Pattaya Reports

[XXL]

....Group of Asian men walk into an FKK Club in Germany and the girls flock to them it's because they know they won't have to work hard to earn their money. The rule of thumb for Asian men is 5, 5, 5... 5000 Baht 5 inches and 5 minutes. That is the inside joke of Thai girls when they type '555' in a chat. It's them having a laugh.

Isn't this a theory white men all over the world like to believe in to save face after having been priced out of all sexual markets by Asians.

[Breadman]

All kidding aside now the truth and who the girl wants to go with depends on how hungry she is how much money she has. How much money determines how hard she has to work. Show even overlook her hatred for the Chinese to go with a Chinese man who has money. The smaller the dick the easier it is for the girl to make money that's true everywhere. Group of Asian men walk into an FKK Club in Germany and the girls flock to them it's because they know they won't have to work hard to earn their money. [Deleted by Admin]

[Breadman]

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

[MonkeyPaw]

This past week I was lucky enough to able be to barfine and bang a couple of girls that were out of the ordinary. First was a showgirl model named Tuk (holding Mr. Bear and wearing red skirt). She is best friends with one of my all time favorites, Kwan (wearing all white on the beach). Their body styles are different, with Kwan being naturally busty and shapely. Tuk on the more slimmer size with small perky tits, but her body shape and face is very nice. Also she was a good fuck and did pretty much every thing I wanted, including lots of BBBJ with a CIM finish. Her best angle was face down and ass up. She was a no stop no quit girl. Meaning anything that was done, I would have to initiate the change. For example she sucked me for about 25 minutes until I wanted her to get top. Then she kept riding until I said it was okay to switch. Tuk didn't complain about being tired on top even after 15 minutes of straight riding and grinding. She liked being controlled by the dick, all the way to a sweaty loud finish. Total paid was 9,000 for 2 hours short time. Showgirls aren't cheap and most don't even go with customers, so good luck to those who try.

The second girl was a Thai Bikini Mafia girl. These are girls from various Go Go bars that particulate in the annual bikini calendar. You can check them out on their Facebook "Thai Bikini Mafia. " The fun then starts when you like one you see, and then get to chase and hunt her ass down by searching different clubs for her. This is how I like to play with them. I've been able to track down and fuck 6 different Thai Bikini Mafia girls in the past 2 years. Some play more hard to get than others. The one I fucked this night was Yui (bikini girl on far left in red). I made her gush using two small magical bullets that vibrated in her ass and on her clit simultaneously, while we fucked. She was all GFE with plenty of passion on her end that could have resulted in some serious stress for me. She was being very frisky, even though it was our first date. I even complained to BB that I'm not sure why all these girls are trying there hardest to get me to have BBFS with them of late. But we just settled on a CIM finish instead. Total paid to Yui was 7000 for 2 hours of short time.

P.S. Of all the Thai Bikini Mafia girls I've fucked, Lala still had the most banging natural body. She's only 20 now. I tapped that ass when she was only 19. Those suckable huge tits are all natural. Never have I seen natural tits as big as hers on a Thai girl that slim and toned. Crazy good.

[EihTooms]

My comment about 'game' solely referred to the fact that I believe gogo girls in Pattaya are more selective on who they go with over Bangkok gogo girls, even if you're Asian.

That makes sense. If they are going to take refuge in a town where the overwhelming majority of punters crowding the streets and going into the go-go bars are traditionally Thai culture "undesireables", extremely old or famously scrounging around for a much cheaper deal than they could ever afford in Bangkok, the upside for the 5-6 genuine lookers in that town is they ought to be able to make their customers jump through flaming hoops in wild display of enthusiastic "game" and pay whatever amount they demand if not more in order to be blessed with their presence alone in a hotel room for an hour or so. If they even have to go into a hotel room, that is.

(hehe).

[MonkeyPaw]

Unless they renovated the joint in the last 6 weeks those photos are not Crazy House Pattaya. I don't know why I feel I have to elaborate with you on this. I have 2 other board members I have been into the joint with who probably both have been in both Crazy Houses who can verify this.

