Davao

[Old And Ugly]

Of course that immediate after spending 7. 5 k for a plane ticket, the things have changed locally:

3 days ago after the exterminator spraying the apartment with professional grade chemicals, the cucarachas seemed to have multiplied and come out to visit more than usual, but the Japanese fumigator bombs have arrived from Lazada today, and I lit up 2 of them (the recommended dose is one), and left the apartment in a hurry. Across the hallway the door to the apartment almost vis--vis of mine was wide open, and the pretty short haired neighbor, unseen before, was doing the Christmas cleaning, we exchanged some greetings and left the building to spend 30 minutes away, and let the Japanese technology work its miracle.

The coffee shop outside our complex, (Coffee for Peace) was still closed, I guess it was too early, so we decided to go to the central market and NCCC mall, because the SM mall next to us was not opened yet, and probably crowded as hell. At the mall the GF decided to do things to her hair, (that looked fine to me, by the way) so I returned to the apartment alone, with the intention of aerating the whole place. Once at the door, I greeted the pretty neighbor once again, because her door was still wide open, and she stuck her head out when she heard me walking, then took few deep breaths, and ventured inside my place, opened the balcony door, and ran out. I repeated the process few more times, turning on the kitchen hood exhaust, then the fart fan in the bathroom, this while coughing more than I did when I had corona, all under the curious stare of my neighbor.

The last trip inside took longer, because I set up a fan in the balcony door to speed up the ventilation, and the Auschwitz like conditions got to me pretty bad, the pretty neighbor took me in and gave me a glass of water, while trying to get some answers out of me about what the hell was going on across the hallway.

After I stopped coughing my lungs out, I explained to her what I did, and she was interested in performing the same procedure in her apt because her cucarachas also behaved in an uncivilized manner, she invited me to sit down, to wait out the chemical storm in her place. She was in her late 30's or early 40's, a little bit old for my taste, but exceptionally well maintained and kind of funny, there was no sign of any male artifacts in her place, a very good thing. Immediately I started making mental plans involving her, but the fact that she was living in a high end place implies that she has money, and cannot be approached the usual route. Our chit-chat was interrupted, before I could fully interrogate her, by the cleaning lady that I guess she was expecting to arrive, and was the reason of her keeping poking her head out on the hallway at every sound of steps, because the whole building seemed to be deserted, everybody kept leaving the days before Christmas.

Anyway, as I was leaving we exchanged greetings, and in an very unusual move for a Filipina, she hugged me, kind of formally, but still extremely unusual in a country where touching strangers is considered weird (unless you're crammed in a jeepney, or in a que at the bank).

I was planning to propose my GF to heave her over for Christmas eve, and see what happen.

The chemical warfare agent still not totally dissipated from my place, so I closed the door an texted the GF that I'm at the Arabica Space Caf, because the other place was still not open yet.

At the coffee shop was quiet, and the second opportunity for the day presented in the form of an extremely shy barista, which probably can be paid to perform, I struck a conversation about which is her favorite item of the menu, and started to break the ice, when for the second time in the day I was brutally interrupted in my premongering actions by a extremely loud large muslim family that walked in (the women were wearing jihabs), with few kids that were running around like crazies I had to move outside on the terrace, but I will return to continue the conquest. It appears that opportunities arised as soon as I gave up, and booked the flight for the GF's GF.

My GF showed up after 2 hours of work have been done on her hair, looking absolutely the same, I told her about the 2 virtual prospects, and she liked the shy barista, for some reason she felt threaten by the older neighbor, can never understand the female mind, since the GF is a lot younger and better looking.

In the evening we had dinner at the Waterfront Insular, nice atmosphere, opera singers for the Christmas Eve, but the lowest quality of service I ever encountered in the PH. The good part was the continuous parade of model like female personnel running around aimlessly, we may have to return for a closer inspection.

After we returned home, the poison in the air was not completely gone, and my plans of knocking on my neighbor's door to invite her over for a drink were ruined.

The thing is that even that I didn't get any 3 way action before Christmas, I discovered new venues worth pusruing in the next days.

Merry Christmas Everybody!

[Goferring]

After we returned home, the poison in the air was not completely gone, and my plans of knocking on my neighbor's door to invite her over for a drink were ruined.

The thing is that even that I didn't get any 3 way action before Christmas, I discovered new venues worth pusruing in the next days.

Merry Christmas Everybody!Two suggestions:

Read the fine print in your DDT cans. Asian health controls can be pretty lax so fumigants are often as deadly to humans as the intended roaches. I've had to stop foggers before when we investigated what they were actually fogging with.

Stick with the barista. It's rarely a good idea to shit in your own back yard. 😜.

Merry Christmas 🎄.

G

PS. Not sure why but many regions seem to have their own specialities and kinks. I also asked about bringing friends and threesomes in Davao and everyone recoiled in horror. Good luck but maybe it's just not done there?

[WestCoast1]

The coffee shop outside our complex, (Coffee for Peace) was still closed, I guess it was too early, so we decided to go to the central market and NCCC mall, because the SM mall next to us was not opened yet, and probably crowded as hell. At the mall the GF decided to do things to her hair, (that looked fine to me, by the way) so I returned to the apartment alone, with the intention of aerating the whole place. Once at the door, I greeted the pretty neighbor once again, because her door was still wide open, and she stuck her head out when she heard me walking, then took few deep breaths, and ventured inside my place, opened the balcony door, and ran out. I repeated the process few more times, turning on the kitchen hood exhaust, then the fart fan in the bathroom, this while coughing more than I did when I had corona, all under the curious stare of my neighbor.

The last trip inside took longer, because I set up a fan in the balcony door to speed up the ventilation, and the Auschwitz like conditions got to me pretty bad, the pretty neighbor took me in and gave me a glass of water, while trying to get some answers out of me about what the hell was going on across the hallway.

After I stopped coughing my lungs out, I explained to her what I did, and she was interested in performing the same procedure in her apt because her cucarachas also behaved in an uncivilized manner, she invited me to sit down, to wait out the chemical storm in her place.


