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ThaiGoodTimes
09-26-13, 04:53
I'm aware that giving details of the address and names of places is contentious but but 'I went somewhere and had a great time' sounds more like advertising than a report. Are you the type of person who flips their bean after getting a 'FREE' plastic cup of weak tea?Georgie's Place is the name, it was in the post title.
Glenhuntly Road is the address, as to the number well it's easily found on the web. 977.
It is a legal brothel.
She provide great BBBJ and rimming. She does it like a porn star giving you a BBBJ and looking at you with her sexy eyes.
She is the best MILF at main course. She does not charge extra. She offers some other extra special services as well.
Genuine Lotus
09-28-13, 12:07
Dear Mr Lotus, I don't think my previous post was retaliatory, facetious or vindictive. It was purely to advise members (including yourself) that several blokes are claiming to have contracted gonorrhoea after visiting 120 Geelong Road and 228 Ballarat Road. As an intelligent man you are no doubt aware of how this disease may be transmitted so I was concerned that you would need all the power of your magic seeds and more to protect you when you apply your mouth to the potentially infected orifices of the lovely ladies who work in these premises.
In addition, while Chiwawa might be a city somewhere in Asia it is not a breed of dog. That would be a chihuahua.Hello fello punters. Good one Chop; and nice to see you bounce back like that. I've been pre-occupied getting BAS and tax outthe door so not to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) the accountants off but managed to weave in a few punts to break the boredom. Chop you are probably a stickler for detail I know so a couple minor corrections. Mr Lotus, can't be male or female singular or plural and Chiwawa anglicised in Australia but seeks its origins from Mexico so not far out. Gonorrhoea spelt a few different ways to which fence U siton so let you off there. But check yr spelling.
It's interesting you should mention gonorrhea because we all need reminding of STIiiies but cardomon isn't protection in its own right. I think back to a few years ago when I travelled with a mate who was a regular sex tourist to Thailand and the Philippines and would shaft more fluff than most people have hot breakfastssss. He was a well-paid prison guard and a veteran to the circuits who would drag me along like his apprentice. Virtually nothing over there is done covered with the WL believing their bodily hygiene is questioned if they use protection. An upside down principle to us yes I know but that's their cultural belief. On the odd occasion he would get the clap and say No big deal Lotus, just get a penicillin shot in the ass and your back in action the next day. What more can you say.
Happy N Safe punting.
Lotus.
SuperRaven
09-28-13, 16:09
Yes totally agree, .
Just got back from 8 days in Pattaya.
Forget all those local R&T's and put that $100 towards going to the land of milk and honey, where every barfine is a GFE! .
Average I gave a girl for longtime ($50)
SuperRaven
09-28-13, 16:12
Tried this one out a few days again.
A decent R&T exp. Saw Sara, she knew the drill, gave the money over for the massage. She took off her clothes precede to the massage and it was a really good massage. In the end gave a really good hand job, but funny thing it was in all different positions. This was interesting to say the least.
A soild 7/10 over all. Price was little high at 70
Tried this one out a few days again.
A decent R&T exp. Saw Sara, she knew the drill, gave the money over for the massage. She took off her clothes precede to the massage and it was a really good massage. In the end gave a really good hand job, but funny thing it was in all different positions. This was interesting to say the least.
A soild 7/10 over all. Price was little high at 70Was that the one on the north of Riversdale or the old restaurant?
She provide great BBBJ and rimming. She does it like a porn star giving you a BBBJ and looking at you with her sexy eyes.
She is the best MILF at main course. She does not charge extra. She offers some other extra special services as well.Is she the slim blonde on the day shift?
After a long self-imposed layoff from our hobby, I decided to give Candy Club a try last night. My session confirmed my decision to stay away.
Picked a Korean called Lucy. Big tits, big smile, shaved snatch, pretty looking, good body. They were the good bits.
Unfortunately the session was rushed, time cut very short and although I paid $130 for the half hour, I was out the door shower and back in my car within 15 minutes. I felt really ripped off. This seems like a trait at the Candy Club, as a mate had told me recently that he had similar rushed experiences there.
The act was performed with the (unnecessary) assistance of literally a handful of lube that was splashing all over the place during coitus, rendering the feeling of penis in pussy quite. Well nothing!
The Candy Club needs a good lick. The smell of the joint nearly made me crook when I first walked in.
With Ladies For Gentlemen closing down, the pickings in Richmond are getting slim. If there is to be more hobbying, it won't be in Richmond.
Won't be back to the Candy Club.
Styk
Hi all,
Getting a little bored with all the 20 something Asian 'students', have a fantasy about a BBW massage (I know I know it's a little weird. Just want to try something different).
A few posts indicate that there are 'fat' and 'old' ladies at certain massages joints.
Any pointers for ThePunter would be greatly appreciated.
PS. If you want a really cheap $50 per hr massage (with great options for another $50) then let me know. Close to where the toll road joins the freeway.Have you tried a RSL club?
Is she the slim blonde on the day shift?She is size 10 and yes working on day shift.
Tried her out. A bit on the elderly side but interesting service. What's with the pedicure and instructions in foot care. Good slide, great cim, offered FS but I declined. Was more interested in Greek. Can anyone tell me whether this is a possibility here.Nope, she doesn't do Greek.
Just got back from 8 days in Pattaya.
Forget all those local R&T's and put that $100 towards going to the land of milk and honey, where every barfine is a GFE! .
Average I gave a girl for longtime ($50) Could not agree with your more Dan.
I have been twice in the last year and its like Disneyland for men.
The prices are amazing and the girls are spectacular. I now have a severe case of yellow fever.
I rarely punt in melbourne now and the gonorrhea scare has turned me off as I use to frequent one of those shops regurlarly as they had some good young talent
OceanWaves
10-02-13, 22:13
Was in need of relax. Went to this place upstairs. WIR definitely no. Went for the Irish. Overpaid again! $110 for 45 min HR and topless no touching. Terrible attitude- she's moving bayside to an Afirican named place. So I will cross that off the list before I even attempt it. Rating Massage 3/10 HR 3/10 attitude 1/10.
Long Shank
10-03-13, 12:21
Hi guys.
In which legal brothels am I likely to find Aussie chicks? Chicks below or around 30 I mean, or at least below 40. Not grannies. Asian girls are great but thinking of trying out Aussie talent for a change.
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Hi guys.
In which legal brothels am I likely to find Aussie chicks? Chicks below or around 30 I mean, or at least below 40. Not grannies. Asian girls are great but thinking of trying out Aussie talent for a change.Give the Daily Planet a try.
Genuine Lotus
10-06-13, 10:57
Hi guys.
In which legal brothels am I likely to find Aussie chicks? Chicks below or around 30 I mean, or at least below 40. Not grannies. Asian girls are great but thinking of trying out Aussie talent for a change.Good-Shank, Yes try the Daily Planet they definitely have Aussie Chicks there and have road tested a few myself it's become almost a Melbourne house-hold name and have passed on a referral to Engine (last time) Anyway; anybody would think I have shares in the company, well I don't but they are a listed company on the ASX al the same. If you are that way inclined they even have their own tee-shirts key rings and memorabilia. Their pricing structure differs to most though.
Happy N Safe punting.
Lotus.
Genuine Lotus
10-06-13, 11:19
Hi Trawler, my last report on Tantra and Nuru to you touched lightly on the subject but might have presented itself as one-sided. Personally, I have not tried it either so can't speak there. However, I can vouch for others who have mainly dismissed it on the grounds of cost as an expensive rip-off which perhaps seems abit unfair and no different to judging a luxury car with budgets, but punters think with their wallets which is fair enough. Here again, I don't recall ever seeing a single report from an ISG member raving about their nuru or tantra experience because there simply haven't been any so we can safely say there is an impasse here.
Personally I can't think of anything more dissatisfying and disheartening than a mindless R&T experience. IMHO simply a total waste of your money and everything else associated with it. On the flip-side, I have lately had some exceptional sensual body massages with truly heightened sexual arousal with unsurpassed quality far exceeding even the very best R&T experience so hard to put a fair price to it. I have a couple of places which I alternate to keep the mood fresh where the entry price is lowish about 60$anhr and then the fun part shell out an extra 50$ for the slowest unrushed hr-long horniest nude striptease touching stroking kissing massage with a midtwenties Asian honey leaving me satisfied beyond belief. At both places I have asked for No jiggy-jiggi or wankie-wankie and not to come, hard to believe but true perhaps light Datty Yes but everything else is on offer even light and quiet meaningful conversation where the reciprocating sexual mood was so powerful it almost felt spiritual. It just calls you to come out for more. With both girls (separate establishments) we have managed quite effortlessly to communicate the principles of the healing tao massage. So just FYI and bed-time reading the immortal Taoist practices (pronounced Dow-ism) http://healingtaomassage.com/
Be in nz (across-t-ditch) this week so let me know how you get on.
Happy N Safe punting.
Lotus.
Long Shank
10-07-13, 11:59
Thanks for the info guys. The prices here are a bit steep so do you think it's worth it? Also, what about club 859. I've been there once about 2 years ago. Is that place still good?
Good-Shank, Yes try the Daily Planet they definitely have Aussie Chicks there and have road tested a few myself it's become almost a Melbourne house-hold name and have passed on a referral to Engine (last time) Anyway; anybody would think I have shares in the company, well I don't but they are a listed company on the ASX al the same. If you are that way inclined they even have their own tee-shirts key rings and memorabilia. Their pricing structure differs to most though.
Happy N Safe punting.
Lotus.
Thanks for the info guys. The prices here are a bit steep so do you think it's worth it? Also, what about club 859. I've been there once about 2 years ago. Is that place still good?I have had some terrific roots for $100 and less in grubby R&T, s on a rickety massage table over the years and no doubt more to come. But once in a while it is good to enjoy some premium surroundings and giving it to a chick who wouldn't look out of place in Playboy. Is it worth it? Possibly not but they don't send a Armaguard van behind the hearse when you get planted. Might as well do it while you can I reckon.
Pedros Needs
10-09-13, 22:28
Guys.
Have an appt in Carlton.
Appreciate any reccomendations (PM) of a good RnT that might be a potential for a bit more than a HJ.
Pedro
Hi Trawler, my last report on Tantra and Nuru to you touched lightly on the subject but might have presented itself as one-sided. Personally, I have not tried it either so can't speak there. However, I can vouch for others who have mainly dismissed it on the grounds of cost as an expensive rip-off which perhaps seems abit unfair and no different to judging a luxury car with budgets, but punters think with their wallets which is fair enough. Here again, I don't recall ever seeing a single report from an ISG member raving about their nuru or tantra experience because there simply haven't been any so we can safely say there is an impasse here.
Personally I can't think of anything more dissatisfying and disheartening than a mindless R&T experience. IMHO simply a total waste of your money and everything else associated with it. On the flip-side, I have lately had some exceptional sensual body massages with truly heightened sexual arousal with unsurpassed quality far exceeding even the very best R&T experience so hard to put a fair price to it. I have a couple of places which I alternate to keep the mood fresh where the entry price is lowish about 60$anhr and then the fun part shell out an extra 50$ for the slowest unrushed hr-long horniest nude striptease touching stroking kissing massage with a midtwenties Asian honey leaving me satisfied beyond belief. At both places I have asked for No jiggy-jiggi or wankie-wankie and not to come, hard to believe but true perhaps light Datty Yes but everything else is on offer even light and quiet meaningful conversation where the reciprocating sexual mood was so powerful it almost felt spiritual. It just calls you to come out for more. With both girls (separate establishments) we have managed quite effortlessly to communicate the principles of the healing tao massage. So just FYI and bed-time reading the immortal Taoist practices (pronounced Dow-ism)
http://healingtaomassage.com/
Be in nz (across-t-ditch) this week so let me know how you get on.
Happy N Safe punting.
Lotus.Did you actually mean to post this for all to see or was it meant to be a private reply to one of your disciples?
From this week's Maroondah Leader:
POLICE ASK FOR PUBLIC HELP.
POLICE believe Maroondah has at least three illegal brothels and are calling for the public's help to stamp them out.
Maroondah CIU detective Sergeant David Gover said police suspected two massage parlours and a residential house were operating as illegal brothels — one in Croydon, one in Ringwood East and one in Ringwood.
The two parlours were in busy shopping strips, Sgt Gover said.
'There have been complaints of offers of sexual services at massage parlours in the area, ' he said.
Last month, police raided an illegal brothel operating out of a house in Croydon and arrested three women.
A 56-year-old Box Hill woman will appear in court after being charged with living off the earnings of prostitution and two other women were to be charged on summons with being found in an unlicensed brothel.
The maximum penalty for living off the earnings of prostitution is five years jail.
Consumer Affairs Victoria spokeswoman Rachel Schicker said for a brothel to be legal it needed to be licensed by the Business Licensing Authority, unless the operator had sought exemption from the Sex Work Act.
'Consumer Affairs Victoria regulates the sex work industry by inspecting licensed brothels and escort agencies, ' Ms Schicker said.
'Consumer Affairs Victoria also works with other agencies including the Business Licensing Authority, Victoria Police, the Department of Health and local councils to regulate the industry. '
Sgt Gover urged anyone with information to tell police.
I may have spoken about her before but I went back to one of my favourites today, Snow at OA. $110 for half an hour or $210 for an hour is better then any R&T in Melbourne I reckon. She has some large tattoos down one side of her body which I love, but some won't. Most will enjoy her C cups though, as well as DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CIM. Worth a visit.
NorfenGuy32
10-13-13, 04:28
I got in contact with them recently but they said they were not open on that particular day (yep. Strange) but said they were still massaging.
Best of luck, they are a couple of hotties!
Alright gents!
Have been away for a while and can't seem to find the place I used to go listed anymore. Was always on Locanto.
It was R-T and sometimes full service (depending) in apartment in Jeffcott St West Melb.
Had great girls like Sonia and Nicole working.
Any ideas? Am thinking it may have been shut down.
Thanks,
V man
This is a pretty dreary report. It's written this way because I really regret having gone to this place. I'm writing it up so that anyone else interested in going here knows what they should expect. Soapy Bubble Massage (tel: 0424 693 977) is located at a residential house at 34 Tobruk Street, Heidelberg West. I visited this because it is a new business and I was sort of interested in what a soapy massage consisted of. It was just a rub with soapy sponge. Cost of half an hour massage was $60. A body slide and happy ending was going to be another $50. I said that this was too much. I settled for another $20 for topless and a happy ending because I'm stupid. The quality of the massage was poor, perhaps 5 out of 10. The masseur was an Asian woman in her 40s and not very good looking, perhaps 5 out of 10. She was friendly and she at least made an effort. I probably even got longer than 30 minutes, maybe even 40 minutes. But to be honest, I was looking to leave after about the first five or ten minutes. I didn't get the name of the masseur because I'm never going back there again.
I hope no-one minds me putting up a quick review about the Chinese massage service at the Moonee Ponds Massage Centre at 43 Holmes Road, Moonee Ponds (ph: 9370 6708). This is the one next to the Chinese restaurant. I remember reading a few months past that someone had a good experience here. I had a massage here a few weeks ago performed by an Asian woman in her 20s. She was a pretty girl but if all I'm going to receive is a massage then I don't really care what my masseur looks like. Cost was $70 for the hour and nothing more than a massage. Quality of massage is probably 6 out of 10. Tell me if you don't want to ever hear about these disappointing experiences again. I am only putting this up because I think that it could save someone else wasting time and money. But I'm happy in the future to only put up reviews of visits that have been successful.
DesiDownUnder
10-13-13, 05:26
Tried this one out a few days again.
A decent R&T exp. Saw Sara, she knew the drill, gave the money over for the massage. She took off her clothes precede to the massage and it was a really good massage. In the end gave a really good hand job, but funny thing it was in all different positions. This was interesting to say the least.
A soild 7/10 over all. Price was little high at 70Any more hints on where this place is? I would like to give it a shot.
Thanks.
BrownStones
10-13-13, 12:54
Any more hints on where this place is? I would like to give it a shot.
Thanks.Desi- the title was Elgar Road so if you ring either 156 or 196 Elgar.
They should let you know when Sara is on
I am a regular at this establishment in Huntingdale Road and if you like the PRC student type, then this is the place.
Unfortunately, not all the girls do nude but a nice massage plus a $30 tug is always available from a cute, shy looking girl in the below 28 age group. The mamas an is careful to select those type of girls, no need to worry about getting a MILF here. If you are after nude, pick Maggie or Isabella and offer $50 extra. It also has a sister shop in Station walk, Brighton.
Did you actually mean to post this for all to see or was it meant to be a private reply to one of your disciples?Maybe he thought he was posting to his Facebook page.
Short Changed
10-15-13, 03:27
What happened to 438 Plenty road? Got a decent massage there.
A Chinese woman by the name Ling Cai (in her late 30's) worked at 438 Plenty under the name Lena or Lina.
Does anybody know where she works now?
She did a decent RnT.
Cheers
AussieGaigin
10-15-13, 20:44
I hope no-one minds me putting up a quick review about the Chinese massage service at the Moonee Ponds Massage Centre at 43 Holmes Road, Moonee Ponds (ph: 9370 6708). This is the one next to the Chinese restaurant. I remember reading a few months past that someone had a good experience here. I had a massage here a few weeks ago performed by an Asian woman in her 20s. She was a pretty girl but if all I'm going to receive is a massage then I don't really care what my masseur looks like. Cost was $70 for the hour and nothing more than a massage. Quality of massage is probably 6 out of 10. Tell me if you don't want to ever hear about these disappointing experiences again. I am only putting this up because I think that it could save someone else wasting time and money. But I'm happy in the future to only put up reviews of visits that have been successful.Thanks for sharing your experience. I don't think anyone would object.
Knowing which places to avoid is as useful as knowing which ones to go to.
Often though, repeat visits to these shops bring "rewards".
About a month ago I had an amazing massage at an establishment near the corner of Buckley Street and Geelong Roads, Footscray. It was with a Vietnamese girl in her 20s called Nancy. To me, she was just gorgeous, maybe 8 out of 10. She had fair skin, long black hair, slim, nice breasts and ass. She was so friendly, charming and warm. I felt so comfortable and good with her. Right at the beginning of the massage she stripped herself naked and gave me just the most sexy body slide. Then she gave me a wonderful head job and told me that I could blow in her mouth. My plumbing let me down but that was no big deal to me. I then got a really good hand job and after coming, I kissed and cuddled naked with her until the 30 minutes was up. I would give this experience a 10 out of 10. I cannot imagine a better half an hour. This was the girlfriend experience that I never had when I was young. Cost was $70 and I wasn't asked to pay anything more for extras. I left her a $20 tip and sincerely thanked her. The room was clean and comfortable. I was a little bit worried about the hygiene aspects of the exchange (the BBBJ) but sometimes in life you just take your chances.
About a month ago I had an amazing massage at an establishment near the corner of Buckley Street and Geelong Roads, Footscray. It was with a Vietnamese girl in her 20s called Nancy. To me, she was just gorgeous, maybe 8 out of 10. She had fair skin, long black hair, slim, nice breasts and ass.Was that actually in Geelong Road or round the corner from the Rising Sun?
Was that actually in Geelong Road or round the corner from the Rising Sun?It was in Geelong Road.
By the way, I'd be happy to put the exact address, but I was just wondering if any of the regulars could let me know whether they prefer exact addresses, or just the general area?
There has been some discussion in previous posts about the appropriateness of placing exact addresses in reviews. I personally don't have a problem with doing this and writing the exact address, and telephone number for that matter. This makes it easier for users of this forum, especially out of towners. Of course placing addresses would make it more likely that they will get shut down in the future. However the fact is, even if one gets shut down, they just go and open somewhere else anyhow. So apart from a temporary inconvenience, it's no great loss, even for the good ones. And besides it's much more likely in my opinion, that the reasons places get shut down is because they've upset one or more of their neighbours, than from ramblings in a forum like this. Nevertheless I'm happy, as someone new, to do as I'm told.
Thanks for sharing your experience. I don't think anyone would object.
Knowing which places to avoid is as useful as knowing which ones to go to.
Often though, repeat visits to these shops bring "rewards".Thanks for your suggestion. I liked your reference to "rewards". It really does seem sometimes like a lucky-dip and for me, if not others, that's part of the fun.
It was in Geelong Road.This place is at 120 Geelong Road. Anyone planning on visiting should take more than the usual care because along with 228 Ballarat it has been mentioned in warnings about a gonorrhea outbreak. There may have been nothing in that story or it could have been real and has been cleaned up. My only visit (incidentally also with Nancy) was prior to the STD notifications appearing but even then it was clearly evident hygiene standards were low / non-existant. One to be extremely careful about or avoid altogether. No shortage of alternatives in the area.
It was in Geelong Road.
By the way, I'd be happy to put the exact address, but I was just wondering if any of the regulars could let me know whether they prefer exact addresses, or just the general area?
There has been some discussion in previous posts about the appropriateness of placing exact addresses in reviews. I personally don't have a problem with doing this and writing the exact address, and telephone number for that matter. This makes it easier for users of this forum, especially out of towners. Of course placing addresses would make it more likely that they will get shut down in the future. However the fact is, even if one gets shut down, they just go and open somewhere else anyhow. So apart from a temporary inconvenience, it's no great loss, even for the good ones. And besides it's much more likely in my opinion, that the reasons places get shut down is because they've upset one or more of their neighbours, than from ramblings in a forum like this. Nevertheless I'm happy, as someone new, to do as I'm told.There's sometimes quite heated argument about it. I agree that there are other causes why places ge shut down but if you have favourites sometimes it almost impossible to track them down plus there seems to be quite a few that don't want to do the hard yards and just go the curent best. I've been to places where some girl has left and they said she got a flood of bookings from agressive guys expecting everything, got sick of it and left (probably to a different parlour). Coming back to this forum I see there has been a good write up.
I'm at the stage that if there's been a good write up, I'll avoid the place for at least a couple of weeks. Part of the fun of going to RnTs is that you don't have a guaranteed result. Go to a brothel, you get a shag, the only choices the girl gets is some of the peripheral stuff (BBBJ, anal etc). The WLs reflect that, a lot of them could be replaced by robots.
I lean to the keep it general side, it's not like there isn't much choice and sometimes you take one for the team. PMs are also a good way to avoid the floods.
I've been reading auxxxreviews lately and they mention addresses and contact numbers without any hesitation at all. In fact I think it's mandatory. So anything mentioned in ISG is really insignificant from the point of view of law enforcment.
I've been reading auxxxreviews lately and they mention addresses and contact numbers without any hesitation at all. In fact I think it's mandatory. So anything mentioned in ISG is really insignificant from the point of view of law enforcment.That's correct, all the addresses are available on auxxx. On Punter Planet, they have this fantasy that only PP members can work out the cryptic clues and the authorities are too dumb to be able to do so.
Still it's better than sending them to the wrong address as one well known poster genuinely did here!
FantaPants11
10-17-13, 22:42
That's correct, all the addresses are available on auxxx. On Punter Planet, they have this fantasy that only PP members can work out the cryptic clues and the authorities are too dumb to be able to do so.
Still it's better than sending them to the wrong address as one well known poster genuinely did here!I'm aware of multiple ML's who have either disappeared completely from the game or had to tone down their service significantly as a result of some the very specific information shared here. Personally, it's not doing me any favours when my regulars are suddenly spooked by what they read here.
FantaPants11
10-17-13, 22:44
That's correct, all the addresses are available on auxxx. On Punter Planet, they have this fantasy that only PP members can work out the cryptic clues and the authorities are too dumb to be able to do so.
Still it's better than sending them to the wrong address as one well known poster genuinely did here!I'm aware of multiple ML's who have either disappeared completely from the game or had to tone down their service significantly as a result of some the very specific information shared here. Personally, it's not doing me any favours when my regulars are suddenly spooked by what they read here. Keeping the reports a little cryptic is the way to go to protect the gems.
I'm aware of multiple ML's who have either disappeared completely from the game or had to tone down their service significantly as a result of some the very specific information shared here. Personally, it's not doing me any favours when my regulars are suddenly spooked by what they read here. Keeping the reports a little cryptic is the way to go to protect the gems.You missed my point. I am not saying that providing the name, address and telephone number of each service provider is necessarily right or wrong.
