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Banaanovich
02-11-10, 19:48
After my less than perfect night in Cologne (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=986797&postcount=409), I was looking forward to some FKK action, this time in the famed hardcore version. Having read extensively on this thread, getting any number of hard-ons, I was really excited, but also apprehensive as to whether Bernd’s would be my thing or not. It would.

Arrived at Hotel Reuter around 2 pm Wednesday. The place seemed deserted, and I went around banging one all available doors without any reaction. Just about to take a spin and come back later, I spotted a woman in a window, waved at her and banged again on the door saying “hotel entrance”. After a while both Mr and Mrs Reuter (I believe) came out and gave me a key. Curt, no-nonsense attitude, but no problem. The room was fine, and with the excellent breakfast next morning it was indeed a bargain at 35 euro.

As others before me, I was struck by the location of a FKK in a small village like this. I felt as if everybody, including a couple of 10-year old boys playing nearby the hotel and an elderly woman walking her Dachshund, knew exactly why I had come to town. I realize that Germans are more relaxed about P4P than most other countries, but some tension seems unavoidable. If somebody has come across a good newspaper or internet report (any language) about the relationship between Bernd’s and the local community, I would appreciate a link.

I arrived at Bernd’s around 5 pm and was greeted by Babsi, who gave me a rundown of the rules, accepted my 70 euro entrance fee and gave me a brief tour of the club after I had changed into slippers and waist-towel. I was immediately pleased by both the layout and the line-up. Maybe I have not been reading the expert reports closely enough, but I had expected (feared) something slightly more MILF’ish. True, the average age is not like Artemis or Oase, but except for maybe one or two of the approximately 15 ladies present, everyone was qualifying for my possibly-to-do-list.

I settled in the downstairs bar with a beer and tried to get my bearings. I found myself next to a real stunner, revisiting Leoni. She was getting a lot of attention from the gents present (around 10 at any time until midnight, almost all German regulars, I believe), and she was obviously having a good time. The talk of the day was a young couple (she a little cutie around 25, he perhaps a few years older, also good looking), who was having a long, long session with Magda in a downstairs room. As I was told by several of the ladies, a visiting couple in an extremely rare occurrence, and the ladies were very excited about it, laughing and joking. Leoni several times went to peak at the keyhole, advertising her beautiful bum while doing so, coming back explaining that “they are only licking, licking, licking, I want to see some fucking”. Several other girls went to peak and I considered following their example, but decided it was probably not the best way to introduce myself to the world of Bernd’s. When at last the couple came out of the room, they looked a bit embarrassed and left soon after.

Both Leoni and Magda are ladies I definitely would want to session, but despite a few (admittedly rather lame) attempts I never managed to get real contact with any of them. All night, I found it somewhat difficult to get into the family-like conversation, one reason being my limited German, and especially Leoni and Magda seemed to stick to the regulars. None of the two were sessioning very much, and Magda was in fact pretty cold and bossy even towards a regular trying to establish a session, which made me cancel any further efforts, even though I had hoped to get a little more info on the young couple.

Luckily, other ladies seemed happy to entertain a malnourished newbie. Anna (Poland), good body and pretty nice face, was sitting in the couch opposite me, smiling, blinking and stroking her pussy more or less permanently. Having mustered my courage and stuck a mental fork in my ass, I went over to talk with her, and she was really friendly, relieving me of most of my apprehension. Towel disposed of, she gently started working on Banaanovich jr., followed by a good BBBJ. She suggested we go to a room, but as my stage freight diminished by the minute, I asked for continued couch service, and she had no problems with that. A 69 was followed by Anna riding me to climax. A good beginning indeed. Repeat? Yes.

It would get even better. On the upstairs couch, I chatted in my very limited Spanish with Erika (she said she is from Barcelona, even though I believe I have read Romania on this thread). Probably around 30, tits having seen better days, but otherwise an okay body, lovely eyes and an extremely sexy appearance. Kissing, fondling and BBBJ on the couch, followed by DATY and sex in several positions, while she dirty-talked in Spanish, more BBBJ and me coming on her breasts. Marvellous. Repeat: Definitely.

Later downstairs, Anna introduced me to Tanja (Ukraine), who seemed very lively and energetic and like Anna prone to sit and play with her pussy between sessions. We chatted in Russian, but seemingly she did not really dig me, and I went to have dinner instead (far better than Oase, but still not memorable). After which I suddenly found myself next to Erika on the upstairs couch again.

She was even more into it this time, taking the lead and leading me to extended DATY, followed by heavy and lengthy (for my standard at least, my athlete days are long gone) pounding in mish. She definitely seemed to be enjoying it, but I don’t think she climaxed. I did, however, in her mouth and over her breasts, which brought down a round of applause from the onlookers and Erika raising her fist, shouting, “wow, I am good”. No doubt about that! Repeat: I can hardly wait.

After that, I had a long break. Unfortunately, the massage I had signed up for was cancelled, but I had some beers, chatted with a few of the gents, watched the fairly limited public action and enjoyed an impromptu pole dance downstairs, initialled by a short, heavily tattooed German gent and continued by the beautiful Leoni. She did not really do that much except moving with the rhythm, but what a fox. Long applause all around.

Around 11 am, I had a chat with Dana (Romania), probably mid 20’ies and among the youngest present. Average face and body, a little heavy, but sweet, the most GFE’ish of my encounters at Bernd’s. When I told her my name and nationality, she smiled and said “I know, I have been watching you”, shortly followed by a disclaimer that she was not into public sex. Embarrassing, a few hours in the club and already having a reputation. In an attempt to remove the pervert stamp on my back, I followed her to a room, where we had a nice if not spectacular session, ending with me coming on her breasts. Repeat: Maybe.

Directly after coming out of the room, I spotted Susan (Turkish, born in Germany), on the upstairs couch under the TV. Around 30, sweet, smiling and sexy, nice face, a little heavy body. She told me it was her very first night at Bernd’s (having earlier worked at FKK Hawaii), but she already seemed very much part of the family, relaxed and easygoing. She had also discovered my exhibitionist leanings, and she insisted this was part of the club as she saw it. I decided to give it a try, even though I was doubtful as to my abilities. She started an excellent BBBJ, followed by her riding me, followed by more, very energetic and racy BBBJ with a lot of eye contact. I came close to climaxing again, but eventually I went soft, despite all Susan’s good work, and as midnight and closing time was approaching, I decided to call it a night. Repeat: Yes.

And what a fine night it had been! I feel tempted to return for the carnival Thursday, but will stick to my game plan and try out Finca instead.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.

Gfe Finder
02-11-10, 23:50
I wanted to nominate your for the ROD thread but Angus beat me to it. I appreciate your taking the time for this well-written and detailed report especially since we seem to have similar tastes in Bernds women.


As others before me, I was struck by the location of a FKK in a small village like this. I felt as if everybody, including a couple of 10-year old boys playing nearby the hotel and an elderly woman walking her Dachshund, knew exactly why I had come to town. I realize that Germans are more relaxed about P4P than most other countries, but some tension seems unavoidable.

Sometimes I've come early enough to find children (who I think) are walking on their way to school. It can be really awkward so I remember something Pete Clemenza said in The Godfather: Don't look nobody directly in the eye, but don't look away either. :D

Fats
02-12-10, 02:40
From a report on another board, it seems that after seven years of service, Svenja no longer works at the Hof.

Dev Null
02-14-10, 03:41
That is true, she quit.

Mambomike
02-19-10, 12:24
Yesterday, in attendance were about a dozen girls including Erika, Janey, Katya, Magda, and Suzanna. Suzanna is new at Bernds, ex Golden Time, ex Artimis. Sessioned with Magda, Katya, and Suzanna. More detailed report to follow later. Mambo had a nice time, but out of juice at the end, because of draining sessions with Magda and wonderwoman Katza. Missing were Anna and Sandy (day off). Hotel Reuter closed for week of vacation. Stayed in Hennef at Hotel Johnel - very nice for 49 euro.

Iseeu
02-19-10, 16:09
Yesterday, in attendance were about a dozen girls including Erika, Janey, Katya, Magda, and Suzanna. Suzanna is new at Bernds, ex Golden Time, ex Artimis. Sessioned with Magda, Katya, and Suzanna. More detailed report to follow later. Mambo had a nice time, but out of juice at the end, because of draining sessions with Magda and wonderwoman Katza. Missing were Anna and Sandy (day off). Hotel Reuter closed for week of vacation. Stayed in Hennef at Hotel Johnel - very nice for 49 euro.
...included 13: Alina, Babsi, Erika, Ines (ex Bernd's but took 4 years off to have a baby), Jackie, Jenny, Josefine, Katja, Magda, Mara, Susanna, Tanja, and that largish MILF whose name I never remember and only sessions with a very, very, very large regular guest. You of course neglected to mention that I was also on the roster... as well as 2 other visitors from over the pond.

Two other changes as part of management's attempt at marketing:
1) There's now a reduced late entry fee of 50E for guests arriving after 8 pm.
2) Dessoustag on Thursdays: At first I did a double take when I entered since the Hof was always the last bastion of true FKK (meaning naked) standards, but management decided that since all of the other clubs have this, they should try it out as a means of attracting customers. Bad idea. It turns out that most of the girls hate it too, since "it's more comfortable to sit around naked all day" as one of them put it to me. So on Thursdays, we're deprived of those scenes of the ladies sitting and stroking themselves or of Katja and other's uncovered derrieres in our faces while they bend over attentively to administer to a neighboring customer.

I just wrote Rosie an email complaining about it, explaining that I know many regular visitors to other clubs who avoid those clubs on dessous tag. I highly recommend to other concerned customers to write to management via the contact link on their website.

That said, the dessous factor, did add some spice, to my session with Mara, who looked ravishing in the 2 outfits she wore; one was this body wrap covering her top made of strips of material that allowed her nipples to show through and let her bush uncovered. The other was a bra- panties set which came into play in our session- sliding them off in pieces during the heat of our session, like I used to with my early girlfirends. Very, very nice.

Mambo- great meeting you and I look forward to more of your detailed reports on your virgin FKK tour.

Marlow
02-19-10, 18:05
50Euro after 8 pm, not bad, but with only four hours to closing time you have to land running, bit like those big birds in Nam that flew low threw everything out the back and winged it away. In the door, chuck clothes in locker, dive into action.........
Do guys use notpad and pen to jot down names? Or does sex improve the memory? Would love to know.

Breadman
02-19-10, 20:26
Do guys use notpad and pen to jot down names? Or does sex improve the memory? Would love to know.

Standard procedure is to have the girl write her name down on your peter. That's why some guys only report on girls with short names like 'Eve' and others report on 'bernadette's'

Gfe Finder
02-19-10, 23:50
Two other changes as part of management's attempt at marketing:...
2) Dessoustag on Thursdays: At first I did a double take when I entered since the Hof was always the last bastion of true FKK (meaning naked) standards, but management decided that since all of the other clubs have this, they should try it out as a means of attracting customers. Bad idea. It turns out that most of the girls hate it too, since "it's more comfortable to sit around naked all day" as one of them put it to me.

When I've gone to parties in the past, most (but not necessarily all) of the girls eventually got naked again as the day progressed. Now I know why.

To anyone who was there on a Dessousdonnerstag: did any of the girls decide to shed their clothing for the rest of the day?

Gfe Finder
02-19-10, 23:54
50Euro after 8 pm, not bad, but with only four hours to closing time you have to land running, bit like those big birds in Nam that flew low threw everything out the back and winged it away. In the door, chuck clothes in locker, dive into action.........

I've done that before (business trips) and you're right, it's not easy to do.


Do guys use notpad and pen to jot down names? Or does sex improve the memory? Would love to know.

Sex does (Lyle Lovett's character described it as biological highlighter in The Opposite of Sex) but there's also that board by the check-in counter with everyone's name conveniently spelled. It used to be that it was updated regularly and accurate. Nowadays at least 4-5 newcomers (if not more) are left out and I have to either introduce myself or talk to other guests to get the names.

Mambomike
02-20-10, 11:55
Wow - and I thought you were staying buzy in sessions instead of taking notes! Did Rosa slip you a roster when I wasn't looking? And yes, I enjoyed the company of you, plus two other English speakers. I probably should have chosen Mara for my number 3, but you had already blazed my trail with Katya . . .

And oh my word - that guy was a LARGE guest.

Babsi was there the whole time and I didn't observe her doing a session with anyone, but I could have been in session at the time, too.

I saw the Indian fellow last night in Samya. In retrospect, despite the good line up at Samya, I wish I had spent Friday afternoon at Bernds, but mambo woke me up early Friday morning and implored Mike to take it easy, so as to be able to enjoy the offerings at Samya.


...included 13: Alina, Babsi, Erika, Ines (ex Bernd's but took 4 years off to have a baby), Jackie, Jenny, Josefine, Katja, Magda, Mara, Susanna, Tanja, and that largish MILF whose name I never remember and only sessions with a very, very, very large regular guest. You of course neglected to mention that I was also on the roster... as well as 2 other visitors from over the pond.

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Iseeu
02-20-10, 18:23
Do guys use notpad and pen to jot down names? Or does sex improve the memory? Would love to know.

Wow - and I thought you were staying buzy in sessions instead of taking notes! Did Rosa slip you a roster when I wasn't looking?
Sex certainly hasn't improved my memory or I'd be making a fortune down in Vegas counting cards at the blackjack tables.
I'm not a note taker. Since I know most of the Hof girls from previous encounters, it's pretty easy to just list them in my mind in alphabetical order.

Iseeu
02-20-10, 18:26
When I've gone to parties in the past, most (but not necessarily all) of the girls eventually got naked again as the day progressed. Now I know why.

To anyone who was there on a Dessousdonnerstag: did any of the girls decide to shed their clothing for the rest of the day?
No- they pretty much stayed with the program while I was there.

Bun Biter
02-21-10, 08:03
Hi all,

Last time I was at Bernd's I booked Sandra at 1:30 but by the time it was my turn it was already 4p.m. and she said that there would be no hanky-panky. So my question is is it possible to call ahead of time and book her over the phone? Planning to be at Bernd's in a weeks time and would really like to session with her.

Thanks.

BB

Marlow
02-21-10, 16:43
@Iseeu - I'd have to go so often before total recall kicked in, that I'd get repetative strain injury.

Iseeu
02-21-10, 18:09
For those hoping to enjoy Katja's pleasures during March, she'll be gone for 3 weeks during the month sunning herself and her considerable charms in warmer climes.
She likes me so much that she invited me to join her, even gave me her exact dates and locations. Should I? If I'm providing services, how much should I charge for my pleasures?

Excess
02-21-10, 19:58
If able why not join her for up to a week?

Being the exemplary gentleman that you are why not offer to cover her hotel costs and meals during your visit ? Your services can be paid with a 10 Euro deduction for each time she cums. Means that you should just about break even on the costs and return worn to the proverbial nub. Sun, Sand, Sea and Katja. Probably a life changer.

Enjoy

E.



For those hoping to enjoy Katja's pleasures during March, she'll be gone for 3 weeks during the month sunning herself and her considerable charms in warmer climes.
She likes me so much that she invited me to join her, even gave me her exact dates and locations. Should I? If I'm providing services, how much should I charge for my pleasures?

Mambomike
02-22-10, 11:11
No- they pretty much stayed with the program while I was there.I stayed a few hours later into the late evening, and eventually the lingerie came off for many girls, but not all.

Mambomike
02-22-10, 11:13
For those hoping to enjoy Katja's pleasures during March, she'll be gone for 3 weeks during the month sunning herself and her considerable charms in warmer climes.

She likes me so much that she invited me to join her, even gave me her exact dates and locations. Should I? If I'm providing services, how much should I charge for my pleasures?Haha! After experiecing Katja's considerable charms, I'd go in a minute even if I had to pay for lodging, local transportation, and meals.

Marlow
02-24-10, 15:07
Don't know that I would get out of bed for that one......

Tuxsmasher
02-24-10, 18:46
Is there a pic of this infamous katja?

Gfe Finder
02-24-10, 23:11
Is there a pic of this infamous katja?

When the Alpha Escorts website was active, you could see some very well-done pictures. The website is currently down, but I believe it was alpha-escort.de or something similar.

Dev Null
02-25-10, 14:02
Gentlemen, here is a little impression of the famous Katja:

http://www.freiclub.com/top_girls_fc/Katja_k/katja_k.htm

Mambomike
02-27-10, 00:47
After my visit at Babylon on Wednesday evening, my next stop was Bernds, arriving a little before 1 pm on Thursday. Via the A59 to the A560, which transitions into B8, a much smaller two lane road, my GPS told me to make a right into what almost appeared to be a driveway and a little village or private area. But knowing that Bernds was in a quite unique location, I followed the GPS directions down some fairly narrow lanes, past Hotel Reuter, and down to #28, which I recognized from the pictures. Unlike other clubs, Bernds is not announced by any type of signage and looks pretty much like many of the houses that surround it. Being almost first to arrive, I pulled into the parking lot in front and relaxed a bit, watching a few of the girls to arrive.

Bernds is accurately described elsewhere so I don’t need to repeat the layout, but I found it to be clean, with nice rooms on the ground floor and in the basement, with plenty of hot water in shower, and a nice sauna downstairs. The food was very good and plentiful, the same items offered for both lunch and dinner. I found the staff was very attentive to requests for drinks, including beer and fresh made coffee. And unlike my other experiences on this trip, the girls mainly sit in a lounge on couches, either upstairs or at the downstairs bar.

Fortunately, as I was finishing my transformation to towel and flips after my shower, a nice guy at the lockers turned around and said, “Hi Mike”. It was Iseeu, who introduced me to or discretely pointed out which girls were which, including Katja who came right over to Iseeu and sat on his lap. And expecting the girls to be a bit MILFy (some were, some were even better, from my point of view), I was absolutely stunned by Katja, with her pretty auburn hair and smile.

But as it turned out, Thursday was Dessoustag and the girls were all wearing some form of (mostly pretty) lingerie. And this unexpected turn of events apparently greatly upset one notable hobbyist, so much so, that he had to whisk Katja away to a room to relieve his grave disappointment! This left me with a choice of the remaining ladies, after I had settled down with a drink and a little food. One girl that caught my eye was Magda, who I knew something about as a good choice from reports here.

Sessions:

Magda – 2 pm, looks 8, service 9. Magda looks like the very fit girl next door, very cute with light freckles, shaved, blonde hair. After an introductory kiss and bbbj on the couch in front of everyone, Magda suggested that we retire to a room to continue our fun, which was an excellent idea while Iseeu was having fun with Katja. Magda was delightful, giving a nice bbbj (not exceptionally deep, but nice with good BLS), followed by some nice DATY (tasting very clean), then applying a gummi with her fingers and mouth, we enjoyed a nice hard doggie switching to mish for the finish inside. While in mish, I had Magda’s legs pinned back to her ears, so I got a great view of mambo sliding deep inside her shaved muschi, for a delightful look and feel. Magda’s session really ended in a juice draining cum for mambo.

Katja – 4 pm, looks 9, service way off the scale. After talking with Iseeu upstairs for awhile, I expressed my interest in Katja. When I met her earlier and Iseeu scarfed her up, I though she was very, very attractive – a real woman. Now while some would give Katja maybe a 7 in looks, there is more to than just the body for me – it is the sensual attitude and friendly smile that enters the equation. While drinking her tea, I sat beside Katja and began a nice introduction with her, while Katja curled up/enveloped her body in my arms. This turned to some great French kissing, and a quite deep bbbj, on the couch next to the downstairs bar. After a bit, Katja suggested we head to a room downstairs, something I was willing to do right from the word hello.

Upon entering the room, Katja said she sensed that I like things slow, relaxing and sensual from the way I kissed, which she seemed to enjoy. And from that point forth, it was like making love to a woman (or more aptly a woman making love to you) in a way that you rarely experience. Her kisses were nice, light, and sensual and while I say her kisses were light, I think more than once, her tongue deep in my mouth was teasing my ankles, and also my tongue deep in her mouth. Oral was delightful. DATY was delightful – light quick tongue action seemed to lead to a real orgasm for Katja while in a female superior 69. Sex was delightful, mostly in CG with Katja inviting me to squeeze her tits. All of this was followed again by deep bbbj and BLS, to which mambo responded by depositing a very thorough load into Katya’s mouth. At first, I thought Katya was going to come up and give me a cum kiss, which I believe from her I would have willingly accepted, but instead she really surprised me by dripping my healthy load onto my chest, then coming up for a kiss, rubbing her tits into my cum.

Personally, I’ll take a romp with Katya over any playboy bunny/next door ingénue type, and I felt that there was no compromise in beauty. Katja and I spent quite a bit of time talking and revealing details about one another, whereupon I paid her the utmost compliment that if girlfriends and wives made love like she did, there would be no sauna clubs and no fkks. I think we went way over an hour, maybe approaching two – I looked at the clock when exiting the shower and it was 6:30 pm!. But when I checked out later that night, the session with Katja cost only 100 euro.

Susanna (looks 7, service 8) – Susanna told me that she had only started one week at Bernds, ex GT, ex Artimus. To me Susanna was attractive in sheer green lingerie covering her tits and ass, standing 5’4” without heels 36c, plentiful bum, bottle dark blonde with extensions, small left upper lip piercing (facial), dark tan, born in Germany to Turkish parents, willing to play in public (entire session on couch next to bar – is there a pattern here?). Right in the upstairs lounge, without retiring to a room, Susanna gave me a nice bbbj with moderate DT, but I enjoyed her with a no juice finish. As a result, Susanna thought I was unsatisfied or angry with her and asked if that were that case by having a German customer translate this for her. But telling the truth, I sais I was not and enjoyed spending time with her, else I would have not sat a little longer on the couch with her post bbbj. Sweet girl.

Total damage: 200 euro + 70 euro entry fee.

During the mid-afternoon, I asked the thekefrau if I could have a key to the hotel delivered to me, so I didn’t have to leave early and come back. But it wasn’t long before it was discovered that Hotel Reuter was closed – off on holiday. Staff recommended Hotel Johnel in Hennef (Frankfurter Strasse 152 D537773 Hennef; www.hoteljohnel.de), instead which as it turned out was 49 Euros on a Thursday night, including breakfast and Internet access. Unlike the previous night’s stay, the heat was good, there was a bath or shower in the fairly spacious room, and the room had a flat screen color TV with a good choice of channels. The next morning, breakfast was very good, including plenty of coffee, orange juice, yogurt, breakfast roles and marmalade, and scrambled eggs and bacon, prepared to order (not sitting out on some tray drying out). And since I planned to visit Samya on Friday, I decided to stay at Hotel Johnel another night.

Hennef also turned out to be a very pleasant town, with a main street of shops, restaurants, very good bakeries (I am still eating the bread I bought on Saturday morning before leaving for Oase), banks, a Thai massage place (25 euro for an hour of traditional massage, 40 euro for two hours), and importantly, a reasonably priced Internet café. The T-mobile wireless access point in the hotel did not work with my laptop, so I used the Internet café instead to check email, stocks, and even file my report on Samya on Saturday morning.

While at Bernds, I met a venerable member of the forum and a few English speakers, which made for an overall nice visit. Would I visit Bernds again? If I am ever in the area again, you betcha!

Gfe Finder
02-27-10, 15:08
If you're able to make it to Bernds on March 8th, it looks like they've got another promotion going. In celebration of International Women's Day, anyone who brings a flower/flowers only has to pay an entry of 50 €.

Hrromero
03-05-10, 10:07
I was wondering does Bernds provide condoms or do you have to bring your own? From the reports I have read there seems to be a lot of bare backing going on. Are the girls at Bernds required to get health checks? I read that the german government does not require health checks for sex workers, but certain clubs require that the girls get checked periodically. I appreciate all the great information posted on this board. I sent an e-mail to hotel reuter today to confirm my stay. I have never been to Germany, especially an FKK, but after reading the reports I feel like I have a pretty good knowledge of how to get to Bernds. Once again thank you. I do not speak German, but I speak English (obviously) and fluent Spanish. I do not think I will feel to lost for a first timer. I hope they give up on clothing days (Thursday) by May. I should be arriving Wed night around 7:00 I do not think I will be able to wait an extra hour for the discount I would rather just pay and begin the festivities. One more question, how many guys are usually present on most nights?

Once again thank you all for the great reports.

Gfe Finder
03-05-10, 23:28
I was wondering does Bernds provide condoms or do you have to bring your own?

The girls provide their own condoms. I suppose you could bring your own, but I've not seen anyone doing this.


From the reports I have read there seems to be a lot of bare backing going on. Are the girls at Bernds required to get health checks? I read that the german government does not require health checks for sex workers, but certain clubs require that the girls get checked periodically.

You are correct that the government does not require them. I can't speak to whether Bernds requires them. Once upon a time, I read somewhere that they did but because I can't remember where I read it or how long ago I don't take it as fact and you shouldn't either.



I appreciate all the great information posted on this board. I sent an e-mail to hotel reuter today to confirm my stay. I have never been to Germany, especially an FKK, but after reading the reports I feel like I have a pretty good knowledge of how to get to Bernds. Once again thank you. I do not speak German, but I speak English (obviously) and fluent Spanish. I do not think I will feel to lost for a first timer.

You shouldn't. The girls will mostly speak at least enough English to conduct business (not necessarily to have a conversation) and many guests do speak fluent English.



I hope they give up on clothing days (Thursday) by May.

You and most of Bernds' customers, I am sure.



I should be arriving Wed night around 7:00 I do not think I will be able to wait an extra hour for the discount I would rather just pay and begin the festivities. One more question, how many guys are usually present on most nights?

It can vary-- you'll typically get more later in the evening (up until the last 2-3 hours when guys go back home) and later in the week. Off the top of my head, the number of guests in the house during the evening can be a dozen or slightly more than a couple dozen. (Rough estimate, the latter typically only during parties.)


Once again thank you all for the great reports.

You're welcome and be sure to add to them with your own experience in May!

Hrromero
03-06-10, 17:12
Hi guys,

Sorry for all the questions, but that's the part of being a first timer. I just got a reply from hotel Reuter with the reservation request that I sent stating the days I will be arriving and leaving. Does this mean that my room is reserved? The reason I ask is because they did not ask for my credit card number to officially reserve the room as we all know is the customary practice for, pretty much, all the hotels these days (at least the ones I have stayed in). I am just wondering if this is the customary practice for this hotel (Reuter) since they seem to be a mom and pop (old fashioned) business. I have done some mongering in Mexico since I live close to the border, in case you have any questions. I know Monterrey pretty well as well as the Reynosa area. Stay away from the border areas right now due to the drug wars. Monterrey is good for any one who has to go there on business (Monterrey is the financial center of Mexico). Once again, thank you for all of your help.

Iseeu
03-06-10, 18:27
Fortunately, as I was finishing my transformation to towel and flips after my shower, a nice guy at the lockers turned around and said, “Hi Mike”. It was Iseeu, who introduced me to or discretely pointed out which girls were which, including Katja who came right over to Iseeu and sat on his lap. And expecting the girls to be a bit MILFy (some were, some were even better, from my point of view), I was absolutely stunned by Katja, with her pretty auburn hair and smile.

But as it turned out, Thursday was Dessoustag and the girls were all wearing some form of (mostly pretty) lingerie. And this unexpected turn of events apparently greatly upset one notable hobbyist, so much so, that he had to whisk Katja away to a room to relieve his grave disappointment!

no·ta·ble   /ˈnoʊtəbəl/ Show Spelled[noh-tuh-buhl] –adjective
1.worthy of note or notice; noteworthy: a notable success; a notable theory.
2.prominent, important, or distinguished: many notable artists.
3.Archaic. capable, thrifty, and industrious.


While at Bernds, I met a venerable member of the forum and a few English speakers, which made for an overall nice visit. Would I visit Bernds again? If I am ever in the area again, you betcha!

ven·er·a·ble   /ˈvɛnərəbəl/ Show Spelled[ven-er-uh-buhl]
1.commanding respect because of great age or impressive dignity; worthy of veneration or reverence, as because of high office or noble character: a venerable member of Congress.
2.a title for someone proclaimed by the Roman Catholic Church to have attained the first degree of sanctity or of an Anglican archdeacon.
3.(of places, buildings, etc.) hallowed by religious, historic, or other lofty associations: the venerable halls of the abbey.
4.impressive or interesting because of age, antique appearance, etc.: a venerable oak tree.
5.extremely old or obsolete; ancient: a venerable automobile.

...and I thought we were friends :(

Great report...except for that venerable comment. LOL

Iseeu
03-06-10, 18:57
I was wondering does Bernds provide condoms or do you have to bring your own? From the reports I have read there seems to be a lot of bare backing going on. Are the girls at Bernds required to get health checks? I read that the german government does not require health checks for sex workers, but certain clubs require that the girls get checked periodically.
I have never been to Germany, especially an FKK, but after reading the reports I feel like I have a pretty good knowledge of how to get to Bernds. Once again thank you. I do not speak German, but I speak English (obviously) and fluent Spanish. I do not think I will feel to lost for a first timer. I hope they give up on clothing days (Thursday) by May.

One more question, how many guys are usually present on most nights?

GFE finder has done a good job answering your q's, but I would like to add a few comments.

1) You got the wrong impression. Bare backing isn't commonly available. There is some BBFS, just as it is possible to get at all of the other FKK clubs. At Bernd's though, as opposed to the others, it isn't the thickness of the guest's wallet that will determine if the service is offered; it's only the very regular customers with a specific SP that may be granted the service.

2) The girl will provide a condom (most use the "London" brand, which they buy in stock and share), but you can definitely bring your own as long as it's unused, and comes in a closed foil wrapper with a reputable brand name.

3) It's not a big place so at any one time, there will never be more than 20 customers in the place. The amounts vary depending on the date of the month, the day of the week and the time of the day. Due to paycheck arrival at the beginning of the month in Germany, there is usually a slight increase in the amount of guests. Since they are closed on weekends, Fridays are by far the busiest day at Bernd's. The early evening hours are usually the busiest time of the day. By 8-9 p.m the amount of guests usually dwindles.

4) Finally, you seem to have read previous reports here, but let me just repeat something that's been written here before. While you can definitely make a visit to Bernd's into your first FKK experience, it is not recommended, particularly without previous experience.
It's best to go to one of the more popular, standard clubs, dotted throughout the Hessen and Nord Rhine-Westphalia areas, where you will more easily blend into the crowd, can observe and learn less self-consciously, understand the spoken and unspoken protocols unique to the FKK experience and can take your time testing the waters before taking the plunge.
Bernd's is best appreciated when you've had some other FKK experiences, can understand the subtle differences and are best able to savor its erotic decadence.

Hrromero
03-06-10, 19:48
I appreciate your advice and will take it to consideration, but after reading the reports I do not think I will be able to resist Bernds, although it will be my first time. I am a student so I do not know when I will be able to travel like this again do to possible future time and money constraints. I have done quite a bit of playing in Mexico boystown's and also work part time as a stripper. So being naked in front of people and doing physical acts to women in public and seeing it done to them by other guys is nothing knew to me. I am very comfortable with my body and am not shy at all. Like I said I appreciate you looking out for me, but I think I will be ok. The reports in this forum make this place to tempting to resist and if I don't go I won't be able to stop thinking about it which can drive a person crazy. I wish you the best and look foward to hopefully meeting you in the near future.

Mambomike
03-06-10, 22:12
There is no pre-requisite for a visit to Bernds, if you have taken the time to learn the protocol and you are an experienced hobbiest.

I visited Bernds with only an evening of experience in another FKK and a GB the previous day. And I had a very nice time, with a little help of an ISG wingman (right, Iseeu?). At Bernds, you just have to relax, smile, and remember it is up to you to initiate contact with a lady. You also have to take your eye off the clock and let events unfold in an enjoyable manner. Don't worry, they won't take advantage of that at the Bernds check out.

But if you are shy and get mad about ladies not approaching you, then I would agree with Iseeu that another FKK is your venue. Also you need to be comfortable getting kissed, fondled, and having a bj in front of everyone. If not, then another FKK may be your cup of tea.


While you can definitely make a visit to Bernd's into your first FKK experience, it is not recommended, particularly without previous German experience.
It's best to go to one of the more popular, standard clubs, dotted throughout the Hessen and Nord Rhine-Westphalia areas, where you will more easily blend into the crowd, can observe and learn less self-consciously, understand the spoken and unspoken protocols unique to the FKK experience and can take your time testing the waters before taking the plunge.
Bernd's is best appreciated when you've had some other FKK experiences, can understand the subtle differences and are best able to savor its erotic decadence.

Mambomike
03-06-10, 22:15
Great report...except for that venerable comment. LOL

There's nothing wrong with commanding respect because of impressive dignity!

Mambomike
03-06-10, 22:50
There's nothing wrong with commanding respect because of impressive dignity!

I forgot - young, verile, and handsome, too.

Gfe Finder
03-07-10, 02:21
Hi guys,

Sorry for all the questions, but that's the part of being a first timer. I just got a reply from hotel Reuter with the reservation request that I sent stating the days I will be arriving and leaving. Does this mean that my room is reserved? The reason I ask is because they did not ask for my credit card number to officially reserve the room


Usually they just reply to me saying "Ok." My guess is that if you received a reply that doesn't say somewhere "Wir sind ausgebucht!" you should be all right. Sometimes I've requested a room and they've never gotten back to me, which I assumed meant full. I always carried a printout of their reply in case of a misunderstanding.

They won't request credit cards at the time of booking or check-in. You will pay in full at check-out.

Ahh, Hennef. The only town in the world I've been to where the hotels and the brothels seem to get the service right! :)

Hrromero
03-07-10, 07:31
Thank You for all the quick replys I am sensing a lot of comeraderie (if that's how its spelled) here. I think I am making the right chioce by visiting Bernds. My only fear is that once its time to go I will be thinking about when to go back. I live in Texas so the plane fair is about $$900-1000. I guess I will be having to focus on saving money while in the states.

