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Lord Farquard
11-17-05, 20:27
[QUOTE=Vicky888]Hey guys,
Would some of the nice bros out there help me with the rough estimated prices for 4 days stay at patong. I know the rough prices but it seems that they keep going up n down.
How much roughly to keep for:
1. LT inlcuding fine (2000b +)
2. ST w/wo BF (1000B +)
3. christine soapy (1700b/2050b/2500b) + (500b tip)
4. agogo show + babe (500 BF sometimes cover)
5. FL day ST (1000b)
6. Entrance for beer bar(if any), agogo,disco and the BF at each. (300BF)
Those are pretty average prices. You will have some girls ask for 5000b ST, and some will ST for 500b. your buying a used car, "dicker", but don't be cheap. Beer is about 50b, lady drinks 150b, coke 100b, there are specials all over town, so try and find your price. Or go to the disco and maybe find a freebe.
Several years ago I read about a hotel in Phuket town that had working girls on one of the floors. You would walk the halls and you could see the girls sitting in their rooms and you would then pick one out. I remember the hotel was supposedly a very low end hotel and the girls were very cheap. It was definitely there to serve the locals. The hotel may have been called Central Hotel but I am not sure.
Does anybody know anything about this hotel?
Allover,
Nope, it's not Central Hotel but I can't remember the name either...
Where is it? Coming from the busstation pass the Post & Telephone office, walking towards the 'river', cross the bridge to the traffic lights and turn right. The hotel is the second or third building on your right. However, you may want to cross the street first to recognize the building as a hotel.
From OnOn Hotel, walk towards the Postoffice, at the traffic lights turn left, the hotel is on the other side of the road.
The hotel only has a Thai name.
Room: B200
ST: B300-500
LT: who cares?
Fast Eddie 48
11-18-05, 23:33
Several years ago I read about a hotel in Phuket town that had working girls on one of the floors. You would walk the halls and you could see the girls sitting in their rooms and you would then pick one out. I remember the hotel was supposedly a very low end hotel and the girls were very cheap. It was definitely there to serve the locals. The hotel may have been called Central Hotel but I am not sure.
Does anybody know anything about this hotel?
to all over
Yes is central hotel cost room a nite is 800 bht , i stay there 2 yr ago is in
downtown phuket no far from the ocean shopping center , i did saw some
girl in the lobby didn't ask for service , non of them is good looking , THe
hotel it self is a dump , orient pearl around the corner have a mp 3 star place
is only 1000 bht a nite is a better option in town .
fast eddie 48
I'm sure Fast edie 48 and Freeler are talking about the same place. I went to get a soapy in the town center and a friend went looking for and found this place. He said it was cheap and if you looked hard, you could find someone decent. He took me to the front lobby. I walked in, turned around, and walked out. I thought it was too low end for me. Since I'm going back to Phuket I wanted to make sure I wasn't missing out on a good place.
Divine Baal
11-21-05, 15:23
Hello mopmop - Good questions for sure. I am in Phuket at the moment and there is certainly no shortage of massage places. The girls stand out in front and call to you like sirens. They are so cute when trying to lure you into their clutches. Just keep in mind it is all about the baht and you will do ok.
Don't forget that the girls outside, the really adorable girls probably won't be the one giving the massage. Sometimes they are the bait.. trying to lure you into their establishment where the sweet 20yo, big titted cutie turns you over to the 30+yo professional who haven't had a customer yet. OK, you will get better service then. But always make shure WHO you will receive IT from *lol*
For a certain good time there is Christines in Patong Beach, where I intend to explore this afternoon, at what I believe to be @2000B ($50). Nice looking place from the outside and mostly reported well on this site.Ahhh, anyone who can inform me when Christine opened again after the tsunami?
Lord Farquard
11-22-05, 04:02
Ahhh, anyone who can inform me when Christine opened again after the tsunami?Yes they are open 1700/2050/2500
Have fun
SE Asia Joe
11-24-05, 09:40
Allover - I wrote the flwg report a couple or so years ago. Is this what you're referring to? One thing tho, it certainly was NOT cheap by Phuket standards BUT the quality was absolutely first class
Last time I was in Phuket, some local friends of mine took me to the City Hotel downtown Phuket, and it was a real eye opener!
Took me up to the 4/F and walked down the long corridor of the floor and saw that each of the rooms had a couple/three really stunning looking girls inside - with the door wide open. Led me to the end of the corridor into a suite and then all these girlds started streaming in - and I had to choose!! And I mean, how does one chose between love goddesses and beauty queens - literally! I found out that this 'establishment' is patronized by all the richest businessmen and high ranking political / military / police / government etc officials in Thailand. The deal is Baht 3,000 if you just go upstairs with one of them or Bht4,000 if you took one out - which I did. We then proceeded to a jazz bar - suppossedly the "hottest' place in Phuket for the locals and proceeded to party with my friends and our newly found "friends" - with all the male eyes staring at us - especially these gorgeous girls! And I mean these girls of ours even satisfied our chinese Friend who's had extensive mongering experience with the best girls in the whole of Asia! It was great in that I knew that I had the best looking gal in the joint, and let her loose to do whatever she wanted to do - knowing full well that I will "HAVE" her later on! And HAD her I of course did - and she was superb - truly deserving of the accolades that my friends promised when they took me to City Hotel.
Spent the whole night with her doing everything possible and then sent her off in the morning with an extra Baht800 taxi fare! What a night to remember!
SE Asia Joe,
The place I looked at briefly was quite a dump so I'm guessing it was not the hotel you mention in your report. Now that you mention it I remember reading your report some time ago. At the time you posted it I hadn't planned on visiting Phuket so I didn't bother keeping that info. The setup there sounds awesome. As I get older I find myself splurging once during a trip if I can find some top notch (model quality) women.
Are there still beautiful, top dollar women still at this hotel? Can we go there without a local? Somebody needs to check this place out again.
Thanks for reposting this information.
Is there any action available clost to Laguna Phuket? Want to avoid a 30min taxi ride back and forth when I want to find some action.
SajerI stayed in lagunas last year and its a great place however a long cab ride to patong where the action is. However the first bars and shops you come to outside the complex there is a great massage place with all the trimmings. you cant miss it as they will beckon in! However, probably better and cheaper to be a bit nearer patong. In saying that laguna is girl friendly as long as you have one of the rooms overlooking the lagoon which means you dont have to pass through reception at night! bear in mind though if your friend stays the night, you will have 'the walk of shame' with her in the morning to get her a 'hotel taxi' to wherever she lives!
I didnt see much mention on Phuket town. I will (most likely)be staying in patong beach but will like to see Phuket town also.
1) What baht buses go there and what should it cost?
2) Where do they drop U off in Phuket town(ex: next to tourist info center or what street, next to Hotel X?
3) As I understand action should be cheaper here, any recommended massage places--ie; soapy kind
4) Any local call houses?
Please list current prices if possible. Cheers.Check out the big karaoke bar in Phuket town. Private rooms where you select the girls to 'sing' with you. Quite pricey but the girls are amazing! Far cheaper to have an hour 'singing' and then get phone numbers of the ones you like for another night.
SE Asia Joe
11-29-05, 05:43
ALLOVER - not quite sure if that place still there/offering the same service. Its been over a year since....
Talking to one of my mongering buddies, he told me that the "latest" place in Phuket for 'higher' class mongering is a sort of entertainment complex - i.e. K-OK, show production, nightclub etc - named something like "Fantasia" (Not to be confused with that amusement park "Fantasea" in Kamala). Supposedly where the local Phuket Big Wigs go to these days - as opposed to regular 'Farang' destinations offering mostly darker skinned Issan girls like Patong.
Anybody can give us more info on this Fantasia?
SE Asia Joe
wher about is chrisitins - the soapy joint, in Phuket? Is it far from the Burasari resort?
Tahnaks
wher about is chrisitins - the soapy joint, in phuket? is it far from the burasari resort?
tahnaksits on rthe song roi [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) road - mazbee its alreadzy the 200 year road. if yoa are on bangla an d go inside the town, go to the big crossing with the traffic light and then turn right. maybe 1 km or so you will find a big pink buidling. thats chrsitines.
Lord Farquard
12-07-05, 19:24
from your resort walk away from the beach. the first major street you come to will be [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) road, turn left. it's about a 10 min walk on the left side of the street, (the same side as the beach). it is pink building, you can't miss it. but if you do, just ask anyone, they will point you in the correct direction. they say they open at 1:00, but some of the girls straggle in after that, so go after 2:00. there are more that come in around at 5:00, so judge accordingly.
there should be three prices, but sometimes early in the day there are only 2.
have fun
Hello all,
The Phuket boards are awfully quiet- I'm out there soon- any news from anyone out there?!
Yes, I know it's a frequently asked question, but I've just scrolled through the 5 or 10 most recent pages and not seeing any updated info, so hopefully you won't mind my asking again.
Looking for a girlfriendly place in Patong for four nights and don't mind paying in the range of US$100-$150 per night. Any recommendations?
Lord Farquard
12-08-05, 20:15
If you do not get an answer here, there are a couple of Phuket boards that you might want to try. Be sure that you contact the hotel to check on the guest policy, they change from manager to manager.
Yes, I know it's a frequently asked question, but I've just scrolled through the 5 or 10 most recent pages and not seeing any updated info, so hopefully you won't mind my asking again.
Looking for a girlfriendly place in Patong for four nights and don't mind paying in the range of US$100-$150 per night. Any recommendations?Hi Gweilo,
To be honest, paying that much for a hotel might be a problem. Especially the more upscale hotels (in my impresion only these) are not girl friendly or require a joiner fee which can be the same amount than you pay for the room yourself. I can understand that policy - the upscale hotels are loking for tourists, family and couples who want to get sure not to make vacation in a "brothel". So: the cheaper the hotel the less the probability they are not girl friendly. Most of the midscale hotels in Patong live from male tourists like us and do not charge extra for one or two girls you bring back.
I stayed at the summerbreeze in soi saen sabai all the three weeks, allthough my standard room(30$ per night) was not that good. Especially the aircon was to noisy...But I stayed there because I was to lazy to check around and the weather was to bad (still rainy season - shit: that´s not normal end of November). So I did not need a bungalow at the beach or something. And I soon realized that I was spending too much money for the nightlive so the 10$ I could save per night would not be that relevant :-) The summerbreeze has also bigger and better rooms, an american owner (Bill, somewhat in the fifties) and a very good night manager! I recommend you check the website (www. summerbreezehotel.com) and/or call them (ask for bill). Especially if you stay just for 4 days this place will be o.k. for you. It´s a 5 minutes walk to all the sois on bangla road with the beers bars, agogos and discotheques. 200 m away is the Tai Pan, which is closing around 4 in the night and all the ladies that could not get a custonmer untill then are meeting there: definetly the easiest and cheapest way to find a fuck...(500 baht ST and 1.00 LT - nice loking girls in tge bars sometimes double their prices - which is also o.k. in my impression)
Girlfriendly Hotel
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Patong Villa - www.patongvilla.com - is a very nice place right in the middle of the action, 100 meters from Bangla Road and Beach. It is definitely girlfriendly. Stay there since years and always enjoyed it. Book a ground floor bungalow with direct access to the pool and you'll have a great stay I'm sure. Peak Season is about 2500-3000 baht. I pay 2700 with check in next december 24 (YEAH !). No need to walk through reception anyway if you book a bungalow, so no Walk of Shame in the morning. You can send your gal away, no matter what time of the day, nobody will notice. At night, a very friendly security guard is on duty for your own protection but my TG's never had to leave her ID unless I would be a bit suspicious and request him to do so.
Have fun !
BostonBread
12-16-05, 03:02
OK - my first time in Phuket and I followed the recommendations of my wealthy thai friend... We stayed at the highest hotel on the beach (Avantika). Certainly the best place on the beach, very nice bar, very beautiful pool - rooms are fantastic.
Now for the bad: expensive - more or less like the cost of a hotel in NYC. I didn't really know the difference as I was following my friend's advice and never even looked around. BUT with this said - if you want luxury - highly recommend.
Oh - for mongers, they check IDs (for your benefit really) and they do charge a fee for a girl. I love Phuket though!
BostonBread
12-16-05, 03:06
Highly recommend this club but make sure you move fast as the pretty ones get picked up pretty quickly. As most know - in Phuket, when you get one, you get them for the night. First night was with one called Pimmy. Great fun, excellent english which allows you to get to know them - probably too well. BUT fortunately the next day she saw a "money man" who pays her 4,000 bht per night. She was dying to get rid of me as he had a bit of jealousy in him and asked her if she wanted to goto bangkok that afternoon with him. I mean come on - isn't that taboo to take another guy's girl! Just reinforced that the reason you pay them is to leave!
I can attest with Asianatic that the Patong Villa is decent and not a "dive". However, my fav is next door, only a half block from Bangla, Safari Beach Hotel, +66-763-411-714, www.safaribeachhotel.com. No hassle management. High season 2600 Baht, Low season 1100 Baht for a very nice room, pool and beautiful grounds. Low key and no "big resort" feel. Located behind the Savoy Seafood Restaurant. Breakfast included across the street at their cafe right on the beach. For the money, it doesn't get better.
Nicky Nicky
12-21-05, 07:52
Highly recommend this club but make sure you move fast as the pretty ones get picked up pretty quickly. As most know - in Phuket, when you get one, you get them for the night. First night was with one called Pimmy. Great fun, excellent english which allows you to get to know them - probably too well. BUT fortunately the next day she saw a "money man" who pays her 4,000 bht per night. She was dying to get rid of me as he had a bit of jealousy in him and asked her if she wanted to goto bangkok that afternoon with him. I mean come on - isn't that taboo to take another guy's girl! Just reinforced that the reason you pay them is to leave!Yeah! Banana ! lots of babe there. Price from lowest 1500 up to 4000.
One thing that I observed in Patong Beach is that the good-looking girls chose their men, not vice versa.
Crazy world!
So if you are ugly better go to Pattaya. By the way I was lucky.
Kuranyi
Frank Pole
12-24-05, 08:03
I stayed at the My Friend Bungalow across from Karon beach for a week in oct 2004. (Yea I got out with only a few weeks to spare) And I was wondering if the place is still up and running. I'm headed back in January and i Can't get them to answer my e-mails. Did they change the name?
Frank Pole
12-27-05, 02:12
Here are some pics of the room at the My Friend Bungalow. It costs 700bt for 2 people per night and most definately GF. Note the view from the balcony. I walked across the street to the beach to snap the sunset pic. Note the leather loveseat, satelite tv, new A/C and Frig. This is the 3rd floor.
It dosn't cost muck to take a Songtaow over the hill to Patong and much more laid back and QUIET. Walk out of the hotel, turn right walk 250' to the round a bout,take a right and up the street 150' feet to the beer bars. Their #'s are in the LP. They do not return e-mail. I am going to try calling them in a few hours
Latina Passion
12-28-05, 02:47
Have to take my Colombian Novia, blow her mind to see a place that cost less then Colombia! Tailored made shirts $11.50 U.S. Got to love that shit!
Here are some pics of the room at the My Friend Bungalow. It costs 700bt for 2 people per night and most definately GF. Note the view from the balcony. I walked across the street to the beach to snap the sunset pic. Note the leather loveseat, satelite tv, new A/C and Frig. This is the 3rd floor.
It dosn't cost muck to take a Songtaow over the hill to Patong and much more laid back and QUIET. Walk out of the hotel, turn right walk 250' to the round a bout,take a right and up the street 150' feet to the beer bars. Their #'s are in the LP. They do not return e-mail. I am going to try calling them in a few hours
Have to take my Colombian Novia, blow her mind to see a place that cost less then Colombia! Tailored made shirts $11.50 U.S. Got to love that shit!
LP. where you getting shirts for 7.50?
Latina Passion
12-28-05, 10:30
Forget the name of the shop, but it was on beach rd between soi 4 and 5 by 7/11!
LP. where you getting shirts for 7.50?
KARON: -- Chalong Police are on the lookout for a bar hostess named “Poo” who broke the heart of a Swedish tourist – then added injury to insult by smashing a beer bottle over his head on New Year’s Eve.
Report of the incident was made by the victim not long after the attack, which occurred at around 1:30 am on January 1.
Swede Peter Kawe, 43, told police that he came to Phuket as a tourist late last year and had rented an apartment in Karon. He fell deeply in love with “Poo” – real name not reported – with the understanding that she was single and childless, he told police.
As patrons of the Seven Beer Bar celebrated the arrival of 2006, one of Poo’s friends told the Swede that not only was the object of his affection already married – but that she also had a child to support.
When the Swede confronted Poo to ask if this was true, she smashed a beer bottle over his head and hurled the broken remains at him, he said.
Covered with his own blood, the Swede continued to demand an explanation from Poo about why she had lied to him.
He only left the bar after Poo chased him out with a fruit knife, trying to stab him, he told police.
Pol Lt Col Anek Mongkol of the Chalong Police Station told the Gazette that if Poo could be found she would be arrested and charged with assault.
--Phuket Gazette 2006-01-03
I am heading to Phuket in February and am wondering where the best places to go are this season. I have not been to Thailand for 18 years so I am looking forward to this trip. Hoping I can get some good info off this site to make my trip go smooth. I will be diving most days so I don't want to stay out until 2:00 AM every night.
Any sugestions out there?
i am heading to phuket in february and am wondering where the best places to go are this season. i have not been to thailand for 18 years so i am looking forward to this trip. hoping i can get some good info off this site to make my trip go smooth. i will be diving most days so i don't want to stay out until 2:00 am every night.
any sugestions out there?
well i guess it has to be patong beach, severely hit by the tsunami, it seems to be getting up to speed slowly but surely. hotel availability i believe is still good. as for places to go, i tend to stay around soi bangla, for fl i like to head to the taipan disco at the end of soi bangla.
Is any good massage parlor in Phuket?
Thanks
Poupard2000
01-07-06, 17:32
I was in Baan Thai (Patong beach on the beach road) a few days ago..... Going back with a girl at midnight I was followed by a guard who knocks at my door violently asking at the talkie walkie for additional guards .... I felt as a robber in an hotel where I am paying 5 000 bahts a night... the guard was asking for an additional 500 bahts for the GUEST... I was forced to go at the desk and to pay the FINE... 500 bahts... I tell them loudly that it will be my LAST VISIT IN BAAN THAI... Furthermore expansive for a poor quality...
Forget these types of ripp off... not very guest friendly.
Kekeke,
ST with Thai lady: B200
ST hotelroom for me and Thai lady: B80
Condoms and lube: B20
Seeing others pay B5000 for a room and B500 guestfee: PRICELESS!
Roaming Rob
01-07-06, 23:15
Sorry to hear your experience in this hotel. I have nothing but good things to say about my stay there. I went there in early Sept 05 and got really good deal on room and never had problem bringing girl back. Maybe I was just lucky. Hope next time you find better time there. I am going back middle of Feb but maybe try some place different this time.
What I understand so far from my research.
Taipan seems to be the best place for FL's.
Christines is the only soapy massage in Patong, I hear the quality of girls is not to good.
Rockhard as far as I can tell is the biggist Ago-go with the most girls, party place.
