Phuket Reports

[MakeItOrBreak]

Go down stairs and they had me a customer satisfaction sheet. Fucking A. They care about customer service, that's my type of business! LOL.

One hot night in Katherine's = 2 pops and 3000 baht lighter. Not a bad night in my opinion.

I see now there are few other massage places which are next to Katherine's, anyone tried those?Happy you enjoyed Katherines! I personally think it's best value especially happy hour 2 k THB. Last time I was in the area I looked inside Monroe and they seem to have a good lineup and I heard from others it's good but can't give any feedback. I think they run a 2 hour setup and I suspect New angel I saw them building last time will be similar. There is more fishbowls in the same area but also in the close vicinity.

Will try to visit next time I am around.

[MakeItOrBreak]

While preparing my trip to patong I'm reading the forum and a bit confused. I hope someone can help me on these questions.

1. Do most girls provide covered or uncovered BJ? And if uncovered, then is there any serious risk?

2. Are girls generally open for FFM threesome or mostly not? I mean, chance I'd reasonably to find some, or unlikely?

3. Same for anal sex. Is it common or far from common?

Thanks y'all.


1. I ask for uncovered. If no then either I go for sex or don't bother. There are so many that will I just go get another massage.

2. No idea never bother trying.

3. Some will but you will need to ask. If at a gogo ask what girls will. In a massage joint it is not so common.1. Like stated talk shop before if unsure. But historically FL used to be faster then I could react performing BBBJ. Recent years I hope others can give input about. Risks are well documented and always need to be weighed in.

2. Make sure your talking about the same type of threesome because what I heard from some is that it's more like I will play with my phone while your with my friend. For sure you can find more girls open for this in some "reputable" institutions like Suzy Wong. It's not unheard of and I have been offered at times but nothing I done myself.

3. Anal sex is not uncommon with the semi-pro / pro's but make sure you discuss it early so you don't waste time.

4. Enjoy Phuket!

[Syzygies]

Paid straight away took off my shoes and headed up stairs. Kind of a weak start, very bad small talk because of her bad English and my non-existence Thai. Her name was Adom, not sure if I got that right.

Then she says she's really excited and wants to do it again. 'What happened to the one pop? She says 'I want again'. Now, I'm not an arrogant, I'm pretty sure I'm not that hot in bed, I'm sure she's had better since. You know she's a hooker an all. I tell her it takes me a while to get going again if she wants to do it again.

Gives me another back massage, turns me over, starts to DFK me and Bob's your Uncle, Mr Wang is back in business.

I go to get up, she says no, I want to fuck you. So she caps me again and rides the fucking shit out of me. I thought she was going to snap my dick off at one point.
I have met Thai girls called Atom before (word borrowed from English I guess), but the way Thais pronounce it, it sounds very like Adom. Anyway I think "Atom" is more likely. Dtom is a common Thai girl's name and could be modified to Atom to make it easier for Farangs.
Here is a web page for funny Thai names and "Atom" does appear:
https://thaiwomantalks.com/2011/03/04/weird-thai-nicknames/

It is not at all strange if you catch a girl at her horny time of month (or just exceptionally horny girl), they she would want to ride you cowgirl. That way she can control the movement to get the best feeling. Sometimes the girl needs significant pressure on the clit. Hence "thought she was going to snap my dick off".

I find very few Thai girls are avoiding my DATY service, but only a small percentage are really keen to ride cowgirl to a cum for them, except my regular all night girl likes to take a cowgirl, if still horny.

[Xfreak0000]

Hello?

I have been visiting to Thailand for about 20 years and know quite well about BKK and Pattaya.

However, Phuket is my 1st time in 15 years and I still remember the streets and some disco techs such as Tiger disco, but it is vague memories so can you please share up-to-date information on the below questions?

- where is the most popular pick-up disco / clubs in Patong?

- How much is the normal going rate for S / T and L / T?

- Does it have Termae pick up places like BKK?

- Does it have any membership clubs such as Monte Carlo and Sherbet in BKK?

- 15 years ago, there was about 4-5 gogo bars. Do they still exist and do you recommend gogo bars in phuket?

Thanks a lot.

[DiffPiddy]

Happy you enjoyed Katherines! I personally think it's best value especially happy hour 2 k THB. Last time I was in the area I looked inside Monroe and they seem to have a good lineup and I heard from others it's good but can't give any feedback. I think they run a 2 hour setup and I suspect New angel I saw them building last time will be similar. There is more fishbowls in the same area but also in the close vicinity.

Will try to visit next time I am around.Yeah let me know. I would be interested in trying out some of the other places.

Is New Angel a massage place or a bar?

Has anyone tried a 3 some at Katherine's? What were your experiences and the price?

[SdCharan19]

Dear Friends. I am visiting Thailand Nov 3rd week and planning for a 2 day stay in patong. Kindly suggest a good budget hotel which will be close to the famous bangla road and also guest friendly. This is my first time to Phuket. So seeking some help from the kind souls here on places for mongering there.

Regards,

SDC.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Yeah let me know. I would be interested in trying out some of the other places.

Is New Angel a massage place or a bar?

Has anyone tried a 3 some at Katherine's? What were your experiences and the price?To my understanding it is a fishbowl so will be 3 in a row there with New Angel. I'm quite sure Monroe was "Old" Angel.

Just email Katherine's for cost they reply swiftly. I have been playing with this idea but never acted on it since I think it will be hard to sense chemistry there. I would most likely ask management if they have any recommended combination or a girl there I know after session.

[GDreams]

Dear Friends. I am visiting Thailand Nov 3rd week and planning for a 2 day stay in patong. Kindly suggest a good budget hotel which will be close to the famous bangla road and also guest friendly. This is my first time to Phuket. So seeking some help from the kind souls here on places for mongering there.

Regards,

SDC.Expat Central is good budget offering.

[SdCharan19]

Expat Central is good budget offering.Thanks for the reference mate. Seems like a good location in map. Will look at the reviews and proceed. Thanks again.

Regards,

SDC.

[Banana Boi]

I'm trying to decide how many days I will stay in Phuket so I have a question about the gogo bars on Soi Seadragon. How many girls do these gogo bars have in each one? Are they like Sensations in Pattaya with over 100 girls or do they have 20-30 girls each? Are there other areas of Phuket with good gogo bars?

[ALion2]

Most of them have 10-20 girls. There are no gogos in Phuket with 100 girls. All Phuket gogos are located in the Bangla Road area. The best one is Suzy Wong 1, the last gogo on the right side of Soi Seadragon with a bunch of very hot girls.


I'm trying to decide how many days I will stay in Phuket so I have a question about the gogo bars on Soi Seadragon. How many girls do these gogo bars have in each one? Are they like Sensations in Pattaya with over 100 girls or do they have 20-30 girls each? Are there other areas of Phuket with good gogo bars?

[SlowAndEasy]

Dear Friends. I am visiting Thailand Nov 3rd week and planning for a 2 day stay in patong. Kindly suggest a good budget hotel which will be close to the famous bangla road and also guest friendly. This is my first time to Phuket. So seeking some help from the kind souls here on places for mongering there.

Regards,

SDC.Not sure what your definition of "budget" is. But I stayed at the are Mar Resort. Girl friendly and worth the money. I think it was around 1800 baht / night.

[Smily59]

This is my first holiday in Patong although I did 10+ trips to Thailand, reading the Phuket thread once in a while did not get me too excited. Because the scene is already well documented, thank you guys. I will keep my report short. In case it is reported already, please have patience with me. Maybe you want to read the last paragraphs only and skip the intro.

Hotel.

I arrived last weekend and am staying in the Alfresco Phuket Hotel, distance to Bangla road aprox. 1 km. Easy walking distance for me and not too noisy and girlfriendly. At the reception there is a sign "500 BHT joiner fee", but I talked to Michele, the italian owner and he told me, as long the booking is for 2 persons, there is no fee. I am pleased with the hotel that got good revies, clean, well maintained, efficient staff, functional wifi and would recommend it, as long as you do not want to stay closer to BR.

FL.

They are in the clubs and around BR, as already described in the thread. I would not pick up from the street, met a nice one at Illusions.

Internet.

I had a look at badoo and wechat, got some hellos as well, nothing exciting for me or worth the effort.

Gogos.

Visited a few of them and was not impressed, I agree with the members that Suzi Wong 1 (the one at the very end of the soi) has the best lineup. But, with all the spanking going on, the ladies are not my cup of tea when it comes to barfines.

Beer bars.

In Bangla there are plenty of them, some have poles with dancers, I found these quite entertaining because the ladies were really dancing, instead of doing the Bangkok shuffle. Well these are nce to look at and don't deny a drink if you offer one. Maybe I am too old at the age of 56, but talking to a few of them, I did not get the vibe, that they were keen to join me in the room. Coyotes? I am not aware of reading this here, maybe some seniors can help.

Other regular Beer bars had only a few ladies in each bar, but (there is always a but) most are older and 6 or less, you will only find a diamond in the rough once in a while. Ohoh, they have friends being thirsty as well. Does it make me cheap Charly, when I usually deny drinks for "friends" of a lady I just met? OK I'm aware, I will not earn jai dee points for doing so, but I don't like to act like a sucker, just being gentle but firm. I met a petite and cute 27 yo in a bar in front of the male gogo club WTF on Soi seadragon. For having almost no tits a 6, only a little english, but seemed to be bright and not boring at all. Answering the standard questions and then playing a game, because there is nothing to talk about anymore bores me to hell. Sorry I got distracted, end of rant. Well, that evening I didn't barfine her straight away because I felt I might look a little bit like [CodeWord910] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord910) when walking with her, don't know if you ever had this feeling. So talking to her, I learnt that she suffers migrane and has to avoid the daylight. Maybe you are a vampire got me a good laugh. Talking about what to do when retiring to the room she explained that she is not that much into sexual activities. The last 3 weeks she stayed with a guy. A very good man. Who let her sleep all day aaaaand did not had sex with her. BTW, BF is 1000 BHT and 2000/3000ST / LT for her.

Well, this is only one example, but I met a lot of ladies who apparently had to much baggage to be barfined by me. Hmmm maybe I'm spoilt and just not a good man, and I'm sure she can be good company, but sorry, I would not pay 4000 BHT for this.

Other Beer bar area.

There is a street full Beer bars close to my hotel, I was not aware of from reading the posts. Îf you look at google maps you will see a river in Patong, one road that crosses the river is Soi Rat Uthit 200 that was mentioned in this thread already. The Soi with the Beer bars is close to the river between Soi Rat Uthit 200 and the Soi south of it. Very similar to the regular Beer bars described above, but cheaper. BF500,1500/2000ST / LT.

Massage.

Walking Soi Kep Sab a lady took a liking for me who told me 1000 BHT boom boom upstairs. Hmm, usually I am not keen of having sex at these places with basic amenities, did not carry a condom either. Let me do the interview and find out to what it leads. So how about smoking me? Check. Without condom? Check. Do you provide condom for sex? Check. You will take all clothes off? Check. Can I touch you everywhere? Check. OK, she did not look hot but acceptable MILF mid thirties and not fat maybe a 5, so upstairs we go. The room was a small, dim lit cubicle as expected. She kept her promises although the BBBJ was for maybe 3 minutes only. She was tight or used her vaginal muscles very well so the boom boom was good, she cleaned me up and gave a short oil massage after the deed. She asked for the money when leaving the room, so I gave her 1000 BHT. I expected to have to pay for the room downstairs and would have tipped her then. I had the feeling I might get scammed and asked for some ridiculous money, but no, she did not walk me downstairs and no further requests for money were made on my way out.

Summary, I don't think I missed something for not having visited Patong over all the years. I'm sure, it was better years ago, but this true for any monger location that I am aware of.

[Marvin Hinton]

Much thanks to everyone who post reports on this site. Really helped my research going in. Sharing my experiences.

Hotel: Summer Breeze.

A lot of pluses to this hotel. IMO perfect location. Half a block to hit Bangla, which makes logistics of bringing a girl back easy. Far enough away that there's no real noise issues. This street becomes the scooter parking area during nights, which means a good spot to pick up stray FLs are they end their shifts. Staff is very friendly. No joiner fees. They even rent open rooms for ST to working girls. Main gripe: Wifi is spotty.

Katherine's massage.

Went during happy hour. Quoted 2 K with no fuss. Line-up and selection was very straightforward. Room was nice and clean with shower. Service was very well done. Massage with nice transition into teasing followed by BBBJ, FS. Great attitude, although mine provider is visiting from Bangkok and is leaving in a couple of days. The place is in a weird area. The buildings are colorful but run down. If anyone knows the movie Expendables 2, it has the feel of that Soviet made mock American city run down kind of feel. Very wide roads, with minimal vehicles and people. Agree, getting a taxi to Twin Inn is a great option. I had time so I tried a shuttlebus from Patong Beach Road / Bangla intersection that cost 30 THB. Drop off at Phuket Town took 50 minutes plus another 15 minute stroll, but gave me a chance to see the area. Overall, I was impressed with Katherine's. A little out of the way from Patong.

[Marvin Hinton]

First time in Phuket. Many thanks to those that have reported before me. Adding my experience.

Hotel: Summer Breeze. Positives: location, half a block away from Bangla, which reads as easy walking distance, but not so close that it's noisy. Even better, it's on a street that serves as the scooter parking lot during walking street hours, which means when the clubs let out, the hotel serves as a good place to people watch and / or pick-up stray FLs that are looking for last minute hook-ups. GF, no joiner fees. Staff is friendly. Negatives: no elevator, which doesn't impact me. And Wifi is at times hit or miss.

Katherine's Massage. Location is a little odd. True that telling a taxi to aim for Twin Inn is ideal, since this is just two doors down. I had time so per guidance I tried the shuttlebus from Patong to Phuket Town (30 THB), which took 50 minutes and runs every 30 minutes. Plus another 15 minute stroll to the place. It's located in an area that's a little weird. For those of you who watched the movie Expendables 2, this place reminds me of the run down Soviet made American city mock-up. Faded colorful buildings that looks like they're remnants of a past war. Wide streets, but very little traffic. Inside, the operation is top notch. Went in shortly after 4 pm and was quoted 2 K for 90 minutes no muss no fuss. Line-up and selection was straightforward. Service was fantastic, shower, massage leading into B2 B and light teasing, transitioning into BBBJ and FS. Sweet girl, but was only there for 2 weeks. Tipped 300 THB. Overall, I would repeat.

FL. I haven't had experience with LBs, so found myself suspecting all the aggressive approaches on the street. I'm starting to pick up on some of the nuances. Regardless of the girl, I would question whether she was of age, which sure leads into an opportunity to inspect her ID, but more practically, gets her to talk a bit so I can gauge the voice. Another thing I've noticed (may or may not be true). It's been / and going to be raining during my stay. It seems like the club girls are more likely to not have an umbrella, vs. The LBs which I think stay outside more are more prepared. So I've been using possession of am umbrella as a filter. Haven't tried Illuzion or Tai Pan yet. Will update.

Chang & Bangkok Residence. I tried hitting up these places after 4 am expecting some FL activity, but found both to be very sparse. The pool hall girls (with the baseball caps) seem very unfriendly and all the non baseball cap girls who are playing pool with guys. It almost seems like the girls came in with the guy from somewhere else. Any guidance on how to operate in these two pool halls would be appreciated. But otherwise, both seem weak hunting grounds.

[Breadman]

From my research it seems like everything is located along patong beach. Was wondering what's available in phuket city on the other side?

[Marvin Hinton]

Touts. Yeah they're everywhere. And yeah the choice of males or unattractive really don't seem to be tactically wise. But I just wave them away indicating no. Most get the hint. For those that don't and continue to talk to a moving brick wall, that's their problem.

Tai Pan. I admit I wasn't here at the right time (right around 1 am). FLs weren't out in force so I didn't stay long. From research I noted this place as a FL bar with no LDs, but that wasn't true. There are BG that run around, although admittedly they're the dancers (with short bob cut platinum blonde wigs) and are very obvious. I can see the appeal to some tourists. There's a mini dance floor with a dude who demos basic line dancing moves so it engages everyone. I didn't stay long enough for the bars to let out. Free entry.

Illuzion. A little bit of Vegas this side of the ocean. Nice energetic crowd. There's definitely a quality (and height) difference between those that stand by the entry way vs. Those that cluster around tables near the dance floor. Picked up a couple of girls and bounced over to Hollywood. Being led around isn't my preference, but I figured since I don't know the area, it was an opportunity to check the place out.

Hollywood. Tamer with a lounge-why feel. When I was there there was a live singer. The girls led me into the cordoned off area, which the deal I think was 700 THB for a tower of beer. In retrospect, that actually was a good deal when I consider most drinks at these places start at 200. For 3. 5 x that, you get a lot of beer (for me it wasn't about the alcohol, but negating the pestering for drinks) and a place to chill.

Ended up pulling a petite girl named Wan. Through hand gestures at the noisy club, agreed to 3.5 K. In retrospect, I should have heeded a previous post that said agree to ST first, then see if you want LT (although I'll have to figure out how to convey that more complicated contract within the context of a noisy club). What happened was after taking the girl back, she refused showering together, fingering, toys, blindfold, or anything beyond laying on her back. Her attempts at CBJ and CG were just enough to get me hard so she can resume the passive role. I've come to think of it as lazy sex. I wish I had a ST opt-out clause so I could get her out and go to sleep.

My learning: 1) for efficiency, hit Illuzion after 3 am and 2) agreements should be ST with option for LT.

[Marvin Hinton]

From my research it seems like everything is located along patong beach. Was wondering what's available in phuket city on the other side?I went walkabout in Phuket City waiting for Katherine's happy hour to start. In the 3 street section where Katherine's sits in, there's probably about 10 massage places. Pretty large operations, too, based on the building and signage. Can't speak to what kind of service they provide. I can't imagine it being much different, but I'm guessing Katherine's gets talked about more here because of the happy hour?

Other than that, I saw no tourists and virtually no English signage. Granted my walkabout only spanned the streets between the roundabout where the shuttle bus dropped off and Katherine's, which is to say the streets of Bangkok Rd, Phoon Phon Rd, and Takuapa Rd.

[Marvin Hinton]

Chang Pool & Club and Bangkok Residence. I don't remember exactly where in my research it suggested that these two places are where FLs converge after hours, but after checking in a number of days, I don't see it. Never seen a good crowd. The few girls that are not paired aren't attractive nor do they seem to care.

Tai Pan. After 3 am the crowd does fill up a bit. Maybe it's the location or the set-up, but the FLs in Illuzion definitely have a much higher quality than Tai Pan.

Picked up a Viet girl from Illuzion for 3 K. Standard FS fare and stayed until 7 am. These girls don't seem very interested in foreplay. Just get to the FS and be done with it.

[Komnetkijken]

Hi all,

I'm currently in Patong and spent a couple of days here. And I must say that I'm severely disappointed.

In the bars, the girls are of poor quality. I've been checking most bars at Bangla but actually none caught my real interest.

The girls standing at Bangla are most likely not girls but ladyboy, which I'm not into.

I've visited most gogo bars (exotica, Suzy Wong, harem) and though it's fun to see some girls dance topless or nude, even there the quality was poor.

Now I don't want to sound arrogant but it's just my opinion. Either poor dents, full time covered in tattoos, chubby or top much cosmetic surgery.

I was hoping for more regular girls, like 20 yo, not those very experienced die-hard veterans that I see everywhere.

So if anyone has some good advice, please let me know. Or else I just have to accept that Patong doesn't offer what I look for.

Thanks!

P.S: also quality at massage is disappointing. It's maybe even worse. I've been walking the streets quite a few times but mostly veterans. Not my cup of tea.

[Komnetkijken]

Hi,

My trip is finished and I did eventually find some nice girls at Tiger bar and had good fun. Nevertheless I'm still disappointed on the general quality, but these girls made up for that. All in all, you only need a few nice girls to forget all the others.

I liked Suzy Wong, though only for an hour or so. The girls are pretty.

Be good.

[SeaWalker]

Hello folks,

I recently visited Phuket with my girlfriend. Travelling with her, mongering was never on my agenda. We did walk the Patong Beach road and Rat-you-thit road often. Never once was I offered sex, perhaps because of my company. Even the Bangla street peddlers gave us a fairly wide berth.

We opted for oil massages almost every day, with nothing of importance to report, except one particular incident. One afternoon, we decided to check out 'Lanna massage' on Rat-you-Thit road (Exit Bangla road and turn left, keeping to the left side of the road, about 200 300 meters away). Being with my GF, I never tried showing too much interest in 'choosing' my masseuses and usually left it to destiny. For once we were given separate curtained enclosures, with a curtain drawn between mine and her mattresses. All other places always left the curtain open between us, or took us to a room with two beds.

My masseuse was a pleasant looking petite woman, around 30 I guess. I did ask her to pay more attention to my hamstrings. Pretty soon she pulled the towel off and gave me a really good massage on the back of my thighs and my glutes. I did realise she was going much further than all other masseuses I had taken massage from and as expected, it woke up Jr.

Half way through, she asked me to flip over and was greeted by rising affections for her. With my GF just 3 feet away, separated by a thin curtain (which thankfully was fixed at the 'head' end and could have been pulled open from the feet side), I really didn't know how to react. I sure didn't want to get caught!

But she was an expert. She said something to the masseuse attending my GF in Thai and soon I could hear a conversation starting between my GF and her masseuse. (The usual, where are you from? When are you getting married? Age etc.) But this gave my masseuse the required distraction. She touched my Jr with a light hand and asked if I wanted an HJ, by using the universal sign language for it. I signaled back, saying my GF was right next to me! She pestered and I asked how much? She quoted 1500 THB. Now thanks to this forum, I knew that it was way above the going rate. Besides, I really wasn't sure if I'll enjoy the experience with my GF right next to me. So, I countered with 500 THB. She kept making counter offers, reducing by 100 THB every time, but I stuck with my initial quote of 500 THB. I perhaps really didn't want it. She agreed reluctantly, but no touching was allowed.

Anyway, the deed was done! She also offered me a body to body rub for 1000 THB (or that's what I understood from the sign language). FS was offered for 2000 THB, if I came alone (its hard to miss boom-boom when they mouth it silently).

Now, I didn't have 500 THB change and didn't want to create a scene when paying for the massage, under the watchful eyes of my GF, so I gave her 1000 THB and she slipped out to get the change. About a minute later, another woman entered the enclosure, smiled and cleaned Jr with a warm towel as if this was as common as cleaning a spilled coffee at a restaurant. I really didn't know how to react. Pretty soon my original masseuse returned and resumed the massage. The commotion wasn't lost on my GF who asked me what was going on. "Errmm. Nothing darling. I think she took a restroom break" I said. My masseuse completed the massage with some more GFE (limited to smiles) and in the end surprised my by taking my hands to her chest, allowing me a little squeeze and kissing on my lips briefly.

Wow!

[HardUpSquid]

Hi,

My trip is finished and I did eventually find some nice girls at Tiger bar and had good fun. Nevertheless I'm still disappointed on the general quality, but these girls made up for that. All in all, you only need a few nice girls to forget all the others.

I liked Suzy Wong, though only for an hour or so. The girls are pretty.

Be good.If you haven't been to Suzy Wong's 2 - The Devil's Playground, (Not to be confused with suzy wong in the corner) then I think you owe it to yourself. It's a lot of fun if you like super friendly girls and a lot of playful 'spanks' with the foam bats. I am a fairly seasoned monger in Patong (10+ years) and my best nights are always at the Devil's Playground. Not every girl in there is a stunner but a goodly number are. To the point that I have to sample them ST (DATY) - hehe. To have fun. Don't be stingy with drinks. The more you pay the more they play and these girls really know how to have fun. I'm not going to say which girls are best as beauty is in the eye of the beerholder (beholder), right?

[Komnetkijken]

If you haven't been to Suzy Wong's 2 - The Devil's Playground, (Not to be confused with suzy wong in the corner) then I think you owe it to yourself. It's a lot of fun if you like super friendly girls and a lot of playful 'spanks' with the foam bats. I am a fairly seasoned monger in Patong (10+ years) and my best nights are always at the Devil's Playground. Not every girl in there is a stunner but a goodly number are. To the point that I have to sample them ST (DATY) - hehe. To have fun. Don't be stingy with drinks. The more you pay the more they play and these girls really know how to have fun. I'm not going to say which girls are best as beauty is in the eye of the beerholder (beholder), right?Hey,

Thanks for your reply. I did visit Suzy Wong 2, as well as all other gogo bars there. Yes it's OK but I just didn't like most of the girls. I'd expect more from it, better quality.

But we had fun, no problem.

[Launchnow]

LOL if you are walking with your GF, of course they aren't going to offer you sex.

Face palm.


Hello folks,

I recently visited Phuket with my girlfriend. Travelling with her, mongering was never on my agenda. We did walk the Patong Beach road and Rat-you-thit road often. Never once was I offered sex, perhaps because of my company. Even the Bangla street peddlers gave us a fairly wide berth.

We opted for oil massages almost every day, with nothing of importance to report, except one particular incident. One afternoon, we decided to check out 'Lanna massage' on Rat-you-Thit road (Exit Bangla road and turn left, keeping to the left side of the road, about 200 300 meters away). Being with my GF, I never tried showing too much interest in 'choosing' my masseuses and usually left it to destiny. For once we were given separate curtained enclosures, with a curtain drawn between mine and her mattresses. All other places always left the curtain open between us, or took us to a room with two beds.

My masseuse was a pleasant looking petite woman, around 30 I guess. I did ask her to pay more attention to my hamstrings. Pretty soon she pulled the towel off and gave me a really good massage on the back of my thighs and my glutes. I did realise she was going much further than all other masseuses I had taken massage from and as expected, it woke up Jr.

Half way through, she asked me to flip over and was greeted by rising affections for her. With my GF just 3 feet away, separated by a thin curtain (which thankfully was fixed at the 'head' end and could have been pulled open from the feet side), I really didn't know how to react. I sure didn't want to get caught!

But she was an expert. She said something to the masseuse attending my GF in Thai and soon I could hear a conversation starting between my GF and her masseuse. (The usual, where are you from? When are you getting married? Age etc.) But this gave my masseuse the required distraction. She touched my Jr with a light hand and asked if I wanted an HJ, by using the universal sign language for it. I signaled back, saying my GF was right next to me! She pestered and I asked how much? She quoted 1500 THB. Now thanks to this forum, I knew that it was way above the going rate. Besides, I really wasn't sure if I'll enjoy the experience with my GF right next to me. So, I countered with 500 THB. She kept making counter offers, reducing by 100 THB every time, but I stuck with my initial quote of 500 THB. I perhaps really didn't want it. She agreed reluctantly, but no touching was allowed.

Anyway, the deed was done! She also offered me a body to body rub for 1000 THB (or that's what I understood from the sign language). FS was offered for 2000 THB, if I came alone (its hard to miss boom-boom when they mouth it silently).

Now, I didn't have 500 THB change and didn't want to create a scene when paying for the massage, under the watchful eyes of my GF, so I gave her 1000 THB and she slipped out to get the change. About a minute later, another woman entered the enclosure, smiled and cleaned Jr with a warm towel as if this was as common as cleaning a spilled coffee at a restaurant. I really didn't know how to react. Pretty soon my original masseuse returned and resumed the massage. The commotion wasn't lost on my GF who asked me what was going on. "Errmm. Nothing darling. I think she took a restroom break" I said. My masseuse completed the massage with some more GFE (limited to smiles) and in the end surprised my by taking my hands to her chest, allowing me a little squeeze and kissing on my lips briefly.

Wow!

[Banana Boi]

Trying to decide again if I should try Patong for a few days. Since I am mainly a gogo guy I guess it really comes down to one question for me. Lookswise how would the top 10 Patong gogo girls compare to some of the top gogo girls in Pattaya and Bangkok. For reference, I think the hottest girls in Pattaya and Bangkok are at Baccara.

BTW, thanks Marvin for your reports. Not much reporting done in the Phuket forum.

[The Cane]

Trying to decide again if I should try Patong for a few days. Since I am mainly a gogo guy I guess it really comes down to one question for me. Lookswise how would the top 10 Patong gogo girls compare to some of the top gogo girls in Pattaya and Bangkok. For reference, I think the hottest girls in Pattaya and Bangkok are at Baccara.

BTW, thanks Marvin for your reports. Not much reporting done in the Phuket forum.When I went to Thailand, the hottest girl I met during the entire trip was in Phuket. I don't remember the name of the club, but you had to go upstairs to get to it. My God, this girl (went by Kate) looked like a beautiful, dark-haired, white-skinned, Thai Jennifer Aniston. Never going to forget her! Just gorgeous. Beautiful face, flawless skin, great ass, wonderful and fun personality. Yes, Bangkok and Pattaya have a lot more choice, but for me, the jewel was found in Phuket!

[MakeItOrBreak]

Trying to decide again if I should try Patong for a few days. Since I am mainly a gogo guy I guess it really comes down to one question for me. Lookswise how would the top 10 Patong gogo girls compare to some of the top gogo girls in Pattaya and Bangkok. For reference, I think the hottest girls in Pattaya and Bangkok are at Baccara.

BTW, thanks Marvin for your reports. Not much reporting done in the Phuket forum.


When I went to Thailand, the hottest girl I met during the entire trip was in Phuket. I don't remember the name of the club, but you had to go upstairs to get to it. My God, this girl (went by Kate) looked like a beautiful, dark-haired, white-skinned, Thai Jennifer Aniston. Never going to forget her! Just gorgeous. Beautiful face, flawless skin, great ass, wonderful and fun personality. Yes, Bangkok and Pattaya have a lot more choice, but for me, the jewel was found in Phuket!Every gogo is almost owned by Suzy Wong now I reckon. There is quality girls in these from my own experience and at some place they pick their own clients. To be clear personally for me Patong has become a street with big nightclubs and with the prices going up most girls just go there late pickup a willing customer and make their bacon in 2 hours. So why I am hesitant recommending Patong since it has changed drastically but to be fair I am visiting it less frequently also.

