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Gfe Finder
01-02-08, 08:00
On Friday, I had hoped that Sandra would be working (she was), but I made the mistake of signing up too late. I am told that she can only do a limited number of programs per day, and I came in after her last one. So, after the massage she kissed me goodbye (and kissed me, and kissed me some more) and gave me something to look forward to next time.

But before this, I had a threesome with

Babsi and Mara—The whole is indeed greater than the sum of the parts! We started with some kissing downstairs, followed by Babsi and Mara kissing and sucking each other’s breasts. As this was the glass bedroom, other girls and guys could and did watch. I took turns with each of them, so many positions that I’ve lost count.

Just like last time I was quite fortunate to run into many customers with whom I had great conversations, not just on Bernds and other FKK clubs but on politics and travel, among other things. I will plan to learn some German before my next trip, and any suggestions as to specific books or CDs to improve my German are most welcome.

Continued in the Oase thread.

Jackyo
01-02-08, 12:36
Just like last time I was quite fortunate to run into many customers with whom I had great conversations, not just on Bernds and other FKK clubs but on politics and travel, among other things. I will plan to learn some German before my next trip, and any suggestions as to specific books or CDs to improve my German are most welcome.
... is the banter with the Thekenstaff, the women and the other customers.

You want to work on your German. I want to work on my Polish.

I don't know of a substitute for formal classroom language training for German. The language is not easy to speak correctly primarily because the concept of declensions is not one that grasps automatically as an English speaker.

Declensions are used in Latin and identify words either as subject, direct object, indirect object or indicate ownership (or affiliation). Latin, though, has an Ablativ case which German does not have. Gott sei Dank! But four cases is enough to turn your mind upside down.

The language is very precise grammar-wise (and it reflects itself in the German mentality). Foreigners mangle the language in use of the prepositions, in improper agreement of gender and number (particularly in declensions of adjective endings) and in pronounciation.

I personally am turned off by folks who speak pidgin German. A lot of the women at the clubs actually don't speak it correctly and it is very painful to the ears. Part of my selection process in picking out who I will session with is how well she speaks German. It is, as well, an indication of her level of education.

The issue also is that you will learn school book German only to find out that most folks really don't talk that way.

I've got a set of Polish tapes I play in the background when I am at home. They help a lot. I can't say if one set of tapes is better than any other. Polish has declensions too.

If I really want to bite the bullet on Polish though, I need to take formal classes.

Does your city have a Goethe Institut? I would start there and be ready to spend several thousand hours practicing it (what better place to practice than at a club lying in bed with a nude woman who speaks proper Hoch Deutsch?)

Kiwi 69
01-02-08, 18:48
... is the banter with the Thekenstaff, the women and the other customers.......................


The language is very precise grammar-wise (and it reflects itself in the German mentality). Foreigners mangle the language in use of the prepositions, in improper agreement of gender and number (particularly in declensions of adjective endings) and in pronounciation. ...................A sweet young Turkish/Iranian girl (Ex PHG, who could also speak perfect German, English, French and Italian) once told me, after a frustrating attempt to explain some German grammar to me "if you don't know the grammar of your native language, you will never learn German. It is not an easy language "

Fortunately, a lack of good language skills does not preclude fun times in FKK's!

Hollandmale
01-02-08, 22:12
- Can you give a more detailed description of what Jamila looks like please and also some feedback on what your friend said about their session together.Jamila:

- Kazachstan, 20, chesnut brown half-long hair, 1.75/5.9, catwalk body, natural AB-cups, blue eyes, stunning beauty.
Great GFE-service: DFK, DATY, multiple position intercourse, great BBBJ + CIM. Top package of great looks & service.

Jackyo
01-03-08, 01:52
A sweet young Turkish/Iranian girl (Ex PHG, who could also speak perfect German, English, French and Italian) once told me, after a frustrating attempt to explain some German grammar to me "if you don't know the grammar of your native language, you will never learn German. It is not an easy language "

Fortunately, a lack of good language skills does not preclude fun times in FKK's!
Germans like to think of their language as die Sprache von Dichter und Denker, in other words, the language of poets and thinkers.

What I find amazing is that this very serious language, the same one of Goethe, Kafka, Freud, Kant, usw.. is also very capable of being used to say things: "Look at the tits and ass on the chick!".

Talk about versatility!

I had a discussion with Akasha at PT Mettmann once about this, believe it or not.

Give me a hot chick who speaks Hoch Deutsch properly and I am in seventh heaven. You might say I have a language fetish.

I have to say though that I find German spoke with an Austrian accent, specifically from Wien, to be the sexiest. Pity you don't really come across too many Austrian women at German FKK clubs (or can someone point me in the right direction?)

I have to say though that everything I know about English grammar I know from contrasting it with German grammar.

When you learn a language as a mother tongue all you can say is "that sounds right" or "that doesn't sound right" without any reference to formal rules of grammar. Its quite a different experience from learning a language in a serious academic format.

Marlow
01-03-08, 09:44
at first german irritated me. that syntax! how could they do it! the inability to describe simple actions in two words! aargh! but now i find it more precise than english. in english you can slap words around any which way you want (try translating that into german!) and get away with it. it leads to lazy speech, which in german is regarded as unforgiveable. sometimes as in american english it leads to a admirable robustness that even english english lacks. when a language doesn't evolve and change it usually means the culture itself has started to fossilise. which tells me something about the virility of america and the stodginess of germany- goethe fine, mann yes, but modern german novels - please spare me.

Gfe Finder
01-03-08, 13:24
Does your city have a Goethe Institut? I would start there and be ready to spend several thousand hours practicing it (what better place to practice than at a club lying in bed with a nude woman who speaks proper Hoch Deutsch?)Thanks for the advice and the warning, Jackyo. I was looking for some ideas now that signing up for German I at the registrar’s office isn’t an option, and now I have some. I don’t claim that learning a language is easy (it certainly wasn’t for the other language I know) and in that case I never got good at it until I had the opportunity to practice 24/7.

I do agree with you as to an optimal situation to practice German, though!

Toscana
01-03-08, 16:13
Jamila:

- Kazachstan, 20, chesnut brown half-long hair, 1.75/5.9, catwalk body, natural AB-cups, blue eyes, stunning beauty.
Great GFE-service: DFK, DATY, multiple position intercourse, great BBBJ + CIM. Top package of great looks & service.Hmm, those tits don't sound like your taste, KW. ;-) I'd go for them though.

Marlow
01-03-08, 17:27
Quote from Jackyo -
what better place to practice than at a club lying in bed with a nude woman who speaks proper Hoch Deutsch?

Ah, so when I ask a girl for 'German' this is what I get - German?
When I ask her for English I get whipped.
Ask for French I get sucked.
Ask for Greek I get ...ooh no, that hurts!
Spanish I start to neigh.
Asking for Turkish is the same as Greek.
Ask for Russian I get turned on.

Kingwenslas
01-03-08, 22:57
Hi Tosc

I’m seriously impressed that you can remember my taste in boobsize! You remind me of a friend who, not only would give me a bottle of whisky on a special occasion, but would give me my favourite brand of single malt. I just hope that Jamila is there on my next visit.

Kingwenslas

Breadman
01-03-08, 23:32
Quote from Jackyo -
what better place to practice than at a club lying in bed with a nude woman who speaks proper Hoch Deutsch?

Ah, so when I ask a girl for 'German' this is what I get - German?
When I ask her for English I get whipped.
Ask for French I get sucked.
Ask for Greek I get ...ooh no, that hurts!
Spanish I start to neigh.
Asking for Turkish is the same as Greek.
Ask for Russian I get turned on.

I usually speak in tongues ;-)

Kingwenslas
01-03-08, 23:41
Well, after reading Jackyo’s comments I concluded that he must listen to BBC Radio 4 more than that retired Colonel living in Tunbridge Wells.

Yeah, German is bloody hard but not half as hard as Russian. I’d like to know what Mark Twain would have said about learning the Russian language with its six cases, two verb aspects and every commonly used word having its own conjugation or declension…

I too judge a girl by how well she has mastered die sprache. And I am the only person I know who actually finds the German accent in English sexy. But it wasn’t always like that.

As for Austrian, well, you can milk cows with the accent. Think honest, buxom wenches on farms surrounded by mountains – actually, now that I think about it I’m getting turned on! Or maybe it’s those “Flotte Teen” films from the 1970s.

My advice to Monger Man would have been to have learned just 100 phrases or words and be able to say them with a good accent and then give up. Since he hinted that he already speaks another language then he will know the enormous amount of trouble that one must put oneself to, in order to master another tongue.

I learnt my German by starting with a BBC language course and then going to Germany and speaking to other foreigners who were slightly better than me. Finally I graduated to talking to Germans. If you talk to native speakers too soon then you will become frustrated that you don’t understand them. Obviously, an fkk club is a perfect place to meet other foreigners who are motivated to talk to you.

It’s quite a thought that, since I don’t use German and Russian in my daily life, the vast majority of practice I get in the two languages is by talking to working girls. But it would be bad form to forget them, wouldn’t it?

That has just reminded me of the first time I went to Bernds. I had neglected my German for several years whilst trying to learn Russian and I just sat down and listened to Brandy dominating the atmosphere. I remember being secretly pleased with myself that I could understand her and I thought that at last I had a practical application for my knowledge of the language.

Kingwenslas

Jackyo
01-04-08, 01:31
.. Sado-Maso crowd.

Yes, I've heard that it is even more complicated grammar-wise than German.

I would be very content to speak near decent Polish but it is just about as difficult as Russian is, I've been told, if one were to take it seriously.

I'll skip Romanian and Bulgarian entirely.

Henio
01-04-08, 04:33
How about a discussion about "which dictionary is best to jerk off to"?

That way we would at least get some sexual content involved in the discussion :-)

Jokes aside, I think these things are best kept to the General thread instead of clogging up a specific club thread with reports that have nothing to do with that club (and now I have just done my share of that as well)

Sobo77
01-04-08, 08:02
Hi,

I have not seen it mentioned in the posts, so I was wondering if w/s is available?

Marlow
01-04-08, 21:48
Quote from Breadman -I usually speak in tongues ;-)
It's very rude to talk with your mouth full
@ Jackyo -
it started at school watching those wonderful Russian films about Ivan the Terrible and Battleship Potemkin. Lay those vowels on me, baby! - yes, it was a weird school.

Forced Hand
01-05-08, 02:19
I have to agree with Henio on this one. Forget about the oneupmanship on various languages and concentrate on the pussy!


How about a discussion about "which dictionary is best to jerk off to"?

That way we would at least get some sexual content involved in the discussion :-)

Jokes aside, I think these things are best kept to the General thread instead of clogging up a specific club thread with reports that have nothing to do with that club (and now I have just done my share of that as well)

Jackyo
01-06-08, 03:46
hi,

i have not seen it mentioned in the posts, so i was wondering if w/s is available?
sorry but i've never come across this term.

"with sex"? "white slavery"?" wichsen"?

the whole w section of the abbreviations section of this forum follows and i don't see it:


wah from wahei: peaceful, harmonious and calm (japanese)
wah wild ass humping
[CodeWord118] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord118) urination play.
weeklies alternative weekly newspapers. these often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. the village voice, san francisco bay guardian, the stranger.
wf wild fuck
wg working girl. a prostitute.
white knight a poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
whor*monger one who habitually patronizes prostitutes. see urbandictionary.com
with with condom (e.g. french with = cbj)
without without condom. (e.g. french without = bbbj)
wir would i repeat, would i return, would i recommend
wl working lady
woa word of advice
working girl a prostitute.
wsw white street walker
wtf what the fuck?

actually it doesn't much matter what it is. there are surely women at bernds who will do it (and that is not even know what you are looking for).

if you are visiting pts and pts exclusively, the women at pt mettmann will do just about anything too.

Wapec
01-06-08, 14:43
With sperm or with semen?

You spunky monkeys.

Wapec
01-06-08, 21:14
Intro
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Germany and Koln (about 0 degrees Celcius) is damn cold for a guy from Asia (used to 23 degrees). Still, after 13 years I was back in the Fatherland only this time older and wiser I was here to explore the nightlife. My oh my how a boy grows up. Flying to Asia via Frankfurt I stopped off in Koln for 3 days of shall we say exploration and fun ....

Anyway, I arrive in Germany on New Year's day with about 5 words of German and hunt for a VRS machine to find a DB train from Frankfurt to Koln. Thank God for the web (www.bahn.de) where I was able to pre-plan routes so I knew it could be done just not how. Buy my ticket hop on the train, set my watch and fall asleep. Germany is so cool, efficient & reliable I knew that I could just set my wake up watch alarm and be safe. This is why Germany is my second favourite European country.

Arrive in Koln Hbf. Hbf is the main train station for Koln and my hotel was a short walk away. I got lost but still made my way to the hotel in 15 mins. At the end of the post I'll provide some directions for those fellow intrepid explorers. Check in and decide to go out and about. If for nothing else other than food – it was New Year's Day after all. Early to sleep as tomorrow is a BIG day.

Dedication & Credits
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This post is dedicated to Excess for the guidance and level headed advice. Toscana, Wan King & a friend of mine who'll go by the moniker RJGP (guys encourage RJGP to take the FKK plunge and tell him to live a little you gotta live a lot).

THE HOF & the Virgin
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2nd Jan up early for brekafast and back to the room for a snooze until noonish. Walk down to Hbf, go into Travel Info and ask for a ticket to Lichtenburg. Find out that this is 500kms away which doesn't sound right. So I ask if they can look again for something close to Hennef/Sieg. Presto up come Lichenberg. I am onto something so buy the ticket and 1 ½ – 1 3/4 hrs later I am at the door of the famous number 28. Expectantly froozen like a shit on a slate. Knew I was at the right place from the landmarks passed (thanks for the team work guys - I am not worthy) plus the door bell said “Privat Club”. Thunderbirds are go ..... do we have lift off ?

Pressed the bell and was greeted by ...... I should have been prepared ...... I knew it was gonna happen ...... a large breasted blonde naked woman with curves in all the places you'd expect. Holy cow. Anyways, apart from the kultur shock & being fecking froozen it was a delightful way to be greeted for a lad so far away from home in a strange land. She beckons me in speaking German to which I gamely replied “Ich speich klein Deutsche. Speicken zie Englishe und Chine?”. I was told in good English to come in as it was cold outside. Just before 2pm I crossed the threshold of the Hof .... no I mean THE HOF.

It was Martina (lives nearby Frankfurt) that welcomed me. Friendly gal helped sign me in and brought me to the changing rooms. Asked if I wanted a large towel. Unbuttoned my coat and my most important investment was evident – my big belly – I pointed and she giggled and went for my large towel. Hot shower to defrost thoroughly and wrapped snugly I ventured back up stairs for my tour. Martina took me around and explained the Hof rules. She asked why I was so quiet well time to 'fess up - I was overwhelmed, intimidated and bashful despite all the preparations. Martina said its often like that the first visit but the key was to chill out, take your time and relax. Aha there was a reason why I wanted to arrive early as I often need to take time to adjust to new surroundings but it was all factored into the mission. I kept thinking of the wise words I found on the ISG (thanks Isseu) – something new, something old and something tried and tested. Bloody hell it was all new :-)

Anway, got a drink, found a ground floor corner seat and decided to absorb the ambiance and sus' things out. Jaysus 30mins later in the same den sitting opposite me was Martina laying into a guy, kissing him with one hand behind her back stroking his todger to attention. Jaysus twice times over when she moved to giving him a BBBJ in full public view. Jaysus thrice times with a holy cow or two, it was like what you'd see on an A-Pian kino (knocked off Chinese porno) but right there out in the open in the flesh. I swear I could have stood up and reached over and touched them (not that I would but its was that tangible). Whoa ...... kultur shock indeed it was going to take some adjusting and reframing of perspective. Only time I've come similarly close is at a Tokyo kinky kino. Generally, in Asia outside of Japan, I've not seen anything comparable. Now don't get me wrong I am not judging but if I were this is fucking up there in the heavens.

Achtung Baby ! This is why I came to Koln, Germany to experience something out of my usual hunting ground in Greater China. It was just going to take some time getting used to the sensory and cerebral overload.

I decided to grab a bite to eat since it gave me an excuse to chill out and an excuse to not exert myself on a full stomach. Fairly standard German fare and a good cheese selection (I do miss good cheese in Asia – its expensive and good local cheese's are not appreciated so are hard to find). Good desert selection too which came from the famed Reuter Hotel. Anyway, this is where I met Babsi (great waist & hips) who was having trouble making up her mind what to eat. She wanted the chocolate cake but not all of it so I offered to split a slice to which she agreed. Good move on my part as she shared the table with me and we spoke as we ate. Once she mentioned her name then I was able to place her mentally and indeed she has a bubbly personality, gsoh & made me giggle. She asked whether it was my first time at the Hof and I explained that I was passing through and the reputation of the Hof made me extend my stop over. She explained that since just before Xams and through the New Year they were extremely busy with regulars all visiting in a concentrated period but that it was a great fun for her and the girls having all the faces together. However, she mentioned that being busy made for less time to talk and be social. Babsi struck me as the girl next door type, not a stunner but a “real” woman, and had an innocent curiosity (I had a jade amulet around my neck which she asked about). Really helped me to settle down talking with her. She seemed well liked as quite a few gals stopped by to gossip with her before being dragged away by one of them (who I later found out was Mara). Nice chatting with her and good way to see other gals.

Went downstairs to have a closer look. Jaw dropped at the sight of the window room being used – DFK, BBBJ on a couch to be followed up by DATY on the bed and bit of a flashing session until FS all done in plain open view. Fuck me pink ! Ukranian by the name of Tanya actually walked up to me held my jaw in her palm and pushed it shut. Transfixed I gazed and thought its time to grow up and not be like a boy in a candy shop. Well I got me a drink and sat on the small couch by the window room. Took in the moment and scenery for an hour or so. Had a few conversations with other patrons which was nice they allowed me to speak in English. After all I was in Germany so I appreciated the allowance. Was asked by one why I was there ? Only reply I could immediately think of was “Isn't it obvious !” which got a round of laughs before I realised the question really was why was I visiting Germany & Koln the expected answer was for business or tourism & not to get my rocks off at Bernds. I laughed too since it was funny and I just had to accept that I was making a clown of myself. But its clear that guys are at Bernds for more than congenial conversation......

After much ado, I decided to strike up a conversation with a tanned Anna who was Polish from Krackov. Very pleasant and friendly but with just enough English. Still she was attentive, attractive and a good kisser. Not too long afterwards there was lil' ole me getting the public BBBJ and it was time to hoist the jolly roger and let the pirate have its way off in a room with a door and no windows (for fear that I'd loose my concentration with a flaccid meat stick). Anna paid good attention to me with a sustained BBBJ getting things into working order followed by a couple of positions on a rather soft bed. Finally, came whilst on top of her embraced in a tongue tingling kiss and thrusting. A great lady and a great release that sent a shudder down my spine. I'd lost my Hof virginity.

Came out of the session only to find Mara being a bit exhibitionist in the window room. She gave me a thumbs up as I passed which brought a smile as she was standing spread legged on the inside couch. Went for a shower and then for a sauna. Another interesting observation was an older gentleman who took considered steps as he appeared to be a bit unstable on his feet. This chap was happily chatting away and tottered off to a room a few times with lassuies from Bulgarian & Russian contingency. Damn I'd found a role model and something to aim for in life. Strange that I chose to next go to the sauna to cool down. But it was over 10 yrs since I'd had a gal outside Asia and whilst they're basically all put together with the same bits & pieces there is a contextual difference. Plus with Chinese gals they are more submissive and instructional not so in Europe.

It was now about 7:00pm as I decided it was time to eat again. Before pursuing the approach to my next conquest. But first another drink request to Jenni and a seat by the basement bar. Caught Jamila's eye and she sat beside me. Jamila is easy on the eyes with good English. During our conversation she just up and asked was I horny. Well, if I wasn't I was now. In the time it takes for a cow's lick to whish by she was running up my flagpole and hoisting the flag at full mast catching the trade winds. I'd seen her do this earlier and it have been a wonderous sight for those onlooking to see Jamila bent over standing up sucking me off. Especially, with her body and shape.

As the French say ...... and so to bed. By now I was humming along on a buzz and found that zen spot where mind and body meld. Jimila was an athletic gals and certainly gave my cock a vigorous time whilst I enjoyed stroking her body. Despite my best efforts to hold back I surrendered to her skills and shot into her mouth (after prior warning) and she kept going as if to suck me bone dry. Its was fantastical coitus interuptus. But it was still early in the session and I knew that I would need time to recover so I asked for an extended session. I started to massage her shoulders and back working my way down her body to her feet and back up. She rolled over and as I straddled her concentrated on her breasts. She reciprocated and gave me a good back & buttocks rub which was stimulating. I was getting my second wind and I knew enough to not allow her blow me again :-) Jolly Roger rose to the occasion after an invitation to DATY and it was time for Jamila to walk the gangplank. Mish, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, sideways thigh screw and back to mish working away mad dog style now only to be brought back into focus by Jamila holding my head in her hands and looking me in the eyes. Wham dang doodle and shazam the little red rooster gushed forth a hollering. Jolly Roger went down the ship not with a whimper but with a bang ! Lay back caught our breaths conversed for a while and then tidied up to go.

Spent the rest of the night at the basement bar in conversations or over hearing them. By now it was fun trying to guess the flow of the German conversations which I got about 30% of the time with the other 70% a fun time guessing. Babsi joined around 10pm calling it a night and just looking to chill and chat the evening away with those at the bar. She sure is one funny gal with a big personality and a bag load of jokes. 11:30pm I ask for a taxi, get dressed, pay up, kiss kiss kiss and call it a night as I had to catch the train back to Koln for the next days listed activity.

Next Day – Please see the Samya thread for details.

From Virgin to HOFmesiter
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Dashed from Samya to Koln Hbf to catch my train back to Frankfurt. Bugger missed it by 7 minutes and had to wait for the next one. What the hell I was going to be late back anyway and my flight wasn't until middle of the following day. Only a hotel night was at stake. I hopped on a train back to THE HOF for a final foray. You can't keep a good man down.

One thing about life is to learn to go with the flow if things are going your way. An hour and half later I was ringing the door bell about 8:30pm. It was like a symphony or a kaleidoscope montage. They remembered my name from the previous day and there were smiles of recognition. Off to change and decided this time to plan out my evening so asked for my evening to be scheduled.

Kicked off with Mara who was everything that has been shared in the Forum. An exuberant and playful lady with a naughty suggestive streak. She greeted me with a big thumbs up. Ah this was the famed HOF service level coming into its own. Pleased and eased.

Had a shower, drink and a bit of a rest before Stella turned up for her test drive. A striking bundle of fun with a wicked head of hair. Like something out of Vogue only in a small package. Saw her the previous day and thought at first she was a bit serious almost fierce. But at the end of yesterday sitting at the bar I saw another side when most of the gals were wining down. She was cute and good in the room. Multiple positions (it was just like heaven watching her on top of me with her magnificent mane of hair - woof woof stick it to the man baby) , good BJ but she also likes to use her hands and to good effect. Squirted my bukkake way through another good session. Kissed and cuddled at the end like old friends.

Small bite to eat and a drink followed by a cat nap. So much pussy around only right that it was a cat nap. Anyway, I had to preserve my strength for the last appointment which was in the whirlpool room. Jolly Roger wanted to be captained into a special port of call. I was gently woken up by whispers in my vicinity and a voice I recognised: Babsi. She sat in my lap, we hugged, we kissed, we'd each other an eternity and just a day, and Jolly Roger was indeed happy to be called into arms on the couch. My, my and oh me oh my was the whirlpool a fitting way to get acquainted with Babsi. There was no rush and it worked out as planned – a pure indulgence. It is true that nothing succeeds like excess. she was every bit the warm, friendly & giving woman that I imagined. She did things under water that I can't write here you just have to experience it. My abiding memory will, however, be doing her doggy style over the side of the tub which brings me back to the comments I made about her shapely waist and hips. What a sight holding onto her and clasping her hips thrusting away. Babsi is an animal lover and she brought that out in me. But in the very end I was just her teddy bear.

It was about 1:30pm after I left and headed back to Hbf for my Frankfurt train but I left to a chorus of kisses and memories that warmed against the cold chill of a German winter morning. I will sadly miss the karnival next month but if Babsi dresses as a sheep then I will be over joyed as that will be my legacy.

Summary
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The HOF is an intimate and unique experience. Certainly different to others that I have experienced. Its well run, friendly and cosy. Intimidating and overwhelming to an outsider and you must be willing to make the effort to “join in”. Being a non-German speaker is not as big an obstacle as entering into the social network. But the effort is well worthwhile and rewarded. I can see how THE HOF grows on you and how it improves over time. If I had to do it over again then I would still visit THE HOF first but I say this having made the unplanned decision to go back on the second day when I reaped what I sowed. LONG LIVE THE HOF !!!

I left an emptied but satisfied traveller on life's open highway :-)

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Wapec
01-06-08, 22:49
The below is a set of directions to Bernds from Koln Hbf which is written on the base of other Forum posts. Credit is deserved by those who have previously written and all I have done is embellished on an already good set of directions. The accompanying photos should be helpful flag stones.

Bernds-Saunaclub address:
Schieferhof 28, 53773 Hennef. Telefon: 02248 1529. Web: http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de/ (use Google to translate as appropriate)

1) From Koln Hbf which is the Koln main train station (there is also an underground there as the station is a main interchange). Picture 1 shows a shot of the Hbf (note that an Ibis Hotel is at the station).

2) Enter Hbf and go to the Tourist Info shop / office. Join a queue and ask if its OK to speak English. Ask for a single or return ticket to Lictenberg that passes through Hennef/Sieg. It cost me Euros 14 and 40 cents for a same day return. (Note that the ticket can also be used on local busses). Pricture 2. Do not ask to go to Lichtenburg as it is 500 kms away and the worng station the correct stop is Lichtenberg which is less well known.

3) As its a S train go to platform 10. Picture 3 and wait. Get off at Hennef/Sieg station which is about 33 to 35 minutes journey from Hbf. Picture 4. Walk down the exit tunnel and take the left turn to exit (Ausgang) for the buses. Picture 5.
4) Exit the station and on your left hand side is a row of bus stops walk down and look for route 522. Picture 6. There is no Picture 7 loaded so don't be bothered looking for it.

5) Hop on the next bus 522 and it takes about 15 minutes or 4 stops to get to Uckerather Strabe. Keep an eye out of the bus window. Walk back up the hill and down Uckerather Str. (Picture 8) and you'll pass by the Reuter Hotel (Picture 9) where its Euro 35 for a single overnight room. The Hotel is only 50 meters from Bernds.

6) Watch for the Schieferhof sign to the left going downhill. Follow it along until you come to number 28 wich is no different from the outside to any other residential house. except for the lit number 28. Picture 11. Walk to the near side of the house and press the door beel on your right hand side and you'll be greeted.

Buses go back to Henef Sieg with the last one posted as 10pm. I took a taxi ordered by Bernds for Euro 14 which is worth it to stay on longer. Trains head back to Koln Hbf into the early morning hours so staying with the ladies is possible up to 1 am or 2am or 3am or whenever Bernds finally closes its doors.

Marlow
01-06-08, 22:55
Come now, a little linguistic divertion never hurt anyone. And sex begins in the head, n'est pas?

Sobo77
01-07-08, 06:43
[quote=jackyo]sorry but i've never come across this term.

"with sex"? "white slavery"?" wichsen"?

sorry, it is [CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117), or natursekt

Jackyo
01-08-08, 01:31
[quote=jackyo]sorry but i've never come across this term.

"with sex"? "white slavery"?" wichsen"?

sorry, it is [CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117), or natursekt
.. a natursekttag.

i believe its thursdays. i've never been.

if they did offer at bernds, i'm not sure where you'd have it though.

it is a very small club.

Euro100
01-09-08, 03:30
Ahhh, Wapec made me feel like I was there with him. Excellent reporting, dude! I put it into the ROD.

Welcome to Deutschland, Wapec
euro (who will be back for another fuckation in Wunderland on M:)nday :D :D)

Viscount
01-09-08, 10:35
Yes great report Wapec, just to advise anyone planning to go by public transport the 522 bus operates every half hour peak times but every hour during the day, but around lunch time there are big gaps, you can check the time on the DB website,

I hope to be at Bernds next week, either Tuesdsay or Wednesday, so will post a report also.

Jackyo
01-09-08, 12:15
Arrive in Koln Hbf. Hbf is the main train station for Koln and my hotel was a short walk away.
Hbf stands for Hauptbahnhof or main train station.

Towns which have more than one train station will designate one as the Hbf to avoid confusion with the other train stations it might have.

One other interesting abbreviation is ZOB which is what Dorsten has.

Viscount
01-09-08, 12:57
Just to advise anyone planning to travel to the Koln area next week, that is week starting 13jan08, the hotel prices are high, as the Koln messe or trade fair is on, I am staying in Koningswinter, where I have stayed before only 6 kms from the Hof, it about 15/20 euros in a taxi, which is not much more than the taxi fare to Hennef from the Hof, there are cheap hotels in Koningswinter, as it looks like Reuters are full next week, but I did not get a reply to my email,

I hope that helps someone.

