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PussyLiccker
09-15-16, 15:22
I have also. Seen a girl mounted on a punter BB on the couches.

Neurosynth
09-15-16, 18:11
You may scoff, but that is how I found my AO girls, personal experience in the club.My original question was "I know some do provide AO but I don't who they are. This is probably something some may not want to post here, so I invite messages on this, and maybe I can return the favor in some way. ".

*Of course* one can take a shot in the dark and see how things turn out. *Of course* if one sees one of the girls having AO that means she, at least at times, has AO. But the whole point of having a site like this is to remove some of the luck and guesswork. That's why I was asking for specifics. And thanks to those who provided them!

Neurosynth
09-15-16, 18:18
How could Bernds ugly girls have business providing normal sex?The girls at Bernd's are not ugly. And they almost uniformly have very positive attitudes and willing and eager service. The question I'd return to you is why do have a need to puff up your ego with posts like this?

Craiova
09-15-16, 18:34
Even on Bernd's homepage the average age of the ten girls there listed with age is 30 years old. And in my experience at P6 ads most likely they lie with age (usually plus 5 or 10 years more).

No really no club for me. And AO you can get at any FKK club even at Palace. LOL.

IndianInFkk
09-16-16, 07:47
My original question was "I know some do provide AO but I don't who they are. This is probably something some may not want to post here, so I invite messages on this, and maybe I can return the favor in some way. ".

*Of course* one can take a shot in the dark and see how things turn out. *Of course* if one sees one of the girls having AO that means she, at least at times, has AO. But the whole point of having a site like this is to remove some of the luck and guesswork. That's why I was asking for specifics. And thanks to those who provided them!Apologies for the ignorance but what exactly is the full form of an AO?

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IndianInFkk
09-16-16, 07:58
The girls at Bernd's are not ugly. And they almost uniformly have very positive attitudes and willing and eager service. The question I'd return to you is why do have a need to puff up your ego with posts like this?Could not have agreed with you more Neursynth.

I know that many punters read this site before deciding upon an FKK to spend their day or evening and I can assure them that there are a quite a few extremely good looking girls who work in Bernds, who could stand out in any other FKK as a looker.

Sorry for being crude but one needs to have forgotten to take his glasses during his Bernds visit to use the word "ugly" to describe Bernds girls in general.

The best thing about Bernds is that none of the ladies (except one) I spoke to at Sharks, Sakura or Paradise have even heard of Bernds. That helps in keeping the place nice and unflustered. I hope it stays this way. It will be such a shame if Bernds transforms into something else.

Sirioja
09-16-16, 14:42
The girls at Bernd's are not ugly. And they almost uniformly have very positive attitudes and willing and eager service. The question I'd return to you is why do have a need to puff up your ego with posts like this?I agree girls were friendly for my visit on beginning of January 2015, but really not pretty enough to pay for. Just my tastes. I wanted to know Bernds, I found a curvy narrow road around, to play. No need to return for me, so many prettier girls even in any street. Same casting level than in AO clubs.

Craiova
09-16-16, 16:44
I can assure them that there are a quite a few extremely good looking girls who work in Bernds, who could stand out in any other FKK as a looker.So so then please names and detailed description of this outstandig beauties. It's first time in ten years I've heard about "quite a few extremly good locking girls " at Bernd's.

IndianInFkk
09-16-16, 21:49
So so then please names and detailed description of this outstandig beauties. It's first time in ten years I've heard about "quite a few extremly good locking girls " at Bernd's.Hi Craiova,

Don't really know what are the attributes which you are looking for in order to place someone in the good looking category but lets me just put four Mina, Tina (Christina) , Julia and Maria has the looks to walk into any other FKK.

I visited Sakura, Paradise (Stuttgart). And Sharks on the three subsequent days after the one at Bernds and thar is what I believe.

However it is absolutely fine if they don't match up to your "definition" of stunners.

As I have said before, I have seen most of the biggies and Bernds is all that I shall ever go back to.

We all have our preferences and I respect your opinion even if you disagree with me.

Cheers.

Yoyoma47
09-20-16, 02:38
Since my last post " Bernds is the best", there has been a number of responses. As I have said before Bernds has its fans and its haters. I am a fan. Went there last Friday (9th September 16) and came back with a similar opinion. Vistited Sakura, Sharks and Paradise on the subsequent three days. Sakura was wonderful, Sharks was fine (except that OT was hot s hell) and Paradise Stuttgart is an utter shame. Took 7 girls in Bernds, 4 each in Sakura and Paradise and 5 at sharks with a number of threesomes. I shall not delve on the others for the moment and so lets talk Bernds. I wish I could visit Bernds during its glory as described in some of the posts but still what it has to offer is enough for me to avoid any other FKK during my next visits. It is a matter of taste I know but that's what it is for me. Reached Bernds at 3 pm Started the session with Mina. She does a unique BJ, with rapid tongue flicks simulating a vibratory suck machine. Great looks and super skills. Spent an hour with her. Held my cum anticipating a long day. Went to the back yard for a nice BBQ while watching Maria go down on another guest before riding him. Next took Katija to the couch room below for a slow BJ and then a bit of wild fucking in the bubble room. Again held my cum for a later time. Had a long chat with Mara in the garden without anything physical. It was so much fun speaking to her. Then came the best part of the evening, a session with Mara in the room. I shall say not beyond a simple phrase " the best one hour of my life". One of those experiences for which I like to use the word "eternal"..Seems like you had a great time at Bernds. So for your 7 sessions and 3 pops, how much did it wind up costing? Just trying to get a sense of the amounts that these sessions cost here. Last thing I want is to have a "bill" that is too crazy if you know what I mean.

Any help would be appreciated!

Yoyo

Vito Corleone
09-21-16, 01:39
Seems like you had a great time at Bernds. So for your 7 sessions and 3 pops, how much did it wind up costing? Just trying to get a sense of the amounts that these sessions cost here. Last thing I want is to have a "bill" that is too crazy if you know what I mean.

Any help would be appreciated!

Yoyo50€ every 30 min. CIM is included. Anal & etc best to ask the girl for prices.

IndianInFkk
09-22-16, 21:54
Seems like you had a great time at Bernds. So for your 7 sessions and 3 pops, how much did it wind up costing? Just trying to get a sense of the amounts that these sessions cost here. Last thing I want is to have a "bill" that is too crazy if you know what I mean.

Any help would be appreciated!

YoyoHey Yoyo,

1 hour session with Mina 100.

30 minutes session with Katjia (partly couch and bubble room) 50.

1 hour session with Mara 100 (the happiest hour of my entire life).

Half and hour of massage and sex with Julia 75 (25 plus 50). She was running short of time and asked me to choose one and I asked her for a abbreviated versions of both and promoted her the same price).

Half an hour (possibly 40 minutes, I am not sure) with Nina and Dana in couch and bubble room, CIM in both 100 (did not charge me any extra) (Nina is an old friend, did not even ask).

Half an hour with my old friend Steffi with anal 100.

Total 525 plus entrance (approx 75/80, I don't remember).

Yes it was stiff, but then it was Bernds and that's where I lose my marbles.

Just hope this club lives on.

Just hope that I can visit it once every year.

Enjoy.

Cheers.

Zumboit
09-22-16, 22:25
Plans are: Next Wednesday late afternoon at Bernds. Saturday evening at Babylon. Each with train plus taxi from Cologne. What is the pricing at Babylon? Anyone been there lately?

Neurosynth
09-23-16, 01:54
Total 525 plus entrance (approx 75/80, I don't remember).

Yes it was stiff, but then it was Bernds and that's where I lose my marbles.

When you consider that was a total of 4 hours of sex with a number of girls, including some anal and some double time. That's really not a bad price.

IndianInFkk
09-23-16, 10:10
When you consider that was a total of 4 hours of sex with a number of girls, including some anal and some double time. That's really not a bad price.Correct Neurosynth. Actually I spent eight and a half hours there with two friends from school (was their first time there and they loved it). Apart from the sex, some of the best times were spent, sitting in the courtyard, chatting with the girls and enjoying a drink (I could since we had booked a room at Reuter and so I did not have to drive). The BBQ that evening was yum. Watched a significant amount of couch action in the garden. Maria was specially active. Yes when one takes the whole picture it is a very decent price. I had some apprehensions about my school buddies liking the place (as you know Bernds is a very polarizing place). In fact I had kept the option open of driving down 25 minutes to Samya if Bernds did not suit their taste. I did not have to since the loved that place. As I have said before we did Sakura, Paradise and Sharks on the next three days before taking the long flight back home but after seeing all four, they told me that they enjoyed Bernds the most.

Zumboit
09-29-16, 09:18
With much trepidation I finally made it to Bernds, unsure until I got on the S12 in Cologne whether I should go. Worrying that I wouldn't find anyone young enough or tight enough.

Taxi from Hennif rail station cost 18 E each way. Not very crowded at 18:00. 10 girls, 5 guys. Finally sat down and chatted with Katia, 31 yr old, Polish. Good looking, tight, certainly doable for me. Much more young woman than MILF.

After a chat we started kissing then she opened my towel asking if it was OK. Sure, and it turned into a great blowjob. Long and varied. She asked a few times if we should go to a room but I was enjoying the public action, asking her to go on her knees so I could see her better and look in her lovely smiling eyes while she licked and swallowed my cock. In the meantime Maria was giving a blowjob on the couch opposite, so I was able to watch a blowjob while getting one. We went to a room, more oral and much fucking, then I quit, wanting to save myself for later action.

After shower, sauna and good tasting wurst I was back on the couch, this time with Elisa who said she was 21, RO, and had worked at Mondial. She's got Orange hair and a tattoo on her back of a woman blowing birds as breath, turning into a big bird spanning her back. Another couck BJ, on to the room. I started caressing her tight long perfect bod, turned into a long deep massage which she loved, moaning that she loved me and would pay me back with better. She did, more blowjob with smiles, fucking over and under before a nice CIM.

I was surprised to be charged only half hour for each of my two sessions which had seemed like 20 minutes couch BJ and at least 30 minutes of room time.

All in all a great experience. The public time was really enjoyable, I wish all clubs would allow this. True GFE with both girls, and the two were tight enough to satisfy me. I wonder if young Elisa will stay, what the dynamics will be? She was busy continually while the older ladies seemed to have no sessions.

I have Saturday night free and am trying to decide between Babylon and Samya. I really like fully nude, like Babylon, and can get my action in before they close at 1. But I would like the choice of young tight Roms and feel sure Samya is the better bet. I would really like to try Finca Erotica, but the boys on that thread, worried about FKK tourists, didn't answer my query about whether I could arrive by train and taxi.

Neurosynth
09-30-16, 20:30
I have Saturday night free and am trying to decide between Babylon and Samya. I really like fully nude, like Babylon, and can get my action in before they close at 1. But I would like the choice of young tight Roms and feel sure Samya is the better bet. I would really like to try Finca Erotica, but the boys on that thread, worried about FKK tourists, didn't answer my query about whether I could arrive by train and taxi.If you're feeling adventurous there's also Annabella. Go back to Hennef and it's a pleasant 15-20 min. Walk.

Annabella is one of the so called RTC's, and while the facilities are downscale, and the food is best avoided, and there is a lack of "stunners". AO rules the day and is available from all but one or two girls. And it's cheap. For 120 euros you can typically get entry and *3* sessions. (That's approximate as door and session fees fluctuate, and I'm not up to date on that at this time.).

FKK-Luderland is also within range, probably closer actually if you are in Cologne, and it's a similar deal re: AO and pricing, and the facilities are more upscale and the girls perhaps marginally better.

http://www.fkk-30.de http://fkk-luderland.com/index.php/luderland-home.html.

Uggabugga
10-01-16, 17:27
The public time was really enjoyable, I wish all clubs would allow this. axi.Isn't this allowed by large anywhere? Vaguely remember the showaround lady in multiple places has told me you can fuck anywhere except dining room and pool, which make sense. Now if they want is a different story.

Uggabugga
10-01-16, 19:08
The public time was really enjoyable, I wish all clubs would allow this. axi.Isn't this allowed by large anywhere? Vaguely remember the showaround lady in multiple places has told me you can fuck anywhere except dining room and pool, which make sense. Now if they want is a different story.

Uggabugga
10-01-16, 19:10
Some cockup with the login made a duplicate there.

FreddieKim
10-01-16, 19:47
Hi,

I have never been Bernd's. So My next trip to Germany in next February, I going to try Bernd's for sure.

Do you think Monday or Tuesday is good day to visit? Or LU will be much weaker than Friday?

Neurosynth
10-02-16, 01:26
Hi,
Do you think Monday or Tuesday is good day to visit? Or LU will be much weaker than Friday?I wouldn't say *much* weaker, but there are some girls who only work one or two days a week, and they tend to work on Thurs or Friday.

http://engl.fkk-schieferhof.de/ladies/

Tobyg
10-03-16, 05:17
Hi,

I have never been Bernd's. So My next trip to Germany in next February, I going to try Bernd's for sure.

Do you think Monday or Tuesday is good day to visit? Or LU will be much weaker than Friday?


I wouldn't say *much* weaker, but there are some girls who only work one or two days a week, and they tend to work on Thurs or Friday.

http://engl.fkk-schieferhof.de/ladies/I would disagree. I have found the numbers at the start of the week on some occasions to be well down. A couple of times as low as five or six.

SAS40
10-14-16, 17:23
Is Jacky still present at the club?

Vito Corleone
10-15-16, 19:24
Is Jacky still present at the club?Yes. Still looks good for her age!

SAS40
10-15-16, 21:48
Yes. Still looks good for her age!Interesting! Never been, but tempted. Any experience or opinion!

EFrog
10-23-16, 16:32
Interesting! Never been, but tempted. Any experience or opinion!As you can check just over your message, you already have 2776 messages to read that are answering at least part of your question.

Why not starting from this major WSG asset and This is the purpose we all report on the forum.

SAS40
10-30-16, 15:56
As you can check just over your message, you already have 2776 messages to read that are answering at least part of your question.

Why not starting from this major WSG asset and This is the purpose we all report on the forum.I meant the girl I question but didn't find much.

Fcarlton
11-08-16, 00:47
The "Schieferhof" or Hof as the German's call it is located on Schieferhof 28 thus the nick name. The clubs actual name is Bernds Sauna Club. The Hof invented the FKK club concept and is over 30 years old. Often copied but never duplicated. Remember a true FKK club means the women are totally naked and the men wear only towels if that. Robes are anti FKK.

I have going to Bernds for several years now and the visits seem to get better and better. I,for one, love the Hof! I just wish I had a place like this back home where I could visit when I wanted and have a good time relaxing with beautiful naked women. What's not to like?

The Hof is located in the small village of Lichtenberg and you could drive by it and never know it was there. Off the A3 about 25 km east of Bonn not far from the city of Hennef. There are no signs on the building and no advertisements on the road. You ring the door bell and are greeted warmly by one of the service providers and she is nude of course. The thekefrau's are friendly and check you in after you pay the entrance fee of 70 E. Yes, the entry fee is higher but some extras are included in the service such as CIM if the lady consents. A lady is assigned to give you a tour of the facilities and help you get situated.

The Hof is situation in a two story residential home. The office, women's locker room and massage room are located on the second floor. The second floor is off limits to guests unless accompanied by one of the ladies. The ground floor has guest 4 rooms, two locker rooms, a shower, toilet (located across from the entry desk), dining room, main lounge and main bar.

The basement has a "room with a view" or the bubble room as we call it with a large bed. Here is where guests and girls play for all to see, sometimes groups of people. The basement lounge is more relaxed with dance pole and a more party feel. There are two guest rooms and the Men's relax room. Down the hall you'll find a sauna on the left with sink. To the right a dual stall shower and a urinal at the end.

More on the two bars: One on the main floor and one in the basement with bar stools to sit on. There are sitting areas around the bars. You can have all the great German beer and soft drinks you want. Alcoholic hard drinks are included which is different from most clubs. There is a small room for dining and food is good and plentiful and served buffet style. One needs to keep fueled up for the upcoming action. There is a small relaxation men room downstairs to watch TV, sleep or read the newspaper between sessions if you desire.

Women are usually sitting on the sofas unless otherwise engaged. Bernds has a strict no approach policy, and you must initiate the process if you want to get serviced. The part that I enjoy the most is the women are real and like to joke and have fun. Yes, they want to make money but why not have fun in the process. I have been to so many places where the provider just wants you to get off as soon as you can so they can get another victim. That scenario is not the case at Bernds. The women want you to have fun and provide the highest personal service possible. These women are not clock watchers and do not beat you up if you over your allotted time by a few minutes. It could be the company I keep and who I visit the club with? I like to visit with one of the organized tour groups who advertise on the forum here.

Now for the fun. I can remember earlier this year sitting in the room chatting with the ladies. The ladies come from different countries such as Germany, Bulgaria, Romania, Poland, Hungary and Russia. There are other countries but the point is they are diverse. So the ladies are ready and willing to give we foreigners language lessons on how to say "I love you. " For example, 'Ich liebe dich' in German, "Obichamp te" in Bulgarian, "te iubesc" in Romanian, and "yah liu bliu tebya" in Russian. The Russich was very helpful on how to say the words in Russian. We tried to teach the thekefrau the words and somehow she uttered "I blew Timmy" for liubliu tebya. We all had a good laugh on that one.

Public action on the sofas is the norm at Bernds. My friends decided to give me a gift and challenged me to get a public blow job at their expense. I accepted the challenge and chose Tina, a beautiful, thin Romanian lady. Her hair was long and soft and she got down to business between my legs in the main sitting area level zero. Mr. Happy was more than accommodating in her mouth and soon I was in nivana. Tina is typical of the ladies: friendly, beautiful and provides excellent service.

Typical service at the Hof involves: Find a lady of your choice, sit by her or get her attention. It's standard that she'll offer to get you a drink, start some small talk, fondling and kissing. This will lead to her playing with Mr. Happy and public oral sex. For those not so open you can opt to go directly to a room. It's common and accepted for other guests to be present and watch the action as men couple with the guests. In fact don't be surprised to see a guest getting oral while having his drink standing at the bar. Some guests even enjoy their entire session in the lounge while everyone watches. Remember a real FKK club means sex can happen anywhere. At the bar, in the garden, shower, sauna you name is it's all possible.

Bernds has a couple of masseuses (female) Sandra and Julia. They give a good massage and can make it erotic if you so desire. The regular massage was just fine for me as my little brother is usually well taken care of by the ladies.

I like all of the ladies at Bernds but have had very good experiences with Maria (26), the beautiful Bulgarian, Tina / Romanich (27) who provides consistently good service, just to name a few. I like the fact that new providers rotate in and have had good reports on Xenia,(23) and Susanna (21). The other ladies provide very good service. So if you want to have a good time, make the trek over Hennef to the villa on Shieferhof called Bernds.

Wassab
11-14-16, 11:04
The "Schieferhof" or Hof as the German's call it is located on Schieferhof 28 thus the nick name. The clubs actual name is Bernds Sauna Club. The Hof invented the FKK club concept and is over 30 years old. Often copied but never duplicated. Remember a true FKK club means the women are totally naked and the men wear only towels if that. Robes are anti FKK.

I have going to Bernds for several years now and the visits seem to get better and better. I,for one, love the Hof! I just wish I had a place like this back home where I could visit when I wanted and have a good time relaxing with beautiful naked women. What's not to like?Agree with your statement about Bernds. Curious to know if you saw Mina during you last visit to Bernds. I heard Anna has retired and she will be missed.

Fcarlton
11-14-16, 22:49
I did see Mina on my last visit which was late September. And yes, I heard that the wonderful Anna has retired and gone back to the homeland. Glad to see someone who shares my views on the Hof. I am known as Freddie in the club and the best places are where you are known. Have fun.

Myrrh
11-15-16, 00:03
The Hof invented the FKK club concept and is over 30 years old.

I have going to Bernds for several years now and the visits seem to get better and better. I,for one, love the Hof! I just wish I had a place like this back home where I could visit when I wanted and have a good time relaxing with beautiful naked women. What's not to like?

The thekefrau's are friendly and check you in after you pay the entrance fee of 70 E. Yes, the entry fee is higher but some extras are included in the service such as CIM if the lady consents. You can have all the great German beer and soft drinks you want. Alcoholic hard drinks are included which is different from most clubs. There is a small room for dining and food is good and plentiful and served buffet style. One needs to keep fueled up for the upcoming action.

Mr. Happy was more than accommodating in her mouth and soon I was in nivana. Tina is typical of the ladies: friendly, beautiful and provides excellent service.

So if you want to have a good time, make the trek over Hennef to the villa on Shieferhof called Bernds.Thanks for the infomercial about Bernds.

Given the 70 euro entry fee I would be expecting them to be feeding me caviar off the asses of virgins or allowing me to drink champagne from a straw straight out of super cooled pussies.

You can eat yourself silly and get riotously drunk at many FKK's without paying up to the 70 euros that you need to enter Bernds and CIM is standard at around a dozen FKKs, we are talking those of the red carpet club variety.

I've never been to Bernds and part of the reason why I have never been is because first time visitors often remark that they find the place surprisingly small and the overwhelming consensus from many reports is that the women are older and far less attractive than what you would find in a normal FKK.

The saving grace of this place is that the women are willing to please but it appears that they are more willing to please guys who are regulars than anyone else.

The only interest that I would have in this place is if they allowed my 'Mr Happy' to party all the way without his happy hat on. But your wholesome report is surprisingly silent about this particular interesting possibility. Never mind as this department is amply taken care of at many FKK RTCs.