I have limited insight in your places of reference but their is diamonds in the rough. Compared to top tier places like Goldfinger Prague and Mavericks Cape Town it's a bit sub par. If you don't try you will never know most people enjoy it and I have plenty of times with my friends.

[CallSign Papa]

When I went to Thailand, the hottest girl I met during the entire trip was in Phuket. I don't remember the name of the club, but you had to go upstairs to get to it. Sounds like Hollywood.

[Mr Enternational]

Sounds like Hollywood.LOL. You got to go upstairs to get to 90% of them! Hollywood was pretty much all gay people when I went last month. It is small inside too. Illuzion is the spot these days.

[The Cane]

LOL. You got to go upstairs to get to 90% of them!That wasn't true in the part of Phuket I was in. Just took a look at a map, and the place was across from the Margarita Bar (that's what it was called then anyway) and not far from the Tiger Complex and Disco. From my hotel, I had to cross Rat-you-Thit Road to get there.

[MakeItOrBreak]

LOL. You got to go upstairs to get to 90% of them! Hollywood was pretty much all gay people when I went last month. It is small inside too. Illuzion is the spot these days.Back in the day it was almost only Hollywood you would go to at least until 2011. Meaning all converged there after 01:00 or Tiger Disco so I think most people will assume that place. But your probably right that it is Illuzion if it was a crowded place and if I am not totally mistaken they reside in the old Hollywood spot.

I will be going next weekend how is it looking currently is there any quality to be found?

[Mr Enternational]

That wasn't true in the part of Phuket I was in. Just took a look at a map, and the place was across from the Margarita Bar (that's what it was called then anyway) and not far from the Tiger Complex and Disco. From my hotel, I had to cross Rat-you-Thit Road to get there.I am talking about the discos on Bangla Road.

[Belisaj]

Going through the forum, it seems that the highest quality and quantity girls seem to be in the night clubs and it seems that there isn't too much info on the nightclubs here. I'll be in Phuket in April for just 3 days so for efficiency purposes, it seems Tiger Disco, Illuzion, and Hollywood are the best places to grab a stunner and go based on what people have mentioned in this forum so far. Is this correct and if so, what would be the best times to hit these places up to make sure the best girls aren't taken by that time? 3 am seems a little late IMO.

[DavidRim]

You're right, the clubs are the best for quality freelancers. 12-1 am is optimum time. Otherwise the highest quality is snapped up. Plus I don't like to be too inebriated when taking a girl home. Taking her for a game of pool at Chang pool bar is always a good call as well, breaks the ice.


Going through the forum, it seems that the highest quality and quantity girls seem to be in the night clubs and it seems that there isn't too much info on the nightclubs here. I'll be in Phuket in April for just 3 days so for efficiency purposes, it seems Tiger Disco, Illuzion, and Hollywood are the best places to grab a stunner and go based on what people have mentioned in this forum so far. Is this correct and if so, what would be the best times to hit these places up to make sure the best girls aren't taken by that time? 3 am seems a little late IMO.

[Belisaj]

You're right, the clubs are the best for quality freelancers. 12-1 am is optimum time. Otherwise the highest quality is snapped up. Plus I don't like to be too inebriated when taking a girl home. Taking her for a game of pool at Chang pool bar is always a good call as well, breaks the ice.Sounds great. Appreciate the info, David. Is there a specific club that you'd recommend or just try going to the big ones (Tiger Disco, Illuzion, Hollywood)? Thanks in advance.

[Onojdi]

I have to wait 8 hours on the Phuket International Airport for my flight to Pattaya and I was wondering is there any massage shop with FS near the airport? I checked the bus / taxi options but I don't like it. I will travel almost 14 hours to reach Phuket and I do not want to spend the time between flights traveling few more hours by bus or taxi to visit the town.

So my idea is to see the few minutes away Nai Yang beach and hopefully to find some massage parlour or bar with FS to relax while waiting for the next flight. Any info where can I find girls next to the airport. At noon My flight arrive very early in the morning and the next one is at 3 PM.

[MakeItOrBreak]

I have to wait 8 hours on the Phuket International Airport for my flight to Pattaya and I was wondering is there any massage shop with FS near the airport? I checked the bus / taxi options but I don't like it. I will travel almost 14 hours to reach Phuket and I do not want to spend the time between flights traveling few more hours by bus or taxi to visit the town.

So my idea is to see the few minutes away Nai Yang beach and hopefully to find some massage parlour or bar with FS to relax while waiting for the next flight. Any info where can I find girls next to the airport. At noon My flight arrive very early in the morning and the next one is at 3 PM.Get some rest and go out from the airport after lunch and look for massage shops. I am sure the option is there on the main road or sois connecting to it but that said I have never been to it. One approach would be to go to the taximeter queue and advise with the driver if they are at loss go plan be. That said Phuket Town / Patong is less than 1 hour away in low traffic and you might as well get a taxi for 1000 THB to get some sleep or if it is night time get some action.

[Tummen]

I have to wait 8 hours on the Phuket International Airport for my flight to Pattaya and I was wondering is there any massage shop with FS near the airport? I checked the bus / taxi options but I don't like it. I will travel almost 14 hours to reach Phuket and I do not want to spend the time between flights traveling few more hours by bus or taxi to visit the town.

So my idea is to see the few minutes away Nai Yang beach and hopefully to find some massage parlour or bar with FS to relax while waiting for the next flight. Any info where can I find girls next to the airport. At noon My flight arrive very early in the morning and the next one is at 3 PM.At the end of Nai Yang beach there is a small soi to the left. There you have some small shops that you can ask for anything you want without having to go through the massage.

I do not think there is places like that along main road.

[JunkJock]

Please see my first-time report in the Bangkok thread. This was my first trip to Thailand and it mentions my overall good and bad impressions, if you haven't been there yourself. Overall, I'd avoid any bars in Bangkok and Phuket, striking all bar girls off the map. FLs and massage places are much more monger-friendly and not the tourist traps bars are.

On to the report.

I only made one trip to Katherine's Massage, while staying in Patong beach. I took the cheap local bus (which took over an hour without A/C) and got a moped-cab ride back (for 600 bhat) as the entire island is a cab fare scam. Katherine's, however, did not disappoint. I went in during "happy hour" around 430 pm and was offered about 7-8 pics. I selected the two best and was shown both women in real-life a minute later. Both were drop-dead stunners considering Thailand's overall average talent level (and stunners anywhere else) and I picked one. I paid 3 k bhat which included only one shot. As we went upstairs, I got a really bad vibe from the girl, despite making every effort to get off on the right foot. Before any clothes came off I decided to cut bait, and asked her politely if I could speak to the guy at reception again. I did, and first of all paid another 1 k bhat to upgrade to two-shots (important for me when I'm horny, as I tend to blow the first one fast). I then asked him for the other girl he showed me instead. Her name was Forah, and she had an almost Japanese or Pan-Asian look to her, something like a Bond Girl or Rambo's girlfriend. The course was for 90 minutes, including a massage, BBBJ to COT, two showers, and plenty of covered action in front of giants mirrors in between. I was certainly happy I switched girls as the service was as good as I could have asked. She even made the effort to moan which I find pretty rare overall.

Other than the logistical effort to get to Katherine's, I believe it's a top-notch operation all around in the mongering world, and no one should ever regret segueing there. I'd pay for full-on cabfares next time and suck up the cost, making it less of an adventure.

The following week found me in Tokyo (for Yoshiwara) and Osaka (for Tobita Sinchi), so check out those threads for more reports!

[BobLeFapper]

Heading to Phuket in May, wanting to hit up some spots. Honestly not a fan of clubs / bars etc so I'm hoping to get some action in any brothels or massage parlours. Open to any advice too.

I have read about Christines in Patong, and massages at Katherines, Grand Plaza, Pink Lady and Sea Pearl hotel in Phuket Town. Can anyone confirm if these exists?

I was wondering if there are any escorts available too, or how does one pick up a street walker along the road or hooker online? I much prefer incalls, as I am not sure how outcalls to girl friendly hotels work.

Any tips would be recommended.

Visiting Phi Phi too but I doubt there is much to be had there.

[BobLeFapper]

Heading to Phuket / Thailand for the first time to get some action. Wondering where are the recommended places or guides to get some action.

I tend to prefer massage parlours that offer full service or at least a handjob and a relaxing time. Been reading about Katherines and Angel in Phuket Town along with Christins in Patong.

I'm wondering if there is more, 3 soapy / erotic massages seem like very little for a town like Phuket. I have been reading about a Sea Pearl but it is illusive as heck, no website, phone, anything, nothing.

I'm also wondering if anyone has experience with using WeChat / Whatsapp / Line there to find someone too. Does it work mainly in Patong or in Phuket town too?

Additionally, are there brothels or fish bowls? Escorts seem pretty expensive, at 6000 for 2 hours, and the girls aren't that hot, so I think I will pass on those. Not really into going into bars and partying so I doubt I would try the barfine route.

[Steve 9696]

Heading to Phuket in May, wanting to hit up some spots. Honestly not a fan of clubs / bars etc so I'm hoping to get some action in any brothels or massage parlours. Open to any advice too.

I have read about Christines in Patong, and massages at Katherines, Grand Plaza, Pink Lady and Sea Pearl hotel in Phuket Town. Can anyone confirm if these exists?

I was wondering if there are any escorts available too, or how does one pick up a street walker along the road or hooker online? I much prefer incalls, as I am not sure how outcalls to girl friendly hotels work.

Any tips would be recommended.

Visiting Phi Phi too but I doubt there is much to be had there.Christine's in Phuket is decent. I was there in Jan 2017 but assume it's same. They have a pretty big fishbowl. I'd say 30+ girls when we went around 7 or 8 pm. Quite a lot of pretty girls. Was 3300 baht for one shot. Don't expect GFE or cuddling. Just soapy Matt play and sex. And wrap it up after you cum.

Had one really pretty Japanese looking gal. Zero chest but great cowgirl. First bang of the week so I came pretty fast. She gave me three quick thank you squeezes with her pussy when I finished. Kinda cool. Never had that before!

Second girl was gorgeous and great chest, but whe we got into the action she said "I don't lick balls" and it kinda went downhill from there. So YMMV.

I really do recommend the strip clubs. Avoid Suzy Wongs- Too rowdy for you. Prettiest girls to watch are at Harem. But not best to take home. Devils Playground was our go to for pretty girls in a chill atmosphere who are ready to hit the road with you on a moments notice. All three of us scored matches on two different nights.

Have fun!

[Steve 9696]

Christine's in Phuket is decent. I was there in Jan 2017 but assume it's same. They have a pretty big fishbowl. I'd say 30+ girls when we went around 7 or 8 pm. Quite a lot of pretty girls. Was 3300 baht for one shot. Don't expect GFE or cuddling. Just soapy Matt play and sex. And wrap it up after you cum.

Had one really pretty Japanese looking gal. Zero chest but great cowgirl. First bang of the week so I came pretty fast. She gave me three quick thank you squeezes with her pussy when I finished. Kinda cool. Never had that before!

Second girl was gorgeous and great chest, but whe we got into the action she said "I don't lick balls" and it kinda went downhill from there. So YMMV..P.S- if a girl has no chest she will wear a high cut dress. If she has any chest at all, she will wear low cut to show it off. My little Japanese-like girl literally had nipples and nothing else. Still a lovely girl, but figured out the "cut of dress" clue after the fact.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Heading to Phuket in May, wanting to hit up some spots. Honestly not a fan of clubs / bars etc so I'm hoping to get some action in any brothels or massage parlours. Open to any advice too.

I have read about Christines in Patong, and massages at Katherines, Grand Plaza, Pink Lady and Sea Pearl hotel in Phuket Town. Can anyone confirm if these exists?

I was wondering if there are any escorts available too, or how does one pick up a street walker along the road or hooker online? I much prefer incalls, as I am not sure how outcalls to girl friendly hotels work.

Any tips would be recommended.

Visiting Phi Phi too but I doubt there is much to be had there.



I'm wondering if there is more, 3 soapy / erotic massages seem like very little for a town like Phuket. I have been reading about a Sea Pearl but it is illusive as heck, no website, phone, anything, nothing.

I'm also wondering if anyone has experience with using WeChat / Whatsapp / Line there to find someone too. Does it work mainly in Patong or in Phuket town too?

Additionally, are there brothels or fish bowls?Pink Lady is to my knowledge not existing in the same form anymore but there is club variant still going with girls that do things on the side. Grand Plaza is closed. My best recommendation is from your description to do Phuket Town. You can find some details about this in my earlier posts and the best recommendation I can come with is Katherines happy hour. If your are willing to explore the area neighboring Katherines there is many fishbowls / massage / ktvs. But there will be a language barrier and you should be mindful this is not the nicest place in town don't get into arguments with Thais and always be polite even when being wronged.

I think your referring to Pearl Hotel in Phuket Town I haven't been myself but apparently from what I gathered last year it is still a soapy there. I have yet to read anyone here recently going there? Please correct me if wrong.

You can look around on LINE, Wechat, Badoo and Tinder but be sure to ask if they are LB if that is not your thing. Prices in Phuket will vary and for a newbie I think you have to expect 2000 THB average and with that in mind happy hour is quite a bargain. (Man always sounds like I am working for them I need to try more places).

I can't recommend Christines seeing how much they are asking nowadays and never when visited gone for a girl since 2011. Maybe it's me at fault? You can find massage offering full fledged experience in most of Patong and concentrated in the area surrounding Christines. If you walk around in Patong you will notice freelancers roaming or especially during evenings at Bangla "waiting for the bus" when the street is closed for traffic. Smile and seek eye contact and it will not be hard to make contact. As for Phi Phi I have only gone there with friends or girls I know already but I'm quite sure there is action to be had there that said befriend someone in Phuket and take them with you if this worries you.

Hope you have a nice trip but try to read up a bit in the forum and you will be able to enjoy Phuket more! Don't situate yourself at a hotel requiring taxi to get around unless your willing to pay a lot for it.

[BobLeFapper]

Thanks everyone for your valuable input!

Seems like Patong is the place to be in for sex and there is a lot of information about Patong. Especially Soi Bangla, Soi Kep Sap, random massage parlours and not to mention the bars.

I am thinking about staying in Phuket Town though because of Katherine's (and access to day tours to Phang Nga and Phi Phi) but there doesn't seem to be much information about where else to get action. I heard there are FLs around the Clock Tower but it seems odd because its a roundabout?

There is also a Soi 11 talked about but from Google Maps and videos, it seems pretty dodgy. Think dimly lit roads, glass store fronts with weathered cushions in them.

Nonetheless, is it accessible to just take a Grab taxi to Patong? Or I guess I can do Patong for a day and then Phuket town the next if needed.

After reading about Christins, I think I would give it a miss, 3300 is steep for the hit-or-miss service that they seem to give there. I figure rent must be high. There are many places that offer less for more.

Does anyone know if there is a Sex Map out there for Phuket? I'm thinking of doing one.


I really do recommend the strip clubs. Avoid Suzy Wongs- Too rowdy for you. Prettiest girls to watch are at Harem. But not best to take home. Devils Playground was our go to for pretty girls in a chill atmosphere who are ready to hit the road with you on a moments notice. All three of us scored matches on two different nights.

Have fun!I am very new to this and would be rolling solo, how does one just pick up a girl at a bar? Tips appreciated! I have been reading but it seems like most people have a drink, and either approach girls or get approached and get asked for ST / LT which can either result in a good experience (she stays overnight) or an okay one (she goes off after your ST / LT).

[Steve 9696]

Thanks everyone for your valuable input!

Seems like Patong is the place to be in for sex and there is a lot of information about Patong. Especially Soi Bangla, Soi Kep Sap, random massage parlours and not to mention the bars.

I am thinking about staying in Phuket Town though because of Katherine's (and access to day tours to Phang Nga and Phi Phi) but there doesn't seem to be much information about where else to get action. I heard there are FLs around the Clock Tower but it seems odd because its a roundabout?

There is also a Soi 11 talked about but from Google Maps and videos, it seems pretty dodgy. Think dimly lit roads, glass store fronts with weathered cushions in them.

Nonetheless, is it accessible to just take a Grab taxi to Patong? Or I guess I can do Patong for a day and then Phuket town the next if needed.

After reading about Christins, I think I would give it a miss, 3300 is steep for the hit-or-miss service that they seem to give there. I figure rent must be high. There are many places that offer less for more.

Does anyone know if there is a Sex Map out there for Phuket? I'm thinking of doing one.

I am very new to this and would be rolling solo, how does one just pick up a girl at a bar? Tips appreciated! I have been reading but it seems like most people have a drink, and either approach girls or get approached and get asked for ST / LT which can either result in a good experience (she stays overnight) or an okay one (she goes off after your ST / LT).I don't know too much about your budget, but 3300 baht is $106. And that, in my book is super cheap pussy from a worldwide perspective. Is 3000-4000 baht doable, if the girl is hot? Then you can definitely get strippers to go ST with you and they are hot. I can tell you more about "how" if that is realistic. If that is out of the question, the bar girls are about half that, but more girl next door. Tell me your budget for ST and I can suggest a plan.

BTW short time by definition means one shot and she leaves and long time means overnight. Usually two shots before bed and one in the morning. It is a good hour cab ride to Patong, but worth it o see "the scene" IMO.

[BobLeFapper]

I don't know too much about your budget, but 3300 baht is $106. And that, in my book is super cheap pussy from a worldwide perspective. Is 3000-4000 baht doable, if the girl is hot? Then you can definitely get strippers to go ST with you and they are hot. I can tell you more about "how" if that is realistic. If that is out of the question, the bar girls are about half that, but more girl next door. Tell me your budget for ST and I can suggest a plan.

BTW short time by definition means one shot and she leaves and long time means overnight. Usually two shots before bed and one in the morning. It is a good hour cab ride to Patong, but worth it o see "the scene" IMO.Absolutely, 3000 THB is doable for me. What I meant was, when compared with say Katherine, spending 3300 at Christin just seems like bad value.

I would definitely like to hear about how to do strippers or get bar girls LT, I prefer LT simply because I take quite long to cum, drawbacks of stamina I guess. I will be rolling solo in this so there is definitely that bit of anxiety there.

Massages are just more my thing because of the relaxed factor.

[Steve 9696]

Absolutely, 3000 THB is doable for me. What I meant was, when compared with say Katherine, spending 3300 at Christin just seems like bad value.

I would definitely like to hear about how to do strippers or get bar girls LT, I prefer LT simply because I take quite long to cum, drawbacks of stamina I guess. I will be rolling solo in this so there is definitely that bit of anxiety there.

Massages are just more my thing because of the relaxed factor.As I said, take a taxi to Patong, nearly an hour ride. There are lots of places to stay. For less tha $100/ night I highly recommend th RMar. It is a really nice hotel, close to the action, but not so close as to be seedy. Nice rooms. Nice pool. Girl friendly (I. E. They expect you will be bringing back a girl, no problem and no extra fee, make sure to book a double room tho). You can walk to Bangla road from there.

Bangla road is where all the action is. There are discos and bars and such. Since you said you are not a bar type I would not try to get freelancers in the discos. Head down to Soi Sea Dragon to the small bars and gogo bars. Walking down Bangla from the main Road, SSD will be on your right about midway to the beach. On SSD you wil find 10 or 20 little open air bars with 2 or 3 girls at each and about 10 gogo bars around the edge. All girls at the bars and gogos will gladly go with you to your room. The deal is you pay a "bar fine" to the house and take the girl. Then after doing the deed you pay the girl in the room (not before).

If you want the girl next door, they will be at the open air bars. They are super cheap to take away. They often have little games to play with dice or pounding a nail into a block (they will shame you at this!) to just have some fun. Have a beer, play some games. See one you like? Ask her "you go with me?" If she hasn't asked you. If she says yes, as her how much for short time. How much for longtime. How much for bar fine. Don't be shy. This is why they are there.

If you want a more beautiful girl, they are in the gogos dancing on stage. Don't let one of the touts pull you in. Decide where you want to go. I recommend Harem to watch. They may not even approach you. Sit and watch. Have a beer. A lady may want you to buy her a beer. If you like her do it. If not, decline. They are not cheap, like $8 or something but it is part of the game. We liked Devils Playground for hot girls ready to go with. So go there after harem. Same deal as the bargirls. She may ask or you may ask her "you go with me?" Is the standard line.

Take a cab to the hotel and take her to your room. I think you probably can figure out the rest. Don't be surprised if it is covered BJ. We saw this a lot in Thailand, with a few exceptions. When you say it takes you a long time to cum, how long is long? ST should get you a full hour.

[PneMongerer]

Hi there,

I will be travelling to Phuket soon with my wife.

Any recommendations where can find couples erotic soapy massage? Male masseuse for wife. Preferably with good ambience and not shady looking.

Additionally can we get something similar in any 4 star spa resort we plan to stay at?

Thanks.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Absolutely, 3000 THB is doable for me. What I meant was, when compared with say Katherine, spending 3300 at Christin just seems like bad value.

I would definitely like to hear about how to do strippers or get bar girls LT, I prefer LT simply because I take quite long to cum, drawbacks of stamina I guess. I will be rolling solo in this so there is definitely that bit of anxiety there.

Massages are just more my thing because of the relaxed factor.Don't worry just don't rush into things with girls and if bad mojo just send them back. What I mean if they suddenly change in the room politely ask them to leave. Try again there is plenty of girls.

Please also report back your experience. I see you mostly ask questions about different destinations but this time maybe you can provide some here since it's really slow nowadays.

[Steve 9696]

As I said, take a taxi to Patong, nearly an hour ride. There are lots of places to stay. For less tha $100/ night I highly recommend th RMar. It is a really nice hotel, close to the action, but not so close as to be seedy. Nice rooms. Nice pool. Girl friendly (I. E. They expect you will be bringing back a girl, no problem and no extra fee, make sure to book a double room tho). You can walk to Bangla road from there.

Bangla road is where all the action is. There are discos and bars and such. Since you said you are not a bar type I would not try to get freelancers in the discos. Head down to Soi Sea Dragon to the small bars and gogo bars. Walking down Bangla from the main Road, SSD will be on your right about midway to the beach. On SSD you wil find 10 or 20 little open air bars with 2 or 3 girls at each and about 10 gogo bars around the edge. All girls at the bars and gogos will gladly go with you to your room. The deal is you pay a "bar fine" to the house and take the girl. Then after doing the deed you pay the girl in the room (not before).

If you want the girl next door, they will be at the open air bars. They are super cheap to take away. They often have little games to play with dice or pounding a nail into a block (they will shame you at this!) to just have some fun. Have a beer, play some games. See one you like? Ask her "you go with me?" If she hasn't asked you. If she says yes, as her how much for short time. How much for longtime. How much for bar fine. Don't be shy. This is why they are there..Sorry. Misspoke. Our go to for takeaway was Diablo not Devils Playhround. Small club but pretty girls ready to go. Just a couple doors down from Suzi Wong's.

[BobLeFapper]

Don't worry just don't rush into things with girls and if bad mojo just send them back. What I mean if they suddenly change in the room politely ask them to leave. Try again there is plenty of girls.

Please also report back your experience. I see you mostly ask questions about different destinations but this time maybe you can provide some here since it's really slow nowadays.I'm going to make you a promise to do so.

I am actually thinking of staying in Phuket Town and information about mongering there is really sparse, few and far between with only Katherines, New Angel, and Soi 11. Are there any more tips on how to have a good time there?

Reason for staying there is just to be closer to the day trips to Phi Phi and Phang Nga.

[Steve 9696]

I'm going to make you a promise to do so.

I am actually thinking of staying in Phuket Town and information about mongering there is really sparse, few and far between with only Katherines, New Angel, and Soi 11. Are there any more tips on how to have a good time there?

Reason for staying there is just to be closer to the day trips to Phi Phi and Phang Nga.If one of your main goals is to get with girls, do not stay in Phuket town itself. Go read the recent post comparing Pattaya and Phuket in the Pattaya forum. When he talks about Phuket he is talking about Patong beach. Phuket town would be a distant third behind Pattaya and Patong.

[MakeItOrBreak]

I'm going to make you a promise to do so.

I am actually thinking of staying in Phuket Town and information about mongering there is really sparse, few and far between with only Katherines, New Angel, and Soi 11. Are there any more tips on how to have a good time there?

Reason for staying there is just to be closer to the day trips to Phi Phi and Phang Nga.Phuket Town has some good options and where you find Katherines there is plenty more and walking distance. Nearby Soi (Streets) in between the plaza (Please see my previous posts for variation of names) contain quite large fishbowls as well. I only been to one outside the area and I think it was called Bangkok (Why I don't recommend staying there whole trip is that its a bit quiet early.

Phuket is not big and all talk about 1 hour in traffic can happen but it depends on where you going. If you stay in Patong and leave for Katherines around 7 pm it will be about 30 minutes. Taxi, Tuktuk and even the few Taximeter is expensive best is if you can transport yourself on motorbike.

You can also consider staying in Chalong which will keep you close to activities as well but actually have a bar life. (The area near Chalong Pier and nearby). Rawai and surrounding area as well but I'm badly navigated there and normally go with expats and just follow them. That area is cheaper and you can get more value for money.

Don't book all in advance scout out a place you want to start with and then if you like it stay else move on. Most of all enjoy Thailand it is a wonderful place and my first trip is still close to my heart haha.

[BobLeFapper]

Phuket Town has some good options and where you find Katherines there is plenty more and walking distance. Nearby Soi (Streets) in between the plaza (Please see my previous posts for variation of names) contain quite large fishbowls as well. I only been to one outside the area and I think it was called Bangkok (Why I don't recommend staying there whole trip is that its a bit quiet early.

Phuket is not big and all talk about 1 hour in traffic can happen but it depends on where you going. If you stay in Patong and leave for Katherines around 7 pm it will be about 30 minutes. Taxi, Tuktuk and even the few Taximeter is expensive best is if you can transport yourself on motorbike.

You can also consider staying in Chalong which will keep you close to activities as well but actually have a bar life. (The area near Chalong Pier and nearby). Rawai and surrounding area as well but I'm badly navigated there and normally go with expats and just follow them. That area is cheaper and you can get more value for money.

Don't book all in advance scout out a place you want to start with and then if you like it stay else move on. Most of all enjoy Thailand it is a wonderful place and my first trip is still close to my heart haha.Reading all your posts have been a revelation, unbeknownst to me, I had already read like 10 of them but now I have finished them all.

I believe I would unfortunately stay in Phuket Town as it is near to the day activities like snorkelling, diving, kayaking etc. Patong holds little interest for me in that respect and I should be able to get my groove on between Katherines, New Angel, and some chat apps. I plan to head to Phi Phi too so there isn't much time. Hopefully with more time, I would be able to return and stay in both towns since there are some locations in Patong I hope to visit too.

Given your extensive experience, I hope I can respectfully, ask how you stay safe from STDs? The forums have reports of dudes who woke up with an itch (and more) after a fun night so I am wondering if there are any cardinal rules you abide by or signs you look for in order to avoid the risk.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Reading all your posts have been a revelation, unbeknownst to me, I had already read like 10 of them but now I have finished them all.

I believe I would unfortunately stay in Phuket Town as it is near to the day activities like snorkelling, diving, kayaking etc. Patong holds little interest for me in that respect and I should be able to get my groove on between Katherines, New Angel, and some chat apps. I plan to head to Phi Phi too so there isn't much time. Hopefully with more time, I would be able to return and stay in both towns since there are some locations in Patong I hope to visit too.

Given your extensive experience, I hope I can respectfully, ask how you stay safe from STDs? The forums have reports of dudes who woke up with an itch (and more) after a fun night so I am wondering if there are any cardinal rules you abide by or signs you look for in order to avoid the risk.I am not that active in punting as many gentleman here are my 5 cents. If I am unsure about the girl I don't kiss her or get intimate in a way that might transmit something. I am no doctor but there is plenty of information available on the subject in the forum and what they do and how they remedy themselves. Some people make sure to take a treatment of antibiotics when returning back to normal life and use vodka to clean their private parts after some naughty fun. I don't know how effective anything of this is but you notice if a girl takes good care of herself and mouth hygiene as well as intimacy it's unlikely you will contract something from a blowjob or kissing. There is always a risk it comes with the territory if it is a ONS from a bar or a working girl.

[BackToDesi]

Hi friends,

I am planning a trip to Phuket this month end with a friend for 3 nights please guys suggest me nice hotel near the action which could be girl friendly and not very far from action as we rare not planning to taking scooters on rent due to some bad experience in the past.

Last time I was staying in Amari but it was very far from the action.

And guy please update me on some nice beautiful freelancers contacts also.

I would be really thankful and if anyone of you is in phuket that time we can join for some action or drinks togther.

Thanks guys I have to book the hotel yet so guys suggestions are welcome.

[Cdd4100]

BTW short time by definition means one shot and she leaves and long time means overnight. Usually two shots before bed and one in the morning. It is a good hour cab ride to Patong, but worth it o see "the scene" IMO.

I agree with ST definition. But past two years I find LT girls leave at 4 or 5 AM, no chance for morning shot. I don't repeat with these girls but I find it somewhat frustrating. I don't like to get into an argument and I don't want to insist they stay. So now I do only ST. I suppose, reading the forum, that I could ask how long they'll stay for LT, but frankly I don't believe them. Suddenly a "sister" will get sick at 4 AM or something like that and off they go.

[Steve 9696]

Hi friends,

I am planning a trip to Phuket this month end with a friend for 3 nights please guys suggest me nice hotel near the action which could be girl friendly and not very far from action as we rare not planning to taking scooters on rent due to some bad experience in the past.

Last time I was staying in Amari but it was very far from the action.

And guy please update me on some nice beautiful freelancers contacts also.

