Medellin Reports

[Captain Solo]

Marquise.

Let's hope for July or sooner.

Blackthought.

Yep. I like girls with nice, tight, smooth, natural, beautiful, sexy bodies like this sweetheart in the pic, not huge girls with pumped up, bloated, lumpy, freaky-looking bodies.

Some La Isla girls looked so huge, like half sides of beef.

Meet me in HCM in July Solo!

Meet me in HCM in July Solo!

[Beobeo]

You would love Asia!

Blackthought.

Yep. I like girls with nice, tight, smooth, natural, beautiful, sexy bodies like this sweetheart in the pic, not huge girls with pumped up, bloated, lumpy, freaky-looking bodies.

Some La Isla girls looked so huge, like half sides of beef.

[Taylor707]

BlueChange;2587331]Strictly reviews.

Hey BlueChange, Appreciate these very straight forward reviews! I tried sending you a message, but your inbox is full.

[Georgest]

Quick question. I am planning a trip to Colombia and I want to see is anyone tried the self administered test by Abbott to return to the US. Avoid to fins a local testing site? Looking to by Six tests for $150 but wanted to make sure the Airline in Colombia are accepting these tests. I will flying with Avinca or Delta.

Thanks.

[Taylor707]

Taylor,

I posted critical information to help the bros stay safe.

Riffraff street guys like you probably don't give a shit about safety, but other bros do.

You should STFU and move on.

Don't be sad 😥 cause someone called you out for posting the same sh*t over and over again.

It's fine to post stuff to try and help people and I do appreciate it as well, but I don't see why you're continuously posting the same information. Are you hoping for a bunch of thank you's or people to agree with you to make you feel better?

[Osteoknot]

I don't know about most members here, but when I arrive in town, the last thing I want to do is mess around taking the bus, sharing a ride in a collectivo, and having to transfer to a taxi or bus to get where I'm going. When I arrive, I always grab a white taxi at the airport which costs 90 K which includes the tunnel peaje.

Or about $2.50 USD? I'll admit I have not seen you mention it lately, perhaps you are finally starting to comprehend the Law of Supply and Demand to some degree.

Obviously, when staying at The Nutibara Hotel, there are no transfers, you get dropped off at The Nutti's back door, which is too convenient for me to pass up. The view is better higher up in a bus, too. But hey to each his own, life is about choices and I am not suggesting anyone ever do anything different according to what I write, but decide for themselves.

You have inspired me to coin a new phrase, "situational economics." Jaja, Ostee Out.

[DonCarlos1234]

Blackthought.

Yep. I like girls with nice, tight, smooth, natural, beautiful, sexy bodies like this sweetheart in the pic, not huge girls with pumped up, bloated, lumpy, freaky-looking bodies.

Some La Isla girls looked so huge, like half sides of beef.

Captain in just 2/3 years women have embraced butt implants while also grossly overeating. But in Colombia if you count the fat ones vs the healthy ones walking the streets. I would bet you the USA and Mexico would have far higher percentages of fatties. (I know fat lives matter) Also (unfortunately) the covid made comfort food sales go thru the roof. I gained 20 lbs. LOL there should be quality control at all strip clubs. It wasn't like this 2-3 years ago.

[El Moreno 92]

I hope FB girls you are posting about have consented to you to post their pictures and FB profile names here.

Unwarranted publicity causing flooding of messages in their message box can ruin ability of other FB friends to get in touch of them.

You wasted a post dawg.

She ain't the first Facebook chica posted on here and won't be the last. Why do you care who is in her inbox when she easily avails herself to whomever request to see her? You must be hooked on her or something close.

[Kerty9]

Probably one of the most well-known of the Medellin Facebook chica mob is Kate Zuluaga (her actual Facebook name- It has been published here a few times by others).

I have seen her discussed on here and on other message boards. Rightfully so. When she gets dolled up, she can look stunning. She is a little thicker than my normal taste (I love the spinners) but she is not a gordita by any stretch of the imagination. Her funbags are big enough to TF and have fun with. One good thing about her (at least my experience) is that she is one of the coolest and pleasant to be around and she has given me ZERO problems. She doesn't beg for extra pesos or act needy. She has relieved me many times during my last trip to Medallo. She happily and without issues dropped to her knees and blew me to smithreens, the end result leaving her boca full of my babies. She has wrapped her nice tetas around my johnson and made me coat her neck and chest with babies. She got down on all fours and let me clapped her cheeks in the kitchen, the bathroom and on the balcony. One time, I smashed her from behind while she was looking in the fridge. She was outstanding. I have seen reports of her having a stank snatch. I never experienced that with her. Each time she came through, she was dolled up to the max and smelled fresh, even when her pants came off. She earned her pesos and got tipped extra for satisfying me greatly.

A few of her FB pics are attached for those who are curious (They are accurate, no cap).

I hope FB girls you are posting about have consented to you to post their pictures and FB profile names here.

Unwarranted publicity causing flooding of messages in their message box can ruin ability of other FB friends to get in touch of them.

[El Moreno 92]

Probably one of the most well-known of the Medellin Facebook chica mob is Kate Zuluaga (her actual Facebook name- It has been published here a few times by others).

