes COVID kills and yes it is dangerous but the level of near paranoia in Bogota makes me wonder why they even opened Colombia up to travelers. I even passed a restaurant where the wait staff were in Hazmat suits.
The airport is the same. Signs everywhere and staff telling you to do this and that as it relates to COVID.
Some girls in Santa Fe wore masks and some did not. None of the ladies did at Mezzanine. Hell even what I now call The Refrigerator Girl made me wash my hands before entering her home and entering her!
I'll be back to Bogota. And I will stay in Chapinero. But after a vaccine for COVID is developed.
Showdown.
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