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Today is my 5th day here so time to give a report. Taxis from airport suck, try to get trans from your hotel if you can. Mine was a little cheaper than overpriced options. First part of this trip was tourist stuff. But did have success with a little 23-year old from Hong Kong on one of my tours. More of a long term investment with her. First night was drinks, food from street vendors light kissing and groping. Same with second (last night) ended up with contact info and a nice bare breast pic she sent after we departed. See how it develops as we have plans to meet in few more months. As for locals I walked around before bars opened this morning (9 am /13th) looking for food and a massage. Found the massage first. Cassia on soi south of Catherines, about 150 feet in on right side. Room was upstairs and had mats along the wall with curtain dividers. At the time I was only customer but did hear someone else come in. But when I left they were already gone. She (Doe. Or something like it) was petite with A cups and handful of an ass, no belly but some stretch marks. Got the oil massage which was good but seamed mechanical. After 20 minutes flipped and she started HJ with some ball kissing / sucking. After couple minutes on with condom for BJ, tongue action with her was great. Got more into it in cowgirl followed by mish. When I flipped her she asked if I wanted A+ or just doggie. Went with the dog and finished there. After cleanup she did upper body massage. She never mentioned price so I gave her 2000 B. Either she liked me, felt I paid too much or Songkran generosity but she told me to wait in the shop downstairs. Doe went down the Soi and came back with some food and a couple beers for me. So hung out in front of the shop eating and drinking for another hour or so. She told me to come back tonight which I probably will. I left and continued walking as my massage and food were taken care of. I don't know were I ended up next but I went north on Ratuthit (left-side) but not to the Mall yet. I had just emptied my water gun into the back of a sexy little thing filling a tub with a hose. She turned gave me a dirty little look. As one of her friends put powder on my face I asked if she could fill my gun up. She jokingly said 100 B but seriously asked if I wanted oil massage. As I was already bent-over so I could hear her over the music across the street I looked at those wet breasts and thought why not. So Goi (23 from Chang Mai) led me up to the third floor. This place had wooden "cubicals" with a pull screen for a door. Goi discussed price as I got undressed. She asked how much I pay, I said 2000 B. Then she countered with an unfair negotiating tactic, said 2400 B as she grabbed my cock. As I was thinking about a counteroffer she went to her knees and started kissing the tip. Mind was made up and I said yes. She went to get her things and came back to give a soothing massage (felt like a legit one) Flipped and she continued with legs I asked if she cold (clothes were wet) so helped her get them off. Out came a pair of BS that have the sag of being nursed on, flat belly (soft not firm) and smooth ass. She moved on to a BBBJ as I fingered her and played with her nipples. She put the condom on lubed up and went for cowgirl. After few minutes I went to side-mish. One of her legs straight the other lifted to her chest while she's on her side. Pounded her while DFK and would lean down to suck her breasts. After what seamed like 10 minutes she said her on top. So as I lay back down she did reverse cowgirl. Then she added more lube faced me and said she wants to try something. She slowly slid my cock up her ass then started to pump and then grind. She laid down again and spread her legs that she touched either side of the room with her feet. Made easy access for me and went in her slow and deep. Since I had popped less than 2 hours earlier wasn't expecting to finish. But seeing her tits jiggle with each thrust, hear her moans and her grabbing my ass to pull me deeper did the trick. I rolled off her and we DFK again as I did FIV. She said time to finish massage, placed pillow in her lap and had me lean back. Did great head, shoulder and back massage. After getting dressed and paying the 2400 B we went back down stairs and I left now hungry again. Found place to eat then headed back to room to dry off and relax some, also write this. I would repeat with either Doe or Goi but had more enjoyable time with Goi was more GFE. As always YMMV.
DS
Harry Dude
04-14-15, 06:27
This massage shop is located on the busy Patak Road which runs from Kata Beach to Karon (but not along the beach. This is the "inland" road).
Timmi Massage is located near Patak Road Soi 2, at the southern end of Kata, just before the hill that will take you to Chalong.
I stopped my motorbike as I saw a few nice looking ladies waiting for customers, and then said yes to her offer of special massage for 1000 baht. Whatever that might be. We went into the room which had a few cubicles separated by plywood walls about 6 ft (180 cm) high, so pretty much an open area where you can hear everything going on.
And there were some interesting goings on in the next cubicle. As my masseuse started my massage (I was naked, face down, she didn't bother covering me up), we could clearly hear a lot of oily noises from the next cubicle, with the customer clearly enjoying himself. My masseuse and I both laughed, and she covered my ears for fun. After a while I wasn't sure what was happening in the next cubicle, whether the guy was getting a handjob or being sucked or what, but he must have been doing something right because then we all hear his masseuse start screaming "Oh fuck me fuck me fuck me". At this point he was clearly complying with her request and they were really going at it.
My masseuse and I laughed at this noisy spectactle while she started blowing me without a condom, and after a while she put on a condom and rode me.
As I left I asked how much and she still said "1000 baht". I was at least expecting to pay a few hundre to the shop for the massage part. But no. Total damage was 1000 baht.
StaticCouch
04-14-15, 15:01
Phuket is one of my fav beach destinations and the town never disappoints, unlike BKK did this time. I love Thai women but off-late I think they are getting pricy (THB 2 K) for FS and not really are lookers and keepers. Well this time around my experience in Phuket turned out to be more exciting than I expected.
Day 1: We arrive around 10 in the night and immediately went out to hunt near Bangla Soi. Patong Beach Intersection and here I stumble upon a Gem near Safari Beach hotel, a massage parlor where women dress up in white and blue. This one, her name was K (kay), she has blonde hair and what amazing rack for a thai chic! I haven't seen such racks on any thai chic till now, all Naturale! Good massage and at the end FS, but not ready to budge below 2 K, last year I remember, I used to pay around 1. 2 – 1. 5 K for FS depending on the place and gal. Post her session was walking to my hotel and came across this another parlor next to Thara resort where I found an extremely aggressive chic named Thim, post going in with her for round 2 of the night I was barely able to move, She literally held me down and kept on asking for more, I had to beg her for mercy! An incredible session for 30 minutes! Came to the hotel and crashed!
Day 2: In pursuit of happyness, in the evening went to the Moulin Rouge (didn't have any strength left in the morning). As I enter MR immediately a gem caught my attention and I jumped on the opportunity and asked for a private dance. She came, danced and conquered my heart (this does not happen very often) I was mesmerized by her beauty, she looks like a mix of Angelina Jolie and Mila Kunis (imagine fellas), absolute gem! Spent some time taking to her, peck here and there, few dances from Cindy, Kirsten and Natelie. Left a very happy man, although did not make out but was satisfied.
Day 3: No more Thai chics this Russian had stolen my heart, was back to MR and took the cross breed between Jolie & Kunis out. Took her to Seduction, Illuzion, Ice bar and had some cozy time with her. Number exchanged and what followed for the next few days was just awesome sessions!
Day 8: Landed in BKK, surprised to see all the Hustle Bustle, Vibrant people have just vanished in thin air! Soi 4 just sucked. Russians were pathetic, Arab, Paki, Indian, extremely bad choices. Extremely disappointed. Just stuck to shopping and avoided the Dick Rush.
Phuket, I will be back soon!
Stay Safe, Bang Safe!
Static.
I found one massage parlour which is opposite and little left side of Christine, I saw a beautiful lady there.
Talked with her for oil massage (now I knew that oil massage is just token).Was in Phuket Mid March. Went looking for Bang4444 massage place late one evening, (there are a lot.) Walking from Walking street towards Christine's, was surprised to see a group of ladies dressed like SW's, at an entrance to a side road. No signpost for this road, but Google maps calls it La Diva Ally. (how appropriate.).
This road is U shaped and there where other sexy dressed ladies at the other entrance. I was grabbed and offered massage. Unable to find the massage Bang4444 went to, I decided to check these ladies out.
An apparent LB initially latched on to me, but I shook her off. When I first passed, I saw a hottie in tight sexy shorts with a nice rack. Luckily she was still there and she led me to a massage place near a corner of the Soi.
There was a sign near the entrance stating "No Sex" on premises. Inside, about 6 cubicles separated by curtains, and floor mats, loud music was playing. It was busy. Also a dude sitting near the entrance, security maybe? She had me strip and she remained clothed. It this point, I didn't think extras would be offered. However, I heard my neighbor in negotiations with his masseuse. She was asking a ridiculous amount of 8000 baht! Then it was my turn.
On the flip, my girl asked if I was interested in the Special massage. 2400 Baht she said, I countered with 1800 Baht. We Agreed on 2000 Baht. She went and got her kit. Everything, but DATY, as she didn't want to get loud. I had quite an enjoyable time with her. It was so good, I wanted to take her back to my Hotel. Unfortunately, that was not on the menu.
Now here's the interesting thing about this place. It's open late, maybe 24 hrs. I got there before 12a and left a little after 1a, and it was still hopping. My girl said she was working til 6a. I didn't see these ladies standing outside during the day or early evening. They're good looking, with a SW vibe. Just be aware there are LB's in the mix. Benz Massage, next to the Iranian restaurant.
I've read the Phuket reports, Bangkok reports and Pattaya reports. I'm not in to 100% mongering 100% of the time so I have ruled out Pattaya as a destination. I want a holiday, some [CodeWord118] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord118) and other touristy stuff. A quick summary of all the reports suggests that quality and quantity has decreased, and prices have increased. Attitudes of some service providers have become an issue. I have been to Phuket last year and have been ripped off once. I paid 5000 baht LT for the first beauty I saw. She knew it too and milked me for every baht. She was cold, would not do this and that but boy was she gorgeous. Luckily I redeemed myself with a FL I picked up late one night in Taipan. She was great, a little older but a smoking hot body and attitude to match, and at 2000 baht a dream come true.
I had an oily everyday and my massage thing was sweet and naive. Had FS with her on my last visit and it was great.
I've realised that you need a good attitude, good bargaining skills not being desperate. I've taken the many posts seriously, hooked up with a few normal girls and massage girls on Tango and I'm set for a great 10 days in Phuket this Friday. Also plan to check out all the bars and massage places and not settle on one this time. Also plan on visiting Katherine's this time. Christins was a waste of time.
My question to the more experienced punters is the ff:
Should I consider travelling to any other parts of Thailand (Bangkok or Samui for eg) for a good time during my stay? I have booked a guest friendly hotel this time very near to Bangla road but only paid for 3 nights so I'm flexible. Cost is not an issue as long as the enjoyment factor is there. I would be happy with 4 awesome experiences during my stay.
Also I won't be getting nailed 1500 baht a night for a guest anymore. I wish I had found this site before my first trip LOL.
Nola Kenner
04-20-15, 17:43
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My question to the more experienced punters is the ff:
Should I consider travelling to any other parts of Thailand (Bangkok or Samui for eg) for a good time during my stay? I have booked a guest friendly hotel this time very near to Bangla road but only paid for 3 nights so I'm flexible. Cost is not an issue as long as the enjoyment factor is there. I would be happy with 4 awesome experiences during my stay.
...My suggestion to you is to visit other parts of Thailand as well. You want to visit and enjoy the sights offered by different regions and also enjoy the beauties there. .
Thank you for your reply. Could you suggest one other destination?
Please bear in mind I will be travelling from Phuket.
My suggestion to you is to visit other parts of Thailand as well. You want to visit and enjoy the sights offered by different regions and also enjoy the beauties there. .My apologies. I had to read up how to reply with a quote.
Can you maybe suggest a few regions as options or chose your particular favourite?
And today I have exactly 11 girls. Of which 3 are massage girls expressing their excitement at my arrival this Friday. All these courtesy of Tango and Thaifriendly. Thank you very much ISG punters. I will certainly post reports on my experiences.
My question to the more experienced punters is the ff:
Should I consider travelling to any other parts of Thailand (Bangkok or Samui for eg) for a good time during my stay? I have booked a guest friendly hotel this time very near to Bangla road but only paid for 3 nights so I'm flexible. Cost is not an issue as long as the enjoyment factor is there. I would be happy with 4 awesome experiences during my stay.
Also I won't be getting nailed 1500 baht a night for a guest anymore. I wish I had found this site before my first trip LOL.Bangkok is a must visit. Lots of girls and lots of touristy stuff to do there. I would not rule out Pattaya. It is a 90 minute drive from Bangkok and you can leave if you don't like it. Pattaya has a beach but to swim I would take a 15 minute bus ride to Jomtien. Pattaya must be seen at least once. Put it on your bucket list because there is no place like it.
I think one of the airlines flies non stop Phuket to Pattaya (U-Tapao airport). I would take that flight and stay in Pattaya as long as you like. Then taxi or bus to BKK. Spend some time in BKK and then go home.
Nola Kenner
04-22-15, 04:07
My apologies. I had to read up how to reply with a quote.
Can you maybe suggest a few regions as options or chose your particular favourite?
And today I have exactly 11 girls. Of which 3 are massage girls expressing their excitement at my arrival this Friday. All these courtesy of Tango and Thaifriendly. Thank you very much ISG punters. I will certainly post reports on my experiences.I believe you can take a direct flight from Phuket to Chiang Mai for a different look of Thailand than just ocean views. You can also visit Udon Thani from Phuket using a direct flight. Of course a trip to Bangkok is really needed to get the best of punting experience. I suggest a trip to Chian Mai and then to Bangkok before you fly back to your country.
Good luck and enjoy.
Yes! I may be there in a month. Your reports thus far have been most helpful.Thank you guys.
I returned from my trip.
I had good time in ko-samoi, will postone.
Keep Mongering.
Was loving your posts Bang444. Any new ones?Thank you sid.
Hi guys,
New to the forum here. I'm staying at Karon in the Movenpick Hotel with some friends who frown on the mongering available at the beach further up north (hence staying at Karon). I'm after some good quick action to be had around the area I'm staying. I really liked the BJ bars in BKK having visited Kangaroo Bar and another one (Star something. Can't remember). The go in, get serviced, and leave idea really is what I'm looking for. Not endless drinks etc.
Can anyone suggest me some good places to visit? Ideally BJ bars or some good short time places with rooms onsite? As I'm happy with BJ bars it's clear I'm not looking for quality girls Just someone to service me!
Even if you guys have any contacts it would be good.
Thanks!
Harry Dude
04-28-15, 05:57
Hi guys,
New to the forum here. I'm staying at Karon in the Movenpick Hotel with some friends who frown on the mongering available at the beach further up north (hence staying at Karon). I'm after some good quick action to be had around the area I'm staying. I really liked the BJ bars in BKK having visited Kangaroo Bar and another one (Star something. Can't remember). The go in, get serviced, and leave idea really is what I'm looking for. Not endless drinks etc.
Can anyone suggest me some good places to visit? Ideally BJ bars or some good short time places with rooms onsite? As I'm happy with BJ bars it's clear I'm not looking for quality girls Just someone to service me!
Even if you guys have any contacts it would be good.
Thanks!I would suggest you go to the big traffic circle in Karon (there is only one traffic circle in Karon so you can't go wrong) - it should be a 10-15 minute walk from Movenpick. There are a couple of massage places on the second floor of the building just at the northern entrance to the traffic circle. They will provide massage and full service on premises. You can be in and out in 30 minutes if you like.
Google maps say there is a restaurant called Ratchani Seafood on the ground floor in this building.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ratchani+Seafood/@7.8494576,98.2931474,20z
StaticCouch
04-28-15, 13:40
Hi guys,
New to the forum here. I'm staying at Karon in the Movenpick Hotel with some friends who frown on the mongering available at the beach further up north (hence staying at Karon). I'm after some good quick action to be had around the area I'm staying. I really liked the BJ bars in BKK having visited Kangaroo Bar and another one (Star something. Can't remember). The go in, get serviced, and leave idea really is what I'm looking for. Not endless drinks etc.
Can anyone suggest me some good places to visit? Ideally BJ bars or some good short time places with rooms onsite? As I'm happy with BJ bars it's clear I'm not looking for quality girls Just someone to service me!
Even if you guys have any contacts it would be good.
Thanks!Karon / Kata are more up market place to stay so buffet of chics if you are looking for would be not as per taste, though there were some reports of few massage places around Karon in the forum.
If you fancy come down to the melting bowl. Patong area, here the buffet is more enticing and yummy! Read my report on a Gem I cought near Safari Beach Hotel near Bangla Soi. Well, she was one of the best Thai Chic till date. What a rack and skills!
I do not think you'll get BJ bars as in BKK here, at least I've not noticed.
Arrived here late Saturday night. Checked in to my hotel Casa Jip totally GF opposite Christin massage. Found them on guest friendly hotel site at 1 200 baht night. Hotel next door with bar downstairs is 500 baht a night but they had no water for almost 2 days. I chose well.
On Sunday proceeded to meet all my chat contacts from Tango. All a waste of time. If they were not ladyboys then they were gold diggers with every sad story in the book. I thought I was on with this girl Nat who worked in a bar on Bangla but after she took me out for drinks for her and her friends I ended it and took a taxi. Haven't heard from her since. I invited her to my hotel but she made every excuse possible and avoided.
On Sunday had a oily at a nearby MP and rested off my jet lag. I must say Badoo has worked wonders.
On Monday met Yaya on badoo. She's older at 35 but a nice little package. I negotiated an all night for 1500 baht. She brought a younger friend Lisa who was 27 and a smoking hot bod. Yaya was upset as Lisa had all my attention so I sent her away with 1000 baht in the middle of the night. Lisa was a sex machine with honors in oral.
Total damage for the night 2500 baht.
On Tuesday took the bus from the beach to Phuket town which at 30 baht is way cheaper than a taxis 800 baht. I had been to Christin before so Katherine's was on my to do list. I must say I was disappointed with the lineup which incidentally has not changed in the last month. All the girls looked worn out and shabbily dressed. I felt very intimidated with the 3 dudes there. They were definitely some type of mafia. I got there at 15 h45 and he refused to give me the 16 h00 special which is 600 baht cheaper. I followed the advice of some of the more knowledgeable ISG members and chose the one that smiled at me. She was a 26 from BKK, short and nice ass. Doggy was great.
Total damage include bus fares both ways 2660 baht.
On Wednesday had my daily oily and relaxed. Wanted something different. Met Poo Poo on Badoo and hooked up at a bar close to my hotel. She was nothing like her pics and I paid for drinks gave her taxi fare and returned to my hotel. It was pissing rain for a few hours and then my Badoo message rings. It's Lisa. She wants to hook up. She got to my hotel and it was more awesome than my first time with her. She is a little shy buy once she gets going I couldn't keep up. Needed red bull breaks as the Kamagra gel was not saying Hello. Awesome night.
Total damage 1500 baht plus 500 baht tip.
Tonight I'm meeting Mo. Another chick from Badoo who works down the street at a MP day shift. I've negotiated 1500 baht for LT and a tip if I'm happy. She agreed. Now walking around looking for a massage.
I must say I'm very happy not paying for lady drinks and bar fines which I feel is a total con. Just watch your spend on food, hotels and Tuk Tuk and you will have plenty for the important stuff like alcohol and women. I'm planning 3 days in BKK next week but I have not had this much action in a while. I don't know how much my body can take. May just settle on the occasional bar girl. Or gogo. Have my oilies and relax on the beach instead. The only plane I want to see is on the way home.
I feel I've struck gold with my selection of Mo last night. She's 1.70 metres tall and 65 kgs but what gorgeous body. I'm 1.83 m and 100 so she really does it for me. Milk white smooth skin and a recent upgrade to what looks like see to the cups. She says 500 ML. I don't know exactly what that means but I love them boobs. With the help of Kamagra we did it 3 times last night and once again this morning. She's an easy 8 to 9 out of 10. I'm tempted to ask her to stay and just pay the fine to the massage shop of 500 baht. She's happy with 2000 baht a day. The only thing that worries me is that she love's bling and says she has a sponsor from Malaysia. Talks a lot about shopping. I don't want to be an ATM machine during the day so I guess I will stick to just nights with her if she agrees.
Any thoughts from fellow punters would be appreciated. You guys saved me with the whole lady drink scenario with Nat earlier in the week so your thoughts are most welcome.
Nice stuff ZackJhono. What rate are you getting for your soapys?
Nice stuff ZackJhono. What rate are you getting for your soapys?300 -400 baht for the massage and 500 for a HJ.
I prefer FS at my hotel.
DwayneJohnson
05-02-15, 21:48
she has a sponsor from Malaysia. Talks a lot about shopping. I don't want to be an ATM machine during the day so I guess I will stick to just nights with her if she agrees.
That's the general pattern I have observed with Thai girls. They keep one or two ATM's and few fuckbuddies who they see as a potential ATM. Key is not to hang around one girl for too long, it's easy to fall in love and become an ATM. I have met few genuine non working girls and they all hate other Thai girls for this behavior (may be because they are content with one and only ATM for life.).
Enjoy Phuket mate.
Hi everyone,
I'm off to Phuket and have never really understood GoGo bars and was hoping someone could fill in the blanks.
I have been twice and basically gotten girls lady drinks, they sit next to you and a bit of touching.
My question is what if you want more.
Lets say for example you want a stripper experience with a lap dance. Do these places in Phuket have rooms for lap dances?
If so, what would be the cost? What about HJ? Does that go on here or would you need to pay rent for the room or pay a exit fee for them?
Thanks!
So, it's been my 4th day in Phuket today, and tomorrow I'll be taking off! Going to split it all in different days so it's all nice and structured:
1 st Day: I called it Drama Night. This night I went directly to some beer bars where, played a bit of pool and started warm-up drinking, as I was planning to hit the Discos. Was there a bit too early, I'd say 12:30 or 1 am should be the perfect time to start going into the club scene. Started with Hollywood, then off to Tiger, where I ended my night. It is far more crowded and the choice of FL is really huge here! If patient, they'll pretty much come to you and also between 1 Am and 3 Am there'll be different sets of girls coming and going. Some of these FL are professionals or semi-professionals as in beauty saloon workers, or massage or what not? Left with a professional that was doing some twerking dances and smiling very joyfully all evening, after I played a couple of rounds of pool with her, just to create some rapport. Agreed on 2 K for LT and left. When talking to the cab drivers she said she's got her scooter here and I want we can go w it, and so we did.
Once at home. Drama starts! As I come out of the shower I see her with the phone, watching a video that was just sent to her, of her whole family dining together. So she starts a story about how she misses them and sees them very seldom, but sends them money and how she is only one and makes the sacrifice for all of them. Which got to say, seemed very very honest. I was truly moved by this, don't know if it was true or not. Anyway, even though she gotten me really horny in the club, I was kinda put off by this, so I said let's take it really easy. And so we did. Was really kind loving to her and made her feel good. Or what seemed to be back to normal. As she started BJ and I started enjoying myself. I started pushing myself deeper in her mouth, at some point she just snapped and stood up, and turned her back on my. Complaining that we men are all the same and just sweet talk and bullshit. So I gave her 5 minutes and said if she doesn't change the attitude she has to leave. Did her best but I couldn't get a full boner anymore, so I let her blow me till I finished. Then she slept all night. Couldn't wake her up at any point. In the morning she was sick, like temperature and puking so I just sent her off, giving her 1 K, of the 2 K promised, as I felt she didn't deserve it. Was a bit upset but didn't have much to argue, so she left.
2nd Day: Massage during the day, near Bangla - 800 total w HJ. Later Disco again and this time I discovered Illusion Disco. Not that many FL but really good show they're putting on there. I would really advise you to go, even only just for a drink, to see the show and also take a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) to get your bones and joints cracked by the apparently. Very professional dude in the bathroom. Ended up picking up another FL, very late this night, in the Tiger disco, again. Actually she was one of the very few that came on to me in Tiger that night, and the FL from the previous night was there too, so I was thinking she must have spread the word that I didn't want to pay what we 1st agreed on. Maybe just a bit of paranoia again haha. So this Semi-Professional a bit drunk, took like 10 minutes to take me she was working in a beauty saloon and she "really really likes me" and she would really want to go with me, but she would like some money. Seeing this as a good opportunity to bargain I said 1. 5 for all night and she agreed. In the hotel she turned out to be even hotter than in the club as her back was covered in a really cool tattoo, and so was one of her thigh. Se was very careful, in her drunkenness and aimed to please me to the max. Turned out to be a squirter and destroyed my bed sheets. I was exhausted after 2 rounds as I had taken some Kamagra gel before (which BTW is really good, but I feel it is making it very hard to cum), and it took for ever to finish the 2nd time, so I let her off the hook and she was happy to leave. Gave her 2 K as she was a really sweet girl, and I enjoyed her goal oriented attitude!
4th day: Got out to Bangla late, like 22- 22:30. 1st went to an oily, but they were asking form 3. 6 K for 70 minutes or something like that- Christi Massage, close to the shopping area in Bangla. Skipped. Dinner and started with some go go bar and then to clubs again. This night, the new discovery was Seduction Club. Seemed a bit more up-scale than Tiger and Hollywood, and so did Illusion, for that matter. Talked to a few girls in Seduction but none of them seemed to want to leave the club yet. Here were some European girls also, that were having a great deal of fun, and I don't think they were working. All in all, good looking people here and also a few "classy" FL. Talked to one of them, didn't even get to ask for the price because she was at some table w some dudes and didn't seem like she was available. Left her and the club for Illusion, where in less than 30 minutes she showed up also. Seeing how happy the girl from night 2 was, when I gave her 2 K, got me into coming up w a new strategy, a good one I think. She asked for 2 K for all night. So I told this hottie, we'll do like this: I give you 1.5 K no matter what. And if I really like you, I will give you 2 K, I promise. She went for it happily, telling me on the way home that she will make me never forget this night and all. Good motivation apparently! And so she did! She was really epic, had some great skills and as I was on the Kamagra again, it went on and on. 2 times during the night and once more in the morning. Great success. Gave her 2 K and a round of applause on her butt cheeks and we parted, both really satisfied.
Tonight Is going to be my last night out here, and I have done a bit of research today and found there is a really cool club called Soun Club. Images on google look fantastic. So I'll put on a shirt and go there, to start the night off. I will come back with an update on how it was.
From what I've been reading here lately (didn't go very far back) - there wasn't much info on the clubbing scene, so I hope I hope you won't fall asleep reading my detailed report of Phuket and maybe even enjoy it! : the.
Cheers
PaulAlbert78
05-06-15, 18:08
Hi guys,
Just a few questions about Patong. I have RTFF, the Bali forum was very helpful last year, and I was wondering where I can find massage with 18-19 year old Thai girls. I know that massage can be found pretty much anywhere in Patong ie Christian Massage and on Soi Kepsup. How many young Thai girls are there offering their services at those places. Also, can you find HJ, BJ and FS at most massage places in Patong or are Christian Massage and Soi Kepsup the best options.
Thanks!
StaticCouch
05-06-15, 18:34
So, it's been my 4th day in Phuket today, and tomorrow I'll be taking off! Going to split it all in different days so it's all nice and structured:
Good report, Seduction is the best club in bangla soi, around 3 am you'll have lot of EU / CIS chics hanging around and waiting to be struck at.
There is a club by the name of "Famous Club" on top floor of Jungceylon with swimming pool, when I was there last month it was closed, not sure if it has shut down. Sound is on 3rd floor of Jceylon I guess, heard it is amazing but couldn't go there. Will look for your report.
StaticCouch
05-06-15, 18:40
Hi guys,
Just a few questions about Patong. I have RTFF, the Bali forum was very helpful last year, and I was wondering where I can find massage with 18-19 year old Thai girls. I know that massage can be found pretty much anywhere in Patong ie Christian Massage and on Soi Kepsup. How many young Thai girls are there offering their services at those places. Also, can you find HJ, BJ and FS at most massage places in Patong or are Christian Massage and Soi Kepsup the best options.
Thanks!Avoid Christin, they are rip off, Katherines in the town is much preferred. Well you can download Badoo app on android or iOS for getting a 18-19 yr old, there are plenty. If you are a westerner, they'll fall on your feet! Some of them are absolute stunners. Am already tring to book multiple dates with few.
If you are around till 9th hope to catch up for a drink, I'll be there on 9th.
Stay Safe, Bang Safe!
Static!
Wolvenvacht
05-06-15, 18:41
Hi everyone,
I'm off to Phuket and have never really understood GoGo bars and was hoping someone could fill in the blanks.
I have been twice and basically gotten girls lady drinks, they sit next to you and a bit of touching.
My question is what if you want more.
Lets say for example you want a stripper experience with a lap dance. Do these places in Phuket have rooms for lap dances?
If so, what would be the cost? What about HJ? Does that go on here or would you need to pay rent for the room or pay a exit fee for them?
Thanks!"a stripper experience with a lap dance"? You must be American!
I am not sure the Thai adult industry is up to that level of sophistication yet. ;)
The next step after having invited a lady to your table and given her a ladydrink is to negotiate with her for sex, either in your hotel room, in the rooms of the agogo-club (if they have some, not all clubs do) or in a short time hotel (the girls will know where to take you).
Prices will vary and are subject to too many variables to calculate accurately, but basically there are only two categories: "short time", i.e. a few hours max with one or two pops and "long time" which is overnight.
Just be clear and open about what you want (don't worry, they won't be shocked as they will have heard it all already) and negotiate her fee. The "barfine" (or "exit fee" as you call it) is usually non-negotiable and has to be paid to the bar. It will be due even if you take her out of the bar even for a very short time.
For actual price levels, read the forum.
Wolvenvacht
05-06-15, 18:47
I was wondering where I can find massage with 18-19 year old Thai girls.Thai girls that look 18 or 19 year old are probably at least 25 and if they are working in a massage parlor, they probably had a baby already.
18 or 19 year old Thai girls will look like jail-bait and cannot work (yet) in massage places as (I think) the minimum age for massage workers is 21.
So, it's been my 4th day in Phuket today, and tomorrow I'll be taking off! I hope you won't fall asleep reading my detailed report of Phuket and maybe even enjoy it!
CheersGood report mate. Look forward to the next installment. I am visiting in a couple of weeks and from previous experience I find the clubs are a really good place to pick up the ladies, though you're bound to run into a few weirdos occasionally.
PaulAlbert78
05-06-15, 23:11
Thanks for the help guys, just wondering if it is hard to get HJ, BJ or FS from the massage girls on the street in front of the shops. Will it always be offered or is it hit or miss? I found in Bali it was hit or miss, but I figure it's Thailand and it should be pretty easy to find a massage girl that gives extras.
ThaiGoodTimes
05-07-15, 07:35
Thanks for the help guys, just wondering if it is hard to get HJ, BJ or FS from the massage girls on the street in front of the shops. Will it always be offered or is it hit or miss? I found in Bali it was hit or miss, but I figure it's Thailand and it should be pretty easy to find a massage girl that gives extras.Basically every massage girl will give extras, right up to FS.
They are as they have gold me, all " working girls".
Ask "politely" and quietly first or when you first go in.
If they don't then it's because they don't want to with you, or its the wrong time for them.
If knocked back just walk to the next shop, and pick another you like.
A further hint though.
Instead of having FS in the shop, arrange to catch up with them later, towards midnight when the knock off.
Overnight is basically the same cost as FS in the shop I've found.
Phuket, Day 1 – Arrival and first night.
I actually had not booked a Phuket hotel until the day before I was to arrive. Well, for that matter, I had not booked a flight either. Not a problem. I love the Asian airlines as they do not play games with the airfares – same price whether you book the day of or a month before. For the hotel, I chose see&and based on numerous good reviews. I will review the hotel on the Phuket Hotel page, but the best thing about it is that Bangla Road is literally a 2 minute walk away. Anyway, in my online reservation booking I asked for them to pick me up, which they do if you book at least 3 nights. What I failed to notice was they require a 3 day advanced booking to do that as well. However, in my confirmation they said they would send someone out to get me regardless, and not only that, they had a 25% discount going that was not included in my online booking, and they would also give me that discount. Wow. Great folks!
I was greeted outside the airport by a guy holding sign with my name, but still had to wait a while for the driver to arrive, which was fine. The airport facility is being expanded, which is badly needed. Phuket appears to be booming. It was about a 45 minute drive to the hotel, and I arrived a bit after 5 PM. Check-in was a breeze.
I had a 3rd floor room about 2/3 rds of the way back from the room, overlooking the see&and massage place. The rooms further back are supposed to be quieter. Since my room included no drawers or shelves to store clothing items (what is up with that? It did not take me long to unpack! My plan was to walk around a bit before to get the lay of the land, eat, then start mongering after it got dark. I had studied maps of Puket back home, but totally forgot the lay of the land or even where see&and was in relation to Bangla Road. I just started walking around and soon ended up at the beach for a nice sunset. I was getting hungry by then and found that nearly every restaurant I passed had people out front trying to lure me inside. I don't like to be accosted and, after having eaten mostly Thai food with my "GF" in Bangkok, I ended up with an overpriced meal at Burger King on Bangla Road. Sheesh, the drink sizes are smaller than in the US, and no free refills! Yes, America, the Land of the Free Refill. Not sure if Asia is ready for free refills yet.
I will interject one thing I don't like about the see&and at this point. When you leave your room, all the electricity gets cut off! Including the air conditioner. So, if you have a nice cool, dehumidified room when you leave to go out, when you come back, it will be hot and muggy again. If you are out walking around looking forward to a cool hotel room, forget it. You have to wait for it to cool. My 5-start hotel in Bangkok was similar, but it didn't heat up so much or get so muggy, but it is newer hotel and well-engineered. The see&and is old and leaky.
Anyway, after a bit of a rest back at my hotel (which was hot and humid again following my scouting trip), I headed back to Bangla Road at around 9 PM. I mostly just walked back and forth, getting accosted by the same people each time it seemed. At the beach end, you get accosted mostly by the tailors. They would say "Hey Boss" and want to shake my hand, then tell me about the shirts and shirts they would make for me. I now totally ignore them. In the middle of the road, both guys and gals tried to get me to see a ping pong show. Dozens of them trying to get me to see a ping pong show. Sheesh! In front of most every bar, pretty girts would try to get me to come in and buy a cheap beer. Sorry, I don't drink. Over the next few nights, I actually started to make friends with a few of the girls, making jokes that I would see them on my next pass as, indeed, I mainly just walked up and down the road taking it all in. The worst, however, was on Soi Sea Dragon. Here they also had guys that would pounce on you to get you to go inside. Suzy Wong's was really bad at that.
After 10 PM I had started seeing some obvious FLs come out. At first I didn't recognize them to be FLs (free lancers), but after a couple of passes, a few would smile at me and it finally struck me who they were! Duh! Most were at the beach end of Bangla, amongst the tailors who were hawking suits.
Approaching midnight, it was past time for me to stop walking and get to work. I had noted some really cute girls inside the Lions Bar. I was not sure if takeout was offered there, but it was time to dive in and learn. I let the outside ladies accost me and drag me inside, where I was seated at a table next to the elevated dancing area. A really hot girl was dancing right in front of me. We smile at east other and, after a while the bends done to shake my hand and ask who I was. She said her name was spelled Kat, but her pronunciation did not sound like "cat". Oh well, she was really pretty with a great figure, face and legs. She went back to dancing while I drank my Coke. After some number of songs, she steps down and sits next to me. It is hard to talk as the music is so loud, and her English is poor. Soon a staff member comes over and asks if I would like to buy her a drink. As I presume this is the precursor to a bar fine, and I find her pretty enough to take home, I agree. However, conversation is not flowing and after a minute she leaves to go talk to another dancer. Hmmmm. Well, I guess once is OK if she is discussing something important. She comes back after a couple of minutes but she quickly leaves me again to go back to her friend! Hmmmm. This does not bode well for a fun time and, heck, I ask myself, is she really bar-finable? Am I wasting money buying her drinks? She had been gone for several minutes and I figure it is time to cut my losses. I pay my bill and leave. No one cares. She was still talking to her friend as I walked by her and I don't even think she saw me leave. I had been the only guy in the bar my whole stay, so I should have been prime beef to them. Oh well.
