Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

Hasta manana.

I yam what I yam, and still learning. Popeye, not making the most of this day.

Perhaps you are just a smidge too much self-aware, but hey, not a problem, I think we are all enjoying your reports. No reason to change up and possibly tip the apple cart other than a minor tweak, maybe time for a can of spinach, jajajaja?

A bad day in Medellin beats most good days back in Pussy Prison US of A. And I have noticed, the off-days never seem to last more than a day, and the rebound is usually fantastic.

My fabulous finca party never materialized and I lost my deposit of slightly less than $90 USD for three people. I believe the organizers were not being duplicitous and trying to rip me off. They are a very friendly, young married couple in their early 20's, and they simply got in over their heads with their organizational and planning skills. When they told me on the day of event they were "still waiting for people to get off work to collect the money" I predicted failure and told them when you wait until the last minute to collect your cash, there will be too many no-shows, and that's exactly what happened. They say the event has been rescheduled but I won't be here. Live and learn for all of us. They typically and annoyingly message me 40-50 times per day, so I blocked their Whassap.

I am headed over to Ground Zero for a two-hour session with my GZGTG (Ground Zero Go-To-Girl). I like to be spontaneous and we have been doing somewhat different things each session. Here's an idea. I've been running lapjs on her (all three holes each session). What if we see how many laps I can run on her before she taps out?? Mouth-pussy-ass, mouth-pussy-ass, mouth-ass-pussy-ass, mouth-ass-pussy, jeje, you get the idea.

Except odds on any bet would be that this little sex machine will not tap out, jejejeje.

Keep On Keepin' On my Brother in HiJinx. The Force is strong with you, jeje.

[Mr Enternational]

I always imagined the better looking ones in the casas are getting 10-50 dicks daily (not exaggerating),

Definitely your imagination. Go sit in a casa at lunch time for 1 hour and count how many dudes come in. Then go sit in a casa when people get off work and count how many dudes come in. Then average the two peak time numbers. You really think any chick in the place is fucking from 10 to 50 guys per day? Hell even the time would not allow that. 10 1-hour sessions? The casas are not even open 10 hours.

[Surfer500]

Day 7.

Like I told earlier, if I do silly things I will tell you.

Graffiti tour in Communa 13. It was great. So many impressions. Had a guide the was only Spanish but my chicka translated some of what he was telling. 97 mil for a tour of a couple of hours. Music and art everywhere. Then we took the teleferico to Roblado where she lives. I wanted a quiet moment with her just cooling down and rest from all impressions and all walking up and down the hill. Then some amigos of her came by and they all started talking in Spanish. I wasn't able to concentrate on anything. She bought a maruiana cigarette and I had one inhale from that. Then the day started to deteriorate. I got a bit dizzy and she orderd an Indrive back to Poblado. She stayed for a while but had to go home to feed her dog. I think her plan was to go feed the dog and then go with me, but when I got dizzy she wisely just wanted me out of the barrio. Well, silly me ruining what could have been a nice night. Got to sleep alone earoy and woke up in the middle of the night with anxiety. Never moore maruiana for me.

Hasta manana.

I yam what I yam. Popeye, not making the most of this day.

Your wise not to take any more puffs. They have some weed here I think they call Crepa which is laced with a chemical. I'm not an expert on this, and I know we have some resident experts here on this, but the stuff can kick the shit out of you. I don't know if that was what they had, you may of just been wore out from your tour and perhaps the altitude.

[Eloket]

Like I told earlier, if I do silly things I will tell you.

Graffiti tour in Communa 13. It was great. So many impressions. Had a guide the was only Spanish but my chicka translated some of what he was telling. 97 mil for a tour of a couple of hours. Music and art everywhere. Then we took the teleferico to Roblado where she lives. I wanted a quiet moment with her just cooling down and rest from all impressions and all walking up and down the hill. Then some amigos of her came by and they all started talking in Spanish. I wasn't able to concentrate on anything. She bought a maruiana cigarette and I had one inhale from that. Then the day started to deteriorate. I got a bit dizzy and she orderd an Indrive back to Poblado. She stayed for a while but had to go home to feed her dog. I think her plan was to go feed the dog and then go with me, but when I got dizzy she wisely just wanted me out of the barrio. Well, silly me ruining what could have been a nice night. Got to sleep alone early and woke up in the middle of the night with anxiety. Never moore maruiana for me.

Hasta manana.

I yam what I yam, and still learning. Popeye, not making the most of this day.