Read the fine print in your DDT cans. Asian health controls can be pretty lax so fumigants are often as deadly to humans as the intended roaches. I've had to stop foggers before when we investigated what they were actually fogging with.I'm with Go here. OAU, I assume that you are talking about gas canisters of aerosol bug fumigators. I have used these many times in my country, and only once here in Phils. They can be difficult to find in hardware stores here, and are carried sporadically on Lazada / Shopee.

While 100% effective in the home country every time, the only time I used them in Phils I had a questionable result. They work by pushing gaseous insecticide into the carpet and every nook and cranny in the building (where the critters live). It kills some, and drives others away, out of the house when the smell comes. Some of them have a pleasant fragrance to mask the nasty pesticide smell. It says on the directions to wait 2 hours before returning to the building. I developed a pre-planned return. From the moment that I re-entered the house, I could get a back door and a living room window open and turn on 3 fans, and get back out the front door in 35 seconds, holding my breath. Failure to hold my breath; getting just one lung full of the stuff, means a host of symptoms for me that mimic having a cold. Sinus drainage, coughing, eyes tearing up, difficulty getting air in my lungs. Lasts from a few hours to 24 hours, depending. If it lasts into the night, I can't sleep. The stuff is nasty.

The one time I used it in Phils was both for ants and roaches inside. I'd tried other ways, but they never took out the bugs for more than a day. I found the foggers one day in a hardware store and purchased. Used 2 foggers based on the directions. Each fogger good for 2000 see you ft (10' wide x 25' long x 8' high). Left the house and returned 6 hours later. No bugs of any kind to be found anywhere. But, the next afternoon, had cockroaches again. One possible explanation: The foggers only work in a closed area, where the windows and doors are shut tight. Most Phils places have gaps, and windows that don't close completely.

Cockroaches. The catfish of the insect world. While most fish suffocate out of water in 10-15 minutes, catfish can live for many hours out of water. Roaches seem the same when it comes to insecticide. Use a can of Baygon insect spray (kills on contact) means that flies, mosquitoes, ants and other insects die either instantly or within a minute or so when hosed. Not so much with roaches. Hose him with some Baygon will see him skedaddle away a few feet and stop. Hose him again and he runs off again. He might lollygag about your place for up to a day before flipping himself upside down (the roach death knell), unable to up-right himself again. Even then he might live another 24 hours, slowly moving his legs and antennae. I'm not sure the fumigator would do any better, other than to drive them out of the place for a day or so. The fumes are only effective for a few hours.

[Goferring]

Cockroaches. The catfish of the insect world. While most fish suffocate out of water in 10-15 minutes, catfish can live for many hours out of water. Roaches seem the same when it comes to insecticide. Use a can of Baygon insect spray (kills on contact) means that flies, mosquitoes, ants and other insects die either instantly or within a minute or so when hosed. Not so much with roaches. Hose him with some Baygon will see him skedaddle away a few feet and stop. Hose him again and he runs off again. He might lollygag about your place for up to a day before flipping himself upside down (the roach death knell), unable to up-right himself again. Even then he might live another 24 hours, slowly moving his legs and antennae. I'm not sure the fumigator would do any better, other than to drive them out of the place for a day or so. The fumes are only effective for a few hours.I don't want to drag this on forever or too far away from the forum's intent but foggers are available in all sizes and powers. As I said, the larger ones will kill everything including occupants, render the house inhabitable for several hours, and Ms. Nextdoor will not be impressed.

[Old And Ugly]

I'm with Go here. OAU, I assume that you are talking about gas canisters of aerosol bug fumigators. I have used these many times in my country, and only once here in Phils. They can be difficult to find in hardware stores here, and are carried sporadically on Lazada / Shopee.

While 100% effective in the home country every time, the only time I used them in Phils I had a questionable result. They work by pushing gaseous insecticide into the carpet and every nook and cranny in the building (where the critters live). It kills some, and drives others away, out of the house when the smell comes. Some of them have a pleasant fragrance to mask the nasty pesticide smell. It says on the directions to wait 2 hours before returning to the building. I developed a pre-planned return. From the moment that I re-entered the house, I could get a back door and a living room window open and turn on 3 fans, and get back out the front door in 35 seconds, holding my breath. Failure to hold my breath; getting just one lung full of the stuff, means a host of symptoms for me that mimic having a cold. Sinus drainage, coughing, eyes tearing up, difficulty getting air in my lungs. Lasts from a few hours to 24 hours, depending. If it lasts into the night, I can't sleep. The stuff is nasty.

The one time I used it in Phils was both for ants and roaches inside. I'd tried other ways, but they never took out the bugs for more than a day. I found the foggers one day in a hardware store and purchased. Used 2 foggers based on the directions. Each fogger good for 2000 see you ft (10' wide x 25' long x 8' high). Left the house and returned 6 hours later. No bugs of any kind to be found anywhere. But, the next afternoon, had cockroaches again. One possible explanation: The foggers only work in a closed area, where the windows and doors are shut tight. Most Phils places have gaps, and windows that don't close completely.

Cockroaches. The catfish of the insect world. While most fish suffocate out of water in 10-15 minutes, catfish can live for many hours out of water. Roaches seem the same when it comes to insecticide. Use a can of Baygon insect spray (kills on contact) means that flies, mosquitoes, ants and other insects die either instantly or within a minute or so when hosed. Not so much with roaches. Hose him with some Baygon will see him skedaddle away a few feet and stop. Hose him again and he runs off again. He might lollygag about your place for up to a day before flipping himself upside down (the roach death knell), unable to up-right himself again. Even then he might live another 24 hours, slowly moving his legs and antennae. I'm not sure the fumigator would do any better, other than to drive them out of the place for a day or so. The fumes are only effective for a few hours.The fogger I used is actually a smoke bomb, you literary light up the fuse, and run, there are no instructions in english.

Very effective, I used them in few instances before, and it kills everything, probably small pets too if you forget them inside while fumigating.

One small breath, and you're fucked, it's worst than chocking on tear gas.

As I said after the exterminator sprayed whatever commercial poison he had in his pump, it looked like the cockroaches multiplied, and it left me with no other choice than to deploy the chemical weapons.

It's been 2 days so far, and I didn't see no more cucarachas. It's possible to get cancer or something from the residue, but I'm extremely satisfied with the results.

[Old And Ugly]

I got my Christmas gift, but not the way I expected it.