Flash Ago-go has the best looking girls.
Still need to get a grip on what is the best beer bars with the best BG's?
I would be interested in some opinions on this, I'm sure there is as many opinions as beer bars.
I advise members to steer clear of this Hotel. Staff very rude, and tried to charge me 1000bht for a guest after I was told (when I made the booking) there was no guest fee.
Poupard2000
01-08-06, 15:36
Freeler... IMHO two solutions :
- You are so handsome that girls are fucking for almost free with you
- Your girls are so ugly that they cannot ask for more money.
Of course I assume solution 1.... Personaly, with my average level... I fuck for 1000 bahts (Long time in Pattaya) ... 1500/2000 bahts (LT in BKK or Phuket).. you are the KING of Thailand !!!
All,
These are my thoughts having just returned from Phuket a couple of days ago.
I agree that a good place for Freelancers is Tai Pan or Tiger Disco's.
The normal beer bar's are all located in an area around Bang La Rd to the North End of Patong Beach. The quality of ladies varies enourmously. Word of warning ... there are several Lady boys around .... That tall stunning looking girl of your dreams .... might not be !!
As for Prices, I found that they varied enourmously ... it really depends whether a girl likes you. I was working on a cute cute "serving" girl in one of the bars... After a week I had never seen her leave with anyone ... but its Thailand, so you know NOTHING is impossible !!.
After 3 more days I persuaded her and she only wanted dinner and 800B for LT. She was superb the full GFE and more !! Sometimes the long game and not turning up in a bar with a new girl everynight pays off.
Good luck and enjoy
The Summit
Nicky Nicky
01-09-06, 13:38
I was in Baan Thai (Patong beach on the beach road) a few days ago. Going back with a girl at midnight I was followed by a guard who knocks at my door violently asking at the talkie walkie for additional guards. I felt as a robber in an hotel where I am paying 5 000 bahts a night. The guard was asking for an additional 500 bahts for the GUEST. I was forced to go at the desk and to pay the FINE. 500 bahts. I tell them loudly that it will be my LAST VISIT IN BAAN THAI. Furthermore expansive for a poor quality.
Forget these types of ripp off. Not very guest friendly. Hey man, you are right! I had the same bad problem with you last year.
Tell you what. Next time stay at a budget hotel. No extra charge for guess: )believe me.
poupard (pooper:(?),
not to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) you off or anything, but my regular phuket hotel costs b250 and they don't even know what a joiner fee is. in fact, they told a waitress from a nearby restaurant (food b20-40) where my room was when she wasn't sure of the roomnumber. she serviced me free of charge. the next morning the big eared receptionist, a lovely 20 yo with a wedding wish, asked me if i've had fun.
yes, i had:).
unlike you:(.
advice:
quit going to expensive hotels, pay b800 max, but b400 max is better:), and you will see no trouble whatsoever.
nicky nicky,
hear, hear!
Phantomtiger2
01-09-06, 23:41
Kekeke,
ST with Thai lady: B200
ST hotelroom for me and Thai lady: B80
Condoms and lube: B20
Seeing others pay B5000 for a room and B500 guestfee: PRICELESS!
All I can say is "WOW"
I just recently got back from Phuket in Nov and compare to your prices, I wuz robbed. I checked on-line everywhere for Nov and the absolute cheapest price I got was at the CNN hotel for 1200b/nite and this was consider a good price as many other places charging over 1800 and 2000b in Nov.
Am I assuming your regular place of stay is in Patong Beach and not Phuket town?
And 200b for the lady, shit--I paid more than that for just the Ladydrinks in Phuket.
Like to know what's the secret to your success as I truly have lots to learn for my next trip back. And at your prices, can truly afford to go back to Phuket for another visit but at the prices I paid, will truly never return there.
PT
Phantom and Bottler (via pm),
The thing to do in Phuket is NOT to stay in Patong (except low season - rooms can be very cheap in low season!) but in Phuket town.
Phuket town is just half an hour away by motorcycle or by bus (no bus after 6PM!).
There's a whole bunch of hotels in Phuket, starting at B200 to 'the sky is the limit'.
No, I'm not going to give you the addresses; I found them myself, so can you.
Like I've said a THOUSAND times: stay away from gogos and bars. Being a non-drinker helps in doing so. Chat up the girls that are on their way to the bar around 1-2 PM. Just ask the same lame dumbass questions they always ask: Pai nai ('where you go') and stuff.
Chat up the gogo girls en route for work around 7PM.
Both bar- and gogogirls will have nearby rooms, so ask where her room is - she'll love to show you!
Chat up the waitress in the B20-40 eatery where you eat.
If your room is half decent, she'd rather stay there than in her own room.
OK, B200 is bottom end, but make it your startingprice, anything from her over B400 should be answered with a firm 'Mei dai' (Cannot!).
Use as many Thai words as you can. Don't listen to the fuckheads who say that first you should learn to speak 'proper Thai'. Nobody ever learned a language by not speaking it.
Bottomline: Be nice and take advantage:D!
BTW Phuket town holds a couple of secrets of its own, search for Man on the Street's Phuket reports and find out about them!
There is one guesthouse in Patong that is super cheap. 250 a night in low season and 300 in high season. Small room, but has a fan, tv, hot water, and a single bed. It's right behind Lamai Inn (or is it Lamai hotel?) Anyway, it's called Kaew Kong Guesthouse. The owner is a real asshole sometimes, especially if you don't pay everyday or in advance, but it's the cheapest I found in Patong.
Tokyohomeboy
01-12-06, 11:48
Allover - I wrote the flwg report a couple or so years ago. Is this what you're referring to? One thing tho, it certainly was NOT cheap by Phuket standards BUT the quality was absolutely first classGuys,
Do you need to be taken by a local or can a farang just walk in? Do you take the main elevator up to 4/F or is the entrance around the side somewhere? I'm a Poseidon fan when 'm in BKK. I want to see how this place compares.
Tokyohomeboy
01-12-06, 12:16
ALLOVER - not quite sure if that place still there/offering the same service. Its been over a year since.
Talking to one of my mongering buddies, he told me that the "latest" place in Phuket for 'higher' class mongering is a sort of entertainment complex - i.e. K-OK, show production, nightclub etc - named something like "Fantasia" (Not to be confused with that amusement park "Fantasea" in Kamala). Supposedly where the local Phuket Big Wigs go to these days - as opposed to regular 'Farang' destinations offering mostly darker skinned Issan girls like Patong.
Anybody can give us more info on this Fantasia?
SE Asia JoeI just googled "Fantasia" and "Phuket" and got this link:
http://www.************.com/nightnews.htm
Scroll down to July 2004. Is this the place you mean?
Transaction
01-17-06, 10:57
Hi All,
I will be coming to Phuket mid Feb 16 -20. I have booked myself at Malai Inn which is along patong. I think.
Anyone of you would like to meet up and have some beer, bacardi etc.
Btw, whats the rate or price of a bus to hatyai from Phuket? How long it takes to reach there?
Thank you all,
Trans
Phantomtiger2
01-19-06, 23:29
Phantom and Bottler (via pm),
The thing to do in Phuket is NOT to stay in Patong (except low season - rooms can be very cheap in low season!) but in Phuket town.
Phuket town is just half an hour away by motorcycle or by bus (no bus after 6PM!).
There's a whole bunch of hotels in Phuket, starting at B200 to 'the sky is the limit'.
No, I'm not going to give you the addresses; I found them myself, so can you.
Like I've said a THOUSAND times: stay away from gogos and bars. Being a non-drinker helps in doing so. Chat up the girls that are on their way to the bar around 1-2 PM. Just ask the same lame dumbass questions they always ask: Pai nai ('where you go') and stuff.
Chat up the gogo girls en route for work around 7PM.
Both bar- and gogogirls will have nearby rooms, so ask where her room is - she'll love to show you!
Chat up the waitress in the B20-40 eatery where you eat.
If your room is half decent, she'd rather stay there than in her own room.
OK, B200 is bottom end, but make it your startingprice, anything from her over B400 should be answered with a firm 'Mei dai' (Cannot!).
Use as many Thai words as you can. Don't listen to the fuckheads who say that first you should learn to speak 'proper Thai'. Nobody ever learned a language by not speaking it.
Bottomline: Be nice and take advantage:D!
BTW Phuket town holds a couple of secrets of its own, search for Man on the Street's Phuket reports and find out about them!
Hi Freeler,
Thanks for the post.
I did go to Phuket town and the part about no bus after 6pm was slightly off, last bus back to beach was actually around 5:35pm when I visited. Found out the hard way as I reach bus stop at 5:45 and waited for 20min before an old man told me last bus left already. Then it was negot. with mototaxi for 200 (or 250b)? cant remember which , for ride back to beach.
As I am not familiar as you around Phukettown, I wont even know where to look for the "cheaper" places to stay next time I go there or best places for picking up the gals as you had suggested.
Perhaps a list (locations) of where to start looking would be greatly appreciated as not much current info on Phukettown available. This would be a big time saver as I don't have to start from scratch.
Thanks
PT
Phantom,
Glad you at least gave it a try!
Check Reports of distiction for the ManOnTheStreet link.
Regards,
Freeler
PS Make note for self: 5.30pm:(
Hi Guys & Girls,
Planning a trip to Phuket in late March with a good mate, just wondered if you could supply any latest news. Restaurants, Good Massages Places, Private Ladies.
Kind regards
Quickfix
Sawadee krab! Pom will go to Phuket on Feb 1~5. Is anyone there .too? Maybe
we could cheong and have fun together. I'd stay in patong and phuket town for two nights respectively. Hope to have someone company playing with mm.
I will be in Patong February 13th to the 23rd. Anyone going to be out there at that time.
This will be my first time to Patong, I was in Pattaya about 18 years ago. I have been reading alot to get caught up. Seems to be almost overwhelming the amount of information out there. Any help in identifing the best clubs, bars, Agogos or pool bars. I will be diving so early nights (midnight or so) will be normal for me.
Thanks
All About Bob
01-22-06, 16:16
Hi all
I spend alot of time in Bangkok and Samui, but i fancy going to Phuket.
I am looking for a good hotel around 3-4k per night, from reading throught this thread Patong seems the place to go, can anyone reccomend a decent hotel.
Thanks
Bob
Hi Trans,
The last bus fares for one way that I've paid is about 500bht (in 2004) from Hatyai to Phuket. I am not too sure the significant increases on bus fares thereafter causing by the global increases on fuels.
There will a few stops in between for lunch and coffee breaks for the passengers. The final stop will be at Krabi for 1/2 hours. The entire journeys will tooks your an approximately 8-9 hours, including the short intervals for breaks. This also depending on how clear the traffics flow leading to Phuket town on that time.
hope this information will enlighten your questions pertaining the journey from Hatyai to Phuket.
Papercut.
Hi All,
I will be coming to Phuket mid Feb 16 -20. I have booked myself at Malai Inn which is along patong. I think.
Anyone of you would like to meet up and have some beer, bacardi etc.
Btw, whats the rate or price of a bus to hatyai from Phuket? How long it takes to reach there?
Thank you all,
Trans
Just back from Phuket. Best quality girls this year are at Dragon a go go on Soi Dragon- top quality- I heartlily recommend no 61! Avoid no 25- incredibly cute but a bit of a rip off merchant! Tiger and Taipan are the best discos to go- trust me, the place is awash with lovelies this year!
Papercut,
I don't know what bus you were on, are you sure it wasn't a mini van?
The aircon bus from HY-Phuket is about B220!
Look for the buses with orange coloring on the sides, I believe the number is around 420(423? - ***********?). Too bad I can't find my notes...
Compare prices:
Nakhon Sri Tammarat-Krabi(fan)= B 70 (2002)
Krabi-Phuket(fan)= B 65 (2002)
Fan bus from HY would be about the same. Traveltime is about 8 hours.
Transaction
01-25-06, 05:36
Hi Mates,
Thanks and I think I will forget about going to haadyai from phuket this time around. Will go to Haadyai itself maybe in March.
Appreciate your information though and am looking fwd for the trip in 3 weeks time.
Trans
Member #3173
01-25-06, 05:36
Does anyone know if guest houses or hotels are full next week in Phi Phi
and if not full what will be the rates like.
Following the tsunami I think this time bungalows may not be full.
By the way how many bungalows are left and would it be easy to pick up chcks?
Hi Trans,
I will be going to Hatyai too on March for 3 nights...where you gonna stay mate?.
thanks
Papercut
Hi Mates,
Thanks and I think I will forget about going to haadyai from phuket this time around. Will go to Haadyai itself maybe in March.
Appreciate your information though and am looking fwd for the trip in 3 weeks time.
Trans
SE Asia Joe
01-26-06, 04:25
I just googled "Fantasia" and "Phuket" and got this link:
http://www.************.com/nightnews.htm
Scroll down to July 2004. Is this the place you mean?
Thanks for the info - yes I guess this must be the place. Am going to go down end of next month and I will certainly check it out and revert to y'all
this is what the article you pointed me to says:
Fantasia in Phuket City is now up and running with singing/dancing shows and lot of pretty girls to entertain you. If you like a girl you can bring her to one of the private karaoke rooms available. This is an upmarket club and expect the prices to be the same. Located at Phang nga road in the old cinema building, between Pearl Bowling and Pink Lady Cafe.
By the way how many bungalows are left and would it be easy to pick up chicks?Phi Phi is a good place to pick up Farang chicks. It is very easy.
CB,
Really??, where do their usually hang out that easy for pick up?.
out of curiosity.
Papercut.
Phi Phi is a good place to pick up Farang chicks. It is very easy.
They are kind of hard to miss.
Everyone of those bars in the Ton Sai area of Phi Phi (Don) is always full of drunk backpackers (the area where the Reggae Bar is). Not sure what that part of the island is called, but the main touristy/diver/backpacker area in the South of the island.
Just returned from a 10 day trip to Phuket via Bangkok.
Stayed for one night at the C&N hotel, 1090 baht, decent place but noisy with music out the window due to street proximity, so moved to the Aloha Villa a block away. Negotiated 1400 baht per night. I REALLY like this place; not luxurious but clean, great service every day, super air conditioning and good water pressure. Excellent staff, and VERY guest friendly, no guest fees, etc. I went on a three day live-aboard diving trip to the Similan islands and the hotel let me keep most of my luggage in their storage room AND my safety deposit box for NOTHING!!
Girls came mostly from beer bars and some freelancers just strolling along Bangla road or nearby. Most will go for 1000 baht short time; I treat them all very well and usually tip a bit extra for great service. Kept one lady overnight for 1500 baht. Had one three way, 2000 baht for both girls short time.
Tracked down one beer bar girl I met last year and thought we would have a great reunion, as we had kept in touch with emails for the past year, but she seemed a bit cool to me for some strange reason. "You can't go home again."
I really like Phuket....much nicer than Bangkok; the pace seems less frantic and the beaches and diving are superb. The air is clean and fresh and the people are just wonderful.
Thanks to everyone who posts here....your info has been invaluable to me and I hope this info will help someone on the board.
Feel free to PM me with any questions.
Blue skies
Zip Head,
Any more on the day diving. I will be there for 12 days and plan one 2 or 3 day live aboard and would like to do several day trips.
What company did you use?
I used www.Phuket-scuba-club.com; owner is a guy named Kevan, an ex-pat from South Africa, real nice guy. Here's the reality, though: every dive shop in phuket essentially acts as a "broker" for the dive boats. Anybody can sell you a day of diving and you will end up on a boat that is filled with divers from every dive shop/business in town. There is NO dive shop that has a boat that caters only to its own customers.
So......the thing to do is decide where you want to go, then talk to any dive shop and see who can book you on the dive. Not every boat goes to every dive site every day.
Dive spots I recommend:
Koh Dac Mai
Shark's Point
Anemone Reef
King Cruiser
Some of these dives can be done in one day....in fact, I think I did Koh Dac Mai, shark's Point and King Cruiser on one day most recent trip. I've heard the two dive spots south of Phi Phi island are also good.
I had lousy dives on Ratcha Noi and Ratcha Yai (I think that is what they are called)....not much to see and poor visibility. they are popular, though, so maybe I was there on a bad day.
Any of these dives will be about $60-70 per dive trip, includes the usual tanks, wt belt, weights, snacks and lunch on the boat. If you have to rent gear it will be extra.
Good luck!
Zip Head,
If I'm not mistaken, and I'm not:), Ratcha Yai and Noi better known for fishing... Marlin, dolphinfish, that kind of stuff.
Have you looked at the Similan dive trips? Those might be better suited for you.
Just about every agency everywhere just sells someone else's tickets! Fishing in Phi Phi, boat to Koh Lanta, taxi to airport, et cetera, et cetera.
Zip Head,
Thanks for the dive info. Sounds like you had a good trip.
Fast Eddie 48
01-30-06, 01:05
I used www.Phuket-scuba-club.com; owner is a guy named Kevan, an ex-pat from South Africa, real nice guy. Here's the reality, though: every dive shop in phuket essentially acts as a "broker" for the dive boats. Anybody can sell you a day of diving and you will end up on a boat that is filled with divers from every dive shop/business in town. There is NO dive shop that has a boat that caters only to its own customers.
So......the thing to do is decide where you want to go, then talk to any dive shop and see who can book you on the dive. Not every boat goes to every dive site every day.
Dive spots I recommend:
Koh Dac Mai
Shark's Point
Anemone Reef
King Cruiser
Some of these dives can be done in one day....in fact, I think I did Koh Dac Mai, shark's Point and King Cruiser on one day most recent trip. I've heard the two dive spots south of Phi Phi island are also good.
I had lousy dives on Ratcha Noi and Ratcha Yai (I think that is what they are called)....not much to see and poor visibility. they are popular, though, so maybe I was there on a bad day.
Any of these dives will be about $60-70 per dive trip, includes the usual tanks, wt belt, weights, snacks and lunch on the boat. If you have to rent gear it will be extra.
Good luck!
to zip head
Most of the best dive is 2-3 day trip to silmilan island or burma banks, many
padi dive operater offer this , shark point and phi phi is a good dive 10 year
ago but too many diver now and the reef is not as good as used to be .
Same go for fishing all bit game is fish out on local water , you need to go far
to silmilan area for good fishing and now is a very good time to go .
fast eddie 48
Fast Eddie.....apparently you don't read very well.
Yes, the best diving is in the Similan islands and the Burma bank on the live-aboards. The question posed to me was for info on the DAY TRIPS available in the Phuket area.
The Similan Islands are FANTASTIC diving, second only in my experience to Palau, in the western Pacific. They should truly be done on a live-aboard boat, as I did recently.
Hope this clears everything up.
Zip Head,
I guess both Eddie and myself mentioned Similam because there are no full proof one day diving trips off Phuket.
So, everybody was right.
Great:)!
Can anyone tell me the situation on Phi Phi? Has it been rebuilt since the Tsunami? I was in Phuket in April 05 and everyone said don't bother going there because it was still a mess.
I really liked it when I was there in 03.
Can anyone tell me the situation on Phi Phi? Has it been rebuilt since the Tsunami? I was in Phuket in April 05 and everyone said don't bother going there because it was still a mess.