I continued walking up and down Bangla a couple more times to decide where to visit next. By this time, the lady boys were out and a couple accosted me. I was always polite, but no thanks! Not my thing.
I noticed there were now maybe 10 to 12 FLs at the beach end of the road, maybe ranging up to a 7 or so, several giving me looks, but none quite met my standards. One in the middle of the road looked pretty good but I had a nagging suspicion she may have been a LB. Probably she was not, but it made me avoid her. I was accosted by a slightly chubby girl, short, a bit overweight but with a nice rack at the east end of the road. She really wanted me to take her to my hotel, but no thanks.
Several times during my back and forth excursions this apparent LB who said she was from Laos tried to latch on to me. He / she had a horrible voice. I was getting upset with her as she would follow me and try to grab hold of me after I had (politely) dismissed her. Three different excursions she grabbed on to me, until she finally got the hint I guess. Kind of feel sorry for her, but oh well.
It was a bit after midnight, I was tired and sweaty from the heat, humidity and the walking, and I decided I needed to try once again to get a girl, or to go home alone and get some sleep. In my walking I had noted some really hot girls dancing at the Happy Night bar. I decided to give them a try, and again allowed my accosters to drag me up the stairs to the bar. I was again the only guy, and they sat me right by the balcony where the girls were, with a girl named Bung dancing right next to me. She was reasonably pretty, but I could sort of tell she probably had had a kid despite a nice figure. She began to talk to me and she seemed enthusiastic and fun. She brought over some games to play on her short break, even continuing to play when she started dancing again. While pretty, I knew she was far from perfect but her personality won me over, and I thought she would give a good time – if she was bar-finable. I was still too shy to ask the question, "um, can I take you home? Even though I should not have been. In our game playing, a staff member joined in (I was the only one there so she didn't have much to do) and some game-playing bets were made and drinks were charged that I really had not authorized, so I figured it was time to again cut my losses. But, when I was paid my bill, the staff member asked if I want to take Bung out. They wanted a 500 be bar fine. They said Bung wanted 2000 be for ST. What the heck, so I agreed. There was probably a FL or two who was about as pretty overall, but I was getting tired and, as I said, I liked her personality. Good personality equals good sex, right? I paid the fine and soon we were heading to my hotel. It was now maybe 1:30 AM and the road was far less crowded, probably due to the light rain that was falling. This is where I saw why see&and is rated high by Patong's mongerers – it is so close to the action. A few minutes waking and we were there. Getting past security was easy – she turned over her ID and to the room we went. It was there that some of my concerns were realized. Yes, she had a kid, obvious due to her breasts, which were deflated and no longer perky. And you could tell she had lots of make up on, which was not so obvious in the bar. But, again, the rest of her was nice. We showered together, dried off and she starts off with a pretty nice BBBJ. The rest after this is pretty standard. Nothing great, but OK. Certainly no GFE. Only a tiny bit of kissing, but all the standard positions allowed. She does seem to be enjoying the action and claims, at least, to have cum when I did, her expressing some surprise at that. IDK. She went to clean up and I waited a bit for her to come back and clean me, but she didn't (possibly because the hotel did not supply any wash cloths? I pay up and she leaves. Overall, the level of service was not really worth the money given her looks (7 or maybe 8 in dim light). I can see why old timers are upset by the higher prices and poor service by the youngsters (oh, she could have been between 22 and 32 I suppose. Well, I tried a girl based on personality and it really didn't work so good – no personality really came out during the sex. Tomorrow, I will try to base it more on looks. As for Bung, I would not recommend her, but I would not recommend avoiding her either. She might very well have accepted 1500 B, which might have been a reasonable rate given the performance. However, I have to admit that I was fairly passive, so had I been more assertive, she might have shined.
I showered again and tried to sleep. The music from next door was booming in. I brought a white noise generator, but it is loud enough to make the low frequency vibrations. I guess I drank too many cokes and the caffeine is keeping me awake. Oh well.
StaticCouch
05-07-15, 18:33
Phuket, Day 1 Arrival and first night.
Oh well.Woow. A detailed and indeed a well written report! Try Moulin Rouge & L'mour if you crave EU / CIS chics. Expensive but worth a shot.
Nice report mate, thank you. I'll be in Phuket in early June so good to hear there's plenty to choose from in the clubs. As a side-note, couldn't help but chuckle at this part.
I would really advise you to go, even only just for a drink, to see the show and also take a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) to get your bones and joints cracked by the apparently. Very professional dude in the bathroom.Can you elaborate on this? So there's a guy that cracks your joints after you take a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)?
PaulAlbert78
05-07-15, 20:59
I would like to take the massage girls back to my hotel, but I will have my significant other and child with me, so all the fun will have to be done in the massage shops or in short time hotels. Don"t know how many ST hotels there are in Patong but I'm betting there are some. Any recommendations on MP other then Christan? Or are they all basically the same operation? I love nice and slutty Thai girls so and I can't really get away to Bangkok or Pattaya this year so Patong will have to do. I heard it is more expensive, but it's all relative when you consider really how cheap it is. I just want to get the most bang for my buck, so to speak, and get good naughty massage from Thai girls.
Phuket, Day 1 Arrival and first night.
Approaching midnight, it was past time for me to stop walking and get to work. I had noted some really cute girls inside the Lions Bar. I was not sure if takeout was offered there, but it was time to dive in and learn. I let the outside ladies accost me and drag me inside, where I was seated at a table next to the elevated dancing area. A really hot girl was dancing right in front of me. We smile at east other and, after a while the bends done to shake my hand and ask who I was. She said her name was spelled Kat, but her pronunciation did not sound like "cat". Oh well, she was really pretty with a great figure, face and legs. She went back to dancing while I drank my Coke. After some number of songs, she steps down and sits next to me. It is hard to talk as the music is so loud, and her English is poor. Soon a staff member comes over and asks if I would like to buy her a drink. As I presume this is the precursor to a bar fine, and I find her pretty enough to take home, I agree. However, conversation is not flowing and after a minute she leaves to go talk to another dancer. Hmmmm. Well, I guess once is OK if she is discussing something important. She comes back after a couple of minutes but she quickly leaves me again to go back to her friend! Hmmmm. This does not bode well for a fun time and, heck, I ask myself, is she really bar-finable? Am I wasting money buying her drinks? She had been gone for several minutes and I figure it is time to cut my losses. I pay my bill and leave. No one cares. She was still talking to her friend as I walked by her and I don't even think she saw me leave. I had been the only guy in the bar my whole stay, so I should have been prime beef to them. Oh well.
I continued walking up and down Bangla a couple more times to decide where to visit next. By this time, the lady boys were out and a couple accosted me. I was always polite, but no thanks! Not my thing.
I noticed there were now maybe 10 to 12 FLs at the beach end of the road, maybe ranging up to a 7 or so, several giving me looks, but none quite met my standards. One in the middle of the road looked pretty good but I had a nagging suspicion she may have been a LB. Probably she was not, but it made me avoid her. I was accosted by a slightly chubby girl, short, a bit overweight but with a nice rack at the east end of the road. She really wanted me to take her to my hotel, but no thanks.
Several times during my back and forth excursions this apparent LB who said she was from Laos tried to latch on to me. He / she had a horrible voice. I was getting upset with her as she would follow me and try to grab hold of me after I had (politely) dismissed her. Three different excursions she grabbed on to me, until she finally got the hint I guess. Kind of feel sorry for her, but oh well.
It was a bit after midnight, I was tired and sweaty from the heat, humidity and the walking, and I decided I needed to try once again to get a girl, or to go home alone and get some sleep. In my walking I had noted some really hot girls dancing at the Happy Night bar. I decided to give them a try, and again allowed my accosters to drag me up the stairs to the bar. I was again the only guy, and they sat me right by the balcony where the girls were, with a girl named Bung dancing right next to me. She was reasonably pretty, but I could sort of tell she probably had had a kid despite a nice figure. She began to talk to me and she seemed enthusiastic and fun. She brought over some games to play on her short break, even continuing to play when she started dancing again. While pretty, I knew she was far from perfect but her personality won me over, and I thought she would give a good time if she was bar-finable. I was still too shy to ask the question, "um, can I take you home? Even though I should not have been. In our game playing, a staff member joined in (I was the only one there so she didn't have much to do) and some game-playing bets were made and drinks were charged that I really had not authorized, so I figured it was time to again cut my losses. But, when I was paid my bill, the staff member asked if I want to take Bung out. They wanted a 500 be bar fine. They said Bung wanted 2000 be for ST. What the heck, so I agreed. There was probably a FL or two who was about as pretty overall, but I was getting tired and, as I said, I liked her personality. Good personality equals good sex, right? I paid the fine and soon we were heading to my hotel. It was now maybe 1:30 AM and the road was far less crowded, probably due to the light rain that was falling. This is where I saw why see&and is rated high by Patong's mongerers it is so close to the action. A few minutes waking and we were there. Getting past security was easy she turned over her ID and to the room we went. It was there that some of my concerns were realized. Yes, she had a kid, obvious due to her breasts, which were deflated and no longer perky. And you could tell she had lots of make up on, which was not so obvious in the bar. But, again, the rest of her was nice. We showered together, dried off and she starts off with a pretty nice BBBJ. The rest after this is pretty standard. Nothing great, but OK. Certainly no GFE. Only a tiny bit of kissing, but all the standard positions allowed. She does seem to be enjoying the action and claims, at least, to have cum when I did, her expressing some surprise at that. IDK. She went to clean up and I waited a bit for her to come back and clean me, but she didn't (possibly because the hotel did not supply any wash cloths? I pay up and she leaves. Overall, the level of service was not really worth the money given her looks (7 or maybe 8 in dim light). I can see why old timers are upset by the higher prices and poor service by the youngsters (oh, she could have been between 22 and 32 I suppose. Well, I tried a girl based on personality and it really didn't work so good no personality really came out during the sex. Tomorrow, I will try to base it more on looks. As for Bung, I would not recommend her, but I would not recommend avoiding her either. She might very well have accepted 1500 B, which might have been a reasonable rate given the performance. However, I have to admit that I was fairly passive, so had I been more assertive, she might have shined.
.Your report brought me back to when I used to experience the kind of night that you wrote about. What I mean is when I used to go to places like Phuket and when I used to bother with bars in places like Phuket and trying to deal with overpriced and unenthusiastic service.
Yes, back in 1990 when I went to a place which was full of beer-bars called "Soi Sanuk" and was in the middle of what was then countryside, you could get yourself a real nice beer-bar lady who gave you GFE and at a very reasonable price and LT was the norm.
But no longer. I avoid Phuket. Too many not great experiences like what you had, too many pretty girls who get a lady drink from you and clear off to talk to someone else. And the freelancers can't be trusted to be real ladies or with not ripping you off. That and high-prices are the reasons why in Thailand I generally stick to oilies or massage places with guaranteed FS. If I try a girl and she is good, I do take out, especially close to quitting time when they are likely to give me a smaller take-out charge.
I think that there are places where you can get good providers outside the usual oily / massage places. Bars in slightly off the beaten track in places like Ko Trang used to work for me. Or even in Bangkok unknown massage places where you might be able to do ST take-out and, if enthusiastic over a couple of take outs, I organise a LT. But this requires time to research and taking the chance of it not working out at all.
Phuket, Day 2 (May 6, 2015).
Slept terrible and crawled out of bed at 8 AM – way too soon. This bed is not conducive to good sleep! Went down for the free breakfast which was OK. The cook did make a pretty good cheese and ham omelet. Nothing else was all that tasty and the offerings are a mix of Asian and western styles but, hey, it is free! I then went back to my room which, again, was hot and humid, to work on this report, and to try to figure out what to do that day.
After breakfast I walked around the local area and along the beach looking for items I might want to buy. Many vendors were pushy, but most were not too bad. I took a short nap during the afternoon then ventured out to Bangla around 7 PM after it was dark. The place was relatively dead, so I went back to my room to take a second nap. I dosed off once or twice, but got up around 10 PM and went back. The place was alive and while there were again plenty of people in the street, many were couples (including couples with children), so many of the smaller bars were nearly empty. I had more girls accost me to get me to go to bar that the previous night, which confirmed my observation that it was a slow night for bar-girl business. Still, I was trying to figure out the scene. Do all the bars with dancing girls offer takeout? I had thought I had done my research, but when all of the bars and the people are suddenly there in front of you, it is overwhelming, and on Day 2 I was still being overwhelmed.
As I walked down the street several ladies out front remembered me from the night before and were friendly. But, rather than go in and waste money on an unsure situation, I had decided that I was going to try out the infamous Suzy Wong 1 and the end of Soi Sea Dragon, which I knew had takeout. I entered it from the North back entrance, not at the Bangla Road entrance, and was immediately accosted by the guys out front, but I allowed them to drag me inside. There were indeed some pretty girls on the stage, two of them topless and one or two were downright beautiful. A lady inside sat me down and I ordered my overpriced glass of seemingly watered down Coke. Three sets of younger guys entered after I did, and each of them was quickly accompanied by girls. Me, I sat alone. I was trying to make some eye contact, but nothing was being returned. One of the supermodel-material girls was dancing and I could not make eye contact with her. And what were the rules here? Do I flag down an attendant and say what girl I want? Do I just sit there and try harder to establish eye contact? And can I get that beautiful girl on stage? It seemed that once the club got my money from me, they were no longer interested. Maybe I was older that the guys that came in after me, but I look fine and there was an abundance of girls, but for me, Suzy Wong's was a complete dud. A shame, as I would have paid big bucks for that one girl! Sigh. OK, maybe I will go back and be more assertive and see if I can get her. That girl is a 10, for sure. But, yeah, when my coke was finished I got up and left. No one cared.
When I left, I was accosted by the folks outside the Devil's Den (did I get that right? Right next door to Suzy Wong's. I let them drag me inside, finding a huge lineup of very attractive girls. I kept looking at one who was sitting next to the stage and an attentive staff member came over and asked if I wanted to talk to her. Sure! This is how Suzy Wong's should have been. Anyway, she came over and her name was Ba, a sweet looking girl with a nice smile. She was thin with long brown hair and long legs, but with a fairly flat chest. A true Asian spinner. Certainly, a very cute 22 year old Thai girl. Her English was not good so we couldn't talk a lot, but I ended up buying her two LDs before the attentive staff member asked if I wanted to bar fine her. The BF there was 800 be (Sheesh) and the girl's rate was the standard 2000 be. Kind of high for 90 minutes, but she was super cute, so OK. Again, why wasn't Suzy Wong's like this?
Back at my once again hot and humid hotel room, we showered and when dry, she started off aggressively with some French kissing with lots of tongue and nipple licking. She got me hard and on went the super thin Japanese Sagami Original 0.01 condom that has become my favorite. I lay back and she got on top in cowgirl, taking a few moments to wiggle around to get me inside here– this girl has no kids and was super tight. Wow. She stayed on top for a good while, me admiring her young beauty. Eventually she got tired, so we changed to missionary. I felt the urge coming on, so I stopped and flipped her over to doggie for a bit, then back to missionary where we kissed some more. Her kissing and her tightness was more than I could withstand so I let loose inside her. She went in to shower and was soon out the door, no offer of a goodbye hug. Kind of a let down after a promising start.
While the French kissing lent an air of a GFE, it was still pretty standard stuff. After she had might have been a good time to go back and check for cheaper FLs as it was now around 2 AM, but I was tired and went to bed. In retrospect, the two girls I had, while quite pretty, came nowhere near the classical Thai girl experience the old timers talked about. Should I try an older lady? Should I go for a FLer, who might be better than a bar girl? Things to think about.
Apple Court
05-08-15, 11:20
Phuket, Day 1 Arrival and first night.
I actually had not booked a Phuket hotel until the day before I was to arrive. Well, for that matter, I had not booked a flight either. Not a problem. Enjoying your reports! A few thoughts.
You can stick any card in those slots and keep the AC on. I just use the hotel card.
Be careful in general but especially when the ladyboys are handling you. They have sticky fingers and can also be belligerent for little reason.
Enjoy your days in Phuket! There's nothing to do in Pattaya except monger, so do some sightseeing to the nearby islands around Phuket, beautiful.
I'm nearly your age, and sometimes it's better to save some ammo for better hunting grounds. In other words, don't force it, just let the experience come to you, you'll have a great time even if you're not getting laid every night in Phuket. Now Pattaya. That's a different story!
Happy hunting and keep the good reports coming.
Phuket – Day 3.
I have been going to bed late yet still waking up before 8 AM. Ugh! These hard beds? I don't know, but toady I decide to take an island tour. I booked online and had a nice afternoon touring the island and getting lots of pictures.
After getting back, I showered and took a nap. I didn't go out until about 10:30 PM, going across the street through a small bar to this small Asian place I had eaten at the previous day. Don't remember the name but, literally, go directly across the street through a bar area (named Parrot something) which then opens up with a large seafood area to the right, and this little food stand to the left. 60 Bhat for a nice bowl of noodles with pork or chicken, plus 30 be for water. (May want to bring your own.).
After that, I took a peek at Bangla Road and it seemed busier than before. Lots of people out and about. I did my usual back and forth walking, making a few new "friends" from those that had been accosting me. At two places, I actually went in for a soda. The first, Moonshiners, the girl sat down and played a game with me for quite a while. I had not really been sure what the girls out front did, besides try to lure and drag men into the bar for a drink. I ended up buying her a LD and considered bar fining her if that was an option, based on her personality and reasonably good looks. She was having fun and several times I said "Ok, this is the last game", and she talked me into doing that 4 more times. But in the end, she let me go with no hint that she was bar finable. I note that she had not been trying to talk me in to more drinks – she really seemed friendly and sincere. Who knows? I resumed my walking and I was grabbed a few doors down by another girl in front of her bar (Titty Twister, I believe) and, again she had been trying to get me in over the last two nights. She was very cute, a definite young spinner type. She stood next to me as I got my drink (a Sprite this time, as I wanted to cut back on my caffeine consumption) and we talked for a bit. She seemed amused with me, but after 5 minutes she left. No request for a LD or anything. No hit at all if she was bar finable. For all I knew, her job was simple to hustle customers for the bar. When she left, I stayed a while longer, but I think she disappeared, so I moved on without even finishing my drink.
The accosters were out in full force, to say the least. Are Thursdays always busier than Tuesdays and Wednesdays? Will Friday be huge? Don't know yet. But the constant onslaught was getting old. No, I don't want to see a sex show. No, I don't want to buy cigarettes and a cigar. No, I don't want a fine silk shirt made special for me in 24 hours, no I don't want to. Agggggg! Haha At the far end of the road (closest to the hotel), a pretty girl who had been flirting me all week in front of one of the bigger clubs (name.) latched on to me. I promised her I would stop by before I left town. She did point out the dancing girls and said I could take one of them home, but I was thinking I would try for a FLer tonight. I had had two bar girls already, so time to try something different. I have never simply picked up a girl, so this might be a new kind of challenge. Well, OK, maybe not very challenging in Phuket on Bangla Road, but you know what I mean!
Down towards the beach end there has been, all week, a pretty attractive LB in a long dress who sits and kneels in the street drawing pictures. She seems to make a good living doing it. How she can be on the her knees on the hard road hours each night is beyond me. She has a super body and from behind, when she is bent over, she looks all woman. Really, only her voice, and maybe her size, identifies her as a lady boy. She seems passionate about her work.
As the night goes on, more and more FLers at the beach end gather, including a few at the east end and a few walking around, like me. There is one I eye who is cute, but I have seen her each night standing out there for hours, so I hesitate to initiate anything with her. A pretty girl that isn't getting picked up makes me worry. But, it may happen later in the night and I just don't see it.
The girls at the club where I got my first girl see me walking by an often wave. I think about going up, but don't. The girls in the Lion club, where I bombed the first night, also look hot, but I stay away. I might consider going in but I would ask one of their accosters to see who might be bar finable before doing so. Still, though I understand the concept of bar fines, I still hate it. Oh, at one club that had some hot girls dancing, I finally asked if I could take one home and they said sure. I asked the bar fine amount, and it was 1,000 be! I said no thanks and continued walking.
Later the chubby girl I had seen the previous two nights grabs me. She says she wants some boom boom, but I turn her down politely again. She might really be ok in bed, but chubby girls you can get anywhere. Asian spinners are only readily available in Thailand. Having said that, a slender girl with some breasts would be nice, and I soon found a FLer who came close to. We were walking past each other. I eyed her, she noticed I had eyed her, and we both stopped. We start to talk. Ugh, she is LB. Sheeh. No thinks.
It is really getting late. Some of the clubs are starting to close down. I notice a nice woman with a shapely figure and catch her eye. She has the figure of a real woman but is not chubby. I stop to talk. I didn't notice at first, but she had a friend, a shorter, slightly chubby friend. She offers them both for 2000 be. A three way for around $62?! Hell yes. Back to the hotel we went.
They said their names were Nan and Nan. Yes, both were named Nan. OK. To make it easier, I will write the names as Nann and Nan, with Nann being the shapely girl who I really wanted. Anyway, Nann said this was Nan's first time with a man. Ummmm. Obviously, Nan was no virgin, so I asked if she net this was Nan's first night hooking (I asked in a nice way). The question seemed to get lost in translation and I let it be. She knew what she was doing, so whatever. They showered and I showered. I was a little concerned about them being in the room alone while I was showering, but I tried to keep an eye on them. Since the shower in my bathroom at see&and was open (no doors or curtain – it was simply bar of the bathroom), this wasn't too hard to do.
Naked, Nann had a really nice rack. Not really sure if they were bolt-ONS or not. If so, the doctor did an amazing job. I laid down while Nan put on a condom. Bummer, no BBBJ, but with the super thin condoms I use, it still felt pretty good. While Nann is licking and sucking, Nan licked my nipples. It all felt really good. Both Nan and Nann were pros.
Nan wanted me to screw her first so she eased herself down on me in cowboy. Not the best looking girl by any means, with small breasts, but she was tight and felt good. Nann played with by balls and I fondled her wonderful breasts. We switched to doggie, and Nann licked my nipples while I played with her long, soft hair. After a while of this fun, it was time to switch girls. A new condom and I entered Nann missionary style. She was not as tight as Nan, but was much better looking so the inner urges were starting to churn. A change to doggy and I pound hard, admiring her great figure below me. I prefer to release in missionary, so we switched back and I continue to pound away, amazed at my strength so late, and then I let loose inside her.
No GFE with no kissing and everything covered. They knew what they were doing and did pretty much what they needed to do. I was happy, but still not fully satisfied with the experience.
They quickly showered. I think they were asking me if I wanted a second go, but the impression was it was going to cost me more. I declined. I showered after they did, still concerned about what they were doing. I peeked out and saw they were looking over my things a bit – why didn't see&and provide me with drawers in my room so I could hide things? I heard a mention of 1850 Bhat, which was close to what I had in my pants pocket. Were they looking through my clothes?! I made sure they saw me poking my head out. I did a scan of my things and nothing obvious was missing. They finished dressing and left. I quickly checked my pants and all seemed in order. If not, I would quickly have called down to the front desk to hold on to their IDs.
Oh, should I mention that I was able to bring two girls to my room without any hassle? What I didn't like is that there was no follow up call by security to ensure I was OK. Why make the ladies turn over their IDs if you don't check with the guy at the end to ensure he was not drugged or something?
As I said, this was again far from a GFE, but it was fun and fulfilled another of my goals of having a three-way. But, as has been repeated on this site often, you have to be careful with the FLers. Make sure they give their IDs to security when you bring them to your hotel, and try to hide as much of your stuff in a suitcase and drawer before your go out for the night, and try to make sure they are never out of your sight.
I have one more night in Phuket before heading to Pattaya. I am hoping that the relatively calmness of Phuket will help prepare me for the presumed madness of Pattaya. Maybe it will and maybe it won't. I am booked for the Dynasty Inn, and will spend 5 to 7 days in Pattaya before heading back to Bangkok for my remaining days in Thailand. While mongering is all fun, given I am single, I do wonder if I am starting to get too old for this. Will this be my last big fling? I am thinking of spending my last few days with my Thailand "GF". While she is unable to have intercourse for the time being (she has remained a virgin all the years with a hymen it would take a jack hammer to get through), I think I had more fun with her than I am having chasing tail. Sigh.
Enjoying your reports! A few thoughts.
You can stick any card in those slots and keep the AC on. I just use the hotel card.
Be careful in general but especially when the ladyboys are handling you. They have sticky fingers and can also be belligerent for little reason.
Enjoy your days in Phuket! There's nothing to do in Pattaya except monger, so do some sightseeing to the nearby islands around Phuket, beautiful.
I'm nearly your age, and sometimes it's better to save some ammo for better hunting grounds. In other words, don't force it, just let the experience come to you, you'll have a great time even if you're not getting laid every night in Phuket. Now Pattaya. That's a different story!
Happy hunting and keep the good reports coming.1. C & N does not use the cards. They have regular keys for the room locks, with an attached dongle (that is about an inch wide, 1/4" thick and 4" long. It has a magnet inside. If I were to come back here, I would get a magnet that would fit inside the 1" by 1/4" slot in the wall console. In my Bangkok hotel they used a regular credit card sized key card. I never thought to try to stick in a regular card while out, as heat and humidity in the room was not much of a problem. Here it is a bad problem. Leave out a wet shirt and it stay wet.
2. Yes. I had one or two touch me a bit, and maybe they were feeling for something, but I don't keep much in my top short pockets. I wear cargo shorts and most of my money is in the bottom pockets, buttoned up.
3. Ain't that the truth! Eat, sleep and monger is about it so, yes, book a trip or two.
4. Yes. I considered that yesterday, and had the pair I met not walked by, I may have done home alone and not felt too bad about that. Since this is a Friday night in Phuket, I feel some pressure to end it all with a good lady, but whatever. Tomorrow I will be in Pattaya, and presume I will be overwhelmed with the possibilities. But yes, I may indeed need a night to recover and recharge the old pump.
Hope I am helping others. There are not a lot of Pattaya reports and I think my mongering has suffered a bit because of that. Maybe not, but I am writing what I am experiencing. More experienced and worldly men may have an easier go.
Wolvenvacht
05-08-15, 18:49
While the French kissing lent an air of a GFE, it was still pretty standard stuff. After she had might have been a good time to go back and check for cheaper FLs as it was now around 2 AM, but I was tired and went to bed. In retrospect, the two girls I had, while quite pretty, came nowhere near the classical Thai girl experience the old timers talked about. Should I try an older lady? Should I go for a FLer, who might be better than a bar girl? Things to think about.I think that you will have more chance for a GFE if you take out the girl for long-time.
And to answer another question: all agogo clubs have girls for take-out. Just show some initiative. Making eye contact is good, but if that fails, wave her over (don't point a finger at her, that is considered impolite in Thailand) or ask one of the serving girls or the mamasan to invite her to your table.
Wolvenvacht
05-08-15, 18:55
Enjoy your days in Phuket! There's nothing to do in Pattaya except monger, (...)Huh? What about:
* "Ripley's Believe It or Not"-museum.
* Sanctuary of Truth.
* Ladyboy shows.
* The waterpark in Jomtien (great for ogling non-P4 P girls in skimpy bikinis).
* Floating Market.
* Dolphin show.
* Aquarium.
* Buddha on the Mountain.
* Zipline adventure.
* ...
Phuket – Day 4.
You know you have been in Phuket too long when the tailors at the beach end of Bangla Road stop harassing you.
Yes, not a single one bothered me on this Friday night, as I guess that finally learned I was not going to buy anything from them. Not that I was not harassed and accosted by many other. As I expected, Friday night brought out a larger crowd on Bangla Road. By 10 PM, it was a busy street, with several cops in attendance to ensure things remained peaceful.
But first, I was walking down the beach in the early afternoon. A woman selling sunglasses approached me. She wanted 1300 be for some polarized sunglasses. I was wearing a cheap pair I had bought for 300 be that wasn't quite fitting me right, but I declined. She asked what I would pay. I said 200. She countered with 1200. I said I really didn't want to buy new ones, which was true. I really didn't. She countered again at 1000. No, lady, I really don't need sunglasses. 800. I started to walk then she finally said 300. I tried the glasses on and they actually fit pretty well! Ok, 300. I gave her my old ones to resell since, as I said, I really didn't want another pair. Lesson here is to haggle, haggle, haggle. Don't be shy. She was screwing me at 1300 be.
Ok back to my story. The girl I had promised a drink with at a bar near the east entrance caught me and I responded by going in. This is the second largest bar on the right side when entering from the east side (closest to the see&and hotel). I don't remember the name, but just past the Hard Rock entrance. She sat me down by a cute dancer dressed in orange, who was dancing up on the elevated stage. Once sitting down and having ordered a Coke, as with other places, I was pretty much there after ignored. I think a dancer in blue tried to get my attention, but I wasn't sure what the different colors signified. I think one color meant the girl was a coyote who was not bar finable, and the other was a regular bar girl who was. The girl in blue was hot, but I didn't want to waste time, and it was still too early to bar fine someone anyway. I was to later find out what the colors meant, but this time, I finished my drink, paid my bill and left. (Edit: I did ask later, and the girls in blue were bar finable. Why sit guys with the coyotes then? Regarding pricing, the girls were 2,000 Bhat for ST, but the bar fine was 1,500 Bhat! I said right there that was too much and walked off, never to return.).
As per my mode of operation, I did my back and forth walking of Bangla. I was eying FLers as well as girls in the bars. It was another hot night and with all the added people and hardly any breeze, the air was often thick with tobacco smoke, stinging my eyes and lungs. Sheesh people. But whatever.
The girl I had played games with the night before stopped me and after a few circuits of the Road I went in with her for my Sprite. She asked for a LD and I obliged, and then she got the game out and we started playing. After a few games she excused herself and had another girl (possibly a LB – terrible teeth and a strange voice that didn't sound like a girl) continue playing. She came back a few minutes later and said a guy she knew well was back in town and she had to go to him, and would I mind? Well, sure, it is ok. I mean, I was fine with it, but I didn't want to get stuck with a possible LB. I played did play a few more games and the girl / guy, who whipped my butt. I don't remember the name of the game, but it is a game of strategy and out of probably 8 games with I didn't win a single one. I then excused myself without incident and moved on. I should say that the girl that left me had been one of the nicest girls I had met so I was not upset at her at all. She knew this was my last night and a guy she had known for a long while was back in town so I understand and, unlike some others, she at least asked if I wouldn't mind.
The creature from Laos found me again and tried to latch on. I was polite for a bit, but started walking. She followed me and I sped up, finally leaving her in the dust. Never saw her again, thankfully. Poor creature. But then I had to break through a gauntlet of guys trying to get me to see a sex show. I mean, there are about 8 of them and the line up the width of the road so you can't avoid them. I mean, really, they have people all up and down the road trying to hook you. If one wants to see a sex show, they will find out about it – you don't need to accost people all night! Well, maybe I am overly sensitive about this because I walk the Road 10 or more times a night, so I experience it more often.
I was thinking of hitting Suzy Wong 1 again to see if that super model was available for take out, but didn't. I was sure it would be expensive, and I figured I could do as well in Pattaya. For a while, too, I contemplated simply going back to the hotel alone for a night of recovery in anticipation of Pattaya, but didn't really want to go back alone on my last night in Phuket either. The down side of getting old – we have to watch our volume levels. Well, actually, I could never climax multiple times over multiple nights. Lucky guys who can.
Anyway, I noted several very attractive FLers near the beach end of the road. I had almost stopped earlier to chat, and probably should have, with this really cute girl. This time, I did stop but somehow ended up with a girl I really had not been eying. The way it went is I walked over, then a girl waved me over and said this other girl, Nat, had been eyeing me for a while. She looked ok, but I had actually wanted to approach this other girl who was more of the spinner type. Nat was more full figured, not a spinner at all, but had a pretty face and long black hair and medium breasts. Her rate was 1500 be for 2 hours, so ok. She seemed sincere and rather calm, and still quite attractive, so I agreed, hoping for more of a GFE.
Walking back to the hotel she was rather shy it seemed. In the hotel, she was a little shy about stripping and kept a towel around her except in the shower, which was fine. We washed each other and she asked if I had a condom. They all seem to ask this question. She had brought some in case I didn't have any. We laid down facing each other and I massaged her back a little. She rolled me on my stomach and did a very nice back rub and massage on me. Very nice! Maybe I was about to get my GFE!. But, no. After that, it all got pretty standard: nipple licking, BBBJ and climbing on top. She was fairly tight – she showed no signs of having kids – and needed a bit of lube to get me inside. When the girl is wet and lubed, these super thin condoms feel really great. Anyway, as I said, it was all pretty standard after that. Only some very light kissing, and mostly that on the cheeks and neck. Oh well. It was still a nice experience, but I could have got the standard stuff with a girl more to my physical liking on this, my last night in Phuket.
I will add that before the action started, Nat asked me how long I was going to be in town. I lied and said a couple of more days, hoping that would lead to better service if she thought I might choose her again. In fact, she offered to show me around the island on her motorbike. I said give me her number and I might call her, which she did. In fact, that was to be my last night in Phuket so I will never see her ever again. Had I seen her on my first night, I might have taken her up on the offer. Well, maybe not. Riding on a bike in Thailand scares the bejesus out of me! These Thai drivers are crazy! I would be terrified the whole time.
To conclude Phuket has been fun, and I hope it will not turn out to be waste of time in that it will prepare me for Pattaya, which I imagine is going to be wild. I really don't know what to expect. To others contemplating visiting Pattaya, at this point I am glad I came down, but until I experience Pattaya, I can't really say if 4 days here for training was worthwile.
Final remarks for Phuket Nubes:
- Hottest women I found were in Soi Sea Dragon at Suzy Wong's and the Devils Den (or Dragons Den or whatever it is called next door). A few 10's to be had, for sure. I sort of wish I had gone back there, at least to check out prices. I sure hope Pattaya can match, as I do want to experience a 10 one more time in my life.
- It was hard for me to determine which bars had take-out, and which girls were available for takeout. It is actually simple, just ask before going in, and ask what the bar fine is, too. I knew I should have been doing this, but didn't until the end. Stupid of me.
- There are some good looking FLers at the beach end of the road across for a crepe place IIRC. More show up after midnight. Some of the girls there are as attractive as the girls in the bars. You might save a 1,000 be or more by shopping there.
- I think walking up and down the road all night was fine, but I may have over done it. It is ok to go into a small bar overlooking the street and sip on a drink for a while to see what is going on. If you want a girl to sit with you, you got to buy LDs (average prices seemed to be 200 B). Don't waste too much money on LDs with a girl you would not want to bar fine. Unless she is entertaining in her own way, like the girl I was playing games with. I may remember her more than the girls I had sex with!
I had 5 girls total. In the normal bars, the girl pricing was 2000 be, with bar fines ranging from 800 be to 1500 be. I really saw no difference in the looks of the girls from one extreme to the other. A few of the FLers were just as good if pick carefully. A three-way for 2,000 be is certainly possible. I kind of lucked out with that one, though.
- The see&and is a great choice as a mongering hotel. I would not want to bring a wife or GF here as the place is a bit dark and dingy, the corridors are hot and grungy, the stairway and elevators hot, and the open shower is a bit pathetic, the bed is like a rock with a blanket or two thrown on top, plus my room, at least, had no drawers to put things away. For a mongering dude, I can live with that and were I to return to Phuket to monger, I would stay here.
