Phuket Reports

[ThaiGoodTimes]

As a big cannabis enjoyer, I was wondering if there's somewhere I can meet girls who also enjoy? And also any hotel recommendations that allow smoking in Phuket?You will easily meet bar girls that enjoy weed, as they are heavily into it, so no problem there.

One point tho to note is that smoking weed in public is actually illegal, and whilst there is no regulated penalty that is enforceable, it is looked down on heavily, so most nightlife areas will not openly tolerate or allow it, especially if other patrons make complaints.

As to hotels that allow, I don't know of any specifically, and most wouldn't allow it at all, similar to smoking in rooms, as it reduces their rental options and hence income.

Guest houses run by weed shop owners would be your best bets.

[Alexandra2525]

You are overthinking this. Just pick one and go with it. If you overthink this, then the trip will never meet your expectations. You can find what you are looking for in Phuket, Hua Hin, or Chang Mai. So ptck the one that makes life easier for you and just relax and enjoy your trip.You are spot on my friend. This is what I always do, over think, over analyse and over plan. I drive myself crazy as well as anyone else who will listen LOL.

It's just that this is probably the one and only time I'll get to have a mongering trip in SEA so I don't want to balls it up. I fully agree that some things you just can't plan for and you just need to go with the flow and hope the mongering gods will be kind to you.

I will take your advice and I will go to Hua Hin. I like the vibe of the place (going by YT vids) and as the visitors there seem of the older generation it will make me look relatively good looking and young LOL.

Have a good weekend and thanks for saying it like it is!

[MwenByen]

Hey thanks for the info.


They did up until a few days ago, then the police did a crackdown on the ends of Bangla Road and arrested a lot of them and their pimps.

So I the say they will be hard to find for a little while.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi all.

I'm looking for a mongering destination in Thailand other than Pattaya. Due to family back home questions would be asked if I stayed in a place with such a strong mongering reputation.

I will be flying into Bangkok so can wrangle a night or two there but no longer than that as again suspicions would be raised. Trip is for the end of January.

I've looked at a few places including Chiang Mai and Hua Hin. From what I can gather HH is probably better than CM, and its relatively easy to get to from BK.

A few people have suggested Phuket. I've done some research and watched some YT videos and to be perfectly honest Patong / Bangla Rd is not for me. It's too noisy, crowded and in your face.

I've read back about 20 pages of this forum and it seems that Rawai (or? Bang Tao) might be good options for me. The vibe seems more relaxed which is what I'm after.

However I've then read that the higher end hotels don't allow guests, which seems bizarre given how sexually liberated Thailand is!

I wouldn't be bringing back two girls at a time or more than one girl in 24 hours but over the space of a week I'd like to think two or three girls might be coming back to my room. And if I met a girl and we had the right chemistry I'd be up for asking her to stay with me for a few days.

The problem is that I have to stay in a 5 star resort. There is already some suspicion about my trip so I can't do anything out of the ordinary. I would normally always stay in a 5 star resort, so it would look mighty weird if I suddenly booked myself into a 3 star place.

And just FYI, I've been to Thailand many many times with family as it's my favourite holiday destination but have never mongered there.

I'm not into MPs and much prefer getting a girl back to my room and enjoying her in comfort.

So if I may, the two questions I have are.

1) Would Rawai be much better than Hua Hin? HH would be easier to get to.

2) Is the guest policy at 5 star resorts insurmountable? Can I slip someone some money to make it happen? I'm happy to spend some money to get what I want.

Thank you all!Alexandra2525 I am not sure what you read, but there is absolutely zero issue with taking girls to rooms pretty much anywhere in resorts at Rawai / Naiharn.

I have frequented often and love both Rawai and Hua Hin.

Yet, I choose to live in Rawai, it for me has way more things to do than Hua Hin.

For one there are boat trips, snorkeling trips etc out to the islands at Rawai, whereas Hua Hin has golf.

And a semi joke, or excuse to tell the family why you went to Rawai.

Haven't you always wanted to try diving, scuba diving that is.

Phuket / Rawai has that (and BTW, I run a diving business. LOL).

[Alexandra2525]

Alexandra2525 I am not sure what you read, but there is absolutely zero issue with taking girls to rooms pretty much anywhere in resorts at Rawai / Naiharn.

I have frequented often and love both Rawai and Hua Hin.

Yet, I choose to live in Rawai, it for me has way more things to do than Hua Hin.

For one there are boat trips, snorkeling trips etc out to the islands at Rawai, whereas Hua Hin has golf.

And a semi joke, or excuse to tell the family why you went to Rawai.

Haven't you always wanted to try diving, scuba diving that is.

Phuket / Rawai has that (and BTW, I run a diving business. LOL).I'm a keen diver!

Have dm'ed you.

Thank you!

[World Travel 69]

I added more to the Map.

Lots of addresses and Prices.


It it so much easier to have a Map.

[Gonz0]

BTW, there is also quite a decent amount of action to be found in the bars and massage shops on the northern end of Khao Lak township.

Check out on the main road, and also down the road to the beach around this intersection, https://maps.app.goo.gl/eRtaRzKC5HMnumjGA.

Has anyone been to this part of Khao Lak recently?

Is it worth visiting for the ladies?

[Alexandra2525]

Hi all.

Looking to spend a week in Phuket in January. Might even do some diving with TGT (awaiting response to dm mate).

Having consumed loads of YT videos I can say that Bangla Rd is definitely not for me, looks loud, crowded and from what I've read very expensive for ST / LT.

So I'd be looking at the 'secondary" areas. TGT has given good intel on Rawai and that looks promising. I'm RTFF to figure out similar other areas.

The main question I have is that is there a perfect location to stay that allows me easy access places like Rawai (and others like it) and perhaps to Patong (should I decide to try it for one night).

This ideal location (if it exists) needs to have 5 star hotel options.

I'd be happy to travel half an hour or so to reach any of the mongering destinations. I'm not really into MPs so am looking for bar girls / FLs to take back to my hotel.

One other question is are there side streets / secondary sites near Bangla Rd which are a quieter with a more chilled vibe? Are the girl's prices in these locations less than Bangla Rd itself?

Thank you!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I added more to the Map.

Lots of addresses and Prices.WorldTravel69.

Am I missing something?

There are no addresses or prices on the photo as posted.

Is the map supposed to be interactive somehow?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Has anyone been to this part of Khao Lak recently?

Is it worth visiting for the ladies?Gonzo,

I have answered your PM to me.

Last time I was there was April.

There were many places and options, say 20-30 bars and massage places.

But, it seemed to be very little of younger age (<25 yo), and nothing of quality (6+).

If they were there, well I didn't find them.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi all.

Looking to spend a week in Phuket in January. Might even do some diving with TGT (awaiting response to dm mate).

Having consumed loads of YT videos I can say that Bangla Rd is definitely not for me, looks loud, crowded and from what I've read very expensive for ST / LT.

So I'd be looking at the 'secondary" areas. TGT has given good intel on Rawai and that looks promising. I'm RTFF to figure out similar other areas.

The main question I have is that is there a perfect location to stay that allows me easy access places like Rawai (and others like it) and perhaps to Patong (should I decide to try it for one night).

This ideal location (if it exists) needs to have 5 star hotel options.

I'd be happy to travel half an hour or so to reach any of the mongering destinations. I'm not really into MPs so am looking for bar girls / FLs to take back to my hotel.

One other question is are there side streets / secondary sites near Bangla Rd which are a quieter with a more chilled vibe? Are the girl's prices in these locations less than Bangla Rd itself?

Thank you!There are limited 5 star options away from Patong itself.

One or two f star places in the south at Naiharn and Rawai, which has nearby punting.

Possibly also a few places that qualify in Kata / Karon, think Boathouse, Kata Rocks Resort, and others, with some punting nearby, and close access to Patong (10-30 minutes).

Kamala, north of Patong has also a few 4 star, maybe 1 or 2 chain 5 star resorts, and there is punting there.

Further north to BangTao and Mai Khao has more 5 star resorts, but limited punting and you need to travel around a lot, plus it is over an hour from there into Patong.

Also, 5 star is around Cape Penwa, but there is no punting there as in muslim area, and again it is an hour to Patong.

Phuket Town is a possibility, but again, limited 5 star places to stay.

As to price variation, side streets of Bangla are not cheaper at all.

Move away from Bangla to OTOP area near Hard Rock Cafe or back to Nanai Road, at base of hills in Patong and the prices drop a little bit, but so often does the quality.

The Phuket areas ranked by punting availability / options.

Patong.

Rawai.

Kamala.

Kata / Karon.

Bang Tao.

Phuket Town.

NaiYang (near airport).

[Gonz0]

Gonzo,

I have answered your PM to me.
Thanks for the reply.

[DessCouple]

I will book for 2 people and the third will.

Be the girl from Bangla street do I still need to pay? Saw a post it says 1000/ per night for extra person. For a short time few hours. Is still extra amount.

[Hargow20]

There has been some recent reports on the usesexguide san diego Tijuana thread of increased police shakedowns. I visit Tijuana about once or twice a week and have not seen any police shakedowns. LE seems to to be mainly stopping the drug dealers. So it is a good idea to use increased caution. Does anyone else have any info. ?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I will book for 2 people and the third will.

Be the girl from Bangla street do I still need to pay? Saw a post it says 1000/ per night for extra person. For a short time few hours. Is still extra amount.Yes, most likely, if you ask them, or they see you come in with the third lady.

Daytime is likely to be able to more easily get away with it, but not so at night, especially late into the evening.

Your room occupancy booking most likely will be only for two people, so three in a room, and using facilities (towels, etc) costs the hotel money.

Most hotels across Thailand that allow a joiner for free, charge for an additional joiner (ie a third party).

[DessCouple]

Yes, most likely, if you ask them, or they see you come in with the third lady.

Daytime is likely to be able to more easily get away with it, but not so at night, especially late into the evening.

Your room occupancy booking most likely will be only for two people, so three in a room, and using facilities (towels, etc) costs the hotel money.

Most hotels across Thailand that allow a joiner for free, charge for an additional joiner (ie a third party).Your right. They suck. The hotel replied back saying 1000 per person even if they come for 30 mins also. So basically 3000 for girl. 1000 bar fine and 1000 hotel fine. Patong hotels suck.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Your right. They suck. The hotel replied back saying 1000 per person even if they come for 30 mins also. So basically 3000 for girl. 1000 bar fine and 1000 hotel fine. Patong hotels suck.Stop complaining.

It's not specific to Patong or Phuket, as you would get the same charge from many quality hotels in the Sukhumvit area of Bangkok.

I know that, as I have been charged at a few different hotels in Bangkok over the years.

If you want to get around it, just get two room keys, send your wife back early, then come with the working lady.

It's likely then that they won't realise at all that the threesome is happening.

[Dazey]

Any tips / recommendations / advice for Kamala area? Patong seems a bit to saturated and busy for my liking so I got a hotel in Kamala instead as it seems to be closer to airport and #3 in terms of a 'fun' area?

[World Travel 69]

Here is a starter Map.


Any tips / recommendations / advice for Kamala area? Patong seems a bit to saturated and busy for my liking so I got a hotel in Kamala instead as it seems to be closer to airport and #3 in terms of a 'fun' area?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Any tips / recommendations / advice for Kamala area? Patong seems a bit to saturated and busy for my liking so I got a hotel in Kamala instead as it seems to be closer to airport and #3 in terms of a 'fun' area?No one is going to spoon-feed you Dazey, so RTFM and then ask questions.

There are plenty of tips already posted, including a full report on what and where within the last month.

[World Travel 69]

PM me to get it.

It has addresses and Prices.


These are Places to get Laid.

[Alexandra2525]

I've booked myself a week in Phuket after a quick two day stay in BK.

This will be my first mongering trip to SEA so even though I'm trying to keep my expectations in check I must admit I'm kinda excited.

I have decided to stay in Rawai as hopefully it's got a more chilled vibe than some other places in Phuket and I'm looking forward to buying TGT a beer for all his efforts on this forum!

Have a great weekend fellas!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I've booked myself a week in Phuket after a quick two day stay in BK.

This will be my first mongering trip to SEA so even though I'm trying to keep my expectations in check I must admit I'm kinda excited.

I have decided to stay in Rawai as hopefully it's got a more chilled vibe than some other places in Phuket and I'm looking forward to buying TGT a beer for all his efforts on this forum!

Have a great weekend fellas!Thanks Alexandra2525. I hope you enjoy your week in Rawai.

Hopefully I will be able to catch-up for that beer.

[SnarkHunter]

It's not good anymore, not even sure if open.

Better to hit Christins or Nuru Massage in Patong.Website is up: katherine69 com. Also FB. Anyone visit recently? If not, looking for upscale MP in old town.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Website is up: katherine69 com. Also FB. Anyone visit recently? If not, looking for upscale MP in old town.On Google Maps there is a review from two weeks ago, just 1 star, and not very happy at that.

[SnarkHunter]

On Google Maps there is a review from two weeks ago, just 1 star, and not very happy at that.Saw that. Doesn't strike me as useful. People have different values. I happily pay more for nicer ambiance.

[Klodata]

Hello everyone. I'm 24 and Male, less experienced in the mongering scene but not new. I'm in Phuket right now and I'm feeling adventurous. I want to seek couples advertising themselves either paid or not. What would be the best way to find them either online or by visiting someplace? And if someone knows of some place where I can have a threesome with a girl and a lady boy. No limit on the budget but nothing too more than 15 - 20 k THB. Or someplace offering BBBJ or BBFS?

[GuyPerson]

Has anyone tried the escort agency sweet-emily? (One of the top results if you google phuket escorts). There's also a no1 angel escort agency.

I'm not super crazy about walking into clubs / bars for mongering purposes so if there's a reliable agency that could send a girl to my hotel or with a discreet incall would be great.

Thanks.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hello everyone. I'm 24 and Male, less experienced in the mongering scene but not new. I'm in Phuket right now and I'm feeling adventurous. I want to seek couples advertising themselves either paid or not. What would be the best way to find them either online or by visiting someplace? And if someone knows of some place where I can have a threesome with a girl and a lady boy. No limit on the budget but nothing too more than 15 - 20 k THB. Or someplace offering BBBJ or BBFS?Klodata,

I'm going to assume that this is real, and answer it like that.

1. Couples advertising themselves.

Not much call for that at all, but I do know it exists here.

I'd suggest you try one of the worldwide swingers sites and see if anyone is advertising that they are in Phuket.

There are probably no couples places in Phuket to visit, at least non that I know of.

2. Threesome, ladyboy and girl.

Pretty much every bar in Phuket that has ladies can arrange that. Hell, for 15 K I'd personally arrange it for you myself with people of guaranteed looks, quality, and service.

3. BBBJ and BBFS places.

Again that is pretty much every bar in Phuket that has ladies.

So.

If you are serious, then send me a PM, telling me where you are staying, how much longer you will be here, what your lady preference / type is, and provide me your contact details.

[Fifino68]

Hi all, I was 8 days in Rawai beginning of December: here is my report. First of all thanks to TGT who was so kind to have a beer with me and give me some hints. I have to say this was my second year in Phuket, last year I was in Patong. So the advantage of Rawai (I was, actually in Nai Harn, just below Rawai) is that there is a lot less traffic, far less people, and the nice beaches are closer. You can also take boats from Rawai beach and go to the islands nearby. So for tourism a lot better. For mongering though I have to say that in the massage places and in the bars the quality is not so great, so I did not spend much time there. I used TF to get girls in my hotel and although it was not as good as the ones I got last year (most of them live near Patong), I pulled a few nice ones. I also had a bad incident: one girl who looked super pretty in pictures (and also in person) turned out to be an ex guy (operated). This was not so nice and I did not manage to finish the deed, in fact it was a bit of a shock when I realised it. So guess be careful with trans guys, in general be wary of fake tits and strange sounding voices. Anyway good place Rawai if you are not planning to spend time in bars getting ripped off by bar ladies, if you are looking for that then you should go for Patong and enjoy the huge traffic jams and the crowded beaches. That's all folks. C.

[HorseTrader]

Hi all, I was 8 days in Rawai beginning of December: here is my report. First of all thanks to TGT who was so kind to have a beer with me and give me some hints. I have to say this was my second year in Phuket, last year I was in Patong. So the advantage of Rawai (I was, actually in Nai Harn, just below Rawai) is that there is a lot less traffic, far less people, and the nice beaches are closer. You can also take boats from Rawai beach and go to the islands nearby. So for tourism a lot better. For mongering though I have to say that in the massage places and in the bars the quality is not so great, so I did not spend much time there. I used TF to get girls in my hotel and although it was not as good as the ones I got last year (most of them live near Patong), I pulled a few nice ones. I also had a bad incident: one girl who looked super pretty in pictures (and also in person) turned out to be an ex guy (operated). This was not so nice and I did not manage to finish the deed, in fact it was a bit of a shock when I realised it. So guess be careful with trans guys, in general be wary of fake tits and strange sounding voices. Anyway good place Rawai if you are not planning to spend time in bars getting ripped off by bar ladies, if you are looking for that then you should go for Patong and enjoy the huge traffic jams and the crowded beaches. That's all folks. C.It's nice to see a good summary report from a new voice. Thanks for posting.

I've spent very little time in Rawai because I worry about transportation between whatever hotel I select and the bars, TGT has warned this could be an issue. I'll ride a tuk tuk but I won't get on a motorcycle. How did you manage local transportation?

[Fifino68]

It's nice to see a good summary report from a new voice. Thanks for posting.

I've spent very little time in Rawai because I worry about transportation between whatever hotel I select and the bars, TGT has warned this could be an issue. I'll ride a tuk tuk but I won't get on a motorcycle. How did you manage local transportation?Motorbike scooter rental, really super convenient and not dangerous, streets are in better conditions than in many Italian cities (where I come from) and people don't drive dangerously at all. Frankly, as I am used to going by scooter in Italy where people try to kill you all the time, Phuket was quite relaxing. Of course the accident can always happen but not more than anywhere else. I wouldn't drive it in Bangkok though, there it's a totally different story, traffic is crazy and drivers do crazy stuff. Otherwise Bolt or Grab is much more convenient than tuktuk.

[Alexandra2525]

Hi all, I was 8 days in Rawai beginning of December: here is my report. First of all thanks to TGT who was so kind to have a beer with me and give me some hints. I have to say this was my second year in Phuket, last year I was in Patong. So the advantage of Rawai (I was, actually in Nai Harn, just below Rawai) is that there is a lot less traffic, far less people, and the nice beaches are closer. You can also take boats from Rawai beach and go to the islands nearby. So for tourism a lot better. For mongering though I have to say that in the massage places and in the bars the quality is not so great, so I did not spend much time there. I used TF to get girls in my hotel and although it was not as good as the ones I got last year (most of them live near Patong), I pulled a few nice ones. I also had a bad incident: one girl who looked super pretty in pictures (and also in person) turned out to be an ex guy (operated). This was not so nice and I did not manage to finish the deed, in fact it was a bit of a shock when I realised it. So guess be careful with trans guys, in general be wary of fake tits and strange sounding voices. Anyway good place Rawai if you are not planning to spend time in bars getting ripped off by bar ladies, if you are looking for that then you should go for Patong and enjoy the huge traffic jams and the crowded beaches. That's all folks. C.Hmm, that's slightly disappointing as I'm booked to be spending a week in Nai Harn soon. Was it the quality or quantity that was the issue in the Rawai bars? Do you mean that there were enough girls willing to be BF'ed but they weren't to your standard in the looks dept?

Or were they all just after lady drinks?

Did you go to Laguna at all? What was that like?

Thanks.

Edited to say I'm just about within my window to cancel my Nai Harn hotel booking without any penalty.

[Stiff6]

Hi guys,

I just arrived in Rawai and would like to ask you for 2 recommendations:

1. Where could I go tonight for a good New Year's party with dancing? (Not necessarily for picking up girls).

2. I gathered from the forum that the massage shops on soi sayuan are most likely to provide extra services and I found a "Nuru Spa" and a "BJ Massage" which at least sound promising. Does anyone have a recommendation for a specific shop? At Fifino65: sorry to hear that you were disappointed, but what was the relative best massage shop among those you tried?

I am staying at the Wyndham (although I thought I had booked an apartment nearby) with nice apartments, and the access to the buildings is directly from the parking lot, so you do not have to pass the reception with any visitors. I might bring in some talent from TF and let you know, how it worked out.

