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Iseeu
05-18-07, 09:52
After my previous afternoon and evening at Selm went back into work mode. Arranged to finish my meetings in DUS by 4 pm. Drove down and checked into the Bonn-Cologne airport hotel and drove over to the Hof.Unusually quiet Monday afternoon and evening. Some old guys, 2 groups of german friends, some Dutch guys who left early and myself.

Some Bernd's stars also missing. Lineup included: Anna, Nansi, Brandi, Celine, Debbie, Inna, Irena, Katja, Kim, Michelle, Monica, Sandi, Svenja, Tanja, Vicky(new, 5th day, Originally Polish,blonde, chunky but not fat, great attitude) and the other large middle age German women whose name I constantly forget. No Mara, Marcella, Princess, Rita, Tatiana in sight.

It was really quiet and laid back most of the time, except for one of the groups of Germans who got rowdy from time to time, throwing things around in the downstairs lounge and roughing it up with Sandi, who was loving every minute of it. Renewed acquaintances with Tanja, who looks great and has a sweet personality, but gives IMO a sub-Bernd's level session, holding something back. Relaxed in the sauna, ate dinner, made some phone calls and was ready for the next session.

Kim is 29 years old blonde German from Koln, who looks great, and is also very intelligent, very nice and speaks a great English, even though she began by hiding that fact and enjoyed herself while i mangled the German language. Great session on the bed downstairs with the viewing glass, ending with COB, and her slurping it up afterwards...Later we lied there and talked for another 20 minutes which is when I discovered her English skills. All this for 50 Euro....

The place really cleared out after 9:30, but I've found that this is the most relaxed, and enjoyable time, since the women are also into this laid back mode. I had planned to do a Katja session, but she just kept disappearing for long stretches of time. Finally, at about 11, I sat down next to Monica upstairs where she was sitting alone with Vicky. I had seen them earlier tag team on an unsuspecting guy, and it looked like they had a good rapport with each other. As I sat down, they exclaimed "Eine Manne!", since things had really slowed down and there were rare sightings of the species.

We got into it on the couch, the three of us. Monica is a star and Vicky, while new, is the perfect new Bernd's girl. I admired her tender areas while she lapped at Monica's breasts and Monica hoovered me on the couch. Ran with towels in hands to the first empty room where we proceeded to go at each other. I DATY'd Vicky while she DATY'd Monica, Monica ate out Vicky till she came, I ate out Monica till she came with Vicky sucking away on her breasts, MOnica rimmed me with Vicky sitting on my face, then Vicky cowgirled me and Monica took her place in my face. Then we went into doggie with me plowing into Vicky while she ate out Monica. Session ended with Monica sittiing on Vicky's face, and me in tight mish in Vicky.

We were all wiped out. The girls really like each other and Monica has taken Vicky under her beautiful wings, helping her out in her first few days at the club. It was a great sweaty, sticky, hot, sensuous session.Vicky is a great addition to the Bernd's lineup as is Kim who's only been there for 6 weeks. On the other hand, it doesn't look like Debbie will stick it out.

There have been some posters who have complained about boredom in ths clubs. I don't know -where I come from, most of the guys would choke in disbelief at the sight of of a room full of nubile naked women ready to have sex at any moment and would never want to leave. As I'm sitting on Bernd's couch with two naked asses and twats a foot away from my face as their owners provide Bernd's class service to other customers, the last term that I would use to describe my mood at that moment is bored. But maybe that's just me....

I'll keep coming back...to be bored.

Euro100
05-18-07, 23:30
There have been some posters who have complained about boredom in ths clubs. I don't know -where I come from, most of the guys would choke in disbelief at the sight of of a room full of nubile naked women ready to have sex at any moment and would never want to leave. As I'm sitting on Bernd's couch with two naked asses and twats a foot away from my face as their owners provide Bernd's class service to other customers, the last term that I would use to describe my mood at that moment is bored. But maybe that's just me....

You can only be bored if you do not talk to people. Hof is such an intimate place that it is very hard to withdraw. Believe me, I know: last time I tried go get a snooze in after an all-night flight, and I just could not do it. There is too much going on, and it's all right there in your face. Great place!

Great post, Iseeu!
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Lllldick
05-27-07, 04:07
It’S really thrilling to wait for the holidays in Germany since I began my mongering trips in the FKKs with the guides of all the seniors 3 years ago. In the past 3 years, I had done my best to arrange my holidays or business trips to Germany just because I am a man with FKK Dependence. For the cerebration of the 3-year anniversary, I arranged journey full of FKK feast.

Day 1: Bernd’s Sauna Club

After repeated visits, Bernd’s became my first choice to start my trip not just because it is the mother of all FKKs but the atmosphere lured my most. Arrived in FRA early in the morning on 30 April, picking up the car rented, and then head for Cologne by noon to enjoy the European atmosphere. After lunch, rushed back to Hennef for just half an hour. After checking in the Hotel Restaurant Reuter, go immediately to Bernd’s. Welcomed by Celine, for sure, naked and stunning and then settled myself done. Everything is so similar to me as if it is one of my residences. Have a cup of coke and sat in the living room. The line-up that day is just acceptable with only 3-4 girls in the living room, but Mara, Princess were all busy. Watch the boring porn and then searched the first pray for my first big load (I became abstinent for 2 weeks for that! ). Monica sat across to me and her smiles became more and more seducing to me. Go there and sat by her, talking about the past and the recent travel. She began to lean on my body, then stroking my chest, abdomen, and then the dick. It had been erected long before her touch because of the additional effects of Cialis. I grabbed her beautiful breasts, implying that I booked her, and then we began DFK, stroking each other, cuddling, and, while she sat upon me, I grabbed both the breasts and sucked her nipple as hard as if she was lactating. She then slipped down between my legs and began the standard service of Bernd’s: BBBJ. Her skills were average to me but all felt so good as the chemistry began to ferment. It was a marvelous quarter as if I were back to the haven in my teenager’s first sexual experience.

Just before I exploded, I stopped her efforts and said that "Let’s go to the room". All room in the first floor and the basement were busy, and then we go to a room near the ladder up-stair. We continued hugging, DFK and then I gave her a period of sensual massage/licking/sucking all-over the body. She spread her leg apart while she moaned, and DATY started spontaneously. She was really in the mood for enjoyment and then we started to 69 position enjoy mutual BBBJ and DATY. Upon her first climax, I immediately began to fill her up in mish. The orgasms persisted as I thrusted her furiously. Screaming and moaning excited me more. I ended up with doggy style before a mirror as I could see my action: grabbing her pendulous breasts and the buttock with the music of moans and flaps as I thrusted form behind. A more than half an hour session but we enjoyed both thoroughly. After shower, I intended to book massage session but the lady had not come yet and there were 3 on the waiting list. I gave up and went into the garden, sat, got fully relax, and took BBQ for supper. The other characteristics that attracted me are the friendliness between the mongers there. A regular custom recommended the local Köln beer (I forgot the exact name) for BBQ, and the taste was excellent. Everything was so intimate as if we knew each other for a long time even German is Greek to me. 3-4 colleagues talked about the girls in Bernd’s and shared our experiences, and we made the same conclusion that Bernd deserved its reputation and the status in the fields of clubs although the line up and the size was not comparable to those big FKKs in other place.

Because exercise immediately after the meals is harmful to health, I decided to go to the basement as an audience. It really deserved staying in the club after months of hard work and saving for the money for mongering. I listened to the chores of mongers and 2-3 girls around the bar with a regular took the lead showing the song admiring some stars (Mara, Babsi, Princess.) in the club with his own speakers and laptops. I just could image the content from the names and laughter because of my poor German. However, the atmosphere is very attractive.

Tired of the smokes and increased audience, I went up-stair to the first floor. To my disappointment, Mara was still busy but 2-3 girls including Monica were there. A good F/M ratio of 1 at that time and one of the couple had begun coach actions. Seeing that, I erected again and then sat next to Bianca. We talked about the scenes of Cologne as she lived there, her feeling about the clubs and her interests. Everything went on its way as we began to explore each other with hands. DFK, BBBJ, sucking and stroking the breasts were my routine coach actions and then we go to the room.

This is the first time I had Bianca after 4 times of visits, and she was so famous because of good services. It is the same true for me even I am an orient. I just lay on the bed, enjoying her delicate BBBJ while I stroking her buttocks, nipples and the breasts. It took a hard job for Bianca because I usually stood long after the first shot. Mish, doggy, lotus position, cowgirl, and reversed cowgirl were tested and we were all drenching wet in sweat. The hard job finished in BBBJ and CIM. Wow, what contentment at the expanse of abstinence in sexuality before this visit!

Bernd’s always closed earlier than other club, besides, long flight made me ‘kaput’, and thus I called it a day and checked out with just 165 Euro for a 6-hour stay in the heaven.

The report on second day was posted at the section of FKK Oase.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Wanking
06-20-07, 15:49
Next Monday 25th June, Routard, Iseeu, and I (maybe Deepvoid aswell) will attend Bernds together. It will be my first time to the "motherclub".

Routard has very kindly offered to pick me up from the airport and chauffeur me for the day, which is very much appreciated. It should be interesting to say the least, and I'm looking very forward to it.

So if anyone wants to join us, feel free....

Now if only I could meet a hottie with as ass like this there:
http://www.megarotic.com/video/?v=XQBPE4KX

Iseeu
06-21-07, 02:40
Now if only I could meet a hottie with as ass like this there:
http://www.megarotic.com/video/?v=XQBPE4KX

You're just gonna love, Princess' glorious chocolate behind :-)

Routard
06-21-07, 20:08
Oh boy! Visiting the wildest FKK in Germany together with Iseeu and Wanking, I' better take some vitamines before... :o

Wanking
06-21-07, 20:22
He he

Ive just purchased a foreskin replacement kit online!!!

Wanking
06-22-07, 16:37
Heard a rumour that Mick Jaggers daughter now works in Bernds!!!

Here she is http://video.megarotic.com/?v=5QHG685H

Mind Snatcher
06-23-07, 15:43
Just a few words about my most recent visit. Phoned Reuters Hotel in advance but they were booked up for a whole three days. Must have been a group booking or retired clergymen’s conference. Never mind, headed for Oase instead and booked the earliest available date at Reuters. Lesson: you can’t just turn up and expect accommodation. But the boss is a bit laid back and doesn’t always take names, so people sometimes show up on spec and pretend to have booked (not recommended). The hotel is amazingly cheap (35 euros) and they give you a packed lunch too. Incidentally, getting there by public transport is simplicity itself. Take a train to Hennef from Bonn or Köln, then get on the 522 bus (leaves every 30 minutes), and 15 minutes later you will be dropped outside Reuters. Total cost was about 4 euros from Bonn. Noted a second hotel in the village, name of Susännchen. Has anyone stayed there?

The line-up was good: Mara is always good value though in much demand, but sessions with Monica can be recommended (mature but competent), as can Denise (newish, very young and fresh) and Jamila (very attractive though tends to rush – but if you are feeling exhausted you must try her bbbj, boy she knows how to make the impossible happen). The only downside is that the building is cramped, there’s too much smoking, and the garden is hemmed in and you have to be quiet so as not to disturb the neighbours. Got told off for taking cold beer (Kölsch) into the sauna. Remember that you are in a small and conservative country village, which is the main reason why Bernd’s closes early and remains shut at weekends and German public holidays.

Willem2
06-23-07, 18:06
. Noted a second hotel in the village, name of Susännchen. Has anyone stayed there?

I think it is Hotel Haus Sonnenschein : http://www.hotel-haus-sonnenschein.de/html/home/main-bild-sonnenschein-01.html

http://www.hotel-hotels-hotelfuehrer.de/hennef/hotel-haus-sonnenschein.html

I have seen the place but I never stayed there.

Routard
06-28-07, 00:29
We came from different directions, but we managed to meet us all three in the morning at Dusseldorf airport. We took a coffee together and learned to know us better. I had met Iseeu already a couple of times, but it’s always funny to discover the characters behind the ISG member’s names. Iseeu, Wanking and Routard, from different origins and background , meeting together for the first time that morning but it was as if we knew each other for years. No wonder, we share together our best kept secrets that even our close family are not aware of!

Bern’s was not opened yet, so I went with Wanking to book his room in Selm before. When we arrived at Bernd’s, Iseeu had already had his first session with Rita. It was slow as usual on a Monday afternoon, not all girls were arrived and only a few guests. I decided to go for a first session too and went with Ukrainian Tania. She is together with Rita the best looking girl of Bernd’s. But this session was…how would I say, as a first session. You all know what I mean, I didn’t take the time to try to build up anything, I just fucked and she just did her job. I know you guys love to make detailed reviews about girls to rate their performance. Well, I don’t give a damn shit about what other may tell how good or how bad a girl is. Sex is with two, (or more) partners and when a session is not good, I blame myself as much as I blame her. Yes, at the end of the session, I was the one who apologized!

Meanwhile, the number of girls was growing. I spotted Princess. She was already busy with a customer, so we communicated briefly in French, I told her Iseeu was there also but she informed me that Mara was on holydays. I was very disappointed, I had dreamt of her the night before and was looking forward to see her again.

Iseeu had taken an appointment with Sandra for a massage and Wanking had already had his first session too with Russian Katia. I was looking for my next choice, there were about 15 girls available. Hungarian Monica remembered me from last time even if we had never sessioned before. She is dark haired, easy to recognize with her Cindy Crawford look-a-like mile on the upper lip. She was on my list of to do girls as she always smiles, same as Marcella, so I decided make a try. I knew she had also good reviews, maybe I was wrong not to trust them. I have indeed to admit that she delivers good service, but that was it. Even if she was very friendly, for some reason I can’t say there was mutual chemistry. After the sex we stayed in the room discussing for a while. I was surprised to hear she was already 34. Nice girl.

Iseeu was back in the basement from his massage. The masseuse had given him a BBBJ without completion, he was horny and ready for his next session. We spotted Lisa and Jamilla, two young girls at the bar and had the same idea, doing our foursome with these two. I tried to delay as I had not left enough time between the sessions, but Iseeu was already doing is routine approach. Not easy to synchronise our biological sex cycles. When I arrived at the bar, he was already committed with Lisa. I approached Jamilla, offering her to go for a foursome and I received a strange answer. She apologised as her pussy was out of order but offered to go for a session with only BBBJ and no sex. I told her that I would rather have preferred the opposite and declined. Iseeu showed me Brandy, but I didn’t feel myself fit enough to go for a foursome with Brandy. I declined the foursome and preferred instead to make some savings on my sperm account. I didn’t want to be bankrupted before the end of the night!

Wanking went with Monica and I stayed alone in the sofa in the basement, with Katia giving a BBBJ to my neighbour, her foot on my dick and her pussy flashing me, a typical Bernd’s atmosphere. I was still not in the mood, strongly missing Mara. I realized that apart from Mara I had never had any good experiences in Bernd’s. I agree with the general idea, it’s an excellent club with a unique erotic atmosphere and great performing girls. But I’m looking for real mutual emotions and these girls simply seem to be too good in their job. They are excellent providers but won’t let themselves being trapped by their emotions. I know it’s not part of their contract and can’t blame their for that, but I guess I have been spoiled with my previous experiences. I tried to convince myself to forget about that and simply trying to get great sex and nothing but sex.

Wanking had finished his session too and we went to dinner together. Wanking also seemed to have trouble getting in the mood of this club. We joined later Iseeu in the main upstairs room. Iseeu on the contrary was doing great in his home club after three sessions. He was discussing with an older German guest, comparing notes about other clubs. Svenja was sitting next to us, trying to follow the English conversation. We had fun together and we were getting in the atmosphere. Wanking had indeed been slow until now, but when a legend turns on, nothing can stop him. Dear readers, for your own safety, fasten your seat belts and expect a bumpy ride! For his Hof's cherry, Wanking picked up Vicky, a Blonde D cupped girl, big boobs, big bum, big everything. She might be an experienced Bernd’s girl, but she was far from expecting such a treatment on the coach. Iseeu and I giggled, Svenja near me was watching, her eyes and mouth wide open while Wanking was performing a WKS on his victim. Iseeu smiled and said to me: “We have something to write about!”. Svenja watched at me, her eyes asking me if this was my friend. Hey, don’t watch at me like that, I have just met him today! Yes, we have also to inform Jackson to add it on ISG’s abbreviations, WKS for Wan King Special. When he realized that all the club was watching his performance, he ended the show and preferred to continue in the privacy of the room. Legends can’t give all their tricks and secrets.

Svenja was still in state of choc and came closer to me. From the mirror in front of us I realized she was pretty good looking. she has long dark hairs and a beautiful mysterious face. I told her she made me remember an old girlfriend of me. She came into my arms and we discussed for a while. She is just 24 with Italian origin and comes from Bonn. I don’t remember who initiated kissing, but we soon were passionately kissing, forgetting about the Bernd’s ritual of BBBJ on the sofa before leaving to the room. This time I had an excellent session, but I still was missing true mutual emotions. I had to accept it, I won’t get it this time.

I went back to the living room downstairs and atmosphere was great. Iseeu was initiating a public session with Mahe on the stage of the kino. Wanking wanted to fully enjoy the show and installed himself on the sofa in front of the bed. I decided to do the same and soon there was a small audience watching. Iseeu at his best, this was not to be missed! Here I was, Routard, sitting on the coach as a retard, with a wanking Wanking next to me, watching Iseeu (to be pronounced “I see you” for those who are slow in understanding jokes). Svenja joined the audience too and came in my arms. I was surprised, what about that stupid rule forbidding girls to approach in Bernd’s? Does it maybe not apply to the sessioned girls? Anyway, I was glad she did. No doubt, she was not interested in the show, she simply wanted to be with me. She was so far the best session, she was maybe the best bet for my last one, you know, the one you leave for your favorite. I whispered into her ears to remember me before closing time.

After the great show, we went upstairs again. I heard two guys at the bar speaking Dutch and I guessed they could be the two members from www.ijsberenforum.com that had announced their visit. I introduced myself and indeed, they were Liefhebber and Hotshot from the Dutch forum. I introduced them to Iseeu and Wanking and noticed another familiar face, Ackbee from the French www.youppie.net forum. Marcella tried to follow the conversations, switching from one language to another. Brandy felt bored as no one took care of her, so she decided to initiate lesbo coach action with her friend Michelle. Bernd's unique atmosphere.

We had a great social time all together, but time was running and it was nearly closing time. When I saw Princess coming closer to Iseeu, I understood it was time for the last session. I gave a sign to Svenja, and she came close to me too. I had promised a gift for Iseeu and Princess. Princess asked me “J’espère que ce n’est pas quelque chose de pervert? », but when she discovered it, she was grateful. Our biological sex rhythm was synchronized this time, but the last session was not intended for a foursome, so we went each with our favorite for our last hour.

Once in the room, we tried to forget we were in a brothel. I stood behind her took her in my arms. She turned herself in front of me and we kissed passionately. We laid down on the bed and continued kissing. He kissed all my body till she arrived at my dick. She started a BBBJ and turned herself flashing her pussy. I’m not very into DATY, but her pussy was clearly begging for it. I carefully started to taste and it was indeed a clean pussy with still a soap taste. I gently kissed her intimated lips with my lips, my tongue stimulating her pussy. I soon found the right way as the taste of her pussy was changing. I tasted more and more her salty and acid pussy juice and her lips were opening more and more. An open vagina was soon begging to be penetrated. I noticed her lub tube on the bed, I hate to see this, but fortunately she didn’t use it. When I started to penetrate her, she was indeed narrow but she knew from the previous session that I was very careful. I slowly entered, but she was already wet enough to be penetrated completely. She seemed not to have enough of it and took a funny position on her back, her head leaned backwards, her legs widely spread, her knees close to her elbows. She wanted to feel me as deep as possible and enjoyed. Yes, there was mutual pleasure, but not the mutual emotions I was looking for. She seemed to feel sorry about it, as she had warned me before the session she had a boyfriend, the kind of things hookers rarely mention. She seemed to like me but tried to be honest with her commitment towards her boyfriend. Thus, she was not ready to give me her soul, I can’t blame her for that of course. But she seemed to feel guilty for that and gave me instead all the tenderness she could give. We spent a full hour together and I ended in a strong orgasm, my dick inside her, my body resting on her body. My eyes were closing, I nearly felt asleep. She was worried for me as she knew I had a long drive to do. I told her I wouldn’t care to die, having her as my last memory. She was surprised, but it was true.

God, what do I love women! I wish only one thing for my death, that I will still have the smell of a woman’s perfume, the taste of her lips and her smiling eye’s in my mind when leaving forever this world.

I took my last shower, Wanking was already dressed, waiting for me. The good thing with Bernd's is that there are never bad surprises with the final bill. Apart from the first session, all sessions had exceeded half an hour, the last one being close to an hour, but I just paid 200€ for 4 sessions. Svenja stayed with me till we left all three and gave me a last farewell kiss at the door. Outside on the parking lot, we said good by to Iseeu and Wanking and I left to drop him at his hotel. It was great meeting you guys, sorry if I made some mistakes during my report as I'm not fully sure it all happened in that order, but who cares?

Wanking
06-28-07, 01:05
Svenja near me was watching, her eyes and mouth wide open while Wanking was performing a WKS on his victim. Iseeu smiled and said to me: “We have something to write about!”. Svenja watched at me, her eyes asking me if this was my friend. Hey, don’t watch at me like that, I have just met him today! Yes, we have also to inform Jackson to add it on ISG’s abbreviations, WKS for Wan King Special. When he realized that all the club was watching his performance, he ended the show and preferred to continue in the privacy of the room. Legends can’t give all their tricks and secrets.

Routard you are too gracious…All I did was bury tongue in her anus in front of everyone. In fact there was even a smell of shit off it, but with one good lick of the Wan King tongue that disappeared. Great session, great girl. Full report on all this later.

But before I go any further, I want to say a really BIG thanks to Routard for going way beyond the call of duty in chauffeuring me half way around Germany for the day.
I mean it Routard and its really appreciated. How I will ever repay you I don’t know. I guess when I go for my sex change, I can really repay you then :D

Also It was great to meet Iseeu, really a top man. He might not reflect it on the board, but his knowledge of clubs is truly amazing, I don’t there is a club worldwide he hasn’t visited. I felt like the apprentice in his presence. Also If he ever desires a change in career, he could do very well in the Porn business. This dude ain’t shy.
Again much more on all this later.

So Im just in the door, from my 3 day whirlwind adventure. Tired but sexually content, for the next day or 2 anyway. Loads to report on, including a lot of news on PT Selm, had an awesome day there. It is still my favourite sex club!!!!

Also adventures in the Dortmund sex kinos, and an invitation to a Swingers Party from a Kinky old couple I met in a naturist Sauna.

All in the next few days!!!

Cunning 1
06-28-07, 01:34
Routard,

A top quality report and well thought out re the emotional side of Bernds. Good for a shag, but your not going home together.

Look forward to Wan King's follow up.

Thanks for sharing.

C1

Toscana
06-28-07, 08:15
Your choice of Svenja was a very good one.

Interesting take on Monica:

I have indeed to admit that she delivers good service, but that was it. Even if she was very friendly, for some reason I can’t say there was mutual chemistry. After the sex we stayed in the room discussing for a while. Nice girl.
She has so many fans, but this was exactly as I experienced her too. Underwhelming in the Bernd's context.

Thanks for the great report.

Routard
06-28-07, 10:34
I mean it Routard and its really appreciated. How I will ever repay you I don’t know. I guess when I go for my sex change, I can really repay you then

As long as you don't lick my ass, it's OK! :D
Looking forward your reports.

Iseeu
06-28-07, 11:00
As long as you don't lick my ass, it's OK! :D
Looking forward your reports.
I will now have to spend the rest of my life getting this image out of my mind :-) Thanks,alot.

Iseeu
06-28-07, 11:02
had a great time, but no time since to report as i'm still traversing central europe on business. hope to find time on the long flight back to the sex penitientiary (wk- there is only one that can really claim that title!) as i have 2 other reports to file, from 2 clubs that have had little coverage here.

routard as ever was his gentlemanly debonair self, and he really went out of his way, driving wk from dus to selm to bernd's back to selm and all of this after he had already driven imself 300 km and before he had to drive himself back another 300 km. a great friend and companion, so smoothhhhhhhhhh.

great putting a face (and body, heh, heh, heh) to wanking, the wanking king. it was his initiative for this little foray and i really appreciate the invite, all though it did necessitate making major changes to my schedule and some raised eyebrows from my conscientious pa. great bud to have a beer with and a venerable encyclopedia on classic porn.

and that scene on the upstairs couch is an isg classic moment, where after eyeing vicky, the well porportioned blonde, for about an hour, he approached her from across the room, without so much as an hello, motioned to her to raise her legs, and just dove into her muff. it's too bad wk that you couldn't see the look on vicky's face as this bear ate away, raising her up so she almost stood on the couch, her shocked (where did this guy come from?) but visibly flushed face with the entire room having a good smile. it seems to me wk, that you did get into the bernd's mood.

it was a slow monday, only 15 women, and not too many guys. both wk and i arrived at dus airport on separate fligts but 5 minutes apart, and found routard waiting for us. we had a coffee, and while r drove wk to his selm hotel, i drove down to bonn to check into my hotel and get some work done, so i could justify spending the rest of day, errr, getting my rocks off. got to bernd's about 1:30 p.m., and took rita for #1. not a great session as we don't really click, but i love her eyes, and had to empty some built up energy after the long flight over the pond. i find her to be the most passive of the bernd's women, and one of the things that i like in bernd's is that they're usually very open and carefree.

while i'm showering off, r and wk make their entrance so already our biological sex clocks were off. i know that one of the reasons that r asked me to join them today is that he harbors a secret desire to get me into bed....alongside him that is, not together him and me, well you know what i mean...went with r downstairs for some drinks and waited on wk to join us.

gave him the lay of the land. in attendance; brandy,jamilla, katja, mahi (new/old bernd's girl- more on her later) marcella, michelle, monica, princess, rita, sabrina, sandi, svenja, tanja, vicky + sandra and later gabi the masseuses. knowing wk's predilection for a well-porportioned but tasty bum, we tried to find good candidates and came up with katja, monica, princess, sandi, tanja and vicky. if i am not mistaken he personally auditioned most of the ones on this list.

made an appointment for a massage- 1 hour waiting time, but sandra gives one of the only real erotic massages in fkk world and for 25 euro it's worth waiting for. in any case, i needed to rejuvenate my fluids for sandra, who last time humped me on the massage table. we're sitting around and talking. tanja comes up to me and asks if i will have time for her today as she remembers our last time- sorry, maybe, no commitments. sandra comes and calls me for the massage and we walk upstairs talking. all of a sudden i hear my name screamed from the girl's dressing room. princess heard my voice and came running to me, smiling face and bobbing boobs showing that she's happy to see me. she knew that i would be there that day, but we hadn't seen each other in almost 2 months due to her vacation. we've become friends over the past year, renewing our friendship once a month and maintaining it in between visits. the truth is that i had missed her.

back to the massage. i get on the table, face down, and hear sandra getting the lotion, etc. ready. i look up and she's nude and i'm staring right at her pubic hair. i give it a kiss, she pushes my head back down, and begins the massage, as always showing particular attention to the prostrate, and perineum, and me showing particular attention to her pert breasts and lovely muschi whenever they're in reach. flips me over, does chest and legs, begins wildly kissing me, begins sucking on my balls, mouths my perineum, tongues jr., and then stops! tells me that she can't do the rest for the next few days. huh? whaddafuck? if she’s having her monthlies, i understand, but what about a blausen? i'm full mast and rearing to go, and remember i saved fluids for this, and she tells me that the massage is over. it was a great massage- no complaints, but now i have a serious case of blue balls awaiting me.

stumble downstairs, with peaked towel, get a drink, make an appointment with princess for the finale, and then go looking downstairs for a likely therapist to relieve me of my pain. find r and wk downstairs. i tell r my need and tell him that sandi looks like a good solution. he sees jamilla next to her and suggests that we go for it together. i agree, and then he disappears for a few minutes. i couldn’t wait any longer, so i approached sandi, and began the bernd’s pre-session ritual (yes, wk, some of us actually talk to the girls first :-0). r returns and asks jamilla if she would join our 4some, and she says she’s sorry but her muschi is out of commission but she’ll give him bbbj. r declines and we try to find another candidate. knowing his preference for a skinny body, i suggest brandi, but r’s scared by her wild reputation. i urge him to make a decision as i’m holding a loaded gun, and the trigger has already been pulled. he can’t, so lisa and i find the closest available room. i’ve always liked her- she’s a nice girl with a wild streak, good sense of humor, and sweet personality. it was an ok session, not spectacular, but then i’d already had a half hour of foreplay with lisa and i wasn’t looking for a long drawn out session.

more, later...

Jackyo
06-28-07, 11:23
Your choice of Svenja was a very good one.
Wish I was there to participate. Sigh.

I am a big Svenja fan too, by the way.

Excess
06-28-07, 11:47
.. who is waiting with baited breath to read if Wan King had a session with Brandy? Call it Bernd's Fight Night: Clash of the WKS Titans. Possibly the only candidate who can top Wan King in the arse licking championship, or at least come second, by ehhhm, a nose.

I have the music system programmed and ready to be cranked up with a loop to read the report with including: Top Gun, Do it to Me One more Time, and Love Hurts.

I see that Routard bailed out from a session with Miss B. - probably wise in his condition, can only hope that the foundations of Bernd's rocked with a meeting of minds and bodies of Brandy and Wan King. Worth the Euro 70 entrance fee alone. If you didn't do Brandy, Wan King, next time as she is right up your ehhmm alley. LOL

The girl put on a teriffic display one afternoon with a monger on the couch in the glass room. He had her doubled over on his lap ass up while licking her ass while she was rimmming him while upside down. "It takes two to tango".

Wanking
06-28-07, 12:41
I will now have to spend the rest of my life getting this image out of my mind :-) Thanks,alot.

HA HA HA :D
Dude I already have an image that I will never be able to get out of my mind, no matter how hard I try, and that is of your asshole and balls while you were on your knees licking out that lady during your live sex show. Your ass was about a meter from my eyes. Sorry but NO I wasnt tempted to bury my face in it even though it did look very clean!!! Only problem was that it was male, very male infact....

Euro100
06-28-07, 13:20
... and do the reporting ;). I just put Routard (as I do with most of his longer reports) and Iseeu into the RoD. I am saving space for Iseeu's continuation, which will come soon, I am sure, and also for your part of the trifuckta. But I can only edit my RoD report for the next 24 hours.

God, I really wish I could have been there! And to think that I only missed you guys by a week! 'cause next week that time I will hit 'Hof and (for the first time) Goldentime.

Viscount
06-28-07, 14:10
... and do the reporting ;). I just put Routard (as I do with most of his longer reports) and Iseeu into the RoD. I am saving space for Iseeu's continuation, which will come soon, I am sure, and also for your part of the trifuckta. But I can only edit my RoD report for the next 24 hours.

God, I really wish I could have been there! And to think that I only missed you guys by a week! 'cause next week that time I will hit 'Hof and (for the first time) Goldentime.I visited the hof, for the 3rd time two weeks ago, I was not sure about this club the first time I visited last November, but now I think it is superb, I sessioned with the very beautifully Monica, and the magnificent princess, all I can say is wow. I will be back next month for more, bring it on and enjoy yourselfs. Viscount.

Btw I don't consider myself royality (the name viscount, that is)its just the first aircraft I ever flew.

Wanking
06-28-07, 16:23
Starring:
Iseeu as The Porn Star
Routard as The Cool Handsome Stud
WanKing as The Anus Licker
And the Girls as Themselves

Directed by Steven Spielcock

So once again a great thanks to Routard for driving me around, mucho appreciated.

My flight arrived in early which was rare, and once in the arrivals area I immediately went looking for the tall handsome one, known on the board here as Routard. I walked up and down and then saw a guy that fit the description run past me like he was desperately searching for someone. I followed him and then tapped him on the shoulder, and it was a great relief to have located each other. We then hooked up with Iseeu, had a coffee, and then hit the road.

I really enjoyed the time in the car with Routard. Gawd damn those autobahns are just the business as we hit close to 200 kph in places, and it was a great treat for me, as I usually travel by train in Germany. We compared out war stories, talked in detail about the clubs, discussed the various forums and members we had met up with in the past etc.

We finally arrived at the club at 2pm, and I’m not going to go into minute detail here as both Iseeu and Routard have done that in their great respective reports. I’ll give you my highlights and lowlights. Bernds is an awesome club but my day didn’t start great but it certainly improved as the day went on.

When I arrived at the club I was tired having got no sleep the night before, I was also a little stressed due to business issues at home, and as delighted as I was meeting the guys for the first time, I did feel a little like I had to prove myself in front of those two great studs. Bottom line I wasn’t relaxed but did start to relax after a few hours. Another thing that niggled me all day was being conscious of time in the room. With my money being tight, I didn’t want to go over the ½ hour in any of the sessions, and be caught for €100 instead of €50. For this reason I much prefer the partytreff scene these days, pay your €100 and your done. Also I find ½ hour isn’t enough for me, I prefer nearer an hour. I like to take it slow, lick her pussy/ass for a while, then a long blow followed by a slow fuck, and not to be watching the fucking clock. In PT Selm for instance it’s possible to have such nice long sessions with most of the girls in my experience.

After showering I went for a look around and I was disappointed initially by the line-up. Nearly all the women were brunettes, and many looked very like each other, sort of like clones. The guys pointed out the various famous “stars” of the place, like Brandy and Katia. Brandy I though was physically gross, too skinny and crazy looking, and as Routard later pointed out she didn’t appear to do a session all day.
Katia is indeed my type but I wished I had waited a little longer to go with her. When we got to the room I couldn’t get hard for the first ten minutes. Then I was conscious of the time, but once we got into a 69 position it all worked out well. She has a lovely big round ass, and bit tits and I delighted in licking it, also her blow is one of the best I have ever encountered. Sensing I was near ready to cum after about 15 mins of 69, she finished me with a mighty hand job. All done in about 25 minutes. Great girl, great ass. Only after I finished with Katia, I noticed Viki, the curvy Polish Blonde and to be honest she was the only girl there that I was really horny for there, but she was busy so I had to wait a good few hours to get her, but when I did it was worth it.

Next Tanja, a smallish Ukrainian brunette. She has a dark complexion and a beautiful and slim body. Lovely little perky small tits too. She was one that sort of grew on me as the day went on. Licked her pussy, and also got a blow on the couch, then off to the room, but in the room she was too restrictive. When fucking her she kept holding my cock back with her hand, you would swear it was 10 inches long the way she was going on. Really just an Ok session 5/10. But after that I started to relax and my day improved.

Spent a while upstairs hanging with the guys, the two Dutch guys that Routard mentioned were there, and a French guy from yuppie forum. So we spent a while comparing chatting about the hobby, then Viky arrived and plonked herself down on the couch. I was getting really hot for this girl, really wanted her, but I wanted to slowly tease myself and just lech at her for a while. After a while I sat opposite her, and she teased me flashing her gorgeous shaved **** every now and again. I was getting very horny taking it all in, her blonde hair, pretty face, big tits, fleshy thighs…. Then I walked over to her, fell to my knees opened her legs and buried my face in her pussy. It got wet almost immediately. I moved up and sucked each breast, then turned her around and pressed my face into her ass. There was a smell of shit off her hole, which even turned me on more (I am sick I know it :D). I gave a long lick up and down, and that smell disappeared. This was it, this was heaven. I had travelled far, and now here was my prize. 5 foot 6 inches of blonde beauty. Time to fuck her.

