Sao Paulo Reports

[The Critic]

Doing Individual Reports on some boates I've visited during my September Trip. Casarao is my new favorite place in Sao Paulo.
I went during the end of my stay in Sao Paulo which is unfortunate but after the first visit I went every night.

Excellent and accurate reporting for Casarao. Newbies, the only way to get better knowledge is to go yourself.

[Bearsi]

Doing Individual Reports on some boates I've visited during my September Trip.

Casarao is my new favorite place in Sao Paulo.

I went during the end of my stay in Sao Paulo which is unfortunate but after the first visit I went every night.

ENTRANCE FEE is 50 brl or 100 brl if you come after a certain time I think, my memory fails me sometimes. Regardless it's pretty cheap. They give you a card like scadallo to pay for your drinks.

TIME: the place opens at 10 pm but girls don't start pouring in til 11:30 and the place is pretty packed at 12:30 so best bet is to come at midnight.

I made the mistake of coming in at 10:30 pm. I went with a buddy who had been there before during his last trip and he didn't like it but it was open so we decided to check it out. They have completely renovated the space since he last came because he was impressed. Apparently it was a cheap local scene where guys would wear basketball shorts and tank tops and so attracted the sub par talent. New management completely changed that and made the place more upscaled without charging more. When we arrived there was only 10 girls. I asked one of the girls if more girls would come and she said they start coming in after 11 pm. Luckily we stayed to see and she was right. I saw a cute Ruiva walk past and so I chatted her up. She just came out from scandallo and told me that scandallo girls come here after their shift if they didn't land anyone or need some more cash as the entrance to come in is free before midnight for girls and 50 brl after which still isn't bad. So you can definitely see some solid 7's and 8's.

BAR: drinks here are pretty normal rate for boates. I didn't get too many girls ask me for drinks and the one's who did just got some coconut water or a redbull. I heard from others some girls will try to get you to buy them drinks so they can get a cut. I believe it so watch out. If you really want a drink tho you really need to make an effort because the bartenders would take forever to take my order every single time. I would just get a coke so nothing too fancy. Really annoying.

THE SPACE: There is two floors here. The first floor has a main dance space with a bar near the end, a dance pole on the side, little bar tables and a long wall to wall bar cushion couch thingy on the opposite side. There's a top floor where I guess you can pay VIP to get drinks and get a private lap dance but I never saw anyone go up there. The second floor has booths, another bar and a smoking area patio. Theres a bathroom up and down stairs. It's pretty spacious but once it's packed it's kind of hard to move around.

Wednesday-Friday they have girls doing some strip shows on the pole on the first floor.

THE GIRLS: You can find a good mix of everything here which is why I like it! Tall, short, black, pale, long hair, short hair, 20's-40's, pros and non pros, etc. The typical price for a girl for 30 mins is 300 brl and 1 hour is 400 brl. Usually depends on the girl of course. You can easily take a girl out and I believe it was like 50 brl to take them out which is great. This is where I met Brenda who will make an appearance in my Rio Report. I went with petite blonde, a mature MILF, a international chef and brenda who looks like ariel winters from the TV show modern family minus the huge rack. The first two I did 30 mins for 300 brl in the rooms next door. Great sessions! The chef girl I took back to my place and she did it for 800 brl but I asked her to stay for 4 hours (it was around 1 am when we left) so I could get 3 nuts in. She agreed. We went to my place in brooklin novo and we had a great time chatting and getting to know each other. She would massage my back after each break. It was a long day that day for me so after my first nut I was pretty drained. The only bad thing was that she did everything covered but the great thing is that she was a woman of her word and she told me that should not leave my place until she made me cum 3 times. You have to love Brazil. She was like 4'10 and really fit with abs so she was a great fuck. We ended up fucking til 8 am so we called some food on rappi and I sent her off at 9 am. One of my best session even though it was covered. She let me know about that before we left the club but I had a good feeling about her.

