San Jose General Reports

[Julio Frippo]

I can't disagree with Mr. jetsetter concerning the beauty of Columbian women in general. Even so, unless one equates beauty with excellent sex, I stand my ground that Columbians are no better in the sack than other women. Generalizations about almost any culture is usually all in the mind of the beholder. Hell ,when i was a kid I was convinced that oriental womens pussies ran horizontially across their body instead of verticle. And please. some of you old timers don't come back with that age old answer to the oriental horizontal pussy question "it all depends on how you look at it."

[Mr Jetsetter]

Can't say I've ever spent any time with any Columbian women, so I can't really comment on Julio Frippo's expert commentary. I can say I have dallied with approximately 50 or so lovely Colombian ladies, or Colombianas, in my day, most of them at Campo Alegre on the island of Curacao and a handful of takeouts from the Del Rey. I'm no expert, but if I had to chose the countries that produce the most beautiful ladies in the world, Colombia would easily be in my top three. Interestingly enough, the Colombianas on their 3-month stint in Curacao were almost uniformly sweet and fun to be around. Their counterparts from the Del Rey generally much more hardened and "professional." I confess I have never been to Colombia, so again I need to state that I am hardly an expert here.

[Junky11]

What is it with the attraction for Columbian women here and on the CRT site? Having been to CR twice (will return in August) and having experienced a few Columbians along with a variety of other Hispanic type females, I ask, WTF is the big deal. The Columbians I had were not any better or worse than the Tica's, Nica's and others I have experienced. The Columbians didn't have two pussies, two mouths or two assholes. I think all of the hype about Columbians has convinced many that they are better sexually than other woman. Get real. There is certainly is a difference in how a women will preform on any given night but it has nothing to do with nationally. As my Uncle Duke was fond of stating; a pussy is a pussy, even if it's on a cow! And before any wise ass comments that the problem might be my dick, forget it, according to the latest Gallup ***** poll coming out of CR, 90% of the woman I screwed were completely satisfied, the other 10% said they were Tranies so they weren't sure because I screwed them before they completed their sex change operations.

Keep smiling!

I could not disagree more. Columbians are the hottest women south of the border.

[MexMale]

San Jose is a great place to go for 4-5 days. Anything more than that gets rather boring. Unless you hook up with a girl for a few days.

I couldn't agree with you more. The P4P is good, but you also need to take in the sights.

My travel buddy and I recently spent a week there. In addition to beautiful women from all over the Caribbean, we found a country that is very tourist-friendly and filled with natural attractions.

Our trip got off to a rough start, as we were greeted by Tropical Storm Alma. Every time we'd go out we'd get soaked despite the umbrellas. Luckily, we were staying at the Hemingway Inn (Ave. 9 at Calle 9) a couple of blocks from the action.

Our first stop was New Fantasy right down the hill. About a dozen girls sitting in sofas on the other side of a one-way mirror. My friend chose the best looking one, a slim morenita with long legs, long black hair and a very nice face. I went for attitude and grabbed a Tica named Pati with a yellow dress and curves.

The set up is a bit, ah... communal. After we went up to our room we shed our clothes, wrapped ourselves in towels and went back downstairs for a shower and sauna. There were two couples in the shower stalls so we had to wait in line. I wish they had more privacy. On to the sauna and back to the room for a lengthy session with a girl that doesn't mind small-talk and getting lovey-dovey. I'd give Pati a 7 for looks but a 9 for effort and attitude. Cost:45

Spent most of the night drinking at the Sportsman's Lodge up the hill on Ave. 9 and the next morning at Zona Blue. What a bevy of beauties. Ticas, Nicaraguans, Dominicans and even one Cubana. Her name is Laura, she's a green-eyed bleach blonde who likes to play with a vibrating toy during the sessions. She was a bombshell in every respect and left me exhausted on the table while she kept playing with her thing. I'm not clear how she wound up in CR, I'm just glad she's there. Cost: 53.