But I couldn’t fuck her right there, cos I could only manage a semi in front of the guys. Unfortunately I am no porn star like Iseeu, and while I can certainly have sex in a group environment where everyone else is partaking, I cant in front of an audience.
In places like Selm or Dorsten I usually have no problem unless a group of guys gather around to watch, but if its just couples fucking on the bed, then all is fine.

So Viki and I went to the room, and I licked, sucked and fucked her hard. Best session of the day but as usual I was conscious of the time, and wanted to finish in the ½ hour. We actually ran to about 40 minutes in the room, but she assured me it would only be 50 euro, so that ok. So my total time with her was about 50 minutes including the action on the couch. The girls really don’t seem to be clock-watchers there, but didn’t Jackyo or Breadman report on being charged an extra €50 for going 5 minutes over with some girl at Bernds????????


When I returned downstairs Iseeu was busy on the couch with Mahe. He then went into the room with the big glass window, and beckoned us in. What a show they put on. No limp cock here, the Porn star was at his best, cock nearly ready to burst it was so hard. They played for a long time, must have been near an hour before the Porn star shot a big load that would have doused a fire. While they were at it, the cool handsome stud Routard joined me watching the show with Svenja. I reached over Routard to rub Svenja’s Leg and Routard says “Easy Wan King you are close to my dick, make sure not to grab it instead”. Iseeu got great value there, cos he was easily over an hour with that girl, and she only charged him €50. Also Routard had 2 very long sessions with Svenja, one of which went on for around an hour and he only paid €50 for each of those.

My last session was with Monica, good session but I felt she was rushing a little.

Conclusion:
Bernds is an awesome club but not for those on a budget, the way the women sit around touching each other and showing their open cunts is fantastic. As Iseeu says “They don’t hold back, the girls really kiss deep like they don’t in Oase or World”. Many of them are true Nymphs, who really love sex. It’s a great place for voyeurs too, as there is loads of couch action. When a girl gives a blowjob on the couch, she often gets up on all fours and shows her ass and **** to the rest of the club, or if you are sitting nearby she nearly shoves it in your face. On a couple of occasions there, I was very tempted to bury my face in the ass of a girl sitting beside me who was blowing another guy, maybe I should have. Wonder would she try to charge me as well as the guy she was blowing??

In order to have the maximum experience in Bernds, don’t be too concerned about money. Put aside at least €500 and be prepared to blow it and not worry about it. Unfortunately this isn’t possible for me at the moment, so I stick with the excellent value Partytreffs. Speaking of which it is time to write my PT Selm report…

I also should mention that Bernds is a real regulars club, and Routard agreed with this, that as the girls get to know you more you will get better service.

The adventure continues,
Wan King.


This is from day 3 of my recent trip (still need to finish day 2)

Encounter with a swinging couple in a naturist sauna in Dortmund
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=614590&postcount=13

Dortmund Sex Kino sex
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=614603&postcount=14

Euro100
06-28-07, 23:14
Well, it was worth the wait: Wan King came through, both on the mat at the 'Hof, and on the keyboard as well. This type of literary collaboration between three of the all-time greats on this board is exemplary. I know Iseeu from our fuckfest at FKKW a couple of years back, and I have had many interactions and PM exchanges with Routard. This must have been a great day of mongering. My compliments to all of you for your diligent reporting.

... and, of course, we are all still waiting for part 2 from Iseeu ...

Iseeu
06-29-07, 04:11
After my session with XXXXX I needed some relaxation time. Routard introduced us to the 2 ISJBear guys and Youppie guy. While R & WK were off on their respective sessions, I spent alot of time upstairs with the ISJBear guys comparing notes. Like me, they make a monthly pilgrimage to Bernd's which one of them called the "mecca of sex". While we were shooting the breeze, Katja came over to one of them and whispered something in his ear. It turns out that Katja is, in addition to her other well-documented talents, an amateur chef and had cooked some Thai food. (looks like that, blows like that and she can cook- sound like someone to take home to Mama). She brought some over to him, while I salivated at the sight of gloriously endowed Katja serving him a heaping plate of food, which he claimed was very good. Where else would a guy get service like that?

On my visits to Bernd's I make it a habit to do "someting old, something new, and something tried and true. I had already been with Rita and XXXXXX, who qualified as "old" and had a finale session lined up with Princess, the tried and true, and needed to look for someone new. I noticed a tall, long legs, slender, exotic looking, beautifully proportioned woman standing at the bar, whom I had never seen before. She was enticingly beautiful with a smoldering passion in her eyes. Neither of the Dutch guys had ever seen her before, so I was entering uncharted territory, and until a woman has built up some "Bernd's time" under her belt it's hard to know if she has that Bernd's guaranteed quality of service. But from the easy way she stood at the bar, ass proudly stuck out, she didn't look like a newbie, so I went for it, with the Dutch guys' urging to take one for the team and adamant request to report back.

Her name is Mahi. Half Korean, 25% Polish, 25% German. What a lady. Looks like she’s 29 but she’s 39, worked in Bernd’s 8 years ago and came back 1 week ago. Definitely not a newbie. In between she sold insurance. I looked in her eyes and was sold. We went downstairs to sit together. She speaks a wonderful English. I asked her if she had noticed any changes from 8 years ago, and she said that 8 years ago, there were no English speaking guys coming to Bernd’s, but that in the week since she came back, she had seen more English speaking guys than in all her previous years, which she thinks is because of the internet. (jackyo, pls note- it’s all our fault.)

We began the pre-session ritual. Deep passionate kissing, great BJ, wonderfully responsive skin, neck and breasts. I reached behind her and played with her anus. Se thrust her behind onto my finger. I saw WK watching us, but the couch was getting too small, so I suggested that we move to the kino bed, knowing that there, WK could continue to watch. As we stood up, and went into the room , I motioned for him to come closer. We didn’t expect a crowd to gather on the small couch, but neither of us had a problem with it and enjoyed the scene. It was a real turn on knowing that WK and R were there, but even more of a kick seeing Svenja watching us too.

She was very passionate. After some preliminary kissing, I asked her if she had come today? She said no, not in 3 days. I moved down, worked her anus, area between anus and muschi and outer lips, moved up and began DATY. She raised her body into the air and kept her bottom raised, pussy in the air, moving with me thrusting her nexus into my face. I worked 3 fingers into her pussy, found her G-Spot, and began thrusting to accompany the DATY. Se came twice in deep shakes and shudders and coated my face and fingers in her juices. I held her to let her come down from her peak and brought my fingers and mouth to her so that she could taste her own juices. From time to time we looked up, to see our audience at rapt attention, and also heard their commenting on the action. R & Svenja were caressing each other, WK, was well, caressing himself :-)

We moved against each other. She turned to BJ, but I turned her around so that her ass was on my mouth and slowly licked from anus to clit, anus to clit while she ate my balls. She turned to rub her breasts against me and go down on me. We were clinging to each other, rubbing the full length of our bodies one against the other. I was ready to burst, and motioned to er to put my c*ck between her breasts. She said “sorry, they’re not big enough”, and I said “no, they’re perfect”. We rubbed against each other some more and I burst, pouring out copious amounts of come, rubbing against her body and breasts. It was one of the most memorable sessions I’ve ever had.

The crowd dispersed. No one left a donation for the performers, not even a round of applause. We laid there for another half an hour talking. She is super-intelligent, raises dogs for a hobby/living, and a great person to talk to. Very opinionated and perceptive. She critiqued my life and was right about everything that she said. I love smart women who speak their minds. And she sensed it. She looked at me and said, “you know that I have never had such a session before, not now, nor in all my years here”. I said “you probably say that to all of the men”. She said, “actually, no never before.” I thanked her, she said no, thank you.. …I went to take a shower and make a work- related phone call to the US, and when I came to the upstairs lounge, R tells me that Mahi was looking all over for me. About 10 minutes later she plops down on my lap, plants a big kiss on my lips and says, “Where were you, I wanted to sit with you.” Then tells me again, that she really liked our time together and wants to be together the next time I’m in the club. I don’t usually write a play by play, but the time with Mahi, was just so sensual and special, and that live sex show scene so unique, that it deserves the detailed account from the performers' perspective. I'll leave it to the audience members to describe it from theirs. As R said, "something else to write about."

True to my word, I gave a thumbs up to the Dutch guys, one of whom had XXXXXX splayed over his lap. I joined Wk and R+Svenja on the upstairs couch and spoke with an older German guy who takes the train up from Munich once a month for a monthly pilgrimage at Bernd’s. (Do you notice that there’s a trend here?). It was getting late. WK went off with Monica – I knew that he wouldn’t be able to resist that undulating butt. R and Svenja were getting more and more into each other. Princess came over for our date. R rushed away and came back with our gift- 2 small bottles of a special liquer for Princess and I to share. It was totally unexpected and such a nice gesture. What a gentleman.

My session with Princess was, as always, sensuous beyond description. We know each other’s rhythms by now and it all flows so naturally. We went to our favorite room, the one near the shower with the big bed, couch and mirror. We kiss, we cuddle, we giggle, we whisper sweet nothings. Closest thing to real GFE that I've ever had. She came 3 times, I came twice. Once, almost sans gummi. We both wanted to, but stopped ourselves before it was too late. The final time for both of us, was with her beautiful butt in the air, me half standing, half crouching behind her, facing the mirror so we both could see the slow action. Wow. When we were done, she took one of the Routard-supplied bottles, poured it all over my body, licked it up and sucked me dry using my cum as a chaser. Wow.

I wobbled out of the room and into the shower. Everyone else but R & WK who were waiting for me had gone. Dressed quickly and went to pay and then got another surprise. I had done 2 normal sessions, 2 long sessions of more than an hour and one massage. The bill should have been at least 325 Euro, but they charged me 275. Someone undercharged me.

I don’t know how an experience at a club can be better than this. Good friends to talk to and share in the fun, great women who know what they’re doing to have sex with, the VIP treatment that we receive there, the whole out there in your face vibe of Bernd’s. Yes, I’ve become jaded and spoiled. When I have sex in my normal life and when I go to any other club, I end up comparing them to the ultimate yardstick, and very few can favorably compare. It’s not fair, I know. Bernd’s is a surreal world, not life, and we can’t expect the real world to be like this. Then again, why not?

Time to go back to work, the real world calls. Said my goodbyes at our cars to my 2 good buddies. We laughingly said that maybe we should deny to the ISG board that anything ever happened. Mes Amis, Wk and R, bon voyage, thank you for a great day.

Iseeu
06-29-07, 04:47
Starring:
Iseeu as The Porn Star
Routard as The Cool Handsome Stud
WanKing as The Anus Licker
And the Girls as Themselves

Directed by Steven Spielcock
Thanks for the credits. Do you think Ron J. has anything to worry about?


I immediately went looking for the tall handsome one, known on the board here as Routard.
You mean the suave, debonair, conqueror of women's hearts and souls, and tall and handsome to boot. Too bad, he's already taken ;-)


I did feel a little like I had to prove myself in front of those two great studs.
Wow- thanks again. I have never been called a great stud, but will print new business cards soon. WK, you didn't;t need to prove anything to us. We love you just the way you are. (sung to Billy Joel)


Katia is indeed my type but I wished I had waited a little longer to go with her. When we got to the room I couldn’t get hard for the first ten minutes. Then I was conscious of the time, but once we got into a 69 position it all worked out well. She has a lovely big round ass, and bit tits and I delighted in licking it, also her blow is one of the best I have ever encountered.
That's why she's consistently number 1 or 2 in the BJ rankings, and has been for years. BTW, if I recall Tanja beat her out for number 1 last year.


..then Viky arrived and plonked herself down on the couch. I was getting really hot for this girl, really wanted her, but I wanted to slowly tease myself and just lech at her for a while. After a while I sat opposite her, and she teased me flashing her gorgeous shaved **** every now and again. I was getting very horny taking it all in, her blonde hair, pretty face, big tits, fleshy thighs…. Then I walked over to her, fell to my knees opened her legs and buried my face in her pussy. It got wet almost immediately. I moved up and sucked each breast, then turned her around and pressed my face into her ass. There was a smell of shit off her hole, which even turned me on more (I am sick I know it :D). I gave a long lick up and down, and that smell disappeared. This was it, this was heaven. I had travelled far, and now here was my prize. 5 foot 6 inches of blonde beauty. Time to fuck her. .
This was an all time classic moment. You building yourself up, her teasing you across the room, all of us watching as this developed. And then the headlong plunge into her muff and her incredulous face.


But I couldn’t fuck her right there, cos I could only manage a semi in front of the guys. Unfortunately I am no porn star like Iseeu, and while I can certainly have sex in a group environment where everyone else is partaking, I cant in front of an audience.
In places like Selm or Dorsten I usually have no problem unless a group of guys gather around to watch, but if its just couples fucking on the bed, then all is fine.

So Viki and I went to the room, and I licked, sucked and fucked her hard. .
And deprived the rest of us of more classic moments.


It’s a great place for voyeurs too, as there is loads of couch action. When a girl gives a blowjob on the couch, she often gets up on all fours and shows her ass and **** to the rest of the club, or if you are sitting nearby she nearly shoves it in your face. On a couple of occasions there, I was very tempted to bury my face in the ass of a girl sitting beside me who was blowing another guy, maybe I should have.
You should have. At Bernd's it works.



I also should mention that Bernds is a real regulars club, and Routard agreed with this, that as the girls get to know you more you will get better service

Can't argue with this- it's certainly been my experience, and justified the special trips to NRW, time spent away from my impossible schedule, and thousands of euro spent.

But even with the special service, it's even more special to have been able to share the experience with you and Routard.

Great report- thanks.

Iseeu
06-29-07, 04:52
Wish I was there to participate. Sigh.

I am a big Svenja fan too, by the way.
in the heat of things, and I said to the guys, that wouldn't Jackyo just love to be there.
Next time...

Euro100
06-29-07, 05:04
Iseeu, I managed to also get your second part into my RoD summary before the edit deadline expired. Great job, is all I can say.

Having been to Berndt's, I know how it can go there. But when three legends of this board come together for a fuckstival like this, it's something special.

BTW, Routard, note that I managed to do the RoD links correctly ... unlike somebody else who wanted to link to my series of reports in Rio, but managed to always link to the same report :D

Excess
06-29-07, 08:58
Well, not much can be said about the reporting by the Three Amigos in Lust than Bravo !

Comprehensive with drama, comedy and just a touch of sex. :-))

For me, FWIW, what comes through the posts from the 3 gentlemen are: The Joy of Sex in the FKK environment but of course especially in that special place called Bernd's; the added spice and fun when there are "Mongers in the House" to share the afternoon and evening with; the girls and management that makes Bernd's what it is; reading and experencing vicariously 3 undoubted masters of the FKK Universe enjoying themselves and fully 'working the Bernd's system'; the wonderful thing that Ata created and Jackson has worked his ass off to build and maintain - International Sex Guide - allowing us to expand our carnal knowledge and share; and finally, Bernd himself RIP - for what he created and has been amazingly maintained after he left us for the Mongerland in the Sky. Very, very rare in the Service Industry. I am very doubtful that there are any Virgins left for any of us in Heaven now that Bernd has spent some years there. And I bet that those who remain all give great BBBJ.

As always, YMMV on any given day in any club or with any girl. But as Louis 'Satchmo' sang - "What a wonderful Life."

I will encourage the three reporters and leave them to place their series of field reports in the Reports of Distinction as they have earned the right to bring to the attention of future mongers the day the Three Amigos did Bernd's.

"All for one, and one for All".

Congratulations Gentlemen and thank you.

My only small regret - that Brandy and Wan King didn't meet in the heat of battle. I understand that she isn't your type, Wan King and respect that but it would be a no-holds barred session that you would never forget as competitive Brandy would fully appreciate and respond to your mode of operation in every sense.

Euro100
06-29-07, 12:53
I will encourage the three reporters and leave them to place their series of field reports in the Reports of Distinction as they have earned the right to bring to the attention of future mongers the day the Three Amigos did Bernd's.


Not necessary for them to field and RoD hyperlink, as I already placed them into RoD right after Routard had put his masterpiece down. As the other reports came in, I modified my RoD post to include them all.

Wanking
06-29-07, 14:14
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=614799&postcount=149

Iseeu
06-29-07, 15:08
HA HA HA :D
Dude I already have an image that I will never be able to get out of my mind, no matter how hard I try, and that is of your asshole and balls while you were on your knees licking out that lady during your live sex show. Your ass was about a meter from my eyes...

Well at least it's an image that's worth remembering! If you ask nicely I'll climb up to my scanner and send you a poster-size blowup :-;


Sorry but NO I wasnt tempted to bury my face in it even though it did look very clean!!! Only problem was that it was male, very male infact....
I am so proud-all those hours of douching have paid off. Receiving the Good Houskeeping Seal from the Anus Licker himself is an honor. He should know a clean one when he eh, licks one.
Just why exactly were you studying my a-hole so closely?

Wanking
06-29-07, 15:48
Well at least it's an image that's worth remembering! If you ask nicely I'll climb up to my scanner and send you a poster-size blowup :-; Please do...:D


I am so proud-all those hours of douching have paid off. Receiving the Good Houskeeping Seal from the Anus Licker himself is an honor. He should know a clean one when he eh, licks one.
Just why exactly were you studying my a-hole so closely?

Ha ha, most beautiful anus Ive ever seen, thats why :D

No seriously it was just so close there was simply nothing else to look at, apart from the girls feet, which I also inspected closely!!!!

Toscana
06-29-07, 15:56
Just why exactly were you studying my a-hole so closely?To judge by his report, I don't somehow think he was checking for anal bleaching. WK likes 'em just as they are. LOL.

Great reports guys. Little Tosc was in spirit there with you on the sofa.

Routard
06-30-07, 14:54
Sorry guys, I was travelling while you were having fun on the board . I discovered your reports in an airport terminal on my PDAphone, but couldn't easily answer. I guess other passengers took me for a crazy dude laughing alone while reading text on my cellphone. There was a girl sitting in front of me, smiling, her eyes asking me to share what makes me laugh, but I just couldn't...


You mean the suave, debonair, conqueror of women's hearts and souls, and tall and handsome to boot. Too bad, he's already taken ;-)


To all female readers, stop sending me PM. They are just joking, trying to shape caricatural descriptions from the characters to make our stories more fun to read, I'm just average looking.

Yes, I manage to get with some girls much more than what they are supposed to give for money, but the key for this is simply to detect those with mutual chemistry. At average in a given club, there are never more than 1 or 2 girls for mutual chemistry, and I guess this is true for anybody. Positive reviews on this board about girls will not help you in any way to find them.

I met Mahe at the bar and we discussed together for a while. She is indeed a very interesting person, I started conversation in German with her, switched to English and finished in French. But it was clear for both that there was no mutual chemistry between us. She is very frankly, for example when I couldn't share her love for dogs, she told me she couldn't understand people who don't love dogs. Iseeu on the contrary had an excellent mutual chemistry with her. I realized this not during their session, but afterwards. She was desperately looking Iseeu everywhere in the club and she came to ask me if I knew where he was. Believe me, I can read in girls' eyes...wished I was Iseeu at that moment.

Same goes for Viki, you bet she will never forget Wanking! Three different dudes, each their own personalities, each their own key to a woman's heart. Sure I will not go through the same path as Wanking to reach it. ;)

Hey Iseeu, if we didn't give a round of applause after your session, it was simply because we tried to be as silent as possible, we didn't want you to lose your concentration!

Routard
06-30-07, 15:00
Routard, note that I managed to do the RoD links correctly ... unlike somebody else who wanted to link to my series of reports in Rio, but managed to always link to the same report :D

Sorry for this, when I noticed it, it was already too late, as we don't have 2 weeks anymore to modify our reports. Be ready for new reports to link on the Rio thread, only 2 weeks left to rest from my latest adventure before hitting the Mecca for mongers!

Routard
06-30-07, 15:18
My flight arrived in early which was rare, and once in the arrivals area I immediately went looking for the tall handsome one, known on the board here as Routard. I walked up and down and then saw a guy that fit the description run past me like he was desperately searching for someone. I followed him and then tapped him on the shoulder, and it was a great relief to have located each other.

What scares me is that you found me in the middle of a crowded Dusseldorf airport simply based on my ISG reports....


I really enjoyed the time in the car with Routard. Gawd damn those autobahns are just the business as we hit close to 200 kph in places

"You can be my wingman anytime", as said Iceman to Maverick in Top Gun.


Another thing that niggled me all day was being conscious of time in the room. With my money being tight, I didn’t want to go over the ½ hour in any of the sessions, and be caught for €100 instead of €50.

Sorry to hear it was an issue preventing you to fully enjoy, as this happen's seldom in Bernd's, just watch what we have really paid at the end.


After a while I sat opposite her, and she teased me flashing her gorgeous shaved **** every now and again. I was getting very horny taking it all in, her blonde hair, pretty face, big tits, fleshy thighs…. Then I walked over to her, fell to my knees opened her legs and buried my face in her pussy. It got wet almost immediately. I moved up and sucked each breast, then turned her around and pressed my face into her ass. There was a smell of shit off her hole, which even turned me on more (I am sick I know it :D). I gave a long lick up and down, and that smell disappeared. This was it, this was heaven. I had travelled far, and now here was my prize. 5 foot 6 inches of blonde beauty. Time to fuck her.

Once again, just for the fun. Yeeh, we can't get enough from it!


We actually ran to about 40 minutes in the room, but she assured me it would only be 50 euro, so that ok. So my total time with her was about 50 minutes including the action on the couch.

I told you!


I reached over Routard to rub Svenja’s Leg and Routard says “Easy Wan King you are close to my dick, make sure not to grab it instead”.

I forgot this one!


Speaking of which it is time to write my PT Selm report…


Can't wait to read this!

Euro100
06-30-07, 17:37
But it was clear for both that there was no mutual chemistry between us. She is very frankly, for example when I couldn't share her love for dogs, she told me she couldn't understand people who don't love dogs.

She probably meant "doggy"! :D Who could be against doggy?

Jackyo
07-01-07, 16:17
The girls really don’t seem to be clock-watchers there, but didn’t Jackyo or Breadman report on being charged an extra €50 for going 5 minutes over with some girl at Bernds????????
On his first trip to this club, the Breadman booked Aylin (unfortunately, she's no longer at this club) and she charged him for an hour as he extended the session beyond the normal window of time they allot.

I don't believe it was because he was over by five minutes though. They were at it for at least an hour.


I asked her if she had noticed any changes from 8 years ago, and she said that 8 years ago, there were no English speaking guys coming to Bernd’s, but that in the week since she came back, she had seen more English speaking guys than in all her previous years, which she thinks is because of the internet. (jackyo, pls note- it’s all our fault.)
This is probably true. I can't recall running into any English speaking guests at this club when I first visited it in 99.

I know the Dexter Horn groups liked to camp out at this club and shuttle between it and its sister club at Sankt Augustine-Meindorf (where you could pay the entrance fee at one club and gain admission to the other one without any additional expenditure).

Sankt Augustine-Meindorf was an even better club, IMHO. It was looser and girls were more inclined to be wilder. Katja is the only left of the SAM team. She and I go back a long way, if you want to put it that way.

Before newbies make a beeline to Bernds, I should mention that this is not the best club to begin an FKK career at. It has a very distinctly local flavor to it: the clientele is mostly local and the girls are mostly German speakers.

Also, the exhibitionism of the place would probably be too much for someone just new to it.

But it does have a very stable Frauschaft (as compared to Mannschaft) and though one might not visit it frequently, one can be assured that when one does return, more or less the same girls will be there. I can sit here thousands of miles away and picture most of the girls you mention by name in your postings.

My next Bernds visit? Late October. Will anyone be around?

Iseeu
07-01-07, 22:31
But it does have a very stable Frauschaft (as compared to Mannschaft) and though one might not visit it frequently, one can be assured that when one does return, more or less the same girls will be there.
One of the keys to Bernd's long- running success, is that for a girl to last there against the competition, she has to provide consistently good service and have staying power. The local clientele keep coming back because they know that their favorite SP will be there Mon- Fri, every week. The lack of a revolving door, and the need to build a loyal clientele, keeps the "FKK mercenaries", those women who move from club to club depending on the ebb and flow of business and location of the next big Messe, out as to be successful at Bernd's they have to make a personal commitment to stay through good times and bad.


My next Bernds visit? Late October. Will anyone be around?
It's a date. I should be back 2-3 times before that and don't know my exact schedule that far ahead but we should be able to work it out.

Breadman
07-02-07, 20:07
I don't believe it was because he was over by five minutes though. They were at it for at least an hour.



I rarely ever go an hour unless im busy with daty for the first 15 minutes. I had a watch on...and the time hit 40 minutes before I was done. And she even came into the locker room to inform me that since time had run over she had to charge me for an hour. Had she told me in the room that we had run over time I would have stayed for the extra 20 minutes.

You told me that in this club one didnt have to watch the clock, I did but figured I wouldnt have to rush things even though the half hour was approaching. This was on our very first trip...so I wasnt about to argue about it.

Now on the last trip we did together I had a couple of 'half hours' easily go into the 40 minute times and never received a one hour charge....one even went over an hour as the girl wanted me to give her a massage. So in the end what's to complain about.

Great club, great women...lets leave it at that ;-)

Jackyo
07-03-07, 15:56
I rarely ever go an hour unless im busy with daty for the first 15 minutes. I had a watch on...and the time hit 40 minutes before I was done. And she even came into the locker room to inform me that since time had run over she had to charge me for an hour. Had she told me in the room that we had run over time I would have stayed for the extra 20 minutes.

You told me that in this club one didnt have to watch the clock, I did but figured I wouldnt have to rush things even though the half hour was approaching. This was on our very first trip...so I wasnt about to argue about it.

Now on the last trip we did together I had a couple of 'half hours' easily go into the 40 minute times and never received a one hour charge....one even went over an hour as the girl wanted me to give her a massage. So in the end what's to complain about.

Great club, great women...lets leave it at that ;-)
Maybe Aylin tacked on an "oversize surcharge", i.e. She had to work twice as hard to accomodate a dick which is twice normal size.

:-)

George Bickham
07-03-07, 20:46
I was thinking of going to the Hof on Thursday 26th July after an absence of a year or so. When I phoned Hotel Reuter, it was fully booked.

Does anybody know if there is a big group going that night (for example, another 'Orange Invasion' as so graphically described by Gaston la Gaffe a few months back)? If so, I might try another night.

And is there someahere else ahere I could stqy within walking distance? It would be good to have over a few beers while watching the fun also.

Last but not least, will any of the Kings of the Hof going be there that night? I would appreciate some guidance on who is who amongst the new faces

Jack Anderson
07-07-07, 20:25
Does Herr Reuter at the hotel speak English, if I were to send him an email in English to reserve a room would that work?

Also, can someone please tell me if Bernd's has any problem with 'colored' Auslanders?

Thank You,

Jack

Viscount
07-07-07, 21:37
Does Herr Reuter at the hotel speak English, if I were to send him an email in English to reserve a room would that work?

Also, can someone please tell me if Bernd's has any problem with 'colored' Auslanders?

Thank You,

JackYes I got a reply from Reuters hotel, in English, but it took a week, I dont think you will have a problem at Berndts. I have seen all nationalities and colours there. They also have a black lady, called Princess,so dont worry.

I hope that helps.

Viscount
07-07-07, 21:40
I was thinking of going to the Hof on Thursday 26th July after an absence of a year or so. When I phoned Hotel Reuter, it was fully booked.

Does anybody know if there is a big group going that night (for example, another 'Orange Invasion' as so graphically described by Gaston la Gaffe a few months back)? If so, I might try another night.

And is there someahere else ahere I could stqy within walking distance? It would be good to have over a few beers while watching the fun also.

Last but not least, will any of the Kings of the Hof going be there that night? I would appreciate some guidance on who is who amongst the new facesIf all else fails,there is a train from Henef to Koln at 0020hrs,it takes about 40 mins,and there are lots of hotels within walking distance of the hbf in Koln.

Hollandmale
07-12-07, 10:06
.....with lots of girls, but unfortunately they're not naked:
http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de/inde...of_galerie.htm

Wanking
07-12-07, 10:54
http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de/index_schieferhof_galerie.htm

Jackyo
07-12-07, 11:33
.....with lots of girls, but unfortunately they're not naked:
http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de/inde...of_galerie.htm
... much larger and more glamorous than it is in real life!

Thanks for the update.

Iseeu
07-12-07, 20:01
... much larger and more glamorous than it is in real life!

Thanks for the update.
...and the women all look like model types, tall, lithe, athletic types- definitely not the Bernd's women we've all come to know and love,,,

Rob Raunch
07-12-07, 21:17
...and the women all look like model types, tall, lithe, athletic types- definitely not the Bernd's women we've all come to know and love.Hey Iseeu,

I am one of the Dutch Guys that you met on your last visit to Bernd's (we were a black and white-team aka Liefhebber and Hotshot, I was was the white guy;.)

I disagree, the girls in the pictures are definetely the girls from the home-team. I recognize most of them. OK, the blond which appears on most pages (in her white panty) was not there THAT day! (most of the time she is not there on Monday's). XXXXX is also in the pictures, put on your glasses and look again my monger-friend. I must admit; having looked at them naked SO MANY times could make it hard to recognise them with their "clothes" on. LOL

Reading your reports I realize I have to apologize to you.

I was the one that was just a little bit earlier in booking Sandra for an extended massage (so thats why she had allready fullfilled her quota for the day!. She is only allowed to do 2 "massage+"-programs a day!. The earlybird cathes the. Masseus) I also was the one that kept you waiting for Princesse.

BUTTTTTTTT. I am very glad you enjoyed your day anyway:.))

Thanks for testing Mahe for "the team", I will probably test her services the next visit!

If I find the time I will post my impression of that memorable day so readers not have 3 but 4 different perspectives on the same great event.

CU2, Robert (aka Liefhebber)

Ortos
07-12-07, 21:50
...and the women all look like model types, tall, lithe, athletic types- definitely not the Bernd's women we've all come to know and love,,,

Yes, this question crossed my mind immediatly I viewed the updated website:

Are these girls really the girls at Bernd's these days? Not what I remembered or expected. Does any one of you regulars recognise any regular Bernd's girl in the pictures?

Thx

Ortos

Viscount
07-12-07, 22:02
Yes, this question crossed my mind immediatly I viewed the updated website:

Are these girls really the girls at Bernd's these days? Not what I remembered or expected. Does any one of you regulars recognise any regular Bernd's girl in the pictures?

Thx

OrtosNo sign of the two stars, namely Monica and Princess. Maybe library photos of some sort?

Jackyo
07-13-07, 01:37
Yes, this question crossed my mind immediatly I viewed the updated website:

Are these girls really the girls at Bernd's these days? Not what I remembered or expected. Does any one of you regulars recognise any regular Bernd's girl in the pictures?

Thx

Ortos
.. to pose for the photos.

I expected to recognize some of the team but none of them looks familiar.

And nude women in the small garden in a small inflatable pool? Never seen that ever.

Rob Raunch
07-13-07, 09:39
The girls on the picture's are most certainly from the home-team. (I am willing to bett serious money on it! )

For instance; Iseeu MUST recognize the girl which is leaning against Connie's bar. (look again, its. XXXXX! )

Ok, there was some Photoshop involved because on some pictures (in the upstairs "livingroom") a few girls apear mutliple times. Just look at the shoe's! (sometimes it's a big help to be a forensic detective. LOL)

They also changed the hair and haircolour of some of the girls to prevent recognition (but Princesse is not in the pictures because HOW on earth would it be possible to change her appearance so nobody would recognise her? Hahahaha)

The pictures were taken somewhere in may this year (I believe someone from Youppie.net was present that day?.please confirm! )

I know, to some of you these babes look TOO HOT to work in Hennef-Lichtenberg but. They DO! (Bravo! Hurray!. Where a my carkeys? , is there enough fuel in my car to drive the 280Km? If I leave NOW will I be there at 1300, just in time to get a massage+? Why don't I have an alibi planned for today? )

Just an idea;

Men always want what they cannot get! So if there is a room full of "clothed" girls they always want the one that is naked OR if they are all naked they want the one girl which got her clothes on (Masseus-Sandra? )!

The time I was there that the girls had their "clothes" on (halloween-party) they looked VERY SEXY!

(Mara as Catwoman.Wow! Princesse as a little devil with red net-stockings. Monika with a vampirella-wig. Michel as Police-officer with handcuffs. Need I say more? BRRRRRRR! )

Looking at these pictures. PLEASE introduce one day a week where the girls use this dresscode! (but leave ONE girl naked! Hahaha)

GRTZ,

Rob

Marlow
07-13-07, 14:06
..taken a while back soon after the renovations. The girls worked there at the time. If he had hired models they would have looked better than those in the fotos...what you have are originals. If Bernd's is known for one thing, its for not faking it - either on or off the mat.

Stano
07-13-07, 22:16
The girl with short brown hair on the right before the pool in the garden is Marcella. I don't recognize the other girls ...

Sexfan
07-14-07, 12:35
Pics were taken about 2-3 month ago at Bernds.

There are only a few different girls on the pics, the rest was made by photoshop ;) Girls were made taller, hair colors changed and so on.

At Bernds they do not like to see discussions about "who is who on the pics", so the best is to stop it.

Euro100
07-15-07, 03:28
I will not even try to describe how I got to the Saunaclub Lichtenberg (which is Bernds (no ' used used on their website) official name when they answer the phone). My GPS took me from Frankfurt to Bernds mainly on the Autobahn A3, but for the last few kilometers guided me through a succession of extremely narrow and hilly roads that I thought were impossible to still find in 21st century Germany. But by 1:30 pm I got there, and the few parking spaces in front of the house at Schieferhof 28 were already taken. No problem, they have a gravel-surface “Privatparkplatz” just two houses down at number 24.

I ring the bell and hear the customary shout “Türe” from the lady at the upstairs bar, which summons a naked girl to greet you at the door. In my case it was Celine (24 years, German, from Cologne, tall and slim, very small breasts, a bit of ink and a couple of piercings, and long curly black hair). She gives excellent service, as I knew form a previous visit.

A word about the facilities here: everything is small and intimate; there are no hiding places to where you can withdraw to spend some time by yourself; it has the feeling of a neighborhood bar, where – just like in Cheers – “everybody knows your name”. You will not find leather couches and cool décor, like you would at Goldentime or FKKW or the other big Frankfurt area clubs. There are only 8 bedrooms (3 in the basement, 3 on the first floor, and 2 on the second floor). One toilet! Yes, they have a sauna, but no whirlpool. The very small outdoors facilities are a joke. There is no other way to describe it. The pool is actually an above-ground little plastic tub of perhaps 3m diameter. Neighbors can get a look into the backyard, and so outdoor action is strongly discouraged. At best you can sit outside on a plastic chair and cool off a bit. The food is not up to the better clubs’ standard, either. So the entrance of €70 is a bit stiff, even though all alcoholic beverages are included.

So what is so great about this club? One word: service! No clock-watching, and things like DFK and BBBJ are automatic; CIM is included in the price. It’s raunchy and raw at times, and always relaxed. Sometimes you feel like you are an actor in a porn movie, getting your tool worked on by your girl, while the girl working over your neighbor on the same couch sticks her ass in your face. A lot of regulars are here, and the girls greet them by name and a little kiss. I had a lot of good chats with several of the guys; we are all brothers here, because sharing our “girlfriends” really does contribute to some bonding.

Speaking of bonding: since DFK and BBBJ is absolute minimum standard for every session here, this means that every mouth you kiss samples pretty much all germs from all cocks of all the other guys in the house. … Just a thought! :D … Bring a bottle of Listerine (I bought a travel-size one in Germany for less than €1), and rinse thoroughly after every session! Plus, it freshens your breath, too! (OK, end of commercial break; back to the report).

