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Hello Guys,
Can anyone give me information about good spots to go for a stag night, about 30 people and all action. Also indicatin on costs and where to take the nights pick of lovely ladies, maybe a penision or hotel which is girl friendly.
Please advise.
El Frances
03-12-08, 10:49
Hi, Back from Patong Beach
I've been there from february 23rd to now. I understand previous reports and pms on Phuket. This place sucks in peak season. The day I arrived, I went out the first night around 1 pm and all acceptable girls had obviously been picked-up already in bars, showing a desiquilibrium between offer and demand (someone was expecting me, so no problem for me). I was expecting to see more pretty girls than at the beginning of December, but it seems not. Only more customers. From the begin of March, it became more balanced, but it will probably be really better only from the end of March.
I have spent most of my time with the same girl, but had a few opportunities to butterfly.
The disco hunting ground is hopeless! I went to Tai Pan first, and quickly run away without even drinking a beer after having seen the age the girls in there! Then I went to Tiger, and it was not much better. The only exception, is that I met THE STUNNER! The only one in the disco, and the first really stunner I have seen in Phuket in three years. Young, slim, angel face like a manga character. She asked 4000 THB LT and I could not negotiate under 3500 THB. What did I do? I paid! If you have read my previous posts, you know I never overpay, but this girl was worth every cent I paid. She made me so horny that she really earned this money! Ah!Ah!
There are more pretty girls in bars than in discos currently, if you spend enough time screening them, but it's sometime hard to negotiate.
In summary, apart from a few exceptions, Phuket in high season is the ideal place for people who like to overpay for 2nd and 3rd choice girls (most of them too old). That's the most politely way I can express it!
In low season, quality is not better (it can be worst), but it's cheap
PS Of course, experienced people will find there way in Phuket, but it's obviously gettng worst than before.
White Whale
03-12-08, 19:04
Glad you had a good time but your hotel is not girl friendly this means that you do not have to pay a joiner fee to the hotel.Ok, different definition than in Europe :) Here hotel is girl friendly if they let random ladies in your room at all.
The only exception, is that I met THE STUNNER! .
Could this be the stunner you are talking about ? The attached girl is one of the most attractive ladies I came across in LOS and works in Tiger.
Hummer Bird
03-13-08, 17:12
Could this be the stunner you are talking about ? The attached girl is one of the most attractive ladies I came across in LOS and works in Tiger.
Really hot!!! One does not see this kind of hottie in abundance. Thanks for including a picture with your post.
El Frances
03-13-08, 19:58
Hmmm! After looking at the pic again, maybe it's the same girl. I have the impression the one I met was slimmer. I'm not sure because of the glasses she wears on your picture.
Hmmm! After looking at the pic again, maybe it's the same girl. I have the impression the one I met was slimmer. I'm not sure because of the glasses she wears on your picture.
Frances, I have more pictures of her but can't post the full face as to respect her at least. She is really a girl to die for. No tattoos, no body spots, creamy white skin, 1 single piercing there where it should be.
When I was walking with her, everyone stared at us in disbelief. She really is a superstar. Never ever in my 15 years that I went to Phuket, I have met such a model. Thai people thought she is Japanese as she looks more Jap then Thai.
The posted picture do not give her justice as it has been taking during the day. At night she was dressed to kill -not as your usual bargirl- but very stylish. I have been going with her for about a year and still we have the odd "meeting" but sometimes I prefer to taste different food too as the supply is in abundance in the Phukies.
El Frances
03-14-08, 19:13
From your description, it must be the same girl.
Somehow I'm lucky I had a cute 19 y.o. GF taking care of me, otherwise I would have gone bankrupt staying with this girl over and over....
ThaiLearner
03-15-08, 14:55
Ok, different definition than in Europe :) Here hotel is girl friendly if they let random ladies in your room at all.
I have never had that problem in England
Willing to stay also a few days in big resort like, blue canyon lodge ,mission hills resort or laguna resort hotels ,which they all have spa-massage , i would like to know if is possible to get a HJ during the massage session in those hotels with a good tip.
I don't want to be expulsed from the hotel asking this kind of service.
Same question for the massage-spa that could be situated in some golf club- houses.
Thanks in advanceA bit of a late response, but it might help answer your question. I stayed at the Allamanda Phuket hotel in the Laguna in November 2007. It's a very very nice hotel and resort. They have a professional Angsana Spa there with around 4 separate massage 'huts', which you have to go outside down garden paths outside to access. Each hut is in its own grounds, with a shower outside and there's a lot of privacy. However, I noticed on the brochure with the list of massages, there was a very clear warning that inappropriate requests of the masseurs will not be tolerated.
I booked a Thai massage (I can't remember the exact type). She asked me to remove my clothes whilst she left the hut, and to place a thin wrap around my lower body. She performs the massage by covering the entire body with the wrap, except the part of the body that she's massaging. As she moves to other parts, she adjusts the wrap accordingly. At no point does she uncover your genitals. When she had finished the back, and asked me to turn over, I told her that I had an erection. This seemed to surprise her and she didn't respond well to my advances. She would only answer "never mind", and therefore I decided not to push my luck, especially in light of the warning in the brochure. When she was massaging my front, she even expertly layed the wrap over my lower half with the edge slightly tucked under my erection so that the wrap couldn't accidentally fall off. I don't know if I played the game "wrong" (I'm not experienced at this), but she was totally professional throughout, and it was a great massage.
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I finally found a higher end GFE (guest/girl friendly establishment) hotel. As my money goes futher in Thailand, I was looking for something a little more decent.
Thara Patong Beach Resort about 1 block away from Bangla road.
http://www.tharapatong.com/
Just got confirmation from them days ago that they are GFE.
About Bht 2800 per night Deluxe (cheaper via Asiarooms about Bht 2500)
Just book for 2 persons and if you arrive alone and get a "guest" later, there is no joiner fee.
I will be there from 17 April - 21 April. If any fellow mongers would like to hook up feel free to PM me. I have been to Phuket on 2 other occasions before.
I had the impression that some places charge for joiner fees, not because they are unfriendly towards girls, but to cover the cost of an additional breakfast which is normally included in most room rates. So if you booked a room for 1 person and say invited a friend (not staying at your hotel) to join you for breakfast, it would be reasonable for them to charge you for an additional breakfast, which from my experience, are quite lavish full american buffet breakfast.
My 2 cents.
Finding a nice guest friendly place to stay in Patong is not easy. I'm talking about higher end places with a pool, close to the action. Something a bit nicer than Salathai. I don't want to walk for 30 minutes, rent anything, and don't feel like giving those tuk-tuk bastards my business. I emailed Burasari and they answered they were guest friendly, but then I did a search on-line and found a review stating they charge 1000b joiner fee. I don't want the hassle of having to flank in. Does anyone know? Planning to skip Pattaya and do BKK and Phuket 50/50.
Guys,
I am going to Phuket in April.
Anyone of you guys will be there?
Maybe we can meet up.
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Hi Klteng,
I appreciate your participation in the forum, but with all due respect, we have a thread in the Thailand forum titled "Travel Plans and Announcements" specifically for this purpose.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2182
Thanks,
Jackson
Llantarnam
03-21-08, 18:34
I am in Phuket in early May.
Anyone know if there's anywhere in particular that I am likely to find girls that are ok with anal?
I live in Thailand but am making my first trip to Phuket at the end of this month. I need a report of what bars and gogos to be sure and go to and also whether there is any daytime action and where. I would appreciate any info at all. Will pay back with a trip report.
Thanks
Hey all!
Newbie to LOS here.
Going to be in the Le Meredien Khao Lak - and I just realized that the place is too goody goody for me! Need pointers from you guys on best way of enjoying my trip given the distance to the sights (Patong).
Should I be looking at renting a car in order to drive to Patong or is there any other cost effective way. From what I have gathered, a taxi ride (one way) to Patong from Khao Lak is THB 2500+ and the ride is 2 hours?? Don't believe it makes sense to spend 5000THB just to get to mongering areas.
I really don't want to drive (considering DUI implications).
Final point - I have no chance of changing hotels (there for a convention).
Will appreciate any inputs.
Cheers,
Pulse
Member #2041
03-22-08, 16:59
Hey all!
Newbie to LOS here.
Going to be in the Le Meredien Khao Lak - and I just realized that the place is too goody goody for me! Need pointers from you guys on best way of enjoying my trip given the distance to the sights (Patong).
Should I be looking at renting a car in order to drive to Patong or is there any other cost effective way. From what I have gathered, a taxi ride (one way) to Patong from Khao Lak is THB 2500+ and the ride is 2 hours?? Don't believe it makes sense to spend 5000THB just to get to mongering areas.
I really don't want to drive (considering DUI implications).
Final point - I have no chance of changing hotels (there for a convention).
Will appreciate any inputs.
Cheers,
Pulse
The cost and distance to Patong seems about right. Don't know what to tell you - if there isn't any local scene, you might be S-O-L. But in point of fact, there pretty much always is a local scene in Thailand - and Khao Lak was economically devastated by the Boxing Day Tsunami - so certainly there must be some locals looking for an injection of your funds into their personal portion of the local economy. You might have to resort to those old standby tactics of tipping one of the hotel valets, or a local taxi driver - to find you some venue with willing talent.
Mongering aside who's bright idea was it to have a conference there?
I'm assuming there will be quite a few long haul travellers to this conference and the last thing you want to put them through is another 80km gruelling taxi ride of at least 1.5 hours north of Phuket airport. A ride to Patong of 40mins south is bad enough after a 10+ hour flight. Also I am guessing there will be various delegates arriving at different times all adding to the cost of "airport to hotel" transfers.
There are many 4 - 5 star accomodation with excellent conference facilites in Phuket for a lower rate than Le Meridien Khao Lak.
It might be fine if the conference are for regional attendees.
I don't think the person who organised this thought logistics or maybe it did not go through a proper due process of selection.
Anyway there is no go-go bars, massage parlours, girlie bars or any such action in Khao Lak. The whole area is too goody goody even for Mother Theresa.
Don't drive, parking is a pain once you hit Patong. Also traffic sucks particularly in the evenings/night when the place comes to life.
Stump the taxi fare or save it for another day.
Hey all!
Newbie to LOS here.
Going to be in the Le Meredien Khao Lak - and I just realized that the place is too goody goody for me! Need pointers from you guys on best way of enjoying my trip given the distance to the sights (Patong).
Should I be looking at renting a car in order to drive to Patong or is there any other cost effective way. From what I have gathered, a taxi ride (one way) to Patong from Khao Lak is THB 2500+ and the ride is 2 hours?? Don't believe it makes sense to spend 5000THB just to get to mongering areas.
I really don't want to drive (considering DUI implications).
Final point - I have no chance of changing hotels (there for a convention).
Will appreciate any inputs.
Cheers,
Pulse
Terry Terrier
03-23-08, 01:56
i don't think the person who organised this thought logistics or maybe it did not go through a proper due process of selection.
or maybe she thought about it an awful lot and this thinking influenced her process of selection.:d
You see, this is what happens when you give women the vote! I bet Arab based companies won't have this problem.
Or maybe she thought about it an awful lot and this thinking influenced her process of selection.:D
thanks 2041/ poopbunny,
you bet the organizer didn't think about these things...loser!
in any case, thanks for the inputs - will probably do patong one of the nights and chill the others. or maybe head out to bkk and spend a day there.
was seriously looking at driving, but thanks to your post, won't entertain that.
cheers,
pulse
Am planning to be in Phuket mid April. Could anyone help me out with some exclusive incall joint? Don't want to go to Go Go bars for women. And also don't want to go to the regular places where you fin a lot of crowd where you will be in queue Anyone knows any independents with incall facility? Also any Russians or Europeans available?
Please help.
Cheers!
BW
NicFrenchy
04-02-08, 09:34
Very late on a report from my trip to the South, I went to a few cities but the only mongering I could do was in Phuket: 2 nights in Patong.
1st night I had 2 Freelancers from Bangla Road (Dynamic Duo) and the 2nd night I went to Christin MP.
I will not get into details of the FL duo because I did not take any contacts and as we all know the FL market is a big YMMV.
They looked good and agreed to 500 ST each for 2 hours and as many shots as possible. I promised them 500 Tip each if I was VERY satisfied and they made Every effort to ensure I had the time of my life. They got 2 pops out of me and did not give up (trying for the 3rd one) until I asked them to stop. Time went a little over 3 hours and the ladies each got 1,000 for services well rendered.
The second night was a little more about "Gourmet" than "Gourmand"
Pussy Gourmet = person with a sensitive and discriminating palate, and who is knowledgeable in appreciation of the arts of fine Pussy
Pussy Gourmand = to describe a person given to excess in the consumption of Pussy, synonymous with "glutton"
You get the Picture?
I enter Christin at around 9pm and go up the little flight of Stairs leading to the Main room where the 3 Fishbowls are Located.
Papasan approaches and invites me to take a seat. Very simple M.O. :
Left of the FB 1,800 Looks: 2 to 5
Right of the FB 2,300 Looks: 5 to 7
Center of the FB 2,800 Looks: 7 to 9
In the case of Christin, I must say that the Pricing was on par with the girl’s beauty.
The only drag is that the Session time is 80 minutes. Yes, you read correctly, 1 hour and 20 minutes for the session and the session starts at the time you pick your girl. Needless to say that it is impossible to squeeze 2 shots in such a short session.
I argued with Papasan that 80 minutes was a little short for me and the bastard suggested I take 160 minutes for “only” double the fee, never mind. I was tempted to leave but my eyes would not avert from this absolutely stunning girl in the center, she was all I like in a Thai girl and to make matters worse, she was smiling at me and begging me to pick her (there were quite a lot of other customers in front of the FB).
Robin Williams said "God gave us two heads, one big one little, but only enough blood to run one at a time" and at this precise moment the blood was flowing in my little head: ok for 2,800 and 80 minutes.
All I can say is that this girl was so new (or pretended to be) that the whole experience was very negative. I did not even come at all. If this was not enough, she had the guts to ask for 1k tip. I laughed and told her she could get the tip from the 2,800 I wasted on her.
On the way out, Papa asked me if all was good and also a little tip, I did not even acknowledge his presence and left the building.
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El Frances
04-03-08, 17:51
That's the way at Christin! Avoid this place!
Hey folks. Please help.
I will be in Phuket in about 10 days time. Would be grateful if any of you gents can recomend a good independent incall. Also, please let me know if anyone knows any Russians or Europeans around.
so next time you go to Mockova you want to find THAI girls, right?
NicFrenchy
04-07-08, 09:17
so next time you go to Mockova you want to find THAI girls, right?
Not a very fair comment to make. Maybe he lives in Thailand and would like to take his Phuket trip as an opportunity to sample something different?
After over 3 years in Thailand, I certainly feel the need for a white lady from time to time.
M P Lurker
04-07-08, 09:47
That's the way at Christin! Avoid this place!
Years ago I had some good experiences at Soapies in Phuket Town. Less likely to be ripped off there, but its a fair hike from Patong of course over the mountain.
Recent years I never got to try Patong Soapies because I have usually had GF in tow.
SE Asia Joe
04-07-08, 09:54
Going to be in the Le Meredien Khao Lak - and I just realized that the place is too goody goody for me! Need pointers from you guys on best way of enjoying my trip given the distance to the sights (Patong).
,
Pulse
It's really not THAT bad! the resort itself is BEAUTIFUL and I personally don't mind spending a few days there given the tourity things.
But back to your problem - a couple suggestions
- try Takua Pa town - it's a 15-20 minute drive and there are a couple lower end massage places and a shack bar here and there.
- Why not first go to Phuket for a few days? Enjoy yourself first and make sure you keep all phone numbers of all your "conquests" with a view towards "importing" a particular honey of your choice to stay with you at the Phang nga?
- Tie a rubber band around your dick whilst there and then go to Phuket AFTER your convention.
SEAJ
will be in Phuket mid April on kata beach for a week . any kind of help in terms of info so that i do not get ripped off ..( not a very good feeling when you are a monger) . Its like be prepared and walk in with max info and it will be great. Fellow seniors if you could give me some tips it would be great..please PM any info..Please help.
Cheers! will have one for you guys while I party!!
regards
bangind
will be in Phuket mid April on kata beach for a week . any kind of help in terms of info so that i do not get ripped off ..( not a very good feeling when you are a monger) . Its like be prepared and walk in with max info and it will be great. Fellow seniors if you could give me some tips it would be great..please PM any info..Please help.
Cheers! will have one for you guys while I party!!
regards
bangind
Is there a reason why you have to stay in Kata? If not I suggest that you stay in Patong. That's where the majority of the action is. I'm not sure if there is any p4p in Kata.
will be in Phuket mid April on kata beach for a week . any kind of help in terms of info so that i do not get ripped off ..( not a very good feeling when you are a monger) . Its like be prepared and walk in with max info and it will be great. Fellow seniors if you could give me some tips it would be great..please PM any info..Please help.
Cheers! will have one for you guys while I party!!
regards
bangind
This passage is from another site:
"Over the last year, Kata's small bar-beer areas at both ends of the beach have expanded, so you don't have to go far for more action. But for the real party scene head for Patong, just a 10-minute drive north."
Thanks Pal.
Didn't mean to offend anyone here. Just asking for a little help from seniors here.
If at all any of you are in Mumbai, do drop in a line. Only too glad to be of any help. Provided I have the right info.
Well. , thanks anyway.
BW
Not a very fair comment to make. Maybe he lives in Thailand and would like to take his Phuket trip as an opportunity to sample something different?
After over 3 years in Thailand, I certainly feel the need for a white lady from time to time.
Read about a club in Rawai/Chalong area that has a jacuzzi with nubile young things frolicking therein. Pm'ed the guy, but haven't heard back yet. Anyone know where it is?
Thanks
Hi Guys and Girls,
I’m heading up to Phuket very soon and wondered if anyone recognises this beautiful woman I met at the VIP bar in May 2007. I was a bit pissed at the time so didn’t attempt to take her home, however I did get her phone number but lost it with many brain cells that morning. Dates to follow and it would be great to meet some of you guys for a drink or two.
Cheers
Q
oh - didn't take it as "offensive", just a "curiousity" that someone would be looking for European poo-ying poontang in Thailand. You always could try some of the tourists... :)
NicFrenchy
04-12-08, 04:39
You always could try some of the tourists... :)
As a matter of fact, I did :)
You cannot believe what power a French accent can have on a semi-drunken UK girl LOL
Met her in a disco across from Bangla Road
As a matter of fact, I did :)
You cannot believe what power a French accent can have on a semi-drunken UK girl LOL
Met her in a disco across from Bangla Road
And the same for me, went out with a mate who runs a small restaurant and some freinds off his for dinner and ended up with one of the lovely UK girls from dinner.
Don't forget they on holidays and out for soem fun!!
Q
Stiffoak 571
04-13-08, 11:39
First of all will deal with the Christins "issue":
Went on my last day as I had to leave by evening and wanted some pre-flight action.
Went in and the set up just as a Bangkok Soapie with fishbowl but no sideliners - it was 2pm and there were 3 in the 1800B about 12 in the 2800N and 4 in the 3800B - no real model types to justify the higher price.
Chose girl called No (or Noi) - my usual sweet faced small bodied type - upstairs had great body slide to start on the mat but then everything else a bit rushed - little english and she clearly wanted everything out of the way as quickly as poss.
After no rub down just straight out of the room - doubt I was there 45 mins so overall no comparison to BKK soapies but worth a try if you get bored of the bars or the street masssage places
Stiffoak 571
04-13-08, 11:57
Now will deal with the rest of my time in Patong.
Can see why it isnt to everyone's taste - but certainly dont understand the comments about it being dead - more than enough entertainment.
Didnt do as much a Id assumed before going out due to fatigue from day time diving and also being ill last 2 nights - but did enough!
Stayed at Salathai which was fine rooms ok quiet and no joiner fee - 10-20min walk to Bangla depends how many time you get stopped on the way.
Bars - endless variety on Bangla - the obvious LBs on soi Croc - although look out for blonde russian behind the bar opposite - seemed too set to be just on hols might be daughter of owner as her mother seemed to order bar staff about? Always want the ones you cant have!!
Did the rounds - what is it with the banging a nail game? Some good on Easy some on Gonzo - my fav was a tiny thing right at the back last bar on the right in soi suk on the second road past Tiger just before Bangla - her name was Ong - cute beyond words really good BBBJ not much english so only a ST girl but well worth it - paid total of 2100 which was her + BF + drinks so work it out!
Also spent time during days in the vast array of massage places along Beach road - lots of god looking girls - 2 by my hotel Bali Hai and somethign else but all the way down to Bangla inbetween clothes stalls - not heard much about it but worth checking
Had good hrs massage followed by HJ for 1000 and even a FS for 1500 which was a shock didnt think it would be on offer - so pick your girl wisely and go for it - just try to get any service price to include the massage as they have to give the normal 400/500 back to establishment whatever
So overall dont despair there is plenty of life in Patong - yes prices might be on the up but there is lots to see and do and if you get bored with all the Thai girls on show there are always a few topless Aussies on the beach by day!
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JustGotBack
04-25-08, 16:17
I'm in Phuket and I'm really dirty. Can someone recommend a soapie or two? What should I expect to pay?
NicFrenchy
04-26-08, 01:42
I'm in Phuket and I'm really dirty. Can someone recommend a soapie or two? What should I expect to pay?
You have 299 posts... one would think that by now you learned how to use the search function or read a little bit of the Phuket thread?
Here's the info (that was just 5 or 6 posts below yours).
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=726335&postcount=1530
JustGotBack
04-26-08, 03:59
You have 299 posts... one would think that by now you learned how to use the search function or read a little bit of the Phuket thread?
Here's the info (that was just 5 or 6 posts below yours).
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=726335&postcount=1530
I read that useless post before I asked since I need decent information. I want tips for Phuket not Pattong. You'd think after 800 posts someone would know how to read.
JustGotBack
04-26-08, 10:34
Guys!, Take it easy on each other, and concentrate on getting your root on. No war, Peace and "love"/ mongering.
Hee HaaI agree. That's why I was asking my fellow brothers for tips. I got a patronizing answer in response. I give what I get.
Llantarnam
04-26-08, 10:44
Will be in Patong beach in 10 days time.
I have read various recent information regarding a crackdown on whats on show in the go-go bars. So the $64,000 question is; what comes off and what stays on?
ThaiLearner
04-26-08, 12:12
I read that useless post before I asked since I need decent information. I want tips for Phuket not Pattong. You'd think after 800 posts someone would know how to read.May be you should have put down Puket city or Town as Phuket does cover a big area.