Last night, I was standing outside the Family Mart across of Crazy House drinking a Diet Coke. There was a old, dirty, homeless man with some missing teeth, who was sitting on the curb "talking to himself. " I asked him was he okay. He then started to talk to me about the "meaning of life", Buddha, and wanted to share all his wisdom. I stood there for about 30 seconds, sipping on my Diet Coke, listening to his jibber jabber, then I offered him the rest of the can of soda. He didn't want it and got a bit angry I was paying attention to him. So I just walked away figuring I knew more about the "meaning of life" by living my own life every day and then comparing to others before I fall asleep at night after my prayer. It's called reflection. I then walked straight into Crazy House to settle this debate. Immediately when I walked in, I can see 5 single small stages lined up in a row, each in a circular shape and one girl dancing on each stage. There were more of these types of stages towards the back. This is a far cry from the "only 2 stages and no tub" that you claimed in the previous post. In the middle towards the left, there is an elevated square tub with tiled trimming. Above it were circular rings that you see at other clubs where the girls would pull on and water would spout down. The tub was covered with a plywood lid to make it look like bigger stage surrounded by tables and bar stools. Nobody was dancing on it, so the tub was not in use and remained covered. Crazy house has a design using psychedelic colors to resemble a colorful asylum. So there, now you have first hand account of the elusive tub at Crazy House. Also, they have a Facebook page to which those pictures I posted were taking from, that clearly shows the tub and the water spray. Simply search "Crazy House Pattaya" on Facebook, look at the pictures, and look at the dates taken. Lastly, I was told just because it's called Crazy House, doesn't mean that their customers have to have mental issues to enter and buy a drink. All all are welcome.

[Paolo99]

One thing not mentioned here often enough is Thai girls love when guys can speak Thai. Take some time to learn it if you plan on being a regular visitor to Thailand. I suspect part of Breadman's buddy's success is because he is well versed in Thai. Now that I wrote that, time for me to get to Thai school!

He's probably not that good yet as he doesn't write them in Thai. You should have looked at a good teacher when you decided to move there but I wouldn't recommend it for guys that are not staying at least two month a year in Thailand. It's not worth the effort unless one wants to visit non touristic areas. Learning Thai takes a lot of time and needs a lot of practice.

[Paolo99]

Her words exactly were "if they are ting tong (stupid) then can do. "

Nice story, don't want to confront you but normally "ting tong" doesn't refer to "stupid". It's more a way to designate someone crazy minded (in a good way). If a girl tells you that, there is nothing to be offended of, it's more a funny talk.

BTW girl number 35 looks very cute on the first pic.

[Cool]

What is your friend's draw to LOS? Work? Seems like he could bag chicks from home. Why bang working girls when he could get hot civilians? Would be neat if they fed and paid him.

So your friend buys a drink in the go go and no lady drinks and just pulls the top girls? So. He did spend some baht and time. However, if he gets a 80 baht happy hour that is still good value. 1 drink for himself and he pulls the top 5 go go chicks. I'm sure some girls cut him off quick since he does not give them a satang.

[Banana Boi]

Unless they renovated the joint in the last 6 weeks those photos are not Crazy House Pattaya. I don't know why I feel I have to elaborate with you on this. I have 2 other board members I have been into the joint with who probably both have been in both Crazy Houses who can verify this.

Hopefully I'm not speaking out of line again since I don't know the layout well but I'm pretty certain those photos are CH Pattaya and it's been that way since well before you started coming to Thailand.

I have only been in CH Pattaya twice, but aren't those pictures of CH BKK?

Way too much light to be CH BKK!

I actually feel sorry for my buddy, you have a hard time remembering the girls name from last night he has that problem a few hours after meeting them. My bad though, I exaggerated a bit on his 3000 line ID contacts, he only has 2371 although he has yet to add on the 383 girls that keep adding him to their line accounts. Poor guy has to put their club name next to their name so he has any chance of remembering just who they are.

Good for your buddy but I prefer not to have many line accounts. I continually delete line accounts from girls. In fact, I've deleted some of the accounts on the photos you posted. One of the girls is actually a real life sister of one of my exes. When girls get too whiny I delete them. I don't have time for them. Would rather be with the select few I really enjoy hanging out with. I likely have fewer Line contacts than some guys get in a weekend here. I see no point. Unless they are the special select few girls I want to remain in contact with I can meet a new girl in minutes.

Your buddy lives here like I do. I can vouch that it's a totally different ball game when you live here versus only being in Thailand 2 or 3 months per year.