Otherwise: Happy New Year, everybody!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi guys,

I just arrived in Rawai and would like to ask you for 2 recommendations:

1. Where could I go tonight for a good New Year's party with dancing? (Not necessarily for picking up girls).

2. I gathered from the forum that the massage shops on soi sayuan are most likely to provide extra services and I found a "Nuru Spa" and a "BJ Massage" which at least sound promising. Does anyone have a recommendation for a specific shop? At Fifino65: sorry to hear that you were disappointed, but what was the relative best massage shop among those you tried?

I am staying at the Wyndham (although I thought I had booked an apartment nearby) with nice apartments, and the access to the buildings is directly from the parking lot, so you do not have to pass the reception with any visitors. I might bring in some talent from TF and let you know, how it worked out.

Otherwise: Happy New Year, everybody!Have answered you by PM, as my posts (like most on here) are still moderated before posting.

So unlikely you will see this post in time to be of help to you.

[Werqweq]

Motorbike scooter rental, really super convenient and not dangerous, streets are in better conditions than in many Italian cities (where I come from) and people don't drive dangerously at all. Frankly, as I am used to going by scooter in Italy where people try to kill you all the time, Phuket was quite relaxing. Of course the accident can always happen but not more than anywhere else. I wouldn't drive it in Bangkok though, there it's a totally different story, traffic is crazy and drivers do crazy stuff. Otherwise Bolt or Grab is much more convenient than tuktuk.Bad advice. Social media is full of tourists with little experience riding motorcycles and crashing into all sorts of things. Add to that the added complication of driving on the other side of the road here, and that as a tourist you will be default by the faulty party unless you can speak at least some Thai and know how things work here.

If you don't ride at home, don't start riding in Thailand.

[Alexandra2525]

Bad advice. Social media is full of tourists with little experience riding motorcycles and crashing into all sorts of things. Add to that the added complication of driving on the other side of the road here, and that as a tourist you will be default by the faulty party unless you can speak at least some Thai and know how things work here.

If you don't ride at home, don't start riding in Thailand.Amen to that brother. I wouldn't ride a motorbike during the day whilst sober in the UK, so it would be madness for me to ride one at night in a foreign country after an evening of drinking beer!

[KhaosMamba]

Hi all will be arriving to Phuket at the end of January for a few days and staying near the East Side of Phuket at a resort near the boat marina area. I'm not much of a drinker so I don't plan on going to bars or nightclubs. I'd rather stick exclusively with Thai Friendly or check out any massage parlors that offer full service with massage or happy ending. If anyone has any contacts or outcall massage parlor recommendations that they can share would be great. Can also return the favor and share ones I see that gave solid service or provide recommendations for Osaka / Tokyo since I'll be heading there after too. Hoping my resort location isn't an issue. Since it's a bit far out from Patong and most working girls are there I'd just pay extra for transport if they're down to come to me.

[Klodata]

Klodata,

I'm going to assume that this is real, and answer it like that.

1. Couples advertising themselves.

Not much call for that at all, but I do know it exists here.

I'd suggest you try one of the worldwide swingers sites and see if anyone is advertising that they are in Phuket.

There are probably no couples places in Phuket to visit, at least non that I know of.

2. Threesome, ladyboy and girl.

Pretty much every bar in Phuket that has ladies can arrange that. Hell, for 15 K I'd personally arrange it for you myself with people of guaranteed looks, quality, and service.

3. BBBJ and BBFS places.

Again that is pretty much every bar in Phuket that has ladies.

So.

If you are serious, then send me a PM, telling me where you are staying, how much longer you will be here, what your lady preference / type is, and provide me your contact details.I tried sending you a PM but your inbox is full.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi all will be arriving to Phuket at the end of January for a few days and staying near the East Side of Phuket at a resort near the boat marina area. I'm not much of a drinker so I don't plan on going to bars or nightclubs. I'd rather stick exclusively with Thai Friendly or check out any massage parlors that offer full service with massage or happy ending. If anyone has any contacts or outcall massage parlor recommendations that they can share would be great. Can also return the favor and share ones I see that gave solid service or provide recommendations for Osaka / Tokyo since I'll be heading there after too. Hoping my resort location isn't an issue. Since it's a bit far out from Patong and most working girls are there I'd just pay extra for transport if they're down to come to me.I'm guessing you are staying around Ko Kaeo, the Boat Lagoon area.

If so, then you are in a bit of a black hole area IMO, and its likely that TF girls based in Patong won't want to travel that far to you unless you pay them a substantial premium on prices.

There are TF women that will come to that area. Most likely from Phuket Town and the university district that is nearby of Ratsada, but they are more amateur freelancers.

As to massage parlours around there, again its a black hole area, and even more so it's a muslim at that, so you will be unlikely to find nearby FS options.

The nearest FS massage options will be heading towards and in Phuket Town itself, about 15 to 30 minutes travel time away.

Outcall FS is available on Massage Republic website, but like all things it's pricier, but can be negotiated.

[KhaosMamba]

I'm guessing you are staying around Ko Kaeo, the Boat Lagoon area.

If so, then you are in a bit of a black hole area IMO, and its likely that TF girls based in Patong won't want to travel that far to you unless you pay them a substantial premium on prices.

There are TF women that will come to that area. Most likely from Phuket Town and the university district that is nearby of Ratsada, but they are more amateur freelancers.

As to massage parlours around there, again its a black hole area, and even more so it's a muslim at that, so you will be unlikely to find nearby FS options.

The nearest FS massage options will be heading towards and in Phuket Town itself, about 15 to 30 minutes travel time away.

Outcall FS is available on Massage Republic website, but like all things it's pricier, but can be negotiated.Thanks boss appreciate. As for TF prices 1500-2000 seems to be the range for ST so should I expect to pay 500-1000 THB extra if I want to see a freelancer from Patong area? Not sure if it matters but also am 26 yr old male, South Asian Ethnicity from Canada.

[Fifino68]

Hmm, that's slightly disappointing as I'm booked to be spending a week in Nai Harn soon. Was it the quality or quantity that was the issue in the Rawai bars? Do you mean that there were enough girls willing to be BF'ed but they weren't to your standard in the looks dept?
Or were they all just after lady drinks?
Did you go to Laguna at all? What was that like?

Thanks.

Edited to say I'm just about within my window to cancel my Nai Harn hotel booking without any penalty.Sorry just saw this now: I was referring mainly to the massage parlours: girls outside were not really attractive, many of them middle aged or plain ugly. The bars girls were 50% plain ugly and there was a 20% fuckable but I did not even bother to stop by as it's not my thing. In Patong you have a lot more beauties in the bars although I seem to understand that bringing them in your room is a very difficult thing to do and requires a lot of patience and money, which I do not have. Not sure if you already went, sorry for the late reply.

[Fifino68]

Bad advice. Social media is full of tourists with little experience riding motorcycles and crashing into all sorts of things. Add to that the added complication of driving on the other side of the road here, and that as a tourist you will be default by the faulty party unless you can speak at least some Thai and know how things work here.

If you don't ride at home, don't start riding in Thailand.I don't want to start a dissing thing here as I find them boring, I will just say I clearly specified I use Motorbike at home every day, so this was not referred to people who never drove a motorbike in their life, in which case I agree they should not start in Phuket. But in general drivers' behaviour in Phuket is very relaxed and safe, also because the streets are full of police at every corner. I experienced A LOT more reckless driving in L. A. And throughout California.

[Alexandra2525]

Sorry just saw this now: I was referring mainly to the massage parlours: girls outside were not really attractive, many of them middle aged or plain ugly. The bars girls were 50% plain ugly and there was a 20% fuckable but I did not even bother to stop by as it's not my thing. In Patong you have a lot more beauties in the bars although I seem to understand that bringing them in your room is a very difficult thing to do and requires a lot of patience and money, which I do not have. Not sure if you already went, sorry for the late reply.No problem and thanks for elaborating. I haven't gone yet but decides not to cancel. I'll go with the flow and see what happens.

Worst case scenario I'll have to go to Patong and back some days, but I reckon I'll find something fuckable in Rawai. I'm less about the optics and more about the service anyway.

Thanks again.

[PassingTheTime]

Hello,

Planning a trip to Thailand with scuba as my first priority. Ladies as my second. I keep reading Phuket is better for diving and Pattaya is better for ladies. Anyone give me insite on where to go in Phuket for good diving. I am a baby diver just starting out. I have my own equipment. Bonus points if you can tell me what the lady scene would look like at that location.

Cheers,

Passingthetime.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hello,

Planning a trip to Thailand with scuba as my first priority. Ladies as my second. I keep reading Phuket is better for diving and Pattaya is better for ladies. Anyone give me insite on where to go in Phuket for good diving. I am a baby diver just starting out. I have my own equipment. Bonus points if you can tell me what the lady scene would look like at that location.

Cheers,

Passingthetime.Passingthetime.

Sadly you don't have private messaging available, so I can't answer for you privately on this.

Instead I will do somewhat openly here, and invite you to make contact with me to learn more.

Yes, Phuket is 20 times better than Pattaya for diving if you are visiting from early November thru end April.

From May to October it is only 10 times better.

And also yes, Pattaya is 10-20 times better than Phuket for mongering.

Nowhere else in Thailand has anywhere near the mix of diving and mongering as Phuket.

All boat day diving trips leave and return from Chalong in Phuket, with beach diving also available nearby at Kata Beach and Ya Nui and Ao Sane beaches in Rawai.

Patong is the main mongering center in Phuket, but there is no good diving there and its 30-60 minutes travel each way to Chalong (due to start of / end of day heavy traffic).

Rawai, right next door to Chalong (5 km away) has the second largest concentration of mongering and ladies outside of Patong, so it is the best place to stay.

Chalong also has 15-20 bars with ladies clustered around the pier area.

I live full time in Phuket, am a PADI instructor, and have my own dive business based in Rawai, so I am well qualified to advise you on diving here. Also, if you look at my posts in this forum, you will find me sharing a lot of information, and I am also mentioned many times as providing good advice to visitors to Rawai, both for mongering and diving.

If you'd like to know more, then please upgrade yourself on here to get PM capability and contact me through that, as I am not allowed to add an email address, LINE contact, etc.

[FriendlyGuyHi]

"Rawai, right next door to Chalong (5 km away) has the second largest concentration of mongering and ladies outside of Patong, so it is the best place to stay".

I just came back from Rawai. It's a shithole. I could not get out of there fast enough.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

"Rawai, right next door to Chalong (5 km away) has the second largest concentration of mongering and ladies outside of Patong, so it is the best place to stay".

I just came back from Rawai. It's a shithole. I could not get out of there fast enough.Really?

Any more insight you can add as to the reasons for your very negative impression?

[Romex9]

I stayed in Patong. Next time I wouldn't stay here, it's the most touristy area of Phuket and a party spot for young European bros and gangs of Indian men and general beginner travelers. Walking down the street it's just massage parlor after parlor and the girls literally grab your arms and a few just grabbed my cock and called me handsome. If you see older women out front it's usually just a massage spot, but if they are younger you can most likely expect FS. I mean you literally got fight these bitches off, they grab your arms, try to stand in the way of the narrow sidewalks, it's a bit much.

Bangla is like Nana Plaza in BKK, but worse, it's like a shitty Vegas, this is where the famous ping pong show is. You can't hear anything because all the clubs are having speaker wars with each other, so it's like walking through a poorly remixed pop techno nightmare, also the music is 10 - 15 years behind and sometimes just terrible. I went to a strip club with a Thai buddy and it was mid, some chubby girl locks on to me as I roll in and has zero tact or sales technique. I mean at one point she just pulled her thong aside and showed me her pussy. I switched her out real quick, for a smaller girl with an incredible boob job, soft and supple, and nice jiggly ass that wasn't too muscular. She was great but just kept repeating Happy New Year LOL and she couldn't give me her number because of the cameras. Again the language barrier was tough. I don't know why more of these girls don't like to learn basic english, they'the make so much more dough.

Weird fact, they don't let locals into many strip clubs, so my local Thai friend couldn't go everywhere with me, so limited our options. Suzie Wong wouldn't let him in.

Oddly the best experience I had on this trip was the next night. I was walking to get dinner and I walked north on one of the streets a few in from the beach. These are a bit less crowded and I passed Lucky Massage and there were a few girls out front but they were chill, they weren't doing too much, and I caught eyes with one and she just gave me a sultry look like usual but didn't try to grab me or squeal as I walked by. I asked her name and said I might be back, so I went and ate and drank and thought about it. I walked back and went for it. She was tall and had a very cute face. I had an inkling something was different, that 6th sense men just have, but my curiosity whispered to keep going.

The prices in Phuket are way less, they were like 400 - 800 baht for massage, which leads to other stuff, so even if you are upsold, it would still be only 1600 maybe for FS? I don't know I don't haggle because it's a turn off to me. She said her number and I just went with it and ended up paying her 3000 baht for FS.

The backrooms here are actually kinda lovely in a vintage way. They are little stalls with a cushion and lit with colorful warm lights. It's beachy feeling. So I lay down and take off all my clothes. She comes back with her little kit and we start messing around and by this time after the fake tits (which were incredible BTW) I knew she was a lady boy. So I just asked and she said yes, but then when she took off her clothes there was new plumbing. Honestly it felt really similar and from what I could see in the dim light it looked pretty normal too. These south east Asian doctors must be artists.

Now the reason it was enjoyable was because she was into it or she had great acting chops, either way it felt real and like she wasn't going through the motions.

[ElDoradoNola83]

Hey, I will not able to go vacation until the second half of May. I read weather can start to get bad then which would limit time on the beach and swimming can be banned. Also I read many girls leave during this time. Any experience with going in May?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hey, I will not able to go vacation until the second half of May. I read weather can start to get bad then which would limit time on the beach and swimming can be banned. Also I read many girls leave during this time. Any experience with going in May?By mid May, low season has started, the weather is still good, warm with plenty of sunshine.

The change to low season is characterized by a change in wind direction from easterly to westerly.

As to the beaches, well you can still spend time on them, but going into the water needs additional care.

As most beaches in Phuket. Especially the tourist are are west facing, they are now exposed to the winds, and swell.

Pretty much they all become surf beaches, and they nearly always have dangerous rip currents.

Most of the time the beaches will be closed with red flags, but if they are open, definitely swim only between the flags.

As to the girls, there may be less of them than in high season, but not noticeably so at all.

After all the girls have to work and earn money, and all the other places better than Phuket for them to go are already filled with girls (Pattaya, Bangkok).

So I wouldn't worry about the availability of girls in enough volume to find what you're looking for.

[ZeemZima]

Can anyone recommend a good "short time" hotel in Patong? There must be some near walking street right?

I haven't been able to find any, please help me out! Thanks guys!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Can anyone recommend a good "short time" hotel in Patong? There must be some near walking street right?

I haven't been able to find any, please help me out! Thanks guys!There's a few on Soi Seadragon, the Soi of Bangla Road that has all the gogo's in it, same side as Suzy Wongs is.

They don't show up on google maps so you need to do a walk through.

Alternately, ask one of the street walkers, they will know.

[Mr Scand]

I may have an opening for a trip in mid July. I like Rawai but have only been there in December-January.

Is it to slow July? And the diving, worth it?

[Mlang]

Just been to Patong for a week. My yearly visit.

I'd say it's been more quiet than usual, or that was at least my impression. Less offer and more pricey. But the price going up every year makes sense, as everything else does.

However, I did manage to find some gems, as always. Bangla Rd offered the same action that always does.

The highlight of the trip was a 20 something masseuse in one of the massage shops in second street, not far from Junceylon mall. I think it was in a parlor named Benz. If you look through all the ladyboys you can find real gems around there. Masseuse was a total spinner, super cute, I think she said she was 20 or 21, named something like Yern. Beautiful face, skinny but not too much, rounded boobs and a beast when it was time for action. I repeated a few times with her. She will be there about 10 more days here before she goes back to Kohn Kaen, so pay her a visit now if you're around.

Other than that, while hanging out in the beach at sunset I discovered that it is extremely easy to meet civilians at that time of the day: tried talking to a few non-working girls who were walking or hanging out in the beach and I was surprised of the incredible success rate, most of the girls I talked to were happy to go for a drink right there on the spot. And from those who went to have a drink, around 75% were happy to go back to my hotel room afterwards. So a complete night for zero baht (yeah alright, paid for the drinks and all, but chatting in the bar was a pleasure for me as well). I'm 41 but most people think I'm in my thirties, and it was easy enough to get girls who were about 22 to 25 to get a drink.

Will come back to Patong in a month, now I'm heading to The Phills to AC. After coming back to Patong, I'll visit Pattaya. Will write a report if any adventures are worth mentioning. Cheers.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Just been to Patong for a week. My yearly visit.

I'd say it's been more quiet than usual, or that was at least my impression. Less offer and more pricey. But the price going up every year makes sense, as everything else does.

However, I did manage to find some gems, as always. Bangla Rd offered the same action that always does.

The highlight of the trip was a 20 something masseuse in one of the massage shops in second street, not far from Junceylon mall. I think it was in a parlor named Benz. If you look through all the ladyboys you can find real gems around there. Masseuse was a total spinner, super cute, I think she said she was 20 or 21, named something like Yern. Beautiful face, skinny but not too much, rounded boobs and a beast when it was time for action. I repeated a few times with her. She will be there about 10 more days here before she goes back to Kohn Kaen, so pay her a visit now if you're around.

Other than that, while hanging out in the beach at sunset I discovered that it is extremely easy to meet civilians at that time of the day: tried talking to a few non-working girls who were walking or hanging out in the beach and I was surprised of the incredible success rate, most of the girls I talked to were happy to go for a drink right there on the spot. And from those who went to have a drink, around 75% were happy to go back to my hotel room afterwards. So a complete night for zero baht (yeah alright, paid for the drinks and all, but chatting in the bar was a pleasure for me as well). I'm 41 but most people think I'm in my thirties, and it was easy enough to get girls who were about 22 to 25 to get a drink.

Will come back to Patong in a month, now I'm heading to The Phills to AC. After coming back to Patong, I'll visit Pattaya. Will write a report if any adventures are worth mentioning. Cheers.Thanks mlang.

You haven't made it all that easy for those wanting to find Yern at Benz, as there are 3 Benz Massages shops, 1, 2, and 3, clustered in that little area.

Do you remember if the shop was on the beach side of the road, or the other side?

[Mlang]

Thanks mlang.

You haven't made it all that easy for those wanting to find Yern at Benz, as there are 3 Benz Massages shops, 1, 2, and 3, clustered in that little area.

Do you remember if the shop was on the beach side of the road, or the other side?I didn't know there were several massage shops with the same name. As I said I'm pretty sure it was at Benz massage shop, and what I'm absolutely certain is that is was on the beach side of the road. Not the side of Junceylon but the other one.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I didn't know there were several massage shops with the same name. As I said I'm pretty sure it was at Benz massage shop, and what I'm absolutely certain is that is was on the beach side of the road. Not the side of Junceylon but the other one.Thanks Mlang.

That cuts it down to two shops, one sort of on the point of the bend as you walk, and one about 100 m further away as you walk away from Bangla Road.

What price did you pay her for FS?

And was it BBFS with CIP, or protected sex?

[Mlang]

Thanks Mlang.

That cuts it down to two shops, one sort of on the point of the bend as you walk, and one about 100 m further away as you walk away from Bangla Road.

What price did you pay her for FS?

And was it BBFS with CIP, or protected sex?Sure, happy to help.

It was protected, I don't go for BBFS. It was BJ first (with decent skills) and then protected FS. She moaned in a way that turned me on so much, and it seemed genuine. And I'm not generally into too much moaning, or fake moaning, where the girl is essentially trying to make you cum and leave as soon as possible. It seemed real and she was in no rush to end it.

Each time I went to see her I paid her 2 K, which of course includes the commission from the shop.

As I didn't know there were several shops with the same name, I can't place the exact spot, but from the way you describe it I'd say it was the shop closer to Bangla. Cheers.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Sure, happy to help.

It was protected, I don't go for BBFS. It was BJ first (with decent skills) and then protected FS. She moaned in a way that turned me on so much, and it seemed genuine. And I'm not generally into too much moaning, or fake moaning, where the girl is essentially trying to make you cum and leave as soon as possible. It seemed real and she was in no rush to end it.

Each time I went to see her I paid her 2 K, which of course includes the commission from the shop.

As I didn't know there were several shops with the same name, I can't place the exact spot, but from the way you describe it I'd say it was the shop closer to Bangla. Cheers.Thanks mlang, you've provided some great information and its enough to show what is easily available for others.

