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Akibono
08-31-10, 03:35
"Der Hof" is special. Atmosphere. Girls. Location. Service. Staff. Size.

It does have some 70's charme and ambience. Not my cup of tea. To small. To old. Girls not my type. So - within German's you will find Hof-lovers and -haters.

HB

Sounds like vintage porn. Kind of cheezy at times, but hot, hot, hot.

Euro100
08-31-10, 03:37
The top-10 list of brothels at http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/brothels.html was quite interesting. I have been to more than half of them and must say that I do not agree at all with the selection.

Here are the top 10 of AskMen:

10. Big Sister, Prague
9. The Site, Sidney
8. FKKW, Pohlheim
7. Nana, Bangkok
6. Bernds, Lichtenberg
5. Oase, BHH
4. Centaurus, Rio
3. Relax, Hamburg
2. Bunny Ranch, Carson City
1. Tiffany's, Sidney

Putting Relax and the Bunny Ranch into this list is a joke, IMHO. I have not been to the two Sidney clubs, but will have to try.

My personal selection:
10. Baccara, Pattaya
9. Centaurus, Rio (best-looking girls in Rio)
8. Paradise, Stuttgart (for the facilities)
7. FKKW, Pohlheim
6. Black, BA (best-looking girls in Argentina)
5. Love Story, Sao Paulo
4. Adelita, Tijuana (for the adrenaline high)
3. Oase, BHH (for some of the most outstanding sessions I ever had)
2. 4*4, Rio (for the sheer sexual energy)
1. L'uomo, Rio (my home away from home :))

Other really good places would have made the list, if they had not closed down (Atlantis, Help!, ...). I still love Bernds, but top 10? No.

Travelerb69
08-31-10, 06:26
A bit off topic considering this is Bernds’ thread but always informative and certainly better than posts full of prejudice…

My top ten clubs:

1-The Globe, Zurich-fucking expensive, like everything in Switzerland, but best line-up I have ever seen in all my life on my 3 visits (3 days in a row), remarkable quality of service, it is somewhat like Bernds(but less kinky)- bad providers do not last there.

2-Golden Time, Bruggen- many people describe it like a sex-factory; some of my best sessions ever were there, at NRW prices, recent reports are not so good, so things might have changed.

3-4x4, Rio de Janeiro- for the hectic, sexy atmosphere, number of girls-more than 100 sometimes, very good value for your money

4-World, Pohlheim-best facilities, atmosphere, just love the place

5-Solarium, Rio de Janeiro, a less known Termas with a terrific lineup and not as expensive as Centaurus

6- Oase, Bad Homburg, club has something that is difficult to put into words, despite the terrible food

7- FKK 39, Bochum- One girl per coach and non-approach policy, coach action, good food, good price, but sometimes lineup is not so good, used to be better

8- Salamax, Valencia, Spain- nice facilities, beautiful and not aggressive girls (rare in Spanish clubs), good variety of girls nationalities

9- Partytreff Mettman, Mettman- Older women, some of them could be Bernds girls’ mothers, but very good service, absolutely anything goes, kinky, kinky and funny, public sex, careful because women do you there, sometimes not possible to choose

10-Centaurus- fucking expensive and not very friendly management but terrific lineup, regarding that the best in Rio

As for Askmen list-they probably never went to any of these clubs, just second hand info, based on twisted info and reputation.

Euro, no Vila Mimosa :confused:in your list? I am disappointed:rolleyes:...

Tb69

Angus Magee
08-31-10, 07:02
I will be brief, for once.

Top 1 Club-The one that I am at, Reason-I am there and from this monger's perspective what counts is one's presence. If I am thinking about the other 9 in the list, I ain't at number 1.

Rule of Cabbie-dom (taxi); If your fare is not there, don't pick them up.

AM

Gfe Finder
08-31-10, 07:40
The top-10 list of brothels at http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/brothels.html was quite interesting. I have been to more than half of them and must say that I do not agree at all with the selection.

Here are the top 10 of AskMen:

10. Big Sister, Prague
9. The Site, Sidney
8. FKKW, Pohlheim
7. Nana, Bangkok
6. Bernds, Lichtenberg
They actually think it's in the town of "Schieferhof"-- look it up if you don't believe me.


5. Oase, BHH
4. Centaurus, Rio
3. Relax, Hamburg
2. Bunny Ranch, Carson City
1. Tiffany's, Sidney

Putting Relax and the Bunny Ranch into this list is a joke, IMHO.

Or pandering, or possibly the result of a bribe.... I've no intention of going to either thanks in large part to a.) the horrible things the Bunny Ranch women said about their paying customers on that HBO show and b.) I understand that I might as well flush my money down the toilet or throw it in a fireplace than go to Relax....



I have not been to the two Sidney clubs, but will have to try.

They've messed up there, too. Having been to Sydney, I'd recommend Victoria's Secrets or La Petite Aroma. (When I was there it was less expensive with girls just as good looking IMHO.)


My personal selection:
10. Baccara, Pattaya
9. Centaurus, Rio (best-looking girls in Rio)
8. Paradise, Stuttgart (for the facilities)
7. FKKW, Pohlheim
6. Black, BA (best-looking girls in Argentina)
5. Love Story, Sao Paulo
4. Adelita, Tijuana (for the adrenaline high)
3. Oase, BHH (for some of the most outstanding sessions I ever had)
2. 4*4, Rio (for the sheer sexual energy)
1. L'uomo, Rio (my home away from home :))

Interesting choices. Here's mine:

Honorable Mention: Top Damas, Barcelona, Spain

The only place in Europe that can hold a candle to Germany is Spain, particularly if you like Latinas. I've found this place to have the best lineup in terms of looks, selection, and service when I lived there.

10. Adelitas Bar, Tijuana, Mexico

Relatively easy to get to from major population centers in the US (i.e. Southern Calilfornia), one of my first hobby experiences and my longest (there’s a girl there I still see occasionally.)

9. Eden Club, Bangkok, Thailand

For approximately $90 (if memory serves and the exchange rate stayed constant), I got 90 minutes with 2 (or more if I want to pay for more) bisexual women who brought a suitcase full of toys and goodies. You name a kink or fetish, somebody there will likely cater to it. Best of all is a policy all brothel owners should adopt: if you're not happy, you don't pay!

8. Defiance, St. Maarten, Netherlands Antilles

In the tropical paradise of St. Maarten, here’s a paradise of Colombianas.

7. Hook, Buenos Aires, Argentina

They specialize in college-age Argentinean women and are my favorite bar (thanks also to a more reasonable price point) in the so-called “Triangle.”

6. FKK World, Pohlheim, Germany

The best facilities of the major FKKs in Germany.

5. Hotel Del Rey, San Jose, Costa Rica

This being Costa Rica, there’s plenty to do for tours or outdoor fun. Come here though when you want a broad selection of indoor fun with the ladies.

4. FKK Oase, Burgholzhausen, Germany

Broad selection, great service level among the women, fantastic outdoor facilities.

3. Termas 4 x 4, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

High-end Brasileira service level + selection (>100 on good days) + a fairly unique vibe among the termas.

and tied for #1:

1. Termas L’uomo, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Everyone makes me feel at home here, it’s the only place that can compete with Bernds service levels.

1. Bernds Sauna Club, Hennef, Germany

Quite simply the best service levels in the world.


Other really good places would have made the list, if they had not closed down (Atlantis, Help!, ...).

I never understood the appeal of these places back in the day and I still don’t. Maybe my skull is too thick. :)

Sao Paulo's Bahamas, on the other hand....


I still love Bernds, but top 10? No.

And you choose the Bernds thread to tell us this? ;) Are we ever going to get back to trip reports about this place? :confused:

Nille Copenhagen
08-31-10, 13:29
Wow I didn't realise I opened the Pandora's box (in a good way) for the top 10 brothels by referring to AskMen.

I'm convinced that AskMen didn't checked out the nominated brothels them self, as some places on the list are not good.

My personal ranking, according to the best sexual experiences I had in the brothels. I'm not taking the food and relax facilities in to consideration.

I've not been to Termas yet, but I'm pretty sure the Termas are great, I need to go there someday.

My best sexual experiences at:
1. Villa Vertigo, NRW
2. Lady Marmalade Parties, London
3. Oase, Hessen
4. Samya, NRW
5. Goldentime, NRW
6. Living Room, NRW
7. Artemis, Berlin
8. Palace, Hessen
9. World, Hessen
10.Bernds, NRW

Nille

Kiwi 69
08-31-10, 21:33
Angus, I am glad you can get them to roll over and tickle their tummies.
But as someone who has been here a lot longer than six years, ...................................
You have to be cruel to be kind.Might I suggest you make a visit to France.

Ignorance personified.

Especially after Northern France, you will appreciate the Germans.

Euro100
09-01-10, 00:21
I actually have to argue with myself here, because I forgot about LMP and about Goldentime. Nille is definitely right to make those places top 10 picks. Bummer, that kinda messes up my top 10.

@GFE finder: Yes, Bahamas was special. Too bad the owner mouthed off too much to the city government.

Then again, there were times at the Hof when it really blew my mind. Leonie and Debbie and Jamilla and Steffie on the same day: that really deserved a top 10 billing! OK, forget it; I can't make up my mind.

Iseeu
09-01-10, 00:53
On an extended Asian business trip the last couple of weeks, with 5 Asian beauties keeping me busy during my off time, so I’ve had little chance to follow the forum. It’s winding down now, and I’ll be back in the sex penitentiary soon, so I should have time to respond to posts and file a report on the August Hof inspection.

I’m not sure how this got into the Bernd’s thread, but I saw the ranking of favorite clubs and couldn’t resist posting my own. I agree that the AskMen list is a bunch of crock, doubt that the editors ever visited any of the clubs and guess that it was probably financed by some of the clubs on the list. Aside from the obvious mistakes, there’s no way that Big Sister, Relax, Bunny Ranch (which I’ve been to and isn’t in Carson City) or Nana (which isn’t a club, just a building with bars and go-go clubs) could ever make a serious list.

1. Bernd’s, Lichtenberg, Germany: This one is obvious for those of you who know me or have followed my postings. I thank my lucky stars every day that I’m able to get here regularly and can afford to visit whenever the opportunity arises. It's small, outdated, and can be intimidating for a first time visitor and/or non-German speaker, but it performs its primary purpose, the provision of professional sexual services, exceptionally. I have no doubt that I benefit from being a familiar face, which results in a service level that cannot be matched anywhere. I would be a very frustrated, horny and insufferable middle-aged crank if not for the expert ministrations of the Hof women.

2. Eden, Bangkok, Thailand: Have to agree with the previous poster about this. $100 gets you 2 experienced horny practitioners who will do anything that your perverted mind can think of for 90 minutes of non-stop action. Once you find a favorite, you can order her out to your hotel room for the night and usually most of the next day for about $120.

3. 18 Sauna Club, Macau: After you’ve had a hands-on bath from the young female shower attendants, a foot massage, a scalp massage and ordered dinner from the restaurant, 150 of the most gorgeous Asian women of every size and nationality lineup for you to choose from. An amazing, large beautifully designed place taking up a couple of floors of a high rise hotel and they even have bunks to sleep in if you’re too knackered from all of the treatments. And, it’s all included in the price of the ferry from Hong Kong!

4. Lady Marmalade's, London: In the UK of all places, a once great kingdom not normally known for P4P options, in an upscale central location, nestles this oustanding “gentleman’s party”. Great management keeps a personal eye on every customer creating a fabulous fun atmosphere, If you’re shy or intimidated by the immediate presence of other bodies in the throes of sex, don’t bother. If not, this is simply, one of the most intense sensual experiences on the planet, with lovely, willing lasses, seeking nothing else but your pleasure. And it's even reasonably priced. Just wish the parties would last longer!

5. Oase, Burgholzhausen, Germany: Ok, so the food’s not great, the ventilation sucks, and the place could use a thorough cleaning, but the facilities, especially the pool/ outdoor area are really good, and I find that it's always had the most consistently good and diverse SP lineup of all of the other options in the Frankfurt area. It’s been like that for a very long time, and a night at the Oase, in the arms of some of its stars, with an occasional newcomer thrown into the mix, is hard to beat.

6. 4X4, Rio De Janeiro: This was my first Rio club and remains my favorite, since I’ve only had great experiences there. Agree with the previous posters, it’s hectic, frenzied and crowded but still upscale with almost 100 sexy bundas vying for your loving. It’s impossible to pick a bad companion, and once you click, there’s an excellent chance that the loving will continue outside of the club. Great service ethic and very good value for money.

7. Annie’s, Bangkok: It’s hard to stand out in a place like BKK, where you literally trip over massage parlors as you walk the streets, but Annie’s has been doing it for 20 years, with involved hands-on management, and a nice variety of lovely young masseuses. Located right in poon central, the place needed to be renovated 10 years ago, but it’s easy not to notice the flaking paint job, when you’re being cleaned and brushed by a young bush.

8. Mettmann, Mettmann, Germany: Once again, have to agree with the previous poster. The women are not FKK standard but the service level can’t be beat. Also not for the shy and retiring, but what an incredible, intense experience, right out of the kinkiest most decadent porn movie.

9. Hong Kong, Tijuana, Mexico: Just down the block from Adelita’s which was previously mentioned, I find it less cliquey than A’s, more spacious and easier to find a suitable companion. Probably the most amazing strip club you’ve ever seen. Entering the 4 levels of gyrating bodies, you’re overcome with sensory overload as it’s hard to take in all of the action around you. It's all a bit kitschy, but the senioritas aren’t and for $50, they’re happy to go upstairs with you.

10. Orchard Towers, Singapore: By day, a cheap, sleazy shopping center, at night it’s transformed into one big sleazy pick-up bar. 10 different clubs are located on its 3 floors, with close to 1,000 women to choose from all over the Asian continent. I’ve enjoyed the pleasures of Vietnam, Mongolia, Malaysia, the Philippines, China and Korea here. It’s hard to go wrong, but choose carefully or you may find an unpleasant surprise poking out at you between the sheets.

Honorable Mention:
L’uomo, Rio
Tulip, Bangkok
K9, Prague
Globe, Zurich
World, Pohlheim, Germany
Living Room, Kaarst, Germany
Oxygen Retreat, Dominican Republic

While not strictly P4P places, I would be remiss if I did not mention 3 swinger clubs which are each exceptional in their own way:
Beverly, Solingen, Germany
Miami Velvet, Miami, Florida
Showboat, Holland

Wow, that was fun, especially reliving some of these experiences. Wish that I could visit each one of these places more often. Actually, a trip to Eden right now would do wonders for my itch. Asian lass #3 is going to really enjoy herself tonight. LOL

Henio
09-01-10, 03:14
Well, I can't resist polluting the Bernd's thread with my top 10 list. Will limit to two places in each country to keep some variety:

1. Subic bay, Philippines: The bars along Barrio Barreto in combination with the lazy life there hanging on the beach is great. Can't really name on specific bar there, but there are plenty of them
2. Privee, Tarragona, Spain: This summer had one of the best lineups I have seen in a club in Europe and the sessions were without exception fantastic
3. Angeles city, Philippines: around 300 girly bars side by side, really sleezy place, but great fun, but after a while you just got to get out of that town
4. Sauna 18, Macau: As Isseu says, the lineup
is unmatched in this place if you like Asian women. Chinese, Vietnamese, Mongolian...and even Russian girls there. @Isseu: The price is not included in the ferry ticket, but the ferry ticket is included in the sauna package.
5. Oase, Frankfurt, Germany: IMO the most consistent FKK club in Germany. Lineup is consistently decent, food is consistently bad, rooms are consistently dirty and the lockerroom smell is consistently nasty. Love the place
6. The other 10-15 saunas in Macau: Can't really distinguish between them, but honorable mention to Rio, Excellent, East Spa, Sanado, Boss. Do not really like Fortuna and I loath Supreme sauna for undisclosed reasons
7. Estark, Madrid, Spain: Small place filled with mostly Romanians, but I happen to love Romanians
8. Neptunes, Hong Kong: Good selection of Thai, Vietnamese, Phil and Indo girls there. A good mixture of hardcore old timers and new fresh girls
9. Living Room, Germany: I just really like the place, the management and always have good time there. Lineup last winter/spring was very good
10. Golden time, Vienna, Austria: Only been there once, but at that time they had a great lineup and I had 3 great sessions

What about Bernd's? Well, I really like the place and I can see the attraction of it. The lineup does just not have quite the selection of good looking girls I need, but I will still have it on my places to visit if I am passing by, but wont make a big detour to get there. I agree the service is very good there, but I get the same level of service elsewhere in Germany if I am alert in my selection or go with one of my regulars.

Nille Copenhagen
09-01-10, 10:16
1. Bernd’s, Lichtenberg, Germany:
Bernds is in Hennef, NRW not Lichtenberg

4. Lady Marmalade's, London: In the UK of all places, a once great kingdom not normally known for P4P options, in an upscale central location, nestles this oustanding “gentleman’s party”. Great management keeps a personal eye on every customer creating a fabulous fun atmosphere, If you’re shy or intimidated by the immediate presence of other bodies in the throes of sex, don’t bother. If not, this is simply, one of the most intense sensual experiences on the planet, with lovely, willing lasses, seeking nothing else but your pleasure. And it's even reasonably priced. Just wish the parties would last longer!You can attend the 4 hours party on Saturdays, or 2x2 or 3x3 hours on weekdays.

I love LMP too, intense sex that you can not get in FKKs.

Nille

Boomer10
09-02-10, 01:19
Bernds is in Hennef, NRW not Lichtenberg
Nille I think this was Nille's quote but I really couldn't tell for sure.

Well, mostly yes it is in Lichtenberg, depending upon which Lichtenberg you're talking about or if you mean city limits of Hennef or if you're thnking about the larger town of Lichtenberg that's near Berlin or the one closer to Frankfurt (I saw 3 different Lichtenbergs in different states on a google maps). Bernd's Lichtenberg has the same postal code as Hennef but it's about 5 miles from downtown Hennef. So it is, if you're sending a letter but my understanding is that the village is called Lichtenberg and is marked that way on all of the maps I've seen.

Gfe Finder
09-02-10, 02:15
I think this was Nille's quote but I really couldn't tell for sure.

Well, mostly yes it is in Lichtenberg, depending upon which Lichtenberg you're talking about or if you mean city limits of Hennef or if you're thnking about the larger town of Lichtenberg that's near Berlin or the one closer to Frankfurt (I saw 3 different Lichtenbergs in different states on a google maps). Bernd's Lichtenberg has the same postal code as Hennef but it's about 5 miles from downtown Hennef. So it is, if you're sending a letter but my understanding is that the village is called Lichtenberg and is marked that way on all of the maps I've seen.

Who's right apparently depends on who's asking and for what purpose:

1.) Maps (and the signs actually in and near the village) say Lichtenberg.

2.) GPSes and Google Maps say that Bernds is in Hennef (Sieg.) My GPS does respond to just Hennef also.

3.) The management refers to the place as Hennef/Lichtenberg. Or at least that's how Conny or the "bartender of the day" answers the phone. Before the website update c. 2007, even their business cards just said Sauna-Club Hennef/Lichtenberg.

Of course we know for sure that a.) the town is not named Schieferhof and b.) this is pretty concrete proof that the writers and editors responsible for the askmen.com article never went there.

Big30
09-02-10, 02:16
I think this was Nille's quote but I really couldn't tell for sure.

Well, mostly yes it is in Lichtenberg.

This is the adres:
Bernds SaunaClub
Schieferhof 28
53773 Hennef-Lichtenberg

The City is Hennef and Lichtenberg is a part (Germans call it Ortsteil) of Hennef.
For GPS Hennef is OK even if you want to send a postcard!

B30

Nille Copenhagen
09-02-10, 10:17
I think this was Nille's quote but I really couldn't tell for sure.

Well, mostly yes it is in Lichtenberg, depending upon which Lichtenberg you're talking about or if you mean city limits of Hennef or if you're thnking about the larger town of Lichtenberg that's near Berlin or the one closer to Frankfurt (I saw 3 different Lichtenbergs in different states on a google maps). Bernd's Lichtenberg has the same postal code as Hennef but it's about 5 miles from downtown Hennef. So it is, if you're sending a letter but my understanding is that the village is called Lichtenberg and is marked that way on all of the maps I've seen.Yes it was my quote I just forgot the quote tags.

Well according to my Tomtom GPS is Hennef, if you key in Lichtenberg you'll go to another city in Germany near the Czech border.

Hennef-Lichtenberg is the korrect place.

Iseeu
09-02-10, 20:01
... and they'll tell you that they live in Lichtenberg. Formally, it's true that Lichtenberg is a village in the jurisdiction of Hennef, and receives municipal services from Hennef since it's too small to provide them on its own. It's similar, but not exactly, to the UK shire or US county seat.

Here's an example of it's usage taken from an online listing for Hotel Reuter:
The Hotel Reuter in Hennef, Germany situated Uckerather Straße 72, Lichtenberg can be contacted by phone +49 (0)2242 2655 or fax +49 (0)2242 2655. Here it is unfortunately not yet possible to book online. This accommodation Hotel Reuter would be glad to welcome you soon.

So the Hotel Reuter is in Hennef but it's situated in Lichtenberg.

Never heard anyone say "I'm going to Bernd's in Hennef". It's always; "I'm on my way to Lichtenberg" (and in the context of the conversation it will be understood which Lichtenberg is being referred to) or "I'm going to Schieferhof" (maybe that's why AskMen got it wrong!).

Big30
09-02-10, 20:13
Formally, it's true that Lichtenberg is a town in the jurisdiction of Hennef,

No, Formally Lichtenberg is small Village not a Town, it is what Germans call a Ortsteil or Stadtteil (part of a Town).

Locals will clearly state (they are very proud!), they live in Lichtenberg. But ask some one in Bonn or Koln the route to Lichtenberg and they will shake their heads :).

Actually the same as with Oase in Burgholzhausen also not a town but part of Friedrichsdorf.

FKK-OASE
Ober-Erlenbacher-Strasse 109
61381 Friedrichsdorf-Burgholzhausen
:)

B30

Iseeu
09-02-10, 20:31
No, Formally Lichtenberg is small Village not a Town
You're right it should say village and not town. In the US, we don't really differentiate between the 2. I corrected my post.

But ask some one in Bonn or Koln the route to Lichtenberg and they will shake their heads .Just goes to show that the German schools aren't using the correct geography textbooks. All Germans should be required to learn their geography like we did- on ISG! After all, every dedicated monger knows the route to Lichtenberg. LOL

Big30
09-02-10, 20:39
You're right it should say village and not town. In the US, we don't really differentiate between the 2. I corrected my post.

It is difficult also for me, I lived in Germany for a while but the administrative systems differs a lot from Holland. Not to speak about Counties in the US!

Talking about geography: Oedt, Grefrath, Burgholzhausen, Velbert, Elsdorf, Lohmar, ... :)!

B30

Nille Copenhagen
09-03-10, 00:26
Sorry for starting all the discussions about top 10 brothels and German Geography, quite amusing to see that people are very serious about these matters. LOL

Are we never going to see a Bernds trip report again :)

Nille

Akibono
09-03-10, 02:49
No, Formally Lichtenberg is small Village not a Town, it is what Germans call a Ortsteil or Stadtteil (part of a Town).

Locals will clearly state (they are very proud!), they live in Lichtenberg. But ask some one in Bonn or Koln the route to Lichtenberg and they will shake their heads :).

Actually the same as with Oase in Burgholzhausen also not a town but part of Friedrichsdorf.

FKK-OASE
Ober-Erlenbacher-Strasse 109
61381 Friedrichsdorf-Burgholzhausen
:)

B30


German's are always very logical and orderly. Once you know the rule, everything falls into place.

Excess
09-03-10, 08:12
Exactly Angus.... pithy and to the point.

Every club visit IS a learning experience.

E.


I will be brief, for once.

Top 1 Club-The one that I am at, Reason-I am there and from this monger's perspective what counts is one's presence. If I am thinking about the other 9 in the list, I ain't at number 1.

Rule of Cabbie-dom (taxi); If your fare is not there, don't pick them up.

AM

Rob Raunch
09-03-10, 08:32
Just appeared on Twitter! pictures from THE Hof. in Lichtenberg (near Bonn)

Unser italienischer Tag war SUPER! La Dolce Vita e Belle Donne! Fotos auf unsere Webseite: http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/hofgalerie.html

10. september Bernds Airways Stewardessen-Tag.. unsere sexy Flugbegleiterinnen fliegen mit dir im siebten Himmel! http://bit.ly/9Ha23v

Nice pictures (also showing their house) so everyone knows what to expect.

I will be there on Foxy-Flight-Attendants-Day next week, want to see Leoni attend to my Pilot-needs! (Ahemm!)

Any other ISG-members going?

CU, Rob

Italian Buz
09-13-10, 17:20
Following from my previous report of LR, this report still can keep a time line because after having visited LR my day 1, I was in Bernds my days 2 and 3 of the holiday.

Having in front of me other 11 days of fucking maybe it was not the best idea to immediately start with the most demanding and performing club but one of my fellows wanted to visit it the next day and o took the occasion to share the trip but most of all to have a good and enjoyable company for the day, so thanks to my friend!

We arrive punctual at 1pm for the opening in Hennef, Schieferhof Strasse 28.

Magda opens me and I am already feeling very happy! She recognizes me, remembers my name and I enjoy immediately the warm atmosphere of the place compared with the dizzy German day outside!

We take our time and I lazily chat with my friend and when he starts getting down to business I grab for myself Magda and we talk for a while as well as we have some lunch together (the food in Bernds is always the same in kind and quality, even if the day there was some reasonably good Kaesesahnetorte as a dessert).

Then she goes to one of her regulars and I am left alone downstairs (the day was slow and with not so many guests present at any moment of the day) with Anna.

Who am I to refuse a chat to that nice girl, to kiss her and getting a start of BBBJ?

So after short we are in the room where the supremacy of the service providers at Bernds gets evident. The session with Anna is simply one to remember, just comparable to the one of my very few favorites around in the clubs.

When I am finished I meet again my friend and we had some dinner. The evening comes and we decide to stay in Bernds till the end instead to move to LR because we did not see any need for a change.

I get some work done and my friend has his second session. Afterward I get again grabbed by Magda who accepts that I cheated her just because I went with her friend Anna and then I am obliged to commit myself to her for my second Polish session of the day

Ok with Magda for me everything runs perfectly in the Zimmer, she know what I like I know what she like and we always get along very well. This time she decided (nice from her) that she wanted to be fucked so after a great BBBJ I accomplished to her request till when I just came after a torrid session. Ok I had again the feeling of being done for the day also because I still was feeling the tiring effects of the very long trip of the day before and of the fact that the last night I just slept a few hours!

I wait for my friend to finish his third session and after some recovering time we move back home to the north were we stop over to a Mc for having a late bite and coffee.

I left from Bernds with the promise to the incredulous Magda that the day after I had come back

And so it was, the Day 3 of my trip was again (even if this time alone) in Bernds where I started the debauchery of which I felt the very hard consequences in the last 3/4 days of my trip!

At 1pm I am punctual there and this time I am welcomed by Claudia and accompanied to my locker.

The day starts with Magda seeing me and telling me not to dare to go with anyone else for my first of the day. She wanted it for herself!

So ok, after a couple of hours and after I helped me with some food and a lot of coffee to try to wake up my friend and myself I was ready and there I go. She devastated me as usual and I came out of the room feeling like drained of all my energies. And it was only 4pm of Friday (closing time 1am, lot of people attending the place and a party downstairs being prepared with the help of some regulars.).

I get chatting with some of the regulars already known or introduced to me by Magda and around 7pm downstairs in the club the Polish team (Magda and Anna) + the regular clients + Alina + myself start a very loud party based most of all on a constant flow of alcohol.

Claudia come down at a certain point and with Jenny claims for her share of the party and at the end I give her a nod and we retire to a room. I must say it was also a very good performance, likely not at the high skilled level of Anna but Claudia really did her best to match the highest standards of the profession anyway!

At that point it was like 9, 30pm and I was feeling like a train passed over me so I rejoined the company at the bar downstairs and took part to the conversation that reached the peak of the alcoholism quite soon

11pm (I was almost not drinking because I had to drive 90km back to Kaarst) I had the thought that maybe I still had some energies left and when Erika came down claiming that she needed a man I introduced myself telling her that she had to make a man out of me of the few that remained at the end of the day!

And ok, that was it, it was not a long Zimmer – actually quite short – but I was still able to a last pop thanks to the very good oral skills of Erika that I really enjoyed!

And that was the end of the day, at 00, 30am I was leaving the place and very tired I simply kept myself hardly awake till I arrived back to my hotel. I was like a zombie at that time and just collapsed in the bed. But thanks as always to Bernds!