Brenda I got her number and you can read my time with her in my long SP report.

What's important is to go and talk to the girl your interested in right away because this place is full of girls but also guys. Its a good value so lots of guys here are not pussy footing around and will not hesitate to pull the trigger unlike scandallo. My buddy saw a girl he liked and he turned around and she was leaving with another guy. He waited around and as soon as she popped back in he went up to her and took her to the rooms. When he came back with the girl back to the club another guy immediately chatted her up and took her. It's really fast paced here. I also saw some girls I wanted to hit up but as soon as they went downstairs they disappeared or went with another guy. So if you snooze you lose. It's such good value it really doesn't hurt to just chat her up and at least get numbers.

THE ROOMS: The fee for the room I believe was like 100 brl or so for 1 hour and less for 30 mins. It's best to bring cash here to pay the girls and your room. You can use card but they charge an extra 10% the rooms are pretty nice. Good shower and the bed is like a queen size. There is a mirror on the ceiling so a big plus for me if you know me at all. The room is also the other reason this place is great! It's next door so when you pick your girl you have to leave the club and go next door.

I give this place a 9/10.

Its clean, cheap and a good variety of girls with decent pricing!

You can see a virtual tour of the place on their website.

https://casaraoaugusta.com.br/

[The Cane]

Got to agree with Axel on this. Scandallo is not Scandallo until late night. 10 would be the bare minimum earliest I would go. It will get busier at 11 and 12 and beyond. It will be rocking till the wee hours. But I'd say shoot more for like 10 or 11. Even later is fine.

If you want to have dinner and have a relaxed look around (advisable for a newbie), and maybe even score a quality fuck with a hottie before things are at full blast, arrive between 7 and 8 pm. Walk around and have a look and explore to get familiar with the layout and where things are. Eat dinner. Might even strike up a new friendship with a garota who you wouldn't mind dining with. Then later head up to the room and dine between her thighs! I've started off many a great night at Scandallo this way. Get in a decent meal and a quality fuck early before prime time has even started! Then settle in and have a drink. And then maybe another. Scoping and on high alert for that next hot piece of ass. And if you're at Scandallo then you're bound to find her! Now if you don't want dinner then OK show up later. But I would still say be there before 10, like maybe between 8 and 9, to have a shot at bedding a super hottie who just might be milling around then before another monger can pull and mount her in the room. I have met (and fucked) some super hot Brazilian girls that I met at Scandallo almost as soon as I arrived between 7 and 8. And if not, then I have dinner and get on that ass later on in the night. But I've had solid luck scoring early when it's still fresh LOL! This is just me and how I like to do. Get some early. Then get some more late. Works for me!

[Bearsi]

Sports cars are not very common in Sao Paulo and definitely not the Bomboa girls have them. Looks more like a Jeepy.

Considering Sao Paulo's status as the financial capital of SP / Brazil and even South America for that matter it does surprise me that there isn't really a lot sport cars or luxury cars in the city. I've only seen a few BMWs, Range Rovers and Porsches in the wild and the few supercars I've seen were parked in the scadallo parking garage. As a Florida native its not uncommon to see a 1909 Ford Model T driving down the road with a 2023 Ferrari Daytona SP3 on it's tail. Even taking a trip to the Holy Temple of the local Publix Supermarket you'll see some Rolls and Bentleys sprinkled around the parking lots.

I know Sao Paulo and Brazil isn't exactly as prosperous as old money cities in the US but it's still a HUGE international financial hub so that always surprised me when staying in Sao Paulo. I've been there 5 times now and I usually stay 2 weeks on average so that part always stands out for me as I am a car enthusiast.

[Steve 9696]

I agree with #1. Clinicas are a wonderful SP afternoon venue and place to meet fun girls and fool around. The clinicas provide the best bang for your buck opportunities in Sao Paulo. So, definitely try a few Moema clinicas in the afternoon.