I really liked it when I was there in 03.Yup, if someone could tell us about phi phi. I think it's going better and better and some bungalows has been build back but I am not sure (not so easy to find any informations). Are the new bungalows built near the sea?
Every information would be great. Thanks!
Nocbj4me,
When people tell you to go or not go somewhere, it is usually because they have an interest in you going or not going....
You can always book a daytour, either from Phuket, or the slightly cheaper route from Krabi.
Krabi-PP-Phuket is a posibility too. Most of these tickets are valid for more than one days aswell, so no problem if you want to stay on PP.
Honolulu Jimmy
02-02-06, 19:56
there a lots of day boats to the usual sites. i've gone out with lots of operators and find the nicest boat is with sea bee's. many operators load each others boats daily etc. i have no need for coaching and have probably more training and expericence than most of the people in phuket. i'm real hard judge of the lil scuba heros who work for nothing and want to be lord's of the deep. i find most of the boat people arrogant and looking to place theri comfort and well being ahead of that of their customers. that being said the diving in phuket is ok and seasonal.
my issue is that there are way too many boats on the sites. why do i think they all go to the same places everyday. two places that i think are really nuts are king cruiser and shark point. both open ocean sites where the boats drop off dive teams and then cruise in to do the p/u's. i have always wondered how many people the injure per year. way too many people at too few sites.
people have to remember that thailand is "on fire" in hatching padi instructors. i have found that way too many dive staff on the charters are far too inexperienced for my liking.
for those of you diving with enriched air/nitrox beware that i've never had a full load of 36% as paid for and promised. i would bring my own meter cause the lil stickers on the tanks are not correct. althought for most experieinced divers the group bottom time is way too short so you never get near any ndl's. i seldom use more that half a tank (whilst the dive staff use more and i'm a big guy) they seldom pair groups well.
liveaboards are better diving but fall short on an international scale. you ain't paying for and aggressor or a mike ball trip but be careful as the quality of the dive boats/staff varies greatly and if i'm living aboard i don't want shite habitats.
diving in thailand. forget pattaya as the water is dirty. the andaman sea has lots of good diving. i have been told there are good shore dives but my toes don't like sand.
take a dive monger vacation to thailand, up to you. if you are an afficanato or professional i would say go for it but don't expect it to be like cozumel or png micronesia etc. i keep comming back but not for the scuba diving. i don't like a combo of tank social life.
additionally, there are a number of day trips to the similans. some drive up to kho lak and go by high speed boat. there was an operation that had some hydrofoil boat but i don't know if they still run.
hidden secret. patong side dives. one of my objections to staying in patong and having 12+ hrs elapse between p/u and drop off for 60 min bottom time. however there are 2 tank trips out of patong that are just fine. the new floating pier set up in patong bay is great. a few weeks ago i did a 2 tnk patong trip and was back to my hotel before noon. had my gear carried to the boat from the truck at beach road. shop around as a few have trips. i have found that the shop near to the thara patong all 4 diving has been a good booknig agent.
The Bigboy
02-05-06, 00:04
Kekeke,
ST with Thai lady: B200
ST hotelroom for me and Thai lady: B80
Condoms and lube: B20!Dream on,
Thb 200 for ST she must be 80 years old.
Thb 80 for a short time room, must be a chair on the beach.
Thb 20 for lube and condoms ,must be motoroil and balloons.
Lovesnihon
02-05-06, 01:02
Summiteer, you are so right...
I was in Phuket in October, and noticed how much the place had changed in the post-Tsunami period.
I'd also add the Banana disco, which was teeming with babes from wall to wall when I was there. Bars seemed to be up and down in their action. Most of the regular places were still busy along Soi Bangala.
As for the Ladyboys, a friend of mine and I called one of them "The Worker". Amazingly, she only tries to bag Japanese guys and always seems to have someone in her arms. Incredible. Sit at the U2 bar and have a couple of Heinekens with the girls (especially one who is half Cambodian/half Thai with a body like Venus) and watch the festivities..
One last note, don't be keen-e-ow with the girls if they're great when you drag em back to the hotels. They can always use the extra cash...
Over and ut....LN
All,
These are my thoughts having just returned from Phuket a couple of days ago.
I agree that a good place for Freelancers is Tai Pan or Tiger Disco's.
The normal beer bar's are all located in an area around Bang La Rd to the North End of Patong Beach. The quality of ladies varies enourmously. Word of warning ... there are several Lady boys around .... That tall stunning looking girl of your dreams .... might not be !!
As for Prices, I found that they varied enourmously ... it really depends whether a girl likes you. I was working on a cute cute "serving" girl in one of the bars... After a week I had never seen her leave with anyone ... but its Thailand, so you know NOTHING is impossible !!.
After 3 more days I persuaded her and she only wanted dinner and 800B for LT. She was superb the full GFE and more !! Sometimes the long game and not turning up in a bar with a new girl everynight pays off.
Good luck and enjoy
The Summit
Bigboy,
Are you into trains or something?
It's a good thing to have a newbie over who takes the time to RTFF and come up with yet another famous Freeler quote.
Domino will be fukken jealous:).
How about a report?
Terry Terrier
02-05-06, 11:47
The Bigboy,
Freeler is our resident expert on doing Thailand on the cheap. He knows his stuff, jing. do you know yours? care to share it?
Has anybody been to Soi SeaPearl lately? I am looking for a bar there called Star Dust. It's owned by one of the close friend. Trying to see if I can get in contact with this guy.
Dear friends,
i will be visiting phuket for my first ever mongering trip, i have been there earlier for a vacation with my family when i was much younger, i am a regular at bangkok though.in comparison phuket seems to be quite backward vis a vis bangkok ( in the regard of mongering), please advise good massage parlors/soapies, the only one i hear from the forum is chirstine's, please advise if there are any more of these and what are the good girl friendly hotels there, i am looking at stayiong in the ban thai resort or the patoing bayshore resort, please advise if they are girl friendly and worth the price.
looking forward.
boy
P.S. Good to know i am a senior member here, instills a feeling of great pride .
Lion Killer
02-10-06, 00:51
Does anyone have any dive shop operators in Patong beach that they have used and would recommend for day trips? I have done extensive research on the web and found several that seem reputable. But word of mouth is the very best way I have found.
Any help is appreciated, thanks.
LK
Pampurs777
02-11-06, 10:45
i did some diving with a company called "South Siam Divers" back in Sept 2004. They had a dive shop in Patpong and provided transportaton to the pier. In my opinion the boats were in great condition and the instruction was inline with all PADI requirements. I do not know if they survived the tsunami but worth looking into.
Does anyone have any dive shop operators in Patong beach that they have used and would recommend for day trips? I have done extensive research on the web and found several that seem reputable. But word of mouth is the very best way I have found.
Any help is appreciated, thanks.
LK
Honolulu Jimmy
02-11-06, 18:15
99% boat diving. The shop won't determine who you dive with as most ***** this about. I like seabee's as they have a nice boat and sell beer for the long ride home. You can e-mail them or ask at any shop. Where are you stay as I can point you in the right direction. If you go to the PADI. COM site there is a place to locate shops and e-mail them. Many, not all, but many shops are on 2nd road near Christins Massage, (Patong only soapy) and another bunch near Soi Sea Pearl/ Thara Patong Hotel and on to the beach near there. I have dove around the world for about 40 years a chose SeaBeas.
I go out almost every trip to Patong. PM meto get a good opertator!
Lion Killer
02-12-06, 15:15
HJ & 777,
Thanks for your imput. I did research Seebeas's as one of the dive shops I would use, thanks for the back up Honolulu. I will do some research on South Siam Diver also, thanks, Pampurs 777.
I am thinking of heading there in July, will be my first time to Thailand. I have dove the Philippines 6 times, looking for some place new. Thanks for the imput guys, have a nice day.
LK
Lion Killer,
Due to rough sea conditions in the rainy season (July), no trustworthy dive operation will go out to sea...
You might want to change your plans and go muffdiving instead:).
Lion Killer
02-12-06, 17:30
Freeler,
Thanks for the heads up, I will contact the dive operators and see what there opinion is about diving in July. By the way there are only 2 reasons to dive the Philippines and Thailand, thats the combo of scuba diving during the day and muff diving at night.
LK
when did you stay here, i have thier joiner policy very specifically mentioned on asiatravel.com, which states there is joiner fees of 1000 B , for every member during the stay, what was yiour experience?
boy
checked the
I second that for the www.tharapatong.com. The pool rooms are great for night time action. Hit a vendor for some string bikini's at 500-750 baht. Pick you favorite size and just remember the strings are the quick release. I recmmend rooms 1152- 1157 for night action as they arein the darker section of the pool. You might remmind your neighbors to turn off their balcony lites at night as they tend to draw mosquitos!
The new res person is K. Apai info@tharapatongcom with a ref to that name. Menion no joiner fee for night guests. No Problem. Check out the stayu 4 pay three deal of thses days. 10 min from Bangla but quiet at night, best of both worlds.
Jimmy
i have just recieved a mail from the hotel stating they have a joiner fees of 1000 B , the following is the mail recieved from them-
Please ignore previous email. This email is correct.
Thank you very much for your email inquiry regarding our room rates for above period. We are very pleased to offer you at the following;
From the period 16/APR/06 - 19/APR/06 (for 3 nights)
One Superior Room at the rate of 2300 Baht per night.
or
One Deluxe Room at the rate of 2950 Baht per night.
Our room rates are net inclusive of Service Charge, Government V.A.T., and daily american breakfast for one person.
Note: We will charge for joiner fee at the cost of 1000 Baht per person per night. They are not inclusive anything. We will keep ID Card at receptionist or security.
Please kindly advise if the above offer is accepted by return and also provide us of your credit card number, expiration date, last 3 digits at the back of credit card to guarantee your reservation.
We are looking forward to confirm your request.
Best regards,
Apai Jakkarapong
Reservation Manager
Date: 13FEB06.
so please do not consider the above if girl friendly is an option.
when did you stay here, i have thier joiner policy very specifically mentioned on asiatravel.com, which states there is joiner fees of 1000 B , for every member during the stay, what was yiour experience?
boy
checked the
Connaisseur
02-14-06, 20:39
This may be a long-shot, but has anyone been to "Sandy Hair" in Karon Beach (http://phuketdir.com/phuketbar/index.htm)?
Any intel will be appreciated!
Conn.
Honolulu Jimmy
02-16-06, 18:38
Yep, that is a policy that has been in place for the 5 years I've been there. The place is now run by the Swiss Belhotel group and has a new sing as the BelHotel Thara Beach Report. I stayed ther last month and the staff if greatly reduced *see note below, services reduced as both the dolfin Bar and Oasis Bar are closed. They are germans and all they have do so far is raise the rates, reduce services (house keeping staff reduced which shows) so no magic in their plan. The person you have com***icateed with has been there less tha six months and I expect is doing what ever to keep his job! I'll be back there for Songrkan and see what I do for June, Aug, Oct. and Nov. which will be 6 visits for me in 2006.
* It is like a killing field...they are all gone. Much fewer staff at breakfast, only one option for a drink at the bar. Alas, I hear many calls out, JIMMY as I pass about Patong. One of my favorite girls who whould sneak into my room after her late shift and sneak out in her uniform carrying a tray in the morning....I've been told that there is a sign in the Employee are of the Cabanas directly acrosss the street) indicating that ex-Thara Patong employees are VERY welcome to apply for a position.
I love the Thara Patong ( what ever name the call it now but it has changed. I have been advise that the new hotel still underconstrution directly across the street, the Pawadee (old crissy) will be on the move to to attract lots of people who don't like the moves of the German Management. I had a look at the web site for this company. I had a business for more that 15 years within the visitor industry in Honolulu. I have seen many hotels change, seems to be a nature of the beast, and I can say that all these big foriegn maqmagement companies do little but raise prices and reduce costs (staff) relying on their large network for marketing. Basically they bleed a hotel for a few years and then move one having made a big profit while leaving the hotel far worse off than when they arrived. Carpet Baggers they be!
Here is a link to a pic of my room area. Lovely
http://www.tharapatong.com/images/tharapatong_phuket_panor2.jpg
I will be sad to move on after 5 years and over 20 visits but little last forever and if I'm not happy I'll seek other accomodations for my next visit
i have just recieved an e-mail from the deevana patong resort clasrifying there is nojoiner fees for night guest if you book a double room( which does cost as much as a single), so enjoy.
boy
Planning to visit to Phuket mid March. I have already RTFFd but still not sure where to stay. Can you regulars to Phuket guide me or recommend the following.
1. Which is the best part of town to stay in. North, Central or south or…
2. Where are the best locations to pick up STs and LTs
3. My budget is about $50 per night at a girl freindly hotel
4. Is it dry or rainy that part of the month.
5. Is Ko Samui a better alternative (for sightseeing)
many thanks for your help.
El Frances
02-18-06, 19:13
Local transportation is expensive in Phuket. You get easily charged 100 THB by a Tuk Tuk for a trip that would cost you 30THB in bangkok in an air-conditionned taxi. So unless you want to hire a motorcycle, it's better to stay near the strategic location for picking up girls: Bangla Road.
Duniawalla,
Phuket is a province, most of it is on the island, Phuket town is the biggest town in that province.
Where do you want to stay?
Phuket town, Kata, Karon, Patong, Rawai, on Panwa peninsula perhaps?
Phuket Island is a great place for sight-seeing.
Mid-March should be dry. But Phuket often sees a shower, even in the dry season.
I am arriving in Bangkok for the first time on February 28th. Can you guys help me and list:
1. five best massage parlors.
2. five best hotels for mongers like me.
3. five best pickup places.
4. Best place to meeting russian prostitutes.
Thanx
Davidep,
You haven't even arrived and are lost already.
FYI This is the Phuket section, a province located some 500 miles from BKK.
Your question should be: "Which plane should I be on tho arrive in Bangkok?"
Johnny Wynne
02-20-06, 03:26
HI Guys,
Can anyone recommend a Pharmacy in Phuket, Patong Beach, that will sell prescription items such as Cilias and Prozac over the counter, no questions asked and its location?
Thanks Kindly,
Jon
Planning to visit to Phuket mid March. I have already RTFFd but still not sure where to stay. Can you regulars to Phuket guide me or recommend the following.
1. Which is the best part of town to stay in. North, Central or south or…
2. Where are the best locations to pick up STs and LTs
3. My budget is about $50 per night at a girl freindly hotel
4. Is it dry or rainy that part of the month.
5. Is Ko Samui a better alternative (for sightseeing)
many thanks for your help.
Duni-
i have been to phuket once before and will bet here in april, have done a lot of research ( a good friend just came back from a mongering trip)and here is what i recoomensd-
1) best part to stay if u like a place that is the most happening is patong beach are of course.if your choice is of having a more laid back area which is not so crowded you could try karon or kata.
2) best locations for St & Lt are - bangla road, tiger disco, tai pan and rock hard, only one good MP in patong - chirstine's.
3) girl friendly hotel 1220 B standard room, 1800 B superior room in spa wing - devana patong resort, just ensure you book a double room.
5) ko samui is more rural, less developed and more laid back , lacks the energy phuket has.
have fun
boy
Can you guys help me and list:
1. five best massage parlors.
2. five best hotels for mongers like me.
3. five best pickup places.
4. Best place to meeting russian prostitutes.
1: The Hornet, Wooden Claw, Red Lantern, Jonny Wangs, Doi Boy.
2: The Felcher, Grand Oscar, Paulo's Place, The Garth, Lord Fistoral Grande.
3: Grand Palace, Klong Toey, Mo Chit, Devanzo, Sniff.
4: Moscow.
Any surfers out there? I'm thinking about going to Phuket for a few days in mid-March. I'm looking for a location with the best combination of a quiet & relaxed area to stay, easy to reach surfing and, of course, ladies. Looks like Karon and Kata might be surfable -- any good advice?
Thanks much.
Thanks everyone for your feedback and help. Will put in a FR once I get there and back.
Duni
Ahodesu,
I have seen people surfing at Karon but the surf isn't much to speak of. Nai Harn was my favorite beach to hang out at when I lived there.
Surin beach has the nastiest of rip tides but the waves are breaking relly close to the shore. I would go as far north and work your way back down the coast toward Nai Harn. Don't bother trying to surf on the east side of the island as there is very little beach.
five best places to meet russian prostitutes-
4: Moscow.
i must say coma you have a really good sense of humor, could not have been more starightforward than this.
cheers
boy
Aussiebloke453
02-24-06, 23:18
Hi Guys,
Well is starts with "f" anyway!!
Where are some good fishing locations in Thailand? Have got a 7 day leave pass from she who must be obeyed!!
Ideally looking for a location where the night life is really good too. To be honest the fishing is secondary but at least I need to park myself where charter fishing is are or it might look at tad "fishy" if ya get my drift.
Also I would like to do a days cooking class so if there is a location where I can get out on a fishing charter and a seperate days cooking class in the same location would be great. Of course the pre-requisite is the night life!!
Where in Thailand can you get the best of both worlds, bar girls and fishing/cooking!
Thanks,
Fleetz
Connaisseur
02-25-06, 15:32
Brief report on Karon upon last week's experience: after strolling through town with vulture-eyes and MP-radar on high alert, I found only one place that offered "extras": Blue Moon Massage, on main street and adjacent to a bar aptly called "Gun Bar".
The way it works: you sit at the bar, order a drink, then a girl (in my case she went by "Go") shows up and asks you if you want a massage. House fee is 600 Baht for the bar, and extras are negotioated separately. The MP consists of a back room to the bar featuring shower facilities and a bed. After mutual undressing, "Go" soaped me up and proceeded with "soapy massage" on an air mattress on the floor, and some dry humping. Then she inquired about my further intentions ("Boom, boom"? BJ? HJ?) I opted for HJ only, and bargained her down from 1000 Baht to 300.
In a nutshell, average and "Go" is also the perfect example for a girl looking soooooooo much better with her clothes on than off....
That's it for now from Karon; happy hunting, everyone!
Conn.
Honolulu Jimmy
02-25-06, 17:01
HI Guys,
Can anyone recommend a Pharmacy in Phuket, Patong Beach, that will sell prescription items such as Cilias and Prozac over the counter, no questions asked and its location?
Thanks Kindly,
JonCialis and Prozac. Who what kind of mix is that. I have seen Prozac over the counter in Boots the Chemist and they are the most restricitive in sales so I guess you can get it anywhere?
Hi everyone.
A few question for the regulars from a hopefull 1st timer. I'm traveling next week to phuket (pattong beach/deevanapatong) unfortuantly I don't have my own room as I'm taggin along with 2 other freinds (a couple)
So will have to find local rooms for fun on the evenings.
The other thing I was considering was renting a 2nd room in another hotel just for mongering, is this worth the trouble or are there plenty of short term room available a good rates that the girls take you to
I'm sorting out my budget for the 10 days I'm there.
So I've had a good look thru the forums. But want to check on a few things.
I'm hoping: -) after looking at one of the reports that I can find at least one 2 girl session while I'm there, how much can I expect to pay for this for a good 4 hour session at least.
What is the average price in pattong beach at the moment for one off's (1 hour) and longer (overnight).