My friend and I spent a couple of nights at Del Rey. He has a thing for Colombianas and left with company both nights. I didn't see anyone who made me fall in love, so I mainly enjoyed the view and drank.

Went back to Zona Blue early afternoon and sessioned with a young Nicaraguan named Jeni (Jessee?). She looked hot in her short blue skirt but was a bit mechanical. Still, she made up for it with her looks and little-girl demeanor. Cost: 53

As the storm subsided my friend and I decided to book an extended tour of Arenal and Jaco. Set off early and spent the morning taking pictures of the volcano and the afternoon at the thermal pools in Tabacon. It was great. Then our guide drove us three hours to a small hotel behing Chiquita's Bar near the beach in Jaco.

It was a Saturday night, but the Beatle Bar was kind of slow. Sure, there were at least 40 women, but they seemed a bit lethargic. As the night wore on and they realized the previous nights' storms had kept most visitors away, a few of them started to work the floor. Numbers were in our favor and my friend quickly got a petite, big-eyed Dominican morena back to the room. He's a hard-core haggler. 50 he said. I was talking to a Colombian named Karen, but I got a bad vibe and moved on to a table where three girls were talking and drinking coke. I didn't get the prettiest one, but the one with the best attitude. Veronica, a Nicaraguan, didn't even start at cien. We settled on .6 and went back to my hotel. It was good, but without A/C in the room it was a steamy affair. She let me take pictures but asked me not to post them.

It's hard to be down here and not take in the nature. I spend most of the next day at Jaco playing with the waves, walking on the sand and sampling the food. On the way back our guide stopped at a bridge where you can see crocodilles (alligators?) sunbathing on the banks of a river under a bridge.

Went back to San Jose and Del Rey, where my friend hooked up again and I won $30 on the slot machines. Walked over to Key Largo where I spent the night talking to a cute bartendress named Aurora. Turns out she already has an American boyfriend, so I went home empty handed, slept a little and paid another visit to Laura at Zona Blue to cap the trip. It'll be hard to ever forget her big, green eyes and killer smile.

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[Julio Frippo]

What is it with the attraction for Columbian women here and on the CRT site? Having been to CR twice (will return in August) and having experienced a few Columbians along with a variety of other Hispanic type females, I ask, WTF is the big deal. The Columbians I had were not any better or worse than the Tica's, Nica's and others I have experienced. The Columbians didn't have two pussies, two mouths or two assholes. I think all of the hype about Columbians has convinced many that they are better sexually than other woman. Get real. There is certainly is a difference in how a women will preform on any given night but it has nothing to do with nationally. As my Uncle Duke was fond of stating; a pussy is a pussy, even if it's on a cow! And before any wise ass comments that the problem might be my dick, forget it, according to the latest Gallup ***** poll coming out of CR, 90% of the woman I screwed were completely satisfied, the other 10% said they were Tranies so they weren't sure because I screwed them before they completed their sex change operations.

Keep smiling!

[Nortelx]

One got pissed at me during Rummy because I hit on 16 (dealer showed King) and took a 6 that the guy needed for Rummy.

The proper play would have been to surrender (if you only had 2 cards), that made it a double mis-play to the Tico.

[Rzoll77]

I would like to know where in CR you purchased V for .75$?

It is more like between 2$ and 15$ a pop.

A few insiders here in CR are selling generic C 20mg for 3$. A great deal.

[G Without Bush]

How hard is it to get Cialis or Viagra here?

Very simple, enquired at all farmacias.

Price varies from $0.75 to $15 a pop.

[Project]

I visited San Jose last week. I had been there a couple of times more than 5 years ago.

Flew in from Atlanta and made it through customs pretty good. The luggage belt delayed us, but a quick taxi ride to the Morazon made up for it. My room was ready as per phone reservation. I was only charged $35 a night including breakfast. That was a great deal as I was quoted $45 by phone. Oh well.

Morazon is pretty good. Close to Del Ray and Key Largo. And a 5 minute walk to New Fantasy and Zona Blue.

