Medellin Reports

[KindAn]

Hitting Medellin in a few hours. Going to do a bit of late night mongering. Let me know if anyone wants to join. It's my second time in Colombia but first in Med! I've previously not written as many reports (tend to hang with ISGers and share experiences) but I'll do my best to give something back this time. PMs are open, would've been rich with the BTC I spent on the sub.

[AtlNightmare]

I won't write every single day and every single episode but summarize best I can of the two weeks in Medellin. My first time, no Spanish and I was solo.

1. The place: I stayed at the orange suites an entire apartment with full kitchen $65 per day (Pobalado) central to everywhere and walking distance from Parque Lleras, Gustos, and any other night club in Poblado. Guest friendly (up to four people allowed with Cedula) can spend the night or whatever floats your boat with 24 hour security and zero hassle for guest. Coffee shops, nice restaurants, and stores all on the same street and neighborhood. Staff was cool not much English but we made it work no complaints here.

2. The chicas: I was there 14 days and had 19 chicks ranging from 19 to oldest 25. I went the FB route but 3 were from walk-ups at Parque Lleras. The one thing I can say is that I was on a streak of GFE and no condoms (if that is what you are into I am) but just as a heads up I was told by this forum and it is true to ask up-front when talking to the girls so there won't be any misunderstandings because I did have some. I paid a little more a couple of times (for no condom) but looking back could have been a hustle because why would you do it for more money? If you don't do it then you don't but negotiating upfront with original price will stop all of that. I averaged 250 -300 mil for the FB chicks the Parque Lleras girls was 200 mil each time. I tried to make it a variety of girls Buenos Aires, Belo, north, south, dark, light and in between. I was able to do that and it was pretty easy because I find out that every chick could be had it was mind-blowing for me. I don't drink liquor but I will tell you to have a bottle of vodka, Jose, Corona and a bag of those bum bum suckers and that is a hoe kit LOL the chicks love it. I can cook so I would have something made and they love to eat also and that was cheaper than taking them out (but do you). I never had any spend the night out of all the girls I think one got me for 200 mil I could never find it after she left. It was the first girl I had when I got there 19 and drop dead beautiful to me but was slipping did not put it in my safe. Besides that of my own making every chick was straight up and did any and everything I asked them to do. My MO was to make them shower when they got there they all loved to dance naked and I took pictures and selfies with them and the whole time talking or whatever everyone naked no one had a problem not even one (so the paying for pictures never happened to me). I had a threesome that was fucking awesome and nasty that I told myself would do in Medellin was not really a turn-off but they were both doing snorting that pink stuff and I am not down with it myself but I am not opposed to whoever do it. Obviously it put them on a cloud because I have not seen that much dick sucking, ass licking and pussy eating in my life time LOL it was 500 mil plus taxi so 550 mill. The chicks stayed anywhere from 2 to 4 hours when they asked how long I always said an hour or so no chick ever stayed just an hour. Centro was a little ahead of my speed and experience meaning you have to be a vet with a good eye because everything is moving so fast down there. I went twice but could not grasp the right way to go about it and I seen a lot of bottom barrel chicks IMO but I was walking fast and that is just what I seen. I know it can't be like that because too many brothers here swear on Centro I just did not see it when I went. One of my biggest regrets is not going to parque Lleras more I went the last four nights I was there (was locked in on the FB chicks) my God that place is very surreal I did not expect what I seen and you can have your pick of the litter and unlike facebook you see what you dealing with in the flesh and it is cheaper a win win (hey you live and you learn). So I will be a regular at Lleras next time I promise it is so worth it. I went to Gustos and the chick said 300 she was bad so I said cool then she said it was $300 USD for an hour so I kindly brought her the drink she was drinking said no thank you and got the hell out that club will not go back. Honest she was not any more beautiful than the facebook or Lleras girls so I have no idea why gusto girls think that shit will fly but I guess they do catch there man every now and then but was not going to be me. I did not do La Isla as many times as I said I would I did not, nor any Casas I will be back October and will be better educated and versed on Medellin and will do them both. I went to Cartagena for a weekend and did not like it at all I wrote on here why so no need to detail here. I can't imagine any other place better than Medellin for mongering myself I have not been every where but it will be hard pressed to convince me that it is a land with that many beautiful girls with beautiful natural bodies and angels faces for the taking and for the price to be better (maybe Brazil but I doubt cheaper). I will be back October 27th for two weeks again and I can not wait. FYI this time I will know at least conversational Spanish it will be a way better enjoyment speaking the language. You can get by, have fun, enjoy yourself, fuck a 1000 chicas and navigate the city without it but it will be times 3 million to learn at least the basics of Spanish and that I will do and be prepared when I go back. Thank you a trillion times to this forum it is spot on and I implore all newbies to Medellin to heed it's message because it will prepare you if you read and follow.

[Oterri]

I will be in MDE for the first time and would love to have a wingman show me the casas in El centro and some other fun places. Just looking for sex, nothing else. But how do I find such a wingman. English speaking of course? Please PM me any suggestions if you don't want to post publicly.

