Guadalajara

[MoonShot]

Tania SC is a Twitter girl who is very good at oral sex. She fits the general mold of a Alex Agency girl, 6/7 in looks and solid performance, because she used to be an Alex girl. She has small breasts and a phat ass. She shows up on time and is friendly and aims to please. Her specialty is great oral sex. Deep throat, sloppy oral, uses her tongue well, and takes care of the balls. If you like a girl who lays her head back on the edge of the bed as you move it in and out, you will be pleased. She told me that big penis size is no problem for her. She also can perform oral for a long time, as long as you would like. The sex is good too. I had a dildo and she put on quite a show for me. I forgot to take pictures but I have videos of her playing with the dildo. I attach two still shots from the video and one shot from her Twitter account.

Her standard rate for one hour is 1000 which is great but there is also a transport charge. I stayed at Hotel Love It and the transport cost was 300. A bit high but it is what it is. Sometimes she stays at a motel and you can come to her without the transport cost. From time to time, she runs this 3 hour special for 1950 which is a great price!

I have seen her twice and would see her again.

[LovesToSploog]

That place sucks, Paloma VIP is way better. Also escorts in the USA are horrid too, how you comparing the two.

How about a review on DAnnys estetica? Escorts seem to American for me, that's what we are trying to escape LOL.

[LovesToSploog]

I wrote about this last month or this month, went in there to find out there were only two chicks working, sucks because I was with a friend. After we went to Paloma VIP and there were women gallore. The chica offered BBBJ for 500 and a hour would be 1000 so, hour plus 500 doesn't seem too bad honestly because the women are good looking there.

I walked into some esteticas to take a look but I didn't take any girls from esteticas because I prefer the GFE experience of escorts in my hotel room. Esteticas to me tend to be more business like but I can see the appeal to some guys. You walk in, select from 3-4 girls, get a CBJ and then bang away until you come. I am not trying to escape the GFE experience of an upscale escorts in America that charges $300-400 per hour. I am trying to get that GFE experience in Mexico for $60-70 for the hour. Different strokes for different folks.

[MoonShot]

Moonshot,

Andre is a very beautiful girl.

Could not find the site for Andre. Could you send a link?

This is a review of Andre from Dany's Girls agency, my favorite agency in GDL. The agency is run by a woman and I think they treat their girls nicer. She is very prompt in getting back to you and tries to accommodate your request. The agency has a good collection of girls who are attractive and provide solid performance. That has been my experience and the experience of my two friends who went with me on my trips. We were never disappointed by a girl from her agency.

I do not think it is allowed under the rules. If you search for Dany's Girls on the Internet, you should be able to find their Twitter account. Dany's Girls does not have a website. If you can't find them, you can send me a private message and I will provide contact info.

[Captain Solo]

Moonshot,

Andre is a very beautiful girl.

Could not find the site for Andre. Could you send a link?

This is a review of Andre from Dany's Girls agency, my favorite agency in GDL. The agency is run by a woman and I think they treat their girls nicer. She is very prompt in getting back to you and tries to accommodate your request. The agency has a good collection of girls who are attractive and provide solid performance. That has been my experience and the experience of my two friends who went with me on my trips. We were never disappointed by a girl from her agency.

[MoonShot]

How about a review on DAnnys estetica? Escorts seem to American for me, that's what we are trying to escape LOL.

I walked into some esteticas to take a look but I didn't take any girls from esteticas because I prefer the GFE experience of escorts in my hotel room. Esteticas to me tend to be more business like but I can see the appeal to some guys. You walk in, select from 3-4 girls, get a CBJ and then bang away until you come. I am not trying to escape the GFE experience of an upscale escorts in America that charges $300-400 per hour. I am trying to get that GFE experience in Mexico for $60-70 for the hour. Different strokes for different folks.

[Penetrador]

This is a review of Andre from Dany's Girls agency, my favorite agency in GDL. The agency is run by a woman and I think they treat their girls nicer. She is very prompt in getting back to you and tries to accommodate your request. The agency has a good collection of girls who are attractive and provide solid performance. That has been my experience and the experience of my two friends who went with me on my trips. We were never disappointed by a girl from her agency.

