Pattaya Reports

[Blanquiceleste]

Amazing that you say that! When I was in Pattaya in June the majority of girls couldn't tell an Australian accent from an American accent and constantly asked me and my American friend what part of the world we are from.

I know a Pattaya girl who thought Australia was in Europe. Another one asked me "So when is Christmas in Singpaore?" I could go on and on with such interesting exchanges.

[MonkeyPaw]

Fucking hot story bro. Nicely done. How do you get girls to pose for photos? During my trip to Pattaya I asked every single girl and only 2 obliged.

Regarding the ability to pretty girls to take pics, I think I've answered this question before. How does Shane get girls to spread their ass in front of the camera. How does Mr. E get girls to fuck him for free? How did I get girls to fuck me for. 99 cent Jack in the Box tacos? The answer is simple. It's because we are who we are and no one else. You are Hector and I am Monkeypaw. We all have been gifted or cursed, however you want to look at it, with different powers when it comes to understanding others, playing with girls, and with succeeding in life. You can either thank God or curse the devil for your level of knowledge, skills, and abilities. I call this game or gamesmanship. Many people who get upset at this fact, still know it's true. In school, how can two students be given the same book to read but score differently on tests? Why can one Indian get into Baccara but another one can't? Think of P4P as like a hobby or sport. I can play basketball, but I can't do it like Lebron. He can play way better than me. I can only sit back in awe at some of the amazing things Lebron can do. That's all.

I returned to my hotel for another nap and then headed to Sapphire. Again I've been following their FB page and the gorgeous girls photos. I had a list of about 10 girls and their numbers. My favorite girl Beer no longer works there, my other favorites were nowhere to be found, and one I was hoping to meet (Mook) turned out to be quite stuck up and zero connection.

The same thing can be said about your experience with Mook. After I read about what happened, I wanted to take revenge for the way she treated you. I've seen Mook for 1 year now, and recognize that she is quite a hustler. Rarely have I seen her go with customers, yet she very popular and good at getting drinks. I've always thought Mook was cute in the face, but quite small. So we never connected or did I even attempt, until read your report. No Go Go bar dancer can treat my boy Hector with a "stuck up" attitude and think she can get away with it. So Monkeypaw decided he was going in to get some payback for Hector.

First off, I can tell she is a lesbian. The way she moves. They way she talks. I know. It's my gift that I can do shit like this. I had to call her down myself because the fat waitress was too busy putting on make up. It was already like 9, the waitress apparently came in late. Not sure why? It's not like the waitress didn't get enough sleep because she got barfined the night before. Anyways no tip for her lazy ass. So anyways I called Mook over for drinks and when it came time, I told her I just wanted to barfine her to feed her skinny ass. I told her she was too thin and if she was 5 kg more (38 kg), I would have no problem dicking her fine ass down. And that when she dances, I'm afraid that another girl will knock her off the stage accidentally. Tonight, I offered to pay her barfine of 1500, buy her 5 drinks, and give her another 1000 for her time, if she would come to my room and eat some Japanese curry (with potatoes and carrots) that I cooked earlier and made too much, to help fatten her up a bit. She looked a little angry at what is said about her spinner type body, but had no problem accepting my deal.

So in my room as she was eating, I got her to look the other way and stuck a plastic roach in her food. Yeah yeah, the despicable shit that Monkeypaw does. I know I'm a sorry excuse for a human being. She screamed in horror of course. Not sure why the Thai girls get mad? I thought they eat this shit while growing up. Weren't roaches and crickets packed in their school lunches? I see bugs and worms on the food carye on Walking Street all the time. While she was cursing me in Thai, this was the perfect time for Monkeypaw to make his move. I told her I wanted to pay her an extra 1000 baht to lick her pussy for about 15-20 minutes. So that would be 2000 baht total. She said okay and finished her food. Afterwards she told me that she was going to shower to get the curry smell out, but I requested that she not brush her teeth. I told her I've never been to India before and never been with an Indian prostitute before, so this was my chance to almost.

