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CBGBConnisur
09-17-05, 03:19
Peter you must be kidding, people who work in Europe get longer holidays and shorter work weeks and witnessing European workers at my ex-employer's offices in Frankfurt, I was envious of them. Back in the States, I used to work 100+ hour weeks in the hopes of getting promoted. I wised up to realize I would not become a Donald Trump/Bill Gates/Other type bigshot, all in the hopes of impressing some Michelle Pfeiffer lookalike(what I thought was the archetypical beautiful woman at the time in the mid 1990's) and living some kind of lavish life with her.

Routard
09-17-05, 13:24
General political opinions are of little interest in this board. Yet, could any local member explain us if the political result of tomorrow might endanger the future of our beloved FKK?

Peter
09-17-05, 15:15
There is some talk on the german boards that the there are some members of the CDU who are sympathetic to some EU initiatives to hold the male customers of prostitutes accountable for [CodeWord908] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord908) that might take place.

It definitely is not a top priority. Germany has gotten through a couple of higher profile prostitution stories without having public opinion turn against the legality of the situation. I doubt it will ever become like Sweden here, where the men are heavily prosecuted, even more than in the USA.

Novize
09-17-05, 15:26
don´t panic. The FKK-club-idea has survived several governments.

There´s a bill about "criminalising" punters who know (or should know) that the woman they visit are a victim to traficking or are forced to prostitution, but this bill is discussed as positive in general by all parties.

Personally, I doubt its practicability (is that an english word?).

Since the environment of FKK-clubs is more open than for example apartments or brothels, the clubs will be less affected of this bill than other "institutions".

Have fun,

Novize

P.S.: further discussions might be located better under "General Information".

Ebauche
09-17-05, 17:19
Returned, and continue to have a nice time.

I think I like FKK-Haus so much because I have connected so well with owner/manager and support staff. Can always count on a pleasant visit. Sort of a German "Hi Norm!" Cheers-type experience. Palace definitely has better selection of beautiful girls, but Haus pricing a bit better. 50 entry, 55 for the room, 25 for extras.

Most recent visit - Club did not have a good selection of girls. Only about 20, and a good third were old and/or unattractive.

Saw Angelina - guardian angel who sent Mikah my way on prior visit to extricate me from a dilemna. Angelina is a German-board Sicilian. A number of piercings - tongue, lip, breast, clit. Tattoos at base of nexk, small of back and on upper left arm (Italian flag & Italia). 22yo, very tight body. Firm, perky medium-sized breasts. Excellent service - DFK, BBBJTC, lots of cuddling, caressing, talking. Does not yet realize how beautiful and popular she is.

2nd pop - Tina from Tübingen. Would not recommend. Light brown hair, flawless skin, no piercings/tattoos. Beautiful eye-candy. That's all. Only 19, and it shows. Doesn't know how her parts work. No kissing, covered BJ, so-so fuck.

3rd round - Kelly. Jamaican with very soft, dark skin. Some tattoos, but hard to make out given light levels nad skin tone. Electric smile. Good DFK, a little bit of BBBJ, then switched to CBJ.

Only saw 2 girls on my prior visit.

Maria - blonde German, originally from Berlin?. 35yo, but with a very firm/toned body. Full breasts, soft, not perky but not sagging. Has a hearing impairment and wears hearing aids, but that did not hurt communication. Good DFK, good BBBJ, excellent enthusiastic greek. Very friendly. Would see again. Got full hour of vigorously assfucking her.

Mikah - Think I got name right. Tall statuesque German girl. Beautiful full firm breasts. Incredible ass. Has somewhat of an acne problem, but she's still pretty. Tattoo on right shoulderblade. Good DFK, 69, BBBJ. Pleasant. Would not ecessarily repeat though.

There was a very large Mauritian woman there who was pretty distressed. Nobody would take her over the course of a number of days there. Just started FKK work - needs the money. So far, all she's gotten are the entry costs - hasn't even earned that back. Said nobody wanted her because she was black - whereas there was another incredible black girl with her dance card absolutely full. Then she said nobody wanted her because she was fat. I did my best just to not be rude and politely move away. She had wanted to talk to practice English. No problem with that because I was "recovering" from Maria. But she stuck by my side so long that I missed some other prime opportunities. Another lass noticed my dilemna and sent Mikah my way. Thank god.

Val Yodel
09-19-05, 09:57
Saw Angelina - guardian angel who sent Mikah my way on prior visit to extricate me from a dilemna. Angelina is a German-board Sicilian. A number of piercings - tongue, lip, breast, clit. Tattoos at base of nexk, small of back and on upper left arm (Italian flag & Italia). 22yo, very tight body. Firm, perky medium-sized breasts. Excellent service - DFK, BBBJTC, lots of cuddling, caressing, talking. Does not yet realize how beautiful and popular she is.Regarding this Angelina, there are different opinions. Think you were lucky. I spoke 2 different guy who claimed service very poor, talks you to dead, (kissing my boyfriend only...blablabla) to make time pass.


Mikah - Think I got name right. Tall statuesque German girl. Beautiful full firm breasts. Incredible ass. Has somewhat of an acne problem, but she's still pretty. Tattoo on right shoulderblade. Good DFK, 69, BBBJ. Pleasant. Would not ecessarily repeat though.Her name is "Maike". Great girl, good service, no clockwatcher at all.

Good yodeling in the valley will give bring great feedback :))

Chears

Val Yodel

Europe 74
09-20-05, 12:00
I'll be in Oberhausen in a few weeks. Last time I was there, I found a small RLD about 1 KM from downtown. Kinda ratty with a lot of sorry looking people on both sides of the glass.

What's new on the RLD scene and where's best priced FKK action in the area? I have a car so Oberhausen and Duisberg seem to be the best locations. I'm short on time so can't travel 2 hours each way, so need something close.

Thanks for any tips, and a report will be posted upon my return.

Tschuss

Peter
09-20-05, 20:23
You have a tonne of clubs in the area. The Red Carpet Clubs are plentiful along the A42 all the way from Duisburg to Dortmund, with Freudenbergstr 39 being the best.

If you want to drive about 45 minutes there is Planet Happy Garden, another 10 minutes and you have Goldentime and Wildenrath.

Don't waste your time in Oberhausen and Duisburgs pitiful RLD's, head to an FKK. Heavensgate in Dorsten is also about half an hour from there, and it is good too.

Ebauche
09-21-05, 17:28
Regarding this Angelina, there are different opinions. Think you were lucky. I spoke 2 different guy who claimed service very poor, talks you to dead, (kissing my boyfriend only...blablabla) to make time pass.

Her name is "Maike". Great girl, good service, no clockwatcher at all.

Good yodeling in the valley will give bring great feedback :))

Chears

Val Yodel

My experience was exact reverse. Angelina was slow & sensual, lots of kissing and cuddling, spent 1 hr with me, BBBJ/CIM yet she only tried to charge me for straight 1/2 hour - no extras. I had to make her take more, asking her to remember I treat her well in the future. We flirted and smiled at each other the rest of the night.

Maike, OTOH was very sweet but more rush-rush. Complained I was taking too long to CIM and just quit, but still wanted paid for the effort.

Either we've got the girls tagged wrong, or there's some serious YMMV going on.

Val Yodel
09-22-05, 08:07
My experience was exact reverse.....As stated, I had no personal experience. I´m happy for you. As a matter of fact, on Monday she was not very busy. Seemingly it is getting around about her service.


Maike, OTOH was very sweet but more rush-rush....Here my experience was exactly reverse. With her own words: "Since I don´t wear a watch, the job is much more relaxed".

We were at the room for more than 45´and I was not charged more than regular 55 Eur.

However, you know all is kind of subjective experience. If you plan to visit the place next time, let me know. We could cross-check our experience:)

Cheers,

Val

Ebauche
09-26-05, 21:36
WSent back to FKK Haus Saturday.

Angelina was there, and her business seemed a bit slower. Didn't see her this time.

Did my part for USA-Islamic relations and stuppfed my very first muslim girl. Shirin (sheer-een). Bottle blonde Jordanian. Big tits, somewhat flabby body, but reasonably nice. Tattoo of her sons name at base of neck. Just felt like doing my part to bridge the divide. No kissing, OK BBBJ, no ball licking, pretty good cowgirl. Offered anal, but I didn't partake.

Recuperated a while, then was approached by Juliana for a 3some with Gosha (sp? short for Margaret?). Juliana is a German-born Italia-Croat, bottle blonde hair, tiny perky tits, fantastic electric smile, passable english. Gosha is a pretty blonde Pole with fake tits and a few tattoos, very little english. Good bi-action, lots of DFK (a bit too aggressive really. Gosha was sloberring all over my face), BBBJ from both, offered CIM but no swallowing. Good cowgirl from both. Juliana has a nice tiny twat - never seen one that small. No fit problems though. Total 160 Euro for an interesting time.

There were two cubanas there who looked interesting. Looked enough alike to be sisters. Ran out of time, money and stamina though.

Wry Cooter
09-29-05, 10:04
I will be in Munich next week. Was wondering which day you think is better for visiting ColA, this Sunday 2/10 or Monday 3/10? I will be taking the train out to Augsburg Hbf and then a cab to the club. Any idea how much that will set me back? Anyone want to share a cab out there?

Iseeu
10-01-05, 23:42
Hi Cooter,
Probably very little difference between Sun. and Monday. Both are fairly quiet days. But ColA always seems to have a good working cast available.
Hbf is in main part of town and ColA is in an industrial area- shouldn't be more than a 5-10 minute drive, so expect <10 Euro.
BTW, I think that the Hbf of the town before Augusburg is closer to ColA. Sorry, don't remember the name.

Njoy!

Ortos
10-02-05, 07:35
Can anybody give any opinion/review of the relatively newly opened FKK Malibu? How many girls might one expect there on an average night? What level of quality? Any girls we might know from other clubs (Oase/World/Palace)?

I think Malibu is located about 30-min drive north of Frankfurt, not far from where the old Atlantis in Altenstadt was located, ja? If so, any driving directions would be most worthwhile and/or any tips on getting there by public transport, though I doubt there is an S-bahn up there, right?

Thanks in advance to any kind, informed soul who might respond here...

Ortos

Novize
10-02-05, 20:51
Ortos,

I´ve been at Malibu twice now (I apologize for not reporting so far).

From Frankfurt, go on the B521 until Nidderau, after leaving the town turn left into industrial area "Heldenbergen I".

Expect a number of 6 to 12 women, depending on the time of the day (least women in the early morning and late night).

The women do not animate customers, so I think it might be a little boring when going there alone. Take a fellow monger with you for the time between the sessions.

The women of Starlight Ladies work there regularly, so the service level is very, very good.

I didn´t see any other known face from other clubs, Melanie seems to look for new talents in her homecountry Poland - from what I could judge so far, she is very successful with this strategy...

I´ll be at Malibu again tomorrow and promise to write a summary of my first three visits afterwards...

Have fun,

Novize

Ortos
10-02-05, 21:46
A thousand thank-you's, Novize, for that response! That is exactly the kind of info I was seeking.

First, I used to drive Frankfurt to Atlantis via the B521, so I remember that interesection in Nidderau. Should be an easy time to locate the place with a rented car. Thanks a mill for that!

Now you have really wet my appetite with your description of the girl situation. In 2002, I managed to have several sessions with the great Melanie, before she retired and devoted herself to administration and management, with the creation of Starlight Ladies. I know one or two of those girls and think highly of both Melanie and the other girls' performance and attitude in the sessions. So I am most intrigued to try this place out.

I tell you, if I get bored or check-mated at either Palace or Oase, I am sorely tempted to follow you lead and spend a few hours there next weekend. Tell me are certain days of the week better than others; or should I better ask: How are Sundays at Malibu, vs say Saturdays?

Ortos

Novize
10-02-05, 21:54
I didn´t visit Malibu on a sunday yet, but saturday was OK back in August.

If you manage to get there between 10:00 and 13:00 or betwenn 20:00 and 21:00, the entrance fee is reduced just 35 €, including the possibility to order food at an italian Pizza service in the value of 10 € for free (This price is valid for the whole sunday). They also serve alcoholic and non-alcoholic cocktails on fridays and saturdays.

I guess you´ll get the Pizza, Pasta or beef on sunddays, too, but not the cocktails - you´d be limited to Radeberger Pils, if you like to drink alcohol (personally, I don´t). The women will be the same on both days.

The cocktails might give saturday an advantage... ;)

Have fun,

Novize

Wry Cooter
10-02-05, 23:01
Iseeu,

Thanks for the info. I figured it out. Actually took public transportation to Colosseum. No. 4 rail line, then transfer to the 21 or 27 bus. Got off at a stop right across the street from Gubenerstrasse. Only cost me 1,05 Euro. Very nice facilities. Saw two girls (this seems all i can do in one daz). Cyndi, german girl. Very cute blonde. Oral skills are better than the second act. I believe I saw her give French totale to a fellow in the Kino. Second girl was Daniella. Verz slim blonde german. very nice body. kind of shy but a very good experience nonetheless. Wanted to try a woman named Melissa. Brunette german who bears a striking resemblance to the actress Famke Janssen from X Men. Am going back tomorrow so I will definitely make her my first for the day. No food at Coloseeum. That is my only criticism. I cannot emphasize enough how much I love Deutscheland.

Wry cooter

Fly Bob
10-03-05, 21:07
I had a chance to spend one wonderful day early in September. The weather was great and after lunch people started to spread out to the back yard. They have put in a swimming pool but the water was very cold.

I went with a tall very pretty 22 yo Polish girl first. It was a very GFE session that lasted a full hour. I didn't realize how much time had passed. She was well worth the extra cost.

Next chose an older Polish girl, 35 yo. She was very warm and friendly and we had a good time. Kept the time to under the 20 minutes by having more couch action. After re-charging the batteries I chose her again. This usually does not work that well but this time it was good. There were a lot of nice girls working but not many of them spoke any English. My German is limited.

This is an excellent place with a good pricing structure.

Fly Bob
10-03-05, 21:11
This is an example of slick marketing. The web site says the entrance is free. That is sort of true. You have to pay 10 euros for a towel. There were only about 6 girls there and only two were attractive. When I got to the room there were lots of restrictions, "don't touch that" and "I don't kiss". Also, the time in the room is very limited. I went with just one girl and gave up and left. Maybe this would be fine for someone that doesnt care much or is local. There are much better choices other places.

Wry Cooter
10-04-05, 02:17
Well, I must say that my second day at Colosseum was even better than the first. After a good six hours of carousing at Oktoberfest, I headed over there around 4pm yesterday. Got there around 6pm (all by public transport) and eventually found myself talking to Melissa, a tallish brunette who looks a bit like Famke Janssen from X Men. Proceede to a good session that started in the Kino room and we went upstairs to finish the deal. Inquired about CIM, which was available but decided I needed to hit that instead. She did rush me a bit at the end even though we had only been in the room for 15 to 20 minutes, but I was enjoying her body so it didn't really matter at that point because I was so close. Finished up and I felt quite spent. Perhaps the alcohol was still in my system. Was worried that I wouldn't be able to go for a second round (sad, I know) and I was tempted to take Melissa again because CIM was starting to sound good to me and her technique was pretty good. I also like the way she moaned as she was performing oral on me. Well, I was committed to more diversity so I looked around for someone else that I found appealing (and whom I had yet to try). Cyndi and Daniella from my experiences yesterday kept looking my way hoping I'd pick them but I really wanted to try someone else and I only had 100 Euros left. Eventually I figured out when was the latest I could have a session before I had to make my way back to Munich (where I am staying) and I had narrowed it down to two girls who I incidentally saw chatting together quite a bit. Hmmmm. So the plan was when I had finished relaxing and such, I would go see which one of them was available. If they both were, I would do a basic threesome. Well, I'm sitting in the hot tub a little while after taking some Vitamin V and suddenly I see a guy get into the tub and a cute girl (Suzanna) follows him in and they start to cuddle. I decide to stay and watch cause I`'ve got a great view of the action. Then, one of the girls I had pegged (Marlena) comes into the jacuzzi with another guy. It's a bit comical now but I decide to stick to my guns and stay there. Eventually the first couple leaves and Marlena really gets intimate with this guy in the tub, and I think I hear them trying to negotiate in the tub. Well, it looks like it's time for me to go get her friend by default but I have an idea. I go over to find my candidate, Ola which she somehow got from Alexandra, and we start to chat. She tells me she's Polish which is all I needed to hear. I just knew this would be a good session so I invite her over to the hot tub for awhile. She informs me that it will need to be an hour session because of this, which I'm fine with. The second pop is always difficult for me so I had a feeling that spicing it up this way would really help matters because Marlena was really looking good to me rubbing herself all up on that guy. Well it really worked out well for me. Ola was very cuddly in the tub and I was solid as a rock. Very sweet girl. Great skin. Lovely body which was tight as a drum. She was really turning me on now, I didn't just how pretty she was until I really got up close. Maybe it was her good English skills or that her skin was quite nice indeed. At any rate, we go into the back to soap each other up and wash the jacuzzi water off each other. Great fun. I'm still very aroused. We get upstairs and lo and behold, I was treated to a session in one of the big rooms. I was in one yesterday with Cyndi which was room 10 I believe. Private bath and bigger bed. Extra pleather chair which was great for fellatio. This room, Room 8, had a mirror on the ceiling which really added to the experience for me. Not to mention Ola's oral skills. I had to stop her several times because I thought for sure I was going to pop in her mouth (which she also said was possible for an extra 50 Euros...she's killing me!) Anyway, 69 is a sight to behold on a ceiling mirror. Her firm body was very lovely to look at from either direction. Great session. The second act was very nice and she rushed me too, but in her own way. Melissa actually said we needed to finish in a few minutes, blah blah blah. Ola was just very very encouraging and was bucking like a bronco to get me off. Even did the Asian girl squat/pile driver for me to achieve a great slapping sound. Very vocal PSE type behavior, she was really selling me on her enjoyment of this. Needless to say, I came like a rocket. Every time I've come to Germany I'm always surprised to discover a Polish gem. Wasn't the first girl to grab my attention when I arrived but her attitude, sweetness, pristine body, and fiery lust really won me over. They need to put mirrors over all the beds, regardless of the room size. Good confluence of things made this another enjoyable day at Colosseum. Wish I was going back there tomorrow but I've got Palace in Frankfurt tomorrow. I'm committed to the diversity of this trip so I'm sure this urge to go to Colosseum again tomorrow will pass. Gotta say, I think this club is on par with the Big Three in Frankfurt and the Big Three in the Koln/Dusseldorf areas. More tomorrow.

Xavier Yves
10-04-05, 15:25
There is no introduction about FKK club near Koln?

Unbelivable! That's a fantastic place!

Henio
10-05-05, 00:50
There have been added some photos of the new club in Berlin at their website www.fkk-artemis.de. Do not know it they have opened yet but the pictures are promising (still no girl pictures though). They seem to be running similar decorative theme as Palace.

Chivaz

Europe 74
10-05-05, 08:20
Dear Mongers,

Found this site in Dortmund. Anybody ever been and have some comments? Apprecate the info.

Europe

Novize
10-05-05, 08:42
has opened it´s doors on September 29.

Ther are some reports in the german Römerforum.

They had a lot of girls on their opening day, but approx. 30 of them have already left the club again.

The session pricing (60,- €/30 min, 100,- € 1 hr, CIM +50,- €, anal + 100,- €) is quiet high compared to the "traditional" Berlin scene. When you add 70,- € entrance fee, it´s no wonder that hardly any Berlin local guest showed up so far.

Have fun,

Novize

Novize
10-05-05, 15:45
general information:

fkk malibu
gewerbegebiet 1
siemensstr. 36
61130 nidderau-heldenbergen

tel.: 06187 - 932893

homepage (german only): www.fkk-malibu.de

opened from monday to sunday.

entrance fee:
mon. to sat. 50,- €, with "happy hours" (reduced entrance fee of 35,- €) from 10 am to 1 pm and from 8 pm to 9 pm.
on sundays and public holidays the entrance fee is reduced to 35,- € the whole day.

a small, but nice breakfast buffet was offered every day i visited the club.

the entrance includes a voucher for ordering a meal at a local pizza-service in the value of 10,- €.

tuesday is dessous-day, on fridays and saturdays they offer alcoholic and non-alcoholic cocktails in the evening.

the coffee machine is one of those nescafé things, usual club standard and nothing to write home about.
water, coke, coke light, fanta, apfelschorle (lift) and radeberger pils are available at no additional charge.

women´s services:

30 min. 50,- €
60 min. 100,- €
cim 50,- €
anal didn´t ask

expect 6 - 12 women to be available for service on a normal day.

the location has been a swinger club before, it´s a small house with a nicely prepared garden.

the small reception is directly at the entrance door, where you get the locker key, a first towel and a pait of slippers. you´ll be asked for the right shoe size.

on leaving the reception, you have to chose if you want to turn left or right. you´re still wearing streetwear. so better turn left - passing the small lockers where you can store your wallet, cigarettes, mobile phone etc.

go down the stairs, passing a shelf with fresh towels and look at your key number. if it´s a low number ( < 20 ), sou should find the locker in the first, small cabin. if it´s a high number, you have to pass the showers and the indoor sauna area for the bigger cabin at the end of the floor. take a look at the toilet opposite to the showers and you have visited all attractions this floor has to offer.

so after showering, shaving and brushing your teeth you´re ready to go upstairs again. (unless you prefer a sauna session for a good start, fresch towels are also placed at the sauna area)

coming up again, standing at the end of the stairs you can have a view at the breakfast buffet straight ahead. or you turn left and enter the contact room. 6 sofas, two tabels with 3 seats each, and one chair at the fireplace (yes, malibu has a rea fireplace. i suppose that will be the most comfortable and nice place during the winter). on the left side of the room you will find the bar with additional seats. the whole iterior is very homely made, except for the big flatsrcreen monitor showing the usual in-out-shoot stuff.

passing this room, you will find a small tv-room running a better program. sports events via premiere, sometimes real movies or cartoons.

turning right, you will find two floors with "restrooms" or "action chambers" (since you pay the time, it´s up to you what to do there), the lower floor also offers another toilet.

from the main room there´s also a way out into the gardenm where you will find some seats and tables under the roof, some sunlungers, an outdoor-yaccuzzi, an outdoor sauna and a small hut for action. the garden is small, but beautiful.

now you´ve seen the club. it´s time for action. and here the problems start. read the report.

1st visit, august 20 - the basic test:

it is a nice, sunny saturday and i can´t decide whether to visit world or the newly opened fkk-malibu. the internet favors fkk-malibu - it´s 1 degree warmer there.

the way is easy to find for the old atl-customers. just drive the direction altenstadt and shortly after leaving nidderau turn left into the industrial area "heldenbergen". drive straight forward until you see a yellow painted house on the left side of the road. that´s fkk-malibu. limitied parking space directly in front of the club, but you can park your car everywhere on the streets.

i ring the bell, go inside the club, pay 50 € entrance fee and receive a locker key. after some short information from the receptionist i go downstairs for a shower. after that i took a first "tour de malibu" (see above).

since the sun is shining, i decide to make use of one of the sunlounges in the garden. it´s 1 pm now (the "happy hour" was introduced 1 week later). 4 other male guests are enjouying the club, too.

in the garden, i can watch the available girls. starlight ladies, friendly and nice to look at. i start eyeflirting with jola and justin. they are nice, they serve drinks, but nothing else. the girls sit togehter in one big or several small groups and talk to each other. from time to time one of them gets picked up for work by one of the guests, but the girls just sit around end enjoy one of the last summer days in germany. every customer asking for companionship gets served friendly, but without enthusiam. it´s obvious, they just don´t want to work.

don´t get me wrong: many girls there work from 10 am to 4 am, they need some break in between. but i watched the f1 three times, watched thre porn movies (real boring stuff - sarah louise young - the movie was older than most of the girls), but none of the methods i learned in three years of fkking worked to get a woman by my side. mongerer´s nighmare...

at 6 pm i enjoy the first companionship of the day - another german mongerer enters the room. great smalltalk and lots of laugh.

at 8 pm a second friend enters the club. i´m really angry that i forgot my playing cards at home. we could have played skat...

around 9 pm we decide to order food. the receptionists delivers our orders to the pizza service. being back in the main room, i place myself near justin, and immediately the action starts.

apartment girls. great attitude as soon as you approach them, but no experience in fkking. the couch action is good, though. she has lost some weight since i last met her at fkk-beach last year, and she´s looking really good. after we had changed locations, i realized that we had entered an "action chamber", not a "restroom". a really great performance delivered by justin very professionally - technically great, but without any emotion.

coming back from the room i can see that my food has already arrived. so, after showering, i enjoy my pizza. tastes really good.

after that and some smalltalk, my friends and ma decide to test the outdoor sauna. steaming hot, a cold shower is directly beneath the sauna. whirling in the outdoor-yaccuzzi afterwards. life can be good. still no playing cards availabe.

the women´s attitude didn´t change over the hours and again it´s really hard to get into contact (unless you approach them directly, but that´s not my pair of shoes. a man wants to be conquered... ;) )

at 1 am, after 30 min. of eye-flirting, jola really comes over to my place! wow, i must be a real don juan...

at that time i´m not really into smalltalk anymore, and we immediatedly start kissing, cuddling, exploring our bodies. jola doesn´t hurry, but at 1:45 i do. jola leads me to the action chamber. hard to describe, what followed then. one hour of great sex with no limits (except for the condom).

i´m reconciled with the club after this session, leave tired and exhausted and decide not to post anything until i have visited the club a secont time - the experiences had been to mixed...

intermission:

get ill, need long to recover, so the next visit has to be postponed.

end of intermission:

2nd visit, september 29 - the language trainings:

i arrive at the club at 10 am, nearly driving against the house wall on parking. since i has misse the wall, i had to ring the bell. works properly.

i`m welcomed very friendly and go sownstairs for a shower. some minutes later a friendly lady informs me that i didn´t swoth out the car lights.

great! running on the street naked, wet and with shaving foam around my cock - something i ever dreamed to do...

but it isn´t necessary. the friendly receptionist is willing to swith out the light for me.

things can´t get worse from now on. i begin intense testing of the new coffee machine. following latest studies, coffee dirinkers are more active sexually, have healthier teeth (ha ha, see intermission) and are protected better against liver cancer. at 11 am i´m sure they didn´t test the coffee at malibu. club-standard, nothing to write home about.

i recognize that i don´t need cigarettes anymore, except when being at the club. the cigarette machine is extremely friendly, too. says "vielen dank" at the end.

meet friends i was dated with.

at noon i recognize jola sitting on the couch next to mine. remember last visit´s experiences and move over. arrive without accident. have to realize that jola´s german skills are , hm, capable of development. but my polish is even more expandable. non-verbal communication works as good as on my last visit...

after some time we decide to sook for a more intimate place for further communication. still recovering, i concentrate on the auditor´s role. jola´s "speech" is excellent, changing the pace for the auditor´s enjoyment, not too concentraded on the main theme ans also caring for neighbouring themes...

after 30 min. she manages to reach the conclusion of the speech. standing ovations by the audition, only one small auditor had to spit...

a perfect monologue, has to be repeated...

on the way back to the showers i meet newly arrive friends, and we have a good time joking, flirting with the girls and eating pizza. still flirting doesn´t animate the girls to work. i´m glad i´m with friends. although i forgot the playing cards again.

after some time i have to look out for my next victim. i´m interested in monika, who says to be 26 years old and can hardly speak any german or english. judging from my experiences with jola, this is a good sign. after a short smalltalk on the couch she leaves for diner - her meal has just arrived. she claims to need just "one minute", but i answer she should enjoy her meal without hurrying.

after a while - i´m sitting together again with my friend - monnika reappears. mixing polish, english and german in a conversation is really fun with a girl as sweet as her. i get fkk-feelings for the first time in this club.

monika excuses herself. she has to brush her teeth after diner. big point for her! she´s back after five minutes.

a short while later my friend leaves the club. monika suggests to make use of the yaccuzzi. shortly before, i had explained to my friend that i don´t like yaccuzzis at clubs for hygienic reasons. and a man has to show character. so, to the yaccuzzi we go...

there are other guests sitting in the yaccuzzi already and we celebrate a funny water battle which ruins monika´s make up. i´m happy to realize that she´s a natural beauty. another big point for her!

monika and i want to warm up in one of the saunas afterwards, but both have 60 degrees celsius only. a big minus for the club (the problem showed up as easy to solve on my next visit), but 60 degrees is wnough to warm up.

to a room we go. it´s the same room i had visited with jola some hours before. again i condentrate on the auditor´s role and enjoy monika´s technique. softer and even a little bit more discursive than jola´s speech, supported by a tongue-piercing, her style is absolutely convincing. lay back, be lazy and let the girls serve you. life can be wonderful! this has to be repeated, too!

although i´m still weak from having beeb ill for a long time.

a third language test wouldn´t make sense today. so i leave after having relaxed at the fireplace for some timen

upon exiting i get asked if everything was ok. i´m thinking about jola ans monika and answer: "yes". i had forgotten the sauna-thing already...

3rd visit, october 3 - the birthday party

one of the funders of the german römerforum had planned to celebrate his birthday at malibu on that day.

so i arrive at 10:05 am. to watch if the place is nice and clean. mainly i was too lazy to prepare my brekfast at home.

having brought the car breaks on the right temperature before the last curve, i have no problems to stop the car today. i run araund the car three times to make sure that the lights are out.

shower.

breakfast.

after having visited malibu four days before (and world two days before), i´m "running dry" and watch the girls absolutely relaxed.

the party guests arrive one by one and in the end even the jubilee appears.

the party starts, and all in all we have a very good time.

the women on the couches haven´t. most probably they are too shy to participate in a talk that is held by a dozen of men in german. that´s ok for me. on my first visit i wasn´t in the mood to participate in conversations which were held by 5 or more women in polish. now they know how one feels in such a situation.

even taking into account that some of the girls work from 10 am. to 4 am, the girls are (with some exceptions) too passive at malibu. maybe it´s club policy, that the girls are not allowed to animate the guests (everyone having been at oase can understand that a certain kind of animation can be a pain in the neck), but what the girls at malibu practice is exaggerated restrain.

at 10 pm., i recognize a woman who is less shy. i place myself close to her at the bar and dhe really starts some conversation. that´s a sensational fact for this club!

it´s miriam, a woman i had met at fkk-beach 12 months ago. she claims to remember me. but that can´t be true. she wouldn´t smile anymore, then... ;)

miriam has lost some weight and is now a really slim, extremely good looking woman. and a very charming one.

after a short while at teh bar we want to continue our conversation on one of the couches, but they are all occuoied. so miriam calls for a room. great idea, could have been mine! :)

we go to room 3, where i already had held my auditions on my last visit. miriam kisses and tastes well. after two club-days of excessive lazy-f***ing i´m still not in the mood for intercourse. but this time i like to lick her. she answers ba counterfeiting. at the bar we had played a game "who laughs first, loses". i had won three times. here in the room, we play a modified version of the game. this time, miriam wins. anyway, all in all it is a 3:1 for me. and i had to play outwards... ;)

later i get tired, the coffee doesn´t help. i leave the club a 3 am.

it´s been a very nice party. but it was a pity, that the girls didn´t disturb us...

the stats, in order of appearance:

name: justin
origin: poland
year of birth: ~ 1983
hairs: brown, straight, long
figur: slim, a/b-breasts
height: approx.. 1,75 m
tattoos/piercings: pierced belly-button
other: great action, no gfe

name: jola
origin: poland
year of birth: ~ 1984
hairs: artificially blonde, straight (sometimes curly), shoulder-length
figur: slim, b/c-breasts
height: approx.. 1,60 m
tattoos/piercings: pierced belly-button
other: great action and gfe.

name: monika
origin: poland
year of birth: ~ 1979
hairs: artificially blond, curly
figur: slim, b-breasts
height: approx.. 1,65 m
tattoos/piercings: can´t remember, was on cloud 7...
other: great gfe

name: miriam
origin: slovakia
year of birth: ~ 1979
hairs: artificially blond, curly, shoulder-length
figur: slim, a-breasts
height: approx.. 1,70 m
tattoos/piercings: pierced belly-button
other: great action, no gfe

have fun,

novize
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Routard
10-05-05, 16:09
Excellent report Novize, it's allready linked in the "Reports of distinction" thread. However, you did not mention the available girls. Are there still 6-12 girls to expect, as you mentioned previously in another report?

Malibu could be compared to Parksauna regarding the quality of girls, size, but also the lack of animation from the girls, no?

Novize
10-05-05, 18:04
yes, there are 6 - 12 women working on a normal day.

Since some/many of the girls are working at Starlight Ladies and Malibu, it might be possible for the management to get in more ladies if there are too many customers at Malibu and more women are needed.

I added the number of girls in the report...

Thanks for the commendation... :)

Have fun,

Novize

22acacia
10-05-05, 22:28
Well, since the cat's out of the bag already, I'll post my small, quick review on Malibu. I haven't read it, but I'm sure Novize covered everything so I'll just post the things that will bring me back. I visited late on a Sunday early in September. As advertised, the entrance was 35 euro. The food was pretty much nonexistent, but you can order pizza. There were about 6 girls there including the notorious Anita from Starlight and Justin. I had a session with Justing-very good as usual. Anita was too tired, having been there the entire day (1000-0300). These two Polish beauties were joined by Miriam from Slovakia whom I wish to see the next time I visit. The facilities are much nicer than the old FKK Beach, with an outdoor whirlpool as well as 2 saunas. The downstairs rooms with bath tubs look interesting and the main living is very comfortable, with soothing, conservative colors and comfortable leather couches. Anita suggested to show up early enough for breakfast. I will return, hopefully as early as this weekend. My flight lands in Frankfurt early on Sunday--I better upgrade to business class to be fully rested for my day! :)

SinglePro
10-09-05, 03:34
There is no introduction about FKK club near Koln?

Unbelivable! That's a fantastic place!It's unbelievable that no one answered your question. I'm not sure what you meant by "introduction". There is an FKK club in Koln called Sudbad. I'm surprised that I don't hear any one here talking about it. Very strange! What happened? Has anyone been there lately or even heard of it? The last time I was there was almost 2 years ago. I heard they've changed the pricing structure by making you to pay the entrance fee plus a mandatory one session with any girl you like. If you don't see any girl you like, that's too bad. In that case, you'll have to pick the one you dislike the least because you've already paid for it.

Here is the address:

Mathias-Brüggenstr 10
50827 Bickendorf, Koln

GabrielPontello
10-10-05, 12:32
I visited Colosseum 3 times in 4 days and was not impressed due to the small number of girls (aprox. 15) and the lack of some real gem tough the average was quite good.
The club facilities are good, not far as the quality from the Oase/World/Palace ones, tough the place is smaller (the Palace is the closest to Colosseum as for many reasons).
The service level has been always high; girls are very professional and hot, but none really wild.
The price system is exactly the same of the Frankfurt area’s clubs (60€ admittance, 50€ half hour BBJ/daty/kiss included, 50€ any extra).
1st day
Talked with different girls but chosen Cindy (from Germany, long blond hair, nice but nothing to write home about), Sandy (from Germany, a cutie and really professional, same as above), a 3rd pick I can’t remember (I’m getting old…) and MELISSA, from somewhere in east Europe, the cutiest I’ve seen along the 3 visits.
Melissa has a bored face and looks unpleasant but is totally different in the room.
We had a good time together and she surely worths the price you pay.
2nd day
I came back with a collegue and he suggested me to pick up Ana, from Poland.
She is a skinny blond really involved in sex if pleased but doesn’t like very much to be daty.
Also tested again Cindy (just to warm me up) and went with Marlena, a polish close friend of Ana, very nice with a girlfriend attitude.
3rd day
I saw a new entry, Angelina, Spanish/german, and wanted to make a test.
She is very nice in my opinion, tall (1,76), with marvellous curled black hair and a big, nice breast.
We spent 1 hour together trying to let her come (I’ve been close to die for an heart attack…) but couldn’t get it. She is the best pick of these visits to Colosseum, probably because she is working only since 4 weeks and is not yet such professional as many others are.
Have had also Ana again, an high level choice and closed my stay in Augsburg with Cristina, from Lithuania, a former Atlantis, Oase, World and Palace girl.
She is going to the 3rd year of this job and any expert can understand what I mean, but provides a good service and is a cutie (unbelievable eyes…).

The atmosphere is far away from the Frankfurt clubs; I saw only few, very few public action and also the kino is dead and none have sex there.
Colosseum is closer to a brothel than to a FKK. Girls are nake (wed. is dessous day) but sit by their own or talk with the other girls (it remembered me the ParkSauna Wildenrath). It looks unsual to “flirt” with some girl like I usually do in the Frankfurt area clubs.
I easily found the club thanks to a GPS system; I guess it would been hard by myself.

Flower
10-10-05, 23:50
I went there on Sunday night at 12.30. Easy to reach with S-bahn. At 300 meters from the S-bahn station, it is a brand new venue. Kitsch furnishings. Very kind personnel. When I went in there were 10-12 clients and 12-15 girls. Half of them were below 6. Noone deserved an 8. I went with the one I considered more appealing, but it was a disappointment. She is moroccan, her name is Shila. Short, thin, long black curvy hair. Small tits with big nipples. She only spekas German and Arabic. Doesn't do DFK, makes bbbj only at the begininning then makes it covered. Doesn't like her job. Avoid her. Everything stops at 3.30 am in reality, some girls leave at around 2 am. It gives the impressiono of an empty place even though is not big if compared with other most famous FKKs like Oase and World.