Stiffoak 571
04-26-08, 20:07
Will be in Patong beach in 10 days time.
I have read various recent information regarding a crackdown on whats on show in the go-go bars. So the $64,000 question is; what comes off and what stays on?No bars same as Nana/Cowboy in BKK - most of the beer bars are just waitresses who will go with you - the shows are playing jenga or bashing nails into wood.
Unless you want a taste of the soi crocodile "ladies"
Llantarnam
04-27-08, 19:15
No bars same as Nana/Cowboy in BKK - most of the beer bars are just waitresses who will go with youI was referring to cloths comming off. Are the go go bars topless (or even bottomless).
Nothing like seeing the goods befor eyou buy!
Rockabilly77
05-03-08, 05:10
i finally found a higher end gfe (guest/girl friendly establishment) hotel. as my money goes futher in thailand, i was looking for something a little more decent.
thara patong beach resort about 1 block away from bangla road.
http://www.tharapatong.com/
just got confirmation from them days ago that they are gfe.
about bht 2800 per night deluxe (cheaper via asiarooms about bht 2500)
just book for 2 persons and if you arrive alone and get a "guest" later, there is no joiner fee.hey guys.
been a longtime since i've been to phuket
i am looking for a good hotel (no joiner), anyone have a good sugestion for me and my business partner. only demand i got from him was that he wants a pool. me i want to be walking distance to bangla.
any sugestions?
JustGotBack
05-03-08, 14:22
I ended up going to the Great Plaza Massage. I first showed up at 2pm and there were very few girls in the bowl. The price was 2400 for most of them and 2900 for the ones on the rightside of the bowl. One of the mamasan said they were eating and that I should come back in 10 minutes. I walked around a bit and came back in about 30 minutes. Not that many more girls but there were a few. I picked #32. Turns out she was 31 but looked younger. She started with a Thai massage while the tube was filling. Then into the tub for a wash. It was all good with a bbbj thrown in. Then more foreplay and some cbj in bed before finishing doggy style. In the end she asked for a tip. I was down to either a 500, 100 or 20 baht bill. Having read that tipping in this area is customary I gave her the 500. Anything less seemmed insulting.
All in all it was good but at roughly $100, I'll stick to picking up 19 year old Swedish girls on the beach. I only score about once a week but the Swedish girls are much hotter and cheaper.
El Frances
05-04-08, 14:09
Hi
I had a few nights for butterflying while my current GF had her period. I haven't been in Phuket during low season since a long time. Compared to peak season, some girls obviously have gone somewhere else, but still enough girls remaining there. There are much less customers (and less well off), so prices get low. Obviously several not ugly girls end the night alone, as I have noticed at disco closing time.
On the disco scene, no much changes. Old girls concentrate in TaiPan, it's a bit better in Tiger disco, but no many young girls either. A few pretty girls in bars, if you can spot them.
The main problem is that there are always big waves in the sea, so if you want to really swim, you have to find a swimming pool.
Cheers!
Day 1.
I book a pool view deluxe at Thara Patong for Bht2500 (off-season rate) as I would like decent accommodation. I get the old wing Garden View with a sliver of pool view. Room is not as nice as LK in Pattaya and looks a little more dated than the pictures on the internet but still OK. I head off to Bangla Road and see quite a few freelancers. I know there has been a bit of a debate here with Pattaya, IMO the freelancers on Bangla Road are much better than Beach Road in Pattaya. Of course you need to watch out for the ladyboys like everywhere else.
I spot a hottie at Butterfly Bar at Soi Dragon but she looks like a bartender, will explore later. Then I reach a bar towards the end of the center part of Soi Tiger and spot 2 slim hotties. I decide to do the rest of the Bangla tour before returning. I spot another amazing hottie with big tits on Soi Tiger, but it looks too good to be true (ladyboy). I return to the Libra Bar but I can’t decide between the two hotties because they look alike, I then find out they are sisters and are both called “Jay”. I consider BF the both of them but decide against it and go for one. I negotiate for bbbj, she checks me out, thinks for a moment and agrees LT B1500. BF was B500, I say its after midnight, and they let her go for B300, I find out later its B300 after 1am as midnight is considered still early. Beer was B90 and ladies drinks B180, I bought a drink for Jay and her sister.
I offered her a tuk-tuk, but she is happy with walking back to my hotel, good thing about Thara being so close to Bangla. At the hotel, they keep a photocopy of her ID. I get GFE and bbbj then she sits on me CG uncovered, I figured she had some form of barrier (like femdom or something) installed while in the toilet, I later find out not. Should have known they were not that sophisticated, BBS was not negotiated. Nothing beats BBS, but I get paranoid and gave my little head the Listerine treatment immediately after.
Day 2
I’m still pissing straight, great!. Bought more Listerine. About midnight I go look for the other 2 hotties I had seen the day before, but I don’t see them, so I go back to the same bar. Where “Jay” welcomes me again. “Yaya” a ladyboy is also there and she scares the hell out of me, she really likes me, unfortunately the conversion is not convincing. She presses me for a drink but I say no. I buy the 2 “Jays” a couple of drinks, myself one, and maybe someone else. Soon the bell rings. I find out they ring this bell when a single customer reaches a B1000 bar tab…which was me. Then a Finnish guy buys everyone at the bar a round of drink, and the bell tolls again. This time I could tell a couple of other customers were also had eyes on my “Jay”. It wasn’t long before I BF her again. We go back to my hotel. Again they want her ID, I tell them no need as it was the same girl from the night before, they photocopy it again. At the front desk, there were 2 Indian guys with 2 ladyboys, I don’t think they know, but I keep to myself. They are trying to take the girls back to their room but they seem to be having trouble as they were sharing rooms and one of them already had a girl, so they could not get the second girl through.
Same deal. She leaves pretty early in the morning after another pop and does not care for my paid hotel breakfast.
Day 3
I did not know this, but it is some form of election day today so there are no alcohol sales, so all the bars are closed until midnight tomorrow, although a couple of restaurants were more than happy to serve me a round with my meal. “Jay” had my number so she was going to come and spend the day with me. She arrives shortly after my nap. I offer her the room service menu and anything she wants from the minibar. She orders something from the menu and just water. Later, we go out and spend some GFE time like shopping. I buy her a B200 handbag and B200 lingerie (which she models for me later). This is sort of a big deal for her because she is so painfully shy she won’t use my hotel pool. I later get her to agree to use my hotel pool wearing a sexy bikini I had brought for B500, but this never materialized because of rain. Jay receives a call, the person on the other line seems excited and she tells me that its ladyboy “Yaya” is really nice on the inside and actually has a crush on me. Oddly, we bump into scary “Yaya” at Juncelyon, who gives a big hug. We have dinner at one of the seafood restaurant on second road near Bangla where I spend about B1700 for the both of us. I spent this much money for dinner on myself at Savoey the night before. Then we head back to my hotel for another night of bliss. I was lucky to not have to pay the BF today and I guess Jay was lucky to have a customer on a night when the bars are closed.
Day 4
She leaves early in the morning again without having breakfast. I agree to see her tonight at the bar after midnight when they open again. Later that day she calls me to confirm that I will be coming.
I first head to a disco on the main beach called Bananas. I think it was B400 entry which included 2 drinks. I have 1 drink and gave my other drink to a nice Thai “good girl”. We had a good chat, then at about 1 am, I abandon this bird in the bush and head back to my Jay, the bird in the hand.
This time I buy “Yaya” a drink, I sort of felt sorry for her. I also buy the bar manager a drink and another girl who is sort of hot and also has a pierce tongue. Jay makes me give her sister B100 tip. I leave with Jay again for the last time. Same deal, this time she does have breakfast with me in the morning.
So there you go. I know there has been some debate about how Pattaya is better, Phuket isn’t so bad after all. What I did not find in Pattaya, I did find in Phuket on my first night and was happy not to “butterfly” and stick with the same girl for the rest of my stay.
M P Lurker
05-12-08, 12:08
From time to time some one will ask about massage parlours in Phuket.
While almost every Resort Hotel has a massage service, I hope to provide some info about some Soapies in Phuket.
I have not visited all these places, nor recently for the ones I have been to in Phuket town. So I do not make any claims about how good they are. At your own risk:
http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=au&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=112522687346612693021.00044bed2c6a352a8c9d1&ll=7.902831,98.34549&spn=0.10865,0.180588&z=13
poopbunny,
great report!
pouring listerine on your dick… that's creative. i thought i was the only person to think about that. but with that said, i always wear a condom during p4p. i’m too paranoid, and, although a condom isn’t perfect, so far, it’s prevented me from getting anything nasty.
poopbunny,
great report!
pouring listerine on your dick… that's creative. i thought i was the only person to think about that.
doesn't that hurt?
Member #2305
05-20-08, 14:56
Hi Bro,
We will be in Phuket on 19-21 of June. I was told that the mentioned period is not a good time to visit Phuket as it is a rainy month. Is it true?
We plan to stay in Patong Resort. Is it a nice hotel? Girl friendly? Any hapenning places nearby the resort?
Any reply and suggestion for the above is really welcome.
Thanks in advance.
#2305
I stayed there on my first visit to Patong some 11 visits ago. Only 100m from Bangla, so location is not a problem. The beach is 2 blocks away. I checked out after one night because it was NOT girl-friendly. It is a large hotel that will be basically empty during low season. You will be the only monger in the large lobby with tour groups. Altogether, the vibe was clearly not what I was hoping for. I checked in to the Safari Beach Hotel and have been going back ever since. Same pricing, on the Beach, 40m from Bangla, small pool, NO joiner fee, small boutique style hotel, with great management. Only 3 star, so don't expect Shangri-la style, but it has every thing I need. Oh yeah, I almost forgot one of my favorite things, they serve breakfast at their beach restaurant named Concaved. Nothing like a nice cup of java, the sea, a beautiful girl across the table, to help recharge the spent batteries. Damn, I wish I were there now.
Doesn't that hurt?
Nah, even with no dilution, it just feels minty.
Because it didn't sting, at least I know there were no cuts etc.. but its not HIV I'm worried about, but an antibiotic resistant clam or similar.
but its not hiv i'm worried about, but an antibiotic resistant clam or similar.
be aware, that these strains are all around asia. i know it because i caught one recently. none of the well known antibiotics worked, it even worsened!
finally i needed 3 shots of cephtriaxone im in my thigh, each 1g (!) to get it removed. every 24 hrs and thats quite a lot.
supported by some new antibiotics i've never heard of. 3rd generation i was told.
just for your info. i've learned my lesson.
cheers!
Hummer Bird
05-22-08, 04:18
Be aware, that these strains are all around Asia. I know it because I caught one recently. None of the well known Antibiotics worked, it even worsened!
Finally I needed 3 shots of Cephtriaxone IM in my thigh, each 1g (!) to get it removed. Every 24 hrs and thats quite a lot.
Supported by some new antibiotics I've never heard of. 3rd generation I was told.
What exactly are you guys talking about? To get what removed? Are girls carrying these?
Clams? If so they are the oldest animals on ;the planet. I guess it would make sense that they would have the most developed anti bodies and resistant inclinations.
OK,
Cheers I guess
Hummer afraid
Hummer Bird, are you kidding? The conversation is about Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea is sometimes referred to as “clam” or “clap” and is one of the most common STD in the world and is very contagious.
Signs or symptoms generally appear in two to five days, but can take as long as 30 days to appear and can include a burning sensation when [CodeWord112] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord112) or a discharge from the penis. But, some people don’t display any symptoms at all. Besides infecting the penis, pussy, and anus, it can also infect the throat and eyes.
Antibiotics can ussually treat gonorrhea, but there are drug-resistant strains as mentioned by Ekspat. Another worry is other STDs, such as chlamydia, syphilis and AIDS often occur along with gonorrhea.
Hummer Bird
05-22-08, 06:37
Hummer Bird, are you kidding? The conversation is about Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea is sometimes referred to as “clam” or “clap” and is one of the most common STD in the world and is very contagious.............
Good! Had me worried there for a minute. As I never heard the "clap" referred to as the "clam", but I guess I am still naive regardless of my superhero status amongst the ladies (he he hah hah). Anybody remember Steve Howe's (of Yes) rendition of The Clap?
Slam Slam some Ham.
Rockabilly77
05-22-08, 06:39
What exactly are you guys talking about? To get what removed? Are girls carrying these?
Clams? If so they are the oldest animals on ;the planet. I guess it would make sense that they would have the most developed anti bodies and resistant inclinations.
OK,
Cheers I guess
Hummer afraidClams. LOL
Yes with every bg you get a free bag of clams. For 20b the street vendor on the corner will bbq them up for you with some garlic and chilli's.
Rockabilly77
05-22-08, 06:47
#2305
I stayed there on my first visit to Patong some 11 visits ago. Only 100m from Bangla, so location is not a problem. The beach is 2 blocks away. I checked out after one night because it was NOT girl-friendly. It is a large hotel that will be basically empty during low season. You will be the only monger in the large lobby with tour groups. Altogether, the vibe was clearly not what I was hoping for. I checked in to the Safari Beach Hotel and have been going back ever since. Same pricing, on the Beach, 40m from Bangla, small pool, NO joiner fee, small boutique style hotel, with great management. Only 3 star, so don't expect Shangri-la style, but it has every thing I need. Oh yeah, I almost forgot one of my favorite things, they serve breakfast at their beach restaurant named Concaved. Nothing like a nice cup of java, the sea, a beautiful girl across the table, to help recharge the spent batteries. Damn, I wish I were there now.Hey checked out there site, seems nice. They have a good internet special right now. Only thing is the rooms they have listed as the cheapest rates arent even listed as rooms on there site, so who knows what your getting.
Have you ever stayed in beach house superior, beach house superior seaveiw, contemporary thai deluxe?
Maybe I'm reading the site wrong but I don't see them listed on there, just on the internet special section. I emailed them but the email got returned, I'm sure it being low season I can just show up at there gates when I arrive. Anyways I'm between your suggestion and the "thara patong", they got a offer "stay 4 nights and pay for 3".
Anyone that can sway my desicion would be much apreciated!
Sorry when I typed clam, I meant chlamydia. I was just too lazy to type the rest.
We will be in Phuket on 19-21 of June. I was told that the mentioned period is not a good time to visit Phuket as it is a rainy month. Is it true?YES! Rainy season is May-Nov on Phuket and in the rest of SE Asia. Stay in bed or go surfing at Kata Bch!
.... she asked for a tip. I was down to either a 500, 100 or 20 baht bill. Having read that tipping in this area is customary I gave her the 500. Anything less seemmed insulting.
All in all it was good but at roughly $100, I'll stick to picking up 19 year old Swedish girls on the beach. I only score about once a week but the Swedish girls are much hotter and cheaper.Man, you're ruining it for the rest of us. Tipping is NOT required.-- And yes, there are plenty of euro 'good girls' around, esp Brits and Australians.
Hummer Bird
05-23-08, 06:55
clams. lol
yes with every bg you get a free bag of clams. for 20b the street vendor on the corner will bbq them up for you with some garlic and chilli's.
come on man, it is possible to get some serious shit from sea clams. especially with the dumping and extreme pollution of asia. even in the states if you eat mussles during the wrong season you can die.
it is true that the clam is the oldest living animal, and is therefore very possible the one that may spark the fire.
i did have a vision of some strange growth growing out of poopbunnys thigh. injections into this beast that squirts and grows, while you reconsider this whole hobby.
see you at clam corner.
hummer
Hey checked out there site, seems nice. They have a good internet special right now. Only thing is the rooms they have listed as the cheapest rates arent even listed as rooms on there site, so who knows what your getting.!
R77
Beach Side - The 3 Beach Wings rooms are very nice, updated and recommended for privacy and beautiful rooms. The Beach House is a new acquisition and I've only seen the seaview room, which is ok, and I can also recommend. The Beach House is not quite as nice as the Beach Wing as it will be updated soon.
Lobby Side (across the street from beach side) - Can only recommend the Safari Delux and Safari Delux Lanai. Recently updated and good value. The Contemporary Thai rooms are NOT recommended as they need to be updated.
Thara Patong - Never stayed there, but when I walked by this hotel it did not look as nice as the Safari Beach. Maybe someone can comment on the rooms.
Green_Thumb
05-24-08, 07:15
So I'm passing thru Bangkok in January and to be honest, asian women are not my thing. I ran into a couple drunken American fellas at Nana Plaza, who are now BK residents and ask them if any euro or white gals avail. They tell me I need to go to Pattaya or Phuket I think, I can't recall as I was very drunk at the time. They said there are many avail.
Does anyone know if there is some truth to this? I will be going back to BK this fall for some dental work and would love to venture elsewhere if what they speak of really exists. I would appreciate any help.
GT
Rockabilly77
05-25-08, 07:26
So I'm passing thru Bangkok in January and to be honest, asian women are not my thing. I ran into a couple drunken American fellas at Nana Plaza, who are now BK residents and ask them if any euro or white gals avail. They tell me I need to go to Pattaya or Phuket I think, I can't recall as I was very drunk at the time. They said there are many avail.
Does anyone know if there is some truth to this? I will be going back to BK this fall for some dental work and would love to venture elsewhere if what they speak of really exists. I would appreciate any help.
GTPattaya "walking street" you will be able to find some caucasian ass for sale.
R77,
Beach Side - The 3 Beach Wings rooms are very nice, updated and recommended for privacy and beautiful rooms. The Beach House is a new acquisition and I've only seen the seaview room, which is ok, and I can also recommend. The Beach House is not quite as nice as the Beach Wing as it will be updated soon.
Lobby Side (across the street from beach side) - Can only recommend the Safari Delux and Safari Delux Lanai. Recently updated and good value. The Contemporary Thai rooms are NOT recommended as they need to be updated.
Thara Patong - Never stayed there, but when I walked by this hotel it did not look as nice as the Safari Beach. Maybe someone can comment on the rooms.Stayded deluxe room Thara Patong jan 07, not recomendeble, had wood doors conetcting to the next room, (complaint the second night)
Rockabilly77
05-26-08, 06:56
Stayded deluxe room Thara Patong jan 07, not recomendeble, had wood doors conetcting to the next room, (complaint the second night)Oh no!
Really?
I just booked there, got a decent rate of 2500 per night, pay for 5 stay 7 nights. I was gonna go with the safari but I was told there was construction in that area right now and it wouldn't be worth it.
So I chose the thara. I hope I don't regret it, at least there is 2 of us so I'll know whos on the other end.
Got a question about afterhours in patong. Where are they now?
There was a club called safari that was a short taxi ride away, it had a out door bar built around a lagoon.
Also, there was a place right across the alley from the tiger (can't rember the name).
Anyways I haven't been to Patong for about 1. 5-2 years now so I'm not sure where the afterhours are now, any help would eb great as I like to stay up into the early morning on most nights.
M P Lurker
05-26-08, 11:46
Hummer Bird, are you kidding? The conversation is about Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea is sometimes referred to as “clam” or “clap” and is one of the most common STD in the world and is very contagious.
Signs or symptoms generally appear in two to five days, but can take as long as 30 days to appear and can include a burning sensation when [CodeWord112] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord112) or a discharge from the penis. But, some people don’t display any symptoms at all. Besides infecting the penis, pussy, and anus, it can also infect the throat and eyes.
Antibiotics can ussually treat gonorrhea, but there are drug-resistant strains as mentioned by Ekspat. Another worry is other STDs, such as chlamydia, syphilis and AIDS often occur along with gonorrhea.
I don't believe Gonorrhea is relevant in any way.
The Clam is an Urban Legend it seems:
http://sniggle.net/Clam/fuckin.php
but could be used, as a euphemism for for Chlamydia which is too hard to spell.
R77
Beach Side - The 3 Beach Wings rooms are very nice, updated and recommended for privacy and beautiful rooms. The Beach House is a new acquisition and I've only seen the seaview room, which is ok, and I can also recommend. The Beach House is not quite as nice as the Beach Wing as it will be updated soon.
Lobby Side (across the street from beach side) - Can only recommend the Safari Delux and Safari Delux Lanai. Recently updated and good value. The Contemporary Thai rooms are NOT recommended as they need to be updated.
Thara Patong - Never stayed there, but when I walked by this hotel it did not look as nice as the Safari Beach. Maybe someone can comment on the rooms.
Thara rooms are OK. The new wing at the big pool has quite nice rooms, the ones with direct pool acess are quite great. BUT: in high season theiy are not GF and ion low season you better check. I experienced the Safari as better value. Just take care you do not get a ground floor room far inside. There is a lot of noise from the kitchen fans.
Rgds,
Mike
Oh no!
Really?
I just booked there, got a decent rate of 2500 per night, pay for 5 stay 7 nights. I was gonna go with the safari but I was told there was construction in that area right now and it wouldn't be worth it.
So I chose the thara. I hope I don't regret it, at least there is 2 of us so I'll know whos on the other end.
Got a question about afterhours in patong. Where are they now?
There was a club called safari that was a short taxi ride away, it had a out door bar built around a lagoon.
Also, there was a place right across the alley from the tiger (can't rember the name).
Anyways I haven't been to Patong for about 1. 5-2 years now so I'm not sure where the afterhours are now, any help would eb great as I like to stay up into the early morning on most nights.Maybe you 're lucky, it's probebly that not all the rooms have connecting doors (And I think it was the TV that made to much noise). NB JF.
Rockabilly77
05-27-08, 06:32
Maybe you 're lucky, it's probebly that not all the rooms have connecting doors (And I think it was the TV that made to much noise). NB JF.I just confirmed that I have a room in the new wing on the 3rd floor, so I should be ok.
Drache Enzo
05-30-08, 17:10
Hi,
I will be in Phuket for a few day and will be staying in Le Meridien resort. Any suggestion where can I find so fun without going out of the hotel?
Llantarnam
05-30-08, 20:30
Arrived in Phuket for 5 days in early May. Was planning on a relaxing beach holiday, but thought it wouldn't hurt to try some of the local talent. Stayed at the Salathai which is cheap and basic, but definately girl friendly. Its about 10 minute walk to Bangla road if you can avoid being stopped on Beach road along the way.
Day 1- went for a wander around Bangla road. Was raining so had a pint in Scruffy Murphys (which appears to be run by an Aussie) and went to check the talent. Soi Eric and the Tiger complex had the most action, but I was drawn to a freelancer outside Soi Lion (no ladies drink and no bar fine). She spoke good English so it was easy to agree a deal and then walk back to the Hotel (It's just as quick to walk along Rat - U - Thit and you don't get so many interuptions). Soapy action in the shower was followed by BBJ and sex in various positions. Paid 1000Bht for short time plus 100Bht tip for COF. Went to sleep a happy man.