- There are money exchange booths all over the place.
- Food is everywhere, too.
- I had a foot massage, but no hint about more being available upstairs or elsewhere. The lady rubbing my feet was not one I would want to have sex with anyway.
On to Pattaya! My reports will now shift to the Pattaya Reports page! It should be interesting!
Three Lions
05-09-15, 05:52
Thank you Hawk, very informative posts! In Patong now so I will see what the action is like based on your good advice.
PaulAlbert78
05-09-15, 23:19
Can anyone recommend any short time bars in on Bangla where you can have sex with the girl in a room above the bar? Need help as I can't bring a girl back to my room due to being with my wife.
Harry Dude
05-10-15, 08:18
Can anyone recommend any short time bars in on Bangla where you can have sex with the girl in a room above the bar? Need help as I can't bring a girl back to my room due to being with my wife.Suzy Wong has rooms where you and the gogo girl can have sex.
And of course, you can go for a massage in any of the massage shops around Bangla and get laid on premises.
StaticCouch
05-11-15, 08:11
Can anyone recommend any short time bars in on Bangla where you can have sex with the girl in a room above the bar? Need help as I can't bring a girl back to my room due to being with my wife.Suzy Wong, Rock Hard, Diablo (I guess) have rooms. Bar fine ranges from THB500 to 1000 depending on the girl. Was there yesterday, did not like the selection.
Heard, there is a BJ Bar called Foxy Lady next to Exotica, small entrance to the bar, you'll miss if you do not look carefully. I've only heard from a Local but do not know if it is a BJ bar like BKK BJ's.
Suzy Wong has rooms where you and the gogo girl can have sex.
And of course, you can go for a massage in any of the massage shops around Bangla and get laid on premises.Are this all the massage parlors that have girls in white t shirts and sarongs? Do they all offer sex? Like the ones down the road from Bursari resort / Hooters, or are they only the ones on Bangla that offer sex?
Thanks buddy.
Harry Dude
05-15-15, 07:28
Are this all the massage parlors that have girls in white t shirts and sarongs? Do they all offer sex? Like the ones down the road from Bursari resort / Hooters, or are they only the ones on Bangla that offer sex?
Thanks buddy.It certainly is my experience that a majority of the massage parlors in Patong offer sex. I have been to several along RatUThit road, in Soi Kep Sab, along the beach road (Thawewong road), along Sawatdirak, and so on. Many places use the "uniform" of white t-thirt and colorful sarong, other places such as several in Soi Kep Sab go for a less uniformed style.
Help seniors,
My friends are at Thailand and are looking for some leads in Phuket, any pointers would be much appreciated.
Can reciprocate with leads in India.
StaticCouch
05-16-15, 21:19
Help seniors,
My friends are at Thailand and are looking for some leads in Phuket, any pointers would be much appreciated.
Can reciprocate with leads in India.Mate. Which part of Phuket your friends are at? I'm sure must be Patong area and if in Patong you are looking for leads, you seriously gotta be kidding me. LOL.
RTFF for leads and in Thailand you'll have a buffet of women unlike India!
SpeedoGhost
05-19-15, 21:28
Help seniors,
My friends are at Thailand and are looking for some leads in Phuket, any pointers would be much appreciated.
Can reciprocate with leads in India.Your friends (who presumably are unable to operate a keyboard themselves) need leads to find a girl in Phuket? Are they truly retarded? And anyone who can't get pussy in Phuket sure as sh*t can't offer leads anywhere else. Tell them to get off their arse and walk down the street.
Speedo
Anyone ever tried alternativephuket? (to see the website put www. Before and. Com at the end). Any good? Cheers.
Check out this page on that site - http://www.alternativephuket.com/poy.html.
I have never seen a girl just 60 cm tall!
DwayneJohnson
05-24-15, 17:23
Anyone ever tried alternativephuket? (to see the website put www. Before and. Com at the end). Any good? Cheers.Sounds VFM but I would expect hotter girls than current lot for this much money. May be I will give it a try during Christmas holidays.
Wolvenvacht
05-25-15, 12:04
I have never seen a girl just 60 cm tall!Easy to put in your cabin-luggage and take home!
DwayneJohnson
06-01-15, 18:13
I have tried Katherine and Angel, found both of them much better than patong in terms of service. I have not been to pearl hotel massage parlor and reviews on forum are pretty old. I am wondering does it still have good line up of attractive ladies with good attitude, if yes then will stay at pearl hotel for 2-3 days before moving to Patong (crappy service but girls are still hottest in Thailand).
I would really appreciate any recent experiences with Phuket town MP's.
Thanks.
I feel I've struck gold with my selection of Mo last night. She's 1.70 metres tall and 65 kgs but what gorgeous body. I'm 1.83 m and 100 so she really does it for me. Milk white smooth skin and a recent upgrade to what looks like see to the cups. She says 500 ML. I don't know exactly what that means but I love them boobs. With the help of Kamagra we did it 3 times last night and once again this morning. She's an easy 8 to 9 out of 10. I'm tempted to ask her to stay and just pay the fine to the massage shop of 500 baht. She's happy with 2000 baht a day. The only thing that worries me is that she love's bling and says she has a sponsor from Malaysia. Talks a lot about shopping. I don't want to be an ATM machine during the day so I guess I will stick to just nights with her if she agrees.
Any thoughts from fellow punters would be appreciated. You guys saved me with the whole lady drink scenario with Nat earlier in the week so your thoughts are most welcome.Hey ZackJohno,
Great information in your posts. I just joined the site and will visit Patong in a few weeks. Mo sounds great do you have any contact details or the name of the massage place she works at? Lisa also sounds great. Is she on Badoo?
Henry
NikkiCarter
06-15-15, 10:59
Returning to Patong in December after being there last December. I just met 2 girls there the last time, both on the same night after I got really drunk. This time I'm more interested in staying sober and meeting girls in massage parlous. I will be staying in Patong, near Molloy Malone's Irish bar at the beachfront area. I'd like to know if they are any massage parlours on that road or between there and the Jungcelon shops apart from Bangla road. Some where more quiet and out of the main flow of tourists?
Thanks
Koliflaver
06-26-15, 08:48
Check out this page on that site - http://www.alternativephuket.com/poy.html.
I have never seen a girl just 60 cm tall!I bet they meant 60 inches (which is 5 feet).
I bet they meant 60 inches (which is 5 feet).I bet that it is just a typo and that they actually meant 160 centimeters. Check the other profiles on this website, and you will notice that heights are expressed in centimeters.
SpeedoGhost
06-30-15, 22:16
I have tried Katherine and Angel, found both of them much better than patong in terms of service. I have not been to pearl hotel massage parlor and reviews on forum are pretty old. I am wondering does it still have good line up of attractive ladies with good attitude, if yes then will stay at pearl hotel for 2-3 days before moving to Patong (crappy service but girls are still hottest in Thailand).
I would really appreciate any recent experiences with Phuket town MP's.
ThanksI stuck my head in the pearl hotel fishbowl about 6 months ago, very poor quality and didn't bother hanging around. It was in the afternoon so may possibly improve come evening but would have to improve a lot before reaching acceptable. So certainly wouldn't book in to the hotel before checking it out first.
As alternative to the freak show of Patong, check out Rawai / chalong- average "hotness rating" may be lower than Patong but there's gems in the rough and a much better overall attitude. After all, how often is a gorgeous girl actually a good root? & these areas are cheaper.
Speedo
VikramMark
07-13-15, 10:55
Hi friends,
Was in Phuket for 4 days and day 1 target was for a nice massage along with the extras. Had done the RTFF and finally zeroed in on the area around Christin's. There are a no. Of massage parlous here. I was strolling down here when I glanced on this massage parlor next to Christin's. I was coming from the opposite side of Bangla road. Saw a beautiful lady named kat here. She offered massage for 400 baht and in I came to the first floor. Nice simple place and a good round up of girls but kat was simply the best. Massage started and she came down to here shorts and a bikini top. Nice beautiful body and sexy eyes.
15 minutes into massage and asked for full service and she asked 1500 baht. Negotiated it down to 1200 and off came the clothes and saw her in her full glory. What followed was a session full of love love and love. She is a complete GFE material. Sucked her, licked her and fucked her all to my heart's content in the next 40 minutes.
Then paid her and was about to leave when she requested me to come back again tomorrow. I told her that I would massage her tomorrow and she should pay me then. Winked and hugged and left a happy soul.
Body 9 out of 10
Eyes 10 out of 10
GFE 8 out of 10
Damage 1600 baht including the massage fee to the shop.
WIR. May be not will look for other fishes.
Cheers.
Vikram
Sounds like Kat is a real winner, I'll be there next week and pay her a visit unless you fine someone of superior value.
When in Patong I like to visit Bangla road and especially Tiger Bar. Most of the time the quality of girls is good, nice looking and they don't have a problem when taking a few pics. All in all good place for a nice evening. Below a video I shot of one of the pole dancers. These get paid extra for there skills. She told me in high season she could earn up to 80 k bht on tips and drinks!
https://youtu.be/D1QLFkNuZ7M
Visited a bar at a bylane adjoining Kata Beach road. 8-10 girls were around dancing to the music and welcoming every foreigner in. Set eye on a very pretty girl, later came to know she was the owner's girlfriend and wasn't available. Saddened opted for the 2nd best M.
M was sweet like honey. Drank a few beers till the bar closed and asked her out. She joined us without any price discussion. Once with me she was a GF. Sweet & humble. On bed a Tigress and had a hell lot of stamina. Didn't expect such prowess from such a young & sweet girl. Had an amazing night and morning. When she was about to leave the next day morning, I inquired how much money she wanted to which she said it's upto you. I was baffled by that.
She was so sweet & GFE that I had her company throughout my stay in Phuket. She even asked whether I wanted company of other ladies. I was in 7th heaven with her. Loved it. Love Phuket.
Member #4698
07-25-15, 17:03
Visited a bar at a bylane adjoining Kata Beach road. M was sweet like honey. Once with me she was a GF. Sweet & humble. On bed a Tigress and had a hell lot of stamina. Didn't expect such prowess from such a young & sweet girl. Had an amazing night and morning. When she was about to leave the next day morning, I inquired how much money she wanted to which she said it's upto you. I was baffled by that.
She was so sweet & GFE that I had her company throughout my stay in Phuket. She even asked whether I wanted company of other ladies. I was in 7th heaven with her. Loved it. Love Phuket.So what did you give her?
So what did you give her?Does it matter what he gave her? That is his business. And by not saying he avoids being flamed for (I) paying too much, or, (ii) paying too little.
He had a great time and preumably does not give a sh*t about the amount he paid or indeed rsponding to inquisitive questions.
Member #4698
07-25-15, 18:14
Does it matter what he gave her? That is his business. And by not saying he avoids being flamed for (I) paying too much, or, (ii) paying too little.
He had a great time and preumably does not give a sh*t about the amount he paid or indeed responding to inquisitive questions.I think it matters because the OP's report is incomplete without this piece of vital information.
1. SamXy takes a girl out of a Kata Beach Bar. So far so good. There are not many reports on Kata Beach Bars. In fact I can't recall any similar reports about bars on Kata Beach in the past year. I have never barhopped for girls on Kata. That is why I find this report interesting. It would be nice if the OP could remember the name of the bar although his description of the location will suffice.
2. There were 8 girls in this particular bar at the time the OP went there and he reports he hooked up with 2nd best looking girl in the bar and had a great time with her over the duration of his trip. Way to Go! It sounds like he had a blast.
3. So how much was she is a fair question IMHO.
Scorchin, you seem to be assuming SamXy not only underpaid his "sweet & humble" girl, but underpaid her by a lot. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I am more interested in finding out what general prices are for Kata Beach Bar girls. There is nothing wrong with that? I know what general prices are in Bangla Go Go's, Pattaya Walking Street Go Go's, Soi Cowboy Go Go's, not to mention Burgos Bars and AC Bars. So let SamXy answer my question anyway he wants. To hell with the too little/too much price police.
Robert Long
07-25-15, 18:30
Does it matter what he gave her? That is his business. And by not saying he avoids being flamed for (I) paying too much, or, (ii) paying too little.
He had a great time and preumably does not give a sh*t about the amount he paid or indeed rsponding to inquisitive questions.Hey Scorchin, It matters because we are all here to share information. We love our hobby and want to help the next guy that wants to negotiate a fair price for the lady and himself. Anyone that flames another for whatever they paid is an idiot. We all have different tastes and values. NB is a large contributor to this Forum, and should be treated with respect for all that he has shared. As are you.
With respect.
RL.
Hey Scorchin, It matters because we are all here to share information. We love our hobby and want to help the next guy that wants to negotiate a fair price for the lady and himself. Anyone that flames another for whatever they paid is an idiot. We all have different tastes and values. NB is a large contributor to this Forum, and should be treated with respect for all that he has shared. As are you.
With respect.
RL.It still does not matter despite your protestations. As you say 'we all have diffferent tastes and values' and hence in no way can you in a post here judge another punters 'tastes' and 'values'.
If you can determine a 'fair price' not knowing the lady, her services, her character. Blah, blah. Any number quoted is meaning less. If he says Baht 40,000 you go 'phew' and if he says Baht 40 you also go 'phew. '.
It all depends, it all depends.
I think it matters because the OP's report is incomplete without this piece of vital information.
Scorchin, you seem to be assuming SamXy not only underpaid his "sweet & humble" girl, but underpaid her by a lot. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I am more interested in finding out what general prices are for Kata Beach Bar girls. There is nothing wrong with that? I know what general prices are in Bangla Go Go's, Pattaya Walking Street Go Go's, Soi Cowboy Go Go's, not to mention Burgos Bars and AC Bars. So let SamXy answer my question anyway he wants. To hell with the too little/too much price police.Go back and read my post. Nowhere did I imply that the girl was 'underpaid. ' There is no general menu for any of the bars and places you mentioned; general prices are just that, general and we all pay more or less depending. I have paid 50 percent more than the hypothetical going rate because, apart from good sex the lady was delightful company, spoke good English, took me to a great Thai restaurant away from Skvit, etc, etc.
Sorry friends!
There has been a lot of discussions after my post. I understand your concerns. I paid her around THB 10-12 k for 3 N & 1 D and even asked her if she needed more to which she said its all right. She was very sweet. Told her I'd meet her again when back. She's even promised to take me to Esaan (Her hometown) next time I'm here.
A friend of mine works there, as per his suggestions I derived the amount and extras for the wonderful company she was. Kindly comment, If I paid less or more.
Member #4698
07-26-15, 18:59
SamXy, it sounds like you met a great girl and she gave you a GFE. I think I will have to check out the bar scene on Kata next time I visit Phuket whenever that is. Based on your report, the girls in this bar seem less commercial than the girls in joints on Bangla. I don't know about the quality differential. That is a subjective matter.
I paid her around THB 10-12 k for 3 N & 1 D and even asked her if she needed more to which she said its all right. She was very sweet. Told her I'd meet her again when back. She's even promised to take me to Esaan (Her hometown) next time I'm here.
A friend of mine works there, as per his suggestions I derived the amount and extras for the wonderful company she was. Kindly comment, If I paid less or more.I think you paid about right. Roughly around 3000 bt for LT. Although I have never been to this bar or any bars on Kata Beach, what you paid is what I figured the going rate would be. Obviously the Bangla Go Go girls ask for more. Additionally, most Thai bar girls do not say "up to you" anymore. It may be charming, but when a girl says "up to you" and I like her; I always end up giving her more than the going rate. A lot more. Ha Ha.
Member #4698
07-26-15, 19:08
A girl's asking price contains more than financial information and how it will impact your wallet. One can learn a lot about a girl's attitude and her willingness to show you a good time by comparing her asking price to the average price range in the particular venue and location she is working in. That is why it is helpful to know the general ball park range of prices in any particular Go Go, FL Bar or even out on the street dealing with SW's. The comparison can serve as a fairly accurate forecast of a possible session with her.
For example, the average price range for ST in a Soi Cowboy Go Go is between 2000 bt to 2500 bt not counting the barfine which has nothing to do with the girl. So if a Cowboy Go Go Girl were to quote me a rate more that 3000 bt for her ST, say 3500 bt for ST, I would surmise that something was not quite right with her. Note: it is not the nominal price itself that contains this important piece of information, rather it is the comparison of her price to the average accepted price range in that particular establishment that contains the relevant piece of information. It really does not matter what specifically the problem is. It could be she is only into Japanese customers, or she is tired, or she does not like you, or any of 20 or 30 other reasons. Who cares? All I need to know is her price is outside the average accepted range and that it is statistically valid, not foolproof, for me to assume that a session with this one might not be very good. So I usually go with slow in such cases and give girls like this a pass unless they very quickly lower their price all on their own.
SamXy, it sounds like you met a great girl and she gave you a GFE. I think I will have to check out the bar scene on Kata next time I visit Phuket whenever that is. Based on your report, the girls in this bar seem less commercial than the girls in joints on Bangla. I don't know about the quality differential. That is a subjective matter.
I think you paid about right. Roughly around 3000 bt for LT. Although I have never been to this bar or any bars on Kata Beach, what you paid is what I figured the going rate would be. Obviously the Bangla Go Go girls ask for more. Additionally, most Thai bar girls do not say "up to you" anymore. It may be charming, but when a girl says "up to you" and I like her; I always end up giving her more than the going rate. A lot more. Ha Ha.Ya she was great. I took her to Phi Phi Island and we had a great day out. We did Scuba Diving together. She was amazingly GFE, hence she was with me all this time. We even picked up from Tiger Bar at Patong on different occasions and they were really good & GFE (except 1, with whom it was bad) and never demanded absurd money. My case might may be different because my friend who works in Phuket is a regular there.
But from him I got to know that as it was a off-season time, might be the prices have dropped. But overall we had nice girls with us and most of them were 100% co-operative.
I recently stayed at the Patong Beach Hotel (5 minutes from Bangla Road) for three nights and ended up paying an extra 3000 joiner tab. Policy one registered guest free same girl everynight no problem but somebody new 1500 . So say you book a week have a different companion each night on checkout you will pay a whopping extra 9000 (6 at 1500). Best to check your hotel policy before booking. Incidentally on Bangla Road I found the Tiger complex best for evenings and Illusion Night Club for late night.
I always like to see a bar finishing the night with some esan music. Most of the time the girls love it and get in a good mood which again is good for the customers. I also like to listen to it for a few songs. Shot a few video's on Bangla road at closing time when they started to play esan music. This is the first video.
https://youtu.be/L_o763IldiI
This is the last part. After about 40 secs in the video the girls do some acrobatics. Shows how strong they are.
https://youtu.be/GSpTcwnh8sM
FeelGood351
08-14-15, 18:25
I recently stayed at the Patong Beach Hotel (5 minutes from Bangla Road) for three nights and ended up paying an extra 3000 joiner tab. Policy one registered guest free same girl everynight no problem but somebody new 1500 . So say you book a week have a different companion each night on checkout you will pay a whopping extra 9000 (6 at 1500). Best to check your hotel policy before booking. Incidentally on Bangla Road I found the Tiger complex best for evenings and Illusion Night Club for late night.If you google bargirls friendly hotels in Phuket or what ever city yo are going to. You will find a few web sites that list places with no joiner fees. Then find a few you like and email them about joiner fees. Print it out at take it with you just in case they try to change you extra.
Wolvenvacht
08-14-15, 19:55
This is the last part. After about 40 secs in the video the girls do some acrobatics. Shows how strong they are.
https://youtu.be/GSpTcwnh8sMIndeed, better not get into an argument with these girls.
PaulAlbert
08-15-15, 00:44
Hi guys,
I will be heading to Patong in a few months and I am looking into having sex or a BJ / HJ with some of the massage girls. Soi Kepsap I've read in the forum is a good place to start, can't really bring any of the girls back to my room as it will be occupied with my significant others so the massage joints are the best I'll be able to swing. Are there a lot of short time hotels to take some ladies for ST around Bangla? How easy is it to get offered extras during a oil massage. Any tips would be much appreciated, I've also RTFF so any other help or tips would be great.
Hi guys,
Just returned from a two week trip to Patong. I found it a little quieter this year more than previous years that I have been.
Arrived on the Sunday night and waited at the airport for my pickup, as I was waiting the heavens opened up and down came the rain, as I was waiting there I turned round to see a very sexy Russian girl also waiting for her taxi, struck up some lite chat and offered her a lift to Patong, but alas she was waiting for her be / f to come in a taxi to collect her. Got to my hotel checked in and unpacked, soon found myself in the hotel bar meeting old friends from previous trips and renewed good friendships over a few beers before hitting the delights of Bangla road.
Bangla has changed this year, more of those assholes with their hey guys come see my ping pong show, not my cup of tea been there done that got the ping pong ball, after hitting in and out of a few bars, we head to Tai Pan, I like this club as it has a good mix of girls and to me has a good vibe. Got in there about 2 am and the place was a little quiet, I was thinking where have all the chicks gone, hope the ain't gone all back home to the provinces, anyway stayed and got talking to one of the dancers in the club had a few beers and offered some LD's to her and off she went for her turn on stage. Had a good rapor with her so decided to take her LT, asked her the bar fine and nearly shat myself at her response, 1000 BT. I said no your OK and I will look elsewhere, but she said if you wait till 5 am you can take me and no BF, so that's what I did.
Back to my hotel about 5. 30 and was feeling the affects of the flight and nearly having no sleep but still managed a few pops before falling asleep. Woke at mid-day to her up and about and she was wanting another round before she left, who am I to say no to a pretty girl, so popped her before she left, damage was 2000 BT, some might say I overpaid but I find this OK price for what I'm looking for.
Out and about walking along past Jungcelyon heading towards Christine massage I was stopped my a very cute massage chick from a place called Nice massage, ran through the menu of massage and told her I would return soon as I was out for a walk. On the was back to the hotel the heavens opened up once again so I thought good time for my massage. She was happy to see I returned so soon and off I went upstairs for an Thai oil, cost 300 BT, can't remember her name but geezer she was hot, told me to undress and would be back in a minute, lay face down on the mat waited the in she came in just a little bikini that was straining to hold her tits in, started on the massage which was very good, she spread my legs a little so she could do the light caressing of the balls, this drives me wild so I was solid in no time. Turned over and by now she had her top off and those tits were just staring at me needing to be sucked, she continued with the massage and as I was getting harder she let out a gasp, no I don't think I'm the best endowed guy in the world but she seemed impressed enough to tell her friend who was in the next room giving a guy a massage. Her friend came in to the room to have a look and said to me to treat her friend easy LOL. Started to get down to the business part of things, wow I have never seen such long nipples on a chick before, these were long enough to hang a soggy saddle bag on, must have been about 2 inch long and thick also, sliding over me covered in oil I thought I would test the wanted so dipped my finger in her hole, geese this chick was wetter than the monsoon rains falling off the roofs outside, dripping in love juice she was, started to bang with her on top then some RCG ACG MISH then finished her dogie which I think she enjoyed best got it nice and deep in her, cleaned up and paid my dues settled for 1500 BT but she was that good I gave her 500 tip, she was very happy and told me to hit her again if I was passing, I did most days, once I get a good thing I just keep going back for more.
Went out that night again and into Tai Pan again after a round of beer bars on Bangla, took the dancer again for the night, had a good time but 2 nights were enough time to move on for some other hotties.
Some nights we went to Hollywood but nothing much was going down there so we went to Illusion where I think all the chicks now go to, got in there about 2 am and the place was buzzing, met some real hotties in there who were too happy to spend the night took full advantage and had some good times there.
All in all the chicks I had were happy to receive what I think is a good offer of 2000 BT, some might think I over pay but what I get in Patong for 2 k I would not even get a sniff of a nipple here back in UK for that price and I am getting to spend quality time with these babes so I was happy to pay the 2 k. I will return next year and do the same again and leave a happy man.
Del
Nola Kenner
08-17-15, 05:11
IT is quite easy to get FS at the oilies. Just ask if the girl does boom boom when you negotiate the fees. It was same for me and I used the oilies and also Christine's when I was in Patong last year.
Enjoy and report here.
Hi guys,
I will be heading to Patong in a few months and I am looking into having sex or a BJ / HJ with some of the massage girls. Soi Kepsap I've read in the forum is a good place to start, can't really bring any of the girls back to my room as it will be occupied with my significant others so the massage joints are the best I'll be able to swing. Are there a lot of short time hotels to take some ladies for ST around Bangla? How easy is it to get offered extras during a oil massage. Any tips would be much appreciated, I've also RTFF so any other help or tips would be great.
Nice report, Delbhoy.
Nice to hear things are still about what they were this Spring when I spent 4 days there, but sad that there have been so few reports in the intervening time since I wrote mine. I know Phuket can't compare with Pattaya and, I suppose BKK (I haven't mongered in BKK so I don't really know), but I enjoyed the relaxing atmosphere and found it a great place for newbie LOS mongerers to cut their teeth.
One thing I did not explore much while I was there was the MP scene. I did visit one place and got a rub and tug, but not sure if more than that was available as the massage areas were tiny, curtained off areas offering very little privacy. Also, most of the women I saw offering massages were not ones that I would want to do any more with. Maybe I will spend more time looking if I go back and if I do find a pretty masseuse, as you say, I can ask if she does boom boom. But I tend to think prettier free lancers can be found for the same price or less.
But thanks for the report dude!
Hi,
I know there is one small bar / room in Patong where you can get a blowjob. I remember reading the place was quite small and tricky to find. But I can't seem to find information here regarding the actual address. Ans is it still around 700 baht? Thanks, Krum.
Nice report, Delbhoy.
Nice to hear things are still about what they were this Spring when I spent 4 days there, but sad that there have been so few reports in the intervening time since I wrote mine. I know Phuket can't compare with Pattaya and, I suppose BKK (I haven't mongered in BKK so I don't really know), but I enjoyed the relaxing atmosphere and found it a great place for newbie LOS mongerers to cut their teeth.
One thing I did not explore much while I was there was the MP scene. I did visit one place and got a rub and tug, but not sure if more than that was available as the massage areas were tiny, curtained off areas offering very little privacy. Also, most of the women I saw offering massages were not ones that I would want to do any more with. Maybe I will spend more time looking if I go back and if I do find a pretty masseuse, as you say, I can ask if she does boom boom. But I tend to think prettier free lancers can be found for the same price or less.
But thanks for the report dude!Hey FL Hawk,
I know what you mean when there are no reports from Patong on the board, I just wish more people would share their joyful times mongering in a nice place.
I have not been to Bangkok or Pattaya for mongering, I like the vibe and ease of Patong and maybe just think the others would just be far to busy for my liking.
Just remembered a little thing on my jollies that has never happened to me before, I was in Tiger disco one night with some friends and met a stunner with a good rack on her and a delightful ass, not many Thai chicks have a good ass so I was well pleased to snare her.
Got chatting to her and decided I wanted to spend some time with her so my friends left and said if it didn't work out with her I would find them in Illusion. We were having a good time doing a little dirty dancing when she decided to take leave and go to the toilet, there was this Chinese guy floating about and sitting alone not even drinking but watching the girl I was with, so off she went to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) and he followed her to the loo and waited on her to come out, she had a chat with him and told him to do 1 and leave her alone.
After we left the club about 5. 30 am we headed for my hotel, as it was raining outside my girl had a umbrella and off we headed, got to the hotel and as I turned round to shake the rain off it here is this Chinese guy, he had followed us to my hotel like a little lost puppy, turns out I found out the next day he asked the night manager of my hotel if I had her short time he was to phone him and he would come for her, very creepy situation indeed but I had to laugh at his persistence.
As for your experience in the MP's I think most of the girls offer FS as a given, I was in one along beach road heading toward Graceland Resort and started off just a oil massage but when things going she upped the anti to a very sexual massage with FS on offer, I was enclosed in a little curtained off area of the place where you could see what was going on behind the curtain when the sun shone through, so we moved to the next one through and as I was bone solid laying there like a flagpole in walked a woman who wanted a foot massage and I was asking the Thai girl if she was still up for some action, and she just said yeah but don't scream when I was coming (LOL), so there I was banging away in a see through curtained off room with a chick getting a foot massage just the other side, I think she knew what was going on behind as I finished paid up and walked out with a big smile on my face and with her phone number in my pocket. So if you go back just go for it I would say all the massage chicks are up for some carnal fornication.
Del
I recall some years ago there was a BJ bar above Suzie Wong, not sure if it was called [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s. Does anyone know if it still exists?
PaulAlbert
08-23-15, 23:55
Hey Delbhoy,
What would rate the massage girls that you had your experiences with in regards to their looks, ie face and body. I've been reading quite a few reports that a lot of those massage girls at the oilies are aunties or on the not so pretty / overweight side. Any help would be much appreciated.
ThaiGoodTimes
08-24-15, 09:11
Hi guys,
Just returned from a two week trip to Patong. I found it a little quieter this year more than previous years that I have been.
Arrived on the Sunday night and waited at the airport for my pickup, as I was waiting the heavens opened up and down came the rain, as I was waiting there I turned round to see a very sexy Russian girl also waiting for her taxi, struck up some lite chat and offered her a lift to Patong, but alas she was waiting for her be / f to come in a taxi to collect her. Got to my hotel checked in and unpacked, soon found myself in the hotel bar meeting old friends from previous trips and renewed good friendships over a few beers before hitting the delights of Bangla road.
Bangla has changed this year, more of those assholes with their hey guys come see my ping pong show, not my cup of tea been there done that got the ping pong ball, after hitting in and out of a few bars, we head to Tai Pan, I like this club as it has a good mix of girls and to me has a good vibe. Got in there about 2 am and the place was a little quiet, I was thinking where have all the chicks gone, hope the ain't gone all back home to the provinces, anyway stayed and got talking to one of the dancers in the club had a few beers and offered some LD's to her and off she went for her turn on stage..It looks like I was there the same two weeks as you.
Just one feedback point, as to prices, you probably underpaid them for LT back in your room.
However things are so quiet in Patong at the moment that the girls are happy to accept 2 K for an LT session.
Come the season proper from October, and when tourist numbers starting to pick up, you will have difficulty getting any quality lookers for under 3 K LT.
Last few points I'd add.
Every massage girl in the smaller sexy shops is a working girl, either in the shop or to arrange to join you for ST or LT at the end of day.
Don't pay bar fines for the girls, it's a rip off. Get phone numbers and meet them the next day or next night away from work or after work. Saves much cash.
For good freelancers and massage girls after work, hit the discos from 1-2 pm, grab one and go home. Offer 2 K, and promise a tip on the condition you have a really a good time. I can assure you that works a treat.
Hey Delbhoy,
What would rate the massage girls that you had your experiences with in regards to their looks, ie face and body. I've been reading quite a few reports that a lot of those massage girls at the oilies are aunties or on the not so pretty / overweight side. Any help would be much appreciated.Hey Paul,
Most of the girls rate at at least 6 or 7 on looks some have the same score on the body, but for 1 I went back to time and time again for some afternoon fun I would rate 8 on looks and 9 on body. There are gems out there if you go looking, I found a gem and was very happy with her service was top class.
Del
It looks like I was there the same two weeks as you.
Just one feedback point, as to prices, you probably underpaid them for LT back in your room.
However things are so quiet in Patong at the moment that the girls are happy to accept 2 K for an LT session.
Come the season proper from October, and when tourist numbers starting to pick up, you will have difficulty getting any quality lookers for under 3 K LT...Hey Aussie Tiger,
I think in myself I underpaid LT but when you factor in buying them drinks all night.
Then food after leaving the clubs they do not to shabby out of the deal.
I agree with you on the massage girls waiting on them when they stop work and taking them short or long time, the girls I was picking up were from the clubs and not any bar girls so I saved on the BF, and I gave them a generous tip as well as the 2 k. I have never been in high season as I can only take my holidays during our summer here in the UK so I kinda like low season over there, I have heard high season in Patong is way to busy and can't move for the throngs of people on Bangla, which is why I prefer low season.
All in all I had a blast of a time there as I always do, just a shame I missed you we could have had a few beers to swap some good times.
Cheers,
Del
Sorry these reports may be a bit messy because of this tablet and and blue tooth keybord. I am here just for 2 nights then Pattaya and I am having mixed results. First off there is a ton of girls on tinder I am meeting one later. There is also a lot of massage girls on there that will go to your hotel when they finished work. I got quoted 2000 for LT and I am sure I can get that down to 1500.
Overall hate the place, too loud in your face, literally being man handled by touts it's like a zoo here with all the regular tourists filming the mongers. Now I understand some people may like this scene but it's not how I like to monger. By the way I am 36 if that makes any difference. Did my usual walking to get the lay of the land. About 9 pm no talent along the beach what so ever. Go back to Bangla grab a couple of beers and watch the circus.
Back to the beach, 3 girls hanging out drinking mingling with th tourists. They don't completely look like FLers but they stand out. One older one I liked and 1 little stunner. Speaking to the little stunner they are now obviously FLers. Take her back to my hotel about 10.30 excellent GFE, she is issan and a little weird. I think I did her around 4 times. Very enthusiastic like the other issan in CM.
This is where things go downhill a bit and I did something a little stupid because I handled it wrong. She wants to play pool, then to a bar she knows everyone. Asks me to buy drinks for her friends and all of a sudden my bill is 1000, not the end of the world considering the Sex and GFE however we go to white room where she gets a kick back for taking me in and she wants me to buy drinks for random people she is talking to so I say no as this could get expensive. We go to illusion and now it's flowers and whatever else people are selling, she asks me to take her shopping tomorrow as she now thinks I am an ATM. Ok I panic and want out I had a few beers as did she, I felt she was taking the [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) and taking things too far so I ran, left her in the cub. I know that's bad but I did not know what else to do.
The worst part is I turn around on the street and she is there crying her eyes out. You not like me. I try to explain the reasons and we go back to my hotel and I try to win her around which I did. I then must have banged her at least 7 times. In the morning the shopping and iPhone talk starts so I got her to leave at about 12 midday today and said I will call her later. By the way I gave her 1000 when she found me outside the club and no more.
What do you guys think about this situation and how I handled it, what do you do about the drinks thing without sounding like a cheap Charlie because that is the second time I offered to buy 1 a drink and then 10 friends appear. You can rack up up some big bar bills in the space of minutes like this.
I am meeting a tinder girl soon in about 3 hours and told her flat out there is no drinks for friends.
FreebieFan
08-25-15, 10:14
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The worst part is I turn around on the street and she is there crying her eyes out. You not like me. I try to explain the reasons and we go back to my hotel and I try to win her around which I did. I then must have banged her at least 7 times. In the morning the shopping and iPhone talk starts so I got her to leave at about 12 midday today and said I will call her later. By the way I gave her 1000 when she found me outside the club and no more.
What do you guys think about this situation and how I handled it, what do you do about the drinks thing without sounding like a cheap Charlie because that is the second time I offered to buy 1 a drink and then 10 friends appear. You can rack up up some big bar bills in the space of minutes like this.
I am meeting a tinder girl soon in about 3 hours and told her flat out there is no drinks for friends.You probably handled it as best as you could given that alcohol may have played a part. Got to be firm and ignore the emotional blackmail. The thais and filipinas have all got diplomas in emotional blackmail and do it every chance they got. You have no reason to buy drinks for anyone you don't know. She saw a chance to make herself look big by getting you to buy drinks for people unknown to you. Next time say, happy to be with you but no free drinks for your friends. Lots of girls there, so you really can say take it or leave it. Don't feel bad or guilty at all.