Of course, as you would already likely know, and other must learn, it is heavily YMMV.

Let me try to sum up what you've written in a simple way, and analyse it too.

You definitely got an interest and connection with Yern, one that was maybe just a little bit more than the size of your wallet and likely spend. LOL.

It was most likely not FOaM at all, and true YMMV interest, but one can never tell, as these girls quickly become masters even at a young age of picking up clues.

She did likely tell you one lie, the one that she is going home soon, as that is often said to encourage frequent and fast returns, setting up the old FOMO in you.

Another positive tick was the price for the service, you know how price negotiations went, and how "attractive" or otherwise you are which Yern undoubtedly used to set her price.

If you easily got to 2000 baht including the house fee, then Yern wanted it to happen, as that is definitively under the odds for that area, as it would normally be 2000 to her plus shop fee.

A 20/21 yo thin attractive SYT is somewhat of a rarity on that strip, it has to be searched for, and it would easily charge a premium, which maybe didn't happen for you.

Given you were picking up easily along the beach for drinks and food freebies, my guess is that you are likely a true "hansum man".

[SinnerJeff]

This report is slightly delayed and long.

I travelled in November 2024. Visa on arrival for Indians was a blessing but after disembarking and seeing the huge crowd at passport control, I realized that it was a blessing for all the Russians and other international tourists as well.

Maybe because of me and my friend's corrupt minds, we were looking to somehow skip the queue and we saw some Thai interns controlling the crowds and we proceeded to ask them for any possibility for a fast track queue. She thought about it for a few seconds and then asked us to follow her. She took us to the last counter, near the offices for the customs officials, and led us to a lady officer waiting outside the office.

The lady officer enquired about how many we were and said that it was 100 Baht per person. She asked for one person to join in the office with the cash ready. We had anticipated the need for Baht and had some converted at an exchange at Singapore on the way to Phuket. I went in and paid for the same, she then led us to a passport control cubicle which had only one person in front whereas the others had serpentine queues. Passport control was really fast and we were out in 5 minutes. While I am sure this is not an authorized activity, it was really good to have that option.

We stayed at Patong, at the Courtyard. It was just a decent hotel but not the best I have stayed at. My intention was more to check out the MPs in Patong, more than bring a lady back to the hotel.

1. Old Movenpick Ice cream Spa. (forgot the name).

On google maps, you will see a movenpick (which is now closed) in street view on the Rat Uthit road, easier to understand is that it's right opposite Christin's, which is famous and everyone knows. I forgot the name of the place. The ladies outside were for pulling you in, but they looked amazing. Me and a friend fell for it, we chose who we needed and went in with them. For the massage itself it was THB 500. Very reasonable, but we knew the negotiations will happen inside.

Inside it was small cubicles with curtains, instead of doors. The ladies asked us to strip and get on the bed, which was on the floor. They came and started a massage without oil and immediately asked the question of extras. I was even shown a card which had a picture of pornstars going at it and the rates were mentioned in it. So for full service it was THB 5500. Frankly the starting point itself was very high, so I decided to not go for it. She realized that I won't go for the FS and I saw her sending a quick message to someone. She suddenly got up and left, and in came another slim MILFish lady (good looking though), and started on an oil massage which was really nice. She didn't drop any hints of extras and I didn't push. Enjoyed the experience and left. The place doesn't have a shower attached, I am not sure if it had one for the customers. Anyway I was headed to my hotel so I took a shower back at the hotel.

Failure 1.

2. Lets Relax Spa on Rat Uthit.

This was the next spot we tried. Remember these were the first few days and we were shy after the first experience and didn't know where to go. I will cut this one short, if you want a nice massage without extras, this is a nice and decent spot. They give a kind of wafer filled with coffee, which I loved and picked the same up from the supermarket at Jungceylon mall. It is almost like Galaxy flutes.

Failure 2.

3. Christin's.

This is a spot that doesn't need much introduction. It is by far the easiest and the safest place to go for a massage with extras. By now, we knew what we wanted and headed there. It's on the first floor. Reached there and it was a fishbowl kind of scene where we were asked to sit and take our time to decide on the preferred lady. It was a very chilled out process and we were not pushed for a fast decision. I decided on one girl, forgot the number assigned to her, but they are all very service oriented and any woman you pick will do her best to not disappoint. She took me upstairs in a lift, took some towels etc on the way to the room. Once she reached the room, before she entered she prayed! I loved that she prayed. Something about that was really nice. Once inside the room, she asked me to undress while she readied the tub which was part of the room. Once the water was filled and soaped she undressed and asked me to get in the tub. She stood outside and cleaned me very well, with soap. It felt like I was being bathed like I was her baby. Felt amazing. She didn't miss anything. Then she got in the tub with me and sat behind me for some time and her hands were all over me.

After that, we came out of the tub and she pointed me to the inflated mat on the floor, and out came the nuru kind of gel. I got the best body slide ever and I was really enjoying it. After the massage for both front and back, we came out of there, she soaped me up in the wet area and used a hand shower to wash me down and also dried me with the towels.

Before the next part, I have to confess, I usually try and not go for FS, even if I pay for it, because I have anxiety issues after the deed for a minimum of 6 months. I'm sure some of you will understand what I am talking about. So this part is where she took me to the bed after her own shower and the condom came out. I told her that I want a handjob while she looked into my eyes and laid as close to my body. She was surprised that I didn't go for FS, but she understood and said, It's fine and then she did what I asked and gave herself to me for some foreplay which ended with a nice handjob.

Cost: THB 3600 (if I remember correctly) It includes FS.

WIR: I did. Picked the same girl (luckily she was available).

Success 1.

4. Patong Green Massage:

My research was mainly based on Google Maps and this one at Rat Uthit, has an amazing lineup on their website. I had high hopes, but went searching for it. Frankly I don't think the place exists and I wasted time looking for it. It was anyway in a shady alley and I wouldn't have been comfortable going there. If you see this in google maps, ignore it.

5. Nuru Massage Spa (Soi Sansabai).

Another gem. Place was easy to find. No fishbowl here, you enter pay and then they line up for you. Pick one, walk up the stairs whilst enjoying seeing their ass in their skimpy kimonos. Room was decent and had an attached bath. Similar process as Christin's regarding the bath, felt like a baby. Anyway these girls also will not disappoint, I think. The cost was THB 2000, I think. They don't have a huge collection like Christin's but if you are not too choosy you will be happy. I think it was value for money. Again I don't remember her name, just remember she had a diastema, or a gap between her upper central incisors (I am not a dentist, I googled this part! She also has a lot of tattoos, mostly of animals, frogs, scorpions, some antlers etc. Amazing body!

I returned and I picked her again. Both times we went there were no other customers.

There was one Nuru massage in Rat Uthit, but it did not seem appealing, so I didn't go there.

If I go back to Phuket, I think I will stick to these places as these are sureshot.

I had read the ISG forums before I left for Phuket and these were the suggestions from most people, but I decided to try other places anyway. In the forums someone had talked about the Sammy's for Banh MI, it was an amazing suggestion and I loved the place. If you gurs travel to Phuket, do try.

I went to a few Michelin recommended places.

1. Day and Night of Phuket, is a really nice place. Its at old town. Grab takes about 30 minutes to reach. Do try the Hokkaido Strawberry Cheesecake. Lovely stuff.

2. A Pong Mae Sunee. Again old town. This is a street food vendor who has been getting Michelin stars for years. Four of us went there and they were ready to take an order. I read somewhere that the bread-like thing that they cook are a set of 6, and I ordered 2. They asked me to come after 1 hour. We went to a head shop nearby, it was on the first floor, and the two gentlemen fixed us up with a nice joint. I had difficulty walking down the stairs after this. It was noon when we went and the heat was killing. We headed to A Pong Mae and they immediately recognized us and called us forward. They gave me 2 rolls of it and asked for THB 5 (or 10) not more. I realized that I fucked up as I was expecting 12 rolls, but anyway we had a mini fight between the four of us to have it, and maybe because if it, it tasted amazing. Please do visit. It's really good. Please check timings in google before you go.

3. Big Boys Burger club, Patong.

There is one in Kamala as well but I didn't go there. They have amazing burgers. I would highly recommend the "big boy". They also had Paulaner beer which is a personal favourite and unavailable in India. They also have a range of nice beers.

4. Hey weed.

This is the best place for weed AFAIK in Patong. I am not much of a smoker but wanted to try the legally available stuff in Thailand and the first shop I went to was WeedeN in the OTOP market. The ladies there royally took us for a ride and made us buy a lot of their unsold stock. I can't*blame them, we were tourists who knew nothing and they took the opportunity. Hey weed was different, as they educated us on the different strains and the effects of each. Since we didn't know how to go about it, they volunteered to make us a joint and it was a really nice experience. THB 250-300 per joint.

We also tried the club scene in patong.

1. Full moon party:

There was a full moon party at Paradise beach. We took a cab there and there was a queue for the tickets. Cost was THB 1700 (if I remember correctly) per person including one drink. The trip from the ticketing office to the beach was by their own vehicles as it was some distance away the ride was covered in the ticket rates. I wasn't looking to pick anyone up and maybe because of that, I didn't notice any ladies who were ready to be picked up. The DJ was really nice and we had a fun night. The trip back was difficult as grab guys were not allowed in till the ticketing office. We had to negotiate with taxis that were there and they made a killing.

2. Illuzion.

We went to Illuzion the next day. Security was abysmal as no one was getting checked. It was packed and we went in and saw the same DJ as the one at the Full moon party playing there, so the music was amazing. Here, the possibilities were endless from the door itself, there was a line of nice ladies giving you the eye. * If any of you gents need to go to a place to pick someone up, this is a great option. I can't comment on the prices as I didn't indulge.

The OTOP market area has a setup with small shack-like bars. I went alone to one of them one evening and sat after ordering a beer. The owner was a lady and she went around talking to the patrons, and finally reached me. Asked where I am from and talked about general stuff. She helped me with my second pint. The ladies serving there were good looking ladies but I didn't get the vibe of them being available and I was*not inclined to bring them to my hotel, so I didn't broach the subject. The owner then came around with her ipad and asked me to be the DJ, for which I was really happy, I was playing all my favourite songs for a while. She told me during my third pint that Indians usually don't drink much, instead they ask for women directly and that she found that to be a turn off.

But I loved the vibe there. Please do visit if you have time.

Currency exchanges were all over the place. Slight differences were there in the rates, but did not*find any alarming mismatches in rates.

[SlapShot10]

I've been here for a week and will leave a brief report.

First, thanks to Mlang for the tip about Yern at Benz. I have walked the area a few times and not noticed any girl fitting her description at any of the three locations.

However, I just finished a session at Decare Spa (White and Gold sign across from Hippie Road bar, towards Jungceylon), between Sleep With Me Hotel and Amata Hotel. Her name is Net, very cute face, left forearm tattooed and tattoo behind her right ear. Probably mid to late 20's. 400 THB for 1-hour oil massage. She gave an amazing massage; strong and enjoyable. She threw out 5000 THB and a laugh for FS. Then she said 3000. I said I'd give her 2000 (I paid 400 + 1500 a few nights ago a block or so away, but there was no massage). She countered with 2500, 2200, and we settled on the 2000. CBJ CFS. She didn't want to do doggy but also wasn't a squirmer or pull-away type. No DFK. So, nothing spectacular but the combination of a great massage and her pretty face was enough for me. Body is decent. No visible baby damage, standard non-fit but not fat, small boobs, but overall nothing to complain about. I had noticed her a couple times prior. Oh, worth mentioning is that I ended up searching her out because I went into Christin Massage and it was a joke. 3600 THB for 75-min soapy massage and FS. 30-35 women in the tank, none of which were of any interest to me.

Address might be close to: 189 Rat Uthit Song Roi Pi Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150, Thailand.

Observations from the week...

Harem seems like the spot to go if you are with a group and want a club-type atmosphere and don't mind spending a bit more. I don't seem to have too much fun there as a solo, but I can see the appeal. For a solo, I'd recommend Suzy Wong. Not breaking news by any means but you can usually squeeze into a stage stool seat, pay 200 THB per beer, 250 THB per girl drink, spank some cuties with the foam sticks, and have a good time by yourself. Now, you won't be saving any money and the take-out seems to be 1500 THB to the bar + 6 drinks + 5000 THB for one hour at your hotel. All night is 2000 THB to the house + 8000 THB to the girl until 7 or 8am. I could be slightly off on those numbers and possibly YMMV, but that's what I remember. The later you are there, the more everything turns in your favor. One girl offered to leave with me after her shift and bang for 2000 THB. So, if you can burn the midnight oil and keep it going until 4-5am, you might have something nice fall in your lap.

The bars in what on Google Maps is Poseidon Exclusive Club's first floor, where you can find the IQ Bars in front, can be fun for a solo. However, it can get a bit pricey to keep buying shots when you inevitably lose in the bar games. One other spot I'd recommend this time of year is Summer Breeze Hotel's bar. They are open after hours and it is one of the few spots you can count on to watch a 6am NFL game or 7am NCAA Championship game, etc. You can find it walking from Bangla away from the beach, cross the main road, and it's about half a block up on the right. There is also street food and after hours restaurants available in that area. Hooters is an ok spot to kill an hour or two if you are heading out a bit early. Good eye candy and an easy walk or moto ride back to Bangla. There were some cute host girls (AKA sit with you and triple or quadruple your tab) at the bar on the NW corner (left side) entrance to Soi Sea Dragon.

Again, nothing groundbreaking here but wanted to contribute a live field report.

Cheers


*EDIT: I think the 6 drinks factor at Suzy Wong's could have had to do with that was how many she had to sell to hit her shift quota, or something along those lines.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I've been here for a week and will leave a brief report.

First, thanks to Mlang for the tip about Yern at Benz. I have walked the area a few times and not noticed any girl fitting her description at any of the three locations.

However, I just finished a session at Decare Spa (White and Gold sign across from Hippie Road bar, towards Jungceylon), between Sleep With Me Hotel and Amata Hotel. Her name is Net, very cute face, left forearm tattooed and tattoo behind her right ear. Probably mid to late 20's. 400 THB for 1-hour oil massage. She gave an amazing massage; strong and enjoyable. She threw out 5000 THB and a laugh for FS. Then she said 3000. I said I'd give her 2000 (I paid 400 + 1500 a few nights ago a block or so away, but there was no massage). She countered with 2500, 2200, and we settled on the 2000. CBJ CFS. She didn't want to do doggy but also wasn't a squirmer or pull-away type. No DFK. So, nothing spectacular but the combination of a great massage and her pretty face was enough for me. Body is decent. No visible baby damage, standard non-fit but not fat, small boobs, but overall nothing to complain about. I had noticed her a couple times prior. Oh, worth mentioning is that I ended up searching her out because I went into Christin Massage and it was a joke. 3600 THB for 75-min soapy massage and FS. 30-35 women in the tank, none of which were of any interest to me.

Address might be close to: 189 Rat Uthit Song Roi Pi Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150, Thailand.

Observations from the week....Thanks SlapShot for a good field report.

Some nice gems in there about pricing, especially with the Suzy Wong girl that was willing to go after shift end, as that's previously been a very unusual thing.

[YngMong]

Thanks SlapShot for a good field report.

Some nice gems in there about pricing, especially with the Suzy Wong girl that was willing to go after shift end, as that's previously been a very unusual thing.Hey TGT,

I sent you a DM with some questions about diving.

Cheers.

[Stiff6]

I recently had the pleasure of several encounters with Anni at Nuru Spa on Soi Saiyuan in Rawai. The facilities are rather new and nice, they got rooms with a tiled area and an air mattresses. When I came there for the first time, there were 3 or 4 girls on the sofa in the shop window and I picked Anni, who had the sweetest smile (and nice tits). They got a website with photos of the girls, but I do not recognize Anni on any of them. The mamasan gives you the options of nuru or soapie. I always booked nuru, but never really got nuru gel, always some kind of soapy water.

The fun already started when I was showered by Anni, with special attention to my private parts and a little oral, then we went on to the mattress. Anni generously applied the soapy water and we started with me in prone position and her sliding around my backside with all her body. From the beginning on she was not shy, allowed me to touch her and also started kissing. Soon enough we were sliding against each other from all sides and in any position and it was incredibly enjoyable. Despite being all soapy I got a great blowjob and came on the mattress at the end of the hour. There would have been the option to move on to the bed in the room, but I enjoyed the slipping and sliding so much that I passed on the bed.

When I went there for the second time, I thought I'd try a duo. If it's so great with Anni, it should be even greater with another girl added, right? Turned out, it wasn't. I booked 90 min with 2 girls in the Jaccuzzi room. While Anni greeted me like the long missed lover, the other girl ("Dylan" or so) was hesitant to join in with the action, busying herself to prepare more soapie lotion or cleaning away the water from the floor. And when she joined us on the mattress or later in the tub, she didn't allow much touching or kissing. So all in all the second girl was more a distraction than a plus, although there were some lovely moments, being sandwiched between the 2 girls.

Before leaving Rawai, I had another session with Anni, which was as great as the first one. Anni was the best experience of my 3-week vacation in Thailand and a definitive recommendation!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hey TGT,

I sent you a DM with some questions about diving.

Cheers.Thanks YngMong.

I have replied in DM.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I recently had the pleasure of several encounters with Anni at Nuru Spa on Soi Saiyuan in Rawai. The facilities are rather new and nice, they got rooms with a tiled area and an air mattresses. When I came there for the first time, there were 3 or 4 girls on the sofa in the shop window and I picked Anni, who had the sweetest smile (and nice tits). They got a website with photos of the girls, but I do not recognize Anni on any of them. The mamasan gives you the options of nuru or soapie. I always booked nuru, but never really got nuru gel, always some kind of soapy water.

The fun already started when I was showered by Anni, with special attention to my private parts and a little oral, then we went on to the mattress. Anni generously applied the soapy water and we started with me in prone position and her sliding around my backside with all her body. From the beginning on she was not shy, allowed me to touch her and also started kissing. Soon enough we were sliding against each other from all sides and in any position and it was incredibly enjoyable. Despite being all soapy I got a great blowjob and came on the mattress at the end of the hour. There would have been the option to move on to the bed in the room, but I enjoyed the slipping and sliding so much that I passed on the bed.

When I went there for the second time, I thought I'd try a duo. If it's so great with Anni, it should be even greater with another girl added, right? Turned out, it wasn't. I booked 90 min with 2 girls in the Jaccuzzi room. While Anni greeted me like the long missed lover, the other girl ("Dylan" or so) was hesitant to join in with the action, busying herself to prepare more soapie lotion or cleaning away the water from the floor. And when she joined us on the mattress or later in the tub, she didn't allow much touching or kissing. So all in all the second girl was more a distraction than a plus, although there were some lovely moments, being sandwiched between the 2 girls.

Before leaving Rawai, I had another session with Anni, which was as great as the first one. Anni was the best experience of my 3-week vacation in Thailand and a definitive recommendation!Nice review Stiff6.

Was good to catch up, and am happy that for you Nuru Spa turned out well, especially given that my two experiences there had not lived up to expectations.

A question / clarification please, did your sessions involve FS, as I know its not included in the price, and with both my sessions it was not allowed to be added.

[Stiff6]

A question / clarification please, did your sessions involve FS, as I know its not included in the price, and with both my sessions it was not allowed to be added.Sorry, can't answer that question. Based on my previous Nuru experiences, I had assumed that it would be included, but then we had so much fun on the mattress that I decided to finish there, so I don't know.

[Smith7]

Hi SinnerJeff.

Thanks for the FR.

Did you take any lady back to your hotel?

Is Courtyard WG friendly?


This report is slightly delayed and long.

I travelled in November 2024. Visa on arrival for Indians was a blessing but after disembarking and seeing the huge crowd at passport control, I realized that it was a blessing for all the Russians and other international tourists as well.

Maybe because of me and my friend's corrupt minds, we were looking to somehow skip the queue and we saw some Thai interns controlling the crowds and we proceeded to ask them for any possibility for a fast track queue. She thought about it for a few seconds and then asked us to follow her. She took us to the last counter, near the offices for the customs officials, and led us to a lady officer waiting outside the office.

The lady officer enquired about how many we were and said that it was 100 Baht per person. She asked for one person to join in the office with the cash ready. We had anticipated the need for Baht and had some converted at an exchange at Singapore on the way to Phuket. I went in and paid for the same, she then led us to a passport control cubicle which had only one person in front whereas the others had serpentine queues. Passport control was really fast and we were out in 5 minutes. While I am sure this is not an authorized activity, it was really good to have that option.