I would be really thankful and if anyone of you is in phuket that time we can join for some action or drinks togther.

Thanks guys I have to book the hotel yet so guys suggestions are welcome.You don't say, but I hope you are staying in Patong, not Phuket proper. Assuming so we loved RMar. It is well priced nice girl friendly and only a few blocks walk from Bangla road. Best combo of quiet close and girl friendly IMO. Staff is great too. Make sure to book a double to avoid joiner fee.

[BackToDesi]

Hi guys,

I have shortlisted aome according to my prefrences please tell me if thwy are girl friendly or not?

1. pating beach hotel.

2. the bliss south patong beach.

3. RMAR as suggested by fellow member.

Please guide me the beat out of these 3 and girl friendly also.


You don't say, but I hope you are staying in Patong, not Phuket proper. Assuming so we loved RMar. It is well priced nice girl friendly and only a few blocks walk from Bangla road. Best combo of quiet close and girl friendly IMO. Staff is great too. Make sure to book a double to avoid joiner fee.

[AmpFinders]

I have stayed at the Bliss. It's quiet on the south side, & guest friendly.


Hi guys,

I have shortlisted aome according to my prefrences please tell me if thwy are girl friendly or not?

1. pating beach hotel.

2. the bliss south patong beach.

3. RMAR as suggested by fellow member.

Please guide me the beat out of these 3 and girl friendly also.

[KoolGuy85]

Hey Mongers,

I'm traveling to Thailand with my wife. She just wanted to experience a gogo bar. We are mainly looking for a strip show with cute girl. Can anyone please recommend a couple friendly place where my wife will be welcomed and will not be made to feel uncomfortable by creepy men?

TIA.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Hey Mongers,

I'm traveling to Thailand with my wife. She just wanted to experience a gogo bar. We are mainly looking for a strip show with cute girl. Can anyone please recommend a couple friendly place where my wife will be welcomed and will not be made to feel uncomfortable by creepy men?

TIA.Most venues welcome girls in Thailand and in Phuket I been to Rock hard with my GF no problem but this was 2009. But I don't think you need to worry most venues will respect if you come with a girl.

My 5 cents.

[BobLeFapper]

Turns out, I will be in Patong after all and have done some pre-trip research, would just like to post these here so maybe people can benefit or weigh in.

Girl Friendly Hotels. Almost all hotels are girl friendly if you book a double room. All you got to do is ask, I mainly choose budget hotels (25-40 USD per night) because I would barely stay in them except to rest and bang. Just send them an e-mail or ring them up and ask what is the guest policy.

You could use one of the many 'Girl Friendly Hotels in Patong' lists found on Google too, although these tend to be situated near Bangla and boxing stadiums and would be rather noisy, or have reports of it being dirty.

ThaiFriendly. Tried it out, wasn't super successful to be honest, the offerings are not too shabby and there are freelancers there but they are asking anywhere from 3000-5000 for LT. You can bargain this down though. I try and follow a rule of 2000-3000 for LT like most of the reports here.

After more than a week, there are less than 10 freelancers so I would say, best not to bother.

Phuket Town. The area around Phoonpon has a lot of full service massage parlours, including Katherine's. If you google the plaza though, you would see that it gets raided sometimes, like once a year or two?, BUT the reports always say 'No reports of prostitution' (pictures of glass bowl included). Soi 11 is a seedy part but hey its rows of fishbowls, what's not to love.

[Gunners1]

Greetings.

I will be staying at Karon beach in a few weeks. Was wondering if there are any massage places that offer happy ending and beer bars that have a take out option.

Thanks a lot in advance.

G.

[BobLeFapper]

Greetings.

I will be staying at Karon beach in a few weeks. Was wondering if there are any massage places that offer happy ending and beer bars that have a take out option.

Thanks a lot in advance.

G.I heard this place has FS massage, the coordinates are: 7.793689, 98.315657 - Yanisa Massage, just use Google Street view.

Bit out of the way for Patong but it seems near Karon. 2000 Bt for 1 HR.

3000 baht for a threesome.

[Etaoin2003]

Greetings.
I will be staying at Karon beach in a few weeks. Was wondering if there are any massage places that offer happy ending and beer bars that have a take out option.
It's a small village. If you want to shoot fish in a barrel, you're better off at Patong. There are some bars in the covered alley next to the Aussie Bar (not too far up Patak Road from the circle) that might be your best fishing grounds. As for massage, obviously ignore the places with fish tanks and hair / nail sign. If it's upstairs / less obvious, check it out. The one clip joint that I knew about is gone now.

[Steve 9696]

Greetings.

I will be staying agt Karon beach in a few weeks. Was wondering if there are any massage places that offer happy ending and beer bars that have a take out option.

Thanks a lot in advance.

G.Karon is very different from Patong. No wild go go bars. Just a few bars and pool tables. But you can find what you are after. She won't be quite the looker the go go girls are but you can find a nice girl next door type. And honestly they may be a bit more motivated. I played pool for a couple hours of drunken fun with a girl and then bar fined her. She was thrilled. Took her back to the Hilton no problem. Neither of us had a condom (don't think she expected to bar fined that rainy night!) Great BBBJ and slept rest of night together. Nice experience in the intimate human contact domain.

BTW recommend EuroStyle tailors just a block away from the alley where the bars are. Got several nice custom shirts made. 10 x better than the ones I had made in Patong.

[Jangog1]

Hi guys,

Heading to Phuket for the first time with friends and looking at the hotels below.

Can anyone advise if these or some are girls friendly and will allow to enter a lady with no payment?

1. The Kee.

2. Beyond Patong.

3. BYD Lofts Boutique.

4. Phuket Marriot Resort.

Thanks!

[Steve 9696]

Hi guys,

Heading to Phuket for the first time with friends and looking at the hotels below.

Can anyone advise if these or some are girls friendly and will allow to enter a lady with no payment?

1. The Kee.

2. Beyond Patong.

3. BYD Lofts Boutique.

4. Phuket Marriot Resort.

Thanks!The site bargirlfriendly.com has really good coverage of this topic. I wish I was the guy who does all the hotel testing!

[Slash787]

I have read the past 10 pages and they have been very helpful and informative, so thanks for posting your experiences. I am planning to visit Phuket in August and I will be staying in Patong, I don't drink alcohol and I honestly don't like bars, so the best thing for me would be Katherine's, I had gone to BBK last year and I enjoyed Bamboo and Tulip massage places. I did try a Uzbek / Russian FL in BBK but had a bad experience, so I won't try that in Phuket.

Can any one recommend me something similar or good as Katherines, there is a Nuru massage place on Nanai road in Patong, has anyone tried that? I did a little research on how to go from Patong to Phuket town, one has to take a bus which costs 30 bht, but take the bus from where in Patong? And where does it drops in Phuket Town and how do I go to Katherine's from there?

Another thing I wanted to ask that what are the chances to get a westerner tourist from Europe or Australia, I heard some of them look for FL guys and there is some place north of Bangla road? I know my chances are less cause I am brown and I know we don't have a good reputation and well I don't even drink, but well I would be interested in a White girl, not being racist, I love Thai girls, but I want to try something new also.

[BobLeFapper]

First day, headed to Nuru Massage on Nanai road. They have a few packages there, apparently some of the promotions might be discontinued so check first. Anyways its 2000 for 90 mins, and in the last 30 mins, a second girl joins you. No sex included. Whats odd is they said there weren't other girls working except for this 31 year old lady and the but after I said sure to one girl for 90 mins, some other girls came from behind a curtain, oh well.

I get brought up to a room, she gave me an alright massage with some body to body movement and asked if I wanted to fuck for another 1500. I said that's expensive, brought it to 1000 and in goes the dick into the pussy. Not a bad fucking but it didn't do too much for me (I'm not that into sex so I get hard and fuck for hours, anyone have that problem? After fucking for some time, a second girl came in and said surprise, promo is on! Maybe some clients cancelled? Turns out, I supposed there was a no-fucking rule and Girl 1 motioned for me to keep quiet.

What followed next was an awesome threesome with two ladies in their early 30's, not lookers but it did the trick. One stroked and cradled my dick while Girl1 sat on my chest. She motioned for me to suck her clit and I did just as my STD warning signals exploded in my head. Idiot!

I came after a bit of effort, it was a mess of limbs, having a threesome massage was pretty awesome and the best part is they cover your limp dick and massage you afterwards, I was so super relaxed after. Then a shower, slipped Girl 1 her 1000 thb and back to the hotel I go.

Not a bad night, though would have loved to fuck a sweet young lady. Now I'm wondering whether to get tested.

[Chilinn]

Greetings.

I was in phuket recently for a conference and was staying around bang tao beach. The place itself is quite laidback with hardly any activity. The bar scene there is dead. I had decided to try out a massage place as I needed it quite badly and would settle if I didn't get a happy ending to finish as my body was sore.

I walked into a place called just relax. They had at least 10 girls wearing white tshirt and long pants sitting outside. Some of them looked good. I chose 90 minutes aroma massage which set me off like 600 thb. They asked me if I had a preference on the lady. I just went with the flow. A lean, booby lady, may be about 35+ age walked forward and said it was her turn as per the number. So I went with her. Hee name was kit kat or something like it. She washed my legs and escorted me to the room. All rooms have doors. Some have a floor mattress and some have tables. I got the floor mattress room.

Once in the room she draped me with a towel over my back once I had stripped down my clothes. The massage itself was top notch. She was working on those knots and muscles. And making every effort to relax me. Soon when she got the my lower back and legs she moved the towel to the side and I told her. She asked me permission if she could take the towel off. Who am I to object. Still she stayed well clear of my crown jewels. Focussing on the massage aspect. I was almost dozing off. Then she sat between my legs and started massaging my lower back, bum and hamstrings. Wow. It was amazing. Still no touching of my member. I was trying to give hints and spreading me legs a bit wider and raising my torso for her to reach deeper. But she wouldn't massage "there". She reached up with long stroked to do my neck still sitting between my legs but now closer to my teaching johny. And when she did that she brought her covered breasts over my back..That sounds like a good massage! Did you book the subsequent sessions in advance? And if so, just by referring to 'Kit Kat"?

[Kartolo]

Hey Mongers,

I'm traveling to Thailand with my wife. She just wanted to experience a gogo bar. We are mainly looking for a strip show with cute girl. Can anyone please recommend a couple friendly place where my wife will be welcomed and will not be made to feel uncomfortable by creepy men?

TIA.I would recommend Suzy Wong on Soi Sea Dragon off Soi Bangla. The girls are not shy and will sit and play with you.

[Slash787]

First day, headed to Nuru Massage on Nanai road. They have a few packages there, apparently some of the promotions might be discontinued so check first. Anyways its 2000 for 90 mins, and in the last 30 mins, a second girl joins you. No sex included. Whats odd is they said there weren't other girls working except for this 31 year old lady and the but after I said sure to one girl for 90 mins, some other girls came from behind a curtain, oh well.

I get brought up to a room, she gave me an alright massage with some body to body movement and asked if I wanted to fuck for another 1500. I said that's expensive, brought it to 1000 and in goes the dick into the pussy. Not a bad fucking but it didn't do too much for me (I'm not that into sex so I get hard and fuck for hours, anyone have that problem? After fucking for some time, a second girl came in and said surprise, promo is on! Maybe some clients cancelled? Turns out, I supposed there was a no-fucking rule and Girl 1 motioned for me to keep quiet..Thanks for reviewing this place, I am planning to go there in the next few months, is it walking distance from Bangla Road? Any heads up that how should I go, I heard that Tuk Tuk are big scammers there. Hope to see more great reports from you.

[NewImage]

Done a search. Got a few leads. Know its not Patong but any info on "extra" massage place in Karon Beach.

Got the partner in tow (not that she will be joining in. Sad) so activities will be restricted and discrete.

Even places that offer a little more and then let me try to work my magic. LOL.

P.S. Going at Christmas. Anyone know what water / surf is like?? Have been to Patong Beach, and ridin the huge swells there. LOL.

Appreciate.

[Gunners1]

No I didn't book the follow up sessions. Just walked up and asked for her. It was low season and hardly any tourists. So I think most of the ladies were free. This is bang tao area. About 45 minutes to 1 h from patong.

The beach and resorts around laguna is top notch.

I am back in phuket next week tho staying at Karon. Let's see what it like.

G.


That sounds like a good massage! Did you book the subsequent sessions in advance? And if so, just by referring to 'Kit Kat"?

[Member #4591]

What followed next was an awesome threesome with two ladies in their early 30's, not lookers but it did the trick. One stroked and cradled my dick while Girl1 sat on my chest. She motioned for me to suck her clit and I did just as my STD warning signals exploded in my head. Idiot!

I came after a bit of effort, it was a mess of limbs, having a threesome massage was pretty awesome and the best part is they cover your limp dick and massage you afterwards, I was so super relaxed after. Then a shower, slipped Girl 1 her 1000 thb and back to the hotel I go.

Not a bad night, though would have loved to fuck a sweet young lady. Now I'm wondering whether to get tested.If you are wondering to get tested for an STD after licking pussy, I suggest you give up this hobby. What STD would you request a test for BTW? Did you fuck either girl without a condom?

[Vb221]

I'm going to Patong Beach for 6 nights next month and was looking to book a higher escort for 5 days for the duration of my trip. I know it's cheaper with bar girls / gogo but I'm looking for a GFE experience. I had booked something with https://alternativephuket.com but decided to cancel as I want to stay in Patong and it seems that phuketplatinumescorts.com offers the same thing for about $1000 less since you're not booking the hotel / villa with them. Has anyone used them or specifically the escort Bowie. I contacted them and based off what I'm looking for (good English speaking and GFE) she was recommended by the owner. I appreciate any feedback.

[ScaredOfLuv]

I'm going to Patong Beach for 6 nights next month and was looking to book a higher escort for 5 days for the duration of my trip. I know it's cheaper with bar girls / gogo but I'm looking for a GFE experience. I had booked something with https://alternativephuket.com but decided to cancel as I want to stay in Patong and it seems that phuketplatinumescorts.com offers the same thing for about $1000 less since you're not booking the hotel / villa with them. Has anyone used them or specifically the escort Bowie. I contacted them and based off what I'm looking for (good English speaking and GFE) she was recommended by the owner. I appreciate any feedback.Thanks for the info. I'm already here in Phuket, but I'm seriously looking at Alternative Phuket.

[BobLeFapper]

Day 2- Tried to find a streetwalker but there doesn't seem to be any, do they only come out at 1 am or something?

Went online instead (the usual ThaiFriendly / LINE route) and found a 23 yo petite freelancer with big tits and agreed on 2500 for 3 hours and 2 shots. This was a lacklustre experience as not only did she come late, she wasn't exactly as pretty as she looked in the picture. That and her huge tits were fake too, something I just can't get around.

Anyways she finally came to my room, and asked for the money first which I handed over (mistake). Off came the clothes and she wanted to dim the lights (they all do). Sucked me off with a condom then proceeded to fuck me, I was allowed to do anything except kiss her face or at least not french kiss her. After about 10-20 mins of fucking, I laid her on her back and tried making her cum, I felt a clench and a gush and asked if she came, she said nope. That was odd, I felt that gush of liquid from her pussy and she even stained the bedsheets!

She was tired, I was tired, but we continued to fuck while she complained that I had too much stamina and that she was going to be here all night. After about an hour since she arrived, I finally came from a handjob and we both just rested. Some time passed and she said she was too tired and wanted to leave, I said it was barely an hour and a half and just a shot, what about a massage? She got dressed and reluctantly gave me a short massage and I guess since her heart wasn't in it, I said goodbye.

All in all, it wasn't bad, but I still felt shortchanged here.

I probably need some help in getting a girl to stick to her end of the bargain, my issue is often that I perhaps exhaust them? (I have heard for the hundredth time that men take like 1-10 minutes to cum) whereas I take a really long time and that makes a girl tired LOL. ANyways, tips appreciated!

[BobLeFapper]

Thanks for reviewing this place, I am planning to go there in the next few months, is it walking distance from Bangla Road? Any heads up that how should I go, I heard that Tuk Tuk are big scammers there. Hope to see more great reports from you.Depends on your definition of walking distance, I am unaccustomed to the heat even at night so I will sweat buckets even walking a few hundred meters. Instead of Tuktuks, just try hailing a motorbike taxi, there are many around or just random guys in motorbikes.

A motorbike taxi should get you anywhere within Patong under 100 THB but if you do take a Tuktuk, since it seats 4-5, I would think it would cost about or under 200 THB for a lone person.

[MakeItOrBreak]

I'm going to Patong Beach for 6 nights next month and was looking to book a higher escort for 5 days for the duration of my trip. I know it's cheaper with bar girls / gogo but I'm looking for a GFE experience. I had booked something with https://alternativephuket.com but decided to cancel as I want to stay in Patong and it seems that phuketplatinumescorts.com offers the same thing for about $1000 less since you're not booking the hotel / villa with them. Has anyone used them or specifically the escort Bowie. I contacted them and based off what I'm looking for (good English speaking and GFE) she was recommended by the owner. I appreciate any feedback.I don't personally know any people using high end escort services in Thailand since most needs can be covered by picking someone up in all the available venues the popular spots have to offer. Let us know your experience!

[BobLeFapper]

Visited Katherine's massage and the whole experience was pretty good, I really wanted to shoot my load in a girls mouth, got a gal who led me up to the room and she showered me, gave me a massage and had me fuck her in all sorts of positions. The only drawback was that she kept looking at the door, as though she was looking for something else, it did take away from an otherwise good experience.

She was tanned and had a slender body but she really gave a pretty mean massage which left me quite relaxed to the point I was ready to sleep. When the time came to fuck though, it felt quite alright, although I think she started to get tired of being fucked or fucking me and removed the condom to give me oral and a handjob, she was trying to rip my dick off though so I grabbed hold of johnny and stroked myself till I was good and ready to blow my load into her mouth, she told me, rather brusquely, to tell her when I was ready and so I did. She took it like a champ, all of it and asked if I liked it, heck yeah.

Then a shower and off I was, the whole affair took slightly over an hour. Not bad but not the best either as it felt like her attention was elsewhere.

[BobLeFapper]

I was tempted to try other massage parlours around the area and called The One to enquire as to the cost, it was 2200 for 90 minutes I think, not a bad deal really! Perhaps someone can patronise that place and let us know how it goes.

Decided to check out Katherine's again anyways and picked out a sweet young thing from the menu, the guy looked happy to see me again. I was led up to the room and had a chat with the lady about where she came from and what she was doing, I think we really got into it as we had a decent conversation about where she came from and her education etc. While showering though, she seemed to have a particular interest in cleaning my butt. The massage she gave, was rather bad to be honest, with small presses here and there, mainly because we were way too engrossed in our conversation about the world and travel.

When it was time, she flipped me around, blew me and then fucked me till she was tired and got me to fuck her, boy did she feel good, more so because I was genuinely attracted to her. I actually came within a much lesser time, and told her that too, that I was surprised at how good she was. Truth be told, I don't think she was doing anything particularly extraordinary? I was just very attracted to her. No sucking her pussy or kissing her though, her rules and I respected it.

What happened next I think is pretty special to me. We just sat and talked, like two human beings. Our topics were quite intimate, her plans for the future, she even showed me her photos, talked about her family, and what she would do, her customers, we took turns showing each other what we liked doing and exchanging photos. I know most would say that sex workers / hookers / prostitutes fake it till you cum and that is true, but this here just felt like chemistry, I was interested in her life and her in mine, despite both of us knowing we would never see each other again. Sure there were some dark moments such as her telling me about some of the points in her life that she wasn't happy about but no one said life was perfect.

I then asked her if she liked doing this, she looked at me and said "No one here is happy doing this", goodness. She is making bank though. I encouraged her to spend that money to put herself through university. She is too smart to be doing this, I wish I had told her that. In any case, she has probably since returned to her home town. As our time neared to an end, the clothes went on and we parted ways, with a tip for her.

[ScaredOfLuv]

I was tempted to try other massage parlours around the area and called The One to enquire as to the cost, it was 2200 for 90 minutes I think, not a bad deal really! Perhaps someone can patronise that place and let us know how it goes.

Decided to check out Katherine's again anyways and picked out a sweet young thing from the menu, the guy looked happy to see me again. I was led up to the room and had a chat with the lady about where she came from and what she was doing, I think we really got into it as we had a decent conversation about where she came from and her education etc. While showering though, she seemed to have a particular interest in cleaning my butt. The massage she gave, was rather bad to be honest, with small presses here and there, mainly because we were way too engrossed in our conversation about the world and travel.

When it was time, she flipped me around, blew me and then fucked me till she was tired and got me to fuck her, boy did she feel good, more so because I was genuinely attracted to her. I actually came within a much lesser time, and told her that too, that I was surprised at how good she was. Truth be told, I don't think she was doing anything particularly extraordinary? I was just very attracted to her. No sucking her pussy or kissing her though, her rules and I respected it..It sounds like you're talking about the girl who is from Bangkok and boyfriend is Korean living in DC I had her Sunday. Think she's number 58 but I don't remember but I do know she's 22.

[Gunners1]

Greetings.

I was in Karon beach for a week on a business trips. I had posted previously on this gem of a find Kit Kat at Just relax in bang Tao when I visited last time. I had the itch to try her again as I had a very lack luster massage in Karon that is not worth reporting in the forum. So I decided to head to Bang Tao to meet kit kat. I enquired about a taxi to get there and the fare was 1000 each way. Freak. It's about 15 Kim's from Karon. Now what. My mind was already set. So I got myself a scooter for 250 per day and 4 bottles of gasoline and set off my journey. It's surely far. But the drive was fun. I reached there only to find out that kit kat had her day off. Holy crap I though to myself. This had to happen. There were only 2 girls working at 1200 noon and I told them I came to see kit kat and a younger lady suggested that she can massage me but is afraid she may not live up to KitKat skills. I was in a quandary do I go either her or do I drive back. Initially I made my mind to book 90 kind of KitKat I t now I changed to an hour with a caveat that if I like it I will extend to 90 minutes. I was escorted to the room near the entrance which had a floor mat and an Aircon. I was the only customer. The lady goes be the name Na and she undressed me and washed my feed with a hot towel while I was standing naked in front of her. I lied down while she went away to get the oil.

Her massage was phenomenal. Once she got to my legs and bum she would probe and prod on my crack and scrotum ever so sensually. I was in heaven. I extended to 90 minutes needless to say. The next 45 minutes was spend on deep prostrate massage and heaps of rimming. I had to tell her to slow it down at one point as she had her fingers buried deep in my prostrate while the other hand was reverse milking me.

Time to turn and she massage the rest of my body and finally sat close to me with my things over her with her facing me. If you understand the position!!

And continued to milk me with a finger in my rear. It was spectacular and I came violently that it spewed on her trousers and t shirt. She didn't flinch and continued to empty me. I handed her 1 k THB and went over for a shower. When I came back she had changed her trousers and T-shirt which was a very good sign of personal hygiene. I paid 600 at the counter for 90 minutes.

What I like about this place is there is no mention of extras or money upfront. Unlike the one is Patong. Worth the long drive.

Enjoy folks and till next time.

G.

[DavidRim]

Great post Gunners. You may recall I enquired via PM re Kit Kat last year. Well I'm due to be in Phuket again soon and will seek out Just Relax for sure. Is it on Lagoon Road, green sign? More Laguna than BangTao?


Greetings.

I was in Karon beach for a week on a business trips. I had posted previously on this gem of a find Kit Kat at Just relax in bang Tao when I visited last time. I had the itch to try her again as I had a very lack luster massage in Karon that is not worth reporting in the forum. So I decided to head to Bang Tao to meet kit kat. I enquired about a taxi to get there and the fare was 1000 each way. Freak. It's about 15 Kim's from Karon. Now what. My mind was already set. So I got myself a scooter for 250 per day and 4 bottles of gasoline and set off my journey. It's surely far. But the drive was fun. I reached there only to find out that kit kat had her day off. Holy crap I though to myself. This had to happen. There were only 2 girls working at 1200 noon and I told them I came to see kit kat and a younger lady suggested that she can massage me but is afraid she may not live up to KitKat skills. I was in a quandary do I go either her or do I drive back. Initially I made my mind to book 90 kind of KitKat I t now I changed to an hour with a caveat that if I like it I will extend to 90 minutes. I was escorted to the room near the entrance which had a floor mat and an Aircon. I was the only customer. The lady goes be the name Na and she undressed me and washed my feed with a hot towel while I was standing naked in front of her. I lied down while she went away to get the oil.

Her massage was phenomenal. Once she got to my legs and bum she would probe and prod on my crack and scrotum ever so sensually. I was in heaven. I extended to 90 minutes needless to say. The next 45 minutes was spend on deep prostrate massage and heaps of rimming. I had to tell her to slow it down at one point as she had her fingers buried deep in my prostrate while the other hand was reverse milking me.

Time to turn and she massage the rest of my body and finally sat close to me with my things over her with her facing me. If you understand the position!!

And continued to milk me with a finger in my rear. It was spectacular and I came violently that it spewed on her trousers and t shirt. She didn't flinch and continued to empty me. I handed her 1 k THB and went over for a shower. When I came back she had changed her trousers and T-shirt which was a very good sign of personal hygiene. I paid 600 at the counter for 90 minutes.

What I like about this place is there is no mention of extras or money upfront. Unlike the one is Patong. Worth the long drive.

Enjoy folks and till next time.

G.

[Gunners1]

Spot on. On both. More lagnuna than Bangtao and us it's the green sign. Enjoy.

G.


Great post Gunners. You may recall I enquired via PM re Kit Kat last year. Well I'm due to be in Phuket again soon and will seek out Just Relax for sure. Is it on Lagoon Road, green sign? More Laguna than BangTao?

[Decpticon]

Hi mates,

I would be traveling to Phuket in couple of days and any suggestions for good Massage places and who are good at those places. PM is active you can drop a message.

Thanks in advance.

[SlapShot10]

I was traveling with a buddy, so it was a 50/50 kind of trip, but there were some highlights.

Night 1: Tour de Patong. We posted up on Bangla, had some beers, and eased into the sensory overload. Eventually, I found myself alone at Seduction (maybe), and talking to a cute hostess. I then noticed a crowd of girls going into Illuzion nightclub. This place is a fairly legit club, and was free entry. There was a live show going on, and the vibe was amazing. I found myself snaking through the crowd, dancing with girls of my choice. I found one really short girl, that wasn't toothpick thin; cute face. I danced with her, and I don't know if it was the quote, or she wanted to stay with friends, or whatever. But I moved onto some one else. Found myself with (3 photos below) a fun girl with a great body. She has braces, and a lot of ink, but she had great energy. I was hammered, wanting to go home (just arrived from Europe), but she managed to keep me out for a couple more drinks, so she could dance. 2 pops (one in the morning) - 3. 000 THB. In my mind: $100 at 4 am, drunk, and with a good-looking girl I was having fun with. Apologies if I've ruined the local market. I have her contact info. She also came back on Night 3, for 2. 000 THB. Same deal. She wanted to come back on Nights 2, 4, & 5, but that's just not going to happen.

Night 2: We ended up in Tiger Bar, where we found a place showing hockey games: Funk 2 (a few spots in on the left side). There was a baby seal-eyed girl that had thick hair, and was very playful. We sat down and got our asses handed to us in some bar games. I kind of forced my buddy to take her friend. The two of them came back (photo together, below), and I had a good time. 2 pops and she offered to make breakfast (during negotiation), but our hot plate was broken in the apartment. Unfortunately, based on my math, this is just about where I had 2 watches mysteriously go missing. Conveniently, it was also the only time I did not collect contact information, of any form. Now, it could have been either of them. I did see them a couple nights later, without yet knowing I was missing watches, and they were friendly. I'm not 100%, but based on photos, memory, and hunch.

Night 3: See above for the ending. However, we did run around the girly bars, this evening. It was a blast! We started at Harem. Highly recommended. It was almost a bacchanal feel. Lots of girls working (I think this was a Saturday), and lots of customers. Drinks are pricey: 200 THB / beer. They have a 2 girl show on each end of the stage (not anything crazy, but definitely sensual and some groping / spanking), with 2 up in the middle, dancing. This occurs in both sides of the bar. Then, we went to NaughtyGirl for their cheap beer. It was OK. Probably above average for the shitty places. Next up was Suzy Wong. What a shitshow! I have been in this place before, and returned this trip, but tonight was special. Some guy on-stage, getting soaked and covered in chocolate sauce, and none to happy about it. Dozens of girls beating the shit out of everyone, and each other. Lots of over-served gents, toeing the line of appropriateness, but damn. Some of these girls would make a dominatrix (or masochist?) blush.

Night 4: Went to a massage place that was tucked away, across from Happy End Bar. I don't recall the name, but there are places side-by-side, across from HEB. It is the one to the right, if you are looking at them. A decent looking girl (IG photo below) offered me massage+FS. A small group of guys had just gone in, to go upstairs, so I requested to stay downstairs for some privacy. I was on the fence, because my buddy wanted a legit massage, and ended up going next door. I actually did a full lap, around the block, and came back. Well, I want to say the massage was 300 THB. She wanted who knows how much for a menu of items. I told her I had 700 THB and that was it. I was not willing to go to an ATM, and I wanted a massage. She agreed to take the 700 for FS, and got right to it. Then, she wanted to cuddle and talk. She gave a short half-ass massage, then told me I look like her ex-BF and she can't massage me. She was messaging me to come over, but I was perfectly fine with one and done, rather than waiting for her to come over. She also offered to take me to her apartment, down the street, instead of in the parlor. I have contact info.

Night 5: Cruised around, with a morning flight in the back of my mind. Buddy went back early, and I ended up running into the little girl from Illuzion on night 1, as I was calling it a night. Call it luck. She came with me, dressed as if she was going to a rave, almost. Same as the others: 3.000 THB for 2 pops and LT. I didn't have 3. 000 but I gave her over 2.500. She was a little spinner, but thick enough to not worry about her well-being. (Photo below) I have contact info.