Angus Magee
03-07-10, 09:24
Does this mean that my room is reserved? The reason I ask is because they did not ask for my credit card number to officially reserve the room as we all know is the customary practice for, pretty much, all the hotels these days (at least the ones I have stayed in). I am just wondering if this is the customary practice for this hotel (Reuter) since they seem to be a mom and pop (old fashioned) business.

Just to echo what the below poster states-I would say that your reservation is assured. I myself booked over the phone in my not very good German and no credit card was needed. In fact I imagine that a small hotel like Reuter prefers you not to use a credit card to avoid charges. My experience with the hotel was excellent and I would not hesitate to recommend it to anyone.

AM

Hrromero
03-07-10, 18:51
As usual, you guys were right. I did not read the confirmation e-mail they sent me carefully enough. I was looking at it last night and at the bottom it says "Geht in Ordnung" (All in order) S. Reuter so it seems that I am ready to go. I have also noticed, after reading many of these reports, that the clientel in many of these FKK clubs, especially Bernds seems to be a more mature professional crowd. I am 36 years old and working on my PhD in Finance. It seems to me that there are a lot of high level well established professional/business people who are part of the Bernds crowd, which is good so we will have things to talk about (business, Finance, Economics) between sessions. What attracts me to Germany, besides the great infrastructure, great transportation system, safety, and of course Fkk's, is the fact that it is the heart of the European Union in terms of the economy and the Euro currency. My area of focus is currency trading and if one wants to know the future of the Euro you have to look at Germany first.

Once again, Thank's for all the great information

Angus Magee
03-08-10, 09:01
My area of focus is currency trading and if one wants to know the future of the Euro you have to look at Germany first.

Sheeeeet...I'm kind of hoping that the future of the Euro is inside my wallet for a time and then to be distributed amongst the lovely ladies of Bernds, Oase, Artemis et. al.

But seriously, enjoy your time at Bernds and I look forward to a report.

AM

Excess
03-08-10, 10:14
... if the highlight of your Bernd`s visit is a discussion of business, finance and currencies between sessions. Down time and camaraderie can be a big part of any FKK club visit, bit hopefully you will be fully engaged in keeping a running count of both your sessions and the ones that got away. :-)

On the other hand, you will get a great display and partake in very conspicuous consumption habits including couch side BBBJ`s and the ceremonial handing over of your disposable income €50 bills at the counter when leaving. May your penis remain highly elastic.

Do Enjoy.

e.



As usual, you guys were right. I did not read the confirmation e-mail they sent me carefully enough. I was looking at it last night and at the bottom it says "Geht in Ordnung" (All in order) S. Reuter so it seems that I am ready to go. I have also noticed, after reading many of these reports, that the clientel in many of these FKK clubs, especially Bernds seems to be a more mature professional crowd. I am 36 years old and working on my PhD in Finance. It seems to me that there are a lot of high level well established professional/business people who are part of the Bernds crowd, which is good so we will have things to talk about (business, Finance, Economics) between sessions. What attracts me to Germany, besides the great infrastructure, great transportation system, safety, and of course Fkk's, is the fact that it is the heart of the European Union in terms of the economy and the Euro currency. My area of focus is currency trading and if one wants to know the future of the Euro you have to look at Germany first.

Once again, Thank's for all the great information

Gfe Finder
03-09-10, 00:17
A Rheinforum poster has noted that Bernds is now on Twitter:

http://twitter.com/schieferhof

I won't spoil anything save for one tweet: good news for Leonie's legions of lovers-- it looks like she's back to stay for now!

Bun Biter
03-10-10, 23:56
Had the pleasure of spending some time with Babsi last Tuesday. Later, when we were both standing around at the 1st floor bar I mentioned how some people, especially non-German speakers, don't like the boredom in between sessions and complain that there isn't anything to do apart from the sauna in the basement and watching porn on the big screen on the first floor. Babsi argued that thats exactly how the girls want it. She mentioned that other nearby (relatively speaking) like Residenz which offer diversions in between sessions don't generate much income for the girls. Guys go to these clubs, pay the entrance fee, session with one girl and then spend the rest of their time relaxing in the pool, playing billiards, getting a massage, getting tanned on a sun bed or using the sauna. She mentioned that Jamilla has already left Residenz in favor of a club near Frankfurt (she didn't say which one) because she wasn't making enough money at Residenz.

As Babsi put it, if there is too much for the guys to do other than sessioning with the ladies then they don't make money. Quite simple really.

BB

Rob Raunch
03-11-10, 05:12
As Babsi put it, if there is too much for the guys to do other than sessioning with the ladies then they don't make money. Quite simple really.Could be true.

Look at the old Casino/hotels in Vegas. In the early days there wasn't even a TV-set in the room!
Visitors should not be watching TV!. They should be gambling (read: losing money).
(nowadays there are so many High-End-Shopping-Malls they are trying to get you to Shop-till-your-broke instead of Gamble-till-your-broke!)

If heard the same complaint from Girls at Villa Vertigo which has an even more outstanding Wellnes-factor in the summer.

Guys go there to relax... Get a tan in the garden... Good food... Free drinks... Looking at fine naked women.
Knowing that they could have each one of them, if they wanted, is for a lot of them... enough!

Sadly, some guys forget that the girls are in the clubs for making money which pays the rent, baby-food, hospitalbills, new shoes (sometimes a new car for their so called boyfriends)
And they are NOT there to act as a nice background-picture!

To me Bernds has just enough of both. I mean, I can go in the sauna, have a few drinks, chat at the bar, have a decent meal, a decent massage,
But still the girls are my #1 attraction at the place.

Were you ever in Residenz? Villa Vertigo? Acapulco? Etc. How many men went into the pool? (2 Allday max!)

We Men (arfarf!) like to have a lot of things (but also women) at our disposal -within armsreach- but this doesn't mean we want to OR will use it!

What are the most important issues in a Club (to me):
- it should be Clean! (Healthy, Hygiene)
- the RIGHT Women! (Looks, Skills, Servicelevel)

And after that:
- Right Atmosfere (what germans call: 'Stimmung', Girls laughing, we are here to Party!)
- F&B (Drinks and Meals)
- Massage

A swimmingpool or 3 different sauna's or an on the premisses haircut-salon are WAYDOWN on my list (there are other days in a year to do THAT!)

Bernds scores high on my list because of the girls performances, it will keep me coming back for more everytime! (and on all the other points its more than decent)
[and when they know your not a freak but just a nice guy who likes sex a lot - it will only get better each time they see you! WOW!]

Just my 2ct.

Have Fun!

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Mambomike
03-11-10, 13:34
As Babsi put it, if there is too much for the guys to do other than sessioning with the ladies then they don't make money. Quite simple really.BB


At least at Bernds, as opposed to other clubs, you can talk to the ladies between sessions without going to the room right away (but your conversationalist may try to rev you up on the couch or at the bar). That said, Bernds, being a small club, has no place other than the dining room to separate yourself from the ladies when you want to recuperate and bringing your own reading material inside would be seen as impolite, since the ladies want your attention. It does have a sauna and hot tub in the basement, but no lounge chairs nearby to relax.

Gfe Finder
03-11-10, 23:24
At least at Bernds, as opposed to other clubs, you can talk to the ladies between sessions without going to the room right away (but your conversationalist may try to rev you up on the couch or at the bar). That said, Bernds, being a small club, has no place other than the dining room to separate yourself from the ladies when you want to recuperate and bringing your own reading material inside would be seen as impolite, since the ladies want your attention. It does have a sauna and hot tub in the basement, but no lounge chairs nearby to relax.

There's also the garden out back where I actually have seen folks with reading material. They do have lounge chairs out there. Unfortunately, this is only a summer thing.

Banaanovich
03-16-10, 11:19
In professional soccer it is now and then debated whether sex the night before a game is benefiting the player’s performance or the opposite. For me, soccer the night before beginning my second tour on the FKK circuit seemed a major mistake. Due to snow conditions in my home town I had not been playing for almost three months, and the 60 minutes of (amateur) football had left me with seriously sore thighs, back pain and a slightly sprained wrist.

In fact, had it not been for me carelessly posting my plans for the week at this esteemed forum, I would probably have opted for a day of recuperation. But as I feared that such a nonchalant behaviour by a newcomer would be frowned upon, I decided to brave the pain, and around 5 pm Monday I was pushing the button with the discreet sign “Private Club” - from the outside the only thing suggesting that Bernd’s is anything more than a large villa in this residential neighbourhood.

It did not start well.

First I was greeted at the door by the only Bernd’s provider, who for me is a definite MIdLF (do not know her name, but she looks to be in her late 40ies, quite heavy all around, long, black hair, friendly and smiling, but simply not someone I would expect to meet on the FKK scene and I have not seen her secure any sessions during my two visits). Then I ran into Erika, with whom I had two very memorable public sessions during my first visit in February. I beamed at her and she smiled back suggestively, but then asked whether this was my first visit to the club. Welcome back to earth…

Crushed and humiliated, I crawled to the bar, ordered a Gölsch and asked if I could book a massage. This was where my luck turned. The woman I asked turned out to be Sandra the masseuse herself, who has had rave reviews on this thread. And yes, she would be available 10-15 minutes later, but would then have to leave at 6 pm.

In the massage room, Sandra asked me to shed my towel and then proceeded to relieve herself of all her clothes, revealing a very fit and nice-looking body.

“This does not have to mean anything,” she said when she saw my big smile.

“But…?”

“I just cannot give you a proper massage with my clothes on.”

“OK, kein problem.”

However, she then explained that while a massage with extras was sometimes on her menu, she felt too tired to offer more than the traditional variety this time. Ok, no problem. Her massage – first very soft, then firmer – did wonders for my aching body. At the end it also turned erotic. Sandra really knows which buttons to push, and without giving more than casual attention to Banaanovich jr., she managed to elevate him to his highest possible level. Sandra complimented him with a gentle kiss, but then declared that this was enough massage for today and advised Banaanovich sr. to bring his best friend a bit earlier next time. I will. Even the traditional massage is a bargain at 25 euro for half an hour.

Now I was desperate for some action, and luckily Anna (Poland) was at the downstairs couch in her usual pussy-stroking mode. She did remember me from last time, including my public leanings, and soon she was initiating a very nice BBBJ on the couch, followed by cowgirl, followed by more BBBJ with CIM. A short, but satisfying session, followed by cuddling and small-talk. Of all the generally friendly Bernd’s ladies, I find Anna to be the most GFE’ish and “non-discriminatory” between the many regulars and an outsider like me.

Feeling much better, I walked around for a while, had a few beers and talked to some of the ladies and gents, especially a Dutch semi-regular. It was a very quiet night. Ladies in attendance were Anna, Erika, Magda, Mara, Alex, Tanya, Leonie, Susan, MIdLF plus 2-3 unidentified, none of them very attractive, but one with a nice smile, long, dark hair and a great pair of C tits. Katya (on holiday), Babsi and Dana were not present. At no time were any more than 8-10 gents present. Only little public action was going on, and the atmosphere was not nearly as party-like as the first time I was here. Food (stew and macaroni plus cold-cuts) was acceptable, but not impressive.

A had a little eye flirt with Erika, whose sexy eyes are her major asset in the looks department, and when I asked her something in my very poor Spanish, she exclaimed “Aah, I remember you!” Pride somewhat restored, I did not mind at all when later Erika kneeled and started to blow me in the upstairs bar, while I was discussing Middle East politics with my new Dutch friend. After a while of this I suggested we (me and Erika, not my Dutch friend) go to a room, where a very good session followed. GFK. Lenghty DATY which she really enjoyed. BBBJ. Cowgirl. Spoons. Heavy mish. And finally me rubbing her aroused clit with a BB Banaanovich jr. before coming on her stomach and pussy. This last part was for me in the grey zone of proper P4P behaviour, but Erika did not seem to mind. I believe we were in the room for 50-60 minutes, but by the time I was about to leave and presented with the bill, I was surprised to find that I was only charged 50 euro.

Erika was to be my last session of the night, even though I stayed for another two and a half hours. I talked with Leonie a few times and considered a session, but although she is a real stunner, friendly and very energetic, I somehow do not really connect with her (she was also a bit tipsy after having shared two bottles of sekt with a German regular, followed by several shots). Magda, also a great body, is too cool/cold for my taste. I very much wanted to do Mara, but she was very busy most of the night (“the Dutch fuck-machine”, some of the other ladies admiringly call her). I also would have liked to try Alex (Bulgaria), who I had a nice chat with, or the anonymous pair of great C tits, but both left quite early. Another session with Anna was a definite possibility, but around 11 pm, I opted for sperm management and left.

The talk of the night was a German non-regular who spent maybe 15 minutes on the downstairs couch with Erika, Tanya and anonymous C. Lots of DFK, fingering, BBBJ and nicely positioned pussies for me and other spectators to behold, but suddenly the action stopped and a discussion began. It turned out that the guy only wanted to session with one of the ladies, despite him having invited the other two over. The compromise was that he took Erika and Tanya to the room, while anonymous C was left out, fuming, because she had not BBBJ’ed him but only had his fingers up her pussy for 10 minutes, while she DFK’ed him. Shitty gent style indeed, I believe.

Conclusion: An enjoyable visit, but not spectacular. I do miss the facilities (pool, Jacuzzi, steam bath etc.) of the larger clubs, and I still find it difficult to blend into the prevailing, family-like atmosphere, both because I am an outsider and because my German is not very good. But I still consider Bernd’s to be a unique experience, and I do hope to return some day.

For now, I am looking forward to my Partytreff debut at Dorsten on Tuesday.

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Marlow
03-16-10, 17:38
There's nothing to do between sessions?

Sorry, but does this mean all the reports or at least most of them detailing riotous and racous behaviour among mongers at Bernd's is make believe?

That actually most men sit around staring into the middle distance or at an available p***y, replete yet disconsolate?

There's plenty to do, such as joshing with the girls, or with each other. Make new friends, talk to your neighbor. Strike up a conversation, try it........

Yes, I agree most men in an club studiously avoid each other, pretend they aren't actually there, that it is their avatar present. And that goes for German speakers as well as all other mother tongues.

I can see why group visits are becoming the norm, here at least.

Myrmidon
03-16-10, 20:48
I will be returning to FKK land in April, for the 2nd time. Frankfurt will be my base, visiting mainly the Hessen 3. I have, however, become intrigued by the idea of Bernds. My hang-up is that I must use public transit.

Research here and elsewhere indicates the following is possible:
I'm just using Wednesday as an example, and all costs are approximate. For train info: http://reiseauskunft.bahn.de/bin/query.exe/en

Wed. depart Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof at 10:21. Arrive Hennef (Seig) at 13:08, 1 change enroute (2 hours 47 minutes). Using Regional trains. Depending on when you are traveling, you may have to use (more costly but quicker) ICE trains.
Google maps for Taxi info: Taxi from Hennef to Bernds takes about 7.1 kms for approximately 13 €. Should arrive about 13:30, or a half hour after Bernds opens.

Return: same day - depart Bernds around 21:00 to catch the 21:50 back to Frankfurt, arriving at 00:59 with 2 changes enroute (3 hours 9 minutes).
Costs: Trains - 64,80 € plus 2 Taxi for 26 €, total: 90,80€.
You could also opt for a room at Reuters, within walking distance of Bernds and catch an early train the next day. This was about the cheapest train fare, with others more expensive if they get there faster. A room overnight adds about 35 €. (Total = 125.80 €).

So that's what plays out on paper. Perhaps someone here has actually done it? For less or for more, quicker or slower?

I'm entertaining the idea of doing this the 2nd week I am there. Any comments or input from those who have experience would be appreciated.

Although I am satisfied with the glitz / glamour of the big 3 with their large line-ups, I am intrigued by the small atmosphere of this place. Am I nuts?

Newbiesepp
03-16-10, 21:26
http://reiseauskunft.bahn.de/bin/query.exe/en

Wed. depart Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof at 10:21. Arrive Hennef (Seig) at 13:08, 1 change enroute (2 hours 47 minutes). Using Regional trains. Depending on when you are traveling, you may have to use (more costly but quicker) ICE trains.
Google maps for Taxi info: Taxi from Hennef to Bernds takes about 7.1 kms for approximately 13 €. Should arrive about 13:30, or a half hour after Bernds opens.You don't need a Taxi.

Just take bus number 522 from Hennef.Use your mentioned link and the Correct "Ziel" is Lichtenberg Ort to find out at which times it starts. Only about 300 mtrs to go from Lichtenber Ort to Schieferhof 28.

Newbiesepp

Gfe Finder
03-16-10, 22:16
First I was greeted at the door by the only Bernd’s provider, who for me is a definite MIdLF (do not know her name, but she looks to be in her late 40ies, quite heavy all around, long, black hair, friendly and smiling, but simply not someone I would expect to meet on the FKK scene and I have not seen her secure any sessions during my two visits).

Was this girl new? I can't off the top of my head think of a girl who would fit this description. Elena (see below) might except that she's not that old to my knowledge.


Ladies in attendance were Anna, Erika, Magda, Mara, Alex, Tanya, Leonie, Susan, MIdLF plus 2-3 unidentified, none of them very attractive, but one with a nice smile, long, dark hair and a great pair of C tits. Katya (on holiday), Babsi and Dana were not present.

The girl with the long, dark hair and C cups: maybe she was Bulgarian Elena? She's also tall and has a fuller figure.



The talk of the night was a German non-regular who spent maybe 15 minutes on the downstairs couch with Erika, Tanya and anonymous C. Lots of DFK, fingering, BBBJ and nicely positioned pussies for me and other spectators to behold, but suddenly the action stopped and a discussion began. It turned out that the guy only wanted to session with one of the ladies, despite him having invited the other two over. The compromise was that he took Erika and Tanya to the room, while anonymous C was left out, fuming, because she had not BBBJ’ed him but only had his fingers up her pussy for 10 minutes, while she DFK’ed him. Shitty gent style indeed, I believe.

These "PDAs" are an interesting component of any Bernds visit. It is indeed a shame that this one didn't turn out well. At other places (the Hessen 3 for instance) I remember being given a rundown of the rules as a first-timer. I didn't get that at Bernds but I wonder based on this if such a rundown would be in order?

Iseeu
03-16-10, 22:55
I will be returning to FKK land in April, for the 2nd time. Frankfurt will be my base, visiting mainly the Hessen 3. I have, however, become intrigued by the idea of Bernds. My hang-up is that I must use public transit.

Research here and elsewhere indicates the following is possible:
I'm just using Wednesday as an example, and all costs are approximate. For train info: http://reiseauskunft.bahn.de/bin/query.exe/en

Wed. depart Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof at 10:21. Arrive Hennef (Seig) at 13:08, 1 change enroute (2 hours 47 minutes). Using Regional trains. Depending on when you are traveling, you may have to use (more costly but quicker) ICE trains.
Google maps for Taxi info: Taxi from Hennef to Bernds takes about 7.1 kms for approximately 13 €. Should arrive about 13:30, or a half hour after Bernds opens.

Return: same day - depart Bernds around 21:00 to catch the 21:50 back to Frankfurt, arriving at 00:59 with 2 changes enroute (3 hours 9 minutes).
Costs: Trains - 64,80 € plus 2 Taxi for 26 €, total: 90,80€.
You could also opt for a room at Reuters, within walking distance of Bernds and catch an early train the next day. This was about the cheapest train fare, with others more expensive if they get there faster. A room overnight adds about 35 €. (Total = 125.80 €).

So that's what plays out on paper. Perhaps someone here has actually done it? For less or for more, quicker or slower?

There are a number of previous posts including mine from about 4 years ago (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=510771&postcount=188) with this info.
When travelling by train from FRA I take the ICE to Siegburg since it's much quicker than the regional train. From Siegburg it's a 15 minute taxi drive to the Hof which costs about 20 Euro. Total travel time from FRA airport- less than an hour.
If you're budget minded, there's also a regional train from Siegburg to Hennef-Sieg which leaves every 20 minutes from the platform directly across from the ICE and is included in the price of the ICE. From Hennef-Sieg you can take a bus to Lichtenberg which leaves you off about 2 blocks from the Hof or you can splurge on a taxi. In either case, even if you take the local bus, total travel time shouldn't be more than an hour and a half.
3 tips:
1) I usually use the D-Bahn website in English (http://www.bahn.com/i/view/DEU/en/index.shtml) which I find more user friendly, and allows you to purchase your ticket directly from the website. Once you input your starting point and destination (you can even in put the street name) it includes all modes of transportation in your itinerary, including trains, buses and walking.
2) D-Bahn is currently having a promotion selling their Bahn-Card which gives a 25% discount on all train fares. It's good for 3 months from date of purchase and costs 28 Euro which may pay off if you're going to extensively use public transportation to get to clubs. You can purchase it from any D-Bahn ticket counter.
3) Some taxi drivers will not know how to find the Hof once in Lichtenberg, so tell them to take you to the Hotel Reuter. From there, Schieferhof street is the first left after Reuter's. Last time I took a taxi from Hennef-Sieg, I told the woman taxi driver to drive me to Lichtenberg. Once we turned into the town, she turned around, looked me in the eye and asked if she should take me to Schieferhof! I smiled, nodded, and she drove me directly to Bernd's front door. Taxi drivers are great at reading people!

Iseeu
03-16-10, 23:04
First I was greeted at the door by the only Bernd’s provider, who for me is a definite MIdLF (do not know her name, but she looks to be in her late 40ies, quite heavy all around, long, black hair, friendly and smiling, but simply not someone I would expect to meet on the FKK scene and I have not seen her secure any sessions during my two visits
Was this girl new? I can't off the top of my head think of a girl who would fit this description. Elena (see below) might except that she's not that old to my knowledge.
She's been there for 2-3 years. Never remember her name, but she's nice to talk to and usually sessions with this one extremely large stammgaste.

Myrmidon
03-16-10, 23:34
Iseeu: Vielen Dank for your advice & tips. I will check them all out because I would like to shorten the travel time, while keeping the costs reasonable. The train site I quoted was also in English & could sell tickets. I will look into the Bahn Card as well.

Thanks for helping a fellow traveller. The 'Scotsman' has also been a great help with this project.

Previously I had commented that this was a lonely hobby. You & Angus and others are proving me hasty in my comments. Sometimes it's good to be wrong!

Myr.

P.S. Fortunately there is a De Bahn counter at the Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof to help / confirm with travel plans. Thx again.

Banaanovich
03-17-10, 01:26
Was this girl new? I can't off the top of my head think of a girl who would fit this description. Elena (see below) might except that she's not that old to my knowledge.Late 40ies may be an exaggeration, but at least 40. I think she is one of the better English-speakers, at least she was given the phone by the thekenfrau when an English-speaker called. I can't remember many details, but she has straight hair and is not very tall.



The girl with the long, dark hair and C cups: maybe she was Bulgarian Elena? She's also tall and has a fuller figure.As I recall this girl is quite tall and has sligthly curly (or wavy) long hair. Much younger, probably around 25. Average face, but gorgeous, seemingly natural tits.

And while we are at it: Is the dressed, fit blonde, who often serves at the downstairs bar, masseuse Gabi? Does she session? I have not seen any gents approaching her, but from time to time on Monday she would cup her breasts and at one point absently stroke the outside of her white panties as if feeling left out of the action.

Gfe Finder
03-17-10, 22:03
Late 40ies may be an exaggeration, but at least 40. I think she is one of the better English-speakers, at least she was given the phone by the thekenfrau when an English-speaker called. I can't remember many details, but she has straight hair and is not very tall.

I'll have to defer to other Stammkunde to identify her as I can't recall seeing anyone matching that precise description recently.



As I recall this girl is quite tall and has sligthly curly (or wavy) long hair. Much younger, probably around 25. Average face, but gorgeous, seemingly natural tits.

The last I remember, Elena had straight hair so unless she got a perm this wouldn't be her.



And while we are at it: Is the dressed, fit blonde, who often serves at the downstairs bar, masseuse Gabi? Does she session? I have not seen any gents approaching her, but from time to time on Monday she would cup her breasts and at one point absently stroke the outside of her white panties as if feeling left out of the action.

She's definitely not Gabi, who is older, dark-haired, and usually has it back in a ponytail. She's also got a white uniform on and is generally too busy giving massages to serve drinks. Gabi is not available for anything other than a massage.

Were you thinking of Alina? She sometimes tends bar, is dressed when doing so, and is available for sessions once Jessi or someone else takes over for her. Alina is tall, fit, and has short blonde hair.

Angus Magee
03-25-10, 09:23
It came through on twitter last night that Queen Katja is back, raring & ready to go.


schieferhof
Tzarin Katja.. hat heute wieder ihren ersten Arbeitstag.. Gesucht: mutige Männer die nach 3 Wochen Urlaubsruhe es wagen.. mit ihr...!!

Any news of her holidays? Iseeu?

Iseeu
04-10-10, 22:14
And while we are at it: Is the dressed, fit blonde, who often serves at the downstairs bar, masseuse Gabi? Does she session? I have not seen any gents approaching her, but from time to time on Monday she would cup her breasts and at one point absently stroke the outside of her white panties as if feeling left out of the action.
That's Alina. Works both sides of the bar...

Iseeu
04-10-10, 23:37
it came through on twitter last night that queen katja is back, raring & ready to go.

any news of her holidays? iseeu?
yes, she's definitely back, slightly more tanned and mollig from the great s. african food. more details below...

i was there the last thursday of march. although i pledged to myself to avoid dessoustag, unfortunately it was the only day all month that i could find time to visit. arrived at opening time to be met by angie at the door in a tight fitting corset. btw, i think that i’ve cleared up the confusion about the large breasted milf with long dark hair who speaks english. that would be angie. the other larger milf with the curly hair, who only seems to session with the same stammgaste, is anya.

was kinda slow for the first couple of hours with only 9 sp in play and alina behind the downstairs bar. but that improved to 16 sp by the time i left at 10 p.m.. on the roster:
alina, angie, anna, anya, dana, erika, jenny, katja, leonie, magda, mara, maria (new, 36c, dark hair, greek), rita, susan, tanya, and the young full bodied blonde who’s been there for the last couple of months.

wanted to take anna for the first session, but i was a little late in making my approach and by then she was gone, so i called magda over. she’s a mystery to me. can be really playful and friendly, very adventurous and innovative in the room, and other times, she’s cold, bitchy and lackluster in the room. she also doesn’t get along with katja and her crew so she’s taken to spend more time upstairs until katja leaves for the evening. this moodiness and inconsistent service is what leads many regulars to shy away from her and led to her short-lived retirement from the hof. we talk, cuddled and played for awhile on the upstairs couch then went off. the session was ok for a 1st session of the day, but she cut the daty short which is a great team spirit builder for me, so i chose to just plow away to completion. no sparks, and she probably won't make it back onto my dance card for awhile.

took a break and watched more sp arriving including leonie and katja. leonie looked ravishing in a white fishnet outfit which contrasted well against her dark skin, had big enough holes to allow important bits to peak through and showed off her curves really well. the last time i saw her she was on her short-lived career in oase and we had a mind-boggling session there. she told me that while she liked oase and claimed that business was ok, but there were just too many other sp with new ones arriving every day. i think that she just prefers the more homey atmosphere at the hof and she seems to have taken up as if she never really left hanging out with mara, alina and dana in her free time. we had another great session, including some special services which she assured me she only provides to her best customers.

went for a sauna, took a break and ate dinner, and by then it was katja time. called her over to where i was sitting upstairs. she bounced over with a grin and plopped herself down on me. i complimented her on her tan and asked about her vacation. she had fab time, said it was too bad that i didn't join her, is already planning a return at the end of the year and asked me to leave time free in my calendar. she feels out of her natural habitat upstairs and asked me to join her downstairs in her preferred roost. we talked for awhile, i caressed her, she caressed me, we talked some more, and then somehow she had climbed over me with her legs in the air against the wall her corsetted crotch in my face and her face down in my crotch. this was a new one and elicited a bunch of comments from the neighbors. eventually she looked up flustered and suggested we go to a zimmer. we emerged an hour and a half later disheveled, barely walking. she had come twice during our session. i didn’t. i don’t know what happened, but even in the skilled hands, mouth, and p*ssy of an expert like katja, i couldn’t pop. nada. nothing worked and she tried every trick in her substantial bag of them, which was in itself a treat and worth every eurocent. still note to self- if the expert skills of katja herself couldn’t eke out my juice, is it time to consider chemical help?

time to relax, build up fluids and prepare for my finale with mara whom i had booked for 8 p.m. maria had arrived in the late afternoon and she looked very good. we talked for awhile in english but i was mindful of my own constraints and decided to pass for next time. she’s already built up some regular clientele and seemed busy all the time.

later, i found mara sitting at the downstairs bar her feet propped up on a stool, talking with dana, alina and leonie. i sat next to her, pulled her feet into my lap, and began a foot massage to her contented sighs. the girls were in good form reminiscing about their outing the previous day to a nearby fitness club where dana had spent too much time under the sun lamp and emerged with a dark complexion that actually looked pretty fetching on her. we sat like that for a long time, mara getting goose bumps every once in awhile from my caresses, and leaning over to soulfully smooch with me. at some point she looked at me with smoldering eyes and suggested that we move to a zimmer. we went into the closest room downstairs. i dropped my towel and took off my watch and key. she stood facing the bed taking off her lingerie. i moved behind her and held her tightly, caressing her as she removed the bra. that’s how we stood for 10 minutes, swaying to our own music, feeling our bodies sliding against each other. when we lay down and began cuddling and kissing, she took my hand, and moved her panties to the side, so i could feel how wet she was.

i don’t know how many p4p sessions i have had in my mongering life. there have certainly been some memorable ones in brazil, china, thailand and london, at fkks like atlantis, babylone, villa, oase, world, lr and others and of course right there at the hof with the likes of princess, mahe, katja, leonie, svenja, luna and babsi. but i have never experienced one like this. her initial wetness from just our caressing, signaling that her guard was removed was just the beginning of what would be for me the ultimate gfe. after my previous unpopped session with katja, i was apprehensive about my own abilities which she sensed. no problems there. she normally takes quite a long time to come but this time she came pretty quickly in daty. the 2nd time for her happened with her riding me, and she came before me but continued using her muscles to ensure my own completion. while we were coming down from that, she ended up lying with her head lying towards my feet and me caressing her bun and her rear opening. i moved my fingers inside of her and found her g-spot. i slowly slid my fingers in and out, using my other hand on her rear, picking up speed to match her own urgency. she came for a 3rd time, squirting a huge amount over my hands and face. she was flustered, a little embarrassed, and wiped out. she asked "what are you doing to me?" and that we just lie there to rest, pulling the large sheet in a cocoon around us. at some point alina knocked quietly and came in to see if we were all right. mara told me that she was done for the night. so was i. there was no need to stick around since no other session could ever beat that one.

we walked back into the bar, bedraggled but content. all eyes were on us, and i spotted some looks of concern. but we were fine, shocked at what we had experienced, but fine. can it get better than this?

Angus Magee
04-11-10, 11:28
i don’t know how many p4p sessions i have had in my mongering life. there have certainly been some memorable ones in brazil, china, thailand and london, at fkks like atlantis, babylone, villa, oase, world, lr and others and of course right there at the hof with the likes of princess, mahe, katja, leonie, svenja, luna and babsi. but i have never experienced one like this. her initial wetness from just our caressing, signaling that her guard was removed was just the beginning of what would be for me the ultimate gfe. after my previous unpopped session with katja, i was apprehensive about my own abilities which she sensed. no problems there. she normally takes quite a long time to come but this time she came pretty quickly in daty. the 2nd time for her happened with her riding me, and she came before me but continued using her muscles to ensure my own completion. while we were coming down from that, she ended up lying with her head lying towards my feet and me caressing her bun and her rear opening. i moved my fingers inside of her and found her g-spot. i slowly slid my fingers in and out, using my other hand on her rear, picking up speed to match her own urgency. she came for a 3rd time, squirting a huge amount over my hands and face. she was flustered, a little embarrassed, and wiped out. she asked "what are you doing to me?" and that we just lie there to rest, pulling the large sheet in a cocoon around us. at some point alina knocked quietly and came in to see if we were all right. mara told me that she was done for the night. so was i. there was no need to stick around since no other session could ever beat that one.?

damn iseeu-that report gave me wood;)

now if you will excuse me....

am

Mambomike
04-12-10, 12:36
I didn’t. I don’t know what happened, but even in the skilled hands, mouth, and p*ssy of an expert like Katja, I couldn’t pop. Nada. Nothing worked and she tried every trick in her substantial bag of them, which was in itself a treat and worth every Eurocent. Still note to self- if the expert skills of Katja herself couldn’t eke out my juice, is it time to consider chemical help?


I can't imagine this outcome (or lack thereof) with Katja, but as in all things there may be unrecognized interactions that cause it. Unfortunately, chemicals won't help and in fact can have the opposite effect.

In any case, thanks for the great report. It really brings back some good memories and sorrow that I didn't sample Mara, too.

Marlow
04-12-10, 15:14
I think it must be luv...........

Jack Andy42
04-21-10, 03:59
Guys,

Who is the masseuse these days?

What are her days and how far does she go?

Thx

Iseeu
04-30-10, 15:54
Actually, according to their website they are currently looking for a new masseuse and need one schnell! I sure hope this doesn't mean that Sandra is leaving. Will have to check this out on the May monthly inspection scheduled for next week. Usual rota is; Sandra- Monday, Wednesday and Friday and Gabi- Tuesday and Thursday. Occasionally, one or other of the SP also offer massages.

Also from their newsletter some additional discounted entry dates (Vattertag May 14th and May 28th), a Holland theme day on June 11th and a link to a new gallery (http://bernds-saunaclub.de/hofgalerie.html) showing pics from their Karneval party. Only one decent picture there of Leonie. The rest are wearing dumb costumes, wigs and their faces are blurred out.

Rob Raunch
04-30-10, 22:46
Actually, according to their website they are currently looking for a new masseuse and need one schnell! I sure hope this doesn't mean that Sandra is leaving. Will have to check this out on the May monthly inspection scheduled for next week. Usual rota is; Sandra- Monday, Wednesday and Friday and Gabi- Tuesday and Thursday. Occasionally, one or other of the SP also offer massages.[according to Rosi] It does NOT mean Sandra is leaving. they are trying to find a masseuse to fill the gap Steffi has left behind when she returned to normal life.


showing pics from their Karneval party.