Day 2 - Wasn't particularly looking for a shag so thought I would try out some of the go-go bars on Soi Seadragon. One about half way up on the right was advertising live shows. 500Bht for the first drink and then 100Bht for any others. There were about ten punters inside but none of them stayed for long. Overweight middle aged woman on a small stage playing with a variety of implements. Overall not a prety sight, so left without finishing my drink.
Looked briefly into a second go-go on the left of seadragon which had school in the name (always was a bit of a pervert). Entry was free and drinks 100Bht. Place was empty so didnt bother stopping. Feeling a bit disillusioned I got to the last go-go at the back right hand corner of seadragon (called suzy wong I think). Free entry drinks 100Bht. Went inside and there was a smallish stage with about 6 dancers, lots of punters around. Some of the girls were in bikinis, others topless. One 8, one 7 and lots of 6's. Bought a drink and watched the action to see what the form was. When the music changes every 3 or 4 minutes a couple of the girls get off the stage an 2 more replace them. Goes without saying that the topless girls got more action than the rest. The system appears to be that if you stuff some money down the front of their G-strings they will come and sit on you knee when they are not dancing. Not certain what size notes were being used but saw a couple of girls happily being touched up by lucky punters. Unfortunately there were only 2 or 3 decent lookers, so it was into Scruffy Murphy’s for a quick pint and then home for an early night.
Day 3 – and it’s still raining. Started about 10am and still going past midnight. Fancy a change from Scruffy’s so try Molly Malones instead. Get chatting to an American guy who has been working in Phuket for 6 years. Says he has never seen such grotty weather at this time of year. To rub salt in I check the weather forecast in UK and it’s a heat wave. Had a wander around the various Soi’s and got soaked. Ended up in Soi Easy which is good on a bad day because it is completely covered. Got chatting to a cutie but she wasn’t keen on coming to my hotel as it was pissing down and she lived in the opposite direction. Decide to cut my losses and return to the hotel to dry off. There is a small road opposite the Salathai which has 10 – 12 bars with girls. It was about 1pm and still raining but thought I would try the action. Met up with what you would probably describe as a real Thai girl. Came from up north and spoke virtually no English. There was a young Italian guy playing pool and I used his girl as an interpreter. Soon agreed a deal and paid the 300Bht bar fine. She started off real shy and it was a struggle to get her undressed. It was well worth the effort as she had a body to die for and was very enthusiastic once we got started. Only draw back was that she wasn’t keen on oral and I only got a brief blow job. Gave her 1000Bht and she went away with a smile on her face.
What happened on days 4 and 5 ……. Wait and see
Robert the Brave
06-03-08, 16:57
Any information on Cape Panwa Hotel? Is it girl friendly? Is there any action in the in-house massage area?
I will be staying there as part of a group and have no option over the choice of hotel. Thanks for any help.
Llantarnam
06-11-08, 20:53
Day 4 – The novelty of walking along beach road is rapidly wearing off. You can’t go 100m without being stopped half a dozen times by someone offering a taxi, massage, made to measure suit or a genuine rolex watch. I decide to confront one of these con men. If this is a genuine divers watch and waterproof to 50m, why do you rush to cover it up when it rains. I get a blank stare in response. He points to a goldfish tank with 3 watches dangling inside, I point out that they have been showing the same time for the last 3 days. Another blank stare.
It was Saturday and the last day of the English football season. Went into Scruffy Murphys to see what match was on. Turned out to be Man U and they were winning. Couldn’t put up with the racket from their gloating supporters so thought I would try to watch it elsewhere. Lots of the bars in the Soi’s have TV and there are lots of different channels on display. It’s just a question of time before you see a set showing what you are looking for. Walked along Soi Eric and saw a set in the distance showing the footie. Only problem is you have to get past 3 or 4 other bars to get there and they are full of girls trying to pull you in for a drink. Finally got to my desired destination in the back left corner, strangely I was drawn to the bar where the girls all wear uniforms. There were 5 or 6 all together with 2 being real lookers. Unfortunately the best 2 were being groped by a couple of punters so I had a drink and watched the match, hoping one of them would become spare. Watched the entire second half, had 2 drinks but the 2 cuties remained in the vice like grip of the punters. Decided to give up.
On the way back to the hotel I was stopped by a freelancer outside the tiger complex who offered 2 girls for one man. She was ok but I didn’t fancy her mate, so agreed 1000Bht for short time and her friend could sort herself out. Got about 100m down the road and she started complaining about it being too far to walk and she wanted transport. I wasn’t going to pay 200Bht to one of those thieving tuc tuc drivers and I wasn’t going to risk life and limb for 40 Bht on the back of a motorbike. I was already in a bad mood because United won the footie so told her to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off and went back to the hotel alone.
Went to bed but couldn’t sleep, so got up at about 3am and went for a walk around the block. I don’t believe it, got no more than 50m down the road and a head appeared out of a doorway. You want taxi mister? Don’t these bastards ever give it a rest.
Day 5 – At last things are looking up. The sun is shining. Spend some time on the beach and also buy some presents.
In the evening decide to head back to Soi Eric to see if the 2 cuties are there. Life being what it is there were no punters at the bar but the lookers had gone. Wandered around and ended up in the tiger complex where I was grabbed by the arm and dragged towards one of the bars. It had happened a dozen times previously but this time I looked around and saw some real talent dressed in a school uniform. I bought her a lady drink for 150Bht and we had a chat to see if we could agree a deal. She was 20yo and wanted 1000bht for short time (appears to be the going rate everywhere) including bbj. While I finished my drink she sat on my knee and let me grope her a bit. Paid the 500 Bht bar fine and off we went to the hotel.
Felt a bit nervous walking into the hotel with somebody dressed in a school uniform but it was midnight and not many people around. Once in the room we had a shower together and she was soon on her knees giving me BBJ. Onto the bed and she was an athletic performer who shagged me senseless finishing with COF. The only draw back was she was a bit quick to leave after we finished. Slept well on my final night in Phuket.
Day 6 – Left for the airport at about 7am. Leaving the Salathai you have to go around a bit of a one way system taking you along Rat-u-thit, Bangla road and then back along Beach road. As we drove along Beach road I noticed a fire engine parked up and as I looked across I could see there had been a major fire with lots of the ‘you want massage’ and ‘you want new suit’ places burnt down. Hope nobody was hurt.
Hi,
I will be in Phuket for a few day and will be staying in Le Meridien resort. Any suggestion where can I find so fun without going out of the hotel?
Rosy Palms Club
I am on holiday with the Mrs From Dec 27th, I have booked he Hilton Arcadia Phuket, is there any daytime action nearby like a massage parlour, or does one have to go to Patong and is Christin’s my only choice or are there other establishments of the oily type, where one can get a BBBJ and rimming, I do not need FS. What landmark does one use to get to Christin’s? do they pay commission to taxi/Tuk tuk drivers. Any help would be appreciated.
I am on holiday with the Mrs From Dec 27th, I have booked he Hilton Arcadia Phuket, is there any daytime action nearby like a massage parlour, or does one have to go to Patong and is Christin’s my only choice or are there other establishments of the oily type, where one can get a BBBJ and rimming, I do not need FS. What landmark does one use to get to Christin’s? do they pay commission to taxi/Tuk tuk drivers. Any help would be appreciated.Christines IS a land mark. You can ask the tuk tuk driver to drop you off at soi keb chap (spelling? sounds like ketchup) and then it's a very short walk to christines (walk away from center). Christines is all abouth soap massage, for oil massage there's hundred places on soi keb chap, beach road, anywhere in patong.
BBBJ is pretty much standard, rimming you will have to ask before you choose your girl.
If you'r not after the soapy type of massage, just do your pickings on soi keb chap.
Bigfatchump
07-09-08, 14:49
Hi,
I've been going through most of the posts and still can't find decent hotels with two bedrooms in the same unit.Me and a good mate will be heading to Phuket this month and still haven't booked our accommodation.
Staying anywhere will do, as there are taxis. All we're looking for is a 2 bedroom suite where both of us could have some privacy for some P4P time as well as a living room where we can come out and have a chat and a cigarette.
Well not to forget chasing the girls around the rooms would be fun.
Any help from fellow punters would be appreciated.
Should i look for suites or villas?
And my price range is around 20000-26000k baht per week.
Is that too much to ask for?Not too fancy and not too run-down.
Any suggestions for accommodation?
Cheers!
El Frances
07-10-08, 19:19
Christines IS a land mark.
For me it's a landmark of the places I'd rather avoid! Ah!Ah!
Imready777
07-12-08, 20:07
Regular BKK and Pattaya visitor planning a first time trip to Phuket soon. All the individual reports are great (this forum really is priceless) but reading back the forum takes an age... plus as far as I know only one really outstanding full guide to Phuket available. Can anyone verify this 2003 report is still 'mostly' accurate or care to submit an updated one?
The definitive Phuket Town report by ManOnTheStreet
http://www.internationalsexguide.in...88958#post88958
Phuket town from A-Z
Report date: May 2003
El Frances
07-13-08, 20:14
Regular BKK and Pattaya visitor planning a first time trip to Phuket soon. All the individual reports are great (this forum really is priceless) but reading back the forum takes an age... plus as far as I know only one really outstanding full guide to Phuket available. Can anyone verify this 2003 report is still 'mostly' accurate or care to submit an updated one?
The definitive Phuket Town report by ManOnTheStreet
http://www.internationalsexguide.in...88958#post88958
Phuket town from A-Z
Report date: May 2003
Come on buddy, this report dates from before the tsunami!
You can have a look at my FAQ
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=670407&postcount=1399
Cheers
Hey guys.
Been a longtime since I've been to phuket
I am looking for a good hotel (no joiner), anyone have a good sugestion for me and my business partner. Only demand I got from him was that he wants a pool. Me I want to be walking distance to Bangla.
Any sugestions?Try http://www.yorkshireinn.com/ can vouch for the place, also next door they have White Rose, equally decent Girl Friendly and separate entrance to the rooms. Pool out back, spitting distance from Bangla and reasonably priced.
Booked a holiday with the Mrs in Dec, staying at Hilton Arcadia Phuket I think it is on Karon/Patong beach. Looking for near by, Mid morning, afternoon action. Apart form Kristins is there any other Soapy/Oily massage joints near by. I am aware of the couple in Phuket Town, how far is Phuket town as more travelling time cuts down mongering time
BBBJ is pretty much standard, rimming you will have to ask before you choose your girl.
what are standard prices for bbbj? 500?
Master Blaster
07-26-08, 08:54
Is it just me or is this Phuket twice as expensive as Pattaya?
I gave a chick 1000Bht ST the other night and she looked pissed about it, a few days later I bumped into her friend and she asked me why I only paid her friend 'small money' for less than an hour of her time?? WTF!! its low season now as well
From some of the other posts I saw others are paying 1000 ST, so I thought I was about right.
I had another tart whom I took LT, once we got home she wanted to sleep, then in the morning I had to work really hard to get her to open her legs, then she had the nerve to ask me for 2000Bht, what a fucking greedy ****, wants to be paid to sleep, I gave her 1500 and she walked out pissed off.
Contrast this to Pattaya, I was paying 500-600ST and 1000-1200LT, with no dirty looks.
Comments?
MB
Pattaya I've found for a GOOD LOOKING girl is 1000 short time, but a lot are now trying to get 1500 ST. Girls in nana plaza are trying for 2000 ST(wtf). I think the influx of high spenders is ruining the market. Don't worry, though, there are still many who will go for old rates. Too many fools(nice guys) ruining the market as usual.
Is it just me or is this Phuket twice as expensive as Pattaya?
I gave a chick 1000Bht ST the other night and she looked pissed about it, a few days later I bumped into her friend and she asked me why I only paid her friend 'small money' for less than an hour of her time?? WTF!! its low season now as well
From some of the other posts I saw others are paying 1000 ST, so I thought I was about right.
I had another tart whom I took LT, once we got home she wanted to sleep, then in the morning I had to work really hard to get her to open her legs, then she had the nerve to ask me for 2000Bht, what a fucking greedy ****, wants to be paid to sleep, I gave her 1500 and she walked out pissed off.
Contrast this to Pattaya, I was paying 500-600ST and 1000-1200LT, with no dirty looks.
Comments?
MB
Marconista
07-31-08, 17:03
I am sure someone must have mentioned earlier that you can look for hotels, resorts etc on www.phuket.com ?
Hi,
I've been going through most of the posts and still can't find decent hotels with two bedrooms in the same unit.Me and a good mate will be heading to Phuket this month and still haven't booked our accommodation.
Staying anywhere will do, as there are taxis. All we're looking for is a 2 bedroom suite where both of us could have some privacy for some P4P time as well as a living room where we can come out and have a chat and a cigarette.
Well not to forget chasing the girls around the rooms would be fun.
Any help from fellow punters would be appreciated.
Should i look for suites or villas?
And my price range is around 20000-26000k baht per week.
Is that too much to ask for?Not too fancy and not too run-down.
Any suggestions for accommodation?
Cheers!
You're going to be located just down the road from Karon Circle (or the traffic circle there) and when you reach the traffic circle from your hotel, you hang a right and a few blocks up are a buch of bars where you can get afternoon ST, but I'm not aware of any soapies there. In my experience, the soapies and better looking girls are in Patong, and its only 5 or 10 minutes in the tuktuk. If you go to the left out of your hotel, and head south, go over the little hill and down the other side in Kata (north), on the second left, there is a strip of girlie bars where you can find your odd diamond in the rough, on a good, though not until mid-afternoon. And if you keep going (south), past Club Med, on the first left is a street with about 5 or so oilies, and all the way at the end, around the corner, there was one I went to a few times with a couple of really beautiful women. Karon is really nice for walking, and the space it provides with the sidewalk makes it good for running. Ditto for Kata. One thing I don't like is how aggresive the girls have become over the past 3 or 4 years, they just don't have the laid back, go slow attitude they used to. I would guess Phuket Town will take twice as long to get to, but a Chinese friend told me the girls there are far prettier than in Patong. No, he couldn't take me. I'm always there with the Mrs. And have to go for afternoon delight.
Booked a holiday with the Mrs in Dec, staying at Hilton Arcadia Phuket I think it is on Karon/Patong beach. Looking for near by, Mid morning, afternoon action. Apart form Kristins is there any other Soapy/Oily massage joints near by. I am aware of the couple in Phuket Town, how far is Phuket town as more travelling time cuts down mongering time
You're going to be located just down the road from Karon Circle (or the traffic circle there) and when you reach the traffic circle from your hotel, you hang a right and a few blocks up are a buch of bars where you can get afternoon ST, but I'm not aware of any soapies there. In my experience, the soapies and better looking girls are in Patong, and its only 5 or 10 minutes in the tuktuk. If you go to the left out of your hotel, and head south, go over the little hill and down the other side in Kata (north), on the second left, there is a strip of girlie bars where you can find your odd diamond in the rough, on a good, though not until mid-afternoon. And if you keep going (south), past Club Med, on the first left is a street with about 5 or so oilies, and all the way at the end, around the corner, there was one I went to a few times with a couple of really beautiful women. Karon is really nice for walking, and the space it provides with the sidewalk makes it good for running. Ditto for Kata. One thing I don't like is how aggresive the girls have become over the past 3 or 4 years, they just don't have the laid back, go slow attitude they used to. I would guess Phuket Town will take twice as long to get to, but a Chinese friend told me the girls there are far prettier than in Patong. No, he couldn't take me. I'm always there with the Mrs. And have to go for afternoon delight.
Thank you vey much for your info, did you manage to get bbbj or FS in the olie joints past the club med
Yes, BBBJ & FS on the menu. I suppose everthing is on the menu in all these places. The first places had some realy uglies. I mean there's just no point to that, right? The place I went to around the corner had a beautiful late-30s proprietor and what I took to be a younger, early to mid-20s niece or other relative based on the resemblance between the two. The younger one has very beautiful light skin, a lithe body, tight pussy and will go FS but doesn't know how to shag. She's just ackward. What I like about a good oilies in Thailand is the long, slow build up and when you can couple that with fun conversation, it's a great experience. The older one had the most fantastic HJs I have ever had. Actaully body job would be a better term to describe it. I'd ususally take an hour, and by the time she got to my pecker I'd be almost out of control. Once I said let's do it now, and she kind of blankly looked at me, pulled her sarong to the side held on to my pecker and moved to mount me on top but I blew in her grip just in anticipation before she even got it inside. Response: laughter with "you always so horny. " I think of myself as a careful person, but I had so completely lost my mind that I didn't even think about a raincoat. Who knows what I could have brought home. But she'd do things like breath on my face from inches away, put her face on my body and make long, ambling, intimate conversation. By the end I'd be madly in love. One time after a session she insisted on giving me a ride. I said I was just going for a walk. Against my better instincts I got on the back of her motorbike and immediately I could smell the fragrance of her hair and wanted to be closer to her. We just started cruising around and after about 5 minutes, I asked myself what the fuck I was doing with my wife out walking around somewhere. I told her to stop, got off, thanked her for the ride and said I wanted to walk. She was kinda confused. The Mrs. Didn't see us, but a few days later we walked right past her in a nearby location and she looked me right in the eye and smiled as I passed. Fuck me, the way my heart raced! I guess the Mrs. Didn't notice or pretended not to notice.
Thank you vey much for your info, did you manage to get BBBJ or FS in the olie joints past the club med
Thanks Seoul5052,
I will pay a visit to your recommended joint, i went to a place opposite to the Kata Thani resort. Where i managed to get a HJ, she promised a BJ but never delivered as i always shot rather quickly. She was not a young or beautiful chick but provided nice GF experience. Only problem was that everything was portioned off by curtains and she was always afraid of getting caught in the act. By the way how did you ask about getting a BJ or a FS and what did you pay
Yes, BBBJ & FS on the menu. I suppose everthing is on the menu in all these places. The first places had some realy uglies. I mean there's just no point to that, right? The place I went to around the corner had a beautiful late-30s proprietor and what I took to be a younger, early to mid-20s niece or other relative based on the resemblance between the two. The younger one has very beautiful light skin, a lithe body, tight pussy and will go FS but doesn't know how to shag. She's just ackward. What I like about a good oilies in Thailand is the long, slow build up and when you can couple that with fun conversation, it's a great experience. The older one had the most fantastic HJs I have ever had. Actaully body job would be a better term to describe it. I'd ususally take an hour, and by the time she got to my pecker I'd be almost out of control. Once I said let's do it now, and she kind of blankly looked at me, pulled her sarong to the side held on to my pecker and moved to mount me on top but I blew in her grip just in anticipation before she even got it inside. Response: laughter with "you always so horny. " I think of myself as a careful person, but I had so completely lost my mind that I didn't even think about a raincoat. Who knows what I could have brought home. But she'd do things like breath on my face from inches away, put her face on my body and make long, ambling, intimate conversation. By the end I'd be madly in love. One time after a session she insisted on giving me a ride. I said I was just going for a walk. Against my better instincts I got on the back of her motorbike and immediately I could smell the fragrance of her hair and wanted to be closer to her. We just started cruising around and after about 5 minutes, I asked myself what the fuck I was doing with my wife out walking around somewhere. I told her to stop, got off, thanked her for the ride and said I wanted to walk. She was kinda confused. The Mrs. Didn't see us, but a few days later we walked right past her in a nearby location and she looked me right in the eye and smiled as I passed. Fuck me, the way my heart raced! I guess the Mrs. Didn't notice or pretended not to notice.
Mad Harry,
I think I've been to the same place. The lonely, self-standing building just as you come over the hill? Worn on the inside? BTW, Kata Thani is a great place to stay if you want to be right on the beach, on a dead end road. It's very quiet and in one of the best locations if you are into staying away from the main areas. The joint you visited does not appear upscale at all, but I agree there are sweet girls there and that it's a good place to go. That's a place that still has somewhat of a go slow, not-all-about-the-money attitude. About a year ago, I chatted with the proprietor/manager and some of her staff a bunch of times on my way to get an oilie. "You always walking? " [translation: "what's wrong with whitie who refuses to get a ride? ", I waste a good portion of my life commuting in a car. The last thing I feel like doing is sitting in a car. I feel the same way about the fucking suit guys. I mean the last fucking word I want to hear while I'm on vacation is "suit. " The oilie place. Not young or beautiful, as you say, but proprietor/manager talked me into getting an oilie. I was pleasantly surprised. Good massage. At the end she put my head in her lap and stroked my hair while we talked. She was giggling a lot and could see I was getting all worked up, then she reached forward and gave me a hand job. I lasted about 30 seconds. Too much build up. I decided right then that I would fuck her in her back room for a second shot, but she laughed at the suggestion and shoed me out. Went back for seconds, but no go with all the other girls around and the thin curtains.
How to ask? If the chick is not upselling, I don't bring the topic up, but see how the experience is developing. Might make two visits to build the relationship, if you can call it that. If I'm into it, she'll see and usually hesitate while looking at me if it’s okay with her to go to go to the next level. If she doesn't want to do it, she'll find a way of communicating that. How do you handle it with the not overtly hooker types?
How much? Hmmm. Depends on how long, the situation and the quality of the girl. Daily living expenses are so much more where I come from, the amounts there are all kind of meaningless. Same for you, if you're from London. I usually see the 300/350 as the entry price, and if it’s a HJ I usually give a thousand or a little more and generally double it for FS. The place around the corner past Club Med got more, but I was in love. I'm sure people will say I'm nuts, but I don't mind. I mean, the girls are not well off and it's pocket change to us. When they get the money they're happy and the second time you come back you are treated like a king anyway.
Thanks Seoul5052, I will pay a visit to your recommended joint, I went to a place opposite to the Kata Thani resort. Where I managed to get a HJ, she promised a BJ but never delivered as I always shot rather quickly. She was not a young or beautiful chick but provided nice GF experience. Only problem was that everything was portioned off by curtains and she was always afraid of getting caught in the act. By the way how did you ask about getting a BJ or a FS and what did you pay
Etaoin2003
08-13-08, 13:27
You're going to be located just down the road from Karon Circle (or the traffic circle there) and when you reach the traffic circle from your hotel, you hang a right and a few blocks up are a buch of bars where you can get afternoon ST, but I'm not aware of any soapies there.
At least one of the bars -- it's on your right just before you get to the alley full of tiny bars -- has a massage facility that provides air mattress soapies. It's not a fishbowl, just a regular open-air bar facing the street. Can't recall the name but there's a door to the right labeled "massage."
Littlepalms
08-14-08, 09:02
First time to Phuket and travelling with other half. Staying at The Front Village on an up coming trip. Anyone know how the in house action is in the bigger hotels? Used to China where it is common.
El Frances
08-17-08, 22:46
Is it just me or is this Phuket twice as expensive as Pattaya?