Never made it to Christin fish bowl, but had a great time. Took scooters down to Kuta, one day. FYI, don't plan to rip up to the Buddha on the hill, as it's not easily accessible, despite being able to see it from the beach. We took a taxi to Karon, another day.

Royal Baankamnan restaurant has 50 THB beers (accessed from the beach road, and make a right, a block north of Bangla / you can walk back to Bangla through the back of the outdoor club where the trannies get dolled up). Capri, also on the same street, had fair priced Italian food / beer.

When I say I have contact info, it might be phone number, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, etc. I am not saying I will hand it out, but if I check with them and they are ok with it, then the floodgates are open.

[Handel]

Any recommendations for a guy staying on the east side of Phuket in the area south of Monkey Hill?

[KlSwingerKl]

Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.

[Steve 9696]

Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.The RMar is really nice, reasonable, and a short walk to Bangla Rd. Just the right distance. It is amazing wedged in the middle. You'd never know its there. Girl friendly. Real home run IMO.

[GDreams]

Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.Expat Central.

[KlSwingerKl]

The RMar is really nice, reasonable, and a short walk to Bangla Rd. Just the right distance. It is amazing wedged in the middle. You'd never know its there. Girl friendly. Real home run IMO.Thanks man.

[Slash787]

Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.Freedom Hotel is pretty close Bangla Road, its a budget guest friendly hotel and the reviews are also good. Do share your experience / report after your visit, I am visiting at the end of June otherwise I would have love to hang around with you and your partner even though I am brown, but well have fun.

[Decpticon]

Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.Summer Breeze is guest friendly and the staff are pretty good.

You can get any help from the staff in the hotel and they will guide you for your trip as well. No need of extra charges for the guests. It is pretty close to all the famous places. 5 min walk from Patong beach.

Budget friendly and the best for some one who wants to explore Phuket.

[HardUpSquid]

I normally stay at at White Patong. Price ranges from USD $18 to USD $40.

It's at the non-beach end of Bangla Road, Soi Sansabai Rat-you-Thit 200 Road.

Guest friendly and they hold the girl's ID while the girls are in the room with you.


Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.

[HardUpSquid]

The Kee. Guest friendly but will charge 1000 baht as a joiner fee. They also keep the girl's ID just in case of trouble.


Hi guys,

Heading to Phuket for the first time with friends and looking at the hotels below.

Can anyone advise if these or some are girls friendly and will allow to enter a lady with no payment?

1. The Kee.

2. Beyond Patong.

3. BYD Lofts Boutique.

4. Phuket Marriot Resort.

Thanks!

[Slash787]

Well I'm a noob and it will be my first time in Phuket, I was watching videos of Bangla road where there are open bars and the girls are pole dancing, so well when you go to the bar, you can choose from those dancing girls or the other girls sitting in the bar?

And I assume in A Go Go the girls have a number on them and you can call out that number or something? Correct me If I am wrong.

[Steve 9696]

As I said, take a taxi to Patong, nearly an hour ride. There are lots of places to stay. For less tha $100/ night I highly recommend th RMar. It is a really nice hotel, close to the action, but not so close as to be seedy. Nice rooms. Nice pool. Girl friendly (I. E. They expect you will be bringing back a girl, no problem and no extra fee, make sure to book a double room tho). You can walk to Bangla road from there.

Bangla road is where all the action is. There are discos and bars and such. Since you said you are not a bar type I would not try to get freelancers in the discos. Head down to Soi Sea Dragon to the small bars and gogo bars. Walking down Bangla from the main Road, SSD will be on your right about midway to the beach. On SSD you wil find 10 or 20 little open air bars with 2 or 3 girls at each and about 10 gogo bars around the edge. All girls at the bars and gogos will gladly go with you to your room. The deal is you pay a "bar fine" to the house and take the girl. Then after doing the deed you pay the girl in the room (not before)..As I pretty much answered this question a month ago reposting here for you Slash787. Correction to the above is its Diablo where we hit pay dirt most, not Devils Plyground. And no the girls don't wear numbers. If you see one onstage you like just make eye contact and motion her to sit with you. She will when she gets off stage. Expect to buy her a Lady Drink at least and go from there.

[Slash787]

As I pretty much answered this question a month ago reposting here for you Slash787. Correction to the above is its Diablo where we hit pay dirt most, not Devils Plyground. And no the girls don't wear numbers. If you see one onstage you like just make eye contact and motion her to sit with you. She will when she gets off stage. Expect to buy her a Lady Drink at least and go from there.Thank you Steve for your answer, my budget would be around 4000 to 5000 bht, so would I get someone for LT including Bar fine in that price from a bar or A Go Go? I just don't want to be ripped off that's why I am asking. I don't drink alcohol so any idea what would be the price for Coca Cola or Pepsi in the bar?

I want to have a nice experience with a girl, something like GFE, I took a FL in Bangkok last year and it was a pretty bad experience, so I don't want it to happen this time. So for GFE what is better? Bar or A Go Go?

Thank you once again for your reply.

[HardUpSquid]

Thank you Steve for your answer, my budget would be around 4000 to 5000 bht, so would I get someone for LT including Bar fine in that price from a bar or A Go Go? I just don't want to be ripped off that's why I am asking. I don't drink alcohol so any idea what would be the price for Coca Cola or Pepsi in the bar?

I want to have a nice experience with a girl, something like GFE, I took a FL in Bangkok last year and it was a pretty bad experience, so I don't want it to happen this time. So for GFE what is better? Bar or A Go Go?

Thank you once again for your reply.In go-go bars, you can expect to pay 180 baht or more for soft drinks / soda. There is no correct answer whether to go to a bar or Go-go. Depends on your connection with the girl.

[Horatio]

I went to the street by Chalong pier. There are a handful of beer bars there. There were not as many women there as last fall. And there weren't a lot there then. There were a couple of women who said they were 21 and a few others in their 20's. I met a nice 40 year old woman at one bar, she was slim with nice, but small firm tits.

None of these bars have games to play other then pool. None of the girls or waitresses ever ask if you want to buy a lady drink. The 40 year old had no problem letting my hands roam. I tipped her 200 thb. A few girls would sit across the table from me. With no game to play and a language problem it was kind of awkward. One I motioned to sit on my barstool with me. I tipped her 100 thb when she did and 60 thb change when I left.

One waitress said I had gotten fat since she last saw me; I have gained ed 20 lbs, so she was right on that. I ended up just getting drunk and not having a girl. I will go back next weekend and try one of the 20 year olds. I was quoted short time price of 1500 but I don't know if that is a rigid price.

[CuscoCivic2011]

Well my GF bailed on me 2 week before our vacation so it looks like I'll have a week alone with a budget originally meant for 2.

I'll be reading through this forum to see what's going on in this island (I normally frequent and post in my country's forum).

If anyone has any tips off the top of their head it would be greatly appreciated, it's my first time to Thailand (But not. My first time mongering) so it really is new territory for me.

[Wimble]

If you are looking for pussy, stay on the western side and don't go to Phuket town on the East side. There is pussy there but it is a long trip. Patong Beach is where the action is. If you want to take meat from there to a resort, you can and people do. Will get stares.

If you find a pussy and it is raining you can shack up at some really nice resorts around the James Bond islands 2-3 hours away. There is also rock climbing.

If you like scuba, there are great dives or live on board dives further north. Tour desk and dive shops can set up for you. You can also do Phi Phi for dives and snorkeling and cave kyaking although there was talk about shutting parts of it down to save the ecology. I would suggest overnight as it is a long trip.

If you just want pussy, go to Pattaya or Bangkok.


Well my GF bailed on me 2 week before our vacation so it looks like I'll have a week alone with a budget originally meant for 2.

I'll be reading through this forum to see what's going on in this island (I normally frequent and post in my country's forum).

If anyone has any tips off the top of their head it would be greatly appreciated, it's my first time to Thailand (But not. My first time mongering) so it really is new territory for me.

[CuscoCivic2011]

I already have a Phi phi island trip and Scuba diving booked from our original itinerary, so I'll still be going on those day trips.

Our original plan was 1 day of activities and one day free plan (I'll be there for 8 days so I do have some things lined up).

My hotel is right on the beach on Patong just a few blocks down from Bangla road. (Does anyone know if the Royal Palm Beachfront is girl friendly).

Mostly looking to get some night action and maybe if I'm lazy to go out exploring on the days I have nothing planned.

Now that my now ex bailed, I'm guessing I'll be able to really experienced what Thailand is second famous for, been reading this thread and other blogs on how the beer bar / go go bar process works.

I'll be traveling with a coworker and his GF but they're staying at a different hotel, so I won't be alone but I'll still have enough privacy to get around.


If you are looking for pussy, stay on the western side and don't go to Phuket town on the East side. There is pussy there but it is a long trip. Patong Beach is where the action is. If you want to take meat from there to a resort, you can and people do. Will get stares.

If you find a pussy and it is raining you can shack up at some really nice resorts around the James Bond islands 2-3 hours away. There is also rock climbing.

If you like scuba, there are great dives or live on board dives further north. Tour desk and dive shops can set up for you. You can also do Phi Phi for dives and snorkeling and cave kyaking although there was talk about shutting parts of it down to save the ecology. I would suggest overnight as it is a long trip.

If you just want pussy, go to Pattaya or Bangkok.

[Steve 9696]

I already have a Phi phi island trip and Scuba diving booked from our original itinerary, so I'll still be going on those day trips.

Our original plan was 1 day of activities and one day free plan (I'll be there for 8 days so I do have some things lined up).

My hotel is right on the beach on Patong just a few blocks down from Bangla road. (Does anyone know if the Royal Palm Beachfront is girl friendly).

Mostly looking to get some night action and maybe if I'm lazy to go out exploring on the days I have nothing planned.

Now that my now ex bailed, I'm guessing I'll be able to really experienced what Thailand is second famous for, been reading this thread and other blogs on how the beer bar / go go bar process works.

I'll be traveling with a coworker and his GF but they're staying at a different hotel, so I won't be alone but I'll still have enough privacy to get around.According to a thread on Trip Advisor it is guest friendly. This means there is no extra fee as long as you have booked a double. Be advised that she will have to check in at the front desk with ID. Do not be scared by this. This is standard procedure and no big deal. I presume they check their age. Seriously this happens all the time at the hotels. Nothing to worry about.

It is so "usual" that when I initially checked in at the RMar (great BTW) they give you a card that says "Overnight guests not originally registered are not entitled to the free breakfast" LOL.

[Wimble]

Almost all hotel are girl friendly.

All the bar information are in this thread. And how to get girls.

IMHO, collect numbers. Keep your options open. If you feel a wad that needs rubbing out, sms, whatsapp, line or whatever with the girl. Collect numbers and just try and test the waters.

You can use some of the resort facilities for a fee if you want to do that with your friends or new friend.

Most important thing is to take numbers and pass your number out. A quickie is usually available because you are not in a remote location.


I already have a Phi phi island trip and Scuba diving booked from our original itinerary, so I'll still be going on those day trips.

Our original plan was 1 day of activities and one day free plan (I'll be there for 8 days so I do have some things lined up).

My hotel is right on the beach on Patong just a few blocks down from Bangla road. (Does anyone know if the Royal Palm Beachfront is girl friendly).

Mostly looking to get some night action and maybe if I'm lazy to go out exploring on the days I have nothing planned.

[CuscoCivic2011]

Thanks for the advice.

I think I may be taking some of this to an extreme but hey you only live once and this may be my only single trip to Thailand.

But I've done just about every research there possibly is, I've hit up the Thaifriendly website, making a list of what bars are most recommended.

On a side note, and I know this is taking it to a bit extreme and I know the possible consequences but I'll still ask.

What are the odds of getting a girl to go bareback.

WG vs FL which is probably more willing to do wild stuff.

[Horatio]

Met an attractive 38 year old on Friday night at one of the beer bars. Went back Saturday night and took her upatairs. She had a nice body, no baby so stomach was still firm. She was short, probably under 5'. She had really nice tits, still firm and with good shape.

Upstairs was a little different then usual. After shower she started out giving me a thai massage, that lasted 5 to 10 minutes. Then rolled me over and kissed then put one of her breast for me to suck. She then gave a pretty good blow job. Next she put a condom on me then mounted me with me still lying on my back. We did that a few minutes then, change to her on her back. Did that for a bit then back to her on top doing reverse cowgirl, then she switched to facing forward. I think she orgasmed here. She seems happy. We fucked a bit longer and I told her I didn't think I would be able to come. She wanted me to so kept on going for a minute then I suggested back to blow job. She took off condom and a couple minutes later I finished.

She seems a really sweet girl. Afterwards we laid on the bed a few moments. She took care of cleaning me up afterwards. Then back to the bar and I finished my drink.

Pay was different then usual here. Usually I settle bar tab and pay bar fine before sex, then pay girl afterwards. This time I paid everything afterwards and the girls pay was included in the bill they showed me.

It was 300 thb bar fine and 1000 thb to girl. She said next time she wants to go back to hotel and stay night. She said that is 1500 thb.

Chalong pier is not a destination anyone would choose if they had othere easy options. It is just close to where I am staying. There are probably 8 or 9 bars on one street, all pretty close to each other so girls see what you are doing elsewhere. There were a few nice looking younger girls. I will probably try one of them next weekend.

Laguna beach has some beer bars in rawai that I might try to find. But that looks to be further away.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Met an attractive 38 year old on Friday night at one of the beer bars. Went back Saturday night and took her upatairs. She had a nice body, no baby so stomach was still firm. She was short, probably under 5'. She had really nice tits, still firm and with good shape.

Upstairs was a little different then usual. After shower she started out giving me a thai massage, that lasted 5 to 10 minutes. Then rolled me over and kissed then put one of her breast for me to suck. She then gave a pretty good blow job. Next she put a condom on me then mounted me with me still lying on my back. We did that a few minutes then, change to her on her back. Did that for a bit then back to her on top doing reverse cowgirl, then she switched to facing forward. I think she orgasmed here. She seems happy. We fucked a bit longer and I told her I didn't think I would be able to come. She wanted me to so kept on going for a minute then I suggested back to blow job. She took off condom and a couple minutes later I finished.

She seems a really sweet girl. Afterwards we laid on the bed a few moments. She took care of cleaning me up afterwards. Then back to the bar and I finished my drink.

Pay was different then usual here. Usually I settle bar tab and pay bar fine before sex, then pay girl afterwards. This time I paid everything afterwards and the girls pay was included in the bill they showed me.

It was 300 thb bar fine and 1000 thb to girl. She said next time she wants to go back to hotel and stay night. She said that is 1500 thb.

Chalong pier is not a destination anyone would choose if they had othere easy options. It is just close to where I am staying. There are probably 8 or 9 bars on one street, all pretty close to each other so girls see what you are doing elsewhere. There were a few nice looking younger girls. I will probably try one of them next weekend.

Laguna beach has some beer bars in rawai that I might try to find. But that looks to be further away.There is some sois with more girls in Chalong other than the pier just ask the motorbike taxi or people in general. I can't really give your directions but they cater to all the expats working in the area. Rawai area near the beach but also inland got plenty more. I definitely think you can have good experiences in this area p2 p but also f2 p. Not that I tired much myself but heard from friends.

[HardUpSquid]

I went to the street by Chalong pier. There are a handful of beer bars there. There were not as many women there as last fall. And there weren't a lot there then. There were a couple of women who said they were 21 and a few others in their 20's. I met a nice 40 year old woman at one bar, she was slim with nice, but small firm tits.

None of these bars have games to play other then pool. None of the girls or waitresses ever ask if you want to buy a lady drink. The 40 year old had no problem letting my hands roam. I tipped her 200 thb. A few girls would sit across the table from me. With no game to play and a language problem it was kind of awkward. One I motioned to sit on my barstool with me. I tipped her 100 thb when she did and 60 thb change when I left.

One waitress said I had gotten fat since she last saw me; I have gained ed 20 lbs, so she was right on that. I ended up just getting drunk and not having a girl. I will go back next weekend and try one of the 20 year olds. I was quoted short time price of 1500 but I don't know if that is a rigid price.I hope that is a "rigid price" price. But if not, B1500 is not a lot of money and you can still have a lot of fun with her.

OK. Joke aside, nothing in Thailand is fixed price but its just USD $45. Can'at even buy a decent McDonalds meal for a family at that price. Just go for it.

Hard.

[Wimble]

Pretty good with FL girls but I don't suggest it. Get the 002 or 003 or whatever the numbers are down to now.

It all depends on what you want to do. I would inform and negotiate and test the waters first. It will be a good indication. Any resistance or hesitation means move on. Promise to pay later and tip if all is good. Also depends if ST or LT. Plenty of reports here. I don't use social media but some claim success. Have backup plans.


What are the odds of getting a girl to go bareback.

WG vs FL which is probably more willing to do wild stuff.

[Horatio]

Some women are asking 1000 thb for short time others 1500 thb for short time. I paid a woman 1500 thb including bar fine for short time on Tuesday. One woman said she will come over long term for 1500 thb.


I hope that is a "rigid price" price. But if not, B1500 is not a lot of money and you can still have a lot of fun with her.

OK. Joke aside, nothing in Thailand is fixed price but its just USD $45. Can'at even buy a decent McDonalds meal for a family at that price. Just go for it.

Hard.

[CuscoCivic2011]

Pretty good with FL girls but I don't suggest it. Get the 002 or 003 or whatever the numbers are down to now.

It all depends on what you want to do. I would inform and negotiate and test the waters first. It will be a good indication. Any resistance or hesitation means move on. Promise to pay later and tip if all is good. Also depends if ST or LT. Plenty of reports here. I don't use social media but some claim success. Have backup plans.This might be a dumb question, or the slang might be different from. Where I'm from.

But what do you mean by the 002, 003.

[Kartolo]

This might be a dumb question, or the slang might be different from. Where I'm from.

But what do you mean by the 002, 003.I think he's referring to the thickness of the condoms.

[Wimble]

Yeah, Kartolo is correct. It is actually an Asian brand and has something to do with thickness. Probably started 007, LOL. Have not tried because the usual ones are already thinner than US ones. Nothing wrong with asking. I prefer US with spermicide+lube.


This might be a dumb question, or the slang might be different from. Where I'm from.

But what do you mean by the 002, 003.

[CallBoy7565]

Dear Friends,

I need your suggestion and on your experience, I am visiting Thailand from 13th - 20th August for my bachelors party.

I am not able to decide, where to stay Bangkok or Pattaya, in which location Girls are good and friendly with full access to them (No restriction) with economical price?

Cost of living is good and good for fun with never forgeting nights spending with girls, drinks and party with erotic game experience.

Please share your experience and suggestion. If anyone interested during my trip, you are welcome to join we can share the new experience with new erotic experience as done never before.

Please help to provide sugegstions.

Best Regards,

[BoyToy]

Sharing my experience with booking a GF hotel. Since this is my first time to Phuket I wanted to stay close to Bangla road. I did read the reports here and couple of other forms to narrow down on the list of hotel that I might like to stay. Most of the four star hotels that are in the walking distance of Bangla road are not guest friendly. I emailed every hotel that I shortlisted to know their guest policy.

I hope this will help someone looking to book a hotel.

So as of July 2018.

4 Star Properties.

Holiday Inn Resort Phuket Patong Beach. Not guest friendly (their email states that they are family friendly).

Grand Mercure Phuket Patong Resort & Villas 1500 Bhat / Person / Day.

Nap Patong. Joiner fee of 1500 Bhat / Person / Day.

Royal Paradise Joiner fee of 1000 Bhat / Person / Day (Another punter in another form indicated that he was able to bring girls back without any charges though was informed of the same.

Guest policy both over the phone and email. Will verify this in person during my trip).

The Marina Phuket Hotel 1000 Bhat / Person / Day.

The KEE Resort & Spa Patong - 1000 Bhat / Person / Day.

The Gig Hotel No response.

Aspery Phuket No response.

3 Star Properties & Below.

Hemingways'silk hotel No joiner fee.

Safari Beach Hotel. No joiner fee.

Amata Patong.

- if booking book for 2 person room is occupied up to 2 person with registration guest.

- if booking book for 2 person and register only 1 person upon check in 2nd person visiting free of charge.

- if visitors more than 1 person in the same time 500 baht net apply to charge.

Patong Merlin hotel 800 Bhat / Person / Day.

Surf Hotel Patong. No response.

Are Mar resorts Based on reports from forum members I wanted to book are Mar but my research indicate that they charge 500 Bhat / visitor / night (2018 Report). I did not bother to email them since by this time I already decided where I am staying.

Also, if you are booking a hotel in Phuket book it as early as possible for the best rate. None of the hotel listed here offers special or last minute deals.

Cheers,

BT.

[Horatio]

Pattaya is the place if you want cheap sex with lots of options. There are plenty of bars and gogos, more then you could hope to visit or explore. The price is cheaper in Pattaya then Bangkok. Getting around is going to be easier in pattaya if you are new, unless you just pay a taxi in bkk. Bangkok has more markets if you like that sort of thing and more temples. But pattaya has jomtien beach and a temple and plenty of street food.

The 2 cities are close enough that you could do both though.

Phuket is out if you are price shopping, but in if you like beaches and water stuff. Though you are picking the rainy season. So I would say phuket is better a no go.


Dear Friends,

I need your suggestion and on your experience, I am visiting Thailand from 13th - 20th August for my bachelors party.

I am not able to decide, where to stay Bangkok or Pattaya, in which location Girls are good and friendly with full access to them (No restriction) with economical price?

Cost of living is good and good for fun with never forgeting nights spending with girls, drinks and party with erotic game experience.

Please share your experience and suggestion. If anyone interested during my trip, you are welcome to join we can share the new experience with new erotic experience as done never before.

Please help to provide sugegstions.

Best Regards,

[NamasteParis]

Sharing my experience with booking a GF hotel. Since this is my first time to Phuket I wanted to stay close to Bangla road. I did read the reports here and couple of other forms to narrow down on the list of hotel that I might like to stay. Most of the four star hotels that are in the walking distance of Bangla road are not guest friendly. I emailed every hotel that I shortlisted to know their guest policy.Why don't you rent a very nice appartment at the Patong tower? Wonderful location, GF and everything you need 5 mn walking around.

http://www.patong-tower.com/

[BoyToy]

Why don't you rent a very nice appartment at the Patong tower? Wonderful location, GF and everything you need 5 mn walking around.

http://www.patong-tower.com/This for this info NamasteParis. Somehow this property was not in my radar but definitely a great choice as you mentioned and would love to stay.

Cheers,

BT.

[Mittim]

Anyone of you know a BBBJ bar in Patong? Something like [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) in Bangkok?

[AggieDad1]

I was staying at the Sleep With Me hotel in Patong from June 30th to July 4th. My first time in Thailand and I was not traveling alone. I brought a female Chinese friend with me for company. The first night there my Chinese friend wanted a massage so we stopped at the "Welcome" massage right across from the hotel. All the mats for the massage are on a raised platform and curtains can be drawn for privacy. So here we are getting massages with the curtains pulled most of the way but not fully closed. I could see my friends head and shoulders and she could see mine. After a while I was asked to flip over on my back. I was just laying on my back talking to my friend and the lady giving me the massage started playing with my cock and then all of a sudden slipped my cock into her mouth. I just smiled and looked at her and shook my head trying to get her to stop without alerting my friend that something was going on. She was very persistent and kept working on me with her mouth. My friend was slightly distracted with her own massage and so slowly I closed the curtain where I could not be seen and just laid back and enjoyed the blowjob. All was going good until the lady decided she wanted some fun of her own and raised up and started to mount me bareback. That was too much and I put a stop to that. So she finished the massage and I gave her 300 Baht for the massage and a 300 Baht tip.

[Mostek6502]

I have stayed at hemingway's silk many times. It has an excellent rooftop bar and rooftop swimming pool, the rooms, etc are very good. Just book for two people. If you want to keep a girl for a few days it is excellent. Essentially the hotel is in the line of bangla road going away from the beach. The muay thai and Jung ceylon is also very close. It is in a small and quiet street. Also across the street (20 m to the left) is a good sports bar without girls, so you can have a safe meeting place.

Don't forget the girls in the massage shops are mostly good for take away treats and I think better than the bar girls. I don't drink much and I got some excellent girls, and kept them for a few days. It works at far more reasonable too. No bar fines and no ladydrinks. Etc etc. Just ask to meet her after work. Many girls are discreet. She might want to go out for a meal first. Spending 300 baht on a good meal is a treat for her and she will appreciate it.

[Horatio]

Rawai has a group of bars called laguna something. There are several bars in a big square area on both sides of a short street. I went there a couple of times too early, around 7 pm and there was very few people there, no customers and few women. I went back last night around 930 pm and it was quite a bit different. It got better as the night went on, more customers and more bar girls. Many of the bar girls here are attractive, much more so then the ones at Chalong pier. I talked to a couple of 27 year olds and one 25 year old, all were attractive, maybe 7 on scale to 10.

I asked one about price. She said 700 thb barfine or I could wait until 2 am and no barfine. She wanted 2000 thb for overnight. I might could have talked her down on price. At 2 different bars I paid 350 thb for a beer and a lady drink. At one bar I paid 90 thb for a coke. I don't know if barfine is the same at all the bars. There didn't seem to be a place for short time except back to hotel.

I don't really like this kind of setup for bars. I drink in one bar and girls from surrounding bars see me so I feel kind of self conscious leaving to sit at another bar 20 feet away. Still if you are in this area and want an attractive women this seems a good option.

[BoyToy]

Don't forget the girls in the massage shops are mostly good for take away treats and I think better than the bar girls. I don't drink much and I got some excellent girls, and kept them for a few days. It works at far more reasonable too. No bar fines and no ladydrinks. Etc etc. Just ask to meet her after work. Many girls are discreet. She might want to go out for a meal first. Spending 300 baht on a good meal is a treat for her and she will appreciate it.Great advise! This is the kind of information that a first time visitor would need. I am sure there are plenty of shops to try but do you recommendation any?

Cheers.

[Mostek6502]

Great advise! This is the kind of information that a first time visitor would need. I am sure there are plenty of shops to try but do you recommendation any?

Cheers.Any massage shop will be good for this. It would be unusual if it did not. Remember the girls are free to do what they want out of working hours. If the girls wear a traditional uniform and are real massues they still are women and like.. a little extra money and a little pleasure.. My ex gf was a professionally trained masseuse, and had very strong arms ! If the girls are just wearing shorts and a shop t shirt your chances will improve. In my girlfriend's shop all the girls had beautiful uniforms and the interior was very impressive. All the younger girls were up for it, but some of the older women were not, remember discreet conversation ! The girls will know what you are asking for

I will browse the massage shops and if I see a girl I like I will ask for a half hour massage, sometimes just a foot massage. Most shops operate on a rotation and you will be assigned the next available. I just politely say who I want. You quickly get the feel with her and you can have a little chit chat about, let's have something to eat when you close. Many shops close at 11 pm. Remember the girl will not want the others to know, so I will wait across the road (I tell her I will be there or waiting outside 7-11). I have done this about a dozen times now. I had a girlfriend who was a masseuse for two years. In most shops the girls will be related or come from the same village or area. One will go to work, tell the others about it and her sister, cousin, best friend will then come down. The girls usually live in a shared room with two or three other girls. Many thai girls don't drink, and they will choose to work in a massage shop rather than the bar. Taking her to the hotel beats a hand job. The girls would ask around 1500 for short time. If you a young and charming guy she might be up for it for free, this has never happened to me! It is not often she does not turn up. If you keep a girl for a few days the shop might as for a fee, this happens sometimes.

[BoyToy]

Any massage shop will be good for this. It would be unusual if it did not. Remember the girls are free to do what they want out of working hours. If the girls wear a traditional uniform and are real massues they still are women and like.. a little extra money and a little pleasure.. My ex gf was a professionally trained masseuse, and had very strong arms ! If the girls are just wearing shorts and a shop t shirt your chances will improve. In my girlfriend's shop all the girls had beautiful uniforms and the interior was very impressive. All the younger girls were up for it, but some of the older women were not, remember discreet conversation ! The girls will know what you are asking for

I will browse the massage shops and if I see a girl I like I will ask for a half hour massage, sometimes just a foot massage. Most shops operate on a rotation and you will be assigned the next available. I just politely say who I want. You quickly get the feel with her and you can have a little chit chat about, let's have something to eat when you close. Many shops close at 11 pm. Remember the girl will not want the others to know, so I will wait across the road (I tell her I will be there or waiting outside 7-11). I have done this about a dozen times now. I had a girlfriend who was a masseuse for two years. In most shops the girls will be related or come from the same village or area. One will go to work, tell the others about it and her sister, cousin, best friend will then come down. The girls usually live in a shared room with two or three other girls. Many thai girls don't drink, and they will choose to work in a massage shop rather than the bar. Taking her to the hotel beats a hand job. The girls would ask around 1500 for short time. If you a young and charming guy she might be up for it for free, this has never happened to me! It is not often she does not turn up. If you keep a girl for a few days the shop might as for a fee, this happens sometimes.Great stuff. Once again appreciate your time.

I have had some luck in Bangkok with regular Thai girls staying with me for no charge. I am not charming but I do treat them well. What I really like about this is that such girls tend to give you the best GFE.

Will give this strategy few tries to see how it works for me.

Cheers,

BT.

[Etrebil]

I will visit Phuket in October. This time I want real GFE and would like to hire a girl for one week. Any idea how to proceed?

[Marco81]

Hi All.

I am planing my first trip to phuket in October and was wondering if any of you have experience with the Gig hotel?

It looks nice and the rates in the low season are very reasanable.

Any info is appreciated?

[Decpticon]

Hey guys,

I have few contacts of freelancers and if any required just drop me a message. Will be sharing on PM.

