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Someone tells me she has the best blowjob skills. She doesn't us any teeth because she doesn't have any.
Yikes ! Happy Halloween
Model Chaser
11-01-08, 02:24
Yikes!
Dare I say it?
More penis please!
Someone tells me she has the best blowjob skills. She doesn't us any teeth because she doesn't have any.
http://www.dailymotion.com/gb/featured/channel/people/video/x7bmno_worlds-fattest-man-gets-married_lifestyle
How did a fat cu*t like him pull an ok looking chick like her?
After it opens, move the beer to the right.
http://mithuro.com/presscuefiles/january/beer_goggle.swf
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The Sex Hunter
12-15-08, 08:53
Here we have the answer to Wan Kings question!
Replace the glass of beer with a bottle of Tequilla in the link from Eaglestar. In a womans point of view the fat fuck would be slim as a hair after the bottle would be empty! :-))))
NicFrenchy
12-25-08, 08:35
This one's a nice one
NicFrenchy
12-25-08, 08:43
that's why women have to do the house jobs ;)
Found this:
http://www.keezmovies.com/397003
Enjoy
Ah, Yes. Love Fredrick's of Oklahoma
Ah, Yes. Love Fredrick's of OklahomaEaglestar,
You hit it right on the nose. After viewing the pictures, I need to get back to China.
Someone tells me she has the best blowjob skills. She doesn't us any teeth because she doesn't have any.
I understood the meaning, but.....
She is what we hope to be
we are what she would like to be
Anyway, Pls: more respect for old person
The joy of safe sex.
http://www.redtube.com/4845
Xyz Abcd2008
02-06-09, 06:18
The joy of safe sex.
http://www.redtube.com/4845Good one, thanks for video
Xyz Abcd2008
02-06-09, 06:20
http://www.dailymotion.com/gb/featured/channel/people/video/x7bmno_worlds-fattest-man-gets-married_lifestyle
How did a fat cu*t like him pull an ok looking chick like her?Really nice, seen today.
http://www.glumbert.com/media/consent
This is for the ladies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg8yJVnPO5Y&NR=1
I won't travel on these airlines!
By Tom Bruised
http://www.fuckingimpossible.com/
Xyz Abcd2008
02-28-09, 17:33
By Tom Bruised
http://www.fuckingimpossible.com/Amazing stuff. As usual. Thanks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ijP6KnS-AM&feature=related sexshop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA6Dm_7utGs&feature=related lapdance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRmAyyvAcZY&feature=related the whole family is f'ed up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKdMUyi9CE4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XkgY1w3ZfA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnnPllpIqzk&feature=related
http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/do-my-boobs-look-crooked_2471.html
Amazing stuff. As usual. Thanks
You are welocme. I am glad you are enjoying it.
What a condom
http://www.sexyandfunny.com/view_link/caught-in-the-act_777.html
That's magic
http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Most-Wonderful-Magic-Trick-the-Hanky-Panky
Just if she was more sexy.
The heart and soul of mongering
Monger's Guide - Where to put it?
Is this a commercial?
http://thetube.watchersweb.com/thetube/video/3579/commercial
Monger's Guide - Where to put it?
This picture does not show on my computer. Other pictures are working fine
Is this a commercial?
http://thetube.watchersweb.com/thetube/video/3579/commercial
This picture does not show on my computer. Other pictures are working fine
Sorry Dr X. I lost it :(
What makes a cock feel good??
El Minetero
07-29-09, 16:06
Or are they?
The woman with the sign could be the same one standing outside a tryout for prospective playboy models at a University back in the '70's.
Then she was holding a sign that said,
'Ain't she sweet,
Making money off her meat
She's just America's
Favorite commodity
Ain't she sweet'.
I remember reading some feminist saying, 'Men don't have the right to choose a woman because of the size or shape of her breast'.
Really? As if women don't have the right to choose a man because he's on the football team, hung like a horse, or any other criteria they decide.
El Minetero
(It's Habitual)
Black Boots
08-28-09, 08:15
This is interesting use of tech.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVAdCKaU3vY
or try this link
http://timesonline.typepad.com/science/2009/08/sex-as-youve-never-seen-it-before.html
BB
Proper sign for the Filipina Cherry Girls sitting area
Sign for Ladyboy's toilet
New product from the Asian Rain collection
Is "Cockage Charge" the same as a bar fine?
IMHO, an intriguing photo
Nice glasses, aren't they?
London Guy
10-13-09, 17:00
I like this one.
PolyOrchid
10-14-09, 03:56
Sasha Gray for president!
A very useful aphorism!
http://www.kontraband.com/pics/1029/Pussy-Farts/
Maybe this is the sidewalk on Soi 3
Vlad Impaler
03-01-10, 14:02
Turn right and full steam ahead.