First I went for a massage with Tanja. €25, and I felt great afterwards. She lubed my up with baby oil, and worked by backside extensively. Since she declared right away that she does not do “erotische Massage”, I didn’t even get my hopes up. Fine by me.

Then it was time to look around and see who was available. My two previous favorites, Agata and Diana, had quit. Katja is still there, but has quit smoking and put on quite a bit of weight as a result. I am not trying to be judgmental, but she has now pretty much moved out of my weight class, as they say in wrestling. Of the 15 girls, who were there during the day, I would say that none was ugly by my standards. I could have done just about every girl. But there were two who were clearly outstanding in my eyes: Princess and Debbie. Two very pretty faces mounted on total killer bodies. Princess is black, from France, but with roots from Martinique, and she will turn 21 in October. Debbie is Caucasian, with a very nice tan from her recent vacation, blond, blue eyes, 29 years. They are a study in contrast: Princess is youthful and exuberant, with an almost innocent and joyful air to here. Debbie can be friendly and smiling, but also has a steely hard side to her, which sometimes shines through. She has seen and done a lot, and I think she is getting to being ready to retire from this business. If I sound too harsh on Debbie, let me add that I am probably even more attracted to her than Princess. But again, killer bodies and very pretty faces on both.

My first session was with Princess, and it was great. We chatted a bit, and when she heard I was form the US, she said that there were a lot of extremely pretty African American women in the US. We discussed Beyonce and Halle Berry and others, and I said to Princess that she can hold her own against any of them. And I really do think so, BTW. She knew how to excite me almost effortlessly. 15 minutes of foreplay on the upstairs couch, and we went to a room. She did another very long BBBJ, and I was fighting to keep my load just a little longer. Then she mounted me in reverse cowgirl, and when that perfect ass below super-tight hips lowered itself down on me, I already knew that this would be a one-position session. ;) We cuddled a bit and made out like teenagers. 40 minutes after we entered the room, we exited, because another girl stuck her head into the room and told us she needed it. €50. After the session and the customary showers she joined me again upstairs for a drink and some conversation. Again, this is something you are going to find more likely at Bernds than at other German clubs. The girls really try to give you a quality experience and not mass-process you.

Then it was time for Debbie. I was sitting on the couch in the basement and saw her come down the stairs. Eye contact, a slight nod of my head, and she was sitting next to me. Earlier in the day I had seen her process three (old and overweight) guys in rapid succession without any couch foreplay. I was determined that this would not happen to me. But when we started to chat, I got the feeling that my worries were unfounded. She was very friendly and open, and did not seem to be rushed at all. We chatted for at least half an hour before BBBJ, with occasional DFK after the first 20 minutes. I found it incredibly interesting to talk with her. She had started in the business 7 years ago at Bernds, then moved to Atlantis, then Oase, and occasionally also to other clubs like Goldentime and Palace. She did not like Goldentime, but loved working at Oase. She told me that for her the math was easy: up to 400 men pass through at peak times each day, and if 390 say no to her, she was still doing great. She said that she pushed CIM and two-girl, extra time, and so on. It dawned on me that Debbie was a “shark” in retirement. (Or perhaps still active???) She said she loved the Messe times, because she used to make around €4000 per long weekend at Oase, with a lot of “stupid guys” (her words) giving her huge tips or sometimes just paying her for the whole evening. She is a girl that can wrap guys around her fingers and keep them there happily.

We had very good couch action and then went to one of the basement rooms when it opened. She started another very competent BBBJ, and we went into 69. Yes, she made the requisite noises, but after our previous conversation I could not help but think that it was fake. We went through numerous positions after putting on the rubber, and it was all very athletic and competent. But again, no real deeper connection was established in my mind. Long story short: I am shooting a blank! We gave up after 35 to 40 minutes. It was not that it wasn’t enjoyable and sweaty and everything, but just no release in the end. Bummer!

We just hung around in the room for another few minutes and talked. I asked her how often she comes, and she said never on the job. She said she was particularly annoyed by guys trying to lick her to completion. One regular guest tries this often on her, she said, and he was in the house that evening. “You can lick until the doctor arrives, and I will not be able to come” was the line she used. Others, though, do get into it, according to Debbie. In particular she mentioned Brandy, who will often order guest who start with DATY to finish what they started. (I was determined to give Brandy a try after that, but when I asked for her, she was already gone for the evening.) According to Debbie every girl in the ‘Hof and everywhere else she has worked at uses lube gel. Another downer for those of us who think that they can get a seasoned FKK pro wet! Debbie said that they all insert it right after the shower, and then they press a bit and squeeze out a little of the gel at the opportune time: bingo, you got a girl in heat ;).

Well, we talked about many more things in her and my life. But I won’t bore you with the details. Eventually we got kicked out of the room. I went to the downstairs bar after the shower, had a few brewskies, and talked shit with the fellows, and with Celine and Jessica. A guy from Switzerland was getting an offer for a two-girl session from Celine and Svenja, which we could not refuse. The warm-up act on the couch was already a nice show! Like I said, Celine gives quality service.

OK, by now it was 10 pm or so. I thought about another session. Debbie came down and sat two barstools away from me. We both put our feet on the stool between us. She clearly wanted to continue our earlier conversation, and so we kept chatting for a while. Even though our previous session did not turn out the way I wanted, I had to admit that just looking at this great body and pretty face got me horny again. I felt that, now that I knew where she was coming from, I could do better. So I asked if she wanted a rematch. Sure! We moved to the sofa, and boy did she ever throw outstanding foreplay my way. For obvious reasons I did not bother to reciprocate with DATY. We were on that couch longer than most sessions at other clubs last, and I saw that the other girls and certainly the other guys were getting very interested in the show that we (OK, mainly Debbie) put on.

We went to the same downstairs bedroom as before and continued where we had left off on the couch. While she gave me more BBBJ, I explored her body with my hands and mouth. Not primarily for her enjoyment, but for mine. She also dispensed with the fake moans of earlier, which definitely helped me. Ten minutes later, as I felt I was getting close, I pulled her over on me for 69 and buried my face deep. I busted a big one that seemed to go on forever. Like a trooper, she took everything. She complimented me on the taste of my juice. (According to Debbie: smoking, in particular cigars, makes sperm taste bitter. The sweetest tasting sperm is obtained through drinking copious amounts of pineapple juice.)

After taking yet another shower, I went upstairs. It was close to midnight by now. Shortly thereafter Debbie came into the room as well and snuggled up to me at the bar. I asked if she wanted to sit down, and she agreed. We continued to chat another half hour. I was starting to wish that I had met her outside the club. She will make a fine trophy wife for someone some day. I must say that I have never learned so much about the business in so short a time from someone as from Debbie on Friday. And maybe I also learned a little about myself.

OK, there you have it. That’s the ‘Hof in a nutshell for you. Just a great club! And what makes it a great club is how the women interact with you. Nothing like it in Germany. If I had to pick between Bernds and L’uomo, my favorite club in Rio, perhaps I would still pick L’uomo, but it would be close. And even though Germany is an industrialized country, the Saunaclub Lichtenberg is actually cheaper than the better places in Rio. My whole day here cost me a total of €245 (=70 entrance+25 for the massage+3*50 for the sessions). As I checked out and paid, Debbie and Princess were called over for the traditional good-bye. The thought of having had these two beauties caused a grin on my face that lasted until I arrived at my hotel at the airport.

Everhard
07-15-07, 12:13
every girl in the ‘Hof and everywhere else she has worked at uses lube gel. Another downer for those of us who think that they can get a seasoned FKK pro wet! Debbie said that they all insert it right after the shower, and then they press a bit and squeeze out a little of the gel at the opportune time: bingo, you got a girl in heat ;)This is very interesting. I guess now I know why most women don't approve of fingering.

Marlow
07-15-07, 18:13
What Euro 100 say is worth remembering before anyone gets carried away by the experience. As Jackyo often says internal temp readings are the best guide to girls on heat! Nine times out of ten it is your money that turns them on, if they throw the switch at all that is. Fingering, well they don't like it because of uncut nails and the chance of a scratch which is an 'open' invitation to disease, and some men think fingering and hammering are the same thing. As a girl once said to me, you men come out of there and spend the rest of your lives trying to get back in!

Marlow
07-15-07, 18:19
Sexfan.....don't think Bernd's are worried about discussions - hell, they've been top of the popping league in Germany for a generation and discussed to kingdom come..er, yes i did mean that...on the german boards for yonks.

Euro100
07-15-07, 22:21
Jackyo doubted the outdoors picture. That atrocious looking plastic tub is really there. So this part is real. The right of the three girls standing in front of the tub is likely Macella (I am hoping that I did not butcher the spelling too badly).

Iseeu: the blond athletic type was actually represented twice on Friday. The blond girl in the white panties is very likely Debbie, who I reported on extensively below. But it could also be the other blond girl (sorry, I don't know the name), who had a very similar build, only set slightly wider.

I also recognize two other girls in the outdoors picture, who I saw on Friday. The one on the very right was definitely there.

euro

Sexfan
07-16-07, 00:10
Sexfan.....don't think Bernd's are worried about discussions - hell, they've been top of the popping league in Germany for a generation and discussed to kingdom come..er, yes i did mean that...on the german boards for yonks.

Just take a look at the following posting by the Bernds "Clubleitung" at roemerforum:

http://www.roemerforum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116998&postcount=8

Marlow
07-16-07, 07:32
Well how unusual, think Bernd's are playing King Canute........and it's not up to them..

Travel100
07-16-07, 10:40
Hi everyone,

I'm definitely going to visit Bernd's this trip. I have directions, and even though I understand some German, they seem confusing to follow in German. Would anyone mind posting directions in English (I'll probably stay at a Ibis hotel in or around Koln), or refer me to a post number that would have directions?

I'll be in Germany for a week (Wed-Tues). I know Bernd's is only open M-F, but is there a certain time or day that would be ideal to visit? And likewise any day and time that would be subpar? I have a totally open schedule so I can go any day or time.

I'll be sure to report back (hopefully reporting on how amazing the girls are) after I visit. Thanks in advance to anyone that posts directions or day/time recommendations.

Jackyo
07-16-07, 11:14
Hi everyone,

I'll be in Germany for a week (Wed-Tues). I know Bernd's is only open M-F, but is there a certain time or day that would be ideal to visit? And likewise any day and time that would be subpar? I have a totally open schedule so I can go any day or time.
I would make sure I got to this club early. The earlier the better. It is a small club and the worst thing which can happen to you is getting there and having them turn you away because there is no locker space. As to which day of the week is best, I have been there early in the week and late in the week and have not seen much of a difference.

I would particularly want to get there early if they are having a special event. Then the club can be voll besetzt.

Euro100
07-16-07, 11:47
Travel100,

Here is what you do: rent a car with navigation system or even buy a cheap portable one (~200 euros) in an electronics store. If you cannot or do not want to afford this, then do the following.

Fire up your favorite web browser and go to maps.google.com. There you type in from: koeln, germany to: schieferhof 28, hennef-lichtenberg, germany. Print out the map and directions that this generates. Then zoom in a few levels to your destination and print out a map through Lichtenberg. This will help you navigate the streets of that hamlet. You can even zoom in all the way, and with the Satellite option get a picture of the house. I am attaching the picture of the house on the left and the gravel parking lot on the right. (The address in the computer system is slightly off, BTW, and points you to their parking spaces at Schieferhof 24).

Another reason to come early: only then can you get one of the four coveted parking spaces right in front of the house. Don't just park anywhere! They do not want you to park in their driveway. And most certainly do not just park somewhere on the street, because neighbors have a habit of not just complaining, but in some cases taking action. Nothing ruins an trip to a club more thoroughly than getting your car towed ;)

Have fun
euro

Jackyo
07-16-07, 11:50
.. about where ex-Hof (Bernds) girls are now to be found.

Someone (was it Euro100?) was looking for Agata.

Here is a sequence of messages by Meindorfer and Feldstecher on where she now is:


Ist Agatha noch im Artemis ?


die habe ich zuletzt im LivingRoom gesehen.

Feldi answered this on the 22nd of June so this information must still be fresh.

On that thread one can also follow the migration patterns of Jenny, Didem, Layla, Bianca, etc...

A separate thread discusses the sad news that Tatjana is leaving the club and returning to private life.

Euro100
07-16-07, 12:08
Yes, I mentioned Agata. But I was not really "looking" for her. If she had been there, cool, if not, fine as well.

I know that some of the RF guys obsess with who is where and when, and that they trace the girls. Often when the girls change clubs, they change names, too. In our ISG forum I have posted a few of those location/name changes, too.

I can understand that the girls would rather not be identified in the pictures that the clubs post on their websites. They really REALLY don't want their "professional" and private lives connected. (As so most of us, BTW). And any small sliver of information posted on them could cause someone somewhere put 2 and 2 together, and figure out who they really are. The Internet is so powerful, it's scary.

Excess
07-16-07, 13:41
Indeed, comings and goings are discussed on the German threads and of course, in the Hof itself. From last week's visit on the couches at the last stop before Heaven, Tatjana was mentioned as leaving (not by her) - however, two of the ladies said that she was not at all popular with the girls due to attitude and that her business had slowed down. Celine was observed to be very quiet with guest visits all day/evening - was growing visibly frustrated over it, and it was mentioned by girls independently from this to be seriously considering moving on. Debbie - ditto as to both frustration over lack of visitors and moving on possibility. Brandi too was almost without guests for most of the afternoon/early evening - traded in her skin for clothes and worked behind the bar for the evening until an old customer arrived about 9ish and she visited the blue room behind the lockers with him for a session. Brandi was described by two of the Hof girls as being "crazy" and in one case "perverse". I didn't know if I should take that as a criticism or a compliment. otherwise a reasonably busy mid-week. As always, take with a grain of salt as "club girls never lie."

Bernd's inspection report to follow.

Toscana
07-16-07, 14:13
My GPS took me from Frankfurt to Bernds mainly on the Autobahn A3, but for the last few kilometers guided me through a succession of extremely narrow and hilly roads that I thought were impossible to still find in 21st century Germany.
Yes, it's strange, my navi (the BMW own system) did exactly the same. It's a very pretty route, but it takes much longer, and that's bad when Bernd's is the destination. Basically, it takes you off the Autobahn one exit too early. Now I ignore the first exhortation to leave the A3 and it automatically sorts itself out and takes you the quicker, sensible route.

Excess
07-16-07, 14:50
Have been sent on the scenic route by a navisystem before and now like Toscana override it, or on the last run the car had a navisystem that took the direct route.

Speaking of which. Sometimes you have to laugh.

Arrived at Koeln airport - hopped into a brand new car ready for Bernd's - Audi as free upgrade with Navisystem. Turned it on and what do you know? Last destination was Lichtenberg - the Hof !!!!!!

The car had a total of 45 kilometers on the odometer. Nice to see that mongers have their priorities right !! NO deviations except at the Hof itself.

Pissed myself laughing all the way down the highway.

Excess
07-16-07, 19:13
Had a chance for all full day/evening back at the Hof after a number of false starts. A great time again.

Missing from the familiar faces/names were Svenja and Anja. Most everyone else present and accounted for. I was welcomed in by Celine.

There were a few long-standing 'to-do's to be done and so I got down to it.

First up, was Babsi. Babsi and I have had a smoldering relationship that was yet to be consumated due to schedules and days off when I visited. Today was our day. She was behind the bar and I told her that today was our day - Yes, she said. Now?? Indeed.

On to the couches, for some quiet chat time and things progressed as they do at Bernd's. We both knew that when it was time for the room. On entering and getting settled, I told Babsi that we were going to go for an hour. She responded Ahh, two shots? I said let's see but I suspect that we have a lot of ground to cover with one good shot. She liked that of course. A full program evolved including her showing me her trick nipples and how to extend them on command. Ask yourself when your with her - it is all about her neck and shoulders - amazing reaction. Good time - multi positions and lots of talk - didn't realise that her English was so good. Agreed that it like all good things was worth waiting for and we would be happy to do it again. Fun lady and very sensual when she gets going which she does quickly.

Spent some time doing the things that you do at the Hof - lounging about, talking and listening and flirting. A number of Francophone visitors arrived and Princess was very well taken care of for the day/evening.

On the long-over due list was smiling Marcella. Again due to conflicting schedules we hadn't been able to get together previously. Today was again to be the day - and it was going to turn to be extraordinary.

Marcella was very surprised that we were able to communicate pretty well in her native tongue. This provided for very good time both in and out of session time. A very strong and heady chemistry built up. I was very surprised when she told me her age. She is actually older than most guess. A lovely lady.

It was decided that we would continue to the room after about an 45 minutes on the couch in conversation leading to the Bernd's preliminary. It turned out to be a very GFE hour and intensely enjoyable. 'Nuff said.

After cooling down with a shower and 1/2 an hour cuddling on the couch - I did the gentlemanly thing and told her gently that I would love to spend much more time with her on the couch talking as we were, but that I realised and respected that she and the other girls were working and that I was inhibiting much further interaction between the guests and her by staying beside her. I told her that we were going to have the last hour together and to not forget. She seemed to be genuinely touched by the consideration of her work situation, thanked me profusely for that, and we parted with a long kiss and I left for downstairs to give her some space.

After spending time observing - a few nibbles from the buffet and drinks. It was time to jump back into it following the two very goods sessions . Viki had made a couple fo trips to chocolate mousse bowl while I was eating more substatial fare. I kidded her that it was calorie free - and she giggled each time. She does need to watch her time at the mousse bowl.

Back to the upstairs, Marcella was busy elsewhree and I moved over eventually after chatting with Babsie at the bar to the couch near Viki. One thing led to another and I decided seeing that the lovely Monica was on the other side to invite her to join us - this she did. I was ready for a troika.

We spent awhile playing together - a few guests only around. I told Viki that we both knew that she liked the chockolate mousse and that she should go get some. She came back with a small bowl and a spoon. By then little Excess had raised his head due to Viki and Monica's attentions and Viki proceeded to apply some chockolate mousse to little Excess and lick it off with the Bernd blow job. This went on a couple of more times with Monica joining in - the verdict from the girls? Lecker !!! Some raised eyebrows from the Thekendamen, but hey it's the Hof !!!

Time for the room. The session was fine - not earthshaking and would probably not repeat with the two of them together. Clearly I was not able to inspire them to scale the heights - one of the first questions in the room was are we going to go for an hour? I said no as I couldn't see 200 Euros worth without a test firsat. Glad that I didn't. In any event a good session.

After shower, more time chatting with the Francophones and some of the girls. As always - gossip and whatever. Tatijana, Debbie and Celine considering moving on from Bernd's according to the gossip. Brandi with limited customers. Rita ditto which surprised me as it wasn't an entirely slow day. Some Sauna time and chatting with the downstairs T'Frau who was replaced mid-evening by Brandi in civilian clothes. Told brandi that she was also on my to-do list and cried on her shoulder. Ah well, part of the fun.

In any event, it was now getting on in the evening and approaching the last dance. Coming up stairs, I saw that Marcella was just begining to be involved with a customer and they shortly moved off to the room. After some time I went off to shower and then the toilet and when coming out heard noises and then saw Marcella at the bar asking: "Where is XXX - we were going to meet." It seems that she had been downstairs looking and now upstairs.

Here I am.

She explained that she wanted to take a long shower and freshen up and would I mind waiting for 10 minutes. No problem.

She returned fresh as a new-born as promised. On to the couch for a few minutes only as we were both, it seemed, very ready for the agreed finale for the night. She did say that she was going to let it go this session. All the chemistry that had been building during the day seemed to peak.

What followed was an extraordinary session spent mostly in her own language which seemed to turn her on as it did me. That rare session of being both multi-orgasmic and megaorgasmic. Without going into much detail, a top 3 lifetime session by my count - both from a personal view and viewing and feeling the reactions of the partner. The Thekenfrau was calling out loud for her by name as we were still coming saying that everyone had gone and they were closed.

We agreed that there was still more for us to explore next time, and a bit sheepishly left the room for the nearly empty club except for the owner - the T'Frau, and a few of the girls.

And so ended another day at the Hof. I love this place.

Travel100
07-16-07, 20:11
I would make sure I got to this club early. The earlier the better. It is a small club and the worst thing which can happen to you is getting there and having them turn you away because there is no locker space. As to which day of the week is best, I have been there early in the week and late in the week and have not seen much of a difference.

I would particularly want to get there early if they are having a special event. Then the club can be voll besetzt.

Thanks, I'll plan to arrive right around opening time. This club sounds like the first FKK I visited back in March 1998 (Herne). A totally Naked girl would greet you at the door. Good couch action, great service, lots of public sex (I even had a girl BBBJ/69 CIM right on their couch in a very visable outcove. I warned her twice I was about to CUM but she just kept going and swallowed it all. No extra charge). Bernd's sounds unique, but maybe similar. Herne was also just in a house in a residential neighborhhod. When you left the girl you were with the most would run out to kiss you goodbye and walk you out, etc..

By the way, what do you do IF the 4 parking spaces are taken??? There must be some place to park (don't want to get towed).

Thanks again

Travel100
07-16-07, 20:20
Thanks Euro 100,

I actually have a car now with a GPS system, but don't really know how to use it. I've been travelling around Eastern Europe for the last few weeks. When I've been in Germany I get a detailed map of where I am (but I really have no idea how I would input an address).

Anyway, I have no printer here in Prague, maybe when I'm in Amsterdam I'll have the hotel print me a map with the Maps.google site you mentioned (I won't be using my laptop there as the hotel charges 10/Euros HR for wifi).

Looking forward to Bernd's. I'll check the info I printed to check the opening times and try to arrive early. Won't worry about which day as long as it's M-F.

Just in case where do you park IF you don't get one of the 4 parking spaces?

Jackyo
07-16-07, 20:47
Thanks, I'll plan to arrive right around opening time. This club sounds like the first FKK I visited back in March 1998 (Herne). A totally Naked girl would greet you at the door. Good couch action, great service, lots of public sex (I even had a girl BBBJ/69 CIM right on their couch in a very visable outcove. I warned her twice I was about to CUM but she just kept going and swallowed it all. No extra charge). Bernd's sounds unique, but maybe similar. Herne was also just in a house in a residential neighborhhod. When you left the girl you were with the most would run out to kiss you goodbye and walk you out, etc..

By the way, what do you do IF the 4 parking spaces are taken??? There must be some place to park (don't want to get towed).

Thanks again
I started out in these Red Carpet clubs back in that same time frame.

Herne has unfortunately since closed. Yes, its more or less the same: naked girl greets you at the door, lots of couch action and public sex. Do expect that Bernds will be looser, more fun and more exhibitionistic though. This plus the service is what keeps us coming back to them.

They had a pool in the basement of Herne. Come to think of it, Bernds used to have a pool in their basement too but covered it up during the last renovation.

I always had a laugh at the sign at Herne which said that you would be ejected from the club if you ejaculated in the pool.

And yes, services which would be charged extra for at other clubs are included at Bernds. You need to ask her though if she does CIM, for example, but as a rule if she does it, it doesn't cost extra.

Early in my career I had a chick at Herne start couch action on me and without too much fuss, she impaled herself on me while we were sitting there with other folks walking by. I couldn't believe what was happening. But then again, its a totally normal human interaction so why can't people be seen doing it more often.

Don't worry about the parking thing. They own a parking lot (its a dirt lot) down the road from the club on the left side and it can accomodate several dozen cars. Do not park in front of the neighbors houses. You will be towed. The girl who answers the door will ask you where you have parked and will suggest you move your car if you have to.

Euro100
07-16-07, 22:25
Just in case where do you park IF you don't get one of the 4 parking spaces?

Look at the picture I posted below. I wrote 28 across the Bernds house. And I marked park on the gravel parking lot at number 24, which is the main parking lot.

Travel100
07-17-07, 20:39
Look at the picture I posted below. I wrote 28 across the Bernds house. And I marked park on the gravel parking lot at number 24, which is the main parking lot.

Yea, I saw that in the picture (thought that was the lot for 4 cars). I'm all set, thanks guys.

Otto
07-17-07, 21:40
Yea, I saw that in the picture (thought that was the lot for 4 cars). I'm all set, thanks guys.
there are 2 parking lots for 'customers' ,, one 50 meters befoire you reach the Hof on the right side and another 200 meters after the Hof on the left side...just for clarification

Iseeu
07-23-07, 21:52
One thing led to another and I decided seeing that the lovely Monica was on the other side to invite her to join us - this she did. I was ready for a troika...

Time for the room. The session was fine - not earthshaking and would probably not repeat with the two of them together. Clearly I was not able to inspire them to scale the heights - one of the first questions in the room was are we going to go for an hour? I said no as I couldn't see 200 Euros worth without a test first. Glad that I didn't. In any event a good session.

I had a very memorable 3-some with Vicky and Monica, the first week that Vicky was working in the club in May. I told them from the outset that we would do an hour session at least and it was a great relaxed session.

Since you seem to hit it off with marcella, you should know for next time, that she makes a great combo with Princess.


As always - gossip and whatever. Tatijana, Debbie and Celine considering moving on from Bernd's according to the gossip. Brandi with limited customers. Rita ditto which surprised me as it wasn't an entirely slow day.
I reported back in May that a Bernd's regular would be leaving after the summer....

Iseeu
07-23-07, 21:58
I know Bernd's is only open M-F, but is there a certain time or day that would be ideal to visit? And likewise any day and time that would be subpar?
It really doesn't make much of a difference which days you go. Since most of the girls are steady regulars, the majority are there M-F. Friday is usually the busiest day.

Rob Raunch
07-24-07, 00:12
Read on and you will spot something that might make a difference (in days AND time!)


It really doesn't make much of a difference which days you go. Since most of the girls are steady regulars, the majority are there M-F. Friday is usually the busiest day.
Made an appointment for a massage- 1 hour waiting time, but Sandra gives one of the only real erotic massages in FKK world and for 25 Euro it's worth waiting for. In any case, I needed to rejuvenate my fluids for Sandra, who last time humped me on the massage table. We're sitting around and talking. Tanja comes up to me and asks if I will have time for her today as she remembers our last time- sorry, maybe, no commitments. Sandra comes and calls me for the massage and we walk upstairs talking. All of a sudden I hear my name screamed from the girl's dressing room. Princess heard my voice and came running to me, smiling face and bobbing boobs showing that she's happy to see me. She knew that I would be there that day, but we hadn't seen each other in almost 2 months due to her vacation. We've become friends over the past year, renewing our friendship once a month and maintaining it in between visits. The truth is that I had missed her.

Back to the massage. I get on the table, face down, and hear Sandra getting the lotion, etc. ready. I look up and she's nude and I'm staring right at her pubic hair. I give it a kiss, she pushes my head back down, and begins the massage, as always showing particular attention to the prostrate, and perineum, and me showing particular attention to her pert breasts and lovely muschi whenever they're in reach. Flips me over, does chest and legs, begins wildly kissing me, begins sucking on my balls, mouths my perineum, tongues jr., and then STOPS! Tells me that she can't do the rest for the next few days. HUH? Whaddafuck? If she’s having her monthlies, I understand, but what about a blausen? I'm full mast and rearing to go, and remember I saved fluids for this, and she tells me that the massage is over. It was a great massage- no complaints, but now I have a serious case of blue balls awaiting me.
Hey Iseeu,

Reading your reports I realize I have to apologize to you.

I was the one that was just a little bit earlier in booking Sandra for an extended massage (so thats why she had allready fullfilled her quota for the day!. She is only allowed to do 2 "massage+"-programs a day! -one hour in length-
The earlybird cathes the... Masseus!)IF you would like an EXTENDED MASSAGE (truste me, you DO!) then you would have to go when Sandra is available (Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays).

But as you can read from the above story.... be EARLY!! she will be booked out VERY fast for Massage+ (and comming early still is not a guarantee!

BTW she is on holiday until july 30th, I think.

Have fun, Robert

Excess
07-24-07, 00:30
Another forum that is interested in Bernd's mentioned last week that Tatijana has left.

Thanks Iseeu for the tip re M+P.

Iseeu
07-24-07, 06:01
...or I would have done the honors. Euro100's visit to the HOF (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=620593&postcount=559) has great writing and insights, and perfectly captures the differences between the mega-clubs and the old mistress of the clubs, from the "Ture" door service, to the dowdy decor, to the "Cheers" type atmosphere amongst staff and clientele alike, silly kiddie pool in the back, the ritual pre-session couch gymnastics, the all-inclusive service, Brandi's reknowned insanity, fabulous interaction, and finally the naked kiss at the door and grin on our stupid faces that lasts and lasts after we leave. Great stuff.
Wish I'd been there too...:-)

Iseeu
07-24-07, 06:41
Hey Iseeu,

I am one of the Dutch Guys that you met on your last visit to Bernd's (we were a black and white-team aka Liefhebber and Hotshot, I was was the white guy;.)


Reading your reports I realize I have to apologize to you.

I was the one that was just a little bit earlier in booking Sandra for an extended massage (so thats why she had allready fullfilled her quota for the day!. She is only allowed to do 2 "massage+"-programs a day!. The earlybird cathes the. Masseus) I also was the one that kept you waiting for Princesse.

BUTTTTTTTT. I am very glad you enjoyed your day anyway:.))

Thanks for testing Mahe for "the team", I will probably test her services the next visit!

If I find the time I will post my impression of that memorable day so readers not have 3 but 4 different perspectives on the same great event.

CU2, Robert (aka Liefhebber)
Great to read you on this forum and it was really fun to meet you and HotShot at the Hof... I couldn't respond until now as I'm travelling in some remote areas of Asia with shitty internet connections most of the way...

So you're the one who plugged Sandra first- never forgive you mate. Funny thing was that she did all the prelims like she always does, let me finger her, some DATY, anal massage and rimming, got me to rise and then KAPUT, just said my muschi can't be used today... Left me with a case of horny blue balls. Do you know why they limit her to 2 a day? (Score: you owe me one)

I don't mind that you enjoyed the fruits of Princess, as long as I got her for my finale, but I did have to wait fo you to finish (heh, heh, heh) and that put me off my well-planned internal juice schedule(GRRRRRR!- you owe me 2)

Taking one for the team with Mahe was outstanding and turned into one of the hottest most exhilarating times of my mongering days, but my porn movie with her was enjoyed by so many spectators (you missed the show), and we were never paid for our hard work. So this cancels out.

So the score is 2-0, and in retribution, if your feeble mongering-addled mind can still recall the events of that day, it would be great to read the viewpoint of an "innocent" bystander.
C U next time....

Tom Jefferson
07-24-07, 12:52
My 2nd visit to the Hof, and not my last one.

Though my favorite Rita from my 1st visit was not present (holiday break), I got a lot of fun with the lovelies.

Not present:
Rita, Tanja (holiday break), Mara

Returned to the Hof:
Debbie (German), Mahe

New faces:
Leonnie (Brazil), Vicki (Poland) and a fresh girl, young, very slim (skinny / about 45 kg) on her first day

My 1st session was dedicated to Monica (Hungary). She is really pleasant, knows how to satisfy men and open for a lot of fun.
She is a keeper. WIR: yes, of course

After lunch I ventured to the cellar where I discovered Jamila (Russian-German), a very cute, slim (but not skinny) young sweetie. She was not present during my 1st visit. With her it was my first time in the open room (glass wall). She is very vocal und there is no door in this room so some patrons at the bar might have had some fun too.

Later she cuddled with me on the sofa for another hour. WIR: absolutely yes

For my last session I decided to go for blond and choosed Debbie. She likes to blow and takes it very deep (nearly DT). She also likes to talk and have fun.

Though I was tempted to try the new girl on her 1st day, but she is to skinny for my taste.

Rob Raunch
07-28-07, 23:03
okay, here is my report of june 25th at bernd's sauna (as promised, the fourth report of that day)

i used to walk the-path-of-sin alone but a year ago i hinted my best friend about my hobby and he was very interested. so i decided to take him to a club (fortunately i did not take him to bernd's the first time. this might have resulted in sexual-overload) ever since we like to have a relaxingday with lots of entertainment, good food and male-bonding (no perverts, we just like women! ) once a month.

having a common hobby has its advantages; the alibi-problem is a bit easier (he says to his wife he is with me and i do the same; just keep the women from getting to friendly with each other so they cannot compare agenda's) there is also a disadvantage; i used to do the planning of my visits well in advance but my friend has a problem with that so instead of one agenda you have to plan 2 agenda's (and 2 wives! )

we decide to go on june 25th and my first choice was freude in bochum but a few days before departure i heard that my little angel in freude was in hospital so we went to our well known spot in the german mountains; hennef-lichtenberg.

the club opens at 13:00 and it is always a struggle to get there in time since my friend is "late-without-exception" (probably because of his south-american-dna), so we put-the-pedal-to-the-metal (thank god, there is no speedlimit in germany! and we talked about declaring a hormone-related medical emergency if we were stopped by the police.).

we arrived 12:55, parked the car right in front of number 28, and entered the premises. there were already 2 or 3 guys in the club. connie didn't ask for our names this time (nice surprise; i've been comming there for years now but she never remembered my name once! ). we hit the showers and as soon as i got back to connie i saw sandra the masseus standing behind the bar and asked her to sign me up for a massage. i was already number two on her list! (13:08). by experience i know that you have to acquire pole-position with her to get the special-treatment (and even then, there is no guarantee since she might have her period or whatever! ). now she might do a half-an-hour-session with the first guy or an hour, so. don't take any risk, don't look at any other girl (well, looking is ok but i don't start anything since it might lead to the fact that i'm in a room when sandra is ready for me! )

after an hour (lucky bastard! ) sandra came to get me for my massage.

this might be the right place and time to explain something to you about me and sandra;

sandra is a pleasant looking german woman, early 30, 1. 70m, nice but she's not a "stunner". i have seen a lot prettier girls in clubs. still, of all the girls at bernd's she's the one that i fucked most (according to my logbook). when i made this observation i did some soul-searching and came up with this explanation; men always want what they cannot get!

i have been around the world in many prestigious hotels and nearly always i booked a massage. most of the time there was a pleasantly looking young woman that would say "please take of your clothes and get on the table" and i did just that. while i was laying there naked as a baby, i would count the tilles on the floor, think about my mother-in-law or recite the alfabet backwards in my mind. just to keep my manhood from expressing his affection to the gentle hands touching my body! most of the time i succeeded.

well, with sandra i don't have to count anything! the first "session" with her was my ultimate revenge on all the masseuses that had ever touched my body, it was heavenly! as soon as i turned from my belly to my back she got very enthousiastic and asked a little bit worried "you have been lying on that? , you poor man! " (yes, there is a god! )

i am not into the habbit of describing explicitly what went on in the room with sandra but let me tell you that she is in my top-3 when it comes to bbbj! (and always a gfe)

ohyeah, a word of caution; do not under any circumstance try this with the other masseuses at bernd's! sandra is the only one that will do a massage+, only twice a day.otherwise there would be to much competition with the other girls! , and only on monday, wednesday and friday.the days she's at work)

just before sandra called me i saw iseeu putting his name on the list (though luck dude, after me her quota for the day is filled! ).

in the meantime my good friend was exploring a room with lisa and when he returned there was a big smile on his face (those two definitely have a click! ). while i was chatting with connie someone spoke to me in dutch and asked if we were from holland. it was routard, he told me he had seen the announcement of our trip on another board.

he introduced us to wanking an iseeu and we started a nice conversation in english, dutch, german, about women, clubs, countries and life in general.

after a while some of my new friends got hungry for female-flesh and they left to go downstairs. i on the other hand decided to renew my friendship with monika, a nice young (30? ) woman from hungaria with whom i have been in the room a few times before and always a nice gfe. after an intial welcome on the couch i followed her to the red-room (she has a habbit of taking you there "dick-in-hand" (instead of hand in hand. hey, everybody already saw you full-mast so what the. ! )

again, a word of caution; while bbbj monika likes to explore the male rear-exit rather enthusiasticly. i have experienced that with her before and it was nice but for most men it is an "acquired taste". this time she suggested a prostate massage and i told her to be gentle with me since that part of my body was still a virgin! she took a finger-condom and some lube and started to blow me. it was nice but it was my first time and a little distracting so after 20 minutes i asked her to turn around for daty while she was doing bbbj (without the finger! ). well gentlemen, next time we need a plumber. this girl was dripping on the carpet! she was horny as hell! (so much for "the girls put in some lube before the come down the stairs to go to the guests"). monika loves to play with men's-exit's, it really turns her on. very nice 1 hour-session with a gentle girl.

when i returned to the upstairs couches my friend was sitting under the video-screen with a very very big smile on his face. i saw something that i have never witenessed before; katja brought him a plate of hot homemade food that she prepared herself! and she waited on him hand and foot "you want something to drink with that dear? ". nothing was good enough for her man! again some explanation is due; katja (also called the tsarina! ) is a very dominant woman, 38 years, 1, 80m, big but everything in right proportions. she picks her own victims, is very professional, very good service, been working at bernd's for many years now. i have never seen her lose her "cool" but my friend seems to have found the key to her hart! (he was in a room with her for more than an hour! )

that changed our dinning arrangements; normally we step out of the club, go to a good italian restaurant 20km from the club and return.we already paid so no extra charge to re-enter-. not that the food at bernd's is bad, but you cannot compare to a good restaurant and stepping out is more relaxed. it's a small club and looking at all these naked women and men all these hours. plus coming back is like visiting a second time for free! (yeah i know, must have damaged a braincell or two while fucking! )

my friend decided that he had reached his limit for the day and we started discussing the world again till. lisa wanted to sit between us. it was rather snugg on that little couch under the videoscreen but no problem. we surrendered our towels because lisa's towel was downstairs and the girls had to sit on something! after an hour of chatting.during which lisa's hand never stopped teasing his manhood- his "water" was at boiling point! so they decided to go to a room. lisa asked if i wanted to come with them but i declined because i didn't want to spoil their party and. because of the fact that my little hot-chocolate (princesse) was sitting alone on a couch!

yep, i decided to be quick (princesse is popular! ) and sit next to this darkskinned beauty. wanking and iseeu were also sitting on the couch upstairs and told me about the show i had missed! (nexttime guys! ). i didn't understand it all; i was already focussing on the most perfect booty i know in the universe. princesse is, according to my logbook, my number 2 at bernd's her bbbj is one of the best i know. we had a very nice 45 minutes gfe in the room, always a pleasure!

when i came back from my playtime with princesse my friend came out of the room where he had happytimed with lisa (for a guy that "had reached his limit"! ? ! )

we decided that there would be no use in staying because his 3 and my 3 "shots" were more than enough!

as we stood there handing over the money to edit princesse was already "pleasing" iseeu's needs (sorry to have kept you wait a second time that day, lol).

lisa kissed us both goodnight at the door as we stepped into the darkness "come back soon" were her last words for this very pleasant day.

nice to have met you wanking, iseeu, routard. maybe nexttime well meet again!