[Horatio]

Katherines escort and massage is 2000 thb in call. I sent an email asking price and they said this plus whatever I want to tip. "Tipping is completely up to you" she wrote. I want to pay fair and not be a cheap charlie but I want to save money.

My questionis,

Do I need to tip to be fair?


2nd question, it is for 90 minutes, if I take 2 girls do i get to finish twice, once with each girl?

Thanks.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Katherines escort and massage is 2000 thb in call. I sent an email asking price and they said this plus whatever I want to tip. "Tipping is completely up to you" she wrote. I want to pay fair and not be a cheap charlie but I want to save money.

My questionis,

Do I need to tip to be fair?


2nd question, it is for 90 minutes, if I take 2 girls do i get to finish twice, once with each girl?

Thanks.If you plan to repeat the girl I would tip. Most girls rotate out quickly so I haven't tipped yet but wish I did my first visit since I never got to repeat due to scheduling. I don't know if I would recommend threesome because I don't think it will be like nabbing two friends. About the shots email and ask the shop they will clarify!

[Horatio]

There are quite a few massage parlors in the same neighborhood as Katherines Massage and Escort. They all look like like places that will offer full service. Katherines is 2000 thb at their place. A tout at another place quoted me 1500 thb. The women sitting outside most of the places looked to be in 20's and attractive. Definitely better then those at Chalong pier beer bars.

[Allover]

Katherines escort and massage is 2000 thb in call. I sent an email asking price and they said this plus whatever I want to tip. "Tipping is completely up to you" she wrote. I want to pay fair and not be a cheap charlie but I want to save money.

My questionis,

Do I need to tip to be fair?


2nd question, it is for 90 minutes, if I take 2 girls do i get to finish twice, once with each girl?

Thanks.I personally feel a tip is expected and should be given unless you had a bad experience. A B200-B500 tip is what I give. B500 only when you have a great time and those are few and far between at soapies now.

[Bretword]

Hey all,

Going to be heading to Phuket towards the beginning of September. I know Thai girls are great and all but I'm curious about the variety of girls in Phuket. Specifically, are there any known Vietnamese hot spots there? Thanks all!

[Horatio]

I went there tonight. You can either reserve a specific girl or pick when you get there. I picked when I got there. While I was in lobby they had about 10 women walk out and told me to pick the number I wanted. I know this is done in other places but it was new to me. I picked out a woman I thouht was pretty who was one of the shortest, since I like petite. She was 23 and had a nice body, spoke good english and had a very pretty smile. We took a shower together then got onto bed. She rubbed some lotion on me and gave a bit of a hand job, then put some lotion on one of her boobs and rubbed that against me, then put some on the cracks of her ass and rubbed that on me. She gave me a covered blow job. It was pretty nice, I had to slow her down some so I didn't finish. Then sex in several positions.

Afterwards she gave me a massage for about 5 minutes, we took another shower, then I left.

You can see pictures of the women who work there on katherines website. I think they were pretty, I am guessing from what I read here, some here would rate as maybe 7, idk. But the one I was with had a beautiful smile, nice firm, but small tits, perfect nipples. She had no baby damage and had a firm body.

It cost 2000 thb. I more like take home then in house, but it was a good time and very worth the money.

[Member #4698]

I went there tonight. You can either reserve a specific girl or pick when you get there. I picked when I got there. While I was in lobby they had about 10 women walk out and told me to pick the number I wanted. I know this is done in other places but it was new to me. I picked out a woman I thouht was pretty who was one of the shortest, since I like petite. She was 23 and had a nice body, spoke good english and had a very pretty smile. We took a shower together then got onto bed. She rubbed some lotion on me and gave a bit of a hand job, then put some lotion on one of her boobs and rubbed that against me, then put some on the cracks of her ass and rubbed that on me. She gave me a covered blow job. It was pretty nice, I had to slow her down some so I didn't finish. Then sex in several positions.

It cost 2000 thb. I more like take home then in house, but it was a good time and very with the money.Good report Horatio. Except for the covered BJ, the girl sounds very nice.

I too prefer take out or out call as the bordellos call it, but only with my favorite repeat massage girls that I know and like a lot. Katherines offers out call service for a relatively small additional fee, plus you have to pay for the girl's taxi to and from. It's worth it to me to shag in my superior, more comfortable hotel room rather than on site as long as the additional cost is not too exorbitant, but like I said, only when I know the girl already. Otherwise it is always better to go there in person and see the lineup before making any decisions. I don't trust the internet pics.

[SscFan]

Hi Guys,

Tried this Nuru Massage place on Nanai road in Patong Beach.

Didn't know what to expect but basically you and the girl are both naked and she applies Nuru gel which is edible to both bodies.

I had the choice between two girls but apparently there are more but they were busy already. I saw them when I came out and they were pretty good looking.

Mine was 37 yo, not a looker but a decent body and face. She was sexy when naked.

First she gave me a shower, then we moved the the bed face down first and she applied the gel to my legs, then to my back and ass.

She started by rubbing her naked body do my back and since the gel is edible, she was running her tongue all over at the same time. Great feeling.

Lots of ball and licking and ass rimming then she asked me to turn over. Majestic BBBJ ensued and man she's an expert. I can tell you, I got my cock sucked by more than 50 girls in the past 5 years and that was one of the best ever with that nice Nuru gel feeling.

CIM was not a problem to her. Didn't explore the possibility of DATY or FS since I just wanted to enjoy my first time but I'm sure it's on the Menu!.

Damage: 1,500 Baht + 500 Baht tip.

You'll find their rates on their FB page (Search Nuru Nanai).

1 girl 60 minutes 1,500.

2 girls 60 Minutes 2,500.

1 girl 90 minutes 2,000.

2 girls 90 minutes 3,000.

I really think the experience is worth it and it's a bargain at this price!

Let's find out who's the best masseuse or the best duo out there!

Please post your experience here. I'll return soon and report.

Enjoy!

SSCFAN.

[D Cups]

Please post your experience here. The best MP I went to was in Phuket City. It's called Katherines. Mieu #20 has nice big tits, she really knew how to body slide with. Let me take lots of photos. 2500 P. The other one I klked was Anna #21 at Sabai Sabai on Rat-you-Th 200 [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) Road. Her tits were 36 C cup. I don't remember the cost but whatever it was well worth it.

[Allover]

Good report Horatio. Except for the covered BJ, the girl sounds very nice.

I too prefer take out or out call as the bordellos call it, but only with my favorite repeat massage girls that I know and like a lot. Katherines offers out call service for a relatively small additional fee, plus you have to pay for the girl's taxi to and from. It's worth it to me to shag in my superior, more comfortable hotel room rather than on site as long as the additional cost is not too exorbitant, but like I said, only when I know the girl already. Otherwise it is always better to go there in person and see the lineup before making any decisions. I don't trust the internet pics.The gallery on the Katherine escort website has pics of 9 new girls. 8 of the 9 supposedly do BBBJ.

[Member #4698]

The gallery on the Katherine escort website has pics of 9 new girls. 8 of the 9 supposedly do BBBJ.I always assume all the girls give BBBJ's. This is not to say I haven't had a few girls over the years that were reluctant to perform, but they have been a very small percentage of my total. My reaction has been varied. If the CBJ was part of other "No's" like no DFK, I have stopped the action, got dressed, and tried to exchange the girl or ask for my money back downstairs. And I have usually been able to exchange the girl without too much trouble as long as there has been no CBJ or vaginal penetration.

More often than not, however, I have found that a no BBBJ girl is just a little shy or a little reticent to get it on with a Farang right off the bat, LOL, and in such a situation, as long as I find her attractive and hygienic, I will abort the preorchestrated BJ stage of the program and start over trying to sexually stimulate her with my mouth and tongue by licking and kissing my way slowly down to her vagina. In my experience, this approach works really well and can result in not only BBBJ's from an initially reluctant girl, but more importantly, some very passionate bareback sex as well. There is nothing like giving a girl an orgasm when you are seeking really passionate sex. I have even had lesbians get wild after cunnilingus.

[SscFan]

Hi guys,

Escaped from wife this morning to walk around. Told myself that I would accept the "Call for massage" only if the girl was pretty.

Walked in Soi Keb Sab in Patong an that girl just appeared! Really beautiful.

Her name is Candy, massage parlor is "Bamboo Massage".

So I accepted immediately and she asked me to follow her upstairs. Her english is very good and even her French!

She asked me to undress totally, then started an oily on my back and asked "do you have time or do you want that we do something else rather than massage? That was the perfect proposal for me so that I accepted immediately to go forward to the business and not wasting time with massage.

Started with very nice kissing session and then she went down for a great BBBJ with lots of tongue action. I then pulled her underwear down and asked her to lay down for some DATY which she seemed to have really enjoyed. Loved the sweet taste of her wet pussy. Then cover on, cowgirl (she came and apologized for coming first) and doggy. Couldn't blow the load with that damn condom so I asked her to sit on my face and I finished with my hand while licking deep inside her.

Overall great experience, love the girl, she's sooooo beautiful and sweet. Would marry that one if I was single! Haha!

Total damage 300 (house) + 3000 (tip).

I'm sure she would have done it for 1,500 or 2,000 I don't really know the normal rates but I didn't want to enter into a bargain so I proposed 3,000 straight away to be sure she would accept.

Pay her a visit if you have time. She's starting work at 11:00 until midnight.

Enjoy!

SSCFAN.

[MonkeyPaw]

Hi guys,

Escaped from wife this morning to walk around. Told myself that I would accept the "Call for massage" only if the girl was pretty.

Walked in Soi Keb Sab in Patong an that girl just appeared! Really beautiful.

Her name is Candy, massage parlor is "Bamboo Massage".

So I accepted immediately and she asked me to follow her upstairs. Her english is very good and even her French!

She asked me to undress totally, then started an oily on my back and asked "do you have time or do you want that we do something else rather than massage? That was the perfect proposal for me so that I accepted immediately to go forward to the business and not wasting time with massage..So between the undressing part and oil on your back, BBBJ, and DATY. You didn't mention a shower. So does this mean that their was no cleaning beforehand on either part? I think I will stick to Go Go bar girls. Thanks for the warning.

[NamasteParis]

Total damage 300 (house) + 3000 (tip). I'm sure she would have done it for 1,500 or 2,000 I don't really know the normal rates but I didn't want to enter into a bargain so I proposed 3,000 straight away to be sure she would accept. SSCFAN.Merci for your post. However, 3300 for a quick massage session. Man, you should RTTF to know the rates before you pay that fool amount. You are spoiling the chicks and ruining the market.

[Centaurian]

Hey guys,

I have few contacts of freelancers and if any required just drop me a message. Will be sharing on PM.Hey Decpticon,

Appreciate those contacts if you didn't mind and could PM me. Just couldn't message you for some reason.

Many thanks.

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[HardUpSquid]

Hey all,

Going to be heading to Phuket towards the beginning of September. I know Thai girls are great and all but I'm curious about the variety of girls in Phuket. Specifically, are there any known Vietnamese hot spots there? Thanks all!Haven't seen many Viet girls in Phuket. Don't think they make enough money to come to the island.

If Viet is your scene I suggest you head to Singapore. Ipenema club 1st floor in the Four Floors of *****s building will get you more Viet girls than you can handle SGD $250 - 300 for ST is the going rate.

[StudBucket]

Hi All.

I am planing my first trip to phuket in October and was wondering if any of you have experience with the Gig hotel?

It looks nice and the rates in the low season are very reasanable.

Any info is appreciated?Hi there, just got back from Phuket last week. My 3 friends stayed at the GIG; I stayed at Absolute Bangla Suites as I wanted more upscale. I did see all of my friends rooms, and they were decent sized, looked clean, had a large bath. They were very pleased with their stay. The hotel is newer and in great condition. There is great rooftop infinity edge style pool and sauna on the roof. Definitely this is a great value hotel for those looking to spend under 50 dollars per night. I would even consider staying there.

[LoveVegas]

Is most hotels in Phucket not girl friendly with out a charge? Never heard of anything like that in Pattaya at all. Whats another option besides summer breeze that's close to action? Hard to see how some nice hotels are 25 USA looks like and some go to 70 us plus how it differs so much. Thanks.

[NewImage]

Have been researching. Going in low season (June ish) would they be happy / accept.

Average GG BF 500 + 3000ST approx.

FL ST 2000/1500?

Disco pick up. ST 2000? Or is this too low?

Massage girls in shops = massage fee + 1500 in shop fuck.

Massage girl after work at my hotel ST 1500?

Obviously depend on negotiation skills but trying to get ball park figure.

Regards.

[Marco81]

Hi there, just got back from Phuket last week. My 3 friends stayed at the GIG; I stayed at Absolute Bangla Suites as I wanted more upscale. I did see all of my friends rooms, and they were decent sized, looked clean, had a large bath. They were very pleased with their stay. The hotel is newer and in great condition. There is great rooftop infinity edge style pool and sauna on the roof. Definitely this is a great value hotel for those looking to spend under 50 dollars per night. I would even consider staying there.Thanks for the reply at studbucket looking forward now to my stay.

[DavidRim]

Is most hotels in Phucket not girl friendly with out a charge? Never heard of anything like that in Pattaya at all. Whats another option besides summer breeze that's close to action? Hard to see how some nice hotels are 25 USA looks like and some go to 70 us plus how it differs so much. Thanks.The majority are, especially in Patong, just make sure you book for 2 people. For instance, the Beyond Hotel is excellent for a mid range, around THB 2000 per night, but if you book single occupancy they will charge you 1000 for the joiner. It's easy enough to call and ask the places, it's a familiar question to them and you shouldn't be embarrassed to ask.

I can recommend:

The Crib. THB 1000.

At Patong. THB 1000.

Silk Hemmingways. THB 1300.

Beyond. THB 2000 - 2500.

All close to the action.

[VeryScary]

Is it worth it to go to Phuket on a Monday? My plan is to spend 3 days in Bangkok, then go to Phuket on Monday, then 3 days in Pattaya. If Monday's suck there I'll probably spend an extra day in Bangkok or Pattaya.

[Banana Boi]

My plan is to spend 3 days in Bangkok, then go to Phuket on Monday, then 3 days in Pattaya. That's a long way to go for 1 night.

[Odin1]

Is it worth it to go to Phuket on a Monday? My plan is to spend 3 days in Bangkok, then go to Phuket on Monday, then 3 days in Pattaya. If Monday's suck there I'll probably spend an extra day in Bangkok or Pattaya.All days in Patong are OK. But that's a 6 hours travel, and there is no need to go to Patong if you're not in for a combination of beach and party. If it's girls you look for, speed an extra day in Pattaya.

[Allover]

Is it worth it to go to Phuket on a Monday? My plan is to spend 3 days in Bangkok, then go to Phuket on Monday, then 3 days in Pattaya. If Monday's suck there I'll probably spend an extra day in Bangkok or Pattaya.You can have a good time in Phuket on Monday but it is not worth going there for only one day. It will take an hour to get to an airport in Bangkok, and you should get to the airport one hour early. The flight is about an hour. From Phuket Airport to Patong is 45-90 minutes depending on how much you pay. A private taxi would cost B800 but get there quicker. You will spend at least four hours getting to Phuket.

Skip Phuket this trip and spend the extra day in Bangkok or Pattaya.

[VeryScary]

Thanks guys. Didn't think it was that far away. I thought you just hop on a plane and you're there.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks guys. Didn't think it was that far away. I thought you just hop on a plane and you're there.Flight may be an hour but add on 1.5 to 3 hours taxi round trip from Pattaya or BKK, 1.5 to 2 hours taxi round trip in Phuket, 2 hours total wait time at the airport assuming you are arriving exactly only 1 hour pre-flight. Possibly 2 hours wait at 2 immigration lines. 2.5 hours round trip flight to Phuket. That's over 10 hours travel time for 1 night in Phuket.

[DavidRim]

I visited the establishment as reported by Gunners a few pages back. Was low season so quiet on arrival with lots of girls hanging around outside. One popped up and seemed friendly and attractive for her age, I'm guessing late 30's but petite. Fon was the name I think. All the girls seem average to good in terms of looks, but as the services seem limited to HJ as well as a superb massage to start and there's no access / nakedness on their part, looks are secondary. It's the service that wins over.

Chose a 90 min massage, 600 THB. In the room I stripped naked, no questions asked. Really great strong oil massage ensued and on the flip the twigs and berries action began. As reported previously, tips are not discussed until the end which is most refreshing. We had a good half an hour of her giving the an incredible cock and balls massage, she was fine to take her time, slowing down when I was close and edging me right till the end where the explosion was fierce.

1000 THB to the lady as seems standard and I left a happy man. This is the kind of place to visit maybe when you've had a few too many the night before and can't be bothered to put any effort in. Just experience the wonderful Thai hospitality. If you're staying in Laguna / Bangtao / Surin area, it's a great option without the trek to Patong. It's an area frequented by tourists in couples and families, so I'd even suggest if with your other half on holiday she could easily have a legit massage (it easily passes for a legit massage joint) while you are a naughty boy next door. Keep the noise down fellas.

[Gunners1]

Glad you enjoyed David.

Absolutely recommend it if you are going as a couple.

That's how I found the place the first time. My girl was having a legit massage and I was escorted to the room opposite. Just to make sure the sound didn't travel between the adjoining walls. And boy was my balls emptied. The best part was it is a really legit place and the massage is fantastic. And as you say sometimes you just can't be bothered in pulling a girl and going through the hassle of bonking when you get 45 minutes of ball pampering plus a good massage.

Enjoy.

G.


I visited the establishment as reported by Gunners a few pages back. Was low season so quiet on arrival with lots of girls hanging around outside. One popped up and seemed friendly and attractive for her age, I'm guessing late 30's but petite. Fon was the name I think. All the girls seem average to good in terms of looks, but as the services seem limited to HJ as well as a superb massage to start and there's no access / nakedness on their part, looks are secondary. It's the service that wins over.

Chose a 90 min massage, 600 THB. In the room I stripped naked, no questions asked. Really great strong oil massage ensued and on the flip the twigs and berries action began. As reported previously, tips are not discussed until the end which is most refreshing. We had a good half an hour of her giving the an incredible cock and balls massage, she was fine to take her time, slowing down when I was close and edging me right till the end where the explosion was fierce.

1000 THB to the lady as seems standard and I left a happy man. This is the kind of place to visit maybe when you've had a few too many the night before and can't be bothered to put any effort in. Just experience the wonderful Thai hospitality. If you're staying in Laguna / Bangtao / Surin area, it's a great option without the trek to Patong. It's an area frequented by tourists in couples and families, so I'd even suggest if with your other half on holiday she could easily have a legit massage (it easily passes for a legit massage joint) while you are a naughty boy next door. Keep the noise down fellas.

[DiffPiddy]

So decided to move to Rawai with the missus as we're a little tired of Phuket Town, but now it means I have to make a long journey to Katherines Massage, which I wouldn't be able to do too often now.

Any fellow mongers know any good places and hot girls to ease a man's aching body? I can't take any girls home for obvious reasons.

[Horatio]

So I finally had a threesome. I got to say I really liked it. It was at katherines Massage in phuket town. The girl I picked looked a little better in her photo on website but the girls she picked to join looked better in real life then her photo. Both were attractive in person. They were fun girls and laughing and seemed to be happy. Both paid a lot of attention to me. They didn't do any lesbian stuff but that was okay. Cost was 3500 thb. You get 2 pops, for the money. Katherines seems to have attractive women. The 2 I had were both 24, one with large breast and one with small.

I think I would like a threesome a bit more if it was back at my motel and lasted overnight. I am going to try and set one up in pattaya when I go back. I am here in phuket for 1 more week then pattaya for a week then Jakarta a week, then home.

[Marco81]

So I finally had a threesome. I got to say I really liked it. It was at katherines Massage in phuket town. The girl I picked looked a little better in her photo on website but the girls she picked to join looked better in real life then her photo. Both were attractive in person. They were fun girls and laughing and seemed to be happy. Both paid a lot of attention to me. They didn't do any lesbian stuff but that was okay. Cost was 3500 thb. You get 2 pops, for the money. Katherines seems to have attractive women. The 2 I had were both 24, one with large breast and one with small.

I think I would like a threesome a bit more if it was back at my motel and lasted overnight. I am going to try and set one up in pattaya when I go back. I am here in phuket for 1 more week then pattaya for a week then Jakarta a week, then home.Sounds good. Can you say which girls you had from the website?

[Horatio]

I don't really like naming names online, so I sent you a pm answer.


Sounds good. Can you say which girls you had from the website?

[Chacal60]

I always love this response "And said I needed this massage. As I was holding up a lot. ".

As if they were medical professionals, the best masseuses in the LOS love to assess the strength of your shot and the amount of effluent.


Greetings.

I was in phuket recently for a conference and was staying around bang tao beach. The place itself is quite laidback with hardly any activity. The bar scene there is dead. I had decided to try out a massage place as I needed it quite badly and would settle if I didn't get a happy ending to finish as my body was sore.

I walked into a place called just relax. They had at least 10 girls wearing white tshirt and long pants sitting outside. Some of them looked good. I chose 90 minutes aroma massage which set me off like 600 thb. They asked me if I had a preference on the lady. I just went with the flow. A lean, booby lady, may be about 35+ age walked forward and said it was her turn as per the number. So I went with her. Hee name was kit kat or something like it. She washed my legs and escorted me to the room. All rooms have doors. Some have a floor mattress and some have tables. I got the floor mattress room.

Once in the room she draped me with a towel over my back once I had stripped down my clothes. The massage itself was top notch. She was working on those knots and muscles. And making every effort to relax me. Soon when she got the my lower back and legs she moved the towel to the side and I told her. She asked me permission if she could take the towel off. Who am I to object. Still she stayed well clear of my crown jewels. Focussing on the massage aspect. I was almost dozing off. Then she sat between my legs and started massaging my lower back, bum and hamstrings. Wow. It was amazing. Still no touching of my member. I was trying to give hints and spreading me legs a bit wider and raising my torso for her to reach deeper. But she wouldn't massage "there". She reached up with long stroked to do my neck still sitting between my legs but now closer to my teaching johny. And when she did that she brought her covered breasts over my back. Wow. That was great. She knew I was enjoying it. And asked me to turn over. I asked her if she could massage my bum and legs a bit more. I think she got the message. She poured oil over my crack and went right into business. The next 20 minutes was deep prostrate massage. And the most sensual massage of my throbbing dick. I was on fours at some point when she penetrated me to massage my prostrate. I was in heaven. She had a gift. All this time she never mentioned any amount. I turned over and she continued to massage my dick and prostrate. At times both together. She kept a rolled towel under me to get better access. She continued for another 10 minutes. I didn't bother accessing her boobs or pussy as I was just happy enjoying the moment. I also didn't ask if I could play with her puppies.

I came violently. It was a massive load. Spoke mediocre English. And said I needed this massage. As I was holding up a lot. Yeah right.

She cleaned me up. And I had a shower and left.

She helped me get dressed. I handed over 1 k thb which caught her by surprise and was overjoyed at my tip.

I visited her 2 more times before I left. The session was the same. I didn't want anymore. As I was there to enjoy and receive.

Enjoy.

G.

[SscFan]

Merci for your post. However, 3300 for a quick massage session. Man, you should RTTF to know the rates before you pay that fool amount. You are spoiling the chicks and ruining the market.You mean RTFF Jean-Pierre?

So tell me how much I should have paid? I don't have time to RTFF, I don't live in Thailand, no point to go through all this.

3,300 still sounds cheap to me. I gave her what I usually give in Dubai for similar service.

But if I know the standard pricing, I won't "ruin the market" anymore.

Merci.

SSCFAN.

[NamasteParis]

You mean RTFF Jean-Pierre?

So tell me how much I should have paid? I don't have time to RTFF, I don't live in Thailand, no point to go through all this.

3,300 still sounds cheap to me. I gave her what I usually give in Dubai for similar service.

But if I know the standard pricing, I won't "ruin the market" anymore.

Merci.

SSCFAN.Well, you already mentionned the correct prices in your former post! 1500 would have been enough. But as it seems you have fallen in love with this cutie, love has no limit.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?1033-Phuket-Reports&p=2210098&viewfull=1#post2210098

[Banana Boi]

3,300 still sounds cheap to me. I gave her what I usually give in Dubai for similar service.Why would you pay a girl in Thailand the same as you would her or a different girl working in Dubai?

Unless this was a top gogo girl you paid too much imo.

[SscFan]

Well, you already mentionned the correct prices in your former post! 1500 would have been enough. But as it seems you have fallen in love with this cutie, love has no limit.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?1033-Phuket-Reports&p=2210098&viewfull=1#post2210098Oh My, 1,500 that's cheap!

But cheap is good.

Learning by doing. I'll save some bucks next time!

Au revoir et merci!

SSCFAN.

[SscFan]

Why would you pay a girl in Thailand the same as you would her or a different girl working in Dubai?

Unless this was a top gogo girl you paid too much imo.This is what you do when you don't know market prices.

Will do better next time!

SSCFAN.

[MonkeyPaw]

Arrived in Patong, and after a long conversation with immigration authorities, Thailand has opened up its legs to let Monkeypaw in again. Seriously, has anybody done 7 back to back to back 30 day stamps like me? 9-10 months in Thailand and just 30 days stamps, no visa. This time I used the excuse that I was married in Bangkok before. It worked. Anyways, field reports from Phuket to come soon after I catch up on Pattaya, Angeles City, and Stupd Shit in Thailand. It feels nice to be missed.

[JohnnieBravo]

Hello:

While I have been to Thailand many times I have yet to visit Phuket but will be doing so in a month or so. I typically like to play the freelancer scene. Where in Phuket does one find Freelancers? Any particular place where they hang out? Also, how much does the average freelancers go for for short time over there. Thank you for helping a fellow punter out.

Regards,

JB.

[Member #4751]

I am visiting Phuket in Dec so would be interesting to read your reports. Eagerly awaiting!


Arrived in Patong, and after a long conversation with immigration authorities, Thailand has opened up its legs to let Monkeypaw in again. Seriously, has anybody done 7 back to back to back 30 day stamps like me? 9-10 months in Thailand and just 30 days stamps, no visa. This time I used the excuse that I was married in Bangkok before. It worked. Anyways, field reports from Phuket to come soon after I catch up on Pattaya, Angeles City, and Stupd Shit in Thailand. It feels nice to be missed.

[DiffPiddy]

Anyone have any experience with the girls down the Chalong pier?

Do they do short time there? Where do you take them? Prices?

Be good to know there were some cuties down there last time.

[CuriouSexplorer]

Gentlemen,

I'm in Phuket shortly and read about this NURU NANAI place on nanai road. However, couldn't find it on Streetview and there are conflicting locations on Google Maps and on their FB page.

Would any of you know where it is and could you give me directions from Jung Ceylon?

Also, I'm next door to Soi Kep Sab, so any recommendations for a quickie? I was last here 5 years ago, and the names don't seem familiar any longer.

Thanks.

[DavidRim]

You'll need to be in Patong and they usually hang out around the clubs on Bangla. Illuzion, Seduction, Hollywood etc. They are typically late starts, I find peak time to be around 12 midnight to snap up the best ones before they go with someone else. As I get older I'm not a fan of going out late all the time so I like to get a few numbers stored for daytime chat and meets. I'm more of a LT guy but ST around 1000 - 2000 I think depending on the hotness factor! I've had LT for 1500 and for 5000, just depends on the girl. Enjoy!


Hello:

While I have been to Thailand many times I have yet to visit Phuket but will be doing so in a month or so. I typically like to play the freelancer scene. Where in Phuket does one find Freelancers? Any particular place where they hang out? Also, how much does the average freelancers go for for short time over there. Thank you for helping a fellow punter out.

Regards,

JB.

[GDreams]

Gentlemen,

I'm in Phuket shortly and read about this NURU NANAI place on nanai road. However, couldn't find it on Streetview and there are conflicting locations on Google Maps and on their FB page.

Would any of you know where it is and could you give me directions from Jung Ceylon?

Also, I'm next door to Soi Kep Sab, so any recommendations for a quickie? I was last here 5 years ago, and the names don't seem familiar any longer.

Thanks.Wechat, just always ask if they are a girl.

[Lunks]

Hello,

Would really appreciate if any members can throw some light on this escort agency at Phuket named no1angelsescort.com.

Has anyone tried their services and if yes could you also mention the escort you had experience with and how was it.

Thanks again will really appreciate your inputs.

As I will be travelling to Phuket next month.

Lunks.

[MonkeyPaw]

Finally, on my way to Pattaya I have the time to start AND finish this Patong report. Bangkok still has to wait for Monkeypaw.

Where to Stay: Everybody knows hotels in Phuket and Patong are very wishy washy about allowing girls to come to the room. Phuket is more of a touristy town rather than a hedonist playground like Bangkok or Pattaya. Even then, you can online do a quick Google "Patong Girl Friendly Hotels 2018" and there lists of available. Hotels. I did not like any of them for one reason or another. Read those Agoda rand Trip Advisor reviews carefully. But to be honest, I need more than just a hotel I can bring a girl back to. I need a more comfortable room, no roaches, with a softer bed (can't stand hard beds) and the perfect location so I can get to Bangla Walking Street quick. Those monsoon rain downpours are something else in Phuket. Book a room too far, even with an umbrella, and you will still regret it. Most importantly, Monkeypaw wants privacy for all those girls I bring back to fuck, whether it's 1, 2, 3 or 5 at a time. And yes, I've done 5 girls at a one time before. It was reverse gangbang in which I was used and abused by the girls and had so many random pussies shoved in my mouth that I started to feel dirty. My dick was so bruised and sore after the first couple off hours, I thought it was ready to fall off. When the girls where finished with me, I ran to the bathroom and showered alone. I cried under the stream of warm water and thought to myself, "what has my life turned into?" I was nothing but a piece of Asian sausage meat to these girls. That was a sad time during my life. I hope many of you guys can sympathize with me. I'm sorry, I need a moment. I'm crying now as I am typing about this, it brings back the memory of that night I was used by those who I have called the "frightening fucking five. " Anyways, back to my recommendation. Use AirBnb. I booked the Room at Sansabai for $35/ night. It's 8 rooms in a 5 story building off Sansabai (across from Gig Hotel) and about 2 minutes walk to Bangla. You hold your own keys and after 5 pm, there is no staff, just a security door to which you have a card to access. You can bring unlimited amounts of guests to your room. The rooms are decent with a comfy bed and no bar music or noises at night. They have a community lounge area on the first floor with free snacks, fruits, pastries, a large fridge and microwave. The place is safe, comfortable, and allows for privacy. Nobody to judge "who, what, or how many" you bring back to your room and bump uglies with. Just saying.