Johnny Maldiva
04-05-10, 14:38
Retired WG and future John?
Johnny Maldiva
04-05-10, 15:13
Best pick-up line ever.
Saw this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIyeNRbbKBw
Drat. I had to remove the caption to make this fit.
"A mighty corrupt little country you've got here, son. Here's 150 cozieros for the girl, 50 cozieros for you, 25 cozieros for the hotel manager, 10 cozieros for the police chief, 10 cozieros for the prime minister, 5 cozieros for the Ambassador to the United Nations."
We all hopelessly wish we should all be waiting for them all. They would, nevertheless, not...
http://www.axe.com.tr/izle.aspx
Kermitthefrog
05-23-10, 19:44
Let's get this party started in here !
Kermitthefrog
05-23-10, 19:53
...and thought of you guys!
The greatest Soprano forever...
Angus Magee
06-03-10, 11:51
The thing is, the folks that thought of this one probably also made a ton 'o money.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd1hqcbEuMM
Brilliantly simple.
AM
Oil Spill Damage to Wildlife in Florida Keys
Kermitthefrog
06-10-10, 18:22
Seems to be getting busy down here...
... and fashion has been created.
Kermitthefrog
06-12-10, 18:07
Will the madness never end?
Kermitthefrog
06-12-10, 18:13
No, maybe not...
Kermitthefrog
06-12-10, 18:19
Something for a little balance
Kermitthefrog
06-12-10, 18:24
Still trying to strike a balance
Kermitthefrog
06-12-10, 18:33
Do these work? Nope, too big...
The question about whether to touch or not, from Turkish Riviera
Kermitthefrog
06-27-10, 20:48
Enjoy as much you can
Gunmaster G9
07-18-10, 18:35
First batch of motivational posters.
http://mediafetcher.com/article_full.php?id=114608
Mary, despite her good looks and charm, had still never dated any boys at the age of 19. Today she was asking her aunt Martha for advice with boys.
"Aunt Martha, " she started, "I've just started French kissing Tommy and I need to know where the spit should go. I don't want to dribble on my boyfriend. "
"Swallow." Her aunt advised. "This will make you even more popular later on."
From the Puerto Plata, Dom Rep thread - some joking about "earning your monger's wings" inspired me to design these.
After all, when was the last time you asked a chica to "spread her WINGS"?
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=137335
Gunmaster G9
08-14-10, 01:22
2nd batch of motivational posters.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1735274/geordie_girls_are_fun/
Very funny, make sure to watch to the end!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtnCkE5RpK0
very funny
http://www.youtube.com/user/FKKperson
Man imagine the stink off her arse!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3_qzG1Wp0I&feature=player_embedded&has_verified=1
VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES.
How do U-turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
151393
Pun intended or not?
i persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse. i didn't know i could buy another can in the departure lounge.
david cameron has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits.
from next week the forms will only be printed in english.
your through to pc world technical support how may i help you?
'i am having trouble finding the net' okay sir no problem. can i take your name sir. 'yes. its fernando torres'
a woman had been on the game for 4 years and was worried about the size of her fanny on her wedding night so she decided to tell her husband she caught it climbing over a fence. after an hour in bed with her he said "how far across the f*king field were you before you realised it was caught"
the irish have solved their own fuel problems. they imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil
wife says to husband "you only ever want sex when your drunk"husband says "thats not true. sometimes i want a kebab"
a young arab asks his father:.
what is this weird hat that we are wearing.
why, it's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!
and what is this type of clothing that we are wearing
it's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!
and what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?
these are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!
tell me, papa?. yes, my son- then, why the f*k are we living in bradford?
i bought the wife a memory stick, it's great!
she hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or sex once since the first beating.
after no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see chinese expert sex therapist dr chang.
he says "harro! take off all your croase, get down & craw reery reery fast to otherside room"she does,"ok craw reery reery fast back"
as she did dr chang shook his head."yr probrem vewy vewy bad, worse case ed zachary disease i ever sor, that why you get no man"
she says "god whats ed zachary disease"
dr says "its when your face look ed zachery like your arse.
a farmer gets a phone call from his son. i've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive. shoot it says the farmer, and then bury it. about 20mins later he gets another call. done that, what should i do with his speed camera and motorbike.
the missus asked if she pleased me in bed?
i said "yes, i love that trick you do with your mouth.". .."what trick?" she asked?
"the one where you shut the f*ck up and go to sleep!"
fernado torres. not as famous as his brother clit.
a geordie and a yank aid worker are helping out in japan
yank says,"you from round here, buddy?"
"no," he replies," newcastle "
"what state's that in?" asks the yank.