Sorry for so many questions. Don't to arrive and run out of mongering money 5 days in: P so just making sure I have enough funds.
PassinThrough
02-28-06, 13:58
Ok Guys,
I am in the process of reading the posts in the forum but I have a question that I wasn't able to find using search and was hoping to get some help with.
I was in Phuket server years ago and stayed at La Meridian Resort, which was quite nice and relaxing but not friendly to bringing a guest back. Have they changed any since the Tsunami? If not are there other really nice resorts that are a little less restrictive toward having company?
How is tourism in Phuket in the last year? I heard it was pretty bad most of last year as the rebuilt, is it getting better? How are the prices? Sorry to be asking a bunch of newbie questions, I will be reading more of the past posts as well.
Cheers,
PIT
Honolulu Jimmy
02-28-06, 18:08
No, Generally 5Star hotels don't like guests with exception to the J.W. Marriott in Bnagkok where is it the Big Boys Boom Boom Hotel, no check no ID cards etc, except most girls know the palce is loaded with cameras and they take care of their own problems. their security will go to the bar and look for a girl is their is a problem.... INb HKT, Novatel, Amaril Marriott etc are don't liek girls. I think the Amari will nic you for 1000 Baht per trick!
Normad2020
03-04-06, 02:30
Brothers,
I am going to Phuket with a lot of external family members (including Home Minister) for a family reunion. We will be staying in Andaman Resort & Spa. Just wondering whether fellow brothers of common interest can advise me on where I can go for a quick "soapy massage and extras" around that area without HM or other family members knowing. If possible would appreciate some recommended places and going rate. I will definitely post FR on my adventure.
Brothers, please don't shoot me for asking. Hope for some help. Cheers.
Don't to arrive and run out of mongering money 5 days in: P so just making sure I have enough funds.
Bring enuf money. Or bring an ATM card. It's tough when you run out of money in the middle of a session.
Just got back from here and what a rip off!!!!! Trying to pick up women who are asking 4000 baht for LT and 3000 for ST. What bullshit. I only stayed with one for LT and spilled 2500. I should've stayed with her for the entire trip. otherwise I scored shit women who I negoiated ST usually for 2 hrs and only one pop!!!
if you want mongering Bkk or pattaya is the better option.
I'll post more stories when I'm in a better mood and wake up abit!
Phantomtiger2
03-06-06, 23:13
Just got back from here and what a rip off!!!!! Trying to pick up women who are asking 4000 baht for LT and 3000 for ST. What bullshit. I only stayed with one for LT and spilled 2500. I should've stayed with her for the entire trip. otherwise I scored shit women who I negoiated ST usually for 2 hrs and only one pop!!!
if you want mongering Bkk or pattaya is the better option.
I'll post more stories when I'm in a better mood and wake up abit!
And not to mention the overall qualitity and quantity of gals in Phuket dont even compare to BKK or Pattaya. Like I posted before, Phuket (Patong Beach)had some of the highest prices Ive ever paid when visiting LOS, including hotels etc. Place more for couples and families --IMO
PT
Phuket is not really a mongering destination, it is OK if you like snorkelling, or if you like swimming in beaches with cleanish waters or even if you like big cockroaches: there are hundreds of them all over the place in Bangla Road, but if you travel all the way to Thailand with the sole purpose of mongering don’t waste your time in Phuket.
Lion Killer
03-07-06, 01:05
I would like for more of the members who have been to Phuket in the past 6 months to verify if the recent statement about the cost of pussy is true. I have never been to Phuket, but was planning a trip this summer. But I am going for both types of diving, scuba during the day and muff at night.
From all I have read, Phuket is the place to go since the Sunami. Prices are supposed to be cheap and hospitality good. But again I have not been there. I have dove the Philippines for the past 6 years, diving is good and pussy is cheap.
Trust me DanTheMan I am not saying your wrong I am just doing my homework before I spend $2,000.00 on a trip there, when I would be better off just stopping in the Phils again.
LK
Thats fine, no skin off my nose:) My place was relativley cheap (Burasari) - $100/ night australian $$. Was in a good spot. Phuket for eatign is good and cheap, hospitality is always good. Tours though are expensive and so are the women. Peronally I like Pattaya, its more laid back and less crowded. Patong was as crowded as crowded could get!!!
One pet hate about Phuket is all the Europeans. Now I know there is good and bad in everyone, but if some of those arrogant pricks spoke to me the same way as they spoke and treated the local Thais, they wouldn't be standing up straight for too long. Rude arrogant fuckers!
Lion Killer
03-07-06, 02:36
Really, thank you. As I said I am just looking for other opinions, and observations. I do appreciate your feed back.
Hehehehe and I thought us Americans were supposed to be rude ones, wow.
But again your staying at places way to expensive than I would ever thing about, I am talking about staying at the Expat or others off Bangla Road, they are about $20.00 to $30.00 USD per night. Damn I won't pay $100.00 here in the USA.
I am a diver, scuba during the day and muff at night, so I am always looking for the best bang for my buck. Thanks again for your report DanTheMan.
LK
Dan,
So are you calling ALL Europeans rude arrogant fuckers.
How about elaborating a bit and telling us which race in particular got up ur wick?
WW
Phantomtiger2
03-07-06, 18:55
Lion Killer,
If you are staying on patong Beach--expect to pay alot more for everything. There is nothing cheap at Phuket, transportation , decent hotels and gals much more than almost everywhere else in LOS (except for some areas of BKK)
The gals expect more and generally get more money as people going to Phuket have more to spend. I find that vacationers going here are more easy to part with there money and not willing to negotiate and haggle ,partly because they are not here for too long so dont want the hassle and just want to enjoy the moment--thus pushing up the prices for the rest of us.
Lion Killer
03-08-06, 01:09
Thanks for the reply. I have done my homework on hotels and as I said I can get an average hotel around Bangla Rd (not into high end hotels) for about $20.00 to $30.00 US dollars a night and over night guests are free of charge.
The cost of diving is average, as I have contacted several dive operators, its about $20.00 to $30.00 per dive, cheaper than Cozumel.
So that just leaves cost of pussy. I am very good at haggle and negotiations. Its half the fun of the hunt. Thanks for the info Phantom. Any one else is welcome to comment. Thants what this board is all about. Thanks guys.
LK
According to www.xe.com/ucc you paid 100.00 AUD Australia Dollars = 2,871.93 THB Thailand Baht a night and you call that relatively cheap.
In Thailand, relatively cheap is my Si Sket hangout, at B120 a night, stocked with B200 hookers and B20 pad si yu and B12 half liter Pepsis around the corner.
That's relatively cheap, because around the corner it gets real cheap at B100 for the room and B150 for the hookers. You'd have to walk a little further for your Pepsi tho.
My former fav hotel in Pattaya was cheap: B300 for an aircon room, great big bed, very clean. Too bad that the reception b*tch annoyed me so much that I won't be back. Now, I've moved base to a relatively cheap fan room with ice box and tv for B250.
Now back to Phuket. Once you take the time to find a good spot to stay for say B300-500, your pussy gets cheaper too. You'll see.
When will you start noticing that you pay too much and that it is your fault and nobody else's. Don't start blaming package tourists. They don't spend your money, you do.
Reliable sources tell me that Patong has gone way up in price after the Tsunami. But that Phuket Town is still the same. I always stay in Phuket town when I'm on the island so I don't have to deal with the Patong bullshit.
I just drive trough it on my B120 a day Honda and shake my head at them fools.
One of them would be you.
Dan,
So are you calling ALL Europeans rude arrogant fuckers.Dan is correct. ALL Europeans ARE rude arrogant fuckers. Especially the fucking British.
Dan is correct. ALL Europeans ARE rude arrogant fuckers. Especially the fucking British.Well I gotta admit, I agree with you about the British, especially the younger guys when they drink too much. But no way can you tar all Europeans with the same brush. Personally I find most Spanish people very friendly and quite humble and also the Irish.
For me the most arrogant are Americans, and rude is the French.
What do the rest of you think?
WW
Phantomtiger2
03-08-06, 18:50
According to www.xe.com/ucc Reliable sources tell me that Patong has gone way up in price after the Tsunami. But that Phuket Town is still the same. I always stay in Phuket town when I'm on the island so I don't have to deal with the Patong bullshit.
I just drive trough it on my B120 a day Honda and shake my head at them fools.
One of them would be you.
Yes, I was there after the Tsunami and correct as prices are way up, guess they are trying to make up for lost income. But I suspect prices here were always high even before the big wave hit.
Only wish I had the time to get to know Phuket town better, I was only there for several hours, maybe next time round I will find all the cheaper places there (with maybe some help from all you helpful bros of course).
PT
Lion Killer
03-09-06, 00:54
Its good to see we have some action on costs now in Phuket. It does the board good for all your reports. Since I have asked my questions I have gotten very good results and am now planning to visit Phuket this summer.
As I said before I am a veteran of the Philippines and want to scuba/muff dive Phuket for a change in pace. Thanks for all the info guys. Keep it coming.
LK
FREELER SAID: When will you start noticing that you pay too much and that it is your fault and nobody else's. Don't start blaming package tourists. They don't spend your money, you do.
No no no....... I'm not blaming package tourists for the price of pussy in Phuket. I chose to pay $100 AUD a nite because that i smy decision. try finding a room in Melbourne for $100 AUD a night and you will struggle. In my eyes I like a bit of luxury on my holidays. I work hard all fucking year putting up with idiots, cretins, and the bottom wrung of society, and thus I like to treat myself for 4 weeks out of the year in my time......thats me. Like you said, I made that decision and I did. I have no problem with that. If I wanted mega cheap I'd have mega cheap. My point is that asking 4000 baht for LT or 3000 for ST is insane!!! I siad no to a heap of shelias whilst over there, and yes to others that I should've said no. But then again thats my second head doing the thinking for me, not the main one.
Now to the topic of rudness, the worst are (in no particular order), the whinging british, the french, germans and the russians. Obviously the russians travelling here have money, unlike the vast majority of their countrymen, so they figure they can treat everyone with disdain. Like I said earlier, there is good and bad in everyone. These are just the people I SAW! I know no-one from this board would be that rude, as we are all perfect gentleman :-)
Everyones welcome to their 2 bobs worth in this forum. This is just mine. Agree or disagree with me....fine, because in my eyes it opens up healthy discussion.
Sawadee krup
Dan,
TYpo:) as you noticed.
Billy Baht
03-09-06, 04:21
In Thailand, relatively cheap is my Si Sket hangout, at B120 a night, stocked with B200 hookers and B20 pad si yu and B12 half liter Pepsis around the corner.
That's relatively cheap, because around the corner it gets real cheap at B100 for the room and B150 for the hookers. You'd have to walk a little further for your Pepsi tho.
My former fav hotel in Pattaya was cheap: B300 for an aircon room, great big bed, very clean. Too bad that the reception b*tch annoyed me so much that I won't be back. Now, I've moved base to a relatively cheap fan room with ice box and tv for B250.
Freeler, you the man!
Looking back, when I visited Thailand on holiday, I paid a lot more, partly due to my ignorance and partly due to the fact that after 20+ hours on the plane (USA-BKK) I was hot to trot and didn't negotiate as much.
Now that I live here, paying less is like a game for me. I figure anyone can throw money around, so I take a different path, the discounted one.
Now when some babe quote me B1,500 ST, I nod serioulsy and point to a Japanese guy and say "OK Darling, see that man? He is a rich guy, he will give you fifteen hunred, sure!"
Now that I could care less (so many fish in the sea) they seem to read me and back off quoting silly prices. Sure, Im not going to get the go-go bar superstar for B500, but they are stuck in themselves anyway and I've found that the less popular babes deliver better service. After all, I'm not going to marry them, so I don't feel compelled to have a stunner.
I've had a few friends visit and even when I point out the bargains, they still overpay. I just think that it is the difference between living here (or knowing the scene very well) and visiting.
I'm not saying my way is the only way, but it works for me.
And Freeler, you still the man!
Billy Baht
Anybody know if Coconut Village in Patong Beach is GF or not?
And yes I RTFFd. This board has hardly any recommended hotels. Almost all the queries are asking about which hotels to stay. Maybe experienced Phuket mongers can start listing the hotels. That would be great.
Many thanks.
Anybody know if Coconut Village in Patong Beach is GF or not?
And yes I RTFFd. This board has hardly any recommended hotels. Almost all the queries are asking about which hotels to stay. Maybe experienced Phuket mongers can start listing the hotels. That would be great.
Many thanks.Been to Phuket many times and the past 8 years. Been to a few other destiations also, but for my money, the best place there is, is Phuket. Sure, the nightlife is absolutely terrific, but there is also much more to the island. Beautiful beaches, great diving, many great restaurants that vary from food stalls to high dollar joints. I think Phuket is a little more expensive than some places, though not outrageous by any means. Many accommodations from $15 to $50, that are clean and comfortable. And girl friendly. I think there are many that everyone here wuold be hasppy with. The two that are usually mentioned first are the C&N and the Expat, although I like Soi Sansabai hotels better. These include Yorkshire, Orchid, Cadillac and my favorite Summer Breeze.
I've heard many people say that Phuket is too expensive. But I surely don't think so. For my money, Patong Beach Phuket is THE place.
Jack First
03-13-06, 11:54
Late last year I stayed at the Thara Patong Beach Resort, and it was ok. This was my first time to Thailand, and I had just stayed at a 4 star hotel in Bangkok, so it was kind of a culture shock in itself to be in Phuket. I would have tried to stay in a different hotel if my group was ok with it. The rooms are ok, and the common pool area is pretty good. But with the occupancy rate being way down, it was a little strange and quiet. I assumed that there were just less tourists there since it was less than a year since the tsunami hit.
The good thing though, is it was close to all the action, and you could walk to where all the bars, massage places and restaurants. I caught a cold there, and conveniently there were two pharmacies nearby also.
I would like to know which hotels are newer/nicer than this one, even if the rates are higher.
Well, not knowing better, reserved a room at the Coconut. Will post a FR after I get back.
HB & JF thanks for your input. Much appreciated. But came too late and had to make up my mind. Next time.
Phantomtiger2
03-13-06, 19:35
Been to Phuket many times and the past 8 years. Been to
I've heard many people say that Phuket is too expensive. But I surely don't think so. For my money, Patong Beach Phuket is THE place.
Yes, Phuket may still seem cheap if compare to our own countries, say a nite in New york city (hotel, broadway show, dinner) will set you back one week spending in Phuket. But most bros here, including myself are saying that when in LOS, Patong beach is one of the most expensive places.
PT
Well, not knowing better, reserved a room at the Coconut. Will post a FR after I get back.
HB & JF thanks for your input. Much appreciated. But came too late and had to make up my mind. Next time. I don't think that Coconut is GF. If you have not paid for room in advance, check in for a day or two and look into other hotels that are recommended.
Another word about the expence of Patong. Yes, maybe a little more than other places in LOS, but still will fit just about any budget if you shop around. Patong Beach is now the only destination that I have in Thailand, other than a few days in Bangkok here and there, . And I definitly don't have money to throw away.
I totally agree with Han Baht and his recommendations. If you shop around Patong Beach you can find hotels or guest houses that charge lower rates. Try doing a google search on guest houses in Phuket or Patong Beach. Also, if they publish a rate tell them or email them that you have stayed there before for less...sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Ask for a multi-day discount as well. If you are already staying in Patong Beach you might ask a bar girl for a hotel recommendation. Many of these girls are quite knowledgeable in that regard. LOL.
SE Asia Joe
03-16-06, 04:04
Another accomodation alternative is to rent those longer staying apartments. I saw a very nice, practically brand new 2 bedroom apartment at a place called Club Lersuang close to Bang Tao Beach/Surin. Just behind the Surin Bay Inn. Huge swimming pool, swim up bar, great club house with full gym and steam/sauna/whirlpool and broadband access - and definitely Girl friendly as they ARE apartments!
SE Asia Joe
Try Kristy's (Christies?) Massage for soapies. Last time I checked it was >2000 THB. Big place, big fishbowl. Many other massage parlors from 5oo THB, but not all offer soapy.
Brothers,
I am going to Phuket with a lot of external family members (including Home Minister) for a family reunion. We will be staying in Andaman Resort & Spa. Just wondering whether fellow brothers of common interest can advise me on where I can go for a quick "soapy massage and extras" around that area without HM or other family members knowing. If possible would appreciate some recommended places and going rate. I will definitely post FR on my adventure.
Brothers, please don't shoot me for asking. Hope for some help. Cheers.
PosterLion
03-18-06, 09:10
ALL Europeans ARE rude arrogant fuckers. Especially the fucking British.
I've yet to meet an arrogant European. Well, I guess I have met one, but she can be excused because she is an exception to every possible exception, an exception's exception.
I've experienced a number of Brits that fit the description of an Arrogant Fucker, but I've never seen a Brit that could be described as European. I mean how could they be European if they aren't living on the continent?
I can attest to the arrogance of the Americans because I lived on the border of America in a small country called Oklahoma. Before Oklahoma became a country it was a prototype of the modern "concentration camp." An entire race of people known as the American Indian were herded there from every corner of America.
It is believed to be the largest human "cattle drive" of modern time and possibly of all time. Approximately fifty percent of the Indian race expired during the journey because of the harsh winter elements or of malnutrition. The great round-up later became known as "The Trail of Tears." I'm pretty sure that the German's got the idea for the concentration camp while reading Oklahoma History. The history of the Trail of Tears became the perfect blueprint for the construction of Oshwitz.
I still can't figure out why America has been allowed to live as long as it has so far. I reckon it's hard for the rest of the world to think of us as arrogant. Rather, we're most likely viewed as a large preadulescent nearing puberty. We Americans should thank our lucky stars that most of the world doesn't go around killing babies.
I also haven't met any rude French yet and have no comment on the Spanish except to say that I'd like to attend a bullfight someday, but are these two countries of European origin. If you were to ask me I would say that Europa doesn't begin until you have seen Praha or Budapest or Cracow. These are the cities that gave birth to the soul of Europa and it was in their respective countries where the infant Europa was born.
Everything west of Vienna is nothing more than a cancerous tumor that infested what was meant to be Europa once she reached adulthood, but because of the tumor what was meant to be a twenty-something-year-old Europa became the first prototype of modern day America.
I sometimes wonder how a country bumpkin from Oklahoma came to know all of these truths, but I still haven't found the answer. I just know what I know and I'm fairly certain what I know is not at all far from the truth.
Posterlion....not sure what your rant has to do with the Phuket thread. Perhaps your were so busy foaming at the mouth you forgot where you posted it. Next time perhaps you ought to post it to the General Reports thread or better still to Domino's thread. It would fit much nicer in Dominoworld.
Lion Killer
03-19-06, 02:52
Have to agree, Paperlion has really lost it.
Traveler1234
03-19-06, 03:04
Have to agree, Paperlion has really lost it.
He's fine, just a little (or actually very) confused.....LOL
PosterLion
03-19-06, 18:54
Well...
I wasn't actually foaming at the mouth. To be honest, I haven't got a clue as to why I made that post at the moment. Sometimes I'm just like that. It's my crazy, so to speak.