The point I was making is that it is a waste of time putting up cryptic clues or obscure references on one website when the precise information is readily available by simple switching to another. And it's equally ridiculous to think that the plods can't work out these "clues" and only punters are smart enough to do so. The authorities must be laughing at some of the cryptic stuff which is posted to try to fool them; after all, their source of information and data would be far more than anyone else's here. Cryptic clues only work if every website adheres to it and I don't see that ever happening.
Perhaps what should be kept cryptic is the precise nature of the services provided. Recently, one doofus on auxxx was bragging that he was getting BB sex at a particular RnT, with full details of both the ML and the establishment!
The point I was making is that it is a waste of time putting up cryptic clues or obscure references on one website when the precise information is readily available by simple switching to another. And it's equally ridiculous to think that the plods can't work out these "clues" and only punters are smart enough to do so. The authorities must be laughing at some of the cryptic stuff which is posted to try to fool them; after all, their source of information and data would be far more than anyone else's here. Cryptic clues only work if every website adheres to it and I don't see that ever happening.Hoo-ray. A voice of sanity!
BrownStones
10-18-13, 17:08
This chestnut gets aired regularly here doesn't it?
Look if you are worried about adverse publicity to a premises / provider.
Just don't post about it whether cryptic or plain English.
Otherwise, enjoy and use this and other forums for what they are here for.
Ie our use to share and exchange useful info.
Keeping the reports a little cryptic is the way to go to protect the gems.No mate, the only way to "protect the gems" is for them to give it away and join another industry. Whether it's on here, another forum, a nosy neighbour or a ripped off client they will always run the risk of being exposed. They are happy to enjoy the tax free money they make but they don't want anyone to talk about them. Sorry, but it doesn't work both ways.
No mate, the only way to "protect the gems" is for them to give it away and join another industry. Whether it's on here, another forum, a nosy neighbour or a ripped off client they will always run the risk of being exposed. They are happy to enjoy the tax free money they make but they don't want anyone to talk about them. Sorry, but it doesn't work both ways.Good point. Agree. Didn't think of it like that.
The Paramount Retail Centre is the nearest you will get to Bangkok's Nana Plaza in Melbourne. Six massage shops in a three store shopping plaza. All the seediness of Nana Plaza and none of the fun. It nevertheless serves a purpose, which is of course, to demonstrate beyond all reasonable doubt that if you take mongering at all seriously, you really need to go elsewhere. The Centre has two entrances, one at 108 Bourke Street and one on the other side, at 101 Little Bourke Street.
From time to time, The Paramount will appear in a newspaper article. There is supposedly a notorious brothel operating here. The place they are referring to here is the Paramount Therapy and Sauna (ph: 03 9663 6639) located on the Upper Bourke Street Level in shop 11. Newspaper reporters like to make this claim because the government department responsible for regulating brothels and sex workers is situated across the street from The Paramount and it is, if you believe what you read, yet another instance of government incompetence. You can get a spa and sauna here. You can also get a very average quality massage here. More often than not you will also be offered some overpriced extras. When I was there a while ago I received a massage from a Thai woman in her 40s. She was a friendly lady but what was provided was expensive and thankfully a quite forgettable experience. The place has no atmosphere (think florescent lights). Even if I just wanted just a spa and sauna, there are better places to go, for example, like the ones at the City Baths.
At shop 4B, on the Bourke Street Level, you could get a massage at George Wu's Chinese Medicine & Massage (ph: 03 9639 7217). This a bona fide Chinese massage and I've heard, very good quality. A one hour Tuina Anmo Massage costs $65. But who wants to be massaged by George?
At shop 19 on the Bourke Street Level, you could get a massage at Ping's Full Body Care (phone: 03 9663 1366). This place is always empty and I feel sorry for the people who work here. A one hour relaxation massage costs $50. This is part of a group of massage therapy shops. The other ones in the group are located at Abbotsford, Footscray and Richmond. According to their website,"We not provide a sexual service only" and in practice the sexual services provided are few and far between. I've had a few massages here over the past couple of years and got to know a little about the massage ladies who work here. If you became a regular then there's every possibility of being able to negotiate something extra. But it's really, really unlikely that someone who just walks off the street would be offered anything more than a good rub.
At Ease Land Massage and Therapy (ph: 03 9671 4889) you can get a relaxation massage. The cost is $75 for one hour. The address of this place is Level 1 of 107 Little Bourke Street. To access this place you need to leave the main retail centre and enter from Little Bourke Street. It's next door to the hairdressing shop,"Shine", and up the stairs. This is a non-sexual service and to my regret I have checked that this is the case. The massage lady appeared to be very proud that they use Jurlique essential oil but I couldn't really tell the difference.
At shop 7C on the Bourke Street Level you can get a massage from Japanese Massage Salon Miyabi (ph: 03 9650 0121). The cost of a Japanese Relaxation Massage at Miyabi is $75 for one hour. This also is a non-sexual service and not recommended.
It has often been remarked that an easy way to find good Chinese food is to wander down China Town and to go to the restaurants where there are many Chinese people eating. This principle can be extended from one pleasure to another. When I go for a stroll through The Paramount it is possible to see Asian men entering and leaving just one shop. I have never seen Asian men enter any of the other massage shops. It is possible that the reason that I have never seen Asian men enter these places is that just inside the doors there are signs like the one that, according to a popular myth, used to hang at the gate to Huangpu Park in Shanghai, reading "No dogs or Chinese allowed". This is a logical possibility but since I have been inside the doors of these shops and not seen any such signs, then the only possible explanation is that Chinese men are not fools with their money and they take an appropriate level of care to ensure that they get as much bang for their bucks. I am providing the name and address of this establishment with some reluctance because it is, in my humble opinion, one of the very best massage shops in the whole of Melbourne. While I accept that to be the best in a place like Melbourne is no great claim, I still think, throwing a dog a bone, that this is still a damn fine establishment. After reflecting on our recent discussion about chestnuts I have decided to provide the name and address because I think it is just a matter of time before it is shut down and the lads at the ISG may as well have some benefit from it. Sabaydee Thai Massage Paramount Centre (ph: 03 9972 8305) in shop 4A on the Bourke Street Level is the only place to go in The Paramount. The girls at this shop are young, sweet and lovely. I fondly remember each visit I've ever had to this place. I would ask you to be on your very best behaviour when you visit. The price is $70 per hour and worth every cent.
Pedros Needs
10-20-13, 05:40
Gents.
I don't accept any place that remains open for any length of time doesn't do at least a HJ.
My thought is too many of you accept thats the case and if you are willing to thats the way it ends up.
I always discreetly ask up front and it is so rare I get NO as I will leave if that is the case and they don't want that?
One of the establishments you make reference to with a number of shops I have never had less that a BJ on my 3 visits so to suggest nothing is on offer is far from the fact.
I reported many months back on a place on Warrigal Road that was low key you needed to play hard for a HJ and in true spirit or more a matter of having to survive the past 4 visits have resulted in a BJ and another naked and plenty of play.
Not a need to be rude just be upfront and if it is not on offer or agreed to leave as a $75 paying straight massage I will never contemplate.
Cheers.
Pedro.
[QUOTE=Meanderer; 1485649]The Paramount Retail Centre is the nearest you will get to Bangkok's Nana Plaza in Melbourne. Six massage shops in a three store shopping plaza. All the seediness of Nana Plaza and none of the fun. It nevertheless serves a purpose, which is of course, to demonstrate beyond all reasonable doubt that if you take mongering at all seriously, you really need to go elsewhere. The Centre has two entrances, one at 108 Bourke Street and one on the other side, at 101 Little Bourke Street.
From time to time, The Paramount will appear in a newspaper article. There is supposedly a notorious brothel operating here. The place they are referring to here is the Paramount Therapy and Sauna (ph: 03 9663 6639) located on the Upper Bourke Street Level in shop 11. Newspaper reporters like to make this claim because the government department responsible for regulating brothels and sex workers is situated across the street from The Paramount and it is, if you believe what you read, yet another instance of government incompetence. You can get a spa and sauna here. You can also get a very average quality massage here. More often than not you will also be offered some overpriced extras. When I was there a while ago I received a massage from a Thai woman in her 40s. She was a friendly lady but what was provided was expensive and thankfully a quite forgettable experience. The place has no atmosphere (think florescent lights). Even if I just wanted just a spa and sauna, there are better places to go, for example, like the ones at the City Baths.
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Gents.
I don't accept any place that remains open for any length of time doesn't do at least a HJ.
My thought is too many of you accept thats the case and if you are willing to thats the way it ends up.
I always discreetly ask up front and it is so rare I get NO as I will leave if that is the case and they don't want that?
Not a need to be rude just be upfront and if it is not on offer or agreed to leave as a $75 paying straight massage I will never contemplate.That's exactly my method too. It is amazing how quickly the price or what's on offer changes once you are heading towards the door. In any case, a discrete query in the room usually results in the affirmative. But if the answer is no, what have you lost? You just saved your money for the next place.
I could never see the point in popping the question half way through a session, wasting time bargaining and risk being disappointed.
Gents.
I always discreetly ask up front and it is so rare I get NO as I will leave if that is the case and they don't want that?
Not a need to be rude just be upfront and if it is not on offer or agreed to leave as a $75 paying straight massage I will never contemplate.
Cheers.
Pedro.Thanks for this comment, Pedro.
There are many massage ladies who do not ever provide extras. For these ladies, ones who would never dream of providing these services, having a stream of guys asking you this question over and over can become very upsetting.
While I was waiting for my massage yesterday, the other girl in the shop was asked this question four times in the space of about fifteen minutes and she was quite distressed as a result. Maybe she was over-sensitive but I felt sorry for her. I would prefer to sometimes just receive a massage and nothing more, than to upset someone, inadvertently or not.
When you have been doing what we do for a long time you forget that for some people, doing what we ask would be something terribly shameful. This is not a moral statement, just an observation. If I'm asking something that would make someone feel bad about themselves, I would prefer that they don't do it and I would prefer not to ask. I think this is a situation where it is possible to avoid doing harm.
Sorry I've been a been quiet lads, just been licking my wounds after being slammed by Tony last month.
It's all a matter of personal opinion of course, but I find the idea of walking into a massage place, asking for a wristy then leaving if the answer is no, quite...... unbecoming. If the place is legit, can you imagine how uncomfortable you make the staff feel? Now you may not care (you obviously don't) but I've been bought up better than that. Nothing wrong with wanting a sure thing, but I believe that's what brothels and your regular places are for. I mean, just because you root a girl at work one time, you don't then go and ask every girl you work with thereafter for a root. You'd be fired. So just as some massage joints give wristys and a whole lot more, doesn't mean they all do. And finally, I wouldn't enjoy it as much if I knew for sure it was going to happen. The surprise wristy will always be the best kind. I've even got a legit place (private) where I go (not often) because the woman is hot, I get totally nude and get her hand brushing past and the accidental / incidental contact once or twice during the massage. We laugh about my erection then I pull it off in her shower when I'm done. Easy as and no one loses face.
Sorry I've been a been quiet lads, just been licking my wounds after being slammed by Tony last month.
It's all a matter of personal opinion of course, but I find the idea of walking into a massage place, asking for a wristy then leaving if the answer is no, quite. Unbecoming. If the place is legit, can you imagine how uncomfortable you make the staff feel? Now you may not care (you obviously don't) but I've been bought up better than that. Nothing wrong with wanting a sure thing, but I believe that's what brothels and your regular places are for. I mean, just because you root a girl at work one time, you don't then go and ask every girl you work with thereafter for a root. You'd be fired. So just as some massage joints give wristys and a whole lot more, doesn't mean they all do. And finally, I wouldn't enjoy it as much if I knew for sure it was going to happen. The surprise wristy will always be the best kind. I've even got a legit place (private) where I go (not often) because the woman is hot, I get totally nude and get her hand brushing past and the accidental / incidental contact once or twice during the massage. We laugh about my erection then I pull it off in her shower when I'm done. Easy as and no one loses face.Unbecoming? Sounds like you haven't been punting for long! I think after more than 20 years of punting I can tell the difference between a legit parlour and an RnT pretty easily. You have been brought up better than that? That's funny. You were raise you not to ask for a HJ in a massage joint?
Your analogy of asking every girl at work is ludicrous. Every girl that has ever worked in a massage place has been asked countless times. It's part of the job and they know it. Have a coffee with one sometime and find out how it works. There is no comparison to a work situation. They know what you are after and they are no shrinking violets. Most of their money is made from extras, not from the small cut they get from a normal massage. A lot prefer you to make the first move. If you are a new customer, they don't know if you are from the authorities or not.
Still each to their own, if you prefer to pay to jerk off in the shower rather than ask, go for it!
Thanks for your response BoganB.
We'll agree to disagree. But I'll ask you this. If it's so easy to tell the difference between legit places and the rest, then why on earth does everyone jump on sites like these and ask everyone else's advice about whether a place offers extras!? Can't wait for this explanation!
Krudd 1
BoganB zero
Actually it's my first win since Tony kicked my arse. I'm back baby!
Thanks for your response, Krudd. You scored yourself a win? Interesting. I didn't realise this site was about winning or losing. I thought we were having a discussion over using different RnT approaches. Anyway.
You asked why "everyone jumps on sites like this and ask everyone else's advice about whether a place offers extras". I would think that's fairly obvious. A punter would rather frequent a place where he is fairly certain to get a tug rather than take pot luck like we used to before ISG and others came on the scene. So a site like this eliminates the ones where it's not a possibility and identifies the ones where it's offered. It saves both time and money. It is much easier than taking pot luck and having to ask at each place, which some punters seem too embarrassed to do. True?
At the end of the day, massage places are businesses which provide a service; therefore, you are well entitled to ask politely what those services are or if they provide a particular service you are after. If that service is not provided, then you are also entitled to say a polite thank you and leave, and try another establishment where those services may be offered. This is no different to any other service industry. Personally, I would much rather do it this way than jerking off in someone's shower.
Anyway, we all have our own methods with which we are comfortable. Enjoy your punting!
By the way, it's BogaB. I assume you just misread it.
Pedros Needs
10-21-13, 06:27
Each to there own and we all approach things differently but I never feel I offend people when I discreetly ask for a HE and if they say NO I gracefully accept that, apoligise and leave.
I need say thats happened only once in 2 years so I certainly never feel that I have offended anyone by asking.
Pedro.
At the end of the day, massage places are businesses which provide a service; therefore, you are well entitled to ask politely what those services are or if they provide a particular service you are after. If that service is not provided, then you are also entitled to say a polite thank you and leave, and try another establishment where those services may be offered. This is no different to any other service industry. Personally, I would much rather do it this way than jerking off in someone's shower.
Anyway, we all have our own methods with which we are comfortable. Enjoy your punting!
By the way, it's BogaB. I assume you just misread it.[/QUOTE]
Had a massage at the 74 Sydney Road, Coburg shop (ph: 0406 856 988) recently. The name of the masseuse was Kimmy and she works on a Saturday and Sunday. The shop is open from 10am to 8pm, seven days a week. I wasn't sure about writing my massage lady's working name in a review but as her boss has decided to advertise her name on the Locanto website then I don't think that I'm doing anything wrong in passing on publicly available information. She knew that this had been done because when I told her that I'd seen her name advertised she didn't appear to be either surprised or unhappy about this fact. According to the information on the website she is from Shanghai and is 20 years old. She is described as being tall, slim, long hair, beautiful, sweet and friendly female masseuse and has been doing massage for one year. I can confirm this description – she's really lovely. In terms of her massage practice, she sploshes on a lot of oil on top of you and you receive long flowing strokes up and down your body. I was pleased with the massage I received. Cost was $70 for the hour.
Anyone who needs any further details regarding the service provided can send me a private message.
Each to there own and we all approach things differently but I never feel I offend people when I discreetly ask for a HE and if they say NO I gracefully accept that, apoligise and leave.
I need say thats happened only once in 2 years so I certainly never feel that I have offended anyone by asking.
Pedro.Hi Pedro,
In the future, I still think I won't be asking this question. But I recognise, that the way you ask something is probably as important as the words you use. If you ask something respectfully, in a friendly and considerate way, then most ladies will feel comfortable about saying no and there will be no offence given. I'm sure that's the way you do it and that's why you can be pretty sure that you're not giving offence. On the other hand, if someone asks the question in an aggressive and unpleasant fashion, like the guys I was overhearing recently, I can imagine that it would upset some ladies. Thanks again for everyone's contribution to this discussion.
You missed my point. I am not saying that providing the name, address and telephone number of each service provider is necessarily right or wrong.
The point I was making is that it is a waste of time putting up cryptic clues or obscure references on one website when the precise information is readily available by simple switching to another. And it's equally ridiculous to think that the plods can't work out these "clues" and only punters are smart enough to do so. The authorities must be laughing at some of the cryptic stuff which is posted to try to fool them; after all, their source of information and data would be far more than anyone else's here. Cryptic clues only work if every website adheres to it and I don't see that ever happening.
Perhaps what should be kept cryptic is the precise nature of the services provided. Recently, one doofus on auxxx was bragging that he was getting BB sex at a particular RnT, with full details of both the ML and the establishment!I don't mind either way but I wouldn't call it a waste of time because 90% of the time I can track the place down if I'm interested without too much trouble or I can PM the person. At least you can get an idea on what's on offer and the going rates generally which is the main value of a forum like this for me. Other forums may provide total contact details and they may be the same MPs so I guess everyone's happy. One thing I would like is full contact details of any place providing BB sex (so I can avoid it. If we really want to make things easier for the plods so they don't have to any work at all. After all, it is our taxes at work. Perhaps somebody could put up a monthly list of places, addresses, services and names of WLs
Gents.
I don't accept any place that remains open for any length of time doesn't do at least a HJ.
My thought is too many of you accept thats the case and if you are willing to thats the way it ends up.
I always discreetly ask up front and it is so rare I get NO as I will leave if that is the case and they don't want that?
AI guess I'm a bit weird because I really like a good massage and the rest is icing. I don't go back to a place where they brilliant sex but a rap massage (usually seems to be the case at most brothels I've been to). There's been places where the massage is good but you can't get your foot in the door (so to speak) until you've been there a couple of times, plus it can vary between the WLs at the same establishment. There was a great place in Huntingdale which was good on both counts, went back after an absence, had terrific massage but no extras all of a sudden but then maybe I just don't have the Pedros' charm
I have to admit I also have favourites and the main reason I look around is when one of them closes. Couple of times I've followed up a lead from here, the first was nothing like what was described and the second, the girl wasn't aware of what was claimed she joyfully did but that could have been my lack of PNC (Pedros Needs Charm).
Guys. Please. You can try to twist it any way you like. But an adult male rocking up to a legitimate massage place asking a 20-something girl if she wouldn't mind pulling his cock is sleazy. You know it and so do I. I'm not judging you. You're comfortable with it and that's what matters, but please don't try to bullshit me that it ain't sleazy.
BogaB (are you from lake Boga?) on one hand you say that you can spot an R'n't a mile away and tell them apart from legit joints, yet quickly admit this site exists so the rest of us mere mortals can advise one another of where to go and where to save our money. Honestly, if you really can do it, help your brothers out and tell us how you do it. We'd all like to save the $50 we all drop from time to time on a straight massage.
And you really should try self-pleasuring in a strangers shower. It's dirty and slightly wrong. That's what makes it great.
And you really should try self-pleasuring in a strangers shower. It's dirty and slightly wrong. That's what makes it great.If there is an award for Best Comment of 2013 this wins by a mile.
And you really should try self-pleasuring in a strangers shower. It's dirty and slightly wrong. That's what makes it great.Yes, I remember it well, that's exactly how it used to feel when I was 16. But I grew out of it. After I got my first girlfriend.
Krudd, mate, a bit of common sense has to come into this. Only the inexperienced would rock up to legit massage place asking for a HJ. For example, I wouldn't rock up to Holiday Calm asking for it or one of the numerous massage places at Chadstone Shopping Centre! However, when I see a flashing "open" sign, well, that sort of gives me a bit of a clue that it may be on offer.
You think it's sleazy asking for it up front but not sleazy asking halfway through a session or accepting it if offered? Quite frankly, I don't see much of a difference.
Anyway, it really is a waste of time debating this. If you are happy with your technique, stick to it. I'll stick to mine.
Yes, I remember it well, that's exactly how it used to feel when I was 16. But I grew out of it. After I got my first girlfriend.
Krudd, mate, a bit of common sense has to come into this. Only the inexperienced would rock up to legit massage place asking for a HJ. For example, I wouldn't rock up to Holiday Calm asking for it or one of the numerous massage places at Chadstone Shopping Centre! However, when I see a flashing "open" sign, well, that sort of gives me a bit of a clue that it may be on offer.
You think it's sleazy asking for it up front but not sleazy asking halfway through a session or accepting it if offered? Quite frankly, I don't see much of a difference.
Anyway, it really is a waste of time debating this. If you are happy with your technique, stick to it. I'll stick to mine.Do I think it's sleazy to accept a HJ if offered? Um, no. Is there a difference between that and walking in off the street into a legit place and asking for one? Of course there is. You're just kidding yourself BogaB. If you're acting sleazy, just man up and move on. Like I did with the shower incidents. (Which you seem to be fascinated with! Ha ha). I'm not here to judge you, but if I spot bullshit I'm going to call it.
Probably a bit rhetorical to state we'll stick with our own techniques. It's obviously worked for you to this point. But try not to forget that it's sleazy.
Pedros Needs
10-22-13, 08:32
Have to laff and shake my head with some of the comments on this site.
Why would I feel so bad when I ask a lady politely if a HE maybe on offer when at 99/100 places it is an it will be at the establishment in no time or it will be gone.
I have walked out of one place politely apoligising that I asked if it offended and had the best titty fuck at the same place some 6- 7 weeks later?
All you dogooders need find an alternative site if you deem that as over stepping the mark.
On a another note some people obviously get off on seeing dribble posted under their profile my theory is if you don't respond to that they contribute less and the site is better of wheen that is the case.
Good punting.
Pedro
However, when I see a flashing "open" sign, well, that sort of gives me a bit of a clue that it may be on offer.I'm glad other people think about those signs in that way. I thought I was the only one. It always makes me smile when I'm driving by and I see those Led "open" signs". It doesn't matter whether it's on a hairdresser or a pizza shop, it just reminds me what's available when it's out the front of a massage shop. Hell maybe I'm going to get Christmas lights like that so all through the festive season I can think of it some more.
Have to laff and shake my head with some of the comments on this site.
Why would I feel so bad when I ask a lady politely if a HE maybe on offer when at 99/100 places it is an it will be at the establishment in no time or it will be gone.
I have walked out of one place politely apoligising that I asked if it offended and had the best titty fuck at the same place some 6- 7 weeks later?
All you dogooders need find an alternative site if you deem that as over stepping the mark.
On a another note some people obviously get off on seeing dribble posted under their profile my theory is if you don't respond to that they contribute less and the site is better of wheen that is the case.
Good punting.
PedroOh dear. It appears I've hit a nerve.
Pedro writes "why would I feel so bad." Who told you to feel bad? These are your words mate. Some basic psychology betrays how you must really be feeling. I simply said what you did was sleazy. I didn't ask you to feel bad. If it makes you feel bad I suggest you don't do it.
He also suggests that any place that doesn't offer HJ's will be gone in no time. Holiday Calm. Enough said. And there are more.
And who are 'all these dogooders? ' Seems a little passive-aggressive. And "over stepped the mark?" Again, these are your words mate. I've said it once and I'll say it again. What you do is SLEAZY and makes vulnerable women feel unsafe and uncomfortable in their workplace.
Having said all that, I got an awesome massage and tug at Station Walk in Brighton today. Much recommended if you've never been. $40 plus tip. Girl was from Taiwan. All the usual trimmings. Plenty of fun to be had.