My consideration of the place is always the same, if you are the kind looking for skinny teenagers do not get there but if you are looking for a friendly and accommodating atmosphere and the best and most solid services on the market without failure that's the place!

As usual, who does not speak German is a bit cut of from the conversation but in any case I never see really bored faces in Bernds.

ITB

Marlow
09-17-10, 17:46
So, I surmise nobody is getting laid at present at Bernds, and taking up geography instead.

I am into topography myself.....the distant breasts on the horizon, the escarpment of thighs, between which nestles the mound of Zanadu and all its pleasures......

Iseeu
09-20-10, 02:00
So, I surmise nobody is getting laid at present at Bernds, and taking up geography instead.

I am into topography myself.....the distant breasts on the horizon, the escarpment of thighs, between which nestles the mound of Zanadu and all its pleasures......
I was there last week. The breasts were visible in the near horizon, I struggled, but managed to scale a few thigh escarpments, and my wet tongue and hot member comfortably nestled in some mounds of Xanadu. Sounds like a passage from a bad Harlequin romance...

Nothing of note to report. The monthly inspection went well, with the usual complement of providers on hand and a few new additions. I'm working on a report from the August Hof inspection in which I was joined by 2 senior members and an ISG lurker, RomeMustDie (love the moniker), who has already posted his own missive. Time permitting, I hope to finish it this week.

Fats
09-23-10, 00:29
Not really a report about the Hof, but most of us probably know Jamilla from here and Parksauna Residenz doesn't have a thread forum for itself. Anyhoo..
Jamilla is now back at PSR and is no longer at YinYang. She's been bouncing between various clubs since leaving Bernd's so she could be gone today but she was there yesterday. According to Google Maps, the Hof and PSR are 28.8 km apart and driving time should be 26 minutes so both clubs in one day should be easy as long as you have a car.

http://www.parksauna-residenz.de/

Gfe Finder
09-26-10, 10:15
Not really a report about the Hof, but most of us probably know Jamilla from here and Parksauna Residenz doesn't have a thread forum for itself. Anyhoo..
Jamilla is now back at PSR and is no longer at YinYang. She's been bouncing between various clubs since leaving Bernd's so she could be gone today but she was there yesterday. According to Google Maps, the Hof and PSR are 28.8 km apart and driving time should be 26 minutes so both clubs in one day should be easy as long as you have a car.

http://www.parksauna-residenz.de/

Yes, I can confirm the sighting and approximate drive time. I saw Jamila there yesterday with my own eyes, after another great 3-day adventure at the Hof. (Reports to come!)

Myrmidon
09-30-10, 20:16
The Canadian Bacon and Maple Syrup Tour - What does it mean? When I decided to session with a lady, I usually offered her some Canadian 'Maple Syrup'. Most accepted the offer.

Overview:
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This report is further to my previous reports on Palace 1074748 and Oase 1075096.

Tuesday I went to the big DB office in the Hauptbahnhof and bought my tickets to Bernd's in Lichtenberg. Of note, with my selection of times, I got a cheaper, simpler route than last May. Formerly I had paid 125€ and gone from FRA to Seigburg-Bonn on ICE train then S-Bahn to Hennef-Seig. I had returned on an ICE train from Koln. This time I skipped Koln and returned again from Seigburg-Bonn for 118€. I had printed train timetables before I left home so I knew I could take earlier S-Bahn's back to S-B, but I had to catch that one ICE back: it was the last till 4 A.M.

My ICE train to this Mecca for pooners was supposed to depart FRA at 10:10. But I found myself sitting amongst a group of German tourists who were about to depart on a vacation in my Homeland. We had a nice chat and they were able to explain that the train was delayed, eventually 30 minutes due to faulty batteries. This meant I would miss my scheduled connection S-Bahn to Hennef-Seig, but there were lots of them available and I would still arrive at the Hof early. I had planned to spend a bit of time in Hennef-Seig but I could cut that back or do some on the way home. In any event I finally arrived in Seigberg-Bonn and after a brief look around I grabbed a taxi to Reuters Hotel in Lichtenberg, arriving at 12:30 for a cost of 13€, tipped to 18€.

The senior operator of the hotel was on the roof fixing his gutters and he thought I wanted a room. He got his wife and then the cook who spoke some English and I explained that I was on my way to Bernd's but was just stopping here as I was early. All was ok, and I left to tour the village again before getting to the club

Bernd's Sauna Club 22-09-10 13:00 - 20:20
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I arrived at the club at about 12:45 and the door was open, with 1 car waiting in the parking lot. An unknown lady explained that the club was not open till 13:00 which I acknowledged and told her I only wanted to wait there. She agreed. Subsequently prior to 13:00 the lady and another on departed the club. Finally opening time arrived and we went in. This time I got a locker on the left side of the hall, with the entrance to the garden, away from the hot showers. Now and through out my stay there was a steady stream of men, far more than on my last visit in May. The garden was a refreshing alternative to the upstairs lounge or downstairs bar, but few ladies used it.

Commenting on the girls I observed during the day:

Leonie and Katja were notably absent.

Moira / Mara, a pale pretty girl with a notable bush was there but she was quite busy all of my stay and I did not get a chance to speak with her.

The only one more busy than Moria / Mara was Iris of Tunisia. The only time I actually saw her was over lunch with Moira. She was quite attractive, but too busy to be seen by me.

A comment on the Lunch: I had not tried the food last visit, but I corrected that oversight this trip. I found it to be alright, just a little limited. But then I was not there for the food.

I also met Sarah from Croatia and Anna. And what trip would be complete without Babsi, who seemed to remember me from May?

In the end it was Magda that I sessioned with. It had been between her and Anna or perhaps Babsi, but in the end Magda won my favour. Interestingly, she did not wish to do CIM and she reported that she was having trouble with her sore knee. She was seen limping later until she changed to more suitable shoes. Despite these setbacks, Magda proved a terrific kisser and BBBJ administrator. Because I had approached her at the bar, (the only shot I had at her), we moved to the sofa behind the glass in the open room for our mandatory public BBBJ. I lasted as long as I could until we adjourned to the spa room, as the others were occupied. BBBJ, 69, Cowgirl and Doggy all ensued with enthusiasim. It was a wonderful session.

Observation: These girls are good, while in the initial kissing position, across the man's lap and facing him, they can take their opposite hand and reach behind their back and start stroking the man while still kissing.

So having seen Magda, and with no chance apparent for Anna, Moira / Mara I decided to leave a little early at 20:20. First I waited outside for my taxi but as it took a while I waited inside. Guess who let me back in: Moira/ Mara! While waiting at the front desk I dared to place a foot in the bar area to better see the camera monitor out front. For my trouble I was quickly scolded that this was a FKK!

Taxi arrived and cost 15€ to Hennef-Seig. Caught an early S12 to Seigberg-Bonn and had a great, hand made small Funghi (Mushroom) pizza for 4€.

This was the last time I would poon alone. Starting tomorrow I would meet up with my friend from my first adventure and we would go to Oase for Dessous Tag!

Costs for the day: Breakfast 3€, Round trip train fare 118€, Taxi cab fare, to / from Hennef-Seig 15 + 18€, Entrance to Hof 70€, terrific session with Magda 50€, Pizza 4€, beer at strip club on way to hotel, (again) 5€ = 283€. Time in club: over 7 hours.

Thus far the trip had been rather tame: 1 or 2 sessions per day, way down from my last trip. That was about to change.

Ciao!
The Chrome Cowboy.

Breadman
09-30-10, 21:32
Costs for the day: Breakfast 3€, Round trip train fare 118€, Taxi cab fare, to / from Hennef-Seig 15 + 18€, Entrance to Hof 70€, terrific session with Magda 50€, Pizza 4€, beer at strip club on way to hotel, (again) 5€ = 283€. Time in club: over 7 hours.


So two taxi's totaling 33 euro's and the 118 euro train ticket....151 euro's is close to a weekly car rental rate. If you don't or can't rent a car that explains why you have to use public transportation. But to travel that far, stay in a club for 7 hours and only do one pop...in my mind, 150 euro's can be better spent in a frankfurt club or the rld. You'd be amazed how much time a girl will spend with you at Oase or World if you do repeat's with them on the same day, especially on a slow tuesday.

Myrmidon
10-01-10, 03:41
So two taxi's totaling 33 euro's and the 118 euro train ticket....151 euro's is close to a weekly car rental rate. If you don't or can't rent a car that explains why you have to use public transportation. But to travel that far, stay in a club for 7 hours and only do one pop...in my mind, 150 euro's can be better spent in a frankfurt club or the rld. You'd be amazed how much time a girl will spend with you at Oase or World if you do repeat's with them on the same day, especially on a slow tuesday.

The cold math of 118€ + 40€(Cabs) + 70(Entrance) = 228€ just to get into the club. Admittedly, that's pricey. But this is not just any club. And only one pop makes it worse. However, you never know in advance how many pops you may have...it depends on the ladies and my libido. I could have gone with Babsi or Anna or someone else, except that I did not want to. The other girl I had the hots for was busy for most of the day. That's life.

A car could be a cheaper / more flexible alternative. But I have to pay for parking, (My economy hotel has none available, so I have to find a lot). Then I need to pay for petrol & take time to pump it. This assumes that I have gotten GPS so I do not get lost...but we have seen several times here where mongers with GPS have managed to get lost. That would allow it to have the same adventure quotient as the train...as long as I don't hit or get hit by anything. I find getting help very easy with the train, but I am not so sure about in a car on a lonely German back road at night. And the car would only be really needed one day for Bernd's.

In the end, I find the train an adventure. It may be restrictive, but I have managed so far. If I screw up...it is relatively easy to straighten it out. P/T may be expensive, but it is safe and easy to use. In an upcoming report I may make mention of the train back from Oase on Friday night: it was party central, lots of young girls, booze etc. I only observed, but the fun was infectious.

Going into any club is a risk: you never know how many times you will click with the ladies. I am getting older and like variety, so I do not often repeat, with some obvious exceptions. And to paraphrase someone else: the club you are in is the best, and if you have a good time, nothing else matters. I enjoyed my expensive time in Bernd's. Yes, I would have liked to session more, i.e. with Katja, (not there) or someone else who was busy. Also I enjoyed my time in all the clubs. They beat the heck out of what we have here...Happy Pooning!

Nille Copenhagen
10-05-10, 15:14
The Canadian Bacon and Maple Syrup Tour. What does it mean? When I decided to session with a lady, I usually offered her some Canadian 'Maple Syrup'. Most accepted the offer.Hi Myrmidon,

I'm just curious, what did ladies do with the Maple Syrup, poured over you dick and suck it or visa versa

Nille

Myrmidon
10-05-10, 21:34
Hi Myrmidon,

I'm just curious, what did ladies do with the Maple Syrup, poured over you dick and suck it or visa versa

Nille
Hafta try that sometime...

My syrup is nice & creamy...mostly for their licken!

Member #4243
10-17-10, 22:40
I am of Egyptian origin and would like to confirm with members if they have seen customers of all nationalities in bernds as I know clubs like gt can be awkward as I am of egyptian origin.

Thanks,

Mohab

Gfe Finder
10-18-10, 13:10
I am of Egyptian origin and would like to confirm with members if they have seen customers of all nationalities in bernds as I know clubs like gt can be awkward as I am of egyptian origin.

Thanks,

Mohab

Mohab,

On my most recent visit last month I saw a gentleman of Indian heritage there, and I've seen African- and Asian-European folks admitted on other visits as well. So, I wouldn't worry about getting turned away if I were you.

Have fun and report back!

Markthomas1950
10-18-10, 21:50
Mohab,

On my most recent visit last month I saw a gentleman of Indian heritage there, and I've seen African- and Asian-European folks admitted on other visits as well. So, I wouldn't worry about getting turned away if I were you.

Have fun and report back!Hi gfe finder,

Are you saying that these were African-European and Asian-Europeans, that is, ethnic Africans of European birth and ethnic Asians of European birth? So these guys would be speaking native German without accent.

So you implying that you have not seen Africans from Africa and Asians from Asia whether Western, Eastern or Southern?

Gfe Finder
10-18-10, 22:30
Hi gfe finder,

Are you saying that these were African-European and Asian-Europeans, that is, ethnic Africans of European birth and ethnic Asians of European birth? So these guys would be speaking native German without accent.

So you implying that you have not seen Africans from Africa and Asians from Asia whether Western, Eastern or Southern?Ok, I'll be more specific:

1. The African-European man I met appeared to be of Sub-Saharan African descent and from Britain. He spoke English with a British accent.

2. The Asian-Europeans I have seen were from Asia (Japan and India specifically) but had either been living and working in Germany (or elsewhere in Europe) for a while. We didn't chat in German since our English was invariably better.

3. It's my understanding that the term X-Y is not meant to imply that a person with X heritage cannot be from X. Thus, as in point 2.) above, Asian-Europeans can be of Asian heritage, from Asia, and merely living in Europe.

I had meant to answer Mohab's question by pointing out that well-behaved guests from many corners of the world and of many colors of the rainbow appear to be welcome at Bernds even if uncommonly seen there. Clear enough?

Member #4243
10-22-10, 01:50
Could someone give me an idea as to the location of bernds? Is it closer to dusseldorf or cologne and what would a taxi cost from these 2 cities?

Thanks,

Mohab

Gooroox
10-22-10, 19:19
Could someone give me an idea as to the location of bernds? Is it closer to dusseldorf or cologne and what would a taxi cost from these 2 cities?

Thanks,

MohabThe club is much closer to Cologne (about 30 km). I've no idea about the taxi fare, it might cost you around 50 or 60 euros to get there. Alternatively you can take the Regional Express train from Köln Hbf (leaves at 12:23) and then get on bus 522 in front of Hennef station. Doing so, you can arrive at Bernds around 13:10. The one-way ticket costs about 6 Euros (much cheaper than the cab fare anyway) and even if you spend the night at nearby Hotel Reuter (35 Euros including a HUGE breakfast) you'll have saved quite a few Euros. Have fun at Bernds, I'm sure you will!

Markthomas1950
10-22-10, 20:36
3. It's my understanding that the term X-Y is not meant to imply that a person with X heritage cannot be from X. Thus, as in point 2.) above, Asian-Europeans can be of Asian heritage, from Asia, and merely living in Europe. Thank you for the clarification Gfe Finder. I just thought it interesting that an African national can be a European as can an Asian national. What do you make of African-Americans?

Cumeron1881
10-23-10, 20:31
Thank you for the clarification Gfe Finder. I just thought it interesting that an African national can be a European as can an Asian national.Very strange and curios isnt it?

Gfe Finder
10-24-10, 13:52
Thank you for the clarification Gfe Finder. I just thought it interesting that an African national can be a European as can an Asian national. What do you make of African-Americans?

I don't know the rules of every European country on dual citizenship but the term X-Y means that someone can have X heritage (they may or may not be a citizen of a country within X) and is a citizen or resident of a country within Y. Does this answer your question?


As for African-Americans, I'll borrow the definition from the English Wikipedia:


African Americans (also referred to as Black Americans or Afro-Americans, and formerly as American Negroes) are citizens or residents of the United States who have origins in any of the black populations of Africa.

Gfe Finder
10-24-10, 19:11
present:

1. alina (bartender/stripper/simulated sex performer)
2. angie
3. anna
4. babsi
5. erika
6. jenny
7. katja
8. leonie
9. magda
10. mara
11. mascha
12. rita
13. rosa
14. sandra
15. susan
16. tanja

although i arrived about 5 minutes early, at 12:57 a local scoffed at the time difference and rang the buzzer. he was let in, and we (i.e. i and a guest from france i had met earlier this trip) followed.

the massage with sandra was nice, as always (btw, i discovered that sandra is popular with the girls as well due to how gentle she is.) she let me rub her taut buttocks as she stood forward of me. i think she took her time in that position, recalling how much i enjoyed it on wednesday. sandra massaged both my front and my back sides, pausing to move down to my dick to blow me. oh, and she also licked the entire region around my balls and perineum with her trademark alacrity! we tried sex on the table at first (she was on top) but it was hard to maneuver and the table kept squeaking. sandra suggested the room next door. she sat on the edge of the bed and blew me again to make me rock hard. as she lay down, i joined her and penetrated her from on top. after a few minutes of thrusting, i finished.

after a rest i went to see anna for an hour. after we had sex, she noticed that i was shivering from the cold. she kindly took the blanket and wrapped it around me.

does this give you any ideas?

keep in mind; i’d just had sex with 2 women all before having lunch! so, i sat down to some well-earned schnitzel. i went to the upstairs lounge to rest because it was the less smoke-filled of the two lounges.

across the way, susan was sitting on the edge of the couch closest to the bar. she smiled at me, and i smiled back. babsi then sat down on susan’s lap and wriggled around a bit. in a move that seemed to surprise some guests, and probably because susan showed that she was into it by stroking babsi’s thighs, babsi turned around to face susan and started grinding her hips and bouncing on her. then babsi switched to reverse cowgirl and continued grinding and bouncing.

as if they were reading my mind (or maybe they saw the gape-jawed expression on my face) both turned to me, smiled, and then abruptly parted ways. susan tended to a customer and babsi went back to serving drinks as she was doing before.

i needed a refill of my drink anyway so i headed to the bar. shortly thereafter, babsi came out from behind the bar, walked up to me, threw her arms around my neck, leaned in to me as if she were drunk, and whispered “would you like to see me again today?”

i pointed out what i saw on the couch between the two of them. it turned out that babsi and susan are close girlfriends who get along well. so well, in fact that at one point babsi joked “we may just ignore you and make out with each other.” well, if that’s what you have in mind, who am i to stop you? :)

when both girls became free the three of us sat on the upstairs couch. at first they alternated between blowing and kissing me, and then they got more creative: they decided to both go down on my dick and give me a show. they licked each side of my dick and i could see their tongues alternating between swatting at a large and erect penis, or each other’s tongues. and oh yes, one hand roamed around each glorious ass the whole time!

off to the room we went. i started doing babsi doggy style so that i could get that view of her from behind that i seem to love. she licked susan’s pussy. susan’s eyes locked with mine as i penetrated babsi. after a while, we switched so that i was on top of babsi and susan was kissing me. now, to keep me from coming too fast, we stopped and changed positions. (this also allowed me to fuck susan.) again, they could feel me about to come and wanted time to enjoy the experience so they had me lay down so they could take control of the speed.

at this point, with babsi riding on top of me and susan sucking on my nipples, it didn’t take much more stimulation before i came again (damn, sexy babsi and susan!) i could feel the explosion as susan was kissing me-- i think something might have registered on the richter scale this time.

crowning moment of awesome

this being striptease day, bernds invited both men and women to strut their stuff. among the memorable female entrants: leonie, dancing to “you can leave your hat on,” though she did not, nor anything else. alina, who it was a pleasure to see back on the dance floor. she picked a favorite client and at the end of her routine decided to blow him and sit and grind on him a few times.

as a dancer, none of these women compared to erika though. erika owned the dance floor and thus the contest. she owned the pole. she could adopt any gravity-defying position at any level. she owned the space around the pole. her body is lithe enough to swing anything and everything from her hair to her shoes anywhere she wants from anywhere she’s stationed on the pole. (and you’d better stay clear lest that wild hair of hers smack you in the face!) she owned the audience. she put enough wildness, unpredictability, and variety in her routine to keep everyone guessing and keep them thoroughly captivated.

but the award went to the man who dared to strut his stuff. and one of those men was me. in case it wasn’t obvious from the above paragraph, there’s only one hof girl who could teach me how to dance well enough to enter the contest: erika. after some time in the room, we danced and grinded downstairs, to great applause. i originally had my towel on, but erika would have none of it for this is an fkk and striptease day to boot. both in the room and while we were dancing, erika suggested some moves for me to try. and, to my great surprise, i won the fucking contest and the free entry!!!

and it just kept getting better. now, suppose you are in a normal club and you see a hot woman like say, magda. she’d of course be clothed and doing some sexy moves on the dance floor. one response might be to walk up to her and grind right on her. in that same normal club, you might get a dirty look (in a best case scenario.) now in bernds, she specifically invited me to grind right on her while she was bare-ass naked! what a great place this is!

crowning moment of heartwarming

the crowning moment was, quite simply, the rest of the evening that i spent with anna. it was massaging her feet and knowing the relaxation and joy i gave her. it was massaging her shoulders and watching her grow more fulfilled with each gentle moan. it was still being able to pop after a 3-day fuckfest. and perhaps most of all, it was taking her in my arms, trying to remember every moment to tide me over until i return.

Gfe Finder
10-24-10, 19:13
present:

1. alina (bartender only)
2. angie
3. anna
4. babsi
5. erika
6. gabi the masseuse
7. jenny
8. katja
9. magda
10. mara
11. mascha
12. rita
13. rosa
14. sarah
15. susan
16. tanja

i managed to drag my sleepy self down before 1 pm and get in on time. there were fewer people than yesterday lined up and thank goodness! also, more women!

as an aside, you would think that the ladies would love sausagefest days like yesterday. i have it on authority from 3 of them that in fact, it’s quite tiring: they prefer downtime to relax, and actually enjoy a more even ratio.

my first choice of the day was anna of course. in a problem that would plague me for most of this trip, i came very early (within a couple of minutes of beginning intercourse.) if this bothered anna, i wouldn’t have known it as she kissed me and showed me more of her trademark patience and understanding.

after showering i spent some time resting outside and ran into some regulars i hadn’t seen in a while.

when i found her at the upstairs bar, i kept a promise that i made to susan. we continued our conversation on the couch. every once in a while, she kissed me in ways that can only be described as captivating in how she moved slowly to build intensity, match my rhythm, and entice me. and by the way, none of this ever seemed to break the flow of the conversation. she progressed to a blow job before we headed off to one of the cooler rooms downstairs. we lay down, side by side, and kept on kissing. i stroked the inside of her thigh while she caressed my very hard shaft with her nails. eventually, she got on top and rubbed her bare, wet pussy against my dick but didn’t let it inside. i sucked on her breasts (more than a mouthful!). we started sex with her on top but then changed positions to have me on top. as this was our first time together, after i came we had plenty to talk about as we filled the rest of the time continuing to get to know each other better.

presumably based on how anxious i was to catch her yesterday, upon finding me babsi asked “do you want me today?” well, i can’t say no to her, so we found a spot on the couch to warm up. now at one point, she draped herself over me and was kissing me. i felt a marvelous, velvety moist sensation on my dick almost as if someone were blowing me. babsi’s lips, being next to mine, were accounted for.

it turned out anna wanted to up the ante a bit from last time. (astute readers will remember then (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1052216&postcount=1690) that she joined babsi in kissing me, now she one-upped babsi by blowing me.) as before, i assured anna that we were still on for later and that i wouldn’t forget.

in the meantime, babsi and i found a room for ½ hour. i told her that i’d been struggling not to come so quickly this trip, so she made a point to proceed much more slowly to allow us to gaze into each other’s adoring eyes and enjoy touching and embracing each other.

and anna topped the evening for me. she found me on the upstairs couch, snuggled right up to me, put my arm around her, and rubbed my leg while i stroked her beautifully soft, silky hair. then it was off to the room to massage her. as we kissed afterwards, she noticed that i was still soft and asked “is he kaput?” “i think so but i hope not,” i replied. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: to her credit, anna will not take no for an answer, not from me or him! with her nails she delicately fondled the shaft of my penis; when some stiffness returned she performed a blow job. her oh-so-erotic slurping sounds finished the task and i was back in action again. and yes, i came!

after another great hour together, we hung out outside and i massaged her feet. in such an extremely happy and relaxed state, she fought not to fall asleep but i was honestly more worried about her losing the grip of the lit cigarette in her hand and having it fall on the guy sitting next to us.

that took us to midnight at which time i got dressed, settled the bill, and walked back to the hotel.

i do note that this report is a little bit shorter than the other days, but there is a logical explanation: there was no blood left in my brain. coming 4 times in 2 days (just with anna alone) will do that to you!

Gfe Finder
10-24-10, 19:17
Present:

1. Alina (I did not see her visit the room with any clients this trip although local forums point out that she is sometimes still bookable even when dressed(!) as a bartender as she was each day. The key: whether she is wearing underwear—none means she is bookable, supposedly. :rolleyes: I did not confirm this for myself.)
2. Angie
3. Anna
4. Babsi
5. Ines
6. Magda
7. Mara
8. Mascha
9. Rita
10. Rosa (Dark hair, brown eyes, very tan, Sicilian, good English & smoldering Italian good looks, would only be at Bernds 3 weeks as of September 22, wore black stockings)
11. Sandra
12. Sarah
13. Susan
14. Tanja

The Temptation’s Too Strong

I arrived before 1 only to stand at the end of a long line of 6-8 guys waiting to enter. I didn’t know it at the time but I was in Cologne during the Fotomesse. I checked in and signed up for a massage with Sandra. She remembered my face but not my name. In fairness to her it has been a few months but still…. :(

I went downstairs to shower since both upstairs were occupied. Afterwards, I ran into Anna and meant only to kiss her hello. Just as one can’t eat only one potato chip, neither of us can kiss each other only one time. The next thing I know, she’s blowing me on the couch and then off to the room we went!

Once there, I started buy sucking on her breasts and enjoying the contented, soft moans that she let out. She got more intense as my mouth closed around her nipples so I did all that I could to go slowly and keep my mouth there. I went down on her and didn’t need to ask if she enjoyed it. By the time I’d pulled away, her engorged and hanging labia, along with her erect clit said it all. Then it was my turn, and while in the missionary position I came inside of her.

I had some schnitzel & soup for lunch and then I found Sandra. She had either done or promised away all of her available programs that day, so I had only the option for a massage. I was not left empty-handed, though. I’m always in good hands with her. (OK, enough of the stupid puns. :) )While she worked her usual magic, I got some great action feeling up her firm and taut buttocks (how does she stay in such great shape?) She peppered my lips, shoulders, and back with kisses throughout.

Where Have You Been, Young Lady?

I’m not quite sure what it was, but for some reason Babsi had caught my eye earlier that day. She also caught another, quicker customer’s eye first. So, she was unavailable for the next 3 hours. While waiting, I talked to Susan, and was pleasantly surprised how good her English was. We made a promise to session sometime during my visit. I also caught up with Mara (always a pleasure :) .) By the time Babsi was free again, she got snatched for another hour, but not before she promised that I would be her next customer. I could feel my dick getting harder by the minute.

Which was somewhat unfortunate when we got to the room. After some wonderful DFK and couch BBBJ, we found a place. Cut to a few minutes later when we were on our knees embracing each other and my erection poked its way inside her. “I think I need to lie down,” she said. So, I entered her from the missionary position and again after probably no more than two minutes of thrusting I exploded inside her. “You’re just too hot and sexy for me,” I said. We talked the rest of the time since she’s a great conversationalist, too. As she cleaned up, she remarked “I can’t believe how wet I still am.” I took it as a great compliment.

Anna had to leave an hour early, so we moved up our date by an hour and thus I moved up my dinner. Afterwards, I was chatting with a fellow who like me would be here over the next few days on vacation. Since we lost track of time, I didn’t head downstairs to find Anna before our date. So, Magda found me on the upstairs couch and kindly reminded me.

I joined Anna on the downstairs couch, she took my hands and guided them directly to her breasts and her inner thighs; I enjoyed stroking both as a warm-up. I also massaged her feet. As an aside, even though it looks great I do feel bad that these girls have to spend 10-11 hours/day nearly every day in heels.

We went to the room and although we had planned a massage for her, when I took off my towel she noticed a (way too tempting) throbbing erection. So she blew me for a while, teasing me and almost getting me to cum in her mouth. But, she had other ideas and lay down. Again, I couldn’t hold out much past the two minute mark and blew inside her quickly. We finished our time together as I gave her a massage to help her relax after what had apparently been a stressful day.

Three Non-Native German Speakers: Guess Who’s Right?

Afterwards, we stepped outside and grabbed two seats at the bar. Alina was apparently upset about something. I asked what’s wrong; she said nothing. Anna asked again, and somehow we got into a discussion over the conjugation of the German verb bitten. What is the correct er/sie/es form?, we all wondered. I was sure it was bittet, but Anna and Alina didn’t think so.

Luckily, a native German speaker was sitting on the couch. Given that he lay motionless with his head facing the ceiling (eyes probably closed, I couldn’t tell for sure from my viewing angle-- for all I know, he was fighting to keep from bursting out laughing at us), I would have assumed that he was sleeping. No, it turns out he was awake, and Anna asked him what the correct answer was. Guess who was right? It turns out it was me!

The Late Show Featuring an All-Star Cast….