When Mook came out of the shower she was fresh, clean, and completely bald. She laid on the bed with her legs spread wide open for me to start my dinner. She had sprayed herself with a sweet strawberry flavored lubricant. Now it was time for my powers versus Mook's. I spent the next 20 minutes carefully and strategically licking, eating, and tongue fucking her. Every time she was about to cum, I would suck on her clit and make it too intense for her to do so. Then after the 3rd time of torturing her ass like this I made her an offer. 1000 baht more to fuck her and let her cum. She whimpered "okay please I want finish. " Then Monkeypaw did you what he does best. I fucked the devil out of her.

She asked me what position I would like. I opted for her on top which she enthusiastically said in a cute voice, "OK". She climbed on top of my throbbing cock, placed it inside (and it felt nice and tight), then slowly commenced into an up and down motion massaging my dick. I grabbed her ass after she got comfortable and could tell she wanted me to control the pace and liked to be fucked. I got more moans out of her when I got faster which turned me on as she is not a very vocal girl, at all. Things started to dry up as condoms do that to her she said, then grabbed more lube as we decided to give K9 a go. She knelt on the side of the bed while I stood which is my favorite position with girls like her. Her hips, ass, and shoulders all within arm's reach, and very fun to hold while fucking. I had to again check my wrapper as it felt like I was fucking her bare, but nope, still on. I sped up to her delight, and one point made her cum as she shivered in orgasm to my cock fucking her tight pussy.

The bed had slid, and she was about to fall off so she stood for a moment after her climax to keep the rhythm going. I didn't take long and had her lay down on her back so I could see the full frontal of her face, nice tits, and hot pussy all below me. I felt like I could cum any minute but held out best I could as I only planned a short time session. I then put her legs to the side and one leg up on the bed which sent me overboard, and her as well. I pulled out, laid down and asked her to lick my balls. She agreed as long as I didn't cum on her face, which was cool with me. The view of her face, tight ass in the air, and tongue on my sack made me shoot my load all over that cute face. I lied, so what. Mook got revenged banged in the name of my bro, Hector and it was game over for her, Monkeypaw wins.

Disclaimer: This story may have been fantasized or fictionalized to protect the identity of all parties involved. Interpretation should cautioned and be used only for entertainment purposes only.

[LittleBigMan]

In April 2017 the authorities announced that they would allow the construction of the casino and that work would begin in August 2017. From what I know no construction has been started.

https://news.lovepattayathailand.com...ahead-pattaya/

When the former Mayor was elected it was speculated he would push for the approval of the casino which his father connection wanted of course rumors. The approval authorization is just locally but has to be approved by the larger government the reason nothing has or can be done. Fifteen years ago I heard about the casino supposedly a piece of land is already in place along the bench in Jomtien located somewhere between Soi 9-11?

Personally, when I heard it I was against and hope it never happens!

[Christian G]

Hey you guys with boots on the ground in Pattaya, is it true that the authorities are going to allow casinos in Pattaya? That would certainly enhance my retirement experience as I would like to have at least one night per week in a casino.

In April 2017 the authorities announced that they would allow the construction of the casino and that work would begin in August 2017. From what I know no construction has been started.

https://news.lovepattayathailand.com...ahead-pattaya/

[Rob Jones]

Americans, unless obviously well off are usually met with a poor welcome compared to other races as Americans are usually poor and cheap Charlie's. The girls learn fast and they know to go to guys from countries that have had wage growth.

Amazing that you say that! When I was in Pattaya in June the majority of girls couldn't tell an Australian accent from an American accent and constantly asked me and my American friend what part of the world we are from.

As I often state these are uneducated farm girls and they would not have a clue what wage growth is little know what country's are experiencing it.

Me thinks 1/ sour grapes and 2/ this comment belongs in Stupid Shit in Thailand thread.

[Banana Boi]

Hey you guys with boots on the ground in Pattaya, is it true that the authorities are going to allow casinos in Pattaya? That would certainly enhance my retirement experience as I would like to have at least one night per week in a casino.