The Del Ray was pretty busy. But not like a few years ago. Many Colombian chicas. All wanted cien. Some stunners.

5 years ago I had made a deal with a real cute Tica named Vanessa. Fairly short, hot body, large breasts and geaorgeous face. I took her to Jaco for 4 days. Only 100/day. And we had alot of fun. A total GFE. I did not hook up with anyone I wanted to take to Jaco early. So spent all time in San Jose.

Went to New Fantasy quite a few times to see the action. Had 2 really good 1/2 hour sessions. The selection was not that great. The two chicas a selected were both energetic and loved fucking.

Went to New Fantasy and had 4 sessions. My best was with Tonia. She was a great GF experience. BBBJ and lots of hugging and contact. I fucked her for so long missionary and doggy style. It was a memorable session.

Had 3 other sessions with some hot ticas in Zona Blue. I forget their names. One was tall with nose ring. Very fit and sexy. I fucked her so hard and long. We were both sweating. The other 2 sessions were pretty good too.

Zona Blue is a good way to spend 1 hour. Great massage and hot sex and price pretty good.

Del Ray was busy most nights as usual. Had a couple of great experiences with Colombians. Paid more than I wanted to. But they were pretty hot. I insisted on them staying 2 hours. And that was my way of not feeling bad about cien. Great sessions with multiple performances.

San Jose is a great place to go for 4-5 days. Anything more than that gets rather boring. Unless you hook up with a girl for a few days. Met lots of interesting guys with funny stories.

Made a bet on game 7 of Spurs/Hornets game. Took San Antonio for 100 and won that bet as the Spurs kicked ass.

San jose is an intetesting town. Some nice places to visit. Outdoor adventures. Gambling. Hot women. Drinking. Lots of sex. Great vacation. Highly recommend it for all guys at least once.

La Pura Vida. Oh yeah

[Mexidan]

I booked a round trip ticket on American Airlines, from ORD to SJO for $325, for April 2-15. At the airport, went across the street and up the escalator to the entrance terminal where I stopped at a Banco de Costa Rica kiosk and received a greater exchange rate than the place near baggage claim. I walked down the sidewalk to the street below and caught a bus to San Jose, cost about 75¢, then transferred to a taxi once I hit the bus station (final stop), cost $2. Checked into a nice studio room at el Presidente for $55/nt.

I love staying at the Presidente because it’s clean and elegant, wireless internet and the free, hot breakfast in the AM. It’s also around the corner from the Del Rey and Horseshoe Casino. Other people think the security is a pain when it comes to checking in girls, but I like the extra layer of security. I think that working girls are more ameble when taking them back to the hotel because they don’t want to risk getting banned from the entire hotel. The list seems to be enforced like the black list in Vegas! Also, I like the fact that you can pay your exit tax at the hotel, makes for one less thing to do at the airport.

Horseshoe Casino. I like this casino. The casino is clean and the hostesses are pretty hot. The best time for me was at noon or shortly after. The casino is pretty empty, and no ticos are in there. The minimum on blackjack was 500 colones. They also pass around and register you for a raffle. Registration is free, and if your name is picked, you get to spin the wheel to win some colones. The one drawback of this place is that it seems to be under constant construction. It seemed that, during my peak, they were busy replacing chairs, table felt, slot machines, etc. That was annoying. Also, beware the drunk Tico at night. One got pissed at me during Rummy because I hit on 16 (dealer showed King) and took a 6 that the guy needed for Rummy. That’s when I learned to play at the table of Americans at night, costs a little more but the peace of mind is worth it.

Bored with CR? I think I definitely learned that, when you have been here several times, coming for 2-weeks at a time can actually bore you. I don’t leave SJO because I don’t fish and can’t swim. Del Rey, Zona Blue, Blue Marlin, etc, seem to be the same as every trip. I’m not jumping to the evil side where people bash SJO, but for me it has become a place where it is great to go for a quick weekend trip but not an extended trip. Also, Idem raised their prices and only offer 1 hour rates now, so it fell out of favor with me as compared to other trips. Due to this, I got to learn about new places: the Low Rent Day Places!