I have seen her discussed on here and on other message boards. Rightfully so. When she gets dolled up, she can look stunning. She is a little thicker than my normal taste (I love the spinners) but she is not a gordita by any stretch of the imagination. Her funbags are big enough to TF and have fun with. One good thing about her (at least my experience) is that she is one of the coolest and pleasant to be around and she has given me ZERO problems. She doesn't beg for extra pesos or act needy. She has relieved me many times during my last trip to Medallo. She happily and without issues dropped to her knees and blew me to smithreens, the end result leaving her boca full of my babies. She has wrapped her nice tetas around my johnson and made me coat her neck and chest with babies. She got down on all fours and let me clapped her cheeks in the kitchen, the bathroom and on the balcony. One time, I smashed her from behind while she was looking in the fridge. She was outstanding. I have seen reports of her having a stank snatch. I never experienced that with her. Each time she came through, she was dolled up to the max and smelled fresh, even when her pants came off. She earned her pesos and got tipped extra for satisfying me greatly.

A few of her FB pics are attached for those who are curious (They are accurate, no cap).

[MarquisdeSade1]

Blackthought.

Yep. I like girls with nice, tight, smooth, natural, beautiful, sexy bodies like this sweetheart in the pic, not huge girls with pumped up, bloated, lumpy, freaky-looking bodies.

Some La Isla girls looked so huge, like half sides of beef.

Meet me in HCM in July Solo!

[Captain Solo]

Taylor,

I posted critical information to help the bros stay safe.

Riffraff street guys like you probably don't give a shit about safety, but other bros do.

You should STFU and move on.

[El Moreno 92]

It seems entire city of Medellin and it's surrounding areas are hungover as fuck from the weekend parties, and I love it because I am too. Streets are quiet, many stores are closed, people are recovering from their hangovers or are still partying it up.

On New Year's Eve, I invited my main chica and her amigas over to my apartment and made asado (bbq). Paisas usually like their meat well done, I had to teach them medium rare is the way to go with good cuts of meat. I made good use of my brand new cast iron grill. Many paisas don't eat seafood, so I oven grilled some tilapia for them to try and surprisingly came out decent hehe. Celebrated the New Year with good food, endless liquor, lots of fireworks displays viewable from my balcony, and a whole lot of pink and green (think of tussi Incredible Hulk style hehe) powder.

We partied till 7 am and called it a night / morning. I did get a chance to fuck my main girl in between the ongoing party, definitely had to start the New Year with a good bang hehe. I leave in a couple days, and seeing the crazy ass traveling mess I hope I can make it home smoothly. Good thing about having my own place, I get to leave all my shit here and just go with a backpack. It's also nice to not have to worry about booking an airbnb or hotel during peak season. Anyways, I'll def be in Medellin again for Christmas / New Years. I'm starting to feel more like a local than a visitor each time I come back. Chino paisa out!

On side note, my 2 well travelled younger sisters (one in her 20's and other in 30's) and their friends now want to visit Medellin after my recent apartment acquisition. I told them I don't stay in Poblado, my area is not suited for gringas or chinitas hehe. They said the more local, the better. Fucking great. I'm still going to put their asses in an airbnb in Poblado or Laureles. I can't have them staying in my bachelor fuck pad hehe.

You bought a condo here in MDE?

[El Moreno 92]

You can narrow it down by city. It is Mara. I think you maybe too late. She probably is bombarded with friend requests.

I misspelled her Facebook first name. It is.

"María Estefanía".

My bad.

[RiceRocket99]

It seems entire city of Medellin and it's surrounding areas are hungover as fuck from the weekend parties, and I love it because I am too. Streets are quiet, many stores are closed, people are recovering from their hangovers or are still partying it up.

On New Year's Eve, I invited my main chica and her amigas over to my apartment and made asado (bbq). Paisas usually like their meat well done, I had to teach them medium rare is the way to go with good cuts of meat. I made good use of my brand new cast iron grill. Many paisas don't eat seafood, so I oven grilled some tilapia for them to try and surprisingly came out decent hehe. Celebrated the New Year with good food, endless liquor, lots of fireworks displays viewable from my balcony, and a whole lot of pink and green (think of tussi Incredible Hulk style hehe) powder.

We partied till 7 am and called it a night / morning. I did get a chance to fuck my main girl in between the ongoing party, definitely had to start the New Year with a good bang hehe. I leave in a couple days, and seeing the crazy ass traveling mess I hope I can make it home smoothly. Good thing about having my own place, I get to leave all my shit here and just go with a backpack. It's also nice to not have to worry about booking an airbnb or hotel during peak season. Anyways, I'll def be in Medellin again for Christmas / New Years. I'm starting to feel more like a local than a visitor each time I come back. Chino paisa out!

On side note, my 2 well travelled younger sisters (one in her 20's and other in 30's) and their friends now want to visit Medellin after my recent apartment acquisition. I told them I don't stay in Poblado, my area is not suited for gringas or chinitas hehe. They said the more local, the better. Fucking great. I'm still going to put their asses in an airbnb in Poblado or Laureles. I can't have them staying in my bachelor fuck pad hehe.