22acacia
10-12-05, 02:57
So once again, €35 entry fee for Sunday "Happy Hour" is too much to resist, so after taking a nap following my flight into Frankfurt, I arrived at 9pm. The food was as unimpressive as last month: some cold cuts, bread, pre-packaged bratwurst, cereal, some fruit and juice. It's no wonder they have a good relationship with the local pizza place.

There were 8 girls that I counted including some familiar faces: Anita, Justin (both from Starlight Ladies), Jola among others. All were Polish with the single exception of a girl from Hungary whose name I can't remember now. Like Novize says, it's very laid back here. So laid back, in fact, it's quite boring. The girls don't take any initiative, instead sitting on the couches alone or in groups, content to talk amongst themselves. Even direct eye contact and smiles don't break the ice.

So I decide to sit next to Anka (Aska). I couldn't quite understand her name despite repeated attempts and apparently the next gentleman to spend time with her couldn't understand it either. Anyway, she has long, dark hair, 23, about 165 cm in heels, and comes from...Poland. She immediately warmed up and despite her lack of English or German, we became more acquainted. One of the things I come to find out is that she's only been there for 30 minutes! Just my luck! She has b/c-cup breasts and a slight belly, but otherwise she's quite attractive. Off to the room where her BBBJ technique is quite good and her French skills were nice and soft. Her complexion is tan, but there were no tan lines from the sonnenstudio. She enjoyed DATY and cowgirl and mish were fun. We spent the remaining time in each others arms.

So I take an entire couch to myself to relax for the next session. Damn, Anita is busy again! Three hours come and go (very slowly) and despite smiling and making eye contact with her, I can't seem to get her before another client does! What poor luck! Ready to give up on her, I take a seat next to Katarina?, a blonde from Poland as well. She was so totally cold, boring, uninterested, I decided to move on. She must be very tired.

While sitting there, Jola and Betty? began flashing a blue LED light at everyone. This playfulness got my attention, of course, and I sat with Betty? or something like that. 27, with shoulder-length brown hair, she has b-cups and a decent body for her roughly 168 cm frame. Her German is not very good (come to think of it, neither is mine :() but her English is passable. We carry on a good conversation and have some good couch action for longer than 30 minutes it seemed. Much like the other girls, she had been there since 10am and works until close at 4am--18 hours! I had heard this from Anita last time, but I chalked it up to an anomaly, thinking she was working longer because of the recent opening last month. But here it’s confirmed, not only from Betty, but also the cold Katerina, that many of the girls work 18 hours-a-day, spending the night in FKK Malibu! So, of course, I look at my watch and calculate that the girls had been there for 14+ hours at this point! So, I guess it is no wonder that the girls are largely bored. All they see the entire day is the inside of the club and eat terrible food, and at the end of the (long) day, they don’t even have a home or apartment to go home to.

Perhaps it was all the Radeberger Pils I had been drinking all night, but these thoughts were far from my mind. Spending time with Betty on the couch, and finally getting some good couch action (a first, it seems, in this place!), I suggest we move to the room. We pick a room downstairs. Her BBBJ was very good and we go through the standard positions. She informs me the half hour is almost up and I tell her that we stay for a full hour. She seems surprised, but we basically spend the next 30 minutes caressing, talking, etc.

So for 7 hours, I had two reasonable sessions, terrible food, some bier, but for the most part was bored the entire time. I saw the same terrible DVD three times, but in the end I couldn’t help but thinking about the quality of the girls’ lives. Betty said that she works 7 days a week and Anita and Justin have to work at Starlight when not at Malibu. Maybe if Melanie can get more girls, they can have more time off and be able to give better service. Unfortunately, I don’t see a change to this slave labor-type environment. Malibu is small and far from Frankfurt and probably not capable of attracting too many workers. There’s some talent there, they just need time off to stay focused...

Novize
10-12-05, 08:57
22acacia,

did you test the pizza? It´s really good. The entrance fee includes a 10,- € voucher for the pizza service.

The long working times for the women are still a problem. Malibu hasn´t enough women so far to fill two complete shifts. So some girls (of Starlight Ladies mainly) have to work from morning to morning. But since I could read some new names in your report, things seem to improve in this matter.

The worst problem for the guys still seem to be, that:

a) most girls don´t take the initiative. They just sit around (bored themselves) and wait for the men to approach them. Working up to 18 hours each day makes them tired and enjoy couch-potatoeing.

b) mainly caused by a), one has to suffer a boring time between the sessions (if not there with friends). When being there alone, the atmosphere is very low.

For a meeting with friends it´s a nice, intimate place. You can play cards without being disturbed and have girls to comfort you between the games. But it´s definitely not a place (yet?) to visit alone...

Have fun,

Novize

GabrielPontello
10-12-05, 16:57
just a small add-on to my previous report...

Colosseum doesn't serve any food to the customers, only some fruit (hard like a rock...) and drinks
if you want to eat, you must order from a menu held at the reception

prices are low as well as the quality of the food

Stano
10-15-05, 12:48
Since yesterday there is a new FKK in Cologne : FKK Sudbad runned by the managers of the Bernds sauna club. So let's hope that the quality is the same than Bernds

see website for more information : www.sudbad.de

Vitoriabitter
10-16-05, 12:42
Hi,

I'm going to visit Dusselldorf and surrounds over there weekend 3/4 December.

I will have a car etc, so if anyone has any special advice, or wants to team up - pls feel free to PM me.

B regards,

VB

Ronald351
10-19-05, 16:33
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Rain City
10-24-05, 05:48
I have a trip to Germany coming shortly, and would like to get the infomation about Golden Time -- mainly hotels and transportation. So far, the only hotel in the nearby area I found is Hotel Lenhsen in Elmpt. Are there any better hotels in the area (in terms of the transportation logistics). I will use train/bus from Frankfurt, then taxi between the hotel and the club. It seems I need to take a train from Frankfurt to Kolm, then to Monchengladbach, then a bus to Elmpt. Shall I stay at Monchemgladbach or Venlo? If so, any good hotel recommendation? I don't need a fancy place. Just a basic cleanliness would do.

Another question is if I should allocate one more day and check out PHG during the same trip. Would it be worthy of visit? It seems GT is much better place in the region nowadays.

Thank you in advance for your help.

Routard
10-24-05, 12:45
There is a hotel at walking distance from Goldentime. It's a small guesthouse managed by a Thai woman. Basic but clean, bathroom in the corridor 25€/night including breakfast. Unfortunately, I don't remember the exact location. It was in Alst I believe, in front of a...sex club (didn't try it!). But the management of Goldentime can give you the exact location. When I left Goldentime once at closingtime, I asked the management for a nearby hotel. They called her, and I could enter at 1am.

Even if Goldentime is better than Happy Garden nowadays, it's still worth to try both for a change. Both clubs are in remote areas, and a renting car will avoid much hassle with public transport.

Fkk Lover
10-24-05, 17:11
http://www.heide-camp-gastro.de/

This is a penzion about 5 minute walk away. It's clean and functional and 30 euro a night w/ breakfast.

Ebauche
10-24-05, 17:34
Went a few more times of late, primarily because the Palace is too far from Stuttgart. Been giving Augsburg Colosseum some thought though.

VISIT 1:
Let myself get picked up by Maleska (Mal-ESH-ka), Russian name but German girl. Big german girl, taller than me without her heels, and she was wearing 4" spikes. Thick waisted, but not really fat. I had arrived, showered, and hopped in jacuzzi to work on sore back. She joined me, and was sweetly pushy, something I usually don't like. We cuddled and kissed in tub a bit, then went to room. Good kisser, pretty good BBBJ, but too much handwork. Her hands were too rough and technique not to my liking. I prefer cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, but she jsut didn't have the legs to get some good pumping action going. She was willing to work really hard though, and sucked like a Hoover. Offered anal, and I probably should have taken her up on it. Might see her again for that, and the fact she was sweet and a very hard worker, but not for any other reason. Given technique, just couldn't get off with her. 55, no extras, no tip.

Shortly thereafter, since I did not have to worry about recovery from a non-pop, I went back with Maria again. My favorite middle-aged, deaf blonde German girl. Started on couches tucked into back corner out of general sight. Got a good BBBJ and balllicking for about 15 minutes. went back to room. The girl likes to get vigorously assfucked. Bent her over double in a chair so she was wedged in tight, got her good and greased up, and slamed away until she started grunting and thrusting back into me like an animal. Most visceral piece of greek I've had. Diamond in the rough. Works weekdays only. Only 110 for session+greek.


VISIT 2:
Saw that the Cubanas I lusted after were there. Went with Milly, the prettier of the two. Tall, long curly black hair, mulatto, big hangers for tits, big floral tattoo on her belly, another on her right shoulder/back, and something else tattooed in the small of her back. She was TOO RUSHED! Light kissing, BBBJ for no more than 15 secs, on with the raincoat, plopped on top of me. To quote another poster on another thread (can't remember so this is my attempt at props), her pussy was as baggy as a clown's pocket. Got lost in there. She didn't have the legs to get going, and started asking if I was finished within about 3 minutes. I stopped the action, rolled over and asked for a backrub, to which she lamely complied. Would not see again and would not recommend. 55, no extras, no tip.

While resting up in the jacuzzi after a shower, caught the attention of a pretty little thing with a flower in her hair. Told her I wanted ot make sure to see her later. She was getting tied up with another customer and I wanted some food. A while later, my stomache full, she came smiling up to me. Her name was Adina (a-DEEN-a), German-born Turk from over enar Dusseldorf. Million-watt smile. Long curly hair, Polynesian flower over her right temple. Petite, wonderfully proportioned, and really tight body. Small tattoo on left ankle. Good kisser, great BBBJ, excellent cowgirl. We really clicked talking as well. Kept her for an hour. Gave her a massage, then went down on her. She started to finger herself while I licked, then pulled my face up to her clit. I kept at it until she started squirming uncontrollably - apparently I'd hit a sweet spot! 110, plus a small tip. Will definitely see again. She often works Palace, and occasionally other clubs. First time at Haus.


VISIT 3:
Should have known better. Went with the OTHER Cubana in the eternal struggle of hope over experience. This one's name is Wendy. Looks as if she could be Milly's sister, but she's not. Same hair, same tits, no tats though. Getting divorved from a Dutchman and decided to sell her ass for a living. I can tell why the Dutchman is dumping her. Same quick are you done yet routine as Milly. Won't see again or recommend. 55, no extras, no tip.

Pickings were slim on this Sunday night. For whatever reason, picked Anna, an Argentinian-born part timer from Milan padding her income as a buyer/trader of Chinese knick-knacks. Straight black hair. Looks like an OLD Angelina Jolie in the face, but an AJ who's had a facelift or two gone wrong. She's got big lips, and a pretty tight bod for an old broad, so I thought she'd be good for BBBJ. Wrong. She'd lick my cock, wipe it with a tissue, lick, wipe, lick, wipe. On and on, no rhythm, no technique, no balllicking, just so frustrating I told her to quit. No CIM, no kissing. And her skills in the saddle left a lot to be desired as well. Would not see again, would not recommend. 55 no extras, no tip.

Having not actually busted a nut with either girl thus far, I picked Nok, a tiny Thai with implants and long straight black hair. Very friendly, great smile, very tiny, a spinner. I figured, nice face, great full lips, this could work. No. Light kissing (disappointing), pretty good BBBJ (but no CIM), no balllicking. She was able to get the Thai squat thing going, but tired out too quickly. Finished her off from behind. I prefer THEM to do the work, lazy bastard that I am. She was only OK. Would not see again or recommed. But, she was better than Anna or the Cubanas. 55, no extras, no tip. Made sure I got exact change from desk just ot make sure she didn't pocket an extra 5.

Lesson here is that I stopped following my own common sense. Ask very clearly and bluntly about limits BEFORE heading to the room. Be prepared to walk away, particularly with slim pickings. Consider your entry fee a sunk cost.

Generally, Haus has some pretty good talent. Not up to Palace level, but pretty good. I hit a bad streak focusing on some "strange." And, I didn't make sure to connect and understand. I'll recover. Always get treated well by staff, Illona (owner) is great, and I love to get the chance just once to bang Eva, the bartender. She's got a great set of knockers, but one hell of a temper. Wouldn't want to get on her bad side.

Rain City
10-24-05, 18:50
Thank you guys for the information. In order to go to the pension near GT, shall I take a taxi from Velno or Monchemgladbach, or is there a better train station elsewhere? Furthermore, if I were to go to PHG, shall I stay at the pension two nights or any cheap but clean place nearby PHG? I know having a rental car would solve a lot of problems, but I would like to avoid driving unless it's absolutely necessary.

Cummin
10-26-05, 16:24
Hi,

Visiting Hamburg 3-6 Nov and wondering if anyone can give me any good info on clubs in Hamburg.

Went to Beverly ( Dusseldorff) a few weeks ago and keen to find something similar.
Any ideas/ comments on FKK 125 in hamburg?

Appreciate any feedback.

Rgds

Warsteiner
10-27-05, 18:16
Hi Guys,

I spent the last weekend in Cologne so thought I'd visit Samya to relax a little bit. I'd previously visited once in July and was eager to return.

The first visit was Sat 22nd and I arrived at about 7:30pm and paid the €50 entry fee. After showering and changing I went to the main room where there were about 12 women and 10 men. The quality of women was very high with at least 3 or 4 women who I would rate as 9 out of 10. After a quick look around I chose Petra who comes from Prague. She is not listed on the website but is about 1.65m tall with long blond hair and B cup breasts. A bit of small talk and then off to the room. She give good DFK and a pretty decent BBBJ although I found that she uses her hands too much rather than just her mouth. Finished off with CIM for an extra €25. Overall a good service and worth another session.

After relaxing in the sauna for a while it was time for the next session and I spotted Ahlem. As the name suggests she is Turkish but looks Italien. Her details are listed on the website and she has a really personality and puts you at ease straight away. I ended up having 2 sessions with her on that night and she gives a good BBBJ and is very energetic in the room although doesn't do any extras so if you're looking for somethind particular, you may want to try someone else.

After the 2 sessions with Ahlem I was pretty much worn out so I had a couple of beers and headed back to my hotel very satisfied.

The second visit was on Mon 24th and I arrived at about 1pm. Again there was about 12 women and it was also quite busy with about 12 men, which was suprising considering it was a work day.

As soon as I arrived I noticed Anna who you can see on the website. If you're in the club when she's there you'll know about it because she is quite loud and tends to be messing around a lot. Had a bit if a chat with her and then off to the room. This girl is highly recommended as she is very energetic in the room with DFK and a fantastic BBBJ including deepthroat. Had sex in a few positions and finished off with CIM.

Ahlem was also there so I had a long (2.5 hr) session with her for €200 before heading home.

After talking with a few of the girls it seems that a lot of men are going to a new club, which has just opened (Sudbad?) and there are fewer and fewer men visiting Samya. I also read on a German board that the locals are not happy about the amount and quality of the women in the club as the website reports that certain women are on holiday and they never return. I didn't see any evidence of either of these things but I haven't been going there on a regular basis.

If you're in the Cologne are I would highly recommend going to Samya for a few hours and I will definately be going back when I celebrate New Year in Cologne.

Toscana
10-28-05, 10:46
I have rather hesitated before making this report, because I wanted to see signs of some consistency. Anyone visiting this club in the Saarland, quite close to France, may have to travel some distance, so there must be a reasonable chance of good quality.

About eighteen months ago I wrote of the rather indifferent quality of the girls at this club, more from the looks than the service point-of-view. It seems there has been considerable improvement since then.

Until December last year the prices were too high. Now they have been reduced to more “standard” FKK-levels. Entry costs EUR 50, 30 mins with the girls also EUR 50, incl. kissing and BBBJ. CIM EUR 50 extra, anal open to negotiation. It should be noted that Neunkirchen has a number of other nightclubs in direct competition, and this was the reason behind the change. It seems the tactic worked. More men came, word got around amongst the women, and more women started working there more regularly. So, a kind of virtuous circle has been created, from which we benefit directly today.

Although there is quite a turnover among the providers, they nearly all say that they like the atmosphere at the club, where the management is close to them and remains flexible as regards working times etc.

The club is not a beehive of activity like the big Frankfurt clubs. They rely on a larger number of repeat customers, many coming also from France or Luxembourg, plus some Americans from Kaiserslautern. It is also not big. Of the other clubs I know the closest in size would be Görgeshausen, but Neunkirchen has no garden (there’s a yard for the sunnier weather) and no swimming pool. That said, it has always been very clean and comfortable. The main room is quite big with sofas along the wall and a small bar, there is a generous size Kino, probably about 10 rooms (never had to wait), a good sauna area with a new steam bath and the token exercise bike, and a rest area with soft woolly blankets where you can read or relax (or in my case sleep :-) ) between sessions. No meals, but occasional snacks and fruit. The girls are not permitted to approach.

The girls have always been pretty friendly, but now there are more of them, and the optical quality has risen. Even around midday nowadays there are usually 6-8 girls and the numbers increase late afternoon. They nearly always outnumber the men. I have rarely been there in the evenings, so I do not know how things go then. But the last three times I was there, I enjoyed really good sessions without exception. Because they rely on repeats, I sense no inclination to short change customers or to cheat. Few are real clock-watchers, and I have never heard of any disputes.

If the average age is a little higher than in the big clubs, the service level is also high. Mostly experienced girls who know and like what they are doing. My impression anyway. Germans predominate, but there are French girls for the niche market and the usual international, exotic mix among the rest. A couple of weeks ago I had a great session with the most gorgeous grandmother I have ever seen (!), and she so enjoyed herself that she reduced to EUR 75 for the hour spontaneously when we were at the lockers. A first in my experience. So, I too am now a pro, guys, I earned myself EUR 25 :-)

Just for the record, I was there two days ago and enjoyed two sessions. One with Cindy, a German short-haired blonde (about 23, average face, but immaculate body wearing a net-style shift). No kissing, but she cleared this beforehand. Again it was easily a 45 minute session for the EUR 50. And one hour with Lea, a Czech student related to the owner and only there for two months to save for the final year of her studies. This time I believed the story. She is a tall shapely long-haired blonde, probably 22. A great looker. Passionate with occasional flashes of porn behaviour – including a sensational wink before doing something unexpected – and for a part-timer real skill, I thought. Must get back to see her before she returns to Prague end of November. Another to look out for is Michelle, a French girl in her mid-thirties, but very sexy, athletic and flexible, in all senses.

There’s always an element of luck involved when going to smaller clubs, but I would say this one can definitely be said to be improving. Any French guys tried it recently?

Ortos
10-28-05, 11:31
Thanks, Toscana, for taking the time and effort to make this very well-written and informative report. It's always of great value to get the assessment of a "new" club, esp. from one of our stalwart regular contributors who is well acquainted with the quality (beauty/session-performance) prevailing in the Frankfurt and NWR clubs. So you are a good voice of comparison.

By the way, any general comments on how to get there by public transport and/or self-drive?

Thanks again,

Ortos

Toscana
10-28-05, 13:28
Congratulations on 300 reports down. Many more to come, I trust.

There is a German website for the club in fact: http://www.fkk-neunkirchen.com/ . But it is not much help with directions. It's not too difficult. Coming from Frankfurt/Mannheim you leave the A6 at the Kreuz with the A8 direction Neunkirchen/Luxembourg. On the A8 there are several exits marked Neunkirchen, but it is important to take the exit Neunkirchen CITY/Spiesen and drive in direction Neunkirchen (not Spiesen). Very soon you will see signs for Industriegebiet König, which is down in a valley (old steel mill area). After two or three turns (right/left/right I think) you're on the main street where the FKK is easy to find.

Public transport: sorry, no idea. Probably a bit difficult. NK is a bit of a sprawling mess.

Stano
10-28-05, 19:59
After talking with a few of the girls it seems that a lot of men are going to a new club, which has just opened (Sudbad?) and there are fewer and fewer men visiting Samya. (...)

If you're in the Cologne are I would highly recommend going to Samya for a few hours and I will definately be going back when I celebrate New Year in Cologne.I was in Sudbad a few days ago and I have posted a little report (with a pic) in "photo gallery" about this new FKK. I also have experienced Samya during the last months. My opinion is that I would now highly recommend Sudbad if you are in the Cologne area. Adres on their web side : www.sudbad.de
If you understand frenh, their is a detailed description and some reviews over Sudbad on this webside : http://groups.msn.com/FKKGUIDE

JdbJdb
11-03-05, 11:29
Last week I went to ColA.

Took a train from Munich to Augsburg (19 €) and a taxi from Augsburg station to ColA (10 €).

For my way back I asked a taxi at the reception, al the way to Munich for 80 €.
This club is quiet ok.

About 30 girls and much less man. Girls were complaining about this. Several girls were in the main hall with their pussys wel exposed, some of them fingering themselves to "seduce" men.

Ik had a nice session with Kristine. German father and Saoudi-arabian mother. Perfect English. Nice session with BBBJ, deep fingering, pussy licking, finished in doggy. Perfect service, 30 minuts for 50 €, no extra's.

Css111
11-09-05, 02:42
Do any of you have any opinion or tips on some of the clubs in Bochum?

More specifically, FKK Arabella or FKK Freudenbergstr. 39.

I am interest in are these primarily clubs for locals?

Thanks

Member #1006
11-12-05, 18:59
Yesterday I spent an afternoon in Goldentime in Bruggen.
It was my first experience with an FKK, and I must say I was very positively impressed.
The facility is nice and clean, the girls are gentle and welcoming even for a foreigner who doesn't speak german (only the basics... the good ones!).

I enjoyed three sessions, with three different girls, and was satisfied all three times. Between one session and the other, I used the hydromassage and the sauna, both clean and not too busy, even if being friday the club was quite crowded... I enjoyed also the conversation with other french guys who were there: the atmosphere was quite international...

All three girls were available for CIM and A-level, they asked me if I was interested once in the room.

The buffet, served at 18.00 was ok, but nothing remarkable. But anyway I don't think people go there fo the food :-)

There will be a next time for me in an FKK, maybe Goldentime again, since it's the closest, but this time during weekdays...

Member #1006
11-12-05, 19:02
Yesterday I spent an afternoon in Goldentime in Bruggen.
It was my first experience with an FKK, and I must say I was very positively impressed.
The facility is nice and clean, the girls are gentle and welcoming even for a foreigner who doesn't speak german (only the basics... the good ones!).

I enjoyed three sessions, with three different girls, and was satisfied all three times. Between one session and the other, I used the hydromassage and the sauna, both clean and not too busy, even if being friday the club was quite crowded... I enjoyed also the conversation with other french guys who were there: the atmosphere was quite international...

All three girls were available for CIM and A-level, they asked me if I was interested once in the room.

The buffet, served at 18.00 was ok, but nothing remarkable. But anyway I don't think people go there fo the food :-)

There will be a next time for me in an FKK, maybe Goldentime again, since it's the closest, but this time during weekdays...

I forgot to thank Routard for his precise street indications he posted a while ago... Whithout them I think I would have driven around the area for at least 30 minutes without seeing the place...

Thanks Routard, your name is a guarantee!

El Chapin
11-12-05, 22:20
Do any of you have any opinion or tips on some of the clubs in Bochum?

More specifically, FKK Arabella or FKK Freudenbergstr. 39.

I am interest in are these primarily clubs for locals?

ThanksWell, all of these so-called "red carpet clubs" are certainly frequented mostly by the locals, and some of them even won't let certain ethnicities (arabs, turks etc.) in. Apart from that, paying customers are of course always welcome, and a good number of the girls there speak english to varying degrees.

The atmosphere might be not as nice as in the bigger Frankfurt clubs, which is reflected in significantly lower prices - entrance fees and girls alike.

Mtang64
11-13-05, 07:00
I want to to goto St. Tropez this weekend but need a companion. Any suggestions about where to look or who to contact ?

Routard
11-13-05, 11:21
Hey, you are the guy from the Paris thread looking for a sauna! Did you find one? I'm glad you finally made it to FFK. Welcome in this new world and the beginning of a new addiction.

Doctor_Skank
11-14-05, 09:32
yesterday i decided to revisit cocoon, a club i have always enjoyed.

cocoon seems to have settled into its own niche, with a price structure and arrangement that sets it in between its more expensive cousins like world, goldentime, oase or phg and the cheaper no-frill ruhr area clubs like arabella or f39.

entrance is 35 € during happy hour, which is 8-11pm daily. normal price 50 €.

sex is either 25 € cbj + sex/20 minutes or 35 € bbbj + sex/20 minutes.

the club is small and "kuschelig" (cuddly) as described by römerforum. cleaner and warmer than f39 or arabella, the atmosphere is good although it doesnt have the gloss of the bigger more expensive clubs.

the most important factor is the girls. in my experience cocoon usually has between 10-15 girls working at any one time. sometimes there are problems getting rooms and often most of the girls are simultaneously occupied. this has happened to me nearly every time i have been there and sunday was no exception. free beer and buffet help pass the down time, but cocoon is certainly a club where you have to make your move fairly quickly when you spot a girl you like.

i would classify the standard of girl as average to above average, although many girls seem to have the extra 5-10 kgs that many pros seem to put on after time. it pays to examine your choice closely before selection. as one who prefers thin and fit girls, i only spotted 4 of the 10-15 girls that i was interested in. 2 hot blondes, a thin strawberry blonde and a mulatta brazilian were the best.

thinking the mulatta brazilian was moroccan, i selected her first. her (code)name is lara, she has pretty green eyes and is in fact half-german, half-brazilian. speaks german well and some english. although her body was only good and not great, she did have nice skin and a pretty face as well as a beautiful round ass. her oral technique was quite good, but the best was fucking her from behind, her flat on her stomach and her legs together... pushing down on her pillowy yet shapely ass was pure heaven, rarely have i enoyed this position as much as i did with her. kind of the j.lo ass effect, even though j.lo is hardly my type. very good nonetheless, with good bbbj and dfk, as many positions as i liked. only negative thing on her to report is that she seemed to have trouble with other customers. i once saw her crying as she went to the ladies dressing room and later she seemed to be having an argument with one of the 8 or so drunk (but friendly) dutchmen there. management was involved and although the scene didnt escalate, a dark-haired dutch girl was trying to manage the situation, it seemed that the dutchman was upset about something, if i interpreted correctly the fact that she didnt want to do anal. the girls reported that groups of dutch occasionally come to the club, but dont cause any troubles beyond getting a bit rowdy at times as most any group of men would.

my second choice was made after about an hours wait. i chose a thin strawberry blonde german code-named kelly. kelly was very thin, although not anorexically so. after the more voluptuous brazilian i felt like something more petite. it turned out to be a good choice.

kelly and i hit it off very well. she had a somewhat odd but not unattractive face and spoke german with a very slight speech impediment. since we had to wait for a room, we went to the sauna first where i massaged her with body oil and felt her up. not a gram of fat on her, she was shaved bare. a cup breasts, pussy was the protruding lip kind. really perfect skin with some freckles. delightful to the touch. she has a couple of piercings, but nothing too obtrusive.

in the sack she gave 110% and actually seemed to enjoy it al ot. given her thin frame, she was quite tight upon initial entry, but soon lubed up and really liked it hard. her bj technique wasnt great, but i didnt mind. it was more fun banging her in multiple positions in an aggressive manner, which she both encouraged and enjoyed. it took me forever to come and when i did she theatrically did as well, but her performance wasnt over the top. if she was faking, as i assume she was, she did a very good job of it, which i appreciated.

one odd thing that did occur with her when i was preparing for entry... from behind... she flipped around into doggy and as i kneeled behind her she grabbed my cock and seemed to be guiding me into her without a condom. there was this 2 or 3 seconds of silence and inaction while i waited for her to grab the condom and where she seemingly waited for me to push myself in, or as she put it "richtig reinstossen" (really push it in). i then mentioned the missing condom and she said "oh yeah, we shouldnt forget that". maybe it was really just an oversight, but it did strike me as odd, although she behaved absolutely normal in every other aspect, except for the fact that she seemed to enjoy the sex more vocally than most pros. she also was really sweating... made me wonder if she was perhaps on xtc, which boosts body temperature and reduces inhibitions.

all in all i think cocoon is a good choice if you want to spend around 100-150€ for 2-3 girls. quality of girl or facilities isnt really on par with the top clubs, but cocoon is cheaper and for the ruhr-area based monger, a nice alternative choice. it is above f39, arabella and the red carpet clubs in terms of facilities, although the quality of girl seems to be about the same. good selection is necessary, as the number of cute girls was limited.

btw: anyone ever know a girl named melissa (if i remember correctly), a thin turkish girl with "mehmet" tattooed on her ass? is she still around? in a comical situation, i actually remember reading the tattoo while poking her from behind and asking myself if mehmet knows his girl has a night job, even though i am sure he did. somebody had to earn money to make payments on his 3 series bmw... in any case, she had a great body and am wondering if she is still in the game. we had good vibe and i felt her body was ideal.

Member #1006
11-14-05, 12:32
Hey, you are the guy from the Paris thread looking for a sauna! Did you find one? I'm glad you finally made it to FFK. Welcome in this new world and the beginning of a new addiction.

I didn't find a sauna that inspired me, all the ones I found looked like gay clubs... so I decided to follow your advice and try a FKK, even if the trip was quite long...

But, it was worth the visit! A new addicted to FKK...

Toscana
11-21-05, 15:06
while many of you guys were philosophizing (entertainingly) about fkk etiquette on the general info thread last week, i did what you should all have been doing: i went to an fkk. ;-) i didn’t meet any forum members there, but then i had forgotten my pink bunny slippers, couldn’t form my little figure eight because i was not issued with an arm bracelet and someone had already ripped down the strobe light fitting when i swung up on the trapeze. :-) :-) so how could we have known who to look for anyway?

warsteiner gave a report on samya in cologne a short while ago. here’s a bit more.

where to start? ok, the girls: well, as usual a mixture, but there are some real crackers there. i guess you needed to know that first of all. more detail later.

the website: one of the best, but only in german. the directions are good, simple and accurate. the map is good. i really like the girls page, which gives detail about which girl will be there when over the next few days. valuable for the regulars. of course girls being girls, and especially in this profession, it will never be 100% accurate on presence, but it’s a good start. i calculate that about 80% of the 22 girls promised for the day were probably in fact there, but i didn’t stand up to take a rollcall. (just imagine! anna? here, sir! julia? yessir! cindy? present, sir! stand up straight, girl. eyes forward! those tits need a lot of good attention, report to me immediately after we finish. maria? no, sir, she’s in the room, sir.........) the impressive thing is that one of the girls i met was only on her second day at the club, but the following day she is already listed on the website.

samya is in the cologne suburb of rodenkirchen, which is good if you are coming from the south, because you will likely not get caught up in the horrendous cologne traffic jams. as so often it is tucked away in an industrial estate. car parking at the rear for about 20-25 cars. the building has a basement (changing rooms, saunas, masseurs), ground floor (bar and meeting place) and first floor (rooms). the website implies that there is a second floor for general use, but it’s blocked off to be used as sleeping quarters for girls. the club is only a year old. interestingly, although there is of course music all the time, there is no dedicated dance/disco area with pole etc. none that i detected anyway.

there are some differences from other clubs. firstly, unlike the frankfurt clubs, but more in line with nrw, the girls are not naked. about half are topless, all in various forms of beachwear, all of it fairly revealing. secondly the men wear bathrobes, not towels. thirdly, no bracelet. when you enter (friendliest welcome i have ever received upon entering a club), you are issued with a locker key on a band which you wear round your neck and given the robe, towels and slippers. fourthly, they serve alcohol (beer). fifthly, and uniquely among all fkks throughout the country, the girls are very kind and refuse to accept any money whatsoever.

no, ok, only kidding about fifthly. and even if you go against all the etiquette, staring coldly or averting your gaze making them feel totally worthless, they’ll still fuck you if you want it. amazing, isn’t it?

you change downstairs and go back up. as you enter the main room, the long bar is on the right. at the end away from the corner is a buffet area with a couple of stand-up tables serving breakfast rolls moving on to cake and fruit in the afternoon, and apparently warm food in the evening. the rest of the room is a selection of sofas placed in groups around the room. coffee from the bar, the soft drinks and beers you take yourself from the well-stocked fridges along the walls. the atmosphere is more of a modern, bright french-style café to me.

there are perhaps 10 rooms upstairs. the ones i saw were bright, spacious and more comfortable than i am used to. there were inclining mirrors behind the beds.

the pricing is standard nrw: eur 50 entrance, eur 50 for 30 mins, eur 25 next 30 mins, eur 25 cim, eur 50 anal, if offered. it wasn’t offered by many, it seemed, and certainly not to me. when i arrived, just after kick-off, there were 5 girls and 2 guys. the girls were immediately very friendly when i entered. both numbers increased and fluctuated quite wildly. sometimes hardly any girls available, other times seemingly all. late afternoon was the maximum i saw: perhaps 20 girls (75% german?) and about the same men. the smallish room was getting quite lively. i left early evening. you could get into contact with the girls easily, although they do not approach. i am not sure about english, but i did hear one girl talking in english to a couple of guys, so i think there should be no problem.

i found the best solution between sessions was to go down to the quieter sauna area where there are beachbeds.

the only negative point (apart from the absence of a hairdryer) was the shower and toilet area. the two main shower cabins are used by both men and women, otherwise you had to use the sauna showers. all were not too regularly mopped, so everything got pretty wet. part of the problem is a virtue. good organisation allows them to run the place with only two staff (keeps the price down), but the changing facilities suffered a little from neglect. i wouldn’t go on a party night.

for the record i went with two girls. there were quite a few others i would have just loved to get my hands on. some great classic blondes. the first admitted she didn’t know her name, but thought it was going to be kate (there was already one katya). it was her second day. but by the following day, she was confirmed as kate, ukrainian blonde from lvov. the site is kind to her, says she is 23, she told me 26. but she is a well-preserved 1.72 metres, a/b breasts, nipples still like a teenager’s, and with those full cherry-red slav lips which i am such a sucker for. average session. she’s not very athletic or flexible, so she preferred a rather uncomfortable position for 69. cim finish, well done.

second girl was the beauty that warsteiner went with, ahlem, a tiny tunisian girl. dark with north african skin teint. she is a real beauty, but barely 1.60 metres and hardly over 40 kgs. b/c breasts, bolstered but very nice, and very slim hips and beautiful arse. optikfick pure, but she really knows what she is doing and will take the initiative if you let her. great kissing, competent bbbj and 69 and a crunching cim finish. what i liked about her was that she asked me what i really liked, and subsequently gave my nasty little predilections full priority. if i had had more time i would have let her totally exhaust me. :-) one for a good long session. give samya a try.

Wanking
11-21-05, 16:01
Crackin report Toscana,

Id love to try an FKk that serves beer. I always feel like downing a cold one after a session. Of course after a few hours I would be a walking, talking, groping, pissed old fart!!! So maybe Im better off without the beer in an FKK.

Vitoriabitter
11-21-05, 21:57
Tosc, as always 10/10

Will be visiting on 3/4 of December...anybody wanna share some christmas cheer?

Spending the weekend in Dusseldorf/Koln.

Look fwd to hearinf from u.

Cheers,

VB

Peter
11-21-05, 23:34
Went here recently.

The set up of the club is amazing, great rooms, nice restaurant area, nice bar areas (although i really don't like the 1001 nights theme here and at Palace) and an amazing wellness area.

But for some reason there sure as hell aren't a lot of customers going there. The place is easy enough to find, right off the Avus (110) near the ICC and right near the KuDamm. They have over 600 lockers, but if there were 40 men on that night i would have been amazed.

The prices are a little high with entrance at 70€ and sessions at 60€, but i guess they think those are the local prices.

I was in La folie the day before and there it is 70€ for a session, but only a 14€ entrance fee. La folie is not as nice, but was more full.

Well, they made the club nice, but they had a horrible bunch of women. With very few exceptions i would trade the entire set of women against anything else they could find. it was embarassing how much they attacked every man, and with stupid comments that just made you want to run for the door.

I had a good session with leah who i knew from wildenrath a long time ago. that was decent, but the rest of the grls were horrible. I got guilted into a room by a dark brazilian named Sonja and it was an utter disappointment, where she avoided BBBJ.

they still are not charging the women any daily rent because not enough men are showing up, but the girls they have at the moment are ones who could probably not cover their daily rent at any other club. Pathetic!

It took Atlantis over 1.5 years to hit full stride. One can hope this club will pull it off too, the facilities are amazing, but not with the girls they have. No chance!

I heard they need 130 male customers a day to cover their costs. I think they are still a long way from that. with this lineup they will need backers with deep pockets, because at the current level there is no good return on investment from this puppy.

Christonice
11-28-05, 01:05
I weint there and had a wonderful time iwth one named Kira. Nice place,

Euro100
11-28-05, 13:35
Malibu, last Saturday

My flight from the US landed at 8 am. From the Internet I knew that Malibu opens at 10 am. I cleared passport control lightning-fast, got my suitcase, rented my car (a Smart Fortwo from sixti.de, two day total price all-inclusive: 11.89 euro – yes, this is not a typo). I found Heldenbergen and the Siemensstrasse without a problem and was at Malibu, a yellow one-story house in an industrial zone, at 9:30. OK, I had half an hour to kill and read the newspaper.

Finally, 10 am. I ring the bell and get buzzed in. Get this: happy hour entrance fee pricing at 35 euro. Includes 10 euro of free pizza order from Luigi and three coupons for alcoholic drinks. Right away I have the feeling that I cannot lose in this deal. The lady at the entrance is in her thirties, has a very pretty face and looks eminently humpable to me. (But I cannot talk her into doing the wild thing, as it turns out).

The receptionist tells me that it’s early and that the selection is still small, but will improve within the hour. OK, good enough for me. I can wait a bit.