I gave a chick 1000Bht ST the other night and she looked pissed about it, a few days later I bumped into her friend and she asked me why I only paid her friend 'small money' for less than an hour of her time?? WTF!! its low season now as well
From some of the other posts I saw others are paying 1000 ST, so I thought I was about right.
I had another tart whom I took LT, once we got home she wanted to sleep, then in the morning I had to work really hard to get her to open her legs, then she had the nerve to ask me for 2000Bht, what a fucking greedy ****, wants to be paid to sleep, I gave her 1500 and she walked out pissed off.
Contrast this to Pattaya, I was paying 500-600ST and 1000-1200LT, with no dirty looks.
Comments?
MB
Yes, 1000 ST and 1500 LT should be the rate, in particular during off-peak season, except for stunners (probably not more than 1 or 2 stunners in Phuket right now!). The problem is that Phuket is polluted by (quasi-) regular tourists who have no idea of how a really pretty asian girl looks like and what the prices in Thailand are (in particular in January and February). So some girls tend to believe that everybody should be like that.
In contrast, in Pattaya, mongers are in vast majority and usually know how much to pay for what.
Anyway, no big problem to get the standard prices. There are much more girls than customers anyway.
El Frances
08-17-08, 22:52
Thanks Seoul5052,
I will pay a visit to your recommended joint, i went to a place opposite to the Kata Thani resort. Where i managed to get a HJ, she promised a BJ but never delivered as i always shot rather quickly. She was not a young or beautiful chick but provided nice GF experience. Only problem was that everything was portioned off by curtains and she was always afraid of getting caught in the act. By the way how did you ask about getting a BJ or a FS and what did you pay
The going rate in massage shops in tourist places in Thailand is 500/1000/1500 for HJ/BJ/FS plus massage rate (i.e. 200/400). It's Thailand, you just ask, no problem!
BJ and FS are usually provided only in shops where you are greeted outside by sexy girls. If they are dressed traditionally, maybe you don't even get a HJ.
One excellent source of girls are the massage places.
MG are often pretty aggressive in pulling in customers off the street so it can be hard to spot the one girl you like when you've got a dozen girls out the front of just one place trying to get your attention. So just take your time and maybe find a spot you can check the girls out from a distance. Then ask the quiet young one for a massage (200Bht an hour?), make sure it's an oil massage. These places have small rooms with open ceilings, no aircon just fans and a curtain so it's unlikely you'll get FS here (I certainly wouldn't want to). You'll strip off and lie on the mattress, she'll put a towel over your and get to work. I find an hour massage is enough, more than that I get too cold under the fan. If you want a happy ending you might suggest early on that you'll give her 500Bht and give a wanking gesture (you can probably do less than 500B). When you roll over and she gives a HJ she'll probably say you can touch her (BTW her clothes are on). If you like her and feel a connection, save your 500Bht ask her out.
I'm a bit subtle and ask if she can come to my room to finish the massage "properly". Or maybe your hotel has a nice pool, does she like swimming? I'm here alone, can you take the afternoon off and go to the beach with me? I've never negotiated money at this point. Don't be shy, just about every girl in Patong is for sale. (*) You'll have to pay a "bar" fine, 300Bht or so. And all the other girls will tease her mercilessly as she leaves. She might ask for some small money to go to her room and get some stuff, bikini or such. Give her a 100 or so in small bills.
Of course you need to know your hotels policy on all this first.
This isn't about saving money, I've found the MGs to be lovely, they tend to be more sensuous and touchy than BGs. And I really do enjoy afternoon sex more than drunken attempts at comparative anatomy late at night. And on subsequent days you might be able to get delivery, phone up for a booty. If you do go back to the shop you are now her guy and probably won't be able to see anyone else. call. Of course remember everyone is different and you're mileage will vary but if you misjudged the girl the worst thing is you got a massage or a happy ending massage. And there is a another shop just next door.
Another thing to add is that the girls often share a room with 3 or more others and are not air-conditioned. A cool room and nice bed is a pleasant change.
* When coming home alone late one night the cute girl on reception asked if I wanted company as she had a friend she could call. Instead I suggested when she finished work she just let herself into my room and get into bed with me. Sure enough at 5:00am I came out of my slumber with a naked girl cuddling up to me. We slept for a few hours then I gave her a couple of poundings, she slept some more and didn't ever expect money. I gave her a standard payment.
Another time I was in a T-shirt shop (not a stall) and the rather attractive sales lady wanted something ridiculous, 800Bht or so. I said for that I want sex as well. She laughed grabbed my arm and lend me out of the shop shouting back over her shoulder something to the guy out the back (husband?). We went to my hotel room and we kept to the bargain, although she still owes me a T-shirt.
JG
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MERCURE HOTEL
SAFARÝ BRACH HOTEL
MÝLLENÝUM
BANTHAÝ
BOEN YÝN DEE
BURASARÝ
I ve narrowed my search to these 6 hotels. Now I please need you comments.. About GF, rooms and so on. But most important thing GF?
Thank you.
I will be going to Phuket in 2 weeks (if the airports stays open!) but will unfortunately will be staying at Club Andaman. Checked with the hotel and they replied their joiner fee is B1,500!!! This is my first time there, so what are my options?
This isn't about saving money, I've found the MGs to be lovely, they tend to be more sensuous and touchy than BGs. And I really do enjoy afternoon sex more than drunken attempts at comparative anatomy late at night.
Not sure if that is original or not (but then again, what is new under the sun?), but "drunken attempts at comparative anatomy"- nicely put, JG. And good advice, I think, too.
I will be going to Phuket in 2 weeks (if the airports stays open!) but will unfortunately will be staying at Club Andaman. Checked with the hotel and they replied their joiner fee is B1,500!!! This is my first time there, so what are my options?
Change hotels.
Terry Terrier
09-02-08, 23:05
This isn't about saving money, I've found the MGs to be lovely, they tend to be more sensuous and touchy than BGs. And I really do enjoy afternoon sex more than drunken attempts at comparative anatomy late at night.
But, wherever you get the girl from, and whatever state you get yourself into on the evening, a decent LT gives you a second throw of the dice on wake-up: "I love the smell of pussy in the morning. It smells like.....life!"
Nice report btw.
Change hotels.Unfortunately, the hotel's fixed as part of a business trip. I think the office knew the GF-friendly hotels and fixed us up in Club Andaman :( If I'm going to pay the joiner fee, will I be better off with just booking another night at a friendly hotel near bangla rd/beach instead? Given my schedule, I'll probably only have time on my first and last night there (staying a week).
Unfortunately, the hotel's fixed as part of a business trip. I think the office knew the GF-friendly hotels and fixed us up in Club Andaman :( If I'm going to pay the joiner fee, will I be better off with just booking another night at a friendly hotel near bangla rd/beach instead? Given my schedule, I'll probably only have time on my first and last night there (staying a week).
Yes, there are plenty of gf hotels that charge less than 1000 baht per night.
Juan Dorsey
09-08-08, 09:32
This place gets 2 stars for taking care of basic hotel needs and delivers soo many LBMFs at EVERY turn its painful, like self torture.
Burisari, is renovating, I got into a room for 2200 (2nights), the most economical, they wanted 3400 a night. It was nice. Then I wanted to stay longer, they only had one room, the same but with two double beds tied together. I moved to the expat for 1200 I think, I said when I moved in "I have to have hot water". That place is low rent, and now under massive construction, the, the second day no water at all. I got up to dive, no shower or water at all. I got back from diving, a VERY long day at sea, no hot shower and the bathroom had dirt under the shower and in the sink and stool. Second day, no hot water, and no wake up call, I missed my dive because my wrist watch somehow lost an hour. My fault? No clocks in the room either, but thats everywhere here. No concept of time. Expat lad wanted to call the "police" when I said I don't want to pay the bill. I said "yes lets call the police". So she called the manager. She was the one who did not wake me up. We called the manager (at home till noon every day), she ran her mouth on the phone for 5 min. Then said to me "half price". 800 was half, out of there. Now I am at the Summer Breeze for 1200, a suite. Ok, but 2 hours trying to connect to the internet.
Jesus, a hot shower, a large bed, free easy to connect internet in my room is not easy, then add a clean refrig (no mold on drinks), some place to unpack like a dresser and a clock. Forget it, never all in one room.
But what can I say, literally EVERYWHERE I go, 24/7, little hot cute brown girls. Smiling like a cat or a horny teenager. Occasionally, a smokin hottie to die for, but always at least cutie nearby. Unbelievable, only two or three fat ugly girls during the last week.
GET A CELL PHONE! Bring the right GSM phone with you, the sim cards and minutes are dirt cheap and the locals are far more easy to communicate with via sms! Renatals, hotels, diving, or events all need a phone to smooth out the day. Why fight it? Get one.
First night, Hollywood discotq (ladies night), manybe a hundred honies, a dozen were smokin hot, dozens of smiles, I focused one the one I follwed in and the hottest one that smilied at me, sadly they ended up right next to each other, I had to pick, the one I picked had an other guy on her. What luck, then the other had a guy on her, man, what luck. I wrote my number down on two pieces of paper, maybe I could get a call back from one later. Funny, a girl helping me write my number down on paper, wanted it. Anyway, I managed to get my number into the hands on one of the two hotties. She immedialtly pulled me acrossssssss the bar, then we left to another bar, she pulled me along. It was th FBI, she had a ton of friends there, she intro'd me to maybe 4 or 5. She said she danced in two clubs, alot, for many years, but avoided the other jobs.
She had a new motor bike, a hair salon. She works in her salon 7 days a week 9 to 11 (sign says 10am to midnight), very sweet but very independent. 24yo 5-1, 95lbs, acted like a teenager in bed and from the neck down looked 16. So I was gentle. Slept in her room, VERY GFE. Eventually, I gave her the grown up girl treatment, she felt wonderfully responsive.
Second night, very different, she was more pro, I met her in her salon, she cut my hair, then she showered and changed into "hot" clothes. We ended up at my hotel. She was a bit more serios all night, she said its her real self. But fell back into little girl mood when we got in bed, two hours later I almost passed out it was soo good. Like screwing in high school all over again.
She asked for "something" each night night, the first night she told me before she took me to her Salon/home (which was very nice). The second night, before she left my hotel, she asked me for a gift. I gave her the same as the first. I hav no problem finding an attractive GF, and she knew it. I just appreciated her time.
3 to 5 gb of pics and vids from all over the island, mostly on the street and I don't do up close pussy shots, tasteless from my view. And don't want to post them if I did. I will post something when I get organized and the hotels cooperate. I have a few very good pics and a couple vids.
JD
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Juan Dorsey
09-10-08, 07:09
Sending this from the Summer Breeze, Phuket. A worn out local in the rack passed out (its noon), sorry for the crappy editing, either I spill this out or make it look perfect and only get half done. Sorry but I have a 40kg Brown girl, who looks like my high school dream girl, sleeping with her ass in the air. And I have to book reservations in two countries asap. Ok, the Update:
I left the Expat with my large duffle bag luggage on my shoulder, just to prove to the idiot at the counter I was not a lazy white boy. I carried my gear all the way around the block, sort of a U turn if you look at it from the front door of the Expat. The next block over has a half dozen decent guest houses, restaurants, its right across form the main drag, Patong is renovating and rebuilding, I think everyone is renovating.
BTW, while I was pissed at the Expat, I walked next door, to a VERY nice gym/spa/restaurant. Throw a baseball from the Expat front door and you can hit it. I asked for a shower, the very nice Thai (and cute of course) said they do not sell like that, only weekly/memberships. She just took me to the shower and smiled. I met a 55-60 yo well dressed aussie in there, very cool. We talked, he said an American can rent locally in Patong for 6k to 15k baht (condo to house) and then nodded and said yes, for 400 to 500 USD a guy can have a nice place to live here.
Second date with the 24yo. We met at her salon, she walked out of the back room wearing a pair of jeans that looked painted on. Small pointy boobs under a tight top. Sweet tiny but full ass, dam some girls were born to wear jeans, "stripper" heels that made her legs look long (for a 5-1 girl), shinny str8 black hair, you know. A Thai girl.
She took me to a romantic diner, we had to drive north up along the shore, almost seemed outside of Patong, but the restaurant over looks Patong beach, it was of course on the left hand side of the road, very shallow parking lot, at the front door, you can look through the restaurant and see the ocean. Very good menu, well served, most of the food came on charcoal burners and stayed simmering. My date said its one of the best places for what you spend. We had enough food for 4 people, lobster, prawn, some dim sum, veggies plate, an entire fish showed up on a charcoal platter (she ordered most of the food), I had 4 drinks, her 1 (she does not drink much), bill was about 2200baht + tip. We sat for an hour, I looked at the magnificent view of Patong/the bay at night, she was grumpy with her life and says to take her as she is, she is not gonna be a "nice girl" all the time. {I was just praying she was not getting her monthly. You know, of course as she talks half english, while I nod, mostly all I am really thinkin is what she looks like getting pounded through a matress. Having had that sweet young bod once already, it was gonna get better and better as I get more time on the plate. }
We drove back into the heart of Patong, to stop for a drink and pool, but could not find the place. Thai seem to not pay attention to anything that does not directly impact them, like "whats on the next street over. I don't know, never been there". Since she was trying to stay off the main drag (and not be in the hooker scene anymore, I guess, naturally the story is she has only had a few "boyfriends" in addition to her regular boyfriends/partner), she wants to take me to an out-of-the-way bar her friend owned, we never found it. She has lived here since she was 10, this place is a mile wide and a few long, and she does not know it very well (I met a cab driver (those tiny red trucks) who could not find her Salon even after another driver explained to him where it was). A VERY SHELTERED PEOPLE.
Anyway, then we went to the Burisari, she knew enough to slip the guy at the door her ID before he even had a chance to smile. She gave him a wai, I love those gestures. Never sure what to do, I am older, and a stupid white guy, so I just nod like a japanese guy.
Third "Date" with the 24 yo. I spent the evening at her salon, brought her diner. She likes fruit, so on the way, so I had the driver stop at a respectable fruit stand. Yes I turned in the rental, not sure why, it was only $25 USD a day. Maybe just the lack of parking, yes Patong is small, but I drive all over the place like a nut, everywhere I go. Phuket city, Chalong Bay, Patong are a bit different, so why not check them out? A few locals in Patong say the beach is the dirty one, so they go south past Karan beach. I like to cruise around before settling in.
Ok I get there with the fruit. I have heard some Thai women don't like to eat in front of you, it seemed true with her, if I was looking at her she would tease her food, if I was stuffing my face and not looking at her she would do the same. The diner I brought her she liked, I said I was not hungry, so she put it away, then in 5 min she left to get some other food, then she would not eat it until I found something to keep busy with. Then she chomped like she was starving (same thing at the 2nd date restaurant).
After she closed up, we went to the new shopping mall in Patong, its western style/modern. I can't think of the name, but its brand new and big, I think the Millennium Hotel is attached (thats a fat hotel). Anyway she dressed up like a teenager in the USA, white tee shirt, long jean skirt, flats on. She took me to the bowling alley there, it was very nice, very good service for not speaking english (drinks 130-200 baht). I recommend the bowling alley and the karoeke recording etc, next door. The bill for 3 games (2 players), three drinks, shoes and socks was 16 or 1800. Not really cheap, but a nice alley (built sort of like a teenagers bar with dance music). I don't bowl, so the first half dozen throws were a bit stupid, but the Thais close by did not seem to have any Game either. And my partner Nat. Not a bowler either, I felt like I was on a high school date. We goofed aroud, but naturally there was only one thing I was thinking when she bent over to grab her ball.
I was checked into the Summer Breeze (1200 per night, I think, maybe 13 or 1400), we went there. She almost fell over, a guy she dated for a year and wanted to marry lived there (15k per month). Naturally it was a bit odd for her walking in there, she said she knew all the girls from back then. We walked up to my room, she started laughing, it was the same room. When we went inside she started showing all the switches (alot of switches and ceiling lights in this room), the TV was new (she must have watched it alot). With me, we never turned it on. Naturally I like to start out very loving and like a gentleman, but its our third date, so I have to turn up the pressure in the rack a bit, just to see here response. Since she says she has been faithful to her rich Swedish BF (a long story but says I am first guy she has been with while dating him), I played her like a high school girl and finally got past her guard without a raincoat. Maybe an hour of foreplay and loving to reach the hot monents, the finish was a bit interesting.
Basically I went diving for three days and wore my ass out, I slept mostly. Stayed out of trouble until last night. I slept until midnight, the 24yo kept sending sms or calling, I finally told her I was sleeping. At 11, she SMS that she was at the Hollywood. I wanted a break from her, and walked the main drag for a bit, then I just HAD to go back to the Hollywood Discotec, dam that has to be The Place, hotties just rolling in there, stacked up like cord wood. 3 or 4 per each guy (90% western white guys). One thing to note, most of the guys in the Hollywood are not old fat guys, mostly under 35 and average or better looking. The advantage is, it draws the locals who don't want a fat belly hanging and sweating over there sweet body when the deed gets done. Eye contact is off the chart in this place, just be an average clean cut western guy, make contact, buy someone a drink that smiles more than once, and wammo, instand bed squirrel. Anyway I decided, if I was going to take the chance of running into the 24yo, I should go for something hot. I picked out the something a bit younger, thinner, sort of looks a bit latin. Luck prevailed, he BF just dumped her, and she cried on my shoulder, in the club. Eventually, she felt my hard dick and also the phone vibrating in my pocket (the 24 yo called), maybe this new girl knew that Game. Caio for now.
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Adventurer
09-11-08, 05:46
A question for the Thailand expats and gurus!
We are two guys, late 30s, traveling to Thailand for the first time. We'll be in phuket dec 29-Jan 10th.
We want to stay in patong a few nights, and on to krabi, koh phi phi, and samui. But since these are quiet, honey moony type of places we don't want to go alone.
My question is,
Would it be fairly easy to find girls in phuket to accompany us?
How much should we expect to pay?
Would you advise doing so?
Any feedback is appreciated.
A question for the Thailand expats and gurus!
We are two guys, late 30s, traveling to Thailand for the first time. We'll be in phuket dec 29-Jan 10th.
We want to stay in patong a few nights, and on to krabi, koh phi phi, and samui. But since these are quiet, honey moony type of places we don't want to go alone.
My question is,
Would it be fairly easy to find girls in phuket to accompany us?
How much should we expect to pay?
Would you advise doing so?
Any feedback is appreciated.
It should be fairly easy to find girls in Phuket who are willing to travel with you. If you take them from a bar you may have to pay the bar for every day they miss work.
I think 1000-1500 baht per day would be a good amount to pay the girls.
BTW, there are plenty of bargirls in Samui, both at Lamai Beach and Chaweng Beach so you might not want to take a girl there as you could choose a new one.
ThaiLearner
09-11-08, 20:41
A question for the Thailand expats and gurus!
We are two guys, late 30s, traveling to Thailand for the first time. We'll be in phuket dec 29-Jan 10th.
We want to stay in patong a few nights, and on to krabi, koh phi phi, and samui. But since these are quiet, honey moony type of places we don't want to go alone.
My question is,
Would it be fairly easy to find girls in phuket to accompany us?
How much should we expect to pay?
Would you advise doing so?
Any feedback is appreciated.
Remember that you will need a GF hotel/guest house.
Yes but you will also need to pick your girl carefully as you may get fed up with her or you may not be right for each other.
Long time price 1000-1500bht a day + expenses eg food etc.
It depends on what you are looking for on your holiday so it depends on where you want to go you may want to stay in Patong beach and then lamai beach in Samui.
Adventurer
09-12-08, 13:17
Thank You Gentlemen for the quick response.
As far as GF guest houses,
If we rent two double ocupancy rooms on phi phi or samui, and check in with girls, or tell them that our girl friends are coming later, They wouldn't give us a hard time. Would they?
ThaiLearner
09-13-08, 12:42
Thank You Gentlemen for the quick response.
As far as GF guest houses,
If we rent two double ocupancy rooms on phi phi or samui, and check in with girls, or tell them that our girl friends are coming later, They wouldn't give us a hard time. Would they?
Some of the hotels could or they would just add a joiner fee which could mean quite a price difference.
Also search for Phuket in a search engine.
El Frances
09-13-08, 15:46
Some of the hotels could or they would just add a joiner fee which could mean quite a price difference.
Also search for Phuket in a search engine.
Usually, in non GF hotels, there is no problem if you check-in with the girl. If you bring a girl later, it may be different.
Deep Throat
09-15-08, 07:02
I have booked a week at the Safari Beach, in one of the oceanview suites. Appears to be good value for a nice room and only a minutes walk to Bangla Road. They don't charge a joiner fee for the first girl.
Adventurer
09-17-08, 01:31
I have already booked the Royal Paradise hotel, but safari looks like a very good choice, I think I'll move there.
Does anyone know royal paradise? Is it GF?
I have already booked the Royal Paradise hotel, but safari looks like a very good choice, I think I'll move there.
Does anyone know royal paradise? Is it GF?I stayed at Royal Paradise a couple of years ago. At this time they had a Karaoke. If you took your girl from there, you had no joiner fee to pay. If you took a girl from outside, you had to pay 500,--. So it was definitely not GF.
BangBangBang
09-19-08, 07:55
I read that during the festival (28 September - 07 October), no sex (and no alcohol)...
http://www.phuketvegetarian.com/phuketvegetarian-eng/phuketvegetarian-10.htm
A week of veggy food, no sex and no beer seems a bit extreem. Has anyone been there and confirm/deny? Its doubtful... but rather ask and not risk.
Cheers,
BBB
I read that during the festival (28 September - 07 October), no sex (and no alcohol)...
http://www.phuketvegetarian.com/phuketvegetarian-eng/phuketvegetarian-10.htm
A week of veggy food, no sex and no beer seems a bit extreem. Has anyone been there and confirm/deny? Its doubtful... but rather ask and not risk.
Cheers,
BBB
I seriously doubt that the festival would change anything. Its probably limited to Phuket town. There will be plenty of P4P in Patong and other areas.
Also it would be limited to those who chose to practise it, and I suspect the majority wont. 1 week is too long for some to go on without an income.
Good Morning,
I can tell you from first hand experience that you will not even know the festival is going on unless you go out of your way to find it. None of the festivals slow down the P4P scene. Enjoy your time with no worries.
I read that during the festival (28 September - 07 October), no sex (and no alcohol)...
http://www.phuketvegetarian.com/phuketvegetarian-eng/phuketvegetarian-10.htm
A week of veggy food, no sex and no beer seems a bit extreem. Has anyone been there and confirm/deny? Its doubtful... but rather ask and not risk.
