FKK Artemis - Berlin

[PayForIt]

Artemis is not a very good club. The staff and women are rude. I suspect that this rudeness is because Artemis caters, mainly, to tourists. The guests are first and last time visitors. Therefore, there is little incentive to give good service. If you approach an Artemis woman in a decent manner, you can expect rude treatment.

Sorry just have to disagree. When were you last there? How often have you been? Please identify the names of those who you say were rude to you. Artemis is a great club and IMHO it's getting better. LU last week was really very good. Bar staff were friendly, as were the two receptionists. I didn't get any rude treatment from anyone. I notice you have 4 posts in total. Are you affiliated with another club perhaps?

It's better not to post wholsale generalisations without some specific evidence to back them up.

[Hessen Bub]

Where in Prague, there are no FKK like Artemis there in Prague.

No? http://www.saunaclub.cz/.

HB.

[Mac75]

Yes all the Artemis ladies are pimped out, the pimps are kind enough to let many of the ladies drive 70 k Mercs & BMW's.

Last time I was at Artemis I arrived at 10.55 am just before it opened, there was one other guy standing outside waiting to go in. When the place opened at 11.00 me and this other guy were the only two customers in the door. However the car park was still half full, all with nice Audi, BMW & Mercs, even a Bentley was there. So I assume these cars belong to the girls that are working there and stayed overnight.

[Jerboa]

One should check the Artemis GOOGLE REVIEWS. A constant theme in the GOOGLE REVIEWS is that the women working at Artemis are rude.

I suspect this rudeness is because many women do not want to work at a bad place such as Artemis. The women at Artemis are often forced to work.

At Artemis by a pimp. These women only work enough to satisfy the low demands of a pimp. Read the GOOGLE REVIEWS and stay away.

Yes all the Artemis ladies are pimped out, the pimps are kind enough to let many of the ladies drive 70 k€ Mercs & BMW's.

[Nooky Ninja]

One should check the Artemis GOOGLE REVIEWS. A constant theme in the GOOGLE REVIEWS is that the women working at Artemis are rude.

Ah -er - 2 simple questions I cannot seem to get Google to make answers:

1. Have you personally ever been to Artemis?

2. Did you have a perhaps just slightly shitty time-just making wild guessing here?

Maybe you could report on this based upon your own personal experience vs. speculations of Internet "truth"?

A few very good direct reports last week - obviously these senior members were on drugs and or the payroll of Pimps R Us.

[SuppenHuhn]

Your posts are ridiculous, ThongLove. Are you the new HB.

Artemis has long queues to work there. The women want to work at this place because of best possibilities to earn much money.

Pimps belong to redlight scene partially but at Artemis not more than at other places.

[ThongLove]

Hello Mr Ho,

One should check the Artemis GOOGLE REVIEWS. A constant theme in the GOOGLE REVIEWS is that the women working at Artemis are rude.

I suspect this rudeness is because many women do not want to work at a bad place such as Artemis. The women at Artemis are often forced to work.

At Artemis by a pimp. These women only work enough to satisfy the low demands of a pimp. Read the GOOGLE REVIEWS and stay away.

[ThongLove]

+1.

Was last time some years ago at Artemis. Line up and service level similar like Palace and below the other big Frankfurt clubs. Low service level at Artemis has almost nothing to do with girls nationality but with client structure (many tourists) and that Artemis has no competition through other clubs.

Artemis has little competition and the result is poor service. Berlin is the largest city in Germany. Berlin has, however, only a few FKK clubs. Artemis can get away with poor service because: (1) the lack of other FKK clubs; sex clubs; etc. and, (2) the fact that most people visiting Artemis are tourists. Tourists are first and last time customers. Therefore, the women and the club do not depend on repeat business. If you give a polite Hello, to a woman at Artemis, one can expect to get a rude response. Some of the women at Artemis are sex traffic victims who only work there because some pimp forces her to work at Artemis. Stay away from Artemis. Tourist trap.

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[ThongLove]

Artemis is not a good club. One problem with Artemis is that Berlin has few clubs to go to. Since Artemis has little competition, the bad business can get away with rude service. The service is better in Frankfurt because the clubs have to compete with each other.

[Mr Ho]

Artemis is not a very good club. The staff and women are rude. I suspect that this rudeness is because Artemis caters, mainly, to tourists. The guests are first and last time visitors. Therefore, there is little incentive to give good service. If you approach an Artemis woman in a decent manner, you can expect rude treatment.

Where in Prague, there are no FKK like Artemis there in Prague.

[PayForIt]

Does anyone know if Artemis is the only club with a gym?

I've asked this question before and have been told it is. But I was recently at Sharks and met a guy from the UK who said he'd been in a gym in either Planet Garden? Or somewhere near there Villa something? I've not been to either but he said they were good. Others who travel around in cars will know those clubs and might known if they have a gym. I'd also like to know the answer for certain.

[ThongLove]

Artemis is not a very good club. The staff and women are rude. I suspect that this rudeness is because Artemis caters, mainly, to tourists. The guests are first and last time visitors. Therefore, there is little incentive to give good service. If you approach an Artemis woman in a decent manner, you can expect rude treatment.

[DukesFord]

Does anyone know if Artemis is the only club with a gym?

[PayForIt]

Great report PFI!