The rest are wearing dumb costumes, wigs and their faces are blurred out.
'Dumb costumes' and 'Karneval party' are probably connected to each other? [grin]

Have you seen the pictures on freiercafe.com?? [search, find, look!] you will probably like them!

Have Fun and be Good!

Boomer10
05-01-10, 11:16
Have you seen the pictures on freiercafe.com?? [search, find, look!] you will probably like them!

Here is the link:
http://freiercafe.com/showthread.php?t=3658

Kiwi 69
05-01-10, 20:19
[according to Rosi] It does NOT mean Sandra is leaving. They are trying to find a masseuse to. Have Fun and be Good!Thank God!

Iseeu
05-06-10, 02:36
Thank God!
Just back from the Hof...

Sandra is definitely still on the table...errrr, I mean on the job and isn't planning on going anywhere...

14 SP also on the job: Alina (who acts as the downstairs bar lady, but also took one regular customer of hers to a zimmer), Angie, Anna, Babsi, Dana, Dani (New, German blonde, early 30's, Very, Very hot body), Erica, Katja, Leoni, Magda, Mara, Rita, Sandi, Susan. Place wasn't very busy, but most, other than Angie, seemed to be doing a very brisk business.

In addition to Sandra, I traded fluids with what has become my regular 3: Katja, Leonie and Mara. I was hoping to also audition Dani, and also promised a session to Anna, but in both cases, we never seemd to be frei at the same time.

Connie and Edith were both in surprisingly good moods and there was a really good upbeat vibe all day in both lounges. There were also an additional 3 English speakers/ forum lurkers from England, Belgium and S. Korea.

And the breaking news story...Thursday dessoustag is officially cancelled due to the overwhelmingly negative response received from the Hof's legions of dedicated customers. Thanks to all who contributed to the email letter campaign. WE DID IT!

Gfe Finder
05-06-10, 02:53
And the breaking news story...Thursday dessoustag is officially cancelled due to the overwhelmingly negative response received from the Hof's legions of dedicated customers. Thanks to all who contributed to the email letter campaign. WE DID IT!

Gott sei dank!

Kiwi 69
05-08-10, 20:54
Just back from the Hof...

Sandra is definitely still on the table...errrr, I mean on the job and isn't planning on going anywhere...


In addition to Sandra, I traded fluids with .........................I am so jealous!

Fly Bob
05-13-10, 17:32
Now that we can breath a sigh of relief that she is still working, ... what days each week is she working?

Bun Biter
05-13-10, 18:46
Now that we can breath a sigh of relief that she is still working, ... what days each week is she working?

IIRC its Monday, Wednesday and Fridays.

BB

Mahal
05-22-10, 01:39
I drove up to the address I found in another post, the place was closed but definitely looked like a private house, with just a couple parking spots in front. I did not read the whole thread but from the website and the number of posts I expected a big FKK like World of VV. Did I perhaps go to the wrong place or is Bernd's really a small house in the middle of a village on a residential street? Thanks.

Fats
05-22-10, 02:05
Did I perhaps go to the wrong place or is Bernd's really a small house in the middle of a village on a residential street?

Yes, this house:

Travelerb69
05-22-10, 05:09
I drove up to the address I found in another post, the place was closed but definitely looked like a private house, with just a couple parking spots in front. I did not read the whole thread but from the website and the number of posts I expected a big FKK like World of VV. Did I perhaps go to the wrong place or is Bernd's really a small house in the middle of a village on a residential street? Thanks.

That`s the club, Schieferhof 28, a private house in a very residential area. First time I was there also had second thoughts about the adress. You were there probably during the weekend, they are only open Monday till Friday. Go back there, ring, a naked girl will open the door and all your doubts will be gone.

Mahal
05-22-10, 22:07
Thanks Travelerb69 and Fats for the picture and confirmation that this was the right place, I was actually there on a bank holiday and I am sure that is why it was closed. Will make sure to check out the place next time.

Ripple67
05-25-10, 13:59
Having read so many glowing reports about this club I am considering splashing out (and making a longer journey than normal) to experience the 'ultimate in FKKs'. I've done a couple of FKKs, a couple of PTs and a more than a couple of visist to Lady Marmalade in London. So have a feel for what I am getting into.
So I have three questions - what is the price of sessions at the hof? (I have scrolled many back pages without seeing anyone talk about costs - perhaps it is a case of 'if you have to ask you can't afford it').
Can one get by (and enjoy oneself) without any -but very basic -German? This has marred most of my PT / FKK visits (Having said that i do speak French, some Dutch and Spanish).
Is there are mix of ethnicities among the girls? The photos on their web site show some very attractive darker girls - but I believe these photos have been there some time now and may not reflect the current line-up.
Looking forward to pointers to help me decide upon this 'wellness' investment.
Ripple

Gfe Finder
05-25-10, 14:58
Having read so many glowing reports about this club I am considering splashing out (and making a longer journey than normal) to experience the 'ultimate in FKKs'. I've done a couple of FKKs, a couple of PTs and a more than a couple of visist to Lady Marmalade in London. So have a feel for what I am getting into.
So I have three questions - what is the price of sessions at the hof? (I have scrolled many back pages without seeing anyone talk about costs - perhaps it is a case of 'if you have to ask you can't afford it').
Can one get by (and enjoy oneself) without any -but very basic -German? This has marred most of my PT / FKK visits (Having said that i do speak French, some Dutch and Spanish).
Is there are mix of ethnicities among the girls? The photos on their web site show some very attractive darker girls - but I believe these photos have been there some time now and may not reflect the current line-up.
Looking forward to pointers to help me decide upon this 'wellness' investment.
Ripple

Ripple,

In response to your questions--

1. The price is 50 € per half hour, with anal being 50 € extra. CIM is not extra if the girl is willing to do it. Most will do it but as always this and any extras should be discussed beforehand.

2. Get by, yes. Enjoy yourself, sure. But the working language of the club is German and the clientele is mostly regulars who are local. So, the full experience of the club will require German ideally. With that said, virtually all of the girls know enough English to do business. Many of the guests do speak English as well. Only a few girls speak it fluently. Heck, one girl speaks Dutch (Mara from Holland) and a couple speak Spanish (Dana and Erika from Romania) so your other language skills could come in handy. (Mara and Dana also know English so you should be OK either way with them.)

3. The darker skinned girl you saw is Leonie from Brazil. To the best of my knowledge she is still working there. Other than her I don't know of any darker skinned girls currently there. The bulk of the girls are thus European. Someone please feel free to correct me if another girl of other than European origin has joined.

Other pointers relevant to a first-timer: compared to other FKKs this one is pretty light on facilities. It's a small and otherwise unremarkable house in a residential neighborhood. It more than makes up for this with some of the highest service levels in the world though.

Hope this helps!

Angus Magee
05-25-10, 15:24
....have a look at my October post detailing my first (and only to date) visit to Bernds. It gives a pretty good idea of what to expect and is a good read. Even if I do say so myself.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=945963&postcount=1403

AM

Italian Buz
05-28-10, 18:28
Dear All,

Here I am back I must admit that I have been around in the clubs over February March and April but due to the total lack of time cause my overwhelming activity at work I did not report about that trips I do not know if it may be helpful to report about them now but in case let me know and I will do brief reports about that winter experiences.

Back to the main issue, I have been last week 2 days and a half in NRW on the way back from a London journey of mine. From Thursday afternoon until Sunday morning when I had to take my flight back to my southern homeland.

The trip began not in the best way with me landing at DUS airport after an horrible 3 working days in London and therefore I was really tired but the simple fact of being in my usual Sixt rented car made me feel better and even stronger so that I convinced myself that I had been able to respect my program. That meant, Thursday evening in Bernds!

Even if I am a GT fan and this latter is my favorite (and almost exclusive) club, I enjoyed both in February and March a couple of half days there (an entire day is still too much for me even if I am able to talk some German and I am getting to know and being known by the girls.), I really like to visit that old fashioned club because his unique and incredibly friendly atmosphere and the unbeatable standard level of service!

So there we go, at 5pm I had a conf call with some oversea clients and at 7pm I had parked out of Bernds and was ringing the famous bell out of Schiferhof 28.

Greeted at the door by Dina, who's very good services I already enjoyed over my last visit in March, I changed, had a shower and moved to the bar to have a coffee and my usual apfelsaft.

There was Magda who recognized me and, starting from that moment, having me in her sympathy, simply made me company all time long I have been in Bernds that day!

The evening was really slow, just a very few guests and not so many girls. The girls present that I knew were Magda, Anna, Erika, Dani, Rita but except for greeting them I was all the time with Magda. We talked a lot also with the other girls and guests, also about her last trip to Thailand.

After an hour I started massaging the back of her knees and there everything started. That has to be a really sensitive spot for her because she got crazy and really wet and prohibited me to stop. We got along like that, between the jokes of the presents quite long until when around 9pm she told me she had to take a shower and then to make me "fertig"!

We always clicked Magda and I so I was more than happy to accomplish her desire, I also went upstairs, had a shower and when she arrived we closed ourself in a room. At that point the problem was that I was really, really tired. But I put all my last energies left to make sure that she enjoyed. There we go, in the room Magda was really willing and it was evident she wanted to be satisfied. We kissed each other long and then I started to go down to her luscious body until we finished with my tong on her clit. She really had her time in DATY and did not stop me at all until she came. At that point we rested a couple of minutes until she recovered and then she simply attacked my best friend with great fury. Who was I to resist such violence?

She made me "ferting", but really satisfied, in less than 10 minutes!

After we talked a bit and we were out of the room. Then I had to do a long call for working reasons so I enjoyed the mild night in the small garden and at 11pm I moved to shower, changed and left the house for my earned rest and with the perspective of what had come the day after in GT, but

All the best

ITB

Myrmidon
05-29-10, 02:29
Further to 1025672

I had visited the DB Bahn office in the Frankfurt am Main Hauptbahnhof on Wednesday to determine and book my travel arrangements to this club in Hennef, Nordrhein-Westfalen. It would be fairly simple, if not cheap. There were less costly arrangements using only the Regional trains, (68 €), but they added an hour to each direction, so I opted for the more costly ICE (Inter-City Express) trains. Train fare would be 125 €. I would travel from Frankfurt to Siegburg / Bonn on ICE and then switch to S-Bahn 12 to Hennef (Sieg). The train portion took about 1.5 hours. At Hennef (Sieg) it was easy enough to catch a taxi the rest of the way, for about 20 €.

Now, I had arrived at Hennef early, but I decided to take the taxi, (14,60 €), out to the Reuters Hotel, a block or so over from the club. Unfortunately, the Hotel was also closed. And there is nothing else in town to do. I crossed the street from the Hotel and waited in a park. For the final half hour I walked the perimeter of the town

Finally the hour arrived, (1 PM) and I paid the entrance fee of 70 €. This club is in a private residence in a residential neighbourhood. One of the comments about it is that it seems to cater more to locals than to visitors. To that end I noted that my locker was near the hot showers, while everyone else seemed to get lockers in the cooler, dryer room across the hall. The staff seemed to be very friendly. Unlike the Hessen clubs, at Bernd's the ladies do not approach you. This has it's good / bad points. On the good - you get to rest and not be pestered. On the bad, as these ladies have English as their second language, they are quite content to stay with their regulars. On this day, a couple of ladies did approach the only way they may: asking if I would like a drink. The other quirk of the club is that you pay as you leave. I had no problem with the trustworthiness of the ladies.

I was already aware that I wanted a massage by Sandra and I would be looking for Katja. So when I arrived I booked a massage and was advised I would have an hour to an hour and a half wait. I went to join the bulk of the girls in the lower bar.

Sitting in the lower bar I soon realized that it appeared to be a house custom to have public bbbj prior to moving to the zimmer. The quality of ladies was good to some very good. I think the girls had wondered about me sitting alone for so long, but I was unsure since none of the ladies seemed to speak much English & they seemed to be busy with other regulars. Not that there was no opportunity, particularly with a slim lady, short dark hair, A or B cups, quite cute who tried to catch my eye, as did Anna & Magda. Leonie was there, as well as several others. But I resisted due to language problems & as I awaited my massage. Finally the time for my massage arrived and it was great but I had asked for 1 hour and only got 30 minutes ( 25 € ). I may have missed something because I did not notice til it was done that Sandra was naked! I had not done anything because I thought it was to be just a massage, so I kept my eyes closed & enjoyed it. Sandra was very good & later surprised me with a kiss as I was leaving. After the massage though I was ready to proceed.

First I had to wait as Katja was busy with a client and then got snagged by another gent before I could interject. She was joined by Babsi for a duo with this fellow. Very entertaining to watch the two of them "work" him, taking turns kissing & bbbj. Katja even went down on Babsi for all to see prior to going to the room. I was sold... Katja is a very "earthy" woman & as she was "working" this fellow I caught her eye & she returned a smile that spoke volumes. When they had finished Katja dropped her towel next to me while she went to freshen up, I would not be denied. Her session was one of the best I have ever had: kissing very deep, velvety bbj, moans & groans, off the scale service, (cim). I actually had to stop and ensure that she had put a condom on, she was that good. I know Katja is very loud, I had heard her & Babsi giving this fellow his first ever duo, (talk about starting at the top!!) & she was quite loud with me. I took an hour & I know others were talking when this "shy" guy took their Katja for an hour, (100 € ). But I think it was much more than an hour because as we were chatting at the end, Leonie openned the door & came in til Katja dismissed her.

Tongues were wagging when we finally emerged. And they wagged again when I showered and sat next to Katja & Babsi for a couple of minutes before I nodded Babsi over. Another bbbj in public & another off the scale half hour session, ( 50 € ). Both sessions ran over time due to a good chat at end, but were correctly charged. I also learned from Babsi that there are no real "extra" charges... they do it all for one price... though it is ymmv & chemistry is very important. Both ladies did things to me I had never had before & would be pricey extras elsewhere but were on the regular menu here because we clicked. Both ladies admitted there were certain types of men they were less agreeable with, usually more aggressive, demanding men.

Anna & the little brunette both gave me knowing smiles when I came out with Babsi, obviously impressed. But I was the one who was impressed: Katja was fantastic & I had surprised myself with my best shot in 3 days! I went with Babsi so soon after because my time there was almost up ( really was up!) & I wanted her, though I did not expect to finish again so soon after the last great one. But like Ava & Heidi, Babsi is not a quitter & reached deep into her bag of tricks to get me to finish, again!! She is one kinky lady, thankfully. These two ladies were simply off the charts; that poor guy had to leave after them & will probably smile for a month or more. These were two of the best sessions this trip. I was knocked out & on top of the world. The club was very crowded now, for good reason. But it was time for me to go, or so I thought.

Total Damages: Round-trip ICE/S-Bahn train tickets - 125 €, taxi to Bernd's 14,60 €, entrance fee 70 €, massage 25€, Katja 100 €, Babsi 50 € = 384.60 €.

Then things got interesting. I had the girl at the desk call me a cab and in short order one appeared. Because of language problems with the cab driver, I showed him my train ticket while saying I wanted to go to the Hennef bahnhof. I told him I had to hurry to make my scheduled train. Because of the hour, there were not as many S-bahn trains available and I had to catch this one to make my reserved ICE connection. Therefore, I was shocked when my driver pointed out that my ticket was for one hour earlier than I thought: I had to be there right now! It turns out there was a discrepancy of 1 hour on the return trains between the ticket and my itinerary that I was looking at. I thought about waiting and catching later trains, but I was worried about what the inspectors on the ICE train would say if I was not on the train designated on my ticket. For that reason, I consented to have this driver take me to Koln, where I would catch the ICE train. This would cost me 80 €, slightly above the 20 € I had budgeted for. As it turned out, I made the train in Koln; and when I took the matter up with DB a couple of days later, they said that I could have indeed just opted for the later trains. They apologized for the error and I acknowledged that I should have read both the itinerary and the ticket. Chock one up to experience.

Total Damages: Round trip train - 125 €, Taxi in - 14,60 €, Entrance fee - 70 €, Massage - 25 €, Katja 1 hour cim 100 €, Babsi 30 min., cob - 50 €, Spl taxi out - 80 € = 464,60 €.

I know there are those who will criticize my decision to spend the extra train fare, (and then the extra cab fare). First, I felt the extra time saved on the train was worth something. Next, I also felt that I had received excellent value for the money with the services provided, so I was less concerned about the other sudden extra expense.

As for a possible missed opportunity with Sandra, all my research had indicated that the massages were, for the most part, strictly massage. Never was it mentioned that she was nude during the massage. I had my eyes closed to enjoy the experience and was not aware of her change.

Note: Katja's feet are too ticklish, while Babsi adores the attention. (Really kinky lady!!!)

Next: 1025677

Henio
05-29-10, 23:26
It had to happen sooner than later. After all these years of FKK‘ing I finally visited Bernds.

Dedalus and I arrived around 2:30 PM. Facilities are ok by me, I was expecting worse in terms of facilities by some reports of the place. Girls are really nice, staff is really nice, I can see the attractiveness of this club with its homey atmosphere and the relaxed socialising aspect. In short: I like the club

The problem is the lineup. I am not talking about the service. I think the lineup may have been unusually thin. Of the 10-12 girls that were there, there were two girls I was remotely interested in and I did sessions with them both: Leonie and Rita. Both were good sessions. I had done Leonie once at Oase and had a good session with her there.

Rita was also a very good session.

Both sessions were about 40-45 minutes, but I was only charged 50€ for each. Nice touch.

Will I visit Bernds again? Yes, I probably will if I am passing by or staying in the area. You wont find me as one of the regulars there though. I get as good sessions in other clubs, but I do acknowledge that in other clubs you have to be a bit more careful of the girl selection to get top service and the girls there may be more discriminating when it comes to the service quality. For me I need more variety of good looking girls than I found at Bernds.

We left the club around 7:30 PM and drove to World.

Excess
05-30-10, 10:25
The `Hof`s newletter ( if you wish sign up at the website) is offering FKK shoppers several `actions` for June. You can even save € 5 for every goal.

In summary, for German World Cup match days - June 18 and June 23. entry is reduced to € 50.

Each guest on the day receives a € 5 discount coupon for a future visit for each German goal. As Germany is playing Serbia and Ghana one should expect a few Rabattkartes to be given out.

And then there is Holland day June 11 party "Camping sex"; July 2 America day with BBQ and Cheerleaders.......

E.

3. Juni haben wir zu!
Fronleichnam ist ein offizieller Feiertag und ist für uns und unsere Nachbarn ein Ruhetag...

Wir belohnen Deutschlands Treffer!
Dieses Jahr ist der Juni sicherlich ein sehr besonderer Monat..
Die ganze Welt steht still.. alle Augen richten sich auf Süd-Afrika!
Die große Frage: Werden unsere Fußballer IHN nach Hause bringen?
WIR wollen auch was tun um unsere Mannschaft zu motivieren..
Also, unsere Gäste können bei uns alle Spiele verfolgen..
UND am 18/6 und 23/6 wenn unsere Mannschaft antritt haben wir WM Rabattag...nur 50€ Eintritt!
Aber es wird noch schöner: wenn unsere Elf spielt bekommt
jeder Gast für jedes von der Deutschen Elf geschossenes Tor eine 5€ RabattKarte!
Wir sind dabei... und belohnen Deutschlands Treffer!
Nächsten Monat werden wir die folgenden Partys für euch organisiert

- 11. Juni : Holländischer Tag sogar mit Wohnwagen und CampingSex!
In unsere Serie "Länder Tage" ist diesmal unser Nachbar Holland an der Reihe.
Dem Land der millionen Wohnwagen und gelben Nummernschildern hat viel
Schönes und Leckeres zu bieten!
Ihr habt bestimmt schon öfters den Namen HOLLAND! in unserem Haus gehört..
Diesmal kommt Frau Antje selber mit Gouda-Käse vorbei (anfassen erwünscht!)
aber auch Jenever, Gehaktballen nach Großmutters Rezept und VIEL mehr!
Habt ihr es schon mal in einem Wohnwagen getrieben? JETZT ist DIE Chance!

- 18. Juni : 13:30 WM Deutschland - Serbien, 50€ Eintritt und 5€ RabattKarte pro Treffer!

- 23. Juni : 20:30 WM Deutschland - Ghana, 50€ Eintritt und 5€ RabattKarte pro Treffer!

- 2. Juli : AmerikaTag LänderTag
Wir feiern Independence Day 2 Tage früher!
Amerikanische Hamburger.. Steaks vom Grill... Life-Musik ...
und jede Menge schöne willige Frauen in Cheerleader-Kostümen...
Wollten Sie nicht immer schon ein Quarterback sein?
Weshalb nennt man Amerika das Land der unbegrenzte Möglichkeiten?!
(aber selbstverständlich auch WM Viertel-Finale bei uns zu sehen!)

behalte unsere News-Seite im Auge oder folge uns auf www.twitter.com/schieferhof

Ein Kuss von euerem Hof-Team, hof-fentlich bis bald.......

Iseeu
05-30-10, 19:57
The `Hof`s newletter ( if you wish sign up at the website) is offering FKK shoppers several `actions` for June. You can even save € 5 for every goal.

In summary, for German World Cup match days - June 18 and June 23. entry is reduced to € 50.

Each guest on the day receives a € 5 discount coupon for a future visit for each German goal. As Germany is playing Serbia and Ghana one should expect a few Rabattkartes to be given out.

I noticed this too and am planning to make my monthly tour on the 23rd when I'll be rooting for Deutschland all the way while I'm busy rooting the Hof ladies!

Iseeu
05-30-10, 20:12
It had to happen sooner than later. After all these years of FKK‘ing I finally visited Bernds.

Dedalus and I arrived around 2:30 PM. Facilities are ok by me, I was expecting worse in terms of facilities by some reports of the place. Girls are really nice, staff is really nice, I can see the attractiveness of this club with its homey atmosphere and the relaxed socialising aspect. In short: I like the club

The problem is the lineup. I am not talking about the service. I think the lineup may have been unusually thin. Of the 10-12 girls that were there, there were two girls I was remotely interested in and I did sessions with them both: Leonie and Rita. Both were good sessions. I had done Leonie once at Oase and had a good session with her there.

Rita was also a very good session.

Both sessions were about 40-45 minutes, but I was only charged 50€ for each. Nice touch.

Will I visit Bernds again? Yes, I probably will if I am passing by or staying in the area. You wont find me as one of the regulars there though. I get as good sessions in other clubs, but I do acknowledge that in other clubs you have to be a bit more careful of the girl selection to get top service and the girls there may be more discriminating when it comes to the service quality. For me I need more variety of good looking girls than I found at Bernds.

We left the club around 7:30 PM and drove to World.
Would have like to be there to help guide you and Ded to the star performers, but sounds like you did OK anyway. I would have avoided Rita, especially on a 1st visit as she gives a mediocre session compared to some of the others. 10- 12 girls is a really thin lineup. There are usually about 15.

You did hit on 3 of the club's good points;
1) The friendliness, homey atmosphere and relaxed socializing the way it used to be at most of the smaller clubs. It obviously is even better when you're recognized as a regular and the staff goes out of the way to include you in the goings on.
2) They don't usually nickel and dime you on the clock-watching
3) You can be less discriminating on SP selection as you're assured of at least standard Hof service quality from any SP that has been working there for a while.

Since I'm a familiar face there to all of the staff, I accept the smaller variety of hot SP on my regular visits there because of the expectation of stellar service from the moreproven and reliable performers. It's a tradeoff that I compensate for in my visits to the larger clubs.

if there's a next time for either you or Ded let me know in advance!

Dedalus
05-30-10, 20:50
Would have like to be there to help guide you and Ded to the star performers, but sounds like you did OK anyway. I would have avoided Rita, especially on a 1st visit as she gives a mediocre session compared to some of the others. 10- 12 girls is a really thin lineup. There are usually about 15.

Hey Iseeu,

Gotta jump to Rita's defense. I'm not saying that there aren't better acts at Bernd's, but I got a very solid tumble out of her. Cute girl too. Very affectionate and has some pretty amazing oral talents.

We hit the place on a slow day. Not too lookers and while I'm sure that some of the "more seasoned" and corpulent girls are nice and might do OK a Gent with certain needs, I was at a bit of a loss of who to throw a side body block on after my Anna and Rita sessions.

No sign of some of the more popular girls mentioned here and who I have seen on other trips.

Like Henio, I enjoyed the place and would/will go again. It's off the beaten path and not exactly in my back yard, so the stars have to be aligned correctly for me to make that run.

However you should keep me posted when you are hitting the place.

Cheers,

Dedalus

Marlow
05-30-10, 21:00
Iseeu, let's face it the Hof management know as well as anyone else that Germany ain't about to score any goals in this World Cup. They are in for a whipping without Ballack.

Iseeu
05-30-10, 21:28
Gotta jump to Rita's defense. I'm not saying that there aren't better acts at Bernd's, but I got a very solid tumble out of her. Cute girl too. Very affectionate and has some pretty amazing oral talents.
IMHO (and the HO of many regulars), Rita is not a star HOF performer. She's been there for ages, which means that she has a loyal following, and has an alluring look, but I'd guess that she does far fewer zimmers than most of the other veterans there. So, if she's a mediocre seesion by HOF standards, and both you and Henio received good service from her and appreciated her skills, you can imagine what a really good HOF session can be.
I agree that it may take lowering the standard FKK optical meter, which we get alot of at some of the other popular clubs. Sadly, as we all know, the optical promise doesn't usually always deliiver the HOF service level.


However you should keep me posted when you are hitting the place. June 23rd. Come and join me in cheering for the local boys.

Iseeu
05-30-10, 21:30
Iseeu, let's face it the Hof management know as well as anyone else that Germany ain't about to score any goals in this World Cup. They are in for a whipping without Ballack.
So Rosie and the management are taking a calculated risk that they won't have to distribute too many rabatt cards? Smart marketing.
GO Deutschland!

Gfe Finder
05-30-10, 22:12
IMHO (and the HO of many regulars), Rita is not a star HOF performer. She's been there for ages, which means that she has a loyal following, and has an alluring look, but I'd guess that she does far fewer zimmers than most of the other veterans there. So, if she's a mediocre seesion by HOF standards, and both you and Henio received good service from her and appreciated her skills, you can imagine what a really good HOF session can be.
I agree that it may take lowering the standard FKK optical meter, which we get alot of at some of the other popular clubs. Sadly, as we all know, the optical promise doesn't usually always deliiver the HOF service level.

With all due respect, I must disagree with most of your assessment of Rita. In fairness I have one data point but I would certainly repeat and I have yet to find a regular guest disparage her or her service.

Keep in mind that the fact that she's lasted so long at a club full of regulars says something in and of itself. Were her service unacceptable (or even significantly below star level), she wouldn't get business as the same people with the same knowledge would decline her repeatedly to the point where she wouldn't earn anything.

These things are horribly subjective anyways but I felt that I had to chime in.

Vito Corleone
05-30-10, 22:24
Iseeu, let's face it the Hof management know as well as anyone else that Germany ain't about to score any goals in this World Cup. They are in for a whipping without Ballack.
Ballack is not the player he used to be. Coach Low or whatever his name is should have added Kevin Kuranyi (sp?) for some scoring punch.

Henio
05-31-10, 01:51
The session with Rita was on par with the session of Leonie. Both were solid and good performances. I would repeat with Rita and she did push the right buttons visually.

Marlow
05-31-10, 08:46
Ballack is not the player he used to be. Coach Low or whatever his name is should have added Kevin Kuranyi (sp?) for some scoring punch.

Our Kev had gone to play in Russia, in a huff because the coach told him he would never ever be picked for the national side after going AWOL over a girl or some such. Maybe he was at a well know establishment?

Marlow
06-01-10, 11:12
There's a lot of discussion on whether the Bernd girls are MILFs or teenies or way past it. Each to his own.....so if you want to make up your own mind and not have to squint at the Bernd webpage there is a german website that publishes pictures, and good ones at that of the crew.

Angus Magee
06-01-10, 12:38
....there is a german website that publishes pictures, and good ones at that of the crew.

Is there a link you can give us? Is this larger pic website affiliated with Bernds? Do they know & approve of its' existence? That is should we be discrete when sharing the link with folks?

Thanks

AM

Boomer10
06-02-10, 00:33
Is there a link you can give us? Is this larger pic website affiliated with Bernds? Do they know & approve of its' existence? That is should we be discrete when sharing the link with folks?

Thanks

AM

I spoke to one of the girls featured before I went to the site.

Nothing shady about the pics, it's just not well known. The pics were taken with permission.

http://www.freiercafe.com/showthread.php?t=3658

Akibono
06-02-10, 02:19
I spoke to one of the girls featured before I went to the site.

Nothing shady about the pics, it's just not well known. The pics were taken with permission.

http://www.freiercafe.com/showthread.php?t=3658


Those ages are way off. Most of those girls are well north of 30.

Boomer10
06-02-10, 03:24
Those ages are way off. Most of those girls are well north of 30.


With maybe 1 exception, the ages seem about right to me. Who cares if someone shaves a couple years off of their age. It's all fantasy anyway.

Marlow
06-02-10, 11:20
....and hands up those on ISG who tell the girls their real age. Be honest, now......I don't want to hear any more fibbing :-))

Angus Magee
06-08-10, 23:55
This popped up on twitter this evening.

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/schieferquiz.html

If you can identify the boob (who it is) and send the answer to the email address before June 18th your name will be added to the draw. The prize is a free entry.

Iseeu-you should ace this.

Ak233
06-09-10, 00:35
I have been to Bernd's once before and took two of the girls back to a room. It was a great time and that is why I hope to return next month. However, there wasn't any lesbian action during our session (although I was still a happy customer). I have taken a look at the photographs and it clearly shows some of the girls engaging in girl on girl action. Are most of the Bernds girls willing to do lesbian activity? Is this something that would be included in the standard price for each girl or would there be an upcharge like at the FKKs? Also, can any members recommend a good girl/girl combo (the Erika and Sandy photo looks hot)?

Thanks

Ak233
06-09-10, 03:38
Sorry if this is a duplicate report. Brief problem with my computer. I was at Bernd's over a year ago and had a great session with a couple of girls. I didn't know at the time if lesbian girl-on-girl was on the menu, but clearly from the recent website photos it is. I am heading back to Germany soon and would like to know if lesbian is an extra charge or if it is part of the standard 50E + 50 E cost for the girls. The photo of Erika and Sandy is hot. Any suggestions for a good lesbian combo?

Thanks

Iseeu
06-09-10, 05:18
This popped up on twitter this evening.

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/schieferquiz.html

If you can identify the boob (who it is) and send the answer to the email address before June 18th your name will be added to the draw. The prize is a free entry.

Iseeu-you should ace this.
Wait. I don't believe it! Can it be?

I think it's.... Connie's!

Dev Null
06-09-10, 07:56
I think it's.... Connie's!This one goes out for Anna.

Marlow
06-09-10, 08:16
To be frank about it Bernds offers you more variety than most any other club. You can have as many girls in the room as you want, each will cost you 50 per half hour and they will go down on each other for your benefit at no extra charge. You can have sandwich if you wish, that's if you find another man who is prepared to join you in this interesting variant - (though my experience is that two men and one girl is something most FKK guests seem to have a problem with). How much exta this costs you'll have to clear with the girl first. Anal we all know about and comes at 50 extra, actually a very good 'aufpreis' when girls in other clubs are racking it up to 100 extra. You can if that's your bag have AO, much denied by some as a Bernds myth, others refuse to talk about it and wish you not to either, but it exists and is on offer, again who does it and how much is up to you to find out.

Excess
06-09-10, 10:44
Wait. I don't believe it! Can it be?

I think it's.... Connie's!


Either you will receive a 6 month ban or a big wet kiss and profuse thanks.

Are you up for up ??? :-)

E.

Iseeu
06-10-10, 03:13
This one goes out for Anna.
Obviously- Connie's are bigger....

Euro100
06-10-10, 04:05
Obviously- Connie's are bigger....

I'll check for you on Monday :D

Gfe Finder
06-10-10, 05:48
This one goes out for Anna.

Yep. I'd recognize that perfect tan anywhere!

Gfe Finder
06-10-10, 06:17
Sorry if this is a duplicate report. Brief problem with my computer. I was at Bernd's over a year ago and had a great session with a couple of girls. I didn't know at the time if lesbian girl-on-girl was on the menu, but clearly from the recent website photos it is. I am heading back to Germany soon and would like to know if lesbian is an extra charge or if it is part of the standard 50E + 50 E cost for the girls. The photo of Erika and Sandy is hot. Any suggestions for a good lesbian combo?

Thanks


A while ago there was some discussion about the best threesomes. Here are some posts:

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These posts below mix "best threesomes" with "best of" other categories:
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I'd also like to point out that Jamilla, Debbie, Svenja, Lara, Luna, and Maya are no longer there. Lest you be discouraged, I ultimately agree with Marlow that you can't go wrong with most any set of girls.

Ak233
06-11-10, 01:44
Thanks GFEFinder.

I look forward to testing out the recommendations.

Definitely eager to get to Bernd's! Will let all know how it plays out!

Mattador
06-12-10, 18:33
...

I'd also like to point out that Jamilla, Debbie, Svenja, Lara, Luna, and Maya are no longer there. Lest you be discouraged, I ultimately agree with Marlow that you can't go wrong with most any set of girls.

Jamilla works at Yin Yang in Roermond on the German-Dutch border. Was a nice surprise to meet her there.

Gfe Finder
06-12-10, 18:58
Jamilla works at Yin Yang in Roermond on the German-Dutch border. Was a nice surprise to meet her there.

Thanks for the clarification. I had heard a couple of different places from the Rheinforum. And as long as we're on the subject, I understand (also according to the Rheinforum) that Debbie and Lara are now at Parksauna Residenz. Svenja has retired and I have no idea where Luna and Maya went.



Definitely eager to get to Bernd's! Will let all know how it plays out!

