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Banana Boi
03-01-24, 10:35
I beg to differ from Banana Boi on the quality of Soi 6. Because there are some really non attractive girls working in GoGo bars. I mean really not lovely at all.We know there are ugly gogo girls too. There are ugly girls everywhere in Pattaya and BKK, even on Thaniya Road. That's why guys used to come on here saying they picked up a gogo girl at 808 or iBar for 1000 baht even back in 2015-17 when gogo bars were great with top notch talent. You and I both know they weren't the top tier girls at What's Up or Sapphire back in 2015. I knew girls back then who used to go to iBar after they struck out at the gogo bars. They weren't the girls I wouldn't even consider a LD for though.
Look how much I have to suffer coming to Thailand. It's about 10 levels down on girl's looks from where I hobby in Osaka. Of course the price differential between top end Japanese girls and Soi 6 girls is almost beyond comprehension.
Bar none the best bang for your buck with pretty unaffected girls is Jakarta. Then Vietnam but a totally different game if you want top bar girls.
Pattaya is definitely worth going to for even a few days. It is much much better than Bangkok. Supply and demand is the reason why. Thousands of girls fuck to live there. There are at least 3 mongering areas and some open at 1 pm and some clubs close at 6 am. So you can drink and fuck all day. Prices are cheaper. You can get a descent hotel for 30 $ a night, which can help mitigate the taxi ride.So what you're saying in your vast experience is that there are more girls in t Pattaya than there are in Bangkok, a city with 12 million population and hundreds of venues.
Tell us how many times you've been to both places over the past 30 years to make such a sweeping generalization.
Forty Drinks
03-01-24, 21:36
We know there are ugly gogo girls too. There are ugly girls everywhere in Pattaya and BKK, even on Thaniya Road. That's why guys used to come on here saying they picked up a gogo girl at 808 or iBar for 1000 baht even back in 2015-17 when gogo bars were great with top notch talent. You and I both know they weren't the top tier girls at What's Up or Sapphire back in 2015. I knew girls back then who used to go to iBar after they struck out at the gogo bars. They weren't the girls I wouldn't even consider a LD for though.
Look how much I have to suffer coming to Thailand. It's about 10 levels down on girl's looks from where I hobby in Osaka. Of course the price differential between top end Japanese girls and Soi 6 girls is almost beyond comprehension.
Bar none the best bang for your buck with pretty unaffected girls is Jakarta. Then Vietnam but a totally different game if you want top bar girls.Not to sound like a Negative Nelson but the majority of Pattaya agogo girls are closer to Ugly than not.
I know some like XS but only a handful of girls on their Vast Stages are attractive.
Same goes for every other place.
My favorite Palace has a few Hotties but that's it. Many place girls would struggle on Beach Rd or Soi 6,7 and 8.
Explorer8939
03-01-24, 21:52
So what you're saying in your vast experience is that there are more girls in t Pattaya than there are in Bangkok, a city with 12 million population and hundreds of venues.
Tell us how many times you've been to both places over the past 30 years to make such a sweeping generalization.There actually could be more bargirls in Pattaya than in Bangkok, at least in areas where there are Farangs.
But the bottom line is that there are so many bars in Pattaya that visiting them all in a month is impossible.
Koreans have been showing up at Thai centric places for a long time.
Trust me they aren't buying 1 lady drink and Fondling. Deep pockets are the Norm. Go ahead Punk. Like Clint Westwood says.Yup, East Asians (Koreans and Japanese) are all over the go-gos, have been for a very long time now, and they have deep pockets. I was at Palace a few months ago and they were bar fining WGs within the first hour of opening. After buying 6-7 drinks. Same story in Pinup and XS. You won't catch many European pensioners snd long term ex-pats there, just Asian tourists men of all ages with money to spend.
We know there are ugly gogo girls too. There are ugly girls everywhere in Pattaya and BKK, even on Thaniya Road. That's why guys used to come on here saying they picked up a gogo girl at 808 or iBar for 1000 baht even back in 2015-17 when gogo bars were great with top notch talent.
Look how much I have to suffer coming to Thailand. It's about 10 levels down on girl's looks from where I hobby in Osaka.
Bar none the best bang for your buck with pretty unaffected girls is Jakarta. Then Vietnam but a totally different game if you want top bar girls.I agree that Pattaya is far worse in numeric quality now than it was in 2015 or earlier. Whatsup, Sapphire, and even Sensations had women who looked like models. Even ibar and insomnia had amazing women. Many of those same women have now quit, married, retired, moved, etc. And have not been replaced by equally beautiful women. Now the women today all have fake tits, fake ass, tattoos, fake lips, etc.