It turns out that the neighbor was the hunter not me, and my GF was the prey.

We didn't go out on Christmas day until early in the evening, and on our way out to Jack's Ridge we were intercepted by the neighbor with Merry Christmas and all that. I introduced my GF, and asked what was she doing, and she said: no plans, therefore I invited her to join us for dinner, of course she jumped on the wagon, and here we go to the restaurant. Once we got settled I figured out that I should be talking to her without any holdbacks, because was clear that she was up to something. I told her that we like to fool around sometimes, and she's welcome to join us if it pleases her, and that's when it became interesting, she said, that she's very attracted to my GF, but she's not into men at all, so my GF was right when she said that short hair on a girl, always meant just that, and is not a fashion choice in the PH.

The GF explained to Mecca or Mecah, that's her name, that she's not into girls only, and she's doing it if she does it together with me, and it always starts just to please me, but she ends up enjoying it, and she never did it without me, and she's not wanting to, even if I pushed her on saying yes. So we got to a stall mate, but me being a pervert, and M looking to good to miss I started offering options, and taking suggestions on the type of interactions that we can have, the furthest I got was the 2 of them doing it and me watching, and she watching us doing it. I said in my mind that that's better than nothing, and it excites me anyway, bringing back memories about my first wife, and our Eastern European neighbor that 35 years ago when we were living in an apartment, was present everyday like clockwork when I was coming home from work, to do just that: watch and touch.

The GF said that she'll think about it, but not tonight, leaving me, and M very disappointed.

We got home and we parted ways with hugs, and cheek kisses. To tell the truth I was bloated from too much food, and 2 SMLs, but I would have made an effort to make everybody happy. We'll see what's going to happen tomorrow, because the next day I think the GF's GF will arrive from CEB, and stay until the 2nd of Jan. Is going to get busy around here.

[Old And Ugly]

I'm writing this while it's all fres in my memory, and I still remember the detail vividly:

Around lunch today M came to us bringing a pork and veggies humba, different than everything I tasted before, very delicious, never had this in the PH, more like Vietnamese taste, my GF cooked rice, I preferred bread (still had some from 3 days ago, from the French Baker), M brought another chair, because we have only 2, we ate, then we had some Jack & Coke (premixed in the can from S&R), then another round, only me and M, the GF doesn't drink alcohol. When we got to the 3rd round of drinks, I started to feel it in my head, and M was wasted. We moved to the sofa, M moved behind my GF, and started caressing my GF's hair, I was just watching TV, pretending not to care. When she started to kiss her neck I moved in front of my GF, and intervened to keep things flowing, I kissed her, and put my hands on M's knees, she was sitting crouched behind my GF, I was expecting some sort of rejection, but she was ok. I french kissed the GF, M's hands were on her chest now, and started to go under her dress, I kissed M, kissed the GF, then tried a lip sucking on M, she pulled back, but she took her top off in a single move, exposing a beautiful pair of tits, about be size. I was thinking OK it started! I put my hands on her breasts, but she gently took them away and put them on my GF's dress hinting on pulling it down, which I did. At this moment I still wasn't sure how it was going to play out because all of the time when I touched her, M's rejections were not ostentative, but always leading to some other action, either she was very skilled in hiding the rejection, or was pure coincidence. My position in front of my GF was not too comfy, so I dropped on my knees and started sucking on her tits, she turned her head and was kissing M now, both moaning and M holding my GF's tits for me to suck them. Tried to have another reach behind my GF to M's tits, but she made it obvious this time that's not ok, and she put my hands on her knees.

I was thinking, it's not much yet, but it's ok like that too, at least we have some assistance while fucking.

I pulled my GF's panties off while M helped me by lifting her up, and now on my 4, I started licking her pussy with M on her side now French kissing her. M's next move was unpredictable, she got up, took off her shorts together with the panties in one move, then lifted me up and kissed me, again I got confused about the do's and don't's. GF got up, M was trying to take off her dress, but was pulling the wrong way. While they were figuring out the best way to remove it, I got rid of my clothes too, and felt a bit ashamed about the way I looked compared to the toned bodies of M and my GF, but I remembered that I have a long nose, and that's all they see and envy.

While I was scrambling to get some mood music playing on the TV, they moved to the bedroom where I found them in bed, my GF on her back, and M on top of her fingering her and sucking on her tits. On my way of putting my dick in my GF's mouth, I squeezed M's butt cheeks, and she didn't mind, confusing again.

With my dick in the GF's mouth, and M's lips all over my GF's tits, and neck, in such a proximity, when the right moment arrived, I tried to stick it in her mouth, but she grabbed it and push it on the side, started kissing my GF, then stuck my dick back in my GF's mouth while her lips were departing, brushing against my dick, and she went down on my GF. After lots of convulsions, and moans, GF said fuck me! Which I started doing on the edge of the bed, M sat on my GF's face making loud noises, facing away from me, then my GF knowing the drill turned her over facing me and I got her to hold my GF's legs while I was pounding her, then she started rubbing my GF's clit, and my GF pushed her head down, so M started licking her clit, while I was going in and out, both silently screaming (filipina style), GF was cuming few times, I know her, and I guess M also, she was pulling my dick out and tongue fucking my GF, then putting the dick in, and just repeating, and going crazy, then at some point she just started sucking my dick, then stick it back in, then sucking again, to my perplexity, and delight. My GF had enough, and pushed M and myself away, I asked M while repositioning her for the did, if she wants to fuck, and she declined the offer, and acted like the dick sucking didn't just happened, also moved so that my hand would not reach her pussy, because she guessed my next move.

My GF moved to the next step of our usual routine, and started blowing me to make me cum, she pulled M next to her, and kissed, than wanted to share my dick, but M acted like she didn't just sucked it few minutes before, and avoided it, moving to caress my GF's body and her own, while she was finishing me off. After I came and she swallow it, she tongue kissed M, which didn't mind some of my cum on my GF lips and mouth.

I jumped into the shower, the two of them talking and laughin, when I came out M was gone, the GF saying that she went to shower at her place, and maybe will see eachother later.

GF said that my pussy licking skills are far superior to M's which supposed to be the expert.

And that's all for right now, kind of a long story, but I re lived it while writing it.

Let's see what's next tonight.