Polar
01-09-08, 21:18
Just to advise anyone planning to travel to the Koln area next week, that is week starting 13jan08, the hotel prices are high, as the Koln messe or trade fair is on, I am staying in Koningswinter, where I have stayed before only 6 kms from the Hof, it about 15/20 euros in a taxi, which is not much more than the taxi fare to Hennef from the Hof, there are cheap hotels in Koningswinter, as it looks like Reuters are full next week, but I did not get a reply to my email,

I hope that helps someone.

That explains why I had to search all the way out in Wuppertal to get at room at a decent price. With rental car it's only 45 minutes from the Hof, so it's no big deal. They have really topped the prices in Cologne next week...

Jackyo
01-10-08, 11:59
Just to advise anyone planning to travel to the Koln area next week, that is week starting 13jan08, the hotel prices are high, as the Koln messe or trade fair is on, I am staying in Koningswinter, where I have stayed before only 6 kms from the Hof, it about 15/20 euros in a taxi, which is not much more than the taxi fare to Hennef from the Hof, there are cheap hotels in Koningswinter, as it looks like Reuters are full next week, but I did not get a reply to my email,

I hope that helps someone.
This is what I have been saying about what happens to the accomodation scene when they have a large Messe.

In Duesseldorf they actually bring in hotel barges on the Rhein, tie them up to the banks of the river and rent out rooms on them.

DeepVoid
01-14-08, 20:34
Try Hotel Marktterrassen in Hennef. I booked them on www.hotels.de for 55 euro. it is a small family hotel that is AWESOME. The owners are sweet, the rooms are big and breakfast is included AND ---- it is a 10 minute drive to Bernds. I only booked them cause the big hotels in Koln and Duss were soooooo high. How lucky!!!

Keep your eyes open tomorrow for my report on
* Bernds - my first time - OMG!!!!
* Cocoon (yuch)
* Mettmen (breakfast fuch - kinky)
* Palace (the usual) up sometime tomorrow.



This is what I have been saying about what happens to the accomodation scene when they have a large Messe.

In Duesseldorf they actually bring in hotel barges on the Rhein, tie them up to the banks of the river and rent out rooms on them.

Breadman
01-14-08, 21:53
http://www.hotel-marktterrassen.de/

Jackyo
01-15-08, 02:15
I wonder if anyone has done a scientific study on the effect of secondhand flying genetic material.

The air at this club is not just permeated with secondhand cigarette smoke, there is also a bit of microscopic flying genetic material hanging in the air. Its on practically all of the surfaces: the couches, the walls, the bedsheets.

Euro100
01-15-08, 04:31
I wonder if anyone has done a scientific study on the effect of secondhand flying genetic material.

The air at this club is not just permeated with secondhand cigarette smoke, there is also a bit of microscopic flying genetic material hanging in the air. Its on practically all of the surfaces: the couches, the walls, the bedsheets.

That is a SICK thought! :D But the truth is that the largest intra-monger transfer of DNA is due to the combination BBBJ+DFK+DATY. You get the picture!

Polar
01-15-08, 07:12
I just wonder if anyone have thought the same as I have when visiting the toilet. On the wall there are these protective paper sheets to place on the toilet before you sit down. I just wonder if they are ever used, thinking of what we share in the other rooms in the club...

Excess
01-15-08, 10:49
The effects of passive smoking or second hand smoke has been extensively studied. Shame on any Monger who practices passive sex,... but on second thought Katja, Brandy, Celine, Mara, Mahe, Ana etc. etc. practicing very active sex on you while you lie back passively and enjoy it can't be bad for you, can it? More research needed clearly and reports to be filed.

Euro100
01-16-08, 05:49
It is pretty much exactly 100 miles from the Frankfurt airport to Hennef-Lichtenberg, and it take about 1.5 hours to drive. In my book that’s right around the corner. I landed at 11 am and had a few hours to kill until an 8 pm dinner in Frankfurt. So, OK, let’s do it.

It got to the house with the big 28 on the front at 5 minutes before 1 pm and got to park right in front of the house. Two guys were already waiting for the 1 pm opening at the front door. I stayed in the car for another 5 minutes and entered as the fourth guest, welcomed by Svenja (in the nude, as is customary). There was a line at the upstairs shower next to the locker room; so I took my towels and went downstairs to take a shower next to the sauna. I swear it was not even 10 after 1 when I came back from my shower and entered the downstairs bar, where one of the guys already had two girls licking his dick on the couch. Now there is a guy who needs to relieve pressure in a hurry.

New couches downstairs, by the way; very nice, but still not leather and thus not easily washable – what are they thinking?

Celine was at the bar and having a drink. If you are a regular at the ‘Hof, then you know that this is her regular hangout. I joined her, and we chatted a bit. A while ago we had a discussion about Zwangsprostitution in this forum. Celine definitely is in this business out of her own free will. How do I know? I know, because she has decided to quit, and today was her last day. She now has a new job as a security guard. (She actually had that job already since the beginning of the year, but still needed to get some money from the ‘Hof until her first paycheck from the new job arrived. You can make a guess on what her lifetime savings are ;)). My prediction is that she will not be able to make ends meet in her new job, and will need supplemental income from and occasional ‘Hof visit.

Celine was drinking heavily right out of the gates. She had found a bottle of caramel-flavored Irish Cream, and was drinking it by the water glass. She had also brought four bottles of Asti to celebrate her last day in the business, and she was drinking with all of the girls. She told me about the cute guy that she had exchanged phone numbers with at her new job, and that she intended to date. I figured that I had to give her one more spin before she entered civilian life. Somehow my perverted mind got turned on by the thought to doing the nasty with her right before she turned into a proper lady ;) Too bad that she had not brought her security guard uniform! Handcuffs would have been fun, too …

OK, what’s next? Ahh yes, after my shower Debbie came over to gave me a nice should massage. We chatted a while, and she did not remember me from my last visit. (You can read about that encounter here (http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=620593)). Oh well, I guess I am not that memorable. Yes, it had been about 6 months, but still. I told her that I would let another six month pass until she forgets about me again, then will try to get a date with her outside the ‘Hof and marry her. She found that funny. (By the way, with Debbie I am also sure that she does not have a pimp. This girl is actually financially extremely savvy and will be able to leave the business on her own terms.) So we chatted away and had a smoke. Then we moved to the couch. For my taste Debbie has the perfect body. Her mumu was freshly bikini-waxed. YUM!

Ten minutes of the famous ‘Hof foreplay, and we went to a room. She continued with her great BBBJ, and I just was enjoying it. If you followed the above hyperlink to my previous post on her, you know that I had two sessions with her, shooting one blank and finishing the second session with CIM. So I told her that I still had not filled the rubber with her. She said it was her ambition to keep this record going. We went to 69, and it became clear that she would be right. I tried to hold back as long as I could, but she sensed how close to the cliff I was and wouldn’t let go. (Just thinking about it makes me horny again.) Well, the result was predictable: CIM. [Thought in passing: CIM is included at no charge. At the FRA clubs this would have been an extra 50; so I figure that I had just earned the extra gas money that I had spent driving here :D]

After the completion we had a smoke. Debbie was in a great mood, and we chatted for another 10 minutes in the room, thus filling the entire half hour. This is really great at the ‘Hof: you never feel like the girls want to take advantage of you. Service is outstanding here.

After my shower I went upstairs to have a bite to eat. Since I already had some of Celine’s Irish Cream and Asti and about three Vodka-lemon, I needed to make sure that I had some food and that I stopped drinking before getting back into the car. Debbie told me that she preferred McDonald’s over the food at ‘Hof. She told me that the menu is the same every day of the week and only changes from one week to the next. The lentil soup with sausage was good, though. I also had some of the usual cold cuts, bread, and cheese, then finished with a Wackelpudding with vanilla sauce and washed it down with a coffee.

Sufficiently strengthened I grabbed a mineral water and walked around to see what I could dig up next. I chatted with some of the guys downstairs, and then Debbie entered the room again. What can I say? This girl turns me on. She offered me a smoke, and we chatted a bit. She was not in a hurry, because she knew she had me. Finally I said “Rückspiel?” [= rematch]. In response she smiled, stood up from her bar stool, and tossed her towel across the room into the corner of the couch. “Let’s go!” We went to that corner and I could sense that she was determined to put on a show for the gallery, climbing all over me. Sweet!

After what seemed like forever, we went to a room. She wanted to keep her streak going and mounted me 69. But after a while I said that I really wanted to enter her. No problem! We then went at it in multiple positions until I got pretty tired. By that time we must have already been close to the 30-minute mark. She took off the condom and said that we just had to work on keeping her streak going. Sure enough, it took a good while, but she got me to finish in her mouth again. When I exploded, she just kept on sucking, and it felt like my balls were coming out my shaft. Wheewee! She was immensely pleased with herself. For the forth time in a row I had not managed to come inside her in the conventional way. But that was just fine by me; in my book I had just received another 50 euro discount. Since we went quite a significant bit over half our and she only reported one program, I actually saved euro100 [ha, how is that for an appropriate choice of a name :)] over what I would have had to pay for the same session at, say, the Palace.

When I paid at the reception at 6 pm, Celine was not able to come. But Debbie came over and gave me a long slobbery kiss for the ride back to Frankfurt. I really dig that chick!

DeepVoid
01-17-08, 01:35
My plan was to spend 2 days up by Dusseldorf for work during the day and play at night. I love partytreff’s so I planned on Mettman for day 1 and Bernds for day 2. Well the airplane gods screwed up my flight so instead of arriving in the early morning day 1 and taking a leisurely drive leaving time for a nap before the festivities I arrived at 7PM. Well I wasn’t gonna let Lufthansa screw up my plans so…..

I will put the details in the appropriate section but here are the highlights of a wild couple days.

Day 1
Check in to hotel in Novatel in Wuppertal (close to Mettman). It was too late for Mettman but I was horny so I drove 10 minutes to Cocoon. BAD place bad attitude. http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=695591&postcount=20


Day 2
- Mettman breakfast fuck. 11am – 2PM FUN – Kinky – laid back
- Drive to Hennef to http://www.hotel-marktterrassen.de/ - AWESOME
- Rest
- Bernds – OMG!!!!!



Bernds
I LOVE THIS PLACE!!! It is in my mind how every FKK should be. It is relaxed, set up for guys to hang out between session, lots of couch and public action if you are into it, no pressure from the girls, no clock watching and GREAT service EveryTime!!! Oh, and the food is catered and not too bad.

Mara met me at the door. Oh, remember not to park on the street, they have a parking lot 50 feet up the street. Back to Mara – what a sweetheart. She speaks wonderful English and is just a joy. More on her later.

There was less going on upstairs, it is brightly lit and there was a VERY shy new Hungarian girl that looked like she was gonna cry any minute. Downstairs was great with the more intimate room with a big window to watch the action and LOTS of couch action.

Jamilla – looks like Lei Lei Sobieski. She is very sweet and actually wants to be a model. She started out just like all the sessions sitting and talking then slowly cuddling up and ending up with some deep kissing. Then she lies on the couch and starts an endless BBBJ getting very wet as I play with her. She wants to do it on the couch but I am not quite ready for that so off to the room. My comment I made on my PDA was OMG (OH My God).... more BBBJ, DATY for long time, all kinds of positions, more BBBJ then another cover and finish. I thought I had gone to heaven…. Little did I know.


Monica from Hungary was next after a long rest. She has long black hair, beautiful C cups and can kiss and suck the chrome off a bumper hitch. By any other FKK standard it would be a 10 but after Jamilla I can only give it a 9.8….


Mara was next – I had been waiting for her ALL night but she disappeared for quite a while. We had the usual couch action and though I had seen her get quite kinky with other guys she brilliantly picked up how tired I was and we had a LONG slow love making like a new girlfriend you are in love with. OMG #2

I thought I was kaput, done, fried, tapped out, dry as a bone but noooooooooo…… after a couple hours just relaxing with no intention of any more sex (I was at #6) Jamilla comes over and snuggles up to drink and smoke. Well, after a while this old fart is standing erect like a 16 old and so begins the hardest core sex I have every experienced. I am talking about BBBJ with deep-throat and fingers in my backside while I have 3 fingers in her very juicy holes. Then magically a wrapper was on and she is riding me on the couch like a mad-woman. By now her face is bright red (I am sure mine was worse) and we are both sweating and screaming. I push her down on couch and DATY with most of my hand in the game too and then another condom, squirts a handful of lube on herself and then mish then off comes the condom and more BBBJ then another goes on then doggy until we lose it. I think I heard some applause behind the roar in my head but we didn’t move for about 5 minutes. OMG AGAIN!!! We snuggled up until closing.

75 Euro entrance
50 Euro per session even if they go long or CIM
I am hooked.

Excess
01-17-08, 10:47
Great report on a great time had by Deep Void.

I guess you could say he was 'knocked out' by the Bernd's experience and had the skill set and experience to fully enjoy a first time visit. Hats and Towels off for Deep Void. Well done, DV.

This one collects the $200 and goes directly to Reports of Distinction.

Viscount
01-17-08, 21:52
Had a good time at Bernds last Wednesday, with Monica and Martina, managed a session with Mara also, good talk with other guests also. I noticed that Mahe, s name was no longer on the girls message board, so assumue she has left, pity. Didn't manage a session with Katja, but you have got to save something for next time, I still miss Princess, maybe they are looking for a replacement who knows, had to leave early due to work comittments which meant an early start to Scandinavia the next day, but Bernds was a good, no stress place to be for 8 hours, hope to be back maybe March.

Keep the reports coming.

Jackyo
01-18-08, 02:31
Sorry to read about Celine's retirement from this club.

She has a nice pear shape and I multiple sessioned with her on one visit.

She did say to me though that she has had absolutely no vocational training of any sort so her alternative career of being a security guard is no surprise.

I do wish her well.

The French forum had a posting which hinted at her having a relationship with Brandy (!). I never quite understood this.

Excess
01-18-08, 10:20
I understand that the last 1/2 of 2007 was very slow for Celine at the 'Hof. Saw her a couple of times looking and acting (quietly) very frustrated at the day's 'takings' and she was preparing for a change in career location. It seems from reports to have picked up for her in the booking department more recently. As Viscount reports, Celine may find it necessary to supplement her income in her new career and hopefully she will make some guest appearances. Not sure how much butterflying Bernd's tolerates to be fair to the regular girls. Hopefully, it all works out well for Celine as she was always pleasant at her usual work place downstairs.

Iseki
01-18-08, 20:58
I will miss her very much. She speaks and understands English very well, this alone should give her good opportunities for outside work, especially with all the Messe stuff.

DeepVoid
01-19-08, 00:57
Great report on a great time had by Deep Void.

I guess you could say he was 'knocked out' by the Bernd's experience and had the skill set and experience to fully enjoy a first time visit. Hats and Towels off for Deep Void. Well done, DV.

This one collects the $200 and goes directly to Reports of Distinction.


AWE - Excess - thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. :) I would LOVE to hook up with you guys next time.
DV

Member #3421
01-23-08, 23:53
If you are going to be in the area of Bernd's and have a window of time that is to short for Bernd's to make sense, check out the Cologne/Bonn pages for posts about Traum-Paradies. I expect that the same sort of monger who would go out of his way to visit Bernds would also consider this. http://www.traum-paradies.de, with a longer post (including references to Bernd's): http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=655098&postcount=240

Personally, I hope to make a quick stop at TP on a Saturday AM as I leave Hennef. Bernd's isn't even open then, and this will fit the bill nicely.

- OBG

Iseeu
01-24-08, 01:13
If you are going to be in the area of Bernd's and have a window of time that is to short for Bernd's to make sense, check out the Cologne/Bonn pages for posts about Traum-Paradies. I expect that the same sort of monger who would go out of his way to visit Bernds would also consider this. http://www.traum-paradies.de, with a longer post (including references to Bernd's): http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=655098&postcount=240

Personally, I hope to make a quick stop at TP on a Saturday AM as I leave Hennef. Bernd's isn't even open then, and this will fit the bill nicely.

- OBG
...from my post. It is a great place and really just a short drive from Bernd's.

You should check though what sort of selection you'll find on a Sat. morning. That's a very slow time, and all the best SP usually work the evening Friday shift.

Njoy...and report

Iseeu
01-24-08, 02:47
It's been great reading these last couple of month some of the reports by new recruits fresh from their Hof baptism, and their first exposure to the wonders of true Hof service. For a little club in the middle of a cow pasture, it seems to get a lot of foreign visitors. Keep up the good reports...

It's been 3 months since my last visit and it was as if I’d been there the whole time. Just fit right back in. I had to abort my planned Halloween trip (and Jackyo rendezvous) due to some scheduling mess up, and hadn’t been able to get back due to an extended Asian trip, the holidays and EOY/BOY work responsibilities. Finally, I was able to arrange a free afternoon and evening in FRA. My transatlantic flight was delayed, so I only drove into the parkplatze at about 1:30 p.m., and was met at the door by Martina, whom I’d never seen before. I had to be back in FRA by 9 that evening, so this would be a short visit, but enough to gauge the current state of the Hof.

As many of you know, many of the regular SP have left over the last 4-5 months, and we assumed that Bernd's would find a way to "restock" with the same high quality merchandise to which we've become accustomed at this signature club. But from 1:30 to 7 p.m. there were only 12 SP present; Angie (new young Hungarian), Babsi, Debbie, Jamilla, Katja, Lisa, Mara, Martina, Michelle, Monica, Tanya, and the older zaftig blonde who hangs with Michelle.

No Anna, Leila, Leonie, Stella, Mahe, etc. No Kim, Rita, Svenja, Vicky. None of the 4 Polish women from my last visit in October (no surprise there). No more Brandi, Celine, Princess and Marcella who have left. 12 SP is simply not enough to service the 25 men in the club that afternoon. At one point all of the rooms and sp were taken, and 15 men were sitting around watching each other. It could be that this is a temporary state, some of the SP are still away on vacation, and others were otherwise occupied that day. Still it’s a Thurs. afternoon with a big furniture messe in Koln and the club should have been better staffed.

The other noticeable difference is the new red couch in the downstairs lounge, which is a regular couch covering the side and rear walls, but becomes a Roman lounge style couch with no back on the window wall side. This would come into play later in my visit...

True to my creed I went looking for “Something old, something new, and something tried and true....”

Checked the territory and pencilled in the SP for their respective slots. Katja was busy, so I went with Monica for the something old slot. She has a nice smile, knows her stuff, we get along nicely, and have had great sessions in the past with a shared love for anal stimulation, so she's always a sure bet for the crucial cracking of the first nut.

For the something new slot, there was only one candidate, Angie. She has a lithe teenager’s body, black hair, pretty face, but it didn't look like she was enjoying herself very much, although she was being kept busy. I met up with a Canadian monger who’s working in Germany for 3 months and we began watching her to try and find a crack in her somber demeanor. He gave up and went searching for greener pastures; I stayed the course. She began to talk and smile at some of the conversation around her. I moved in and sat next to her. Made a joke. Asked if she knew how to smile. She’s been at Schieferhof for about a week. It was different than what she had imagined, but thinks she’ll stick it out for awhile (I’m not so sure that she will). Spoke a decent English and had a sweet innocent smile. Nice DFK, but she was shy with her hands and hasn’t learnt yet how do get into the Hof patented couch position. I took this as a challenge and showed her the position, my butt in the air and my crack visible for all to see (heh, heh). She went down to give a lackluster BBBJ. Went to a room. She was OK, but just OK, not knowing many of the moves and holding something back. An old monger once taught me that an SP who is holding back really wants you to cum in her mouth, but is too shy to tell you. So I did, and I have to say that he was right. She surprised me. She really wanted it, sucking in every drop, showing me the white glob in her mouth and swallowing it down.

I had two additional dance slots available. I’d already decided on Mara or Babsi for the difficult to fill “tried and true” slot, so I had a free agent slot to fill. Jamilla was looking mighty hot. She’s changed a lot over the last 6 months, coming out of her shell, really enjoying herself, and turning into one of the stars. I had never sessioned with her, but in my pre-Hof planning session, I planned to change that. She was being kept busy. I waited for her to come to the bar and fill out her dance card after a session. I told her that whenever she was ready, I was awaiting for her downstairs. She went to wash up and have a drink. I sat on the new couch near the glass wall, where there was a great show going on featuring Katja, Tanya and one of the regulars. She came downstairs all dewy and soapy smelling. Gorgeous. She comes over and just plops down on me facing me her legs spread wide around me. Not a word- we just started going at each other on the red couch. We DFK for awhile. I kiss behind her ears on her neck and shoulders and begin to move down her body. She pulls my towel off and pushes me down on the couch with a pillow under my head and straddles my face, holding herself up against the far wall. Her pussy was clean, no artificial lubricants, I ate her out in that position for 10 minutes until she shuddered on top of me, she leaned the other way and took me in her mouth. The room went very quiet- there must have been 15 people downstairs, all eyes on us. She rolled the condom and climbed on me. I’m lying on that couch looking up at her, with her eyes closed, her hair disheveled, her face red, her glorious body syncing with my thrusts. She’s a goddess. I wanted to see that glorious ass too, and it just seemed the right way to end that incredible session, so I asked her to turn over and she went on all fours, butt facing the room her head against the back wall, and I came behind her, which means that now it’s my not so glorious butt facing the assemblage. I plugged into her like that for about 5 minutes, before I burst. This was hot. We finished our thrusting and the room went back to its normal flow. We lied there on that couch and smoked and talked. Did you know that she’s trained to work in a butcher’s shop? I just can’t picture that … Much later, I was sitting at the downstairs bar and she was all alone on the red couch her legs splayed gynecology style, all of us watching her and laughing. She didn’t care, just having a good time… I think that I may have found my new Hof regular.

One more slot left, before the trip back to FRA. I just missed Mara (it was her birthday and she was leaving early), so Babsi and I went for a Babsi standard great session, which unfortunately could only last for half an hour as I had to get on the road. I prefer to spend longer sessions with her.

We need to monitor the SP situation there. I haven’t had time to follow the German boards about this. I wonder what the German regulars are saying/ hearing? It’s still the best at what it does, but the club in Schieferhof seems to be going through some winter doldrums. Spring’s not too far away and I hope that we’ll be seeing some new crops, shrubs and bushes. Hope springs eternal….

Rob Raunch
01-24-08, 11:17
As many of you know, many of the regular SP have left over the last 4-5 months, and we assumed that Bernd's would find a way to "restock" with the same high quality merchandise to which we've become accustomed at this signature club. But from 1:30 to 7 p. M. There were only 12 SP present; Angie (new young Hungarian), Babsi, Debbie, Jamilla, Katja, Lisa, Mara, Martina, Michelle, Monica, Tanya, and the older zaftig blonde who hangs with Michelle.

No Anna, Leila, Leonie, Stella, Mahe, etc. No Kim, Rita, Svenja, Vicky. None of the 4 Polish women from my last visit in October (no surprise there). No more Brandi, Celine, Princess and Marcella who have left. Hi Iseeu,

It isn't as bad as it looked. (fortunatly! )

For istance: Leonie is on vacation in Asia an will be back in, I believe, 2-3 weeks (I'm counting the days)

You missed Stella (the little Turkisch-queen), ALLWAYS a pleasure to be with You are wrong about Brandi, which I tested last week WOEHA! , she is anchored at Bernd's and will be there for a long time.YESSS, there is a GOD!

When I was there Anna, Rita, Svenja, etc. WERE present (you just weren't lucky! )

You are however, sadly, right about Kim.she is now Anna at Finca Erotica.

Mahee hasn't been spotted at Bernd's for quite some time now and her name was taken of the "tipps-board" next to the counter.

Princess, Marcella and Celine (very recent) decided to take another "career-path"

I was there last week and there were 16 SP present (I only needed 2

I had my wicked ways with Monica (or did she have HER wicked way with me? ! ) and later with Brandi (first time) who turned out to be a new winner for me!

She was everything her reputation states, NOT!

My image of her used to include terms like "wild", "dominant", etc.

But she was not even close to resembling that image I had set in my mind! (Halleluja! )

She was. A Kitten. Went out of her way to please me in any way possible! A FANTASTIC kisser! (scored a perfect 10 on my scale! )

We were in the room for an obscene amount of time (people thought we had deid and gone to heaven.we did go to heaven but were still alive! ).

When Edith presented me the bill for the day I had a VERY pleasant surprise.obviously brandi had liked it too!

I discovered Djamilla to be a major player a few months ago, WOEHA!

She's got long nice legs and gentlemen let me tell you: she knows how to please a man!

She's got a beautifull body and skills to match and she's not afraid to use them BOTH! Her aftersales is also outstanding, she is a certified nymphomaniac!

This concludes my report as I am going to the kitchen to get a paper towel to clean up my desk which I dribbled on!

("and WHERE did I put my agenda! I need to seriously plan a new trip to Hennef SOON!.have I got enough gas in my car to make it there today? And if I leave NOW will I be there at the opening? ")

GRTZ,

Rob

Marlow
01-24-08, 15:06
This is serious bad news that so many girls have left in one fell swoop. This usually means there's been a mutiny below decks for some reason. The girls aren't happy with something and whatever it is. it's bad enough to make them leave at the most profitable time of year - carnival. And if the replacements aren't up to much, then word has spread within the community that Bernds isn't a pleasant place to work.

Meindorfer
01-24-08, 15:47
This usually means there's been a mutiny below decks for some reason. The girls aren't happy with something and whatever it is. .Nonsense. Celine and Princess, for example, have long been planned to leave the Sex-Business. The others are on vacation or I'll and will soon return.

Meindorfer

Sexfan
01-24-08, 18:20
Middle to end January is relatively quite at Bernds usually.

Last week some girls were still on holiday and some were missing due to illness.

Anna and Leonie should still be on holiday.

Stella is coming and going just as she wants.

Rita and Svenja are not working all days.

Vicky has left since a few month now.

Celine has a new job and has temporarely stopped working in the milieu.

Princess was fired.

Marcella has stopped working in the milieu.

Kim is working at Finca Erotica (she is called Anna there).

Sexfan
01-24-08, 18:48
I forgot:

The polish girls Sylvia, Betty and Milena are touring the clubs, they are at Colosseum in Augsburg now. And btw, Milenas and Bettys services were not really up to Bernds level.

@Marlow:

So, don't try to interpret too much concerning a whole club by the absence of the one or other girl.

Carnival is not really the best time in clubs. Ok, there is a party on 31st, but the 2-3 days after Rosenmontag lots of the girls might not be working.

Last year there were only 6 girls at Bernds on Tuesday after Rosenmontag.

Euro100
01-25-08, 01:26
Iseeu, I love that description!

I also do not know the name of this girl. She is really really nice to talk to. But I could not make myself give her a test drive. Too "zaftig" for me!

Iseeu
01-25-08, 04:33
Hi Iseeu,

It isn't as bad as it looked. (fortunatly! )

For istance: Leonie is on vacation in Asia an will be back in, I believe, 2-3 weeks (I'm counting the days)

You missed Stella (the little Turkisch-queen), ALLWAYS a pleasure to be with You are wrong about Brandi, which I tested last week WOEHA! , she is anchored at Bernd's and will be there for a long time.YESSS, there is a GOD!

When I was there Anna, Rita, Svenja, etc. WERE present (you just weren't lucky! )
Yeah- I knew that Leonie was stiil on vacation and figured that others were sick or just besezt elsewhere and this is just the way that the work rota was arranged, but Bernd's has always been able to fill in the missing "holes" with new or old holes....eh, talent.


("and WHERE did I put my agenda! I need to seriously plan a new trip to Hennef SOON!.have I got enough gas in my car to make it there today? And if I leave NOW will I be there at the opening? ")

GRTZ,

Rob
Now you're just gloating and laughing at the rest of us poor slobs who have to get on a plane and spend K's just to get there, when you can just hop in a car, your only worries are "do you have enough gas" and "how do I explain the next 10 hours to my wife." If I lived within driving distance, I would probably need to ask for a residency card in Lichtenberg.

Otto
01-25-08, 11:23
that there must be changes also in the Hof.
The girls are there just for the money and nothing else. If they have alternatives they will leave. None ever told me that she is doing it for fun....even if you think they enjoy you.... they do it for money. Some girls even hate the job but continue or have already left the Hof.
But it is good some of them give the mongerer a good feeling why loosing a customer......
The once which will not succeed in their alternative job will return. I think for example Celine returned already 2 times. from others I do not expect them to return because they love current 'career path'
my 2 cents

Euro100
01-25-08, 13:41
... that makes or breaks the Hof. They have been running their place like this for the last two decades, and some of the girls who work their now were not even born when the Hof opened. Girls come and leave, and this is the nature of the business. I, for one, think that it is GREAT that girls can retire on their own terms or move on to other clubs, where they think they find better conditions for themselves. There will be others who will fill the openings.

I am also sure that Celine will be back before soon. Spending habits are hard to break ...

Brandi, by the way, is still there. I don't see here leaving soon.