What about the fact that this place is completely closed all weekend which makes this place absolutely useless for those travelling from the UK for a weekend break? Why close on the days that people at last have time to go to the place? For that reason alone this makes the place a complete non-starter for me.

Neurosynth
11-15-16, 04:18
You can eat yourself silly and get riotously drunk at many FKK's without paying up to the 70 euros that you need to enter Bernds and CIM is standard at around a dozen FKKs, we are talking those of the red carpet club variety.

... first time visitors often remark that they find the place surprisingly small and the overwhelming consensus from many reports is that the women are older and far less attractive than what you would find in a normal FKK.

Bernd's is a small place, but the male to female ratio is comparable to larger FKKs. Some men *prefer* a smaller place. And economies of scale being what they are, they have to charge a higher door fee to the fewer men in order to be a viable business. If you prefer cold women who are mostly interested in uncharging you, but happen to be closer to 20 than not, then perhaps a larger FKK is a better bet. That sounds like a harsh generalization, but the women at Bernd's are so much the opposite that it's true by difference. Over time I've found myself less worried about whether a woman was a 9 versus a 7, and more interested in how good she was in bed. In my experience the women at Bernd's are excellent in bed. And I'm not just talking about sex acts on a check list, or CIM at no extra charge. I'm talking about something harder to quantify or communicate. And I'd dispute that men are saying the women are "far less attractive. " Unless one is fixated on age as the sole determinant of attractiveness I'd say the Bernd's women are more attractive than the typical selection at a RTC. And there are *some* quite young women. It's just that there are some older as well.


The only interest that I would have in this place is if they allowed my 'Mr Happy' to party all the way without his happy hat on. But your wholesome report is surprisingly silent about this particular interesting possibility. Never mind as this department is amply taken care of at many FKK RTCs.There are definitely AO providers at Bernd's, but it's somewhat hidden as to who is who. Yes, AO is available at the RTCs. I take advantage of RTCs with regularity. But the standard of service, latex aside, cannot match Bernd's.


What about the fact that this place is completely closed all weekend... Unlike the FKK's located in industrial parks or behind car dealerships, Bernd's is in the middle of a quiet noncommercial residential neighborhood. They've said weekend hours would be too disruptive to their neighbors.

Dreams
11-15-16, 10:52
Thanks for the infomercial about Bernds.

Given the 70 euro entry fee I would be expecting them to be feeding me caviar off the asses of virgins or allowing me to drink champagne from a straw straight out of super cooled pussies.

You can eat yourself silly and get riotously drunk at many FKK's without paying up to the 70 euros that you need to enter Bernds and CIM is standard at around a dozen FKKs, we are talking those of the red carpet club variety.

I've never been to Bernds and part of the reason why I have never been is because first time visitors often remark that they find the place surprisingly small and the overwhelming consensus from many reports is that the women are older and far less attractive than what you would find in a normal FKK.

The saving grace of this place is that the women are willing to please but it appears that they are more willing to please guys who are regulars than anyone else.

The only interest that I would have in this place is if they allowed my 'Mr Happy' to party all the way without his happy hat on. But your wholesome report is surprisingly silent about this particular interesting possibility. Never mind as this department is amply taken care of at many FKK RTCs.

What about the fact that this place is completely closed all weekend which makes this place absolutely useless for those travelling from the UK for a weekend break? Why close on the days that people at last have time to go to the place? For that reason alone this makes the place a complete non-starter for me.Another long rant about a place you never visited.

Like on the London thread, you just rant but never provides useful info.

PussyLiccker
11-18-16, 15:21
Bernd's is a small place, but the male to female ratio is comparable to larger FKKs. Some men *prefer* a smaller place. And economies of scale being what they are, they have to charge a higher door fee to the fewer men in order to be a viable business. If you prefer cold women who are mostly interested in uncharging you, but happen to be closer to 20 than not, then perhaps a larger FKK is a better bet. That sounds like a harsh generalization, but the women at Bernd's are so much the opposite that it's true by difference. Over time I've found myself less worried about whether a woman was a 9 versus a 7, and more interested in how good she was in bed. In my experience the women at Bernd's are excellent in bed. And I'm not just talking about sex acts on a check list, or CIM at no extra charge. I'm talking about something harder to quantify or communicate. And I'd dispute that men are saying the women are "far less attractive. " Unless one is fixated on age as the sole determinant of attractiveness I'd say the Bernd's women are more attractive than the typical selection at a RTC. And there are *some* quite young women. It's just that there are some older as well.

There are definitely AO providers at Bernd's, but it's somewhat hidden as to who is who. Yes, AO is available at the RTCs. I take advantage of RTCs with regularity. But the standard of service, latex aside, cannot match Bernd's.

Unlike the FKK's located in industrial parks or behind car dealerships, Bernd's is in the middle of a quiet noncommercial residential neighborhood. They've said weekend hours would be too disruptive to their neighbors.There are clubs out there charge 20,30, 40, entry fees(also free for certain hrs in the case of H7). May not be quite as small scale as bernds is a house. Closer to LR scale. LR is just renovated more to be club.

If you go East of Duss you got those small scales clubs spursed out. Applerbeck, Neby, Luder Lounge, Penelope, Arbellela, etc.

The difference is, Bernds is at a location where most clientel is likely local, and could get away with those types willing to shell out high fees.

Small scale (a house in a neighborhood) so the club really can't support a hugh number of people inside. So, likely those are reasons that they keep the price at that point.

I haven't been in a long time, but for the 70 Euros what are you getting as far as foods (which sucked when I went long ago) and what else? Number of girls certain don't scale with pricing in this instance.

There are ways the club to survive, and a club like Bernds can mainly surive with regulars and girls offering better services than a club with many younger and better lookers.

It just sounds to me for some the club fits a niche because you can pay much less at other spots. Likely whatever service needs that the majority of the girls fills I guess (is it that particularly special at this one compared to others with lower rate even? Optically, not much.

For an avg tourist, not much a draw location, entry, combination of number of girls and chances if optics and no interesting alternatives nearby if bailing.

Anyway, visiting places like this, I see what types of venues exist, puts a perspective on things. For me, that's all the place is worth with many alternatives around, but you obviously see it differently.

Yes, hstorically probably the oldest FKK themed club in existance, but also many clubs have established since then.

Sirioja
11-19-16, 04:21
Free alcohol included in entry 70 and may have AO sex.

Excess
11-19-16, 13:00
What about the fact that this place is completely closed all weekend which makes this place absolutely useless for those travelling from the UK for a weekend break? Why close on the days that people at last have time to go to the place? For that reason alone this makes the place a complete non-starter for me.Thanks for your many contributions, Myrrh. You might like to consider another angle to the no-week-ends policy at Bernd's. While it can be annoying for those with only the week-end to play, it fits into the Bernd's philosophy well, in my opinion. Not necessary to agree but worthy of thought.

Bernd's as pointed out here and many times is different and designed to be right from the start by Bernd decades ago.

There is the house in the village aspect but more importantly it strives to provide a much fuller and complete experience based upon the local bar "where everyone knows your name theme". In keeping, the girls at Bernd's do not work past 1:00 am and do not work on week-ends. At least at Bernd's.

The results includes girls that are comfortable in the surroundings and the schedule, that are not overly tired and stressed due to very long hours and hunting in big spaces. Girls that last a few months and provide the expected and required service levels tend to stay at Bernd's for years.

The quality of the optics can be debated as everywhere, not much debate is needed about the Bernd's service levels or approach to the customer. Many dislike it, others are thrilled by it. This includes both girls and customers.

Whatever flips your towel, which is how it should be. After all, it is your time, your euros and your member.

Excess.

AmericanIndian
12-04-16, 20:24
I have been to many FKK clubs but never to Bernds. Will be there on Tuesday. I know its small and the service is good. Any one else there on Tuesday? Any advice of which girls to spend time with?

Vito Corleone
12-05-16, 13:28
I have been to many FKK clubs but never to Bernds. Will be there on Tuesday. I know its small and the service is good. Any one else there on Tuesday? Any advice of which girls to spend time with?Conny gives great service!

Derk
12-06-16, 05:01
Thanks for your many contributions, Myrrh. You might like to consider another angle to the no-week-ends policy at Bernd's. While it can be annoying for those with only the week-end to play, it fits into the Bernd's philosophy well, in my opinion. Not necessary to agree but worthy of thought.

Bernd's as pointed out here and many times is different and designed to be right from the start by Bernd decades ago.

There is the house in the village aspect but more importantly it strives to provide a much fuller and complete experience based upon the local bar "where everyone knows your name theme". In keeping, the girls at Bernd's do not work past 1:00 am and do not work on week-ends. At least at Bernd's.

The results includes girls that are comfortable in the surroundings and the schedule, that are not overly tired and stressed due to very long hours and hunting in big spaces. Girls that last a few months and provide the expected and required service levels tend to stay at Bernd's for years.

The quality of the optics can be debated as everywhere, not much debate is needed about the Bernd's service levels or approach to the customer. Many dislike it, others are thrilled by it. This includes both girls and customers.

Whatever flips your towel, which is how it should be. After all, it is your time, your euros and your member.

Excess.I've got over 20 years of experience with the Hof (name used by the locals) for "Schieferhof" the street the club is located on.

The Hof is the originator of all FKK Clubs and there's a reason for everything they do. First off the odd hours (closed on weekends and opening at 13:00) this was done by agreement with the local government to avoid hours when families or children are present. Remember the Hof is located in a small village named Lichtenberg-Hennef. The club was designed to cater to the businessman who could stop in for lunch and after work. No need for weekends when business people are with family. The club was never designed for tourist or weekender. As previously stated "Bernd's" was designed for what it is and still today does that very well. Guests who demand a robe, are shy about nudity and public sex may do better elsewhere. Yes it was someone's home at one time, over 30 years ago when it was just an idea in one man's head.

Most of the time the girls don't work past 12:00 midnight, it's only 1: am on Fridays. The women often select when they want to work, some are part time. It's more about how much money they want to make rather than having to work all 5 days. On one hand while some feel its a small club with few guests some women work non-stop and that can be from 1:00 to 12:00 which is considerably less than 11:00 to 4 am hours of other clubs. It's about service not numbers, its in the details.

While the bigger clubs its about rushing to the room, the service here starts the moment you take a seat next to a gal. After all the other rule is the women are not to approach or engage you unless you wish this. Usually its up to you to make a move first. People familiar with the workings of the Hof understand and welcome the DFK, fondling and even oral that takes place on the couch. Once it gets really hot you have the option of taking the action to the room. Regulars can always tell who the tourists and newbies are by the lack of action in the public area. Heck that used to be the norm and half the fun of the Hof. All sorts of sex took place at the bar (standing blow jobs while you enjoyed your drink). Multiple guests and girls on the couch etc.

The quality of optics is changing and has changed, many of the older faces have left. The so called "Queen" Katja is still in the business however no longer at the Hof. If you've been a customer long enough you'll know who I mean? There are new superstars worth your time. Xenia Russian Ukraine but grew up in Germany, the new Katja Poland, Maria Bulgarian (best tits in the place) and the Romanian Tina. For those interested in the MILF's there are Angie German and Jacky Germany. Also not to forget are Maya Romanian, Nina Bulgarian and Mina East German (also from a decade ago).

The Hof is all about "The Team" where either you perform to a high level of service or you're out. Local guests provide what most tourists don't input to management to week out the slackers. Hof women want repeat guests not the occasional visitor so they pride themselves in great service to keep you coming back.

Regardless of club it's about finding that gal that rocks your boat not about numbers.

Just my humble two cents.

George Bickham
12-13-16, 16:14
Does anybody know if Mina offers anal sex?

And if she does, does she seem to enjoy it or 'just do it for the money'? (And, yes, I know that all WGs do it for the money).

Thanks for sharing any experiences.

Yhddude13
12-15-16, 05:13
Sorry for the question, but if I go I will post some information. Do you guys think there will be enough girls next Thursday / Friday just before Christmas? Thinking off doing a couple days of FKK those days as a little vacation treat to mepyself.

Akibono
12-15-16, 07:08
I've got over 20 years of experience with the Hof (name used by the locals) for "Schieferhof" the street the club is located on.

The Hof is the originator of all FKK Clubs and there's a reason for everything they do. First off the odd hours (closed on weekends and opening at 13:00) this was done by agreement with the local government to avoid hours when families or children are present. Remember the Hof is located in a small village named Lichtenberg-Hennef. The club was designed to cater to the businessman who could stop in for lunch and after work. No need for weekends when business people are with family. The club was never designed for tourist or weekender. As previously stated "Bernd's" was designed for what it is and still today does that very well. Guests who demand a robe, are shy about nudity and public sex may do better elsewhere. Yes it was someone's home at one time, over 30 years ago when it was just an idea in one man's head.

Most of the time the girls don't work past 12:00 midnight, it's only 1: am on Fridays. The women often select when they want to work, some are part time. It's more about how much money they want to make rather than having to work all 5 days. On one hand while some feel its a small club with few guests some women work non-stop and that can be from 1:00 to 12:00 which is considerably less than 11:00 to 4 am hours of other clubs. It's about service not numbers, its in the details.

While the bigger clubs its about rushing to the room, the service here starts the moment you take a seat next to a gal. After all the other rule is the women are not to approach or engage you unless you wish this. Usually its up to you to make a move first. People familiar with the workings of the Hof understand and welcome the DFK, fondling and even oral that takes place on the couch. Once it gets really hot you have the option of taking the action to the room. Regulars can always tell who the tourists and newbies are by the lack of action in the public area. Heck that used to be the norm and half the fun of the Hof. All sorts of sex took place at the bar (standing blow jobs while you enjoyed your drink). Multiple guests and girls on the couch etc..Very well put. It was intended to be a place for people who like sex to meet people with a like mind. Sort of like an orgy open to everyone. You just will not find that type of atmosphere at any big club.

OrgyLover
12-17-16, 20:01
Bernd's will be my choice next trip sure. I love the open sexual relationships with people like orgy which missed him a long time ago And relations have been replaced in-room just as it happens in the big clubs.

ExpatLover
12-18-16, 18:52
Does anybody know if Mina offers anal sex?

And if she does, does she seem to enjoy it or 'just do it for the money'? (And, yes, I know that all WGs do it for the money).

Thanks for sharing any experiences.It depends on you, but there is a lot of cheating in the clubs.

Fuzz Bucket
12-27-16, 15:29
Does anyone know if be's will be open this Fri? And if so, would it be a ghost town?

Thanks.

Boomer10
12-28-16, 02:33
Does anyone know if be's will be open this Fri? And if so, would it be a ghost town?

Thanks.Google translate from a notice on a German board:

On Monday, 26 December makes Bernd nudist club a day off, which means the club is closed and the ladies re-energize for the year-end spurt with you.

There is 30 December back with a bang next:

On New Year's Eve Use day you save 20 euros at the entrance and pay only 50 euros for a day ticket.

So they're open with a 20 euro discount on entrance fee, no idea how busy they will be.

FreddieKim
12-28-16, 10:25
Hi,

I will be visiting Frankfurt in February for 5 nights. I will definitely try sharks multiple times, but not sure I should visit Bernd's.

I only visited Oase once and it wasn't great experience because girls were too sharky and pushy, also layout of the club wasn't my type. Heard Bernd's girls provide decent service.

That really draw my attention. What do you guys think? Should I visit Bernd's or not?

Optimist
12-28-16, 15:51
Very well put. It was intended to be a place for people who like sex to meet people with a like mind. Sort of like an orgy open to everyone. You just will not find that type of atmosphere at any big club.Unfortunately it has become less so in recent times, and seems to be following the trend which has been established in all the big clubs I know, that is, reducing amounts of public sex.

Ibn Buttita
12-28-16, 23:49
Winter memories of summer fun. Back in July I made about a week's FKK trip to Germany, generally Hesse, and followed it up with a couple of days in August near Stuttgart and back to Frankfurt. The fall has been busy so I'm just getting to the reports now.

What better way to start an FKK trip than with the grand-daddy of them all, Bernds. I had gotten a discount train ticket out of Frankfurt airport as I normally do, but lodging was different this time. When I called Hotel Reuter near the club a week before they told me they were all booked up, a surprise, so instead I found on Air BNB a holiday apartment right in the center of Hennef not far from the train station, When I got settled there in the late afternoon I took the 522 bus as usual to the stop a few hundred meters from Bernds. With the last bus back to Hennef at around midnight, I could stay at Bernds until closing, so staying in Hennef worked out well.

One of my favorite parts about visiting Bernds is when the reception assigns a girl to set you up at your locker. It's a nice "welcome back" and gives the chance to interact with a possible session-mate. My greeter girl was a tall, blonde German flower child named Mina. With braided hair, hippie jewelry draped over her breasts, and a jean shorts waistband that highlighted her sexy ass, she could have fit in at a 1967 California love-in.

Mina was very friendly and engaging, so after getting settled I did approach her in the upstairs lounge where we kissed a little and she gave me a blow job on the couch across from some guests and other girls. In the room she continued to suck my dick expertly. Sex with a girl taller than me is fun, and we sweated it up in missionary and when she rode me, propelled by her long, toned legs. Her ass was great to grab as she lay prone while I boned her. To close it out Mina sucked a nice load from my cock.

I came to Bernds hoping to find one of my all time favorites, Tina, who I had sessioned with the year before after an absence of some time. She was in attendance that evening and so I made sure to reintroduce myself. She's sweet but so porn-why, wearing her high heels in bed while giving a wicked blow job. In that department one of the best I've encountered. With a body that's firm but soft at the same time, perfectly compact with all the right lady parts packed into a compact package, fucking Tina's a dream. She rode me so well that I almost came, but I restrained myself so I could finish in her mouth. She gladly accepted my proposal and as gladly accepted a mouthful of my sperm.

Having flown early that morning and been in transit for much of the day, I was pretty beat and so spent long stretches just relaxing with a beer watching the girls lounge naked on the couches or socializing outside, and later in the evening having an impromptu dance party downstairs. I probably could have pulled the trigger on another girl or two, but decided to wrap things up with another session with Tina. Another excellent encounter followed, again ending with her coaxing my cum into her mouth.

A goal of this trip, which as I've indicated above was accomplished at Bernds thanks to Mina and Tina, was to get in as many cum-in-mouth finishes as possible. Even before the recent passage of the evil condom law that impending doom was in the air, so my aim was to maximize the time I had left. I think it could really hurt a place famed for public action and all-inclusive sum-in-mouth, but I'm hoping the place can cope, it's a shrine.

Continued at Rom.

Sirioja
12-29-16, 08:31
Hi,

I will be visiting Frankfurt in February for 5 nights. I will definitely try sharks multiple times, but not sure I should visit Bernd's.

I only visited Oase once and it wasn't great experience because girls were too sharky and pushy, also layout of the club wasn't my type. Heard Bernd's girls provide decent service.

That really draw my attention. What do you guys think? Should I visit Bernd's or not?Bernds is not around Frankfurt, but closer to Koln. At Oase, many little girl looks. At Bernds, You get the mum, except Maria. Bu. Even not exceptional casting seen on my last visit, my eyes prefer Oase. You can also try Mainhattan, World. Forget Palace if you don't like hunting girls.

ExpatLover
12-29-16, 16:59
Hi,

I will be visiting Frankfurt in February for 5 nights. I will definitely try sharks multiple times, but not sure I should visit Bernd's.

I only visited Oase once and it wasn't great experience because girls were too sharky and pushy, also layout of the club wasn't my type. Heard Bernd's girls provide decent service.

That really draw my attention. What do you guys think? Should I visit Bernd's or not?But what are you looking for? You can t compare Shark, World, to Bernd, s, if you are looking for something less like a brothel don't go to Bernd's, if you like more dirty things may be but I would not recommend this place. I like nice girls in a clean atmosphere so all those place like Roms etc. are not for me.

Dreams
12-29-16, 19:06
Hi,

I will be visiting Frankfurt in February for 5 nights. I will definitely try sharks multiple times, but not sure I should visit Bernd's.

I only visited Oase once and it wasn't great experience because girls were too sharky and pushy, also layout of the club wasn't my type. Heard Bernd's girls provide decent service.

That really draw my attention. What do you guys think? Should I visit Bernd's or not?Just go and see by yourself. As you have seen, views are radically different on this club. It's a totally different experience than Oase or any of the "big" Hesse clubs. One may perfectly enjoy the optifucks, expensive, not always friendly girls from Oase / World on one day, and also enjoy the more nest door type GF and better, cheaper service in Bernd's another day.

Sirioja
12-30-16, 04:16
But what are you looking for? You can t compare Shark, World, to Bernd, s, if you are looking for something less like a brothel don't go to Bernd's, if you like more dirty things may be but I would not recommend this place. I like nice girls in a clean atmosphere so all those place like Roms etc. are not for me.Rom have better rooms than World. Not at all a dirty place.

Neurosynth
12-30-16, 06:27
Hi,

I will be visiting Frankfurt in February for 5 nights. I will definitely try sharks multiple times, but not sure I should visit Bernd's.

I only visited Oase once and it wasn't great experience because girls were too sharky and pushy, also layout of the club wasn't my type. Heard Bernd's girls provide decent service.

That really draw my attention. What do you guys think? Should I visit Bernd's or not?Bernd's is different enough from the Oase / Sharks / etc. Large FKK clubs that I would say if you are going to visit several you should make Bernd's one of them. And I'd suggest going early on so that you can compare the two types, and then have options for your remaining days. It would be a drag to go to Bernd's last and discover that was what you had been looking for, but now you are out of time for a second visit.