Where to Go: I do mainly Go Go bars, once in awhile another venue like a beer bar or Soapies, but still Go Go bars are my top choice. I honestly don't need to explain why again, but I will. It's the only place a guy can go and knows exactly what he is getting with regards to looks and body. Pay the extra fucking money to be able to relax and inspect the merchandise. Everywhere else that they wear clothes, such as massage parlors, soapies, beer bars, and street girls, you are putting yourself at risk for saggy tits, no tits, hairy arm pits, hairy legs, baby damage, fat guts, or perhaps even a hidden cock. Why on Earth, and in the Lord's name would anybody travel hundreds and thousands of miles to pay hard earned money to fuck ugly and damaged goods? Get the EXACT body in a girl that you have always fantasized about as a hormone raging teenager. Unless you fantasized about the saggy tits and fat guts, then you have some issues.

Only 3 Go Go bars worth even mentioning, Harem, Suzy Wong, and Diablo. Harem is for ballers and guys who enjoy getting hustled. I am somewhere in between that because I know how to play back. Harem has the best looking girls period, but they want drinks plenty of drinks, and most of them want advance booking for fucking. Meaning, you walk in and order one or two drinks. They ignore you or try to hustle you for drinks and leave. If you want to barfine them and are decent looking, they will make a booking with you to come pick the up later. Usually, it's near closing time. If you want to barfine them and they don't want to fuck you. Then just tell you they already have booking. That's their game there. It's like a set up in Vegas or any other USA type of titty bar, not a typical Go Go bar. You can spend 10,000 baht and get NO pussy at Harem. They are that good with their games.

Sofas are set of for bottle service which I never understood at the strip club. You buy a bottle because you are a baller and "supposedly" have a shit load of money. You put this giant bottle of vodka on your table so everybody in the strip clubs knows you are a baller and have big bank. You spend the rest of the night looking like a fool when you are working to scoop ice, pouring, and making your own drinks. You still have to buy ladies drinks on top of all of that. On the other hand, Monkeypaw just sits there and when I plan on grabbing girl and enjoying, I just buy shots and drinks for the both and have the bar make them for me. My bill and the bottle service bill is the same 5000-6000 baht. But wait, they get more drinks from their vodka bottle? But wait again, I thought this was about baller status and not about saving money or drinks value for your money. Monkeypaw wins again. Anyways, I took a girl from Harem, but I came back at 1 am to grab her. She wanted to make drinks and tips off lap dances before that. I didn't mind. She is saying, let me hustle these guys for drinks and tips, but you get to stick your dick in me. I'm okay with that. Paid 4500 total for barfine and the girl. They do take credit cards at Harem just for drinks.

Typical Go Go bar set up would be like Suzy Wong and Diablo. Barfine was 1000, I think, and 2500 for the girl at Diablo. Her name was Apple and she was the best one there to me. She has a nice face, fake tits, and nice ass. She has lots of tattoos including a big one on her stomach, but no visible baby scars or damage. Service was so so with CBJ, so I pulled off the condom when I was about to skeet, and shot my cum in between her ass cheeks. She got mad. That's Monkeypaw's revenge for a CBJ. She wasn't keen on a photo with my teddy bear, so teddy had to do the work with his "eyes."By the way, she gets Monkeypaw one paw down for her service, meh.

[Member #4751]

At Monkeypaw- great report as always. Question to you is if you want young attractive thai girls, should I avoid going to Patong? Should I just stick to Pattaya or Bangkok?


Finally, on my way to Pattaya I have the time to start AND finish this Patong report. Bangkok still has to wait for Monkeypaw.

Where to Stay: Everybody knows hotels in Phuket and Patong are very wishy washy about allowing girls to come to the room. Phuket is more of a touristy town rather than a hedonist playground like Bangkok or Pattaya. Even then, you can online do a quick Google "Patong Girl Friendly Hotels 2018" and there lists of available. Hotels. I did not like any of them for one reason or another. Read those Agoda rand Trip Advisor reviews carefully. But to be honest, I need more than just a hotel I can bring a girl back to. I need a more comfortable room, no roaches, with a softer bed (can't stand hard beds) and the perfect location so I can get to Bangla Walking Street quick. Those monsoon rain downpours are something else in Phuket. Book a room too far, even with an umbrella, and you will still regret it. Most importantly, Monkeypaw wants privacy for all those girls I bring back to fuck, whether it's 1, 2, 3 or 5 at a time. And yes, I've done 5 girls at a one time before. It was reverse gangbang in which I was used and abused by the girls and had so many random pussies shoved in my mouth that I started to feel dirty. My dick was so bruised and sore after the first couple off hours, I thought it was ready to fall off. When the girls where finished with me, I ran to the bathroom and showered alone. I cried under the stream of warm water and thought to myself, "what has my life turned into?" I was nothing but a piece of Asian sausage meat to these girls. That was a sad time during my life. I hope many of you guys can sympathize with me. I'm sorry, I need a moment. I'm crying now as I am typing about this, it brings back the memory of that night I was used by those who I have called the "frightening fucking five. " Anyways, back to my recommendation. Use AirBnb. I booked the Room at Sansabai for $35/ night. It's 8 rooms in a 5 story building off Sansabai (across from Gig Hotel) and about 2 minutes walk to Bangla. You hold your own keys and after 5 pm, there is no staff, just a security door to which you have a card to access. You can bring unlimited amounts of guests to your room. The rooms are decent with a comfy bed and no bar music or noises at night. They have a community lounge area on the first floor with free snacks, fruits, pastries, a large fridge and microwave. The place is safe, comfortable, and allows for privacy. Nobody to judge "who, what, or how many" you bring back to your room and bump uglies with. Just saying.

Where to Go: I do mainly Go Go bars, once in awhile another venue like a beer bar or Soapies, but still Go Go bars are my top choice. I honestly don't need to explain why again, but I will. It's the only place a guy can go and knows exactly what he is getting with regards to looks and body. Pay the extra fucking money to be able to relax and inspect the merchandise. Everywhere else that they wear clothes, such as massage parlors, soapies, beer bars, and street girls, you are putting yourself at risk for saggy tits, no tits, hairy arm pits, hairy legs, baby damage, fat guts, or perhaps even a hidden cock. Why on Earth, and in the Lord's name would anybody travel hundreds and thousands of miles to pay hard earned money to fuck ugly and damaged goods? Get the EXACT body in a girl that you have always fantasized about as a hormone raging teenager. Unless you fantasized about the saggy tits and fat guts, then you have some issues.

Only 3 Go Go bars worth even mentioning, Harem, Suzy Wong, and Diablo. Harem is for ballers and guys who enjoy getting hustled. I am somewhere in between that because I know how to play back. Harem has the best looking girls period, but they want drinks plenty of drinks, and most of them want advance booking for fucking. Meaning, you walk in and order one or two drinks. They ignore you or try to hustle you for drinks and leave. If you want to barfine them and are decent looking, they will make a booking with you to come pick the up later. Usually, it's near closing time. If you want to barfine them and they don't want to fuck you. Then just tell you they already have booking. That's their game there. It's like a set up in Vegas or any other USA type of titty bar, not a typical Go Go bar. You can spend 10,000 baht and get NO pussy at Harem. They are that good with their games.

Sofas are set of for bottle service which I never understood at the strip club. You buy a bottle because you are a baller and "supposedly" have a shit load of money. You put this giant bottle of vodka on your table so everybody in the strip clubs knows you are a baller and have big bank. You spend the rest of the night looking like a fool when you are working to scoop ice, pouring, and making your own drinks. You still have to buy ladies drinks on top of all of that. On the other hand, Monkeypaw just sits there and when I plan on grabbing girl and enjoying, I just buy shots and drinks for the both and have the bar make them for me. My bill and the bottle service bill is the same 5000-6000 baht. But wait, they get more drinks from their vodka bottle? But wait again, I thought this was about baller status and not about saving money or drinks value for your money. Monkeypaw wins again. Anyways, I took a girl from Harem, but I came back at 1 am to grab her. She wanted to make drinks and tips off lap dances before that. I didn't mind. She is saying, let me hustle these guys for drinks and tips, but you get to stick your dick in me. I'm okay with that. Paid 4500 total for barfine and the girl. They do take credit cards at Harem just for drinks.

Typical Go Go bar set up would be like Suzy Wong and Diablo. Barfine was 1000, I think, and 2500 for the girl at Diablo. Her name was Apple and she was the best one there to me. She has a nice face, fake tits, and nice ass. She has lots of tattoos including a big one on her stomach, but no visible baby scars or damage. Service was so so with CBJ, so I pulled off the condom when I was about to skeet, and shot my cum in between her ass cheeks. She got mad. That's Monkeypaw's revenge for a CBJ. She wasn't keen on a photo with my teddy bear, so teddy had to do the work with his "eyes."By the way, she gets Monkeypaw one paw down for her service, meh.

[MonkeyPaw]

At Monkeypaw- great report as always. Question to you is if you want young attractive thai girls, should I avoid going to Patong? Should I just stick to Pattaya or Bangkok?Pattaya #1 (more girls, more venues), Bangkok #2, Patong a far distant #3 (backpackers trap).

[Marco81]

Finally, on my way to Pattaya I have the time to start AND finish this Patong report. Bangkok still has to wait for Monkeypaw.
.Love your report. Had a smile reading it.

I was in the gig hotel last month. Good hotel and in the low season girl friendly.

[CallSign Papa]

Have RTFF and used the search but can't find info on Kamala. Can anyone confirm if there are any decent bars there? Any girly action?

I know it's a short hop to Patong, but sometimes I like the quieter life.

[Gunners1]

Greetings CSP.

Not much action there. In my several trips to Phuket I have always had success through online channels. TF, Instagram etc.

Kamala is mainly couple oriented.

Enjoy.

Do let us know if there is anything in kamala as the resorts are very nice there and quite reasonably priced too compared to Karon, kata or bang Tao.

G.


Have RTFF and used the search but can't find info on Kamala. Can anyone confirm if there are any decent bars there? Any girly action?

I know it's a short hop to Patong, but sometimes I like the quieter life.

[Member #4751]

At Gunners1 - Did you find a lot of success through TF in Phuket? Also how did you contact through instagram?


Greetings CSP.

Not much action there. In my several trips to Phuket I have always had success through online channels. TF, Instagram etc.

Kamala is mainly couple oriented.

Enjoy.

Do let us know if there is anything in kamala as the resorts are very nice there and quite reasonably priced too compared to Karon, kata or bang Tao.

G.

[Gunners1]

Hello JS.

Yes I have had success on TF. Instagram is a bit different. You will have to search by places where girls hang out like search illusion, white room, Karon beach, catch club bang Tao and then go through the profiles. If they look local send them a message to say you are arriving and would love them to show you more of Phuket.

You will need to have a pretty decent insta feed to start with. It works 6 out of 10 messages. Some of them will get p!ssed off with you for sending them random messages. But you can always ignore them.

Enjoy.

G.


At Gunners1 - Did you find a lot of success through TF in Phuket? Also how did you contact through instagram?

[CallSign Papa]

Do let us know if there is anything in Kamala as the resorts are very nice there and quite reasonably priced too compared to Karon, kata or bang Tao.
Thanks G, I'm staying at the Sunwing in Kamala, I'll be sure to provide a report on the area as there doesn't appear to be any information here thus far (beyond what you've provided).

[Faconnable808]

Thanks G, I'm staying at the Sunwing in Kamala, I'll be sure to provide a report on the area as there doesn't appear to be any information here thus far (beyond what you've provided).Hi,

There's about a dozen bars on the road behind the Kamala Beergarden just South down the main road from you. The Beergarden restaurant is on the right at a traffic light. Turn right at the Beergarden and go about 100 yards. You will see a bunch of bars on the right. Black Cat bar is just cross from the Beergarden as well.

Crazy Bar is before on the main road on the left before the Aussie Bar (and Beergarden).

Enjoy!

[Fantastyseeker]

Hello,

So I need some advise. Going to Phuket in Feb with my other half. Looking to get the GF experience, particularly just to watch my partner fuck other women. Anyone had any luck with this, couples etc? Where to go? Also, I know there's obviously rub and tug, or anything you guys want. What about for women? Is this available for women or do I need to go to Bali or Jamaica for this specialized service LOL. Happy for female girls or male provider.

[CallSign Papa]

What about for women? Is this available for women or do I need to go to Bali or Jamaica for this specialized service LOL. Happy for female girls or male provider.Register on ThaiFriendly and sound a few girls out about it. Shouldn't be too hard to find some willing participants.

Or go to a club called Hollywood, the girls there are pretty flexible.

[Fantastyseeker]

Register on ThaiFriendly and sound a few girls out about it. Shouldn't be too hard to find some willing participants.

Or go to a club called Hollywood, the girls there are pretty flexible.Thank you for the information! I was hoping to be inundated with advice and responses so I'm grateful you took the time to respond.

[Aryansoni86]

Hello fellow mongers,

I am in Patong, Phuket today and for next 3 days. My friends are here for their bachelor's party and they want to meet Russian or CIS girls, I have RTFF but I can hardly find any details regarding Russian women. Can some one help me with it, PM is active.

[Pusseidon]

Can someone recommend an escort site or gogo bar with the absolute hottest girls in Phuket? I'm staying on the water near Bangla. GFE preferred but not important.

I'll be in town in mid-December so have given myself time to do some due diligence My first time in Thailand so not sure what sort of rates I should expect from such girls. Please advise.

[Elmo]

Been 10 years since I was last in Thailand and Patong. Stayed at the Expat again. Easy walking distance to Bangla Rd. While there, I typically ate dinner at the night market on Sawatdirak Rd, just past the Georgian Restaurant, or grabbed something at the stalls off of Bangla Road. Biggest change I noticed was all of the Russians that were there. They appear to have replaced the Scandanavians that were there on long holidays back then. Was surprised to see Thais even speaking in Russian to attract Russian customers to their restaurants. Good for them to do what they can to make a living.

Couple of observations that I wish I knew more information on:

1) Pumpui club had been empty and closed, but they redecorated it and reopened while I was there. They reopened with about a dozen women I had never seen in Phuket before that. All were gorgeous and I loved the flight attendant outfits. However, could not get any P4 P action out of them. Believe it is a hostess bar. Where girls just hang out with you and your friends, asking for you to buy them expensive lady drinks. Why do I say this. I asked several staff what the bar fine amount was, and none could respond with an answer. Some said that I had to ask the lady herself. I tried to have them understand that I was talking about the fee paid to the bar, for having a lady leave, and they would respond that the girls cannot leave until 3 am, closing time. When I asked the ladies if they wanted to go with me, they all said they were working at the bar until 3 am I did notice that some of the girls were slightly taller than most typical thai girls, and appeared to be have some non-thai looks about them. Whether some Korean, Chinese, Vietnamese, or whatever. After not making any progress on getting any P4 P action out of a Pumpui gal, I gave up and just would instead have beers across the street at Kangaroo bar and enjoy the show from a much cheaper distance. And then go monger with other gals.

2) Playboy bar is located next to Illusions Nightclub. Just to left as one goes up the Illusions stairs. Here was a beautiful and very social girl at Playboy bar each night. Her name was Phi (Fffffh-eye) - who did an amazing job of working the guys (as a hostess girl in a very Japanese type way), but I never saw her get barfined. After watching her for a couple of days, and being really intrigued by her, I went up to her when she was dancing on the bar op, but did not have a customer in front of her. I bought her a lady drink and started talking to her. Ended up asking if she wanted to leave with me and she declined. Said she had been in Phuket for 3 weeks, this was her last night, she was going to collect all of her money and go back to Bangkok the next day. I had no idea what she was talking about and thought she was just blowing me off.

But, I did not ever see her again at the Playboy bar on any subsequent night. After she had left, I did instead see several new girls that I had not seen at the bar before. I also asked the staff about Phi. Where is she? They said she had gone back to Bangkok, but never gave me any further information. It got me wondering. Perhaps some of these clubs all around Thailand are all owned by the same people / company and they rotate girls between clubs / cities. Maybe Phi got a 3 week stint in Phuket before resuming her work at whatever regular Bangkok establishment she worked at. When I was later in Bangkok, I went to Baccara on Soi Cowboy, hoping I would run into her there. Given how Japanese hostess like she had been acting. Didn't see her there. I wished I had gotten further details about all of this. (See my recent Bangkok report for the crappy performer I pulled from Baccara instead).

Also, the dozen or so gorgeous new Pumpui girls had to have come from somewhere. They weren't all sitting around bored in Phuket one day and then all working at Pumpui the next day. Would love to know the answer to all of this, mostly so that I could get better insights in how to have some P4 P action with those superstars!

[Elmo]

Hello fellow mongers,

I am in Patong, Phuket today and for next 3 days. My friends are here for their bachelor's party and they want to meet Russian or CIS girls, I have RTFF but I can hardly find any details regarding Russian women. Can some one help me with it, PM is active.There are quite a few Russian gals around. Especially in front of Moulin Rouge. Many of them work there and alternate between dancing and luring customers into the club. There is also another Russian club closer to Tiger disco. With Russian gals outside trying to pull customers in.

I would AVOID those two places like the plague. Those places are solely designed to take whatever large amount of cash you currently have in your wallet, and remove it from your wallet as fast as possible.

Having said this, there are also Russian free lancers on Bangla Rd hanging around. Near those gals working for the clubs. Many were quite hot, but just make sure you do not enter either of those clubs. Unless you want to say goodbye to a lot of money very quickly.

[Pusseidon]

Can someone tell me where the hottest girls can be found? Gogo bar or online escort please. Looking for 8's+. I've seen Harem mentioned a few times. Any guidance as to how to get a girl there without the B. S?

First time in Phuket so let me know what sort of costs I can expect.

Thank you.

[Elmo]

Been 10 years since I was in Patong. Didn't post a report back then, and don't remember much except a lot of beach time in the day and bar girls at night.

Here are the details from this 2018 trip. Stayed in the same place, Expat, and while some things had changed, quite a bit seemed the same.

Had not mongered in 10 years, and instead had been in a steady relationship during all of this time. Had lots of bareback sex. So been a while since I used condoms.

I had learned some phrases in Thai and each day I tried to learn some more. Made an effort to speak some Thai with each and every gal I talked to.

Night 1: Took a slow walk down Bangla to see the sights. Immediately fell in love with one of the first gals I saw (her name was Onn) - about 1. 56 m (5'2") and maybe 40 kgs (90 lbs). Incredibly thin waist, not an ounce of fat on her, and reasonable sized tits for such a short thin gal. Had a sort of flat, Korean looking face about her, and she had her hair in braided pig tails. But I got greedy and wanted to see what else was available. Wandered around for a while, checking out various places. Even quickly went into Harem, Suzy Wong, and one other go-go place. Harem had a LOT of gorgeous women, but was concerned about the cost to bar fine them. Door man had said they could not be bar fined until after 1 am Decided to go back and do the little pig tailed girl (Onn). She was not there, or at least I didn't find her at the bar she had been at. Decided to go through the Tiger beer bar complex and see all of the little beer bar gals there. Was basically manhandled as a I walked thorough there. One gal really made me laugh, and I really liked her alot. Bihn. She looked Vietnamese. Was a short spinner with a very nice body, and while cute, was not gorgeous by any stretch of the imagination. Her teeth were a little crooked and her chin kind of stuck out a little prominently. But in terms of personality, she was great. Pulled myself away from her and continued looking.

Went back and low and behold, Onn was at her bar, looking so fuckable with her pigtails and tiny waist. Had a beer, while getting her some lady drinks. Then bar fined her for ST. She put on a pair of baggy sweat pants and a sweat shirt, and we walked back to my place. As it was getting late, and I was still dealing with jet lag, I had popped a little Viagra, to make sure I could perform- first P4 P action in over 10 years. After showers, some great DFK, sucking on her little tits and some DATY that got her so wet. Condom on and then fucked her in missionary, doggie and her on top for a while. Fucked her for a long time, but she eventually would get dry in each position. Also I could not seem to cum as I was tired, the Viagra and condom were decreasing the sensations and her dryness was starting to hurt her and me at times. We would stop fucking, I would give her some more DATY, she would get wet again and we would resume fucking in a different position. I started to get tired and sleepy and eventually stopped. I apologized that since I had jst arrived, I was too tired and too hot to fuck any more and that I was not going to cum. She asked if I wanted a blow job, but I declined. I assured her that she was incredible and that I wanted to see her again, after I had gotten some rest. She said, " Get sleep, you good fuck, we fuck again next day. " And with that, she left.

Night 2: To address dryness issues, I picked up some KY jelly at one small pharmacy, and also hunted high and low from some really good water based lube. Eventually found some at another small pharmacy. Not sure why I did not bring these things with me, in addition to the really thin condoms I had brought with me. However, I ended up getting tired in the evening, after all the daytime beach time fun I had had and decided to take a short nap. Ended up waking up at 2:30 am Made it to Bangla just before 3 am, saw that things were winding down and decided to take a pass. Went go back to my place and went back to sleep. No action that night.

Night 3: Tried to decide if I wanted to see Onn again, decided against it, or any other top notch gal. I decided that after 10 years no mongering, I needed to first be with one I had a great connection with, and thought of Bihn, the Vietnamese looking spinner I had connected with well on the first night. As I approached her Tiger beer bar, (while getting groped by all of these other gals along the way) Bihnsaw me coming, screamed and ran to me, hugging me. (I will take that kind of welcome any time). Turned out she was 26 and quickly joined by her 28 yr old cute older sister who was also a spinner (forgot the sister's name. Same mother but different father than Bihn). I got them some lady drinks and we played a three person version of the dice game (try and get rid of all of your dice - 6 passes a die to other person, etc.). They wanted me to bar fine both of them, but I am not into three-ways, so I declined. Sister made me promise that I would bar fine her the next night, and left with Bihn, but not before Bihn demanded that I give her sister 200 Baht for hanging out with us. Fine, no problem with that. I took a little Viagra when she was not looking, while at the bar. Great DFK, DATY action and she is really wet. I use the lube and KY and fuck her in many positions. But could just not come. Was getting tired and took a break, taking off the condom. Bihn asked what was wrong, while rubbing my cock. I told her that I had had a girlfriend for 10 years and 10 years no condom. Now no girlfriend and first time with condom in 10 years and I did not like condom. She looked at me, says, "okay, you good fuck, let's fuck". Then she DFK, We do some DFK and then DATY, then she asks me to fuck her. Enter her bareback and proceed to fuck her in several positions with no condom. Put her back in missionary, take her legs and put them up on my shoulders, put my hand around her slender waist and fuck her really hard. Tell her that I am going to come, and she says "Come with me, come with me. ": I shoot a huge load into her pussy and collapse. Then realize what I had done. Pull out and she is amazed at how much cum I had shot. (Had been a while, not to mention the unsuccessful effort with Onn the 1st night). In a panic, I ask about baby and she says yes, she has a 6 yr old son. I am confused for a moment and then say, "no, baby now, no baby now. You okay?" She assures me that she is on birth control. No baby now. Thank God! We then snuggle and laugh together for a while before she takes another shower and leaves. I sleep very soundly.

Night 4. Decide to hit Bihn again. Mostly to see if I could cum as hard as I did the night before. She is really excited to see me as I approach. When I mention, sorry about last night, she looks at me concerned and says, no tell anyone. Trouble for bar. Sister wants me to bar fine her instead, Like I had promised. Told them I did not want any drama. That I would go with whoever they decided and would give the other 200 Baht Bihn pulled rank. The three of us had some more fun playing bar games, and I got them each a couple of lady drinks, before taking Bihn back to my room. DFK and DATY before going to enter her bareback. She looked at me strange for a moment, then guess remembered the prior night and puts me inside her, saying "good fuck". We fuck in several positions. She is quite wet during all of this and I cum deep inside her again. Snuggling and laughing before she showers and then she leaves.

Night 5: I start the night by walking down Bangla when I hear someone call my name. It is a very cute little bar girl with a tiny waist. She looks very familiar. She calls my name again and asks if I got rest. I realize it is Onn from the first night, and she now has her hair down, rather than in braded pig tails. (about 1. 56 m (5'2") and maybe 40 kgs (90 lbs). Incredibly thin waist, not an ounce of fat on her rock hard stomach, and reasonable sized tits for such a short thin gal. Had a sort of flat, Korean looking face about her.) Okay, guess I have going to do her tonight. Even though I see one or two others there that I would love to sample. Onn is 22 and has no kids. Her and I have a fun time laughing and joking while I buy her a few lady drinks at the bar. Let her know that not only did I get some rest, but I bought a few presents to make our time even better. Bar fine her, and we head back to my place. Show her the lube and KY I had gotten and say, now we fuck for very long time. She goes. You good fuck, Like fuck with you. After showers, DFK, DATY and covered sex in lots of positions. Using the lube and KY, as well as changing positions and DATY, Onn was very hot and wet and I was just pounding her tiny little body. Eventually I came with the condom on while we were in missionary, doing DFK at the same time. I had skipped the Viagra. She hangs around for a bit and then goes back to the bar.

Night 6: I decide to monger a different gal instead this time. As I am heading down Bangla, I see Onn coming down the middle of the street heading in the other direction with a taller, fatter older guy. He had obviously bar fined her. I quickly change directions and head over to end of the road until she and her guy pass by. Great, I think, I can go sample some of the other girls I had seen there the prior night. I get there and spot another short thin young spinner, also with a short of flat Korean like face. This one does not have nice little tits and in fact I think she may have a padded bra on and might be rather flat chested. But her face and rest of her body was gorgeous and she was really enthusiastic when I approached her. Her name was Min and she was 20. She really liked to party and was a bit wild, so I bar fined her. I ended up buying her a beer as we walked back to my place. After buying her the beer, and handing it to her, she stops and says. "Not Onn, Min. I Min. " I have no idea what she is talking about. I assure her that I know her name is Min, reminder her of what my name is and the two of us are very good together. She goes, "No, not Onn. Min. Min Onn sister. " Then it dawns on me. I realize while looking at her slighty flat Korean face again. Shit. Min is Onn's younger sister. She goes " You with Onn. " I say yes, and I went to bar to see Onn again, but as I walk to bar, Onn leave bar with guy. I say "Sawadee krap to Onn, but she with other guy. " (That part was not true, I did not talk to Onn, but rather avoided her, but figured I had to make up some kind of story for Min). I then said I went to bar just to drink because it is good bar. "But Min so hot, Min so sexy. We can go back to bar, if better. " (I had bar fined her, but had not paid Min any money yet). Min goes - "no, you good fuck, want good fuck. " My cock got instantly hard! Thinking she might be really wild in bed ad that I might cum right then and there, as we resume walking, I quickly take out a little sliver of Viagra that had in my pocket and quickly swallow it when Min is not looking, to help me last longer with her. Get back to my place and she says, you shower first and turns the TV on. Am a little concerned she will try and rob me while in the shower, so shower quickly. But when I come out, she is just engrossed in the tv show. I lean over and she starts to DFK me. I playfully push her towards the shower, saying need fuck min now, need fuck min now. She just laughs. When she come out of the shower, she has the towel wrapped around her chest, but her shaved pussy is fully in view. I had dimmed the lights, but she ackwardly takes off the towel and see that she has basically no tits, just perky nipples. Her bra as all padding, unlike her sister's great little tits. Sensing her chest size might be an issue for her, I immediately grab her, say over and over perfect body, perfect body and start sucking on her erect nipples. She grabs my face, sticks her tongue down my throat, and we DFK. She pushed me down onto the bed, gets on top and we DFK, while I feel her ass up and start to finger her soaking wet pussy. I do DATY until she cums, sticking some KY and lube up her pussy, while fingering her, to make it even wetter. We DFK some more, I finger her again, put a condom on and we then fuck in many positions. She goes crazy riding me.

But, I should not have taken the bit of Viagra. Between that, having the condom on, and having fucked hard for three straight nights, I am having a great time, but am concerned that I would not be able to cum. We take a break. Me for some water and her for a swig of the beer I had bought her walking back to my place. Losing the erection, I take the condom off, and we snuggle, start to DFK again and I DATY her again. She goes fuck, fuck, fuck. I take a risk. "Min -Onn wear me out last night. Not sure I can come with condom as she make me tired. You much better, want better sex with Min than Onn. Okay no condom?" She takes this as a challenge, says, "you good fuck but Min better fuck than Onn, you fuck me good" She then lays back and spreads her legs. I dive in bareback with my cock and we fuck like crazy in several positions. She is so wet as I push her down on the bed and fuck her from behind that I am about to come. No. Don't cum in her pussy, I think, even though I soooooo want to cum in there. I instead pull out and shot a huge load all over her back as she lying on her stomach on the bed. I immediately DFK her and finger her pussy for a bit more then we slow down and lay next to each other. She realized her back is covered in cum, jumps up and goes and showers. After the shower, she comes out, DKF me and says "No Onn, Min now". I end up giving her 400 Baht extra on top of her fee, for the whole GFE bareback experience. She is surprised and gives me a Wah and then a big hug. Then I walk her part of the way back to the bar. We stop and kiss, and she says "Min tomorrow" And then walks off. I sleep very soundly that night.