I also agree with #2. Brazil is not a tipping culture unlike say Thailand. Brazilian girls do not expect a tip, so my advice is don't rock the boat. Do not tip the girls.

But I disagree with #3. The whole Raison-d'etre of Scandallo is to experience (see, roam around & choose from) the large, remarkable display of quality girls of all shapes and sizes that hang out there. But things do not really get going until 10 pm and the place is very quiet before 7 pm with only a fraction of the girls that show up later. The large entertainment bar and the courtyard bar will be roped off and closed until around 9 pm. Sure some afternoon Scandallo girls are very nice, but for the most part these afternoon Scandallo girls are not much different in quality than the better looking clinica girls you can have at a fraction of the cost in the afternoon in Moema. So, you will not have the true Scandallo experience if you go before 7 pm and you will be left wondering what all the talk and high praise is about. Therefore, I strongly recommend a 1st time punter to wait until 9 pm or 10 pm and then check out the numero uno bordello / nightclub in all of South America. You won't be sorry. In addition, not all Scandallo nights are equal. Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday nights are the hottest, best nights to be there.

P.S. In the same vein, I highly recommend 11:30 pm as the absolute earliest to show up at Casarao. This amazing boate, which kind of acts as the counter opposite of high class Scandallo, opens at 10 pm, but the place does not get rocking until 11:30 pm at the earliest with after midnight being an even better time to go and not miss the experience of its wall-to-wall SP girls.

Got to agree with Axel on this. Scandallo is not Scandallo until late night. 10 would be the bare minimum earliest I would go. It will get busier at 11 and 12 and beyond. It will be rocking till the wee hours. But I'the say shoot more for like 10 or 11. Even later is fine.

[The Critic]

Quick question on all consumable? Is this include your drinks as well or just food and non-alcoholic beverages?

Includes, Alcoholic and non-Alcoholic and Food.

[Rogerrules]

Firstly, many thanks to Nounce, Axel Heyst, DreamCarnarvon, The Critic et al. I really appreciate the solid advice on how to go about things in Brazil and the different points of view from these fine gentlemen.

Brooklin Massagem: I went here this afternoon and four girls were presented, one ruiva, two brunettes and a black girl. The redhead was sexy and I was tempted but I ended up choosing the brunette named Duda as I recalled reading good reviews of her. 24 years old, very cute face with a plump body but I dug her. She happened to speak pretty decent English for a Brazilian clinica girl so that made the session a little more interesting. She gave an awesome BBBJ where I asked her to slow down and she engaged in some stellar BLS and literally made gentle love to my cock. Put the rubber on and we went at it in ppmm (papa mama which is Brazilian for missionary LOL) where I enjoyed looking at her pretty face and kissing her before I shot my load after 15 minutes. We had an engaging conversation until the buzzer rang and all in all an hour of my life that was well spent.

Scandallo: I plan on visiting tomorrow and will go with Axel's advice and pay the are $500 and try to experience the place at its peak after 10 PM, rather than getting in before 7 PM to save are $200. Don't want to be tired of the place before it really starts kickin, though judging from all the posts that would be unlikely. Even if I don't pull I hope to get some contacts for the slow days around New years for outcalls to my hotel.

Casarao: I'll definitely be visiting this club, given the high praise from Bearsi and other members as well as the cost effectiveness.