Debbie, on the other hand, has told me that she is not too far away from having paid off the real estate loan she took out. After that she will transition into the live of a respected business women, I am sure. (Don't laugh; I think she can pul it off.)

But again, it's the club with its rules and habits and expectations of service that makes that makes the experience what it is. Not any particular girl or group of girls.

Rob Raunch
01-25-08, 17:16
The girls are there just for the money and nothing else. If they have alternatives they will leave. None ever told me that she is doing it for fun....even if you think they enjoy you.... they do it for money. Some girls even hate the job but continue or have already left the Hof.Hi Otto,

The Hof in particular is an exception to your rule!

There are some women at the Hof that do this job for the MOST part for fun (Yes, not the whole part! -everbody has to pay their rent!)

That is also the reason they are not clock-watchers as in other clubs (32 minutes!, sorry we charge you a full hour, pfffff).

I myself have experienced 6-8 times now that the girl i was with in the room only charged me 1 session although i was in the room with her for 2 hours (once even 4 hours, Woeha!- Just be nice to the girls, treat them with Respect and be gentle!)
They had the right to charge all the sessions but didn't SO if your rule was true they would have done that.

I look at it as a gift from the girl, an expression of her appreciation for the way i treated her and saw to it she had a good time to!

I am NOT declaring that they are all Angels (ok, through MY eyes) but there is a sharp contrast in work-ethics, service AND clock-watching when you compare the Hof-Girls to other clubs!

THATS why "the little club on the mountain" attracts people from ALL over the globe (believe me, they don't come to look at the house itself)

My 5 cents, Rob

Otto
01-26-08, 16:54
Hi Rob,
well partially true. Of course sometimes there is the sympathy factor and I also enjoyed it several times. Also I did this experience. BUt do not take it general. I know that even former superstars in the club hated the job. They never let you know, they it is repeatable business. And the free time....well think about it may it have been at the end of the day. and she wanted to rest and you may be a sympathic guy. she already had her 6 to 10 sessions and did not want another one ? IF you got that session at 2 PM.....well then it is really true. There is a reason why some regulars take the EVENT with there favorit at the end of the 'working day'
I do not want to talk everything bad..... but let's be realistic. ...By the way I will be in the Hof soon too, again

Cheers
Otto





Hi Otto,

The Hof in particular is an exception to your rule!

There are some women at the Hof that do this job for the MOST part for fun (Yes, not the whole part! -everbody has to pay their rent!)

That is also the reason they are not clock-watchers as in other clubs (32 minutes!, sorry we charge you a full hour, pfffff).

I myself have experienced 6-8 times now that the girl i was with in the room only charged me 1 session although i was in the room with her for 2 hours (once even 4 hours, Woeha!- Just be nice to the girls, treat them with Respect and be gentle!)
They had the right to charge all the sessions but didn't SO if your rule was true they would have done that.

I look at it as a gift from the girl, an expression of her appreciation for the way i treated her and saw to it she had a good time to!

I am NOT declaring that they are all Angels (ok, through MY eyes) but there is a sharp contrast in work-ethics, service AND clock-watching when you compare the Hof-Girls to other clubs!

THATS why "the little club on the mountain" attracts people from ALL over the globe (believe me, they don't come to look at the house itself)

My 5 cents, Rob

Marlow
01-28-08, 20:46
I am in need of some convincing that a Hof room can be occupied for two or even four hours and the girl only writes down 50 Euro on the ticket. Putting all the self congratulation to one side, this is a business and if a girl starts under-charging in a monster fashion, I can't see how the others would tolerate it.
How was it for you?
Why does this matter so much to guys on this board? Bad conscience about paying for sex? Worried about being branded a sex tourist? I'm not too bothered whether they are liking it or not, faking it or enjoying it, hell we fake it at home (at times to save someone's feelings) for a start when it's for free. Just enjoy yourself and let them join in if they want to.
Exodus
individual girls leave of their own free will, a mass exodus is something else.

Excess
01-28-08, 21:18
I am in need of some convincing that a Hof room can be occupied for two or even four hours and the girl only writes down 50 Euro on the ticket.

Mercy Fuck ???? ;-)))

Otto
01-29-08, 10:06
AGREE!!!!!!



I am in need of some convincing that a Hof room can be occupied for two or even four hours and the girl only writes down 50 Euro on the ticket. Putting all the self congratulation to one side, this is a business and if a girl starts under-charging in a monster fashion, I can't see how the others would tolerate it.
How was it for you?
Why does this matter so much to guys on this board? Bad conscience about paying for sex? Worried about being branded a sex tourist? I'm not too bothered whether they are liking it or not, faking it or enjoying it, hell we fake it at home (at times to save someone's feelings) for a start when it's for free. Just enjoy yourself and let them join in if they want to.
Exodus
individual girls leave of their own free will, a mass exodus is something else.

Rob Raunch
01-29-08, 14:19
I am in need of some convincing that a Hof room can be occupied for two or even four hours and the girl only writes down 50 Euro on the ticket. Putting all the self congratulation to one side, this is a business and if a girl starts under-charging in a monster fashion, I can't see how the others would tolerate it.The angle at which you are looking at this is pulling it all out of context!
The context being: "Its nice to be important but it is MORE important to be NICE!"
That's why I consider what you call "under-charging" as a GIFT from the girl!
It has nothing to do with other girls, it has nothing to do with changing the price structure.

It is a spontaneous reaction after something nice happened in a room with two consenting adults!

Its the same when you compare it to a girl giving a super-GFE.

Should her behaviour be tolerated by "the other girls" too?

Or is she pressurering "them" to give more of themselfs too? pffffff,hahaha


How was it for you?

Why does this matter so much to guys on this board? Bad conscience about paying for sex? Worried about being branded a sex tourist? Hahahahahaaa, is all I can say.

The thought didn't even cross my mind!


I'm not too bothered whether they are liking it or not, faking it or enjoying it, hell we fake it at home (at times to save someone's feelings) for a start when it's for free. Just enjoy yourself and let them join in if they want to.

Call me "old-fashioned" but.... it DOES matter to me if they like it or not!
In Germany they say "Wie du im wald hinein schreißt.... so kommt es wieder heraus!" (a saying I actually learned at Bernd's)

People treat YOU the way YOU treat THEM!

You say "I have the money, so I have the power, satisfy ME!"

Then they say "I have the pussy and the breasts, I have the power, PAY UP!"

By doing the girl a favor and treating her with RESPECT she will most probably do you a favor and treat you with respect!

(and sometimes that favor has resulted in a monatery benefit, no more no less!
-this may sound like a whole new concept to you: it payes to be NICE to someone!)

The way you talk about the women working in a club like Bernd's has more to do with treating them as cheap streetwalkers.

I ABSOLUTELY disagree with that!

It showes an egocentric approach which neither the girls nor other guests like. (but maybe THATS the biggest difference at Bernd's)

GRTZ, Rob (who is not going to waist anymore time on the subject)

Breadman
01-29-08, 20:28
I had a 65 minute session and was only charged for 50 euro's...Jackyo can back me up on this one. I remember coming out of the shower and he asked me where the hell I had been. I walked up to one of the girls I was interested in and started giving her a back massage while she sat at the downstairs bar...turned into a longer massage in the room, both before and after the session. Think I posted about this if anyone wants to search for it...guessing that would have been last Febuary'ish.

Basically I paid for the sex part, she didnt charge for the massage. Fair exchange. And yes, I am a sex tourist...

Iseeu
01-30-08, 01:57
I fully agree with RR that if you are a repeat customer and treat the women right, they are more likely to discount the session.
In a visit to Hof a few months ago (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=654321&postcount=643) I was charged 325 Euro for 4 sessions and a massage. I could easily have been charged 525 Euro, as the first session with novitiate Sylvia lasted half an hour (50 Euro), my session with Leila went for 50 minutes (100 Euro), Babsi and I chilled in the upstairs room for 1 hour and 15 minutes (150 Euro) and Princess and I gave each other sensual massages and multiple O's and went for almost 2 hours (200 Euro).
Those last 3, were sessions in which I would like to believe that my partner enjoyed herself to some degree, and while I fully expected to pay for the time, I was not surprised when I got the bill.
As always, YMMV, but being nice to your Hof SP is the best way to get better mileage for your buck.

Otto
01-30-08, 10:54
yes but as stated it is matter of being regular and personal relationship which I experienced you can have ... how we say in German the chemistry must be right. Would not see it as discount.
The girls have there 'revenue targte for the day ' and want to make their 6 to 12 sessions. Bear in mind they also pay entrance..... and need around 1.5 sessions till they are in the income zone.
Yes relationship matters, but not for everybody and not with every girl.
I had cases where she said,,,, let stay in the room because it is nice I am tired of what is going on outside. and also sessions where time just ran by...
my last 2 cents
Otto



I fully agree with RR that if you are a repeat customer and treat the women right, they are more likely to discount the session.
In a visit to Hof a few months ago (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=654321&postcount=643) I was charged 325 Euro for 4 sessions and a massage. I could easily have been charged 525 Euro, as the first session with novitiate Sylvia lasted half an hour (50 Euro), my session with Leila went for 50 minutes (100 Euro), Babsi and I chilled in the upstairs room for 1 hour and 15 minutes (150 Euro) and Princess and I gave each other sensual massages and multiple O's and went for almost 2 hours (200 Euro).
Those last 3, were sessions in which I would like to believe that my partner enjoyed herself to some degree, and while I fully expected to pay for the time, I was not surprised when I got the bill.
As always, YMMV, but being nice to your Hof SP is the best way to get better mileage for your buck.

Sexfan
01-30-08, 23:02
Bear in mind they also pay entrance..... and need around 1.5 sessions till they are in the income zone.The girls at Hof pay 30 euro "entrance", so they need 0,6 sessions to arrive in the income zone.

Jim Quince
02-03-08, 07:04
Not one girl will go to a room with you for 4 hours and charge you only 1 session. RR you are a dreamer or like to brag. Mind you if I have to say that one of your favorite girls in Bernds works for a pimp. Did you know that too if you are stating you are soooo close with them.

Greetz

Jimmy Boy 99
02-07-08, 23:40
Arrived in the afternoon. Maybe 10 girls present. Only 4-5 possibly doable for me. First selection was Debbie, short blonde German, probably 30 or so, good-looking but a little harder-looking than I normally choose. Average session at best for Bernds; attitude was kind of mechanical.

Commented to her that I didn’t recognize anyone from last time, like Polish Anna. She said that she was there and introduced her to me. When she did so I knew why I hadn’t recognized her; she was now a brunette instead of a blonde. When I was ready I called her over and we did the usual pre-couch action leading to a very good session in the room. She has a great body, nice face, and very good attitude. Very recommendable.

The other strong possibility was Jamilla, but I never got any vibes from her and although she had a great, young, tight body, I kept vacillating whether I liked her face enough to session with her. Jet lag finally made the choice for me and I decided to leave and get some sleep without sessioning with her. Maybe when I go back in mid-February. The only other women remotely doable for me were Mara, and possibly Tanya and Katya, but they would never have made the cut at a bigger club.

Stayed that night at the Cologne Hyatt. Very nice hotel, on the river across the river from the Cathedral. Arrived after 1:00AM and the person who checked me in parked my car at the front of the hotel at no charge. Was able to park there the other two nights I stayed there (saving me Euro 20 each time) when I arrived after midnight.

Viscount
02-08-08, 22:00
Nice visit last Wednesday to Bernds, the club was not too busy. Of the regular girls only Katja was not present, others were, Monica, Martina, Debby, Mara, Lisa, Babsi, Jamilla, Anna, Tanja, Svenja, Michelle, Leilla and a new girl from Hungary didn't get her name. Probably won't be back now until April due work, and holiday in the far east, but I will sure miss the Hof for a while! I always like pressing the bell and wondering who will answer the door, things like that put Bernds ahead of all other clubs for me anyway.

Jasonkasprowicz
02-17-08, 16:15
Hi guys,

I will be in Dusseldorf for a few days next month and was wondering whether it's possible to take public transportation (not cabs - just buses or trains) from Dusseldorf to FKK Bernd's?

I checked both www.VRR.de and www.Bahn.de but couldn't see anything. Any inputs?

Member #3421
02-17-08, 23:37
Hi guys,

I will be in Dusseldorf for a few days next month and was wondering whether it's possible to take public transportation (not cabs - just buses or trains) from Dusseldorf to FKK Bernd's?

I checked both www.VRR.de and www.Bahn.de but couldn't see anything. Any inputs?

Jason,

Welcome to the forum. Use "search" -- it isn't hard. I don't think it's a trivial trip via public transport, but doable. I plan to get a car for convenience.

http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=691153&postcount=772

OBG

Walkin1
02-22-08, 18:21
Hi guys,

I will be in Dusseldorf for a few days next month and was wondering whether it's possible to take public transportation (not cabs - just buses or trains) from Dusseldorf to FKK Bernd's?

I checked both www.VRR.de and www.Bahn.de but couldn't see anything. Any inputs?It is possible, and you can schedule it through the VRR.de site. I've taken the trip myself. For the destination choose Hennef(Sieg) as the town, and Lichtenberg as the stop. You would take a train from Dusseldorf to Hennef (via Koeln), and change to a bus at the Hennef Bahnhof.

The bus lets you off a few blocks away from the Hof, an easy five minute stroll (or not so easy if you're walking with wood).

I agree it is better to drive.

Viscount
02-23-08, 16:33
It is possible, and you can schedule it through the VRR.de site. I've taken the trip myself. For the destination choose Hennef(Sieg) as the town, and Lichtenberg as the stop. You would take a train from Dusseldorf to Hennef (via Koeln), and change to a bus at the Hennef Bahnhof.

The bus lets you off a few blocks away from the Hof, an easy five minute stroll (or not so easy if you're walking with wood).

I agree it is better to drive.Bus Number 522 from Hennef banhof,you can get a joint VRS train/bus ticket,ask the bus driver for Lichtenberg or Reuter hotel stop,you will know it the bus turns right at the Lichtenberg sign,off the main road then goes up a hill and a very narrow road you would not expect a bus to go up,get off at the top, as the bus then turns left and walk back past the Reuter hotel,then turn left into Scheiferhof,and remember to call in at number 28,enjoy ans I hope that helps.

Hessen Bub
02-23-08, 19:20
Heard there's a new latina girl (Brasilian?) at Hof. Any reports on her?

HB

Rob Raunch
02-23-08, 20:20
Heard there's a new latina girl (Brasilian?) at Hof. Any reports on her?

HBWell,

New is not quite the word to use here, she's been on vacantion for about 2 months BUT she's BACK! (for tanline-lovers: go get her while they last!)

Who's also back on the nest: Mina!

After more than a year of work in places like Artemis Berlin.

What a feast for the eyes!

NEW isssszzz (or at last was last thursday, hope she's gonna stay!) a pretty philipina (sorry, didn't catch her name- YET!)

Who said "girls are leaving Schiefferhof"??, quite the opposite!

Enjoy

Stonker
02-23-08, 20:23
Hessen - that would be Leone, I met her on my first visit earlier this week. She doesn't speak much English but certainly looks good! Nice smile and very friendly and co-operative in the room. Will do anal sometimes but on the day I was there. Good oral and happy for CIM. Also happy with lots of finger-fucking, including lots of fingers which may explain why she doesn't have the tightest pussy in the world. Very nice girl.

Overall, I was a bit disappointed in Berndt's - maybe it was impossible for it to live up to the build up in these pages but the atmosphere did not seem that friendly to me - although I was amazed at how busy it was within 15 minutes of opening on a working day!

Woof Woof
02-24-08, 00:13
Heard there's a new latina girl (Brasilian?) at Hof. Any reports on her?

HB

There's Leonie, a tall (1,80), black Brazilian girl at the Hof. She was apparently on break from the Hof for some time and I heard she just got back.

George Bickham
02-24-08, 16:46
I'm planning a visit in a couple of weeks and wondered if Brandi was still there?

If she is, has anybody got any recent experience with her they would like to share? Or any other recommendations?

Boomer10
02-24-08, 22:20
Brandi is still there (at least a lady with short blonde hair that goes by Brandi was there last week).

I've no history with her.


I'm planning a visit in a couple of weeks and wondered if Brandi was still there?

If she is, has anybody got any recent experience with her they would like to share? Or any other recommendations?

Euro100
03-10-08, 04:17
As we all know, Borat’s sister was voted number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. I think I have met one of the three who beat her.

I arrived by rental car in Hennef around noon. My first stop was at hotel/restaurant Reuter. The restaurant is currently under renovation, but fortunately Stefan was there to give me the key to the room I had reserved. I gave him 30 euro in cash, and that was that. No need to show ID or anything. He told me to leave the key in the room next morning.

Then on to the main event! I arrived at the ‘Hof at just after 1 pm, their opening time. After my shower I went downstairs and ran into Debbie. This time she remembered me, said high, gave me a nice kiss. It was clear where this would end, and I just dragged her into a room. Again, just like last time, we did not waste a condom. CIM after only 15 minutes, but hey, a great start to the day.

Then I went for Jamilla. She is originally from Kazakhstan, but has lived in Germany for almost all of her life. She is blonde (not natural, btw), tall, slim, 22 years of age. She and I hit it off very well, and she gave excellent foreplay on the couch, even by the Hof’s lofty standards. In the room she really go into it, and we finished in reverse cowgirl. Yum!

After a while of resting, eating, drinking (I didn’t have to watch how many beers I had, because this time I could walk to Reuter), I picked Jamilla again. Or rather, she picked me. I really dig this girl! We went to the flat part of the basement couch in front of the interior window. She proceeded again to give me the greatest BJ. Then she whispered into my ear that she wanted to do it right there. Fun! I think we may have put on quite a show, but I did not notice anything around us. I only had eyes for her. Hmmm. She seemed to really enjoy it as well, and gave me plenty of visual and verbal cues on how to please her. Like I said, a great session. After we were done, I checked my watch, and the whole operation had lasted 35 minutes. But we just remained on the couch and cuddled.

She detected that there was some life left in little euro and told me she wanted to go another round. I wasn’t sure that I was up for another round, but was willing to try. Fearing shooting a blank, I suggested to head for a room. My fear was unfounded, though. And we had a another great session. So there you have it: Jamilla, my new favorite at the ‘Hof, better than Borat’s sister!

I figured that I need to quit after these four sessions. There was simply no energy left in me. I barely made it back to hotel Reuter and slept like a log.

Iseeu
03-10-08, 09:11
After a while of resting, eating, drinking (I didn’t have to watch how many beers I had, because this time I could walk to Reuter), I picked Jamilla again. Or rather, she picked me. I really dig this girl! We went to the flat part of the basement couch in front of the interior window. She proceeded again to give me the greatest BJ. Then she whispered into my ear that she wanted to do it right there. Fun! I think we may have put on quite a show, but I did not notice anything around us. I only had eyes for her. Hmmm. She seemed to really enjoy it as well, and gave me plenty of visual and verbal cues on how to please her. Like I said, a great session. After we were done, I checked my watch, and the whole operation had lasted 35 minutes. But we just remained on the couch and cuddled.

This is getting wierd- you and I keep having remarkably similar experiences. See my report at #798 below, on how Jamilla jumped me on the couch and we put on a show for the assembled gawkers then laid on the couch and cuddled and talked...
You're sure you're not my twin?

Great report....

Visual
03-10-08, 12:08
A week ago today I arrived at the Hof at 3:00 and went immediately downstairs. I never did see the beautiful nude woman who opened the door.

From my previous experience that is where I thought it all happened.

As I got in to the downstairs room, it was as if the year stood still. Kathy had her seat on the edges of the couch closes to the bar and Katja was showing her wares in the L of the couch while a BJ was being preformed by the older woman with one of the best bodies in the place.

Sitting down and enjoying the atmosphere I had a beer, as the smoke was getting thicker I headed up stairs

There I was introduced to Monica from Hungary by a fellow who I had met at Samya the nightbfore. She is great. I was given the traditional Bernds treatment.

About a half hour after the session I saw Monica with her full beautiful backside to me on her knees giving a BJ in the hall way in front on the washroom in the back. A great sight.

Another beer I took a seat on the main floor- to the right of the bar on the two seater was an older guy with Kathy on his face and another girl blowing him. Across from me was a younger patron being blown by a sweet young blond. In walks Monica, she stands next to me saying "SEX-SEX-SEX, everywhere sex". I invited her to sit next to me and she gave me one of her best. I was now in the middle of the Hofs famous porno movies that even had one of the spectators playing with himself.

Off the room with Monica for an even better time that the first.

The place never disappoints and Monica is a joy.

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Mullvad
03-12-08, 21:16
Does any fellow monger know if Bernd's is open during Good Friday (the Friday before the Easter weekend)?

Jackyo
03-15-08, 23:39
I also made a mistake about the opening hours of this club. I thought it opened at 12:00. I took public transport there, got there at exactly 12:00. One of the Thekenfrauen (no, not my favorite, Conny but the older woman who wears Coke bottle glasses) came out to say that it wasn’t opening until 1:00. So I walk back to the busstop and hangout there (it was raining) for an hour.

The train to bus connection is relatively uncomplicated. When you get to Hennef, the buses are right in view of the train station. The 522 bus takes you to Lichtenberg. The closest bus stop in Lichtenberg isn’t Oberdorf but Lichtenberg Ort. When you get off, walk in the opposite direction the bus is going in. You will see Hotel Reuter on the right side of the street. A little further you make a left on to the Schieferhof and a little further on you are there.

Getting back to the Hennef by bus requires knowing exactly when the bus comes by though. Thank goodness I took wrote down notes of the schedule. When I later walked back to the bus stop I couldn’t read the schedule because it was really, really dark and I hadn’t brought my flashlight with me (I am a former Boy Scout and am usually always prepared).

Nothing has changed at this club in a long while so I’ll not bore you with the details of the physical arrangements.

Conny was there and even she hasn’t changed. I used the mens room, hadn’t closed the door completely and promptly heard about it. I had lunch, set my plate and utensils on the side table instead of the plastic tubs and heard about that too. Oh well. What else is new?

The usual team was there: Brandi, Katja, Tanja, Rita, “Calista Flockhart” (I don’t know this chick’s name but she is way too skinny for my taste), Monika. Svenja and Mara came later (at about 4 PM). There were two new blondes there (one petite and older, one younger and taller). There was also one black woman there. There were other women there too who I’d seen there before but who I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting yet. Yup, Celine and Princess have moved on.

I did meet Anna who is a brunette from Poland. I'd seen here there before but had never had the pleasure. Seems she used to work at Wildenrath when it used to be good and she knew a couple of women I’d met there before: Naomi (now married to a Dutchman), Alina, the two Monikas (one of whom is at Goldentime). I’ll not bore you with the details and just say that it was a nice session.

My purpose in going though was to have a rematch with Svenja. I had asked if she was going to come and they assured me that she would be there. As soon as I spotted her I made a beeline. It was like meeting up with an old friend.

Fazit: Wiederholungsfaktor is 100% (but then again the Wiederholungsfaktor for this club has been 100% for as long as I’ve been visiting this place which is coming up on eight years).

Lovemissile
03-16-08, 01:03
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I did meet Anna who is a brunette from Poland. I'd seen here there before but had never had the pleasure. Seems she used to work at Wildenrath when it used to be good and she knew a couple of women I’d met there before: Naomi (now married to a Dutchman), Alina, the two Monikas (one of whom is at Goldentime). I’ll not bore you with the details and just say that it was a nice session.

"Bore" us with the details?!! Jackyo, my good man, God is in the details.

Stimpson
03-16-08, 10:55
Does any fellow monger know if Bernd's is open during Good Friday (the Friday before the Easter weekend)?I was there about a week ago, and Tanja informed me that they would not be open of Friday the 21st.

I think that both Thursday and Friday are Holidays in Germany. Does anybody know if Bernds will be open this Thursday?

Stimpy

Euro100
03-16-08, 11:17
There were two new blondes there (one petite and older, one younger and taller).

That would be Debbie and Jamilla, both way on the top of my all-time favorite list.

Jackyo
03-16-08, 14:00
That would be Debbie and Jamilla, both way on the top of my all-time favorite list.
I will put them on the list for my next visit.

Jackyo
03-16-08, 14:22
Does any fellow monger know if Bernd's is open during Good Friday (the Friday before the Easter weekend)?
I would be curious to know though.

My guess is that it would depend on whether Good Friday is a holiday or not in Deutschland.

Viscount
03-16-08, 14:38
Nice visit, there was no Monica/Martina/Babsi/Jamilla or Katya, but the lovely Svenja was there, man she is nice! And very friendly. I would have liked to gone with Stella from Turkey, but she seemed busy at all the times I saw her, so maybe next time, Mara was busy as always but we said hello, and Anna is also one for my next visit.

As regards the question as wether Berndts is open on Good Friday (Friday before easter)I think this is a holiday in Germany, and thats means it will be closed, but check with the club, there is a phone number on the website, its a bit of a trek if it is shut, maybe a diversion to GT or PHG, which are open during holidays.

Otto
03-16-08, 15:41
Good Friday is a holiday in Germany same as the Monday after eastern



I would be curious to know though.

My guess is that it would depend on whether Good Friday is a holiday or not in Deutschland.

Jackyo
03-16-08, 15:55
Brandi is still there (at least a lady with short blonde hair that goes by Brandi was there last week).

I've no history with her.
.. as having the appeal of a greyhound.

I don't like angular looks on women either but that doesn't mean there aren't guys who probably find her appealing.

Walkin1
03-21-08, 14:25
.. as having the appeal of a greyhound.

I don't like angular looks on women either but that doesn't mean there aren't guys who probably find her appealing.Brandi was in fact at Bernd's when I was there 3 weeks ago. From 1P until about 4, she was working with the other girls, then she put on some clothes and started to work behind the downstairs bar. She was still behind the bar when i left at about 6. I thought that was a little unusual.

Woof Woof
03-21-08, 23:42
Brandi was in fact at Bernd's when I was there 3 weeks ago. From 1P until about 4, she was working with the other girls, then she put on some clothes and started to work behind the downstairs bar. She was still behind the bar when i left at about 6. I thought that was a little unusual.

Not that unusual. I've seen that happen at other clubs too and it's primarily because it's that time of the month for the girl. Or maybe she just simply wants to take a break...

Rob Raunch
03-22-08, 16:26
Not that unusual. I've seen that happen at other clubs too and it's primarily because it's that time of the month for the girl. Or maybe she just simply wants to take a break...Sometimes Brandi is working behind the bar when there is a temporary shortage of personel. Jessi or Gerti or. Need some timeout ones in a while AND not see so many naked men! (I believe its called Holiday or something! ).

Hot detail: when working behind the bar Brandi is working with a small skirt ONLY. (she doesn't think much of underwear! ) and she is allowed to do 1 or 2 rooms while doing the job! (then another girl steps in)

GRTZ, Robbie

Iseeu
03-23-08, 17:30
Sometimes Brandi is working behind the bar when there is a temporary shortage of personel. Jessi or Gerti or. Need some timeout ones in a while AND not see so many naked men! (I believe its called Holiday or something! ).

Hot detail: when working behind the bar Brandi is working with a small skirt ONLY. (she doesn't think much of underwear! ) and she is allowed to do 1 or 2 rooms while doing the job! (then another girl steps in)

GRTZ, Robbie
I can confirm Rob R.'s post. Even though Brandi's not really my type (confirmed from preious experience), I could not resist the kinkiness of pumping the bargirl. She's still not my type, but the bargirl thing helped me get over it...eh, heh, heh, heh....

Iseeu
03-23-08, 17:35
Sometimes Brandi is working behind the bar when there is a temporary shortage of personel. Jessi or Gerti or. Need some timeout ones in a while AND not see so many naked men! (I believe its called Holiday or something! ).

Hot detail: when working behind the bar Brandi is working with a small skirt ONLY. (she doesn't think much of underwear! ) and she is allowed to do 1 or 2 rooms while doing the job! (then another girl steps in)

GRTZ, Robbie
I can confirm Rob R.'s post. Even though Brandi's not really my type (confirmed from previous experience), I could not resist the kinkiness of pumping the bargirl. She's still not my type, but the bargirl thing helped me get over it...eh, heh, heh, heh....

Lllldick
03-25-08, 05:03
Hello, dear mongers!

I will visit Bernd's in April but it was said that my favourate residence, Hotel-Restaruant Reuter, in Lichtenberg was closed.

I had managed to find the access in the internet but it was sad that there seemed no available access to the hotel and even booking. I also sought the previous link in the homepage of Bernd's and the link was already removed.

Is it true that the hotel close?

If so, what are other alternatives?

If not, how to book via internet?

Fats
03-25-08, 09:01
http://www.restaurant-reuter.de.vu/

click on Zimmer-
click on Reservierung-

Fill out the form OR just call them (0 2248 - 912410) The husband speaks English well. His wife and daughter not so much.

Jackyo
03-25-08, 12:06
Hello, dear mongers!

I will visit Bernd's in April but it was said that my favourate residence, Hotel-Restaruant Reuter, in Lichtenberg was closed.