What do you guys think about this situation and how I handled it, what do you do about the drinks thing without sounding like a cheap Charlie because that is the second time I offered to buy 1 a drink and then 10 friends appear. You can rack up up some big bar bills in the space of minutes like this.
I am meeting a tinder girl soon in about 3 hours and told her flat out there is no drinks for friends.I agree, you handled it about as well as you could.
I was a little upset about buying lady drinks for girls in some Pattaya bars and them having friends come over also expecting drinks. But if you are with someone you like, being seen as generous may help you get a better time if you decide to bar fine one of them, or it might help you to meet them after the club closes so you can avoid the fine and, because of the drinks and generosity, have a better experience with them. I am convinced that when I let loose in one club, where I even bought the mama san drinks, it helped me to land the woman who I thought was the best looking girl in Pattaya. I mean, if your drink-buying can win over the mama san, she will make sure you get what you want!
But please let us now about the tinder. I may be back in Phuket in November, and I found the day-time pickings there non existant last May. (But I was a newbie and not really sure what I was looking for.).
Arrange to meet my Tinder girl at 7 and she is 30 min late. When she arrives it's worth it. She does not look Thai more south american, 37 maybe 7. 5 out of 10, I like it.
We drink some beers and shoot pool til 1 am, I feel we really hit it off. She is very funny with a don't give a fuck attitude. When I ask do you smoke, her reply, only dick. What do you do in your spare time, sleep and boom boom.
Back to my hotel and she is really tight, really good session and then the magic happens. She starts sucking me to finish like no girl has ever done, it was an incredible feeling. When I cum it is unbelievable, I then keep Cumming something which has never happened before. All the time she keeps sucking deep throat while holding my juice in her mouth.
I asked her straight where did she learn that. She said she asked a lady boy friend how to suck cock so she could be the best cock sucker in Thailand. She then says they went out to buy bananas so she could practice all day long. I think it paid off.
In the morning another session and the magical cock sucking. She leaves at 11 and I give her 600 for her taxi. Also I missed my flight to Bangkok to go to Pattaya but I will just stay here as all the travelling is killing me. I think I may meet her again today she said she wants me to bang her again.
FL talent is almost non existing during the day. Tinder is a good choice but the majority are massage girls. Maybe I got lucky but I think there is some gems to be found on Tinder.
PaulAlbert
08-26-15, 21:52
Hello fellow mongers,
A question about uncovered oral sex with some of the ladies of Patong / Phuket. Anyone ever got anything from having uncovered oral sex with a working girl? Just wondering as I would like to partake, but cannot afford to bring anything home.
Sounds like you are having an awesome time, Johnny!
Hello fellow mongers,
A question about uncovered oral sex with some of the ladies of Patong / Phuket. Anyone ever got anything from having uncovered oral sex with a working girl? Just wondering as I would like to partake, but cannot afford to bring anything home.Not sure if anyone would admit to that! I suppose it happens, but if you cannot afford to take anything home, then don't skip the condom. These girls have been exposed it all and while the odds are low, how much risk can you afford to take? Maybe just get a rub and tug at a massage place. There is a separate STD forum here if you want to have a discussion.
Hello fellow mongers,
A question about uncovered oral sex with some of the ladies of Patong / Phuket. Anyone ever got anything from having uncovered oral sex with a working girl? Just wondering as I would like to partake, but cannot afford to bring anything home.It's not easy to find if you're new to Phuket but I found it later in the evening at one of the many massage joints. A nice titty fuck ain't bad either.
PaulAlbert
08-28-15, 17:54
Hey Socker,
Any chance you remember where this massage place was or what the name is?
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Hello fellow mongers,
A question about uncovered oral sex with some of the ladies of Patong / Phuket. Anyone ever got anything from having uncovered oral sex with a working girl? Just wondering as I would like to partake, but cannot afford to bring anything home.I did not read the post right so hence my response. So here's my 2 cents on BBBJs and if you can catch something. Yes you can. If you frequent raunchy FLs then you might catch something from her mouth. If she does 2 customers quickly then the first guys germs might still be in her mouth when she takes you in. Or worse, if she has Hep see / HIV and has a cut in her mouth and you have a open wound on your dick, you could have big problems then. That would be pretty unlucky but still possible. I'm sure there are some doctors here that can add to my info. Cheers, now back into the woodwork.
TonyIndian
08-29-15, 14:32
Can't believe that I've been on the island for a whole year now. Some good times were had.
The best advice that I can offer is that like elsewhere, you get what you pay for and do not get too close to working girls. I had one nasty "relationship" with a working girl. I let my guard down just once and paid for it.
Anyway, I've found what may be described as a diamond in the rough now. Low IQ country girl who works in my friend's bar, but screws like a champion. So she is my regular for now.
I've also kind of settled in with a handful of other women that I see regularly, I have trained them well.
If anyone wants to have a beer or coffee with me in the Rawai area, feel free to send me a message.
The best advice that I can offer is that like elsewhere, you get what you pay for and do not get too close to working girls. I had one nasty "relationship" with a working girl. I let my guard down just once and paid for it.Indeed a very good advice but the chances of failing still remain high unless one curtails one's activities. I too have been in same boat, and God, yes what a painful mistake it was.
Looking911
09-01-15, 12:22
Hi fellow mongers,
I am new to Thailand forum I am visiting Thailand in September end will be staying in Patong area. Can anyone suggest some nice.
Joints for st as I will be with family. Some nice st spots.
Any help will be highly appreciated.
Thanks
Which websites are good for independent chicks in Phuket? Any good adult classifieds-websites?
Thanks,
Brian
I did not read the post right so hence my response. So here's my 2 cents on BBBJs and if you can catch something. Yes you can. If you frequent raunchy FLs then you might catch something from her mouth. If she does 2 customers quickly then the first guys germs might still be in her mouth when she takes you in. Or worse, if she has Hep see / HIV and has a cut in her mouth and you have a open wound on your dick, you could have big problems then. That would be pretty unlucky but still possible. I'm sure there are some doctors here that can add to my info. Cheers, now back into the woodwork.Here's a better way to think about it. In Thailand many guys get BBBJ. Now lets say a guy has herpes on his dick. He gets a girl and she gives him a BBBJ. She blows him most of the time its dark anyway and she would not know. Now she gets herpes inside her mouth. Now her you come asking for a BBBJ a few days latter or whenever and she has an infection on her lips, tongue or cheek. Guess what happens.
How's the weather in Phuket during October?
Thanks
Sorry should have put my questions together but I didn't.
I was there last year and forgot how much a taxi from airport to Patong was. I think 700 b but not sure.
How convenient are the other transportation options to Patong?
As for accommodations I'm looking at airbnb w / in a few blocks of the Bangla Strip.
I assume scootering around the island is doable.
Which beaches are the best for body surfing on the west side of the island?
I've been to Karon and that was fantastic, wow.
Sorry should have put my questions together but I didn't.
I was there last year and forgot how much a taxi from airport to Patong was. I think 700 b but not sure.
How convenient are the other transportation options to Patong?
As for accommodations I'm looking at airbnb w / in a few blocks of the Bangla Strip.
I assume scootering around the island is doable.
Which beaches are the best for body surfing on the west side of the island?
I've been to Karon and that was fantastic, wow.Got it!
Taxi 500 b, shuttle 170 b, scooter doable, nice beaches everywhere.
I'll be sure to post a TR w / pics! Haha, yeah sure!
Harry Dude
09-10-15, 17:51
Can't believe that I've been on the island for a whole year now. Some good times were had.
If anyone wants to have a beer or coffee with me in the Rawai area, feel free to send me a message.Hey Tony,
I usually stay in Kata or Patong, but am planning a longer term stay and have been considering the Rawai area. I have no idea what the Rawai area is like bar-girl-wise though. Do you have any information to share? Good pool bars in Rawai with some nice ladies?
Soldierb11
09-13-15, 07:08
Hi fellow mongers,
I am new to Thailand forum I am visiting Thailand in September end will be staying in Patong area. Can anyone suggest some nice.
Joints for st as I will be with family. Some nice st spots.
Any help will be highly appreciated.
ThanksEasiest way is to break away from the family for 1.5 hours and hit Christin's massage. Huge soapie place, was 3000 baht last time. Lots of hot girls. Not terribly far from Hard Rock.
Interesting topic. About 3 years ago, I did massive research on this theme: can you get HIV from receiving a BJ? The short answer is, no. From the extensive research I carried out, there has not been one documented case of someone catching HIV by getting a BJ. However, there has been plenty of cases of someone getting HIB by GIVING a BJ. That being said, you can definitely get other STDs via receiving a BJ. But at least you won't die from it.
I did not read the post right so hence my response. So here's my 2 cents on BBBJs and if you can catch something. Yes you can. If you frequent raunchy FLs then you might catch something from her mouth. If she does 2 customers quickly then the first guys germs might still be in her mouth when she takes you in. Or worse, if she has Hep see / HIV and has a cut in her mouth and you have a open wound on your dick, you could have big problems then. That would be pretty unlucky but still possible. I'm sure there are some doctors here that can add to my info. Cheers, now back into the woodwork.
Hi All,
Even though this is the Phuket-Patong thread, I thought I would offer some info on Karon Beach, which is a short 20 minutes away from Patong. I was at a Conference in Phuket for a few days at the beginning of September. We were housed at the Conference venue at the Movenpick Karon Beach.
Firstly Karon is only about 20 minutes tuk-tuk ride from Patong. The beach is nice and clean and the locals here not pushy at all to sell their wares. Food is cheap, nice and fresh. The locals speak broken English but many are Thai speaking only. Many from Myanmar working here as cooks and waiters.
Karon Main street starts from the main round-a-about. The bars here only become "happening" after 9 pm daily and closes between 3 am to 4 am. The girls are average looking as most of the lookers are in Patong. They are also slightly older selection in Karon. However they are very GFE and friendly. Prices for BF are standard Bht300. LT is Bht2 k and ST is Bht1 k (I have negotiated lower prices but just topped up to the same figure as tips). Drinks are cheap, beers at Bht100 apiece. Ladies drinks (LD) are between Bht130-150 apiece and they are not pushy wanting the LDs.
A nice place (highly recommended) with a good live band playing up to 4 am is Sutin bar, Opposite Aussie Bar, on the Main Street. Girls are very friendly and Mamasan is very polite and protective.
Other than this the ladies bars are on a strip at Aussie Bar and opposite via a sidewalk. There is also a nice Irish Bar (can't remember the name). The good thing about visiting this Irish bar is right opposite the place there is a massage place with ladies calling out freely to potential clients. Though I did not partake, I do believe everything is on the menu.
Also try the lobsters and fresh fish / prawns / cockles etc in the many seafood restaurants on the main street, very reasonably priced.
One drawback if you were to want to get to Patong the charge is Bht400 one way on the Tuk-tuk!
All in a great laid back place to hang out for a few days.
Cheers and have a great time all!
Ice.
AugustChrist
09-29-15, 14:09
Spent a few days in Patong last week and here's my input:
Stayed in Patong Garden Bay resort in a deluxe room with a balcony and location was perfect: the hotel gives right on the beach and is walking distance (no more than 5 min.
To Bangla road) and no joiner fees: I even brought two bar girls one night and no questions asked. For security reasons, they nonetheless keep the IDs -which is good for us but.
They don't call you when giving back the ID to the leaving visitor (Spent two days with a nice MP girl found on Soi Kepsab. Soi Kepbsab remains the Soi for massage parlours. Went into Cristine's one early evening and did not much appreciate.
The manager's welcome. He was at a table with another guy and invited me to join them. The fish bowl is right in front of you with at least some 30 girls and the guy was.
Pushy. I would have much appreciated if he asked me if I want to buy a drink (there's a bar 2 metres behind us) but immediately announce 3300 THB for 1 h15 min!
Steep for Patong and I asked a few questions about the services and facilities (bathtub etc.) but he was not at all interested in replying. I stood up and left. The girls seemed.
To be quite average but I'm sure some gems are in the lot. It just is difficult to figure out since you have some 30 girls grinning and waiving at you.
As for the Gogo's, Suzy Wong remains the best: in terms of the show the girls put up and the most attractive dancers are definitely there. But the price is steep! They have.
The most expensive lady drinks, bar fine is at 1000 THB and 3000 THB the girl!! I was thus going there just to heat up before hitting the bars and discos.
I heard of a Gogo with an entry fee (in Soi Easy: "Secret" which apparently wants to considered as high end but was unable to locate it nor did I find Soi Easy.
Exotica Gogo pulls up another kind of show: the girls are removing strings to which needles are attached from their pussy and one of them even delivered a gold fish in a bowl and.
The fish was alive!!
The most pleasant encounters I had remains the freelancers actually. But don't make the mistake I made: do not stay in one place: hop in between Tai Pan, Illuzion and Hollywood.
And why not Tiger. Also, avoid the gogos in the night club. I fell for one of them one night and when she removed her wig and make up. Well, a different story.
If one would like to make friends, the girls in Kangaroo are super friendly and surprisingly, you cannot bar fine them. Maybe they are friendly just to keep you playing those bar.
Games and lady drinks.
All in all, I had a very good time. Nevertheless, I wasn't comfortable the more we went into the night: too many foreigners completely wasted, group of athletic youngsters.
Pulling up fights right in the middle of Bangla road almost everyday.
WIR: Yes: more for the beach and will catch a freelancer for a few days.
Ralph Kramden
09-30-15, 13:41
Hi All,
Even though this is the Phuket-Patong thread, I thought I would offer some info on Karon Beach, which is a short 20 minutes away from Patong. I was at a Conference in Phuket for a few days at the beginning of September. We were housed at the Conference venue at the Movenpick Karon Beach.
Firstly Karon is only about 20 minutes tuk-tuk ride from Patong. The beach is nice and clean and the locals here not pushy at all to sell their wares. Food is cheap, nice and fresh. The locals speak broken English but many are Thai speaking only. Many from Myanmar working here as cooks and waiters.
Karon Main street starts from the main round-a-about. The bars here only become "happening" after 9 pm daily and closes between 3 am to 4 am. The girls are average looking as most of the lookers are in Patong. They are also slightly older selection in Karon. However they are very GFE and friendly. Prices for BF are standard Bht300. LT is Bht2 k and ST is Bht1 k (I have negotiated lower prices but just topped up to the same figure as tips). Drinks are cheap, beers at Bht100 apiece. Ladies drinks (LD) are between Bht130-150 apiece and they are not pushy wanting the LDs.
A nice place (highly recommended) with a good live band playing up to 4 am is Sutin bar, Opposite Aussie Bar, on the Main Street. Girls are very friendly and Mamasan is very polite and protective.
Other than this the ladies bars are on a strip at Aussie Bar and opposite via a sidewalk. There is also a nice Irish Bar (can't remember the name). The good thing about visiting this Irish bar is right opposite the place there is a massage place with ladies calling out freely to potential clients. Though I did not partake, I do believe everything is on the menu.
Also try the lobsters and fresh fish / prawns / cockles etc in the many seafood restaurants on the main street, very reasonably priced.
One drawback if you were to want to get to Patong the charge is Bht400 one way on the Tuk-tuk!
All in a great laid back place to hang out for a few days.
Cheers and have a great time all!
Ice.That is good news because I have three days scheduled at Karon in late December after having not been there for several years. It is a really laid back place that I always enjoyed. Yes, not the best lookers in LOS but they do the deed properly.
Some really good intel here on the Phuket Forum. Thanks Ralph and IceRaj.
I was at Karon Beach last Nov and hoping it will be just as nice in a couple of weeks when I visit Phuket Island again.
Karon reminded me of the best Hawaii has to offer.
I did not know there was a bar scene in Karon, thanks for that.
Happy hunting.
That is good news because I have three days scheduled at Karon in late December after having not been there for several years. It is a really laid back place that I always enjoyed. Yes, not the best lookers in LOS but they do the deed properly.Why Karon beech, might I ask? I have been there in distant past for a quiet beech with girlfriend, and nice white sand, but I think there are better places to go in Thailand for beautiful nature, e. G. Krabi or Phi Phi or Koh Lipe (sounds like leep-bay) or Adang, and better places to go for something happening like Patong beech, and better places to go for mongering. So what is the big attraction? Do you take a girl? My girlfriend would prefer Patong with more action and shopping or a very secluded paradise like Lipe and Adang.
My Phuket days are pretty much over, although I still prefer it to Samui. Samui is far too boring for me. Samui can be very beautiful on the beech from Feb to March but you really have to be a lover of just being at the beech, otherwise it's pointless and costly to get to.
Ralph Kramden
10-06-15, 13:24
Why Karon beech, might I ask? I have been there in distant past for a quiet beech with girlfriend, and nice white sand, but I think there are better places to go in Thailand for beautiful nature, e. G. Krabi or Phi Phi or Koh Lipe (sounds like leep-bay) or Adang, and better places to go for something happening like Patong beech, and better places to go for mongering. So what is the big attraction? Do you take a girl? My girlfriend would prefer Patong with more action and shopping or a very secluded paradise like Lipe and Adang.
My Phuket days are pretty much over, although I still prefer it to Samui. Samui is far too boring for me. Samui can be very beautiful on the beech from Feb to March but you really have to be a lover of just being at the beech, otherwise it's pointless and costly to get to.Karon Beach is kind of middle of the road, not the most beautiful place and not the most beautiful girls available. As a result it may be lower priced. In the past I always stayed in a cheap hotel with decent services away from the beach, but decided to stay on the beach this time at a reasonable price. I visited Patong once and didn't like it. It kind of reminded me of Pattaya where I went to last year and will likely never return to. There are some expensive resorts near Karon including a Club Med. I am going mainly to relax and possibly test some of the local color. I will do my heavy mongering in BKK for five days. The ocean seemed clean to me, the beach is nice and long and the surf was always decent. It suits me.
I am coming back to Puket (Patong) next month (yea! For my second trip. It will only be for 3 nights this time, arriving on a Saturday and leaving for Pattaya early the next Tuesday. On my first visit I pretty much stuck to Bangla road, ending up with 2 bar girls and 3 FLers. I want more variety this time, and would like to visit a body slide place (Christin's, I guess) and to again. But this time successfully. Try a disco for FLers.
Last time I did try the X Club on Bangla and I was not impressed. However, I am terrible in discos, and my lack of being impressed was that there were no obvious FLers there who might have had any interest in an older man, and not with the quality of the club. So, co can someone who has had luck at these places, to include Hollywood and Illuzion, explain how the process works at these places so I can increase my odds?
Also, any other recommendations for massage places would be welcomed. I did do a massage last time that I picked out at random and felt was fairly legit, and was a little surprised that extras were possible. I did a HJ, but the woman was not especially attractive and I decline anything more. So please limits recommendations to places with at least a few young, at least semi-attractive ladies under 130 pounds in weight and 30" in waist. My understanding is there are several places on Soi Kepsab that might fit the bill, in addition to Christin's.
Thanks!
At FL Hawk.
I got some experience from Phuket since a couple of visits. Never tried Christines in Patong since most reports I have read is negative.
There is a place in Phuket Town called Katherine's, it is not a soapy but you can have body 2 body if you like.
You chose girl from cards instead of fishbowl. I had two girls on my visit, the last two there was.
Still they were the two best looking girls I had in Thailand. At my visit there was some kind of special price between 4 pm - 6 pm, think I paid 4-4500 something. It was more than a year ago so not sure if they still have this offer. Very nice rooms, do search and have a look on both girls and rooms.
Do not take taxi directly to this place as the driver will try to get commission which in the end you will pay.
There is also a place nearby called Sky Massage, this is a fishbowl. I think it is mostly Thai men there and not widely known to us farangs.
How is the smoke from Indonesia? I am reading reports that it was so bad airlines had to turn back as the visibility was so bad. They say tourists are cancelling trips. I am planning to be there in a month. I presume the burning will be done by then, and assume the ocean breezes will clear it out, but just wondering the true state of things there. Sounds really bad!
How is the smoke from Indonesia? I am reading reports that it was so bad airlines had to turn back as the visibility was so bad. They say tourists are cancelling trips. I am planning to be there in a month. I presume the burning will be done by then, and assume the ocean breezes will clear it out, but just wondering the true state of things there. Sounds really bad!http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/08/smoke-from-indonesian-fires-blankets-thai-holiday-island-of-phuket-in-haze
Its 2 days old but I never thought its this bad.
Hey guys,
I'll be staying a little north from Layan beach in Phuket. Anything worthwhile to check out? Is is the best bet to take a 1 h ride to Phuket town or Patong?
Heads up would be great.
DesiInfidel
10-11-15, 00:28
First time poster, lurker for a couple of weeks. I have a question for the Phuket expats or regulars, what are the possibilities in terms of finding a secluded beach for some action under the starry nights, its on my bucket list. I'll be in Phuket area for 11 days in April / June next year and I'm hoping if somebody who has "been there done that" to provide some insight. I don't mind finding a hotel on one of islands and or surrounding areas. Any info is much appreciated.
Day 1.
Landed at HKT on the 7th October around 12 noon and was greeted by the haze. Took a taxi from the terminal and headed to my hotel in Patong.
Journey was around 1 hour or so, didn't really keep track of time as I was dozing off.
Decided to stay at the see&and hotel due to its close proximity to Soi Bangla and girl friendly. (About 50 m?
Checked in and unpacked a bit before heading out for some food and errands.
Headed over to Soi Bangla at 10 pm, and went to the agogo clubs to check things out. Among them, Suzy Wong still has the best line up IMO.
In the end, barfined a cute girl with an amazing body. The damage was 1000 BF + 5000 LT, at the start was feeling that I am going to regret this as the price was quite high but in the end it was well worth it as we had chemistry and she stayed with me until noon the next day.
Day 2.
See&and Hotel comes with complimentary buffet breakfast from 7. 30 am to 10.30 am and the selection is fairly limited but good.
Fast forward the time to about 11 pm and it was time to hit Soi Bangla again. Decided to check out the remaining agogo clubs and most of them were quite empty and the quality of girls did not tempt me to stay.
Went into Exotica and one of the girls caught my eye. Well at first glance she could have passed to be a ladyboy as she was tall and had implants, but after checking her out more, talking to her and letting me fondle her private parts it was confirmed that indeed she was a female.
Wanted me to barfine her but I wasn't up for it as I have a canoeing tour the next day. (Try out the Hong by Starlight tour, it's something else).
Day 3.
Came back from the tour around 9.30 pm and decided to get an oil massage to ease the fatigue. Went into one of the little massage parlors along the road by the beach and had a good 1 hour rub. Of course the masseuse was persuading me persistently for a happy ending at 2000 baht (all in including the massage which was 400 baht) which I declined as I was already planning to BF the girl from Exotica.
Went back to Exotica after the massage and she was happy to see me. After a drink inside, paid the BF of 800 baht + 2000 for ST.
(At this point I'm thankful that I booked a hotel so near the action as the walk back is only less than 5 minutes).
Back at the hotel, everything was going well until I was about to pound her only to notice that her pussy smells bad (thank god I'm not a fan of DATY).
Pounded her fast and hard to get myself to shoot my load ASAP and ended up cumming on her stomach / boobs.
Day 4.
Checked out the bar scene and found myself a good service girl from Bar Funk. Paid BF 800 + 1500ST and brought her back to my hotel after a couple of drinks.
I must have been really exhausted as I found myself unable to cum but this girl refuses to give up and kept sucking me hard and fast which helped as I shoot my load on her face in the end.
Well now I'm in my 5th Day but I highly doubt I will find for any action tonight. Maybe I will check out the discos for some freelance action.
Summary of my trip:
1. Phuket is a good combination of island / tour activities and the nightlife scene.
2. Prices here are getting higher and I don't think I will be returning soon. (Will most likely plan a trip to Pattaya in January).
3. Not many places to look for some action in the day other than the soapy (Christin's) and massage parlors.
Harry Dude
10-14-15, 20:12
First time poster, lurker for a couple of weeks. I have a question for the Phuket expats or regulars, what are the possibilities in terms of finding a secluded beach for some action under the starry nights, its on my bucket list. I'll be in Phuket area for 11 days in April / June next year and I'm hoping if somebody who has "been there done that" to provide some insight. I don't mind finding a hotel on one of islands and or surrounding areas. Any info is much appreciated.Under the starry night? Nope, never tried that. Not sure I want to. I would probably be too concerned about mosquitoes and thugs to be able to enjoy myself.
However the following has happened to me:
I met a nice girl in a regular massage parlor in Kata Beach. We had decent chemistry, so she came with me for a few days. One day while were playing in the water at Kata Noi beach, she started kissing and fondling me in the water. After I got excited, she pulled her bikini bottom to the side and mounted me. She wrapped her legs around me and rode me. In the water. With people everywhere. I mean, maybe 5 or 10 meters away from lots of people. This was in mid-afternoon in high season. We had fun for a while, and I don't think anybody noticed.
The weird thing is that the exact same thing has happened not once but twice. Both times at Kata Noi beach. The other time it was with a massage parlor girl from Kamala Beach who came with me.
So I've crossed that off my bucket list. Twice.
DesiInfidel,
The beach north of Nai Yang is nearly empty, some small resorts with long distances inbetween and the beach is all the way up to Sarasin bridge so there must be lots of places to fulfill your dream. Very nice beach in daylight also.
Soldierb11
10-19-15, 19:10
I want more variety this time, and would like to visit a body slide place (Christin's, I guess) and to again. But this time successfully.
Also, any other recommendations for massage places would be welcomed. I did do a massage last time that I picked out at random and felt was fairly legit, and was a little surprised that extras were possible. I did a HJ, but the woman was not especially attractive and I decline anything more. So please limits recommendations to places with at least a few young, at least semi-attractive ladies under 130 pounds in weight and 30" in waist. My understanding is there are several places on Soi Kepsab that might fit the bill, in addition to Christin's.
Thanks!What was unsuccessful your first time trying a body slide?
I used Christin's twice in September 2015 and both times service was decent. At least 40 girls to choose from, plenty which I would say are attractive enough. Price was 3300 baht.
What was unsuccessful your first time trying a body slide?
I didn't try! I didn't even think about it in Phuket -- all my concentration was on Bangla Rd. I aim to remedy that this next time! With experience comes knowledge.
Hi Guys,
Does anyone have an update on the haze or smog situation in Phuket especially Patong / Karon area? There was a haze / smog reported caused by the fires in Indonesia at the beginning of October and just wondering if it has cleared up? Planning a trip soon so was curious.
Thanks a million mates!
Ice.
XiaoJuziqing
10-26-15, 13:00
Hi guys,
Just want to remind you to avoid "The one" massage in Phuket town. This one is near Katherine's and Angel massage, paid a visit to it couple of days ago, 2200 BHT for FS, the girl names "Elva" provided a so-so service, and she refused me first time when I required to change to doggy style. So really doubt their management, maybe all girls have some sort of attitude problem.
Also checked out angel and Katherine, Katherine has about 5-8 girls and Angel about 20, hadn't got a chance to try them out. Hope it helps you.
Alex.
Hi Guys,
Does anyone have an update on the haze or smog situation in Phuket especially Patong / Karon area? There was a haze / smog reported caused by the fires in Indonesia at the beginning of October and just wondering if it has cleared up? Planning a trip soon so was curious.
Thanks a million mates!
Ice.Patong beach. I have been on the beach the last 3 mornings. On Sunday the haze was definitely visible across the ocean but it hasn't been as noticeable the last 2 days. I spoke with a guy who has been here for a month or 2 who said it is because of the burning in Indonesia. It has been overcast & raining off & on for 2 or 3 days so I believe that affects just how visible the haze can be. I don't smell anything nor has it affected my breathing.
I read Suzy Wongs was the best & I had decided last night would be for exploration only. To preface my experience, I am 69, retired, not bad looking or rich & visiting for 2-3 weeks. I visited Devil's Playground first but wanted to share about SWs girls first. (Devil's Playground to folow).
SWs isn't a large bar at all with a center stage & 4-5 girls dancing while rotating 1 girl each song. Music was loud but doable, stools around the bar & tall tables & chairs toward the outside. There were also couches on the outside. I'm rather picky, even at my age, but I want to say the majority were very good to hot. Many had fake boobs, some looking good & others not as much. Most guys on stools had the girls in front of them & enjoying roaming. Guys on the couches were getting lap dances & roaming. I did see a couple of hot girls leave with guys & to me there wasn't quite enough girls to go around. The girls I wanted were taken or quickly taken by others. Of course, most of the guys were young & partying hard. I'm more laid back & really didn't get any looks from the hot ones. A girl who was just a lttle heavy did sit down next to me. Very nice, just cotton. I left shortly thereafter. YMMV.
I didn't ask about prices but read the bar fine for regular girls is 800 but the "models" go for 2600. That does not include their fee. Can't go cheap here but many are very hot.
Hey guys,
Heading to Phuket first week of December for a bachelor party. We want to stay in a villa for a couple days and party with high quality Thai girls, maybe a few Russians girls too. Does anyone have a contact of someone who can organize them for us? ID prefer to skip the Soi Bangla scene if possible. Any advice appreciated.
Hi Guys,
Does anyone have an update on the haze or smog situation in Phuket especially Patong / Karon area? There was a haze / smog reported caused by the fires in Indonesia at the beginning of October and just wondering if it has cleared up? Planning a trip soon so was curious.
Thanks a million mates!
Ice.I just saw the news report showing how bad the haze is & I can tell it isn't like that here in Patong. What showed on TV was terrible. It is clear here so you have no worries.
I decided to check ouy Suzy Wongs earlier last night so I got there around 8:30. There were only 6-7 guys there with maybe 10 dancers. Much better odds. I sat down & immediately got the attention of a very cute young girl who came to sit with me. Her name is Soon (sp?) who said she is originally from Bangkok & has been here for 10 months. She has a small waist with fake "see" cups that were a perfect size for her. She spoke descent English so I had a pretty good conversation with her. Another spinner joined us, Alisha, who was a little slimmer than Soon but "see" cups not quite as nice. Don't get me wrong, she is hot, friendly, speaks very good English & a top performer. For me Soon was the best all around. I bought 3 shots for each while playing with both. I ended up bar fining Soon, 1 k to the house & 3 k to Soon for ST. She told me later she can't do LT. Soon wasn't too pushy for drinks but Alisha was for me to buy for a 3rd uninvited girl sitting with us & she asked for a tip when I was leaving with Soon. It was a little uncomfortable but it is their job to make money. So on to the room where we took a shower, got in bed & got busy. I'm a pretty standard kinda guy so no hanging from fixtures or marathons but I can tell you she was pounding me at the end. I had a good time & would repeat with Soon. It was the most I have spent in Thailand for sex but definitely worth it. It is still comparatively cheap especially with a young hot girl.
Of course, most of the guys were young & partying hard. I'm more laid back & really didn't get any looks from the hot ones. A girl who was just a lttle heavy did sit down next to me. Very nice, just cotton. I left shortly thereafter. YMMV.
I, too, noticed a bit of age discrimination at SW's when I was last there. I am 60 but most think I am 55, and slender, decent enough looking I guess and quite respectful of people, but while the girls would flock to young guys that entered after I did, I was left alone. As soon as I finished my coke I left, went next door and had no problem. In fact, the only time I noticed any sort of problem that might have had to do with age was at SWs in Phuket.
To keep this slightly in perspective, my age discrimination is much worse, as I won't BF anyone that looks older than 25 to 30! But, of course, I have the money, and if they are grossed out by me then I don't want them to have my money. And I can understand that if they have a choice, they might prefer someone who is not 3 times their own age, so I don't sweat it. I do agree that SWs had the hottest girls in Phuket, but the place next door (sorry, forgot the name) was nearly as good, and the hottie I chose had no problems with DFKing this old dude.
Tiger bar is always fun to watch the ladies handle the pole. This one was really good at it.
https://youtu.be/00kBkhvPoUA
PaulAlbert1979
11-04-15, 14:24
Day one, actually first couple of hours walking around getting basically accosted at every turn by massage girls (I love it). I decide on one just accross Jungceylon, hot little number, tattoos on her stomach, real looker. She gave a great massage and always nice to stick a few fingers in her pussy and ass with she is jerking you off. Might go back to have sex with her, but I want to try a new flavor every day or so. Can't do the short time / barfine deal as I am with family on this trip, so nasty sex in these parlors will have to do.
I, too, noticed a bit of age discrimination at SW's when I was last there. I am 60 but most think I am 55, and slender, decent enough............
To keep this slightly in perspective, my age discrimination is much worse, as I won't BF anyone that looks older than 25 to 30! But, of course, I have the money, and if they are grossed out by me then I don't want them to have my money. And I can understand that if they have a choice, they might prefer someone who is not 3 times their own age, so I don't sweat it.I'm with you FL hawk. My discrimination is worse so I try to not be offended. Sometimes my ego gets in my way.
Found this place this afternoon which is on a small street that is an extension of Bangla Rd going East next to the mall. I walked up & picked a looking cute girl for a foot massage. I was snubbed by one at JMC? Massage yesterday who tried to shuffle me off to a large girl. I just walked off, so I'm checking the temp now. I like a foot msg anyway. So, I'm getting the massage which I like & ask if she does an oil massage? She shakes her head yes. I said then I would be back later tonight. She smiles, points to herself & says BamBam. (Now I thought it was called boomboom everywhere, but what do I know.) I smile & say yes. She goes back to the msg, smiling. I'm smiling too in anticipation. I later ask her name & guess what it is. BamBam. Damn. Time will tell.
I've been reading a few pages of posts, and as usual, it's infuriating. People are paying 1000 bht for HJ, 2000 for a BJ, up to 6000 bht for FS. WTF? I never pay more than 200 bht for a HJ, 500 bht for BJ, and 1000 for FS. Often I pay less. Then you get the guys who say "I paid her a 500 bht tip cause she was great" . On TOP of the exorbitant fee they've just paid! It really is a joke. Why even bother coming to a country like Thailand for sex? It'd be cheaper paying for it back home. Worst of all, you ruin it for genuine mongers like myself who enjoy Asia for its cheap sex. But it's not cheap any longer, because of everyone's absurd over-paying. Sadly, we are not all millionaires. Please stop throwing your money around like idiots and help to keep the market at fair value for the rest of us.
Tiger bar is always fun to watch the ladies handle the pole. This one was really good at it.
https://youtu.be/00kBkhvPoUAI have been there twice & missed her. I will go tonight to check it out because she is good. I was turned off before by the hustler hassling me to buy a dancer a drink. I bought one, $7.50, when after 3-4 minutes she got up & danced 4 songs straight so I left. I will have to grow up & be assertive instead of avoiding being aggressive.
This is my followup on previous report.
Crashed & burned. She didn't touch me & the only time I touched her was when I put my hand on her leg & she immediately moved away. Descent massage & she was sweet the entire time. I know it's available there bcuz earlier today, an older woman charged an older man 1500 when I was getting my foot massage. BamBam is very young so maybe she doesn't yet BUT I am old so maybe she won't. Some young guy should give her a shot. If she will, it would be worth it. YMMV.
StaticCouch
11-06-15, 20:41
Hey guys,
Heading to Phuket first week of December for a bachelor party. We want to stay in a villa for a couple days and party with high quality Thai girls, maybe a few Russians girls too. Does anyone have a contact of someone who can organize them for us? ID prefer to skip the Soi Bangla scene if possible. Any advice appreciated.Li'll late I guess but try the below links:
http://sex-holidays.com/
http://www.alternativephuket.com/
A friend from Australia tried alternative phuket and was fine with the service and girls provided. Slightly on the expensive side though. Russians in phuket are not too many hence are very expensive unlike BKK where I can spend quality time with a.