First impression: nice place. As you enter, there is a small reception area. Proceed, and you can go straight into the main room, or turn right into a fairly long hallway, where the breakfast buffet was already set up, or you can turn left, where the small lockboxes for the valuables are, and where stairs lead to the basement and the main lockers and showers.

The buffet hallway leads to the women’s locker room. More about this later!

The main room is about 30 feet by 30 feet in size and very appealingly furnished. Now here is a place that looks like a good old-fashioned *****house is supposed to. There are five big black leather divans spread through he room (not just lined up along the walls like in Oase), the walls are painted red, on one side is a big old-fashioned wooden bar. There is a fireplace a couple of huge artificial palm trees with chains of light wrapped around them. A couple of high tables with bar stools, and assorted random furniture and decoration pieces. Plasma screen with porn going on one wall. OK, this whole room feels right. Minor detail at 10 am: no women there yet.

From the main room you get to a room of maybe 15 by 15 feet with two sofas and a big projection screen. Regular tv programming in this room. From this room, a hallway leads to the ‘rooms’.

Downstairs you first get to the lockers (note to Oase: check out what the Malibu people are doing, because it does not STINK in their lockers), next door three showers (big plus: no timers), then the sauna, then a room for the masseur (empty all day long, though), across the hall is a single toilet, then another hump room with whirlpool, then at the end of the hallway more lockers, presumably for the girls.

Big minus right away: the place is not warm enough! I had snowed the day before, and it was cold in Germany. So I didn’t even dream of checking out the outside facilities. But for crying out loud, it’s an FKK, and if you want people to walk around without their clothes on, it’s gotta be warm enough. At some point some idiot maintenance guy in a ski jacket came into the main room from the outside via the sliding glass door, and left it open. You have to wonder.

I take a long hot shower and get myself into uniform (towel wrapped around waste and the usual slippers). Upstairs in the main room I now spot my girl selection, which consists of … one fairly overweight lady. Since there is nobody behind the bar, I ask her to get me coffee. Then I get a dinner roll with Nutella from the breakfast buffet and eat. I see two or three other girls come in. Ahh, the selection is getting better.

But here is a pattern I observed all day long: the girls do not stay in the main room. Instead they take very long timeouts in the girls’ locker/lounge room. If Malibu wants to have any hope of surviving, this is the first thing they need to change. From sitting around for two hours and drinking coffee, I found out that about six or seven girls were present on Saturday morning, but a maximum of two were in the main room at any given time. And they were not in rooms servicing male customers. No, just hanging out in their little hideaway. Girls, if you want to be bored, at least do it at a place where I can ogle you!

So finally I spot Justine, from Poland. Her face is not the most appealing to me, but her body looks fine. In particular, she has nipples that are out of this world. I grin at her from across the room, and she gets the message, comes over and sits next to me. The usual couch action FKK-style foreplay, with DFK and BBBJ. Sold. We go to a room and have excellent oral foreplay for about 10 minutes. This girl has a mouth like a vacuum cleaner, and she sucks me right to the edge of coming. I resist, ask her to put a condom on me. We start mish, but my little head has already decided to get it over with. My big head tries to think about baseball. If you read my posts, you will see a theme: little head always wins. After about ten pumps - I kid you not - it’s all over. Oh well, we got the first shot out of the way, and the day is till young.

It is now about noon, and I am really feeling tired. Not having slept on the plane is catching up to me. I ask at the reception if I can leave and return later. No problem; she gives me a stamped ticket, and I am off to check into my hotel in Frankfurt. I sleep for about 4 hours and feel better.

Time to get back into the saddle! I am back at Malibu at 5 pm. It is now quite a bit warmer inside, because the fire has been going in the fireplace for a while. Better!

Minor incident: while I am in the shower, all lights turn off. Since it is pitch black, I run into the shower control handle, and the shower turns icy-cold. Shit - but still somehow funny. A few seconds later the lights come back on, and I resume my hot shower.

The selection is still not great in the main room, with only three girls present. There were more than 10 around, but they all mainly went back to the black hole and spent there most of their time. In the tv room there is another guy watching the end of the Bundesliga soocer on Premiere. Somehow the tv is not working, and only delivers one picture each second. So it is like watching soccer with a stroboscope on. There is also a fairly appealing fun lady from Latvia in the room. Her name is Marina. Huge artificial honkers, pretty face, blond curly hair, about shoulder length, tight lower body. OK, she is a possibility. Brings me a beer. Aha, good! Brings me another beer. And I get myself a Frankfurter Würstchen, the typical oversized Frankfurt style hot dog to eat. I don’t know what lead to this, but somehow we decide to take a picture of the hotdog next to my wiener with her camera phone. We need to use a lighter so that the camera has enough light to work with. She decides to keep the picture as a background picture on her camera phone. We aim to please.

I go to the main room to sit next to the fireplace and warm up. Some girl named Myriam looks pretty fine, and we chat a bit. But apparently I did not say “fuck me now” clearly enough. She says she wants to hook up with me later and vanishes into the black hole. Marina with the big headlights comes over to join me at the fireplace. She brings another beer. Who can say no now? I decide to give her a good hooter massage. DFK, very good BBBJ right there. We go to the downstairs room and have a really good session that last a bit longer than half an hour. But 50 euro is still all she wants. She was the highlight of the day for me.

Since I have to be a t a business dinner at 8, I decide to take a shower and call it a day at Malibu. I know that they start serving cocktails at 8 on Saturdays, but cannot stay around. So I give my drink coupons to Marina.

Bottom line: this place has potential. But for fuck’s sake, get the problem with the girls vanishing all the time cleared up. I will not return until I read somewhere that this has happened.

22acacia
11-28-05, 22:22
Euro100, you just found out the same thing Novize and I found out: it's boring at Malibu. Sure, the place is nice, but the boring atmosphere affects the girls too and they are satisfied to lounge around and do nothing. I'm not sure if they are still in the practice of working the entire day. Justin, Anita, Miriam, et. all admitted to me that they work from 10am to 4am--a long day indeed! But that doesn't mean it's not a good place. I had sessions with two Hungarian girls and was quite happy with them. And every time I go back, I keep looking for Miriam since I have not had a session with her yet, but I'm hopeful. Anita still looks good, but compared to the way she looked at Beach last year, I don't know. Justin, of course, is always fun to be with and she warms up the minute you sit next to her. Malibu is small, but €35,- entry during happy hour and on Sundays, drinks and free beer sometimes makes it worthwhile over the Big Three...

GabrielPontello
11-29-05, 22:10
after a month from my 3 visits in a row, I headed up again to Colosseum to take a look
the scene was quite the same, with about 20 girls but I could recognize just 5/6 of them from my last visit
the most were new (for me) and I found a bigger south american squad
at first I chossed again Melissa (what a beauty!!)from Dusserdolf and Ana, polish, already tested a month ago and both very responsive and nice
then I decide to refresh my portuguese and started chatting with a nice mulata, Soraya, from Recife, Brazil
I spent with her more than 2 hours talking, laughing, f***g, drinking and f****g again
she's very nice and I liked very much her but i also think I've been helped by the fact we spoke in his mother tongue (tough she speaks german and english)

Wry Cooter
11-29-05, 22:24
So I'm already starting to think about next year and doing the whole Oktoberfest / Colosseum pairing again. Can anyone recommend a nice hotel in Augsburg either in the city centre or within walking distance to Colosseum? Thanks.

GabrielPontello
11-30-05, 17:00
Colosseum is a bit outside downtown
there's a hotel very close to the club
if I'm not wrong it is a holiday inn one
check on some map of the city matching gubener strasse (address of the club) and the hotels available
I stayed at the IBIS hauptbanhof (49€/night)
it's really minimal (small room amd bathroom) but clean and quite new and the main station is at walking distance and you can get a taxi from there to CoLa
I don't know how much the journey is because I had a car

Routard
12-05-05, 22:24
Samya is a new FKK in Köln. It’s exact location is Kirschbaumweg 26A 50996 Koln Rodenkirchen and phone 02236 96 96 36. They have an excellent website www.samya.de.

When driving on the A4, take the A555 at exit 12 towards Rodenkirchen. Once on A555, take exit 3 again towards Rodenkirchen. Continue Following the sign Rodenkirchen, you will cross the A555. Go straight for 1.2 km and turn left at the second traffic light at Emile Hoffman Strasse. You are in an industrial area. Take the third street left again at Kirschbaumweg. After 150m, you will see Samya, a two-storey white building on the right side of the street.

With public transport, take the Ubahn 16 from the central train station in Köln, and after 25 min get out at Michaelshoven. It’ a 5 min walk from there. Else, a taxi will cost you 15€ from the central train station.

Samya is opened daily from 11am till 1am and Sunday from 3pm till 1am.

There is a safe and discrete parking at the back of the Club. The entrance is at the back, in the parking.

Once buzzed inside, you pay the girl at the desk the 50€ entrance. She will ask the size for your sandals, but also the size for your bathrobe. You will receive the towels, as well as the locker key to hang on the neck. She will ask you if it’s the first time. If it is so, she will give the additional information: 50€ entrance for all the facilities of the club, food and non-alcoholic drinks or beers. The massage is additional, and the fees for the girls are 50€/30min and 75€/60min. (not 25€ every next 30min, this means that 2 hours is 150€ and not 125€). This includes BBBJ, DFK and FS. There is a list of the girls and their fees for additional services at the entrance, but better to be discussed before. As a rule, CIM is 25€ additional, A level is 50€ additional. A girl will make you a visit of the Club.

You take the stairs to the basement to the locker rooms. The showers are also on the basement, as well as a relaxing area with a finish sauna, a bio sauna, a steam bath, the massage table and some excellent relaxing chairs. Airplane designers should consider these chairs as an excellent example. At that point, it has to be added that everything is sterile clean. Yes, it was a former clinic, but business is much better now that it has been transformed into FKK! You can still spot at the entrance door the sign: ”Zur Therapien”.

After the first shower, you can go back to the main floor with bathrobe and sandals. On the main floor is the main meeting area with the girls. Here also it’s sterile clean with a tile floor, but there is still a warm Mediterranean atmosphere. There are some sofas and tables, a main bar, the buffet area with a high eating table. There is no sign whatsoever that it’s a sex club (except the girls of course). The atmosphere is of a regular bar, even the plasma screens are tuned on sport channels, and don’t show the usual porn stuff. Food is self-service, as well as the cold drinks from the fridge. Coffee or tea is available at the bar. There is no outdoor area or Kino.

There are usually 15-20 girls, mostly between 20-30 aged, rated 6-8 and from Eastern Europe. On there website you can have the description, pictures, and schedule of most girls. Most have lingerie, but a few are naked.

Once you have met a girl, you can go for a room on the first floor. The girl will go to take a key and put her name on the file. This allows knowing if the girl is in the room or not. Feel free to ask for it if you are looking for a specific girl. The rooms are nice and big.

On the second floor there is a VIP area that can be hired for a group. They hire it even for professional purposes like business meetings, training or seminars think of it!

This Club is extremely customer minded. There are different VIP cards for regular customers. I met a Gold VIP member who comes every day as he lives two streets from the Club! At one point, there was a problem between a girl and a customer, the girl was asked to leave the club at once! I felt bad for her, as I had a nice session with her and everything was OK for me.

The general atmosphere can best be compared to Park Sauna Wildenrath: a club for regular customers, and girls are not allowed to engage conversation. But unlike Parksauna, girls are much more easier to speak with. Even the regular customers are very open towards first timers, and very soon you learn to know everybody, customers and girls. There is however no pre-session couch action. Most girls speak English.

One of the stars is the Tunisian Ahlem. Upon recommendation, I came to the club only for her. Unfortunately she was not there. I tried another Middle Eastern girl from Turkey, and session turned to be good. But it was a bad day for her. She had a problem at one eye that plagued her all night. And later she had that problem with a customer and was asked to leave the club.

When discussing with the other customers, they all recommended the Finish girl Marleen.
I’m addicted to latinas and middle eastern girls, but I had to admit that she was really beautiful. She was 21 but looked much less: petite A cupped firm body, snow-white skin, crystal clear blue eyes, platinium blonde long hairs. She was definitely the star of the night, and didn’t stay less than 5 min without a customer. It was noon, and I still could not catch her for the last session of my FKK tour. My next FKK tour will probably be several months later! I finally could manage to have a session with her, thanks to a regular customer that helped me introducing to her. No cleaned room was available anymore, so we went for the VIP room. It was wonderful seeing on the ceiling mirrors that small white body laying on my own body while holding the narrowest ass I have ever fucked. Unfortunately, the session turned out to be disappointing. She was quiet mechanic. She was probably tired of all those previous sessions, so I couldn’t blame her for that. At one point I even had problems focusing and nearly lost my erection when I looked at the shaved pussy I was fucking. Yes, her body looks so young, I had to persuade myself that I was indeed fucking a woman and not a minor girl! I hope this was not the reason why everybody recommended her.

I will not compare this club to the big three in Frankfurt. Those clubs are the top clubs by far, not only because of their size and incredible line-up but also because of their unique decadent atmosphere (gentle hassling, pre-session couch action, public sex…).In the Dusseldorf area, I will still prefer Goldentime and Happy Garden, but Samya can easily compete with Parksauna.

All in all a nice place to finish this FKK tour, after a wild night in FKK World. I had a nice discussion with a French guy who is a regular reader of our board. He knew about me and even about our figure 8 meeting in World. This convinced me that during our night in FKK World, there were for sure other silent readers present that night that knew about our figure 8. No one came to see us. But one could probably have given the information to the girl that discovered my identity. I remember the girl being very unclear about how she got the information about me. The girls will never tell anything about other customers (like doctor, priest or lawyer), and I respect them for that.

Beffen1
12-05-05, 22:51
routard,

glad that you met marleen but sorry it was mechanical. i know her well, having fallen in love with her at happy garden almost two years ago and then having a reunion at golden time. she seems to have found a home at samya, she's been there for many months and from what you say she is raking in the euros.

marleen can be hot and cold- she sometimes does not kiss very much, other times she will playfully give you the tongue and lighly kiss as much as you want, but don't look for dfk. her kitty and bum are mightly tasty, i would like to make a steady diet. her oral skills are superb, she gives the balls and nether regions the attention they deserve. she is a [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) spinner, great in any position, the ultimate optikfick who, if you get to know her, is very personable as well, providing a playful coquettish pse. she likes to chat and her english is good, though she is unsure of it. at golden time, we had a mirrored room with a shower, after sesx we showered together and then she bade me to rub her moisturizer all over those legs and baby buns while she hiked her legs up on the sink in the mirrored bath. i'll never forget. and her on-line photos help to keep the memories alive. soon i must get to samya.

regards,
beffen

http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php?gid=11
http://www.intimstory.de/det/0/0/46.php

Euro100
12-06-05, 00:57
Routard,

Great report on Samya!


I remember the girl being very unclear about how she got the information about me.

After talking with you at FKKW, I know exactly who the girl is that you are talking about :). And I also know 100% for sure that this girl reads the board herself. Because I also talked to her about the board. And I asked her for some additional details, which she gave me without hesitation. She reads!

In the end, if the providers read what we post, this can only be good for everybody involved. The feedback we can give them can help them improve their 'offerings'. And they know better what to expect from us.

euro

Fats
12-06-05, 05:09
Not to be confused with...
FKK Atlantik will have its grand opening this Friday (December 9th) with free entry. It is located in an industrial estate in the north of Hanau.

http://www.atlantik-fkk.de/

Routard
12-06-05, 12:41
Beffen,

Great description about Marleen! I have to add at this point that Marleen was the last session of my FKK Tour. Little Routard was painful, crying for mercy, being extremely sensitive after all the previous latex rubbing. Marleen was probably tired, but I was not in best shape also. I have to find a solution for my next FKK Tour, there are may be special more confortable condoms. May be somebody can recommendend me anything.

Stano
12-06-05, 16:19
There is a new big FKK in Castrop-Rauxel, 10 km from Dortmund : FKK Amnesia (www.fkk-amnesia.de).

Its a real FKK like the big ones near Frankfurt, with nude girls.

It is also said that the managers of the Golden Time will start a new big FKK near Mönchengladbach.

Routard
12-06-05, 17:23
FKK Heavensgate is one of the so called “red carpet clubs”, a group of dozen budget minded clubs in NRW belonging to the same owner. According the Dutch and German forums, Heavensgate is the best rated of them. The exact location is Swebering 36 46286 Dorsten, and phone 023 69-20 61 82. The website is http://www.fkk-heavensgate.de. It’s daily opened from 10am till 3am, even till 4am on Friday and Saturday.

Dorsten is 30km north of Duisburg. When on A31, take exit As Schermbeck (37) towards Wesel Wulfen, Schermbeck. Take Freundenbergstrasse (B58) and drive straight for about 4km. Continue straight on, but the B58 road will become Weselerstrasse. Continue straigh for again 4.5km. Turn right into Thuringerstrasse. Turn right again after 550m into Sweberingstrasse. After 150m, Heavensgate will be at your left side.

It’s a big white house in a residential/industrial area, with a private parking lot at the back of the club. Entrance price is 35€, but they have happy hour from 10am till 1pm, entrance is then only 25€. Believe it or not, 25€ includes unlimited drinks and food all day long! They have 4 buffet served at 10am, 2pm, 7pm and 10pm. Don’t expect for that price a hell’s hole. It’s surprising upscale and clean, of course, you are in Germany!

After you have been buzzed in, you pay your entrance fee and receive two towels, sandals, the locker’s key and the safe key. It may surprise you, but she will ask for your first name and write it down. If this is a problem for you, just give any name, nobody will ask for your pass, it's only for tax purposes.
All prices are clearly indicated at the desk at the entrance. As far as I remember:
FS+BJ 20min 25€
FS+BJ 40min 50€
FS+BJ 60min 75€
FS+BBBJ 20min 35€
FS+BBBJ 40min 60€
FS+BBBJ 60min 80€
Kissing is clearly mentionned to be always included, DATY is not mentionned, but is also included.

The safes are in front of the entrance desk. The lockers are in the basement, as well as the showers. You will probably bump into a few naked girls that are also taking a shower, as it is a public mixed shower, which is nice. Downstairs is the sauna, remember, that’s why you are here, all the rest that may happen between girls and men is supposed to be unknown to the managers!!! There is also a solarium, a whirlpool and a massage table.

On the main floor is the main meeting room. There are sofas and tables everywhere, but surprisingly no red carpet! Yes, there are instead much cleaner white tiles. It's nicely decorated, there are fake palms trees in order to give a mediterranean atmosphere. Heavensgate has become so popular that they increased the size of this area with a new wing made of wood. You have the usual TV screens with porn movies. At the back is the kitchen area for the free buffet, as well as the self service non alcoholic drinks. There is a table with some chairs to eat, which makes it easier also to socialize with girls or customers. The atmosphere in the kitchen is like at home, and believe it or not, when I say at home, I mean really at home: yes, the Heavensgate kitchen is exactly the same type of kitchen than at Routard’s home!!!

There is a nice outdoor area with outdoor swimming pool, garden, outdoor sauna and Kino. It was winter, so I have no idea how atmosphere can be outside during the summer.

The atmosphere is also surprising friendly. FKK Freudenberg, another Red Carpet Club had an atmosphere of…a burial. Everybody, girls and men were sitting on a separate sofa without speaking a word. In Heavensgate, you will be greeted by each girl and the customers tend to socialize also together. However, don’t expect the incredible atmosphere of the Frankfurt clubs. There is no couch action, and when you start to speak with a girl, she will be listening sitting on the other side of the sofa, like at an old fashioned tea party. Once you have chosen a girl, you will go upstairs to the rooms. The rooms are huge and really nice.

When I was there, there were about 15 girls aged 20-30, rated 6-8, most from Eastern Europe. All girls are naked. During the evening expect about 25-30 girls. At first I was not impressed by the overall look, but OK it was 10am in the morning. After a shower and breakfast, decided to go for a sauna. But when I entered, there was already a girl inside. It’s much nicer being in the sauna together with a girl of course. But she was not just a girl, she was a 10 rated playboy centerfold babe!!! She was in her early 20's, had blue eyes, long blonde hairs and a nice tanned skin. I watched her perfect shaped firm C cupped body laying naked on the wood of the sauna. I started to sweat, but fortunately, we were in a sauna. At that point, I have to mention that I am addicted to latina and middle eastern type girls. If a blonde girl makes such an impression on me, than she is exceptional. In fact she was the most beautiful of all girls I’ve seen during 3 days of FKK Tour, including all the girls of FKK World! She engaged conversation and appeared to be fluent in English. Her face looked familiar, but of course: ...she looked like Cameron Diaz. I went for a session with her.

And take this: I FUCKED THAT INCREDIBLE GORGEOUS GODDESS FOR…25€ !!!!!!! Remember, we are in a developed country in an upscale, safe, legal and clean environment. While I was fucking Cameron Diaz for 25€, some guys were getting for 200$ a quick handjob from a fat grandma in a dirty massage parlour.

All of you reading this report, please do me a favour. Each time you read on the forum somebody paid more than 200$ for less than an hour sex somewhere in the world (and there are a lot, even in third world countries), give him the link to this report, he will understand the chump he was. No offense, I have also been a chump when I started the game.

Heavensgate, there is no better place for such low price.

Wanking
12-06-05, 20:49
Routard,

You are a star , you provide such excellent info. I would be interested in visitng this club for sure. Bloody bargain basement prices!! I actually called them this evening but the lady who answered had not a word of English, so I have a few questions for you.

where is Dorsten?
What major city is it near?
How far is it from Frankfurt and Dusseldorf?
Are there any hotels nearby?
( i spent 1/2 hour looking for this info online and couldnt find it)

Does anyone speak English in this Club?
Would lack of German be a problem?

You say its €25 for 20 mins with a covered BJ and full serivice, so is every other 20 min increment an extra €25?

I presume DATY and DFK are included in the €25 price?

thanks

Fred

Routard
12-07-05, 13:54
Dorsten is 30km north of Duisburg. We are not in the Frankfurt area, but in the NRW area, at 70km from Dusseldorf. Take care, the club is in the Northern suburb of Dorsten.

Here a road description I have added in the the report. When on A31, take exit As Schermbeck (37) towards Wesel Wulfen, Schermbeck. Take Freundenbergstrasse (B58) and drive straigh for about 4km. Continue straight on, but the B58 road will become Weselerstrasse. Continue straight for again 4.5km. Turn right into Thuringerstrasse. Turn right again after 550m into Sweberingstrasse. After 150m, Heavensgate will be at your left side.

The girl at the desk spoke German, didn't try in English. But I remember having talked later with several girls in English, so language is no problem.

All prices are clearly indicated at the desk at the entrance. Ihave added this also to the main report:

FS+BJ 20min 25€
FS+BJ 40min 50€
FS+BJ 60min 75€

FS+BBBJ 20min 35€
FS+BBBJ 40min 60€
FS+BBBJ 60min 80€

Kissing is clearly mentionned to be always included, DATY is not mentionned, but is also included.

Fly Bob
12-07-05, 19:49
Fred,

There are no big hotels near Heavens Gate. The train goes close, 17 minute walk. You can get there easy on the train from most anywhere, except Frankfurt. The lady that buzzes you in does not speak ANY English. There are a number of girls that do speak English so you don't need to worry about your German or lack thereof.

The prices are real. €25 is for covered + FS and 20 minutes. If you go over that it jumps up to the next price level. €35 is for BBBJ + FS for 20 minutes.

The place is as clean as reported and is a good deal for the price. It is just a bit out of the way.

Enjoy,

Bob




Routard,

You are a star , you provide such excellent info. I would be interested in visitng this club for sure. Bloody bargain basement prices!! I actually called them this evening but the lady who answered had not a word of English, so I have a few questions for you.

where is Dorsten?
What major city is it near?
How far is it from Frankfurt and Dusseldorf?
Are there any hotels nearby?
( i spent 1/2 hour looking for this info online and couldnt find it)

Does anyone speak English in this Club?
Would lack of German be a problem?

You say its €25 for 20 mins with a covered BJ and full serivice, so is every other 20 min increment an extra €25?

I presume DATY and DFK are included in the €25 price?

thanks

Fred

Iseeu
12-07-05, 21:03
Routard,
Fabulous report. I am green with envy.
"She had blue eyes, long blonde hairs and a nice tanned skin. I watched her perfect shaped firm C cupped body laying naked on the wood of the sauna. I started to sweat, but fortunately, we were in a sauna."
LOL

Routard
12-09-05, 12:15
Iseeu (pronounce: "I see you", I didn't notice this untill I heard the pronounciation last week),

It's much funnier when you can put a face on the character of the story right? I can't believe how confident I am in the bunch of guys I met last week, even if I gave them enough information about me to destroy my life!

Routard

Wanking
12-09-05, 13:42
even if I gave them enough information about me to destroy my life! Routard if your wife ever catches you, you should immediately post it on the board, then we will all write sympathetic posts about the great mongerer you are, and how you have helped so many guys with the fantastic information you contribute to the board. You can then show your wife our posts of support, and maybe she will only cut off one ball instead of two!!!

Iseeu
12-11-05, 01:06
Routard,
IMHO - as the male of the species, to destroy our lives, we generally don't need any help.

But if you need to have confidence in a group of people to keep your intimate secrets discrete, what better group of people to trust than a bunch of horny bastards who stealthily travel around the world, unbeknownst to their closest family, life long friends, and trusted employers, searching for desperate females, who are often forced by circumstance to sell their bodies and souls for a couple of bucks.

Nes c'est pas?

LOL

Routard
12-12-05, 13:27
a bunch of horny bastards who stealthily travel around the world, unbeknownst to their closest family, life long friends, and trusted employers, searching for desperate females, who are often forced by circumstance to sell their bodies and souls for a couple of bucks.


Another description of the average profile!

Description of perfect life:

Life A: Good and stable job, big house in quiet suburb, lovely wife doing great cooking, nice kids doing fine at school, confortable car, stupid dog etc...

Life B: Wordwide traveling, hotels, restaurants, airplanes, flashing money and fucking hundreds of gorgeous girls begging to have sex with you...

Which life do you prefer?

I enjoy life B because of life A and life A because of life B. One will not destroy the other, but one needs the other. Life is short, better to live two at the same time.

I think I go back to my kitchen, I don't know why, it makes me feel horny since I have been to Heavensgate...

Iseeu
12-13-05, 12:31
"I enjoy life B because of life A and life A because of life B. One will not destroy the other, but one needs the other. Life is short, better to live two at the same time."

Actually, I can survive life A, because of life B and vice versa. But you're forgetting our other alter ego- Life C; life as an ISG contributor, where we bring it all together and try and bring sanity and normalcy to our other double lives.

Off to my cuccina here in freebie paradise, PRC ;->

Routard
12-13-05, 13:51
Here we are IseeU, back to where it started: we all need deeply ISG and not only to get the info. It's the only community where we can share our most intimate secrets and feelings. That's why I blindly trust a genuine ISG member, not for his life A or B, but for his life C. The only issue with ISG is that it is impossible to prevent people that have nothing to do on the board to read it (and sometimes to write on).

GabrielPontello
12-13-05, 15:11
It's the only community where we can share our most intimate secrets and feelings. That's why I blindly trust a genuine ISG member, not for his life A or B, but for his life C. The only issue with ISG is that it is impossible to prevent people that have nothing to do on the board to read it (and sometimes to write on).

What a "poetic" point of view...
I absolutely agree with you about the important service the ISG does connecting people that share the same interests and are on the same page concerning sex
nonetheless I strogly believe that also people having a different vision, culture, education and way of life are able to enrich our discussion even when they're just pimps or girls trying to promote their own business (as often happens in some board)

Travel100
12-13-05, 16:05
Recently I visited Golden Time for the first time. It is now my favorite of the three in the Golden Triangle, I liked it better than PHG and Parksauna. The facilities were very nice, especially the large Kino room. Even though the girls wear underwear or bathing suits and are not nude like at Oase, World, etc.., the Kino provides an opportunity to see some of them not only naked but in action as well. When I was in the Kino, getting a nice BBBJ, there were 4 other couples in full action mode. The one girl that was memorable was Mandy, when she showed me the kino, we went onto the top area and she stripped naked in less than a minute and started a great BBBJ. She seemed to really like sex and was very uninhibited and relaxed doing just about anything. She got really excited while I was deep fingering her, etc.. I don't remember much about the other girl I was with, but Golden Time would be my first choice next time I'm in the area.

By the way, does anyone know if it's possible to get there by public transport from Amsterdam? I've always had a rental car before, but thought it would make a great day trip form Amsterdam. How easy or hard or expensive would it be & how would one get there (train, taxi, etc..?)?

Which FKK's are the easiest to visit from Amsterdam and still good enough to be worth the trip and the expense of the transport from Amsterdam?

Routard
12-13-05, 20:44
Travel100,

You did the best choice, Goldentime is the best FKK close to the Netherlands, and it is worth the trip, as nothing in Amsterdam or in the rest of the Netherlands can compete with it. Yin Yang is indeed a new FKK in Holland that is worth to visit, however Goldentime is just a couple of km further. Taxi from Amsterdam would be too expensive, as it is at 200km, train is slow, as there is no direct link. Renting car remains the best option.

GabrielPontello,

I don't want to bother other members with long discussions, we are not a chat forum, I simply want to make clear that I had not the SP in mind when I wrote about people that have nothing to do on the board. I had in mind all those who are not linked to the mongering community and especially our wifes, LE, muslim extremists and other religious fanatics etc...


The girls will never tell anything about other customers (like doctor, priest or lawyer), and I respect them for that.

Peter
12-13-05, 22:54
T100,

I think you can probably get a train from Amsterdam to Venlo. From the Venlo border to GT it is probably feasable to take a taxi, but about 20€ each way at least. so rental car still is the cheapest way.

I personally don't like GT, but that is just a personal thing.

Routard,

don't think that working girls are as discrete as a priest. i know more about a lot of guys than they would probably feel comfortable with. Girls won't mention a full name, or rarely, but they will let you know a hell of a lot more about them.

My favourite girl Domenika from Wildenrath (who is out of the game in the meantime with a kid) was flown out to london by a famous soccer player. She let me and almost everyone else know it in very much detail, also which other players were involved with working girls.

On a much smaller note i know what a bunch of the guys i see on a regular basis in clubs do for a living, how many kids they have and what sort of things they are into when in the room, also if they like to use coke or whatever.

These girls can be talkative, so be a little wary how much you let them know if that bothers you.

Beffen1
12-14-05, 01:48
Take the regular NS trains from Amsterdam to Venlo in NL. There are one or two changes to make but it is easy and will all be spelled out on an itinerary when you buy your ticket- around 28 euro one way, takes about 2.5 hours. At Venlo, take the German DB Regional Express train- you buy the ticket from the DB machine in the lobby and get off at the first stop, Kaldenkirchen. The cost is 3.60 euro, the ride is around ten minutes and the train leaves every hour at 00:04. Be sure and stamp your ticket using the little yellow machine on the platform in Venlo before boarding the train. Don't carry drugs as this train is frequently searched by German cops with drug sniffing dogs and they will arrest you if they find anything at all. From Kaldenkirchen get a taxi for the 8-10 km ride south down the B221 road. If the station is deserted with no taxis, walk south a ways to the pizza parolor and call a cab from there.

I wouldn't take a Dutch taxi from Venlo to Kaldenkirchen or to the club because Dutch taxis are exorbitantly expensive and liable to get lost and cost you 75 euro in the process. But it is fine to take a German taxi from the club all the way back to Venlo since the German cabbies won't get lost and they are much cheaper. The ride back to Venlo should be around 20-30 euro. The Stationshotel Venlo (google it !) is right around the corner from the Venlo train station and costs like 35 euro for a single with breakfast.

beffen

Iseeu
12-14-05, 02:10
Isn't it time that Golden Time had it's own page?

For that matter, Samya, Colosseum too?

Akibono
12-14-05, 07:29
Here we are IseeU, back to where it started: we all need deeply ISG and not only to get the info. It's the only community where we can share our most intimate secrets and feelings. That's why I blindly trust a genuine ISG member, not for his life A or B, but for his life C. The only issue with ISG is that it is impossible to prevent people that have nothing to do on the board to read it (and sometimes to write on).


You can use the PM to share info with a limited number of persons and thus, avoid posting on the board. I trust others, but believe in discreetness about personal info.

Akibono
12-14-05, 07:32
A funny thing about FKKs is that when you see others in the nude all status disappears. You have no idea if the person you are talking to is a member of high society or an ordinary joe.

The other thing I find interesting is the fact that I would probably not recognize most of the girls outside the club in their clothes! Kinda puts the world upside down.

Britpop
12-14-05, 21:03
I found myself in Duesseldorf last Monday and picked up a copy of the local Express. I saw a new club FKK-Dusseldorf advertised, read further and saw that it was the same address as Dolce Vita.

Longer standing members of this forum will remeber Dolce Vita to one of the outstanding red carpet FKK's in NRW. Sadly like many other clubs the atmosphere changed, standards dropped and reports here became quite critical, I haven't visited the place in over two years. I figured that perhaps if they have changed the name, perhaps the place has made a bit more of an effort. Rang first and was told there was 14 girls that evening and the pricing structure was 1x70 2x95 3x120 all drinks 3 euro, exactly the same as it was two years ago. So what the hell, give it a go!

When I got there I was very pleasently surprised to see Mahgerita there, a women that was once described here as the perfect 10. Her black locks and dark looks, her Sophie Loren mouth and figure (she is italian after all), a smile that can melt a man from 10 meters. Chatted to her for a while and found out that Malik, the other former star of the club, left two years ago. Went to a room with her and was given the most languid BBBJ followed by by a perfect cowboy tecnique.

Went back downstairs and took a look around not much has changed, a coat of paint and new sofas. The showers are still fucking cold! The women were of red carpet standard, all of them were pretty but I have got to say that most of them had more rubenesque figures. If you like a women with curves this is definatly the club for you! Sat down with Sydney, a young brunette with a lithe figure. Chatted for a while before going to the room, she was great but I was still glowing from the after effects of Mahgerita and my judgement is marred.

All in all worth a visit if your in the area, it is back to the same standard of three years ago. Properly managed and none of the cliquiness that many reports complained of when it was going downhill. I really do recommend that you phone first and ask if Mahgerita is there, it will really impact your visit.

BP

Tomahawk01
12-15-05, 22:40
Hallo,

I am looking for a FKK-club close to the austrian border near Passau. The maximum distance from there should be about 100 km.

Normally I look for a good object by myself. But it ist very difficult to read all reports and look for the adress, then take a look at the map,......

I hope you can help me.

Thank you!
Tomahawk01

CBGBConnisur
12-18-05, 00:50
A funny thing about FKKs is that when you see others in the nude all status disappears. You have no idea if the person you are talking to is a member of high society or an ordinary joe.

The other thing I find interesting is the fact that I would probably not recognize most of the girls outside the club in their clothes! Kinda puts the world upside down.
If they are having sex with strang men for 50EUR a session, they are obviously not from high society. The rich in Germany are as affluent as the wealthy in the USA. Upper class German women won't be caught dead working in an FKK.

Euro100
12-18-05, 04:06
A funny thing about FKKs is that when you see others in the nude all status disappears. You have no idea if the person you are talking to is a member of high society or an ordinary joe.

If they are having sex with strang men for 50EUR a session, they are obviously not from high society.

Duh, that's obvious! Read his post again. He was referring to the guys in the FKK, not the women.

CBGBConnisur
12-19-05, 02:27
You can tell who's got money by the cars parked outside. At some places I saw some really nice vehicles.

Ebauche
12-22-05, 16:56
Made a short visit. Like returning to a Cheers bar. Saw one of my favorites again - Angelina. As usual, excellent service and wonderful personality. DFK, DATY, cowgirl, and BBBJ w/ CIM. 80E. Will see again. Recovered a bit, then saw Polish Magda. Very petite, hair now dyed blonde, previously brunette. HUGE tattoo of a female figure on her back. She says it is a "water woman" because she is an Aquarius. Very playful - she's popular at Haus because she is relatively pretty, and will do anything. DFK, DATY, BBBJ, positions, anal, CIM. had a nice time for 130E. Overspent, but wanted to experience. OTHerwise, pickings were pretty slim. Palace quality is spoiling me.

22acacia
12-23-05, 16:15
I tried to visit Heavens Gate as mentioned below on Monday only to be told it was full (or what German I could understand). The parking areas were somewhat full, but how could the blond lady not let me in? :( Oh well, it was long, sad drive to Oase, but in the end, Oase was good as usual.

Euro100
12-23-05, 16:29
22acacia,

they may have done you a favor. I have seen a few occasions at a club when there were simple not enough girls around and already too many men. And a good club will inform you of this and send you away. At FKKW, during their terrible summer down time, they told every guy who entered about the ratio of girls/men. They still let guys in, if they insisted, but their first impulse was to try to turn you away.

... or perhaps they had a private party going ...

euro

Peter
12-27-05, 19:43
€100,

Or maybe it might be a racial thing. That is usually the cause if they tell you the club is full. I don't want to freak out on it, but my first thought is it might have something to do with his nationality.

CBGBConnisur
12-27-05, 21:05
They usually ask if you have a membership card if they don't want you in because of racial reasons. Some clubs let in East Asians but not other minorities. Red carpet clubs usually don't admit non-Germans. If the website says Deutsche Unter Leitung this club will discriminate. Most clubs in Germany do not, I know for sure World and Oase would not.

