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Mind Snatcher
08-30-08, 15:36
Reuters is certainly a convenient place to stay, but it is small and therefore does get booked up well in advance. And not just by punters! There is a lot of building work going on in the area and the contractors make use of it for their workers. I usually phone about 2 weeks in advance but (a) they don't always answer and (b) they are often booked up. Try the Landsknecht in Uckerath or one of the Hennef hotels, which are a short bus ride away.

Visual
09-05-08, 23:23
Monika is Back....

LongRange
09-06-08, 00:15
Monika is Back....Like I said,every year she goes home(Hungary) for the month of August, she told me soduring a session.panic over then!

Gfe Finder
09-06-08, 01:05
I got in to Bernds just before 1 PM. Although I had only been away a few months, the turnover was such that it felt like I had been away for a year. Present that day were: Alina, Svenja, Anna (once again a blond, and looking great as she always does), Lara (new girl, from Germany, 32, started a few weeks ago, blond hair, large and beautiful breasts), Rita, Monika (yes, she’s back and as popular as ever), Tanja, Leonie, Sandra, Debby (who I hardly recognized because she had let her hair down instead of putting it up in a bun), Michelle, Jenny, Katja, Stella, and one other girl whose name I still have not learned.

I signed up for a massage with Sandra. Being the kind lady that she is, she paid special attention to my feet as I told her they were sore.

Lara and I then got to talking downstairs. She speaks good English, and I got some sense that she would be fun to have in the room. While we were in the bar, she leaned over and started kissing me, and then she moved down and gave me a blow job. We headed off to the room, and the blow job continued. I wanted to return the favor with some DATY, to which she responded enthusiastically with excited moaning and eventually bucking her hips around. The sex got even more energetic, with her first on top bouncing around and then when it was my turn to be on top, she kept begging me to fuck her harder, to which I happily obliged.

Even though she’s new at Bernds, Lara seems to have a good relationship with many of the women there. In fact, later on I saw her and Debby double-team a guy at the bar downstairs. They alternated between kissing each other, and then kissing and blowing him. This got me excited about the prospect of a threesome with her.

Of course, I couldn’t leave without spending some time with Anna. She snuggled up to me, and I sighed contentedly. It had only been a few months since we’ve seen each other, but as we kissed, it felt like ages. We went off to the room, and I began with some DATY. As I was kissing, licking, and gently sucking on her pussy lips, she slowly got more excited. When I played with her nipples they got more erect, her moans got louder, and at one point she had to scream into her elbow to keep quiet.

Gfe Finder
09-06-08, 01:06
Present that day were Alina (tended bar “out of uniform” until Jesse arrived), Anna, Natallie (new girl, I didn’t session with her but did talk to someone who did have a good time with her), Dana (new girl from Romania, dark hair, excellent English and Spanish), Lara, Monika, Tanja, Leonie, Debby, Michelle, Jenny, Katja, Stella, Jamila, Babsi, and Mara (she’s letting her hair grow longer—I like it.)

I sessioned with

Babsi and Lara—based on yesterday, I thought that Lara would be fun for a threesome. Babsi was right behind us and eager to join us so off we went. Since Mara wanted to watch, we went to the glass-walled bedroom. The two of them started off by going down on each other, and then I got a taste of each of them. At one point, I think the entire downstairs was watching us, and eventually Stella walked in, sat on the couch, and tried to get herself off! Needless to say, all of this was quite enjoyable.

Anna—I saw her alone on the couch and again moved over. I had a great time with her (as always) but to avoid repeating myself, I will mention that this time I finished with CIM. It was so nice to do all of this and not think, “Oh shit, I’m out another 50 Euros!”

Dana—We were talking upstairs later on. It seems that she also had lived in Spain so our conversation switched to Spanish for a while. After the standard blow job on the couch and kissing to start, we headed off to one of the rooms. Unfortunately, it was quite hot and we had to take a break at one point, but eventually I did come. Afterwards, we talked for a while longer, and I walked away thinking how nice she seemed—I hope to see her when I get back.

Excess
09-07-08, 08:36
Monger Man has provided a fine detailed review on his multi-day inspection at Bernd's. Many thanks MM.

I am an unabashed fan of Bernd's but do recognise that it has drawbacks and limitations for some. But really, where else would you get 2 paragraphs as written by Monger Man that totally captures Bernd's when the mojo is working and with a serious monger 'working the room(s)' and in synch with those naughty Bernd's girls ?

Simply irreplaceable and sadly like a fine wine rarely does it travel well to other locales. On a good day and there are many, "the Gold standard of service" in a world where standards are generally slipping.

Many thanks MM.




I sessioned with

Babsi and Lara—based on yesterday, I thought that Lara would be fun for a threesome. Babsi was right behind us and eager to join us so off we went. Since Mara wanted to watch, we went to the glass-walled bedroom. The two of them started off by going down on each other, and then I got a taste of each of them. At one point, I think the entire downstairs was watching us, and eventually Stella walked in, sat on the couch, and tried to get herself off! Needless to say, all of this was quite enjoyable.

Anna—I saw her alone on the couch and again moved over. I had a great time with her (as always) but to avoid repeating myself, I will mention that this time I finished with CIM. It was so nice to do all of this and not think, “Oh shit, I’m out another 50 Euros!”

Kingwenslas
09-07-08, 20:59
Of course, I couldn’t leave without spending some time with Anna. She snuggled up to me, and I sighed contentedly. It had only been a few months since we’ve seen each other, but as we kissed, it felt like ages.

You know, she does that to me as well, and I sigh contentedly. And it feels like ages since she last did it. It's the little things...

Kingwenslas

George Bickham
09-09-08, 12:52
I visited the Hof a couple of times over the summer, in late July and mid-August. Here is the report. It seems to have been overtaken a bit by more recent events. Anyway I hope someone finds it useful.

I hit a bad day in July. Arrived about 1. 30 to find only 10 girls there due to holidays and sickness, and only about 10 men. New to me were Denise, Rosa and Carmen; other girls Leonie, Jamilla, Babsi, Katja, Debbi, an older woman I've never known, and Alina. There were a maximum of 15 or so men at any time in the afternoon. It was a very slow day, so the girls were bored. The shortage of men meant very little couch action, so it was difficult to judge the new faces, which slowed things down even further.

Eventually went with Carmen, who is a slender Hungarian with a stunning body. As Jackyo told me, she looks a lot like Svenja. Some couch action, including BBBJ, followed by a fairly active session in the room. She was reasonably active but not that involved, so a good session, but not exceptional. She has a wonderful body, though, which was a pleasure to watch for the rest of the afternoon walking across the upper bar buck naked to answer the door.

But nobody else caught my eye, so I decided to try nearby Club M (separate post in Other FKK Clubs)

My second trip was in mid August. I arrived mid-afternoon to find 14 girls and about 15 men, with a peak of about 20 men in the early evening. Present:. Babsi, a really large girl I have seen before, Jamilla, Debbi, Leonie, Alina, Katja, Mara, Anna, Stella, a new blonde Romanian girl, Rita, Nathalie and Diana. Again the afternoon was fairly slow, with most of the action in the downstairs bar. The Romanian girl and Stella followed Mara's lead in wearing towels for much of the time, and not just for eating or when they were 'off duty' for a rest. This would not be a good trend for Bernds if it catches on. However the others remained true to their FKK principles and carried on frolicking around naked.

Eventually I went for Stella, a small, well-rounded Turkish girl of about 25 (was this the same Stella who was at Bernds around 2005 and went to learn insurance? Or is it just that a lot of Turkish girls call themselves Stella? ). Limited couch action, but quite fun in the room, although no DATY (or CIM, for that matter). Again, good but not exceptional, I would ay.

Later on I got my chance with Leoni, who was pretty busy the whole day. The more time I spend with her, the more amazing I find her. Magnificent figure, statuesque with full lips, hips and boobs; I love the dark brown skin and long hair, and she really knows how to move her body. Once with her, she just did everything I like and nothing I don't like, first on the couch, then on the couch of the kino room and then finally in the room. Lost of kissing and fondling, plenty of opportunity to inspect her amazing bod closely (including the little ring in her clit), then plenty of positions including cowboy, reverse cowboy, spoons, scissors and mish. Finished with a long slow BBBJ to CIM.

I sat back and watched the show while I recovered. Rita, the newish black-haired Belorussian girl, looks lovely and is popular although she doesn't do much on the couch. Diana, another new girl (for me) doing no couch at all and back from the room in 20 minutes or so. I'm not sure she's long-term Bernds material.

It was Babsi's birthday and she had brought in cake and sparkling wine for the the other girls and the regulars. A nice touch. She must be about 45, and a very enticing MILF. I keep on meaning to go with her, but whenever I'm there she's always rather detached, and spends most of her time behind the bar, only coming out for regulars.

Mara also there, now a very attractive young woman with an expressive face and a thoughtful expression; again she seems to prefer waiting for regulars to request her than waiting in the bars.

Debbi handing out good quality service with a lot of deep BBBJ. Needs investigation. But the real discovery of the afternoon is Nathalie, who gives a real GFE service with a long slow introduction on the couch, slow BBBJ and then off to the room. Very nice. She's new to Bernds, and so I hope her quality and enthusiasm lasts through to my next visit.

So overall a good afternoon, if a bit slow. One question. Does Tanya, the new masseuse with streaked dyed-blonde hair, do anything more than massage? She looks like she'd be pretty stunning with nothing on.

Overall it looks like with autumn here Bernds is rocking agian. So I need to find an excuse to get back there.

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Jackyo
09-16-08, 15:47
Someone on the Youppie forum just posted that she is now to be found at La Rouge, the former Sudbad, in Koeln.

Italy 1974
09-18-08, 01:18
This is my first post on internationalsexguide forum and it is about one of my favourite clubs in the whole Germany: Bernd's.

On a sunny September afternoon, once again I found myself on my way to Bernd's. I just came back from business trip in Bangkok and I was really in need for a change from the thai pussy.

I set the GPS on a well known destination (Schieferhof 28, Hennef) but I really could tell the way by hearth. While parking my car in the parking lot at number 24 ("where did you park your car? ": this was the first thing I was asked by a naked Princess.do you remeber her? Sweet memories.. When I entered Bernd's Saunaclub for the first time on a cold and windly afternoon in December 2006) I tried to remember how many times I have been there before. Maths was not my favourite subject back in schooldays but I could calculate that this should be my 20th visit to the "mother of all fkk clubs" so far.

It was just ten minutes past 13 and five cars were already parked in the parking area. I took my mobile and my wallet (I knew that that mobiles phones are allowed inside the club but I am used to put it in the locker and keep it open, just in case my wife had the bad idea to disturb my business meeting.) and made my way to the door.

I rang the bell and I was greeted by a petite, blonde, young and (obviously) naked girl I've never seen before; later I would have learnt her names is Jenny. I paid the usual entrance fee (70 Euro), got undressed, took a shower and I was ready for the party!

I went directly to the barmaid because I would like to try my luck and book a massage with Sandra; I knew my chances were slim as Sandra is usually solid booked by 13. 01 but unexpectedly only two guys were on the list so I managed to be the third.

Having booked my first fuck I had myself a couple of beer and I enjoyed the buffet (good as usual). During lunch I have a nice talk with a german guy in his 60's (he's a regular at Hof) with whom I discussed about the economic situation (Mara and Katya skills came into the discussion as well.); he was also the number two on Sandra's list. Another beer with my new friend and I went into the sauna to relax a little bit before starting the action.

After 15 minutes I emerged from the after-sauna shower and headed upstairs (during the short walk I noticed two guys on the couches with two girls taking good care of their cocks; in the window-glass room there was action underway too: that's normal at Bernd's.) where I met Babsi. Well, she is definitely not the best looking girl of the club (40sh, blond hair, not exactly slim) but in my personal ranking she is in the top 3. We talked for about twenty minutes before moving on the sofa where she perfomed the usual public blowjob: this is her best skill and I enjoyed five minute of absolute pleasure. Time to move into the room where we tried a couple of position (reverse cowgirl is my favourite) before I took off the condom and came into her mouth. More talking (her English is almost perfect) inside and outside the room (the so-called "social time" is another of her "plus" in Babsi! ).

Well, after Babsi I have planned an hour of relax but I was suddenly called up by the takenfrau: Sandra was ready for the massage!

Sandra is a blonde woman in her late 30's (or early 40s? ) a little bit overweight but with a strange "sexy and dirty" appeal (to me at least). She was waiting for me in the massage room and she asked me whom I was fucking; when I said "Babsi" she replied that she is a good choice. We discussed a little bit about her (Babsi) oral skills and I was ready for the massage. As I had asked her to start with a "normal" massage, Sandra gave me 20 minutes of relaxing massage before starting the erotic part. What to say? She is a star in sucking and licking cocks and she did it moving from the asshole to the top of the cock. To cut a (not so) long story short I came in her mouth and saved 10 minutes for another relaxing body massage: in the end, 45 minutes really well spent!

After a quick shower (I also managed to check my mobile.) I found the club in full activity: it was 5 o'clock and around 25 guys were inside the club and a lot of couch action was underway. I met an italian guy and a german guy I knew from previous visits and I have a talk with both of them. A quick snack, a beer, ten minutes in the sauna and I was ready for more.

As I said at the beginning of my post I was a big fan of Princess, the black beauty who once was very popular among Bernd's customers (who knows if someday she will come back in the game.) and still I had never tried the only black (o coloured) girl currently at Bernd's: Leonie. I asked the italian guy (he fucked her in the past more than once) what to do and he gave me his blessing. So I sit beside her (she is slim, 1. 70, a gorgeous body with fake.but really nice- tits and an ass to die for) and after 2 minutes of stupid talks (her english is very limitated) she started the usual public blowjob. After a while we moved to the room from where we emerged 25 minutes later. What to say? Onestly I have to disagree with many reports who describes her as a goddes of sex. I don't mean she is a starfish but I found her a little "mechanical" and not passionate at all. She does anything you want (I eventually came on her face without problems) but she didn't show any genuine interest during the session. Obviously this is just my opinion and it may be that she didn't like me, nothign wrong with that. But I surely won't repeat the experience. A quick shower and I have a small dinner with the Italian guy who suggested me to fuck Leonie: he (of course) mantained his opinion and either did I.

At that time of the day (8 o'clock) I had to find a sure bet to finish my day at Bernd's. I didn't have the time to start thinking when Mara sat next to me. Fot those who don't know her, she is a slim, young and very attractive Dutch girl with a superb body (in my opinion she has the best body among the girls currently at Bernd's). She is an "old" acquaintance of mine and she can also speak some Italian (my native language); so we talked about the summer holidays and the coming autumn and much more subject come into the discussion. As she didn't make any "sexual" move, I made mine and started licking her nipples. Quickly we engaged ourselves in a "69" on the couch followed by more licking and passionate ride in the glass-window room. No need to enter into details, just one thing: for me Mara is still the number one at Bernd's. We had a shower togheter, some more talks sharing a beer and I was ready to leave. I paid my bill (225 Euro) and I was gone. It was 10. 30 of another great day spent at Bernd's.

More reports to follow (Traum Paradies, Party treff Wagenfeld, Ying Yang, Bangkok and Sao Paulo).

Italy 1974

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Iseeu
09-18-08, 18:03
This is my first post on internationalsexguide forum and it is about one of my favourite clubs in the whole Germany: Bernd's.
Welcome to the forum.


Sandra was ready for the massage! Sandra is a blonde woman in her late 30's (or early 40s? ) a little bit overweight but with a strange "sexy and dirty" appeal (to me at least).
That's not the famous massuese Sandra that I know. She's skinny, almost no meat on her at all, tiny breasts and in her early to mid 30's and not blonde. I agree on the "sexy and dirty" appeal though.


Leonie ...Onestly I have to disagree with many reports who describes her as a goddes of sex. I don't mean she is a starfish but I found her a little "mechanical" and not passionate at all. She does anything you want (I eventually came on her face without problems) but she didn't show any genuine interest during the session.
This a very true description of Leonie's behavior unless she is familiar with you and then she really warms up, has a dynamite smile, and provides a great very intensive session. She was trained in the arts by a favorite of yours and mine, the legendary Princess.


I paid my bill (225 Euro) and I was gone. It was 10. 30 of another great day spent at Bernd's.
I know that you wrote that you're not good in math, but how do 3 sessions @ 50 Euro each + a massage= 225?

Good report- looking forward to reading more of your exploits on the forum.

Polar
09-18-08, 19:43
Thanks for a very nice report. My Bernds addiction is getting worse and worse. Have not been there since June. But next week it's time again.

I can only agree with you that Mara is the number one at that club. And when it comes to Leoni, I have made the same notice about how fast she usually is back from the room. Have never tried myself though.

Find you mobile phone thought to be fun. I do the same. Leave mine switched on in the locker in secret mode, just to be able to call back if my wife has searched for me during my meeting...

Italy 1974
09-19-08, 20:12
Iseeu and Polar,

Thanks for the compliments! I will try to do my best in the future reports as well.

Iseeu,

Do you have any news about Princess whereabouts? I know she went (back? ) to university but is she definitely out of the game?

Polar,

I think that Iseeu is right about Leonie: she need time to deliver a top-level service. Still I do not have time nor patience.

Looking forward to read your report from Bernd's.

Regards,

Italy 1974

Warsteiner
09-22-08, 18:04
I rang the bell and I was greeted by a petite, blonde, young and (obviously) naked girl I've never seen before; later I would have learnt her names is Jenny. I paid the usual entrance fee (70 Euro), got undressed, took a shower and I was ready for the party!

Nice report. I don't suppose if you know that this Jenny is from Greece? She worked here a while ago and then did a stint at Samya but has disappeared from Samya so I'm wondering if she is back at Bernds.

Italy 1974
09-22-08, 19:20
Nice report. I don't suppose if you know that this Jenny is from Greece? She worked here a while ago and then did a stint at Samya but has disappeared from Samya so I'm wondering if she is back at Bernds.

Thanks, for compliments.

Actually she is the same Jenny from Greece who used to work at Samya.
I never tried her but I will do very soon as I learnt that she does anal...
Can you tell me if she is as good as she looks?

Italy 1974

Iseeu
09-22-08, 22:37
Nice report. I don't suppose if you know that this Jenny is from Greece? She worked here a while ago and then did a stint at Samya but has disappeared from Samya so I'm wondering if she is back at Bernds.
..is back at Bernd's for a couple of weeks now.

Iseeu
09-22-08, 22:39
Do you have any news about Princess whereabouts? I know she went (back? ) to university but is she definitely out of the game?

I won't post on a public thread about her personal life.

I would still like to understand the dicrepancies in your report about Sandra's appearance and the 225 euro price that you paid for your sessions.

Jackyo
09-23-08, 00:03
Nice report. I don't suppose if you know that this Jenny is from Greece? She worked here a while ago and then did a stint at Samya but has disappeared from Samya so I'm wondering if she is back at Bernds.
... is back to being Jenny at Bernds where she was before she went into exile.

I talked to her the last time I was there at the end of June. She left Samya before the renovation so she was curious to find out how the renovation went.

Italy 1974
09-23-08, 11:05
I won't post on a public thread about her personal life.

I would still like to understand the dicrepancies in your report about Sandra's appearance and the 225 euro price that you paid for your sessions.The girl who gave me the massage (and the rest...) fit my description. I may be wrong about her age but she is not slim (at least I would not describe her as "slim").

As for the price I paid, I was obviously worg: 4 sessions are 200 Euro.

Sorry for that.

It may be we will meet someday at Bernd's to sort this "mistery" out!

Italy 1974

Monger Jim
09-23-08, 23:03
I am preparing to return to Bernd's in October, after my first visit in July. I failed to ask this question, when posting my impression: Near the reception desk, up on the wall, there is a box with the names of the SWs and small openings under each of their names. Is this for our use (tips or love letters?)or is it a system for use by the house?

Euro100
09-24-08, 01:39
I am preparing to return to Bernd's in October, after my first visit in July. I failed to ask this question, when posting my impression: Near the reception desk, up on the wall, there is a box with the names of the SWs and small openings under each of their names. Is this for our use (tips or love letters?)or is it a system for use by the house?
It's not for us to touch.

Euro100
09-24-08, 01:40
I had a layover in Düsseldorf and made relatively good use of it. Read on …

I touched down around 5 pm. Since I only had carryon luggage, I was at my rental car at 5:30 pm. As I have stressed repeatedly, Sixti gives you the best deals; but no Sixti location is listed for the airport in Düsseldorf. Here is a bit of advice: do not get deterred, because the Maritim hotel is right next door, and it has a Sixti station listed. So I picked up the pre-booked Smart (for 10 euro!), plugged in my GPS, and off I was on the 90 km trip down the A3 Autobahn.

First stop: Hotel Reuter. Got the room at the usual rate of 35 euros. BTW, I have never shown a passport there. All those spy novels with European hotels, where you have to show your passport and get yourself registered, are not true after all. The Reuters are also very glad to forego writing any paperwork … which I am sure has nothing to do with taxes … :) BTW, if you forego the breakfast then it’s only 30 euro. But it is delicious and plenty; 5 bucks well spent.

Leaving Reuter, I walked for 3 minutes and rang the bell at house number 28 at right around 7. Five hours of fun left in the day; let’s get to work!

Here is a nice touch that is relatively new at the Schieferhof: free mouthwash! You can pour it yourself from the bottle into little plastic dispenser cups, and there is one near every shower and toilet. I always brought my own mouthwash, but the way this place operates this new offering is way overdue.

Let’s call this episode “something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue”

I tried a new girl; her name is Lisa. There is no need to describe her, because she will not last long at the Hof, and I now know she has already left. But I still will write a few lines about her, because I liked her a lot. She has a beautiful face with very sad eyes. Dirty-blond hair, kinda petite body, with perky nipples on small breasts. I was sitting at the downstairs bar, with the two chairs to my right open. She came in and sat away from me; I asked her why not sit next to me. We talked for a long time, and she told me her story. I am not going to betray her confidence, but it is not all happy. (Therefore she will be the “blue” girl for the purpose of this narrative …) I felt right away that she wanted just a little affection from me. I was happy to oblige. True GFE; we both took our time. Sex was much more meaningful than usual in the FKK environment. After we were done, we talked quite a bit in the room. Then, after we were done cleaning up, and I cozied up with another vodka-lemon at the bar, Lisa came over again for more chatting. OK, I had to escape upstairs to eat something. ‘Cause if I want a girlfriend, then I don’t come to the Hof – if you know what I mean.

Next up, Debbie. I am not saying she is old. Nononono! She is much younger than me of course, but since she I have had many a session with her, she is the “something old” part of the story. Debbie sensed that I was taking to the new girl, and she wanted to defend the territory (me!). So she moved in, and while we cuddled on the sofa, she told me why Lisa wasn’t going to last. Hmm, OK, whatever … maybe a catfight brewing. 45 minutes of really strenuous sex followed, during which Debbie apparently wanted to show me that I needed to pay more attention to her instead of the new girl. I love Debbie, well, OK, you know what I mean ;).

Back to how hard it can be for newbies; here comes the “something new” part. I saw Delia sitting upstairs. She is also new, in her second week. She is tall and blond, all of 20 years old, and from Austria. Has a pretty smile. It is hard for a new girl, because the girls are not supposed to approach the men. If the other girls do not talk to the new girls, then their days can be pretty lonely and boring. The regular girls have almost ongoing relationships with many of the regular customers, and they socialize freely and at length with them … which at times also makes it hard for another man to get a session in with the girl he wants. Case in point: while I was sitting upstairs, one of the regulars took twenty minutes to give Katja an extensive foot- and leg-massage. In the end one of the other regulars just walked over and interrupted, saying that he really needed Katja for a session now, because he had to return home to his wife soon. The girls even go so far as to establish some sort of a schedule when a regular guy arrives, and the new girls get left out. BTW, there apparently is also a rule against the girls drinking alcohol, but this also does not seem to apply to the long-time Hof girls, at least not while they are downstairs. One of the regular customers had brought a bottle of Baileys (and a bag of chocolates) on that day, and the girls were drinking that stuff by the water glass.

But back to Delia. I had thrown a couple of smiles her way earlier in the day, and she had responded. When she had to get up to get the door (I can hear Rosie yelling “Tüüüüüreeee ….” even now – whoever has been to the Hof knows exactly what I mean), I sat down to on the sofa next to the upstairs bar, where she had left her towel. When Delia returned from giving a new customer a grand tour, she smiled as she saw me lounging next to her towel. Definitely a happy smile! I didn’t try for body contact right away. Sometimes there is a place for this, but here I wanted a more delicate approach. I told her that I saw she was new, and how she liked the place. She told me it is a little rough, but she intended to give it a serious try for at least a few more weeks. Guys, if you get there in the near future, then throw some business her way. She is definitely worth it, and in my mind she improves the average looks at the Hof. (Iseeu’s description of the “zaftig” blonde comes to mind at this point …)

We talked for at least half an hour, and after about 10 minutes she initiated light touches. We took a lot of time before light and then deep kissing. I didn’t want to put her on the spot with BBBJ on the sofa and suggested we find a room. Half hour talking and 15 minutes foreplay is enough to get both of us ready. Fortunately for Delia all rooms on the first floor were taken; so we went downstairs. I suppose that she does not venture down there often. Some of the regular girls (Debbie, Lara, Mara, …) gave us looks, but I just smiled. Really really good GFS followed. Her BJ was competent, but not great, I paid her back with extensive DATY, and then 69. I am pretty sure she came. Afterwards, she tried to justify that she doesn’t make a lot of loud noise in the process. But I knew anyway, and if there is one thing that gets me out of the mood, it’s fake moaning and screaming. Normally I don’t like to do just one position in sex, but we both enjoyed mish so much that we went at it for at least 15 minutes. Predictably, I spilled my load. Loved every second of it. If this keeps up, then I will certainly become a regular for Delia.

Finally, I am coming to “something borrowed.” Jamilla has a new hairdo. And a new hair color: dark brown, with a couple of streaks of pink and yellow. Interesting. I had chatted with her earlier in the evening and told her I liked the new hairstyle. Then, later, I met a guy from the French forum, Flocard (I think), and chatted with him about the girls. I gave Jamilla a high recommendation. I told him that she was into public sex and described one of her favorite positions to him (PM me, if you want to know :) …). I also told him that I intended to session with her later, but that he could “borrow” her [See how this works nicely into my story line ;)!]. So onto the red downstairs sofa they went, and a show they provided. Not quite to completion, though, and they went to a room. Which lasted all of about 5 minutes. Flocard came back with a big grin, though; so it’s all good.

After Jamilla had showered and came down again to sit with us at the bar, she and I chatted. I told her about my advertising job on Flocard, which seemed to really turn Jamilla on. We kissed pretty passionately at the bar and decided to take a room without the usual sofa foreplay. I was about 10:30 by then, and Jamilla and I went at it for over an hour like a couple of hot young lovers. Right away I could tell that she really wanted to come, too, and not just to service me. We had to come up for air twice and get a new round of drinks (vodka-lemon for me and apple juice for her, but in truth she drank most of my drinks, too). It was one of the greatest and also one of the scariest sessions in my live (Iseeu knows what I mean …).

There you have it: something old (Debbie), something new (Delia), something borrowed (Jamilla), something blue (Lisa). If you don’t know this saying, it refers to what a bride should wear on her wedding day. Now, if I could collectively marry all of the girls at Hof, then maybe, just maybe, I would be willing to get into the ring again :D.

Euro, out

Travelerb69
09-24-08, 05:53
Hi, Euro 100, very nice report, you surely have lots of style and writing skills. I tried to put in the ROD, I have already done it before but been absent from the forum for a while and just forgot how to do it:mad:. Hope somebody will do it.

I have been to Bernds just 2 times, so by no means am I an expert on the club but I agree that this a club that must be really hard for a girl on her first days,the atmosphere is rough sexually speaking and the older girls(both at age and time in the club)have their old-time customers and try to preserve them.

I have some brief report about Bernds girls also, not as stylish as yours, but will do it on another post so as not to mix things.

Travelerb69.

Travelerb69
09-24-08, 07:04
I was at the club in the beginning of September. Second visit so I did not feel awkward as I was first time.


Not much coach action on that day in particular, if not mistaken, a Tuesday. One young guy hanging around completely naked all the time, but well, that’s Bernds.


Some girls I was interested in were already with customers, chatting or fucking, so my choices became somewhat limited. I recognized a few of them from my first visit but do not know their names, except for Jamilla and Leonie, these I connect names to faces. Just after a while at the main room downstairs, I took notice of a brunette MILF that had probably just left from a session and sat close(but not too close)to me. Generally I look for younger girls but I liked her, talked to her and it happened to be the Russian Katya, highly praised here. After a short talk, we began to kiss and then BBJB, the infamous coach action. after some 5 minutes blowing time we went to a room. Katya has that kind of body that is better to fuck than to look at, lots of flesh, I appreciate that, she is not fat to me. She is a very hot and skilled woman, definitely, she deserves all the reputation she has. BBJB(again), DATY, she seemed to really appreciate it, followed by fucking in several positions and then I wanted and tried to take profit of the included CIM service but just could not, do not ask me why, my dick has his own will sometimes. As usual, Katya did not like it and asked what the problem was, always the same bullshit, if you do not cum they think it is their fault or that we have a problem or something. So back to fucking, doggish and I very easily came. Then Katya told me without me having asked anything, that she had come and that it was the fourth time she had cum on that day, during 10 sessions. It was about 6.30 pm, so if true it is really amazing, as they open the club at 1 o’clock.


Second session, later on, was with Arlina, from Lithuania; she specifically told me her name is Arlina, and not Alina. Again, nice session, and this time I managed to finish in her mouth.


Good thing about Bernds is its regularity, it is quite certain you will have a good session; on the other hand, one misses that thrill of hunting at the other clubs, whether you can be very successful or not, specially when you manage to really connect to a girl at an FKK or a smaller club. Again, a matter of choice. I like both.

Euro100 mentioned about fake moaning, and that just reminded me that both Katia and Arlina were really nice, I think they enjoyed the sex, but I noticed that again they kept moaning all the time, even when they were blowing me…. Arlina in particular was a bit pathetic while doing that. Katya was better…So either at Bernds they perform a surgery in all the girls that start working there moving their clitoris into their throats :D -just like Linda Lovelace at the famous cult-porn movie “Deep Throat” :), or they all fake it... On my first visit to the club I fucked Sidney, not working there any longer, and Anna, still there but not present on the day I went. Both were very good sessions but also moaned while blowing me.

So, 4 out of 4 girls kept moaning while blowing me -is this a standard procedure at Bernds? Seriously, may be they go under some kind of training to learn how to please a man, including the faking, before start working there?

I would like to hear from you guys if you also had this experience, or may be it is just my dick that is so lovely and special :D:rolleyes:that enables them to have all that pleasure while sucking it?

PS- I like Bernds, but always keep my critical sense, think it is wise to do that.

Jackyo
09-24-08, 12:34
I am preparing to return to Bernd's in October, after my first visit in July. I failed to ask this question, when posting my impression: Near the reception desk, up on the wall, there is a box with the names of the SWs and small openings under each of their names. Is this for our use (tips or love letters?)or is it a system for use by the house?


It's not for us to touch.
I wouldn't want to suffer the wrath of Connie. :)

Jackyo
09-24-08, 12:35
I'm referring to Travelerb69 and Euro100's reports on what is, IMHO, the best little *****house in Deutschland.

I'm putting both of them up on the ROD.

Iseeu
09-24-08, 12:45
Then Katya told me without me having asked anything, that she had come and that it was the fourth time she had cum on that day, during 10 sessions. It was about 6.30 pm, so if true it is really amazing, as they open the club at 1 o’clock.
I I wouldn't doubt it. Watch her carefully- she is rarely if ever idle on the couch, so 10 sessions by 6:30 p.m. is definitely possible. Any way take that as a compliment since she wouldn't have gotten off with you, if she didn't feel that you deserved it.

So either at Bernds they perform a surgery in all the girls that start working there moving their clitoris into their throats
In fact old man Bernd's took out the patent ;-0 for that particular surgical process


So, 4 out of 4 girls kept moaning while blowing me -is this a standard procedure at Bernds? Seriously, may be they go under some kind of training to learn how to please a man, including the faking, before start working there?
I've had similar sound shows in lots of places, not only Bernd's, but I wouldn't doubt that the SP share the information that they believe that this turns on most of the customers. For me fake moaning kills the mood and just gives me added incentive to turn those fake ones into real iseeu- enabled moans.


I would like to hear from you guys if you also had this experience, or may be it is just my dick that is so lovely and special :D:rolleyes:that enables them to have all that pleasure while sucking it?
That must be it. It must be very lovely and special. LOL

Nice reports

Italy 1974
09-24-08, 13:21
I wouldn't want to suffer the wrath of Connie. :)Neither do I.

Italy 1974

Iseeu
09-24-08, 18:53
I had a layover in Düsseldorf and made relatively good use of it.
Oh, I know those Dusseldorf and Cologne layovers only too well. But I'm looking for some new excuses to making those "layovers".


Let’s call this episode “something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue”
I actually use a variation "something old, something new, something tried and true" on most of my club visits, not only at the Hof. The variety is refreshing and this way you're also auditioning future candidates for your dance card.


BTW, there apparently is also a rule against the girls drinking alcohol, but this also does not seem to apply to the long-time Hof girls, at least not while they are downstairs. One of the regular customers had brought a bottle of Baileys (and a bag of chocolates) on that day, and the girls were drinking that stuff by the water glass.
Yes, a very definite rule, but regularly flaunted. On many occasions, as we're about to go to a room, the woman I'm with will ask, "wouldn't you like a vodka-limon", and then drink it down as soon as the zimmer door shuts close. A stash of alcoholic drinks is usually kept in the downstairs bar and many of the German regulars will keep it supplied for the girls.


After Jamilla had showered and came down again to sit with us at the bar, she and I chatted. I told her about my advertising job on Flocard, which seemed to really turn Jamilla on. We kissed pretty passionately at the bar and decided to take a room without the usual sofa foreplay. I was about 10:30 by then, and Jamilla and I went at it for over an hour like a couple of hot young lovers. Right away I could tell that she really wanted to come, too, and not just to service me. We had to come up for air twice and get a new round of drinks (vodka-lemon for me and apple juice for her, but in truth she drank most of my drinks, too). It was one of the greatest and also one of the scariest sessions in my live (Iseeu knows what I mean …)
Yes I do. Scary, but somehow very enjoyable, ne'st ces pas?

Great report- Delia is on my dance card for my next visit (sadly, not until late October). You're sure that we're not related?

Jackyo
09-24-08, 21:33
I can hear Rosie yelling “Tüüüüüreeee ….” even now – whoever has been to the Hof knows exactly what I mean
If I close my eyes I can hear Connie yelling this too in my mind.

This gets the girls running to the door and within seconds afterwards a fresh faced fully clothed dude enters from the outside into a world of earthly delights and wanton debauchery.

Akibono
09-25-08, 04:10
If I close my eyes I can hear Connie yelling this too in my mind.

This gets the girls running to the door and within seconds afterwards a fresh faced fully clothed dude enters from the outside into a world of earthly delights and wanton debauchery.


I vaguely remember my first visit to a club. The sight of a bunch of naked women sitting at various places and one running to the door to show you around was such a shock. I don't think I remember anything that was said when the girl showed me around the club.

Italy 1974
09-25-08, 12:50
I vaguely remember my first visit to a club. The sight of a bunch of naked women sitting at various places and one running to the door to show you around was such a shock. I don't think I remember anything that was said when the girl showed me around the club.I understand.

On my first visit to the Hof I was welcomed by a naked Princess!

Italy 1974

Whitey2
10-03-08, 05:21
First stop: Mecca

Bernds Friday Sept. 26. My first time at Bernds.

Arrived in Hennef (Seig) banhof just before one, took a taxi to Bernds. Takes less than 10 minutes.

First Session

Met at the door by twentysomething naked chick that Little Willie decided he wanted right there and then. A mistake to do that sort of thing, and I know it, but Willie can be persuasive. Session not so hot - lukewarm, disinterested bbbj, so-so mish, no finish. A swing and a miss. Don't remember the name, but I think she was from from Romania.

It must have been a Smoker's Messe that day. Absolutely everybody was smoking except me, creating a smoggy atmosphere that lasted from the time I got there until 11:00 p.m. when I left.