I'll look forward to reading your reports.

Boomer10
06-12-10, 21:57
Debbie and Lara are now at Parksauna.

As I was leaving, I spotted Debbie at Parksauna on 1 May.

Ericklein
06-15-10, 13:35
I will be visiting Germany again at last and I want to make the most out of it.
I'll spend two nights in Cologne area and I am renting a car. After reading the forum and making some map investigation, I suppose that this is the best place in the area (50km range). Is there another place that you think is better?
How many girls would there be on a Thursday night?

Thanks,
EK

Angus Magee
06-15-10, 14:03
I will be visiting Germany again at last and I want to make the most out of it.
I'll spend two nights in Cologne area and I am renting a car. After reading the forum and making some map investigation, I suppose that this is the best place in the area (50km range). Is there another place that you think is better?
How many girls would there be on a Thursday night?

Thanks,
EK

I do not think you can really go wrong with Bernds, that is as long as you know it is a smaller club that stresses high service over the glamour of a big club. That is it is a homey atmosphere with much more possibility of intimacy than a big club with loads of selection.

Of course another possibility would be Samya, closer into Köln. But if I had to chose between the two I would probably chose Bernds. All other things (transport, time) being equal.

As for how many women on a Thursday-I'll have to allow someone else with a better feel for the day to day flow of Bernds handle that question. A guess would be 15-20, but that is only a guess.

AM

Italy 1974
06-15-10, 16:42
As previously said by a collegue Debbie is working at ParkSauna Residenz in Lohmar, where I ahd the pleasure of fucking her last week. Lara seemed to have left ParkSauna some months ago to unknown destination.

Jamila, after few weeks at ParkSauna, is definitely working at Yin Yang in Roermond (Holland, not far from the German border) and she is one of my regulars overthere.

Maja used to work at ParkSauna as well but she seemed to be vanished.

Still missing some talents lika Agatha, Svenja and Monika.

Italy 1974

Gfe Finder
06-16-10, 00:35
As previously said by a collegue Debbie is working at ParkSauna Residenz in Lohmar, where I ahd the pleasure of fucking her last week. Lara seemed to have left ParkSauna some months ago to unknown destination.

Jamila, after few weeks at ParkSauna, is definitely working at Yin Yang in Roermond (Holland, not far from the German border) and she is one of my regulars overthere.

Maja used to work at ParkSauna as well but she seemed to be vanished.

Still missing some talents lika Agatha, Svenja and Monika.

Italy 1974

As I mentioned before, Svenja has retired according to the Rheinforum.

Monika has apparently migrated to Strassenstrich work. There's another Rheinforum report about her (c. Oct 2009) working afternoons on Geestemünderstrasse in Cologne. Whether she is still there currently I cannot say.

Ericklein
06-16-10, 09:16
I do not think you can really go wrong with Bernds, that is as long as you know it is a smaller club that stresses high service over the glamour of a big club. That is it is a homey atmosphere with much more possibility of intimacy than a big club with loads of selection.

Of course another possibility would be Samya, closer into Köln. But if I had to chose between the two I would probably chose Bernds. All other things (transport, time) being equal.

As for how many women on a Thursday-I'll have to allow someone else with a better feel for the day to day flow of Bernds handle that question. A guess would be 15-20, but that is only a guess.

AM

Thanks for the info Angus.
I visited Samya once maybe 2 years back and I was not very impressed. I will have a go in Bernds and report my findings.

EK

Australiasucks
06-16-10, 20:29
I recently paid a visit to this highly hallowed hall of pussy and tits and what I will say will be as popular as telling school kids that Santa does not exist. It was only average, the website has photos of porn star quality women, on my visit yesterday afternoon I did not see that most women were on a 6 to 7 scale.

I think I finally spotted that "Chanel" from Elsdorf that eluded me, the years and the heroin were not kind, I am pretty sure it was her, the same nose, the same skinny body, and the same mix of German and Turkish appearance. Also in this club was "Laila" of Elsdorf Babylon as well, she looked the same as I met her a few years back. Shocked to see her three times in six years. I spent time stalking the small house for something that caught my eye, there was on German and a Polish Brunette, I chose the German, I forgot the name but she is tall kind of athletic, it was pretty good service, definitely well above what I am used to in Australia, BBBJ, DATY, french but really nothing earth shaking like my old experiences in years past. I would even rank this place below Cocoon in its day in 2007, I had some memorable experiences at that establishment and sad that it was taken over by a bunch of idiots.

Fly Bob
06-21-10, 07:17
Went to Bernds on the Tuesday. Everything was running fine with a mostly full compliment of Bernd’s finest. I had a chance to talk to Babsi about changes. She said for sure that Sandra, the masseuse, is still there. She is working two long days and two short days per week. The long days she can do more sessions. Another girl, Sandi is gone.

Katja was her wonderful delightful person. After getting to know a little about her the times were just so much better.

I had a wonderful time for the day. It is always sad to leave.

Gfe Finder
06-23-10, 01:28
Went to Bernds on the Tuesday. Everything was running fine with a mostly full compliment of Bernd’s finest. I had a chance to talk to Babsi about changes. She said for sure that Sandra, the masseuse, is still there. She is working two long days and two short days per week. The long days she can do more sessions. Another girl, Sandi is gone.

Katja was her wonderful delightful person. After getting to know a little about her the times were just so much better.

I had a wonderful time for the day. It is always sad to leave.

Fly Bob,

I understood Sandra was present MWF only. Is her extra day now Thursday (I'm guessing from your report)? I also understood she was allowed to do more sessions Fridays; do you know when her other long day is?

Fly Bob
06-23-10, 21:33
Fly Bob,

I understood Sandra was present MWF only. Is her extra day now Thursday (I'm guessing from your report)? I also understood she was allowed to do more sessions Fridays; do you know when her other long day is?

I would suggest that you confirm with a phone call. I was told that she was there by Babsi. The reason she is limited some days is just that she works fewer hours.

I must say that everything was really relaxed and ran smoothly the other day. We all watched the games together and then things happened again. It was really a nice atmosphere.

Sebastiane
06-23-10, 22:01
definitely well above what I am used to in Australia, G´day mate! It is interesting to me, a Brit, that you mention that the service is not so good in Australia as I´ve been watching this show called Satisfaction which is set in a high class Aussie brothel and it seems like a really cool place for pay 4 play. What´s it really like?

Cheers,

Iseeu
06-24-10, 17:34
I was considering not responding to this post, because of this poster's history of forum abuse, but then realized that this is the same kind of pointless misinformation purportedly based on personal experience that probably never happened,that he and and his alter-ego, under which he previously posted before being banned, have periodically peppered this forum with. I know, of course, that as is also his custom, he will probably find some way to use this post to launch a personal attack on me. So be it. I leave it to this forum's readers to decide whose integrity to trust.

So after visiting yesterday and checking the facts, here they are;

I think I finally spotted that "Chanel" from Elsdorf that eluded me, the years and the heroin were not kind, I am pretty sure it was her, the same nose, the same skinny body, and the same mix of German and Turkish appearance. Also in this club was "Laila" of Elsdorf Babylon as well, she looked the same as I met her a few years back. Shocked to see her three times in six years.
There is no Chanel or Laila currently working at Bernd's, who used to work at Babylon Elsdorf. There was a Leila working there a couple of years ago who matches the general Turkish- German description, but she certainly was not there earlier this month as was written in this post. I've sessioned with both and they're not the same girl.


I spent time stalking the small house for something that caught my eye, there was on German and a Polish Brunette, I chose the German, I forgot the name but she is tall kind of athletic, it was pretty good service, definitely well above what I am used to in Australia, BBBJ, DATY, french but really nothing earth shaking like my old experiences in years past.
To the best of my knowledge, and confirmed in speaking yesterday with the thekefrau, there is no tall, kind of athletic, German working in the house. The only 2 German women on the regular roster are Babsi and Tati (new in the house), neither of whom could be even remotely described as "tall , kind of athletic".
And there also no Polish brunettes working in the house. Anna and Magda make up the current Polish contingent and both are very definitely blonde.

Another one of those mysterious phantom visits?

Mambomike
06-25-10, 02:09
So after visiting yesterday and checking the facts, here they are;

There is no Chanel or Laila currently working at Bernd's, who used to work at Babylon Elsdorf. Another one of those mysterious phantom visits?

We all know who to believe, Iseeu. By coincidense, I stumbled on Chanel at Babylon the day before I met you at Bernd's. And in contrast to AS's description, if herion and years did that to her, she must have been off the charts when he saw her.

Seated on the couch at Babylon, Chanel was one of the most beautiful women that I have seen (personal opinion, take it with a grain of salt), but I did not take her to the room or kino, because she stated that she does not DFK and DATY is not allowed. But in terms of looks, AS's description of Chanel couldn't be further from the truth.

Angus Magee
06-25-10, 09:37
Let's see-on the one hand we have AS, a suspect troll whose posts are invariably negative, full of vitriol and in the end sort of boring.

Or-Iseeu, master monger and Bernd's most regular foreign visitor.

I rest my case without having to say a word.

And incidentally-I received a rather strange PM from AS in which he proceeded to trash Bernds maybe to make sure I never again visit the Hof?

Anyway-I suggest he be added to the ignore list as his posts ad nothing to the forum but trouble and strife. Way too much of that is the world as it is.

Mhansen1
06-26-10, 15:57
Well, I would like to comment here.

I am not as experienced with the FKK clubs, only visting maybe 9 or 10 different clubs, but Bernd girls have, by far, given me most of my best FKK sessions.

Always good with the couch BJ, as you can check out the girls BJ skills. But it seems like all girls has been given the same training, as I have always received very good BBBJ's and very good sessions.

The club is also more like a small family, compared to the other clubs I have been to, where the attitude is more like, come and fuck me, so can get my payment. And this family atmosphere is what keeps me coming back.

Only bad thing about this club, is that I always spends too much money there.

So the report from AS is far from what I see there.

Bukudala
06-27-10, 16:32
I've only been to Bernd's once, May of last year, and wrote a brief report. The downside to Bernd's is well reported and needs no rehashing here. However IMHO I love Bernd's for the quality of service (pound for pound -- no pun intended, great value for money), the girls have character and are attractive (again, IMHO), does not have the commercial/circus like qualities of Palace and OASE, and is more "local."

Furthermore, I didn't feel the need to turn my radar on for the shark-like hunters so prevalent at the aforementioned clubs which is a huge plus for me.

Sure, you're not going to get the line-up one expects from Palace or OASE, but again I personally felt less like a EURO note and more like a pleasure seeking monger the old fashioned way.

Spent a lot of EURO and loved it. Miss OASE from 10 years ago, sigh.

Australiasucks
06-27-10, 20:14
I was considering not responding to this post, because of this poster's history of forum abuse, but then realized that this is the same kind of pointless misinformation purportedly based on personal experience that probably never happened,that he and and his alter-ego, under which he previously posted before being banned, have periodically peppered this forum with. I know, of course, that as is also his custom, he will probably find some way to use this post to launch a personal attack on me. So be it. I leave it to this forum's readers to decide whose integrity to trust.

So after visiting yesterday and checking the facts, here they are;

There is no Chanel or Laila currently working at Bernd's, who used to work at Babylon Elsdorf. There was a Leila working there a couple of years ago who matches the general Turkish- German description, but she certainly was not there earlier this month as was written in this post. I've sessioned with both and they're not the same girl.

To the best of my knowledge, and confirmed in speaking yesterday with the thekefrau, there is no tall, kind of athletic, German working in the house. The only 2 German women on the regular roster are Babsi and Tati (new in the house), neither of whom could be even remotely described as "tall , kind of athletic".
And there also no Polish brunettes working in the house. Anna and Magda make up the current Polish contingent and both are very definitely blonde.

Another one of those mysterious phantom visits?I visited Bernds in Schieferhof, there was a girl there who bore an unusually close resemblance to the Chanel I saw in Babylon, I am really good with faces. There was another girl who I know for certain was Laila from Babylon, she had large tits and you could see a vein crossing one of them, it was definitely her. As for the other one, I am pretty sure its Chanel, but I have not seen her since 2001, people change over that long period of time, so I making some assumptions on how she changed, but some of her features were clearly similar to the Turkish German girl I meet nearly a decade ago, but it was clear the years were not good.

I thought the club overall was a good club but nothing amazing. Maybe I am jaded. If you dine on filet mignon often enough it eventually tastes like hamburger. Naah.

Australiasucks
06-30-10, 17:00
You met Chanel recently? She might be someone else. The Chanel I am talking about is someone I met nearly 10 years ago in 2001, and from what I know she quit working at Babylon in 2001. Most women at these clubs do not use their real names, whatever name they have is merely a "stage" name. Chanel was 22 when I met her in 2001, its 2010 so she is 31 now.

London Traveller
07-04-10, 13:03
You can if that's your bag have AO, much denied by some as a Bernds myth, others refuse to talk about it and wish you not to either, but it exists and is on offer, again who does it and how much is up to you to find out.I did a google search for AO - but no luck. This is a new acronym to me - I would be most grateful for enlightenment. Many thanks.

Australiasucks
07-04-10, 16:21
Mambo, I just telephoned Babylon and spoke with the manager, there is no Chanel working at Babylon. So I am wondering when you met this Chanel, was it this year? As I said I last saw her in 2001 and there was one girl in Bernd's who bore an uncanny resemblance to her, she looks like what Chanel might look like after nearly 10 years. The girl I saw in Babylon had a slender appearance and Mediterranean complexion, with long curly dark blonde hair, just about everything about her reminded me of Chanel in 2001 except the hair, she had straight reddish brown hair in 2001, its not that hard for someone to change the appearance of their hair anyhow.

Basketcase
07-04-10, 20:37
I did a google search for AO - but no luck. This is a new acronym to me - I would be most grateful for enlightenment. Many thanks.
Dear London Traveller,

The acronym AO is a German acronym meaning "Alles Ohne" or translated into english "all without". What it means is the sexual services are done without a condom / protection or full sex bareback. I hope this now puts Marlow's comment on AO into context and is better understood for you.

There are actual clubs in Germany that specialise in providing bareback sex sessions. Do some research in the "Other FKKs" thread or in the Germany thread and you will see the reports pop up.

I put your Hessen visit reports in the Reports of Distinction thread. I was happy to do that as I really enjoyed reading your reports since you also wrote about what you thought as well as what you did.

Gfe Finder
07-04-10, 22:25
I recently paid a visit to this highly hallowed hall of pussy and tits and what I will say will be as popular as telling school kids that Santa does not exist. It was only average, the website has photos of porn star quality women, on my visit yesterday afternoon I did not see that most women were on a 6 to 7 scale.

I think I finally spotted that "Chanel" from Elsdorf that eluded me, the years and the heroin were not kind, I am pretty sure it was her, the same nose, the same skinny body, and the same mix of German and Turkish appearance. Also in this club was "Laila" of Elsdorf Babylon as well, she looked the same as I met her a few years back. Shocked to see her three times in six years. I spent time stalking the small house for something that caught my eye, there was on German and a Polish Brunette, I chose the German, I forgot the name but she is tall kind of athletic, it was pretty good service, definitely well above what I am used to in Australia, BBBJ, DATY, french but really nothing earth shaking like my old experiences in years past. I would even rank this place below Cocoon in its day in 2007, I had some memorable experiences at that establishment and sad that it was taken over by a bunch of idiots.

After a 3-day visit (reports to come), to the best of my recollection there were no tall, athletic, German brunettes there and no guest, girl or staff member remembers any working there recently.

There is a new girl at Bernds of partial Turkish origin, but she is early-mid 20s so she's probably not the "Chanel" of whom you speak. I can't imagine anyone else even approximately meeting the description you gave.

The Polish brunette you saw may have been the extremely popular Natalie. You didn't report going with her but so many guests did one day that I never saw her idle on the couch. Only in the room, or coming to or going from one.

Marlow
07-05-10, 13:51
I can understand Australiasucks point that Bernds ain't what it used to be.
I think even the management know this is the case, and are trying hard to drum up trade with newsletters and special days/offers.
But Bernds was never and 'optik fick' club. It was always women of a certain age who do the full nine yards.
Comparing it to the old Cocoon is perhaps a little harsh.
The lesson to learn I think is that over gilding reports, on any club, obeys the law of diminishing returns - fewer and fewer people believe you.
If anything Australiasucks' remarks are a sign if not a call for more balanced reporting and less of the 'Debussy etude No 69'.

Rob Raunch
07-05-10, 16:37
I was there on HollandDay (June 11th) and I was there on AmericaDay (July 2nd) an I had a blast!

(pitty I can't be there on ItalyDay August 13th)

On July 2nd. There were 17 girls and the Club was filled with men (but not over-filled, everybody had a locker so no more than 30)

They even had a live music-performer (a regular monger which was really good!), the girls were in Cheerleader-outfits and there was good and plenty food.

You are right about the facts: They don't have a swimmingpool, they don't have 3 saunas. They don't have a big restaurant with a TV-chef (although the burgers and steaks on AmericaDay were Grilled by THE Chef.they were VERY good)

They don't have golden faucets (hell, they only have 1 toilet in the whole club!)

They don't have lots of things that other Clubs do have!

BUT they have what I consider the best Girl-team in the German Clubscene!

I have heard some men complain about the looks of the girls; if you cannot get it up with Leoni, Anna, Magda, Nathali, Sandy etc. Go visit a Doctor asap!

(no, they are not 18 but 26 or 24. I don't want a teeny, I want a woman!)

For long the women at Bernds make up for the lack of 'infrastructure' and 'between-session-entertainment' and men like it! Keep comming back

(I myself for the last 6 years now! I drive more than 300km one-way!)

I have met a few of the names from this forum there (but more from the local forums) and it seems we all agree!

Now, taste=subjective!

Some of you like BIG Clubs, some of you like small Clubs.

I am very (VERY) happy we all have different taste because we would all like 1 (one) girl in the Club and the poor girl would not get any rest (LOL)

I was at Golden Time in Brüggen 2 weeks ago (after 3 years of going to other clubs) NOTHING new!

It was massive. There was a stampede when the grill started giving out food. The girls were distant and the sex was below average (I'm sorry but it was)

The parkinglot was so full we had to park at the Zoo (okay, a 15 seconds drive in the Hummer was provided but pfffff)

Yes! There were at least 70 or 80 girls that day, but also 250 men!

YEAH! They had 3 (three) toilets for the men.

I did not like it (although there must be something good because all these men were there!)

I really think that Bernds is something exceptional in the Club-jungle;

If one is a beginner Bernds is good because there are no 'sharks', no women that will try to trick you out of your money.

But if you visit them more often they (the girls) will get more familiar with you and the performance will even double or triple in quality.

They don't watch the clock like in other Clubs ('sorry 33 minutes, you pay 1 hour! '- NOT!), certain upsells are included in the service (at a girls discretion).

These beatifull creatures ALL know how to make mindblowing sex! (I have had some bad sex in my days, just not at Bernds!)

There is only one type of monger which I would discourage to go there; if your to shy to make (eye)-contact with the girls!

Bernds-women are waiting for the men to make the first step. (okay, they will occasionally ask you if you would like something to drink, but thats IT!)

If you don't make that first step, they won't either!

Its simple:

If your comming to the Clubs for the food? Goto Residenz,

If you you like to lay in the sunny garden all day? Golden Time or Villa Vertigo,

If you like an indoor pool? Acapulco,

If you like unlimited 'plastic-sex' with Romanian girls? Goto a flatrate-club

But if you are like me and like mindblowing sex with goodlooking women (NOT Barbies) I recommend Bernds.

Just my 2 cents, Rob (hows that for balance?!)

Iseeu
07-06-10, 02:27
I have heard some men complain about the looks of the girls; if you cannot get it up with Leoni, Anna, Magda, Nathali, Sandy etc. Go visit a Doctor asap!

(no, they are not 18 but 26 or 24. I don't want a teeny, I want a woman!)

For long the women at Bernds make up for the lack of 'infrastructure' and 'between-session-entertainment' and men like it! Keep comming back

(I myself for the last 6 years now! I drive more than 300km one-way!)

I have met a few of the names from this forum there (but more from the local forums) and it seems we all agree!


I really think that Bernds is something exceptional in the Club-jungle;

If one is a beginner Bernds is good because there are no 'sharks', no women that will try to trick you out of your money.

But if you visit them more often they (the girls) will get more familiar with you and the performance will even double or triple in quality.

They don't watch the clock like in other Clubs ('sorry 33 minutes, you pay 1 hour! '- NOT!), certain upsells are included in the service (at a girls discretion).

These beatifull creatures ALL know how to make mindblowing sex! (I have had some bad sex in my days, just not at Bernds!)


Its simple:

If your comming to the Clubs for the food? Goto Residenz,

If you you like to lay in the sunny garden all day? Golden Time or Villa Vertigo,

If you like an indoor pool? Acapulco,

If you like unlimited 'plastic-sex' with Romanian girls? Goto a flatrate-club

But if you are like me and like mindblowing sex with goodlooking women (NOT Barbies) I recommend Bernds.

Just my 2 cents, Rob (hows that for balance?!)
Rob, my friend,
Have to say, I couldn't agree more with every point written here. And I keep coming back from more than 5000 miles each way.:D

Marlow, my friend,
There's a good reason that there isn't more balanced reporting here about the Hof. Simply, those of us who regularly visit and report here, universally have a great time. We could lie and write differently. But as Rob has written, I've also had bad sessions at FKK clubs, just almost never at Bernd's. And when a session has been less than what I've come to expect as a recognized Hof customer, I've written about it. It just hasn't happened very often. I do agree, that it has lost something over the years, but that's mostly due to the slowdown in business which can be attributed to a variety of factors;
a plethora of competitors in nicer locations,
a younger generation of mongers who are perhaps less appreciative of the genuine service ethos, seek the Barbie of their fantasies, and are looking for a more Disneyfied experience,
the aging process of their loyal clientele,
and a sluggish local economy that shows few signs of immediate recovery.

Despite this, it keeps providing its stellar product without the distractions, dissonance and even drama often encountered in the more popular clubs.

My own balanced report of my last visit, which will describe a club visit replete with unique vignettes, in between session entertainment and quality mind-blowing sex, the sum of which could never have happened at any other club, should be posted as soon as I finish "over gilding" it. I'm having some trouble finishing as I keep needing to take gilding breaks. LOL

Iseeu
07-06-10, 04:57
I have never really appreciated that cacophonous sound before until……

DATELINE:Tuesday, June 23rd, Lichtenberg (Sieg), Germany, date of the Germany- Ghana game.

Great vibe in the Hof, although, even with the discounted entry, there weren't a lot of customers; probably 12 -15 at its peak and that number significantly dwindled by the time the game was broadcast.
I arrived at around 4 p.m. after driving up from FRA. They were barbecuing in the back, decorated the house with the home team’s colors, and had the games showing on a big screen TV outside and projecting on the screen in the open play room downstairs. Some of the SP were even wrapping the home colors around their naked bodies. ( I think that the US constitution forbids a similar use with our colors. If it does, Congress should immediately pass an amendment to change it, since the Founding Fathers could never have foreseeen the increased patriotic pride that this generates.)

13 women to help cheer for the home team; Angie, Anna, Babsi, Dana, Erika, Francesca (new, Romanian, mid 20's, dark hair, tall, very slender, A cups), Katja, Leonie, Magda, Mara, Natalie, Rita, Sara (new, Croatian, slender, short blonde hair. late 20's, A cups), and Tati (new, German, blonde, tanned, early 30's, B cups). And, there was Alina, who was showing a little belly and a lot of p*ssy under her sans panties short short skirt, behind the downstairs bar.

Despite a promise I had made to her, due to bad timing, I never sessioned with Anna on my last visit, and keeping my word, I chose her for my first session, even though Sandra was standing at the bar and available for to provide her special massage services. After smooching for 10 minutes, and the requisite Hof couch BJ while my fingers gauged the levels of her vaginal fluids, we found an empty room. And although, we figured out that it's probably been more than 2 years since we last sessioned, she remembered my own personal predilection, and just stretched out on the bed, put her hands behind her head and motioned for me, to continue her fluid check with my tongue. Gazing at this beautiful woman as she lay stretched out in the thralls of pleasure was worth the price of admission. Needless to say, she returned the favor and after a couple of different positions (including her on her back, her back curved up so that her groin was up in the air, and me half- standing on the bed, plowing down), she pulled off the condom, and took me back in her mouth until I let go with a solid shot. Great performance. Not going to wait 2 more years till the next time, that’s for sure. GOOOOOOOALLLLLL!

Showered, and went outside to watch the 1st half of the England vs. Slovenia game with a very vocal Magda (who is a passionate fusball fan along with her other more well known passions) and then went back downstairs. As soon as I plod down the stairs, Katja, who was in a room while Anna and I were doing our downstairs couch routine and hadn’t seen me yet, greets me huge smile motioning me over for a deep kiss and hug. We sat and talked for awhile snuggling together and caressing each other. After awhile she says. “So xxxxx. I really hope that you’re ready now to lick my p*ssy” Now I'm in a quandary. At that moment in time, I was intent on watching the 2nd half of the England vs. Slovenia game. Really. Don’t ask me why, but with a voluptuously naked sex goddess begging me to go down on her, I said “No, I’m going to watch the game.”, and got up and walked away. She was incredulous, and as she later told me, also furious that I would turn away from her to go to watch a bunch of not particularly attractive men in shorts chase after a ball in a game, in which I, in normal days, would have little interest. She was even more furious with me because of what would next transpire.

As, I looked into the open playroom where the game was being projected, Leonie and Dana were on the couch watching the game, so I basically plopped myself down between them to their amusement. Now, dear readers, you may find this hard to believe, but really my intentions were pure- to just watch the game between 2 naked women. And I did, for awhile. Of course with legs, arms and other body parts all tangled amongst us, but I did watch the game. And I have to say, that this was a pretty good way to get through the slow patches of a not particularly inspiring match, From time to time, I also turned around to find Katja’s eyes bearing down on me, expressing her displeasure with my choice. From time to time we kibitzed about which team would win the World Cup, with Leonie advocating Brazil’s chances, Dana declaring for Germany and myself, proposing with a straight face, that the good ole US of A was going all the way,

That must have given them an idea. Now, I’m not sure if it was in the 51st minute or perhaps the 61st minute, but by that time, they were committing a host of yellow flag fouls on me which were raising all sorts of red flags about my ability to actually concentrate on the game. After about 15 minutes of fondling, Dana kneeled on the floor and began practicing her headers, while Leonie leaned over and began smooching with me and then raised herself off the couch to move her nipples into my mouth. This was nice, although I was feeling Katja’s eyes boring into the back of my head even more. At some point Dana took my whistle out of her mouth to ask if I wanted to go with both of them into a room. Now, I’m generally not a big fan of 2 girl sessions, unless, I know for a fact that the 2 girls are into each other and unless it’s in Bernd’s. Well, I did know, that the 2 of them have become close chums since Leonie’s return to the Hof, and in the spirit of full disclosure (just don’t disclose this to Katja!), when I plopped myself down between them this thought had been in my mind. Leonie has been a regular session for me for a couple of years and we’re very good together. I had been with Dana once a couple of months after she began working and it wasn’t sensational but, we’ve had a good joking rapport since then, and I had learned that she’s a fun person. The comraderie and warmth between them is obvious, and I have been in 3 person sessions with Leonie before and know that she is bi, so this was a no-brainer. Dana smiled and went back to her headers, while Leonie cuddled up to me and we tried to watch the game. At some stoppage in the action, I whistled for Dana to stop, pointed over to Leonie’s spread legs and suggested that she practice a little on the Brazilian goal. She happily slid over and dove in, while I distracted the Brazilian keeper. I was right. They were into each other and had some practice matches under their belts. This was going to be good.

It was sensational, probably the wildest, most no holds barred, or should I say no holes barred, session I’ve had in a long while. We began with Dana spread out on the bed, Leonie licking away between her legs, and me doing the honors to Leonie’s beautiful bunda and adjacent areas. Leonie brought her close, but when she laid down next to Dana, and they began making out and playing with each other’s breasts, it was left to me to come in as a late substitution to seal the deal. Dana came with a long extended shriek, enclosing my head between her tightly clenched legs. When she relaxed and let me up for air, I found Leonie’s legs right there, and slowly licked myself up until I found her goal post unattended. Finished the deal there too, with some help from Dana. It was my turn. They did the mutual sucking, took turns rimming me, switched between squatting over my face or squatting between my thighs, and generally did to me whatever their little dirty minds could think of. I was in bliss. In penalty time, they took turns riding me, a couple of times and I came with Dana on top of me on her 3rd rotation in that position while Leonie sucked on my balls with her finger up my anus. WOW! We lay exhausted for a long while after that. None of us wanted to move. Dana brought us drinks, bringing the news that both England and the US had advanced, and we smoked. Dana could not get over how hot the sex was. Afterwards, and all through the day, she kept coming back to me to kiss, hug and tell me how much she enjoyed it. A new member of the Iseeu fan club. GOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLL!

After showering, I found the BBQ in full swing. I wasn’t that hungry and anyway rarely have heavy dinners while in the pursuit of happiness. But every few minutes one of the girls would come over and make sure that I knew to go out to the back to eat. Even Edith (thekefrau) and then Rosie (the owner) made a point of inviting me out to the back. Eventually, I joined them sharing the table with Mara, Babsi and Tati. I ate quickly, and ran down to mend fences with Katja, hoping to squeeze her in before the 2nd game would start. I managed in regulation time, finishing right at the whistle. She was happy, we cooed and made up, and all was forgiven. What a complex woman. But, I recognize, the possessiveness of the mother bird protecting her nest. Some independence will ween her of it. GOOOOOOOOOALLLLL!

Made it back to the screening room, only to find my previous perch taken by another gaste sitting next to Leonie with Mara in her Holland cap on her other side. Dana and Magda were lounging on the platform mattress so I joined them there, rather than going back out to the lounge to watch through the open windows with everyone else. Magda, despite her Polish origins, is a die hard fan of the German team (of course Close, Podolski and someone else are actually Polish she said) and was very verbal and physical in her praise or disdain for what was transpiring on the screen. There was some good natured groping and touching going on, but not enough to diminish from our concentration on rooting for the home squad. I, of course, had ulterior motives. Every time, something good or bad happened in the game, Magda, Dana, Leonie and the others would jump up and down and otherwise jiggle and move multiple body parts. Have to say, that there is something incredibly sexy about a beautiful naked woman, engrossed in watching a sporting event cussing and swearing like any other sports fan. And, it’s incredibly sexy to watch that sporting event, with a room full of them, unconsciously sitting with legs splayed, bodies in relax mode, occasionally stroking or touching this body part or that. And of course, another ulterior motive; for every goal that Germany would score we’d get a discount card from the Hof management worth 5 Euro off of our next visit. Great motivator. I was cheering and rooting like I’d been ein Berliner all my life. GO Deutschland!

After we all celebrated Germany’s victory with a round of drinks in the upstairs bar, with Magda serving as toastmaster, I continued the celebration with Mara whom I had reserved for the post game time until closing. She found me at the downstairs bar and snuggled up to me while we talked. After awhile, I suggested that we go sit somewhere, so we went back to the couch in the open play room. Eventually, I was lying down on the couch with her p*ssy in my face and her licking my balls. I asked her to lie down on the couch with her legs hanging over the edge so I could kneel on the floor and lick her like Dana had previously done to Leonie and I. Whwen she started to quiver, she suggested that we go to a zimmer. The 3 doors were closed downstairs, so she dimmed the lights in the open playroom and we stretched out on the platform mattress where just shortly before we had watched the game. There, with just the dim light coming from the quiet lounge, we had incredible, mind-blowing (source: Rob Raunch) sex, losing all track of the time, and I shot for goal just as Alina came in to tell us that it was past midnight, everyone else had left except Anna who was waiting for her ride home with Mara, and Edith and she would like to close up and go home. GOOOOOOOOALLLLLL!

I ran to shower and while I dressed, Mara came to talk with me dressed for the ride home in tight thigh length pants and an open vest with nothing on underneath. I cashed out, but despite my 4 incredible shots on goal, only received 1 WM Rabatt Card (valid until September) since, Germany had only scored once, saving their 4 goal outbursts for their successive games against the UK and Argentina. Anna and Mara escorted me to the door, dressed to kill. We kissed. I left. An incredible, unique and memorable day, one, which I dare say, could never have happened in any other club.

Sometimes, all that glitters is actually gold...

P.S. How’s that for balanced reporting?

Angus Magee
07-06-10, 09:34
How’s that for balanced reporting?

I am not sure I can say how balanced it is but it gave me wood ;)

But then pretty much any mention of Leonie gives me wood. Oh dear I do hope that she remembers me fondly when I eventually make it back to Bernds for a return engagement.

But who would be first-Leonie or Katja? There is a quandary that might only be solved with a duo session.

It goes without saying that this report goes straight to the RofD thread

Thanks Iseeu for one of your always entertaining reports.

AM

Australiasucks
07-06-10, 23:24
I thought the service I received and the overall atmosphere of the club was excellent, the only thing was that I thought most of the women were just average or above average, there were no real knockouts as I have seen in previous years at other establishments.

I guess that girl in Bernd's was not Chanel but had a close resemblance. Mambo said he ran into the Chanel at Babylon, I am now kicking myself for not stopping by that place.

Marlow
07-07-10, 16:21
.........Is what I am on about. Making the ordinary sound cosmic and the repetitive unique.
Now if somebody was to illuminate for me sexual encounters of the third kind, or even the fourth or take paysex to the fifth dimension then I would salute a true explorer with wonderous tales to tell around the forum camp fire.

George Bickham
07-07-10, 21:51
A few months ago this thread was full of dire speculation about the imminent demise of Bernds, due in part to the sudden departures of a whole series of 'stars', including Leonie, Djamilla, Debbie, Svenja and Maya.

