Barcelona

[Chubzy Maximus]

I had the same experience with Alena recently, I chose not to write a review thinking maybe I was used to meeting better looking escorts in Barcelona and it was just my perspective. I had booked Alena after reading the reviews here a while ago, it took some time to get an appointment but I was ultimately successful. Fortunately for me when I saw her politely told her I had changed my mind and left. She does not look anywhere close to how she has been described. I had a similar experinece at Sinners, I forget the name of the girl the service was good but in the looks department she was a 5. I always remind myself, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, my 10 could be a 5 for the next person and vice versa. I have found Barcelona to be like a box of chocolates at times I have found some of the best looking escorts there at half the cost of cities like Paris and London but most of the time I have been disappointed in the looks department. To give a recent example, Eva of Ok Escorts came in to my hotel smelling of cigarettes, grime under her finger and toe nails, not pretty in the looks department but after she cleaned up and took a shower I had an incredible 60 minutes with her. I would not repeat, nothing wrong with her, I am a visual person good looks are important for me. I am in no way suggesting you should not go with her, this is just my perspective.

You mind sharing some of these DDG escorts who provide great service in BCN? Would be most appreciative.

[John Corey]

Hola!

What a disaster of an experience today, will try keep it rather crisp here.

1. Booked her for 30 min. After reading some good reviews on SMB even tho there were some solid negatives ones aside, I decided to book for 30 min (thankfully).

2. Reached dot on time but had to wait a while for few minutes prior she opened that door. Annoying as its a public place.

3. Disappointing first look tbh. In spite of rave reviews on SMB, she is a very average looker, kind of person a dude easily would miss giving a second glance on street.

4. Apparently she has upper lip hair which I could feel while kissing and was a big turn off, and another thing that was kind of repulsive to me was that she had a middle nose ring and massive tattoos on her lower body. Which per my understating is rather crass, not my types (and was never shown in any of her pics seen) and I just don't feel that this is posh nuff.

5. Finally, she was suffering from a bad cold and that was a red herring for a hygiene conscience person like me. Every 2-3 min. She had to reach out to the tissues and blow out her nose!!

6. She feigned that she didn't understand any English but I could sense that it was an act of getting by, bet she knew the basics enough to give a good time.

6. That was it for me. Within 20 min I broke loose from that room and thanked her, shower and walked out.

This was my deal today.

If any one is a member on SMB can you please copy-paste this review and post it? I am not a member and don't have time / patience to register. Don't want any other guys being ripped off by her (Though I still am sure Vecinitas is a decent place to head).

Thanks!

P.S. Sorry for posting a bad experience but it needs to be out there.

Thanks!

I had the same experience with Alena recently, I chose not to write a review thinking maybe I was used to meeting better looking escorts in Barcelona and it was just my perspective. I had booked Alena after reading the reviews here a while ago, it took some time to get an appointment but I was ultimately successful. Fortunately for me when I saw her politely told her I had changed my mind and left. She does not look anywhere close to how she has been described. I had a similar experinece at Sinners, I forget the name of the girl the service was good but in the looks department she was a 5. I always remind myself, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, my 10 could be a 5 for the next person and vice versa. I have found Barcelona to be like a box of chocolates at times I have found some of the best looking escorts there at half the cost of cities like Paris and London but most of the time I have been disappointed in the looks department. To give a recent example, Eva of Ok Escorts came in to my hotel smelling of cigarettes, grime under her finger and toe nails, not pretty in the looks department but after she cleaned up and took a shower I had an incredible 60 minutes with her. I would not repeat, nothing wrong with her, I am a visual person good looks are important for me. I am in no way suggesting you should not go with her, this is just my perspective.

[UCantcMeBro]

Hey man,

Sorry to hear this, but I have been with Alena couple of months back.

She was awesome, I guess she was not up to the act as she was not well.

Also When I met her last she did not have the nose ring for sure neither do I remember any tattoos on her.

She was quite amazing and she really gave me a great time. Also yes she doesn't speak english as she completely denied the same to me as well. But we did use google to talk it out.

I guess it was just one off.

I would also recommend nicole if she is still there.

Hola!

What a disaster of an experience today, will try keep it rather crisp here.

1. Booked her for 30 min. After reading some good reviews on SMB even tho there were some solid negatives ones aside, I decided to book for 30 min (thankfully).

2. Reached dot on time but had to wait a while for few minutes prior she opened that door. Annoying as its a public place.

3. Disappointing first look tbh. In spite of rave reviews on SMB, she is a very average looker, kind of person a dude easily would miss giving a second glance on street.