Second session

Round two was about an hour later with a good-looking chick who spoke a fair amount of English. Can't remember the name of this one either, and the session was equally unmemorable. Again, no finish.

By now, I am thinking that either all those ISG reports have been idealized or I have just picked the wrong day. I know in the back of my mind that neither of those things can be true, but it sure seems that way. I am bored.

But I meet a genuine ISG lurker in the downstairs lounge who speaks English and have a good long chat with him and also a Japanese businessman who soon joins in, having heard us conversing in English.

The ISG lurker's name is Juaquim (probably not how you spell it), a short, roundish Portuguese dude who lives and works in London and has a Brit accent. He got there by BUS and a little walking, thanks to somebody's report here in the Bernds section on how to do that. He is an FKK virgin, or was until about an hour before I met him. He is dying to talk to someone about the FKK scene and is absolutely bouncing off the walls from the session he had. The Japanese dude and I exchange grins, both being a bit more experienced. It's a little like watching a kid describe driving his first car. Silver dollar eyes, lots of hand gestures, breathless lustful descriptions.

Third session. Also fourth, fifth, and sixth.

Then a miracle plops down in my lap. Not next to me - on my lap. She is tall and big-boned though not fat, lively in a wiggly way that Willie approves of although he's kind of crunched down under that nicely-rounded Russian butt. This is Katya, she of much mention on this thread.

The Bernds legend lives! The smoke doesn't matter now, the music seems better now, the paint on the walls looks brighter. Everything changes! This is not only my idealized version of a woman, this is one wild enough and with enough stamina to probably kill me in about a dozen back-to-back sessions. I wisely limit it to four, and string them out with an hour or two in between. All positions eventually explored, four (count 'em, four) cim's in a row.

Juaquim and the Japanese dude, who have more or less been sitting around for most of the day, are increasingly curious for details and eventually come to the conclusion that I must be nuts to keep picking the same woman, what with a dozen or so others roaming around who look just as good or better. I am undeterred. I tell them that when it's right for me, it's right, and there's no use in trying to ring the bell any louder.

By the last session I am so drained of bodily fluids that my eyeballs are wrinkly. I have eaten so much of the famed Bernds buffet, that of the Hotel Reuter fame, that I am waddling. It's honestly not that good, but I find myself shoveling it down anyway. I lounge around the downstairs area, flopped across the longer sofa section that's right next to the window that looks into the adjoining bedroom, thinking that maybe I can work myself up for just one more go, but at around eleven I just give it up and go ask the thekenfrau to call me a taxi. I don't even want to mess with waiting around for the train. I have the taxi take me back to my hotel in Seigburg (not that far away, I find out, only about a 28-euro ride).

A final comment. Katya is a talker, even though her English is a bit halting. I am kind of a natural listener anyway, but it became obvious early on that her mood can vary if she senses that you aren't paying attention to her. Best to be attentive.

Other reports for the rest of my trip can be found on the following threads:
Saturday: Mettmann. They don't call it "Back to Mettmann" for nothing.
Sunday: Cocoon
Monday: World
Tuesday: Samya

Marlow
10-03-08, 14:27
forgive me for doing the maths or trying to at least. I liked this report because it gave us the strikes you can suffer at Bernds, but then I was agog in amazement. Six sessions in a ten hour day with breaks of one or two hours in between. So that's three hours of sex in the room and that excludes couch petting time which is usually around 15 minutes average and shower time and food time. I've heard of bed hopping but this is some kind of record! Why do rabbits come to mind when I read of exploits at Bernds!

Whitey2
10-03-08, 23:55
Yeah, I agree. But it's true, nevertheless, although it probably wasn't an entire hour between the first and second sessions with Katya. I was really hyped by her. Try staying away from Germany for over two years and see what it does to your adrenaline reserve, especially when you meet a chick like that.

The Mettmann report, when I get it done, will be just as energetic on my part, although the completion ratio to sexual activity was far less. Just too many arms and legs in the way, and too much group intensity for me a lot of the time. But you talk about rabbits - practically every guy there was hoofing it to one or more than one of the rooms every time a "cycle" took place, although sometimes just as voyeurs. Occasionally you would see a guy getting a bbbj on one of the hallway sofas or chairs, but mainly everything took place in the rooms, which can get quite crowded. Sometimes the girls would end up double or triple-teaming a guy who was struggling with getting off (such as meself). THAT was nice.

Another nice thing about Mettmann (for me) is that there is a glass wall partition between the smoking and non-smoking areas in the largish lounge.

Other previews:


Cocoon. A snore compared to the two above. Like attending an ice cream social.

World. Went there to meet up with my old friend Shiatsu again, mainly. A loooooong train ride from Wuppertal. World is World, although the main bar/lounge has been "Vegased" to depict 4 corners of the globe, with a round bar sitting in the middle. Lots of optik possibilities walking around, usually looking bored. Every now and then one would pole dance for a while to liven things up. LOUD music. The kino room has clearly visible movies now, as opposed to the fuzzy crap they used to have. Note: no couch bbbj there anymore.

Samya. Got there late in the evening, due to my return from World and a taxi problem I will detail in the appropriate thread. I didn't realize it closed at 1.

Fly Bob
10-15-08, 21:38
There is a good reason this is called the "mother of all clubs" and Tuesday was proof again.

There was a full contingent on board for the day. The ratio was good all day. Babsi was her wonderful self and full of life and stories, and other things during the day. Monica is back and wonderful as usual. Katja was downstairs and not busy, highly unusual, and I was able to introduce my self. We had a really nice talk for 30 minutes about her, Russia, life, and then she demonstrated why she is such a superstar. At the end of the day it finally dawned on me who this new shining face was. Natilly used to be at World and I met her last summer. She is excellent.

Overall a great day.

Excess
11-05-08, 21:47
The ISG Global mini-conference was a success by any number of measures.

The venue was Bernd's which is always a club to kick things off correctly. Expecting a Monday to be quiet but it wasn't as the ISG turnout added to a good number of guests to keep the house full. Unfortunately, the girl count was down so there were some unsatisfied wishes, but with ISG'ers this isn't unusual as they are a demanding lot.

5 Members were signed up and all 5 arrived on the appointed day. 4 ISG'ers "closed the place", as members would expect. A 6th member was there in spirit but he was excused due to other business. Glasses were raised to brother Jackyo. Cheers, Jackyo.

Perhaps the most striking thing about this conference was the sheer airmiles clocked up by the famous 5 to get to Germany for the conference on the morning and onto Bernd's for the day. I counted a total of 40 hours in the air overnight for the 5, plus travel in most cases from Frankfort to the 'Hof. Serious attention to mongering by this group.

Italy 1974 won the award for most travel to attend as well as putting himself into solid contention for the ISG ATA Award for the Most Serious Monger - 2008.

This gentleman left Bangkok after sessioning at the Eden Club, flew to Frankfurt overnight and drove up to 'Hof for opening time at 1:00 pm. Closed the 'Hof and was in good spirits for the duration. Doing 2 of the World's greatest mongering clubs in one day- Eden and Bernd's, amazing.

In attendance were, Iseeu, Italy1974, Boomer 10, Excess and Johnny Z.

Having gotten the organisational business out of the way, we proceeded to thoroughly enjoy ourselves. A few tense moments when Katja grew concerned about the high volume level of Italy 1974's descriptions of mongering deeds past but we did explain to the girls that he was Italian and a triffle jet lagged so they should cut him some slack which they did. In any event, a great day/evening at Bernd's was enjoyed by all.

I am sure that there will be individual reports provided in due course, but some of my highlights were:

Observing these serious mongers, it was evident that innate natural selection was in play. Independently and instinctively, the ISG'ers gravitated to the better providers. Much in favor with the merry ISG band were Monica, Debbie, Leonie, Katja and Djarmila as well as Boomer's beloved Mara. Girls missing on the day notably were Babsi and sorry to say, Jackyo, Svenja. Iseeu and Excess were both shocked and felt somewhat cheated by the absence of our beloved, Connie. The "Turrrreee" just wasn't the same.

Excess took one for the Team as it turned out. Always ready to do test runs, he tried a relatively new 'Hof addition to the line up Diana - a German girl, long dark hair, a scorpion inked on her side, 28 years old in a couple of weeks. She sports a cute and appealing look but carries a few extra pounds on her stomach - unlike any of the ISG'ers ;-)) A number of ISG'ers commented on her as an interesting possibility and it fell to Excess to try her and report.

In summary, Excess wasn't much impressed. - a girl with several NO's which can be OK (no CIM for example, limited digits), but for Excess somewhat disruptive was Diana's wish to check frequently if the positioning of the condom was in order. Applaud her attitude towards towards safe sex, but it did tend to put Excess off his timing and stride. Nothing really special on the work bench, and I do have the feeling that Diana will not have an extended stay at Bernd's. All things considered, Excess decided to exercise Sperm Management and refrained from completing from his side even though Diana was treated to DATY which she enjoyed. No hard feelings, simply a lack of the same on Excess' part.

Monica and Debbie among others were able of course to erase that session from the memory banks with practiced ease.

Other highlights.

Iseeu and Djarmilia decided to demonstate the fine arts on the couches to completion without waiting to make the few steps to a waiting room.

Unfortunately and sadly, ISG discipline had broken down momentarily and the other 4 had wandered off to inspect other rooms at the time.

Fortunately, Iseeu was an eye witness. He described his performance to us later as simply "magnificent". Djarmila, diplomat as she is, didn't contradict.

A very frequent local guest did not assist in the girl/guest ratio by insisting on having 2 girls with him in the glass room down stairs in every instance during the evening. Tanja, Rita, Djarmila, Diana, Mara, Monica were but a few who passed through his loins. One of his troikas featured as mentioned, Djarmila with Diana. After the first 1/2 hour Diana was dismissed and the guest carried on giving Djarmila a solid rodgering for another 1/2 hour. 'Nuff said, thought Excess.

I did see him as he excited from the club towards closing proceeding in stuffing Euro 50 bill 'tips' into the box with the girls names above it at the entrance. 3-4 girls received presents from this gentleman. Somewhat excessive thought Excess.

Another N. American unaffiliated with ISG was very active as well, locking up girls, usually duos for an hour at a time and filling much of his time in the rooms. Towards the end of the evening the ISG'ers were observed wandering around with their dicks in their hands for want of girls. Good spirits prevailed, of course.

Italy 1974 insisted that he enjoyed himself so much that a further ISG Global mini-conference be convened in the first quarter 2009 and to be held in Bangkok.

Johnny Z and Boomer both savoured the atmosphere and partook of a number of sessions which were reported back as being fully satisfactory. Johhny sampled a newish girl, Lara, a buxom and hefty blond who did not rub Johnny the wrong way with her bottle of baby oil and massage that reached all the parts that had been stressed on the flight across the pond. Just what the Doctor ordered reported Johnny Z.

Boomer held out well for most of the evening and was mostly true to his beloved Mara who was as usual a busy girl. When they got together it was touching to see old friends get acquainted once again.

Iseeu manfully kept up a torrid pace with several hour long sessions with Leonie and Katja. Concern grew over his physical state but not to fear as he always reappeared with a smile on his face.

In summary, an excellent ISG meeting and great to put faces to ISG handles. All good fun, some great sessions and no-one disgraced themselves in or out of the zimmers. Hard to believe that we had not met other than via ISG perviously. Iseeu and I enjoyed reminiscing about absent girls from the 'Hof. We did look up several time during the evening and thought that we saw Brandi and Michelle at their respective work benches in the keller. But no, it was our minds playing tricks.

Excesss? He too enjoyed himself without reserve. Thanks guys.

Jackyo
11-05-08, 22:56
A 6th member was there in spirit but he was excused due to other business. Glasses were raised to brother Jackyo. Cheers, Jackyo.

Girls missing on the day notably were Babsi and sorry to say, Jackyo, Svenja.
Thanks, guys! I would have wanted to be there. Ach! Dummgelaufen!, as they say.

I'm sure I would have made up for Svenja's absence somehow based on your description of the lineup that day.

Excess
11-06-08, 11:12
It would be unkind and incorrect of me not to add Anna to the list on the ISG'ers argets. Anna obliged and wrapped her lips around several members during the Bernd's conference and all were able to report experiencing complete satisfaction for the record.

George Bickham
11-06-08, 15:38
I'm planning a visit to the Hof later in the month and hope someone out there can help me with some questions. Will probqµably be there on 26 November, and happy to meet any other ISG-ers.

Does anybody know if Nathalie (slender, short black hair, Polish (? )) is still there? And any recent experiences? When I saw her in August, she arrived at about 4pm. Does she always do the evening shift like Svenja, or does it vary?

Can someone give me a description and/or report of Lara, if she's still there? Does she do CIM?

Does Tanja, the young brunette masseuse, offer extra services like Sandra? If so, any experiences?

Plus, any other recommendations, particularly of new faces?

Thanks in advance. My report will follow the visit.

Boomer10
11-07-08, 04:28
Girls missing on the day notably were Babsi Just a update, I was told that Babsi is nolonger at Bernds. She is apparently at a new club being run by a Bernds alumni.

Iseeu
11-07-08, 04:57
Just a update, I was told that Babsi is nolonger at Bernds. She is apparently at a new club being run by a Bernds alumni.
We heard that Michelle is now at Club M, but I hadn't heard that Babsi had made the move as well. Hmmm warrants further inivestigation...

Excess
11-07-08, 09:12
http://www.club-manuela.de/

Boomer10
11-08-08, 16:52
We heard that Michelle is now at Club M, but I hadn't heard that Babsi had made the move as well. Hmmm warrants further inivestigation...I looked at the Club M website and saw the name Brandi listed. Considering how bad my memory for names is and how awful my german is, I could have gotten the name wrong (and just as likely, I could have completely messed up the translation and got the story wrong). So, if an adventurer makes it over to Club M please let me know if I started a false rumor.

Iseeu
11-09-08, 21:30
I looked at the Club M website and saw the name Brandi listed. Considering how bad my memory for names is and how awful my german is, I could have gotten the name wrong (and just as likely, I could have completely messed up the translation and got the story wrong). So, if an adventurer makes it over to Club M please let me know if I started a false rumor.
Both Brandi and Michelle are listed, but not Babsi...

Shasar
11-10-08, 01:33
Both Brandi and Michelle are listed, but not Babsi...Brandy left a month ago to Ela's but Babsi not (status quo of last week).

OzPunter
11-10-08, 21:46
So several months ago I made some grand statements about FKK clubs, like World was the best, and Bernd's was overated etc etc.

I apologise

I visited the Hof for the 2nd time last week and had a great time. And now I understand.

Got there just after opening, which I might add is a great time of day to get there. Very relaxed.

I started chatting with Steffi, who I think is absolutely stunning. She's a gorgeous blonde with the perrfect body. Hugely enjoyed having her on the emd of my Cock. No anal, no FT but didn't matter.

I also booked myself in for a massage with Sandra, which I highly recommend. Based on some of the stories I'd read, I was hoping for a bit extra but didn't get it. What's the story with that? Is there some kind of etiquette I should be aware of?

I then moved on downstairs and had some good conversation with other guests.

Then there was Katja. Although she can seem a bit unfriendly, I took the plunge and didn't regret it. She rally is a man eater. Great session, and would go back.

Had to leave around 5ish as I had a plane to catch but next time will try for a full day.

Went there hoping for a bit of Anal and FT but didn't get it, that was the only downside, maybe next time.

As I usually say, a great day in a club (or mongering in general) often comes down to yourself, your mood, your openness etc. I was in good form and as a result look forward to going back to the Hof. Its a special place.

Mind Snatcher
11-13-08, 22:49
Some things don't change - same warm, welcoming atmosphere, same middle-aged baldie propping up the bar, same cold meat salad in the dining room, and the lovlies Katya, Babsi, Monika, Debbie and the wonderful Anna gracing the familiar premises. Other things have changed; regrettably, the no-smoking area has been abandoned; Mara is on holiday, Jasmine off sick. Carmen has gone to ply her trade in a sex silo in Bonn. But now for the high point: the newest arrival, Steffi, is truly stunning, aged 19, she has the freshness of a schoolgirl and the body of a superstar. I was lucky to be able to enjoy her twice. Only problem is that she is usually in great demand, and as soon as you see her you will know why. How long will she last, I wonder? Incidentally, things quietened down here early. Debbie and Anna left by taxi before 11, and with Steffi locked away semi-permanently with some German dude, there wasn't actually that much choice.

Excess
11-13-08, 23:20
Blond and new as in the last 2 weeks?

If so, she had her clothed first tour of the 'Hof the evening of the ISG Global mini conference. She cast lustful eyes over the toweled bodies of Forum members lounging between sessions on the couches downstairs. It clearly convinced her that the 'Hof was the place to be with the Hunks of ISG being representative guests - rather than the usual pensioners.

If not, her loss. The girl being given the tour was very blond and attactive and easily raised a number of members to attention.


Some things don't change - same warm, welcoming atmosphere, same middle-aged baldie propping up the bar, same cold meat salad in the dining room, and the lovlies Katya, Babsi, Monika, Debbie and the wonderful Anna gracing the familiar premises. Other things have changed; regrettably, the no-smoking area has been abandoned; Mara is on holiday, Jasmine off sick. Carmen has gone to ply her trade in a sex silo in Bonn. But now for the high point: the newest arrival, Steffi, is truly stunning, aged 19, she has the freshness of a schoolgirl and the body of a superstar. I was lucky to be able to enjoy her twice. Only problem is that she is usually in great demand, and as soon as you see her you will know why. How long will she last, I wonder? Incidentally, things quietened down here early. Debbie and Anna left by taxi before 11, and with Steffi locked away semi-permanently with some German dude, there wasn't actually that much choice.

Traveldoc99
11-15-08, 13:50
I will be returning to Bernd's next week and have booked a room at Hotel Reuter. I hope someone can answer the following quesitons for me.

Is internet accesss available? If so, is it wireless?

Are credit cards accepted?

Upon returning from Bernd's after midnight will I have access to my room without waking someone?

Thanks in advance for your comments.

Iseeu
11-16-08, 04:58
i arrived at the hof for the isg executive team building exercise at 1:01 just in time to be ushered in by debbie and to get the first key and my name at the top of sandra’s list of preferred massagees. as coo (that’s chief operations officer to you non-corporate plebeians) i consider it under my realm of responsibility to make sure that everything checked out and that all looked in order. alles in ordnung. anna, debbie, jamilla, katja, leonie, mara, monica, rita, and tanja all looked prepped and primed as did the 2 new ladies in the house, lara (blonde german mlf) and diana (hungarian?, slightly chunky, nice features). notably missing; babsi, svenja, jenny, carmen, stella, natalie, dana, denise, rosa, alina, delia.

i’m not sure how many of the newer sp still have their names on the message boxes (i forgot to look this time) but in any case, that’s a pretty long absentee list and as the ceo, excess, has previously noted, there weren’t enough sp in the house that day, which was very evident as more than a few times during the day, we looked around whichever lounge we were in at that time and realized that there were no women in sight. this was especially true in the upstairs lounge and as a result i don’t believe that i spent more than 10 minutes there the whole day. simply no one to speak to and nothing going on.

our cto, italia arrived a few minutes later, but we didn’t identify each other until about an hour later. by then i had identified 2 other anglo speakers, both canadians, who just happened to pop into the hof on the day of our meeting. one of them is actually on a work stint in nrw, and this was his first venture into the fkk wilds. he kept asking on hearing that there were lots of fkk clubs in germany; “are they all like this?”. we had to explain that there were many clubs, but none quite like the hof. he had stumbled unknowingly on the hope diamond. the other canadian, had visited for the first time the previous friday, stumbled into the bernd’s halloween party, and had fallen head over heels for the lovely anna, from whose side he didn’t leave most of the day. together with cruiser 2121 whom we identified later, and the 5 of us, there were 8 anglo speakers out of the approximately 20 clients all day. it’s a good thing that connie wasn’t there for this anglo invasion!

by the time the isgers began to congregate on the lower level, i had already enjoyed an awe-inspiring massage with sandra. as always, the massage was sensually great, lots of touching, feeling and kissing, but this time when i motioned for her to lie down, she instead suggested that we go to the adjacent room where there’s a nice big bed to play on. great idea since we never would have been able to stay within the confines of the massage table. once on the bed she continued to massage my front, and then i massaged hers, making sure to taste her tasty bits with my mouth, which she very much enjoyed, leaving a snail-like trail of fluids across my face. at some point, and the details are sketchy here, she went on top of me, and with her hairy bush rubbing against me, i came very powerfully. absolutely great session, a unique hof feature, and she is so nice and friendly to be with, and really gets into her customers.

i had also managed in a quick session with debbie, whom i had promised when she showed me to the locker, that she would be my first right after the massage. debbie and i have some history together and for awhile i had avoided her. but we rekindled our acquaintance a few visits back, she always gives an excellent time, she’s smart, opinionated and funny and we enjoy talking to each other, even if she is somewhat critical of my lifestyle choices.

and so suitably sated, we began to congregate. the ceo, arrived and inspected our laptops. he was followed by our cmo, johnny z (who had actually chosen the date and venue of the meeting and whose early promotion had led to its success), and then the cfo, boomer 10, who exercised proper fiscal prudence by only spending valuable euros on the target of his affections, the elusive and always popular mara. as always, having some buddies to spend the down time with enhances the club experience. we ogled anna, jamilla, rita and leonie together, swapped some trade secrets, shared experiences about some of the other places that we’ve mongered at, and of course, took in the great bernd’s vibe (anna/katja/* bum in the air leaning over for some bernd’s style foreplay). we had never met, but the common bond of sharing this hobby, immediately opened the doors of friendship and the almost 11 hours spent in conversation, taking in the sites or in the arms of some bernd’s lovelies went by very quickly.

my mates, were either occupied or scouting out the upstairs action, when jamilla stopped by on the couch to say hello. i love the way she carries herself and saunters around with her awesome body and we have had some great times right there on the downstairs red couch. she remembers that i am not shy, and i know that she is an exhibitionist, so after the bernd’s standard foreplay, she asks can we do it right here. i motioned to the long area of the couch under the windowed wall between the lounge and the open playroom, where we have previously put on our shows, but she says no right here. so she pushes me against the wall, lies me down, turns around and we begin to go at each other in 69, with me stopping every so often to look for my pals so that they can enjoy the free show. i don’t know where they disappeared to, just at the critical moment of the day, but when after a good bit of mutual licking, she got up on all fours, and stuck that lovely behind in the air, i wasn’t about to wait for them to appear, so i just plowed in and put an end to that exhibition to a smattering of polite applause and comments from the cellar audience.

i relaxed, went to the sauna, had something to eat, and spent a lot of time in discussion with my pals who were also busy plowing through the bernd’s service providers. we watched as one of the german regulars who always seems to be there when i visit, went through assorted duos of ladies. since connie was awol, the regular daytime downstairs bar lady was pressed into thekefrau duty and so another of the german regulars, who also always seems to be there, was pressed into service as the barman for the day until jessie arrived. lara, sitting on one of the barstools was making eyes at all of us, and eventually johnny z could no longer resist her very obvious attributes, and went off for a closed door session with her, making sure to take the massage lotion in with them. excess too, went off for a closed door session with debbie, while italia, the cto, was in closed door conference with monica, checking out her patented prostrate technique. i was once again left by myself on the red couch until katja plopped her lovely behind down a few meters away.

i moved over, stretched out and laid down, with my head cushioned comfortably on her thigh, my eyes just a few centimetres from her glorious orbs. she had a good laugh at my method of approach, making comments to the barstools that i was using her as a pillow. yes, a pillow, but with all the fluff in the right places. my pillow leaned over and closed out all of the available light by pressing her most visible attributes into my face. ymm, i snacked on those for awhile, and then she snacked on my now visible attribute. she asked what i would like to do, and i told her that i wanted to eat her muschi for the next hour or so. the open play area was occupied so she led me into one of the downstairs rooms, closed the door and i kept my promise, munching on muschi (that’s the latest hit single on the german hit parade), and also on every other inch of her body for a very long time. i paid particular attention to her feet and toes which had her squirming, and then moved back to her muschi, to her increasingly strident sighs until she very vocally came. then she returned the favour.

there’s no doubt, that katja is a bbbj star and as excess and i recalled, she was voted best bj provider in germany for many years. i came with her on top of me in cowgirl (had a scary moment, as i never felt her put the condom on me, and i blew almost immediately after she slid me into her, but was relieved to see a filled condo there in the disembark). she also loves sex, is a real talker, and it behooves anyone who is with her not to listen attentively when she voices an opinion. this time we spoke about her dislike of paid a service, and about how many sp fake their affection for this type of sex, just to get the euro from the customer, but then complain how much it hurts afterwards. all of this talk about sex, with katja cuddled against me, had made jr. very attentive, so katja made him feel loved again, this time taking it all in her mouth. i asked her as we were lying cuddled again, how many times she had orgasms with customers, and she said 3-4 times a week, as she doesn’t allow the honor with most customers, and in fact most customers don’t even want to try as they’re just interested in the ficken. i thanked her for the honor, and she thanked me.

we wobbled out of the room after almost an hour and a half. my colleagues had sent out a search party for me, and were visibly relieved or else just happy to see me, when we came out into the downstairs lounge. i was happy to see them, but frankly, i really needed to recharge after that session. so we sat around talking as the evening hours dwindled away. italia was showing clear signs of being jet lagged from his long trip from los, and at one point just leaned over, head into the back of the couch and dozed off. it actually looked like he might be sick right on the spot where jamilla and i had previously tangoed. the lovely leonie came over to check up on him, perhaps out of concern that he would leave some unappetizing stains on bernd’s valuable red couch, but true monger that he is, he took a few strolls around the house to get some highly scented air, recovered his senses, and began making serious plans for a reunion in his beloved bkk.

at one point i had gone to the bar to get a drink and began a contest with leonie to see who could throw peanuts into jessie’s mouth. leonie had obviously been practicing, or else i was just distracted by jessie’s cleavage, where i put many of my carefully aimed peanuts, or i was flustered by just being in a peanut-throwing-into-bargirl’s-mouth competition with a glorious naked goddess. eventually, i found my mark, and with jessie’s mouth now filled with peanuts, i moved a bit farther away and motioned for leonie to open wide. her legs, that is, not her mouth, though sadly, i was much too distracted by the view of leonie’s lovely muschi winking back at me, to get even one peanut into its designated orifice.

later, as i sat on the couch with my colleagues, and contemplated our partners for our parting session, i called leonie over to sit on the couch with us. italia was now fully recovered and was happy to join the conversation with her, as they reminisced on their favourite vacation sites in thailand, as well as her home town recife, brazil. she told me that she has 4 sisters at home that look just like her and she is planning to visit them for weinacht. i immediately begged to join her, as visions of me sitting at the christmas table with 5 naked leonies on either side began to blur my vision. leonie is stunning, and can give the impression of being standoffish, but as previously chronicled on this board, once she feels comfortable she will give a fabulous passionate session. she was obviously comfortable with me and my mates, so i suggested that we provide my colleagues with a public display of our affection in part as compensation for their having missed out on my public mating with jamilla. she would have none of this and urged me to join her in a zimmer. i pointed to the open play area, but she led me to a zimmer. i even tried to leave the door open so my colleagues could perv and peek in, but she wanted to get me behind closed doors, and i’ve learned never to publicly disagree with a beautiful naked woman who wants to have sex with you, especially when she has boobs like that.

did i say that she is stunning? she recalled that i had been one of her first ever sessions in the hof, in a 3some with princess, and she couldn’t get over at that time how p and i had moved in tandem allowing the session to slowly and sensuously build up. once the door shut, i asked her to just lie back on the bed so that i could just look at her glorious beauty. then i asked her to close her eyes and i began to slowly caress her body with my fingers and tongue, each time surprising her as to the location of the next touch. she was loving it, as i moved down her body, sucking on her toes, and then moving up between her legs, stopping to lap at her rear hole, leaving a finger there for emphasis, before sliding up into her lovely pink vortex. she held my head there as i lapped at her juices, and kept me on target as she came 2 or 3 times. i moved up on the bed and lay next her cuddling her as she came down from her high. she passionately kissed me, looking at me, saying yes, i remember. she moved to go down on me, but i told her to just relax, that we had time, i wanted to be with her for a longer time. so we lay for awhile, caressing and kissing. she told me to lay down and close my eyes and she began to give me a body wash, ending up at iseeu jr. the one negative about leonie is that her bj is too toothy (perhaps a katja led refresher course is due? i’ll speak to hr), so after a few minutes of this i directed her attention to my balls. she slipped on the condom and turned around, but i said no, i want to look into your eyes, while we make love. i began to move into her slowly, and that’s how we came together, with me looking into the soul of this gorgeous goddess.

when we came out it was past 11 and things had slowed down. most of the other guests had left as had many of the sp. my colleagues + cruiser 2121 and i were left to review our day and declare our meeting a success. many euros and much semen had been spent, many vodkalimons, bailey's, kaffees and wasser had been imbibed, our laptops with their finely tuned processors and bernd's standard software had provided exceptional performance and we were certainly a more integrated team that we had been at the start of the day. confronted with a dearth of local resources, in true mongering fashion, we had made the most out of the available providers, attacked with honor every available opportunity, and certainly left a mark on the venerable hof that day. individually, i had met most of my declared targets for the day (missed svenja again), and for once, it was great not to be in the language minority. thanks excess, johnny z., italia 1974, and boomer 10 for some great times, good companionship and i look forward to taking advantage of the cto’s generosity at our los reunion.

Breadman
11-16-08, 14:18
Notably missing; Babsi, Svenja, Jenny, Carmen, Stella, Natalie, Dana, Denise, Rosa, Alina, Delia.


That's alot of missing talent. What day did you visit? Wondering if some of these girls are now working at Bernd's new place near Cologne.

Jackyo
11-16-08, 14:19
(Anna/Katja/* bum in the air leaning over for some Bernd’s style foreplay)
I had a laugh with Svenja about this the last time I was there.

Katja has a very distinctive method of doing a BJ with her rear in the air and lots of pink showing and Svenja, being a keen observer of all that goes on at the club, made it a point of it demonstrating on me. "This is how Katja does it", she said. Then, "This is how I do it" as she lowered her butt to be a bit less exhbitionistic.

All I care about while she goes down on me is that I have tactile and digital access to certain parts of her. I asked very politely if she'd mind and her reply to me: "Please! Help yourself!" as she provided ready access to certain nether orifices.

Svenja has a way of rotating her tongue around the shaft as she blew me and I commented to her that it was like being in a washing machine to which she asked, of course, what RPM I preferred.

Nice, funny girl, Svenja. Sigh.

Johnny Z
11-16-08, 17:27
Hello, gentlemen,

I'm just getting around to reporting on our pre-election party at Bernd's on Nov 3rd. Got back the 10th but I've paid the price for tacking on some personal time to my business trip and was snowed under this week.

Actually that's good, because Iseeu has now added detailed minutes which complement Excess' Opus from a week ago. Those summed up the event quite well, so I can focus my descriptions on my two sessions with the ladies that night.

First, though, I do want to echo what everyone else said. It was very interesting to meet all these characters! Iseeu, Excess, Boomer and Italy 1974 all showed up as promised, and we had bonus appearances by the Cruiser and two Canadian fellows, one of whom was familiar with ISG and one who is now. It really was international night at Bernd's.

Second comment is that I was feeling jet-lagged and thus a bit sorry for myself when I got there, but you veterans are astounding, or crazy, or maybe both. Italy did look like death warmed over for a while that night but STILL managed to have 2 or 3 sessions after flying from Bangkok (! ). Of course, I'm sure he did nothing there. Iseeu seemed to gear up for one session after another and had at least half as many encounters that one evening as I had my entire trip (for me, 8 sessions on 4 club nights over 8 days). And Excess was coolly pacing himself by observing and then enjoying the scene. I expect Boomer had a great time with Mara, I never did get a chance to find out.

Last general comment is that it was very informative and interesting to get all that first-hand information about the Thai scene from Italy, Iseeu and Cruiser (I think, sorry if I've mis-identified our Irish colleague). Now this is what it's all about, getting the inside scoop on another major monger destination while socializing between sessions in a familiar, friendly place.

Finally, on to the session reports. After flying into Frankfurt from the US, I detoured into wine country to visit a couple wineries and buy my quota to take back with me (15 bottles, I've got a nice styrofoam-packed case I always check as my second piece of baggage), but still managed to get to Bernd's by around 3 PM. As I said, I was feeling tired and jet-lagged, but was revived after meeting the irrepressable Iseeu and Excess (the others I met only later) and I noticed a beautiful girl sitting next to us downstairs.

It was Anna, a Polish girl I had not seen my previous trip, and who, indeed, was pretty new to Bernd's. She is truly beautiful, I'd say around 5'5 and on the slender side, but a delightful form. Blond-ish hair, pretty face and a nice shy smile. I had a wonderful time in August with a Polish girl at World (Yaraa or Jara) and my new Norwegian friend (who I met last time in Bernd's! ) keeps raving on how great Polish girls are, so no problem deciding to proceed. And in fact she was delightful, very compliant but in an assisting, not a suppressed, way. Pretty basic session, the preliminary blowjob followed by a few positions, and since I did have some pent-up energy, once she charged me up I discharged quickly. Lovely girl, highly recommended.

Then I had a shower and a quick conversation with the guys, but I realized I still was kind of tense. Lara caught my eye, partly because no one else seemed to be paying much attention to her. She had just started at Bernd's when I was there in August and I had met her then. Friendly, positive woman. Now Lara is a big girl (both height, at least 5'7, and weight, "voluptuous" although not "BBW") and not what usually attracts me in the FKK setting. Where I'm from in the US. Well, you've heard those jokes about corn-fed midwestern beef. That's not entirely true, there are some slender stunners available when I live, too, but certainly, if you like a solid woman you would have a great choice where I live.

But I found Lara friendly and engaging, and she did seem to think she could help ease my tension with a massage. Suddenly I was in the mood for big curves. She grabbed her oil and accessories and off we went. One can see she is no professional masseuse, but she did provide a good massage of my back and thighs and legs. Also, it always turns me on to have a big pair of breasts rubbing my back and crack along with a playful set of hands. So on with a cover and we proceeded to try some differenct positions. Especially in doggie it was fun to have such a solid and curvy form with which to play the battering ram. I was a bit worn from session one and the trip, though, so she put me on my back for more massage work up front. Yes, she did massage more than one area, but she paid enough attention to that to create a mini-version of Mt. Vesuvius. I had to laugh as her eyes widened, I had enough left to make somewhat of a mess. Which she proceeded to clean up very enthusiastically. Very German attitude overall, determined to get the job done, but still relaxed and friendly throughout.

That did the trick, I was relaxed and satified for the day. It was just early evening, but even though I told myself to keep looking around for one more go, I actually settled in for some friendly banter while watching the eye candy walk around, advertise itself, and occasionally pubically attach an ISG colleague who looked vulnerable. Which would be all of them.

For those of you interested, part II of this trip will be in the World thread, and parts III and IV under Oase. This was the best night, though. I like Bernd's a lot, but even better was to have such fine company. I hope I see many of you again, and look forward to meeting many more.

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Iseeu
11-16-08, 17:35
That's alot of missing talent. What day did you visit? Wondering if some of these girls are now working at Bernd's new place near Cologne.
It was a Monday, known to be the slowest day in the Hof, and the first day after the halloween party so hopefully that's not a true indication of their regular roster. We need to monitor the situation to see if it picks up on other days.

As far as I know only Michelle and Brandy have moved over to Club M. Also I don't believe that there's a direct link between the 2 clubs, except that Manuela used to also work at Bernd's. The transfer of Michelle though, who served as sort of house mother for the Hof SP, may indicate that there is a link and that they needed her management skills in the new club during it's launch. Perhaps a more knowledgable Bernd's monger can give us the real lowdown.

Shasar
11-17-08, 00:29
It was a Monday, known to be the slowest day in the Hof, and the first day after the halloween party so hopefully that's not a true indication of their regular roster. We need to monitor the situation to see if it picks up on other days.