Cheers,
BBB
Dear all,
I am back to Bangla after too long spent in BKK and Pattaya.
I need to be "up-dated" please.
1. Is there a BBBJ place in Patong (call it pump station, service station.)?
2. I heard everything about it but still don't know, what are the good (not crapy but too much touristic place) massage (oil or soap but happy hand or mouth ending) places in Patong?
3. Where to find the nice girl (I mean not too much of the working BG attitude, ass opened for friendly dick, might like a trio once in a while or even to share with a katoey.)?
Thanks guys!
Good Morning,
I can tell you from first hand experience that you will not even know the festival is going on unless you go out of your way to find it. None of the festivals slow down the P4P scene. Enjoy your time with no worries.
i go every year..what is going on in Phuket town has nothing to do what goes on in Patong...not to mention that all the clubs and massages in Phuket town remain open for business...for those of you who do nothing but monger in Phuket town, it is worth the effort to get up early one morning and come see the Veg Fest parade, a truly amazing and bizarre festival and good insight into some different Thai culture
I'll be staying at the Summer Breeze for a few days starting tomorrow afternoon.
PM me if you want to meet for some fun.
Thanks
Hi guys,
Maybe today some good news. We are comming to town for a few days mid of October. Means Sir Henry and his submissive female 26yo asian Bi-Slave will be here for fun. We will meet with an other hot bi-lady and spend some days in the sun and enjoy nightlife.
We are kinky but classy, looking for some new friends and couples.
If you are a single guy (or better 2-3) and in good shape and charming we can maybe arrange a gb-party with my two ladies.
But now some questions:
1) Where to stay? Checked some Hotels but need your advice. Idea is to have a Suite with jacuzzi, a very big and good bad, stay there with 3 persons. So 3 times breakfast. Must allow a private party with 3-4 additional guests? Should be close to the action.
Already checked la flora, gracelandsuite, patong beach hotel (sunset spa suite), Bamboo Club, le meriedien by the internet. Need your help and recommondation.
2) For my two girls I want to find two ladyboys (cute ones) who also willing to try girls. Maybe you have some ideas where to find trustworthy ones. (had some bad experiences).
So if you are fine with that. And can help us. Send a pm and later we contact by msn or mail. Maybe we can hook up and my girls can entertain you a bit. It's fun really.
Thanks for your input. See you around.
Cheers
SH
Hi guys,
Maybe today some good news. We are comming to town for a few days mid of October. Means Sir Henry and his submissive female 26yo asian Bi-Slave will be here for fun. We will meet with an other hot bi-lady and spend some days in the sun and enjoy nightlife.
We are kinky but classy, looking for some new friends and couples.
If you are a single guy (or better 2-3) and in good shape and charming we can maybe arrange a gb-party with my two ladies.
But now some questions:
1) Where to stay? Checked some Hotels but need your advice. Idea is to have a Suite with jacuzzi, a very big and good bad, stay there with 3 persons. So 3 times breakfast. Must allow a private party with 3-4 additional guests? Should be close to the action.
Already checked la flora, gracelandsuite, patong beach hotel (sunset spa suite), Bamboo Club, le meriedien by the internet. Need your help and recommondation.
2) For my two girls I want to find two ladyboys (cute ones) who also willing to try girls. Maybe you have some ideas where to find trustworthy ones. (had some bad experiences).
So if you are fine with that. And can help us. Send a pm and later we contact by msn or mail. Maybe we can hook up and my girls can entertain you a bit. It's fun really.
Thanks for your input. See you around.
Cheers
SHSounds like a great combination for a kinky sexy time. Can't maker October but if you there in November let me know.
Yes, this is my programme.
I will be in Phuket for around 10 days from 10 oct and this will be my first trip there.
I usually remain in BKK because i use to stay max 1 week but this time is different. I plan to stay around 3 weeks (including 10 days in BKK).
I will be staying in BYD LOFTS (photos are nice) and I will come alone.
Anyone free for fun?
I need some advice from expert mongerers!
Ciao,
Luigi
Hi guys,
I'll be in Phuket for my 1st time in November and i'm staying at Nai Harn Beach does anyone know of any massage places that offer extras and what else is on offer around Nai Harn or Rawaii.
Thanks in advance
SD
Why aren't you staying in Patong? That is where most of the action is. I don't know anything about Nai Harn Beach.
Hi guys,
I'll be in Phuket for my 1st time in November and i'm staying at Nai Harn Beach does anyone know of any massage places that offer extras and what else is on offer around Nai Harn or Rawaii.
Thanks in advance
SD
a couple of quick notes -- leaving phuket later today, first visit.
to get taxi meter from the airport, exit and walk right. lady there quoted "450!" (including airport surcharge) as if she expected me to pay upfront. you get a receipt form with contact number for complaints. it mentions the 100 baht airport surcharge. in the end the meter said 300, but driver still wanted 450. he looked like a thug, and i'm new in a strange place, so i paid. he also gave me his card. now that's the part i'll never understand. if you want repeat business, don't take chances.
as always in these "party" places farang and thai bring out the worst in each other. i think often aggression is a defensive reaction to rude farangs. it's like having bumped your toe -- while it's sore you'll keep on bumping it and making it worse. sad state.
i stayed in summer breeze in soi sansabai. not bad. perfect location, well, not for families. totally gf, condoms in the room on the bedside table. beware, the condoms are a booby trap. they're not on the in-room menu and at checkout you'll be charged double price for them if you used them. also breakfast is extra at 100 baht. also the menu states that juice is included in the breakfast, but "manager said don't give juice". stupid little things guaranteed to get a mention in the forum, so bill, if you're reading this, it's very easy to fix ;-)
oh, wifi was fine downstairs and in the room, but i had to fiddle a bit with my settings to get online. specifically had to se1"t "key index" to 1. don't know what that means.
the standard room didn't have a window, which is actually better as it is abnormal to wake up before 11am if you are staying in patong. so dark and quiet is better than a view of power cables and motosai. when i went to bed at 4am, the party all the way down to the beach was just beginning to show the first signs of wanting to wind down, and the discos were still in full swing.
oh yes, almost forget .. regarding girl experience, first night tracked down the local [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s (right next to suzie wong's, trust me it's there, if you don't find it look harder ;-p ), sleazy but accommodating.
walking around, all the the ugly aspects of the place grated on me. stupid farangs swaggering around drunk, broken-down ladies and reptilian ladyboys calling after you, sewer smell enveloping you every now and then. eventually reached the beach and a gentle girl with a soft voice blocked my way. she was part of a little "family" selling beer from an icebox on the beach. i sat down there to witness the last part of an argument with another farang, wearing only shorts hanging on for dear life, who had been ripped of "foive toimes today!!" strangely they treated me like a king that night and even more the next. i bought a drink for me and the quiet girl, total 100 baht. next to them a group of hard-looking ladyboys roost.
went to hotel alone.
next night my mood was better, bought a tequila for a perversely thin little thing on a pole in soi eric and asked if she'll go with me. she's a very sweet young operator, and though she was booked brought over a friend from a bar across the way, saying the friend is "ready to go". i wouldn't have picked her out on my own, but a second look showed quality. the friend said she's been there two weeks, going with customers every day, but she doesn't have any money because she blows it all partying. she was drunk and wanted to go disco later. she wants to stay drunk all the time because she cries when she is sober and alone. she asked 1500 to stay until morning. she wanted to fuck non-stop, i'm afraid i couldn't keep up, only managed two rounds. we drifted off to sleep in each others arms. her phone woke me later, but she was passed out. i slowly woke her because i didn't really want her hung over in the morning, and took her to the disco. she was incredibly sweet, but from various signs i think she is fucking herself up fast. i hope her wake-up call doesn't come too late.
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Mr Enforcer
10-06-08, 04:10
I pay 600baht usually for the trip from airport to patong and vic versa in a private car,and I know this is a little bit of a rip-off so 450 baht does not sound that bad.I have heard on many occasions that the transport(motorbikes,red vans etc) in Phuket is run by the local mafia and they set the prices.
so 450 baht does not sound that bad.I agree, and I'm just being picky. It really isn't about the 50. It's about saying that it's meter price plus airport charge, and issuing an official receipt stating the same, and then still tacking on that little bit extra.
In contrast, the skinny girl phoned me the next afternoon, to make sure that her friend treated me well, and to say sorry that she had a previous engagement & couldn't go with me. Nothing wrong with her PR skills.
Member #3123
10-11-08, 11:46
Hi folks.
On route to Phuket via sea to travel home. I just wondered whats the going rate for two girls or pr girl? I did see 1000-1500 bath mentioned. And ohh hehe , is Viagra sold over the counter in Thailand?
ThaiLearner
10-11-08, 15:37
Hi folks.
On route to Phuket via sea to travel home. I just wondered whats the going rate for two girls or pr girl? I did see 1000-1500 bath mentioned. And ohh hehe , is Viagra sold over the counter in Thailand?
You should be able to get a girl for 1000-2000bht I would not pay more than 2000bht for long time. In low season I paid the girls 1000bht lt.
As far as I am aware it is very easy to get viagra I have not brought any as never needed it.
Hi folks.
On route to Phuket via sea to travel home. I just wondered whats the going rate for two girls or pr girl? I did see 1000-1500 bath mentioned. And ohh hehe , is Viagra sold over the counter in Thailand?
Yes, you can get these drugs over the counter without prescription. Not sure about the authenticity though. The generic one sold is Kamagra. IMO that does not work. Don't buy it. I've seen Cialis for approx Bht1000, I doubt it was the real thing either, but it has the correct active ingredient. Tadalis or Apcalis (tadalifil) is the generic version and would work just as good, about Bht600.
On Bangla Road towards the 2nd road, you will see 2 pharmacies from across the bars, ie, on the right side if you are walking in from the beachside, just before Ocean Mall (on the right). From memory, looking towards the right side at the 2 pharmacies, the pharmacy on the left has a lot more stuff but they are more expensive, their Kamagra does not work, but the Apcalis did. The pharmacy on the right, which you have to walk up a couple of steps, sells less stuff, she just has one counter, but is cheaper and the Apcalis works.
Good Luck.
Member #3123
10-12-08, 16:40
Thanks for the info folks.
Is there any upscale hotels that are GF friendly ? I would really like one with bungalows or its own jacuzzi.
I just finished dinner at Joe's and was driving to Kata to meet friends at around 10 when my neck felt stiff. On Rat U Thit road, there's a row of MPs right after JungCeylon on the same side. There were old hags and the like but a youngish 5ish girl was pretty aggressive in pulling me into Welcome MP. My neck sore, I opted for 1 hr "oil" for 300bht.
The place is pretty dingy and dark. Partitions only with open tops so you could hear the various "happy endings" going off. Got naked and Lucky went to work but she split her skirt on my thigh and rubbed skin to skin. Pretty soft skin. I just wanted my neck and back worked for 40 minutes and she was actually decent. The usual where you come from etc banter went on and she was giggling when I turned over. She'd slight touch the dick (as they all do) and then she bravely asked if I like boom boom. I said I had no money and she said 1000bht and she go with me all night. I laughed and maintained I had no money. She started playing with my dick and accused me of liking men. I teased I only like lady boys and she looked like one. She denied and pulled down her skirt to show me her pussy. First time that happened to me in those dingy non-roomed MPs. She then said she liked me and I said I only had 700bht for the massage and tip. She replied she was horny and liked me so she didn't care and wanted to go out to the various discos etc. I'm not into that so I said no thanks. She then asked if I had a condom and I said no.
She seemed so desperate that I extended an extra hour of massage for kicks. Finally she took my dick in her mouth and she was genuinely wet and horny. I said I had no money and she no problem and produced a condom. It's a local condom which was too small but the blowie got me up and her wet pusssy was inviting. Shaved and wet, obviously had at least one baby and no tits to speak of but nice long nipples. I'd never fucked in an MP with partitions before so I decided it was time to be adventurous. Her skin was soft and after 20 minutes of pounding I came and she did shortly after. Then I gave her a bonus g spot rub and she came again biting the towel to keep quiet. I gave her the 100bht tip (I really don't carry cash into MPs and leave it in the car) and she thanked me for the 2 Os and tip. I was off (very late) to meet with pals in Kata and she gave me her number (which I already lost). A fun little MP experience for those who travel with spouses etc.
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Last year I took my LT in Pattaya to a doctor for a medical check (HIV and STD like Gonorrhea), it was done within a few hours and cost 20 § if I remember right.
Is something similar possible in Phuket/Patong? Which is the best adress to go for such a medical check?
Old Mean Dog
10-24-08, 05:22
My first trip to Thailand and spent a month in Phuket. What a tropical paradise.
I will have to admit, that coming from China, I did not find the girls that good though. Most all the ones at the MP's were old, ugly or a combination of both. Many of the gals on Bangla Rd., looked hard and run through. Seems to be a great place to vacation, outside of mongering.
-CPE
UrbanWildlife
11-08-08, 05:07
I have read back through the posts here until 2006, but I am having a hard time finding answers to my questions, so hopefully someone who is familiar with the Phuket and Patong area can help me out.
1). At the beginning of February, a lady friend who loves girls as much as us guys do, and I will be spending a week in the Phuket/Patong area. We want to stay in a beachfront property, preferably with an in room jacuzzi that holds a minimum of 2 people, but preferably 4. I am looking for nice accomodations without breaking the bank. Can anyone give me some recommendations?
2). Also, what would be the better location for us to stay, Phuket or in Patong?
3). Previous to coming to Phuket/Patong, we will be staying in Bangkok for one week. What is your recommendations for us to travel to Phuket/Patong?
4). If you have any other recommendations, of any type, to make our trip more fun and enjoyable please share them with us, and your kindness in doing so will be greatly appreciated.
Stiffoak 571
11-09-08, 11:46
I have read back through the posts here until 2006, but I am having a hard time finding answers to my questions, so hopefully someone who is familiar with the Phuket and Patong area can help me out.
1). At the beginning of February, a lady friend who loves girls as much as us guys do, and I will be spending a week in the Phuket/Patong area. We want to stay in a beachfront property, preferably with an in room jacuzzi that holds a minimum of 2 people, but preferably 4. I am looking for nice accomodations without breaking the bank. Can anyone give me some recommendations?
2). Also, what would be the better location for us to stay, Phuket or in Patong?
3). Previous to coming to Phuket/Patong, we will be staying in Bangkok for one week. What is your recommendations for us to travel to Phuket/Patong?
4). If you have any other recommendations, of any type, to make our trip more fun and enjoyable please share them with us, and your kindness in doing so will be greatly appreciated.1. There are not really beachfront properties like that in Patong.
2. But for action/nighlife etc it has to be Patong.
3. Lots of flights from Swampy BKK to Phuket.
4. Cruise Bangla as much as you like and find girls who will do couples - also a number of the massage places will - the choice is endless in Patong
ThaiLearner
11-10-08, 15:14
I have read back through the posts here until 2006, but I am having a hard time finding answers to my questions, so hopefully someone who is familiar with the Phuket and Patong area can help me out.
1). At the beginning of February, a lady friend who loves girls as much as us guys do, and I will be spending a week in the Phuket/Patong area. We want to stay in a beachfront property, preferably with an in room jacuzzi that holds a minimum of 2 people, but preferably 4. I am looking for nice accomodations without breaking the bank. Can anyone give me some recommendations?
2). Also, what would be the better location for us to stay, Phuket or in Patong?
3). Previous to coming to Phuket/Patong, we will be staying in Bangkok for one week. What is your recommendations for us to travel to Phuket/Patong?
4). If you have any other recommendations, of any type, to make our trip more fun and enjoyable please share them with us, and your kindness in doing so will be greatly appreciated.
Plenty of flights from bangkok to Phuket
Thai air
Bangkok air
Nok air
Air Asia
Fly12go
Be aware though that some of the flights leave from the old airport Don Maung not BKK.
When I am there i like to hang out at the Mai Thai bar on soi eric.
The Muffin Man
11-11-08, 06:20
I don't believe it's a competing forum, but I find the Lonely Planet Thorn Tree forum invaluable to finding this kind of information. Their guide books are well worth the money spent.
Happy Travels.
M P Lurker
11-12-08, 16:44
I don't believe it's a competing forum, but I find the Lonely Planet Thorn Tree forum invaluable to finding this kind of information. Their guide books are well worth the money spent.
Happy Travels.
Years ago I bought several guide books about Thailand and received Lonely Planet Guide as a present. I thought it was one of the worst guide books for its weight, due to having little information about the attractions worth seeing in each province or town, so that it was difficult to decide which places to go to.
Too much guff on Hotels, Restaurants etc.
These days books are just too heavy to carry. I largely research the internet instead.
News from the funeral Bar closing front. Bar in Pattaya will be closed two days only, 14th and 15th of November.
Many of the gals on Bangla Rd., looked hard and run through.
There's all kinds. The crazy girl I mentioned last time --
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=797135#post797135
ABAC university student in BKK, I think 22 if I remember right, in Phuket to find money for partying on Ratchada Soi 4 ..
Fast Eddie 48
11-13-08, 17:53
My first trip to Thailand and spent a month in Phuket. What a tropical paradise.
I will have to admit, that coming from China, I did not find the girls that good though. Most all the ones at the MP's were old, ugly or a combination of both. Many of the gals on Bangla Rd., looked hard and run through. Seems to be a great place to vacation, outside of mongering.
-CPECPE,
You should of been here 10 yr ago there use to be live sex show at patong bar and ST is only 700 bht ,I was at Phuket last about 3 yr ago and everything change too many tourist and scuba diver ,the reef at PHI PHI island is damage by the tourist .
There is only one MP christine at patong but there are a few downtown that is cheaper with hot girl,there is also a bbs place call love me you can get service ST for about 700 bht not sure is still there or not.
Fast eddie 48
Boinky Boinky
11-14-08, 00:46
Hi guys,
I'll be in Phuket for my 1st time in November and i'm staying at Nai Harn Beach does anyone know of any massage places that offer extras and what else is on offer around Nai Harn or Rawaii.
Thanks in advance
SDI was talking to girl who used to work in Bee Massage (Nai Hahn village) who said she left there because others were doing HJs and the customers expected it. Anywhere outside Patong, you're working very much on a hit or miss basis, but Bee Massage sounds like the mostly likely bet in Nai Hahn. If anyone has any field reports from that area, It'd be good to hear them.
Was in Phuket last weekend, things were pretty quiet in Patong, Hollywood was pretty busy and I've seen Tiger much more packed although it was pretty late (4am? ).
Kata and Karon also quiet but many pretty ladies looking like they could do with some entertaining in the Night Bazaar in Kata. Got caught in a huge downpour and got stuck in a bar just up from the Night Bazaar for a few hours and ended up with a hot 20yo to go home with when the rain stopped so it wasn't all bad.
Blaster321
11-21-08, 15:50
Long time lurker, first time poster.
I am looking for GF(no joiner fee or questions asked) hotels that are clean, hot water, and air con. Ideally spending less than $60usd would be ideal but upto $100usd isn't an isssue. Heading there this weekend or next (probably this coming to avoid the peak season fees). Should I book online (in advance) or just show up and hope for the best? Your thoughts are much appreciated!
I have been in asia for 3 years so not new to the scene, have been to phuket twice but stayed out in laguna in a private villa with fellow Japanese friends who owned the place (did high end KTV type place and stage). I will be doing a solo trip to phuket (visa reasons) I want to be in the action area (bangla rd, from what I can read).
Long time lurker, first time poster.
I am looking for GF(no joiner fee or questions asked) hotels that are clean, hot water, and air con. Ideally spending less than $60usd would be ideal but upto $100usd isn't an isssue. Heading there this weekend or next (probably this coming to avoid the peak season fees). Should I book online (in advance) or just show up and hope for the best? Your thoughts are much appreciated!
I have been in asia for 3 years so not new to the scene, have been to phuket twice but stayed out in laguna in a private villa with fellow Japanese friends who owned the place (did high end KTV type place and stage). I will be doing a solo trip to phuket (visa reasons) I want to be in the action area (bangla rd, from what I can read).
I recommend the Aloha Villa in Patong, Phuket....it has all the things you want, GF and a great staff. I've stayed there three years in a row. Usually around 1800 baht/night high season, little lower right now... do a search for aloha villa phuket and you can send them an email, but right now you can probably show up OK. Another hotel for backup is the C&N hotel about a block away. Same deal there.
Long time lurker, first time poster.
I am looking for GF(no joiner fee or questions asked) hotels that are clean, hot water, and air con. Ideally spending less than $60usd would be ideal but upto $100usd isn't an isssue. Heading there this weekend or next (probably this coming to avoid the peak season fees). Should I book online (in advance) or just show up and hope for the best? Your thoughts are much appreciated!
I have been in asia for 3 years so not new to the scene, have been to phuket twice but stayed out in laguna in a private villa with fellow Japanese friends who owned the place (did high end KTV type place and stage). I will be doing a solo trip to phuket (visa reasons) I want to be in the action area (bangla rd, from what I can read).Hi,
I just come back from Patpong,try this place cheap, but very clean,and with an excellent Thai cafe below,I will return sometime next year ,10 mins walk to Bangla road.
Lamai apartments
www.phuketdir.com/apartment
email lamaiapartment@hotmail.com
Alternately book through hostelworld.com or hostelbookers.com
No fee for lady joining and no need to go past reception from entrance
Hope that helps in some way.
Good deal.
Blaster321
11-24-08, 15:09
Hi,
I just come back from Patpong,try this place cheap, but very clean,and with an excellent Thai cafe below,I will return sometime next year ,10 mins walk to Bangla road.
Lamai apartments
www.phuketdir.com/apartment
email lamaiapartment@hotmail.com
Alternately book through hostelworld.com or hostelbookers.com
No fee for lady joining and no need to go past reception from entrance
Hope that helps in some way.
Good deal.Thanks for the info, looks like I will be staying here as they actively answer their mail and aloha seemed to be booked according to the websites I checked.
Thanks for the info! Any other bangla road secerts/tips are very much welcomed.
Thanks for the info, looks like I will be staying here as they actively answer their mail and aloha seemed to be booked according to the websites I checked.
Thanks for the info! Any other bangla road secerts/tips are very much welcomed.
I can say there are rooms to be found elsewhere at 900 baht, but without AC or wireless internet. Lamai Apts is a good value. They and other close places rent scooters for 150 a day, but parking it is the big issue on Bangla. Its like a 2 min scooter ride, or 15 min walk to Bangla. Its three blocks from the Hospital, across from a temple.