As it has turned out, Bernds has survived, has updated itself a bit and also refocussed back on what it does best. Top quality service from a mix of long-term SPs and a stream of new arrivals who either become the next generation of starlets or don't make it and move on. I would say that the girls are on average a bit older and fatter than 10 years ago when I first started visiting, but when I look back at what I thought at the time, I was always balancing the lower level of eye candy at Bernds with the far superior service compared to say Atlantis (of blessed memory). So perhaps nothing changes.

A recent visit to Bernds saw Mara and Katja continuing to serve up a steady, consistent service; Leonie back and looking stunning as before; plus the usual mix of hopefuls and new joiners. For me, two of the newer starlets stand out for me (or rather, I stand out for them) and deserve a bit more attention than they normally get on this thread, because of the excellent service that they provide.

First up is Jenny, a small, pneumatic blonde who is always smiling. She is bubbly to talk to, gives a really good deep BBBJ and works ahrd in the room. My last session with her ended with an enthusiastic CIM. I've also seen her do what looks like a pretty exciting two girl with Dana.

Second is Nathalie, back a few months ago after retiring for a year to do a more 'normal' job. She's slender and attarctive with an elfin face, jet black hair and pendulous tits. IMHO she gives one of the most complete GFE of any of the Bernds regulars, with lots of deep kissing and a gentle experince in the room, she hasn't even had a mention on this site for a whiele. She has a sensuous couch technique, a good deep BBBJ and deserves a wider audience. Treat her well and you will get an enthusiastic response.

I can't wait to get back, and hope that other visitors will post on some of the newer SPs as well as the world-renowned stars like Katja and Mara.

Excess
07-08-10, 15:03
GOOOOOOOOOALLLLL!
P.S. How’s that for balanced reporting?

Classic.

Many thanks for a highly entertaining and comprehensive narrative on what was clearly a day at the `Hof when Inspector Iseeu was on his best and most devastating form. The ladies were not doing badly either, it seems.

Riveting and must reading for those wondering what a top day at Bernd`s can be like. <Insert YMMV> Let`s call it another ho-hum day for Inspector Iseeu while he goes about his duties since there is only limited room at the Inn and we don`t want the place to be overloaded with visiting Firemen with their hoses.

E.

Eric Cartman
07-09-10, 01:15
Headed down to Bernd's today. Was around 6pm when we left Koln, which was a big mistake. Tons of traffic Koln to Bonn, very slow. Got to Bernd's around 7pm.

I'd read a lot here about how the Bernd's ladies are "MILFY" but give exceptional service. I'm all for exceptional service and GFEs, so I was very eager to go there and basically dragged my buddy with me. I cannot stress this enough. I went in with high expectations and optimism.

I have to say, I was pretty disappointed in the looks-quality of the women at Bernd's. "MILFY" to me means porn stars like Francesca Le and Lisa Ann. Who still are lithe, tight-bodied performers even if they're 40+. Many of the Bernd's ladies today (7pm on a Thursday) were somewhat chub-chub, with saggy tits and bottoms. Hey, if that's your thing more power to you - get your freak on! It's just not mine.

(By the way, my buddy said his girl told him Bernd's had been in that spot/house for 60 years ... to which he jokingly asked "And have you been here the whole time?" lol. zing! just to give you a sense that these are definitely not the 20-25 y.o. chicks you see at other FKKs, or tight-bodied like them).

If anyone can explain why Bernd's charges 70 Eur entry (vs. 50 for other FKKs) that would be great. I didn't see the benefit in the facilities or the girls or the food. Basically it's a decent-sized house on a street of private houses. It has at least 3 levels -- basement level with bar / couches and some rooms / showers, ground floor level with showers/lockers, bar, lounge area, small dining area, and small outdoor backyard (which had nobody in it at 7pm on a warm summer day! crazy!), and upstairs rooms and the massage room.

My friend grabbed a Romanian slim girl with short black hair and she started making out with him on the downstairs couches. We watched some old dude get blown down there too -- fun times.

I had seen a slim dark-haired girl with two tramp-stamp tattoos on her back -- one on her lower back and one over her shoulders. Finally, after she disappeared for a while, she popped back into the main bar and I caught her eye. Her name is Erika from Romania. I tried to explain I hadn't had much luck with Romanian girls, that they didn't have much passion. She disagreed and showed me with some nice DFK in the lounge. I asked if she could suck deep and she said yes and showed me on my soft unit right there in the lounge. Turns out she speaks Spanish after 3 years in Spain, but her English is not that great. So we started talking in Spanish and suddenly I could understand her 10x better. We headed off to the room downstairs right behind the lockers.

Decent but not deep-throat BBBJ. Then standing doggy where she just pulled her panties aside. Then onto the bed for some cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (sitting), and reverse cowgirl with her leaning forward away from me -- very nice. She started fingering her own butthole while doing that, which was nice too. But something was missing. I don't know if I just wasn't that attracted to her (she had somewhat flappy tits), but I just sort of petered out and didn't see the point in finishing. We sat on the bed a few minutes and then I just excused myself. I stretched on the way out and she recommended a massage for 25 Eur. I'm like, Sure! So she introduced me to the masseuse.

Masseuse was an older German woman (55+?). Took me upstairs and really gave me a strong massage focusing on all the spots I indicated, and stretching me out. Didn't speak a lick of English or Spanish. Hard to communicate, but she was great. Best 25 Eur. spent. Tipped her 10 Eur for doing such a great job.

By this point my buddy was done as well and we both were not inclined to stay around, being unimpressed by the selection and the performance of our respective choices. So we decided to head out and try somewhere different. GPS said FKK World was 113KM away, so instead we decided to return to Koln and Samya. See that thread for my 2nd Samya report.

-Cartman

Gfe Finder
07-09-10, 02:30
Cartman,

Thank you for taking the time to report back so quickly in this (and other) threads on your impressions as a first time FKKer.



Headed down to Bernd's today. Was around 6pm when we left Koln, which was a big mistake. Tons of traffic Koln to Bonn, very slow. Got to Bernd's around 7pm.

I'd read a lot here about how the Bernd's ladies are "MILFY" but give exceptional service. I'm all for exceptional service and GFEs, so I was very eager to go there and basically dragged my buddy with me. I cannot stress this enough. I went in with high expectations and optimism.

I have to say, I was pretty disappointed in the looks-quality of the women at Bernd's. "MILFY" to me means porn stars like Francesca Le and Lisa Ann. Who still are lithe, tight-bodied performers even if they're 40+. Many of the Bernd's ladies today (7pm on a Thursday) were somewhat chub-chub, with saggy tits and bottoms. Hey, if that's your thing more power to you - get your freak on! It's just not mine.

I fear that the praise we long-timers heap on this club may have built your expectations in the wrong way. It used to be said here that FKKers had to work their way to this club, and there's a reason for that. You can find beauty contest winners here (Anna, Sandy, and Suzan come to mind off the top of my head; there may be others) but the club's specialty always has been and probably always will be service.



(By the way, my buddy said his girl told him Bernd's had been in that spot/house for 60 years ... to which he jokingly asked "And have you been here the whole time?" lol. zing! just to give you a sense that these are definitely not the 20-25 y.o. chicks you see at other FKKs, or tight-bodied like them).

The house may have been there 60 years but as a club it's been going since the early 80's. Since it was the first FKK this is why it's called the Mutter aller Clubs (Mother of all clubs.)

As for the girls, I understand that the vast majority are in their 20s. Not 20-25, but still <30.


If anyone can explain why Bernd's charges 70 Eur entry (vs. 50 for other FKKs) that would be great. I didn't see the benefit in the facilities or the girls or the food. Basically it's a decent-sized house on a street of private houses. It has at least 3 levels -- basement level with bar / couches and some rooms / showers, ground floor level with showers/lockers, bar, lounge area, small dining area, and small outdoor backyard (which had nobody in it at 7pm on a warm summer day! crazy!), and upstairs rooms and the massage room.

I can. You actually missed the opportunity for a discounted entry by 1 hour (as of 8PM the price drops to 50 €.) I had one frequent customer explain to me that the high price is intended to keep out the Riff-Raff and thus to maintain the unique atmosphere.

Also, the lack of facilities leaves you with few other options besides talking with the girls, staff, and other customers. I've noticed this is one of the few where extended conversations and foreplay with the girls is OK. Try to string a Palace girl along in conversation for 10 minutes (or even 10 seconds, for that matter!)

For a first timer (especially with no German), this can be quite daunting. If you learn the language, and get to know the people there better, conversation with them is a more feasible option.


My friend grabbed a Romanian slim girl with short black hair and she started making out with him on the downstairs couches. We watched some old dude get blown down there too -- fun times.

I had seen a slim dark-haired girl with two tramp-stamp tattoos on her back -- one on her lower back and one over her shoulders. Finally, after she disappeared for a while, she popped back into the main bar and I caught her eye. Her name is Erika from Romania. I tried to explain I hadn't had much luck with Romanian girls, that they didn't have much passion. She disagreed and showed me with some nice DFK in the lounge. I asked if she could suck deep and she said yes and showed me on my soft unit right there in the lounge. Turns out she speaks Spanish after 3 years in Spain, but her English is not that great. So we started talking in Spanish and suddenly I could understand her 10x better. We headed off to the room downstairs right behind the lockers.

Decent but not deep-throat BBBJ. Then standing doggy where she just pulled her panties aside. Then onto the bed for some cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (sitting), and reverse cowgirl with her leaning forward away from me -- very nice. She started fingering her own butthole while doing that, which was nice too. But something was missing. I don't know if I just wasn't that attracted to her (she had somewhat flappy tits), but I just sort of petered out and didn't see the point in finishing.

Hmm.... When I was there last week I ran into a first timer who went with Erika and couldn't get enough. (She can be wild and energetic, as you know.) YMMV, as always.



We sat on the bed a few minutes and then I just excused myself. I stretched on the way out and she recommended a massage for 25 Eur. I'm like, Sure! So she introduced me to the masseuse.

Masseuse was an older German woman (55+?). Took me upstairs and really gave me a strong massage focusing on all the spots I indicated, and stretching me out. Didn't speak a lick of English or Spanish. Hard to communicate, but she was great. Best 25 Eur. spent. Tipped her 10 Eur for doing such a great job.

That's Gabi, and yes, she gets and merits high praise for her good work.


By this point my buddy was done as well and we both were not inclined to stay around, being unimpressed by the selection and the performance of our respective choices. So we decided to head out and try somewhere different. GPS said FKK World was 113KM away, so instead we decided to return to Koln and Samya. See that thread for my 2nd Samya report.

-Cartman

Fair enough.

My pleas may fall on deaf ears, but I'll try anyway: if you're prepared to invest in a few visits (and if you are looking for something specific I or any other Stammkunde frequent posters can help you), the girls will open up to you (they know you'll come back and bring out an even better "A" game) and you'll start to understand the appeal of this club. It's become like a "home away from home" for me.

In fact, I prefer the high service level, relaxed atmosphere (as opposed to the Hessen 3 where I got almost constantly hassled), ample food and drink, non-rushed sessions (again, try and get a Hessen 3 girl to round down or management to side with you on this) and familiar crowd. It makes each visit more comforting.

I won't pretend that my take on this club is correct or even necessarily common. I'm openly biased and I do thank you and other first-time posters for sharing your perspective.

Australiasucks
07-09-10, 04:28
Headed down to Bernd's today. Was around 6pm when we left Koln, which was a big mistake. Tons of traffic Koln to Bonn, very slow. Got to Bernd's around 7pm.

I'd read a lot here about how the Bernd's ladies are "MILFY" but give exceptional service. I'm all for exceptional service and GFEs, so I was very eager to go there and basically dragged my buddy with me. I cannot stress this enough. I went in with high expectations and optimism.

I have to say, I was pretty disappointed in the looks-quality of the women at Bernd's. "MILFY" to me means porn stars like Francesca Le and Lisa Ann. Who still are lithe, tight-bodied performers even if they're 40+. Many of the Bernd's ladies today (7pm on a Thursday) were somewhat chub-chub, with saggy tits and bottoms. Hey, if that's your thing more power to you. Get your freak on! It's just not mine.

(By the way, my buddy said his girl told him Bernd's had been in that spot/house for 60 years. To which he jokingly asked "And have you been here the whole time? " LOL. Zing! Just to give you a sense that these are definitely not the 20-25 year old chicks you see at other FKKs, or tight-bodied like them).

If anyone can explain why Bernd's charges 70 Eur entry (vs. 50 for other FKKs) that would be great. I didn't see the benefit in the facilities or the girls or the food. Basically it's a decent-sized house on a street of private houses. It has at least 3 levels. Basement level with bar / couches and some rooms / showers, ground floor level with showers/lockers, bar, lounge area, small dining area, and small outdoor backyard (which had nobody in it at 7pm on a warm summer day! Crazy!), and upstairs rooms and the massage room.

My friend grabbed a Romanian slim girl with short black hair and she started making out with him on the downstairs couches. We watched some old dude get blown down there too. Fun times.

I had seen a slim dark-haired girl with two tramp-stamp tattoos on her back. One on her lower back and one over her shoulders. Finally, after she disappeared for a while, she popped back into the main bar and I caught her eye. Her name is Erika from Romania. I tried to explain I hadn't had much luck with Romanian girls, that they didn't have much passion. She disagreed and showed me with some nice DFK in the lounge. I asked if she could suck deep and she said yes and showed me on my soft unit right there in the lounge. Turns out she speaks Spanish after 3 years in Spain, but her English is not that great. So we started talking in Spanish and suddenly I could understand her 10x better. We headed off to the room downstairs right behind the lockers.

Decent but not deep-throat BBBJ. Then standing doggy where she just pulled her panties aside. Then onto the bed for some cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (sitting), and reverse cowgirl with her leaning forward away from me. Very nice. She started fingering her own butthole while doing that, which was nice too. But something was missing. I don't know if I just wasn't that attracted to her (she had somewhat flappy tits), but I just sort of petered out and didn't see the point in finishing. We sat on the bed a few minutes and then I just excused myself. I stretched on the way out and she recommended a massage for 25 Eur. I'm like, Sure! So she introduced me to the masseuse.

Masseuse was an older German woman (55+?). Took me upstairs and really gave me a strong massage focusing on all the spots I indicated, and stretching me out. Didn't speak a lick of English or Spanish. Hard to communicate, but she was great. Best 25 Eur. Spent. Tipped her 10 Eur for doing such a great job.

By this point my buddy was done as well and we both were not inclined to stay around, being unimpressed by the selection and the performance of our respective choices. So we decided to head out and try somewhere different. GPS said FKK World was 113KM away, so instead we decided to return to Koln and Samya. See that thread for my 2nd Samya report.

-CartmanThere is a far easier way to get to Bernds without driving or bothering with traffic, which in Germany can get downright bad. Take the S12 direction Sieg to Hennef, and then bus 522 direction Alter Zoll to Lichtenberg Uckerath, walk in reverse of the direction of the bus stop to Schieferhof, easy as pie. The fare should be 6. 60 EUR each way. You can also avoid the bus and just take a taxi from Hennef though I am not sure how much the fare will set you back. I have to admit the girls here have a good attitude and work hard but they are not knockouts in the looks department, especially compared to Cocoon three years ago and Babylon way back in the day, my experience with Chanel in Babylon still remains the pinnacle of my FKK experiences, absolutely mind blowing, and worth the 30 hour flight to Europe. I think my experience in Cocoon with a blonde Ukrainian came almost as close but I have a thing for the exotic, and Chanel was clearly as exotic as a Lamborghini Nera. I will probably travel to Germany again in December or late spring, hopefully will have the same luck as Mambo and run into "the" Chanel, although the one I met clearly had no issues with dfk and DATY.

Myrmidon
07-09-10, 13:30
Last May my taxi cost less than 15€. Because I was early I had my female cabbie drop me at Reuters, which was also closed.

Myr.

Australiasucks
07-12-10, 16:07
Last May my taxi cost less than 15€. Because I was early I had my female cabbie drop me at Reuters, which was also closed.

Myr.Well the bus is another low cost way to get to the hof. The only thing is that when you get off you have to turn around and go the opposite direction. The VRR and VRS sites are really useful, I think vrr is a little bit better, can give you accurate directions for getting to a club, saving you a bundle by avoiding taxis.

Ak233
07-13-10, 01:15
This was my second visit to Bernds. I realize that the girls are not stunning and that the selling point for this establishment is service. I had an interesting time overall, you be the judge. First I did get a nice massage, costing 25E for 30 minutes. That was probably the best deal of the house and I would recommend the massage for anyone interested. It was performed upstairs on a massage table.

For sex, I was struggling to find some girls. Eventually I decided upon Tanja, a wide-eyed thirty year old dark-haired Russian, with whom I hooked up with in the basement. Nice body, cute face. Just like all the others before me, we started kissing a bit, then she began performing a BBBJ in the public area. I was trying to be sensual by touching her head and face, but she jerked in one direction, and I accidentally poked her in her right eye. Ouch! That took some of the fun out of things. She said she was all right, but hell, I just poked her in the eye. She still wanted to go to the room. I asked her if she had a friend, and she chose Katja, another Russian. Katja is older, probably 40-45, with nice big breasts. We three then went to a room, where I pulled out a toy I wanted to try: a small strap on dildo. Confusion ensues. Ultimately it is clear to all that I want one of the girls to wear the dildo and use it on me. Tanja takes the role and she actually does a pretty good job with it. Same time I am getting oral from Katja. We mix it up for a while. After 30 minutes we are done.

When it comes time to pay, Katja comes up to me and tells me I will owe 200 E for the 30 minutes. This certainly is a surprise to me, as I thought it would be 50 E + 50 E. Katja, the old pro, says that "everything is not included" and that the strap on would cost an extra 50 E. I guess I can generally accept this as most other places would charge extra also, although I guess I thought it might be included in the price. So now it is up to 150E since it was all Tanja who did the work, but I still don't understand why she wants more. Katja says, "I stuck my finger in your ass. " Well truthfully I don't know whether she did or not, I am inclined not to believe that actually happened. In any event Katja says that I owe her an extra 50E anyway. At this point I just do not want to argue with a group of women over sex services. I know that I received a session that I requested, I am just a bit upset and I feel cheated over the extra 50 E.

So buyer beware when it comes to KATJA. Anybody else with similar price issues with Katja?

Lastly there has been a lot of talk on the board regarding race and the club. I had a very good session with Magda, 30 year old blond Polish woman thin with nice breasts. This was the best session of the day. I might not even mention this, but I feel that this board has provided a lot of information to me so I do not want to hold back. I am a white man. Magda mentioned to me that she will have sex with black men but does not like it. She said after having sex with a black man she will go to the shower and scrub herself over and over again. I was disappointed by the racism and I think that some other punters may have picked up on these things.

Overall I do not think that the selection was enough for a special visit to the club, although if you are in the area and like older women it might be of interest to you.

Italy 1974
07-13-10, 08:40
I have been following the debate that in the last few day is developing about Bernd's.

I must admit tha I am biased toward "the mother of all Fkk" but still I think to succeed in mantaining a balanced pont of view when it comes to talk about the Hof.

Leaving modesty apart I think to be one of the most loyal foreign customers of this fine establishment as I have been there for the frst time in 2004 and I have paid at least 100 visits since then.

One thing is clear: in the last two years Bernd's is on a declining trend: we can discuss about how much it is declining but its decline is a fact. If you think just for a moment about the line-up the club used to offer back in 2007 and compare it to the current one the difference is quite evident. Three years ago you was welcomed at Schieferhof by talents like Princess, Svenja, Monika, Bianca, Agatha, Debbie, Brandy All those talents are now missing and they have not been replaced. Though in the last two years we have been watching some very good girls come and go: I would mention Luna, Maja, Susy I noticed that in the last few months Rosi put some efforts in bringing new faces (and taking back some old one like Leonie) and this is good but the current level is still not comparable to the golden times. The truth is simple as that: the quality of the line-up at Bernd's is not what it's used to be, particularly in the "look" department though the above mentioned girls were very good also in the bed.

Said that I think that Bernd's is still ranking very high in my personal list of Fkk clubs in Germany and the reasons are basically two: the atmposphere and the service.

The environment at the Hof is unique: that strange and fantastic mix of home-sweet-home atmosphere and wild brothel action that you can feel observing people chatting quietly with the girls (or among themselves) while at one-meter distance two men are having a blowjob on the sofa talks by itself. This feeling is not easy to explain nor to understand; but you can find it only at the Hof.

Also the service at Schieferhof is peculiar: the level of the service offered by the girls is really high and consistent, with come-in-mouth included in the price; moreover (and this is very important for me) almost every girl offers a great time in the bed: so you don't have to worry about bringing in the room a dead-fish like in many other Fkk clubs. Yes, girls are not supermodels in the 18/20 years range but they are skilled, with decent lokk and very keen to please.

These are the real "plus" that Bernd's offers to its customers and it explains well why you have to pay 70 Euro to enter in a a club that is small, old, with an average (to be nice) buffet, without a swimming pool and a proper garden and with mostly average looking girls in the 25/35 years range. In my last visit I have enjoyed the company of Anna, Jenny, Mara and Dana: great sex and great time indeed!

PS: I have read a post where it was mentioned a cheating by Katja. I am not a great fan of Katja in the bed but I would be very surprised if this cheating will be proven true as she is the longest serving girls at the Hof and I never heard anything bad about her. As for the racism, unfortunately it is everywhere so it may be present at Bernd's as well. You may also think that Magda English skills are quite limited and she may mean that she doesn't like to fuck black men without a proper racist attitude. Some of us (me included) dont' like to fuck black girls but this doe not mean that we are racist.

Italy 1974

Australiasucks
07-13-10, 15:23
Magda looked a lot like a Leila I knew at Cocoon but with bad teeth. As I said the girls at Bernds were not stunners at all.

Iseeu
07-13-10, 21:19
Magda looked a lot like a Leila I knew at Cocoon but with bad teeth.

Also in this club was "Laila" of Elsdorf Babylon as well, she looked the same as I met her a few years back. Shocked to see her three times in six years.

There was another girl who I know for certain was Laila from Babylon, she had large tits and you could see a vein crossing one of them, it was definitely her.
Cocoon or Babylon? It's probably really hard to keep track of the "facts" in so many fabricated stories. They eventually catch up to you.

Know for certain that it was definitely her? Layla of Babylon, with whom I sessioned in March 2009 (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=857022&postcount=135), was of Tunisian origins, and skinny with dark hair and dark features. Magda of Bernd's, is Polish and blonde, and was workiing in Traum Paradies in March of 2009, where she had red hair. It's easy to see how someone could mistake them for each other since she had a vein crossing one of her breasts. Sheesh!

Give it up already. Musings on Chanel and Layla from Babylon who worked in Babylon 7 years ago, and never worked at the Hof, don't belong here, and no one really cares...

Italy 1974
07-13-10, 21:24
At Bernd's there is a girl who really looks like (though not too much) Babylon's Layla: but she is definitely not Magda.

Italy 1974


Confused? It's probably really hard to keep track of so many fabricated stories. They eventually catch up to you.

Besides, Layla of Babylon, with whom I sessioned in March 2009 (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=857022&postcount=135), was of Tunisian origins, and skinny with short dark hair. Magda of Bernd's, is Polish and blonde, and was workiing in Traum Paradies in March of 2009, where she had red hair. It's easy to see how someone could mistake them for each other.

Give it up already. Musings on Chanel and Layla from Babylon who worked in Babylon 7 years ago, and never worked at the Hof, don't belong here.

Ortos
07-13-10, 21:40
it's probably really hard to keep track of the "facts" in so many fabricated stories. they eventually catch up to you.

sheesh!

give it up already. musings on chanel and layla from babylon who worked in babylon 7 years ago, and never worked at the hof, don't belong here, and no one really cares...


when the light (of truth) shines its focused beam...the cockroaches shall rep001ter for the nearest sewer pipe...

esteemed saying of the priests of puffor2ohash temple in himalaya...

Iseeu
07-13-10, 21:46
When it comes time to pay, Katja comes up to me and tells me I will owe 200 E for the 30 minutes. This certainly is a surprise to me, as I thought it would be 50 E + 50 E. Katja, the old pro, says that "everything is not included" and that the strap on would cost an extra 50 E. I guess I can generally accept this as most other places would charge extra also, although I guess I thought it might be included in the price. So now it is up to 150E since it was all Tanja who did the work, but I still don't understand why she wants more. Katja says, "I stuck my finger in your ass. " Well truthfully I don't know whether she did or not, I am inclined not to believe that actually happened. In any event Katja says that I owe her an extra 50E anyway. At this point I just do not want to argue with a group of women over sex services. I know that I received a session that I requested, I am just a bit upset and I feel cheated over the extra 50 E.

So buyer beware when it comes to KATJA. Anybody else with similar price issues with Katja?
I've never had a problem with her with creative pricing and the practice is very much frowned upon by the management. I don't doubt your account of the session so this is very surprising to me.
On the other hand, you did request an unusual special service without designating which of the SP should have the honors, so in theory they had both agreed to provide the service. And, in other clubs you may also have been charged the "lesbian action" surcharge.
Then again, I have had my back door prodded by Hof fingers on many occasions, and don't ever recall being charged extra, so you may be paying the newbie premium.

Ascari
07-14-10, 01:20
When it comes time to pay, Katja comes up to me and tells me I will owe 200 E for the 30 minutes. This certainly is a surprise to me, as I thought it would be 50 E + 50 E. Katja, the old pro, says that "everything is not included" and that the strap on would cost an extra 50 E. I guess I can generally accept this as most other places would charge extra also, although I guess I thought it might be included in the price. So now it is up to 150E since it was all Tanja who did the work, but I still don't understand why she wants more. Katja says, "I stuck my finger in your ass. " Well truthfully I don't know whether she did or not, I am inclined not to believe that actually happened. In any event Katja says that I owe her an extra 50E anyway. At this point I just do not want to argue with a group of women over sex services. I know that I received a session that I requested, I am just a bit upset and I feel cheated over the extra 50 E.

So buyer beware when it comes to KATJA. Anybody else with similar price issues with Katja?Dear Ak 233, i think it would have been better if you had discussed the price before you started. 2nd if you can not agree on the price please inform Conny or some one else form the management. They take complaints very seriously.

I think 150 euro would have been a fair price, 50 for Katja and 100 for Tanya who performed the "extra service". I think you got bullied in paying an extra 50 euro. Believe me if Katja had asked a "stamgast" 50 euro for sticking her finger in his ass she would have been laughed at.

Andypandara
07-14-10, 02:28
Some of us (me included) dont' like to fuck black girls but this doe not mean that we are racist.

Italy 1974I wholeheartedly agree with you. I absolutely (at least consciously) am not racist at all, as I accept people for who they are as a person on an individual basis. However, when it comes to sex, I am most turned on by another person of my own race, with less attraction to other types. I don't know if that is just because of my "imprinting" on sexual attitudes that happened when I was an early teen, or for whatever other possible reasons.

I suppose this is a controversial thought, but I fundamentally believe that people are basically klan or tribal focused at a genealogical level, which is the root cause for much of the conflict that goes on in this world, e. G., Middle East conflict or fear of outsiders. I think this extends to fear of people different than us at a pretty basic level and it bleeds over into sexual attraction and what a particular person feels sexually excited about.

Recently I read an article that reported on a study about (of all things) the rendering of people in the new CGI driven films. They found that when they tried to achieve 98-99% realism, people watching the film became somewhat anxious because of that subtle 1-2% difference from an actual image of a person. I think this is a related phenomena to this subject at hand.

I can tell you from my own perspective, when I go to the GDR in the fall, I will likely not be doing many (or any) ladies of color myself. Not because I dislike that person or pre-judge them, and I certainly wouldn't feel like I have to go "scrub down" extra hard, I think that is plain stupid. I just don't feel that I would enjoy my experience as much and would feel that I am not getting my maximal monies worth.

Again, sorry if this post offends anyone, I am not trying to be offensive and I am trying to present my opinion here in a relatively PC manner. Certainly there are exceptions to the rule, maybe a significant percentage of the population. I don't know, I am not a sociologist.

Akibono
07-14-10, 04:32
This was my second visit to Bernds. I realize that the girls are not stunning and that the selling point for this establishment is service. I had an interesting time overall, you be the judge. First I did get a nice massage, costing 25E for 30 minutes. That was probably the best deal of the house and I would recommend the massage for anyone interested. It was performed upstairs on a massage table.

For sex, I was struggling to find some girls. Eventually I decided upon Tanja, a wide-eyed thirty year old dark-haired Russian, with whom I hooked up with in the basement. Nice body, cute face. Just like all the others before me, we started kissing a bit, then she began performing a BBBJ in the public area. I was trying to be sensual by touching her head and face, but she jerked in one direction, and I accidentally poked her in her right eye. Ouch! That took some of the fun out of things. She said she was all right, but hell, I just poked her in the eye. She still wanted to go to the room. I asked her if she had a friend, and she chose Katja, another Russian. Katja is older, probably 40-45, with nice big breasts. We three then went to a room, where I pulled out a toy I wanted to try: a small strap on dildo. Confusion ensues. Ultimately it is clear to all that I want one of the girls to wear the dildo and use it on me. Tanja takes the role and she actually does a pretty good job with it. Same time I am getting oral from Katja. We mix it up for a while. After 30 minutes we are done.

When it comes time to pay, Katja comes up to me and tells me I will owe 200 E for the 30 minutes. This certainly is a surprise to me, as I thought it would be 50 E + 50 E. Katja, the old pro, says that "everything is not included" and that the strap on would cost an extra 50 E. I guess I can generally accept this as most other places would charge extra also, although I guess I thought it might be included in the price. So now it is up to 150E since it was all Tanja who did the work, but I still don't understand why she wants more. Katja says, "I stuck my finger in your ass. " Well truthfully I don't know whether she did or not, I am inclined not to believe that actually happened. In any event Katja says that I owe her an extra 50E anyway. At this point I just do not want to argue with a group of women over sex services. I know that I received a session that I requested, I am just a bit upset and I feel cheated over the extra 50 E.

So buyer beware when it comes to KATJA. Anybody else with similar price issues with Katja?

Lastly there has been a lot of talk on the board regarding race and the club. I had a very good session with Magda, 30 year old blond Polish woman thin with nice breasts. This was the best session of the day. I might not even mention this, but I feel that this board has provided a lot of information to me so I do not want to hold back. I am a white man. Magda mentioned to me that she will have sex with black men but does not like it. She said after having sex with a black man she will go to the shower and scrub herself over and over again. I was disappointed by the racism and I think that some other punters may have picked up on these things.

Overall I do not think that the selection was enough for a special visit to the club, although if you are in the area and like older women it might be of interest to you.


Not all girls are comfortable doing all things sexual. Just because we pay them money does not mean we own them. And their bodies are not for us to use as we please. Experienced punters know that you must establish chemistry between the girls to get their best. A good start is respecting a girl's limits. It would be interesting to get the girls' perspective on what happened.

Rob Raunch
07-14-10, 13:42
I am very sorry but I have to add my comments on this.

I am a regular at Bernds and my best friend for 22 years is BLACK!

I have been taking him to Bernds for the last 5 years now and they ALL love him, I mean when I go there alone the first thing that Girls ask is: Where is Tom? And AFTER that they say 'Hello' to me!

We have had such good times there that we celebrated HIS bachelors-evening at the CLUB where HE performed a striptease for the Girls (I organized a uniform for him. He did not know! Hahaha) Leoni did the womens part of the striptease as she was dressed like a Sexy-secretary (WOEHA! HOTTTTT)

Most of the women have been to the room with him. Also Magda!

(well he cannot take them all can he? Some of them are not his type.although VERY few!)

And they like him sooo much!

(don't tell this to anyone but Alina refers to him as 'HER Chocolate-man' as she licks her lips!)

What I am trying to ask/say is:

Are there REALLY black men on this forum which had negative experiences with the Schieferhofgirls (themselves!)?. Which could be caused by racism-

PLEASE speak up!

Because in my personal experience AND Toms personal experience there seems to be a BIG difference between theory AND reality!

Don't get me wrong:

I am not saying our monger-friend was lying!

I am just saying that the FACTS don't support the THEORY!

Maybe. A girl said something silly in the room (maybe she had something to drink? OR just to please a guest? Because she thought it was something he liked to hear?. They sometimes do that you know, 'Your my first orgasm today! ' 'no one makes me feel so good like YOU! ')

BUT to judge a Club on a silly line or to think this might be a policy at Bernds.

Is definitely false and 33 Bridges too far for me!

Have fun! (Tom 'the Chocolate-man' and I most definitely will!)

Robert

Gfe Finder
07-14-10, 14:04
I suppose this is a controversial thought, but I fundamentally believe that people are basically klan or tribal focused at a genealogical level, which is the root cause for much of the conflict that goes on in this world, e. G., Middle East conflict or fear of outsiders. I think this extends to fear of people different than us at a pretty basic level and it bleeds over into sexual attraction and what a particular person feels sexually excited about.

Recently I read an article that reported on a study about (of all things) the rendering of people in the new CGI driven films. They found that when they tried to achieve 98-99% realism, people watching the film became somewhat anxious because of that subtle 1-2% difference from an actual image of a person. I think this is a related phenomena to this subject at hand.



but I couldn't resist anyway. What you're talking about is Masahiro Mori's Uncanny Valley. The idea is that as something starts from scratch and takes on more and more "human" (i.e. like the viewer) characteristics, initially the viewer responds more favorably. However, at a certain point the viewer focuses more on the differences between him/her and the creation, and the likability plunges into an uncanny valley. The concept was originally applied to robotics.

Whether it applies to race I don't know. It could be an interesting area of study and an explanation for a lot of conflict in the world if true.

Breadman
07-14-10, 15:03
However, when it comes to sex, I am most turned on by another person of my own race, with less attraction to other types.


Some of us (me included) dont' like to fuck black girls but this doe not mean that we are racist.
Italy 1974

I guess im just turned on by the girls that turn me on. There are guys who love asian girls and will do any asian despite her looks. Its all about the body and the looks that do it for me, not necessarily the skin color.

Take Gabrielle of Oase (from Honduras) for example, if she's standing next to a black girl her skin color is almost as dark. She's got that long jet black hair, a great smile and a great spinner body. That's why I took her to the room 4 times over 2 years, had nothing to do with the color of her skin.