Forced Hand
12-28-05, 02:08
I'm sorry to hear that Heaven's Gae turned someone away. I visited there with a friend recently and we both had a ball! Myself and a friend are both Irish and don't have any German so I can't imagine them turning someone away because they don't talk German. We also visited there on a Monday and the ratio of girls to guys was in the men's favour, in fact some girls left early because business was slack. I was thinking that this was a place I would defintely go back to, but it is a bit of a journey to travel to be told to go away.

Travelforfun
12-28-05, 11:37
In oct i went to Sauna Bluenote, Labeda , Tropicana and Dolce Vita ,the first 3 you can put in the so called "Red Carpet" clubs, none of them had any problems about letting me in. I am Asian , Indian to be precise and i dont think the establishments have any problems with non-german.

I think germany is a much developed and civilized a country to resolve to racial discrimination , although some of the clubs probebly do it so avoid confrentations with roudy and unwanted tourist , the locals in comparison are easier to handle , but there is little you can argue with a tourist who's high on booze or just a bad attitude and the Euro's in his pocket.

In conclusion i think unless the club is full ,having a private party or don't like the way you approach them ( i've seen some real aggressive mongers) , there are not many places who would turn you back.

That could happen anywhere , the same pub i went on a friday night refused me entry on sat as they were full , so i guess thats just a part of everyday business. The clubs are there to make money and no one likes to turn away potential customer's specially not in a place where they are assured of a min amount as entry.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE . GOOD LUCK FOR THE COMING YEAR.

Can't wait to be back in germany soon.

Euro100
12-28-05, 15:35
€100,

Or maybe it might be a racial thing. That is usually the cause if they tell you the club is full. I don't want to freak out on it, but my first thought is it might have something to do with his nationality.

Peter,

Yes, of course, that's the first thing that comes to mind. I was just trying to list some potential alternatives.


Peter
12-29-05, 00:42
sesame,

glad you haven't had this experience. The clubs you listed are definitely NOT "Red Carpet clubs" they might be clubs of a similar character, but they definitely do not have the same owner or the same management. Tropicana used to turn away turkish guests when the club was relatively full. The same owner opened ali baba specifically for the turkish guests. In the meantime the club has moved and does so poorly they no longer turn away anyone at the door. Regarding dolce Vita, i doubt you will ever find a german National in that club. i have been there 4 times and I was the only blonde person each time, it is definitely an ethnic club.

the reason I mention, is that there are quite a few "Red Carpet Clubs" owned by "The Blindman" (Der Blinde) along the A40 which do have a very discrimantory door policy. they also have opened a club specifically for the ethnic clientelle.

Other clubs tend to turn away groups of foreign nationalities, but individuals they will let in. it is a reality, but it is nothing to get paranoid about, with most clubs if you make a good impression they will let you in. They will rarely turn you away because they are too full, they might tell you the place is really full and you might want to try another club or bring a lot of time with you (I get that at some of my regular clubs when it is full), but if you say you came all the way there and tere is no other club nearby they will let you in at your own risk.

If they don't then they don't want you in the club, for whatever reason.

Travelforfun
12-29-05, 10:22
I agree with your point of view , Exactly my point Peter :)

So i guess getting turned away by a club is just the same as gettin turned away by a girl in a club , everyone can have his own explanation but at the end of a day it was just another "unlucky day" . :)

GabrielPontello
01-02-06, 14:57
Headed up to Cola being afraid to find a sort of desert due to the holiday period, I found the place completely crowded by girls and customers...
My last visit was just 1 month ago but I found a substantial difference: many girls have enhanced breasts of different sizes, from B cup to DDD ones.
Since I don't like very much it, I hope this won't be the next trend in the FKK's.
I've seen many known faces (included ANA, the starlet of the place, showed a great live b***job and doggy style in front of the bar with a german youngster) and some new.
I spent a full hour with Soraya, brazilian from Fortaleza, a sure pick, then I wanted to try a new entry from Madrid, Spain, named Giulia.
It was not a right choice though she is pretty and has a model type body.

Last note just to let you guys know this is my 100th report, the most reporting action in dozens of different countries.
Hope to overcome the second hundred soon....

Peter
01-02-06, 23:56
GP,

The breast augmentation is not a big trend. There are some girls getting the big ones, but not all over the place. it used to be a bit of a Frankfurt trend, but it really isn't happening that much anymore.

I think it is more of a Bavaria thing. Remember that Bavaria is like the Texas of Germany, and the people in texas like Udders too. I also know that in Switzerland and austria the gigantic boobs do well in clubs.

There are people who like the big breasts, even when fake, and there are people who like natural looking b-cups. thankfully in this neck of the woods the majority tend to stay natural.

Catalyst
01-03-06, 04:28
I have just completed an excellent vacation in which I visited several clubs including Colosseum and X-Treff. I have written a report grouped by club and have posted all of it on the FKK World thread since I visited World more than any other club and since I think splitting the report across several threads would diminish it. I hope this is a good way to organize and post my experiences and that you will enjoy sharing my memories if you go over there and take a look.

COLOSSEUM POST 1 (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=421188&postcount=1147)
COLOSSEUM POST 2 (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=421187&postcount=1146)
COLOSSEUM POST 3 (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=421186&postcount=1145)

X-TREFF POST (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=421184&postcount=1144)

Warsteiner
01-07-06, 22:13
I visited this club twice in the time between Christmas and New Year. The first time from 20:00 - 23:00 on the 28/12 and the second from 13:00 - 17:00 on the 30/12.

When I arrived the first time I was told by the woman at the door that a lot of the women had gone back to Eastern Europe for the holidays so there were only 5 women and there were also 5 men. She listed the women and I was hoping that Cindy would be among the list as I had had a good session with her on a previous visit but she wasn't. However she did mention the name Ewa at which point my ears pricked up as this girl was mentioned by several people on a German board so I decided to pay my €55 entrance and take a chance.

Ewa is about 5'9 with short brown hair and B cup breasts and looks wise is probably about a 7 although attitude wise is definately a 9. I had a sauna and then approached her and we went off to a room. She's very chatty and puts you at ease. On one of the German boards they are having a vote for the best BJ provider of 2005 and Ewa has been mentioned a couple of times, which is why I wanted to see what she was like. Ewa provided a very good service and a great BJ including CIM although I would say that Cindy gives a better BJ but this is probably due to the fact that she swallows!

After the session I had another sauna and relaxed a bit and just as I was about to approach Ewa for a second session she went for a break. The only other girl who wasn't busy at the time was Anya who is a bit large for my liking but decent looking so I thtough I'd give her a try. She was watching TV and the conversation went something like this:

Me - Is it ok if I sit here?
Anya - If you want
Me - Do you come from Germany?
Anya - Yes
Me - Where abouts?
Anya - looks at me for about 3 seconds as if to say 'What the f**k has it got to do with you?' and then says "Neuss"

At which point I got up and left. I could imagine someone with this sort of attitude if they were a 10 but this girl was probably about 20 pounds over weight and had spent most of the night watching TV while the other girls were busy in the room and with that attitude I'm not suprised! I decided not to wait for Ewa and headed of to the centre for a couple of beers.

Cost €55 entrance, €30 for the session + €25 extra

The second visit on the 30th was a bit quiter with 5 girls and about 3 men. Ewa was there and I had 2 great sessions with her. She really gets into the sessions and loves giving and receving oral. I had one 'normal' session iwht her and another with CIM.

Cost €55 entrance, €30 * 2 for the sessions + €25 extra

Blus Note can be a bit hit and miss as it's only a small club and they don't have many girls but for €30 for a session you can't really go wrong.

Warsteiner
01-07-06, 22:19
Just a quick report about a visit to FKK Samya on the 29/12. I'be been there previously at the end of October and had a great time and even though it was the holiday season there were still plenty of women there.

I had 2 sessions during my visit one with Nikita and one with Irina. Both are from the Ukraine and their details are on the website but there are no photos of them. Nikita speaks very good English but both speak good German. Both are about 8's and are worth a look although I found Nikita better as she gave a better BJ (good ball sucking and licking) and Irina wasn't too keen on kissing.

This club is definately worth a visit and I may be back there in April/May although I'm not too sure if I'll be in Cologne or Frankfurt.

Mike De H
01-11-06, 20:05
questions answered, like what is that black stuff all over the shower floors between christmas and new year, what do the girls really think of each other and us and the internet, how many girls can i afford to fuck in one week, how debauched can i be, what is the ugliest girl i can fuck, can i write a report without hyphens, oh, and what is that bloody song i like so much they play at the end of the night at world.

i have come back from my end of year trip on a three-day fuck-fest bonking-binge to finally answer such important things upon which the world hinges so precariously.

i decided on a thursday night fly-in to koln-bonn and the one-hour drive to golden time to meet woofie and wim. thereafter the plan was to go to world to see what its like at this time of year, then decide on the final venue on the morning of the third day.

the first night answered my first question. middle-aged men get bought black thick socks for christmas. woofie bought some for himself. my mum bought me some. it looked like every other well-to-do person over thirty got bought new black socks, because the gt shower room was absolutely covered in the dreaded black stuff.

day one golden time:

of course, the first thing you get at gt is a naked woman getting changed right next to you. such a welcome sight this always is. walking into the place i quickly had a piece of chocolate pie and settled down to oggle and come to terms with the fact that i could never write a report without the hyphen. how else will i get away with such outrageous hyperbole after all?

woofie came soon and had a bad session unfortunately. the term bad is probably an overstatement, but we are so fussy these days aren’t we?

my first conquest was anita from hungary. the girl who fred and i thought was working at both world and gt, later to be proved false. i had a top time last time. but they say you should never go back…

gt: girl one: anita
ethnicity: white hungarian
looks: 8/10
performance: 7/10
age: 23
comment: does everything gfe but getting a bit less patient

although i believe her conversant abilities in german have improved her english is still non existent. she is indeed a splendid looking 23-year-old woman with a very beautiful face and distinctive nose. she is fairly welt built, but not fat. she has, has thick streaked blonde straight hair and twinkling blue eyes. she never shows her body in public, always being fully dressed, which is a shame. has little to do with other girls. during session she is very nice, kind of shy , but she knows her job. kissing was less than i got before, with her preferring not to do deep kissing although i had that from her on my last visit. anita does not have many clients, but can be busy earlier on. if she improves her language abilities just to the point where she can understand various common words or symbols or latin roots for things, and just gives a little bit more, then she will do better..

my second conquest was deborah from romania. she was my experiment into what the ugliest girl was that i could fuck. deborah is a middle aged mans dream, but younger men wont like her. just like red hair really. but i saw the look in her eyes and the puppy-dog face that said “please fuck me i need the money” i just knew she would be a top performer.

gt: girl two: deborah
ethnicity: white rumanian
looks: 5/10
performance: 10/10
age: 25
comment: can not do anything more does deep throat.

deborah (pronounced dee _bor- ah) is slim to the point of skinny, with very narrow hips. she is dark, dusky even, with the most beautiful long black curly hair you will ever see. she never comes to you but always smiles back if you give her a smile, or a wink! she has cute little black hairs on her legs and does not shave them. her skin is always smooth and perfect. i was with her on tues 27th and thurs 28th. this girl is totally submissive and allows you to use her in any way you want. she is enthusiastic and skilful. she is definitely a tigress. she has rabbit-like teeth (buck-teeth) like bugs bunny. she is a fantastic kisser though and her face is pleasant, especially for an older man. although she is slender, she is really tough. she is 25 with a ten year old child, and works hard to support her young family.

after this i sat outside on the lovely patio under the blankets with the heaters on with woofie and we struck up a conversation with a local german chap who was fascinated by our conversation. woofie had previously mentioned a girl who had said she did not do english speaking men. however the german chap said he overheard the conversation and she actually was just saying she could not manage any english. so we got up and woof had another go at svetlana, but it didn’t work out. woofie needs conversation. i don’t give a shit. she was just so attractive i just had to have a go. i managed some pigeon german and when i said “schlüssel fur zimmer bitte?” that was all the german she needed.

gt: girl three: svetlana
ethnicity: white kazakhstan
looks: 8/10
performance: 9/10
age: 23 (aren’t they all!)

comment: just a touch reticent to be used hard is only complaint. full gfe.
the kazakhstan svetlana has the catherine-zeta jones eyes. she is feline, beautiful and deadly. she has the most impressive black wavy hair down onto her shoulders. at first she seems aloof, but will not disappoint when she knows she has you. she will circle in for the kill like a hungry shark. then the mouth opens and she kisses like a demon. this girl has a body to die for. she is very service minded and you can smother her, fuck her, abuse her, she can take it and she loves it. my session was cut short by a masseur’s appointment, but she was nice about it, showing that she has her own mind and money is not everything for her. she is not really called svetlana, and does not always respond to that name because she forgets that is her working name. her russian and kazakhstan friends use her normal name in the club.

day two: fkk world:

world was nice. not busy, lots of new girls, lots of old favourites and long timeservers such as sonya, manu and karen from rumania. no cordelia (who i missed terribly), no other mongers that i knew.

it was a buyers market though and i decided to take the opportunity to do some quick auditions with new talent.

world: girl four: maria
ethnicity: white bulgarian
looks: 8/10 big eyes perfect arse
performance: 7/10
comment: good girl, outspoken, but she just does not enjoy the job in that dirty way that some older girls do.
age: 19

maria saw me coming and jumped on me with a big hug. well i am a bit of a mug really and she knows it. lets cut to the chase, she let – no she ordered me to sit with her for a while. i took the offer knowing that she is a time-waster with silly games in the zimmer. she got me good and hard on the sofa with her legs draped over me and after a bite to eat i was ready to go to the room. sex went well, but i did not finish. she is very funny and cute and did a great impression of englishmen fucking, which has to be seen to be believed.

not much to say about this girl that has not been said before, so i will go onto my second girl at world. polish alina

world: girl five: alina (possibly)
ethnicity: white polish blonde
looks: 7/10 still good for her age
performance: 8/10
comment: the old ones are the best.
age: 35

this girl was obviously a real looker in her day. boy she knows a thing or two. full gfe, this girl won’t be working there long as she is off to dubai to try her luck there. she wore black stockings and had long blonde hair with a full figure. this girl would let me do the smother-fuck which i love so much these days. i finished with a stood-up jerkoff for no extra. my jizz spurting all over her thighs as her hands roamed all over me. ooooh sweet momma you make my head swim with extasy. the ultimate grunge-fuck.

world: girl six: sonia (sonja)
ethnicity: white rumanian
looks: 9/10 nice small tits eyes perfect arse
performance: 9/10
comment: good athletic fuck, angry temprament which she keeps in check with a falsely sweet “face” when you don’t know her. lots of fun this little firebrand!
age: 24

lots have been said about this girl now she is rested after her big holiday. sonia was my first world girl and one of my first gfe’s a pleasure to kiss, when she is not shouting at me. we have a laugh, sonia and i. we have patched up our differences now and she always remembers me because i was also one of her first clients that still come back to her.

sonia is no bullshitter, she told me exactly what she thinks of some of the other girls and exactly what she thinks of some of the guys who have written about her on the internet. she knows who you are and she just thinks it is stupid. i just claimed i knew nothing about it. when you fuck her though, she will give you the biggest smile and the sweetest performance. she is always a banker, always recommended.

sonia was really pissed off that i didn’t cum. i had at least one more girl to do and i didn’t want to loose the opportunity. she said, “you have been with me six times and you only finish three times”. “i am obviously no good for you, why do you still go with me?”. i said “why do you think? she said “sympathy for me maybe”. i said no, i went with her because i like her, despite the fact she is “angry girl”. she said “you already go with two girls, the weird girl and the old woman with the blonde hair. is that why you don’t finish?”. i said “how do you know that?” she went bright red and said “because i watch you tonight.” i said, “that’s another reason i go with you”.

for the end of the night there was only one thing left. i would search for yet another girl i would not normally do. i was going to look for life, enjoyment, and crazy personality. i didn’t have to look far.

world: girl seven: mia
ethnicity: blonde white/negro mix. cuban
looks: 7/10 hazel eyes nice booty, white skin huge natural blonde hair.
performance: 10/10 how could she do anything else? deep throat etc etc
comment: my god – what a sex-athlete.
age: 21

the world’s only blonde cuban and i found her. this girl walked around totally nude with no adornments and no shoes on. just nekked! she sang and danced her way around shaking her hips. her face is not a classic but she is nice. we just fucked each other’s brains out. how can i recommend this girl any more? i can’t she just loves the job and she has the most amazing hair you have ever seen. her mama was blonde and white, her pap was chocolate. what a healthy beautiful mix and what an athletic girl full of “joi de vivre.”

i had a sauna, watching the icy snow fall on the grounds outside through the window. like a crib-scene made with artificial glitter, the snow was silver on theground and dripped of the boulers and formed icicles off the globe-lamps in the gounds. after a near perfect relaxing night, i walked out to the sound of metallica’s “nothing else matters”. i had finally found that song i had been asking about for the past six months. what a beauty it was too.

day three: golden time (again).

with wim saying he wanted to go to golden time to make up for his lack of appearnce due to snow on tuesday, the location of my third day was a no-brainer. i really, really like this club. the atmosphere is better than any club in frankfurt, the service better and cheaper. only the club is a bit small, but hey, they have the outside heated patio which world does not have and the gardens are superb in the snow. its like a nightclub where you are guaranteed to get lucky and at only 75€ per hour and 50€ per hour thereafter, what can you say? you can have your own private girl-slave for the day.

wim and i met up, with wim going with his favourite fon. i remember distinctly, fon coming back from the room with a client. this little thai tigress was singing away to herself “la la la la” with an exhausted man behind her. she looked at me as she threw the towels away and said “ahhhh, zis is zer life!”. what an amazing girl.

my mistake though was to go back with deborah. you should never go back. she was just as good, but hey, done that, been there worn the tee-shirt right? but for form’s sake i report again..

gt: girl eight: deborah (again)
ethnicity: white rumanian
looks: 5/10
performance: 10/10
age: 19
comment: showed some more tricks this time.

i did not finish this time, but hey, it was still every bit as good. on to girl nine. after a quick read and a quick sleep in the snow outside i met up with a german girl who’s name i do not remember dark haired and pretty. we went to the zimmer and i bent to kiss her. “uh oh, sorry – i do not kiss”. whoah! i hit the roof. i said “fuck! this is no good because i never go with girls who don’t kiss.”. she said “but you came to the room”. i said, “yes but i could not ask the question in german and your english is not good.” i said “i have no even touched you.”. all of a sudden her english started improving. she said “kliene problem. you can go”. i got up, i left, i saved fifty euros. i went outside and sulked big time. then i missed the pizza because of it and sulked more. by this time wim had gone and i had nobody to complain to, so idecided to grow up and find a german girl, any girl at all who had dark hair and would kiss.

i found another one quickly. a slightly fattish girl with blonde highlights. this wild pot smoking hippy girl does full gfe, masturbates during sex. she has big star tatoos on her arms, blonde hair extensions amongst thick gothic black hair. wide pretty face. clit piercing, two nipple rings belly button piercing. small star tattoo on calf and other very small tattoos around body. damned good fuck - but only does half an hour.

will try to remember her name.

gt: girl nine: name escapes me
ethnicity: white german
looks: 7/10 pretty face.
performance: 8/10
age: 19
comment: very erotic, but does not totally let go..

after that was the best girl of the whole tour. oksana (roxanne). sometimes you just click with someone don’t you.

gt: girl ten: oksana / roxanne
ethnicity: white rumanian / german
looks: 8/10 pretty face, nice hair not the best body, but girl next door body.
performance: 11/10
age: 23
comment: women do not get any more passionate than this.

oksana, totally blew my mind. oksana (roxanne) the coiffeur from dusseldorf is half german half kazakhstan. she only works part time. i do not want to write her up to be the best, because then she will be busy when i next go to golden time. oksana has red/brown straight hair. she has an ordinary "girl next door" face but with wonderful green eyes that sparkle when she talks. everything you say to this girl makes her laugh. she has small conical breasts and wide hips. she grips you when making love and wraps her legs around your arms and shoulders as she screams in delight. she is totally realistic and makes you think that she really likes you. complete girlfriend experience. she is very popular with all the staff and the other girls. she is confident and happy. easy to fall in live with, so beware !

he answer is, i can fuck ten girls in three days, then i have to go home. maybe, just maybe in the new year, the wonderful part timer from dusseldorf will text me. then i will break my own rule again. you should never go back.

happy new year!

mike

Member #1006
01-12-06, 11:15
...She is 19 with a ten year old child, and works hard to support her young family.



Wonderful report Mike! I wish I could have been at your place.....

But, picky as I am, I found a little strange the quoted sentence...

19-10=9 ????

Anyway, compliments!!

Mike De H
01-12-06, 18:45
But, picky as I am, I found a little strange the quoted sentence...

19-10=9 ???? Thats because I am an idiot and you are observant. Her age is 26! Bar my imperfect German and her imperfect English causing problems.

Speedman
01-12-06, 22:59
I may be little confused but the "Year End FKK Experience" posted below got me thinking.

I have all day Saturday and Sunday off in the FrankFurt area or Dusseldorf. Golden Time sounds like a nice change from Palace. Is it in the Frankfurt region, accessible by Bahn etc.

I plan to do Oase one afternoon/evening as well. Can I do Golden time the other day/evening. How far to travel from Frankfurt centre?

Much appreciated.

SM

GandJim
01-14-06, 00:37
...can i do golden time the other day/evening. how far to travel from frankfurt centre?
gt is 35 km west of dusseldorf. almost 300 km from frankfurt am main, about 3 hrs drive.

now, if you have a porsche and if it doesn't snow... ;)

Gordomg
01-16-06, 22:46
I had some free time so I decided to pay a visit to FKK Bergedorf the Monday after Christmas.

http://www.fkk-bergedorf.de/

FKK Bergedorf is located in a suburb of Hamburg about a 30-45 min S-Bahn ride from the Hauptbahnhof. After getting off the S-bahn, I took a bus for about 10 minutes then walked for about another 10 minutes. If you use the map from the website it's fairly easy to find. I arrived around 6:30pm.

The house itself is very large, on the end of a street in a residential section. After getting buzzed in I was greeted by the hostess and payed 40 Euro to enter. Immediately next to the entrance is the locker "room" (really an open space where you can disrobe, shower and get a towel). From the locker room you enter the "treffpunkt" which is where the bar, mini-stage and couches are.

One of the girls (Victoria, 36, Polish, rates about a 6), then gave me a tour of the house. It's a huge house and probably the best decorated and cleanest of the houses I've visited in Hamburg. Second floor had several large rooms, a small suana and a small hottub. Third floor consisted of more large rooms.

Unfortunately, because it was immediately after Christmas there were only three girls working that night. Victoria, a Turk (25, A-cup, nice ass, OK face, about a 5 overall), and a blonde German (C-cup, tattoed, nice face, heavier set but not fat, about a 6). I was very disappointed in the low numbers of girls working that night. According to Victoria, average number of girls working per night is 6-7 with usually 10 male customers at any particular time.

After getting the tour, I decided to get something to drink and hang-out a little in the hot tub and relax. Unfortunately, the water wasn't heated, and I had to wait 10 minutes before the water started to get comfortable. I just layed in the hot tub relaxing. I thought, since I was the only guy in the entire house, with three girls, one would eventually work their way upstairs to check on me and/or offer her services. Nope. After 30 minutes soaking I got out and went downstairs to find the girls just sitting around, bored off their asses. I never understand why the girls in Germany aren't a little more aggressive.

I then decided to chat it up a little with Victoria and after learning a little about her and the house decided to take advantage of her services. We then proceeded upstairs. 50 Euro for half-and-half. Various positions. Overall, an average performance. I do give her high marks for her oral skills which were above average. Went downstairs, payed her and got another drink and something to eat (all of which is free).

After relaxing for about an hour in the bar, chatting with the hostess, the Turk finally approached me. Again, I have no idea why the girls are almost shy about approaching guys. Especially considering their profession. I would have eventually approached her or the German, but I was enjoying the conversation with the hostess. After chating for a bit, we too headed upstairs where she performed a good job. Somewhat above average.

Went downstairs and layed on the couch. One of the things I really dislike about the FKK Clubs is that the only thing to do between sessions is to watch porn on the TV. The porn movies suck and it's not something I really need to see anyways with naked girls sitting 5 ft away. I wish they had several big screen TVs going with ESPN or some other sports or news channel. That way you could relax, eat, watch some soccer and chat with the girls a little while recovering between rounds. Instead, you're stuck doing nothing. Having learned this at my last FKK visit I brought a magazine along and read that between sessions.

After laying around for 30 minutes I got up, dressed and left.

Overall;

-The house is great. Large, well kept, clean. Better than FKK 125's house.

- Location is a little out of the way and requires a trip to get to. If taking public transportation, knowledge and familiarity of the system is required

- Girls. Bad night to go. Only three girls. Average was about a 5-6

- Service. A bit above average.

- Attitude of the girls. I think a little below average. Seemed to have little interest in ensuring the customers had a good time outside of the private sessions. Especially considering I was the only customer there. It's not like they were busy.

Overall rating: Average. Although FKK experiences can be fun, I still prefer one-on-one sessions at the girls apartments.

Warsteiner
01-19-06, 21:00
Mike De H,

Nice report. I'm planning on doing something similar at the end of April and will probably go to World, GT and maybe Samya, Oase or PHG. I was just wondering, which hotels you stayed in or any recommendations?

Tele Port
01-20-06, 01:01
At the FKK-Samya near Koln are the guests provided robes or only towels?

Thank you.

Warsteiner
01-20-06, 20:45
Tele Port - At Samya you are provided with a robe.

Shark16
01-21-06, 00:19
Gordomg,

Thanks for reporting on Bergedorf. It was most interesting. It seems you have certain experience with the FKKs in Hamburg (Bergedorf, 125 and Atmos). I miss a good updated comparison of the three. Are you able to do that in more details??

I have only been to FKK 125 once (about a year ago) and cannot compare the three of them. However, I have been to the big 3 in FRA plenty of times.

My first impression of FKK 125 was obviously the old interior and lack of good shower facilities. I was, however, very impressed with the selection of girls - having in mind that this is a rather small house. I think the house had about 20 girls, and there were about 5- 10 present when I was there in the afternoon. I would rate them 6- 8 in looks, and 6 and 9 with regard to performance for the two I went with. I also think the spirit in between sessions was good, and a few of the girls introduced themselves very quickly and was very entertaining. Not all the girls spoke English though, which I think reduced my options somewhat.

How would you compare the three clubs girlswise? Also, I guess the quality of the girls in a club vary from time to time, but which FKK in Hamburg has the best selection over time??

Input from other ISG members on this is obviously also welcomed.

Ortos
01-21-06, 22:43
Shark, Thanks for that! You really hit the nail on the head there: I too often wonder which of the 3 Hamburg FKKs might offer the best selection of girls. So this is a very useful and interesting question for review.

Unfortunately I find my self spending virtually all my time in Frankfurt clubs these days, so I cannot really contribute anything to this discussion... but I do plan to be in Hamburg as well in the next few months.

I appreciate your short review of 125. Can you refresh our memories on exactly where 125 is located and whether it is easy enough to reach via Hmuburg's pretty good public transport?

Thanks...

Ortos

Shark16
01-22-06, 10:34
Ortos,

Public transport to FKK 125 was extremely easy. Just take S1 or S11 from Hauptbahnhof to Poppenbüttel, which is the last station on those lines. I do not remember the time spent, but let's say approx 30 mnts (check www.bahn.de for further info). Going off you will find yourself in the street Frahmredder. This is a quiet and nice residential street. Follow this for about 10- 15 minutes (it will make some turns on the way, but just follow it). Finally you will arrive in a crossroad with a major street, which is ... Chaussee Saseler! Turn right along CS for five minutes, and you are there.

The address for FKK 125 is Chaussee Saseler 125. ;-)

If I remember correctly there is an Auto workshop or similar next to FKK 125 with big flag poles. I mention this as there is just a small sign saying "FKK" which can be difficult to spot if you have not been there before. The number "125" will get you there anyway.

I found the walking trip from the train station to the club very pleasant. But I think I also recall taxis in front of the train station that can take you there for a minor fee I guess.

Chaussee Saseler is a major street (Street no. 434) going directly (southwest) to Hamburg downtown, so I guess it is easy to drive there with a rental car too if you know Hamburg downtown a little bit. Personally I found that difficult while public transport was very easy.

So guys, I think you all should go to Poppenbüttel and pop ... ;-)

Euro100
01-24-06, 13:08
After a few months I gave FKK-Malibu another chance. It was Saturday evening, and I figured I’d give their cocktail party a try. Cocktail parties are each Friday and Saturday from 8 pm. 8-9 pm is also happy hour, and you get in for 35 euro instead of the usual 50. I showed up at 7 pm, though. Just in case there would be a run at 8 and then not enough selection.

There were 15 girls in attendance. Two of them were kind of overweight, with huge hooters. This is not my kind of thing (but they were busy all evening…) None of the remaining 13 was ugly, and if I had to, I could have done each of them. There were about 5 I felt I wanted to give a ride. One tall black girl with nice legs I never got to.

I have described the place before, but briefly do it again here. From the outside the house looks like a large one-story single-family house, painted pale yellow. It is on a street corner in a predominantly industrial area, with parking right in front of the door. You ring the bell, get buzzed in, and see a small reception area. Money for entrance changes hand; you get a key. To the left is a small area with lockers for valuables, and then you proceed downstairs to the locker room, showers (these stay on as long as you want them to ;) ), the sauna, and one humping room. Plenty of towels everywhere downstairs, too. And the place looks clean!

Back upstairs after the shower and in the towel and slippers uniform, you can go to the buffet, which is set up in a hallway to the right of the reception area. Some fruit, cold cuts, Frankfurter sausages, cheese, juice are always there. Today there were also very appealing small bites of toast, with salmon, caviar, or cured ham, courtesy of Anetta. (see below)

The main area is an inviting very large living room with five large divan style sofas, several groups of bar chairs around small tables, and a bar with 6 bar stools on one wall. The room is decorated in tastefully degenerate brothel style. (Don’t worry, if you don’t know what that is – I just made it up). A plasma screen on the wall actually showed some appealing porn (as opposed to the Bulgarian ass-humpers that seem to dominate the selection at Oase ;) ). This evening the girls managed to stay predominantly in this room, which made the whole evening fun. (Last time I was at Malibu, most of them were hiding in their changing area, which made my last visit a boring disaster.)

Beyond the main area is the kino, with projection tv and Premiere programming. Seats about 8; very dark and intimate. There are three or four bedrooms off the hallway beyond the kino, all of them with decent furniture. It was too cold for going outside; I will do this in the summer, and then report on it.

First a beer at the bar, and then there was Anetta (about 5’11” tall, blond shoulder-long hair, with a friendly smile). It was her birthday. Happy birthday to her! My present of 50 euro included a free suck on my banana and a good ramming for her. What more could a girl want for her birthday :). It is more righteous to give than to receive! Alright, I was relieved; the evening was off to a good start.

I chatted a bit with the really friendly Helena (Czech, 5’6” height, medium-sized breast, on the thin side, long black curly hair, black eyes, about 23). She came over, obviously wanted to session, but I was not yet ready for number 2. She was a definite possibility, though. Interesting side note: Helena told me that I was the only guy who looked like I was having fun, because I smiled. I looked around and sure enough, all of the about 8 guys in the main room were stone-faced. General suggestion: look friendly and smile; I always find that I get a much more friendly reaction from the girls this way. How can you not smile? -> 15 gorgeous naked females, all just waiting for a chance to get fucked by you and which way imaginable.

Then it was 8, and the cocktails started. One of the three girls behind the bar (all fully clothed, by the way) was the mixing expert. Seven interesting cocktails were on the menu: Caipi, mai tai, pina collada, swimming pool, and three non-alcoholic ones. The entrance includes three coupons for cocktails, plus two beer coupons (if you want). Soft drinks, water, coffee, juice as much as you want, of course. I chatted a bit with the mixing expert and asked her to make my caipi with vodka instead of the sugar cane liquor that she wanted to use. She was very friendly and chatty; I would have fucked her, if she was working in that line. She also made me a free sample of the non-alcoholic strawberry cocktail, but with alcohol mixed in. It was good; I later ordered one. By the way, there was another hottie behind the bar; if she would have worked in the establishment’s main line, I would have given her a poke as well.

I wandered over to the sofa next to the fire place to meet Sasha (slender, 5’10” tall, pretty face, athletic build, very dark brown shoulder-long hair, Hungary, 27 years old). I had a very good session with her. The next day she left for a vacation in Hungary; but when she returns, I will repeat with her. She has a seven year old daughter, but from her belly you would never guess. A really nice person.

One more cocktail, and then it was time for Anita, from Poland. I’d say about 24 years old, about 5’6”, shoulder-long light blond hair, beauty mark above her left upper lip. Just about perfect breasts! Anita was busy the whole evening; so there was no time to waste. I went over and started some chatting. She was very responsive; we had a good time. In the room she did not disappoint. It turned into a really good workout for both of us. I got her sweating pretty good, in particular in the cowgirl position. This is not her strong suit, and I made her work hard. I took me almost an hour and three condoms to come, and I was absolutely wiped out. I expected that she would at least be a little saddle-sore as well, but only five minutes after I returned from my after-session shower, I already saw her walking off with another guy. Wow, this girl can take it!

Bottom line: this was a very enjoyable visit, and I will definitely come back. But only during the cocktail party, because it keeps the girls interested in the main room.

Breadman
01-25-06, 16:08
Visited samya. De. No reviews on this club so myself and a buddy visited this club to check it out. Its not a bad club. But not a true fkk. Most of the women wear some sort of clothing (except for a couple who don't mind showing most of everything). What I found great about this club was the overall look of the club, plus they had great food, free beer and drinks. And the girls would even offer to grab them for you. Only downside was nothing to do outdoors except sit on the terrace (in the summer you'd be confined inside the club). Also, no hot tub or indoor pool. But a sauna and a massage table are located downstairs.

Girls at the club ranged from a couple of mid 6's to a bunch of 8's and a couple of hot 9's and one 11 playboy playmate material blonde (named honey) that I did for one hour. Let me appologize for not getting hardly any names on this trip. Seems I get distracted too quickly. Girls will join you on the couch's for a bit of making out, maybe a little HJ underneath the robe to get you going. Then onto the room for immediate action (no "I have to use the bathroom" for 10 minute's routine).

First girl was a little cutie. About an 8 in my book. Bleached blonde hair that was just a bit too blonde (highlights would have looked better). Nice little body and a very cute young face. Unfortunately the action upstairs lacked chemistry and she seemed to prefer to lie on her back the entire time. What I really got a kick out of was her lying near our couch downstairs and looking over at my lap and saying "big" every so often.

Second girl was a 9. About 5'4, 105lbs, AWSOME tits. Best I've ever seen on such a petite girl. About a small C cup that stood up and had the perfect proportion to such a little cutie. And when she walked around the room they bounced so seductively. All she wore was one of those garter belt waist raps with the clasps hanging down holding absolutely nothing. Basically naked. Service was unbelievable, BBBJ right after the door shut and tons of positions. She did this butt movement in doggy style that almost ended things right then and there. I just had to stop and admire her but twisting side to side on little breadman. Had I know the 50 euro half hour rate only went to 75 for a full hour I would have booked her for the hour.

Third girl. Honey, the playboy playmate material one. Hottest one I saw on this trip. And it worked out that I saw her right when she walked in and got her attention right off the bat. She's about 5'6, 110lbs, 34B's, awsome ass, great looking shaved pussy, long blonde hair down to her butt. And a very hot face of coarse. Got a bit of couch action going and moved things upstairs right off the bat. Awsome BBBJ. She took directions to a T. Slow, medium, fast. Whatever was asked. Tons of positions. 69, doggy style (got her to do the hair flip just right that drives me crazy). Finished with a BBBJ (not bbbjtcim. Those are extra and only available with some. List at the front door gives girls names and what they offer and charge for extras).

Fourth girl was another 9. Hot blonde, large tits, great body. Came across as a bit of a professional at times but was a good choice for a half hour tryout.

Fifth and final. Id give her a solid 8. Large. And I mean large D's. Nice skin tone, great butt. Had a bit of extra weight here and there but made for an overall great package. BBBJ was a little weak but she made up for it by using those large D's at the same time.

Overall a great club, id revisit but would like to see a couple changes in the seating situation. Girls hung around a little table that made it almost impossible to approach them. Maybe a nice large round couch with a big enough middle area to act as a small bed would work better.

P.S. Apologize for the lack of names in the reviews, but had problems remembering them. Was always on the hunt for the next booking.

Breadman
01-25-06, 16:20
Went to another fkk club yesterday. A smaller club thats easily located and close to a train station. Dolce vita was the clubs name. Normally clubs have a 35 to 55 euro entrance fee and provide free drinks and food. This club was slightly different. No entrance fee but they charged 3 ueros for drinks. So I stuck with beer which is the same price as a water. Rates for this club are a bit strange. They encourage those visiting to see more than one girl. Or one many times. If you do one its 80 euros, two its 95euros and if you do 3 its 120 euros. I've got no problem doing 3 or more. But after my third I found it hard to book the other girls I wanted to try out. Too many customers, not enough talent.

First choice was a brunette, about 5foot 8 with natural 34ds and a great slim body. Easilz a 9 in my book. So for about 47us dollars I had a great BBBJ, daty and tons of multiple positions and alot of dfking.

Second. And third choice was a blonde who was easily another 9. Great set of natural Ds again, body had a bit more weight than the first choice. But it was all firm, great skin tone, awsome BBBJ, great daty. And she seemed to want more even though I had finished. Took her for two seperate 20ish bookings. Lfking from her which improved a bit on the second booking.