For the first time in Phuket in 5 years, can say there are so many young hot available tourists that provide hard competition for the working girls. If you can at least talk, its an easy score. All these friendly Australian girls everywhere you go. On Bangla found some Russian girls (making extra cash on vacation) out-prostituting the prostitutes.(better looking than common in Moscow or SpB) They were just walking around, being themselves :D
Met some Ukrainian dancers in Singapore, all living in Thailand. Thailand gets better all the time !
Hi there.
Just coming back from Phuket. Since I was able to my research here, I want to give at least something back concerning hotel recommendations (wasnt mongering much and when I don't remember anymore
Despite former information here, Thara Patong obviously changed there policy. And is NOT GF anymore! The nightmanager on duty charged me 1, 000 BHT joiners fee and you will find the amount on your bill after checking out. "Extra person. " LOL. Doesn't bother me but just let you know.
And BTW: I would NOT book this hotel again. The futon style bed was definitely too hard (I am late 30ths) and the fan coil system / air condition is running such loud that you face a trade-off every night between well temperature and sound level.
Cheers
NicFrenchy
12-08-08, 15:53
patong: a young british tourist mysteriously fell from the fifth floor of a building early monday evening and died en route to hospital.
kathu police superintendent col grissak songmoonnark identified the deceased from his passport as uk national joseph john nason, age 22.
mr nason and a friend, aged 19, arrived in phuket on a flight from bangkok’s suvarnabhumi airport on november 2. the pair were staying at the deevana patong resort & spa on rat-u-thit 200 [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) rd, he said.
the critically-injured mr nason, dressed only in his underwear, was discovered by passers-by in front of a five-story shophouse opposite the well-known christin massage parlor at 8:10 pm.
he was rushed to patong hospital, but died on the way.
source: phuket gazette
Just returned home, had to go to phuket for 2 night due to the airport situation in BKK. somebody had recommended the summer breeze so I made a reservation. It was 1690 baht per night. Stayed one night. Walked up and down the street and almost all rooms were less. Got a room at the Sand inn up the street for 1000 baht (they had asked 1200). Room was just as good and was not facing main road so was very quiet. I offered 100 to stay at the summerbreeze one more night, I was only staying 12 more hours but they declined even though the hotel seemed pretty empty
Although only had a brief 2 night stay, I don't see what patong has to offer over pattaya except for the beach. Women looked no better and everything more expensive. 150-170 for ladies drink in a beer bar is outrageous
Anybody knows where in Phuket I can find a dildo for my gf ? I heard that the DVD boys are selling them from behind the curtain ? Can someone confirm this please ?
She keeps asking me for the tool !!! Maybe my wanger is not enough to satisfy both her channels.
This is a serious question.
Thanks brothers
Hi there.
Just coming back from Phuket. Since I was able to my research here, I want to give at least something back concerning hotel recommendations (wasnt mongering much and when I don't remember anymore
Despite former information here, Thara Patong obviously changed there policy. And is NOT GF anymore! The nightmanager on duty charged me 1, 000 BHT joiners fee and you will find the amount on your bill after checking out. "Extra person. " LOL. Doesn't bother me but just let you know.
And BTW: I would NOT book this hotel again. The futon style bed was definitely too hard (I am late 30ths) and the fan coil system / air condition is running such loud that you face a trade-off every night between well temperature and sound level.
CheersHi,
Happens every year for high season.
Low season they are OK.
Strange strategy.
Mike
Hi everyone,
I’ll be in Patong (my first time in LOS) with a buddy from December 31st to January 7th.
I have RTTF, last two years of it in fact, yet still have a few questions hopefully some of you will be able to answer.
1-We’ll be staying at Le Tanjong guest house, which should be close to Bangla Rd: anyone been there? Anything to report?
2-Any known party (beach, club, whatever) you’d recommend us to attend on New Year’s Eve?
3-Any beach parties in general worth mentioning (even not in Patong)?
4-Soapies, oil massage: should we really just give up on the idea of visiting one while in Phuket, as suggested a few times over this thread, and limit ourselves to small massage parlours?
5-Haven’t read much about safety: can you go out at night with your credit card and mobile on you? What about in-room safety once you get back with a girl?
Of course I promise a rookie report once back
Hello all. I've been doing tons of research on Thailand and one of the places my buddy and I will be stopping is in Phuket. We'll be in Patong beach January 12. 18 and staying at The Green Mansion.
Three Questions:
1. I am a newbie in Thailand and Phuket, will anybody be around and like to get together. We're mid 20's, athletic, good looking guys. (nothing gay, just figured we'll describe ourselves
2. Has anybody ever stayed at The Green Mansion? Do they charger joiner fee or girl friendly? We spent 2 hours searching for budget friendly hotels and everything is booked.
3. I know the strip is large and many bars and go-go's to go to, but what are the top that are recommended.
Everything appreciated in advance!
UrbanWildlife
12-29-08, 08:20
Anyone have recent info. on Aloha Villa in Patong, Phuket?.
I am looking for a nice place with air conditioning and amenities, that is close to the beach. Looking for something up to $100.00 dollars a night, preferably with a in-room 3 or 4 person jacuzzi.
In advance, thank you for the help! :)
UrbanWildlife
01-05-09, 04:20
I have come across these hotels while doing research for my upcoming trip to Phuket in February, and I am interested in knowing if anyone has stayed at Rayaburi Hotel, and what there experience was?. It looks like a real nice place. Another hotel I am interested in knowing about is the Karon Princess on Karon beach.
Thanks again Jackson for deleting the b.s that was posted by Dashing Don, and his cohort the banned Prov1, who is posting under various ilks in attempts to get me and others to engage in flame wars with them, taking away the value and purpose of the forum.
Anyone have recent info. on Aloha Villa in Patong, Phuket?.
I am looking for a nice place with air conditioning and amenities, that is close to the beach. Looking for something up to $100.00 dollars a night, preferably with a in-room 3 or 4 person jacuzzi.
In advance, thank you for the help! :)
I have stayed in the Aloha Villa three times from 2005-2007. Always had a great time. It is not a luxury place but not a dump. Very clean, good plumbing and A/C and superb and friendly staff. I highly recommend it!!
UrbanWildlife
01-07-09, 07:29
Since I did not get a response until you posted I went ahead and booked my stay at the Raya Buri Hotel. I got a rate of 2,950baht a night for a deluxe double room with breakfast for 2 people. It looks like a beautiful place. I hope someone who has stayed there will post a report of there experience.
http://www.rayaburiphuket.com/patong/index.html
Gnutter Kigge
01-08-09, 21:58
I have come across these hotels while doing research for my upcoming trip to Phuket in February, and I am interested in knowing if anyone has stayed at Rayaburi Hotel, and what there experience was?. It looks like a real nice place. Another hotel I am interested in knowing about is the Karon Princess on Karon beach.
Thanks again Jackson for deleting the b.s that was posted by Dashing Don, and his cohort the banned Prov1, who is posting under various ilks in attempts to get me and others to engage in flame wars with them, taking away the value and purpose of the forum.I stayed at Karon Princess 2008-12-25. And it is a good hotel and it is not so big. They do not charger joiner fee and is girl friendly, hade no problem to take girls on the room. But I prefer to stay in Patong. More action on the night.
stayed in two cheap places in kata. the first night at rose inn which was 600baht with air con but no hot water. spent the next few nights at a large hotel/guesthouse behind robert bar that advertises 550baht with hot water but no aircon. pay more for fridge and tv.
a lot of bars in kata have girls but that does not mean they are available. plenty of small bars but you really have to search them for an ok looking one that is prepared to go with you. many just want you to buy drinks.
there is a large area of bars which they call the night bazaar or something but despite hanging there for several nights, no offers of take out. another smaller area of bars had a few doable but the one i liked did not go with customer. others were a little agressive about buying them a drink and i suspected that was the way they emptied your wallet rather than providing any take home fun. there were some falang couples there thinking they were living dangerously. another looker in a smaller bar has a german bf and does not go with customers but the fat ugly ones do.
one of the smaller bars (turn left out of the night bazaar and it is several bars down on left side) called something like the coffee cowboy has an on-site backroom. however, the girls are a bit rough looking. a slightly better one who claimed to be 27 (but probably older) went home with one of the guys i was with with the promise of access all areas. turned out she was very drunk - he said like humping a sack of grain and her ass was looser than her pussy. she coughed up her cookies in the toilet soon after and he turned her loose.
i got lucky in a bar owned by some scandanavian not far from robert bar. she was far from the best lay i ever had and insisted on cbj. charged 1500 per lt which was fine. but she had a cute face and very sweet and gfe so i took her for 2 nights. all the others in the bar were close to retirement.
took a turn in cristin in patong during a rainy afternoon. very professional and reasonably accomodating but most of the chicks were older. went looking for the [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) place that someone mentioned in soi seadragon but no luck.
if you want to be able to practice the hobby in phuket, better to head to patong but that place is far too noisy and crazy for me. a little time spent checking out the other places even beyong kata can net you a longer term provider that is more like a regular gf if that is what you are after. we headed out to another beach beyond kata and kata noi (might have been called lamai or something like that) and met a couple of guys who had scored girls working in a bar there because they are living there for about one month. these girls were really nice looking and good fun but none of them were available in the usual bargirl sense. but you could hang out and score after a few nights, like the two guys we met, while taking in cristin massage in the afternoon to take off the pressure. you would probably need a motorbike to access those kinds of places too.
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Hi All,
Am confirmed coming down to Phuket this February from 20th till 23rd. Will be staying at the Aloha Villa Patong, so if any of you will be kind enough to point me in the direction of freelancers and overnighters are most welcomed. Pricing would be good too.
Advance thanks.
My buddy and I arrived on New Year’s Eve and stayed 7 nights.
BANGLA ROAD AREA
SOI EASY & SOI GONZO
The first 2 sois coming from the beach. A few pool tables but not much else: very few bar-girls, not crowded at all.
SOI CROCODILE
This is the soi where most of the ladyboys hang out. Popular with non-mongering tourists, attracted by the ladyboys show, but low in number of actual bar-girls. Clean toilets though.
SOI ERIC
One of the 2 most popular ones, and possibly my favourite. A good selecion of bar-girls (their tecnique to lure you is foolproof: they jump on you in groups of 5 or 6 and forcibly sit you down), some of which in costumes (students, cowgirls...), music not too loud.
SOI SEA DRAGON
Limited number of bars, no pole-dancing, but has a few go-go bars, including a Suzie Wong
SOI LION
The shortest of all sois, boasted the ugliest and most insistent girls of all Bangla, but also a couple of stunners.
SOI TIGER
Together with soi Eric the best in Patong, and definitely the most crowded one. Plenty of bars and, to my count, at least a dozen of extremely good-looking girls, plus many more above-average ones. This was also the soi where you had the best chance to meet girls who could speak decent English.
DISCOS
Hollywood and Tiger: I must say that, unlike reported in previous posts, I didn’t find these venues worth going if you want to shop for Thai girls. I visited them at different times, but beside a lot of farangs, I never saw more than 3 or 4 girls available, and never a good-looking one.
TaiPan and Baya Beach: didn’t go there much either, but they seemed to be more relaxed places, and popular among couples
Very close to Bangla road there’s Sukhumvit Entertainment complex, a kind of covered soi with bars and pool tables, very handy during the occasional downpour.
Coming from Bangkok where I visited, with great satisfaction, a couple of renowned massage parlours, I didn’t feel like trying any while in Patong.
COSTS and SERVICE
BAR-GIRLS
1000 for short time
1500 for long time
500 / nothing for bar-fine (the later the cheaper)
These are the standard costs suggested in the this thread, and I must say that even in peak season it wasn’t difficoult to stick to them.
The golden rules I learnt here and used to full advantage are:
- even if it is, never say it’s your first time in Patong
- don’t mention a price when you “ask them out”: if they don’t ask, than it becomes implicit that you’ll pay them the standard fare
- if they do ask you how much you’ll pay them, answer “the standard: 1000 short time 1500 long time”
- never ever ask them how much!
I would rate the range of my experiences from very good to ok, but never unsatisfactory.
One girl cried most of the night because she had had a fight with a friend, but then showed me a good time in the morning.
One girl was a short and, would you believe it!, foul mouthed bowling ball who got four pops out of me in a matter of 6 hours.
With one girl who spoke good English I talked most of the night, and actually had an interesting conversation about the hard reality of her life and her desire to leave Thailand.
And with another yet I spent two nights: she was very good the first time, and even better and extremely GF the second one.
GO GO GIRLS
1500 / 2000 for short time
2000 / 2500 for long time
500 for bar-fine
Definitely more expensive than bar-girls, and I had a harder time getting a reasonable price (they begin asking 2500 for short time). Also, you can’t negotiate on the bar-fine. Sure, a lot them are tall, young, and haven’t had a baby yet, but given the experiences my buddy and I had, I would agree with the general rule that go-go girls are worse providers than bar-girls: less passionate and more troublesome.
THE LADYBOYS ISSUE
1 - Ladyboys were everywhere.
Beside their meeting point in Soi Crocodile, there were some working as bartenders, some working as bar-girls, some working the streets. Not counting those who have regular day jobs in stores and restaurants...
2 - Most of them were easy to spot.
The majority are quite obvious (angular face, broad shoulders, too tall...), and I would have argued impossible to mistake them for girls, if I hadn’t seen too many guys walking hand in hand with a very masculine ladyboy at 3 in the morning to believe they all knew who they were taking to their rooms
3 - A limited number were very difficoult to tell.
Those who have had the sex change operation and hormones treatment are harder to recognize. Even if you have read the “identifying transvestites” thread here in the Thailand forum ; )
On one occasion, far from being drunk, only tipsy really, I got very close myself to take one home: he was gorgeous, well shaped limbs, dressed in a skimpy bikini, feminine voice, feminine body language, we talked for about 20 minutes. He was honest, told me the truth once I tried to bar-fine him... maybe I would have realized later, but I can’t say for sure. Damn!, he was that hot!
HOTEL
My Italian buddy found a little, girlfriendly guest house 2 minutes walk from Bangla road: Le Tanjong ( www.visaforthai.com/le-tanjong-house.html , in Italian though). The manager is friendly and helpful, rooms are basic but clean, have in-room safe and air-con, and being located in a soi off the main road it’s also rather quiet. 1600 baht in peak season.
CIALIS
Upon asking my hotel manager, he pointed to a pharmacy where, he assured me, they would only sell the real stuff. Once there, the pharmacist asked me if I wished to purchase what he called “the original” or “the copy”. He added that the copy wasn’t necessarily a fake, but that he didn’t guarantee the effect. Cost for the original: 2600 baht. Cost for the copy: 1800. Oh well, I went for the original (which does work).
BEACHES
I visited a fair number of the beaches on the east coast of the island.
Kata, Karon, Kamala and Bangtao are nice, but nothing spectacular: very long and crowded by too many non-mongering tourists who, IMHO, spend their time and money on the wrong hotels in the wrong island.
Patong can be fun for side activities and for striking conversation with the odd australian cutie.
I did not visit Surin, which is apparently nice.
Finally, I went to Leamsing, which is very nice, and feels like Thailand for a change.
TRANSPORTATIONS
If you are staying in Patong, I see no reason to risk your life renting a motorbike: taxis and tuk tuks have standardized, published fares for most destinations on the island. Nearly all beaches can be reached with 200 to 500 baht
FINAL CONSIDERATIONS
I really enjoyed my time in Patong, and definitely recommend it. The quality of girls and the variety of venues and services offered in Bangkok is certainly higher, but the fun factor of all those bar-girls can’t be discounted, and assuming you go to Phuket not just for mongering but also for a vacation, than that place strikes a great balance.
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UrbanWildlife
01-17-09, 00:50
Thanks Ryo Saeba for a very well written and informative post!. Since I will be making my first trip to Phuket in a couple of weeks, your info. will be very helpful, especially so since there is not much current information on this thread.
Again a big thank you to you for taking the time to share your experiences!
You have to go very late, like 2:00AM, to the Discos, and there are plenty of girls. I mean TONS of em! This is were they all go as the Beer bars close down.
[QUOTE=Ryo Saeba]
DISCOS
Hollywood and Tiger: I must say that, unlike reported in previous posts, I didn’t find these venues worth going if you want to shop for Thai girls. I visited them at different times, but beside a lot of farangs, I never saw more than 3 or 4 girls available, and never a good-looking one.
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You have to go very late, like 2:00AM, to the Discos, and there are plenty of girls. I mean TONS of em! This is were they all go as the Beer bars close down.Mmhhh. Maybe it had something to do with peak season, or the somewhat lower than usual number of tourists in Patong (the locals told us), because my buddy and I went to those discos together, separate, alone and with girls, at various times from 11pm to 3. 30 am, but never saw the amount of talent you and others mention. Anyway, going there to check out for themselves won't cost anyone any time, since all those clubs are located along Bangla rd!
Not to be argumentative.
When I was there in October (slow season) Hollywood had groups from the various BeerBars (you could recognize them from their bars and the ones who work together hung out together). As I spent some time w/ a regular from Hawaii bar Soi Eric, I got to know the girls there and at the bars close by. They all went to the discos late after BB's closing.
At Tiger I was w/ my regular 3 nights and wow every walk to the bathroom I would get grabed by several girls! Quite enjoyable.
Maybe things have changed????
Or maybe there is a new Disco???????????????
Mmhhh. Maybe it had something to do with peak season, or the somewhat lower than usual number of tourists in Patong (the locals told us), because my buddy and I went to those discos together, separate, alone and with girls, at various times from 11pm to 3. 30 am, but never saw the amount of talent you and others mention. Anyway, going there to check out for themselves won't cost anyone any time, since all those clubs are located along Bangla rd!
Belmont, feel free to disagree, I assure you I won't take it personally! As long as we exchange info and opinions in a polite manner, it's all for the betterment of the forum.
There's something I forgot to include in my report, but that I feel is worth mentioning: in this thread has been said that long time lasts until about 8 in the morning. In my personal experience, every time I took a girl long time (5 times) I was the one who had to ask her to leave around 11am. And my accomodation wasn't the Mandarin Oriental.
El Frances
01-19-09, 21:56
Very good report which shows that newbies don't necessarily need to be fooled. I would agree with most of it.
Some additional comments
On Tiger Disco: many girls there who may look like pretty girls if you don't look closely. A real pretty girl is still a pretty when she's naked and the light is on. Obviously no more than a handfull of girls in this disco (and others) can pass this test.
On Cialis : you can get real C for down to 2100/2000, but you need to spend time to find the cheap providers. They can quote up to 2800. I had a supplier for 2000 on the beach road but they are closed down now!
Very good report which shows that newbies don't necessarily need to be fooled. I would agree with most of it.Well, thanks for the compliment. I feel I also should be thanking you: most of the precious info that helped me getting started in Patong I got it from your posts!
Why would it be that the freelance places in Phuket(discos) are sooo bad, Yet they are the feeding ground for many in Pattaya(Lucifer Insomnia, and Marine 1, 2 and 3) and Bankok (Nana hotel Disco, Bamboo, Thermae coffee shop) Where do you meet girls in Phuket?
IMHO the discos offer a great value as the girls have left thier place of regular employment(BB's, Go-Go's) and are more desperate because it's getting late. Add no bar fines! Also many younger girls have discovered they don't need to work in a BBar or Go-Go, they can just go the the discos for 1 or 2 hrours and find a client.
Maybe some recent travelers haven't found much at Tiger Disco, but less then a handfull doable!!! I am shocked! Where do you find girls?
But I do believe you need to hang out late and move around.
[QUOTE=El Frances]
Some additional comments
On Tiger Disco: many girls there who may look like pretty girls if you don't look closely. A real pretty girl is still a pretty when she's naked and the light is on. Obviously no more than a handfull of girls in this disco (and others) can pass this test.
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Fifty Fifty
01-21-09, 06:41
There's something I forgot to include in my report, but that I feel is worth mentioning: in this thread has been said that long time lasts until about 8 in the morning. In my personal experience, every time I took a girl long time (5 times) I was the one who had to ask her to leave around 11am. And my accomodation wasn't the Mandarin Oriental.
Same goes for me, however if I do manage to get a little cracker, Short Time averages around 2 days and long can be as much as 5 if we get on well. I do not stay at the Mandarin either !!!
Cheers, FF
Bro, you come here oso quiet quiet at MAL FR huh ? No good you :D
I will be there early than you...next week. Let me do the walking and let you know later but no promise, coz I go with HM :D :D
Hi All,
Am confirmed coming down to Phuket this February from 20th till 23rd. Will be staying at the Aloha Villa Patong, so if any of you will be kind enough to point me in the direction of freelancers and overnighters are most welcomed. Pricing would be good too.
Advance thanks.
El Frances
01-21-09, 20:45
Well, thanks for the compliment. I feel I also should be thanking you: most of the precious info that helped me getting started in Patong I got it from your posts!
Well! At least I've been usefull to someone in my life!
El Frances
01-21-09, 20:59
Why would it be that the freelance places in Phuket(discos) are sooo bad, Yet they are the feeding ground for many in Pattaya(Lucifer Insomnia, and Marine 1, 2 and 3) and Bankok (Nana hotel Disco, Bamboo, Thermae coffee shop) Where do you meet girls in Phuket?
IMHO the discos offer a great value as the girls have left thier place of regular employment(BB's, Go-Go's) and are more desperate because it's getting late. Add no bar fines! Also many younger girls have discovered they don't need to work in a BBar or Go-Go, they can just go the the discos for 1 or 2 hrours and find a client.
Maybe some recent travelers haven't found much at Tiger Disco, but less then a handfull doable!!! I am shocked! Where do you find girls?
But I do believe you need to hang out late and move around.
Well, first, for some reason, Phuket is the priviledged destination for second-class girls (usually old) who try (and sometimes succeed) to get first-class prices. Discos are not worse than other places in Phuket. I personnaly attribute it to the large share of more or less standard tourists who have no idea of how an asian pretty girl looks like and how much to pay. Pattaya offers a much better price/quality ratio. Personnaly, I always found pretty girls for the standard price in Phuket (1000 ST/1500 LT), but it has always been a time-consuming exercise. If you just pick-up the next girl who is at hand, you will probably end up with a second-class girl and mayube also with a first-class price. Currently I have a semi-regular in Phuket (semi-regular means I'm not stupid enough to send her money every month). If it weren't for that (and also for the nice beach), I probably wouldn't go any more to Phuket. I went to Pattaya in September and mongering there is much better than in Phuket. Too bad the sea is so dirty and there's too many creeps there.
El Frances
01-21-09, 21:04
Hi All,
Am confirmed coming down to Phuket this February from 20th till 23rd. Will be staying at the Aloha Villa Patong, so if any of you will be kind enough to point me in the direction of freelancers and overnighters are most welcomed. Pricing would be good too.