[PhilJoy]

We'll see what's going to happen tomorrow, because the next day I think the GF's GF will arrive from CEB, and stay until the 2nd of Jan. Is going to get busy around here.Great reports OAU. Busy is always a good sign;) _ Phil.

[Old And Ugly]

After writing the previous report, and re living it all from memory, I became horny, and got the GF to do a BJ. Few minutes into it, and there was knocking on the door, looked thru the peep hole and there was M. I opened the door, still naked, and she came in starring at me, and said: I want to fuck!

Well, come join us! She had a silk robe on, and her keys in her hand, she dropped the robe, and the keys on the floor, and started kissing my GF that was still on the sofa only with a bra on, I approached, and now they were both sucking my dick, me standing up. GF went down on M, then positioned her on the edge of the sofa, sat on her belly, and hold her legs up, when I started fucking M she was kind of yelling at me to stop, she said it hurts, it's too deep. My GF knows the drill, from previous encounters with the same complaint, and she placed her hand around my dick acting as a spacer to limit the penetration depth while kissing me.

GF said let's move to bed, because the sofa was not wide enough to sit on M's face. We did that, and continued the did in the bedroom only fucking M, GF saying she had enough before. Soon M's pussy became too relaxed, and wet (was tight before), and the only thing I was feeling was my GF's hand, without visual inspection I wasn't sure I was in or out, also M's noise level came down.

We switched to a relaxed double BJ, and M explained to us that she didn't fuck for 2 and a half years when she decided to become a lesbian following a bad breakup with her former australian husband. She used to live in Australia, now she's back in PH and the former pays alimony for her and their son, that's at her mother's place, not enough money to live in AU but plenty for PH (apparently, if she owns this high end condo, without having a job). She is a former banker, and she's trying to get back into the business.

From too much talking, and unnecessary info I lost my focus, and felt kind of numb, and definitely not cuming, so I stopped the BJ before getting embarrassed by a lump dick, and went to the bathroom to take a shower, soon my GF joined me and told me that M left, just as I was expecting to happen.

Was still early in the afternoon, the day was not over, and a lot had happened already.

When we had dinner on Christmas eve at the Insular, on our way there I saw this place, Kadyawan, lit up like a Christmas tree (well, it was Christmas actually) I remembered that, and I said let's explore it, we jumped into a taxi, and once we got there, was disappointing, some sort of dilapidated waterfront park, full of garbage, and dusty, with some food stalls, and lots kids on bicycles riding in a big circle in the middle.

We got out, and visited China Town, across the street secretly hoping to see some massage parlors, but there was nothing, but cheap stuff from China on display everywhere, and thousands of people grinding against eachother.

By the time we got to the other end of the street, it got dark, and was almost impossible to get a taxi, the place being serviced mostly by jeepneys and e-trikes. Looking on my map with saved places I saw this bar "The Grid" was nearby, and I decided to check it out, but none of the trike drivers knew how to get there even after showing it to them on the map, I'm not convinced they know how to read a map. Luckily a lost taxi drove by, and my GF stopped it, while I was talking to the trikers.

Told the driver to take us to the SM Mall, next to our apt. What a mistake, the place was even more packed than before Christmas, The French Baker had no baguettes left, same at the Bread Talk, didn't needed nothing else so we left thru the back of the mall.

Outside was raining like hell, one thousand people were waiting for nonexistent taxis, the apt is 100 m from the mall, at the back of the parking lot, but you cannot enter there, you have to go around to the complex's gate where the only entrance is, we walked, we got drenched, GF didn't talk to me for the rest of the evening, because it was my fault it rained. The conclusion is that women have the same twisted way of thinking regardless of nationality.

[Old And Ugly]

2 observations:

The strangest thing in SEA is that as soon as the girls get touched by a drop of rain, even if that's a warm tropical rain they get sick. Similar, actually worst things, like getting a cold shower when hot is also avail, or sleeping with the aircon blasting freezing air over their naked bodies, it doesn't seem to affect them.

The Filipinos don't have any spirit of entrepreneurship, if you don't have what to eat for breakfast in your fridge, you're screwed.

No restaurants are open before 10 am, and that's everywhere, not only in Davao. If it's not owned by a westerner, it will defy any business logic.

The two restaurants next to our condo complex, with maybe 1000 units and with lots of foreigners living here, open at 10-10.30 am, nothing else within walkable distance, but some small carinderia stalls close to a construction site. While I have no problem eating at some shady place if it has customer flow, these ones don't look like they can produce anything fit for human consumption.

We took a cab to the Swiss Deli, (across from S&R), probably owned by a swiss guy, therefore open for breakfast. GF, after more than a year living with me still not willing to try anything else than PH food, or if traveling to another country, stuff that's similar, and involves rice.

She was sick from the rain last night already, and didn't really wanted to go.

Like any other foreign owned restaurant, the owner have some PH dishes on the menu, because he knows what usually happens when a foreigner brings his filipina to his restaurant, she may starve, not willing to try anything else than what she knows already.

The GF had the fried bangus, I bought 5 k worth of groceries, we jumped into a taxi and headed home. She vomited in the taxi (in a bag) I don't know why, from the bangus or from the rain, she says is the rain. Got home and she's in bed making sick noises now. I was thinking to go across the hallway to see what M is doing, but I thought it may be taken as a very insensitive thing to do, and I better stay home and suffer together thru the course of the "rain sickness". I hope maybe M comes by. We didn't exchanged phone nrs.

Later tonight my GF's GF will arrive from CEB, hope it all goes well, because she's never been in an airport or airplane before.

[Kabul Guy]

2 observations:
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The Filipinos don't have any spirit of entrepreneurship, if you don't have what to eat for breakfast in your fridge, you're screwed.

No restaurants are open before 10 am, and that's everywhere, not only in Davao. If it's not owned by a westerner, it will defy any business logic.

......After 7 years here I have yet to find a coffee shop reliability open before 7 AM anywhere. I am used to 24 hour places. You can get instant coffee at a 7-11 but a cup of real coffee and a breakfast sandwich, not an Egg McMuffin, before 9 or 10, not going to happen.

But it is the fast food places that close for lunch that will always amuse me.