Hmmm... I think the whole thing started because I wan't to give Coma B. a minute twisted Mickey because he's from England. At least that is the impression I walked away with after meeting him one day. Then somehow the thing turned into what it became. That's the trouble with being INFP/ENFP. Those eight letters are more or less a synonym for crazy because the people that fall into that category make up about 1% of the world population and when you are such a small minority the odds of being misunderstood are rather high. :)
Sorry for not posting some mongering information. I can look in my locker and most likely produce some info on a hotel in Patong that goes for 550 Baht that provides: A/C, UBC, Room Service, and other basics if that would be preferable.
Take it easy on those that seem crazy man. They might actually speak nearer to the truth than the majority is ready or able to understand. and...
blah blah blah.
Thank you for your support.
posterlion (a retired paperboy) ;)
Phantomtiger2
03-19-06, 19:39
Well...
Sorry for not posting some mongering information. I can look in my locker and most likely produce some info on a hotel in Patong that goes for 550 Baht that provides: A/C, UBC, Room Service, and other basics if that would be preferable.
posterlion (a retired paperboy) ;)
If U find any hotels for this price range, pm me or post info as I am interested.
Thanks
PT
Another accomodation alternative is to rent those longer staying apartments. I saw a very nice, practically brand new 2 bedroom apartment at a place called Club Lersuang close to Bang Tao Beach/Surin. Just behind the Surin Bay Inn. Huge swimming pool, swim up bar, great club house with full gym and steam/sauna/whirlpool and broadband access - and definitely Girl friendly as they ARE apartments!
SE Asia JoeHere's my standard procedure for long stays: book one or two nights in a brand name place. Then ask around for 'serviced apartments', there are 1000s of them on Phuket. Last time I had a brand new room in one behind the Intl Hospital in Patong, cost 10000 THB/month, a/c, very clean and elegant with a 1st floor balcony to the street strategically overlooking rooming houses where BGs lived. Never a dull moment. This is where expat and Thai businessmen and professionals stayed. It was Nov and many vacancies. Beach and Bangla were 10-15 by bike taxi or 30 on foot, past interesting local street life. Food plentiful and cheap from street vendors and small restaurants (20-40 THB/meal).
Normad2020
03-21-06, 09:20
Thanks brother. Just wondering whether it is close to the hotel that I will be staying. In between family reunion, golf and meals, my time is quite limited and I promised myself that I will try the soapy massage that Thailand is famous for (according to other brothers in this forum). Cheers
Try Kristy's (Christies?) Massage for soapies. Last time I checked it was >2000 THB. Big place, big fishbowl. Many other massage parlors from 5oo THB, but not all offer soapy.
PosterLion
03-22-06, 00:01
If U find any hotels for this price range, pm me or post info as I am interested.
Thanks
PT
I'll dig around because I am sure I grabbed a card or a leaflet or both in case I go to Phuket again. I can tell you where I stayed in a general sense quite eaisly if you already know Patong.
I'll use monger center as a refence point. It's the road with all the beer bars and disco's that is perpendicular to the beach. Now for the let down, that is if staying on the beach is a prioity. It wasn't one for me. I just wanted cheap accomos for sex and sleep :)
All that is necessary to find the Hotel or a different one with similar prices is this:
1) go to the reference point and make the following reference:
a) face the mass of beer bars
b) the beach should be to your left
2) forget about the beach and walk to the t-intersection
3) you need to cross over to the far side of the intersecting street
4) and turn left
5) check all the hotels in that area
The place I stayed in was quite large. It is a multi-story building with at least five floors and the elevator is outdoors because the lobby is an open air design. The lobby is on your right as you walk by on your way to the elevator.
I was surprised to get the price that I got. I did bargain a little while smiling a lot. The smile must have helped. I remember that this large hotel was not more than one or two hundred meters from the t-intersection mentioned in the reference point.
I enjoyed my stay there. The rooms were more than livable and it took a mere five minutes to walk to monger central. Now I'll go have a look for that card. I just thought I'd give you what I can now in case you are in a hurry (as in you are already there). :)
poster
I'll dig around because I am sure I grabbed a card or a leaflet or both in case I go to Phuket again. I can tell you where I stayed in a general sense quite eaisly if you already know Patong.
I'll use monger center as a refence point. It's the road with all the beer bars and disco's that is perpendicular to the beach. Now for the let down, that is if staying on the beach is a prioity. It wasn't one for me. I just wanted cheap accomos for sex and sleep :)
All that is necessary to find the Hotel or a different one with similar prices is this:
1) go to the reference point and make the following reference:
a) face the mass of beer bars
b) the beach should be to your left
2) forget about the beach and walk to the t-intersection
3) you need to cross over to the far side of the intersecting street
4) and turn left
5) check all the hotels in that area
The place I stayed in was quite large. It is a multi-story building with at least five floors and the elevator is outdoors because the lobby is an open air design. The lobby is on your right as you walk by on your way to the elevator.
I was surprised to get the price that I got. I did bargain a little while smiling a lot. The smile must have helped. I remember that this large hotel was not more than one or two hundred meters from the t-intersection mentioned in the reference point.
I enjoyed my stay there. The rooms were more than livable and it took a mere five minutes to walk to monger central. Now I'll go have a look for that card. I just thought I'd give you what I can now in case you are in a hurry (as in you are already there). :)
posterI know the name of htat hotel. C&N hotel is good, but if you wald straight through that intersection, and not turn left, you will be on Soi Sansabai. Many hotels on this street. I always stay at Summer Breeze Hotel because I think its the best of the lot. But many to choose from: Orchid Gusthouse, Orchid Residence, Cadillac Mansion, Yorkshire Inn. All are ok and GF and very reasonably priced.
Phantomtiger2
03-22-06, 20:33
Thanks bro Posterlion,
Not in rush for info yet as I plan to revisit Phuket later this Nov, but thought I get my act together early this time and perhaps start saving some money with better intel.(unlike the last time which I got burned using internet prices for Patong hotels)
PT
btw: if i'm facing all the bars( main monger territory),then this should be Bangla .
Worst experience ever
Phuket - Sharkeys Bar
Rolled into here as all the girls wear school uniforms. Soon caught the eye of this young piece who kept giving me the eye. So asked her if she wanted a drink......she did + I bought one for her mate too, who had a great bod but seemed really dissinterested. The one that was keen was named Goy. Goy was slim, good figure and was 19. When I asked how long she'd been working in the bars she said 3 months. Now the voice in my head was saying "give her a miss", but my other head was saying "do her, you know you want too!" This is where things started to go bad........
We arrange to come back to my resort for 2 hrs for 2000 baht. Fair enuff. We leave but she doesn't change and stays in her school uniform. Bad idea. Every man + his dog knows I've got a worker on my arm. Oh well, shes pretty hot, I'll get her to leave it on while I'm doing her, I think to myself. We get to the resort, and the security guyout front says something to her in Thai. My resort charges for "overnight guests" so I want too get her in b4 anyone sees her, so I don't have to pay. Start walking past the front desk, no one on, u beauty.....so I am just about past it, and I lgo to look at her, and shes not with me, she's walked rite up to the desk + rang the bell.....so I get slugged an extra 1000 baht. FUCKING STUPID ***** I'm thinking to myself. I say to her, did the guard tell you to come here, and she just gives me this stupid grin. I'm fuming. .....Stupid ***** I say to myself.
Get to the room she heads for the shower so I get undressed. After the shower were into it, and shes got a great teeny body with perfect round boobs with a generous C cup....nice. I work on those tits for a while, and do down stairs, when all of a sudden a hand turns up. "no I don't like that she says". OK, fair enough. Then so i ask her for a BJ, and she gives me this stupid grin again.....BJ, I say........smoke! Stupid grin again, and nothing..............Fuck this I'm thinking, so I go to kiss her.......no she says I have a cough, and gives the fakest weakest cough I have ever heard! By this time I am mightly pissed off! So I think to myself, I am really going to give it to you.
We start fucking missionary and she struggling trying to get it in, and shes pretty tight. I finally get up a good rhythm and start pushing it deep into her and shes moaing + the face is contorting. Then she gets on top, where I'm playing with those great tits. Shes grinding away, and every now + then I push it hard and deep into her, and she struggles with it. All of a sudden while its getting good, her mobile goes off, and I say what the fuck.....and with that she answers it! Then she comes back and apologises. More of her on top. Then we try doggie and she ends up laying on her stomach and I'm feeding it to her from behind, whlist basically laying on top of her. (Alot of BG seem to like this position - and so do I). She lets go a few moans etc, then I roll her around to missionary again, and I am workign on her like I've never gone on a woman before fucking her hard and deep, when soon its all over red rover.
She heads for the shower, telling me about how she feels sore. Serves you self right u stupid *****, and comes back dressed. Shes been here for 45 mins. I say are you going, and she says yes. I said "hang on we had a deal, u stay here for 2 hrs". OK, she says and sits on the end of the bed disinterested. By this time I explode, and I very rarely crack the shits, but when I do, I go right off. I grab my wallet and say to her, you were to stay here for 2 hrs, get the fuck out, and I throw her 1000. She says no no no, 2000. I go "right, just leave, heres 1500!". SHE THANKS ME and I see her out, thank Christ!
Oh, but it doesn't stop there......... I go to take a shower and pick up the towel she used, and there's blood all over it!!! What the hell..........I reckon I either fucked her that hard she bled, or I was her first and I popped her! Geez I don't need this. I saw her a few nights later back at the bar, but never went there again.
Avoid Goy like the plague. She wears a white, 60's style cap if you are ever mongering around Bangala Rd.
Likke I said..............Worst episode ever!
Thanks brother. Just wondering whether it is close to the hotel that I will be staying. In between family reunion, golf and meals, my time is quite limited and I promised myself that I will try the soapy massage that Thailand is famous for (according to other brothers in this forum). CheersIt's very well known place on Rat-U-Thit road (the one running parallel to the beach road, near the curve. They advertise all over. Every place in Patong is within a short-medium walk or a 20 baht bike taxi ride. Avoid automobile taxis. Slow and rip-off. I usually buy a cheap bicycle and at the end of my stay I donate it to somebody who gave me exceptional service at my accomodation. Those disbelieving expressions of gratitude make me feel better than Santa Claus.
You can rent a bike, motorcycle or car cheaply on the beach (500-1000 THB/day) but I only do that for longer trips.
Normad2020
03-27-06, 08:50
Thanks brother for the information. I will certainly go there for the soapy massage experience. BTW what time would be good for a session. My free time will most probably be in the afternoon between 3-5pm when the home minister and relatives goes shopping or taking a nap. What would the cost be for a session of soapy massage and specials? Any grading of the girls? Sorry for the ignorance as I will need to be as prepare as possible as my time is limited. Thanks brother. Cheers.
It's very well known place on Rat-U-Thit road (the one running parallel to the beach road, near the curve. They advertise all over. Every place in Patong is within a short-medium walk or a 20 baht bike taxi ride. Avoid automobile taxis. Slow and rip-off. I usually buy a cheap bicycle and at the end of my stay I donate it to somebody who gave me exceptional service at my accomodation. Those disbelieving expressions of gratitude make me feel better than Santa Claus.
You can rent a bike, motorcycle or car cheaply on the beach (500-1000 THB/day) but I only do that for longer trips.
Honolulu Jimmy
03-30-06, 00:16
In Phuket City next to the Robinsons car park is the Grand Plaza (I think) Hotel Ask any taxi driver and he'll point you in the right direction. More quality pics from Honolulu Jimmy.
I spent alot of time in Thailand, mostly Patong Beach so I can take my time a find only the best.
.Hey HJ!
Now weren't you banned from the mai tai bar in Patong for abusing BG's? And then banned from another message board too?
You bad old man. I hope you're not still pretending to tell people you were in the military ;)
I spent alot of time in Thailand, mostly Patong Beach so I can take my time a find only the best.Find only the best? Yet post photos that others have taken, that you've stolen from other websites, and of ugly chicks and katoeys...
Now we hear you abuse BGs, probably out of frustration as the nice ones won't even give you the time of day.
What a total fucking loser you are.
Honolulu Jimmy
04-04-06, 18:19
Find only the best? Yet post photos that others have taken, that you've stolen from other websites, and of ugly chicks and katoeys...
Now we hear you abuse BGs, probably out of frustration as the nice ones won't even give you the time of day.
What a total fucking loser you are.
Looks like Jiggy has friend. Too Bad. NO info. I will sya that I did have a couple nice pm's (not from Jiggy) and was able to share info with two members helping them on realtime views of some hotels and night life info...
Honolulu Jimmy
04-04-06, 18:21
There is a new soi next to Thai Thai...if you walk to the end what is there and what will you see on the way? Help us out with your knowledge of Patong....... BTW, you won't see a Soi Eric Bar owner, she use to work the 7/11 after closing......Along with BG from what bar?
Find out your fucking self you loser.
Honolulu Jimmy
04-04-06, 20:34
Find out your fucking self you loser.
InnaComa, do you have an answer to a simple local question in Patong. Shite the new set up is about 15 weeks old, or is it that you have never been to Patong?
It's OK to have never been to Patong, flame me etc Please don't detract from the fun and info center of the board as alot of new people would like info and you seem to have none
Haven't been there for at least a year.
From what I hear you can't return there anyway. Now why not fuck off from this board as well?
Finally I have reason to use the ignore function once again.
Goodbye HJ.
Honolulu Jimmy
04-04-06, 21:42
Haven't been there for at least a year.
From what I hear you can't return there anyway. Now why not fuck off from this board as well?
Finally I have reason to use the ignore function once again.
Goodbye HJ.
thanks for using that button. Then you'll not disrupt the board with your flames, please ask Jiggy to do the same. I'm sure that many join me in wanting you non contributing people to cease exsistance on this board. No Pics
FYI I was in Patong '05 Jan April, June, Aug, Oct, and Nov
Patong '06 Jan, April June Aug Oct Nov already tickted and have my rooms reserved
Odd for a person whom is not allowed in Patong to visit so often. Why are you not asking questions except you have no plans to visit Patong or probably never been to Thailand.
Here is a pic of a fine place to enjoy and be out of the rush of girlie bars. No the answer to my question...That answer is the New Cocktails and Dreams bar which you pass on you way to the Hong Nam for the Boxing Arena.
Hope you have already pushed the button, I would really like to get back to being a contributor rather than trying to sanatize the board of your rubbish......Where is LBL or are you LBL?
Greetings everyone,
I have decided to give Honolulu Jimmy his own thread titled "Honolulu Jimmy in Thailand".
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2422
Those of you who wish are welcome to join him in the discussions there.
Thanks,
Jackson
I'm traveling out to Patong Beach on May 2nd.
Not booked a hotel yet.
Anyone know any hotels with nice female staff who accomodate in the mornings: P be a nice wake up call get a BJ off the cleaner, LOL
Lovesnihon
04-09-06, 04:34
Hey Mongers,
Was reading that the Thara Patong suddenly has a joiner fee. Before I go into my story, the Baan Laimaai does not have a joiner fee. Negotiate up front and you'll have no problem. At least in October of '05, it was fine. Staff is great there...
Regarding the Thara, I had stayed there for most of the past decade, and have never had a problem with joiners at any time. Been there at least 10 times. I have had a variety of other problems, like an air conditioner that DIED in the middle of a heat wave, a few burn holes in the old section on a bedsheet, but everything else was great. Loved the staff, and the management always gave us 4 nights for the price of 3. Until my last trip.
I found it amazing that the Thara first tried to charge me 3400b a night for the room WITHOUT having company join me. I asked to speak to the manager and it just got worse. When I arrived there, they had the exact same rooms for 1400b a night through a travel agent, but I only found that out AFTER I had booked somewhere else. The reservation manager is a complete asswipe.
As I walked along Thaweewong Road and Soi Bangala area, I realized all of the hotels averaged about 1400-1900b a night with no joiner. Some (including the hotel right next to the brutally overpriced and horrible Savoy restaurant--do the market instead) was giving two nights for the price of one.
It was beyond stupid.
If anyone can give me links to apartment hotels (that are along the lines of the Royal President in BKK), PM me. And thanks.
I agree with the various posts on here that Patong Beach has indeed changed and the prices are way higher than they were pre-Tsunami. I found the bars to be very lean, the Banana Disco to be rockin' non stop and I'd be really interested to hear what the latest and the greatest is..
And go to the Gonzo bar for me and buy a malibu for the most stunning BG of them all. The Cambodian goddess.
Good luck LN
SE Asia Joe
04-11-06, 03:56
[QUOTE=Lovesnihon]
If anyone can give me links to apartment hotels (that are along the lines of the Royal President in BKK), PM me. And thanks.
This is the rental service I used in Phuket - good quality apartments and of course no joiner fees etc!!
http://www.phuketvillarentals.com/apartment.html
SE Asia Joe
I'm traveling out to Patong Beach on May 2nd.
Not booked a hotel yet.
Anyone know any hotels with nice female staff who accomodate in the mornings: P be a nice wake up call get a BJ off the cleaner, LOLAs someone that frequents Thailanbd many times, I would not even think of taking a shot at cleaning staff. The vast majority of these girls are are not for sale at any price. I think one of the big reasons some Thai people dislike farangs is they think any girl is for sale. Why would you risk shaming innocent girl when there are so many out there that would be more than hppy to please you? Please show some respect to hard working young ladies that have morals, after all, would you think of doing this in your country?
Phantomtiger2
04-15-06, 18:57
As someone that frequents Thailanbd many times, I would not even think of taking a shot at cleaning staff. The vast majority of these girls are are not for sale at any price. I think one of the big reasons some Thai people dislike farangs is they think any girl is for sale. Why would you risk shaming innocent girl when there are so many out there that would be more than hppy to please you? Please show some respect to hard working young ladies that have morals, after all, would you think of doing this in your country?
Not only that but its often against the hotel rules for employees to sleep or have sex with guest of the hotel. This will only result in getting them fired.
PT
Magyo,
Just look through the past reports to book a hotel that is GF in your price range. Then, when you get there, you can go to a beer bar, pick up a hot BG and keep her LT. You'll then get your morning "Mike Check".
Depending on the hotel you stay at, sometimes an entrepreneurial bellboy will ask if you want a girl? If you are so inclined, you can tell him what you want, and he will send a girl to your room.
It's best to do your own hunt. Patong has plenty of BG's in the Bangla road area.
Hotel staff probably won't risk losing a good job to suck you off for a few baht. Don't assume that any Thai woman will fuck you for money because they are poor. This way of thinking will get you in trouble.
nocbj4me
I'm traveling out to Patong Beach on May 2nd.
Not booked a hotel yet.
Anyone know any hotels with nice female staff who accomodate in the mornings: P be a nice wake up call get a BJ off the cleaner, LOL
Dear all,
Have never been to phuket before. Planning a trip soon. Can you all recommend the best location hotel in Patong area (right in the middle of everything where the action is) and the hotel can be 3-4 star clean and have all basic amenities for family stay etc. Not looking for backpackers hotel la.
Also where do you recommend for great sex sessions with great MILF type ladies?
Lovalova - if you're with a family then stay as far away from Patong as possible.