I had managed to find the access in the internet but it was sad that there seemed no available access to the hotel and even booking. I also sought the previous link in the homepage of Bernd's and the link was already removed.

Is it true that the hotel close?

If so, what are other alternatives?

If not, how to book via internet?
The restaurant was being renovated but the hotel was open and doing normal business.

Why not just call them and say you are looking for an Einzelzimmerreservierrungsmoeglichkeit?

Excess
03-25-08, 18:11
A seasoned Monger who posts on other boards emailed me and asked me to post the report on ISG on his first visit to Bernd's. The reasons for this were very simply: "if you wouldn't mind, could you cross-post the report to ISG? I don't have a login there and would like to share with that board, having done some of my research there prior to the trip."

Naturally, I will encourage hutchings to join ISG not only for his outstanding report but also his commendable wish to share and give back to one of the places he did research prior to his first Bernd's visit.

I think that you will agree that his report adds to Bernd's "file" and gives the perspective of a very experienced monger's first visit to the 'Hof. hutchings blew the doors off, IMO, and certainly wasn't afflicted by the deer in the headlights syndrome that some of us experienced on our first visit. His report follows. Thanks hutchings.

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Encouraged by the intrepid reports of various posters on the board, I was determined to visit Bernd's saunaclub, this 'mother of all clubs'... and see for myself just how good it is.

I landed at Schiphol extra early and made it through customs and immigration with the usual ease. I'd reserved a car with Budget and was assigned a VW golf for my journey southward. Before then I had never driven a car anywhere in europe, so this was a new experience for me. What was even more eye-opening was the transition from NL to the German Autobahn. I suppose it should go without saying, but these people do not fuck around, friends. I had to master the art of looking in my rearview and scanning as far back as possible for some 200mph daredevil who may or may not be approaching as I move left to pass. Just for fun when there wasn't much traffic I hopped over into the left lane and just floored it until I started feeling a little unsafe... I think I made it to about 115-118mph before I decided to give the little Golf a rest.

The drive from Schiphol to Lichtenberg is all major expressways, all but the last 10 minutes or so. Take your trusty GPS along for the ride, and you can't lose.

Lichtenberg is small. Don't blink, or you'll miss the turn onto Oberdorf. I thought I'd be the smart guy and had e-mailed the hotel Reuter to make a reservation prior to my arrival. I thought this would work to my benefit when I happened to arrive in Lichtenberg a bit early. It was a little after 11 am at that point. I pulled into the parking lot at the Reuter and found the place completely buttoned up. This being the case, I now had nearly two hours to kill before Bernd's opened up, and nowhere to hang out. I took a self-guided driving tour of lovely Lichtenberg. That took approximately three minutes. I backtracked a little bit and drove into Hennef proper to have a look around. That killed another twenty minutes. At that point I decided to cease my cruising and parked in the lot at the club and watched a movie on my ipod.

The 1:00 opening time arrived soon enough, and I walked up and rang the bell, ready for the famous Bernd's welcome. The buzzer sounded and I walked in to see a blonde woman (who turned out to be Babsi) with a towel wrapped around her. WTF? Oh well, perhaps my expectations were too high for so early in the day. I paid the 70E entrance and changed into my towel, at which point i got a cursory tour of this small club.

A number of reports that I've read have said that the vibe in this club is great because of the camaraderie among the patrons. I did not find this. My german is pretty decent, but I found that the guests tended to stick to themselves or to groups of friends. The girls, however, were a different story. They were all very social and having a good time and made it a pleasant afternoon... refilling drinks, having a bit of fun at one another's expense, etc.

I'm happy to report that the sessions lived up to the hype. I had what was, for me at least, a marathon. All of them started out with 10-15 minutes of couch action. I was surprisingly more comfortable with that aspect than I thought I would be.

Here was my lineup:

1. Katja - MILFy, curly brown hair, large natural rack. Said she was from Russia, spoke fluent German. Was very friendly and chatty, good half hour session.

2. Jamilla - Younger, short blonde streaky hair, tall and thin. I didn't hit it off with her as others reportedly have. She wasn't nearly as talkative as the other girls I went with. Don't get me wrong, the session was definitely up to Bernd's standards, I just didn't connect with her like I did the others.

3. Anna - Younger, medium length streaky brown hair. Very good looking. A very enthusiastic session. She wanted to pick my brain at length about the upcoming election.

4. Monica - Wavy dark hair, mole on her upper lip if i remember correctly. I think she's Hungarian. Offered me "prostate massage". Let's just say I paid a hefty price for that later on and leave it at that. Top marks from me for the session. In fact...

5. Monica again - had a second session with Monica right after the first. Didn't even leave the room, just went right back to it after a short break. She put in a very spirited performance. My favorite of the bunch at Bernd's. This one is a healer of men, as some have said about Kim in the Wallen.

6&7. Katja and Leonie - Finished off with a three way, with Katja (see #1) and Leonie, a lovely Brazilian girl, who Katja suggested. Loved the three way couch action, and the pace was very frantic in the room. A very intense session with them.

By this time it was about 10pm, and I was spent. Not only that, but I couldn't bear the thought of just sitting around until I might be ready for another session. In the meantime, the manageress had called to have the key to my room at the hotel delivered to the club. That was a nice touch.

As I settled up, the girls I'd sessioned with lined up to kiss me goodbye at the entrance. Monica told me that she was sure I'd cancel my plans for the next day to come back to the club. It was tempting, but alas I had other obligations. The breakfast at the Reuter was excellent, by the way. Well worth 35E for the room and the breakfast. It reminded me a lot of the long departed hotel de Pauw in Leeuwarden, except that the guest rooms were much nicer.

I had actually considered stopping by GT or PHG on my way back to Amsterdam, but I was so sated by my day at Bernd's that it was totally unnecessary.

I'm no expert on FKK/saunaclubs, but Bernd's delivered in a big way. I think I'll be back at some point.

H
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Toscana
03-25-08, 20:57
Offered me "prostate massage". Let's just say I paid a hefty price for that later on and leave it at that.LOL. Excess, pass on our thanks to Hutchings for a "well-seasoned" report. Despite Jackyo's sensible advice to be wary about starting an FKK career at Bernd's, it can work out very well. Can only be downhill from now on....

Jackyo
03-26-08, 11:19
LOL. Excess, pass on our thanks to Hutchings for a "well-seasoned" report. Despite Jackyo's sensible advice to be wary about starting an FKK career at Bernd's, it can work out very well. Can only be downhill from now on....
I see that we've contributed to the moral decay of another previously innocent mongerer.

Pretty soon the entire fabric of society will start to fall apart.

Oh well.

George Bickham
03-29-08, 18:57
Went to the Hof last Wednesday, after an absence of a few months. I won't repeat the general descriptions from many of the other posts, but will pass on a bit of local colour in case anyone is interested.

The place was pretty full from about 1. 30, when I arrived. About 14 girls, about half of whom were familiar faces: Katya, who has shed a few kilos and looks better for it IMHO; Tanya who seems to have gained couple but still has the most fantastic dark eyes and smile; Mara doing what she does best; and a few others. No Monika, Stella, Svenja. New girls (for me) Michelle, Debbie, Leonie.

The usual very good atmosphere with a mixture of local regulars and visitors. Two guys on a day trip from UK, three Luxemburg cars in the parkplatz, and so on. I think the inside hadn't been repainted on my last visit, it certainly looks a lot brighter. And new couches. The old ones were getting worn but must have had a few tales to tell. Lots of couch action, two-girl sessions in the viewing room and so on. A feast for the senses.

Babsi was there. One of my main reasons for visiting. But she spent the whole afternoon tantelizingly naked behind the upstairs bar and never came out. Mina is also most definately back: blonde hair with pink streaks, signature moonboots and beads, lots of laughter. A lot of the regulars were pleased to see her back (from what I could see on the couch).

Eventually identified Brandi (another reason for going) but not tried, for one reason or another. Did very much see (and get captivated by) Leonie. She's tall, slim and Brazilian, with a lovely face and perhaps a touch of silicone in the chest. Has to be one of the best lookers there at the moment, and a worthy successor to Princess. She kissed and cuddled nicely on the couch (but no BBBJ), but more than made up for it in the room with a lot of very good BBBJ, finger fun, enthusiastic sex and a final slow and enjoyable CIM. Well worth a return match.

Also did Anna from Poland. She has first rate oral skills which she's happy to exhibit on the couch, taking it right to the hilt. An average session in the room. I sensed a bit of clock-watching. I timed her afterwards for a bit while I recovered and she liked to get the men in and out o the room in 20 minutes or so. But still quite enjoyable, particularly if oral is your thing. Finally did Tanya, excellent as usual.

One odd thing. One girl with a pretty, fine featured face and black hair spent the whole afternoon on the couch upstairs entirely wrapped in a towel, looking pretty uncomfortable. I assumed that it was her first day, and she was in shock, but it turned out she was Alisha, who I know from previous posts has been there for a while. I saw a couple of guys spend 40 minutes or so each chatting her up, but each time she wouldn't remove the towel or even kiss them on the couch. I even saw Edith the thiekenfrau trying to talk her into dropping the towel to her waist for a bit to get used to it, but she said that she couldn't do it. Not that I'm insulting this girl's modesty. Far from it. It 's just that if she's not comfortable walking around naked and blowing strangers on a couch in front of an audience, Bernds may not be a clever career move. It will be interesting to see if she's still there on my next visit. She'll either blossom like Mara, or realise that her true path lies in becoming a CPA.

Conclusion. Bernds is still a first-rate attraction IMHO. I'll certainly be back to see Leonie again, as well as to try my luck again with Babsi.

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Lllldick
03-31-08, 14:56
Dear colleagues,

Thanks for the responses at previous threads.

I had booked but the owner replied me that they are full on that day.

Is there any alternatives nearby?

Recommendation, please!

Milletre
04-01-08, 18:23
Hotel Landsknecht
Westerwaldstrasse 184
53773 Hennef - Uckerath
02248/9141-0
http://www.hotel-landsknecht.com

Hotel Johnel : Frankfurterstrasse 152 - 53773 Hennef
tél : (0049) (0) 2242 969830 - fax : (0049) (0)2242 9698322 - mail : hoteljohnel@t-online.de
www.hoteljohnel.de

or german hotels reservation: http://www.hrs.de

I don't know those 2, but good luck,

Chukar
04-02-08, 15:35
I made Bernards my first stop because the uniform reports of good service.

It is the smallest club I attended in an average sized American type of house. The linup of girls was also the oldest in age of all the clubs I attended. I believe what makes Benards so good and so famous, great service is also it's weakest area for newbies. Benards seemed to have many regular customers and so some of the girls were never availabe the whole time I was there. I was there for 7 hours. On the good/great side the service I had from 2 ladies was the BEST. It is true this was the only club were I saw constant public sex on the couches, even I was able to enjoy this benefit. No worries about time and of course cim was not extra. For my first stop my experience could not have been better.

The lady who broke my FKK Cherry was Debbie, not often mentioned here. German, blonde, 20s, beautiful with lovely body. What a dream, nothing professional about my session with her.

Next was Svenja, possible the best session of my trip. If I ever has a girl friend like her I would never leave home, OK I am getting carried away: )). She was just the sweetest, young, pretty, talented girl of your wettest dreams. I can still picture her in my mind.

Thanks to this forum my trip started out so great I wondered how I was going to top this experience.

Jackyo
04-03-08, 10:12
Next was Svenja, possible the best session of my trip. If I ever has a girl friend like her I would never leave home, OK I am getting carried away: )). She was just the sweetest, young, pretty, talented girl of your wettest dreams. I can still picture her in my mind.

Thanks to this forum my trip started out so great I wondered how I was going to top this experience.
She and I get along well and she is the one I look for when I am there. She's funny, communicative and she totally lets go. Love to find a chick like this in real life.

Discovering these clubs spoils you, unfortunately. It also is addictive.

Marlow
04-03-08, 20:58
@Jackyo - well, you know my theory on this - they don't exist in real life! Girls in real life want security and TLC. The same girl in a club wants sex for money. Watch Sebastian Horsley's Guide to Whoring on You Tube - excellent raison d'etre (and it's not me dressed up as a dandy)

Viscount
04-03-08, 21:53
She and I get along well and she is the one I look for when I am there. She's funny, communicative and she totally lets go. Love to find a chick like this in real life.

Discovering these clubs spoils you, unfortunately. It also is addictive.She is a lovely and very beautiful girl, and makes my day when shes there.and more than makes up for the loss of Princess.

Viscount
04-03-08, 22:03
I made Bernards my first stop because the uniform reports of good service.

It is the smallest club I attended in an average sized American type of house. The linup of girls was also the oldest in age of all the clubs I attended. I believe what makes Benards so good and so famous, great service is also it's weakest area for newbies. Benards seemed to have many regular customers and so some of the girls were never availabe the whole time I was there. I was there for 7 hours. On the good/great side the service I had from 2 ladies was the BEST. It is true this was the only club were I saw constant public sex on the couches, even I was able to enjoy this benefit. No worries about time and of course cim was not extra. For my first stop my experience could not have been better.

The lady who broke my FKK Cherry was Debbie, not often mentioned here. German, blonde, 20s, beautiful with lovely body. What a dream, nothing professional about my session with her.

Next was Svenja, possible the best session of my trip. If I ever has a girl friend like her I would never leave home, OK I am getting carried away: )). She was just the sweetest, young, pretty, talented girl of your wettest dreams. I can still picture her in my mind.

Thanks to this forum my trip started out so great I wondered how I was going to top this experience.Hi Chukar,

Glad to see you made it to Bernds,and sampled Svenja,very good choice!,it sounds like you did your homework and had a good trip.

Viscount.

Euro100
04-04-08, 03:53
The lady who broke my FKK Cherry was Debbie, not often mentioned here. German, blonde, 20s, beautiful with lovely body. What a dream, nothing professional about my session with her.

Oh, I don't know if I agree with your statement that she is not mentioned often here. I have sessioned five times with her during the last few months, and I have reported on all sessions with her. She is one of my favorites.

But the fact that she make she session feel like "nothing professional" is exactly why she is a pro's pro. This girl has what it takes!

euro (president-elect of the Debbie fan club)

Jackyo
04-04-08, 10:31
@Jackyo - well, you know my theory on this - they don't exist in real life! Girls in real life want security and TLC. The same girl in a club wants sex for money. Watch Sebastian Horsley's Guide to Whoring on You Tube - excellent raison d'etre (and it's not me dressed up as a dandy)
... indeed, a fantasy.

There are no illusions on my part and Svenja does say that her boyfriend/husband would have something to say if she were to do any work outside of the club.

It comes down to that dichotomy between sex and intimacy. One shouldn't get those two things mixed up.

The women set limits, z. B., and will say things like: "I can't come when I am not with my boyfriend/husband. So I can have sex with you but not come." Or they won't kiss because it is much more intimate than sex is.

I have seen that video and it is quite funny! Those red painted finger nails are quite distracting.

Chukar
04-04-08, 12:43
Sorry Euro, I am getting old and the memory is starting to get weak. Debbie is indeed a treasure to be appreciated.

Hi Viscount, in the end I decided to start where the chance of good service was the greatest. I wanted to start this trip on a good note.

Marlow
04-04-08, 17:48
@jackyo - distracting? in what sense, pray? off putting or captivating! His advice is whoring allows you to have a woman with falling into her hands. Now this seems to me the absolute bottom line, which from my reading of this forum is advice sometimes ignored.
Think of all those affairs we could have said no to, if only we had known about FKK clubs. What a boon they are! Answer to a philanderer's prayers and a wife's nightmare.

Gfe Finder
04-06-08, 03:32
Because of some delays in my schedule, I did not make it to Bernds until later in the evening. I noticed right away that fewer names were on the board ( 15 as opposed to 25 in December), and that Martina wasn’t there. From memory, I saw Jamilla, Babsi, Mara, Brandi, Debbie, Anna, Leonie, Katja, Sandra, Tanja, Monika, and probably 4-5 others whose names I don’t yet know. I said "Hi" to a few of the girls and each time was greeted with a "Hi" that was surprisingly curt and indifferent.

I saw Babsi sitting down on the couch upstairs, walked over, and sat down. "Do you remember me? " I asked. She replied that she did, and that she remembered that she, Mara, and I had a threesome last time. She then commented how she was looking for sex, and would be disappointed if she didn’t find some soon. Somewhat encouraged by this, I continued talking and before we knew it we were making out. She reached down under my towel and stoked my penis, using just enough of a brush from her fingernails to tease it to hardness. "Let’s see how much he really likes me, " she joked as she moved down to blow me for a while.

Babsi always has had great ideas (e. G. She had told me to learn some German, which I did), and this time was no exception. She wanted to get Katja to join us. Once in the room, Katja proved to be every bit as terrific as described on this board. As we started, Babsi was kissing me, stroking my chest, and teasing my nipples. Katja was blowing me. She has this technique, while giving a blowjob, of stimulating the base of your penis (where the orgasm sensation begins.) Babsi could see that I was close to coming a few times and Katja responded by increasing her intensity. "It’s okay, you can come in her mouth, " Babsi said while gently tickling my ear with her tongue and then paused before whispering "She wants it! " Katja jumped on me before I had the chance, however. She rode me reverse cowgirl. The funny thing was that even with her pussy she can suck your sperm right out. I don’t know how she does it (muscle control, Kegel exercises? ) Despite my insistence on taking more time I could not last, a fact to which Babsi took some comic notice.

And then afterwards! I promised Babsi that she would get sex next time (she was looking for it, after all.) Meanwhile Katja came up to me in the upstairs hallway, and before long we were embracing and sucking each other’s tongues for the longest time. It was some of the most deep, intense, and passionate kissing I’ve had in recent memory and I just didn’t want it to end. She asked me my name to remember me next time, and she can rest assured that I will remember her.

What more is there to say except that I can’t wait to come back?

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Iseeu
04-14-08, 01:54
finished my work meetings by 5 and walked in to be met by babsi’s ample charms at 6 p .m. due to other obligations, i had missed out on one of my monthly visits, but was greeted like an old friend by babsi and even got a smile and sly joke from connie at the registration desk.

the place was hopping. 18 sp in attendance: alina (tall, skinny, inked, romanian?), anna, babsi, brandy, debbie, inna (in her signature uggi boots), jamilla, katja, leila, leonie, mara, michelle, monica, rita, rosa (new, short, plumpish grecian), sake (japanese heritage who grew up in germany, beautiful features, dark frizzy hair, good english skills) stella and tanya. for most of the day katja and mara were not to be seen, moving directly from session to session, and stella is also getting very popular.

took a drink and watched the action upstairs and then below. about 15 guys at any time in the club with most of the action downstairs this time. there was an almost constant wait for rooms which in bernd’s can actually be a good thing as it prolongs the great foreplay.

something new, something old and something tried and true- i try to follow this program in clubs that i am familiar with, so as to vary the overall experience and keep it fresh. for the something old slot, babsi perfectly fit the bill and we carried on from our last session ending once again with her incredible cim skills. she’s a very intelligent, varied, well-versed and well- traveled woman, and i love talking with her as her conversations are always frank and fun.

for the tried and true slot, i was torn between jamilla and debbie, so i did both. jamilla has developed into one of the hof’s stars enhancing her beautiful physical presence with a fun personality. there she was sitting on the downstairs couch, legs splayed wide, saying “doesn’t anyone want to f*ck me today?”. how could i resist? she recalled our last session together, when she basically raped me on the new red couch. i love watching her face and body in flagrante in the act of making love. gorgeous.

brandi, debbie and i were sitting at the downstairs bar. brandi put a slow ballad on the juke box, and for the chorus i took out my lighter and waved it over my head which led to the whole room swaying to the music and waving lighters over their heads. i had last sessioned with debbie more than a year ago and it was time to rekindle the spark. i was sitting next to her and began massaging her feet and legs. this led to her back, neck and head, which she particularly enjoyed. she leaned over and we hugged, then she sank below eye level and began to give me a slow bj on the stool. she said let’s go to a room- to which jessi the bargirl said “why to a room? do it here so i can watch.” so we went back to my favorite place on the red couch and had a great session right there with jessi leading the comments and cheering section. afterwards, while debbie and i lay there and cuddled in post-coital bliss, jessi brought us drinks and refreshments.

at one point brandi and sake double teamed a young spanish newbie stud in the open windowed room downstairs. he led them through position after position for a full hour, with the assembled crowd, watching, commenting, laughing and finally applauding them when they came out looking very drained.

i noticed an indian guy sitting alone, and not participating in the conversation, but didn’t find a chance to speak with him. i finally struck up a conversation as he was getting ready to leave and learned that this was his first trip to germany and of course to the hof, which he had discovered via isg back home in india. when i told him that i wrote on isg, he asked for my pen name and when he heard my name, his eyes went wide with amazement. “you're the famous iseeu? your reports are the main reason that i came here.” he remembered vividly the joint visit that wanking, routard and i had reported on. i told him, that at least for me, this is the reason that i continue to post- so that others like himself can discover this amazing world. he was justification personified for all these hours spent at the keyboard. we said our goodbyes with my reminder that it was very improtant that he should post his observations as a first time visitor discovering the hof.

my own main discovery this night was sake. i was watching her interaction with the other guests and sp and she looked like she would perfectly fit into the “something new” slot. great personality, smart, an accomplished dancer, exotic look, beautifully proportioned body and she speaks an excellent english. we hit it off on the couch, and then began kissing like teenagers in heat. this was a routard like click- the chemistry, the look in the eyes, the conversation flow, the lips and tongues in perfect sync, everything just clicked right. we got the keys to the upstairs room and didn’t come out for an hour and a half. she went to get a big towel so that we could cover ourselves with it. i could not get enough of her kisses, her beautiful eyes, perfect body, smart mind, life experiences. i gave her a nice slow daty, drawing multiple orgasms. she gave me a great bbbj. we tried lots of positions- i came twice. she’s in bernd’s on loan from sudbad, only working at the hof on tuesdays and thursdays, training for sudbad’s system change. she certainly passed my test. i told her that we would begin a petition to convince rosie and heinz to keep her in the hof. incredible woman.

as we had hoped, bernd’s has managed to mix in some good newer bernd’s worthy sp like stella, leila, leonie and of course sake with some hof mainstays. the hof is rockin and now its owners are planning on changing the system of its sister club, sudbad, to match bernd’s success. will be interesting to see if they succeed, but in any case, i will follow the trail of hot sake…

Jackyo
04-17-08, 20:01
My own main discovery this night was Sake. I was watching her interaction with the other guests and SP and she looked like she would perfectly fit into the “something new” slot. Great personality, smart, an accomplished dancer, exotic look, beautifully proportioned body and she speaks an excellent English. We hit it off on the couch, and then began kissing like teenagers in heat. This was a Routard like click- the chemistry, the look in the eyes, the conversation flow, the lips and tongues in perfect sync, everything just clicked right. We got the keys to the upstairs room and didn’t come out for an hour and a half. She went to get a big towel so that we could cover ourselves with it. I could not get enough of her kisses, her beautiful eyes, perfect body, smart mind, life experiences. I gave her a nice slow DATY, drawing multiple orgasms. She gave me a great BBBJ. We tried lots of positions- I came twice. She’s in Bernd’s on loan from Sudbad, only working at the Hof on Tuesdays and Thursdays, training for Sudbad’s system change. She certainly passed my test. I told her that we would begin a petition to convince Rosie and Heinz to keep her in the Hof. Incredible woman.
.. so meeting this chick is on my to-do list.

Blame it on being able to download so much Japanese porn recently.

Their porn always has an unusual slant to it.

Breadman
04-17-08, 21:30
..

Their porn always has an unusual slant to it.

But the private parts usually have a digital blur so you can't quite see the action.

Jackyo
04-18-08, 11:00
But the private parts usually have a digital blur so you can't quite see the action.
... but it leave something to the anticipation.

Things need not be that explicit.

Skristel
04-26-08, 17:00
Hi guys,

I went to Bernd's yesterday on my second visit. My experience this time was in stark contrast to the brill time I had 2 months ago on my first visit.

For a start Polish Anna was not working –someone said she was off because it was her birthday. (If you're reading this Anna: 'happy birthday gorgeous'). What bad luck for me as I had been so looking forward to having 2 to 3 session with her. (truthfully, I’ve been pining for her since my last visit). She gave 10/10 GFE, so engaging in every way. Love to have a girlfriend as horny and good-looking as her. So my no 1 girl was absent!

Feeling unlucky, I looked around and saw Jamila who I went with last time. She was a bit controlling last time, I thought perhaps things might be different this time. Apparently not! Again she kept directing the play - so annoying! When she was blowjobbing me she kept fast/hard hand wanking me. I kept telling her not to hand wank me, just use her mouth/tongue to blow me. It’s not nice when they do this, they obviously just want the guy to cum and end session. Awful! I’m so torn with her because on the other hand she has a lovely, young/tight, sweet lick-able pussy, supermodel breasts and legs up to her elbows. However the countering her control killed the session.

There was another short dark haired called Tania (Russian speaker, Ukrainian I think ). She was so loud/rude and obnoxious to me. I chilled with Alina, Laila, Monica - they were very friendly and warm, but I couldn’t get that 'have a go’ feeling. I felt buried by Anna not being there and having a bad exp with Jamila. Funny observation - the baltic nation girls tended to stay downstairs and the balkan/black-sea girls upstairs - a divide. This has put a downer on my second Bernd's visit

On way to airport stopped at TP in Spich and went with polish girl (Sam) she was sweet/cute, moaned during sex which was good, had 30 min session with her before boarding for Heathrow. Off to Artemis in 2 weeks - hooray!

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Meindorfer
04-27-08, 07:05
There was another short dark haired called Tania (Russian speaker, Ukrainian I think ). She was so loud/rude and obnoxious to me. I chilled with Alina, Laila, Monica - they were very friendly and warm, but I couldn’t get that 'have a go’ feeling. Mara, Rita or Svenja were not there yesterday? They will give you the 'right feeling'.

Meindorfer

Mind Snatcher
04-28-08, 15:23
Again she (Jamila) kept directing the play - so annoying! When she was blowjobbing me she kept fast/hard hand wanking me. I kept telling her not to hand wank me, just use her mouth/tongue to blow me. It’s not nice when they do this, they obviously just want the guy to cum and end session. Awful! I’m so torn with her because on the other hand she has a lovely, young/tight, sweet lick-able pussy, supermodel breasts and legs up to her elbows. However the countering her control killed the session.
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Agreed. Jamila is drop-dead gorgeous, but she does have her likes and dislikes and in my experience always tends to rush things with first-timers, though there are some regulars (probably locals) with whom she disappears for what seems like hours.

Travelerb69
04-29-08, 23:49
Bernd’s- I chose a Monday to go to this legendary FKK cause I thought it would be less crowded, and it was, indeed, however line-up was not complete also, there were may be not more than 10 girls present. Actually I met Anna, Leoni, Sidney and Jamilla, and the others I did not talk to or got to know their names. However, regarding looks these were the best ones, in my opinion. When I spotted the address with the GPS I doubted whether it was really there, because it looks like a family house in the middle of a very familiar neighborhood. I had seconds thoughts about ringing at the door, did that only because was sure it was the right address, number 28. Was quickly buzzed in and received by a naked girl, whom introduced herself as Jamilla. Yep, that’s Bernd’s, I presume….. Then went to the counter and talked to an old lady with a severe look that explained me the procedure and asked me if I had come with a car and where had I parked it, in front of the house, I said, ok, no problem, said she. Apparently they have problems about customers parking the cars at neighbors’ entrances or something, be careful.

After dressing a towel, something I do not like, my perfect combination is women naked and men in robes, I went downstairs where most of the action goes on and must say that I felt very, very awkward at first, since everybody was laughing and seemed to know each other and my german begins with Gutten tag and ends with sprechen si english…. I sat at a free place at the coach but felt like a fish out of water… After a while I went to take a sauna. When I got back the room was less crowded and a girl wearing red warming boots was giving a BBJ at the coach, the very famous coach action. I sat again as if nothing was going on and was felling more relaxed, so began talking to a girl whom introduced herself as Anna, very friendly indeed but basic English. Actually I was horny about the BBJ girl,both for her looks and performance. She reminded me of Daryl Hanna as a replicant in Blade Runner, she is not that skinny, may it is her hair, whatever. Then the couple proceeded to the room and I decided to give a try with Anna. No regrets, excelent session, blow job, DFK, 69, all positions, I only regret not taking advantage of the not charged CIM service, ended up coming doggish, may be next time…. One thing- they watch the clock also, I was never rushed but in both sessions I did with Anna and later on with Sidney they warned me when there were only 5 minutes left. May be it was just with me, not a regular costumer.

Anna- Polish, brown and long hair, sometimes in a pony-tail
Face-8,0
Body-8,5
Performance-9,5
Attitude- 9,0


Then met Leoni, lovely brazilian but not my type and Jamilla, not my type either. I wanted to fuck Sidney, and it took a while till she got back to the room as she was with a second customer, no problem, I needed some rest also. Food was good but nothing extraordinary.

At that time I was already feeling confortable there, however this is a place of regular customers, one can easily notice that, even the customers seem to know each other.