Not saying that will happen or won't. But checking both types out is worth doing early.

HOWEVER, Bernd's is at least 2 hours by train and 90 minutes to 2 hours by car from the Frankfurt Airport. So factor in 4 hours for a round trip and Bernd's for a Frankfurt-based visit is a little painful.

Another option would be to give Dietzenbach a try. It's right in the area and quick and easy to reach by train. It's known for average looking Romanian girls who charge less than FKK prices (30 euros for 30 minutes, and only 40 euros for the door charge) AND include in that most things that would require an up-charge elsewhere. They also give BBBJ in the public areas, and most notably, AO (condom-less vaginal sex) is generally available. (90% of the girls...so ask before the BJ or the like begins, else you've committed to pay.)

(If the thought of AO offends you, no need to say so here. People have strong feelings in both directions, and there's no need to hash that out for the millionth time!)

PussyLiccker
12-30-16, 06:49
He can try this place out to see if it fits (trying out different venues gives perspectives and ideas, possibilities), but why not try FKK World? Girls on the avg doesn't seem sharky at all. Also, Sharks is probably more suited than Oase.

NRW clubs have low chances to run into sharky girls. It's a good region for least probability of sharkiness.

Jlaz87
01-18-17, 06:35
Hi,

I will be visiting Frankfurt in February for 5 nights. I will definitely try sharks multiple times, but not sure I should visit Bernd's.

I only visited Oase once and it wasn't great experience because girls were too sharky and pushy, also layout of the club wasn't my type. Heard Bernd's girls provide decent service.

That really draw my attention. What do you guys think? Should I visit Bernd's or not?In a word, yes. In a couple of months I will be making my next visit to the FKK scene in both Frankfurt and NRW. My last trip was in May of last year when I went back to Berndt's for the first time in a few years. Based on other posts that I read here and my recollection of other visits in prior years I figured it was worth a look. To be honest, I have never had a bad session there; most have been good or really good, so I was hoping for some new talent to be discovered. I won't bore you with going over the same ground to describe the club or its origins as quite a few other posts have done a decent job of it already.

It was a Friday in early May and my friends and I only planned to spend a couple of hours there. Upon arrival I noticed one girl in particular and found out her name was Maria. Others have written about her and I have to say the eye candy part was spot on. Maria a a stunning BU girl with jet black hair and a body like the proverbial brick house. Her tits are magnificent and she has a wonderful habit of sitting on the couch with her legs up to give you the ultimate beaver shot.

So naturally I start things up with Maria and she starts with a couch BJ (What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ.). We proceed to the room where we go at it for the full half hour. I'd have to give her a 7 on performance; not the best ever but satisfying nonetheless. After that, I headed to the food to get some fuel for my next session which I anticipated would occur at the next club on the list.

Meanwhile, one of my friends decides to try a new RU blonde and he comes back raving about her. Which one I ask? The tall one over there. Her name is Xenia. So after some time has passed and we decide to stay a while longer I'm starting to feel up to the task again (I'm not twenty something any more). Xenia struck me as the shy schoolgirl type. She wasn't really down to her birthday suit and sat there with legs crossed looking like a total wall flower, but my buddy said she was a tigress in the room so I took him at his word and went for it.

Boy, we he right. The transformation behind closed doors simply amazed me as Xenia became the wanton sex goddess I was hoping for. A definite 9 on my scale. We left the club soon after my session was over, but I knew I had to come back for more so a week later I circled back after a trip to Bavaria just to see Xenia again. At the time she was only working Fridays but I understand she has gone full time now so you can guess where I will be on this upcoming trip.

So if you are on the fence about going to the Hof, I have to tell you it's all about the girls you can experience there. Is it an all day club? Probably not and was not designed to be either. If you have never been, put it on your bucket list. It's probably time to consider a pilgrimage to the one that started it all.

Goth Fkk
02-19-17, 13:06
I've never visited Bernds, but it's always on my mind. Google "FKK Bernds, Sandy", and Looking at her picture, blonde sexy ass, it'll be worth it. Is Sandy still working there?

StrawJam
02-21-17, 13:47
He can try this place out to see if it fits (trying out different venues gives perspectives and ideas, possibilities), but why not try FKK World? Girls on the avg doesn't seem sharky at all. Also, Sharks is probably more suited than Oase.

NRW clubs have low chances to run into sharky girls. It's a good region for least probability of sharkiness.I took the advice and tried out Bernd's on Friday afternoon. After not doing well at LR I really needed it to be good but it got off to a bad start. It takes some effort to get there on public transport but I had done my research so I thought I had covered all bases, I even phoned bernd's to check taxis would be outside the station at Hennef. They assured me there would be plenty. My luck was getting no better, when I got of the train there were 5 taxi ranks in front of the station spread over 200 - 300 meters you have no clue which one to wait at. No one was waiting at any of the other ranks. After 45 minutes I saw a taxi coming but someone flagged it down so I ran over but no one could speak English, so I just left it and stayed at the middle rank. 15 minutes later I got in a taxi with a women driver, I said bernd's club please she said she never heard of it. I phoned the club and they spoke to driver and off we went, 17 euro later we were outside a house in a village. Best option as has been advised before get the bus but I had no clue where to get off.

I think it was 60 to get in and once there it is a relaxed set up but small as you can imagine being a house. Quick change with shower and went to the main room and got a beer. An old German guy is getting a BBBJ on couch and no one else was around. Then a 23 year old ROM came into the room and so started 2.5 of the best hours I have had in a long time. She was size 10 size with biggish size see tits tanned with quite a pretty face 7.5 over all. Far better than anything I was left with in LR. In bernd's very little talking goes on, no need for the basic small talk. What's your name and oh your hands are cold, which then ended up between the legs next to the shaved pussy. A minute later after a play with the breasts, off with the towel and BBBJ. I didn't fancy finishing in the lounge so we went to the room. No need here to give the girl direction she is doing it before you think of it.

Back to the lounge and there are 4 guys, 2 of which are getting BBBJ action by the 40 year old MILF's mentioned a lot on here. I take a seat with a beer and then a 60 year old german guy walks up behind another MILF chatting at the bar and starts to finger her first in the pussy and then in the arse. All the while she keeps chatting to the bar maid. The girl I was with came back and within less than 5 minutes she is getting banged on the couch by a 35 year old quite fit Asian guy. They did about 4 or 5 positions only 2 meters away from me. Then a 25 year old Bulgarian girl walked in and as look would have it sat next to me. Fucking jackpot 8.5 with a body made for sex. Size 8 big rack, tanned lovely skin. Within 1 minute my balls were in her mouth. I wasn't brave enough to go at in full in the lounge so off to the room. She was a complete sexpert and a top 10 of all time for me. I finished in the room and got a taxi back. Then after a quick change was in Samya by 7 pm. A great day.

Touch Wood
02-22-17, 21:06
Looks like you had a good time. Great.

Can you also share how much you paid the girls, for what service and how long time.

I am planning to visit sometime next month and curious to know.

JB.


I took the advice and tried out Bernd's on Friday afternoon. After not doing well at LR I really needed it to be good but it got off to a bad start. It takes some effort to get there on public transport but I had done my research so I thought I had covered all bases, I even phoned bernd's to check taxis would be outside the station at Hennef. They assured me there would be plenty. My luck was getting no better, when I got of the train there were 5 taxi ranks in front of the station spread over 200 - 300 meters you have no clue which one to wait at. No one was waiting at any of the other ranks. After 45 minutes I saw a taxi coming but someone flagged it down so I ran over but no one could speak English, so I just left it and stayed at the middle rank. 15 minutes later I got in a taxi with a women driver, I said bernd's club please she said she never heard of it. I phoned the club and they spoke to driver and off we went, 17 euro later we were outside a house in a village. Best option as has been advised before get the bus but I had no clue where to get off.

I think it was 60 to get in and once there it is a relaxed set up but small as you can imagine being a house. Quick change with shower and went to the main room and got a beer. An old German guy is getting a BBBJ on couch and no one else was around. Then a 23 year old ROM came into the room and so started 2.5 of the best hours I have had in a long time. She was size 10 size with biggish size see tits tanned with quite a pretty face 7.5 over all...

StrawJam
02-22-17, 23:11
Looks like you had a good time. Great.

Can you also share how much you paid the girls, for what service and how long time.

I am planning to visit sometime next month and curious to know.

JB.I paid the girls 50 euro each. The reception calls them over as you leave and ask if all was ok and then you pay 50 euro for 30 minutes. Its a longer session than that because of the couch action. The only extra I assume would be anal as CIM is included. No idea about other services I only do BBBJ, CIM and sex.

My advise would be to check the girls are working when you plan on visiting. The fit Bulgarian was the best, sorry didn't get as far as names too much going on.

Mambomike
03-02-17, 02:37
The tanned 25 year old Bulgarian girl sounds a lot like Tina, who I met early last May and seemed to hit it off with. At the end of the evening, I wanted to take her back to Boston with me.

BTW, the girls do spend time chatting it up between themselves and the guys, but are always ready to go when you are.


Then a 23 year old ROM came into the room and so started 2.5 of the best hours I have had in a long time. She was size 10 size with biggish size see tits tanned with quite a pretty face 7.5 over all. Far better than anything I was left with in LR. In bernd's very little talking goes on, no need for the basic small talk. What's your name and oh your hands are cold, which then ended up between the legs next to the shaved pussy. A minute later after a play with the breasts, off with the towel and BBBJ. I didn't fancy finishing in the lounge so we went to the room. No need here to give the girl direction she is doing it before you think of it.

Then a 25 year old Bulgarian girl walked in and as look would have it sat next to me. Fucking jackpot 8.5 with a body made for sex. Size 8 big rack, tanned lovely skin. Within 1 minute my balls were in her mouth. I wasn't brave enough to go at in full in the lounge so off to the room. She was a complete sexpert and a top 10 of all time for me. I finished in the room and got a taxi back. Then after a quick change was in Samya by 7 pm. A great day.

TankTank123
03-02-17, 04:47
The tanned 25 year old Bulgarian girl sounds a lot like Tina, who I met early last May and seemed to hit it off with. At the end of the evening, I wanted to take her back to Boston with me.

BTW, the girls do spend time chatting it up between themselves and the guys, but are always ready to go when you are.Tina is Romanian and was already past 25 years old a few years ago. The Bulgarian described sounds like Maria who turned 25 last year; but she was not that tanned the last time I sessioned with her late last year. Both Tina and Maria very consistently provide great service!

Polish Anna is my other long-time favorite, but her name seems to have been dropped from the German version of the website. (Her name is still in the English version, but that version has not been updated for quite some time.) I hope she has not retired. She and Mara are, I think, the only ones left who have been there around 10 years. Has anyone seen Anna recently, and is Mara still working on Fridays?

NoTaWorry
03-02-17, 05:46
But what are you looking for? You can t compare Shark, World, to Bernd, s, if you are looking for something less like a brothel don't go to Bernd's, if you like more dirty things may be but I would not recommend this place. I like nice girls in a clean atmosphere so all those place like Roms etc. are not for me.Roms seemed clean to me the two times I went in last 1-1. 5 years. Don't think I ever sessioned there though. I did look at the rooms however.

Vito Corleone
03-02-17, 07:41
Tina is Romanian and was already past 25 years old a few years ago. The Bulgarian described sounds like Maria who turned 25 last year; but she was not that tanned the last time I sessioned with her late last year. Both Tina and Maria very consistently provide great service!

Polish Anna is my other long-time favorite, but her name seems to have been dropped from the German version of the website. (Her name is still in the English version, but that version has not been updated for quite some time.) I hope she has not retired. She and Mara are, I think, the only ones left who have been there around 10 years. Has anyone seen Anna recently, and is Mara still working on Fridays?I heard Tina retired. Yes. Mara is still there on Fridays.

Gooroox
03-02-17, 11:47
Tina is Romanian and was already past 25 years old a few years ago. The Bulgarian described sounds like Maria who turned 25 last year; but she was not that tanned the last time I sessioned with her late last year. Both Tina and Maria very consistently provide great service!

Polish Anna is my other long-time favorite, but her name seems to have been dropped from the German version of the website. (Her name is still in the English version, but that version has not been updated for quite some time.) I hope she has not retired. She and Mara are, I think, the only ones left who have been there around 10 years. Has anyone seen Anna recently, and is Mara still working on Fridays?Anna has quit the job and as far as I know, Mara is still to be found on Fridays.

Solo Traveler
03-02-17, 12:17
I paid the girls 50 euro each. The reception calls them over as you leave and ask if all was ok and then you pay 50 euro for 30 minutes.This looks like a good way to manage the women's service.

Women dare not cheat or perform badly due to the pressure from this type of payment.

Other clubs should follow.

Moreover, clubs should then develop a more comprehensive and transparent review system after each session.

Women who got complaints or score lower than average can be viewed by all punters beforehand.

If Germany wants to become the World's No. 1 sex land, this is the next step.

TankTank123
03-02-17, 13:13
Anna has quit the job and as far as I know, Mara is still to be found on Fridays.Oh dear! Thank you for the info.

ExpatLover
03-02-17, 19:50
This looks like a good way to manage the women's service.

Women dare not cheat or perform badly due to the pressure from this type of payment.

Other clubs should follow.

Moreover, clubs should then develop a more comprehensive and transparent review system after each session.

Women who got complaints or score lower than average can be viewed by all punters beforehand.

If Germany wants to become the World's No. 1 sex land, this is the next step.I think this is a very bad idea, the girls are human being and not machines, I don't really understand some of you, and sometimes I am really laughing because I am having great sex with girls that many of you are negatively reporting just those girls don't want to fuck for 50 euros and kiss etc. I book them for several hours and just get the very good GFE.

Dorfman
03-04-17, 01:04
Hi,

Some years ago there was some public action days in Bernd's. Only sex on sofa and couch, I remember it was Friday. Is there actually?

TankTank123
03-04-17, 07:27
I heard Tina retired.Tina told me late last year that she could get better money doing escort work in Berlin and that she would be switching to that this year. I guess she has now made the switch.

Boomer10
03-06-17, 03:47
Hi,

Some years ago there was some public action days in Bernd's. Only sex on sofa and couch, I remember it was Friday. Is there actually?You're referring to "couch days".

The club has a "couch day" 2 to 4 times a year. The day is announced in their news letter the month before. Each girl gets to select a guest and if the guest agrees to have sex in a public area, the session is "on the house". Having sex in the public areas is pretty common at Bernds on average days.

Myrmidon
03-06-17, 13:44
You're referring to "couch days".

The club has a "couch day" 2 to 4 times a year. The day is announced in their news letter the month before. Each girl gets to select a guest and if the guest agrees to have sex in a public area, the session is "on the house". Having sex in the public areas is pretty common at Bernds on average days.I remember back in 2012 on a Friday I had selected a Lady in the upstairs lounge. We had just started the BJ on the couch when she stopped for a moment to explain Couch-Aktions Tag to me. In the end I did not suckceed, though later I observed several other gents become winners! You must start and finish on the couch, and there are a limited number of opportunities. http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1094-FKK-Bernd-s-Schieferhof&p=1293905.

Reading their ads, it seems that most 'specials' are announced there and take place on Fridays, when there is a full compliment of ladies available. Their newsletter mentions it. http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/contact-ii/newsletter/.

The current events page, for March, does not mention it. http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/events/.

Touch Wood
03-21-17, 02:22
Hello,

I will Visit Bernds next week for a few hours. I will have limited time there. So, I wanted some advice on who are the not to miss girls in Bernds. If you could choose only 2 or 3 ladies, which ones would you choose?

Thank you for your advice.

JB.

Vito Corleone
03-21-17, 08:30
Hello,

I will Visit Bernds next week for a few hours. I will have limited time there. So, I wanted some advice on who are the not to miss girls in Bernds. If you could choose only 2 or 3 ladies, which ones would you choose?

Thank you for your advice.

JB.Connie provides the best GFE.

Touch Wood
03-21-17, 15:02
Hello,

I will be traveling from Frankfurt Central Station area to Bernds FKK day after tomorrow.

What is the best and cheapest way to reach there?

I don't have a car and will need to take taxi or train public transport.

Look forward to your advice.

JB.

ExpatLover
03-21-17, 17:39
Tina told me late last year that she could get better money doing escort work in Berlin and that she would be switching to that this year. I guess she has now made the switch.Sex in Berlin is the cheapest in Germany, to earn well in escort is a great challenge the offer is numerous.

Touch Wood
03-21-17, 18:25
Connie provides the best GFE.Thanks for the tip. Much appreciated.

I did not see Connie referenced in the Bernds website. Does she also go by any other name?

Can you share what she looks like? Hair color, size etc.

Thanks again for your help.

JB.

Hermann666
03-21-17, 20:56
Hello,

I will Visit Bernds next week for a few hours. I will have limited time there. So, I wanted some advice on who are the not to miss girls in Bernds. If you could choose only 2 or 3 ladies, which ones would you choose?

Thank you for your advice.

JB.I visited Bernds a couple of weeks ago. The club is located in the middle of nowhere in a really small village. I had a rental car so I have no clue how to get there with public transportation.

I went with Elisa, a 22 year old Romanian girl. Short dark red hair. She had a nice personality and provided good service.

TankTank123
03-22-17, 01:54
Thanks for the tip. Much appreciated.

I did not see Connie referenced in the Bernds website. Does she also go by any other name?

Can you share what she looks like? Hair color, size etc.

Thanks again for your help.

JB.VC has successfully pulled a fast one on you. LOL

Connie is the long-time day-shift manager. You will not want to know what she looks like!

TankTank123
03-22-17, 02:16
Hello,

I will be traveling from Frankfurt Central Station area to Bernds FKK day after tomorrow.

What is the best and cheapest way to reach there?

I don't have a car and will need to take taxi or train public transport.

Look forward to your advice.

JB.Book train tickets to Hennef (Sieg) in the internet today. Tomorrow the price will be higher both online and even higher at the station. Morning trains there will be via Cologne. And the S12 train from Cologne to Hennef leaves every 20 minutes. If you plan to return very late there will be a very fast ICE train back reaching Frankfurt at midnight via Siegburg (Bonn).

From Hennef, you have 2 choices:

1. Take a bus (very cheap) that leaves every 30 minutes at the bus terminal adjoining the train station. Stop at Lichtenberg Ost. Then a 5 minutes walk past Hotel Reuter and turn into Schieferhof. Easy to find your way if you study the map beforehand.

2. Take a taxi. About 15 euros. Some taxi drivers have not heard of Bernd's so you must give them the Schieferhof address.

Tommyseville
03-22-17, 03:29
VC has successfully pulled a fast one on you. LOL

Connie is the long-time day-shift manager. You will not want to know what she looks like!In this case I think GFE = Grand-Frau Experience.

Touch Wood
03-22-17, 03:32
VC has successfully pulled a fast one on you. LOL

Connie is the long-time day-shift manager. You will not want to know what she looks like!That's a good funny one.

OK, I will now not make the mistake insisting for a session with Connie.

JB.

Touch Wood
03-23-17, 19:22
Book train tickets to Hennef (Sieg) in the internet today. Tomorrow the price will be higher both online and even higher at the station. Morning trains there will be via Cologne. And the S12 train from Cologne to Hennef leaves every 20 minutes. If you plan to return very late there will be a very fast ICE train back reaching Frankfurt at midnight via Siegburg (Bonn).

From Hennef, you have 2 choices:

1. Take a bus (very cheap) that leaves every 30 minutes at the bus terminal adjoining the train station. Stop at Lichtenberg Ost. Then a 5 minutes walk past Hotel Reuter and turn into Schieferhof. Easy to find your way if you study the map beforehand.

2. Take a taxi. About 15 euros. Some taxi drivers have not heard of Bernd's so you must give them the Schieferhof address.Thank you TankTank for your crisp and timely suggestion. It was very useful.

I managed to book train tickets online at a fairly good price.

Looking forward to visit Bernds as this will be my first time.

JB.

Tommyseville
04-05-17, 04:52
TR FKK Bernds late March 2017.

INTRODUCTION.

I got to use up my free birthday entry coupon. But I won't bother going back if I have to pay for it.

Part of a five-club FKK weekend:

Bernds.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1094-FKK-Bernd-s-Schieferhof&p=2018594&viewfull=1#post2018594

H7.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3811-Heaven-7-Sauna-Club-Willich&p=2018597&viewfull=1#post2018597

LR.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2593-SC-Sauna-Club-Living-Room-Kaarst&p=2018589&viewfull=1#post2018589

Finca.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2604-FKK-Finca-Erotica-Dierdorf&p=2018600&viewfull=1#post2018600

Rom.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3412-FKK-Rom-Altheim-M%FCnster-near-Darmstadt&p=2018592&viewfull=1#post2018592


VISIT.

I had planned a weekday free in order to finally use my free entry for Bernds that I got from an earlier visit during my birthday week. I was hoping that they had recruited some new talent but still had their free-wheeling, sex-in-the-open vibe. I was disappointed.

Connie almost didn't let me use my coupon, saying it had been a long time since I had received it. There was no expiration date on the coupon--it clearly stated (in German) "until used" and so I was prepared to argue my case, or just bail for greener pastures, but in the end she acquiesced and let me in. I saw familiar faces and some new ones, but the new ones were in no way hot young things like in years past but older or less attractive girls.