Night 7: Do I avoid all of this Onn / Min scene, or confront it? I decide, since it is likely my last night mongering in Phuket, to confront it. I walk up to the bar and what do you know. Onn and Min are sitting next to each other talking. Looking sooo fucking hot together and I can see the resemblance between them in their slightly flat Korean like faces. They see me and shreak with laughter, running up to me and hugging me. I take one in each hand, we sit down at the bar and I order each of them a lady drink and a beer for myself. They get a little jealous of each other and start to playfully peck me on each cheek. But I can see Onn, pushing Min away. Min gets up on the bar on all fours and has her ass toward me. She catches me looking at and spreads her legs wide. I stare at her little G-string bottom crotch area. Luckily Onn does not catch me as the bar tender is confused as to my drink orders and Onn get up and goes and talks to the bartender. Min then sits her ass down on the bar counter spreads her legs and starts rubbing the outside of her crotch, mouthing "need good fuck. You good fuck" I get hard instantly. Onn comes back, catches what is going on and grabs me and starts DFK me right there in the bar. I can see Min moving away. She catches my eye and can see that I really have the hots for her. She shakes her head and points to Onn. I get the message. I'm with Onn. I get Onn a couple of lady drinks and we have a good time. It is also interesting that Min keeps coming back over, and talking to her sister about other customers she is trying to work. She complains about one guy who was being a cheap Charlie. She also comes back and loudly complained to her sister about another guy who had just tried to grope her. When she left again, Onn and I settled up the bar tab, I bar fined her and we go back to my place. We end up taking a shower together, DFK on the way to the bed after we had dried each other off. Then it was DATY and GFE in several positions covered. Onn is really wet, but I have having trouble cuming with the condom on.

We take short water break, while I had taken off the condom. I say, "Onn, Min tire me out. Not sure I can do more sex with condom on. " She thinks for a moment, says okay, grabs the lube, puts some on my bare cock as we start to DFK again. More DATY and I dive in for multiple positions bareback. I end up with her in missionary, legs up on my shoulders, hands around her tiny waist, just pounding her. I am close to cuming and I start saying. "Onn want me to cum in pussy? Onn want me to cum in puss?" But she is busy enjoying the sex. Probably has no ideawhat I am saying and I finally get some sense of sanity during all this. I realize that I should probably not cum in her pussy, and pull out, shooting huge load all over her stomach just time. She is very surprised and goes "Condom, condom". So glad I did not cum in her pussy. But I quickly say, "remember Min wear me out, Onn okay with no condom, Onn put lube on cock. " She then remembers what she did, smiles a bit and I proceed to DFK her again. We kiss for a little bit and then she jumps up and heads to the shower to clean up. When she comes out, I give her an extra 500 Baht on top of her money. She looks a looks a little confused, and I say "Good Onn, Like Onn. Onn special. Sorry no Onn last time and sorry with Min. " Onn smiles, kisses me, and goes ": Good man, Good fuck. Onn fuck. " And I laugh and end up walking her part of the way back to the bar and then sleep very soundly that night.

Night 8: I have an morning flight the next day and need to leave for the airport pretty early in the morning. I do not go mongering, but instead stop at a little bar along the street to my hotel (where I had bought Min the beer on night 6) and just chill out. Have 2 beers and talking to the nice older ladies who run the bar. Practice my thai with them and have a nice relaxed evening. No bar girls, no bar fine, no sex of any type. I go to bed early, next morning have a big breakfast and then head off to the airport.

After touring around Thailand for a few days, I end up in Bangkok for 2 nights and have already posted my 2 Soi Cowboy experiences in the Bangkok thread.

I also suggest that everyone read BKK Dog's posting in the Bangkok thread from approx. Nov 24,2018 on advice about how to get better service from Thai women while mongering. I agree with everything he says and try to practice all of that myself. I make sure I am one of the cleanest, well dressed guys whenever I go mongering. I also do not drink very much, but don't mind buying the girls a couple of lady drinks, to show that I am not a Cheap Charlie (However, I never just thrown money around - that is stupid - try to spend with a purpose.). Also, there is an old saying: "Treat a lady like a working girl and a working girl like a lady." When mongering I always try and treat the gals like ladies and make sure they have a fun time. Good luck mongering.

Not sure when I can make it back to Thailand again. But will try and make sure it is not another 10 years. Had way too much fun there!

[Blue Bus]

Far out, great report elmo. Few years ago similar experience in phuket, lots of fun to be had but do be carefull of the bareback stuff. And yeah travel with viagra or similar, condoms and lube. Ha ha.

Cheers.

[NewImage]

Been 10 years since I was in Patong. Didn't post a report back then, and don't remember much except a lot of beach time in the day and bar girls at night.

Here are the details from this 2018 trip. Stayed in the same place, Expat, and while some things had changed, quite a bit seemed the same.
Not sure when I can make it back to Thailand again. But will try and make sure it is not another 10 years. Had way too much fun there!Quick summary of payment expected and paid if possible please.

NI.

[RockyHardy21]

From illusion they start asking 3000 and somehow come down to 1500-2000. I have done some real beautiful girls. There. In Hollywood they don't go below 2000, WeChat is a bit costly in Phuket. These options are if you are late night person. GO Go I don't try.

Sometimes I wonder are you 18 years old?


Quick summary of payment expected and paid if possible please.

NI.

[HornyBabaji]

Went there for 3 days, first day went to Katherine massage and took two girls together cost 3500 baht and had fun for 3 hours, and then I went there foe another two days and tried all the girls available. 2000 baht for full two hours. Now this place is very co operative, at one instance I asked them to make she ore I need clean pussy and they co operated.

Unique thing about this place is there sex chair which is unique, I rarely used bed there, and once I ask two girls to be in on doggy position and frequently swap them in a single session. My dick had never been to so deep inside P.S. Thanks to that sex chair and I must suggest all massage should have sex chair at there place.

Blow job without condom, almost all had co operated barring one who opted for balls.

I also tried crystal massage once and it was good.

[CallSign Papa]

Leaving Kamala Beach this morning but just enough time to post my thoughts on the place.

Firstly, all is not lost in terms of mongering, there are some decent options here. The bars are pretty low key, but the beach is fantastic and you really do feel like you get a nice break (something I personally don't feel when staying in Patong).

In terms of massage, there are plenty of options and there are a few real cuties that offer anything you want. To find them head towards The Little Mermaid bar which is set back from a traffic intersection about mid-way down the main Kamala road. There's a little street that leads sea-wards has about 4-5 massage places, and an area of outdoor bars that are pretty cool later on a Friday / Saturday. Most of the bars have a few girls and one or two were cute.

I had a massage at one place, forget the name but I was the only customer at 11 pm on a Thursday night. She was late 20's, good english, cheeky on the way in. She did an oily B2 B massaged followed by my bending her over the massage table, for the princely sum of 2000 (I was generous with the tip because she was a wonderful experience).

Of the bars on the main strip Duck Do Inn and Aussie Bar are close to each other and both have girls, although Aussie bar girls are older and I never saw one remotely doable.

I stayed at Sunwing which was officially RED, but because of the lobby setup and where my room was, I had visitors in the daytime and evening with no issues (most of these were girls in Patong I met on ThaiFriendly), prices ranged from 1500 to 2000 and none of them disappointed. My buddy stayed at Novotel which is a lot farther up the hill towards Bang Tao and wasn't walkable. His hotel was more strictly RED (he had a guest turned away after he brought her back from Patong), he also complained about the building site next to his balcony door, so perhaps that hotel should be avoided. Sunwing hotel was great, pool was cool, beach views, good food.

Couple of pharmacies on the main strip that sold Kamagra (400 for 4). Not sure if that's good value but it definitely helped 3 days in when I was starting to flag.

Popped into Patong a few times, and was glad I wasn't staying there. Way too many Russian tourists, and I didn't see a lot of decent talent in Tiger Bar or my usual favourite bars. My incall strategy was definitely more successful and conducive to a relaxing break.

All in all I'd recommend Kamala, it's quite but has enough action to keep you entertained and it's close enough to Patong to go enjoy the madness if the mood strikes.

Note - WeChat did not work well at all in this area, and those girls that did respond were in Patong. ThaiFriendly is definitely the way to go if you can invest a week (pre-trip) to cultivate contacts and arrange meetings.

[Member #4591]

Night 7: Do I avoid all of this Onn / Min scene, or confront it? I decide, since it is likely my last night mongering in Phuket, to confront it. I walk up to the bar and what do you know. Onn and Min are sitting next to each other talking. Looking sooo fucking hot together and I can see the resemblance between them in their slightly flat Korean like faces. They see me and shreak with laughter, running up to me and hugging me. I take one in each hand, we sit down at the bar and I order each of them a lady drink and a beer for myself. They get a little jealous of each other and start to playfully peck me on each cheek. But I can see Onn, pushing Min away. Min gets up on the bar on all fours and has her ass toward me. She catches me looking at and spreads her legs wide. I stare at her little G-string bottom crotch area. Luckily Onn does not catch me as the bar tender is confused as to my drink orders and Onn get up and goes and talks to the bartender. Min then sits her ass down on the bar counter spreads her legs and starts rubbing the outside of her crotch, mouthing "need good fuck. You good fuck" I get hard instantly. Onn comes back, catches what is going on and grabs me and starts DFK me right there in the bar. I can see Min moving away. She catches my eye and can see that I really have the hots for her. She shakes her head and points to Onn. I get the message. I'm with Onn. I get Onn a couple of lady drinks and we have a good time. It is also interesting that Min keeps coming back over, and talking to her sister about other customers she is trying to work. She complains about one guy who was being a cheap Charlie. She also comes back and loudly complained to her sister about another guy who had just tried to grope her. When she left again, Onn and I settled up the bar tab, I bar fined her and we go back to my place. We end up taking a shower together, DFK on the way to the bed after we had dried each other off. Then it was DATY and GFE in several positions covered. Onn is really wet, but I have having trouble cuming with the condom on.

We take short water break, while I had taken off the condom. I say, "Onn, Min tire me out. Not sure I can do more sex with condom on. " She thinks for a moment, says okay, grabs the lube, puts some on my bare cock as we start to DFK again. More DATY and I dive in for multiple positions bareback. I end up with her in missionary, legs up on my shoulders, hands around her tiny waist, just pounding her. I am close to cuming and I start saying. "Onn want me to cum in pussy? Onn want me to cum in puss?" But she is busy enjoying the sex. Probably has no ideawhat I am saying and I finally get some sense of sanity during all this. I realize that I should probably not cum in her pussy, and pull out, shooting huge load all over her stomach just time. She is very surprised and goes "Condom, condom". So glad I did not cum in her pussy. But I quickly say, "remember Min wear me out, Onn okay with no condom, Onn put lube on cock. " She then remembers what she did, smiles a bit and I proceed to DFK her again. We kiss for a little bit and then she jumps up and heads to the shower to clean up. When she comes out, I give her an extra 500 Baht on top of her money. She looks a looks a little confused, and I say "Good Onn, Like Onn. Onn special. Sorry no Onn last time and sorry with Min. " Onn smiles, kisses me, and goes ": Good man, Good fuck. Onn fuck. " And I laugh and end up walking her part of the way back to the bar and then sleep very soundly that night.Great report. It seems to me this was a perfect opportunity for you to take both girls and do a threesome. That would have been an epic way to end your Phuket vacation.

[DiffPiddy]

Went there for 3 days, first day went to Katherine massage and took two girls together cost 3500 baht and had fun for 3 hours, and then I went there foe another two days and tried all the girls available. 2000 baht for full two hours. Now this place is very co operative, at one instance I asked them to make she ore I need clean pussy and they co operated.

Unique thing about this place is there sex chair which is unique, I rarely used bed there, and once I ask two girls to be in on doggy position and frequently swap them in a single session. My dick had never been to so deep inside P.S. Thanks to that sex chair and I must suggest all massage should have sex chair at there place.

Blow job without condom, almost all had co operated barring one who opted for balls.

I also tried crystal massage once and it was good.Nice report, any outstanding service girls you would recommend? Who was your threesome with, I've been dying to do a threesome for a while there, but I need to find some Viagra first.

[CallSign Papa]

I've been dying to do a threesome for a while there, but I need to find some Viagra first.You'll find it in literally any pharmacy in Patong.

[Robert Long]

Nice report, any outstanding service girls you would recommend? Who was your threesome with, I've been dying to do a threesome for a while there, but I need to find some Viagra first.Real Viagra will cost $52.00 for a pack of 4 . Generic will cost $7. 00 and they work great.

RL.

[Blue Bus]

Real Viagra will cost $52.00 for a pack of 4 . Generic will cost $7. 00 and they work great.

RL.Wow that's pretty expensive for the real stuff. Melbourne $30 for 12.

[DrifterMan]

Real Viagra will cost $52.00 for a pack of 4 . Generic will cost $7. 00 and they work great.

RL.Do you need a prescription?

[Steve 9696]

Wow that's pretty expensive for the real stuff. Melbourne $30 for 12.If you are in the US get generic via Lemonaid Health. You have to do a 5 min video interview with a doc to get a prescription. But then they just send it to you.

[Member #4698]

Generic Viagra is now readibly available in any major pharmacy chain in the USA. Costco, for example sells, 100 MG generic pills priced between $1. 6 and $3 per pill depending on the quantity and manufacturer. I just picked up a bottle of 30 100mg for $48 at my neighborhood Costco. They are shaped like Viagra, but are white.

[KkLife]

Anyone attending the full moon party at paradise beach. I believe its couple of weeks away.

[GDreams]

Do you need a prescription?Not in Phuket, many pharmaceuticals can be purchased without a prescription and most that require one can only be purchased in hospitals.

[Eszpresszo]

Sometimes I wonder are you 18 years old?LOL. You made my morning with that one.

[Franga]

Couple of pharmacies on the main strip that sold Kamagra (400 for 4). Not sure if that's good value but it definitely helped 3 days in when I was starting to flag.
In Pattaya I bought a pack of 4 Kamagra from a street vendor for 100 baht. I was sure I was getting ripped off and he guaranteed that it was 100% original.

When I looked on the back of the pack there is a manufacturers stamp there that says that the Manufacturers Recommended Price is 40 Rupees. Converted, that is 19 baht.

So you have paid about 20 times the price that it sells for in India.

[Robert Long]

In Pattaya I bought a pack of 4 Kamagra from a street vendor for 100 baht. I was sure I was getting ripped off and he guaranteed that it was 100% original.

When I looked on the back of the pack there is a manufacturers stamp there that says that the Manufacturers Recommended Price is 40 Rupees. Converted, that is 19 baht.

So you have paid about 20 times the price that it sells for in India.Any imports to Thailand have a high duty. That is why a bottle of wine is so expensive. I looked at a Mini Copper at Paragon and it sells for over $100,000. 00; In America it sells for $40,000. 00. Same with BMW and any other imports.

RL.

[Chacal60]

I was in the Laguna Phuket area a few weeks back and although most of my WC contacts were based either in Patong or Phuket town, I found a masseuse working out of a nearby shop who came to my room. Outrigger, no questions asked, totally green.

I really wanted mainly a massage but after she worked all the kinks out of my body she was very cooperative, including a tongue up the shooter to let me know that pretty much anything was on the menu.

In the end I finished in her CIM, me standing and her on the bed, she didn't choke, didn't comment, just swallowed and smiled. One of the best BBBJ I've had.

1000 be damage for the two hour body work and release. Happy to share deets with other seniors. She's early 40's, fit, not beautiful but not bad looking either. All natural bod, and decent English.


Leaving Kamala Beach this morning but just enough time to post my thoughts on the place.

Firstly, all is not lost in terms of mongering, there are some decent options here. The bars are pretty low key, but the beach is fantastic and you really do feel like you get a nice break (something I personally don't feel when staying in Patong).

In terms of massage, there are plenty of options and there are a few real cuties that offer anything you want. To find them head towards The Little Mermaid bar which is set back from a traffic intersection about mid-way down the main Kamala road. There's a little street that leads sea-wards has about 4-5 massage places, and an area of outdoor bars that are pretty cool later on a Friday / Saturday. Most of the bars have a few girls and one or two were cute.

I had a massage at one place, forget the name but I was the only customer at 11 pm on a Thursday night. She was late 20's, good english, cheeky on the way in. She did an oily B2 B massaged followed by my bending her over the massage table, for the princely sum of 2000 (I was generous with the tip because she was a wonderful experience).

Of the bars on the main strip Duck Do Inn and Aussie Bar are close to each other and both have girls, although Aussie bar girls are older and I never saw one remotely doable.

I stayed at Sunwing which was officially RED, but because of the lobby setup and where my room was, I had visitors in the daytime and evening with no issues (most of these were girls in Patong I met on ThaiFriendly), prices ranged from 1500 to 2000 and none of them disappointed. My buddy stayed at Novotel which is a lot farther up the hill towards Bang Tao and wasn't walkable. His hotel was more strictly RED (he had a guest turned away after he brought her back from Patong), he also complained about the building site next to his balcony door, so perhaps that hotel should be avoided. Sunwing hotel was great, pool was cool, beach views, good food.

Couple of pharmacies on the main strip that sold Kamagra (400 for 4). Not sure if that's good value but it definitely helped 3 days in when I was starting to flag.

Popped into Patong a few times, and was glad I wasn't staying there. Way too many Russian tourists, and I didn't see a lot of decent talent in Tiger Bar or my usual favourite bars. My incall strategy was definitely more successful and conducive to a relaxing break.

All in all I'd recommend Kamala, it's quite but has enough action to keep you entertained and it's close enough to Patong to go enjoy the madness if the mood strikes.

Note - WeChat did not work well at all in this area, and those girls that did respond were in Patong. ThaiFriendly is definitely the way to go if you can invest a week (pre-trip) to cultivate contacts and arrange meetings.

[Komnetkijken]

Hi all,

In January I'll be on a family trip in Patong. No chances for mongering, except that I will have a daily 60-90 minutes in daytime for 'massage' .

So what's the best way of finding a pretty girl (I'm quite picky, she must be really pretty and young) that can give me a massage and for some f+cking. I heard about Kristine's but I'm not planning on paying a daily 2000.

Any suggestions are most appreciated. You can also PM me. And of course I will share my experiences here on the forum.

[NewImage]

Hi all,
In January I'll be on a family trip in Patong. No chances for mongering, except that I will have a daily 60-90 minutes in daytime for 'massage' .
So what's the best way of finding a pretty girl (I'm quite picky, she must be really pretty and young) that can give me a massage and for some f+cking. I heard about Kristine's but I'm not planning on paying a daily 2000.
Any suggestions are most appreciated. You can also PM me. And of course I will share my experiences here on the forum.Will be in same boat as you. My research is massage girls can be had for 1000 baht during the day all up = mas + sex, but that may be old info.

I would prob increase your budget to 1500 for the prettier ones - 1500 is less than 50 US, surely that's reasonable. I am budgeting 2000 per session.

Tried to ask for info re Karon Beach spots but nothing forthcoming.

More experienced punters please comment.

[GDreams]

Will be in same boat as you. My research is massage girls can be had for 1000 baht during the day all up = mas + sex, but that may be old info.

I would prob increase your budget to 1500 for the prettier ones - 1500 is less than 50 US, surely that's reasonable. I am budgeting 2000 per session.

Tried to ask for info re Karon Beach spots but nothing forthcoming.

More experienced punters please comment.1000 in a massage shop in Patong will get a massage with he maybe a BJ. Last year the best I got was 1500 for massage with FS with a 5. A 7 will set you back 1700 - 2000. You will be hard pressed to find better than a 7 in a massage shop.

[Etaoin2003]

Tried to ask for info re Karon Beach spots but nothing forthcoming.
In Karon I have found happy ending to be frequently available but FS rare. However, these places change frequently, and a good option yesterday may be a clip joint today. Turn on your radar and look for places that are slightly off the beaten path / on the second floor / somewhat more private etc.

I had one provider on Patak Rd offer to meet me for the evening at my hotel.

[Komnetkijken]

Thank you all for the comments. I'll have to raise the budget then to 1500-2000 and let's see what it brings. Ideally, I find a shop for massage and a few pretty girls, that I can visit 14 days in a row. Let's wait and see.

[NewImage]

Thank you all for the comments. I'll have to raise the budget then to 1500-2000 and let's see what it brings. Ideally, I find a shop for massage and a few pretty girls, that I can visit 14 days in a row. Let's wait and see.Have often found (not necessarily in Thailand) that you have a nice massage and maybe a Handy and then float the idea of a after hour visit at my hotel. Usually you get a less hardened part timer. I build rapport / chemistry during the massage and then sometimes this translates into a good session. Maybe throw in a meal. If you are presentable and respectful during the massage then this puts the girls at ease and then sometimes good things happen.

Just a thought.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Thank you all for the comments. I'll have to raise the budget then to 1500-2000 and let's see what it brings. Ideally, I find a shop for massage and a few pretty girls, that I can visit 14 days in a row. Let's wait and see.Patong and nearby area you will find it hard to negotiate 1500-2000 with the girl criteria you present. Let's say 300+ for massage with longer time that increase and they will try to hustle you for as much as possible. My point being if they try say you don't have that much money and don't bring to much. This is why Katherines at 2 k is / was such a bargain. Christines will most likely be even more expensive.

Good luck!

[Kar2692]

Bro can you help guide me thru on if possible what bar did I find both onn and min and what was it overall damage?

Thanks.


Been 10 years since I was in Patong. Didn't post a report back then, and don't remember much except a lot of beach time in the day and bar girls at night.

Here are the details from this 2018 trip. Stayed in the same place, Expat, and while some things had changed, quite a bit seemed the same.

Had not mongered in 10 years, and instead had been in a steady relationship during all of this time. Had lots of bareback sex. So been a while since I used condoms.

I had learned some phrases in Thai and each day I tried to learn some more. Made an effort to speak some Thai with each and every gal I talked to.

Night 1: Took a slow walk down Bangla to see the sights. Immediately fell in love with one of the first gals I saw (her name was Onn) - about 1. 56 m (5'2") and maybe 40 kgs (90 lbs). Incredibly thin waist, not an ounce of fat on her, and reasonable sized tits for such a short thin gal. Had a sort of flat, Korean looking face about her, and she had her hair in braided pig tails. But I got greedy and wanted to see what else was available. Wandered around for a while, checking out various places. Even quickly went into Harem, Suzy Wong, and one other go-go place. Harem had a LOT of gorgeous women, but was concerned about the cost to bar fine them. Door man had said they could not be bar fined until after 1 am Decided to go back and do the little pig tailed girl (Onn). She was not there, or at least I didn't find her at the bar she had been at. Decided to go through the Tiger beer bar complex and see all of the little beer bar gals there. Was basically manhandled as a I walked thorough there. One gal really made me laugh, and I really liked her alot. Bihn. She looked Vietnamese. Was a short spinner with a very nice body, and while cute, was not gorgeous by any stretch of the imagination. Her teeth were a little crooked and her chin kind of stuck out a little prominently. But in terms of personality, she was great. Pulled myself away from her and continued looking.

Went back and low and behold, Onn was at her bar, looking so fuckable with her pigtails and tiny waist. Had a beer, while getting her some lady drinks. Then bar fined her for ST. She put on a pair of baggy sweat pants and a sweat shirt, and we walked back to my place. As it was getting late, and I was still dealing with jet lag, I had popped a little Viagra, to make sure I could perform- first P4 P action in over 10 years. After showers, some great DFK, sucking on her little tits and some DATY that got her so wet. Condom on and then fucked her in missionary, doggie and her on top for a while. Fucked her for a long time, but she eventually would get dry in each position. Also I could not seem to cum as I was tired, the Viagra and condom were decreasing the sensations and her dryness was starting to hurt her and me at times. We would stop fucking, I would give her some more DATY, she would get wet again and we would resume fucking in a different position. I started to get tired and sleepy and eventually stopped. I apologized that since I had jst arrived, I was too tired and too hot to fuck any more and that I was not going to cum. She asked if I wanted a blow job, but I declined. I assured her that she was incredible and that I wanted to see her again, after I had gotten some rest. She said, " Get sleep, you good fuck, we fuck again next day. " And with that, she left.

Night 2: To address dryness issues, I picked up some KY jelly at one small pharmacy, and also hunted high and low from some really good water based lube. Eventually found some at another small pharmacy. Not sure why I did not bring these things with me, in addition to the really thin condoms I had brought with me. However, I ended up getting tired in the evening, after all the daytime beach time fun I had had and decided to take a short nap. Ended up waking up at 2:30 am Made it to Bangla just before 3 am, saw that things were winding down and decided to take a pass. Went go back to my place and went back to sleep. No action that night.

Night 3: Tried to decide if I wanted to see Onn again, decided against it, or any other top notch gal. I decided that after 10 years no mongering, I needed to first be with one I had a great connection with, and thought of Bihn, the Vietnamese looking spinner I had connected with well on the first night. As I approached her Tiger beer bar, (while getting groped by all of these other gals along the way) Bihnsaw me coming, screamed and ran to me, hugging me. (I will take that kind of welcome any time). Turned out she was 26 and quickly joined by her 28 yr old cute older sister who was also a spinner (forgot the sister's name. Same mother but different father than Bihn). I got them some lady drinks and we played a three person version of the dice game (try and get rid of all of your dice - 6 passes a die to other person, etc.). They wanted me to bar fine both of them, but I am not into three-ways, so I declined. Sister made me promise that I would bar fine her the next night, and left with Bihn, but not before Bihn demanded that I give her sister 200 Baht for hanging out with us. Fine, no problem with that. I took a little Viagra when she was not looking, while at the bar. Great DFK, DATY action and she is really wet. I use the lube and KY and fuck her in many positions. But could just not come. Was getting tired and took a break, taking off the condom. Bihn asked what was wrong, while rubbing my cock. I told her that I had had a girlfriend for 10 years and 10 years no condom. Now no girlfriend and first time with condom in 10 years and I did not like condom. She looked at me, says, "okay, you good fuck, let's fuck". Then she DFK, We do some DFK and then DATY, then she asks me to fuck her. Enter her bareback and proceed to fuck her in several positions with no condom. Put her back in missionary, take her legs and put them up on my shoulders, put my hand around her slender waist and fuck her really hard. Tell her that I am going to come, and she says "Come with me, come with me. ": I shoot a huge load into her pussy and collapse. Then realize what I had done. Pull out and she is amazed at how much cum I had shot. (Had been a while, not to mention the unsuccessful effort with Onn the 1st night). In a panic, I ask about baby and she says yes, she has a 6 yr old son. I am confused for a moment and then say, "no, baby now, no baby now. You okay?" She assures me that she is on birth control. No baby now. Thank God! We then snuggle and laugh together for a while before she takes another shower and leaves. I sleep very soundly.

Night 4. Decide to hit Bihn again. Mostly to see if I could cum as hard as I did the night before. She is really excited to see me as I approach. When I mention, sorry about last night, she looks at me concerned and says, no tell anyone. Trouble for bar. Sister wants me to bar fine her instead, Like I had promised. Told them I did not want any drama. That I would go with whoever they decided and would give the other 200 Baht Bihn pulled rank. The three of us had some more fun playing bar games, and I got them each a couple of lady drinks, before taking Bihn back to my room. DFK and DATY before going to enter her bareback. She looked at me strange for a moment, then guess remembered the prior night and puts me inside her, saying "good fuck". We fuck in several positions. She is quite wet during all of this and I cum deep inside her again. Snuggling and laughing before she showers and then she leaves.

Night 5: I start the night by walking down Bangla when I hear someone call my name. It is a very cute little bar girl with a tiny waist. She looks very familiar. She calls my name again and asks if I got rest. I realize it is Onn from the first night, and she now has her hair down, rather than in braded pig tails. (about 1. 56 m (5'2") and maybe 40 kgs (90 lbs). Incredibly thin waist, not an ounce of fat on her rock hard stomach, and reasonable sized tits for such a short thin gal. Had a sort of flat, Korean looking face about her.) Okay, guess I have going to do her tonight. Even though I see one or two others there that I would love to sample. Onn is 22 and has no kids. Her and I have a fun time laughing and joking while I buy her a few lady drinks at the bar. Let her know that not only did I get some rest, but I bought a few presents to make our time even better. Bar fine her, and we head back to my place. Show her the lube and KY I had gotten and say, now we fuck for very long time. She goes. You good fuck, Like fuck with you. After showers, DFK, DATY and covered sex in lots of positions. Using the lube and KY, as well as changing positions and DATY, Onn was very hot and wet and I was just pounding her tiny little body. Eventually I came with the condom on while we were in missionary, doing DFK at the same time. I had skipped the Viagra. She hangs around for a bit and then goes back to the bar.