We stayed at Patong, at the Courtyard. It was just a decent hotel but not the best I have stayed at. My intention was more to check out the MPs in Patong, more than bring a lady back to the hotel.

1. Old Movenpick Ice cream Spa. (forgot the name).

On google maps, you will see a movenpick (which is now closed) in street view on the Rat Uthit road, easier to understand is that it's right opposite Christin's, which is famous and everyone knows. I forgot the name of the place. The ladies outside were for pulling you in, but they looked amazing. Me and a friend fell for it, we chose who we needed and went in with them. For the massage itself it was THB 500. Very reasonable, but we knew the negotiations will happen inside.

Inside it was small cubicles with curtains, instead of doors. The ladies asked us to strip and get on the bed, which was on the floor. They came and started a massage without oil and immediately asked the question of extras. I was even shown a card which had a picture of pornstars going at it and the rates were mentioned in it. So for full service it was THB 5500. Frankly the starting point itself was very high, so I decided to not go for it. She realized that I won't go for the FS and I saw her sending a quick message to someone. She suddenly got up and left, and in came another slim MILFish lady (good looking though), and started on an oil massage which was really nice. She didn't drop any hints of extras and I didn't push. Enjoyed the experience and left. The place doesn't have a shower attached, I am not sure if it had one for the customers. Anyway I was headed to my hotel so I took a shower back at the hotel.

Failure 1.

2. Lets Relax Spa on Rat Uthit.

This was the next spot we tried. Remember these were the first few days and we were shy after the first experience and didn't know where to go. I will cut this one short, if you want a nice massage without extras, this is a nice and decent spot. They give a kind of wafer filled with coffee, which I loved and picked the same up from the supermarket at Jungceylon mall. It is almost like Galaxy flutes.

Failure 2.

3. Christin's.

This is a spot that doesn't need much introduction. It is by far the easiest and the safest place to go for a massage with extras. By now, we knew what we wanted and headed there. It's on the first floor. Reached there and it was a fishbowl kind of scene where we were asked to sit and take our time to decide on the preferred lady. It was a very chilled out process and we were not pushed for a fast decision. I decided on one girl, forgot the number assigned to her, but they are all very service oriented and any woman you pick will do her best to not disappoint. She took me upstairs in a lift, took some towels etc on the way to the room. Once she reached the room, before she entered she prayed! I loved that she prayed. Something about that was really nice. Once inside the room, she asked me to undress while she readied the tub which was part of the room. Once the water was filled and soaped she undressed and asked me to get in the tub. She stood outside and cleaned me very well, with soap. It felt like I was being bathed like I was her baby. Felt amazing. She didn't miss anything. Then she got in the tub with me and sat behind me for some time and her hands were all over me.

After that, we came out of the tub and she pointed me to the inflated mat on the floor, and out came the nuru kind of gel. I got the best body slide ever and I was really enjoying it. After the massage for both front and back, we came out of there, she soaped me up in the wet area and used a hand shower to wash me down and also dried me with the towels.

Before the next part, I have to confess, I usually try and not go for FS, even if I pay for it, because I have anxiety issues after the deed for a minimum of 6 months. I'm sure some of you will understand what I am talking about. So this part is where she took me to the bed after her own shower and the condom came out. I told her that I want a handjob while she looked into my eyes and laid as close to my body. She was surprised that I didn't go for FS, but she understood and said, It's fine and then she did what I asked and gave herself to me for some foreplay which ended with a nice handjob.

Cost: THB 3600 (if I remember correctly) It includes FS.

WIR: I did. Picked the same girl (luckily she was available).

Success 1.

4. Patong Green Massage:

My research was mainly based on Google Maps and this one at Rat Uthit, has an amazing lineup on their website. I had high hopes, but went searching for it. Frankly I don't think the place exists and I wasted time looking for it. It was anyway in a shady alley and I wouldn't have been comfortable going there. If you see this in google maps, ignore it.

5. Nuru Massage Spa (Soi Sansabai).

Another gem. Place was easy to find. No fishbowl here, you enter pay and then they line up for you. Pick one, walk up the stairs whilst enjoying seeing their ass in their skimpy kimonos. Room was decent and had an attached bath. Similar process as Christin's regarding the bath, felt like a baby. Anyway these girls also will not disappoint, I think. The cost was THB 2000, I think. They don't have a huge collection like Christin's but if you are not too choosy you will be happy. I think it was value for money. Again I don't remember her name, just remember she had a diastema, or a gap between her upper central incisors (I am not a dentist, I googled this part! She also has a lot of tattoos, mostly of animals, frogs, scorpions, some antlers etc. Amazing body!

I returned and I picked her again. Both times we went there were no other customers.

There was one Nuru massage in Rat Uthit, but it did not seem appealing, so I didn't go there.

If I go back to Phuket, I think I will stick to these places as these are sureshot.

I had read the ISG forums before I left for Phuket and these were the suggestions from most people, but I decided to try other places anyway. In the forums someone had talked about the Sammy's for Banh MI, it was an amazing suggestion and I loved the place. If you gurs travel to Phuket, do try.

I went to a few Michelin recommended places.

1. Day and Night of Phuket, is a really nice place. Its at old town. Grab takes about 30 minutes to reach. Do try the Hokkaido Strawberry Cheesecake. Lovely stuff.

2. A Pong Mae Sunee. Again old town. This is a street food vendor who has been getting Michelin stars for years. Four of us went there and they were ready to take an order. I read somewhere that the bread-like thing that they cook are a set of 6, and I ordered 2. They asked me to come after 1 hour. We went to a head shop nearby, it was on the first floor, and the two gentlemen fixed us up with a nice joint. I had difficulty walking down the stairs after this. It was noon when we went and the heat was killing. We headed to A Pong Mae and they immediately recognized us and called us forward. They gave me 2 rolls of it and asked for THB 5 (or 10) not more. I realized that I fucked up as I was expecting 12 rolls, but anyway we had a mini fight between the four of us to have it, and maybe because if it, it tasted amazing. Please do visit. It's really good. Please check timings in google before you go.

3. Big Boys Burger club, Patong.

There is one in Kamala as well but I didn't go there. They have amazing burgers. I would highly recommend the "big boy". They also had Paulaner beer which is a personal favourite and unavailable in India. They also have a range of nice beers.

4. Hey weed.

This is the best place for weed AFAIK in Patong. I am not much of a smoker but wanted to try the legally available stuff in Thailand and the first shop I went to was WeedeN in the OTOP market. The ladies there royally took us for a ride and made us buy a lot of their unsold stock. I can't*blame them, we were tourists who knew nothing and they took the opportunity. Hey weed was different, as they educated us on the different strains and the effects of each. Since we didn't know how to go about it, they volunteered to make us a joint and it was a really nice experience. THB 250-300 per joint.

We also tried the club scene in patong.

1. Full moon party:

There was a full moon party at Paradise beach. We took a cab there and there was a queue for the tickets. Cost was THB 1700 (if I remember correctly) per person including one drink. The trip from the ticketing office to the beach was by their own vehicles as it was some distance away the ride was covered in the ticket rates. I wasn't looking to pick anyone up and maybe because of that, I didn't notice any ladies who were ready to be picked up. The DJ was really nice and we had a fun night. The trip back was difficult as grab guys were not allowed in till the ticketing office. We had to negotiate with taxis that were there and they made a killing.

2. Illuzion.

We went to Illuzion the next day. Security was abysmal as no one was getting checked. It was packed and we went in and saw the same DJ as the one at the Full moon party playing there, so the music was amazing. Here, the possibilities were endless from the door itself, there was a line of nice ladies giving you the eye. * If any of you gents need to go to a place to pick someone up, this is a great option. I can't comment on the prices as I didn't indulge.

The OTOP market area has a setup with small shack-like bars. I went alone to one of them one evening and sat after ordering a beer. The owner was a lady and she went around talking to the patrons, and finally reached me. Asked where I am from and talked about general stuff. She helped me with my second pint. The ladies serving there were good looking ladies but I didn't get the vibe of them being available and I was*not inclined to bring them to my hotel, so I didn't broach the subject. The owner then came around with her ipad and asked me to be the DJ, for which I was really happy, I was playing all my favourite songs for a while. She told me during my third pint that Indians usually don't drink much, instead they ask for women directly and that she found that to be a turn off.

But I loved the vibe there. Please do visit if you have time.

Currency exchanges were all over the place. Slight differences were there in the rates, but did not*find any alarming mismatches in rates.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Very comprehensive review SinnerJeff, loved it, thank you.

I can add some points.

Big Boys Burgers is my favorite, they have a third branch now open in Rawai (since December).

The banh mi at Sammys is also a regular stop.

Food in Old Town is awesome, especially the regional southern Thai dishes.

Christins for me is to be avoided, so I'm happy you liked it.

The price quoted to you of 5500 baht was outrageous, and I'm sad to say likely ethnicity driven as an opportunity to make you overpay.

Nuru massage is and always will be for me a value for money and services provided favorite.

It doesn't have sex included, tho it can often be paid as an extra with the girl.

But I regularly find I'm very happy with just the mutual oral.

Illuzion is legendary for freelancers, and are high prices generally.

There is also White Room on Bangla, more intimate and also full of ladies.


This report is slightly delayed and long.

I travelled in November 2024. Visa on arrival for Indians was a blessing but after disembarking and seeing the huge crowd at passport control, I realized that it was a blessing for all the Russians and other international tourists as well.

Maybe because of me and my friend's corrupt minds, we were looking to somehow skip the queue and we saw some Thai interns controlling the crowds and we proceeded to ask them for any possibility for a fast track queue. She thought about it for a few seconds and then asked us to follow her. She took us to the last counter, near the offices for the customs officials, and led us to a lady officer waiting outside the office.

The lady officer enquired about how many we were and said that it was 100 Baht per person. She asked for one person to join in the office with the cash ready. We had anticipated the need for Baht and had some converted at an exchange at Singapore on the way to Phuket. I went in and paid for the same, she then led us to a passport control cubicle which had only one person in front whereas the others had serpentine queues. Passport control was really fast and we were out in 5 minutes. While I am sure this is not an authorized activity, it was really good to have that option..

[Eterna111]

I passed Lucky Massage and there were a few girls out front but they were chill, they weren't doing too much, and I caught eyes with one and she just gave me a sultry look like usual but didn't try to grab me or squeal as I walked by. I asked her name and said I might be back, so I went and ate and drank and thought about it. I walked back and went for it. She was tall and had a very cute face. I had an inkling something was different, that 6th sense men just have, but my curiosity whispered to keep going.

She comes back with her little kit and we start messing around and by this time after the fake tits (which were incredible BTW) I knew she was a lady boy. So I just asked and she said yes, but then when she took off her clothes there was new plumbing. Honestly it felt really similar and from what I could see in the dim light it looked pretty normal too. These south east Asian doctors must be artists.I think I had this exact trans girl at Lucky in Batong try to give me a normal massage yesterday, but then stopped when I didn't want anything "special", and she had "no power" to give me the oil massage I had paid for. And all the normal masseuses were busy, so I basically wasted 400 THB.

She is tall, pretty, looks a bit like a ladyboy and has amazing, big fake boobs. And if it's the same person you're talking about, that's strange, because to me she said she's a real girl, but with "tall parents".

[Priint]

I read all the great information from TGT and others (thanks all for sharing) and decided to hit the Nuru spot at Soi Sansabai. I contacted them on WhatsApp and they shared a few photos. I really liked Natty and decided to book her. When I met her she was even better looking than the photo. Not slim but nice curves and not fat at all- perfect body. She spoke good English too, which was a plus. Session started with a nice shower and then back massage with the gel. It felt great. She then asked me to turn over and did some short rubbing before putting on the cover. I am not a huge fan of the cover but decided to go with it as I was really enjoying it. After a combination HJ / BJ I popped and it was very pleasurable overall. Only complaint was that the actual massage was very short maybe all of 5 minutes! In hindsight I should have booked the 70 minute session I guess.

After the massage I went to Sanny's for the Tofu Banh Mi, which was simply amazing. I've had many Banh Mi's from all over and this is definitely in the Top 3 for sure.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I read all the great information from TGT and others (thanks all for sharing) and decided to hit the Nuru spot at Soi Sansabai. I contacted them on WhatsApp and they shared a few photos. I really liked Natty and decided to book her. When I met her she was even better looking than the photo. Not slim but nice curves and not fat at all- perfect body. She spoke good English too, which was a plus. Session started with a nice shower and then back massage with the gel. It felt great. She then asked me to turn over and did some short rubbing before putting on the cover. I am not a huge fan of the cover but decided to go with it as I was really enjoying it. After a combination HJ / BJ I popped and it was very pleasurable overall. Only complaint was that the actual massage was very short maybe all of 5 minutes! In hindsight I should have booked the 70 minute session I guess.

After the massage I went to Sanny's for the Tofu Banh Mi, which was simply amazing. I've had many Banh Mi's from all over and this is definitely in the Top 3 for sure.Condom at Nuru on Sansabai? WTF!

I've never had a provider there ask for a condom for oral play, it's just not nuru.

So sorry to hear that for you.

[SimpleGuy85]

Had been to Patong 2 years ago and had a buffet of street walkers, most working their corners with clean / convenient rooms a stone throw away in back alleys of the main walking street. I have been here for the past week and all seem to have disappeared. Is there something I have missed?

Last time I was here I had some memorable times, especially across the road from a hotel sleep with me. A stunner with natural assets who took me to her place and offered massage and a slice of heaven. I repeated her twice before flying out. No such experiences this time, it was all bars or massage parlours.

[AntonySun1996]

Sorry for asking this dumb question, but does anyone know if there are any reliable websites for finding Russian girls on Phuket? I'm into slavic girls and I've done mongering in Ukraine and Russia, but never in Thailand.

There are tons of Russians here and I'm sure at least some of the Russian girls don't mind making some extra money.

Thank you in advance.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Sorry for asking this dumb question, but does anyone know if there are any reliable websites for finding Russian girls on Phuket? I'm into slavic girls and I've done mongering in Ukraine and Russia, but never in Thailand.

There are tons of Russians here and I'm sure at least some of the Russian girls don't mind making some extra money.

Thank you in advance.Look up Massage Republic website for professional working girls, Tinder (for causal tourist Slavic girl hookups), and ThaiFriendly (yes it has some Russians working through it).

[AntonySun1996]

Look up Massage Republic website for professional working girls, Tinder (for causal tourist Slavic girl hookups), and ThaiFriendly (yes it has some Russians working through it).Will look into them. Thanks a ton.

[WanderingWhere]

Currently here in Patong, day 4 of 6.

Took it easy 1st 2 nights, but did call into S Wongs & Harem around midnight to check out the gogo girls. I was a bit disappointed by the quality if I'm honest. After visiting BKK and being spoilt by the quality and quantity of girls there. There are some diamonds in the rough, so good luck hunting them down.

Anyhow, got chatting to one of the girls in Harem, and she said ST rate was 6 k plus bar fine, so after adding this all up with Lady drinks you are looking at around 9 k, which seems crazy to me.

Plenty of FLs stood about on Bangla Rd, in particular outside Celebrity Ink, but the whole scene on Bangla was off putting to me, too loud, too busy, getting jostledand hassled all the time. I must be getting old (I'm mid 50's).

The next day took an afternoon visit to phuket town to check out the massage scene. Arrived at Alice's just as a mini bus of Korean gentlemen were walking in. So that was an avoid for me. Walked down to Katherine's, but it.

Was shut, time was just after 4 pm. There are quite a few massage venues dotted around here. I called into 2 others to see the line ups, hut because it was so early, noone took my fancy. The price for 60 minutes with a girl is only 1500 baht however, bargain!

That night, back in Patong, I was in one of the many bars and its clear there are many opportunities to be had here with the servers. I hit it off with a mid 30's girl, so after her shift finished at 3 am, she came to my hotel. Price was 3 k for long time stay over and morning action. Admittedly I had been buying her drinks during the evening, but this is a much better option than the gogos, and allows for a more personal experience building rapport beforehand. There are so many bars in Patong you will find one which suits you and see what girls are available.

The next evening I booked a girl off Thai friendly. The price for 90 minutes at my hotel was 3000 baht plus 300 taxi, she came from phuket town. 28 yrs old, trained massuer, she was fantastic in all respects. I always try to have fun with the girls, making them drinks in my room, putting some music on to create the right mood. Because she was a trained massuer she gave a full on bone cracking massage after sex, deep foot, leg, neck and back. Pulling me around and placing me in all sorts of contorded positions, just great!

I was still getting texts off my bar girl wanting to meet again, but I was too done from my early evening visit.

The next day was spent surfing Thai friendly again, this time I booked another late 20's girl. Absolute stunner, tiny body and frame, large natural breasts. It transpired she had a son, but no sign of stretch marks on her belly. Her price for 60 minutes to my room was 3000 baht, but she was a 9 out of 10 in my book. She gave OWO, I licked her out for ages, and it was a delight to see her reach climax. She said after this doesn't happen often, but I guess she says that to everyone LOL.

After our session, she was happy to hang out in my room, drinking vodka with me, and telling me her life story. Basically she supports her whole family including mum / dad and her son financially paying for loans on cars and farm equipment. She says she can never have a BF, unless he's super rich of course and happy to support her family. I found this a bit sad tbh, I hope that one day her fortune changes, I dare say it will.

I. headed back to my bar girl to say Hi afterwards, she was keen to come back again, but I needed some rest!

Final 2 nights here in Patong, I will go for another bargirl option, Follow me bar seems to have a few options, or I may just go the Thai friendly route again.

Happy hunting.

[Newton York]

Having done Nana, Soi Cowboy, etc to death in Bangkok, I'd like try to out the bar girls in Phuket. Never having been to Phuket at all, as I understand it the cost is on average cheaper than Bangkok. But also that it's supposed to be more chill and relaxed. Would anyone say that's so? Spread across a wide area of Phuket, meaning there's more bars to explore than Bangkok's more concentrated spots?

[AggieDad1]

Having done Nana, Soi Cowboy, etc to death in Bangkok, I'd like try to out the bar girls in Phuket. Never having been to Phuket at all, as I understand it the cost is on average cheaper than Bangkok. But also that it's supposed to be more chill and relaxed. Would anyone say that's so? Spread across a wide area of Phuket, meaning there's more bars to explore than Bangkok's more concentrated spots?I liked Phuket, was there in 2018. There is a lot to do there during the day. PiPi island and Maya bay were great. While it may be more chill and relaxed than Bangkok that isn't saying much. I felt like it was too much of a tourist town. Probably will go back some day and if you have not been you should go.

[HorseTrader]

Having done Nana, Soi Cowboy, etc to death in Bangkok, I'd like try to out the bar girls in Phuket. Never having been to Phuket at all, as I understand it the cost is on average cheaper than Bangkok. But also that it's supposed to be more chill and relaxed. Would anyone say that's so? Spread across a wide area of Phuket, meaning there's more bars to explore than Bangkok's more concentrated spots?Phuket has different areas with different vibes. There is nothing chill or low price about Bangla Road in Patong. Other areas, such as Rawai, are very different from Bangla road. Note that I haven't been there since 2023.

[TwatHunter]

Planning a trip out and booked a very nice air be&be in Patong Tower. I know the building has around the clock security, I haven't been able to find much about bringing girls in, in my case probably more than once a day. Anyone stayed here or know if they care? Typically I stir towards buildings that don't have 24 hour goons but this location was great and the unit itself is pretty damn nice. TIA and happy hunting, fellas.

[Newton York]

Planning a trip out and booked a very nice air be&be in Patong Tower. I know the building has around the clock security, I haven't been able to find much about bringing girls in, in my case probably more than once a day. Anyone stayed here or know if they care? Typically I stir towards buildings that don't have 24 hour goons but this location was great and the unit itself is pretty damn nice. TIA and happy hunting, fellas.I don't know man, I think your major concern with Patong Tower now are afters shocks, or another quake. Who knew Thailand could be rocked by a quake? The world don't make no more sense.

[Alex Dee]

Stayed at Absolute Bangla suites in Patong, great location, nice large rooms and sound proof. Cleaning of the place could be better. Bangla road was horrible and not my scene at all, worst than Pattaya. Lots of street walkers asking for 5 k upwards including lady boys and Post Op's, so be very careful guys. Will be staying well away from this place in future.

Bars also rip offs, 3 k upwards bar fine and 6 k ST upwards cost to the girl. Again not my cup of tea.