"pretty much the same as this f*ckin place!
an assortment of high powered weapons and a stash of drugs including cocaine, heroin and ecstacy have been found behind the job centre in liverpool.
the locals are said to be in a state of shock. ; they had no f*king idea they had a job centre!
a man approaches a young woman in a shop. he says i can't find my wife, can i talk to you for a few minutes? the woman says sure but do you have any idea where your wife is?
not a clue he says but whenever i talk to a woman with t! ts like yours she appears out of f*king nowhere!
Gentleman Travel
06-17-11, 20:28
A good idea to drop some gift suggestions to your wife.
Member #4171
09-23-11, 17:16
Should the mongers also go vegan?
Chinese punter fleeing hot date during vice raid.
Giving you a heads up Gentlemen, don't say you were not warned LOL. Date Drug used by women to fool men.
Giving you a heads up Gentlemen, don't say you were not warned LOL. Date Drug used by women to fool men.Do I recognize the Fields Avenue Coffee shop?
Bunny Burger Restuarant. Some fairly good food compared to what one gets in AC, which is not very good.
These are hilarious!!!!
http://www.embarrassingnightclubphotos.com/ And their facebook page gets updated quicker than the main site https://www.facebook.com/EmbarrassingNightclubPhotosOfTheWeek
Bunny Burger Restuarant. Some fairly good food compared to what one gets in AC, which is not very good.Yep, don't remember the name, but remember the place and the rain. Was there from Aug 6 to Aug 9. Non stop rain almost all the time.
AussieGaigin
02-17-13, 17:52
For those of you who are confused by the letters in ladies'bra sizes, the following explanation may help
Yeah I'd love to "ride" that!
Waking up to the crack of Dawn!
"Let me sit on your Shoulders" She said!
Best Job in the World! LOL
Excellent explanation, Aussiegaigan! HA! I am no longer confused! Can't wait to get my hands and schwantztooka on those Bs, Cs, Ds and Es but no FS!
Ah man what a classy babe! I'm guessing this is somewhere in England.
This is an old pic I found on my puter, nothing funny about it really, in fact its very horny, just look at the way those tiny bikini bottoms are wedged up those pussies! Yummy!!!
Seva Lurker
02-24-13, 23:38
This is an old pic I found on my puter, nothing funny about it really, in fact its very horny, just look at the way those tiny bikini bottoms are wedged up those pussies! Yummy!!!I saw it several years ago to. The caption was "The sunglasses are bigger than the suits."
Man I just love these snaps of pissed young people outside nightclubs at night. I wonder was her asshole smelly?
http://www.embarrassingnightclubphotos.com/
Exploding from both holes!
A well-known medical update that has promising implications
Can you see the dolphin? Not me Ha Ha
Man what I'd give to lick that!
A tute's down time! Hahahaha! Any of you guys fuck her? LOL!
Bringing a new meaning to Bubble Butt
Pilot: 'Ah crew, never mind safety regulations. Lets just take our new aircraft home'.
How about witch on a broom.
Vegetarian condom but at the same time original way to increase penis.
You may now kiss the bride.
Boeing 777.That is in such bad taste.
Cheers.
A158
Now that's some sweet tasting pussy!
Now that's some sweet tasting pussy!I'm going to dive right in! LOL!
FiddyCent
No nudity, but still falls under the category "Sexy".
Kelly Brook, English Glamour model.
Well If he goes to prison it might be jizz instead of snot hanging off his face!
Handy for keeping your balls in.
Naked Gunz
09-13-14, 02:52
Handy for keeping your balls in.Wow! He has the "balls" to walk around with those "balls". Pun intended.
Colombia loves a plump, big, phat bunda too LOLOLOL!
How fast a woman can fuck.
Haha. I have seen this face.
Difference between hungry and horny.
Oldies but still goodies.
What do they mean by self service?Subtitle: Why X Man is frustrated. He cannot put his dick in his ass because his head is already in there!
It's called the "cornhole" LOL!
From series 6 ep 5 Game of thrones.
Picked this cap up in a hardware store in Japan. Thought it was a nice fit.
I've been reading posts about the effects of the spread of the coronavirus all around the mongering world. And I see mongers starting to argue, fuss, and fight in many of these threads. How about we all take a step back, take a deep breath for a few seconds, and try to keep our heads on straight and level? Let's calm down and let cooler heads prevail my fellow mongers.
Pro mongers practice catch and release of the pink snapper!
The Ruskies say they have the first COVID shot LOL!
Enter the "tunnel" safely. Please remember to always practice safe anal sex!
This is a religion worth following in its 'daily' duties!
The lunacy of American-style strip clubs!
If only it was always this easy!
The lifestyle of Sugar Daddies and their Sugar Babies.
This comical attitude actually exists LMAO!
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