TIA.

[SureMan]

My advice to you is to stay out of pablado and come to el centro. Tuns more good looking girls and a fraction of the price. At night they also to to pablado. There is cheap housing here and eneough gringos to talk with, if you roll that way. I personaly try to stay out of botero.

Pm me for more infor. Il show you the ropes in the day time. Where to eat, places to avoind if your squimish. But everything is here, your wildest fanticies come true here.

If your good looking and dress well, your a sure in, if your older and dress like a colombian, its a bit more expensive once you open your mouth. Just saying.

Hi I will surely contact you I want to come fir the Easter weekend.

That is when I will have time.

Sureman.

[Lefeu]

...Now if your flying in for a short vacation and have a decent budget, Parque Lleras is an incredible 4-5 day romp where you can get almost anything you want. Maybe no 9-10's, but plenty of willing 7-8's. I personally love Parque Lleras and have never messed with the FB scene at all, so I can't comment on that. Strip clubs of Medellin are fun too, though on my last trip, the girls seemed a little less attractive, however still an awesome time.

Yes, that's me. I go to Medellin / Cartagena for 2 weeks at a time, sometimes 3. I find Parque LLeras to be a treasure. A great addition to my FB girls. I also visit, once in a while, Fase Dos and La Isla.

[Knowledge]

Today was the day of the swinger event. I believe she is planning future events. Zandaly and Aventura are not the same casa. The swinger event took place at Aventura. Aventura is at the address I provided. It also operates as a traditional casa. I believe I also shared the telephone number. You can call or visit for further details. Zandaly of course also operates as a traditional casa.

What is she offering? I looked for Zandaly on the map, but it is at a different address then you listed.

[John Clayton]

...P.S. Please tell me you don't wear socks with those sandals. Wink.

In Berkeley, for sure -- it's our uniform!

[TuneFor]

Hi guys,

Does somebody maybe knows where I can do Covid test on Sunday.

Full report on Colombia trip soon, still ongoing.

Cheers.

[Paulie97]

I was touring through old (formal) colonial towns in Mexico in February, and it was obvious that I was the only man in shorts and sandals. I asked the front desk clerk in Morelia if I was the only man in the entire city dressed ilike that. He got super embarassed and flustered, saying, 'Oh no, sir, I have seen others sometimes before'. I said, 'in another word, none except maybe a begger'. He was more embrassed, so I said, 'okay, I will now disguise myself as a native of your city like this', putting on a ballcap and mirrored shades. That got a laugh out of him.

Point is, I'm a 6' 6" 210 lbs, old white man. I decided many years ago, there is no blending in (excepting possibly northern europe). I wear shorts and sandals even in downtown Bogota, Buenos Aires, and Mexico City, 'cause my legs are too long and my feet hurt.

So maybe you can't blend in so well, so why look like a clueless novice on top of that? Being 6'6" and elderly is unavoidable. The latter is avoidable, irrespectible of your anecdote.

P.S. Please tell me you don't wear socks with those sandals. Wink.

[JohnBeagle]

Escort agencies are actually closer to real than other parts of the world, the of corse take their cut but that seems Ok with you.

Thanks.

Yeah the idea of watching my drinks too much feels like it could ruin my mood, esp since I plan to be high as well.

I've looked into older posts on escort agencies and it seems that the best move is to compare all ads with reviews on "catador prepagos Colombia".

Websites to use seem to be pasionprepagos and mileroticos, maybe lacelestina. Co (but those are more expensive).

[John Clayton]

...Best to blend in as much as possible.

I was touring through old (formal) colonial towns in Mexico in February, and it was obvious that I was the only man in shorts and sandals. I asked the front desk clerk in Morelia if I was the only man in the entire city dressed ilike that. He got super embarassed and flustered, saying, 'Oh no, sir, I have seen others sometimes before'. I said, 'in another word, none except maybe a begger'. He was more embrassed, so I said, 'okay, I will now disguise myself as a native of your city like this', putting on a ballcap and mirrored shades. That got a laugh out of him.

Point is, I'm a 6' 6" 210 lbs, old white man. I decided many years ago, there is no blending in (excepting possibly northern europe). I wear shorts and sandals even in downtown Bogota, Buenos Aires, and Mexico City, 'cause my legs are too long and my feet hurt.

[GeneHickman]

Hi,

I'm new to all of this and I've been browsing the forum for a few days. Thanks for valuable info.

I'm wondering why isn't Parque Lleras discussed a bit more? It's all FB, centro or casas.

I'm a younger guy with fairly flexible budget (alone in Medellin, very little Spanish), I'm not sure I want to spend time on FB (long deleted), nor do I really want to go to centro or visit any casas.

Is there a real downside to parque Lleras chicks? What kind of prices should I expect? I've looked into escort services and I will try some, but I generally don't trust photos (and immediate responses at 3 am suggest that some guy is managing the ads). I walked through parque Lleras and I could see myself choosing some of the chicas.