But back to Bernds...are there any women of color currently working at Bernds? (this just to steer the conversation back to the club)

Gfe Finder
07-14-10, 15:18
I guess im just turned on by the girls that turn me on. There are guys who love asian girls and will do any asian despite her looks. Its all about the body and the looks that do it for me, not necessarily the skin color.

Take Gabrielle of Oase (from Honduras)

I thought she was from Venezuela?


for example, if she's standing next to a black girl her skin color is almost as dark. She's got that long jet black hair, a great smile and a great spinner body. That's why I took her to the room 4 times over 2 years, had nothing to do with the color of her skin.

As one of her many fans I can say that these are just a few of several reasons I always take her to the room when I'm there.


But back to Bernds...are there any women of color currently working at Bernds? (this just to steer the conversation back to the club)

At this very moment, no. Not until July 22nd when (according to a freiercafe.com poster) Leonie from Brazil is scheduled to return.

Australiasucks
07-14-10, 18:02
Cocoon or Babylon? It's probably really hard to keep track of the "facts" in so many fabricated stories. They eventually catch up to you.

Know for certain that it was definitely her? Layla of Babylon, with whom I sessioned in March 2009 (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=857022&postcount=135), was of Tunisian origins, and skinny with dark hair and dark features. Magda of Bernd's, is Polish and blonde, and was workiing in Traum Paradies in March of 2009, where she had red hair. It's easy to see how someone could mistake them for each other since she had a vein crossing one of her breasts. Sheesh!

Give it up already. Musings on Chanel and Layla from Babylon who worked in Babylon 7 years ago, and never worked at the Hof, don't belong here, and no one really cares...Those are two totally different Leilas. One is a tall Blonde Ukrainian girl. The other is a Tunisian. There was one girl who I am 100 percent sure is the Layla from Babylon at Bernds.

Mambo got me thinking about Chanel when he said he saw her, I was wondering if that was recently. I really doubt its the same person because Chanel left Babylon in 2001 unless she came back to work, somehow I doubt most FKK girls have a career that lasts that long. She was a very attractive German-Turkish girl, looked a bit Italian or Latina, the only bad thing about her was her cigarette breath and her stinky feet that reeked of gorgonzola(actually kind of liked that LOL dirty me).

Magda is tall blonde Polish girl, she had one of her teeth missing and really needs some dental work. I initially thought she was attractive because of her resemblance to the Ukrainian girl, but when she smiled and revealed her teeth I changed my mind, she looks like a vampire when her mouth is open. Natalie is a much nicer lass.

Jack Andy42
07-14-10, 21:37
Magda mentioned to me that she will have sex with black men but does not like it. She said after having sex with a black man she will go to the shower and scrub herself over and over again.Magda can be a bit tempramental and appear rude at times, but that's Magda.

If this is the case, all of these chix in all the clubs need to be with more black men, a little bit of long showers and extra scrubbing is in order. Some of them sit half a day on the sofa and in a room filled with smoke without rinsing themselves before going to the room.

Hoff still rules, I have never seen any racism there, at least not from the women. Even the locals are accustomed to seeing an international crowd there now.

Ak233
07-15-10, 03:00
I am very sorry but I have to add my comments on this.

I am a regular at Bernds and my best friend for 22 years is BLACK!

I have been taking him to Bernds for the last 5 years now and they ALL love him, I mean when I go there alone the first thing that Girls ask is: Where is Tom? And AFTER that they say 'Hello' to me!

We have had such good times there that we celebrated HIS bachelors-evening at the CLUB where HE performed a striptease for the Girls (I organized a uniform for him. He did not know! Hahaha) Leoni did the womens part of the striptease as she was dressed like a Sexy-secretary (WOEHA! HOTTTTT)

Most of the women have been to the room with him. Also Magda!

(well he cannot take them all can he? Some of them are not his type.although VERY few!)

And they like him sooo much!

(don't tell this to anyone but Alina refers to him as 'HER Chocolate-man' as she licks her lips!)

What I am trying to ask/say is:

Are there REALLY black men on this forum which had negative experiences with the Schieferhofgirls (themselves!)?. Which could be caused by racism-

PLEASE speak up!

Because in my personal experience AND Toms personal experience there seems to be a BIG difference between theory AND reality!

Don't get me wrong:

I am not saying our monger-friend was lying!

I am just saying that the FACTS don't support the THEORY!

Maybe. A girl said something silly in the room (maybe she had something to drink? OR just to please a guest? Because she thought it was something he liked to hear?. They sometimes do that you know, 'Your my first orgasm today! ' 'no one makes me feel so good like YOU! ')

BUT to judge a Club on a silly line or to think this might be a policy at Bernds.

Is definitely false and 33 Bridges too far for me!

Have fun! (Tom 'the Chocolate-man' and I most definitely will!)

Robert am sorry that my comments have created waves.
I can only report exactly what was said and experienced so that others who frequent the club can then determine whether they have had similar experiences.
Magda provided a very nice sexual experience. I found her to be a very attractive woman and with a sexy body. She performed well in the room and from a sexual service standpoint I would repeat. She was friendly and nice to me. She was not drunk as far as I could tell. We were having some playful banter after sex. I told her that I thought her English was passable and that I could understand everything she was saying. I told her that I was from the United States and that she should come to visit me (ha ha). She said that she liked America but that it was too big and she would never visit because there were too many black people who lived there. She then said that a lot of black people visit the club and she will have sex with them but she doesn't enjoy it. She said that after having sex with a black man she feels she needs to scrub herself aggressively in the shower (she then used her arms to show me how she would scrub herself).
So this particular comment seemed racist to me. I did not take it to be an attack on a single individual or punter, but on a group as a whole. It did not appear to me to be a joke, since the comment came spontaneously and in the context I have reported above. I don't see why she would state something like that to please me as I had said nothing of a racial nature at any point to create that type of discussion.
I again apologize if this runs counter to other experiences. I liked Magda well enough, she seems generally to be a nice person. I am sure it is hard to work as a prostitute. I believe that a person is entitled to his/her opinions although it may be perceived as inflammatory.
I do not claim that this is a hidden policy or opinion of the majority of the girls at the club. I am only reporting on a single comment by Magda. I did not take the comment to be silly. She was quite serious when saying it. I just thought that others might want to know what I experienced and determine if other statements or events had happened to them.

Rob Raunch
07-15-10, 05:51
Magda is tall blonde Polish girl, she had one of her teeth missing and really needs some dental work. I initially thought she was attractive because of her resemblance to the Ukrainian girl, but when she smiled and revealed her teeth I changed my mind, she looks like a vampire when her mouth is open. Natalie is a much nicer lass.Maybe I should not comment because obviously your comments are suspicioulsy false, but I could not resist to set things straight!

Magda has been missing a tooth?!

INCORRECT: She HAD a little gap (of a few millimeters) between her frontteeth and has had even that removed since September 2009!

She has been wearing braces (is that what you call them in English?) since October 1st 2009 (I remember this well: I arrived late October 2nd because I got my new SportsCar, Conny and Babsi were a little cross with me.reason not relevant- and Magda was not at work because she had a lot of pain because of her braces were put in THE DAY BEFORE. And as she has to wear them for 1 year, they come of in about 2 months)

So her teeth are perfectly straight and there is not 1 tooth missing!

She's a girl with a bright and perfect smile! (you make it sound like she's a girl with a dental problem who's is missing a tooth. To call her a 'Vampire' is beyond RUDE!)

To call Magda TALL is to say Obama is WHITE!

The girl is 1. 62m. Is that what you consider 'a tall Polish girl'?

(the only tall Polish girl is Anna! But the rest of your description does not fit.)

When have you been there? It must have been AT LEAST 10 months ago!

(how tall are you to call 1. 62m TALL?. And what kind of glasses do you wear?)

ODD! (to say the least!) that someones harsh comments are soo far from the truth!

Robert (who will try to resist the next time: but who is afraid that someone starts believing your fairytales)

Kris Maru
07-15-10, 13:12
I am from India and a regular visitor to Bernd's for so many years and most of the girls know mw well. Unlike other FKK clubs I had never seen any racial problems with the girls in Bernds.

Australiasucks
07-15-10, 13:32
Magda can be a bit tempramental and appear rude at times, but that's Magda.

If this is the case, all of these chix in all the clubs need to be with more black men, a little bit of long showers and extra scrubbing is in order. Some of them sit half a day on the sofa and in a room filled with smoke without rinsing themselves before going to the room.

Hoff still rules, I have never seen any racism there, at least not from the women. Even the locals are accustomed to seeing an international crowd there now.I can tell you the Hof is not the only place you will find racist attitudes and will not just pick on Germany. At least Magda says she will have sex with men of other races. When I lived in the US I knew an American girl who was so racist her advertisement said white men only.

In general Magda has a bit of attitude I thought of her as the Ukrainian Leila's evil twin.

Iseeu
07-15-10, 23:31
Those are two totally different Leilas. One is a tall Blonde Ukrainian girl. The other is a Tunisian. There was one girl who I am 100 percent sure is the Layla from Babylon at Bernds.

Mambo got me thinking about Chanel when he said he saw her, I was wondering if that was recently. I really doubt its the same person because Chanel left Babylon in 2001 unless she came back to work, somehow I doubt most FKK girls have a career that lasts that long. She was a very attractive German-Turkish girl, looked a bit Italian or Latina, the only bad thing about her was her cigarette breath and her stinky feet that reeked of gorgonzola(actually kind of liked that LOL dirty me).

Magda is tall blonde Polish girl, she had one of her teeth missing and really needs some dental work. I initially thought she was attractive because of her resemblance to the Ukrainian girl, but when she smiled and revealed her teeth I changed my mind, she looks like a vampire when her mouth is open. Natalie is a much nicer lass.
Really getting caught up now in the web of deception.

So now, after being called out on the claim that dark- haired dark featured Tunisian Layla looks like blonde light-featured Polish Magda, a second Layla ex of Babylon, this one a tall Ukrainian wirh great teeth and a vein crossing over her breasts, has magically been conceived.
And, she is "100%" for sure, now resurfaced at Bernd's as Magda, exept for her teeth which are now vampire in quality with some missing.

Makes for great mystical fantasy, except that, as Rob has pointed out, Magda is short, has all of her teeth, which have been clad in braces for the last 10 months, has a perfect smile, and is Polish.

A lie, is a lie, is a lie, is a lie and will always be a lie.

Australiasucks
07-16-10, 15:29
I am from India and a regular visitor to Bernd's for so many years and most of the girls know mw well. Unlike other FKK clubs I had never seen any racial problems with the girls in Bernds.As far as racism is concerned I did not think this club was bad at all, especially compared to the red carpet clubs. Clubs like FKK 39 will not even allow non white customers to enter their premises.

Ortos
07-16-10, 17:17
Clubs like FKK 39 will not even allow non white customers to enter their premises.

Not exactly true: I have personally observed non-white guests at F39. Granted that Arab/Turkish (that includes Lebanese, btw)-looking guests and maybe African-looking guests might have a problem, but Asians and other non-white guests do gain admittance here. It certainly helps if you speak Deutsch, however....

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Dev Null
07-16-10, 17:40
Magda looked a lot like a Leila I knew at Cocoon but with bad teeth. As I said the girls at Bernds were not stunners at all.Being a dentist (hello, Italy 1974) I would say that there is not much wrong with Magda's teeth, not to mention other body parts.

Rob Raunch
07-16-10, 19:34
As far as racism is concerned I did not think this club was bad at all, especially compared to the red carpet clubs. Clubs like FKK 39 will not even allow non white customers to enter their premises.

Not exactly true: I have personally observed non-white guests at F39. Granted that Arab/Turkish (that includes Lebanese, btw)-looking guests and maybe African-looking guests might have a problem, but Asians and other non-white guests do gain admittance here. It certainly helps if you speak Deutsch, however....OExactly NOT true!

The Chocolate-man (my black best friend) and me spent MANY hours (ehh, days) there.

Sooo it might be not such a big issue.

Granted, Gemany in general is a little bit more specific when it comes to Osmanian and Arabian looking persons (although there are Clubs that are targeted specially at those groups).

But even the large-clubs will occasionally be 'full instantly' when a person they don't like is on their doorstep.

At Bernds I have seen people of ALL races (and if you are from above menioned group: it sure helps if you come 'dressed to impress')

GRTZ

Marlow
07-16-10, 21:53
The bottom line in my experience is that girls from countries that have rarely seen a black face tend to be.....how shall I put it....nervous? It's new to girls from Eastern Europe. They do not like gypsies, in Hungary they are thoroughly disliked. The old communist countries are currently undergoing a surge in right wing politics focusing on race, so if that is reflected in the attitude of girls from those countries we should not be surprised.
Turks are universally disliked by club girls and more so in the Ruhrpot area where Turks mostly live. I don't think it is to do with race so much as how Turks behave. they thinks clubs are a bazaar and try to barter the price down, they come in groups and behave as groups of men tend to behave -badly.
in general Germany is less racially intergrated than say the US or the UK and while they pretend to be open and friendly underneath they are uncomfortable with what they call 'Südländer' men - that means anyone south of Vienna

Australiasucks
07-17-10, 06:15
German girls uncomfortable with anyone south of Vienna? Is Sydney chopped liver?? They seem to love Aussies. I know for a fact that the krauts have a real hard time migrating down under and many want to live in Oz, even see them doing jobs that Aussies would never do, so maybe they see guys like me as a walking visa.

Also German women are known to travel to the Caribbean, Med countries(including Turkey), Latin America for sex with darker men. There was even a world cup commercial I saw there with a group of German girls fawning over a Brazilian guy. Also when I was leaving Germany, I saw this African American guy getting on quite well with some frauleins in the flughafen.

Rob Raunch
07-22-10, 08:41
Apparently Bernds want to give mongers a little more insight in what the Club looks on the inside!

Through their website (look under news) they posted pictures of a few events and 'DA HOUSE' (in their latest monthly newsflash they announced that more pictures are to come; AmerikaDay etc.)

The girls don't seem to be very willing to be in the pictures with their faces but I would not be very eager to show my face either (society and its prejudice strike again!)

Now you know what to expect.

Have fun! Rob

Angus Magee
07-24-10, 07:14
Apparently Bernds want to give mongers a little more insight in what the Club looks on the inside!


A direct link to the pictures RR mentions. Came through on the Hof's twitter feed last night.

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/hofgalerie.html

As a comment I might add that the pics do not really do the good ladies of Bernds justice. The various attributes have been discussed here, but I found that in the flesh they were so much more than pics or descriptions can convey. It is their undefinable good service that keeps us fans in their thrall.

AM

Bukudala
07-24-10, 23:34
Okay, we're talking about the booty end of Summer and I have some time on my hands (after getting dumped by my GF) SO.......what's the line up at the Hof for this week?

If I should immerse my manhood elsewhere, please let me know in advance -- thx! No, NOT the Far East.

Babsi, Anna, grrrrrrr.

Angus Magee
07-25-10, 06:49
Okay, we're talking about the booty end of Summer and I have some time on my hands (after getting dumped by my GF) SO.......what's the line up at the Hof for this week?

If I should immerse my manhood elsewhere, please let me know in advance -- thx! No, NOT the Far East.

Babsi, Anna, grrrrrrr.

Labor Day in Germany is on the 1st of May so it should be business as usual on those days. Except maybe some girls might have taken summer holidays and not arrived back. But for this info you would probably have to contact the Hof. They do have a twitter feed so you could do so there. Someone monitors it as they do have pretty regular tweets (once a week or so).

The address is @schieferhof

http://twitter.com/schieferhof

AM

Nille Copenhagen
07-25-10, 18:40
Anyone from here are coming to Bernds next Friday 30th July.

I'll be there for the first time, any advice on the best time to come, openinghour is 13-01.

I understood the place is small, so you might not be able to enter if it's fullhouse.

Any girls recom, please.

Rob Raunch
07-27-10, 08:31
Anyone from here are coming to Bernds next Friday 30th July.

I'll be there for the first time, any advice on the best time to come, openinghour is 13-01.

I understood the place is small, so you might not be able to enter if it's fullhouse.

Any girls recom, please.Hi Nile,

Next Friday (30th) they have RabattTag. Which is a day where you pay only 50 instead of 70€ entrancefee.

Theme of the day will be 'Sun, Beach and more! ' which would probably mean the women would be wearing bikinis and beachwear and (if weather permits) there would be a small pool in the garden and some BBQ.

On themedays like this the atmosphere is very nice, people are enjoying themselfs even a little more than usual.

The House is not overfull but filled with men and women who are in a good mood.

I don't know if you live abroad or in Europe but a visit on their themedays like August 13th Italy-day or (a big fetish of mine) September 10th Stewardess-day! (name me one straight guy who hasn't had a wet dream involving female flight-attendants and I will prove you he is gay!)

Rosi showed me a little list with all their planned themedays for the year.NICE- (there was a 'maids-day' on it also but I don't remember the exact date)

Go early, relax and have fun.

Enjoy yourself with the girls, have a chat with some of the guys that share your intrests or sit at the downstairs bar and chat with Alina (I myself find the German people very open to talk with, just don't be shy!)

Robert

Italy 1974
07-27-10, 20:34
I am quite a regular customer at the Hof. It will be a pleasure to meet you and give you some advice.

See you soon.

Italy 1974


Anyone from here are coming to Bernds next Friday 30th July.

I'll be there for the first time, any advice on the best time to come, openinghour is 13-01.

I understood the place is small, so you might not be able to enter if it's fullhouse.

Any girls recom, please.

Marlow
08-01-10, 20:05
German girls uncomfortable with anyone south of Vienna? Is Sydney chopped liver?? They seem to love Aussies. I know for a fact that the krauts have a real hard time migrating down under and many want to live in Oz, even see them doing jobs that Aussies would never do, so maybe they see guys like me as a walking visa.

Also German women are known to travel to the Caribbean, Med countries(including Turkey), Latin America for sex with darker men. There was even a world cup commercial I saw there with a group of German girls fawning over a Brazilian guy. Also when I was leaving Germany, I saw this African American guy getting on quite well with some frauleins in the flughafen.

All very true I am sure, but Germans like every other nationality do things abroad they would never do at home...see my title.

George Bickham
08-02-10, 21:36
I was at Bernds in the middle of last week, and it was not good. I arrived around 14:00 to find only 10 SPs there. Mara, Leonie, Babsi, Angie, Erika, Dita (a small, slightly-built black-haired girl), Sara (new Croat girl), Suzanna (new young blonde E. European girl), a new tallish, quite heavily built blonde girl of about 30, and Ines (black-haired Tunisian girl of about 27 who has returned after a few years absence). Both Mara and Suzanna wore towels all afternoon, which did not help the ambience. Dita left around 16:00, and Ines around 18:00, although another blonde-haired girl of about 26 arrived at the same moment, quite tall and well covered. All in all a very limited line-up, particularly as Connie had assured me that "all the crew" would be there when I had called earlier. Even Arline ended up coming out from behind the bar to do a couple of regulars during the afternoon.

Similarly a maximum of around 12 men there for most of the afternoon, mainly middle-aged, although a slightly younger crowd started arriving around 19:00.

Given the line-up, I had few options. Decided to go with Ines and was just moving towards her whn she was taken, so on a whim went with Sara. She's a tall, blonde-haired Croat girl of 30-35 with a lithe body, long hair and small tits. We had a good chat (she speaks some English) and she made it clear that she is 'professional', moving from club to club as the feeling takes her. On the couch, and then in the room, she gave a work(wo)manlike BBBJ, and then a range of positions, but not on a par with some of the Bernds stars. A solid performance and a nice character, though.

When I had recovered, moved back in for Ines just before she was taken again by someone else and then went home. Thought about a few options, but in the end went home early with my powder (and cash) dry.

I've had a couple of disappointing experiences with Bernds in July before now, and this one was certainly extremely disappointing. Small numbers mean no atmsophere, and no atmosphere makes the place feel small and empty. They will need to do something to get numbers and eye appeal up if they are to avoid a repeat of the mass desertion last summer, IMHO.

Gooroox
08-03-10, 08:47
Had a great day as usual at Bernds last Friday (and to make things even better, I met in the locker room my friend from Italy whom I knew from a previous visit). He and I are obviously two big fans of this otherwise unusual club. Why do I like it? For reasons that are unknown to me: the girls don't look that great (you're definitely the wrong place if you want to have sex with supermodels), the house is a simple German country house and the facilities are basic (a sauna and that's it) - but everybody knows that.

However, this club is absolutely fantastic. You can easily chat with the girls without feeling the rush for a zimmer visit, most male guests are easy to talk to and the staff are very friendly indeed (even Conny was in a good mood or maybe it's because I've become some kind of regular there). And there was even a barbecue made by the very friendly landlady Rosie. Yummy yummy.

I sessioned with the girls and we had an excellent time in the room. I first went for Tanja (whom I know from my previous visits but the opposite was not true as we had never sessioned before). This girl is so fun to be with that the over thirty minutes we spent together were wmoney well spent. On my next visit, I could take to a room again for a threesome with Russian MILF Katja.

The second and last session of the day was asbolutely wonderful. As I knew Erika from my single visit to the now defunct Waldsauna nearby, we met again with a lot of enthusiasm. After about half an hour chatting, kissing and fondling in the sofa upstairs, we decided to see each other for a one-hour session (I had told her that I needed some rest after the barbecue). I won't mention all the details of our intimate meeting but this was the wildest thing I have ever experienced so far. Erika has very few taboos and she can be a real tigress in bed if she knows you a bit. Will I go for her again? You bet!

Line-up of the day: Erika, Tanja, Rita, Katja, Mara, Babsie, Leonie, Sarah, Lena, Ines, Suzan (she's not Eastern European but German of Turkish descent) and a pretty blonde unknown to me (Mascha?)

Greetz

G

Nille Copenhagen
08-03-10, 12:19
Firstly a big thanks to Italy 1974 and our nice friend from Belgium for their good company.

Last Friday I was at Uncle Bernds with a Danish friend for the first time.

The theme of the day was: Sun, Beach and Summer BBQ with 20€ discount on the entrance fee. So we expected the place to be crowded and arrived early at 12:30.

As we were waiting for the opening at 13:00, we went for a walk and found Reuters nearby, I was amazed how nice the village was, nice well kept houses and gardens.

A very quite neighborhood, we hardly saw anyone on the streets.

At 13:00 we went inside Bernds, I was greeted by Babsi who took me for a tour as I was a newbie here. I decided to book a massage from Sandra right away, got a shower and we went out in the garden and joined Italy 1974, our friend from Belgium and 2 French guys from Paris.

We chilled out and had a nice relaxed conversation about the girls, the different clubs. The 2 French guys were very disappointed about the line-up at Bernds and the size of Bernds and so was my Danish friend. The 2 French guys left Brends shortly without any action and moved on to Parksauna Residenz in Lohmar.

It was time for me to have my massage, I went upstairs with Sandra, she gave a really good relaxed massage and she was totally naked.

I was concentrated, trying not to get a "hard on" as she sit on me and rub her pussy against me while she massaged my back. After a while she asked me to turn around. She stroked my legs, chest and stomach, teasing with light stroke on my dick. She timed it well as when I had my full hard on, she stopped and said: "I save this for the girls" and we ended the massage session and I got a kiss.

I went out to the garden with a big smile and joined my friends. I got a relaxed massage with light erotic touch, I guess you could ask for a hand job or even sex if you like, I was saving that for the other girls.

Time for some action, we went downstairs to the lounge. Chilled out and talked a bit with the naked girls and looked at some public action.

I had an eye on Rita and Tanja. But somehow Rita and I got more eye contact, I moved over to Rita and introduced myself, after some small talk, we made out on the sofa, I got a public BJ and touched her boobs and pussy, we went on in the room. It was good and sweet sex with Rita, she was really caring for me.

After this nice session, I was relaxing and waiting for the BBQ. After the BBQ, I decided to save my energy for later sessions.

We decided to leave at 19:30 and moved on to Samya, at Samya the line-up was much better, I went crazy and had 3 good sessions with 3 gorgeous babes here.

Bernds is really cozy when you are in good company with friends.

Thanks to Italy 1974 and our friend from Belgium for that.

The line-up is not great to my taste, I picked the girl with the best body in my opinion and had a good time with her.

I might be back at Bernds, I think they should improve the line-up with younger talents with nicer bodies.

Nille from Copenhagen

Gooroox
08-03-10, 22:22
Hi Nille,

I was very happy to get to know you and your Danish friend at Bernds. I'm glad you had a very good time with lovely Rita, she's a very friendly and open girl (although I prefer having a chat with Tanja, whom I find more easy-going and wild)

By the way, I forgot to mention German MILF Angie in last Friday's line-up.

Hope to see you again.

The guy from Belgium who spent the whole day with Italy1974 (except when we were in the room :D)

Nille Copenhagen
08-04-10, 12:20
Hi Nille,

I was very happy to get to know you and your Danish friend at Bernds. I'm glad you had a very good time with lovely Rita, she's a very friendly and open girl (although I prefer having a chat with Tanja, whom I find more easy-going and wild)

By the way, I forgot to mention German MILF Angie in last Friday's line-up.

Hope to see you again.

The guy from Belgium who spent the whole day with Italy1974 (except when we were in the room :D)Hi Gooroox,

Nice to hear from you, I didn't realise you were on ISG as well.

Did you make any further investigation on the pills/medication that you have found :)

What time did you left Bernds, how was the action in the evening?

See you around,

Nille

Gfe Finder
08-06-10, 01:27
All the Fun, Food, and Friends of Your Neighborhood Barbecue with Much Better Fireworks

Present:
1. Angie
2. Anna
3. Babsi
4. Dana
5. Erika
6. Francesca
7. Jenny
8. Katja
9. Magda
10. Mara
11. Natalie
12. Rita
13. Sandra
14. Sandy
15. Sarah
16. Suzan
17. Tanja


Glad to See This!

Just before 1 PM, I walked down the street to the club. The flower pots outside were decorated with American flags and red, white, and blue streamers. I came in to see tables stocked with beer, chocolate, graham crackers, marshmallows, popcorn, and candy. I found out that the steaks and burgers would begin at 5 so I got some lunch first.

And then I looked around. In the garden, I saw some more American flags posted but all were dwarfed by Mara’s Holland flag, for this was the day of the Holland-Brazil World Cup match. There was a (token) hand-sized Brazilian flag in deference to the then absent Leonie’s homeland and home team. Also in the garden was a gentleman who provided live music. After the burgers he too joined in the festivities.

All Guys Want Cheerleaders

Or so TV Tropes says. There was a chance to test this theory that day, and at least based on the cheerleaders at Bernds, this is correct!

The girls were dressed in cute and very short skirts. I kept complementing Anna until she got the hint and took me to a room.

After the burgers, I wanted to avoid yesterday’s trap of falling asleep and taking myself out of the action—especially since Sandra’s massage had now loosened me up. Erika wanted to dance with me again but we couldn’t compete with the Ghana-Uruguay game so we gave up and went in the windowed bedroom downstairs to get a better view.

Once Erika tended to another customer I found Babsi all alone upstairs by the bar. She had been wonderfully frisky with me the entire trip and this was too tempting an opportunity to pass up. We did some foreplay right then and there until she suggested finding a room. Just one problem though: every room upstairs and downstairs was full. Since there was no blood in my brain left at the time I did not have the presence of mind to suggest the couch. I suppose in retrospect that that’s OK since we went back to the bar and I began to kiss and nuzzle her neck.

We thought we saw a couple come out from one of the upstairs bedrooms and went there. Once in this very hot room, I snuck up behind Babsi after she got undressed and continued sucking on her neck. She admitted to being a bit ticklish there but enjoyed the soft sensation of my lips brushing against her skin. She returned the favor by running her hand down to my dick, and stroking the shaft with her fingers. Once I was hard and my dick was eager to be inside her, she bent over so I had a great view of that terrific ass of hers while I did her doggy style. Between our heat and the lack of A/C in the room, we worked up a ton of sweat.

Before our scheduled date, another client found Anna and the two of them went to a room. While I was waiting, I chatted with another customer on an FKK tour. He and Magda had a good time and were talking in English, enjoying the afterglow.

Suddenly, Anna came out of the room. “Fünf Minuten,” she said. I waited for her and we headed off to the room for the last time this trip.

Folks, she just keeps getting better each time. I don’t know what her secret is. I’ve done this hobby on 5 continents in nearly 2 dozen countries and have yet to find someone working who can top her.

When 1 AM rolled around, neither of us wanted to leave the other. But Mara was Anna’s ride, so we had to. Kind soul that Mara was she never knocked on the door or rushed us. I got dressed, paid the bill, and walked back to the Hotel Reuter. On the way, Anna and Mara waved goodbye to me as they rode off into the night. It’s this and so many other touches both big and little that will keep me hooked and coming back ASAP.

Gfe Finder
08-06-10, 01:28
Present:

1. Angie
2. Anna
3. Babsi
4. Dana
5. Erika
6. Francesca
7. Jenny
8. Katja
9. Lina (new, tan, from Yugoslavia, long blonde hair, good English, smiled a lot, and very friendly)
10. Magda
11. Mara
12. Natalie
13. Sarah
14. Sandy
15. Suzan

After I pressed the buzzer, Babsi greeted me with a few kisses that she had left over from yesterday. Throughout the day, whenever Anna wasn’t around (and sometimes even when she was) Babsi, along with her tongue and luscious lips, swooped in.

Enjoying the View Outdoors

I had some goulash and noodles for lunch and went outside to rest. With such a heavy meal in my stomach, I wasn’t planning on doing much for a while—just letting my food settle.

I saw Natalie leaning out from an upstairs window wanting to show off her sexy cheerleader outfit for tomorrow, her top struggling to contain the swing in her breasts as she leaned forward. As an aside, that was the only time I saw her like that my entire visit. Otherwise, she was almost always in a room or coming from/going to a room with someone. She is as busy and popular as ever and I probably speak for many Stammkunden in saying I’m glad she’s back and I hope she stays!

Later, I saw Anna leaning out the same upstairs window. I motioned for her to come down and join me. She did and was kind enough to bring a drink. We started talking. I can’t recall how it happened but she began to rub my leg and worked her way up to my groin where she felt a bulging erection. That was all the excuse either of us needed to find a room. Once again, I was so horny that I couldn’t last—it must have been around the 10 min. mark that I popped and so we spent the rest of the time talking to, cuddling with, and massaging each other.

After my shower, I returned outside to finish what I started in the first place—a nice nap. Goulash is a heavy food and thus probably not the best fuel for a sex marathon. When I woke up, I headed inside and sat down on the upstairs couch.

Dana dropped by and sat at the end farthest from me. We chatted briefly before I realized that talking across the room wasn’t feasible. I moved over; she rolled off the armrests seamlessly into my lap. After a blow job on the couch, we found a room downstairs (they’re much cooler than the upstairs rooms) and spent a very enjoyable hour together.

The Cast Showoff

When I went back upstairs, I talked with some guests who had been with and thoroughly enjoyed Sandy. They mentioned how wild she was and to prove their case they conveniently pointed to her at work. She was fucking a guy right on the couch across from us, bucking her hips, bouncing on his cock, smiling and savoring every minute.

Then Babsi came upstairs looking for someone. It turned out to be me and once she leaned in to kiss me I was taken aback to feel a second set of lips. Yes, Anna had caught us and wanted to make sure she didn’t leave my thoughts. I assured her we were still on for a date later tonight.

But first came some time with Erika. We again decided to dance downstairs. Every time we are together I get more impressed with how she can move! She taught me to Samba and even to do some pole dancing moves. Apparently men can get applause swinging around a pole—who knew? I still leave the more challenging and erotic acrobatics to her, though.

Erika wasn’t the only one who tried to seduce me that night. Katja also had her eye on me. While I was sitting downstairs she joined me at the bar. Without saying one word the entire time, she took my hand, massaged her breasts with it, made me feel her nipples getting erect, and then guided my hand down to her pussy. She had me slowly rub her outer labia, moving in ever smaller circles toward her clit. Once my finger was good and wet, she took it in her mouth and sensuously and ever so slowly started sucking and licking. “Hey, I want to taste it too,” I advised her. She took her time teasing me as she brought our hands down again to her pussy and continued rubbing until my hand became wet again, at which time I got my treat.

However, anything further wasn’t to be. Anna finished up with a customer not long after and it would be time for our date soon. She brought the massage oil, and I worked her literally from head to toe. We had sex, but still had some extra time before the hour was up. So, she found the nook on my shoulder and took a catnap whilst I held her in my arms. All the tension in our bodies and the worries in our minds simply melted away as a beneficent cosmic warmth wrapped itself around us and enveloped us completely. I could tell that this was probably the most content either of us was during my entire time there.

Gfe Finder
08-06-10, 01:31
Present:
1. Anja
2. Angie
3. Anna
4. Babsi
5. Dana (now a blonde and smokin’ hot! )
6. Erika
7. Francesca (new, tall, dark hair, from Romania, 30, speaks English well)
8. Katja [dyed red hair with black-haired and partially shaven pussy, (someone asked a while ago what color her pussy hair was. I hope this answers the question and settles the matter.)]
9. Magda
10. Mara
11. Natalie (with longer hair, slightly past her shoulders)
12. Rita (now with shorter hair which now hugs the top of her neck)
13. Sandra
14. Sandy
15. Sarah (new, tall, blonde, A cup, ~35, from Croatia)
16. Suzan (dyed blonde, tied back hair, large breasts, early 20s, from Turkey)
17. Tanja

I reserved a room at the Hotel Reuter. It’s always an affordable and convenient choice but I issue three words of warning should you wish to stay there in the Dog Days of summer: no air conditioning! This was not a problem in the morning, but when I returned at night, I had to open the window to get some air going.

It’s Nice to Be Popular

I walked down the road shortly before 1 and rang the buzzer. When I walked in the door, who should be talking to Conny but Anna! Toll! She came over to kiss me hello, hand me my towels, and escort me to my locker.