At 11PM, Babsi, Anna, and a few other girls departed. “Should I leave?” I thought to myself. Well, no. It turned out that I’d have missed one hell of a show, and no, I don’t mean the soccer game broadcasted on the TV downstairs-- even the guy watching the game occasionally turned his head to see this:

One guy was having sex with Sarah on the downstairs couch. She was the cowgirl, riding his cock although not with any apparent enthusiasm or vigor. Then, Angie came downstairs to blow him while he ate Sarah out. After Angie and Sarah left to go somewhere, Susan joined in. (I don’t recall him verbally indicating that any particular girl participate, by the way.) He lay down, Susan did 69 with him, and then Sarah came back and took her turn on top. Susan was still squatting on and taking pleasure from this lucky man’s tongue but then the 2 girls switched stations. With a loud groan, the guy finally came as Susan was bouncing on him. Alina came in and gawked wide-eyed (probably as wide eyed as I was) at one point but just to watch. She was probably the only girl there who didn’t service this lucky dude.

By that time, I’d clearly seen enough so I got dressed and headed back to the hotel.

Basketcase
10-24-10, 19:25
The Late Show Featuring an All-Star Cast….

At 11PM, Babsi, Anna, and a few other girls departed. “Should I leave?” I thought to myself. Well, no. It turned out that I’d have missed one hell of a show, and no, I don’t mean the soccer game broadcasted on the TV downstairs-- even the guy watching the game occasionally turned his head to see this:

One guy was having sex with Sarah on the downstairs couch. She was the cowgirl, riding his cock although not with any apparent enthusiasm or vigor. Then, Angie came downstairs to blow him while he ate Sarah out. After Angie and Sarah left to go somewhere, Susan joined in. (I don’t recall him verbally indicating that any particular girl participate, by the way.) He lay down, Susan did 69 with him, and then Sarah came back and took her turn on top. Susan was still squatting on and taking pleasure from this lucky man’s tongue but then the 2 girls switched stations. With a loud groan, the guy finally came as Susan was bouncing on him. Alina came in and gawked wide-eyed (probably as wide eyed as I was) at one point but just to watch. She was probably the only girl there who didn’t service this lucky dude.
Wow, so the sexual contact with three girls: Sarah, Susan and Angie was all free? Man, some people get all the luck.

Or was there a three session charge in there of three times one session?

Gfe Finder
10-24-10, 20:14
Wow, so the sexual contact with three girls: Sarah, Susan and Angie was all free? Man, some people get all the luck.

Or was there a three session charge in there of three times one session?

Hi Basketcase,

I can't say for sure whether it was free (my guess is almost certainly not), but there is a very remote chance it could have been if he sessioned with these girls earlier in the day and they didn't mind having sex with him again. It was pretty dead then, so it's not as if there would have been an opportunity cost to spend time with him.

Basketcase
10-24-10, 20:27
Hi Basketcase,

I can't say for sure whether it was free (my guess is almost certainly not), but there is a very remote chance it could have been if he sessioned with these girls earlier in the day and they didn't mind having sex with him again. It was pretty dead then, so it's not as if there would have been an opportunity cost to spend time with him.
Gfe Finder,

Thanks for the reply.

It did sound like he got the mass orgy for free, but I think also that he would have been hit up for three sessions when it came to tallying up at the end of the night. :D

Whatever it was it did look impromptu and spur of the moment. These make the best memories and this is sometimes what we pay for.

A good friend of mine says he looks on this hobby as assisted masturbation - we pay for someone to help get us off. If we did not then we would be doing it ourselves singlehanded for gratis.

Iseeu
11-01-10, 10:48
Hi

Here are my ratings for Bernds:

Girls 17/25

Selection 10/15

Service 25/25

Food 6/8

Facilities 3/10

Cleanliness 5/8

Staff 4/5

Accessibility 2/4

Total – 72/100

Breadman
11-02-10, 00:16
my rating from three visits over the last 5 years...

Girls 10/25
Selection 4/15
Service 21/25
Food 4/8
Facilities 3/10
Cleanliness 3/8
Staff 1/5
Accessibility 2/4

Total – 48/100

to be honest, there really isn't many girls at bernds who stand out in a crowd. most are past there best years. yeah, the service is great...a bit too great at times for my taste...but there needs to be a few realistic reports to balance out all the story telling. food...had better at oase, that says it all. and a bartender who growls at you when you order your second beer...that gets rated on as well.

on my first two visits several years back, there were a handful that could make a living at a large fkk...not on this last visit. bernds five years ago blows away bernds of last august.

Rod8432
11-02-10, 15:20
[QUOTE=...the service is great...a bit too great at times for my taste...[/QUOTE]Breadman,

What do you mean "a bit too great for (your) taste..."?

I think the service is the one thing that keeps Bernds in business. It's certainly not the location, facilities, quantity/quality of girls, food, or friendly bar service.

Breadman
11-04-10, 12:13
Breadman,

What do you mean "a bit too great for (your) taste..."?

I think the service is the one thing that keeps Bernds in business. It's certainly not the location, facilities, quantity/quality of girls, food, or friendly bar service.

Exactly. But too much good service keeps other girls from wanting to work at the club making it harder to replace good talent when they leave. The downward spiral so to speak. No new good looking talent and guest will start to wander off...finca and parksauna are just around the corner. Bernds never offered entrance deals before...its a sign of how much they are hurting.

Rob Raunch
11-04-10, 14:23
Okay as long as were scoring.:

I have been visiting them nearly once a month for the last 3 years (that alone might be the best scoring-device ever)

Girls 20/25. (anyone who thinks Anna, Leoni and the new Paula are not stunners= go visit an Optician!. Taste is personal!)

Selection 13/15. (from small.Jenny, Tanja, Rita- to large.Angie- to tall.Katja- to dark.Leoni- to big breasted.Magda, Nathali-)

Service 24/25. (nowhere better! So 25?)

Food 4/8 (could do with improvement but cold-cuts are just FINE)

Facilities 6/10. (have you seen the new rooms they are putting in? WOW! Nice!)

Cleanliness 6/8. (no better or worse then everywhere)

Staff 4/5. (NEVER a bad word from Rosi, Edit, Alina, Gerti and Conny.just get to know her!)

Accessibility 2/4. (okay, the stairs are not always very good for dissabled!)

Total – 79/100

I don't think there is something like "too great service" and judging by the enthousiasm which I hear from first-timers they agree. In other club first-timers allways experience problems (being rookies) with money, time or service. Not here!.

As long as you have a heartbeat and take the effort just to BLINK at a girl (they will not make the first step!) you will experience GREAT sex.

But I do admit, going to an (ANY) real FKK for the first time can be a little intimidating. Getting a blowjob in public (or even more) is not everyones "cup of Tea" but once your past that, visit a second or third time you will skip all the other fancy clubs.

If I want so watch sports, I will stay at Home.

If I want gourmet dinners, I will go to a great restaurant.

If I want to go swimming and relax all day, I will go to a wellnes-centre.

If I am horny want great kissing and super-service, I will absolutely drive the 200 miles oneway (past 5 large Clubs) to visit Bernd's (and sometimes sleepover at Hotel Reuters)

But luckily we all have different tastes. Or else ONE club would be VERY overcrowded! (even one girl!)

Have fun!

Robert

Gfe Finder
11-05-10, 04:31
Facilities 6/10. (have you seen the new rooms they are putting in? WOW! Nice!)Are you serious? If so, do tell us more please!

Breadman
11-05-10, 09:29
Facilities 6/10. (have you seen the new rooms they are putting in? WOW! Nice!)

Accessibility 2/4. (okay, the stairs are not always very good for dissabled!)
Stairs go under the `facilities` section...as in the facilities get rated a 6 because the stairs are not good for the dissabled. Accessibility is how hard it is to reach or find the club, as in the public transportion etc.

Member #4243
11-06-10, 07:12
Is it true that the average age of girls at Bernds is higher than at other well known FKK clubs, or is this misinformation?

Thanks,

Mohab

Markthomas1950
11-06-10, 11:15
Or else ONE club would be VERY overcrowded! (even one girl!)

Have fun!

RobertHey Robert Raunch,

You are are living up to your name man with being a raunch. Are you implying that the Bernds girls are up for simultaneous multiple penetration (SMP) with your reference that one girl can be VERY over crowded like the club can be?

Is that like one in her asshole, one in her pussyhole, one or maybe two in her mouth, and one in each of her hands and maybe another one fucking in between her tits as well. That is like 6 to 7 guys getting serviced all at the same time. Are we talking Snow White and the seven dwarves here? Simulated Fictions.

Indeed some guys are having fun. Man!

Markthomas1950
11-06-10, 15:54
Is it true that the average age of girls at Bernds is higher than at other well known FKK clubs, or is this misinformation?

Thanks,

MohabFrom my experience and what I have seen that may not be true. I have seen some real hags at World, less so at Palace. If you added up all the omas at Oase and World I bet their absolute ages will exceed that of the Bernds lady love friends put together.

You have also got to take into account that with age comes experience. You cannot get that expertise from an inexperienced 18 year working at World or Mainhattan.

Read the reports here and you will find that I am not the only guys that sings the praises of the Bernds girls for their excellent service and attractiveness in this regard. There can at times be some real eye candy. Do not worry about age. It is only a number.

Akibono
11-06-10, 18:36
Is it true that the average age of girls at Bernds is higher than at other well known FKK clubs, or is this misinformation?

Thanks,

Mohab53 questions; zero reports.

Member #4243
11-06-10, 20:02
Please see my my response under Samya thread.

Iseeu
11-08-10, 00:11
Read the reports here and you will find that I am not the only guys that sings the praises of the Bernds girls
I don't recall reading a report of yours that sings the praises of the Bernd's Girls? I'm just guessing here, but have you ever visited the Hof?

There can at times be some real eye candy. Do not worry about age. It is only a number.
I agree that age is just a number and what is of far more consequence is whether or not the SP knows how to provide the service for which she has been contracted. Some of the women are older, some are younger. Average age doesn't mean a thing. Some are more attractive some are less attractive, but they are all very sexy and almost all are also very good at what they do.
You're not going to find any young spinners at Bernd's. They wouldn't last. Even in a large club with a lots of young spinners, I'm more likely to choose one of the more experienced women, although I will from time to time just go for it with a young inexperienced hottie, just for the thrill of plowing new fields, and lapping at the font of virgin youth.

London Traveller
11-17-10, 15:40
Even in a large club with a lots of young spinners, I'm more likely to choose one of the more experienced women, although I will from time to time just go for it with a young inexperienced hottie, just for the thrill of plowing new fields, and lapping at the font of virgin youth.Please tell me the club where the 'virgin youth' is to be found and I will go there!

Iseeu
11-18-10, 01:54
Please tell me the club where the 'virgin youth' is to be found and I will go there!
To be found only in the Muslim version of heaven...

Actually, intended to write "virginal", but realized the typo too late to edit.

Eeyore
11-25-10, 02:27
Apologies for the cross-post.

I will be visiting Bonn from 19 to 23 December and hope to get to Bernd's finally. Does anyone know if they will be closing early for the holidays? Are they still closed on (lazy) Sunday?

Boomer10
11-25-10, 05:01
Apologies for the cross-post.

I will be visiting Bonn from 19 to 23 December and hope to get to Bernd's finally. Does anyone know if they will be closing early for the holidays? Are they still closed on (lazy) Sunday?

Due to their location (a residential area), they are closed on holidays and weekends. The only time I've seen them close early is when there are no guests.

Big30
11-25-10, 05:26
Apologies for the cross-post.

I will be visiting Bonn from 19 to 23 December and hope to get to Bernd's finally. Does anyone know if they will be closing early for the holidays? Are they still closed on (lazy) Sunday?

Sunday 19 they will be closed. Because it is Sunday. December 20-23 will be no problem visiting Bernds.



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Rob Raunch
11-29-10, 23:05
Saw on Twitter that they give away some Free-entrance-cards.

Perhaps some lucky Guy on this Forum sends the Cards which has to travel the farthest distance.

Look here: http://www.Fkk-schieferhof.de/index_schieferhof_xmas.htm

This is the Englisch version:

Christmas-Cards.

Holiday-season is coming and the whole World is sending greeting-cards to Family and Friends. Nice Cards and Letters with best wishes for Christmas and the new Year.

Our Girls would also like to receive Cards and Letters. From their Friends!

But we would like to give something in return. As appreciation!

So this Year we are starting a Christmas-Card-Campaign!

Send us a nice Christmas-Letter or a Christmas-Card and we in return will sponsor 3 Free-Entrance-Cards: one for the nicest Card, one for the nicest Text written on it. And one for the Letter/Card which traveled the most miles.

Participating is very easy:

- Send your Letter or Card to:

Bernds Saunaclub

Schieferhof 28

53773 Hennef (Germany)

- Write your E-mail-address on the back (so we will be able to contact you in case you win!)

Drop us a line. Maybe your Christmas-greeting-Card will turn into. A Free-entrance-Card!

Gfe Finder
12-21-10, 04:21
Hi everyone,

I've just returned from another wonderful 3-day adventure at the Hof and wanted to update all of you on a few things:

1. As has been reported on the local forums, Rita and Tanja have moved to Parksauna Residenz. I saw Tanja there over the weekend myself; I did not see Rita there.

2. The payment system has changed. Guests now pay the girl when she leaves, whenever that is. This apparently ensures that the club and the girl's money never commingle.

3. There are new shelves behind the lockers in the locker room. Consequently there is now room for spare towels and body wash there as well as sandals, which was convenient for me.

4. Sandy is back! Or at least she was back, for a day.

More detailed reports including this year's (snowed in) Christmas party to come when I have the time.

Iseeu
12-22-10, 00:37
A veteran monger to other climes, recently planned his first trip to NRW and asked my advice in the planning process. He was particularly interested in visiting the Hof, and in the end, due to changes in his travel plans, it was the only FKK club that he visited. For reasons of his own, he prefers to retain his anonymity, but has agreed for me to post his report which he sent to me via PM.


Finally visited your favorite spot in spite of a Never Lost with a mind of it's own and snow cover village roads near Bernds. Place was exactly as described and as I envisioned, and I didn't feel uncomfortable at all in spite of my lack of German. Conny's initial "welcome wagon" was broken upon arrival, but I'd like to believe I won her over prior to departing. Good news re: snow was that it kept the customers away. The bad news was that Anna said it kept some of the girls away, so it was REAL quiet.

Arrived at 1 PM on the nose. Left at about 6:30. Fun went something like this.

Natalie = As a sucker for dark hair. Very nice girl and I'd rate 2-thumbs up! As she was the bell of the ball, I saw her very little after my 1st hour.

Sandra = Mandatory 30 minute massage. Good job, but wished it had lasted (1) hour.

Erika = Same as Natalie, but was a tad disappointed re: stretch marks. My hang up! Tongue like a lizard though. And fun personality, as she busted my balls relentlessly for about 5 hours for popping too soon.

Anna = After watching her with her hands between her legs for about 30 minutes, I could last no longer! Nice time, nice person.

Anna x2 = Actually asked a short-haired brunette spinner (missed her name) for a hay ride, but she said she was just leaving. So I went downstairs and there was Anna again with her hands down south. Guess I'm only human!

All in all, nice time, but think I caught it on an off day. Pretty much confirmed by Anna.

P. S. Had to cut my visit short so only had time to hit Bernds, but did swing through a Thai place at Zaventem on way home.

Eeyore
01-11-11, 13:40
After much too long and too many failed attempts, I finally was able to visit Bernds. It was well worth the journey. I was able to take the 66 train from Bonn to Seigburg, the S12 from Seigburg to Hennef, and a €15 cab from Hennef to Bernds. I paid the €50 entry fee.

The place had a relaxed, casual atmosphere compared with the other FKKs I visited. No hustle, no pressure, and I took my time. I made the mistake of going upstairs, not realizing it was off-limits to guests. They then realized that I had never been there before. After a brief nibble, I began to talk with the different women there. The €50 fee seems pretty standard and there was no pressure or upsell. However, because I got there late and needed to use public transportation to return to my hotel, I was not able to hang out as long as I wanted and pretty much needed to make my choice.

After talking with Alina, Erika and Susan, I began to talk with Sandy and immediately knew I wanted to be with her. I guess I was in luck, because I heard reports that Sandy is not always there. She quickly became one of my ATFs. Sandy is a dream of a freak. Tall, blonde, and very uninhibited, she was what I was looking for. We went to a private room where we found ourselves. We began with DATY and she tasted fresh and wonderful. Then my turn with a BBBJ with lots of saliva. We were all ready to go, starting with her on top cowgirl. She was still drooling and salivated on my face. I was a bit surprised, but continued to go with it as she bouncing and grinding herself into me. We finished with doggie style.

Afterwards, Sandy indicated that she likes bondage and in particular wearing a ball gag and other fetish wear. The way she talked made me think that she might see clients outside of Bernd's, but like a fool, I forgot to ask if there was a way I could contact her and if she would do outcalls to Bonn. Any members with information in that regard can PM me.

With regrets that I could not stay longer, I had Alina call a cab, paid my €50 to Sandy and made my way back to Bonn. Without a doubt, it was the best FKK experience I've had. I can't wait to visit again, hopefully when I have more time.

Rob Raunch
02-02-11, 15:02
Are you serious? If so, do tell us more please!Just found this on their twitter-page:

http://www.twitter.com/schieferhof

Neu in unsere Bildergalerie: Sandy zeigt die neue Zimmer!

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/hofgalerie.html

In their Galery you can see a few pictures of the new rooms.

But don't let Sandy distract you! (this Girl is SUPERHOT!)

Have FUN!

GRTZ, Rob

Rob Raunch
02-12-11, 13:16
They have put their newsletter online now.

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/schieferhof-news.htm

Time to improve on your German-language-skills?

I like the way they put Erica as a Stewardess on their "Airmail-Stamp"

-I have never been with a girl who had her own stamp before.

Have Fun!

Ripple67
02-15-11, 13:08
Hi Guys. I am planing a first time to visit to Bernd's tomorrow. On my way through Germany. Praobably arriving about 7. My questions I can I expect there to be enough food there included in the entrance fee or should I get myself a motorway services meal on the way. I suspect I will need to keep my strength up.

Report to follow.

Ripple

Rob Raunch
02-15-11, 13:33
Hi Guys. I am planing a first time to visit to Bernd's tomorrow. On my way through Germany. Praobably arriving about 7. My questions I can I expect there to be enough food there included in the entrance fee or should I get myself a motorway services meal on the way. I suspect I will need to keep my strength up.

Report to follow.

RippleMy experience is that there will be more than enough food to keep your strength up (keeping the rest up will be the Girls responsibility.)

But just in case its not your taste you can ask the girl behind the bar to order some Pizza in (sometimes the girls order Pizza for themselves) in that way you can order what you want for a few bucks.

Don't worry, most of the time I am there I am so distracted that eating does not seem to be a necessity of life anymore (Most important: keep your Fluids up!)

Have Fun!

Rob

Boomer10
02-15-11, 13:42
Hi Guys. I am planing a first time to visit to Bernd's tomorrow. On my way through Germany. Praobably arriving about 7. My questions I can I expect there to be enough food there included in the entrance fee or should I get myself a motorway services meal on the way. I suspect I will need to keep my strength up.

Report to follow.

RippleDepends on what you mean by 'enough'. They have a main item, a small cold bar (salads and cold cuts) and a bowl of fruit. It's kept stocked the entire day.

You won't starve but the selection isn't large.

Excess
02-15-11, 17:46
Depends on what you mean by 'enough'. They have a main item, a small cold bar (salads and cold cuts) and a bowl of fruit. It's kept stocked the entire day.

You won't starve but the selection isn't large. Bernd`s buffet is indeed fully stocked from opening to closing with a very fine and wide selection of Muschi, so that you never have to feel hungry or be without something to do.

Enjoy.

Boomer10
02-16-11, 01:19
Bernd`s buffet is indeed fully stocked from opening to closing with a very fine and wide selection of Muschi, so that you never have to feel hungry or be without something to do.

Enjoy. Couldn't agee more.

8)

George Bickham
02-21-11, 12:48
Spring is in the air, and a young man's fancy turns to a trip to Uncle Bernds.

A poster on a German forum said last week that on a recent visit about half the SPs were wearing towels. Suzanne and Mara have worn towels most of the time for a while now, and so did Svenja for the last few months before she left. But can anyone tell me if this has become the new 'uniform' at the Hof?

Angus Magee
02-21-11, 15:06
Just posted my Bernds guide in Angus' Blog.

http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=714

As I am not as familiar with Bernds as I am with Artemis there may well be some inaccuracies in the guide. If so please do let me know and I will edit as needed.

AM

Shark16
02-21-11, 15:52
Just posted my Bernds guide in Angus' Blog.

http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=714

As I am not as familiar with Bernds as I am with Artemis there may well be some inaccuracies in the guide. If so please do let me know and I will edit as needed.

AMGreat advice as always from you, Angus. I am far from being a Bernd's veteran myself, but one little (yet important) detail I think is missing is describing the in-your-face public sex which is mandatory at Bernd's (chit-chat - DFK/sensual HJ - public BBBJ/BS). And also, there is no way escaping this, the nowhere-to-hide feeling. All done in such a natural and relaxed way. Intimidating for some, but to me part of the fun, and the very thing that makes Bernd's DIFFERENT from the big clubs.

Also, professional massage at the big clubs is another "sex free zone" for relaxation only. A noobie at Bernd's may get a few surprises when Sandra starts doing her tricks ... maybe a "warning" is appropriate? ;)

Gfe Finder
02-21-11, 16:12
Just posted my Bernds guide in Angus' Blog.

http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=714

As I am not as familiar with Bernds as I am with Artemis there may well be some inaccuracies in the guide. If so please do let me know and I will edit as needed.

AM

Hi Angus,

Thanks for taking the time to make this guide. I've attached excerpts below and my comments/corrections/suggestions afterward. If you or someone else has something more to say regarding this post, please speak up.





...Bernds, as of this writing, has no regular Dessous Tag. It seems to have been unpopular with the regular clientele and was canceled. They do, however, offer frequent promotions,...

Particularly this year as it's their 30th anniversary.




Hotels near by:

The Bernds website recommends a number of hotels. The closest one to the Shieferhof,

That should be Schieferhof and without the definite article before Bernds & Schieferhof (minor nitpicks, I know.)





Bernds is housed in what looks to be a largish family home in a small, typically German village. In fact the family who runs the club does in fact live on the upper floors of the house while the club takes up the ground floor and the basement.

In the early days of the club they lived upstairs and had the club in the basement. No more. All 3 floors are for the club's use now.



The ground floor holds the locker rooms, showers, a small bar, the dining area, a small relaxation area off the bar, three session rooms and the massage session room with massage table.

No, the massage room is on the 2nd floor.


That is, the sauna is good but plain, the rooms functional and there is nothing like a jacuzzi or steam room here.

Actually, one of the basement rooms does have a hot tub but no one seems to use it.



There is also a garden out back that is called into use during the warmer months with sunning beds and a small above ground pool.

I thought the management got rid of that pool?


While outdoor fun (I mean sex) does seem to be available, I am also told that nothing gets too wild in this area as there are the neighbours to consider.

I have seen the girls performing oral sex outdoors only rarely. Intercourse has not been available outdoors for quite some time for the reasons you stated.



The other major difference you will find at Bernds, as opposed to other FKK discussed in this guide, is the way you pay for the sessions. In most FKK you will have the session and then pay directly the lady involved. At Bernds, once you enter, you put your cash in your locker and forget about it. At the end of your stay you will be presented with a bill for all services rendered.

When I was there in December, you paid the girl at the earlier of when she leaves or when you leave. Did they change this rule?



As Bernds is an NWR club the unspoken policy is that the girls are not to approach the gentlemen to seek out a session.

1. It's NRW, not NWR, right?
2. It was my understanding that only Bernds and Babylon have an official Animierungsverbot policy. Am I wrong on this assumption?




Bernds may not be for every monger out there. If, when visiting a club, you insist on the youngest, most glamourous women being available it might not be for you. However, if you want an experience where service is of primary importance then you owe it to yourself to give Bernds a try.

As always, thanks for reading.

Angus

And thanks again for this helpful guide!

Angus Magee
02-21-11, 16:31
Thanks guys, I will wait a bit (to see if any more come in) and then make a few changes.

AM

Gfe Finder
02-21-11, 17:19
As Bernds is an NWR club the unspoken policy is that the girls are not to approach the gentlemen to seek out a session.The policy isn't unspoken though: http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/index_schieferhof_philosophie.htm. The page is actually an interesting read for anyone considering a first visit here.


Eine lockere und ungezwungene Atmosphäre in netter Gesellschaft ohne Nepp und AnimationOr in English:

A relaxed and informal atmosphere in good company without rip-off and animation

Rob Raunch
02-21-11, 19:40
A poster on a German forum said last week that on a recent visit about half the SPs were wearing towels. Suzanne and Mara have worn towels most of the time for a while now, and so did Svenja for the last few months before she left. But can anyone tell me if this has become the new 'uniform' at the Hof?Been there last week myself and nothing has changed.

I mean, yes when girl walk from the livingroom to goto the basement (to sit there) they take their Towels and some carry them in their hands and some wrap them around their waist (so they can carry their sigs and stuff)

But the women still are naked (just shoes, some jewelry and the occasional Tattoo)

Call me old fashioned. But I like the way it has always been. A naked Woman is a piece of Art!

Have Fun!

Visual
02-22-11, 04:25
Bernds is a very special place. It has always been inviting. What it lacks in variety it makes up in warmth.

I had booked at the Hotel Marktterrassen. The reception is opened in the morning: till 1:00 and then 4 to 8. I got in to Hennf at 2:15 so I made my way over earlier than planned and was at the front door by 2:30.

Its been a long since I had been to Bernd's and I was well remembered and felt great to be treated an old member of the club.

No need for the tour but it was great to watch a naked body walk in front of me as I was shown around.

I began my afternnon by having a beer down stairs watching Anna (?) at her place on the sofa closest to the door playing with herself She has one of the most voluptuous bodies and showed me one of the most mazing BJ techniques I have seen. I am still sorry I did not take my turn next to her.

I did have a good time upstairs with Erica. She was warm, inviting, tasted great and brought to a good COB.

Left Bernds at 4:45 I checked in to the hotel at 5, did some emails, had a good steak at the train station and headed back to the club by seven.

I went down stairs and saw Anna entertaining (I am still sorry it was not me and that I did not take the opportunity when I had the chance) watched for a while and off she went. I was left with alone in the room with a buxom Polish girl (if any one can let me know her name that would be great) with high heeled boots, sat down next to her and in seconds was kissing her. She gave me an amazing blowjob and off to a room we went. Not sure why we had to find a room as we were alone. Dty, a good BJ, doggy and I was done. While I was getting my glasses and putting on my shoes she was examine my back pulled out a couple of tissues in seconds was picking at it my back. A true GFE. Only at Bernds.

Up stairs there were some local girls talking home life and children. Each one of them looked like some good fun but unfortunately I was too tired.

I can not wait to my next personal vacation.

Gfe Finder
02-22-11, 19:02
I went down stairs and saw Anna entertaining (I am still sorry it was not me and that I did not take the opportunity when I had the chance) watched for a while and off she went. I was left with alone in the room with a buxom Polish girl (if any one can let me know her name that would be great) with high heeled boots,The only other Polish women there AFAIK are Nathali (a brunette) and Magda (a blonde.)

Hapaxsmith
02-22-11, 20:59
That should be Schieferhof and without the definite article before Bernds & Schieferhof (minor nitpicks, I know.)GFE Finder, I think the definite article was correct in the first usage, as he was talking about _the website_ (the definite article attached to the website not to Bernds).

Compare:

The Amazon website has lots of books for sale.

Amazon's website has lots of books for sale.

Both are correct; I took him to be using the former locution rather than the latter.

I make this ultra nitpicky point only because your post suggests you care about these things. Apologies to everyone else! (I wish I had some reviews to write, but I'm stuck in the UK for a few more weeks.)

Hapax.

Ripple67
02-23-11, 15:45
I finally made it to Bernd's last Wednesday. Third time lucky, as two business trips to Bonn had been cancelled in the past two years. And I wonder what all the fuss it s a about. To me it seems a friendly and hussle free sex club in the suburbs (every district should have one) with a high level of service provision but a rather over priced admission fee.

The line up when I got there (at about seven in the evening) was about ten women and about the same number of punters. All seemed to be locals and German speaking (though some did speak English). Contrary to expectations about half the girls were real lookers. Cat walk material. But also contrary to expectations I saw very little couch action. The only public action that I saw was me getting a blow job from one of the optifick girls – which was very enjoyable. I like a bar where a girl has her mouth around your dick before you've even finished your first beer.