Gave up and just enjoyed the touristy stuff and the FL's from TF. Only did ST and going rate was 2 k. Illusions had a loads of FL's too but did not indulge.

[TwatHunter]

Stayed at Absolute Bangla suites in Patong, great location, nice large rooms and sound proof. Cleaning of the place could be better. Bangla road was horrible and not my scene at all, worst than Pattaya. Lots of street walkers asking for 5 k upwards including lady boys and Post Op's, so be very careful guys. Will be staying well away from this place in future.

Bars also rip offs, 3 k upwards bar fine and 6 k ST upwards cost to the girl. Again not my cup of tea.

Gave up and just enjoyed the touristy stuff and the FL's from TF. Only did ST and going rate was 2 k. Illusions had a loads of FL's too but did not indulge.Whelp, looks like I'll be using TF too. How were the girls? Did they match their pictures? I had read about the Gogo and beer bars being expensive this year but the prices are just crazy. People must be paying though. I'the expect BKK and Pattaya to follow suit or hopefully, Patong to return to normal.

[wizzard]

Whelp, looks like I'll be using TF too. How were the girls? Did they match their pictures? I had read about the Gogo and beer bars being expensive this year but the prices are just crazy. People must be paying though. I'the expect BKK and Pattaya to follow suit or hopefully, Patong to return to normal.Been a long time way from patong. Hope someone can help.

[HorseTrader]

Bangla road was horrible and not my scene at all, worst than Pattaya. Lots of street walkers asking for 5 k upwards including lady boys and Post Op's, so be very careful guys. Will be staying well away Bangla Road has always been a little more expensive than other Thailand areas for comparable beauty. But it typically had prettier girls than other areas. That's comparing pre COVID Soi Sea Dragon to Nana Plaza. In 2020 my Soi Sea Dragon bar fines were about 1200 or 1500. Nothing close to the 3000 that you mention. Girl fees were about 3500 to 4000 then.

[Masseys1]

Ok hopefully I'm posting this on the correct thread. If not my apologies. We have a few questions. For starters we are staying at kudo beach resort. We almost booked holiday in resort but finally chose Kudo beach. A couple questions. We plan on doing bangla road, massage parlors, and doing day trips to the islands, big Buddah, old Phuket etc. Would it be best to rent a car, or just take cabs? For ladies as a couple the best bet being FLs or bar girls? Lastly we will be hitting up massage parlors. Any recommendations for FS? Any help would be awesome guys!

[GDreams]

Ok hopefully I'm posting this on the correct thread. If not my apologies. We have a few questions. For starters we are staying at kudo beach resort. We almost booked holiday in resort but finally chose Kudo beach. A couple questions. We plan on doing bangla road, massage parlors, and doing day trips to the islands, big Buddah, old Phuket etc. Would it be best to rent a car, or just take cabs? For ladies as a couple the best bet being FLs or bar girls? Lastly we will be hitting up massage parlors. Any recommendations for FS? Any help would be awesome guys!The islands are not very interesting and take up all your day.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Stayed at Absolute Bangla suites in Patong, great location, nice large rooms and sound proof. Cleaning of the place could be better. Bangla road was horrible and not my scene at all, worst than Pattaya. Lots of street walkers asking for 5 k upwards including lady boys and Post Op's, so be very careful guys. Will be staying well away from this place in future.

Bars also rip offs, 3 k upwards bar fine and 6 k ST upwards cost to the girl. Again not my cup of tea.

Gave up and just enjoyed the touristy stuff and the FL's from TF. Only did ST and going rate was 2 k. Illusions had a loads of FL's too but did not indulge.AD, your quotes on Bangla Road street walker prices, and bargirls at 3 K barfines or more plus 5 K ST plus are extremely difficult to believe as they are not the going rates at all, except for maybe the top end gogos like Harem and Suzy Wongs. Can you provide some bar names or side sois of bangla where you hit those prices?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Ok hopefully I'm posting this on the correct thread. If not my apologies. We have a few questions. For starters we are staying at kudo beach resort. We almost booked holiday in resort but finally chose Kudo beach. A couple questions. We plan on doing bangla road, massage parlors, and doing day trips to the islands, big Buddah, old Phuket etc. Would it be best to rent a car, or just take cabs? For ladies as a couple the best bet being FLs or bar girls? Lastly we will be hitting up massage parlors. Any recommendations for FS? Any help would be awesome guys!Just take cabs, tuk tuks, or Grab.

Don't drive.

Freelancers would be better bets as a couple than bargirls, tho gogo girls will often have a higher proportion of good looking bisexual girls.

[Ajashi]

Ok hopefully I'm posting this on the correct thread. If not my apologies. We have a few questions. For starters we are staying at kudo beach resort. We almost booked holiday in resort but finally chose Kudo beach. A couple questions. We plan on doing bangla road, massage parlors, and doing day trips to the islands, big Buddah, old Phuket etc. Would it be best to rent a car, or just take cabs? For ladies as a couple the best bet being FLs or bar girls? Lastly we will be hitting up massage parlors. Any recommendations for FS? Any help would be awesome guys!Actually better than grab is to use bolt or indrive. Mch faster and cheaper. Big Buddha is closed.

[Vendelo]

It's not a thing at all in Rawai.

I've especially never heard it at all at Pleasure Dome.

Most likely she didn't want to go with him.I'll give her a shot and report back (fingers crossed).

[Alex Dee]

AD, your quotes on Bangla Road street walker prices, and bargirls at 3 K barfines or more plus 5 K ST plus are extremely difficult to believe as they are not the going rates at all, except for maybe the top end gogos like Harem and Suzy Wongs. Can you provide some bar names or side sois of bangla where you hit those prices?TGT. Wish I could remember the names of the 2 bars I had experienced this. It was the on main Bangla rather than side soi's.

[MisterBob]

Was at Harem for a bit last night and a girl wanted me to get 15 lady drinks for short time or 20 for long time before being getting bar fined. Surely didn't go through with it but am now curious about a reasonable amount of lady drinks you should get the girl your interested in.

[Newton York]

Why do you guys have to keep doing this? Can't you guys be respectful in Thailand? Stop being so douchy man, just stop it. I know one of you here must be that guy, but look at around 4:51, that's where he gets his ass beat. I love it when a Thai local beats the shit out of you disrespectful douches. Don't be so high and mighty. Let's have some respect for the Thai people. Cause without them, fat old fucks me like would never be able to get laid. I need Thailand for sex. So just be cool everyone. Just be cooooool.

This might be the only time I've ever seen karma actually happen. Should happen more often

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuayThai/s/2Rt66K3UBJ

I don't know if this is Pattaya, or Phuket, or wherever, but that's the glorious part of Thailand, it don't matter. There's hot pussy everywhere!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Why do you guys have to keep doing this? Can't you guys be respectful in Thailand? Stop being so douchy man, just stop it. I know one of you here must be that guy, but look at around 4:51, that's where he gets his ass beat. I love it when a Thai local beats the shit out of you disrespectful douches. Don't be so high and mighty. Let's have some respect for the Thai people. Cause without them, fat old fucks me like would never be able to get laid. I need Thailand for sex. So just be cool everyone. Just be cooooool.

This might be the only time I've ever seen karma actually happen. Should happen more often

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuayThai/s/2Rt66K3UBJ

I don't know if this is Pattaya, or Phuket, or wherever, but that's the glorious part of Thailand, it don't matter. There's hot pussy everywhere!Pattaya Soi 6, outside Where Angels Play bar.

And the gentleman (hmmm) was identified as Israeli.

[BeetaLonger]

Hi,

Visiting Phuket next week for 3 days.

I have booked Patong resort as it's near Bangla street, also nuru on Soi Sansabai.

Just 3 days and going to do a bit of touristy things also so not looking to travel much for mongering.

With above in mind.

1. "Patong Resort" is monger friendly?

2. Any place at Rawai where we can monger at a room attached to the bar itself. (Not needing extra hotel booking.)

Happy mongering.

[RysZardo]

Hi, I d like to ask about best massage place with sex in Phuket Town, I used to go pretty often to Katherine massage, but they are closed now. I ve never been in any other place in this area, which one do you recommend? I got pictures from Angel massage manager yesterday, but to be honest I didn't like their girls. Of course I m going to go there and check girls by myself, but maybe you can save me some time and recommend some shop. Thanks.

I was recenlty in Rawaii, checking massage girls I entered nuru massage and kimono and I didn't choose any girl. Maybe I m picky, but girls were very average and 35+. I prefer younger girls. I heard nuru massage in Patong is better but it s far from my place.

[Masseys1]

Flew in last night. 28 hour flight. Thanks to the man who recommended compression socks! We damn sure needed them. Went detroit to Seoul, then korean air to Phuket. Loved Korean air by the way. Decent food, cute attendants, and nice plane. Landed at 10 pm. Went quickly through customs and then an hour ride to the Yorkshire. As we slept a ton on planes we decided to go out to Bangla Road. Wow. Crazy ass place and we loved it. Got beers, walked all over and ate some food (pad krapow? Wife after some beers decided lets get a FL. As a heads up to other couples this was not that easy. None of them approached us at all. Most on their phones occasionally looking up. After 3 failed tries wife chats up a hot ish one that says she has a girlfriend at home. Bingo and game on. She asked for 6000, we settled on 5000. This may or may not be a bad price we really don't know. Had a blast with her. After the pounding session she hung out and had drinks with us. Finally got to bed at 530 am. We are on day two now and we are going to try a go go bar tonight. Will update. We LOVE it here so far!

[Masseys1]

We hung out at pool most of the day, went out for lunch, and drank alot of beer. Decided to try go go bars. We decided after reading reviews to try Harem and Suzy Wongs. Started at Harem. No charge to get in and drinks were 170 baht I think. Came in and sat down and noticed 4 other couples. Girls dancing topless and full nude on small narrow stages. Girls all super hot. Guy sitting next to us is fingering dancer under her panties. Thought well that's a good start to the night! Unfortunately it wasnt at all what we wanted and ill explain why. The girls did not go to any couples at all. Not once. Single guys come in and they were all over them. After 2 drinks decided to go. We have been mongering together for 20 years and are used to the fact that this can happen and totally understand that. All other couples left before we did. We decided not to even ask charge for bar fine or ladies as it was obvious they weren't interested. On to suzy wongs. Same beer prices and we liked this one much better. They have these black tubes that they smack everyone with and you smack their asses with it. Even hotter girls here mostly full nude. Many couples here and the girls are entertaining them also. We had a blast here. Wife did a private dance with girl she liked and that got hot. Issue is she asked for around 8 k baht between bar fine and her cost. No thanks. Wife said it may have been 9 k baht she wasnt sure. Now these girls are beautiful, but that's just more then we wanted to spend. ID guess it would he cheaper for sure for guys? Anyways had a good time. Called an internet escort agency and paid 4500 for girl. They asked for 1000 more on text to lick wifes pussy LOL. We declined. But she ddi anyways! So night ended well. Tonight we are heading to try a different go go bar. Tomorrow we are doing Phi Phi island and Sunday old Phuket. We will try a massage place here. Maybe nuru. On our street there are tons of places and more up the block heading towards Christins. At BB2 a girl grabbed me already and whispered blow job. May try there. Will update later.

[Alexandra2525]

I was there for a week. I avoided staying in Patong because I prefer a quieter scene. My plan was to take a cab into Patong once or twice but actually never got around to it.

I met up with TGTs and he's a top bloke, we had a beer or two. He's shit at pool though (only joking mate!

I'm not into writing erotic novels as FRs so I'll keep to the pertinent facts.

Beer bars.

This is where most of the action is. Lots of them dotted around.

Ole Bar. Really friendly bar, LDs and normal drink prices very reasonable. I got to know quite a few of the girls here and they were genuinely very friendly. Like with all the bars in Rawai you won't see rows of 7,8 and 9's. There will be quite a few 5's and 6's but always a 7 and above mixed in as well.

Bar fine was 500 and girl was 2000 or 2500 I can't remember. It was late so she was happy to stay the night and gave me a morning blow job. Really nice girl and full on GFE, was snogging my face off in the taxi on the way to my hotel so I knew it would be a good night.

Gilbis Bar.

This is a complex of 5 or 6 bars under one roof. For some reason when I went there were hardly any girls. Had some drinks and left.

Bank Bar. This bar always seems to be busy. Lots of 5's and 6's but some 7's hanging around as well. Same kind of prices as Ole.

Laguna. A number of different bars under one roof. This place is also quite busy and some very decent talent in there and the girls friendly. When the bars close (?1 am) everyone piles into the club right next to it.

More FLs turn up to the club, plenty of 7's. No bar fine at the club and I think I paid 3000 for a girl who I had met earlier at the bar. Again she was happy to stay the night and give a little action in the morning before breakfast.

Thai Friendly. I had great luck with TF and hooked up with a real sweety and ended up seeing her three times. She took 2000 the first time and on subsequent occasions was happy to take even less but I insisted. I think she liked me. On one occasion I wasn't feeling well and so didn't want to hook up but she insisted on coming to see me and wouldn't take any money. We didn't have sex on that occasion as I wasn't well but she just hung out with me to make sure I was ok.

In summary I had an absolute blast, I had loads of little adventures that I haven't even mentioned but Rawai probably isn't for everyone. It's a low key affair and you won't see rows and rows of stunners like I suspect you might in Patong, but the gems are there. I enjoy bar hopping so I was happy to explore.

TFT had told me that things are friendlier, more 'real', less transactional and cheaper in Rawai and he was spot on. I got GFE from every girl I bedded (I took the time to vet them) and they seemed happy to stay LT for very reasonable ST money. It was exactly that kind of experience that I was after and I got it. So big thanks to him again.

Of course as alway YMMV. I'm a friendly guy and I know how to put people at ease. I'm also generous when buying drinks etc and that always helps LOL.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi,

Visiting Phuket next week for 3 days.

2. Any place at Rawai where we can monger at a room attached to the bar itself. (Not needing extra hotel booking.)

Happy mongering.Sorry, just saw this, apologies if I'm too late to advise you.

Most single bar setups throughout Rawai, like Ole Bar, Chill House Bar, Asia Bar and similar, have attached short time room (s) available, usually 500-800 baht.

The bar complexes like Banana Plaza and Gilbis Place have short time rooms also, Banana upstairs, and Gilbis next to toilets, again 500-800 baht.

In fact its one of the hidden bonuses of Rawai bar punting.

Plus any bargirls working Rawai would generally have no issues going back with you to Patong for overnight, just a taxi fare in the morning.

Some bars don't have obvious short time rooms, like Laguna Plaza and Bank Bar, however all the girls know where ones are close by.

Laguna has Rawai Condotel about 100 m walk away, and Bank Bar girls I've known to take customers to the next door massage shops, or even to others bars next door and use theirs!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi, I d like to ask about best massage place with sex in Phuket Town, I used to go pretty often to Katherine massage, but they are closed now. I ve never been in any other place in this area, which one do you recommend? I got pictures from Angel massage manager yesterday, but to be honest I didn't like their girls. Of course I m going to go there and check girls by myself, but maybe you can save me some time and recommend some shop. Thanks.

I was recenlty in Rawaii, checking massage girls I entered nuru massage and kimono and I didn't choose any girl. Maybe I m picky, but girls were very average and 35+. I prefer younger girls. I heard nuru massage in Patong is better but it s far from my place.Thanks for your views.

My personal opinion having lived here and tried all the places available around Rawai, Phuket Town and Patong is to skip chasing massage with sex places like you've been used to when here.

Save that for Bangkok, and Pattaya.

Tho IMO there is one exception, the two Nuru Massage shops in Patong but it doesn't quite match what you want, as it doesn't guarantee to provide sex.

What I've always found is it gives a great erotic and authentic styled nuru massage with good two way mutual interplay allowed, then some girls adding sex on as an extra if they want to.

In Phuket Town the soapie style massge places like Katherines was, amd No Angel, and others dotted aroudn are shit, and over prices.

In Rawai, Kimono and Nuru Massage are even worse, with very often no touching whatsoever allowed, and definitely not sex as a general rule.

In Patong, Christin is overpriced and generally poor quality, leaving just Nuru massage that I personally do enjoy.

[BeetaLonger]

Hi TGT,

Thanks a lot for response m really appreciate. We will try Rawai tomorrow.

We went to Nuru at Patong as per Google map but the center is closed. Hope the Google map has right location for Nuru at Patong.


Sorry, just saw this, apologies if I'm too late to advise you.

Most single bar setups throughout Rawai, like Ole Bar, Chill House Bar, Asia Bar and similar, have attached short time room (s) available, usually 500-800 baht.

The bar complexes like Banana Plaza and Gilbis Place have short time rooms also, Banana upstairs, and Gilbis next to toilets, again 500-800 baht.

In fact its one of the hidden bonuses of Rawai bar punting.

Plus any bargirls working Rawai would generally have no issues going back with you to Patong for overnight, just a taxi fare in the morning.

Some bars don't have obvious short time rooms, like Laguna Plaza and Bank Bar, however all the girls know where ones are close by.

Laguna has Rawai Condotel about 100 m walk away, and Bank Bar girls I've known to take customers to the next door massage shops, or even to others bars next door and use theirs!

[Masseys1]

Hi TGT,

Thanks a lot for response m really appreciate. We will try Rawai tomorrow.

We went to Nuru at Patong as per Google map but the center is closed. Hope the Google map has right location for Nuru at Patong.If you are looking for Nuru on Soi Sansabai it is open. Very hard fo see the small sign and then you go down a small hallway. It looks closed as the shop next to it is.

[BeetaLonger]

Day 1 report Patong.

We arrived today in morning after overnight flight so sleptafter check in.

Staying in Patong resort.

Ventured in evening.

As per forum posts, first went to Nuru at Soi Sansabai. At 4:30 pm as was expecting good choice between 4 to 5. Unfortunately it was closed and there was a person sending us somewhere else. We were not sure so didn't presue. So either the location on Google is wrong or it is closed.

Next we walked around and ended up at Christin little tired from walk in humid heat. I went with Nana and my friend went with Momo.

Great service. For those like me who has never been to soapy massage.

They first give you nice bath in tub with soap water and lot of play and teasing.

Then they place you on an air filled rubber mattress. Soaked with soapy water, with extra soap on top of you and her. She slides over you. First back then front. Skilled they are, its just not sliding but also ensuring that they put right presure on all presure points on the body, which acts as massage. Ofcourse special attention to privates.

Then they move you to bed and all positions sex follows. WOT followed by doggy. Nana's ass was amazing, so I enjoyed view in doggy. Came in missionary.

Had great time. Standard charges of 3600 THB inclusive of everything without need to negotiate etc.

We then went to suzy wang. Superb girls. Played around with them buying them some girl drinks. Followed it with Network, which was crazy loud music and busy. Followed it with Illuzion. Nice music. Sexy FLs ranging from 2 k to 7 k for short time. 7 k being 10 on 10 white skin and curves at right places.

My friend picked up an FL 2 k ST. Nice thighs and ass. Banged her and had great time. Paid 800 thb to hotel as joining fee. Steep but my friends requiring Balcony and Indian food at hotel. Didn't have much choice than Patong resort.

Anyway loved the vibe of Bangala. Expensive but lovely for someone like us from location with no sexy views in open.

More tomorrow.

[TallGuy1983]

Heading out to my first SE Asia trip here in May and will be staying in Patong May 23rd -27th.

Been reading all the info on here and trying to make a plan. Will definitely try the nuru massage place, of course take a spin at Bangla road, but will probably mostly stick to TF. But plans can change, if anyone has any other pointers, I'd appreciate a DM.

I'll be staying at the Hotel Indigo. Looking for scuba and food recommendations also!

[Alexandra2525]

Heading out to my first SE Asia trip here in May and will be staying in Patong May 23rd -27th.

Been reading all the info on here and trying to make a plan. Will definitely try the nuru massage place, of course take a spin at Bangla road, but will probably mostly stick to TF. But plans can change, if anyone has any other pointers, I'd appreciate a DM.

I'll be staying at the Hotel Indigo. Looking for scuba and food recommendations also!Message ThaiGoodTimes on this forum, he runs a scuba outfit and also knows the mongering scene well. You can kill two birds with one stone!

Enjoy.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Heading out to my first SE Asia trip here in May and will be staying in Patong May 23rd -27th.

Been reading all the info on here and trying to make a plan. Will definitely try the nuru massage place, of course take a spin at Bangla road, but will probably mostly stick to TF. But plans can change, if anyone has any other pointers, I'd appreciate a DM.

I'll be staying at the Hotel Indigo. Looking for scuba and food recommendations also!Hit me up about scuba and I will give you the lowdown.