Russian chick for 3-5 K THB. Girls in Moulin Rouge are pretty good and humble, where as L'more girls are very rude, smelly but look great and are expensive. Would suggest Hollywood disco VIP section girls, there are quite a few stunners (thai), I was there about a week.
Ago and was pleasantly surprised.
Stay Safe, Bang Safe, Party hard!
Static.
I've been reading a few pages of posts, and as usual, it's infuriating. People are paying 1000 bht for HJ, 2000 for a BJ, up to 6000 bht for FS. WTF? I never pay more than 200 bht for a HJ, 500 bht for BJ, and 1000 for FS. Often I pay less. Then you get the guys who say "I paid her a 500 bht tip cause she was great" . On TOP of the exorbitant fee they've just paid! It really is a joke. Why even bother coming to a country like Thailand for sex? It'd be cheaper paying for it back home. Worst of all, you ruin it for genuine mongers like myself who enjoy Asia for its cheap sex. But it's not cheap any longer, because of everyone's absurd over-paying. Sadly, we are not all millionaires. Please stop throwing your money around like idiots and help to keep the market at fair value for the rest of us.If you never pay more than the prices you listed, and often pay less, how is anyone ruining it for you by paying more? You just stated that you're still getting what you want, at the prices you want to pay.
Over time, if you insist on the same pricing, you'll have less options, you'll have to settle for older, fatter, less attractive women, but that's universal when you insist on paying the same price for 10 years.
Prices go up. Worldwide, inflation averages 3 to 4% per year. It's not a smooth change, prices take jumps between price points. So instead of a $1 item going up by $0. 01 every 3 months, it will stay the same price for a few years, then jump to $1. 19.
With necessary commodities, there's little resistance to the change, everyone has to eat. For luxuries, price changes depend on demand. High demand can result in prices tripling in just a few months.
When dealing with illegal or quasi-legal products and services, there's a much greater resistance to change. If I still had the urge, I could pick up cocaine for the same price or less than I paid back in the 80's.
Sexual services don't have the long supply chain, so prices eventually have to go up. When they do go up, especially in the cheapest market areas, the increases are large. A 500 baht service will go to 700,800 or even 1000. So instead of a $15 BJ, it will be $30, where it will stay until, due to inflation, it's once again a $15 BJ.
The reason the price goes up isn't because some new guys are throwing money around, that only affects the top of the market. Ultimately, everyone has to eat.
Looking back in the forum, in 2002ST was 1000 baht. I'm willing to bet you're paying more for everything else now than you were paying in 2002. Why shouldn't the price of pussy increase as well?
PaulAlbert
11-09-15, 08:50
I wholeheartedly agree, if you cannot pay the current rates, then you should not go to Thailand. I am currently in Patong and I have no problem dropping 1000-1500 for nude massage with HJ release. If you really think about it, you are complaining about roughly 10-15.00 more for a nude rubdown from a nice Thai girl, then you were paying before. I only like premium girls, nice, young and hot, I see no problem in paying a premium for what they are worth. I'm sure people can find it for cheaper from some older aunties or fatties, but that's not my scene. And I've had five oilies in the last five days and every time I have been offered extras, so its all good in Patong.
TonyIndian
11-11-15, 17:03
Any reviews?
They responded to me saying that they have 2 white / European ladies but the price quoted was high. They seem to have a good following on Facebook and I intend to try them (a Thai girl) in-call in Patong.
BTW if you are interested in getting or trading numbers of white / Russian ladies PM Me. I am trying to form a special interest group for the same. With all the Russian ladies on the island we should be able to get service for reasonable prices IMO.
Member #4351
11-11-15, 17:17
have no problem dropping 1000-1500 for nude massage with HJ release.So how about dropping $19.95 to support the forum: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/ISG_Payments.php?.
Member #4698
11-11-15, 17:37
I am currently in Patong and I have no problem dropping 1000-1500 for nude massage with HJ release. And I've had five oilies in the last five days and every time I have been offered extras, so its all good in Patong.So let me get this straight, Paul. You are in Thailand and you are satisfied with a nude massage and a hand job? WTF ! Or did I read you wrong and you are getting laid as well? By the way, I like "premium girls" too and I will match my girls against yours any day, but frankly I wouldn't waste my time in a hj happy ending only type of place. This is Thailand not Seattle.
FreeWillyBruh
11-11-15, 18:11
So let me get this straight, Paul. You are in Thailand and you are satisfied with a nude massage and a hand job? WTF ! Or did I read you wrong and you are getting laid as well? By the way, I like "premium girls" too and I will match my girls against yours any day, but frankly I wouldn't waste my time in a hj happy ending only type of place. This is Thailand not Seattle.I couldn't agree more Natty! And why leave USA if this type of service.
Goal is appealing. Let's share some substance like where these 5 oilies are that are offering extras and premium girls info etc. For us newbies that are coming there soon.
PaulAlbert
11-12-15, 02:09
The problem for me is the whole condom thing, I can never finish with one on, its just too normal at home to not use a condom, and that is just not an option here unfortunately, if it was I would be doing that no doubt, but it's way too risky here. What is not normal at home is having a 20 something Thai girl, usually under 25, getting nude, blowing you, jerking you off, while you play and eat every part of her body. I don't know about you but on a daily basis back home I could never, ever get that kind of service from a Asian girl under 25 for under 40.00. As for any massage parlor places, basically anywhere on the main strip where Jungceylon is on all the way down both sides of the street and beach road. They are everywhere, but it takes some looking to find a real gem and if you are walking alone, you will get accosted at every turn.
PaulAlbert
11-13-15, 07:37
As for the condom thing, I just fucked 3 girls all under 25 in the last 2 days, so that's not a problem anymore!
LeukeMan44
11-13-15, 10:28
Hi fellow enjoyers of the Thai girls.
After 4 years of tasting the Pattaya girl we (me and my bro) decided to try the Patong nightlife for a change.
I know it is some more expensive then Pattaya and that there a not as much bars and chicks. But we only need to find 1 per night which can not be such a hard job.
We booked a perfect room just a 1. 5 km away from the party site.
Normally is Pattaya we picked up the freelancers in the disco's we like to the same in Patong. We are used to pay 2000 bht for this actually we never discuss price and just give them 2000 after they stay with us in 4/5 star rooms they are happy they slept in a comfortable bed hehehehe they never complained.
We want to know what the prices for Freelancers are in Patong.
Nice suggestions are also welcome like nice spots to go to in the evening but also during the day.
Nice beachclubs suggestions more then welcome. If they are outside Patong no prob we take a cab.
We will go 8 days in early January 2016.
Thanks guys.
2 dutch enjoys just turned 40 but still party like 38's.
I'm going to Phuket again mid-December and would really appreciate some advise on bars with nice music and possibility to pick up some semi-pros. The whole hustle of Bangla is a bit too loud and crazy for me, and what worked really well in Samui in April was to just drop by to some bar / pub (Shamrock in that case), get few beers and listen to the band playing, and then later in the night just eye contact and pick up some girls that were hanging out there (they are usually with a group of friends). This way I've got some of the best ones attitude-wise and for a good price too. And no barfine either cause girl doesn't actually work in the bar.
Are there any recommendations for such places in Patong? Some people are mentioning the bars on the soi opposite hard rock cafe in the southern part of Patong, what about other places?
Any advise would be really appreciated!
Member #4698
11-13-15, 13:20
As for the condom thing, I just fucked 3 girls all under 25 in the last 2 days, so that's not a problem anymore!VICTORY!
Also, try Sagami 0. 02 and 0. 01 polyurethane condoms. They are vastly superior to latex condoms. You will really feel the difference.
StaticCouch
11-13-15, 13:59
VICTORY!
Also, try Sagami 0. 02 and 0. 01 polyurethane condoms. They are vastly superior to latex condoms. You will really feel the difference.Hey Natty, where do you get these in Patong? I heard / read good reviews on this but couldn't really find one. I've checked most of the 7/11's, family mart in and around Patong did not see any.
Any pointers would be great.
Member #4698
11-13-15, 14:14
Hey Natty, where do you get these in Patong? I heard / read good reviews on this but couldn't really find one. I've checked most of the 7/11's, family mart in and around Patong did not see any.The Sagami 0. 02 size large (black) and original regular (red) are available all over Bangkok (Sukhumvit) for 69 baht a piece. Expensive. I know, but worth it. Try the pharmacy on the east side of Soi 11 before you come to the Ambassador or the large Chinese run pharmacy on Sukumvit past the gas station situated on the Soi 4 corner. That's the 2nd pharmacy as you walk west on Sukhumvit from Soi 4. I don't know where you can buy Sagami 0. 01's in BKK. I just bought 25 (5 packs) from Amazon. It cost me a small fortune.
I am also not sure where to find them in Patong. Your best bet is to look for them in Boots or Watsons pharmacies. Just ask a clerk at one of these stores.
After 6 months, I am back in Phuket This is just a short, preliminary report of day 1. Arrived late in the afternoon at Summer Breeze. Got to Bangla at about 7:30 PM and it was getting busy, but still pretty tame. The dancing girl didn't come out to 9 AM, and the crowd was pretty large. Larger than it was last May.
I am on a time limit this evening as I had to get back to my hotel to log online as Comic Con International tickets are going on sale at 9 AM PST, which is midnight here. I need to log on to secure my place in the waiting line, then hang around to see if I get selected to purchase tickets.
I did walk up and down Bangla Road a bunch of times to see what was happening and to see if I remembered anyone. I didn't. Skipping some details, I went into Suzy Wong's 1 as I wanted to start my mongering off with a super beauty. My last visit there had me wondering if I was suffering age discrimination as no girl would come over to me. This time, a three girls sitting together waved me over as I entered. They were Roy, Wee and June (phonetic spelling). All so very cute. Another girl came over and somehow I ended up buying them all drinks. I leaned in Pattaya last time that just relaxing and not worrying about the prices of those drinks wasn't worth it. Well, what works in Pattaya may not work in Phuket. All 4 quickly left to go dance and only one came back after that. 880 Bhat pretty much down the drain there. I asked the one girl who came back (sorry, not sure which girl it was) if she was barfinable and she indicated yes, for 7,000 bhat. Ummmmmm. I just said "wow". She had wanted another LD before I asked how much, and with that, I was not inclined to buy another. She left after a minute deciding I was not going to pay her rate nor buy her another drink. I left a couple minutes after that. I presume the 7,000 included her fee and the bar fine, but I don't know for sure. I was prepared for 6,000 Bhat, and 7,000 really isn't that much more, but a man has to have his limits. I am back now to try to get those tickets, and I may not be done until after 1 AM here. Unless I fall asleep, I will go back out after afterwards and check for free lancers. Or try a different bar.
I will try to post more details of the day and events leading me back to Phuket tomorrow, as well as anything that may happen later tonight.
Good to be back in Phuket, but I especially can't wait to get back to Pattaya next Monday.
After 6 months, I am back in Phuket This is just a short, preliminary report of day 1. Arrived late in the afternoon at Summer Breeze. Got to Bangla at about 7:30 PM and it was getting busy, but still pretty tame. The dancing girl didn't come out to 9 AM, and the crowd was pretty large. Larger than it was last May.
I am on a time limit this evening as I had to get back to my hotel to log online as Comic Con International tickets are going on sale at 9 AM PST, which is midnight here. I need to log on to secure my place in the waiting line, then hang around to see if I get selected to purchase tickets.
I did walk up and down Bangla Road a bunch of times to see what was happening and to see if I remembered anyone. I didn't. Skipping some details, I went into Suzy Wong's 1 as I wanted to start my mongering off with a super beauty. My last visit there had me wondering if I was suffering age discrimination as no girl would come over to me. This time, a three girls sitting together waved me over as I entered. They were Roy, Wee and June (phonetic spelling)..Hey FL Hawk,
Glad you made your way back to Patong. How do you like the Summer Breeze? I think its cracking little hotel, have a blast and enjoy the delights of Bangla, tell the girls at the hotel I was asking for them. Can you give some up to date prices for FL's and bar chicks.
Cheers,
Del
StaticCouch
11-15-15, 10:38
The Sagami 0. 02 size large (black) and original regular (red) are available all over Bangkok (Sukhumvit) for 69 baht a piece. Expensive. I know, but worth it. Try the pharmacy on the east side of Soi 11 before you come to the Ambassador or the large Chinese run pharmacy on Sukumvit past the gas station situated on the Soi 4 corner. That's the 2nd pharmacy as you walk west on Sukhumvit from Soi 4. I don't know where you can buy Sagami 0. 01's in BKK. I just bought 25 (5 packs) from Amazon. It cost me a small fortune.
I am also not sure where to find them in Patong. Your best bet is to look for them in Boots or Watsons pharmacies. Just ask a clerk at one of these stores.Thanks Natty. Unfortunately BKK is not on agenda this time. I'll check on Amazon. I've checked in Watsons last month and the people had no clue. I'll probably check few Pharmacies around.
StaticCouch
11-15-15, 10:46
if she was barfinable and she indicated yes, for 7,000 bhat. Ummmmmm. I just said "wow". She had wanted another LD before I asked how much, and with that, I was not inclined to buy another. She left after a minute deciding I was not going to pay her rate nor buy her another drink. I left a couple minutes after that. I presume the 7,000 included her fee and the bar fine, but I don't know for sure. I was prepared for 6,000 Bhat, and 7,000 really isn't that much more, but a man has to have his limits. I am back now to try to get those tickets, and I may not be done until after 1 AM here. Unless I fall asleep, I will go back out after afterwards and check for free lancers. Or try a different bar.
7 K THB is high! I guess due to high season. Last month when I was there, was speaking to an usher outside Suzy's and he mentioned that prices goes by:
November 1st week Onwards. Till 23rd December: High Season.
December 24th. Jan 2nd: Peak Season.
Jan 3rd. Feb end: High Season.
Mar. April end: Medium Charges.
May onwards: Low Season.
Reading your post looks like December (new years) will be extremely expensive! I'll be there during that time again. Will have to come prepared.
Hey FL Hawk,
Glad you made your way back to Patong. How do you like the Summer Breeze? I think its cracking little hotel, have a blast and enjoy the delights of Bangla, tell the girls at the hotel I was asking for them. Can you give some up to date prices for FL's and bar chicks.
Cheers,
DelAt this moment, a single price point for Suzy Wong's 1 is 7,000 Bhat! I didn't even ask for ST or LT. So I have to assume it was ST. But I have complained about age discrimination there before, and maybe a younger dude would get a lower price. I think I was being used for LD's, which is ok, but do wonder if she found me too old for her tastes and jacked the price up accordingly.
Christian's is still 3,300 Bhat.
A late night, common FL girl, after the rain started and people scattered in the wee hours Saturday night (Sunday morning to be technical) was 1,000 Bhat.
A detailed report is in the making.
The Summer Breeze is not bad. Lugging my luggage up a single flight of stairs wasn't too bad, but a higher level would have been murder on me. I am no spring chicken. The girl at the front desk is very nice. The cleaning ladies are a riot. I really like the bed. Not like the rocks at see and and hotel. The place is a little hole in the wall and easy to miss, but if you are looking you will see the sign. Not a higher-end hotel by any means, but it is very nice and ideal for mongering along Bangla Road. LED flat screen, DVD player, largish refrigerator, nice furnishings, safe, air conditioning, a separate fan, tiled floor, etc. I would definitely pick this place over the see and and and would have no hesitation to return. Oh, and when your girl leaves at the end, they call you up before returning her ID. The see and and didn't always do that. But the see and and has a free breakfast.
Phuket Report, Day 1.
I managed to get back to Thailand again – my second trip there, with my first just 6 months ago. I submitted a detailed accounting of my trials and tribulations last May, and I will try to continue with that format again. Again, experienced mongers might cringe at my still-amateurish actions, but I am writing mainly for the fellow novices who have need of real life guidance. Lean from my mistakes.
Anyway, this trip was precipitated by my relationship with a real, authentic old-fashioned Thai girl that I met on OKCupid 2-1/2 years ago. It was after 2 years of messages and some phone calls that I decided to go to Thailand to meet her. She turned out to be a real sweetheart and her statement that she was a virgin, at 39 (now 40), was proved to be correct. This girl does indeed have a hymen made of Kevlar and, no, even on this latest trip, I have been unable to break through. Not sure if she has an unusually thick hymen or if there may be some sort of physical abnormality, but even gentle touching of that area causes he pain. I hoped she would have had it corrected by my second visit but, alas, she has not. Regardless of her desire to be deflowered, she realizes she needs to be opened up as she is at the age where she needs to start receiving annual pap smears and cervical exams. I hate to think a speculum will be the first thing inside her following some sort of surgery, but them's the breaks.
Anyway, I have spent the first 5-6 days with her in Bangkok messing around, and I will return to see her after 9 or 10 days of me messing around in Phuket and Pattaya, and we will spend the last 4 days or so together. So, here is the beginning of my report.
The flight to Phuket from BKK was uneventful on Thai Airways. They used a large Airbus A330-300 which was pretty much packed, but for some reason they don't park the plane at the terminal. You have to board a bus which transports you to the aircraft located on the tarmac. As a result, the plane did depart until 30 minutes past the schedule time. Air time was 1:10 and still on-schedule. It took a while for all the luggage to arrive. I then proceeded to secure transportation. Last time, see and and hotel sent a driver for me. This time I was on my own. I could have chosen for a taxi for 800 Bhat (the new price), but I am a cheap skate and chose a minibus for 180 Bhat. Don't make my mistake! It actually didn't take long to get a bus, but they stopped during the trip at a travel agency for the purported purpose of finding out where each passenger was going – what beach and what hotel. So we had to get out of the bus and go inside and show we had reservations and tell them where we were headed. They didn't with me, but with others they tried to sell them tour packages! Argh. That was upsetting. We wasted a good 20 minutes there. And then the traffic this late this Saturday afternoon was terrible. It took nearly 2 hours to get to my hotel, and there were still people aboard when I was dropped off. Not happy. But I saved $19!
I just commented on the Summer Breeze hotel where I am staying, so I won't say much more, other than I can highly recommend it for a single, male, Bangla Road mongerer. It was just before sunset and I quickly headed to the beach to take some sunset photos. Well, bummer, being so late in the year the sun sat behind some hills in the distance. In May, the sun set over the bay. Bummer, but I got some nice shots of the parasailers. I knew Bangla Road doesn't get going until after 8 or 9, even on a Saturday, so I tried to get some rest. I went over at around 8:30 and the crowd was large but the dancers didn't start coming out until 9. It was pretty crowded after that. I walked back and forth Bangla a number of times, repeating what I did in May. I was a little disappointed with the some of the dancers this time, but it did seem the quality and quantity improved as the night went on.
I already mentioned by experience at Suzy Wong's in a previous post. Total waste of time for me. I shall never bother to go there again. Hot girls, but way too expensive (at least for me), and I left feeling like I was used to get lady drinks. 3 of the 4 girls I bought a drink for never returned, and the one that did wanted more knowing she was going to rip me off on bar fine and her fee.
After I left, I continued walking and looking for FL girls or pretty dancers. But dern those LBs. Argh. All of the best looking "girls" were LBs. I would see a hot, obvious FL girl, go over, and then find she was a he. I may have passed by on a couple of real girls, not knowing for sure. Bummer.
The actual real-girl FLers seemed, again, to mostly hang out near the west end of BR. But I think a few were at the east end. Most of the LB FLers were in the middle. I think some real girls might have been hanging near the LBs, but I steered clear, for if you are hanging near the LBs, then the odds are that you are a LB too. A real girl shouldn't be hanging anywhere near the LBs! There was one cute FL that I walked by a couple of times but she avoided eye contact with me. I figured she found me too old, though some might say she was being shy or coy. Maybe. Some real girls did approach me and there was a triplet of girls in which one offered herself. I didn't care for her but I liked her friend, but they moved on before I decided to act. A loner eyes me and came over and offered herself for 1,500 Bhat. She was older, decent slim body, but the face was average for an older lady. I said maybe later.
But around 2 am it started to rain and the street cleared. That girl I just mentioned, Roy, found me and offered 1,000. Well, I had wanted a hottie to welcome me back to Phuket, but it was late, I was super tired and my feet were sore, so for $28, why not? So I took her back to my hotel. She did have a nice body with no obvious signs of childbirth. Her skin was smooth with few blemishes and I was surprised to find she had a nice set of natural see's hiding in there. She was nice, but a total bummer in the sack. Hardly any skill, no BJ at all, and she refused to use my Sagami. 01's, saying they were weak. She insisted on using her own, saying they would be better. I said she was throwing away a very expensive condom, but she didn't care. Just terrible service, but she was still nice about it. I was very tired by this point and could barely get it up, especially with her performance. But I got it inside her, mainly just to score another point, and then I went limp. She was genuinely sad at that and then said I could use my condom, but I really just wanted her to leave and for me to go to sleep. She did give me warnings about other girls, how some would steal from you and to never bring back two girls as they were more likely to steal, and to ask the hotel guard to check for LBs, so she wasn't a total disaster.
I had thought of visiting a disco, but they seemed to be piling people inside – young people – so what chance would a 60 why / o whose ears start ringing and can barely understand perfect English in a 120 dB environment accomplish? Maybe Sunday I will try, and at least get some experience to prepare for Pattaya.
Anyway, not a great start to my Phuket trip. I let my experience at Suzy Wong's get me down, and I walked around far too long without going into a bar and just relaxing. Things I should have known. I need to follow my own advice from last May better. I hope to do better tomorrow. I only have 3 nights here!
But to summarize. Susie Wong's wanted a whopping 7,000 bhat for, I presume, short time. A FL wanted 1,500 bhat, but relented to 1,000 after it started to rain. Crowd was heavy and I only noted one fight, which ended quickly without anyone getting beat up.
Phuket Report – Day 2.
This is my first of two full days in Phuket. It is Monday morning as I start writing this and hard to believe that I will be leaving tomorrow, but no need to be sad since my destination will be Pattaya!
Anyway, I Sept. Until about 9 AM then pulled myself out of bed. I needed to get some laundry done so after dressing and I headed out to find a laundry place. They are not hard to find. I dropped a plastic bag full of laundry off with the promise if would be ready the next morning. I then returned to my hotel to find two maids cleaning up my room. I had left a 40 Bhat tip and they thanked me for that. Both spoke some English and we exchanged pleasantries. They were pretty cool and very happy.
I grabbed my camera to go to the beach for some photos. The beach was fairly crowded. Lots of people were getting parasail rides and there were plenty of beach umbrellas up. Lots of Europeans, including a couple of pretty topless sunbathers, and plenty of Chinese. I walked the full length of the beach to the south, and much of way all to the north. The weather was quite warm and very humid.
The walking was taking a toll on my feet and ankles so I decided it was time to get a massage. But where should I go. There are MPs every 50 feet here is seems here, but Christin's was on my list as I have never had a body slide massage. I walked down to the place, which is easy to find with the huge pink sign out front. You walk inside then you have to go up a flight of stairs, then you turn to the left and there is the "fish bowl". I guess there were around 20 girls inside at the time (around 2:30 PM). Most were doable, but a little on the largish size, but no one really being fat. For me, there was no pushy host. He just told me the price and that it was all inclusive, and what girl did I want? It was a little overwhelming, and I felt self-conscious as the girls can see out. I was then left alone to make my choice. I narrowed in down to two fairly quickly. One seemed the slimmest of them all, with a pretty face, but there was one who looked to be a little older and with a few extra pounds who smiled and waved at me, so I chose her. I do believe that a better massage can be had from a 7 than from an 8, and having largish breasts for a soapy experience would prove more fun overall than a flat chested girl. I might be wrong, and girls are different, and I also know that a smile and a wave is not always indicative of her enthusiasm, whatever. The selection was made and I have no regrets.
The girl was #25, named Khung. She was pretty with firm and natural see's, nice legs, decent body but with a couple of extra pounds (I. E. She was not a spinner, but hardly chubby), with a pretty face, nice smile and nice legs. Her stomach had some minor stretch marks, but it was not excessive and her stomach was toned, so it was not a turn off. Her English was good and she was pleasant. Anyway, I paid the fee (3,300 Bhat all inclusive) and she took up upstairs in the elevator to her assigned room. The room was fairly large, with a comfortable bed, with a sunken area containing a shower, an open area for an air mattress, and a 2-person tub.
I was sweating and my clothes were wet from the high humidity and I quickly wanted to get out of them and get clean. She undressed and drew a lukewarm bath, which I wanted, with lots of soapy bubbles. She helped me get in and washed me all over. When clean, she got out to lay the air mattress down on the floor and soap it up, then she helped me get out of the tub and to lay face down on the mattress. With lots of liquidy suds, she wet me down and then began her body slide. It was quite sensual, with her rubbing her soft body all over mine. After a few minutes she had me flip over and that was really nice, seeing her naked body slip and slide over mine. After getting my full attention, it was time to rinse off and head to the bed. I got out my Sagami. 01's which she was happy to use, but unfortunately she used them for the BJ. It was a nice BJ, even if covered, as she took it slow and deep. She then climbed on top and entered me in cowboy, her pounding away for many minutes. We then switched to doggy then I finished in missionary. She kept me inside her until I started going limp, then cleaned me up, gave me another shower, then it time to dress and leave. Overall, it was not a GFE by any means, but she was pleasant and I never seemed rushed. Khung is recommended.
I then returned to my hotel. I was exhausted and wanted to nap, but instead I finished writing yesterday's report. Oh, somewhere in there I ate lunch at Subway. Subway, the one US eatery that is pretty much the same here as at home in the USA. Speaking of food, last night I tried KFC on Bangla Road. Yuck! I can understand that KFC, like most other US eateries (other than Subway), change their menu to suit local tastes, but the only things my chicken strips had in common with back home is the name and the logo featuring the Colonel! This chicken, which is crispy back home, was flavorless and mealy and simply disgusting. The meal included 6 strips (what a bargain I thought, as back home we only get 3! But I couldn't finish half of them. I would think that these places, when located where they serve mostly international customers, would be a bit more like back home. And no biscuits?! Haha.
Later in the evening it started pouring. I slept through it, but the rain stopped around 8 PM I guess, and I pulled myself out of bed at 9:30 and headed over the BR. For a Sunday night, it was hopping, though it did start to clear out by midnight.
In walking around, the girl / LB / thing or whatever who dogged me 6 months ago saw me and came over. She remembered me somehow and was happy to see me and told me about her trip to Portland. How the heck did this girl get a visa to enter the US? I finally ditched her, though she came back later and grabbed my hand. I twisted away and she didn't bug me anymore. Poor creature. Ugly, terrible voice. She was nice enough, just weird. I saw her hitting on a lot of older men, but this is the wrong profession for her.
Anyway, back to the story. I walked BR a couple of times and decided to go into the Lion's Bar when a dancer I was eying spotted me in the street and smiled, waving me to come in. I did and sat down at a table where I could see her dance. A cute little spinner with the kind of long hair I would love to touch, and if she was barfinable, I would BF her. Well, sheesh, after I came in she barely looked at me. Maybe I still just don't understand. I had thought that the BFable girls wore numbers, but I really didn't see ANY dancer at any bar on BR with numbers. Does that mean none of them are BRable anymore? After I sat down, a dancer did come over to me but I waved her off, wanting the cutie, but I don't know if these dancers just want a LD or if they are BFable. Anyway, after the cutie ended her dancing, she walked right passed me. I had not seen anyone approach her during her dancing, so I miffed and decided to leave. Why would she have waved me in if she wasn't at least going to try to get a LD out of me? There was nothing in it for her if she ignored me. Sigh.
So I went up and down BR again to check for FLers before venturing into an agogo. There were some decent girls out, but I wanted quality, so I decided to try Diablo. I had success here last May (though I may have misidentified the club in my report – it is the one right next to Suzy Wong's 1). I went inside and there was a nice selection of girls. Not like SWs by any means, but some real cuties. One named Aleen came over and sat next to me. She was quite pretty, with a nice smile and tight little body. Not quite a spinner, but close enough. We talked a little (difficult as it was so loud and her English was spotty) and hit it off. Her cute smile won me over. Before I went into the club, however, I inquired about the bar fine, and it was 800 Bhat. There was no differentiation between ST or LT. So, after a while sitting with the girl and buying her a LD, the mama san came over and asked if I wanted to take Aleen out and I said sure. Aleen was happy and the mama san was all smiles and thumbs up, implying I made a good choice. I paid the fine but never got a good response on how much Aleen would be. Oh, well, time to live dangerously. Aleen wnt off to change clothes, and when she came back out, she looked really hot. She was in short-shorts, semi-high high heels and with a NY Yankies baseball cap. Really, really cute. Almost drooling hot.
Let me interject here that every Thai hotel I have stayed at has these devices by the door where you insert your room key. It can be an electronic, credit-card sized key with a slot, or it can be a magnetic dongle or whatever attached to a key. In either case, you insert the card or the dongle into a slot, and that allows power to be applied to the room. If you leave the room, you pull out your card / dongle and after a minute power gets cut, and that means your AC goes off. So, if it is hot outside and you leave your room for any period of time, it will get hot and humid and when you return, it will take a while for the room to cool down, and then it may be hours before the moisture is removed. I understand this is a power saver, but it is a bummer. I like to leave and return many times during the day, so this is a headache to me. So, for this trip I came prepared. I noticed last time that the dongles contained a magnet, so this time I brought a good, thin magnet with me, attached with tape to a popsicle stick. When I leave the room (after the maids have cleaned), I insert the magnet and when I return, my room is cool and dehumidified!
Sorry, but when Aleen and I returned, we returned to a nice, cool room. We strip down, took a shower and moved to the bed. She then mentioned her price, 2,000 Bhat, which I thought was fair enough for an hour or so. She started off fast, but I slowed her down. She said I liked to touch a lot, and I agreed that I liked to take it slow. I have had enough orgasms in my life and have found it is the slow stuff, the touching, that was what really mattered. She was ok with it. She was not a GFE by any means, but accommodating. After touching she started playing with the boys then started a fairly nice BBBJ. She then had no issue with my Sagami. 01's, and she entered my from the cowboy position. She had to work herself onto me, as she was quite tight.
As she rode me like a true expert, I looked at her. She had a number of tattoos, which I don't like, but I can deal with them. Small breasts (she wants to get them enlarged), very soft skin and shaven. She is probably around 30. In the club I thought she was closer to 25, but in the less-flattering hotel light I could see the very beginning signs of aging. Still, she was a very pretty girl and she was really getting into the action. Eventually she tires and we switch to doggie. Now, having just released maybe 11 hours ago, I am not totally sure if I can do it again, especially with a condom. But this cutie is so tight and wet enough on her own than I can feel her insides, so with the tightness and warmth, I can feel the beginnings of pop 2 rumbling within. I switch to missionary and, yes, I soon erupting deep within her.
She is less comfortable with me staying inside her that Khung was, so I pull out and she immediately pulls the condom off of me. She said she likes to see how much a guy comes, and sure enough, she held it up and squeegeed all the liquid down to see.
I showed again and we cleaned up. I paid her fee; she asked for a tip for taxi money so I gave her an additional 100 Bhat. We talked a little longer then she went on her way, saying she was going to go home as she was tired.
So, to summarize day two, I did Khung at Christin's for 3,300 Bhatt (plus 200 Bhat tip) for a nice body slide and FS. Then later Aleen from Diablo's for 800 Bhat far fine and 2,000 Bhat for her (plus 100 Bhat tip).
For tomorrow: I am wondering about the super disparity in prices between SW and Diablos. The slightly better looking girls at SW does not support the 2 x price difference with Diablo. Maybe tomorrow I will stop by SWs and ask the dudes out front what the BF is. I know, I said I would never go back, but I want to resolve the alleged age discrimination thing there. Surely there are a couple of cuties in there who aren't repulsed by an old man with a decent body.
And I may visit a regular MP in the afternoon as well. With two shots on Day 2, I will be in a depleted state on Day 3 (how do some you guys manage to cum multiple times per day, day after day? But I can at least get it up in my old age with proper physical stimulation. Viagra sure helps, but my experience is that is makes it harder to ejaculate. But I will journey down to Soi Kepsab and see what is offered.
And, also, I may visit a disco. Still have not done that here this trip. I have observed them and there are far more guys than girls that go in, so I kind of assume it would be a waste of time.
And I should probably resolve the issue about why the dancers at the BR open bars do not wear numbers anymore. I suppose one of you guys could explain this. My problem is that I am fimdind it more difficult to understand words in a loud environment, especially when the speakers is not speaking good English. The time or two I have tried to ask about the meaning of the different outfits the girls wear (in the past, girls wearing one color were coyotes or premium girls), I simply do not understand what they are saying, nor do I know if they even understand my question. You think they would post signs. Sigh.
LeukeMan44
11-16-15, 12:55
For tomorrow: I am wondering about the super disparity in prices between SW and Diablos. The slightly better looking girls at SW does not support the 2 x price difference with Diablo. Maybe tomorrow I will stop by SWs and ask the dudes out front what the BF is. I know, I said I would never go back, but I want to resolve the alleged age discrimination thing there. Surely there are a couple of cuties in there who aren't repulsed by an old man with a decent body.
FL Hawk.
You are talking about age discrimination. May I ask your age?
Thanks,
Sander
Li'll late I guess but try the below links:
http://sex-holidays.com/
http://www.alternativephuket.com/
A friend from Australia tried alternative phuket and was fine with the service and girls provided. Slightly on the expensive side though. Russians in phuket are not too many hence are very expensive unlike BKK where I can spend quality time with a.
Russian chick for 3-5 K THB. Girls in Moulin Rouge are pretty good and humble, where as L'more girls are very rude, smelly but look great and are expensive. Would suggest Hollywood disco VIP section girls, there are quite a few stunners (thai), I was there about a week.
Ago and was pleasantly surprised.
Stay Safe, Bang Safe, Party hard!
StaticThanks for the advice! Will check out the urls and the places you mentioned and hopefully report soon on the great time I've had Cheers buddy!
PaulAlbert
11-17-15, 10:54
Ugh, I met the most amazing massage girl last week on Rat you Thit and I have been spending everyday with her since. I'm not really a fan of the beer bar / gogo bar scene, too loud and noisy for my liking. She's young, fit, and beautiful, nice see cups, I boom boom everyday on the last four days with her, she's a fantastic lover and very playful, and now I have to leave in 2 days, this makes me sad.
LeukeMan44
11-18-15, 09:50
Ugh, I met the most amazing massage girl last week on Rat you Thit and I have been spending everyday with her since. I'm not really a fan of the beer bar / gogo bar scene, too loud and noisy for my liking. She's young, fit, and beautiful, nice see cups, I boom boom everyday on the last four days with her, she's a fantastic lover and very playful, and now I have to leave in 2 days, this makes me sad.Hi PaulAlbert,
Let me know where we can find this beauty. I'm in 7 weeks in Patong.
Perhaps I can sponsor her a few days.
Thanks,
Sander
For tomorrow: I am wondering about the super disparity in prices between SW and Diablos. The slightly better looking girls at SW does not support the 2 x price difference with Diablo. Maybe tomorrow I will stop by SWs and ask the dudes out front what the BF is. I know, I said I would never go back, but I want to resolve the alleged age discrimination thing there. Surely there are a couple of cuties in there who aren't repulsed by an old man with a decent body.
FL Hawk.
You are talking about age discrimination. May I ask your age?
Thanks,
SanderMost would say I am 55.
I never did go back to SW. I doubt there is any overt discrimination or intention to discriminate, as has been previously discussed however. It probably just depends on the girls, and they are hot and they may hold out for those not nearly old enough to be their grandfather.