As far as I know only Michelle and Brandy have moved over to Club M. Also I don't believe that there's a direct link between the 2 clubs, except that Manuela used to also work at Bernd's. The transfer of Michelle though, who served as sort of house mother for the Hof SP, may indicate that there is a link and that they needed her management skills in the new club during it's launch. Perhaps a more knowledgable Bernd's monger can give us the real lowdown.Hi,

There is no direct link between Club M and the Hof and I would not mention Club M in the presence of Rosi

Toscana
11-17-08, 14:44
... Club M. Also I don't believe that there's a direct link between the 2 clubs, except that Manuela used to also work at Bernd's. Maybe Breadman was referring to Sudbad in Cologne, which has had one or two more positive reports recently. Is that still linked to Bernd's?

Breadman
11-17-08, 21:50
Maybe Breadman was referring to Sudbad in Cologne, which has had one or two more positive reports recently. Is that still linked to Bernd's?

I thought Sudbad became this Club M...

If not, does Club M have a website?

Toscana
11-17-08, 21:57
http://www.saunaclub-salonrouge.de/index.html = Sudbad

http://www.club-manuela.de/ = Club M

Two different clubs; two different places. Haven't been to either yet.

Iseeu
11-18-08, 00:56
Second comment is that I was feeling jet-lagged and thus a bit sorry for myself when I got there, but you veterans are astounding, or crazy, or maybe both. Italy did look like death warmed over for a while that night but STILL managed to have 2 or 3 sessions after flying from Bangkok (! ). Of course, I'm sure he did nothing there. Iseeu seemed to gear up for one session after another and had at least half as many encounters that one evening as I had my entire trip (for me, 8 sessions on 4 club nights over 8 days).
Actually, if you're counting I had 5 sessions that day, with 6 pops (2 with Katja). I had also arrived that morning on a flight from the U.S., but I guess that the air in the Hof, replete with the scents of sex, cigarettes, and institutional soap, invigorates me.


As I said, I was feeling tired and jet-lagged, but was revived after meeting the irrepressable Iseeu and Excess (the others I met only later) Ummm, can't take credit for that. I'm not into guys LOL. If I recall, it was the irrepressible Anna who revived you. I just watched and kept my hands to myself...


I noticed a beautiful girl sitting next to us downstairs. It was Anna, a Polish girl I had not seen my previous trip, and who, indeed, was pretty new to Bernd's.
Not new. She's been there at least 4 years, although she did leave for awhile for a legit job and came back because the money was better in the Hof. She is indeed very pretty and very good.


It was just early evening, but even though I told myself to keep looking around for one more go, I actually settled in for some friendly banter while watching the eye candy walk around, advertise itself, and occasionally pubically attach an ISG colleague who looked vulnerable. Which would be all of them.
Vulnerable? That's the first time I've been called that, and it's probably better than some of the other things that I've been called.


This was the best night, though. I like Bernd's a lot, but even better was to have such fine company. I hope I see many of you again, and look forward to meeting many more.
Bernd's is usually the highlight of my trips too and it was great to share the experience this time with others. Nice meeting you too and look forward to doing so again.

Johnny Z
11-18-08, 01:46
Iseeu, after looking at your comment when linking my posts to the RoD thread, I can now see the error of my ways. If I wasn't running around doing all that other stuff, I would have had more energy for the important things!

Actually, that did occur to me during the trip. For example, the Bamberger Reiter dude has been sitting in that dank cathedral for 800 years now, so what if I wait until next time to see him? Any excuse to go back.

Guess the problem is, I can't get the German wine and see the medieval art and all that when I'm home either. But right now I'd classify the FKK clubs as Germany's most outstanding unique feature.

Sorry about the mistake on Anna, I hadn't seen her in August and was sure I asked somebody whether she was new.

Finally, in the giving credit where credit is due department, I did say that Iseeu had "at least" half as many sessions that day as I did on my entire trip. And I didn't get to see him perform that one time like everyone else did, lol, so how can I be sure?

Euro100
11-18-08, 06:39
I, too, am impressed that Johnny Z is looking at cultural treasures while on an FKK tour. It would have never occurred to me to see a church in Ilbenstadt, which is a really little town. (But in my defense, I did see the Bamberger Reiter once ...)

So yesterday I decided that I would also raise my level of culture and to tour Bonn a bit. It is supposed to have an interesting Beethoven museum. But I got going a bit too late, leaving my hotel two hours later than I intended. So while I am driving my rental car through Bonn in search of the museum, I checked my watch and saw it was 12:30 pm. "Screw it" is what I thought then, turned the car around, and headed straight for the 'Hof. So much for my cultural ambitions!

But on the positive side, I did get to roger Steffi three times real good before I had to leave for my dinner business meeting in Bonn.

Steffi is this new girl, who has only been to the ‘Hof for two weeks now, according to her. Before that she worked at Samya. She is all of 19 years old. I know beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but Steffi has a very pretty face that goes perfectly with her model body. She is tall and slender, had blond hair, exactly what you would expect that perfect German female specimen to look like. Usually you can get this physique only through a rigorous and sustained workout routine. But she professes never to work out and to eat like a horse. She has an amazing softness and nimbleness to her that has to be experienced to believe it.

Clearly, Steffi seems at present by far the top act in terms of earnings at the ‘Hof. She seems busy all the time and told me that she does at least 10 sessions a day. While I did three sessions with her, she still managed to squeeze two other guys in between. Amazing! Steffi claims that she left Samya, because she did not make enough money there, which is really hard for me to believe.

After my recent Rio romp (http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=811984#post811984), the ‘Hof left me oddly cold. Having experienced Samba/Techno/Funk played at full throttle, while girls dance and grind all over me in Rio was in stark contrast to hanging out in the downstairs bar at the Schieferhof, where they played what seemed like easy listening music from the 80s, and where everybody was just laying back, waiting for things to happen. It also didn’t help that I had no other guy that I felt like talking with. Not exactly a party crowd of guys present in the afternoon hours ...

But like I said, I found Steffi and did not look back. She is amazingly fun to chat with and has a great way to make me feel at ease. She is German, but speaks a decent English, and also a bit of Dutch (mainly dirty talk, actually, which she learned from Dutch punters at Samya), French, and Spanish (enough to order a beer, at least).

I think I am going to go back on Thursday for a few more helpings of Steffi …

euro

Mind Snatcher
11-18-08, 18:23
I will be returning to Bernd's next week and have booked a room at Hotel Reuter. I hope someone can answer the following quesitons for me.

Is internet accesss available? If so, is it wireless?

Are credit cards accepted?

Upon returning from Bernd's after midnight will I have access to my room without waking someone?

Thanks in advance for your comments.

Probably too late now but no internet access at Reuters. You get a key to the side entrance so can come and go as you please. At 35 euros it's hardly worth bothering with cards, which Germans don't like. Note the huge breakfast includes unlimited sandwich bags, so you can pack the remains of your breakfast for lunch (mine consisted of 7 rolls, a huge plate of meats and cheese, eggs etc.)

Johnny Z
11-19-08, 00:22
You get a point from me for trying. I've actually never been to Bonn, and also heard they have a bunch of good museums due to it being the capital of W Germany.

But with my understanding of "to roger", that is, a spatially close yet distinct alternative to vaginal sex, I would have made the same choice as you, if I were capable of rogering this girl three times in an afternoon.

Looking through Iseeu's list below, doesn't appear Steffi was there last Monday. Another reason to go back.

Jackyo
11-19-08, 13:00
You get a point from me for trying. I've actually never been to Bonn, and also heard they have a bunch of good museums due to it being the capital of W Germany.
The former Bundesdorf is not at the same level of Berlin museum-wise.

There is a museum of German history which is quite interesting to visit. There is also a branch of the Deutsches Museum, the technical museum on the island on the Isar, in Muenchen but it is quite small. There is also an art museum (I forget what it is called), but I've never been.

Beethhoven is, indeed, from Bonn and there is a statue of him in their main square. I've never checked out any Beethhoven sites in Bonn but there must be something.

In contrast, there are several Beethhoven houses in Vienna (he moved a lot). In fact, he lived in what is now a Heurigen in Grinzing. All I can say is that you've not experienced Gemuetlichkeit until you've spent time hanging out at a Heurigen. The Wiener have got their priorities straight.

Jackyo
11-19-08, 13:11
I thought Sudbad became this Club M...

If not, does Club M have a website?
Club M was founded by Manuela who used to work at Bernds.

Sudbad is now called La Rouge and has supposedly taken on a whole new persona, d. h. its abandoned its "you buy me a bottle of champagne, I show you a good time" format.

Italy 1974
11-19-08, 17:20
Hello guys,

I read your great reports on the ISG meeting at Bernd's!

Really a grat day!

I had rally a couple of busy weeks after our meeting and I am going to post my report on the day spent at Bernd's.

Ehm... Actually I was at the Hof also on the day after...

Looking forward for the next ISG meeting!

May be in early 2009 in Bangkok or it may be in 2008 at Bernd's once again!

Regards,

Italy 1974

Marlow
11-20-08, 00:25
it's Salon Rouge, for what its worth - and probably not a lot. They did a heavy promo with the German boys but nobody is particulary wild about it. Manuela's Club M offers champer and Sekt and claims the girls don't press you to buy...just their bodies next to yours and then say how about it, love. In the heyday of cross border sex in the late nineties (those fun filled innocent years) I was in a club in Poland called the Pink Parrott or Blue Bird (can't remember) a walk from the German border in Guben. It was 100DM for one hour with a choice of teeny wild cats, champagne at 50DM a bottle and two armed guards on the door of the house to keep the riff-raff out. The sex reminded me of all those parties with rampant college girls. Around 2am (club didn't open until 11pm) I ran out of money, walked back across the border to a cash machine took out some more and walked back to the club. The border guards by now waving me through without a glance.
sadly those days are gone...weep...weep.

Euro100
11-22-08, 04:35
It was Buß- und Bet-Tag, or as I like to call it: Busen- und Bett-Tag. In the morning, driving to my work appointment I heard a religious commentator telling people they needed to look inward and also to be honest with others. I thought “how can you be honest with others, if you are not honest with yourself”, and if I am honest, I had to admit that I wanted to do Steffi and Leonie at the Hof, maybe both at the same time :D How is that for a religious awakening?

So, at 11:30, as I got done in Frankfurt with my morning meeting, I hopped into the rental car and made the 90-minute Autobahn chase to Hennef-Lichtenberg. I arrived at 1:15 and still found parking right in front of number 28. Got greeted by the ample headlight of a naked Lara and entered. A quick shower later I was downstairs on the last unoccupied of the barstools, as the only man surrounded by 7 naked beauties. (Is that a male teenager’s dream of heaven or what?) Vodka-lemon to get myself a bit more relaxed. Sitting next to me on the left is Leonie. I practice my (extremely weak, BTW) Portuguese on her a bit. The girls chat about all kinds of things, and it is interesting to listen in on their conversations about running into customers in their private lives, about dieting, about vacation plans in December, and so on.

But I want my first encounter to be with Steffi, and since she is not downstairs I go upstairs. I try not to be too obvious about it and get a bite to eat first. Not bad, actually, some kind of Schweinebraten with gravy and bread (I’m not much for potatoes and vegetables). Then I belly up to the upstairs bar, order a coke, and nonchalantly look around. A few girls, but none of them Steffi. Connie is behind the bar, and I enquire. She tells me that Steffi has left the Hof, for good. Any trouble?, I ask. No, she just decided it wasn’t right for her. Connie confirms that Steffi made a lot of money. I ask if there were issues with the other girls, but Connie denies that, saying that she got along with the others. I didn’t say anything, but remembered that Steffi had complained that things were not as clean at the Hof as they had been at Samya, where she had worked before. Maybe that was it. But the simple sad fact remains that she is gone. I am sure glad that I did three sessions with her when I had the chance two days before.

Now what? Back to downstairs, where Leonie is sitting on the red coach in front of the indoor window. I plop down next to her and make conversation. At first she does not remember that I have had two previous sessions with her. Some kind of impression I must have made on her, huh? :( (Debbie and Jamilla, BTW, do remember me by name; so I made at least a little bit of an impression on some of the girls …). After just a couple of minutes of kissing and groping I have forgotten the disappointment of Steffi being AWOL. BBBJ on the couch gets me going good. We then retreat to one of the adjacent rooms. I would not have minded staying on the coach and giving the other girls a show, but Leonie took the lead, and who am I to argue.

Now, if you know Leonie, you know that she is quite the looker. She is a tall, fairly dark-skinned Brazilian beauty, with oh-so-beautiful eyes and perfect lips. Her black hair is pulled ball in thin cornrows that fall down to almost the middle of her back. She has just a bit of ink, enhanced headlights, and a clit-ring on her shaven pussy. I just love looking at her! For a Brazilian girl she is extremely subdued in her manners, quite a change from the wildcats I enjoyed in Rio. Different, but not in a bad way, just different.

We really take our time with foreplay, and she looks deeply into my eyes as she gives my privates a tongue-bath. Then it’s my turn with DATY, and I get her going quite nicely. Then it’s time to put on the raincoat. I ask her what position she wants, and she lets me know. We go for quite a while in doggie, but I do not bust. This is now easily the longest I have lasted with her. We change positions. Again. And again. And again. I am really getting a good aerobic workout, and even she begins to sweat a bit. Off comes the rubber and we attempt BBBJTC, but 10 minutes later still no dice. Back in the saddle, and finally after another 10 minutes of body slapping … relief! It lasted almost an hour, and we both just lay there afterwards. At least I was totally spent. It was one of the 5 best sessions of the year for me. (The other four being one with Jamilla at Hof, one with Lilly at FKKW, one with Melanie at 4x4 in Rio, and one with Nicole at L’uomo in Rio.)

I took a shower, made liberal use of the mouthwash they now provide at the Hof, and then made my way upstairs to get a new big towel. Leonie was sitting on the couch under the porn-TV and chilling. I grabbed a drink and plopped down next to her. We had a nice chat and shared a smoke. I am guessing she will remember me from now on :D.

After that I contemplated grabbing one or two more girls, but then decided against it. Invariably, after I have a perfect session, I tend to think that the next one will be a letdown. So I called it a day after only 3 hours at the Hof.

During this calendar year I have had more sessions at the Hof than any other place in the world. 17 total sessions, if my counting is right (4 with Debbie, 3 with Steffi, 3 with Leonie, 3 with Jamilla, Leila, Anna, Lisa, Delia). Not a single bad session among them. I love this place!

euro

Bun Biter
11-23-08, 18:09
Hi guys,

Its been more than a year since my first and only visit to Bernd's and it looks like I'll finally be returning to this amazing place for a one day visit next week. I'm wondering wether any of the girls there provide Greek.

Peace.

Euro100
11-23-08, 18:43
Hi guys,

Its been more than a year since my first and only visit to Bernd's and it looks like I'll finally be returning to this amazing place for a one day visit next week. I'm wondering wether any of the girls there provide Greek.

Peace.

The backdoor option is not included in the base price. (CIM, though, is!) And I know that not every girl offers it. So you will have to ask.

I have never done Greek at Hof. It's just not my thing. I tried it a few times at places where it was no extra charge, but then decided that I definitely would not pay extra for this service.

Iseeu
11-24-08, 02:15
The backdoor option is not included in the base price. (CIM, though, is!) And I know that not every girl offers it. So you will have to ask.
Even if she is one of the women who offer this, it is totally up to her discretion if she will agree to the backdoor option with you. She can have many reasons for refusing and does not have to offer an explanation. It may be that she only offers it to a regular customer, or only less endowed customers. Totally up to her. But, don't bother to ask Katja. It is definitely not on her menu (see my last Hof report).

Iseeu
11-24-08, 02:29
Now what? Back to downstairs, where Leonie is sitting on the red coach in front of the indoor window. I plop down next to her and make conversation. At first she does not remember that I have had two previous sessions with her. Some kind of impression I must have made on her, huh? :( (Debbie and Jamilla, BTW, do remember me by name; so I made at least a little bit of an impression on some of the girls …). After just a couple of minutes of kissing and groping I have forgotten the disappointment of Steffi being AWOL. BBBJ on the couch gets me going good. We then retreat to one of the adjacent rooms. I would not have minded staying on the coach and giving the other girls a show, but Leonie took the lead, and who am I to argue.

Now, if you know Leonie, you know that she is quite the looker. She is a tall, fairly dark-skinned Brazilian beauty, with oh-so-beautiful eyes and perfect lips. Her black hair is pulled ball in thin cornrows that fall down to almost the middle of her back. She has just a bit of ink, enhanced headlights, and a clit-ring on her shaven pussy. I just love looking at her! For a Brazilian girl she is extremely subdued in her manners, quite a change from the wildcats I enjoyed in Rio. Different, but not in a bad way, just different.

We really take our time with foreplay, and she looks deeply into my eyes as she gives my privates a tongue-bath. Then it’s my turn with DATY, and I get her going quite nicely. Then it’s time to put on the raincoat. I ask her what position she wants, and she lets me know. We go for quite a while in doggie, but I do not bust. This is now easily the longest I have lasted with her. We change positions. Again. And again. And again. I am really getting a good aerobic workout, and even she begins to sweat a bit. Off comes the rubber and we attempt BBBJTC, but 10 minutes later still no dice. Back in the saddle, and finally after another 10 minutes of body slapping … relief! It lasted almost an hour, and we both just lay there afterwards. At least I was totally spent. It was one of the 5 best sessions of the year for me. (The other four being one with Jamilla at Hof, one with Lilly at FKKW, one with Melanie at 4x4 in Rio, and one with Nicole at L’uomo in Rio.)

I took a shower, made liberal use of the mouthwash they now provide at the Hof, and then made my way upstairs to get a new big towel. Leonie was sitting on the couch under the porn-TV and chilling. I grabbed a drink and plopped down next to her. We had a nice chat and shared a smoke. I am guessing she will remember me from now on :D.
It continues to amaze me, and be slightly spooky, how you and I always seem to end up with the same women at each club that we visit. Jamilla and Leonie are 2 of my current Hof faves and I had a spine-tingling time with the Brazilian goddess the last session of my last visit. I'm going to print little post-it note size business cards and start leaving them in a very strategic place on every woman that I session with, with the message "Iseeu was here first."

I will stop in at Samya on my next trip just to sample Steffi. Then I have to get to Rio to session with Melanie and Nicole. Thanks for the great reporting and I would ROD but Jackyo beat me to it.

Jackyo
11-24-08, 12:09
If you guys aren't one and the same person, you are probably twins separated at birth, living parallel lives.

I kind of picture a story similar to that of the freres Escargot from the movie "Start the revolution without me".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Start_the_Revolution_Without_Me

Orsan Cart
11-24-08, 15:48
I'm an FKK newbie and was planning on making a one day trip to Bernds or Palace or perhaps Oase. I'm flying into Hahn on an early flight and back out late the same evening.

I have been a little put off Palace by some recent reports, which seem to indicate that the attitude of the girls can be a bit hit & miss, and I wonder whether you guys would be able to recommend which of the three venues would be best for my first FKK experience.

Also, I'm going to be there on a Tuesday from early afternoon onwards so I'm trying to find the venue which is going to be best for this time/day. The things that are most important to me are:

1, Quality & quantity of girls
2, Good facilities (sauna jacuzzi etc)
3, Friendly ambiance
4, I'd prefer a big club over a small venue.

Any feedback would be appreciated.

Marlow
11-24-08, 23:37
...or Danny and Arnold?

Euro100
11-25-08, 00:41
...or Danny and Arnold?
OK, but I get to by Danny! He always gets the naughty women :D And who wants to be the governator, anyway ...

Iseeu
11-25-08, 01:22
And who wants to be the governator, anyway ...
His wife is pretty hot and she's got money too. I'l take the Arnold...

Fly Bob
11-25-08, 08:19
I'm an FKK newbie and was planning on making a one day trip to Bernds or Palace or perhaps Oase. I'm flying into Hahn on an early flight and back out late the same evening.


Also, I'm going to be there on a Tuesday from early afternoon onwards so I'm trying to find the venue which is going to be best for this time/day. The things that are most important to me are:

1, Quality & quantity of girls
2, Good facilities (sauna jacuzzi etc)
3, Friendly ambiance
4, I'd prefer a big club over a small venue.

Any feedback would be appreciated.

First: get a map, you will be a long drive to Bernds
Second: go to World if you want a big club with loads of girls
Third: Bernds is not a starter FKK. It is small with little to do.

Jackyo
11-25-08, 10:29
First: get a map, you will be a long drive to Bernds
Second: go to World if you want a big club with loads of girls
Third: Bernds is not a starter FKK. It is small with little to do.
Bernds isn't a starter club.

If you are landing in FRA and have limited time, best to visit World or Oase (particularly if you've not been to either). You can avoid the other one which makes up the Hessen 3.

Sventra Tope
11-25-08, 17:16
Gentlemen,

I am due to be in Koln from Dec. 10 to 12, planning to be at Samya on the night of Dec. 10, and at Bernd's (the longest I can) on Dec. 11.

Having red about a meeting that was held in Bernd's some weeks ago, I'd love the idea of calling a new one.

Anyone interested, and lucky enough to be there on those two days?
Please let me know

PS. I'm posting a similar call on Samya's topic too.

Polar
11-25-08, 18:47
I can just agree with the two previous comments but at the same time want to add something.

It is absolutely possible to do this day-trip to Bernds. It's my standard. However, you more or less need to know in advance whom you want to meet and be sure about that she is there from 13.00. And most girls start to arrive around 15.00.

To be safe back at Hahn you need to leave around 18.30 the latest. It can still be scary sometimes if there is a road accident. I nowdays new some alternative routes - I even had to take a ferry ones...

To start up with Bernds under these circumstances would be a waste of money and give the totally wrong impression of the club. Besides the positive side of already beeing familiar with the concept, it's very pleasant to start the first time with staying overnight at Hotel Reuter just beside the club. No hurry and good of time to explore what it's all about.

My experience from Palace is rather positive during daytime. The girls are not that occupied, and you have enough time to check if there are mutual contact or not. And you can go directly there from Hahn without loosing any time, Bernds open at 13.00, Palace at 10.00 if I don't remeber wrong. I have had some of my best sessions in Palace during daytime. And the same goes for Oase. Palace is slightly more safe when you want to return to the airport, it's closer, but Oase is as I see it a nicer club, has more girls inhouse and a very nice garden (maybe not that interesting this time of the year)

Fly Bob
11-27-08, 01:47
Spent a wonderful day yesterday. There was a tour group that kept all the seats upstairs occupied. The leader of the group was a bit short. I don't have a clue who it was. When I tried to talk to him he cut me off abruptly. Oh well, I was not there to talk to him anyway.

The superstars were there. Katja, Babsi, Mara, Monica, Debbie, Natallie, and on goes the list.

There is not enough good said about these superstars. I had a wonderful time and left completely satisfied. I don't think little Bob could raise at all at the end.

When the tour group left I found myself in the downstairs with 7 gorgeous girls. There I was all out of gas and the motor was not going to start. Ah, just the view was more than enough.

Basketcase
11-27-08, 23:22
There was a tour group that kept all the seats upstairs occupied. The leader of the group was a bit short. I don't have a clue who it was. When I tried to talk to him he cut me off abruptly. Oh well, I was not there to talk to him anyway.

When the tour group left I found myself in the downstairs with 7 gorgeous girls.Hi Fly Bob,

There was a tour group at Oase from midday to about 11pm as well recently. I tried talked to the American guy who seemed to be running the group and he cut me off as well not wanting to make any small talk. He said he was here on business not pleasure and that was about it.

He had an allsortment group. He would see the guys after a session and ask "how much did you pay?" and say "yes, that was right".

I saw one of the guys go to the room with Sunny from Berlin and he was in and out within 7 minutes from being picked up to paying at the valuables lockers. All respect to Sunny who can get guys to knock one out. There are times when I go to the room and cannot knock one out. Maybe some more Sunny time is needed as a finisher.

Cheers,

Londonbasketcase

Breadman
11-28-08, 14:08
Hi Fly Bob,

There was a tour group at Oase from midday to about 11pm as well recently. I tried talked to the American guy who seemed to be running the group and he cut me off as well not wanting to make any small talk. He said he was here on business not pleasure and that was about it.Sounds like you ran into the same guy I did last year at GT. He had around 8 guys with him who were 'businessmen who didnt want to get recognized'. One of the guys was a newbie on this board whom I had sent some emails back and forth with, trying to give him some tips. When the boss found out I was on the ISG he threatened to kick the newbie off the tour.

Fly Bob
11-28-08, 15:52
Sounds like you ran into the same guy I did last year at GT. He had around 8 guys with him who were 'businessmen who didn't want to get recognized'. One of the guys was a newbie on this board whom I had sent some emails back and forth with, trying to give him some tips. When the boss found out I was on the ISG he threatened to kick the newbie off the tour. Interesting that this guy has made the rounds. His behavior was exactly the same. He did not allow anyone to talk to other people there. It was like he was afraid of something. When I asked one of the guys where he was from he brushed me off and said "all over. " Most of the guys were Asian, I think Japanese. I noticed that he did the debrief with each one. At one point he was really tearing into a guy for doing something wrong. He behaved like a little Czar. He did speak a little German as he talked to some of the girls in German.

Ah, it takes all types to make the world an interesting place.

The fact he was a jerk just sent me back to the ladies and I did not waste any time. Ahhh. Bernds. And 7 beautiful girls just sitting there talking. This place really grows on you. It also makes a difference when you return. The girls remember and take very good care. Katja remembered what month I was there last, July. I had to stop and think. Let's see, . I went here and there, oh yea, it was July. Even Connie was very nice this time. I talked with her for a while. Did you realize that nobody tells here thank you? When I thanked her she seemed genuinely surprised and pleased that someone would notice and appreciate her efficiency. We should all make an effort to thank her.

Bernds, what a place!

Breadman
11-28-08, 16:28
Interesting that this guy has made the rounds. His behavior was exactly the same. He did not allow anyone to talk to other people there. It was like he was afraid of something.He's running a business. Tour guide. Doesn't matter what nationality his tour is. He's making a living by taking guys around to the clubs. If I recall, goldentime, oase, bernds were in the schedule the newbie told me. Basically, the tour guide doesn't want anyone talking to his group who will tell him how easy it is for them to do it alone. I'm sure business has been steadily decreasing for him, less clients with the extra money to pay him, the club and the ladies. And clients figuring out how to go it alone.

Ortos
11-28-08, 16:50
He's running a business....tour guide. Doesn't matter what nationality his tour is....he's making a living by taking guys around to the clubs. If I recall, goldentime, oase, bernds were in the schedule the newbie told me. Basically, the tour guide doesn't want anyone talking to his group who will tell him how easy it is for them to do it alone. Im sure business has been steadily decreasing for him, less clients with the extra money to pay him, the club and the ladies...and clients figuring out how to go it alone.Next time some arrogant, smug guy --likely from the USA-- cut's you short in a rude manner when you are just trying to make friendly conversation, you should take HIM to task! First, interaction and banter amongst male guests is part and parcel of the FKK experience. It is a universal part of being in the club. So if he tells you to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off by telling you he's on business, not pleasure, just raise your voice and say (auf Deutsch, if you can): "Oh yeah, I suppose you have a work permit to be a licensed tour guide in an EU country?"

Anyway, in an FKK environment, where everybody is equal, he has no authority to stop you from speaking to him or anybody of the group. The other guests do not "belong" to him, after all.

Yes, let's all make sure his guests know how they are being over charged and how easy it is to do without a tour guide. All you need is a laptop with Internet access...

Ortos

Fly Bob
11-29-08, 16:16
Yes, let's all make sure his guests know how they are being over charged and how easy it is to do without a tour guide. All you need is a laptop with Internet access...

OrtosOrtos,

You make a very good point here. He would be in serious problems with the Polizi if he was ratted out. He is/was a prick and taking advantage of his customers. He must have told them to never speak to other men because after he left the food room, there was one guy eating. I started to talk to him and he also dodged any/all questions. I can see that if this poor guy found out how straight forward the clubs are he would ask this jerk some very hard and pointed questions.

It is sad that all they have to do is get on this web site and they will know everything. They could find everything by googling FKK as well. When he left with his little convoy the place really cleared out. Most of the men were asian and spent the bulk of their time sitting on the upstairs couches looking at the floor. What a terrible waste!

Last Tuesday Bernds was at its best with or without the tour. I am already looking forward to my next visit. Too bad it is so far from America.

Silvercat
11-29-08, 23:03
I had gone on the "fkk tour" twice. If you had any personality conflicts with the guide you would be hazed, shunned, or made fun of for the duration of the tour. What a wonderful feeling when you paid hundreds of dollars for a guide service just to have a jerk-off mouth off at you constantly. The website states that club management knows the guides. At least with Bernds I can agree. When we were all lining up to pay our tabs, I saw something that surprised me at the time. While the rest of us payed from 150-300 euro he payed 15 euros for his room time there. I guess if you bring 8 horny guys every few months or so that is your kickback (just like a taxi driver). On the last day of our tour at Oase, we ran into a person who had been my first tour. He recognized me and asked if I was on a "the tour". We were discouraged by the guide not to talk to him. Finally you had no choice of what club you would be going to each day as "majority rule" voting was in effect. I just kept my "eyes on the prize- pussy" kept my opinions and mouth shut and put up with the bs. I got an email offer for the trip this week at a discounted rate. Business must be slowing. My story, got off my butt, researched my last trip to Germany and found the ISG.

Silvercat

Jackyo
11-29-08, 23:42
... and from folks I've met who have taken them there often are personality clashes which can poison the tour athmosphere.

This is, of course, not to forget the fees charged for services provided.

The subset of folks who pay good money for services and like to be yelled at in the process is a very small one.

Euro100
11-30-08, 03:27
I had gone on the "fkk tour" twice. If you had any personality conflicts with the guide you would be hazed, shunned, or made fun of for the duration of the tour. What a wonderful feeling when you paid hundreds of dollars for a guide service just to have a jerk-off mouth off at you constantly. The website states that club management knows the guides. At least with Bernds I can agree. When we were all lining up to pay our tabs, I saw something that surprised me at the time. While the rest of us payed from 150-300 euro he payed 15 euros for his room time there. I guess if you bring 8 horny guys every few months or so that is your kickback (just like a taxi driver). On the last day of our tour at Oase, we ran into a person who had been my first tour. He recognized me and asked if I was on a "the tour". We were discouraged by the guide not to talk to him. Finally you had no choice of what club you would be going to each day as "majority rule" voting was in effect. I just kept my "eyes on the prize- pussy" kept my opinions and mouth shut and put up with the bs. I got an email offer for the trip this week at a discounted rate. Business must be slowing. My story, got off my butt, researched my last trip to Germany and found the ISG.

Silvercat

Hi Silvercat,

good for you! May I ask how much the fee to be on the tour was? I assume that the operator provided a van to drive you around. What about hotels?

The Internet really is an essential tool to do research on mongering. And once you have been on one of those tours, putting FKK Oase or something like it into Google sets you free.

euro

Silvercat
11-30-08, 04:34
I paid 800USD for the first and 1099 for the second tour. The deal for the tour happening this week was for 699. One to two cars or vans to drive you from place to place. The first tour was based at Etap and second at Hotel Reuter. 5 day/nights. Again thanks to the ISG and fellow posters for showing me just how easier, cheaper, and less stressful partying in Germany can be.

Silvercat

Basketcase
11-30-08, 11:48
He is/was a prick and taking advantage of his customers. He must have told them to never speak to other men because after he left the food room, there was one guy eating. I started to talk to him and he also dodged any/all questions. I can see that if this poor guy found out how straight forward the clubs are he would ask this jerk some very hard and pointed questions.

It is sad that all they have to do is get on this web site and they will know everything. They could find everything by googling FKK as well. When he left with his little convoy the place really cleared out. Most of the men were asian and spent the bulk of their time sitting on the upstairs couches looking at the floor. What a terrible waste!

Morgen Alles,

I had similar experiences.

Yes, most of the men were Asians and Caucausians. They kept to themselves sitting on the couches - not really using the facilities and not making contact with anyone else. I did not realise it was a tour edict to not talk to others - it may just be for privacy issues since if these are business men that do not solicit publicity then I can see why.

The guys would wander around and pick a girl - go to the room, then once done, pay and then return to the pack sitting on the couches in the relax area. These guys did hardly any interaction with the girls.

These guys arrived en mass and left en mass around 11pm - it was funny since it really was a tour group, The guys were waiting around for the stragglers and listening to instruction.

There would be a tour van hired by the guide to take these guys around the various clubs.

After my attempt at conversation with the tour leader I gave up and just observed them as to what they were all about. The tour leader must have worked out I was a newbie when I said was he happy for our crew to join forces with his crew since we were all English speakers. He was not interested in knowing.

Cheers,

Londonbasketcase

Bun Biter
12-02-08, 01:05
Monday, Dec. 1

Arrived at 12:45, parked my rental right outside the house and rang the doorbell at precisely 1 p.m. Was let in and paid my 70€ to Connie. There were a couple of mongers there already (I guess they let guys in a bit earlier than 1 p.m.). Only 4-5 girls to be seen so early.

I noticed Connie speaking to a girl and I got the impression that she was telling her how the system works. It turned out that she was new. Her name is Liesel (spelling…?), late 20’s, about 165cm tall (but really difficult to be sure due to the high heels), deep deep suntan, short dark hair, on the chubby side, and has a big tattoo on her upper back, kind of like a biker tattoo or something similar. She looked friendly enough, spent nearly all of her time on the upstairs couch. Within a short time one of the girls got really really friendly with one of the guests and a BBBJ was started right there on the couch. Liesel was amused and for a while I thought maybe this wasn’t her scene, but within half an hour she was doing the same thing with another monger. They soon left for a room and were away for a long while. I guess the guy liked her. I couldn’t make up my mind whether I wanted to session with her or not. Something about her just didn’t quite appeal to me. She didn’t connect with any of the other customers even though she smiled and tried to make eye contact with everyone. At 5 p.m. her monger was leaving and she was summoned by Connie to come and get her 50€. She showed up in her underwear as she was getting dressed to leave. Connie wasn’t very impressed…

Back to me. My first session was with Jamilla. She had been prancing around naked upstairs and caught my attention. I made my way downstairs and sat on the couch. She was perched on a bar stool smoking, drinking sect and chatting with a few other mongers. She glanced at me several times, always smiling and I finally motioned for her to come sit beside me. We chatted for a while and I practiced my very limited knowledge of the Russian language with her. She has a really nice personality and great body and some of the longest legs I’ve ever seen. In just a short while we got real frisky, and well, you guys can imagine the rest… Good (not great) session. She demanded I do her doggy style. How could I refuse?

Afterwards I was really spent. It was nearly 3 p.m. now. All of a sudden Mara appeared. I hadn’t seen her and thought she wouldn’t be in today, but I was in luck. I let her know that I wanted to see her later but that I needed a break. She said that she would find me and sure enough, an hour and a half later, we were re-aquainted. I’d sessioned with Mara once last year, but had been really tired and hadn’t been able to finish. She’d tried her best, but to no avail. I was hoping for a better result this time and all I can say is WOW! A true GFE! Must be one of the sweetest girls I’ve ever met, all natural, no make-up, no tattoos, no boob-job and a real mellow and easy-going attitude. She’s extremely popular with the guests and if you want to session with her you have to let her know as soon as you see her, otherwise forget it. In the room we really hit it off to the extent that no lube was needed.

Earlier while I was recharging my batteries in between the Jamilla and Mara sessions I was sitting on the couch upstairs. A really tall black girl with braided hair appeared and sat on the couch right under the big LCD screen showing porn. After a while she was joined by a German monger and a German girl with an eagle tattoo on her right breast. Soon the two girls were all over the monger. I didn’t know whether to watch the porn on the LCD TV or the ménage-a-trois underneath it… surreal. What a place!

I left right after the session with Mara. I know my limitations plus I had a long drive (350km) ahead of me so I called it a day.

News tidbits: I asked Connie about Monica. It seems that she is at least temporarily away. I was hoping to session with her since we had a nice time on my previous visit to Bernd’s.