My first friend for the evening was Eni, (German) a blonde, short and skinny spinner with size A breasts and a pair of red boots. She had a bit of a spark about her (unlike the other optifick girls) , spoke reasonably good English and had other personal communication skills that led us to taking a room. She did a good BBJCIM on me – and all round was an 8.

Among the prettier talent upstairs were two dark haired beauties – one who kept her back to the room all night and wore a towel hiding her breasts and another stunning gazelle (young 20s) called Sheila. I later engaged her in conversation but she didn't speak much English and didn't try hard to communicate in other ways. She sat on the sofa all night, stunningly beautiful, chain smoking and not getting one conversation or any business. She might have been thinking what does a girl (as beautiful as me) have to do get business . But the look on her face said I don't want to be here – and created a barrier that no-one seemed willing to try to break through. There was also a cute tall thin blonde (name not known) a sort of 'horsy' girl, who was very popular and whom I never got round to engaging. .

I opted for experience above looks for my second round and engaged in conversation with Anna – who had been throwing me suggestive glances all evening. Normally I don't go for older or chubbier types but she ha an aura that suggested she might make up for that in other ways. Off to the room together for a good BBJCIM. Not earth shattering but some pretty good oral skills, followed by a long cuddle after.

Both times I spent 30-40 minutes in the room with the girl – but no request for extra payment. By 10. 00 the place was like any quiet village pub except with a few bored naked women sitting around. I was thinking about a third round with the blondiny – but realised that my bullets were all shot– so settled down to watch the second half of the European football.

My conclusions. Maybe it was a quieter than usual night – but it is no Sodom and Gomorrah – not is it a retirement home for FKK girls who have seen better days. If I had other reasons to be in the area I might give it a second shot but certainly wouldn't make the two hour drive just to go visit again.

Tobyg
02-24-11, 07:50
I opted for experience above looks for my second round and engaged in conversation with Anna – who had been throwing me suggestive glances all evening. Normally I don't go for older or chubbier types but she ha an aura that suggested she might make up for that in other ways. Off to the room together for a good BBJCIM. Not earth shattering but some pretty good oral skills, followed by a long cuddle after.That's the first time I've ever heard Anna referred to as older and chubbier. Are you sure you have the right name there?

Anna's a slightly taller than average reasonably skinny blonde.

Iseeu
02-25-11, 01:12
Hey,

I've been off the board for the last couple of weeks dealing with some things. It's actually been the first extended stretch in a long time that I didn't check the board every day. Withdrawal wasn't hard, but getting back and having to read through a couple of weeks worth of posts in all of the forums that I follow has been time consuming. Luckily I have a great data package now with my carrier, and I had to sit through 3 days of a boring conference.

I'm back and planning a trip to the Hof on Weds. March 9th and Thursday March 10th and inviting interested mongers to join. I'll also send in some edits and comments to Angus' great Bernd's guide in a couple of minutes.

Iseeu
02-25-11, 01:19
A poster on a German forum said last week that on a recent visit about half the SPs were wearing towels. Suzanne and Mara have worn towels most of the time for a while now, and so did Svenja for the last few months before she left. But can anyone tell me if this has become the new 'uniform' at the Hof?Don't know where this information came from. Mara has definitely not worn a towel "most of the time for a while now", nor has Suzanne for that matter, nor did Svenja before she left. They may wear towels while eating or moving from floor to floor, or leaving a session on the way to the shower. But it is certainly not the new uniform at the Hof.

Iseeu
02-25-11, 01:33
just posted my bernds guide in angus' blog.

http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=714

as i am not as familiar with bernds as i am with artemis there may well be some inaccuracies in the guide. if so please do let me know and i will edit as needed.

am....for a novice. lol.

great comprehensive job as always. thanks for the effort and sharing this for the greater good of mongerdom.

i enjoyed reading the guide and have a couple of edits and comments asides from those already covered by previous posters,


bernds, as of this writing, has no regular dessous tag. it seems to have been unpopular with the regular clientele and was canceled.actually for almost 30 years, they had an adamant policy that the women should never have any cover-up at all (i have witnessed connie scolding women if they so much as have their towel wrapped around their waists or draped over their shoulders for too long) and were known for this strict adherence to the fkk (nude) philosophy of which they were one of the earliest proponents, while most of the other clubs have been lax with these rules. this policy was breached only on halloween and other themed party days when the sp dressed to match the theme, so it was no wonder that the regular clientele, some of whom have probably been coming for all of those 30 years, should react unfavorably to this. in fact one of the women told me, that they also disliked the idea since after being used to sitting around in the buff all day every day, they just couldn't get comfortable in clothing.


taking the train from frankfurt you have the option of using the regional trains (slower & less expensive) or the ice trains (faster, more expensive). either way you want to buy a ticket from frankfurt to sieburg / bonn and switch to the sbahn to hennf (seig). from here you will have to pick up a taxi to the schieferhof which will cost around €20. so when all the travel expenses are added up the trip from frankfurt will add a few euros to the cost of an adventure at bernds. at the time of this writing the return fare from frankfurt to seigburg / bonn is about €125 plus the sbahn fare and taxi both ways is getting pretty close to €180. a significant sum to be added to the cost of a day at bernds. but the cost of the train can be significantly reduced if one can plan well in advance and take advantage of the many reduced fares offered by deutsche bhan when buying in advance.

of course one needs also to consider the train times etc. to see if it is possible to make it there and back easily in a day. to be honest i think it could be both cheaper and less stressful to plan to stay the night in hennef at one of the small local guest houses in the village. the normal ice return fare for fra- hennef- fra is €112, but as you wrote, the cost of the train can be significantly reduced if one orders far enough in advance, and can be discounted to between €60- €70. taxi from siegburg to schieferhof is about €20 each way, but from hennef it's usually about €15, so actually a return trip between fra and the hof, will cost anywhere between €90 and €145.

agree that it's less stressful and expensive to crawl your way back to reuter's at the end of the evening, but it's definitely possible to make it back and a forth to fra on the same day. i've done it innumerable times. the ice train usually takes about 50 minutes, and the taxi drive from hennef takes less than 10 minutes, so it's less than an hour from fra airport to ringing the hof bell.


upon arrival you are given a key to a locker in the upstairs locker room where you keep your clothes, valuables and cash. there is no separate cash lockup here as it is a small club.you neglected to mention that you are given your towels and shown to your locker by a naked sp. i believe that bernd's is the only club that still follows this policy and that you are escorted to the door when you leave by one or more of the sp who you were with during your visit, both of which were once de rigeur at all fkk clubs.


the ground floor holds the locker rooms, showers, a small bar, the dining area, a small relaxation area off the bar, three session rooms and the massage session room with massage table. i am told that there is another rarely used session room next door to the massage room. my source tells me that his massage sessions often end up in this room, presumably when the table gets too restrictive and small.as previously noted the massage room is on the upper floor, which also houses the adjacent rarely used zimmer that your 'source' told you about, and a changing room for the women. as your 'source' told you, sandra the masseuse is known to end her sessions (...or begin her sessions there. one time, she looked at me, and said forget the massage table, let's go straight to the room- love that gal) in that upstairs zimmer which has a real king size bed, sloped attic roof and romantic candles that the sp sometimes lights to set the mood. this is actually my favorite room in the club; it's quieter, removed from the action, and feels more intimate.


the basement finds another bar and main meeting room, three session rooms and the large, fairly public kino room featuring a glass wall as well as the flat screen tv.no flat screen tv in the basement. there's just a projection screen which is pulled down when there's a special event on tv like a big football match.


at bernds, once you enter, you put your cash in your locker and forget about it. at the end of your stay you will be presented with a bill for all services rendered. one may have concerns about this and the ease with which one imagines one could be over charged for time and / or services rendered. but let me assure you that at bernds the management goes to great pains to encourage repeat business. thus this overcharging just does not seem to be an issue. of the many gentlemen with whom i have spoken over the years about bernds, i have only ever heard of one or two instances where bills have been disputed. if this does happen repeatedly with a girl, no doubt she will not be working at bernds very long. as far as the money goes at bernds, just be aware of the prices and then forget about it. i can almost guarantee that you will not leave there dissatisfied.

please note: the above description of the payment was written with my own bernds visit in mind. i am told that they may have changed this. at the least, if the girl you session with leaves early you may be expected to pay her when she leaves. i was there in january, and the traditional payment system was still in place.


as mentioned above, the food at bernds is catered by the nearby hotel reuters. the spread is delivered and put out late in the afternoonthe food is put out and available from the opening of the club until closing, although they sometimes may run out of the hot dishes.


bernds may not be for every monger out there. if, when visiting a club, you insist on the youngest, most glamourous women being available it might not be for you. however, if you want an experience where service is of primary importance then you owe it to yourself to give bernds a try.you know, we've gotten used to telling mongers that if they're looking for the e. european optificks they should go elsewhere. but i've changed my perspective on whether or not a monger would be pleased with his hof experience. it has nothing to do with the ages and looks of the sp, and everything to do with the monger's attitude and openness. the one common denominator amongst all bernd's customers is the civility and demeanor of everyone in the place. no rowdy groups, no rudeness, no demeaning behavior towards the women or staff, respectful treatment for all customers no matter their age or color. it's rare to hear from the sp a story about a really bad or rude customer. they do happen, but they are rare, and certainly not an everyday occurrence as you are apt to hear at the larger, busier clubs.

all of this comes down to the one common denominator amongst all of the really good clubs that i know; they all have very hands-on, involved and responsive management. bernd's owner and managers are all over the place and know everything that goes on in the club and out of it as relates to their business. with the criticism that they sometimes get for running an old-fashioned, run down establishment that's not keeping with these 'bigger is better' times, they deserve alot of credit for sticking to their founder's vision, following their business model despite pressures to change, their insistence on 'nude is nude', maintaining the standard of fkk service with no hidden extras, couch action, open sex, bbbj / cim / cob included in the standard price, avoidance of cheap transitory staff, and for keeping the environment manageable, comfortable and safe for the sp and their customers.

am: invaluable work my friend. beginning to write the chapters?

Gfe Finder
02-25-11, 02:09
I was there in January, and the traditional payment system was still in place.Did anyone indicate when they went back to the old system? This wasn't the first time that they've had to temporarily switch to another system, IIRC.

Ripple67
02-25-11, 13:37
That's the first time I've ever heard Anna referred to as older and chubbier. Are you sure you have the right name there?

Anna's a slightly taller than average reasonably skinny blonde. Not her then . And its too late to go back and check.

Ortos
02-25-11, 20:56
The normal ICE return fare for FRA- Hennef- FRA is €112, but as you wrote, the cost of the train can be significantly reduced if one orders far enough in advance, and can be discounted to between €60- €70. Taxi from Siegburg to Schieferhof is about €20 each way, but from Hennef it's usually about €15, so actually a return trip between FRA and the Hof, will cost anywhere between €90 and €145.Re train costs from FFM to Bernd's: What you say above combined with Angus' cost analysis you quote are potent arguments for renting a car, no? For the money you guys are talking about just to get from Frankfurt to Bernd's and back: You could rent a car for a week! O

Angus Magee
02-26-11, 09:05
Re train costs from FFM to Bernd's: What you say above combined with Angus' cost analysis you quote are potent arguments for renting a car, no? For the money you guys are talking about just to get from Frankfurt to Bernd's and back: You could rent a car for a week! OI think you are right on here. In the end a car rental makes much more sense for a Bernds visit. I include the train info mostly to show that it is possible to make a visit on public transport. The cost plus the diminished flexibility though make a rental car much more attractive.

AM

Iseeu
02-26-11, 17:56
I think you are right on here. In the end a car rental makes much more sense for a Bernds visit. I include the train info mostly to show that it is possible to make a visit on public transport. The cost plus the diminished flexibility though make a rental car much more attractive.

AM
It's only more cost effective to rent a car, if you're not paying for the petrol. In most cases you're looking at a minimum of 40 Euro for the return trip. So, unless you've landed a really cheap rental, I'm not sure that it would still be cheaper than a discounted train ticket.

Although a car gives more flexibility and other advantages like a place to store your luggage, if you're short on time, the train is the way to go. Very often, I make the run up to Bernd's on a long stopover in FRA, when I have a late night or early morning outbound flight, and the train trip saves at least a half hour travel time, with no anxiety about possible stau or weather delays. With the train, if I already have my return boarding pass, I can be at the departure gate or lounge within an hour and a quarter of leaving the Hof. With a car, I still need to fill up before returning it, and get inspected and signed in by the agent, so with the additional travel time, it's at least 2 hours total. That's 45 extra minutes of Mara....

Randy1969
02-26-11, 20:06
i plan to be in frankfurt on friday, march 3 and am considering making my first visit to bernd's that day. per their website there is a special event that day. i'm wondering what the event entails, how being at bernd's during this event would differ from being there on an ordinary day and whether i, a non-german speeking bernd's virgin, should reconsider my plan to visit the hof this trip because of this event.

thanks in advance for any advice that you bernd's veterans care to share.

Boomer10
02-27-11, 10:25
i plan to be in frankfurt on friday, march 3 and am considering making my first visit to bernd's that day. per their website there is a special event that day. i'm wondering what the event entails, how being at bernd's during this event would differ from being there on an ordinary day and whether i, a non-german speeking bernd's virgin, should reconsider my plan to visit the hof this trip because of this event.

thanks in advance for any advice that you bernd's veterans care to share. well, friday is 4 march and the day after the weiberfastnachts-party. i plan on being at bernds for the weiberfastnachts-party on thursday (i'll also be there on friday). i haven't been to the carnival party before but have been to the last 2 halloween parties. the halloween parties have been pretty much like any other day except the girls will be wearing costumes instead of being naked and it will probably have a few more guys present. i think it's likely that the mood will be a little more festive, after all it is carnival. the bernds site (

http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/hofgalerie.html

) has a few pictures from last years party (scroll down to the bottom of the page).

my german is terrible (i can barely order water) and i've never had any problems. i try to be polite and courteous and behave like i'm a guest (a naked guest) at someone home. most of the girls speak some english and a few (mara, babsi, alina) speak it well. everyone is used to international visitors. angus magee did a really nice faq (

http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=714

) and i don't think i can add additional comments that would be of much value.

my advice is go, be polite, and have fun.

boomer10

Rob Raunch
02-27-11, 14:07
Found this on their twitter-page:

FOTOS: Sandy und Joy. Ihr Beitrag zur globalen Erderwärmung! 18+!

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/hofgalerie.html

Translated:

Pictures: Sandy and Joy. Their contribution to Global Warming! 18+!

They are posting girl-girl-action pictures now for the first time.

I am certainly NOT going to complain about it! More, MORE!

@Randy1969.

Or be early on March 3rd. On these Partys Bernd's tends to fill up fast. Before you know it all lockers are gone (or worse!) been there twice on Carnaval and at 13:00 (opening time) there were allready 8 guys waiting at the door to get in! The atmosphere is special at these days. Lots of Mongers, happy Girls and everybody has a good time!

Randy1969
02-27-11, 16:22
Thanks for the clarification on the dates and the info. Guess I better get a new calendar. I'm going to try to get to Bernd's most likely on Friday so I guess I'll miss the festivities on Thursday.

Boomer10
02-28-11, 03:16
Most of the girls speak some english and a few (Mara, Babsi, Alina) speak it well.

Boomer10I reread my post again and I don't know what I was thinking including Alina in "speak it (english) well". I've always been able to speak to Alina and feel like we understood each other but I shouldn't have included her as speaking english well.

Gfe Finder
02-28-11, 05:05
present:
1. alina
2. angie
3. anna
4. babsi
5. dana
6. erika
7. jenny
8. joy
9. katja
10. magda
11. mara
12. melissa
13. nathali
14. sandra
15. stella (new, dark curly long mane of hair, tan, from serbia)
16. susan
17. 1 unidentified

a slow start

notably absent from the above list is sandy, who had mentioned that she would be there yesterday. oh well. the follow up session(s) will come when i return.

i arrived at 12:57, the only guy in line. figuring that the time difference wouldn’t matter i rang the buzzer… and was left to stand and shiver in the cold. i then waited until 1pm sharp. i rang and was permitted inside then. i checked in and cashed my 5 € discount cards. the management handed them out as gifts on wednesday and thursday.

again the train and the snow delayed anna’s arrival so once more i kicked up my heels until she was there. time with her was the best way to start my day. we were together for an hour and i finished with a pop.

however, i missed my appointed time for a massage with sandra. she found me while i was eating and we rescheduled.

in the meantime, susan all but threw herself at me. we kissed on the couch, we heaped complements on each other until we were so horny we couldn’t take it anymore, and then we went upstairs for an hour next to sandra’s office. i cherished her in my arms for some great slow, sensual sex. i had the feeling susan would have stayed with me longer had she not had other guests begging for her that day.

finally came the time for my massage with sandra. this being friday, sandra had the option for extra programs. unfortunately, i had just come out of a room (the one next door, in fact) and had other girls on my to-do list. so i opted for a fantastic massage. the plentiful kisses were simply a welcome finish.

would i enjoy?

after dinner, while i was resting on the couch one of the girls asked me a question: would i “enjoy” being "in joy”? joy invited me over to talk to her. we started a conversation which progressed to her resting on my shoulder. she reached over to my towel and felt a partial erection. “what’s this?” she enquired. she opened the towel and inspected more closely only to determine that a blow job was in order. she moved up to kiss my nipples, then my lips. when we went to the room, she sucked on my nipples having picked up correctly that i really liked this. after a bbbj, she mounted me cowgirl. she bounced on me for a few minutes, we changed to my being on top, and then i came.

later, stella, joy and i got to talking again on the upstairs couch. somehow the conversation drifted to the fact that stella was massaging joy’s leg. i offered joy a massage, meaning “someday.” she inquired “how about now?”

ok, so we’d do it now. angie had some oil in her purse that she let me use. joy loved this so much that she fell back on the couch, her eyes rolled back in her head, and the conversation went something like this:

joy: “are you married?”
me: “no”
joy: “do you want to marry me?”
me: [deciding to play along] “ok.”
joy: “if you can massage me like that you are my man!”
other girls, including babsi, susan, magda, and nathali peered over the corner to observe joy and me. eventually so did mara. our conversation went something like this:
mara: “why didn’t you ever massage me like that?”
me: “you never asked.”
mara: “but joy asked?”
joy[butting in]: “no!” (she’s lying, of course)
after i finished with joy (who looked so content as to be 2 seconds away from napping) i offered to mara that i would massage her anytime. all she had to do was ask.

she later sat next to me on the upstairs couch and conveniently positioned her shoulders in front of me. i know a request and an invitation when i see one so i went to work on her neck, then her shoulders, then her back, and then her arms. i moved down to one foot. as i was working on that foot, i heard a familiar voice call out my name.

anna saw me massaging mara and reminded me that it was now our appointed time for a second date. once in the room, it was another terrific hour, the two of us climbing to higher and higher planes of bliss with our passion, and she and i relaxed downstairs until she had to leave. i closed the day out chatting with some guests about my plans for the weekend and kissed joy goodbye. thus ended another great 3 days!

Gfe Finder
02-28-11, 05:07
Present:
1. Alina
2. Angie
3. Anna
4. Babsi
5. Dana
6. Erika
7. Gabi the Masseuse
8. Ines
9. Janette
10. Jenny
11. Joy
12. Katja
13. Leonie
14. Magda
15. Mara
16. Melissa
17. Nathali
18. Sandy
19. Sarah
20. Stella (new, dark curly long mane of hair, tan, from Serbia)
21. Susan
22. 1 unidentified

Ain’t It Fun to Have the Whip Hand?

Because of a snowstorm (and a nasty one to boot) this was the first Christmas Party I’ve ever seen where the girls outnumbered the guys throughout the day. Edith told Angie that she was afraid that practically no one would come. Angie replied that at least I’d be there since I was just up the street at Hotel Reuter.

I checked in at 1 and didn’t see Anna. After inquiring, I learned that her train was running late so she wouldn’t make it until after 1:30. I wandered around for an incredibly slow and painful half hour until I found her downstairs wearing nothing but a smile and some heels, sitting on her towel, waiting patiently for me. Although the half hour was long the hour we were together went way too quickly.

Later that afternoon, Babsi spied me on the upstairs couch. I waved her over. Yesterday, I had promised a session with her which we sealed with a kiss. And then another. And another. And so on. Had we done one more we probably would have sessioned that day.

Our lips picked up from where we left off. Babsi did her trademark “reach behind” to feel my dick and start a hand job. We found a room down the hall. Before long we were having sex while standing up by the window. The air got hot very quickly so she reached over and opened the window to let some fresh air in. After some more blow job action, she lay down and I entered her from on top. After only a couple of minutes of thrusting I came-- it must be because she’s so sexy. She took it in stride and we talked the remainder of the ½ hour.

A Polyglot with a Skilled Tongue

Erika changed our venue to the upstairs bar that day. And she also invited a new dance partner—Mara. The three of us gathered in a circle for some dancing. Afterwards, I asked her why she joined us. She replied (in Spanish!) that Erika was her dance teacher and had been teaching her. I knew that her Dutch, German, and English were excellent. I knew that she was studying French (I leave it to Youppie to say how good her French is. And her French language skills, too.) :) I didn’t know she was also on her way to mastering Spanish!

Boredom

As I mentioned earlier, attendance at this year’s Christmas party was very light due to the weather. So, later in the evening most of the girls were sitting on the downstairs couch having a several-hours-long smoke break. While resting downstairs, one guest was snuggling with Katja while I was resting with Anna. Alina was at the bar, puffing away. She got an idea and walked outside. She came inside with some snow and handed it to Anna who found a good use for it by delicately rubbing it around my nipples.

How to Cure Cabin Fever Constructively

Because of the blizzard, Anna and Mara needed to leave early at 10. Actually, Edith encouraged anyone (girls or guys) who needed a taxi to leave early due to the significant delay in obtaining one.

So Anna and I moved our last session of the day up quite a bit. She had promised me that this time she would do the massage, and she proved an expert. The quiet relaxation from this part of our session was interrupted only by my moans of pleasure. Unfortunately, this would be my only taste of her wonderful skills this trip for tomorrow we would do as normal and I would massage her. We had sex afterwards and I made up for a groggy start earlier in the afternoon by coming inside her.

I Want You to Fuck Me as Hard as You Can

Ultimately, Anna had to leave and I was somehow still horny. A familiar face recognized me earlier that day and said hello but I was having trouble placing her in my mind. It was Sandy, who I had originally met last summer and who multiple guests recommended to me.

On the upstairs couch, we got to talking (her English is terrific, by the way) and continued with DFK and some playful bites on my lower lip. When I stood up to get a drink, she stopped me and blew me in full view of the remaining guests who had gathered upstairs to finish the night. We ran off to the room at the end of the upstairs hall, both unbelievably horny, and I barely got the door shut before she begged me to do her doggy. Since I could see us in the mirror, I was very excited to do so. This was just the start of things.

From memory, these are the positions we tried at one point or another this session: doggy, missionary, laying-down doggy, [I don’t know the name of this position: I held her slightly up, legs resting on my front, feet above my shoulders, I thrusted forward and slightly upward as my glans tickled her G-spot,] sometimes changing position without my exiting. This list is almost certainly incomplete because I’m quite sure that we tried more positions. She begged me to stay inside her while she reached for her cigarettes and lit up and smoked. She also wanted to see me come so she said “I want you to fuck me as hard as you can.” That I can do! When we finished, I gave her a foot massage, we discussed our plans for the evening, Sandy’s being by far more interesting than mine, and we chatted with the guests until closing time.

Gfe Finder
02-28-11, 05:08
Please find below my reports from 3 magnificent days at the Hof (including last December’s Christmas party) and PSR in the appropriate section. I admit that it’s been a while since my visits. Nonetheless, I hope that these reports are a helpful and enjoyable read.

Present:
1. Alina
2. Angie
3. Anna
4. Babsi
5. Dana
6. Erika
7. Janette (new, from Germany, long, dark hair)
8. Joy (friendly and chatty new girl from Cologne)
9. Katja
10. Magda
11. Mara
12. Melissa (new, dyed blonde hair, older in appearance than the other women on offer)
13. Nathali
14. Sarah
15. Susan

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this monger from the swift completion of his appointed rounds

My flight was delayed due to the weather; it was a bit surprising to see how much snow was on the ground so early in the season. Nonetheless, I didn’t encounter any significant traffic jams on the Autobahn but still couldn’t get checked in, settled, and down to the Hof until 1:30. A naked Dana greeted me.

I was very pleased to have the opportunity to cash in the free entry that I won from Striptease Tag last September. There were a number of changes that I noticed right away or was warned about beforehand (aside from Rita & Tanja’s departure):

1. There are new shelves where the sandals used to be in the locker room. This means some advantages including easier and more visible access to sandals and to spare body wash bottles and towels.
2. Some rooms have new paint and/or decorations/paintings adorning the walls, e.g. the room next to the locker room. Bernds’ website has since posted a few pictures. Go ahead, try and keep your eye on the walls and furniture and not Sandy and/or Joy, I dare you. :)
3. The girls’ boxes by the check in counter are now a nearly wall height white cabinet, 2 columns for each girl.
4. A new payment system was in effect: you had to pay the girl when she leaves, whenever that was, not necessarily at the end of your day. I am told that much to my relief this system is not currently active.

I ate lunch and found Anna who was eagerly waiting at her usual spot downstairs. She got me a drink and then she and I spent a terrific hour together and caught up on what we’d been doing since we’d last seen each other.

Later in the afternoon, I was hanging around the upstairs bar. Susan came over, kissed me hello, and then flirted with me for a while. With a wink, she disappeared but not for long. She came back, kissed me more deeply to the point where she was sucking on my tongue and then suggested a blow job right there at the bar. Conny overheard us and put the kibosh on that idea.

Given Bernds’ reputation for being uninhibited I found this a bit surprising. It turns out that girls blowing guests right at the bar gets Conny horny and leaves her unable to do anything about it. Or it blocks access to/from the couches. I’ll leave it to you readers to decide which is true.

In any event, Susan and I went to a room. Once in the room Susan started off with a good blow job and then we switched to sex in the missionary position. I had trouble reaching climax so Susan offered: “I’ll take care of this.” She had me lay down and continued with her blow job, seeing if I could CIM. I have never found this easy to do so I suggested that Susan have her turn. At least one of us should come this session! I licked her pussy and worked my way to her inner labia and then her clitoris. I also reached my hands up to massage her breasts. Seeing her excited (and fondling those fantastic large breasts) got me hard again so we went back to business and I came for the second time that day!

Unfinished Business from Striptease Tag

Erika found me before dinner and mentioned that she wanted to meet me for dancing later in the evening. When it came time and I headed downstairs, she had a surprise for me, namely a “uniform” for our routine. Said uniform was actually a male stripper costume: a leftover thong from Striptease-Tag with googly eyes on the front and a ring dangling at the end of the pouch. Since I was new at this, I had to get some help from Sarah to put it on properly and put my package in the pouch.

Erika and I took turns dancing at the pole and then danced together. The ring came in handy when she wanted to pull me in closer. Once we finished I walked over to the bar and took the thong off. Alina then took it; what she did with it I still do not know to this day! Erika’s dancing so captivated one fellow watching from the couch that he waved her over and had his tongue swirling in her pussy by the time I turned around.

Later that evening and before our second time in the room, Anna and I split with Sarah a bottle of wine that I brought. Once in the room, Anna lay down on her stomach and I started with a massage which she so thoroughly enjoyed that I worked on her front side as well. We spent our time in one of the newly renovated rooms. I do like the change; it seemed brighter and more colorful.

c. 11:30, I was sitting downstairs with Anna, Mara, Leonie, Dana, and Alina. Now normally it’s every man’s fantasy to be alone with 5 gorgeous women especially if 4 of them are naked. While I did enjoy it I think we all had a pretty long day based on how much we were yawning. So we called a halt to the festivities 15 minutes early and I checked out and left for the hotel.

F Nature
03-04-11, 03:07
I've only been to Bernds once, in 2007, and I didn't like the place at all.

I was with one girl who was really a stupid ***** with crap service level, I wonder if she's still there?

Originally from Russia but lived in Germany since she was a kid, very tall and slim and with blonde hair, an attractive face, and in her early 20s.

She sat on a bar stool all day long chain smoking, I knew I shouldn't have gone for her but I did it anyway.

Many of the male guests were really old dudes with that old guy stench, that you couldn't avoid since the place is so small and cramped.

I just felt uncomfortable at this club.

Rob Raunch
03-04-11, 11:44
Been to their Carnavalparty yesterday.

I will try to write a report when all the festivities are over.

In the mean time their Newsletter is online you can find it here:

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/schieferhof-news.htm

Okay, its in German. Try babbelfish or translate by google. OR start brushing up on your German (which could come in pretty handy!)

Have Fun (I know I will!)