SIDNEY- I am surprised there are no reports on her here, after I came from the trip I read something about one girl named INNA wearing boots, however Iam pretty sure her name is Sidney, she told me that and the other girls also called her by that, may be Inna is a shot form for Sidney... She is not new at Bernd’s either. She was wearing red warming boots, very sexy, she said she had problems with the cold… Blond, athletic, beautiful face, a ”modern”look, very attractive.

Session was pretty good again, but she does have a loose pussy. Again did not take advantage of the CIM extra, just forgot and came into pussy again.

SIDNEY, german, blond

Face-8,5
Body-8,5
Performance-8,5
Attitude-9,0

If you do not speak german, there is not much to do at Bernd's between sessions, so at about 10:00 pm I decided to go. By the way, they seem to close at 12:00, really a daily club. I liked Bernd’s however with all its reputation and fuss about it I expected more, do not know exactly what, but I did. Probably the greatest thing about this club is its regularity, it is probably very rare to have a bad session. I still have to go back there a few more times, with the full line-up and more sessions to get a better evaluation. But if I had not read anything about before going I would rate it as a good but average club, nothing extraordinary.

Trip report to be continued at the Cocoon trend.

Travelerb69.

Ripple67
04-30-08, 04:59
Fearing getting flamed here. But how much are sessions at Bernd's? I have read back five pages or so on this thread. But here are now 50+ pages for this club and I might not have the time to read them all before I head to Bonn and then to this legendary club in two weeks time.

Toscana
04-30-08, 09:33
No, we generally don't go in for flaming on this thread.

Standard sessions are EUR 50 for half an hour, which includes a CIM finish, if the girl offers this (most do).

Let us know how you get on.

Jackyo
04-30-08, 11:35
One thing- they watch the clock also, I was never rushed but in both sessions I did with Anna and later on with Sidney they warned me when there were only 5 minutes left. May be it was just with me, not a regular costumer.

I liked Bernd’s however with all its reputation and fuss about it I expected more, do not know exactly what, but I did. Probably the greatest thing about this club is its regularity, it is probably very rare to have a bad session. I still have to go back there a few more times, with the full line-up and more sessions to get a better evaluation. But if I had not read anything about before going I would rate it as a good but average club, nothing extraordinary.

Trip report to be continued at the Cocoon trend.

Travelerb69.
... that newbies start at this club.

They usually don't get what the fuss is about and why it has such a cult following.

But get a few more club visits under your belt and you'll see why it has the reputation that it does.

Its all about service at this club.

If you want only visuals, there are clubs which provide that but there are sometimes (not always) trade offs between visuals and service.

My last experience at Samya with Marlene is a good example of why visuals only don't work for me. Bildhuebsch as they say. She looks like she stepped out of a Playboy centerfold... but lackluster, cold and distant.

If you aren't abusive of the time the women do bend the rules considerably here and won't bill you for excess time in the room or on the couch. And lots of services for which they'd charge extra for at any other club are built into the standard pricing for a session.

Yes, parking in front of the house can get you into trouble.

Look forward to your report on Cocoon which used to be one of my favorite clubs.

Breadman
04-30-08, 14:25
If you do not speak german, there is not much to do at Bernd's between sessions, so at about 10:00 pm I decided to go. By the way, they seem to close at 12:00, really a daily club.

For those driving to Bernds and thinking about doing the same thing and leaving at 10pm...Finca Erotica is only 30 miles away and has a happy hour entry of 30euro's at 10pm until 11pm...they are open till 4am.

http://www.finca-erotica.de/cms/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=29&Itemid=38&lang=en

Travelerb69
04-30-08, 22:14
But get a few more club visits under your belt and you'll see why it has the reputation that it does.Its all about service at this club.


That's what I think also, Jackio, I will surely pay it a few more visits till I can get a real picture of it.





No, as I reported I parked exactly in front of Bernd’s since it was early and the woman at the counter said to be fine, I think the problem occurs when there is no space there and customers park elsewhere like in front of the neighbor’s entrance...


[QUOTE=Jackyo]
Look forward to your report on Cocoon which used to be one of my favorite clubs.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]
It is already there, think you will be very sad about it, someone here called my report "visit to great clubs of yesteryear"-from Cocoon I went also to Park Sauna that same night- and I found it quite appropriate, both clubs are history... But actually I enjoyed the visits, surely I go to the clubs mostly looking for good sex but no problem getting to some decadent places now and then(not often, of course), it is part of the fun...

Cheers, Travelerb69.

Euro100
05-01-08, 02:44
But get a few more club visits under your belt and you'll see why it has the reputation that it does.

Yes, I agree with this statement. The Hof is quite in your face, it is relatively small, and there is basically no place to withdraw to. So this can be a bit intense for the beginner. But ... like Jackyo points out, it grows on you.

Iseeu
05-01-08, 20:03
Then met Leoni, lovely brazilian but not my type and Jamilla, not my type either.
You missed out on 2 of the Bernd's stars. Why are they not your type? They are 2 of the most attractive women there.


SIDNEY- I am surprised there are no reports on her here, after I came from the trip I read something about one girl named INNA wearing boots, however Iam pretty sure her name is Sidney, she told me that and the other girls also called her by that, may be Inna is a shot form for Sidney... She is not new at Bernd’s either. She was wearing red warming boots, very sexy, she said she had problems with the cold… Blond, athletic, beautiful face, a ”modern”look, very attractive.
I have been going to Bernd's regularly for awhile, and have not come across any one named Sidney. Those uggi boots are Inna's (also known as "Mina") trademark- she never takes them off- so it must be her.

Meindorfer
05-01-08, 21:06
I have been going to Bernd's regularly for awhile, and have not come across any one named Sidney. Those uggi boots are Inna's trademark- she never takes them off- so it must be her.Sidney is the former 'Mina'.

And boots are her trademark too.

Meindorfer

Rob Raunch
05-01-08, 22:02
SIDNEY- I am surprised there are no reports on her here, after I came from the trip I read something about one girl named INNA wearing boots, however Iam pretty sure her name is Sidney, she told me that and the other girls also called her by that, may be Inna is a shot form for Sidney. She is not new at Bernd’s either. She was wearing red warming boots, very sexy, she said she had problems with the cold. Blond, athletic, beautiful face, a "modern"look, very attractive. Sidney = Minna (the cyber-girl in ugh-boots

I've been there regularly (maybe too? )

Mondays tend to be a little. Quiet on the girl-front at Bernd's (10-12). It is VERY hard to estimate the group of women that are there but Monday is the most difficult day. The rest of the week 16-18 women.

In my opinion you missed out on a lot of very attractive performers: Mara, Brandi (a little hard to approach but when she steps on the gas with you. WOEHA! ), Stella (the most unpredictable attendee, but a sweet little hoty). I could go on for hours.

Absolutely true; you will have to go to Schieferhof 28 a few times to look behind the facade and enjoy the subtle differences to other clubs.

Here looks are important (how can one NOT think Leonie, Jamilla, . Are stunners? ! ) but NOT the MOST important!

Service is number ONE!

Saw a new little asian girl there: Kim (nice! , did not session, maybe next time) Was there yesterday and the girls told me that there was a "large" division of American male's who were there for 3 days (Monday till Wednesday) so WE are expecting some hot and heavy reporting the next week?

Have fun,

Rob

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Travelerb69
05-01-08, 22:19
[QUOTE=Travelerb69]
Then met Leoni, lovely brazilian but not my type and Jamilla, not my type either.[QUOTE]
You missed out on 2 of the Bernd's stars. Why are they not your type? They are 2 of the most attractive women there.

Hi Iseeu, attraction is a very personal thing. Actually, I do not have a certain type of woman, may be blond or brunette, thin or fleshy, it depends, I just did not feel attracted to these two, contrary to Anna and Sidney(or Inna), I hope you will not force me to fuck them...



[QUOTE=Travelerb69]
[QUOTE]
I have been going to Bernd's regularly for awhile, and have not come across any one named Sidney. Those uggi boots are Inna's trademark- she never takes them off- so it must be her.

Blond almost bleached but not long hair, in a modern style, german, about 1,65/170, red boots, it is probably the same girl, either Inna is the short form for Sidney or she changed her name. I remember she told me she had been at Bernds for some time, was from Leipzig and had worked at Artemis(Berlin) before. Being a regular you will probably go there before I go again, please check that for us.

Best regards, Travelerb69.

Sexfan
05-02-08, 01:42
Sydney used to be called Mina!
She changed her working name when coming back from Artemis.

Jackyo
05-02-08, 14:59
I have been going to Bernd's regularly for awhile, and have not come across any one named Sidney. Those uggi boots are Inna's trademark- she never takes them off- so it must be her.
I've not had the pleasure as I'm not into that very lean look.

I like a chick with a bit of meat on her bones, nice curves. She needn't have large tits, just a nice ass. I've been with lots of women with nice pear shapes, Celine being one who comes to mind.

Katja though has it all: large round ones up front, large round ass. She would look obscene even fully dressed.

I saw her dressed in street clothes once on her way out of the Sankt Augustine-Meindorf club and commented to this effect. She laughed.

Iseeu
05-02-08, 16:30
Saw a new little asian girl there: Kim (nice! , did not session, maybe next time) Was there yesterday and the girls told me that there was a "large" division of American male's who were there for 3 days (Monday till Wednesday) so WE are expecting some hot and heavy reporting the next week?

Do you mean that it was open on Thursday, May 1? I didn't take the chance and drove to Finca instead where I briefly met those American guys at the bar jsut before they left (on their way to World to finish the night). They're 5 friends travelling together and told me they had been at Bernd's the previous day, and told me about Kim and how they passed her amongst themselves. They also gave me a good recommendation for Anita, a hot Polish blonde, and she was great. They know about ISG, but I didn't get the idea from them that they are "posters"...

Iseeu
05-02-08, 16:47
Hi Iseeu, attraction is a very personal thing. Actually, I do not have a certain type of woman, may be blond or brunette, thin or fleshy, it depends, I just did not feel attracted to these two, contrary to Anna and Sidney(or Inna), I hope you will not force me to fuck them...

I can think of worse punishments. If I do you'll thank me. The thing about Bernd's to remember is that once you learn the ropes, you are basically guaranteed excellent service and sessions. So personal attraction to a body type, facial features, hair color, ethnicity are somewhat less important here, unless you find her so loathsome that you can't be near her, and I doubt that Anyone could find Leonie and Jamilla, loathsome. I sued to avoid one of the Hof ladies, because she's more of a MILF type and I can always get those if I want without paying for it, until I used the above logic with her, and now I session with her regularly because she's amazing in bed and gives one of the best BBBJ with CIM in the business.


Blond almost bleached but not long hair, in a modern style, german, about 1,65/170, red boots, it is probably the same girl, either Inna is the short form for Sidney or she changed her name. I remember she told me she had been at Bernds for some time, was from Leipzig and had worked at Artemis(Berlin) before.
That's her- Inna aka Mina aka Sidney.

Travelerb69
05-02-08, 17:07
I've not had the pleasure as I'm not into that very lean look..


No Jackio, this Sidney/Inna has flesh, no Calista Flockhart type, different girl.

Sexfan
05-02-08, 17:34
That's her- Inna aka Mina aka Sidney.

Ina and Sydney/Mina are two different girls.

Both often wear boots.
Ina is usually wearing normal boots; Sydney/Mina often prefers fury boots.

Ina is small and very thin, has small A-cup tits, Calista Flockheart type as you say. She is normally working 2 or 3 days a week at Bernds, normally arriving at about 4 pm.

Sydney/Mina is taller, has B-cup tits. She has short blond hair now, she used to have long red hair. She is present at Bernds almost every day, starting at 1 pm.

Rob Raunch
05-02-08, 22:14
Do you mean that it was open on Thursday, May 1? Nope, I was there april 30th (but my postings are always delayed by the system here).

It was a special day: "Tanz in den Mai"; all girls were in "dessous", half the victoria secrets catalog was present.

I think it was VERY nice. Normally I always see these women naked!! now they had the chance to show how desirably they look with just a little piece of fabric on their bodies. BRRRRRRRR!

I mean, can you imagine how good a white set looks on the dark skin of Leonie? or how beautifull Katja looks in Polka-dots? of course Mara was clothed in her national color (orange) and Babsi=leopard-skin (what else would suit this milf best!)

Its always a pleasure to be there but this time an extra special feast for the eyes!

GRTZ, Rob

Mind Snatcher
05-12-08, 21:55
Has anyone had experience of a new Hungarian lady called Carmen? I met her last week and was absolutely bowled over - so much so that I had three sessions with her and ignored all the other charmers. Fantastic body and nice personality, just what I needed. On a different topic, accommodation is getting very difficult. Reuters has been fully booked weeks ahead the last few times I tried to get in, and I don't like driving as part of the fun at Bernd's is to enjoy the free booze. Fortunately there are plenty of other hotels a short taxi ride away, e.g. Landsknecht in Uckerath, and for those on a tight budget, the last bus into Hennef leaves at 10 pm.

Zing23
05-13-08, 19:21
I have been to the frankfurt fkk clubs, but I have always wanted to try the famous Bernd's, especially after my friend Routard described it for me.

But I only had 2 hours free while in Bonn and it took about 30 minutes to drive to the club and get checked in; I had to go out again and move my car from street parking to their parking lot further down the street.

Bernd's is small, it is intimate, it is great. I was given a tour by one of the girls who spoke English. She explained to me that the girls must wait for you to approach them; very nice. I showered and then checked out the 12 girls girls who were not busy. Not quite as beautiful on average as at Palace two days again, but several quite to my taste and all with good eye contact and smiles.

Monica

I spotted a girl sitting in the main lounge (really a small living room in this converted house) who had a really sweet look: good body, natural C cups, blue eyes, dark hair.

I drank my Coke Lite at the bar and surveyed the rest of the girls, always looking back at this one. She got up to go to the entry hall to say something to someone, or perhaps so I could see how nice a body she has. Excellent rear end. So as she came back into the room I said hello. She was a bit flustered because she doesn't speak English, only Hungarian and German. Her name is Monica.

I went to a sofa with MOnica and we tried to talk in my little german and her little english. it wasn't that difficult, as long as you don't worry about looking foolish.

Finally I lifted her hand in mine and said "zimmer?". I asked if they had music in the rooms; she said no. So she came with me while I detoured to my locker to pick up my zimmer bag with ipod, speakers, massage cream and condom. In the room I turned on some romantic latin music, started hugging and kissing her, where we left off from the sofa. I had intended to spend an hour with MOnica, or whatever time I felt like.

She went soon from DFK to BBBJ and back to kissing. I gave her a short massage to loosen her back, neck, calves and feet. I think she liked it.
She responded with more BBBJ, ball licking, very good technique. I responded with DATY. ALthough she was enjoying it, I think she faked an orgasm very professionally to move things along.

More BBBJ, then covered up, long vigorous cowgirl. I pulled her off me, thinking I might try another position or two. Instead, she slipped off my condom and finished me off with an awesome BBBJ.

I think we spent about 35 or 40 minutes, but she only charged me 50 euros. I showered, dressed and checked out - you pay at desk at the end. The hostess called Monica over, who said it was 50 euros and collected the money for herself (not thru the house). Cash only, no credit cards. Then showed me to the doors and gave me a goodbye kiss. Nice touch.

I think this is my favorite FKK club now.

-zing

Gfe Finder
05-28-08, 10:06
From memory those present were: Anna, Alina, Jamilla, Mara, Katja, Svenja, Leonie, Stella, Debbie, Tanja, Brandi, Sandra, Monika, Michelle, Rosa, and one girl whose name I did not catch.

From the Hotel Reuter it is a very short walk to the Hof ( 5 min. , if that.) I was one of the early arrivals at 5 until 1. Eventually, we were let in. I signed up for a massage with Sandra hoping to catch her before she’d run out of programs for the day. No such luck. It was (and always has been) a very nice massage and some playful kissing but nothing more, even when signing up first thing on the slowest day of the week.

Mara

She and I caught up with what we had been doing the past couple of months since we’ve seen each other. We continued with this in the room, and then all of a sudden she leaned in and jumped me! I didn’t mind at all, of course. After I recovered my breath, I went down on her, which she really got in to. I had one hand rubbing her pussy, the other playing with her nipples, and my tongue rubbing all over her labia. After she orgasmed (with tremendous intensity), she returned the favor by taking her time with a fantastic blowjob. When I was ready, she got on top of me, and after we had worked up a lot of sweat (now I know why she always brings a drink to the room when I go with her) I came. We talked for a few minutes more and then each headed off to the shower.

Anna

Whenever we’ve run into each other in the past, she’s always smiled at me, and when she was grinning at me from across the couch downstairs I had to come over to say hello. After some small talk in German, she touched her lips to mine, opened up her mouth, and then stuck her tongue in my mouth. She slid down on the couch to get easier access to my dick and started a slow, sensual blow job that brought me to nearly full attention. We then went off to the room where she started kissing me again, alternating between moving her tongue around in my mouth, and sucking on my lips. This action quickly became an addiction for both of us, as we continued for the hour we were together, and even afterwards outside the room! But later in the room, she got on top of me and we rubbed our bodies together. From her moaning, she seemed to be enjoying herself. We started the sex with her on top, and then rolled over (without my exiting! ) and I finished while looking into her eyes, both of us lost in ecstasy.

Katja

I found her in the upstairs bar and jumped at my chance. I put my arm around her waist and she responded by leaning over to kiss me. While doing this, she brushed her fingernails up and down my back and my sides, lingering when she could tell from my moans that she’d found a sensitive spot. "Zu Zimmer? " she asked. "Ja, bitte, " I replied. In the room, she started off with a blowjob, but put her inviting pussy up in the air. It was just begging for me to insert my finger, so that’s what I did. And boy was it tight! I was trying to motion for her to move her pussy over my head so I could begin 69, and when we did this, based on her moans she got really into it. Once we were both ready, she got on top, and after a while we moved to me on top. As we got more into it, I moved myself further up, much to her delight. It was here that we finished.

By the time Katja and I were done, it was surprisingly late. After showering up, and grabbing a beer for the road, I headed back. Despite it being dark and my being tipsy, the walk back presented no problem.

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Gfe Finder
05-28-08, 10:18
Present (and who I saw) were: Rosa, Jamilla, Anna, Alina, Babsi, Mara, Michelle, Katja, Leonie, Debbie, Stella, Tanja, Brandi, Monika, a new blond girl Lisa (just came in for a few hours, had an unshaven pussy), a girl who I did not recognize, and the masseuse.

I came in a little after 1 PM, and sat down for some lunch. After this I found and kept a mutual promise to

Mara and Babsi

Mara and I laid out on the bed and started kissing. Babsi jumped in, and not missing a beat started a blowjob. The two of them alternated between kissing me and blowing me. At one point, Mara decided to mount me reverse cowgirl. The combination of her tight pussy and Babsi’s expert tongue (she did more than just kiss, her tongue explored every crevice in my ear for instance) was just too much to take. I could feel my orgasm welling up within me and as it came out, I thrusted upwards as far, hard, and deeply into Mara as I could. After things calmed down, the three of us talked for a while afterwards and I got a sense of how playful these two can be on so many levels beyond sex when they team up.

Anna

There’s not much to say not because it wasn’t remarkable but rather precisely because it was. What actually happened probably wasn’t that much different from last time. Nonetheless, it was hard to remember last feeling so in sync with the rhythms of another person. As I write this, I’m trying to figure out why it worked so well for us. My only theory is that since we didn’t (and couldn’t) say much to each other in words, we had to rely on non-verbal communication. We tried to gauge each other’s feelings and reactions through a kiss, an embrace, a touch, a gentle stroke, some body contact, a longing gaze, a knowing smile and laugh. Since we were both on the same wavelength, we could employ and focus on the non-verbal aspects of communication to connect. In short, we didn’t say much because we didn’t have to.

Anna and I flirted a few times afterwards, but she had me too enthralled in the highest heights of ecstasy to think about another session. What’s amazing is that a day later she still does.

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Basketcase
05-30-08, 06:50
I think this is my favorite FKK club now.

Hi Zing23 and all others on this Bernds thread,

In the gerneral information thread I mused about NRW pricing for standard service and extras versus Hesse pricing for standard service and extras. NRW won out on pricing but less so on other aspects like the true FKk experience of totally naked girls.

It appears from the frank feedback that Bernds offers an alternative in that for four sessions it will cost €270 being €50 per session and €70 entritt but the sellign point is that CIM or COB is inclusive in the €50 price whereas CIM or COB is an extra elsewhere.

I am not sure what the status of anal is so any clarification on this sexual service is welcomed. I assume that it is extra.

Anyway the joke is that if CIM is my mojo and I am getting concerned about the pricing differential guiding my visits then Bernds may be the nirvana that I am seeking. One person even remarked "I forsee LBC taking up residence there."

I understand that Bernds is a smaller club and as such less choice in women in general but you only need 1-4 good girls to make your visit. Looking at teh website finally I can see from the picture =a lot of young leggy hard bodied women with various bust sizes. It looks good. If the number and calibre of women is as advertised in those website pictures then I may be in for a treat.

My entry points to Germany have been Frankfurt or Dusseldorf so there will be transfers required to get myself to Bernds.

Anway I just wanted to say I am joining this thread and expect to visit regardless of my fears of not speaking any German and taking into account the feedback that German enhances the experience since it is a place frequented by locals as opposed to tourists like me.

Kind regards

Londonbasketcase

Basketcase
05-30-08, 07:08
Hi All,

Just got reminded about a logistic issue. Bernds is not open weekends.

My visits to FKKs and saunaclubs tend to be weekends as I am working during the usual work week. I do use annual leave but there is only so much of that available. I was hoping to do it one Saturday but this does not look like a goer.

My next time I am in Germany mid week between Monday to Friday is 17-18 June flying into Dusselfdorf and the other is 27 June (over a long weekend of 27-29 June) into Frankfurt am Main. The intention of 17-18 June was visits to Goldentime by hire car. My visit of 27-29 June was for Oase but I have made plans to met another member of ISG there that weekend (unless I can convince him to come to Bernds as well and share transport costs as he is also coming into Frankfurt am Main).

After this the next time I am free midweek and in Germany is late July for one day. I am suppose to be working the normal week - not spending time in FKKs and when I do work I am too tired (showing my age) to be making my way to FKKs for late evening visits.

As for getting there it seems Bernds is closer to Dusseldorf than Frankfurt being in the East of NRW which indicates I should make use of my hire car and closer entry point of Dusseldorf.

Hotels I understand would be the Reuter which is local to the area.

My next window is late July for one day on a Friday.

Anyway I cannot make my way to Bernds that quickly. My thanks to you all.

Kind regards

Londonbasketcase

Ekliges Lauern
05-30-08, 07:33
LBC,

If I were you, I would not make Berndts a special destination, unless you just want to experience it for the historical perspective. Berndts is all about service and price, at the expense of facilities and appearance of the women.

If your goal is to make sure you never pay a woman more than 50E, then Berndts is your place (never mind the entance fee is higher than other clubs). If you are looking for great service with great looking women, suggest F39 over Berndts any day.

Cheers,
Radler

Basketcase
05-30-08, 07:44
If I were you, I would not make Berndts a special destination, unless you just want to experience it for the historical perspective. Berndts is all about service and price, at the expense of facilities and appearance of the women.

Radler, thank you for the advice. I think I picked up your themes throughout the Bernds thread that the place is small and that the women are not uniformly of the usual Penthouse quality you see in some of the more frequently visited FKKs.

I know I am still hung up on visuals for girls and price is just one factor in my considerations. I think the drive is that I hear so much about Bernds and that it provides excellent service for the standard €50 fee. That feedback is too good to miss out on trying.


If your goal is to make sure you never pay a woman more than 50E, then Berndts is your place (never mind the entance fee is higher than other clubs). If you are looking for great service with great looking women, suggest F39 over Berndts any day.

No, my intention is not to pay a girl no more than €50. I feel €50 is an excellent price for what you get. Extremely good value for money even if all you get is CBJ and covered sex as that is 15 minutes of more time than in Amsterdam's RLD.

Radler, maybe you can show me F39 when you are next in town. Sounds good.

Regards

Londonbasketcase

Ekliges Lauern
05-30-08, 07:50
I know I am still hung up on visuals for girls and price is just one factor in my considerations. I think the drive is that I hear so much about Bernds and that it provides excellent service for the standard €50 fee. That feedback is too good to miss out on trying.

I doubt that you would find much to your taste at Berndts, but by all means, I encourage you to find out for yourself.

Jackyo
05-30-08, 10:34
If your standard is visuals only, you probably shouldn't go.

That isn't what this place is about.

Its about the Stimmung, the anything-goes athmosphere, the debauchery, the banter.

This club and the girls have a cult following but its not because the women are like centerfolds.

Most newbies visit and will write back that they don't understand what the fuss was about. I have to admit I didn't understand it either at first (but this is because its sister club at Sankt Augustine-Meindorf back then was an even more relaxed and "anything goes" kind of a place).

I had to have a couple of very mediocre experiences with Optikficks to realize that its not her looks that make a difference but her service orientation and, as the Germans put it, her Ausstrahlung or her aura.

Some guys visit these clubs and look for generic women. The women at this club aren't generic. They have personalities, some of which are quite complex. The one thing they all have is a service ethic which is unusual.

Ekliges Lauern
05-30-08, 17:23
If your standard is visuals only, you probably shouldn't go.

I actually like a mix of attractiveness, good service and chemistry. I also like a wide variety of women. Berndts women just didn't do it for me. Appearance-wise I thought the line-up was little better than your average Laufhaus.

Service-wise, I've had some good and some mechanical at Berndts. I've had consistently better service at F39. Service-wise, I found Berndts to be not as good as repeating with my regulars at other clubs.


Its about the Stimmung, the anything-goes athmosphere, the debauchery, the banter.

Well, as far as anything goes, the Kinos are rocking at GT and Oase. Couch action still exists at F39. Plenty of banter at other clubs if you develop a rapport with the women.


Most newbies visit and will write back that they don't understand what the fuss was about. I have to admit I didn't understand it either at first (but this is because its sister club at Sankt Augustine-Meindorf back then was an even more relaxed and "anything goes" kind of a place).

Oldbies too. I've been doing this for many years and th place still leaves me dry. I pop in Berndts every year or two just to check up, but still find it way over-rated. Suspect the people that rave abouth Berndts are the anti-extra crowd because of the inclusive pricing.


I had to have a couple of very mediocre experiences with Optikficks to realize that its not her looks that make a difference but her service orientation and, as the Germans put it, her Ausstrahlung or her aura.

We've all been there and done that. There are other ways of dealing with that than resorting to Berndts. Like develop radar, talk to the women, develop a rapport, repeat with the one's you like and our reward good service with an occassional extra or extended time.


Some guys visit these clubs and look for generic women. The women at this club aren't generic. They have personalities, some of which are quite complex. The one thing they all have is a service ethic which is unusual.

Umm, Berndts women are any less generic than other clubs? There are interesting and complex women at other clubs as well. You just have to talk to a number of different women. Spent this morning with a quite interesting and complex woman at another club. As far as service level, I have run into processors at Berndts as well. Princess comes to mind, but there have been others. On the other hand, I found some women to be great. Svetla come to mind.

Jackyo
05-31-08, 21:24
Umm, Berndts women are any less generic than other clubs? There are interesting and complex women at other clubs as well. You just have to talk to a number of different women. Spent this morning with a quite interesting and complex woman at another club. As far as service level, I have run into processors at Berndts as well. Princess comes to mind, but there have been others. On the other hand, I found some women to be great. Svetla come to mind.
.. there is sub-segment of those of us who frequent these places who would prefer that the women not have any personalities or names. This forum is full of postings where the poster doesn't go beyond a physical description: "I banged a tall blonde with the large tits.. then skinny brunette.. and then a circumferentially challenge blackhaired chick."

Yes, there are very complex women at all clubs. I've met quite a few myself.

As several of us have written before, we don't go to Bernds for visuals only. The women are attractive enough but have a girl next door quality. Its the level of services that has us returning to the place and when we write reports we describe sessions with real women one can actually find if one drops in on the place: Katja, Monika, Mara, Anna, Svenja, etc..

They are almost brand names on their own, have their own individual cult followings.

One reason I'm not fond of the Fickfabriken is that I never ever find the same women when I return to them. I am just not there at often. They are way too transitory for my taste.

And yes, you can have a so-so session at Bernds too.

There were postings on the RF which surface every now and then about how the regulars get very good treatment but non-regulars don't.

And yes, that fake moaning is a distraction and turnoff for me too.

Ekliges Lauern
05-31-08, 22:53
.. there is sub-segment of those of us who frequent these places who would prefer that the women not have any personalities or names. This forum is full of postings where the poster doesn't go beyond a physical description: "I banged a tall blonde with the large tits.. then skinny brunette.. and then a circumferentially challenge blackhaired chick."

As someone who forgets names after 20+ sessions in over a week, it doesn't mean we prefer women to have no personalities. I generally focus on the sexual aspects in my writings, but like to converse with the ladies to develop some chemistry. Often they share personal information I would not dream of sharing as it could potentially be identifying. Someone once posted the real first name and day job of a lady in the forum. Given that her nationality is not at all common in Germany, it could be identifying to someone who knew her outside of the club. This is why I tend to share little to no details of conversations and pillow talk.