After this I had no intention to have more sex before I left for my flight, but then I saw her Helena or is it Heather? (Mol) as PFI wrote in his report. Unfortunately I could only stay 30 min with this very beautiful woman. We had a very good time in the room, she described my tongue as the ultimate sextoy for girls!! She said she has been working at Artemis on and off for three years but I have never seen her before! But will definitely repeat if I have the chance!

On this visit to Artemis I did see many girls I haven't seen before and most of them with natural looks. I would say 75% of the girls had natural boobs on these days so to say Artemis is only older girls with silicone is utter nonsense, but I like silicone so I wouldn't mind a few of them getting enhancements!!

I'll return the compliment Toxteth. A really good report. Great to see the LU at Artemis changing and becoming fresh. Heather is certainly very pretty and sweet in and out of the room. I have had one session with Marisol before. Your comment on Anni made me smile. Pure coincidence that I was at Scandalo last night and filed a report today about the best performing girl I've had in all my years doing this. A Cuban, Fabianna, body builder but very feminine and could do the splits whilst fucking your cock. Full legs behind ears in mish. Incredible body, great session. You really should try her. As for Anni. Despite going to Scandalo more than any other venue in the World I'm still to meet her! Apologies to all Artemis members for the little deviation to Malaga which I hope can be forgiven given the extensive reports from Toxteth and I this week on the improved LU and some great performers in Artemis.

[Member #4469]

Great report PFI!

Arrived at 5 pm on Sunday there were already a decent number of girls at the club. Almost immediately I found one of my favorite girls at Artemis, Akira (thai) in the lounge, she told me she has just arrived after one month vacation so I jumped at the chance to be with her.

Of to the room upstairs 1. 5 h with two pops. Very friendly girl with lots of kissing, DATY, BBBJ and squirting! All you can ask for in terms of GFE! I made her squirt a few times, she said it normally never happens but maybe because this was her first session after her vacation she was extra sensitive!? Great girl! Super service! Only downside she is often booked for many hours, so she is not easy to get hold of!! Highly recommended!

After this great start of the evening I went to the saunas for some much needed recuperation. After a little while I felt ready for another session, ran into Tara (Rom) in the stairs, we talked for a few minutes so there wouldn't be any surprises in the room. She has blond shoulder length hair with modest enhanced breast. Agreed on one hour at first she was not so keen on kissing but after I had her coming hard two times in DATY she became very easy-going and the rest of the session was very GFE. She had 'new' tits so they were very sensitive and therefore not grip friendly yet! Will definitely repeat!

Third and final session on Sunday was Carrie (Bul) 30 min, I have been with her a few times before, last time a couple years ago, unfortunately we don't have such a good chemistry. She is in my opinion one of the prettiest girls at Artemis with a great body and a matching beautiful face with blond hair at the moment (she used to be a brunette). Nice session with DATY, BBBJ and sex. Amazing you can have sex with such a beautiful girl for 60 euro.

Monday, arrived 2 pm at this hour Artemis is quiet which I think is nice because it's not noisy and smoky and absolutely no stress. Had some breakfast and then found Kisha (Ger / Bra) she really has a killerbody with brown curly hair. We have met each other before and we have a good chemistry, meaning we can talk about anything and the sessions (yes I had 2 one hour sessions) become very intense, absolutely GFE, I could become addicted to her!!

After two sessions with Kisha I met a black girl called Marisol (DR) started of in the kino downstairs then of to the rooms, nice girl but only light kissing so decided to only stay 30 min with her. Not sure I will repeat.

The food was not good this day so decided to go out for dinner (Saigon Green in Kantstrasse, very good Vietnamese) and come back later that evening. I was very tired when I returned, if I haven't left things in my locker I shouldn't be back that day, but I wanted to session with Akira but she was prebooked for the whole night, disappointment! Wasn't in the mood for any surprises so went with Madison (Rom?) mainly because I know she is second to none in the art of BBBJ! She is truly amazing! I even get her to squirt during DATY! She is the only one except Anni (Scandalo, Malaga) who has ever squirted during DATY with me!

Tuesday, Started of with breakfast and a session with Kisha again!! Magnificent!!

Found Kiki (Cam) a sexy black girl we had a session for 30 min with fairly good sex but no real connection so decided to stop after 30 min without any pop. Three days with so much sex its not easy to come. Decided it was time to relax in the sauna and swim for a while to get back into action a couple of hours later. Aksena (Bul) then found me on the sofas downstairs at the stair, I can't say no to her, because we have been with each other many times before. Totally GFE for 30 minutes, she is almost as skillful as Madison with her mouth so I had no problem to finish with her!

After this I had no intention to have more sex before I left for my flight, but then I saw her Helena or is it Heather? (Mol) as PFI wrote in his report. Unfortunately I could only stay 30 min with this very beautiful woman. We had a very good time in the room, she described my tongue as the ultimate sextoy for girls!! She said she has been working at Artemis on and off for three years but I have never seen her before! But will definitely repeat if I have the chance!

On this visit to Artemis I did see many girls I haven't seen before and most of them with natural looks. I would say 75% of the girls had natural boobs on these days so to say Artemis is only older girls with silicone is utter nonsense, but I like silicone so I wouldn't mind a few of them getting enhancements!!