[Recondite]

I had an amazing experience at Las Piscinas swingers club on my last night with my #1 girl who is a camgirl, has onlyfans and wants to be a "famous pornstar". Our trip there was completely spontaneous as we'd been talking after sex / shooting some homemade porn and she mentioned one of her biggest fantasies was to go to a swingers club. This is something I'd always been interested in as well so I proposed that we go together on the spot and lose our swinger club virginity together. We chose Las Piscinas because it has a good reputation and is located in Belen, not so far from Laureles. But there are a number of other clubs as well. The cover there was 80 k per couple on the night we went with a minimum of 70 k consumption. I spent 200 k for a half bottle of rum, coke, and cigarettes for her. They give you a locker where you leave your clothes and phones and towels to wear (as you want) in the club itself. I'd highly recommend going to Las Pisciinas or another swingers club relatively early if it's your first time. We got there around 10 pm and there was only one other couple and a single guy there. For me at least, this was a good way to explore the facilities and ease into things before things get too crazy.

Las Piscinas is split on two levels. They have a turkish bath, huge jacuzzi, bondage room, stripper poles all over the place, and other semiprivate rooms in addition to the main open space. My girl and I explored the space first. She danced for me on the pole for a while and I also went down on her in the smoking room. But we ultimately spent most of our time having sex in and around the huge jacuzzi. The weirdest part of the night for me was when a single guy came into the jacuzzi near us and was jerking off. I lost my boner at that point. But my girl is such an exhibitionist that she loved it. After a while, the place starts to fill up, mostly with other couples (there were only like 2 single guys that I saw). There is a mix ranging from attractive to unattractive. By the time we left there were four other couples having sex around us in the jacuzzi.

In any case, the experience is not for everybody but if you are comfortable with yourself and are with the right person, as was my case, it can be amazing. My girl was super happy the whole time. For long stretches, it was almost like going out to a dance club only we were having sex. I can still picture her singing along to bad bunny and carol g with a huge smile on her face as she bounced on top of me in the jacuzzi.

[JjBee62]

I just got back from Medellin and have a lot of different thoughts about my week-long trip, which was incredible. I'm going to write a few different posts instead of one longer one so people can read what interests them and skip as wanted. I'll start off with my thoughts about nonpros and approach them on Facebook. Over my trips to Medellin I've increasingly gravitated towards nonpros and semipros and away from pros since I have the best experiences with nonpro and semipro girls. I've got around 800 Facebook friends and I decided to spend the time sorting them into nonpro and pro friend groups before my trip in order to optimize my odds of meeting nonpros and semipros. I used criteria for IDing these girls I've written about previously so I won't summarize her (search my earlier posts). I ended up with a list of about 200 I thought were nonpros, messaged the 35 hottest on the list, got responses from about 12, and ended up with longer chats with eight. Of the eight I met four. I ultimately repeated heavily with my two favorites since I really enjoyed their company but could have easily seen more girls. Since I'm a fluent Spanish speaker, I talked a bit about their experiences on Facebook, why they talked to me and all as well.

First and foremost, to be clear, even average-looking girls are receiving a load of messages and a lot of messages asking for naked pics, offering them money etc. One woman I met actually showed me her Facebook and she had over 100 friend requests and a load of messages. If you are targeting a nonpro be polite, be a gentleman, come off as a normal person and ask them about their lives. The girls who I chatted with thought I was attractive based on my photos, but they all commented that they decided to meet me because I was polite to them and seemed normal. My current #1 chick (who is a cam girl so she is not a complete nonpro and I don't include her in the four above) also has stressed to me many times that she really likes me because I've always been a gentleman with her.

Secondly, be honest about what you are looking for with them. You'd be surprised what many will accept. The two chicas I spent the majority of my time with know I'm married / in an open relationship and know that they are not the only women I'm seeing and are cool with that. One of them wanted to spend my last night with me and I told her I was going to be spending it with someone else, who I'd know longer and she was cool with that too.

Your advice on being polite, treating them well, being a gentleman, applies universally. Whether she's working the street in El Centro or working in her own law firm, whatever interaction you have is improved by simply treating others well.

[Recondite]

I just got back from Medellin and have a lot of different thoughts about my week-long trip, which was incredible. I'm going to write a few different posts instead of one longer one so people can read what interests them and skip as wanted. I'll start off with my thoughts about nonpros and approach them on Facebook. Over my trips to Medellin I've increasingly gravitated towards nonpros and semipros and away from pros since I have the best experiences with nonpro and semipro girls. I've got around 800 Facebook friends and I decided to spend the time sorting them into nonpro and pro friend groups before my trip in order to optimize my odds of meeting nonpros and semipros. I used criteria for IDing these girls I've written about previously so I won't summarize her (search my earlier posts). I ended up with a list of about 200 I thought were nonpros, messaged the 35 hottest on the list, got responses from about 12, and ended up with longer chats with eight. Of the eight I met four. I ultimately repeated heavily with my two favorites since I really enjoyed their company but could have easily seen more girls. Since I'm a fluent Spanish speaker, I talked a bit about their experiences on Facebook, why they talked to me and all as well.

