Other FKK Clubs

[Akibono]

The introduction to the series is here
http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=604

Summary: Good value, good lineup, unusual hybrid pricing model.

I have finally managed to complete this report. It is a long and detailed photo report because the club will be unfamiliar to most of you.

It is a strange hybrid of saunaclub and flatrate club; of great lineup but short standard sessions; of great facilities but raw and unfinished infrastructure.

It is obviously a long way to travel for those in NRW or Hessen, but it is worth visiting if you can make it south.

After all – Isabella is blonde, beautiful, with a great body I would happily take to a room at Oase. She is charming out of the room, and wanton inside.

Isabella:
http://www.club-dream.ch/X/766545308.JPG

Would you pay €6 to session with her?

The full report is here:
http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=704

Have Fun,

PL

Excellent report. Can you tell how the girls are compensated and is it one price for all the extras? 10 SF/extra can get expensive in a hurry. I think that is key since that would tell us how much they can make and how hard they would have to sell the extras.

I think you meant to say that you must session with all the other girls before you can have a second session with the same girl. That would prevent one person from monopolizing the favorites.

Overall an interesting setup. My guess is that you really need to spend an hour to get a great session.

[Plover 23]

The introduction to the series is here
http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=604

Summary: Good value, good lineup, unusual hybrid pricing model.

I have finally managed to complete this report. It is a long and detailed photo report because the club will be unfamiliar to most of you.

It is a strange hybrid of saunaclub and flatrate club; of great lineup but short standard sessions; of great facilities but raw and unfinished infrastructure.

It is obviously a long way to travel for those in NRW or Hessen, but it is worth visiting if you can make it south.

After all – Isabella is blonde, beautiful, with a great body I would happily take to a room at Oase. She is charming out of the room, and wanton inside.

Isabella:
http://www.club-dream.ch/X/766545308.JPG

Would you pay €6 to session with her?

The full report is here:
http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=704

Have Fun,

PL

[Ortos]

I have no charm and I am overweight/obese.

How could you possibly make a statement like this? I remember you as being a sexual athlete...

Oh I see I must have missed part of your post during my first reading:

If you can want I can recount the 7 main meals that were available which were all protein based and no good for vegetarians. There were 4 types of dessert which looked really good but somehow left me wanting as was the case with the Banana split that I had. It was a case of lots of fountains of fake cream sprayed over a few scoops of french vanilla ice cream and a split banana as its base. Then there was the 3 light meals based with one being ham and eggs with sauteed potatoes.

Do we need to publish and FKK Diet? The good times are coming now, the extensive line-ups of the Winter Messe Season are upon us. We all need to get in shape to extract maximum advantage during our visits, right?

O

[Basketcase]

Hi BC,

Well, you have beaten me to writing up my Lazy Sunday PSR report! I cannot disagree with your report, although naturally I would place greater emphasis on the food and facilities. I will still submit a LS PSR report, but it will have to wait awhile now.

I know that you are partial to a pretty, tight and available ass. Anna is bearably attractive, and anal obsessed. If you have not already ploughed this furrow, I recommend you give her a try next time you have to endure a day away from the bright-lights.

Have Fun,

PL

Hi Plover 23,

Thank you for your reply.

My PSR report was not meant to displace your lazy sunday report. If I did then I would have added in a lot more detail as I tend to do. That repot was just the short edition of what I saw and did.

If you can want I can recount the 7 main meals that were available which were all protein based and no good for vegetarians. There were 4 types of dessert which looked really good but somehow left me wanting as was the case with the Banana split that I had. It was a case of lots of fountains of fake cream sprayed over a few scoops of french vanilla ice cream and a split banana as its base. Then there was the 3 light meals based with one being ham and eggs with sauteed potatoes.

In terms of facilities there is an indoor pool, jacuzzi, relax areas, smokers lounge, ping pong table, pool table room where the girls are allowed to use their handys, a separate dining room, a bar, a sex cinema, a sports cinema, foor baths, an outdoor sauna, an indoor sauna and two non operating saunas, a huge shower room, several toliets interspersed throughout the building, break out room off the smokers main lounge and a nice garden with a shed that houses loungers for the summer months.

The women are not much to write home about.

Yes, I am inclined to perform active anal sex when available. Markthomas1950 and I did spend some time with Anna (pl) and which included ass play but it never got to penetration. Anna did not offer. She had prior to Markthomas1950 hogging her for over one hour had fended off the drunken and amorous overtures of a Dutch person. Anna told him nicely to leave her alone as she was relaxing. It was then Markthomas1950 made his move and made to give her a massage from her feet working his way up her body to the more intimate erogenous zones that he got his way.