For example, I remember visiting when current star Maria was just 5 days at the club, and she was not the best looking of the new crop of girls at Bernds that day. Back then, when Maria was more girl next door in looks, and the hotter girls Elena, who looked like Czech pornstar Nelly, and quasi-Italiana Bettina were just trying out the club, I hoped the lineup would in time turn more toward girls like them. But based on what I saw it was going in the other direction. In the main room was plain Jane Carmen, latina MILF Simona, and whale Dora, along with Angie, who as many of you know is quite zaftig.

For a themed Friday the club was not very busy with patrons. I saw at least one other guy use his free birthday coupon--maybe we all know that when the new no-BBBJ law comes into effect this summer a lot of the appeal of Bernds (BBBJ couch starts, free CIM) is going to go away.

The most attractive girl there that day, to my eyes, was Julia, who pranced about in just a labcoat when she wasn't doing massages. She has an older Lindsay Lohan kind of look about her, but wasn't available for sessions.

During my time at Bernds there wasn't any full couch fucking--a few couch BBBJ starts, including my own with Mina, but that was about it. It's kind of sad, how this place is kind of fading away in light of big factory FKKs like Sharks pulling in the new talent, Oceans and Artemis pulling the tourist euros, and only an ever shrinking set (as they get older, no doubt) of local regulars continuing to patronize the old guard.

MINA blonde German girl with bolt-ONS, looks like Erin Andrews from ESPN.

My session with Mina was typical Bernds--a long couch BBBJ start and then going to the room for sex and a CIM finish. Mina has a very experienced, almost soulful BBBJ--soft yet firm, that almost got me off in the main room before I pulled away and had us grab a room. I almost made the whole session BBBJ only. Of course I opted for the inclusive CIM with no surcharge. When the best service offering of the place is made illegal, what will happen to this club?

I stayed longer than I should have--I knew the lineup wasn't going to get any better by 3 pm, but because of inertia and free beers I stuck around till around dinner time. Just in time to have to go through a few traffic jams on my way up north to my hotel near Dusseldorf. That cut into my time at Heaven 7 later, which was probably ok because there was really just one girl at H7 that I ended up doing, but I could have had more options had I left earlier.

SUMMARY.

Farewell, Bernds. It was fun in the glory years but times they are a'changing. Good luck in the new post-BBBJ world coming up.

FOOD.

Roast pork slices in gravy.

Creamy cauliflower.

Boiled potatoes with parsley.

Salad.

GIRLS I MET /*DID.

DORA bulg whale dyed blond.

CARMEN Hu blonde pooch pale.

SIMONA bulg older Latina look.

*MINA 31 blonde boltons cherries tat and DJ headphones tat (likes EDM music) looks like a biker Erin Andrews from ESPN.

NINA severe skinny blonde.

MARIA less GND nowadays.

JULIA pretty face white lab coat no pants massage only.

ANGIE what's with the bruises?

CONNIE holding napkin-wrapped ice to right cheek all day.

Member #4460
04-10-17, 19:24
Thanks for the Field Report! I now have a birthday coupon but will use it in a few months from now.

TankTank123
04-25-17, 20:21
Went to Bernd's this evening.

Having done a line up for World over the weekend, here is the much easier task of producing a complete line up for Bernd's at 7 pm today, without having to rack my memory at all! I have lost 2 of my long-time favourites, Anna and Tina, but it looks like there is promising new blood to replace them.

Xenia, tall, slim, pretty Russian.
Sara, young new Romanian just arrived, cute face, small, nice curves.
Christin, young, small, slim Romanian, very pretty face, great GFE in the room.
Maria, tanned, tall, slim, beautiful large tits.
Annie, Bulgarian, tall, slim.
Mina, tall, slim, but now with silicones.
Steffi, longtime Amazon.
Angie, longtime whale.

In summary, it is really unbelievable to have a 6:2 slim/fat ratio in Bernd's. Hope this stays!

Zumboit
04-26-17, 07:11
Went to Bernd's this evening.

Having done a line up for World over the weekend, here is the much easier task of producing a complete line up for Bernd's at 7 pm today, without having to rack my memory at all! I have lost 2 of my long-time favourites, Anna and Tina, but it looks like there is promising new blood to replace them.

Xenia, tall, slim, pretty Russian.
Sara, young new Romanian just arrived, cute face, small, nice curves.
Christin, young, small, slim Romanian, very pretty face, great GFE in the room.
Maria, tanned, tall, slim, beautiful large tits.
Annie, Bulgarian, tall, slim.
Mina, tall, slim, but now with silicones.
Steffi, longtime Amazon.
Angie, longtime whale.

In summary, it is really unbelievable to have a 6:2 slim/fat ratio in Bernd's. Hope this stays!This is really good news, and definitely change my thinking on where to go. Bernds with skinny young women could be paradise. I assume the new blood engages in classic Bernds couch action? BJ at least?

I wonder what will happen to Bernds after new law July 1st. Harder for them, as the public BBBJ is so important, harder to argues its just in a room between two adults.

Thanks for the news.

Member #4585
04-26-17, 07:27
Went to Bernd's this evening.

In summary, it is really unbelievable to have a 6:2 slim/fat ratio in Bernd's. Hope this stays!Indeed, that is impressive. This may mean when I am invited to come back to Vernds I nay actually go instead of declining for fear of the whales and leaving unsated which has oft occurred with visits to Bernds. I end up going to satisfy the requirements of friends who want to go since they live the place.

Vito Corleone
04-26-17, 08:09
Went to Bernd's this evening.

Having done a line up for World over the weekend, here is the much easier task of producing a complete line up for Bernd's at 7 pm today, without having to rack my memory at all! I have lost 2 of my long-time favourites, Anna and Tina, but it looks like there is promising new blood to replace them.

Xenia, tall, slim, pretty Russian.
Sara, young new Romanian just arrived, cute face, small, nice curves.
Christin, young, small, slim Romanian, very pretty face, great GFE in the room.
Maria, tanned, tall, slim, beautiful large tits.
Annie, Bulgarian, tall, slim.
Mina, tall, slim, but now with silicones.
Steffi, longtime Amazon.
Angie, longtime whale.

In summary, it is really unbelievable to have a 6:2 slim/fat ratio in Bernd's. Hope this stays!Xenia was working on a Monday / Tuesday? Usually only works on Friday.

Neurosynth
04-26-17, 20:46
Bernd's also seems to be stepping up its advertising, and not so long ago did a major refresh of their website. Smart.

TankTank123
04-26-17, 20:54
Xenia was working on a Monday / Tuesday? Usually only works on Friday.She is working everyday Monday to Friday for just this month. She will be reverting to Fridays only subsequently.

TankTank123
04-26-17, 21:05
Bernds with skinny young women could be paradise. I assume the new blood engages in classic Bernds couch action? BJ at least.I wouldn't say that those I listed as 'slim' are 'skinny'. Only Nina, who was not present, would I classify as skinny, as her bones could be seen.

I did not see whether there was any couch action as I was too much in a hurry to try 2 of the newer girls in the very short period I had there in that night to have any spare time to sit around to observe.

Touch Wood
04-26-17, 21:15
Visited Bernds last month and had a fairly good experience.

As many members have described, it is a small place and quite intimate. I am used to larger FKK clubs like sharks and Oase and this was surprisingly small.

Line up was average. Most women were MILF type and of the heavyish kind. The girls will typically not approach you and you have to always initiate first contact and discussion.

I spend time from 2 pm to 8 pm and sessioned with 3 girls.

1. Maria.

I recognized her from the picture on the Bernds website. Large boobs and petite body. A great combination. Bumped into her at the bar and asked her what she would like to drink and she responded sperm! Quickly led her to a room and she performed an expert BBBJ. Proceeded to CFS and finally came in missionary. I actually wanted do a CIM, but she was quite hot and I could not stop myself in time to pull out.

2. Tina (or maybe it was Nina).

Slim compact MILF. She started a BBBJ on the couch and finally ended up in a room.

Had a great session and finally had a CIM. Great experience. She knows how to suck and she is very active and takes the lead.

3. Simona.

She was the one who showed me around Bernds as this was the first time. I did not feel very attracted to her, but decided to still give it a shot as she said she was new.

She was good with her techniques, gave good BBBJ but refused to do CIM. So, lost interest and did not continue.

In all it was a different and pleasant experience. I would go back.

I paid 70 E for entry which included food and liquor. The sessions were 50 E each and was good GFE and CIM experience. The girls took their time and did not watch the clock.

I would go back here again.

JB.

TankTank123
04-27-17, 06:04
2. Tina (or maybe it was Nina).
Slim compact MILF. She started a BBBJ on the couch and finally ended up in a room.
Had a great session and finally had a CIM. Great experience. She knows how to suck and she is very active and takes the lead.

In all it was a different and pleasant experience. I would go back.

I paid 70 E for entry which included food and liquor. The sessions were 50 E each and was good GFE and CIM experience. The girls took their time and did not watch the clock.

I would go back here again.

JB.That would definitely be Nina. Nina is a great sucker. Tina is very curvy with beautiful tits and slim tummy, and is not yet MILF. Anyway she has left for some time already.

The girls there generally do not watch the time as you say. On Tuesday night, I argued with one of the girls whom I sessioned with for the first time that the session was longer than what she said it was! I have not encountered any other club where a girl asked for less than what was due!

Zumboit
04-27-17, 07:54
I wouldn't say that those I listed as 'slim' are 'skinny'. Only Nina, who was not present, would I classify as skinny, as her bones could be seen.

I did not see whether there was any couch action as I was too much in a hurry to try 2 of the newer girls in the very short period I had there in that night to have any spare time to sit around to observe.Did the new girls start off with a BJ in the lounge, as is normal at Bernds?

Hessen Bub
04-27-17, 08:38
Wonder how Bernd's will be affected by the new law from July as CIM is included in the 50 EUR basic fee.

HB.

Sirioja
04-27-17, 10:15
Wonder how Bernd's will be affected by the new law from July as CIM is included in the 50 EUR basic fee.

HB.Public CIM in condom and still CIM in the dark.

ExpatLover
04-27-17, 20:31
Wonder how Bernd's will be affected by the new law from July as CIM is included in the 50 EUR basic fee.

HB.Today there are a lot of rumors, some facts but how it will really be in July is quite difficult to guess. If the prices will sky rocket and the service will dramatically decrease.

May be I will take this opportunity to quit the P6 scene, will give me a lot of free time and cash to do other things.

TankTank123
04-27-17, 20:49
Did the new girls start off with a BJ in the lounge, as is normal at Bernds?I headed straight for the room. Never ever did public BJ. I am a voyeur, not an exhibitionist. My joy comes from seeing girls (even my favorite ones) get fucked in public in the basement area or in the room with the large glass window.

Tommyseville
04-28-17, 14:52
Xenia, tall, slim, pretty Russian.
Sara, young new Romanian just arrived, cute face, small, nice curves.
Christin, young, small, slim Romanian, very pretty face, great GFE in the room.
Xenia wasn't there the day I went. I'm bummed that I missed out on these new girls; the ones I had to choose from were not to my liking. Maybe there is hope for the Hof after all.

Sirioja
04-29-17, 06:56
Xenia wasn't there the day I went. I'm bummed that I missed out on these new girls; the ones I had to choose from were not to my liking. Maybe there is hope for the Hof after all.No hope for me, after my second visit yesterday evening, first was in January 2015. Because I was in Luxemburg, because my favs at the moment are on holidays, why not giving a new try? Entry was 50 on this Friday instead of 70, diner was correct, good apple juice. 8 or 9 girls which is not a problem for me, because I will not go with 8 girls, I would have been happy to find only 1 pretty, like I wish in any club I visit. Maria and Kristin are just smiling GND, Maria is friendly, but lack of charm and sensuality for both, only for sex, so not interesting for me. I asked about the Russian girl, who was busy, theke went to say to her. When she came, even smiling, not a pretty, round, Siberian face, she saw: not the faintest desire in my eyes. She understood, no need to even start to speak in Russian.

When I left, theke and girls asked why, from 9pm to midnight, I didn't go with any girl? Just because when I could drive to Globe for Megan start, I was not able to go with so average looking girls. My mistake, Bernds is not my level for girls look. I found prettier girls at Bab, even at small Venus or Verena.

Seen public BBBJ and fingering downstairs.

Usual entry is 70 for low level casting, but girls are smiling and friendly. Most of clients are old Germans, touching fresh flesh.

As said Mrs Scarlet, tomorrow will be another day. At the desk they thought I wanted to come back on Saturday. No risk soon.

Zumboit
04-30-17, 08:24
Wanting to be at Bernds before July changes, and due to* recent good reviews I had 3 good sessions Friday afternoon and evening.

First was Christine, young RU, shy beginner I guess, she didn't want to do public blowjob. She was good in the room though, GFE, DFK, good BBBJ. Surprised Siroja didn't give her a try.

Anni next, tall and unbelievably tight bod. Didn't seem possible to be so tall and so firm. Loved her hips, and the view from 69, tiny firm butt, beyond exquisite. Bit toothy BJ though.

Last was lovely blonde Xenia. Sweet face, lots of smiles. Special blowjob action with a licking ending like I've never experienced before.

So. Bernds has enough girls and thin possibilities to satisfy those who need such.

Talked to another ISGer, who's insights I appreciated.

TankTank123
04-30-17, 19:58
First was Christine, young RU, shy beginner I guess, she didn't want to do public blowjob. She was good in the room though, GFE, DFK, good BBBJ. Surprised Siroja didn't give her a try.

Anni next, tall and unbelievably tight bod. Didn't seem possible to be so tall and so firm. Loved her hips, and the view from 69, tiny firm butt, beyond exquisite. Bit toothy BJ though.

Last was lovely blonde Xenia. Sweet face, lots of smiles. Special blowjob action with a licking ending like I've never experienced before.I had the same experience with Christin and Xenia.

I am a lover of tight bods, but just ran out of time to take Annie, even though I had intended to, as I extended the sessions with Christin and Xenia as I had a great time with them.

ExpatLover
04-30-17, 20:32
Wanting to be at Bernds before July changes, and due to* recent good reviews I had 3 good sessions Friday afternoon and evening.

First was Christine, young RU, shy beginner I guess, she didn't want to do public blowjob. She was good in the room though, GFE, DFK, good BBBJ. Surprised Siroja didn't give her a try.

Anni next, tall and unbelievably tight bod. Didn't seem possible to be so tall and so firm. Loved her hips, and the view from 69, tiny firm butt, beyond exquisite. Bit toothy BJ though.

Last was lovely blonde Xenia. Sweet face, lots of smiles. Special blowjob action with a licking ending like I've never experienced before.

So. Bernds has enough girls and thin possibilities to satisfy those who need such.

Talked to another ISGer, who's insights I appreciated.Thanks for the reports, and I hope that many will do like you and go to this club.

Sirioja
04-30-17, 23:02
Wanting to be at Bernds before July changes, and due to* recent good reviews I had 3 good sessions Friday afternoon and evening.

First was Christine, young RU, shy beginner I guess, she didn't want to do public blowjob. She was good in the room though, GFE, DFK, good BBBJ. Surprised Siroja didn't give her a try.

Anni next, tall and unbelievably tight bod. Didn't seem possible to be so tall and so firm. Loved her hips, and the view from 69, tiny firm butt, beyond exquisite. Bit toothy BJ though.

Last was lovely blonde Xenia. Sweet face, lots of smiles. Special blowjob action with a licking ending like I've never experienced before.

So. Bernds has enough girls and thin possibilities to satisfy those who need such.

Talked to another ISGer, who's insights I appreciated.So we were on same time, Xenia. Ru was busy with same guy from my arrival at 8.30 to 11pm, but when she went after, I was not attracted by her face, she understood my eyes.

I saw Kristin. Ro DFK and being fingered by an old fat German downstairs, I also saw Tatti providing public BBBJ downstairs. Average face for me for Kristin and Maria. No regrets to save my money for my exceptional Saturday at LR with real beauties, Georgi and Jana. Not same level for look.

ExpatLover
05-01-17, 07:11
So we were on same time, Xenia. Ru was busy with same guy from my arrival at 8.30 to 11pm, but when she went after, I was not attracted by her face, she understood my eyes.

I saw Kristin. Ro DFK and being fingered by an old fat German downstairs, I also saw Tatti providing public BBBJ downstairs. Average face for me for Kristin and Maria. No regrets to save my money for my exceptional Saturday at LR with real beauties, Georgi and Jana. Not same level for look.This is really the club to go if you want some dirty sex experiences but for nice girls it is better to go visit LR, GT etc. The girls are not stupid when they are beautiful they join the big clubs to earn more.

Beano21
05-01-17, 18:20
So I'm thinking of visiting Bernd's at the end of this month and I'm just wondering if somebody could tell me the names of the girls who speak the best English there and a brief description of them so I know who to look for.

Thanks.

TankTank123
05-02-17, 00:22
So I'm thinking of visiting Bernd's at the end of this month and I'm just wondering if somebody could tell me the names of the girls who speak the best English there and a brief description of them so I know who to look for.

Thanks.Xenia is probably the best. She speaks very fluent American. Tall, blonde, fair skin, young, pretty smiley face with a distinct mole. Excellent service. Works only on Fridays, except when she is on holiday from her normal work. Very heavily booked most of the time.

Mara also speaks fluent English, but with German/Dutch accent. Tall, fair, larger bottom. More than 10 years there already. Best service of all that I have tried. Also works only on Fridays, except when on holiday from her normal work. Also heavily pre-booked weeks in advance.

Sirioja
05-02-17, 05:10
Maria was not busy on last Friday evening. Xenia was free after 11 pm.

Not attractive faces enough for me, but smiling girls.

ExpatLover
05-02-17, 08:25
So I'm thinking of visiting Bernd's at the end of this month and I'm just wondering if somebody could tell me the names of the girls who speak the best English there and a brief description of them so I know who to look for.

Thanks.If it is your first FKK visit, don't hesitate to also visit one of the big clubs will be quite different from Bern.

TankTank123
05-02-17, 23:10
Maria was not busy on last Friday evening.I was referring to Mara who has good English, not Maria.

Sirioja
05-02-17, 23:26
I was referring to Mara who has good English, not Maria.I didn't notice who is Mara. Maria round face was better face for me than Kristin and Xenia. Ru, but lack of charm and class.

Zumboit
05-03-17, 08:13
So we were on same time.Yes, I believe I sat next to you a bit while you were eating, as I came over to chat with the Asian American guy you were talking to. Figured it was you from the conversation and accent, but didn't want to act like a fanboy. By the way, thanks for your helpful responses to some of my questions over time.

TankTank123
05-03-17, 13:07
I didn't notice who is Mara. Maria round face was better face for me than Kristin and Xenia. Ru, but lack of charm and class.Mara is a longtime Dutch girl, witty, top-level service, and with lots of charm and class; but not for those looking for Optics.

Beano21
05-03-17, 14:19
Thanks for the advice. Optics don't matter much to me, I'm just looking for good service and good conversation.

Shark16
05-07-17, 08:05
First was Christine, young RU, shy beginner I guess, she didn't want to do public blowjob.Really? Well, not any more. ;)

ExpatLover
05-07-17, 20:17
Thanks for the advice. Optics don't matter much to me, I'm just looking for good service and good conversation.Is it not better to get both, nice look and good service. Sorry but after 15 years of FKK I will never recommend a new guy to go to Bernd's, first it is better to visit the big one.

Sirioja
05-08-17, 04:47
Really? Well, not any more. ;)Kristin is Romanian, not Russian. Seen being fingered at downstairs bar, while kissing, and fucked in window room downstairs. Not so shy when some want.

Ibn Buttita
06-19-17, 17:35
Bernds has been a standard start-of-mongering-trip pilgrimage destination for me on recent Germany trips. Besides paying my respects to the your-FKK, the granddaddy of them all, the public sex attracts me. This would be a place significantly affected by the upcoming law, as I figure it, in that putting a condom prior to a public blow job on one of the lounge couches seems at odds with the open, spontaneous ethos that Bernds is all about, and the end of the bundled cum-in-mouth finish would rob lots of its appeal.

Arrival via train (ICE to Sieg / Bonn and S Bahn to Hennef) and bus (522 to Lichtenberg Ort) connections from Frankfurt Airport was smooth and I was there in a hour and a half. Coming off the train at Hennef I saw a hot brunette with a fantastic figure, apple-bottom ass, and sexy makeup and thought how great it would be to see her naked at Bernds, and then when she was with me on the 522 bus I was sure she was on her way to a shift at the Hof. Alas she stayed on when I got off, but no matter since Bernds would offer lots of other ways for me to get off.

The tone of my visit was set a few minutes after I arrived, while sipping a beer downstairs and observing two fit brunettes clambering over a guest and alternately sucking his dick. He did take the action into a closed room but not before inviting in the blonde to make it a foursome, leaving myself and the other guests downstairs alone in a basement bar instantly cleared of girls.

That was a signal for me to go upstairs where I sat next to curvy MILF Angie, who is sexy in a friend's cute mother sort of way. She's smiley and easy to feel comfortable around, and after some tongue kissing and sucking on her heavy, round breasts she blew me for a while. I had seen the pleasure on her face when I licked and sucked her tits, and so was not surprised that while fingering her during the blow job her pussy was slick with her juices. She gladly agreed when I proposed fucking there in the upstairs lounge, and put the condom on and mounted me in cowgirl, than reversing, my hands getting busy with her ample tits and ass. For all my openness to doing it in public my dick would not cooperate as I sought to fill Angie's mouth with cum there on the couch. So we moved to a room for another nice half hour in private and fucked with spirit, with Angie really getting into it; I love that with the older women more often than not the passion and desire is real, just a biological imperative. In the end she blew me to my first CIM of the trip, getting me off to a good start. (I eventually stayed at the club until near closing, and was having a bite to eat after my strenuous 2 hours with Annie. See below. And Angie was clearing out the remaining food in the dining room, wearing civilian clothes, tight jeans and a T-shirt. I thought that I would have some really dirty thoughts about her if I saw this MILF in real life).