As far as my criticism of Berndts, after watching so many guys who don't visit the place come into the Palace forum and take a good long [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140), I thought turn about is fair play. Taking out my Schwanz and taking a good long satisfying [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) all over the Berndts forum felt kind of nice. But best I go back to my nice (if perverted) guy persona and bow out and leave you to your filthy pleasures at Berndts. I guess what I don't get about Berndts is the visual quality of the women is on par with what we can get for free from the non-working girls. But I shall open my mouth no more in the Berndts forum.

Jackyo
06-01-08, 01:02
I am of the belief that negative criticism of Bernds should be encouraged.

The needs of most guys are best met at the larger clubs anyway.

And I've worried off and on that too many tourists making a bee line to this club would change its athmosphere and that this change wouldn't be for the better.

PT Mettmann is in a different situation. (No, Bernds girls are not anywhere near the standards of PT Mettmann.)

Every now and then someone will decide they want to go visit PT Mettmann. They come back from a visit and post negative reviews of the place despite the fact that plastered all over the PT Mettmann thread are warnings that the women won't meet certain visual or age standards.

On the other hand, I have absolutely no concerns about whether PT Mettmann "girls" can take on all comers so anyone so inclined to test that club out should go do so without hesitation. Just line up and you'll be serviced. Its almost as simple as getting your oil changed.

Breadman
06-01-08, 15:35
As far as my criticism of Berndts, after watching so many guys who don't visit the place come into the Palace forum and take a good long [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140), I thought turn about is fair play. Taking out my Schwanz and taking a good long satisfying [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) all over the Berndts forum felt kind of nice.

Do you have issue's with others making negative comments about Palace?

Basketcase
06-01-08, 19:56
I actually like a mix of attractiveness, good service and chemistry. I also like a wide variety of women. Berndts women just didn't do it for me. Appearance-wise I thought the line-up was little better than your average Laufhaus.

Nonetheless, given its status and reputation I will at some stage make my way to Bernds. Maybe we can go together and maybe my Deutsch will be much more improved than the current 10 words I know?

For this visit I will have to look for inner beauty I think.


Service-wise, I've had some good and some mechanical at Berndts. I've had consistently better service at F39. Service-wise, I found Berndts to be not as good as repeating with my regulars at other clubs.

If the service is as good as what is described then this palce will be value for money. So far in London the best deal I have had is the stag show finales where for GBP1 coin to the girl she will suck your cock to completion along with the other 30 attendees who are lined up behind you to have a go too. Then there are the swinger couples that let you do it with their wives and girlfriends. These girls are not young 20 something hard bodies but non working girls come into to enjoy all the horny men at the stag show that have been teased for the last 4 hours (this part costs money) and have boners that they cannot use. Then the stag girls annouce the finale and you all line up (very British) for your BBBJ if she trusts you or CBJ if you does not know you. I get BBBJ because I am so well known and always clean. All this entertainment for GBP1 at the end of the party.


Well, as far as anything goes, the Kinos are rocking at GT and Oase. Couch action still exists at F39. Plenty of banter at other clubs if you develop a rapport with the women.

I can vouch for this. Best and longest session I had was in the Oase kino for 1 hour with a Balkans blond. We changed and alternated between different positons on the couch - oral then sex, moochie licking and fingering, more oral, more sex, rest while fondling her, then oral and more sex. A hot sweaty session that only a GF can provide was had.

Cheers,

LBC

Ekliges Lauern
06-02-08, 04:08
Nonetheless, given its status and reputation I will at some stage make my way to Bernds. Maybe we can go together and maybe my Deutsch will be much more improved than the current 10 words I know?

Going to have to take a pass. By all means go and see for yourself. I just hate to waste an FKK day on Berndts.

Ekliges Lauern
06-02-08, 04:13
Do you have issue's with others making negative comments about Palace?

Not at all, if they actually go to the club.

It is the crowd that either never went or stop going years ago, but just won't let it go.

Latest manifestation was the great upcharging conspiracy, where supposedly sweet innocent new FKK girls who live to fuck and suck for 50 Euro in the time honored German FKK tradition are being forced by the Romanian sharks to overcharge.

I like real reports, the good and the bad, but the holy anti-Palace crusade has gotten out of hand.

Basketcase
06-02-08, 06:44
Going to have to take a pass. By all means go and see for yourself. I just hate to waste an FKK day on Berndts.

Radler,

Okay, thanks for the frank reply. Getting there is going to be a purposeful side event as all my prebooked visits are tailored to quick in and out Dutch border NRW or Frankfurt trips.

We shall see,

Londonbasketcase

Iseeu
06-03-08, 01:22
I actually like a mix of attractiveness, good service and chemistry. I also like a wide variety of women. Berndts women just didn't do it for me. Appearance-wise I thought the line-up was little better than your average Laufhaus.

Service-wise, I've had some good and some mechanical at Berndts. I've had consistently better service at F39. Service-wise, I found Berndts to be not as good as repeating with my regulars at other clubs.

Well, as far as anything goes, the Kinos are rocking at GT and Oase. Couch action still exists at F39. Plenty of banter at other clubs if you develop a rapport with the women.

Oldbies too. I've been doing this for many years and th place still leaves me dry. I pop in Berndts every year or two just to check up, but still find it way over-rated. Suspect the people that rave abouth Berndts are the anti-extra crowd because of the inclusive pricing.

We've all been there and done that. There are other ways of dealing with that than resorting to Berndts. Like develop radar, talk to the women, develop a rapport, repeat with the one's you like and our reward good service with an occassional extra or extended time.

Umm, Berndts women are any less generic than other clubs? There are interesting and complex women at other clubs as well. You just have to talk to a number of different women. Spent this morning with a quite interesting and complex woman at another club. As far as service level, I have run into processors at Berndts as well. Princess comes to mind, but there have been others. On the other hand, I found some women to be great. Svetla come to mind.
As a Bernd's fan, I certainly have no issue with someone bashing it. That's why this forum exists- for a free, impartial, open discussion of the intricacies of this hobby. Where else can we do that?

I have some issues with the points that you make.
1) The main point that you raise is that the women there's fewer women and they are less attractive. Yes, it's a small club and so the selection is smaller, but Leonie, Jamilla, Anna, Sake, Stella, Mara could work in any of the big clubs and have a loyal following. The selection is very diverse, but again smaller. But to compare it with an average laufthaus? Have you been to a laufthaus lately?

2) If you're a regular at Bernd's the service is uniformly very good. As always, chemistry will come into play, but at the Hof, there is a standard service which is way above the standard service at any club. When I read that some SP at other clubs, charge for kissing and GFE, I feel sorry for the monger who shells out those Euros and thinks that he got a great deal. Believe me, I can afford the extras, and when I visit other clubs, I happily pay out. But paying for kissing and touching? That's just a scam. No scams at Bernd's. An SP who tries it would be booted out the same day. And I have to take issue with your branding of Princess as a processor. Her legions of fans, who rued the day that she stopped working, would also take serious issue.

3) As an "oldbie", I've developed pretty good antenna and my own skill for finding the right SP ( the eyes, the eyes). And I love the thrill of the hunt. I'm pretty sure that I could find SP to be with at most of the clubs. Although I come to Germany a couple of times a month, I don't always find time to play. I like to mix up my adventures and go to big clubs and small clubs, party treff, swingersclubs, RLD, private parties, and laufthauses. In the end, when there's only time for one club to go to, I much prefer going to a club that is consistent with a stable lineup of tried and trusted SP. Why accept economy seats if you're being offered first class service?

4) I don't bash Palace, because I've stopped going there. I also almost never go to World. I haven't been to Freudenberger in more than a year, but hope to be there tomorrow, after your positive report. Without current data to base my observations, I will not comment on many of the reports from those clubs. I'm not blind to the facts and I have my own criticisms of Bernd's which I voice when proper to the management. If you feel that you have enough personal experience there, go ahead and bash the Hof. I look forward to the free exchange of opinions that makes this forum so great.

Ekliges Lauern
06-04-08, 02:47
I have some issues with the points that you make.
1) The main point that you raise is that the women there's fewer women and they are less attractive. Yes, it's a small club and so the selection is smaller, but Leonie, Jamilla, Anna, Sake, Stella, Mara could work in any of the big clubs and have a loyal following. The selection is very diverse, but again smaller. But to compare it with an average laufthaus? Have you been to a laufthaus lately?

If you read my club visit reports in the other forums, you will see I like a wide variety of women. I usually session with an average of three women per club visit. Assuming you have chemistry with only about half the women you desire, that means I need about six women that I want to session with to make for a good club visit. Of the women you mention, I'm only familiar with Mara, who when I visited was constantly busy and hence no chance of actually sessioning with her. Let's just say I found the line-up wanting for optuions every time I have visited Berndts.

And yes, I have been to a Laufhaus lately (well, within three months at least). I enjoy window shopping but by and large do not indulge. Appearancewise, Babsi would be right at home.


2) If you're a regular at Bernd's the service is uniformly very good. As always, chemistry will come into play, but at the Hof, there is a standard service which is way above the standard service at any club. When I read that some SP at other clubs, charge for kissing and GFE, I feel sorry for the monger who shells out those Euros and thinks that he got a great deal. Believe me, I can afford the extras, and when I visit other clubs, I happily pay out. But paying for kissing and touching? That's just a scam.

And I get uniformly high level of service with my regulars at other clubs as well. Only difference is I pay an FT bonus of 50E in Hessen and 20-25E in NRW. Suggest you read my report of sessions I had with Mia and Yasmina at Oase, Alexandra in GT and Sophie in Freude and explain to me again how Berndts is so much better.

As far as the scam extras, never happened to me. I've had one attempt at time banditry at Oase (refused to pay) and one women wanting a 100E FT bonus at Palace (declined to award the bonus). The scams are pretty much a non-issue with me. While no doubt scams do occur, half of the stories seem to be of the variety "a friend told me" or "I have it on good authority from an ex-(fill in the blank) girl".


3) As an "oldbie", I've developed pretty good antenna and my own skill for finding the right SP ( the eyes, the eyes). And I love the thrill of the hunt. I'm pretty sure that I could find SP to be with at most of the clubs. Although I come to Germany a couple of times a month, I don't always find time to play. I like to mix up my adventures and go to big clubs and small clubs, party treff, swingersclubs, RLD, private parties, and laufthauses. In the end, when there's only time for one club to go to, I much prefer going to a club that is consistent with a stable lineup of tried and trusted SP. Why accept economy seats if you're being offered first class service?

When in Germany, I confine myself to FKKs and Sauna clubs. Laufhauses are a little down market for my taste. The all you can fuck PT model doesn't appeal to me any more that a cheap Chinese restaurant all you can eat buffet. If I only had one day to play in Germany, at this point I would probably go to Oase or GT. To claim other clubs are economy seats and Berndts is first class is laughable (unless Berndts is one of those airlines with an old tired first class product that should have been upgraded to a more modern version more than ten years ago.


4) I don't bash Palace, because I've stopped going there. I also almost never go to World. I haven't been to Freudenberger in more than a year, but hope to be there tomorrow, after your positive report. Without current data to base my observations, I will not comment on many of the reports from those clubs. I'm not blind to the facts and I have my own criticisms of Bernd's which I voice when proper to the management. If you feel that you have enough personal experience there, go ahead and bash the Hof. I look forward to the free exchange of opinions that makes this forum so great.

I commend you for not joining the mindless vocal anti-Palace crowd.

Euro100
06-04-08, 14:12
I can only agree with Jackyo: Too much praise for the Hof may hurt, because it's a small club, and we don't want it overrun with huge male crowds. So I welcome Radler's post. The Hof is certainly not for everyone.

I just was there again last week and had stellar sessions with Leonie and Leila. Will report when I have a bit more time.

Jackyo
06-06-08, 03:34
Yes, they do tend to say that, but get rather defensive when I point out a number of the women at Berndts at least appearance-wise would fit comfortably into the Laufhaus environment or point out the claims on the service level are somewhat exaggerated.

That said, there are two good reasons to visit Berndts: 1) for historical purposes (we all do owe this club a debt for its place in monger history) 2) budgetary purposes (you like an FT finish but don't like to pay for it as an extra).
This way people can find it and then judge for themselves.

My next project, by the way, is to find a positive report written about Palace on the RF, copy it and translate it for the Palace thread. Don't hold your breath though. This is going to be tough one.

Ekliges Lauern
06-06-08, 13:32
My next project, by the way, is to find a positive report written about Palace on the RF, copy it and translate it for the Palace thread. Don't hold your breath though. This is going to be tough one.

I think about half the participants of this forum read German, so I'm not really sure it is necessary. If we want the RF perspective, we can easily get it. Might as well start translating Youpie and Ice Bears reports while you are at it.

Boomer10
06-06-08, 13:41
Radler,

A week ago you said,


I shall open my mouth no more in the Berndts forum.Any chance you're actually going to this, or should I just add you to my ignore list?

Boomer10

Jackyo
06-06-08, 14:11
I think about half the participants of this forum read German, so I'm not really sure it is necessary. If we want the RF perspective, we can easily get it. Might as well start translating Youpie and Ice Bears reports while you are at it.
... a positive report on Palace written by the natives probably doesn't exist.

Maybe I'll be proven wrong.

Ekliges Lauern
06-06-08, 14:14
... a positive report on Palace written by the natives probably doesn't exist.

Maybe I'll be proven wrong.

When is the last time you visited Palace? Why do you care?

For the record, my last visit to Berndts was March 2008.

Plenty of good and and bad reports on Palace in the Palace thread.

Iseeu
06-06-08, 14:54
Plenty of good and and bad reports on Palace in the Palace thread.
Yes there are. The point is, how many reports can you find on the Bernd's thread that are like this one posted yesterday on the Palace thread; http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=751787

As the author points out:"I remember from my previous visits that the SP's where very fair and some of the appeal of the FKK (for me) has been the no-bullshit-atmosphere."

That is a big part of the appeal, and sadly, the prevalent attitude that it's Ok for the SP to fudge on service, charge extra for standard services that should be included in the basic session fee, and denigrate the standard service by interrupting it to make commercials for upsells, could ruin the whole FKK world if it spreads to other houses.

We should not support houses that allow this with our business, just as I would not give my business to a barber who would tell me once I'm shampooed and in the chair, that he''ll cut the front, but the sides and back will cost extra. That's why I stopped going to Palace and others and began giving the bulk of my FKK business to Bernd's, which is the last bastion preserving the old time service ethic.

I promise that this will be the last time that I weigh in on this issue. Radler- let's agree to disagree...

Meindorfer
06-06-08, 16:32
From another forum, written today by a guy after visiting "Oase"

"Overall i still prefer bernds as the girls dont approach you, its more hardcore, more couch action, all the girls have great attitude, offers better threesomes as all the girls gel in well with eachother and you can converse with other hobbyists (even though i dont speak any german at all) and lastly i dont fancy standing in a queue for food or going to the lockers to pay up immediately after a session.
Hope you will be able to get a taste of it yourself. "

Meindorfer

Xavier Yves
06-06-08, 22:04
guys,

I know it's 70 euro for the the entrace to Bernd's and 50 euro cover half an hour even with CIF.

But what would be the cost for supplementary 30 mins? 25 euro or 50?

Gfe Finder
06-06-08, 23:17
guys,

I know it's 70 euro for the the entrace to Bernd's and 50 euro cover half an hour even with CIF.

But what would be the cost for supplementary 30 mins? 25 euro or 50?

50 Euro per additional half hour

F Nature
06-08-08, 20:15
I've only been to Bernds once, but to me this place was a turn-off.

Too cramped, especially the changing area, dirty shower sandals and then the other guests, many of them had bad body odour. Not very nice.

This place could also do with a renovation, I've never seen such a crummy club.

It's simply not a fresh and sexy environment!

As for the women and the sex, maybe I was unlucky but my two sessions I had was just average, I've had much better experiences at other clubs.

So to me the supposedly superior service level at this place felt really over-rated.

Jackyo
06-09-08, 10:51
I've only been to Bernds once, but to me this place was a turn-off.

Too cramped, especially the changing area, dirty shower sandals and then the other guests, many of them had bad body odour. Not very nice.

This place could also do with a renovation, I've never seen such a crummy club.

It's simply not a fresh and sexy environment!

As for the women and the sex, maybe I was unlucky but my two sessions I had was just average, I've had much better experiences at other clubs.

So to me the supposedly superior service level at this place felt really over-rated.
Let's get more of these posted here.

If you are looking for great facilities, your needs are better met at the larger clubs anyway.

The club does need a renovation. It looks like its stuck in the 1970s.

There used to a small indoor pool downstairs where the small rooms are. The sauna downstairs also used to be where the bar now is then it was moved to the back.

The dining area used to be have a small doorless room and a sitting area just outside it. The small room had mirrors so you could sit on the couch just outside it and hear and see everything which took place inside the room.

It is small and cramped. And the outside area is the size of a postage stamp.

That having been said, my short career visiting clubs started in 99. I've seen clubs rise and fall (and close) or be rebranded but this is the only one from that time period I still return to visit.

Herne-Horsthausen, closed. Atlantis, closed. Sankt Augustine-Meindorf, closed. Wildenrath, declined. Babylon, declined (but hoping it will rebound). Wiago, declined. Tropicana, rebranded. La Bedo, off the radar screen. Fantasyland, closed (moved, became Finca). Inge's in Dormagen, rebranded. Cocoon, hoping this isn't in a decline.

I don't go because of the decor or the physical facilities.

Euro100
06-10-08, 04:04
OK, not that great, all by itself, I admit.

Yes, they could do with a serious renovation. But then again, its fine with me if they invest the money they could have put into renovation instead into alcoholic beverages.

In any case, the whole club is "small town" to the extreme. And some of us like it that way.

By the way, I do admit that about half of the Hof girls are in the "no friggen way" category for me. So what, I just boink the other half.

Jackyo
06-10-08, 13:28
As I've said before, Martha Stewart would have a massive coronary if she ever visited this club and that wouldn't be because of the goings-on but rather the decor.

I've always been a fan of Polish women but she falls into a quite different category than the Polish women I am used to meeting: a lifestyle dominatrix, if you will.

Jackyo
06-14-08, 11:21
No!!!

Too easy....

Must resist urge.

But I promised no more on the subject.

Ber.. (one hand stopping the other from typing the obvious)
Just to move this to where it belongs.

Mind Snatcher
06-22-08, 11:32
My second visit this year. Had hoped to meet up with Carmen, who did it for me (repeately) on the occasion of my last visit, in May. But she had the week off. Yes, there are irritating things about Bernd's, such as the cramped washing facilities, the lack of a pool or jacuzzi (ther was a small pool in the garden last year), the closing at weekends, etc. I am also put off by the geriatric appearance of some clients, and the many overweight types with their alpine beer-bellies. You just have to focus on the ladies and all will be well. Managed three in a row, punctuated by a Kölsch and whisky each time. Firt Ilona from Lithuania, very lithe, slim and athletic body. Next the ever-reliable Anna from Poland, a bit more flesh on her, always a delight to be with. Finally it was a newish girl with short, raven-black hair and a natural look to her. Also Polish, Natalie or Natasha by name. An excellent experience, one of the best ever. Plenty of good food and booze. No, I don't drive. Take a taxi from Hennef, from where there are also plenty of buses (to Uckerath) which stop almost at the door.

Another curious feature is that the place is divided into two levels, each favoured by certain girls. Smoking should be restricted to one of these areas, but this is Germany! Many girls cuddle up to you on the couches, but there are some (e.g. Jamila) who hog the bar stools downstairs, making it more difficult to sample the goods before committing yorself.

Fats
06-23-08, 01:44
Another curious feature is that the place is divided into two levels, each favoured by certain girls. Smoking should be restricted to one of these areas, but this is Germany!

I asked Connie about this the last time I was there. I was suprised they didn't have a designated smoking area like the cancer booth at the Palace. The smoking restrictions are on the way and downstairs is the designated smoking area. And for those who know her, she didn't seem to pleased about it either!

Excess
06-24-08, 16:22
I asked Connie about this the last time I was there.... The smoking restrictions are on the way ..... And for those who know her, she didn't seem to pleased about it either!

Thanks Fats, I needed this one.

Woofiee
07-02-08, 22:09
I've always been a fan of Polish women but she falls into a quite different category than the Polish women I am used to meeting: a lifestyle dominatrix, if you will.You've obviously never lived with one. This seems about right (but they are sweet while they tell you "no...now my way...")

Not that it was a bad trade-off in any way.

Marlow
07-03-08, 13:57
..I might venture to suggest that part of the reason why girls at certain clubs are cutting corners and getting away with it, is because (some) visitors from outside Germany are so overwhelmed by what they get that ripping them off is child's play for the girl? As Jackyo points out finding a good word about Palace for example on the German boards is like looking for the Dodo. Yet here it's a rave place. Bernd's is much loved by all, but those here who say it's a bit of a dump are right while the girls are by and large good - sometimes large and good! It can also be mediocre, but being rude about Bernd's is rather like being rude about someone's mum.

Iseeu
07-03-08, 20:47
As of July 1st smoking is not permitted in the upstairs lounge or zimmers. The wonderfully ventilated downstairs lounge is the designated smoking area. Yesterday, even the smokers were taking refuge in the backyard in between the rainstorms. I can only imagine what it will be like in the cellar during the wintertime when it will be too cold to open up the windows.
Apparently, this new law has exceptions- as Connie repeatedly lit up behind the upstairs bar. Leave it to Connie to spit in the face of the law...

George Bickham
07-03-08, 21:23
I'm planning a visit to the Hof later this month and have couple of quesions.

Can anyone give brief descriptions of Svenja and Carmen, please? I have read good reports but never seen them.

Also, does anyone know if Sake is still there? Does she still work Tuesday and Thursday?

Any other recommendations amongst new arrivals?

Peter
07-04-08, 22:27
sake is working at babylon in elsdorf

http://babylon-privatclub.info/cms/front_content.php?idart=64&idcat=2&lang=1&client=1

don't go if you expect some of the more risky services that really do seem to be rampant in hof, but I can tell you her service is very good.

Excess
07-07-08, 19:24
Once in while, you hear that the Sun is getting up in the West and setting in the East, or water flows up hill.

Just about the same sensation felt when reading on the ijsberen and youppie forums that one of the world's constants has moved. Indeed, it seems that Brandy has left Bernd's and is now to be found at Club M(anuela) in Rheinbach run by Ela formerly of Bernd's.

Reason for the move said to be a disagreement with other members of the Bernd's bench/couch team. And the Sky will be green tomorrow and Connie will explain that she has quit smoking with a smile .....

http://www.club-manuela.de/pages/maedels.htm

Jackyo
07-08-08, 22:13
I'm planning a visit to the Hof later this month and have couple of quesions.

Can anyone give brief descriptions of Svenja and Carmen, please? I have read good reports but never seen them.

Any other recommendations amongst new arrivals?
I just was with Svenja and saw Carmen there last Wednesday.

Svenja is small, about 5'4". She weighs about 110 lbs at most, smallish tits. Long black hair, very fair. She never gets there before 4 PM. I asked her it if is because she has to drop her kids off (or attend to something like that) but she just simply said wanted to have time to herself to do other things other than hang out at the club all day. She is constantly booked. I looked up and saw her just after she had arrived and poof, she was gone. I didn't know if I had seen a vision. Fata Morgana was what I called her. She laughed. She's funny and good to talk to. You may have to mention to her you want to get in line for an appointment. She will come to you when she is free.

Carmen is about the same height and weight as Svenja, maybe a little taller. Shoulder length jet black hair. She has a very nice face: cute as a button. She and Monika spoke every now and then in Hungarian and that is how I figured out she is Hungarian. Anna sat across from me on the couch and would mimic what they both said. Hungarian is totally unintelligible. I arrived at the club when Carmen arrived too. Her boyfriend dropped her off in a car with Bonn plates.

I had a good time with Denise who I'd never met before. She is about 5'6", weighs about 115 lbs, is from Koeln-Kalk. She was sunbathing outside when I spotted her. She is a brunette, I think. Nice girl next door. She is game for just about anything, would get onto a recliner with you and rub herself against you if you wanted.

Other women who were there: Babsi, Michelle, Tanja, Mara, Rosa (Bulgarian, half Greek), Alina (thin, tall blonde), Monika, Anna (who I had wanted to session with), Jamila (I think her feet and hands are too big: I have a thing for women with small feet and hands). There was also a small round Turkish chick there but I didn't get her name. Katja was not there and someone already wrote below that Brandi has moved to Club M.

The one surprise was running into Jenny, the former Eleni of Samya. She recognized me and I, of course, recognized her. She's been back at Bernds all of three weeks, if I remember correctly. She hasn't been back to Samya since the renovation. This chick was always booked at Samya. She's very much at home at Bernds.

I am probably forgetting other women who were there. I may revise this if I can find my list.

Iseeu
07-09-08, 01:40
I just was with Svenja and saw Carmen there last Wednesday.
I missed Jackyo by a day, spending Thursday afternoon and evening. It was a miserable rainy summer day as only Germany can supply, with intermittent storms so I missed out on the backyard "excitement". I had planned to session with Svenja that day but she had the day off.

Carmen is about the same height and weight as Svenja, maybe a little taller. Shoulder length jet black hair. She has a very nice face: cute as a button. She and Monika spoke every now and then in Hungarian and that is how I figured out she is Hungarian.
And she gives a great Bernd's quality session. She was my first of the day, filling my "something new" slot and we clicked. She seemed to have good rapport with Monica and I was thinking of ending my day with a 3-some with the 2 of them, but hesitated for too long and she was drafted into someone else's 3-some, so I had to "settle" for just Monica, the original Hungarian hoover, and her prostrate massage.


Other women who were there: Babsi, Michelle, Tanja, Mara, Rosa (Bulgarian, half Greek), Alina (thin, tall blonde), Monika, Anna (who I had wanted to session with), Jamila (I think her feet and hands are too big: I have a thing for women with small feet and hands). There was also a small round Turkish chick there but I didn't get her name. Katja was not there and someone already wrote below that Brandi has moved to Club M.

The lineup Thursday was: Alina, Anna, Babsi, Debbie (session #2), Denise, Jamilla, Katja, Mara ("something tried and true" slot), Michelle, Monica, Rosa, Stella, Tanya and the other MILF whose name I always forget.

Great as always...

Monger Jim
07-12-08, 19:45
not just a "first time," but first time for a english-speaking-only guy.

special thanks to a couple of gentlemen who helped with my entry instructions, upon my arrival. they admirably translated both monica's introduction, as well as a few of my questions -- "danke."

nothing i can add to this thread's already-rich club info (thanks also to the long-time posters) but here were some of my impressions for other english-only speakers.

the social scene is very relaxed and cordial among all the recovering/waiting men at the club, and although i was unable to participate and did not wish to disrupt the natural flow of the club, i applaud the atmosphere at bernd's. towels for men are optional ... and, while covered initially, it was much more relaxing to "hang in the breeze," although i did keep a towel for sitting.

the sws each speak at least two languages and english is rarely spoken. not as much of a problem as i feared -- at least, in this stage of life, i know about some of the activities that i like/want, and am still open to discovering new sensations -- but actions speak louder than words and nothing worked better than initiating contact and guiding the sw to my desires. there wasn't anything that i was attempting that the girls hadn't done many times before -- probably with many of you!

arrived 9pm friday night, ice train from ams was banned, so i borrowed a car, switched to "plan b" and drove a borrowed car, using this board's directions -- again thanks, for the good directions and the warning about speeds as you cross the nl / de border.

my opinions, in summary:

tanya, russian: bbbj start, jumped upon my lap (and i freaked, not knowing that she had also put on my condom, pushing her off) we both relaxed and enjoyed ccg before bbbj/cim finish. looks/attitude/service 7/7/8

leonie, brazilian: bbbj start and this woman with an amazing body took care of my tired body and completed without my needing to lift a finger ... well, maybe i did use my finger a little -- and, so did she, and finished cim.
l/a/s: 9/8/8

babsi (does speak english) but has amazing french skills, joined my on the downstairs sofa, where the action was hot. bbbj to completion on the sofa, even though it extended beyond the hhr, she didn't seem to mind, and i certainly didn't mind at all -- a nice cim finish, followed by a nasty dfk, which surprised her more than it did me! l/a/s: 9/9/9

i am hooked on this (reportedly adictive) fkk scene.

slept late this morning, took a cologne city tour and am ready for my first visit to gt, tonight.

jimeboy

Travel100
07-14-08, 06:55
I'd be interested in a Threesome which included real Lesbi action between the girls, kissing, eating each other' pussies, 69ing, etc, Do the girls simply charge 50/euros each for the 30/min, so you pay each girl 50/euros for a total of 100/euros.