It's the shittest part of the island. Good for girls but nothing else.
Coma,
I was in Patong last month and was very surprized to see a lot of families with children walking around. Patong was crouded with them. I even saw them walking Bangla Road at night with their kids past all the bars. I would never bring young kids to that area. This time last year, no one was there and the rates were half that of this year due to the Tsunami. I think they must be marketing heavily to tourists with children.
Lovalova,
Check out this link to a map of Patong. A lot of hotels are shown on it. Bangla Road is where 90% of the action is. Pick a hotel based on the location and do a search in the forum to find out if it meets your needs. I suggest you ask the hotel directly if they charge joiner fee's. This info may also be in the forum, so use the search function. Some in the forum may just answer your questions with RTFF (Read The Fuck'n Forum). The questions you ask probably have been asked / answered in the forum already. Use the search function, it will save you the time waiting for someone to answer a question.
http://thaiwaysmagazine.com/phuket_map/phuket_map_patong.html
MILF's are everywhere. There are lots of bar girls that have a kids back home. Why MILF's? You have a thing for flabby stomaches and stretch marks? :=)
nocbj4me
I was in Patong last month and was very surprized to see a lot of families with children walking around.Yes, but those families are all chavs, plebs and retards.
They should be culled.
Yes, but those families are all chavs, plebs and retards.
They should be culled.Hey, mongers have no monopoly on LOS. Families need holidays too and Phuket with it's great beaches and jungles is a natural. These fams in Bangla Rd must have been Dutch or German, prostitution is part of the scenery there and no big deal. Thomas Cook has tours of the Amsterdam RLD for families.
I've seen Euro families with kids in the middle of the night in beer bars on 2nd Rd at Soi 2 in Pattaya. No illegal as long as they don't smoke or drink alc.
I remember cruising the RLD in Cologne with my pubescent school buddies for laughs and cheap kicks. Better than beating up old folks and snatching purses. Or doing drugs.
[QUOTE=Lovalova]Dear all,
Have never been to phuket before. Planning a trip soon. Can you all recommend the best location hotel in Patong area (right in the middle of everything where the action is) and the hotel can be 3-4 star clean and have al
I think the best location is somewhere on Soi Sansabai. Am am now staying at Summer Breeze Hotel, my favorite. Very clean with good food and great staff. Girl friendly.
Dear all,
here are some GOLDEN WORDS that i would like to say after my recent trip last month from thailand, if mongering is your motive, do not go to Phuket, it is a huge waste in that respect, if a holiday for the family is the idea, then it may well be the best portion of thailand for that , however mongering here is a waste, nothing compared to bangkok.
take care
Phantomtiger2
05-05-06, 23:35
Dear all,
here are some GOLDEN WORDS that i would like to say after my recent trip last month from thailand, if mongering is your motive, do not go to Phuket, it is a huge waste in that respect, if a holiday for the family is the idea, then it may well be the best portion of thailand for that , however mongering here is a waste, nothing compared to bangkok.
take care
Although not entirely true, its close.
The advise here is Phuket is for those seeking all of the following: sightseeing, beaches , isle hopping, and mongering( at nite when all else closes)
but if mongering is ALL you have in mind then perhaps Phuket is not the best option, as its also not the cheapest place for this.
PT
I have been to Phuket about 4 times in the past 1 1/2 years, twice with my family during which there wasn't any opportunity to look for any action.
On the other 2 times, it was with a mongering group from Bangkok, and I must say that we had a real grand time. Of course, being an island where the main attraction is the sun and beach, it cannot compare with Bangkok -- no way!
However, I just came back last night from a golf/monger trip, and here's the report.
DAY 1 : Arrived in the morning from Bangkok, and proceeded straight to Phuket Country Club for one round. It was an absolute disaster as we were totally rained out after just 4 holes. After waiting for quite a bit, the rain seemed to dissipate, so we continued to play, and again it rained cats and dogs. We finally gave up; anybody ever hear the Thai saying that 'never trust the weather and the women in Phuket'?
We left the club and proceeded to check-in at the Metropole Hotel in downtown Phuket, and as everybody was feeling soddend and weary from the rain, we decided to have a traditional massage. Found that the one at the hotel was fully booked, so proceeded to the Royal Thavorn. I decided to choose a younger lady, and regretted it, as her technique was really [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) poor, more like using her fingers to poke me, as compared to the firm, continuous pressure of traditional massage. I was in more pain at the end of the session than before I went in!
We came out from the massage feeling hungry, and had dinner at the Laem Hin, which was okay, except that somehow it has become infested with mosquitoes!
After dinner, we made a beeline for Fantasia, a nightclub with karaoke. There were about 30-40 girls available, and we each selected one to take back for the entire night. Cost about Baht 4,000 per girl for the whole night.
My girl was a slim, petite 5ft 2in, about 7/10 in terms of looks. She came with 36-B and I was surprised to learn that she's already 30 years old -- maybe because of her petiteness, she looked about 24 years old to me.
We started with a shower, and brushed our teeth. I was chagrined to smell that she had bad breath, even after brushing her teeth!! I suspect that she has a decaying cavity, and in the process of brushing, worked it up, and hence the odour.
Anyway, it was a pretty good session, as she was all wet after I diddled her clitoris with my finger. I mounted in the missionary, and was delighted that she was still quite tight. Shot my load, and we fell asleep. I woke up in the early morning due to a stomach ache and sat for almost 1 hour on the john. Contemplated having another round with her, but just couldn't forget the bad breath, so decided to pass.
DAY 2 : Woke up and headed for another round of golf at the same club; again, it rained like cats and dogs, but the rest of my friends insisted that we had to complete 18 holes no matter what it took. So, you can just imagine the torture of being soaking wet, etc. etc.
Went looking for traditional massage after the game, and again ended up at the Royal Thavorn. This time I selected oil massage, and with the lights dimmed so low, and the gentle, soft hands of the ML, I was in the mood.
Paid her Baht 1,000 for a FJ as she was more than 30 years old. While pumping away, I asked for anal, and said that I will give her an additional 500 baht -- she agreed, but unfortunately, I could not really get the entire shaft in, since she kept moving away. Finally, decided to just stick with the pussy, and finished off there.
Went for dinner up the hill at Tun-ka Restaurant, serving Thai food, and it was simply DELICIOUS!!
After that, we headed for Rome Place Hotel, and checked out the girls on the 4th Floor. There were about 10 girls available, all no older than 23 years. Picked a 19-year old looker, and made an appointment for them to meet us at our hotel at 10.30pm.
We went back to our hotel, and decided to relax at the Lobby Lounge, while waiting for the girls. To our surprise, we found out that the club at the basement had some of the best looking girls we had ever come acros in Phuket, and they were available for take-out to our hotel rooms as well. Jeez ... we had been wasting our time cruising around looking for action at mediocre places! Even though my 19-year old from Rome Place was quite a beauty, she was the only pretty one there, whereas this place was crawling with beauties.
The name of the club is Chamois (I think) and they have 2 types of girls; one available for take-out, and another set just sitting behind the bar chatting to customers, no take-out. You can take the latter to the karaoke rooms as well, and the charge would be about 250 baht per hour (drinks additional).
Well, the girls from Rome Place showed up, and I had a pretty good session. She's about 5ft 5 in, with a slim body, and long legs. The entire package looked like a model, as she's a real looker. The only drawback was that she'd had a boob job, although it looked real good -- you know, it didn't look artifically out of proportion.
It was a tremendously short 30 minutes session, as it was all business with this girl -- much like the sessions in Malaysia at the HCs.
After finishing, all of us agreed to head down to the Pink Lady for some fun. As were all worn-out, we stayed in the karaoke rooms; the girl I picked was from the bar, and very comely, with REAL upthrust breasts ... I checked. She's 21 years old, and had a body that was packed tight!! I was drooling over her breasts all night, and wished that she was available for take-out.
DAY 3 : Left Phuket to return to Kuala Lumpur.
Yes, the rates for hotels in Phuket can be unreasonably high; I read in a brochure that the rainy season is from May-October, and that from 1st of May, the hotels revise their prices DOWN due to the rainy season. With the amount of rain we were experiencing, I can imagine that it's really no fun if you're there for golf or hanging out by the beach.
In terms of comparing Patong with the area we were hanging out in, I think it's not so crowded as Patong, and less of a tourist rich area; in a sense, seemed more altruistic in terms of a Thai experience. But, different strokes for different folks, I guess.
I was about to give up on Phuket as a monger destination, but the club at the Metropole Hotel really makes me want to return. One of my friends picked a real 20-year old beauty whom I hope to marry in my next life!
Best.
Panya
After dinner, we made a beeline for Fantasia, a nightclub with karaoke. There were about 30-40 girls available, and we each selected one to take back for the entire night. Cost about Baht 4,000 per girl for the whole night.
We went back to our hotel, and decided to relax at the Lobby Lounge, while waiting for the girls. To our surprise, we found out that the club at the basement had some of the best looking girls we had ever come acros in Phuket, and they were available for take-out to our hotel rooms as well. Jeez ... we had been wasting our time cruising around looking for action at mediocre places!
As were all worn-out, we stayed in the karaoke rooms; the girl I picked was from the bar, and very comely, with REAL upthrust breasts ... I checked. She's 21 years old, and had a body that was packed tight!! I was drooling over her breasts all night, and wished that she was available for take-out.1) The price in Fantasia for LT till 7am is 2800 Thai Bahts and not 4,000. Perhaps, the person who brought you made some commissions.
Fantasia's line-up is at best mediocre with many girls over 25 and above and at times they have nearly 120 ladies with about 10% who are up to grade. Then, some of the older girls have great attitude.
2) Pink Chamois in the basement of the Metropole hotel has been the top take out joint in town for a long time.
However, the lineup of take-out ladies is ever changing with ladies coming and going and sometimes, its very good while other times, it's poor.
For the ladies behind the bar, some are cute and all are young. You can get them into bed but they are more comfortable with members and regulars and there is some "courtship" involved in getting them into bed. A few drinks offerred helps in warming them up.
I was booked too stay at the Tara Patong Beach Hotel. I have stayed there several times before and recommended to friends and business associates. The hotel has a new management and the service, attitude and friendliness is totally changed. I had booked a Super Deluxe room for two guests (2950 THB a night)
During Check in they ask me how many persons are staying and I told them 2 guests. Then the front desk girl tells me that if I want to bring inn guest for the night it’s a additional charge of ONE THOUSAND BAHT!!!!!
They have also closed the hotel entrance close to the beach after 11 o’clock in the evening; you have to walk around the block. The guards were rude, impolite and did not speak a single word English.
SO MY RECOMENDETION: DONT STAY AT THIS HOTEL
Lovesnihon
05-10-06, 05:26
You're so right Rabast!
They were such idiots last year that they are trying to turn in into a family playground now, what a joke. Now a joiner fee ? To what ? Fix the burn holes in the bed linens? Give me a break!
Used to be the best hotel on Patong Beach.
Check out the Baan Laimai instead.
LN
Just arrived this weekend for Thai holiday. Took a nice bath and a nap, and ready to go play. Unfortuantely, it appears I arrived on the only day thai bars close. Being Buddha holiday everything was closed and street only had some katooey. I've been sitting on a plane with a hard on for 20 hours for this? I could not even buy beer? What a lousy way to start.
Next night, tried hard to stay awake but jet lag killed me. By 6pm I was dead but determined to get some action. Visited Christins MP. Had 3 different prices 1800-2200-2500. Spoke some Thai managed to finaggle rate down, but probably still high at 2000, although got nicer girl. Sex was good but MP girls disappoint me in terms of affection compared to BG. Plus I had trouble going second round as took forever to finish.
Now will try and get on schedule to better monger my way while on holiday.
Worst experience ever
Avoid Goy like the plague. She wears a white, 60's style cap if you are ever mongering around Bangala Rd.
Likke I said..............Worst episode ever!
Where's everyone? I got bored and decided to see Goy. Nice and slim, only about 4'10" and looks like she's 14. Had on some fake diamond stickers to the right of her eye.
Dan, you would be happy that I inconvenienced her enough to get her off stage and come say hello. Got all pissy as she thought I invited her over for a drink. Has a Liv Tyler type mouth but with dumb grin, limited english and would repeat evyerthing I said. Because of Sharkey's location and school girl uniforms, got impression more girls are used to being invited out of bar and think they can get what they want.
When asked why I asked for her, simply told her to know which girl to stay away from.
Cheers fellow punter
anyone knows where to find and screw white (western) milf type ladies in patong area?
anyone knows where to find and screw white (western) milf type ladies in patong area?Cruise the beaches and hotel pools! Plenty of Aryan MILFs around. But now it's low season. Try the summer school vacation season, when a lot of Euro teachers and single moms will show up. Swinging couples too.
Where's everyone? I got bored and decided to see Goy. Nice and slim, only about 4'10" and looks like she's 14. Had on some fake diamond stickers to the right of her eye.
Dan, you would be happy that I inconvenienced her enough to get her off stage and come say hello. Got all pissy as she thought I invited her over for a drink. Has a Liv Tyler type mouth but with dumb grin, limited english and would repeat evyerthing I said. Because of Sharkey's location and school girl uniforms, got impression more girls are used to being invited out of bar and think they can get what they want.
When asked why I asked for her, simply told her to know which girl to stay away from.
Cheers fellow punter
Sixtynine, you are a fucking legend my friend........I owe you one!!!! When I read this I laughed my guts out!!! Good on ya!!! Pathetic sluts like Goy, let the whole system down. When I think of that stupid grin, it still drives me nuts.
I had some of the worsts roots in my life in Phuket. I should've stuck to rooting Ladyboys! At least they aim to please......and they are better looking.
I think you are better off going to the massage centres in Phuket and getting HJ's and maybe the odd root from one of the girls. They are 1000 times more friendlier, and a hell of alot more worth the money. If you are interested in a good massage centre, theres one next door to the Burasari resort in Soi Holiday Inn. As you turn left off Beach Rd, its about 20m on your right, and ask for Dee. Tell her you are a mate of Dan from Australia. (hopefully she'll remember me). She is great at what she does, and possess a terrific personality!
Next time I'll stick to Pattaya. Better girls, and in my opinion, beach is less crowded, and alot more laid back.
Was in Phuket town the past couple of days, there is nothing going on there. Few foreigners and Thai women had standoff approach there. Ended up in huge rainstorm in Soi Sipet stuck there for almost 2 hours. Picked the best of the worst there but had rushed session. Rule of thumb, don't pick the girl sitting by herself with her arms crossed. Pick one of the ones smiling and playing cards in the back.
Went with friend who did not believe me there were girls in Phuket for 400 ST. All in all, that's about what it was worth. People were friendly in food places and was a relief from Patong prices but not a mongering place. Outdoor beer gardens were fun until it got rained out at Fever Corner and Sure.
Will have to check out the MP you mention as I have passed by that street a few times. It is right above some pharmacy and mini mart which is why I did not understand where the girls take you. It is probably the closest MP to the water. Would check out rooms first as want more privacy then the little curtains most have partioning off. Most of the MPs I saw and think would be more competitive would be behind the Royal Palm. Had great smoking session there with some girl named Long. Told me to tell her before when I was going to cum. Ooops, sorry, toooooo laaate.
thers actually 2 MP next to Burasari. One each side of the Resort. The one I recommend is the one closest to beach rd. Next door to the INdian resturant. The rooms up satirs are the ol' hospital style curtains.
You can still get away with a bit up there!
Phantomtiger2
05-22-06, 22:49
[QUOTE=Sixtynine]Was in Phuket town the past couple of days, Picked the best of the worst there but had rushed session. Rule of thumb, don't pick the girl sitting by herself with her arms crossed. Pick one of the ones smiling and playing cards in the back.
QUOTE]
Another rule to follow:
Do not pick a gal chewing bubble gum as I find they are generally more arrogant . You may think the chewing gum will improve mouth muscles for good BJ--WRONG---the gum is in the mouth for the sole purpose of not having to stick anything else in there.
IMO
PT
Normad2020
05-25-06, 07:28
From 10 - 15 May 2006, I was at Phuket attending my family annual gathering. Mt first time in Phuket. The first 4 days were occupied with golf and shopping. My HM was sticking to me like glue and could not get away to enjoy the "flesh market" :( The worst of the matter was that on 12 May 2006, all entertainment spots were closed as it was Wesak Day and no hanky-panky was allowed).
That evening (12 May) I decided to call a meeting with the other husbands of my wife sisters and we decided that enough was enough. We needed to get away to do our men thing:). So we suggested to our mutual parent-in-law and other uncles & aunties that since the weekend was approaching, they should spend the day at Phuket town (shopping) while the 4 guys played golf at Laguna Golf Club. My wife and her sisters were die-hard shoppers and immediately jumped at the suggestion (especially when we offered to give each of them RM1000 cash to spend - respective wife by respective husband).
Next morning(Saturday), they set-off to Phuket town (we were staying at Club Andaman Beach Resort)and we set-off for our golf game at Laguna. Had a good game that morning (won some money) and got a bit friendly with my caddy (named Oi, aged 28yo but small body frame). After the game, I asked her for some service and she led me to a shed at the far end of the club. Once in the shed, she took off her uniform and began to give me a bbbj. After a while, I put on a condom and slammed her hard doggie style until she was really wet. Turned her over and raised her legs with her knees resting on her shoulder and pumped her like there was no tomorrow. After about 4-5 minutes of hard drilling, I shot a big load. Got dressed and paid her 500 baht. Left the shed and went to take my shower at the club.
After shower, we proceeded back to the hotel. Dropped the golf bags and took a hotel taxi to Christin. WOW....talked about a *****house!!!!! It was located right in the middle of Patong town (I think) and it was hugh and bright pink/ purple (can't distinguished as I am very poor with color). Proceeded inside and took the stairs to 1st floor. Was greeted by an OKT who explained the system where the girls are grouped by 1800, 2000 & 2200 baht catagory.
My 3 other brothers-in-law decided to go for the 2200 baht category. They made their choices, paid and went upstairs. I decided to take my time and spoke to the OKT. Asked for his advise and he recommended No 15 (from the 1800 baht catagory). I went to the stage where they sat and look at No 15. She smiled at me and I like her sincere smile. Agreed and paid.
In the room she told me her name was Vany and she came from Chengmai. She had a solid body (5'4", 35C, 26yo and very fair). She spoke very good English as she attended English classes every day for 2 hours (on her own expense). We chit-chat a while while waiting for the tub to fill up. She then took off her uniform and assisted me to take off mine. Once naked, she asked me to lay down on a rubber mattress.
She began to put soapy water on my body and hers and began to use her body to massage mine. WOW..what a sexperience having a naked female body rubbed against yours. While doing so, she continue chatting to me and was behaving in a very girlfriend manner. She then turned me around and body massage the front. Her pussy (very little hair) was rubbing my shaft and he stood at attention. Without wasting any time, she gave me a condom bj (I did not know when the raincoat was placed on my shaft). The bj lasted for few minutes and with a small twist, my shaft was buried deep inside her c**t. She top-rode hard and fast and after a few minutes I cannot help it but unloaded. She then clean me up and showered off the soap from my body and hers. We then proceeded into the tub and there she gave me another body massage with her superb body.