One of the girls who had been servicing the aforementioned guy downstairs was a new face, something needed as regulars (and favorites of mine) Tina and Maria had departed Bernds. At one point there was a large gathering of girls and guests in the back garden which rapidly emptied, leaving only myself and this girl. I sat next to Darina, a petite Czech brunette who had just started that week (or day even), and complimented her for her resemblance to actress Emma Stone, with whom she shared large, expressive eyes (Darina's curvier body puts her ahead of Emma in my book though). We proceeded downstairs to the glassed-in-room where we had an extremely active, sweaty session, with spectators looking in every once in a while. Darina's back was slick with perspiration as I fucked her in doggystyle at the end. She was so energetic that afterward I told her she should win a medal for our sex-Olympics. The only drawbacks were her not wanting to try the sex swing, and then (I think due to her newness at Bernds) saying it would cost extra when I requested to cum in her mouth. I hope the staff there will set her straight on that (for what it's worth for the next few weeks).

Most of the faces at Bernds were familiar, which gives a sense of comfort in a changing world, but I decided to go with another newcomer (to me at least), a tall brunette who had shown me to my locker on entry. I sat next to Annie (from Bulgaria) as she was sitting on the window-side of the couches in the main lounge, and soon we were sharing a wet, open mouth kiss. Annie wrapped her lips around my dick for a fine blowjob, and since the space was available I lay down and we got a sexy 69 going, as I clutched her nice ass and licked away at her pussy while she gobbled my cock. Glancing up, I could see the attention we attracted, and hear the murmurs of approval from bar area. I generally don't have sex on couches, and appreciated how well it was suited for Annie to ride me cowgirl and, even better, sitting on my dick with her back to me. After a half hour of entertaining the masses as well as ourselves we headed to a room.

The next hour and a half saw a great deal more sweaty action. There were some challenges, as Annie's height made it hard to me to reach around to her tits in certain positions, but I made do. (I am very bad estimating height in terms of meters-centimeters / feet-inches, but I could safely say she was one of the five tallest women I have ever been with). I loved her nympho streak, and a favorite moment was when I returned from a quick bathroom break to see her lying on the bed vigorously masturbating her clit. We closed in a 69 position again, viewed nicely in the wall mirror, with me shooting a burst of cum in Annie's mouth, the force and quantity of which apparently took her by surprise. With some cuddling and playful banter at the end, this was a great end to the first day of the trip. With buses running until just before midnight to the Hennef Bahnhof, I move seamlessly from Bernds to an overnight in Cologne where I would launch a busy next day at Babylon and Samya.

George Bickham
06-20-17, 12:35
I'm planning a visit to Bernds over the next few weeks. Can anyone tell me if Mina is still there, and whether she offers Anal?

Thanks for any experiences.

Boomer10
06-21-17, 13:13
I'm planning a visit to Bernds over the next few weeks. Can anyone tell me if Mina is still there, and whether she offers Anal?

Thanks for any experiences.She was there 2 weeks ago (with new MMs). Don't know if it is on the menu.

Wry Cooter
06-23-17, 22:14
I just spent 30 minutes with her today and plan to seek her out again on Monday. IMHO the most attractive woman there today, although Maria was not bad either.


I'm planning a visit to Bernds over the next few weeks. Can anyone tell me if Mina is still there, and whether she offers Anal?

Thanks for any experiences.

Tjohoo
06-23-17, 22:39
I am planning a visit next week. Is there a big difference in the lineup on a Thursday and on a Friday. I can choose to go any day from Wednesday to Friday (but just one). What day should I pick?

T.

Ibn Buttita
06-23-17, 22:49
I am planning a visit next week. Is there a big difference in the lineup on a Thursday and on a Friday. I can choose to go any day from Wednesday to Friday (but just one). What day should I pick?
T.Next Friday does have a discount event (Translated via Google):

"Friday, June 30: There is again discount in the air. At the end of the month, you will save 20 € for a day ticket for Bernds FKK- und Saunaclub!

Tjohoo
06-24-17, 22:31
Next Friday does have a discount event (Translated via Google):

"Friday, June 30: There is again discount in the air. At the end of the month, you will save 20 for a day ticket for Bernds FKK- und Saunaclub!Thanks! I wonder if these events turn into sausage-fests? It's a small club.

T.

Boomer10
06-26-17, 03:59
Thanks! I wonder if these events turn into sausage-fests? It's a small club.

T.Friday's are usually busier but they have 20 E off just about every other Friday (in June it's on the 9th and the 30th). But since it's usually busier, more ladies are there.

PhoeniXXX
07-14-17, 20:59
Hi all,

I have been to this club once last year and really enjoyed my time over there. I had three sessions but I remember Steffi / Jacky in particular. I am planning to visit the club again.

I needed some information on this MILF from veterans over here.

1. What all she does.

2. I am into passionate and a little dominant sex. Is she into it. If anyone can share personal experience, it would be good.

Thanks.

Jack Andy42
07-18-17, 18:05
She does the most than the other girls at Hof, I've seen her blow in the open at the bar, but I found her to be too picky on what my needs were, typical don't do this, don't do that but YMMV.


Hi all,

I have been to this club once last year and really enjoyed my time over there. I had three sessions but I remember Steffi / Jacky in particular. I am planning to visit the club again.

I needed some information on this MILF from veterans over here.

1. What all she does.

2. I am into passionate and a little dominant sex. Is she into it. If anyone can share personal experience, it would be good.

Thanks.

Jack Andy42
07-27-17, 02:16
She is still there, and no afaik, it is not offered, look towards Steffi for that; you may also get lucky with Nina.


I'm planning a visit to Bernds over the next few weeks. Can anyone tell me if Mina is still there, and whether she offers Anal?

Thanks for any experiences.

TankTank123
08-24-17, 03:02
I visited Bernd's last week. This was my first visit since 1st July.

The new law obviously has had signicant effect on the atmosphere. The lounges upstairs and downstairs seemed emptier, and silent.

This was because there was hardly any more public couch action. A customer would come to sit beside a girl for just a few minutes, exchange whispers, and then quickly disappear to the room. However, I think the number of customers was probably the same as before as I heard the doorbell ring as frequently as before.

Xenia and Christin are gone for good, so there are less pretty and slim girls around. And Mina now has large silicones, but they do fit her large frame. Nina looked so anorexic that I was no longer tempted to take her. But fortunately 2 of my old favorites were around to make my day.

DMD2017
08-25-17, 17:22
Xenia and Christin are gone for good, so there are less pretty and slim girls around. And Mina now has large silicones, but they do fit her large frame. Nina looked so anorexic that I was no longer tempted to take her. But fortunately 2 of my old favorites were around to make my day.Is Maria and Carmen still there? It's a shame about Xenia though. She's quite cute except for that mole on her cheek.

TankTank123
08-26-17, 01:31
Is Maria and Carmen still there? It's a shame about Xenia though. She's quite cute except for that mole on her cheek.Maria is still there; had a wonderful session with her as usual. I did not see Carmen, but I was not told that she had left.

FKKTOUR
09-01-17, 04:02
Monthly Newsletter.

+ + + Raffles with great wins + + + Discount-day + + + Schlampentag + + + food-truck-day + + + Discount-day + + +.

Hello Dear Schieferhof-Guest.

Beautiful September is upon of us and promises you again all kinds of hot experiences in Bernds club in Hennef. Great highlight this month is our Schlampentag. Our farm ladies are really cleaning up and bringing you around the mind with their charms.

*.

Of course there is also a lot of tasty stuff from the buffet and the food truck. Just let yourself be surprised.

*.

Friday, 9/1: Verlosungstag: Free entry for Bernds club in HENNEF! We are giving away free admission and with a little luck you are the winner.

*.

Friday, 9/8: Discount Day: This is how the second Friday of September can be heralded. Save 20 euro admission to Bernds Club and relax in a family atmosphere.

*.

Friday, 9/15: Schlampentag- The court-ladies dress up and seduce you by line and thread. It's getting really hot! Let's see if you've grown the female rush.

*.

Friday, 9/22: Food-truck-day! There are delicious homemade dishes for all club guests. Let yourself be surprised at what is available.

*.

Friday, 9/29: World Heart Discount Day: The court-ladies all have a big heart and therefore you save 20 euros and can use all the advantages of our house, which are included in the entrance: sauna, alcohol, towels, the sight of bare skin, a small but fine Buffet and lots of good humor.

*.

The court-Ladies are looking forward to your visit in September!

Many kisses,

*.

The Schieferhof-Ladies.

Look forward to your visit!

Location:

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

FKK-schieferhof. De.

Citizen Kane
09-01-17, 16:56
I've never been to Bernd's but I have to admit I am truly intrigued by "Food-truck-day".

KC Questor
09-02-17, 17:13
Friday, 9/15: Schlampentag- The court-ladies dress up and seduce you by line and thread. It's getting really hot! Let's see if you've grown the female rush.This was the day I planned to be in Cologne, and Bernd's was one of my options. Anyone have any more details (or a better translation) of what this means? Google says Schlampentag means "Sluts day". What does "court-ladies" mean? Is this a costume day, or lingerie, or fancy dress? I'm interested because I'll be at Oase the day before and it is "lingerie day". I'd like to actually visit an FKK that has naked ladies! (I'll be visiting Sharks and some others on my trip, so I know I'll get that, LOL. Just funny that two days in a row of dress up).

Freitag, 15.9. : Schlampentag. Die Hof-Damen verkleiden sich und verfhren Dich nach Strich und Faden. Es wird richtig hei! Mal schauen, ob Du dem weiblichen Ansturm gewachsen bist.

Edit: I guess they use the word hofdamen to just mean "ladies". I was afraid that the women would be dressed in ball gowns or something.

ExpatLover
09-02-17, 20:26
This was the day I planned to be in Cologne, and Bernd's was one of my options. Anyone have any more details (or a better translation) of what this means? Google says Schlampentag means "Sluts day". What does "court-ladies" mean? Is this a costume day, or lingerie, or fancy dress? I'm interested because I'll be at Oase the day before and it is "lingerie day". I'd like to actually visit an FKK that has naked ladies! (I'll be visiting Sharks and some others on my trip, so I know I'll get that, LOL. Just funny that two days in a row of dress up).

Freitag, 15.9. : Schlampentag. Die Hof-Damen verkleiden sich und verfhren Dich nach Strich und Faden. Es wird richtig hei! Mal schauen, ob Du dem weiblichen Ansturm gewachsen bist.

Edit: I guess they use the word hofdamen to just mean "ladies". I was afraid that the women would be dressed in ball gowns or something.I am German, but I just advise you to forget this club and to visit the big one, translation is leading you nowhere.

Boomer10
09-03-17, 02:03
This was the day I planned to be in Cologne, and Bernd's was one of my options. Anyone have any more details (or a better translation) of what this means? Google says Schlampentag means "Sluts day". What does "court-ladies" mean? Is this a costume day, or lingerie, or fancy dress? I'm interested because I'll be at Oase the day before and it is "lingerie day". I'd like to actually visit an FKK that has naked ladies! (I'll be visiting Sharks and some others on my trip, so I know I'll get that, LOL. Just funny that two days in a row of dress up).

Freitag, 15.9. : Schlampentag. Die Hof-Damen verkleiden sich und verfhren Dich nach Strich und Faden. Es wird richtig hei! Mal schauen, ob Du dem weiblichen Ansturm gewachsen bist.

Edit: I guess they use the word hofdamen to just mean "ladies". I was afraid that the women would be dressed in ball gowns or something.The street the house is on is "Schieferhof" (Schiefer == Slate, hof == court yard, damen == "ladies") so hofdamen just means "the courtyard ladies".

I don't recall ever seeing a "lingerie day" at Bernds; however, they sometimes do "dress up days" where the women wear sexy nurse, cop, dancer, etc costumes. So they are probably doing something like that. (I also don't recall the costumes staying on too long). (One girl told me she didn't care for those days because she was continually taking the thing off and putting it back on.).

TankTank123
09-03-17, 03:04
KCQ, if you look at the gallery in their website you will see some of the costumes they put on at past parties.
And why don't you switch your Sharks and Oase visit days if you want to avoid dessous tag? Not being a lingerie or bikini fan, I normally avoid the dessous tags so that I would not get any unpleasant surprises when all is revealed.

KC Questor
09-03-17, 03:46
KCQ, if you look at the gallery in their website you will see some of the costumes they put on at past parties.
And why don't you switch your Sharks and Oase visit days if you want to avoid dessous tag? Not being a lingerie or bikini fan, I normally avoid the dessous tags so that I would not get any unpleasant surprises when all is revealed.Thanks for the tip on the gallery. I saw the costumes but wasn't sure if that was the same thing.

I've thought of that, but because of the auto show I will have to stay at hotels outside the city and even move once over the weekend. My Thursday hotel is near Oase, and then on Saturday I move to a hotel near the airport. I know the travel times aren't huge, but it saves me from longer commutes so I'll deal with it. Also, Thursday is just a half day because of my late train, and I wanted a full day at Sharks. Besides, I will have just come from three days in Berlin and I'll definitely see naked ladies at Artemis.

I'm sure I'll be fine with whatever the court ladies are wearing.

TankTank123
09-03-17, 05:59
Thanks for the tip on the gallery. I saw the costumes but wasn't sure if that was the same thing.
I'm sure I'll be fine with whatever the court ladies are wearing.A few years ago when I went to such a party, one could strip the girl of her costume at the basement lounge and fuck her in public, thus fulfilling the 'r_pe' fantasies of some. Now, with the new law, there would probably be need for a pause to put a condom on, or to move into a room first.

Sirioja
09-03-17, 08:08
A few years ago when I went to such a party, one could strip the girl of her costume at the basement lounge and fuck her in public, thus fulfilling the 'r_pe' fantasies of some. Now, with the new law, there would probably be need for a pause to put a condom on, or to move into a room first.Why? No condom used to fuck in public before new law? Of course old Germans, Turkish, Albanians and also seem some Americans prefer without condom, but less risks for girls health with condom. But I'm pretty sure not much change in RTC to keep on getting business, girls can't attract for their beauty.

Now Bernds even have to make ads on own thread.

Jack Andy42
09-05-17, 17:23
Maria is still there; had a wonderful session with her as usual. I did not see Carmen, but I was not told that she had left.Carmen is still there, must have been on holiday, she has since returned.

Jack Andy42
09-05-17, 17:29
Larrisa. Tall, young late 20's german girl, very good.

Evelyn. RO, short, still new, but okay.

Food is better. Deserts are a nice touch.

Law has changed the ambiance but it can still get crowded.

IndianInFkk
09-08-17, 16:21
Yes I was back to Bernds for the fifth time in five years. Reuters for some reason was full. I could not figure out why, since it did not appear to be a festival time. Hotel Landschkentt too was full. So we stayed at the Haus Sonnenschein. It is a seven minute car ride from there to the Schiferhoff. A good option when Reuter is unavailable. We reached there by 2. 30 and had the two loveliest women at Bernds currently to greet us. Mina and Larissa (hope I got the name right). My first session was with the curvy Angie. She is one of the Bernds oldtimers along with Steffie and Nina. I have always wanted to spend some time with her but missed out because she usually works till 5 and then puts on her dress and becomes a bartender. Fantastic session. The classic Bernds experience, soft, comfy and at the same time a pitch perfect technician with her mouth and tongue. Spent an hour with the incredible Mina. It was so nice to know that she recognized me including some of our past anecdotes. She has quit her specs and added a boob job. Again a masterful performance. She does this amazing vibrator blow job which I have never experienced anywhere else.

Had a final session with Carmen a pleasant Hungarian lady, not in the same league as Mina as far as her skill level goes but very calm and easygoing.

It was good to meet my old friends Steffi and Nina.

It was disappointing not to be able to spend some time with Larrisa. She is surely the prettiest one at Bernds right now. My friend spent some time with her and said that she was very good. Larissa left by 6 pm for some unknown reasons. It was heartbreaking not to find Mara. She only visits on Fridays and for some reason she did not come last week. I had planned to spend the entire evening with her.

So if you are by any remote chance reading this Mara, "I missed you."

There were only about eight ladies there and considering the fact that it was a Friday, I am a bit skeptical about the future prospects of this legendary house of joy. The ladies are leaving thick and fast and from what I gathered, the current stars too will not be around for long. I think they are primarily relying on the local population returning for the likes of Steffi, Nina and Angie.

The couch action continues in its full glory contrary to what has been communicated in some of the earlier posts. I shall not make any comments on the availability of BBBJs since it is a public forum and there are legal issues. Anyway I always take them with the condom on.

As I have said a number of times before, Bernds is not the place for optics. Nor is it a place where you have a lot of choice for multiple sessions. In my previous visit I had seven. This time around there were hardly such opportunities. But then for me, this is the happiest place on Planet Earth. Unfortunately I guess that time is running out. I hope I am wrong. For those of you who are fans of Bernds, I strongly recommend that you keep visiting Bernds and keep it alive.

Met a middle aged German gentleman, who has been visiting Bernds since 1991. He said that the glory days are long gone but still there is no other place which he considers visiting. So maybe there is still a long life ahead for the Shciferhoff.

TankTank123
09-09-17, 06:44
It was heartbreaking not to find Mara. She only visits on Fridays and for some reason she did not come last week.She comes only on 2 Fridays per month now. You unfortunately chose the wrong week.

IndianInFkk
09-09-17, 12:17
She comes only on 2 Fridays per month now. You unfortunately chose the wrong week.Really. Did not know this. Does she work somewhere else? Heard about a Mara at Dolce Vita or Magnum. Don't know if she is the same lady. Thanks for the info anyway.

TankTank123
09-09-17, 22:58
Really. Did not know this. Does she work somewhere else? Heard about a Mara at Dolce Vita or Magnum. Don't know if she is the same lady.No. She has a regular job.

IndianInFkk
09-12-17, 19:26
No. She has a regular job.Thanks.

Maybe easing out.

Good for her.

Thampi62
09-14-17, 11:54
Yes I was back to Bernds for the fifth time in five years. Reuters for some reason was full. I could not figure out why, since it did not appear to be a festival time. Hotel Landschkentt too was full. So we stayed at the Haus Sonnenschein. It is a seven minute car ride from there to the Schiferhoff. A good option when Reuter is unavailable. We reached there by 2. 30 and had the two loveliest women at Bernds currently to greet us. Mina and Larissa (hope I got the name right). My first session was with the curvy Angie. She is one of the Bernds oldtimers along with Steffie and Nina. I have always wanted to spend some time with her but missed out because she usually works till 5 and then puts on her dress and becomes a bartender. Fantastic session. The classic Bernds experience, soft, comfy and at the same time a pitch perfect technician with her mouth and tongue. Spent an hour with the incredible Mina. It was so nice to know that she recognized me including some of our past anecdotes. She has quit her specs and added a boob job. Again a masterful performance. She does this amazing vibrator blow job which I have never experienced anywhere else.

Had a final session with Carmen a pleasant Hungarian lady, not in the same league as Mina as far as her skill level goes but very calm and easygoing.

It was good to meet my old friends Steffi and Nina..Hi we met in Oase last week. How was your experience in the next day. I couldn't work out my plan to Brends. Any way I will visit Shciferhoff in March.

ExpatLover
09-14-17, 19:44
Yes I was back to Bernds for the fifth time in five years. Reuters for some reason was full. I could not figure out why, since it did not appear to be a festival time. Hotel Landschkentt too was full. So we stayed at the Haus Sonnenschein. It is a seven minute car ride from there to the Schiferhoff. A good option when Reuter is unavailable. We reached there by 2. 30 and had the two loveliest women at Bernds currently to greet us. Mina and Larissa (hope I got the name right). My first session was with the curvy Angie. She is one of the Bernds oldtimers along with Steffie and Nina. I have always wanted to spend some time with her but missed out because she usually works till 5 and then puts on her dress and becomes a bartender. Fantastic session. The classic Bernds experience, soft, comfy and at the same time a pitch perfect technician with her mouth and tongue. Spent an hour with the incredible Mina. It was so nice to know that she recognized me including some of our past anecdotes. She has quit her specs and added a boob job. Again a masterful performance. She does this amazing vibrator blow job which I have never experienced anywhere else..Is it a joke, so many German guys switched from Berndt to club like World, Rom, Oase, Shark, just because the LU is far better, wider and the cost are lower. If you don t believe me just go to the big clubs at opening hours you will notice all the real German guys.

IndianInFkk
09-15-17, 21:59
Hi we met in Oase last week. How was your experience in the next day. I couldn't work out my plan to Brends. Any way I will visit Shciferhoff in March.Yes we visited Sharks the next evening. Usual fare; grand, lots of noise, some pole dancing and loads of Romaians. Had four sessions. One Romanian, a Kenyan. A German and a Ghanian. I do not recall the names of the Romanian or the Kenyan (I doubt if she is from Kenya bcoz I have been to Nairobi, which is where she claimed she was from but when I started talking about Nairobi she looked blank). The German lady was Mina (namesake of the one at Bernds) and the Ghanian was Sasha. I am not too much into the looks part but I like natural behaving women who know how to perform in bed. Nothing beats a German in this regard. Most importantly they never ever lower their sense of dignity once they are in the room, like "can you stay that extra half hour", "do you want to do anal", or too much "baby baby" stuff. Mina was just perfect. Sasha was OK and had a gorgeous figure but again not someone I would like to go back to. Our original plan was actually to go back to Bernds. Should have stuck to it.