I'm pretty much sure that's the way they charge at Bernds. Is any need to confirm that the girls will do lesbi play with each other. I guess its best to choose a girl and then ask her to choose a friend that we could all three play together with lots of Kissing, licking, etc,

Are these situations common? Any Bernds Girls who really get into it, possibly even bisexual. Any recommendations would be greatly apprecatied, And a conformation of the price structure for a Lesbi-Threesome. Hope it's simply 50E paid to each girl for 100/E total session for 30 minutes. Never get the immpression that they charge for very many extras. Just like CIM can happen with no charge, I'm assuming 2 girls in a threesome will do lesbi stuff with each other for no additional charge.

Seems like it could be a lot of fun with the number of Uninhibited and passionate girls available.

Iseeu
07-14-08, 20:22
I'd be interested in a Threesome which included real Lesbi action between the girls, kissing, eating each other' pussies, 69ing, etc, Do the girls simply charge 50/euros each for the 30/min, so you pay each girl 50/euros for a total of 100/euros.

I'm pretty much sure that's the way they charge at Bernds. Is any need to confirm that the girls will do lesbi play with each other. I guess its best to choose a girl and then ask her to choose a friend that we could all three play together with lots of Kissing, licking, etc,

Are these situations common? Any Bernds Girls who really get into it, possibly even bisexual. Any recommendations would be greatly apprecatied, And a conformation of the price structure for a Lesbi-Threesome. Hope it's simply 50E paid to each girl for 100/E total session for 30 minutes. Never get the immpression that they charge for very many extras. Just like CIM can happen with no charge, I'm assuming 2 girls in a threesome will do lesbi stuff with each other for no additional charge.

Seems like it could be a lot of fun with the number of Uninhibited and passionate girls available.
Most of the Bernd's girls will gladly do 3somes or more, I have had a number of them and they're fairly common. You simply pay each SP for the amount of time spent in the room. No extras.

Because of the way the club is set up, the best way to choose a pair is to watch the girls interract with each other and then ask 2 that seem comfortable with each other. Mara, Monica, Katja will really get into it.

The problem with 3somes in FKK clubs is that unless they are very comfortable with you it will rarely really be lesbian play since in the back of their minds they know that they are in that room at your pleasure. SP are by nature mostly heterosexual, that's why they're in that environment. That said, I have had some really hot sessions with Princess and Marcella (both now retired).

The best P4P 3somes that I have had are in classic PT's like Mettmann and swingerclubs where by definition many of the women are bisexual. The absolute best P4P 3somes can be had at the Eden club in Bangkok. Awesome, kinky experience.

Gfe Finder
07-15-08, 00:12
Because of the way the club is set up, the best way to choose a pair is to watch the girls interract with each other and then ask 2 that seem comfortable with each other. Mara, Monica, Katja will really get into it.

Babsi is another good choice. She speaks good English and seems to have a good relationship with many of the girls there.

Travel100
07-17-08, 01:48
Thanks for the responses Iseeu and MongerMan.

You know I've never done a threesome before. Seems like Bernds would be the place to do it.

So, I've got Mara, Katya, Monica and Babsi on the list of potentials so far. I definitely think I'd like some lesbi action included for the sheer excitment of it. Otherwise, it might just be a distraction like you said, which is a major reason why I've never tried it.

When I was there last Summer, I saw Marcella and I think it was Svenja, playing around with each other on the couch upstairs, almost like they were lesbi girlfriends. I guess that would have been a good time to try it.

By the way, what does Babsi look like?

And who is the girl (thin, tan, small boobs) who also works behind the downstairs bar when she isn't naked working like the other girls? Is that Connie? or possibly Babsi?

I was thinking Babsi was the girl I saw upstairs with a nice strong looking body, that I saw several times in the doggie position on the ground giving nice, long BBBJ's to guys sitting on the couch in the corner next to the bar area.

By the way, Iseeu, I walked into the Eden Club in Bangkok, but didn't stay, ended up at Nana Plaza. Guess I should have stayed at the Eden club. I'm not sure if I would like Mettman. I have mixed feelings as I've heard mixed reports on whether people like it or not. I'm afraid the woman will be too ugly, old, fat or hard looking so thus far have stayed away and done the FKK thing instead.

Travel100
07-17-08, 03:33
How does it work with getting the "erotic massage" at Bernds?

Is Sandra still the massusse? I know read its 25/eruos for a 30 minute massage, but assume that's a normal massage. I read she'll perform full service massages 2 times a day, so you try and sign up early so you can be one of those 2.

What happens if you get signed up early. She asks you if you want full service? Does it still last 30/minutes total? Does she do a massage first and then end with BBBJ, sex, etc? Does she do CIM?

Will she get Naked for the massage even if your not one of the 2 that get sex?

Also, why do they limit her to only 2 times a day? Is that so she's not in direct competition with the other girls?

As you can tell form my questions I don't really have a feel for how the massage thing works, so any and all Info. you can give me would be greatly appreciated. I think I'd like a massage and 25/euros is not much. Also feel like doing something a little different than a normal choose a girl, couch action, sex, etc.. Is Sandra cute or what does she look like, is she nice?

Thanks in Advance. By the way, I'll be visiting Bernds a couple times the first week in August, so that's why I'm trying to get some info. Haven't picked the exact days yet, but think it may be Friday (August 1st) and then maybe the following Wed., and maybe even that Friday too if I still have gril's to do.

Gfe Finder
07-17-08, 03:53
Travel100,

In answer to your questions:

re: a massage from Sandra. You've got the price, times, and limits correct-- she only does 2 a day, presumably so that she is not competing with the other girls. As I've never gotten a "full service" massage from her, I cannot say what happens if you are one of the lucky 2 on a given Monday, Wednesday, or Friday. Even if you are not one of the lucky 2, she does get naked. She's a very nice brunette (beautiful long hair, BTW) MILF-type, and she usually or at least every time I've seen her wears a tight, clingy white dress that does an outstanding job of hugging her body in just the right places! You can sign up for a massage by telling Connie at the upstairs bar, but be forewarned: I was one of the first in on a Monday but was 3rd on the list.

re: what does Babsi look like. She's got light blond hair, usually but not always hangs out upstairs, has a black purse with a picture of a cat on it, and perhaps most notably, even though she is in her 40s, she looks at least 10 years younger. And, she does give good blow jobs and is reportedly something of a connoisseur when it comes to the taste of sperm.

re: who is in the downstairs bar when she isn't naked working. If the thin, tan girl also had short blond hair and a tattoo on her back shoulder, you may be thinking of Brandi who is no longer there.


How does it work with getting the "erotic massage" at Bernds?

Is Sandra still the massusse? I know read its 25/eruos for a 30 minute massage, but assume that's a normal massage. I read she'll perform full service massages 2 times a day, so you try and sign up early so you can be one of those 2.

What happens if you get signed up early. She asks you if you want full service? Does it still last 30/minutes total? Does she do a massage first and then end with BBBJ, sex, etc? Does she do CIM?

Will she get Naked for the massage even if your not one of the 2 that get sex?

Also, why do they limit her to only 2 times a day? Is that so she's not in direct competition with the other girls?

As you can tell form my questions I don't really have a feel for how the massage thing works, so any and all Info. you can give me would be greatly appreciated. I think I'd like a massage and 25/euros is not much. Also feel like doing something a little different than a normal choose a girl, couch action, sex, etc.. Is Sandra cute or what does she look like, is she nice?

Thanks in Advance. By the way, I'll be visiting Bernds a couple times the first week in August, so that's why I'm trying to get some info. Haven't picked the exact days yet, but think it may be Friday (August 1st) and then maybe the following Wed., and maybe even that Friday too if I still have gril's to do.

Jackyo
07-23-08, 22:47
They have two shifts at this club. There is always one Thekenfrau upstairs and one downstairs.

Upstairs, Conny takes the early shift and then she is replaced by Edith.

What is the name of the older woman with the Coke bottle glasses who does the early shift? She is replaced by a younger German woman who is a bit heavy set. She has a very low voice.

Manuela used to be downstairs but she's got her own club, Club M.

As to why they have two shifts, I wonder. Could it be a job creation program?

Shasar
07-24-08, 01:35
What is the name of the older woman with the Coke bottle glasses who does the early shift? She is replaced by a younger German woman who is a bit heavy set. She has a very low voice.The name of the older woman is Gertie and she works usually till 4pm. The later shift is done by her daughter named Jessie. Sometimes Jessie is replaced by Anja who works from time to time in front of the bar as regular girl.

Greetz,

Shasar

Jackyo
07-24-08, 08:55
The name of the older woman is Gertie and she works usually till 4pm. The later shift is done by her daughter named Jessie. Sometimes Jessie is replaced by Anja who works from time to time in front of the bar as regular girl.

Greetz,

Shasar
So Jessie is her daughter! Its a generational thing!

They don't look alike though.

Shasar
07-24-08, 23:08
So Jessie is her daughter! Its a generational thing!

They don't look alike though.But they are.

And Addy the "facility manager ist the husband of Gertie and the father of Jessie. Hof is a crazy thing!

Excess
07-25-08, 12:17
They have two shifts at this club.
Upstairs, Conny takes the early shift and then she is replaced by Edith.

As to why they have two shifts, I wonder.?

Two shifts with Edith replacing Connie who needs recovery time from laughing so much during her shift. NOT. ;-)

Gfe Finder
07-25-08, 22:19
Two shifts with Edith replacing Connie who needs recovery time from laughing so much during her shift. NOT. ;-)

Actually, I did see Connie laughing when some visitors spoke in what was apparently butchered German. In fairness, mine is not that much better.

Travel100
07-26-08, 04:16
Quick report of my Bernds experience last Summer. I know the report is a little late, but the nice thing about Bernds is the stability. As far as I know 5 of the 7 girls I did are still there. I've been FKK'ing since the Spring of 1998, but had never visited Bernds until last August. I really liked the consistency of the service there and liked the overall "vibe" and atmosphere of the club. The main downside for me, is that since I go by myself I tended to get a little bored in between sessions since the place is so small compared to the clubs like Oase, World, etc.. But the quality of service exceeded my expectations! I like the feeling I get there that most of the girls like sex and enjoy what they do.

My first girl was Marcella, who I understand has left. She had a great attitude, totally uninhibited. After a long BBBJ, she mentioned fucking, but I said lets do a 69, she said "oh, my favorite" and spun into position. As I was ready to cum, I just came in her mouth and she not only let me CIM but swallowed it all as well. So I had confirmed for myself that CIM is on the menu and Free of Charge. Very exciting, something cool about a girl who lets you come in their mouth just because it's the natural progression of the sex and not because she wants 50/euro extra.

I also had an amazing session with Mara. Nice, fun girl. Couch action, in room after BBBJ she mounted me reverse cowgirl, then spun me over on top of her keeping me inside her the whole time. These Bernds girls are also skilled. Finished with her ankles on my shoulders. Great session, we talked for a while, I also enjoyed the fact that she has a Nice Bush, which you don't see very often

Next up was Rita. Small girl, good sex, tight pussy, she was skilled at riding me cowgirl, but nothing special, would not repeat.

Next visit did Celine and Jamilla. Both tall, thin, and pretty. Celine is gone so I won't say much about her but I would have definitely repeated with her if she was still there. I had a nice session with Jamilla. I thought she was shy the way she sits on the bar stool the whole time (silly me, a shy girl working at Bernds). In the room she reclined on the bed and positioned herself to have her pussy eaten. It took me a while to cum, definitely a little over 30 mins. after Lots of sucking and fucking, I came in her mouth. Felt a little bad, maybe I should have warned her because she choked/gagged when I came in her mouth. Must have been the timing, when she had me deep in her throat. A good deal for 50/euros, I would repeat with her. She told me she really likes Sex.

The last day I did Debbie and Tonya. The session with Debbie was very long and a lot of hard work. I had already been down to Oase on this trip and this was my 3rd day at Bernds. She took it all like a real trooper. She was nice to talk to, nice to fuck doggie style, but I got the impression that she has been doing this so long that she really doesn't get that into the sessions. I couldn't resist trying her after watching her in the doggie position giving couch BBBJ's. Definitely worth the money, but no real passion in the session. After I came she asked for a massage.

Last up was Tonya. Didn't really like my session with her and after a lot of fucking and watching her masturbate for me, etc. I gave up without coming. Would not repeat.

Even though it was a little boring in between sessions I certainly saw A LOT of sex all over the place. Saw Katya give 2 public on the couch BBBJ/TC/CIM. An Amazing athletic performance by blond Kim (now gone) in the downstairs behind the glass window room. Better than any porn movie I ever saw. She really went at it. Saw Jamilla with her legs spread wide open getting her pussy licked and moaning loudly throughout. Lots of BBBJ's all over the place, girls hanging out with their legs spread wide open, etc..

I wanted to do Katya after reading about her but just felt she had a few too many Kilos for me to be attracted to her. Monica wasn't there, must have been on vacation. I also found that after returning for the 3rd day, I was like a regular, everyone was very friendly.

Well that's it for my first Bernds experience, the sessions and the atmosphere that I experienced there have stayed vividly etched in my memory, unlike some other fkk visits that just seem like a blur when I think back on them. So I'm going head back this Summer (I'll be sure to give a more timely report this time) probably visiting 3 or 4 times, if there are enough girls on my "to do" list.

If anyone will be be going, I'll probably be there Friday (Aug. 1st), then again Wed (Aug. 6th), maybe Thursday (Aug. 7th), and probably finishing up on Fir. (Aug. 8th). PM me and maybe we could meet up, chat about some of our experiences, etc..

Travel100
07-26-08, 04:31
I would repeat with Mara and Jamilla. I'm trying to anticipate if there will be enough girls I want to go with to visit 4 days. Someone recommended the following:

Mara, Katja, Svenja, Babsi, Carmen, Monika, Anna, Alina, and Denise. Adding in Jamilla that would be 10 girls, assuming they are all there one day or another (ie-they still work there or they are not on vacation).

Are the girls I mentioned above still at Bernds?

Would anyone recommend any other girls? Or not recommend any of the ones I mentioned?

I'll be there the first week of August, does anyone know what girls are "Currently" working at Bernds? A few of the girls I saw last Summer are gone, like Kim, Marcella, Brandi, Celine (I would have liked to have done 3 of those 4 this time, all except Brandi).

So if anyone could add any input to the list above I would really appreciate it. If you think there's anyone I should add to the recommended "to do" list or anyone I mentioned that you may not think belongs on the short list, etc.

Also curious, I know YMMV but do All the girl's do offer the free CIM. My first visit it happened 2 of 7 times. Any girls who never do it or any who usually swallow instead of spit, or who actually really seem to like it.

I'm leaving Monday morning so if anyone gets around to these questions this Sat/Sun that would be great. If not I'll try and check from Germany next week.

I'd love to have a "current" line-up and "to do" list before I visit so I have an idea of how many days I may actually visit. Part of fun is the pre-trip planning as many of you know.

I hope Monica is there, I've heard so much about her, although I admit I'm not totally sold on the 'finger in my ass' technique.

Thanks in advance,
Travel100

Jackyo
07-27-08, 11:57
I would repeat with Mara and Jamilla. I'm trying to anticipate if there will be enough girls I want to go with to visit 4 days. Someone recommended the following:

Mara, Katja, Svenja, Babsi, Carmen, Monika, Anna, Alina, and Denise. Adding in Jamilla that would be 10 girls, assuming they are all there one day or another (ie-they still work there or they are not on vacation).

Are the girls I mentioned above still at Bernds?

Would anyone recommend any other girls? Or not recommend any of the ones I mentioned?

I'll be there the first week of August, does anyone know what girls are "Currently" working at Bernds? A few of the girls I saw last Summer are gone, like Kim, Marcella, Brandi, Celine (I would have liked to have done 3 of those 4 this time, all except Brandi).

So if anyone could add any input to the list above I would really appreciate it. If you think there's anyone I should add to the recommended "to do" list or anyone I mentioned that you may not think belongs on the short list, etc.

Also curious, I know YMMV but do All the girl's do offer the free CIM. My first visit it happened 2 of 7 times. Any girls who never do it or any who usually swallow instead of spit, or who actually really seem to like it.

I'm leaving Monday morning so if anyone gets around to these questions this Sat/Sun that would be great. If not I'll try and check from Germany next week.

I'd love to have a "current" line-up and "to do" list before I visit so I have an idea of how many days I may actually visit. Part of fun is the pre-trip planning as many of you know.

I hope Monica is there, I've heard so much about her, although I admit I'm not totally sold on the 'finger in my ass' technique.

Thanks in advance,
Travel100
... but I had good time with Denise too the last time.

Monika I first met at Wiago back in 02. She is very good but then most Hungarian women I've met have been. She should be on your to-do list.

Anna is excellent too. A former Wildenrath girl.

I have multiple sessioned with Celine before but as you've said, she has moved on.

You are missing Tanja and Rita. I can't think of one without thinking of the other. Tanja has a crazy look in her eyes. Rita is a bit more reserved.

And let's not forget Jenny who is now back from her exile at Samya.

I don't know about CIM since I almost never indulge.

Iseeu
07-27-08, 11:59
I would repeat with Mara and Jamilla. I'm trying to anticipate if there will be enough girls I want to go with to visit 4 days. Someone recommended the following:

Mara, Katja, Svenja, Babsi, Carmen, Monika, Anna, Alina, and Denise. Adding in Jamilla that would be 10 girls, assuming they are all there one day or another (ie-they still work there or they are not on vacation).

Are the girls I mentioned above still at Bernds?

Would anyone recommend any other girls? Or not recommend any of the ones I mentioned?

I haven't sessioned with Denise or Alina, so I can't vouch for their skills. I would add to your "ToDo List": Debbie, Stella and Leonie

All of the above are still at Bernd's although Leonie has been on a long vacation.

You should be aware that early August is vacation period and the lineup may suffer as a result.

Njoy, and report

Travel100
07-27-08, 23:55
Thanks Jackyo and Iseeu for the responses.

Is anyone planning on visiting Bernds Wed. (8/6), Thursday (8/7), or Friday (8/8)?

Those are the 3 days I'm planning on visiting Bernds (unless I take 1 of those days to visit FKK F39 in Bochum for a change of scenery).



You are missing Tanja and Rita. I can't think of one without thinking of the other. Tanja has a crazy look in her eyes. Rita is a bit more reserved.I sessioned with both of them last Summer. I preferred Rita over Tonya.



And let's not forget Jenny who is now back from her exile at Samya. By the way, who is Jenny? Never heard her mentioned before. Should she be on the "recommend to do" list?


I would add to your "ToDo List": Debbie, Stella and Leonie I sessioned with Debbie last Summer, I'd repeat with her. Added Stella to the "to do " list, thanks.

Hessen Bub
07-28-08, 08:07
By the way, who is Jenny? Never heard her mentioned before. Should she be on the "recommend to do" list?

Yes.

HB

Johnny Z
07-29-08, 00:10
Thanks Jackyo and Iseeu for the responses.

Is anyone planning on visiting Bernds Wed. (8/6), Thursday (8/7), or Friday (8/8)?

Those are the 3 days I'm planning on visiting Bernds (unless I take 1 of those days to visit FKK F39 in Bochum for a change of scenery).Hello, Travel100 and everyone, I just registered for this site because I'll be heading to Deutschland next week. I was definitely planning to visit Bernd's, and it could be Aug 7th (if I can muster the strength after my flight from the US! ) or Fri Aug 8th.

I've got a lot of experience with my local scene, but this will be my first opportunity outside the US, which is obviously much different than most European countries. So I'd love to meet with you and others who might be there. I have read the forum occasionally and, like everyone else, have appreciated the reports from frequent posters like Jackyo, Ieeu, not to mention the manic Wan King. Maybe I'll be able to add something soon.

On the other hand, I am a Germany veteran, since I studied there my junior year of college and have been back many times since. In fact, last year for three weeks. So on that score my German is good and I know quite a lot about the country.

My junior year in college was 1974/5 which will tell you how old I am. I registered to PM you but found that I need a subscription to do that. Don't mind doing that but it will take a while longer since I keep my hobby info separate. You could reply to this on the forum, or I suppose PM me on other sites I frequent. Mostly the US sites RAPS ("****" is a net site, I'm also Johnny Z there) and Escorts.com (as ZJohnny) but I'm also registered on Worldssexguide (as ZJohnny).

During my trip I'll have the possibility of visiting FKKs and Partytreffs in the period Thurs Aug 7th to Tues Aug 12th. If anyone is planning to visit any of the highlight Cologne/Bonn/Frankfurt places in that time frame let me know!

Travel100, if you're interested in a little company and being a "mentor", let me know what the best way to contact you might be.

Jackyo
07-29-08, 12:14
By the way, who is Jenny? Never heard her mentioned before. Should she be on the "recommend to do" list?
Jenny is petite, dirty blonde (I don't think that is her true hair color at least compared to the color of her landing strip), of Greek descent.

She is quite an exhibitionist, will try to catch your eye while she casually grooms her pink parts.

She was away for a while at Samya where she was known as Eleni (which she says is a diminutive form for Jenny in Greek). She was constantly booked at Samya. She'd appear from a session, sit down and be rebooked almost immediately.

She's quite funny, very articulate in German and very good at what she does.

As to whether she does Greek, I don't know. Its not my thing.

Silvercat
08-01-08, 04:43
Sorry for the delayed posts. Bernd's was in top form, myself on the other hand was sick as a dog. Don't know if it was something I ate (no jokes please). Over the next two days I only managed 3 sessions with Jenny, Katya, and another gal, tall slender athletic build and unfortunately only a massage from Sandra. Jenny, Katya, and another gal, tall slender athletic build. Great service with all especially Jenny. Great 69, tasty pussy and ass and she really went to town sucking me off. She then climbed on board and just my quick work of me. I just wish I had more energy to do more ladies. I just took it easy and enjoyed the scenery and focused on trying to get better after all my vacation in Germany had on just really started. What can I say being sick on your birthday at Bernd's. Worst birthday ever.

Silvercat

Philips763
08-02-08, 15:37
Hello,

Does anyone know where Ina works at the moment?

Due to a struggle with Brandy she had to leave Uncle Bernd, and after she was seen at Finca Erotica.

But even there she does not work anymore.

Anybody saw her recently?

Many thanks!

Jackyo
08-03-08, 12:19
Sorry for the delayed posts. Bernd's was in top form, myself on the other hand was sick as a dog. Don't know if it was something I ate (no jokes please). Over the next two days I only managed 3 sessions with Jenny, Katya, and another gal, tall slender athletic build and unfortunately only a massage from Sandra. Jenny, Katya, and another gal, tall slender athletic build. Great service with all especially Jenny. Great 69, tasty pussy and ass and she really went to town sucking me off. She then climbed on board and just my quick work of me. I just wish I had more energy to do more ladies. I just took it easy and enjoyed the scenery and focused on trying to get better after all my vacation in Germany had on just really started. What can I say being sick on your birthday at Bernd's. Worst birthday ever.

Silvercat
Glad you had a good time with Jenny just the same. She is quite something else.

Mounting Katja is like floating on a large comfortable water bed. She is very well padded and you just kind of drift. You are never in danger of falling off either as there are lots of places on her to hang on to.

Turisto
08-08-08, 05:42
Would you guys advise how long does it take by car from Frankfurt to get to Bernd's after 6 pm? Or such trip will not be advisable?

Thanks in advance.

Zimmer
08-08-08, 07:52
Would you guys advise how long does it take by car from Frankfurt to get to Bernd's after 6 pm? Or such trip will not be advisable?

Thanks in advance.Hint: Use Google Maps to calculate routes between locations.
Here you go: Frankfurt am Main – Schieferhof (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&saddr=Frankfurt+am+Main,+Germany&daddr=Schieferhof+28,+53773,+Hennef&hl=en&geocode=&mra=ls&sll=50.41976,7.9547&sspn=1.233763,2.139587&ie=UTF8&z=9)

Expect some traffic jams around 6pm.

Iseeu
08-08-08, 10:47
Would you guys advise how long does it take by car from Frankfurt to get to Bernd's after 6 pm? Or such trip will not be advisable?

Thanks in advance.
...by car takes about an hour and a half. You may hit some traffic on way out of Frankfurt and at various construction areas along the way, but nothing major. It's an easy drive. Take into account that Bernd's closes at midnight.

Jackyo
08-14-08, 13:30
Hello,

Does anyone know where Ina works at the moment?

Due to a struggle with Brandy she had to leave Uncle Bernd, and after she was seen at Finca Erotica.

But even there she does not work anymore.

Anybody saw her recently?

Many thanks!
Out of curiosity I searched the RF and did not learn anything new other than what you already know: that she had fight with Brandy and that she was last seen at Finca.

Maybe we should issue a Missing Persons Alert...

Marlow
08-16-08, 09:02
For all fans of Katya who lives up to her Russian ancestory of wild sex (re Catherine the Great) she is now available through an escort agency for as many hours of her time as you can afford. A stack of gorgeous pics of her are on the site as well. not cheap I'm afraid - 200 Euros a pop and no reduction for subsequent hours. alpha-escort.de if you want to go this route

Polar
08-16-08, 16:06
Nice pictures, but it is of course a nice girl. I wonder how she will combine this escorting with her job at Bernds. I guess she will not get the ful hourly amount from the agency, so maybe it's similar money for her.

And for a Swede, from the country where you might go to jail if you pay for having sex, it's great fun to see the price list where it's stated that the regularly VAT is included in the pricing...

Thank good we have not mutualized all legislation between the European countries.

Johnny Z
08-17-08, 00:52
As I said to end Part I of my trip report (in the Finca Erotica – Dierdorf thread), after one night at an FKK I was hooked. My plan to visit two or three clubs was out the window and it was now my aim to visit as many as I could in a week. Therefore, I didn’t do any driving Friday morning but instead toured the main sights in Limburg (striking late Romanesque cathedral, medieval town, Diocesan Museum featuring the unique Byzantine Staurothek, an incredible artifact to find in the middle of a small German city), which is on the A3 between Frankfurt and Bonn, and then went back to the hotel for a nap. An hour after I got up again I was at Bernd’s, just east of Bonn.

At Bernd’s, 70 Euros gets you all the usual things plus alcoholic drinks, too. Unlimited Koelsch! What a contrast to Finca Erotica (or, as most of you know and I found out the next day, to World or Oase). Really, a hole in the wall, a small house which just happens to be crammed with naked women. Crammed in this case would mean anything over 10, but they had maybe 15-20 women on this Friday night in early August. The upstairs has a small bar off what could be the living room in your house. Off to the side is a breakfast room with two small tables, it would be generous to call it a dining room. On the positive side, the food, from the Hotel Reutter which caters to Bernd’s sleepovers, was the best I had in a club. Downstairs is another small bar area with a couple couches, surrounded by a few rooms. One room has a glass wall for viewing from the lounge. Yes, I viewed a couple sessions going on in there. Kinky. It was a nice evening, which also allowed me to relax in the back yard. That’s right, they have an outside area, but like the rest of the place it’s pretty much the same as your back yard at home. The bar outside is just like a shed you might set up yourself if you liked to hang out with your friends in the back yard.

Bernd’s has a cozy, clubby feel, but the downside of that is you feel like an outsider if you don’t know anyone. No one was impolite or looked at me like I shouldn’t be there, but you definitely don’t feel like you’re part of the crowd at first, because you’re not. Like Finca, the women seem to be instructed not to pursue any guest, which reinforces that feeling.

So, I walked around a bit upstairs, went down to get a drink, looked around, went back upstairs, and all the while, I am sure, I looked like a guy who didn’t quite know what was going on. I didn’t, but I did know enough to realize that those women staring at me and in some cases smiling at me would be happy to talk with me if I talked with them first. Certainly, one of the downsides of having to approach the woman is that you feel a bit obligated to carry on if you’ve made the contact. In other clubs, if women approach you, you can have a nice (if she isn’t too aggressive) conversation and then politely decline if you’re not interested. With all four women I saw at Bernd’s, I pretty much decided I should go through with a session before I initiated the conversation. I would have to be overtly turned off to not go through with it.

All this idling led me to Sara, a fairly tall woman of medium build with hair dyed dark blonde. She had given me a friendly smile and seemed pretty relaxed. It turned out she’s from Bulgaria and doesn’t speak much German. And no English, of course. So, she was self-conscious and didn’t come across as friendly at first, but after a little while I could tell she was a nice woman, possibly around 30. She had just started at Bernd’s, so she may not be familiar to you Bernd’s fans out there.

Well, we got through the conversation and moved into a room. In the room she turned out to be more than friendly. She went right at me, diving in for an enthusiastic BBBJ. What is it about that in these clubs? In other places, I could tell right away the strategy for some is to see whether they can get you off fast in their mouth for a quick collection of Geld including a 50 Euro cim bonus. But at Bernd’s the cim is purported to be inklusiv (I never did find that out). Anyway, I enjoyed that for a while but indicated we should start screwing. Let me tell you, Sara (pronounced Zah-rah) knows how to move that solid body. I want to be clear, she is not at all overweight, in fact I’d say her weight is just right for her build. She’s a grown woman with full breasts and hips and not a skinny teenager, but I’d still call her slender. Whatever the position, Sara strove to do most of the work, and she worked delightfully. From top to bottom and back, within 15 minutes of screwing I found her pushing her hips back into me with a slight circular accentuation while I was behind her in doggie, which led to a most satisfying conclusion. Nice woman, nice work ethic.