Low Rent Day Places are definitely a good bargain and actually pretty decent places. Though I never took the Official Low Rent Tour (though I wish I would have), I did my own tour by walking out of Zona Blue, boozed up but having not partaken inside, and walked around. Within 3 or four blocks are several places where you could find a diamond in the rough and for about $15-$20. I forget the names of two places I visited (one is somewhat hard to spot, has a small pink sign on the top of the building), but I had two of my best sessions in these two places. Definitely good times!

Wingman. I usually travel alone and meet up with people at Sportmen’s Lodge. This is the first time that I felt like a CRT elder during a trip. I found myself often talking to newbies and telling them/showing them around town. It was cool here and there, but there are times when you want someone you can share some war stories with and that knows the areas as well as you do. I can say that I was proud to have met TonyTC. He was the one wingman that I liked making the rounds with and shooting the shit with. Tony, the visions of "Jail Bait" from Del Rey will forever be burned into my mind. LOL.

Ticas of the Month. I had the opportunity to be with one of the cutest women in SJO, the lovely Carina. She is so quiet and sweet. Having met at Sportmen’s Lodge, I felt some butterflies just talking to her. She met me the following day at my hotel, bright and early at 7am (right on time, wow! ) She looks gorgeous in lingerie, however, it was such a shame what the plastic surgeons did to her when giving her a boob job and tummy tuck. They really did a butcher job to her, and with her being so sweet it really was a shame. If she only realized the beauty she had before she went under the knife, I thought to myself frequently. Oh well, tis the name of the game for these girls.

I tried to session with Francia, Dec 2007 TOM. She gave me her number. I tried calling and emailing to no avail. Seemed kinda flaky in one email, then sends an apology (for not meeting me) email a week after I left. Next was Karen, March TOM. She is working out of Sportmen’s also and her number is posted in CH site. Tried calling a few times here as well. Once a different female answered saying she would call back in a min (never did). Finally met her at the Lodge, talked to her for about 5 mins, ordered her a drink. We agreed that we would have a few drinks and then head back to the Presidente. As we talked, I introduced her to a mongerer that I met from my first trip (University of Michigan Alum, I forget his name.) After the introduction, he asked to talk to her for a second. Literally, a minute later, he takes her back to his room. I mention this only because it was real shady how he did that. I lost a lot of respect for him for doing that and am of the mindset that I will let him know how wrong he was for doing that. Still a little steamed, I hope that if and when I see him again that I have cooled down and "forgiven and forgotten. " As for her, eh, NEXT! LOL.

Wrap up. All in all a good trip, not a great trip. Got to the airport early in the AM, flight was delayed 6 hours. AA did make up for sending me an apology email for the delayed flight and also crediting my account 5, 000 miles without me even asking. I met a couple cute chicks on my flight back home to ease my pain: one who was gorgeous but oh so married (cocktease! ) and the other a Venezuelan Dentist who has invited me to visit her at home (loves to talk politics, very adamant in expressing her opinions). I got home with a smile on my face, and while I had a good time in SJO, I was happy to be back in Sweet Home Chicago!

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[Qncterra]

22 reports in the last 5 years and you don't ever really report anything and All the questions that you ask have already been answered by just going back a few pages,this is not meant as a flame but as ameans to keep a pretty good thing good,I, in the past I have gotten very specific questions answered by PMing a member or two that had pretty good posts and had been in country recently, BTW cialis V available in any Pharmacy, ROOM BY the day or week your choice, can you get bud?YES The most you should pay Tln depends on weather your old and ugly or young and studley DUH? Bring as much money as you can, Credit cards with big limits and ATMs are widely accepted. Oh yeah and exchanging colones to dollars is pretty complicated so just lay out huge wads of cash and let your date take what she thinks is fair,and definately rent a car, driving in SJO is such a pleasure and you are probably going to want to get out of the gulch and do a bit of site seeing not to mention Taxis are very expensive,and theres simply amble parking everywhere. How much to bring for a week of fun? US$10,000.00 I hope this helps

Good job,TD,

All 22 Posts are just asking for info, and the last two appear on 2-3 different boards, SJO, Puerta Plata, and Soshua, to name a few.