Not a bad club but would probably try to hit this club and Tropicana during the same day to avoid sitting around waiting for a girl to get free.

Breadman
01-25-06, 16:24
Visited this FKK club. About 14 naked women and for a small 20 minute fee of 25 euros for fs with a cbj or 35 euros for BBBJ with fs. This club was undescribable. HOT women all over walking around in the buff. Sampled a bit of every hotty that caught my attention.

First brunette was a 7. 5. Turkish, great body, be cups and gave a great BBBJ. Took the 40 minute option for 60 euros.

First blonde was polish. And easily a 9 on any mans scale. Would have repeated but just so many to choose from.

Second blonde. Another 9. 5 foot 5, short blonde hair tied back in a pony tail. Awsome set of natural small see cups. Awsome ass. Gave one of the wettest bbbjs I've ever had. But fs was difficult due to the size issue.

Third blonde was an 8. Large see cups, took the cbj option. Pretty good time.

Last brunette had some of the most intense eyes. And a body to match. A solid 8. 5. Used a 40 minute booking for this last trip.

Total cost. 215 plus 35 entrance fee. Entrance fee included free beer, tons of hot food plus desserts. Would have paid 80 or more for the meals and beer elsewhere. So got to sample 5 hot women. Will repeat with this club.

Forced Hand
01-26-06, 07:39
Hello,

Anyone know of any clubs in or near Mannheim (D-68199)? It's about an hour south of Frankfurt.

Mike De H
01-27-06, 21:12
Mike De H,

I was just wondering, which hotels you stayed in or any recommendations?

Wherever possible I always use www.etaphotel.com

The place allows a check in at any time automated and is clean and comfortable and cheap at 32 Euros single and 39 Euros double (if memory serves correct

Breadman
01-29-06, 17:13
Have to admit it. I'm now hooked on the clubs in Germany. I thought all this time that Montreal was the place to go, boy was I wrong. There's just something special about being able to pick out who you want to try out while drinking the best beer in the World. So now I'm trying to figure out a club tour that will allow myself and several fellow hobbiests from Montreal to check out the scene.

Any suggestions? On the list so far: Cocoon, Samya, Bernds, Goldentime, Oasis, PHG and World. Also considering Babylon and Wiago. Id prefer clubs that offer free beer, food and have some outdoor access. But will make exceptions.

Euro100
01-30-06, 05:07
There are not too many clubs that offer free beer. Several offer alcohol-free beer (like FKKW, for example), but that's not the same. Fkk Malibu has free beer (2 per visit). Plus you get three free cocktails on Friday and Saturday evenings.

euro

Euro100
01-30-06, 05:49
This visit is already a couple of weeks back, but here it is.

I visited on a Thursday evening, arriving at 6 pm. The Colosseum in Augsburg is a fairly new club and fills a huge void in Southern Bavaria. Here is the web site address: http://www.fkk-colosseum.de/

Getting to ColA (Colosseum Augsburg, I copied this short-hand from the German Roemerforum) is not very easy. If you use an internet mapping program, it directs you to the exit Augsburg West on the Autobahn A8. Then it gets confusing, if you believe the mapping programs. However, it is not so hard, if you keep the following in mind: Exiting from the A8 follow the sign to the B17 (small yellow rectangle with black letters) and drive 3.5 km, always in the same street. You will end up on the Dayton Ring without even knowing it. Then you need to leave the B17 to the right. The off-ramp will take you up one level, and then you need to turn left into the Holzweg. The next right is the Gubener Strasse. About 6 houses and you will find a three-story high industrial building on the left. Bingo, you are there.

Inside, you find the usual reception, with racks of towels and sandals. Pay your 50 euro, get your key to your locker, and the fun can begin.

Here is what you see when you exit the locker room: The general idea is the same as that in the former Atlantis, but with better lighting. The main room is a huge area, vaulted three stories high and about 20 by 40 meters in size. In the middle is a pool with waterfall and next to it a raised area with seating arrangements under Roman-looking columns. On the left side is the bar. (Drink selection is rather poor, but we do not go to these places for the drinks ...). Along the other walls are leather coaches. The back of the room has a three story high winding staircase, which you have to climb up on your way to the "room". Under the stairs is a whirlpool, two saunas, and a shower. Everything is very clean, Bavarian, and organized. The whole place has tile floors, which are heated from below.

There were about 15 to 20 girls present when I arrived around 7 pm, none of them ugly, and about 7 or so of a quality that I would have been willing and even eager to stick my dick into ;)

Downstairs in the basement, there used to be a kino, but they were not showing films there on the day I visited. No big loss, because the kino is not the strong suit of this place.

My first selection was Marie, from the Czech Republic. Excellent fuck! She was really getting into it, but after her intense BBBJ and 10 minutes in three different positions, I lost my load. She seems disappointed and wanted to continue. Not a bad start of the evening.

I then ordered a pizza. Except for some fruit, ColA does not proved free food. But the pizza was only 6 euro. I shared it with Marie. The pizza was excellent, and I enjoyed Marie's company.

Then I saw that two girls were getting the tour of the place. Ahhh, newbies! Doing a FKK-rookie is a bit like doing a virgin. (Not really, but sometimes the newly-minted hookers are fun.) So I waited until the two newcomers had changed into their uniforms. (shoes only ...) Then I approched the prettier of the two, Nicole, from Poland. We chatted and got real friendly; this was gong very well. Kissing, fondling, making small talk. I remarked that I knew she was new here. She was surprised that I would know. I asked her if she was new to this line of work. She started licking my dick and said "no, I have worked in Berlin and Amsterdam for the last 7 years." SHITTTTT! There goes my "virgin" illusion. But the deal had been closed, and so upstairs we went.

It was a very uninspired session, and after 20 minutes I knew there was no way I could come with her. So I mounted here doggie-style and started pounding her hard and good. Then I picked up the pace and started moaning, like I was close. Then one final ram, a flexing of my dick, and I went limp. This was the first time I faked it! Ha, to all of you ladies who fake it with us, here is to let you know that two can play the game!

Of course, faking it with a condom on your schlong requires some special caution. So before pulling out, I reached over and grabbed a paper towel. Right after I pulled out, I wrapped little euro in the towel and pulled the condom off with it. With the paper towel in the garbage the traces of my faked O had been covered.

Earlier in the evening I had taken a shower in the back wellness area next to a girl that looked somehow familar. Her name is Vivian, and somehow I could not place her. Still it seemed to me that I knew her. (Actually, I had gone to take a shower just to check her out. She had been standing with a guy at the bar and had announced that she was going to take a shower before heading upstairs with him.) So then the guy came by and picked her up. She asked him if he was going to take a shower; he answered, no, he had taken a shower this morning. What an idiot! Sure enough, his session only lasted 10 minutes.

So I gave Vivian a try. Chestnut brown-reddish hair, about 5'6", an incredibly sexy walk, medium weight, black eyes, very playfull and friendly smile. From Khazakstan. Then I learned why she looked so familiar. She told me that she used to work at Atlantis as a blond with name Laura. Yes, of course, now I recognized her. Laura used to be a star at Atlantis. So for all of you who wondered what happened to Laura, go to ColA and ask for Vivian.

After what I had learned about Vivian's cleanliness needs, I made a point of asking to stop at the shower at the bottom of the staircase. She told me I could do this upstairs, too. There are two rooms with their own showers attached. Unfortunately, both were busy. But there are also separate showers upstair. So I hopped in.

Then on to the room, where the intensity of her BBBJ and rimming convinced me that I had done the right think with my shower. :) The session lasted almost an hour, and she really woked hard for her money. We finished with CIM (there is no faking that!). Vivian was great; just for her I would make the trip again.

I left at 11:30. A pretty darn good evening, all in all.

euro

Toscana
01-30-06, 08:50
That's a nice report. Glad you had a good time at Colosseum. It's a good club. And yes, Vivian has been a star there for quite a while. Not that I have met her there, however. But I seem to remember Dedalus mentioning her once a while back.

Beffen1
01-30-06, 21:52
Breadman,

PHG and GT offer all the free beer you can drink, both have outdoor access. Samya also has free beer but I do not think they have an outdoors. Oase has no alcohol at all. FKK World offers beers for 5 euros and cocktails (vodka, rum, etc) for 8 euros.

beffen

Breadman
01-31-06, 01:11
Beffin, thanks for the help...much appreicated.

Euro, what rates did Colosseum charge?

Johnny Darko
01-31-06, 14:49
[QUOTE=Euro100] This was the first time I faked it! Ha, to all of you ladies who fake it with us, here is to let you know that two can play the game!

Great Report Euro 100...but I cannot understand why you felt you had to fake it? Why all that hassle?

JD

Will Stewart
02-01-06, 00:18
[QUOTE=Euro100] This was the first time I faked it! Ha, to all of you ladies who fake it with us, here is to let you know that two can play the game!

Great Report Euro 100...but I cannot understand why you felt you had to fake it? Why all that hassle?

JDNot quite sure how you get around to quickly withdrawing and hiding the unfilled condom!

Mark User
02-01-06, 01:33
Maybe I missed it, but I haven't seen this one mentioned in quite some time. One of the lessor priced clubs slightly southeast of Frankfurt. Haven't been in country in some time, so just checking on old haunts.

Mark

Euro100
02-01-06, 02:36
Great Report Euro 100...but I cannot understand why you felt you had to fake it? Why all that hassle?


I don't know, I guess I wanted to see if I could pull it off. The session was pretty much a dud, and I decided that I wanted to have some fun. Since the girls often fake it so convincingly, I wanted to see if a seasoned pro can detect when I fake it.

euro

Euro100
02-01-06, 02:42
Euro, what rates did Colosseum charge?

50 euro entrance fee
50 euro for each half hour of normal suck&fuck
50 euro additional for CIM
6 euro for the pizza that was delivered (no joke; you order the food at the reception; the food is delivered to the bar; you pay at the recption for your food as you leave - other restaurant options, Thai for example, were also available)
I did not try anal (I am not a big fan of Greek to start with; the only place I do it is Brazil, because it is included there in the price and sometimes the girsl expect it; I would not pay extra for this service)

euro

GabrielPontello
02-01-06, 09:15
entrance is 60 euros

Peter
02-01-06, 23:21
If you have had 3 or 4 sessions on a day and you maybe have trouble cumming the reasons to fake with a pro are all the same as faking at home, maybe even more. Any girl that is worth going with feels really disappointed about not doing her job well if she doesn't get you to finish. Trust me, I can fget it up a lot qicker than I can manage to shoot again, and if the girls don't know me, and know this about me they get really disappointed, they feel like a failure. Even with girls who know this about me they often feel bad about it and ask other girls if that customer has not managed to cum wiht them.

If you don't you might get asked a bunch of questions "Wasn't I good" "Did I not do enough" "How Many Rooms have you gone". so to save some hassle faking it is OK.

Will Stewart
02-02-06, 00:06
If you have had 3 or 4 sessions on a day and you maybe have trouble cumming the reasons to fake with a pro are all the same as faking at home, maybe even more. Any girl that is worth going with feels really disappointed about not doing her job well if she doesn't get you to finish. Trust me, I can fget it up a lot qicker than I can manage to shoot again, and if the girls don't know me, and know this about me they get really disappointed, they feel like a failure. Even with girls who know this about me they often feel bad about it and ask other girls if that customer has not managed to cum wiht them.

If you don't you might get asked a bunch of questions "Wasn't I good" "Did I not do enough" "How Many Rooms have you gone". so to save some hassle faking it is OK.I find it takes me ages to finish anyway. Last girl I was with, well over an hour before I finished. I honestly prefer to spend my time pleasuring the woman before even considering myself which probably constitutes a mental block in my case.

Do the FKK girls actually let themselves go enough to really enjoy a seesion so that they may have an orgasm first? To be honest, I feel like I'm treating them like nothing more than a piece of meat for my gratification if they don't get anything out of it.

Euro100
02-02-06, 05:34
entrance is 60 euros

Nope, not when I was there. Each time I only paid 50 euros.

Beffen1
02-04-06, 05:51
i hadn't been to golden time since they added the outside cabins. previously, i had always had some smashing sessions with hottie like polish sabine, finnish marlene (now at samya), ive the german blase hase (blow rabbit), and franceska the towering "student". but this trip, such sessions were not in the cards.

driving back into nrw from our headquarters at the hotel van der valk right next to the highway in venlo, we were pulled over at the german border in venlo and the politzei searched both the car and our persons and my bag for drugs. wim and i arrived at gt at around 3:30 and missed the brunch.the daytime lineup was not that impressive to me and men greatly outnumbered women. we had some biertjes at the bar and surveyed the scene. i chatted with a short plump girl from bali but i was more interested in a tall eurobabe. i noticed a brunette who reminded me of the famous german sandra of de wallen. she sat by the wall along the back of the bar where i found out her name is jessica. she is tall, slim toned brunette from the nrw region. a few experimental kisses and i asked her for a key.

in the room, i got a few more kisses but not nearly enough. jessica began by pushing me down on the bed and licking my nipple with her darting tongue, just as sandra always does in de wallen. the bbbj was a little below average and did not venture over the balls or anywhere else. 69 was verboten. daty was tasty but elicited no reaction. the intime session was nice but strictly professional with little or no kissing and too many position changes before i was ready. in short a very pretty girl who reminded me of a legend, but no danger of recurrence. this seemed to be the theme for me this trip.

i spent the few hours relaxing in the sauna and chatting with wim and ijsbeer friends. dinner was basic sauerbraten with pasty dumplings and red cabbage. i wasn't seeing anything to really float my boat. one of my dutch friends was undergoing a drama scene with his beloved romanian [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) and came over to recommend one of her classmates. sandra is one of the cutest girls i have seen in nrw. she has a perfect little body, tiny schoolgirl ass and perfect real c-cups on a teen queen black haired pixie. but she is indeed vey quiet and this comes across as she is "doing her duty" with abosolutely no connection and no pleasure on her part. the bj was very boring- hard, fast, and way too much hand action. any position i wanted was ok, but again, no connection at all. pure optikfick. pity, because i would take the little cutie for hours if she was responsive.

and so ended the most unspectacular trip, girlwise, i have made in germany. i definately prefer the frankfurt fkk scene and i fully expect to get my luck and my mojo back in two weeks for a four day stint in frankfurt.

beffen

Captain America
02-04-06, 11:40
Went back a few weeks ago and found a lot of changes - all for the better:
they expanded into the space of FKK38 next door. Seeing that the gate in front of FKK38 is gone I am assuming they're out of business. More space meant more girls to keep the 30+ rooms occupied, and they were mostly 6ft tall, blonde, tan, trim and had big boobs. Dinner is also much improved, hot food etc. They added a Thai massage in the basement as well, 30 euros for 30 minutes. Session price had gone up to 50 Euros, but thankfully the CIM option only adds another 10 to that so it's still a much better deal than at most clubs. In between admiring all the new stuff I had two vey enjoyable sessions with dark-skinned Eva from Jamaica and Diana from Russia. Eva was very GFE and gave great head, Diana was one of the blond 6 footers and she sure did not disappoint in any department either.

Globus
02-05-06, 09:47
Eva was very GFE and gave great head, Diana was one of the blond 6 footers and she sure did not disappoint in any department either.[/QUOTE]Hi Captain America

I'm looking for a Diana who has worked in another club before. (Although she might have changed her name)

Is Diana quite tall, slim, blonde hair (down to the shoulder maybe) A/B Cups and claims to be from Moscow/Russia? If she' s the same as I mean, then I agree she gives a very good service.

Could you please describe her or give me a hint? Thanks a lot.

Globus

Globus
02-05-06, 12:06
Eva was very GFE and gave great head, Diana was one of the blond 6 footers and she sure did not disappoint in any department either.Hi Captain,

I am looking for a Diana who worked in another club before.

Is Diana tall, very slim, blond (not too long, down to the shoulders) A/B-Cups and claims to be from Moscow/Russia?

If she' s the same Diana, I agree with you, she gives a very good service.

Could you please describe her? Your help would be very appreciated.

Thanks.

Globus

Peter
02-12-06, 22:25
Here is the HP :http://www.fkk-villa.de/

This review is in response to Excess's question in regard to options in and around Hannover for the CEBIT trade fair. I have been to this place 3 times and I can recommend it on a normal weekday or weekend night, not sure what it is like during CEBIT.

I had heard of this place through a very few postings in German forums, most of them positive. I think the reasons you don't read much about clubs like this, or Park schloss Dali (another one of my favourites way far away from any other club) is because they are the only alternative in their region. since the people don't really have much of a choice, there really isn't a forum built up around it, because a forum that is just about one club is sort of boring. so people all the way from Bielefeld to Braunschweig know this is the only decent alternative in the area.

the other options are old style night club bars in the heart of downtown. these are more or less rip off joints where old hags try to get you to buy expensive drinks, i can't recommend them at all.

But on to Villa. In germany villa means Mansion, and that is exactly what this place is. Supposedly it was built by some excentric business man quite a while ago as his private house. It is pretty much at the end of a street behind the wholesale market (Großmarkt), not sure if it only the Metro, or some sort of bigger market. well, it is a pretty damned impressive house, even though it looks like ti is in the middle of an abandoned field. they built the thing in the way that castles were built, with a tower, and some ceilings that look like they were all carved by hand.

so you go in downstairs, pay 50€ entrance fee. the changing room is split into 3 locker areas, and a nice shower area. all of them are really clean, and smell good. Downstairs there is also a buffet, a solarium ($), a movie theatre where they also show soccer game and a massage area. The food is not the best i have ever had at a club, but it wasn't the worst either.

Then you go up the staircase into the big bar area. this is a big room, wiht an amazing ceiling and other old english architectural details. There is a hand carved bar, where I am not sure which drinks are free, and which you might have to pay for. it looks like they have most sorts of liquor, but the water i stick to is definitely free, as are the apples lying around.

The girls are Naked (for some reason a lot of people care about this aspect, so i mention it) with a sash to sit on. When i have gone there have been 10-18 women there, about 6 or so directly at the bar, and the others spread out among the 15 or so couches they have in the little alcove rooms adjoining the bar room. i have never seen the place really crowded with men, and i have always been in a bit of a rush there (as it has been on trips to and from Berlin, and i have a long way to go), so i don't know whether any couch action exists or not.

I have found the girls to be typical of any top rate club. I do remember the ones I saw being a bit better looking than the ones on the homepage pics and profiles, and I am sure that for the trade fair there are a number of girls coming from throughout the area to pick up some business.

I found a personal favourite in a shorter "spunky" sort of girl from Bonn who used ot work in FKK Burg there. she has a full body tatoo, and is just a ball of fire. i can't remember her name to save my life. I also went with a Croatian girl wiht a tight body, but who seems a bit dominant in the room. She is somehow involved with the manager or owner of the club and i wouldn't blindly recommend her.

After you pick a girl you head upstairs again to a very impressive set of rooms. I have been in the tower room most times, which is a really round big bed which takes up most of the tower. If it is available i would recommend it.

I can't rememberthe price scheme for all extras, because i don't really like extras other than extra time, but I am pretty sure the prices are all Frankfurt Standard. i know the first half hour is 50€.

so if you are in Hannover, or travelling from anywhere near Cologne to Berlin it is worth a stopover.

Dreams
02-12-06, 22:38
Just to add to the previous post: I went to Villa some 18 months ago, and yes, it's the only place in the area.

I went in the afternoon, on a day where there was no fair. The place was very quiet, 6-8 gitls, 2-3 guys. Girls were a mix of East european, German , Cubans, and one Asian. They did look pretty bored. None stunning. The Thai girl finally made contact, and i went with her. God BBBJ, nd good service all together.

3 points: 1) Once you start to touch the girl, or let her touch you, the deal is considered done. So don't let yourself be groped, or touch the girl if you don't want to go with her 2) price is suppposed to be 50 Euros, for CBF and FS. It's 25 more for BBBJ. But she won't ask you, she willl give you BBBJ and ask for 75 at the end.3) when talking to one of the girl about how quiet the place was, she said that I should come where there is a fair; and that they get extra girls , and that those extra girls are not really up to it... You will be able to judge and report!!

But as said before, not a bad place at all.

Mufu
02-13-06, 03:45
Went back a few weeks ago and found a lot of changes - all for the better:
they expanded into the space of FKK38 next door.

Well it seems that "Big is dangerous" in the Rotlichtmilieu. The fire was quite serious and two patrons went to hospital. Hard to explain to their wife!

Akibono
02-13-06, 08:12
Back to the land of milk and honeys next week. Hope the weather is better. Was going to go this weekend, but with the messe this week, things were just a bit too pricey and hectic. Hope my favorites are still around next week.

Excess
02-13-06, 08:23
Thank you very much for sharing that, Peter.

There is little not to like from your report about FKK Villa. Sounds very grand.

Pity about the lack of options, but I'll make every attempt to get there and provide a report, of course. Must be a market opening for other establishments in the area.

Again, hats off to Peter - ask and ye shall receive. ISG Book of Songs, Verse 21.

Excess
02-13-06, 09:50
Breadman,

PHG and GT offer all the free beer you can drink, both have outdoor access. Samya also has free beer but I do not think they have an outdoors. Oase has no alcohol at all. FKK World offers beers for 5 euros and cocktails (vodka, rum, etc) for 8 euros.

beffen


Just as a clarification to Beffen1's post: Samya does have an outside area, it is through the glass door opposite the bar in the lounge area.

It is not a large area and is not grassed. It has walls for privacy, tables and chairs with large sun umbrellas. Probably room for about 20 people comfortably.

Spent quite some time on a summer afternoon/evening between sessions there with guests and girls. In the evening, the BBQ was fired up and a nice evening meal was had by all.

Hope that this helps.

Iseeu
02-14-06, 03:24
Excess,
Read my post from CeBit 2 years ago: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=199201&postcount=225

Fortunately ( I hate that show) in my current position, I can choose not to go to Hannover, so this report was the last of the 2 times that I was there and there was a marked difference during CeBit week. As expected there were alot of temporary sp help for the show week, but also alot of rowdy non-regular customers.

I had a great time, with 3 great sessions, 2 of which were with 2 of the most gorgeous FKK women I have ever been with. As Peter has described it, it's a very impressive building, and try and get to that tower room....

Excess
02-14-06, 10:50
Thank you for the report, Iseeu.

The place does sound like an absolute gem from all aspects.

Cebit week may be a bit hectic I expect, and a bit out of the norm for the place.

Barring any unforseen eventualities - I expect to visit and of course, thanks to Peter, yourself and the other members' notes on FKK Villa - deserving of an updated report that I will gladly provide.

Thanks All.

Rain City
02-19-06, 20:07
I visited GT recently. As Beffen 1 recently reported, the line up was less than impressive. However, I still managed to have a good time.

My base camp was Hotel Central in Cologne (65 Euro + 12.50 Euro wireless internet access/night). It's 1 min walking distance to Cologne central train station. I took train to Boischem. It's a small regional station and no taxi or telephone booth. Walked a few minutes and found a restaurant on the main road. Had a quick lunch and asked them to call a taxi. It's about 10 minutes ride and costed me 15 Euro.

The receptionist (a very cute German lady) explained to me the system: 50 Euro entrance, 50 Euro for first 30 min, 25 Euro for preceeding 30 min, 25 Euro for CIM, and 50 Euro for anal. I really liked the very clear price structure.

She handed me a robe. I thought it was better than the bath towels.

They served food throughout the day and night. Breakfast type items (bread, cheese, etc) at 11 AM, cake in the afternoon, dinner at 6 PM, and pizza at 9 PM. Another thing I liked.

They also have very good management. The guys who work there also wear the bath robes. So first, I did not know who were the mongers and who were the employees. These guys were constantly cleaning up the bathroom, and replenishing the toilet supplies. Another plus!

In addition to typical FKK drinks, you can also get beer free. And the girls at the bar work really hard to keep up with the demanding customers like myself. Another plus.

They also have enough rooms for the number of girls/customers. So, no long wait like Palace in weekend.

Their weakness was, IMHO, the quality of the girls. Unlike Frankfurt area FKKs, I did not see even one 9+. Most of them were 4-6 range. A few 7s, and just 3-4 8s.

Another thing I did not like was that they were not totally naked. They wore lingurie. I thought it was just that day, but the girls told me it's like that everyday.

I first went for Lisa from Germany. I thought she was the most beautiful one and her score was 9/9 (face/body). But in the room when she undressed, I realized that she had way too many tatoos for my liking, and a pierced nipple. Overall it was a nice session, though.

Then I went for Mona from Romania. She was another beauty and I would score her 8/8. The session was nice, though not memorable.

By the time I was ready for the third session, I did not see anybody attractive left in the bar. I noticed that average session here was a lot longer. Because it's less expensive to have longer sessions, many people opted for that option. It made sense, since even 2 hour session would be only 125 Euro.

Then I spotted Nora from Poland (during my visit, I went for four letter named girls). First, I was not sure if I should go for her or not. She was about 7/7, but fun and funny to talk to. In other words, she was the kind of girl I would typically date in back home if she was a regular girl (and most likely I would score after certain dating period). I was hoping for better looking girls, since I was paying. But I knew that the pick was getting slimer and slimmer. So I decided to have a session with her and I was so glad that I did. It was a fun session, and she was tight. Considering it was the third of the day, her tightness really helped.

After the satisfying experience, I took a taxi to Monchengladbach. It's about 25 min ride and costed me 50 Euro. Then I found there was no train to Cologne and I became panic. After talking with a girl at the station, I quickly discovered that I could take a train to Dusseldorf, then switch to anther train to Cologne. So it worked.

Overall, it was good. But I don't know if I will go back unless I am in NWR area already. IMHO, Frankfurt area clubs offer a lot more lookers. They may not be the best performers, but they surely are easy on your eyes.

As a side note, I spoke with many girls when I was in-between the sessions. Kim (Holland) had a very nice body, but her face was just average (6/9). Jessica (Germany) was the same way (6/9). Patricia (Brazil) was a bit on the older side (around 30?), but I am sure she offers great services (7/7). I am sure the Polish girl I spoke with was incredibly hot 5 years ago (in her early to mid 30s) and she still looked good (7/9).

Breadman
02-19-06, 21:02
They served food throughout the day and night. Breakfast type items (bread, cheese, etc) at 11 AM, cake in the afternoon, dinner at 6 PM, and pizza at 9 PM.

you can also get beer free

They also have enough rooms for the number of girls/customers.

Most of them were 4-6 range. A few 7s, and just 3-4 8s.

Another thing I did not like was that they were not totally naked. They wore lingurie. I thought it was just that day, but the girls told me it's like that everyday. Rain, great report. Sounds like you had a decent time although the talent was a bit lacking. You did answer some questions on the quality of food that's served at the club, and at least they had free beer (always helps make the 6's look like 7's after a couple). I'm new to the fkk scene, but i did visit a club where the ladies wore lingurie...and if your watchful you can notice that many try to hide anything that might turn off possible bookings.

Im curious how this clubs outdoor facilities compare to other clubs (ie world, oase and phg). The gallery on their website is password protected, and I for one cant gain access to it. I can understand a club restricting pictures of their women, but restricting pic's of the clubs decor and setup? Doesnt make sense why you'd risk turning away potential clients. Your website is designed to lure new customers, not turn them away before they even come to your door. No excuse for not having at least general photo's of the club.

On my next trip im hitting my two favorite partytreff clubs, then take the remaining 5 days and travel to some of the bigger fkk clubs. Oase, World, PHG and Wildenrath make up 4 of those 5 days. Goldentime and Cocoon are tied for the 5th and last open spot, and it looks like Cocoon is going to be the winning choice. No outdoor facilities, but top notch talent and of coarse free beer to make these hotties even hotter.

Shark16
02-19-06, 21:32
Just found this website: http://www.fkk-dschungel.de/ . It says opening is "früjahr 2006", it's in "Rhein Main Gebiet", and that the club has a "jungle theme". Otherwise, I think the info on the website is scarce.

Does anyone have any further info on this, like more exactly where it is, how to get there, how large it is, whether it has decent management, the chances for attracting the girls we would like to see there, etc.?

Rain City
02-20-06, 08:14
I would say the outdoor facility at GT is comparable to Oase's, although there was no outdoor jacuzzi or sauna. GT has the cottages, like Oase, and it comes with AC/heater. It's kind of chilly to go outside now, but if the rooms inside are all taken, we need to. PHG, I have not visited, so I cannot comment.

I was talking with a fellow monger at the bar, and he told me he drove from Dusseldorf to GT on the regular basis. I asked him if there are any decent clubs there, and he said there are but they are a lot more expensive than GT. To me, the talent is the most important thing, but everyone is different.

RC

Doctor_Skank
02-20-06, 10:08
Hi Captain America,

Thanks for the info on F39. Is the club still operating?

You mentioned an entry fee of 50€.

Is Fuck and Suck BBBJ still 35 €?

GabrielPontello
02-20-06, 13:00
since my first visit dated last september, the level at Colosseum has gone down and down
quantitatively, the number of the girls remained inaltered (aprox. 20 girls)
the quality is really disappointing due to the large number of big asses and fake tits
the only valid option is Ana from Poland, always busy
almost desperate and disappointed, I choosed Soraya, a funny (not very nice) brazilian, already tested in the past
she has a good attitude and enjoys it

then I opted for Anastacia, from Ukraina, a blond girl with a slim (too slim) body
she's not into it but is really professional and has excellents skills
recemmended for her good technique

Toscana
02-20-06, 15:59
Returned to Samya in Cologne on Friday. There seems to have been quite a turnover of girls in the last ten weeks or so, but the quality is not bad at all. After the second shift got settled in around four in the afternoon there were probably 20-25 girls around; not quite so many men. In my experience it is one of the easiest clubs in which to identify and actually nab the girls you have heard about. The website and several forums I viewed help considerably.

At the moment the place is firmly in the hands of the Polish. I reckon nearly half the girls were from the K’s. Kattowice, Krakow, Koksuk, places like that. And this is no bad thing. Most of them look really good, if you like Slav blondes, and the two I chose were very good value in the room. But of course watch out on the business side. However friendly and good in the room they may be, they can be unscrupulous on pricing, timing, extras etc. They will try it on.

Domenica, 19, Kattowice, was one of those on my recommends list. Dark blonde straggly hair. Not a beautiful body, but everything in the right place. Her strongest suit is her bedroom eyes. I went for her, because I had been told she was a kisser. This was very much the case, and she provided a good, active, cooperative session.

Martina, 20, from Krakow was not on any lists I had, but she is a great looker. Short natural yellow-blonde hair sculpted to the shape of her head. Quite striking. Marvellously proportioned body, slim but with lovely C breasts. She came over as rather too cool before we got into the room, but she was in fact out to please, and is naturally talented. Extended to an hour, which ended in a crunching CIM finish. We were both pretty knackered by the end, but it didn’t stop her negotiating. I told her we could extend for another half hour if she would do non-stop 69 and carry me down the stairs at the end. :-) She finally admitted she was up to neither, so we left it. Recommend this one.

I was 95% certain who my next choice was as soon as she entered the “bistro”. She has an unmistakable physical aura, even though she moves with real economy, even modesty. She turned all male heads as she went to fetch her coffee, and the level of conversation dropped a couple of decibels instantly. Quite funny really. Routard described Marleen, 21, from Finland a couple of months ago, and he was accurate. It was indeed her. An immaculate slim Nordic blonde, although her face is not quite as perfect as her body. There is no doubt when you see her that she must come from Norway, Sweden or Finland. But there it ends really. She is friendly, but distant, honest in the room, but detached. You cannot soften her really. Optikfick. OK, I knew the score from the reports and I still couldn’t resist. And boy, is she tight.

Not mentioned on this forum to date is Tik. She is a dark-skinned Thai, and is one of the stars at the club. She was there, but I had run out of time. She is beautiful indeed, as the pictures on the website confirm. I asked a weary German mongerer whom I had seen come out of the room with her for the rundown. He confirmed all I had heard, and would I please help a lucky, broken man into the showers? So, if you make it to Samya, check your medical insurance and look out for her.

Routard
02-21-06, 13:10
I was 95% certain who my next choice was as soon as she entered the “bistro”. She has an unmistakable physical aura, even though she moves with real economy, even modesty. She turned all male heads as she went to fetch her coffee, and the level of conversation dropped a couple of decibels instantly. Quite funny really. Routard described Marleen, 21, from Finland a couple of months ago, and he was accurate. It was indeed her. An immaculate slim Nordic blonde, although her face is not quite as perfect as her body. There is no doubt when you see her that she must come from Norway, Sweden or Finland. But there it ends really. She is friendly, but distant, honest in the room, but detached. You cannot soften her really. Optikfick. OK, I knew the score from the reports and I still couldn’t resist. And boy, is she tight.



Toscana,

Your excellent writing style describing Marleen in a way I couldn't do myself brings me back to my last sweet moments of my previous FKK Tour. Yes, she was my very last session of three days of FKK, and no matter how beautiful she was, I was dried out and I just couldn't come. It's a feeling of unfinished job, and you convinced me to book a flight for my next FKK tour, and start it where I left it last time. Ready for a new ISG meeting?

Muratlale4
02-21-06, 13:22
Hello Folks,

I was just wondering if you guys know any FKK Clubs ın Frankfurt or Nürnberg?

Beffen1
02-21-06, 22:12
Rotard and Toscana,

I have been with Marlene a number of times, first at PHG and then at GT before she moved to Samya (I haven't been there yet). Marlene does warm up with time and can be quite playful once she gets to know you. And with a girl who looks like Marlene, it is worth getting to know her I think.

beffen

GandJim
02-21-06, 23:09
I was just wondering if you guys know any FKK Clubs ın Frankfurt or Nürnberg?
The Frankfurt area has 3 of the biggest FKKs around, Palace (in Frankfurt), Oase and World (need a car). They all have their own thread on this board.

Never been to Nürnberg, but heard of a FKK Sylt down there. Maybe there are more.

Peter
02-21-06, 23:39
You've got all the clubs fro Frankfurt and Nurnberg listed. Sylt is the only game in town in Nurnberg. It is right by the airport, and it is quite good. It is a bit more expensive than Frankfurt area clubs, because you pay 50€ extra for BBBJ.

Regarding Lena, Marlena or whatever she is calling herself at Samya. I have her firmly on my FLOP list. First off she is from Finland, but half Russian. Her body really is amazing, the face isn't the best in the history of the world, but although she is mechanically a good lay, I find her cold calculating and quite a bit of a b*tch. I don't see myself going with her again, and I think in the past I was with her 3 times.

They took her pictures down from the Samya sight, so I am not 100% sure that she is still there.

Toscana
02-22-06, 09:17
http://groups.msn.com/FKKGUIDE/fkksamya.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=136

Peter, this is Marlen at Samya. I stick with my description below. Wouldn't call her calculating or a b*tch. Hey, you never know, she may even be improving her interpersonal skills since the time you were with her. But she does have a way to go, though :-).

Routard
02-22-06, 15:51
Marleen looks like an angel, better than on Toscana's picture, as you can not really see her perfect body, just her "average" face. Peter, keep in mind that 99.99% of men in the world will never be able to fuck such a girl in their entire life. Everybody has his own opinion of course, but a fact is that she is extremely popular and it's extremely difficult to get a session with her. I had to wait a whole night before I could go with her to the room, half an hour before closing time, thanks to a regular customer who helped me with it. We all agree how cold she is, but this regular customer confirmed me that it takes a long time, but once you manage to break the ice...it's heaven. Anyway, you admited also how irresitible she is, as you went back three times with her!

Peter, I don't say that you are wrong about Marleen. But you probably live surrounded by about 60 FKK within less than 50km from your home. Please be a bit more comprehensive with the vast majority living in a sex desert who need to take an airplane to be able to live just for a few days your life in paradise.

Excess
02-22-06, 16:41
Routard and Toscana,

I think that you may have missed in Peter's note on Marleen that "I think in the past I was with her 3 times."

Now besides the usual, YMMV, your praise of the efforts of this lady may very well be due to the repeated, unselfish and patient efforts by Peter to educate the poor girl in how to properly service a monger.

You may very well may have reaped the rewards of one of the ISG's Masters advanced tutorial techniques on a receptive pupil.

It is good to hear that a great teacher can still be the making of a talented pupil to the benefit of mankind.

Toscana
02-22-06, 16:59
Am I to detect a little gentle irony? But for the record, I sure didn't praise her efforts! The other two girls were much better, apart from the optics.

F*** me, Peter, if that's the best you can do for me after all these years of masterful teaching, I'm goin' elsewhere. LOL.

Excess
02-22-06, 19:43
Sigh, looks like Marleen will have to stay behind after class for some more remedial work. Guess she didn't realize that the ISG Adjudicators are tough markers and have memories and other body parts like elephants. Poor girl.

Peter
02-23-06, 00:04
Thanks for the compliment!

Actually the reason I kept going back was that at the time in GT there were a lot of fat women, and I don't like fat women. So I thought a mediocre session with a girl with (at the time) one of the best asses I have ever seen would be better than fucking a fatty!

Maybe she has improved, because at Goldentime it was never really tough to get a session with her. I remember seeing her sitting on that couch in the corner on the wall where the buffet is for hours. I remember it well, she often had these really nice pink and white checkered underwear on.

But in that picture she almost looks like she actually put on a bit of weight around her tummy, and she is always recognizable via that sun around her belly button. I wouldn't say it is her face that is mediocre. The only real problem is her teeth. She should invest some money in getting rid of the small and blackened teeth, and she would be even more a stunner. On another very minor point I think she would be a good candidate for anal bleaching (it exists) as she really has some dark meat around there.