Had a massage here a few weeks ago. The phone number for the place is 0422 847 033. The name of the masseuse was Nancy and she works on Fridays and Saturdays. The shop is open from 10am to 9pm, seven days a week. It's located in a residential house on a busy road. There is a sign out the front so you can't miss it. Like I said in a previous review, I'm uncomfortable about using working names in a review, but since her boss has decided to advertise her name on the Locanto website then I don't think that I'm doing anything wrong in passing on publicly available information. In addition, she knew that this had been done because I mentioned it when I made my booking. She is from Korea. She is a short girl, in her 20s and quite busty. I found her to be a friendly and sweet girl. She loved to talk and that cheered me up. I was pleased with the massage I received. I'd give her a 6 out of 10 for appearance and the massage 6 out of 10. The room was warm and clean. Cost was $70 for the hour.
Anyone who needs any further details regarding the service provided can send me a private message.
Pedros Needs
10-24-13, 22:03
In Adelaide for a few day conference visited a place that advertised massage in the local.
Half way through the massage she asked if I would like a BJ or any other service.
Being in the City of Churches thinking I would now adopt the doogooders on ISG approach I promptly refused the offer.
I have now reported her to the Police, immigration dept and a current affair.
Lifes a *****. I think ill go back to my old ways.
Good punting
Pedro
In Adelaide for a few day conference visited a place that advertised massage in the local.
Half way through the massage she asked if I would like a BJ or any other service.
Being in the City of Churches thinking I would now adopt the doogooders on ISG approach I promptly refused the offer.
I have now reported her to the Police, immigration dept and a current affair.
Lifes a. I think ill go back to my old ways.
Good punting
PedroNice one Pedro.
Ha ha, you're still in denial mate. Nice one. Remember the issue we were talking about was walking into a legit place, asking for a wristy and leaving when it's refused. Man up sleaze bag! It will be a massive weight off your chest when you can come to terms with it.
Remember the issue we were talking about was walking into a legit place, asking for a wristy and leaving when it's refused.No, Krudd, that's not what we are talking about! Why don't you read through the posts and look at what it says NOT what you like it to say? I clearly said "Only the inexperienced would rock up to legit massage places asking for a HJ. For example, I wouldn't rock up to Holiday Calm asking for it or one of the numerous massage places at Chadstone Shopping Centre". It can't be more clear than that, what do you achieve in saying the opposite? The discussion is clearly about non-legit places.
By the way, calling people names like "sleazebag" and "sleazy" is really poor form. No need to lower the discussion to that level.
No, Krudd, that's not what we are talking about! Why don't you read through the posts and look at what it says NOT what you like it to say? I clearly said "Only the inexperienced would rock up to legit massage places asking for a HJ. For example, I wouldn't rock up to Holiday Calm asking for it or one of the numerous massage places at Chadstone Shopping Centre". It can't be more clear than that, what do you achieve in saying the opposite? The discussion is clearly about non-legit places.
By the way, calling people names like "sleazebag" and "sleazy" is really poor form. No need to lower the discussion to that level.TBH BB I don't think it was one of your posts that I found creepy to begin with.
But that point is definitely the one I've been banging on about. It's not really the big deal we've made it out to be, but I'm not taking a backward step about the sleaze factor of making vulnerable women feel uncomfortable in their workplace. And no, I don't mean R'and'T places.
I'm not saying it's anyone's *intention* to *make* the girls feel uncomfortable, but that's what'll happen if the place is legit. FFS, we all know that so I don't even know why I'm typing it.
I hadn't called anyone sleazy until my previous post. I said the behaviour was sleazy. But if my post offended you then I apologise.
Was in Coburg yesterday and checked out Locanto for R&T joints.
Went to Heaven massage at 403 Bell st.
Got massage from Indian chick named Nisha.
Indian in 30's, bit chunky with big fat tits.
$50 for massage that was pathetic.
Then the rollover. Wanted another $50 for handjob only.
Come on $100 for handjob so I left unsatisfied.
I can go to 5 brothels in my area and get 30mins full service.
For that price with a great looking chick.
Guys stop paying exhorbitant prices for a tug.
Thanks for this review.
I drive past this place regularly and have often wondered what it was like. I've noticed from the advertisements on Locanto that this place is mainly staffed by Anglo-Australians and Indians, which may be of interest to members who prefer women of these nationalities. I think you made the right choice by passing up the $50 HJ. Actually, I think that there is something to be said for not even having the massage. If I was facing a massage lady like the one you've described, I think I might have remembered that I had something else to do, apologised politely and passed on the whole thing.
Short Changed
10-27-13, 06:00
Hi everyone,
Newbie here. Can anyone help with the following.
What happened to 438 Plenty road? Got a decent massage there.
A Chinese woman by the name Ling Cai (in her late 30's) worked at there under the name Lena or Lina.
Does anybody know where she works now?
Definitely would love to get a massage from her again.
Cheers
OneCrazyJoe
10-27-13, 10:05
After my last visit here you would think it was my last. Well no. I was so upset I rang and spoke to the boss lady and vented my anger, in a sense, she had noticed a drop off in regular clients and attributed it to nothing more than the regular ebb and flow of business. Anyway she checked up on her girls and found she had some dead wood and now the dead wood is gone. The girls that are there now are of good quality, after a few good sessions over the last few weeks, I can now put it back on my regular haunt list.
Guys if they give you crap service don't put up with it. Tell someone, don't just walk away and put it down to a bad experience. Your shelling out good money for a service.
Happy trails guys.
OCJ.
Another fail this one. Advertises in Locanto. Busty Coco and Busty Mandy. Hunter drive.
Well visited it on Saturday, none of the advertised girls were on. Froze to death on the table, no heater in the cubicle, yes cubicle with a curtain not a room.
Not going to bore you just avoid. Too much$ and instead of feeling great you feel stupid. You will be asking yourself "How can I make the same mistake again?"
So only go if you can negotiate over the phone and make a booking for the advertised Busty girls.
OceanWaves
10-29-13, 10:50
Decided to try this Station Walk after a previous report. Can report ML was really nice, great personality easy to get on with gave a great massage and very obliging. I think it was expensive and next time I would negotiate prior.
Decided to try this Station Walk after a previous report. Can report ML was really nice, great personality easy to get on with gave a great massage and very obliging. I think it was expensive and next time I would negotiate prior.I presume you mean the place in Brighton. It would be good to know her name, how much you paid and services received, otherwise, we are still taking pot luck.
With our recent debate ringing in my ears, I wondered "why should others have all the fun?", so today when in Church St Brighton, I was strolling past a hairdressing salon and there were some pretty tidy babes in there. Seeing as they're in the business of touching men anyway, I really didn't think it'd be that much of a stretch to ask for a HJ. After all, if they don't want to they can just say no & I could politely excuse myself and leave. Strangely, the first WL I asked screamed "FUCK OFF YOU SEX PEST!" and she threatened to call the police if I didn't leave immediately. So guys, I would advise you to keep your hard-earned in your pocket as far as this place is concerned. In fact I expect they'll be out of business within a month or two with that attitude.
With our recent debate ringing in my ears, I wondered "why should others have all the fun?", so today when in Church St Brighton, I was strolling past a hairdressing salon and there were some pretty tidy babes in there. Seeing as they're in the business of touching men anyway, I really didn't think it'd be that much of a stretch to ask for a HJ. After all, if they don't want to they can just say no & I could politely excuse myself and leave. Strangely, the first WL I asked screamed "FUCK OFF YOU SEX PEST!" and she threatened to call the police if I didn't leave immediately. So guys, I would advise you to keep your hard-earned in your pocket as far as this place is concerned. In fact I expect they'll be out of business within a month or two with that attitude.Krudd, it's the way you say it while staring at their chests and drooling. When I asked, they said 'Of course, sir" and the other said 'I'll give you 2 hands and would you like an haircut with that? '. I left immediately because I couldn't make a choice after Edna offered me 2 with the lot plus a pineapple. It was at that stage I noticed the videocam winking at me.
What krudd did asking for a HJ from a hairdresser may not have been appropriate but god it was funny. Many people including a friend of mine believe hairdressers dress fairly provacative to get return business and we know in some Asian countries hairdressing salons are a front for a massage parlour. A shop in moonee ponds of Asian orientation operates out of a hairdressing salon but they don't seem to have hair cutting instruments but they have rooms for massage. Krudd I found your attempt for a HJ with the hairdressers in Brighton truly hilarious. Your report was very laid back.
What krudd did asking for a HJ from a hairdresser may not have been appropriate but god it was funny. Many people including a friend of mine believe hairdressers dress fairly provacative to get return business and we know in some Asian countries hairdressing salons are a front for a massage parlour. A shop in moonee ponds of Asian orientation operates out of a hairdressing salon but they don't seem to have hair cutting instruments but they have rooms for massage. Krudd I found your attempt for a HJ with the hairdressers in Brighton truly hilarious. Your report was very laid back.Mate, Krudd's post was an attempt to make a point, trying to be funny, not reality. For my part, all it proved is that it is a waste of time trying to have a serious discussion with him. He doesn't want to or can't comprehend the posts regarding the difference between a legit place and an RnT.
Great story Krudd.
A shame that BoganB doesn't share your sense of humour. Lmfao.
A few years back I had a young hairdressing apprentice over 18 who used to rub her tits all over me when she was cutting my hair, I noticed in the mirror that her nipples were real hard even through her apron, now this happened several times over the year, so I chanced it, spoke to her after she left work one day, to cut it short, didn't get a bonk but she had the sweetest tasting super wet pussy I had had for a long time, sadly she left to get married not long after, which is why I probably didn't get to bonk her! So there is hope with Hairdressers wait for the frottage though!
There are three massage shops here: one at 175 Sunshine Road (ph: 9314 8868) , one at 179A Sunshine Road (ph: 0406 618 579 and 0411 290 089) and one at 187 Sunshine Road (ph: 0449 865 596). I know others have written about these establishments, but I'm going to throw in my two cents worth in as well.
They are located in an industrial district, in what would arguably be the ugliest and seediest shopping strip in the whole of Melbourne. I would venture that there is not a single person who is so naive and innocent who, when driving past these shops, would be under any illusion about what services are provided at these shops. Thankfully there will be no need to anguish about whether to ask about the services here, because you're going to get them regardless of what you're asking or hoping for.
These places are for all intensive purposes, interchangeable. They all charge $70 for half an hour and for that you get what you would expect. The women who work here are friendly but unattractive Asian women in their 30s to 40s. It's best to visit first thing in the morning, because the towels on the massage tables are changed at most, once at the start of the day. I've visited each one of these shops several times over the past five years and I've never felt good afterwards. These places are depressing and I can't recommend any of them. It goes without saying that I've been living the dream. However if I had to make a choice, then I would choose 175 Sunshine Road because it has a rear entrance and it's slightly cleaner than the others.
The only memorable story I have from my visits concerns the shop in the middle, the one at 179A Sunshine Road. I can remember stumbling into this place, drunk as can be. I flopped down on to the massage table. I sort of remember looking up and being pleasantly surprised at the attractiveness of my massage lady, but on reflection this could have been the effect of my beer goggles. Nevertheless after about five minutes my beautiful massage lady disappears and the mamasan takes her place. Now the mamasan was old, maybe in her sixties, maybe even older. I began grumbling about the pretty girl leaving. The mamasan explained that one of my pretty girl's regulars had arrived and she considered this to be a satisfactory explanation. Anyhow I made the mistake of grumbling something to the effect that the girl who left me was naked and gorgeous, while she was most certainly not. So after listening to my complaint, she proceeds to completely undress herself and crossly tells me to just lie down on the table and keep quiet. Oh god, if there was only some way of washing that memory away. Wrinkly old breasts and wrinkly everything else. Blehhhhh! Anyhow, these are shops are to be avoided when you are sober, and most of all when you're not.
Anyone who needs more information (apart from my recollections of the old lady) can send me a private message.
I hope Pedro hasn't taken his bat and ball and gone home. Old mate I never meant to upset you. I was simply trying to point out...... not going to go into it again. I know how much this forum means to you, and I'd hate to be responsible for you being lost to the community.
AussieGaigin
11-04-13, 06:01
What krudd did asking for a HJ from a hairdresser may not have been appropriate but god it was funny. Many people including a friend of mine believe hairdressers dress fairly provacative to get return business and we know in some Asian countries hairdressing salons are a front for a massage parlour. A shop in moonee ponds of Asian orientation operates out of a hairdressing salon but they don't seem to have hair cutting instruments but they have rooms for massage. Krudd I found your attempt for a HJ with the hairdressers in Brighton truly hilarious. Your report was very laid back.There is a recently opened hairdresser shop in Sydney which also offers massages in a small mezzanine room at the back.
Have thought about trying it out but most of the hairdressers are male. Not sure what happens if the girls are busy cutting hair.
Coming back to Melbourne for a quick trip shortly and was oping someone here could help me.
Anyone know some brothels in the CBD / western suburbs, where I can get my hands on some African WL's?
Had a great one in Singapore once, and now I've got a taste for them!
Thanks guys!
There are three massage shops in the shopping centre near the Sunshine Railway station. There may be others, but I'm not a local and haven't come across them in my travels.
Massage Haven at 2/16 Watt Street, Sunshine is open from 10:00am to 8:30pm, seven days per week. It's telephone number is 03 9943 0465. This is not a bad shop, but neither is it a very good one. Massages are indifferent (5 out of 10). The attractiveness of massage ladies is not good either (5 out of 10) , being mainly staffed by women in their 30s and 40s. The only good thing about this place is that it is clean, the massage rooms have doors and you consistently receive what you are hoping for. The manager does her best to keep her customers happy. For example, if you don't like the look of the massage lady you have been offered, the manager will be happy to offer to replace her with whoever else is available. I have never left this place disappointed. But on the other hand, I've never been blown away (so to speak) by what has happened. This place is recommended, but it's nothing to write home about.
Natural Plus, at 5 City Place, Sunshine is open from 9:30am to 9:30pm, seven days per week. Its telephone number is 03 9311 0198. The owners of Natural Plus have not really decided whether they wish to operate a Chinese medicine shop or something far less salubrious. You can apparently (if the advertisements in the window are to be believed) obtain a diploma in natural medicine here. It is located in one of the most ugly and depressing streets in Sunshine. There are a mix of ladies working here: some in their 20s and most much older. Attractiveness of massage ladies is poor (4 out of 10) but the massages are okay (6 out of 10). This place is not recommended.
Oriental Massage Therapy, at 47 Dickson St, Sunshine, is open from 11:00am to 8:00pm, seven days per week. Its telephone number is 03 9311 9994. Despite the shabby appearances of the building, it is one of my very favourite places. It seems to me to be similar to the place BogaB described in his 14 October 2013 review of his Huntingdale / Brighton establishment, being mainly staffed by PRC students. The services you receive here are inconsistent: some ladies are just wonderful, while others are just going through the motions. Some months standards decline and other times, for no apparent reason, they're good again. It's a great place to visit over Christmas because the owner brings down ladies from other places who are highly motivated to make as much money as they possibly can during their visit to Melbourne. Massages are okay, probably 6 out of 10 and the attractiveness of the massage ladies varies from 6 to 9 out of 10. I've had massages at this place from girls who were heart breakingly beautiful. Don't complain to me if the time you visit that there was no evidence of this. As they say on the football radio shows, I calls it the ways I sees it.
In addition to the three shops I have reviewed, there is a fourth shop, on the first floor of 13 to 15 City Place. Its phone number is 0412 696 042. The shop takes some finding: you need to walk down a small arcade and ring the doorbell on a metal door. I didn't see any signs about but some guy I met sweeping the floor of the arcade said that the shop was definitely here, but often closed. The shop has advertised recently on the Locanto and Gumtree websites. According to its advertisements there are "hot girls everyday!" However I have never found this place open so I am not able to confirm the availability of girls, hot or otherwise. I have rung the phone number about half a dozen times at different times and days over the past couple of weeks and got no answer. When you ring this number you will get an automatic text message reply: "I am driving, please call me later." No-one ever rings you back. Anyhow I have never actually managed to come here when it's open and would be happy to hear if anyone does. It's like a lot of things: whatever you can't get becomes more attractive as a consequence.
As with all my reviews, if you need specifics about services and prices, please contact me via private message.
Pedros Needs
11-08-13, 12:40
Coming back to Melbourne for a quick trip shortly and was oping someone here could help me.
Anyone know some brothels in the CBD / western suburbs, where I can get my hands on some African WL's?
Had a great one in Singapore once, and now I've got a taste for them!
Thanks guys!DTM Not WL I am sure but I spent some time today in Barkly St Footscray and god there some stunning dark ladies strut up and down there.
Reckon I might take the odd lunch trip down there not that it renowned as a pick up area I would think.
Good luck with the search.
Pedro
I have visited the massage shop at 219 Ascot Vale Road, Ascot Vale several times over the past few years. Its telephone number is (03) 9004 1477. It's open seven days a week from roughly 11:00am to 8:00 pm. The first time I went there I was just blown away. It started like an everyday massage and because I had never been there before I wasn't expecting anything much. Without getting into a lot of details, my massage lady invited the other lady who was working there on that day to help finish things off. They were both really gorgeous and participated enthusiastically. Needless to say, it was one of the most memorable occasions in my mongering days. Over the years however, things have declined a lot. The last time I visited I paid for a one hour massage together with my upfront tip and only received a massage of about 40 minutes in length. That really makes me grumpy. Its one thing for a massage lady to be ugly (what can she do about it?) or to have moral impediments to providing extras (in other contexts this would be an admirable quality). But to be too lazy to even provide a full hour is just hopeless in my opinion. In those situations, I don't make a fuss – I just never come back and I haven't. This place is not recommended. It's quite possible that things have improved since my last visit but I'm not shelling any more money to find out.
The second shop in this review is of Blue Moon Therapy Care shop. It's located at 127-129 Union Road, Ascot Vale and their telephone number is (03) 9372 9517. It is open seven days a week from 10:00am to 9:00pm. This is a new shop, having opened in the last six months. It advertises on Locanto and elsewhere. According to its Locanto advertisement they have "Beautiful and friendly staffs, have girl here" together with pictures of the pretty girls who presumably work there."Hmmm, that does look good," I said to myself. So like the fool I am I have visited several times over the past month. I have not been on my own in thinking that there may be something more offered. The massage room that I was in is near the front door. During each of my massages there was a regular stream of guys coming in and asking about happy endings, which suggests to me that I am not alone in thinking that there is something of an inconsistency between what is offered and what is actually provided (for example, there was no sign of the girls pictured in the advertisements). While I felt sorry for the massage ladies having to say "no sexual services provided" over and over each day, in this case it seems to me that the way the shop is advertised is the real problem here. The shop is clean, freshly renovated and has a good atmosphere. The massage ladies are indeed friendly and attractive (probably 6 out of 10). The quality of the massages I received were okay (6 out of 10). However on the basis of what I've received, I think there is little or no chance of anything fun happening here. This place is not recommended.
In both shops, massages are priced at the usual $70 per hour. Anyone who needs any further details about services and prices can contact me via a private message.
Meanderer thanks for your report on the 3 Ugly Duckling massage shops opposite Tottenham station. On my way home from st. Albans I popped into 175 as I read your review about the 3 shops on Tottenham Road are the most seediest and depressing sights you will ever see in a vey ugly part of the world. The receptionist put me in a room and told me she had a young beautiful girl. Meanderer said most of the ladies are old here so I wanted to see for myself. Her name was Dada she quoted she was 23 she was from China she looked mid to late 20's she wore a green miniskirt and her legs were very full and thick. Her hair was very wavy / curly she had a cute round nose and she had doll like eyes. I asked if she was Japanese and she said Chinese, her voice was so sweet and I told the mamasan I'm only passing through but I told her this girl is an absolute honey and I just can't go through with it. The boss lady led me to the door and said I have 2 others if you want. I replied"you know what I've had a terrible day today and Dada looks like an angel so I booked her for 30mins 70$ nude. Inside the room there was an acupuncture picture of an Asian man whose face was looking over the table and a couple of pics with the back of his head exposed and a receding hair line in the middle of his head which I pointed out to dada when she entered the room. She laughed and I knew she would becasue I could tell I had an instant repoire with this women. She did the light crack massage saying things like you like that, she had the ability to turn a man on but I just wanted a bit of caressing with this one. I felt no hornyness with her, I just admired her body, her wavy hair and cute round nose and lovely personality. There was only a bit of penis rubbing when I turned over. If your in the area and you feel its a lost cause, don't give up on Dada, she worked today Saturday, filling in for a friend she said.
Person's Name: Rebecca.
Establishment: Oriental Angels.
Date of Visit: 10 Nov 2013.
Contact Details / Address / Weblink: 15 George Street.
Hours of Business:
Rates: $110 30 mins.
Age: 23.
Size / shape: 8.
Nationality or Ethnicity: Chinese.
Services Provided: FS.
Value for money / recommend?: No.
My experience / comments: I arrived at OA this evening to be greeted by three girls. I decided to go for Rebecca as she had great looks so I paid my money and was shown to the first room. I had a shower and just after getting out in came Rebecca with another girl (Sorry didn't get her name). I should have realised at this point that my initial decission might not have been the best choice. The second girl was very friendly and more confident and was helping me dry off. After saying I was only after one girl she soon left. Rebecca soon stripped of to show a stunning body with D size breasts. After having some basic chit chat I found out that she came from Bejing and had been over here for three years and that she had only been at OA for about 3 weeks (Second alarm bell was ringing but not loud enough. She started to give me a CBJ and I asked to have a suck on her great looking breasts. After about 5 seconds she quickly pulled away and said that it was tickling (Damn alarm bells still not ringing loud enough). I have to admit the condoms they use seem of a small variation than what I am used to but she put one on and then proceeded to hope on top. After a bit I wanted to do doggy with her. As I was just about to come I felt her clench her pussy as she quickly pulled away from me. Next thing I know is she is accusing me of pulling off the condom. Lucky for me even though she had clenched her pussy as she pulled away and the condom being on tighter than normal she was not able to pull the condom off with her pussy. But this still did not stop her from accusing me of taking it off (Even though she could still see it on my cock.) She then went off on one saying it was dangerous to take if off (No shit sherlock) and then proceeded to leave the room with about 15 mins to spare. I have to admit this is the first time I have ever been treated like that and I would never see her again
Kiwi, I hope you complained to management. If you get shit service like that, a complaint may help the next punter who comes along. In addition, I have been offered a free booking (free from the parlour, not the girl) at parlours a few times after expressing my displeasure at the level of service. It depends how professionally the establishment is run.
RntInspector
11-13-13, 05:45
I have visited the massage shop at 219 Ascot Vale Road, Ascot Vale several times over the past few years. Its telephone number is (03) 9004 1477. It's open seven days a week from roughly 11:00am to 8:00 pm. The first time I went there I was just blown away. It started like an everyday massage and because I had never been there before I wasn't expecting anything much. Without getting into a lot of details, my massage lady invited the other lady who was working there on that day to help finish things off. They were both really gorgeous and participated enthusiastically. Needless to say, it was one of the most memorable occasions in my mongering days. Over the years however, things have declined a lot. The last time I visited I paid for a one hour massage together with my upfront tip and only received a massage of about 40 minutes in length. That really makes me grumpy. Its one thing for a massage lady to be ugly (what can she do about it?) or to have moral impediments to providing extras (in other contexts this would be an admirable quality). But to be too lazy to even provide a full hour is just hopeless in my opinion. In those situations, I don't make a fuss – I just never come back and I haven't. This place is not recommended. It's quite possible that things have improved since my last visit but I'm not shelling any more money to find out.Just got back from there now. I've been a regular since it started years ago. When the whole RnT scene took off it was one of the first. I have followed it from 219 Ascot Vale Road to Kent Street, when it worked out of a house and back to 219. As a business it is a barameter for the whole industry. When it first started it was a serious massage place with clothed HJ. Then it moved to a situation where before they had even counted your $70 they had their gear off. Remember when $70 was nude massage with HJ? Then it moved to Kent Steet whilst they built an apartment on top of the shop. That was its peak, it was full of hotties. As was every other place 'because the visa situation was slacker than it is now. Since then its generally had older women with the odd young one. The older women have always provided good value.
However, it reached the pits around New Year this year. In fact I wrote a review where I said I walked out. It was so bad. Young girls. No extras. No idea and more importantly. A really shit massage.
Fortunately, for at least six months its been good value again. For $50 plus tip. Yes no FS, BBJ, BJ, DATY but you'll get a decent massage, nice crack work and for a tip.