4. Apparently she has upper lip hair which I could feel while kissing and was a big turn off, and another thing that was kind of repulsive to me was that she had a middle nose ring and massive tattoos on her lower body. Which per my understating is rather crass, not my types (and was never shown in any of her pics seen) and I just don't feel that this is posh nuff.

5. Finally, she was suffering from a bad cold and that was a red herring for a hygiene conscience person like me. Every 2-3 min. She had to reach out to the tissues and blow out her nose!!

6. She feigned that she didn't understand any English but I could sense that it was an act of getting by, bet she knew the basics enough to give a good time.

6. That was it for me. Within 20 min I broke loose from that room and thanked her, shower and walked out.

This was my deal today.

If any one is a member on SMB can you please copy-paste this review and post it? I am not a member and don't have time / patience to register. Don't want any other guys being ripped off by her (Though I still am sure Vecinitas is a decent place to head).

Thanks!

P.S. Sorry for posting a bad experience but it needs to be out there.

Thanks!

[JonnyAnon]

Hey guys,

Just starting around my exploration in Barcelona. My first trial, was pretty terrible. I visited Kanahura Masajes out of curiosity after looking at SMB. I saw this really hot girl in their ad called Carola and wanted to take my chance, it was 100 euros for 75 minutes. They advertised as tantric massage but when I went there it was a shit show. She rubbed my legs for around 30 minutes straight (my first sign of feeling royally fucked). Normally people start with body rub, but she just went to happy ending directly. Nothing sensual or sexual just wanted to finish time. Legit the worst I've ever experienced. Probably the worst sensual massage I've ever heard. I hope nobody will fall for this.

Sorry to hear that. I'm in Barcelona for the first time, and am having great luck with contacting independent escorts on https://www.sexomercadobcn.com.

So far I have seen Mia Vip53 (really great), Naty (not as good as pics but good), Mia Gala (fantastic) and Noa Secret (un-fucking-believable).

Basically just whatsapp + google translate. About 1/4 of my first contact are returned right away and about 3/4 answered in a couple of days. For those that answer, give 1-2 hour notice and it's never been anything but smooth sailing. Not exactly as easy as walking in somewhere but the payoff is huge.

On the ads, read the "There is a theme of Experiences with this phone" link at the top for any sign the pics are better than reality, or service isn't great. Maybe half the ads will have some sign you should pass on them.

Still there are (IMO) many dozens of really excellent options. Something for everyone.

One more tip. I've kept an eye on the "ofertas" page, the ladies listed are usually responsive https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/promo...685-i1114.html.

Shout out to Voldemorte, I totally cribbed your to do list, and Mongerer88, of course.

[Anxious Pooh]

Hey guys,

Just starting around my exploration in Barcelona. My first trial, was pretty terrible. I visited Kanahura Masajes out of curiosity after looking at SMB. I saw this really hot girl in their ad called Carola and wanted to take my chance, it was 100 euros for 75 minutes. They advertised as tantric massage but when I went there it was a shit show. She rubbed my legs for around 30 minutes straight (my first sign of feeling royally fucked). Normally people start with body rub, but she just went to happy ending directly. Nothing sensual or sexual just wanted to finish time. Legit the worst I've ever experienced. Probably the worst sensual massage I've ever heard. I hope nobody will fall for this.

[Rowand25]

Do any Barcelona veterans know where I can buy some viagra or cialis without prescription? Thanks in advance.

Also I've seen many people requesting recommendations for "girl friendly" hotels. Even though most hotels are OK with you bringing girls into your room I would suggest you stay at Melia Sarria. Its price is OK and girls can easily access your room and its location is also not out of the way either. Just my two cents.

[Jimmy K II]

Hotels in Barcelona are girl friendly. One of the most difficult things to get people to understand is how different things are in Europe, the United States and Canada versus Africa, the Middle East and South America. You are free in Europe and women are equal to men. Guests can enter and leave your hotel room.

Your pricing is a little bit low for outcall, since she spends time travelling to you. So you will usually see some travel and taxi charges that will make your change a little bit higher than 150 euros an hour.

OK! Escorts is the mist often mentioned outcall group. Chubzy and others have done some excellent reviews of their ladies if you will do a search. They list most of their services and charges on their website.

https://okescorts.com/en/

For independents, Jaqueline meets your criteria the best. She is a Latina in her late 30's who is a very high performer. She translates messages to communicate with you and responds promptly to emails. She only speaks Spanish. She has very good reviews here on ISG.

https://www.jacquelinescort.com/en/salidas-y-viajes/

Not sure if Gabby will do out all or not. She is a little bit less expensive than others, so if she will do outcall that might work. Open the links using the Google Chrome browser to read them in English.

https://www.slumi.com/escorts/barcel...ronto-id-9jv5w

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/gabby...g-t371382.html

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/gabby...369931-i2.html

Noa Secret is more white and more expensive than the others, and sometimes more difficult to book, but her looks and services are legendary, and she is in her 30's by now.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/noa-s...1987-i107.html

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/noa-s...t58245-i4.html

Muchas Gracias!