ATM scam: When I arrived in SP on Monday, I was weary of using the ATM at the airport given the jacked up fees etc. I had a recollection that some board member had used the ATM at the same hotel where I am stayng with a positive review so I took it to be a safe bet. As expected I was prompted to go with a shitty pre-determined exchange rate for the withdrawal in USD which I quickly rejected so as to get the withdrawal in Reais and let Schwab handle the rest for me. What I didn't pick up on in my tiredness / jetlag is the amount listed for the service fee from the ATM for the transaction. My eyes and my mind told me that for the R2,300 withdrawal it was R30 (6). I withdrew my cash and was on my merry way, though I did think the $509 withdrawal notification alert from my account was high, I was too focused on getting myself balls deep in Brazilian pussy to worry too much at the time. When I looked carefully at my receipt this morning I realized, what I thought was a R30 charge, was really are $309 - that's close to $60 USD on a withdrawal of around $450. I'm not even going to bother with the poor conversion rate in relation to the XE rate that I got. I have since read some posts mostly on the Rio forum about such BS and the recommendation is to withdraw from Bradesco or Santander. If there are any better options that myself and other newbies can use, please share.

[WonderWhy]

I love being in Sao Paulo. It is the only place I have been where my body runs out of capability before I run out of money. I met with a girlfriend I have known for 4 years when I arrived yesterday. We had lunch and a wonderful love making sesssion. Today a different girl friend I have known for almost the same time was supposed to come to me but put it off til late tonight. Sooooo what to do, go to Tangara for old times sake. Susan was there and it was great to get to see her again. Hmmmm can I do it? Well, only way to know is try. So she suggests two girls, I pick one and wow did I pick correctly. Now the second girlfriend is on her way over and wants to party. Grin, I will report how the body performs.

[WonderWhy]

The first time I came to Sao Paulo I had some time between flights. A friend had me meet him at Tangara and they stored my luggage for the few hours I was there. Apparantly they will do that if you ask.

That's a good idea, thanks. I'll message them and see.

[SoberHans69]

Did you ask the host if you can drop off your luggage early before check-in? That may offer you some flexibility.

That's a good idea, thanks. I'll message them and see.

[Georgest]

You should try all clinicas around the area. They are owned by the same owner and some girls work between them. The owner pull the reviews from GPG so you no longer see them. They were once moved to another forum but last time I looked, that forum was down.

I usually don't tip. If you read reviews, they never mention tipping either. I have never seen locals tip when I went to local restaurants. Their setup is also not helpful for tipping. I tip occasionally when I feel the girl goes extra mile like going over time. Most expensive restaurants will have tip included in the bill. I had udon for lunch today. I think second item is tip. 10% service charge is also common.

Since it will be your first time going to Scandallo, I suggest you go before 7 PM and the extrada is 300 all consumable. Find a seat in the restaurant and have dinner there. You probably will see the girls line up on the bar counter to get your attention. Some girls may approach you and you will be in driver seat when you chat with the girl. You can kill 1 hour or more there if you eat slowly lol. I will order coffee or just move to the cafe to have some desert. Then wait for the club and outdoor area to open and the girls to arrive, then followed by live music later. Look at it this way, 300 is not much for a dinner in Sao Paulo in a nice place. If you enjoy food, there are many excellent food choices.

Quick question on all consumable? Is this include your drinks as well or just food and non-alcoholic beverages?

[Nounce]

I am assuming you don't know these.

... Amanda has the best reviews on gpguia and as luck would have it, she was not available when I got to the Spa. ....

You can schedule her by WhatsApp. I think they are pretty good at scheduling.

... but did share my experience with the receptionist who only charged me R200. ....

You can ask for it next time, my guess is that price will stick. If you want to make sure you get the discount, post the same review you wrote here on GPG using Portuguese and show it the the receptionist to get the forista discount. Last time I went, the forista discount was 170

The answer for the GPG registration question is avion when I registered.

I see the reviews of some other clinicas that were removed are back on GPG

[Axel Heyst]

(1) You should try all clinicas around the area. (2) I usually don't tip. (3) Since it will be your first time going to Scandallo, I suggest you go before 7 PM and the extrada is 300 all consumable.

I agree with #1. Clinicas are a wonderful SP afternoon venue and place to meet fun girls and fool around. The clinicas provide the best bang for your buck opportunities in Sao Paulo. So, definitely try a few Moema clinicas in the afternoon.