There was another new girl there on her first day. She arrived late, around 3 or 3:30 p.m. Was shown around by Connie. 19 or 20 y.o., dark complexion, long black hair, about 155cm tall (plus heels!), possibly half German half South East Asian (I suspect one of her parents is Malay or Indonesian), some baby fat still on her. Didn’t catch her name. She sat on the upstairs couch, chewing gum like a cow (literally), smoking and never smiling at anyone. This huge Dutch monger suggested they go find a room (no foreplay or any conversation between them prior to this – I was sitting right next to them) and she willingly went downstairs with him. Problem was that all the rooms were occupied. After waiting around (no couch action) for 30-45 minutes for a free room the Dutch guy’s friends decided to leave, so that was that. I didn’t see her with anyone after that. With a better attitude I might have been interested, but the least a girl has to do is look friendly.

Mara mentioned that there were only 12 girls in that day and more than 25 mongers. Some mongers were sessioning with 2 girls at a time so there was a lot of waiting… It wasn’t the best day to be at Bernd’s, but I was really satisfied. The only disappointment was that I didn’t get to see Monica again. Lets hope she hasn’t left permanently. Peace.

Jackyo
12-02-08, 07:11
Great report, dude!

Yes, let's hope that Monika is only away temporarily. Its next to impossible to imagine the club without her.

So you think Liesl was only there on a trial basis? Connie would know but if you catch her in a weird mood she won't tell you.

Bun Biter
12-02-08, 08:00
I got the strong impression that it was as you suggested, a trial run for Liesel, but from what I understood she was saying to Connie as she was leaving is that she would be coming back. Mind you, my German is quite limited.

I don't know whether Connie was pissed off because Liesel hadn't managed to connect with more than 1 monger or that she was leaving so early when there were so few girls and so many mongers. Or both.

Jackyo
12-02-08, 12:46
I was just on Youppie and there is an unconfirmed rumor that Monika has been spotted working at Samya under the name "Lucy".

Bun Biter
12-02-08, 19:02
I was at Samya on Sunday night and didn't see her there. I'd have surely jumped her bones and reported it here.

I just took a look at their website and in their picture gallery there is a "Lucyna" which matches Monica's description. No picture however. She's scheduled to be there the entire week, including the week-end.

Euro100
12-02-08, 22:10
The black girl is Leonie, and the other girl in the three-some was Alina. More on this later when I post my longer report.

Euro100
12-02-08, 22:18
This continues the Sunday post from Oase (http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=819890)

Monday is my favorite day to visit the Hof. The girls have not worked for the previous two days and are “fresher”, for lack of a better word. I left Frankfurt at a little after 3, and my rented E class got me to Hennef at right around 4:30. Surprisingly, I got a parking space right in front of number 28, which seemed to indicate that there would not be a lot of customers. WRONG! At times it was like a gay club in there. I suppose people should stop writing all these glowing reports about this place. But on the other hand, Bernds is Bernds, and that’s that. Since it is a small club, it is easy to get the numbers of guys and gals out of balance. Rosi did her best to alleviate the congestion and even talked the masseuse Sandra into staying after her shift had ended and Gabi had taken over, taking a few for the house, so to speak.

It started real good, though: A naked Leonie met me at the door. She smiled at me and said “Hi welcome back, Michael” … which is not my name. Ah, Leonie, now you are just mind-f*cking with me. After last week you swore you would never forget my name ;). So I take a shower and get ready for battle condition, but Leonie has already vanished to a Zimmer. Oh well, there were only about 10 girls working, and the rooms were all busy; so you can imagine what the public areas looked like Both upstairs and downstairs about 7 to 10 guys each sitting around without any chance to get laid in the near future.

OK, I can kill time with the best of them. I bellied up to the downstairs bar, got a customary vodka-lemon and yapped it up with Jessie. (If you haven’t been to the Hof, Jessie is the downstairs girl behind the bar and keeps her clothes on. Even though I love Jessie, I gotta say that this is probably a good thing.) Half an hour passes, Jamilla comes running out of one of the rooms, but runs right back with a couple of drinks in her hands. It turns out that she is booked all day with one of her regulars. I also learn from Jessie that it was Jamilla’s birthday yesterday (21!), and that she brought champagne for all of the girls. OK, too bad. I could have used a good Jamilla-shagging.

Anna appears, as do Debbie, a new girl named Maya (Bun Biter calls her Liesel, whatever), Alina, Lara, Tanya, Mara, and three more girls who I do not know by name. I decide to wait for Leonie, and each of the other girls get snapped up again in short order. I go upstairs, where Connie gets a kiss from me under the mistletoe. I chat with her a bit at the upstairs bar, when Jamilla comes running to the bar, wanting something. I wish her a happy birthday. She is pleased, comes over, gives me DFK, and offers me some birthday cake that she baked. I accept, she serves it to me with another slobbery kiss, then excuses herself, saying that she has one of her regulars, who has booked her for the day. OK, I say, how about cheating on him with me for a quick harsh boning? She gives me another kiss and a quick dick-rub, then vanishes. Five minutes later she comes running back upstairs, says “OK, let’s go”, and we almost run to a room. She is horny AS HELL, jumps all over me. There was no real foreplay, nothing but pounding as hard as I could. A real freaky letting-off-steam rush of sexual energy kind of thing. Very very cool! It turned out to be a 15-minute quickie, which still set me back a hundie, partially because it was her birthday.

About 45 minutes later, Leonie is sitting alone upstairs; so here is my chance. I sit next to her, ask if I can have a cigarette. Her eyes sparkle at me. She says “that’s how you started it last week”. (In other words: “dude, get a new pickup line!” :D) Halfway down the cigarette, Connie calls “Leonie, Anita”. Time for her to collect some cash. This operation takes an unusually long time, and Leonie comes back absolutely furious. She and Alina had done a dupla with this guy; he had come twice; Leonie and Alina each wanted 100 for this interaction, he said he had only come once and it was only 30 minutes, and only wanted to pay 50 to each. {note added: I bet that this is the couch action that Bun Biter witnessed}. Leonie and Alina won that argument, but she was still pissed as hell. So I switched to good-listener mode. But man, is she ever sexy when she is mad like this!

Well, it took her another 15 minutes to let off steam. But then she calmed down and slowly switched over to kissing and fondling and just a nice general couch foreplay. We headed to a room, the same one I earlier was in with Jamilla. Leonie actually moved the red couch in the room against the door to block it. Oh, oh, now I am trapped :D! Leonie told me that she had not been f*cked at all today. What? Yes, only BJs, she said. Well, I promised to help out as good as I can. So it turned into a great session, in parts real slow foreplay, in parts aggressive banging (probably still some residual grumpiness in her from that pay dispute before …), lots of mutual attempts to please, lots of positions, lots of teasing. If I had to say which session was better, this one or the one from the day before with Selina at Oase, I would probably pick Selina’s by just a slight margin, because it is always special when the first session with a girl turns out so great. But now I’m really splitting hairs.

It was around 8 pm by then, and most guys had gone home to their wives; so the usual Hof easygoing ambience returned. After showering, I returned to the downstairs bar, Leonie and Debbie and Lara were there as well, Alina still looked grim, and Leonie told her to get a good shagging from me (“it really helps, plus he is a good listener” she said). Hmmm. But Alina is not exactly my type; so I did not follow up on that thought. Jamilla came out from the Zimmer for a brief period again and came over to give me a quick kiss. I mentioned that she had not yet given me one of her homemade truffles. So she went behind the bar and retrieved a plate of them and gave me a couple. Leonie took the plate around the room and made everyone eat at least one of them. Typical Hof, what can I say. It’s hard to describe, but at times like this it is more like a friendly neighborhood bar where you hang out with friends instead of a wh*rehouse. (of course it’s a definite plus that some of your buddies are naked women :D.

Well, this time it was only a two-day trip to punter-heaven, but well worth it.

Jackyo
12-02-08, 23:26
You actually got to kiss Connie under the misstletoe?! She must have been in an exceptionally outstanding mood.

Euro100
12-03-08, 01:30
You actually got to kiss Connie under the misstletoe?! She must have been in an exceptionally outstanding mood.
Isn't that just saying everything about the quirkyness of Bernds, when the most notable part of my post is that I mistletoe ambushed Connie, and she let me? Actually, it was Connie who first goaded me on to kiss Alina under the mistletoe. Alina had no idea what this custom was, and it was funny to see her reaction. Of course, after that opening I felt I could make a move on Connie :D

Soldier Boy
12-03-08, 22:02
I'm planning a pre Christmas visit to the Hof. Does anyone know what date they are having their Christmas party on? As this is a day I'd rather avoid.

I've not been to the Hof for a couple of months and had 2 excellent sessions with little Greek Jenny the last time. I've not seen her mentioned in reports for a month or two. Is she still working there?

Euro100
12-04-08, 00:37
I'm planning a pre Christmas visit to the Hof. Does anyone know what date they are having their Christmas party on? As this is a day I'd rather avoid.

Dec. 18th. BTW, lots of Bernds girls discussed taking time off around Xmas.


I've not been to the Hof for a couple of months and had 2 excellent sessions with little Greek Jenny the last time. I've not seen her mentioned in reports for a month or two. Is she still working there?

Yep, saw her on Monday. You are right, I didn't mention her in my report of my Monday romp. But that's simply because I forgot her name. You saying Jenny reminded me, though. Jenny is short and blond, with not even shoulder-long hair, right?

Jackyo
12-04-08, 10:53
Yep, saw her on Monday. You are right, I didn't mention her in my report of my Monday romp. But that's simply because I forgot her name. You saying Jenny reminded me, though. Jenny is short and blond, with not even shoulder-long hair, right?
.. description of Jenny.

Gfe Finder
12-24-08, 23:00
Present: everyone from yesterday except Dana, Babsi, Luna, the new MILFish blond girl, and Jenny. Debbie was still wearing her red skirt from yesterday, otherwise everyone else was naked.

That day was about the deadest I have ever seen Bernds, especially for a Friday. All the better to have the pick of the girls! On that day, I chose

Anna: Another guest grabbed her before I had the chance, so I had to wait. Practically every time we’re together she pulls a new item out of her bag of tricks and I find another thing to like about her. This time, she used her toenails to caress and stroke the bottom of my foot, an often underappreciated erogenous zone. Our time together was everything that good sex should be-- uplifting, life-affirming, feeling an amazing connection even if we don’t say a word.

Natalie: I was napping on the upper couch, when I woke up she asked whether I had a good sleep. I replied that I did. We continued talking from there. Then it got more intense. When she kisses, her lips slowly meet yours—she don’t aggressively jump on and surprise you, and it’s done just slowly enough to keep you aching for more from her. And her gaze as she pulled back from my lips was out of this world! Just from this eye contact alone it made it feel like there was an incredible connection between us. She uses the right mix of lust, adoration, admiration, and anticipation along with a fantastic smile such that you know something amazing is going happen. And it did. When we went to the room I began to understand why it was that she gets so many good reviews. She takes her time with you, is very tender and sweet, and maintains eye contact for longer than a lot of women I’ve been with. While we were having sex, Edith called out “Natalie!” I quietly replied “Nein!” Edith couldn’t hear me and I was just being funny, but Natalie found it hilarious and we both ultimately got quite a laugh out of it.

Sandra: I signed up for a massage, and that’s all I was expecting, but she then told me that she could do more programs today! Outstanding! She gave me a massage, and then proceeded with a blowjob. With ever increasing enthusiasm, she licked all over my cock, my balls, and even my asshole. She jumped on top of me and rode cowgirl while I sucked her breasts. Then we switched to doggy style. I pounded her and for a change, I massaged her. (Specifically her buttocks.) From her happy moaning she seemed into it and enjoyed it. I came when she got out the oil and finished me off with a handjob. Though her words, kisses, hugs, smiles and waves throughout the evening, Sandra could not thank me enough for the jolly good fucking I gave her.

As most of the guests filtered out, it was just me, a “merry few” regulars, Mara, Debbie, and Anna downstairs. Anna snuggled up next to me, and I held her in my arms. She relaxed and sunk into me. We sessioned again, and when I came back, I gave her legs, feet, and shoulders a massage. For this, she was quite grateful. While we were talking and joking around, I lamented my inability to follow much of the conversation and Anna lamented that we couldn’t talk more. After a brief sauna visit, we cuddled again until closing time. I kissed Natalie and Anna goodbye, holding with the latter for as long as possible.

Gfe Finder
12-24-08, 23:02
Present: Alina, Babsi, Mara, Luna (new girl, brown hair but partially dyed blond, very popular), Debbie, Dana, Anna, Katja, Tanja, Maya (also new, long straight dark hair and tanned skin), one new MILFish older girl with just short of shoulder-length wavy blond hair, another younger blonde showing off her assets in a white push-up bra, Lara, Rita, Natalie, Svenja, Jamila, Jenny. I did not see Stella, Leonie, or Monika.

The costume theme was red and white lingerie; some (e.g. Tanja and Katja) still elected to be naked. Looking particularly hot: Debbie in a very short, short red skirt with white fur trim, and Lara in a see-thru white nightie which curved around and barely contained her ample bosoms and could not contain her fantastic butt. Also looking very good: Jessie. She had on a red nightie and of course the body to go with it.

Christmas music was playing early in the afternoon, but was occasionally vetoed in favor of drinking songs. (Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas” was vociferously shouted down before being played later in the evening.)

I had some lunch. There were surprisingly no Christmas themes with the entrees, sides, or desserts.

On to the girls:

Anna—I came over when I saw her smile at me from across the room downstairs. We started kissing. She was more aggressive than I remember last time because she had several months of pent-up passion to unleash. When we got into the room, I dove into her open and waiting arms. My lips worked my way down her face to her cheeks, then her neck, and then her breasts—and then back up. We rolled around a few times without breaking lip contact. I loved the feeling of her sweet breath on my cheeks as she exhaled and the gentle hums of pleasure that she let out. Then, when she started blowing me, it happened. After days of abstinence and months of absence, I just couldn’t hold back. When I came, it felt like a battleship cannon going off. I came so hard that my legs, arms and dick were out of commission for a little bit. She could have walked out of the room and I wouldn’t have noticed.

After some dinner I recovered and found

Babsi and Mara—we caught up for a while and then headed off to a room. While the three of us lay on the bed, Babsi and Mara took turns taking care of different parts of me (my lips, my nipples, and my dick.) But, it was while Babsi was sucking on my nipples and Mara was blowing me that I came in her mouth. Now, twice in a day is pretty unusual as I am normally not a fan of CIM. This is Bernds, though, so there’s pretty much nothing the girls can’t do!

Upon the recommendation of one of the customers I looked for Luna, but it was difficult if not impossible to get her attention. I did finally find

Dana—who was also very busy that day. She remembered both my name and face from last time, and we started by bringing each other up to date on what we’ve been doing. When we went to the room, we started with some DFK. I moved down to suck her breasts. Once I was able to take her whole breast into my mouth she moaned in ecstasy. She then went down on me for a blow job. When we were ready, she got on top. We switched positions and finally I came while on top of her and staring into her eyes.

After cleaning up, we ran into each other again on the upstairs couch. It was quite late at this point and virtually all of the other guests were gone. So, we were both content to continue chatting until closing time.

And when closing time came, the four girls who I was with lined up. They let me linger in my goodnight kiss with each of them despite their being naked and the open door letting in all the cold. I promised each that I would return tomorrow. [Side note: my worst fears of severe overcrowding were not realized that day.]

FYI, during the Holidays, Bernds is only open on the 29th, 30th, and I believe the 2nd as well. Most of the Eastern European girls will reportedly not be there, however.

Italy 1974
12-30-08, 23:16
I must apologize in advance as I am posting my report on the ISG international meeting at the Hof almost 2 moths after the outstanding event.

Unfortunately I have been kept away from writing on ISG by business troubles that just recently I have (at least! ) sorted out.

So I am back on ISG and here is my report on Bernd’s ISG meeting.

Ehm. Actually I should say reportS as I was back at the Hof also on the day after the meeting!

What can I do? I am a bad boy.

My day had started quite early as my flight from Bangkok had landed at Frankfurt International airport before 6 o’clock AM. Just before 9 o’clock I was at my business partner office in Koln and at 5 past 1 PM I rang the bell at number 24 of Schieferhof: the door was opened by a naked Monika.

Most of you know already who Monika is. For the few left, let’s say that Monika is an Hungarian girl with long black hair, around 30 years old, with a nice round ass and C-cup natural tits. And a passion for french kisses plus some oral skills.

Too bad that she left Bernd’s after a fight with Mara. Some rumours say that she is currently working at Samya but nothing is sure in this world.

After the customary shower (and a couple of beer) I suddenly realized that I hadn’t booked the massage-and-sex session with Sandra yet. I ran to the "reception" desk to find out that the first sessions (the ones that include sex) were already booked. So I booked a "normal" session that would be very useful for my back after a 11-hours flight and a working morning.

By 4 o'clock I had identified all the ISG members scheduled to appear at the ISG meeting: Euro 100, Iseeu, Excess and Boomer: moreover we were joined by Cruiser, a nice ISG member as well.

Excess, Iseeu and Euro 100 has already described in the best possible way what happened during the day: chats, jokes, exchanges of experiences about the girls and about many other subjects.

One of the best moment happened when Katja scolded me because my voice was too loud and I was excused by Excess for me being italian!

I really had a very good time, the best since I heve been visiting the Hof!

Talking about girls, I noticed that two of the most remarkable women of the house were missing: Babsi and Jenny.

Being Mara very busy (can you imagine why? ) my choice was obvious: Monika. I sit next to her with my glass of beer and in less than five minutes my tongue was inside her mouth and in less than ten minutes she was sucking my cock on the couch. A wonderful half-an-hour in the room followed. Monika really knows how to please a man: her oral skills are great and when she is on the top she gives her best. I came after a frantic doggy-style penetration: I felt like being in heaven!

After the session with Monika I really needed some relax: I spent thirty minutes half-sleeping on the couch downstair and I woke up as brand new man!

Just the time to have some food and a couple of beers and I was called by the takenfrau because Sandra was ready for the massage.

Sandra is very good at her job: her massage is soft and hard (in a nice way) at the same time. Her hands really gave relief to my tired back and I was feeling very well when I started having a serious hard-on.

Sandra immediately realized what was happening and I told her if she could do something to help me.

She said that the best thing to complete my relax-therapy was a blow job. So, who am I to say not?

To cut a long story short I had one of the best blow job of the year (and as I travel beetween Thailand and Brazil this is really a bigaward) with a nice come in mouth. Her oral skills are as good as her massage!

Until 9 o’clock I just tried to relax myself: a sauna, some food, some chats and talks with the other ISG members, some jokes with the girls (included some discussion in Portoguese with Leonie about Brazil and Thailand), a couple of beers, another sauna.

Around 9 PM I was almost ready for the last session of the day.

I didn’t know which girl would be the lucky one and I was talking about that with Monika.

I know Monika quite well and some other times it happened that we ended the day at Bernd’s discussing with which girl I cauld finish my visit at the Hof (of course after an earlier session with her)!

I thought about going with Leonie but on my last visit at Bernd’s I had a sort-of-a-disappointing session with her. She suggested some other options but at the end I decided to go with. Monika!

A slow blow and deep blow job on the couch was the "ouverture" for my first double-shot-in-a-day-with-the-same-girl at the Hof! And it was a great session!

The day ended around midnight with 4 ISG memebrs talking in the Bernd’s parking lot.

Italy 1974

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Iseeu
01-08-09, 23:04
visited last month, last year whatever, it's almost a month ago now, but holidays and eoy business issues were hectic and i never got down to writing this report.

finished my meetings that day on time, then amazed even my fellow autobahn drivers by the new land speed i reached in my desire to get onto sandra’s vip massage list. arrived at the hof at the stroke of 1, making sure to get the number 1 spot on the list. things are already looking good. since 2008 was a stellar bernd's year for me, i wanted to make the most of my last visit of the year, and i had a long to-do list for this day; jamilla, leonie, mara, and svenja as well as at least one of the new providers.

in house that day 16 sp:
alina, anna, babsi, debbie, diana, jamilla, katja, lara, leonie, luna (30, new tall gorgeous polish blonde), mara, maya (21, short, pretty darkish complexion- gypsy blood, new hungarian), natalie, rita, svenja (who arrived very late in the day), tanya.

i showered, took a drink and waited on sandra in the upstairs lounge. leonie looked great. she had this glow of anticipation, since she was leaving after the weekend to go home to brazil for the holidays. she showed me her towel and laughed saying :”this time i’m not sitting on your face.” background: my last visit she was walking around with a towel that had the map of florida on it. as she was sitting on the couch, i said “hey you’re sitting on my face”, and showed her that her pussy was strategically positioned on the map right where my home town is. she thought that was really funny and we had some fun with it throughout the day. this time, her towel had a picture of a naked woman. so i responded; "yumm! muschi on muschi!" we made an appointment for my last session of the night at 10:30 p.m.

finally, sandra came to me with a big smile and led me upstairs. god, following her up those stairs with her naked butt and pussy peeking out from under her white clingy shift is the epitome of anticipation for me, knowing what will unfold once we get to the massage room. we start as always by passionately kissing and groping before i lay down for that great sensual massage with her on my back rubbing her hairy bush against my back. when she moves near my prone head to rub my shoulders, i move my idle hands into her wet love canal and begin caressing her extended clit. when she asks me to turn over onto my back, i reach for her and we continue the passionate kissing. she looks at me and says let’s just go into the other room. naked, we scamper next door. once there she laid down on the bed and stretches out and i perform my magic on her. she comes loudly and wetly, and then we move into 69. at some point, she turns around and slides me into her. i’m pumped and primed but move her slowly up and down. when she’s coming again, i let go and we climax together. we lay spent for awhile relishing in the after glow. she can’t get over that she came twice and that the 2nd time we timed it together. we don’t share a common language, but our knowledge of each others’ bodies, and what buttons to push makes this as close to a gfe as possible, and certainly makes my mad rush to be on top of her dance card worthwhile.

chilled for awhile and then began looking for my next conquest. i was sitting on the downstairs couch and maya came to sit by me unbidden, which is taboo behavior at the hof, but i noticed is standard behavior for her, as she continuously introduced herself to customers throughout the day. we began to talk- she’s hungarian of gypsy blood which explains the darkish complexion, short, pretty, maybe 21 years old, with a cute smile. not knock em’ dead gorgeous, but pixieish cute. we didn’t have a lot to talk about, but she seemed eager and i was planning on trying out some of the new personnel anyway, so i suggested that we go to a room. i have to admit, that i’m drawing a blank on trying to remember the details of my session with her, unlike the other 3 that i had that day, so it couldn’t have been too memorable. she also seemed to be sitting by herself most of the time, very little interaction with the other sp or customers unless she instigated the interaction as she did with me.

had a sauna, then sat at the bar where the girls were talking about what they would wear at the christmas party, and their backgrounds and how they observed the holidays at home with their families. this led to a discussion of favorite christmas songs, which led to a computer search for songs and then what seemed like a never-ending medley of christmas songs. i tired of this and went back to sit down on the downstairs couch checking my to do list. i had leonie reserved for my last session, svenja hadn’t appeared yet, jamilla seemed to be out of sorts and mara was constantly taken.

i began looking at the rest of the staff and luna was looking very nice. i asked her to come and sit with me. she’s from the ukraine, blonde, very well put together, smoldering hot, and has spent the last 2 years working at finca. i wasn’t sure about her, since she was using some finca style trash talk; “i vant to make you explode”, which is not what you expect from a hof girl. there was something about her; she turned the conversation to a discussion of large shlongs, and especially a web porn star named lexington steele (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/lexington_steele). she has this sexy sly smile, seemed to be already very popular with other bernd’s regulars, and all of the discussion of shlongs had affected me, so i let her do her stuff. great passionate couch action, and we groped at each other on the way to one of the upstairs rooms. there she went wild, we rolled around for awhile and then she attempted to take control of the session, but i was having none of that and when i pushed her down on the bed, she protested “ but i vant to make you explode.” i went down on her, and she got into it, but was too much in control to let go, and she flipped me over and went down on me. she was good, very good, and i rewarded her “i vant to make you explode”, by exploding in her mouth. she swallowed it all and came back for a re-suck to gather up the last drops. good session, not great, but i can understand why her style of wild smoldering passion has become so popular with the demanding hof regulars. definitely a keeper.

i needed a rest a long rest, but after showering , and sitting on the downstairs couch for 20 minutes, i saw mara coming out of a session and called her over knowing that with her you must strike when the opportunity presents itself and not necessarily when my loins are well rested. she was going upstairs to shower and had already been reserved for her next session, but she promised to come back when she was, available. i hunkered down for a long wait, but she came back smelling fresh about 10 minutes later. the ensuing almost 3 hours that we spent together was one of the best p4p sessions in my life. i usually don’t go for long sessions, but with mara, the time just flew. it’s also impossible to remember all of the details, but to be sure it included a couple of pops for both of us, including some self- pleasuring for her, mutual long tongue baths, including lots of attention to the rear holes, and some out of this world tumbling on the mattress. a couple of times, some of the girls peeked in to make sure that we were ok. all of this was interspersed with lots of talking, shmussing, cuddling and even a short nap cuddling in each other’s arms. it was incredible. she is incredible, and a one of a kind mixture of pse/gfe. she’s certainly earned her stripes, and deserves her status as a constantly in demand provider at this legendary club.

i was wiped and feeling that i should just cash in, since even with leonie, there was no way that i would be up to a session like that. showered and went to the downstairs to relax and contemplate my next steps. i had an early flight the next morning where after a day of meetings i was scheduled to spend the night at lady marmalade’s christmas party. it was a little after 9:30 p.m. when svenja who hadn’t been there all day, appeared. there was no way that i could do a session right then with her, even though i have been trying to get her into the sack all year. so of course, i called to her and we went off to a room. i told her that i just want to cuddle and massage each other until i would be ready. so i laid back and she massaged me, then we changed positions, and i did my foot + pussy massage which she really liked. just before the hour mark, she took me in her soft mouth. as previously reported her bj is great and i came hard, but with very little fluid.

went again to the shower and when i came out, i went over to leonie and profusely apologized that i would not be able to keep our appointment. she was disappointed, as was i, but i told her that i just wouldn’t be up to a good time with her, and i didn’t want to ruin our “relationship” with a bad session. i wished her a great vacation and holiday, and had a nice full body hug and kiss. next time….

i dressed and left. good day; 2 of my to-do list including one incredible session, 2 new sp including a great discovery in luna, a fabulous “massage” with sandra, and a full body hug and kiss including a promise of more with leonie. a great crowning day for a great hof year.

Dxb Rocks
01-09-09, 17:37
Thanks Isseu for a great report. Captures the mood. I normally get to (or find an excuse) to be in germany once. Actually twice last year and the only reason for that is Hof. And I have tried the hessen big 3 as well. But Hof does it for me guys. Rest of my time here in UK I eagerly look forward to reading such excellent reports on Hof while I wait in anticipation of my next visit. Euro100 has quite rightly tagged these four reports in ROD.

Kudos,

DR

Gfe Finder
01-10-09, 04:34
In house that day 16 SP:
Alina, Anna, Babsi, Debbie, Diana, Jamilla, Katja, Lara, Leonie, Luna (30, new tall gorgeous Polish blonde), Mara, Maya (21, short, pretty darkish complexion- Gypsy blood, new Hungarian), Natalie, Rita, Svenja (who arrived very late in the day), Tanya.

Is one of the new SPs named Diana? If not, then not to nitpick but it’s probably Dana that you were thinking of.


Maya... She also seemed to be sitting by herself most of the time, very little interaction with the other SP or customers unless she instigated the interaction as she did with me.

She was notably more social during the Christmas party. Maybe she got acclimated rather quickly.



I began looking at the rest of the staff and Luna was looking very nice. I asked her to come and sit with me. She’s from the Ukraine, blonde, very well put together, smoldering hot, and has spent the last 2 years working at Finca. I wasn’t sure about her, since she was using some Finca style trash talk; “I vant to make you explode”, which is not what you expect from a Hof girl. There was something about her; she turned the conversation to a discussion of large shlongs, and especially a web porn star named Lexington Steele (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lexington_Steele). She has this sexy sly smile, seemed to be already very popular with other Bernd’s regulars, and all of the discussion of shlongs had affected me, so I let her do her stuff. Great passionate couch action, and we groped at each other on the way to one of the upstairs rooms. There she went wild, we rolled around for awhile and then she attempted to take control of the session, but I was having none of that and when I pushed her down on the bed, she protested “ but I vant to make you explode.” I went down on her, and she got into it, but was too much in control to let go, and she flipped me over and went down on me. She was good, very good, and I rewarded her “I vant to make you explode”, by exploding in her mouth. She swallowed it all and came back for a re-suck to gather up the last drops. Good session, not great, but I can understand why her style of wild smoldering passion has become so popular with the demanding Hof regulars. Definitely a keeper.

Iseeu, thank you for these details on Luna. Since I couldn’t investigate firsthand, I was curious to know more about her appeal and now I think I get it. I can only hope she’s still there when I return….


Good day; 2 of my to-do list including one incredible session, 2 new SP including a great discovery in Luna, a fabulous “massage” with Sandra, and a full body hug and kiss including a promise of more with Leonie. A great crowning day for a great Hof year.

And thank you again for an informative and well-written report!

Jim Quince
01-16-09, 17:04
I heard that Leonie left the house. Some say she's on vacation, but according the staff she left the business. Can someone confirm this?

Italy 1974
01-17-09, 14:34
Leonie told me in Dicember that she was planning her usual winter holiday to Thailand.

So I guess she has left Bernd's just for that trip and she will be back any soon.

Italy 1974


I heard that Leonie left the house. Some say she's on vacation, but according the staff she left the business. Can someone confirm this?

Euro100
01-17-09, 17:17
I heard that Leonie left the house. Some say she's on vacation, but according the staff she left the business. Can someone confirm this?
Leonie went home to Brazil for a vacation. She'll be back.

Italy 1974
01-17-09, 18:27
Hello Euro,

how are you?

Last December Leonie told me she was planning her winter holiday (i guessed it would be in Thailand as last year) and she also told me she would be beck to the Hof.

Please check the "travel plans and announcements" thread!

PS: are going to Thailand any soon?

Take care,

Italy 1974


Leonie went home to Brazil for a vacation. She'll be back.

Marlow
01-21-09, 22:46
Yes, Luna likes to have her fun. Around the pool she was a great flirt and flaunted herself with any man who so much as looked at her with the slightest tinge of longing.
She behaves like a pro but actually when it comes down to it is more a domina than anything else. It's her way of making sure you get your oats - and some.
I wasn't too sure about bedding her but one sunny day gave in. First she came over and sat on my lap. I told her she was all show and didn't want to go with her, which she took as it was intended. She insisted she was different and better and only had sex with men she liked. she didn't have to do this job but it was fun. When it's not fun any longer she stops.
Well looking Luna over told me she's a pro but maybe a one-off too.
In the room she was a tigeress, big soft lips and a tongue that explored all points of the compass. She loved being licked, must have done that for a full ten minutes..'at last a man who knows how' she said. This encouraged her to say she was going to show me something I hadn't seen before. This involved Luna with her hands on the floor, her knees on the edge of the bed spread wide and arse in the air. The instruction 'fuck me' was uttered...which I did. Long and deep is the only way it works in that position.
She held it for a while before pirouetting back onto the bed, legs in the air. I took hold of her ankles and she played with herself and while we humped went through her lexicon of sexual commands and compliments.
Luna is a hard act to forget, but she's not for wimps or cuddly bears. Give her a hard time and she loves it.

Dollars
01-29-09, 12:49
Please can someone provide the website for FKK Bernd. Is it located in Cologne?

Thanks

Shark16
01-29-09, 17:33
Please can someone provide the website for FKK Bernd. Is it located in Cologne?

Thanks

http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/

It is not in Cologne, but not that far away. Check the website and www.map.de for the exact details. Or you may want to try writing "directions" in the search engine of this thread.

Visual
02-08-09, 00:38
I am planning a trip the beginning of March. Do we have an update on where is Monika?

Thanks.

Italy 1974
02-08-09, 11:03
Monika left Bernd's in December and I met her in Samya at the beginning of january.
Later she left Samya as well and I don't know where she is at the moment.
I would'n t be surprised if she will re-surface at Bernd's.

Italy 1974


I am planning a trip the beginning of March. Do we have an update on where is Monika?

Thanks.

Jackyo
02-08-09, 11:31
I am planning a trip the beginning of March. Do we have an update on where is Monika?

Thanks.
... she was working at Samya under the name Lucy.

Ortos
02-08-09, 11:42
... she was working at Samya under the name Lucy.

You refer to Monika from Hungary, right? Why did she leave Bernds for another club? I thought she was a fixture at the Hof, one of their top girls with lots of devoted regular customers, no?

Ortos

Jackyo
02-08-09, 12:18
You refer to Monika from Hungary, right? Why did she leave Bernds for another club? I thought she was a fixture at the Hof, one of their top girls with lots of devoted regular customers, no?

Ortos
.. this is Monika of Hungary with the v shaped tatoo on her side and the beauty mark either on the left or right near her lips (on her face).

I heard she had a fight with Mara.

Bun Biter
02-08-09, 14:11
... she was working at Samya under the name Lucy.

My impression is that she was at Samya for just a short while. I've been checking the Samya website regularly and there hasn't been a "Lucy" there for at least 4-5 weeks. She'll be missed.

Jackyo
02-08-09, 14:24
My impression is that she was at Samya for just a short while. I've been checking the Samya website regularly and there hasn't been a "Lucy" there for at least 4-5 weeks. She'll be missed.
Hmm.. This is worrisome.

I'll see about putting out an APB (an All Points Bulletin) out on the RF and see what I come up with.

She and I fit together like a hand in a glove.

I don't get a fit like that that often.

What really gets my attention though is a chick who can squeeze at the right moment. My list of women who can do this is a very short list.

Excess
02-08-09, 17:17
Hmm.. This is worrisome.

I'll see about putting out an APB (an All Points Bulletin) out on the RF and see what I come up with.

She and I fit together like a hand in a glove.

I don't get a fit like that that often.



Not to mention Monika's patented prostate inspection and tune-up with her "glove". LOL

Jackyo
02-08-09, 22:50
Not to mention Monika's patented prostate inspection and tune-up with her "glove". LOL
Her "glove"! ;)

The advantage of seeing Monika was that the next time you had your annual physical you could tell the doctor he could skip the prostate exam.

He'd, of course, express surprise but you could then say you'd been seen by a professional and the everything was in good working order.

Iseeu
02-23-09, 00:35
my last visit to bernd's was late last month. had the afternoon free and since thursday is a "sandra-los" day, didn't need to rush to be there at opening to get on her special massage list, and got there at about 2:30 p.m., planning to stay for about 5 hours, as i had dinner plans in frankfurt that evening.

being a thursday and almost the end of the month it was a pretty quiet day at the club in terms of mongers although there was a full complement of sp:
anna, babsi, dana, debbie, gabi, jamilla, jenny, katja, leila (neu, persian, about 22, dark haired, pretty features, natural 34 b), leonie, luna, mara, maya, natalie, and rita.

first on my list was luna, whom had figured prominently in my dreams since my last visit and i just needed to try again to see if she would repeat her stellar performance. she was just as wild, nimble and no-holds barred as i remembered, although this time she allowed herself to submmit to a long daty ending in a thrashing orgasm for her and another long, throbbing cim for me.

i also had to audition the new girl, leila, whom i found sitting upstairs next to jenny, who gained some weight during her short hof hiatus, although she still probably scales out at less than 90 pounds sopping wet. jenny thought that i was interested in her and was somewhat peeved that i preferred the new girl. though she grew up in germany, leila speaks an excellent english, is cheerful, very easy to talk to and auditioned for her hof position by working in the "owner's other club" for a month. she auditioned for me in the standard bernd's manner, with dfk for 10 minutes and another 10 minutes of bbbj, and daty on the upstairs couch. all of the rooms were taken, so we went to the windowed space downstairs for a very good half hour in which she showed decent skills including some excellent scrotum sucking, which seems to be a very lost art. afterwards we lay and cuddled there for awhile stroking each other, chilling and just talking until the bed was needed.

while resting from these 2 sessions, i met another monger from over the pond, making his virgin visit to the hof, after carefully researching it right here on the forum. he had only a couple of fkk visits under his belt and was absolutely blown away by the sights and sounds of the hof. we spoke on and off for a couple of hours, with me pointing him in the direction of katja after he expressed his fondness for a good slow bbbj. later, when he exited his hour long session with her, he was flushed, dissheveled, wide-eyed, awestruck and extremely grateful for the recommendation. hopefully, he'll also write here, since it would be refreshing to read a report from a newer member of the hof fan club. hint, hint...

i was pondering my next target from amongst jamilla, katja, leonie and mara. oh man, what a choice. each is a star in her own right and i have had great, sensuous sessions with each of them. i had a little under 3 hours left at the club and could easily go with at least 2, but lately i have been going with longer sessions with these stars. i owed leonie some time since before her vacation, and i went looking for her, but she wasn't available on the couches, and instead i was surprised to find mara unoccupied and in an unusual place for her, sitting on the upstairs couch.

i settled down next to her and we continued our conversation from my last visit. we also ended up continuing our session from my last visit (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=833439&postcount=1111) which was amazingly similar to that last time in that it's simply impossible for me to remember all of the things that we did during those mind-numbing 2.5 hours. we went up to the upstairs zimmer (another perk of being a return customer) and i do remember giving her a long body wash, which included about 45 minutes of muschi munching, interspersed with mutual comes, including when with her on top, she slowly but determinedly rubbed her p*ssy against my unclad equipment, carefully making sure that that there was no actual entry, but plenty of lateral movement, resulting in her coming from the friction and my spurting all over both of our bodies. unbelievable, awesome and hot, and it ended only because i happened to glance at my watch and realized that i needed to be in frankfurt in less than 2 hours and there i was soaked with sweat, p*ssy juice and come, lying entwined in mara's lovely loins upstairs at the hof.

can't think of a place that i'd rather be.