There's been talk about it for some time but nothing likely to happen for a while. It may come at the expense of part of walking street and Bali Hai pier as it is likely the best location for it.

It definitely will change pattaya. You think there's an issue with Chinese tourists now? Wait until a casino gets here.

[MrManGuy]

Americans, unless obviously well off are usually met with a poor welcome compared to other races as Americans are usually poor and cheap Charlie's. The girls learn fast and they know to go to guys from countries that have had wage growth.

[Turgid]

Hey you guys with boots on the ground in Pattaya, is it true that the authorities are going to allow casinos in Pattaya? That would certainly enhance my retirement experience as I would like to have at least one night per week in a casino.

[Mr Enternational]

Quick fly by Soi 6 today at 2 pm. The top half of Soi 6 had many girls while the Beach Road part starting from The Clansman was a bit sparse. Not much talent today. I did get a lady drink for one girl in one of the air conditioned bars because it was a bit hot today. No DFK or HJ when buying the drink so I ended my time with her fairly quickly. Tits felt ok though. Cmon guys be more demanding with these girls!

I had one buddy that was being polite and asking them on dates. I said that is not what Soi 6 is for and showed him how you are supposed to be raunchy with the girls.

[Banana Boi]

Quick fly by Soi 6 today at 2 pm. The top half of Soi 6 had many girls while the Beach Road part starting from The Clansman was a bit sparse. Not much talent today. I did get a lady drink for one girl in one of the air conditioned bars because it was a bit hot today. No DFK or HJ when buying the drink so I ended my time with her fairly quickly. Tits felt ok though. Cmon guys be more demanding with these girls!

[Dg8787]

I wouldn't pay $5 k for a house in Detroit. I remember a few years ago they were going for $1.

I would sell for $5,000.00. Should have invested $100 then. 100 x $4,999.00 profit = &49,990. 00. Crap my $100 went down a warm wet V!

[Banana Boi]

I wouldn't pay $5 k for a house in Detroit. I remember a few years ago they were going for $1.

[Mr Enternational]

Please tell me where I can buy a house in the US for 5 k. Inquiring minds would like to know.

Come on man. Some things you can use google to get the answer to.

[Fox Two]

Please tell me where I can buy a house in the US for 5 k. Inquiring minds would like to know.

On a whim, I did a quick google search and amusingly / amazingly enough, there are several. Who knew! You'll have to put a lot of extra work into them to make them habitable though.

https://www.cbsnews.com/media/10-hom...-buy-for-5000/

Cheers,

FT.

[Tomasb]

Nah sorry, there are no stereotypes like this that apply to countries with tens of millions of people. Anyway, taxes are higher in Japan and Korea than America on top of their lower wages. Japan's entire country is in debt to the tune of twice their annual GDP, they're actually in NEGATIVE INTEREST. It actually costs money to lend them anything. And Tokyo has one of the highest costs of living in the world. Top 10 most expensive cities lists always include Tokyo, sometimes at #1. Tokyo is where half the population lives. In South Korea 80 percent of the population is in Seoul where you need a massive "key money" deposit to even rent an apartment. There are places all over America where you can buy an actual house for $5000. Can't do that anywhere in Japan or Korea. Cars are cheaper in America too.

There are lots of cheap Japanese and Korean backpackers going through Thailand on a few Baht and plenty of big spender Americans making it rain.

Here: http://www.windmillpattaya.com/about...ip-membership/ The Windmill website has its high roller section showing the top ten spenders. There's a picture showing who spent between 25,000 and 103,000 Baht in one night. No Japanese or Koreans on there. USA appears 3 times, more than any other country.

Not every white guy in Thailand is a pensioner on a budget and not ever Japanese and Korean is a big spender. So no, the stereotypes just can't be applied according to the color of a person's passport.

Just say, some people spend a lot of money and some don't. Don't try to tie it to countries.

Please tell me where I can buy a house in the US for 5 k. Inquiring minds would like to know.