I changed into my towel, showered, signed up for a massage with Sandra who then kissed me hello, and finally I sat down to lunch. While I was eating, Dana popped in, saw me, and also came over to kiss me.

After finishing lunch I looked for Sandra. Since I couldn’t find her, I went downstairs and grabbed a drink. Per Murphy’s Law, I came within inches of spilling my drink on her coming upstairs. Wouldn’t it be a shame if I did and I had to lick it off? :)

An Interesting Proposition

Before I went up to the room, Babsi stopped me. As I recall, the conversation went something like this:

B:“You are going for a massage with Sandra, right?”
M:“Yes.”
B:“And you probably want more than just a massage, ja?”
M:“Oh, of course!”
B:“We are looking for a couple to join us. Are you interested?”
I had to think about it—for a nanosecond!
M:“Sure!”

So, the four of us headed upstairs to start a gangbang. We selected the room right next to Sandra’s “office.”

Sandra had to gather some things from her room but Babsi couldn’t wait. While massaging her man’s cock, she leaned over and started kissing me. I reached down and started rubbing her pussy, noticing that she’s already wet!

When Sandra arrived she got down on her knees and started in with a blow job while Babsi went back to kissing and stroking her man. Sandra looked up and grinned and I grinned right back at her. Once I was fully erect Babsi wanted to suck my cock so they switched places.

The four of us then lay down on the bed. Sandra and Babsi took turns mounting and riding us for a while. At one point while Babsi was on top of me and Sandra leaned over to suck on my nipples and kiss me, I could feel my orgasm start to well up from deep inside me. It happened so suddenly that I wasn’t able to stop it and I came inside Babsi. She must have enjoyed this too because throughout the rest of the evening whenever she saw me she ran over to show her appreciation by smooching with me.

Later in the afternoon, I saw Anna sitting in her usual spot downstairs. We went to a room and I remain amazed that no matter how long I’m away, when we meet again it’s like we never parted. After we each came I recall no less than 7 times that one of us got up to leave but the other would have none of it. We’d grab the other’s arm, pull it in, and continue making out. Not even another couple bursting in wanting the room was reason enough for us to stop!

After dinner, I wanted to spend some time with Erika. She remembered how much I enjoyed dancing with her and so we had a warm up session downstairs. This got us [b]hot and horny for each other so we found a room. The key word in the last sentence is hot i.e., we were both sweating and the room lacked A/C, so I couldn’t squeeze out a third pop.

I guess you could say we learned our lesson and respected the heat. We kept dancing together downstairs and made a point to shower and to cool down every once in a while. Before I knew it 3 hours flew by!

I Love Europe in the Summertime

And I really love the sunshine and soft, warm summer breeze still out at 10PM! I promised Anna I would come find her shortly after this, so I excused myself and brought out the bottle of wine I had saved for the occasion.

We shared a few glasses with other girls who ventured outside (Dana, Babsi, Mara, and Sarah.) Now, as we were drinking and toasting, Anna and I sat on one of the recliners together. Every once in a while Dana or Babsi would sneak over to my other side, pull me away from Anna, and start kissing me. She put an immediate stop to that by pushing the other girls away. When the wine bottle was empty we went to the room for another hour.

Once our date was finished, Anna mentioned that she had to leave early. Erika and Babsi did as well for unrelated reasons. So, I kissed all of them good night. It would have been good night for me as well. However, Mara, a few customers, and I talked until Bernds closed and after settling the bill I headed back to the Hotel Reuter.

Excess
08-06-10, 09:20
clearly, gfe excelled himself with a 3 day tour-de-force at bernd`s and was kind enough to provide us with an excellent series of posts that captures both his own sated pleasure and the pleasures of the `hof while in full flow. milf`s ? why yes indeed some of the finest along with their younger sisters?

but the ambience and attention to customers- no, make that guests, is fully captured by gfe as is their way of going beyond the call of duty that makes it and the girls stand out like a monger`s hard on. i did not see any reference to `sharks` or other pirep001orial activities during gfe`s 3 day visits. au contraire.

gfe`s recounting of his `hof tour very much deserves to be added to the rod section for future reference, i will do so.

many thanks gfe for taking the time to report on your time in the nrw countryside. ymmv.

excess <now looking up travel possibilites to make his own inspection>




present:
1. anja
2. angie
3. anna
4. babsi
5. dana (now a blonde and smokin’ hot! )
6. erika
7. francesca (new, tall, dark hair, from romania, 30, speaks english well)
8. katja [dyed red hair with black-haired and partially shaven pussy, (someone asked a while ago what color her pussy hair was. i hope this answers the question and settles the matter.)]
9. magda
10. mara
11. natalie (with longer hair, slightly past her shoulders)
12. rita (now with shorter hair which now hugs the top of her neck)
13. sandra
14. sandy
15. sarah (new, tall, blonde, a cup, ~35, from croatia)
16. suzan (dyed blonde, tied back hair, large breasts, early 20s, from turkey)
17. tanja

Gooroox
08-06-10, 21:50
Hi Gooroox,

Nice to hear from you, I didn't realise you were on ISG as well.

Did you make any further investigation on the pills/medication that you have found :)

What time did you left Bernds, how was the action in the evening?

See you around,

NilleStimmt, I'm on ISG, too ;-)

As to the empty box I found in a club (Cabergolin Tablets 0.5 mg), it's mainly used to limit the production of milk after an abortion. More interestingly for us maybe is the fact that it shortens or even eliminates the male refractory period (the time needed for a man to get a second orgasm ;-))

Apart from that, I left Bernd's at 1 am (closing time on Fridays) after witnessing Mara giving some bloke a superb BBBJ in the basement and having a very nice chat with Alina, Sarah and a very friendly guy from Düsseldorf. Please send me a PM next time you'll be travelling to Germany, I'll try to join you if I can!

I'd also like to thank Excess for his very detailed report on the situation? I'll simply mention that Francesca has left the club (she might hanging around at PSR) and that Lena is partly of Yugoslav descent but is German. Not to mention her weight which is not exactly on the lower side of the scale but those generous shapes do look good on her!

Gfe Finder
08-07-10, 14:04
clearly, gfe excelled himself with a 3 day tour-de-force at bernd`s and was kind enough to provide us with an excellent series of posts that captures both his own sated pleasure and the pleasures of the `hof while in full flow. milf`s ? why yes indeed some of the finest along with their younger sisters?

but the ambience and attention to customers- no, make that guests, is fully captured by gfe as is their way of going beyond the call of duty that makes it and the girls stand out like a monger`s hard on. i did not see any reference to `sharks` or other pirep001orial activities during gfe`s 3 day visits. au contraire.

gfe`s recounting of his `hof tour very much deserves to be added to the rod section for future reference, i will do so.

many thanks gfe for taking the time to report on your time in the nrw countryside. ymmv.

excess <now looking up travel possibilites to make his own inspection>

excess,

you're welcome and thanks for the rod nod! i'm always glad to hear that my reports are helpful and enjoyable.

you've made a valuable point that i'll try to keep in mind in the future. i've referred to the other patrons as customers but guests really is the more accurate term. it's not just the better service, it's the desire to return again and again and again because everyone made you feel welcome and content.

thankfully no sharks on those days. there were quite a few at oase, and i even had the misfortune to be almost snagged by one.


as to the empty box i found in a club (cabergolin tablets 0.5 mg), it's mainly used to limit the production of milk after an abortion. more interestingly for us maybe is the fact that it shortens or even eliminates the male refractory period (the time needed for a man to get a second orgasm ;-))

fwiw, i've tried cabergoline a few times with no noticeable results.



i'd also like to thank excess for his very detailed report on the situation?

you're welcome as well (i assume you meant me?)



i'll simply mention that francesca has left the club (she might hanging around at psr) and that lena is partly of yugoslav descent but is german. not to mention her weight which is not exactly on the lower side of the scale but those generous shapes do look good on her!


thanks for the updates on francesca and lena. francesca seemed sweet but did seem kind of nervous when i talked with her which is why i held back. lena specifically mentioned to another guest that she was from yugoslavia. i wonder why she would hide german heritage?

Gooroox
08-07-10, 15:37
You're welcome as well (I assume you meant me?)Oops, of course I meant you, dear Gfe Finder ;-)


Thanks for the updates on Francesca and Lena. Francesca seemed sweet but did seem kind of nervous when I talked with her which is why I held back. Lena specifically mentioned to another guest that she was from Yugoslavia. I wonder why she would hide German heritage?I have no idea why she would hide it but she explicitely told me 'mein Vater stammt aus dem ex-Jugoslawien und meine Mutter ist Deutsche'. Whatever, she's a fun girl to talk to.

West By Sun
08-08-10, 03:30
Present:
1. Anja
2. Angie
3. Anna
4. Babsi
5. Dana (now a blonde and smokin’ hot! )
6. Erika
7. Francesca (new, tall, dark hair, from Romania, 30, speaks English well)
8. Katja [dyed red hair with black-haired and partially shaven pussy, (someone asked a while ago what color her pussy hair was. I hope this answers the question and settles the matter.)]
9. Magda
10. Mara
11. Natalie (with longer hair, slightly past her shoulders)
12. Rita (now with shorter hair which now hugs the top of her neck)
13. Sandra
14. Sandy
15. Sarah (new, tall, blonde, A cup, ~35, from Croatia)
16. Suzan (dyed blonde, tied back hair, large breasts, early 20s, from Turkey)
17. Tanja



Thank you for your report. I have never been to Bernd's but I hope to. Does this club usually have only less than 20 girls? Is it normal here? I feel that is too limited number of girls for me....because I only know bigger clubs....

WBS

Boomer10
08-08-10, 07:29
Does this club usually have only less than 20 girls?
Yes.


Is it normal here?

Yes.


I feel that is too limited number of girls for me....because I only know bigger clubs....

I think Bernds would be hard pressed to handle more girls. With about 17-18 girls and about 10-12 rooms, getting a room can be a problem at peak times. So I think 17-18 girls is near the upper limit of what the club can accomodate without causing long waits. On the plus side, watching Mara bent over, looking through a keyhole to see if a room may become available shortly is a sight not to be missed.

boomer

Gooroox
08-08-10, 10:50
Yes.

With about 17-18 girls and about 10-12 rooms, getting a room can be a problem at peak times. So I think 17-18 girls is near the upper limit of what the club can accomodate without causing long waits. On the plus side, watching Mara bent over, looking through a keyhole to see if a room may become available shortly is a sight not to be missed.

boomerHi Boomer,

I think you're pretty generous regarding the number of rooms at Bernd's. In the basement, you have three rooms (the open one and two others which have been renovated), on the ground floor you also have three and I think there are two more on the ladies' floor (one massage room and another one, I think. I've never been there)

Grtz,

Gooroox

Iseeu
08-08-10, 22:12
Hi Boomer,

I think you're pretty generous regarding the number of rooms at Bernd's. In the basement, you have three rooms (the open one and two others which have been renovated), on the ground floor you also have three and I think there are two more on the ladies' floor (one massage room and another one, I think. I've never been there)
Actually, there are 4 rooms in the basement, the open room, and 3 with doors, 3 on the main floor, and one upstairs next to the massage room which is only used when the other rooms are all busy, when a Sandra "massage" spills over into the adjacent room, or by special request. That makes a total of 8 rooms.

But at the Hof, any available surface will suffice, and I've seen (actually I've particpated in some of these) copulating couples on the couches and on the floor in the upstairs lounge, on the staircase going down to the basement, on the couches, swing, and barstools in the downstairs lounge, behind the bar, on the small couch in the open room, in the sauna and in the downstairs shower- basically, everywhere except the dining area and the backyard.


So I think 17-18 girls is near the upper limit of what the club can accomodate
That's correct. 18- 20 is their full roster at any given time, and they will only have the full complement on special party days.

Thank you for your report. I have never been to Bernd's but I hope to. Does this club usually have only less than 20 girls? Is it normal here? I feel that is too limited number of girls for me....because I only know bigger clubs....
Isn't quality more important than quantity? Even in one of the bigger clubs, you'll only session with 4-5 of the women. Once you've made your selection, the rest are backdrop scenery. At Bernd's, you're virtually certain of having a good session, if not an exceptional one, since there's a natural selection at play, the law of survival of the fittest, which determines that only the best service providers can last at a club which depends on return customers, and not transient business.
I too like to visit the bigger clubs for the eye candy and superior facilities, but those are not the primary reason that we visit these clubs, is it?

Iseeu
08-08-10, 22:27
Great series of reports. Wish I could find 3 successive days for visits. Thanks for the great writing and details.
Babsi and Sandra make a great team and I've taken the of two of them on my own. In this case you got to enjoy double pleasure on someone else's half of a dime.
Well done!

Boomer10
08-09-10, 00:07
Actually, there are 4 rooms in the basement, the open room, and 3 with doors, 3 on the main floor, and one upstairs next to the massage room which is only used when the other rooms are all busy, when a Sandra "massage" spills over into the adjacent room, or by special request. That makes a total of 8 rooms.


It's been awhile since I visited the top floor. I seem to recall there being 2-3 doors plus the massage room. Since my mind was on the lovely Mara and not on other matters, my count of the number of doors could be off. {And it never crossed my mind that the rooms would be used for things other than entertaining guests. I guess I assumed the girls just showed up at the club naked! 8^) }


But at the Hof, any available surface will suffice, and I've seen (actually I've particpated in some of these) copulating couples on the couches and on the floor in the upstairs lounge, on the staircase going down to the basement, on the couches, swing, and barstools in the downstairs lounge, behind the bar, on the small couch in the open room, in the sauna and in the downstairs shower- basically, everywhere except the dining area and the backyard.


Yep. During my last visit, I was sitting on the downstairs couch, when Mara sits down next to me (she has an open invitation), after kissing me on the cheek, opens my towel and begins a bj. A short time later, on goes the gummi and on goes Mara. Once I'm finished, off comes the gummi and round 2 begins. When I'm at attention again, she points down and says "We're going to have to do something about that." We get up and head to the small couch in the open where we eventually end doing a standing doggie. Gosh, I love germany.

Gfe Finder
08-09-10, 14:42
Here's what I get for number of guest rooms, if memory serves

Officially

4 downstairs: the open windowed bedroom, the one with the whirlpool, and 2 others

3 on the ground floor: 1 by the lockers, 1 in the hallway, 1 at the end of the hallway

1 upstairs next to Sandra's office

for a total of 8

Unofficially

(By which I mean that I have either seen or heard of couples going at it in these locations)

1 on the ground floor + 1 in the basement (viz., the couches. I too have seen couples going at it here. It's a fairly unique and enjoyable sight.)

1 swing downstairs (Mara told me that she'd done it and contrary to my perception it was perfectly comfortable and fun there.)

1 shower downstairs (I wanted to take a shower after a session but instead found a guest banging the now-departed Michelle doggy style; I suppose we could add the upstairs one too as a theoretical possibility)

1 downstairs bar (Anja was getting pounded from one of her regulars)

1 couch in the windowed bedroom (while another couple was using the giant bed)

for a total of 7 unofficial rooms and 15 in total.

I didn't say anything before as I assumed Boomer10 was counting some subset of the unofficial rooms in his total.

Gfe Finder
08-09-10, 14:48
Great series of reports. Wish I could find 3 successive days for visits. Thanks for the great writing and details.
Babsi and Sandra make a great team and I've taken the of two of them on my own. In this case you got to enjoy double pleasure on someone else's half of a dime.
Well done!

You’re welcome. Among other reasons, I think it’s good to document these fun times in detail lest I get in a LTR where this may no longer be an option. “Once upon a time, life was simple for me. I remember how and why….”

As for finding the time-- for the important things, I make time! :)


But at the Hof, any available surface will suffice, and I've seen (actually I've particpated in some of these) copulating couples on the couches and on the floor in the upstairs lounge, on the staircase going down to the basement, on the couches, swing, and barstools in the downstairs lounge, behind the bar, on the small couch in the open room, in the sauna and in the downstairs shower- basically, everywhere except the dining area and the backyard.

Some of those places I’ve seen sessions as well. However, I’d be surprised if anyone chose the sauna voluntarily for sex (it’s going to be hot enough, do you want to make it worse? :confused: ) I’ve seen foreplay on the staircase and behind the bar, but not actual sex. I’d assume that it’s discouraged as people do need to get up and down the stairs and Jessee, Alina, Rosie, etc. do need to work (i.e. serve drinks) behind that bar.

BTW, foreplay (up to and including oral sex) is possible outside but as you know intercourse is now done indoors only.

Gfe Finder
08-09-10, 14:51
Thank you for your report. I have never been to Bernd's but I hope to. Does this club usually have only less than 20 girls? Is it normal here? I feel that is too limited number of girls for me....because I only know bigger clubs....

WBS

You're welcome. I hope by now we've answered your questions.

For some people, an essential component of an FKK visit is to look at an extensive amount of “eye candy,” defined as dozens of under-25 optifucks. Bernds can’t offer that, so if this is critical to you look elsewhere.

I can tell you that it’s anywhere from difficult to impossible to make a bad choice, however. Even if you’re specifically looking for under-25 optifucks, Jenny, Suzan, and Sandy come to mind. On these bases, I’d join Iseeu and urge you to give the club a try.

Gooroox
08-09-10, 20:31
Even if you’re specifically looking for under-25 optifucks, Jenny, Suzan, and Sandy come to mind. On these bases, I’d join Iseeu and urge you to give the club a try.Ines might not be under 25 (I heard she was 27) but I still consider her as a very doable optifuck too. Her breasts are splendid and her cute little ass is an absolute beauty to watch.

Cheers,

gooroox

Nille Copenhagen
08-11-10, 00:39
I would say Rita has a nice body too, I must take Ines for a spind next time then.

Cheers

Boomer10
08-11-10, 04:18
Here's what I get for number of guest rooms, if memory serves
I think your memory served you better than mine, but I have a good excuse, I stay in a pretty distracted state of mind while I'm there.


I didn't say anything before as I assumed Boomer10 was counting some subset of the unofficial rooms in his total.
Naw, I was trying to count the number of doors from memory. Apparently, I can still do calculus, I just can't add.

Toscana
08-11-10, 13:51
I must take Ines for a spind next time.If Hessen Bub said he took Ines for a Spind, she'd be very upset.

West By Sun
08-12-10, 02:13
Even if you’re specifically looking for under-25 optifucks, Jenny, Suzan, and Sandy come to mind. On these bases, I’d join Iseeu and urge you to give the club a try.

Gfe Finfer, Boomer10, Iseeu, thank you to reply me.

It is really impressive that the small club Bernd's thread has been posted a lot of reports in ISG and I have heard legendary reputation about this club. I must be tourist in Germany and I have custom to stay in a Fkk club a half day or a whole day till closing time when I visit. I am a eye candy beggar and I enjoy many gils try to fuck me.

This place seems to be so small that I don't know if I am allowed to spend long relaxing time inside, I gonna give a try, following Gfe finder's advice. However I do not need young girls in Bernds, I love milfs.

WBS

Gfe Finder
08-12-10, 02:56
Gfe Finfer, Boomer10, Iseeu, thank you to reply me.

It is really impressive that the small club Bernd's thread has been posted a lot of reports in ISG and I have heard legendary reputation about this club. I must be tourist in Germany and I have custom to stay in a Fkk club a half day or a whole day till closing time when I visit. I am a eye candy beggar and I enjoy many gils try to fuck me. This place seems to be so small that I don't know if I am allowed to spend long relaxing time inside, I gonna give a try, following Gfe finder's advice. However I do not need young girls in Bernds, I love milfs.

WBS

In that case, Bernds may be a better choice for you than you realize. Animation is forbidden at Bernds, so the girls don't hassle you for a session. Thus, you can relax if you want.

The other consequence of this policy is that the girls use more creative and clever means to entice you. (See my recent report, Day 2 under "The Cast Showoff" for some examples.) Between this and the very welcoming guests and girls, I'd say it's quite easy to spend a relaxing day (or 3) there.

Iseeu
08-12-10, 06:39
Gfe Finfer, Boomer10, Iseeu, thank you to reply me.

It is really impressive that the small club Bernd's thread has been posted a lot of reports in ISG and I have heard legendary reputation about this club. I must be tourist in Germany and I have custom to stay in a Fkk club a half day or a whole day till closing time when I visit. I am a eye candy beggar and I enjoy many gils try to fuck me.

This place seems to be so small that I don't know if I am allowed to spend long relaxing time inside, I gonna give a try, following Gfe finder's advice. However I do not need young girls in Bernds, I love milfs.

WBS
WBS,
Come join us on the 17th for a relaxing day enjoying many girls, eye candy and Milf's allike, all trying to f*ck you. Looks like there will be a few ISGers visiting that day.

London Traveller
08-19-10, 22:58
After reading all about this place on the forum i thought it would be on my list for potential places to visit on my current trip to Frankfurt, even though it is really quite a distance away. I took the opportunity to go there as the weather was predicted to be not quite warm enough for sunbathing (in which case I would have preferred to go to Oase) and I thought that as an indoor venue predominantly it would suit a greyer day quite well.

Unfortunately I had developed a slight cold shortly before this Germany trip (I seem to be dogged by bugs this summer) and I woke up after a bad night's sleep, with a bit of a cough and headache. This had largely settled down by about 10 am so I thought I would take myself off to Bernds with some ibuprofen.

The drive took almost 2 hours along a fairly straightforward motorway route from my Frankfurt hotel. The tiny winding road that actually took me to the village where Bernds is, was quite a contrast. I almost missed the house as I was expecting a big sign like at Oase or World (silly me!). Although my satnav took me exactly to the right house because I couldn't see a sign I drove past cautiously. I then spotted a largish but not unattractive women in the prostitute's off-duty uniform of a grey leisure suit walking down the road towards me. I did a prompt U-turn and, as predicted, she walked into Bernd's, which is easily identifiable by a big house number (28) sign at the side and the presence of quite a few cars in the car park of the house. I parked right outside and went in at about 1.20 pm.

The door was opened by an attractive olive-skinned brunette with a nice body who told me (when I asked) that her name was Iris. I can't say that everyone seemed to be overjoyed to see an English-speaking newbie on the premises. In fact I got the impression that I might be a bit of an imposition. The other thing I also noticed was the cigarette smell of the place (more about this later). The thing which most seemed to preoccupy the older lady who I then met at the reception was where I had parked my car (they must have problems with the neighbours about this). She was reassured that I had actually parked mine on the correct premises. The pricing was explained to me by the older woman. 70 euros to get in, with free drinks and food, then 50 euros for a shag (she didn't use that precise term though). Iris took me through to the locker room, which is the room which leads out into the garden. After showing me the locker and giving me a towel she went away. I actually had no idea where the showers were (they were just outside the room - right opposite the door with a bedroom door on the left in between, but I soon located them. I also wasn't shown where the slippers were kept and as the first man I saw was barefoot I initially assumed that there weren't any. It was only later on, about half way though my stay there, that I saw someone else being given slippers from the closed cabinet in the changing room behind the lockers.

It is also important to know that there are two sizes of towel at Bernds. One size is the larger one for wearing round the place (athough I saw that this wasn't big enough for some of the folk there who had found XXXL ones from somewhere or maybe brought their own) and there is a smaller size for using after a shower. I was unaware of this until after I showered having had my one sex session (more of this below) when I used my large towel to dry myself and then tried to tie the little one round my waist. I had got i all the way round and tied it up but there was a bit of a gap in the thigh area, so I obtained another towel which I was tying the other way round so as to cover the gap. The girl I had been with saw all this little bit of nonsense going on and produced a larger towel, giving it to me in a rather patronising way - actually taking it on herself to strip the other towels from me herself and not leaving it to me. Anyway, I'm getting a bit ahead of myself.

Another girl, slightly curvier but not really any friendlier, then showed me round the place. The garden, the loo, the ground floor bar and sitting area, the upstairs (OK I wasn't shown it I was just told not to go there unless I had booked a massage as it was the girls area) and the downstairs bar, sitting area and sauna. When we were just going down the stairs my hostess, who was Dana a girl well reviewed on the site, introduced me to another girl Anna, a tall blonde, who is also well thought of in previous posts. However, Anna looked as though she didn't really want to know me and was rather distant when I said hello.

After that I was left to my own devices so I went to have some food as it was lunchtime. I had reasonable salad with potatoes and a sort of kebab stew which was the hot main dish. All perfectly edible if a bit tasteless.

I then sat in the garden for a bit. There was another punter sitting out there and also an older woman in the working girls nude outfit but with a huge towel wrapped round pretty much everything, who was mostly chatting with the domestic lady. The doorbell was going fairly frequently so it seems to be a popular place.

When I got bored I went to the downstairs bar to see what was happening there. I had thought that this was non-smoking during my tour as the air was clearer there but it now was apparent that there was smoking everywhere as there was the pall of fug and ashtrays everywhere. There were four guys all looking rather bored, a couple of them chatting at the bar. I sat on the couch by the window and waited to see what would happen. I noted that Iris (I might have got her name wrong slightly) came out of a room with a guy and was quite affectionate, giving him a kiss. She had a stonking firm body with perky tits and nipples. Then Anna came down and immediately served one guy with a drink, then sat on the other side of the bar with another guy and chatted away to him happily. He put his hand on her thigh and one thing led to another... they were soon off to a room together.

I then went upstairs and sat in the ground floor room. Here i saw a bit more action. Firstly I sat next to a pale MILF with big boobs (I forgot her name) with a tattoo on one of them. She was friendly but looked more like someone who would be my secretary than someone I would shag (I know they're not mutually incompatible things but my secretaries are usually plump MILFS and I haven't fancied any of them so far). I didn't want to waste her time so I moved onto the main U shaped sofa. There was soon some action here as a brunette with hair piled up and fried egg tits was soon giving rather a nice BBBJ to her companion, who was definitely appreciative. They went off together. Then a similar thing happened with another couple, and again with the pale milf and a skinny guy - she was actually very affectionate. I thought I had better get a move on and this show stuff was getting me in the mood but I didn't fancy any of the girls I had seen so far and was somewhat put off the ones who had been recommended on this site that I had met because of their lack of social charm (i.e. no eye contact, no smiling etc). I then saw a skinny blonde with a cute face and D cups who seemed to fit the bill. She came in and out a bit and then disappeared (probably upstairs) for a while but eventually she came down again and I sat next to her.

Her name was Magda and she began smoking a cigarette just as I positioned myself. She chatted friendly enough to start with, she was from Gdansk, had been in Germany 6 years and was now 27. She had elfin facial features and was having her teeth repositioned with some metalwork, which I didn't mind at all, although she seemed a bit sensitive about it. Then we were chatting away when suddenly a guy poked his head around the corner of the room and gave her a hello and a smile. This seemed to galvanise her into action. Suddenly she stubbed out her ciggy and I got a mouthful of the smoke (UGH!) as she kissed me. Kissing generally wasn't full on but was lip contact with a bit of tongue flicking, although this wasn't unpleasant at all. After a bit of this she parted my towel and sucked me into prominence. I can't have been giving much of a show because the guy opposite left his perch at this point, whereas he had been interested in the previous sofa action. She let me put my fingers in her pussy which was very wet, but much too wet for her to have been turned on at this point - she must have filled it full of goop when she was upstairs.

I had gone beyond the point of no return now and I wasn't really happy with the rush. We went to the room between the showers and the changing area. It was full of smoke - I suggested we went somewhere else and she made a disparaging comment about my non-smoking status and just opened the window a little more, saying we couldn't move anywhere else. She shut the door with a pillow behind it, leaving it slightly ajar - this meant that while we were at it later on some other folk tried to get into the room!

The kissing continued and she got me hard again with more bbbj. I had fingers in her. The smoke had started to fade (on her breath and in the room) and things began to improve. She had nice shapely natural tits, which I liked a lot, and it was fun to watch her suck me in the mirror with me on my knees on the bed and her tits hanging down. Soon we were shagging and we went through various positions. During doggy i was calling her name 'Magda' but she didn't respond, which I thought a bit odd. After I said her name a few times she asked me not to say it any more but to say nothing at all! She then got on top and squatted. Normally this is a position that really gets me going but she seemed to lose interest after a few squats and so did little me at this point, sensing that something was wrong. She then took of the condom, gave me more bbbj for a bit and finished me off, not in the most pleasant way but not badly, with a hand job up into her hanging tits. So far not bad.

Immediately we stopped she began to give me a little lecture about how she didn't like me saying her name while we were having sex. This was a new one to me. Normally I get told off for a faux pas such as putting my finger up an unwilling bum hole or spanking a bit too hard, however merely mentioning a girl's name has previously not been something which has caused offence. She bundled me out of the room quickly as Dana and a 31 year old man who looked younger wanted it and I was expecting to give her the cash there and then but it turned out that she just asked for my name and key number, as the tab was kept at the reception desk for settling up when I left.

I then showered and went back to the ground floor room. Soon the brunette with the eggy tits came back and sat opposite me and next to a young looking girl with a teenage body (distinctively she had a good amount of pubic hair left) who was having a boring conversation with a geeky guy in glasses. Soon she was doing the kissing and then bbbj thing on the couch but the brunette was distracting me with a little show - she had spread her legs and was fingering her pussy for me - however I had too recently been occupied with Magda for me to want to go with another girl immediately so I had to decline her advances.

After the girl and geeky boy had left for the room another guy came and sat down the end of the sofa and Anna came to chat to eggy tits. A girl who had been downstairs earlier came up and made a bee line for the guy - Anna and eggy were decidedly pissed off by this as both the lady at reception and Dana who showed me round had emphasised to me that the girls would not approach me but I needed to go up to them if I wanted anything. I caught Anna's eye and we smiled now - the girls generally seemed to be friendlier to me once I had shagged Magda, except Magda who ignored me comprehensively.

I went to have some more to eat. This time I had the same meal as before except substituting cold meatballs for the stewed kebabs which had been lying there all day.

After eating I went to look at what was going on. A grey haired punter had settled himself on the swinging garden couch thing (what are they called?) in the outdoor area and a tall attractive black girl who had been there all day was there with him. she had spread out one of the sheets that they put on the bed before sex in this place. I thought some action was going to happen and I sat on the lounger opposite to get a good view (the three of us were the only people in the garden). The black girl now gave old greyhair a kiss or two and got him nice and hard with a hand job and bbbj. I was keen to see how they would manage sex on the swing, as were some female onlookers from an upstairs window of the house, but the girl went inside and soon greyhair followed.

I was really getting a bit fed up with the constant ciggy odour everywhere (it's still with me as I write as it covered all my clothes in the locker!) so decided to leave at about 5.30 pm.

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Gfe Finder
08-20-10, 14:05
After reading all about this place on the forum i thought it would be on my list for potential places to visit on my current trip to Frankfurt, even though it is really quite a distance away. I took the opportunity to go there as the weather was predicted to be not quite warm enough for sunbathing (in which case I would have preferred to go to Oase) and I thought that as an indoor venue predominantly it would suit a greyer day quite well.

Unfortunately I had developed a slight cold shortly before this Germany trip (I seem to be dogged by bugs this summer) and I woke up after a bad night's sleep, with a bit of a cough and headache. This had largely settled down by about 10 am so I thought I would take myself off to Bernds with some ibuprofen.

The drive took almost 2 hours along a fairly straightforward motorway route from my Frankfurt hotel. The tiny winding road that actually took me to the village where Bernds is, was quite a contrast. I almost missed the house as I was expecting a big sign like at Oase or World (silly me!). Although my satnav took me exactly to the right house because I couldn't see a sign I drove past cautiously. I then spotted a largish but not unattractive women in the prostitute's off-duty uniform of a grey leisure suit walking down the road towards me. I did a prompt U-turn and, as predicted, she walked into Bernd's, which is easily identifiable by a big house number (28) sign at the side and the presence of quite a few cars in the car park of the house. I parked right outside and went in at about 1.20 pm.

Yes, this can be tricky if you don't know what to look for. Since it's in a residential neighborhood with a lot of children, they don't wish to be anymore distinct than putting a large number 28 on the house and a discreet "Privatclub" sign on the door which you have to walk up to see.


The door was opened by an attractive olive-skinned brunette with a nice body who told me (when I asked) that her name was Iris. I can't say that everyone seemed to be overjoyed to see an English-speaking newbie on the premises. In fact I got the impression that I might be a bit of an imposition. The other thing I also noticed was the cigarette smell of the place (more about this later). The thing which most seemed to preoccupy the older lady who I then met at the reception was where I had parked my car (they must have problems with the neighbours about this).

The receptionist you met was most likely Conny. They have had problems with visitors blocking the neighbors, and since they (apparently) choose to tow offenders it's in everyone's best interest to clear this up right away.



She was reassured that I had actually parked mine on the correct premises. The pricing was explained to me by the older woman. 70 euros to get in, with free drinks and food, then 50 euros for a shag (she didn't use that precise term though). Iris took me through to the locker room, which is the room which leads out into the garden. After showing me the locker and giving me a towel she went away. I actually had no idea where the showers were (they were just outside the room - right opposite the door with a bedroom door on the left in between, but I soon located them. I also wasn't shown where the slippers were kept and as the first man I saw was barefoot I initially assumed that there weren't any. It was only later on, about half way though my stay there, that I saw someone else being given slippers from the closed cabinet in the changing room behind the lockers.

I had to ask Conny about this too during my first few visits, too.


It is also important to know that there are two sizes of towel at Bernds. One size is the larger one for wearing round the place (athough I saw that this wasn't big enough for some of the folk there who had found XXXL ones from somewhere or maybe brought their own) and there is a smaller size for using after a shower. I was unaware of this until after I showered having had my one sex session (more of this below) when I used my large towel to dry myself and then tried to tie the little one round my waist. I had got i all the way round and tied it up but there was a bit of a gap in the thigh area, so I obtained another towel which I was tying the other way round so as to cover the gap. The girl I had been with saw all this little bit of nonsense going on and produced a larger towel, giving it to me in a rather patronising way - actually taking it on herself to strip the other towels from me herself and not leaving it to me. Anyway, I'm getting a bit ahead of myself.

I've made this mistake a few times and discreetly asked the girls for another larger towel. Sorry to hear that Magda apparently didn't handle this discreetly.