[Qncterra]

This report is a little late, because I was here in April, and am now planning a return trip in July, but some things are better late than never.

Anyhow, I took a poster's advice and emailed Dr. Sergio Chen for some dental work. He did it during the week that I was here in April and I saved a bundle. Fortunately, the work didn't hurt, so I was able to enjoy the atmosphere while I was here. Also, I was surprised to run into two others at the hotel who were here to see Chen. He is so polite and respectful. Those who have met him will know what I mean.

I stayed at the Morazan, as usual and found the price ($40/night) and accomodations acceptable, as everybody knows me there now. I visited BM several nights, but found the quality a little lacking, compared to trips in the past. Maybe I'm just getting used to it but there was some good eye candy. However, I'll never get use to having a few fat and ugly women, say "un cien dollars" with a straight face.

With a few exceptions, I spent most of my time relaxing with the mediocre and average looking staff at New Fantasy. I even had one bad experience there, with a mechanical clock watcher. I can't remember her name, but will add it if she is still there in July. Also, I was hoping to check out Bar Monaco, but didn't on this trip.

This is lacking some detail, but maybe I can fill in more in July. I still make at least one trip to La Princesa Marina, but with the price of gas I'll share a taxi with anyone interested. Just PM me, or check with the front desk at Morazan after July 7th.

[TweedleD]

22 reports in the last 5 years and you don't ever really report anything and All the questions that you ask have already been answered by just going back a few pages,this is not meant as a flame but as ameans to keep a pretty good thing good,I, in the past I have gotten very specific questions answered by PMing a member or two that had pretty good posts and had been in country recently, BTW cialis V available in any Pharmacy, ROOM BY the day or week your choice, can you get bud?YES The most you should pay Tln depends on weather your old and ugly or young and studley DUH? Bring as much money as you can, Credit cards with big limits and ATMs are widely accepted. Oh yeah and exchanging colones to dollars is pretty complicated so just lay out huge wads of cash and let your date take what she thinks is fair,and definately rent a car, driving in SJO is such a pleasure and you are probably going to want to get out of the gulch and do a bit of site seeing not to mention Taxis are very expensive,and theres simply amble parking everywhere. How much to bring for a week of fun? US$10,000.00 I hope this helps

[G Without Bush]

g bush,

you might want to try rocio. she is a licensed massage therapist with a degree from usj. she is word of mouth and works outcall only. she will show up at your hotel with a massage table and will provide one of several types of massage. she will also go the extra mile, and believe me, her looks, body and personality are worth it. i don't have her current cell #, but i'm certain someone on this board can pm it to you. one thing she will do is want to meet with you before performing the massage. she's into the new age/ holistic thing big time, so she has to feel a certain vibe from you before agreeing to perform anything extra.

thanks, mm. now can anyone please pm me the number of this new age masseuse rocio?

i really need some help now.

[Prolijo]

Easy back at ya, Tequila. I'm sorry if you read my post as some sort of personal attack. I actually think it is great that you wanted to share your experiences. And I'll grant that somebody might find it useful or at least mildly entertaining. All I was trying to say was that it was not a Post of DISTINCTION (or if it was, it is a sign of how feeble this section has become).

I'm also glad you had a good time in spite of your mistakes. I think you'll have an even better time whenever you return to CR if you re-read my post as the constructive criticism it was intended. You said "it was very useful all the reports but I will try to share some of my learnings" and you have seemed to have learned some things, but most of that would have been more useful if you had read those earlier reports more carefully BEFORE you went. Then you could have avoided making a lot of those mistakes yourself.