Night 6: I decide to monger a different gal instead this time. As I am heading down Bangla, I see Onn coming down the middle of the street heading in the other direction with a taller, fatter older guy. He had obviously bar fined her. I quickly change directions and head over to end of the road until she and her guy pass by. Great, I think, I can go sample some of the other girls I had seen there the prior night. I get there and spot another short thin young spinner, also with a short of flat Korean like face. This one does not have nice little tits and in fact I think she may have a padded bra on and might be rather flat chested. But her face and rest of her body was gorgeous and she was really enthusiastic when I approached her. Her name was Min and she was 20. She really liked to party and was a bit wild, so I bar fined her. I ended up buying her a beer as we walked back to my place. After buying her the beer, and handing it to her, she stops and says. "Not Onn, Min. I Min. " I have no idea what she is talking about. I assure her that I know her name is Min, reminder her of what my name is and the two of us are very good together. She goes, "No, not Onn. Min. Min Onn sister. " Then it dawns on me. I realize while looking at her slighty flat Korean face again. Shit. Min is Onn's younger sister. She goes " You with Onn. " I say yes, and I went to bar to see Onn again, but as I walk to bar, Onn leave bar with guy. I say "Sawadee krap to Onn, but she with other guy. " (That part was not true, I did not talk to Onn, but rather avoided her, but figured I had to make up some kind of story for Min). I then said I went to bar just to drink because it is good bar. "But Min so hot, Min so sexy. We can go back to bar, if better. " (I had bar fined her, but had not paid Min any money yet). Min goes - "no, you good fuck, want good fuck. " My cock got instantly hard! Thinking she might be really wild in bed ad that I might cum right then and there, as we resume walking, I quickly take out a little sliver of Viagra that had in my pocket and quickly swallow it when Min is not looking, to help me last longer with her. Get back to my place and she says, you shower first and turns the TV on. Am a little concerned she will try and rob me while in the shower, so shower quickly. But when I come out, she is just engrossed in the tv show. I lean over and she starts to DFK me. I playfully push her towards the shower, saying need fuck min now, need fuck min now. She just laughs. When she come out of the shower, she has the towel wrapped around her chest, but her shaved pussy is fully in view. I had dimmed the lights, but she ackwardly takes off the towel and see that she has basically no tits, just perky nipples. Her bra as all padding, unlike her sister's great little tits. Sensing her chest size might be an issue for her, I immediately grab her, say over and over perfect body, perfect body and start sucking on her erect nipples. She grabs my face, sticks her tongue down my throat, and we DFK. She pushed me down onto the bed, gets on top and we DFK, while I feel her ass up and start to finger her soaking wet pussy. I do DATY until she cums, sticking some KY and lube up her pussy, while fingering her, to make it even wetter. We DFK some more, I finger her again, put a condom on and we then fuck in many positions. She goes crazy riding me.

But, I should not have taken the bit of Viagra. Between that, having the condom on, and having fucked hard for three straight nights, I am having a great time, but am concerned that I would not be able to cum. We take a break. Me for some water and her for a swig of the beer I had bought her walking back to my place. Losing the erection, I take the condom off, and we snuggle, start to DFK again and I DATY her again. She goes fuck, fuck, fuck. I take a risk. "Min -Onn wear me out last night. Not sure I can come with condom as she make me tired. You much better, want better sex with Min than Onn. Okay no condom?" She takes this as a challenge, says, "you good fuck but Min better fuck than Onn, you fuck me good" She then lays back and spreads her legs. I dive in bareback with my cock and we fuck like crazy in several positions. She is so wet as I push her down on the bed and fuck her from behind that I am about to come. No. Don't cum in her pussy, I think, even though I soooooo want to cum in there. I instead pull out and shot a huge load all over her back as she lying on her stomach on the bed. I immediately DFK her and finger her pussy for a bit more then we slow down and lay next to each other. She realized her back is covered in cum, jumps up and goes and showers. After the shower, she comes out, DKF me and says "No Onn, Min now". I end up giving her 400 Baht extra on top of her fee, for the whole GFE bareback experience. She is surprised and gives me a Wah and then a big hug. Then I walk her part of the way back to the bar. We stop and kiss, and she says "Min tomorrow" And then walks off. I sleep very soundly that night.

Night 7: Do I avoid all of this Onn / Min scene, or confront it? I decide, since it is likely my last night mongering in Phuket, to confront it. I walk up to the bar and what do you know. Onn and Min are sitting next to each other talking. Looking sooo fucking hot together and I can see the resemblance between them in their slightly flat Korean like faces. They see me and shreak with laughter, running up to me and hugging me. I take one in each hand, we sit down at the bar and I order each of them a lady drink and a beer for myself. They get a little jealous of each other and start to playfully peck me on each cheek. But I can see Onn, pushing Min away. Min gets up on the bar on all fours and has her ass toward me. She catches me looking at and spreads her legs wide. I stare at her little G-string bottom crotch area. Luckily Onn does not catch me as the bar tender is confused as to my drink orders and Onn get up and goes and talks to the bartender. Min then sits her ass down on the bar counter spreads her legs and starts rubbing the outside of her crotch, mouthing "need good fuck. You good fuck" I get hard instantly. Onn comes back, catches what is going on and grabs me and starts DFK me right there in the bar. I can see Min moving away. She catches my eye and can see that I really have the hots for her. She shakes her head and points to Onn. I get the message. I'm with Onn. I get Onn a couple of lady drinks and we have a good time. It is also interesting that Min keeps coming back over, and talking to her sister about other customers she is trying to work. She complains about one guy who was being a cheap Charlie. She also comes back and loudly complained to her sister about another guy who had just tried to grope her. When she left again, Onn and I settled up the bar tab, I bar fined her and we go back to my place. We end up taking a shower together, DFK on the way to the bed after we had dried each other off. Then it was DATY and GFE in several positions covered. Onn is really wet, but I have having trouble cuming with the condom on.

We take short water break, while I had taken off the condom. I say, "Onn, Min tire me out. Not sure I can do more sex with condom on. " She thinks for a moment, says okay, grabs the lube, puts some on my bare cock as we start to DFK again. More DATY and I dive in for multiple positions bareback. I end up with her in missionary, legs up on my shoulders, hands around her tiny waist, just pounding her. I am close to cuming and I start saying. "Onn want me to cum in pussy? Onn want me to cum in puss?" But she is busy enjoying the sex. Probably has no ideawhat I am saying and I finally get some sense of sanity during all this. I realize that I should probably not cum in her pussy, and pull out, shooting huge load all over her stomach just time. She is very surprised and goes "Condom, condom". So glad I did not cum in her pussy. But I quickly say, "remember Min wear me out, Onn okay with no condom, Onn put lube on cock. " She then remembers what she did, smiles a bit and I proceed to DFK her again. We kiss for a little bit and then she jumps up and heads to the shower to clean up. When she comes out, I give her an extra 500 Baht on top of her money. She looks a looks a little confused, and I say "Good Onn, Like Onn. Onn special. Sorry no Onn last time and sorry with Min. " Onn smiles, kisses me, and goes ": Good man, Good fuck. Onn fuck. " And I laugh and end up walking her part of the way back to the bar and then sleep very soundly that night.

Night 8: I have an morning flight the next day and need to leave for the airport pretty early in the morning. I do not go mongering, but instead stop at a little bar along the street to my hotel (where I had bought Min the beer on night 6) and just chill out. Have 2 beers and talking to the nice older ladies who run the bar. Practice my thai with them and have a nice relaxed evening. No bar girls, no bar fine, no sex of any type. I go to bed early, next morning have a big breakfast and then head off to the airport.

After touring around Thailand for a few days, I end up in Bangkok for 2 nights and have already posted my 2 Soi Cowboy experiences in the Bangkok thread.

I also suggest that everyone read BKK Dog's posting in the Bangkok thread from approx. Nov 24,2018 on advice about how to get better service from Thai women while mongering. I agree with everything he says and try to practice all of that myself. I make sure I am one of the cleanest, well dressed guys whenever I go mongering. I also do not drink very much, but don't mind buying the girls a couple of lady drinks, to show that I am not a Cheap Charlie (However, I never just thrown money around - that is stupid - try to spend with a purpose.). Also, there is an old saying: "Treat a lady like a working girl and a working girl like a lady." When mongering I always try and treat the gals like ladies and make sure they have a fun time. Good luck mongering.

Not sure when I can make it back to Thailand again. But will try and make sure it is not another 10 years. Had way too much fun there!

[MrSunnyHills]

That has worked for me when I was in Phuket. I went to an MP, selected a nice looking but non-aggressive MILF. Had a good massage and a hand ending. I asked her if she wanted to meet later. She surprisingly said yes, but indeed wasn't a hardened regular. We had a very nice time and she was totally fine with the tip I gave her in the am. Even got a foot massage in the pm from her before heading for the airport. Unfortunately, I don't get to SEA very often.


Have often found (not necessarily in Thailand) that you have a nice massage and maybe a Handy and then float the idea of a after hour visit at my hotel. Usually you get a less hardened part timer. I build rapport / chemistry during the massage and then sometimes this translates into a good session. Maybe throw in a meal. If you are presentable and respectful during the massage then this puts the girls at ease and then sometimes good things happen.

Just a thought.

[Chacal60]

I'm working on my CV for the ASEAN tourism board.


That has worked for me when I was in Phuket. I went to an MP, selected a nice looking but non-aggressive MILF. Had a good massage and a hand ending. I asked her if she wanted to meet later. She surprisingly said yes, but indeed wasn't a hardened regular. We had a very nice time and she was totally fine with the tip I gave her in the am. Even got a foot massage in the pm from her before heading for the airport. Unfortunately, I don't get to SEA very often.

[Dongguan Doug]

Checked out Katherine Massage the other day and overall pretty good experience and service.

THB 2,000 for an hour and half.

http://katherine-escort.com

I can recommend Tina as service was good and better than Tamy.

Petty standard serice. Walk in, girls line up, choose a girl, pay, go upstairs.

The THB 2000 is for one shot and Tina offered another shot for another THB 1000.

The website says they are open to 2 AM but they mentioned they're open to midnight now.

I'd definitely recommend it for something in Phuket which is super easy. There are 3-4 other massage places nearby (right next door and on the same street so impossible to miss) with girls sitting outside to choose which I haven't tried but will do so in the next few weeks. I asked one of the girls at Katherines' and she mentioned having to go to a hotel with the girls vs. Katherine's which has rooms. Lots of hotels nearby but not as convenient as Katherine's obviously and more of a production but I saw some hot girls I'll definitely need to try out.

Doug.

[NewImage]

First attempt failed. Big fat nothing despite careful selection & give all the hints.

Escaping from wife so time is precious. Need Karon Beach massage place with gaurenteed extras on offer- desperate!
Eternally grateful.

[DannyBoy20]

Hi folks,

Will be travelling to Phuket in 2 weeks will be staying g at Patong need help with massage parlours with FS in patong & how much to pay for bangala road bar girls, my first time in Phuket kindly help.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Hi folks,

Will be travelling to Phuket in 2 weeks will be staying g at Patong need help with massage parlours with FS in patong & how much to pay for bangala road bar girls, my first time in Phuket kindly help.Hi not to be rude but please read the thread discussing massage options and prices for that.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Just wanted to update my view and pose an important question to me.

I was in the area and looked around mostly connected to watching EPL. The business looks really bad for the small sois now (the few that remain) and the bars having location further in which wasn't the case my first trips 2008 and 2011. The latter had started to move towards larger venues and now it is my view the bar scene is struggling in a sense and the shift is happening in Patong as well towards families and other type of tourists. My hope is that new area will take over in the future with the more beer bar atmosphere but will that happen? No clue and I am inexperienced with Bangkok and Samui and just had one non punting visit to Pattaya. If anyone can report on the other clusters in Patong please do so! Talent is still around and I think there is diamonds in the rough but I can't recommend to people that liked the era that made me love the place to go again. That said if you never been to Bangla and like the bigger club venue style you will still have a blast. Maybe I am just getting old? Haha I hope not.

There is a lot more police controls now for driving the motorbike and breathalyzers so be careful out there. Be polite and call them sir / khrapom and they might wave you by as normally happens to me.

I only visited the old Rockhard gogo and there was some interesting girls on stage but priority was the my favourite clubs games and it is worth a look since they promo LEO for 80 bath and if you want to get a little intimate lady drinks are not off the charts.

Now to my important question. Is there any remaining daytime or early evening gogo or similar places anywhere in Phuket? The above one used to be the perfect after beach place go to before taking a nap. Maybe pop back in the evening if you hadn't bar-fined some talent already.

[Steve 9696]

Hi folks,

Will be travelling to Phuket in 2 weeks will be staying g at Patong need help with massage parlours with FS in patong & how much to pay for bangala road bar girls, my first time in Phuket kindly help.

Sigh. I get so tired of the RTTF guys. If you don't have time to help someone then dont. But I do, so here is what I know. Caveat that this is from a visit 2 years ago but I don't think things have changed much.

For FS massage, Christines is the only game in town and it's pretty good. All depends on the girl. If you have never done a fishbowl before then this an experience in and of itself. The girls all sit behind a glass wall. You have a beer or whiskey and ogle them all. When you've picked "the one" you signal the papasan and off to the room you go. Beware of high cut dresses. Usually means an A cup. Had a mixed bag. One totally flat chested Japanese looking girl but she had great pussy feel and muscles and I came quickly. The other was gorgeous but when she said "I don't lick balls" it was a downer. So YMMV. It's a great option during the day. It was 3300 if I recall.

Then on Bangla road go to Soi Seadragon. This is an alley about 2/3 of the way down on the right as you approach the beach. Lots of little bars and probably 6-8 gogos. We had a great time. Suzy Wongss is very popular and a fun atmosphere but the girls were asking 4000ST I think. Harem has beautiful girls. Fun for eye candy but they didn't seem to interested in being bar fined. We found a trio of great girls at Diablo. 2500 baht I think with BF?

It's been a couple years but hopefully this points the right direction. Oh and I can't recommend the hotel RMar any more highly. Lovely property and nice rooms. Just a stones throw from Bangla road but you would never know. Quite walkable but removed from the noise and trashiness. Like an oasis. And no joiner fee if you book a double.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Sigh. I get so tired of the RTTF guys. If you don't have time to help someone then dont. But I do, so here is what I know. Caveat that this is from a visit 2 years ago but I don't think things have changed much.
But the last three posts from the user is just queries asking for help. He queried a lot about Bangkok but don't update / respond. My 5 cents is what he is asking for is quite newly in the Phuket thread easily accessible and searchable.

Kudos to your for sharing and having patience.

[DannyBoy20]

Thanks a ton mate, just landed in phuket this morning your suggestions will definitely help, Cheers!


Sigh. I get so tired of the RTTF guys. If you don't have time to help someone then dont. But I do, so here is what I know. Caveat that this is from a visit 2 years ago but I don't think things have changed much.

For FS massage, Christines is the only game in town and it's pretty good. All depends on the girl. If you have never done a fishbowl before then this an experience in and of itself. The girls all sit behind a glass wall. You have a beer or whiskey and ogle them all. When you've picked "the one" you signal the papasan and off to the room you go. Beware of high cut dresses. Usually means an A cup. Had a mixed bag. One totally flat chested Japanese looking girl but she had great pussy feel and muscles and I came quickly. The other was gorgeous but when she said "I don't lick balls" it was a downer. So YMMV. It's a great option during the day. It was 3300 if I recall..

[D Cups]

Hi guys,

No doubt my post is somewhat premature because I won't be there until September but if anyone has any busty (slim and stacked) referrals I would be happy to return the favor if you go to Cebu, Subic or Dominican Republic. I'll be staying at Phuket Orchid Resort which I understand is very nice. If anyone has stayed there and tried the massage girls there I appreciate the intel. I will be taking Nok airlines from Bangkok. Nok features really cute, scantily clad Thai stewardesses. I wonder if they are available for takeout during layovers? Cheers.

[MakeItOrBreak]

After running some errands last weekend some time freed up before my plans for dinner. So being in Phuket Town literally 5 minutes from Katherines I went there without contacting or checking lineup availability. Considered checking New Angel and Monroe but didn't want to waste time.

Walked in and 6-5 girls available at 5:30 pm so not to bad but quite average impression. The one my gut inclined to take by looking at her body language and eyes / smile looked a bit chubby and I wasn't hungry for that. I ended up picking Bonus at that time labeled as number 15. In retrospect you should always listen to your gut.

The girl is petite with a very nice body but I'm quite certain she has had a baby. She has the most impressive augmented breasts I have fondled. Basically they seem to put her fat in front of the implant and just by easy touching you can't feel they are fake. Personality wise she seems naughty and very friendly so I think I just caught here on a bad day or maybe to much work?

Standard SOP head to room for shower but she dimmed the room really dark which is a warning sign when they don't even ask and as well turning on some of her music. To mend relations I try to follow suit and see if her mood can be improved.

Her massage was cut short and no B2 B maybe rushing the time for something but her BBBJ was god despite also being cut short and included some enjoyable playing with my balls. Some people might be upset by the hustle she's trying but I really can't complain when a 22-25 year old got my manhood in her mouth and I am finger deep in her pussy.

Sex turned into some kind of race with her trying hard to get me to cum quickly. When she noticed that was not happening was had some decent fucking positions. Finally got a taste of her naughty mind and dirty talk which enhanced the experience. That said not much to complain on but for me to come with condom and she trying to rush it will take some time so finally agreed to let her finish me with a HJ.

So if I would guess all was over within 50 minutes which is nothing I experience in Katherines before. I also didn't recognize the reception staff but maybe there has been some change in management? Anyways was an OK experience just felt a bit SOP which can happen if it would have been really bad I would have given her and the reception my view. Off I went lighter then before arriving as intended. Seems like they date stamp the gallery now so you can easily see who goes into rotation. I won't swear on it but that is what I figured!

I still think it is higher value then Christines despite never going there other than turning around when checking line. Maybe it has improved please correct me if I am wrong but next time I will most likely try a new place if I am in the area!

[NewImage]

Was at Karon Beach for approx a week but was "family holiday" so options and time was limited.

Did careful research looking for tell tale signs of more than just a rub. Unfortunately no brothers could provide me with definite go to place before I left.

First punt was disaster. Despite choosing place and girl that looked promising got big fat nothing. Even massage was poor. I thought WTF Is this thailand?

Gave her 20 baht tip. I think she realized my "disappointment". Think place was called Apple massage.

Next decided to be more straight forward. Tried place where 2 Soi's meet in a you shape just up from the Chook Bar.

After choosing the one who looks the most likely again. Said that we go to private room. She said yes. Well we just went up stairs to curtained off areas. I said where is the room she said we are the only ones here.

Anyway she seemed more focussed on $$ than a good perf. Asked for 2000 - I said no 1500 - this plus 400 massage fee I thought was adequate.

Got a little DFK, CBJ, FJ covered. Wanted to rush. Wasn't impressed.

After 2 less than impressive performances I thought f this lets wait till Bangkok.

So sorry if you are going to Karon Beach, errr I mean Little Russia, I hope you have better luck than I.

[Sarada]

I skimmed the thread but didn't find anything definitive. There doesn't seem to be a "recommendation thread" so apologies if this is in the wrong place.

Since it's my first time mongering I thought I'd start with the basics. Can someone recommend a first timer a good place (near Patong Beach preferably) where I can get my dick sucked good- a proper BBBJ+CIM.

Going there in a few weeks. I don't mind to pay a little premium for quality as I don't want the first go to be a hit or miss. Recommendation on girls, places, everything. Any dressplay / themes (schoolgirl is hot af) is a plus.

I can't take the girl to my hotel, so preferably any establishment with rooms, and of course best looking and young girls. Soap massages might be nice but I'd really have to go without a condom as I lose all feel with them. So some GoGo / BJ bar it is I guess.

Will happily report any and all experiences, just want to get off to a good start.

[MakeItOrBreak]

I skimmed the thread but didn't find anything definitive. There doesn't seem to be a "recommendation thread" so apologies if this is in the wrong place.

Since it's my first time mongering I thought I'd start with the basics. Can someone recommend a first timer a good place (near Patong Beach preferably) where I can get my dick sucked good- a proper BBBJ+CIM.

Going there in a few weeks. I don't mind to pay a little premium for quality as I don't want the first go to be a hit or miss. Recommendation on girls, places, everything. Any dressplay / themes (schoolgirl is hot af) is a plus.

I can't take the girl to my hotel, so preferably any establishment with rooms, and of course best looking and young girls. Soap massages might be nice but I'd really have to go without a condom as I lose all feel with them. So some GoGo / BJ bar it is I guess.

Will happily report any and all experiences, just want to get off to a good start.To my knowledge I don't know if what you are looking for exist. I know that Rockhard a gogo used to have a room but no clue if they still do. Suzy Wong 1 looked a lot smaller then I remembered so don't think you can go down and dirty in the back anymore. That said most venues open late in Patong so your best bet might be looking for a massage girl that agrees to your preference in for example Soi Kepsap. If you could take a trip go to Katherines massage Phuket Town and prebook a girl that list the service you want and confirm at the same time it is still valid.

[Sarada]

Long story short, I ended up with a freelancer, a 19 yo Thai girl named Ferry.

After chatting for few days (she had bad / rudimentary English) decided I book Summer Breeze and she comes over.

Agreed to meet 20:00, she eventually arrives around 21:00. Whatever, since it gave me time to prepare.

Good body, cute-ish face, nice ass, not my type of boobs (I like firm), outie.

I suggest we shower together, se says (laughingly) she's shy and I'm a little puzzled, but wanted to give her her space so not a problem.

I take a shower afterwards, come back and she's lying on the bed on her stomach. I start to touch, finger, eventually turn her around and try to fuck her mouth.

I notice she's not very into it (doesn't like to suck). I can't get properly hard if my partner doesn't even want to be there, so it goes on back on forth in different positions to get a good blowjob. No chance for penetration and would need condom anyway (had some) but I hate things are they make me lose all feel and mood.

She did try to get into the mood a bit and slide on top of me, but I could see it was awkward for her.

Eventually se says she doesn't like sucking (and she's bad at it) so I just give up and take a shower again. I talk to her that she obviously doesn't want to be here, and can leave, trying to say it's okay and being a bit positive about it that she doesn't feel the need to stay. She's watching some youtube videos on her phone to disregard the situation and not talking, barely answering questions. I say I can pay, but not full amount. She says she can do handjob but I decline, and a bit later that "OK suck" but the damage was dealt earlier. I have no interest in her as she's obviously not okay with the situation.

Asked and said I was her first customer ever (believe if you want), but taking into account her age, inexperience and non-enthusiasm, fake moans (these I kinda get), I would not be surprised if that was the case.

She of course wants full, but after some back and forth I end up giving her half of agreed (1000 THB, she asked) and tried to explain she didn't even do anything, basically (almost fully passive). I don't really care about the money "lost", more of the principle. She leaves without a word after grabbing the money, obviously pissed.

All in all, a 0/5 for a first freelancer. Don't recommend, somewhat bad attitude. Didn't go for DATY because I want to minimize risks, and maybe actual penetration would have been good if gotten up to that point.

Summer Breeze standard room (2 people) highlights:

- walk-in rate 1500 THB, seems to be lower than on internet. You need your passport to book. You leave your key in the lobby when going out, they have 24/7 someone there.

- very comby bed, slept good.

- small-ish room, shower / toilet, bed, table with chair, few cabinets for clothes, safebox.

- good AC (in my room at least).

- water pressure is nonexistent (biggest gripe).

- fridge stocked with beer, ciders / equivalent, few candy bars, soda.

- very helpful staff, good breakfast options, some understand / speak pretty good English. Big plus.

- they call when you have a guest to send her / him up, and call after the guest leaves that everything is OK. Dunno if they take the girl's ID.

4/5 considering the location (like 1 min to Bangla Road, my room was silent from the untzuntz), general quality and price.

Not fancy, but good enough for 1 week stay and / or if you just want to drag in girls from BR.

[Komnetkijken]

I'm one week in Patong now and seriously disappointed in the quality of massage girls. They are all 6 or less. I've checked many many shops at various times (afternoon, end of afternoon, early evening, late evening) and various locations (the 4 areas with mostassage shops) but hardly find a nice girl.

Had one acceptable girl today, FS for 1600. Overpriced.

[MakeItOrBreak]

I'm one week in Patong now and seriously disappointed in the quality of massage girls. They are all 6 or less. I've checked many many shops at various times (afternoon, end of afternoon, early evening, late evening) and various locations (the 4 areas with mostassage shops) but hardly find a nice girl.

Had one acceptable girl today, FS for 1600. Overpriced.I didn't go around as much but I had the same impression last few visits. Will try a new approach next time to see if I can find where all are hiding.

[GDreams]

I didn't go around as much but I had the same impression last few visits. Will try a new approach next time to see if I can find where all are hiding.I found the prettiest one were on the soi next to the Holiday Inn but they charged a couple of hundred baht more.

[Komnetkijken]

I found the prettiest one were on the soi next to the Holiday Inn but they charged a couple of hundred baht more.I think you're referring to Soi Kepsap. Mediocre quality there as well. Those girls don't have any massage skills, only work for the extras. Some of them look ok, but IMHO not better than elsewhere.

[GDreams]

I think you're referring to Soi Kepsap. Mediocre quality there as well. Those girls don't have any massage skills, only work for the extras. Some of them look ok, but IMHO not better than elsewhere.No I am not. Holiday Inn is on the next Soi along.

[RickFlair]

The following report is about my first experience at katherines massage at phuket and was so good that I had to write it doen. As detailed as I can so I don't ever forget.

I was horny from yesterday because I went to bangla road nightlife but had no shot because I was tired and almost fell to a ladyboy happy massage (tall woman, strange voice).

After some online research I wanted to visit Katherine's Massage parlor. Due to advise I made a line reservation with Emma for 3 pm.

When I arrived Emma seemed to be a bit tired and unmotivated. But her beautiful face and hot body with big tits and nice hips I could not decline my reservation.

After 2000 damage for 90 minutes (guess Happy Hour) We went upstairs and I had a drink while she was getting some equipment. When she came back we went for a shower together.

She explained that she was tired because she worked up to 5 am last night. I told her I wynt her to feel good and relaxed so today we will switch things up and I will massage her! She smiled at me and now I got into her.

We washed each other in the shower and that was already smoking hot because she turned her back to me and while she was rubbing her soapy ass at my dick I soaped her tuned but soft see cups and twisted her super nice nipples, kissing her neck, altering by soaping her pussy. Damn, that was one horny tease promising a AAA+ session.

We went to bed where she lay on her back and pulled me over for heavy french kissing while stroking my cock. I had to stop her because I really want to hold my promise and said she should turn around for massage. She laughed and asked how do I know how to massage? I said just enjoy and if its not ok tell me to stop. She. Laughed and turned around. Having a good time is the goal.

I started to oil her back which hold some nice angel tattoos. She also has a diamond on one of her boobs tattooed. I started massaging her back and shoulders and back. Went down to the ass, up again and while moving up I slided my dick up and doen between her oily ass. Lord, so hot! She moaned, seemed to enjoy my hard cock between her ass cheeks.

I went down to her butt again, massaging cheeks and legs, went between the legs, carefully sliding to the pussy and asshole, oiling it up. She moans up every time I got there. I intense the pussy massage, sticking in one finger, kissing her ass. She was nice and hot inside, I also rubbed my thumb on her asshole.

I told her to turn around for front massage. Oiled her boobs up, massaged all front beside the face and fingered her pussy some more. After a while she pulled me to her again and we french kissed heavily again. She stroked my dick at the same time which was very pleasing.

Then she asked me if its too hot and if she should change the A/C. We both stand up, she switched the buttons on the wall, looked at my dick, smiled at me and went on her knees. OMG I loved this! No. Condom, no ask, she knows what men wants! Blowjob was intense sucking, she slided with her long. Tongue to my balls and sucked them very good. All that while having eye contact and smiling at me because she saw that she is doing an excellent job I even could fuck her mouth a bit, didn't try to deep throat but didn't want to make it too porno.

I saw she was fingering herself after some time while sucking. I suggested 69 therefore to help her. She had nice pink pussy and no smell so I enjoyed licking and sucking her vagina, softly biting her ass and legs while she started with sucking balls intensively before going real hard on sucking my cock.

After 69 she turned around to me and we make out heavenly french kissing again. I love that dirty mindset. She wants to fuck, I can't decline that wish by the cute braced smiling Thai girl so she reached for condom but before putting it on she sucked dick again like she was really hungry for cock.

Next she pulled condom over and pulled me into missionary. I began real nice and slow, she clam me very close to her, so I rubbed my belly over hers while penetrating her slowly. I started to go faster but slowly increasing and almost blow the load but I just didn't want to do the minute man to her so I pulled out quick and instead french kissing her again. She smiled like she knew, what a bad girl.

I recovered and as you guys know if you made that spot once then you will be able to go for longer. Now I moved up to fuck her upfront holding her legs and have a good look how dick sliding into pussy, all the way from start to end of my dick. Great view!

I closed her legs for more intense, she was moaning heavily while I kissed and licked her toes. I opened legs again but bend over to her while her legs on my shoulder. She was flexible girl so I could kiss her again while fucking her.

Before my peak I pulled off again and lift her up to sat her down on my legs while sucking her tits. She began to ride me now. Slowly she was slipping my dick all inside her and started moving forward and backward, rubbing her clit at me. I enjoyed the view and feel of her tits while I am. Deep inside her vagina. I smack her ass, rub her whole body, grab her neck and put my thumb into her mouth. She sucked my thumb dedicated while riding my cock back and forth with devotion. She even bite me when I tried to pull out my thumb, not bad but she really was at it or at least she was acting excellent.

I started to actively drill her know while grabbing her ass really hard, she moaned heavily and when I almost came we relaxed and looked at each other. She said she came, so we kissed again for some time while she is still sitting deep on my dick.

She recovered quick so we both sit up, dick still inside the pussy and now we both fucked while sitting to each other on bed leaning back. She looked so gorgeous while she was rubbing her tits moaning while. My cock drilled into her hole, I will never forget!

We changed to doggy position so I stand up from bed while she offered me the perfect spot. I fucked her in doggy for some time and then pushed her down to her stomach on bed. Put a pillow under her first for better angle. When she closed legs in that position with that nice chubby ass I went so wild and could not hold any longer so I announced heavily breathing I will come now. I was so sweetened and exhausted I rested inside her pussy for some minutes and she smiled like she knew she did a fantastic job which she obv did.

We lay on bed for some conversation afterwards. She told me she really enjoyed time. With me and it felt to her like boyfriend experience. She would like to meet and change numbers but she is working for parlor and has no time for meeting except I rent her for 2 h for 13500 baht for 24 h.

From experience I don't think a second visit will ever be that good as the first one so I don't think I will go for her again but instead hold this as my truly 9.5/10 experience.