There are some girls now but they just massage and to be honest. They do a very good massage. The older woman. Who's still got it. Helps out at the end.
So I don't mind if I get one who does a good massage 'because the older chick is there 7 days.
I would recommend this place.
RntInspector
11-13-13, 05:53
There are three massage shops here: one at 175 Sunshine Road (ph: 9314 8868) , one at 179A Sunshine Road (ph: 0406 618 579 and 0411 290 089) and one at 187 Sunshine Road (ph: 0449 865 596). I know others have written about these establishments, but I'm going to throw in my two cents worth in as well.Pre the famous police raid 175 was fantastic. There was a girl called Cherri (half Viet / Half Chinese).10/10. Very beautiful.
Plus there was another hot girl who just worked Thursdays. And the Monday girl Nancy was good.
Post the raid. That would be two years now? I have found no quailty there.
179A Sunshine Road. Used to be great. Two women in partnership. Lots of hotties. Partnership broke up. Then the quality dropped off. Haven't been there since the famous police raid.
187 Sunshine Road. Was there maybe 3 weeks ago. Older women. Didn't really like what was on offer so took the massage option with I hoped would include the happy ending. After about 2 min just got hassled and hassled to upgrade to FS. Upgraded but it wasn't anything special. Would have been happy with just the HJ and few extra dollars in my pocket.
All three places are dirty and smelly.
Pedros Needs
11-16-13, 05:06
Visited 175 today first try.
Half hour FS for $80.
Was ok and will return.
Pedro.
Pre the famous police raid 175 was fantastic. There was a girl called Cherri (half Viet / Half Chinese).10/10. Very beautiful.
Plus there was another hot girl who just worked Thursdays. And the Monday girl Nancy was good.
Post the raid. That would be two years now? I have found no quailty there.
179A Sunshine Road. Used to be great. Two women in partnership. Lots of hotties. Partnership broke up. Then the quality dropped off. Haven't been there since the famous police raid.
187 Sunshine Road. Was there maybe 3 weeks ago. Older women. Didn't really like what was on offer so took the massage option with I hoped would include the happy ending. After about 2 min just got hassled and hassled to upgrade to FS. Upgraded but it wasn't anything special. Would have been happy with just the HJ and few extra dollars in my pocket.
All three places are dirty and smelly.
On page 3 of The Sunday Age today there is a report on a website similar to this one,"uncovered" by Fairfax Media. It states that "members post restaurant-style reviews of brothels" and other establishments." In nearly every case," the report states,"these highly explicit, degrading evaluations reads the same. The cheaper the price and the further she goes. The better". The report quotes some woman or other who describes the online communications as "completely unethical. A line is being crossed here. Ultimately, it incites violence."
I don't think they'd love our forum very much either, but it doesn't seem as bad as the one referred to in this report. I think the moderators and members here do a pretty good job in keeping things both useful and (relatively) nice.
This shop is located in a residential street, at 12 Hugh Street, Footscray. It's been in operation for at least the last several years. It advertises on Locanto and in the local newspapers. It is open seven days a week from 10am to 8pm. Prices are $50 for half hour $80 for one hour. The telephone number for this place is 0452 361 336 or 9687 0510. It is a good idea to ring ahead if you're planning to visit because the mamasan is happy to let you know who is working and to provide descriptions of the massage ladies. I've always enjoyed my visits here and recommend it. The staff are generally Asian and are a mix of Asian women. If you require any further information about this establishment, please send me a private message.
I'm sad to say that the massage shop at 438 Plenty Road, Preston has closed. When I drove past today, it had a padlock on the door and a real estate "For Lease" sign on the window. This is a real shame because in an industry where the word "notorious" is thrown around so easily, this really deserved the appellation. It was the most debauched of the massage shops in the Northern suburbs. I've never found anywhere that came close to it. They never advertised, to my knowledge. They didn't need to. There was always a regular stream of locals coming and going in out of the front door. The women who worked here were not always the best looking but they really knew how to make a man happy. There was one lady who when I arrived would sometime put her hands between my legs and ask me whether I was pleased to see her. Being greeted that way always made me laugh. It was a place where you would receive five minutes of perfunctory massage followed by twenty five minutes of just great sex. It was a really, really great shop.
This is a new shop that opened in the last month. They are open from 10am to 8pm, seven days a week. Their telephone number is 0404 147 235 and they advertise in the local newspaper. It is managed by a friendly middle aged guy. He seems like a good bloke and I wish him all the best for his business. The massage I received there was fine. It cost $70 for half an hour and I received what you would usually receive for that amount of money. The place doesn't stink like some massage shops. It's a bit cluttered and untidy, but I don't care about stuff like that. This is an awful thing to say but I am going to say it anyway: the massage lady I had was ugly, old and fat. It should be noted that those adjectives would provide an apt description for myself, but I'm not charging anyone $70 for the pleasure of my company. It's quite possible that there are other massage ladies who are better than the one I had but I'm not going to be rushing back anytime soon. If any members are considering a visit, I would strongly recommend that you ring ahead and ask for a description before you arrive. Don't rely on pot luck. If anyone wants any further information about my review, please send me a private message.
RntInspector
11-18-13, 22:06
I'm sad to say that the massage shop at 438 Plenty Road, Preston has closed. When I drove past today, it had a padlock on the door and a real estate "For Lease" sign on the window. .It was definately a great place with one of the best girls around. Lina. She used to also pop up at another closed place. Melville Road. It's now a jewellery shop.
There's a interesting footnote about her. Earlier this year there was an ad in Gumtree where a guy was offering $1000 if someone got Lina to contact him. Apparently things ended badly between them.
Don't know if he ever paid out but she obviously left a mark on him.
438 had a room with a mirror on the wall, Lina loved to watch herself!
Feeling toey over lunchtime on this glorious day and just ventured out to cheap and nasty but always good rewards. 305 Queensbury. I haven't been since I think there has been a change of owner, now front desk is manned by a Chinese dude-anyways, I can report none of the sure fire things like Jessica works there anymore. I got a good massage with no hint of extras, sweet looking Chinese student, felt like a **** if I pushed for extras so didn't bother. Good massage. $50/30mins. Has anyone frequented recently and are there extras on offer anymore?
Feeling toey over lunchtime on this glorious day and just ventured out to cheap and nasty but always good rewards. 305 Queensbury. I haven't been since I think there has been a change of owner, now front desk is manned by a Chinese dude-anyways, I can report none of the sure fire things like Jessica works there anymore. I got a good massage with no hint of extras, sweet looking Chinese student, felt like a **** if I pushed for extras so didn't bother. Good massage. $50/30mins. Has anyone frequented recently and are there extras on offer anymore?Hi DingoD.
I visited this place about a year ago. That's probably before the change of ownership. When I was there they had a sign on the inside of the room that said something to the effect of "keep your underwear on". I should have run out the door as soon as I read that sign but I had already paid by that time. I don't think you have as much to complain about as I do. I would have been grateful to have been massaged by a pretty Chinese student. I was a massaged by a Thai lady in her 40s or 50s. She was a good lady nevertheless and she even let me take off my underwear (!). But like in your report, there was not the least suggestion of anything more. I haven't been back since and have no plans to do so.
There's a interesting footnote about her. Earlier this year there was an ad in Gumtree where a guy was offering $1000 if someone got Lina to contact him. Apparently things ended badly between them. Don't know if he ever paid out but she obviously left a mark on him.I don't think he's given up yet. Some fellow called Dean has placed five advertisements for Lina on the Locanto website.
The latest one reads as follows: "Hi there, if you know Lina the Chinese lady who used to operate a massage joint along Regent Street Preston, could you pass on a message to her that Dean would like to see her. Happy to reward $2000 to anyone who can convince her to contact me. NOTE; cash will only be paid to Lina when I see her. No meet no cash."
It's starting to look a little creepy to me.
Visited the moorabbin joint last week to be greeted by a beaming young mama san (mimi) and was told coca would be available in 5 mins. After 20 mins, I was able to be with this Vietnamese hjotty who shrigged her clothes off and put my magic stick in her mouth. DF was also offered along with clit massage. Left after having been spent twice.
Cost $100/30 mins.
FS has been clamped down on but I suspect some VIP customers still get it.
Shopa lso has new contact numbers.Been to Station St but unable yo get FS from coca, any hints? Mimi does it?
Is 34 station st Moorabbin on for FS? Any one knows? Hints to approach the place? Who is the best girl?
Is 34 station st Moorabbin on for FS? Any one knows? Hints to approach the place? Who is the best girl?No completely legit place these days.
this shop is located at 38 hall street, moonee ponds and is open seven days a week from 10am to 7pm. the shop's telephone numbers are 0449 726 126 and 9372 9996. i'm pretty sure that the shop is new to the area. i can't remember it ever being here before and i walk along this street quite regularly. everything is freshly painted and looks good. at the front of the shop is a hair dressing salon. there were two people getting their hair cut at the time i visited, and so i'm pretty sure that this is not the moonee ponds hairdresser referred to by other members in earlier posts in which you can't get a haircut. out the back of the shop there are a number of massage cubicles with curtains for doors. the cubicles are quite small, but clean and comfortable. the shop is managed by a friendly middle aged european guy. they advertise on locanto website and according to their advertisement they would "like to introduce our bold and beautiful ladies to give you amazing the massage. allow us to take your tension and stress away by calming your mind, body and spirit, with long flowing strokes over around and under the body." i received a massage from miss akami. according to their website advertisement, she is a therapist educated from hong kong and specialises in swedish, relaxation, swedish and lomi lomi, available thursday to saturday. according to the advertisement,"she is one of the best" and i would have to agree. she is really a sweet and friendly girl (early 20s) and a real doll. i would give her a 8 out of 10 for looks and a 7 out of 10 for her massage. the cost of a relaxation massage is $80 and $90 for lomi lomi. because i am a cheap bastard i chose the $80 option. if anyone wants any more details about the service i received please send me a private message. as a note to members, the advertisement explicitly states they do not provide sexual services and so i think that if you were to ask directly for them, the answer would definitely be 'no'. as i had my massage, i over heard a few punters asking about the possibility of additional services and they were told that such services were unavailable. i definitely plan to return to this place in the near future. if i had no regard for how this would make me look, i would have returned again later in the afternoon.
Pedros Needs
11-28-13, 08:09
Guys.
Heading this way.
Any privates there anyone can recommend?
Pedro
There are Lolilove massage shops at:
214 Lygon Street, Brunswick (tel: 0415 337 478)
74 Sydney Road, Coburg (tel: 0406 856 988)
419 Bell Street, Pascoe Vale South (tel: 0434 343 979).
180 Toorak Road, South Yarra (tel: 0435 888 887).
There was another one in Prahran that I think has been closed. There may be others, but that's all I know about.
These shops are for all intensive purposes identical. I'm pretty sure that they have all opened within the last year. They are always clean and comfortable. The manager moves around the staff regularly and so it is not always easy to know who will be at which shop on any particular day. It is a good idea to ring ahead before you arrive because they can often be quite busy and also so that you have an opportunity to choose from whoever is working on that day.
This is stating the obvious but in my experience it's always better to ring ahead. The massage ladies that keep their customers happy are often busy all day long, and the ones that the regulars avoid are always available for punters who just arrive at the door. If you ring up first, the managers of these shops will often tell who is popular and by implication, who is not. Of course sometimes the phone is answered by the massage ladies, and then it's hard to get much more than age and nationality.
According to their advertisements in Locanto, Hot Frog and elsewhere, you can expect "nice, sweet and considerable female masseuses from multi nationalities." I can confirm this description. The massage ladies are mostly Chinese, but also Anglos, Japanese, Indian and even a good looking African lady on one occasion. According to their advertisements they only offer non-sexual services. A one hour massage costs $70. I would recommend each one of these shops.
Members who need more detailed information about these shops should send me a private message.
Just to report the rates there.
Initial quote says 50 for blowjob. 70 or 80 for sex and 100 for both.
The price for full sex (and usually with an initial bare back blowjob) is 50 or 60 AUD with good looking ones. It lasts the time of the intercourse.
I was never able to get lower prices. Anything higher is wrong.
Zaqaaa is spretty much spot on with his prices.
I was cruising for a couple of hours on Friday night and the pickings were slim. No real quality at all and not a lot of girls out.
Went home with blue balls
Have been cruising Dandenong frequently of late, and pickings are indeed very slim.
Pretty much just drug fucked skanks well past there use by date.
There is a young blonde, Tabitha, who has been down here of late, but the drugs have really taken there toll.
Use to see her when she was a newbie and freshfaced. She graduated to St. Kilda for a while, but is back in Dandy now and you could hardly recognise her.
Have seen a good looking Sudi. 24, but she is now asking ridiculous prices and CBJ.
The rest down there are forcing me to take matters into my own hands!
there are lolilove massage shops at:
214 lygon street, brunswick (tel: 0415 337 478)
74 sydney road, coburg (tel: 0406 856 988)
419 bell street, pascoe vale south (tel: 0434 343 979).
180 toorak road, south yarra (tel: 0435 888 887).
there was another one in prahran that i think has been closed. there may be others, but that's all i know about.
these shops are for all intensive purposes identical. i'm pretty sure that they have all opened within the last year. they are always clean and comfortable. the manager moves around the staff regularly and so it is not always easy to know who will be at which shop on any particular day. it is a good idea to ring ahead before you arrive because they can often be quite busy and also so that you have an opportunity to choose from whoever is working on that day.
=========snip======================toorak road one closed about 3 weeks ago, always curious but i never finished up going in, there's about a dozen massage shops within walking distance, haven't tried them all. lollilove seemed a bit too obvious although i kept on getting visions of a nymphet enjoying my popsicle or perhaps that was [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901). 20s seems about the right age, i have no interest in teens, the 30s seem to start getting bored and 40+s re-discover customer service. gold for me is a place where you can get a great massage with an ultimate tension release of choice. problem seems to be once you find one and become a regular, the massage part starts to become a token.
Have been cruising Dandenong frequently of late, and pickings are indeed very slim.
Pretty much just drug fucked skanks well past there use by date.
There is a young blonde, Tabitha, who has been down here of late, but the drugs have really taken there toll.
Use to see her when she was a newbie and freshfaced. She graduated to St. Kilda for a while, but is back in Dandy now and you could hardly recognise her.
Have seen a good looking Sudi. 24, but she is now asking ridiculous prices and CBJ.
The rest down there are forcing me to take matters into my own hands!According to the local newspaper there was a blitz in the Dandenong area in November more than 30 people up on charges.
Teltel
Hi guys,
Heading to MEL next week for business. I have read the Forum got some great advise, thank you.
Can anybody recommend a nice slim Asian (prefer Japanese) girl 20-25 that does FS outcall to CBD.
So sick of Asian ladies turning up claiming to be 24 (think they get the digits back to front ).
I can return the favour if you visit Brisbane.
Please PM if you can help.
Thanks
Pedros Needs
12-04-13, 10:04
Stopped by this former regular haunt today not having gone out of my way to visit on the back of some average reports on here.
Greeted by a 30s? Lady that turns out I had seen some time back before Market St in the City became a victim to closure.
She made it known FS was available happy to accept $100 for the 30mins which was unrushed and included BBBJ.
Maybe hit and miss by all reports but was worth the investment today.
Not one to trawl or visit Locanto but staggered to see taking a recent look that many are asking for $300- $450 even $600 PH.
Like my punts but no matter how hot thats Bull S.
Pedro
Stopped by this former regular haunt today not having gone out of my way to visit on the back of some average reports on here.
Greeted by a 30s? Lady that turns out I had seen some time back before Market St in the City became a victim to closure.
She made it known FS was available happy to accept $100 for the 30mins which was unrushed and included BBBJ.
Maybe hit and miss by all reports but was worth the investment today.
Not one to trawl or visit Locanto but staggered to see taking a recent look that many are asking for $300- $450 even $600 PH.
Like my punts but no matter how hot thats Bull S.
PedroAlso have been there recently and haven't got around to writing it up, the menu is very varied. Previous occasion finished up with good looking WL but half her body was covered with some kind of plastic bandage. Mission control got upset and aborted. Last time I had Sally who was forties but trying to look and act like a teenager with very little success. Massage was average or maybe I'm just getting too fussy these days. Attempts at a BBBJ reminded me of someone trying to DFk a velociraptor in case it turned into a prince. Better when Kitty / Cici were there.
Tim Stevens
12-05-13, 10:54
Lads,
Been away for a while, thought I should start contributing again, so here are a few general updates:
Brooklyn (found on Locanto). Tiffany.
Saw a girl named Tiffany at a place in Brooklyn, just near the freeway. Not sure it has a name but you can find it easy enough in Locanto. Tiffany is a super cute viet girl who I have seen before at another place under a different name. She has always been a lovely girl not to demanding on the money and IMHO is damn fine. Nice arse, good sized titties that she has been happy to have played with and never been one to push your hand away when you play with her pussy. In the past my only complaint has been that she never takes her clothes fully off, and has never shown signs of going further than touching. Mostly this is still the case, although when I saw her recently she did strip fully off and rub those yummy titties all over me, but still said no when I asked if this meant more was offer. Will definitely keep me coming back for more. Massage is $70 / hr and I think I paid about $40 for her to nude up and let my hands roam free and finish with a HJ. I have been pretty good to her in the past with tips in the hope that I will be able to get further, but I don't think she has high demands for minimum payments. I don't mind paying her more, she is one of those ones that you never feel like your being ripped off with. Can someone PM if they have managed to get her to go further than I have stated? I would love to bury my head between those legs.
Lygon St, Brunswick North (can't remember the name of the joint, think it was mentioned a few pages back on the forum, found on Locanto). Chloe.
Super hot black girl.
Fuck me black girls can be hot.
Can't remember too many details which is annoying I know. I think it was pretty pricy but the reason I am still mentioning it is that she was fucking hot, quick to get her top off, and she really liked you going hard on her nipples which I found very hot. Was worried I was going to hurt her but she just kept saying "harder"! The image of her stroking my dick while I really worked her nipples, and her head slightly tilted back, eyes shut and a smile on her face. That will stay in the spank bank for quite some time. She did say next time she would get all her gear off, when I asked her how much she said she "hasn't decided" as she hasn't done it before. I think she works at this one on Tuesday's but may work at some of their other shops. Again, if anyone has any details of other shops she works at and how far she will go for how much. Please PM. Got to find her again and as before would love to get my head between those legs (there is a common theme here, it would seem).
Heaven Massage Pasco Vale. Candy.
Went to see her because I couldn't find Chloe. Advertised as a hot black girl from Kenya. Didn't get a good vibe when I walked in, she seemed pretty indifferent, and nothing happened in the massage to make me change my mind on that. Good massage but not very good on the conversation etc. Got to the end, I asked about extras-clothed HJ for $30 nothing else. Paid the money, but the fact that she stood there with zero expression while playing with the little brain left me so cold that I knew nothing was going to happen so I said don't bother and got out of there. Will not be back.
Think that's about it. Good hunting.
This is a quick review to say that there is not even a hint of anything extra at the two following massage shops:
Pink Thai Massage at 319 Victoria Street, Brunswick, tel: 9388 1441.
Sawaddee Thai Massage at 123 Pascoe Vale Road, Moonee Ponds, tel: 9370 7015.
I'm only posting this information so that members don't waste any money at these shops.
The massage at Sawaddee Thai Massage was amazingly good and the massage at Pink Thai Massage was pretty good as well. The massage at Sawaddee Thai Massage is provided on a mattress in near total darkness. I'm thinking that it's a crying shame that all massages can't be done in this way.
As an aside, I'm wondering whether on the whole, Thai massage shops tend to be less promising than Chinese massage shops?
Foxton St shop is up for lease and the business has now moved to 11 Arthur st. Stalbans.
Foxton st shop is up for lease and the business has now moved to 11 arthur st. Stalbans.I went there today too! Then decided to go else where will review now!
GTAWestside
12-07-13, 17:43
Greetings,
The regular place (Foxton, didn't go looking for new place due to no GPS) wasn't available so I took up a recommendation a while back at Tottenham, rear entrance and this is my story / report. I did go Oriental Massage Therapy, at 47 Dickson but walking in the front was a little confronting.
Went in and there was a bunch of maybe 4 women sweet talking an old guy in maybe his 60's? Anyways mamasan walked me to a private room where she showed me two WL one early one late 30's that wasn't to my liking so mamasan told me to wait for 10 and there would be another 2 more I could check out. 10 minutes later 2 WL showed up and first I didn't agree but I thought better of it and thought might as well chose the prettiest one of the 6. So I think her name was meimei? Anyhow, walked me to a room and I wasn't sure of the service here so I covered my back by asking what was on offer. She said a lot of things which was good to me but I only had 50 which was only a massage and a handyjob for 30 mins (keep this in mind). She came back and told me to get naked and lie down. Straight away pranced for the willy and tried to get me off asap with touching but other than that nothing more. She made a couple of fake moans here and there but not much heart into it wasn't passionate or wanting to talk about anything. Looked rather angry and frustrated. Was very very very rushed. Tried to get extras but she said more money. She gave a half hearted handjob and gave it a nice clean; blew my load in maybe 10? She quickly got dressed and left telling me to dress. I was thinking maybe she would come back for the massage but she came back telling me thank you. I walked out and the 4 women outside were still talking up the old man who looked at me like I was a scum. Mamasan said thank you and walked me to the door.
IMHO I wasn't happy with the service. Place was standard. I was expecting a massage after.
Mamasan was great and very good! I was happy to deal with her. It might have also been a bad time cause I came at 8:00pm so they close at 9:30.
The WL herself.
Looks: 4/10.
Massage: none given.
Handyjob: 4/10 rushed.
Clean up: okay, used a little more lube then intended.
Cleanness: 5/10.
Spoke Chinese everywhere and I thought that was a little unprofessional but who knows.
WIReturn: No.
Moneys worth: No.
Recommend: No.
Till next time peace out Mtfers.
Thanks for the info teltel. I must have been lucky to miss the BIB's blitz.
Was cruising Dandy Friday night and bugger all out, but did pass Mags and Tabitha. Mags was getting searched by the BIB, so I avoided the area for a while.
Headed back later and I only saw 1 girl, and she could have had a pension card.
Hoping for some sustained hot weather as I find that brings out more girls!
Thanks for the info teltel. I must have been lucky to miss the BIB's blitz.
Was cruising Dandy Friday night and bugger all out, but did pass Mags and Tabitha. Mags was getting searched by the BIB, so I avoided the area for a while.
Headed back later and I only saw 1 girl, and she could have had a pension card.
Hoping for some sustained hot weather as I find that brings out more girls!Is Tabitha the young blonde that likes the pokies and her mum was on the street at the same time? Dandy has gone way down, it was ok about 5 years ago, Mags has been good but she is too addicted and hard core now and is on 1st name basis with LE?
I found 3 Sudanese down there once and nearly died happy doing them all at once, it was a one time good deal I have been back 100's of times trying to find them but no luck, that experiance certainly gave me the taste for black women. Hard to find black wg in Aust.
Dr
I'm very suprised that nobody here has mentioned 1533 High st, Glen Iris. Without doubt this place has the best looking Asian chicks in town. As a matter of fact, I just happened to go last night. The chick I saw was called Jo Jo about 7/10 in looks. Service about a 7/10.
Give it a go dudes, you won't be disappointed.
JimmyTheMan
12-12-13, 06:50
Lads,
I have not posted here for a while but I promise to make more of an effort.
The other day I visited Massage Pozitiva in Carnegie. I get there and I see that the girl is gorgeous, blonde, young etc. She tells me to take it all off which is always a good sign. As a rule of thumb I generally know if there are extras if they don't cover you up or tell you to leave your undies on. The massage commences and it was very good, there is a bit of contact with the important parts and I am glad that I made the visit. I flip over and its all good until the time is eventually up. I realized that she was not going to offer so I asked if there were extras and to my surprises she said no. Has anyone else been there? Maybe she just didn't like me?
Some other recent punts worth talking about:
Surrey Hills / Fitzroy Lomi Lomi, private. Great service but she has a body that reminds me of a mans. Somehow I think she may have been a he. Has anyone else had that thought?