I left them to it and made my excuses and exited stage left. Markthomas1950 has charm. I have no charm and I am overweight/obese. I tried to clean my verandah today and almost pulled my arm socket out clambering over the railing. I am getting real old.

Nonetheless, thanks for the tip on anally obsessed Anna. I made need to go give her a very sore bottom. The crew is planning a return visit to PSR in the very near future and expect me to make up the numbers.

Plover 23, please do write your PSR report. I will look forward to reading and comprehending your take on the establishment.

[Plover 23]

Hi BC,

Well, you have beaten me to writing up my Lazy Sunday PSR report! I cannot disagree with your report, although naturally I would place greater emphasis on the food and facilities. I will still submit a LS PSR report, but it will have to wait awhile now.

My only real surprise was this:

With Markthomas1950 I went over to talk to Anna from Poland and she told us lots of interesting stories about the PSR club...

It was getting late and I realized that it was all over. I was going to leave PSR unfucked or unpopped. .

I know that you are partial to a pretty, tight and available ass. Anna is bearably attractive, and anal obsessed. If you have not already ploughed this furrow, I recommend you give her a try next time you have to endure a day away from the bright-lights.

Have Fun,

PL

[Basketcase]

Attached are a few photos from a recent FKK Sharks visit I made to help people work out where it is when you get there. The GPS took me to one side of the street when actually it is on the other side of the street pass a car dealers. You have to drive or walk pass the car dealers and the FKK Sharks building is out the back of that car dealers in a big industrial building.

Look for the tall Sharks road sign which I have attached pictures of and then go down the business' access road until you see the reception which I also attached photos of.

The visit was okay, a few girls, mainly refugee girls from FKK World and some of the smaller clubs from around the vincinity. No one that anyone would miss I suspect given the deluge of new girls reported at FKK World.

Facilities are still top notch. Good food and relaxing atmosphere. I did not go outside since it was pretty cold. It is a large space inside and very high ceilings.

No waits for the rooms as there are about over 40 rooms so the problem of rooms should not be an issue at Sharks like it is at Palace, World and Oase.

Would I recommend? Yes, if you are with a crew. Maybe it would be a bit lonely if you were on your own. Okay to visit if you are happy with your own company.

An excellent club if one of your favourite girls works here.

[Basketcase]

we went along to park sauna residenz (psr) in lohmar for a change. this is what happened:

we had all gathered in the hotel lobby at 12:00 and the great meet was conducted to determine which club we were going to visit today after the successful visit to world's halloween party the night before. we had left world at 06:00 day light savings time or 05:00 winter time spending 18.5 hours at world. so the context is that we were all stuffed. no or little sleep had been taken.

the meeting decision was where we to go today were and the options were based on palace, paradise, das 5 element and park sauna residenz. the thoughts were as follows:

palace

* close to ffm so easy for us to get to the fra airport to leave the next day. save on mongering time and drive time / petrol.
* good food which caters to an international clientele
* aufgass with sauna ceremony and peelings included in entritt geld
* pretty girls that look after themselves so eye candy to get the blood boiling
* maybe some girls will up sell a session from a 50€. maybe a bit tough for newbies but since this crew was hardened fkk criminals sent as a punishment battalion into the depths of hessen we should be able to handle it. if not then as captain dan says we have to "man up". hate to say it.

paradise

• 2 hour drive away so maybe a 5-6 hour round trip when we add in our final destination.
• food is canteen style – edible
• girls are mainly romanian and can be palace up sell like
• girls try the badem wurtemberg practice of selling piccolos to customers before going to the room or in lieu of going to the room or just to talk to them.
• club owners are palace related so expect the same management
• palace and paradise have similar décor so if you have seen palace you have seen paradise
• entrance is 69€ compared to 75€ for palace and 50€ for psr and 65€ for das 5 element on a sunday

das 5 element

• entrance is 65€ on a sunday but that includes a massage gratis
• girl line up is light and not stellar. expect to leave this club unfucked or unpopped so expect knock one out yourself.
• food is cooked fresh and in my experience is the best food out of all the sauna clubs and fkks that i have been to. better than psr.
• prices for sessions are hessen prices.
• facilities are fantastic and brand new
• captain dan had a free entrance to das 5 element but he was having trouble printing it off the hotel printer.

park sauna residenz

• 1.5 hours drive away so maybe a 3-4 hour round trip. what we found was that it was a 2 hour one way drive so it was a 4 hour round trip since lohmar is a bit of the way out of bonn.
• prices for sessions are 50+50+50 so we are not making any savings going the distance to nrw for this club. prices are the same as hessen.
• entrance is 50€ so cheaper than palace, paradise and das 5 element
• food is pretty good cooked fresh
• facilities are fantastic but look tired like world does
• girls are not stellar so expect to leave unfucked or unpopped. maybe cheaper to bone your own.
• a senior member of isg was expected to be at psr and would be leaving by 19:00 for home.