Staying in Patong works OK for scuba, but It's not ideal as you will have big travel times each day to and from (one hour probably each way) to get to Chalong where the dive boats are.

Given that punting is your priority, and TF your focus, then Patong is your best location to stay.

Also you are only in Patong 23-27, so it is probably best for 1, maybe 2 if you want to push it, 3 dive day dive trips.

[RysZardo]

I went around 8 PM on a rainy day to Angel Massage in Phuket Town. Inside, there were about 20 girls — most were around 5-6's, maybe two were 7's. I chose a slightly bigger girl with nerdy glasses. She gave me really great service — I think she liked me, or maybe she's just that good at her job. It was a complete GFE experience, great sex, and honestly hard to find anything to complain about. 1 hour was 2500 baht, all-inclusive. The rooms are in a different building. I'll probably visit Angel again, although so far, I've been having the best time with girls from ThaiFriendly — I get full GFE for 2000 baht, sometimes 3000.

[Masseys1]

Third day we booked Phi Phi Island tour. Had to be in lobby at 8 am, got back around 630 pm. Long day but we both really enjoyed it. Our only complaint was not enough time in some of the locations. Also we had the bad luck of low ride at Maya Bay. You can't touch the water at all during low ride so got to hear the people patrolling it yelling every two seconds over the loudspeaker telling everyone to back up and stop touching the water. Kinda killed the beautiful view with the yelling happening non stop. But again loved the trip. Also did Sunday night old Phuket market. Tons of food vendors on the street at great prices. It is packed though and hard to walk with SO many people. Ok for last rwo days we did the massage parlor, and a FL. For the massage parlors wife went to a non sexual one, and I did the entire walk of happy endings one. I started on our own street of the Yorkshire Inn. Headed down street took a left in front of Patong Bangla road and walked all the way to Chriisrins. I stopped at Luckys, Mamas, Hello Massage, BB2, Benz, etc. ID stop and ask one outside I liked on "eztras". Each one said yes without fail. Issue? Most were only happy ending or blow job. I have zero interest in that. I found one lady at Benz that said yes to boom boom. She asked for 2500 baht. I decided to check christins. Loved the set up and quoted 3600 all in everything included as last post advised as well. I got the soapy massage I really didn't want, then got down to business. Had a blast and pounded her covered in all positions except anal. Gave her a 500 baht tip as I had a great time. We also next day pulled our second FL off Bangla road. First time we talked to her she asked for 6500 baht. We said absolutely no and left. 2 hours later at 1 am when we were headed back she stopped us and said 5000 lets go. No sorry we can do 4000 that's it. She said no and was said no worries bye. As soon as we went to walk away she said 4000 is good. Had a good time with her and she left our room at 8 am.

Out over all thoughts is for a couple we would not return. We prefer the more easier places to monger like Blackbeards in the DR. Very easy to get a girl and prices are good. We don't really like having to ask girls and over and over get told no. Now if I was a single guy ID go here for sure. Probably though Pattaya or Bangkok.

[BeetaLonger]

Day 2.

Next day we visited Patong beach and some places around Rawai.

Visited Nuru massage at Rawai. Nice experience. Everything included apart from FS. They don't keep / use see, so for those looking for covered action avoid this place. Had a bath togather with bird, followed by sensual Nuru massage and lot of mutual play. I did 69 was too sensual to hold back so came in that. No CIM allowed. Girls here are so nice. Ready to please and attentive. They value the customer and give their 100%.

Overall good experience for comparatively lower cost 2. 5 k than Cristin. Very nice place if you are in this part of Phuket.

Staying near Bangala and visiting here just for this message might be challenging knowing the time that goes in traffic.

I wanted to do beer bars in Rawai but other friends were pushing to return to Bangala area for dinner at Indian place so we returned.

Two of the other friends went to Honey massage on PHRA Metta road. Small fish bowl set up. Couple of birds were 7 rest were like 5 / 6. Massage is just for namesake. Post bath after 5 min massage and then action started. They carry see. All positions and everything allowed based on bird's comfort. CBJ was good, my friend confirmed. Missionary, doggy and WoT etc.

Damage 3 k per person for 1 HR. Rooms were like hotel rooms.

I would prefer Christin to Honey as its much more structured and much more fun at similar cost.

After dinner we thought of experimenting weed.

New to it two of us had major issues. I almost spent an hour on the Bangala road, recovering from nausea and vomiting sensation. First 30 min not being able to sit on a stool also. Another friend had stomach issues for almost whole night.

This episode didn't allow us to carry out any other mongering that night.

Another friend who was ok after weed, took an FL around 2:30 am from Newyork bar on Bangala and had great time. 2 k for 3. 5 hrs all positions. Super soft boobs and Nice big ass. Hotel joiner fee 700.

[BeetaLonger]

Day 3.

Recovering from after effects of weed and cursing the person who had suggested us to try it, we woke up and had breakfast.

We had booked a 3 island boat tour today. Enjoyed the day at ocean, swimming, snorkeling and drinking.

Post dinner and some shopping, we moved to Diablo gogo next to Suzy wong. Of all the ones on that road, this one was a bit empty at 10:30 pm. Rest were all aImost jam packed with some second row lousy tables empty. At Diablo, I spent some time with bird name Nana on private show, costs 4 lady drinks so 1 k baht. She was cute. Nice lap dance. Playing around. Fingerling her. Got HJ. She was ready to go out for 5 k. And 1. 5 k bar fine. Didn't negotiate. She was nice probably would have agreed for 3. 5-4.

5 k was steep considering that similar FLs at Illuzion would be 3-3. 5 k.

One of my friend thought Christin was open till 1 am and will take last appointment till 12 midnight. He went there and realized that it was already closed around 11:55 pm. Failure.

We went to Illuzion but FL scene was not great.

Decided to explore some small time massage places which we always saw while walking from our hotel (Patong resort to Bangala road). There are like 7 - 8 of these on Rat you thit which stay open till almost 3:30-4:00 am.

Went to "Say Hi" massage. Nice birds outside. Negotiated all inclusive massage for 2. 5 k. Massage cabins devided by seprators and one can hear action from next cabin. LOL.

No concept of bath. Direct action. Though had good time. 69 action and different position sex. Came in missionary.

Then weird thing happened. The girl miss J went out saying she will be back in a minute. After a minute she came back and started message. When I started chat, I realised that the girl changed and Miss and came in. She gave very Nice massage. Allowed me playground with her a bit and we closed the day with nice head massage. She was so nice to me and girl next door. If I had one extra day there, definately I would have loved a full session with her. May be next time.

My couple of friends went with HJ + BJ and leg massage at just 1. 2 k.

I would suggest to explore these small massage places on**Rat you thit with many nice looking therapist girls hanging outside. They can provide very nice experience with cost as low as 1. 5 - 2 k after 2-2:30 am.

That's it at Phuket.

Thanks a lot everyone in the forum who helped and hope my 3 reports were useful.

Happy mongering everyone.

[VickyMama]

Hi Fellas,

This is my first time in Thailand and I'll be in Phuket for 3 days in Patong and 3 days in Krabi in Aao Nang areas. Request all you experienced folks to suggest me must visit places to make this into a memorable trip. I am looking at incall places and don't want to do the bars and bar fine routine.

Thank you,

Vicky.

[Masseys1]

Hi Fellas,

This is my first time in Thailand and I'll be in Phuket for 3 days in Patong and 3 days in Krabi in Aao Nang areas. Request all you experienced folks to suggest me must visit places to make this into a memorable trip. I am looking at incall places and don't want to do the bars and bar fine routine.

Thank you,

Vicky.Wouldn't consider ourselves experienced in Phuket as we have only been once, but we literally just left end of April. We stayed at the Yorkshire inn by Bangla Rd. We did incall with a escort agency and did Christins. Christin I really enjoyed and didn't have the issues I read on line at all. 3600 all in and a large selection of ladies I thought were 7's. I'm not super picky though! So keep that in mind. I am sure you can get some better advice from some of the vets here though. Good luck!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi Fellas,

This is my first time in Thailand and I'll be in Phuket for 3 days in Patong and 3 days in Krabi in Aao Nang areas. Request all you experienced folks to suggest me must visit places to make this into a memorable trip. I am looking at incall places and don't want to do the bars and bar fine routine.

Thank you,

Vicky.Incall is not really how it works in either Patong or Ao Nang.

In Patong you will find pure incall, but it will be quite a smaller selection.

The selection gets a lot bigger if you consider that nearly all massage shops, and those bars / gogos that have an on site room essentially provide incall, but only after a service ie massage / drinks are purchased. Straight up incall in Patong is pretty much Cristins, Nuru Massage, and some advertising online providers (escort services, and massage republic), including TF girls who have their own room.

In Ao Nang I know of no incall type places, it is all massage shops, and the bars who would only do barfine, or online like TF again to your room.

[Newton York]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G8kVroG894

So, apparently there was some flooding in Phuket recently. Bad enough to be making the news. But nobody here seems to be affected? It's like when there's smog in Chiang Mai or an earthquake in Bangkok, no hobbyists are affected? No one comments on it. Here, in the forums it's like any other day. I'm quite puzzled by this discrepancy. It's a little weird.

I can only come to the conclusion that as hobbyists, we have some kind of super power, whereby bad things and natural disasters don't impede our hobby in any way, shape or form. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love this, I don't even question where this supernatural ability comes from. But I am wondering how it can be so.

If it doesn't affect hobbyists, at the minimum it would certainly touch the lives of the girls right?

This might be true though, cause in the few times I've been to Bangkok, it never flooded, there was no smog, no earthquakes. Just too much sun. Some rain.

Maybe, maybe we do become somewhat god-like when we partake in the hobby. Hmmm, very interesting. Even more reasons to love Thailand then. I keep telling you guys it's paradise, but no one believes me.

[VickyMama]

Incall is not really how it works in either Patong or Ao Nang.

In Patong you will find pure incall, but it will be quite a smaller selection.

The selection gets a lot bigger if you consider that nearly all massage shops, and those bars / gogos that have an on site room essentially provide incall, but only after a service ie massage / drinks are purchased. Straight up incall in Patong is pretty much Cristins, Nuru Massage, and some advertising online providers (escort services, and massage republic), including TF girls who have their own room.

In Ao Nang I know of no incall type places, it is all massage shops, and the bars who would only do barfine, or online like TF again to your room.Thank you for the advice. Will be sure to check out Cristins and other places on Bangla road and then see how it nights evolve.

[Snorlax17]

Hey I am travelling to Phuket / Krabi and Phi Phi. I got few freelancers from Tinder for Phuket but I wanted to know what are the standard rates for a night. Can anyone help me with contacts for Krabi and Phi Phi, the scene seems pretty dry there.

Also how much to pay for a thai massage with BJ?

[Explorer8939]

Hey I am travelling to Phuket / Krabi and Phi Phi. I got few freelancers from Tinder for Phuket but I wanted to know what are the standard rates for a night. Can anyone help me with contacts for Krabi and Phi Phi, the scene seems pretty dry there.

Also how much to pay for a thai massage with BJ?I wouldn't go alone to Phi Phi, you would avoid a lot of sadness by bringing a lady with you.

I suspect that Phuket ladies go to Phi Phi a lot.

If price is your main issue, go to Pattaya.

[Snorlax17]

If you have any contacts for Krabi / Phi Phi please DM. Thanks!


I wouldn't go alone to Phi Phi, you would avoid a lot of sadness by bringing a lady with you.

I suspect that Phuket ladies go to Phi Phi a lot.

If price is your main issue, go to Pattaya.

[HorseTrader]

If you have any contacts for Krabi / Phi Phi please DM. Thanks!The best part of Krabi for mongers is Aonang, the only cluster of appropriate bars to my knowledge is RCA and it has very limited choices. I've only visited Phi Phi twice for one day each trip; I remember zero evidence of local P4P action.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I wouldn't go alone to Phi Phi, you would avoid a lot of sadness by bringing a lady with you.

I suspect that Phuket ladies go to Phi Phi a lot.

If price is your main issue, go to Pattaya.Absolutely correct E8939, if going to Phi Phi take a Phuket freelancer with you, as whilst there is naughty massage with sex, there is no bargirl overnight / long time takeout scene there at all.

In Krabi / Ao Nang there is a reasonable bar and massage scene in a few places that provides in shop naughty massage sex, as well as bargirl provided short and longtime / overnight at RCA.

One hint of warning about RCA, if you are Indian or similar skin color, the girls / ladies there will physically run away, you will have zero luck at all.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hey I am travelling to Phuket / Krabi and Phi Phi. I got few freelancers from Tinder for Phuket but I wanted to know what are the standard rates for a night. Can anyone help me with contacts for Krabi and Phi Phi, the scene seems pretty dry there.

Also how much to pay for a thai massage with BJ?There are no standard rates in Phuket.

The rate asked depends on the ladies quality, where she is (Patong, Rawai, etc), and how she solicits customers.

A massage with BJ, anything from 800 to 1500-2000 will be asked of you.

I would suggest, never pay more than 1000 on top of the massage fee (300-600).

[Sambha14]

Hey everyone my first time posting here, Will be coming to phuket mid June and I want to party as well as pickup freelancers from the clubs, I plan on going to Illuzion, Yona Beach club and Cafe del Mar. I want to know where I can find the best looking girls for the best price and any other places where I can get a bang for my buck.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hey everyone my first time posting here, Will be coming to phuket mid June and I want to party as well as pickup freelancers from the clubs, I plan on going to Illuzion, Yona Beach club and Cafe del Mar. I want to know where I can find the best looking girls for the best price and any other places where I can get a bang for my buck.I'd mainly stick to the nightclubs for good "bang for the buck" priced freelancers.

The beach clubs, especially Yona and Cafe Del Mar are high end pricey, if you find ones there at all in low season.

If you want to hit beach clubs, then you're better off looking at the Patong based beach clubs like Kudo or Fuga and others, or out of town to the south in Kata at Tann or Fira.

[Holyboy92]

Hey everyone my first time posting here, Will be coming to phuket mid June and I want to party as well as pickup freelancers from the clubs, I plan on going to Illuzion, Yona Beach club and Cafe del Mar. I want to know where I can find the best looking girls for the best price and any other places where I can get a bang for my buck.As I finished today my 7 days trip here, I could tell you that some good clubbing places are also Tarboosh, Sugar and late in the night Empire. Its my second visit in Patong for me, first one was before corona when the feeling was much better then now. I came here with mostly the ideea to meet freelancers! Will make a better post later so some to get an overall idea about but don't expect to pay less then 2. 5 k for on average 7. 5☆ girl for ST!

[Sambha14]

As I finished today my 7 days trip here, I could tell you that some good clubbing places are also Tarboosh, Sugar and late in the night Empire. Its my second visit in Patong for me, first one was before corona when the feeling was much better then now. I came here with mostly the ideea to meet freelancers! Will make a better post later so some to get an overall idea about but don't expect to pay less then 2. 5 k for on average 7. 5☆ girl for ST!Okay will wait for your report.

[Holyboy92]

Hello everyone. As I was there 7 days only in Patong, I would write a small review, hope you like it.

So after think if I should go again after 7 years to Patong, I said I will give it a try again. Mainly I went there to meet some nice girls and relaxing, so arrived at 12 during the day, check in went for a coffee, some lunch and then around 6 pm went to have some drinks in Bangla! As its low season there was to not too much busy so was perfectly fine with me! Around 8 you can already feel the atmosphere and Bangla came to live! Crazy music and nice nightlife, some of the gogo bars have some nice girl.

First girl that I meet was a girl I found on thaifriendly, decent girl, I'm not a "perfect handsome" guy but if can rate myself a solid 7. 5 , 33 years old so what can be a 8 for me for others can rate a girl be a 7 or a 10 for others. Paid the girl 2500 bath for ST and was a decent experience. As the night went around 1 am went to Illusion but didn't find what I was looking for, mainly the good one would want 3. 5 k-4 k for ST so I called a night.

Next day. Breakfast (250 baht) good breakfast, little pool on the rooftop and around 3 pm decided to call a girl that I knew on insta for 3 k ST, decent action, I would say the girl was a 8. 5.

Meet another girl in the night for 2. 5 k,freelancer like they said, good experience, not super beautiful but nice girl.

Next days I meanly go in the clubs (Sugar, Tarboosh, Illusion) , nice girl but mostly asking a bigger price then I had my budget plan and as I don't like to negotiate, I just pass. Find a nice girl around 1 am on Insta that was asking 5 k for ST, but I told her its over my budget and she was replay back that she would come for 3 k for ST, so we agree on and can say was my best girl for the whole trip.

The trip was going like this, mainly meeting girl for 2. 5 k and now don't get me wrong, but in eastern Europe I can find also same quality for same or a bit lower price!

Overall I was happy that I had this trip even if didn't meet my full expectations! I went there to meet mostly freelancers, went also to BarraCuda, nice location, prices like in western Europe country but being low season the action was not that great! Patong its nice but became a bit too expensive (2. 7 k accommodation / night low season 4☆ hotel) , as the other said girl range from anywhere from 2 k to 5 k for ST, decent lunch for about 500 baht, beers around 80 baht on Bangla to 120 baht on restaurants!! I know Thailand aims now for quality over quantity but for a mid range tourist I would say you need somewhere between 8 k for a day for a decent experience!

[Holyboy92]

Okay will wait for your report.Well I'm not even a beginner in Phuket and mainly I know about Patong, but sure there are more expert here about Phuket! I wanted almost the same experience like you, going to clubs, meeting freelancers, but now that I look back I would not say no to some beers or gogo bars if paying the bar fine its not an issue!

Also its important to know what's your budget and what you expect (don't expect cheap price for quality never!

Clubs in Patong maybe are the best (Sugar, Illusion, Empire-after 4 am here are the girls that didn't meet anyone until that time).

[SubCmdr]

Couple of tourists got out of pocket and got an EPIC beat down.

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/3040850/drunk-tourists-beaten-up-after-assault-on-woman-in-phuket-bar

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hello everyone. As I was there 7 days only in Patong, I would write a small review, hope you like it.

So after think if I should go again after 7 years to Patong, I said I will give it a try again. Mainly I went there to meet some nice girls and relaxing, so arrived at 12 during the day, check in went for a coffee, some lunch and then around 6 pm went to have some drinks in Bangla! As its low season there was to not too much busy so was perfectly fine with me! Around 8 you can already feel the atmosphere and Bangla came to live! Crazy music and nice nightlife, some of the gogo bars have some nice girl.

First girl that I meet was a girl I found on thaifriendly, decent girl, I'm not a "perfect handsome" guy but if can rate myself a solid 7. 5 , 33 years old so what can be a 8 for me for others can rate a girl be a 7 or a 10 for others. Paid the girl 2500 bath for ST and was a decent experience. As the night went around 1 am went to Illusion but didn't find what I was looking for, mainly the good one would want 3. 5 k-4 k for ST so I called a night.

Next day. Breakfast (250 baht) good breakfast, little pool on the rooftop and around 3 pm decided to call a girl that I knew on insta for 3 k ST, decent action, I would say the girl was a 8. 5.

Meet another girl in the night for 2. 5 k,freelancer like they said, good experience, not super beautiful but nice girl.

Next days I meanly go in the clubs (Sugar, Tarboosh, Illusion) , nice girl but mostly asking a bigger price then I had my budget plan and as I don't like to negotiate, I just pass. Find a nice girl around 1 am on Insta that was asking 5 k for ST, but I told her its over my budget and she was replay back that she would come for 3 k for ST, so we agree on and can say was my best girl for the whole trip.

The trip was going like this, mainly meeting girl for 2. 5 k and now don't get me wrong, but in eastern Europe I can find also same quality for same or a bit lower price!

Overall I was happy that I had this trip even if didn't meet my full expectations! I went there to meet mostly freelancers, went also to BarraCuda, nice location, prices like in western Europe country but being low season the action was not that great! Patong its nice but became a bit too expensive (2. 7 k accommodation / night low season 4☆ hotel) , as the other said girl range from anywhere from 2 k to 5 k for ST, decent lunch for about 500 baht, beers around 80 baht on Bangla to 120 baht on restaurants!! I know Thailand aims now for quality over quantity but for a mid range tourist I would say you need somewhere between 8 k for a day for a decent experience!You had a fair sampling of central Patong it seems HolyBoy92.

As to pricing, well you were mainly buying off the high priced shelves, nightclubs, instaHo's, so that is lifting your price point as their asking rates are higher by at least 1 K.