Yes you must visit Bernds in March. Thez a small window of opportunity for me to make a trip to Bernds in January. Let's see if I can make it.

I have been visiting German FKKs since 2012 and have visited most of the big clubs and some of the smaller ones. If the one which retains the true spirit of this philosophy it is Bernds. Hope it survives the test of changing times.

BTW did you visit Babylon.

It was nice chatting with you under the open sky that evening at the Oase and sharing notes. I wish you good luck and good times. Take care.

Vks2016
09-20-17, 07:11
Had a great time. Pleasure meeting you Thampi62.

Good luck and don't miss out on Bernds during your next visit.


Yes we visited Sharks the next evening. Usual fare; grand, lots of noise, some pole dancing and loads of Romaians. Had four sessions. One Romanian, a Kenyan. A German and a Ghanian. I do not recall the names of the Romanian or the Kenyan (I doubt if she is from Kenya bcoz I have been to Nairobi, which is where she claimed she was from but when I started talking about Nairobi she looked blank). The German lady was Mina (namesake of the one at Bernds) and the Ghanian was Sasha. I am not too much into the looks part but I like natural behaving women who know how to perform in bed. Nothing beats a German in this regard. Most importantly they never ever lower their sense of dignity once they are in the room, like "can you stay that extra half hour", "do you want to do anal", or too much "baby baby" stuff. Mina was just perfect. Sasha was OK and had a gorgeous figure but again not someone I would like to go back to. Our original plan was actually to go back to Bernds. Should have stuck to it.

Yes you must visit Bernds in March. Thez a small window of opportunity for me to make a trip to Bernds in January. Let's see if I can make it..

Thampi62
09-21-17, 06:19
Yes we visited Sharks the next evening. Usual fare; grand, lots of noise, some pole dancing and loads of Romaians. Had four sessions. One Romanian, a Kenyan. A German and a Ghanian. I do not recall the names of the Romanian or the Kenyan (I doubt if she is from Kenya bcoz I have been to Nairobi, which is where she claimed she was from but when I started talking about Nairobi she looked blank). The German lady was Mina (namesake of the one at Bernds) and the Ghanian was Sasha. I am not too much into the looks part but I like natural behaving women who know how to perform in bed. Nothing beats a German in this regard. Most importantly they never ever lower their sense of dignity once they are in the room, like "can you stay that extra half hour", "do you want to do anal", or too much "baby baby" stuff. Mina was just perfect. Sasha was OK and had a gorgeous figure but again not someone I would like to go back to. Our original plan was actually to go back to Bernds. Should have stuck to it.

Yes you must visit Bernds in March. Thez a small window of opportunity for me to make a trip to Bernds in January. Let's see if I can make it.

I have been visiting German FKKs since 2012 and have visited most of the big clubs and some of the smaller ones. If the one which retains the true spirit of this philosophy it is Bernds. Hope it survives the test of changing times.

BTW did you visit Babylon.

It was nice chatting with you under the open sky that evening at the Oase and sharing notes. I wish you good luck and good times. Take care.Hi friend,

Nice to hear from you again. I visited World next day after we met. I enjoyed the time in world. Excellent line up and great ambiance. Awesome outdoor. As I am a fresh candidate in world I got a free entry pass to world in the same week. So I visited world once again. I visited Bahama and Mainnhatten towards the end of my trip. Mainhatten is a sister concern of sauna world.

I will come back in March and defenetly Bernnds will be first in my bucket list.

Thampi62
09-21-17, 06:20
Had a great time. Pleasure meeting you Thampi62.

Good luck and don't miss out on Bernds during your next visit.Happy to hear from you. Defenitly my next visit will be to Brenda's in March.

Thampi62
09-21-17, 06:28
I'm planning to visit Bernds in March 2018. Can anyone help me a budget hotel so that I can walk or pick a taxi to reach the Sauna.

Thanks in advance.

Vks2016
09-21-17, 08:41
There is a hotel called Reuters. Just 100 metres distance.


I'm planning to visit Bernds in March 2018. Can anyone help me a budget hotel so that I can walk or pick a taxi to reach the Sauna.

Thanks in advance.

Jack Andy42
09-22-17, 16:14
There is a hotel called Reuters. Just 100 metres distance.There are other hotels if Reuter is full, just go on club website, they have all the information.

Shivaswamy
09-22-17, 17:20
Anal sex has been on my bucket list for a long time. I want to desperately tick it off. I've heard Bernd's sets the bar in terms of quality and service. It would be very kind of you gentlemen to let me know the current set of girls in Bernd's who offer anal sex. As I am a newbie, when it comes to anal, it would be helpful if you gentlemen could guide me as to how to ask a girl for anal. It would also be great if you can share your anal experiences in Bernd's.

Vito Corleone
09-23-17, 03:35
Anal sex has been on my bucket list for a long time. I want to desperately tick it off. I've heard Bernd's sets the bar in terms of quality and service. It would be very kind of you gentlemen to let me know the current set of girls in Bernd's who offer anal sex. As I am a newbie, when it comes to anal, it would be helpful if you gentlemen could guide me as to how to ask a girl for anal. It would also be great if you can share your anal experiences in Bernd's.Rosy & Edith. Prices YMMV.

Tobyg
09-23-17, 09:40
Anal sex has been on my bucket list for a long time. I want to desperately tick it off. I've heard Bernd's sets the bar in terms of quality and service. It would be very kind of you gentlemen to let me know the current set of girls in Bernd's who offer anal sex. As I am a newbie, when it comes to anal, it would be helpful if you gentlemen could guide me as to how to ask a girl for anal. It would also be great if you can share your anal experiences in Bernd's.Jacky does anal.

Sirioja
09-23-17, 09:55
Anal sex has been on my bucket list for a long time. I want to desperately tick it off. I've heard Bernd's sets the bar in terms of quality and service. It would be very kind of you gentlemen to let me know the current set of girls in Bernd's who offer anal sex. As I am a newbie, when it comes to anal, it would be helpful if you gentlemen could guide me as to how to ask a girl for anal. It would also be great if you can share your anal experiences in Bernd's.Anal may depend on your size. Some girls will provide with some, but may not be able with some others.

Optimist
09-23-17, 11:54
Anal sex has been on my bucket list for a long time. I want to desperately tick it off. I've heard Bernd's sets the bar in terms of quality and service. It would be very kind of you gentlemen to let me know the current set of girls in Bernd's who offer anal sex. As I am a newbie, when it comes to anal, it would be helpful if you gentlemen could guide me as to how to ask a girl for anal. It would also be great if you can share your anal experiences in Bernd's.How to ask for anal?. Just ask: no girl will mind you asking. You can relax about it.

Maxime
09-24-17, 08:16
Anal sex has been on my bucket list for a long time. I want to desperately tick it off. I've heard Bernd's sets the bar in terms of quality and service. It would be very kind of you gentlemen to let me know the current set of girls in Bernd's who offer anal sex. As I am a newbie, when it comes to anal, it would be helpful if you gentlemen could guide me as to how to ask a girl for anal. It would also be great if you can share your anal experiences in Bernd's.

You can also try Babylon, service on par with Bernds, but in general better looking girls and many offer A-level there. See here: https://www.saunaclub-babylon.com/saunaclub-service/analverkehr/.

Yesterday 12 of these girls were present, so enough choice. Cost +50 euro (so Euro 100 in total for half hour of 150 euro for one hour).

IndianInFkk
09-24-17, 21:03
Of the current lot, the one who definitely does anal is Steffi. She is a classic Bernds old timer, a German, slightly on the heavier side although she has lost a significant amount of weight over the last few years. She is extremely pleasant, and speaks English well. I think there are a few more with whom you can engage in anal but I am not too sure and so I am not mentioning the names. As someone has mentioned, you can ask them and they will not mind at all. In fact if the lady does not do it, she might tell you the name of someone who does. That is what Bernds is all about. Big hearted women and absolutely no meanness in attitude or behavior which is rife at other FKKs.


You can also try Babylon, service on par with Bernds, but in general better looking girls and many offer A-level there. See here: https://www.saunaclub-babylon.com/saunaclub-service/analverkehr/.

Yesterday 12 of these girls were present, so enough choice. Cost +50 euro (so Euro 100 in total for half hour of 150 euro for one hour).

George Bickham
09-26-17, 12:19
I very much agree with the advice below. Don't be worried to ask the girl whether she offers the service; in my experience if she doesn't (as recently happened when I asked Mina) you will just get a polite "no" and she may ask you whether you want to go with another girl. I have never had anything more than a 'yes' or a polite 'no' - not a big thing.

Mara is the 'gold standard' for me at Bernds, but she only works on certain Fridays so you would need to be lucky. But if she's there, well worth asking. Apart from Steffi / Jackie, I'm not sure who else offers it (the suggestion of Edith / Rosy seems to be someone's joke).

I would also echo the suggestion of Babylon as an alternative venue to try out. I have been there a couple of times and the atmosphere is good, with a wider choice than Bernds (although service less good). Their website lists all the girls who offer the service, and gives days when they will (probably) be there. Photos make it easier to work out who is who, so you're less likely to ask someone who won't do it. If the right girl is there I will also try on my next visit.

Best of luck, and hope that it is worth the wait!

ExpatLover
09-26-17, 18:55
Of the current lot, the one who definitely does anal is Steffi. She is a classic Bernds old timer, a German, slightly on the heavier side although she has lost a significant amount of weight over the last few years. She is extremely pleasant, and speaks English well. I think there are a few more with whom you can engage in anal but I am not too sure and so I am not mentioning the names. As someone has mentioned, you can ask them and they will not mind at all. In fact if the lady does not do it, she might tell you the name of someone who does. That is what Bernds is all about. Big hearted women and absolutely no meanness in attitude or behavior which is rife at other FKKs.May be you are from India, low link to erotic.

DMD2017
10-11-17, 01:08
I decided to spend a few hours at Bernd's after the big rain storm!

I arrived by 6:00 pm to a rather crowded house. 50€ entry due to some special occasion (I guess the first Friday of the month?) so reduced price.

Two new girls with dark hair, but they were always busy, as was Maria!

I decided to just eat while everyone was busy!

Mara was very busy with a client who took her all day, Mina retired (or I think that's what Edith said) from the business, and Carmen was a little under the weather (which a lot of German people seem to be with the crazy hot and cold weather they've been having).

I stayed up until 12:00 am and actually took Maria twice. She was extremely busy but I took her during the times the clients had their rest period! She always makes me feel good! That's why I always do repeats with her!

Derk
10-11-17, 01:28
Thanks for the infomercial about Bernds.

Given the 70 euro entry fee I would be expecting them to be feeding me caviar off the asses of virgins or allowing me to drink champagne from a straw straight out of super cooled pussies.

You can eat yourself silly and get riotously drunk at many FKK's without paying up to the 70 euros that you need to enter Bernds and CIM is standard at around a dozen FKKs, we are talking those of the red carpet club variety.

I've never been to Bernds and part of the reason why I have never been is because first time visitors often remark that they find the place surprisingly small and the overwhelming consensus from many reports is that the women are older and far less attractive than what you would find in a normal FKK..You'd have to have been doing this for over two decades to know the full details and history which makes Bernd's what it is. Bernd's was the originator over 32 years ago who started the "FKK club" concept. It was he who demanded and implemented the women to be "all nude", it was he who implemented the flat rate no haggling. Bernd's was only allowed to open his small establishment 32 years ago if he agreed to the terms by the town. Which included being closed on weekends and before 1:00 pm during the week. The point they did not want the club open during most hours when the public was around. The club itself did not make up these rules and hours they were set by the town.

Bernd's offers hard liquor as well as several types of bottled beer, CIM (at no extra cost) buffet style food, snacks, soft drinks, juice and coffee for 70 Euros, [Deleted by Admin] look for Friday specials for 50 e and the late arrival entry fee after 20:00 for 50 e.

There was a time when they had an abundance of older women, that has changed and the last time I visited (about a week ago) they had 12 gals and I would say only 2 out of those were in the 30-40 range. The fact is most clubs have older women as well as younger.

What people need to understand is Bernd's is a pioneer of the hobby and without them we might not have what we have today. It used to be just the typical brothel. RTC (Red carpet Clubs) in my opinion don't always have great quality women for the price and recently with the new law the low rates have gone up. Aldi for example is now 40 e for 30 minutes if you want BBBJ. But even with that set price YMMV and so will rates. It's easy for people to put down the club without knowing the history or reasons behind why the club does what it does.

Bernd's was the club to beat for many years, this was fact when GT had just opened, they were famous for lots of hot women with unbeatable service, second to none. Bernd's offers a warm, open, friendly atmosphere second to none. True being able to speak German helps but then again you're the foreigner so why are we complaining?

Mina by the way is no longer at Bernd's and there is no word that she will return anytime soon. Katja and Cleo PO are two excellent providers, Maria BU (10 body and tits to die for) as well as Carmen HU. Bernd's deserves some respect for making the clubs what they are today.

ExpatLover
10-12-17, 03:57
Fully online but the world is changing, and today for the same money you are getting great food, big premises, extremely wide LU, great sauna etc. This club is just too expensive for me if I compare with the LU, also difficult for me to spend a full day there just too small compared to the big one.

Akibono
10-12-17, 04:33
You'd have to have been doing this for over two decades to know the full details and history which makes Bernd's what it is. Bernd's was the originator over 32 years ago who started the "FKK club" concept. It was he who demanded and implemented the women to be "all nude", it was he who implemented the flat rate no haggling. Bernd's was only allowed to open his small establishment 32 years ago if he agreed to the terms by the town. Which included being closed on weekends and before 1:00 pm during the week. The point they did not want the club open during most hours when the public was around. The club itself did not make up these rules and hours they were set by the town.

Bernd's offers hard liquor as well as several types of bottled beer, CIM (at no extra cost) buffet style food, snacks, soft drinks, juice and coffee for 70 Euros, look for Friday specials for 50 e and the late arrival entry fee after 20:00 for 50 e.

There was a time when they had an abundance of older women, that has changed and the last time I visited (about a week ago) they had 12 gals and I would say only 2 out of those were in the 30-40 range. The fact is most clubs have older women as well as younger.

What people need to understand is Bernd's is a pioneer of the hobby and without them we might not have what we have today. It used to be just the typical brothel. RTC (Red carpet Clubs) in my opinion don't always have great quality women for the price and recently with the new law the low rates have gone up. Aldi for example is now 40 e for 30 minutes if you want BBBJ. But even with that set price YMMV and so will rates. It's easy for people to put down the club without knowing the history or reasons behind why the club does what it does..I agree completely. Most people have not experienced really good service. When you are young, you think optics are everything. But there is a lot to be said for attitude and enthusiasm.

Shark16
10-12-17, 20:15
There was a time when they had an abundance of older women, that has changed and the last time I visited (about a week ago) they had 12 gals and I would say only 2 out of those were in the 30-40 range.Derk,
You make some very good points. Good service, good attitude and enthusiasm. There you have three words that describe Bernd's qualities very well and reasons why we could put Bernd's on a list of clubs to visit every once in a while. Still I find the 70 E entrance fee steep and hard to defend.

I am one of those that need some minimum optical quality to enjoy myself, which often has been Bernd's achilles heel. But I agree; I too found the line-up surprisingly good optically speaking on my three visits earlier this year (by Bernd's standards). 8- 10 years ago I would find 2- 4 targets among a selection of 15- 20 girls. Today I think it is fair to say that the selection is reduced to 8- 12 girls, but among them possibly 4- 5 targets. I found Cristine absolutely stunning (she would shine at any club), and I would easily add Xenia, Maria, Elisa and Anni to my personal target list.

Sadly, Cristine and Xenia have both left the club (afaik), and the replacements I have experienced have not been in their league IMHO. Then again, I have not visited this club in two months, and I would be happy learn about any newcomer that would improve the line-up optically speaking.

DMD2017
10-12-17, 20:28
Still I find the 70 E entrance fee steep and hard to defend.That's why I go on their cheap days! I subscribed to their email newsletter (which comes out during the first week at the beginning of every month) to find out which is their 50€ entry days. Either that or I wait until 8:00 pm where it's 50€ anyway and do stay their for the next 4-5 hours (if it's busy, they close sometimes at 1:00 am on Fridays).

Even though the newsletter is in German, I use Google Translate to see what's going on.

Akibono
10-13-17, 02:47
That's why I go on their cheap days! I subscribed to their email newsletter (which comes out during the first week at the beginning of every month) to find out which is their 50 entry days. Either that or I wait until 8:00 pm where it's 50 anyway and do stay their for the next 4-5 hours (if it's busy, they close sometimes at 1:00 am on Fridays).

Even though the newsletter is in German, I use Google Translate to see what's going on.You get in free on your birthday.

Wry Cooter
10-13-17, 05:04
When is their next 50 E entry day?


That's why I go on their cheap days! I subscribed to their email newsletter (which comes out during the first week at the beginning of every month) to find out which is their 50 entry days. Either that or I wait until 8:00 pm where it's 50 anyway and do stay their for the next 4-5 hours (if it's busy, they close sometimes at 1:00 am on Fridays).

Even though the newsletter is in German, I use Google Translate to see what's going on.

Boomer10
10-13-17, 11:54
When is their next 50 E entry day?Friday October 27.

Vito Corleone
10-13-17, 23:19
Sadly, Cristine and Xenia have both left the club (afaik), and the replacements I have experienced have not been in their league IMHO. Then again, I have not visited this club in two months, and I would be happy learn about any newcomer that would improve the line-up optically speaking.Xenia was working at Babylon a couple weeks ago. New name Marina or something similar.

Derk
10-21-17, 04:18
Xenia was working at Babylon a couple weeks ago. New name Marina or something similar."Was" Marina and since about a month ago (since about 22 September is gone once again from Babylon).

ExpatLover
10-21-17, 20:12
Derk,
You make some very good points. Good service, good attitude and enthusiasm. There you have three words that describe Bernd's qualities very well and reasons why we could put Bernd's on a list of clubs to visit every once in a while. Still I find the 70 E entrance fee steep and hard to defend.

I am one of those that need some minimum optical quality to enjoy myself, which often has been Bernd's achilles heel. But I agree; I too found the line-up surprisingly good optically speaking on my three visits earlier this year (by Bernd's standards). 8- 10 years ago I would find 2- 4 targets among a selection of 15- 20 girls. Today I think it is fair to say that the selection is reduced to 8- 12 girls, but among them possibly 4- 5 targets. I found Cristine absolutely stunning (she would shine at any club), and I would easily add Xenia, Maria, Elisa and Anni to my personal target list.

Sadly, Cristine and Xenia have both left the club (afaik), and the replacements I have experienced have not been in their league IMHO. Then again, I have not visited this club in two months, and I would be happy learn about any newcomer that would improve the line-up optically speaking.OK just go and enjoy those kind of club and pay 70 euros, personally I will not do it. Bernd business model is out of time, they need to rethink a better one.

Vito Corleone
10-29-17, 12:41
"Was" Marina and since about a month ago (since about 22 September is gone once again from Babylon).Any info on where she is currently working or just want to pretend to know a lot of info?

FKKTOUR
11-04-17, 01:21
Hello Dear Schieferhof-Guest,

It's going to be a tight winter and we have November! If it gets grey and cold outside, you can come to visit us at Bernd's Club. We cuddle you warm* Mark your calendar for December 15,2017, when Bernds Club celebrates Christmas.

Friday, November 3, 2017: * Raffle day* 3 x FREE admission.

Friday, November 10, 2017: Discount Day You save 20 euros and pay only 50 euros.

Friday, November 17, 2017: Love-lounge-evening: Erotic games Evening with various erotic games, a strip show and the fulfillment of (previously) registered fetish wishes.

Friday, November 24th, 2017: Discount Day Save 20 euro on entry fee.

We are looking forward to your visit!

The Schieferhof Team & Ladies.

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

Bernd's Website (http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/)

ADDITIONAL FKK CLUB TOUR INFO:

FKK Club Event Calendar (http://fkktour.com/support/events/).

What's an FKK Club (http://fkktour.com/support/what/)Explained.

Trip Planning, things to know before you go (http://fkktour.com/support/plan/).

Read a Testimonial from a Customer's Perspective (http://fkktour.com/support/customers-perspective/).

What do the women look like Check out our actual women photo section (http://fkktour.com/support/women/).

Check out our new Inside the Clubs Videos section (http://fkktour.com/support/clubs/).

FAQ Common FKK Club Tour Questions and Answers (http://fkktour.com/support/faq/).

FKK Club Girl of the Month (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubgirl/).

The Original FKK Club Tour Website (fkktour.com).

FKKTOUR
12-02-17, 03:47
+ + + Discount Day + + + Christmas party + + + Massage Raffle + + + Discount Day + + +

Hello Dear Guest.

December is already here, the first frost is here and the year is now coming to an end. With this chilly cold we pamper you with a warm sauna, hot views of nudist-enthusiastic ladies, delicious food, as well as a lot of good mood and best service.

Our events for December 2017:

Friday, December 8, 2017:

Nicholas Discount Day: Santa Claus was there! This is why 20 euros are deducted from the regular admission fee and you will experience sauna, relaxation, hot girls and good food from the buffet as well as (alcoholic) drinks for only 50 euro.

Friday, December 15, 2017:

Christmas party in Bernd's sauna: Experience sexy, Christmas-clad ladies, who turn your head. Here it will not be sentimental-here it will be pleasantly pleasing!