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Zimmer
07-30-07, 06:17
I've never been inside Bernds so I don't really have much to contribute to this thread however I've a small anecdote on what happened to me last year in October.
I'd been reading some positive reports on the Internet about this club and I wanted to try it myself so I wrote down the street name and started to drive from my hotel in Düsseldorf.

After a while I suddenly found myself in the middle of a narrow road in the middle of nowhere. I thought something was wrong with my GPS but I've later read a few posts here with other people mentioning this road "with cows and horses walking around you". At the end of this road, if I remember correctly, I was on a street with the same name as the street where Bernds was supposed to be located, Schieferhof. Outside of number 28 I knew for sure my GPS must be totally fucked up. No way there is a club in this quiet and peaceful residence area and definitely not in that little house.

As far as I could see not a single sign saying Bernds, FKK or sauna club or anything. Just a simple house looking the same as all the other houses on that street.

I was absolutely certain there is no way whatsoever the "Mother of all FKKs" is located in that house.

I was not doubtful it could be that house or not. No, I was absolutely certain it wasn't. I was so certain I didn't even bother to step out of my car and knock on their door to ask.

I remember trying to enter Lichtenberg instead of Hennef into my GPS (or if it was a combination of both names or the other way round I don't remember) as name of the city just to try something different but after driving a few blocks I ended up on the same street again.

A few neighbours was outside walking and taking care of their gardens so the third time I came driving from the small "cow road" I was not in the mood to keep driving here for any longer. Nor did I feel it would be a good idea to ask the mother with 2 kids, who was walking on the street, if she would know if one of the world's top brothels is any place nearby.

Some time ago someone posted a picture of the outside of Bernds. I think it was Wan King. Oh my God, it was that house I was outside! I can't believe this.
I've been so ashamed about this so it took me a while before I got the courage to post this message.

I must be one of the very few who have been only outside of Bernds but never inside. What a fool I am....

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Fats
07-30-07, 13:12
No way there is a club in this quiet and peaceful residence area and definitely not in that little house.

As far as I could see not a single sign saying Bernds, FKK or sauna club or anything. Just a simple house looking the same as all the other houses on that street.

I was absolutely certain there is no way whatsoever the "Mother of all FKKs" is located in that house.

I was not doubtful it could be that house or not. No, I was absolutely certain it wasn't. I was so certain I didn't even bother to step out of my car and knock on their door to ask.



The only indication that 28 Schieferhof is anything but a private residence is a small plaque by the doorbell which states "Private Club" where you would expect a family name. Next time you're in the area, you'll know exactly where to go, just don't park on the street, some of the neighbors are more than happy to have visitors to Bernd's towed.

Hollandmale
07-30-07, 16:32
As far as I could see not a single sign saying Bernds, FKK or sauna club or anything. Just a simple house looking the same as all the other houses on that street......the sign at the doorbell states "Privatclub", but you have to walk 10 meters from the roadside to the door to see it. From the roadside, the house number "28" is fairly big and can be lighted at night. It looks like a round and white ceiling lamp, hanging 3 meters high on the roadside wall. For people who've never been there and don't recognise the house, it's the only visible feature from the roadside.

Iseeu
07-31-07, 05:52
As far as I could see not a single sign saying Bernds, FKK or sauna club or anything. Just a simple house looking the same as all the other houses on that street.

I was absolutely certain there is no way whatsoever the "Mother of all FKKs" is located in that house.
Only a club in a commercial or industrial area would have a big sign. So as not to offend certain sensitivities and avoid embarassing childrens' questions ("Mommy, what's an FKK club?"), clubs in residential areas often only have a slightly bigger lighted number sign in the front, just as Bernd's does.


A few neighbours was outside walking and taking care of their gardens so the third time I came driving from the small "cow road" I was not in the mood to keep driving here for any longer. Nor did I feel it would be a good idea to ask the mother with 2 kids, who was walking on the street, if she would know if one of the world's top brothels is any place nearby.


You could have asked the mom or any of the other adult neighbors to help you. They would have pointed you in the right direction. And you would not have been the first one to ask. BTW, some of the Bernd's women rent homes in Lichtenberg, so they're also neighbors....

Stano
08-01-07, 06:47
and a fresh girl, young, very slim (skinny / about 45 kg) on her first day



Her name is LINDA. I saw her yesterday. Very slim, indeed. Long black hair and beautifull boobs.

I don't know if she offers a good service (Hof standard). Can somebody tell more about her ??

Zimmer
08-02-07, 06:49
Thanks to everyone who responded to my post. I've now found Wan Kings exterior posting however the link does not work anymore. Wan King, any chance you could post it again? The picture could certainly be useful if more Bernds newbies like myself wants to drive there.


You could have asked the mom or any of the other adult neighbors to help you. They would have pointed you in the right direction. And you would not have been the first one to ask.Iseeu,

Thank you for your suggestion. I would have done that for sure if I had thought there was a slightest possibility that Bernds could be located in that quiet residential area.

I think when someone who never has been to Bernds reads some of the glorifying reports that are posted here it's easy for that person to imagine a larger house/parking than Schieferhof 28. :)

What you are saying about the discretion factor is exactly what I've experienced in other countries but I was not prepared for this in Germany. All other clubs I've been to in Germany has always been very easy to identify as soon as I've found the right street. But now I know better.

I will definitely make another trip to Bernds and I'm absolutely certain I know exactly where to go now. :)

Thanks.

Excess
08-02-07, 15:44
Go for it, Flodhast,

After your visit to Bernd's, I am sure that you will agree that while it is not so big, Bernd's is definitely "larger than life" in as many ways as you wish to count..

Enjoy.



Iseeu,

Thank you for your suggestion. I would have done that for sure if I had thought there was a slightest possibility that Bernds could be located in that quiet residential area.

I think when someone who never has been to Bernds reads some of the glorifying reports that are posted here it's easy for that person to imagine a larger house/parking than Schieferhof 28. :)

I will definitely make another trip to Bernds and I'm absolutely certain I know exactly where to go now. :)

Thanks.

Fats
08-02-07, 16:28
This picture is a few years old but I don't think the place has changed much.

Bdltnt
08-09-07, 21:56
Her name is LINDA. I saw her yesterday. Very slim, indeed. Long black hair and beautifull boobs.

I don't know if she offers a good service (Hof standard). Can somebody tell more about her ??Hello all,

I'm still recovering from shock from my first visit to the legendary Bernd's. I have now visited several FKKs, but still have never visited the same one twice. I've liked them all but really had a great time at Bernd's. Such an interesting atmosphere. I will definitely return. I believe I am hooked. As mentioned in the reports earlier and throughout the many fora, this is not the place to go if you are looking for some mechanical session with a would-be supermodel. If you want some interesting choices and a really laid back ambience with no pressure at all. Then Bernd's is for you.

I arrived around 8:30pm and was greeted by Babsi at the door. She insisted on giving my tour in my native English and did a fine job of it. The first girl that I noticed was Linda. She is very thin just like I like them, a very young looking 19 with an adorable smile and open attitude. I went up and down the stairs and looked around a few times just to get the lay of the land. It was interesting, because I was welcomed immediately by all of the patrons and had a few good conversations with a very cool crowd. The ratio of guys to girls was probably 2:1 which was a bit disappointing, but I could really see the potential in the club. I am sure it's amazing at other times.

I decided to approach Linda and we had a great conversation on the couch. Her English is actually decent, but we spoke mostly German. Once in the room, she was incredibly passionate and seems to genuinely love sex. I just melted looking at this girl. The best way that I can describe her is that she is the 19yo girl that you see on the street while walking with your wife that you are mentally undressing and thinking of the things you want to do to her. That's her! She had excellent oral skills, although she wouldn't allow CIM. No matter though, be/see her pussy was so tight that I really wanted to cum insider her anyway. All in all, I would certainly repeat with Linda. And I did later on in the evening.

I would repeat Bernd's again and again. Hope this helps with your question about Linda. She is incredibly sweet and should be taken care of well there. If you have any questions about her service let me know on the board or in a PM.

JC

Jackyo
08-12-07, 01:07
.. describing Brandy as a greyhound.

I've been sitting in my car over the past week or so driving and then this thought strikes me and it makes me smile.

Then it occurred to me: In French making love "a la levrette" is in effect, doing it doggy style.

At the same time, the word levrette in French is also the word for a female greyhound.

Coincidence? Or is it WK's way of subliminally saying he would only do her doggy style? Is this bizarre or what?

Wanking
08-12-07, 11:50
he he :D
Thing is I just found her physically gross!!!

Kiwi 69
08-12-07, 17:29
Firstly, thanks for all the good Bernds info, especially from Iseeu, re Mahe! I made a visit Friday, met by Jamilla, very cute. Walked around till Mahe surfaced, started chatting, then she suggested a "drier" with Marcella (who had been put on the "to do" list! ) Am not really a fan of paid 3somes, but WTF, we only live once! It was the best 3some I have ever had, tongues fingers, pussies and a dick everywhere! That lasted 30 min, cause I wanted Mahe solo as she was scheduled to finish early, so we carried on for an hour or more. She is very, very special, lots of fun and a stunning performer. We finished, had some dinner and talked a while. Am already looking forward to a rerun!

Saw a cute dark girl I thought was Princess, wrong, she was Leonie, a Brazilian chica, so had a session, was lots of fun.

After a long recovery break hooked up with Marcella. That was a ride, she is so much fun, totally uninhibited, knows what she likes and gives it all back. It was an hour plus of licking, sucking, fingering, screwing every way my old body could manage ending with an awesome CIM. I can't wait till next time!

Will have to post this now, can't figure out to write long reports on German keyboards! Part 2 to follow.

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Kiwi 69
08-12-07, 17:59
After the sensory overload of solo sessions with Mahe and Marcella, I had several coffees and decided who was to go on the list for next time. Mahe (and Marcella) are interesting to talk with before, during and after which is very nice, real GFE's.

I saw a cute girl with an unshaven pussy (is that Mara? )who was always busy, who looked very "doable ", also Jane, super model thin with great breasts. Both for next time, also Princess.

After reading some negative comments re facilities, food, etc I wouldn't complain about anything. Maybe if there were more guys there I suppose it could get "busy", but the same can be said about many clubs. I thought the food was good, you could eat when you wanted and there was a variety of choice.

The atmosphere is like a low key porn movie shoot, everyone is having fun and I haven't ever been to a club where ALL the girls look like they are having fun and want to be there. Truly a wonderful experience!

Negative points? Bernds are too far from where I live! They are not open weekends!

Maybe those are good points for my financial health, no, definitely!

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Kiwi 69
08-18-07, 20:36
Friday I needed a "fix", yes, Bernds has done that to me! Lifes tough! I had decided to try one of Sandras massages. All I can say is, I want more!

She is a real sweetheart, lots of fun. Met a Belgian guy at dinner on his first visit to Bernds (previous FKK visits were YY and GT, he was seriously impressed with Bernds), had a good chat. After eating I went on the prowl, Marcella wasn't there, Mahe was servicing some miserable bastard in the upstairs bar, he never even smiled, just used her as two holes. There are some weird fuckers out there. The down side of the job for the girls.

Scored Mara, disappeared to a room, she is truly a gem. Lots of fun, loves give and take, GFE 200 %. Afterwards we cuddled and talked, she is very interesting, very focused, knows what she wants and goes for it. Will I repeat?

Most definitely! I like a girl you can talk with before, during and after. After this I went looking for Mahe, but she was not feeling like any more sessions and was going home.

Decided to try Princess, that was also fun, but after the first two I had been spoiled, and finished after 30 min, but as has been written before, she is good. I missed out on Leonie, (there were not so many girls working that night) and called it a night.

All For Bb
08-19-07, 22:54
I have never been in this club. How far this club from Oase? How far from Dossdorff if drive? I will be in Dossdorff for 3 days, plan to go GT Thursday, Bernds Friday, phg Saturday. Is that a good plan? Is Friday a good day to go or I should try Thursday? If I bored at Bernds (since it is small) where is the closed club? Is that feasable to visit 2 small clubs at one day? It called mother of fkk, because it is oldest club, or because the girls are all mother age? I preferred young girls, although I understand that the service is important. But like to try. Should I save this club for next time to visit Frankfurt since it is not too far from oase?

It seems we pay in the end instead of pay girl for each session, is that right?

Just read Brazil site: the price for girls are about the same at fkk and thermas. It seems that service is good at rio, anal without extra charge, but flight time from US is longer to rio, and need a visa to go there. Other consideration is color, fkk has more light color, while thermas tend to have darker color skined girls. Usually, european girls have lovely pussy and feet, while brazil girl's feet usally not that attractive. I am feet fetish.

Please advise. Thanks!
all4bb

Euro100
08-19-07, 23:15
I have never been in this club. How far this club from Oase? How far from Dossdorff if drive? I will be in Dossdorff for 3 days, plan to go GT Thursday, Bernds Friday, phg Saturday. Is that a good plan? Is Friday a good day to go or I should try Thursday? If I bored at Bernds (since it is small) where is the closed club? Is that feasable to visit 2 small clubs at one day? It called mother of fkk, because it is oldest club, or because the girls are all mother age? I preferred young girls, although I understand that the service is important. But like to try. Should I save this club for next time to visit Frankfurt since it is not too far from oase?

It seems we pay in the end instead of pay girl for each session, is that right?

Just read Brazil site: the price for girls are about the same at fkk and thermas. It seems that service is good at rio, anal without extra charge, but flight time from US is longer to rio, and need a visa to go there. Other consideration is color, fkk has more light color, while thermas tend to have darker color skined girls. Usually, european girls have lovely pussy and feet, while brazil girl's feet usally not that attractive. I am feet fetish.

Please advise. Thanks!
all4bb

Uhhhhgggg, lot's of questions. Here are some answers:

I have never heard of "Dossdorff". Wild guess: you mean Düsseldorf. Then it's less than an hour drive from the airport. (Get a car with GPS!) Bernds is very far from Oase, at least 2 hours by (fast ;)) car.

"It called mother of fkk, because it is oldest club, or because the girls are all mother age?" Ummm, I don't know how old your mother is ;) Usually the girls at Bernds are in their early twenties. If your mother is this young, you shouldn't be reading this forum :D.

"It seems we pay in the end instead of pay girl for each session, is that right?" Yep, correct. They call all of the girls you sessioned with to the front, and then you have one more chance for a quick hug/grope/kiss after forking over your dough.

Brazil: I have posted lots on the comparison. You can find all kinds of skin colors in Brazil. Search my past posts, and you will find lots of info on Brazil. (Mostly Rio, actually.)

"Usually, european girls have lovely pussy and feet, while brazil girl's feet usally not that attractive." Well, I cannot help you there. I cannot recall even a single foot on any of the girls I have ever slept with. For me the visual scan starts at the face, then moves downward. Once my gaze reaches the mumu, I am done ;).

Iseeu
08-20-07, 01:32
Met up with Irish Pussyman at FRA, who was nice enough to pick me up at FRA after an all night redeye from the West Coast and drive me all of the way up to the Hof for the monthly inspection. Nice guy, we had a great time comparing mongering venues, and some common threads in our backgrounds.
IPM isn't a regular reporter here, so I'll take the liberty and report for him as well.

Readers may recall that on my last visit I was joined by my buddies, the suave Routard and the inimitable Wan King, leaving our indelible mark on the consciousness of Bernd's. This visit wasn't as well planned (we basically only confirmed plans that morning) but this was still a great visit. Originally, both if us had planned to go to Oase, but it being dessous day and a a cloudy one at that, made a day at Oase less attractive.Actually, IPM was staying in FRA for the specific purpose of going to Oase, but i don't think that he ever made it there.

We arrived at about 2 p.m. and found only 3 other men there, about 12 women in house with more coming later for the evening shift. Lineup included:
Brandi (who actually worked the downstairs bar dressed in jeans and a T until Jessica came), Celine, Debbie, Denise, Inna, Izana (new, German, blonde, nice package, about 30), Jamilla, Katja, Kim, Leonie, Lisa, Mara, Marcella, Michelle, Princess, Rita, Tanya, Vicky.
Missing: Monica, Mahe, Linda (not sure if she's coming back) Svenja, Babsi, Tatiana (Her name's not on the messsage board. Is she gone for good?).

Gave IPM the lowdown and since he likes some meat on the bones, suggested that he begin with Katja. Not a bad start, lucky Irishman. Later, in a scene reminiscent of Wan King's visual intercourse with Vicky ( who still has a look of shock and awe when she remembers Wan King's approach to her 6 weeks ago), he sat across from Vicky in the upstairs lounge making eyes at her and playing with himself, while she played with herself, before making a move.

In the meantime, I could not resist going with an unoccupied Mara (who's never unoccupied-that's how slow it was when we first got there) for my opener. I just had to make sure that Routard's girl is taken care of well. It's all that I could do for a friend, ne ce'st pas? She's great, intelligent, pliable, with a rich varied life out of the club and just fun to be with. Spent about 45 minutes in the room and then we went off and showered together downstairs. Nice GFE touch.

Walked around a bit, had something to eat, then went to sit upstairs, looking to meet my Bernd's goal of "Something old, something new and something tried and true". Mara was the old- I know she's not old, but it's a figurative term and it was time to look for someone new. As I walked past the bar, I was greeted by Marcella, who had just arrived. She made room for me to sit next to her.
We spoke for awhile, picking up our conversation from last time, and then she excused herself for a few minutes, only to come back with Princess, who more or less accosted me (Marcella, had gone to tell her that I was there.) They sat down on either side of me ,we spoke, caught up on the last couple of weeks and played around a bit. Then without warning or so much as a hint from me (I swear) they went wild, began making out with each other with me caught in the middle...and then went after me. Princess plopped herself on my lap, massaging jr. under the towel, then took him all the way to the root, then leaned over me to get at Marcella's puppies leaving her glorious choco booty and gleaming slit in reach for my own hungry mouth.
I looked up to see IPM and the rest of the room avidly watching the show. Deja Vu. Marcella left and came back to say that the blue room was empty. Now, pls note that at no point did I say to either one of them that we should go to a room or do anything else together. I was just a pawn, a willing pawn in this case, and of course a paying pawn in the end.

Hot, hot session that went for almost an hour. We both ate out Princess, then both sucked on me, then both of us ate out Marcella. We were all over each other all over that big bed making multiple daisy chains. I succeeded in holding back for almost 45 minutes, but finally the sensory overload of the 2 of them sucking on me, sucking on each other, and finally me in doggie to Princess with Marcella behind me stroking my anus and balls, put me over the top. This is the 3rd time that the 3 of us have done a 3some. So a lucky 3.

This Princess thing has given me some of the best sex in my full sex life, and continues to do so. This is getting to a different level, that sensual stratosphere, where the lack of oxygen causes the gray matter problems, that plateau that all mongers should be cautioned to avoid. I know. But we can't seem to stay away from each other, and even knowing what she does for a living, like a child told to stay away from fire, I can't keep my hand away from the flame...and nothing has managed to reduce the flame.

We emerged after close to an hour- I was really spent. Did the sauna thing, made some work related calls and checked emails. Came back to the bar to find Champagne being poured for Rosie's (the owner) birthday. Then went back to look for "my something new".

Found Leonie in the upstairs lounge. She is gorgeous, tall, model's figure, Brazilian booty, beautiful features, cornrow rasta braids, artificial boobs. IPM discovered that she'd worked in many of the key mongering clubs in Rio.I liked her smile and how she intereacted with others. And Princess and she hit it off, so I was guaranteed to be treated well. Wild service, she's a squirter, which I lapped up, and then she turned to junior and gave one of the softest, most caring and dedicated BBBJ that I've ever had. She played him like a violin, prolonging the sensation and it was so good and soft and comfortable, that I elected to just CIM. Wow...

IPM had gotten all horny watching my couch action with Princess and Marcella, so he decided that he had to have a Princess experience too, which I'm told that he enjoyed. Luck of the Irish- a Katja, Vicky and Princess trifecta. Not bad for a Bernd's beginner.

We left at about 8 with IPM driving me back to FRA to catch yet another redeye. Thanks to IPM for putting up with me on the long trip and for changing his plans to accomodate mine.

Inspection score: B+

Krazydude
08-20-07, 06:26
I just wanted to ask if Bernd's has some policy wherein they do not allow Asian's in. Since I have read here that the community is predominantly German and quite close, with patrons coming to Bernd's for ages (in a matter of speaking), would an Asian stand out like a sore thumb, because the reason why I would like to visit Bernd's is for the ambiance and good company (of course women are the major draw for sure, but those are common to all FKK, Saunaclubs)

Cunning 1
08-20-07, 09:56
Iseeu,

Ace report and makes me desperate to return. Good to see some fresh reporting of the lovely ladies. Roll on October.

C1

Viscount
08-20-07, 10:21
Last time I was at the Hof, in July, Monica told me she was away until September in her native Hungary, I hope to return also sometime in September, anyway great report Iseeu/IPM, makes a good read, thanks, and I willl return soon.

Nashluv69
08-20-07, 13:21
Iseeu,

Met you last November (the week of thanksgiving) at the Hof and the next night at Oase. Your reports keep me alive while I'm back home. I hope to catch up with you again someday. I'll be back in Deutschland this year once again during the week of thanksgiving, hope you are around. Every report you give on the Hof makes me lust for more Hof action. As I always say, I only get laid once a year, all week long though, when I make my yearly pilgrimage to the infamous triangle plus the Hof. This is coming from a guy who is married and has two girlfriends. Anyhow, keep it up (literally) and keep the reports coming. Each of your reports are read in great anticipation.

Nash

Wanking
08-20-07, 21:32
Iseeu,

What can I say!! When are u going to write your memoirs?? Should be a best seller...

Euro100
08-20-07, 23:48
Inspection score: B+
What do the girls have to do to ace your exams? You are one tough grader :D!

Needless to say: I put this one into ROD. Awesome, as always.

Routard
08-21-07, 17:06
I just had to make sure that Routard's girl is taken care of well. It's all that I could do for a friend, ne ce'st pas?

I have met Irish Pussyman the next day in Goldentime and he told me about your meeting.

I promised to take care of your girlfriend too on the same way you did, unfortunately I had to interrupt my FKK tour and return home as soon as possible.

Kiwi 69
09-01-07, 23:03
I just wanted to ask if Bernd's has some policy wherein they do not allow Asian's in.I was in Bernds Friday and there was a Chinese dude there, he first did some 69, then a crazy self HJ routine (with condom on! ) with Marcella sitting on his face, she was doing a be porno movie type act, moaning, etc! The place (upstairs bar)was in fits, the theke frau, Connie, couldn't stand up!

I had a session with Leonie while I was waiting for Sandra, fun! Managed to have an hour with Sandra later, that was a truly memorable experience! I must press (or is it lick? ) all the right buttons with her, she is a great GFE and more.

Finished the night with Marcella, a seriously raunchy session of debauchery, fucking and sucking, ending in a ball draining CIM, combined with another 100% GFE. I think I could just have just those two and be satisfied. Although I must have Mara again (she was always busy when I was free) and Linda and Brandy look very desirable. Anyone tested either of those two? Comments awaited eagerly! We should have a grading system with details of performance, maybe?

Jackyo
09-02-07, 08:14
I just wanted to ask if Bernd's has some policy wherein they do not allow Asian's in. Since I have read here that the community is predominantly German and quite close, with patrons coming to Bernd's for ages (in a matter of speaking), would an Asian stand out like a sore thumb, because the reason why I would like to visit Bernd's is for the ambiance and good company (of course women are the major draw for sure, but those are common to all FKK, Saunaclubs)
They are mostly Japanese who live in Duesseldorf and they mostly speak German. Mostly also they fly solo.

I've only really seen Japanese in groups at Goldentime and there the more mercenary blondes seem to enjoy picking them off one by one.

This club does have a local clientele, that is for sure.

You can still have a good time even if you speak no German but if you want 100% participation in the goings on, German is recommended.

There is a constant dialogue which goes on between the patrons, the girls and the Thekenpersonnel. This is what adds to the special athmosphere of this club.

Tony70
09-04-07, 19:21
I just wanted to ask if Bernd's has some policy wherein they do not allow Asian's in. Since I have read here that the community is predominantly German and quite close, with patrons coming to Bernd's for ages (in a matter of speaking), would an Asian stand out like a sore thumb, because the reason why I would like to visit Bernd's is for the ambiance and good company (of course women are the major draw for sure, but those are common to all FKK, Saunaclubs)

Krazydude,

I am Chinese and was at Bernd's last week for the first time. I was made very welcome bu the girls, duty manager and had a very good conversation with regular German guests! A has been said before, Bernd's is quite different from the larger clubs of the NWR(PHG, GT) in terms of it is much smaller and more homely. But the service of the ladies is something different!

If you don't mind having a BJ in an open couch and then 69(as I did) then this is the place for you!

Tony

Routard
09-10-07, 15:41
I had a meeting with a few friends at Bernd's on Friday. Unfortunately business had taken all my time and I arrived at midnight, leaving me only one hour before closing time, making it my shortest visit in FKK ever.

I have had a long drive by car and reaching Bernds was as if I had reached home. Most girls recognized me from last time and smiled at me. Svenja offered me a drink and informed me that my friends had already left the building. She noticed how tired I was and took great care of me. I spent all my time with her till closing time. Nice feeling to be with a familiar girl, it was as if I was finally with my girlfriend after a long journey.

I had made a reservation at Reuter, but the hotel was already closed. Svenja helped me to find a hotel in Hennef that is open 24 hours a day. Good to know, so here the adress of this hotel:

Hotel Johnel
Frankfurterstasse 152
Tel. 02242 969 830
fax. 02242 969 8322
hoteljohnel@t-online.de
www.hoteljohnel.de
Pricing: room 40€, breakfast 5€.

When coming from Bernd's, at the highway take the second exit (Hennef West), then take left at the Stop. Drive straight, you will see Mac Donald and a few car dealers. Continue straight and the hotel is on the right side next to a gas station.

Duralong
09-10-07, 16:56
(. continues from 5th day at samya )

6th day, tuesday 4 september: bernds, hennef-lichtenberg

with these not so exiting or even bad experiences at my shoulders, my thoughts were still going back to melissa at yin yang. in my list there was bernds left, but i was undecided. i was also thinking of going back to yy in the hope of seeing the infernal girl again. you may say i am a fool, but these are the facts, that girl left a sign on me.

in that sunny morning i went for a long relaxing walk along a path on a bank of the rhein to find a decision. amazing places immersed in green and sometimes even some small sandy beach!

i may now say that fortunately i decided to go to bernds as originally planned.

berdns opens late at 13, and also wandering slowly through the country, before midday i was already there.

the sight of that apparently normal house, with the number 28 in evidence, didn’t procure me great expectations of what i could have found inside, and, in spite of what i had read on this place, i remained quite skeptic.

feeling a little bit tired for having not slept well, i looked for a quiet spot, uphill in the country, stopped the car and took quite a good nap.

at around 13:15 i rang the bell and a nude girl came to open the door. a nice girl, but not so impressive. at least at first sight (you will learn why i say so). at the entrance desk another woman of the staff (dressed) asked for my name and wrote it down on a paper, then she said: "mara will show you the place". i thus followed the nude girl for a first guided tour of the place (it doesn’t take too much).

after the shower i wound myself with the towel of ordinance, which will keep to loosen all the time later? . here they don’t have bathrobes. the use of the towel may be sexier and conforms better with the girls that are nude, but it’s really uncomfortable to me, and perhaps, not being used to it, i was feeling cold sometimes.

as you may already know, the place develops in two floors, each with a bar desk and nearby rooms, some open for the exhibitionists, plus a small garden outside, were i could see the famous, funny, inflated pool (! ), but that day was too cold to stay outside. upstairs there is the buffet and downstairs a sauna.

as the place is small, so you have to share spaces, and usually the inclination of guest is "familiar" (but you also have to be lucky), i soon get to know a young guy from french, of chinese/vietnamese origin, at his 2nd day there! we had lunch together and commented the situation. at the bar downstairs another guy joined us in the discussion. he is from switzerland, the italian side, so he speaks italian too. he told us he has been living in germany since some years, but his german is still very poor, however he has been a frequent guest here. he likes the place and the atmosphere. he put his experience at our disposition: some girls are here since many years, some others change, at times the lineup was really impressive, now we are on the average. in fact i couldn’t see any stunner yet, at least in my opinion, even if, for many coming here at bernds, the two blacks princesse and leonie are stunners, and are in fact pretty busy all the time, they are not so exciting to me. for the rest 2 or 3 girls i don’t like and 7-8 nice girls, that, for now, don’t trigger me to action.

* katia

at about 15:30 there are new arrivals, one in particular captures my attention and animates the place. while i was talking to my friends i saw for a moment an imposing brunette who looked like the incarnation of the ideal woman to me! but not only for me. in fact she disappeared.

eager to see her again i am not much concentrated in the discussion with my friends, i explore the place up and down, but i can’t see her no more anywhere. of course she went to a room, perhaps with a regular client.

my friends seem not to share my interest, that woman is too imposing for them, who prefer slender or smaller types. my bbw appeared, but disappeared again quickly, like if she were booked in advance, so it took a while before i could be able to approach her.

finally i could see her placing herself on a couch downstairs, so i immediately reached her telling her how i was impressed in seeing her before. it turned out that she is the famous katia, someone defined her: "the pornostar of bernds", well i agree. katia to me is a real stunner, she is a bbw because she is tall with flesh on the bones, but only on the right places. dark, almost black hair and turquoise eyes like gems on a beautiful face. natural d cups and a killer curvy body. she still exhibits a natural tan since her last vacation in spain, with the mark of slips which further enhances (if possible) the allure of her body. she is 38, but looks younger, and i cannot imagine what she could have been in her twenties! talking to katia is nice, but she is professional and gets quickly to the point. with her dfk my cock readily peeped out of the towel, she didn’t miss the occasion to bring it to maximum rigidity with a deep and prolonged bj on the couch, while i was fingering her. once in the room i could finally see her impressive pussy, opened like a flower and offered to me. she took me in cowgirl and then reversed devouring my cock to the end. she was moving so well and i was so excited thinking i was fucking such a beautiful woman that this time i couldn’t control myself and after maybe 12’ i came in a redeeming explosion. she said "looks like if you didn’t have a girl since 20 days! ". well, not exactly, but the effect is the same, i thought. social time was short but fun. she told me of her native town: kaliningrad, of her 20 y.o. son and of her mate, who every day tries to convince her to quit, but this work is important for her.

after a few minutes looking in her eyes i felt the beast was still hungry, and so i took her again and again. in approaching the ½ hour i asked her if we were going for a double session or not. she told me that i could come one time and is 50, two times is still a 50, and that here they don’t look at some minutes extra. as i came relatively quickly the first time, maybe she thought it wouldn’t take much for me to come a second time. but after 45’ and all sweat (yeah, it gets really hot in the rooms at bernds, in every sense she took the occasion of a pause to put her shoes on and stand up, so implying it was enough. out of the room she handed me a towel for the shower and kissing her i said "maybe we can have another session later" and she smiled, as saying "who knows".

i rejoined my friends. the french guy also had a session, but complained because he came too fast. yes, is something that may happen, particularly when you are young, but with time and application you will solve this problem, my friend. as i did. now i have most often the opposite problem, and perhaps this time there is no solution. the guy from switzerland instead was still waiting for the right inspiration, but after tens of times of frequentation of the place, he already knew almost all the girls, a part some new ones: a long legged, slender brunette with wide dark eyes, who was about to tempt me, another slender blonde.

a football amateur, he told us of when germany lost the match against italy at the latest world cup and the place closed ahead of time, paying back the entrance ticket to the customers!