Moonee Ponds. Mt Alex Road at the back of a hair salon (not to be confused with Maple Leaf, this is a different place) girls are nice and young and the extras are there if you ask.
Level 7, 343 Lt Collins St, has anyone tried there? Had a great massage but I asked about extras and was told no.
July Massage Sydney Road. Scottish girl there named Kirsty, fantastic service $40 + $20, she rubs her tits in your face and catches your cum in her hand. The massage is also very good but not much privacy. Only a curtain to the room, no door. WIR. Yes.
Urban Kneads Little Bourke St. There's plenty going on there, highly recommended.
136 Martin St Brighton. Good massage, no extras offered but I didn't ask. I think there would be if I had been a bit more forward.
Can anyone recommend anywhere for me? I am mostly after private massage girls, preferably not asian. I want a good massage with basic extras. I have been meaning to try Jess and Rachel who operate on Wed and Thurs from the CBD. Has anyone tried them?
SuperRaven
12-12-13, 07:53
Yes well done, great work.
Would like to add Award Massage in Vic Street. Total ugly girls and no extra, used to be ok back in the day.
This is a quick review to say that there is not even a hint of anything extra at the two following massage shops:
Pink Thai Massage at 319 Victoria Street, Brunswick, tel: 9388 1441.
Sawaddee Thai Massage at 123 Pascoe Vale Road, Moonee Ponds, tel: 9370 7015.
I'm only posting this information so that members don't waste any money at these shops.
The massage at Sawaddee Thai Massage was amazingly good and the massage at Pink Thai Massage was pretty good as well. The massage at Sawaddee Thai Massage is provided on a mattress in near total darkness. I'm thinking that it's a crying shame that all massages can't be done in this way.
As an aside, I'm wondering whether on the whole, Thai massage shops tend to be less promising than Chinese massage shops?
DavidTran90
12-12-13, 09:31
Hey everyone, long-time reader and decided I should probably give back.
My reviews extend back for about a year, so I am not sure as to the availability of the girls at each of the establishments.
I live in the Western Suburbs and prefer punting here, so my reviews will all be regarding AMPs in St. Albans, Sunshine and Footscray.
When I go to an AMP, I don't go for RnT or any massage and I request FS upfront.
Review 1: Chelmsford, St. Albans.
Stopped by here a few times, but the girls were all PRC 35+ and not in shape. One day I felt particularly dirty so I ended up visiting. The establishment is a house with basically two bedrooms and a scruffy looking Chinese guy managing it. The bedrooms are dimly lit which made me unsure as to how clean it actually was. Each bedroom had both a bed and a massage table. I went with the only girl available at the time whose name was Lisa. She was late 30's. 4/10 looks, around size 10-12 with big saggy tits. $100 for 30mins FS she gave me a BBBJ, followed by her riding on top with some DFK, she also let me finger her ass but when we tried anal, she said I was too big for her.
Overall: cheap and dirty. Was worth the experience for me since I have a slight fetish for mature women.
Drove by earlier today and it would appear that the place has closed, I tried to call the Chinese guy but found his phone to be off. If anyone has any information regarding the movement of this business, please PM me!
Don't worry about Chelsford St., 11 Arthur St, Saint Albans which is the ex Foxton business is all you need mr Tran LOL.
Hey everyone, long-time reader and decided I should probably give back.Is there a reason you bothered?
Lads,
I have not posted here for a while but I promise to make more of an effort.Thanks, Jimmy, for taking the time to post this information. Please don't think that I am ungrateful, but it may be difficult for members to use it because you didn't put the addresses in for some of the places you visited.
For example, I've walked up and down Mount Alexander Road many times over the past few years, but I'm not sure what hairdresser you're referring to here. I think it would be even harder for someone who wasn't a local to find this place.
And in relation to Urban Knead in Little Bourke Street, I googled this and couldn't find the address that way. I suppose I could walk the length of the street looking for it, but it would be simpler, in the future, for you to put the street number into your post.
David Williams
12-14-13, 02:25
Thanks, Jimmy, for taking the time to post this information. Please don't think that I am ungrateful, but it may be difficult for members to use it because you didn't put the addresses in for some of the places you visited.
For example, I've walked up and down Mount Alexander Road many times over the past few years, but I'm not sure what hairdresser you're referring to here. I think it would be even harder for someone who wasn't a local to find this place.
And in relation to Urban Knead in Little Bourke Street, I googled this and couldn't find the address that way. I suppose I could walk the length of the street looking for it, but it would be simpler, in the future, for you to put the street number into your post.Hey I'm also appreciative but also having googled Urban Kneads I too cannot find it. Perhaps a clue, between which main roads if you don't want to give exact address or you simply don't know, hell, I'd have no idea the address for the places I've been but I can describe how to get there at least.
Good on you for posting, too many punters are lurkers only.
Ace!
And in relation to Urban Knead in Little Bourke Street, I googled this and couldn't find the address that way. I suppose I could walk the length of the street looking for it, but it would be simpler, in the future, for you to put the street number into your post.Try another search engine. Increasingly I find Google hopeless because the top results are frequently filtered to eliminate results Google thinks we should not be looking for. Bing listed Unban Kneads at number 4. 2/375 Lt Bourke St.
Thanks, Jimmy, for taking the time to post this information. Please don't think that I am ungrateful, but it may be difficult for members to use it because you didn't put the addresses in for some of the places you visited.
And in relation to Urban Knead in Little Bourke Street, I googled this and couldn't find the address that way. I suppose I could walk the length of the street looking for it, but it would be simpler, in the future, for you to put the street number into your post.Urban Kneads. 2/373 Little Bourke St, Melbourne. 0403 316 358
Lads,
The other day I visited Massage Pozitiva in Carnegie. I get there and I see that the girl is gorgeous, blonde, young etc. She tells me to take it all off which is always a good sign. As a rule of thumb I generally know if there are extras if they don't cover you up or tell you to leave your undies on. The massage commences and it was very good, there is a bit of contact with the important parts and I am glad that I made the visit. I flip over and its all good until the time is eventually up. I realized that she was not going to offer so I asked if there were extras and to my surprises she said no. Has anyone else been there? Maybe she just didn't like me?Apparently she does offer a tug for $30 and will also go nude or topless but not consistently. From what I have heard you could go there 10 times and get nothing or get a tug on your first visit. Good luck.
JimmyTheMan
12-14-13, 06:56
Thanks, Jimmy, for taking the time to post this information. Please don't think that I am ungrateful, but it may be difficult for members to use it because you didn't put the addresses in for some of the places you visited.
For example, I've walked up and down Mount Alexander Road many times over the past few years, but I'm not sure what hairdresser you're referring to here. I think it would be even harder for someone who wasn't a local to find this place.666 Mount Alex Road MP. At the back of Priti Hair Salon. They advertise on Gumtree. Worth a visit.
Also suggest you head a few kms east and check out Kirsty from July massage on Sydney Road, forget the exact number but its high numbers in Brunswick.
JimmyTheMan
12-14-13, 07:00
Lads,
Has anyone had any luck here? I had a rub from Albina and I thought things looked promising until 15 minutes in she said she had to go and another girl would come in and take over. The other girl was absolutely crap and it ended up being a complete waste of time and a waste of $70.
Anyone had any luck there?
PeterPowers99
12-15-13, 22:29
Lads,
Level 7, 343 Lt Collins St, has anyone tried there? Had a great massage but I asked about extras and was told no.Have been getting a regular FS massage here. Particularly appealing woman is Kitty a 28 year old PRC with large breasts who works on Tuesdays only. She also gets very very wet.
I've been critical of this place in the past (in truth it's a mixed bag) but to be fair, I had a great massage there today. Actually ended up with the receptionist (wears glasses, cute but I wouldn't call her hot).7/10 massage followed by a lovely wristy, initiated by her. $20 tip on top of $50 1/2 hr massage. Shop is clean. Girls usually cute. 50/50 chance of a tug which IMO makes the successes more satisfying. If I wanted a sure thing I'd go to a brothel or do it myself. So probably not recommended for the hardcore punters who scream and want their money back if things don't work out entirely, but good fun if you want a good massage from a cute young bird with the good chance of a wristy.
Urban Kneads Little Bourke St. There's plenty going on there, highly recommended. Snip.
Plenty going on if you want to pay $80 for a nude handy. Not this little black duck.
OceanWaves
12-18-13, 23:12
I'm very suprised that nobody here has mentioned 1533 High st, Glen Iris. Without doubt this place has the best looking Asian chicks in town. As a matter of fact, I just happened to go last night. The chick I saw was called Jo Jo about 7/10 in looks. Service about a 7/10.
Give it a go dudes, you won't be disappointed.Tried this out. Wouldn't bother usual large tip required. Could touch through clothes but that's about it. Jo Jo is lovely but really it's just another over the top price for service. Nothing else appeared to be on offer.
Tried the other one out a couple of k's up the road. Even more expensive and nothing to tantalise you here's either. What's with the hot towels now. They have wiped drown a thousand dudes before. Really hygienic not.
Urban Kneads Little Bourke St. There's plenty going on there, highly recommended. Snip.
Plenty going on if you want to pay $80 for a nude handy. Not this little black duck.That is the going rate in the CBD.
That is the going rate in the CBD.That doesn't include the $50 for half hour mediocre skin Polish. All up you would be paying $130 to Polish your skin & your knob. Not very good value in anyones language.
Rich Mahogany
12-19-13, 21:58
Contrary to the common experience on the board here, I actually went to a brothel. No fucking around wondering if I was going to maybe get a $90 hand job, no touching tits through clothes like a 13 year-old kid at the movies, just actual sex. Not bad.
Went to Red Light Relaxation (Clayton). First time I'd been there, it's a good setup, at the end of a long street of warehouses etc. Chose girl 2 (can't remember her name) , who was Thai (Isaan) and must have been like 4'11" and probably weighed in at about 35kg or something. I've been watching the vids on creampiethais and had started to get a taste for these petite little playthings, so this one suited me just fine. Really good service, lots of personality, and only set me back $110 for 30 mins. There were about 5 or 6 girls on. A mixed bag as usual, but at least two standouts in the lineup.
Contrary to the common experience on the board here, I actually went to a brothel. No fucking around wondering if I was going to maybe get a $90 hand job, no touching tits through clothes like a 13 year-old kid at the movies, just actual sex. Not bad.
Went to Red Light Relaxation (Clayton). First time I'd been there, it's a good setup, at the end of a long street of warehouses etc. Chose girl 2 (can't remember her name) , who was Thai (Isaan) and must have been like 4'11" and probably weighed in at about 35kg or something. I've been watching the vids on creampiethais and had started to get a taste for these petite little playthings, so this one suited me just fine. Really good service, lots of personality, and only set me back $110 for 30 mins. There were about 5 or 6 girls on. A mixed bag as usual, but at least two standouts in the lineup.Been to over a dozen around town but usually I don't write them up. You're right, you know the minimum you're going to get so the write up points are who's working and that changes rapidly (especially if somebody gets a good write up) plus added value like Greek / Spanish / DFK / DATY and those usually seem to be for select customers.
My main focus is a good massage, anything else is icing. The chance of that at a brothel is about 5, at an AMP, about 30. Apart from early days at Tope & Madam Leonies, brothel experience have been fairly ordinary with the exception of a bizarre afternnon at Ladies 4. Went in, shown to a well decked out room, couple of intros to women that didn't grab my fancy but was told a shift change was in progress and another 4-5 would come down in a minute. Relaxed on the bed, fell asleep for half an hour, woke up and sat around for another 15min or so, still no action so I left, wandered through the place like having just discovered the Marie Celeste, nobody around anywhere (didn't want to open any closed doors and give them the Burke and Will's treatment) and eventually left. Haven't been back for some reason.
Also in most AMPs, I don't get the 'another cog on the assembly line' feeling. Feelings seem to affect the min-brain as well.
Aussie Joe
12-20-13, 09:53
Has anyone here ever walked out of an AMP if you don't like the look of the ladies working there? In the past I've normally stayed even if I considered the lady unattractive, as to not offend, but now I'm just sick of wasting my $ and struggling to get get a hard on for these shockers.
I do prefer to visit AMP's rather than brothels as they're more discreet, but nowadays I've found it very hard to find any women in AMP's who are even slightly good looking. Many of them actually look like transexuals and I wouldn't be surprised if they were. The AMP in Orange Grove Bentleigh is a good example.
It would be nice to have some believable excuse I could use to get out of these places without offending. I always try to be polite, but whenever I've left before paying, I get a really bad attitude and on occasions even screamed at!
Anyone else here in the same boat?
Has anyone here ever walked out of an AMP if you don't like the look of the ladies working there? In the past I've normally stayed even if I considered the lady unattractive, as to not offend, but now I'm just sick of wasting my $ and struggling to get get a hard on for these shockers.
Anyone else here in the same boat?I undersrtand where you are coming from but at the end of the day. It is your money.
It is also a way to communicate to the vendor they have to keep the quality level up.
Otherwise they keep on providing louzy services and providers, see a constant flow of customer "happy" to pay. And will feel no need to improve.
I do not think it is offensive if one walks out. It might appear so bu hey. We pay, they are not paying us!
Do they have a concern and are afraid of being offensive when they give a nonsense service and / or have a starfish attitude? No, as they think of the money.
No honey no money!
Pedros Needs
12-20-13, 11:23
AJ.
I ask always up front politely and if its not on offer kindly thank them and leave.
Some do gooders in here have a problem with that, their issue not mine but done respectfully with a sorry I never consider it offensive.
I just make a note to go back in a few weeks time as it will be either on offer or they are closed down.
Merry Christmas all.
Pedro.
Has anyone here ever walked out of an AMP if you don't like the look of the ladies working there? In the past I've normally stayed even if I considered the lady unattractive, as to not offend, but now I'm just sick of wasting my $ and struggling to get get a hard on for these shockers.
I do prefer to visit AMP's rather than brothels as they're more discreet, but nowadays I've found it very hard to find any women in AMP's who are even slightly good looking. Many of them actually look like transexuals and I wouldn't be surprised if they were. The AMP in Orange Grove Bentleigh is a good example.
It would be nice to have some believable excuse I could use to get out of these places without offending. I always try to be polite, but whenever I've left before paying, I get a really bad attitude and on occasions even screamed at!
Anyone else here in the same boat?
Has anyone here ever walked out of an AMP if you don't like the look of the ladies working there? In the past I've normally stayed even if I considered the lady unattractive, as to not offend, but now I'm just sick of wasting my $ and struggling to get get a hard on for these shockers.
Anyone else here in the same boat?Who are you worried about offending? The ladies? The mamasan?
I walk without hesitation as only a certain type of girl appeals to me but do it politely. The way I look at it is I am buying a service and if the service provider is not to my liking then why buy? As you say, you are wasting your money and getting no satisfaction.
Aussie Joe
12-20-13, 20:55
Guys, I've walked out not because the girl has given a bad service or not offered a type of service I want, but because I have just found the girl plain unattractive to look at. I don't want to have to shut my eyes or look away and try to create a mental picture in my mind of a lady I like the look of.
Times when I've politely said something like "sorry I think I might leave it today", I get a look of shock from the girl and a really bad attitude because she knows I think she's ugly and also a bad attitude from the mamasan because she won't be getting any money from me. I always get the feeling at AMP's that customers are obligated to stay, unlike brothels, where everyone is free to take a look at the line up and walk out if they choose.
Have been getting a regular FS massage here. Particularly appealing woman is Kitty a 28 year old PRC with large breasts who works on Tuesdays only. She also gets very very wet.I have been there recently. Saw Kazua (kaz) who works Friday and Wednesday. She is Japanese, about 27yrs, moderately attractive, not overly talkative. I went in late in the day. They close at 6 pm. Stripped off fully, lay down, she came in and started a very medium light massage. She spent an eternity on my upper back, and I had to ask her to move down to the legs and rear end. No sign of much else.
I had booked an hr at $70. At the 40 min mark she asked me to flip (I thought she would never get there). No sign of much else.
Told me she had worked there a year, so I thought she must know the ropes. Asked her whether she did extra. Her attitude was one of bafflement. Like " do many place do that?" Had to tell her that it did happen at other places.
She agreed and I held up three figures to negotiate $ 30
Her work was a little inexperienced in style which made me think she had not been there as a regular.
She got the job done however.
Not the best of sessions though. A moderately good massage. A mediocre extra place is clean. No showers, hot towel.
Might return to see if anything else on offer on a different day
Times when I've politely said something like "sorry I think I might leave it today", I get a look of shock from the girl and a really bad attitude because she knows I think she's ugly and also a bad attitude from the mamasan because she won't be getting any money from me. I always get the feeling at AMP's that customers are obligated to stay, unlike brothels, where everyone is free to take a look at the line up and walk out if they choose.I've had that reaction too. I don't enjoy the sort of guilty feeling when I walk away because they are often grumpy when you walk away. Not everywhere is like that, but in general, they are. Regardless of the reaction, the more I think about it, I think it's the right thing to do. I think nearly everyone who has posted about this matter agrees.
There are some massage ladies who, to be frank, are just plain ugly. It's not that I'm super fussy or anything, but there's nothing worse than having paid $50 to $100 and to be just lying there and looking forward to it being over. In the future, I think you have to be ready to walk away once you realise that you don't like what you see.
Some places are pretty good at tricking us punters. Which is not to say that we're not collectively deserving of a little trickery from time to time, but at times it becomes just tiresome. One that bugs me is the massage shop located at 3/533 Mount Alexander Road, Moonee Ponds (telephone: 9370 6396). It never advertises under its name and mostly they don't even advertise its address. Its advertisements in the local newspapers are always something like "new beautiful staff" or "relaxation massage" or something along these lines. I've gone there a few times now and you never get anything more than a massage, so this is another for the list of places to avoid.
The Imperial Silk massage shop is open from 11am to 7pm, seven days a week. Its telephone number is 9326 0588. Its located at the end of the Phillips Arcade – Shop 1 of 39 Puckle Street, Moonee Ponds. It's cheap at the moment: $30 for thirty minutes. This is a good massage shop. Visiting here is like dropping in on an old girlfriend. Some of the girls have seen better days but you always walk away with a smile on your face. It's a warm and friendly place and is highly recommended.
As always, anyone who needs any further information about services and prices should contact me via a private message.
I have been there recently. Saw Kazua (kaz) who works Friday and Wednesday. She is Japanese, about 27yrs, moderately attractive, not overly talkative. I went in late in the day. They close at 6 pm. Stripped off fully, lay down, she came in and started a very medium light massage. She spent an eternity on my upper back, and I had to ask her to move down to the legs and rear end. No sign of much else.Does anyone have a number for this place? The only one I have (9670 8885) never seems to answer.
Thanks
Hi guys.
New to the forum thought I'd say hey and put my two cents worth in.
Tried a massage place called Pretty baby massage at Russell St. I was lured here by the ad on locanto explaining they had good looking asian busty tall small and slim girls there. Had a decent body massage with a 6. 5 out of ten looks wise with a lovely set of legs on her. Big disappointment when I thought her hand was working its way up to my crotch when she did my legs. But sadly it was not to be. Anyway worth a try if you want a decent massage but not for anything else.
Am looking for some pointers regarding where's best to go for some decent AMP's in or near the city where there's BBBJ and full sex happening. Interested to hear a bit more about the urban knead place on Lt Nourke street and the place on Lt Collins. As in what's available etc.
Anynhelp is appreciated.
JimmyTheMan
12-21-13, 08:15
I have been there recently. Saw Kazua (kaz) who works Friday and Wednesday. She is Japanese, about 27yrs, moderately attractive, not overly talkative. I went in late in the day. They close at 6 pm. Stripped off fully, lay down, she came in and started a very medium light massage. She spent an eternity on my upper back, and I had to ask her to move down to the legs and rear end. No sign of much else.
I had booked an hr at $70. At the 40 min mark she asked me to flip (I thought she would never get there). No sign of much else.
Told me she had worked there a year, so I thought she must know the ropes. Asked her whether she did extra. Her attitude was one of bafflement. Like " do many place do that?" Had to tell her that it did happen at other places.
She agreed and I held up three figures to negotiate $ 30
Her work was a little inexperienced in style which made me think she had not been there as a regular.
She got the job done however.
Not the best of sessions though. A moderately good massage. A mediocre extra place is clean. No showers, hot towel.
Might return to see if anything else on offer on a different dayThanks so much for that. That is the girl I saw. I saw her twice, once on a Wed and once on a Fri. She looks a bit more conservative than your usual AMP girl. I saw it as a challenge to get her to do extras but now that I know it is possible, I might give it another go!
JimmyTheMan
12-21-13, 08:18
Just wanted to let Meanderer know that I have found his recent reports very useful. I now know a few places to avoid. Also thanks to Pedro for his reports over the last year or two. Sadly I have been guilty of browsing a lot without contributing much.
I don't know how to do private messages yet so I can't contact users privately but Meanderer go see Kirsty the cum catcher on Sydney Road. I would love to read your report after you experience her.
I've had that reaction too. I don't enjoy the sort of guilty feeling when I walk away because they are often grumpy when you walk away. Not everywhere is like that, but in general, they are. Regardless of the reaction, the more I think about it, I think it's the right thing to do. I think nearly everyone who has posted about this matter agrees.
There are some massage ladies who, to be frank, are just plain ugly. It's not that I'm super fussy or anything, but there's nothing worse than having paid $50 to $100 and to be just lying there and looking forward to it being over. In the future, I think you have to be ready to walk away once you realise that you don't like what you see.I've walked out of a lot of rnt's and felt no guilt about rejecting a girl, although on occasions I feel I could have been a bit more respectful. Rnt's are a bit different from brothels. You are going for a massage first and foremost and it wouldn't matter if a women was just a skeleton with skin only covering there hands LOL. When you want a HJ too thats where the looks factor come in. The reason they get upset is, in there eyes there masseurs and it shouldn't matter what they look like, but most men want and handy so looks do matter. In a brothel your there to have sex with them so looks definately matter.
JasonLovesit
12-21-13, 16:42
The Imperial Silk massage shop is open from 11am to 7pm, seven days a week. Its telephone number is 9326 0588. Its located at the end of the Phillips Arcade – Shop 1 of 39 Puckle Street, Moonee Ponds. It's cheap at the moment: $30 for thirty minutes. This is a good massage shop. Visiting here is like dropping in on an old girlfriend. Some of the girls have seen better days but you always walk away with a smile on your face. It's a warm and friendly place and is highly recommended.
As always, anyone who needs any further information about services and prices should contact me via a private message.Imperial Silk has been my go to place for quite a while. Cheap, great service and always leave with a smile on my face.
Used to be called something else but yeah, it is what it is.
There's a girl that works there, I think her name is Amy (thats what they call her anyway). Great body and nice big tits. She loves cock and I've been told by the owner (the lady) that her and me make too much noise when we are in the room! Hahahahaha! She gets horny very easily. Let's just say that.
JasonLovesit
12-21-13, 16:46
Went there today.
You guys know the place I'm talking about.
Girl that came to the 'reception' was very cute and had nice big tits, walked me into the room but then another girl appeared.
Nice body, probably about 24-25, slim, short-ish, small tits but very pretty.
Massage started.
Amazing. This girl really knew how to massage. Really really good and worthwhile massage. I wouldn't have minded if she didn't go any further.
Then came the flip.
She teased for ages and then got a hold of it. In about 10 mins it was all over and she kissed me, cleaned me up and offered me a shower.
As I was leaving I asked if she offered anything else other than HJ. She said we speak outside.
Got her number for a private visit at my place. Gorgeous girl.
Hi guys.
Am looking for some pointers regarding where's best to go for some decent AMP's in or near the city where there's BBBJ and full sex happening. Interested to hear a bit more about the urban knead place on Lt Nourke street and the place on Lt Collins. As in what's available etc.