Andre stands out has a very beautiful girl. She is 19. She has a pretty face and a model's body with a slim build, small breasts, a flat stomach and long thin legs. I took her twice over two trips and my friend Tom took her twice.

That body is just amazing if you like slim girls with small breasts which is most guys. I just love looking at her body. She is less passionate than Yoko but still provides solid performance. Banging her doggy style is heaven.

Her blowjob is good not great but when you looked that beautiful, you get graded on a different standard. I enjoyed watching that pretty face sucking my cock. She also allows you to come in her mouth if you want.

We did a number of positions and she was active and did a good job pretending that she was having a good time. She allowed me to bang her as long as I wanted without complaint.

I was very pleased with her performance and that's why I saw her twice.

How about a review on DAnnys estetica? Escorts seem to American for me, that's what we are trying to escape LOL.

[MoonShot]

This is a review of Andre from Dany's Girls agency, my favorite agency in GDL. The agency is run by a woman and I think they treat their girls nicer. She is very prompt in getting back to you and tries to accommodate your request. The agency has a good collection of girls who are attractive and provide solid performance. That has been my experience and the experience of my two friends who went with me on my trips. We were never disappointed by a girl from her agency.

Andre stands out has a very beautiful girl. She is 19. She has a pretty face and a model's body with a slim build, small breasts, a flat stomach and long thin legs. I took her twice over two trips and my friend Tom took her twice.

That body is just amazing if you like slim girls with small breasts which is most guys. I just love looking at her body. She is less passionate than Yoko but still provides solid performance. Banging her doggy style is heaven.

Her blowjob is good not great but when you looked that beautiful, you get graded on a different standard. I enjoyed watching that pretty face sucking my cock. She also allows you to come in her mouth if you want.

We did a number of positions and she was active and did a good job pretending that she was having a good time. She allowed me to bang her as long as I wanted without complaint.

I was very pleased with her performance and that's why I saw her twice.

You get a triple review because my friend Tom took her twice and my friend John took her once. Tom said she's beautiful and allowed him to do everything he wanted. He said he had a great time. He told her he wanted to come on her face and she got on her knees and closed her eyes while he sprayed her face with his cum. He said watching her beautiful face covered with his cum was a sight to behold. It doesn't get better than that.

My friend John said she's beautiful with a great body and allowed you to do you wanted but he complained that she did not kiss with passion. I told him that he is expecting too much. We are all three times her age, average or below average in looks and out of shape. She looks like a model. She provides a good BBBJ and allows CIM and COF and you can screw her as long as you want in any position you want and he's whining that she won't kiss him with passion as if he were her boyfriend. Give me a break. Ha ha ha.

She is soft spoken and a bit quiet but when you look like the way she does, personality is not that important.

I definitely would see her again on my next trip.

Cost was 1400 for the hour plus 100 for transport. Hour and a half is 1900 plus 100 transport.

I am attaching an agency picture of her in the black dress that makes her look great along with pictures of her that I took in the room two weeks ago. Look at that body. It makes me miss her.

[MoonShot]

There is a Walmart located in Zona Centro or downtown GDL. It is your typical large Walmart with good prices on everything. If you want to stock up on supplies, take the Uber down to the Walmart and go shopping for your needs. It is about a 10-15 minute Uber ride from Hotel Love It.

Checking on my Twitter today, I got notice of a massage parlor that is very close to that Walmart. It is called Mediterraneo, located on Av Ninos Heros 970 in Zona Centro. I haven't checked it out yet because I just discovered it today and I am in America now. You can combine the two when you take the Uber. Go down to the massage parlor, take care of your business and then go shopping at the Walmart.

I attach one of their many Twitter fotos that was uploaded today. Jenny looks very nice. I blurred out the telephone number because I am not sure that it is permitted here. I would guess that the pricing is similar to the other Estetica Masculinas (them for short).

[MoonShot]

I will take on two topics today. First is the language barrier the second is picture and video taking of the girls.