[Old And Ugly]

GF went to the airport to wait for her friend's arrival, she tried to send me, because she still sick, but I explained to her that it won't work well since I never met her GF, and I might not recognize her only from photos, so she better goes alone, so they can catch up on the way home.

I was getting bored, so I rang the bell at M's door, nothing, then not being sure that it works, I knocked, heard steps, then a little boy opened the door, ups! I said sorry, wrong door, and I went home. Wow. Now just waiting for the girls to come home.

[Old And Ugly]

The GF's GF Angela is a lot chubbier than the photos, but still doable, fun personality, nice smile.

GF was still sick, so I couldn't make a move on my own, even that A knows why she's here.

Later, after they cooked something, and stinked up the house, worst than the smoke bombs that I used few days ago, went to the bedroom to sleep, and my GF told me to be patient and sleep on the couch just for tonight.

I woke up early, they still asleep.

We'll see what happens today, "I'll be back".

[Old And Ugly]

We had a 3 some today, but was a filipino style one: fucked one girl, while the other one was in the other room, and vice versa.

I guess we take it easy not to overwhelm A.

It's progress anyway, now all of us we can roam naked around the house, kiss now and then, and grab tits and pussies when passing by, just the way I like it.

In the evening we went to the Hot Legs, and few other bars in the same area, on Rizal St, all very shady, the area didn't feel safe, and the girls were scared to walk around.

We spent the rest of the evening at The William, one other foreigner there, and bunch of single filipino guys with buckets of beer at the tables. After we left my GF told me that a group of boys yelled at them "working girls" in tagalo when we were walking out, anyway nothing to do about it, I'm too old to engage a bunch of young Bruce Lee's.

Across the street seems to be a popular place, lots of young guys, and very few girls were walking in and out, nicely dressed, there were two names on the sign: Chang Mai and Huckleberry's, probably restaurants.

Took a taxi and went home, nothing happened, I ate and drinked too much, every body was tired, we slept together.

[Old And Ugly]

Wake up, and left in a rush because we decided to go visit the Samal Island, I was not impressed with the popular Kaputian beach, dirty and overcrowded with picnickers, the Sanipaan Islets are beautiful, but full of garbage, I don't understand the animals, that are coming here to enjoy the place, ant just throw the garbage everywhere.

Monfort bat caves was interesting, the Hagimit falls, very beautiful and clean, we went to a mountain top cafe, with an stunning view.

In rest nothing worth mentioning, it doesn't seem to be very tourist oriented. I think there is a bridge being built to connect the island to the main land, at least it looked like that from the ferry.

After returning home we had a proper 3 way, with full cooperation from both girls, that extended into late at night combined with movie watching.

Right now they change the bed sheets, because lots of bodily fluids got on them during the slow, long allover the place session. I'll have to take them to the laundry, and pay the extra fee for fast service, because we have only 2 sets, and I foresee that we need to change them again later.

Sorry no pics of the girls yet, but one with the garbage on the pristine islands.

[Old And Ugly]

I think I'm fucked up in the head. I have 2 beauties doing more things that most people only dream about, and I want more, just like probably heavy drug users feel.

NYE in Davao seems that will be just like any day before it or after: boring, nothing happening. After the mid day mini orgy ended I bought 3 tickets to AC, we're going there for the NYE.

[Old And Ugly]

After breakfast GF was cutting my hair while A was blowing me, we continued after I took a shower, because the hair clippings were getting in the way. GF always takes over when I'm about to cum, no exceptions, she feels that she's the one if she does it.

Now the girls are packing for the trip to AC. I'm not a fan of ABC but I was thinking to join the Aqua NYE party, cannot find any info about it, only bullshit videos about past years parties.

[Old And Ugly]

We returned from a botched AC trip, I got a flight to Cebu for A, from Manila, my GF gave her 10 K pocket money, she wasn't expecting it, that made her extremely happy. I lost the money for her ticket from DVO, but it was cheaper than one more MNL-DVO.

Stayed in traffic (cannot say drove) for over 1 hour, after witnessing the most idiotic, and inefficient system of pairing passengers to taxis at the DVO airport: long line of vacant taxis, long line of travelers, parallel to eachother, with the "one at the time" embarkation point at the end of the line, where pax, like little kids, or zombies wait to be put in a cab, by 4 airport guys that don't know what they are doing.

At home in the elevator there was an old lady (probably younger than me) with a kid that kept looking at me, they entered M's apt, so I figured out it must been the same kid that opened the door few days ago. And M's mom.

Once inside, after 3 days of lack of human activities, there were no cucarachas.

To my surprise, after mentioning the name of the creature for over a million times in the past years to her, my GF asked me what's a cucaracha. WTF.

[Old And Ugly]

I found the source of unlimited cheap pussy, I'll tell you in a minute.

Sunday my GF went to the mall to do her hair, and to my surprise she returned with a present for me: a beautiful 19 yo that performed a so / so BJ for 500 p by herself. She didn't want to take her panties off, and was only topless, first I was afraid is a LB and somehow my GF didn't choose right, but then the GF hearing me talking from the other room, told me that she's a virgin, that cleared up the situation. The 500 p became 1 k, because I told my GF to tip her good. That was a smart move, because she wanted to come back, and insisted in doing so.

Yesterday first thing in the morning she contacted my GF wanting to come back, and 20 min later she was back for the traditional morning BJ. This time GF participated also, and got her to take her panties off and reveal a majestic Bush. I convinced her to let me do some pussy play, after I assured her that I'm not just going to stick my fingers in and deflower her, was kind of weird with all that hair.

GF told her she should shave, and she said that she doesn't know how. She cut her hair with my clipper, then took her to the bathroom, and shaved her, leaving a landing strip above, what a beautiful sight, also was good, because they got a bit more intimately acquainted. We continued the BJ only, GF having just finished her period, and the girl was all wet when touching, told her that I'm going down on her, but she never had that, and again was afraid that I may stick my tongue into her, and pop her cherry, we tried explaining to her that's not the way it works, but didn't convinced her.

GF gave her 1 k, and fed her, they watched some TV and talked, she promised that next time she will do more.