After we had dried-off, we proceeded to the bed and she gave me a good traditional Thai massage.While massaging my back she continued to talk to me in English and there was no rush. Sensing that I was again aroused, She turned me over and began to give me a bbbj. The bbbj was incredible, slow with plenty of deep-throat. I wanted very much to shag her and so asked her to put on a condom. I asked her to top-ride me and once my shaft was inside her, I sat up and went lotus position. She began to move with my thrust and after about 4-5 minutes she began to moan and her grinding movement became faster. Her moaning grew louder and without warning, she let out a loud cry and I realised that she had climaxed. She held me tight and her breathing was very fast. After a while she turned to me with dreamy eyes and a satisfying smile and said that I was very naughty as I had defeated her by making her climaxed. She said that she had not had a customer who could make her climaxed in a long time ( bluffing or not it sure sounded good ;)) To confirm I put my finger on her c**t and noted that there was a lot of juice :)
I turned her around and entered her doggie. I pumped her very hard and after a while I told her I wanted to f**k her in the arse. She agreed and took a bottle of baby oil and applied it to her arsehole. I began to massage her arsehole to loosen the entry point. Once I felt that it was loose enough, I proceeded to enter her. At first it was difficult but after some more massaging, I managed to enter about halfway (my shaft) before she told me that she was in pain. I stopped and slowly began my thrusting motion. Sensing that she was comfortable, I thrusted my whole shaft into her arsehold and pumped her hard. I pumped until I was tired and told her to give me a bbbj until I climaxed. She obliged, took off the condom, wipe my shaft with a warm cloth, and proceeded to deep-throat me and after a while I unloaded into her mouth.
We were both exhausted and she told me to rest a while. I said that I only booked her for one session (1.5 hrs) and we have already used up most of that time. She said with dreamy eyes that it does not matter as it was her choice. We rested for about half hour and all the time I was stroking her beautiful and smooth body. I was playing with her firm breast and delicious pussy. After about half hour, her hand began to stroke my shaft and to my amazament, it stood up at attention. She giggled and said the naughty boy needed to be taught a lesson :)
She began to give me another bbbj. Again without my knowledge, a condom was placed on my shaft and she mounted me. We went for another session of hard-banging until I was really tired and she switched to bbbj until I climaxed. Once again my sperm were all drank by her. I finally left her after about 2.5 hours to the displeasure of my other brothers-in-law...hehehehe
Brother, after the soapy massage sexperience I had at Christin with No15 (Vany), nothing can top that. If brothers do happen to be in Phuket, go to Christin and try it for yourself. I am not advertising for Christin but I am sharing this information for all brothers of common interest. If Christin is not to your liking I was told there is another at Phuket town called Grand Plaza or something which is reputed to have younger girls. Cheers.
ThaiLearner
05-25-06, 22:22
Hi There
I will be in Thailand from 24/9/06 until 8/10/06.
I am interested in going to Phuket,
Could anyone recommend a resort
a hotel close to the Beach and the action (cheap & cheerful ok )
Where to hangout at bars & GoGos etc.
Also what the weather is like that time of year e.g rain
Thanks
SE Asia Joe
05-26-06, 05:17
Unique Sexperience in Phuket -REALLY???!!!
Normad 2020 - I really appreciate your vivid sense of imagination!
- What balls!! 4 brother in laws out screwing together! And so generous - a whole RM1,000 each for wifeys
- Baht 500 for a BJ from the naked caddie in a shed at my golf club - that's the tip that lots of us give for just caddying services!
- 3 shots from a Christin gal! 2.5 hours! Now let me get it clear -
a. Soapy Body Massage, CBJ, fuck, u came
b. Soapy Body Massage, Thai Massage, BBBJ, Fuck, She came, Doggie, Baby Oil, Arse Fuck, BBBJ and u came while deepthroating (Must be superior Quality Condoms able to withstand baby oil!)
c. Stroking, BBBJ, Fuck, BBBJ, CIM.
- By now Vany must really be in love with you! And oh, after coming 4 times that Saturday day - did you also do your husbandly duties with wifey that night?
Hmmmm... what is that lump in my cheek?
SE Asia Joe
Normad2020
05-26-06, 07:26
Sorry to say that husband duties were neglected for the next few days :) Wife did not noticed as she was too excited about the cheap bargains she and her sisters had at the various shopping outlets in Phuket town. BTW, I was loaded with a hugh excess baggage charges on the way out from Phuket :( Four shots is not a problem but the sperm count is definitely low on the 3rd and 4th shot, but the feeling is ....what can I say. I was just sharing my experience with fellow brothers. I am in my 30s and took great care of myself and ate the right kind of herbs to be in form. Cheers.
Unique Sexperience in Phuket -REALLY???!!!
Normad 2020 - I really appreciate your vivid sense of imagination!
- What balls!! 4 brother in laws out screwing together! And so generous - a whole RM1,000 each for wifeys
- Baht 500 for a BJ from the naked caddie in a shed at my golf club - that's the tip that lots of us give for just caddying services!
- 3 shots from a Christin gal! 2.5 hours! Now let me get it clear -
a. Soapy Body Massage, CBJ, fuck, u came
b. Soapy Body Massage, Thai Massage, BBBJ, Fuck, She came, Doggie, Baby Oil, Arse Fuck, BBBJ and u came while deepthroating (Must be superior Quality Condoms able to withstand baby oil!)
c. Stroking, BBBJ, Fuck, BBBJ, CIM.
- By now Vany must really be in love with you! And oh, after coming 4 times that Saturday day - did you also do your husbandly duties with wifey that night?
Hmmmm... what is that lump in my cheek?
SE Asia Joe
SE Asia Joe
05-26-06, 10:33
Normad2020 - You're really da man! What a cocksman you must be! Betcha ladies all over must be dropping their panties as soon as they see you
Wow - I've just read your previous reports - omigawd! Jeez - and how about your lovely missus? Should I feel sorry for your poor wifey - I mean what she has to enjoy every day when you ain't out and about sowing your seeds to one and all. The way that you are, I'm surprised she would even be able to walk - never mind go out shopping
I gotta stop this!! What am I doin' reading so much ISG reports - I'm gonna go blind!
- Miri - 17 yo sex goddess - coming coming coming - Twice before 11, then at 1:30 am,, at 5:00 am, 7:00 am, 8:30 am, 9:20 am - and yes of course the sex goddess also came!
- Rini /Surabaya - your climaxing masseur - and only by your fingers! Boy - she must really be inexperienced huh? But she's a Puki Madura expert?
- Sino-kadazan Secretary RM100 - and wow did she ever...come
- Riko, Riko the 17 yo Japanese back packer - wow what a seduction scene, what a cocksman, DA MAN!
- Wet Wet Wet Tika in KK
- Citraland Retna and Rose - oh wow - another wet dream for me - 2 of 'em servicing you and one squirting all over the place
- Holly Molly - the fiance of your marketing manager - sucking you off, licking your shaft and balls to clena you up after the deed - in a toilet minutes after she first met you!!
- the 2 cousins with you having to break in the 18 yo!
What is this about the Lotus Position you keep on writing about? you sit she sit and you face each other? Turn you on?
And the name of your herbs man - I want some of that! then I can do it and do it and do it and do.... OUCH ... that hurts!!
SE Asia Joe
Lion Killer
05-27-06, 00:40
I have to agree with you, this guy (Normad2020) is really bola bola. I hope the young readers do not believe things like this really happens. Oh well I guess he has his fantasy's.
LK
Was wondering that myself, how true is the report on Christins. After reading the report thought it was a letter to Penthouse magazine but decided to give #15 a shot, and yes her name was correct as posted. Soapy massage was great but took to long- about 35 minutes. Great attention to cleaning and rubbing everywhere. Only went because liked MPs in Bangkok and tried only one on the coast before. Also have been disappointed with girls I have taken home who get lazy as the night goes on, i.e. no BJ, want to do boom boom one time and go home or just sleep, etc. So heard about this MP girl and though I would be in for a nefarious relationship.
After soapy went to bed but girl refused to do BBBJ, said not allowed in MP, with excuse bad for me and bad or you, don't do it. Kisses were more or less off the list, except during intercourse when she does something that annoys me with some TG, she tries to suck my tongue out of my mouth! Why can't they suck like that when doing BJ? As for anal, out of the question as well.
All in all, a 6 out of 10 I would give her as she used lubricant complaining I was too big. Then she complained about going a second round and when I wanted a third round said time's up. She is in her 30s and just kept on chatting about trivial things- i.e. boyfriend from Sweden gave her a car, she is paying for house in Chiang Mai, etc. Session was rushed too and I did not bring my watch but noticed when I left the room already dressed, that her watch must have been 10 minutes fast or the hallway clock 10 minutes slow.
Will give positive as well, soapy was in great detail and she clipped my toe nails in between erections and massaged my back. But since I was sunburn, putting baby powder on a red farang is like drying your body after showering with sandpaper!
Not saying made any false statements, but reminded me of friend I had drink with me recently who bragged about a little black book he has on Phuket but when we met up, he conveniently forgot it in Singapore. Hmm.
Normad2020
05-31-06, 07:04
Sorry for the late reply as I just got back from Australia. Did not try any meat there as everything was too expensive.
Brothers, I wrote as I have experienced them. I believe in writing in full detail as I am of the opinion that the readers deserve the detailed account. If my writing offended some who prefers the short version, I apologise.
My adventures does not mean I am neglecting my marital duties. In fact my wife and I have a very healthy sexual relationship. Except I get to do things with the other girls that my wife finds "unusual". My job allows me to travel to many places and experience different ladies and their skills. I do not apologise for that.
Like they say "one man's honey is another man's poison"....well I write as I experienced them and if it pleases you as fellows brothers of the same interest, please read on. If it offends you please skip to the next report as I am sure there are plenty of other reports to read.
I hope my position is clear on this matter. If my reply offended any brothers, please accept my sincere apology. Cheers.
SE Asia Joe
06-05-06, 08:18
Sorry for the late reply as I just got back from Australia. Did not try any meat there as everything was too expensive.
Brothers, I wrote as I have experienced them. I believe in writing in full detail as I am of the opinion that the readers deserve the detailed account. If my writing offended some who prefers the short version, I apologise.
My adventures does not mean I am neglecting my marital duties. In fact my wife and I have a very healthy sexual relationship. Except I get to do things with the other girls that my wife finds "unusual". My job allows me to travel to many places and experience different ladies and their skills. I do not apologise for that.
Like they say "one man's honey is another man's poison"....well I write as I experienced them and if it pleases you as fellows brothers of the same interest, please read on. If it offends you please skip to the next report as I am sure there are plenty of other reports to read.
I hope my position is clear on this matter. If my reply offended any brothers, please accept my sincere apology. Cheers.
Normad - I certainly am NOT offended by anything you write - and whilst the word 'bemused' certainly comes to mind - I'm pretty sure that most others here are probably also NOT offended. I would also like to first apologize to you beforehand for possibly causing offense to you.
We all appreciate a good report - especially ones so replete with details as yours are. But the thing is, there is a matter of perhaps being over board - especially when it comes to writing about one's sexual prowess and irresistible charms. Things like screwing - and coming 7 times all within the confines of an overnighter (jeez - even a third time - with a working lady - is definitely a chore for me!) and getting a complete stranger to give you a blow job in a Disco toilet within minutes of meeting here.... and then stating that she is the fiance of your marketing manager.
Come on Normad - I could believe SOME of the stories - but the fact is that you are telling us that each and every one of your sexventures is a mind blowing experience. I would humbly suggest that this just detracts from the inherent attractiveness of your reports and brings to question the maturity of your thought process.
Remember - ISG is about sharing actual experiences which readers could use - definitely not to misguide anybody. And when you state things like getting laid/BJ by the Caddy at a shed at Laguna GC (For 500 Baht!!) - well, that certainly got my ire up as I know damn good and well that this is a 90% improbablity. I play regularly there and just about each and every one of those caddies are decent hard working ladies (albeit that they are suually a bit older) trying to earn an honest baht. You come up with this story and I really do think that this is going over the line and will make things worse for these ladies to earn their hard earned baht.
Again my apologies - this is just my humble opinion - and I for one will continue to read your reports - but with lots of bemusement and with my tongue firmly in my cheek
SE Asia Joe
Was really hoping someone may be able to give me some locations / names of somewhere where I could get a decent massage and HR. I'm there with friends and not really into full sex anymore. Feel it is too risky. Call me paranoid ! So is there somewhere I can go for an hour or two massage with optional hand job, up market and spotlessly clean,as cash is not really an issue. Perhaps a spa of some sort ? Thanks in advance really appreciate it.
try the MP next to the Burasari resort in Soi Holiday inn. Theres 2 there but the one I am talking about is the first one on the right as u come off beach rd. You cant miss it, theres always a tribe of women standing out front of the joint.
Ask for Dee! She'll look after you.
Dan
try the MP next to the Burasari resort in Soi Holiday inn. Theres 2 there but the one I am talking about is the first one on the right as u come off beach rd. You cant miss it, theres always a tribe of women standing out front of the joint.
Ask for Dee! She'll look after you.
DanThanks for the info, since I havent been there for some years is there any further location detail available on this ? Is this a spa or just 'soapie' parlour?
Thanks
its not a soapie just one of those "spa complexes/ massage parlours"
Dan
try the MP next to the Burasari resort in Soi Holiday inn. Theres 2 there but the one I am talking about is the first one on the right as u come off beach rd. You cant miss it, theres always a tribe of women standing out front of the joint.
Ask for Dee! She'll look after you.
Dan
Dan, went there twice but Dee was either busy or off. Went instead with girl named Tik. Cute as can be and only 18 years old! Great service, highly recommend her, hell, liked her so much went back for seconds that week! I was all the way on the north side of the beach but thought it was worthwile.
Tell her Julian sent you, she will take good care of you!
Was really hoping someone may be able to give me some locations / names of somewhere where I could get a decent massage and HR. I'm there with friends and not really into full sex anymore. Feel it is too risky. Call me paranoid ! So is there somewhere I can go for an hour or two massage with optional hand job, up market and spotlessly clean, as cash is not really an issue. Perhaps a spa of some sort? Thanks in advance really appreciate it.In my experience it is possible to get a HR with an "oil massage" in ANY and ALL the massage places, regardless of their appearance. The ladies make only about 100 THB a day if they are lucky, and the fancier places actually pay them the worst.
So if you're polite and nice about it will happen.
Tip her abpout 10-15% of the house charge which can be as low as 200. 300/hr seems to be the standard charge, even in an elegant place like the Water Palace Spa in Chalong (64/66 Moo1 Chofa Rd East) 300 THB includes great aromatic oil massage, unlimited use of Finnish dry sauna and olympic size swimming pool.
Good to see you checked the place out!!! They have some dam fine women workign there. Pity that Dee was busy!
Thanks for the information. I didn't appreciate there are so many parlours around and are easy to find and certainly didn't realise all provided all services you only need to ask!
I went into a few and most of them offered hand relief and more if you wanted it. It was 300 - 400BH per hour for the oil massage and another 150 - 250 for HR. I think full service was about 350. Had to be careful as sometimes they try and lumber you with the most ugly girl available.
I'll try and give directions to a good one I found. The parlour is on the second left road (meaning where cars can enter) if you head from the banana club and head towards Starbucks. It is at the bottom of this road and is the last parlour on the right. The road is a dead end so you can't really miss the last parlour. If you get to Starbucks you have come too far. It should take all of 60seconds from the banana club to walk from. The oil massage was 400BHT and she charged another 250BH for HR, taking clothes off and touching. (Hope I havent added too much to inflationary pressures for the rest of you lot).
Iraqiscool
07-01-06, 12:45
Dan, went there twice but Dee was either busy or off. Went instead with girl named Tik. Cute as can be and only 18 years old! Great service, highly recommend her, hell, liked her so much went back for seconds that week! I was all the way on the north side of the beach but thought it was worthwile.
Tell her Julian sent you, she will take good care of you!Greetings,
I'm in Phuket for about 4 more days before they ship my ass back to Iraq, and I stopped by the massage parlor described last night and Tik caught my eye. Decent massage but she gave me nothing extra. No offers, no indicators, not even any teasing during the process. Made me think the place was legit until I came here and found her name! Is there some kind of secret password or something or are you just supposed to get stiff and whip it out for her? Also, I had no opportunity to tip because they didn't make me pay for the massage until afterward.
PS This website has been invaluable during the last week in Singapore and I will remember it every time I travel. Just want to say thanks to everyone.
Hows it going blokes? I coming to Phuket in the next week or so. I was wondering if someone could give the rundown on freelance girls and where is the best place find them. Is it the Banana, Tiger or Tai pan. I know I should find out by myself, but I thought some of you could help out an Aussie in need of info.
I've been reading some of the comments on here and it has been quite interesting, keep up the good work.
Greetings,
Is there some kind of secret password or something or are you just supposed to get stiff and whip it out for her? Also, I had no opportunity to tip because they didn't make me pay for the massage until afterward.
No passwords or bs like in other countries, just tell her what you want. You just happened to get a nice 18 year old with little experience and English. If she is interested, she will answer and tell you how much. She was really shy and it was only after I showed the money that she agreed. Your luck could vary as well. I have had girls grab it without asking me and offer services because we were alone in MP and other girls avoid any contact above the knees because too many people were around. Remember, if others are not looking, then they will do everything, but they do not want to be seen as *****s. It is an oddity of Thai culture, mate.
PS- Also, oil massages are best because they ask you get undress from the start.
ThaiLearner
07-03-06, 21:59
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SE Asia Joe
07-10-06, 09:34
The following from Hong Kong's spouth China Morning Post. About time!! Hooray!! Long Live Phuket!!!
Monday, July 10, 2006
THAILAND
Thai hotels fill up as tourists return to tsunami-hit beaches
AGENCE FRANCE-PRESSE in Bangkok
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Tourists head for rebuilt bungalows at a resort in Koh Raya. Photo: AFP
Tourists are returning to the sandy white beaches they fled after the Indian Ocean tsunami hit Thailand, fuelling a boom in construction before the start of the peak travel season in November.
"In general, the tourism climate in the tsunami-affected provinces has rebounded since late October, with visitors coming back not only from Europe but also Asia," said Suwalai Pinpradab, the Tourism Authority of Thailand's (TAT) director for the region.
"We expect tourism arrivals for the whole year could be back to almost the pre-tsunami level in 2003," she said.
When the tsunami struck on December 26, 2004, it left some 220,000 people dead around the region, including 5,400 in Thailand.
It also ravaged one of Thailand's tourism gems, the resort isle of Phuket and the neighbouring provinces of Krabi and Phang Nga.
But 18 months later, the number of tourist arrivals is soaring.
Foreign tourist arrivals in Phuket jumped 275 per cent against a year ago in the first quarter to 640,300. Arrivals in Phang Nga, the province hardest-hit by the tsunami, also more than doubled to 47,400, according to TAT.
The first quarter covers part of Thailand's peak tourist season, which runs from November through March.