Friday, December 22, 2017:

3 x Massage pleasure to win: Bernds sauna is giving away massages today. Relax with a tantra, Thai or massage.

Please note: Bernd's sauna is closed on December 25 and 26,2017.

Friday, December 29, 2017:

Soon-is-New Year's Eve discount day: The year is coming to an end and Bernd's sauna is looking forward to your visit. Come by and take advantage of the opportunity to save 20 euros.

Dear Guest, please note that Bernds Sauna is closed on January 1, 2018 (New Year's day).

Lots of kisses for you!

Bernds and the Schieferhof-Women.

Look forward to your visit!

Location:

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

Bernd's Website (http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/)

ADDITIONAL FKK CLUB TOUR INFO:

FKK Club Event Calendar (http://fkktour.com/support/events/).

What's an FKK Club (http://fkktour.com/support/what/)Explained.

Trip Planning, things to know before you go (http://fkktour.com/support/plan/).

Read a Testimonial from a Customer's Perspective (http://fkktour.com/support/customers-perspective/).

What do the women look like Check out our actual women photo section (http://fkktour.com/support/women/).

Check out our new Inside the Clubs Videos section (http://fkktour.com/support/clubs/).

FAQ Common FKK Club Tour Questions and Answers (http://fkktour.com/support/faq/).

FKK Club Girl of the Month (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubgirl/).

The Original FKK Club Tour Website (fkktour.com).

Derk
12-07-17, 06:24
Any info on where she is currently working or just want to pretend to know a lot of info?How does one pretend to know a lot of info? Actually Marina / Xenia was at GT about a week ago with a friend. After that you might find her at a CH club if you're lucky. But since you seem to feel you know so much I'll let you pretend to know more.

Vito Corleone
12-09-17, 03:01
How does one pretend to know a lot of info? Actually Marina / Xenia was at GT about a week ago with a friend. After that you might find her at a CH club if you're lucky. But since you seem to feel you know so much I'll let you pretend to know more.Her name at GT is / was Giselle. I'm sure you knew that! Her first day was. No need to mention it since I'm sure you already know!

Sonador
12-29-17, 09:13
I miss this club.

Nobody's been there recently? Hope ladies are still walking nude on high heels, hope they still have this famous "Couch Aktion Tag" day with a day of fucking on the sofas, hope we can still fuck in public whenever we want (and if the lady does of course), hope that into the rooms we still can have bareback blowjobs.

Oh dear, I miss this club, LOL!

Member #4585
12-31-17, 05:58
I miss this club.

Nobody's been there recently? Hope ladies are still walking nude on high heels, hope they still have this famous "Couch Aktion Tag" day with a day of fucking on the sofas, hope we can still fuck in public whenever we want (and if the lady does of course), hope that into the rooms we still can have bareback blowjobs.

Oh dear, I miss this club, LOL!I think to answer your question on whether public sex is allowed is whether it a problem for bare back sex of any kind for the management to see it publically and to allow it considering the 1 July 2017 law that a condom is used. Maybe covered blowjob is allowed publically.

FKKTOUR
01-04-18, 22:04
Hello Dear Schieferhof Visitors!

Welcome to the New Year! We hope you had an equally good slide after 2018 as we.

On Friday, January 12, 2018, there's another discount day where you can save entry to Bernd's sauna.

On Friday, January 19, 2018, our raffle "spin on the Wheel" takes place.

Of course, this year again our brilliant women's Carnival Party (on Friday, February 13th) takes place! You are welcome to attend.

Bernd's Sauna is looking forward to your visit!

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

Bernd's website (http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/)

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FKK Club Event Calendar (http://fkktour.com/support/events/).

What's an FKK Club (http://fkktour.com/support/what/)Explained.

Trip Planning, things to know before you go (http://fkktour.com/support/plan/).

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What do the women look like Check out our actual women photo section (http://fkktour.com/support/women/).

Check out our new Inside the Clubs Videos section (http://fkktour.com/support/clubs/).

FAQ Common FKK Club Tour Questions and Answers (http://fkktour.com/support/faq/).

FKK Club Girl of the Month (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubgirl/).

The Original FKK Club Tour Website (fkktour.com).

JackHammer0
01-05-18, 00:37
I think to answer your question on whether public sex is allowed is whether it a problem for bare back sex of any kind for the management to see it publically and to allow it considering the 1 July 2017 law that a condom is used. Maybe covered blowjob is allowed publically.I, too, miss Bernd's terribly! I visited only once, but I really hope to go back someday, and I hope Carmen still works there when I do. Does anyone know if she is still working at this club?

And finally, after six months of the condom law passing, has anybody been to Bernd's, and how much have things really changed?

To me, the main draw of the club was the standard BBBJ with CIM. The atmosphere was also terrific, and the club's speciality made it more than worth the money, even if only 2 of the girls were attractive to me. Now I have to wonder if it wouldn't be better to go to a different club (if I ever get the chance, as I live in another continent). Any updated reports? Opinions?

Gino02
01-05-18, 01:31
I think to answer your question on whether public sex is allowed is whether it a problem for bare back sex of any kind for the management to see it publically and to allow it considering the 1 July 2017 law that a condom is used. Maybe covered blowjob is allowed publically.Have you guys thought of checking out Club Globe in Zurich, particularly on a Tuesday?

Vito Corleone
01-05-18, 08:55
I, too, miss Bernd's terribly! I visited only once, but I really hope to go back someday, and I hope Carmen still works there when I do. Does anyone know if she is still working at this club?

And finally, after six months of the condom law passing, has anybody been to Bernd's, and how much have things really changed?

To me, the main draw of the club was the standard BBBJ with CIM. The atmosphere was also terrific, and the club's speciality made it more than worth the money, even if only 2 of the girls were attractive to me. Now I have to wonder if it wouldn't be better to go to a different club (if I ever get the chance, as I live in another continent). Any updated reports? Opinions?I haven't seen Carmen in a while. Service levels are still high & everything has stayed the same.

Sonador
01-05-18, 23:33
Have you guys thought of checking out Club Globe in Zurich, particularly on a Tuesday?Nope, why? On Tuesday there's FKK Tag with all the girls naked and sex in public?

(The same way into their video? Crazy stuff. The best video I've ever seen for a club!

Christian G
01-06-18, 15:14
Have you guys thought of checking out Club Globe in Zurich, particularly on a Tuesday?


Nope, why? On Tuesday there's FKK Tag with all the girls naked and sex in public?Every Tuesday at Globe is for public sex, I think the rooms are closed from 2pm till 9pm and only public sex around the club during this time and sex shows on the stage.

Derk
01-08-18, 18:30
I, too, miss Bernd's terribly! I visited only once, but I really hope to go back someday, and I hope Carmen still works there when I do. Does anyone know if she is still working at this club?

And finally, after six months of the condom law passing, has anybody been to Bernd's, and how much have things really changed?

To me, the main draw of the club was the standard BBBJ with CIM. The atmosphere was also terrific, and the club's speciality made it more than worth the money, even if only 2 of the girls were attractive to me. Now I have to wonder if it wouldn't be better to go to a different club (if I ever get the chance, as I live in another continent). Any updated reports? Opinions?Carmen is gone for good, public condomless is forbidden now but would bet some of it still goes on when not many people are around. But it should be known that what ever takes place behind closed doors is business as usual and from several direct experiences your visits from the past won't change with the exception of what happens in the lounge while others are around. CIM still taking place and a reason to visit. Katja PO is also MIA and they doubt will be back. There is a new German born Iraqi gal, Maria BU as well who are top notch talent. Even the mandatory registration has come and gone and most women went along without much fuss.

ExpatLover
01-08-18, 21:29
Carmen is gone for good, public condomless is forbidden now but would bet some of it still goes on when not many people are around. But it should be known that what ever takes place behind closed doors is business as usual and from several direct experiences your visits from the past won't change with the exception of what happens in the lounge while others are around. CIM still taking place and a reason to visit. Katja PO is also MIA and they doubt will be back. There is a new German born Iraqi gal, Maria BU as well who are top notch talent. Even the mandatory registration has come and gone and most women went along without much fuss.To get register is very easy the problem is that some girls don't want to get there data in a base that nobody knows what can be done one day or another with them.

Wassab
01-09-18, 01:44
Do you know if Mina is still absent from the line up?


Carmen is gone for good, public condomless is forbidden now but would bet some of it still goes on when not many people are around. But it should be known that what ever takes place behind closed doors is business as usual and from several direct experiences your visits from the past won't change with the exception of what happens in the lounge while others are around. CIM still taking place and a reason to visit. Katja PO is also MIA and they doubt will be back. There is a new German born Iraqi gal, Maria BU as well who are top notch talent. Even the mandatory registration has come and gone and most women went along without much fuss.

TankTank123
01-09-18, 02:30
Do you know if Mina is still absent from the line up?Towards the end of last year, I was informed by one of the girls there that Mina would not be returning. I believe you did not visit Bernd's last year; and if so, you would have missed her enhanced boobs!

Anna is also gone for good, and reportedly has a baby now. Good for her, after such a long career making so many of us super happy! I think Steffi and Mara are now the longest still there.

FKKTOUR
02-03-18, 22:45
Hello dear Schieferhof visitor!

February is here and you can enjoy the following actions with us:

Friday, 2.2.2018: Raffle Day Win 3 x free entry.

Thursday, 2.8.2018: Women's Carnival Party! It will be hot for you with music, costumes and lots of delicious food and fun!

Friday, 2.9.2018: 50-Shades-of-Gray-Discount-Day. You save 20 Euro entrance fee at Bernds Saunaclub!

Thursday, 2.15.2018: Last day for the benefit discount cards! Come over and save your personal discount card!

Friday, 2.16.2018: After-Valentine's Day. Relax in Bernd's sauna club it's romantic today with candles, massage and many surprises.

Friday, 2.23.2018: Deep Blow Horizon discount day. You save 20 Euro admission to Bernd's sauna club.

Best regards,

Bernd's sauna club.

Location:

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

Bernd's Website (http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de)

ADDITIONAL FKK CLUB TOUR INFO:

FKK Club Event Calendar (http://fkktour.com/support/events/).

What's an FKK Club (http://fkktour.com/support/what/)Explained.

Trip Planning, things to know before you go (http://fkktour.com/support/plan/).

Read a Testimonial from a Customer's Perspective (http://fkktour.com/support/customers-perspective/).

What do the women look like Check out our actual women photo section (http://fkktour.com/support/women/).

Check out our new Inside the Clubs Videos section (http://fkktour.com/support/clubs/).

FAQ Common FKK Club Tour Questions and Answers (http://fkktour.com/support/faq/).

FKK Club Girl of the Month (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubgirl/).

The Original FKK Club Tour Website (fkktour.com).

TankTank123
03-10-18, 05:04
First time I have seen Bernd's with an almost full complement of girls. Large number of men present. Looks like the absence of public couch action since the new law took effect has not put them off.

Complete list of girls present (unless someone was hiding the whole 6 hours I was there):

Erica.
Angie.
Magda, Po. - she has returned, and behaved as agitatedly as ever. Rosie and Connie must have forgiven her and allowed her back.
Steffi, De.
Mara, Ne.
Anni, Bu.
Evelyn, Bu.
Maria, Bu.
Nina, Bu.
Elisa - new.
Cleo - new.
Lara - new.
Tina - new from Brazil. Longtime Tina had left last year.

Neurosynth
03-10-18, 21:33
Was Mara actually available though? When she first switched to Fri only she had so many appointments with regulars that walk-in guys wouldn't have a chance with her.


Complete list of girls present (unless someone was hiding the whole 6 hours I was there):

...

Mara, Ne.

TankTank123
03-11-18, 06:02
Was Mara actually available though? When she first switched to Fri only she had so many appointments with regulars that walk-in guys wouldn't have a chance with her.You are right. I saw her come out to the bar at around 7 pm, but was quickly snapped up after that.

FKKTOUR
03-12-18, 18:33
Monthly Newsletter

Hello dear Schieferhof visitor!

March has arrived bringing improved weather. Spring is in the air. That's why we're offering some very special events at Bernd's sauna club:

March 9th Discount day 20 Euro off our entrance fee.

March 16th Raffle Day We're giving away 3 free entries. Which includes our buffet, drinks (includes alcoholic drinks), sauna, garden, relaxation zones and towels.

March 23 Discount day 20 Euro off our entrance fee.

March 29 Bunny Day sexy bunny costumes.

Please note Bernd's sauna club is closed Good Friday and Easter Monday.

We look forward to your visit with us!

Best regards,

Bernd's sauna club.

Location:

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

Bernds Website (http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de)

ADDITIONAL FKK CLUB TOUR INFO:

FKK Club Event Calendar (http://fkktour.com/support/events/).

What's an FKK Club (http://fkktour.com/support/what/)Explained.

Trip Planning, things to know before you go (http://fkktour.com/support/plan/).

Read a Testimonial from a Customer's Perspective (http://fkktour.com/support/customers-perspective/).

What do the women look like Check out our actual women photo section (http://fkktour.com/support/women/).

Check out our new Inside the Clubs Videos section (http://fkktour.com/support/clubs/).

FAQ Common FKK Club Tour Questions and Answers (http://fkktour.com/support/faq/).

FKK Club Girl of the Month (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubgirl/).

The Original FKK Club Tour Website (fkktour.com).

TankTank123
03-15-18, 06:03
Was Mara actually available though? When she first switched to Fri only she had so many appointments with regulars that walk-in guys wouldn't have a chance with her.By the way, one of the girls told me that this would be Mara's last year, so maybe that is why her regulars are working furiously to get maximum time with her.

Vito Corleone
03-21-18, 07:46
By the way, one of the girls told me that this would be Mara's last year, so maybe that is why her regulars are working furiously to get maximum time with her.She's always busy. Not my type. Not exactly attractive face & I've seen women's Olympic judo chicks with better bodies. Not sure what all the fuss is. Looks better than Angie & Jackie but that's not saying much.

Neurosynth
03-21-18, 21:28
She's always busy. Not my type. Not exactly attractive face & I've seen women's Olympic judo chicks with better bodies. Not sure what all the fuss is. Looks better than Angie & Jackie but that's not saying much.She's been there for quite a while now. But at one time she was not only very young, but very young looking. She even had dental braces. Plus she's just plain great in bed.

Vito Corleone
03-21-18, 22:17
She's been there for quite a while now. But at one time she was not only very young, but very young looking. She even had dental braces. Plus she's just plain great in bed.She has been there for a long time. I remember when she was younger & slimmer. I'm still new to Bernds so braces were before my visits. Enjoyed 5-6 creampies which were great, but most creampies are great!

Jack Andy42
03-22-18, 15:14
Visited a week or so after a long time.

Mika+Vicky gone, too bad, they were both good and new attractions are needed to keep this club going.

New.

Cleo-PO, looks like Cleopatra, slim, nice blue eyes and face, Hof standard.

Erika RO. Is back, gained a few pounds droopy tits, but looks very pretty and an awesome attitude.

Magda PO. Is back, very skinny, awesome attitude, funny, wants too much control in the room.

I know we don't go there for the food, but they need to bring new stuff in for the evening, the all day visits would be less boring.

It's not busy as it used to be, perhaps due to the cold but miss the good 'old days of Anna, Babsi, Katya.

Sonador
03-23-18, 02:22
She has been there for a long time. I remember when she was younger & slimmer. I'm still new to Bernds so braces were before my visits. Enjoyed 5-6 creampies which were great, but most creampies are great!Do you mean you had the opportunity to fuck Mara without condom and cum inside? Wow, didn't know bareback was available in Bernds. But fun.

Vito Corleone
03-24-18, 00:43
Do you mean you had the opportunity to fuck Mara without condom and cum inside? Wow, didn't know bareback was available in Bernds. But fun.That was a long time ago. Not anymore.

Sonador
03-24-18, 17:18
That was a long time ago. Not anymore.Other girls used to do that?

ExpatLover
03-24-18, 21:23
Do you mean you had the opportunity to fuck Mara without condom and cum inside? Wow, didn't know bareback was available in Bernds. But fun.And then it is changing what, do you want to take that risk for your health for a little bit more pleasure, it is better your brain command your dick and not the contrary.

Neurosynth
03-24-18, 21:25
That was a long time ago. Not anymore.I tried to get BBFS with Mara but got turned down. So color me jealous. Not sure what's up with Mara today, but I find it hard to believe that AO is no longer available at Bernd's though. Maybe so with Mara. But others?

(Side note: Another reason guys were/are attracted to Mara is that she's Dutch. Dutch hookers at FKKs are extremely rare. And young Dutch people in general have good English language skills.)

ExpatLover
03-24-18, 21:27
I tried to get her BBFS but got turned down. So color me jealous. Not sure what's up with Mara today, but I find it hard to believe that AO is no longer available at Bernd's though. Maybe so with Mara. But others?Sorry but I think it is not reasonable to do AO with a prostitute having 10 or more guys every day, it is a kind of suicide.

DMD2017
03-25-18, 02:42
Cleo had excellent service and well worth my 100.

Maria is excellent as usual.

Tina was good. I like Brazilian chicks.

Salome was also good.

Erika came as a surprise! She recognized me from long ago, but is doing things like Maria and Cleo.

Mara fit me into her busy schedule.

Vito Corleone
03-25-18, 07:20
Other girls used to do that?Conny & Edith still offer it if you are clean & ask nicely.

TankTank123
03-25-18, 09:51
Conny & Edith still offer it if you are clean & ask nicely.You forgot to mention Rosie.

Vito Corleone
03-25-18, 22:36
You forgot to mention Rosie.Rosie only does it with!

Sonador
03-25-18, 23:39
Mara is not Dutch but from Netherlands.

I think it was something to fuck her without condom.

Anyway, glad to know AO is still available in Bernds, thanks for informations guys! I've heard about Angie who offers it too.

I wonder if my fucking queen Katja (MILF from Russia, who left few years ago) offered it too. Because that woman was something too at bed!

So, I guess that the good old tricks of the Bernds are still available now: bareback suck and CIM for free! That was a standard practice of the house. But maybe only in private in the room now, due to this stupid law.

Can you confirm if there is still a bit of public action like bareback suck and a bit of (covered) sex in public? Thanks!

Fats
03-26-18, 05:15
I wonder if my fucking queen Katja (MILF from Russia, who left few years ago) offered it too. Because that woman was something too at bed!

She has been at nyloncafe for a while working as Katrin:

https://www.6today.de/rhein-erft/nyloncafe/katrin/

Boomer10
03-26-18, 07:16
Mara is not Dutch but from Netherlands.

Dutch = Netherlands = Holland. These words all refer to the Netherlands. Dutch usually refers the language but also can mean "the people / citizens of the Netherlands". Holland is an informal alternative to "The Netherlands". Mara's nickname is "Holland".

TankTank123
03-26-18, 09:34
Rosie only does it with!But I heard that she does Ohne from Fox News. Ain't no Fake News there! For Fake News, go to CNN.

Excess
03-26-18, 13:22
Conny & Edith still offer it if you are clean & ask nicely.Naughty boy.

Excess
03-26-18, 13:26
Visited a week or so after a long time.

It's not busy as it used to be, perhaps due to the cold but miss the good 'old days of Anna, Babsi, Katya.Ah yes, those were the days my friend. , Three smiling ladies who could turn into a Troika from the dark place on their day. Just add Brandi to the mix, perhaps one of the most perverse ladies that Excess has encountered and this said in a very complimentary way, and you have an unforgettable day at Bernd`s.

Excess.

Sonador
03-27-18, 22:27
Anna, Babsi, Katja. Yes, there was a before and an after when you spent a moment at bed with these ladies.

The same with Mara of course!

I knew that Katja has worked at Nylon Cafe, not surprised, she has always been interested by earning her life the same way but with more expensive fees. And honestly, she has been one of the best fuck of my life! Sex twister! But I only knew her at Bernds. Is she still at Nylon Cafe?

Anyway, does the Bernds still offers public sex trips?

Vito Corleone
03-28-18, 01:34
Anna, Babsi, Katja. Yes, there was a before and an after when you spent a moment at bed with these ladies.

The same with Mara of course!

I knew that Katja has worked at Nylon Cafe, not surprised, she has always been interested by earning her life the same way but with more expensive fees. And honestly, she has been one of the best fuck of my life! Sex twister! But I only knew her at Bernds. Is she still at Nylon Cafe?

Anyway, does the Bernds still offers public sex trips?Yes. Public sex still happens here & there. Not as much after July 1st, but late at night in the basement theres some nice public action.

Sonador
03-28-18, 11:11
Dutch = Netherlands = Holland. These words all refer to the Netherlands. Dutch usually refers the language but also can mean "the people / citizens of the Netherlands". Holland is an informal alternative to "The Netherlands". Mara's nickname is "Holland".Oh you're right. You've got the point (As I remember Sandra the masseuse who gave me a good massage, then a good blowjob and called Mara to come and finnish me. She yelled "Hollaaaaaaand!

Funny ladies!

Anyway, did you noticed if there's still sex action on the couches? Covered?

Do they still have this famous "Couch Action Tag" ? It was fun.

FKKTOUR
03-29-18, 04:22
Monthly Newsletter

Hello dear Schieferhof visitor!

April is on the doorstep and not only brings better weather but also wonderful events: Please note: on April 2, Easter Monday, Bernds Sauna club is closed.

After that, we resume with a double fun day because on April 6th is raffle day. You can win free admission on this day for your next visit.