Not surprisingly the TF girl was your lowest ask, but I'm thinking even there that you were paying top shelf price at 2. 5 K, as likely that similar TF options were 1. 5-2 K.

That said, you seemed it says to be happy with what you got, so well doen to you.

Overall, if you're a "hansum man" and 33 yo you should have been able to easily negotiate everyone of thos girls lower by 1 K, and if not, then you would have found similar.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hello everyone. As I was there 7 days only in Patong, I would write a small review, hope you like it.

So after think if I should go again after 7 years to Patong, I said I will give it a try again. Mainly I went there to meet some nice girls and relaxing, so arrived at 12 during the day, check in went for a coffee, some lunch and then around 6 pm went to have some drinks in Bangla! As its low season there was to not too much busy so was perfectly fine with me! Around 8 you can already feel the atmosphere and Bangla came to live! Crazy music and nice nightlife, some of the gogo bars have some nice girl.

First girl that I meet was a girl I found on thaifriendly, decent girl, I'm not a "perfect handsome" guy but if can rate myself a solid 7. 5 , 33 years old so what can be a 8 for me for others can rate a girl be a 7 or a 10 for others. Paid the girl 2500 bath for ST and was a decent experience. As the night went around 1 am went to Illusion but didn't find what I was looking for, mainly the good one would want 3. 5 k-4 k for ST so I called a night.

Next day. Breakfast (250 baht) good breakfast, little pool on the rooftop and around 3 pm decided to call a girl that I knew on insta for 3 k ST, decent action, I would say the girl was a 8. 5.

Meet another girl in the night for 2. 5 k,freelancer like they said, good experience, not super beautiful but nice girl.

Next days I meanly go in the clubs (Sugar, Tarboosh, Illusion) , nice girl but mostly asking a bigger price then I had my budget plan and as I don't like to negotiate, I just pass. Find a nice girl around 1 am on Insta that was asking 5 k for ST, but I told her its over my budget and she was replay back that she would come for 3 k for ST, so we agree on and can say was my best girl for the whole trip.

The trip was going like this, mainly meeting girl for 2. 5 k and now don't get me wrong, but in eastern Europe I can find also same quality for same or a bit lower price!

Overall I was happy that I had this trip even if didn't meet my full expectations! I went there to meet mostly freelancers, went also to BarraCuda, nice location, prices like in western Europe country but being low season the action was not that great! Patong its nice but became a bit too expensive (2. 7 k accommodation / night low season 4☆ hotel) , as the other said girl range from anywhere from 2 k to 5 k for ST, decent lunch for about 500 baht, beers around 80 baht on Bangla to 120 baht on restaurants!! I know Thailand aims now for quality over quantity but for a mid range tourist I would say you need somewhere between 8 k for a day for a decent experience!You had a fair sampling of central Patong it seems HolyBoy92.

As to pricing, well you were mainly buying off the high priced shelves, nightclubs, instaHo's, so that is lifting your price point as their asking rates are higher by at least 1 K.

Not surprisingly the TF girl was your lowest ask, but I'm thinking even there that you were paying top shelf price at 2. 5 K, as likely that similar TF options were 1. 5-2 K.

That said, you seemed it says to be happy with what you got, so well doen to you.

Overall, if you're a "hansum man" and 33 yo you should have been able to easily negotiate everyone of those girls lower by 1 K, and if not, then you would have found similar quality willing at that lower price. But as you said, you don't like to negotiate, so you should instead have been telling them what your price point is, not letting them set it.

[AbcGators]

I'll be in the area for a short trip and staying in Khao Lak Beach. I won't have a lot of free time and everything I've read about seems very far away. Are there any places of interest closer to Khao Lak? Let's say <30 minutes away? And if I can be so lucky, any options for white chicks? I get tons of Asians all the time so would be nice to have something different, if that's possible. TIA!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I'll be in the area for a short trip and staying in Khao Lak Beach. I won't have a lot of free time and everything I've read about seems very far away. Are there any places of interest closer to Khao Lak? Let's say <30 minutes away? And if I can be so lucky, any options for white chicks? I get tons of Asians all the time so would be nice to have something different, if that's possible. TIA!It's now low season in Khao Lak and pretty much half of everything closes, so you will be lucky to find anything there, be it bars or massage or online.

Outside of Khao Lak central and the area along Chai Hat Bang Niang Road north of town centre, you will find nothing until you hit Phuket.

As to white chicks, they never seem to work Khao Lak, so would suggest Tinder and other hookup / dating apps looking for backpackers.

[AbcGators]

It's now low season in Khao Lak and pretty much half of everything closes, so you will be lucky to find anything there, be it bars or massage or online.

Outside of Khao Lak central and the area along Chai Hat Bang Niang Road north of town centre, you will find nothing until you hit Phuket.

As to white chicks, they never seem to work Khao Lak, so would suggest Tinder and other hookup / dating apps looking for backpackers.Thanks for the info! Very helpful!

[TallGuy1983]

Been a bit since I got back from Phuket so I've been a bit slow on this report but here's the action from my 3 nights in Patong.

Originally scheduled to have 4 nights but playing the AirAsia roulette burned me pretty hard and got stuck for an extra day in Kuala Lampur. Luckily, I hooked up with an attractive Malay woman so it wasn't wasted.

My first actual night in Phuket I went with the prevailing recommendation of Nuru Massage. Place was absolutely excellent what an amazing time. I picked Rita and she was fantastic. Three shots in the 70 minutes for 2 k is money well spent in my book. I'm a pretty frequent monger at massage places in the states but I'the never come across a nuru option so that alone was worth the price of admission. I was completely exhausted by the end. Highly recommend.

Night two I was a bit motion touched by the rough seas during the day's diving trip so I took it easy and relaxed at some of the local coffee places to recover.

Night three I opted for TF and found a very petite younger freelancer with braces, met at her hotel after some negotiation to 2 k. To be perfectly frank I didn't last long she was a perfect spinner. Amazing body, amazing action all around. 8 on looks probably a 9. 5 on the body. She seemed newer to freelance but hard to judge really.

I gave some thought to heading to Nuru Massage or finding another freelancer off of TF later on night three but I with an early flight I went the responsible route and turned in "early".

Not much of a report but there it is. Next time I head to SEAsia I'll not spread my itinerary out so far and spend a longer time in Thailand. Live and learn.

[Zip Head]

I am interested in finding either an apartment or long term hotel (for about 30 days) this Fall or winter in the Phuket area. Anybody have experience with this or recommendations for a rental agency??

Thanks in advance for any info!

[GreatKhali]

Hey TGT,

This is some great advice, have sent you a PM for some info.

Let me know when free.

Cheers.

GK.


You had a fair sampling of central Patong it seems HolyBoy92.

As to pricing, well you were mainly buying off the high priced shelves, nightclubs, instaHo's, so that is lifting your price point as their asking rates are higher by at least 1 K.

Not surprisingly the TF girl was your lowest ask, but I'm thinking even there that you were paying top shelf price at 2. 5 K, as likely that similar TF options were 1. 5-2 K.

That said, you seemed it says to be happy with what you got, so well doen to you.

Overall, if you're a "hansum man" and 33 yo you should have been able to easily negotiate everyone of those girls lower by 1 K, and if not, then you would have found similar quality willing at that lower price. But as you said, you don't like to negotiate, so you should instead have been telling them what your price point is, not letting them set it.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hey TGT,

This is some great advice, have sent you a PM for some info.

Let me know when free.

Cheers.

GK.Asked for and answered by PM.

GreatKhali, others would probably be similarly interested in what you asked, and my answer info provided.

But, I leave that to you to decide to share with the forum.

[GreatKhali]

Asked for and answered by PM.

GreatKhali, others would probably be similarly interested in what you asked, and my answer info provided.

But, I leave that to you to decide to share with the forum.Absolutely I am actually planning my entire trip out and doing my research, your pointers as usual are invaluable, I will have time on my hands and will post the FR's for general public, my main concern is to keep prices in check and get the most bang for my buck (Pun intended: D).

Cheers.

GK.

[Blue Bus]

I am interested in finding either an apartment or long term hotel (for about 30 days) this Fall or winter in the Phuket area. Anybody have experience with this or recommendations for a rental agency??

Thanks in advance for any info!Try Ken at ptvacations@gmail.com he has an apartment in Patong Towers and manages another one in the same building. I stayed in his last November for a week, it was a good place.

The Towers is the tallest ugliest building in all of Patong, possibly all of Phuket / Thailand, but it was a good place to stay.

Cheers.

[Zip Head]

Try Ken at ptvacations@gmail.com he has an apartment in Patong Towers and manages another one in the same building. I stayed in his last November for a week, it was a good place.

The Towers is the tallest ugliest building in all of Patong, possibly all of Phuket / Thailand, but it was a good place to stay.

Cheers.Much thanks!

[Jqqmitch]

Firstly let me apologise for the lack of names. I know it isn't ideal. But hopefully there is something that helps.

2 quick experiences in Patong.

First was Phuket Nuru. Tried the one in the back roads. I'm definitely a service over looks guy. Which was lucky as the lineup was pretty ordinary.

I'the had a session on the road that Bangla becomes before which was excellent.

Anyway. One was smiling more than the other. So chose her and opted for 70 mins. I think name was Ellie or something like that. I may have blocked it out.

Little Pat on the bum up the stairs.

Shower was ok. But not playful.

Onto the bed. Nuru starts. Different to other nurus. This one was limb by limb with little tease.

A little kissing and rimming was barely non existent. Was more kissing on the cheeks. Turn over and blowjob starts with condom. I showed surprise. Not what I was expecting.

I tell her not to bother and to rim me. She states she has already done her "60 seconds".

At this stage I've lost all interest and call the session. Showered and went back downstairs and told them it was terrible. But they didn't care. I know this place is a usual banker. So assuming I just drew the short straw. But thought I'the share.

I did find out they are opening a new store on Bangla.

Second session was a massage with happy ending. Was walking along the road that Duangjitt is on. If you're walking aWay from beach. Go past the bars, past a couple of restaurants and there's a massage parlour with ladies dressed in orange.

Chose a really really cute little 24 year old. Message was ok. We took a while to negotiate extras. Agreed upon handjob as cubicle didn't give rise to boom boom. Anyway she offers to strip off. Who am I to decline. One of the rare ones that looks even better half naked. Perfect little body, not skinny but beautifully slim and lovely rounded arse.

Handjob was passable. Lots of ass play. But the view was sensational. Possibly this was the girl named Ellie.

Anyway. Was about 800 all in. If her name comes to me I'll post it. If I had more time I'the have tried to secure a time away from parlour. Definitely one the cuter girls I've been with in Thailand.

[Komnetkijken]

Hi guys. Have visited Patong a couple of years in a row more than 10 years ago, and one more time prior to COVID. Will visit Patong this September for a week of fun. Will travel alone so have nothing to do than enjoy myself, even though it's low season. Staying at a friendly hotel very close to Bangla Rd.

I trust the modus operandi is unchanged? Massage with some extras to negotiate, meet girls in bar and pay fine. I've never tried freelancers, I must say. And never used any apps like Tinder or TF. Maybe I will try.

Looking forward to it, though still 2 months of preparing time.

[Sebastian082]

I was there for a week. I avoided staying in Patong because I prefer a quieter scene. My plan was to take a cab into Patong once or twice but actually never got around to it.

I met up with TGTs and he's a top bloke, we had a beer or two. He's shit at pool though (only joking mate!

I'm not into writing erotic novels as FRs so I'll keep to the pertinent facts.

Beer bars.

This is where most of the action is. Lots of them dotted around.

Ole Bar. Really friendly bar, LDs and normal drink prices very reasonable. I got to know quite a few of the girls here and they were genuinely very friendly. Like with all the bars in Rawai you won't see rows of 7,8 and 9's. There will be quite a few 5's and 6's but always a 7 and above mixed in as well.

Bar fine was 500 and girl was 2000 or 2500 I can't remember. It was late so she was happy to stay the night and gave me a morning blow job. Really nice girl and full on GFE, was snogging my face off in the taxi on the way to my hotel so I knew it would be a good night.

Gilbis Bar.

This is a complex of 5 or 6 bars under one roof. For some reason when I went there were hardly any girls. Had some drinks and left.

Bank Bar. This bar always seems to be busy. Lots of 5's and 6's but some 7's hanging around as well. Same kind of prices as Ole.

Laguna. A number of different bars under one roof. This place is also quite busy and some very decent talent in there and the girls friendly. When the bars close (?1 am) everyone piles into the club right next to it.

More FLs turn up to the club, plenty of 7's. No bar fine at the club and I think I paid 3000 for a girl who I had met earlier at the bar. Again she was happy to stay the night and give a little action in the morning before breakfast.

Thai Friendly. I had great luck with TF and hooked up with a real sweety and ended up seeing her three times. She took 2000 the first time and on subsequent occasions was happy to take even less but I insisted. I think she liked me. On one occasion I wasn't feeling well and so didn't want to hook up but she insisted on coming to see me and wouldn't take any money. We didn't have sex on that occasion as I wasn't well but she just hung out with me to make sure I was ok.

In summary I had an absolute blast, I had loads of little adventures that I haven't even mentioned but Rawai probably isn't for everyone. It's a low key affair and you won't see rows and rows of stunners like I suspect you might in Patong, but the gems are there. I enjoy bar hopping so I was happy to explore.

TFT had told me that things are friendlier, more 'real', less transactional and cheaper in Rawai and he was spot on. I got GFE from every girl I bedded (I took the time to vet them) and they seemed happy to stay LT for very reasonable ST money. It was exactly that kind of experience that I was after and I got it. So big thanks to him again.

Of course as alway YMMV. I'm a friendly guy and I know how to put people at ease. I'm also generous when buying drinks etc and that always helps LOL.Thank you for your report. Makes me want to go to Rawai in December rather than Patong. Can you (or anyone else) on girlfriendly hotels in Rawai? Idealy in walking distance to the bars, as I don't like to driver after drinking.

[MwenByen]

I used to live in Thai a long long time ago. Back in those days it was common for Farangs to disrespect their King, gods, temples and every aspect of Thai life they'll just smile and laugh. Fast forwarding to year 2025 they'll fuck you up in packs now! I can't wait to get back over there!


Couple of tourists got out of pocket and got an EPIC beat down.

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/3040850/drunk-tourists-beaten-up-after-assault-on-woman-in-phuket-bar

[GreatKhali]

Thanks to TGT for some guidance, I had a great trip.

I ventured to bangla road on day one, lots to see, the Nuru Massage on Soi Sansabai was closed sadly. I did manage to instead visit the branch in Soi Nanai.

Damage was 1500 B for a good 60 minute session with lady named MOMO who had nice perky breasts and a curvy ass. It was a great start. Post which I got hungry and since there were many reports of the Sammy's Banh Mi tried a Beef and pork one, the beef one was excellent. Got an ice-cream at Jungcylon mall which was great place to escape the humidity on the way back.

Lot of nice pot shops all across the recriminilzation has clearly not taken effect and I was able to source some great strains for the trip.

Next day took a look at the gogos but nothing excited me, I stayed at Days Inn which was GF and managed to get a good looking young phillipino-thai for 1200 B ST it was an ok experience nothing great.

Next day I made my way to BKK and this was where its at.

Madame Claudes. Merlin - Fantastic Session for 1500 B.

AnaLisas. An old classic the mamasan "Dua" was very helpful and spoke to me at length for preferences got a nice erotic massage from a young thai lady, the milking table was insane with mirror on the ground to show me all the action. 1500 B seemed a bit expensive given the place is a bit run down and the options werent as good as MC's.

On the last day.

Went to Nana Plaza place was packed with tourists and bunch of bars and girls. Picked an FL for 1500 B ST. Young great body but fake tits. Good enough communication told me she learnt english via tik tok which was extremely entrepreneurial.

All in all a great first trip but not the last. Armed with a lot more info next trip should be a smashing one.

P. S Soi Cowboy was interesting to visit saw one wrangler with milky white skin, great tits but a dazed look which made me a bit sad but the entire place is just catered towards tourists the plaza was better but out of curiosity one had to visit though I didn't venture into any bar for anything and didn't enquire rates.

BKK has a lot of gems if you are patient and courteous and not extremely stingy and smell good you can get away with VFM gems right off the street. All hotels across sukhumvit 11 seemed very GF with no extra charges to take them up to your room.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Thanks to TGT for some guidance, I had a great trip.

I ventured to bangla road on day one, lots to see, the Nuru Massage on Soi Sansabai was closed sadly. I did manage to instead visit the branch in Soi Nanai.

Damage was 1500 B for a good 60 minute session with lady named MOMO who had nice perky breasts and a curvy ass. It was a great start. Post which I got hungry and since there were many reports of the Sammy's Banh Mi tried a Beef and pork one, the beef one was excellent. Got an ice-cream at Jungcylon mall which was great place to escape the humidity on the way back.

Lot of nice pot shops all across the recriminilzation has clearly not taken effect and I was able to source some great strains for the trip.

Next day took a look at the gogos but nothing excited me, I stayed at Days Inn which was GF and managed to get a good looking young phillipino-thai for 1200 B ST it was an ok experience nothing great.

Next day I made my way to BKK and this was where its at.

Madame Claudes. Merlin - Fantastic Session for 1500 B.

AnaLisas. An old classic the mamasan "Dua" was very helpful and spoke to me at length for preferences got a nice erotic massage from a young thai lady, the milking table was insane with mirror on the ground to show me all the action. 1500 B seemed a bit expensive given the place is a bit run down and the options werent as good as MC's.

On the last day.

Went to Nana Plaza place was packed with tourists and bunch of bars and girls. Picked an FL for 1500 B ST. Young great body but fake tits. Good enough communication told me she learnt english via tik tok which was extremely entrepreneurial.

All in all a great first trip but not the last. Armed with a lot more info next trip should be a smashing one.

P. S Soi Cowboy was interesting to visit saw one wrangler with milky white skin, great tits but a dazed look which made me a bit sad but the entire place is just catered towards tourists the plaza was better but out of curiosity one had to visit though I didn't venture into any bar for anything and didn't enquire rates.

BKK has a lot of gems if you are patient and courteous and not extremely stingy and smell good you can get away with VFM gems right off the street. All hotels across sukhumvit 11 seemed very GF with no extra charges to take them up to your room.You're welcome GreatKhali, happy that my tips helped you.

[Yddy11]

Day 1.

I was tried after landing so slept until 8. 00 pm, stayed at Centro patong no issues with guests (checked before booking). Walked on Bangla went past no 6 restaurant found a massage place took foot massage and then body massage. Got b2 b from a young girl to my liking for 1500 Baht. It was good experience but felt overal act was hurried they young ones for extras and older ones for actual massage, so you would get the actual massage format least 40 minutes.

Day 2.

Went for a day trip and came back. Found a free lancer through TF. Negotiated and took her for ST 1300. She was ok in bed lot of restrictions so finished and sent her back in 45 minutes.

Day 3.

Explored street and walked further down from Bangla road went to roads on the side of let's relax spa. Found many places having foot massage for 200 and 180 but all super old ladies waiting for you. Anyways for foot massage it didn't matter. I felt entire spa scene is ok in phuket and not great. Went to another spa on the same road after a hospital and took scrub for 600 baht then took her contact she said she can come to my room after worm around 1. 0 she came and didn't feel like fucking her so we drank and spoke for some time. She was able to talk in English (broken) took a good massage and then b2 b she gave a decent HJ. Gave her 1500 baht she was super happy.

Day 4.

Went to day trip and then checked walking street around 1. 0 I could see all the good ones already being taken to rooms. Searched for 30 minutes couldn't find any and finally found an ok one so took her to room paid 1300.

Day 5.

Found a decent freelancer in TF took her for LT 2500 she was good but again these free lancers are into phones most of the times.

Overall it's a must visit place for tourism, really likes the island tours and food. It's expensive for any shopping. Overall I found girls to be limited and lacked GFE. So, show I felt Pattaya was better for mongering.

[LooneyWolfX]

Hello folks,

Can you suggest if these profile on MR are legit?

1) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/achiraya-in-phuket-rn.

2) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/massage-home-service-asian.

3) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/hoya-boom-boom.

4) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/kana-thai.

5) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/emma-95620b2f-b108-4f9c-9f6a-6abc744ad201.

6) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/suri-9c141d5a-790f-414b-b316-abc2af4fe294.

7) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/aimme-sweet-pretty-girl.