I do not speak Spanish but so far on my two trips here it has not been a big problem with the girls. I know about 50 words of Spanish now. For my sessions with the girls, I try to learn a few phrases and jokes and say it in Spanish and it generally works. For the most part, however, I use the Google translation app to talk with the girls. It does not work all the time. Sometimes the data or Wi-Fi is not strong and the translation function does not work. But eventually it does work and you can do some basic conversation with the girls using the app. During sex, hand gestures usually do the trick. Everyone knows the universal gestures for blowjob and the flipping gesture for moving a girl from missionary to doggy style or vice versa.

On my two trips, none of the girls spoke English. There are some girls who do speak English but I did not select them due to looks or price. At the end of my trip Dany told me that they did have a girl on staff that spoke English. Her name is Eris if you want a girl who provides solid performance and speaks English. I did not take her but I might on my next trip for the English.

Most girls will allow pictures but not of their face. The mail out pictures of their face when they have clothes on or selfies if your face and her face but generally they don't want pictures of them naked with their faces shown. But there are some girls who show their faces on Twitter and do not mind if you take pictures of them with their faces shown.

The low light environment of hotel rooms is a factor. You would have to position the girls so they're more directly on the the lights but the best solution is daytime shooting. On my last trip I had a budget camera and the low light was a factor. On this trip I upgraded to a Google pixel 4 and the low light feature of the camera was a big help. They enhance the lighting digitally and it works. Still, natural lighting is best. When I attach pictures to my reviews, none of the pictures have been retouched, only the lighting has been enhanced due to the low lighting hotel environment.

My friends John and Tom also took pictures of the girls and the pictures tend to be blurry or do not show the girl in the best way. I am not an professional photographer and I do not spend a lot of time learning how to take great pictures but I have made some effort to take better pictures on my last trip. I have been studying sexy poses on the internet so it gives me a general idea of how to better pose a girl now.

Taking a video of the girl it's also possible with most girls but for most girls, you would have to avoid her face. I have a dildo that I had purchased for my last trip and for girls who are willing to play with toys, they are generally ok with you taking a video of them playing with the dildo as long as the angle does not show their face.

I am considering buying a face mask so that so I don't have to worry about the angle of the camera shot as much. On twitter, you see a lot of girls with face masks on to hide their face. If you bring a face mask, you should be able to take pictures of them in poses where their face is shown as long as they're wearing that mask. This also opens up the possibility of taking a video of them giving you a blowjob. I have not done that in Mexico so far but I might start doing that.

Pictures and videos are great for memories of your last trip. I enjoy looking at the pictures that I have taken and it brings back great memories.

In addition, if you take pictures you can show us on this website and we can live vicariously through you.

I am attaching three pictures of my favorite Twitter girl who is notoriously late all the time to show you how I am trying to improve my picture taking skills. She told me not to show her face so I blurred it out. I will actually review her name in a review that I will post at a later date. I was reluctant to give out her name because I am a greedy bastard who does not want you guys to hog up her time. But I recognize that she needs to pay the rent so it is best for me to give it up.

I felt the same way about the name of these agencies at first. What if they get too busy and I can't get appointments with my favorite girls? But in the end I feel that it is best to share information with this brotherhood of men because I have learned a lot from this website too. If not for this website, I would have never came to Guadalajara so I am thankful for that.

[ElAventurero]

So who wants to visit Guadalajara in January? I'm finally ready in terms of personal issues. I'm Mexican American so I speak the language fluently. However, I haven't been to Guadalajara since I was kid. So I'm kind of a newbie when it comes to visiting Guadalajara. I'm in my mid 40's, so I'm not too young nor too old. I would like to hit some of the nightclubs at night, but I definitely want to monger. Let me know.

P.S. I need to subscribe to this website.

[MoonShot]

Moonshot,

Very nice interpretations of escorts' lingo.

When they say "complacente," what do they mean?

It means that she is accommodating, that she does what you wish her to do (within her limits). For example, you want to do all these crazy positions, she will accommodate you. But if she does not allow anal and you want anal, it ain't going to happen.