GF find out from her that lots of her colleagues (she's 2nd year college) do this for tuition money or for a meal only, and they advertise on FB, and showed my GF where. After she left we checked on line, and there is a plethora of adds and offerings, that branch out into all kind of groups not only students, it's called "walkers" and are allover PH not only Davao, just forget about DIA and PinaLove. What it sucks about it is that usually there are no pics, is in tagalo, and they use all kind of monosyllabic abbreviations, that I have no clue what they mean. I tried navigating by myself, but soon I figured out that I'm obsolete in that regard, and it's all greek to me. My GF seems to be an expert in reading all that.

In the late afternoon, we did some shopping in Chinatown, where while I was waiting outside a store for my GF I started a promising conversation with a beautiful tall, stewardess looking like, lady that was waiting for a jeepney, when the GF came out, and I tried to get them into a conversation together, she turned around and left saying that it seems that her jeepney is not coming. Got scared.

We took a taxi home, and later went to SM mall to eat and buy another shaver because the other girl used mine, and I'm not sharing, I brought up the virgin girl subject, and the GF started getting kind of jealous on her, because she doesn't like repeats too much, out of the fear that I may start like them more than her, which I explained to her, that's not the case. We had an agreement: because I'm fucked up in the head, and I cannot settle for 1 girl only, and I need some variety from time to time, not everyday, for entertainment purposes only, not involving any feelings, it's OK to do it as long as we do it together. That's how I transformed her into a "occasional lesbian" by the need of having control, and seeing first hand what's happening, that's ideal for me, and I stick to it, unless I'm traveling alone someplace, and there is temptation in front of me, but there is no need for her to know everything.

So she tried to contact the girl, but no answer, it started to rain again, the sidewalk and parking lot got instantly flooded, people got zombified, freezing in place like it was the first time in their lives when they saw rain. I rolled up the legs on my pants, and we walked thru the water under the petrified looks of the zombies, luckily the flood water here is not the same as AC, the famous "stinky feet water".

The rain stopped, and while we were walking GF showed me the phone with a message from the virgin. After we got home and cleaned up, she read about some "no load" excuse, and that she can come by if we want. It was late and I didn't have no more energy left, so I said tomorrow is another day, apparently for my GF's delight.

[Old And Ugly]

Wanted to go to Mt Apo, but woke up too late, the driver I hired said that afternoon is always foggy, and should not go, so we postponed it. Because I got my mind set on touristy things we took a look at Museo Dabawenyo, where is almost nothing on display, but they have about 5 or 6 guys on the payroll. After that we took a shot at the National Museum, this one has some stuff on display, but a whole lot of wasted space into a big beautiful interesting building. I don't know, but me without having any background or expertise into Mindanao's history and culture, I'm convinced that if I search the city and the surroundings for one week only, I will find more than enough jaw dropping, interesting stuff to fill up every nook of that museum, why the heck they keep 3/4 of the building filled with posters and placards, is beyond comprehension.

The museum was filled with visitors, mostly girls, but too young looking.

After the museum we decided to shop at S&are then go eat at the Yellow Fin Tuna Restaurant, while checking out, GF had a message from the virgin, asking if she can come over, I said yes, and we skipped the restaurant.

When we got home I saw her waiting at the gate, because they didn't let her in (last time she came with no problems), she jumped in the cab with us, drove to the back of the property where our building is, and went upstairs. The girls cooked, we ate, then went to bed. After 2 days I finally asked for her name, Ricky, Ritchie, or Rachel, something like that.

We made progress, she let me lick her pussy, she was very noisy, and I think she came multiple times, while GF was playing with her tits. I feel I can trick her into fucking easily, but first of all, I don't want to be the first fuck that she'll remember, and it may be a lot of work involved, with minimal pleasure. For now I'll be glad if I can get her to lick some pussy. WE stayed a little longer in bed just touching and squeezing whatever came to hand, then she ate some more stuff, and left.

Filipinas like to eat a lot, This apt complex has about 1200 units, so at least 2400 tenants, probably at least half are single girls working in the nearby call centers, making a decent wage for PH, but in my one month of staying here I didn't see a single skinny one, they are all 20-35 year old and overweight.

If you're into young chubby ones, that can hold a conversation, than this is the place. The only good looking ones are at the arms of foreigners, and my neighbor across the hallway.

[PhilJoy]

Filipinas like to eat a lot, This apt complex has about 1200 units, so at least 2400 tenants, probably at least half are single girls working in the nearby call centers, making a decent wage for PH, but in my one month of staying here I didn't see a single skinny one, they are all 20-35 year old and overweight.Great informative reports OAU.

I've never done Davao due to business commitments and other 'things' tying me down ".

A few other guys have posted positive experiences in the past.

If I can whilst in The Phils, I like to get around to different places where possible and not just stick to the typical punting / mongering spots.

Phil.

[Old And Ugly]

We did the Mt Apo trip, was very beautiful, with nice scenery, but not impressive as I was expecting.

Maybe the driver didn't take us to the right place, or maybe is not that much to see without hiking. We did the Kapatagan loop, where the main attractions for the Filipinos, just like in the rest of the country are some gardens with plastic flowers, and bright colored kitsch art made out of plaster in the shape of birds, butterflies, flowers or deities. It seems that nobody bothers with the natural scenery.

Of course you have to pay to get into all this wonder gardens, and there is always a line, that seem to be frozen in time and space, just like checking out of the supermarket. The only other country in the world where you can experience something similar is Uruguay, the land where the time stand still.

We got back home and spent the rest of the evening in family, without extraordinary events taking place. My butt hurt from sitting for hours on the plastic seat in the car, and my eyes were red from the A / see blowing in my face the whole trip.

[Nightrider1]

We did the Mt Apo trip, was very beautiful, with nice scenery, but not impressive as I was expecting.

Maybe the driver didn't take us to the right place, or maybe is not that much to see without hiking. We did the Kapatagan loop, where the main attractions for the Filipinos, just like in the rest of the country are some gardens with plastic flowers, and bright colored kitsch art made out of plaster in the shape of birds, butterflies, flowers or deities. It seems that nobody bothers with the natural scenery.

Of course you have to pay to get into all this wonder gardens, and there is always a line, that seem to be frozen in time and space, just like checking out of the supermarket. The only other country in the world where you can experience something similar is Uruguay, the land where the time stand still.