But what I remember from my only two trips to Samya is that at the time they were sorely lacking in women with figures like Marlenes. The girls there were more full figured. So maybe that is what makes her more popular.

Sometimes it take a while to get through to a girl. I have a special relationship with Laura (from Latvia) from PHG. very few other people do well with her, as she offers very little service. the funny thing is when she works at Colloseum in Augsburg she offers most of the extras she doesn't in PHG (Except anal). Wehn I ask her why, she says, "because it costs more there".

So in a different setting she is a different girl.

Again, a reason I love my little home club Wildenrath. I have 3 or 4 girls there (although the calibre is nowehere near what it was 2 years ago - how I miss Domenika, Dana, Naomi, Bea, Beate and so many of the other high quality girls who have left (aside from Bea they are all out of the business)) who know me, and who I know, and our sessions really are GFE's. But that has taken abotu 20 sessions a piece.

I know I am spoiled. I seriously haven't taken a couple of jobs that would take me out of the FKK heaven I am in.

There are guys out there who pay $10,000 a year for their golf & Country club. I probably pay the same a year in entrance fee's and rooms, but I swear I have the better deal.

I am so damn horny now I am going to head to Tropicana, which seems to have improved in talent as of late!

Euro100
02-23-06, 08:10
Ready for a new ISG meeting?

YOU BET!

Say when.

euro

Euro100
02-23-06, 08:14
There are guys out there who pay $10,000 a year for their golf & Country club. I probably pay the same a year in entrance fee's and rooms, but I swear I have the better deal.

Fucking right, you do! I speak from experience. Of course, if you lose balls at the golf club, it's no big deal. In an FKK, on the other hand ;)

euro

GabrielPontello
02-23-06, 10:17
I hate these kind of discussion about the different FKK's because it pushs me to take a flight and check all the places and I have not so much time to do it...
I feel that both GT and PHG are important steps in my resume and I've never been there
last year, being in Holland, I headed up to Parksauna because Peter made me curios about that and I found exactly what he described
a warm and quiet place with several beauties around
the only problem I had was the language barrier because the most of the girl spoke just german and I don't

what I really would like to know about GT and PHG from you guys is something about the atmosphere...

for example, I missed a lot Atlantis for the high quality and I think that Oase and Palace have a quality close to that
tough that, I definetely put World on the top of my list because there's an amazing atmosphere
on the contrary, I don't like at all the atmosphere in Colosseum, a place crowded by fatties, silyconized breats and bored girls

Peter
02-23-06, 20:52
GP,

At the moment there is not all that great a party atmosphere in PHG and GT. At least among the women. At GT the dutch sort of make their own party, but it doesn't have all that much to do with the girls. sometimes I think these guys think they are in a pub where they just happen to wear bathrobes.

The only club in this area where the girls really are showing any of the orgy atmosphere that used to make atlantis special (and which I sort of still noticed on my last Oase visit) is Schieferhof. It is full of fatties and geriatrics, but those are the customers. I think the atmosphere is really fake, but there is that orgy atmosphere.

I have had a great atmosphere thing in Cocoon a couple of times, but sometimes it is also the coldest place on earth.

Right now I am not so happy in my mongering life here. It just isn't what it used to be. I thought for a while I was getting jaded. But then I looked at old pictures of the girls I used to love that worked and have left the game. I looked at old pics of Domenica, Naomi, Anna, Dana, Anita (from BN), Beate and all the other girls I used to worship who have quit the game. There really isn't that sort of talent coming up.

Things can change, but at the moment I am not blown away. And since I am fucking hotter chicks in real life than in my mongering life, it sort of bugs me. The funny thing is the private girls I am fucking are also into more kinky stuff, so I think the world is a little askew.

Johnny Darko
02-23-06, 22:04
[QUOTE=Peter]

Again, a reason I love my little home club Wildenrath. I have 3 or 4 girls there (although the calibre is nowehere near what it was 2 years ago - how I miss Domenika, Dana, Naomi, Bea, Beate and so many of the other high quality girls who have left (aside from Bea they are all out of the business)) who know me, and who I know, and our sessions really are GFE's. But that has taken abotu 20 sessions a piece.

How come you did not spend more sessions with Marlene? You could have broken her in. Or did you see it as mission impossible?

JD

Beffen1
02-23-06, 23:28
peter,

as i remember her, marlene has the sweetest pinkest bumhole and mini cooch and nice teeth. she has always been really friendly, patient, even though i am a bit slow and hard to finish, and accomodating with me and is on my all time hottie top five. she is not particularly vocal during coitus but she gives a nice oral and any position is fine with her.

i do, however, agree with your assessment of phg and gt's lackluster atmosphere of late. also i found the food mediocre at both places last month. i couldn't get a gfe at either establishment, a first for me on a trip to germany. the places were crowded and the ratios and lineups were not what i remebered from 2003. the 5 girls i tried were either uninspiring, restrictive, bored, and/or lazy.

on the other hand, fkk world this week was packed with gorgeous, young, natural, friendly and horny girls, lots of newbies and [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900). i connected big time (two 90 minutes love fests) with a supermodel veteran who i first met more than a year ago and flopped with. another great party on saturday, the carnival party, even then it was not hard to get a room most of the night. it was mainly a buyer's market and most of the girls were working to please. fkk world is my second home and it seldom fails to satisfy in all respects.

beffen

Peter
02-24-06, 01:15
JD,

I didn't get any sort of good vibe from Marlene at all. She seems like the ultimate Golddigger. I know for a while she was driving a huge mercedes CL (It is a 100K€ car). I loved her body, but I hated everything else about her. I need a lot of chemistry for me to really work on making some girl and me work well together.

Euro100
02-24-06, 01:33
on the contrary, I don't like at all the atmosphere in Colosseum, a place crowded by fatties, silyconized breats and bored girls

GP, I don't want to have along argument, but the two most recent times I was at ColA, I saw a low of good-looking girls and not a lot of silicone tits. I had a really good time there.

Here is my post from my most recent vist last month:
http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=429718&postcount=635

Bottom line, though, I am with Beffen1: FKKW is my favorite hang-out.

cheers

Fkk Lover
02-24-06, 06:31
I agree. ColA was full of beach bunny hotties the last time I visited there. Polish blondie Anna was definitely on my top 10 list.

Beffen1, World is not your second home, it IS your home! You might as well ask if you could pay rent instead of entrance fees. ;)

GabrielPontello
02-24-06, 11:39
you guys are probably right, because sometimes ColA has a good variety of hotties...but sometimes absolutely not !!
I've been there a dozen of times in the last 5 months and have found a great difference visit by visit.
last time was absolutely the worst one (Ana, one of my favourite also, was ever busy and I just had the chance to say hello to her).
to be honest, I've to say the evry time I go to World and then to ColA, this seems to me a not adequate place because I'm probably influenced by the nice time spent in FKKW.
but, once againg, I've to say that even the World has not such that high level I found time ago on my fist visits and actually it is so tasteful thanks to my beloved Eva (I'm getting romantic, isn't it?)

Warsteiner
02-25-06, 21:58
Guys,

I'm going to be in NRW next Friday and Saturday (3/4 March) and want to visit one new club each day. I've already been to PHG, Samya and Blue Note several times and was thinking about GT and YinYang. Do you have any better recommendations?

I've pretty much decided to visit YinYang on Sat 4th March as this will be on my way home (I'll be driving back to the UK via Calais) but having read Rain City's report on GT I'm not too sure about visiting this club.

Peter, I'd be interested to hear some more info about Wildenrath as I don't really know anything about this club. I'll be driving so transport is not a problem. I've visited Samya on several occasions so I know I could have a good time there but would like to try somewhere new.

If anyone wants to meet up I'll be at whichever club you guys recommed on Friday 3rd March from about 6pm and on Saturday I'll be at YinYang from opening time until about 6pm.

Chewch
02-26-06, 18:48
I will be in Frankfurt area in mid April and plan on hitting the main fkk's there.

However, I am hoping I could get a couple of other great leads for others near there.

I will have a car and noticed a lot of talk about samya in koln. Was wondering if any of you experts would suggest the best overall that I can hit.

I really appreciate any info that you could give me. Much thanks

Stano
02-26-06, 20:22
Guys,

I'm going to be in NRW next Friday and Saturday (3/4 March) and want to visit one new club each day. I've already been to PHG, Samya and Blue Note several times and was thinking about GT and YinYang. Do you have any better recommendations?I was in GT yesterday and it was pretty good : more than 50 girls and a crazy atmosphere. I think GT is still the best club in NRW.

I also recommend the Sudbad in Köln : www.sudbad.be (but don't go in the afternnon : most of the girls are comming for the evening because there are no clients in the afternoon)

And if you go home via Belgium, you can visit the Ritz, the new belgian FKK : www.ritzclubbing.be

Peter
02-27-06, 00:29
Warsteiner,

I can't believe I am going to say this, but avoid Wildenrath for the next two months. They are rebuilding and business isn't great at the moment. The quality of the girls is also not great at the moment. Other than long time stalwarts like Monica and stellar girls like Viktoria there isn't much you are missing at the moment. I hope things will improve after the rebuild. Perhaps they will come up with a new marketing scheme to break out of the samness rut.

I have not been hearing a lot of good things about Ying Yang, and I don't really see how that would be on your way home. You would be better off going via aachen, and following Stano's advice and stopping off in Belgium. I mean Ying Yang is drawing from a similar talent pool to the girls from the 3 clubs just this side of the border, whereas the belgian club might have a whole different range of girls.

I don't like the management of GT, and I don't really love the crowd, but there is no denying that it is booming at the moment.

Wanking
02-27-06, 21:49
Is the free beer in GT limitless?

Can I go there and drink 20 bottles after a few sessions??

Warsteiner
02-27-06, 21:50
Peter, Stano,

Thanks for the advice. I'll definately give Wildenrath a miss and will probably visit GT on Friday. I've never heard of any of the clubs in Belgium but I'll try and find out some info about the Ritz.

Mike De H
02-27-06, 22:11
Is the free beer in GT limitless?

Can I go there and drink 20 bottles after a few sessions??

Yes, but start staggering and you'll have a problem.

Ebauche
02-28-06, 03:22
FKK Haus, near Stuttgart in Fellbach.

13Feb -

Maria, deaf blonde German MILF. Excellent service, as always. Good kisser, nice soft, weighty breasts particularly fun to play with in jacuzzi. Good cowgirl. Offer anal but didn't this time.

Nelly, Turk living in Dusseldorf. VERY pretty girl. Optikfuck though.

Ania, Pole. Petite hardbody. Brown/dark red hair with crown dyed blonde. No tats, no piercings. Excellent kisser, excellent BBBJ, absolutely excellent anal. Loved having her ass fingered while she blew me. Lubed her up as I drove 2 fingers in knuckle deep, then she progressed to extremely enthusiastic reverse cowgirl anal. Very skilled post-coital massage as well. Would repeat, and did on 15Feb, returning to Haus specifically to assfuck her again.

Warsteiner
03-05-06, 14:37
3rd March

I made my first visit to Golden Time on the 3rd March. I arrived at about 4:30pm to find the car park completely full. There is a DIY store opposite with a car park but I also noticed that there were gates on this car park and as I didn’t want my car to be locked I parked on the street.

I was buzzed in and paid my €50 entrance fee. I’d never been here before but it was pretty obvious that the changing rooms were directly on the left. One of the things about this club is that the men and women all get changed in the same room. After having a shower I decided to investigate.

I came out of the changing rooms and turned left into the main room. This is a large room with a bar and several sofas. There were about 25 women and 30 men and as the majority of people smoked I found this room to be incredibly smoky. A lot of the women sit on bar stools next to one of the windows by the bar although many either sit on the sofas or roam around the club. I ordered a drink and carried on investigating. If you walk through the main room and turn right there is a very large winter garden/conservatory area, which houses a large Jacuzzi, a sauna, a couple of sun lounges and a bed. There is also a masseur in this area. Straight on is the cinema, which has several beds as well as a couple of sofas and there are numerous rooms dotted around the club. There is an outside area with a patio area but as there were a couple of centimetres of snow on the ground there was no-one using this area. There are also several huts outside, which are used if the rooms inside are busy.

After looking around I noticed a petite girl, which is normally the type of girl I prefer. I went over and she introduced herself as Melissa from Turkey. She was about 5’ 2” with B cup breasts, dark hair and a slim body. We had a bit of a chat and then she asked if I wanted to go to the cinema to get better acquainted. Once inside the cinema we went onto one of the beds and talked some more. She has previously worked in FKK Oase and is going back there shortly. I asked if we could go to a room and she wasn’t too keen on this as she said that there was a long wait due to the amount of men so we stayed in the cinema. She gave a very average BBBJ, wouldn’t kiss and the session was generally rushed. I paid my €50 and put that session down to experience.

After a very average session and the main room being way too smoky for my liking I was beginning to think that it may have been a mistake to visit this club.

I had a sauna and generally relaxed for a while before heading back to the main room to look for the next session. There were probably at least 15 women who I would have had a session with but I made eye contact with one girl and she came over. Her name was Larissa and she was about 5’ 5” with shoulder length dark hair and C cup breasts. She had previously worked full-time in the club but now only studies during the week and only works on Friday nights. We had a good chat while sat on one of the sofas and some DFK. She then disappeared to get a key for one of the rooms. We ended up going outside to one of the huts. The huts have air conditioning units and the one in our hut was set to 30 degrees Celsius, which was way too hot for my liking. Larissa is extremely passionate and does great BBJ. She has a pierced clitoris and loves receiving oral. After several positions I finished with CIM for an extra €25. We talked a bit more and then left to get some food and recuperate. Larissa was definitely worth another session but when I tried to find her later on she always seemed to be busy with other men.

After a bite to eat and another sauna I was relaxing on one of the sun lounges in the winter garden when Mina came and sat on my lap. She is about 5’ 6” tall with B cup breasts and shoulder length fair hair. She is from Morocco but looked more South American to me. She has a very tight body with a great little ass. I was still feeling a bit worn out after the session with Larissa but with Mina lying on top of me I started to feel a stirring in my loins so she went off to get a key for the rooms. We went to one of the huts outside and she immediately turned up the air-con unit. She started to give a really good BBBJ in a 69 position with good ball licking and sucking. We tried several positions and I was intending to CIM but no matter how hard she tried (and she tried really hard!) it just wasn’t going to happen. Maybe it was the fact that I had been up since 5:30am, maybe Larissa had worn me out or maybe I’m just getting too old but no matter what we did I just wasn’t able to cum. Even though I couldn’t cum it was still a good session with Mina and I would definitely have another session with her.

After another sauna I decided to call it a day and headed back to my hotel at about 10pm.

4th March.

After my visit on the previous day I decided to head back to GT before driving back to the UK. I arrived at about 11:30 and managed to find a space in the car park although it was already half full but I suppose some of these cars could have belonged to the girls unless they have a separate car park.

After showering I headed to the main room where there were about 15 women and a dozen men. I had a bit of breakfast and a drink before going for a sauna. After the sauna I thought I’d go and sit in the cinema for a while before having the first session but was intercepted on the way.

Charlene is 5’ 10” with long straight dark hair and natural D cup breasts. She is German and originally from Cologne. After a brief chat we headed off to the room. She gives an absolutely fantastic BBBJ with plenty of ball licking/sucking as well as licking up and down the shaft and a great tit fuck. We had sex in a couple of positions before I ended up tit fucking her until I came all over her breasts.

After a break I had another great session with Charlene but this time I tit fucked here and then CIM.

I left the club at about 3:30pm and the women on the door seemed genuinely concerned as to whether I had enjoyed myself as I was leaving so early. I explained that I had had 2 good sessions with Charlene and that I had to drive back to the UK and this seemed to reassure her.

Overall GT is a great club and I will definitely be visiting again and this club is now my favourite in NRW pushing Samya into second place. The only thing that I wasn’t too keen on is all of the smoke in the main room as there is a real need for some air conditioning but once the better weather arrives most people will be outside anyway.

Zelloo
03-08-06, 01:25
Could anyone tell me if there is a club in Hamburg? And where to find it?

Blondofil
03-08-06, 19:07
Could anyone tell me if there is a club in Hamburg? And where to find it?Hey you could try one of these out, but the quality is below the frankfurt area.:

FKK-Bergedorf, Hamburg-Bergedorf
Brookkehre 3,21029 Bergedorf
Entry : 40 €, Happy Hour=25 € on Wed 15-20,Fri 18-22,Sat13-01
30 min: 50 €
60 min: 100 €
Open:Mon-Sun 13-01
http://www.fkk-bergedorf.de/

Club Atmos, Hamburg-Harburg
Gross Mooring 1, 21079 Hamburg
Entry : 50 €
30 min: 50 €
60 min: 100 €
Extras: FT 30 €
Open:Mon-Sun 13-04
http://www.atmos-saunaclub.de/

FKK 125, Hamburg-Poppenbuttel
Saseler Chaussee 125, 22393 Hamburg
Entry : 50 €
30 min: 50 €
60 min: 100 €
Open:Mon-Sun 12-01
http://www.fkk-125-hh.de/

Warsteiner
03-09-06, 21:37
Guys,

After my previous visits to GT I'm going to be heading back on the 24th/25th March. Again I'll be arriving on the 24th at about 4pm and on the 25th I'll be there from about 11am - 5pm.

Let me know if anyone wants to meet up.

Mark User
03-10-06, 19:34
Excerpt from my report in "General Info":

As I wrote before, I am in Heidelberg for a week or so, and I looked for a place near here, and I went to FKK-Point in Bruschsal. Quite small, only a few girls, I was treated well. But it was a strange club layout, whith very cramped spaces to meet and chat up the girls. But they were friendly and accommodated my "english only" handicap.

Two wonderful sessions (Francine from France, and a cute brunette from Greece that I think said her name was Sasha or Sonya). I left happy and complete.

There was a simple buffet, but tasty, and entrance only 40. They even have a wheel you can spin for a chance for a free entrance. And a raffle for a motorbike.

Smaller floor space than I have been in, but intimate and I guess you could get used to it. If you are brave, you can go up to the girls in the bar area, but they seem to take up all the seat space, so some guys just stood in the hallway. I sat in the Kino and had a pleasant time with someone seeing if I wanted something to drink, if I wanted company, no pressure, just asking. I liked it. I will be back.

(see rest of report in General for my negative experience at Palace)

Mark

Mark User
03-12-06, 20:28
10 Euro nominal entrance fee, 50 per usual 30 min with a girl. Saw one person I have known before, Beatrice, and she was warm and cuddly and loving as ever. Saw a new girl, Olga, who kissed and cuddled and game me some great couch action before going up to a room.

Things have changed. No buffet while I was there, and the pool is gone; they covered it over with flooring, put in more couches, and added some first floor rooms. Still a quiet place, probably too slow for most of you, and probably not enough of a crowd. But for an aging relic like me, it is fine. there were six girls there when I went, and all would have been fun, I think. No one pushy, but no man allowed to sit too long on a couch before someone offered to join him at least.

free non-alcoholic drinks, a small sauna.

Mark "prefers quiet and small" User

Marlow
03-13-06, 13:52
They change the pricing at Dietzenbach so often! So now it is 10 Euro entrance? not bad, in fact pretty good. It is known as the Aldi of FKK clubs in Germany. Aldi being the cheap and cheerful supermarket chain in Europe. Maybe time to swing by once again. Had good and not so good times there myself. It was the first club I ever went to, and like everyone who's non-German was blown away by the whole FKK scene. One girl I recall was keen to demonstrate her flexibility on the grounds she wanted to be a porn star. She showed me her moves - twice.

FKKguide
03-17-06, 03:43
Is the free beer in GT limitless?

Can I go there and drink 20 bottles after a few sessions??Yes you may, but they'll kick you out once you show signs of inebrietion.

You'll lose your Eu 50 entry fee. So it's cheaper to buy your beer at Aldi.

All FKK clubs in Germany have a no 'drunks' policy. Mongering in FKKs is exactly opposite to bar crawling. http://fkkguide.cyberfreehost.com

Dedalus
03-17-06, 07:19
All FKK clubs in Germany have a no 'drunks' policy. Mongering in FKKs is exactly opposite to bar crawling.

Someone forgot to tell the good folks at PHG and World.

Cheers,

Dedalus

Darren Roberts
03-17-06, 11:17
Doe anyone know of an FKK in/near Braunchweig??

FKKguide
03-17-06, 19:10
Someone forgot to tell the good folks at PHG and World.
There are exceptions of course, esp if the managers come out of the bar/pub biz and are use to push alcohol.

But the general emphasis is on "wellness" not drunkenness. And that's why I like FKKs and absolutely HATE bars.

Girls abhor to have to deal with drunks too. Can't get it up/shoot off, then blame it on the woman, argue, start fights, fall in the pool and drown, vomit, scream and yell, crash their cars, ect ect.

Beer makes for a soft noodle too, don't you know.

Artemis has a 3 drink limit, some do not serve alcohol at all.

Warsteiner
03-17-06, 21:03
Originally Posted by Fkkguide.

All FKK clubs in Germany have a no 'drunks' policy. Mongering in FKKs is exactly opposite to bar crawling.


Originally Posted by Dedalus

Someone forgot to tell the good folks at PHG and World.Add GT to the list. I was there a couple of weeks ago on a Friday evening and there were about 8 Dutch guys who were getting fairly rowdy in the jacuzzi.

Breadman
03-19-06, 18:33
Reports have Sauna World moving locations at the end of the month, been keeping an eye on the clubs new name Finca Erotica's website. The website now looks to be fully operational (http://www.finca-erotica.de/). The pictures on the website arent all that flattering, maybe its still under construction and they dont want to show too much. Id also like to know if any outdoor facilities are available but the pictures again dont show any outdoor shots.

Was curious if its open yet, if both clubs or open or if they plan on closing down Sauna World on one day and opening up Finca Erotica on the following day??

Catalyst
03-19-06, 22:09
I went to Goldentime, Yin Yang, and Wildenrath.

Goldentime:

The selection at Goldentimewas much better than at the other clubs, and in the end this is the most important feature of a club. Goldentime also has great facilities. It is a top destination that rivals the big Frankfurt clubs. One glaring shortcoming that could be easily corrected is that the food is awful and this would be a problem if you wanted to spend all day there.

Yin Yang:

The facilities here easily blow away those at all other clubs in the area. The girl selection does not rival that at Goldentime, but still I met some amazing girls here, and there seems to be a lot of turnover, so your luck could be different. My hunch is that over time the facilities here are going to attract customers and girls and this is eventually going to be the best club in the area. And check out sex on mushrooms if you have never tried it.

Wildenrath:

The only advantage to this club is that it stays open late. I agree with Peter that the renovation made it a less fun place. The facilities aren’t great and the selection of girls is just so-so. Sudbad in Koln also stays open until 4 or 5, so that might be a better late night option.

If you think this trip was wild check out my March 14 report on the Paris branch.

Catalyst
03-19-06, 22:10
i knew i had arrived at goldentime later than i had the day before because the goulash was already out. i saw several of the girls from the night before, including patricia, the nice brazilian girl.

there was also a really hot short athletic looking girl with long wavy brown hair who was dancing in the middle of the room, as she had been doing the night before, only then she appeared to have been doing it for the benefit of a couple of guys she liked, so it was hard to get her attention and see if she was available. this time it looked like she was alone.

agnes, poland, 22
no kissing but other than that it was fine

i stood near her and after a couple of minutes she looked at me and said hello. she told me she was from a small town in poland. we talked for a minute and then decided to spend some time together and went to the kino. it was a pretty good session, but she wouldn’t kiss, other than a couple of pecks including when i came. also she tried to get us to squeeze into the darkest corner of the bed, but then didn’t seem to mind too much when i put her in the middle and got on top of her. she even asked a guy sitting next to us a question in german that i didn’t understand while we were in the middle of sex. when we finished i asked her what her name was. it was pretty nice except for the kissing.

patricia, brazil, 27
fabulous gfe

i walked out and saw patricia. she has wavy dark blonde hair and a great figure enhanced by nice fake boobs. she was dancing with another girl and was talking to some guy, but didn’t seem like she was about to go with him. i stood near her, but she ignored me. i made eye contact with her a couple of times, but she didn’t respond, so i walked off. i saw her talk a little more to the guy and then he left. i generally don’t like going up to a girl, being blunt, and saying do you want to go with me, but in this case i really wanted to go with her and i couldn’t understand why she was ignoring me after she seemed to like me the night before. she smiled and asked me if she could just finish dancing, which seemed a little odd, though fine. then she said ok we could go and we walked off.

suddenly she lit up and said that she remembered me from the night before, and hadn’t recognized me until then. she told me that she only works friday and saturday nights. we had a nice time in the kino with lots of positions, but now i was running out of juice. after a while i decided that i couldn’t finish and regretfully gave up. she was really nice and it was a shame to have to do that to her.

when we were done they served the pizza again. i hoped i could still squeeze in a couple more girls. i figured i wouldn’t shoot blanks two sessions in a row. besides the extra time the sexiness of switching girls would get me off.

natalie, poland, 23
fabulous gfe

i had spoken to natalie a couple of times the night before, always right after a session when i wasn’t ready to go with her. i had seen her just as i was going with patricia, so i knew she was around. when i was standing in line for pizza i signaled to her that after the pizza i would come find her. she shook her head, which i think meant that she was with another guy. too bad. so i took my time eating the pizza, wandered around, and spoke to a couple of other girls. there was a pretty dark haired girl who was topless who i might have spoken to the night before, i couldn’t remember. i thought she looked romanian and i went up to her and asked if she was from romania. she got annoyed and told me that we had had a conversation the night before in the kino and what’s wrong with me i didn’t even remember her. so i walked off.

eventually natalie reappeared. she is gorgeous, with a slinky figure and fine silky straight brown hair. she smiled when she saw me and we went off to the kino. it was fantastic and we really hit it off. i had no trouble finishing with her. i remember one guy sitting next to us watching us the whole time. i was a little worried that the chemistry might not be the best since it had taken me so long to get to her after first noticing her and talking to her, but that ended up being no problem at all. she was definitely one of the best.

i figured i had time for one more girl. i saw a gorgeous romanian girl sitting against the window by the bar and said hello to her. i can’t remember her name. she had streaks in her dark hair which was tied up in a bun. she invited me to sit down and we seemed to hit it off. she got up for a moment and when she came back someone had taken her towel from her seat and she went to get another. a minute later she told me she would be right back and left. but then i waited for her for about 10 minutes. i remembered what sandra had done the night before and i wondered if she had assumed that we were going to a room and gone to wait for a key.

lia, german, 19
minimal kissing, looked at her watch constantly, then overcharged me

a hot young blonde walked past and i was wondering whether to give up on the romanian girl. the blonde stopped in front of me and just at that moment the romanian girl reappeared, walked past me, went to the bar, poured a drink, and walked off with it. f---ing a! what was that s--- about? ok, well the hell with her then. but right at that moment a japanese guy walked up and took the blonde. i was furious.

i walked around sulking. i looked for another girl, but didn’t find anything i wanted. there was a czech girl who was naked except for a belt who was really cute, but she wouldn’t go to the kino. but after a relatively short time the blonde girl reappeared. i saw her say goodbye to the japanese guy and walk to the dressing room. i followed her, but so did another guy, and he was in front of me. he stopped in the hallway one turn before the dressing room and waited. he hadn’t seen me following her so i passed him and waited around the corner from him, first in line for when she came out of the dressing room. it was a little devious of me, but this was my last girl on my last day and i don’t get out this way very often.

when she finally came out i think he was gone anyway. i had peeked around the corner a moment earlier and hadn’t seen him. i asked her quickly if she wanted to go with me and she said yes, but we would have to wait for a room. i suggested we go to the kino since that way we wouldn’t have to wait and she said no, so i suggested the yellow bed in the central shower area. she was ok with that. the session was not bad. she gave me a decent bj, but when it came time for sex there wasn’t a lot of kissing and it was impersonal. most annoyingly she kept looking at her watch in a very conspicuous way. i had a hard time finishing again and finally came on her tits. even if it weren’t nearly closing time i was clearly done for the night, and possibly for the next day if i wasn’t leaving anyway. i chatted a bit with her after that, though it was mostly me maintaining the conversation.

when i went to pay her i gave her 50 and she said no, it’s 75. i asked why and she said we had been in the room for 45 minutes. i paid her, but immediately regretted it. i got dressed and went to the reception to leave. the woman asked me if everything was ok, and i asked if i am with a girl and we are in no hurry and we go over 30 minutes and she doesn’t say anything do i have to pay the extra 25. she said no, that the girl is supposed to ask me if i want another half hour, otherwise she can’t charge me. i said that lia had just charged me for extra time without asking. she told me that now it was too late, that i should have said something at the time. i said that it had just happened and she was right here.

we went to the doorway to the main room and looked in, but lia wasn’t there. i said i would go find her and started to go into the room, but a big guy by the door snagged my shirt and held me back. i was steamed. the woman at the reception gave me a 5 euro off coupon for my next visit. i said that lia was just there a moment ago, why doesn’t someone go get her. she said that lia didn’t seem to be there now, and apparently wasn’t willing to send someone to the dressing room to find her. she gave me another two 5 euro off coupons. so they made some effort to make it better, but it was a bit of a sour way to end a great day, particularly combined with the run around i got from the romanian girl. i was really annoyed at myself for letting her overcharge me like that, but i was off guard since all the other girls at the club had been so wonderful and none had been clock watchers or had fussed about money. i should have gone with that nice czech girl i turned down.

when i got back to my hotel i had to throw out the extra two boxes of mushrooms that i had stored on the balcony plus the three empty ones. i peeled the labels off of the boxes, so i could put them in the trash and they would look normal (and anyone who recognized the shape of the box was probably cool). i didn’t want to put the mushrooms in the trash, though, so i flushed them down the toilet. i had a hell of a time flushing them because the damned things floated. they wouldn’t go down with a normal flush, so i dropped toilet paper on them to make them go down, but then they just churned around, the paper disappeared, and the mushrooms popped back up. it took me about 10 flushes and i even had to smash a couple of them against the side of the bowl with an ashtray. i wonder if the people at the reception could tell that a toilet was flushing 10 times right after i had returned late. they were probably pretty happy, however, with this guest who was never in his room, hardly even used anything in the bathroom, and paid his bill when he left.

the total cost of these four days, including car, hotel, mushrooms, and stuffed animals ,was about 2,300 euros.

Catalyst
03-19-06, 22:11
I arrived around 2:00 PM and was upset with myself for sleeping late and wasting so much time until I realized that the club doesn’t open until 1:00 on Saturdays anyway, so I really hadn’t lost much time. I saw Timbale and Leticia at the bar and told them I would get some food and then look for them. I had a nice breakfast. I tried scrambling eggs on the griddle and it worked pretty well. I got a drink of water to wash out my mouth and went to find my girls.

Timbale and
Leticia
I can’t believe I’m doing this again!

We got the same room on the ground floor. This time it was maybe a little more relaxed and less intense than the first two times since by now I had indulged so many of my fetishes and wasn’t so concerned about making sure I squeezed everything in. Still, we covered a lot of bases, including double blow jobs, making out with one while the other went down on her, doggying Leticia while she went down on Timbale, lots of rapid switching with no change of condom, and finally finishing inside Timbale (for the first time) while she made out with Leticia, sharing a three-way kiss as I climaxed.

When we were done we cleaned up at a relaxed pace. I noticed for the first time that there was a clock in the room and we had been there for about an hour, though that included some talking and smoking cigarettes at the start. This had definitely been our shortest session, but I was by no means complaining. We went to the lockers and I gave them 100 each, since there was no cim this time, and I also pulled out a couple of surprises. I gave them each a small stuffed animal with a keychain, a dog for Timbale and a lion for Leticia, and these were a huge hit right away. They liked the animals and I think they especially liked the fact that I had gone to the trouble to get them gifts. There was a shopping mall right off the ring road around Roermond, maybe a kilometer counterclockwise from Yin Yang, where I found them. I also got them a nice box of chocolates to share.

We went to the main room and sat on one of the sofas. They brought the chocolates and ate a few of them. They insisted that I have one in spite of my objections. I gave them an email address where they could write to me. While we were sitting there Naomi, the girl who had been calling me stupid when I wanted a blow job from the Dutch girl the night before, had the nerve to come sit with us. I could see that Timbale was going to offer her a piece of chocolate, which she did, and it infuriated me that this b---- was going to get to taste chocolate that I paid for. I considered making a scene and telling her to get lost, but I didn’t want to spoil the atmosphere for Timbale and Leticia. Plus they would have to live with this b---- if I created any hard feelings or jealousies, and Naomi spoke good English and German, which they didn’t, so it would be easy for her to poison things for them. I now wish that I had said something to the reception to warn them about her. She gave me a bad feeling.

Leticia put away the chocolates and they asked if I wanted to come and sit with them in the sauna area. We walked into the room and they led me into one of the whirlpools, where we hung out for maybe an hour. They took turns coming over so I could hold them, or sometimes I had one in each arm. They asked me if I would write a letter to help them get visas. I said sure, but added that they shouldn’t depend on it working. I said they could send me an email and tell me what I should do. Leticia said she would have some friend or family member of hers who spoke good English contact me. She said that I shouldn’t say that I met them in Yin Yang. I said I would say that we met in a disco, but she suggested that I say that she was doing exotic dancing. I said why admit even that and she just said it was ok. After a nice time spent relaxing we went back to the bar and had a drink. Then they said they were going to walk around.

I was planning on going to Goldentime, so I wanted to fill up on good food while I still could. I went upstairs, sizzled up some nice meats, and had some fresh vegetables. I had noticed a hot young girl, short with short brown hair and tight skin, and decided that before going I would see if I could do a session with her, maybe get her in the kino. I did a tour around the club and ran into her by the showers leading to the sauna area. I said hello and we chatted. So where are you from? ... Holland. (Damn!!) ... Do you want to have sex with me in the kino? ... Gee, I don’t know. Are there other people there? ... Yes. Many many people. ... No, I don’t want to. ... Ok, maybe we can go to the room later. Bye.

I turned the corner and Timbale and Leticia were there. I wondered if they had heard the conversation but then remembered that they wouldn’t have understood it anyway. I sat with them in one of the booths away from the window. They took turns putting their legs up on me. Weirdly and annoyingly, Naomi came by again and sat with us for a minute, but then left. I told them I was about to go and was leaving town the next day. They told me that they were leaving for Hungary the next day. They didn’t know when they would be back. It was a nice goodbye. I went to the lockers and changed, and then we said a final goodbye at the reception. I felt a little bad that I was leaving to go to Goldentime. I wished I had time to spend the rest of the day with them and go with each of them a couple of times and then go to Goldentime the next day after they had left, but things had worked out pretty well, so I was feeling mostly happy and lucky.

Catalyst
03-19-06, 22:12
I wanted to leave on the early side so I would have time to check out Goldentime, which has gotten good reports and I had never seen. This time my GPS was spot on, and in any case the many parked cars nearby guided me and were a positive indication that I had chosen the right club.

I was pleasantly impressed when I walked in. The main meeting area was large, with many comfortable sofas, and it was packed, both with men and with attractive women. It was hard to find a place to sit. Later some girls told me that it is like this on Friday and Saturday nights, but things are much more sedate the rest of the week. I walked the gauntlet along the wall opposite the bar and stopped for quick conversations with three girls. They were all beautiful and were all from Romania, which was great, though they all spoke good English which made me think that they were not real Romanians but rather westernized Romanians who had a western European husband or parent. The kino looked great. I really liked the beds along the walls. I also liked the central shower/Jacuzzi area that seems like it is outdoors, though there is a glass roof.

Debora, Romanian, 26
Fabulous GFE

I got right down to business. I asked a couple of girls if they wanted to go to the kino with me and finally Debora agreed. She is a super hot looking slim Romanian with nice B cups and long frizzy black hair. She has darker skin and I wondered if she might be a gypsy, though I didn’t think she would like it if I asked and she wasn’t. She has a beautiful and exotic face. We went to the big bed to the right of the movie screen and everything was superb, including kissing and bbbj. I came like a freight train, so there was clearly a huge difference with and without mushrooms. I was so happy I gave her 60. She was confused and it took a minute to convince her that I didn’t want change.

I went back to the kino to lie around and watch and I was reminded of an unpleasant fact about kinos, which is that the less desirable girls consider them to be an area where there are no limits on unwelcome advances. They come and sit next to you and you have to go through the whole “what is your name ... where are you from ...” etc. before you are given a chance to say you are not interested and even then you may have to argue with them to get them to go away. After sitting in one of the chairs and fending off one sales pitch I moved to the small bed to the left of the movie screen and lay down. A fat chick came and flopped down next to me with a big smile like we were about to have sex together and I just got up and left.

Beata, Polish, 25
Fabulous GFE

I walked out of the kino and towards the main room through the central shower/Jacuzzi area I passed by Beata and immediately whirled around to follow her. She has fluffy shoulder length blonde hair and a soft figure. If she has any extra weight, and she doesn’t have much, it is all in the right places. Unfortunately, right as I started following her, so did another guy. I followed both of them into the kino, where she walked in and unfortunately for they other guy he stopped at the door. I continued into the kino in hot pursuit, but I still had one more obstacle to get around. The fat chick I had walked away from was coming in the other direction and she deliberately bumped me, but I was focused on other matters.

Beata turned around and I stood in front of her and said hello. We chit chatted for a minute and then I pointed to the small bed to our left that had just been vacated and asked if she wanted to have sex there. She was a little hesitant at first, but then agreed. It was another great session with great kissing and I fired another non-mushroom impaired blast inside her.