PaulAlbert
11-18-15, 18:21
I would love to my friend, I am here for another 2 months back and forth between here and Ko Samui, I can't afford to let her go, she really is the best fuck and hottest massage girl here, I asked her for longtime and she only does shorttime in the parlour or at you hotel. She works at Chantara Spa on Rat you Thit. You'll know here when you see her, curly black hair with blonde streaks, a real stunner. 2000 baht for short time in parlour, and 500 baht to massage shop for take home. I've had her 5 times now, she is the best.
Hi PaulAlbert,
Let me know where we can find this beauty. I'm in 7 weeks in Patong.
Perhaps I can sponsor her a few days.
Thanks,
Sander
Phuket Report – Day 3.
This will be my last mongering day in Phuket before heading to the world's mega mongering capital of the world, Pattaya! Today, I woke up around 9 am and again dragged myself out of bed for breakfast and to pick up my laundry. I then came back to my hotel to write most of yesterday's trip report, and at about 1 PM I set off to explore the other MPs of Phuket beside Christin's. I headed south to Soi Kepsab. I was going to make a reconnaissance pass of the area before choosing a place, but each place I passed had a lady come out and accost me. The first place had a fairly attractive girl come over, but something bugged me about her and I had to ask if she was a real girl or not. She admitted to being a he. I was not going to stop there regardless, but I said he / she looked great and to have a nice day. The next place didn't really have anyone I would have been interested in. At the third place, the last one on the left before the why with another road, an older, chubby lady comes out to stop me. I sure don't want her, but she offers other ladies. There is actually a young, pretty and cute girl out front, and I am offered her. I consider her and would definitively come back if I could find no one better, but I say I want to walk around some more. I get the standard "why do you want to do that? You can have her / me now!" I am a tempted by the cute girl, but I start to move on and the lady grabs hold of me. I hate that. But she says to look inside, and she says something about "big mama" and I see a very attractive woman standing inside, with a very nice rack and wonderful figure, smiling at me. Ummmmmm. She walks out to me, smiling, and I am smitten. She had a unique look about her. She did not look like a typical Thai girl. I later found out she is part Malay, and she looks rather stunning. Those double DDs were poking out and calling my name, so I relented. Even if there are no extras, and even if she remains covered, paying 300 Bhat to stare at them, her face and her body for an hour will be worth it. She takes me upstairs (a good sign) to the last bed chamber. By bed chamber, I mean there were a bunch of beds separated by a curtain. I doubt there was much more than 12" between the beds, but at least the curtains were opaque. She turns on the AC system and has me strip and lay down. She comes back soon and asks something about if I want to start now or later. I assumed she meant do I want a massage now or do I want boom boom now, but I am not sure. But I said "massage" so she had me lay on my stomach and she starts a very nice oil massage. After maybe 15 minutes she has me turn over and she smiles and asks what I want. I say "boom boom?" She says It will be 300 to the house for the massage (which I was already obligated for) and 3,000 for her. I thought 3,000 was high, even with those nice breasts that I had not seen in full glory yet, so I countered with 2,000. She readily agreed. She undressed, revealing a wonderful body. Not a spinner, but tight and toned, dark all over, awesome curves and that lovely face. This was one awesome woman. Not a girl, a real woman with a classical woman's body. Totally awesome. Nothing is perfect, with her tattoos being distracting on such a lovely body and, of course, her breasts are bolt-ONS, but very nicely done. Unfortunately this was not going to be a GFE. She got right to work pretty quickly. I said I wanted to use my own condom, and she was amused that I carried them around. I said I was single (to which she expressed amazement) and that being in Thailand a single dude has to be prepared. She put it on before I was really ready, starting a CBJ. After the initial disappointment, she got me at full attention, as she pretty much took in the whole thing in. Very nice but, well a CBJ is a CBJ. After a few minutes she mounted me and went to work. She moaned much of time and performed very well. Since I had two pops yesterday, I really didn't think I would be able to pop again until at least this evening, but we switched to missionary and I could almost feel the beginnings of a third eruption. I might have been able to finish with some intense concentration, but I just wanted to enjoy looking at her wonderful body and see myself going in and out of her. We switched to doggie and I almost thought she was going to orgasm, but I suppose that while it might have been good for her (women have noted these thin condoms are better for them too), I was getting tired and I stopped. She was willing to go on, but I said I partied too hard the day before and wish I had stopped by to see her yesterday. She offered a HJ but I said no, that I was ok and happy. And I was. We finished with an old fashioned shower, where we went to the bathroom and she splashed cool water over me with a cooking pan taken from a big barrel of stored water. It was a shock, but refreshing. Guys, I normally go for spinners, but this woman was an awesome experience mentally. Again, not a GFE, but she is pleasant and a feast for the eyes. No hint of stretch marks I could see; her Malay looks are unique for MP girls; and she is one provider I would love to see again due to her looks. Unfortunately, that won't happen as I will leave tomorrow. Well, she comes to work and 11, and if I don't leave until 1 PM, I might be able to work it out. Haha Oh, the name of the place is something like Roongthip 1. Again, it is the last MP coming from Thanon Ratuthit Songroipi on Soi Kapsap, just prior to the why where it joins with Soi Kaptrap.
After Bnow, I returned to my hotel to recover and planned how to spend the rest of my final full day in Phuket before leaving tomorrow. I had a checklist of things from yesterday to accomplish, so now visiting a regular MP crosses one of the items off the list.
The rest of my day is not worth talking about. The expected rain did not come and I was back on BR around 9:30 PM. Again, it was very crowded and, to my ears, the bars were playing the music even louder on this Monday night. Now, prior to my reporting anything, let me admit that I am not the most perceptive person in the world. I can walk by places a dozen times and not notice anything about it. Well, I realized on this day that what I thought was one big club was actually composed of a number of smaller clubs. I guess that explains the different colored outfits the dancers are wearing! Duh! And why so many girls are out in the street trying to pull you in and set you down at a particular bar. Lips Bar is right next to Lions Bar. They share the same band. Bar Funk 3 is a small area next to Crazy Horse and a couple of other small bars. Crazy.
There was a really hot spinner dancing at Bar Funk 3. I let one of the girls out front drag me in, after I confirmed that the dancers were BFable. I think the girl who drug me in, who was a bit chunky, thought that maybe I was asking about BFing her, so she sat down with me. She said the BF was 1000 Bhat and the girl was 2000 LT. She sat me down across from the spinner I was interested in then started massaging my neck. Well, I needed to get rid of her and when she asked for a LD, I just gave her 100 be to go away. Cheaper than the 200 to 220 be for a LD, and she probably go more money, so she was happy. Never made eye contact with the spinner and soon her dance time was up and she disappeared. There was another cute one, and she smiled at me some, but she was in serious eye contact with some young dude and when she was finished dacning she bee-lined straight to him.
I then went back to the Lions Bar, or maybe it was Lips Bar? Same building, same band. There was a super cute spinner sitting alone and I sat next to her. We talked some. She looked sad and bored, but it was because the band there was playing music the dancers could not dance to. One dancer was just standing and another just kind of moved her hips. The band was technically fine, just not want you want the play in a gogo bar! I asked about BFing her but she politely declined. She pointed out another girl, but I was not all that interested.
I went back to a bar behind Xanzibar, Stars Light. There was a really cute spinner dancing and I let one of the street girls out front drag me inside. She wanted me to buy her a drink but I declined, being 220 bhat here. But she had sat me down next to where the spinner was dancing. We smiled and, leaving out a few details, she was forthright about asking me if I wanted boom boom. Yes! Well, er, wait. Something didn't quite feel right. Could this cutie, in the bra-top hiding what might be a pair of smallish bolt-ONS, and in a super short, super tight set of shorts possibly be a he? I asked, and understand the music was loud and my hearing comprehension is not so good in loud environments, especially with those who have spotty English, but she seemed to indicate that she, in fact, was a LB! Wow. Now at this time, the girl who hauled me in came by and asked if I was going to BF this girl. I said no, because she was a LB. The girl said no, that she was a girl. Huh? I asked the dancer again, and she seemed again to be saying she was a LB. I looked closely at her shorts and they seemed too tight to be hiding a dick and balls in there, so I was totally confused. They offered another girl who was dancing next to her, who was clearly a real girl, but not quite what I wanted. Sigh. I gave a small tip to the spinner girl / dude and left. Sheesh. I still don't know if the spinner was a dude or not. But my final decision was based on the fact she was not speaking much. She used hand gestures to communicate she wanted boom boom, though that presumable because it was so loud in there one needed to use hand gestures. But still, a "girl" no talking much often means she is hiding their voice, which is usually a dead giveaway.
I then, per my plan, decided to check out a disco or two. I went to Seduction. It was super loud and crowded. I saw no possibility for me to hook up with anyone there. I then went to VIP. It was much larger inside, but with ear splitting music. Many more tables to sit at, and there were lots of girls but, again, not my thing. Plus it was too loud for me to be able to engage in any kind of conversation anyway. I stayed a while and enjoyed my free popcorn, but then left before my ears started bleeding.
It was my now approaching 1 AM and I was anxious to find my cutie. I was about to head to an agogo in Soi Sea Dragon but decided to first do a final FL check. I saw two cute girls near the beach end of BR. One had blonde hair and was in short shorts and a cut off shirt. She was pretty hot, but maybe a pound or two more than I really wanted. She was next to a dark haired girl in a black dress. She was certainly not dressed like a hooker. The blonde waved me over when she saw I was looking at them. Walking over, I figured I would take the blond, but the blond was trying to pawn me on the other girl. The more I looked at her, the more I liked her. She was this young, dark-haired beauty almost. The blond wanted a three way which in hind sight I should have agreed to, but I settled for one, and it was the dark haired one.
She said she was 1,500ST, which was reasonable I felt. We headed back to my hotel, and the more I looked at her the more beauty I saw. Early 20's, she was pretty enough that she didn't need to dress wild to get attention. She said she does FL every night and had seen me before. She is not a big talker, so I suspect this will not be a GFE, but I do hope the rest of her body looks as good. At the hotel she asks for shower, but she showers alone. I take mine when she is done and when I come out she reveals a stunning body to me. This girl has the most lovely, soft skin and her breasts were absolutely perfect. Large be or small see all natural, firm flesh. OMG. Her figure was perfect and skin totally free of blemishes. No tats to ruin her beauty. I don't often give numerical ratings, but her body was a 10.
But, of course, she was a star fish. I am glad that I took a half Viagra tablet just after I met her and that it started to kick in just as we lied down, so I was able to get really hard. We did the three standard positions, no BJ at all, but that was ok. So, nothing special about the performance, but she was accommodating and pleasant at least. She truly had an awesome body. Not the classical, womanly body of Bnow, but the perfect body of a petite sweet young thing that would make you drool if you saw her in a bikini on the beach. This is one girl I would also see twice, and that is not very often for me.
So this ends my Phuket report. I left the next day for Pattaya, and my Thailand report will continue on the Pattaya board.
I Am What I Am
11-19-15, 13:34
I have a question if I may.
I am going to Pattaya next month for the first time and I was wondering about the freelances on Beach Road.
I know there a lot around Walking Street end of Beach Road.
Are there any near Soi 6-7 and the end of Beach Road.
Many thanks for any answers.
but she seemed to indicate that she, in fact, was a LB! Wow. Now at this time, the girl who hauled me in came by and asked if I was going to BF this girl. I said no, because she was a LB. The girl said no, that she was a girl. Huh? I asked the dancer again, and she seemed again to be saying she was a LB. I looked closely at her shorts and they seemed too tight to be hiding a dick and balls in there, so I was totally confused. They offered another girl who was dancing next to her, who was clearly a real girl, but not quite what I wanted. Sigh. I gave a small tip to the spinner girl / dude and left. Sheesh. I still don't know if the spinner was a dude or not.Thanks for taking the time to write up your entertaining reports. Some girls define "Ladyboy" as a pre-op transgender. Once they get sliced, the girls will say they are girls, not ladyboys. So a better question than "is she a ladyboy" would be "did she once have a penis?" I learned about this while drinking at a beer bar inside NEP and watching the tall, manly ladies in Straps agogo parading about the balcony. I asked the bar girl twice if they were ladyboys and she replied both times, "no! Ladies!" Then I asked if they were born with a penis and she said "yes".
With agogos that feature a mix of ladies, ladyboys, coyotes (non-barfinable) and coyotes (barfineable), all in a state of flux, it is becoming difficult to simply walk in, buy a girl a drink, pay BF and walk out with her. As far as I know, the Rainbow bars in NEP are the only agogos that feature only ladies (no coyotes, no ladyboys). But you have to be on your game to compete with the Japanese in those bars.
Enjoy Pattaya! I'm looking forward to your next report.
FreeWillyBruh
11-20-15, 00:41
I have a question if I may.
I am going to Pattaya next month for the first time and I was wondering about the freelances on Beach Road.
I know there a lot around Walking Street end of Beach Road.
Are there any near Soi 6-7 and the end of Beach Road.
Many thanks for any answers.What. I stay on Soi 8 and have found a few to be scattered around the end of the Soi's you reference but more congregate nearer WS like you state. Worth the extra walk or Baht bus ride.
Blanquiceleste
11-20-15, 01:35
I have a question if I may.
I am going to Pattaya next month for the first time and I was wondering about the freelances on Beach Road.
I know there a lot around Walking Street end of Beach Road.
Are there any near Soi 6-7 and the end of Beach Road.
Many thanks for any answers.I have 2 answers for you -.
1. This is the Phuket thread. You won't find answers for Pattaya here.
2. If you RTFF on the Pattaya thread you will find answers to the questions above in a lot more detail. A wealth of information there!
I am going to be in Thailand as part of an SE Asia vacation, traveling solo. I'll come to Phuket on Dec 18 from Siem Reap. I chose Phuket as my primary destination as I'm interested in tourism and sight-seeing. As such, reading the forum has been very helpful and I can find most answers. However, there's one thing I haven't been able to get a sense of and I was hoping somebody might address it.
1) How far will the girls go with you for a LT? Do they remain within the immediate vicinity of Bangla or will they venture out of that area? My understanding has been that the major night life area is just Soi Bangla though I am sure there would be more far flung bars. I was looking at Royal Phawadee Village hotel, which seems like a block away.
2) What options do you have to find girls if you stay a bit more far off. Say at Kamala Beach or farther? As I am trying to mix a vacation into this, I also want some more relaxing picturesque hotels. I figure I might stay for a couple of days near Bangla and then move out to more outer areas.
Thanks for any help! I'll make sure I report back with in-depth trip reports.
StaticCouch
11-22-15, 19:24
I have a question if I may.
I am going to Pattaya next month for the first time and I was wondering about the freelances on Beach Road.
I know there a lot around Walking Street end of Beach Road.
Are there any near Soi 6-7 and the end of Beach Road.
Many thanks for any answers.This should have been posted in Pattaya Forum. Isn't it?
StaticCouch
11-22-15, 19:47
I am going to be in Thailand as part of an SE Asia vacation, traveling solo. I'll come to Phuket on Dec 18 from Siem Reap. I chose Phuket as my primary destination as I'm interested in tourism and sight-seeing. As such, reading the forum has been very helpful and I can find most answers. However, there's one thing I haven't been able to get a sense of and I was hoping somebody might address it.
1) How far will the girls go with you for a LT? Do they remain within the immediate vicinity of Bangla or will they venture out of that area? My understanding has been that the major night life area is just Soi Bangla though I am sure there would be more far flung bars. I was looking at Royal Phawadee Village hotel, which seems like a block away.
2) What options do you have to find girls if you stay a bit more far off. Say at Kamala Beach or farther? As I am trying to mix a vacation into this, I also want some more relaxing picturesque hotels. I figure I might stay for a couple of days near Bangla and then move out to more outer areas.
Thanks for any help! I'll make sure I report back with in-depth trip reports.Well. Soi Bangla or Bangla Road (BR) is the meting pot. Mostly (from my experience) families stay around Karon / Kata & Kamala beach and come here for all the action. Doesn't mean no families stay in and around Patong beach. But 90% of the action happens in and around.
BR. I was staying just opposite to Royal Phawadee hotel last month and before that, it is about 10 min walk to BR from the hotel and 5 min walk to the beach. I will be there again around 25th Dec. (5th time this year!
Girls generally prefer to stay around Patong area as venturing out to other areas become quite taxing and Tuk Tuks will charge you a bomb during this season. If you have your own vehicle then might be a good idea to take them away from patong. It is advisable to.
Be in walking range for quick sessions if you'd like and most girls prefer that. LT might happen but I have experienced that happens at the fag end of the night till morning which is quite taxing on both parties.
Most of the Thai & Russian girls stay in Nanai road which is about 10-15 min on two wheeler, but away from the beach and the hotels there would be cheaper. Again it would be away from all the action. The Royal PV hotel would be a good option as it close to the.
Main area and easily accessible at any time of the day / night. You can always venture to Karon / Kata / Kamala beach through the day.
Try the Surf House in Kata it is the place to be in the day. No action but if you need to chill out. There used to be Nikki Beach Club in Choeng Thale but now seems to be closed, not sure it opened again. Check, if it is, then not to be missed.
Hope this helps.
Stay Safe, Bang Safe.
Static!
Member #4698
11-22-15, 20:31
I am going to be in Thailand as part of an SE Asia vacation, traveling solo. I'll come to Phuket on Dec 18 from Siem Reap. I chose Phuket as my primary destination as I'm interested in tourism and sight-seeing.
1) How far will the girls go with you for a LT? Do they remain within the immediate vicinity of Bangla or will they venture out of that area? My understanding has been that the major night life area is just Soi Bangla though I am sure there would be more far flung bars. I was looking at Royal Phawadee Village hotel, which seems like a block away.
2) What options do you have to find girls if you stay a bit more far off. Say at Kamala Beach or farther? As I am trying to mix a vacation into this, I also want some more relaxing picturesque hotels. I figure I might stay for a couple of days near Bangla and then move out to more outer areas.
Thanks for any help! I'll make sure I report back with in-depth trip reports.I think it is best to stay in Patong close to Bangla Road if you are interested in fooling around at night and then to get out and about exploring the island during the day. I stayed at the Royal Phawadee in their deluxe suite a while back and I really liked this hotel. The location of the hotel is hard to beat with respect to Bangla Road and Patong Beach since both destinations are very easy, short walks, yet Sawatdirak Road is a quiet and a more relaxed soi with only a few other hotels and a couple of small bars. You will not have any trouble bringing girls back to the Royal Phawadee.
I hear Karon Beach has some girly bars, but I imagine it is nothing like Bangla Road. It might be worth a look / see one night if you get tired of Patong, but I would not recommend staying on Karon for that purpose. And Katherine Massage is a real good place to check out. This is the best massage parlor on the island! It is located near Phuket Town. They offer outcall and inhouse services. Obviously the outcall service to your hotel is more costly, plus you have to select a girl without seeing her in person which why I recommend going to this place at least for your first time.
http://www.katherine-escort.com/
As for recreational daytime activities: I strongly recommend renting a motorcycle or small car in order to get around and visit the better Phuket Beaches. Kamala Beach and Surin Beach to the north are very nice as is Nai Harn Beach to the south. Patong Beach is ok, but you would be doing yourself a great injustice to come all the way to Phuket Island and not spend some quality daylight hours on these better beaches. So the one piece of advice I give you is stay in Patong at the Royal Phawadee, enjoy Bangla Road at night and rent some form of motor vehicle transportation so you can explore the rest of the island beaches and Katherine Escort Massage (nod wink wink ) to your heart's content during the daytime. Just follow the coastal road and you will not encounter much traffic and I think you will have a real good time. Then when you return home to Patong you will be able to fully partake in the best nightlife available on the island. It is the best of both worlds.
I think it is best to stay in Patong close to Bangla Road...
.... You can always venture to Karon / Kata / Kamala beach through the day. Thank you Natty and Static for your excellent recommendations and advice. It was far more than what I was expecting to get and I think you have given me very useful ideas.
I'll go ahead and stay at Royal Phawadee Village. I actually got the original idea by looking at Natty's post from 2013. Seems like a nice balance between basic and upmarket resorts, not too far away from the hustle and bustle. Recent online reviews complain of construction taking place next door but say it's fine inside the building.
I think Static's idea of exploring the island beaches and other areas as day trips will probably work. Thank for you for the idea about Surf House. Nikki Beach Club's site depicts it as awesome! Regrettably, they have put a sign saying it's closed. .
I'll definitely check out Katherine Massage! Can we get real massages there, not just a fake half-hearted one? Something extra is always good but I also might like real massage work.
StaticCouch
11-24-15, 20:31
Can we get real massages there, not just a fake half-hearted one? Something extra is always good but I also might like real massage work.If you need real massage without extras there are few in Patong, below are few:
1.) Next to Best Western Hotel on Phangmeuang Soi 5 minutes walk from BR through Sansabai Soi, The name of the SPA is "Lets Relax". I've been there early this year and they are thorough professional. Slightly expensive.
2.) Jungceylon Mall basement, there is a SPA (Don't remember the name) but very professional and reasonable charges.
3.) Pimnara Spa in Jungceylon, very professional and slightly expensive (It is a Boutique Hotel and Spa).
4.) Let's Relax has a smaller branch on Rat-you-Thit Rd, if you continue to walk past Jungceylon Mall (being on your left) about 5-7 minutes you'll find this SPA on your left.
5.) You can also try Thara Patong Hotel and Resort Spa, it is bang opposite The Royal PV, not the best looking girls but very professional service.
Hope the above helps.
Stay Safe, Bang Safe.
Static!
I tried following instructions here for how to find the 700 baht blowjobs at [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s Bar in Bangla Rd.
I found Suzie Wong's in the soi off Bangla. Actually there seems to be two Suzie Wong; s, quite close to each other in that soi.
The instructions here then said look for a bar with pool tables named Monica's Bar opposoite Suzie's.
Nope. Could not see it anywhere. And could not see the sign that reads "[CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s Lounge" for upstairs anywhere either.
Help! Can anyone offer assistance?
If you need real massage without extras there are few in Patong, below are few:
Static!Thank you, I might probably take advantage of one of these! Need stuff to fill my days with, too Actually, I wish could do the nightlife part during daytime as well, ha! I'm really not a night person and have found that overnight LTs tend to spoil the following day for me.
Finishing off planning my trip at this point. I might see if I can find some more adult-oriented entertainment. I understand Suzi wong's might be a good place even though it's overpriced for STs. I don't mind buying a ladydrink or two but probably don't want to end up doing that for a parade of girls. It doesn't seem as if Phuket is a good place for shows (adult / risque / burlesque), so I might just do the beach / beach bar relaxation thing.
Thank you, I might probably take advantage of one of these! Need stuff to fill my days with, too Actually, I wish could do the nightlife part during daytime as well, ha! I'm really not a night person and have found that overnight LTs tend to spoil the following day for me.
Finishing off planning my trip at this point. I might see if I can find some more adult-oriented entertainment. I understand Suzi wong's might be a good place even though it's overpriced for STs. I don't mind buying a ladydrink or two but probably don't want to end up doing that for a parade of girls. It doesn't seem as if Phuket is a good place for shows (adult / risque / burlesque), so I might just do the beach / beach bar relaxation thing.To monger that is, unless you're a local and know a lot of people you will be at a disadvantage. You are big time prey there and Suzi Wongs is ground zero, the hottest pussy is there BTW.
There are other bars scattered about that will also work you for drinks and leave you disappointed. There is a way around this though.
I found on my short stay that the massage ladies all over the area might give you a GFE experience. You have to interview them on the sidewalk about what you want. Don't expect a good massage. Most of these massage places (if not all) have amateur massage ladies that have no clue about massaging a human body, maybe one part of it but that's it.
If you're under 40 and have some game Phuket could get really good. Otherwise it a sellers market all the way. Karon Beach is quite awesome. Have fun, be patient.
Ralph Kramden
11-29-15, 13:51
To monger that is, unless you're a local and know a lot of people you will be at a disadvantage. You are big time prey there and Suzi Wongs is ground zero, the hottest pussy is there BTW.
There are other bars scattered about that will also work you for drinks and leave you disappointed. There is a way around this though.
I found on my short stay that the massage ladies all over the area might give you a GFE experience. You have to interview them on the sidewalk about what you want. Don't expect a good massage. Most of these massage places (if not all) have amateur massage ladies that have no clue about massaging a human body, maybe one part of it but that's it.
If you're under 40 and have some game Phuket could get really good. Otherwise it a sellers market all the way. Karon Beach is quite awesome. Have fun, be patient.I can't wait until 12/24 to get on that beach and then into the surf. Nice photo.
Traveller747
12-05-15, 23:42
I was approached by this lady while watching the dancers, sipping my beer and checking the talent. She was all business but I liked her equipment. We agreed on 1500 short time in the transient hotel nearby. Joinerfee in my hotel is 1500, way to much!
On the short walk to the hotel she seemed to avoid holding my hand. I was worried about her being a starfish. In the room she wanted money first and showing me the naked facts, which were very appealing, she tried to set the pricetag higher in a friendly way, but I said: maybe afterwards. She sat next to my clothing while I took a shower and I was worried she might help herself to an upgrade.
On the bed she avoided kissing, shit. So missionary with some lube it was. She performed a good show for me, even without kissing. The combination of appealing body plus businesslike coolness and believable show made me come unusual fast. My own ultrathin condoms helped a lot.
While she took a shower I checked my financial resources: a 1000 Baht note, wich I keep seperate, was missing! So when she wanted a tip, I accused her of helping herself already. She didn't argue, neither did I. Just left her, I took it as an experience.
On the way home I recalculated my expenses and found out: the 1000 weren't missing after all, just miscalculated. To late to apologize.
Traveller747
12-06-15, 06:40
I saw her on the first evening in Patong, when nothing held me in my room to check out Bangla Road. Her beauty called out for me from afar, but I didn't want to barfine anyone. Even more important: I didn't want to spoil a promising occasion by my tiredness and jetlag. The next day I couldn't find her.
One day later I saw her again sitting at the bar of Oscar on the corner across from Tai Pan. My other head took over control and I found myself sitting next to her for pleasantries. In my eyes she is a real beauty, 32, from the north, slim not skinny, a nice handful of boobs. I didn't even negotiate her first offer of 2500 short time and the barfine of 1000 didn't stop me either.
So off to the transient hotel around the corner, another 600. On the bed she was a slow starter, but later it became almost a GFE with mutual enjoyment and climax for both of us. I would love to repeat, but don't want to fall in love with her.
So, Patong has Russian strip clubs which you can enter for some lols. Here is kind of a mini-FAQ for you. The girls in here are generally average to below average from what you can expect in clubs in Mother Russia but there are some standouts. Girls who wanted to travel or girls who needed a change of pace or want to escape the winter. You can find an 8 or a 9 in at least one of Moulin Rouge or Amour on any particular trip. With a good number that are good enough to look at, and then the other half which are past their prime, or fat, and wouldn't make it anywhere in a better club in Moscow.
They are there to try to separate your money from you. The primary way of doing this is by the "wiggle dance".
1. You can say no, but it's hard. The girls will try to force you to give a 100 baht tip. Honestly you should say no if they're being overly pushy. Don't get upset, don't get angry, don't complain, just keep shaking your head and waving your arms off and saying, "no dance. " Don't lose your temper, don't lose your mood. Just shake them off. The main problem you will have is that if you're white, and the crowd in these places tends towards Russian, Indian, Chinese and European, then you're the primary target. The girls know that the Russian guys know their shit and won't be guilted into it. They know the Indian guys are a bad target as they'll just ignore them and won't drop the money, and that the Chinese will mostly not understand what's required or asked and / or not be able to communicate. So, drunken seeming Euro / Aussie / Americans are the fat, slow moving, weak member of the herd so the easy target to separate out and kill.
You should say no at least to the first few girls, and here's why. They have radar. They have eyes in their butts and if they see you stick money into another girl's panties you are inviting the lineup from here to forever, each girl in that club will make a beeline to you to get their 100 baht. And once they complete their loop then they will continue. So it's better to let the other girls see you at least putting up a fight and saying no and waving off one or two girls, because when they do that you will move down their list from "easy kill" to insert yourself somewhere among the Indian guys for difficulty. Most won't try to hassle you after that and you're free to enjoy yourself without a lot of disturbance. It's a bit different for girls coming down off of their dance cycle, as this is part of their job and at some point every patron should be kicking in something on these but if you flash the cash then they will NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 15 SECONDS. And your visit to the club will become a miserable experience of digging in your pockets. But you should come with the thought that if you are there to enjoy it, then you should have 10 x 100 baht notes and be prepared to use those for tips, and when they run out they run out. At least you can claim that you tipped enough and ran out and that's that.
If any girls try the "it's Moscow style you have to pay", tell them that you have been to strip clubs in Moscow, and you can say no (and you can say no here). You can also say ok then I'll leave after I finish my drink. The good girls will come up and ask you if they can dance for you, and you will basically encourage that by waving off the first few aggressive ones who come and wiggle their butt for 15 seconds and then demand a tip without any other interaction. So once you've established things you will be in control and can choose what you want.
2. Never, ever, accept two girls for anything. Two girls sit down and ask drinks, pick the one you like and send the other away. Don't be afraid to be a jerk. They are manipulating you by putting you in this position. Tell tag teams no completely, or to come back separately. All this does is double your burn rate. If you ask a girl out of the club she may want to bring her friend because it's "more fun". Well it's more fun for them because they're doubling the income. If girl (A) gets you to drag (B) out as well thinking you're making (A) happy so you may get into her pants, well this is not it at all. (A) is dragging (B) out so that (B) will return the favor next time and drag (A) out if (B) runs into an idiot like you tomorrow. That's all. That's what two girls is about. Trying to find a nice, fat whale, that can be sliced into edible parts so that there is no meat left on the bone gone to waste (i.e. money left in the wallet when the patron goes home).
3. ESCORT in this town does not mean ESCORT how it's come to mean anywhere else. It means the old traditional sense in that the girl will walk around with you. They know that you will misunderstand when they offer "escort". It means you take the girl out and you spend money on her. And she goes back to the club after a certain amount of time. You will probably never leave the visual radius of the club unless you spend over 15,000 baht being stupid like this. It can be good for one thing only (from your perspective), to cut off the constant demands of tips from others if you found a girl you like, and convert her drinks from astronomical back to normal price. Sometimes you can actually find a fun or interesting girl and you may enjoy a few drinks with her and who knows, maybe have a contact for another day. So if you want to spend some time with this girl and see how it goes, it may be cheaper for you to take her out for an hour. That will cost you 3,000 baht.
4. Used to be those girls could be paid extra to go home with you. Now if you propose it they will say if you take 5 hours (15,000 baht) they can go home with you. The good girls will add NO SEX to this (and they mean it). The bad girls won't say it but they also mean it. I don't know if that's being pushed from the management on down but these are girls who have worked in Russian clubs in Russia and know how it goes there. You may get a rare one who will offer something more, in this case you would have to pay the girl whatever she asks for on top of 3,000 baht per hour to the club. Anyway if you're dumb enough to take a girl like this home for 15,000 baht for 5 hours, I'm sure you'll find it very entertaining listening to her broken english as the conversation runs out of simple what do you do for work / where do you come from / where are you going next / what is your favorite place / where do you like to go here / how long are you staying / did you come here before and.... nothing more to talk about.
5. Don't feel sorry for them. I had a very new to the job girl from Ukraine who tried all the tricks on me. (a) orders the tea (this is 800 baht for a product worth about 1 baht, girl gets bonus commission for team I think because it costs nothing for the club). (b) tries to get you to go to Seduction (don't go, Seduction pays these girls to bring customers and then run the bill up) (c) tries the "two girls" thing, they imply two girls are more fun blah blah blah. Two girls is a NO GO ZONE IN ALMOST EVERY POSSIBLE CASE. If you take two girls home and are successful with this, 99 times out of 100 you will have one girl watching you with the other girl. You're doubling your cost for nothing. If you end up with two girls drinking tea in the club and then you pay 6,000 baht per hour to take these girls to Seduction where they double wham you on drinks with the hope that somehow you're going to get these girls to go home with you from here. It ain't happening and even if it did you'd be into 18,000 baht to the club and 20,000 baht to the girls. And then you'd have one girl watching you saying "hurry up" while you try to do something with the other. This is what they think about you and what they are trying to do to you so DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR THEM. These girls turn themselves into a product, so remember that, be respectful to them but they are a product, they're not people anymore. They lose their right to get hurt feelings because they are going to do their best to rip you the hell off at every turn. I actually had a girl almost cry because I made a proposal to take her home, and she went on the attack at me for even making the mistake that the princess might do that kind of thing, *after*, pulling all of the above tricks trying to burn me. Don't feel sorry for them. Yes, it's fine for her to treat you like a dumbass, try all the basic tricks to rip you off, and basically be a combination con artist / thief, and work in a strip club from a culture where it's normal to take the girls out (both the home culture for her AND the culture she's in), but in return she has no right to be offended that you're just asking if it's available. Don't feel sorry for them. Even if their upset is genuine, then it's time to wake up princess and look at where you are and set your expectations accordingly.
6. Don't take the private dances. You will pay 2,000 baht for two songs. If you're lucky and they don't short you. This will be the worst private dance of your life. It will be them standing and walking in a little circle while you watch, in a private room. Maybe touch you extremely briefly. Same thing you see on the stage. You may think you will get something more but 99.9% of the time you won't. And if you do it won't be like in Russia or in the USA or anywhere else. It will be a useless waste of your time because that girl has one goal: to do the bare minimum, and get out of there ASAP with your money. They are not thinking that you will extend so they are not ramping it up slowly, they are thinking you're going to be shocked at how bad that just was so you're one and done and they're using Russian economic thinking. Do the min, take your money, because they know already it's a crappy product and you're one and done. So why should they put any more effort into it than that. This of course is a self-fulfilling prophecy which to them proves they are right, and to us proves that Russia is always going to be mentally screwed up and never make anything that doesn't fall apart or fall down or blow up at some point.
7. Whenever they ask you how long you're staying, tell them you're in town for two weeks. They're wondering how badly they can rip you off. Lie. Say two weeks. It's for your protection. Less likely to try all the tricks on you if they think there is a chance of seeing you again (and making more money). But they may promise stuff down the road that they have no intention of providing.
8. There are a handful of rich guys coming in from India throwing all kinds of stupid money around doing stupid things because they are giddy a at the prospect of being in the general vicinity of white girls and it makes them feel fricking awesome to just be near them. One girl was bragging to me about how some Indian guy came in and took 7 girls out all day for a pool party and then just sent them back after. The cost for this is 21,000 baht per hour. So the guy probably blew 100,000 to 200,000 baht watching girls swim in a pool and suntan. Another guy came in with his wife every day and "just enjoyed good company" (I. E. Spent about 20,000 baht per night drinking with some girls). Another guy took a girl home at 15,000 baht, and gave her a foot rub and a massage. Nothing more. She laughed, said "I love my job. " This is one of the reasons why nothing much is available. Because of Russian economics, one or two idiots does this and then they all think if they sit around they're going to get the next one. So that becomes their goal and the bar is set. Thank you India. No offense but man you guys screw stuff up. This is all stuff that these guys are doing for some masturbatory feelings of status to have these white girls around. Believe me when I say their approval ends as soon as the money runs out guys. You're not leveling up somehow by rubbing the feet of a stripper / part-time working girl because she is white.