Boomer10
03-04-11, 12:31
I've only been to Bernds once, in 2007, and I didn't like the place at all.

I was with one girl who was really a stupid * with crap service level, I wonder if she's still there?

Originally from Russia but lived in Germany since she was a kid, very tall and slim and with blonde hair, an attractive face, and in her early 20s.

She sat on a bar stool all day long chain smoking, I knew I shouldn't have gone for her but I did it anyway.

Many of the male guests were really old dudes with that old guy stench, that you couldn't avoid since the place is so small and cramped.

I just felt uncomfortable at this club. So 4 years ago you visited the club and had a bad time, what's your point in relation to today?

When this happened this report may of been of some value, but now it just seems to me to be a pointless comment about a poor choice you made.

What I like about the Cologne area is, if you do not like Bernds or PSR or Samya or where ever, you can put on your pants and go on to the next club. If you don't like Bernds, try PSR you'll probably like it better

F Nature
03-04-11, 13:53
So 4 years ago you visited the club and had a bad time, what's your point in relation to today?

When this happened this report may of been of some value, but now it just seems to me to be a pointless comment about a poor choice you made.Yeah, you're right.

I just came to think of this incident.

I've been to Samya and it was much better.

Rob Raunch
03-04-11, 18:17
if you do not like Bernds or PSR or Samya or where ever, you can put on your pants and go on to the next club. If you don't like Bernds, try PSR you'll probably like it betterThe only thing is: his report is sooo old that the Girl he is referring to has not been working for Bernds for a few years now and is working at: (You guessed it) PSR!

Posting a report 4 years after the fact has no real use: the Club has been renovating their rooms, new Girls have come in, and went away.

The whole clubscene has changed BIG Time in 4 years!

Every 3 weeks a new Club opens its doors! Flatrate Club are popping up like mushrooms after a rainy day! (with prices decreasing and service-levels plumeting)

I just pressed a few buttons to look at other "F Nature" reports EVERY reports has the text "last year" in it!

PLEASE post some more recent experiences! Thats what we all benefit from. Thanks.

Have Fun!

Breadman
03-04-11, 20:07
Bernds is my favorite. It's small and not to everyone's liking. But the service is amoung the best.Bernds has it followers. Several posters here post glowing reviews of the club. Newbie comes along and reads said reviews. Visits Bernds and is disappointed in almost everything about the club. The club can't live up to some of the reviews, least not most of the time. Newbie posts negative review on the club. Bernds followers come on to defend their favorite club. Its like Yin and Yang, bound to repeat.

Its just a small club that despite the 70 euro entry fee hasn't seen a whole lot of money put back into the club, the serve the same goulash (least the three times I've visited). The girls aren't top of the line. Only a handful could work and make a living at a larger club. But if your looking for a club where service 'exceeds' and looks come secondary, then this is the place for you. My experience pretty much all three visits were below expectations in the talent department. You might find one or two if your at all picky on looks, but that will be about it. As can be seen on the Bernds website in their photo section, there isn't many young cute girls on hand.

So im putting my pants on and going to another club, but im still allowed to put in my two cents here since ive visited the club recently. It was so bad my last trip that I almost left unpopped, luckily Mara was in the house. I did throw a dog a bone as my buddy jackyo would always say to me when a fat girl walked by, but out of sheer boredom.

Boomer10
03-05-11, 13:58
So im putting my pants on and going to another club, but im still allowed to put in my two cents here since ive visited the club recently.I did not mean to suggest that comments should not be made, I tried to say that they should be timely. I encourage people to vote with your pants, go where you have fun. Isn't having fun what we're all aiming for.

So in the spirit of being not timely, I'm presenting a report of a Nov 2010 visit under the subject of Why I like Bernd.

A comment before I begin, I don't usually make reports because they end up being a type of voyeurism I'm uncomfortable with, but what the heck.

A couple of things to keep in mind when considering what follows:

1 Bernds policy, the girls cannot approach a guest uninvited.

2 I've known Mara for 5 years.

3 Mara has an open invitation to approach me at any time.

It was nearing closing time. I was sitting on the basement sofa. It was quiet. One other guest and a couple of girls where there. Mara walks down the stairs in the offical Bernds uniform, shoes and a smile. She walks over to me, straddles my hips and begins kissing me. After a couple of minutes, she moves to my side, opens my towel and starts a blowjob. After awhile a condom magically appears on me and we sex on the sofa until I cum.

She stands up and removes the condom. She points at my still hard dick and says her first words to me, I'm going to have to do something about that.

She reaches for my hand and helps get up from the sofa. She releases my hand and grabs my dick and leads me into the large open zimmer. She gets on her knees and begins a blowjob. She does her magic with the condom again, turns around and we begin a standing K9 until I cum. She turns, kisses me, then pushes onto the bed where we cuddle. A few mins later Alina jumps onto bed and I end up in a sandwich between Mara and Alina.

Any questions as to why I like Bernds?

Boomer10

Horbate
03-05-11, 18:09
Hey Boomer10! Have the ladies leave one of those "sandwiches" for me when I arrive at Bernd's Tuesday! It's been almost two years since I've had one there, and Bernd's will be the first two days of my nine day FKK binge. I hope to see you there! _Horbate_.


I did not mean to suggest that comments should not be made, I tried to say that they should be timely. I encourage people to vote with your pants, go where you have fun. Isn't having fun what we're all aiming for.

So in the spirit of being not timely, I'm presenting a report of a Nov 2010 visit under the subject of Why I like Bernd.

A comment before I begin, I don't usually make reports because they end up being a type of voyeurism I'm uncomfortable with, but what the heck.

A couple of things to keep in mind when considering what follows:

1 Bernds policy, the girls cannot approach a guest uninvited.

2 I've known Mara for 5 years.

3 Mara has an open invitation to approach me at any time.

It was nearing closing time. I was sitting on the basement sofa. It was quiet. One other guest and a couple of girls where there. Mara walks down the stairs in the offical Bernds uniform, shoes and a smile. She walks over to me, straddles my hips and begins kissing me. After a couple of minutes, she moves to my side, opens my towel and starts a blowjob. After awhile a condom magically appears on me and we sex on the sofa until I cum.

She stands up and removes the condom. She points at my still hard dick and says her first words to me, I'm going to have to do something about that.

She reaches for my hand and helps get up from the sofa. She releases my hand and grabs my dick and leads me into the large open zimmer. She gets on her knees and begins a blowjob. She does her magic with the condom again, turns around and we begin a standing K9 until I cum. She turns, kisses me, then pushes onto the bed where we cuddle. A few mins later Alina jumps onto bed and I end up in a sandwich between Mara and Alina.

Any questions as to why I like Bernds?

Boomer10

Iseeu
03-06-11, 01:07
Bernd's will be the first two days of my nine day FKK binge. I hope to see you there! _Horbate_.I'll be there on Wednesday of this week, so if you're starting your trip on Tuesday, we'll see each other on your 2nd day there.

Rob Raunch
03-11-11, 15:58
They have a new rebatecard now.

Because fuelprices are skyrocketing every visitor recieves a card depending on how far he traveled: till 100Km=5€.100km or above=10€

Their Newsflash is online so if you can read German go ahead!

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/schieferhof-flash.htm

Have fun!

Marwar58
03-23-11, 01:21
I've researched Bernd's before and passed, but as I've toured the big 3 last year and realized I had a free day on a Tuesday, and a car, and was within striking distance of Bernd's, I went for it-thanks to the advice of the regular posters.

I drove from the Frankfurt / Mainz area, about 150km away-kind of fun doing 150km / hr on the A3 with Porche's still screaming past me. Following the GPS instruction, you end up driving literally in the middle of farm country up and down tiny roads once you leave the A3 area. But, the GPS know where it's going and to the minute listed, I arrive. The house is #28, and they want you to park in the lot marked #24-privat drive. I forgot about the gas discount until now-darn.

I received the tour from Susan-a Turkish / German with basic English skills. I thought I'd packed a book to read, but left it behind-didn't matter, too dark in most places. I arrived at open gate-1pm. By 1:30, Susan continued the real tour with the downstairs couch conversation, kissing, BBBJ, and off to the zimmer. The pre-zimmer public BBBJ is quite the tradition it seems. As posted. 30 min is 50euro, and CIM free-so took that offer. Beyond the finish, she was fun, enthusiastic, and lived up to the Bernd's reputation for excellent service. At the end, she pointed out that Babsi and Mara were fluent at English. Being tired from other travel, I slept in the downstairs rest area—later awoken by another couple going at it.

From here, I'll skip the boring play by play, but just outline that I have a reliable 2 hour clock to wait out between sessions. During these times, I used the Sauna, ate from the buffet, slept, and sometimes just sat and watched the upstairs TV porn—not bad. At night, the downstairs projection TV was on and watched some German movie—at least something to watch. As posted, the weakness of the club is limited activities between sessions, and not so much the eye candy walking around as with the big clubs. But its fine, and English-only is fine also. All you have to do is invite a girl to your side who appears ready, and she starts her routine—don't be fooled if she looks bored and is going through cigarettes. If you give the signal, she will stop what she is doing and 'turn it on. ' If you motion to two girls, you can get two girls—will try that next visit.

Back to Susan—gave her DATY, and produced a climax for her (or a great acting job—no matter). No anal, but just about anything else. A little dirty talk is nice.

Later sessions—Babsi, a 45y / o plus nice girl, great service, really tries to figure out what you like. Great CIM finish with the open mouth / porn shot look. Next, Mara—previously discussed, a very nice girl next door type, very intuitive with where you want to go. Again-Babsi and Mara are conversational / fluent, whereas the rest just know enought to get through a session. Finished with a quickie with Carmen (no English) before heading out at 11pm. Totals= 70 euro entry, four 50 euro sessions. Transportation—60 euro / day car and 30 euro gas round trip.

In all—the sessions are fantastic, probably the best 30 min sessions anywhere, and equivalent to sessions at the big clubs that cost double to triple that. On top of that, you get a full 30 min plus another 10-15 of couch action / talk. The no approach rule is nice. There were 3-4 more girls I was interested in, but did not have the chance. Some of the famous names were out this day. Yes, there are some girls that are probably very nice / talented but not my attraction. Minor note—the club is open until midnight, but many of the girls start heading out around 11pm—often in a shared cab, so if you have your eye on a late night finish with a particular girl, you might want to talk with her about that in advance, or she may disappear on you.

So as posted, you either love it or hate it, and clearly I'm in the love it camp.

P. S-per Mara, the girls do read these posts from time to time, so be nice!

Basketcase
03-26-11, 15:03
Thanks-realized I was close enough to Bernd's to give it a try. Would recommend all to try Bernd's before recycling the big 3.It was hard enough getting the firm to visit Palace let alone get them to agree and commit to visit Bernds. I think some of the stories here scares them off. What puts them off is not about the looks or the service. It is the facilities and the food.

Breadman
03-26-11, 20:15
I received the tour from Susan-a Turkish / German with basic English skills. I thought I'd packed a book to read, but left it behind-didn't matter, too dark in most places.

From here, I'll skip the boring play by play, but just outline that I have a reliable 2 hour clock to wait out between sessions. During these times, I used the Sauna, ate from the buffet, slept, and sometimes just sat and watched the upstairs TV porn—not bad. At night, the downstairs projection TV was on and watched some German movie—at least something to watch. As posted, the weakness of the club is limited activities between sessions, and not so much the eye candy walking around as with the big clubs. But its fine, and English-only is fine also.

Thanks-realized I was close enough to Bernd's to give it a try-see that board. Would recommend all to try Bernd's before recycling the big 3. I'm not bashing Bernds here, just have to question how you planned on reading a book anywhere 'inside' the club. And just where did you manage to find a spot to grab some shuteye, behind the bar? You make it sound like there's room to sleep, read a book, watch some tv all in this little club they call Bernds. On which of the two couch's did you sleep? Yes, for those who've never visited this club the only two couch's in the entire club. Yes, they might be able to seat 8 to 12 people each, but the fact remains there is only two couch's in the two seating area's. Unless you grabbed the couch in the 'viewable fuck room', thus taking away one of the handful of rooms available for fucking. Don't think I've ever seen anybody ever grab some sack time anywhere in this club, there's barely enough room to sit half the time.

For those who have never been to the club, a tour lasts all of 30 seconds. Showers three steps this way, main room 6 steps that way, steps to basement 2 steps in the corner. The main seating area's, both upstairs and downstairs laid out flat is about half the size of goldentime's main room, maybe a bit less. Its a house in a little village, people should know its a very small club.

Boomer10
03-27-11, 03:30
I'm not bashing Bernds here, just have to question how you planned on reading a book anywhere 'inside' the club. And just where did you manage to find a spot to grab some shuteye, behind the bar? You make it sound like there's room to sleep, read a book, watch some tv all in this little club they call Bernds. On which of the two couch's did you sleep? Yes, for those who've never visited this club the only two couch's in the entire club. Yes, they might be able to seat 8 to 12 people each, but the fact remains there is only two couch's in the two seating area's. Unless you grabbed the couch in the 'viewable fuck room', thus taking away one of the handful of rooms available for fucking. Don't think I've ever seen anybody ever grab some sack time anywhere in this club, there's barely enough room to sit half the time.

For those who have never been to the club, a tour lasts all of 30 seconds. Showers three steps this way, main room 6 steps that way, steps to basement 2 steps in the corner. The main seating area's, both upstairs and downstairs laid out flat is about half the size of goldentime's main room, maybe a bit less. Its a house in a little village, people should know its a very small club. When you say there are "two couch's" [sic] that is true. There's a small one located under the flat screen on the main floor and a second one in the basement in the 'viewable fuck room' (sitting or sleeping there doesn't stop anyone from using the room, it's viewable for a reason). On the main floor there is also a large sectional that wraps around three walls and in the basement a sectional that is along two walls with a chaise extension on one end (I suspect these are your couches). I've napped on both couches and both sectionals and no one has said a word to me other some kidding from the girls about having to recover from the 'last session'. I've never stretched out anywhere other than the chaise.

I've read my kindle upstairs and outside, the basement seems to be a little too dark. I've also listened to music and watched videos on my iPod. The lack of things to do between sessions is, to me, the biggest down side to Bernds. I've heard a couple of the girls comment that they prefer it this way since they don't to compete with a pool table, exercise room, etc. . .

Bernd's is small, my guess is that if you counted all the girls from Bernd's, they would be about 1/2 the number present during one shift at GT, so the selection of girls is limited. There also isn't the large number of guys. A full house at Bernds is probably 20 men and packed house is probably 25-30. It also opens later and closes eariler and is not open on weekends or federal (and some state) holidays. The food isn't that great and they keep the same items from, I believe I was told, Wednesday to the next Tuesday. There are only four showers, one urinal, and one toilet. And if I remember the count from the last discussion, there are a total of eight session rooms (if you include the 'viewable fuck room').

If your primary goal is to be inside good facilities, go somewhere else. If you've visited and you don't like it, go somewhere else. If you don't like the service / girls / food / whatever, there are other options, PSR is just a few miles north and has great facilities and beautiful women. But if you can see pass the facilities, Bernds can be fun. And as always, I value everyones 2 cents worth or 1 cent worth, or. . . .

Euro100
03-27-11, 05:49
I'm not bashing Bernds here, just have to question how you planned on reading a book anywhere 'inside' the club. And just where did you manage to find a spot to grab some shuteye, behind the bar? You make it sound like there's room to sleep, read a book, watch some tv all in this little club they call Bernds. On which of the two couch's did you sleep? Yes, for those who've never visited this club the only two couch's in the entire club. Yes, they might be able to seat 8 to 12 people each, but the fact remains there is only two couch's in the two seating area's. Unless you grabbed the couch in the 'viewable fuck room', thus taking away one of the handful of rooms available for fucking. Don't think I've ever seen anybody ever grab some sack time anywhere in this club, there's barely enough room to sit half the time.

For those who have never been to the club, a tour lasts all of 30 seconds. Showers three steps this way, main room 6 steps that way, steps to basement 2 steps in the corner. The main seating area's, both upstairs and downstairs laid out flat is about half the size of goldentime's main room, maybe a bit less. Its a house in a little village, people should know its a very small club. Everything you say is completely correct; seclusion is really hard to come by at number 28.

But I have caught some shut-eye at Berndt's on occasion. If you are jet-lagged enough, you can sleep anywhere. In the summer I have slept outside on their little excuse for a lawn. I have slept on the red sectional in the basement until Katja woke me up. Sleeping on the main floor is impossible; Connie's reign is too strict. But I have also fallen asleep on the massage table on the second floor.

My best sleep experience I had on the little couch behind the window in the room where the exhibitionists go at it. A couple was going at it when I went to sleep, but they didn't care, neither did I. I had told Debbie to wake me up after an hour. And she dutifully complied, waking me up with sucking on my dick, leading to a BBBJ-CIM right there. THAT was great! First I was so groggy that I did not even realize that I was not dreaming, and as I slowly awoke Debbie went at it harder and harder. I am sure it only took 10 minutes for me to bust, but those were 10 minutes that will be part of the highlight reel of my monger life.

Tobyg
03-27-11, 11:06
Don't think I've ever seen anybody ever grab some sack time anywhere in this club, there's barely enough room to sit half the time.I too have slept at Bernds, a coule of times on chaise at the end of the red sectional lounge and once in the middle corner of the same lounge. On that occaison I woke about an hour later up to find Katja's tits in my face so I went to work on them. I find it useful to catch about an hour's sleep between sessions. It helps me perform better for the next session.

It's never occurred to me before to take a book to read, but I think I will the next time.

Gfe Finder
03-27-11, 14:40
I'm not bashing Bernds here, just have to question how you planned on reading a book anywhere 'inside' the club. And just where did you manage to find a spot to grab some shuteye, behind the bar? You make it sound like there's room to sleep, read a book, watch some tv all in this little club they call Bernds. On which of the two couch's did you sleep? Yes, for those who've never visited this club the only two couch's in the entire club. Yes, they might be able to seat 8 to 12 people each, but the fact remains there is only two couch's in the two seating area's. Unless you grabbed the couch in the 'viewable fuck room', thus taking away one of the handful of rooms available for fucking. Don't think I've ever seen anybody ever grab some sack time anywhere in this club, there's barely enough room to sit half the time.

For those who have never been to the club, a tour lasts all of 30 seconds. Showers three steps this way, main room 6 steps that way, steps to basement 2 steps in the corner. The main seating area's, both upstairs and downstairs laid out flat is about half the size of goldentime's main room, maybe a bit less. Its a house in a little village, people should know its a very small club. Despite recent renovations they may not be able to compete with PSR (e. g.) on facilities anytime soon. Then again, they've never tried to; it's always been about service and atmosphere.

You've got some sense of that atmosphere and sleeping possibilities from Boomer10 and Euro100's replies, so I don't have too much else to add. I will say that I've napped outside in the spring & summer and on the upstairs couches (1st day, still jet lagged, fairly late in the day, not much happening.) When I woke up on the couch, Nathali was gazing lovingly at me, and we got to talking. The conversation ended with us in a room. Not as nice a wake up call as Euro100 got, but not bad. :)

In fact I've also seen the now departed Tanja wake up one of her regulars with a blow job, so it's not that rare.

Gfe Finder
03-27-11, 14:42
It's never occurred to me before to take a book to read, but I think I will the next time.I've seen people reading outside. I agree with Boomer10 that it'd be too dark to read inside in the basement but then again with all the sex going on why would you want to distract yourself with a book? :D

Gfe Finder
03-27-11, 14:57
It was hard enough getting the firm to visit Palace let alone get them to agree and commit to visit Bernds. I think some of the stories here scares them off. What puts them off is not about the looks or the service. It is the facilities and the food.That would seem to suggest PSR (or World or Artemis if you don't mind a bit of a trek) as a solution, except as you noted earlier in response to one of my reports from PSR, it's expensive (50 € for the 2nd half hour) and the lineup isn't large or laden enough with pro porn clones (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProPornClones) to justify this pricing.

I guess what I'm saying is that there's no perfect club for everyone. If you like another club, go there, have fun, and report back!

Boomer10
03-27-11, 21:24
In fact I've also seen the now departed Tanja wake up one of her regulars with a blow job, so it's not that rare.Mara treated me to a similar 'wake up' call during my last visit. 8)

Brndfan
03-30-11, 02:17
Mara treated me to a similar 'wake up' call during my last visit. 8)Hi, I have been to Bernd's once and have a question for the experienced regulars, to help me during my upcoming visit this summer. What tips do you have for newbies to get the service from some of the "top of the list" girls without stepping on the toes of the regulars who are already well known to the girls? Any tips about best days, times or other strategies? I get the sense from some of the postings that it may be difficult to get a time slot with some of the most popular girls. That's why this query.

Gfe Finder
03-30-11, 04:01
Hi, I have been to Bernd's once and have a question for the experienced regulars, to help me during my upcoming visit this summer. What tips do you have for newbies to get the service from some of the "top of the list" girls without stepping on the toes of the regulars who are already well known to the girls? Any tips about best days, times or other strategies? I get the sense from some of the postings that it may be difficult to get a time slot with some of the most popular girls. That's why this query.Sure, I can give you my thoughts; take them for what they're worth. You are correct that booking time can be a problem in certain circumstances, particularly with the popular girls. So, coming in at off-peak times (early in the week/day, not during a Koeln Messe, not during a party day but then again you could miss a lot of fun if you skip a party day :) ) might help you get easier access to them.

If this is not possible for you, then I have not had problems simply asking a girl I was interested in to save some time later for me.

Also, the more German you know, the more girls you can pick from and the better you'll be able to gauge chemistry.

Qw123
04-22-11, 01:00
I visited Bernd's for the first time last Friday as part of a weekend tour of NRW clubs. I wanted to try this place since it has got so many good reviews. I can only confirm what others have said, this is a great little club. I particularly liked:

(1) The girls do not pressure you to go to the rooms, making for a much less stressful experience.

(2) The attitude and service of the girls is top draw.

(3) Although a smaller number of girls compared to the bigger clubs, there are enough good ones and variety to keep everyone happy.

I arrived late, since I had to work, so entrance was only €50. I managed three sessions before closing, all great and each costing just €50 too. I had sessions with Carmen, Jenny and Erika. The kissing of these girls is definitely a notch higher than elsewhere, DATY is pretty much expected, and the whole thing is just great fun. Session 2, I. E. With Jenny, was particularly good.

Shame the place is not open on weekends, probably because it is in such a residential area. I would definitely repeat here.

The local hotel is just 400m walk away (Hotel Reuter) , had a great breakfast and cost just €35 Euro for the night. Certainly visiting Bernd's on a Friday night on the way up from Frankfurt is well placed for further travels into NRW land over the weekend.

Gergiev
04-23-11, 05:33
I arrived late, since I had to work, so entrance was only €50.Thanks Qw123.

Trying to decipher what this means.

Is there a certain time that the entrance fee reduces to €50?

And, if so, do you know what time it is?

Or did you just do a little haggling?

VG.

Gfe Finder
04-23-11, 06:28
Thanks Qw123.

Trying to decipher what this means.

Is there a certain time that the entrance fee reduces to €50?

And, if so, do you know what time it is?

Or did you just do a little haggling?

VG. Per the information at http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/index_schieferhof_informationen.htm:

After 8PM, the entrance drops to €50.

Akibono
04-23-11, 06:39
Per the information at.

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/index_schieferhof_informationen.htm

:

After 8PM, the entrance drops to €50. Is this because pussies go stale after 8? Kinda like day old bread or sushi?

Rob Raunch
04-23-11, 14:25
Is this because pussies go stale after 8? Kinda like day old bread or sushi?No, its because they want to compensate for the fact that you can only enjoy yourself for another 4 hours or so.

(they close at 00:00, except on fridays 01:00) and after 8 the food will be less of course. Although mot of the times there are schnitzels and sometimes even they order Pizza.

Just read on their twitterpage: every Wednesday food from another country. Next Wednesday: Thailand. The Wednesday after that: France (from their newspage.)

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/index_schieferhof_news.htm

Have Fun!

Qw123
04-23-11, 14:27
Yes, no negoiation required, it is there standard pricing model. Works out well if you are visiting the club after work, since I could not have made it much earlier than 8pm anyway. All facilities, such as food are all still available, and on a Friday the club is open until 1am, so there is still plenty of time to enjoy yourself. If I had paced myself better I might even have had time for four sessions.

Gergiev
04-25-11, 05:53
Yes, no negoiation required, it is there standard pricing model. Works out well if you are visiting the club after work, since I could not have made it much earlier than 8pm anyway. All facilities, such as food are all still available, and on a Friday the club is open until 1am, so there is still plenty of time to enjoy yourself. If I had paced myself better I might even have had time for four sessions.Thanks guys.

Might be a good tactic for the discerning older gentleman who can't mix it for 8/10 hours like the younger bucks!

VG.

Rob Raunch
05-07-11, 23:10
Just found on their twitterpages:

Habt ihr euch die Fotos von unseren Sekretärinnen schon angesehen?

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/hofgalerie.html

They posted a number of pictures from their Secretary-Theme-Day.

Appetizing. To say the least.

Have Fun.

Gergiev
05-09-11, 01:26
They posted a number of pictures from their Secretary-Theme-Day.

Appetizing. To say the least. They certainly are.

Anyone know who the cute blond is?

VG.

Boomer10
05-09-11, 04:29
They certainly are.

Anyone know who the cute blond is?

VG. My guess is Magda.

Iseeu
05-10-11, 19:55
My guess is Magda.The blonde is Magda. My question is who's the lucky guy and how come they didn't ask me to be their male model?

Gergiev
05-11-11, 03:23
Thanks guys.


My question is who's the lucky guy and how come they didn't ask me to be their male model?If you notice, he's (a) fully clothed in all pics and (be) wearing that pink shirt.

By those criteria, I-See-You, you were firmly ruled out!

VG.

Kimino
05-20-11, 21:51
Ciao guys!

I'm considering a 2 days visit in Koln, in mid July. Will visit Bernd's for sure and I'm thinking about Samya, not sure.

Just wanted to know how is Bernd's during the summer. Is it completely dead or something?

I was thinking at a Tuesday / Wednesday visit. Are there any "special" days. I. E. Dessous tag or similar?

Thanks for any info! Hope my questions where not complete FAQs.

Best!

Kimino.

P. S. Any other advice on the area will be usefull. Stuff like: "You are going there and you are not planning a visit at XXXX?"

P.s.s. I was forgetting... I speak decent english but absolutely no German. (French and Italian I guess won't be useful). Will I survive at Bernd's?

Rob Raunch
05-21-11, 00:05
Ciao guys!

I was thinking at a Tuesday / Wednesday visit. Are there any "special" days. I. E. Dessous tag or similar?

Thanks for any info! Hope my questions where not complete FAQs.

Best!

P. S. S. I was forgetting. I speak decent english but absolutely no German. (French and Italian I guess won't be useful). Will I survive at Bernd's? At the moment the only special days are on fridays (themeparties, in a few weeks its "nurses-day"). And on Wednesday they take a break from Reuter-food and order from a fancy nearby restaurant which comes up with something special: Spanish-tapas or Thai or last week Turkish (was VERY good!)

So you will be allright.

A reasonable number of the Bernds-girls speak English and some even Italian. But your lips and tongue will have much better things to do!

But beware: the girls at Bernds are a category on their own! When you compare their standard-service to clubs elsewhere you will want to come back again and again and again!

They have some real stunners (beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I think Leoni, Anna, Magda, Sandy, Nathaly, Gina are VERY attraktive) but ALL of them now exactly how to please a man!

Tip: take a "bribe" with you (Choclate or Candy) this will earn you a lot of compliments and smiles for just a few euro's (you know what they say: Good guys allways finish last. And you want to postpone finishing as long as possible! Hahaha-)

I hope (I know) you will have a lot of fun starting-off your Bernds-addiction!

GRTZ

Kimino
05-21-11, 09:01
Tip: take a "bribe" with you (Choclate or Candy) this will earn you a lot of compliments and smiles for just a few euro's (you know what they say: Good guys allways finish last. And you want to postpone finishing as long as possible! Hahaha-)thanks Rob Raunch!

From the descriptions I'm kind of sure I'll love the place. Want to take a break from Artemis and the "standard" fkks and people that I trust pointed me in this direction.

I said "decent english" hahaha What's the "bribe" thing?

I googled around but still don't understand. Something to do with tips?

BTW. How do you give a small tip to a girl if you pay only at checkout? You bring with yourself some extra euros in the room?

All the best!

Kimino

Rob Raunch
05-21-11, 09:35
thanks Rob Raunch!

I said "decent english" hahaha What's the "bribe" thing?

I googled around but still don't understand. Something to do with tips?

BTW. How do you give a small tip to a girl if you pay only at checkout? You bring with yourself some extra euros in the room?