On the 13th of April a savings day follows: You will receive a 20 euro discount on your visit to Bernds Saunaclub. And on the 20th of April a Super event day will come to the visitors to the Schieferhof! We play "Spin the wheel", whereby you can win free admission anda free 3 times pampering program (practically free sex).

On April 27th is again discount day, where you get lots of fun for little money.

The entire team of Bernds Saunaclub is looking forward to your visit!

+ + + Raffle Day + + + Discount Day + + + Super Event day + + + spin the wheel + + + Free Entry + + + sex Free + + + Fun + + + games + + + erotic + + + nude skin + + + Buffet + + + Sauna + + +.

Best regards,

Bernd's sauna club.

Location:

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

Bernds Website (http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de)

ADDITIONAL FKK CLUB TOUR INFO:

FKK Club Event Calendar (http://fkktour.com/support/events/).

What's an FKK Club (http://fkktour.com/support/what/)Explained.

Trip Planning, things to know before you go (http://fkktour.com/support/plan/).

Read a Testimonial from a Customer's Perspective (http://fkktour.com/support/customers-perspective/).

What do the women look like Check out our actual women photo section (http://fkktour.com/support/women/).

Check out our new Inside the Clubs Videos section (http://fkktour.com/support/clubs/).

FAQ Common FKK Club Tour Questions and Answers (http://fkktour.com/support/faq/).

FKK Club Girl of the Month (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubgirl/).

The Original FKK Club Tour Website (fkktour.com).

JackHammer0
04-08-18, 17:29
Carmen is gone for good, public condomless is forbidden now but would bet some of it still goes on when not many people are around.Oh, no! Though it is doubtful it will happen, as I live in another continent, I was so hoping I could one day go back to Bernd's and enjoy Carmen's amazing skills again. I will never forget the BBBJs she gave me, and the best part, finishing down her throat.

Does anyone know if she is working elsewhere? Or did she simply retire from the business?

Oh, how I wish I could visit Bernd's again.

FKKTOUR
04-30-18, 23:35
Monthly Newsletter

Hello dear Schieferhof visitor!

Beautiful May is here and there are a few holidays when Bernds Saunaclub will be closed. On other days we have nice events for you, as you can see in the following list:

Tuesday, May 1, 2018: Closed.

Friday, May 4, 2018: Raffle Day: Win 3 x free admission for Bernds Saunaclub.

Thursday, May 10, 2018: Closed.

Friday, May 11, 2018: Discount Day: You save 20 euros entry fee to Bernds Saunaclub.

Friday, May 18, 2018: We open the barbecue season! Should it rain, there are delicious dishes from the food truck for you.

Monday, May 21, 2018: Closed.

Friday, May 25, 2018: Discount Day: You save another 20 euros entry fee to Bernds Saunaclub.

Thursday, May 31, 2018: Closed.

We are looking forward to your visit and wish you a nice holiday.

Best regards,

Bernd's Saunaclub.

Location:

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

Bernds Website (http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de)

ADDITIONAL FKK CLUB TOUR INFO:

FKK Club Event Calendar (http://fkktour.com/support/events/).

What's an FKK Club (http://fkktour.com/support/what/)Explained.

Trip Planning, things to know before you go (http://fkktour.com/support/plan/).

Read a Testimonial from a Customer's Perspective (http://fkktour.com/support/customers-perspective/).

What do the women look like Check out our actual women photo section (http://fkktour.com/support/women/).

Check out our new Inside the Clubs Videos section (http://fkktour.com/support/clubs/).

FAQ Common FKK Club Tour Questions and Answers (http://fkktour.com/support/faq/).

FKK Club Girl of the Month (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubgirl/).

Check out our Ultimate FKK Club List (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubs/).

The Original FKK Club Tour Website (fkktour.com).

TankTank123
05-03-18, 03:50
Last night, there were less girls there than in my last visit as Magda, Cleo and Nina are away. Did not see the new Brazillian Tina either.
Complete line up as follows, for those interested:

Angie.

Anni.

Elisa (bright red hair).

Erika.

Evelyn.

Maria.

Mara.

Steffi.

Tryntry
05-03-18, 06:59
Last night, there were less girls there than in my last visit as Magda, Cleo and Nina are away. Did not see the new Brazillian Tina either.
Complete line up as follows, for those interested.

Mara.

Steffi.I thought Mara only works on Fridays? Lucky you, hope you got some?

Vito Corleone
05-03-18, 12:18
Last night, there were less girls there than in my last visit as Magda, Cleo and Nina are away. Did not see the new Brazillian Tina either.
Complete line up as follows, for those interested:

Angie.

Anni.

Elisa (bright red hair).

Erika.

Evelyn.

Maria.

Mara.

Steffi.Magda & Cleo were there recently. Nina has left & Brazilian Tina not seen in a while.

TankTank123
05-04-18, 04:25
I thought Mara only works on Fridays?This is not the first time she came on a different day, but it is rare.

FKKTOUR
05-31-18, 19:14
Monthly Newsletter

Hello dear Schieferhof visitor!

What great weather now! Incredible Summer temperatures that just scream for holidays and relaxation! Have you taken your holiday, or is it yet to come? In the meantime, how about a short break in Bernds Saunaclub? So that the right Summer feeling can be had, there is a lot of fun and action with us. These events will sweeten your everyday life in June:

Friday, June 1: Raffle Day: With a little luck, win free admission to Bernds Saunaclub!

Friday, June 8: Discount day! You save 20 euros on entry.

Friday, June 15: Big Raffle Day with Grilling & Watching the World Cup! We will have a big TV in the garden, watch soccer and crickets (if the weather is good)!

Friday, June 22: Discount day! You save again on entry fee to Bernds Saunaclub and enjoy a great start to the weekend.

Friday, June 29th: Summer party with Bacardi feeling!

Bernds Saunaclub is looking forward to your visit and some hot hours.

Of course, we will show all soccer matches, not only on June 15th.

Best regards,

Bernd's Saunaclub.

Location:

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

Bernds Website (http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de)

ADDITIONAL FKK CLUB TOUR INFO:

FKK Club Event Calendar (http://fkktour.com/support/events/).

What's an FKK Club (http://fkktour.com/support/what/)Explained.

Trip Planning, things to know before you go (http://fkktour.com/support/plan/).

Read a Testimonial from a Customer's Perspective (http://fkktour.com/support/customers-perspective/).

What do the women look like Check out our actual women photo section (http://fkktour.com/support/women/).

Check out our new Inside the Clubs Videos section (http://fkktour.com/support/clubs/).

FAQ Common FKK Club Tour Questions and Answers (http://fkktour.com/support/faq/).

FKK Club Girl of the Month (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubgirl/).

Check out our Ultimate FKK Club List (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubs/).

The Original FKK Club Tour Website (fkktour.com).

TankTank123
06-28-18, 04:16
Last night, there were only 7 girls on duty. Very few guests came. Girls blamed this on the World Cup. Complete line up as follows, for those interested:

Angie
Evelyn
Magda
Mara
Maria
Steffi
Vanessa - new, large like Angie.
Erika was on cooking duty.

FKKTOUR
07-07-18, 16:17
Monthly Newsletter

Hello dear Schieferhof visitor!

The last days. Summer is in the City. That's why we will be organizing nice events in July. No matter whether the food truck, barbecue, erotic moments or sex, fun and Rock'and 'Roll. We will surprise you!

On Friday, July 20 there will be another discount day. So you save 20 Euro on admission to Bernds Saunaclub and can enjoy all the amenities of the house: sauna, buffet, relax lounge, showers, garden and alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks.

On July 13 there will be an exciting raffle day, also on July 27.

Depending on the weather and mood, there may also be spontaneous barbecue sessions or something delicious from the food truck.

Best regards,

Bernd's Saunaclub.

Location:

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

Bernds Website (http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de)

ADDITIONAL FKK CLUB TOUR INFO:

FKK Club Event Calendar (http://fkktour.com/support/events/).

What's an FKK Club (http://fkktour.com/support/what/)Explained.

Trip Planning, things to know before you go (http://fkktour.com/support/plan/).

Read a Testimonial from a Customer's Perspective (http://fkktour.com/support/customers-perspective/).

What do the women look like Check out our actual women photo section (http://fkktour.com/support/women/).

Check out our new Inside the Clubs Videos section (http://fkktour.com/support/clubs/).

FAQ Common FKK Club Tour Questions and Answers (http://fkktour.com/support/faq/).

FKK Club Girl of the Month (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubgirl/).

Check out our Ultimate FKK Club List (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubs/).

The Original FKK Club Tour Website (fkktour.com).

Sonador
07-09-18, 11:50
Hello guys,

For those who have been lucky enough to see Mara in the club, does she have a hairy pussy like before or she shaved?

It's been a greAt memory this natural lady. Thanks!

TankTank123
07-10-18, 03:38
Hello guys,

For those who have been lucky enough to see Mara in the club, does she have a hairy pussy like before or she shaved?

It's been a greAt memory this natural lady. Thanks!Yes, same as before.

FKKTOUR
07-31-18, 21:38
Monthly Newsletter

Hello dear Schieferhof visitor!

Summer record temperatures bring us a lot of sun and summer feelings. In order to keep it that way, we help ensure that your visit to Bernd's sauna club always has a holiday feeling and fun. That's why we considered the following events for August 2018:

Friday, 8/3 Heat record discount day: You save 20 Euros on entrance fee and can enjoy all amenities in the club. From buffet, over sauna up to alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks, garden (and garden shower).

Friday, 8/10 Super Summer Raffle Day:

Win 3 x free admission to Bernd's Sauna Club!

Friday, 8/17: discount day:

You save again at the entrance and enjoy a nice Friday in Bernd's sauna club!

Friday, 8/24 Raffle day:

There is again 3 x free admission to win at Bernd's sauna club. Be there and do not miss this opportunity!

Friday, 8/31 Burger day:

There are homemade burgers from the Food Truck!

Incidentally, we have a new bar woman who is very concerned about your well-being and of course, has the cool drinks ready.

Best regards,

Bernd's Saunaclub.

Location:

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

Bernds Website (http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de)

ADDITIONAL FKK CLUB TOUR INFO:

FKK Club Event Calendar (http://fkktour.com/support/events/).

What's an FKK Club (http://fkktour.com/support/what/)Explained.

Trip Planning, things to know before you go (http://fkktour.com/support/plan/).

Read a Testimonial from a Customer's Perspective (http://fkktour.com/support/customers-perspective/).

What do the women look like Check out our actual women photo section (http://fkktour.com/support/women/).

Check out our new Inside the Clubs Videos section (http://fkktour.com/support/clubs/).

FAQ Common FKK Club Tour Questions and Answers (http://fkktour.com/support/faq/).

FKK Club Girl of the Month (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubgirl/).

Check out our Ultimate FKK Club List (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubs/).

The Original FKK Club Tour Website (fkktour.com).

Sonador
08-26-18, 18:22
Hello to you all!

Next Thursday I will have a full day in Cologne, good opportunity for me to enjoy a nice day into a FKK, I didn't since a long time.

But I hesitate: FKK Luderland or FKK Bernds?

I know the Bernds and I have great great memories there, but at least it was almost ten years ago. Katja, Mara, etc. I now things may have changed.

Well, I want naked women on high heels. For this point I know I can get it in both of these two clubs.

Cool ambiance? At Bernds they are cool, no?

Public sex? I am a bit exhibitionist and also voyeur.

BareBack Blowjob, CIM. Before it was a standard in Bernds, but now? .And Luderland?

Thanks for your help.

Neurosynth
08-26-18, 21:32
Hello to you all!

...

But I hesitate: FKK Luderland or FKK Bernds?

....FKK Luderland (Porschestraße 9, 51381 Leverkusen, Germany) is more like other typical RTC clubs, but perhaps a bit nicer. But it's still a step down from Bernd's in that regard. Bernd's is about the same size with the same number of women, but with better food, nicer facilities, and so on. The women at Bernd's are more mixed in terms of nationality, and the women at Luderland are mostly Rumanians or Bulgarians.

What gives FKK Luderland its edge is the availability of AO, including both BBFS and BBBJ. While some AO providers can be found at Bernd's, it's a minority share, and AO providers there are more selective. At Luderland you should ask before going to the room, but a good 80% will have no problem with it. Bernd's is about 60% MILFs, while Luderland trends younger. But Luderland women are varied in terms of quality of experience, whereas Bernd's is known for only employing women who provide a high quality experience.

I go to both. Luderland when I want virtually insured AO with an average looking girl without much of a social atmosphere or food. Bernd's when I want to spend longer time in a sociable setting with OK food and drink, and don't mind using a condom or possibly a MILF who takes care of herself, also keeping in mind that Bernd's service is top-notch and BBBJ is virtually assured.

Sonador
08-27-18, 08:13
Hello Neurosynth,

Thanks for your advices, it confirms what I expected.

FKK Luderland for entrance fee and cheap price, younger women and possibility of AO. But no food and maybe a good sex service but not necessarily memorable.

FKK Bernds for the great service and the warm and friendly atmosphere. But more expensive and women a bit more mature.

Anyway, do you know which girls may provide AO service in Bernds? Last time I came it was in 2014 and they had a great turnover since that time.

The sad thing is that with the law, none of these two clubs may allow a public sex fantasy like they used to. At Bernds it was so greaaaaaat!

ButtLover
08-27-18, 17:49
Hello Neurosynth,

Thanks for your advices, it confirms what I expected.

FKK Luderland for entrance fee and cheap price, younger women and possibility of AO. But no food and maybe a good sex service but not necessarily memorable.

FKK Bernds for the great service and the warm and friendly atmosphere. But more expensive and women a bit more mature.

Anyway, do you know which girls may provide AO service in Bernds? Last time I came it was in 2014 and they had a great turnover since that time.

The sad thing is that with the law, none of these two clubs may allow a public sex fantasy like they used to. At Bernds it was so greaaaaaat!From their website.

You can have Sex wherever you want at Bernd's FKK-Club, except in the sauna. Our bar is perfect for sex games.

BL.

Sonador
08-27-18, 21:20
Good point.

At least, I think I will go back at my favourite kinky house. The Bernds!

Recently, some of you have seen public sex there?

Any advice about ladies who practise AO there?

Thanks friends.

I will tell about my trip at the Hof!

SpermBirds
09-02-18, 17:05
Quite strange: all experienced mongers know how it works in FKK Bernds: apart from 1 or maybe 2 girls, all the other provide AO-service for the obvious Bernds-bonus of 50 E off course. So basically some men (which don't find a lot of pleasure in fucking with condom, or simply can't fuck with condom anymore) pay 70 Euro entry (which is the highest in the area) for lousy installations, limited food, quite dirty circumstances, limited amount of women, and pay 50 Euro pro half-hour + 50 Euro Bernds-bonus probably for women which are not quite attractive in most cases. (let's assume 90% of the costumers). Quite ridiculous and it tells more about the clients anyhow. They are degrading themselves more and more, but don't even understand their pityfull situation. Most of them would not even consider to book the same girls if they would see them in other clubs and circumstances. It is just an overpriced RTC-club bottom line. You can see several of the regulars in clubs like Freude / Luderland / Acapulco Gold and Babylon. If you see which girls they prefer in those clubs (mostly ugly ones with Berndsservice without the "bonus" one can only suspect. Come on, it's obvious.

Sirioja
09-03-18, 09:52
Quite strange: all experienced mongers know how it works in FKK Bernds: apart from 1 or maybe 2 girls, all the other provide AO-service for the obvious Bernds-bonus of 50 E off course. So basically some men (which don't find a lot of pleasure in fucking with condom, or simply can't fuck with condom anymore) pay 70 Euro entry (which is the highest in the area) for lousy installations, limited food, quite dirty circumstances, limited amount of women, and pay 50 Euro pro half-hour + 50 Euro Bernds-bonus probably for women which are not quite attractive in most cases. (let's assume 90% of the costumers). Quite ridiculous and it tells more about the clients anyhow. They are degrading themselves more and more, but don't even understand their pityfull situation. Most of them would not even consider to book the same girls if they would see them in other clubs and circumstances. It is just an overpriced RTC-club bottom line. You can see several of the regulars in clubs like Freude / Luderland / Acapulco Gold and Babylon. If you see which girls they prefer in those clubs (mostly ugly ones with Berndsservice without the "bonus" one can only suspect. Come on, it's obvious.I really thought guys paid the most expensive entry for one of the smallest NRW club, but legendary and free alcohol to party with real beauties, like in Aphrodisia Zurich city, but about 250 € for 30 mn.

I had only 1 room at Aca Gold with real woman Ela. Ro on October 2014 but she didn't stay for long. Look but very difficult for my eyes to find pretty girls at Babylon even discovered Barbie there also on October 2014. Our first room was the best, I even repeated few hours later. At GT, I didn't want she kissed me when she came to say Hello, so smelling like a ashtray. Real friend with Kity ex Angel Bab.

Neurosynth
09-03-18, 23:19
Quite strange: all experienced mongers know how it works in FKK Bernds: apart from 1 or maybe 2 girls, all the other provide AO-service for the obvious Bernds-bonus of 50 E off course. So basically some men (which don't find a lot of pleasure in fucking with condom, or simply can't fuck with condom anymore) pay 70 Euro entry (which is the highest in the area) for lousy installations, limited food, quite dirty circumstances, limited amount of women, and pay 50 Euro pro half-hour + 50 Euro Bernds-bonus probably for women which are not quite attractive in most cases. (let's assume 90% of the costumers). Quite ridiculous and it tells more about the clients anyhow. They are degrading themselves more and more, but don't even understand their pityfull situation. Most of them would not even consider to book the same girls if they would see them in other clubs and circumstances. It is just an overpriced RTC-club bottom line. You can see several of the regulars in clubs like Freude / Luderland / Acapulco Gold and Babylon. If you see which girls they prefer in those clubs (mostly ugly ones with Berndsservice without the "bonus" one can only suspect. Come on, it's obvious.I've not been there for a couple years, but Bernd's has been remarkably consistent over the years, and the above is not what I've experienced and not what is typically reported. It's significantly better than that.

SpermBirds
09-05-18, 14:55
About consistency you are 100% correct Neurosmyth. It has been like that for ages, probably only not AS public as before. With a line-up of 7 to 10 women of which at least 5 are not that attractive you can't expect much else than AO as main attraction / trigger. There a no secrets or miracles. It is like it was and like it always will be, otherwise they could close the joint probably! Nothing wrong with that and some people might like it, not me for that matter by the way. But it's always funny to read the raving reports about some (AO) clubs and those guys just get lost and lost a bit more every single visit. Just until they can't fuck with a supermodel anymore if they would meet them (With protection of course). Degrading stuff if you think about it.

FKKTOUR
09-06-18, 21:58
Monthly Newsletter

Hello dear Schieferhof visitor!

Autumn stops and gives us sunny days with pleasant temperatures-of course there is also a little rain. But Bernd's Saunaclub makes sure that the sun rises! Here are our September events for you:

Friday, September 7th: Discount Day-Save 20 euro at the entrance!

Friday, September 14: Raffle day-Win free admission for Bernds Saunaclub.

Wednesday, September 19: Lingerie Day-Enjoy the sight of attractively dressed ladies.

Friday, September 21: Discount Day-Save 20 euro at the entrance!

Friday, September 28: Raffle day-Win free admission for Bernds Saunaclub.

Do you have questions about the individual events? Then please call us or just come by and let yourself be pampered! In the autumn weather we recommend you a nice sauna with a relaxing massage!

Best regards,

Bernd's Saunaclub.

Location:

Bernd's FKK Saunaclub.

Schieferhof 28.

53773 Hennef (Sieg).

Tel. : +49 2248 1529.

Bernds Website (http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de)

ADDITIONAL FKK CLUB TOUR INFO:

FKK Club Event Calendar (http://fkktour.com/support/events/).

What's an FKK Club (http://fkktour.com/support/what/)Explained.

Trip Planning, things to know before you go (http://fkktour.com/support/plan/).

Read a Testimonial from a Customer's Perspective (http://fkktour.com/support/customers-perspective/).

What do the women look like Check out our actual women photo section (http://fkktour.com/support/women/).

Check out our new Inside the Clubs Videos section (http://fkktour.com/support/clubs/).

FAQ Common FKK Club Tour Questions and Answers (http://fkktour.com/support/faq/).

FKK Club Girl of the Month (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubgirl/).

Check out our Ultimate FKK Club List (http://fkktour.com/fkkclubs/).

The Original FKK Club Tour Website (fkktour.com).

Boomer10
09-22-18, 00:30
I haven't been active on the board for a number of years. Some of the old timers may remember me but they're probably gone as I will be after this post.

A number of years ago, I discovered my ATF and I've visited her every chance I could after that first meeting. I haven't written much about those meetings. Mostly because I find telling tales a skill I lack but also because my time with her belongs to me and I don't want to share that time with anyone.

Tonight was Mara's last night at Bernds. She is beginning an exciting new journey and I am confident she will succeed at this new challenge. I am fortunate that I was able to spend today with her and a number of her friends and wish her all of the happiness she deserves.

Excess
09-22-18, 19:39
Ah Boomer, there have been a few bumping into's over the years. Thank you for the signal that Mara is moving off into new directions. A definite fixture and more importantly the essence of a smiling personality and supreme service levels. Can only wish her bon voyage, good health and an interesting rest of. I was thinking only last week that a trip to the 'Hof was long overdue and that Mara would be the recipient of a rare multi-hour session. You will find a new favorite while Ms. M. will be a life long highlight. Take care Boomer.

And Mara, who often checking into ISG, enjoy fully whatever you do next and in your life.