Advance thanks.
RTFF!
Click on my name, click find more post... and read my faq in a previous post from november 2007.
I still like the discos, but you make some good points! I also prefer Pattaya, but prefer the beaches and islands around phuket.
Well, first, for some reason, Phuket is the priviledged destination for second-class girls (usually old) who try (and sometimes succeed) to get first-class prices. Discos are not worse than other places in Phuket. I personnaly attribute it to the large share of more or less standard tourists who have no idea of how an asian pretty girl looks like and how much to pay. Pattaya offers a much better price/quality ratio. Personnaly, I always found pretty girls for the standard price in Phuket (1000 ST/1500 LT), but it has always been a time-consuming exercise. If you just pick-up the next girl who is at hand, you will probably end up with a second-class girl and mayube also with a first-class price. Currently I have a semi-regular in Phuket (semi-regular means I'm not stupid enough to send her money every month). If it weren't for that (and also for the nice beach), I probably wouldn't go any more to Phuket. I went to Pattaya in September and mongering there is much better than in Phuket. Too bad the sea is so dirty and there's too many creeps there.
Darmstadter
01-26-09, 07:50
I have been to Phuket 2 years in a row now, both times during the week of Thanksgving here in the states. This is my first trip report even though I've been a monger for over 20 years and did'nt even realize it that this was a hobby.
I just found this website last week as I was doing some research on my trip next week to Panama.
I love Phuket. Plane and simple. Last year I stayed at safari beach hotel and last month I stayed at Poppa Palace hotel. Both are right in the middle of all the action, and I never left more than a 3 or 4 block radius of the hotels the whole time I was there.
There are so many side soi's that one must check out other than Bangla rd.
The best chica's I have meet have come from these hidden bars.
They are all over, but you must be adventourous.
I like Phuket much more that Bangkok. I never spend more than $5 to $10 per day on food as I always eat from the street vendors. Never been sick yet.
I can't wait to get back to Phuket this coming fall.
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El Frances
02-05-09, 17:34
Hi!
Currently not so many tourists in Phuket for high season. It seems people are still afraid to be stuck in airport for days and did not show up this year. Hotels are far from being overbooked, as well as girls! Plenty of girls available. If you want to come, it should be easy to find a ticket and an hotel room.
Apart from that, same type of girls as usual. I met a few nice girls above my usual age range, but with wet pussies to compensate for age. I will try to find more time to report.
Inflation is going on, my favorite soup provider after disco has increased farang price from 40 THB to 50 THB! And girl's price is harder to negotiate because they have less revenues than expected at this time of the year.
Hi!
Currently not so many tourists in Phuket for high season. It seems people are still afraid to be stuck in airport for days and did not show up this year. Hotels are far from being overbooked, as well as girls! Plenty of girls available. If you want to come, it should be easy to find a ticket and an hotel room.
Apart from that, same type of girls as usual. I met a few nice girls above my usual age range, but with wet pussies to compensate for age. I will try to find more time to report.
Inflation is going on, my favorite soup provider after disco has increased farang price from 40 THB to 50 THB! And girl's price is harder to negotiate because they have less revenues than expected at this time of the year.I am presently in Phuket (Patong Beach) for a 5 day holiday. I have not been here since the tsunami in 2004. Generalizing, I find the prices approximately 20% higher than Bangkok where I have lived for the last 2 years. However, if you like seafood, it is relatively inexpensive. As for girls, your negotiating skills will make the difference. Granted I speak Thai, but the last 2 nights I have had 2 stunners for 500 Baht. I bit better than either Bankok or Pattaya.
Never even been to Thailand yet...April coming up quick :)
I want to play in Bankok and Patyaya a week or two, but spend most of my days in Phuket. Just for the beaches I have seen online.
How is the weather in Mid April-May? Need a windbreaker/cover for rain, or ?
Plan on packing a light bag for travel and would apricate the tips.
Also how hard is it to find a 18ish eye candy to keep on your arm, swim with, for a week and play with in the evening? (sort of GFE I supose) rather than the nightly quickie that I would get in Pataya.
Any favorite cottages that one can sugest?
Feel free to PM me. Can also trade some contacts for UAE if you are ever in the area.
Thank you!
Been asked to visit Phuket at the end of the month though don't see anything her about Karon or Kata beaches? Any reports from anyone? Cheers!
Been asked to visit Phuket at the end of the month though don't see anything her about Karon or Kata beaches? Any reports from anyone? Cheers!Actually, if you go one page back there's a report by Simian called "Kata beach".
After three dry seasons living a monastic life on an island in southern Thailand, I finally made a sojourn to Phuket. My main mission was to visit an old bar girl friend from Soi 33, along with a sub-plot of having a little fun away from the "Mrs." Getting there was easy. It was a non-eventful ferryboat ride from Koh Lanta with a short stopover in Koh Phi Phi. Caught a moto-si taxi (250 baht) from the ferry port to Patong town, and checked into a very comfortable 1300 baht room at Le Tan Jong House, which a fellow ISG member had recommended.
About 9pm, I moseyed over to the bar where my friend works on Bangla Rd. -- the Stockholm Bar on Soi Lion -- barfined her and her bartender "sister," and went to dinner at Baa Buakao Restaurant on Soi Patong Tower. We had an excellent meal washed down with a couple of bottles of wine. As we were the last customers, the owner bought us a round of brandies and sat and talked with us about her business. By then it was midnight and we wandered back to Soi Lion. It was quite funny walking arm-in-arm with two very tipsy Thai women -- one a very petite Isaan spinner and the other a zaftig Chaing Rai beauty -- weaving our way through the scene on Bangla Rd.
Back at the Stockholm Bar...things were hoppin'. There were about a half dozen coyote dancers workin' it hard on top of the bar and the liquor was flowing. Quite the scene on Soi Lion where the working girls outnumbered customers by about 2.5:1. I would definitely check this spot out late night while in Patong if nothing else but for the girls dancing.
I took my little drunk spinner friend back to the guesthouse around 1am, and honestly don't remember much else until the morning when we revisited old ground together on a very comfortable bed. After a half-hearted romp down Memory Lane, I went out early to see Patong, find some strong coffee, and snap a few photos. I let the little gal sleep until 1pm (still a little early to wake up a bar girl).
Patong is a three ring circus, both day and night. Seems that there's at least one or two of every strange creature there -- the Noah's Ark of mankind. All in all, for a quiet island dweller like myself, the first 20 or so hours was very entertaining. Lots of pretty women (Thai and others flavors), good food, an entertaining beach scene, and of course, 24/7 mongering on tap...all with an ocean view of India! (...to be continued)
...all with an ocean view of India!I posted the meat of Part 2 in the Bangkok Thread here: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=846831&postcount=5194
It seemed to fit well enough with a discussion of taking women from bars with no intention of having sex.
In the end, a little over 36 hours in Patong proved to be entertaining, fun and tiring...as the good life should be! It was nice to get back to the quiet island pace, though.
You can see more pics from the trip here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/th_fashion/
Snow Koala
02-14-09, 09:13
Anyone meet this girl, Nan, before 2003 in Soi Gonzo?
El Frances
02-17-09, 15:27
Never even been to Thailand yet...April coming up quick :)
Also how hard is it to find a 18ish eye candy to keep on your arm, swim with, for a week and play with in the evening? (sort of GFE I supose) rather than the nightly quickie that I would get in Pataya.
Thank you!
In Phuket it's no problem, but it will be most probably a 28ish!
Trashcanman77
02-22-09, 10:53
Can anyone recommend a girl-friendly 5* hotel?
As many regular Phuket travelers already know - there is an airport taxi mafia established at the Phuket International airport for years now.
Get your luggage, get out of the airport building, ignore all mafiosi who want to sell taxi trips. The price to Patong they ask for is usually 650 THB.
Turn right at the exit of the terminal, and you will find a taxi "meter" stand. Get registered there, the ladies will organize the taxi for you. Before you enter the taxi - check the meter and insist that the driver charge you based on the taxi meter.
I went there, got registered, entered the taxi - and the driver did not switch on the meter. I looked at him and asked him to switch on the meter. He asked me for 550 THB for the trip to Patong. I said: "Meter!" He tried it once more, and I asked him politely to go back to the taxi station ... he then switched on the meter and drove to Patong.
The fee to Patong was around THB 300.00 .
Giotto
Besides all the taxi problems.
Patong is a shithole. Don't go there.
Giotto
Stiffoak 571
02-22-09, 22:10
Can anyone recommend a girl-friendly 5* hotel?Not aware of one - presumably you mean in Patong - certainly know that the Holiday Inn isnt gf
The fee to Patong was around THB 300.00 .
I usually go by mini-bus.
It's 150 baht and IMHO okay.
Cheers!
UrbanWildlife
02-23-09, 12:18
Can anyone recommend a girl-friendly 5* hotel?
I am in Phuket right now and I would highly recommend to you the Rayaburi hotel. www.rayaburiphuket.com I am in a deluxe room. The rooms are small but the service is excellent, along with the location, and the cleanliness. You also get complimentry wi fi, and breakfast. It is a boutique hotel but the amenities are first class. There is not a better restaurant around than the one at this hotel. In my book it cannot be beat. 2900 baht a night is the rate I got. I might add that it is a new hotel so very few taxi drivers even know where it is located. FYI it is a 10 minute walk to Bangla Rd, and a great walk at that passing all the action along the way, and it is about a block and half from the beach. I might add that they do charge a 1000 baht charge for a girl brought back to your room, unless she was registered at the time of checkin.
Has anyone tried the Ibis or the Mercure? Accor hotels has a supersale right now that offers rooms at these higher end hotels very cheaply.
Anyone know if they are GF?
Snow Koala
02-24-09, 03:09
I always stay at the C & N Hotel (not resort). Good room rates, clean, close to Tai Pan disco, GF friendly but no pool.
Snow
El Frances
02-24-09, 09:17
I am in Phuket right now and I would highly recommend to you the Rayaburi hotel. www.rayaburiphuket.com I am in a deluxe room. The rooms are small but the service is excellent, along with the location, and the cleanliness. You also get complimentry wi fi, and breakfast. It is a boutique hotel but the amenities are first class. There is not a better restaurant around than the one at this hotel. In my book it cannot be beat. 2900 baht a night is the rate I got. I might add that it is a new hotel so very few taxi drivers even know where it is located. FYI it is a 10 minute walk to Bangla Rd, and a great walk at that passing all the action along the way, and it is about a block and half from the beach. I might add that they do charge a 1000 baht charge for a girl brought back to your room, unless she was registered at the time of checkin.
What a bargain!
Stiffoak 571
02-24-09, 22:05
What a bargain!I think ISG members should boycott any hotel that charges a Joiner fee - all that happened last year at the Salathai was they had a book entitled "Joiner Book" (very imaginative!!) and the girls had to write their details and hand over the ID cards - actually pretty good protection for us should anything go wrong.
I spent three nights in Patong last week – my first trip there. While amusing for a couple of days, it’s really not my kind of place – way to crowded, way too many westerners, and besides the Thai girls all over, you would never know that you are in Thailand.
I stayed at a place named the Impiana. It is right on the beach and they had pretty good last minute rates. Knowing that I would have guests, I booked a room for two and was informed at check in, after they inquired where the second person was, that there is a 2000 baht fee for guests! I thougt WTF. I questioned this, said I was paying for two guests, and what does it matter. The day manager quickly made a note in my booking that I would be allowed free guests. After this there was no problem. He also gave me a free 60 minute massage coupon for their spa. If you must stay in Patong and have a little extra money, the Impiana is a beach front oasis in the middle of the Patong madness. Just be ready to challenge the guest fee at check-in.
About the ladies – there are many. It actually gets a little old. And I think that the quality is below Bangkok. After my first day there I ran across this posting: http://www.internationalsexguide. Info/forum/showpost.php? P=836411&postcount=1683 and I have to say that I think it is spot on, although I did have some luck in the Tiger disco.
I enjoyed Soi Tiger the most. Picked up a girl from one of the go go bars, she wasn’t dancing. She was a lot of fun but wasn’t as good as the girl I met at the disco. 500 bar fine and 1500 baht. Stayed long enough for me to get my fill, send her home, and get some good sleep.
Went to the Tiger disco around midnight Saturday and it was pretty full – probably 2.3 guys for every girl, and some of the girls looked good. With a little effort I was able to score one for a couple of drinks and 1500 baht. She was great (no a-service but everything else), and like a few other Thai girls I met on this trip, she kissed my butt as if it were something special. What is it with Thai girls and that, not that I'm complaining! She visited me the next day too.
There was a USA Navy ship in port while I was there. The guys were behaving much better than I expected. Just bunch of drinking and nothing overly rowdy. I did see a couple of drunk Navy girls climb up on stage and dance with the Thai girls. The poor USA Girls looked so bad compared to the Thai's. Reminded me of what I have to look forward to back home.
3 nights in Patong was plenty. Personally, I’d rather be in BKK or if I want beaches, go elsewhere. Certainly not a place for a "beach vacation", unless you want to be wall to wall with many other people.
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UrbanWildlife
02-25-09, 13:43
Besides all the taxi problems.
Patong is a shithole. Don't go there.
GiottoI am going to give a different perspective on what Giotto, whom I did meet in Phuket shared with you, and presently I am still in Phuket. I have found Phuket to be a great place, as it offers so many things for those that want to actually get out and move around a little bit. I will also try to incorporate more of my experiences in a longer report if and when I get around to writing it.
I really like Phuket because of all the opportunities it offers. Since I have been here, I rented a motorbike, and have been from one side of the island to the other on several occasions. I have been to every shopping market you can probably find here. Renting the motorbike has provided me an opportunity to see all the beauty of the island. I have seen elephants out in the middle of no-where walking across the road with no humans insight. I have seen many outstanding art galleries perched up along the roads. The scenery that Phuket offers is breathtaking. I have found so many beautiful beaches that make the beaches around Karon and Patong look like garbage. In the last couple of days, I have jet skied, para sailed, and today I actually bungy jumped. I also went and visited the big white Budda which was really amazing to see. I took the motorbike and went and saw a waterfall. I had a tour to the Similan Islands to snorkel and see some of the beautiful corals and fish imaginable. I have ate and shopped in many little villages I ran into while cruising down the road on the motorbike.
In Patong itself, I have enjoyed numerous massages of all types, met some great Thai people, enjoyed the beautiful hotel I am staying at. I have enjoyed people watching, checking out the endless amount of restaurants, sampling different items of Thai food, as well as enjoying the fresh seafood. The city is full of bars of all types, as it is much more than Bangla Rd. Once you reach the end of the road that goes to Karon, you will see a side street that is a shopping complex and bar area. It has about 50 or more outside little bars with girls just dying to meet you. There is so much more than I have wrote above, but I am hoping to write a field report of my total experience in Thailand so I will close this post for now, and add to it when I decide to write the larger report.
My point in pointing out a different view than Giottos, is to let you all know that to enjoy Phuket to the fullest, you have to rent a motorbike, and venture out of Bangla Road to see all the beauty this beautiful paradise offers, beyond the girls who you will find yourself hard to escape from. For those that do not know how to ride, no need to worry, as these motorbikes are automatic, so you just have to get on, hit the gas and away you go. It is 7:30 pm so that means it is time to end this post and go see some great live music at a bar called the 2 Black Sheep, and watch the beautiful girls walk by heading to work on Bangla Rd.
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What a bargain!I just returned yesterday from Phuket. There is a relatively new hotel there, the Ibis Erawan in back of the road that goes pass Graceland in north Patong. It was immaculately clean with a very enthusiastic staff (and no joiner charge) for 1030 Baht/night which included breakfast. If you look at today's online Bangkok Post you can click on an ad by Accor Hotels, which owns the Ibis and get this same hotel at 700 Baht/night from April-July. If you want a nice, clean, safe, secure hotel a 3 minute walk from the beach, and about 8 minute walk to Bangla, check it out.
Have any of you guys tried the Stoney Monday Oasis Hotel? Any advice on it?
Fifty Fifty
02-28-09, 12:39
A report on my first and probably last visit to Phuket.
Stayed 10 nights in Patong at the relatively new Boutique Rayaburi Hotel, good rates and an excellent restaurant, however a few teething troubles with internet and water systems from time to time, overall, very comfortable, but not at all GF. Joiner Fee of 1000 Baht plus Documents, ID etc.
I was with my Girlfriend and we had a great time, especially in the large rooftop jacuzzi, which we had to ourselves most days. We did get a few visits from other hotel guests, pretending to look around, but keen to see her in a different Wicked Weasel Bikini every day :)
Rented a decent bike from a guy on the seafront - Honda 400 Transalp, a bit bigger and faster than the run-of-the-mill scooter types. Cost was a reasonable 500 baht/day for 8 days.
We spent a lot of time out and about sightseeing round the island, but most nights were up and down Bangla Rd and surrounding area, having fun. My girl is very open-minded and likes to see the eye-candy at work just as much as I do.
In fact the highlights of our visit was meeting up with fellow monger 'UrbanWildlife' and going out hunting the Wildlife with him. My girl loved the bar and bar fine scene and was happy to give her opinion on the good, bad and often ugly too.
My GF and I always ate on the main street, choosing a different 'budget style' restaurant most nights and then we would meet up with UrbanW and go hopping around the small bars, both on Bangla and further down in the Market where there are literally hundreds of the tiny 'round' shacks set up each with different music, beer offers and assorted girls.
Personally the whole place is just too crowded, but it was fun to watch the 'first time fools' enjoying the scene just as much as we were, but obviously being ripped off and paying more for it.
Delving deeper into the Bangla Go-Gos and Beer bars revealed an assortment of bars playing loud music with plenty of girls, found some excellent lookers in the 50:50 class too. However the Bar Fine situation was somewhat odd, having been previously used to BKK etc where you BF a girl and get her out of the bar for the night, paying her whatever tip is required.
Here in some bars we found that you can barfine at 500 baht, but if before 12 midnight, you can only keep the girl for 1 hour at a further cost of 2K baht, then she must return to the bar. After Midnight, the BF is the same, but you can keep her all night - Just another rip-off in my opinion.
We did find a decent Skooly Dancer type bar where we could BF at 600 all night from about 10 pm onwards, not bad considering the competition around. With a girl in tow we set off for other bars and to let her show us more of the sights of Patong, however all was not good. She took us to another small bar in Tiger area, on the pretence of us all meeting one of her friends. After a few drinks at this place, we rumbled the rip-off, the bar was charging Lady Drinks Prices of 170 baht for the girl we had brought in, my mate was less than impressed and so we left.
On the whole Patong is a small area chock full of every different type of girl or boy that a man could require, plus thousands of visiting ex-pats often with wives or Girlfriends showing a little too much Pork at times. Of course I was happy that my 50:50 Girlfriend likes to show off the flesh, but doesnt carry any extra weight like some of the Whales we observed both on the beach and in Bangla particularly. It was actually scary to see how some guys can walk around displaying the fact that they are married to a monster when all around are thai babes gagging for their cash. Phuket is definitely a single mans type of place, just like the rest of Thailand, unless one is lucky enough to have a girlfriend like mine who enjoys the Go-Go type bar scene as much as me.
Drink prices were on the whole not bad - you get what you pay for. In the average bar with girls, expect to pay minimum 80 baht for a small Singha, or you could sit in Bangla with the row of miserable cheapskate ex-pats in the 50 baht beer bars. Go-Gos with plenty of girls charge 100 upwards - take your pick. There are also the odd rip off joints on Bangla which charge 180 baht to sit outside with a Singha and then a further 10 Baht to have a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) and get rid of the beer.
Hollywood Disco was interesting - Considering my GF got mistaken for a Thai everywhere we went, here was no exception and she got a free Lady Drink voucher as we all walked in. Music was good, beers were expensive, but the place was full of freelancers all selling their wares. My advice would be to avoid the Barfine routine and go here for a decent girl, if there are any at all, this is the place to find one.
When I am alone, my favourite method of hunting is in the daytime, trying it on with shop girls and waitresses, lining them up for a night out later. Just like the rest of Thailand, Patong did not disappoint in this and I found many willing to chat-me up or give that little 'yes please' look or smile, even when I was with my girl too. On the odd occasion I went out alone, there was no end of offers, and I particularly liked the Family Mart area of the northern seafront near to the Russian Restaurant. Plenty of girls/boys of all types outside, each with a different offer or method of attracting attention, but also including the old 'you like massage' routine too. One to remember was a certain older LadyBoy who stood outside the shop and opened up his handbag to reveal a fair sized strap-on which he then proceeded to demonstrate his BJ skills on, informing everyone it was 'Happy Hour' whilst the ex-pats and wives looked on horrified. Needless to say, I showed no interest, preferring the tiny little 'real' girl next to him with her skinny arse eating the smallest pair of shorts I have ever seen. She wanted 5K Baht ST but dropped to 2K LT after a bit of discussion and when I laughed loud enough for others to understand what was going on. I should have whipped her off to a short time hotel, but thats not my scene, ST for me is usually around 2 days and even though I know my Girlfriend might not mind too much, I didnt think the hotel would put up with that. Maybe next time??
On the whole Patong is vibrant, dirty and expensive. The rest of Phuket was nice to see and maybe better by night, but IMHO there are plenty of better places in LOS to spend my time and baht.
Highlight of the visit was meeting up with UrbanW and hopping the many bars, however we wont be going back to Phuket too soon.
Cheers, FF
Stiffoak 571
02-28-09, 18:05
What 55 proves in his report is that:
a) Patong is very diverse in its choice of entertainment.
b) it's impossible to name anywhere very clearly all the bars on the sois blur after awhile, but entertaining read!
ZacapaGold
02-28-09, 18:31
Does anyone have experience with http://www.angelsphuket.com/?
Thanks
ZacapaGold
02-28-09, 18:53
Does anybody have any experience with http://www.angelsphuket.com/
Thanks
Does anybody have any experience with http://www.angelsphuket.com/
Thanks
Zacapagold - no experience, with it, but looks pretty intriguing. Of course, also very pricy. Maybe some of the same girls are available as FL? For example, I was struck by the resemblance between the "angel" named Da, and the girl whose photo appears in this report:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=851749&postcount=1718
Fifty Fifty
03-02-09, 06:44
Does anybody have any experience with http://www.angelsphuket.com/
Thanks
No Experience and probably never will have. I simply cannot see the point of using a website like this to 'secure' an adult holiday.
Having paid so much, what if the villa or the girl doesnt meet your expectations - how does one claim a refund just because she didnt ring your bell as required. The website recognises that all will not be compatible and allows you to change your girl, however asks for a period of notice first. In other words you will be stuck with her as long as they want.