After a quick shower I went downstairs for a drink and had the best stroke of luck on my trip. First, I saw the same guy I’d seen before sitting in the same corner of the bar talking with everyone. Aha, a regular! So it was, a friendly guy named Dierk who you’ve probably seen yourself if you’ve been to Bernd’s more than once. We had a great conversation. He loves to travel to the US (but no fucking there, only in Germany, and who could blame him? ), and of course he could tell me all the ins and outs of Bernd’s. All of a sudden I felt like I was part of the club. If you get the chance to talk with him, you should. He’s a Bernd’s loyalist. And then he loudly greeted another first-timer with whom he’d already become fast friends, a young (36) man with Viking heritage. The three of us had an even better conversation. That’s the advantage of a place like Bernd’s, you can make friends in any club (indeed, I had good conversation with people in every club I visited) but this is a place where you can hang out like a local bar. Also, with Dierk in the middle, all the girls felt they could come over and flirt with us new guys, since they all know him, and it didn’t come off as feeling aggressively pursued.

OK, I was having a great time but still remembered why I was there. And lurking in the background was Leoni, a dark Brazilian with obviously mixed heritage. Now I don’t feel I am a racist, but I’m a white guy, there aren’t many non-white escorts in my home town of Indianapolis, and I’d never had sex with anyone darker than a well-tanned Italian. Actually, she can get pretty dark in the summer, but you know what I mean. So there was an exotic quotient there. More than that, there was an attraction quotient. Leoni is not that tall (5’5"? ) but has long legs and a form like a goddess. A couple guys remarked they liked "natural" girls, but although her C-cup breasts looked perfect they were no exaggerated monstrosities and they felt soft and natural. If a surgeon did them (and I’d have to say one did), I salute him. I bow to him, actually. The long legs lead to perfectly curved hips which end in a very slender waist which transitions to a lovely chest which is a perfect platform for those perfect breasts. Leoni doesn’t have the face of a model, but she’s still quite pretty. She exhibited a pleasant, professional attitude.

Having had sex with three attractive women within the last 24 hours, I guess I felt ready to approach a goddess. Having had sex with three women in 24 hours, I also felt I should request an hour session (100 Euros), to which Leoni happily agreed. I was right about that. Like the others, Leoni started by caressing my already hard member with her mouth, and we moved from sucking to fucking and back again. I didn’t time things, but after what seemed like a half hour I was feeling a little worn out with residual jet lag (or would that be repeated sessions of sexual activity) and not on the verge of coming. We took a small break, and then I put her on her back for classic missionary. This revived me big time. I was ready to turn her over and we started doing some doggy. Then I had one of those classic moments. I looked at her hips moving back and forth in front of me, and looked into the mirror at her face, and she saw me looking. She stared back at me with The Look, which some women know how to use perfectly to make a connection. She locked her eyes on mine, I was transfixed by her stare, and with our eyes locked together we both moved rhythmically at a slowly increasing pace. Accelerating, ever accelerating, until I had a shuddering climax. My first religious experience of the trip.

Leoni was not bubbly-friendly either before or after or even during the session, but she performed like the goddess I imagined her to be. Actually, she had a back problem that night (she wasn’t there when I returned on Monday), and that probably explains the lack of a ready smile. If she was hurting that much, she is a true professional.

Well, it was after midnight and I had an hour drive back to Limburg, so it was time to leave. My new friend from the Northlands urged me to come back on Monday, since he had already booked at Hotel Reutter and knew he’d be back. Dierk thought he wouldn’t be back Monday, but I thought why not, I had a great time.

Still, Bernd’s is closed on the weekends, so I needed to find another club for Saturday night. On to World and Part III.

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Marlow
08-17-08, 17:24
For what it's worth if a girl works for an agency they usually keep around half what you have to pay, the rest goes to the agency. I imagine Katya is doing what a lot of girls do, and that is use the agency to build up a list of private clients. Then she gets to keep the lot...which is why agencies take their 50% - they know what the game is. So next time you see her in Bernds (if you do) then ask her to come to your hotel and work out a price between the two of you.

Breadman
08-17-08, 18:02
then ask her to come to your hotel and work out a price between the two of you.

Think you could do this to any girl if your a regular and have a place that you can use.

Johnny Z
08-17-08, 18:18
Continuing from Part III (at World), I had decided I should take a break after three straight club days and not visit a club Sun evening. Instead I spent the day driving along the west bank of the Rhine, that classic stretch from Koblenz to Bingen with the castles, the Lorelei cliffs, all of that. Scared myself silly driving on a tiny service road up one of those steep vineyards to give me a commanding view above Bacharach. Even with today’s worthless dollar, there are two great bargains I found on this trip. One is top notch wine purchased at the source. So, tip for today, when you drive along the great bend of the Rhine south of Koblenz which defines the magnificent Bopparder Hamm vineyards, instead of stopping in Boppard itself, stop in tiny, quiet Spay on the other end of the curve. Two of the best little producers of Riesling, Weingart and M Mueller, have Weinstuben within yards of each other on the main street, Mainzer Str. Wines from the Middle Rhine aren’t so well known, so they’re great bargains. Stop in, try as many as you want, and buy what you like best.

The other great bargain, of course, is sexual satisfaction purchased from the source of independent female producers taking as much advantage of the FKK setup as we do. So, back to the report. After a quiet morning shopping and visiting the striking, and in its plan essentially unaltered, Romanesque church in Dietkirchen, I rested up and hit the road to Bernd’s again. Now that I’d seen the dazzling display of bodies at World, I was regretting this, because now I wanted to see what Oase was like before I left. A promise is a promise, though. My new Norse friend said he’d be there and I told him I would, too. I am so glad I went back. Consistent with the rest of this trip, I underestimated myself and my plans changed, which is why there is a Part V to this travelogue (see Oase thread).

When I walked into Bernd’s on this sunny late Monday afternoon, the same sexy, naked young lady who had taken my clothes and valuables on Friday (it was so crowded Fri all the lockers were full) led me to my locker. Looking back, I can’t figure out why I didn’t have sex with her, but the timing didn’t work out, I guess. Since I got there earlier than on Fri, there were a number of people in the "back yard". I looked out and the first thing I saw was a girl kneeling with her head between the legs of some guy lying back on a lounge chair. She was working hard. Sweet. It took me a while, but I finally looked around some more, and who do I see in the back corner? Dierk, of course. You said you weren’t going to be here today! Well, he said, such a nice day, I couldn’t resist. Dierk told me that our mutual friend was also there, taking a shower after already enjoying a session.

Since I now felt like a regular, I wasted no time taking a quick inventory of the 10-12 girls. Can you believe it, both of the slender, sexy girls with perfect 20-something bodies after whom I’d lusted on Friday weren’t there. But I did spot another sexy body, belonging to Swenja (sp? ; pronounced Sven-ya). She has a slight build, is around 5’2", with dark curly hair, and she looks quite young. Swenja sat there with a sober look and she has a plain face, but when I caught her eye she stared right back at me in a very intriguing way. Hmmm. I sat down next to her and quickly found out she is a serious but charming young lady, not bubbling over with enthusiasm but with a focus which implied she knows how to please. We talked for a bit and things just seemed to proceed naturally as she leaned over me and started a sensual BBBJ. The closer I got, the sexier her slender-yet-curvy body looked, and I leaned to the side myself to engage her in 69. Typical Bernd’s – there we were on the couch in the middle of the downstairs lounge, but I didn’t care. Still, I’m a modest guy (ahem) and I suggested we find a room, so she led my stiff erection to the one of the side rooms. No, not the one with the glass wall. I can’t recall all the details of the session, except that she showed great skill with BBBJ and riding me cowgirl straight-up and reverse, and that we wound up doing the doggie. Then another Great Moment, for the second time in two visits to Bernd’s, I got The Look. As I plunged into those hips so perfect I had ached to enter them, I looked at the mirror and found Swenja staring at me with a focus even more powerful than what I felt with Leoni on Friday. No doubt Swenja does it for exactly this reason, but the result was that I was lost in a feeling of rising lust as I stared back at her, and with quickly rising intensity I finished with that surge of feeling absolutely invincible one can sometimes feel. My third religious experience of the trip.

So, Swenja doesn’t have the face of a model, but my session with her was one seriously erotic event, and I cannot imagine anyone else would be dissatisfied if she were anything like that with him. What a fantastic bargain for 50 Euros, great satisfaction and a great memory. Maybe I should have stopped there like I did Saturday to enjoy the camaraderie with my new friends. I had already observed (as subtly as I could) a pretty vigorous younger guy service two women in that glass-walled room and after Swenja I watched again as he took another sexpot in that room.

But sitting at the bar downstairs looking pretty bored was Djamilla (sp? ; pronounced Djah-mee-ya), a girl who’d been pretty lively Friday night. She is about as tall as me (5’10") but a lot thinner than I am. Skinny, really, but Djamilla has a sexy, extremely flexible-looking body which gives the impression of a teen-aged girl blooming into sexual maturity. Long legs, blond (dyed? ) hair, and a pretty face with sharp features, she looks very Eastern European. I found out she is from somewhere in Eastern Europe, but I forget where now. Well, I started talking with her and I soon realized I wanted her, so off to the room we went. Unfortunately, this session was not so memorable. I loved her body and just wanted to have it, so after a short daty warm-up I wasted no time diving right in. She felt as sexy as she looks, but she also showed another attribute of a younger girl in not really having a feel for handling an older gentleman. With her not showing the psychological skill for bringing me along, I started to think I might not finish this one, and once I start thinking that, that is usually what happens. Still, I spent an enjoyable half hour (at least) with her and in her.

Djamilla knew I already had a session that day and knew I’d been there for two sessions Friday, so when I explained what else I’d been up to, she wasn’t surprised. She was gracious and professional about it, but not particularly sympathetic. She looks so sexy, I would definitely try her again. If I were horny, I think she’d be great, but I’d also keep in mind she’s not one who will cater to you.

After another hour’s conversation, it was getting towards midnight, and by all rights my FKK tour should be over. I had visited 4 clubs in 5 days, had sex with seven women, and I would need to get up before 5 AM on Wed morning to make the drive from Limburg back to Frankfurt for my flight. Normally, I would go to bed early Tuesday evening to catch up on sleep before I flew back home. And yet I was so energized by this new experience. I started to realize that I’d toured as much as I normally would on a European vacation, but by travelling alone and taking some naps, I still had plenty of time to visit clubs all evening and get a good night’s sleep. I was well-rested and incredibly relaxed. I still wanted to visit Oase, and I thought, well, just why do I have to be well-rested to spend all day on an airplane back to the US? So I turned to me new friend from the Northlands and asked him if he wanted to go to Oase tomorrow. He had been on the road for two weeks, had visited clubs practically every night, and had sex with maybe 18 women on his trip. He was planning on driving back that night, at least as far as Copenhagen. But he loves Oase and had been there dozens of times, including once on this trip. When I told him it would be about a 1. 5 to 2 hour trip from Hennef, he said OK.

His experience and companionship made it the most memorable evening of my trip, a real capstone to the whole experience. And that is Part V (under Oase thread).

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Jackyo
08-18-08, 02:38
@ Johnny Z

There are clubs with an Aniemerungsverbot and those without.

Bernds is one of those with. The women have to market themselves in a more subtle way: by blatant exhibitionism and trying to catch your eyes looking at them.

As I've written numerous times before, I don't recommend this club to newbies. As it is mostly a club with a local clientele, you may feel left out if you don't speak German well enough.

This isn't a club for just anyone. I can perfectly understand why someone might wonder what the fuss is all about.

Its small, cramped and the selection is limited.

Newbies and tourists should stay on the beaten path. That is the current way I think about things.

Go visit the large clubs and stay there.

Svenja is my current favorite chick at this club. When we get togther we always have a lot of laughs. Its not only about the physical act when I am with her.

The last time I visited Svenja and I were on that bed with the glass wall which faces the downstairs living room area and Mara was with a client on the couch facing us. We were laughing so hard Mara started to wonder what it was we were actually doing. Its quite strange to be having sex while you have a running conversation with someone in the background.

Jamilla is the more accurate spelling of your other conquest's name.

Iseeu
08-18-08, 22:01
Think you could do this to any girl if your a regular and have a place that you can use.
. .. with this. I know from personal experience that it happens, but Bernd's has a very strict policy for the girls against fraternization with house customers outside the club and any arrangement should be handled very discreetly or she could lose her job there.
I guess that Katja being Katja and a Hof icon, received a special dispensation to post her pictures and details on an escort site.

Iseeu
08-18-08, 22:16
Leoni is not that tall (5’5"? ) but has long legs and a form like a goddess. The long legs lead to perfectly curved hips which end in a very slender waist which transitions to a lovely chest which is a perfect platform for those perfect breasts. Leoni doesn’t have the face of a model, but she’s still quite pretty. She exhibited a pleasant, professional attitude.

Leoni was not bubbly-friendly either before or after or even during the session, but she performed like the goddess I imagined her to be. Actually, she had a back problem that night (she wasn’t there when I returned on Monday), and that probably explains the lack of a ready smile. If she was hurting that much, she is a true professional.


But sitting at the bar downstairs looking pretty bored was Djamilla (sp? ; pronounced Djah-mee-ya), a girl who’d been pretty lively Friday night. She is about as tall as me (5’10") but a lot thinner than I am. Skinny, really, but Djamilla has a sexy, extremely flexible-looking body which gives the impression of a teen-aged girl blooming into sexual maturity. Long legs, blond (dyed? ) hair, and a pretty face with sharp features, she looks very Eastern European. She was gracious and professional about it, but not particularly sympathetic. She looks so sexy, I would definitely try her again. If I were horny, I think she’d be great, but I’d also keep in mind she’s not one who will cater to you..
...are the naturally bubbly type. But both have been at Bernd's for awhile, and are real professionals at what they're doing or they wouldn't last there.
They have their silly side though. Jackyo wrote about some of his Svenja sessions. It took me awhile to crack Jamilla's shell, but when I did, it led to some extraordinary sessions with a gorgeous woman, with a lovely shy smile. She's one of those who warms up to regulars, so keep coming back...

Breadman
08-18-08, 23:05
. .. with this. I know from personal experience that it happens, but Bernd's has a very strict policy for the girls against fraternization with house customers outside the club and any arrangement should be handled very discreetly or she could lose her job there.
I guess that Katja being Katja and a Hof icon, received a special dispensation to post her pictures and details on an escort site.

Actually, wasn't thinking of Bernds' when i posted this...it was brought to my attention that another club I visited, some of the girls might get 'tired' of sleeping in the club and could possibly be encouraged to stay at one's hotel in town if they hit it off with you. Not sure if sex would be included in the deal, but if you had a nice room with a comfortable bed, you might get something in return.

Johnny Z
08-19-08, 01:13
Thanks for your comments, gentlemen. And sorry if this is a duplicate post, but looks like the site timed out (in much less than 30 minutes) before I posted this reply.

I did see animierungsverbot in some reports, jackyo, but it didn't come to mind when I was writing my 5-part novel. Isn't german great, you just shove some words together and you can create a term for anything.

Should have gone with jamilla, but I overthought things and went with a more phonetic spelling.

Regarding my session with her, I would definitely see jamilla again. One sexy gumby. A detail I left out was that she was sitting around after our session obviously bored and tired, and looking at me and my friend having our nice conversation, and it didn't occur to me she simply wanted to go home. When I paid and left, she took the 50 right out of my hand. With a smile, though. Had I known, I certainly would have gone up sooner just so she could leave. Monday was just a much less energized day than Friday. And I had already had a superb session with swenja.

Regardong leoni, lack of bubbliness notwithstanding, she gave me a powerful experience. With a body like a goddess. I would worship her again any time.

Regarding the club's atmosphere, obviously I agree with you, jackyo, since I said much the same in my reports, but I think you go too far. Look at me, I had a great session with sara before I felt acclimated to the club at all. And I think that if you don't come across as the loud texan ("who the hell here wants to fuck some beeetches! ") you can quickly get acquainted with some regulars and start to feel part of the club, like I did.

In any case, I had a pretty good feel for bernd's from reading your reports, and hope mine helps, too. Then the reader can decide. As for me, you can tell from my little asides that I love those historical details, and there is no way I would have done the fkk tour without visiting the original.

Polar
08-19-08, 20:26
You don't need to feel bad about keeping Jamila in the club for too long that day. She can perfectly well leave before you. In that case you will pay to the thecken frau and they will sort that out later.

On the other hand, at Bernds she can't leave her job if she's not allowed to. Usually they get an OK if it's a very quiet day to leave before schedule, but the club needs of course to keep a few women until they close. I usually leave not later than 10 pm myself, so I have missed the last closing hour and can't tell what's going on at that time.

Jackyo
08-20-08, 15:49
Regarding the club's atmosphere, obviously I agree with you, jackyo, since I said much the same in my reports, but I think you go too far. Look at me, I had a great session with sara before I felt acclimated to the club at all. And I think that if you don't come across as the loud texan ("who the hell here wants to fuck some beeetches! ") you can quickly get acquainted with some regulars and start to feel part of the club, like I did.
... as folks will occasionally visit it after reading these posts and then post about how disappointed they were with the facilities and the selection.

So I have taken to setting low expectations for it.

It is what it is. It is primarily about service. Its also about hanging out with the girls, the staff and the clientele and just shooting the breeze.

If you read several months back (or was it years back?) on this thread, they launched a new website and had several photos of the women which looked almost too good to be true. We spent a bit of time trying to figure out if the women we know and love from this club were even to be seen.

The debate revolved around authenticity. This club has always been real.

Marlow
08-20-08, 16:48
regarding Katya's double act. I meant the correct thing to do would be to book her through the agency and then broach the question with her of personal service cutting the agency out. But to be fair to her, or any girl, you should be talking about an overnight or a three hour session minimum - on other words she then regards you as one of her very special clients. Yes, Bernd's like every club does take a dim view of 'private' work originating in the club. but I too from personal experience know it happens (met my girlfriend there). As for dispensation, this would imply that Bernd's have an employee relationship with Katya, which they don't and do anything to avoid.So I have my doubts that their embargo reaches this far. Katya is a free agent and can do what she likes under the law. and Bernd's is a club that prides itself in a kind of family management attitude. There are many girls who work in 'houses' (puffs to you and me) and are also signed up with escort agencies.

Jackyo
08-20-08, 21:34
Back in the Sankt Augustine-Meindorf club days I actually caught Katja on her way out fully clothed.

I was taken aback and commented to the effect that: "Wow! You look really great even with your clothes on!"

Its not every day you can say that to a chick.

I miss that club. Think about Bernds but twice as loose.

Excess
08-20-08, 21:34
'Nuff said.


regarding Katya's double act. I meant the correct thing to do would be to book her through the agency and then broach the question with her of personal service cutting the agency out. But to be fair to her, or any girl, you should be talking about an overnight or a three hour session minimum - on other words she then regards you as one of her very special clients. Yes, Bernd's like every club does take a dim view of 'private' work originating in the club. but I too from personal experience know it happens (met my girlfriend there). As for dispensation, this would imply that Bernd's have an employee relationship with Katya, which they don't and do anything to avoid.So I have my doubts that their embargo reaches this far. Katya is a free agent and can do what she likes under the law. and Bernd's is a club that prides itself in a kind of family management attitude. There are many girls who work in 'houses' (puffs to you and me) and are also signed up with escort agencies.

Jackyo
08-20-08, 21:43
'Nuff said.
.. so this may, indeed, be a way of keeping Katja fully employed through the rest of the week.

Its ingenious!

Now if only one can find out how to get in touch with the other Bernds girls when they aren't at Bernds.

Marlow
08-21-08, 09:21
Dragged myself back to this club quite often with my tongue Jim Carey style on the ground. There was a girl there (German-Algerian parents), who later went off to work for Lufthansa as cabin staff on the Middle East run whom I couldn't get enough of. She'd suck my cock while I ordered a drink at the bar, then share my drink through a long lingering kiss, mutual sharing of orange juice. Each time I emerged from the room an exhausted animal. Once had the bright idea of cooling off in the whirlpool. then loudly ticked off (only Germans can do it this rudely!) for sitting there without a woman. told him if I hadn't have had such a good fuck I wouldn't be in deep water. He went off confused - with 'was that praise or an insult?' written across his forehead. for months I dreamed of taking a flight to Dubai....and asking for orange juice.

Fats
08-21-08, 21:05
This was posted today on the RF:

"Ist Monika ... Sie ist nämlich auch schon länger nicht im Hof gewesen "

Seems to indicate she has moved on-- has anyone seen her lately at the Hof?

LongRange
08-21-08, 21:26
This was posted today on the RF:

"Ist Monika ... Sie ist nämlich auch schon länger nicht im Hof gewesen "

Seems to indicate she has moved on-- has anyone seen her lately at the Hof?I think she spends all august in her native Hungary,so she should be back in September.

Iseeu
08-21-08, 21:40
This was posted today on the RF:

"Ist Monika ... Sie ist nämlich auch schon länger nicht im Hof gewesen "

Seems to indicate she has moved on-- has anyone seen her lately at the Hof?
Say it ain't so....

I saw her on my last visit but that was nearly 2 months ago. I hadn't heard that she was leaving and hope that it's not true. She was a stalwart- could always be found in "her place" on the upstairs couch facing the entrance, and could always be counted on for a good session complete with her patented prostrate massage.

Maybe she's just on vacation? ;-(

Fats
08-21-08, 22:04
Maybe she's just on vacation? ;-(

You are correct--the original poster on the RF received a reply:

Monika

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hallo Fkk-Fan,


Zitat:
Zitat von Fkk-Fan
Ist Monika (auch ungarischer Abstammung) auch dort? Sie ist nämlich auch schon länger nicht im Hof gewesen ...

Monika ist in Urlaub und soll ab der nächsten Woche wieder im Hof sein. Sicherheitshalber würde ich dann aber vorher anrufen, ob sie auch wirklich wieder da ist.

Gruss
Hugo1147


So it is urlaub until next week.

Jackyo
08-22-08, 11:46
Say it ain't so....

I saw her on my last visit but that was nearly 2 months ago. I hadn't heard that she was leaving and hope that it's not true. She was a stalwart- could always be found in "her place" on the upstairs couch facing the entrance, and could always be counted on for a good session complete with her patented prostrate massage.

Maybe she's just on vacation? ;-(
Good heavens! Let us hope she is just on vacation.

The girl does need a break but hopefully its not one which takes her out of circulation.

Hopefully Carmen is still there to represent Hungary. Where would the world be without Hungarian women?

Excess
08-22-08, 14:31
Monika does annually return to her homeland for a freshen and catch-up as Long Range and Fats indicate.

Sometimes, she returns with or is followed by one or more of her countrywomen who have heard Ms. M. tell tall stories of the goings on at Bernd's and how a young Magyar can supplement her education fund with unusual and sometimes stimulating work.

What better chance for a young girl to work with Bernd's faithful Pensioners and not so old Guests, all of whom are learning the "Art of Growing Old Disgracefully" ?.

Let's hope so.

E.


Good heavens! Let us hope she is just on vacation.

The girl does need a break but hopefully its not one which takes her out of circulation.

Hopefully Carmen is still there to represent Hungary. Where would the world be without Hungarian women?

Marlow
08-23-08, 12:07
@Jackyo - as you know my answer to a world without Hungarian women is - 'not worth living', ah, those Budapest Babes!

Jackyo
08-24-08, 00:43
@Jackyo - as you know my answer to a world without Hungarian women is - 'not worth living', ah, those Budapest Babes!
... which only stocked Hungarian women.

Not found one so far.

Its that hot Gypsy blood flowing through their veins, I think.

And to think that Bernds has not one but two: Monika and Carmen!

Visual
08-28-08, 23:23
I am planning on visiting Bernds next Wednesday evening and Thursday afternoon.

Would the Euro Park Hotel be a good place to stay after an evening at Bernds?


Thanks for any suggestions.

Iseeu
08-29-08, 14:26
I am planning on visiting Bernds next Wednesday evening and Thursday afternoon.

Would the Euro Park Hotel be a good place to stay after an evening at Bernds?


Thanks for any suggestions.
I've never stayed there, but it's fairly close to the Hof located in the Hennef industrial zone.
I usually stay, due our corporate rate at either the Holiday Inn Express Troisdorf, which is about 15 minutes away by car, has a McDonald's and Subway right next door and is a short walk or drive away from TraumParadies in Spich, or HI Cologne Bonn Airport, which is 5 minutes further away, but very convenient if you're flying in or out of CGN.

Jackyo
08-29-08, 14:40
I've never stayed there, but it's fairly close to the Hof located in the Hennef industrial zone.
I usually stay, due our corporate rate at either the Holiday Inn Express Troisdorf, which is about 15 minutes away by car, has a McDonald's and Subway right next door and is a short walk or drive away from TraumParadies in Spich, or HI Cologne Bonn Airport, which is 5 minutes further away, but very convenient if you're flying in or out of CGN.
I've never stayed at the hotel you name but the Hotel Reuter is a stone's throw away and you can walk home to it after your visit.

This offers lots of advantages. The girls tend to loosen up late in the day and you can just sit around and talk.

LongRange
08-29-08, 15:20
I've never stayed at the hotel you name but the Hotel Reuter is a stone's throw away and you can walk home to it after your visit.

This offers lots of advantages. The girls tend to loosen up late in the day and you can just sit around and talk.Reuters, is a clean and inexpensive place, the only problem is, Herr Reuter does not seem to answer his emails very quickly, he replied to one of my emails after I had left home and already made alternative arrangements, I am presently awaiting his reply for staying on the 12th September, because of this I have only stayed once, but it was great walking up from Bernds, no stress at all.

Fly Bob
08-30-08, 00:00
I am planning on visiting Bernds next Wednesday evening and Thursday afternoon.

Would the Euro Park Hotel be a good place to stay after an evening at Bernds?


Thanks for any suggestions.

Euro Park Hotel is a nice place about 15 minutes drive from Bernds. It is about 2 min from the autobahn and easy to find. It is a modern hotel at fair prices.

Jackyo
08-30-08, 08:57
Reuters, is a clean and inexpensive place, the only problem is, Herr Reuter does not seem to answer his emails very quickly, he replied to one of my emails after I had left home and already made alternative arrangements, I am presently awaiting his reply for staying on the 12th September, because of this I have only stayed once, but it was great walking up from Bernds, no stress at all.
He does eventually answer his email. It maybe that during the summer months he goes away every now and then.

Things move very slowly in Lichtenberg.

The last time I was there I dropped in to check in at about noon. I'd written in advance to say that I was going to drop by to get the key. There was a car in the driveway. The restaurant was closed but the door to their kitchen was open and there was a pot boiling on the stove. I spent a good fifteen minutes knocking on the door, saying "Hallo". I considered entering the kitchen and walking around but decided against it.

Eventually he appeared.

The food he was cooking was almost certainly for delivery to Bernds.

What I also could have done is walked to Bernds with my suitcase and asked them to call Reuter to have my hotel key delivered but it was too early to check into Bernds either. So I waited. It was a nice day anyway, even a little too hot.

What does one do in Lichtenberg to pass the time? Not much.

I got there once too early to check into Bernds and since I didn't have a car and it was raining had to find a place to sit and hang out to kill time. The best I could do was a bus stop.

Next time I am there I will see about having a conversation with a real estate person about how much houses/apartments go for in Lichtenberg. I'll be very specific about which street the house should be on.

Then in my retirement, I'll run a B&B.

LongRange
08-30-08, 09:34
He does eventually answer his email. It maybe that during the summer months he goes away every now and then.

Things move very slowly in Lichtenberg.

The last time I was there I dropped in to check in at about noon. I'd written in advance to say that I was going to drop by to get the key. There was a car in the driveway. The restaurant was closed but the door to their kitchen was open and there was a pot boiling on the stove. I spent a good fifteen minutes knocking on the door, saying "Hallo". I considered entering the kitchen and walking around but decided against it.

Eventually he appeared.

The food he was cooking was almost certainly for delivery to Bernds.

What I also could have done is walked to Bernds with my suitcase and asked them to call Reuter to have my hotel key delivered but it was too early to check into Bernds either. So I waited. It was a nice day anyway, even a little too hot.

What does one do in Lichtenberg to pass the time? Not much.

I got there once too early to check into Bernds and since I didn't have a car and it was raining had to find a place to sit and hang out to kill time. The best I could do was a bus stop.

Next time I am there I will see about having a conversation with a real estate person about how much houses/apartments go for in Lichtenberg. I'll be very specific about which street the house should be on.

Then in my retirement, I'll run a B&B.Thanks for that,Jacko,I know that bus stop well!,as I try not to use taxi,s when its out of my own pocket (more money for mongering)will wait and see what happens.

Thanks again.

Philips763
08-30-08, 10:07
Out of curiosity I searched the RF and did not learn anything new other than what you already know: that she had fight with Brandy and that she was last seen at Finca.

Maybe we should issue a Missing Persons Alert.I was posting in other forums still without any answers.