One thing not mentioned here often enough is Thai girls love when guys can speak Thai. Take some time to learn it if you plan on being a regular visitor to Thailand. I suspect part of Breadman's buddy's success is because he is well versed in Thai. Now that I wrote that, time for me to get to Thai school!

Utter bullshit, has nothing to do with 'your game' its the color of your skin. If your Asian that's 75% of the battle.

I think you misinterpreted what I wrote. What you wrote above confirms what I said. The gogo girl cringed at having to sit with the old Farang and the second her drinks dried up she bolted to a young Asian guy.

My comment about 'game' solely referred to the fact that I believe gogo girls in Pattaya are more selective on who they go with over Bangkok gogo girls, even if you're Asian.

[Lew Ashby]

If you were a VIP customer, they would lifted the lid off the big stage in the middle and opened up the tub. You can clearly see the shower spray for the tub in the first pic. That's why it's always better to keep an open mind to others, even those who have less post numbers than ourselves.

I have only been in CH Pattaya twice, but aren't those pictures of CH BKK?

If not, well doesn't matter as I don't plan on setting foot in CH Patts ever again anyway haha.

[Cool]

What is your friend's draw to LOS? Work? Seems like he could bag chicks from home. Why bang working girls when he could get hot civilians? Would be neat if they fed and paid him.

[Rob Jones]

It is probably not very wise to use terms like "definitely" when it comes to a lot of things. You have been to Crazy House 6 times in last 6 months, so you should be the expert. You say there isn't a tub. I say just because a person can't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. The third pic shows girls at Crazy House dancing on the stage. It's more than a stage, look at the rings above for the water to come down. If you were a VIP customer, they would lifted the lid off the big stage in the middle and opened up the tub. You can clearly see the shower spray for the tub in the first pic. That's why it's always better to keep an open mind to others, even those who have less post numbers than ourselves.

Unless they renovated the joint in the last 6 weeks those photos are not Crazy House Pattaya. I don't know why I feel I have to elaborate with you on this. I have 2 other board members I have been into the joint with who probably both have been in both Crazy Houses who can verify this.

[Breadman]

I actually feel sorry for my buddy, you have a hard time remembering the girls name from last night he has that problem a few hours after meeting them. My bad though, I exaggerated a bit on his 3000 line ID contacts, he only has 2371 although he has yet to add on the 383 girls that keep adding him to their line accounts. Poor guy has to put their club name next to their name so he has any chance of remembering just who they are.

[Breadman]

Some guys will be offended by this but imo you need more game in Pattaya than BKK to get the top gogo girls. I see many gogo girls in Pattaya who decline drinks from older Farang so forget about them ever getting to barfine that girl. One girl at Tantra last night looked disgusted when a bald headed Farang in his 50s wanted to buy her a drink. She quickly sucked down about 5 shooters from him and as soon as the drinks ran out she bolted to a young Asian guy, ordering a full size drink.

Utter bullshit, has nothing to do with 'your game' its the color of your skin. If your Asian that's 75% of the battle. Tell you what, next time I'm in town I'll create a Thai friendly profile for you using some old ass fat white guy's profile and I'll set one up for myself as a old Asian guy and we'll see who has "game". If your game is so good it won't matter what kind of photo's are in the profile. No matter what anyone says here the guy with the best game in all of Thailand is a buddy of mine from Bangkok, young guy totally in shape and not much taller than the girls so they aren't intimidated by him. He's never paid one penny for any of the girls and he's done all of these hot gogo dancers that you guys talking about. The proof is in his line account. Turn off your line account and then turn it back on, how long does it take to boot up? 30 seconds is the norm. His takes five minutes to go thru all 3000 plus contacts that he has in his phone. He runs into a girl, asks for her line id and finds out that he already has it. His notification has to be on mute because he literally gets 60 messages every 30 minutes. I think his game is better than pretty much everyone here on this board. So the next time your sitting with your girl, buying her drinks and another girl comes up and asks for her line ID, think twice and ask yourself 'is that really her phone?'. Its probably my buddy sending over another dancer to get your girls line id and later that night while your sleeping alone she's off fucking him for free. Luckily there are gems out there who will go for the non asians because they've gotten hooked on big dick.