* katia (again)

we were still on a couch talking, but in the meantime time has passed and an unoccupied katia is wandering in the room. realizing that i couldn’t take my eyes out of her she probably did what follows intentionally.

she started a sexy dance in front of us, also using the pole right there, at times glancing at me. at this sight i had an immediate hard on, that the towel couldn’t hide. my friends were quite interdict. seeing i was not passing to action she put a leg on one of the stools at the bar desk, bent herself and started masturbating, placing her **** close to my eyes! (distances at bernds are short :) at this sight i acted instinctively, i stood up, got rid of the towel and went to rub my cock against her. she moaned of satisfaction: she succeeded in her intent. after a while she turned herself and began to suck my dick. i think it were stiff like iron. then i suddenly found myself provided with a condom! she has an astounding technique to dress you with her mouth! she turned and bowed, sustaining herself against the bar desk. i thus started to fuck her wildly from behind. probably everybody was observing the scene, but i could only realize that also mara was there, just to my right, standing at the bar desk and observing my efforts.

then katia led me to a room where high voltage sex followed. i did my best to please her (who knows) and, supposedly, she did her best to make me come, but this time she stopped exactly after ½ hour, probably thinking i am a desperate case. she dismissed me with a kiss and a smile. and handing me a towel for the shower, as before.

at this point i really needed to recharge batteries, drink, eat and restore. first i went to the bar upstairs, were i met mara again. i asked her how the show was. she asked me why i went to a room, i could have continued there, or in the open room as a benefit to the public! i answered that it was not my intention to give a public show, but that it just happened, then i simply followed katia who went in that room, then i closed the door because it was natural to me. but she made me think i may have an exhibitionist side that i never brought to light and left unexpressed. meanwhile the french guy left, so i spent the rest of the evening with the swiss guy. he told me that perhaps mara was disappointed because she thought i was looking at her and then she saw me in action with katia again. in effect i was intrigued by mara, even if she is so different from katia. the swiss guy perceived my interest in mara and he recommended me to try her. he had very good experiences with her. but while we were talking, other shows started and went on for a while in two open rooms. at a certain point a guy was involved in a session with 4 girls and mara was one of them. well, you know, is part of the game.

* mara

later in the evening, at about 8 pm, the situation calmed down and i finally could see mara alone, looking at me.

i made her a sign to came and sit near me. she came. i told her that i don’t like only the voluptuous kind of woman like katia, that i was thinking of her for quite a while and that i was glad to finally have her close to me.

mara is dutch, 23. she has intense eyes and fleshy lips, a gentle face crowned by short blonde hair. she has small and sharp tits, a tonic body of white complexion, with round buttocks, a sinuosity waist-hips not too accentuated but sufficient to made her sexy. contrarily to most girls, that are shaved, she exhibits her little dark pubic hair.

our intercourse started with a very long and passionate kiss. i say passionate because it’s the right word, for the first time i was surprised and i thought "she kisses like if she were my girlfriend! ". well, if it’s only technique, it’s amazing! then i touched her and she guided my hand where she liked it most. she took me to a room, where i ate her in a daty with her still standing, then 69 and intense sex in all positions. i didn’t watch at the clock, perhaps she didn’t either, but i can say we went along for a long time. finally, perhaps both exhausted, me for sure, we laid down on the bed to rest and talk.

she told me she is so fit because she makes sports. i understood she likes her work. "the first time i was bothered and if it were awful i probably wouldn’t have continued. but i did almost nothing, they just licked me. and gave me money, so i thought it was not bad". "to me it’s not so important how they look. many times i had bad sex with good looking guys or vice versa". "most important thing is that they are clean and gentle. " understood guys! ?

"certainly it would be different if i had to choose a man to have children with. i would choose a fit and good looking guy, also in behalf of my children :) ". she told me also other things of her life and i recounted her something of mine. of the year i spent in los angeles, of my sailing races of some years ago.

was so nice to stay with her. mara is a wonderful girl, she is not just a body to love, she also got a brain.

and perhaps she likes me and she is having good time with me? i thought. you know, i would have stayed there forever, but at a certain point we had to leave.

under the shower i was thinking: "how could it be possible that i am so attracted by such different kinds of woman at the same time? . there should be something wrong in this rhetoric of love between "a" man and "a" woman. we are not made for a life in couple. ". a thought that can bring us quite far if developed. i think.

mara didn’t went for other sessions later, as shortly thereafter (at about 22), she came to tell me goodbye as she was about to leave. so i kissed her for the last time. katia had already left.

i waited for my swiss friend, who in the meantime evidently found the inspiration for a session, as he was not around. finally he showed up, to me there were no point in staying further, so i told him i intended to leave. he accompany me to the desk upstairs, were you should pay for your sessions before leaving. in the paper where they wrote your name when you arrived there is the list, compiled by the girls who have pleased you. i was expecting to pay 3 sessions, although i would have accepted also if mara had charged me a double session. but mara charged me only for a single session! what a kind girl!

katia instead, in spite of what she told me in the room, charged me our first session as a 1h session (50+50 here).

i obviously complained for this, explaining the facts. i told them that the session lasted about 45’ indeed, but i was told it was ok. moreover if i knew that the girl were going to charge me for 1h i would have spent the entire hour with her! at bernds, as you know, when you are about to leave, the girls that have pleased you, if available, come to say you goodbye. being my two girls gone, a substitute girl was probably elected and she was assisting me in dealing the problem with the staff. they tried to contact katia to have her version, but, being unavailable, at a certain point they decided in my favor: "ok, the owner will pay for your 15’ extra, and tomorrow we will ask katia". well, i hope they won’t harass katia for this, perhaps misunderstanding, but i appreciated very much the decision of the direction. this is style, and bernds confirmed its good reputation also in this accidental situation. i thanked them, paid my 150€, said goodbye to my friend, kissed the girl, and exited in open air.

driving back to the hotel the images and the feelings of that day were returning and mixing in my mind. most of all i was remembering of mara, and not only because she was my last one.

i really would have liked to come with her, i didn’t. perhaps time is signing me and i should resign myself to this fact of being able to come only once a day, at least when i make a "tour de force" like this, or perhaps i need even longer times, but i will have time to address this issue in the next months.

but also the memory of katia were so vivid in my mind. what a force of nature!
mara, katia, thanks for existing! thanks for existing to all the other girls like you. you sell us moments we will not forget and an illusion, an illusion that makes our life brighter.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]click here (]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=642563&postcount=97[/url) for more information.

Jackyo
09-16-07, 11:22
... is spelled K A T J A, by the way, and not Katia.

Euro100
09-16-07, 14:19
J or I, who really cares; we all know who she is ;)

Hollandmale
09-18-07, 07:32
.....according to Youppies-forum:

Friday September 21: Dessous-Party.
Wednesday October 31: Halloween-Party.

Parties at Bernds are crowded from 15.00 till 21.00.
Usual girls attendance on Parties is around 20.
The girls are NOT naked on Parties :(.

Voyager1
09-19-07, 14:04
Hello Everybody

I was at Bernds on Friday, Sept 10. I arrived there at 5:00 Pm and was greeted by a really hot black girl. Finally, I said, something to look forward to. She showed me the place, told me that the jaccuzi down stairs is available at an extra cost and left me to wash up and get ready. It must have been a slow day as I only saw about eight 5’s & 6’s with the original host being the only exception. I was expecting a more sensuous experience as highlighted by the various reports here. Maybe the higher expectation was because I was coming in from Frankfurt’s super clubs. I was really hoping for the GFE with a 8 or better as that is what I was thirsty for, but that is far from what I got. There were about 10 men there, mostly situated in the main living room couches watching television with one taking care of business with the hot host. After about 15 min of couch action, the guy disappeared. The hot chick returned about half an hour later and while reporting to the management she gets picked up again and the whole cycle begins again. This chick was obviously very popular. While I was there I counted at least 6 guys that she took on while the others girls were parked on the bench in the basement. IMHO somebody this popular would not make a good GFE as the image of all these guys having her effects me. Oh well, there is probably more talent that will be arriving, I will just have to be patient, I said to myself. I went to the small kitchen and had a bite to eat on one of the 3 tables. I met up with another guy who too had traveled 200 km to get to this place and was telling me that he really liked the personal slowed down pace of this place and that he had just had a session. Considering the talent I had seen there, I really was not impressed with his conquest. At about 8 it was becoming obvious the situation was not going to change. At 9 Pm I called it a day and left. For me this was write off of 70E. I reached OASE at 11:00 and attended the 10th year party and man what a change of pace that was.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Jackyo
09-20-07, 16:03
Hello Everybody

I was at Bernds on Friday, Sept 10. I arrived there at 5:00 Pm and was greeted by a really hot black girl. Finally, I said, something to look forward to. She showed me the place, told me that the jaccuzi down stairs is available at an extra cost and left me to wash up and get ready. It must have been a slow day as I only saw about eight 5’s & 6’s with the original host being the only exception. I was expecting a more sensuous experience as highlighted by the various reports here. Maybe the higher expectation was because I was coming in from Frankfurt’s super clubs. I was really hoping for the GFE with a 8 or better as that is what I was thirsty for, but that is far from what I got. There were about 10 men there, mostly situated in the main living room couches watching television with one taking care of business with the hot host. After about 15 min of couch action, the guy disappeared. The hot chick returned about half an hour later and while reporting to the management she gets picked up again and the whole cycle begins again. This chick was obviously very popular. While I was there I counted at least 6 guys that she took on while the others girls were parked on the bench in the basement. IMHO somebody this popular would not make a good GFE as the image of all these guys having her effects me. Oh well, there is probably more talent that will be arriving, I will just have to be patient, I said to myself. I went to the small kitchen and had a bite to eat on one of the 3 tables. I met up with another guy who too had traveled 200 km to get to this place and was telling me that he really liked the personal slowed down pace of this place and that he had just had a session. Considering the talent I had seen there, I really was not impressed with his conquest. At about 8 it was becoming obvious the situation was not going to change. At 9 Pm I called it a day and left. For me this was write off of 70E. I reached OASE at 11:00 and attended the 10th year party and man what a change of pace that was.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.
You've hit the nail right on the head. This place isn't about visuals. The women don't rate 9 or 10 here.

As Wan King notes in a posting he made a couple of months ago, Brandi gets a lot of good reviews service-wise but he thought she looked like a greyhound.

This club is all about service. Its a small, cozy, uninhibited environment which is just the opposite of the large, impersonal, F-factory environments of the large clubs. Its also more oriented to a local German-speaking clientele. Tourists make it out there too but they aren't their bread and butter.

Note to newbies: If you only turned on by looks, then stick with the Frankfurt clubs.

I don't how long you've indulged in the hobby, how many clubs you've visited and how many women you've met but once you're past the newbie stage and start to sharpen your criteria, you'll know why this club is as highly rated as it is.

I have to admit that I didn't understand its appeal either at the beginning but over time I started to understand. You can throw a dart here to pick the chick you will meet and you will be given Hof-style service (which is, by the way, a comment you will read a lot on the RF forum. The guys will post and say: "I met so-and-so and she was great. She provided services like they do at the Hof.")

You can't say that about the Hessen 3 where the women (and the clubs) are less customer-oriented.

Polar
09-20-07, 20:15
Jackyo have already said whats needed. Since I travel some 1500 km at least every second month just to visit Bernds I just can't resist a comment.

You are perfectly right there are a lot of very nice girls at Oase. This was my former favourite club, and I have been lucky and had several sessions there at the same level I can find at Bernds.

The main difference is that at Bernds you might go with any girl, and still know you will get the treatment of your life. At Oase you really need to look out for what you chose. Depends on what you are looking for, but I see it as a benefit that I more or less know what girls will be there when I show up. At Oase I have several times agreed on a new meeting some weeks later, just to realisz that the girl has disappeard when I come back. This is not that likely at Bernds.

But of course, be best thing for us foreigners is the fact that in Germany there is always somthing available regardless of personal taste.

Cunning 1
09-21-07, 03:14
Being one of those who travels from afar to reach Bernds (probably near 10,000kms from Australia to the Hof), I always ensure I go there on every trip. Is it for the optificks? No, it's for the fun time, relaxed atmosphere and great service. I just wish someone would help me with my German as I miss out on all the chat going on.

I visit lots of other places, but life's about a blend of experience and you always can bank on Bernds.

C1

Hollandmale
09-21-07, 08:28
Last Wednesday, 17 girls present, posted on Youppie-forum:

- Babsi, Mara, Michelle, Brandy, Katya, Jamila, Rita, Princess,
Léonie, Anna, Svenja, Kim, Linda, Céline, Lisa, Marcella, Mahé.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but many of the above
mentioned girls are pretty and attractive by most standards.

And their service is way above anything in FFM and NRW :).

Viscount
09-21-07, 11:34
I had a nice session at Bernds a week ago, was met at the door by Monica, what a nice sight after my last visit in July, I sessioned with Monica, Princess and Katja, about 15 girls were present, but Mara was busy as usual, so maybe next time, hopefully, I had been in Oase the previous night and it was quite busy but what a contrast, beteew the two, the food at Oase is crap, Bernds food is of a much higher standard and provided by the nearby, Reuter hotel. I agree the girls are not stunners but thats not what I look for for, and I also could not get the hang of this club for the first few visits, but now I am recognised by the girls and the lady manager I think you have to go there a few times before you are trusted so to speak, my German is not that good so I look forward to meeting some English speaking guests, whick has always been the case, some people may or not know, that it is possible to get a bus to Bernds the number 522 from Hennef banhof, but it only runs every hour, usually on the hour and takes about 15 minutes to get to the Reuter hotel, then the hof is a short walk from there, the last bus back is 2100 so get a taxi back to Hennef, hope that helps someone.

Long live Bernds.

Iseeu
09-23-07, 07:46
Just reading that list is making me salivate, and experience other physiological phenomena....

Pavlov was right :-)


Last Wednesday, 17 girls present, posted on Youppie-forum:

- Babsi, Mara, Michelle, Brandy, Katya, Jamila, Rita, Princess,
Léonie, Anna, Svenja, Kim, Linda, Céline, Lisa, Marcella, Mahé.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but many of the above
mentioned girls are pretty and attractive by most standards.

And their service is way above anything in FFM and NRW :).

Wanking
09-23-07, 18:46
Being one of those who travels from afar to reach Bernds (probably near 10,000kms from Australia to the Hof),

Dude thats got to be a record and you gotta respect that. Are the management of Bernds aware of your distance??

Cunning 1
09-24-07, 04:46
No, not really and to be honest it's no big deal. A few of the ladies have measured up my tackle though!

C1

Bun Biter
09-30-07, 18:49
Friday Sept 14

Arrived at Bernd’s at around 2:30 p.m. Parked in the parking lot just before the house and rang the doorbell. Was met by a nude, cute girl, with short blond hair and a perfect teen body with a tuft of pubic hair! Wow! After picking up my lower jaw from the floor of the entrance I managed to stammer a hello. The girl turned out to be the famous Mara! I was a bit taken aback by her and wasn’t sure she was approachable. It just seemed to be to good to be true. She spoke quite good English, took me to the “mama san” to pay the €70 entrance fee and then showed med to the locker room and shower.

There were about 10-12 other guys there and at least 15 girls. I later found out who the stars were. Princess was there as well as a younger, taller, lither and more beautiful black girl who was absolutely gorgeous. What I’d describe as model material.

I decided to chill out a bit and start off the day with a massage. Booked it, and 15 minutes later was called up and we went upstairs. The massues did her stuff, back only, for 30 minutes, no hanky-panky allowed, not even a HJ. She was fully clothed throughout the session. Not exactly what I was hoping for.

For my first session I decided to go with a girl I’d read many good reports of, namely Hungarian Monica. Since I didn’t know what she looked like I asked Mara who happened to be around. Mara described Monica to me and told me where Monica usually sits so I went upstairs and started chatting to her. Soon we went to find an available room. Monica started off with a BBBJ while fingering my anus. She asked me if it was OK, and I said sure. Then she fishes out a finger condom, lubes it up and starts massaging my prostate. Wow! Even though I’d had 3 sessions the previous day at Ypsilon Club (see the Zürich thread for more on that), I didn’t last too long in Monica’s capable mouth and fingering technique. After I came in her mouth I was pretty spent. By this time we’d been in the room for all of 10 minutes. We cuddled a bit and then got into a 69. Monica got nice and wet and I did all I could to stimulate her as best I could. Soon our 30 minutes were up, we cleaned up and vacated the room. Next time I come to Bernd’s I’ll make sure to be well rested so that I can hopefully enjoy Monica’s company longer.

After my session with Monica I hung around upstairs, the downstairs, then upstairs again. Didn’t really feel that I fit in. There didn’t seem to be many English speaking guys that day, although I later noticed 2-3 non-Germans. Watched the girls, especially downstairs. A gaggle of Russian girls were on the couch. They didn’t seem to be going to the rooms much with the clients, but they sure made a lot of noise. Also I got the strong impression that most of the guys were regulars. The girls were pretty familiar with most of the guys, or so it seemed.

The highlight of the day was when a large frog jumped through an open downstairs window in the left-most room which doesn’t have a door and is just glassed in. This caused a lot of commotion among the Russian gaggle, but Jamilla saved the day when she calmly got off her bar stool, went and took hand of the green intruder and took it back outside.

At about 5 p.m. a barbecue was started outside and everyone parttook. The temperature wasn’t very high and most people just piled up their plates and went back inside.

By this time I was thinking of Mara and her near perfect teenage body. But she was nowhere to be seen. I think I went up and down the stairs at least 7-8 times within an hour to try to find her. She finally showed up and I mentioned that I’d like to see her. She said she’d find me and sure enough, 15-20 minutes later we were sitting on a sofa downstairs French kissing like a couple of horny teenagers. The really refreshing thing about Mara is that she’s all natural. No makeup, a great personality, fun to be with. And when we got to a bedroom things just got better. We were soon in a 69 and she got super wet. Wow! We got around to various positions but I was pretty spent. She did her best to finish me off with a HJ, but I asked her to stop after 10 minutes. It was not to be. We cuddled and talked for a while, she told me a little about herself and it was a true GFE. Be aware: this girl is dangerously addictive.

Now I have to find an excuse to get my ass back to Dusseldorf/Köln soon and sample some of the other Bernd stars, Princess and Anna, as well as more of Mara and Monica.

The next day I drove to Frankfurt for the car show and ended the day with an erotic massage with an unexpectedly nice surprise. A report on that will be forthcoming soon (in the appropriate thread). Peace.

Kiwi 69
09-30-07, 19:14
I just read on the Dutch forum that Marcella has left!

Otto
09-30-07, 22:29
I just read on the Dutch forum that Marcella has left!
Marcella has left a week ago, starting another job

José Beauvit
10-01-07, 21:01
The Schiefer Hof club is set in a large house in the residential area of a village in NRW, but near the Hesse border. We arrived, my pals and I, at about one o' clock in the afternoon, a friday of september 2007.

Although she is not talkative, the "waitress" didn't look unfriendly. I payed the 70 € for the entrance, got two towels and, since I was a newby, was granted the honour of a guided visit by the lovely Mara, star of the Schiefer Hof. Thus, Mara, naked as the other girls, showed me every corner of the house, while explaining to me in a fluent english the rules clients and girls must respect.

In the price of 70 € are included food and drinks, at will. The dining room is a small room where customers help themselves, I think the girls have their own dining room, because I saw no of them eating, although they must get hungry with all the exercice they have to do daily... Food is alright.

Then, Mara left me near the dressing room. I undressed myself, took a shower and went to the bar with Stano.

The Schiefer Hof is a small club, but fitted to its goal. The atmosphere is somewhat surrealistic.

On one hand, it looks like an boarding house. The girls are behaving nicely to the clients. Most of the latters are regular customers. The girls don't have the permission to take the initiative of the approach to the customers. The management seems to have a sort of paternalistic relation to the girls. Each girl must undergo a medical examination twice a month and follow the rules the club has edicted.

On the other hand, the Schiefer Hof is one of the hottest FKK, if not the hottest. Totally naked, the girls are doing bbbj in public, most of the time on the sofas set in the two lounge bars, the first on the ground floor, the second in the underground. But fucking seems to occur only in rooms closed, except one in the underground, which is only closed with windows, so that you can watch the scene, while quitely drinking a bear or a soda.

In other clubs, the customer must pay each girl immediately after having a session with her. In the Bernds, the customer pays only in the end, when leaving the club : the "waitress" calls the girls with who the bear had a session, and they come near the entrance, getting the money, then saying goodbye to the bear and kissing him...

The girls are all attractive, but moreover all of them seem to provide a service of high standard level. Since the club know his girls and keep only the ones who provide a good service, the customer is not exposed to the risk of an unpleasant uncounter, as it is in clubs like Palace, Yin Yang, Golden Time, for instance, where girls are sometimes unknown of the clubs and just working in it one day or two.

The day of my visit, I had to session, one with Linda and one with Ania. I appreciated both of this session and has completed the threads especially dedicated to these girls.

Linda

Linda is a german girl 19 years old. She is a newby in the club and one of the youngest. Her service is at the standard level in FKK Bernds, although some other girls belonging to the club, like the polish Ania (see below), give even a better service. After a few minutes of chat, not so much interesting in the lounge bar on the ground floor, she started to suck my dick in a quite good manner. Later, we went to one of the room uptstairs. There, she went on sucking my dick and eventually came on me as an amazon. Sexual intercourse, as bblj was fine. We stayed about half and hour and it costs me the standard price of 50 €.

Ania

Sorry Hollandmale,

Ania is a polish girl. She is now brown haired, though ealier she was said to be fair haired. She is rather tall, has a lovely face and a body. She provides a classical, but very good service. She is talkative, too, and alltogether a nice girl.

We spent at least half an hour together, for 50 €.

BBBJ (provided at first in the lounge bar) and sexual intercourse are among the best I ever had in a FKK.

I recommend warmly this girl.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Hollandmale
10-02-07, 09:14
....., due to a national holiday.
Other FKK's are open as usual.

Marlow
10-03-07, 09:15
Oh those wonderful east european girls! Now I know what the Iron Curtain was all about. Nothing to do with politics but all those Commies keeping the best sex to themselves.

Mario Veneto
10-10-07, 22:07
I know this question sounds very ridiculous but I was about to go to a famous FKK club in NRW and they didn't let me and my african friend into the club.

The guy told me that I could enter but not him. He was well dressed and looked smart.

Of course the doorman brought up a stupid excuse not to let him enter.

I was wondering if I could enter in Bernd's club. Anyone has experienced this kind of racism in small FKK clubs?

Thanks

Iseeu
10-11-07, 08:11
I know this question sounds very ridiculous but I was about to go to a famous FKK club in NRW and they didn't let me and my african friend into the club.

The guy told me that I could enter but not him. He was well dressed and looked smart.

Of course the doorman brought up a stupid excuse not to let him enter.

I was wondering if I could enter in Bernd's club. Anyone has experienced this kind of racism in small FKK clubs?

Thanks
...not wasted, loudly singing Bette Midler songs, exuding a really bad smell, scratching oozing scabs and otherwise exhibiting anti-social behavior, they'll be happy to take your Euro. I have seen many black men there, and as expected, for some unknown physiological reason, they are sometimes very popular with the Hof ladies.
Njoy.

Jackyo
10-11-07, 09:38
I know this question sounds very ridiculous but I was about to go to a famous FKK club in NRW and they didn't let me and my african friend into the club.

The guy told me that I could enter but not him. He was well dressed and looked smart.

Of course the doorman brought up a stupid excuse not to let him enter.

I was wondering if I could enter in Bernd's club. Anyone has experienced this kind of racism in small FKK clubs?

Thanks
Which club was this "famous FKK club in NRW"?

The smaller clubs have more of a local German clientele.

That having been said, they don't have a history of turning down people.

The club which has lately been turning people away, Goldentime, is a large club. I've also read stories about PHG turning people away.

The club in NRW with a long history of turning people away is the former Red Carpet club in Dortmund-Alperbeck.

If you see a large German flag in front of the club, it is because it has nationalist leanings (read this as National Socialist).

As I've suggested before, if you want to be 100% sure of getting into a club, visit one which has a Turkish slant to it. I've never read/heard of them turning anyone away. These include Ali Baba in Wuppertal and Penelope in Essen.

Mario Veneto
10-11-07, 12:05
That was Samaya club and I read some previous reports saying that they don't let Turkish in. Is that true that the owner himself is Turkish ?

That's a shame because there are very beautiful girls in Samaya and the service is excellent.

I would appreciate if you could give me the name of some equally nice clubs in Cologne/Dusseldorf area where we could get in.

Anyone had any similar experience in FKK World (Giessen) or Living room (Kaarst) ?

Thanks a lot

Iseeu
10-11-07, 19:46
Leila, who was not there on the day of my last visit, has been getting some positive reviews and since I firmly believe in positive reinforcement for a job well done, I sought her out and found her sitting upstairs. Some of the girls were drinking the contraband liquers and chilling out. Princess and Leonie (who has become her best girl with Marcella's parting) were sitting next to each other launching positive energy vibes throughout the room. The Polish ladies just sat there.

Found my spot next to her and we began to talk, She's of Turkish descent but was born and grew up in Germany. Dark hair, dark skin, meaty, nice boobs and an ass that Smelly Vagina would die for. Great dark sparkling eyes and sense of humor. A single, divorced mother, she has 2 children and some slight stretch marks to prove it. Used to work as a saleswoman, but the money wasn't great, so she made a career change.

As we were talking the conversation in the room was swirling around us. Someone else said it’s been a slow day. To which Leila said; I need a a “poppen”. Princess and Leonie were watching us and made some comments about my OOBA and IBM (that’s “In bedroom methods”) and said to Leila, “Iseeu is good- go with him to a room”. She blushed, I blushed as we hadn’t reached that intimate level stage. She was visibly upset and got up from the couch to look for a poppen. Princess and Leonie asked, “where are you going? Iseeu likes you” but she just continued out of the room. Princess came over to confirm our session for later and I asked “who will be our 3rd now that Marcella is gone?” She said Leonie, which was fine with me. Then I told her that I had brought her a gift to be presented to her at the beginning of our session so she should tell Leonie to join us after the first half hour.

I got up to check emails again and then plopped down on the couch near the bar, to wait for Leila to come back. She did a few minutes later and I motioned to her to join me. Without the encouragement of others, she really relaxed and we continued our conversation from before. The vibe was there. I leaned over and kissed her. She’s a great kisser. We made out like little kids for 15 minutes. I asked her if she was ready for her poppen and she was. We went to the red room, which has a great big mirror with wide angle view of the bed. We continued passionate kissing (Did I say that she’s a great kisser?) for a long time, and then I gave her the Iseeu special including foot rub ending in her “poppen”. For my poppen we did cowgirl then reverse cowgirl, then mish, during which she got her 2nd poppen. I complimented her on her kissing and she returned the compliment while we sat and kissed for almost 20 minutes more. I had made a new friend and the rest of the evening, every time she saw me, she came over and gave me a big soulful kiss. A valuable addition to the Bernd’s lineup.

I needed to rest up and gather energy for my Princess finale scheduled for 9:30 p.m.. I had flown all night Sunday to arrive in FRA on Monday morning and had spent the day driving up to NRW, going to a meeting and f*cking my brains out and was feeling it in my bones. Found a quiet spot to rest downstairs. Helen(a) was still trying to catch my attention, and I was still ignoring her. After catching 20 winks, I went back upstairs. Edita was planning with Mara the costumes for the Halloween party that the girls should wear. Scheduling permitted, I’m hoping to attend (October 31st), so I asked Mara what costume I should wear. This started a discussion amongst the upstairs ladies at which they decided that I should be the devil with big horns, big tail, big c*ck.

I sat down on the upstairs couch across from Princess who was being fondled by an older guy. She saw me watching her, and looked at the time realizing that we had an appointment. She came over and asked if she could schedule with the guy for 11 p.m. after our session, and I told her sure, but I doubt that we’ll be finished at 11, since I had something special planned with my gift for her. She ditched the guy and we went to look for a room, getting the key for the upstairs room at my request. I told her to lay down on her stomach and close her eyes. I know how much she likes massages and I had bought her a wooden massage roller and a big bottle of scented massage oil. I began to give her a long languid erotic massage, including the crown of her head and temples, back of the neck, hands, feet, and everywhere in between.

This was heaven for her and me, plying her gorgeous chocolate skin, hearing her murmur with bout of pleasure after pleasure, getting to spend as much time as I wanted manipulating that beautiful butt. I asked her to turn over. Her eyes were glazed, her nips were at attention and her pussy was dripping. I began to move down from her collarbone to her feet, skipping over her Y but lavishing attention on her boobs and inner thighs. She couldn’t take it any more, and asked me to just finish her off already. I protested that she wasn’t ready yet (heh, heh, heh), but I lost that argument. I have been with her now for many sessions, but this time she screamed, really screamed.

She asked to massage me in return and I lay down on my stomach. I knew that she could never give as good a massage as Sandra, but she wanted to do this for me. At some point while Princess straddled my back, with her glistening wet pussy on my ass, Leonie came in to join us, but I didn’t want the distraction so I apologized and told her maybe later but not now. Princess flipped me over to do my front by rubbing the oil on to her front and slithering over my body with hers. She began a tongue bath, knowing exactly how I like it with the anus, balls and perineum in play, and of course her taking me whole in her mouth up to my balls, her tongue swirling around it as it fills up her mouth. At one point she began rubbing my dick with her pubic bone and pussy. It was unbelievable. After I came, she pulled a large towel over the 2 of us and we cuddled, spent and happy. I told her that this is getting seriously dangerous for me.

The room was a mess. We were a slimy, oily, mess. It was almost 11:30 when we stumbled down the steps and I went to shower. There was one guy still sitting on the couch upstairs. All of the girls were free, the place was quiet. I went to the bar to get a drink before going to get dressed and the girls upstairs decided to go downstairs to dance, so I followed them. 6 girls were sitting on the couches, 3 girls were dancing, and I am the only male watching the dirty dancing scene. Eventually I was coaxed by the sultry Leila to join her, and we rubbed up and against each other, with my towel slipping from its precarious knot and falling periodically to the floor to the joy of the naked female audience, who applauded me for my efforts when we were done.

It was a great unusual ending to a great unusual day and night. I doubt that the current Polish contingent will have staying power. I know for a fact that at least one of the Hof stalwarts is also planning to leave soon, so Bernd's will need to do some quality restaffing in the coming months to replace its departed stars. They've been doing it for 25 years, so we have to feel confident that they'll find new stars to fill the voiid.

I was there for 10 and half hours, had 4 sessions + Sandra's blue ball enducing massage, received 2 massages, spent quality time with 2 Bernd's legends, one up and coming star, and a Polish novitiate, dirty danced with a sultry naked Turkish woman, took 7 showers, drank 17 sprudelwassers, planned my Halloween costume and even got my emails done. Cost 325 Euro+ 70 Euro for entry. Of my 4 standard (not Sandra's massage) sessions, only the one with Silvia was a standard half hour set. I spent at least 50 minutes with Leila, well over an hour with Babsi, and over an hour and a half with Princess. I love getting a discount.

“There’s no place like Hof”

Final word- I’m leaving out one strategic sentence from my encounter with Princess, which I will only reveal by PM to Senior Members with whom I have been personally introduced.

Iseeu
10-11-07, 19:48
ad found in the nrw "bild":
wanted: a hof novice to fill an open "something new" slot. must have smiling eyes, good ooba, an obvious willingness for sex with strangers, and be open to dfk, daty, and horizontal calisthenics. experience very necessary. meet my eyes to apply."

they were all still sitting there, legs crossed, lighting cigs, waiting to be approached. betty actually plumped her breasts at me and gave me a sly smile, but i wasn't catching the vibe with her. carmen looked bored with the whole scene. the statuesque blonde didn't crack a smile all day. silvia seemed the apparent choice and she looked the novice type.

i watched and i waited. took a plate of lunch to the couch. spoke to some of the guys and gals. silvia was picked up by an older german guy, without any couch action. i resolved to wait till she got back and gauge the post-session body language. 20 minutes later, they come back and he has a big smile and a hand around her waist. good sign- time to make a move.

she went upstairs to shower and when she came back, i asked her if she'd like a drink from the bar. she seemed happy that someone was paying attention to her. i bring our drinks over and we begin to talk. she's 19, and has worked at dietzenbach. i make a check next to the experience box. we laughed that age wise she could be my daughter, and it would be very kinky thinking about a father and tochter going at it. she called me "****". we begin to stroke each other and she reaches under my towel. her eyes are blazing and smiling. check next to ooba. she tells me that she came to germany to make money to go to school, heard about fkk, and decided that if she can make money at sex, she can get frequent sex and an education. check next to "likes sex". good interview, the job is hers.

unfortunately, the session wasn't great. her dfk was forced and not passionate. to break the ice, i asked her to lie down and worked my way down with my mouth from head to toe and then back. she has a beautiful p*ssy, and i went to town on her. she visibly came and smiled and endearingly said "father that was very good". fair, not spectacular, mechanical bj. i realized that she just didn't have the bernd's service skills, so it would be best to cash in sooner rather than later. i wanted to watch her amazing body in action, so asked her to climb on top for cowgirl. when we were done, she lay next to me for awhile.

i relaxed for while and went to the sauna, planning the rest of my day. i had a pre-arranged tryst with princess for “the tried and true” slot and as usual would save that for my last session. i hadn't been with babsi in more than a year, so she fit the "old" slot for the day. she's great, fun person, loves her job, great to talk to, and knows all of the moves. we sat on the couch near the upstairs bar and talked about her interests. she has 9 cats and 2 dogs, and has a purse with a furry cat sewn on the outside. i asked if i could stroke her pussy. she said yes, so i took her purse and begin stroking it. "not that one, you idiot." so i began stroking the other one. she assumed the bernd's couch position and while she went down on me i leaned over and went down on her. the thought crossed my mind to shock the polish girls out of their complacency, and just complete the session right there, but babsi didn't like the idea. "i want you to finish what you started and i can't stretch out and get comfortable here."

we went upstairs where she laid down expectantly on the bed. knowing that she's very ticklish, i gave her an excruciatingly slow foot massage, which really relaxed her, then i went about slowly strumming her strings, using her clit, lips, anus and g-spot. she came hard, so i did it again, and again and again till she had to forcefully remove me from her y. she was happy, very happy, and skillfully reciprocated. i knew that she gives one of the great bj's in the western world, and she still does. i also knew that she loves to swallow, so i gave her what she wanted. i came really hard and she took in every drop. then i tickled her, with my cum still in her system and she jumped away and told me that once the guy she was with made her laugh right after she had swallowed and the guy's cum came out through her nostrils. that's a vision to think about for a while.

we lay there and spoke for almost an hour afterwards. i like the upstairs room since it's quieter with none of the ambient noises coming form the bar/hallway/door/couches and there aren't any interruptions. it was great, relaxed, and fun. she's a consummate pro, but never makes you feel like she's just doing her job. silvia needs to take some lessons with the master.

needed to relax so i went to the sauna, checked phone messages and emails, and spent some time in the downstairs bar where the denizens of the dark, celine, jamilla, svenja, tanya and sandi roamed. a guy came in with a bunch of cd’s with music that he had made upon the girls’ requests, and sat down at the bar there and spent most of the evening making lists of songs. another guy came in with 2 contraband bottles of liquers for the girl’s refreshment. i met a sometimes youppie contributor and isg lurker, chaton, and we compared notes for awhile.

princess came down and sat with me for awhile. helen(a) stroked herself and positioned herself to catch my eye. but i had a plan for the rest of the evening and night and i was not to be deterred from my plotted course of action.

to be continued…

Iseeu
10-11-07, 19:50
this is a very long report, so i've divided it into 3 parts. njoy.
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my october inspection found bernd's in a bit of a funk, but i still had some great sessions and fun, hof style. yet, there’s a sea change happening there with a number of the old guard sp leaving and a big contingent of new sp being “broken” in at the same time.

i was able to arrange a monday morning meeting in nrw, and a tuesday morning meeting in holland, leaving me with all mon. afternoon and evening free, and even a couple of hours free tues. afternoon before my flight tues. evening from cgn, which i took full advantage of at traumparadies. see my tp report on the cologne thread.

rushed to get to the door as early as possible to get on sandra the masseuse's "full service" list. a few months back, i was #3 on her program, and only the first 2 can get the whole package. so i put the rental mercedes c class into drive and broke my own personal land speed record, hitting 190 kmph on the a59. got in at 1:20, and was met at the door by sylvia, a red- haired, polish 19 year old, with an unbelievably balanced porportions figure, one of the new hof crop. followed her beautiful butt to the locker, and copped a feel on that butt. mmmmmmmmm. i always try to complete a “something new, something old and something tried and true” program to mix things up a bit. silvia was hot, and i made a mental note to make her a candidate for the novitiate slot of the day.

stripping down, i hear voices at the bar and saw that sandra was standing resplendent in her short white clingy thing at the bar. great, i'm thinking, she couldn't have finished a half hour massage yet and if she’s standing at the bar and waiting, there’s no one on the list yet. took a quick shower, and ran dripping to schedule my massage, before others get ahead of me. i'm on the list, but i’ll have to wait a half hour. great, i’ll be #2 for the day. sure, i’ll wait.

in attendance: babsi, betty (new, polish, thin, short black hair, friendly personality, small floppy boobs), carmen (new, polish, very skinny teen figure, short black hair), celine, helen or helena (new, german, zaftig, some belly fat, busty, smelly vagina level butt, black hair), jamilla, leonie (only 2 months on the job), leila (only 2 months on the job), mahe, mara, monica, michelle, princess, sandi, svenja, silvia (new, polish, nice figure with a teens body, reddish hair), tanya, uschi and a very pretty blonde polish girl who only began working last thursday, and no one knew her name. no katja, kim, rita, anna, brandi, etc. in sight. so of the 19 sp present, 7 have been on the job 2 months or less.

bernd's has always been good at integrating new staff, and michelle keeps a very tight rein on making sure that the hof level of service is maintained and indroctinated to the new team, but i guess that integrating that many new sp at once, may be too much to bite off at once. it was a monday afternoon, on which the energy level can anyway be low, but walking into the upstairs lounge, i was hit in the face, with a dispirited, melancholic atmosphere, not the type of atmosphere that i usually expect to find there. kissed hello to mara, leonie and babsi and sat down next to monica to catch up. arraigned around the room were the new polish contingent, who more or less spent the day in the same positions; legs crossed, bored looks, snatches of polish conversation amongst themselves. i made some conversation with them, using my polish heritage as an opener, but they continued to show a lack of spark or interest. they may have not felt comfortable conversing in english, but that’s never been a problem with me. i couldn’t keep my eyes off of the blonde one and silvia, who together with leonie, were the eye candy for the moment. but, they wouldn’t keep eye contact, or give a slight smile. not the hof way, if you know what i mean.

for most of the day, that was the scene. downstairs, which is usually more edgy, was quiet, and with no katja splayed out, there was almost no sexual energy in the tepid air. for the first time in my bernd’s visits, i spent the majority of the day in the upstairs lounge, where most of the women were. it was a very slow day, business wise for the girls.

princess walked in around that time and the energy level surged. what an entrance she makes, coming right over and plopping her gorgeous derriere on my lap with a big sloppy french kiss to greet me. we smooched some and talked, and then she was told that a blonde german stud had been looking for her, so she went off to find her first customer of the day. sandra also came back a few minutes later and called me for my massage.

anticipation building, i climbed the stairs after her, catching an enticing glimpse of her pink slit, under the white clingy thing. in the room we emphatically kissed, adding to the anticipation of things to come. laid down on the table and enjoyed her naked ministrations, copping a feel of her breasts, butt and p*ssy, when the opportunity allowed. she gives a great erotic massage, including the anus, prostrate and feet, which is for me, a highly underrated erogenous zone, and one that i often grant to the women that i believe deserve it. she asks me to turn over, lies down on me and we make out for 5 minutes, issue jr. rising to the cause. she massages my chest and legs, sucks on my man boobs, and reaches down to my nether regions. i’m in heaven from her tongue bath of my balls, anus and perineum, and jr. is full, primed and at attention, waiting to complete his mission. i sit up and motion to her to turn around so i can reciprocate. she sadly looks at me with those big eyes and says, “no, i’m having my monthlies, can’t do sex today.”

i’m incredulous. she continues the tongue bath. jr. is full bloated and ready to burst and i motion to her to let me cim. i imploringly tell her about my last massage with her, and how i was #3 on the list. she shakes her head. “can’t do it today. if i make you shpritz, i have to write it on your card, and i can’t today.” i couldn’t walk down those steps in my condition, so i pull her over, take her nip in my mouth and gave myself an hj. as we’re cleaning up, i told her of my anticipation for the session with her, and she gives me a big soulful kiss, promising me “next time”. as a marketing professional, i think to myself, what a smart woman, now she’s got me thinking about her till next time. i ask her in my broken german, if she can email me her period calendar and she laughs. she tells me, that on busy days she’s allowed more than 2 full service, and on wednesdays when she stays till late at night, she can also do more.

i shower, and decide to spend my down time observing the mating habits of the new crowd, resolved to find a crack of opportunity in the polish wall of indifference.

to be continued…

Meindorfer
10-11-07, 20:47
Cost 325 Euro+ 70 Euro for entry. Of my 4 standard (not Sandra's massage) sessions, only the one with Silvia was a standard half hour set. I spent at least 50 minutes with Leila, well over an hour with Babsi, and over an hour and a half with Princess. I love getting a discount.Great reports from "the HOf", but:

4 sessions = 4 x 50 euro = 200 euro + massage 25 euro. total 225 euro.
You had do pay 325 ?
So where is the discount?