First and foremost, to be clear, even average-looking girls are receiving a load of messages and a lot of messages asking for naked pics, offering them money etc. One woman I met actually showed me her Facebook and she had over 100 friend requests and a load of messages. If you are targeting a nonpro be polite, be a gentleman, come off as a normal person and ask them about their lives. The girls who I chatted with thought I was attractive based on my photos, but they all commented that they decided to meet me because I was polite to them and seemed normal. My current #1 chick (who is a cam girl so she is not a complete nonpro and I don't include her in the four above) also has stressed to me many times that she really likes me because I've always been a gentleman with her.

Secondly, be honest about what you are looking for with them. You'd be surprised what many will accept. The two chicas I spent the majority of my time with know I'm married / in an open relationship and know that they are not the only women I'm seeing and are cool with that. One of them wanted to spend my last night with me and I told her I was going to be spending it with someone else, who I'd know longer and she was cool with that too.

Thirdly, I'm now more keyed in on how they dress on their profiles as a sure sign that they are nonpros. A lot of photos in normal clothes, maybe with a few in bathing suits is a great sign they are nonpro.

Fourthly, as others have said on the forum be prepared in some cases to go out on dates or to not get sex. I don't mind dates as I speak Spanish and am actively trying to learn everything I can about Colombian culture. They may even ask to bring a friend on the date, which happened to me on one case. For me, lunch / coffee and taxis are cheap so I don't mind. I had a couple who were willing to come to my apartment off the bat. I offer to cook for them as a way of getting them there without being creepy. One of those girls ended up coming to my apartment and drinking and talking with me without sex, which I didn't mind at all. She ultimately didn't have sex with me because I'm in an open relationship and she didn't like that (was even bargaining that we could be in a thruple with my wife at one point if I closed my relationship).

Fifthly, I made a great friend / got a tour guide with one girl who I decided I didn't want to sleep with. She took me to San Felix, Comuna 13, the teleferico, and shopping in centro. All I did was pay her taxis and buy her some food and drink on our site seeing excursions. Finding someone like that is a great way to see the sites.

Sixthly, you will spend money and time on dates so going with a pro may be the preferred option for some. I always paid taxis for girls and offered to pay the babysitter if they had kids. Taxis and babysitter should come out to less than 100 k in most cases. You may want to give some of them a gift too. One of my repeat girls is a baker who makes 1 million a month and is obviously struggling to get by with her family. I gave her an extra regalo after the first time I saw her and she was grateful. Later I would just pay her taxis or send a car for her and she didn't mind that either.

Finally, I learned a lot more about Colombian dating and relationships this trip. Relationship dynamics in Medellin are pretty fucked up. Its common for women to shack up at 13,14, 15 to men in their mid to late 20's (or older). Two of the women I met had long-term relationships with richer men (estrata 4) that started that way. They both were cheated on so much that they separated and now are single moms in estrata 2. This is in addition to the absentee dads (know many like that from this and previous trips), and controlling and financially manipulative relationships (this seems common with the cam girls). These chicas love honesty so much because they are so used to cheating and lies.

[JjBee62]

Never realized that what the security checks were about at the strip clubs.

I'm completely amazed by the whole idea. Who brings tuna to a strip club? What do you do if the strip club has the tankless toilets? Won't a can of tuna sink in water? How many times would you need to do this to learn that nobody thinks about checking the toilet tank?

Why bother? Sometimes the service in an establishment is bad. I don't imagine that the establishment intends to provide bad service. It's difficult to maintain a business which depends on customer service if you try to provide bad service. However, even in the best places there are times when the service sucks.

In some situations talking with a manager will improve the situation. If that's not an option walk away. If you're really disgruntled leave an honest review (one which focuses solely on the problem area, rather than one which trashes everything about the place) and, if they have a social media account, tag it.

Sabotaging the place doesn't accomplish anything. Nobody is going to connect finding a hidden can of tuna with the one time when one employee provided bad service to one customer. No manager is going to decide to focus on improving customer service because of some smelly tuna.