With your recommandations I'll hopefully find a companion for the night.

Jaqueline matches my desires quite good!

[BarcyFun]

Hola!

What a disaster of an experience today, will try keep it rather crisp here.

1. Booked her for 30 min. After reading some good reviews on SMB even tho there were some solid negatives ones aside, I decided to book for 30 min (thankfully).

2. Reached dot on time but had to wait a while for few minutes prior she opened that door. Annoying as its a public place.

3. Disappointing first look tbh. In spite of rave reviews on SMB, she is a very average looker, kind of person a dude easily would miss giving a second glance on street.

4. Apparently she has upper lip hair which I could feel while kissing and was a big turn off, and another thing that was kind of repulsive to me was that she had a middle nose ring and massive tattoos on her lower body. Which per my understating is rather crass, not my types (and was never shown in any of her pics seen) and I just don't feel that this is posh nuff.

5. Finally, she was suffering from a bad cold and that was a red herring for a hygiene conscience person like me. Every 2-3 min. She had to reach out to the tissues and blow out her nose!!

6. She feigned that she didn't understand any English but I could sense that it was an act of getting by, bet she knew the basics enough to give a good time.

6. That was it for me. Within 20 min I broke loose from that room and thanked her, shower and walked out.

This was my deal today.

If any one is a member on SMB can you please copy-paste this review and post it? I am not a member and don't have time / patience to register. Don't want any other guys being ripped off by her (Though I still am sure Vecinitas is a decent place to head).

Thanks!

P.S. Sorry for posting a bad experience but it needs to be out there.

Thanks!

[Mongerer88]

Hi fellow mongers!

I'll have a short night in BCN end of March and would like to make the best out of it.

As far a s I've read in the forum here, there are some "walk-ins" like Perla Negra and some escorts.

LAst year I've visited the Apricots and was treated very well.

My arrival in BCN will be on a Sunday evening around 21 h. Hotel isn't booked yet. Is there any restrictions in BCN to bring girls to the room?

I think, I'd go for an escort service coming to my hotel and serving me for 1-2 hours.

So far I haven't found any escorts working also on a Sunday night. My preferrence are latinas in their 30's of age offering PSE and GFE (I love squirters!

What will be the approx. Rate for such a service in BCN? 150/ h?

Thanks for any help and advises!

Cheers or better here saludos amigos.

Hotels in Barcelona are girl friendly. One of the most difficult things to get people to understand is how different things are in Europe, the United States and Canada versus Africa, the Middle East and South America. You are free in Europe and women are equal to men. Guests can enter and leave your hotel room.

Your pricing is a little bit low for outcall, since she spends time travelling to you. So you will usually see some travel and taxi charges that will make your change a little bit higher than 150 euros an hour.

OK! Escorts is the mist often mentioned outcall group. Chubzy and others have done some excellent reviews of their ladies if you will do a search. They list most of their services and charges on their website.

https://okescorts.com/en/

For independents, Jaqueline meets your criteria the best. She is a Latina in her late 30's who is a very high performer. She translates messages to communicate with you and responds promptly to emails. She only speaks Spanish. She has very good reviews here on ISG.

https://www.jacquelinescort.com/en/salidas-y-viajes/

Not sure if Gabby will do out all or not. She is a little bit less expensive than others, so if she will do outcall that might work. Open the links using the Google Chrome browser to read them in English.

https://www.slumi.com/escorts/barcel...ronto-id-9jv5w

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/gabby...g-t371382.html

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/gabby...369931-i2.html

Noa Secret is more white and more expensive than the others, and sometimes more difficult to book, but her looks and services are legendary, and she is in her 30's by now.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/noa-s...1987-i107.html

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/noa-s...t58245-i4.html

[Jimmy K II]

Hi fellow mongers!

I'll have a short night in BCN end of March and would like to make the best out of it.

As far a s I've read in the forum here, there are some "walk-ins" like Perla Negra and some escorts.

LAst year I've visited the Apricots and was treated very well.

My arrival in BCN will be on a Sunday evening around 21 h. Hotel isn't booked yet. Is there any restrictions in BCN to bring girls to the room?

I think, I'd go for an escort service coming to my hotel and serving me for 1-2 hours.