Euro100
02-23-09, 03:51
... I can't think of a place (in Germany) I'd rather be than at the 'Hof, either. Just booked a business trip to Düsseldorf; will hit the 'Hof on the 6th. Cen't wait :D
euro

Royal Lover
02-25-09, 14:17
Hello everyone,

I'll be in Cologne the second week of March and planning on spending a day at Samya and another at Bernd's.

I was wondering about the prices at Bernd's. It's 70 Euros for entry fees, but what about time with girls?

Anyone planning to be there around the same time and would like to hook up?

Thanks!

RL

Marco Iachi
02-26-09, 12:50
20 February 2009, Bernds, THE FKK CLUB!

(I write with my bad english and I hope all can understand).

19/02 h. 21. 00, departure from Milano station with night-train, arrive in Koln HBF 20/02 h. 08. 30, little and fast breakfast and after I take regional train from HBF to Hennef (Euro 6. 50 inclusive bus n. 512 from Hennef train station to Litchenberg orteil, about 8 km, 12 min. With bus). Litchemberg, very nice little village.

From the bus station, about 200 m. To the Hotel Reuter where I was reserveted a room, take my key and storage my little baggage. Little relax for wait opening hour. H13. Go to Bernds! About 300 m. To the Reuter, a villa between others villas.

Ring, opening the door Layla, very nice girl, speak english, show me the club and say me about all need know.

I pay, undress, take a shower and. Ready! So, I was stay in Bernds from h. 14. 00 to h. 23. 30, I was very relax myself beetween the sofa, the kitchen room with a super food buffet (make from hotel Reuter), the bar with alcoolic and not alcoolic drinks, with 2 others guests speak (one from Germany and other from Luxembourg) and. I stay with 3 girls

I ask to the bar about the famous Mara, Anna, Natalie and Luna.

Natalie don't was in club.

Not too much men for be Friday because the day before was Karneval-party in club and because was Karneval in Koln, Bonn and Dusseldorf.

Very friendly and relax atmosphere, very nice and friendly girls.

Interesting the show in sofa before go in room.

I book Mara because she was often full and after we stay sit in sofa speak. After kissing and after she give me a super pubblic gimnic bbj. We move in room where she kiss all my body and my mouth with deep tongue and with passion and after give me a super bbj and I finish in cim, she spit and we stay cudd and speak. Second session with Luna, I ask go direct in room without stay in sofa and she give me a soft kissing and after a deep bbj where I finish in cim and she spit.

Last session in evening with Maya, this super hot girl from Hungary, me very like her face when she stay in sex and she was very hot in sofa with all men and give a fantastic lap dance and pubblic sex with another guest. I book her and she give me a fantastic bbj with cim.

Anna and Maya go out of the room just I finish without wait the real 30 min. Maybe was not good my idea go in the room direct, with Mara the meeting was very long, between Sofa+room about 45 min.

So, 220 euro (70 Euro for entry and all, and 3x50 Euro for my 3 sessions) for a fantastic day in this fantastic club.

I very miss and I want soon return. So I have take another holiday from my work for 6 March and I have already buy train tickets.

Berds, it is my first visit and it's my favourite (I visit before Colosseum in Augsburg and 2 times Oase near Frankfurt).

About the hotel Reuter, it is super and for 35 Euro you have a big and nice confortable room with all and inclusive a super big breakfast.

Marco

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Gggfan
02-26-09, 21:03
Reading all the reports about Bernds (thanks a lot for the hard work), I'm planning a visit in the near future. Regarding the description of the hot atmosphere in this club, I figure out I won't be able to hold my first shot for long. So here's the question: is it a problem to cim a girl while she's bbj you on the couch? Maybe it is a stupid question, but I'm quite new to the fkk scene and I've never been in the Bernds heaven.

Jackyo
02-27-09, 11:26
Reading all the reports about Bernds (thanks a lot for the hard work), I'm planning a visit in the near future. Regarding the description of the hot atmosphere in this club, I figure out I won't be able to hold my first shot for long. So here's the question: is it a problem to cim a girl while she's bbj you on the couch? Maybe it is a stupid question, but I'm quite new to the fkk scene and I've never been in the Bernds heaven.
This is taken in stride.

Just don't surprise her. Give her some kind of warning.

Jackyo
02-27-09, 11:29
20 February 2009, Bernds, THE FKK CLUB!

(I write with my bad english and I hope all can understand).

19/02 h. 21. 00, departure from Milano station with night-train, arrive in Koln HBF 20/02 h. 08. 30, little and fast breakfast and after I take regional train from HBF to Hennef (Euro 6. 50 inclusive bus n. 512 from Hennef train station to Litchenberg orteil, about 8 km, 12 min. With bus). Litchemberg, very nice little village.

From the bus station, about 200 m. To the Hotel Reuter where I was reserveted a room, take my key and storage my little baggage. Little relax for wait opening hour. H13. Go to Bernds! About 300 m. To the Reuter, a villa between others villas.

Ring, opening the door Layla, very nice girl, speak english, show me the club and say me about all need know.

I pay, undress, take a shower and. Ready! So, I was stay in Bernds from h. 14. 00 to h. 23. 30, I was very relax myself beetween the sofa, the kitchen room with a super food buffet (make from hotel Reuter), the bar with alcoolic and not alcoolic drinks, with 2 others guests speak (one from Germany and other from Luxembourg) and. I stay with 3 girls

I ask to the bar about the famous Mara, Anna, Natalie and Luna.

Natalie don't was in club.

Not too much men for be Friday because the day before was Karneval-party in club and because was Karneval in Koln, Bonn and Dusseldorf.

Very friendly and relax atmosphere, very nice and friendly girls.

Interesting the show in sofa before go in room.

I book Mara because she was often full and after we stay sit in sofa speak. After kissing and after she give me a super pubblic gimnic bbj. We move in room where she kiss all my body and my mouth with deep tongue and with passion and after give me a super bbj and I finish in cim, she spit and we stay cudd and speak. Second session with Luna, I ask go direct in room without stay in sofa and she give me a soft kissing and after a deep bbj where I finish in cim and she spit.

Last session in evening with Maya, this super hot girl from Hungary, me very like her face when she stay in sex and she was very hot in sofa with all men and give a fantastic lap dance and pubblic sex with another guest. I book her and she give me a fantastic bbj with cim.

Anna and Maya go out of the room just I finish without wait the real 30 min. Maybe was not good my idea go in the room direct, with Mara the meeting was very long, between Sofa+room about 45 min.

So, 220 euro (70 Euro for entry and all, and 3x50 Euro for my 3 sessions) for a fantastic day in this fantastic club.

I very miss and I want soon return. So I have take another holiday from my work for 6 March and I have already buy train tickets.

Berds, it is my first visit and it's my favourite (I visit before Colosseum in Augsburg and 2 times Oase near Frankfurt).

About the hotel Reuter, it is super and for 35 Euro you have a big and nice confortable room with all and inclusive a super big breakfast.

Marco
Maya sounds like she is someone I should take out for a spin. Another Hungarian woman at Bernds!

Marlow
03-01-09, 23:13
Yes, Hungarian and wild - I think I'm in love.

Rock Hard
03-02-09, 05:31
It was Carnival time at Hof

Mara had a wig on and looked quite nice with brunette locks.

There are was nurse by the name of Rita, a schoolgirl(can't remember her name), a playboy bunny, the typical crowd and it was a party atmosphere.

The crowd was mostly german with some international scene. I saw some Americans, not the typical Americans as they come in all colours and shapes

The place was crowded, people were sharing lockers, the drinks were flowing and the rooms and couches were full.

My recommendations:

Anna - With Rabbit ears, beautiful blonde, enjoys and loves everyone who fancy her.
Babsi - one wild and crazy blonde, she alone is worth the 1.5 hr trip to the hof
Tonya - what an awesome experience, slow and steady
Rita - a nurse, what a beauty, she is one of my favourites
Maya - young and very kind, she was very polite and one of the best experiences
Svenja - not there
Jamilla - dressed up too, can't remember as what, but looked nice

The owner was dressed up like a convict with moustache and all, totally unrecognizable.

The day went by too quick, can't wait to go back to Hof just to see the crowd again.

Marco Iachi
03-10-09, 10:16
Ciao!

6 March, my second tour in Bernds!

Bernds is the best fkk club in world, little, not big as GT, Oase, World, VV, not so luxurious, but the best familiar atmosphere and the best service you can have.

I go in room only 2 times in 11 hours I was stay in club from 2pm to 1am (closed time) and stay relax, eat, drink, see what happen. (I finally entere in fkk philosophy).

I was stay about 1 hour with Natalie and 1 hour with Mara (about 30 min in sofa told, cudding, kissing) and 30 min in room, so 2 hours with 2 wonderful girls and pay 50 Euro to every girls (time on sofa is not billing), so 70 Euro entry with all and 100 Euro for the girls for 11 hours in paradise.

Natalie, very sweet girl, she is from Poland, and in the time you are with her she give you to feel yourself as her husband.

Mara, the best service you can have, I can't describe her. She is a mix of gfe and pse, until you literally eplode. And is very difficult control yourself because her technique is so super, she transport you in another world as soon she start. When you are in 69 with her your mind is in another galaxy. She put on the condom and you don't feel it and she start fuck. I touch my dick for ceck if I have the condom, I think she is crazy fuck without but condom was on my dick . Wow! When she put on it? SUPER MARA! : D I love you: o and next time I want book her for a long time, at least 1 hour.

Always stay in the beautiful and familiar Hotel Reuter for 35 Euro with super breakfast.

I have already book tickets for me and my friend for next tour 24 April in the mythical Bernds. I now can't live without it

Ciao at all!

Iachi

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Polar
03-13-09, 05:42
Late arrival, late for me anyway, at Bernd’s on Thursday. I usually arrive at opening time, but due to the flight I didn’t press the bell this day until 5 pm after having checked in at Reuter Hotel first. I got the impression of a rather slow day at the club. Downstairs in the open room with glass windows, Rita and Katja, the later with her bottom fully and very nicely exposed, was giving a guest a good time. Myself I was of course looking for Mara. Anna, Tanja, Djamila, Maya, Leoni and some others I don’t remember the names of, were walking around the very few guests.

Finally she showed up and gave me two great hours in the room. No idea going through all details, After so many sessions, I have learned what she likes, although I this time discovered new things that made her extremely horny. I’m just impressed how she can manage having orgasms like this and still be able to treat other guests. But what she says there are normally not so much activity in the room, and the big, heavy and old guests take it rather slow and are most often content focusing on their own cumming. Myself I kept it during these two hours to be fit the rest of the evening.
I had a good chat with a French visitor as well as with a German guest that, lucky guy, seemed to be at Bernd’s a couple of days per week. Just imagine having that possibility.

There are sometimes questions raised about girls offering anal. Katja leaving a room together with a guest, placing a big bottle of lubricant in the down stairs bar, could be a sign. Can’t imagine any other use of it. But ok, it might have been massage oil?

After a late dinner I contemplated testing some new experiences for once. But as usual, close to 10.30 Mara and I headed off to a room downstairs. We might have fallen asleep. All of a sudden music stopped, knocking on the door and totally dark in the bar. Bernd’s had closed down for the day. Quick shower and a slow walk over to Reuter Hotel, without being able to let go of the thought how it would be having the possibility to visit Bernd’s twice a week…

Iseeu
03-20-09, 02:50
like many others, these are stressful times in my world, so i visited the hof on a tuesday at the beginning of the month. arrived in the afternoon and was met at the door by my squeeze mara. as she handed me my towels at the locker i leaned over gave her a hug and asked her to please leave some room on her dance card for me during the day. she smiled and said of course. as i was undressing 2 fellow yanks were dressing to leave. one is a sometimes poster here who had been at oase the previous day but says that gt is his preferred club. they were looking for another club to go to later in the night after dinner in cologne and i recommended samya. guys, if you're reading this, where's that samya report?

i was expecting to meet fellow isger, visual, who was to have arrived earlier that day. walked around a bit but didn't see him at first glance. business is slow and this is reflected in the size of the lineup. only 12 sp in the house: anna, babsi, dana, debbie, jamilla, leonie, luna, mara, maya, natalie, rita, and tanya. still more than enough for me. on the drive up from fra, i had already plotted my course and planned on jamilla, leonie, mara, with babsi and debbie in reserve. i also hoped to set up a 3 some with luna and maya, whom i had noticed had become quite chummy.

as soon as i made my way downstairs, i saw them lying intertwined and in deep conversation on the couch near the window wall. perfect and ripe for the picking. i walked up behind them, put my arm around them and sort of plopped in between. they smiled, kissed and welcomed me and within 2 minutes we were walking towards the couch on the other side of the wall. we sat, talked, sucked and groped for awhile and then moved to the bed. they are really into each other, which is the first requisite for a successful ffm threesome. they are also roommates, and wild together and as maya told me later, every night before they go to sleep, luna makes her eat her out. music to my ears. lots of fun and rolling around and we put on quite a show for the spectators watching through the window. i remember daty on maya while luna rimmed me from behind, and then i reciprocated when maya went to daty luna. great session which ended too quickly with me coming in luna's mouth while maya came on my face. we then lay there for another 20 minutes or so, laughing, smoking and fingering each other.

when i came back from showering, visual and i acknowledged each other right away (we had never previously met, but he heard me speaking english with l & m) and he said, "it certainly doen't look like you're tired". he had watched my pickup of the 2, and the session through the window. he on the other hand was really wiped out from his trip that morning over the pond. he excused himself after 6 saying that he was just too zonked. we made plans to meet the following night in hannover and drive down to baldis.

i took a sauna, showered again and ate and then found leonie on the upstairs couch. she was slightly peeved since my last 2 visits, i had promised to take her to a zimmer, and both times she hadn't made it into my rotation. i asked if i could make it up to her, took off her shoes and began giving a foot massage to her lovely smelly feet. connie said something from the bar, so i invited her to line up and come get her foot massage from me when i was finished with leonie. the foot massage continued into the room, where i sought my penance, by giving her a slow full body massage and licking and extending to an hour and half session. i love her body. the sex was great. she was really turned on from all of that attention and the proof was that slimy tangy secretion that i lapped up.

took another long break chatting at both the downstairs and the upstairs bar. jessie the bar girl said that most of their regulars are stll coming, but that the general numbers of customers is down. proof is that this was the beginning of the month and still the club was not busy. i stood at the far end of the upstair bar and spoke with babsi and a german customer. it was getting close to 9 and i could still fit in both mara and jamilla before closing.

just then mara sidled over to the other end of the bar. i smiled at her and made that slight nod of the head coupled with smile and direct look in the eyes that brings the girls running. mara came over and sort of melted herself into me. we began to make out standing there at the bar and continued for about 20 minutes or so, just stroking each other, looking into each other's eyes and then deep throating for some very long minutes. without a word she took me by the hand and led me to a room. it was incredible, so sensuous, just a perfect fantasy like moment. no words spoken- just light stroking and teasing of each other's bodies, hungry kissing. i came twice and she as many if not more than that. once again i elicited from her that slimy tangy elixir.

we rested, talked, brought in drinks, and ended up staying in there until closing. we talked about her hobbies and interests, sexual experiences, crazy things that we've done, diets, exercise regimens, life's travails. now, i have no illusions about this. she's a pro, and very very good at what she does. but if she feels a connection, she removes some of the shells of self- protection, revealing a natural vulnerability rarely seen in a working girl. the shell opens exposing a small pearl of her real self, and there's just so much raw emotion in those burning eyes when she's in her own throes of passion. i remember how routard was once so taken with this woman, and i'm beginning to understand why.

this is the best treatment center in the world, offering the finest in stress relaxation therapy. for 470 euro (70 entry, 50 each for luna and maya, 100 for leonie and 200 for mara) it is still, imho, the best value anywhere in the western world.

i'll be back next week. need to get rid of some serious stress...

Bratwurst
03-20-09, 19:37
Wow. Reading such reports is convincing me to put away that Oma prejudice and finally venture to Hennef sooner or later. Even if I am fan of the animierung and party vibe of the Big Clubs, I am more the fan of great service! Some questions:

- is there at Bernds actually Animierungsverbot like in the othe NRW clubs?

- is the average age of the ladies in the 25-30 or in the 30-35? (I think no chance for the 20-25)

- in summer does Bernds have nice big garden facilities? Is fucking outside allowed?

- I remember reading Mara has unshaved pussy. Correct? Ae there other ladies with this wonderful feature?

Danke in advance for you kind replies.

Italy 1974
03-21-09, 11:28
You are right: Bernd's is a great place!

As for your questions:

1.Yes, the girls do not approach you.
2.the average age is 25/30.
3.No outdooor facilites, just a vary small garden; fucking in the garden is not allowed.
4.Mara has a trimmed pussy.

Regards,

Italy 1974


Wow. Reading such reports is convincing me to put away that Oma prejudice and finally venture to Hennef sooner or later. Even if I am fan of the animierung and party vibe of the Big Clubs, I am more the fan of great service! Some questions:

- is there at Bernds actually Animierungsverbot like in the othe NRW clubs?

- is the average age of the ladies in the 25-30 or in the 30-35? (I think no chance for the 20-25)

- in summer does Bernds have nice big garden facilities? Is fucking outside allowed?

- I remember reading Mara has unshaved pussy. Correct? Ae there other ladies with this wonderful feature?

Danke in advance for you kind replies.

Italy 1974
03-21-09, 11:29
hello iseeu,

what a great report!

it looks like you had great fun at the hof.

see you there on tuesday.

italy 1974


like many others, these are stressful times in my world, so i visited the hof on a tuesday at the beginning of the month. arrived in the afternoon and was met at the door by my squeeze mara. as she handed me my towels at the locker i leaned over gave her a hug and asked her to please leave some room on her dance card for me during the day. she smiled and said of course. as i was undressing 2 fellow yanks were dressing to leave. one is a sometimes poster here who had been at oase the previous day but says that gt is his preferred club. they were looking for another club to go to later in the night after dinner in cologne and i recommended samya. guys, if you're reading this, where's that samya report?

i was expecting to meet fellow isger, visual, who was to have arrived earlier that day. walked around a bit but didn't see him at first glance. business is slow and this is reflected in the size of the lineup. only 12 sp in the house: anna, babsi, dana, debbie, jamilla, leonie, luna, mara, maya, natalie, rita, and tanya. still more than enough for me. on the drive up from fra, i had already plotted my course and planned on jamilla, leonie, mara, with babsi and debbie in reserve. i also hoped to set up a 3 some with luna and maya, whom i had noticed had become quite chummy.

as soon as i made my way downstairs, i saw them lying intertwined and in deep conversation on the couch near the window wall. perfect and ripe for the picking. i walked up behind them, put my arm around them and sort of plopped in between. they smiled, kissed and welcomed me and within 2 minutes we were walking towards the couch on the other side of the wall. we sat, talked, sucked and groped for awhile and then moved to the bed. they are really into each other, which is the first requisite for a successful ffm threesome. they are also roommates, and wild together and as maya told me later, every night before they go to sleep, luna makes her eat her out. music to my ears. lots of fun and rolling around and we put on quite a show for the spectators watching through the window. i remember daty on maya while luna rimmed me from behind, and then i reciprocated when maya went to daty luna. great session which ended too quickly with me coming in luna's mouth while maya came on my face. we then lay there for another 20 minutes or so, laughing, smoking and fingering each other.

when i came back from showering, visual and i acknowledged each other right away (we had never previously met, but he heard me speaking english with l & m) and he said, "it certainly doen't look like you're tired". he had watched my pickup of the 2, and the session through the window. he on the other hand was really wiped out from his trip that morning over the pond. he excused himself after 6 saying that he was just too zonked. we made plans to meet the following night in hannover and drive down to baldis.

i took a sauna, showered again and ate and then found leonie on the upstairs couch. she was slightly peeved since my last 2 visits, i had promised to take her to a zimmer, and both times she hadn't made it into my rotation. i asked if i could make it up to her, took off her shoes and began giving a foot massage to her lovely smelly feet. connie said something from the bar, so i invited her to line up and come get her foot massage from me when i was finished with leonie. the foot massage continued into the room, where i sought my penance, by giving her a slow full body massage and licking and extending to an hour and half session. i love her body. the sex was great. she was really turned on from all of that attention and the proof was that slimy tangy secretion that i lapped up.

took another long break chatting at both the downstairs and the upstairs bar. jessie the bar girl said that most of their regulars are stll coming, but that the general numbers of customers is down. proof is that this was the beginning of the month and still the club was not busy. i stood at the far end of the upstair bar and spoke with babsi and a german customer. it was getting close to 9 and i could still fit in both mara and jamilla before closing.

just then mara sidled over to the other end of the bar. i smiled at her and made that slight nod of the head coupled with smile and direct look in the eyes that brings the girls running. mara came over and sort of melted herself into me. we began to make out standing there at the bar and continued for about 20 minutes or so, just stroking each other, looking into each other's eyes and then deep throating for some very long minutes. without a word she took me by the hand and led me to a room. it was incredible, so sensuous, just a perfect fantasy like moment. no words spoken- just light stroking and teasing of each other's bodies, hungry kissing. i came twice and she as many if not more than that. once again i elicited from her that slimy tangy elixir.

we rested, talked, brought in drinks, and ended up staying in there until closing. we talked about her hobbies and interests, sexual experiences, crazy things that we've done, diets, exercise regimens, life's travails. now, i have no illusions about this. she's a pro, and very very good at what she does. but if she feels a connection, she removes some of the shells of self- protection, revealing a natural vulnerability rarely seen in a working girl. the shell opens exposing a small pearl of her real self, and there's just so much raw emotion in those burning eyes when she's in her own throes of passion. i remember how routard was once so taken with this woman, and i'm beginning to understand why.

this is the best treatment center in the world, offering the finest in stress relaxation therapy. for 470 euro (70 entry, 50 each for luna and maya, 100 for leonie and 200 for mara) it is still, imho, the best value anywhere in the western world.

i'll be back next week. need to get rid of some serious stress...

Routard
03-21-09, 13:19
I remember how Routard was once so taken with this woman, and I'm beginning to understand why...

My dear Iseeu,

Quick on ISG after so long time, and what do I see: a so called friend that fucks my ex-girlfriend when I have my back turned. :D Great reports as usual Iseeu!

Iseeu, I miss our monthly Bernd's inspection. I haven't been in FKKland for a year now. I am here in now SA, living with 3 teen-age girls in a student environment, partying every night and dating students. I had an amazing year, as if I am back in my college years, even better as I fuck even more than when I was younger. I had to learn new codes, dating has changed since the 80's, with new tools such as SMS and MSN. I had to switch from ISG to Facebook to share my emotions.

I guess I am now cured from my addiction of trying to get emotions and feelings out of hookers. I can now safely come back to the mongering world. Yes, the real thing is great, but I miss that erotic atmosphere having pure sex with half a dozen girls in a day.

I will be back in FKKland the first week of April for a true FKK marathon. Want to join?

Gfe Finder
03-21-09, 15:42
I can now safely come back to the mongering world. Yes, the real thing is great, but I miss that erotic atmosphere having pure sex with half a dozen girls in a day.

I will be back in FKKland the first week of April for a true FKK marathon. Want to join?

Glad you're back! I think I speak for more than a few in saying we suspected that you couldn't stay away! ;)

Excess
03-21-09, 17:15
Never had the pleasure to meet Mr. or M. Routard but will say that his copious and insightful posts did provide much direction and provoked thought in my earlier ISG days. As a contributor to this and other Boards he was equalled by few.

Very pleased to see that he will make a spin through FKKland and with the advantage of having taken time-out will undoubtedly have much to compare and contrast. Welcome R.

And Mr. R, I recently joined Iseeu to don our towels for a spell at a NRW establishment and you might be pleased to hear that your name and contributions came up in our rest time between sessions. You were recalled fondly.

Enjoy, and if I was not travelling in other directions the first week of April, I would certainly attempt to meet "The Traveller ".



My dear Iseeu,

Quick on ISG after so long time, and what do I see: a so called friend that fucks my ex-girlfriend when I have my back turned. :D Great reports as usual Iseeu!

Iseeu, I miss our monthly Bernd's inspection. I haven't been in FKKland for a year now. I am here in now SA, living with 3 teen-age girls in a student environment, partying every night and dating students. I had an amazing year, as if I am back in my college years, even better as I fuck even more than when I was younger. I had to learn new codes, dating has changed since the 80's, with new tools such as SMS and MSN. I had to switch from ISG to Facebook to share my emotions.

I guess I am now cured from my addiction of trying to get emotions and feelings out of hookers. I can now safely come back to the mongering world. Yes, the real thing is great, but I miss that erotic atmosphere having pure sex with half a dozen girls in a day.

I will be back in FKKland the first week of April for a true FKK marathon. Want to join?

Euro100
03-21-09, 21:27
These days it is really hard for me to sit back and write a post; there is just too much work. But reading Iseeu’s fine post I realized that this kind of reporting is what keeps the forum alive. So … here goes. My adventure … from two weeks ago, but still.

I landed in Frankfurt in the early morning, crossing the pond from the US. Even though I had treated myself to business class, I had not slept more than at most half an hour. Not the greatest way to start a day! But wisely I had left all kinds of time to overcome my jetlag before a dinner meeting at 8 pm in Cologne. Picked up a nice beemer at Sixt for a reasonable price, and by 8 am I was on the Autobahn A3. I drove for an hour, got very tired, pulled over at some kind of Autobahntankstelle, and fell into a deep sleep. Woke up at noon, went to the restroom for a quick shave and teeth brushing, felt incredibly well rested, and raced to the Hof, where I arrived at 1:15 pm.

#3 in all of Kazakhstan

I rang the doorbell and was greeted by the amazing [naked, of course] Jamilla. Hugs, kisses, with the door still open. She walked me into the locker room (more kisses), opened my locker (more kisses), and seemed ready to hump me right there. But I needed the shower first. Me: “Catch you in a few”. She (not convinced): “OK”. The shower was actually amazingly hot, and I felt ready for action.

I moved down to the basement, where I was the only person except for … Jamilla. She was sitting on a barstool and smiled at me. I threw my towel on the red couch, walked over to her, and we started some serious DFK. She kept sitting on her barstool, but did some excellent rubbing up against me. She asked me what I wanted to drink, and I had to settle for a coke, because the girls don’t have a key to the liquor cabinet.

We moved to the couch and spend at least half an hour there doing the Hof special, i.e. mutual tongue-bathing without the clock actually running. Jamilla seemed to enjoy this just as much as I did. She suggested going to the room, but I said “only with my vodka-lemon” … which, of course, forced us to wait until the bar lady came down.

Once I had my drink, we moved to a room. But it was completely clear to me that I was not going to last. Jamilla went down on me again and brought me oh so close after just a minute. Gamely I tried to fend off the inevitable and returned the favor. But here moaning while I ate her out did nothing to quiet down “my loins”. When she spun herself around to go 69 on me, I knew I was toast. “That was fast!”, she seemed disappointed. Well, what do you expect with all that pressure built up during the transatlantic flight!

Home cookin’

For the longest time I have been trying to understand why I like it so much at Bernds. And after my last visit I think I am beginning to get it. And it came to me sitting in the kitchen. Reuter had delivered the food again. Most of the girls are bored to tears with this “cuisine.” But I am kinda enjoying my lentil stew with lots of cut-up hotdogs and some bacon in it. They even have that quintessential German liquid spice, Maggie. Real home cookin’ food. Then it hits me: that’s exactly the same with the entire Bernds atmosphere. It all has that down-home feeling of easy comfort. The girls are in their natural state, talking about daily-life kinds of issues. It’ as if you have been invited into someone’s home and are encouraged to make yourself real, and I mean REAL, comfortable. The place is small enough to become familiar with everything and everyone. “Hi honey, I’m home; let’s f*ck!”


Full Moon

I got some of the tiramizu that Reuter had provided for dessert. It was actually pretty bad. As I am eating it in that small dining room, Luna is eating something, too. Luna is pretty new. I had seen her on my last visit, but had not had time for her. She has a body and face that appeals to me, though. She sees that I am not too thrilled about the dessert and tells me that she can do better with tiramizu, because she fixed her first one when she was 5 years old and living in Italy. So we talk a little about Italy, food, shopping, clothes. She does not like to spend a lot of time shopping, she likes the same sports that I do, and she prefers not to wear underwear. So we got my dream women right there! OK, she talks a bit too much, but in the following she proved that she can put that mouth to much better use ;). Luna tells me that she doesn’t have a boyfriend or financial obligations; so she does not have to do a certain number of programs each day, and she only has sex with guys she feels like doing it with. Aha, I sense that I am getting picked up here … and I like it :D.

We continue our conversation on the upstairs couch, and one thing leads to another. She has a very nice body, and I enjoy exploring it. So we take our time on the couch. By the time we go to a room the better part of an hour has passed since I first have sat down at Luna’s table with my tiramizu. To me that’s close to the ideal and WAY the opposite of the “what’s you name, let’s go to a room” treatment you get in certain other venues.

In the room, Luna turns into a tiger and clearly takes command of the session. Really good oral that gets me close to completion. But the session I had not even two hours ago helps me avoid the early exit. I am having her put a condom on me, and we do some fairly competent gymnastics. I am feeling that she is getting really turned one, and this in turns gets me revved up. Right before I am about to bust, however, she pulls me out and says “don’t come yet; do it in my mouth; it’s way better”. She has me standing next to the bed, with my knees leaning against the bed, and kneels in front of me. Then she pulls back her (fairly long) hair into a ponytail and tells me to hold on to the grip that she created that way. OK, I am usually not into Bulgarian-porn-style skull-f*cking, but I must say the way she did it was a turn-on. And, yes, it was better, just like she advertised. PSE at its finest.

the real Dessert

I was killing some time at the downstairs bar, chatting a bit with some regulars and a few of the girls. Then Maya decided to do a little pole dancing. Yes, they have a pole in the middle of the basement, but I had never seen it used before. Maya put on a very competent performance, quite wild, pretty much on par with what you would see from the better performers at major US strip clubs. At some point Luna joined in, and it turned into quite a show. Both of them got pretty sweaty in the process. Kinda fun and pretty unexpected for Bernds.

I went upstairs and saw Leoni’s towel lying all alone on a sofa. So I decided to sit next to that towel. Sure enough, Leonie returns less than 5 minutes later. Not only did she remember my name this time, but also recounted quite a few details of our previous encounters. Well, this turned into a double-session, which was again amazing, and used up all my time I had left before I had to drive to my dinner in Cologne.

As I exited Jamilla was nowhere to be found, but Leonie and Luna came to see me off. And they had a nice little competition to out-DFK each other and rub themselves all over my suit, while sending me off. Ahhh, I love the home cookin’ at Bernds.

Iseeu
03-22-09, 01:17
There are sometimes questions raised about girls offering anal. Katja leaving a room together with a guest, placing a big bottle of lubricant in the down stairs bar, could be a sign. Can’t imagine any other use of it. But ok, it might have been massage oil?
Yes, some of them will do anal, but definitely not Katja. And if you ask her, she will tell you all of the reasons why not. So that oil must have been for something else.

Iseeu
03-22-09, 01:28
My dear Iseeu,

Quick on ISG after so long time, and what do I see: a so called friend that fucks my ex-girlfriend when I have my back turned. :D Great reports as usual Iseeu!

Iseeu, I miss our monthly Bernd's inspection. I haven't been in FKKland for a year now. I am here in now SA, living with 3 teen-age girls in a student environment, partying every night and dating students. I had an amazing year, as if I am back in my college years, even better as I fuck even more than when I was younger. I had to learn new codes, dating has changed since the 80's, with new tools such as SMS and MSN. I had to switch from ISG to Facebook to share my emotions.

I guess I am now cured from my addiction of trying to get emotions and feelings out of hookers. I can now safely come back to the mongering world. Yes, the real thing is great, but I miss that erotic atmosphere having pure sex with half a dozen girls in a day.

I will be back in FKKland the first week of April for a true FKK marathon. Want to join?
Monsieur Routard (or is it Signore now?),

Welcome back! You've been missed. It' been tough- You think it's easy carrying on with these monthly Hof inspections alone? I know, someone's got to do it :D I hope you're over your romantic notions of winning over Latina hearts and are planning to get back to some serious work. Sheez...

Have been reading with envy of your exploits on the Colombia thread. But I just knew that you'd be coming back to our familiar haunts. I doubt though that you can ever stop getting emotionial with SP. That's just your style.

Living with 3 Colombian teenagers? You cradle snatcher! You never cease to amaze me, and I have to admit that I am trying to imagine the sleeping arrangements.

For personal reasons, I'm not due back in Europe for most of April, so I will probably miss your comeback tour, but let me know the dates and I'll see if I can hop over the pond for a day or two. In any case, I hope to see you again soon and I (and many others) look forward to those unique stream of conciousness reports.

Routard is Back!

P.S. As for Mara- You could have her back for 2 of those Colombian teenies. No, make that 3 teenies. No. Forget it. She's priceless. You can't have her back. heh, heh, heh...

Iseeu
03-22-09, 01:35
These days it is really hard for me to sit back and write a post; there is just too much work. But reading Iseeu’s fine post I realized that this kind of reporting is what keeps the forum alive. So … here goes. My adventure … from two weeks ago, but still.
Glad to hear that my post spurred you to find the time and compose this. I agree- it's really hard to find the time and write a proper report.
But, How did we miss each other again?

And of course, our dance cards, once again, seem eerily similar.

Nice report.

Shasar
03-22-09, 03:43
For 470 Euro (70 entry, 50 each for Luna and Maya, 100 for Leonie and 200 for Mara) it is still, IMHO, the best value anywhere in the western world.200 Euro for Mara, what did you do with the poor girl? There must be some extra services included??

Shasar
03-22-09, 03:46
3.No outdooor facilites, just a vary small garden; fucking in the garden is not allowed.No outdoor activities perhaps for you, but not for real well-known customers.

Euro100
03-22-09, 04:15
But, How did we miss each other again?


you know how it is in those old Superman comics: just when Clark Kent leaves, guess who shows up ...

Iseeu
03-22-09, 08:13
you know how it is in those old Superman comics: just when Clark Kent leaves, guess who shows up ...
...it's a plane, it's my twin brother????

Italy 1974
03-22-09, 11:14
As you claim to be one of the lucky "well-known" customers.

Please describe to a poor guy like me (I am not so un-known at the Hof though) something about your outdoor activities.

Regards,

Italy 1974


No outdoor activities perhaps for you, but not for real well-known customers.

Shark16
03-22-09, 15:42
I will be back in FKKland the first week of April for a true FKK marathon. Want to join?


the real Dessert

I was killing some time at the downstairs bar, chatting a bit with some regulars and a few of the girls. Then Maya decided to do a little pole dancing. Yes, they have a pole in the middle of the basement, but I had never seen it used before. Maya put on a very competent performance, quite wild, pretty much on par with what you would see from the better performers at major US strip clubs. At some point Luna joined in, and it turned into quite a show. Both of them got pretty sweaty in the process. Kinda fun and pretty unexpected for Bernds.