Any help is appreciated.Hi Chauncey,
There are very few good massage shops in the CBD. The very best in my humble opinion is Sabaydee Massage Day Spa. I've previously provided information about this place in an earlier post, but I'm posting it again because you asked the question. So apologies for the repetition to everyone else. It is open from 10am till late, seven days per week. Its telephone number is 0478 949 288 and its address is Shop 4 in the Paramount Retail Centre. 101-103 Little Bourke Street, Melbourne. You can enter from either Bourke Street or Little Bourke Street and it is on the level above the food court. Last week I was rushing back for a meeting and passed it by. Standing the doorway to the shop was a gorgeous 20 something asian girl in a bright red cheongsam. I got a big smile from her as I passed by and that put a smile on my face for quite a while after that. The Paramount Retail Centre is usually in the paper because all the shop owners are going broke. This place is like a flower growing at the dump. Enjoy!
By the way, to really get value out of the forum you need to get a membership so you can send and receive private messages. If you ever want specific information about prices and services then you can send a private message.
Happy punting and Merry Christmas.
Meanderer
Hi Chauncey,
There are very few good massage shops in the CBD. The very best in my humble opinion is Sabaydee Massage Day Spa. I've previously provided information about this place in an earlier post, but I'm posting it again because you asked the question. So apologies for the repetition to everyone else. It is open from 10am till late, seven days per week. Its telephone number is 0478 949 288 and its address is Shop 4 in the Paramount Retail Centre. 101-103 Little Bourke Street, Melbourne. You can enter from either Bourke Street or Little Bourke Street and it is on the level above the food court. Last week I was rushing back for a meeting and passed it by. Standing the doorway to the shop was a gorgeous 20 something asian girl in a bright red cheongsam. I got a big smile from her as I passed by and that put a smile on my face for quite a while after that. The Paramount Retail Centre is usually in the paper because all the shop owners are going broke. This place is like a flower growing at the dump. Enjoy!
By the way, to really get value out of the forum you need to get a membership so you can send and receive private messages. If you ever want specific information about prices and services then you can send a private message.
Happy punting and Merry Christmas.
MeandererThanks Meanderer.
I had a feeling that would be the case in regards to. Lack of quality in the cbd. I would alsi be interested and and the imnefiate suburbs around it such as Carlton Brunswick Richmond. The place you mentioned in the Paramount centre am I to take this is a place which caters for more needs than the knots in my back.
With regards to membership, how do I go about this as I can't seem to find anything linked to membership
Thanks again.
Went there today.
You guys know the place I'm talking about.Not really. There's more than one and it's a pretty long road.
Why bother?
AussieGaigin
12-23-13, 00:34
Thanks Meanderer.
With regards to membership, how do I go about this as I can't seem to find anything linked to membership
Thanks again.Simple. Go to FRONT PAGE from the menu bar at the top of this page, or read the FAQ section just below it.
Genuine Lotus
12-26-13, 01:52
hi all. i walked into the brighton seaside place sixty-for sixty haven't been for ages but asked for the cute little taiwanese jojo who would do most things less fs. had to wait for a bit which sent my mind running wild thinking wtf are they doing and told jojo is not here but her 19yo friend casey will do for you. the age thing didn't grip me it was more her looks. slightly podgy nice short pants with a skirt you could liftup. a nose-pin, long bottle green hair shorn off to the scalp on oneside and tall black doc martins i thought how the fuck am i going to get thru an hour of this and get horny with all that shit. it was all starting to make sense and we marched up to room number 2 and stays while i undress; i concealed my genitalia to keep that a surprise and go face down. the session begins in the tor**** position with her gentle sweet voice asking is soft ok? within minutes i was aroused with both hands firmly on her ass and head nested between her crotch and breasts. there was no way this girl was resisting my advances so i slid my hand behind her neck and drew her towards me. lips parted to receive the softest sweetest passionate 19yo chinese kisses on the market. (chop! the power of cardamom) i got off the table took her top and pants off and she did her own boots. she asked, do u know how old i am? i said yes but i am too old for you. i told her i was exactly twice her age she said what's that and thought do u need an abacus to work that out. however, ok body but not what i expected of a teenager but had a rajar on like no tomorrow we were so horny and hot with each other it didn't matter about personal detail. we were locked into each other in a standing position and as casey put it she didn't like her ass ring fiddled with but invited me to endless pussy-play. honestly, i can't remember ever being with a girl that got so wet. 19afterall. then came time to mount the prawn bare-back in it goes easily with a bit to spare after only minutes air india landed early again with my lips locked onto casey's until the pork sausage fell asleep and plopped-out. we were both left absolutely exhausted and breathless. casey was a one-off fill-in experience at brighton where the thrill of chase was probably as good as it ever gets. 60$+50 allup. she gave me her mobile and days that she works at her main place in the inner west. end of part 1
happy n safe punting and merry christmas.
lotus.
Genuine Lotus
12-26-13, 01:55
I knew of Casey's place; set in a little inner-west hamlet but had never patronised it so launched a surprise attack. Walked in to see three or four asian honeys sitting on couches eating noodles and dumplings. Casey jumped up and half expecting me to give her a big smoochie kiss but not in front of the others that's not my style. The others all looked good quality young stock but thought, no, I will behave myself and stay with familiar territory and roll out the same familiar routine with a tickle-up followed with passionate kissing by a groping session and then sinking the prawn, I had it all mapped out. I don't know what it was perhaps the last hot Melbourne stinkers before Christmas or was everything starting to smell too ripe or was the thrill of chase simply not there. I tried to mount Casey more than a few times each time the pork sausage would just bend in half. She even suggested doggie but still Nothing. I even tried stroking myself before entering but again nothing. It was as though I was suffering a type of cognitive erectile dysfunction never before had I experienced this or could it have been an oversupply of cardomon? Casey brought me in as a client so automatically I was endowed with a VIP membership card 50$/hr + 50 for nude + extras. I have since road tested two other Taiwanese peaches each of them with startling results; even the youngish mamasan looks really inviting.
Happy N Safe punting and Merry Christmas.
Lotus.
hi all. i walked into the brighton seaside place sixty-for sixty haven't been for ages but asked for the cute little taiwanese jojo who would do most things less fs. had to wait for a bit which sent my mind running wild thinking wtf are they doing and told jojo is not here but her 19yo friend casey will do for you. the age thing didn't grip me it was more her looks. slightly podgy nice short pants with a skirt you could liftup. a nose-pin, long bottle green hair shorn off to the scalp on oneside and tall black doc martins i thought how the fuck am i going to get thru an hour of this and get horny with all that shit. it was all starting to make sense and we marched up to room number 2 and stays while i undress; i concealed my genitalia to keep that a surprise and go face down. the session begins in the tor**** position with her gentle sweet voice asking is soft ok? within minutes i was aroused with both hands firmly on her ass and head nested between her crotch and breasts. there was no way this girl was resisting my advances so i slid my hand behind her neck and drew her towards me. lips parted to receive the softest sweetest passionate 19yo chinese kisses on the market. (chop! the power of cardamom) i got off the table took her top and pants off and she did her own boots. she asked, do u know how old i am? i said yes but i am too old for you. i told her i was exactly twice her age she said what's that and thought do u need an abacus to work that out. however, ok body but not what i expected of a teenager but had a rajar on like no tomorrow we were so horny and hot with each other it didn't matter about personal detail. we were locked into each other in a standing position and as casey put it she didn't like her ass ring fiddled with but invited me to endless pussy-play. honestly, i can't remember ever being with a girl that got so wet. 19afterall. then came time to mount the prawn bare-back in it goes easily with a bit to spare after only minutes air india landed early again with my lips locked onto casey's until the pork sausage fell asleep and plopped-out. we were both left absolutely exhausted and breathless. casey was a one-off fill-in experience at brighton where the thrill of chase was probably as good as it ever gets. 60$+50 allup. she gave me her mobile and days that she works at her main place in the inner west. end of part 1
happy n safe punting and merry christmas.
lotus.lotus
an interesting report, but"sixty.for-sixty" is very cryptic for what i presume to be an address.
can you give us a little further help please
Hi all.
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Got so wet. 19afterall. Then came time to mount the prawn bare-back in it goes easily with a bit to spare after only minutes air india landed early again with my lips locked onto Casey's until the pork sausage fell asleep and plopped-out.
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End of Part 1
Happy N Safe punting and Merry Christmas.
Lotus.Happy N Safe punting? Are you saying you rode her bareback?
I visited Sakura Therapy recently. It's located at 387 Lygon Street, Brunswick East and its telephone number is 03 9388 9663. It's open from 10am to 10pm seven days a week. It charges $70 per hour for relaxation massage. The place is clean and well furnished. It plays Richard Clayderman piano music and this makes me feel like I'm trapped in an elevator. There are curtains for doors. My massage lady was called Tiffany. She was a quiet and friendly woman. She was in her mid 20s I would guess. She was really attractive, I would say about 7 out of 10. The massage was indifferent, I would say about 4 out of 10. I would recommend this place but I would choose someone else if I came back in the future.
I also visited Evergreen Traditional Chinese Massage recently. It's located at 85 Holmes Street, Brunswick East, which is a little further north than Sakura Therapy. Its trading hours are 10am to 8:30pm seven days a week. Its phone numbers are 03 9995 7166 and 0410 776 788. I passed it by chance and seeing the flashing LED "open" lights I nearly crashed the car when I decided on the spur of the moment to have a look inside. It's a new shop and freshly renovated. It has been open for about four months. While I was talking politely with the mamasan about prices and services, one of the massage ladies entered into the reception area half dressed and dishevelled looking. The mamasan growled at her something or other in Chinese to the effect that the massage lady quickly went back to her room. The girl who came out was nothing to look at (actually she was pretty ugly) but the little scene suggested to me that this place really deserves a return visit. I couldn't sample the place then because it was busy at the time.
So when I visit again there is a new massage lady working there. She's amazingly gorgeous. When I looked at her it seemed to me that she had just stepped out of a Hong Kong film. She was lovely. I would give her about 9 out of 10 for looks. The mamasan says she's really hopeless at massage and offers me someone much older and uglier, who she assures me, is an excellent masseur. I'm thinking with my little head and so of course I choose the gorgeous one. The cost is $65 for an hour of relaxation massage. The massage was abysmal, I would say 3 out of 10 and nothing more. Nevertheless she is a really sweet girl and I enjoyed her conversation. I can't recommend this place in all honesty. It's possible I may return in a few months and if my gorgeous massage lady is still working there, then there is a some chance that she may have progressed to something more. That's something to wish for in the new year. Not yet though.
As usual, if anyone wishes to have any further detail about services and prices, please send me a private message.
Wow, GL, you are my new hero. You continue to achieve outcomes that the rest of us mere mortals can only aspire to!
I have been to the Brighton place several times and have yet to achieve even nude. If it's the place I am thinking of, I have not heard of anyone achieving FS at either this place or the sister shop in Huntingdale. What's your secret?
Happy N Safe punting? Are you saying you rode her bareback?That's what he said. And you wonder how you pick up an STD or worse. Now you know it's from dickheads like him with clearly no regard for his own or anyone else's health or safety.
I knew of Casey's place; set in a little inner-west hamlet . Walked in to see three or four asian honeys . The others all looked good quality young stock . I have since road tested two other Taiwanese peaches each of them with startling results; even the youngish mamasan looks really inviting.If it were only possible to provide some clue to where this place is. Hell I'd crawl over broken glass to get there.
Short Changed
12-27-13, 02:54
Hi everyone,
Hope all had a good Christmas.
What would be the number / address for "Bell Street, Heidelberg" that JasonLovesit is talking about?
Also I posted the following awhile back.
What happened to 438 Plenty road? Got a decent massage there.
A Chinese woman by the name Ling Cai (in her late 30's) worked at there under the name Lena or Lina.
Does anybody know / seen where she works know?
Definitely would love to get a massage from her again.
Cheers.
If anyone can help us out it would be great.
Happy New Year.
If it were only possible to provide some clue to where this place is. Hell I'd crawl over broken glass to get there.Me too. Sounds great.
That's what he said. And you wonder how you pick up an STD or worse. Now you know it's from dickheads like him with clearly no regard for his own or anyone else's health or safety.And to make it worse, he brags about an illegal activity with no thought as to the possible consequences for the girl or the establishment. Completely self-indulgent!
Southeast Joe
12-27-13, 09:40
Hi friends,
I am new here, please suggest me some good places (massage or brothers) in south east suburb around narre Warren or Endeavour hills.
Also does anyone knows Dina from club shoop, I am missing her a lot haven't seen her from few months!
Southeast Joe
12-27-13, 09:59
Hi,
Can you please tell which street in Dandy you can pickup these girls?
Was cruising Tuesday night and a few girls out. Thought I saw a doable one but after talking to her, I
Passed.
There was some crazy blonde who started yelling out, what are you doing? A couple of times as I cruised past.
Saw a tall skinny young sudanese girl with a bung eye who is now wearing glasses get picked up and came back' but she got scared when 2 carloads of coppers pulled up at the new bus stop outside the lawyers office. They looked like they were escorting someone from the bus.
Saw a cute (and large) mid 20's islander and picked her up. She said 40 for oral and sex. Was only after oral and paid 20. Went to my secluded place nearby, started with plenty of kissing, and a good solid HJ with access to all areas. Went for a good 10 mins then started a dry hump and blew my load all over her belly.
Cruised the same area's on Monday and Friday evenings with no girls out so dandy is always hit and miss.
If it were only possible to provide some clue to where this place is. Hell I'd crawl over broken glass to get there.Why, so you can go sloppy seconds after Mr Lotus? I'd rather cut my dick off than risk putting it anywhere that germ of a man has been.
Genuine Lotus
12-27-13, 12:32
If it were only possible to provide some clue to where this place is. Hell I'd crawl over broken glass to get there.Meanderer; your assertion is correct. Anyone with half a brain can read anguish in BogaN's (look that one up in Wikipedia) posts. Over the past year, most would surely have noticed a slow but gradual improvement in his report writing skills endeavoring to pack-in more dexterity; however, in order that he feels accepted into his new role, his comments appear undeniably paraphrased and cloned from other pessimistic PM predecessors. BogaN; I say this to you; you have advanced from the turtle-group to seal-grade hindered by your lack of free spirit in the way you write and punt. As for Chop! From the way you Talk-N-walk it is obvious that you are a frustrated arm-chair critic who is most certainly a superannuatant or beneficiary of some kind with way too much free time who disguises his absence of action on the battlefield in lieu for comments and remarks. Its OnlyAgame afterall but perhaps, the Forum PM Knitting club is still waiting for your call.
Happy N Safe punting.
Lotus.
As for Chop! From the way you Talk-N-walk it is obvious that you are a frustrated arm-chair critic who is most certainly a superannuatant or beneficiary of some kind with way too much free time who disguises his absence of action on the battlefield in lieu for comments and remarks. Its OnlyAgame afterall but perhaps, the Forum PM Knitting club is still waiting for your call.
Lotus.Thanks for your kind, albeit inaccurate, poorly composed and wrongly spelt words Mr Lotus.
As a return favour, I feel it's only fair that I provide you with my own long distance personal assessment of your good self.
You appear to be an individual who craves the attention and approval of others and seek to achieve this through needlessly long-winded, boastful essays describing your visits to mostly unnamed massage parlours. You try to portray yourself as worldly, witty and intelligent, hoping to impress those of lower intellect with both your outstanding command of the English language and your rare ability to pay a woman for sex. You are aiming your posts / boasts at those who have less experience in these endeavours in the hope that they will hold you in awe as some kind of punting oracle who uses big words. There's an old saying that mentions something about baffling them with bullshit which you are clearly familiar with. A hint if I may, if you are seeking to impress others with your mastery of the English language you really must first learn correct punctuation, grammar and, most importantly of all, spelling.
Despite your obvious efforts in your desperate quest to impress others I actually get the impression that you are not much more than a try-hard waving your arms and crying out for attention.
How did I do?
Why, so you can go sloppy seconds after Mr Lotus? I'd rather cut my dick off than risk putting it anywhere that germ of a man has been.Hi OnlyAGame,
Even if Mr Lotus is the "germ of a man" you describe, what I had in mind was the place described, rather than a moral evaluation of Mr Lotus. If he described the place accurately, then in my opinion, it was definitely somewhere worth visiting.
I agree that it is very important that we do not take unnecessary health risks, to avoid contracting and spreading disease. However you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.
Meanderer
Anyone with half a brain can read anguish in BogaN's (look that one up in Wikipedia) posts. Over the past year, most would surely have noticed a slow but gradual improvement in his report writing skills endeavoring to pack-in more dexterity; however, in order that he feels accepted into his new role, his comments appear undeniably paraphrased and cloned from other pessimistic PM predecessors. BogaN; I say this to you; you have advanced from the turtle-group to seal-grade hindered by your lack of free spirit in the way you write and punt.This is the kind of response I was expecting from you, GL. It addresses none of the issues raised by either myself, i. e. the legal implications of your post, or as in the case of OAG, the health implications. Instead, you resort to long-winded, puerile, ad hominem attacks that say nothing.
In any case, OAG's excellent response covered most of my thoughts. As usual in your "reviews", you brag of outcomes in establishments that no one else has come near to achieving, in any review on any forum, to the point where my BS meter hits maximum. That's up to you, obviously writing these for you has become an exercise in self-gratification, exceeding the punt. However, when you put in boasts which have both legal and health implications, you cross a line. Perhaps you could reflect on what impact something like this could have on both a good establishment and the girl involved. Unfortunately, I fear you don't have the maturity to do so.
Looks like "Dean" is posting here and Locanto looking for Lina. With a $2000 'reward' for info I would be cautious about revealing any information. This guy sounds like a psycho stalker.
I visited Deluxe Beauty Therapy at 300 Bell Street, Heidelberg West recently. It is also known as Tran's Hair Salon and Beauty Therapy. Its telephone number is 03 9442 2729 or 0411 249 888. It is open seven days a week from 10am to 9pm. It is mainly staffed by Vietnamese massage ladies. This shop has been around for at least the past several years. I can remember when the manager of the shop was an older Vietnamese lady. She was a lovely person and she often helped out doing the massages when it was busy. She wore (what were to me) surprisingly beautiful clothes at her work and we would talk about them while she massaged me. She doesn't seem to be there any more and there is a other woman managing the shop now. The character of the shop has changed since then. I'm not sure it's quite as friendly and relaxed as it was in the past. Nevertheless I would strongly recommend this shop to members. The massage I received at my most recent visit was okay (probably 6 out of 10) and my massage lady was very attractive (probably 8 out of 10). The price of a relaxation massage was $65 for an hour. The massage rooms are really dark and the rooms have showers.
I also recently visited Beauty Massage at 204 Bell Street, Heidelberg West. Its telephone number 03 9459 0603 or 0469 652 199. It is open seven days a week from 10am to 9pm. It is also mainly staffed by Vietnamese massage ladies. This is a new shop which opened about six months ago. The shop is managed by an older Vietnamese woman and she seems to do a good job. I would recommend this shop to members. The massage I received at my most recent visit was excellent (probably 8 out of 10) and my massage lady was attractive (probably 7 out of 10). The price of a relaxation massage was $65 for an hour. The massage rooms are quite large. The tables are good quality and comfortable. The atmosphere in the shop is really good: candles, freshly painted, fragrant oils and good quality ambient music.
In both shops there are prominent signs at the entrance and in the massage rooms that only non-sexual services are provided. In the shop at 204 Bell Street there are signs that ask you to not remove your underwear.
If I had to choose between the two shops, I would choose the shop at 204 Bell Street. Its more like a day spa than just somewhere to get a massage. But like in many things, it really depends on what you're after. I am looking forward to visiting this shop again in the future.
This almost goes without saying, but for someone who has not had many massages in the past, I would suggest that you ask for an hour massage rather than a half hour service. Most places provide you with about five minutes at the beginning to undress and then five to get dressed again. Twenty or so minutes to me is quite unsatisfactory. I know that money is sometimes tight but it is better in my opinion to not waste money on a massage which is rushed.
Any member who requires any further information regarding prices and services for these two shops can contact me directly with a private message.
I have since road tested two other Taiwanese peaches each of them with startling results.
Thanks GL I've had a few Taiwan girlsatRomantics over the years, consistent high quality service. Any more clues on the address? PM please
Looks like "Dean" is posting here and Locanto looking for Lina. With a $2000 'reward' for info I would be cautious about revealing any information. This guy sounds like a psycho stalker.I agree, TP. In some of his posts he has stated that he is concerned for her safety and that if he doesn't hear from her soon that he will go to the police. If I was concerned about the safety of anyone that I really cared about I would take the matter to the police straightaway. I would provide as much information as I could to the police and encourage them to investigate the matter properly. I would not be posting reward notices on websites like this one as though Lina is a lost cat.
From bitter experience it is my view that unrequited love is not really love. It is, at best, no more than a hopeless longing. Love is something that is shared by two people. It is like a dance. One cannot dance both the steps of the one and the other.
Try HardAussie
12-29-13, 23:13
Wow, GL, you are my new hero. You continue to achieve outcomes that the rest of us mere mortals can only aspire to!
I have been to the Brighton place several times and have yet to achieve even nude. If it's the place I am thinking of, I have not heard of anyone achieving FS at either this place or the sister shop in Huntingdale. What's your secret?Thw secret if I may suggest is a a very active imagination
Short Changed
12-29-13, 23:57
Hi all,
Got a decent massage yesterday at Violet massage in Footscray. 2 ladies to choose from.
Just a little over priced but room was clean and the lady was a 7/10.
I would visit again.
Also to "Dean" regarding Lina from Regent street (asking in Locanto). Lina / Lena from 438 plenty I was asking about is a different Chinese woman to Regent street.
Try HardAussie
12-30-13, 00:08
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Thanks for your kind, albeit inaccurate, poorly composed and wrongly spelt words Mr Lotus.
As a return favour, I feel it's only fair that I provide you with my own long distance personal assessment of your good self.
You appear to be an individual who craves the attention and approval of others and seek to achieve this through needlessly long-winded, boastful essays describing your visits to mostly unnamed massage parlours. You try to portray yourself as worldly, witty and intelligent, hoping to impress those of lower intellect with both your outstanding command of the English language and your rare ability to pay a woman for sex. You are aiming your posts / boasts at those who have less experience in these endeavours in the hope that they will hold you in awe as some kind of punting oracle who uses big words. There's an old saying that mentions something about baffling them with bullshit which you are clearly familiar with. A hint if I may, if you are seeking to impress others with your mastery of the English language you really must first learn correct punctuation, grammar and, most importantly of all, spelling.
Despite your obvious efforts in your desperate quest to impress others I actually get the impression that you are not much more than a try-hard waving your arms and crying out for attention.
How did I do?I commend you OnlyAGame on a stunning and I suspect accurate diagnosis of a sad mind. (I would prefer however that you didn't use the term try-hard.)
I also suspect that much of GLs' info is gleaned from other forums and modified to suit one, as we know on this site addresses etc are not encouraged thereby giving himself a ready made excuse to not elucidate further.
What surprises me also is his ability to always make the lady in question either cum, wet or yearn for more of his amazing sexual prowess. I can only conclude that he looks like elephant man and suffering from neurofibromatosis type 1 otherwise surely her would be being paid for sex rather than paying for sex.
There is also in my mind a suspicion that GL is not even here in Australia. Mmmmmm could here be in some dark little writers garret perhaps in Mumbai or maybe even some detention center somewhere if the constant reference to cardamon is anything to go by.
GL the obvious disrespect you show other members of this forum is highlighted by the BS that you spruik. Take the time to read your own reviews and ask yourself the question,"Do I believe this man?" Next if you going to write fiction then there are website for that, try ASSTR for one, here you can write fiction to your hearts content with no need for validation just write. Or wait is it validation you seek? Maybe, if the truth be known the story goes something like this.
"I took some Cardamon seeds this morning in the hope that they would help me with my problem. I waited for an hour or two to make sure that their magical powers would coursing through my body.
Looking in the mirror, I was once again confronted with the sight that has plagued me all my life. A disheveled body with a tiny penis that barely pokes through the pubic hair even when erect.
But my quest continues. I will find a ML or a WL that is prepared to have me on a permanent basis, I have so much to offer, permanent residency, a vivid imagination, and for them the sex is mind blowingly good. This is primarily due to my unfortunate disposition to premature ejaculation.
I open my laptop and start to write another adventure that will help me in my quest.
As I write the squirts come often till I am drained. Surely this time I will last long enough to have a girl at least touch my golden rod excellence."
