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[Naked Gunz]

Direct quote from General Custer as he rode towards Little Big Horn? Mrs G is playing it smart, making you think that she is thinking about the lawn mower while she is rearranging your bank accounts into her bank accounts, throwing out your little league ball glove and selling your baseball card collection, talking to locksmiths and lawyers..

I have to agree, I think your in for some shit when you get home, your in denial G. Obviously only you know your woman better than anybody here, but I would not discount the person that's in legal possession of half my shyte!

[Kabul Guy]

Thanks for your support.

It's all under control. I'm waaaay too smart for anything to go wrong now. 😁 😉.

Direct quote from General Custer as he rode towards Little Big Horn?

Mrs G is playing it smart, making you think that she is thinking about the lawn mower while she is rearranging your bank accounts into her bank accounts, throwing out your little league ball glove and selling your baseball card collection, talking to locksmiths and lawyers.

Check out the real estate section from home, how much is she asking for the house?

Check your joint credit cards, are they maxed out yet?

If we can be anymore help, just ask LOL.

[Kabul Guy]

Hi, would you like to give me your quick advice for sim card with 3 G /4 G access and data for 3 weeks to buy in the Manila airport? Best brands, if any, and price recommended, to be used in Pinay and Manila, and where in airport if special places?

Same for taxis to go to Makati, I read that Yellow ones are ok, and there should be also Grab or Uber? Cost less than 300 Ph for Makati?

Two options Globe or Smart.

You can get a free SIM for either as soon as you leave the airport. Otherwise 40 to 50 p. Both work about the same anywhere in Manila or built up places.

Globe is 500 p for 5 gb data, valid for 30 days or 1000 for unlimited data valid for 30 days.

Unlimited plan gas "we were just kidding about unlimited" AKA "fair use" policy that kicks in, sometimes after 400 mb a day and throttles you to 2 G speeds. Not sure about Smart right now but they will be close in both costs and terms.

Lots of taxi scams reported but I have never found one, take whatever is quickest available. No Uber here any more, all Grab. Generally Grab is slightly more expensive that taxi so use taxi if one handy otherwise order Grab. Grab is better off the beaten track where taxi do not usually drop off passengers but taxi is good from a major hotel where there are lots of arriving cabs.

[Albert9989]

Hi, would you like to give me your quick advice for sim card with 3 G /4 G access and data for 3 weeks to buy in the Manila airport? Best brands, if any, and price recommended, to be used in Pinay and Manila, and where in airport if special places?

Same for taxis to go to Makati, I read that Yellow ones are ok, and there should be also Grab or Uber? Cost less than 300 Ph for Makati?

[WestCoast1]

Thanks for your support.

It's all under control. I'm waaaay too smart for anything to go wrong now. 😁 😉.

That might be a direct quote from Michael Douglass in "The War of the Roses". Hahaha.

[Goferring]

My friend you are truly and totally fucked.

And not in a good way.

Dear Goferring,

Sorry to hear of your troubles. You fucked up spectacularly. Although the wife appears to be buying your bullshit, she really is not. She is just biding her time until the opportunity for revenge presents itself.

When you least expect it, she will feed your prick to the geese. I strongly suggest you wear tight underwear to bed and heavy denim pants with the fly sewn shut unless you wish to look out the window only to see the geese tearing apart your dismembered prick with their beaks as if it were a fat pink worm.

Good luck sleeping with one eye open for the remainder of your marriage. You sir are a braver man than most. LOL! I hope the Pinay strumpets were worth the trouble that is coming your way friend. LOL!

Best regards,

CM

Thanks for your support.

It's all under control. I'm waaaay too smart for anything to go wrong now. 😁 😉.

[Kabul Guy]

.....

To say Mrs G was unimpressed and demanding an explanation is an understatement. Obviously, there is no explanation for two hot chicks to be walking straight through the door into her husband's room at 8 pm. All I could do was play stupid and repeatedly say that there is no one in the room and I don't know what she saw or is talking about. There is no way I'm going to get away with this totally unscathed and the return home is going to be eventful.

....

My friend you are truly and totally fucked.

And not in a good way.

[Naked Gunz]

Rumours of my death are greatly exaggerated. If I'm going down it's not going to be for girls just walking into my room. The offending girl is in the bed beside me now and found the best ways to apologize for causing the fiasco. 😁 I'll be a lot more careful moving forward but life goes on.Cheers, G.

You never really know if it worked until your back face-to-face with her reading it if your lying. Fuck marriage and the institution. The Art of War: The best way to win a war is to not get in one in the first place!

[Engine Driver]

It worked!! 😳.

"I don't know what you're talking about but if you are so concerned grab the kids and come up here. I'll book a nice place and we can have a family holiday for the last week. ".

Might have to slow down a bit to make sure there are a couple of shots left in the chamber when she arrives but it's a small price to pay.

Talk about lucky beating skillful. That's was close. 😅.

Well done G. I think we all want to know how you managed to escape Christmas and New Year in your home town and were allowed to go to mongering heaven instead.

[Goferring]

I prefer Goebells' "tell the same lie until it's the truth" approach.

It worked!! 😳.

"I don't know what you're talking about but if you are so concerned grab the kids and come up here. I'll book a nice place and we can have a family holiday for the last week. ".

Might have to slow down a bit to make sure there are a couple of shots left in the chamber when she arrives but it's a small price to pay.

Talk about lucky beating skillful. That's was close. 😅.

[Engine Driver]

After G Man's brush with death, I went on Amazon to see if there were professional guides on how to get away with cheating. I found one interesting book and here's just the intro. The book looks like it could have been written by Mr. E. LOL.

"Cheating is wrong. This book is not an open pass for infidelity or fornication. It is truly a real life guide. Men are leaving the wife / girlfriend at home and going out in public with the woman on the side. Men are forgetting that women on the side are expendable pieces of recreation that should be used for temporary physical, mental or financial gain. The key word to that last sentence is temporary! Women on the side hold the same complicated value as a complicated video game. It s fun to play and it may involve some time but when it is all said and done, you can always turn the damn thing off and get back to real life. This book will teach you how to maintain your home life and how to play the streets. Women know we cheat! This is not some new profound thing. It s how you do it! There are rules to this game. After reading this book you will be a better cheater, well informed or a committed man! Please remember this one fact, I didn' t create the game. I'm just narrating it!"

[Wicked Roger]

I prefer Goebells' "tell the same lie until it's the truth" approach.

Thought that was Donald Trump LOL.

[Goferring]

You also seem to be very aggressive lawyer-wise. The law should be the last resort but Deus Vult.

The lawyers were / are not engaged in an offensive capacity. I don't like surprises so they were used in a "what if" advisor capacity for contingency planning. The good thing is that should the worst happen (which I don't expect), being proactive many years ago means that the best lawyers in town are locked up for my benefit for life. That's reassuring.

[Goferring]

"Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny" - from 'How to cheat on your wife'.

I prefer Goebells' "tell the same lie until it's the truth" approach.

[Jack Burton]

You are doing the right thing. Like Richard Pryor said, "Are you going to believe me, or your lying eyes?

"Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny" - from 'How to cheat on your wife'.