Earlier this week there was some serious salsa dancing in the downstairs bar, with Maya taking some guy for a spin and all the girls cheering. Great atmosphere. Wonder if they are training for some upcoming event?!? Hmm … ;-)

I took Maya for a different dance in a room somewhere. And Mara. And Tanya. And Jamilla. All good of course.

LongRange
03-22-09, 17:51
Great visit to Bernds, last Thursday, sessioned with Suzy from Cuba, fantastic body, she said it was her second day there, she has braided hair, and well recomended, also sessioned with Dana form Romania quite a pretty girl, and Mia from Hungary, not sure if she was acting ot not but was moaning quite loudly in the room, and everyone had a good laugh when we came out, its no use being shy at Bernds, anyway great visit and some good company amogst the guests too, you just don't get that at the big clubs, long live Bernds.

The Grand Wazoo
03-24-09, 17:52
So having read numerous glowing reports about "the hof" I was on my way top break my Bernds cherry last Friday. Keep in mind that I had a whole day of serious fucking the day before at Samya....but still the anticipation to visit Bernds was of grandioso proportions.

My friend and I stayed the previous night at Hotel Rueter. A fine little B&B just up the street from Bernds. One can read everything you want about how to find Rueter and Bernds, all I can tell you is that we got serious lost on a few occasions and in fact having driven in circles in and around Sieg area we had to wake up Herr Rueter at midnight to let us in (he was not a happy). So we too can highly recommend this B&B providing that you have a car and preferably one with a GPS. Bernds is indeed in the middle of the nowhere. Great breakfast BTW.

Arrived promptly at 13:00 on a Friday, a few shots of vodka under my belt and a Viagra to keep the blood running high. Sadly a rather unattractive dark skin (Spainish/Turk?) girl with a less than attractive body opened the door. Yes she was nude but it didn't exactly get me excited. Pay the Madame €70 and see behind here at the bar two more rather unattractive ladies. Already a bit worried about this venture. A vodka lemon at the bar (Bernds offers free liquor as well as beer, wine and soft drinks) and a survey of the couches to the side. Three girls, all nude and all quite unattractive as far as I'm concerned. Shit! Proceed to the small basement and immediately see Anna (Polish) on one of the couches. There's about 9-10 men in this place already and only 6-7 women....only two of which are worthy of my money and lust. Now I'm cetain that all these felines can put on a show and give absolutely great sexual encounters, but I must find a girl attractive or it ain't gonna happen. Fortunately Anna is quite a looker (I'll give her a 7 or low 8 score in looks) and she has some serious come-fuck-me eyes. A solid look of porn and female dirt which me like. Knowing the man to women ratio of the place I made a quick move to sit on the couch with Anna. Five minutres of chat and then my tongue is deep down her throat. Very nice DFK and tit play on the couch which soon lead to an enthusiastic BBBJ. I suppose about 4-5 guys in vouyeur but most could care less. It's obvious that open sex is the norm here and I'm not that shy so it was not an issue for me either. I suppose Anna and I carried on for 15-20 minutes of couch action (yes all included in the session price of €50). Thereafter we moved to a room and continued with excellent DFK and BBBJ. Of course we moved on eventually some nice mish and doggie and when I knew that I was soon to burst I simply asked Anna to finish me in her mouth. Now this is why I came tio Bernds. No questions asked. A nice CIM at a half meter distance was why I travelled to this obscure den of debauchery. I can highly recommend Anna. The sex was porn star quality (IMHO one could classify Anna as a nympho), her face and body are not model like but certainly nice and her tits are natural, bigger than medium with only small hang. She loves to slob the knob and is a great kisser. €50 well spent.

As others know well, Bernds is quite a small place (a small house in the suburbs in fact) and there is not much to do between sessions. I would not recommend this place to anyone unless you arrive with a friend or two or at least speak german well (I do not). It does appear that it would be very easy to chit chat with the local clientele if you're able to speak German. Thankfully I had my friend Marco with me so we could pass the time away watching the porn in the living room, sippiing our drinks and watching the naked pussies on the couches. Not bad I suppose but it does get old after an hour or two. We did eat the provided lunch around 14:00 that was not bad at all. Some nice spiced rice, meat and various cold salads.

Should also mention that Marco had a session with Leonie whilst I was with Anna. Marco has been with her now on three other ocasions so she must have some great qualities too. I will say that Leonie is definately hot with a great body and nice dark brown skin. Her tits (fake as they may be) have exceptional nipples. If you're into tall gorgeous young black meat then Leonie and Bernds should be on your list.

Hanged around for another hour after lunch and was honestly not sure if there would be another session for me. Leonie and Anna were the only two that appealed to me. Just when I was conjuring up the stamina to ask for a session with Leonie, my friend points out that the famed Mara has just entered the room. Now my decison was clear. I was going to test the Bernds special. I more or less grabbed Mara away from a suitor and asked that we sit on the couch just behind the glassed in bedroom. Some more DFK, squeezes and BBBJ on the couch though now behind a wall so not in the public view. When I was ready to move over to the bed I said what the hell, let's do it on the bed in the glassed in room. To be honest only one or two guys cared to watch and I didn't pay much attention but I must admit that I did get some kick out of fucking Mara for a good 20 minutes in front of the small crowd. Mara has been working at Bernds for five years or so and has numerous reviews so there is not much need for me to say that this girl is good at her job. What I should not leave out is that Mara is a fantastic person. Truely a sweetheart. Now her face is average at best, her tits damn small but her ass is top notch. She apparently works out all the time and it shows in her hips, legs and ass. Great service, great fun and again €50 well spent. Again CIM and to be honest I do not remember her spitting it out (!). Can anyone else confirm my Mara presumption of swallowing?

So I was 2 for 2 at Bernds. Great DFK, BBBJ and CIM for €100 + entrance.....but I cannot say that I'm dying to go back. Simply too little talent at Bernds. Eventually a nice looking young blonde (not sure of name or nationality) showed up but we were just about to leave. Theres was also a German MILF with some big tatas and decent face who I saw give a fantastic blowjob on the couch to a skinny little rut of man who just so happened to pack a huge dick. She seemd mighty good at her trade but a bit too old for my liking. Thus there were in fact only three nice looking ladies to be had, and on a Friday to boot. No question the service at Bernds is top of the line but I need more of a selection. Also there was always more men than women in the house which is not a great feeling in a house of ill repute.

I would recommend at least one trip to Bernds but prefer Samya, Artemis, Palace and the like. Still, to each his own.

The Grand Wazoo

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Iseeu
03-25-09, 18:59
So having read numerous glowing reports about "the hof" I was on my way top break my Bernds cherry last Friday. Keep in mind that I had a whole day of serious fucking the day before at Samya....but still the anticipation to visit Bernds was of grandioso proportions.
Hmm, it's alway bad to build up high expectations, since reality in all things in life, has a habit of kicking us where it counts and usually doesn't match up to our fantasies. Still I can understand why, after hearing and reading so much about it, that there would be a level of anticipation.

I accept culpability, if I and others who post here are to blame for building too high a level of expectation. Still, I think that we have been fair and honest in saying that the physical facility is out of date, small and cramped, that it doesn't have the amenities that other clubs have to pass away the down time and that you will not see the gobs of eye candy that parade around the other clubs.

Yesterday, there were 4 ISG readers, who had heard of Bernd's via the forum and came at least partly because of our reports. They were a Japanese guy who told me that our reports are avidly read there, Gio70, and 2 fellow refugees from the sex penitentiary I call home. I don't know if their expectation levels were met, and I hope that they will post and tell us about their experience. Of course, I demanded from all to post as pay back for our free consulting service.

I think that I'm going to ask Rosie for a commission.


Sadly a rather unattractive dark skin (Spainish/Turk?) girl with a less than attractive body opened the door.
I don't know who this is. Leila (Persian), Tanya and Maya (hungarian gypsy blood)are the only ones who could be construed as Spanish/ Turk. I think that Leila has a very attractive body. Was she very short? Could it be Tanya? Perhaps Maya? Did she have a beauty mark on her upper lip?


There's about 9-10 men in this place already and only 6-7 women....only two of which are worthy of my money and lust.
Did you leave early, before 4 p.m.? Usually the full working contingent is in the house by then, but this comment confuses me. As far as I know, Bernds never has fewer than 12 women on duty, and that's usually earlier in the week, when it's less busy. On Fridays, there should be between 15 and 20 SP on duty. So 6-7 really surprises me. I was there yesterday (Tuesday) and there were 12. I was there earlier this month also on a Tuesday and there were also 12.


As others know well, Bernds is quite a small place (a small house in the suburbs in fact) and there is not much to do between sessions. I would not recommend this place to anyone unless you arrive with a friend or two or at least speak german well (I do not). It does appear that it would be very easy to chit chat with the local clientele if you're able to speak German.
I don't speak German well, and am often almost the only person speaking English, still it is very easy to chat with the other clientele, who are always friendly to stranded tourists. It is also great to be with friends. Yesterday, I had arranged to meet Italy 1974 there. We ended up with quite an entourage with the aforementioned ISGers joining us, as well as a Dutch visitor, and English was definitely the most heard language of the day. 4 years ago, you rarely heard a word of English. Now, I meet some Anglos on almost every visit.

A sign of the times; behind the counter at the upstairs bar, Connie was keeping 2 books translated for a German speaking audience, one for insulting Italians and one for insulting English speakers. Classic Connie...


If you're into tall gorgeous young black meat then Leonie and Bernds should be on your list.
Hanged around for another hour after lunch and was honestly not sure if there would be another session for me. Leonie and Anna were the only two that appealed to me.
I agree that Anna and Leonie are 2 of the prettier women here, but Debbie, Rita, Natalie, Luna and Jamilla, could all fit in solidly at the larger FKK clubs.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, and another man's princess is another man's frog, so I will not dispute you on your appealing rating. You know what works for you and make your choices based on that. Most are not beauty queens nor does Bernd's sell itself as having that kind of staff. Part of its appeal to its local clientele is that some of the women look like the hausfrau next door or the neighbor's daughter that they've always wanted to bang.


What I should not leave out is that Mara is a fantastic person. Truely a sweetheart. Now her face is average at best, her tits damn small but her ass is top notch. She apparently works out all the time and it shows in her hips, legs and ass. Great service, great fun and again €50 well spent. Again CIM and to be honest I do not remember her spitting it out (!). Can anyone else confirm my Mara presumption of swallowing?.
Yes, as do many of the others. (Confirmed by me yesterday :-D) And I agree, a true sweetheart.


Eventually a nice looking young blonde (not sure of name or nationality) showed up but we were just about to leave.Theres was also a German MILF with some big tatas and decent face who I saw give a fantastic blowjob on the couch to a skinny little rut of man who just so happened to pack a huge dick. She seemd mighty good at her trade but a bit too old for my liking.
The blonde is either Debbie or Luna. The MILF is Babsi who does give a fantastic BBBJ (Confirmed yesterday :-D) and has been rated high by German mongers for this skill. Also speaks a great English.


Thus there were in fact only three nice looking ladies to be had, and on a Friday to boot. No question the service at Bernds is top of the line but I need more of a selection. Also there was always more men than women in the house which is not a great feeling in a house of ill repute.
I would recommend at least one trip to Bernds but prefer Samya, Artemis, Palace and the like. Still, to each his own.
The Grand Wazoo
I do honestly believe that the service level at Bernd's is unmatched by any of the other FKK clubs and I'm willing to stand by that statement. The women are good solid providers of the service that you are seeking when you walk through that door. Yes, you can achieve good service with hot chicks at other clubs. It's the overall atmosphere which you discovered that is unique, that in the face, exhibitionist, voyeur vibe, the lack of tension around what service will be provided at what cost, the friendly chatter and interaction between staff and customer of your neighborhood bar. After visiting pretty regularly over the last 4- 5 years, I still feel that anticipation building up in my loins, everytime I set my direction towards Lichtenberg, and it seldom disappoints.

Thanks for the detailed and frank report. I appreciate your honest depiction from a different viewpoint. And I agree with your finale. Indeed; to each his own, and let's acknowledge and embrace this diversity by respecting others for their alternative thinking and disparate preferences, even if they don't mesh with our own. Sadly, some of our fellow forum members forget this at times.

Shark16
03-25-09, 23:12
Did you leave early, before 4 p.m.? Usually the full working contingent is in the house by then, but this comment confuses me. As far as I know, Bernds never has fewer than 12 women on duty, and that's usually earlier in the week, when it's less busy. On Fridays, there should be between 15 and 20 SP on duty. So 6-7 really surprises me. I was there yesterday (Tuesday) and there were 12. I was there earlier this month also on a Tuesday and there were also 12.

I was there the same day as GW. I think his observation of about 6- 7 available girls at 1300hrs is correct. I also think he forgets that a few of the girls already was taken doing their duty in the zimmers. Also, some girls arrived later. Actually I identified 14 ladies working that same day, including 10 by names:

Babsi, Jamila, Tanya, Maya, Mara, Anna, Lara, Debbie, Svennja and Leonie.

In addition four girls I do not recall names:
- Veteran: Medium height, dark medium long hair, late 20s, B/C chest, white skin, a little on the heavy side. Can look a bit reserved from a distance, but actually has a great personality when you approach her. Likes to sing karaoke.
- New? Nice looking young blonde referred to by GW below.
- New: A new girl from the Dominican Republic. Could be the one opening the door to GW.
- New: A new girl from Bulgaria. Great looking. Great personality. Skinny. Pretty face. A/B chest. Somewhat dark skin.

... and maybe I forgot one or two.

Not present: Rita, Natalija and Leila.

Ekliges Lauern
03-26-09, 02:55
I would recommend at least one trip to Bernds but prefer Samya, Artemis, Palace and the like. Still, to each his own.


The eliphant in the room is that the ladies at Bernds are on average older and less attractive than those at the big clubs. We do the readers of this forum a disservice when we pretend otherwise.

The place works for some guys, it does not for others. I'll make no comment regarding the level of service other than I have no disagreement with the general consensus. I do think that all but the optically fixated should try the club once and make up their own mind. Still it would best if expectations w.r.t. age and appearance of the ladies are set appropriately.

Euro100
03-26-09, 03:09
yes, I agree with Ekliges Lauern. Some of the ladies at the Hof are definitely outside my optical tolerance window. For me it really only takes two or three good ones to make a club worthwhile; so this is OK. If you have different number requirements, then save the 70 euro entrance fee.

... on the other hand: the entrance includes free booze. And there is the beautiful German verb "schönsaufen" :D

euro (who would like Leonie and Luna and Debbie and Jamilla and Anna and Stella and Mara even in a totally non-hammered state)

Iseeu
03-26-09, 03:58
I was there the same day as GW. I think his observation of about 6- 7 available girls at 1300hrs is correct. I also think he forgets that a few of the girls already was taken doing their duty in the zimmers. Also, some girls arrived later. Actually I identified 14 ladies working that same day,
That makes makes more sense


In addition four girls I do not recall names:
- Veteran: Medium height, dark medium long hair, late 20s, B/C chest, white skin, a little on the heavy side. Can look a bit reserved from a distance, but actually has a great personality when you approach her. Likes to sing karaoke.
That's Dana

New? Nice looking young blonde referred to by GW below.
That's Luna

Babsi, Jamila, Tanya, Maya, Mara, Anna, Lara, Debbie, Svennja and Leonie.
Looking at this list and adding in Luna, Dana, and the 2 new SP, begs the question: who are all of the unappealing women that the GW found in the house?

Gergiev
03-26-09, 05:43
I have a curiosity about the dress code at Bernds.

Is it the usual robes or towels, boxers and t-shirts, nothing at all or just wear your own clothes?

Reason I ask is that it seems to have a high proportion of older German regulars who hang out like in a local hostelry.

So I'm wondering if they bother to make the effort or if there is a dress code at all ???

I'm sure this has been addressed here before but I've RTFFed in the forum so much I can't recall what the set-up is...

Iseeu
03-26-09, 09:16
I have a curiosity about the dress code at Bernds.

Is it the usual robes or towels, boxers and t-shirts, nothing at all or just wear your own clothes?

Bernd's is the standard bearer for true FKK standards. Most of the customers wear a towel, although it is not rare to see some guys au naturel. The women of course wear nothing at all.

Iseeu
03-26-09, 09:52
The eliphant in the room is that the ladies at Bernds are on average older and less attractive than those at the big clubs. We do the readers of this forum a disservice when we pretend otherwise.


Still it would best if expectations w.r.t. age and appearance of the ladies are set appropriately.
Hmmm. Actually,only half an elephant.

No teenies, staff that's experienced and been in the business honing their trade, survival of the fittest weening out the poorer providers over time, regular customers returning for their regular providers, all of these ensure that the Hof working staff is on the average older than the big clubs. No argument there, since it's an obvious combination of facts, although once you do the statistics, the average is probably not that much greater. Far more important is the median age.

It's the other half of your elephant whose snout is stuffed. How do you average out "less attractive"? It's a wholly subjective term, associated with internal biology, genetics and chemical reactions. I can go to a large FKK, and of the 50 or so women, only find 10 that are "attractive", which is a 20% average, and I can go to Bernd's and of the 14 listed by Shark in the post below, find 6 that are "attractive", which is a 42% average.

I was at World last night. (Shudders of shock run through the crowd). 50 or so women. Lots of size challenged women, anorexic desperate Romanians, sparkless eyes, few stars, and certainly not the lineup of models one would expect to see at one of the big Hessen clubs. Only 2 top model quality, (Ramona of Romania, and Paula of Hungary), some others pretty, but on the whole a very average looking lot. I was attracted to a few on a primal physical level, but turned off of some of those same few, by the other characteristics that come in to the term "attractiveness".

The disservice and misrepresentation is done, when the Bernd's lineup is characterized repeatedly on this forum's various threads, as if it is a God given fact, as only OMA's and trolls. If you say something long enough and enough times, people begin to believe in it unquestionedly as an immutable and indisputable fact. It's an old marketing trick, used by dictators, populists and politicians. Hard to refute or change minds once an idea is set in stone in the collective conscience.

That sets lower expectations and is a disservice to others who read these threads, have never been these clubs, and are trying to decide which would be best suited for them. The vision of a wholly "unattractive" roster riddled with OMA's and trolls, steers them away from the good service that they probably would enjoy. So, let's just set expectations appropriately.

The Grand Wazoo
03-26-09, 10:25
Wow! I'm flattered to receive such a reaction to my Bernds report. Without a doubt Isseu has a better grip on the place than I. And he is absolutely correct, we arrived at 13:00 to find 7-8 ladies present and left around 16:30 to get back to the FF airport (thus why I had accomplished only two sessions). I have no doubt that by the early evening that quite a few more girls showed up and probably more attractive than the daytime shift. As I mentioned I was quite sad to see that a hot blonde (Luna you say? ) had just arrived when we we're leaving. I would have grabbed her without a doubt. But do remeber that the first 4-5 girls that I saw on the main floor were simply not attractive in my eyes. Sorry, that's just my take. It did get better and I have no doubts got even better after we had left. Let's just say that Bernds has many shapes, sizes and tastes from which to choose. I did get the feeling that all/most are extremely solid providers.

So please take my report in context of the daytime situation. Truth is I had an absolutely fabulous time and two magnificent sessions with two great girls. I also agree that the atmosphere at Bernds is unique and for some appealing (including myself). If I have any complaints it is that the house is quite small and other than fucking and drinking (which is of course why we visit), there is very little to pass the time. I love looking at naked girls as much as the next guy but if one is to spend 8-12 hours at any FKK then I would suggest that management invest in some other forms of entertainment. If nothing else then to keep punters on the premises. The more time goes by, the more chance that one rewards thyself with another session. OK, most big FKK have jacuzzis/whirlpools/pools. To which I would not recommend using to anyone. But why not some biljards tables, table tennis or even some one armed bandits (if it's legal? ). Bernds obviously does not have the room for games and entertainment but the bigger spots do. Samya for example has plenty of wasted space. BTW, what's the outside "garden" like at Bernds? Can action be had outside during the warmer months?

I guess that you could say that I was a bit disspointed by the daytime shift at Bernds. I still had a fabulous time. I was just a bit restless between sessions and most likely due to the small confines. I also agree that the staff were indeed charming anf accomodating so not to blame anyone else but my own expectations.

Thanks Isseu for some sound input. Your points are well taken and I appreciate your civil manner.

OK. I will return to Bernds one day. The sex is for certain fantastic on all accounts.

The Grand Wazoo

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Saucehollandaise
03-26-09, 11:45
Bernd's is the standard bearer for true FKK standards. Most of the customers wear a towel, although it is not rare to see some guys au naturel. The women of course wear nothing at all.Customers do wear a towel. It sometimes happens that after the couch action they are too lazy to wrap the towel again (hmm that might refer to me). Most customers however do wrap their towel again around them when walking the few meters to one of the room, at least downstairs, like they are shy to be seen without. Makes me smile, being shy and cover up after you have been naked on the couch where you have had a wonderfull experience.

Saucehollandaise
03-26-09, 11:47
Bernd's is the standard bearer for true FKK standards. Most of the customers wear a towel, although it is not rare to see some guys au naturel. The women of course wear nothing at all.Forgot to add, some women someties wear towels as well.

Some say that that is deress code for "not available at the moment" but there are some that wear towel and are still available.

Shark16
03-26-09, 19:02
... how is that possible?!?? She was showing off as usual - challenging the blood stream direction of every male present in the downstairs bar.

That makes it 15.

Does Sandra count? Ok, 16.

Toscana
03-26-09, 21:43
It sometimes happens that after the couch action they are too lazy to wrap the towel again (hmm that might refer to me).After couch action at Bernd's you always have a nice peg to hang your towel on, so you can use both hands to continue your grope on the way to the room. Nature provides, as ever.

Appreciated Grand Wazoo's report. As it happened his capture of the surroundings, the atmosphere, and his slight misgivings reflect my own take on the place. But its success with this format over many years speaks for itself. A fabulous institution indeed.

Gfe Finder
03-27-09, 01:10
- New: A new girl from the Dominican Republic. Could be the one opening the door to GW.
- New: A new girl from Bulgaria. Great looking. Great personality. Skinny. Pretty face. A/B chest. Somewhat dark skin.

If I'm reading the Rheinforum correctly (and my German is not good by any stretch), the Dominican is Samanta and the Bulgarian is Alex.

Iseeu
03-27-09, 04:08
If I'm reading the Rheinforum correctly (and my German is not good by any stretch), the Dominican is Samanta and the Bulgarian is Alex.
Yes, the Bulgarian is Alex, just finishing 1 week at the Hof. Pretty, nice girl, good English and she filled my "something new" slot on Tuesday. Not a mind blwoing session by Bernd's standards, but she's well intentioned, works hard to please and has potential. Hope she stays...

Jayf1970
04-04-09, 13:38
** This is part of a multi-report series on my 10-day trip to Germany / FKK's. **
The main report is here: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=866231&postcount=3810

Sorry, its taken me a while to get around to posting this report. I see that Grand Wazoo has posted a report, which is in a similar vain to mine, but I have had this half written for a while, so here it is.

Stayed at Euro Park hotel; convenient if you have a car. Bare bones 4* hotel; its one of those places that I hate - they do just barely enough to qualify for the four stars.

Bernd's was easy to find with a GPS. Went around 1pm on a Monday. The feel of this place is very different from other (also small) FKK's. It doesn't feel like an FKK at all, but feels like a neighborhood house thats converted into a brothel. There's a more of the exhibitionist / voyeurist component to this place compared to other FKK's, but not all that much more - you see enough action in the Kino at the Golden Time or Oase. There were 8-10 girls, mostly in the 5-7 range of looks, maybe an 8 thrown in. Went with Jenny - blonde girl from Greece. Great attitude. Good technique. BBBJCIM. No extra charge for CIM. Face: 7, body: 7, attitude: 8, service: 7.

Came back in the evening, around 9pm. There were 10-12 girls, again in the 5-7 range, with a couple of 8's. It was a slow night and not as much action. Had a 3-some with Leoni (Braziliera, mulatta, great hazel / brown eyes, face: 8, body: 7) and Debbie (German, in her thirties, face: 6, body: 7) on the couch downstairs. I was tired and the girls were not that great either. BBBJ with CIM (Debbie), but she didn't quite let me CIM. Attitude: 8, service: 7.

What I liked about this place is that the sex here is pretty seamless between the public and private (room) areas and that the girls are all 8-9 in attitude. What I didn't like is that the girls are not that high in looks (face or body) and they offer decent service (a pretty uniform 7-8), but not good enough to make up for what they lack in looks. I know this place is a huge favorite with the mongers on the forum, so maybe I'm missing something. May be its an acqired taste. May be you start appreciating it when you've been going to FKK's long enough. May be the EUR savings start to matter if you live in Germany and monger on a regular basis. But as someone on a mongering vacation, I found the lure of the 7-9 looks and 6-8 service at a GoldenTime or Oase to be much greater.

By the way, very close to Euro Park, right across Frankfurtstrasse (I think), there is a place called Club Lamour. Looked like a huge place, probably a strip club, but I didn't go in. Any idea what this is?

Shasar
04-05-09, 01:00
** Had a 3-some with Leoni (Braziliera, mulatta, great hazel / brown eyes, face: 8, body: 7) and Debbie (German, in her thirties, face: 6, body: 7) on the couch downstairs. I was tired and the girls were not that great either. BBBJ with CIM (Debbie), but she didn't quite let me CIM. Attitude: 8, service: 7.

But as someone on a mongering vacation, I found the lure of the 7-9 looks and 6-8 service at a GoldenTime or Oase to be much greater.Very interesting, I am curious about your looks (face/body). It is impressing that Leoni and Debbie (she is 29) offer you such a bad service, perhaps due to your attitude (eg your evaluation of the girls)?

Don't know the country you are from but I think you have no idea abut real service in German clubs.

Ok go to GT or other big ones so that we have more space in the Hof :))

Ekliges Lauern
04-05-09, 09:35
Very interesting, I am curious about your looks (face/body). It is impressing that Leoni and Debbie (she is 29) offer you such a bad service, perhaps due to your attitude (eg your evaluation of the girls)?

Don't know the country you are from but I think you have no idea abut real service in German clubs.

Ok go to GT or other big ones so that we have more space in the Hof :))

Still waiting for your first review, Shasar. Jayf1970 has contributed more to this forum in his initial round of reviews than you have.

Jayf1970, thanks for the reviews. Always good to have a fresh perspecive.

Some of the members of the Bernds fan club get kind of riled up when folks point out the ladies at the club are on average older and less attractive than their younger, hotter sisters at the Top Clubs. I'm not sure why as they usually profess to want to keep the crowds in check at Bernds.

I find if use the euphamism "experienced" in place of of older, they don't get as riled up. I'm thinking of using the euphamism, "she has a nice personality" in place of "she is less attractive" to describe the Bernds women. Kind of like when someone wants to set you up on a blind date with an unattractive women, they always say she has a nice personality. How can they object if I state, "On average, the women at Bernds are more experienced and have nicer personalities than the women at the Top Clubs". Hopefully any newbees reading can read between the lines.

Thanks again for the reviews and the fresh perspective.

Italy 1974
04-05-09, 22:16
Boys,

No need to fight about which place is the best.

Everybody has his own taste and the "right" club is in the eye of beholder.

Bernd's has, in my opinion, a unique vibe that make it different from any other club. I like it but still I appreciate the environment of Linving Room, Golden Time and Ying Yang.

Not so good, in my opinion, is the Palace in Frankfurt.

Reading the forum is the only way to learn about the differences beetween the clubs so that everyone is able to find the ones that better suits to his needs.

Regards,

Italy 1974

Ortos
04-06-09, 06:59
Boys,

No need to fight about which place is the best.

Everybody has his own taste and the "right" club is in the eye of beholder.

Bernd's has, in my opinion, a unique vibe that make it different from any other club. I like it but still I appreciate the environment of Linving Room, Golden Time and Ying Yang.

Not so good, in my opinion, is the Palace in Frankfurt.

Reading the forum is the only way to learn about the differences beetween the clubs so that everyone is able to find the ones that better suits to his needs.

Regards,

Italy 1974

"...in my opinion..." Ah, these are the key words, no? Everything is so subjective. So thanks to posters like our Italian friend here who knows to preface comments with the oh so important phrase: in my opinion...

Reading the Forum is certainly a good idea to learn about the differences between clubs, but not the only or best way: The best way --maybe ultimately the only way to be sure: Visit the clubs yourself and make up your own mind!

So for example, if I read this forum I might get a certain impression about a given club, say, Palace. But if I visit the place myself, I might get a different end result. In my opinion, Palace, has a fantastic vibe...but that is for me!

I also recognise that all clubs can have their own unique vibe. Certainly Bernd's is a place that just ooozes erotic vibes. But one kind find different versions of this at Oase, or even World sometimes. At the end you got to go and discover it all for yourself.

Ortos

Ekliges Lauern
04-06-09, 07:06
Reading the forum is the only way to learn about the differences beetween the clubs so that everyone is able to find the ones that better suits to his needs.

Not to quibble, but actually visiting clubs is better than reading forums. There is only so much you can get from reading the opinions of others. First hand experience is always preferable.

Iseeu
04-06-09, 11:29
Some of the members of the Bernds fan club get kind of riled up when folks point out the ladies at the club are on average older and less attractive than their younger, hotter sisters at the Top Clubs. I'm not sure why as they usually profess to want to keep the crowds in check at Bernds.

I find if use the euphamism "experienced" in place of of older, they don't get as riled up. I'm thinking of using the euphamism, "she has a nice personality" in place of "she is less attractive" to describe the Bernds women. Kind of like when someone wants to set you up on a blind date with an unattractive women, they always say she has a nice personality. How can they object if I state, "On average, the women at Bernds are more experienced and have nicer personalities than the women at the Top Clubs". Hopefully any newbees reading can read between the lines.
In a previous post (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=862703&postcount=1167) I challenged how one could go about defining "on average" since I could for example say "On average, World has more unattractive women than Bernd's." I wouldn't exactly call that "riled up", just challenging the measurement criteria and process as I just don't agree that this can be objectively arrived at.

If anything, I have railed against the disservice to readers of the forum caused by the repeated propagandizing and inculcating in the common belief that all of the women in Bernd's are older and unattractive, which discourages mongers who would otherwise try it on a future trip. Just as it would be untrue, unfair of me and a major disservice to repeatedly write that all of the women at Palace are scammers and sharks.

Actually, now that I'm a silent partner in Bernd's Sauna Club GmBH, I have a vested interest in promoting this club ad nauseaum while detracting from its competitors. Or better yet, why don't I just detract from its competitors, since we all know that it has no positive attributes. When have I ever professed to wanting to keep the numbers of Hof visitors down?

While that would serve my own short term interests for my next visit, long term, I want the club to flourish in the naive hope that the Bernd's service ethos once experienced by many new mongers, will spread,due to demand, to other clubs. And also, so that the women at Bernd's, whom as our reknowned reviewer EL states, "On average... are more experienced and have nicer personalities than the women at the Top Clubs", will continue to ply their trade there. LOL

Ortos
04-06-09, 12:20
Actually, now that I'm a silent partner in Bernd's Sauna Club GmBH, I have a vested interest in promoting this club ad nauseaum while detracting from its competitors.

So that's why you personally get such consistently good service from the 'Hof girls!

Ekliges Lauern
04-07-09, 22:00
In a previous post (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=862703&postcount=1167) I challenged how one could go about defining "on average" since I could for example say "On average, World has more unattractive women than Bernd's." I wouldn't exactly call that "riled up", just challenging the measurement criteria and process as I just don't agree that this can be objectively arrived at.


I'm in the middle of a week long fuck fest and have been concentrating on getting reviews out. I'll respond later when I have more time.

Your thesis seems to be: since attractiveness is subjective, no comparative measure is possible. I don't agree as subjective measurement still have value. By what objective criteria do we know William Shakespeare was a better writer than Steven King. There is no objective measurement, yet we all know who was a better writer.

If you really want to promote Bernds, I suggest you are better off not setting unrealistic expectation where some mongers are bound to be disappointed. Or to put it another way, people are going to try Bernds irrespective of what you or I say. It holds an special place in FKK history and I think every monger should visit at least once. And keep visiting if they like it, but not if they don't. You will have fewer disappointed visitor if you don't insist on setting unrealistic expectations for new mongers.

Regarding wanting other FKKs to be more like Bernds, this is my nightmare. I'm quite happy with the way things are with a wide variety of choices. I can weed out the scam artists at clubs fairly easily and get a wide variety of enjoyable experiences with different woman. See my Palace report of the session with Turkish Coco. While the session had its downsides, there were some aspects that made it unique and in the end kind special for the authenticity. My nightmare, is if every club becomes like Bernds, I can only have sessions with one type of woman (usually older and less attractive) and the sessions will all be mechanical following the mechanical pattern that some FKK owner determined was the optimal session. No thank you, I quite like things the way they are.

Breadman
04-08-09, 00:21
Or to put it another way, people are going to try Bernds irrespective of what you or I say. It holds an special place in FKK history and I think every monger should visit at least once. And keep visiting if they like it, but not if they don't. You will have fewer disappointed visitor if you don't insist on setting unrealistic expectations for new mongers.


We should also mention the negatives. Its a small club...and the club is already busy with the local monger's who frequent the club. More promotion means more guys in such a small club. The more guys using those unventilated rooms...well, you get the image. We've all seen mention of girls to guys ratio but don't think too much about what it really means...a club like bernds that might have at times 3 times the guys to the girls means the girls are getting worked more than at other clubs. Sloppy seconds, try sloppy 12th's. Nothing wrong with that as long as you know beforehand. Freshness can't be a big issue if your a first time visitor to the club.

Iseeu
04-08-09, 01:10
Intro
Visited Bernd’s earlier this month on a Tuesday for a planned reunion with Italy 1974. This was a day after my visit to Mettmann (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=865818&postcount=93), and I was a little wary of not having enough juice to go around. Got there directly from my meetings to find Italy bidding adieu to Gio70 who was leaving to check out Blue Note, but first made sure to ask Connie if he could return later (if Blue Note didn’t pan out for him) without having to pay a 2nd entry fee (The answer is yes). The roundtrip Lichtenberg- Dussledorf- Lichtenberg is probably 150 km and he was driving into evening rush hour stau, but Italy 1974 was pretty sure that he would be back. As the evening progressed we found 3 more ISGers including one from Japan, and 2 from my hood all of whom had found Bernd’s via the forum, and weren’t deterred from visiting by some posts deriding the ladies of the house.

The Cast
They were on this day; Alex (21, new from Bulgaria, pretty, skinny, B cups, darkish complexion, excellent English and very nice to talk to), Anna, Babsi, Dana, Debbie, Jamilla, Jenny, Katja, Lara, Leonie, Mara, Natalie, Tanja). Slow day and night with about 15 men from my arrival at 4:30 until closing, so English was pretty much the dominant language, and even Connie is making efforts to communicate in her own inimitable way. She had 2 books converting standard German pit-down phrases into Italian and English. We took the books and had some fun helping her practice her put-downs.

Setting the Stage
Bernd’s is doing some construction work on the shower room and the adjacent bedroom at the end of the hall, so all showers had to be taken downstairs. Not sure how ambitious these renovations plans are, or if there are any other improvements planned.

Caught up with Italy 1974. Great guy, great storyteller and has this Italian gusto and openness which makes hanging with him an adventure. He was hoping to catch Lina and Maya for a 3some like I had on my last visit, but neither was in the house that day. Have since heard that Luna has left the Hof which is a shame. Can anyone confirm? I also preempted the Italian stallion and made a date with Mara for my last session which didn’t please him since he had similar plans.