9. It's still possible to get somewhere with these girls but it's the same thing you'd have to do for a G-club girl in Bangkok and the same thing you'd have to do if you were going with standard dating. Go in there. Spend money. Make the small chat. Spend money. Leave empty handed. Return to the club the next day. Get the same girl again. Spend money. Chat. Repeat. Don't ask about going home. Don't ask about escort. Don't ask about the private room. Refuse private dances. Buy the fricking tea. Buy the fricking coconut. Leave empty handed. Go back. If the girl has taken a genuine shine to you then you should be able to tell. This is of course stupid, because if you wanted to be doing this then you should be going to bars and talking to girls there.
So hopefully this will be of use to you.
In summary: do go. Be firm. Keep cool. Know that this is all a machine to deprive you of cash. Don't be an idiot. Consider it like spending money on a slot machine. Set your budget, spend it reasonably, maybe you win something unexpected, once the budget is gone, leave.
Just my 10 cents.
Still can't believe the guy dropping $5 k US to watch some second rate Russian girls swim in his pool.
Protocol, that was an outstanding write-up on the Russian go-go clubs in Thailand and how they work! Simply brilliant! There are such clubs in Pattaya as well, and although the Russian talent in them is not as good as you will find in other parts of the world, such as in Germany and mother Russia itself, the Russian girls working in Pattaya are hotter than the ones working in Phuket. "Escort" service in Pattaya is 10,000 baht for 2 hours, or 20,000 baht for a full day. This is what one gorgeous blonde working at Crazy Russian Girls in Pattaya told me. You got to be a crazy guy to pay that kind of money and not even have any pussy on the table! Of course, I did not pay. Dance prices in Pattaya are the same. It's 2,000 baht for two long songs, or you can go VIP for 3,000 baht and three songs.
And as you say, you have to be firm with those Ruskie girls and not tip if you don't want to. Most girls were nice about it, but the worst Russian club for pushiness in Pattaya is Moulin Rouge. Crazy Russian Girls and Galaxy have the hottest Ruskie girls in Pattaya. Thanks again for your outstanding piece on the Russian go-go clubs in Thailand! If guys are getting ripped off in those clubs, it's because they're being stupid and gullible and letting themselves get played. Like you said, go but know the rules and how to play the game so that you spend only what you want to spend, and not what they want you to spend. If mongers follow your advice, then they won't get cheated. The sad thing is most of the guys visiting probably don't read boards like ISG for advice like this. Oh well, it's their money they're losing!
A girl in Phuket asked me a strange question. Well, maybe it wasn't so strange coming from a Thai. She asked me what color of skin did I like best. Black, white, or brown? I told her that I tended to be more attracted to brown to white-skinned women. The girl said she favored those skin colors too. We went on to have a very good fuck (name was "Poppy" from Exotica go-go club), and I really enjoyed her because she's been one of the few Thai girls I've chosen who let me eat her out. She said she enjoyed being eaten out and also told me, "I like big dick!" LOL! Anyway, I guess her question only confirmed reports I've read here about a Thai cultural preference for lighter skin. In fact, you'll see that a lot of the girls use a type of make-up that I can only describe as putting on "white face". When I was in Bangkok on the sky train, I saw a young Asian man wearing a T-shirt that criticized Asians for trying to look more white. Interesting.
Mostek6502
12-07-15, 16:09
I was going to revisit Bali, but with the volcanic ash situation, Phuket was offered as an alternative. With that said, I will *never* go back to Bali for gentlemen's pursuits. After some truly wretched experiences in Bali its off the map forever. There is no comparison between the Thai and Balinese girls. Really!
What we call "Phuket" is really the seaside resort of Patong, with Balgla Road being where it is at. In the evening it closes off to traffic and becomes a pedestrian street only. Banlga Road is not long and the fancy bars the girls are quite aggressive and pester you for lady drinks (orange and zero percent vodka). I found a group of smaller bars grouped in a covered area to the northern side of the road, you will see it very easily. Each bar had about six or so girls and enough room for a male companions. They all had these table where the girls challenge you to hit a nail into a sawed tabletop. You will always lose.
If you just want action slowly peruse the girls and chat to each one. Buy a drink (beer 90 baht, lady drink about 180 baht). The bar fine is between 1000.1500 baht. Paid 2000 baht for a two hours. Just got a tuk-tuk back to the hotel which was about ten minutes away. All the girls are quite fastidious, insisting and a long shower and wanting their privacy. All the girls were great with bodies that would make most men weep into their beers. Afterwards walked the girls up to the 7-eleven on the main road and got a snack. Just sat at the front of the shop and chatted. Gave then 200 for the tuk-tuk back to Bangla Road. Two of the girls gave me their number (didn't chase up for reasons given later).
Many of the girls working at the massage shops (street level) can be negotiated with for LT as well. Choose a place where curtains can be drawn for private discussions.
I went to Karon which is just south of Patong, it is smaller and most of the tourists are Russian (late November 2015). The bars are at the northern end of the beach off the large round-a-about with the while statues, walk away from the beach for about 50 meters and they are on your left. At Karon and Kata the bar fine is between 300.500 baht and the girls are about 1000 baht for short term stay (two hours if you treat her well). ST rooms are available for 300 baht, The girls are far less aggressive and quite charming, had four here and all were very enjoyable company. Very passionate. One girl took quite a while to slow down she panted hard for quite a while and wanted to stay overnight at no extra charge.
One girl was particularly nice and asked her if she would go on a tour with me and we spent four days together with the full GFE. The manager of the shop wanted 500 baht per day while she was away (I don't know why either) Bought her lots of clothes and dined out at some very fine restaurants. Was treated fantastically by her. Treated her to much attention and spoilt her nicely. Did some touring on motorbike. She was wonderful company. At the end of it all I asked her if she wanted any spending money. She said "up to you". She would not commit to any figure, so I gave her 4000 folded up which she slipped into her pocket. Spent another hour at the market with her and she did not attempt to sneak at what I gave her. I suppose she was just an amateur wanting an escape from working in the shop (where I met her). Her work companions were all on the lookout for a white boyfriend. The girls there were in their late 20's to early 30's, and all of them looked fine if I don't say so myself.
Make sure you take to boat to Ko phi phi and James Bond islands. Some tour operators are better than others, prices are around 2000 baht for the boats.
Going back in April, Thailand has a comfortable feel to it.
Hey guys,
Need some advise.
May seem stupid but I will be visiting Phuket next year and will be staying at the east cost of Phuket.
Only interested in massage parlous and HJ's. Obviously I don't want to travel that 1 h to Patong.
Any suggestions? And what's the protocols?
Please help.
Any advise would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.
Still can't believe the guy dropping $5 k US to watch some second rate Russian girls swim in his pool.Point 8 was hilarious Proto. I agree to an extent with you that when an Indian spends its as if an economy is printing notes just for the girl. Last time I was there I saw this common with 2 groups Indians and Middle Eastern Men. Also not to put this thing to circle but only person who can or is kinda allowed to train an Indian man is his wife, else he manages to change you over a period of time. I bet you missed the spot to be at sunbathing you might have enjoyed all the girls and drinks (with no cost) since there were generous 2 weeks millionaires.
The 2 Russian places were favored spot of MEs, I think its maybe only place I could see girls in sizes they like. I can't imagine a huge guy crushing a petite Thai body.
Regards,
Kingofman.
My third trip to Phuket coming up in a few days. Last time around I found some good catch away from Bangla st, with some really fresh village gals who had just arrived in the preceding months.
All my trips so far, I've been challenged with a hectic daytime non-mongering schedule (catch boat 6 am return to hotel 6 am) and tired evenings where the joy of live bands and drinking in the go-go bars have been at conflict with retiring to the room with an FL for action.And I am not a late-nighter as well. Almost always, I have sorely missed the evening scene with regrets, just to have that great time in bed with a gal at peak street partying time. This time I want all the action in the day and only drink and bar hop the nights with only a bed time pop by midnight and the assurance of some good action the morning after.
Anyone have useful tips about where can I find FLs in the daytime (If I don't find a good one for LT in the evening before)? I have skipped some real lovely ladies in the past because they only wanted ST action when i was free the next day or it was already too late and I had an early morning schedule to keep. This time around I am going to be negotiating and collecting phone numbers in the evening from the FLs I meet, for the next day. Besides that are there any bars open in the early afternoon where pickups can be found?
I hate the idea of loitering Bangla st in the daytime and want to avoid heading there if possible.
Thanks for your advice.
P.
StaticCouch
12-20-15, 19:57
Point 8 was hilarious Proto. I agree to an extent with you that when an Indian spends its as if an economy is printing notes just for the girl. Last time I was there I saw this common with 2 groups Indians and Middle Eastern Men. Also not to put this thing to circle but only person who can or is kinda allowed to train an Indian man is his wife, else he manages to change you over a period of time. I bet you missed the spot to be at sunbathing you might have enjoyed all the girls and drinks (with no cost) since there were generous 2 weeks millionaires.
The 2 Russian places were favored spot of MEs, I think its maybe only place I could see girls in sizes they like. I can't imagine a huge guy crushing a petite Thai body.
I disagree with the point that Indian guys spent so much money! This is news! I've been to phuket few times this year and last and Moulin Rouge is my favorite much better than L'Amour. The girls, at least the ones I encountered were extremely humble which I did not.
Experience in L'Amour. Infact I found a gem from Moscow there back in April and am still in touch with her till date (read my previous reports). Coming to the money, from what I've seen, heard and experienced the Russian, Thai, Colombian girls avoid.
Indian men totally in Phuket due to bad experiences, no money spent and Bad body odor (yeah that is one of the reason)! I highly doubt an Indian spending 100 K THB on a Russian girl in Phuket! Unless he is an Non-Resident dumb Indian!
I finally got around to arriving in Phuket. It was finally time and I was looking forward to it after misadventures in Siem Reap and Chiang Mai. Those were primarily holiday destinations and so is Phuket. Maybe I should have kept expecting that parallel.
I flew Bangkok Airways and that airline seems okay. They call themselves Asia's Boutique Airline. I'm not quite sure I see a differnce. Perhaps I need to see the horror of local budget airlines first? Seat pitch is probably better than US airlines and they have a basic lounge available to economy passengers in Bangkok (no bathrooms).
Upon arrival in Phuket, I had my first decision to make. To shared van or not to shared van for 180 baht. Shared van would have meant a stop in the middle with transfer to other van plus tourist upsells. In the end, like most times, my desire for convienence won out. I paid 800 bahts and went through the confusion of no taxi lines outside. Eventually, somehow, after a period of time, I did get a taxi based on the prepaid voucher from inside the airport.
I checked into Royal Phawadee Village, which I decided on based on forum input. They give you a nice pamphlet now indicating how regretfully there's construction taking place next door and it's not their fault. I knew about it since they even e-mailed me about it. Of course, they e-mailed the day after they charged you! I might review it more in the hotels thread.
So, after checking in, I set out to explore. That's the first thing I like doing: getting a lay of the land. I thought I'd walk around Beach Road and eventually Bangla. There were suprisingly very few calls of "Tuk tuk!" and "Massage! Which in Siem Reap happened about every 30 seconds. I grew a little concerned: am I an undesirable customer here, haha!?
This was around 7 pm. I didn't see any FLers to speak of, around beach road. I walked through Bangla's walking street stretch and frankly, I couldn't see what I was doing here with the masses of tourists and families, and families with children, and families and women in headscarves and burqas (seriously, what are you guys doing on Bangla and on Paton Beach!? And what am I doing here with you?
I couldn't make any sense of it. These were all regular bars. I went and had some dinner, changed at the hotel and came back. Still didn't make any more sense. I thought, I'd post here and ask. Am I stupid? I only see regular bars and I'm not looking for the tourist bar experience.
Eventually, a girl at one of the side bars beckons me. I figure I should park myself somewhere. She introduced herself as Pa. Pa wasn't slim but I liked Pa. She was friendly and I thought her face was cute. I liked her body too. She didn't ask me for a drink. Am I supposed to offer her one? And is she available? How does one tell? I'm already not liking this bar pickup scene; I need the clarity of Tijuana and German FKKs. As I am thinking, some old guy comes in and in a jiffy, he's bought her a drink. And her friend. And then more. I wait around a bit to see if the situation changes. It doesn't. I take it the thing with Pa won't work. I move on.
I step into another side street (not deep in) just off Tiger bar I think and an ugly old hag tries to pull me in. I say no. Then a younger girl does so. So, I figure okay. Soon, I find myself ordering another drink and then a lady drink for this girl, who I then discover is very friendly but is rubbing me the wrong way. I don't like her. Talking of rubbing the wrong way, the ugly old hag comes back and starts seductively massaging my shoulders. Fuck. An ugly old hag is massaging me. How can this get any worse? After sitting over there for a while uneasily, I make an exit.
I'm hating this bar scene already. I can't keep on drinking at every place. I don't want to drink something. It's not even about money. I begin making plans of getting the hell out of Phuket / Patong. (I also forget that I chose Phuket BECAUSE it is a tourist destination. But, right now I'm not looking for beaches and scenery).
I saw these nice girls dancing at what I think was Oscar bar and I eventually decide to sit at the bar there. I sit at the bar and one girl appears next to my out of nowhere. I buy her a LD. I shouldn't be buying drinks but I seem to be horrible at this scene. This girl drinks a shot and sits quietly next to me. I don't think she knows English. Another drink down the drain.
I eye this cute dancer who eyes me back. She eventually comes and sits next to me. I'm not sure at what point I bought her a drink. But, I hit it off with her. Now, I am having fun. She is getting all the right buttons for me. It's late at night and I'm sitting right in front of walking street. She's fondling me and kissing me. Another girl joined and we were playing games. I bought them drinks and this time I didn't mind because now I was having fun but lesson for tonight has really to be how to get out of this ladydrink situation.
So I ask her how much the BF is and she says 1500. Ouch. And 3 k for her. I say that's expensive and she says 2. 5 k. Okay, I'm gueesing that's still high when combined with everythign but I really like this girl and she's done everything right, there's chemistry, and otherwise I was having a miserable time. It's almost 1:30-2:00 and I think it's time to get the hell out of there. But the girl says she can't leave till 3 AM. I go WTF. What does that even mean? I pay BF. Doesn't that mean she can leave? Do I not understand something here? She grew concerned when I tried to pay the drinks bill and said, I go with you! I said, okay. But she says 3 AM: meet me here at 3 AM.
I don't really get it. She's not off at 3? I still have to barfine her? So why can't go now? I say, what the heck, I can try doing this once and see how this turns out. I am almost resigned for tonight to be a costly newbie beginner lesson. So, I go away and get a kebab. A FL bumps into me and I move away and she says in my face: "we're just talking. Not FUCKING. " Haha, that was a good one. She whispers into my ear: "I'm prostitute" and I say, yeah, I figured, ha. She tells me she's working from 3 PM onwards and gives me her number. I take her number.
FLs are out in full force on walking street between 2 and 3. I see a shitfaced drunk young guy "negotiating" with (I think) a Russian girl, which consists of Russian girl going through his pockets and finding his cash. I think she took part of his cash and then set off with him. Dude is totally wasted. I later see both of them with the girl trying to get a tuk tuk to Karon Beach with the guy. He had no idea what was going on. I'd love to see his reaction next day.
I go back to that (Oscar?) bar at 3 PM and girl is not there and nowhere to be found. Then I see she's working another customer. WTF. I thought she was going to change or something or otherwise want to go. One of the staff says talk to her. So I get more obvious in front of her and she eventually comes to me. Now, she seems totally drunk and seems to have forgotten our deal. Back to I can go, what you pay, etc. Eventually we have the staff /(do I call them mamasan here?) say 1500 BF and girl wants 3000. And she seems totally drunk, not the active, lovely person I was interacting with for hours, just an hour ago. And price is back up to 3 k. I'm thinking I don't want to pay all this money to have this girl come and collapse into sleep on my bed; I'm actually a bit upset at how quickly this promising situation seemed to have derailed.
And I just choose to walk away. Not paying 4. 5 k in addition to all the drinks for a shitfaced drunk girl. Told myself "Sunk cost! Forget about it. You actually had a lot of fun. ".
In the end it was disappointing. I had fun with the entertainment factor but it's so hit or miss and didn't end up with a girl for the night. I still don't think I like this bar pick up scene. It's not like we're picking up regular girls who we need to wine and dine. These are pros.
Those are thoughts for Day 1. Katherine Massage was suggested to me earlier on the forum. Maybe I should hit that today during afternoon.
Can anybody advise if payment to bar girls is before or after? If before, is payment directly to the bar, or to the girl?
I read in the forum earlier that for Rock Hard prices may be 2 k-3 k. Is that the case for other bars too? Since I got quoted 3 k last night, I wanted to be sure I knew the average range I ought to be looking at.
Thanks!
Blanquiceleste
12-22-15, 08:29
Can anybody advise if payment to bar girls is before or after? If before, is payment directly to the bar, or to the girl?
I read in the forum earlier that for Rock Hard prices may be 2 k-3 k. Is that the case for other bars too? Since I got quoted 3 k last night, I wanted to be sure I knew the average range I ought to be looking at.
Thanks!In Thailand, be it Phuket or Pattaya or Bangkok, the practice is ALWAYS to pay AFTER the deed is done DIRECTLY to the girl. I reiterate. ONLY AFTER. If a girl demands money upfront that is a red flag. Walk away while you still have your cash.
That said, the bar fine is paid at the bar where you pick the girl from. I think 3 k is reasonable, given the time of the year, but that is purely a matter of your judgement. I personally have no complaints against people who splurge or squeeze. Whatever gets you a good time is perfectly valid.
Please discuss ahead whether 3 K is for ST or LT. Stay safe & have fun!
In Thailand, be it Phuket or Pattaya or Bangkok, the practice is ALWAYS to pay AFTER the deed is done DIRECTLY to the girl. I reiterate. ONLY AFTER. If a girl demands money upfront that is a red flag. Walk away while you still have your cash.
That said, the bar fine is paid at the bar where you pick the girl from. I think 3 k is reasonable, given the time of the year, but that is purely a matter of your judgement. I personally have no complaints against people who splurge or squeeze. Whatever gets you a good time is perfectly valid.
Please discuss ahead whether 3 K is for ST or LT. Stay safe & have fun!Thanks for the confirmation!
Banana Boi
12-22-15, 13:14
I know you were asking about bars only but in case you hit other establishments, in Pattaya, soapies like honey 1, honey 2, Sabai Dee, and Sabai Room all made me pay up front. Soi 6 places were the same.
edit - oops sorry, this is the Phuket thread.
StaticCouch
12-22-15, 20:50
I finally got around to arriving in Phuket.
Those are thoughts for Day 1. Katherine Massage was suggested to me earlier on the forum. Maybe I should hit that today during afternoon.Looks like you had a bad start in Phuket. This time of the year it'll be crowded with families and it will get more crowded during Christmas and New Years.
If you have time download the Badoo app on iOS or Android and try to hook with FLers there. I'll be in Phuket on 26th and have already lined up few whom I plan to meet.
There are few really hot ones I'll try to meet if everything goes fine. Katherines is a good option but li'll far in Phuket town. You can try Christines but quality will not be as good as Kathys.
There is MP near Safari Beach hotel. Girls wearing White & Blue, I found a gem there back in October, hope she is still there. Try Seduction / Illuzion & the New Australian club two lanes before Seduction.
I forgot the name, I think it is G&be something, you might find few Ozzy FLers there.
Let me know if you are in Phuket around 26th, we can catch up for a beer.
Soapies / Oilies is a different story though, there its OK to pay up front. I wouldn't pay the bargirl fee upfront, only barfine. Also, this is a BS about paying 1. 5 K barfine but the girl still staying until 3 AM in the bar. If she wants to stay until the bar closes its OK, but then no barfine. Or you can stay with her in the bar after you paid barfine for few more drinks, but only if you wish so. And judging by her attitude won't be surprised if she would later claim this 3 K was only ST.
You were right not to take her, it really doesn't sound like a good start.
Maybe try some bars away from Bangla where it'll likely to be less hassle and also a lower barfine? Also, in some "normal" bars with no obvious WGs might be semi-pros, I've picked a few this way in Samui, worked really well, no barfine too. Another options could be massage places takeaways, or also apps like Badoo hookups. In a recent trip I've actually had a really nice LT with a LB from Badoo whom I've chatted to around 1 am, ended up going to her guesthouse (but have left all my valuables in my hotel) and had a really good night. But I think it was a pure luck that a) she wasn't ugly (they can sometimes use photoshop very well on dating apps) and b) it didn't end nasty (but I didn't have anything to rob with me anyway).
I was up around 8, which meant it was going to be a miserable day, and it didn't disappoint. I hate being up late since I feel like Death the next day. On checkin, the staff had kindly reminded me that no meals were included in my reservation. So, this was the first day on my trip that I had to scavenge for breakfast. I'd become a bit accustomed to having easy access to a nice breakfast buffet. I found Cafe Siam listed as having good breakfast on tripadvisor and decided to go find it. Got a big breakfast, which was average but they made really nice Flat Whites.
On agenda today was to finalize some tour information, have fun, get a girl, and don't spend a small fortune on drinks like yesterday. Tried to set up a Hong by Starlight tour (surprise: they take your booking on the internet without checking capacity), dealt with reservation website failures, talked with credit card company, etc. Why can't anything be easy for once!?
Towards the afternoon, decided to take a walk. I've been ignoring these massage places because they're run by old, ugly women for the most part. Perhaps I should check off a massage place on my list? I had a younger girl proposition me on Beach Road near Bangla (was it the blue / white girls? Or next to them?) and I went along with her. Again, matteresses separated by curtains. Why do I do this to myself? This resulted in a mostly unfortunate quickie best forgotten quickly! Partly my own issue: don't go without an early release. It seems all the girls everywhere start from 3 k here. I brought her down but still probably overpaid. Got an underwhelming massage out of it.
Took a walk on the beach and came back to the hotel for a nap. Around 8 or so, I was ready to head to Bangla. Objective: control the lady drinks today.
Took a walk up and down and eventually decided to go to Rock Hard, given I was thirsty and might as well pay a drink towards that. If the girls are better here, I avoid a series of drink purchases and lady drinks. Even if prices are higher, I probably save in the long run. So, I go upstairs around 9 pm, and I am surprised that they have 8 or 9 girls dancing for around 3 men in total. I order a drink for myself. I thought some of the girls dancing in bars on Bangla were more attractive. Kept my eyes mostly to myself and exited after a drink. Drinks are 100 bahts more expensive that the drinks in bars outside. Didn't think too badly of spending that money since there were so many girls dancing, some topless. Upgraded ascertainment, I reasoned. But I wouldn't want to go with any of these girls. So, no LD, and I got out.
I found some attractive girls dancing on a bar in Soi Sea Dragon. I was about to go there when I was pulled by this other girl also in a bar at Soi Sea Dragon. She seemed more girl next door type. I go with her and eventually offer her a drink. This is a small-time bar and other staff seem happy she got a customer. Newbie? I ask her and she says it's her second week here. Hmmm. Well, I don't necessarily have a thing for hardened pros. On the one hand, an experienced girl is better in some ways. But then, I also like relatively inexperienced girls, who won't start fake moaning, etc. And who'll mostly let me take the initiative and guide things as I please. This girl definitely seemed shy and I paid my tab and was about to leave. Menu listed BF as 300 Baht. Now that's low compared to what I've been seeing. She quotes me 3 k and I bring her down to 2 k. In the end, I take her though I had some apprehensions about her shyness. Said no to drinks for every other person who asked.
But lo behold, once we're on the way, she wants to stop listen to music since it's early. This girl actually seemed to be awed by the nightlife and I imagined she doesn't get to see it much. I say what the heck and go with her into this club. I'd never go into a loud music bar on my own but I almost regarded it as a good thing for me. She wanted then to have me dance with her, to which I declined but I let her go and dance. And she did, for a long time, on her own. After some time then I said, we're going to go. She was pretty punctual and started moving as soon as I indicated that I wanted to go.
I bring her to the hotel and I get around to business. She let me guide things as I wanted to. French kissed with tongue (I tested for kissing before paying the BF). No artificial antics. Total GFE in whatever mattered to me since I was driving everything. So, this was great and awesome. I'm going to tip her for this, I thought. Really happy! Then we went to bed. And again, total girlfriend type.
And she'd never seen lube before. I had to convince her it was safe and good. She is definitely new and wasn't kidding about being 2 weeks in. She said she was from the north.
I felt her getting up in the early morning, bathroom and such. I got up and saw it was 5 am. And she says "I go! Need to work at 11". WTF! What sort of freakin long time is this? What about my morning session!? Am I paying her for freakin sleeping for a couple of hours? I was in no mood to argue at 5 am. I slam 2 k in front of her and she could forget about her tip. So, she exits after pleading sorry. Her voice sounded as if she wanted me to approve and understand but I told her no it's not okay, it's freakin 5 am.
I wouldn't deduct money from one of these girls though for not staying through the morning. Taking off 500 baht - $10-15 is hardly of any significance to me. So, I let her have her full amount, no tip. It's a shame really though. She was totally GFE type while she was at the hotel with me.
Thus ends Day 2. Did not spend a small fortune on drinks and lady drinks. But truth be told, that meant a little less entertainment and fun. I need to find a happy medium over here. And come to think of it, partying with loose women doesn't come for free. And it doesn't really hurt me that much to buy drinks. If I was on a tight budget, I'd be home. Maybe we'll up the nightlife enjoyment factor tonight a bit. Maybe Katherine Massage? It'll cost upwards of a thousand baht just to go and come back. The outrageous taxi rates I'm not happy about though.
Hi Maila,
Love your reviews. You have had some tough times in your first two days.
If your looking for where the quality soapies are go to Soi Kep Sab which is the road after Catherine's if your walking from Bangla Road (it will be on your right).
Don't pay more then 1 k for it and enjoy. I look forward to your next report!
So, yesterday, Day 3 had started off with sending the girl off early in the morning. I had stayed up for a bit surfing and went back to bed and woke up late morning. So, I was expecting to be tired through the day. I've generally been able to take a nap in the evening before I head out for the night. That has made things bearable. I'm starting to think that a short 2 night or so trip wouldn't have been adequate. A slightly longer trip has allowed me to enter into a somewhat slow-paced carefree mode, in which I'm leisurely catching breakfast late in the morning with no rush. I haven't really done much touristying but again, that's because I have some time.
I've been trying to work out a schedule of what to do when. I thought I'd stroll around or park myself at the beach in the early afternoon and try to hit Katherine Massage in the late afternoon in time for their happy hour deal. I decided to fork over money for a taxi. If I remember right, there were some reports of the place not honoring the early bird discount listed on the site. I'd just have to take the chance. There will be times, I'll walk out when faced with bait-and-switch charges and sometimes I'll go with it. I didn't know what I'd do here. I walked out in Chiang Mai when they quoted me double the price.
One thing to do was to ask the local van drivers (songathews or something? They're just glorified pickup trucks with hard seating installed). I haven't seen tuktuks here I think even though I read about them. The vans go on defined routes if I understand correctly. Mostly just round and round in a small area. I didn't think they'd go to Phuket town. I thought about asking a couple for pricing. In the end though, I just asked my hotel to call me a taxi for 500 baht.
This was around 4 pm and they kept saying traffic jam even though I couldn't see any jam. But within 10 minutes, we were sitting in traffic almost all the way through. He kept telling me about the 4 pm traffic jam. So, it took about an hour and I actually had him drop me off at the local mall (Ocean mall), which google listed at around a 10 minute walk. I did that to avoid rates being jacked up because of a kickback to the driver. Driver couldn't understand why I'd want to to go that mall instead of a nicer one. LESSON: start around 3 PM to go to Katherine from Patong.
I used Google Maps on my phone for walking directions to Katherine. (My phone has a DTAC sim I got for 15 days, with 4 gb data. I had earlier acquired a nice GSM+CDMA unlocked phone with all sorts of frequencies, since I travel a lot. So, I'm able to get nice 4 G LTE. My previous cheaper phone was restricted to 2 G Edge speeds because of lack of local frequency support). I find Google Maps directions to be flawless for the most part (I also reported this when I was trying to hit FKK World in Germany) whereas I reserve my cursing for my car's Garmin Nuvi.
I get into Katherine and I'm a bit unfamiliar with what to do. They point me to the desk and I go and stand in front of it. Papasan hands me a set of cards. Now that I recall, this is what I read earlier but at the time I had expected to see a fishbowl (incorrectly, it seems). So, no problem. I started browsing through the cards. These photos were airbrushed and photoshopped but listed info like height, weight, English, kissing, etc. I think most of it was mostly identical. I settled on one girl and told Papasan the number. But he said wait, they coming.
Eventually all the girls came for a lineup. Okay, I was not expecting a live lineup in front of me and frankly a live lineup makes me uncomfortable. They're being judged and they see me judging them. And I'm being judged by them and I see them. I don't like it. I saw the girl I had picked out from the card and I immediately changed my choice. I also felt a bit under pressue now that they were standing in front of me. So, anyway, I picked a girl who kind of appealed to me and told Papasan the number, who announced the number loudly. See, again, this is why I don't like this public setup. Why can't they go and he quietly bring out the chosen one?
So, I think this happened before the line up but he typed into a calculator 2500. Then he said, happy hour discount and typed in 2000. So, he gave me the early bird discount but I didn't remember what rate was listed on the site. I had no way to verify I was getting a real discount or a discount off an inflated price. But I could go with 2 k.
I paid 2 k and they asked me if I needed taxi to go back. I said, yes, to Patong beach. They said 600 and I laughed and said I just paid 500 to come here. He and two other guys laughed. They said it costs 600 for taxi here. I said I got taxi guy's phone number. They quite jovially insisted he'll charge 600 for here. I said, I knew the deal, I'll call him a little distance away. It was all pretty light-hearted. Girl was standing there (I didn't see her), and I went with her.
She took my footwear and gave me another pair for indoor use. She took me upstairs to a fairly nice room. This is what I am talking about. I hate those massage place matteresses separated by a curtain. I'm into decent, upscale-style settings. But I was unfamiliar with what I was expected to do. She seemed pretty prepared with stuff, bags, what not. Gave me water and starting preparing. Eventually took off her clothes and motioned for me to do the same. I still felt a bit awkward at not knowing what to do. Went into the shower with her and she proceeded to do a shower scrub. So, this was fairly interesting to experience. I imagine if I was much more attractive and well-mainted like a couple of years ago, it would have been nicer but for now, this was a professional scrubbing, not exactly erotic shower, etc. Special washing attention given to your groin.
After that she had me walk out of the shower and dry myself. Gave me a towel. It all seemed very nicely done. However, a couple of times, she excused herself to go to the toilet. She started a massage and it wasn't a half-hearted non-massage. I'd say it was somewhat decent attempt at a massage where she knew something. I was fairly happy with it considering the context. She did the flip side and then proceeded to do a body to body. This seems juveline but it tickled me. She actually asked me if I didn't like. I was like, no, I'm just ticklish. She probably didn't understand but didn't seem to think that I was saying that I didn't like, so it was okay.
This girl had the best boobs I have seen thus far in Thailand. Real, big boobs. Nice darker tits. However, she didn't say a whole lot. Maybe it was the English. She said she was from Bangkok.
After this she went on cowgirl style. Usually that's not the best position from me and but this time I was able to work with that. Afterwards, cleanup and another shower. Now, she'd ask me to step out from the shower and then close the door and shower herself. I must admit I find that a tad interesting and odd. I mean, there's not much for her to hide? I didn't think the door was being closed to prevent water-splashing. Just something interesting that I mused over.
We went downtairs. (Am I supposed to tip? I didn't). They gave me an evaluation card (did you spend an hour? Did you get body to body? Where did you hear about us?, etc.) and actually had the girl hand me the card. I filled it out and gave it back to her.
She was very professional through the entire thing. It was an interesting experience. I have never had it before. I exited and walked back to the mall and found a taxi there. It was a little harder than I expected but the tourist info guy with a taxi sign agreed to drive me back for 500 baht.
At night around 10 PM, I went to Bangla although I did not have an intention to find an overnight girl. I've oddly been content with one session. And I want to catch up on sleep. I only wanted to go in to hang out with a bunch of girls.
I walked into Crazy Horse. I'm not sure I understand the structure. Is it one place / bar or is it like 10-15 separate bars? The front was active and crowded so I ventured into the back / middle. And one of the bars there, it seemed like their MO was to sent a huge cluster of girls to an approaching guy, cheering, and surrounding him in a way it would be hard to resist. Fucking crazy girls, in a nice way. I think they did this even when sitting with a ladydrink. They'd get up and leave and be back in a minute.
So, I sat over there but I allowed time before I ordered and let the crowd of girls around me thin out to one. I'm not buying ladydrinks for a crowd. But I guess I am already resolved that I am here for buying ladydrinks. Menu listed LD as 220. Ehh, I have usually paid. I had a nice friendly girl sitting with me and she started playing these strategy games with me. These girls get too much practice. I didn't win a single one. I lost every time and with every game. But I spent some time playing with them, I bought two girls tequila shots. I had a number of other girls stop by and play the game with us taking turns (but without buying drinks for them) with some going to dance and others taking their place, etc. We were building this tall tower thing using blocks, which requires coordination, and that becomes tougher if you're drinking much, ha.
The good thing here was that each girl was wearing a tag, which included her name, number, and whether she was a coyote or not. Those who were coyote said "Coyote"; others said "Welcome." If I remember right, the name of the bar within Crazy Horse was "Pimped"
A little before 1 am, I didn't want to continue buying them drinks, so I thought I'd exit. And I thought it'd be nice to go back to hotel and sleep. The girl I was with said, go home? Alone? Not with me? I said, yes, I'm going to go sleep. If she was more, err, "hands on", I might have reconsidered but I didn't think it mattered. I did think I should catch up on sleep. Maybe I'll go back today to the same bar and find that girl.
LESSON (mostly for myself): buy some ladydrinks, hold the girls tight, fondle them, play with them, have a good time. There was some other guys sitting on that bar alone. That could be me on any day. But I liked not being typical me and being a bit more social.
Ralph Kramden
01-02-16, 04:24
I spent three days in this wonderful place for relaxation with plenty of restaurants for all tastes. It is definitely not for mongering because it is now a family destination. I would recommend the Grand Sunset Hotel for a good value that is right across the street from the middle of the beach.
StaticCouch
01-03-16, 19:00
I was in Phuket last week again for the 5th time this year! Can't get enough. Was pleasantly surprised with the going rate for Massage girl which 1500-2000 THB for the night! Got lot of information from one of the parlors I visited near J'Ceylon.
I did not experience this during my previous visits, I knew the girls at the parlor will come out with you after midnight but I always assumed it would be from around 3-4 K THB or more. But the Flat rate is 2 K and if you negotiate hard, then 1500.
I had a girl every single night ranging from 1500-2000 and special one for new year, got her from Badoo, rate 2 K. This time of the year the girls are fresh and definitely new faces, new skills. I was blown away with the skills of few girls!
I'll be posting hotel information in the Hotel Thread.
Good 7 days spent!
Happy New Year, Stay Safe, Bang Safe.
Static.
StaticCouch
01-03-16, 19:06
Tried Okamoto 003 this time in Phuket, suppose to be the thinnest latex condom and as good as Sagami. I did not experience much difference from the regular condoms.
Haven't tried Sagami yet and was not able to find one this time as well. But there was always fear of breaking the condom so was very conscious.
Tried Okamoto 003 this time in Phuket, suppose to be the thinnest latex condom and as good as Sagami. I did not experience much difference from the regular condoms.