With officials projecting a return to normal as the next peak season rolls around, properties that had been left in ruins have been rebuilt and expanded in hopes of cashing in on rising tourism demand.
In Khao Lak, the scene of the tsunami's worst devastation, the Phang Nga Tourist Association expects 5,000 hotel rooms to be back open by the end of the year.
"Western tourists - mainly German, Swedish and Swiss - have been coming back to Khao Lak. Arrivals now are roughly 60 per cent of the pre-tsunami period," said Praprut Khorpetch, of Khao Lak Laguna Resort.
The deadly waves left only a shell of the 115-room Khao Lak Laguna hotel, killing six staff and 20 foreign tourists.
But Mr Praprut said the hotel was so confident about Khao Lak's future, it had added 35 rooms as it was rebuilding.
Sofitel Magic Lagoon Resort, where 214 people died, plans to start rebuilding the 319-room luxury hotel next month.
Navarat Ratwiwattanapong, reservation officer at Krabi's luxury Nakamanda Resort, said tourists' worries about the threat of a future tsunami had been eased by the installation of an early warning system along the beaches. "We were almost totally booked in the first quarter and have received bookings for the high season," she said.
The most glaring exception to the rebuilding trend is in Krabi province, where the once postcard-perfect island of Phi Phi is still struggling to make its comeback.
ThaiLearner
07-10-06, 11:50
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What is the barfine going on these day ? What about ST ? LT ? I appreciate the info.
In my experience it is possible to get a HR with an "oil massage" in ANY and ALL the massage places, regardless of their appearance. The ladies make only about 100 THB a day if they are lucky, and the fancier places actually pay them the worst.
So if you're polite and nice about it will happen.
Tip her abpout 10-15% of the house charge which can be as low as 200. 300/hr seems to be the standard charge, even in an elegant place like the Water Palace Spa in Chalong (64/66 Moo1 Chofa Rd East) 300 THB includes great aromatic oil massage, unlimited use of Finnish dry sauna and olympic size swimming pool.Fond 3 more small MP in Ao Chalong, all on the left side of the street leading from the round-about (traffic circle) to the Tourist pier. All will provide HR and charge 300 THB/hr for oil massage.
There are about 4 others there I have not tried yet, but they should have similar policies.
Still, the Water Palace between Chalong and Phuket Town I mentioned elsewhere is the nicest. Same price. Tips appreciated.
It's conveniently located and the amenities are nice. Only criticism I have is that the mattresses are too hard for me taste. Interestingly, I've stayed at the Amari hotels in Bkk and Koh Samui and they had the same mattresses.
I booked into the Hilton for 8 nights, got a great deal, will find some place near Patong for other two nights.
Thanks
Hi,
Have just booked to come to Phuket in October for ten nights and was thinking of trying the Amari Coral Beach resort and was wondering if anyone knows anything about it, how far from the center of the action and if it is girl friendly.
Thanks,
Irishpussyman
I'm going to be in Phuket in mid September and I want to stay away from the hustle and bustle of Patong during the day, but be close enough to it during the evening.
So I was wondering if Hat Kata Noi was a good choice. Does anyone know how far apart Hat Kata Noi is from Patong? How much would a taxi/tuk tuk ride from one to the other cost?
Thanks.
I heard that Sep and Oct are the wetest months in Phuket... Will I be sourly disappointed in a go go bar at 10 AM thinking that I was going to get some sun or are the showers that happen during this time heavy, but brief?
Thanks.
Phantomtiger2
07-28-06, 23:52
I heard that Sep and Oct are the wetest months in Phuket... Will I be sourly disappointed in a go go bar at 10 AM thinking that I was going to get some sun or are the showers that happen during this time heavy, but brief?
Thanks.
1st of all: if you are referring to Patong Beach go-go/beer bars, they are NOT open at 10am. Most dont start until at least early evening.
2)Rainy season can be tricky, but in general, it'll rain (heavy) at least every day for anywhere from 1-3 hours then stop completely and sometimes may have 1-2 short showers later in the day also.
Or
It will rain all day without letting up, but in general--its usually 1-3 hours/day.
If you want some sun, best to go to beach early in the morning.
PT
September is hit or miss. You aren't going to be assured of nice weather until closer to November. But on the brightside, rates are cheaper.
I find Kata Noi a bit too secluded. It is mostly a couple of resorts, with little if anything else. You are better off over the hill in Kata Beach. There are some very nice places there and the rates are great. From Kata Beach it is a 300 Baht ride to Patong. But if you stay in Kata, watch out for the construction. I stayed at the Kata Poolside Resort a couple of months ago, but there is a huge development going on next door and they work pretty much 24/7 x 7. Ended up moving up the street the next day.
I'm going to be in Phuket in mid September and I want to stay away from the hustle and bustle of Patong during the day, but be close enough to it during the evening.
So I was wondering if Hat Kata Noi was a good choice. Does anyone know how far apart Hat Kata Noi is from Patong? How much would a taxi/tuk tuk ride from one to the other cost?
Thanks.
1st of all: if you are referring to Patong Beach go-go/beer bars, they are NOT open at 10am. Most dont start until at least early evening.
PTLOL. I was just kidding. As much as I liked watching the girls wiggle their bodies in skimpy bikinis the last time I was at one in BKK, there ain't no way I'm getting my ass up for it at 10AM.
September is hit or miss. You aren't going to be assured of nice weather until closer to November. But on the brightside, rates are cheaper.
I find Kata Noi a bit too secluded. It is mostly a couple of resorts, with little if anything else. You are better off over the hill in Kata Beach. There are some very nice places there and the rates are great. From Kata Beach it is a 300 Baht ride to Patong. But if you stay in Kata, watch out for the construction. I stayed at the Kata Poolside Resort a couple of months ago, but there is a huge development going on next door and they work pretty much 24/7 x 7. Ended up moving up the street the next day.Screw it, I decided to stay at the Summer Breeze, right in the heart of it all because of the rain and transport. I hope Hah Baht is right about this place as it comes highly recommended by him :). The pictures on its website looks pretty good.
Probably a good choice. You get the best of both worlds. If the sun is out, the beach is right nearby, and if the rain comes calling, it is only a short dash into the arms of your new best friend. Good luck. Make sure to drop us a report.
Screw it, I decided to stay at the Summer Breeze, right in the heart of it all because of the rain and transport. I hope Hah Baht is right about this place as it comes highly recommended by him :). The pictures on its website looks pretty good.
I'm a frequent reader of this great forum but actually have hardly contributed yet. But after my experience at Christin Massage Parlour a few days ago I felt it might be of interest to the others here.
Went with friends to Christin at 4:30 pm and choice was pretty average among the some 30 girls siting in the fish tank. Papasan quote 1800 to 2800, depending on age (as he explained) but dropped quickly down to 2500 after noticing my big question marks in the eyes, which I still considered above the known prices and went straight for the THB 1800.
Choose no. 12 since she could speak English. Forgot her Thai name but she mentioned she is called "Funny" in English.
Nice soapy massage performance and standard procedures. Nothing outstanding. Judging the price and the outside of the building of Christin I expected a place of more style and nicer atmosphere but it's more like a 2-star hotel in China and I was kind of afraid catching fungus being barefoot on that filthy carpet in the room. Otherwise the room was simple but kind of clean.
The unpleasant part came when no. 12 demanded a tip of 1000 at the end of the 90 minutes. Having done my homework here in the forum beforehand I was nicely questioning the THB 1000 tip. She immediately started calling me names and swearing at me. She even grapped my shoes and didn't want to return them to me. Only after I took my mobile starting to dial she gave in. I interpreted her behaviour as her way telling me not to tip her at all. Went down without tipping and complained to papasan about her attitude and that me and my friends wouldn't see any reason to come back to Christin again.
There are so many nice girls around Phuket that there is no need to spend that much money to be called names. Thank you but no thank you.
Phantomtiger2
07-31-06, 22:05
Screw it, I decided to stay at the Summer Breeze, right in the heart of it all because of the rain and transport. I hope Hah Baht is right about this place as it comes highly recommended by him :). The pictures on its website looks pretty good.
Ive stayed at Summer Breeze once last year and its an ok place. Just dont expect it to be a 4-5 star hotel. For the price its still a bargain as others have pointed out, its right near the action and only 1 block away from the beach (ok--its a very Long block though).
PT
Lovesnihon
08-01-06, 13:49
Hello fellow Mongers:
Strongly suggest you try the K Hotel in Patong. Excellent service, great restaurant, rooms start at 1000 baht a night and up. Started out last week at the Patong Bay Gardens for 2500 after my buddy beat them down pricewise and it was horrible.
K Hotel has free wireless internet everywhere included and no joiner fees. This is a great location for anyone looking for a place to crash.
Shame that there ain't nothin' goin' on here in Taipei that doesn't cost ya large.
LN
Screw it, I decided to stay at the Summer Breeze, right in the heart of it all because of the rain and transport. I hope Hah Baht is right about this place as it comes highly recommended by him :). The pictures on its website looks pretty good.High Goober,
I´ve stayed in SummerBreeze last November - following a recomandation from this forum. It´s definetly a good start if your activities are centered around our hobby:
central, clean, friendly staff and a perfect nightie
It is so o.k. that I stayed there trhee weeks - but I would not do so again. You can find much cheaper rooms with the same quality regading interieur and quality - or you can find something with more comfort. But for some reasons I was too lazy to go and search out... :-)
They have different rooms - so if you go in off season you may have the choice. If you need a balcony - not available. The food is o.k. - but try the restaurant next door on the right hand side - they have the better breakfast.
One more tipp: If you like long island ice tea - tell the girl that you want it with coke...and not without coke!
If the beach is too busy for you - just rent a moto and go over the hill to Laem Sing Beach. You have to park at the road and climb some stairs down to the beach. Most farang are to lazy to do so. And don´t forget to take a girl from bangla with you!
Have fun!
I have changed dates and will now be in Phuket from Aug 24 till Sep 2. Anyone body else going to be around during that time , would be great to hook up have a beer.
ThanksYeah I´m there Aug15 - Sept 15.
I rent an apartm in Patong and I know the in-out Patong Beach.
(but do not have bizz there)
Anybody come to Patong and feel like a crazy day, send me a mess.
Will also be there all of Dec - Feb.
Hairy Timun
08-04-06, 02:12
Yo to all you brudders out there.
Just got some queries regarding the hotels in Phuket. I was just wondering, have any of the fellow forumers here has stayed at this hotel. Coconut Village Resort, Phuket. Cheapest I can find. Hehehe. What to do?? On a shoe string budget mah. Izit any good? Girl friendly? Please do point out any other good and cheap accomodations available near the beach. Thanks a bundle.
Yo to all you brudders out there.
Just got some queries regarding the hotels in Phuket. I was just wondering, have any of the fellow forumers here has stayed at this hotel. Coconut Village Resort, Phuket. Cheapest I can find. Hehehe. What to do?? On a shoe string budget mah. Izit any good? Girl friendly? Please do point out any other good and cheap accomodations available near the beach. Thanks a bundle.
I stayed there earlier this year. Pretty good hotel, nice rooms and a pool. But not really girl friendly. They have a sign for 600B joiner fee in the lobby.
Hairy Timun
08-07-06, 07:09
I stayed there earlier this year. Pretty good hotel, nice rooms and a pool. But not really girl friendly. They have a sign for 600B joiner fee in the lobby.
Thanks for the tip. If that's the case, any other recommendations that's in my price range, ie. around Bht 1000-1200. Any help will be very much appreciated. Thanks again.
Member #3173
08-07-06, 08:12
You must be a Malaysian going up north.If so you should try the accomodation
before turning down into Sarasin Bridge near Phanga.Very cheap and girl
friendly.Maybe longer distance to town, but its worth it.
Hairy Timun
08-09-06, 06:31
You must be a Malaysian going up north.If so you should try the accomodation
before turning down into Sarasin Bridge near Phanga.Very cheap and girl
friendly.Maybe longer distance to town, but its worth it.
Thanks bro.
But what's the name of the place and can we book online or not?
BTW, yup. M M'sian.
Thanks again.
Member #3173
08-10-06, 04:08
Sorry my vehicle went too fast to copy anything.But you or anyone else should be okay if travelling down from Phanga by road as there will be
numerous signboards pointing the way to the bungalow of your choice.
At this time no need to book also as its the low season in August on the west
coast in my experience.
Now I rarely go to Phuket because of the exorbitant general cost for example
RM90 for a basic room which is only cool after sunset and breakfast in main
road Patong Beach at RM15.Suppose for Mat Sallehs it is no problem!!
Try Koh Lanta,Koh Libong etc for cheaper not spoilt cost.
Cheers
I highly recommend the Safari Beach Hotel which is immediately next to the Savoey Restaurant (same owners) Located on the Beach Road, 150 ft north of Bangla Rd. Small simply rooms are 1200b, larger and nicer rooms 2200b and beach rooms for 4400b. 100% girl friendly. Breakfast is served on a beachfront patio - a great place to have a late morning coffee with your local tourguide. Staff has always been very helpful and friendly.
Lovesnihon
08-13-06, 11:03
Since Savoey has long been considered the biggest ripoff on the street, it's amazing that the Safari is cheap and girl friendly. Go figure!
I have changed dates and will now be in Phuket from Aug 24 till Sep 2. Anyone body else going to be around during that time , would be great to hook up have a beer.
ThanksI stayed at the Holiday Inn Phuket Beach Resort which is right on Putong Beach. Very nice hotel, very nice pool with swim up bar, and semi-girl friendly. Meaning that they will allow you to take a girl to your room but they take her ID and want her gone by 6am.
Member #3173
08-14-06, 13:07
Is Holiday Inn Phuket in the centre of Patong Beach and is it near the strip
joints along Bangla?How much did you pay for the room?
Retired Army
08-14-06, 13:53
Is Holiday Inn Phuket in the centre of Patong Beach and is it near the strip
joints along Bangla?How much did you pay for the room?
The Holiday Inn is at the end of Patong Beach. However, is isn't far from the action. I have never stayed there, but I have always noted the location and how nice it is in comparson to other hotels in the area. Next time I go to Phuket I am definately going to consider the H.I.
I stayed there in March. It's in Putong and very close to the bars and clubs. Three minute walk. If you take a girl back there they will take her ID and make her leave by 6am.
The Holiday Inn is at the end of Patong Beach. However, is isn't far from the action. I have never stayed there, but I have always noted the location and how nice it is in comparson to other hotels in the area. Next time I go to Phuket I am definately going to consider the H.I.
Three minutes walk to Soi Bangla. Rooms were around $70USD a night.
Is Holiday Inn Phuket in the centre of Patong Beach and is it near the strip joints along Bangla?How much did you pay for the room?
Lovesnihon
08-15-06, 06:56
Hey Vielen Dank,
All I can say is times have changed. When we went around there a few years ago, they were both adamant and arrogant when it came to even discussing having a lady in your room.
Interesting.
LN
I would recommend the Horizon Beach Resort instead of the Holiday Inn. The HBR is right next to the Holiday Inn so I walked by both places everyday. The HRB feel very cozy and the pool is very private. The Holiday Inn feel like a zoo because the pool is big but crowded. From my room to the the pool is about five meters. I hardly ever hear any noise from the people using the pool as the crow is fairly small. The hotel is GF. They did not give my ladies any problem during my stay.
The walk from both the Holiday Inn and Horizon Beach Resort is about 10 minutes (not three). I normaly take a motorbike taxi that cost 50-100 Bahts.
The
Bob, guess it all depends on how fast you walk, how big you are, and how hot it is. Three minutes for me but I'm an ex-US Marine. Semper Fi brother.
I would recommend the Horizon Beach Resort instead of the Holiday Inn. The HBR is right next to the Holiday Inn so I walked by both places everyday. The HRB feel very cozy and the pool is very private. The Holiday Inn feel like a zoo because the pool is big but crowded. From my room to the the pool is about five meters. I hardly ever hear any noise from the people using the pool as the crow is fairly small. The hotel is GF. They did not give my ladies any problem during my stay.
The walk from both the Holiday Inn and Horizon Beach Resort is about 10 minutes (not three). I normaly take a motorbike taxi that cost 50-100 Bahts.
The
I will be going to Phuket in 2 weeks time, staying in Laguna, for 2 days.
Any fellow mongers around? Any relevant information of the area, as the only mention after RTFF, is that the area is for families only ,and only a MP in the vicinity.
Cheers,
Barek
Taz Marine
09-05-06, 23:29
Any info on this hotel? I've searched the forum and found one guy posted about the hotel emailing 500 baht joiner fees. I've seen with hotels that even if there is a joiner fee they still can be girl friendly. If you book for 2 people sometimes you can get away without joiner fees.
Lovesnihon
09-06-06, 01:07
Hey Taz,
They've gotten a lot tougher now that someone in Phuket thinks they are Rudy Giliani and that Patong is f'ing disneyland. My buddy and I always book a room for two people and they still insist on charging 300 to 1000b per girl. Which is why staying at the K Hotel rocks.
LN
I'm a frequent reader of this great forum but actually have hardly contributed yet. But after my experience at Christin Massage Parlour a few days ago I felt it might be of interest to the others here.
Went with friends to Christin at 4:30 pm and choice was pretty average among the some 30 girls siting in the fish tank. Papasan quote 1800 to 2800, depending on age (as he explained) but dropped quickly down to 2500 after noticing my big question marks in the eyes, which I still considered above the known prices and went straight for the THB 1800.
Choose no. 12 since she could speak English. Forgot her Thai name but she mentioned she is called "Funny" in English.
Nice soapy massage performance and standard procedures. Nothing outstanding. Judging the price and the outside of the building of Christin I expected a place of more style and nicer atmosphere but it's more like a 2-star hotel in China and I was kind of afraid catching fungus being barefoot on that filthy carpet in the room. Otherwise the room was simple but kind of clean.
The unpleasant part came when no. 12 demanded a tip of 1000 at the end of the 90 minutes. Having done my homework here in the forum beforehand I was nicely questioning the THB 1000 tip. She immediately started calling me names and swearing at me. She even grapped my shoes and didn't want to return them to me. Only after I took my mobile starting to dial she gave in. I interpreted her behaviour as her way telling me not to tip her at all. Went down without tipping and complained to papasan about her attitude and that me and my friends wouldn't see any reason to come back to Christin again.
There are so many nice girls around Phuket that there is no need to spend that much money to be called names. Thank you but no thank you.After spending so much money (half of monthly salary in Thailand), instead of Budha style "thank you" she gave you a riot act and ruined your experience. Papasan doesn't give a crap. He is the one who teaches these women to do it just because many guys (should be called pussies) would give in. I don't come to Phuket anymore. These greedy bastards refused refunds even while they were still pulling bodies out in Kamala. Phuket *****s are the most westernized in all of Thailand. They should be charging 500 baht for double twisted upside down inside out stretchfuck anal. Do you want to know who is responsible for your lousy experience? All these fuckups who tipped her 1000 baht before you. I call them bendover specialists. A fucking bowl of rice should be their tip. The whole notion of tipping was as foreign to Thailand as moon queers are to us. This idea of being abused for being nice just drives me nuts. You did the right thing for not tipping her at all. You're OK>
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