Act I
Figured that if anyone could get my juices going after the draining I took at Mettmann it would be Babsi, and she did it admirably. She asked me, because she knows that I like it to do some muschi munching, and she had a very hard and long O. She gives one of the great, great BBBJs in all of FKK land with lots of attention to all of the areas in and around, and not just to iseeu jr. I find that all of the great BJ artists know that in addition to mixing up the pace, direction and types of touch on the main organ, scrotum play and paying proper attention to the area between the scrotum and anal area are integral to building up the tension towards a great orgasm (The following night I was at World, and enjoyed the ministrations of the legendary Karolina/ Linda, another renowned practitioner of this art). This should be part of the standard FKK training course for new SP and Babsi should give the course as she’s a true expert at this. Although sessions with her very often end in CIM, I chose mish for which she has another unique skill of squeezing her inner vaginal muscles. She's also a great person to just chill with, which we did for a long time afterwards. The discussion included bareback options at Bernd's and other clubs, and it was very interesting to hear her take on this.

Act II
Later, we sat on the upstairs couch near Alex, and we began talking with her. She passed the initial personality audition giving off great vibes, so when Italy 1974 went to his own session, I snuck away with her to a room. All I can say is that for someone who’s new at this she was very, very good, tried hard to please, and our bodies just seemed to perfectly mesh. There was no chance that I would pop this time so soon after Babsi, and I was on sperm management mode, so we made out passionately, I dined at her Y (Her; “That’s the first orgasm I’ve had since I came to Germany”) then she worked on me for awhile, and finally when I told her that I appreciated her efforts, but it wouldn’t happen this time, we just lay and cuddled. Nice new sweet addition to the lineup.

Act III
Had something to eat, went for a sauna, met a Dutch monger, who also reads the forum, and just chilled with the guys downstairs. I was looking for Leonie or Jamilla for my next session, but one of our posse took Jamilla so I went to find Leonie, who was splayed in all of her glory on the upstairs couch. I slipped off her shoes, and began giving her a foot massage to the obvious envy of the other couch dwellers. When we were ready to go the room, I slipped on her high heels, took her purse, placed my hand on my hip and tottered away to the raucous delight of Connie and everyone else. Luckily, there was a room available on the main floor, since I don’t know how I could have managed the stairs in those things. Why did women ever agree to wear heels, and how in the hell do they walk around in them all day? One of the great mysteries of life. I think that Leonie's stunning, a vision whom I can just look at for hours and I have to admit that when I first began doing sessions with her I was drawn more by her looks than an expectation of a great session, since she is normally reserved and projects aloofness. Since then she’s really matured into a delightful top line performer, and now, Leonie and I have history, so the session just flows naturally. We have a comfort zone together, knowing what turns each other on, and there’s an intimacy which allows her to shed her usually cautious reserved shell to extend new pleasures. She surprised me this time with a natural evolvement of our passion, which was totally unbidden on my part.

Act IV
Went to stretch out on the long end of the downstairs couch by the window wall and was later joined there by the rest of our posse. Most of the locals had left, and soon Katja left, but not before coming by to say goodbye to our group, some of whom had made contributions to her purse. Sometime after 10, Mara came downstairs and laid herself down on me, to the envy of my fellow mongers. I felt like the alpha male. She joined our conversation, all the while snuggling her body against mine, stroking me between her body and mine, occasionally leaning in for a soul-searching kiss. It was time to go to a room. Italy 1974, who by now had imbibed enough Kolsch to open his own brewery, says, “ Hey, what am I gonna do while you’re gone?”, so we suggested that he pick a partner and join us. There weren’t many options available downstairs so Mara offered to find him a dance partner and found Anna upstairs. We all retired to the blue room. The truth is that they could have been in a separate room since once Mara and I got going, we only had eyes for each other. We heard them for sure, and every once in awhile glanced over to see their progress. They were going at it like horny rabbits, and I have a new found appreciation for Anna’s lovely form and the Italian Stallion’s energy and stamina. They left about mid-way through our hour and a half session and about 15 minutes later Italy 1974 stopped in to say goodbye. I sort of waved at him since my mouth was full at the time. Not much more that I can write about my time with Mara that hasn’t been covered in some of my latest Hof reports. Suffice to say that it was mind-altering, passionate, out of this world, and as GFE as is possible in a P4P relationship. Sorry about this Routard, but when the cat’s away, the mice will play. We would probably still be there in the blue room, but at a few minutes before closing time, Anna began calling Mara’s name since she was her ride home for the night, and we stumbled out to find the lights out and everyone but Edith, Rosie, Anna and the clean-up guy, gone.

Epilogue
I had an early flight out of DUS the following morning, but would be in FRA area following evening, where one of our fellow ISGers was planning to be at World, so we made spontaneous plans to meet there. I would also meet him the night after that at Oase, It was great catching up with my compadre, meeting other ISGers, hearing from them their appreciation of these reports and shooting the breeze. Hey guys, where are your reports?

Due to personal and business commitments, I’m pretty certain that I won’t make it back this coming month but I have plenty of hot memories and visions to tide me over. In the end my juice concerns were unfounded. Should have known that they would be once placed in the able hands, mouths and muschis of the Hof ladies. In Hof we Trust.

Iseeu
04-08-09, 03:36
Your thesis seems to be: since attractiveness is subjective, no comparative measure is possible. I don't agree as subjective measurement still have value. By what objective criteria do we know William Shakespeare was a better writer than Steven King. There is no objective measurement, yet we all know who was a better writer.
I'm have no intention of getting pulled in to another drawn out cycle of post- counterpost. My point was that the use of the modifier "on average" as in "on average the girls are less attractive" is meaningless and impossible to measure.
But since you honed in on the "attractiveness" issue- Physical attractiveness, unlike the quality of literature which has universally
accepted benchmarks, is wholly subjective. Background, prejudice, cultural variances, biological factors, chemical makeups all weigh heavily on what each and every one of us "considers" attractive.


If you really want to promote Bernds, I suggest you are better off not setting unrealistic expectation where some mongers are bound to be disappointed. Or to put it another way, people are going to try Bernds irrespective of what you or I say. It holds an special place in FKK history and I think every monger should visit at least once. And keep visiting if they like it, but not if they don't. You will have fewer disappointed visitor if you don't insist on setting unrealistic expectations for new mongers.
I have no interest in promoting Bernd's, only to put the real facts out there, not myths. I agree that setting unrealistic expectations, both positive or negative ones, does not serve the interests of anyone reading the forum. Those of us who post regularly about Bernd's have been forthcoming and open about its deficits, including that the lineup is relatively small and does not have the hordes of lithe Euro models prevalent in the larger clubs.

To constantly rehash, as you do in your posts in totally unrelated contexts across this forum (your most recent post on Acapulco, a case in point), your opinion on the looks and ages of the Bernd's women, makes you sound whiny, serves no positive purpose and only has negative effects for other mongers. Repeatedly posting negative remarks, lowers expectations to the point, that for many mongers after reading your repeated disses, a visit to Bernd's is viewed with trepidation. This sets unrealistic expectations and deprives them of a possible positive experience. As you wrote, mongers should visit and draw their own conclusions.

My posts about my visits to this club or any other reflect my own experiences and no one else's. No guararantees are offered that someone else will have the same set of experiences. As with any reports on this and other forums, readers need to use their own discretionary filters to make an educated decision about what type of experience they can expect. To claim that I "insist on setting unrealistic expectations for new mongers" is an affront to the intelligence of the people reading this forum, veterans and newbies alike.


Regarding wanting other FKKs to be more like Bernds, this is my nightmare.
Not sure why you would have a nightmare about the Bernd's service ethos being adopted in more clubs. It is the benchmark for service, and as has been widely documented with anectdotal evidence, some of the larger clubs could definitely use a "service upgrade".

My nightmare, is if every club becomes like Bernds, I can only have sessions with one type of woman (usually older and less attractive) and the sessions will all be mechanical following the mechanical pattern that some FKK owner determined was the optimal session. No thank you, I quite like things the way they are.
I don't quite follow this line of thinking. The Bernd's lineup is ethnically and visually diverse. Why would adopting a Bernd's service ethos lead to less choice and more mechanical sessions? Bernd's sessions are anything but mechanical. An optimal Bernd's session, is not defined by management, but is mostly customer specific, unlike some of the larger clubs where most of the sessions follow a definitive script set by the management.

Ekliges Lauern
04-08-09, 08:07
I'm have no intention of getting pulled in to another drawn out cycle of post- counterpost. My point was that the use of the modifier "on average" as in "on average the girls are less attractive" is meaningless and impossible to measure.

But since you honed in on the "attractiveness" issue- Physical attractiveness, unlike the quality of literature which has universally
accepted benchmarks, is wholly subjective. Background, prejudice, cultural variances, biological factors, chemical makeups all weigh heavily on what each and every one of us "considers" attractive.

Well, you did question why I didn't respond to your post essentially stating comparative measurements of attractiveness are not possible.

Regarding my analogy with the subjective nature of literature, I don't believe the "universally accepted benchmarks" you refer to exist. In other words, you sidestepped my analogy with fabrication. Of course, I could be mistaken, what are the "universally accepted benchmarks" you refer to?



To constantly rehash, as you do in your posts in totally unrelated contexts across this forum (your most recent post on Acapulco, a case in point), your opinion on the looks and ages of the Bernd's women, makes you sound whiny, serves no positive purpose and only has negative effects for other mongers. Repeatedly posting negative remarks, lowers expectations to the point, that for many mongers after reading your repeated disses, a visit to Bernd's is viewed with trepidation. This sets unrealistic expectations and deprives them of a possible positive experience. As you wrote, mongers should visit and draw their own conclusions.

In my Acapulco post, I referenced Bernds, as well as Blue Note and F39 to illustrate my assessment of the attractiveness of the women. The reference was absolutely in context. I have also repeatedly stated that I find the women at F39 older and less attractive than at the Top Clubs as well. I'm curious as to why you take offense to the refereces to Bernds, but not F39.

This is my scale for how I view overall attractiveness of women at clubs. I'm not going to stop using it because you disagree.


Not sure why you would have a nightmare about the Bernd's service ethos being adopted in more clubs. It is the benchmark for service, and as has been widely documented with anectdotal evidence, some of the larger clubs could definitely use a "service upgrade".

For you, perhaps. I found the service at Bernds mechanical. Not bad, just mechanical. I suspect you tend to get better service because you are a regular. That is the same as at all clubs, regular customers get better treatment. I find interacting with women at the Top Clubs more interesting because their performances are more individual and varied. I'm pretty good about weeding out sharks. Bernds women felt to me like trained performers. While this can be interesting for a bit, it got old for me very quickly.

Regarding your "widely documented with anectdotal evidence", I suggest that recent posts in the Bernds thread have widely documented with anectdotal evidence the shortcomings of Bernds women in the looks department. For example:


What I didn't like is that the girls are not that high in looks (face or body) and they offer decent service (a pretty uniform 7-8), but not good enough to make up for what they lack in looks.


Arrived promptly at 13:00 on a Friday, a few shots of vodka under my belt and a Viagra to keep the blood running high. Sadly a rather unattractive dark skin (Spainish/Turk?) girl with a less than attractive body opened the door. Yes she was nude but it didn't exactly get me excited. Pay the Madame €70 and see behind here at the bar two more rather unattractive ladies. Already a bit worried about this venture. A vodka lemon at the bar (Bernds offers free liquor as well as beer, wine and soft drinks) and a survey of the couches to the side. Three girls, all nude and all quite unattractive as far as I'm concerned. Shit! Proceed to the small basement and immediately see Anna (Polish) on one of the couches. There's about 9-10 men in this place already and only 6-7 women....only two of which are worthy of my money and lust.

Same standard as you espouse for judging service at other clubs (anecdotal evidence). I find making an effort to select the top performers at clubs yields sessions I am quite pleased with. YMMV. If Bernds works for you, great. It doesn't for me.

Breadman
04-08-09, 14:02
No matter what club you do, what girl you do...the age, looks of that girl...what we are all looking for is the best service possible. A club like bernds can control what the girl's offer but not the level of service they will provide for each guest. A guy that stops in twice a week every week will get top notch service, Isseu who stops in somewhat frequently and is recognized by the girls will also get good service. Now a guy stopping in there for the first time or only visiting say twice a year might find substandard ie mechanical service. Its not the club that gives you the mechanical, rushed service...its the girl.

What im trying to say is that ANY club can have girls that offer bernds like services...you just have to connect with some of the girls and repeat with those when you visit. My last trip I had several experiences in World and one at Oase that id consider Bernds type service.

Ekliges Lauern
04-08-09, 22:20
No matter what club you do, what girl you do...the age, looks of that girl...what we are all looking for is the best service possible.

Speak for yourself. I actually look for a combination of service, appearance and as a rare and precious commodity, uniqueness of the girl's sexuality.

Appearance matters to me. I don't care how good the service is, if I am visually turned off by the woman, it spoils the session.

Uniqueness is when a woman possesses a rare sexual quality. Sofie at F39 is an example. She is a girlfriend who can make you fall in love with her in 30 minutes. And for 30 minutes, she can convince you that you are her favorite man in the world. Mia formerly of Oase was another woman with a unique sexuality. She has an animalistic level to her and clearly digs sex. She will make some bloke very happy.


A guy that stops in twice a week every week will get top notch service, Isseu who stops in somewhat frequently and is recognized by the girls will also get good service. Now a guy stopping in there for the first time or only visiting say twice a year might find substandard ie mechanical service. Its not the club that gives you the mechanical, rushed service...its the girl.

Fully agree. The more you repeat at a club or with a particular woman, the better the service will be. I think people lose sight of that when they espouse the service level of the clubs they repeat at.


What im trying to say is that ANY club can have girls that offer bernds like services...you just have to connect with some of the girls and repeat with those when you visit. My last trip I had several experiences in World and one at Oase that id consider Bernds type service.

Fully agree. I have my outstanding providers at several different clubs. Most I found through observation and testing chemistry. When I repeat, I find for almost all of the women, it only gets better. By visiting the large Top clubs, I can find women that provide top service and I am physically attracted to them.

Akibono
04-09-09, 04:50
No matter what club you do, what girl you do...the age, looks of that girl...what we are all looking for is the best service possible. A club like bernds can control what the girl's offer but not the level of service they will provide for each guest. A guy that stops in twice a week every week will get top notch service, Isseu who stops in somewhat frequently and is recognized by the girls will also get good service. Now a guy stopping in there for the first time or only visiting say twice a year might find substandard ie mechanical service. Its not the club that gives you the mechanical, rushed service...its the girl.

What im trying to say is that ANY club can have girls that offer bernds like services...you just have to connect with some of the girls and repeat with those when you visit. My last trip I had several experiences in World and one at Oase that id consider Bernds type service.


FKK 101 - Navigating the FKK scene.

This course teaches you how to the tell the sharks from the good service providers. Logistics and etiquete will be discussed. Prerequisite: basic knowledge of German and how to use the public transport system.

FKK 201- Advanced techniques in mongering.

This course teaches you the basics in interacting the girls to get a better session. Emphasis on flirting and talking, and when to upgrade the session. Prerequisite: FKK 101, hygiene and massage techinques.

Bukudala
04-09-09, 09:47
Greetings everyone,

Planning a trip in May to Bernd's and Goldentime, not having played the FKK scene (Palace, Oase) in eight years. Regarding the "bareback" option, it's only happened to me once at Oase and the provider and I had seen each other a good half a dozen times in two months. In fact, we never talked about it or price, but I did take care of her.

What's the etiquette, assuming one wants to play that way, for asking the ladies and what's the pricing?

Thanks in advance and happy hunting!

Bratwurst
04-09-09, 20:49
Greetings everyone,

Planning a trip in May to Bernd's and Goldentime, not having played the FKK scene (Palace, Oase) in eight years. Regarding the "bareback" option, it's only happened to me once at Oase and the provider and I had seen each other a good half a dozen times in two months. In fact, we never talked about it or price, but I did take care of her.

What's the etiquette, assuming one wants to play that way, for asking the ladies and what's the pricing?

Thanks in advance and happy hunting! I really hope such thing is not an option at Bernds or in any other club I coud be visiting in the future (Iseeu, curious about what are the views of Babsi about that? ).

So the etiquette shold be: please report on the board what girl has offered you the service (who is the girl at Oase? ), so that I can very happily stay away from her. Seems impossible to me that such bullshit can really happen. What's wrong with you guys? All of us like the warm inside of a mushi, but I also like to respect other people around me.

Breadman
04-09-09, 21:27
FKK 101 - Navigating the FKK scene.

This course teaches you how to the tell the sharks from the good service providers. Logistics and etiquete will be discussed. Prerequisite: basic knowledge of German and how to use the public transport system.

FKK 201- Advanced techniques in mongering.

This course teaches you the basics in interacting the girls to get a better session. Emphasis on flirting and talking, and when to upgrade the session. Prerequisite: FKK 101, hygiene and massage techinques.

That book your reading that only has 2 pages...its the girls pussy. Move onto the next chapter already.

M P Lurker
04-10-09, 03:38
FKK 101 - Navigating the FKK scene.

This course teaches you how to the tell the sharks from the good service providers. Logistics and etiquete will be discussed. Prerequisite: basic knowledge of German and how to use the public transport system.

FKK 201- Advanced techniques in mongering.

This course teaches you the basics in interacting the girls to get a better session. Emphasis on flirting and talking, and when to upgrade the session. Prerequisite: FKK 101, hygiene and massage techinques.

By basic Knowledge of German I guess he means just a couple of phrases:
"Guten Abend", "Wie geht es ihnen?" "Zehr gut"
"Wie heist du?" "Wo kommen sie?". Because really you don't have to have much Deutsch at all. Or is Bernd's an exception? I just recognise basic words like Zimmer. Most FKK girls have some English and some don't even speak German.
I am trained in massage but do not find it at all needed.
My tongue does a lot more massaging than my hands. LOL

Hygiene belongs back at FKK 101. Girls do not like dirty smelly guys.

Picking the sharks belongs to advanced, since many of the masters complain about sharks implying that they can't pick them all the time. I don't complain about sharks. I just try to avoid them.
Anyway I thought that Bernd's was virtually shark free by reputation.

Bun Biter
04-10-09, 11:34
tuesday, april 7

i was planning to get to bernd’s by opening time (1 p.m.), but a last minute meeting change meant that i didn’t make it to the hof until about 4. not too many girls and noticeably few punters, probably no more than 15 during my 6 hour stay. of the well known girls jamilla, anna, katya, babsi, lana, jenny, debby, tanya and leoni were there. two other small black girls were there as well, one of which is petite with a nice body (susi) and the other one from the dominican republic (samantha), quite chubby and loud. mara had the day off but was scheduled to be there the next day, wednesday.

there were 3 new girls, one of which is a german girl called jackie. it was her 1st day and she appeared to fit right in. imagine mara’s body, then add a floral tattoo from her right ankle all the way to her right shoulder. she’s prettier than mara but doesn’t have mara’s girl-next-door look. she has shoulder length blond hair and some kind of small gem implanted at the bottom of her neck. didn’t get a good look at it, but some of the other girls were in awe. she seems to have a nice personality and hit it off with 4 punters during my stay, which meant that i didn’t get an opportunity to session with her. her couch action was limited to caressing and holding hands, but i think that will probably change soon. i asked one of the guys who sessioned with about her performance and he had no complaints. just before i left i managed to ask her about what she thought of the club to which she replied that she really liked it. looks like she’ll be a permanent or semi-permanent addition to the bernd’s crew.

as for the other 2 new girls, one is a young blonde who seemed quite cheerful and smiling, the other a dark complexioned woman with short dark hair in her early 30s who didn’t look too comfortable with the bernd’s scene. i think her name is sonya. she did session however (i saw her come and collect some money as one of her punters left). i didn’t see much of them because they kept to the downstairs area while i was mostly in the upstairs couch watching porn on the big screen tv and contemplating my next move.

upon arriving i booked a massage which turned out to be a therapeutic massage as opposed to an erotic one. my first session was with anna. she’s just great in every way. good bbbj technique and i managed to get her very wet but failed to make her come. i guess shes too much of a pro to let herself go. this was my first experience with anna and it definitely won’t be my last.

after anna i took a loooooooong break, couple of hours at least. had a bite to eat, lounged around the upstairs couch watching the girls in action, contemplating whom to session with next. ruled out samantha, the chubby and loud black girl. something about her is unappealing to me. the petite black girl, susi from cuba, has a fabulous body, but not a hint of a smile on her face. seemed unfriendly. for a while i contemplated a session with leoni who has some great reviews, but she’s a big girl which for some reason this intimidates me, plus shes so aloof. shes gained a little weight since i last saw her in december. she now has a slight paunch and a little too much flab on the hips.

ruled out jenny and a chubby, dark haired romanian girl she hangs out with as i think they are a couple of slobs. during my 6 hours at the hof, they only sessioned once and it was a threesome. the romanian girl kept fingering her pussy the whole time she sat on the couch. i also ruled out the bulgarian contingent and a couple of other dark complexioned girls. again, something didn’t seem quite right. am i picky or am i picky? well, its my hard earned euros so its my prerogative to chose carefully.

i finally decided to try the new girl, jackie. but just as i was about to ask her to move her cute little ass next to me, another punter beat me to it! crap! i was half a second too late. well, with some couch time and some room time i figured she would be occupied for about an hour. just then debby showed up and i asked her to come over. soon she was giving me a nice bbbj right there on the couch and within 10 minutes we ended up in a room where i tried to screw her brains out as best i could! i hadn’t sessioned with her either on my previous visits to bernd’s. she always seemed uninterested and bored, usually sitting on a bar stool with jamilla next to her at the downstairs bar. the session with debby was ok, nothing spectacular. but i noticed that she has quite a sensitive clit which turned out to be a lot of fun & games.

another break, another attempt to catch jackie, and yet another punter who snapped her up from right under my nose…! oh well, such is life. spent the rest of the evening chatting with babsi. she said the lack of punters is due to the school vacation (easter). the girl to guy ratio was never worse than 1:1. often all the rooms were available. not a great day for the crew.

the upstairs shower has been renovated but is out of order. so all showering is downstairs for the time being. connie wasn’t too happy with this situation.

so for my third bernd’s visit i only managed 2 sessions but at least they were both new to me. not bad, but not great. i left at about 10 p.m. and headed back to the hotel landsknecht in hennef (reuter was full). btw, hotel landsknecht (http://www.hotel-landsknecht.com) is quite nice, pretty new, comfortable, large rooms and €56 including breakfast. plus they have relatively cheap wireless internet at €1 for an hour or €3 for 12 hours. its about 4km from the club. highly recommended.


wednesday, april 8

arrived at bernd’s just before 1 p.m. there were 4-5 punters there already and girls were still arriving. the crew was the same as yesterday with the addition of svenya and the exception of debby who had taken the rest of the week off for easter. mara showed up at around 4:30 p.m. unfortunately, the new girl from yesterday, jackie, didn’t. too bad. i really wanted to try her.

got to chatting with a nice belgian guy who later on sessioned with susi, the petite little black cubana. on his recommendation i had an excellent 45 minutes with her. she’s been at bernd’s for 3 weeks. very friendly and service oriented, likes to kiss and enjoys daty. but i wasn’t able to finish… i think it was a combination of stress, fatigue and visit to mettmann pt on monday, and bernd’s yesterday which took its toll.

before my session with susi, i became aquinted with italy 1974. what a nice guy! full of great insight into the clubs of the region, as well as the swingers scene. we discussed a very wide range of topics and time just flew by. at one point it looked like we wouldn’t be sessioning at all, just paid the €70 to hang around and chat with other isgers….

there were a lot more punters today and the rooms were much busier. but i don't think the guy-to-girl ratio was more than 2:1 at any given time.

the belgian guy pointed out svenja to me. niiice! i hadn't seen her on my previous visits. noticed her giving a bbbj to a punter in the glassed in area downstairs and i must admit that her technique looked great. plus those perfect small to medium sized breasts are just made for fooling around with. must definitely give her a try.

monday’s mettmann escapade and tuesday’s visit to bernd’s had apparently drained me. but i wasn’t giving up. i decided to get help from one of the more experienced lasses at the club and asked babsi wether she would like to give me a helping hand. we skipped the couch action and went straight to a room upstairs where it is usually off limits to punters. sure enough, with babsi tender ministrations i could leave bernd’s with a huge grin on my face. i think i left at around 8:30 p.m. with a 1.400km drive ahead of me.

to sum it all up it was a great trip. 2 days at bernd’s resulted in 4 new lady acquaintances (anna, debby, susi and babsi) and i met italy 1974. my only regret is that i didn’t redo mara, but that’s my own fault. i hope italy sessioned with her after having chastised his girlfriend (anna) for cheating on him, and in public too…. one thing is cheating, but does she have to do it right under his nose…? :)

i can’t wait to get back, but i’m afraid its going to be a while…

peace.

Bukudala
04-10-09, 17:47
Back a generation ago (approx 9 years this Fall), I used to frequent the Oase and enjoyed the company of a German provider from Koeln who was very popular with the locals. Hint for you seasoned Oase punters: she enjoyed taking shooting lessons on her off-days.

Back then, no food was provided so one night I offered to bring dinner much to the admiration of her colleagues who asked when we'd be getting married. Anyway, we decided to take a nap afterwards in one of the cabins and in the course of our "napping" turned into a very intense hour--felt like a teenager. I guess we got carried away, went bareback and subsequently never talked about what happened. In fact, when I saw her the following month, we used protection so I have to assume it was a "one off. "

Furthermore, in my (unfortunately) limited FKK experience of late, I've never been offered this extra.

But I agree with some of the board members that bareback is an "extra" that's offered discreetly and selectively. Detailing anything else would simply invite retribution by FKK management and board members sensitive to the fact.

Risk/rewards regarding Bareback, BBBJ's, DATY, or eating a Wendy's triple cheeseburger with extra large fries twice a week for lunch are not REVIEWS, but VIEWS best discussed elsewhere. We know what we're doing and with whom. If we don't, it's most likely by choice.

Thanks to everyone for making mongering fun and hoping to keep it that way.

Happy hunting

Shasar
04-10-09, 17:50
If Bernds works for you, great. It doesn't for me.Fine. Then we hopefully will never meet.

Übrigens, Dein Nickname scheint wohl Programm zu sein, die armen Mädels.

Iseeu
04-11-09, 22:46
By basic Knowledge of German I guess he means just a couple of phrases:
"Guten Abend", "Wie geht es ihnen?" "Zehr gut"
"Wie heist du?" "Wo kommen sie?". Because really you don't have to have much Deutsch at all. Or is Bernd's an exception? I just recognise basic words like Zimmer. Most FKK girls have some English and some don't even speak German..
No, it's not an exception. Most of the SP speak at least a rudimentary English, and your rudimentary German would be enough, even without your normal charm.

Anyway I thought that Bernd's was virtually shark free by reputation.
Bernd's is shark free. Not virtually, actually. Management would never allow sharks, scammers, or baracudas to operate on its premises. Any attempt to solicit additional payment for services that are defined as standard would never be tolerated.

Iseeu
04-11-09, 23:13
No matter what club you do, what girl you do...the age, looks of that girl...what we are all looking for is the best service possible. A club like bernds can control what the girl's offer but not the level of service they will provide for each guest. A guy that stops in twice a week every week will get top notch service, Isseu who stops in somewhat frequently and is recognized by the girls will also get good service. Now a guy stopping in there for the first time or only visiting say twice a year might find substandard ie mechanical service. Its not the club that gives you the mechanical, rushed service...its the girl.

What im trying to say is that ANY club can have girls that offer bernds like services...you just have to connect with some of the girls and repeat with those when you visit. My last trip I had several experiences in World and one at Oase that id consider Bernds type service.
For me, service is the primary factor, which is why I prefer Oase and Bernd's over the other clubs. And I also agree that it's not the club that will decide if you get top notch service or not, but whether or not you connect with the SP.

Bernd's does set a certain standard level of what is offered which is higher than most of the other clubs. But that's not the truly unique thing about Bernd's and what separates it from the pack and endears it to its guests. It's the whole package; the greeting at the door and accompaniment to the locker by a naked woman, the in your face couch action, the public displays and accepted voyeurism, the banter and interaction between staff, guests and customers, the comments and good-natured ribbing when a couple has been very vocal and or prolific, the only full service sensual massages in FKK-land, and of course the farewell at the door by your own satisfied, and stil naked SP.

As I've written before, I only need to find 4-5 SP in a club on a given day that have the combination of looks, service, and attitude that I'm looking for. I have recently received great service at Oase, Babylon and World, even though I visit those clubs far less frequently. I know of many mongers who have received great service at Bernd's on their first visit. Obviously, repeat sessions with an SP, in any club, create a familiarity and comfort level that generally lead to a top notch session. But, I have to take with a really big grain of salt, reports of substandard mechanical sessions at Bernd's. Not saying that it can't happen, but if it happens regularly to the same monger, I would look for the problem with the monger and not the SP.

Iseeu
04-11-09, 23:23
I really hope such thing is not an option at Bernds or in any other club I coud be visiting in the future.
Don't be naive. To the best of my knowledge, BBFS, GS, BS, BDSM, etc. are probably options at most of the FKK clubs that you would plan on visiting. Most girls will not offer these, and on a given night there may be none, but when enough Euros are flashed in an SP's eyes, she may be willing. And obviously, a repeat customer with a particular SP and one who is seen regularly in a particular club, will have a greater chance of arranging them, or of having them offered gratis as a token of appreciation for repeat business.

Ekliges Lauern
04-11-09, 23:54
Fine. Then we hopefully will never meet.

Übrigens, Dein Nickname scheint wohl Programm zu sein, die armen Mädels.

Yet another non-German speaker masquerading as a German speaker.

First of all, we are not on du terms. Any German speaker would know the difference between du and Sie.

Second, even if we were on du terms, "dein" would not be capitalized. Capitalization is important in German.

BTW, still waiting for your first review.

Cheers,
EL

Euro100
04-12-09, 06:25
Well, I say "Du" to every monger I meet in an FKK. After all, we stick our dicks into the same women; what more is needed to bond beyond the "Sie"?

As for capitalization: Posting on the board and addressing a message to another monger is a bit like writing a letter, oder nicht? ;)

Whatever, I have nothing to report right now; so I resort to grammer :D
euro (who spricht ein bisschen deutsch, too)

Marlow
04-12-09, 08:12
Yet another non-German speaker masquerading as a German speaker.

First of all, we are not on du terms. Any German speaker would know the difference between du and Sie.

Second, even if we were on du terms, "dein" would not be capitalized. Capitalization is important in German.

BTW, still waiting for your first review.

Cheers,
EL
Oh deary me aren't we being a mite touchy? I don't mean touchy feely as EL wouldn't want that.
We must bow to EL fluency in German...and accept that his blind spot about capitals has no bearing on what must be a Goethe like comprehension of Deutsch.
Funny how Germans writing letters to me always capitalise Sie or Du or Ich or Ihnen...but then what do they know, they're German.

BottySpanker
04-12-09, 09:46
Funny how Germans writing letters to me always capitalise Sie or Du or Ich or Ihnen...but then what do they know, they're German.I think du is lowercase unless it's at the start of a sentence, same with ich. Ihnen and Sie (formal you version) are capitalised. Not being a native German speaker I may be wrong though.

But there are three things I can't agree with EL about though.

Firstly, on most German forums people use du, and German speakers are by no means unanimous that everyone begins with Sie. In Switzerland they switch to du almost straight away, and younger 'hip' people use du straight away between each other. I can only conclude that EL must be and old un-hip person.

Secondly, on most German forums the German is as badly written as English is on most English forums, and the capitalisation is often wrong - but it doesn't seem that important to them. The fact that EL understood shows it can't have been that important.

Thirdly, EL, is there any need for that?

Globus
04-12-09, 11:29
I know that all this fighting isn't really about German grammar.... but for those who are interested in language and – sorry – off-topic:

Since the "Neue Deutsche Rechtschreibung" (reformation of German spelling, grammar, punctuation etc.) in 1996 (and revision around 2005) you are allowed to write "du" (and the possessive pronuons "dein/e") in small letters. Actually, it's the correct way.

The capitalization of "Sie" (and therefore "Ihr/e"), the polite form (3. singular) is still obligatory.

Since there was – and still is – a lot of controversy about the whole reform, you might read – even in well-established newspapers - either way, depending on the writer's position in this (political) issue and his/her willingness to follow the new guidelines or depending on his/her formation.

Sometimes it might even tell you – in a hidden and involuntary way – about the writer' s age respectively the period of education. Also, I get the impression that some people who were taught the "old" writing, won't change anymore or don't see the necessity since written language does not play an important role in their professions.

Unless you are a student, linguist or professional, just bear in mind, both ways – "du" and "Du" – are widely-used and accepted.

Bun Biter
04-12-09, 21:01
I think we can safely conclude that,

a: some of us think Bernd's is fabulous
b: some of us think Bernd's is nothing special
c: some of us non-German speakers think German grammar is rather difficult

So can we please get back to reviewing and reporting?

Has anybody tried the 3 new ladies or is everyone too busy reading up on the finer points of German grammar...?

Peace

Italy 1974
04-13-09, 14:01
Hello Bun Biter (please take note that I capitalized your name.),

I really enjoyed the time we spent togheter at Bernd's.

I completely agree with you: let's go back to reporting!

By the way I managed to fuck mara in the last hour of my staying at the Hof.

I hope you had a smooth trip back home!

But before posting four reports about my visits at Bernd's in the last month I would like to clarify one thing: in this discussion on the Hof I am on the Iseeu's side. And that's for two reasons:

1. Iseeu was adamant that what he wrote were just his opinions.

2. I share exactly the same opinions about Bernd's. The Hof is a small club focused on high-level service and good interaction beetween punters and girls. In my opinion the look of the girls is more than satisfying for my needs. Moreover I found at Bernd's good opportunities to meet interesting people (like Iseeu, Euro 100, Bun Biter, Excess, just to mention the ones I know better).

Enough was said, I think.

Regards,

Italy 1974


I think we can safely conclude that,

a: some of us think Bernd's is fabulous
b: some of us think Bernd's is nothing special
c: some of us non-German speakers think German grammar is rather difficult

So can we please get back to reviewing and reporting?

Has anybody tried the 3 new ladies or is everyone too busy reading up on the finer points of German grammar...?

Peace

Italy 1974
04-13-09, 15:39
On March 10th, at 11, 30 AM I was still in Frankfurt, saying bye bye to my business associate after a meeting but I drove fast enough to find myself ringing the bell at the (in)famous number 28 of Schieferhof exactly 5 minutes after 1 PM!

I was greeted by Lara, dressed just with a mini-mini jeans skirt: she is quite fat but still has an impressive set of tits. I never sessioned with her so I wrote a imaginary note to test her in the near future.

After paying the 70-Euro-entry-fee I got the customary shower, got myself a beer, spent 20 minutes in the sauna where I chatted with a German guy who works in Frankfurt as a dentist and (after another beer) I was ready for some action.

Around 3 PM there were the following girls in the house: Jamilla, Anna, Katya, Babsi, Dana, Jenny, Tanya, Leoni, Alina, Alexandra, Svenya and it may be a couple more that I forgot.

Mara would have been joined the Hof later, around 4 PM.

My first choice was Jenny (Greek, 158 cm, 26 years old, blondish, slim and petite with small tits). Someone may remember her as Helena, back when she was at Samya (by the way, for a Greek girlHelena is a much more appropriate name than Jenny.).

I met her on the ground floor, sit on the couch located under the big screen and I approached her immediately. After few minutes of chit-chatting we start kissing. As every regular at Bernd’s knows very well kissing is the customary introduction for a blowjob on the couch.

The blow job soon became a 69 and (after Connie warned us that there were rooms available in the house) we move to a more private and confortable place.

Spending time with Jenny is always a pleasure. Though she is not what you can call a stunner she is slim and very easy to "handle"; moreover she is very skilled in oral technique!

In the room more 69 action follone and after enjoying fucking her doggy-style for a while (actually more than a while.) I choosed to come into her mouth.

By the way, during the doggy-style action I managed to put a finger up her ass and she seemed to enjoy that. Does anyone know if Jenny is up for anal penetration? I am a shy guy so I didn’t dare to ask her. I decided to have some rest and I spent the following one and half hour chatting with some punters, having my meal and a couple of beers (by the way, the Reuter-Hotel-mad buffet is getting boring: always the same things.) and relaxing in the sauna.

Around 5 PM I was ready for more sex and I was wondering which girl to choose, when Anna (Polish, 168 cm, 28 years old, blonde, quite big natural tits) came to me asking if I wanted someting to drink. I ordered a beer and at the same time decided to go with her.