We got back home and spent the rest of the evening in family, without extraordinary events taking place. My butt hurt from sitting for hours on the plastic seat in the car, and my eyes were red from the A / see blowing in my face the whole trip.If you want a nice place to go try Eden Nature park in Toril. Worth a day trip or stay overnight. They drive you around and show you all the natural beauty of the various fruits and trees that are local to the area. A good lunch is also offered and they have a pool as well.

[Old And Ugly]

If you want a nice place to go try Eden Nature park in Toril. Worth a day trip or stay overnight. They drive you around and show you all the natural beauty of the various fruits and trees that are local to the area. A good lunch is also offered and they have a pool as well.If there still time I will try it, Thanks for the info. Because I don't know if and when I'll come back down here again.

In the mean time today this is what happened this afternoon, read from the bottom up:

She's right here next to me.

Fac 2 h, 57 m ago.

Where is your girlfriend?

Me Read 3 h, 1 m ago.

We can met at jollybee's eat something, talk then come to our place.

Me Read 3 h, 3 m ago.

Of course.

Fac 3 h, 5 m ago.

I could earn some?

Me Read 3 h, 12 m ago.

We meet now, and see if we like eachother, then come to our place, and have a 3 some.

Fac 3 h, 14 m ago.

And what's next?

Me Read 3 h, 27 m ago.

Yes, an we would like to do it together with you, if you want.

Fac 3 h, 31 m ago.

Do you have girlfriend?

Me Read 3 h, 34 m ago.

Close to the SM Mall.

Fac 3 h, 38 m ago.

Where are you now?

Me Read 3 h, 48 m ago.

Would you like to have some fun with me and my girlfriend?

Fac 4 h, 14 m ago.

Hi, I am fine. How about you?

Me Read 4 h, 36 m ago.

Hello, how are you?

This was from DIA, she looked better than in the pics, and thus was her first 3 some, she performed excellent. Gave her 2 k tuition money, with a promisse of coming back tomorrow.

[Old And Ugly]

Today we spent half a day in the hospital getting an MRI as part of the follow-up to my surgery, to see if everything looks in place inside. Paid almost 50 k, and of course the DVD is unreadable, I'm still working on it. Good I had the GF with me, because she helped translating from english to english, and kept me from exploding in face of sheer stupidity, it feels like dealing with 12 year olds.

I'm home alone, GF stopped at the hair saloon, F from last night messaged "I am having a thought to come there" I replied "Come", then silence, I don't know, my reply was to brief and not clear enough, or she's still thinking.

I had a discussion a while back with the GF about short answers, she was feeling offended if I just replied "ok" or "yes" or "no" to something that doesn't require no additional info, fellas, keep that in mind, in PH the answer shouldn't be precise and direct. She said that's what's expected in PH, and I fixed it by showing her the video with the male / female brain comparation, I have peace ever since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ6mVumHY9I&t=8s

Bzzzzzzzzzz!

[Old And Ugly]

F never replied back, she was the best of the bunch. Probably she got offended by my short answer, or 2 k was enough for her for a while, but the virgin reappeared. It seems to be just like in AC you need to have 4-5 of them, not on speed dial, because it doesn't help, they don't adhere to your schedule, but knowing that you're the money tree, they will call you when they have an "emergency".

If their times of need overlaps and you can combine them is even better, I didn't got to that refined performance yet in Davao, but with more time on hand, it's possible.

GF came from the hair saloon, as usual, looking the same, maybe the hair was a little more reddish, but I can't swear it. She came accompanied by the virgin, she texted the GF and she told her to come to the saloon and wait for her to finish the "hair treatment". They get tricked so easily by the LBs in the saloons: put some shit into their hair, park them on the side for an hour, wash it away, or maybe not, air blow it, and take 2 k, then scare them that if they don't go back in 2 weeks are going to be bald.

After F gave me the ignore treatment, I lost my appetite, but what I was supposed to do, now that I had 2 girls in the house? The appetite came back after I started "eating" and the progress we made today was: dick play slightly in the pussy, mostly on the clit, guided by my GF's hand, with laughter, moaning, and rapid "pulls aways" almost animalic in speed, when she thought that I may be going to push it in, which as tempting as it was, I wasn't going to do it, even if she asked. Still no pussy licking between the two in any direction, my GF tried when she had her head laying on her belly and moisturizing my dick while pussy playing, but the virgin didn't wanted it, only some kisses between them, and of course dual BJ.

I fucked my GF and the virgin started doing salsal, but not in a sexy position with the legs spread out, but in some sort of fetal position with the legs closed laying on the side and watching us. GF seeing her masturbating, was doing all kind of arches and gymnastics with her back, and touching her on the legs and tits. After the virgin came, I tried to have her play with my GF's clit while I was fucking her, but she kept retracting her hand. After I stopped pulling her hand and putting it on the GF's clit, because it was useless, guess what? She started doing it on her own, and also guiding my dick in and out. After I finished, my GF paid her, and she got dressed up and disappeared. Not much happened, but for 500 p, less than 10 $, that's actually a lot of action. (in fact, she got 1 K again, but 500 was tip).

[Goferring]

F never replied back, .Sir Ugly, some great reports. You're certainly doing well in the threesome stakes.

The OCD in me needs to ask though, what's the meaning of your numbering system? T-6, T-3. 2 etc??

Cheers. G.

[Old And Ugly]

Sir Ugly, some great reports. You're certainly doing well in the threesome stakes.

The OCD in me needs to ask though, what's the meaning of your numbering system? T-6, T-3. 2 etc??

Cheers. G.Days left until departure, just like NASA rocket launch countdown.

About 3 somes, I would say is not going too well, not that I want it everyday (oh, but I do, because I'm fucked up in the head) it's extremely hard to find participants here down south. The ones I found were eighter not how I wanted them to be, and except my neighbor, hard to find. Right now we're moving out, and I still didn't see the neighbor again, and at least I want to have her phone nr to keep in touch, but I'm not knocking on her door, the kid or her mom may answer. The only perfect 3 some was with the girl from the obsolete DIA website, but I had to filter to much, that's just not worth it, and I'm not talking about looking at pics, and choosing, it's about all the back and forth messaging, that doesn't lead nowhere. Even this one was a one time deal, then just empty talk the following days, including 5 minutes ago, when I'm packing, because I'm moving to a hotel next to the airport before the flight. Very misleading, I know she's real, and she came by extremely easy the first time, but without that fact I would give up on all the messaging nonsense, I don't know, she's thinking that she's teasing me, or she wants to keep me ready and avail, it's not working, is just pissing me off, because the last 2 days I didn't search for no one else because of her.