[Blue Bus]

Need some advice. I've got the annual holiday in Patong coming up soon and might have a few days spare before I book in to Patong. Is Phuket city worth a visit and if so what part of town. Failing that is Rawai a good alternative?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Need some advice. I've got the annual holiday in Patong coming up soon and might have a few days spare before I book in to Patong. Is Phuket city worth a visit and if so what part of town. Failing that is Rawai a good alternative?They both offer alternatives, but in very different way.

Phuket Town is more Asian / Thai focused, much less westerner customer focused, and it is predominantly a night time environment.

If you can speak Thai a little then the bars, Thai night clubs, Thai brothels, etc. Are available and rates can be a little lower.

If you can't speak Thai then stick to massage shops and online options like ThaiFriendly hunting for freelancers or part time uni students that abound just north of Phuket Town around the universities.

Rawai is very much more westerner focused, both afternoon, evening and into late night focus.

Be it in bars withy bar girls or freelancers, massage shops with in-shop sex, freelancers, nightclubs and online via ThaiFriendly, or just straight easy chat and pickup at restaurants, poolside spas etc.

It's perfect if you don't speak Thai.

Also its better geographically that Phuket Town as most things are not too spaced out, but also not anywhere as crowded together and in your face as Patong.

[Blue Bus]

Thanks for that info TGT! I figured you'd try to steer me down south, ha ha. As it's turning out the extra time will be probably Bangkok or Chiang Mia, well that's what I'm hearing from my wife.

Then it's holiday time by myself in Patong. It's good to have a break from domestic bliss!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hello folks,

Can you suggest if these profile on MR are legit?

1) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/achiraya-in-phuket-rn.

2) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/massage-home-service-asian.

3) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/hoya-boom-boom.

4) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/kana-thai.

5) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/emma-95620b2f-b108-4f9c-9f6a-6abc744ad201.

6) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/suri-9c141d5a-790f-414b-b316-abc2af4fe294.

7) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/aimme-sweet-pretty-girl.I'd say 1, 2, 3, and 5 definitely are legit.

But thinking that 4, 6, and 7 are a little to good looking for escorts like that who would advertise on Massage Republic.

But then again those 3 are asking big money that aligns with their looks and photos, so could be legit too.

[SubCmdr]

Hello folks,

Can you suggest if these profile on MR are legit?

5) https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-phuket/emma-95620b2f-b108-4f9c-9f6a-6abc744ad201.Number 5 is legit. I am talking to her. Thai Friendly hit. She gave me a like. I sent her a message. She responded. She invited me to come see her in Patong. Even suggested a hotel for me. Hope this helps!

Subcmdr

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Number 5 is legit. I am talking to her. Thai Friendly hit. She gave me a like. I sent her a message. She responded. She invited me to come see her in Patong. Even suggested a hotel for me. Hope this helps!

SubcmdrWhat was her asking rate on ThaiFriendly?

And what did she come down to accepting?

On MR she wanted 5000 baht for short time / one hour.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

What was her asking rate on ThaiFriendly?

And what did she come down to accepting?

On MR she wanted 5000 baht for short time / one hour.I know the Phuket Reports thread is quiet for low season,.

But waiting 3 weeks for a reply from a member as esteemed as you are SubCmdr is surprising to say the least.

Do we need to demote you to the rank of SubLeft (sic) ?.

[Rohits6969]

Hello fellas, I know it's low season and all in Phuket, but here we are a group of gentlemen visiting soon for a party and will be sticking around for a week after. Speaking for me, I'm looking for a true GFE experience (a few hours or all day with food and drinks) with English speaking birds but that has been too much to ask for on TF. Even the filter with "excellent" and "fluent" English levels are coming up with birds that can barely put a short sentence together. It's my first time to Thailand but I've snacked on a bunch of Thai birds before and it just doesn't do it for me if I can't communicate well with them. I'm not a ST boom boom guy, I need a connection and communication to enjoy my birds. I'm willing to spend slightly more to have this privilege. Please give me your best advice for my situation. Recommendations of your regulars would be awesome but know that I don't have anything to reciprocate with yet. It's great if I get both, but I prefer service slightly over looks.

My PM is open for any advice, recommendations, roasts (bring it on! Etc. Thanks a lot in advance. Cheers!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hello fellas, I know it's low season and all in Phuket, but here we are a group of gentlemen visiting soon for a party and will be sticking around for a week after. Speaking for me, I'm looking for a true GFE experience (a few hours or all day with food and drinks) with English speaking birds but that has been too much to ask for on TF. Even the filter with "excellent" and "fluent" English levels are coming up with birds that can barely put a short sentence together. It's my first time to Thailand but I've snacked on a bunch of Thai birds before and it just doesn't do it for me if I can't communicate well with them. I'm not a ST boom boom guy, I need a connection and communication to enjoy my birds. I'm willing to spend slightly more to have this privilege. Please give me your best advice for my situation. Recommendations of your regulars would be awesome but know that I don't have anything to reciprocate with yet. It's great if I get both, but I prefer service slightly over looks.

My PM is open for any advice, recommendations, roasts (bring it on! Etc. Thanks a lot in advance. Cheers!Have PM'd you.

My suggestion to you without knowing enough about you is to look away from TF, outside Patong.

I'm thinking the bars in Rawai would be more likely.

[Komnetkijken]

Hi, will travel to Patong in a few weeks, for one week of fun. I've visited Patong several times before but mostly with others so was limited to enjoy the possibilities, except for a few massage with extras.

I'll be staying a week and I know it will be low season. Nevertheless I do hope on some proper quality. I don't mind paying a bit as long as it gives me pretty girls that are willing to please.

I'm planning on frequenting the standard gogo bars to see what's in store and select, or visit some bars at Bangla.

And of course buy some suits and shirts at the tailor that I've been using in the past.

Will report for sure. If anyone likes to meet up, send me a PM. BTW, I'm usually mongering in UAE, but there's quite a cleanup in DXB going on so I'm happy I booked a trip to Phuket.

[MrPalmerAcc]

Hello fellas, I know it's low season and all in Phuket, but here we are a group of gentlemen visiting soon for a party and will be sticking around for a week after. Speaking for me, I'm looking for a true GFE experience (a few hours or all day with food and drinks) with English speaking birds but that has been too much to ask for on TF. Even the filter with "excellent" and "fluent" English levels are coming up with birds that can barely put a short sentence together. It's my first time to Thailand but I've snacked on a bunch of Thai birds before and it just doesn't do it for me if I can't communicate well with them. I'm not a ST boom boom guy, I need a connection and communication to enjoy my birds. I'm willing to spend slightly more to have this privilege. Please give me your best advice for my situation. Recommendations of your regulars would be awesome but know that I don't have anything to reciprocate with yet. It's great if I get both, but I prefer service slightly over looks.

My PM is open for any advice, recommendations, roasts (bring it on! Etc. Thanks a lot in advance. Cheers!Why not go to the Philippines instead? Everyone speaks perfect English and true GFE is the standard. Check out Subic Bay thread on this forum but make sure to spend some time in Makati / P. Burgos and maybe Angeles also. If you want perfect beaches go to Boracay, Palawan, or Cebu. The Philippines has double the population of Thailand on the same area of land so there are a lot more population centers to explore.

[Rohits6969]

Why not go to the Philippines instead? Everyone speaks perfect English and true GFE is the standard. Check out Subic Bay thread on this forum but make sure to spend some time in Makati / P. Burgos and maybe Angeles also. If you want perfect beaches go to Boracay, Palawan, or Cebu. The Philippines has double the population of Thailand on the same area of land so there are a lot more population centers to explore.Good to know. Picking the destination wasn't my call this time. Will definitely consider Philippines for one of my upcoming trips. Thanks for your response! Cheers!

[Davey1965]

Hello fellas, I know it's low season and all in Phuket, but here we are a group of gentlemen visiting soon for a party and will be sticking around for a week after. Speaking for me, I'm looking for a true GFE experience (a few hours or all day with food and drinks) with English speaking birds but that has been too much to ask for on TF. Even the filter with "excellent" and "fluent" English levels are coming up with birds that can barely put a short sentence together. It's my first time to Thailand but I've snacked on a bunch of Thai birds before and it just doesn't do it for me if I can't communicate well with them. I'm not a ST boom boom guy, I need a connection and communication to enjoy my birds. I'm willing to spend slightly more to have this privilege. Please give me your best advice for my situation. Recommendations of your regulars would be awesome but know that I don't have anything to reciprocate with yet. It's great if I get both, but I prefer service slightly over looks.

My PM is open for any advice, recommendations, roasts (bring it on! Etc. Thanks a lot in advance. Cheers!I think you van check out all the birds you want here. Not sure if you can spend the night though.

https://www.facebook.com/phuketbirdparks

[Muccells]

I'd say 1, 2, 3, and 5 definitely are legit.

But thinking that 4, 6, and 7 are a little to good looking for escorts like that who would advertise on Massage Republic.

But then again those 3 are asking big money that aligns with their looks and photos, so could be legit too.Damn those rates are high, I guess some high rollers will pay that.

[Muccells]

Thanks to TGT for some guidance, I had a great trip.

I ventured to bangla road on day one, lots to see, the Nuru Massage on Soi Sansabai was closed sadly. I did manage to instead visit the branch in Soi Nanai.

Damage was 1500 B for a good 60 minute session with lady named MOMO who had nice perky breasts and a curvy ass. It was a great start. Post which I got hungry and since there were many reports of the Sammy's Banh Mi tried a Beef and pork one, the beef one was excellent. Got an ice-cream at Jungcylon mall which was great place to escape the humidity on the way back.

Lot of nice pot shops all across the recriminilzation has clearly not taken effect and I was able to source some great strains for the trip..Was looking for the place and no Sammy's but found it and is Sanny's Viet sandwich. Headed there now.

[Shikhar10]

Have PM'd you.

My suggestion to you without knowing enough about you is to look away from TF, outside Patong.

I'm thinking the bars in Rawai would be more likely.Hi TGT, I am planning another trip to Phuket. Could you please message me the suggestions too or share here?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi TGT, I am planning another trip to Phuket. Could you please message me the suggestions too or share here?Here's my questions asked, and advice given, uncut and uncensored, so apologies if it upsets anyone, as that is not the intention.

Also, I've removed the other parties comments, as I don't have his permission to post them.

So please, read between the lines.

First message.

OK, let's ask the elephant in the message point first.

What nationality are you?

Rohit comes across as Indian, or at least the South Asian subcontinent.

You also mention traveling with a group of guys.

So if that is your nationality, and the group is mentioned.

Well, you're going to have a lot of trouble because of adverse stereotypes that have preceded you.

Especially in Patong.

To give you more specific help, even hints, you're going to need to provide more information.

The one hint I would give you is to get out of Patong.

You will have much more success for what you're seeking around Rawai.

Second message after their response.

Rawai options where I know westernized (sorry for the stereotype) Indian friends and customers have been very successful are.

Try the bars at Laguna Plaza, near Club Zhu nightclub.

Also try Ole Bar, Bank Bar, Gilbis Plaza bars, and Banana Plaza (across from Gilbis).

All these are found on Google Maps by those names.

If in Patong, and hunting solo, you could try the bar area called OTOP, but the pickings and quality are way down on that available on Bangla Road.

Third message after the visit.

Good to hear you had success.

Please put an update back on the forum on your findings, and please name me for my help.

[FlyingSparkz]

Thanks for the solid advice. Very wholesome. I am from India too and some of us have to work extra hard to differentiate ourselves from our brethren. Sad but true.

Also have DM'ed you. Would appreciate if you could look at it.

Also, I've removed the other parties comments, as I don't have his permission to post them.

So please, read between the lines.

First message.

OK, let's ask the elephant in the message point first.

What nationality are you?

Rohit comes across as Indian, or at least the South Asian subcontinent.

You also mention traveling with a group of guys.

So if that is your nationality, and the group is mentioned.

Well, you're going to have a lot of trouble because of adverse stereotypes that have preceded you.

Especially in Patong.

To give you more specific help, even hints, you're going to need to provide more information.

The one hint I would give you is to get out of Patong.

You will have much more success for what you're seeking around Rawai.

Second message after their response.

Rawai options where I know westernized (sorry for the stereotype) Indian friends and customers have been very successful are.

Try the bars at Laguna Plaza, near Club Zhu nightclub.

Also try Ole Bar, Bank Bar, Gilbis Plaza bars, and Banana Plaza (across from Gilbis).

All these are found on Google Maps by those names.

If in Patong, and hunting solo, you could try the bar area called OTOP, but the pickings and quality are way down on that available on Bangla Road.

Third message after the visit.

Good to hear you had success.

Please put an update back on the forum on your findings, and please name me for my help.

[BackToDesi]

Hello fellows,

Desi this side from India.

I am planning to visit Phuket end November with 3 friends (all boys) for 7 nights.

Can any of you help me with itinerary for those 7 days?

Like suggesting any guest friendly hotels 3 star or 4 star places and if possible help me with looking around.

We have booked out tickets just pending with hotels.

I have been to Phuket many times but always played near Bangla / Patong.

Help will be really appreciated!

Thanks,

Desi.

[Masseys1]

Hello fellows,

Desi this side from India.

I am planning to visit Phuket end November with 3 friends (all boys) for 7 nights.

Can any of you help me with itinerary for those 7 days?

Like suggesting any guest friendly hotels 3 star or 4 star places and if possible help me with looking around.

We have booked out tickets just pending with hotels.

I have been to Phuket many times but always played near Bangla / Patong.

Help will be really appreciated!

Thanks,

Desi.If you are going to do Bangla Road area again we stayed at the Yorkshire Inn. Maybe a 3 star. Pool was nice and had a decent gym. It is certainly girl friendly and near all the action. We got a larger room and it had a separate entrance which was nice when bringing ladies in.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

If you are going to do Bangla Road area again we stayed at the Yorkshire Inn. Maybe a 3 star. Pool was nice and had a decent gym. It is certainly girl friendly and near all the action. We got a larger room and it had a separate entrance which was nice when bringing ladies in.Yorkshire Inn is a good one, and with the renovations they link straight into the back of Taipan night club these days.

Not a bad option for freelancers of the older more experienced persuasion.

[SherryBng]

Hello Brothers,

I am visiting rawai and pa tong. I am looking for top quality pickups and escorts. Also can anyone guide me on how to book top class yatch who also can arrange for good looking escorts. You can direct message me. I will be staying in Msocial. Your inputs are valuable.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hello Brothers,

I am visiting rawai and pa tong. I am looking for top quality pickups and escorts. Also can anyone guide me on how to book top class yatch who also can arrange for good looking escorts. You can direct message me. I will be staying in Msocial. Your inputs are valuable.OK, I'll start positive.

Can you advise your budget for top quality pickups and escorts, as the sky is the limit on pricing with quality to match.

Also, are you after top class service, or will just eye candy starfish service with the looks do it for you?

As to top class yacht, again some hints on size required, # of pax planned, level of service for food, alcohol, duration (days / hours) and budget will help.

Again, there is a whole range of options available.

Lastly, I'll end with skepticism, as I'm thinking if you could afford and want the top quality you're espousing, you wouldn't be staying in MSocial, a 3-4 star hotel setup.

[MwenByen]

So currently I'm in Phuket I haven't been to Phuket in more than 20 years. I remember Phuket being a strong monger destination of free sex, on particular from business owners, everyday women in the streets and from female tourists from other Asian countries mainly. It had a strong presence of pay 4 play being a younger man that shit blew my fucking mind at the time. This place had a strong nightlife with excellent food. Unfortunately the party has moved on to Pattaya and Bangkok! Patong is not the same Patong I remember from back in the days. Personally I wouldn't recommend anyone coming to Phuket for strictly mongering. I rather say come here to visit the beach eat good food and etc. I wouldn't necessarily say the quality of the women are bad but it's not busy here like how it was in the past. Another thing you guys can do is train in a Muay Thai camp if you choose to loose weight. I'm surprised gyms such as Sinbi Muay Thai, Swuit Gym and Tiger Muay Thai camps are still open. Some of there trainers are still around and some of them use to train me LOL.

[SweetRolling]

Hi All,

Here in Patong for 2 days. Could someone please help to share some recommendations for an MP for erotic massage. Not so interested in FS but need a good looking one for erotic good massage. I understand there are many places around but would prefer to go with your recommendation. Would prefer something around Kata or Karon.

Appreciate your help in advance.

Please also recommend same request for Krabi.

Regards,

Abhi.

[WeingutFritz]

Hi All,

Here in Patong for 2 days. Could someone please help to share some recommendations for an MP for erotic massage. Not so interested in FS but need a good looking one for erotic good massage. I understand there are many places around but would prefer to go with your recommendation. Would prefer something around Kata or Karon.

Appreciate your help in advance.

Please also recommend same request for Krabi.

Regards,

Abhi.I'm sorry, mate, but I don't think that exist. I have only had a proper erotic massage in Chiang Mai and know of one place in Bangkok. The girls earn their money providing extras: HJ, BJ and FS. You might get lucky and find one that are good at teasing you leading up to the flip. But a proper erotic massage is a rarity in all of Thailand.

[SweetRolling]

Thank you Bro, I was under the impression I could find that here. Not something I can imagine in my country. Places I tried didn't really have anyone who came close to erotic massage. I hope someone has been able to get something and can share their recommendation.


I'm sorry, mate, but I don't think that exist. I have only had a proper erotic massage in Chiang Mai and know of one place in Bangkok. The girls earn their money providing extras: HJ, BJ and FS. You might get lucky and find one that are good at teasing you leading up to the flip. But a proper erotic massage is a rarity in all of Thailand.

[WeingutFritz]

Thank you Bro, I was under the impression I could find that here. Not something I can imagine in my country. Places I tried didn't really have anyone who came close to erotic massage. I hope someone has been able to get something and can share their recommendation.It's too bad really. I have tried a killer spot in Chiang Mai where it was a tantric kind of massage with a HJ finish. All advertised in advance. I have spent a lot of time in Thailand (and Phuket) and haven't seen that kind of shop elsewhere. There is one in Bangkok, though.

Having said that, go explore. A few years back I matched on Tinder with a 'tantra masseuse'. We agreed to a session which was meant to have no happy ending. And then close to when we were done after an excellent she whispers in my ear. Do you want to fuck me? Takes my hand and I can feel she is dripping. So lots of opportunities to have fun.

[SweetRolling]

Thank you Bro, this is helpful. Will explore and share if I find something worthy. Your experience seems to something I would desire and try for.


It's too bad really. I have tried a killer spot in Chiang Mai where it was a tantric kind of massage with a HJ finish. All advertised in advance. I have spent a lot of time in Thailand (and Phuket) and haven't seen that kind of shop elsewhere. There is one in Bangkok, though.

Having said that, go explore. A few years back I matched on Tinder with a 'tantra masseuse'. We agreed to a session which was meant to have no happy ending. And then close to when we were done after an excellent she whispers in my ear. Do you want to fuck me? Takes my hand and I can feel she is dripping. So lots of opportunities to have fun.

[RaulB]

I am debating myself between Pattaya and Phuket for 2 days next weekend purely for mongering. Any insights are much appreciated.


Hello fellows,

Desi this side from India.

I am planning to visit Phuket end November with 3 friends (all boys) for 7 nights.

Can any of you help me with itinerary for those 7 days?

Like suggesting any guest friendly hotels 3 star or 4 star places and if possible help me with looking around.

We have booked out tickets just pending with hotels.

I have been to Phuket many times but always played near Bangla / Patong..

[MwenByen]

I never been to Pattaya as a another monger pointed out Pattaya is no longer a monger destination. Hell and to be honest neither is Phuket I wasn't disappointed but all I can say the night life didn't appear as glamorous as it did 20 plus years ago. It seems like the party has moved on to Bangkok and Pattaya. Phuket has good beaches, great night markets, pretty local women (whom are now conservative) and cheaper prices for action. The women wasn't no bad looking at all but the cream of the crop ain't there like how it was in the past. On the plus numerous Muay Thai camps to get yourself in shape.


I am debating myself between Pattaya and Phuket for 2 days next weekend purely for mongering. Any insights are much appreciated.

[ThaiStyle]

I am debating myself between Pattaya and Phuket for 2 days next weekend purely for mongering. Any insights are much appreciated.If it's just for mongering then I would definitely go to Pattaya, read the last 50 pages of the Pattaya thread (or how ever many you need) for the insights you request.

Some great reports on there.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I am debating myself between Pattaya and Phuket for 2 days next weekend purely for mongering. Any insights are much appreciated.You would find more than enough action in Phuket for two days, but if it's just mongering Pattaya will be a much better fit for your needs.