Since I am posting now, I have few more phrases that you might find informative.

"Le gusta recibir oral" means that she likes to receive oral, that you can eat her pussy and she likes it when you do it. Usually that is a given for most escorts but not necessarily for them or casa girls.

"Beso Negro" refers to the black kiss or rimming. She will lick your ass. It is almost always extra and the going rate seems to be about 300. Most escorts won't offer it but some will.

"Terminacion en cara" means finish on the face or cum on face. Some will include it in the price, others will offer it as an extra. Not all escorts will allow this or CIM.

"Garganta Profunda" refers to deep throat. Some do it, some don't. A surprising number of girls are good at it.

When you follow escorts on Twitter or escort websites, you will notice that girls will offer promos from time to time. There are time sensitive promos and usually only good for certain hours, the day or the week. The promos can really save you a few bucks such as 1000 for the hour when it is normally 1300 or 1500 or specials on the hour and a half rate or the two hour rate or throwing in some extras for the hour rate such as natural oral, CIM, COF and sometimes anal (but that is usually thrown in with the longer time periods).

Finally, a number of girls do raffles which is not common in Western countries. They sell tickets for 200 to 500 pesos and the winner gets a wonderful prize such as hour and a hour with anal or 2 hours with anal or a threesome. Often they allow those who don't win to apply it to a future session. There has to be a number of tickets sold before the drawing is conducted. I don't participate in these raffles and find them a bit silly but apparently they are popular with the local customers. After all, who wouldn't want to win a two hour session with anal with a young beautiful girl for 200 pesos?

[Captain Solo]

Moonshot,

Very nice interpretations of escorts' lingo.

When they say "complacente," what do they mean?

[MoonShot]

In Mexico, the wording for a bareback blowjob is commonly referred to as "oral natural" or "oral al natural". Usually if the advertisement does not mention these words, it is a blowjob with a condom. Sometimes it is available for an extra charge. You can ask the escort whether she provides "oral natural" if it is not clear and she will tell you. Or you can inquire about the extra fee for oral natural and you will get the answer. If the fee is high, it is usually an indication that she prefers not to do it. Often the escorts say in Spanish that the oral natural is dependent on hygiene. The escorts say this so that they can refuse to do so if your penis is smelly or there are medical concerns about your penis. I have never been turned for oral natural when it is available so I don't have that problem and most men will not run into that issue if the penis is in normal condition.

The wording "relaciones ilimitadas" means you can come as many times as you want for the time period. Most escorts offer this but there may be some where it is a one shot deal. If unclear, you may ask the escorts if it is "relaciones illimitadas".

The wording "besos atascados" or "besos apasionados" refers to passionate kissing or French kissing with tongue. Most upscale escorts provide this service but some escorts do not like to kiss with tongue, just light lip kissing. If this is important to you, you can inquire about it.

Most upscale escorts offer "trato de novios" which translates to boyfriend treatment. It is what we would refer to here as GFE or girlfriend treatment. They just flip it to boyfriend treatment.

The wording "terminado en boca" refers to cum in mouth or terminate in the mouth. Some escorts offer this services. Some do not. If they offer it, they usually mention it. Sometimes there is an extra charge for this service.

Finally, for marketing purposes, some escorts like to say "hoy estoy cachonda" or some phrase involving "cachonda" which means horny. Usually they are saying "I am horny today and I need some cock" to entice customers. The meaning should be obvious, that she desires sex with men and enjoys sex. It is unclear whether escorts who say this are materially better in bed. I have not yet conducted a scientific study of girls who use this phrase versus those who do not.

I hope that you have found this post useful for your mongering endeavors in Mexico. I aim to please.

[MoonShot]

Thanks for the referral. I found her on twitter and from her photos, she does come across as having a nice personality.

Does she smoke cigarettes?

Yes, she does smoke. When I kiss her, I can smell the cigarettes. But when I stick my cock in her mouth, pussy or ass, it is not a problem. Ha ha ha. She is a sweetheart. She rolls out that 900 peso promo on a regular basis when business is slow. She has a good sense of humor and fun.