We spent at least 20 minutes on the sofa chatting and drinking; chatting leaded to kissing; kissing leaded to blowjob; blowjob leaded both of us to one of the rooms. I think that enough was said about Anna: I may add that she is a perfect mix of GFE and PSE. A special mention deserves her "wet" blowjob!

Anna, in my opinion, is among the top 3 girls at the Hof (the other ones are Mara and Jamila).

Being 6 PM I decided it was time to check again my Blackberry. The only "con" of being at Bernd’s is that you can not keep with you your mobile phone. Call me addicted but I can’t stay without my Blackberry on a working day for more than 2 or 3 hours. So I answered a couple of e-mails, made few phone calls in the small (and cold) garden and I was ready for another round at the buffet.

After eating I killed some time chatting and drinking, had another sauna session and around 7 PM I started hunting for Mara who had been, as often happens, quite busy for the whole afternoon.

My hunting went on until 9 PM when I managed to book her for a session for one hour later. Waiting for the right time I worked a little bit, sending out some e-mails and cheking some websites related to my business.

At 10 PM Mara showed up and, after a warm-up on the sofa- we went to one of the room where we spent a full hour.

What to say? She is great: funny, very skilled in sex, open and clever.

As usual, 100 Euro very well spent!

After kissing goodbye to Mara I had a last round in the souna, got a shower, got dressed and left.

Still more 3 report about Bernd’s to follow.

Italy 1974

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Ace Montana
04-13-09, 23:07
By the way, during the doggy-style action I managed to put a finger up her ass and she seemed to enjoy that. Does anyone know if Jenny is up for anal penetration? I am a shy guy so I didn’t dare to ask her.

She is up for anal. Just depends on the guy.......


The only "con" of being at Bernd’s is that you can not keep with you your mobile phone. Good thing.

The are idiots trying to take pictures or film in the clubs.

Meindorfer
04-14-09, 04:21
My first choice was Jenny (Greek, 158 cm, 26 years old, blondish, slim and petite with small tits). Someone may remember her as Helena, back when she was at Samya (by the way, for a Greek girlHelena is a much more appropriate name than Jenny.).Jenny is 21 years old and her name in Samya was Eleni.

Meindorfer

Italy 1974
04-14-09, 10:56
She is up for anal. Just depends on the guy.......

Good thing.

The are idiots trying to take pictures or film in the clubs.Yes, there are some idiots who misuse their mobile trying to film girls nside the clubs.

Still I find the impossibility to keep my mobile the only "con" of the Hof.

Of course this is just my opinion!

Regards,

Italy 1974

Italy 1974
04-14-09, 10:57
Jenny is 21 years old and her name in Samya was Eleni.

MeindorferEleni is just a different translitteration of the name Elena (Helen in English) from the greek language.

Italy 1974

Iseeu
04-14-09, 13:50
does anyone know if jenny is up for anal penetration? i am a shy guy so i didn’t dare to ask her.
i peed my pants when i read that line. "shy" is not the word that i would use to describe you. heh, heh...

btw, jenny does a service but only if she judges your member to be the right dress size.

shy? you gotta be kidding. you owe me a new pair of pants...

Italy 1974
04-14-09, 16:13
On Tuesday, March 24th I arrived in Lichtemberg shortly after midday. The weather was horrible: cold and rainy with some snow falling down from time to time. I checked in at Reuter hotel where the restaurant was completely taken by a big group of German guys who seemed to enjoy their lunch. I couldn’t do without noticing the difference beetween those meals and the food delivered to Bernd’s sauna club (as Mrs. Reuter calls the Hof).

Five minutes before 1 PM I rang the Bernd’s bell and the door was opended by Anna. I got my usual shower (in the downstair area as the upstair showers were closed due to maintenance works), got myself a couple of beers and enjoyed a 20-minutes-long sauna session.

It was around 2 PM when I went upstair looking for Iseeu with whom I had agreed to meet shortly after the opening time. I asked Connie and she told me that Iseeu hasn’t arrived yet so I decided to look around for a girl to spend some time with.

I was just about to make my move towards Anna (who has just came back from a room) when I met a nice italian buddy who was sipping his beer just next to me. It came out that he is also an ISG member (Gio70) and we spent some time talking about girls and some other (mostly Italian) issues.

While talking I checked out the girls who were in the house and I realized that it was a "slow" day as the line-up was as following: Anna, Dana, Alex, Babsi, Jamila, Jenny, Katja, Lara, Leonie, Mara, Debbie and Tanja plus another girl I didn’t know (average body, brownish hair medium-cut style, nice boops).

Still enough material to have a nice day though.

While I was chatting with Gio70 I was approached by Dana, a Romanian girl I never considered "fuckable" due to her quite chubby look. Still I started talking with her and I realized that she has a pleasant personality and she is able to speak very good Italian.

At Bernd’s.as you know- talking on the couch is the customary introduction to be blowed on-site. And that soon happened with Dana.

She performed very well on the couch and even better in the room. I agree, she is not a "looker" but the service she provided is first class: deep and long blowjob, any position and possibility to come in mouth/in face/on body. What do you want more for 50 Euro?

As I emerged from my session with Dana I met Iseeu wha has just entered the club. He wore a perfect business attire (tie included) and after the customary shower he joined me at the bar. Being clever than me he drinks few alcohol while I am a beer addict (at least during my visits at the Hof).

We said bye-bye to Gio70 who left for Blue Note FKK. I predicted he would heve been back to Bernd’s later on the same day. My prediction prooved to be wrong.

By the way Gio70 was excited for having the privilege to meet the great Iseeu, one of ISG "senators".

Me and Iseeu started talking about many things, including plans to meet in Brazil and plans for a joint visit to some German club.

We had also some fun talking with Connie and Babsi who had brought a couple of books containing translations of standard German pit-down phrases into Italian and English.

I asked Iseeu about his threesome adventure with Luna and Maja (for more details about that please read one of the latest reports Iseeu wrote about the Hof) and he confirmed that both of them were absolutely great. Still they weren’t in the house so I couldn’t try any of them, even in "single" action".

By the way, Luna seemed to has left the Hof: what a shame! Iseeu is a great person: funny to tlak with and clever like few people I have known in my entire life.

I found out pretty quickly that he had booked Mara for a session at the end of the day (a session that will be prooving to be a long one.) so I had to re-scheduled my plan as Mara was supposed to be on my menu for the day.

No problem at all: Iseeu is definitely the boss at Bernd’s so he has the first-choice right!

I realized that it was time for some action and being Iseeu busy in a room with Babsi I decided to approach Jamila who was free on a downstair couch.

Everything was as scheduled: Jamila doesn’t like to talk much as she prefers to use her mouth for other things.

Her blowjob (deepthroat included! ) is a brand of the house and her body is stunning. Her performance in the room confirmed her position among the top 3 girls at Bernd’s in my personal ranking.

After doing Jamila I spent some time in the sauna, some time eating and much time talking with Iseeu.

When he was ready for another session (if I am not wrong he went with Alex, the new entry from Bulgaria) I was ready too.

The lucky girl was Debbie.

The problem is that I was not the lucky guy.

I try to explain what I mean: she is nice-looking and she is skilled in sex but I couldn’t get the right feeling to get along well with her.

Sex was rather mechanical and I barely managed to come.

Something similar to this had happened to me with Leonie, a girl considered a top-rate by most punters.

So I guess it was not Debbie fault but just my fault.

After the disappointing session with Debbie I spent more time with Iseeu and a nice Japanese guy (he’s a ISG member as well thug I can’t remeber her nickname). Actually Iseeu disappeared for sessioning with Leonie and he came back very satisfied.

Some chat, some drinks, a short round in the sauna and at 10 PM Iseeu announced that its time to session with Mara has come. I admit I felt some envy toward my Master and asked him: "what should I do while you are enjoying Mara? ".

He suggested to find a girl and have some fun too but the choice downstair was very little so Mara jumped in our conversation and offered to find a suitable partner for me.

We walked upstairs where Mara found the perfect partner for me: Anna!

The four of us headed to the same room where we shared the bed.

It was a very good experience as Anna was (as usual) great. Usually I appreciate her "wet" blowjob (her brand name) but this time I enjoyed more her pussy that I rode in 3 different positions before coming.

Iseeu and Mara were very busy but I wouldn’t write anything about that as Iseeu has already posted his own report.

I kissed goodbye to Anna, got my final shower and got dressed.

On my way to the door I entered the room where Iseeu and Mara were still very busy and say goodbye to both of them.

I went out into the cold Lichtemberg night and in less than five minutes I was sleeping at the Reuter hotel.

Another beatiful day at the Hof has gone.

Italy 1974

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Italy 1974
04-14-09, 16:20
i swear that i feel shy in the deep of my heart!

my outside face may look different though.

anyway i would buy a pair of armany pants.

ps: i hope that my member will be judged th be the right dress size by jenny. more news next week, after my visit to bernd's!

take care,

italy 1974


i peed my pants when i read that line. "shy" is not the word that i would use to describe you. heh, heh...

btw, jenny does a service but only if she judges your member to be the right dress size.

shy? you gotta be kidding. you owe me a new pair of pants...

Samy69
04-23-09, 22:01
Hello All,

I guess I know the answer but would like to ask anyhow:

We made the payment for entrance, taken shower, talked to a girl and she begun to a BBJ at the couch and I came suddenly there before going to room and without any sex, is it a session and dı I have to pay E 50 in this case?

I guess, yes?

Any experience pls!

Ace Montana
04-24-09, 08:26
Hello All,

I guess I know the answer but would like to ask anyhow:

We made the payment for entrance, taken shower, talked to a girl and she begun to a BBJ at the couch and I came suddenly there before going to room and without any sex, is it a session and dı I have to pay E 50 in this case?

I guess, yes?

Any experience pls!Yes, this is a session and you have to pay.

I can often see guests doing so at Bernds; they don't go into a room but just let the girl BBBJ on a sofa until he is finished.

Jackyo
04-24-09, 09:40
Hello All,

I guess I know the answer but would like to ask anyhow:

We made the payment for entrance, taken shower, talked to a girl and she begun to a BBJ at the couch and I came suddenly there before going to room and without any sex, is it a session and dı I have to pay E 50 in this case?

I guess, yes?

Any experience pls!
And yes, the answer is yes.

Once her mouth makes contact with your thing, you are obligated.

Poor Sybarite
04-24-09, 20:48
I am new and just discovered ISG. I will arrive to Cologne on April 30 and is thinking about going to the hof. Hof will be closed on May 1. Is there going to be too crowded to get in around 8PM the day before the holiday? I am a fkk newbie. I have been to the hof one time and have not gone to other fkk. Any advice for newbie?

Jackyo
04-25-09, 06:48
I am new and just discovered ISG. I will arrive to Cologne on April 30 and is thinking about going to the hof. Hof will be closed on May 1. Is there going to be too crowded to get in around 8PM the day before the holiday? I am a fkk newbie. I have been to the hof one time and have not gone to other fkk. Any advice for newbie?
... you can still get a session or two in. It does close at midnight though so I wouldn't waste any time deciding who I'd session with.

I like staying till the end and closing the club down. The girls are more relaxed at the end of the day.

Samya closes a bit later than Bernds does (I can't recall exactly when) and it is easier to get to from Koeln so you might want to consider that as an alternative.

Also directly in the city is Sudbad which we've not gotten any new information on at all.

On the RF, Nyloncafe gets a lot of buzz, BTW. It is also a club we've not gotten any reports on in Englisch.

Catalyst
04-25-09, 12:13
I was under the impression from reports that Berndt’s had been renovated, but if it has I sure couldn’t tell. Maybe they have replaced the cheesy threadbare wall to wall carpet with new cheesy threadbare wall to wall carpet or made other similar “improvements”, but they don’t jump out at the casual observer.

I understand that some people like this club because of the unusually free atmosphere which makes up for the drab facilities and the below mega-club standard of the women. However I don’t understand how the 70 euro entrance fee is justified. The 70 euros is not paid to the girls, it is paid to the people who provide food and facilities that are far below the standard of the clubs that charge 65 euros.

Perhaps you can tell that my visit here was disappointing. I’ve never had my socks knocked off here, but I’ve experienced the carefree attitude that makes up for other shortcomings and I understand the attraction. Today, however, I had two sessions, one of which I would call a complete waste of money.

But not the first one.

Janilla, 27 (guess), Kazakhstan
Overall 9, looks 8, chest firm B

Janilla is tall and has crazy short hair streaked red with lots of hairspray. I didn’t get to know her. She was one of the two best looking girls and I asked her if she wanted to do it with me right there on the sofa in the downstairs lounge. I spend less time small-talking girls at Berndt’s because there is less need to check them out to ensure good attitude. The answer was the expected yes, and I had a great time with her with lots of kissing and several positions, including missionary and spoon. This was the sort of perfectly good session that I have had at this club in the past.

Rita, 22 (guess), Belorussia
Overall 5, looks 9, chest small firm B; and …

Tanya, 26, Ukraine
Overall 6, looks 7, chest A

The next session was a problem. I wanted to do a two girl session because there is no extra charge for this at Berndt’s and I’ve had some good experiences in the past. Rita was the best looking girl in the club, so I picked her, and I’d had a great two-girl session with Tanya a year or two earlier. I asked Rita if she was into it and she said yes, and then I asked her if we could pick Tanya. She said yes.

We went to the windowed room next to the downstairs lounge. Rita looked young, slim, and hot. She was unusually good looking for a Berndt’s girl. But her attitude sucked. I asked them to kiss and they were reluctant. They would only tongue twirl; no deep French kissing. I heard “no” a lot and it was said in a f--- you tone. No girl sitting on another girl’s face. Only lesbian from above and only light brushing with the tongue. When I had sex with one girl the other girl would try to move away and just watch. I ended up finishing with a hand job and immediately left the club.

I suspect Rita was the problem because Tanya had been completely cooperative and enthusiastic in the session that I had had with her and Mara on a previous visit a year or two earlier, though I suppose it is also possible that she has become jaded and lost her enthusiasm. She did several things on that earlier visit that she refused to do this day. I would definitely avoid Rita if she is still there (I suspect she won’t last long) and this experience has soured me on Tanya for good. Mara was there that day, but I thought she looked just ok and there was nothing else above a 7 that I saw. I may not be back to this club for a while.

Next report - Golden Time:

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=874220&postcount=945

Previous report - Poleposition:

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=874224&postcount=33

Catalyst
04-25-09, 12:14
They have lost their spot on my preferred list. The girls’ attitudes used to make up for the small second tier selection and drab facilities, but it seems that even good attitude can no longer be taken for granted.

Janilla, 27 (guess), Kazakhstan, Overall 9, looks 8, chest firm B
Attractive and nice slutty attitude. Good sex.

Rita, 22 (guess), Belorussia, overall 5, looks 9, chest small firm B
Looks sexy, but only until you discover what a whiny b---h she is.

Tanya, 26, Ukraine, overall 6, looks 7, chest A
Had a good experience with her once, but she showed her ugly crabby side when paired with Rita.

Details: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=874221&postcount=1221

Jackyo
04-25-09, 13:18
They have lost their spot on my preferred list. The girls’ attitudes used to make up for the small second tier selection and drab facilities, but it seems that even good attitude can no longer be taken for granted.

Janilla, 27 (guess), Kazakhstan, Overall 9, looks 8, chest firm B
Attractive and nice slutty attitude. Good sex.

Rita, 22 (guess), Belorussia, overall 5, looks 9, chest small firm B
Looks sexy, but only until you discover what a whiny b---h she is.

Tanya, 26, Ukraine, overall 6, looks 7, chest A
Had a good experience with her once, but she showed her ugly crabby side when paired with Rita.
... Rita and Tanja were almost an inseparable pair and that they got along together really well.

Another negative report on Bernds! Let the buyer beware.

Basketcase
04-25-09, 13:44
Another negative report on Bernds! Let the buyer beware.

Hi Jackyo,

Thank you for the warning on Bernds. Some crews have warned me off Bernds, these crews have similar tastes but not the exact same tastes as myself. Then on the other hand, I read the fantastic reports on the Bernds thread and wonder what to expect.

I have pencilled in two visits to Bernds already in 2009 and both have fallen through since I feel scared stiff of going. That statement may sound irrational but that is what I feel and it is hard to articulate feelings and deconstruct them.

I think my main issue is that the perception is that you seem to need German. In the Topclubs you can get away with no German. You yourself have mentioned your adversity to visiting countries unless you speak the local language and also your preference to speak German with girls that speak fluent German regardless that you speak English.

Another reason I do not get a chance to go to Bernds is that it is a weekday club and I mainly visit Germany in the weekends and the attractions of the mega clubs on their best line up days seem to sway me away.

Anyway, I have pencilled in another chance to visit Bernds with another crew member that speaks German. We will see how I go.

Tomm Boyytoyy
04-25-09, 16:01
I am going to be visiting Bernd's in the first week June. From what I read on this forum and otherwise, the feel I get is that while the club rules are excellent, and the attitude is super, the girls at this club are not that young and not as sexy looking as other places. I am big time into extremely good looking faces and perfectly toned bodies, otherwise stuff just doesn't turn me on. Given this weakness, how would you rate the age and looks department of the following lineup? Are Babsi and Mara both 35 yrs or roundabouts?

Anna,
Dana,
Alex,
Babsi,
Jamila,
Jenny,
Katja,
Lara,
Leonie,
Mara,
Debbie
Tanja

Would really appreciate your inputs. Also, is my time better served going to VillaVertigo or Golden Time or PHG instead? I have 2 days in the Duss or Koln region and would bank on your collective wisdom.

Tx,

Tom

Ace Montana
04-25-09, 18:43
Some people love Bernds, others hate it. There is nothing in between. It's black or white, there are no other colours.

I like to go to Bernds. I never got disappointed, always had very good to phantastic sessions there.

I don't care about the 70 Euro entrance fee. And as CIM is included it gets cheaper at Bernds than in other clubs where CIM is extra.

If you are an "optic fucker", I. E. Your cock only gets hard when you are with a top model, pass your way. The girls at Bernds are mainly girl next door type. I am really ok with that. I find most girls there really cute: Mara, Jenny, Jamilla, Natalie (unfortunately she has left the club now for another job), Debby and so on. For me, service is much more important than looks. I don't need to fuck the top models anymore.

I must be a lucky guy always getting great service there, or is it just my natural charme the girls can't resist? LOL

Ace Montana
04-25-09, 19:20
Are Babsi and Mara both 35 yrs or roundabouts?I think Babsi is around 44 years now, Mara is about 20 years younger.

Shasar
04-26-09, 01:58
I may not be back to this club for a while.Hopefully!

BottySpanker
04-26-09, 12:01
I was there 14th, 15th April. Arrived about 7pm both days.

14th.

Don't know why but I like to start with large breasted girls, so began with Lara, large breasted German lady. Was an ok session, can't say we clicked though.

Then met Luna, who I really liked. Lovely soft skin, got on really well with her. Incidentally, she raised the question of 'barebacking' - un-prompted by me. She said some girls do it for extra money, but she absolutely would not - which for me was reassuring. I would never do it.

Next Anna, who I had so much fun with I spent an hour. Yum.

15th.

Had a session with Rita, who I have to say was really good. I read some other reports on her which were critical, but she was great with me. Real cutie.

Had another 1 hour session with Anna. Cock now empty....

This was my first visit to Bernd's, and on the hole I liked it and would go again. Knowing Living Room and Golden Time though, I'd have to put them ahead. One thing about it, that applies to a certain extent about Living Room, is there's no real chill out area apart from outside. I like to have a fuck, chill out, fuck again, but at Bernd's you're always right back in the action.

Also, although there are some attractive women there, I missed the real knock out women at Golden Time and many of the other big clubs.

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Breadman
04-26-09, 13:04
The next session was a problem. I wanted to do a two girl session because there is no extra charge for this at Berndt’s and I’ve had some good experiences in the past.




I don't care about the 70 Euro entrance fee. And as CIM is included it gets cheaper at Bernds than in other clubs where CIM is extra.



Yes, bernds is a small club...but it does have some cost advantages over other clubs pricing.

half hour with cim is only 50 compared to 75 at goldentime or 100 elsewhere

a two girl lesbian session with cim at a frankfurt club will cost you extra for cim and the lesbian action...if my math is correct it will cost you (50+50+50)
$150 per girl...or 300 total. At bernds it will be (50) for each girl for a total of $100. A third the cost.

Now if you can find 3 or 4 girls at bernds willing to do a lesbian chain for you...

Catalyst
04-26-09, 14:01
Yes, bernds is a small club...but it does have some cost advantages over other clubs pricing.

half hour with cim is only 50 compared to 75 at goldentime or 100 elsewhere

a two girl lesbian session with cim at a frankfurt club will cost you extra for cim and the lesbian action...if my math is correct it will cost you (50+50+50)
$150 per girl...or 300 total. At bernds it will be (50) for each girl for a total of $100. A third the cost.
I agree. I wasn't saying that the overall cost was higher. It is lower. But I was wondering why the CLUB gets to charge a higher entry fee when they provide worse facilities than other clubs. It's not the club owners who are letting you cum in their mouths for free. It seems that the club owners are getting more and doing less, and they are able to do this because they tell the girls that they have to do more for the same price.

Oh, and in my 3-way session there was no cim allowed, and as I described the lesbian action was weak. I would have complained if I had been paying extra for it.

Meindorfer
04-26-09, 14:59
Oh, and in my 3-way session there was no cim allowed, and as I described the lesbian action was weak.What nonsense!

Both, Rita and Tanya, do offer CIM.

Maybe the problem was not on the side of the two girls, but on side of the involved guy?

Meindorfer

Meindorfer
04-26-09, 15:09
But I was wondering why the CLUB gets to charge a higher entry fee when they provide worse facilities than other clubs. It's not the club owners who are letting you cum in their mouths for free. It seems that the club owners are getting more and doing less, and they are able to do this because they tell the girls that they have to do more for the same price.In many clubs, the girls have to pay a percentage of their "business volume" to the club-owners.

Meindorfer

Boomer10
04-26-09, 15:53
But I was wondering why the CLUB gets to charge a higher entry fee when they provide worse facilities than other clubs.

There's probably a simple reason, because they can. I suspect it is in a "sweet spot" that's not high enough to push clients to other clubs. I've heard german client complaining about the cost being higher than other clubs, but they still come back. When you factor in the "included services" by the SPs, I expect it's still a bargain.

Euro100
04-26-09, 16:56
It's all relative.

Yes, there is no real wellness-component at Hof. The (small) sauna is OK, but there is no whirlpool or indoor or outdoor pool. (I am discounting the plastic above-the ground tub they had on the lawn last summer. This looks more like an attempt at irony or humor than a real pool.) Yes, the furniture and decor is below-average.

Yes, the entrance is higher than at GT, while offering significantly less. BUt it's a small club, and so their number of employees per guest is quite a bit larger than at GT. The entrance fee at Hof (and GT, btw) includes alcoholic beverages; and so it compares favorably in that respect to, say, the Hessen big 3 (Palace, Oase, FKKW). I like to have a couple of vodka-lemon and the occasional beer; so for me the Hof pricing works.

Food: while the girls at Hof groan at the steady repeat of the food provided, it is actually pretty decent. You can always get cold-cuts, cheese, and some good German bread, plus fruit. The warm dishes are hit-and-miss, I admit. And there is always some sort of dessert. So it's OK. Not as good as Palace or FKKW, but WAY better than Oase. It's also always there, unlike GT, where often a long queue forms for the food when it is brought out.

Palace and Artemis have higher entrance fees than the Hof, and FKKW and Oase are within 5 bucks. ColA in Augsburg has a lower entrance fee, but does not offer food and a pathetic selection of beverages. (The worst deal in all of mongerland, in my opinion.)

So of the clubs I mentioned herein my mind the best deal is GT, followed by Hof, then, Artemis, Oase, Palace, FKKW, and many others just like them, with ColA bringing up the rear.

The 70 euros really suck, if you are just coming to the Hof for a quickie. I don't do that and stay for several hours at a time; so it's not bad. Actually, there are some locals who stay 8 or more hours at a time and pop once (at most), but drink and eat and chat and have a good time. 70 euro to eat and drink (including alcoholic drinks) as much as you want for as long as you want, while surrounded by naked women, with the occasional public sex act being performed for your entertainment ... putting it like this, 70 euros is a bargain.

Like I said, it's all relative ...
euro

Ekliges Lauern
04-26-09, 18:09
Some people love Bernds, others hate it. There is nothing in between. It's black or white, there are no other colours.

I like to go to Bernds. I never got disappointed, always had very good to phantastic sessions there.

I don't care about the 70 Euro entrance fee. And as CIM is included it gets cheaper at Bernds than in other clubs where CIM is extra.

If you are an "optic fucker", I. E. Your cock only gets hard when you are with a top model, pass your way. The girls at Bernds are mainly girl next door type. I am really ok with that. I find most girls there really cute: Mara, Jenny, Jamilla, Natalie (unfortunately she has left the club now for another job), Debby and so on. For me, service is much more important than looks. I don't need to fuck the top models anymore.

I must be a lucky guy always getting great service there, or is it just my natural charme the girls can't resist? LOL


I think you over simplify the situation. I don't particularly care for Bernds, but I don't hate the place. I think the Bernds fan club members get a little over zealous in pushing the place and tend to get offended if you point out the negatives.

I'm not an "optic fucker" as you call them, however, the times I attended, the lineup did not do it for me visually. Also, while the service was nice, I didn't think it was that special. I've had great service at other clubs as well. Admittedly, it has been slightly over a year since I have attended Bernds, so things may have changed.

I don't hate the place, it's just not good enough to earn a spot on my club rotation. My tastes change over time and as I age, I find my tastes in women becomes broader. Who knows, in 5 or 10 years, you may find me defending the club on this board. Or the line up may improve and I may like it for that reason.

There's another aspect of the debate that I think people overlook. The "big club"/"small club" debate is a little like one's preference for living in big cities vs. smaller towns. There are advantages and disadvantages each way but in the end it boils down to personal preference and what is important to you. I happen to like big clubs.

Gfe Finder
04-26-09, 20:32
There's probably a simple reason, because they can. I suspect it is in a "sweet spot" that's not high enough to push clients to other clubs. I've heard german client complaining about the cost being higher than other clubs, but they still come back. When you factor in the "included services" by the SPs, I expect it's still a bargain.

If you read some old, old reports about this place (c. 1997-2002), you'll see that they've rejiggered pricing a number of times. One thing to keep in mind is that this place exists to cater to Stammkunden, not tourists. It's 70 Euros because the former want it that way. One guest mentioned that 70 Euros manages to price out some of the riff-raff. If (as a regular would do) you stay a few hours, sample some free food and beer, and take a sauna 70 might not seem so steep. Moreover, since it's smaller and has fewer customers per day than GT or the Hessen 3 it has fewer guests over which to spread its operating costs (staff, free food & beer, etc.)

Italy 1974
04-26-09, 23:03
...at Bernd's.

And I like the lack of facilities as well.

Moreover I like tha fact that it si closed on weekends.

Those things are the best guarantee that the Hof will never looks likes the Palace.

Italy 1974

Iseeu
04-27-09, 00:41
The next session was a problem. I wanted to do a two girl session because there is no extra charge for this at Berndt’s and I’ve had some good experiences in the past. Rita was the best looking girl in the club, so I picked her, and I’d had a great two-girl session with Tanya a year or two earlier. I asked Rita if she was into it and she said yes, and then I asked her if we could pick Tanya. She said yes.

We went to the windowed room next to the downstairs lounge. Rita looked young, slim, and hot. She was unusually good looking for a Berndt’s girl. But her attitude sucked. I asked them to kiss and they were reluctant. They would only tongue twirl; no deep French kissing. I heard “no” a lot and it was said in a f--- you tone. No girl sitting on another girl’s face. Only lesbian from above and only light brushing with the tongue. When I had sex with one girl the other girl would try to move away and just watch. I ended up finishing with a hand job and immediately left the club.

I suspect Rita was the problem because Tanya had been completely cooperative and enthusiastic in the session that I had had with her and Mara on a previous visit a year or two earlier, though I suppose it is also possible that she has become jaded and lost her enthusiasm. She did several things on that earlier visit that she refused to do this day.
I'm a fairly regular Hof visitor and neither are on my regular dance card since I don't connect well with either of them and Tanya has given me the poorest sessions that I have had there. Still if they're long term staff there, they have to have some regular clientele who are happy with their service otherwise they wouldn't last there. They are not amongst the busiest workers, so that would also be a sign.

Have to say though that I was surprised by your description of your session with them. They are close friends, part of Katja's former Soviet Union clique, and should be competent and enthusiastic when together. Both definitely do CIM, and should give a Bernd's quality session as part of a 2-some, 3-some, 4-some, or whatever some.

However, agreeing to a 2 girl session is not the same as a lesbian session. Looking at it from their perspective, you asked for 2 girls in the room with you, and this does not immediately imply that they will do girl-girl. If you did ask them beforehand for lesbian action and they agreed, you should expect to receive a decent demonstration of sappho love. I don't generally ask for this unless I know that the 2 SP are really into each other, since otherwise they just go through the motions. In any case it's always best to let the first girl that you chose, pick the 2nd one that she feels comfortable partnering with.


I would definitely avoid Rita if she is still there (I suspect she won’t last long)....
Rita has been working at the Hof on and off for 3-4 years, so she has shown some staying power. I haven't heard that she's planning on leaving any time soon.

Iseeu
04-27-09, 00:45
Then met Luna, who I really liked. Lovely soft skin, got on really well with her.
Happy to hear this since we had begun to get reports that she had left the Hof. I agree; Luna is great and lots of fun to be with.

Thanks for your first-timer report.

Gio70
04-27-09, 09:52
Hi Guys!

I am sorry for my silence in this last month! I am living in belarus at the moment. For me is difficult to write on this forum. I usually use internet cafè and I can't visit this site because no privacy in that cafè. Now I am on a pc of a friend of mine. I hope to visit again Bernds next 11 of may. Bernds is great for me! Fkk Blue note was not bad and I have good session with the Polish girl was in web site picture. But bernds is another level.

Ciao

Breadman
04-27-09, 21:56
Oh, and in my 3-way session there was no cim allowed, and as I described the lesbian action was weak. I would have complained if I had been paying extra for it.



Maybe the problem was not on the side of the two girls, but on side of the involved guy?


Its happened to me where the girl asked not to cum in her mouth. So would it be 'my problem' if i did it anyway and she didnt' want me to do so?? Should I have insisted that she's supposed to do it and end the session? Here we have a senior member who says a 3some happened and cim wasnt allowed. I have to believe him since I can't imagine a 3some and the guy saying "I don't want to cum in your mouth's".

Lets say it happened then...could Catalyst provide us with more details how the refusal came about? Heat of the action im guessing because if they said this before heading to the room, im betting Catalyst would have backed out of the deal.

Another question...is the standard 'service'....ie cim, two girl action...only hold true for regulars? Will a "tourist" be cut short such service as the women in the larger clubs cut their service to the "tourists"...ie those who don't visit often. Basically, the guy is given the least amount of service possible.

@Iseeu...any two girl action at any club where one of the girls tries to move away from the action is questionable...and that in itself makes me question the 'standard service level' of bernds.

Iseeu
04-27-09, 22:23
Another question...is the standard 'service'....ie cim, two girl action...only hold true for regulars? Will a "tourist" be cut short such service as the women in the larger clubs cut their service to the "tourists"...ie those who don't visit often. Basically, the guy is given the least amount of service possible.

@Iseeu...any two girl action at any club where one of the girls tries to move away from the action is questionable...and that in itself makes me question the 'standard service level' of bernds.
That's why I wrote that I was surprised by how this session worked itself out. At the Hof, standard service is standard service, and the girls don't have the perogative to decide to withhold certain services from certain customers. Obviously a regular guest, with whom the SP have a familiarity, may be able to eke more out of the standad service.

But I have never heard of Hof SP "cutting" the service offering for a new customer by not allowing CIM, or idly sitting and watching from the other side of the bed during a 3some. Even if they are not prepared for girl-on-girl, they should both be engaged with the customer. As I've written, I'm not a fan of either girl, but I can only surmise, and I mean this with no disrespect to Catalyst, that they had some personal issue with him.

Very surprising.

Ace Montana
04-27-09, 22:37
Most girls do CIM, but not with every guest.

It is the girl's own decision to do it with a certain guest or not.

Same for swallowing or anal.

BottySpanker
04-27-09, 23:33
Happy to hear this since we had begun to get reports that she had left the Hof. I agree; Luna is great and lots of fun to be with.

Thanks for your first-timer report.I'm not a first timer, although I only go FKK-ing every 6 months or so and my reports seem so lacking compared to ...er...yours, that I don't post much.

Will try harder to post more in future.

Catalyst
04-28-09, 00:57
I knew that Tanya could do a good 2 girl session because I had done one with her a couple of years earlier with Mara and it was good. This one was a disaster from the start. I asked before we started for lesbian action and if they were into it with each other and they said yes. I didn't pay much attention to checking them out carefully because I knew Berndt's reputation and thought I knew Tanya. I asked for cim at the end of the session and was told "no" in no uncertain terms with a who are you kidding tone of voice. The session ended with a lame hand job because even sex was off the menu by then.

Maybe I was in a bad mood or smelled bad that day, but if that was the case then it is quite odd that I had such sensational visits to GT on the same trip and that Janilla seemed to have no problem with me in Berndt's that day.

Breadman
04-29-09, 01:59
Maybe I was in a bad mood or smelled bad that day, but if that was the case then it is quite odd that I had such sensational visits to GT on the same trip and that Janilla seemed to have no problem with me in Berndt's that day.

That's a suitable answer for me. He had a good service with another provider before going with the 2 for the duo.

So what should one do after a bad session?? If a two girl session looked to end that bad, id probably get up and leave the room with them still on the bed...and talk to management. Have them find out why cim wasn't allowed.

Iseeu
04-29-09, 09:51
So what should one do after a bad session?? If a two girl session looked to end that bad, id probably get up and leave the room with them still on the bed...and talk to management. Have them find out why cim wasn't allowed.
Yes, that's what I would do although I have no idea how management would react. I have heard complaints about the food, showers, sauna, couches, cleanliness, smoke, looks, and of course some guys don't click with certain SP, but after all the years and countless visits there, I don't recall ever hearing a complaint about refusal of service.

Tomm Boyytoyy
04-30-09, 11:20
Are any photos available of Jamilla, Babsi, Mara, and the other providers at Bernds? Their website looks really old and can't find diddly there. The other places seem to have much more updated websites with "aktuelles" or current SPs and other SP's pictures.

Can anyone point to some place to check out the look of the Bernd's SPs?

Tx,

Tom

Ace Montana
04-30-09, 22:35
Are any photos available of Jamilla, Babsi, Mara, and the other providers at Bernds? Their website looks really old and can't find diddly there. The other places seem to have much more updated websites with "aktuelles" or current SPs and other SP's pictures.

Can anyone point to some place to check out the look of the Bernd's SPs?

Tx,

TomI can recognize the bodies of some girls on the website: Mara, Leonie, Marcella, Kim (both not at Bernds anymore).

Other girls on the site are just photomodels or got photoshop-ed into the pics.

You won't get more detailled pics as the girls want to keep their privacy. Many girls refused to be photographed for the website.

Iseeu
05-01-09, 02:44
Are any photos available of Jamilla, Babsi, Mara, and the other providers at Bernds? Their website looks really old and can't find diddly there.
The only one that I know of whose pictures appear on the web is Katja, who appears on a Cologne area escort service website; Katja's pix (http://www.cityoflove.com/staffmember.aspx?ID=2384&SSP=16933)

There's a girl named Amelie who appears on some of the porn sites and looks alot like Mara. It's not her (at least I think that it's not her) but there's a very strong resemblance facially and physically;Mara's lookalike pix (http://www.hairyamateurwomen.com/models/amelie-2/).

Jamilla, Babsi, Mara, and Leonie are all discernible on the Hof web site, if you know what to look for. They've photoshopped in some fake wigs, but those bodies are hard to disguise once you've become familiar with them. On the gallery page, in the bottom picture on the left hand site, Leonie and Mara are embracing, holding hands near Leonies p*ssy. In the top picture on the right hand side, Babsi is just to the right of the stripper pole and Jamilla is the tall leggy one, 4 girls to the left of the pole.

Hope this helps...