So far I haven't found any escorts working also on a Sunday night. My preferrence are latinas in their 30's of age offering PSE and GFE (I love squirters!

What will be the approx. Rate for such a service in BCN? 150€/ h?

Thanks for any help and advises!

Cheers or better here saludos amigos.

[BarcyFun]

Folks!

Another trip is on the anvil to BCN soon. Appreciate tips / update re: girls at Vecinitas, if possible. I guess lot has changed over the last year and there maybe new additions which any of you would like to reco? Just one caveat: don't want fake titties. Ideally I like tall women like Lara 24 but she's quit the game I believe?

Also, any feedback on this Chica? Seems she's been in the game for a very long time so any recent experiences?

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/sandr...og-t37250.html

EL Eden 53.

Has their website changed? It now looks rather crass and just does not appeal anymore! (unless there is another).

Feel free if to show any other independents!

Many thanks!

[PhrozenFlame]

Hello friends,

First I'm thankful for the information here. I am visit Barcelona for just few hours and would like to make maximum of it.

I have read the thread and understood that some of the walk-ins are better like Vecinentas, teensbcn, Eleden etc.

I would like to hop on off, perhaps go-to strip bars in between to keep myself and Johnny 'in the zone'.

What are some nice strip clubs that can be recommended where you can just chill and have drinks without the pressure of taking extra or tourist traps to avoid?

Can some be recommended, ideally near the walk in spots?

It has been quite rainy and windy so how easy it is to get taxis from the locations? I understand Uber doesn't work here.

I'm staying in Less Corts, but moving around shouldn't be an issue in taxi.

I promise in good faith to give back to community with reports.

Thank you.

[Mongerer88]

When in a German FKK, the girls will "qualify" you by asking if you've been there before. The absolute correct answer is, "yes, I've been a customer here many years". If you're vetted as a regular customer, and not a newby, BBBJ wll be standard without upsell. Also, at the more ethical places, like Sharks or Golden Time, the management is on the lookout for girls who try to upsell BBBJ. Yes, it's technically illegal to even give it but that's not the point. The Germans have done such a good job enforcing the now 3-year old regulations that BBFS houses are still, ummm, offering BBFS as a standard service.

BCN is a different animal altogether, but IME familiarity gets you better service. It's a little difficult to navigate and it's been a long time since I visited, but my experiences there were always stellar.

Almost all of the new reviews in Barcelona on the local board are for independents, Vecinitas, teensbcn, Sinners and El Eden53, and OK! Escorts (although fewer reviews for OK!

So I don't think the locals are getting better services at Felinas, Top Damas, Sugar Girls, LE vie en Rose, Perla Negra, Maison Close, La Suite BCN, or at the clubs. I think the locals have simply decided to abandon these places in favor of the other venues. Tourists like these brothels since they have published addresses, but that means nothing to a local. In fact on the local review board they are often referred to as "tourist brothels".

[Action22]

They definitely don't allow walk-ins with no appointment.

These are places oriented to locals, and they provide better services such as BBBJ with no upsell, from younger ladies, and at lower prices, than the big commercial walk-in brothels with expensive brothel licenses. These "50 euros extra for every little thing" commercial brothels with lots of CBJ-only ladies are a disaster for locals and tourists alike, so we don't want to fuck up what is great about Barcelona, particularly given the trend at the German FKKs for upselling BBBJ.

When in a German FKK, the girls will "qualify" you by asking if you've been there before. The absolute correct answer is, "yes, I've been a customer here many years". If you're vetted as a regular customer, and not a newby, BBBJ wll be standard without upsell. Also, at the more ethical places, like Sharks or Golden Time, the management is on the lookout for girls who try to upsell BBBJ. Yes, it's technically illegal to even give it but that's not the point. The Germans have done such a good job enforcing the now 3-year old regulations that BBFS houses are still, ummm, offering BBFS as a standard service.

BCN is a different animal altogether, but IME familiarity gets you better service. It's a little difficult to navigate and it's been a long time since I visited, but my experiences there were always stellar.

[Voldemorte]

Hi all,

I am visiting Barcelona and Valencia at the end of the month and wanted to know if you can recommend me some brothels. I read about Sugargirls, La Suite and Perla Negra (Barcelona) and Soul Valencia and Felina Valencia. Are these brothels okay or do you recommend me others?

Thanks in advance.

Don't go anywhere near Sugargirls. I tried it once on my first trip, and it was a disaster. Average looking girls. Antiseptic fucking experience! And from what I've read on the forums, most big brothels follow the same template. Do yourself (and your little man) a favor and read some of Mongerer88's posts. He's your man in Barcelona!