Kimino"The bribe" is my way of "paying" the lady behind the bar: with choclates (just a way of being nice for a few Euro's)

Tipping is okay (you can do that at checkout) but being nice and respectfull will bring you just as much credits.

I have seen men treating girls in clubs as fresh meat, behaving like they were choosen by God personally, and decided there and then: to NEVER do something like that!

Be nice to them, cheerfull, respectfull, laugh at and with them, have a good time with them (who doesn't want to have a good time at work?)

In general: treat them like you yourself would like to be treated or treat them like you would treat your girlfriend.

This will bring you more then an tip will / can ever do.

My experience:

The girls at Bernds will go a little further then in most Clubs, show a little more 'soul' to you.

The Sex will be much less 'plastic' as in most Clubs.

But, as with any human encounter, the girls will have to get to know you a bit to be able to do that (which makes me comming back. Again and again!)

Don't be shy, the girls love outgoing and enthusiastic men!

GRTZ

Boomer10
05-21-11, 13:41
thanks Rob Raunch!

From the descriptions I'm kind of sure I'll love the place. Want to take a break from Artemis and the "standard" fkks and people that I trust pointed me in this direction.

I said "decent english" hahaha What's the "bribe" thing?

I googled around but still don't understand. Something to do with tips?

BTW. How do you give a small tip to a girl if you pay only at checkout? You bring with yourself some extra euros in the room?

All the best!

KiminoA bribe is a "gift" to a person or group. In return you receive "good will" or a favor from them. In the US, a bribe is usually for something that isn't 100% legal.

What he's means here, bring something the girls would like so that they would get in a good mood and see you as the reason for their good mood.

In the past at Bernd's, I've brought ice cream, candy, sushi, and last March, mardi gras beads from New Orleans. Things that the girls might smile at when they get it.

I've never given a tip at Bernd's and they are not expected. In fact, our german friends (the male ones) would probably not look at tips as a good idea because if tips become a "normal" part of the business, overall costs would rise. Instead of a tip, why not spend more time with the girl so she less time when she's not making money?

Kimino
05-21-11, 16:06
A bribe is a "gift" to a person or group. In return you receive "good will" or a favor from them. In the US, a bribe is usually for something that isn't 100% legal.

What he's means here, bring something the girls would like so that they would get in a good mood and see you as the reason for their good mood.

In the past at Bernd's, I've brought ice cream, candy, sushi, and last March, mardi gras beads from New Orleans. Things that the girls might smile at when they get it.

I've never given a tip at Bernd's and they are not expected. In fact, our german friends (the male ones) would probably not look at tips as a good idea because if tips become a "normal" part of the business, overall costs would rise. Instead of a tip, why not spend more time with the girl so she less time when she's not making money? thanks Boomer10, all is clear now!

I'l dress up like a candy bar and ring the bells of Bernd's. Ahahah.

Just joking.

I really think I'll make a 2 days visit in the next month or so. Flights are cheap to Koln and I'll be able to visit at least another club.

When I'll know the dates I'll see if anyone from the forum wuld like to meet there and have a chat between sessions.

Best.

Kimino

Kimino
05-21-11, 17:49
I have seen men treating girls in clubs as fresh meat, behaving like they were choosen by God personally, and decided there and then: to NEVER do something like that!

Be nice to them, cheerfull, respectfull, laugh at and with them, have a good time with them (who doesn't want to have a good time at work?)

In general: treat them like you yourself would like to be treated or treat them like you would treat your girlfriend.

This will bring you more then an tip will / can ever do. I totally agree.

This is absolutely natural to me, it's just the way I am and the way I always act with the girls in general.

Sorry for the chat-style posting guys, I know some hate it, but there's nothing else I must add.

Best.

Kimino

Woof Woof
05-22-11, 15:30
To stay up-to-date on events happening at Bernds, I recommend that you subscribe to their newsletter on their website.

Otherwise, I'd agree with the sound advice posted by RobRaunch and have nothing more to add.

Njoy,

WW

Kimino
05-23-11, 12:08
So, after reading through almost the entire thread, Angus blog and with the kind help of some of you guys, here is my plan.

Period: probably 21st June or the week before.

Walkthrough:

Fly to Koln un Wednesday morning.

Get some public transport + taxi and reach Reuter hotel.

Walk to Bernds in the early afternoon.

Spend time there. Eventually get back to the hotel for a while if I want to take a break from the place.

Next day, depending on how much I liked it and my mood, either go back to Bernds for a couple of hours or visit Samya.

Ask them to call me a Taxi and reach the airport.

I'll have to be at the airport around 4:30pm at the max.

Fly back and write my report.

Peace of cake!

I'll keep Samya and Parksauna as backups.

Hopefully I'll have a chance to meet others from the forum.

Makes sense?

Again thanks for all the info.

Ciao.

Kimino

Gfe Finder
05-23-11, 13:45
So, after reading through almost the entire thread, Angus blog and with the kind help of some of you guys, here is my plan.

...

Makes sense?

Again thanks for all the info.

Ciao.

KiminoWell, you do know how to get to Samya and PSR via public transportation, right? You'll want to take bus #522 which goes between Lichtenberg and Hennef Bahnhof and then the right trains/buses from there to your destination. You'll probably also want to have the directions printed out or written down since there's no provided internet access at Reuter.

Qw123
05-23-11, 22:13
So, after reading through almost the entire thread, Angus blog and with the kind help of some of you guys, here is my plan.

Period: probably 21st June or the week before.

Walkthrough:

Fly to Koln un Wednesday morning.

Get some public transport + taxi and reach Reuter hotel.

KiminoWell you are making the right choice with staying at Reuter's. Have you reserved a room? I did it just two days before, but it is probably best to book. Incredibly cheap at just €35, and the breakfast was really good, much more than just the usual bed rolls more typical at these budget hotels. I am sure many of their customers are visitors to Bernd's. They do the catering for the club too.

Woof Woof
05-23-11, 22:50
Next day, depending on how much I liked it and my mood, either go back to Bernds for a couple of hours or visit Samya.

Ask them to call me a Taxi and reach the airport.

I'll have to be at the airport around 4:30pm at the max.

Makes sense? Samya is usually dead prior to 15:00. Bernds is a better choice between their opening hours and 15:00. Another alternative to consider is Traum Paradies in Troisdorf. Very close to the airport. It's not an FKK but the lineup at TP is good to outstanding.

Iseeu
05-24-11, 05:42
Samya is usually dead prior to 15:00. Bernds is a better choice between their opening hours and 15:00. Another alternative to consider is Traum Paradies in Troisdorf. Very close to the airport. It's not an FKK but the lineup at TP is good to outstanding.Bernd's, Samya and PSR are all 15- 20 minute drives from CGN airport. Of the 3, PSR is probably best value for the money if you want to leave by 4 pm Opens earlier, has a good breakfast and lunch menu (even better than Reuter's) , and nice facilities and is easily worth the entrance fee. I'd choose the Bernd's women and ambience over PSR's any time, but to go to the Hof just for 3 hours seems an inefficient use of the steep 70 Euro entrance fee.

Traum Paradies is only a 5 minute drive from the airport and is a good alternative, but not if you want to play for more than an hour, since once your session is done, you're out of there.

BTW, Kimino- my monthly inspection will be either that week or the week earlier. So let's keep posted.

Kimino
05-24-11, 19:44
Bernd's, Samya and PSR are all 15- 20 minute drives from CGN airport. Of the 3, PSR is probably best value for the money if you want to leave by 4 pm Opens earlier, has a good breakfast and lunch menu (even better than Reuter's) , and nice facilities and is easily worth the entrance fee.

BTW, Kimino- my monthly inspection will be either that week or the week earlier. So let's keep posted. Cool!

Again thanks for all the info guys!

Really looks like a hot area, think I'll rent a car.

I usually prefer not driving but in this case it looks like it's the better option.

If I start going around with taxis it's going to cost me a lot more and using trains and buses will make me loose a lot of time.

It's going to be fun!

Ciao

Charlie 123
06-02-11, 23:35
Hi,

Just booked flights for the 22nd. I will be in tandem with my trusted cohort Kimino, who has already posted a few enquiries on the forum. I have visited once before, but I was only there for a couple of hours as part of a whistle-stop tour of the NRW establishments. I am really looking forward to going back. The place left one hell of a great impression on me last time.

I have a question that perhaps a couple of regular attendees might be able to answer for me. From time to time I like to partake of a hairy pussy. I'm not talking about the Thüringer Wald, you understand, but a nicely barbered puss is a nostalgic occasional throwback to my mongering youth back in the 80's.

Almost all of the large FKK 'Fabriks' (as Katja described the big clubs to me when I sessioned with her on my only previous visit) seem to be populated exclusively fully-shaven girls. It occured to me that Bernd's, with its more 'au naturel' style, might sport a couple of unshaven ladies amongst its line-up.

Can anyone confirm?

Thanks.

Charlie.

P. S.. I know it's still 3 weeks away, but if any other forumites happen to know that they'll be there on the 22nd then Kimino and I would be delighted to meet up with you

Kimino
06-03-11, 12:16
While my friend Charlie takes care of the "technicalities", I'm looking at the logistics. Ahaha.

I wanted to have a rough idea about the costs in moving around in taxi in the area as it will not be possible for me to drive (wallet, all cards and docs, iphone stolen 2 days ago) sigh.

I also prefer not driving in these situations anyways.

So, based on the info I found on this thread. 15 euros for Hennef. Bernds. 5km drive. I tryed recalculating everything based on that info. I'm looking for a very approx estimate.

Given 3Euro x Km and distances got from Google Maps.

Koln / Bonn Airport to Bernds: 22Km drive. 66Euro.

Koln / Bonn Airport to PSR : 9km drive. 27Euro.

Bernds to Samya : 28km drive. 84Euro.

Bernds to PSR : 21km drive. 63Euro.

Anyone knowing the area can tell if I'm completely off track or not?

Best!

Kimino

Big30
06-03-11, 12:27
Anyone knowing the area can tell if I'm completely off track or not?

Best!

KiminoDistances will be OK if you use google maps. Taxi cost / km I think will be closer to 2Euro than 3 Euro / km.

Note that both PSR and Samya can be reached by Public transport (Bus or S-bahn).

B30

Gfe Finder
06-03-11, 13:30
I have a question that perhaps a couple of regular attendees might be able to answer for me. From time to time I like to partake of a hairy pussy. I'm not talking about the Thüringer Wald, you understand, but a nicely barbered puss is a nostalgic occasional throwback to my mongering youth back in the 80's.Most famously there is Mara from the Netherlands. She's got black / brown hair that she usually ties back into a ponytail, B cups, and is quite popular.

Charlie 123
06-03-11, 16:54
Most famously there is Mara from the Netherlands. She's got black / brown hair that she usually ties back into a ponytail, B cups, and is quite popular.Ok, many thanks for that. She sounds like a very decent possibility. Anyone got any other candidates to nominate?

Rob Raunch
06-03-11, 21:04
Hi, I have a question that perhaps a couple of regular attendees might be able to answer for me. From time to time I like to partake of a hairy pussy. I'm not talking about the Thüringer Wald, you understand, but a nicely barbered puss is a nostalgic occasional throwback to my mongering youth back in the 80's.

Can anyone confirm?

Thanks.

CharlieHi Charlie,

There are several girls with hair in strategic places, some have only a pinstripe, some have a narrow "landingstrip".

As you can see in their latest advertisiment here:

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/werbung/krankenschwester.jpg

The Girl on the left is more the pinstripe-type; Magda.

The white girl on the right has a bit more; Carmen (if I am not mistaken)

But also Babsi has a blond pinstripe!

And, as mentioned, Mara.

You will have lots of fun. Did you reserve Hotel Reuter for spending the night?

GRTZ, Robert

Charlie 123
06-04-11, 11:40
Rob R.

Many thanks for the reply and link.

The girl on the very left looks just my type!

We aren't going to stay at the Reuter. We have decided to stay at the airport. Easier for the flight home the next morning.

Best,

Charlie

Iseeu
06-05-11, 01:36
So, based on the info I found on this thread. 15 euros for Hennef. Bernds. 5km drive. I tryed recalculating everything based on that info. I'm looking for a very approx estimate.Actually, distance from Sieg-Hennef train station to Bernd's is about 8 km, and the fare is usually less than 15 Euros, so it's less expensive than you have calculated.

Iseeu
06-05-11, 01:42
P. S.. I know it's still 3 weeks away, but if any other forumites happen to know that they'll be there on the 22nd then Kimino and I would be delighted to meet up with youHey Charlie,

I'll be there 2 days earlier on June 20th. Would be great to meet again. Any chance you guys can move up your visit?

As Rob has written, a number of the Bernd's ladies have some tonsorial splendor, and Mara is a personal favorite. Katja has also been known to sport some Bush at times.

In any case have a great visit,

Iseeu (who also likes the feel of feline whiskers.)

Woof Woof
06-05-11, 15:35
Given 3Euro x Km and distances got from Google Maps.

Koln / Bonn Airport to Bernds: 22Km drive. 66Euro.

Koln / Bonn Airport to PSR : 9km drive. 27Euro.

Bernds to Samya : 28km drive. 84Euro.

Bernds to PSR : 21km drive. 63Euro.

Anyone knowing the area can tell if I'm completely off track or not?

Best!

KiminoCombination of taxi and trains is the way to go if you want to save money and have time on your side. For Bernds, you have two lines to take you to Hennef Bf from Koln Hbf: the slower S12 with more stops or the faster but less frequent regional express RE9 (mostly for commuters from suburbs to central Koln). From Hennef Bf to Bernds, cab fare will run you between 15-17 Euros each way.

Charlie 123
06-05-11, 16:00
Hey Charlie,

I'll be there 2 days earlier on June 20th. Would be great to meet again. Any chance you guys can move up your visit?

As Rob has written, a number of the Bernd's ladies have some tonsorial splendor, and Mara is a personal favorite. Katja has also been known to sport some Bush at times.

In any case have a great visit,

Iseeu (who also likes the feel of feline whiskers.)Hi Iseeu.

Nice to hear from you.

Love to hook up again, but unfortunately our dates are fixed and flights booked.

C

Kimino
06-06-11, 09:35
just found on their twitterpages:

habt ihr euch die fotos von unseren sekretärinnen schon angesehen?

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/hofgalerie.html

they posted a number of pictures from their secretary-theme-day.

appetizing. to say the least.

have fun. and who is the girl with dark hair and non-blurred face? she is also present in many other galleries, dienstmädchen for example.

definitely on my playlist. only hope she speaks some english or i'll better speed up my "german for dummies" crash course.

happy i missed the italien tag. ahahaha.

ciao

Gfe Finder
06-06-11, 13:17
and who is the girl with dark hair and non-blurred face? she is also present in many other galleries, dienstmädchen for example.

definitely on my playlist. only hope she speaks some english or i'll better speed up my "german for dummies" crash course.

happy i missed the italien tag. ahahaha.

ciaothat's erika, who speaks romanian, german, spanish, and (i think) italian, that i know of. she knows only a little english. hence, boning up on your german or one of the other languages would be appropriate.

she's still around afaik although i didn't see her when i was there last week.

Kimino
06-06-11, 13:44
That's Erika, who speaks Romanian, German, Spanish, and (I think) Italian, that I know of. She knows only a little English. Hence, boning up on your German or one of the other languages would be appropriate.

She's still around AFAIK although I didn't see her when I was there last week. thanks GFE Finder!

Italian is my language and spanish quite fine for me. With some effort I should be able to get over the Guten Tag stuff. Hahah.

Best

Charlie 123
06-06-11, 21:48
Hi.

A few questions about pricing please:-

Firstly, sessions with a single girl.

A) First 30 mins is 50E I gather. Does the 2nd 30 mins also cost 50E, or is the charge 25E as per Samya?

Be) Is CiM extra?

See) Is CoF (Gesichtbesamung) widely available, and does it cost extra?

The) If a girl starts, for instance, to give you a BJ in the lounge and then you go off to the room, at what point does the clock start? Is it from the time she starts the BJ or when you enter the room?

2-girl sessions_.

A) Does one pay the usual single rate (twice) , or is there an additional charge for lesbi action?

Thanks.

Charlie

Tobyg
06-07-11, 10:13
A) First 30 mins is 50E I gather. Does the 2nd 30 mins also cost 50E, or is the charge 25E as per Samya?

CharlieSecond 30 mins costs 50E but they tend not to be clock watchers here. A few minutes over won't cost you extra.


Hi.

Be) Is CiM extra?

CharlieGenerally No.


See) Is CoF (Gesichtbesamung) widely available, and does it cost extra?

CharlieDoesn't cost extra. Depends on the girl whether she'll do it or not.


The) If a girl starts, for instance, to give you a BJ in the lounge and then you go off to the room, at what point does the clock start? Is it from the time she starts the BJ or when you enter the room?

CharlieTime starts when you enter the room. I've had sessions which started on the couch and by the time we left the room it was around 50mins. Only cost me 50E.


A) Does one pay the usual single rate (twice) , or is there an additional charge for lesbi action?

CharlieSingle rate twice. Half an hour in the room with two girls will cost you 100E unless you go for extras like anal.

Gooroox
06-07-11, 16:01
Hi.

A few questions about pricing please:-

Firstly, sessions with a single girl.

A) First 30 mins is 50E I gather. Does the 2nd 30 mins also cost 50E, or is the charge 25E as per Samya?

Be) Is CiM extra?

See) Is CoF (Gesichtbesamung) widely available, and does it cost extra?

The) If a girl starts, for instance, to give you a BJ in the lounge and then you go off to the room, at what point does the clock start? Is it from the time she starts the BJ or when you enter the room?

2-girl sessions_.

A) Does one pay the usual single rate (twice) , or is there an additional charge for lesbi action?

Thanks.

CharlieA quick reply to Charlie's questions.

1) Every 30-minute session at Bernds cost 50 Euros but most SP will NOT charge you the additional orange note if your time with her in the room exceeds the 30-minute mark by a few minutes. Not a general rule, though.

2) CIM and COF does not cost extra but not all of the girls offer it. Clear the issue with the hooker before you go to the room to avoid any disappointment.

3) The public blowjob in the couch is for free as long as you go to the room with the lady (or you have sex in public, which is not usual in the club). The clock starts when you close the door.

4) Two-girl action means 2x50 Euros each but I don't think lesbian intercourse is included. Once again, discuss the matter with the girls beforehand.

Hope this will help you.

Gooroox

Charlie 123
06-07-11, 20:52
Thanks for the replies, guys.

Best wishes.

C

Iseeu
06-08-11, 04:26
Two-girl action means 2x50 Euros each but I don't think lesbian intercourse is included. Once again, discuss the matter with the girls beforehand.Just 1 clarification. As stated 2 girls cost 50 Euro per girl per half hour. There's no guarantee of lesbian action, but if it happens there's no extra charge. If you do take 2 to the room, it's best to take a couple that are "into each other". There have been some previous posts here on the thread with some recommended couplings.

Rob Raunch
06-08-11, 10:18
Bernds posted some picture-links on their twitter-feed:

Unser Hof-News-Letter Juni 2011 ist wieder online. Sieh ihn dir an auf.

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/schieferhof-news.htm

Freitag 10. Juni: Krankenschwester-Tag! Lass dich mal von unseren sexy Schwestern gründlich untersuchen!

http://bit.ly/ljcEGm

And in their Gallery there are a few pictures of the new Kim and Sandy (but is says more pictures of this series will follow)

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/hofgalerie.html

Just to give you a (and) (horny) idea,

Have Fun!

Kimino
06-08-11, 17:17
Bernds posted some picture-links on their twitter-feed:

Unser Hof-News-Letter Juni 2011 ist wieder online. Sieh ihn dir an auf.

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/schieferhof-news.htm

Freitag 10. Juni: Krankenschwester-Tag! Lass dich mal von unseren sexy Schwestern gründlich untersuchen!

http://bit.ly/ljcEGm

And in their Gallery there are a few pictures of the new Kim and Sandy (but is says more pictures of this series will follow)

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/hofgalerie.html

Just to give you a (and) (horny) idea,

Have Fun! From the newsletter:

Aufgepasst: 13. Juni und 23. Juni ist unser Club geschlossen.

Does that mean closed on the 23rd or cosed from the 13th to the 23rd?

Google translate is not helping.

Gfe Finder
06-08-11, 17:37
From the newsletter:

Aufgepasst: 13. Juni und 23. Juni ist unser Club geschlossen.

Does that mean closed on the 23rd or cosed from the 13th to the 23rd?

Google translate is not helping. Closed on the 13th and 23rd, not between. Both days are public holidays in Germany; Bernds is always closed for German public holidays.

Kimino
06-08-11, 17:41
Closed on the 13th and 23rd, not between. Both days are public holidays in Germany; Bernds is always closed for German public holidays.thanks GFE. I was almost fainting. Hahaha.

We will be there on the 22nd.

Back to my german for dummies book.

Best

Angus Magee
06-08-11, 18:41
Closed on the 13th and 23rd, not between. Both days are public holidays in Germany; Bernds is always closed for German public holidays.I know that the coming Monday is a public holiday (phingsten) but the 23rd? This is not a public holiday here in Berlin. At least it s not in my list of days off from work, which it should be as I get off on all public holidays.

Let me rephrase that.

I get all public holidays off. I wish I got off on all of them.

;)

AM

Gfe Finder
06-08-11, 23:22
I know that the coming Monday is a public holiday (phingsten) but the 23rd? This is not a public holiday here in Berlin. At least it s not in my list of days off from work, which it should be as I get off on all public holidays.

Let me rephrase that.

I get all public holidays off. I wish I got off on all of them.

AMThe 23rd is Corpus Christi (Fronleichnam in German.) As I understand it, it's celebrated in the primarily Catholic states in Germany which North Rhine-Westphalia is but Berlin is not.

Boomer10
06-09-11, 00:24
The 23rd is Corpus Christi (Fronleichnam in German.) As I understand it, it's celebrated in the primarily Catholic states in Germany which North Rhine-Westphalia is but Berlin is not.I use this link to check for German holidays, it shows which states observe the dates:

http://www.buyusa.gov/germany/en/holidays.html

Woof Woof
06-09-11, 20:07
The 23rd is Corpus Christi (Fronleichnam in German.) As I understand it, it's celebrated in the primarily Catholic states in Germany which North Rhine-Westphalia is but Berlin is not.Right you are. Always good to live in NRW and have public holidays that fall on a Thursday. Make for an extended 5-day weekend of Fkking if you take Friday off.

Rus501
06-10-11, 20:07
I've been a long time lurker here and finally had a chance to experience the German FKK scene and contribute. After arriving in Europe Bernd's was my first target given all the positive reports in this forum. I had a rental car and a GPS which lagged a bit so did some uturns around Lichtenberg but finally found the place. I checked into the Reuter and they fortunately had a room for the night. Nice hotel and very reasonable at 35E's for the night including an excellent breakfast. No internet there but otherwise the best deal I found in Europe during my trip.

So after cleaning up and popping a blue pill I was ready to explore at Schieferhof 28.

www.bernds-sauna-club.de/

I walked to Bernd's about mid=afternoon and rang the bell. Got buzzed in but managed to embarrass myself and learn a bit of German at the same time. Drucken means Push not Pull in spite of my best efforts on the door knob. Anyway the first view was inspiring with naked ladies casually wandering about. The frau gave me the instructions and I handed over the 70E's entrance fee. One of the stars escorted me to the locker area and set me up with a bathrobe, towel and flip flops. Nice etiquette and helpful. I changed, showered and robed up then went for a look around. There were a couple of guys in the outdoor area so I wandered over to the beer fridge and made friends. That is one of the great characteristics at Bernd's. Everybody is friendly and the atmosphere is easy going. But I was just stalling and eventually had to go look for the girls. Angie, a german girl gave me a tour of the whole place, such as it is. Bernd's is small, just a house with a backyard and lower level.

There were about 10 girls there, almost all 8s or 9s. My eye settled on a pretty dark haired girl, Erica, from Romania. There were at least two Romanians there, a Polish girl and I'm not sure what other nationalities are represented. I chatted with Erica and before I knew it we were french kissing on the couch. Then as quick as you could say blow job I was getting one right there on the couch. So that was great fun for an exhibitionist but we soon moved off to a room. She was orally gifted and really seemed to like the taste of my cock so I thought I'd better have some of her too. I think she would have preferred to blow me but I wanted to sheathe up and do her regular. So we did in mish and doggie but she didn't seem to like the deep penetration as much as the blow job. A good session overall with a pretty girl with a nice body.

After that I tried the food but it's nothing to rave about. Cold cuts and salad. I wandered downstairs and met another guy at the little bar. He was a local and spoke excellent English. Again, a friendly and easy going atmosphere. After a while he headed off to chat with the ladies and I headed upstairs. I sat with Angie this time who had given me the tour initially and she seemed to be giving me the come hither look. We chatted for a while and I played with her boobs, D's, but a bit saggy on her 30's something frame. We watched as another guy across the room was getting a blow job. That activated my blue steel so we headed off to a room shortly for my second session. Now I was a bit concerned because I'm usually just a one SOG guy but Angie was very talented. BBBJ and DATY and she was soon soaking wet. I fingered her and she seemed to get off on that especially with four fingers in there. I was really ready by now and played my cock around her lower lips but BB didn't seem like the smart thing to do according to my big head. I moved up a little higher but embarrassed myself again by cumming on her belly. Should have been a little quicker with the condom and FS.

I knew that two SOGs is my limit so had another beer and some more cold cuts then got dressed to leave. Another nice touch at Bernd's is no money is used until you leave. The girls put a chit in my numbered box and the frau collects as you leave. Very civilized. Altogether it was $.7E's for four hours, two SOGs, a couple of beers and cold cuts, excellent scenery, live BJ shows, and great atmosphere. I can see why this place deserves the excellent reputation that it has earned.

I may not be back for a long time but Bernd's was on my Bucket List and I hope to return some day.

Tjohoo
06-11-11, 13:48
I am planning a NRW-trip in the end of June. It's time to "expanding my horizons" and try a visit to Bernd's. The only day possible for me to make that visit is Friday the 24/6, and I will not arrive before 17:00. Are fridays OK. Are they to busy. They have a special midsummer offer on that day. If there are many visitors where do I park my car?

Thanks!

T

Boomer10
06-11-11, 15:00
I am planning a NRW-trip in the end of June. It's time to "expanding my horizons" and try a visit to Bernd's. The only day possible for me to make that visit is Friday the 24/6, and I will not arrive before 17:00. Are fridays OK. Are they to busy. They have a special midsummer offer on that day. If there are many visitors where do I park my car?

Thanks!

TNothin' scientific here just my observations, Fridays are the busiest day of the week and special / party days are busier and 1700-1900 is the busiest time of the day. Off setting "the day of week" conditions, you'll be there near the end of the month where some guests (older gents on fixed incomes) will not be attending due to their lack of disposable income. So I would expect you will hit the club on a busy day. It should start slowing down near 2100. I've never been turned away although there must be limit to number of guest that can be in the club at one time.

That being said, I find Bernds the most fun when it's busy. The girls are happy, the guest are happy and management is happy. Lots of couch action, session taking place in "less" usual places (one busy night I had sessions in a hallway and on the couch in the basement) and the occasional pole dance.

I would definitely attend. I would also find the girls I'm interested in having a session with and schedule appointments for the entire day as soon as I arrive, especially if you're interested in seeing the most popular girls like Mara, Natali, Anna, etc.

There are 3 places to park. 4-5 places in front of the building, a private lot on the same side of the road as Bernds 1 house before you get to Bernds and a third larger area at the end of the road on the opposite side of the road (maybe 80-90 meters from Bernds). I seem to recall that the 2 lots have private parking signs at the entrances. If you go to Google maps and look at the over head pictures, you see parking areas. (Bernds also pops up as POI, isn't technology wonderful.)

Boomer10
06-11-11, 15:13
One of the stars escorted me to the locker area and set me up with a bathrobe, towel and flip flops.The bathrobe thing is new to me. Don't know if I like it.

Being a weight challenged older guy, I can understand how the other guests, management and staff (oh well, the rest of the world's population) might not want to see my naked butt, but this doesn't seem to fit in with the Brends ambience.

Gfe Finder
06-11-11, 15:24
The bathrobe thing is new to me. Don't know if I like it.

Being a weight challenged older guy, I can understand how the other guests, management and staff (oh well, the rest of the world's population) might not want to see my naked butt, but this doesn't seem to fit in with the Brends ambience. This must be a brand new thing as I don't remember bathrobes being available from my trip at the end of May.

(And in deference to preserving Bernds' unique atmosphere, I'm not sure I'd like it either.)