Another girl, slightly curvier but not really any friendlier, then showed me round the place. The garden, the loo, the ground floor bar and sitting area, the upstairs (OK I wasn't shown it I was just told not to go there unless I had booked a massage as it was the girls area) and the downstairs bar, sitting area and sauna. When we were just going down the stairs my hostess, who was Dana a girl well reviewed on the site, introduced me to another girl Anna, a tall blonde, who is also well thought of in previous posts. However, Anna looked as though she didn't really want to know me and was rather distant when I said hello.

If you're a first time visitor with an unknown probability of returning the girls might be wary about making an effort to entice you--- they would make all this effort and it could be all for naught. Unfortunately, they miss the opportunity to broaden and diversify their customer base.


After that I was left to my own devices so I went to have some food as it was lunchtime. I had reasonable salad with potatoes and a sort of kebab stew which was the hot main dish. All perfectly edible if a bit tasteless.

I then sat in the garden for a bit. There was another punter sitting out there and also an older woman in the working girls nude outfit but with a huge towel wrapped round pretty much everything, who was mostly chatting with the domestic lady. The doorbell was going fairly frequently so it seems to be a popular place.

When I got bored I went to the downstairs bar to see what was happening there. I had thought that this was non-smoking during my tour as the air was clearer there but it now was apparent that there was smoking everywhere as there was the pall of fug and ashtrays everywhere. There were four guys all looking rather bored, a couple of them chatting at the bar. I sat on the couch by the window and waited to see what would happen. I noted that Iris (I might have got her name wrong slightly) came out of a room with a guy and was quite affectionate, giving him a kiss. She had a stonking firm body with perky tits and nipples. Then Anna came down and immediately served one guy with a drink, then sat on the other side of the bar with another guy and chatted away to him happily. He put his hand on her thigh and one thing led to another... they were soon off to a room together.

I then went upstairs and sat in the ground floor room. Here i saw a bit more action. Firstly I sat next to a pale MILF with big boobs (I forgot her name)
with a tattoo on one of them. She was friendly but looked more like someone who would be my secretary than someone I would shag (I know they're not mutually incompatible things but my secretaries are usually plump MILFS and I haven't fancied any of them so far).

This was likely Angie.


I didn't want to waste her time so I moved onto the main U shaped sofa. There was soon some action here as a brunette with hair piled up and fried egg tits was soon giving rather a nice BBBJ to her companion, who was definitely appreciative. They went off together. Then a similar thing happened with another couple, and again with the pale milf and a skinny guy - she was actually very affectionate. I thought I had better get a move on and this show stuff was getting me in the mood but I didn't fancy any of the girls I had seen so far and was somewhat put off the ones who had been recommended on this site that I had met because of their lack of social charm (i.e. no eye contact, no smiling etc). I then saw a skinny blonde with a cute face and D cups who seemed to fit the bill. She came in and out a bit and then disappeared (probably upstairs) for a while but eventually she came down again and I sat next to her.

Her name was Magda and she began smoking a cigarette just as I positioned myself. She chatted friendly enough to start with, she was from Gdansk, had been in Germany 6 years and was now 27. She had elfin facial features and was having her teeth repositioned with some metalwork, which I didn't mind at all, although she seemed a bit sensitive about it. Then we were chatting away when suddenly a guy poked his head around the corner of the room and gave her a hello and a smile. This seemed to galvanise her into action. Suddenly she stubbed out her ciggy and I got a mouthful of the smoke (UGH!) as she kissed me. Kissing generally wasn't full on but was lip contact with a bit of tongue flicking, although this wasn't unpleasant at all. After a bit of this she parted my towel and sucked me into prominence. I can't have been giving much of a show because the guy opposite left his perch at this point, whereas he had been interested in the previous sofa action. She let me put my fingers in her pussy which was very wet, but much too wet for her to have been turned on at this point - she must have filled it full of goop when she was upstairs.

I've heard of this trick-- make the guy feel how aroused you are.


I had gone beyond the point of no return now and I wasn't really happy with the rush. We went to the room between the showers and the changing area. It was full of smoke - I suggested we went somewhere else and she made a disparaging comment about my non-smoking status and just opened the window a little more, saying we couldn't move anywhere else. She shut the door with a pillow behind it, leaving it slightly ajar - this meant that while we were at it later on some other folk tried to get into the room!

The kissing continued and she got me hard again with more bbbj. I had fingers in her. The smoke had started to fade (on her breath and in the room) and things began to improve. She had nice shapely natural tits, which I liked a lot, and it was fun to watch her suck me in the mirror with me on my knees on the bed and her tits hanging down. Soon we were shagging and we went through various positions. During doggy i was calling her name 'Magda' but she didn't respond, which I thought a bit odd. After I said her name a few times she asked me not to say it any more but to say nothing at all! She then got on top and squatted. Normally this is a position that really gets me going but she seemed to lose interest after a few squats and so did little me at this point, sensing that something was wrong. She then took of the condom, gave me more bbbj for a bit and finished me off, not in the most pleasant way but not badly, with a hand job up into her hanging tits. So far not bad.

Immediately we stopped she began to give me a little lecture about how she didn't like me saying her name while we were having sex. This was a new one to me. Normally I get told off for a faux pas such as putting my finger up an unwilling bum hole or spanking a bit too hard, however merely mentioning a girl's name has previously not been something which has caused offence.

Sorry to hear that your experience with Magda didn't go well.



She bundled me out of the room quickly as Dana and a 31 year old man who looked younger wanted it and I was expecting to give her the cash there and then but it turned out that she just asked for my name and key number, as the tab was kept at the reception desk for settling up when I left.

I then showered and went back to the ground floor room. Soon the brunette with the eggy tits came back and sat opposite me and next to a young looking girl with a teenage body (distinctively she had a good amount of pubic hair left) who was having a boring conversation with a geeky guy in glasses. Soon she was doing the kissing and then bbbj thing on the couch but the brunette was distracting me with a little show - she had spread her legs and was fingering her pussy for me - however I had too recently been occupied with Magda for me to want to go with another girl immediately so I had to decline her advances.

After the girl and geeky boy had left for the room another guy came and sat down the end of the sofa and Anna came to chat to eggy tits. A girl who had been downstairs earlier came up and made a bee line for the guy - Anna and eggy were decidedly pissed off by this as both the lady at reception and Dana who showed me round had emphasised to me that the girls would not approach me but I needed to go up to them if I wanted anything. I caught Anna's eye and we smiled now - the girls generally seemed to be friendlier to me once I had shagged Magda, except Magda who ignored me comprehensively.

I went to have some more to eat. This time I had the same meal as before except substituting cold meatballs for the stewed kebabs which had been lying there all day.

After eating I went to look at what was going on. A grey haired punter had settled himself on the swinging garden couch thing (what are they called?) in the outdoor area and a tall attractive black girl who had been there all day was there with him. she had spread out one of the sheets that they put on the bed before sex in this place. I thought some action was going to happen and I sat on the lounger opposite to get a good view (the three of us were the only people in the garden). The black girl now gave old greyhair a kiss or two and got him nice and hard with a hand job and bbbj. I was keen to see how they would manage sex on the swing, as were some female onlookers from an upstairs window of the house, but the girl went inside and soon greyhair followed.

Once upon a time, I was told that you could have sex outdoors. Then one of the neighbors complained about the noise so they forbid the girls from doing this. Foreplay up to and including oral sex I've seen, never intercourse.


I was really getting a bit fed up with the constant ciggy odour everywhere (it's still with me as I write as it covered all my clothes in the locker!) so decided to leave at about 5.30 pm.

You are far from the only one to complain about this. For example, there was a report on Rheinforum a while ago about a local who visited and not only couldn't stand the smoke but complained that it stained his clothes as well.

Some time ago, the upstairs bar was supposed to be designated a non-smoking area to comply with a then recently-passed law in Germany. But for whatever reason (I vaguely recall a local mentioning that the law was being challenged) it didn't stick and now one can (and many do) smoke everywhere.

Thank you for your detailed report. I'm sorry that your first time apparently didn't live up to expectations but I'll say what I've said before: you may have to invest in a few visits before the appeal of Bernds (outstanding service and atmosphere among other things) becomes obvious to you.

Romeomustdie
08-22-10, 10:12
After making a first commitment to the senior leadership I met at the HOF, I decided to post my first report on ISG. I first found out the HOF about 2. 5 years ago from here from the great reports. I make it to Germany only every now and then I stick to what I like. And definitely the HOF is a great place for repeat visitors.

One question to London, when did you visit on this report? I was there on this past Tue and Magda had not been there since 6 weeks and the girls were not sure when she would come back. I hope I can find where she ends ups at becasue she can be moody, but she has been great recently.

So over the last 2 or so years I have visited the HOF maybe once every two to three months. (at the beginning I also was at Oase (found it too business like) and Club Tabulos (wow. But haven't been there recently) and then discovered Bernd's.

This vist the past week, I per chance met a few of the senior leadership on this board who I ran into since they were speaking english, Iseeu and Breadman and another seasoned veteran from Ireland. Hearing some fo the stories makes me feel like just an amateur.

To the girls: My regular, Babsi, was on vacation(Dammit!) but this gave me a chance to see some new blood. There were the girls that I knew and had sessions with: Angie, Mara, Dana(looks good with the lighter hair), Jenny. The girls I have never sessioned with: Susan from Turkei, Natalie, Katja and here crew downstairs, Anna and taller blond (I always forget her name). Leonie and Francheska (spinner from Romania) were also there.

I was there Mon night and then came back Tue afternoon for a few short hours. I decided to try Susan on Mon since I really like busty women and she delivered the normal HOF session with all the usual services. She and I had a nice conversation beforehand and afterwards but didn't get the animal chemistry that I get from Babsi. It may have been the lack of passionate DFK, DFK was there but not at the "10" level". Would recommend, but I may only go back to her if others were not available.

After a rest, I tried natalie, who is usually busy but was sitting there on the couch and free. We had seen each other previously and she also has a nice rack. There I hit paydirt. All the services were there but I really felt the passion in the bedroom. She wanted round two in the room right away but I couldn't do it. I told here I would be back tomorrow afternoon.

I did go back, had another 9. 5 session and will be seeing her again on my next trip.

So to all the people thinkin about visiting. Just do it. It may take a repeat visit or two, and it doesn't hurt to speak german, but the easy going atmosphere and service that you get at the HOF is unbeatable!

Greeting to Iseeu and Breadman and the Irish fellow. You guys are unbelieveable. I have to figure out how to get some more disposable income!

OzPunter
08-23-10, 17:58
So to all the people thinkin about visiting. Just do it. It may take a repeat visit or two, and it doesn't hurt to speak german, but the easy going atmosphere and service that you get at the HOF is unbeatable!I agree Romeo, on a good day not much beats the Hof, but it can take a few visits before you really feel comfortable there, especially if you're a non German speaker.

I've found once you get in to the same relaxed vibe as everyone else, it turns into a great day.

Looking forward to going there on Friday (haven't been there for about a year), let me know if any of you will be there.

By the way is Sandra still doing massage there?

London Traveller
08-23-10, 22:28
One question to London, when did you visit on this report? I was there on this past Tue and Magda had not been there since 6 weeks and the girls were not sure when she would come back. I hope I can find where she ends ups at becasue she can be moody, but she has been great recently.I was there on Thursday 19 August, the same day that I posted my report.

Euro100
08-24-10, 03:16
This vist the past week, I per chance met a few of the senior leadership on this board who I ran into since they were speaking english, Iseeu and Breadman and another seasoned veteran from Ireland. Hearing some fo the stories makes me feel like just an amateur

...

Greeting to Iseeu and Breadman and the Irish fellow. You guys are unbelieveable. I have to figure out how to get some more disposable income!

The "Irish fellow" was none other than Irishpussyman. He, Travelerb69, and I had just been on a tour of duty in Rio together. I had tried to get him to visit Paradise together with me (see my report in that section), but obviously he had a better offer ;).

BTW, Iseeu, et al.: Where is the report that has serve as minutes whenever several senior members of the board have a meeting? Remember, you don't want to be in violation of the open meetings act ...

Marlow
08-24-10, 08:04
She was at Traum Paradies for a long time and considered by many to be a hit. Then to Bernds, back to TP, then back to Bernds. A lovely looking girl, but I would confirm your impression of her. Not really into it. Though with you she was really having a bad day.
If you had spoken to the management, which I think you should have done, then Magda would probably have been invited to seek employment elsewhere.
To give a client a hard time as she did is unforgivable.
I suspect Madga has, for a while now, turned sour. She puts out for certain people, mostly regulars whom she feels obliged to step up for.

Nille Copenhagen
08-24-10, 08:35
I agree Romeo, on a good day not much beats the Hof, but it can take a few visits before you really feel comfortable there, especially if you're a non German speaker.

I've found once you get in to the same relaxed vibe as everyone else, it turns into a great day.

Looking forward to going there on Friday (haven't been there for about a year), let me know if any of you will be there.

By the way is Sandra still doing massage there?Yes Sandra is still doing massage at the Hof, she is not working everyday, I was there on a Friday and got a great massage from her.

Rob Raunch
08-24-10, 16:38
I saw these cheerleader-pictures are up on their website:

http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de/hofgalerie.html

I will be there at the Stewardess-Party on september 10th (long story, old phantasy -heheheh)

Does anyone have plans to go also?

Seeya

Gooroox
08-24-10, 19:02
Yes Sandra is still doing massage at the Hof, she is not working everyday, I was there on a Friday and got a great massage from her.Sandra works on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Fats
08-24-10, 20:43
Her profile on the Traum-Paradies website is as follows:
Magda



Alter: 23 Jahre
Größe: 163 cm
Konfektionsgröße: 34
Körbchengröße: 75D
Haarfarbe: rot

Meine Spezialitäten

Französisch ohne Gummi
Französisch beidseitig
Körperbesamung
Küssen/Schmusen
Dildospiele
Dessous
Strip
Lesbenspiel
Fußerotik
Natursekt aktiv
Erotische Massagen

and she's not to bad looking either--

London Traveller
08-24-10, 21:53
She was at Traum Paradies for a long time and considered by many to be a hit. Then to Bernds, back to TP, then back to Bernds. A lovely looking girl, but I would confirm your impression of her. Not really into it. Though with you she was really having a bad day.

If you had spoken to the management, which I think you should have done, then Magda would probably have been invited to seek employment elsewhere.

To give a client a hard time as she did is unforgivable.

I suspect Madga has, for a while now, turned sour. She puts out for certain people, mostly regulars whom she feels obliged to step up for.I'm not sure that I could have done this, especially as I speak no German and, without exception, the staff at Bernds didn't seem to appreciate an English-speaker turning up at their place. As I indicated in my report, I wasn't exactly welcomed in a friendly manner at Bernds and the distance everyone kept from me was not conducive to making a complaint. Magda was the first girl I saw there and I assumed that they were all like her: unsmiling and critical. I actually suspect that she rushed me through her service in a very irritable way because a regular customer of her had arrived and she wanted to get it on with him (this was the man who I reported had said Hello, to her in the lounge which had galvanised her into prompt action with me). Immediately after seeing me she went up to him in the garden but he didn't want to see her then so she returned to the sofa (therefore there had actually been no need for her rush). This rather cliquey atmosphere and poor service, unsurprisingly, along with the ciggy smoke, contributed to my decision to leave and not try another girl. I am unable to recommend Bernds to someone going there for the first time unaccompanied by a regular customer who could make appropriate introductions. IMHO this place is like a club where one needs to be introduced in order to be made welcome.

Marlow
08-26-10, 23:31
..hmm, 'No English speakers please'...a knotty one to unravel. I do suspect that we do not do ourselves any favours at times by the way we behave. big clubs you can get away with it, but tiny Bernds we can stick out like ..well, I leave you to add the anatomical part I am thinking of. It is a clash of national characteristics mixed with how many behave when 'off base'.
Though board members I know personally I would never put in this catagory.

London Traveller
08-27-10, 11:15
..hmm, 'No English speakers please'...a knotty one to unravel. I do suspect that we do not do ourselves any favours at times by the way we behave. big clubs you can get away with it, but tiny Bernds we can stick out like ..well, I leave you to add the anatomical part I am thinking of. It is a clash of national characteristics mixed with how many behave when 'off base'.

Though board members I know personally I would never put in this catagory.Hi M,

You are absolutely correct that I stood out at Bernds by the way I behaved. I was at all times polite, friendly and smiling, unlike all the staff I saw there and quite a number of the other punters.

Kiwi 69
08-27-10, 20:19
I'm not sure that I could have done this, especially as I speak no German and, without exception, the staff at Bernds didn't seem to appreciate an English-speaker turning up at their place. As I indicated in my report, I wasn't exactly welcomed in a friendly manner at Bernds a ..............................IMHO this place is like a club where one needs to be introduced in order to be made welcome.I've always gone solo to Bernds and never had a problem. My (very) limited 'Pidgin Deutsch" has never been a problem, some of my all time great sessions have been with a girl who speaks NO English at all. Sure I always call to see if at least one of my favorites is working, OK, I'm pickier than most regarding playmates, but I never feel there is a shortage of girls ready and willing to party (and I ain't a babe magnet !) even if they aren't my "type".

London Traveller
08-28-10, 08:47
I've always gone solo to Bernds and never had a problem. My (very) limited 'Pidgin Deutsch" has never been a problem, some of my all time great sessions have been with a girl who speaks NO English at all. Sure I always call to see if at least one of my favorites is working, OK, I'm pickier than most regarding playmates, but I never feel there is a shortage of girls ready and willing to party (and I ain't a babe magnet !) even if they aren't my "type".Sounds great. You must be known to them though if you know the girls well enough to have 'favourites'. The problem I had at Bernds clearly wasn't a difficulty about being on my own, as there were plenty of other guys there flying solo, and I also don't have a problem with girls who speak no English, as long as they have the right attitude, in fact it can be a lot of fun trying to communicate in pidgin and sign language!

The difficulty really was the unfriendliness of everyone and the lack of service provided. This started right away when I came in when, instead of being given a big 'hello!', I was given the third degree about where I had parked my car. Then I was shown the locker but not where the showers or the slippers were, and things pretty much carried on like that for the rest of the afternoon. When I said 'hello' to the girls who I saw at first (about four different ones) I received a hostile stare and minimal responses and, I hadn't mentioned this before, pretty much every time I asked for a drink at the bar I was made to feel that I was interrupting a conversation. The coup de grace was when Magda, who behaved in the room as though she was late for something very important, gave me a critical lecture for saying her name during sex! I'd hardly call that 'great service' or the 'party' spirit!

It's great to know that some people, such as yourself, have better experiences than I did at Bernds. Maybe you (or another regular customer) could go with me next time and things will improve? I would be delighted to be proved wrong about this place.

Kris Maru
08-28-10, 10:49
..hmm, 'No English speakers please'...a knotty one to unravel. I do suspect that we do not do ourselves any favours at times by the way we behave. big clubs you can get away with it, but tiny Bernds we can stick out like ..well, I leave you to add the anatomical part I am thinking of. It is a clash of national characteristics mixed with how many behave when 'off base'.

Though board members I know personally I would never put in this catagory.I totally disagree with you. I had never faced any problem in Bernds because of not speaking German. I am from india and a regular visitor for so many years. All the staff and girls are very cordial and shows no discrimination for non Germans.

Italy 1974
08-28-10, 20:20
Absolutely true! I am a regular at Benrd's since 7 years: I speak no German at all and I was always treated very well either by girls and staff.

I am sure a vast number of not-German speakers can confirm this.

Italy 1974


I totally disagree with you. I had never faced any problem in Bernds because of not speaking German. I am from india and a regular visitor for so many years. All the staff and girls are very cordial and shows no discrimination for non Germans.

Nille Copenhagen
08-29-10, 12:41
Absolutely true! I am a regular at Benrd's since 7 years: I speak no German at all and I was always treated very well either by girls and staff.

I am sure a vast number of not-German speakers can confirm this.

Italy 1974I also agree that the girls are nice to everybody even non-German. Many girls there are not even German.

Be nice to the girls and they will be nice to you, simple rule.

Breadman
08-29-10, 16:15
This is a club where YMMV. Period.

My first visit here several years back was a negative experience overall, some cute girls but not enough to my liking. And the attitude of the lady behind the bar when I asked for a beer was just as London Traveller described...very cold personality. But this last trip when Isseu was singing a german song she joined right in with a huge smile.

So it helps if your with a regular...or are a regular yourself.

Angus Magee
08-29-10, 16:43
My first visit here several years back was a negative experience overall, some cute girls but not enough to my liking. And the attitude of the lady behind the bar when I asked for a beer was just as London Traveller described...very cold personality.

Not that sure I want to get into this scuffle but I do have some thoughts on grumpy Germans as I have been living here now for 6 years, visiting regularly 4 years before that. I know grumpy Germans very well. It is kind of a national trait as I see it. And I also experience that these same grumpy Germans, when approached in just the right way, the softest sweetest people I have ever met. What is the right way? Make 'em laugh. This can be difficult but the German sense of humor is actually pretty keen, especially when they look at themselves. I usually tease them a bit about the grumpiness and they laugh then melt. They do see it I think, the grumpiness, and are kind of dying to give it up and laugh.

So I do not discount your observations, it is true that Bernds has a clubby atmosphere that had I not been with Iseeu I myself might have found off putting. But if you crack that grumpiness barrier, it is in this mongers opinion one of the best, if not the best, In Germany.

As for YMMV-is not this whole damn hobby YMMV? Is not life itself YMMV?

AM

Meindorfer
08-30-10, 08:14
Germans know very well they are the most disliked nation in Europe, and with reason."Germany once again fared best in the poll, with every country viewing it positively and 61% of people rating it favourably, up from 55% last year."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/7873050.stm

Meindorfer

Italy 1974
08-30-10, 10:41
Marlow,

I have aòways appreciated your posts on ISG but I think that in your last message you have gone too far.

Tuough I am not German I think that it's not fair (and moreover it's not true) to describe a whole nation as racist and rude. Charme may be not the distinctive quality of Germans but they are far from the way you have described them.

Kind regards,

Italy 1974


Angus, I am glad you can get them to roll over and tickle their tummies.

But as someone who has been here a lot longer than six years, my opinion is that Germans are rude and bolshie.

The nice ones work in international businesses so have learned some Anglo-Saxon savvie and charm.

But your average kraut is pessimistic, melancholic and bad tempered. I marvel at their ability to go from normality to rage in one move.

Upset a German (not difficult) and you get a torrent of abuse.

Let's face it, if you were known worldwide as a friendly nation you would not need to spend the entire 2006 World Cup runnning a PR campaign trying to convince everyone what great people you are.

Germans know very well they are the most disliked nation in Europe, and with reason.

And in what other country would sex workers get away with putting 'no foreigners' in their adverts?

One shopping trip to Aldi is surely enough to convince you. 'is that bag yours? Is it empty? Are you a thief? '

My answer is always 'No, I stole it, arrest me. '

And abusive Germans are best answered with either of the following. 'Why are you treating me like a Jew? ' or 'You are one reason we fought the second world war. '

You have to be cruel to be kind.

Euro100
08-30-10, 12:48
... is never a good idea.

Not all Germans are grumpy, just as not all Americans are cheerful. It is silly to make extrapolations from a few experiences to an entire nation. Marlow, I am sure you realize that there are a lot of Germans on this board, too, and you are not exactly endearing yourself to them with blanket comments of the kind you have produced below.

Let's get back to discussing pussy.

Hessen Bub
08-30-10, 13:19
my opinion is that Germans are rude and bolshie.
But your average kraut is pessimistic, melancholic and bad tempered. I marvel at their ability to go from normality to rage in one move.
Upset a German (not difficult) and you get a torrent of abuse.
Let's face it, if you were known worldwide as a friendly nation you would not need to spend the entire 2006 World Cup runnning a PR campaign trying to convince everyone what great people you are.
Germans know very well they are the most disliked nation in Europe, and with reason.

Wow, that's some stereotype bullshit from a sex tourist, coming to Germany, enjoying our sex infrastructure. We do have on of the most liberal laws concerning prostitution. That's why you folks fly 8.000 kilometers to spend your holidays in German FKKs and fuck girls from all over the world.


And abusive Germans are best answered with either of the following. 'Why are you treating me like a Jew?' or 'You are one reason we fought the second world war.'

Maybe it's you who brings out the "abusive" side in the Germans you meet?

WW II ended 65 years ago, you are talking to generations that have been born way after 1945. Do I remind you of the heroic times of slavery, discrimination of black people and what happened to the native Americans? No, I do not.

HB

Angus Magee
08-30-10, 13:46
Angus you big Scottish oaf. STFU with the grumpy German posts in the Bernds thread!

Sorry guys. After posting my grumpy post I wanted to go back and delete it as I knew it might stir things up but I was too late. Damn short edit time.

Hessen Bub-where is that Yoda like calm I so admire you for.

Marlow-We Are The World. Did M J not teach you anything ;)

Euro-Your wisdom I am in awe of. Power to the Pussy

Peace out guys & back to the muff stuff.

AM

Big30
08-30-10, 13:57
Wow, that's some stereotype bullshit from a sex tourist, coming to Germany, enjoying our sex infrastructure.

Maybe it's you who brings out the "abusive" side in the Germans you meet?

WW II ended 65 years ago, you are talking to generations that have been born way after 1945. Do I remind you of the heroic times of slavery, discrimination of black people and what happened to the native Americans? No, I do not.

HB

Wanted to react on the post of M. E1000, HB and AM already did and I fully agree with them. I am not a fan of generalisations and stereotyping ... .

But I must leave now. Yes on my wooden shoes, must go shopping, buy some Gouda Cheese, some tulips and check the dikes. A lot of rain has fallen and maybe I must put my finger in the Dike to prevent a flood :)!

And low let us go back to normal Business again please!

Regards,
B30

Angus Magee
08-30-10, 14:03
maybe I must put my finger in the Dike to prevent a flood :)!

Now there's an idea. Where I find one in Berlin. Oh, I thought you said dyke


And low let us go back to normal Business again please!


And they sat that the Dutch do nothing but sit around in coffee shops all day smoking bud.

AM

Hessen Bub
08-30-10, 14:09
Hessen Bub-where is that Yoda like calm I so admire you for.

I was sipping on my liter of beer, chewing on my bratwurst and sauerkraut, scratching my leather-trouser's-covered-ass and reading that post, deciding wether to reply or not. Then my bad temper raged and I had to answer. Back to the dark side of the force ... ;)

HB

Ortos
08-30-10, 14:53
Sounds great. You must be known to them though if you know the girls well enough to have 'favourites'. The problem I had at Bernds clearly wasn't a difficulty about being on my own, as there were plenty of other guys there flying solo, and I also don't have a problem with girls who speak no English, as long as they have the right attitude, in fact it can be a lot of fun trying to communicate in pidgin and sign language!

The difficulty really was the unfriendliness of everyone and the lack of service provided. This started right away when I came in when, instead of being given a big 'hello!', I was given the third degree about where I had parked my car. Then I was shown the locker but not where the showers or the slippers were, and things pretty much carried on like that for the rest of the afternoon. When I said 'hello' to the girls who I saw at first (about four different ones) I received a hostile stare and minimal responses and, I hadn't mentioned this before, pretty much every time I asked for a drink at the bar I was made to feel that I was interrupting a conversation. The coup de grace was when Magda, who behaved in the room as though she was late for something very important, gave me a critical lecture for saying her name during sex! I'd hardly call that 'great service' or the 'party' spirit!

It's great to know that some people, such as yourself, have better experiences than I did at Bernds. Maybe you (or another regular customer) could go with me next time and things will improve? I would be delighted to be proved wrong about this place.


It's so intriguing to see a guy like London Traveller giving us a completely new perspective on what has, for several years now, been an FKK icon, the oldest kid on the FKK block, Bernd's. I know this is a really different report, but LT's paragraphs, both in his original report on his experiences at Bernd's, and in his follow ups, all have the ring of truth and authenticiy about them. LT: It is clear (to me, at least) that you are not on some kind of Bernd's bashing mission, but rather just "telling it like it" is/was for you. I bet there is a bit of aloofness and "holier than thou" attitude there with respect to non-German/non-Stammgast visitors who some girls there (now) might (sub-conscisously) classify as "sex toursists" who are on a one-time visit.

I think we have to ask: Is Bernd's 2010 the same club as Bernd's 2009 or 2008/7?

As Aristotole noted in the 2nd cent B.C. : All is fluid, nothing is immune to change."

Gfe Finder
08-30-10, 15:39
It's so intriguing to see a guy like London Traveller giving us a completely new perspective on what has, for several years now, been an FKK icon, the oldest kid on the FKK block, Bernd's. I know this is a really different report, but LT's paragraphs, both in his original report on his experiences at Bernd's, and in his follow ups, all have the ring of truth and authenticiy about them. LT: It is clear (to me, at least) that you are not on some kind of Bernd's bashing mission, but rather just "telling it like it" is/was for you. I bet there is a bit of aloofness and "holier than thou" attitude there with respect to non-German/non-Stammgast visitors who some girls there (now) might (sub-conscisously) classify as "sex toursists" who are on a one-time visit.

If true, this concerns me greatly. Bernds and the girls there ultimately hurt themselves by not making efforts to expand their customer base.


I think we have to ask: Is Bernd's 2010 the same club as Bernd's 2009 or 2008/7?

As Aristotole noted in the 2nd cent B.C. : All is fluid, nothing is immune to change."

Is it the same club? Of course not! What remains relatively constant is the service level among the girls. Sure, they come and go but the odds of picking a bad one remain low-zero.

Keep in mind that surviving for nearly 30 years even in the midst of a 2nd Great Depression says something in and of itself. They wouldn't be around and popular unless they were doing a lot of key things well. Not necessarily perfectly, but well.

Hessen Bub
08-30-10, 16:31
On German boards you do find some negative reports on new girls that do not comply with the Hof service level. Haven't been for years.

HB

Nille Copenhagen
08-30-10, 17:46
Because some ISG member has a bad day at Bernds, it is totally childish to blame it on the Germans!

If I had bad service or bad food at McDonalds, should I blame it on all Americans.

Warning for newbies.

Bernds is a bit special club, if you come with an attitude and with great expectation for club, you will get disappointed.

I went there with a friend and he was disappointed and didn't session at all,

We also meet 2 guys from Paris, they were also very disappointed as left pretty early without

Any session.

I came to Bernds with an open mind, well aware of the familiar atmosphere.

I had a great time with the girls and staff and I'm non-German.

Short advice:

If you don't like Bernds don't go there.

The place is small and they don't need to expand as they have enough fans from all over the world.

The American men magazine had for sometimes ago nominated Bernds in top-10-brothels of the world.

http://www.Askmen.com/top_10/dating/top-10-brothels_6.html

Are they sane or are they insane some may ask.

Nille

Breadman
08-30-10, 19:44
But as someone who has been here a lot longer than six years, my opinion is that Germans are rude and bolshie.


I'll admit that some of the small privately run hotels have great customer service. Friendly attitudes and go the extra mile. All seem to have last names that sound a bit polish though.

Euro100
08-30-10, 20:40
I think we have to ask: Is Bernd's 2010 the same club as Bernd's 2009 or 2008/7?

As Aristotole noted in the 2nd cent B.C. : All is fluid, nothing is immune to change."

Ortos, I would have to say yes, it is exactly the same. Connie was just as moody then as she is now. There is a large core of girls still present from back then, and they have not changed one bit (except for the obvious in that they put on a few extra years). The food is still supplied by Reuter and still barely eatable. Some of my favorite girls have left (and in the case of Leonie ... returned), and some others have joined. There are till some MILFish ladies, who I would not do, even if they paid me. Pretty much nothing changed.

Yes, the girls are moody sometimes. But in my book this is a good sign. It tells us that this place is as fas away from forced prostitution as can be. The girls are free agents, who come to the club out of their own free will. (I don't know all of them, of course, but I know a few quite well.) And they have been moody 5 years ago, too. And cliquish towards each other, and sometimes petty, and sometimes arrogant. Just like us! I think that this is some of the appeal of this club. The girls come here as real persons, and they are not afraid to show that. If Magda doesn't want somebody to shout her name during sex, then she has every right to say so.

This is not a supermarket, where you insert $50 and get automatic product of reproducible quality. Maybe it's more like a farmer's market, where the produce is not quite as polished looking and waxed, but organically grown and more authentic :D. Or maybe I am just blowing hot air out of my ass ...

As far as Aristotole is concerned: I got nothing.

Angus Magee
08-30-10, 20:55
I1

I think we have to ask: Is Bernd's 2010 the same club as Bernd's 2009 or 2008/7?

As Aristotole noted in the 2nd cent B.C. : All is fluid, nothing is immune to change."

If Bernds did not change I would be concerned, and check my own pulse.

As Angus said im 2010 A.D. Change is inevitable, So you'd better count it ;)

Gfe Finder
08-30-10, 21:04
Short advice:

If you don't like Bernds don't go there.

I agree. It's not for everyone, particularly if you're not willing to invest in a few visits.


The place is small and they don't need to expand as they have enough fans from all over the world.

Not sure I would entirely agree here, though. It is small but I have noticed that attendance has fallen off from 2-3 years ago. You don't notice this so much on party days. I assume this is why Bernds has had more of them lately.


The American men magazine had for sometimes ago nominated Bernds in top-10-brothels of the world.

http://www.Askmen.com/top_10/dating/top-10-brothels_6.html

Are they sane or are they insane some may ask.

Nille

Sane to pick Bernds, insane to put them so low, extremely insane to put any American brothel above them. Stay out of Nevada if you want a good time with P4P!

Hessen Bub
08-30-10, 21:23
"Der Hof" is special. Atmosphere. Girls. Location. Service. Staff. Size.

It does have some 70's charme and ambience. Not my cup of tea. To small. To old. Girls not my type. So - within German's you will find Hof-lovers and -haters.

HB

Gooroox
08-30-10, 21:50
Der Hof, you love it or you hate it. Life can be simple at times, can't it?