I also agree with #2. Brazil is not a tipping culture unlike say Thailand. Brazilian girls do not expect a tip, so my advice is don't rock the boat. Do not tip the girls.

But I disagree with #3. The whole Raison-d'etre of Scandallo is to experience (see, roam around & choose from) the large, remarkable display of quality girls of all shapes and sizes that hang out there. But things do not really get going until 10 pm and the place is very quiet before 7 pm with only a fraction of the girls that show up later. The large entertainment bar and the courtyard bar will be roped off and closed until around 9 pm. Sure some afternoon Scandallo girls are very nice, but for the most part these afternoon Scandallo girls are not much different in quality than the better looking clinica girls you can have at a fraction of the cost in the afternoon in Moema. So, you will not have the true Scandallo experience if you go before 7 pm and you will be left wondering what all the talk and high praise is about. Therefore, I strongly recommend a 1st time punter to wait until 9 pm or 10 pm and then check out the numero uno bordello / nightclub in all of South America. You won't be sorry. In addition, not all Scandallo nights are equal. Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday nights are the hottest, best nights to be there.

P.S. In the same vein, I highly recommend 11:30 pm as the absolute earliest to show up at Casarao. This amazing boate, which kind of acts as the counter opposite of high class Scandallo, opens at 10 pm, but the place does not get rocking until 11:30 pm at the earliest with after midnight being an even better time to go and not miss the experience of its wall-to-wall SP girls.

[Nounce]

Hi, hope everyone had a good Christmas.

Its 41 days until my first trip to Sao Paulo and can't wait. I've booked an apartment next to the MASP but I can't check in until 3 pm but unfortunately my plane is supposed to land in Sao Paulo at 6 am from the UK.

I've emailed the apartment to see if I can pay extra to check in early but someone else is staying there the night before so I can't. I don't want to be walking around Sao Paulo with my money, passport etc so not sure what to do in the meantime, anyone got any ideas.

I've thought about either hanging around the airport, getting food and trying to find somewhere to sleep or booking a room or sleep capsule inside or near the airport for a few hours.

What would you lot suggest?

Thanks.

Did you ask the host if you can drop off your luggage early before check-in? That may offer you some flexibility.

[DreamCarnarvon]

I understand it's not an easy job having to spread your legs for dudes that you may not feel any attraction towards for R100-150 an hour so I have to take this experience with a grain of salt. It's still early during my trip to Brazil, but so far I'm not impressed.

As it's your first Brazil experience, you are not going to get everything right. Mistakes will happen but what's important is that you will get to learn from them. A couple of suggestions on how to navigate the SP clinicas:

1) Some of the girls only work part-time and only work a couple days out of the week. So it's important to have the clinicas add your WhatsApp number so you can receive their daily girl status.

2) The most well reviewed and popular girl (s) in the clinicas are naturally going to be the busiest. One way to work around that is to message or call the clinica and book an appointment ahead of time.

3) Always take the managers / receptionists suggestions with a grain of salt. They are working for the clinicas and not you. And I wouldn't bother with asking them for recommendations as most of them don't have a clue about the girls service quality. Always go by the TDs on GP Guia.

4) You can ask the receptionist to send the girl out and have a quick one on one talk with them. Ask them directly about specific services that you are looking for: Voce the beija de língua sem frescura? (Do you DFK without frills?) Voce faz oral sem camisinha? (Do you do BBBJ) Voce deixa ser chupada? (Do you allow DATY) Voce faz beijo grego? (Do you do rimming) Voce faz anal? (Do you do anal).

5) Last but not least, go to Clinica Brooklin and ask for Amanda. She used to work at Clinica Prime under the name Jaqueline. I sessioned with her twice back then and she is absolutely fantastic. She loves DFK and is super passionate and affectionate. She offers BBBJ, DATY and will allow you to fuck her in any position for as long as you like. You can check out her TDs and they are all positives.