Safe punting everyone
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But my quest continues. I will find a ML or a WL that is prepared to have me on a permanent basis, I have so much to offer, permanent residency, a vivid imagination, and for them the sex is mind blowingly good. This is primarily due to my unfortunate disposition to premature ejaculation.
I open my laptop and start to write another adventure that will help me in my quest.
As I write the squirts come often till I am drained. Surely this time I will last long enough to have a girl at least touch my golden rod excellence."
Safe punting everyone
Very droll. Maybe we should start an annual "Golden Rod of Excellence" for writing? Punting? Max BS? The WL who scores highest on massage, looks and service? Perhaps the WLs should vote on punters?
About a month ago I had an amazing massage at an establishment near the corner of Buckley Street and Geelong Roads, Footscray. It was with a Vietnamese girl in her 20s called Nancy. To me, she was just gorgeous, maybe 8 out of 10. She had fair skin, long black hair, slim, nice breasts and ass. She was so friendly, charming and warm. I felt so comfortable and good with her. Right at the beginning of the massage she stripped herself naked and gave me just the most sexy body slide. Then she gave me a wonderful head job and told me that I could blow in her mouth. My plumbing let me down but that was no big deal to me. I then got a really good hand job and after coming, I kissed and cuddled naked with her until the 30 minutes was up. I would give this experience a 10 out of 10. I cannot imagine a better half an hour. This was the girlfriend experience that I never had when I was young. Cost was $70 and I wasn't asked to pay anything more for extras. I left her a $20 tip and sincerely thanked her. The room was clean and comfortable. I was a little bit worried about the hygiene aspects of the exchange (the BBBJ) but sometimes in life you just take your chances.Just confirming that the details here are 9689 3704.
If anything you undersell Nancy. Not only is she 9/10 but more importantly she genuinely cares about the experience. I had a bad headache when I visited once and when she saw I wasn't as involved as I should be she slowed down, slowly built up again and made sure I enjoyed every second. Her body slides are incredible and the GFE aspect is not something I've found elsewhere. When a girl's a complete stunner you just don't expect the extra care.
Hi all,
Got a decent massage yesterday at Violet massage in Footscray. 2 ladies to choose from.
Just a little over priced but room was clean and the lady was a 7/10.
I would visit again.Hi Short Changed,
Sounds good and thanks for posting this information. I've searched for "violet massage footscray" with google, yahoo and bing, but no luck so far. Do you have any suggestions about how members would be able to locate this place?
Meanderer
Paid a visit to Hugh St. $50 for 30 mins. PRC early 20's Canday? Very chubby with huge pendulous tits. Crap massage CBJ & FS on the menu for extra money. Deed done & out the door & noticed all up only 20 mins. I called Mama who said she would talk to the girl. WIR probably not.
Hi Short Changed,
Sounds good and thanks for posting this information. I've searched for "violet massage footscray" with google, yahoo and bing, but no luck so far. Do you have any suggestions about how members would be able to locate this place?
MeandererHi Meanderer,
I don't normally pay any attention to the place when I'm driving past it, but today I noticed that it had what appeared to be a newly painted window which reads "Violet Massage". It's the place at Sunshine Road. So this might be the one that ShortChanged referred to.
I have very much enjoyed reading your posts, and wanted to thank you for that. I haven't been able to find the place where Nancy works, as the only things near the corner of Buckley Street and Geelong Road are the rail works, the vacated Rising Sun hotel, a screen door retailer, and a Used Cars yard. If you are able to provide any further info, that would be very much appreciated. I notice that AcesMcGee has provided a phone number in his post about Nancy (thanks for that AcesMcGee) , and I might try calling it soon. I feel more comfortable walking into a place rather than phoning it (some of them seem a little leery of saying much over the phone, which is probably understandable).
Just wanted to let Meanderer know that I have found his recent reports very useful. I now know a few places to avoid. Also thanks to Pedro for his reports over the last year or two. Sadly I have been guilty of browsing a lot without contributing much.
I don't know how to do private messages yet so I can't contact users privately but Meanderer go see Kirsty the cum catcher on Sydney Road. I would love to read your report after you experience her.Kirsty's Locanto advertisement mentions that she's on holidays and will be back on the 10th of January. It isn't too far away thankfully, and I plan to go see her. Thanks very much for the recommendation JimmyTheMan.
In trying to determine where the lovely Nancy was located, I ended up looking around the area where I think Meanderer thought she was, and found her. Will have to visit her another day as time didn't allow for one today.
Try near the corner of Barkley Street and Geelong Road.
Happy new year and happy punting all.
Hi Meanderer, I haven't been able to find the place where Nancy works, as the only things near the corner of Buckley Street and Geelong Road are the rail works, the vacated Rising Sun hotel, a screen door retailer, and a Used Cars yard.There are 4 corners to the intersection. You need to cross the road.
In trying to determine where the lovely Nancy was located, I ended up looking around the area where I think Meanderer thought she was, and found her. Will have to visit her another day as time didn't allow for one today.Would you be able to share the location of Nancy?
Thanks
Paid a visit to Hugh St. $50 for 30 mins. PRC early 20's Canday? Very chubby with huge pendulous tits. Crap massage CBJ & FS on the menu for extra money.Reminds me of a similar experience a couple of weeks ago. Initially talked to "Candy" (your description fits but I cannot remember the name) but passed when she said no to BBBJ."Eva" was the alternative. Viet, shortish, smaller than Candy and a tad chubby. Agreement was the stardard $70/30 BBBJ. In total contrast to Theresa who is a BBBJ star, Eva was a complete dud who wanted the deed out of the way ASAP and refused CIM. I persisted, reminding her that is what she had agreed to and she persited in refusing to have anything to do with it. I gave up.
This is a pity because past visits to Hugh St have been good. Two particularly memorable experiences were with Wi Wi, an absolute stunner from China who may not have the same skill set as Theresa but more than made up for that in the looks deparment.
Most unlikely to return to Hugh Street.
Genuine Lotus
01-01-14, 10:18
Now this could have been Australia's cricket score at the SCG but it wasn't.
It was New Year's morning I was fully restored and rested from a good night's sleep and in bed well before the countdown. I went for my usual morning run and exercise in the park which naturally raises testosterone and libido levels so was feeling rather peachy and thought some late morning fun and action would set the pace for the New Year. The early bird catching the worm went through my mind so went off to my new found discovery to find a sign closed for renovations (painting the reception) damit! I'll drop in nearby to Pings at North Richmond and followit up with a nice bowl of Vietnamese beef Pho. What a way to go I thought. I approached Pings (north-side) and noticed a stream of blokes like never before young and old farts mixed; even a women beat that, it was like half of Melbourne was there with standing room only. A familiar looking tall Chinese women asked 'Massage' Yipp! But no Fifty for Sixty today she said and announced extras only and gestured a handi or wankie-wankie and jiggy-jiggi and did the Elvis impersonation with her hips. That's right; the place was that busy that the girls were only doing unconditional half-hour service with extras as a certainty. Not my cuppa I thought and told her so I'll leave that one for the desperados and walked; besides I would rather save my bullets for something better. I'm sure it would be no different to expecting good service and good cuisine at China town during Chinese New Year.
Hope you all have a habby and Safe New Year.
Lotus.
The DudeAbides
01-01-14, 18:02
Irl advertises as 21yo with GFE experience, affectionate, passionate etc "toned" size 12.
Rate incall $120 / hr bargain?
Headed over to the Southern Cross Hotel on Spencer. Dump.
Went to the texted room.
She opens the door and I am already hesitating, but still go in. Heck even if I settle for a one hour long BBBJ then, like, * whatever.
She grins, and there's something on her teeth, like a portwine stain. She's got a playsuit on and after I part with the cash, the playsuit evaporates and she naked, and I haven't even got my shoes off.
Damn she fat. The rolls have rolls.
She coughs, and I ask if she's got the flu. She says no, she just had a cold drink.
On the bed face down and get a very poor massage. Five minutes and it's the flip and straight for the BBBJ. She's actually pretty good at it, but not brilliant.
I start with some finger probing and she spinning round for DATY without me prompting.
Meh. That's one nasty gash. Highly offensive smell and ghastly taste. Soon enough it's CIM and it all gets hoovered up.
Throughout she's be coughing on and off. She's got the flu, lucky I didn't DFK.
Anyway, for the past week I have had a very sore throat that comes and goes. Not sure what it is yet but it wasn't there before.
Would I return? Hell no
Irl advertises as 21yo with GFE experience, affectionate, passionate etc "toned" size 12.
Rate incall $120 / hr bargain?
Headed over to the Southern Cross Hotel on Spencer. Dump.
Went to the texted room.
She opens the door and I am already hesitating, but still go in. Heck even if I settle for a one hour long BBBJ then, like, * whatever.
She grins, and there's something on her teeth, like a portwine stain. She's got a playsuit on and after I part with the cash, the playsuit evaporates and she naked, and I haven't even got my shoes off.
Damn she fat. The rolls have rolls.
She coughs, and I ask if she's got the flu. She says no, she just had a cold drink.
On the bed face down and get a very poor massage. Five minutes and it's the flip and straight for the BBBJ. She's actually pretty good at it, but not brilliant.
I start with some finger probing and she spinning round for DATY without me prompting.
Meh. That's one nasty gash. Highly offensive smell and ghastly taste. Soon enough it's CIM and it all gets hoovered up.
Throughout she's be coughing on and off. She's got the flu, lucky I didn't DFK.
Anyway, for the past week I have had a very sore throat that comes and goes. Not sure what it is yet but it wasn't there before.
Would I return? Hell noWith experiences like that I think we should start awarding purple hearts or some other recognition of valour in the field of working girls de combat. This is more than taking one for the team.
The DudeAbides
01-02-14, 11:30
About a month ago I had an amazing massage at an establishment near the corner of Buckley Street and Geelong Roads, Footscray. It was with a Vietnamese girl in her 20s called Nancy. To me, she was just gorgeous, maybe 8 out of 10. She had fair skin, long black hair, slim, nice breasts and ass. She was so friendly, charming and warm. I felt so comfortable and good with her. Right at the beginning of the massage she stripped herself naked and gave me just the most sexy body slide. Then she gave me a wonderful head job and told me that I could blow in her mouth. My plumbing let me down but that was no big deal to me. I then got a really good hand job and after coming, I kissed and cuddled naked with her until the 30 minutes was up. I would give this experience a 10 out of 10. I cannot imagine a better half an hour. This was the girlfriend experience that I never had when I was young. Cost was $70 and I wasn't asked to pay anything more for extras. I left her a $20 tip and sincerely thanked her. The room was clean and comfortable. I was a little bit worried about the hygiene aspects of the exchange (the BBBJ) but sometimes in life you just take your chances.I been to this joint maybe four times, today the last straw. Heard all about this Nancy, with the BBBJ. Are we sure she works here and not at Hogwarts?
Second time at this joint, I missed out on a hot chic by a few minutes that a gross looking punter took. So I took the "other" girl. Poor massage and terrible HJ.
Third time at this joint, got Kim. Fucking hot, Euro girl with reddish blonde hair, perfect body, gorgeous face, friendly, and denim hot pants. Still drooling. Good massage, jack-hammer painful HJ, with no access to anything but her lovely boobs. Unfortunately the HJ so bad I'll not go back to her.
Fourth time. I called ahead to confirm "Nancy" is rostered on, and get the nod, so I head over and find myself for first time ever, the only customer. So I ask for "Nancy" and guess what?
The [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)-poor girl from second visit insists she is Nancy. No fucking way. And no thank you!
I walked.
So either the "less-than" WL's are trading off Nancy's reputation. Or someone here is soon to publish another of Harry Potter's tall, but likeable, storys.
Will I return for a fifth go? Nope.
The DudeAbides
01-02-14, 11:42
Would you be able to share the location of Nancy?
ThanksTry 116 Geelong Road aka 116 Princes Hwy. Around the corner is Pandus Indonesian Restaurant. Opposite is Home Timber And Hardware. Also opposite is Plough Hotel.
The shop your looking for is called Young Asian Massage and has one of those flashing open signs we all love so much. And the shop is in between a secondhand furniture store and an op-shop, which has a funeral tomestone store next to it right on the corner.
As I drove away from my visit to the massage shop at 486 High Street, Northcote I came to the conclusion that it was not entirely a wasted experience because it gave the sensible part of myself another opportunity to remind me that mongering is a pretty worthless activity after all. I mean if it was as good as I sometimes imagine to myself then I would surely have ended up panhandling along some street in the CBD, collecting nickels and dimes for my next visit. Anyhow, on to the review.
When this place first opened a couple of years ago, it was one of the very best places to visit. I am sad to report it's not the same place anymore.
The massage lady I was offered was in her 40s and ugly. I should have left at that point, but she had big breasts and I was just dying for some pleasure. Anyhow like the idiot I am, I handed over my seventy dollars and lay on the table. She hands me some antiseptic gel for my hands and watches while I rub it on. Then she massages me for a few minutes. It was that lazy poking massage that says actually I don't give a damn about this and I'm just going through the motions. After that she tells me to turn over. She gets an antiseptic wipe for my dick and spends about a minute giving it a good clean. Anyhow she sploshes about half a cup of baby oil on me and she begins jerking me off. After about five minutes (no exaggeration) she starts to get grumpy that I haven't come yet. She starts to complain to me that it's taking too long. I ignore her. You have to be joking, I think to myself. But she keeps pestering me to come. My old fellow had completely lost interest in the experience by this time. So at the ten minute mark, I just get up and I tell her that I've had enough. She starts apologising and telling me to come back. I ignore her and get dressed. I go and tell the manager that this was a complete disgrace. I paid seventy dollars for thirty minutes and after ten minutes she is wanting me to finish up. I tell him that the massage lady is rude and unpleasant. He offers to give me a partial refund but I tell him that I don't want his money. He keeps offering me twenty dollars and so I take it and leave. He asks me as I leave,"You're happy now?" "Yeah, right."
Needless to say, this place is not recommended to members and I would never return to it again in the future.
As an aside, I am pretty sure that the massage shop at 721 High Street, Northcote has closed. This place has been on the decline for some time. The last time I visited someone had written a note on a paper bag and stuck it up on the inside of the glass door: "This is not a brothel". In its prime, this place was a great place to visit. It offered nude massages with happy endings for seventy dollars. Generally the Asian massage ladies who worked there affectionate, young and sweet. I have many happy memories of the place.
There was also another Vietnamese massage shop located somewhere around 361 High Street. I forget the exact address. This has closed too. It was not as good as the shop at 721 High Street but it was worth visiting. I am sorry to see this place closed as well. I don't get over to High Street very often and so I am only reporting the closure of these two shops to let members know that they have gone.
I been to this joint maybe four times, today the last straw. Heard all about this Nancy, with the BBBJ. Are we sure she works here and not at Hogwarts? So either the "less-than" WL's are trading off Nancy's reputation. Or someone here is soon to publish another of Harry Potter's tall, but likeable, storys.Hi TDA,
I'm sorry you have not been able to hook up with Nancy during your visits. Both AcesMcGee and myself have had a good time with Nancy and so I would say that is pretty good proof that she is or was working there.
I have only visited this establishment once and so I'm not sure what days she works there or even that she works there any longer. I take a great deal of care to only report factual information. I don't ever make reports of "tall, but likeable, stories".
I think it was a mistake of mine to publish as much information as I did in this report. As you can see in my recent reviews, I have refrained from naming names unless the massage lady has already published this information in an advertisement (for example, on Locanto) and I no longer provide particulars of the services provided. I'm of course happy to provide this information via a private message and I have done this for other members on occasions.
Happy punting in the new year.
Meanderer
Irl advertises as 21yo with GFE experience, affectionate, passionate etc "toned" size 12.
Rate incall $120 / hr bargain?
Headed over to the Southern Cross Hotel on Spencer. Dump.
Went to the texted room.
She opens the door and I am already hesitating, but still go in. Heck even if I settle for a one hour long BBBJ then, like, * whatever.
She grins, and there's something on her teeth, like a portwine stain. She's got a playsuit on and after I part with the cash, the playsuit evaporates and she naked, and I haven't even got my shoes off.
Damn she fat. The rolls have rolls.
She coughs, and I ask if she's got the flu. She says no, she just had a cold drink.
On the bed face down and get a very poor massage. Five minutes and it's the flip and straight for the BBBJ. She's actually pretty good at it, but not brilliant.
I start with some finger probing and she spinning round for DATY without me prompting.
Meh. That's one nasty gash. Highly offensive smell and ghastly taste. Soon enough it's CIM and it all gets hoovered up.
Throughout she's be coughing on and off. She's got the flu, lucky I didn't DFK.
Anyway, for the past week I have had a very sore throat that comes and goes. Not sure what it is yet but it wasn't there before.
Would I return? Hell noHaha! Gold!
For those of you that are getting sick of the RnT ripoff in Melbourne, Snow is back at Oriental Angels in Blackburn. $210 / hr or $110 / half hr. Nice Korean girl with bolt on D cups, DFK, DATY, BBBJ and CIM. She will suck you dry.
So either the "less-than" WL's are trading off Nancy's reputation. Or someone here is soon to publish another of Harry Potter's tall, but likeable, storys.Try Kitty at Arthur St further out west. Same girl.
I knew of Casey's place; set in a little inner-west hamlet but had never patronised it so launched a surprise attack. Walked in to see three or four asian honeys sitting on couches eating noodles and dumplings. Casey jumped up and half expecting me to give her a big smoochie kiss but not in front of the others that's not my style. The others all looked good quality young stock but thought, no, I will behave myself and stay with familiar territory and roll out the same familiar routine with a tickle-up followed with passionate kissing by a groping session and then sinking the prawn, I had it all mapped out. I don't know what it was perhaps the last hot Melbourne stinkers before Christmas or was everything starting to smell too ripe or was the thrill of chase simply not there. I tried to mount Casey more than a few times each time the pork sausage would just bend in half. She even suggested doggie but still Nothing. I even tried stroking myself before entering but again nothing. It was as though I was suffering a type of cognitive erectile dysfunction never before had I experienced this or could it have been an oversupply of cardomon? Casey brought me in as a client so automatically I was endowed with a VIP membership card 50$/hr + 50 for nude + extras. I have since road tested two other Taiwanese peaches each of them with startling results; even the youngish mamasan looks really inviting.
Happy N Safe punting and Merry Christmas.
Lotus.Hi Lotus,
Could you please send me an address of Casey place and JoJo place please?
Thanks you very much.
Hi guys
Can someone suggest me a massage parlour near Sunshine where I can get BJ.
BBBJ would prefer but not essential.
Thanks guys.
Pedros Needs
01-06-14, 11:16
Any thing to report on Happy Day massage?
Pedro
Anthony777
01-06-14, 11:45
Any thing to report on Happy Day massage?
PedroStandard Asian R&T, owned by the same people as Forever Young I'm told.
Nothing really grabs me there.
A
Standard Asian R&T, owned by the same people as Forever Young I'm told.
Nothing really grabs me there.
AI went there not long after they opened. Got a really good hard massage by a real hottie. No he or extras though.
Genuine Lotus
01-08-14, 05:56
Any thing to report on Happy Day massage?
PedroThe little R / T in the quite hamlet of Oakleigh called jasmine was shutdown today. A place I had been to when it first opened two months ago. Good massage with moderate opportunity for otherthings. Thought I would drop in on the way back from an appointment today with the off-chance of something more exciting than the first time. Entered the premises to find three uniformed LE people questioning one of the fat girls, searching through her / their credit card and personal details. I asked a few questions but soon found myself on the receiving end of their cross examination and thought to myself there's three of them and one of me, besides I was not in the mood for any of their shit or where this could be leading. They did tell me though, that jasmine has been shutdown as of today because it was providing sexual services. Beat that!
Habby and Safe punting for the New Year.
Lotus.
The DudeAbides
01-08-14, 07:50
Try Kitty at Arthur St further out west. Same girl.Arthur St in St Albans is unknown territory to me Lem. Anybody able to PM me or publish a number or hint?
The little R / T in the quite hamlet of Oakleigh called jasmine was shutdown today. A place I had been to when it first opened two months ago. Good massage with moderate opportunity for otherthings. Thought I would drop in on the way back from an appointment today with the off-chance of something more exciting than the first time. Entered the premises to find three uniformed LE people questioning one of the fat girls, searching through her / their credit card and personal details. I asked a few questions but soon found myself on the receiving end of their cross examination and thought to myself there's three of them and one of me, besides I was not in the mood for any of their shit or where this could be leading. They did tell me though, that jasmine has been shutdown as of today because it was providing sexual services. Beat that!
Habby and Safe punting for the New Year.
Lotus.Never been there, surprised me Huntingdale is pretty much industrial and residency area.
I have always been puzzled how some can be open for years and others get caught out very quickly. Luck, good management, scrutinising customers.
Been to some its like a full on brothel, porn in the waiting room. No hinting, girls just come out and ask you to pay for FS.
went for a drive yesterday afternoon hoping for something pleasurable.
firstly i visited 419 bell street, pascoe vale south. there were two vietnamese and one african massage ladies working there today. they were, to my eyes, all quite gorgeous. not sure about the service of course because pretty much the only conversation i had with them was to come back in twenty minutes. then i come back in twenty minutes and then its can you come back in another twenty minutes. the third time i came back and when there was still no-one free. the only reason i mention this visit is that, as pedro has previously mentioned, a shop that does not provide good service quickly goes out of business. a busy shop is a better recommendation than anything else i can say.
i had enough of being messed around by then and drove off to 204 bell street, heidelberg. when i arrived there i was told by the receptionist that there were two massage ladies working there. according to a locanto advertisement from the previous day there was a new massage lady working there on the day i visited. the massage lady's name in the advertisement is mira but that's not the name the receptionist was using, so i'm not really sure who it was. according to the receptionist 'mira' was so busy she was only providing half an hour massages. this seems to be similar to the practice that genuine lotus came across at ping's in abbotsford on new year's day. there was a queue for the new girl and i was advised to make an appointment and come back again later. there was however another lady who was happy to provide a one hour massage. she was about 50 years old, ugly and fat as can be. i'm glad to say that i refused her services and left. the only reason i mention this visit is to clarify my previous review. this place might not be as good as i had originally imagined.
all in all, a pretty crappy afternoon!
by the way, a few days ago i visited coburg therapeutic massage at 14 waterfield street, coburg. received a pretty good massage but not a hint of anything extra. this is one for the list of places to avoid.
Pedros Needs
01-09-14, 01:25
Have a new establishment open a hop step and jump from my business on the corner of High and Warrigal Ashwood (541 Warrigal)
Dropped by yesterday had an okay massage for $50 plus the extra $20 for the handy which is my absolute limit when it comes to a basic HJ.
Only been open two weeks but unlike many new places they decked out the place with individual rooms and doors offering total privacy which makes one feel eventually maybe more might be on offer if some of the girls are in to that?
The place is a buzzing I can tell you, best to make an appointment as I found out yesterday, luckely I am a 30 second walk and can drop back without losing the urge.
Pedro
DogsBreakfast
01-09-14, 05:43
The Paramount Retail Centre is the nearest you will get to Bangkok's Nana Plaza in Melbourne.
After reflecting on our recent discussion about chestnuts I have decided to provide the name and address because I think it is just a matter of time before it is shut down and the lads at the ISG may as well have some benefit from it. Sabaydee Thai Massage Paramount Centre (ph: 03 9972 8305) in shop 4A on the Bourke Street Level is the only place to go in The Paramount. The girls at this shop are young, sweet and lovely. I fondly remember each visit I've ever had to this place. I would ask you to be on your very best behaviour when you visit. The price is $70 per hour and worth every cent.Thanks Meanderer for your reviews of this place but if my experience today is anything to go by the place is now just a straight massage shop, no extras on offer at all. Beautiful girls, it's true, and lovely music but a man has needs as the saying goes.
$40 got me an adequate massage by a beautiful, if taciturn, Taiwanese girl who watched the clock like a hawk. My careful hints for something more received an icy reception.
Would I return? Nope.