M.

Jackyo
10-11-07, 21:16
That was Samaya club and I read some previous reports saying that they don't let Turkish in. Is that true that the owner himself is Turkish ?

That's a shame because there are very beautiful girls in Samaya and the service is excellent.

I would appreciate if you could give me the name of some equally nice clubs in Cologne/Dusseldorf area where we could get in.

Anyone had any similar experience in FKK World (Giessen) or Living room (Kaarst) ?

Thanks a lot
I'm surprised that this happened to you there.

I've never heard/read of this happening at World or at LR.

If you want list of clubs in the area, just visit the "Clubs needing their own threads" thread and they are listed by region. This way, we don't have reinvent the wheel each time this question is asked.

Cunning 1
10-12-07, 06:39
Meindorfer,
You need to re-read Isseu's report again. He only had one 30 min session, so he had a good deal, not a bad deal. Once your over 30 mins, the girls can charge you another E50 for the next 30 mins. Most are very time friendly, but you have to be realistic. If your obviously going over-time, then you'll have an overtime rate!
Still the best value E50 can buy in my opinion.
C1

Wanking
10-12-07, 12:45
Dark hair, dark skin, meaty, nice boobs and an ass that Smelly Vagina would die for.

What a report, thanks for thinking of me!!!

And were any of the vaginas smelly in Bernds that day??

Breadman
10-12-07, 17:21
Meindorfer,
Once your over 30 mins, the girls can charge you another E50 for the next 30 mins. Most are very time friendly, but you have to be realistic. If your obviously going over-time, then you'll have an overtime rate!
Still the best value E50 can buy in my opinion.
C1

On my first visit I did get charged the extra 50 one time, but on my last trip I had several go's with different girls and was never charged for another half hour...but it doesn't hurt to check every so often. I figure I went over a couple of times by 5 or 10 minutes, but if you hit the 45 minute mark that might be an issue.

Cunning 1
10-13-07, 11:11
Well as always my first port of call after stepping off the plane was Cheers, the New York bar where everyone knows your name. Strictly speaking they do not remember your name when you can’t visit as often as you like due to a minor 10,000km gap, but they still remember you.

October 2

I arrived shortly after the bell at about 1.15 and found a few new faces. Isseu’s description of the new Polish girls is spot on, and I have to wonder If they will ever fit in. You cannot judge easily at Bernd’s as the camaraderie between the girls is a sight to behold. Where-else in the World would 20 women all keen to spend time with you to lighten your wallet, be so sharing. I am sure girls in some other places can make more money, but if you want consistent earnings then this must be a good place to work. Like all of us, working is not necessarily about how much you make, it’s about the total package of money, location, co-workers and job satisfaction. I would bet the girls leave better satisfied than many and some of them are just dying to give away their virginity…every day.

Connie was in good form and wearing the same skirt she must have been parading to Isseu the day before. She has the best legs in all of Bernd’s and although her singing is not the best, you have to smile as she barks at the girls and keeps some measure of order. I took my time, lapping up the environment and enjoying the banter which even though I don’t speak German, my immersion tactics at FKK clubs gives me an inkling of what is going on. There was a strong selection on today, and my second trip confirmed that there appears to be a re-generation going on. First girl was Monica, she always remembers me and smiles and chats in English. She is like an old friend and must be a great person to be with outside of working hours. After the normal couch action and Bernd’s gymnastics, we went to the room and she worked her magic on me, and I on her, in a really GFE caring way. I love that! With her signature move of prostate massage, number one was given up for the day, and I went to the shower smiling with a friendly smack on my butt from Monica.

Number two was a girl who I have admired, as many of us have, and to date have never been close enough to make a date. Princess is sex on legs, and has a wonderful tan added to her Martinique body. You have to laugh as her butt is darker than the rest of her from top-ups in the tanning booth or from outside sunning. She is a chocolate delight, speaks perfect English to go with her French and German and who knows what else, and is bubbly and fun. She is also hot and love to dance to the language of love. Our session was very passionate and her blow job is deep and nice and slurping. Who teaches these girls….thanks anyway! After mutual oral, sex with her on top and me behind and the sight of her sexy little butt, it was time for the grad finale, blow job CIM and a smile of satisfaction on Princess’s face which was priceless. My smile was great too.

Number three was one of my favourite girls anywhere. Babsi is also my friend, we always chat and she is so relaxed, it’s unbelievable. She is as sexy as they come and along with Mara and a few of the others, will leave no stone unturned in the battle to experience everything that can be. I had been chatting to Mr M, a Swede who is also a reader of internet discourse. He was having fun and loving Bernd’s on his first visit. We chatted to Liza, who danced her butt against his excitement and I chatted to Babsi who was on the leather swing downstairs. I had been laughing at her earlier for eating a Ritter Sport sandwich, and so I stuck my tongue in her mouth to see if there was any chocolate left. None, but then that was only a ruse to get intimate with my wonderful friend.

We retired to the glass house and before two minutes of getting to know each other had gone by, Liza and Mr M joined us to be friendly. They got well in to some hard sex and Babsi and I licked each other in to submission. There was a general “coming together” as the four of us appeared to cum in a chorus, Babsi taking my cum in her mouth as she does with shear grace and she being in a state of not being able to take any more clit attention! Mr M was still partly hard after Liza riding him hard and can you believe my date leant over, took his cock in her mouth and brought him off in a 2 minute blowjob, ending with Mr M wondering if he had gone to heaven.

So another great day at Bernd’s, I left with Monica and Princess kissing me goodbye, and a miserly E220 lighter in the wallet which by anyone’s standards is real value.

October 11

I returned a week or so later to find all was much as I left it. I had left a couple of cuddly little koala bears with the girls the week before and it was good to see them still hanging on to their bags. Today I spotted a coupe of new faces to me, the Brazilian girl who is close to Princess and is exquisite and Debbie, who tells me she has been there for ages, but this was the first time I have seen her.

Those of you who know me, know I am a sucker for short blondes, and Debbie could sense it. So number one for the day was Debbie and I liked her a lot. She is passionate and appears to be really in to the sex, and the look of her face was all I needed to have a good time. Suffice to say, the look of a pretty blonde sucking you to completion was more than enough fun for me and I visited the shower again happy!

The days of traveling had left me physically a bit stuffed. Age, jetlag and crap beds and pillows just don’t do me any good, so I knew that I had only one big effort left in me. Would it be Babsi, Monica or Princess or someone else. Well as often in Bernd’s, a bit of seat shuffling tends to deal you the cards you will get and so Monica joined me and could see Princess looking a little put out to be ignored. She asked if Princess could join us and of course, I played it up a little but let them go ahead with the plan I had anyway. Suffice to say, the two of them working on you is absolutely crazy, and in the end Monica sat on my face, not wanting to give up her spot, and Princess rode my cock before they set to work to blow me off. I was done totally, and knew I had a bit of driving to do so headed for the shower. E220 lighter again, as I headed towards the door, Babsi called over “hope to see you next time” in a way that was pure friendship.


I headed in to the night thinking of the bar that always remembers your name.

Excess
10-13-07, 12:24
Thanks, Cunning1, for the comprehensive report that once again captures the easy going and much coming that is Bernd's. Always nice to see that even a little Aussie Battler can be fully satisfied in this age of slipping Customer service when entering the place that Bernd built.

Yours along with Isseeu's has inspired me to start planning another Inspection trip. Must try to crack the Polish wall if possible and then there is ............

Euro100
10-13-07, 15:39
Well as always my first port of call after stepping off the plane was Cheers, the New York bar where everyone knows your name.
Cunning1,

Excellent report - I put it into ROD. (And of course I also put Iseeu's masterpiece below into ROD as well). All of these reports capture the atmosphere at 'Hof at its best.

By the way, I also use the "Cheers" analogy in an earlier post, http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=620593. It really does capture the feel. I, however, insist that Cheers is in Boston. In particular during baseball playoff season it is an unforgivable sin for many of us to mix up these two cities ;).

In the same post, BTW, I also mention the two sessions that I did with Debbie. Read it, and you will recognize her. (And, of course, I did Princess as well. This jewel also holds a special spot in Iseeu's lineup.)

you gotta lov the 'Hof
euro

Viscount
10-13-07, 15:53
Indeed Cheers bar, is in Boston, but they only used the outside of it, the series was filmed in California, anyway I would like to say thanks, to all, for the very good and informative reports on Bernds recently, I will be there at the end of this month and finally got a reservation, in Reuters, so I can't wait to ring that bell, and have a naked girl greet me, its a tough job but someones got to do it!

Iseeu
10-14-07, 01:43
What a report, thanks for thinking of me!!!

And were any of the vaginas smelly in Bernds that day??
All 4 that I had the pleasure of sniffing, smelled fresh, clean and musky. Of course, I didn't get to Sandra's and she had Aunt Flo visiting, so I may have missed out.

Viscount
10-14-07, 15:14
All 4 that I had the pleasure of sniffing, smelled fresh, clean and musky. Of course, I didn't get to Sandra's and she had Aunt Flo visiting, so I may have missed out. I am curious as how Bernds got its name, I assume that was the name of the original founder, is that person still involved? It makes me wonder because the standards seem to have always been maintained to a high standard, anyway I am glad thats the case.

Regards Viscount.

Cunning 1
10-16-07, 13:10
Gents,
Thanks for your comments and apologies for my jet-lag induced geography deficiency!
Bernd is now gone (as in to heaven or wherever) but his son keeps the family business intact with good help from the management in place.
C1

Marlow
10-18-07, 08:45
Dad Bernd died a few years ago now, and son Ralph took over, married (to my best knowledge) a really gorgeous Hungarian girl who worked there back in the late nineties. Spends much of his time between Majorca and Cologne. Was in partnership with one Heinz, a former German national boxing champion, whose sister ran a club in Cologne for twenty years. I think their partnership is now dormant and Ralph took a major share in the cologne club. These days Ralph enjoys his money and his family, his wife is one of the women who runs the theke in Bernds.

Hollandmale
10-18-07, 09:24
These days Ralph enjoys his money and his family, his wife is one of the women who runs the theke in Bernds......is handled by Rosi, at least apparently to clients.
A 40-ish blonde, no Thekefrau, visits frequently.
Rosi might be Ralph's wife, but I'm not sure.

Iseeu
10-18-07, 12:00
.....is handled by Rosi, at least apparently to clients.
A 40-ish blonde, no Thekefrau, visits frequently.
Rosi might be Ralph's wife, but I'm not sure.
Connie (day) and Edita(night) are the regular thekefrau. Rosi only works the desk if one of them is off. I see Rosi very infrequently. The last time I saw her, was on her birthday and she came especially with champagne and cake to share with the the SP and clients. Yes, I know, I should have counted the candles on the cake...
A classy lady, short blonde hair, skinny figure, dresses well, the girls call her the "owner". I have seen Ralph twice, but sans Rosi.

Has anyone ever met Bernd in the flesh before he passed on?

Excess
10-18-07, 14:26
I understand that he has been dead for a number of years now. Heart Attack - what else? RIP

I have given some thought about the truthfulness of the seventy odd virgins story awaiting a martyr in heaven that is promoted by a religion often in the news. Not being religious myself, but happy for others to be, I have dismissed that idea as being implausible with Bernd in heaven doing the incoming inspections and running the ladies' training courses.

One other off topic comment on Bernd's. Having seen on occasions, the number of very active and very Senior German Members of the Bernd's regulars, I now am confident that I will be able to grow old disgracefully at Bernd's before hopefully joining him at the bar.

Viscount
10-18-07, 15:31
Thanks to everyone for responding to the Bernds history,sure is interesting, I will be there at the end of this month, and this info,will just make the experience sweeter, roll on the end of the month.

Viscount.

Briedward
10-20-07, 16:02
So yesterday I drove 1. 5 hrs NW to Cologne. Thought I'd take a look at that huge ass church. Ho-hum. Put a check in the box of 'seen that'.

But to complete my journey, I then drove thru the German countryside, near Cologne, to a small farming community wherein lies, unsuspectingly, the mother of all FKK (supposedly the first? ): Bernd's sauna club.

The place is about the size of a large house. You ring the bell, and one of the naked girls welcomes you. Being that it's my first time, they give me a quick tour. Downstairs is a lounge area (couches), a small bar. The girl, to my amusement, explains that the swingset "is for fucking. Really good for sex". The ground floor has a small dining area where there are tables/chairs and catered food. After my first session, I had a bite to eat. A nice snack to re-energize. And typical european food. Couple slices of brie cheese, some rice, with a little chicken/gravy over it. Some fresh mozzarella slices with tomato, and a little chocolate mousse. Drinks are included of course, so I have my usual cola. Beer is also included in the 70 euro admission.

What makes Bernd's unique is how it has a much closer flavor to the actual term, FKK. "Freikörperkultur" meaning "free body culture" (to borrow from Routard). If it doesn't gross you out to see one guy get a blowjob while another has a girl bent over, you'll enjoy the ambience. Fucking in view though isn't common. But the couch action. Ie blowjob to start things in view of everyone, is the standard.

Bernd's has a much warmer, cozier environment than the Palace. In Palace, it really has the meat market Vegas feel to a strip club. At Bernd's, it's a more home-like environment.

Anyhow, I was happy to make the acquaintance of Sylvia. She is 19 yo (she could have passed for younger), brunette with dark red hair (likely dyed), lower shoulder length. If I could imagine what a pixie from a fairy tale looks like, she would fit the description. Approximately 5'6". Not too short, but certainly not Playboy full body. Nice set of natural tits. Certainly bigger than a handful. Body was lean, skin so youthfully taut and perfect. But striking to me were her facial features. Very pretty. Sparkling blue eyes. There are blue eyes, but then there are sparkling blue eyes. She obviously knew how to use her mascara/eye makeup to highlight her features. I mean, this girl had a set of eyes that could easily model for a Lasik billboard. If I were to compare her with a celebrity, I would say she remarkably reminds me of the actress Alexis Bledel (tuck everlasting, and she also ironically played the hooker in Sin City who betrayed her fellow hookers).

Naturally, onto session #1 with her. After some petting with her hand rubbing me up, we go to a room. Overall her session was enthusiastic, but a little reserved. Light frenching, a reflection of her very mild apprehensiveness. A well-performed BBBJ, followed by the usual positions. Finished with doggy as her beautiful ass helped me out with her skillfully reciprocated pounding.

We still had some time left. She asked for a massage. I happily obliged (though I prefer to receive). Her skin so perfect, body so lean, the texture of her ass so rewarding. She fully appreciated my massage talents.

So I take a quick shower, then lounge on the couch (with a number of other pros and mongers), drink, smoke. Sylvia by now has become comfortable with me, and I enjoy her company. But she isn't on top of me, to show that she is ready for more business w/other clients. She teases me with occasional petting, air-kisses, and occasional footsie. Though I think perhaps she may be using me to attract more clients. For what an easy way to show her attraction than to show that I enjoy her company. LOL. So she goes with another client, while I hang out with the other pros.

Then eventually I'm ready for round #2. Again with Sylvia. Shame she doesn't speak english. Only polish and german. Her supposed sister Betty translates a few phrases for us. This time I'm ready for my first couch action. After some petting, kissing, fondling, in full view as is typical at Bernd's, she starts with a very nice BBBJ. She laughed when I quietly exclaimed, "yihaa! ". Unlike every other client in there who I think is much more serious about fucking, I am extremely playful, from start to finish.

So onto the room, but this time, she has no apprehension. We are making out like long-lost lovers. Ka-ching! So wonderful to have great chemistry with a hottie pro. Multiple positions, BBBJ, constant DFK (deep french kissing), and I'm having the fuck of my life.

Ahhh. Shower, drink, smoke. I wonder if I have enough in me for Round #3.

Then the usual set-up. She sits beside me and teases me while getting more clients. LOL.

Then between an hr or two later, I tell Sylvia I am Houdini. "Rise! " (while making magician motions towards my tool). And a miracle, as I open my towel. I am alive! Sylvia giggles, her sister somewhat wide-eyed laughs, and Melanie the other Polish blond pro (well tanned, great figure) sitting nearby calls me "stupid". LOL.

So onto the usual. Couch action, followed by passionate love-making. During the session, I think I could have gone bare-back (in routard style? LOL), for she never prompted to get a condom, and she motioned with her pelvis, while staring into me with her hypnotic eyes. It seemed like a lifetime as we lovingly stared into each other (at least from my perspective. LOL). But my frontal lobe (logic) resisted, though my brain-stem was feebly protesting. Lots of thrusting eventually followed suit, covered of course, and later I became slightly concerned I wouldn't finish. She tried to get me off with a hand-job, then motioned for me to finish myself on her chest. We then went to doggy, and she pounded into me with full ferocity, and after near-exhaustion from the both of us. Mission accomplished.

A wonderful night, much better than the meat-market at Palace. At Bernd's the girls don't try to upsell, so the overall cost becomes extremely reasonable. The total was 70 entrance, plus 50 x 3. One older American remarked that he would never go to Palace. He hates their aggressive, meat-market ways followed by shitty service (though I've gotten great service more often than not).

Sylvia took me to the door naked, gave me a nice kiss, and the dream was over.

The only annoying thing was driving 1. 5 hrs late at night from Bernd's back to Frankfurt. And I was struggling to stay awake while racing along the German freeway.

I think I'll be back at Bernd's (closed on weekends) on Monday, for I look forward to another 3 sessions with Sylvia. She is so addicting.

I have a question about Bernd's. Do clients ever hire a girl for more than 1 session at a time?

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Boomer10
10-20-07, 18:45
I have a question about Bernd's. Do clients ever hire a girl for more than 1 session at a time?The "quick" answer is yes. I've had a session that lasted about 2 hours and ended after being interrupted the 3rd time with "other quests want to use the room" (I was told it was an unusually busy afternoon).

Boomer10

Euro100
10-20-07, 19:16
Briedward,

Excellent report - I am going to put it into ROD! Now I am sure that you understand what we tried to tell you after your first couple of Palace visits. At Bernds you get the great service at the reasonable price without an attempt to overcharge. It really does put Palace into perspective, doesn't it.

... but of course I agree that the 90 minute drive from Frankfurt is a bother.

euro

Jimmy Smits
10-20-07, 21:33
May be coming over Nov 10 - 14. Looking to hit Dorsten, possibly Selm or Sessen and Berndts. Just trying to get a gauge of driving time from Dusseldorf to Berndts.

Uggabugga
10-20-07, 21:43
Hi,
I've been following this tread for a while, and a plan for visit is slowly emerging in the back of my head. Due to work related arguments I'll only be able giving it one shot. One concern though; Which day do I need to opt for if heading for the super experienced mature SP's?
Have tried figure out by reading way back, but seems line up is very little predictable due to turnover with a lot of new young faces, right?

wbr
your U

Hessen Bub
10-20-07, 22:20
May be coming over Nov 10 - 14. Looking to hit Dorsten, possibly Selm or Sessen and Berndts. Just trying to get a gauge of driving time from Dusseldorf to Berndts.

Just take a look at maps.google.de and choose "Route berechnen". Entering Düsseldorf and "Schieferhof 28, Hennef" will show you approx. 80km and 53 minutes.

Hessen Bub

Briedward
10-20-07, 22:48
euro. thanks for referring my report to rod. i'm flattered!

yes i have to agree, bernd's is more pleasurable than palace. for economics (no constant upsell battles), consistency in quality of service, and ambience. sort of like the difference between drinking jack and coke (palace) versus drinking cristal champagne (bernd's). both are tasty, but bernd's is more refined.

but i don't regret my experiences at palace. i saw it as an appropriate training ground, and it allowed me to more appreciate bernd's. had i started at bernd's, i would have later despised palace, bewildered by palace's upsell minefield. but i see palace for what it is, so i can still enjoy the place. the one thing i missed at bernd's, in comparison to palace, were the excellent professional massage therapists.

Polar
10-21-07, 07:54
I have a question about Bernd's. Do clients ever hire a girl for more than 1 session at a time?


They sure do. During my last five visits to Bernds, I have only had sessions with one girl, and several times (and hours...) per visit. Like in real life, the time in bed gets better the better you know each other.

I've been told by some of the girls that this is standard by the local visitors. Of course they need to try the new girls, but often, they go there to see their favourites.

Marlow
10-21-07, 10:57
Let me correct myself - Rosi is actually Heinz's wife, not the stunningly gorgeous 'Vivien' who used to work there. Sorry for the memory fade back there! As usual treat the info as 'for your eyes only'.

Jackyo
10-21-07, 11:38
They sure do. During my last five visits to Bernds, I have only had sessions with one girl, and several times (and hours...) per visit. Like in real life, the time in bed gets better the better you know each other.

I've been told by some of the girls that this is standard by the local visitors. Of course they need to try the new girls, but often, they go there to see their favourites.
When I was new at visiting clubs I used to think I had to sample each girl at a club.

I say used to because after years of mongering my style has changed. Nowadays, I find a girl I like at a club and I do multiple sessions with her.

I think one goes through stages in ones career.

At the beginning I felt like I had to visit every club, do as many girls as possible. The result was: I visited lots of mediocre clubs, saw lots of mediocre girls.

Nowadays, I stick with clubs I know but also make it a point to add a new club or two to my itinerary when I visit. I sample new girls, reject the mediocre ones, do multiple sessions with the ones who meet my requirements. I really only need to find one chick at each club I can get along with. I am really easy to please.

Why a multiple session strategy?

a) It cuts down on the chances of landing on an average session (note, I said average not bad - most sessions are really only average, its only once in a while that they are truly bad).

b) Our sessions tend to get better the more often we are together.

c) I can return to a club and she will remember me. I have no interest in clubs where the women process the customers, turn around and forget their names. Its nice to be able to establish connections such as this.

Akibono
10-22-07, 02:15
Akibono's three rules for mongering:

1) Never go in search of a better club when you find the currently hot club.

2) Never go to a club with the expecation that your favorite hottie will be there.

3) Sessions with different girls will always regress toward the mean. (good sessions will be followed by bad sessions) So, stick with proven performers before you explore new talent.

Briedward
10-23-07, 01:36
Well I decided for a repeat trip to Bernd's, rather than Oase. The craving for Sylvia was far too great.

In light of Akibono's Rule #2, "Never go to a club with the expectation that your favorite hottie will be there", I called Bernd's early afternoon and asked whether Sylvia was working. The lady who answered confirmed that Sylvia was working, so that's all the info I needed prior to departing for the 1. 5 hr journey.

I arrived at around 330 pm, and who else but the lovely Sylvia appears, looking showered, as though she had recently finished a session. Her hair this time was curly (instead of straight), more red in color, and very beautiful. She was looking extraordinarily pretty just as I had remembered. In fact, if I were to compare her with a celebrity, I would say she looks like Milla Jovovich, back when Milla was on the cover of 17teen magazine (a long time ago). To my relief, Sylvia's sparkling eyes seemed to light up at my presence. Her supposed sister Betty even remarked that she (betty) was shocked that I came back.

So I resumed my typical position on the middle portion of the sectional couch on the ground floor. Sylvia was attached to my hip, and I enjoyed loving kisses, fondling, and the like. By 445 pm I started, this time, a 90 minute session. Of course it was wonderful. Tons of passionate kissing, some BBBJ, uncovered humping (teasingly near), then the usual positions. Then of course my preferred intermission of a smoke break, then lots of cuddling and kissing, until finally with only 20 min to spare, back to the usual positions until I finished in my typical doggy.

Now here's where the strangeness began. From 615pm until 1030pm, Sylvia was literally attached to my hip (as opposed to being unattached and attracting clients). First we ate a small dinner in the small dining area with Betty. Then we resumed our typical couch positions, except I was surprised she stayed hooked to me (her leg was always across mine, at the very least). From time to time I would get aroused, she would tease me with stroking, she would sometimes get on top of me, but throughout the hours we were like teenagers in love. Constant kissing, smiling, teasing, caressing. I was amused earlier when a noticeably older client (with clients as old as him, I'm surprised Bernd's doesn't have paramedics at hand) sat nearby, and Sylvia clung to me harder, as though to be protected by me. By 1030 pm, the entire time I was ready for another 90 minute session, but I wasn't about to suggest going to a room, as I was thoroughly enjoying Sylvia's company (if only I had Routard's language skills, I would take Sylvia with me to the US and live happily ever after).

Then out of the blue, a client must have wanted Sylvia. I'm not sure who it was, because the client didn't motion for Sylvia to sit next to him on the couch, as is typically the custom. Rather, the woman working at the bar called for Sylvia, and I was most annoyed since I was perfectly willing to take her to a room at any point. I asked Carmen what happened, and in her broken english, said "sylvia is working (making hand gestures). She cannot hide".

Well I'm obviously okay with sharing Sylvia, but I would have preferred to know that I needed to send ourselves to a room or end up losing her.

Fortunately Sylvia came back within the half hour, and we were back together like teenage lovers. After prolonged teasing, kissing, fondling, her sitting on top of me, I could see the Christina was giving her some looks, to suggest that Sylvia needs to send me to a room, rather than play with me for free on the couch. Christina is blond, full-bodied, looks to be in her 30s, has a few extra pounds, and not somebody I would go to, even for free (just my taste). So I wonder if Christina (assuming I remembered her name correctly) has a bigger role in the business.

After the exchange of looks between Christina and Sylvia, Sylvia proceeded to the standard couch action BBBJ, and I think she did so merely to follow whatever provider rules they have. Naturally I didn't mind.

So by 1115 pm we were in a room.

Then the unthinkable happened.

We made out in typical fashion, smiling, laughing, rich chemistry despite horrendous language communication. I was in full, unrequited love (though it certainly seemed reciprocal at the moment, as is expected in a good session). We teased each other with uncovered humping (but no penetration). She communicated that she was tired, and asked "preservatif? (condom). No? ". Well I just go along with whatever she says, so I wondered what she meant. Bareback perhaps? Turns out she meant whether we wanted to have sex. Also going thru my mind was whether this was going to be strictly 30 min session (I left it up to her, but on retrospect, I think they close at midnight, so duh, no wonder it could only be 30 min despite me willing to go 90 min). We cuddled, kissed, gazed into each other's eyes.

Then she said something about me showering, going to her house, and I was confused but excited about the possibility of staying the night with her. Well I was wrong, for she showed me the door in typical fashion at the end of the night (though with intentionally prolonged kissing).

Earlier in the evening I had asked Sylvia if I could give her my email address. Betty remarked that they are not allowed to communicate with clients, for they would lose their jobs.

I think overall I had a super night, and spent only 200 (150 for first session, 50 for second). Sylvia could have gotten a lot more euros, had she taken me to a room a lot sooner in the evening. So if anything, Sylvia was protecting me from getting fleeced. So sadly, no prolonged future with Sylvia, for a variety of reasons that I prefer not to take the time to deconstruct.

But in the meantime, I will enjoy being in love with her, if only for a few more days until my trip back home.

My head however is confused by all the events of the evening. Why didn't Sylvia take me to a room much earlier in the evening for session #2. Why did she opt instead to hang out with me for such a long time? Why didn't she encourage us to have sex towards the end of session #2 when she knew I was erect? Did she gain more love (doubtful) and respect because we didn't have sex for a session at Bernd's?

And I wonder if Sylvia, and others, are truly working at their own free will (vs being trafficked)? Small red flags include 1) no communication with clients 2) "sylvia is working. She cannot hide". I probably should have no reason to suspect, but I wonder if anyone else has an opinion on this.

So yes, I did the unthinkable, somewhat inadvertently. I paid for an independent session at Bernd's and didn't even put the condom on. And I'm okay with that

I plan to call Bernd's tomorrow afternoon for hopefully another session with my dear Sylvia.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Routard
10-23-07, 12:46
You made a couple of great report Briedward, already RODded by Euro. Looks like you are on my footsteps and I don't mean only because we visit the same destinations. ;)

Yes, lack of communication brings in all kind of assumings and misunderstandings. But if you had the language skill, you would have brought it even much further, and then who knows what could have happened?

Regarding trafficking, as far as I know most girls in Bernd's are independant, whatever that means. But the club has a couple of strict rules which gave you that uncomfortable feeling that Sylvia could not do what she wanted.

Rob Raunch
10-23-07, 14:38
Well I decided for a repeat trip to Bernd's, rather than Oase. The craving for Sylvia was far too great.

My head however is confused by all the events of the evening. Why didn't Sylvia take me to a room much earlier in the evening for session #2. Why did she opt instead to hang out with me for such a long time? Why didn't she encourage us to have sex towards the end of session #2 when she knew I was erect? Did she gain more love (doubtful) and respect because we didn't have sex for a session at Bernd's?

And I wonder if Sylvia, and others, are truly working at their own free will (vs being trafficked)? Small red flags include 1) no communication with clients 2) "sylvia is working. She cannot hide". I probably should have no reason to suspect, but I wonder if anyone else has an opinion on this.

So yes, I did the unthinkable, somewhat inadvertently. I paid for an independent session at Bernd's and didn't even put the condom on. And I'm okay with that

I plan to call Bernd's tomorrow afternoon for hopefully another session with my dear Sylvia.Having had a few sessions at Bernd's;.)) I might be able to shed some light on the "hiding"-question.

As you have observed yourself most guests at every club (and also at Bernd's) cannot all be classified as "male-hardbodies" and "young God's".

ADD to this fact that not ALL the "working-girls" are nympho's (and want to have sex with ALL men on the planet).

And you will see that sometimes a girl that is not in a "working-mood" (had one or multiple REAL orgasms? ! )

OR if she wants to make herself invisble to "that creep that is staring at me all the time.but I'd rather not go to a room with him! " likes to HIDE behind/next to a nice gentleman who she can relate to!

Been in that situation quite often, where girls (with whome I've already "familiarized, ahumm") talk and touch for hours on the couch without even hinting (from their side) to go to a room!

Call me crazy: I enjoy those hours as much as I enjoy sex (okok, nearly as much)

SOOOOO. Hiding in this context means not wanting to have sex with other men at the time

And allthough the girls at Bernd's are independant (from the club) the club wants to keep their visitors happy!

So if a girl is hiding and a customer is complaining that "HIS choice of the day" has been sitting on the couch for hours just chatting. Management might give a "back-to-work"-signal.

Hope this helps,

Rob

Routard
10-23-07, 18:38
sometimes a girl that is not in a "working-mood"

if she wants to make herself invisble to "that creep that is staring at me all the time.but I'd rather not go to a room with him! " likes to HIDE behind/next to a nice gentleman who she can relate to!


So if a girl is hiding and a customer is complaining that "HIS choice of the day" has been sitting on the couch for hours just chatting. Management might give a "back-to-work"-signal.