after a lot of to and fro the decision was made by captain dan, lastman, markthomas1950 and me was to go to psr.

so we took our car and markthomas1950 took his car and we drove up in convoy.

in attendance we noted were in the main german guys, a few dutch and maybe a couple of french. you can tell from all the car license plates. for the girls we saw cars that were german and romanian license plated. look for the d and ro badges. we got to see pretty much all of the cars as we moved down the hill which psr are built on looking for an empty car park since we arrived at 15:15 and the car park at psr was packed. the car park was full. i mean we had to go all the way down to the bottom most car parks to park our station wagon styled black ford mondeo. the ford mondeo is a nice car to drive i found and responded well to stimulis.

entrance is 50€. that is okay since we had been paying more in the prior visits to mainhattan, oase and world the previous three days of travel. the reception staff only spoke german.

the club was full of girls and men. it may have something to do with 1 november being a holiday in nrw being all saints day after all hallows evening ('ween) the night before.

it seems there were a lot of regulars which the girls knew and would spend ages with them before going to the room. there just did not seem to any rush to fuck.

i did not notice any action in the main lounge like i did last time i came to psr so it was not as kinky as then. some guys on my last visit would fuck their paid for girlfriend in the main lounge in full view of everyone. also i did not see any cinema action like last time.

we caught up with the other senior isg member who was well surprised to see our crew of hardened criminals allowed into psr. we settled to break bread together in the psr dining room. since none of us spoke german i did my best to translate the menu into english for all of us. markthomas1950’s german was pretty good too.

the senior isg member is a regular at psr and he takes the public transport route to psr from koln. he gave recommendations on which girls to pick and there was a smattering of blonds and brunettes that were worthy of a 50€ session as the senior isg member only did 50€ session so he was never stung by the 50+50+50+50 pricing for half hour increments.

a couple of the girls that we spoke to said it was unusual to get non germans and dutch in the club. i mean a couple of the german girls did not speak any english at all. there was one dark blond german girl who was well hot with nice legs, a pretty face, she would do well at palace in ffm but she was working in psr of all places. a franco-algerian type went to talk to her and within 30 seconds he was on his way when her retort was she did not speak any english (or french for that matter).

at 17:30 we got into the jacuzzi together and made the acquaintance of a very senior dutch ice bear who knew all the ice bears that i knew and more. ice bear filled me in on the scene in lr, gt, vv, etc… since he visits the clubs 4-5 times a week. i thought i was addicted to fkk going on average 2 times a week. so i am not that bad. there are french youppies that i know that also go 4 times a week to the clubs.

the senior isg member had to leave at 19:00 for his 21:00 flight from koln so he headed off from the crew around 18:30 after some time in the jacuzzi.

captain dan and i decided to give it a go with the german lady and we made our overtures to her in german and then a spiel of german words came back at us from her as if we were native german speakers which left us in silence. after some more banter we finally got the one word that made sense to us which was “koln”. i did not find out if she was interested in going to the zimmer with any of the english speakers since she did not show much interest after koln and given the reaction to the french algerian i guess that was that.

with markthomas1950 i went over to talk to anna from poland and she told us lots of interesting stories about the psr club. she has been working at psr since 2009. she said it was rare to see asians in the club. this was a locals club for germans as the main catering audience. i could understand her comment as no signage is in english.

for information i have attached the psr price list which quotes what services are included in 50€ for each half hour increment and what are extras - cim at 25€ and anal sex at 50€.

it was getting late and i realized that it was all over. i was going to leave psr unfucked or unpopped. it happens. i had spent 650€ on sessions in the prior 3 days. in my unreported mid october 2010 trip i had spent 3,500€ on sessions excluding entrance and other expenses so a quieter trip this time was called for.

we left at 01:15 for our final destination. so we spent 10 hours in the club costing me 50€ in entrance fee. the share of car rental and petrol costs was:

• 240€ for 4 days shared amongst 3 persons; and
• petrol 90€ for 4 days driving shared amongst 3 persons.

this works out for the 3 of us as 110€ per person for 4 days travelling or 27.50€ per day each. this was getting quite comparable to taking public transport at those prices. it is the extended drives that really make these petrol costs that much higher.

[Markthomas1950]

We made it to Park Sauna Residenz (PSR) for the last day of the tour. There was Lastman, Basketcase and Captain Dan. We also did meet up with a fourth gentleman love traveller who shall remain Nameless unless he wishes to own up that he was there too.

Entrance is 50 bucks and that gives you a run of the building's facilties and the all you can eat a la carte menu.