Nataly, Bulgaria, 28
Fabulous GFE

The main room was filled with beautiful girls, I had a long wish list, and only a few hours left until closing. Nataly was gorgeous! She had long straight silky black hair. Her skin is perfect. She is tall and striking with an exotic model look. I told her she looked like a girlfriend of James Bond. I hadn’t seen much of her, presumably because she was busy, and I had thought it might be hard to get to go with her. But then I ran into her in the kino and she agreed to have sex with me right there on the big bed to the right of the screen. I don’t have that much to say to distinguish the many Goldentime sessions I had. They were mostly fabulous GFEs with great kissing and even some emotion. This was certainly one of them. I couldn’t believe it when she told me she was going to be 29 in about a week. I told her that I had seen some older girls who have nice figures, but never ones with such smooth skin like hers. I asked her how her skin could be so perfect and she said she doesn’t drink, smoke, use the tanning machine, or stay in the sun. She eats right, exercises, and uses skin cream every day. Whatever she is doing it works. She is also one of the few girls who goes around topless.

When we got back to the main room everyone was lining up by the buffet, which earlier only had a couple of lame pastries on it. I decided to get in line to sample the food. The line was long, and it took a long time for the food to arrive. When it finally did arrive all of the girls cut to the front of the line, which was annoying. After the long wait I was served a plate of mushy wet orange rice with a spoonful of beef, sliced up with a thin bland creamy brown sauce. This meager offering was picked clean in minutes by the starved piranhas. At least there was a good selection of beers. Afterwards they put out a pot of goulash, which was stuff that you could get in a can, but it was the culinary highlight of the evening. I think I would rather pay 65 euros entry like in the big Frankfurt clubs, and have a real buffet.

Sandra, Romanian, 20
Nice service, but a little impersonal

Sandra has a face which is not bad, but her best asset is her super hot slim tight 20 year old body. She also goes around topless and has a great chest. I was wary of her from the start because she was one of the girls I spoke to when I first came in the club and when I asked her if she wanted to go to the kino she said no and tried to feed me some bs about how none of the Romanian girls in the club would do this. But now that I had done a few girls in the kino and enjoyed it I was happy to see what the rooms were like, so I picked her. She asked me to wait and walked off, presumably to get a key.

She was gone for a long time and I noticed a couple of Brazilian girls who I started talking to. One was Patricia, who is gorgeous. She is from Rio. She has never done sex work there, so I gave her a lot of info about prices and what clubs are like. I told her that for one on one sex Rio is no cheaper than Germany, but if you take two girls and have them do lesbian it is much cheaper since you only pay once for the room and you don’t pay extra for the lesbian. She found this interesting. I told her that she looked great, but that I was waiting for someone else, and would she be there the next day if I couldn’t find her later. She said yes.

We had been talking for quite a while when Sandra finally showed up and explained that there had been a long wait for a free room. My first reaction was to wonder why she didn’t want to wait with me. (Maybe she has to wait by the desk to be there when the keys are returned so she doesn’t lose her place in line, though that would be a lousy system.) We went off to one of the outdoor huts, which required a short walk in the cold.

The room was a little basic, but fine. The heat was turned on a little too high. There wasn’t any emotion or personal connection – she avoided personal conversation – but the session was fine with a nice long bj and kissing. During the bj she tried to sell me cim, but I didn’t want to do it with her since the personal connection wasn’t there. It was nice, but when it was over I guess I felt like I had f---ed her and was done with her.

When I came out there was another line at the buffet, this time for trays of bland pizza, with toppings that included pineapple and broccoli (sic.). I wondered if they were deliberately torturing us. Again, the forest animals devoured what was left out in what seemed like seconds. When the food is put out it is a little difficult to get a girl since they are all eating, and afterwards there is another feeding frenzy as guys all take girls to the room. A good strategy might be to find a nice girl and have her sit with you while you both eat. That way you have company followed by sex. Maybe she will even cut to the front of the line with two plates, one for you, so you don’t have to wait in line.

I had a couple of conversations with Debora. She was friendly with me, though it seemed like she mainly had another session in mind. After the pizza I saw her and asked if she was going to be there the next day. She said no and the way she said it I was pretty sure right away that it was a lie, which was annoying. Sure enough, there she was the next day.

Eva, Poland, 29?
Fabulous GFE

I figured had time for one more girl. I hung out in the kino and watched Patricia screw a guy really nicely which got me really hot for her, but afterwards when I looked for her she was with another guy. Fortunately, however, I ran into Eva, who I had also watched making love to someone in the kino and treating him the way I would like to be treated. Also she was wearing a striking sexy slutty leather outfit. She has long frizzy black hair and fake tits that are just barely showing the first signs of drooping, but are still nice. I thought she was Romanian when I saw her face and her dark hair, but she is from Poland. I asked her to come to the kino with me.

The kino was jammed. We squeezed in on the far end of the bed to the right of the screen next to another couple having sex. We were almost bumping up against them. Meanwhile the room was filled with other couples having sex. It was a wild orgy atmosphere and I had just the right girl with me. She gave me a long bj and I wondered if she was trying to get me to finish in her mouth, though since she was my seventh girl that day I wasn’t worried about finishing too quickly. When we got to sex I tried to position her so the screen would light her up and everyone could see her. I still had lots of the c-- that I had saved up during two days of taking mushrooms and not being able to finish, so I was able to have a great climax inside her. Afterwards she told me that she only works two days a month, and wouldn’t be there the next day, so I was glad I had gotten to her and not waited to try her the next day. When we were done it was closing time. I drove home and stayed up another hour or so playing computer games and making notes about what had happened in the clubs.

Catalyst
03-19-06, 22:13
Sex on mushrooms is dazzling. The girls look more beautiful, they seem more sexual, the sensations are more exciting, and the surroundings look more exotic. But not being able to finish was getting to be a serious obstacle to enjoyment and to good relations with the girls. I therefore decided to pass on the couple of boxes of Mexican that I had hidden outside on my balcony where they would stay fresh but the cleaning staff wouldn’t find them. I showed up at the club at around 1:00.

Timbale, and
Leticia
OK, so it’s a twice in a lifetime experience

I made a nice breakfast and walked into the bar where I saw Timbale and Leticia sitting together. We had a drink and they asked me if I wanted to do a three-way session later. I said why wait until later and we went to get a key. The room the day before was on the second floor and I think we had the curtains up because I remember it being very light. This room was on the ground floor, and I raised the shades, but when I started to pull the sheer curtains away they told me that the management doesn’t allow it. So we left the view partially obstructed.

This time we started with Leticia in the middle, kissing her on the lips and then slowly moving down. After doing Leticia we moved to the standard bj from one and make out from the other with several switches and then a double bj. I lied down and Leticia got on top of me while Timbale sat on my face. I like this position in porn movies when the girls kiss, but when I do it for real it is frustrating that I can’t see the kissing. In this room, however, there was a huge mirror over the bed, so when Timbale and Leticia began deep kissing each other I had a spectacular view of it. After a few minutes I was about to suggest they switch when they beat me to it.

After more of this I got them to lie down beside each other and switched back and forth doing each one in missionary without changing the condom, and switching my mouth back and forth between their mouths even more rapidly than I switched who I was inside. I spooned Leticia while she kissed Timbale and then got Timbale to go down on both of us at the same time. She licked me and Leticia and when I pulled out she sucked me before putting it back in. I pulled out again and this time I pulled off the condom and came in her mouth. Some of it dripped onto Leticia around her pussy and Timbale licked it up.

We showered up and went to the locker. I said it’s 50 for Leticia and 100 for Timbale, right? Timbale said OK and I said no. I gave them 100 and 150 again. I told them that they can charge extra for lesbian if they want. I hope no one is mad at me. I didn’t want them getting taken advantage of by other guys, and they deserved at least this much. In fact I probably still underpaid them since I think they stayed with me for about an hour and the day before it might even have been an hour and a half.

We had a drink at the bar. I asked Leticia if she wanted a whisky and Red Bull, but for some reason, maybe because it was too early in the day, they weren’t serving them. After a while we all got up to circulate. I went to the reception and told them that someone should explain to them in Hungarian that they are undercharging for two girl lesbian sessions. The woman at the reception said that she didn’t speak Hungarian so she couldn’t talk to them either, but that there are some girls who speak Hungarian and German, so she would get one of those girls to explain. I said maybe it was a moot point since they had told me they were leaving in a couple of days anyway to go back to Hungary and she said yes, they leave, but they come back.

Name?, Netherlands, 25?, no session in the end
B----

I still hadn’t had sex with anyone in the kino and thought it might be fun. I went down and waited there on one of the sofas and in walked a tall girl I had seen around who looked ok. She had shaggy brown hair, a fairly flat chest, a little extra weight around her hips, but otherwise looked athletic. On at least one day she wore a two tone bikini, turquoise on top and magenta on the bottom (or maybe it was vice-versa). It was she that I had seen making out with a guy in the kino the night before and it had looked kind of hot, so I thought she might be up for sex there. (Now that I think about it, though, I’m not sure she was kissing him; I think it was just him kissing her shoulders and tits). I smiled at her and she asked if she could sit down. I said yes.

We had some quick chit chat and she said she was Dutch. Uh oh. I had not had good experiences with the few Dutch girls I had met in FKK clubs. But her attitude with the guy in the kino the night before had seemed fine, so I was willing to give her a chance if I could get her to do it with me right there. She asked if I wanted sex and I said that well I was a little tired. She said ok and started to leave, but then I said you don’t want to have sex here, do you? She said no, only in the room, and I said ok, never mind. She said, well wait, you say you are tired but you want to have sex here now. I said don’t worry about it, we can do it in the room later, that might be better. She said ok ok, you want to f--- here, I’ll f--- you here. I said ok, then let’s do it here now.

So she knelt down in front of me. Rats, straight to the bj with no kissing. Then she got out a condom. Why are you getting out a condom? ... We have to use a condom. ... For sex, yes, but the bj is without condom. ... I said I would f--- you here. ... Yes, but the bj is without condom. ... What? You want f--- AND bj!! Are you crazy!! ... Well, I guess we aren’t doing this then. ... F--- you! I said I would f--- you. You want f--- and bj? Are you stupid!

One of the overweight sleazy looking African/Latin girls who hangs out in the kino was there looking on. I found out later her name is Naomi. She chimed in. “Yes, he is stupid.” The Dutch girl continued, “F--- you, you’re stupid.” I said sarcastically “yes, I’m stupid. This is the first time I have ever been in an FKK and I don’t know how things work here.” I walked out with them both saying f--- you and telling me I was stupid. I went straight to the reception, told the woman there what had happened, and she thanked me and said that this is the second time she has heard this about the Dutch girl. So this girl is obviously one to completely avoid. I don’t know what they might have said to her or done, but she was there the next day. I found Timbale and Leticia and told them that I was going, but that I was around for one more day and would see them the next day.

Catalyst
03-19-06, 22:13
After showering I stopped at my hotel, dropped off the extra mushrooms I still had with me (after popping a few) so I would be clean when I crossed the border, and headed for Wildenrath. It wasn’t necessarily the best club in the area, but it was open until 4 AM, so I would have time to enjoy it if it were good. I followed the road across the border, turned right after a few miles, and saw the sign for the town of Wildenrath. With great anticipation I watched the marker for the club approach on my GPS unit and then pass by me. No club. Hmm. How did I miss it. I backtracked. Still no club. This was just what I had feared. My GPS addresses are often off by a couple of blocks, so I scoured the area to make sure it wasn’t there. I wondered if it could be closed for renovation or if it had moved. It took me maybe 15 minutes to locate the club next to an Aral station two or three blocks away from the marker on my GPS.

The club had been completely renovated since the last time I had been there years earlier. Peter wrote a much more detailed description on the Wildenrath branch than I can and I agree with his take on the new decor. I didn’t like the new look. Downstairs there are no sofas or soft furniture where you can lounge about; there were mostly stools. This looked like a club where you come, decide who you are going to take to the room, go there and bang her, and get out. There was minimal food, just a couple of salads. The girl selection was just so so. There was one beautiful girl, but she spent the whole night talking to the same guy. Later on I noticed that there was a bucket next to them with two champagne bottles in it. (Aren’t there better and cheaper ways to show your appreciation for a girl, like maybe a diamond necklace or just some big tips? He gave an awful lot of money to the club instead of to his girl.) Ominously, there weren’t many guys there either.

Upstairs there was a large room with a few sofas and a movie screen on which they were showing some gothic science fiction movie that looked pretty cool on mushrooms but wasn’t the reason I had driven there and paid 50 euros. There was also a small circular bed in the back of the room that could be used for sex, but didn’t look like it saw much action. As soon as I walked in a sleazy looking girl lying on one of the sofas told me that she and her friend had been waiting for me and wanted to f--- me now. She had long brown hair and said she was from Yugoslavia. They didn’t look good and the offer sounded like a classic scam, so I blew them off.

An ok looking polish girl, young with short hair and big boobs, came up and sat with me. I asked her if she wanted to do it with me on the circular bed and she said no. She wanted to go to the room but I said no. There was a crazy looking polish girl with long blonde hair with streaks and all kinds of piercings. She wore a ton of makeup that made her look catlike. I thought it might be crazy fun to go with her once, but in the end I decided on Cristina.

Cristina, Polish, 25
Nice GFE

Cristina is very thin and slightly flat chested, but nice looking. She has long curly black hair that was tied up in a pony tail that night. I smiled at her in the main room downstairs and we decided to get a room. She led me to a room that was a little basic, but fine. We took a shower together, which was nice, and in the room she was great, with lots of kissing. When she started blowing me I realized that I was raw from all of the jerking during the last two days, and it caused me some pain that turned out to be a bit of an obstacle to my enjoyment during the coming two days. Once we got to sex I again realized I couldn’t finish, which was frustrating, and after a while we gave up, though I had to convince her that it was ok before she would stop.

We showered together afterwards, which was nice. I finished first and she said she would see me downstairs. I went down to the main room and waited for her. She didn’t follow me, and I didn’t have the key to my locker (the manager keeps it for you), so I didn’t know what to do about money. When she came down she smiled at me, but didn’t come over, so I thought maybe I paid later. Then I saw her look at me and make a money sign by rubbing her fingers together, so I got up and started towards her. She said “50 euros!” and I felt bad. I told her of course and said that I didn’t know if I was supposed to pay then or later. She seemed to feel bad about being so direct and it was quickly ok, but it was still a little awkward. I wasn’t blown away by the club, and I didn’t think I would be able to finish with anyone anyway, so after that I left.

Catalyst
03-19-06, 22:14
I slept late and lingered in bed. I woke up with a bit of a headache, which surprised me. Usually I feel completely fresh and well rested the day after doing mushrooms. Maybe it was because I had done them too late and had gone to bed before they had worn off. When I got up I decided to take a shower when I got to the club, but I ran the water in the shower in my room for a moment and got one of the towels wet so the cleaning people wouldn’t either think I was a pig or figure out why I was returning every night at exactly 1:30 AM. I got dressed and at about 1:00 in the afternoon, munched a couple of the Columbian mushrooms out of a new box, and headed to the club with the rest of the box plus a box of Mexican. The threesome with Timbale and Leticia seemed like it had great potential, and I wanted to be sure to maximize the experience by timing it to coincide with the peak of a nice mushroom high. I ate a couple more of the Columbians in the parking lot, but didn’t finish the box, remembering my experience the night before.

Inside the club I was happy to see Timbale and Leticia sitting together at the bar. I said hello to them, told them I was going to relax for a while and then come find them, and went upstairs to make breakfast. I fried some eggs and had some sliced meats and cheeses with some orange juice. There were some nice pies out also, but again I passed. This time the effect from the mushrooms was weaker than I had hoped, so I went to my locker and finished the box of Columbian. I had a little bit of the usual nausea and wooziness, but not nearly as bad as the night before for some reason. After maybe 45 minutes I felt like I was peaking and that this was the perfect moment for a hot experience. I rushed to the bar to find Timbale and Leticia and as I approached the spot where I saw them sitting earlier I passed Leticia walking the other way with a guy. Damn! Doesn’t it always happen like this!

Waiting another half hour or so wasn’t a huge issue, but I wanted to ensure that my trip was peaking when I finally got down to business. And was it going to be only a half hour wait? What if Timbale got picked just before Leticia finished, and then Leticia could get picked again while I was waiting for Timbale? I went to my locker and popped a couple of Mexican mushrooms in my mouth to top off the high so that I would still be peaking when Leticia became available.

While I was waiting I explored the club a bit, watched some porn, and thought about contingency plans in case they were necessary. I wandered around and reminisced on how waiting is part of the FKK experience even when one is only doing one on one sessions, and doubles sessions are more complicated to coordinate. After a while I went past the bar and saw Timbale just as I felt that my last dose of mushrooms was working the way I wanted. It seemed like this might be timed right after all. I asked her if she was ready and she said yes. Leticia was still in the room, but Leticia had left before Timbale did, so she would be due out shortly. Timbale said she would go check on her and she came back quickly and said it would be just five minutes.

This was perfect and I was happy. Sitting with Timbale, holding hands with her and chatting was nice. But after five minutes there was no sign of Leticia and Timbale went to check on her again. I was now thinking that I would feel a lot better when I saw Leticia show up. Timbale returned looking a bit exasperated and said that Leticia was still in the room. After more waiting I was worried that I might have to let Timbale go and hope that Leticia showed up before Timbale got chosen by someone else. Because of the mushrooms I didn’t have a good sense of how much time was passing. Maybe Leticia had decided to stay with this guy for an hour, or maybe only an extra couple of minutes had passed and I was worried about nothing.

Timbale, and
Leticia, Hungarian, 20
Once in a lifetime experience

Finally Leticia appeared at the far end of the bar and came over with a big smile. She sat with us and there were a few nice minutes of sitting, chatting in broken German, and anticipating what we were about to do. Timbale said she was going to get a key for a private room, and I said why not go back to one of the huts in the sauna area, but she said she didn’t want to do a two girl session there. I was a little disappointed until I saw the private room. It was huge. There was an enormous bed with a full sized mirror over it, a private shower, and a huge picture window overlooking the woods and farmland. Everything was clean and new. The room was tastefully decorated mostly in white and beige, with bits of black trim.

Timbale came over and we made out. Then Leticia came over and we made out as Timbale spread a sheet over the bed. Leticia was as open and friendly as Timbale. When the bed was ready they invited me to lie down on it and then they sat in front of me, smiling at me. Then they looked at each other and smiled and I gave them a smile and raised my eyebrows. They took the hint and kissed each other. We had agreed on 50 each for the session and hadn’t mentioned any lesbian action, so I didn’t know how that might work out. I was pretty sure I wasn’t going to get charged an extra 50 each for a couple of kisses.

They came over and took turns with one blowing me while the other made out with me. After a few switches I got them to do a double blowjob. And this was a great double blowjob, right out of a porn movie, with two tongues going up and down me, slipping from one mouth to the other, and them kissing each other. When I was ready for the main course I got on top of Leticia. Timbale lay next to her so I could make out with her. I switched back and forth making out with each of them. Then I got them to make out with each other while I was inside Leticia.

There is no describing the intensity I felt. The mushrooms heightened everything. The colors were dazzling; the yellow of their hair, their white skin and the white room, their shining red lips and tongues. It was like a Mondrian painting. They were deep French kissing inches from my face, rubbing their tongues together and smiling lovingly. They both had the exact same shining grey-green eyes.

Now I wanted to switch to Timbale, so I pulled out and moved over. I paused for a moment, waiting for them to tell me that I had to change condoms, but no one said anything. I went straight into Timbale and continued without interruption, making out with one, then the other, then getting them to make out with each other, all while I was inside Timbale. As they made out with each other they began groping each other and I moved behind Timbale to spoon her so she and Leticia could make love to each other more easily without me in the way. Timbale stroked Leticia while kissing her and then bent over and began licking her.

I could see that I was going to have trouble finishing again. I sped up and tried to finish inside Timbale, which would have ended the session nicely, but I couldn’t. I asked her if I could finish in her mouth and she said yes, so I pulled out, kneeled over her, and jerked hard, but still couldn’t launch my payload. I started to perspire, so I lay back and let her do some of the work. It still wasn’t enough. So I decided to try some more f---ing. I asked for another condom and spooned Leticia while she made out with Timbale and then went down on her while I made out with Timbale.

I decided to take advantage of the no new condom rule and I had them lie down next to each other. I switched back and forth, banging one and then quickly switching to the other. After going back and forth a few times I moved up over Leticia so that I could pop in Timbale’s mouth and it would drip onto Leticia’s tits. I jerked hard again, but I still wasn’t going to finish.

I held my hands up and made a gesture inviting them to call it quits if they wanted, but they didn’t say anything or complain. I lay back down and we went back to kissing with one while the other blows me and switching back and forth. Each time I had tried unsuccessfully to finish it was like a session ending followed by a fresh restart, so I felt like I was on my third session with them. This time things cooled down a bit, however. Some of the action was just one on one, with the other taking a short break. But just when I thought one of them was going to quit the other would reach out and start rubbing her pussy or caressing her tit.

There was a lot of kissing, blowing, and jerking. After an eternity I finally felt a spark and I was able to light a fire. I had a great orgasm in Timbale’s mouth, and she sucked me for a long time after I finished. Once it was over, even though I had taken a very long time, there was no hurry. There was cuddling and relaxed chatting. I was out of my mind with happiness. No one had said anything about extra charges for lesbian or extra time, so maybe I could have given them 50 each plus another 50 for Timbale for the cim, but I gave them 100 each plus the extra 50 for Timbale and they seemed pretty happy. I think it was a good deal for everyone.

After showering we met at the bar and had drinks. Leticia asked me to buy her a whiskey and Red Bull and I said fine. There was actually a moment of hesitation until I realized that I was in an FKK club almost in Germany and I didn’t even need to ask the price; I knew it would be reasonable. (When I left the club it was 5 euros.) We sat for quite a while, to the point where I was starting to feel a little guilty and wondered if I should let them know that they were free to go drum up other business. But then Timbale spoke up and said that they were going to walk around.

So I went upstairs and sizzled myself some beef fillets, drank a beer, and had a salad. When I came down I wandered around looking for other targets. I walked into the sauna area and Timbale and Leticia were both sitting on the edge of the wading pool. Timbale was wearing a white lace negligee, Leticia was wearing a skimpy bright red dress, and they both looked gorgeous. The light around the pool was turquoise. This was a scene from a garden of paradise. I was still flying from the mushrooms, so all of this was magical. They invited me to get into the pool, which I did. For over an hour we stayed there, talking with limited language overlap, asking what music we each liked, whether we had boyfriends/girlfriends, etc ... We often laughed at jokes where I think I was laughing at my joke and they were laughing at theirs. I massaged their legs and feet and they occasionally kissed each other.

From time to time it occurred to me to feel sorry for the other guys in the club since I was monopolizing the two hottest girls by far, but that’s life and I’ve had my turn in their shoes in the past. I mentioned the girl who did the lesbian show on stage and told them that if they went on stage and did a lesbian show in public like they did for me they would have guys lined up and would have to make them take numbers to see whose turn it was to go with them. They said they wouldn’t want that. They preferred to see about 3 or 4 guys a day and make some money, but not get their brains banged out all day even if it meant more money.

They were both living at home in Budapest with their parents where they had been friends before coming to the club. Neither one had a boyfriend. They both hang out during the day, watching TV and seeing friends, and then going out at night to discos. Timbale got up to do something and when she was gone I asked Leticia if they make love with each other back in Budapest when they are by themselves with no guy around. Leticia smiled wickedly and said yes, though a couple of days later Timbale said that they don’t and that even in the club they had only ever done it one time before doing it with me.

After a while I got out and they toweled me off. We went back to the living room and sat together on one of the leather sofas for a while and had drinks before they got up and I went to get a little more to eat.

Jessie, Germany, 28
Great GFE

I wanted to try some other clubs on this trip, so I was planning to leave soon, but I thought I should try to do at least one more girl here. I had seen Jessie walking around and she looked good. She is tall with very long wavy brown hair and a nice figure with a great chest. I ran into her right after leaving the living room. I asked her where she was from and was disappointed when she said Germany, but I still asked her if she wanted to sit with me in the kino.

We sat for a minute and decided to go to the Thai room with the bead curtain. In the room she was great, with lots of kissing and different positions, but I had the same problem. We took a very long time with different positions and finally I was able to finish on her tits. I was surprised when she told me her age since she has a very tight body. She said that she plays a lot of tennis. When I paid her she charged me 75 for an hour which I didn’t like since she never asked me if I wanted a second half hour, but there was no question that I had taken a long time, so I gave it to her, though I mentioned that she should have asked me if I wanted more time. Overall I liked her and would recommend her.

Catalyst
03-19-06, 22:16
yin yang it is in holland where a variety of drugs are legal. i decided to take full advantage of this opportunity and started my trip by driving straight from the airport to the sirius head shop in roermond where i stocked up on magic mushrooms, getting a mixture of the mild mexican variety that i have used in the past and liked and the new powerful columbian strain that they recommended to me.

i told the guy at the shop that i had heard that it was a very bad idea to take magic mushrooms into germany. he said that they are definitely illegal there and theoretically i could get into big trouble if i get caught. he said he knew of a couple of people who had only had their mushrooms confirep001ed and were given a strong warning, but he couldn’t guarantee that it would be that way for everyone. i was buying several packs and he said that i should definitely not take all of them into germany at once since i could be viewed as a dealer and that would be a whole new world of trouble that he didn’t even want me to think about. i asked how the people he knew got caught and he said that they were searched at the border. the police periodically wave everyone over, say that they are doing a routine search, and go through everything in everyone’s car.

so smuggling even a dose or two sounded like a very risky and bad idea. a couple of the clubs in germany are close to holland, so i thought maybe i could eat a dose just before the border and drive to a club before the mushrooms started taking effect. that seemed like a safe strategy to get me past the border police, though getting caught driving a car under the influence would be worse than simple possession, and having an accident (which can happen any time even when i don’t use mushrooms) would be a nightmare, particularly if i were responsible. of course the guilt would be terrible if something bad happened that i thought wouldn’t have happened except for the drugs. a smaller but more likely hassle would be if i couldn’t find the club and got lost, trying to figure out where i was as the mushrooms started taking effect.

so the easiest solution to start with was simply to go to yin yang in holland where mushrooms were completely legal. the only complicating factor was that this was a new club that i knew little about. what if i got so high that i couldn’t drive, went into the club, and found that it was lousy? it would be perhaps a 45 minute drive to get to another club in germany, and i would have to cross the border. i would not want to do that until i had allowed a good amount of time for the effects to wear off, so i would be stuck for a while.

i took a box of columbian and one of mexican to the club with me. actually i ate a couple of the columbian mushrooms just before leaving my nearby hotel since i knew that it would take time for them to have an effect and the club was only a few minutes away. when i arrived the driveway and the surrounding area looked very nice, plus the parking lot was full, so it looked likely that the club would be good inside and i decided to eat some more mushrooms in the parking lot. if i waited until i was inside to check out the club i would have to pay, change, scout out the surroundings, and then i would probably want to take them to the bathroom rather than eat them in the open and risk having the girls disapprove. all that could potentially fritter away a half hour or so. usually when i do mexican mushrooms i eat two boxes to get a nice effect. the columbian mushrooms were supposed to be stronger, so i finished just the one box and decided to wait and see what the effect would be like.

the club is fabulous inside. the main bar area is surrounded by picture windows that offer a spectacular view of the surrounding trees and farmland. there are maybe a dozen huge leather sofas in a large multi-level living room. there is a roman theme dance stage to one side with pillars and semi-erotic frescoes. there are thai-style tables, a dutch-style pink marble bar in the center of the room, and a working fireplace. upstairs there is a large dining room with seating for 15 or 20 where a buffet breakfast and dinner are served. the food is good and healthy. there is a griddle, so for breakfast you can fry your own eggs and make fresh bacon and for dinner you can sizzle your own meats. for dinner they also have prepared foods like pastas or stews, and they have salads and fresh tomatoes. for breakfast they have yoghurts, jams, breads, cereals, orange juice, etc ... they serve pies for dessert. and they don’t run out of food.

there is a corridor lined with marble showers that leads to a sauna area landscaped in asian style with palm trees and bamboo. in addition to a sauna there is a multi-level jacuzzi, a landscaped wading pool heated to the same temperature as the jacuzzi, a tanning machine, several booths with padded bench seats, picture windows overlooking the farmland, and a sunken area with semi-private villas that have beds, windows without curtains, and entryways with no curtain or door.

downstairs is a kino, with some small leather sofas and a plasma hd tv screen on which they show tame, tasteful porn videos. next to this is a large shower room and a dark corridor that leads to several huge open thai-themed rooms that are lit in deep blue light and have only a bead curtain covering the entryway so you can see through easily. upstairs there are many luxurious private rooms with large beds, private showers, huge mirrors over the beds, and huge windows to the outside. as far as facilities are concerned this club easily rivals oase, palace, and maybe even fkk world.

the selection, however, does not yet rival the larger clubs. there were a lot of girls who looked closer to 30 than to 20 and a few heavier girls. however there were also several pretty ones. it was actually a little hard for me to assess at first because shortly after i arrived the mushrooms started kicking in and they were much stronger than i had anticipated. i became drowsy and my stomach was upset. i retreated to one of the farther sofas in the living room and sat down. i was feeling physically uncomfortable and completely incoherent. i didn’t want to start mixing with people yet. i was afraid i would make a fool of myself.

one of the prettier girls, tall with black hair, walked up to me and said something with a huge smile. this distressed me. it was clearly a sales pitch, but i wasn’t sure if she had made a direct offer such as “do you want to go to the room with me?” to which i could respond “no thank you” or if she had said something more friendly like “how are you?” or “what is your name?” in which case “no thank you” would sound clumsy and unfriendly. in fact, i wasn’t even sure if she had spoken in english or another language. i remembered an embarrassing moment from several years ago when i was in amsterdam, ate mushrooms, went to a nice restaurant, asked the waiter who had just addressed me if he could please speak to me in english, and he responded indignantly that he had been speaking in english! so i was a little nervous when i said “do you speak english?” she responded “do you want sex?”. whew. i said “not right now”. i was feeling pretty disoriented, though. i still wasn’t sure if i had just turned her down in a polite and appropriate manner or if i had somehow been rude or awkward and burned a bridge.

this interaction bothered me, because usually when i do mushrooms i am pretty functional. i was worried that i had underestimated this columbian variety and had taken too much of it. i wasn’t even sure whether the mushrooms i took just before entering the club had started kicking in yet or if i was only experiencing half of the effect so far. if i got even more stoned people might start wondering what was the story with me, and i was afraid of how physically uncomfortable the experience might get.

i wanted to lie down, but it wasn’t early enough for me to be sleepy. clearly the mushrooms were making me drowsy. i was in absolutely no shape to drive and risk talking to a border guard if i wanted to go to a club in germany and was not in shape even to drive back to my hotel if i wasn’t feeling well. i wondered how long this would last. it was already evening on one of my precious fkk days – it was dark outside – and time was slipping away. how much time had passed already? was i going to waste most or all of an entire fkk-club evening feeling uncomfortable? was i even going to be in shape to drive home when the club closed?

i found that there is a clock over the reception area and when i looked i was surprised to discover that i had only been there about 20 minutes. time was moving slowly, which was good. but i was still not enjoying myself the way i had hoped. the nauseous feeling in my stomach, which is quite common with mushrooms for the first half hour or so, was starting to subside, and i was feeling better, but i was still hesitant to start talking to girls. i was starting to have some intense thoughts about my life, past girlfriends, and friends, and just observing what was going on around me was fascinating, so i was starting to have a decent trip, but i wanted interacting at the club and of course getting laid to be part of the experience.

after another 15 or 20 minutes the intensity seemed to have reached a plateau and i was feeling comfortable that i was under control, though i was still keeping to myself. loud music began playing and one of the african girls began doing a strip show. it didn’t really get me excited, but it was fun to watch someone moving about on the nice hardwood stage. people were coming over to watch, which made me nervous that i was going to have to interact with them; maybe answer whether the seat next to me was free, or respond to a smile. then the music changed and the girls changed. a hot busty girl with long curly blonde hair and gangster tattoos and piercings who i had noticed earlier was on stage now with another nice thin black haired girl. they danced around each other, locked arms, spun around, and twirled.

then they grabbed each other each and began making out! suddenly i was alert! i felt like i had been shot with adrenalin. they were rubbing against each other and then they broke apart. f--- keeping to myself! now i wanted a seat closer to the stage, but there wasn’t one. i had a pretty good view where i was, though. they danced apart, came together, and now the black haired girl lifted her leg in the air and the blonde girl went down on her in full view of everyone. suddenly this club was hot! suddenly i understood why i was there! i had known it in my head all along, of course, but now i could feel it. now i needed a girl in a hurry!

the show ended and i could see that the initial heavy effects of the mushrooms were dissipating. normally when i do mushrooms the first hour is a little difficult, with some nausea, drowsiness, and a lethargic disoriented feeling. this is usually followed by several hours of great energy, excitement, and intensity of sensation, particularly colors and thoughts. being on mushrooms after the initial effect, is like being a child again; everything seems new and wonderful. only you are not a child, you are an adult, and so you can do whatever you want. you have all the wonder and excitement of being a child with none of the drawbacks of being small and powerless. oh, yeah, and you get horny. and it’s fascinating to be horny on mushrooms, like being horny for the first time, but with the full intensity of being horny as an adult.

i still wasn’t quite at that point when the show ended, but i could see that it was just a short matter of time before i would be peaking. i explored the club a bit to kill a few more minutes. i went upstairs to make a meal while i was waiting. my drowsiness was almost completely gone. i had energy and wanted to walk around. i fried up a veal steak and ate it with some fresh tomatoes and salad. the pies looked awfully inviting too, but i was told that sugar counteracts the effects of the mushrooms, so i passed. then i went back to the living room, this time to get laid, by the blonde girl i had seen on stage, if possible.

she wasn’t there, and neither were any of the other two or three girls who had looked pretty good. no problem. i was sure they were simply in the rooms and would be out soon. i went down to the kino and saw a couple making out on the sofa, which was a good sign and fun to watch. another couple was having sex in the big thai room with the bead curtain in view of anyone who passed by. i wanted to get involved in this soon. yin yang, like the other nwr clubs, only stays open until 1:00 am, and i didn’t know if all of the girls would stay until closing time or not. it must have been about 9:00 pm at this point.

i passed by the reception and saw the hot blonde girl in street clothes. she was leaving! i panicked. i remembered visiting some nwr clubs in the past where the good girls would start leaving at around 10 pm. this happened to me at st. augustine a couple of times. what if this were happening now? i quickly started scouring the club to find a girl. i was walking up the steps to the kino when i ran into the tall girl who had asked me in the living room if i wanted sex. normally i avoid girls who walk right up to me with direct sales pitches, but she didn’t look bad and i didn’t want to take a chance on leaving the club hard up.

alex, german, 29
so-so, businesslike, no kissing.

i smiled and said hello. she said hello too and asked me how i was doing. after a couple of sentences she delivered her cheery “do you want to have sex?” pitch and i said yes. we went down the stairs and sat in the kino, where she started to chat. she only spoke german, and my german isn’t great, so our communication was limited. this didn’t stop her, however, from carrying on a long conversation which soon became ridiculously one sided. she would talk, then stop and look at me, waiting for a response. sometimes i would smile or nod and otherwise i would look blankly at her or shrug my shoulders. in either case she would pick right up and continue. looking back on it i’m struck by the fact that even when i was flying on mushrooms she was able to bore me out of my mind. what must it be like for people who can understand what she is saying?

eventually we decided to have sex. i tried to get her to do it in the kino, but she suggested we go to the big open thai room nearby with only the bead curtain in the large doorway, which was fine. i thought that once we got to the room the sex would start, but i was wrong. the conversation we had been having was too fascinating to just stop. i wonder what it was about that made it so interesting to her.

finally she decided that we should start and right away asked if i wanted to do cim. i said we could see, though i was doubtful that i would want to with her. she moved towards me and put her chest in my face. she didn’t have huge tits, but even if they had been a little fuller i still would have skipped them and moved up to her lips to kiss them. but she gave me a cheery “ah ah”, held up her hand, and moved her face away. ok, so no kissing. this wasn’t surprising since i had been able to understand that she wasn’t just from germany; she was from near hamburg. i must have really been desperate.

i had pretty low expectations at this point. but it turned out to be not so bad. she started a pretty good blow job. it went on for a long time and i didn’t say anything. i at first suspected that she was just trying to get me to finish early in her mouth, but then i realized she wasn’t really pumping me hard, so maybe she was just doing a good job. we started sex and again it was confirmed that there was no kissing. she wouldn’t even keep her face close to mine. a couple of times she went “oooh” which meant not that she was getting excited, but that i was too heavy on top of her and that she wanted me to shift my position. overall it wasn’t great sex, but it was sex, and she was a little wacky, so doing it on mushrooms made it kind of fun. the deep blue light in the room and the exotic dark blue asian décor, with people stopping by the entryway to watch for short spells, also added nicely to the trippy experience.

soon another effect of the mushrooms started to become apparent. i wasn’t going to be able to finish. not inside her anyway. that was ok. i could still stay hard. she had made me listen to 20 minutes of her conversation which i couldn’t understand and then wouldn’t even kiss me, so at least i was going to bang away inside her for a good while to get my 50 euros worth, which i did. eventually, however, there came a point where i had had enough, plus i was being a little hard on her, and finally i didn’t want to get charged for another half hour. so i offered to finish on her tits. i pulled out and she started furiously jerking me. but with the mushrooms working even this wasn’t enough to get me to finish. i asked her to slow down and then it was actually kind of nice, so i didn’t let on why i was having trouble or suggest that we stop. after a while, i came a little, which was perfect. i didn’t want to have a full orgasm because i wanted to save something for the next session. i’ll admit i kind of enjoyed this, but i thought about how much better real sex would be and how i wanted to save myself for it.