Much simpler option, book a decent GF Hotel and get out on the streets and bars, armed with all your ISG Info and if possible a knowlegeable Wingman, find a girl. If compatible, take her for the duration of your stay, and enjoy the time in Phuket.
If it doesnt work out, change girl, hotel or location until it does.
Whatever you do, it will cost significantly less than this 'package'.
There is enough info on ISG for us all to not require 'purpose built package tours' such as this.
There is also the question of 'legality' as this is most definitley organised prostitution in every sense of the word. You will look good in court presented with all the evidence that the site freely offers. Impossible to say you didnt know what you were paying for in this case.
Give it a miss, do it yourself for less and probably much safer.
Cheers, FF
Just had a fascinating read of the recent reports here...
I'm going to Phuket to holiday with my family shortly. I will almost certainly be kept on a very tight leash, but just supposing I was able to go exploring for a couple of hours, where would be the best place to go? I am much more likely to be able to get out in the morning / mid-day, and I would be looking for a guaranteed good time for an hour. I certainly won't be going out for an evening on my own. Tulips in BKK which opens at 10.30am has been my saviour on more than one occasion... Is there anything similar in Phuket? My plan is to hire a bike to escape from my friend's villa, but not sure of it's exact location yet.
Any thoughts / suggestions gratefully received.
UrbanWildlife
03-02-09, 14:13
Just had a fascinating read of the recent reports here...
I'm going to Phuket to holiday with my family shortly. I will almost certainly be kept on a very tight leash, but just supposing I was able to go exploring for a couple of hours, where would be the best place to go? I am much more likely to be able to get out in the morning / mid-day, and I would be looking for a guaranteed good time for an hour. I certainly won't be going out for an evening on my own. Tulips in BKK which opens at 10.30am has been my saviour on more than one occasion... Is there anything similar in Phuket? My plan is to hire a bike to escape from my friend's villa, but not sure of it's exact location yet.
Any thoughts / suggestions gratefully received.Just walk down any of the main streets in Phuket, and every other step you will have girls speaking out to you, "massage, massage". You see someone you like, put your negotiation skills to work for whatever you are looking for.
Fifty Fifty
03-02-09, 17:08
Just had a fascinating read of the recent reports here...
Tulips in BKK which opens at 10.30am has been my saviour on more than one occasion... Is there anything similar in Phuket? My plan is to hire a bike to escape from my friend's villa, but not sure of it's exact location yet.
Any thoughts / suggestions gratefully received.
And there you have your answer - Plenty of MPs on almost every street in every town in Phuket. It will be very easy to find one offering exactly what you require and remember to ride home to the family carefully.
Going rate for Full Service in a good main street MP two weeks ago was 800 THB Total, thats 300 for the massage and the rest for 'extras'
Cheers, FF
And there you have your answer - Plenty of MPs on almost every street in every town in Phuket. It will be very easy to find one offering exactly what you require and remember to ride home to the family carefully.
Going rate for Full Service in a good main street MP two weeks ago was 800 THB Total, thats 300 for the massage and the rest for 'extras'
Cheers, FFOK, OK. I feel that I just asked a very stupid question... :-) So thank you for your answers.
Please indulge me with one point - what is the earliest in the morning that one could reasonably expect to find an open MP? There will be a lot fewer questions asked about a morning absence...
Stiffoak 571
03-02-09, 23:36
OK, OK. I feel that I just asked a very stupid question... :-) So thank you for your answers.
Please indulge me with one point - what is the earliest in the morning that one could reasonably expect to find an open MP? There will be a lot fewer questions asked about a morning absence...Very early. Most things like the shops won't open until after 10 but by midday the MPs will be open. Some on Sawatdirak down Beach Road on the top near Jungceylon and whole wedge of them on Kep Sub connecting the Beach Road with Rat Uthit or there's Christins think that opens at 12.
El Frances
03-03-09, 12:11
Does anybody have any experience with http://www.angelsphuket.com/
Thanks
I agree with other brothers on this question. Who needs such a service in Phuket! You can pick-up friendly girls anywhere anytime. Of course, it's a package for suckers!
I checked their package 7 seven days for 2800/2920 $ and made my own calculation if you do everything by yourself
7 days good quality hotel 7*3000= 21000 THB
7 days girl 7*2000 = 14000 THB
Tours around 3000 THB
Airport limousine 1100 THB
Total 38100 THB, which is max 1100 $ Even if you choose more luxury hotel options, the price doesn't compare with 2900 $! During low season, accomodation will cost you half-price from my calculation.
Fifty Fifty
03-04-09, 04:16
Please indulge me with one point - what is the earliest in the morning that one could reasonably expect to find an open MP? There will be a lot fewer questions asked about a morning absence...
I am not one for being up early, unless we are still in bed of course :) , however saw the one MP down from my hotel in Soi Sawatdirak getting ready to open around 10 am most days.
As with everywhere in LOS, service is available 24/7. You could find an MP that you like the look of, choose a nice girl and make a reservation for an early service next day. I am sure they will open up to accommodate you, and the girls will of course do likewise !!
Cheers, FF
Anyone meet this girl, Nan, before 2003 in Soi Gonzo?
I met her in August 2008. She was quite friendly!
Anyone meet this girl, Nan, before 2003 in Soi Gonzo?
I met her around August 2008. Really friendly!
I've been reading like crazy, but Phuket and Patong have so many places. Does anybody have experience with the Yorkshire Hotel?
Seems like it offers a variety of rooms (I'm cheap, my buddy likes 1st Class), pool, restaurant, good internet, close to the action of Bangla Rd, no joiner fees, etc.
Anything I'm missing? Does anybody have experience at Yorkshire Hotel?
We'll be there from 3/18 til 3/25 or so. Drinks will be on me.
Dan
Just returned to my Andaman island hideaway from a few days excursion to Patong. The Phuket weather was great...hot in the day, nice and cool'ish in the morning and evening.
Patong Beach is crawling right now with nasty young Isaan girls -- all looking to make a baht or ten thousand before low season hits next month. It's about 1500 baht for the bus ride back to Khon Kaen. PM me if you'd like to see some of the talent on my Flickr **fashion_thai** page.
I never made it to Bangla Rd. this trip as I was busy having some fun with a BG I met last time. I wasn't really in monger mode, but I did see a very pretty girl at my friend's bar who looked like she would be nice company for a few hours, or a long evening (pics attached). She was young (21), fresh and very friendly.
One interesting aspect of the Patong street scene is that some of the farang women dress a lot sleazier than the nastiest of the bar girls (katoies included). Must be a female (she-male) competition thing?
Watching the faces on the matronly farang women as they walk by the girls out touting in front of the bars is classic. The cuckolded men in tow are comical, too, as they try to hide their sideways glances at the coo'ing ladies of the night. All in all, if nothing else, it's cheap entertainment for a short time, and beats sitting at home with the Mrs. watching Thai soap operas.
On the fast fun front -- I found a nice BMW R1200GS motorbike to rent down on the beach. Not cheap to hire, but they are very dear to purchase here in the LOS. I may go back and rent it for a fast spin up the twisty road to Ranong, next time!
For anyone living here, or for anyone else giving the slightest crap:
The Phuket airport parking franchise has been sold to some money grubbing Bangkok ass wipes. Parking fees have just gone from 50 Baht a day (flat rate) to 200+ Baht a day. There goes the neighborhood.
Dammit I hate taxis. Freakin pisser. TIT
Stiffoak 571
03-13-09, 22:32
I've been reading like crazy, but Phuket and Patong have so many places. Does anybody have experience with the Yorkshire Hotel?
Seems like it offers a variety of rooms (I'm cheap, my buddy likes 1st Class), pool, restaurant, good internet, close to the action of Bangla Rd, no joiner fees, etc.
Anything I'm missing? Does anybody have experience at Yorkshire Hotel?
We'll be there from 3/18 til 3/25 or so. Drinks will be on me.
DanI will be there 31/3 - 10/4
Hopefully should be ok - good position as you say.
Are you sure its no joiner fee? I asked when I booked didnt get a clear reply.
Are you sure its no joiner fee?
My mistake, Hotel Yorkshire has a B600 joiner fee. Two us will register with girlfriends, one will have to deal with it.
[deleted by Dboy per forum rules, thanks Boinky Boinky] ?
Does anybody know of a health food restaurant near Bangla Rd? Or is there a big grocery store that would have a good selection of foods?
We arrive Wed.
Stiffoak 571
03-14-09, 14:09
My mistake, Hotel Yorkshire has a B600 joiner fee. Two us will register with girlfriends, one will have to deal with it.
Is there a forum that is specific to Phuket? Does anybody know of a health food restaurant near Bangla Rd? Or is there a big grocery store that would have a good selection of foods?
We arrive Wed.I will not be happy if that is the case - I asked when I booked and they didnt say "yes its 600" would have gone elsewhere if there had been
Member #4258
03-15-09, 15:04
How is Karon beach across from the Hilton...is it crowded, clean? Overall, what month do things start to slow down...do you have to wait until May and are there any girls that stay? I always make it a habit of traveling off season and so I'm considering Phuket in May. Any comments much appreciated.
Hoser
M P Lurker
03-15-09, 15:46
How is Karon beach across from the Hilton...is it crowded, clean? Overall, what month do things start to slow down...do you have to wait until May and are there any girls that stay? I always make it a habit of traveling off season and so I'm considering Phuket in May. Any comments much appreciated.
Hoser
Karon beach (pronounced "Ga-ron")
Last time there the beach was nice and not at all crowded. It isn't like Patong. I can't remember what season that was.
So no need to wait till its starts raining.
Its more of a non-P4P beach I think, but can always go to Patong to find girls if necessary. and bring them back.
Plenty of massage places around everywhere I would think. But I don't like massage and had a girl with me so experience low there.
How is Karon beach across from the Hilton...is it crowded, clean? Overall, what month do things start to slow down...do you have to wait until May and are there any girls that stay? I always make it a habit of traveling off season and so I'm considering Phuket in May. Any comments much appreciated.
Hoser
I was there in Nov last. Beach and water very clean, especially away from the deck chair area and the monsoon drains. Some good restaurants and can access all the same tours, etc as the other resort areas, and cheap (but slow and irregular) buses to Phuket town and Patong.
There is a P4P scene in the main street (a few bars) but very small and low key until late at night. Quality generally poor IMHO so recommend BYO or takeaway from Patong which is also easily accessible by taxi or tuk-tuk.
A far more 'traditional' beach resort than the high energy antics of Patong.
How is Karon beach across from the Hilton...is it crowded, clean? Overall, what month do things start to slow down...do you have to wait until May and are there any girls that stay? I always make it a habit of traveling off season and so I'm considering Phuket in May. Any comments much appreciated.
HoserDon't have to wait for low season, time to come is right now. May will be fine if you want to wait.
My house up on the hill overlooking Patong Beach today: Typical blue sky, few big popcorn clouds out over the ocean, breeze kicking up about 11 am, perfect water temps, clear water, sultry nights perfect for staying up all night (like tonight.)
It IS going to heat up soon, and a lot more clouds will start appearing in a month or so. Rainy afternoons will come after Thai New Year. Tourist pace has already slowed down here significantly, hotels are bargaining.
...
Karon:
Karon Hilton is right across the street from Kata Beach, it is very quiet, nicely landscaped, and well maintained. It's a bit far from anything, so you are basically stuck there, tuk tuks ply the area, and you can rent cars, motorbikes, whatever. It's more than a little boring IMO. Karon Beach is good for long walks with the kids, hanging out on the beach with a good book, then going up to the hotel pool with MaiTais, that kind of thing. Lots of families stay there.
Kata:
Kata Beach Resort & Spa, on the south end of Kata Beach, is just over the headland to the south of Karon. The beach there is backed by the Club Med. ($$$$$). This unusual setting separates the beach from the normal Thai bullshit...crappy overpriced restaurants, tailors, 7-11s, and all the rest. Kata Beach really does represent the Thailand everybody dreams of. Swaying palms, turquoise blue sea, a little island close enough to swim to, cold pineapple drinks with umbrellas, iridescent sunsets, and super hot chicks lounging around in the shade.
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P4P and partying:
P4P in both Kata and Karon is not good. There are a few bars all tucked together on the main drag, and you may get lucky, but seriously, you have be very very lucky to find anything there worth writing home about.
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My experience, old days before I moved here (with pics):
Go to Patong first night, party down, score a honey or two, ST-LT, whatever, make a deal to meet up and do some beach time with you the next day (it's cheap). Buy them cute 2-piece swimsuits, then, while on the beach order lots of Thai chow & brewskis. Then say "Ahhhhh", (and thank me later.)
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Tip:
DO NOT forget to take your camera w/you to the beach, so when you get home you'll know you weren't really dreaming after all.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.
Stiffoak 571
03-15-09, 22:48
Don't have to wait for low season, time to come is right now. May will be fine if you want to wait.
My house up on the hill overlooking Patong Beach today: Typical blue sky, few big popcorn clouds out over the ocean, breeze kicking up about 11 am, perfect water temps, clear water, sultry nights perfect for staying up all night (like tonight.)
It IS going to heat up soon, and a lot more clouds will start appearing in a month or so. Rainy afternoons will come after Thai New Year. Tourist pace has already slowed down here significantly, hotels are bargaining.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.Hope rain holds off for a bit. I will arrive 31 March. Had one rainy morning last year at that time just went to Jungceylon instead of beach.
Have 5 days in Patong then 4 days on dive boat before final 2 days.
It was busy enough on Bangla last year though a number of girls said they go home for Songkran and don't come back. They also said they were Thai when other people said they were Burmese!
You do have to look closely in Patong. One of my best last year was right at the back of soi sukhumwit the very last bar on the right. So so many bars! Then there are the Freelancers and the discos and the massage and Christins lots of choice.
Don't have to wait for low season, time to come is right now.
Karon:
Karon Hilton is right across the street from Kata Beach, it is very quiet...Umm, Karon Hilton is right across the street from KARON Beach, derrr, sorry. It WAS a late night last night. (How do you edit these dang things anyway?)
UrbanWildlife
03-16-09, 06:53
I stayed on 2 different occasions in a hotel called "Tatum Mansion" for some short time service, even though I paid for the room for 24 hours. It is owned by an englishman named Philip Wood, who seemed to be a real nice and helpful guy. The price was only 1200 baht for a deluxe room, and the rooms were quite large and clean, and had cable tv, air conditioning, hot water e.c.t. It is only about a 5 minute walk to Bangla Road, and it is just down the street from the Cairo Restaurant which is on the main road up from beach road. There is also several very good inexpensive restaurants around it. I was very happy with the place, and will call it my home when I return to Phuket.
Address : 66/7-8 Soi Kebsap, Thaweewong Road, Patong, Kathu Phuket 83150
Telephone: +66(0)76 344332, 076 292140
Fax: +66(0)76 292140
Email: tatummansion@hotmail.com
www.tatummansion.com
Crazy4Thai
03-26-09, 14:39
The boss was away (for a short while) I tried to play.
I knew I could hit the massage places. It's early afternoon and I'm in the area of Chalong Bay (Ao Chalong). I'm thinking if I can find a lady house in the area, I can eliminate the uncertainty of a massage experience that might net me just a HJ. And years ago in BKK I had a wonderful experience and an amazing selection. I try a passing motorbike taxi. He doesn't know. But he calls another one over. "Lady House" I say clearly. OK, ok ok. How much? 50 baht. It can't be too far at that price.
Off we zoom. 5 minutes later he's pulling into Land and House subdivision. What's this? He points to the sign as if this is what I requested. I cut hiim loose and walk 50' to another rider - he's eager to take me there but wants to know where it is.
I ride back to Chalong area and get a handjob with my oil massage.
What are the best places on Phuket to pick up free lancers? (I do not like the hard core bar girls; like Beer Garden and Thermae in BKK).
What are good dance clubs now on Phuket? Thanks!
Holly wood disco, and Tiger disco on Banglas road for dance. Lot of pros there. Maybe a semi-pro there.
Don't know about non-pros-If they exist!
What are the best places on Phuket to pick up free lancers? (I do not like the hard core bar girls; like Beer Garden and Thermae in BKK).
What are good dance clubs now on Phuket? Thanks!
Fifty Fifty
04-09-09, 02:53
Holly wood disco, and Tiger disco on Banglas road for dance. Lot of pros there. Maybe a semi-pro there.
Don't know about non-pros-If they exist!
Agreed, best place for semi-pros is Hollywood Disco, plenty of 'ordinary looking' girls in there just waiting to be picked up - for a nice night out and a tip :)
Also saw lots of 'possibles' at the main shopping mall, but thats my scene anyway, I would always take a shop girl or waitress given half the chance.
Cheers, FF
Thanks guys. Do not like Tiger so much but will check out Hollywood. Have never been there. Have been to banana's years ago. How is it now days?
And about the shopping mall... yes you are right. And how about restaurant waitresses :-)
Besides all the taxi problems. Patong is a shithole. Don't go there. GiottoI am a big Rio Fan as you can imagine. However, this year I thought I'd try out Thailand. I heard that Pattaya was a shithole so I thought I'd try Phuket. But then this post! Are both Pattaya and Phuket (Patong) shitholes? And what about Bangkok? I guess what I'd like to know is where is the best mongering destination in Thailand? I've heard that the girls are best in Bankok, followed by Pattaya, with Phuket in last place. If Pattaya is a shithole, but has better girls than Phuket (and has a beach), then maybe I should go there?
Also, I was planning to go in May or June, but this is rainy season. Is this a big problem? Rain every day? Torrential downpours like in the Vietnam movies?
Thanks for the info guys!
Rio,
A shithole to some, a rimjob to another.
May and June are not rainy season. Expect hot weather and dry in Patts.
An evening shower may stop you for half an hour in Patong, but that's it.
Pattaya is best for first timers: Easy to get to, easy to oversee and plenty 'pretty hot and tempting female body inspectors' about.
ThaiLearner
04-11-09, 10:54
In June last year I went to Phuket and Pattaya there was a fair amount of rain at each place. Pattaya was mostly at night.
Personally Pattaya is the best place to monger and there is loads to do but the beach is no where near as good as Patong. You can get a ferry from Pattaya to Koh larn which has better beach.
Patong is alot more relaxed and more expensive the go gos are not that good either.
In June last year I went to Phuket and Pattaya there was a fair amount of rain at each place. Pattaya was mostly at night.
Personally Pattaya is the best place to monger and there is loads to do but the beach is no where near as good as Patong. You can get a ferry from Pattaya to Koh larn which has better beach.
Patong is alot more relaxed and more expensive the go gos are that good either.
Try to avoid go-go bars. They tend to be more mercenary and the girls are business like. The beer bars are good. Cheap and there are many good girls. Most of the fresh girls start working in the beer bars first because there is no real pressure on them. Even if you are sitting at one bar if you spot another girl at other bars the girl at your bar will gladly go and talk to the girl.
In my opinion beer bar girls are GFE type.
i was supposed to meet up with a friend in pattaya, but he had gone far up in isaan land with his new gf, but was going to move on to pukhet where another common friend was going as well, so after 4 days on my own i started the journey.
took a plane to krabi and from the airport shared a taxi with two other travelers to ao nang and there got on a long tail boat to rai leh beach. not really what i expected. thought it was a more laid back and simple place. but it’s turning into an over expensive place with too many resorts. found an ok room for 600b on the east side, but without ac. ton sai still have left some of the ambience. i did some good climbing and skipped the diving. one of the operators was honest enough to tell that the visibility was bad and you had to take a more expensive phi phi trip for better diving. then i’ll rather stay there. lot’s of young blond 20 year old scandinavian girls in rai leh. you have to bring your own thai girl, as expected.
after 3 nights i felt it was enough and took a speed boat to ko yao noi. the boat was a really good one with 3x225hp outboard engines. a lot of locals turned up at the next stop somewhere outside of ao nang. seems like turning up at the boat would have been a better deal than the 450b i paid through one of the many travel agents. on yao noi i took a 70b taxi to some bungalows mentioned in my guide book and got myself a nice one with 2 hammocks for 400b a night. i enjoyed 2 relaxing days of reading books and cruising the island on a rented scooter. it only to me 3 hours to explore it though. but a hammock, a good book and a cold singha at the beach is quite good.
i spent 2 nights there and then i took the speed boat to pukhet. it was only 200b this time, obviously much better than the 120b long tail boat ride for the other departures. arrived at the bang rong pier on the east side and a taxi to patong was a whopping 800b so as the cheap charlie i am, or cost conscious, i followed the stream and boarded a sawngthaew to krabi town for only 40b and negotiated a taxi there for 250.
met up with my friend at boomerang inn, good rooms with free internet, a 10 min walk from bangla rd and just 3 min from the beach. rooms on the front side will get some traffic noise from hat patong rd.
had some beers in the beer bars off bangla rd and took a look at tiger and hollywood discos at around 11:30. but they were empty. it doesn’t really happen here before 1am., a bit late for me.
the next day again back to bangla rd. then on the way back to the hotel stopped at a bar in th sawadirak where i ended up bf a very quite little spinner for lt. bf 500 and 2000 for her, which seems to be the norm all over. on the way back to the hotel we stopped at a mini mart where i placed here on a scale, 38.9 kg. this one turned out a very good choice. very sexy and firm little body and good boom-boom as well.
the next day it was the same bangla bars as well and this time i took a supposedly fresh girl pushed by mama. on the way back home we took a drink at sai pan disco where my other friend picked up a freelancer. quite good selection there actually. the girl wasn’t nearly as good as yesterday catch, stretch marks as well. have to learn soon, don’t take girls pushed by the mamas, and use your own intuition.
took a plane to krabi and from the airport shared a taxi with two other travelers to ao nang and there got on a long tail boat to rai leh beach. not really what i expected. thought it was a more laid back and simple place. but it’s turning into an over expensive place with too many resorts.is rai leh beach worth it for a first-time south-thailand visitor? i am planning 5 days in phuket (+5 in bkk and 5 in pattaya), activities by night will be bangla+hotel, and day will be scuba diving (just got mu open water certification :) ). phi phi from phuket should be reasonable by speed boat no?
one of the operators was honest enough to tell that the visibility was bad and you had to take a more expensive phi phi trip for better diving. then i’ll rather stay there. lot’s of young blond 20 year old scandinavian girls in rai leh. you have to bring your own thai girl, as expected.how much for the scannies?
had some beers in the beer bars off bangla rd and took a look at tiger and hollywood discos at around 11:30. but they were empty. it doesn’t really happen here before 1am., a bit late for me.this is news to me, im used to the 1-2am closing times of bkk and pattaya (except for the small exceptions), but then what are bangla's "operating hours"?
oh and thx for the informative report.
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