But they do always hang in pairs. Is that something to look out for? I don't have good experiences with bringing two unknown chicas.

I assume the risk of getting scoped is higher? My hotel does check cedulas (and charge a guest fee, but I don't really care about additional 20 $ and I've been very decent with tipping the reception).

Thanks.

Lleras is just another option for those that want click and choose. You can also take them for a drink nearby and discuss the deal a bit and see if you vibe. Would not take more than 1 at a time, risks go up exponentially, be straight up about things with them, whatever you are asking they have heard that and more. Yes scoping risk is prolly more there and on tinder. Hotel checking cedula, letting the chica know that the reception needs you to walk her in and out, and not letting your drink out of sight, and locking up your valuables are the 3 most useful tings you can do to reducing the risk.

Escort agencies are actually closer to real than other parts of the world, the of corse take their cut but that seems Ok with you.

[GeneHickman]

I was considering this. Slacks, dress shoes, button down, simple watch, like I'm going to a dinner party. I typically dress like that anyways, but I was worried it would make me an obvious mark.

Better a regular jeans, no brand name trainer shoes, T shirt, no watch. You aren't there to impress the broads, only to buy some pussy. Best to blend in as much as possible.

[MadMax9336]

A bit about me: young man from the Midwest. Never mongered abroad, but have done a far share stuff the good ole' USA.

I land in Medellin from Cartagena at around 3 pm. I know it's expensive to use Hotel M's cab service, but I was so tired from traveling (I've been on the road for 5 weeks), just having a driver with my nametag at the airport exit made it worth the cost IMO.

I arrive at the Mansion. At first, a bit underwhelmed. Like others have said on this form, the Mansion is a bit run down and the rooms are pretty bare bones. Further, I was a bit uncomfortable just hanging around because most of the other guests were a-lot older. I won't give my exact age, but I am likely one of the younger ones of this form. Further, I am part Asian and can't grow facial hair, so I look a-lot younger than I actually am.

I order some Rappi food to quell my stomach and go to bed around 5 am with an ambien.

I am glad you enjoyed your first day / night.

I felt the same experience like you are having at Hotel M. First of all it gave me gasping of my breath while waling uphill twice due mistaken address, despite I am in mid 40's (may be I need to cut down my smoking).

Secondly I went during the day time to check on and felt uncomfortable with the ambiance. Filthy pool, construction (few weeks back) dust, different levels of steps. The beds are really cheap not even mid firm which will sure give me back pain.

Short story, I cancelled my stay and ended up continuing my Sheraton and glad I took that decision.

No issues of getting chicas due to constant FB messages and the more they are after me, the less they are ready to accept. I even paid 100 k for one chic, rest of them pretty much 150 k and few of them taxi.

Regarding tussi, weed, most of the chics that I saw are having it. I was bit surprised to see one chic is normal when entering into the room and after 10 minutes (I asked her to take shower) in washroom she is high clouds. Well I was bit sad to hump them when they are high as they don't know what they are doing.

Anyways, few chics offered me the pink shit. I did not even touched and politely rejected despite they were giving me all the positive vibe.

Only once I dragged weed and felt really uneasy and kept me quite until it got over me. Not sure if its the kind of weed I took it or in general my boday cannot accept the any kind of drug.

Anyways, I felt sad to see so many girls spoiling their lives being high on pink and other drugs. In the end had memorable trip and cannot wait to come back (I still carried 300 k with me instead of converting back into CAD).

Cannot wait to see your reports and if possible the pics of the chics.

[Surfer500]

I have had global entry for close to 6 or 7 years. It helps a lot if you don't check luggage. If you do check luggage, then all the time you gained with passport control is lost waiting for your luggage. I find it difficult to take long trips to other countries without lugging a suitcase.

I normally don't travel any more with checked luggage for that very reason, and have Global Entry as well.

To get around having checked luggage, besides having a large carry on, I also bring a large supermarket bag filled with stuff that fits under the seat, hence I don't need to check luggage, at least to Colombia, but for further destinations / longer trips, such as to Asia, I end up checking a suitcase. Your such a zombie when you land after travelling so long that an extra hour doesn't even register. And for Asia, I bring a coffee maker and ground coffee and sugar. It can be very challenging at times to get good coffee in Asia, hence I bring everything to brew coffee which may sound odd to some, but I'm sure others here can relate to what I am saying.

Another thing I have experienced is that if you fly on COPA into Medellin, and this was when I used to check luggage, if your flying business class, is that they position your luggage in the cargo hold so that it comes off first, hence there is typically little to no wait.

MDE airport is super efficient for luggage, and for those sitting near the exit immigration can be a breeze if your the only plane clearing Customs.

On my flight here a month ago, I flew business class from LAX, and within 60 minutes of the plane landing, I was thru immigration and at my place. I can remember before the tunnel it would take a lot longer.

Regardless, Global Entry for re-entry into the USA is the way to go, especially at problematic airports like FLL, where it can take upwards of two hours to get thru immigration.