I lived in Japan for 4 years and Korea for 1 year. In my book, Korean women beat Japanese women by a country mile. Korea has legal red light districts but they are not really for foreigners as many WGs will refuse you unless you look Korean / Asian. Granted, there are foreign friendly red like districts but its extremely limited and very expensive.
In Thailand, some WGs can pass for Korean / Japanese (pale white East Asian look) but they are not easy to find. And the Asian customers with deep pockets are looking for them too.
I still need to try Jakarta, Singapore, and Vietnam. Dubai has central asian WGs who look Korean / Chinese so that's a relief but its expensive to monger there.
At the end of the day, I still come to Pattaya for the beach atmosphere and luck of finding a few stunners. But as you stated, this isn't 2015 anymore, and it hurts.
Mr Enternational
03-02-24, 04:03
So what you're saying in your vast experience is that there are more girls in t Pattaya than there are in Bangkok, a city with 12 million population and hundreds of venues.
Tell us how many times you've been to both places over the past 30 years to make such a sweeping generalization.Just because there are more people does not mean there are mord available people. You chances are just about even on taking a girl to the room from a baht bus in Pattaya as they are for getting slapped for trying to take one home from the MRT in Bangkok.
Cheongs101
03-02-24, 14:28
Hi! Went to KL last year and I went to a spa in Puchong beside a car repair garage. I'm trying to find it's name, all I remember is there's an inconspicuous door that you have to buzz in for them to open it. Floor below was where you go to get a fuckjob and if you take the stairs up was to go to the blowjob spa. Anybody familiar with this place?
Explorer8939
03-03-24, 03:08
https://thepattayanews.com/2024/03/01/pattaya-booms-with-tourist-influx-hotels-exceed-90-occupancy/
Pattaya is experiencing a surge in tourism, with hotels exceeding 90% room occupancy driven by an influx of visitors from China, Russia, and India, alongside a rise in domestic tourism.
Spent few days in Pattaya. It is mostly same after covid but the number of freelancers on beach road is significantly down. 200 at its peak instead of the 500 that it used to be. 1000 is still the asking rate, had several Steller sessions for that price. BR has changed a bit in past few years, it is brightly lit now. Quite a few tourists but not as many as in the past.
Pattaya still delivers excellent value although facial beauty is severely lacking and has gone down considerably.
It was fun to me. We like different kinds of fun though. Seems your fun needs to come through a bottle of alcohol while mine comes through social interaction.- From social interaction of from the Khat. As good and as nasty as coke if you chew it fast and right. And legal.
- I now realize giving up on Soi 6 it has an upside: I no longer feel bound to seek accommodation in Pattaya within walking distance of Soi 6.
Forty Drinks
03-03-24, 06:48
https://thepattayanews.com/2024/03/01/pattaya-booms-with-tourist-influx-hotels-exceed-90-occupancy/
Pattaya is experiencing a surge in tourism, with hotels exceeding 90% room occupancy driven by an influx of visitors from China, Russia, and India, alongside a rise in domestic tourism.Hahaha. You made me check red planet Pattaya prices March and April.
I don't believe the article. LOL. Hahaha.
Isn't high season winning down. LOL. Hahaha. LOL. Hahaha.
Forty Drinks
03-04-24, 19:57
https://www.facebook.com/WrathBarPattayaSoi6
Healthy Girl on right. 1 day posted.
Never seen her before.
Looks legit 2,000 or if worse comes to worse-40 drinks. LOL. Sorry if I ruin the Market Guys.
I agree that Pattaya is far worse in numeric quality now than it was in 2015 or earlier. WhatsUp, Sapphire, and even Sensations had women who looked like models. Even iBar and Insomnia had amazing women. Many of those same women have now quit, married, retired, moved, etc. And they have not been replaced by equally beautiful women. Now the women today all have fake tits, fake ass, tattoos, fake lips, etc. * * * I still come to Pattaya for the beach atmosphere and luck of finding a few stunners. But this isn't 2015 anymore and it hurts.Good summary from Mr. 20 on the Pattaya lineup as of this writing. I agree the current "Pattaya look" leaves much to be desired.