Angus Magee
06-11-11, 15:31
This must be a brand new thing as I don't remember bathrobes being available from my trip at the end of May.Maybe it is in deference to their expanding tourist business? Many N. Americans are a bit shy of popping a boner in public with no cover up. Personally I would opt for the more traditional Bernds birthday suit & towel.

When in Rome.

AM

Shark16
06-11-11, 16:18
I would also find the girls I'm interested in having a session with and schedule appointments for the entire day as soon as I arrive, especially if your interested in seeing the most popular girls like Mara, Natali, Anna, etc.Just wanted to highlight this part of Boomer's excellent advice, as it really concurs with my own experience. On one of my visits there was a discount on the entrance fee (50E) and many male guests. I tried to hook up with Mara as soon as she arrived (top provider / excellent English), but she had already dates for the whole night with her regulars. Many of the other popular girls were also taken, leaving me a bit frustrated for long periods of time competing with the regulars for session time with the top providers in a thin line-up (15- 20 girls are the standard at Bernd's). I will probably avoid such days on my future visits due to this experience, as I am yet to receive my "regular" status at Bernd's. First time visitors to this club should also be aware of this.

Lucky for me Anna was finally able to mend my "heartache" a couple of times later in the evening (very little English / good German). Her seductive attitude, sweet personality and performance are simply magnificent. Looks good too!!

Cheers,
S16

Kimino
06-11-11, 17:39
First time visitors to this club should also be aware of this.So getting in on a Wednesday at opening time should be fine, or are we risking that the lineup is very thin?

Are there some rules in the house regarding minimum number of girls that have to be present, shifts and such like in some bigger clubs?

Ciao

Gggfan
06-11-11, 20:03
That being said, I find Bernds the most fun when it's busy. The girls are happy, the guest are happy and management is happy. Lots of couch action, session taking place in "less" usual places (one busy night I had sessions in a hallway and on the couch in the basement) and the occasional pole dance.Thanks for this post as I might head to Bernds the 15th of July which is a Friday.

In my previous experiences in FKK clubs, I've been disappointed by the lack of public sex (FKK paradise & FKK point) which is a big turn on for me, so I'm trying to find the FKK club which offers the most regrading this particular point. Reading your post, visiting Bernds on a Friday could be a good idea, altough sessionning might be more of a problem.

Regarding my focus on public sex and CIMs, Bernds is a serious option.

Shark16
06-11-11, 22:28
So getting in on a Wednesday at opening time should be fine, or are we risking that the lineup is very thin?

Are there some rules in the house regarding minimum number of girls that have to be present, shifts and such like in some bigger clubs?

CiaoSorry Kimi, but I do not have enough Bernd's experience to respond accurately to your request for the forthcoming Wednesday line-ups. I will leave this question to the B's regulars.

About shifts: The opening hours at Bernd's are only 11- 12 hours compared to 18- 19 hours at the bigger clubs. Again, the Bernd's regulars may correct me on this, but from my observations there seems to be only one shift. Most girls seems to be there from opening at 1pm or shortly thereafter and stay until closing around midnight. Occasionly I have observed girls coming in later (like 5 pm) , but this seems to be exceptions to the rule.

My reference to "thin" line-ups was basically the following:
- 15- 20 girls compared to 50- 100 at the bigger clubs;
- A less proportion of the line-up meets the optic quality I am used to at the big clubs.

More than at the big clubs, Bernd's is a place where regulars have clear advantages vs. irregular visitors. This was basically my point in the previous report suggesting that first time visitors should not pick crowded nights if their main goal are to meet the top providers at Bernd's as they are high in demand (or even fully booked before entering the place), which may lead to a little bit of frustrating waiting time and maybe a disappointment or two.

Then again, as Boomer suggested, crowded nights may be the best time for public sex and for a happy party atmosphere. At the end of the day you just need to make up your own mind about what is important to YOU.

Do not worry too much about this. Normally I have a great time at Bernd's. But if you are a first time visitor, I think it is smart to bear this in mind when planning a first trip to Bernd's.

Kimino
06-11-11, 23:16
Sorry Kimi, but I do not have enough Bernd's experience to respond accurately to your request for the forthcoming Wednesday line-ups. I will leave this question to the B's regulars.Shark16, thanks for the detailed info. I'm just so curious about the place that I keep asking stuff. I'm sure I'll have fun, I'll be in great company and I do feel quite secure as how to handle the new situation.

For sure I understand that from the girls point of view some might be more motivated to give a very good service to someone they know they will see again and again instead of a newbie flying in from abroad. But I do think that the man's way of acting might do some difference.

Meaning that if you do your best to make the girl feel ok and maybe lower a bit the shield she will naturally raise when having to do with a perfect stranger, then maybe you can have a better session with her. If she is not a complete shark, that is.

Best!

Kimino

Shark16
06-11-11, 23:31
Well, it always pays to be nice and friendly with the girls. But if a top provider at Bernd's is fully booked with her regulars, it does not matter how goodlooking or nice a stranger is, does it?

I have not seen sharks at Bernd's so do not worry about that. What I have seen is regulars getting priority over irregulars. It is just common sense really.

Gfe Finder
06-12-11, 02:18
So getting in on a Wednesday at opening time should be fine, or are we risking that the lineup is very thin?

Are there some rules in the house regarding minimum number of girls that have to be present, shifts and such like in some bigger clubs?

CiaoAs a general rule, the lineup and crowds tend to increase as the week goes on. I don't know if Bernds has a rule about a minimum number of girls but I do know that I've never seen less than 13 available. I also can't speak to whether the girls work in "shifts" but I've seen that the girls tend to come either around 1 or 3 (barring special arrangements.)

Kimino
06-12-11, 03:14
Well, it always pays to be nice and friendly with the girls. But if a top provider at Bernd's is fully booked with her regulars, it does not matter how goodlooking or nice a stranger is, does it?Absolutely.

I did explain myself badly as usual. Haha. Sorry about that.

I did mean to say that a smile or the correct words at the right time can really make the difference in the girls mood and in how the session might work out. Opposite is true also.

Talked about this with a few girls in other clubs.

Ciao, Kimino.

Iseeu
06-12-11, 06:36
Shark16, thanks for the detailed info. I'm just so curious about the place that I keep asking stuff. I'm sure I'll have fun, I'll be in great company and I do feel quite secure as how to handle the new situation.

For sure I understand that from the girls point of view some might be more motivated to give a very good service to someone they know they will see again and again instead of a newbie flying in from abroad. But I do think that the man's way of acting might do some difference.

Meaning that if you do your best to make the girl feel ok and maybe lower a bit the shield she will naturally raise when having to do with a perfect stranger, then maybe you can have a better session with her. If she is not a complete shark, that is.

Best!

Kimino...at one time so I wouldn't fret about it. And while repeat customers have an easier time booking the top acts, it's the same as at any other club including the one that you usually frequent. As you would on any new turf, observe for awhile, get a feel for the land, and strike up a conversation with some of the other guests to get names and recommendations. The more local, friendly homey atmosphere is what sets the Hof apart from the larger clubs, and makes it easier to navigate even for the first- timer.

If you go in with the right attitude, which I know you have, and follow your own advice to respect and treat the girls well, you'll do fine.

Viel Spass,

Iseeu (who vividly remembers his first baptism at the Bernd's font)

Iseeu
06-12-11, 06:46
Mondays are also good, so are Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. Most of the lineup, some 10- 12 women, are there at opening and their ranks increase as the day goes on. As previously stated there aren't any shifts and Fridays tend to be their busiest day other than party days.

Iseeu
06-12-11, 07:00
Maybe it is in deference to their expanding tourist business? Many N. Americans are a bit shy of popping a boner in public with no cover up. Personally I would opt for the more traditional Bernds birthday suit & towel.

When in Rome.

AMDidn't see them either on my May inspection. I know that they were planning to get rid of those paper thin towels, but I hope that this isn't their solution. Has to make positioning for the couch action more complicated and crowded. I suspect that many of the local regulars will not take to the bathrobe concept, so it will make it even easier, aside from the starstruck eyes and lolling tongue, to pick out the American tourist newbies. Besides, part of the Hof experience and one of its unique sights, is watching guests gather themselves up on rubbery feet after a couch BJ, try to wrap their towel around their protruding mast, and stumble to the closest available zimmer. LOL.

Next inspection is coming up on June 20th so I'll check it out then.

Iseeu (who wears his ratty Bernd's towel proudly.)

Gergiev
06-14-11, 02:42
Mondays are also good, so are Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. Most of the lineup, some 10- 12 women, are there at opening and their ranks increase as the day goes on. As previously stated there aren't any shifts and Fridays tend to be their busiest day other than party days.Thanks, Iseeu.

Always the best source for Bernd's info.

Going on previous reports here I have a hankering to meet Babsi who I suspect is very much my type of gal.

Any advice as to the best day or time to guarantee a successful liaison with her?

(I'm guessing she has a cadre of local admirers and regulars who keep her good and busy).

VG.

Gfe Finder
06-14-11, 02:46
Thanks, Iseeu.

Always the best source for Bernd's info.

Going on previous reports here I have a hankering to meet Babsi who I suspect is very much my type of gal.

Any advice as to the best day or time to guarantee a successful liaison with her?

(I'm guessing she has a cadre of local admirers and regulars who keep her good and busy).

VG. She does; especially so now since losing some weight. She doesn't work Mondays normally but Tuesday-Friday she's around (usually from 1PM.) As others have suggested, no matter how busy a girl may seem, simply asking her to save time for you usually works.

Gfe Finder
06-18-11, 02:13
Continued after a weekend at PSR.

Present:

1. Alina
2. Angie
3. Anna
4. Babsi
5. Carmen
6. Gabi the masseuse
7. Katja
8. Kim
9. Leonie
10. Magda
11. Sandra
12. Sandy
13. Suzan
14. Tina

I arrived before 1 and met a friend from Youppie outside. Two more would be coming later. I checked in, Magda again showed me to my locker and mentioned that Anna would be running a little late and arriving at 2. So, I ate lunch right away. Imagine my surprise at 20 until 2 when my friend and I were talking upstairs at the bar and Anna snuck up from behind to kiss me.

We went to her normal spot in the basement and caught up briefly. This progressed to a BBBJ on the couch, and then off to the room we went. Anna closed the door, and hungrily eyed me. She kissed me, moved down to suck on my nipples, sucked on and licked my chest, put the condom on, and after some great sex I came inside her! Before long the hour was done (1 hour with her doesn’t seem like enough time for me nowadays.)

What a Gorgeous Day!

After showering, I rested outside and chatted with another friend. The sky was a beautiful crystal blue, not a cloud in it, 30° C. Since it’s such a hot day, there’s only so much sun I needed, so I headed inside.

Suzan Makes All the Difference in the World

There, Suzan found me. She and I snuggled for a little bit, and after a blow job we ventured to one of the cooler cellar rooms. What Suzan did next made all the difference in the world and in my mind is what separates Bernds SPs from the rest. She wanted to make clear that there was “no pressure, no stress” with us. We could take our time to have fun. Needless to say, a great weight was lifted and I was so glad and so relieved to hear that. So, we had some great sex and I came!

After my shower, while I was downstairs Sandra spotted me and said that she forgot about me. Consequently, I’d be her next appointment. We went upstairs for an always great massage.

At that point it was dinnertime. So, I grabbed something to eat and rested.

The New Girl: Kim from Germany

While resting, I spotted a girl sitting on the couch not too far away from where I was. It was Kim, who while not fluent in English knew some words & phrases. She saw me starting to nod off. She let me rest on her D-cup breasts, which made much better pillows than the ones on the couch. We stroked each other’s sides, legs, and chests. This progressed to some delightful kissing and eventually Kim suggested going to a room. Once there, we kept stroking & kissing at first on our sides and then with me on top. Then, I lay down, she blew me, I enjoyed the view in the mirror (as I’ve said before it’s easier to make eye contact this way.) She asked if I wanted sex & I said yes, of course! She asked how I wanted it. I had her lay down so that I could be on top as I come most easily this way and this time was no exception.

After the 3rd pop of the day, I was hungry and got something to eat. Afterwards, I went outside and chatted with Suzan and a couple of local guests to whom Suzan introduced me.

Before I knew it it’s 9:30 and time for my second date with Anna. She and I went downstairs and snuggled. She kissed me, performed a blow job, adding something new to the mix: as she exhaled, I could feel her sweet breath flowing across my cock and that gentle warmth made me all that much more aroused and eager to be inside her. We went off to the room for sex, and afterwards I gave her a massage.

Anna had to leave an hour early. When I paid her at the checkout, she noticed all of the other sessions written on my card and wondered why I was so busy. Since it was my last day in Paradise, I had to make the most of it.

After that point I was the only free customer. Sandy was with a client. At 11:20 or so, she came out and the 3 of us talked. I kissed her goodnight as I left.

Here’s a couple of final thoughts

First, I discovered from the Hof’s Twitter feed that I missed World Non-Smoker Day by one day. Oh, how I and my lungs would have loved to stay another day!

Second, and on a different note:

As I walked back to the hotel, something one of the girls said to me earlier this trip stuck in my mind. She wanted to say how much she and the other girls would miss me when I was gone.

To that girl and to all of the Hof girls: that feeling is mutual!

Gfe Finder
06-18-11, 02:15
Present:

1. Unidentified, black hair pulled back in a ponytail, tanned skin, tattoos on her abdomen (possibly Gina or Ciara?)
2. Alina (she had on a black dress and bra, and no panties as I saw during a surreptitious check when she sat on a barstool at the end of the day for a smoke break)
3. Angie
4. Anna
5. Babsi
6. Gabi the masseuse
7. Katja
8. Kim
9. Leonie
10. Magda
11. Nathali
12. Sandra
13. Sandy
14. Suzan
15. Tina

Crap(s)!

I arrived at 12:50, and rolled the dice by buzzing the door to be let in. Snake eyes, I lost. I had to wait. I tried again at 12:55. Boxcars, I lost, I had to wait. Finally, at 12:58, I was buzzed in. I showered and again ran to Anna.

An Afternoon “Break”

We went to the room for an hour. After I popped we discussed various topics until the hour was up.

Then I had to leave to make a phone call. Take note, it’s actually quite easy to leave temporarily if you must do something. I got dressed, took everything out of my locker, paid for the sessions I had (i.e. with Anna), gave Conny my key, and left. After an hour, I came back for my “massage” with Sandra. My same locker number and key were waiting for me.

Sandra massaged my back, my front, blew me, and then invited me to the room next door to finish what she started. She sat down on the bed but had me stand up while she kept blowing me, softly, gently, careful to keep her velvety moist lips and tongue doing most of the work.

After a pause to take care of business, she had me lie down and lowered herself on top of me. She kissed me on my lips and then on my nipples. Then she sucked on them and the feeling made me still harder. Eventually, she let me inside her again but I couldn’t hold out for long. We had sex for a few minutes and then I exploded inside her.

After cleaning up, I headed downstairs for lunch (yes, it’s 5 and I was having lunch. It was already a long day!) I wanted to wander outside to let my food settle, but a.) it was too cold and b.) some rather foreboding gray storm clouds appeared in the sky. So, I went inside.

Only One Cure

After popping twice so far that day, and popping 3x each of two days before, I could feel myself starting to drag, becoming weary and feeling out of steam. I tried napping downstairs. I tried napping upstairs. I tried getting some water, coke, coffee; nothing worked. I still felt exhausted. Magda among others could see this and became worried. Would I be able to last until my date with Anna later in the evening?

Among the girls, obviously Anna had the most interest in an answer. And, she proposed a solution. I sat next to her, cuddled with her, let her sweep my arms & legs with her fingernails’ delicate touch. I ran my fingers through that gorgeous, heavenly soft hair of hers. Mr. Paul Anka best describes the rest of this solution:



Put your head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, baby
Squeeze me oh, so tight, show me

Put your lips next to mine, dear.
Won’t you kiss me once, baby?

Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear


That worked! I felt like I had the energy to lift 10 tons after that.

I conversed with some German visitors before losing track of time and realizing it was 8 already. After some dinner, (schnitzel! Yea!) I re-joined them and talked some more.

Die Aushilfe

For this next part, I must confess that since my German is far from perfect, I didn’t understand everything. In fact, I may not have understood anything. With that disclaimer: at one point, the conversation drifted to the fact that Katja and her client had been in the room for a while. Alina, as is her wont, was wondering whether to “check in on them.” The German guys started chanting “Blasen! Blasen! Blasen!” louder and louder until Alina caved and entered the room. I had to get up from my seat and lean in to see what happened. The guy looked so surprised that he probably killed any chance of getting Aushilfe with his orgasm. Alina came out from the room and went back behind the bar.

Around 9, I learned that because of a light crowd Bernds would be closing at midnight and not 1. Anna informed me that this happened last week and was entirely normal. So, we moved our date up to 10:30. She invited me to join her on the couch and snuggle with her beforehand.

And at our appointed time we found a room. We had sex but then there came the question of what to do with the rest of our time. “Have you forgotten about my massage?” she asked. She ran outside to grab the oil, and I smoothed the tension out of her back and her front.

After our shower, we met again and it was less than an hour until closing time. It is also four sentences to the finish: I rested with Anna again and gave her a foot massage while she took a smoke break. Magda and Suzan came down to talk with us, and then 10 minutes before the (revised) closing time, I went upstairs, got dressed, and checked out. After settling the bill, Anna kissed me goodnight but a second set of (maybe jealous?) lips joined in—Alina’s. Who was I to deny her the pleasure of a good night kiss as well?

Gfe Finder
06-18-11, 02:21
and i proudly carried (well, technically i wore) a towel in douglas adams’ honor!

present:

1. an unidentified new (to me) girl, black hair slicked back into a ponytail, tanned skin, with tattoos on her abdomen (possibly gina or ciara?)
2. alina
3. angie
4. anja
5. anna
6. babsi
7. gabi the masseuse
8. jenny
9. katja
10. kim
11. leonie
12. mara
13. sandy
14. suzan
15. tina

she knows what i want

i arrived before 1 and conny buzzed me in. she also called for anna to greet me. i got undressed, showered, and then made a bee line for her. she was waiting for me, arms outstretched, at her usual spot downstairs. i joined her on the couch for some drinks and dfk action. i’ve noticed an interesting trick that she and some of the other girls did: they’ll take a swig of their drink before kissing so as to moisten & chill their lips and make them even more enticing. a short time later, anna draped herself over me to give me a bbbj on the couch, to kiss my nipples and to play with the right one with her free hand (nice move!)

then we were off to the room. she lay down on the bed and i jumped on her and continued kissing and we did some naked dry humping (is there such a thing?) she felt my cock brushing against her and blew me before putting on the condom. i entered her from the missionary position, continued thrusting, climaxed, and now exhausted, we rested for a while. we lay on our sides and kissed for a few minutes, rolling around and enjoying each other. we agreed to meet again before she left at 11.

i ate some lunch, and rested outside. mara and i talked as she leaned out the window.

i moved inside before dinner to look for babsi, of whom i caught a quick glimpse as she went to a room. (she’s been a lot busier these days.) so, i waited for an hour and caught another glimpse of her before she headed upstairs.

in the meantime, anna & alina came up and asked me to open the bottle of wine that i brought. i fetched it from the fridge and took it downstairs. alina opened it and poured some for me, anna, mara, leonie, and herself.

babsi’s new tricks

after i finished my drink, babsi located me downstairs. then we found a room and closed the door. we kissed standing up and as my dick got harder and harder it began to rub against her. later, we had sex standing up (i think she likes this position and i am starting to as well.) she lay down and said “come!” so after a brief pause i entered her from on top, and we had sex. while i was still inside her, babsi decided to show me another new trick she learned. i felt her pussy squeeze tightly around my dick once. and again. and then rhythmically a few times. when i inquired, she explained that she’s been doing kegel exercises, which strengthen the pelvic floor muscles including those around the vulva. oh, and it also makes the pussy tighter. and makes sex feel a lot better (for both genders)!

and then babsi wanted to know more about me and we talked. i walked away from this session very pleased that she knew how to make each client (or at least this one) feel important and special.

after my shower, i ate dinner. i tried resting outside. once it got too cold i ventured indoors.

anna does me

anna came down again near 10 o’clock and we kissed before retiring to a room. after having sex, getting a massage from her (that day it was my turn), and relishing each other’s company some more the hour was up and anna had to go home with mara.

i hung out with a german fellow for the rest of the hour and we discussed other hobbying destinations outside of germany. given that germany seems like such a sex paradise, it was always a mystery to me why germans would ever want to go anywhere else but no more.

one final observation: more and more of the girls seem to be leaving early. at close, from memory, only tina, angie, alina, leonie, and sandy were present. it’s not like it was dead or it would have been slim pickings for them; i was in a line ~7 people deep to check out at 10 until midnight.

Gfe Finder
06-18-11, 02:23
present:

1. alina
2. angie
3. anna
4. babsi
5. carmen
6. kim (new, 18 1/2, from germany, a friend of sandy’s with her same shade of blonde hair, d cups. pictures in the hofgalerie.)
7. leonie
8. magda
9. mara
10. nathali
11. sandra
12. sandy
13. suzan
14. tina

a big volcano erupts again

i arrived under relatively good circumstances considering that grimsvotn was already starting to shut down airports outside of iceland. thankfully, the volcano did not cancel, delay, or deter my flight; it only caused some turbulence which i slept through. i rented an automatic transmission car from sixt, and found a reasonable price (~50 € / day, as opposed to the >100 € / day that hertz charges for their automatic transmission cars.)

after checking in at hotel reuter, unpacking, and cleaning up i arrived a little after 1 pm. i was pleasantly surprised when i was standing outside and i heard magda calling my name. she came to the door and greeted me. she helped me check in, (thanks to my fünferkarte, the entry was a prepaid 50 €), walked me to my locker, and gave me my towel for the day. i wasn’t hungry for food, but i was starving for time with anna.

we met upstairs & i waved her over to where i was sitting on the couch. she got me a drink; we then kissed and took our time to enjoy this. after a bbbj, we went to a room upstairs. when it came time for sex, i had trouble coming initially from the missionary position and i felt myself start to peak and slow down. a lesser provider might have bucked her hips harder and picked up speed to try to get me to finish. not anna. no, she slowed down her own rhythm to mine. once i could feel us getting back in sync, i built up the tempo and came.

that wednesday was scandinavian menu day in the hof, with treats like salmon, shrimp, sour cream dip, & swedish meatballs on offer. the shrimp in particular was good, but maybe that’s because i don’t get to eat seafood all that often and it has become a treat.

sometime later, sandra found me and made time for our massage. i opted for only a massage at that point. yet, she still managed to show me a new trick: rubbing along the back joints of my toes to help loosen them up.

a reunion with a friend

after sandra’s massage, i was resting upstairs and i needed a break from the smoke, so i stepped outside. i found a spot in the shade. sandy was sunning herself and suggested, “come over here and lie next to me.”

ok, so i did. before too long, we were kissing and she was gently biting & sucking on my lip to create a marvelous tingling sensation. i lay down between her breasts, kissing and sucking on them as well. “they don’t taste like body lotion, do they?” she asked. i told her that no, they tasted wonderful. especially the nipples. :)

we went into the room (the one by the lockers, the same as last time in december.) she blew me until i was ready to enter her and then we tried a few positions. from memory: missionary, on our sides, going down on her (and she wanted to have a finger in her ass), penetrating her from the side with her using a vibrator on her clitoris. the one we seemed to like the most at that point was when i went down on her. so, i did that a few times more. given her proclivity for creative positions, i asked her if she did gymnastics as a girl. she not only answered yes, she proved it by putting her ankles behind her ears. we changed positions until i finished on top of her. afterwards, she snuggled right up next to me and put her head on my shoulder. i felt her breath flow across my chest and her eyelashes bat and flutter delicately there and i took pleasure in these sensations. when we left the room, we had dinner together.

i like sandy for many reasons. one of which is how open minded & creative she is about sex. second, it’s amazing to me how one person can be both so wild in bed and so sweet.

later that evening at the downstairs bar, babsi and i were talking. i complemented her on her new look. she explained that she’d lost 11 kilos and it showed! i continued complementing her until she kissed me and we agreed to make a date for tomorrow.

then what were we doing for 3 minutes?

while i was upstairs resting, i spoke with blonde carmen from hungary. at first she asked me a few basic questions in english (what’s your name, where do you come from, how long will you stay here, etc.) i was impressed and moved closer to her on the couch. when i asked her something as a follow-up, she clarified that she doesn’t speak english. fair enough but as a native speaker what i heard was flawless!

nathali makes a funny joke

near the end of the evening, i joined anna downstairs before our second date. she rested her head on my shoulder. nathali was next to us and wanted a piece of the action. so, to have some fun with anna & me, she leaned in and started stroking my side. playing along (or completely oblivious), anna repeatedly pushed her away and exclaimed “back!” but to no avail. instead anna decided to take me to a room. we had sex and i came again, more easily this time.

i thought anna might have forgotten about the massage so i asked if bernds had any massage oil. her face and eyes lit up (i love this look; it reminds me of why i keep picking her.) she ran out, found it, and i massaged her while admiring her beauty. things like how her skin was so perfectly tanned & smooth, how she moaned as i worked the tension out of her feet, & how she always manages to stay in such great shape.

we went outside and saw no one there, so we sat and talked. in fact, we shot the breeze for so long she almost forgot about her planned 11:00 departure.

although i’d hoped to spend some time after with sandy, she was nowhere to be seen. i was offered and graciously accepted the rest of the buffet (specifically the fruit.)

when i saw sandy again, she told me she was leaving so i paid her. please note that the new payment system i wrote about in december was still in effect. you must pay the girl at the earlier of when she leaves or when you leave.

just before closing time, only alina, magda, and nathali remained. i checked out with edith but actually didn’t owe any money for once since everyone i chose that day had left and been paid already.

nathali kissed me goodnight and promised to see me friday.

Gergiev
06-18-11, 02:34
She does; especially so now since losing some weight. She doesn't work Mondays normally but Tuesday-Friday she's around (usually from 1PM.) As others have suggested, no matter how busy a girl may seem, simply asking her to save time for you usually works.

Babsi's New Tricks

After I finished my drink, Babsi located me downstairs. Then we found a room and closed the door. We kissed standing up and as my dick got harder and harder it began to rub against her. Later, we had sex standing up (I think she likes this position and I am starting to as well.) She lay down and said 'Come! ' So after a brief pause I entered her from on top, and we had sex. While I was still inside her, Babsi decided to show me another new trick she learned. I felt her pussy squeeze tightly around my dick once. And again. And then rhythmically a few times. When I inquired, she explained that she's been doing Kegel exercises, which strengthen the pelvic floor muscles including those around the vulva. Oh, and it also makes the pussy tighter. And makes sex feel a lot Better (for both genders)!

And then Babsi wanted to know more about me and we talked. I walked away from this session very pleased that she knew how to make each client (or at least this one) feel important and special. GFE,

Thanks for the reply and fine reports.

Well, it looks like you really enjoyed your latest adventure with Babsi.

I'm far away at the moment but at least I can live vicariously through your experiences! .

VG.

Kimino
06-18-11, 19:41
Present:

1. Alina.

2. Angie.

3. Anna.

4. Babsi.

5. Carmen

6. Kim (new. 18 1/2, from Germany, a friend of Sandy's with her same shade of blonde hair, D cups. Pictures in the Hofgalerie.)

7. Leonie.

8. Magda.

9. Mara.

10. Nathali.

11. Sandra.

12. Sandy.

13. Suzan.

14. TinaThanks for the reports GFE Finder, really nice to read at 4 days from our visit.

Sandy is on the gallery, Kim also.

But what does Babsi, Magda and Anna look like? Their names come up frequently?

Don't loose time on this it's the usual pre-visit frenzy. Ahahaha.

Best!

Kimino

Boomer10
06-18-11, 20:07
Thanks for the reports GFE Finder, really nice to read at 4 days from our visit.

Sandy is on the gallery, Kim also.

But what does Babsi, Magda and Anna look like? Their names come up frequently?

Don't loose time on this it's the usual pre-visit frenzy. Ahahaha.

Best!

KiminoI think the following is correct:

Front, center, Babsi (she's lost some weight since this pic and looks great) :

http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/himages/stewardess/fly5.jpg

Magda:

http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/himages/dmadchen/d9.jpg

Far left, Anna:

http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/schieferhof_galerie1.swf

Second from the right, Anna:

http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/schieferhof_galerie0.swf

The swf files displayed properly using firefox.

If I got'm wrong, what's your guess?

Boomer

Gfe Finder
06-19-11, 17:01
Second from the right, Anna:

http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/schieferhof_galerie0.swf

The swf files displayed properly using firefox.

If I got'm wrong, what's your guess?