Have a new establishment open a hop step and jump from my business on the corner of High and Warrigal Ashwood (541 Warrigal)
Dropped by yesterday had an okay massage for $50 plus the extra $20 for the handy which is my absolute limit when it comes to a basic HJ.
Only been open two weeks but unlike many new places they decked out the place with individual rooms and doors offering total privacy which makes one feel eventually maybe more might be on offer if some of the girls are in to that?
The place is a buzzing I can tell you, best to make an appointment as I found out yesterday, luckely I am a 30 second walk and can drop back without losing the urge.
PedroSounds like the place that used to be called Swedish Massage about 4 shops from the corner, had a nice session with a redhead there a couple of years back. Odd sort of place, they had an African, an Australian, an Asian receptionist plus the redhead. They seemed to be drawing straws for the service and I wasn't sure whether the long or the short straw got me.
Pedro my eyes almost popped out of my head when I was at the lights and I noticed this new massage shop you mentioned. It is next to my dads chiropractor and 6 shops away from another massage shop. Is it going to get to the stage where we will have 6 massage shops in a small business strip. Is it a good look to see so many illegal massage shops when we should all just go to a legal brothel. Where are the real businesses? Is Australias economic future relying on rub and tug shops? I mean who really needs a massage? Down the road on waverley Road you have tulip next to my fav pizza shop kokoz and cloverleaf 10 shops away. Will that shopping strip have 6 shops soon. How long until the 3rd massage shop opens up in either of theres 2 shopping strips, can I start the bidding at 3 weeks.
Thanks Meanderer for your reviews of this place but if my experience today is anything to go by the place is now just a straight massage shop, no extras on offer at all. Beautiful girls, it's true, and lovely music but a man has needs as the saying goes.
$40 got me an adequate massage by a beautiful, if taciturn, Taiwanese girl who watched the clock like a hawk. My careful hints for something more received an icy reception.
Would I return? Nope.Sorry to hear that, Dogsbreakfast. It was good while it lasted. Thanks for reporting this. I'll continue to wander through the Paramount Centre from time to time to check whether any new massage shops open because the ones that are operating there at the moment are good for nothing.
The Little Sunflower Massage shop is located at Devonshire Road in Sunshine, in the main retail area of Sunshine. It is open from about 10 to 8 pm, seven days a week. Its telephone number is 9312 6986. The cost of a massage is forty dollars for half an hour, including a happy ending. This is a new shop and has been open for about a month now. Everything is freshly painted and newly renovated. The massage rooms are of a good size and there are wooden doors on the massage rooms for privacy. When I visited there were two Asian massage ladies: one was an older lady (presumably the manager / owner) and there was a lady who was very fat. I chose the older lady. She was not unattractive and was a friendly person. It was not the best massage I've ever had (probably six out of ten) but she was making an effort and doing as well as she was able. I would recommend this place and plan to return again in the future.
Any member who requires any further information about services and prices for this place, please contact me via a private message.
Pedro my eyes almost popped out of my head when I was at the lights and I noticed this new massage shop you mentioned. It is next to my dads chiropractor and 6 shops away from another massage shop. Is it going to get to the stage where we will have 6 massage shops in a small business strip. Is it a good look to see so many illegal massage shops when we should all just go to a legal brothel. Where are the real businesses? Is Australias economic future relying on rub and tug shops? I mean who really needs a massage? Down the road on waverley Road you have tulip next to my fav pizza shop kokoz and cloverleaf 10 shops away. Will that shopping strip have 6 shops soon. How long until the 3rd massage shop opens up in either of theres 2 shopping strips, can I start the bidding at 3 weeks.Good massages are harder to get than an average tug. Don't know whether I 'need' a massage but my ideal would be a great massage with a range of options afterwards. I have never had a good massage at a legal brothel. At least at an R&T if you get a less than average massage, you can walk away empty and partially relaxed rather than zero return for your $.
my ideal would be a great massage with a range of options afterwards.If I were to score my visits like ice skating or ballroom dancing then I would weight each particular element in the following way:
50% for how good the massage was
10% for how good looking the massage lady was.
10% for the girlfriend experience
25% for the extras.
5% for the general feel and cleanliness of the place.
Actually one of the things I enjoy about visiting a massage shop is not knowing how it is going to turn out. I enjoy wondering if anything is going to happen. Sometimes it does and sometimes it doesn't. If I get a great massage from a friendly and pretty girl, then I leave happily. If there are extras on top of that, then that's just fantastic.
Happy punting one and all.
Being back in Melb for the Christmas period made me long for some luvin!
So here goes;
MIMI. TMC.
Rolled into TMC course on a cold Friday night (13/12/13) , about 11. 30pm. I got to be honest, the choice of women that I was introduced to this night was disgraceful! There were about 5 Aussie blonde women, all of them shockers, and MIMI a busty Thai woman in her 40's. I actually thought to myself after seeing the variety of women on this night, that TMC is going down hill fast. Maybe it was due to the Christmas period. Who knows. Anyway, Mimi is OK, but nothing flash. The tits did it for me, but I've had MIMI before. MIMI is actually a legacy of the old days of WSX!
For my hour I got 2 pops, some nice massage and I got to blow all over her huge tits. During the session, she tried to get me to become a regular of hers. I don't think so. She's OK, but not someone that I would consider seeing on a regular basis.
A word of advice though, that after I picked MIMI, this hot looking black chick comes from out back and takes off with some punter. All I had to do was wait 30 mins to see her, but I was stuffed from traveling and lack of sleep.
JESSIE. WSX.
Called into here on a Tues afternoon. Not many girls on again. I actually went here after there were no Asian girls on at TMC. I ended up spending time with Jessie, who has been here for years! A bit chubby, but very doable, with great implants. She wasn't as raunchy as what she was last time I saw here, but got some nice BJ, as well as a variety of positions, (missionary, doggie, reverse cowgirl & cowgirl).
Started off with the obligatory massage, which moved soon to tickling my ass. After hearing my moans, she continued on with this for awhile, I soon turned over and honed right in on her boobs, which she mentioned were sensitive. She layed me down and started kissing all over my chest, before using her fingers to caress my balls, while giving me a CBJ. This soon turned into a nice 69, which she eagerly got into and stopped sucking me and just sat on my face while moaning, and me tasting her juices.
Round 2 was when the variety of positions started, (missionary, doggie, reverse cowgirl & cowgirl). A nice session, but the only problem with Asian girls, is that they use too much lube!
SASHA. TMC.
Called in during the afternoon, about lunchtime. About 4 girls available. Was going to take Jane, who promised me ANYTHING I WANTED, including licking my balls, my arse, or anything else. I've heard a few other things about Jane, from other WG's and by the sounds of it, she's wild! I was going to take her, but she was the first one out, and I wanted to see who else was on. After seeing the others, some bastard got in before me and took her. I swear some guys sit in the intro area just getting their jollies by staring at the girls for ages!
Anyway, Sasha has worked here before, but took some time off and had just returned. For some strange reason, being the Asian lover that I am, I just wanted something different today, so I decided to try Sasha, a larger Aussie girl with huge tits. She has a tat on her right shoulder blade, of what looks like an angel wing. We undressed and her tits are massive and firm! We started with some massage, then I turned for some kissing before she offered me oral, ($20 extra for BBBJ. Which I accepted). The sight of her grinding away on me with her hands behind her head, just amplified the size of those huge tits which I ravaged a she rode me. She asked me if I wanted to change position but I was pretty happy and soon shot off a huge load.
After a break I said lets go again, so it was more oral, which was pretty good, then we managed some doggie, before I finished off in missionary. Fuck I loved her huge tits. I was pretty happy with the service and thought I wouldn't mind seeing her again.
CRYSTAL. TMC.
This is where the magic happens! I've read so many stories of her, so I decided to try her. No Asians available but just as I picked Crystal, this huge titted Thai piece wearing a school uniform comes from out back, but she was booked! Oh well, I thought, lets see how this session goes with Crystal. To be honest I could be a regular of hers! She said she was good at oral, so I said OK then lets see!
Started with some really light touching, but I was as horny as. She asked me if I wanted a finger up my ass, as she was gently caressing my arse, but that doesn't do anything for me, so I declined. I turned and we kissed before she made her way down do my hard cock sucking it BB and I swear she is good! I blew a massive wad into her accommodating mouth in a pretty short time. She told me she could sense me cumming and said she was thinking of holding back, but she kept going, being the trooper she is and she copped a huge load!
Second round was more sucking with her tonguing between my balls and arse, while giving me a greasy handjob. What was hot about it, was it felt great, and her looking at me whilst she did it, with the right amount of dirty talk thrown in. She also threw in a little bit of AR! I soon said I really needed to fuck her, so on with the condom, and she rode me reverse cowgirl before Crystal telling me to fuck her in doggie and once again with her moaning like crazy, I lost another 3 kgs!
I enjoyed the session so much, that I extended for another 30 mins and that round was just more sucking and me blowing inside her with her legs up around her ears!
That was the best session I've had in AU for ages! Crystal possess' a Good personality, we had great conversation and even better sex!
She knows of this site and one other. I said I'd seen reviews of her and she asked if they were good, and I said yes. I also told her a lot of guys here are going to R&T's instead of brothels. Like me, she couldn't see why guys continue to go to those dingy, dirty R&T places, to ultimately get disappointed, when you could come to a legal brothel and get what you want from the woman that YOU pick, instead of having one thrust upon you.
See you all in 12 months.
Do you like Asian girls? I'm talking about mature but very good looking and looks young. Best Ever Service I got in my life. Not just the service but you feel like she is the wife / gf in your dreams. She act like a virgin and talk all the sweet sugar you want. She may go out with you for drinks, motel or fun under the sun with her friends, or elegant dinner with you. When its come to the business I guarantee she is the best you ever tired. After all unlike other she does enjoy what she is doing. Also he massage also excellent..Hey Dogact,
Can't answer yes to all of the above but am definitely interested. Can you provide some details?
I want couple of trustworthy guys who play regularly around Western suburbs. So we can keep the girl between limited people, and try to keep her in our control, and keep exchanging information.Hi Dogact,
I was having a think about this post and I was wondering whether if you collectively control someone or something, you are also collectively responsible for how this is done in practice? You've written that you want a couple of "trustworthy" guys. I'm wondering how you're going to establish that guys you meet through a forum like this one, who are for all intensive purposes strangers to you, are people that you can really trust. I would encourage you to take care to ensure that this ends happily for everyone involved. In particular, for the woman. She sounds really lovely.
Meanderer
does anybody know what happened to sue and jessica who use to work at 305, queensberry street. to my surprise when i went to make a visit late last year i was told they both no longer work there. i think this place is now managed by different peeps.
cheers,
tampura
Thanks Meanderer for your reviews of this place but if my experience today is anything to go by the place is now just a straight massage shop, no extras on offer at all. Beautiful girls, it's true, and lovely music but a man has needs as the saying goes.
$40 got me an adequate massage by a beautiful, if taciturn, Taiwanese girl who watched the clock like a hawk. My careful hints for something more received an icy reception.
Would I return? Nope.You are right, I got the same experience. In my case even the girls were too old or fat. There is no extra service, and the rooms being so close to each other what can you do even if anything was on offer?
If I were to score my visits like ice skating or ballroom dancing then I would weight each particular element in the following way:
50% for how good the massage was
10% for how good looking the massage lady was.
10% for the girlfriend experience
25% for the extras.
5% for the general feel and cleanliness of the place.
Actually one of the things I enjoy about visiting a massage shop is not knowing how it is going to turn out. I enjoy wondering if anything is going to happen. Sometimes it does and sometimes it doesn't. If I get a great massage from a friendly and pretty girl, then I leave happily. If there are extras on top of that, then that's just fantastic.
Happy punting one and all.Not having used this scoring system but I get thew drift, my scoring would be similar, but
50% for how good the massage was
25% for the extras.
10% for how good looking the massage lady was.
10% for the girlfriend experience
5% for the ambience / cleanliness / smell [sometimes this gets more importance on the way out.
does anybody know what happened to sue and jessica who use to work at 305, queensberry street. to my surprise when i went to make a visit late last year i was told they both no longer work there. i think this place is now managed by different peeps.
cheers,
tampuradamn, and i quite liked jessica.
My first visit to Imperial Silk in Moonee Ponds occurred recently (more information on its location can be found in Meanderer's report on 20/12/2013). They still had the $30 for a half hour special, so I went with that. I was shown to the room by the lady at the front desk, and told that someone would be with me shortly. I took off all my clothes, and lay face down on the massage table which appeared to have a clean covering on it. Within a couple of minutes, a thin girl that appeared to me to be in her mid to late twenties entered, and I found out she went by the name of Tiffany. She used oil during the massage, and the massage was firm, but contact was only on the shoulders, back, and back of the legs. Not bad, but nothing to rave about. That took about 20 minutes, at which point she asked if I wanted the front massaged as well, to which I said yes. More oil applied to the front of the legs, chest and shoulders, and that was about it. About 5 minutes into it, she mentions that there's only 5 minutes left. I looked at her and acknowledged her statement, not knowing whether there was some hidden meaning to it. She kept massaging for another 5 minutes, and then told me she was done. I got dressed, thanked her, and left.
Although I got a somewhat firm massage in a clean environment with adequate privacy, I didn't walk away with a smile on my face like Meanderer and JasonLovesit (see his posting on 21/12/2013) described, and I certainly didn't end up making a lot of noise like he has previously with Amy. Don't know whether it requires a number of visits to unlock that kind of service from the ladies there. I do wonder if Tiffany was trying to imply something at the 25 minute mark, or not. But, seeing as she didn't expand on that in any way that I could infer, I felt I couldn't do anything else but let it go.
I would consider going back, but I am not in a rush to do so. Their half hour special was $30, but it's $70 for an hour.
I share the sentiments of The DudeAbides, in his posting on 02/01/2014.
A little over a week after I had located where Nancy was, I found some time to return there. I was told that Nancy wasn't available for about 25 minutes, so would I mind coming back in about 20 minutes or so? I was prepared to wait there (they even have what seems to be a waiting area!) , but they don't seem to want that, so I was ushered out the door. Well. 20 minutes wasn't so long, so I did return. I was told that Nancy would be available momentarily, but the girl who greeted me as Nancy was not the girl I saw briefly a week or so ago. The thing that I noticed the most about the first Nancy, was that she had a smile that didn't just show her teeth, but a lot of her gums as well (some people's smiles are like that). The second Nancy's smile, was not like that. There's no point in saying that she's slim, and has shoulder length black hair, as that seems to describe quite a few girls. So, it was the smile I made note of.
So, who was the real Nancy? The one I saw first, or the second one. I asked if there was more than one Nancy working there and was told that there was just one. When I mentioned that this was not the same girl, they asked if I was going to book her, and when I said that I didn't think so, I was once again ushered out the door.
Would I return to this highly ethical place? I'm sure I would after a frontal lobotomy.
However now and then she gets distracted with new customers. Also sometimes quite demanding and asking me to visit her often, this is hard as I have other commitments. So I want couple of trustworthy guys who play regularly around Western suburbs. So we can keep the girl between limited people, and try to keep her in our control, and keep exchanging information.I had a good think about what you are suggesting and the more I read it, the less I like the sound of it. You come across like you want to act as her pimp or, at best, you have fallen for her and want to use a few people to keep track of what she is up to."Keep her in our control" are dangerous words. Does she get a say in this? In any case, she is a working girl and she doesn't want to be kept "between limited people"; she wants as many customers as she can get!"Distracted with new customers"? Do you mean you resent her not being 100% focused on you?
In any case, your post is full of contradictions. In one sentence, you say she acts like a virgin, then later, that she loves it. So I question what your real motive is here and I don't think it is something any sensible punter should be involved in. I urge you to drop this idea.
Pedros Needs
01-17-14, 00:39
I may be wrong but I doubt it even though I don't know the place at all that the question in relation to you wanting your front done meant an empty!
My guess is that if you pointed to the point in question you would have got it on the suggestion of an extra $20 maybe $30 as the half hour massage is cheap.
Guys despite all the doo gooders in hear that would fuck anything that walked and think is is offensive to ask for a handy get over that being an issue as I always ask prior to the massage and usually the answer is we will see which tells you yes.
In the most unusual event it is a firm NO I politely apoligise for asking and leave.
As I have posted before I have had FS at places where I have seen people post that they didn't get a HJ so if you don't ask you will never never know.
Good punting all in 2014.
Pedro.
My first visit to Imperial Silk in Moonee Ponds occurred recently (more information on its location can be found in Meanderer's report on 20/12/2013). They still had the $30 for a half hour special, so I went with that. I was shown to the room by the lady at the front desk, and told that someone would be with me shortly. I took off all my clothes, and lay face down on the massage table which appeared to have a clean covering on it. Within a couple of minutes, a thin girl that appeared to me to be in her mid to late twenties entered, and I found out she went by the name of Tiffany. She used oil during the massage, and the massage was firm, but contact was only on the shoulders, back, and back of the legs. Not bad, but nothing to rave about. That took about 20 minutes, at which point she asked if I wanted the front massaged as well, to which I said yes. More oil applied to the front of the legs, chest and shoulders, and that was about it. About 5 minutes into it, she mentions that there's only 5 minutes left. I looked at her and acknowledged her statement, not knowing whether there was some hidden meaning to it. She kept massaging for another 5 minutes, and then told me she was done. I got dressed, thanked her, and left.
Although I got a somewhat firm massage in a clean environment with adequate privacy, I didn't walk away with a smile on my face like Meanderer and JasonLovesit (see his posting on 21/12/2013) described, and I certainly didn't end up making a lot of noise like he has previously with Amy. Don't know whether it requires a number of visits to unlock that kind of service from the ladies there. I do wonder if Tiffany was trying to imply something at the 25 minute mark, or not. But, seeing as she didn't expand on that in any way that I could infer, I felt I couldn't do anything else but let it go.
I would consider going back, but I am not in a rush to do so. Their half hour special was $30, but it's $70 for an hour.
MonsterFacial
01-17-14, 01:56
I am in the mood for this but have not found anyone in Melbourne that is willing to do it. Funny because in Asia it is quite common to get it from a working girl as long as ass rimming is on the menu. The only one close to doing it is rimming Ronnie but she does not do it till completion. Can anyone point me in the right direction that would be awesome.
I may be wrong but I doubt it even though I don't know the place at all that the question in relation to you wanting your front done meant an empty!
My guess is that if you pointed to the point in question you would have got it on the suggestion of an extra $20 maybe $30 as the half hour massage is cheap.
Guys despite all the doo gooders in hear that would fuck anything that walked and think is is offensive to ask for a handy get over that being an issue as I always ask prior to the massage and usually the answer is we will see which tells you yes.
In the most unusual event it is a firm NO I politely apoligise for asking and leave.
As I have posted before I have had FS at places where I have seen people post that they didn't get a HJ so if you don't ask you will never never know.
Good punting all in 2014.
Pedro.Thanks for your comments, Pedros Needs. I agree with you that Tiffany asking me whether I wanted my front massaged did not necessarily mean anything more than that. However, I have read other postings here where the guy wasn't even offered a flip, so I considered it a distinct possibility based on that. What intrigued me more, was her informing me that there was only 5 minutes left until the end of the massage. Okay, there's 5 minutes to go. So what? If I'd had the presence of mind to point down there, things may have turned out different. For $30, I could certainly try again.
I'm not one of those who believe it is offensive to ask, but I do consider it awkward, and that is simply because I haven't been at this for as long as most of the guys here. I'd like to think that I'll get over feeling awkward, but only time will tell. I also haven't figured out when is the best time to ask. In the case of my experience at Imperial Silk, should I have asked the lady at the front desk, before booking the massage and paying? Or should I have asked Tiffany in the room, and if so, at the beginning of the massage, or towards the end? As you can tell, my lack of experience in this regard most likely helped me achieve the result that I got, and I expect that every place is different with how one would approach it. I appreciate that you described how you go about it, and I aspire to be able to do it that nonchalantly in the near future.
"Live long, and monger."
Hi TDA,
I'm sorry you have not been able to hook up with Nancy during your visits. Both AcesMcGee and myself have had a good time with Nancy and so I would say that is pretty good proof that she is or was working there.
I have only visited this establishment once and so I'm not sure what days she works there or even that she works there any longer. I take a great deal of care to only report factual information. I don't ever make reports of "tall, but likeable, stories".
I think it was a mistake of mine to publish as much information as I did in this report. As you can see in my recent reviews,..Hi Meanderer,
I don't think it was a mistake for you to have published the information you did, as I don't believe that it contributed to anything that has happened since then. I hope you reconsider your decision to omit certain details in your postings, at some point, as I looked forward to reading your postings. Just my $0. 02 on the subject.
Pedros Needs
01-18-14, 00:14
Isopac.
Would have rather PM but you don't have it on. People are more inclined to get good information privately from me as there a handful of duds and non contributors on here in my eyes and some that always want information but never seem to reciprocate.
Bud I am no expert despite being at it a long time but through politeness and respect I don't believe I have ever offended people by asking.
I only ask and whisper when in the room usually by a gesture with the hands and 99% of the time when you are in the room you will get a yes or lets see which you know is a yes.
Don't feel bad at all as if they don't do it today they will in a few weeks as they will never survive if not.
I am a bit of a charmer not to come across as a smart ass but as I say I have had FS at places people can get a HJ even had 4-5 ladies I took a fancy to from the legit RnTs come to my office and we have had FS and actually taken a couple of stunners from RnTs on a brief interstate trip and we had a blast.
Good luck and don't hesitate to ask in closing.
Pedro.
[QUOTE=Isotonic; 1520627]Thanks for your comments, Pedros Needs. I agree with you that Tiffany asking me whether I wanted my front massaged did not necessarily mean anything more than that. However, I have read other postings here where the guy wasn't even offered a flip, so I considered it a distinct possibility based on that. What intrigued me more, was her informing me that there was only 5 minutes left until the end of the massage. Okay, there's 5 minutes to go. So what? If I'd had the presence of mind to point down there, things may have turned out different. For $30, I could certainly try again.
I'm not one of those who believe it is offensive to ask, but I do consider it awkward, and that is simply because I haven't been at this for as long as most of the guys here. I'd like to think that I'll get over feeling awkward, but only time will tell. I also haven't figured out when is the best time to ask. In the case of my experience at Imperial Silk, should I have asked the lady at the front desk, before booking the massage and paying? Or should I have asked Tiffany in the room, and if so, at the beginning of the massage, or towards the end? As you can tell, my lack of experience in this regard most likely helped me achieve the result that I got, and I expect that every place is different with how one would approach it. I appreciate that you described how you go about it, and I aspire to be able to do it that nonchalantly in the near future.
Pedros Needs
01-18-14, 03:17
Many of you will be familiar with upstairs in the High Street Ashburton shopping strip.
Had some hit and miss visits never left full I need add but always a risk although found some consistency there just before it changed hands a few weeks back now.
Thought I give it a try today to be greeted by a couples of young ok lookers.
Asked the first one privately in the room (as previously recommended-LOL) if a HJ was in order to which she said NO she could get another girl.
That she did a looker with a great figure called Tina. Average attitude was obvious she didn't want to be there but the real intensity came when she demanded $100 for a HJ which she generously reduced to $50 telling me her clients both there in the time she has been there and where she had worked previously would always pay between the $50- $100.
Much to her displeasure she gave me one that rated just a shade better than one doing itself for $25 telling me that I didn't know the market FFS. There are two shops within a 5 minute walk as I shared you will get a range of ladies some lookers for $40 and $50 + $20 to which she replied well go there and be assured I will young lady.
Anyone paying $100 or up to $150 on what she said has rocks in the head which I politely told her at the same time saying you won't be here in 6 months time. We parted on speaking terms me making it known.
She was a looker I need add but will never get me again at that rate.
Pedro
The DudeAbides
01-20-14, 19:49
I am in the mood for this but have not found anyone in Melbourne that is willing to do it. Funny because in Asia it is quite common to get it from a working girl as long as ass rimming is on the menu. The only one close to doing it is rimming Ronnie but she does not do it till completion. Can anyone point me in the right direction that would be awesome.I only found out about these two sexual activites watching comedian Jimmy Carr live last year. Anyone brave enough to request this from a WL would Pedros proposals to WL's as negligible.
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