That's exactly it, jonge ijsbeer, couldn't have explained it better. And this might be the reason why I have trouble getting in the mood of Bernd's atmosphere (except when I'm with Iseeu or Wanking of course ;) ). In other clubs I guess I am usually that "nice gentleman" girls use to hide themselves. I love when girls use me! :)

Jorges Machado
10-23-07, 19:24
It happened also to me sometime in other FKK clubs. One girl after having had sex with me in one room, asked me please to stay with me all the time of the evening. Just chatting. So she avoided to be asked for sex by just anybody. Thinking she was engaged with me. And pernitting her to go only for selected men. Sometime she left me a moment alone to go offering herself to a guest of her choice. I was not disturbed and had nice hours of free Gesellshaft. I also suggest to avoid to ask for Handy telephone number. Better than email. When other girls are present. I asked for it when girl's alone and I got it very very often. Some girls were sometime later available, with her great pleasure, for a Privat in a nice Hotel. I did not experienced this in Bernds. This is very good for girls as they earn more money easily and have a night really less boring with lunch and drinks and much more relaxed. Despite it is generally forbidded to take Guests home, some girls believe. My true experience. One can always have a friend in her privat life. Very exciting provided you can control you emotions and do not fall eventually in love.

Excess
10-23-07, 20:32
The Thekendamen at Bernd's do try to keep a tight ship. Quite right too, since the club's income is entirely from the Guests entry fees. Happy Customers equal happy girls and a happy Bernd's management.

Girls being girls they do like all of us, perhaps a bit more given their gender and their Bernd's workday activities, want to "turn off" sometimes. Like any management consultant they work by the hour of paid activity - no sex - no money for them, so it is a choice they don't make lightly.

On my last visit, chez Bernd, as it was getting into the evening and things were winding down just a bit, Edita called out twice to Princess who had come from the shower to sit on the couches in the upstairs room. Princess had forgotten or was comfortable in her towel wrapped around her lovely frame and was talking with a guest.

Edita called out from behind the bar, but Princess didn't hear her. The second time everyone in the house heard Edita calling out, "Princess, this is a FKK, please remove your towel." She promptly did. Alles in ordnung.

Euro100
10-23-07, 20:54
I have not seen any indication that any girl is forced to have sex at Bernds. While trafficking may be a problem at other clubs, I do not think that Bernds is one of them. All of the girls are independent operators, but they do need to be there on their "shift".

Why then the get back to work order? At any given time there are about a dozen girls at hand. A few of them are in the "room"s with guest. This leaves only a limited selection at any time. If now on top of this a girl (or, worse, even more than one girl) elects to just take herself out of commission, this can be a real problem for the male guests who want to get a quality session.

Yes, of course some girls use some of us to hide out for a while - Debbie did this with me one evening and simply ran out the clock on a guy, who wanted to session with her, but who she did not want to session with. But if this goes on for many hours, then the club has a problem on its hand. Just imagine if you were the guy who had set his sights on Sylvia and had to wait for endless hours without success ...

Briedward
10-24-07, 01:15
Thank you for your insight: Routard, Euro100, Rob Raunch, Excess!

Today I had the pleasure of meeting Irish Pussyman at Bernd's! ISG is feeling more like a community, now that I've met a mongering colleague

Once again I enjoyed Sylvia. Today was a lot more smooth. Upon arrival, Sylvia's sister, Betty, gave me a warm welcome. I can't help but to note that Irish Pussyman enjoyed a session with Betty

I was especially pleased to once again see Sylvia's smiling face. She joined me at the hip, per usual, and we eventually were off to a room. A great session as usual. I value the intimacy with Sylvia more than anything.

Then again she spent as much time as possible with me on the couch. I tried to monopolize her time and was reasonably successful (she had to occasionally escape to other clients, which typically occurred while I was showering). After awhile of sitting together, caressing, teasing, exchanging kisses as well as the occasional smoke kiss, I brought her again to a room, except this time NO SEX. It was simply my chance to have more intimacy. I wasn't quite ready for Round 2 anyhow.

Back to the couch, joined at the hip, so on and so forth. A wonderful Round 2 session (though again while I was showering she was devoured by another client), then she joined me at the hip, etc, til finally I had NO SEX session #2 to close out the evening by midnight. For I noticed some elderly geysers giving her looks, and what better way to treat my dear Sylvia than to protect her in my arms for another intimate 30 minutes?

If only I could be her knight in shining armor every night, protecting her from the rotting zombies of the Bernd's local elderly (don't they have a curfew in their nursing home? ).

I leave Bernd's at closing with a passionate kiss, and my love story continues (but sadly ends in a day). While exiting, Monica remarked "when are you getting the ring? " If only it were that simple.

Alas, tomorrow is my last day with Sylvia, and like all things in our precious finite lives, it must end.

Irish Pussyman, it was great meeting you!

Jackyo
10-24-07, 10:19
As I point out to newbies all of the time (but most don't believe me), Briedward's experience here shows how important chemistry is.

If you and your Lebensabschnittgefaehrtin, she will go out of her way to spend time with you and it needn't be because she is on the clock.

As I've pointed out elsewhere, there are clubs where the women are transaction oriented and others where they are relationship oriented.

Bernds is more like the latter.

I have been used at this club (and a couple of others) in this same way: chick sits down with you and it seems she doesn't want to do business, just hold hands and talk.

It happens for various reasons: a) she doesn't want to work just right now, b) she doesn't like the look of a guest who she knows will ask her out, c) she enjoys your company.

This almost never happens at a club where the women are there only just to turn tricks.

Euro100
10-24-07, 22:14
I leave Bernd's at closing with a passionate kiss, and my love story continues (but sadly ends in a day). While exiting, Monica remarked "when are you getting the ring? " If only it were that simple.

Alas, tomorrow is my last day with Sylvia, and like all things in our precious finite lives, it must end.

Falling in love / becoming infatuated: I live for these moments!

Enjoy one of the sweetest fruit of mongering.

euro

Willem2
10-25-07, 02:02
I have not seen any indication that any girl is forced to have sex at Bernds. While trafficking may be a problem at other clubs, I do not think that Bernds is one of them. All of the girls are independent operators, but they do need to be there on their "shift".Please don't dream.

There are even in Schieferhof several girls with a pimp. And almost all the girls from outside the EU have or had problems with their papers. Therefore they have to pay a lot.

The average age of the girls in Schieferhof is a bite higher so maybe you have less problems of this kind you mentioned.

So open your eyes.

Euro100
10-26-07, 03:29
So open your eyes.
Yes sir, I am opening my eyes as we speak. Nope, still don't see it.

Hollandmale
10-26-07, 07:32
There are even in Schieferhof several girls with a pimp......W2 is right.

I have been at the Hof on several occasions where I arrived before opening time or left after closing time. I saw several younger girls being dropped off or picked up by their "boyfriends". Upon seeing their appearance and much too expensive sportscar, I knew enough. Also I saw several older girls arriving or leaving by their own car, as I expected.

Similar to other FKK's: the younger the girls, the bigger the chance that they are pimped, and vice versa.

Otto
10-26-07, 09:35
.....W2 is right.

I have been at the Hof on several occasions where I arrived before opening time or left after closing time. I saw several younger girls being dropped off or picked up by their "boyfriends". Upon seeing their appearance and much too expensive sportscar, I knew enough. Also I saw several older girls arriving or leaving by their own car, as I expected.

Similar to other FKK's: the younger the girls, the bigger the chance that they are pimped, and vice versa.

Some of the girl/ladies also just have a deal with a guy to drop them and pick them up ....as you all know Schieferhof is somehow in the middle of nothing.
At least from 2 I know that they have a guy who just drops them and picks them up

Iseeu
10-26-07, 16:01
I have been at the Hof on several occasions where I arrived before opening time or left after closing time. I saw several younger girls being dropped off or picked up by their "boyfriends". Upon seeing their appearance and much too expensive sportscar, I knew enough.
What does this prove?
A) Is the guy really a boyfriend?
B) Is the guy a private driver?
C) Did she have a one-nighter?
D) Is he her brother?
E) Her mechanic? (heh, eh, heh)
F) She was taking a test drive...

Sorry, to say, but your inference is weighted by your own prejudice, and deciding that a girl is being pimped because you saw her get out of an expensive sports car is stretching the realm of scientific proof a bit.

Alot of FKK women spend their hard earned euros on buying their first nice car, and owning a beemer in NRW doesn't have the same "exclusivity" as it does in other countries.

That's not to say if we'll ever really know the truth about every single one of these women, but I do know that most of them are true "independents". Women who work in a club permanently over a long span of years, even if they're originally from E. Europe, aren't being pimped. And many new Bernd's SP who come in for a tryout, are locallly grown, or long time immigrants.

Sexfan
10-26-07, 16:05
Most girls at Schieferhof are independant. A few girls have a pimp. I could post some names but I won't do it.

Chicafan
10-26-07, 17:17
I think it is reasonable to believe some of these girls are pimped, pay a fee, are indebted, whatever, at least initially. But I would be surprised to find out some girl is indebted for years to a guy(s). We know girls from Poland are bussed in for two week stints at some clubs. Surely they pay certain fees for it but aren't indebted. I've talked to several girls about it and they look at me like it's a crazy notion- that they are sex slaves or something similar. Most of them seem to make their own decisions. I'm sure there are a few that are under some guy's thumb, that happens everywhere in some form. But by and large it seems like the girls do what they want when they want. Some of them might even willingly work to support their boyfriend's needing a nice car to pick them up in. In Latin America it happens quite often that a girl works and the husband knows, even supports it because the money is so good.

Fkk Lover
10-26-07, 17:18
If it's a 911, it's probably a pimp ;-)

Euro100
10-26-07, 22:51
If it's a 911, it's probably a pimp ;-)
Even that is not assured ... One of the girls at the 'hof told me that she has a 60+ year old regular client who drives a Carera. Sometimes she spends the night there, and he drops her off at opening time.

Hollandmale
10-28-07, 09:25
According to a Rheinforum-report, 17 girls were attending:

- Mara, Debby, Babsi, Brandi, Anna, Tanja, Katja, Lisa, Leonie,
Sylvia, Monica, Carmen, Jamila, Michelle, Betty, Mahee, Milena.

Marlow
10-29-07, 11:49
Pimp/boyfriend that's the question. Whether 'tis nobler to arrive in a Skoda or take his arm and be guided into the Porsche. Pimping in Germany exists, but we call them boyfriends as often that is actually what they are. Your average German Zuhälter caricature is a skinhead with disco-muscles, works out in a gym during the day and polishes his tattooes at night. However Bernds isn't the kind of place where this dickhead sends his girl - she's more likely to be in Samya or Oase or World. Girls may not like Mr. Boyfriend but being young and defenceless they need his anabolics to frighten off other hidebound suitors who see an easy picking. Trafficking exists but mostly around the Frankfurt and Berlin areas, to name two of the larger cities with ths problem. Cologne I would venture to say does not suffer that much from trafficking as competition and quality in Cologne sort of ensure that nasty, cheap, drug dependent women earn zilch. Hamburg is also pretty bad for trafficking, though I did hear it is finally starting to enter the modern world.
As Germany is (I venture to claim) unique in what if offers in terms of legal fun
(which other EU country boasts such fabulous clubs?) pimps and traffickers have a hard time forcing women into the trade. Where it is illegal such as the UK will soon become, traffickers and pimps thrive. Most women do it because they pretty much want to and for a multitude of reasons.

Love Palace
10-29-07, 14:55
You are right. Would only like to add that even in exclusive clubs and FKK there are many girls with pimps. Some brought them there and have 40% of income. Others have the role of protectors and get part of income even after the girl started to work there. The girls are often a bit lost in a new job and country and many wants a part of their income. You may call them boyfriends. And some think they are in love. In exclusvive clubs they tip the employees compulsuary. Some doormen/clubattedens start to make problems for the girls and get money to solve the "problems". Many girls has to pay a fee to their pimps to be "free" from a non-excisting contract. There is also threats against their family back home if they do not behave. A lot of pimps are from Balkan and Turkey.

FKK is the best solution for the girls. They only problem here is the pimp that brought them or they choose themselves.


Pimp/boyfriend that's the question. Whether 'tis nobler to arrive in a Skoda or take his arm and be guided into the Porsche. Pimping in Germany exists, but we call them boyfriends as often that is actually what they are. Your average German Zuhälter caricature is a skinhead with disco-muscles, works out in a gym during the day and polishes his tattooes at night. However Bernds isn't the kind of place where this dickhead sends his girl - she's more likely to be in Samya or Oase or World. Girls may not like Mr. Boyfriend but being young and defenceless they need his anabolics to frighten off other hidebound suitors who see an easy picking. Trafficking exists but mostly around the Frankfurt and Berlin areas, to name two of the larger cities with ths problem. Cologne I would venture to say does not suffer that much from trafficking as competition and quality in Cologne sort of ensure that nasty, cheap, drug dependent women earn zilch. Hamburg is also pretty bad for trafficking, though I did hear it is finally starting to enter the modern world.
As Germany is (I venture to claim) unique in what if offers in terms of legal fun
(which other EU country boasts such fabulous clubs?) pimps and traffickers have a hard time forcing women into the trade. Where it is illegal such as the UK will soon become, traffickers and pimps thrive. Most women do it because they pretty much want to and for a multitude of reasons.

Marlow
10-29-07, 17:53
The ex Yugoslavs and Turks are the worst and certainly girls get trapped into paying large chunks of their earnings to upleasant men. I'm not sure now watertight or prevelant this age old Zuhälter system is. Clubs do pay a finder's fee, but earnings go direct to the girl, not to her 'boyfriend'. Her boyfriend may provide accommodation while she is in Germany and charge a fat rent. Young German born Turks think it's hip to be a zuhälter and recruit girls in clubs. Girls from the former soviet states ending in '-stan' are more than likely to be beholden to a pimp, whereas from neighbouring states -Poland, Czech etc, - girls are more likely to be freelance. An expert would probably tell me the picture is more complex than one can imagine. At one end there's the thirty something teacher from St. Petersburg and the other the twenty one year old Russian from Volgagrad in Germany since three years doing a course in Germanics: the late twenties German mother with son from Hessen, the Czech mother in her early thirties married to a German, the thirty something Moscow woman with daughter whose family in Germany help out while she works.....so as you see many of them don't fit the profile. Though at Oase and World and Samya they probably do: nubile, single, not much German, great lookers, high earners. but appearances can be deceptive!

Love Palace
10-29-07, 19:53
You are right the picture is more complex than you can imagine. In other clubs than FKK, the guest pay to the bar/management. A girl brought there by a pimp will only have 60 of her share. 40% to the pimp. Paid to him by the club.

For example 1 hr. 250 euro (normal price Funny, Relax etc) 125 euro should be for the girl. But she gets 60% of 125. Rest to the pimp. A pimp can have several girls there! Does not need to meet here in months! There are turkish restaurant owners that hire Polish girls to their restaurant. Pays 500 euro a month for 12 hours day and after a while suggest a better paid job. Brings the girl to the club, not everybody is prepared for what is up. He will get the income as long as she works in the business or she pays her free. You may say they can run away, but that is dangerous for her and family. Without money it is not easy to leave the club either. And after a while the money is good and the pimp helps with practical matters.

So you are right there is a wide varity of backgrounds.


The ex Yugoslavs and Turks are the worst and certainly girls get trapped into paying large chunks of their earnings to upleasant men. I'm not sure now watertight or prevelant this age old Zuhälter system is. Clubs do pay a finder's fee, but earnings go direct to the girl, not to her 'boyfriend'. Her boyfriend may provide accommodation while she is in Germany and charge a fat rent. Young German born Turks think it's hip to be a zuhälter and recruit girls in clubs. Girls from the former soviet states ending in '-stan' are more than likely to be beholden to a pimp, whereas from neighbouring states -Poland, Czech etc, - girls are more likely to be freelance. An expert would probably tell me the picture is more complex than one can imagine. At one end there's the thirty something teacher from St. Petersburg and the other the twenty one year old Russian from Volgagrad in Germany since three years doing a course in Germanics: the late twenties German mother with son from Hessen, the Czech mother in her early thirties married to a German, the thirty something Moscow woman with daughter whose family in Germany help out while she works.....so as you see many of them don't fit the profile. Though at Oase and World and Samya they probably do: nubile, single, not much German, great lookers, high earners. but appearances can be deceptive!

Jimmy Smits
10-29-07, 23:55
Available yes or no? Is it included in the 50E price?

Euro100
10-30-07, 01:38
Available yes or no? Is it included in the 50E price?
Available, but not standard. You have to negotiate on a case-by-case basis. If the girls says no, and you really want it, just more on to the next girl and ask her.

Fats
10-30-07, 03:46
Jimmy Smits--your best bet would be Michelle or Brandi. Some other girls will do it with a regular customer/if they're in the mood, but Michelle and Brandi are a sure bet.

Marlow
10-30-07, 12:36
@timmendorf
...what you describe. As for running away, where would they run too; and as a recent Italian mafia killing spree at a four star restaurant in the Rhür (I think from memory) in which a family was wiped out, revenge is only a shotgun barrel away. These guys travelled from Italy to do the job! And a few years ago a young good looking club owner in Frankfurt, in his thirties, was gunned down outside his house and left in the street to die.

Toscana
10-30-07, 21:04
I'm pretty sure there is a standard charge for anal, but can't remember how much. EUR 50? 70? Anyone? I don't think you have to negotiate on price anyway.

Sexfan
10-31-07, 00:22
I'm pretty sure there is a standard charge for anal, but can't remember how much. EUR 50? 70? Anyone? I don't think you have to negotiate on price anyway.Anal is + 50 euro.

Brandy and Michelle do it for sure.

Mara and Monika if they are comfortable with the guest. So no guarantee.

Excess
10-31-07, 20:37
I am back from making the pre-Halloween inspection tour at Bernd's.

Everything was in order for the party - Connie and Edita in good form, Rosie arriving late in the evening to hold a team meeting up the stairs in the attic for 10 minutes to lay out the ground rules. From my inquiries there will several sheDevils in costume. Tanja was spreading herself out as she is won't to do by choosing as her costume to come as a spider. Girls looking forward for the party. I have it on good authority that several ISG members will be attending the party and will report on the festivities.

A quiet and then it became a busy day at the 'Hof.

Did not manage to session with Ms. Mahe, did chat for a while but one thing or another came up for both of us as does happen at Bernd's. We agreed on 'next time' and marked our respective dance cards accordingly.

Lovely getting back into the Bernd's scene a more full report will follow when my wings have cooled.

Besides enjoying myself to excess by putting a more or less full afternoon and evening of extensive inspecting and relaxing did manage time for 5 sessions along with a number of observations to be included in the next report on the happiest little house in Schiferhof.

I am reconsidering my handle of Excess upon meeting with a US Guest who was completing his 5th straight day at the Hof - interrupted by the week-end - sadly he said !!! As they say in billiards/snooker, the gentleman had run the table at Bernd's and in a number of cases several times with the same provider. He was still going (relatively) strong towards the end of the 5th day - another example fo the Fountain of Youth that is Bernd's.

And then it was proposed late into the evening that I should put on a full Public Porno performace on the upstairs couches by the bar with one of the girls for the benefit of a very rotund gentleman for whom this is main source of enjoyment while he was sitting opposite with one of the other girls wanking him. Thoughts of Smelly Vagina flashed through my mind and not of my partner's who was fresh and sweet. You will have to wait for the full report to hear how this one turned out. Only at Bernd's you say and you would be right.

The party should be a blast and in full swing as I write.

In addition to much chatting, kicking back and whatever, deeper probing interviews were held with:

Ana
Tanja
Michelle
Silvia
Martina - an early test on this new arrival undertaken for research purpose more than magnetism.

Later.

Lovemissile
11-01-07, 03:55
With only two days left on this fantastic voyage, I felt I had to pay my respects to the Holy Grail of sex palaces. Who would have thought that this place would be smack dab in the middle of some farmland housing development? A beautiful, completely naked young girl welcomes me in to the establishment. What an excellent start! It turns out to have been a false start as the manager told me that I could not park on their residential street and that I had to move my car down to the venue's gravel parking lot a little further down the road. So I had to leave, park my car again, and come back. The good thing was that I was welcomed back in by another more beautiful girl. Wow! You know, if more business establishments welcomed in their customers with a beautiful, naked girl, this would truly be a much better world. This second girl gave me a tour of the house and explained to me all the rules in perfect English. Just looking at all the gorgeous nude women lounging around was enough to get the motor revving. These two Swedish guys who came in right before me were similarly impressed. It turns out that one of these Swedish Gladiators was the guy I heard get cursed out last night in the upstairs orgy room at Beverly (see report). Well isn't it a small monger world? He told me that those old German hausfraus did not do it for him and her rudeness was just one example of their unattractiveness. If I wanted a good example of a pure beauty, he told to go downstairs and look at the girl sitting alone on the basement couch. That's when I met Jmila.

She was 19 and drop dead gorgeous, a dead ringer for an American actress named Leelee Sobieski. Tall, slim, and long-limbed with perky breasts and a wonderful smile, Jmila would be hands-down the most beautiful girl I have ever had sex with in my whole life, and most likely ever will. When we were in the room, she knew what she was doing. Those agile long arms and legs on the bed made her seem like some sexy spiderwoman. At first I was concerned about her performance, because as some of you guys may know, sometimes the hottest women are the coldest performers. Jmila was definitely not one of those. After some oral and many positions, I finished with a CIM. I thought my heart would burst. Afterwards, we talked on the bed and it was very pleasant. There is even no clockwatching. This girl is perfection in human form.

I needed a bit of rest after this episode so I sat in the living room couch and talked some more with the Swedish Gladiators, a couple of hilarious dudes with great personal stories. Also on the couch were some Polish girls, a dark Brazilian girl, and some Hungarian girls; none of whom were under an 8 on the beauty scale. Is this Heaven? Between sessions, all we did was sit around and joked with each other. When I got up to get some food at the buffet, I noticed a lovely nude brunette eating alone at the dining room table. I have been to thousands of restaurants around the world but have never seen a naked woman eating by herself. Just the sight of this turned me on. I guess the sight of her big boobs and those sexy wet lips helped too. She said her name was Monica and she was from Hungary. We finished our meals and decided to hit one of the back rooms. You can't swim on a full stomach but you can certainly have some great sex. My God, she was incredible. There is a massage service here and I decided to take advantage of it. My body has been good to me this trip so I am rewarding it. 25 euro for 30 minutes of kneading was just what the doctored ordered. Plus, the sounds of coital ecstasy in the neighboring rooms was also a turn on. As I went back to meet up with the Swedes, one of them had booked a solid two hours with some short haired brunette. I was impressed, given his age. The other Swede told me he uses viagara. Now, I have always wanted to try out this miracle drug. Thank the lord I have never needed it but soon I will be 40 and who knows? I asked if I could score some. He said why not. I gave him 20 euro for a couple of pills and felt I had to do some scientific research. However, I wondered how will I know if it is me performing naturally or if the pill was really working? After the all the ficken I have been doing the last nine days, I thought I could tell the difference. Svenya, a 23 year old German/Italian, would help me with my research. What a fantastic body this girl had! 30 minutes after taking the pill, I really could not tell if it was working because seeing Svenya nude and pleasuring my body would have had the same effect, pill or no pill. Only after 20 minutes of super hard pumping did I realize from the rigidity of my member that the pill was definitely working. This was a great experience.

Bernd's is one of the greatest places I have ever been. The selection of beautiful women, the service, the facilities; everything was just wunderbar! Every monger in the world owes it to himself to make a pilgrimage here before he dies. Otherwise, he will live an incomplete life.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Wanking
11-01-07, 11:24
She was 19 and drop dead gorgeous, a dead ringer for an American actress named Leelee Sobieski.

http://img168.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12789_lee_lee_123_843lo.jpg

ya what a hottie...

Viscount
11-01-07, 11:25
I had a great session at Bernds the other night, what a great relaxed place it is, I landed at Koln Bonn Airport at 1630 hrs and I was knocking on the door of Schieferhof 28, at 1805, not bad going, I am normally based at Hahn in the middle of nowhere, so it was great to be able to use CGN, anyway now to get to the stuff that matters, The very beautiful Mahe, answered the door and showed me to the locker, man the sight of a beautiful ass in red high heels realy got me going, I didn't get chance to go with her, but next time for sure, Princess got my attention, and I just can't leave her alone, two session, s with the great kissing and blow jobs, she is a class act, I too met the guy from the US, that had been there all week, wow what a way to spend a week, who needs sightseeing ayway! I next sessioned with new girl Martina, very nice figure, not skinny very curvy and great fucking and blow jobs, I saw the legend that is Mara, but again she was busy, I think next time I will phone ahead and get a reservation with her, LOL, Monica left early so I didn't get to her, but I don't like to overdo things and leave something untill next time, I think I will take advantage of the Massage service next time, that sounds good, anyway I think I will be back in December after a short tour of the far east, but I will be based at Hahn again which is a pain, give me Koln anytime,

To anyone from Bernds thats read this, the mangement or girls, please keep up the good work and I will support you always.

Best regards viscount.

Hollandmale
11-02-07, 08:40
According to Youppies-forum, 20 girls attending:

- Mara, Michelle, Brandy, Debby, Betty, Milena, Sylvia, Princess, Leonie, Leila,
Anna, Céline, Jamila, Mahé, Lisa, Anya, Katya, Monika, Tanya and new Martina.

Excess
11-04-07, 15:43
I do love this place but also have had my down moments there due mainly to the small size of the place and when rooms are too busy. I couldn't get past our inspector Lovemissile's report on his visit to Bernd's. This was sandwiched between continuous visits to 7 other FKK's and Party Treffs so he was in a position to do a strong market analysis and comparison.

And how did Lovemissile sum up his visit to the Mother of all FKK's?

Simply and with reverence. The boy was impressed.

As always YMMV, but as Lovemissile puts it the place should be on a monger's to do list and be done at least once before he hangs up his tools and heads off to meet Bernd in person at the Theke in the sky.

Enjoy.


Bernd's is one of the greatest places I have ever been. The selection of beautiful women, the service, the facilities; everything was just wunderbar! Every monger in the world owes it to himself to make a pilgrimage here before he dies. Otherwise, he will live an incomplete life.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

DeepVoid
11-05-07, 23:04
http://img168.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12789_lee_lee_123_843lo.jpg

ya what a hottie...

thats just plain not fair. I am at work and cant get up......

Fats
11-06-07, 05:59
Sad to say, but Princess has moved on from the Hof.

Cunning 1
11-06-07, 06:12
A sad day, but she had mentioned the fact she wanted to start a new career and I guess it was only a matter of time.

Happy memories of a great girl though.

C1

Hollandmale
11-06-07, 07:43
Sad to say, but Princess has moved on from the Hof......the RF and Youppies boards, coming Friday Nov 9 would be her last day.
And Princess would continue to work the Hof on Fridays beside her new job.
If any old Hof hands would be there this week, do share your intel with us.

Iseeu
11-06-07, 08:22
.....the RF and Youppies boards, coming Friday Nov 9 would be her last day.
And Princess would continue to work the Hof on Fridays beside her new job.
If any old Hof hands would be there this week, do share your intel with us.
...that she's leaving, but effective immediately. Not Nov. 9th, not Fridays....

She broke some Hof rules, had a falling out with Rosy and was told not to come back. She's begun university studies and was planing on quitting the Hof before EOY anyway.

Sexfan
11-06-07, 21:35
.....the RF and Youppies boards, coming Friday Nov 9 would be her last day.

And Princess would continue to work the Hof on Fridays beside her new job.

If any old Hof hands would be there this week, do share your intel with us.Hello hollandmale,

The posts on youppie talk about Princess having left Bernds last Friday, not Nov. 9th. ;)

Round the World
11-08-07, 20:55
I'll be headed to Bernd's on Monday for my first time. Haven't been to an FKK for three long years, but have some fond memories from World, Oase, Palace and even the long lost Atlantis... Looking forward to Bernd's based on the many great reports posted here of late.

So my questions for the board are:
1) Are Mondays good at Bernd's?
2) Easy directions from CGN airport?
3) After Bernd's closes at 00h00, I am wondering whether I should go to another FKK (Samya, Sudbad or other) or just find a decent, cheap hotel to sleep until my flight in the morning?
4) I am partial to the young, pretty, nubile types. From what I've read I should like Sylvia and Jamila, are there others recommended.
5) Compared to Palace and World, sounds like there are some obvious differences. Key points are free CIM, additional 30 min for 25e, and generally more face time and less hit-and-run type encounters. Any other key differences I should know ahead of time?
5) Finally anyone else planning to visit on Monday? PM if you would like to coordinate.

Thanks in advance,
RtW

Viscount
11-08-07, 22:14
I'll be headed to Bernd's on Monday for my first time. Haven't been to an FKK for three long years, but have some fond memories from World, Oase, Palace and even the long lost Atlantis... Looking forward to Bernd's based on the many great reports posted here of late.

So my questions for the board are:
1) Are Mondays good at Bernd's?
2) Easy directions from CGN airport?
3) After Bernd's closes at 00h00, I am wondering whether I should go to another FKK (Samya, Sudbad or other) or just find a decent, cheap hotel to sleep until my flight in the morning?
4) I am partial to the young, pretty, nubile types. From what I've read I should like Sylvia and Jamila, are there others recommended.
5) Compared to Palace and World, sounds like there are some obvious differences. Key points are free CIM, additional 30 min for 25e, and generally more face time and less hit-and-run type encounters. Any other key differences I should know ahead of time?
5) Finally anyone else planning to visit on Monday? PM if you would like to coordinate.

Thanks in advance,

RtWTo get to Bebnds from Koln Airport(CGN) is easyand takes about 1 hour 20 mins by public transport,I assume you are not hiring a car,so in terminal 2 CGN go to the DB ticket office,near arrivals and tourist info.and ask for a VRS ticket to Lichtenburg near Hennef,cost about 6.30 euros,then train to Hennef/seig,there is one change en route,then when you arrive at Hennef go to the bus stops at the station and get bus 522,it drops you off quite near the Reuter hotel and schieferhof is off that road Uckrather str,you may want to stay at the Reuter hotel(50 meters from Bernds) this is the email, hotel.reuter@t-online.de,its only 35 euros for a single room.

Bernds takes some getting used to my first visit was 1 year ago,and I was not sure if I was going back,but I have and its great,I think you have to be regular enough to be recognised,which I now am,

The girls are great and very service minded,not at all like Oase or the Palace,and you pay the lady in charge at the end of your visit ,with your ladies coming to say goodbye.I was last there on a monday,about two weeks ago and there was about 14 girls,

I visited Oase two days ago,and all I can say is give me Bernds anytime,I will not be going agon untl december,as I leave shortly for the Far East,

I have to tell you that the recent news that Princess is leaving this week,is sad for me,she is a great girl,I will miss her,but she is studying medcine and I am sure will have a great future.I would have liked another session with her though.
hope you have a great time at Bernds.

Regards,

Viscount

Iseeu
11-09-07, 01:35
So my questions for the board are:
1) Are Mondays good at Bernd's?
2) Easy directions from CGN airport?
3) After Bernd's closes at 00h00, I am wondering whether I should go to another FKK (Samya, Sudbad or other) or just find a decent, cheap hotel to sleep until my flight in the morning?
4) I am partial to the young, pretty, nubile types. From what I've read I should like Sylvia and Jamila, are there others recommended.
5) Compared to Palace and World, sounds like there are some obvious differences. Key points are free CIM, additional 30 min for 25e, and generally more face time and less hit-and-run type encounters. Any other key differences I should know ahead of time?

1) Yes, Mondays are good- a little slower as fewer men, but every day is a good day at Bernd's. There may be a little less energy in the air, though. Mondays are especially good as it's one of the days that Sandra the masseuse is there. She gives the best erotic massage in the FKK world and if you get there early, you can enjoy a very happy ending....

2) From Cologne airport (CGN), Bernd's is very easy to get to by car, and takes less than 20 minutes as opposed to almost an hour and a half by public transportation. I usually rent a car and drop it off at CGN. Take the A59 south (towards Bonn) about 5 exits to the 560 going east, richtung Sieg, Hennef. After about 10 km the 560 stops and becomes the 8, which is a local rural road. After about 3 km you'll come to the turnoff on the right to Lichtenberg.

3) It depends how much you have left. Most of the clubs in NRW close at about the same time. The only one that I know is open later is Living Room in Kaarst, but that's at least a 45 minute drive away. I'm not sure when Samya closes but you can check that on their website. Don't bother with Sudbad. If you're in the area you might want to stop in at Traum Paradies which isn't an FKK but an amzingly good brothel and it's located less than a 15 minute drive from Bernd's, on the way back to CGN. BTW, when I stay in the area, it's usually at the Holiday Inn Cologne Airport, soi I can fall out of bed an hour before my flight abd still make it.

4) Bernd's is not known for the young and nubile, but in addition to Jamilla and Sylvia, Leonie, Anna, and Martina probably fit that bill. Jamilla, Anna, and Leonie are all great.

5) There are lots of differences between the Hof (house in German) and the big Hessen clubs. Bernd's is a small intimimate house. It's impossible to find a quiet corner alone, away from the others. It gives the old style FKK service level, including being met at the door by a naked woman, being brought drinks by the girls, lots of couch action and pre and post coital time. There's no upsell, no clock-watching. There's no revolving door of girls. If a girl is able to last at Bernd's you know that she gives good service- it's almost a guarantee, whereas at the big clubs some of the longest lasting women are the worse processors. You pay for all of your sessions as you leave directly to the SP that you've been with and then they accompany you to the door and kiss you goodbye enabling one last fondle. It's quite a sight sometimes- I've been met and accompanied to the door by 4 naked woman. You feel like a king when you leave like that.

njoy (and post)

Euro100
11-09-07, 05:46
Haven't been to an FKK for three long years, but have some fond memories from World, Oase, Palace and even the long lost Atlantis...
What I want to know is this: How in the world did you manage to stay away from FKK country for three whole years? :)

Marlow
11-09-07, 12:49
I would add to Iseuu's sound advice. There is one club that stays open until 4 am and its only 20 mins drive from Bernd's and that is Finca Erotica on the A3 south, turn off Dierdorf. A couple of ex hof girls work there.
Directions:
A) get back on the motorway A3 heading for Frankfurt and take Dierdorf exit. 5k in Dierdorf itself after the Aral gas station on the left take a right into Poststrasse. Finca Erotica is 1k on the right next to a Norma supermarket - strange but true.
B) Be very clever and from Lichtenberg get the main road but head towards Uckerath. In Uckerath take a right at the traffic lights, follow your nose through Wellesberg to Sand where shortly afterwards you take a right. You come to another set of traffic lights go straight on and at a roundabout (brandnew) take a left to the A3 and the Siebengeberge interchange, follow signs to Frankfurt.
The second route cuts off the great loop of A3 and A560 and saves you a good ten minutes if any of you are driving north to Bernds from the Frankfurt area.
You might prefer route A being as it will be dark and late and driving through hills and dales ain't the best plan unless you know where you are.

Jackyo
11-09-07, 14:02
What I want to know is this: How in the world did you manage to stay away from FKK country for three whole years? :)
... for three years and then decided it wasn't for him.

Its the only scenario I can think of. :-)

Woof Woof
11-09-07, 14:43
Question for Iseeu (or other regulars of the Hof):

Does Debby work on Mondays?

Round the World
11-09-07, 14:46
Thanks Viscount, Iseeu and Marlow for the great advice. I'd forgotten that the FKK boards are so collegial and helpful. In fact I think I may have crossed paths at some point, but never properly met, Iseeu and Euro100 back in 2004 at Oase or World. I do recall meeting the gentlemanly Shiatsu (but unfortunately missed Cordelia).