[GeneHickman]

Reminds me of a revenge trick I have used. When I go to a strip club with poor service I crack open a pop-top can of tuna fish and put it in the toilet tank. A few days later the whole bathroom will smell like rotten fish. For a real long time!! And no one ever checks the toilet tank! Hehe. Yes, it was me! LOL.

Never realized that what the security checks were about at the strip clubs.

[Osteoknot]

I'm not a huge fan of the quick breeze in and out lineup method of casas, especially when it comes to remembering names. They should all use numbers like that one place.

That's why I always say, bring a pen and notepad with you when you go to a casa with a real line-up. Unless you are The Amazing Kreskin, you will not be able to remember the girls, their details, and which ones you like. How you remember, track or score them, that is up to you.

[GiuseppeBonera]

Day 2 in Medellin headed to la isla. Little pricey to get in 70 k and 30 k for a beer. As far as the scene, high quality girls around 30+ at 10:30 with more showing up. I didn't like the stripers constantly asking for propina even though I was not even looking most of the (I am looking for hotel action) but was able to keep from tipping a few times saying I had just arrived. Anyway called over one Paisa and she called her friend to join also Paisa. They quoted 1. 3 million each for all night I got them down to 1 m each. Paid the 200 k exit fee for each. Again no issues getting the girls in at the Marriott no one even checked for ids and Evan ordered room service. Great session even though no BBBJ. These girls Rosalie and Sara both very hot morenas Sara more natural and Rosalie with implants good combo since they are friends.

[L00PY]

A question I have for you and centro rats is this. Is it worth spending close to 100 COP with street girls in cheap hotels as compared to spending the same amount or 110 cop in casas where you are somewhat assured of better service and class? Surroundings are quite "upscale" too so one does not feel anxious and can focus on "task" LOL.

It's a mixed bag. Casas have much better service and safety, but there's a limited lineup and severe competition during peak hours. I'm not a huge fan of the quick breeze in and out lineup method of casas, especially when it comes to remembering names. They should all use numbers like that one place.

Street girls can range widely and wildly in all ways, but there's also thrill of the hunt too. I'd say the price on the lower end for street girls is actually closer to 30 k+8 k room (compared to the 55 k in a casa) but a gringo upcharge isn't uncommon. There's a wider range and more variety in the streets too.

Well, let me give you my subjective ratings of rooms in centro stip clubs I've been (from best to worst):

Barra, Conejitas, Occidental, Nueva Avenida, Hilton.

Of the clubs I've been too, I'd agree with that rough lineup. I find the price tracks accordingly to quality too.

[Oterri]

Agree with you. Safe and clean environment is my requirement as well.

For me the biggest advantage of casas / clubs is the ease of use and the safe environment. Very low hanging fruit with minimal risk (some girl might try to still brows through your wallet while you're in the shower so be vigilant). It helps if they know you're not here for a short time, so it might be wise to drop that in the conversation.

In the strip clubs you can also sit, chill and chat up a girl before deciding. The problem eventually is that the lineups in those places are relatively stable, so for novelty one needs to try other venues (and there might be some hurt feelings when you don't go with same girl as the last time). But there is plenty of establishments here so it will take you a long time to try them all.

As for the 'upscale' surroundings. Rooms in the cheaper centro stirp clubs are pretty bad. Casas usually have nicer rooms but don't expect too much. Love motel (not a short-time fuck motel) would be probably better choice for nicer rooms..

[MaddTraveler]

Thank you very much for the excellent and simple reports. Really nice.

A question I have for you and centro rats is this. Is it worth spending close to 100 COP with street girls in cheap hotels as compared to spending the same amount or 110 cop in casas where you are somewhat assured of better service and class? Surroundings are quite "upscale" too so one does not feel anxious and can focus on "task" LOL.

So what do you guy (s) think?

As a Centro rat I'm fully qualified to answer this as well LOL. In my experience the previous answers are OK, as in it's safer in the casas w guaranteed svc if you don't want any unpleasant surprises, etc. But, if I were to choose it'd be the street all day. The main reason is the variety, more choices and most importantly less restrictions. Freelancers are always better in general, of course only if you know how to vet them property and have experience on knowing how to negotiate. Also initially my main logic was that I always imagined the better looking ones in the casas are getting 10-50 dicks daily (not exaggerating), turning mechanical after the 5th hard fuck. But when you're posting in the street or if you go early you get lucky more often with new fine honeys who has fucked yet for that day. The upsell fees are always less or free at times in the street vs the casas / clubs.

[RedKing18]

Day 5:

What do you use to schedule? I need some resources.

Thanks.