Haven't tried Sagami yet and was not able to find one this time as well. But there was always fear of breaking the condom so was very conscious.The 003's are not all that thin anymore. One of the girls on my last trip to Pattaya, to my surprise, had the Okamoto. 02's which I like. However, I had brought along my Sagami 0. 01's, which I had ordered off of eBay from Japan. But not even these feel like the real thing. One time the girl was getting a little dry, we stopped to change position and I reinserted and soon things started feeling really good as, I assumed, she was juicing up again. I quickly came from the awesome feeling but was surprised to discover the condom had broke! So use some caution with these ultra thin condoms. Fortunately, no diseases or sperm cells were transfered (I have had a Vasectomy), but I now carry a small tube of lube with me to be safe. I find many of the girls can self lubricate at the beginning, but after a few minutes they dry out, and only some of the girls carry any lube. The last girl I was with, who was quite new to the business, took note of the lube I had with me and said she would get some of her own. I guess she didn't even know about it!
I have used sagami several times. Unfortunately, my experience is they have a tendency to fall off during the act. On three occasions, I pulled out after orgasm but the condom remained inside and the girl had to pull it out. A bit disconcerting but it felt great when using.
They sell Sagami (in large version) at the pharmacy of the basement of the Terminal 21 mall off Asoke next to the large grocery store.
The 003's are not all that thin anymore. One of the girls on my last trip to Pattaya, to my surprise, had the Okamoto. 02's which I like. However, I had brought along my Sagami 0. 01's, which I had ordered off of eBay from Japan. But not even these feel like the real thing. One time the girl was getting a little dry, we stopped to change position and I reinserted and soon things started feeling really good as, I assumed, she was juicing up again. I quickly came from the awesome feeling but was surprised to discover the condom had broke! So use some caution with these ultra thin condoms. Fortunately, no diseases or sperm cells were transfered (I have had a Vasectomy), but I now carry a small tube of lube with me to be safe. I find many of the girls can self lubricate at the beginning, but after a few minutes they dry out, and only some of the girls carry any lube. The last girl I was with, who was quite new to the business, took note of the lube I had with me and said she would get some of her own. I guess she didn't even know about it!
WantSomeFun
01-23-16, 06:11
Are there any daytime BJ bars in Patong Beach like [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s in Bangkok or any short time bars with rooms. Here now and haven't had any luck locating one.
Heading over to Phuket shortly and wondering in Hollywood is still a good place for FLs? I have a girl I met there last time who's great and I have her number but hoping for some variety.
I'll be staying in Surin. Are there any adventures to be had there without trekking to Patong?
Any recent updates on lovely Phuket appreciated!
Hey Tony, did you try these in the end?
Any reviews?
They responded to me saying that they have 2 white / European ladies but the price quoted was high. They seem to have a good following on Facebook and I intend to try them (a Thai girl) in-call in Patong.
BTW if you are interested in getting or trading numbers of white / Russian ladies PM Me. I am trying to form a special interest group for the same. With all the Russian ladies on the island we should be able to get service for reasonable prices IMO.
StaticCouch
02-02-16, 20:03
Heading over to Phuket shortly and wondering in Hollywood is still a good place for FLs? I have a girl I met there last time who's great and I have her number but hoping for some variety.
I'll be staying in Surin. Are there any adventures to be had there without trekking to Patong?
Any recent updates on lovely Phuket appreciated!Not sure if this is li'll late to post, but Hollywood no more exists and they have renovated with a new name (don't remember). After 2 am in Illuzion or Seduction you can find the cheapest FLs.
Try your luck there. There's another Australian Club which opened in last year October opposite to Illuzion in the alley next to a massage parlor, you can try your luck there as well.
StaticCouch
02-02-16, 20:08
Hey Tony, did you try these in the end?I had contacted them in December and there was a brit girl, she was asking for USD 500/ HR! I confirmed twice on the mail as I thought it was THB 500/ HR but she was asking for dollars (reason was-on holiday & quick money).
Pretty bad and didn't take the offer.
Not too late so thanks for the info Static.
Not sure if this is li'll late to post, but Hollywood no more exists and they have renovated with a new name (don't remember). After 2 am in Illuzion or Seduction you can find the cheapest FLs.
Try your luck there. There's another Australian Club which opened in last year October opposite to Illuzion in the alley next to a massage parlor, you can try your luck there as well.
Are there any daytime BJ bars in Patong Beach like *'s in Bangkok or any short time bars with rooms. Here now and haven't had any luck locating one.Massage places are your best bet, they usually don't have a separate room but a quite corner you can do the deeds. The ones with pretty, young, made-up girls are the ones offer extras.
There is a concentration of quite a few sure massage places in a street called Soi Kep Sab, look it up on Google, walk around, they might have a room, ask for it. Prices start at 2 k, but I am sure on a quiet day they do 1. 5 k for a full service, for BJ you need a good haggling skill to bring them down to a reasonable rate.
For BJ you can also try the massage places with Lady Boys, you might get lucky with an expert with DT action!
Not sure if this is li'll late to post, but Hollywood no more exists and they have renovated with a new name (don't remember). After 2 am in Illuzion or Seduction you can find the cheapest FLs.
Try your luck there. There's another Australian Club which opened in last year October opposite to Illuzion in the alley next to a massage parlor, you can try your luck there as well.Tiger Disco: Seduction Club: Illuzion: White Room:
Hollywood is now VIP room Phuket: then there is this one more club even I forgot the name with G.
What about any early evening action all this is late night action, anyone have any clue about the early evening FL's action there were some around the jungceylon mall starbucks or one coffee shop I am confused with the name.
Cheers happy hunting,
Alex
I have used sagami several times. Unfortunately, my experience is they have a tendency to fall off during the act. On three occasions, I pulled out after orgasm but the condom remained inside and the girl had to pull it out. A bit disconcerting but it felt great when using.You need not quit! I had a big stash of Sagamis with me during my trip to Thailand. The problem I had was not with them coming off, but with getting them on in the first place. Once on, they stayed on and it was great! The girls would tell me it felt like going bareback, which is exactly the effect that I wanted of course! But sometimes it was just too difficult to get the damn things on, so I'm glad I had my other stash of usual condoms with me. If we fumbled around a bit too long with a Sagami and it just wouldn't fit, then I turned to using one of my other brand of condoms, and that was just dandy too. I still have plenty of Sagamis left. I intend to use those up, but probably won't buy anymore of them. Not unless they come out with Sagami Magnums or something like that hahahaha!
StaticCouch
02-09-16, 18:17
Tiger Disco: Seduction Club: Illuzion: White Room:
Hollywood is now VIP room Phuket: then there is this one more club even I forgot the name with G.
What about any early evening action all this is late night action, anyone have any clue about the early evening FL's action there were some around the jungceylon mall starbucks or one coffee shop I am confused with the name.
If you need early action Massage places are the best, just opposite to J'Ceylon there is a place where girls wear white & blue.
If you surpass them there are few girls wearing pink or red top and black skirts sitting at the entrance of an alley.
I picked up a girl from there and she took me to a room 10 steps in the alley, I ended up getting a BJ and asked her to come for the night at my hotel.
She obliged and we struck deal at 2 K for full night and believe me it is worth, she was bang on time at 12:30 am and left around 8 am in the morning. The girl was hot and the most big naturals I've seen in a thai girl.
Totally worth.
The club you mentioned with G is an Australian club in the alley next to Tiger, I know there are few Australians always willing to be picked up but I never approached them assuming they would be beyond 5 K for ST.
Stay Safe, Bang Safe.
Static!
I forgot to mention that putting them on, as you noted, was also a problem. Since the label is in Japanese, it was impossible to tell what size they are but presume they are small per Jap standards. That could be the reason they have a tendency to slip off.
I think they rolled up to my knob whilst deeply engaged with the girl and come off when one becomes too vigorous. They do feel great though at least once I think it was because I really was BB with the girl as it had already come off. Oops! I think the other times, they came off whilst disengaging.
I asked the Thai clerk and he said they are large size but who knows if he really can provide accurate info or can read Japanese. By the way, I bought these Sagami's in a small pharmacy next to the nice grocery store in the basement of Asok Terminal 21. Most stores and pharma do not carry these. Nevertheless, proceed at your own risk.
You need not quit! I had a big stash of Sagamis with me during my trip to Thailand. The problem I had was not with them coming off, but with getting them on in the first place. Once on, they stayed on and it was great! The girls would tell me it felt like going bareback, which is exactly the effect that I wanted of course! But sometimes it was just too difficult to get the damn things on, so I'm glad I had my other stash of usual condoms with me. If we fumbled around a bit too long with a Sagami and it just wouldn't fit, then I turned to using one of my other brand of condoms, and that was just dandy too. I still have plenty of Sagamis left. I intend to use those up, but probably won't buy anymore of them. Not unless they come out with Sagami Magnums or something like that hahahaha!
Wolvenvacht
02-10-16, 12:59
I forgot to mention that putting them on, as you noted, was also a problem. Since the label is in Japanese, it was impossible to tell what size they are but presume they are small per Jap standards. That could be the reason they have a tendency to slip off.
I think they rolled up to my knob whilst deeply engaged with the girl and come off when one becomes too vigorous. They do feel great though at least once I think it was because I really was BB with the girl as it had already come off. Oops! I think the other times, they came off whilst disengaging.
I asked the Thai clerk and he said they are large size but who knows if he really can provide accurate info or can read Japanese. By the way, I bought these Sagami's in a small pharmacy next to the nice grocery store in the basement of Asok Terminal 21. Most stores and pharma do not carry these. Nevertheless, proceed at your own risk.These Sagami condoms are not made of latex but of polyurethane which is less stretchable than latex. So in general they are made a bit more wide than latex condoms of the same size (length).
Maybe that was the reason why the store clerk said they were large size.
IllusionHeart
02-10-16, 17:57
I asked the Thai clerk and he said they are large size but who knows if he really can provide accurate info or can read Japanese. Sagami come in two sizes, L and Regular. The L size ones have the alphabet L written boldly on the box. Easy to notice. The one without L are regular.
These Sagami condoms are not made of latex but of polyurethane which is less stretchable than latex. So in general they are made a bit more wide than latex condoms of the same size (length).
Maybe that was the reason why the store clerk said they were large size.There is indeed no flex in the condom like latex. I initially had purchased L size but they came off sometimes when I changed position and mostly when I withdrew post orgasm. I tried the regular ones and they seem to have a snug fit.
I came across singlets in the pharmacy at Suvarnabhumi airport. It would be better to try and see which one fits well before making the investment into buying a box of 5 and being unable to enjoy.
Unfortunately for me the 0. 01's seems to have been disallowed in Singapore hence now need to be ordered online like anywhere else. 0. 02's in both L and regular size are easily available in most of the Pharmacies or sex shops and cost approx 25 SGD for a pack of 5. In case anyone is passing or visiting Singapore then it would be a good idea to stock up if you prefer using these condoms.
Bellpepper
02-24-16, 12:38
. . . .
One thing to do was to ask the local van drivers (songathews or something? They're just glorified pickup trucks with hard seating installed). I haven't seen tuktuks here I think even though I read about them. The vans go on defined routes if I understand correctly. Mostly just round and round in a small area. I didn't think they'd go to Phuket town. I thought about asking a couple for pricing. In the end though, I just asked my hotel to call me a taxi for 500 baht.
This was around 4 pm and they kept saying traffic jam even though I couldn't see any jam. But within 10 minutes, we were sitting in traffic almost all the way through. He kept telling me about the 4 pm traffic jam. So, it took about an hour and I actually had him drop me off at the local mall (Ocean mall), which google listed at around a 10 minute walk. I did that to avoid rates being jacked up because of a kickback to the driver. Driver couldn't understand why I'd want to to go that mall instead of a nicer one. LESSON: start around 3 PM to go to Katherine from Patong.
I used Google Maps on my phone for walking directions to Katherine. (My phone has a DTAC sim I got for 15 days, with 4 gb data. I had earlier acquired a nice GSM+CDMA unlocked phone with all sorts of frequencies, since I travel a lot. So, I'm able to get nice 4 G LTE. My previous cheaper phone was restricted to 2 G Edge speeds because of lack of local frequency support). I find Google Maps directions to be flawless for the most part (I also reported this when I was trying to hit FKK World in Germany) whereas I reserve my cursing for my car's Garmin Nuvi.
I get into Katherine and I'm a bit unfamiliar with what to do. They point me to the desk and I go and stand in front of it. Papasan hands me a set of cards. Now that I recall, this is what I read earlier but at the time I had expected to see a fishbowl (incorrectly, it seems). So, no problem. I started browsing through the cards. These photos were airbrushed and photoshopped but listed info like height, weight, English, kissing, etc. I think most of it was mostly identical. I settled on one girl and told Papasan the number. But he said wait, they coming.
Eventually all the girls came for a lineup. Okay, I was not expecting a live lineup in front of me and frankly a live lineup makes me uncomfortable. They're being judged and they see me judging them. And I'm being judged by them and I see them. I don't like it. I saw the girl I had picked out from the card and I immediately changed my choice. I also felt a bit under pressue now that they were standing in front of me. So, anyway, I picked a girl who kind of appealed to me and told Papasan the number, who announced the number loudly. See, again, this is why I don't like this public setup. Why can't they go and he quietly bring out the chosen one?
So, I think this happened before the line up but he typed into a calculator 2500. Then he said, happy hour discount and typed in 2000. So, he gave me the early bird discount but I didn't remember what rate was listed on the site. I had no way to verify I was getting a real discount or a discount off an inflated price. But I could go with 2 k.
I paid 2 k and they asked me if I needed taxi to go back. I said, yes, to Patong beach. They said 600 and I laughed and said I just paid 500 to come here. He and two other guys laughed. They said it costs 600 for taxi here. I said I got taxi guy's phone number. They quite jovially insisted he'll charge 600 for here. I said, I knew the deal, I'll call him a little distance away. It was all pretty light-hearted. Girl was standing there (I didn't see her), and I went with her.
She took my footwear and gave me another pair for indoor use. She took me upstairs to a fairly nice room. This is what I am talking about. I hate those massage place matteresses separated by a curtain. I'm into decent, upscale-style settings. But I was unfamiliar with what I was expected to do. She seemed pretty prepared with stuff, bags, what not. Gave me water and starting preparing. Eventually took off her clothes and motioned for me to do the same. I still felt a bit awkward at not knowing what to do. Went into the shower with her and she proceeded to do a shower scrub. So, this was fairly interesting to experience. I imagine if I was much more attractive and well-mainted like a couple of years ago, it would have been nicer but for now, this was a professional scrubbing, not exactly erotic shower, etc. Special washing attention given to your groin.
After that she had me walk out of the shower and dry myself. Gave me a towel. It all seemed very nicely done. However, a couple of times, she excused herself to go to the toilet. She started a massage and it wasn't a half-hearted non-massage. I'd say it was somewhat decent attempt at a massage where she knew something. I was fairly happy with it considering the context. She did the flip side and then proceeded to do a body to body. This seems juveline but it tickled me. She actually asked me if I didn't like. I was like, no, I'm just ticklish. She probably didn't understand but didn't seem to think that I was saying that I didn't like, so it was okay.
This girl had the best boobs I have seen thus far in Thailand. Real, big boobs. Nice darker tits. However, she didn't say a whole lot. Maybe it was the English. She said she was from Bangkok.
After this she went on cowgirl style. Usually that's not the best position from me and but this time I was able to work with that. Afterwards, cleanup and another shower. Now, she'd ask me to step out from the shower and then close the door and shower herself. I must admit I find that a tad interesting and odd. I mean, there's not much for her to hide? I didn't think the door was being closed to prevent water-splashing. Just something interesting that I mused over.
We went downtairs. (Am I supposed to tip? I didn't). They gave me an evaluation card (did you spend an hour? Did you get body to body? Where did you hear about us?, etc.) and actually had the girl hand me the card. I filled it out and gave it back to her.
She was very professional through the entire thing. It was an interesting experience. I have never had it before. I exited and walked back to the mall and found a taxi there. It was a little harder than I expected but the tourist info guy with a taxi sign agreed to drive me back for 500 baht.
The Songthaews are very cheap and goes from the beaches, for example Patong and Karon, to Phuket. They operate until 6 pm But it takes time and you have at least 10 minutes walk in the heat from the songthaew station to Katherines, so I took a taxi with aircon for 550 bath. I asked the driver to take me to Twin Inn hotell in Phuket town which is situated next to Katherine's.
I choose one girl from the set of cards. I took the one that offered french kiss. The price was 3 090 bath for 90 minutes. This was with the happy hour discount. The girl took me upstairs to a very nice room. We showered together. The procedure was 1. Erotic massage. 2. Body-to-body. 3. Blowjob. 4. Fuck.
The massage and body-to-body did not turn me on. It was not professional and not made with any feeling. But the blowjob was fantastic. After that I started the final part by licking her. She started to make noises immediately, which is not very realistic. But I continued and could eventually notice from the movements of her pussy etc that she at least had any pleasure. Finally I took her in missionary position. The sex was OK but not more.
Link: http://www.katherine-escort.com.
A visit of Tiger Bar on Bangla road in Phuket. These girls really know how to work that pole, even two girls at once climbing into the pole. Good atmosphere, good music, seat with nice views of the bar and of course good drinks. These girls are hired as dancers and therefore will probably not go out with you. One of the girls told me she might earn up to 80 k baht in tips and drinks during high season!!
https://youtu.be/4wXo6DsqKYc
Been to Patong on several occasions but bit concerned about my schedule this time around. Will be arriving very late on a Wednesday night and have limited chance for any action as have relatives be joining the following day before noon. I expect to be ready to leave from my hotel latest 02:00 hrs AM after checking in. Would that be too late to hit Soi Kep Sab for an oily massage with extras? (Have had many a good experiences here). Ideally I would like to hit one of the massage parlors there and with a bit of luck manage shop one of the providers with me home. Which have done with great success in the past. But never arrived this late!
Will Soi Kep Sap be dead by then? And no other option than to hit Bangla / Tiger disco / Suzy Wong's maybe?
Advise much appreciated so I manage my night best possible, and would really like to avoid having to shop at Bangla somehow. Assume Soi Kep Sab still the place to go for most massage activity (Christineçs will be closed already at midnight as I understand. And shopping one home from there not in the cards any case).
Been to Patong on several occasions but bit concerned about my schedule this time around. Will be arriving very late on a Wednesday night and have limited chance for any action as have relatives be joining the following day before noon. I expect to be ready to leave from my hotel latest 02:00 hrs AM after checking in. Would that be too late to hit Soi Kep Sab for an oily massage with extras? (Have had many a good experiences here). Ideally I would like to hit one of the massage parlors there and with a bit of luck manage shop one of the providers with me home. Which have done with great success in the past. But never arrived this late!
Will Soi Kep Sap be dead by then? And no other option than to hit Bangla / Tiger disco / Suzy Wong's maybe?
Advise much appreciated so I manage my night best possible, and would really like to avoid having to shop at Bangla somehow. Assume Soi Kep Sab still the place to go for most massage activity (Christines will be closed already at midnight as I understand. And shopping one home from there not in the cards any case).J K,
You might find that a good few of the massage shops are still doing a little trade even along the rat road toward Soi Kepsab. Other than that only option is hitting the beer bars and discos to get your hands on F / L for the night.
Del
Gannaton48
03-01-16, 23:56
Hey mongers!
I have been in Bangkok several times but never to Phuket or Pattaya. My next trip should leave me with 3-4 free days: would you suggest going to Phuket or Pattaya? Thanks for advice!
BigRig2007
03-02-16, 01:43
I have a stupid question. I have RTFF and I can't find this one here or online anywhere (maybe because it is too stupid). I booked an escort in Phuket, simply because she is from there (or says she is from there), to help me get around and also to have a more GFE time while doing some sightseeing. My question is this: is it bad form to take said escort out to gogos and beer bars? Not specifically to find another girl but, hey, if the opportunity presents itself! I guess I'm wondering if it is bad form to even go to these places with an LT escort in the first place.
I have a stupid question. I have RTFF and I can't find this one here or online anywhere (maybe because it is too stupid). I booked an escort in Phuket, simply because she is from there (or says she is from there), to help me get around and also to have a more GFE time while doing some sightseeing. My question is this: is it bad form to take said escort out to gogos and beer bars? Not specifically to find another girl but, hey, if the opportunity presents itself! I guess I'm wondering if it is bad form to even go to these places with an LT escort in the first place.I would simply ask her. Would think most of them would be OK.
Which agency did you use to book her?
J K,
You might find that a good few of the massage shops are still doing a little trade even along the rat road toward Soi Kepsab. Other than that only option is hitting the beer bars and discos to get your hands on F / L for the night.
DelDelbhoy,
Thanks. Thought about that also, but have had very average experiences in those shops. Not all offered anything extra.
Wolvenvacht
03-02-16, 08:39
Hey mongers!
I have been in Bangkok several times but never to Phuket or Pattaya. My next trip should leave me with 3-4 free days: would you suggest going to Phuket or Pattaya? Thanks for advice!Unless you are more interested in beaches, I'd say go to Pattaya. For mongering there is simply no comparison possible. The possibilities in Pattaya are way above those in Phuket.
Hey mongers!
I have been in Bangkok several times but never to Phuket or Pattaya. My next trip should leave me with 3-4 free days: would you suggest going to Phuket or Pattaya? Thanks for advice!If you've been to neither, then you really should go to both to see which one you like the best. I prefer this order: Phuket, Pattaya, Bangkok. Yes, Pattaya has more choice but Phuket is a nicer town and there was more than enough there for me to do for the 3 days I stayed there. In fact, if that's all the time you have, then that really isn't enough to explore all that Pattaya has to offer. You need at least 7 days minimum in Pattaya I feel. But again, you really need to go to both places and decide for yourself. Nobody can tell you which will be best for you. Only you yourself can determine that.
StaticCouch
03-02-16, 20:29
Delbhoy,
Thanks. Thought about that also, but have had very average experiences in those shops. Not all offered anything extra.JK,
I did not find Soi KepSab appealing at all, there are better places on Thwaweewong Rd, Rat-you-Tit Rd. Explore there. Read on of my previous post on few hotties near Safari Beach Hotel (beach Road. Opp: Immigration office).
DwayneJohnson
03-09-16, 18:19
Hey mongers!
I have been in Bangkok several times but never to Phuket or Pattaya. My next trip should leave me with 3-4 free days: would you suggest going to Phuket or Pattaya? Thanks for advice!Pattaya has overwhelming amount of candy and it adult disneyland but Phuket is right mix of natural beauty and silicon enhanced beauty. You should choose as per your priorities.
Shake that ass baby https://youtu.be/0r4EbANBrfc.
Tiger bar girls dancing on the bars while you can sit back and enjoy the scenery. Indeed totally different to Pattaya.
I have been in Bangkok several times but never to Phuket or Pattaya. My next trip should leave me with 3-4 free days: would you suggest going to Phuket or Pattaya? Thanks for advice!My first time I went to Phuket for 4 nights, then went to Pattaya for a week. I was glad I went to Phuket first. Being a LOS newbie, the slower and more orderly pace of Bangla Road, relatively speaking, helped to prepare me for the intensity of Pattaya's Walking Street.
But if you have experience in BKK, you might be ready to dive in to Walking Street's insaneness, but it would also depend on what you are looking for. There is more to chose from in Pattaya, and there is plenty of action from afternoon until nearly sunrise. Other than a few massage places, I have found the pickings pretty slim in Patong until after 8 or 9 PM. So if you want nonstop pussy, go to Pattaya. If you want to relax a bit during the day, then try Phuket this time and hit Pattaya on your next trip.
Leisure Dude
03-16-16, 17:41
Checking out of the Landmark walked to the tailor just down the street from the hotel, where I got measured for a black suite and three shirts. Hopped into a cab and off to the airport to head down to Phuket paid the cabbie 150 bht and once we got to the airport he wanted 500 but more saying he took toll road maybe I didn't under stand him in the begin? A lady watched this going down took the cab after me as I said to her "watch him".
Got my boarding pass for Air Asia from a kiosk in from of the terminal walked to the gate and waited for the bus that took us over to the plane. I don't understand my fellow travelers, for example as soon as the plane stops they jump out of there seats and pull down there carry on from the over head locker and get on there hand phones, the door for the plane is still closed. They rush to the baggage area and wait again before the luggage conveyor belt starts running. Once they get their bags rush to taxi stand and mini bus line. I just sit back and take it all in, I see my bag go by once and I pick it up on the second go around before heading out. I check out all of the travel info booths in the terminal. I opt for a private car to drive me to Patong Beach Hotel instead of a mini van, which will stop at some shop and everyone's hotel before mine. Straight and direct, I paid 800 bth compared to the 180 bth for the mini van option this is one of the things I learned her on ISG.
Checking in to the Patong Beach Hotel the lady working the counter spoke so quickly I only got about half of what she said I remember this is not girl friendly hotel 1,500 bth extra for and added guest, another lady brought me a small glass of a fruity drink. Up to the room on the sixth floor, I crashed from the jet lag from the 20 hour flight from the USA so I grabbed a nap till 9 pm when a big boom went off and wake me up. Strolled over to Bungler Road, Patong Walking Street with loads of bars Wow what an eye-opening thing to see in person, not on the Internet. Go-go girls up on.
The bars shaking there asses off, street performers, people hustling ping pop / live sex shows, photo with lady boys in Las Vegas type outfits. In the middle of the night I got Buddha belly maybe from the ice from that fruit drink earlier?
Leisure Dude
03-16-16, 17:55
I slept most of the day, finally got out around 5 pm walked over to the Hardrock Caf for a steak breakfast, lunch & dinner. Checking out all of the little stalls selling knick-knacks vacation stuff, I walked past Christin's massage and made a mental note of its location it's a big building like this is hard to forget. Walked down Bungler Road and say a great sunset so headed for the beach, shot some photos of the sunset, parachute riders, and fire jugulars on the beach. Walked back to the hotel for another shower. Heading out again to Christin's massage on the way I booked a tourist stuff for the next day from the hotel.
Walked into Christin's massage, up the stairs to the second floor and there was another big bright fishbowl with some nice looking ladies in it. I those number 23, a fare skin lady with a good size boobs which I learned they were bolt-ONS, she seam to have what I would conceder Latin facial features, neatly shaved with some slight traces of stretch marks. The papa-son asked me which one I wanted, he recommended a lady on the end she was not my type. Another lady was waving at me, which is always a good sign, but I picked a lady in a stripped dress doing her make-up. The papa-son walked away so quickly not saying a word one of the other coworkers said fallow him. Papa-son is now standing in front of a cashier station to the right of the fishbowl. I paid the 2,300 bth fee and number 23 came out, she took a slip of paper from the cashier. We made introductions while waiting for the elevator she had a beautiful face and her make-up was like wow! We got off on the 6th floor #23 dropped the slip of paper of on a desk in the middle of the corridor.
We walked into the room there was a bed, two person bath tube and area for body-to-body slide. I wish I could remember her name instead of her number, she started the bath and said okay get undressed you don't have to tell me twice! She washed me all over just like in Bangkok, stood up and showered off and down to the air matters, which she got all soapy before I laid down. This was my first body-to-body massage and it was good, number 23 the neatly shaved down stairs but I could fell the stubble on my body as she glided all over me. I liked best of all when she was scissoring me! During the soapy she asked my age, and I asked her to guess? Her first answer was 30,35 and 40 when I told her I was 50 she placed both hands on my face for a closure look she was quite surprised with that answer.
We moved to the bed for some boom-boom, once again we hit all of the standard positions covered JB, HJ, Miss, Cowgirl, 69, I even placed a finger in her but which she didn't disapprove. After we showered again and got dressed, I tipped her 200 bth we took the elevator back down stairs and she gave the tip money to the cashier and didn't put it into her pocketbook. We parted and I walked back downstairs as a guy & girl couple where coming up the stairs interesting.
Leisure Dude
03-17-16, 05:01
Left the hotel at 8:45 am, went to James Bond Island for some of those touristy things for the day. After getting back to the hotel from the tour and another shower before heading to get a pedicure at 5 Star Massage I saw this place the other day while walking down Thanon Ratuthit Songroipi Rd.
After that I wanted to try one of those oily massage where there are a bunch of ladies sitting in front of the shops calling "massage honey" so stopped at Kanya Massage. I choose a short hair, tanned, small boobs attendant for a 400 bth oily massage. Walked into the shop passed the tourist getting there leg massages through a secondary room which had three small cubicles and a washing & drier in it too a third room in the back of the shop. Witched had more cubicles on the right side maybe six feet wide by eight feet deep just large enough for a small matters with walls that didn't go all the way to the top and they had electric fans over each wall.
The attendant did a very good job on the oily massage, on the turn she said HJ or BJ I choose for a 500 bth HJ, I asked for her to take her top off she said 200 bth extra, I was having a hard time to pop she was doing everything she could thing of. She once again did a very good job.
BigRig2007
03-17-16, 06:40
This is the beer bar on the front left hand side of the old Soi Tiger beer bar row. I BFed the hottest girl to date in Thailand. BF was 800 baht but had to come back and get her at 1:00 am. She was really tiny 5'1"ish looked to be less than 100 lbs or there about with serious bolt ONS see or the. Make up stars on her face and a lot of tattoos. Her name was Julie and appeared to be the most popular girl there so her friend told me to act fast, but she would hook it up so she went with me instead of any of her other suitors. She was very responsive and GFE in the sack. Talked a lot. There was a lot of kissing and cuddling. Not sure of what it would cost because I just gave her my last 3000 baht. I felt t was worth it but she prolly would have done less. Off to Singapore tomorrow so didn't need the baht. This girl was an exquisite masterpiece of beauty though. Highly recommend this place. There were actually a lot of really beautiful girls in the beer bar complex. I think Julie was a coyote.
I slept most of the day, finally got out around 5 pm walked over to the Hardrock Caf for a steak breakfast, lunch & dinner. Checking out all of the little stalls selling knick-knacks vacation stuff, I walked past Christin's massageReally enjoying your reports Leisure Dude. Welcome to ISG!
So I will be in Phuket in 2 weeks, any advice on where to get tailored suits and prescription drugs like xanax?
Thanks!
So I will be in Phuket in 2 weeks, any advice on where to get tailored suits and prescription drugs like xanax?
Thanks!Not sure about the above but for nice views visit Tiger bar.
https://youtu.be/1YwO8hAaDx4
So I will be in Phuket in 2 weeks, any advice on where to get tailored suits and prescription drugs like xanax?
Thanks!Get tailored suits back home. The Indian "tailors" in Thailand sell garbage to tourists and there's no time to fix the disasters that they make. It's a classic example of a business structured for no repeat customers. Take your money, sell you junk, you go home.
Xanax is controlled so you won't be able to get that from a pharmacy without a prescription.
Wolvenvacht
04-02-16, 07:47
Get tailored suits back home. The Indian "tailors" in Thailand sell garbage to tourists and there's no time to fix the disasters that they make. It's a classic example of a business structured for no repeat customers. Take your money, sell you junk, you go home.
Xanax is controlled so you won't be able to get that from a pharmacy without a prescription.Not to say you might get into trouble when you come home and customs checks your bags.
Besides, Thailand will make you so relaxed and cool, you will not miss your daily dose of xanax. A night with a cute bargirl will beat any chemical.
TakeCareYou
04-02-16, 17:16
Hi folks,
As an experienced middle-aged dude I thought I would give my first report and share my experience. Phuket is the place of choice.
Patong to be specific. I have had many great times in Patong and had some great girls. Where do I start?
I don't really like the beer bars, girl bars, massage shops or night-clubs. Except for one. Tai-pan Niteclub.
I love the Tai-pan Niteclub and I've had great success with the women there. Here's how I operate.
1. Choose a hotel within walking distance of Tai-pan. The last thing you want to do is have trouble with the taxi drivers who are like vultures.
And try to overcharge, especially if you have a girl with you. The easy solution is stay at a hotel within walking distance.
I like to stay at the Expat Hotel or the Summer Breeze Hotel both good and clean 3 star hotels that are girl friendly.
But there are many hotels close to Tai-pan and Bangla Road.
2. Arrive at Tai-pan around midnight or later. I prefer to get there at midnight but later is also OK.
Around 2 3 am there will be lots of new arrivals from the bars that have closed.
It is a great sight to see the huge influx of young girls pouring into the Tai-pan Niteclub from the closed bars.
3. Have a drink or two and see what's around and chat to some of the ladies. Enjoy yourself and relax.
4. Eventually make your choice. If you are not sure about your choice just take them for short time and if you like the girl when she is in your room them ask them to stay long time.
5. If the girls doesn't want to go for short time then tell them where your hotel is located. Once they realize your hotel is close by, they will be more willing to go with you.
6. How much to pay? ST 1,000 baht, LT 2,000 baht plus I give them 200 baht tip as well.
7. I find that Tai-pan has a great range of women with great attitudes.
8. Once when I went to Patong for a month I had 6 girls from Tai-pan it was hard work but I loved every moment I still keep in touch with some of the girls.
9. Another place to see and meet great Thai girls is near Tai-pan. In the small street (Soi) that leads to the Expat Hotel and the street where Summer Breeze is in are where the working ladies park their motorbikes.
So, just hand around and if you see one you like ask her to go with you short time or long time.
If she says "no" then tell her that your hotel is very close. Once they know your hotel is very close they are more willing to go with you.
I have had some success this way great fun.
Hope this helps.
Hi folks,
As an experienced middle-aged dude I thought I would give my first report and share my experience. Phuket is the place of choice.
Patong to be specific. I have had many great times in Patong and had some great girls. Where do I start?
I don't really like the beer bars, girl bars, massage shops or night-clubs. Except for one. Tai-pan Niteclub.
I love the Tai-pan Niteclub and I've had great success with the women there. Here's how I operate.
1. Choose a hotel within walking distance of Tai-pan. The last thing you want to do is have trouble with the taxi drivers who are like vultures.
And try to overcharge, especially if you have a girl with you. The easy solution is stay at a hotel within walking distance.
I like to stay at the Expat Hotel or the Summer Breeze Hotel both good and clean 3 star hotels that are girl friendly..Thank you very much for your report as it comes with great timing! I've been to BKK and Pattaya a few times within the last 2 years and I want a change of scene.
I plan on going middle of May for a few days so my question is, How are the weekends compared to Weekdays? Is there a difference in girls? Large crowds? Price? Etc.
Mahalo from Hawaii!
Hi folks,
As an experienced middle-aged dude I thought I would give my first report and share my experience. Phuket is the place of choice.
Patong to be specific. I have had many great times in Patong and had some great girls. Where do I start?
I don't really like the beer bars, girl bars, massage shops or night-clubs. Except for one. Tai-pan Niteclub.
If she says "no" then tell her that your hotel is very close. Once they know your hotel is very close they are more willing to go with you.
I have had some success this way great fun.
Hope this helps.Nice precise very informative write up. I am landing in Phuket this week, I am not a MP or escort guy myself I like FL'rs in disco.
I thought Tiger or Illuzion or Seduction were the only discos where we can have pick up.
Is tie pan so good and is there any other disco than these 4 places for pickups. Kindly enlighten.
Cheers,
Alex.
TakeCareYou
04-03-16, 17:59
Thank you very much for your report as it comes with great timing! I've been to BKK and Pattaya a few times within the last 2 years and I want a change of scene.
I plan on going middle of May for a few days so my question is, How are the weekends compared to Weekdays? Is there a difference in girls? Large crowds? Price? Etc.
Mahalo from Hawaii!Every day in Patong is the weekend! Every night is the same. It is always the weekend in Patong.
I found no difference between the weekdays and the weekends.
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