About the US$100. 00. It's the same, it is a matter of cost/benefit analysis. If you get a US$60 cute girl. Good for you, congratulations. Others might prefer to assure quality and look for additional services. There is no right or wrong, it is a matter of choice, each one can decide how to spend their own money.

As it happens, among many other titles, I'm a CFM (Certified Financial Manager) so I know a thing or 2 about CBA (cost-benefit analysis) as well as CR. Sure, some guys place a higher value on lower costs while others place a higher premium on "quality". However, you seem to be suggesting you think there is some sort of direct (negative) correlation between those 2 attributes. That paying more assures higher quality (or that you can only bargain with the lower quality chicas). You still don't seem to get it. With chicas in CR, things are never that simple.

First of all, do you remember your flight down? Do you think the guy in the seat next to you paid the same fare that you did? Of course not. In much the same way, guys can pay radically different rates for the same chica. I'd be willing to bet that those chicas that you so readily paid $100 for were going with other guys for much less, in some cases even half as much for the same service. And even if they wouldn't there were probably other similar quality chicas that would. Just as you wouldn't pay full fare for your air ticket unless you absolutely had to, you shouldn't overpay for chicas.

Secondly, what is "quality" anyway? Looks are the most obvious component of quality and also the easiest and quickest to spot in the bar. Such aspects as attitude and skill are not as easily determined. But even looks can be deceiving. Pushup wonderbras with extra padding are very common and those wonderful curves in skin tight jeans can later spill out and just keep spilling out and don't get me started about carefully concealed stretchmarks, ceasarean and other scars. Attitude is something else. As you discovered, it can sometimes be discovered right at the bar, as you learned with the Colombiana at the "Cayo" Largo, however these chicas can be great actresses and very often will present one attitude will trying to make the sale and reveal an entirely different attitude when they get back to your room. And then there is the aspect of skill, which is probably the hardest aspect of quality of all to predict just on the basis of casual interaction back at the bar.

Of all these, looks are probably the one aspect that most closely correlates with price. Super hotties can often command the highest price, while the gorditas can often be brought down to super low prices (assuming anyone would even want to bother with them). But even here, you will find some gorditas who for some unfathomable reason will hold out for the "super hottie" price and even more incredulously sometimes get it. That only goes to show the subjectivity of beauty. OTOH, you can also find really cute girls who probably could get $100 if they waited long enough for the right guy but who will go with you for much less if you exercise a little style and finesse.

Which brings me to my 3rd and final point. PAYING MORE DOES NOT ASSURE QUALITY. In fact, there are a lot of reasons why it might actually lead to the exact opposite. Whether they reveal that aspect readily at the bar or not, super hot chicas who can most easily commmand $100 "por una hora" have all the more reason to rush through their sessions so they can get back to the bar and do it all over again. Unless you're quite clear that it is "por una hora completo" and that you "pago solamente quando completo" you may find that she thinks una hora means "until you come" which she'll make sure happens quickly. And even if you take those precautions her attitude after "completing her job" may be such that you'd be just as well off sending her on her way after you pop your first load. There is even a running bet that some vets make when they see luststruck newbies head up the stairs or out of the bar with there superhottie prizes, how long it will be before that superhottie is seen again back at the bar working on her next mark. With the smoothest operators that time is often embarassingly short. And even if these "quality" chicas don't rush you through your session, they have less reason to put much effort into the session or work on their skills because they don't need to in order to find guys that will go with them.

You are correct that everyone can decide how to spend their own money. I'm not so sure about whether there is no right or wrong, but there are certainly approaches that seem very foolish to me. Personally, I'd rather go with a 7-8 who probably will have a good attitude back in my room and who probably will settle for something less than $100 for an hour or more, than go with a 9-10 who probably will not have the greatest attitude back in the room and who insists on $100 or more for an hour or less. YMMV, but I think a LOT of vets will agree with me.