To answer Euro100's question, circumstances kept me away from FKK land for too long, however I've been to other interesting areas in the meantime where the women were good but certainly the ISG board membership has not been as helpful.

Looking forward to returning to FKK land...

RtW

Sexfan
11-09-07, 17:02
Question for Iseeu (or other regulars of the Hof):

Does Debby work on Mondays?Yes, Debby was present on the last Mondays.


I have to tell you that the recent news that Princess is leaving this weekPrincess has already left last week Friday.

Iseeu
11-10-07, 18:38
I would add to Iseuu's sound advice. There is one club that stays open until 4 am and its only 20 mins drive from Bernd's and that is Finca Erotica on the A3 south, turn off Dierdorf. A couple of ex hof girls work there.
Directions:
A) get back on the motorway A3 heading for Frankfurt and take Dierdorf exit. 5k in Dierdorf itself after the Aral gas station on the left take a right into Poststrasse. Finca Erotica is 1k on the right next to a Norma supermarket - strange but true.
B) Be very clever and from Lichtenberg get the main road but head towards Uckerath. In Uckerath take a right at the traffic lights, follow your nose through Wellesberg to Sand where shortly afterwards you take a right. You come to another set of traffic lights go straight on and at a roundabout (brandnew) take a left to the A3 and the Siebengeberge interchange, follow signs to Frankfurt.
The second route cuts off the great loop of A3 and A560 and saves you a good ten minutes if any of you are driving north to Bernds from the Frankfurt area.
You might prefer route A being as it will be dark and late and driving through hills and dales ain't the best plan unless you know where you are.
Finca: You're right- I don't ususally think of Finca when considering NRW options. Is it really only a 20 minute drive from the Hof? Have you been to Finca recently? Is it worth the detour?
Re: The scenic route- That's actually the route that most of the navi devices send you on. I inadvertently discovered it on one of my first trips to Bernd's (without a GPS device), but don't use it as I find the A3-A560-8 route to consist of better roads that I can drive on much faster and is therefore quicker, even though it probably adds about 10 km to the trip.

Marlow
11-12-07, 20:16
The short cut is only 10k long so it's not really losing you no time to use it. And do the maths yourself - 10k against how many driving back along the B8/A560/A3 to the same exit on the A3?? Twenty minutes, why not, cruising at 220km/H, it's a doddle.

Regnad
11-12-07, 21:27
Day 2. The Magical Mystery Tour continued at Bernd's. Once again, as the day before, my little stack of Google maps at my side, Bernd's was quite easy to find. Once inside, however, unlike Oase, Bernd's did not match their website, being considerably seedier than than it appears in pictures. As accurately described by those who've gone before, Bernd's is almost surrealistically located right smack dab in the middle of a residential subdivison in the middle of nowhere, itself not sticking out as the structure is a suburban home.

All of the action here revolves around two smoky rooms, where men and women sit interspersed, mostly chain smoking, and rarely interacting. (I’d say that in the five clubs I visited, the 100+ working girls I observed, that better than 95% smoke. I don’t know whether it’s because the rooms at Bernd’s are smaller and the ceilings lower, or whether the other clubs have smoke removal systems, but the air at Bernd’s was considerably more offensive than anywhere else.) When a guy and girl make a connection, the action starts right there in front of the crowd. I like that, but little else at this establishment. I found few girls, among the 10-15 there, of interest.

I finally hit upon Ina, realizing up close that she wasn't quite as attractive as she was from the bar. A pretty face to be sure, but too skinny for my liking. Other than the absence of DFK, she was alright, though not exceptional. There were two other girls there I considered passable, though one, the girl who gave me the tour of the club, a pretty girl in a non-glamourous way, did have a bit of a complexion problem and bad teeth. I eyeballed the other for a while, pondering whether or not to make a move, when someone else took her first. With her occupied for the next half hour, I decided to blow the place and see if Samya was any better. On the whole, having only Montreal to compare, I'd rate Bernd's, in terms of quality, right at the lower end, the equivalent of a south shore incall. Bernd's was a decided come-down from Oase.

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Viscount
11-13-07, 07:28
Day 2. The Magical Mystery Tour continued at Bernd's. Once again, as the day before, my little stack of Google maps at my side, Bernd's was quite easy to find. Once inside, however, unlike Oase, Bernd's did not match their website, being considerably seedier than than it appears in pictures. As accurately described by those who've gone before, Bernd's is almost surrealistically located right smack dab in the middle of a residential subdivison in the middle of nowhere, itself not sticking out as the structure is a suburban home.

All of the action here revolves around two smoky rooms, where men and women sit interspersed, mostly chain smoking, and rarely interacting. (I’d say that in the five clubs I visited, the 100+ working girls I observed, that better than 95% smoke. I don’t know whether it’s because the rooms at Bernd’s are smaller and the ceilings lower, or whether the other clubs have smoke removal systems, but the air at Bernd’s was considerably more offensive than anywhere else.) When a guy and girl make a connection, the action starts right there in front of the crowd. I like that, but little else at this establishment. I found few girls, among the 10-15 there, of interest.

I finally hit upon Ina, realizing up close that she wasn't quite as attractive as she was from the bar. A pretty face to be sure, but too skinny for my liking. Other than the absence of DFK, she was alright, though not exceptional. There were two other girls there I considered passable, though one, the girl who gave me the tour of the club, a pretty girl in a non-glamourous way, did have a bit of a complexion problem and bad teeth. I eyeballed the other for a while, pondering whether or not to make a move, when someone else took her first. With her occupied for the next half hour, I decided to blow the place and see if Samya was any better. On the whole, having only Montreal to compare, I'd rate Bernd's, in terms of quality, right at the lower end, the equivalent of a south shore incall. Bernd's was a decided come-down from Oase.You need to give Bernds a chance,its been said many times that the women are not stunners,but its the service levals that attracts people,and the value for money culture,I too wasnt sure if I would return after the first time.but , I now see the point of the club and think its great,so give it another try please.
and thanks for the report.

Jackyo
11-13-07, 11:34
You need to give Bernds a chance,its been said many times that the women are not stunners,but its the service levals that attracts people,and the value for money culture,I too wasnt sure if I would return after the first time.but , I now see the point of the club and think its great,so give it another try please.
and thanks for the report.
Most newbies don't understand all of the fuss about Bernds when they visit it for the first time but this club has a cult following and its not because of the visual appeal of the women but rather because of the iron-clad service guarantee.

It is also the most permissive of all of the clubs, there is lots of public action and eye candy in the form of exhibitionistic women to occupy your time. The girls don't tend to be clockwatchers and extras which incurr additional charges elsewhere are considered included in their normal rates. And if you aren't there for the sex, its for the conversation and the interactions between the women and the other guests.

When you've had your fair share of disappointing sessions at other clubs because you made your choice based on visual appeal only, then you will understand what this club is all about.

Its not for everyone though and I can also understand why someone would react the way you did.

Bravo, by the way, for your first set of reports! I liked the reference to Jacoby Ellsbury in your GT report. I wonder what those guys are doing in the off season. If I were them I know where I'd be and what I'd be doing.

Breadman
11-13-07, 19:26
I'll admit it...as a rookie to the fkk scene Bernd's didn't really do it for me. But on my second visit I had a blast. Id do it again as long as I knew there would be some guys that I could chat with to pass the time between shags. The women are a mixed bunch, with enough cute girls thrown in to keep things interesting. Its a rookie mistake to visit Bernd's on your second day in fkk land, better to start at Samya...work your way to gt, phg and oase and then try out bernds.

Round the World
11-15-07, 01:32
After too long an absence from the FKK scene, I recently returned starting with a visit to the famous Bernd’s for a first visit.

As described, the road to the club is surprisingly pastoral and there is nothing on the outside that distinguishes it from the surrounding houses. Inside I quickly learned that they don’t take US dollars – rookie mistake – and had to go find a bank (not easy in fact even with GPS, I could not tell you exactly how to find the bank again, even ATMs are in scarce supply).

Finally once inside, the place seems like someone’s converted house. Some couches and a small bar upstairs and the same downstairs. Neither room is bigger than an average living room. Interestingly some girls hang out upstairs and others hang out upstairs. But few upstairs girls go downstairs or vice versa. Anyhow, there were about 20 or so girls on a Monday afternoon. A diverse selection of girls: tall, skinny, old, pretty and not. The few I considered doable were Carmen (very thin young looking short brown hair), Jamila (the previously mentioned Lee lee sobieski look-alike, Russian from Kazakhstan), Sylvia (very pretty red-headed Pole) and Leonie (Brazilian, tall dark and pretty). Since all these girls were described in detail here I knew what to expect.

I started with Jamila, she was nice but seemed bored. Since she never left the downstairs I could imagine how it could get boring downstairs in the dark. We went to the public couch and started the standard initiation phase: a little chat, a little DFK, then a nice public BBBJ. In the room she gave a good performance. More DFK, BBBJ, couple of positions, then the signature Bernd’s CIM. She also seemed to really appreciate a back massage. Nice breakin experience for Bernd’s. Maybe repeat in the future, but she seemed even more bored as the day dragged on.

Next I just hung around in the Sauna and the upstairs. I noticed that the all German clientele were quite friendly and it seemed as if all the clients spoke at least some English. I struck up conversation with 3 or 4 and they were all quite friendly and jovial. Nice contrast to the Frankfurt clubs where most clients don’t speak to each other. +1 to Bernd’s for the camaraderie amongst clients.

After awhile I found myself sitting next to Sylvia. I was conflicted about going with her since the reviews on her were mixed, that while she was one of the most attractive, she was not up to Bernd’s performance standards. This was confirmed by the another client I met in the sauna, nice guy from Munich who recommended Mara, Katya, Tanya, Carmen, Leonie. Since I like them pretty and nubile, I was going to go with Carmen, but she was quickly snatched up by another guy. Then I was sitting next to Sylvia and she started joking around with me. So I decided, what the hell, there seemed to be atleast some minimum of chemistry between us. So again a little kissing, and onto the public blowjob. Sylvia’s public BBBJ is shorter than most girls at Bernd’s which I had noticed with her and previous client. In the room she loosened up a bit with some DATY, improved DFK, a few positions then more BBBJ. She doesn’t do CIM strangely and no anal on offer either. Though her little arse hole looked perfectly ready for the task. Overall a nice experience.

After that I decided to try another club since I had been staring at the same selection for 6 hours now. At Marlow’s suggestion I set off for FKK Finca with the plan to stay there till 4am then back to the airport to catch my morning flight. It took me a while to get there on the A3, and then my GPS map did not have the exact address Poststrasse 21 in its database, so I spent some time at the wrong end of Poststrasse looking in vain. Eventually was about to give up, but then found it on the way back to the A3. Upon entering it was 50eur at the door. Very nice facility. Somewhat like Palace. Large bar in the center, lots of nooks and crannies to hang out. Food available all night. Two upstairs areas, one with massage services, the other with a kino. The girls however were not so great. Very professional, quick hello and zimmer approaches. After Bernd’s it was disappointing to see this professional attitude. Girls were generally younger. But only a couple I found attractive. After waiting around a long while and not seeing much action going on from any other clients, I chose to go with a fake blond with a nice smile and an hourglass figure, Selma, I think she was Turkish. In the room she was very much in a hurry, fast BBBJ, overly aggressive HJ and then a few positions ending in a modified doggy (in between doggy and RCG). Then I asked for a massage, but then found out she was in such a hurry because she wanted to go home to sleep. Turns out many girls leave at 2am. After that there was just a handful of girls and an equal number of guys who were all not doing much of anything. So around 3am I left to hang out at the airport lounge. I don’t think I would return here, in fact I probably should have gone down to Oase instead.

Hollandmale
11-15-07, 09:08
As described, the road to the club is surprisingly pastoral and there is nothing on the outside that distinguishes it from the surrounding houses. Inside I quickly learned that they don’t take US dollars – rookie mistake – and had to go find a bank (not easy in fact even with GPS, I could not tell you exactly how to find the bank again, even ATMs are in scarce supply).The only thing that identifies Bernds is a visible circle shaped number "28" at the front.
ATM's are a few km uphill on the B8 main road at Uckerath; "Sparkasse" and "Volksbank".

Jackyo
11-15-07, 11:45
Inside I quickly learned that they don’t take US dollars – rookie mistake – and had to go find a bank (not easy in fact even with GPS, I could not tell you exactly how to find the bank again, even ATMs are in scarce supply).
.. respect for the US dollar these days and the tendency is for it to lose in value in the near term.

Gisele Buendchen has recently stoped taking them for her modeling fees and we, of course, know that she is an authority on matters relating to international finance and exchange rates.

I've been told by the RF guys that the clubs in Hessen (or at least the girls) do take US dollars (Du brauchst nichts mehr zur Bank gehen!). I've never tried it though.

Regnad
11-15-07, 12:12
.. respect for the US dollar these days and the tendency is for it to lose in value in the near term.

Gisele Bundchen has recently stoped taking them and we, of course, know that she is an authority on matters relating to international finance and exchange rates.

I've been told that the clubs in Hessen (or at least the girls) do take US dollars. I've never tried it though.But even so, it would seem to me that, in the interest of self-protection, any club taking the USD would give you, and would be justified in giving you, the least favorable exchange rate. I personally, if offering a club or girl USD, would expect to pay $1.50 for the Euro, with simple rounding up.

Routard
11-15-07, 14:18
.. Gisele Bundchen has recently stoped taking them for her modeling fees and we, of course, know that she is an authority on matters relating to international finance and exchange rates. .

Same for the SP in Latin America. :D

Toscana
11-15-07, 21:37
Id do it again as long as I knew there would be some guys that I could chat with to pass the time between shags.My take on the Hof completely. Much though I appreciate the session quality, it's rather run down, smokey and claustrophobic and for me not a place to enjoy all day (in stark contrast to Artemis or Oase or, in the summer, World). So, unless I know a friend or forum member is going to be there, I no longer go to this club. It's no loss to them, it's deservedly doing very well.

RTW

Unfortunately you made a very poor choice at Finca, but that can happen to us all. Thanks for your report. For anyone interested in this club, it is one of the FEW where an early visit is better than a later one. After about 21.00 rien ne va plus. I think it's because the local bums have to get back home, and the girls know that not much more is going to happen, so they drift off too. But there are always gems to be found. If in doubt go for the Russians or Brazilians.

Traveldoc99
11-16-07, 17:23
I returned to Bernd's yesterday after a great Monday and fun at Oase on Tuesday. I was sorry to hear the lovely Princess had left. I am happy to report yesterday was the return of Stella a 22 year old Turkish princess. Stella has been away since April and told me she was a little nervous about her return. I took Stella for her first session and it was nothing less than fantastic.

While I enjoyed both Bernd's and Oase, they are both different in many ways. On Tuesday at the Oase buisness was slow and the ladies were very agressive. In contrast the Bernd's ladies were almost to laid back. Both continue to be on my top 5 places in the world to visit!

Rock Hard
11-27-07, 19:55
Went to Hof a couple of weeks back on a Wednesday.

One hour with Sandra was a perfect way to start, good happy ending, a few beers, sauna and back to the couch.

Next was Tanja, on the couch was good for about 5 mins, can't say the same about the room,it was not GFE, she holds back in the room.

Last session was with Swenja, excellent session.

Food was okay, beer was okay, overall a perfect way to waste away a wet boring day.

I can't complain about the size of club or the smoke or anything else that people find to b*tch about, the quality of service makes up for it all. Besides, not having the girls pester you everywhere you go is why Hof shines.

Polar
12-02-07, 08:14
Friday 23 it was time for Bernds again. I drove up from Frankfurt just to be there at opening time. This time I could only squeeze in a short stop, and I wanted to see Mara before she went away with someone else.

She hadn’t arrived at 13.00, but I asked Conny to let Mara know I looked for her when she arrived. And only 45 minutes later it was time for a visit to heaven.

This short text is more to comment the huge difference between Bernds and other clubs, represented in my mind by Oase. The night before, loads of gorgeous girls in large and nice facilities. But the first second you run into someone, the question was immediately “want to fuck?”. Why do they think I’m there? Of course I want, but still, it would be nice with at least a few minutes of socializing before heading of to a room.

I was sitting in the basement waiting for Mara to show up, watching this German guy in the sofa talking to Tanja and Rita. The girls of course placed on each side of him. After some 10 minutes of giggling, they continued another 10 minutes but with then the talking were interrupted by more physical activities. I thing they spent more than 20 minutes in the sofa before they left for the room. The contrast can not be bigger to the evening before.

I can however guess that several of the male guests I have met at Oase would feel lost at Bernds. They run around like children in a candy store and take quick pops in a room with more or less the first girl they see. And with a happy grin in the faces, immediately start chasing the next.

The small area available at Bernds and the common public sex all the time is different. And I hardly have had one single 30 minutes session here. It more tends to be 1 – 1,5 hours. And after a session like that with almost anyone I know at Bernds, you don’t immediately start to chase someone else.

Gfe Finder
12-03-07, 07:02
Hi,

After a couple of days at Bernds, I’ve got some interesting stories to tell. I chose to rent a car and drive there, which was especially helpful since it was raining both days and I wouldn’t look forward to waiting out in the cold and rain for the trains.

The atmosphere is so amazingly far beyond X-rated and I enjoyed every traumhaft minute! Among the highlights:

One sleeping fellow being woken up with a BBBJ.

Babsi sharing how she woke up her boyfriend similarly (came home and banged him in his sleep, he woke up afterwards after coming).

No need for the porno on TV, as couples were having intercourse right in front of me
Staying until closing time on Friday and talking with the “happy few” customers remaining and from how far away they had come to get to Bernds. On to the ladies:

Monika-she smiled at me when I walked into the upstairs bar, so I went over to talk to her. Since she speaks little to no English, and I speak little to no German, this made conversation difficult. This was no matter, as the service was excellent, including BBBJ on couch, DFK, and then sex off in the room. Good experience, and since her service has been discussed elsewhere on the board I’ll move on to

Martina-She’s German and has been working for a few years in Frankfurt but moved to Bernds only recently. She’s older and has blond hair. Saw her on the upstairs couch and moved in after Monika. Good English, fun and teasing conversation both before and after our session (this was throughout both days BTW). Her service is good (including couch BBBJ and DFK, multiple positions in the room) and she aims to please.

Jamila-She looks like Leelee Sobieski and mentioned being born in Kazakstan and raised in Germany. We started with some kissing downstairs in the bar and then moved to a BBBJ in the center of the bar before going to the downstairs window bedroom. Sex for a while (including DATY) and then finished by giving her a massage. Speaking of which

Sandra-the masseuse later on Friday. Very good and relaxing massage, I felt much better afterwards. Sex was available (maybe I should have taken it), but later I found

Mara-who is certainly one of the sweetest girls that I have met at Bernds and possibly at any FKK. She made plenty of time for slow, sensual kissing and a BBBJ beforehand. We talked for a few minutes before and after about a bunch of topics (where we’d traveled, what we studied in school, the best way to get to Bernds). She’s been recommended by others and I can also highly recommend her for a fantastic GFE!

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Rob Raunch
12-07-07, 15:19
Okay,

The bad news first: Leonie (Brazilian-Samba-Babe with perfectly made chest.made in Thailand-) has left us starting today. So neither Princess nor Leonie will be performing their ART (Yes, with Capital-Letters!.weep, weep)

The good news: She (Leonie) will be back! , we'll just have to wait 2 (TWO! ) months for her to return from her vacation in Thailand!

Now, I am not going to hold my breath or suspend my mongering but I'll save some. For when she comes back!

Maybe some lucky bastard in Thailand will meet her in Bangkok, Pataya or Koh Samui and write a report about it here (Mongers UNITE! )

Grtz,

Rob

Jack Anderson
12-08-07, 03:58
Can anyone tell me the holiday schedule for hof, i'm sure they're closed on Monday(24) and Tuesday(25), anyone have any idea on the other days?

Thanks,

Jack

Gfe Finder
12-08-07, 08:47
Can anyone tell me the holiday schedule for hof, i'm sure they're closed on Monday(24) and Tuesday(25), anyone have any idea on the other days?

Thanks,

JackThey are open on the 27th and 28th; I asked last time I was there.

Jim Quince
12-08-07, 13:47
Okay,

The bad news first: Leonie (Brazilian-Samba-Babe with perfectly made chest.made in Thailand-) has left us starting today. So neither Princess nor Leonie will be performing their ART (Yes, with Capital-Letters!.weep, weep)

The good news: She (Leonie) will be back! , we'll just have to wait 2 (TWO! ) months for her to return from her vacation in Thailand!

Now, I am not going to hold my breath or suspend my mongering but I'll save some. For when she comes back!

Maybe some lucky bastard in Thailand will meet her in Bangkok, Pataya or Koh Samui and write a report about it here (Mongers UNITE! )

Grtz,

RobDon't think these girls are looking forward to meet any mongers on their vacation, unless she'll be mixing business with pleasure.

Jim

Duralong
12-15-07, 19:31
(See previous report: "Thursday at Palace")

After a good sleep and a huge breakfast I checked out and was ready to meet my friend for the expedition to Bernds.

At about 13:30 we were at the door and two girls I didn’t see last time went to greet us upon entering the place. Like the other time, the atmosphere looked like quite cold at startup, but I was confident it will have gotten hotter later on. However I was worried, because I was not feeling very good. Despite good premises, my heart wanted to go for a ride in the morning and I prevented it to go crazy just in time, but I didn’t recover completely yet. Also I was a little bit disappointed by the lineup. Some of you described enthusiastically the new arrivals, but none of them was really inspiring me.

At about 2:30 the gorgeous Katja showed up and I felt a sweat sensation in my throat But she rewarded me of just a cool greeting sign. I immediately suspected, not only that she didn’t forget me, but that she was upset with me for what happened last time (see my previous report: http://www.internationalsexguide. Info/forum/showpost.php? P=642568&postcount=618). My friend was in doubt, but I was pretty sure of this. I kept staring her, but she never even glimpsed at me. She was laying magnificent on the couch, all alone and getting bored, I only had to move two steps, but I was feeling still weak and confused, what a shame! Nevertheless, after a while, I was about to move, but she made her choice first, verbally provoking a guy who was drinking his beer at the bar desk. Not a bad looking guy, but with a belly like if he was pregnant! The guy decided to move to her after her insistent provocation. Strange guy, it appeared like having his head elsewhere, even when Katja started to give him an anthology blowjob. Then she brought the guy to a room, passing close to me. Could be presumption, but I felt like if she was also making me a spite.

After having processed the guy, she went readily for another session, thus I knew that, for the moment I had lost my chance.

(BTW, I hope that the purist who last time questioned my spelling of her name is happy this time. Actually Katja is an international name, which spells Katia in latin countries and Katja or Katya elsewhere. I forgot to ask her, but I hope the correct spelling is the one you suggested me)

Also my friend was not inspired yet, I knew from last time he needs a long warm up, so we went for a meal, and some relax, which was probably good for me, in order to recover my physical shape.

* Katja

At about 5 the situation calmed down a little bit and I could see Katja alone again on the couch! I also was feeling ok, so I thought "Go men! Go for it! Don’t miss also this chance! ". So I sat close to her and I said "You are always the best one to me", she answered "No! " glimpsing at me. Thus she was upset for sure and I had to spend some more compliments on her to melt her down. Then, without saying a word, she started to give me a violent BJ like if she wanted to punish me, and she placed herself all laid down on the couch in a way that it was almost impossible to touch her, but just to caress her back. She also decided when to bring me to a room. Then she closed the door and. Started talking! She remembered everything of that day with me last time and started to reproach me (because I didn’t pay what she asked for) trying to explain her point.

I learned that, contrarily to what I understood last time, at Bernds it counts not only the time you spend with a girl but also the number of time you pop. I. E. If you pop 2 times in 30’ it accounts for a 100! Is this right guys? Anyway, this was not the point with me, as I came only once with her. The question was the time, I. E. 45’ which she charged me a 100 without telling me, moreover after having affirmed they are tolerant with time there, letting me understand she would have counted them as a normal session. Anyway. Each of us remained with the same opinion, but for mine and hers sake, she decided to forgive me, and became again tender with me, so we could turn to more pleasant affairs. When she looks at me with lust I found her irresistible and I got a new hard on. She wanted me to lay down and started to fuck me RC. She performs exceptionally in this position and I find her sight really exciting. Not wanting to finish too soon I asked to change position, to get more control, but I couldn’t last much longer anyway. After a while, laying down talking and caressing each other to regain mutual tenderness, I found myself excited again, so I decided to go for 1h, and this time my crazy mate did his job!

At this point I was quite in peace with the world and I spent plenty of time talking to my friend and observing the scene. Bernds can be a quite animated place, particularly on a Friday! Moreover a lot of exhibitionist take pleasure in showing their performances right on the coaches or in the open rooms.

Gone upstairs for a shower, there was a guy in a room with the door left open, who pumped for quite a while a girl moaning all the time, but I couldn’t recognize them. Downstairs a big, young and healthy guy was giving his dick to the tall, slim Polish girl, who later, apparently with the same enthusiasm (! ) gave relief to an old, fat man. (but who later revealed himself a nice and gentle talker to us). One of the new arrivals was sat on a stool, legs wide open showing her pussy and found shortly thereafter an esteemer.

Going upstairs I encountered Katja descending and she kidded with me placing her succulent bottom cross the way, so I slapped it and smiled at her.

Upstairs another one of the new girls, a young slim and cute blonde, was always sat in the same place and looked like absent, but my friend was interested in her, so he finally approached her, and later I saw him with a big smile on his face.

Well, difficult in this atmosphere to remain quiet without taking part of the action, but whom to chose? Try a new girl or repeat with one of the two I knew already? (Katja and Mara). For a short while I considered to approach one of the new girls, who has quite a feminine body, with generous hips, and an amusing face, but I was more tempted to repeat a session with Mara, which last time was great. However a very positive experience leaves a sign and, as a drawback, I was also afraid it could not be as good as last time. So I was confused, but the events lead my way, as Mara was engaged all the time. Instead downstairs a bunch of girls were available and occupied all the coaches. They were launching jokes to each other in an happy atmosphere.

* Katja (again)

Among them was also my favorite, Katja, and I felt my dick was not yet satisfied of her. So he decided for me. I sat again close to her and she glimpsed at me with a sneer of satisfaction for having me under her power. I don’t remember what I said, but rather than responding to me she took apart the two sides of my towel, to look to my already almost erect penis, who was thus exposed to the public of chatting girls? At this point I heard the first choruses on the background: "Pinocchio, Pinocchio. " but I couldn’t realize immediately they were directed to me, as Katja was managing to set up a surprise for me (she is always a volcano of ideas. ). She asked for something to one of the other girl and in a short while she got a small bottle in her right hand. The bottle contained some sort of lube which she dropped on my dick, then she started to rub it energetically with her hands. I was really amused of the situation and I left her doing what she wanted. She laid with her back over me spreading her legs so that I could finger her. Some time later she went over me, to rub my dick with her pussy rather than with her hands. My God! Then she stood up and made sign to follow her, I thus stood up at my turn with my lubed penis in full excitation. This time the chorus was general and loud: "Pinocchio, Pinocchio, . ! " At this point the reference was clear also to me and I laughed, but I was more interested in following Katja to a room.

I cannot sound her mind, maybe she is very professional and she is faking everything, but I like to think that we clicked together. I had this impression and I made love to her like I could do it to my partner. The physical and mental sensations were great, and I felt like our bodies blended in one for a while. I had this intense feelings, was not just mechanical excitement, and I like to think was good sex for her too. She let me understand was so. However, once again, I was not able to come and I quitted only because the time was ending and I was physically exhausted. She asked if I usually have problems in coming. I said no, in fact it’s a new situation for me too. We continue talking for some minutes after the time. She gave me further details of her life. At a certain point, I found myself excited again and I proposed her extended time once more, but she said was already past 10 and was almost time to go home for her, so we quitted there, and perhaps was right like this, we already did our best.

In fact after kidding for a while with her girl friends she prepared to leave the place. This time there were no questions, and I directly paid her for her services, she greeted me of one more kiss and left.

I had no more cartridge to shot, and there was no point for me in seeking something else after that.

My friend instead was not done yet and she went for a last session with Mara, who is an old acquaintance for him. Last time he left her to me, so this time was his turn. He was satisfied, as usual with her.

Then we went for a sauna to relax and there we met a very extroverts Swedish guy, wearing his own leather kilt in place of the usual towel, like all others. Later he took the scene on the room downstairs. He let a blond girl give him a 15’ BJ or more, then, instead of going to a room, he put a black wig on his head and initiated a mad dance with the tall Polish girl, continued with kissing a cute brunette who was not much active during the whole day, then let the blonde girl suck him again, etc. Don’t know how it ended and cannot imagine how much all this would have cost to him!

It was time to go for us, so we headed to the locker room. There I met Mara. My friend told me she remembers me, so I told her I also remember the great time we had, and that I hope to enjoy her company next time, this time. "You were too taken by Katja" she interrupted, "and you were too busy too" I replied with a smile. She greeted me of a kiss. I rejoined my friend, we exited the place and headed to the small hotel nearby (35€). We went to bed satisfied

(Continues with: "Saturday at Yin Yang")

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Breadman
12-15-07, 22:55
Both of my visits to Bernds have been on a Monday. Ive found the talent level to be decent enough for me to make several connections...but always wondered if I was missing out on some of the girls who might always be taking off Mondays to have a longer weekend. Am I missing out on some cuties?

Viscount
12-16-07, 12:12
I too was at Bernds last Friday, it was great, I was met at the door by my long time favourite Monika from Hungary, who I had the usual great opening session with, then Martina, a blond German lady, who I met the last time I was there in October, I have been in Thailand and China for three weeks, and I was feeling the cold, but the heat of Bernds was what I needed, my final session was with Svenja, wow she is fantastic great gfe, and blow job tecniques, and great kisser, I will repeat next time with the beatiful Svenja for sure, I also noticed Stella who is very pretty, but also very busy, as was Mara, hopefully both next time, there were also some English speakers, amongst the guests and I had good conversations when not sessioning, the selection of ladies was good and service was to its normal high level, long live.

Viscount
12-16-07, 12:13
I too was at Bernds last Friday, it was great, I was met at the door by my long time favourite Monika from Hungary, who I had the usual great opening session with, then Martina, a blond German lady, who I met the last time I was there in October, I have been in Thailand and China for three weeks, and I was feeling the cold, but the heat of Bernds was what I needed, my final session was with Svenja, wow she is fantastic great gfe, and blow job tecniques, and great kisser, I will repeat next time with the beatiful Svenja for sure, I also noticed Stella who is very pretty, but also very busy, as was Mara, hopefully both next time, there were also some English speakers, amongst the guests and I had good conversations when not sessioning, the selection of ladies was good and service was to its normal high level, long live Bernds bou I do miss Princess, be back next month.

Regards to all.

CBGBConnisur
12-17-07, 16:24
If anyone takes US dollars in Europe these days they will give you a horrible exchange rate. I tried buying an electric converter a few years back when the dollar was relatively stronger in Frankfurt and got a horrible exchange rate. FKKs were dirt cheap back then, still a good value now, I don't think any hardbody in North America will fuck you for 50EUR to 80EUR

Hollandmale
12-30-07, 15:19
Last Thursday I visited the Hof with 3 friends from Holland.
We weren't there for a year, so looked very much forward.

Attending 16 girls:

- Anna, Mara, Katya, Martina, Alex, Brandy, Babsi, Michelle,
Jamila, Svenya, Tanya, Ina, Lisa, Anya, Leyla and Saki*.

We arrived 12.40 at the parking, a bit later we were welcomed at the door by nude Babsi. After check-in, Babsi escorted me to the dressingroom where I had my first DFK of the day. Change, shower and a nice meal of goulash, schnitzels and pudding. Off to the bar for a cool Koelsch beer and we were all set up for a first knock-out round,
being Babsi for me. No need to elaborate as she's a longterm Top-Act in the Hof.

In the afternoon we enjoyed watching several public CIM's in the basement, most notably performed by Katya, the Tsarin von Hennef. And some very raunchy sessions on the glassed Spielwiese by Mara. Spirits rose, and so did little HM under the towel, so I went for a second round, starting on a basement couch, continuing on the Spielwiese with:

- Leyla, 22, Turkish, black curly longer hair, 1.60/5.3, slender, natural B-cups, excellent GFE-service: DFK, DATY, heavenly intercourse, great BBBJ + CIM. Leyla is 4 months in the Hof now, ranking among the top performing girls. She's usually absent on Mondays.

I decided not to roam the club for a third girl, in spite of catwalkmodel Jamila being available, one of the prettiest girls I ever saw in any club (!). Instead I made a date with Leyla for another session later that evening. In between, one of my friends booked her, convinced by what he saw and by my very positive evaluation.

My second date with Leyla started on a couch in the livingroom. A couple of drinks together, combined with some intimate cuddling and DFK. This time we felt no need for public orals and continued in the blue room, next to the lockers. An even better session followed, as we now were more familiar with eachother. Similar to my first date with Leyla she finished me off with CIM.

At 10.30 PM, being drained 3 fabulous times that day, I joined Layla at the basement bar. Both she and me called it a day, as far as sessions were concerned. We spent the last hour cuddling and DFK-ing at the bar, Leyla being exhausted after 8 sessions in 6 hours. By the way, a number reached by most girls last Thursday (!).

In 2005 I described Schieferhof as the Holy Grail among Sauna/FKK-clubs.
Last Thursday the Hof more than lived up to its outstanding reputation.

*Saki, mid-20's, mixed Japanese/German, black half-long hair, 1.65/5.5, very slender, BC-silicones, very exotic looks. Saki is temporarily standing in, originates from Sudbad/Cologne which is closed this week. It was her second appearance in the Hof, she'll probably continues to do so irregularly.

Kingwenslas
01-02-08, 00:32
Hi Hollandmale great report!

Just one question: - Can you give a more detailed description of what Jamila looks like please and also some feedback on what your friend said about their session together. Thanks

Kingwenslas

Woof Woof
01-02-08, 04:34
Can you give a more detailed description of what Jamila looks like please...


Jamila is a young nubile brunette, tall and thin, ca. 20yo, 1.75m, supermodel type body, blue eyes.

Gfe Finder
01-02-08, 07:57
Since things went so well with my last visit to the Hof, I decided to return over the Holidays. I flew out after Christmas, and drove a rental car up from Frankfurt. I had several days of vacation planned, so while Bernd’s was open I passed the time there, knowing that during the weekend and on New Year’s Eve I would be elsewhere.

On the flight out, I saw the R-rated version of the movie Superbad. What an interesting way to set the tone for my trip, I thought as I was watching.

On to the girls—

Mara—saw her last time and wanted to repeat. She has been mentioned extensively on this forum, and again her popularity is well-deserved! Some more great sex, made all the better because she remembered me from last time and knew what I liked.

Celine—her English is good and we got to talking downstairs, which eventually led to a BBBJ on the couch, then off to the room for sex. As I got close to coming, she did something rather surprising: she pulled me out, said "now it’s my turn, " and had me do some DATY for a while. I’ve not had a girl do that to me before, but somehow it made me want her more.

Martina—She also remembered me from last time, and more importantly, remembered what I liked. She got better at adapting to me, knowing when to tease me and joke with me and when to be more docile. So, I had good sessions with her both days.

Babsi— After talking with her for a while last time, I became excited at the prospect of a session with her. From our flirtatious conversation I could tell that this was a girl who knows how to have fun. And we both had fun, as I made her come twice! She suggested to me that I get a threesome with her and Mara the next day. She did not have to work hard to convince me of the merits of this idea!

On to day 2.