We arrived at 15:15 and left at 01:15 so we spent 10 hours in the club.

It was the real Halloween Sunday and Monday was a German holiday so anything could happen. The club was very busy according to the lady lovers who work their regularly.

Sabrina the pretty and spinner like Romanian "teenage witch" was a cutie but remained elusive since she spent most of her day in the clutches of some Turkish guys.

Anna from Poland was there too. She works part time in PSR and was a delight to hang out with in the jacuzzi. I stayed with her for over one hour in that Jacuzzi until both our bodies must have resembled well dried prunes.

Mia the Romanian was a nice one in her Turqueoise teddy.

Merry the German from Samya was there but Merry at PSR is known as Mandy. I spent some nice social time with her massaging and relaxing together. Mandy tends to always go topless to show off her lovely natural B cup breasts.

[Iseeu]

Guys,

Can anybody say something about this club?

Looking at German reviews this is great club. But it is located right in a middle of nowhere and is pretty much forgotten by that reason.

Please note, this club has nothing common with two other "harems" in NRW.

Thanks

I was there 3-4 years ago (and posted a report somewhere on this thread). A beautiful big facility, in fact one of the best I've seen, with good wellness facilities, especially in the warmer months with a beautiufl outdoor pool and relax area, a real restaurant, bar with real drinks, nice rooms and plenty of them, fitness room etc. It is literally in the middle of nowhere, as this can all be found in a secluded industrial estate in a forest outside of town.
But the poor dispirited SP lineup and general lack of energy in the air made my visit there a very poor experience. One of the women tried to get me to pay her for talking to her and when I refused accused me of discriminating against her because she was dark of skin. I though that maybe it was just like that on the night that I was there, but some of the regulars told me that it's like that on most nights, unless they're having a special event. I wouldn't go there again unless stuck in the area with no other options. It's too bad because if they could supplant that facility to a more travelled area and attract a better SP selection it would be a gold mine.

[John Cluster]

Overall a nice club,

In the city, with brand new facilities,

Cheaper than Palace only 65 euro entry with two types of beer, they also gave us a 10 euro discount card for the next visit.

Small outside area but excellent sauna and wetroom.

Good rooms,

Great food and good bar area.

The lineup consisted of girls who also work at world. All the girls I sessioned with I saw at world for the halloween party.

Good for central frankfurt without the upselling of Palace. Will repeat.

Hi Lastman, I'm going to FKK Land this weekend, me and my wing are seriously considering Mainhattan for Friday or Saturday instead of Palace. Something about the upsell issue at Palace that rubs me the wrong way. (but Oase will definently be on my to to list also).

I just wondered what the number of providers one can expect at mainhattan for a Friday and a Saturday?

P.S. As a long time lurker of this forum, I will now do something about my bad consciusness, and report back from my trip extensively.

[Jymondor]

Guys,

Can anybody say something about this club?

Looking at German reviews this is great club. But it is located right in a middle of nowhere and is pretty much forgotten by that reason.

Please note, this club has nothing common with two other "harems" in NRW.

Thanks

[Lastman]

Overall a nice club,
In the city, with brand new facilities,
cheaper than Palace only 65 euro entry with two types of beer, they also gave us a 10 euro discount card for the next visit.
Small outside area but excellent sauna and wetroom.
Good rooms,
Great food and good bar area.
The lineup consisted of girls who also work at world - all the girls I sessioned with I saw at world for the halloween party.

Good for central frankfurt without the upselling of Palace - will repeat.

[Iseeu]

Hi

Here are my ratings for PSR:

Girls 14/25

Selection 8/15

Service 16/25

Food 8/8

Facilities 8/10

Cleanliness 6/8

Staff 4/5

Accessibility 1/4

Total – 65/100

[Crown Comfort]

just a quick word on this establishment, waste of time. It's actually further away from the motorway than I thought and the line up in this place is pathetic. They advertise as Asia Saunaclub, but it's a bar/brothel style place. I quickly left before I had any losses. Fortunately, I was going in with low expectations so the disappointment was limited. In that case better go to a Laufhaus in a RLD and pay a fraction, I'm sure the service would have been low as well. Just to be clear, this is my opinion/impression of the place, I left without the deeds.

[Plover 23]

Good report there Plover. I know its Taboo for you, but do you have details on the AO? Does it cost much more?

Or does anyone else have details on this?

Thanks Wk,

The website gives details that on PT days the Tabulos girls wear a yellow armband. (Yellow, as in quarantined!).

Even for you, WK, I would not recommend this place. As Varenne reports, they are dodgy at many different levels.

BTW, as I write my LS series, I will report where I think that a venue will appeal to you, and which will provide interesting dark crevices to bury oneself in!

Have Fun, and best wishes
PL