now came the strange part. we were done, and i had taken longer than i should have. i was sure it was now time to race off to the lockers and get her money in a hurry. but no. she wanted to talk again. after a couple of minutes of it i started making motions towards the door. she didn’t seem to notice. eventually i said shouldn’t we go, but she kept on talking as if i hadn’t said anything. now i was pretty sure she was dragging the session on so she could charge me extra and i began posturing myself with some attitude so that she wouldn’t want to play games with me. i got up and walked towards the door. she stayed in the room and continued talking, even when i walked outside the bead curtains. finally i started walking down the corridor, as she started arranging things in the room.

once i was halfway down the hallway, walking slowly, she followed me, but never caught up with me until i was at my locker. i gave her a 50 and braced myself, but she took it with a nervous smile, gave me a kiss on the cheek, and walked off. suddenly i had the strange feeling that she wasn’t trying to rip me off; she was actually trying really hard to make nice conversation and make me happy and was anxious now because she thought she had somehow screwed up and not pleased me. i was a little sad for her that she was so clueless, but at least i had a better impression of her. now i felt like a bit of a grouch for not trying harder to appreciate her attempt to be friendly. or i suppose an alternate possibility is that she really was working me for an extra half hour and realized from my attitude that it wasn’t going to work, but even if that was the case at least she gave up easily.

i went to take a shower in the nice marble showers in the hallway between the lockers and the sauna area and there was hardly any pressure, plus the water was cold. i asked a couple of girls who were passing by if they had a shower with water, but they didn’t understand what i was saying. i found out later that these showers don’t work properly and that the showers in the basement are much better.

so i had made sure that my visit wasn’t going to be totally fruitless, but i wanted to see if i could make it a little more worthwhile. as i wandered around the club i passed one of the entertainment slot machines (which i don’t really see the point of – seems like you pay a euro or more for about 10 seconds of entertainment with no chance to win money) and the sexy blonde girl who had done the lesbian stage show was there, still dressed in street clothes, but sexy street clothes, so i wasn’t sure what was up with her. i walked up to her and said hello. we spoke for a moment and she told me that she wasn’t working anymore tonight. (rats, had she been available earlier when she was standing by the reception and i just didn’t realize that all i had to do was ask? i don’t think so.) a cute girl with long fluffy blonde hair who i had seen earlier and was also afraid might have left was sitting with her so i asked the cute girl if she was available. the cute girl looked at me puzzled and the girl from the show told me that the cute girl didn’t speak english. she translated the question for me into hungarian and the cute girl nodded her head. good, though she didn’t seem all that animated, so i wondered how good it would be.

timbale, hungarian, 25
fabulous gfe

we went down to the kino, sat on one of the sofas, and had a short bumbling conversation in german which neither of us spoke very well at all. as we talked she moved closer and closer to me, and started kissing me lightly. the kissing gradually got deeper and deeper until we were making out and groping and my mood was improving rapidly. she didn’t want to go any further than kissing in the kino, so i suggested we move to the large open thai room.

she said she had a better idea. she led me to the sauna area and down into the pit with the semi-private villas. these were really nice rooms, with big beds and good lighting, and the south seas island fantasy atmosphere was intensified by the mushrooms. plus it was fun to explore another area of the club. i said i was happy and we started making out. this of course morphed into oral sex and finally full sex. it was great and it lasted for a long time. but even though she was really sexy i still had the same problem trying to finish. that could be easily solved since this was definitely a girl who i was willing to spend a little extra on for cim. i tried to explain to her what i wanted but unfortunately – and yes i am aware of how deplorable my ignorance is and how uncultured i am – i don’t know the hungarian terminology for “can i please blow my load in your mouth and all over your face?” she said no at first but then changed her mind, maybe because it didn’t seem so bad after a moment’s reflection, or maybe because i was taking even longer and there was no other end in sight. in fact i probably wouldn’t have been able to finish inside of her and i wasn’t even sure if i could finish in her mouth.

when she said it was ok i whipped off the condom and knelt over her. i let her suck me for a while to get me harder and then started jerking. i nearly pulled my dick off. after a while i had to start wiping the sweat off of me so that i wouldn’t drip on her. it was getting a little nasty and frustrating. a couple of times i was on the verge of apologizing and telling her that i wouldn’t be able to finish. but finally i came and she was great about it. she took most of it in her mouth, but let me smear some of it around the outside, and she kept sucking me for maybe a full minute after i was done.

i told her how wonderful she was. i asked her if she would like having sex with another girl and she said yes. i wasn’t sure which other girl i would be interested in pairing her up with, but she volunteered that she had a friend that she liked to do it with and that she could introduce us. it’s always better to do it with two girls who are friends if they are both acceptable candidates, so i said that sounded good, though i said it would be for tomorrow. we went to the lockers where i paid her, and her friend happened to be there in front of the mirror in the dressing area that is inside the locker area. i was immediately excited because her friend was hot! leticia was a 20 year old thin sexy blonde with a beautiful face. she had no tattoos or piercings, but somehow she looked like a porn star. she had a wonderful warm and mischievous smile when i said hello. i said i would look for them both the next day.

the girl who did the lesbian show on stage was also there. i asked her if she was just a performer who didn’t go with men in the club and she said that she did go with men, but that she was done for the day. i said that was great, that we could see each other the next day, but she said no, the next day she was taking off for hungary. i said i was sad, but i could see her on another visit when she comes back, and she responded that she didn’t know when or if she would be back. this was too bad, but i was glad to see turnover in the club. i think it is much better when girls in a club come for short visits than when they work for years and become hardened professionals.

Catalyst
03-19-06, 22:18
Here is a brief report on my recent trip to the NWR region. For better readability I am putting it all on this branch even though Yin Yang is in Holland and Wildenrath has its own branch.

Breadman
03-19-06, 23:05
Add GT to the list. I was there a couple of weeks ago on a Friday evening and there were about 8 Dutch guys who were getting fairly rowdy in the jacuzzi.Was at Cocoon on my last trip and noticed a group of 8 guys who drank more than their cover charge. Dont think hardly any went with any of the girls, they just wanted a place to drink and get some of the great buffet. They would have a nude girl or two come around and they'd do their share of talking with them, but they never got out of hand or rude.

Personally, I enjoy having a fine german brew after seeing a fine lady. So i see 6 or 7 in a day and id like to be able to drink a six pack or two...but i am spending the entire day at the club (open to close). Did I get drunk on my last trip? NO...I can do that anytime at home. I know how much I can handle and still enjoy the women.

Vitoriabitter
03-20-06, 00:47
Hi there,

Am Visiting Berlin 16-20 April for a few days...

Any advice, suggestions, or if you wanna go party let me know.

Best regards,
VB

FKKguide
03-20-06, 00:58
Thx for the detailed reports. Confirms what others have written here, and my dislike of drugs.


I went to Goldentime, Yin Yang, and Wildenrath.
......

If you think this trip was wild check out my March 14 report on the Paris branch.

Dedalus
03-20-06, 12:54
But the general emphasis is on "wellness" not drunkenness. And that's why I like FKKs and absolutely HATE bars.

Girls abhor to have to deal with drunks too. Can't get it up/shoot off, then blame it on the woman, argue, start fights, fall in the pool and drown, vomit, scream and yell, crash their cars, ect ect.

Beer makes for a soft noodle too, don't you know.

Artemis has a 3 drink limit, some do not serve alcohol at all.


I know that the ladies will complain about the occasional drunken slob, but I have seen a number of those same girls get completely pissed at the downstairs bar at World. If a girl goes too far, too often, then she will lose her drinking privileges.

Regardless of where the emphasis is, dudes do show up to FKK in a drunken, or at least pretty buzzed state. And not just us Ausländern, for I have witnessed a number of German dudes high enough to start singing deutsche Schlager and think that they are the coolest bunch around. No, FKKs are not a drunken free-for all, (thank heavens!!!) and neither Mauro at Oase or the good folks at Palace allow alcohol at their clubs except on certain occasions. Still, this is Germany, and in a country with such a strong beer culture, if guys want to put an emphasis on "wellness", well then a few pops of suds gehören einfach dazu, nicht war? A lot of our good Dutch buddies like to enjoy a beer or four, if not in a club, then beforehand. I have seen many a Brit pay his 50 euro entrance fee to PHG and just drink the beer and never even talk to one of the girls.

Cheers,

Dedalus

Breadman
03-20-06, 20:39
Catalyst, great reports...love your writing style. Very unique story telling approach. The description of events and the clubs are sure better than most members can even dream of accomplishing.

Have to change the subject a bit and ask the opinions of the members on drug use vs. alcohol? Would the use of mushrooms or other types of drugs be more tollerable than someone getting too drunk at a club? What would the club do if they found someone using drugs (or say sneaking in alcohol for those clubs not serving any)?

The only real concern I would have if I happened to be at the same club as someone using drugs would be what would happen if they needed medical attention. Im going to guess the police might show up with the ambulance and possibly ruin the rest of the night at the club.

Warsteiner
03-20-06, 21:27
I have seen many a Brit pay his 50 euro entrance fee to PHG and just drink the beer and never even talk to one of the girls.This used to be a problem at Wildenrath. The local squaddies would try to drink the entrance fee in beer and maybe have one session.

Unfortunately I can see this being a problem during the World Cup particularly for places like Samya, which are easily reachable with public transport. The mentality of these people is either they can go to the centre of town and spend €50 drinking beer and maybe see one or two attractive women or they can go to a FKK club and try and drink €50 of beer while being surrounded by lots of very attractive and very naked women.

Catalyst
03-21-06, 01:30
FKK Guide,

I'm glad you liked my post. You mentioned drugs and I don't think you meant that to be a negative remark about me, but since there is a discussion going on here about people drinking too much in clubs and sometimes being obnoxious I would like to add the following:

When I take magic mushrooms I do not behave like someone who has had too much to drink or in any other way make a nuisance of myself. I am alert and coherent (except during the first half hour or so of my fist visit, as I described, during which time I kept to myself so I wouldn't bother or upset anyone). A person on mushrooms is far better company than one who has been drinking or even one who has been smoking marijuana. I considered myself to have been good cheerful company during the two days when I was indulging, and the reactions of the girls gave me no reason to think otherwise. I was not bothering people or imposing on them and I hope that no one will put me in a category with people who drink too much in clubs.

Routard
03-21-06, 11:50
The only real concern I would have if I happened to be at the same club as someone using drugs would be what would happen if they needed medical attention. Im going to guess the police might show up with the ambulance and possibly ruin the rest of the night at the club.

Breadman,

No offense, but Catalyst was in Holland, the drugs (at least some) AND brothels are fully legal in the Netherlands. Why blaming an adult for doing something legal in a safe and developped country if it doesn't bother anybody else?

Member #1006
03-21-06, 16:00
Hi fellow mongers...

Next wednesday I'll go and spend the day in Goldentime. II think I'll be there at opening time (depending on Airberlin...)
If anybody plans to be there, pm me... could be a good chance to give a face to the nicknames on the forum....

Breadman
03-21-06, 20:12
Breadman,

No offense, but Catalyst was in Holland, the drugs AND brothels are fully legal in the Netherlands. Why would you blame an adult for doing something legal in a safe and developped country?Routard, I was saying my only concern was if someone needed medical attention and what that might bring to a club (any club). I was not judging or blaming anyone...just wondering what might happen if an overdose was to happen.

Catalyst
03-22-06, 01:10
Breadman,

Didn't see your post when I wrote my last response. Thanks for the praise.

As I already indicated, I would think mushrooms would be more appropriate to use in a club than alcohol. The only effect that they have that would be less welcome in a club is to make it harder to finish. If they affect your personality at all it would be to make you a little more friendly and a little less assertive.


The only real concern I would have if I happened to be at the same club as someone using drugs would be what would happen if they needed medical attention. Im going to guess the police might show up with the ambulance and possibly ruin the rest of the night at the club.
We're not talking about heroin here. I would be less worried about someone on mushrooms needing medical attention than I would about someone who had been drinking, and I would be less worried about someone who had been drinking than I would about some of the older geezers who are exerting themselves more than they have at any time since they did their taxes. If someone did need medical attention I would expect the club to handle this subtly, disturbing others as little as possible.

Papi Chulo79
03-22-06, 02:08
First post after considerable viewing (I post on the U.S. board). Have a decent trip story to share.

So I'm in Bochum and after reading this board to scout out spots I planned to check out FFK 39. I take a cab there and walk in the door. some black chick starts yapping at me in German and I'm lost as can be. I try to tell them I don't speak German and before I know it some blonde is telling me they don't allow strangers (which I later learn meant foreigners). Before I can get my bearings I'm whisked into a new cab.

I'm pretty worried at this point since A) I don't know German and B) having seen some outrageous hotties during my brief time in the club I am now determined to get some action. I ask the cabbie to take me to another club, he eventually figures out what I'm asking and rattles off some club names. I hear Arabella and remember seeing it posted here so I say let's go.

A long ride later we're at Arabella. I walk in there and nearly have the same thing happen. The ladies are about to say no to me when I drop, "I'm an American" on them. This changes everything. Luckily for me, a naked Asian chick knows English and helps direct me through the routine (This is where I find out about the aversion to Turkish men these clubs have. I don't really look Turkish but maybe the other club thought I was). I begin to get discouraged when she tells me there are only three girls left (it is about 10:40, only an hour and 20 before closing time, which is absurdly early by the way). I pay my entry 25 euros and head down for the shower. On my way down I spot a HOT latina who is exactly my type. I do a double take and think to myself, "If they all look like her then I'm in heaven." I shower and go upstairs and sit on the couch. Two minutes later the hottie sits across from me. Her body is just heavenly, with an ass to die for. After waiting for the guys who had been there to make a move I eventually go to her. Turns out she's Dominican, which is money since I am latino and speak Spanish. We hit it off take the party upstairs and have at it.

The girl was amazing, stayed till close and enjoyed every minute of it. DATY (not how I normally roll but I just felt it with this one), BBBJ before some cowgirl. She was too pretty for words and was worth every bit of the 50 Euros (which makes me think of how lucky these Germans are, a girl like her probably runs at least 200 in the US, which is why I hardly partake anymore back home unless I'm running good at a casino).

So here's the funny thing, and maybe this is just the mentality of mongers, or men in general. When I saw her I thought she was amazingly beautiful. I have her and it's great. So why then do I have very little interest in going back? I can see her again and she even gave me her home number to call her but I am way more likely to go back to FFK 39 and yell, "I'm American dammit, give me a girl" before I go back and see the hottie from last night. I think it's time to hit a pharmacy for a blue pill.

So in total, it was about 30 euros in cab rides (three total, one more than I needed), 25 house fee and 50 for an hour. 105 euros, which is like 125 or so. Was it worth it? Hell yeah, but it's extremely comforting knowing that any future trip will cost me just 75 or so now that I'm familiar with the routine. 75 Euros for a primo latina hottie is insane.

If I venture out again I'll be sure to post.

FKKguide
03-22-06, 14:53
FKK Guide,

I'm glad you liked my post. You mentioned drugs and I don't think you meant that to be a negative remark about me, but since there is a discussion going on here about people drinking too much in clubs and sometimes being obnoxious I would like to add the following:No judgementalism intended. I was just confirmed in my lifesyle decisions: no booze, no drugs, no smoke, no problem.

I remember with horrors the hallucinations, confusion and drowsiness I had from using a prescribed skopamine ear patch on a sailing cruise.

BTW: I was serious about the literary quality of your posts. With a little editing they would quite well into Hustler or any other men's magazine.

Papi Chulo79
03-23-06, 04:02
I went back to Arabella and had the same girl again, although not because of a lack of options. Unlike Tuesday night, there was a full menu today. A dozen girls at least. Funny thing is the one I had been with was still the hottest one. There were some 7s and maybe one 8, the rest were more like 6s. My girl was a solid 9. She disappointed me a little when she charged me 50 when we weren't even together for an hour. It was still a great session so I couldn't really argue with her about it. Another thing, it was 35 for the house fee, apparently it is 25 early on and late in th evening. I went back in the afternoon. The total damage, 105 (house, girl, taxi both ways). Was it worth it? I wasn't disappointed even though part of me wishes I had tried FFK 39. Maybe when I come back here in a few months.

Akibono
03-23-06, 04:47
You are looking for some hot sex, not a girl friend with all the commitment baggage. Hit is and run. There is always more out there. Sometime sex is more fun when there is no guilt.

FKKguide
03-23-06, 20:47
Any experiences? Looks very nice in photos.

GabrielPontello
03-24-06, 18:58
I wrote several reports about the Colosseum.
Just check that out and you'll find many (hopefully) useful informations.
to make the story short, however, is not comparable to the best clubs surrounding the frankfurt area.

Dreams
03-24-06, 19:46
Another opinion about Colosseum.

It may not be as big as those in the Frankfurt area; It has no outdoor facilities. But for the rest I find this club more friendly, less "meat factory"-like. I also like the set up, one huge big place, you can see everything from any place.

And there are not so many choices in Bavaria.

Mike De H
03-25-06, 21:31
I have seen many a Brit pay his 50 euro entrance fee to PHG and just drink the beer and never even talk to one of the girls.

Cheers,

Dedalus

I am so proud of the lads!!

To quote spike from Tom and Jerry, "Thats mah boy" :)

Rain City
03-26-06, 07:04
I am planning to be in Cologne in a few weeks and would like to try FKK Samya. I visited their website and it seems bus line 135 goes very close to the club. But where can I catch this bus? Is it leaving from near Cologne central train station? Not really sure how to read the time table also. Any help would be appreciated.

EFrog
03-26-06, 15:47
I am planning to be in Cologne in a few weeks and would like to try FKK Samya. I visited their website and it seems bus line 135 goes very close to the club. But where can I catch this bus? Is it leaving from near Cologne central train station? Not really sure how to read the time table also. Any help would be appreciated.

Just get to the web site Koeln public transportation.
If you can read a map.... you can see what you need.

Warsteiner
03-26-06, 17:27
Rain City,

The easiest way is with the tram. Get the number 16 in the direction of Surth. Get off at Michaelshoven, which is about 20 mins from Koln Hauptbahnhof (cost about €2). When you get off the train turn left out of the platfom and there will be a office block/factory on the right-hand side. Turn right and follow the road around until you come to a dual carriageway. Cross over the carriageway and carry straight on for about 5 mins until you come to Kirshbaumweg - it's the 2nd/3rd turning on the right. Samya is about 50 metres on the right-hand side. It should be about 10 minutes walk from the tram stop.

Have fun and don't forget to write a report.

Warsteiner
03-26-06, 17:28
gt 24/3/06

i arrived at about 4pm and had to park on the street as the car park was full. after showering and changing i had a look around to see who was present. after my last trip 3 weeks ago i was particularly looking for either charlene or larissa but could not find either of them. after a quick sauna i decided upon melis who i had met during the previous trip but hadn’t had a session with.

melis is about 5’ 2” tall with d cup breasts and long fair hair. we had a quick chat and went off to the room where she gave a great bbbj, dfk and cim.

after she found out that i was from the uk she mentioned that there was a club in edinburgh and asked if i knew anything about it. i said that clubs were illegal (although they are around) but there had been a law passed to allow more than one girl to work together but i was unsure of the exact wording of the law. she seemed surprised at this as she was considering working in that club for a while. i said that some of these places were tolerated by the police but normally had illegal immigrants working there and every so often the police would raid the clubs, shut them down and arrest the girls or/and send them home. this seemed to put her off the idea so i don’t know if she’ll end up going there or not.

after i’d had a bit of a rest i was sat in the jacuzzi and noticed a very petite girl with long blond dreadlocks walking around. i hadn’t seen her earlier and although i’m not particularly into dreadlocks i’ve got a real thing for petite women. i dried myself and went to the main room to see if i could find her. she was sat on a couch by herself so i went and sat next to her.

regi or regina is 20, 4’ 11” tall has very small (a cup) breasts and probably weighs less than 100lb (7 stone) soaking wet. it was her first day at the club and she has come from fkk palace. she was saying that she left palace due to the new clientele that they have there. apparently from about january there have been very few german regular customers there and the majority of customers have been arabic/morrocan/turkish men who don’t have many sessions and when they do have a session with a girl they want the girl to be their wife! there is also a problem with the amount of rooms as there are only 14 and it can take up to 90 mins for a room to be free if you want to have the session in private. i can’t say whether any of these things are true as i haven’t been to palace but i’m glad regi is now in gt. we had a chat on the couch and then some dfk before going to the room.

regi is absolutely wild in the room and really enjoys oral and fairly rough sex i.e. hair pulling, biting, hard f**king, etc. and really gets into it and can be quite loud. i had a fantastic 1 hour session with her and said that i would see her later.

i really needed to recover after the session with regi and wondered if i’d be able to manage another session or not. i spent a bit of time outside relaxing and had a couple of saunas before i went to look for regi again. unfortunately i couldn’t find her and i ended up meeting irina.

irina isn’t really my type but as i’m too soft i let her talk me into letting her come outside to sit on one of the couches with me. she is originally from poland but has lived in germany for the last 7 years. she is about 5’ 5” tall with short fair/dark hair, d cup breasts and about 10kg to heavy for my liking. she also mentioned this new club in edinburgh and said that she had called the club and spoken to a german girl who explained that there were 7 rooms with 7 girls and that each session was 30 mins for £35. she said that she wanted her friend (melis) to go with her but i explained the same thing to her as i had melis but this did not put here off. in fact as it seemed a bit dangerous it made her even more eager to go to the club. i don’t know edinburgh at all but apparently the club is about 5 mins drive from the airport.

after a chat and her stroking me for about 20 mins i started to become aroused so we went off to the room. she started to massage me and rub her breasts all over me and gave a fairly good bbbj and average sex. there was absolutely no sensation when f**king her so i said that i would cim. she was ok with this and started to lick my balls. i said that i was cumming and she positioned herself in from of me. unfortunately she wasn’t prepared and she ended up choking on my cum and some of it went up her nose! she got a bit pissed off at this but i said that i had warned her that i was cumming and she should have been prepared. we went to the lockers and she charged me for 90 mins. i queried the fact that we had been in the room that long and even though i was fairly sure that we hadn’t been in the room for more than 60 mins i gave her the money. i would avoid this girl as there are more attractive and better women in the club but if you do have a session with her then make sure you check your watch!

after that (very) average session i went back to my hotel and have a couple of beers.

gt 25/3/06

after my previous evening’s session with regi i was eager to return to the club and arrived just after opening time.

regi was there and i joined her for breakfast before embarking on some serious dfk and heading off to the room. the session was even better than the previous one but the weather was very mild and it was too hot for me in the club so i had trouble cumming. rather surprisingly regi doesn’t do cim but was more than happy for me to cum all over her pert ass.

after relaxing for a few hours and deciding whether to have another session or not i saw a young, very fresh faced, girl that i had noticed the precious evening.

lia is 19 has long blond hair is about 5’ 8” tall and has b/c cup breasts. she looks more like the girl next door than some of the hardcore girls in the club. she is very sweet and has been working in the club since january. we went to the room and it was more like having sex with a ‘real’ 19 year old than one who was working in a club but if you’re looking for a [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) type session then i would recommend her.

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extra information

i was sat in the sauna with 2 other guys and 2 of the girls walked in. this is fairly normal as the girls will occasionally go in the sauna for a couple of minutes to warm up but these 2 were avoiding one of the guests. he is about 55 – 60 years old and has a funny right eye. apparently he is always asking the girls for se without a condom and even if they say that this is not possible (which they all do) when he is in the room he will try to remove the condom when he is behind the girl. all of the girls complain about this so i think his days in the club are numbered but it’s nice to know that the girls do not have sex without a condom and that you’re fairly safe in these clubs.

there were a few new girls who started working in the club while i was there. as well as regi there were 2 girls who were shown around on friday (24/3/06) one of whom was a bit of a model type – 5’ 10” tall, b/c cup breasts, long blond hair and very slim. there were also another 2 girls shown around on saturday morning (25/3/06) so it seems like gt is the place to be at the moment.

have fun

warsteiner.

Rain City
03-26-06, 18:08
eFrog,

I must be missing something. I went to KVB's website (www.kvb-koeln.de) to find the bus route map, but I did not find it. Is this the website you are suggesting, or is there another site I should go to?

I guess, in the worst case scenario, I can always ask at the hotel, but I thought it would be better to do some homework beforehand.

FKKguide
03-26-06, 18:28
eFrog,

I must be missing something. I went to KVB's website (www.kvb-koeln.de) to find the bus route map, but I did not find it. Is this the website you are suggesting, or is there another site I should go to?

I guess, in the worst case scenario, I can always ask at the hotel, but I thought it would be better to do some homework beforehand.
Cologne and Bonn are my home towns.

Strassenbahn 16 (tramway/trolley/electric streetcar, goes all the way to Bonn) runs almost past Samya. Nice scenic ride along Rhine river for about 20 min. Cost was Eu 2.50 last time I rode it. Get off at stop Michaelshoven in the suburb of Rodenkirchen, walk 5 min through one of the better neighborhoods of CGN.

Bus 135 stops within sight of Samya but takes longer and goes though uninteresting inner city with many stops. Same fare.

Cab ride could cost maybe Eu ~25 from downtown, up to Eu ~50 if your hotel is in the boonies.

Find a map and directions via http://samya.de or http://fkkguide.cyberfreehost.com or http://hot-maps.de
KVB is at http://kvb-koeln.de

FKKguide
03-26-06, 18:42
eFrog,

I must be missing something. I went to KVB's website (www.kvb-koeln.de) to find the bus route map, but I did not find it. Is this the website you are suggesting, or is there another site I should go to?

I guess, in the worst case scenario, I can always ask at the hotel, but I thought it would be better to do some homework beforehand.

Just looked at the English vervion of Samya.de and, horror of horrors, it's machine-translated. Tell 'em not to be such cheap Charleys and have ME translate it into proper English.

The address is
Kirschbaum-Weg 26 A
(Google translated that correcly into 'Cherry tree way' where they should have left it in German! LoL :)
50996 Cologne Rodenkirchen

Again Trolley Nr 16 (to stop Michelshoven), Bus 135 (to stop Kirschbaumweg). These services run at least every 30 min, more often during rush hour, but check when the last one leaves back into town. Schedules are posted at all stops.

Henio
03-26-06, 19:25
Regi or Regina is 20, 4’ 11” tall has very small (A cup) breasts and probably weighs less than 100lb (7 stone) soaking wet. It was her first day at the club and she has come from FKK Palace. She was saying that she left Palace due to the new clientele that they have there. Apparently from about January there have been very few German regular customers there and the majority of customers have been Arabic/Morrocan/Turkish men who don’t have many sessions and when they do have a session with a girl they want the girl to be their wife! .......Regi is absolutely wild in the room and really enjoys oral and fairly rough sex i.e. hair pulling, biting, hard f**king, etc. and really gets into it and can be quite loud. I had a fantastic 1 hour session with her and said that I would see her later.

Hey Warsteiner,

apart from the dreadlocks, I think you just described Vicky from Palace. Was her smile a bit "crooked" (don't know the right word to use here), like not a natural beautiful face, but still kind of pretty in its own way?
Was she by any chance Czeck?

If the answer to the above is yes, then it is definetly her.

Chivaz

btw: she weighs in at 88 lbs

Warsteiner
03-26-06, 19:51
Chivaz,

Yep, this definately sounds like Vicki. She is Czech and said that she was from a small village somewhere near Prague. Don't know why she should use a different name though unless she wanted a complete break from Palace.

EFrog
03-26-06, 21:54
eFrog,

I must be missing something. I went to KVB's website (www.kvb-koeln.de) to find the bus route map, but I did not find it. Is this the website you are suggesting, or is there another site I should go to?

I guess, in the worst case scenario, I can always ask at the hotel, but I thought it would be better to do some homework beforehand.

hi rain city

here is the english search engine.
it will make it easier...
have fun

http://195.14.242.28/cgi-bin/assRoute.cgi?formID=assFormRoute&actionID=init&formFile=kvb/kvb-form.html&auskunftFile=kvb/kvb-template.html&langFile=langGB.tmpl&ROUTEN_SUCHEN=AUS&UMSTIEGSGESCHWINDIGKEIT=1000&GEHGESCHWINDIGKEIT=20&TARIF_ANZ_ERWACHSENE=1

Dedalus
03-27-06, 16:52
Hey Warsteiner,

apart from the dreadlocks, I think you just described Vicky from Palace. Was her smile a bit "crooked" (don't know the right word to use here), like not a natural beautiful face, but still kind of pretty in its own way?
Was she by any chance Czeck?

If the answer to the above is yes, then it is definetly her.

Chivaz

btw: she weighs in at 88 lbs

It would seem that our Vicky is back "home" in the NRW area. She did have dreadlocks the last time I saw her.

Well, now I will have to make a Brüggen run.

Cheers,

Dedalus

Toscana
03-29-06, 15:14
Monday, 13th March in Samya. It was a strange evening. I entered about 19.30 and there were strangely few men, and about 15 girls. Of the latter at least 15 were beauties, a severe strain on the towel knot. OK, let’s agree on 12, after I’d calmed down and drunk my first coffee. Only a couple that I had seen before. Things were very promising indeed. What followed was one of the most depressing times I have spent in an FKK.

There was a strange atmosphere all evening. Was any other forumer also there by any chance? I hope not, for your sake. Something was wrong. My first lengthy talk was with a beautiful-faced Turkish girl (Mary? Maria? Not on the forum anyway) who lives in London and is only in Cologne to see her brother. She was using me to flee from another customer, who had been pestering her. Unbelievable cock-and-bull life story, but of course she’s mortally offended if you think that she belongs to that profession, she’s fully trained in Public Relations (excellent euphemism, I choked into my beer) and wouldn’t normally be seen dead with all these second-rate girls, she would have me know. Naturally all this self-righteousness also meant that she was not going to kiss, would only consider oral without under protest, if I really insisted, and after minute inspection of the offending member once upstairs. I drifted wearily off. Wasted so much time on her.

I homed in a few minutes later on Cornelia, one of the Polish band and blessed with large shapely breasts. All started OK on the couch, but then her friend Domenica (whom I had been with last time) came over to us and sat down, with me between the girls. The two of them then proceeded to jabber away for ten minutes in Polish, ignoring me completely. I do not take offence easily, but this was rude. My Polish doesn’t extend to “What the fuck..?”, so I just got up and walked off without a word.

After all this, things started going downhill. :-) Sidled over to a girl I subsequently learned is Susanna (pictures on the website). If you want to get an idea of just how heavenly her breasts are I recommend the seventh picture down on the left-hand side of her portrait. Just immaculate, and just what I had been looking forward to, as I approached her and her unnamed friend, who were sitting chatting on barstools. Could I perhaps prize Susanna's nipples away for a few minutes? Answer (politely), actually no. Er? Well, I am only here to celebrate my friend’s birthday, and I do not really want to go with you. What? Giggle with her girlfriend (who was twenty on the day, so a belated Happy Birthday from me and all on ISG if you are reading this), and chink, chink of the champagne glasses. This was the last straw. I was leaving.

In the course of the evening, between my miseries, I did in fact have a couple of very reasonable sessions with two good-lookers, both Germans. Firstly with Angelina, dark long hair, tall, slender but curvy, who is very like her photos on the website. And secondly with Larissa, who has no photos, but is blonde and otherwise very similar in build to Angelina. Larissa is a strange combination of friendliness, empty-headedness (I mean real dumb), with a mix of good one-liners: after we’d negotiated at length on services and prices and finally got up to the room, she announced “oh, and I don’t do French” and left the room. Came back two minutes later, which time I had spent wondering feverishly how to respond, with “Nah, only a joke, but it gets ‘em all!”. But unfortunately by that stage I was not really in much of a mood for jollity.

Both the girl at reception and the owner who was called handled my complaint well, which I lodged as I left. I only complained about the incident with Susanna, because I accept that I can make wrong choices and that chemistry can be lacking in this business, the most personal of services. But I wasn’t going to accept being blown away, if she could be celebrating in a restaurant instead. The receptionist also serves at the bar, and in fact had indirectly got wind of my exchange with S. at the time, and been given a completely different version by her. The manager called S. out and she admitted what had happened. It cost the manager a free-entry card, and S. was summonsed again, so that she could learn the consequence, and be told to make sure this customer left the room with the broadest of smiles next time he showed up. Smiles all round. Well done him, huh? So, I am just waiting for S. to return from holiday so that I can enjoy my free entry and what will be a very lengthy session indeed with her and her wonderful front row. :-)

PS This is btw not a recommendation not to go with S. Apparently there have not been any complaints about her before. She just made a stupid, over-confident mistake. Or the club, it’s usually much better.

Warsteiner
03-29-06, 20:31
Toscana

Sorry to hear that you had such a bad time at Samya. I've had several good sessions there over New Year and last October but I think things may be on the way down for the club.

A lot of the regular girls have left recently and this has been noticed on German boards - girls such as Anna who was there from the day the club opened and Ahlem who went to work elsewhere.

I'm going to be heading over to Germany at the end of April and was planning to visit Samya for a day but I might just spend an extra day at GT instead.

It's a shame because Samya is a nice club as as it easily reachable by public transport it meant that I could have a couple of beers before heading back to the hotel.

Breadman
03-30-06, 01:09
The two of them then proceeded to jabber away for ten minutes in Polish, ignoring me completely. I do not take offence easily, but this was rude.

Well, I am only here to celebrate my friend’s birthday, and I do not really want to go with you. When i visited Samya i found their seating arrangements to be unlike any of the other clubs I had visited before. They have three small couch seating area's on the main floor with a bar area and two table area's (one near the food buffet, the other off in the corner). The girls tended to all sit together at the one table and make any approach by the customers likely. Then one guy would sit with three of the women at the table (seating for 4) and he would basically make it impossible to approach any of the women seeing that you couldnt figure out who he was interested out of the group.

Your in an Fkk to meet the women, not waste time trying to figure out a way to approach them. And a fkk club doesnt need a large 15 person bar in such a small main room, a small 4 person bar and another couch area is a better use of space. And get rid of the circle couch and small table, nobody uses the first and the girls shouldnt be allowed to sit together at any table or couch without leaving room for the client to sit down to chat.

Marlow
03-31-06, 15:56
Before I get on to what this new place is like, I want to say to Toscana 'keep your pecker up'! Yes, sometimes it is so that there's a bummer of an experience waiting to make you wince in these clubs. Well, girls are human too - though some who work in these clubs could be called members of the 'Artful Dodgers' league. They assume men can't think with both brains running concurrently, one of them has to be out to lunch for the other to operate.

Finca Erotic in Dierdorf is set out like a Spanish 'village square'. From the outside it looks nothing and being as it is next to a supermarket, you think 'na, can't be'. But it is.

It is beautifully done, with the Finca Erotica logo on the towels, the match booklets, the free pens and the drink glasses. The changing rooms a little on the small side with the girls changing room right next to it. A nice piece of voyeuristic fun to be had when they leave the door slightly open - very naughty!

Once kitted out in operating theatre wrist band, locker key and towel you enter the 'square'. Facing you is the circular bar (alcohol!), to your right is the grand stone stair case leading up to the second floor where there are two rooms, seating area and the cinema. One is the Kama Sutra room into which you crawl through a dog kenel type arch. It's big enough for a party and if you can get through all the pictured positions I am sure the management will award you a 'Torreador First class' certificate. On the far side is another smaller stone staircase leading to the masseur and more seating areas. Underneath is a large sauna and through a set of arches the heated whirlpool. Around the corner from the sauna are some sun loungers and a tanning bed. the Spanish theme extends to the rooms which are excellent and the beds large enough for grouo sex. There is a buffet serving snacks all day.
The seating is a bit oddly laid out and sparse. Breadman would not be happy, though a beer at the bar might soothe him.

You might think Finca Erotica is some interior designer's idea of Spain, a kind of shopping mall for sex. The garden should be finished within a couple of months. For me nothing better than outdoor sex under a hot sun.

As it is the sister club of World, the girls are of a pretty high standard. I mention Monika (short dark hair, full breasts), Joanna (a tanned hardbody with a slim 10 figure) Lucy (very short red hair, big mouth and hearty laugh, slim, small breasts) Sophie ( short blonde, talkative, teeny figure) Alisia (long dark haired, Spanish, another hardbody with long legs) and an incredible teeny Polish girl who speaks English, very slim, large breasts, fine straight dark hair below her shoulders, pale skin. If you are there with one of these, consider yourself in luck.

The Polish girls tend to stay a couple of weeks then return home for a break. As do the Spanish girls there. Some of these girls do extras - ask them. all of them are very good. Among the rest there are some obvious short-change artists, real hard bitten looking pros. Great to look at but that steely gaze they give you tells you to steer clear.

For many of you Dierdorf is perhaps hard to reach but if you can make it, I would recommend the place as a change from World, Oase and Samya.

The entrance is 50 euro and each half hour session also 50 euro. There maybe a happy hour price of 30 Euro introduced, who knows. Because reception can monitor how long is occupied, the chances of being given the 'ten minute hurry up offensive' by a girl are reduced. and as Toscana has found out German club owners take complaints seriously. From both sides!

I find World a bit sort of 'in your face' in style, so Finca Erotica with its attempt at Spanish flair is a good change - and the music is not that hefty techno stuff Germans think gets your gonads working.