[Old And Ugly]

We spent the last day in the GO hotel, close to the airport. When we checked in, I saw already signs of trouble: usually I just have to write down the second guests name (GF) if asked, but here ID and the complete ritual was necessary. The time was pass 1 pm, and we were told that check in time is 2 pm, therefore we cannot go to the room until then, even that the hotel was empty. Rules!

Well, my instinct was right. In the evening we ate at a restaurant close to The Grid, was raining, but we sat outside because I love rain, no other customers, and there was a band playing only for us, the waitress had a 10 body (my scale), with a 7 face, she kept hanging at our table, and chitchatting, at some point I put my hand on her hip, and I complemented her, she looked at my GF, but she complemented her too, and that relaxed her. GF told me that she's old, but I didn't believed that, just thought that she tries to make me dislike her, but she was right: 37 yo, she looked to me like 20, asian looks are deceiving. GF said that she's up for taking for sure. Later we gave her a good tip and she thanked us saing that she needs money badly to buy medicine for her grandmother, and the business is slow, no customers, yada yada. The GF asked if she wants to make some quick cash in Tagalo, and discussed some details, then she left, I asked what's wrong, and GF said, nothing, we need to pick her up later tonight after her shift is over. Why the sudden runaway? I thought she got offended or scared, nope she went to ask about the closing time, because was Monday, no customers and raining, all good. We waited a long time and she never returned, so I said let's leave, because we finished the drinks and we were just sitting there, GF said we wait because she's coming back.

When I just got enough Filipina time, and got up to leave, she came back already changed in street clothes, holding her bag, saying that she can leave now, because the other 2 waitresses don't have nothing to do anyway, good, because I wasn't feeling up for a ride at midnight to pick her up.

She wanted to eat something first, and we took a cab to Jolly Bee of course, I dumped them there and continued to the hotel, to take a shower, then waiting for them. GF called from downstairs telling me that the little drones at the reception won't let her "cousin" to come upstairs for a short visit. Got dressed, went downstairs, and of course there was the overzealous staff stating that I can't have no unregistered visitors, I offered to pay for the 3rd guest, but they said is not possible to change because the original reservation is for 2 pax, blab la bla. Knowing from the past experiences, that's not even possible to order a hamburger at McDonalds without the onion, without creating a collapse of the entire system with managers getting involved, and finally ending up with something totally different, I gave up. Sent the GF upstairs to get my "fucking kit" consisting of a bag with condoms, lube, be plan pills, and Listerine, grabbed a taxi and we went to a SoGo hotel.

385 peso for 3 hours in a deluxe room, no questions asked, no IDs.

The waitress was spectacular, but had kind of a loose pussy after got really excited, I was pleased with the whole experience, this wasn't her first 3 some she said, but not something happening on regular basis in Davao. I can see that she really enjoyed it, because while I was fucking her, she was pulling my GF to sit on her face, without any intervention from my part, like she was missing something at the other end.

I don't know when the time flew by, but we got a call from the reception, telling us that's only 30 min left until we have to vacate, we were finished anyway, so we showered and left. It was already after midnight, GF paid the waitress 3 k, we took a taxi back to the hotel, and dropped her on the way at a jeepney stop, I offered the waitress to take her home, curious to see where she lives, but she declined.

Next day we checked out and went to the airport.

[Old And Ugly]

There is the same amount of pussy to be poked in Davao, as in the rest of the PH, the avail is plenty, but not so obvious like in other places, I would say is even easier to get than other places, is a small town feeling, but without the constrains for the girls of being easily recognized by friends and relatives, just need patience.

Not many foreigners around, girls are curious, but you need the right approach, which is a stealthy one: talk to them away from the public eyes, when alone, and don't expect them to hang out with you in open, especially if there's a huge age gap, don't scare the prey.

Best places for mongering are the small local malls, China town, and the streets around the University of Mindanao, main campus. The glitzy malls as SM and SMX attract a different class, more educated, with money, and mostly well fed, which means fat, not a good hunting ground, unless you go for the workers. The "girlie bars" such as: Hot Legs, and few around them, seem to be local oriented, and the dancers have a chubby appearance, also the atmosphere is kind of shady. Bars foreigner oriented like the William and Iron Horse, seem to attract some talent, but also hordes of young arrogant Filipinos, ready to get into a confrontation, especially after a few beers, and the few working girls going in and out the bars seem to know them well.

Most of the after dark action revolves around San Pedro, Rizal, Inigo streets, but don't expect something spectacular, and very obvious, some nights it may be nothing at all. The Roxas Night Market, and the surroundings, are full of people nightly, but not good hunting grounds.

Not knowing all this I rented in the wrong part of town, the Oasis complex behind the SM mall, hundreds unfucked single ladies, but all come in the wrong size: XXL, if you're into that, than this is the place you been looking for.

Davao is not the place for perverts like me, girl on girl, and real 3 some is rare, and scary to them, but I managed to have a few encounters. Having my GF with me helped with the above mentioned perversions, but not when I tried to initiate it, because having her next to me was repelling them most of the time. If I was alone I'm confident that I could had a new piece of ass every day, after I figured out the ropes.

The online scene is plenty on Facebook, and scarce on the DIA and PL, but for FB, walker section, you need to know Tagalog to be able to navigate, also you need to be fast, because it looks like the demand is also high, and the offers are taken, in a few minutes after getting published. FB doesn't seem to have fakes and traps like DIA and PL.

From a tourist perspective, there is not a lot to see and do, Samal is overated, and Mt Apo, the tallest in the PH is beautiful, but not spectacular.

That was my experience, I don't remember all of it, and I didn't see all there is to see, I'm sure there is more to it, just like me in my first week, I was sure that's nothing going on down here, and it will be a repeat of my Brunei experience, about 10 years ago, which was the most boring week of my life. In Davao slowly but surely my eyes started to open and see that there is more if you scratch bellow the surface, and very important: if you have patience.