Boomer
I'm pretty sure everything else you got right. I would have guessed Anna is 6th from the right here, not 2nd. But maybe I'm wrong. :)

Charlie 123
06-19-11, 22:06
I'm pretty sure everything else you got right. I would have guessed Anna is 6th from the right here, not 2nd. But maybe I'm wrong. :)Who is standing 3rd from the right with her back to the bar?

Thanks,

C

Boomer10
06-20-11, 04:11
Who is standing 3rd from the right with her back to the bar?

Thanks,

CMy guess is Mara but I could easily be wrong.

There are a couple others that I think I recognize, Leonie 4th from the right and Princess (left Bernds years ago) on the couch under the picture.

That picture is a few years old. It's been on the Bernds website a long time.

Travel100
06-20-11, 18:06
Who is standing 3rd from the right with her back to the bar?

Thanks,

CThat looks like Mara to me too. I think I even see a little Bush.

Rob Raunch
06-23-11, 07:50
Who is standing 3rd from the right with her back to the bar?

Thanks,

CIf you like to see more of the girls look here:

http://fkk-schieferhof.de/hofgalerie.html

It will give you a good impression of some of the women.

Not all of the girls want to have their pictures on the net.

Some have very inquisitive little brothers and other family that will roam the internet for "nudity"

The thought of someone recognizing them and judging them for what they do to earn a living. Is not very appealing to most women.

But some of them (like Kim, Sandy and Erica) do have that problem.

Have Fun, Rob

Kimino
06-23-11, 09:17
Quick report.

I'll give more details in the next reports but wanted to share what we did yesterday.

Met Charlie at Koeln airport around 10. Moved to a nearby hotel called The New Yorker.

Our plans where to start with Bernds, reaching it by public transports, so at 11:00 we got a taxi to reach PSR and see how it is. The excuse was that it was raining, we could share the cost of the taxi and WTF. Taxi fare to PSR from Koeln airport is 30 euro.

Park Sauna Residenz is a big club with nice facilities, swimming pool, restaurant, nice garden and a very relaxed atmosphere. Around 20 girls present, no stunners, mediocre lineup but enough to have fun.

At 13:00 we took a taxi to Bernds. 50 euros.

Bernds is just how I was expecting it, a big house in a village in the middle of nowhere. You would never say it's an Fkk or club.

Staff very friendly, very relaxed atmosphere.

I will immediately say I had fun, had a very very good session with Erika, but probably is not the right club for me. I appreciate good service but I'm interested in very good looking, young girls, and there's very few, almost none at Bernds.

I knew it was going to be like this, and still I wanted to visit, this was the reason of my trip.

From an economic point of view, sessions are cheap in Bernds if compared to Artemis or other clubs. One hour is 100 euros, cim is included, anal is 50 extra if available. My session with Erika costed 150, at Artemis I would have paid 270 for the same stuff. 1hr, cim, anal.

Also sessioned with a good looking young girl from Koeln, Chiara. Pony tail. Mediocre session, no cim. Nothing special.

Very very very good food, italian food. Just like at home.

Nice massage.

Around 19:00 we moved on to Samya.

IMHO Samya doesn't even deserve to be mentioned. Total crap!

The only area where something happens is the main floor, '80s disco look, loud music. Refrigerators on the side where lots of guys where drinking beer after beer and not doing much else. Asked and paid for a whisky and got petrol!

The lineup was incredibly bad. In the whole club I would have fucked 2/3 girls at the max but we both left 3hr later without sessioning.

Bernds is a world apart, you may like it or not but it's something different.

Samya is a complete failure, it's a wannabe Artemis or Oase or whatever but simply can't compete on any level. Unless you are on real budget and want a place to pay 50 to enter drink free beer all night and maybe have a session with a mediocre looking girl.

Am I being too negative? Hahaha.

Today I'll be alone so I'll be at PSR until 5pm and then rush to the airport to fly back.

More details when I'll be back.

Thanks to everybody for the info and help in preparing this trip and thanks to Charlie123 for sharing this new adventure with me, great time as always.

Ciao.

Kimino

Nille Copenhagen
06-23-11, 14:25
Quick report.

KiminoWell done! 3 club visit in one day. A bit rushy I would say.

The ladies at Bernds provide super service and are very nice, but the look department is missing.

Did you got a special massage from Sandra. Do you priorities look or service?

I never visit Samya on a weekday, only on Friday and Saturday. On these days the club rocks with a unbelievable party atmosphere, nude girls dancing on the bar and with you if you like to party.

Many pretty girls too, on their website you can see who is present.

Sorry you miss the party at Samya. So try if you have the chance to visit Samya in the weekends. To feel the difference.

How can you compare Samya with Artemis or Oase? They are in a diff. League. None of the NRW can be compared with Artemis, Oase, Palace, World club-wise.

Ladywise is always a hit or miss, no matter where you visit.

Nille

Kimino
06-23-11, 21:16
Well done! 3 club visit in one day. A bit rushy I would say.

The ladies at Bernds provide super service and are very nice, but the look department is missing.

Did you got a special massage from Sandra. Do you priorities look or service? Ciao Nille, are we ever going to meet? Would be nice chatting live!

To answer you question, there is a threshold. I mean, I do appreciate good service but if I don't like the girl enough she will never have a chance to show me how good she is. And yes I set the threshold quite high.
I lowered a lot the threshold before entering Bernds, because I knew what to expect.

Also I'm kind of young girl oriented and for sure I look at a bunch of stupid details like piercing, makeup, erotic almost light fetish stuff. See my passion for lingerie nights and similar. That's just how I am. And yes, I knew that Bernds wouldn't provide any of this but still wanted to visit and was happy to do it.

Going back to yesterdays visit. There where 2 blond girls walking around always together and also working together. One was not particularly good looking, quite robust (to be kind) and the other one was a cute, very young, very embarassed girl. I think she was called Stella. The robust girl turned up to be Kim, I asked her. Yes the one on the gallery. I would never had recognised her. The other girls always staying with Kim was apparently very new, to Bernds but probably to prostitution also. This is just the idea I made up.

Well, I was very attracted by the situation but the young girl would avoid any eye contact and would stick as a shadow to Kim. I did act on my shyness probably or didn't really know how to handle the thing and didn't manage to go up to the young girl and ask her a session. At a point I even thought of asking Kim If I could session with her friend but it all seemed wrong, so I didn't. That's my only regret about the visit of yesterday.

Regarding Samya, good to know that on weekends it's different. It really made no sense.

Finally, the massage was done by a middle aged lady that I think only does massages, it would be too much even at Bernds. Hahaha Sorry for that, couldn't resist.

Ciao.

Kimino

Fats
06-24-11, 00:22
Bernds is just how I was expecting it-

Staff very friendlyAre you sure you were in the right place? Connie must be on vacation.

Iseeu
06-24-11, 01:49
Kimino,

Glad that you and Charlie had a chance to try Bernd's. It would have been great if we could have been there on the same day, but we missed each other by a couple of days. Bernd's isn't known for its lineup of spinners, but it's a shame that once you left your usual hunting grounds that you didn't move even further out of your comfort zone to try some of the Hof's experienced purveyors of pleasure.

I also like an occasional spinner, but that's not why we travel to Lichtenberg. Beaujolais is a delicious wine, but wine afficionados look for wine that has developed a deeper flavor and texture, has matured just the right amount, and provides a more sensous and savory taste experience.

Ciao.

Iseeu
06-24-11, 02:54
Visited earlier this week: Lineup included Angie, Anna, Anya, Babsi, Carmen, Dana, Erica, Jenny, Katja, Leoni, Magda, Mara, Natalie, Susan, Tina and Sandra as the masseuse. I had planned to audition Kim, but neither she nor Sandi were in the house. No young spinners, but plenty of top performers to choose from.

Just to clear up some loose change:

1) Don't know where the previous poster got his bathrobe but it wasn't at the Hof. They have changed out some of their rattier towels with newer ones, but no bathrobes in sight.

2) Natalie has put on quite a bit of baggage in her caboose and with her new hairdo, I almost didn't recognize her.

3) Leonie will be on vacation for the next 5 weeks.

4) Katja leaves this weekend for a 3 week vacation.

5) Connie continues to surprise me with her pleasant demeanor and sense of humor.

Don't rent from Dollar Rent a Car at Frankfurt Airport. I usually rent from Avis and Hertz, but used Dollar this time. After searching in vain for their counter I found out that they only operate out of Terminal 2. So I went back into Terminal 1, walked from A to B, then 2 flights up to catch the SkyTrain. When I finally got to their counter, they notified me that as a US citizen, I have to take insurance for 26 Euro. Despite my protests that I'm already covered with my travel insurance, they insisted. So I walked out and found a car from another agency.

Finally got on the road, and drove through a driving rain to Lichtenberg. Arrived at 1:15 pm and was met at the door by the lovely Carmen, who recognized me from her last stint at the Hof. As I got my towel and key, I spotted Sandra lounging at the bar and got onto 1st place on her to do list.

To be continued.

Akibono
06-24-11, 04:30
.

Don't rent from Dollar Rent a Car at Frankfurt Airport. I usually rent from Avis and Hertz, but used Dollar this time. After searching in vain for their counter I found out that they only operate out of Terminal 2. So I went back into Terminal 1, walked from A to B, then 2 flights up to catch the SkyTrain. When I finally got to their counter, they notified me that as a US citizen, I have to take insurance for 26 Euro. Despite my protests that I'm already covered with my travel insurance, they insisted. So I walked out and found a car from another agency.

Finally got on the road, and drove through a driving rain to Lichtenberg. Arrived at 1:15 pm and was met at the door by the lovely Carmen, who recognized me from her last stint at the Hof. As I got my towel and key, I spotted Sandra lounging at the bar and got onto 1st place on her to do list.

To be continued. I will second that. On my last trip, I had a reservation with Dollar via Hotwire. At the counter they gave me this bullshit about having to buy insurance because that was the condition of Hotwire and / or because I was not using Mastercard. That was totally BS since there was no such condition when I made the reservation. Fortunately, I usually have a backup. So, I just walked to the next counter and picked up a car for slightly more. I made it clear that I would not be doing business with them in the future.

Boomer10
06-24-11, 04:38
I will second that. On my last trip, I had a reservation with Dollar via Hotwire. At the counter they gave me this bullshit about having to buy insurance because that was the condition of Hotwire and / or because I was not using Mastercard. That was totally BS since there was no such condition when I made the reservation. Fortunately, I usually have a backup. So, I just walked to the next counter and picked up a car for slightly more. I made it clear that I would not be doing business with them in the future.Thrifty is part of the same group of thieves. Same scams as Dollar.

Kimino
06-24-11, 13:30
Are you sure you were in the right place? Connie must be on vacation.Hahaha.

Well, the only person I would identify as staff was a middle aged woman, kind of good looking. She served the drinks and took the money when we left.

Smiling, I'd say friendly for german standards.

Ciao

Nille Copenhagen
06-24-11, 17:15
Ciao Nille, are we ever going to meet? Would be nice chatting live!

KiminoCiao Kimino, I'm pretty sure our path have crossed without knowing it either at Artemis, Oase or Palace.

In this game don't be shy to ask the girl you like, you'll regret it later and will always wonder how good she is in bed. Happens also to me.

Nille Copenhagen
06-24-11, 17:21
Thrifty is part of the same group of thieves. Same scams as Dollar.I'm always using Hertz or Avis and don't have any problem with them.

Toscana
06-24-11, 22:55
Beaujolais is a delicious wine, but wine afficionados look for wine that has developed a deeper flavor and texture, has matured just the right amount, and provides a more sensous and savory taste experience.Agreed. So, it's the excellent, ripe, world-beating 1945 vintage for you, is it? I'll go for a good 1990 Romanian Beaujo-lay at Oase or World any time, I am afraid. LOL.

Iseeu
06-25-11, 22:21
i will second that. on my last trip, i had a reservation with dollar via hotwire. at the counter they gave me this bullshit about having to buy insurance because that was the condition of hotwire and / or because i was not using mastercard. that was totally bs since there was no such condition when i made the reservation. fortunately, i usually have a backup. so, i just walked to the next counter and picked up a car for slightly more. i made it clear that i would not be doing business with them in the future.i also didn't have that as a pre-condition when booking through expedia. she gave me some story that i should have read the fine print. i did. i always do when signing any contract, that's my legal training kicking in. when she mentioned mastercard, i pulled out 2 of them, but because they weren't from a european bank, she still wanted the additional 26 euro. total thievery. i went down the line to enterprise and found a perfectly serviceable vehicle for just a little more than dollar originally quoted me without the extra insurance.

i was pretty peeved at myself, because i should have known that they only operate out of terminal 2, and also about the extra insurance scam. learned my lesson and will stick with hertz and avis from now on, unless i'm not on a tight schedule and can deal with the budget rental bs.

Iseeu
06-25-11, 22:29
Agreed. So, it's the excellent, ripe, world-beating 1945 vintage for you, is it? I'll go for a good 1990 Romanian Beaujo-lay at Oase or World any time, I am afraid. LOL.Surely, you my friend, a most sophisticated Continental, would know, that we drink the young Beaujo-lay, only for a short period of time, and only while it is just ready for consumption. It serves to satisfy only a temporary need, an itch if you will. Afterwards, we get our real pleasure from savoring elixirs that provide a more fuller and lasting sensation. Ne c'est pas?

Visual
06-25-11, 22:47
Surely, you my friend, a most sophisticated Continental, would know, that we drink the young Beaujo-lay, only for a short period of time, and only while it is just ready for consumption. It serves to satisfy only a temporary need, an itch if you will. Afterwards, we get our real pleasure from savoring elixirs that provide a more fuller and lasting sensation. Ne c'est pas?Isseu, Very well said.

Congrats

Gfe Finder
06-25-11, 23:15
I'm always using Hertz or Avis and don't have any problem with them.

I can't speak for Avis. I used to be OK with Hertz, until the last few times I've rented with them out of FRA. They claimed I returned the car damaged until I challenged them with my own paperwork and pictures. Then they backed down. Some of these car rental companies must be so desperate for new revenue streams that they'll now lie to customers whether about insurance as they did with Iseeu or damage as they did with me.

Nille Copenhagen
06-26-11, 00:01
I can't speak for Avis. I used to be OK with Hertz, until the last few times I've rented with them out of FRA. They claimed I returned the car damaged until I challenged them with my own paperwork and pictures. Then they backed down. Some of these car rental companies must be so desperate for new revenue streams that they'll now lie to customers whether about insurance with Iseeu or damage with me.Sounds strange to me. They would loose customers if they keep doing this trick.

I always check the car for damages with them before leave the P-house. Also I took pictures of the car to be on safe side.

Can't you trust any rental companies nowadays. For me Hertz is always providing good service and sometimes I got a free upgrade, maybe as goldcardmenber I get some benefits.

Excess
06-26-11, 10:13
Surely, you my friend, a most sophisticated Continental, would know, that we drink the young Beaujo-lay, only for a short period of time, and only while it is just ready for consumption. It serves to satisfy only a temporary need, an itch if you will. Afterwards, we get our real pleasure from savoring elixirs that provide a more fuller and lasting sensation. Ne c'est pas?Just to add another hopefully apt analogy, when you are having your plumbing inspected and revamped and you value it highly, you may be attracted by the pictures in the windows and indeed stop in sometimes if the mood strikes you, no harm at all, but for serious work on your pipes do you want to engage the Master and her experience, or her apprentice to do the job when the price is the same € 50- for the inspection and overhaul?

YMMV.

E.

Akibono
06-26-11, 19:19
Surely, you my friend, a most sophisticated Continental, would know, that we drink the young Beaujo-lay, only for a short period of time, and only while it is just ready for consumption. It serves to satisfy only a temporary need, an itch if you will. Afterwards, we get our real pleasure from savoring elixirs that provide a more fuller and lasting sensation. Ne c'est pas?It takes a mature gentleman to be able to afford, savor, and enjoy the classic old vintages. The complexity, nuances are lost on the beginner. As a child, a peanut butter sandwich, chicken nuggets and mac 'and cheese are delicious-less so for an adult.

Akibono-who occasionally eats a peanut butter sandwich if it is made by Paul Bocuse.

Gggfan
07-02-11, 23:18
Hi all!

Just a quick question about threesomes in Bernd's as I'm about to go there very soon for the first time.

As it has been discussed here before, there are some very good combination of girls to be had in Bernd's and I would love to take advantage of it.

Question : do the girls ask for a change of condom when changing partner? What are your experiences regarding this matter?

Thanks for your answers.

Rob Raunch
07-04-11, 19:57
ion : do the girls ask for a change of condom when changing partner? What are your experiences regarding this matter?Normally they should! (Healthwise)

Commonsense says they should!

Most of them do!

But in the heat of the fight they sometimes.

Although in "the Hof" you really can't find a mismatch (all the Girls like the other Girls)

There is one rule in general if you would like an outstanding threesome: let Girl1 choose Girl2.

This will ensure the Girls will go ALL the way with eachother.

The Hof is one of the few Clubs where the girls do not charge extra for a threesome!

(got their Newsletter today: July 14th is Threesome-day!)

Have Fun!

Jymondor
07-25-11, 01:56
Gents, thank you your inputs in this thread.

I have pretty good experience with Hessen, BW and NRW clubs. But from here I understood than Bernds is somewhat different.

Planning to visit it on August 11 or 12. But I found in their news the following: "- 8.12. August Jubiläumswoche. Wir feiern unsern 30. Geburtstag mit Rabatten! Die GANZE Woche. 50 € Eintritt "

I am afraid this special will attract crowds of locals who are well recognized by the girls.

My question is: would you recommend me to go there that week. Or I have very low chance to get attention of decent ladies? My German is near to zero.

Thanks

Andy72
07-25-11, 18:52
Gents, thank you your inputs in this thread.

I have pretty good experience with Hessen, BW and NRW clubs. But from here I understood than Bernds is somewhat different.

Planning to visit it on August 11 or 12. But I found in their news the following: "- 8. 12. August Jubiläumswoche. Wir feiern unsern 30. Geburtstag mit Rabatten! Die GANZE Woche. 50 € Eintritt "

I am afraid this special will attract crowds of locals who are well recognized by the girls.

My question is: would you recommend me to go there that week. Or I have very low chance to get attention of decent ladies? My German is near to zero.

ThanksHow the place is like during rebate days, I have no experience with, but the three times I've been there, English has been less of a problem. The girls English language skills varies from close to none, to near perfect, but I've always been able to communicate. Also also with fellow guests. If you get to know one or two early on, you can always ask them to translate for you.

Nille Copenhagen
07-27-11, 10:16
I am afraid this special will attract crowds of locals who are well recognized by the girls.

My question is: would you recommend me to go there that week. Or I have very low chance to get attention of decent ladies? My German is near to zero.

ThanksI don't think it will be over crowded as many Germen are on vacation.

I would go there if I were you.

Bernds have a guest limit, if they are full they would not let more people in,

You can wait at the local hotel / restaurant and Bernds calls back when they have free seats.

Gooroox
07-27-11, 19:52
I don't think it will be over crowded as many Germen are on vacation.

I would go there if I were you.

Bernds have a guest limit, if they are full they would not let more people in,

You can wait at the local hotel / restaurant and Bernds calls back when they have free seats.Jymondor,

I think Nille's German is very basic, too but he's always had great times at Bernd's (haven't you Nille?).

Other guys whose German is non-existent (I remember one from Italy, one from Norway, one from England and there must be some others) have always given me the impression that they enjoyed their stay at the club.

One last thing: as the school holidays in NRW have just started, the number of girls working at Bernd's seems to be lower than in normal times.

Nille Copenhagen
07-28-11, 11:30
Jymondor,

I think Nille's German is very basic, too but he's always had great times at Bernd's (haven't you Nille?).

Other guys whose German is non-existent (I remember one from Italy, one from Norway, one from England and there must be some others) have always given me the impression that they enjoyed their stay at the club.

One last thing: as the school holidays in NRW have just started, the number of girls working at Bernd's seems to be lower than in normal times.In general you don't need to speak German to have fun, the girls all speaks French.

Yes I did have great time at Bernd's. I liked Sandra's massage.

How can the school holidays affect the number of girls working? I think the girls are going on vacation themselves. Because there are less customers due to holidays.

Mattador
07-28-11, 16:15
Jymondor,

I think Nille's German is very basic, too but he's always had great times at Bernd's (haven't you Nille?).

Other guys whose German is non-existent (I remember one from Italy, one from Norway, one from England and there must be some others) have always given me the impression that they enjoyed their stay at the club.

One last thing: as the school holidays in NRW have just started, the number of girls working at Bernd's seems to be lower than in normal times.I can confirm lack of german is no issue at all, although some common language skills with the girls might enhance the experience. What counts is the body language and how you can form some communication with that. Anything beyond would just help, but is not a barrier if you're lacking to speak the same language.

Gfe Finder
07-29-11, 23:10
Gents, thank you your inputs in this thread.

I have pretty good experience with Hessen, BW and NRW clubs. But from here I understood than Bernds is somewhat different.

Planning to visit it on August 11 or 12. But I found in their news the following: "- 8.12. August Jubiläumswoche. Wir feiern unsern 30. Geburtstag mit Rabatten! Die GANZE Woche. 50 € Eintritt "

I am afraid this special will attract crowds of locals who are well recognized by the girls.

My question is: would you recommend me to go there that week. Or I have very low chance to get attention of decent ladies? My German is near to zero.

Thanks

I just got the Hof-Newsletter and having read it I would recommend you go: the special(s) that week include 3 free programs raffled off each day!

As for whether you can get the girls attention, this is a little more complicated answer. Yes, there are more guests when there's a party but there are also more girls there, too. If you go early, you will certainly have an easier time booking them. Even when it's busy, catching their attention is not difficult-- ask and you shall receive, but not necessarily right away ;).

Jymondor
08-16-11, 13:40
Bernds is reported here in all the details. I will not repeat known things. I read all posts about Bernds that I found in this forum. I am not Muslim and I don't have to visit Mekka. But I am a monger and I had to pay my visit to Bernds. So, I did it.

From you reports, my brothers, I know that since 1981 nothing has been changed in Bernds. But I did not suspect that this applies to the working girls and their customers as well. Joke of course. But that was my impression. It looks like most of providers work there since 1981 but some of them took their daughters to the business because I sow two young girls there.

Had session with Erika. You know who Erika is. An excellent session! Started with DFK and BBBJ in public area continued in the room. No complains.

But you know. I do not like "German style" porn, I do not like genres like "Milfs","Grannies", or "Old-on-young". My favorite genre is "Solo teens". By that reason after session with Erika I jumped into my rental car and left to Parksauna Residenz. It was a mistake. I found Parksauna Residence as a boring place with very strange layout. Will newer repeat.

Kimino
08-16-11, 13:59
Bernds is reported here in all the details. I will not repeat known things. I read all posts about Bernds that I found in this forum. I am not Muslim and I don't have to visit Mekka. But I am a monger and I had to pay my visit to Bernds. So, I did it.Ciao Jymondor.

I visited Bernds with the same mental approach as you (at least I think). I wanted to visit Bernds and I'm happy I did. So I understand perfectly what you mean. And me too, I sessioned with Erika.

What puzzles me is the Park Sauna Residenz thing. As I said in my report, I really had fun at the place. Nice facilities, nice girls, nice sessions. All this during daytime, although it was a national holiday.

Many others (also people I know personally) had different experiences and didn't enjoy the place at all. I understand that we all have different tastes but I do think it's more a matter of consistency. Meaning that not all days are the same and the lineup may vary a lot.

In my limited experience, the only place where things don't vary so much and you can have fun whenever you visit is Artemis. If the club meets your tastes.

Thanks for the report.

Ciao.

Kimino

Jymondor
08-19-11, 10:07
Ciao Jymondor.Let's go to Parksauna's thread to continue this discussion!

Tobyg
09-02-11, 19:32
I was recently at Bernds on a Monday. The day started with four girls on duty + Sandra, with Mascha & Katja turning up later. This is well below the number I was expecting. Was this day an aberration, or does this happen a lot?

Shark16
09-03-11, 10:56
It sounds like August (vacation time) in a small FKK club to me. Even worse: It was a Monday in August in a small club. Not that I am a B's expert, but you hear (and experience) those kinds of summer reports from the smaller FKK's every now and then. I would not say it is typical, but I think it is fair to say that there is a significant risk that should be considered.

Sure, the line-up at the larger clubs are also weaker in summertime, but you still have a selection of 15- 40 girls on a bad day.

Now, if only ONE of those girls in attendance were called Mara, Anna or Natalie, I would still leave the club as a happy man. But hey, that is just me ... :)

Tobyg
09-03-11, 18:17
Now, if only ONE of those girls in attendance were called Mara, Anna or Natalie, I would still leave the club as a happy man. But hey, that is just me . :)Mara and Natalie weren't there, but Anna was and I did leave happy.

Thanks for the feedback. Good to know that it was just bad timing on my part.

Breadman
09-03-11, 19:52
But you know. I do not like "German style" porn, I do not like genres like "Milfs","Grannies", or "Old-on-young". My favorite genre is "Solo teens". By that reason after session with Erika I jumped into my rental car and left to Parksauna Residenz. It was a mistake. I found Parksauna Residence as a boring place with very strange layout. Will newer repeat.The guys who like bernds like bernds for what it is and defend it with glowing reports that make it hard to pick out the 'MILF reports'. I've always suggested trying out Finca for their 30 euro happy hour entrance, the club is just down the road a ways (50 km's or so). For what you pay at Bernds (70 euro's) to enter, you can do a girl and entrance at Finca for 80 total AND they'll do couch action if you ask for it.

Boomer10
09-03-11, 22:35
The guys who like bernds like bernds for what it is and defend it with glowing reports that make it hard to pick out the 'MILF reports'. I've always suggested trying out Finca for their 30 euro happy hour entrance, the club is just down the road a ways (50 km's or so). For what you pay at Bernds (70 euro's) to enter, you can do a girl and entrance at Finca for 80 total AND they'll do couch action if you ask for it.What happened at Bernds that put you on a quest to make sure there is a "fair and balanced" counter view to anyone suggesting that their time there was enjoyable?

London Traveller
09-03-11, 23:58
What happened at Bernds that put you on a quest to make sure there is a "fair and balanced" counter view to anyone suggesting that their time there was enjoyable?He's not the only one!

Gfe Finder
09-04-11, 21:07
The suggestion that Bernds is full of / has mostly MILFs is nonsense. It's simply not true and I can prove it. Focusing on what can be objectively measured and leaving aside the arguments that 'older' women have more sexual experience, are more service oriented, can be more fun to talk to, and have fewer hang-ups: the fact of the matter is that after averaging the ages among Bernds SPs who were present during one of my recent visits—ages available from Freiercafe, Ijsberenforum, and my own knowledge—I've found that the mean age of a Bernds SP is 29 and the median age is 28.

Compare this with a mean and median age of 27 at Oase; I obtained the data from the same 3 sources above. I ran a t-test with both data sets and the results indicated a 24% probability that the difference is due to chance. In other words, since the result is >5%, it's entirely reasonable to conclude that any measured difference between mean ages is entirely random and thus a.) not statistically significant and b.) possible that mean ages would be the same or even reversed by comparing other days' lineups.

Breadman
09-04-11, 23:44
What happened at Bernds that put you on a quest to make sure there is a "fair and balanced" counter view to anyone suggesting that their time there was enjoyable?Why shouldn't I post my view compared to someone who had an enjoyable time? I'd like to think that by reporting both the positive and the negatives of a club, then the hobbiests who've never been to Bernds can make an informed decision on whether or not to visit the club. Yin and Yang. Guys don't want to visit World because of the bikers who own it, should they not be allowed to report their decision to boycott the club?


The suggestion that Bernds is full of / has mostly MILFs is nonsense. the fact of the matter is that after averaging the ages among Bernds SPs who were present during one of my recent visits—ages available from Freiercafe, Ijsberenforum, and my own knowledge—I've found that the mean age of a Bernds SP is 29 and the median age is 28.


Age really has nothing to do with a milf argument. There's 22 year old mothers with killer bodies. And on the other side of the spectrum there's 36 year old milf's who should have left the club scene years ago. There are no hot 22 year old milfs at bernds unless mara had a kid. The club really isnt for anyone mainly looking for girls with killer curves and hot young bodies. What they should expect to find is possibly one or two that will allow them not to leave unpopped.

Part about reading reports is trying to figure out who the person doing the writing likes and dislikes. Im 40 and I don't care for 85% of the talent at Bernds due to their overall looks, not their age. If there's 18 girls working, I might find 3 attractive. But I also like to find some chemistry, what if I don't get along with 2 of those 3? Im now stuck with one girl who I find attractive and have some chemistry working. I think age plays a big factor, especially in reviews. Have to ask the guys who love bernds if they'd mind telling us their age and what type of girls they book.