I understand that what's considered attractive changes over time. Same for what clothes are considered fashionable. But in the past decade the girls have adopted the ultra-sleazy look with gusto. I understand some customers like that package. But I wonder if the girls aren't really trying to compensate for how much heavier they have become. I suspect some of them think they can disguise being overweight with cosmetic surgery, and they can distract the male gaze from their girth with tattoos. The girls may tell themselves they are "thicc" or "bootylicious" but to my eye they look fat and sloppy.
Like Mr. 20, I still consider Pattaya a good holiday destination -- especially when it's cold and dark where I am. I agree the beach town vibe is nice regardless of whether you engage in any naughty boy pursuits. But truth be told, there are lots of beach towns. What's always set Pattaya apart is the chance for gents to get into a little mischief. These days, unfortunately, it's turning into a place where drinking is increasingly important and that's a bit sad.
Jimmy Boy 99
03-05-24, 02:59
https://www.facebook.com/WrathBarPattayaSoi6
Healthy Girl on right. 1 day posted.
Never seen her before.
Looks legit 2,000 or if worse comes to worse-40 drinks. LOL. Sorry if I ruin the Market Guys.Seriously? I wouldn't fuck any of them even for free.
How do you guys deal with question from Freelancers asking: If you (the guy) are married or if you have a GF or not?
We are paying for good experience from them, what should be appropriate response to satisfy these girls?
Any recommendations highly appreciated!
ElMexicant
03-05-24, 08:54
I messaged what I thought was a cute girl on TF. "How much short time?" (nothing else). She proceeds to send me nudes with a cheap ass price. What the heck is going on with these undercovers in the wrong section? Well at least you guys know I go for girls in their 20's and not anything older.
Forty Drinks
03-05-24, 15:43
I messaged what I thought was a cute girl on TF. "How much short time?" (nothing else). She proceeds to send me nudes with a cheap ass price. What the heck is going on with these undercovers in the wrong section? Well at least you guys know I go for girls in their 20's and not anything older.Looks articulate. Even well done I'd pass due to unnaturally unnatural.
How do you guys deal with question from Freelancers asking: If you (the guy) are married or if you have a GF or not?
We are paying for good experience from them, what should be appropriate response to satisfy these girls?
Any recommendations highly appreciated!Depends on the situation. If you want to fuck them, or fuck them again, tell them no I am not married and do not have a girlfriend. You will get better service. If you want them to go away tell them you have a wife and many girlfriends. Remember, they all have boyfriends or husbands.
Explorer8939
03-05-24, 17:53
How do you guys deal with question from Freelancers asking: If you (the guy) are married or if you have a GF or not?
We are paying for good experience from them, what should be appropriate response to satisfy these girls?
Any recommendations highly appreciated!Never say you are married or have a girlfriend.
Period.
Mr Enternational
03-05-24, 17:55
How do you guys deal with question from Freelancers asking: If you (the guy) are married or if you have a GF or not?
We are paying for good experience from them, what should be appropriate response to satisfy these girls?
Any recommendations highly appreciated!Govt officials think Songran brings in Billions of Baht. The whole Planet wants more. LOL. Hahaha.
Who are we to say they are misguided.
Remember all the Yacht people who showed up on command. Facetecious here.
NRandom940
03-05-24, 18:49
I messaged what I thought was a cute girl on TF. "How much short time?" (nothing else). She proceeds to send me nudes with a cheap ass price. What the heck is going on with these undercovers in the wrong section? Well at least you guys know I go for girls in their 20's and not anything older.What do you mean undercover?
I messaged what I thought was a cute girl on TF. "How much short time?" (nothing else). She proceeds to send me nudes with a cheap ass price. What the heck is going on with these undercovers in the wrong section? Well at least you guys know I go for girls in their 20's and not anything older.At least they were upfront with you about being a ladyboy. Beats them telling you after they arrive at your hotel.
MartinFlevo
03-05-24, 20:37
Pattaya is a big noisy smelly city. It used to be great for having sex. But that's over now.
Pinup / XS and Palace are the only Agogos who are still making BIG money.
Tantra, Baccara, Windmill and a few others are doing oke.
The rest? Struggling.
Pattaya IS busy for sure. But its not the precovid tourist anymore. Families, friends, couples. Restaurants and hotels should be doing just fine. But the adult nightlife is having a hard time.
My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience. Someone mentions he would not take any wrath bar girls for free. About half look doable to me. Usa can be sex prison. I'm in large city and probably half avalible ladies $200 and less have drug issues and nicer ladies have GPS for $300-500. I also do mexico and best place is Hong Kong club tijuana. But even that has become $100 to ladies,$30 barfine, room. $12-30 for 1 lady drink and probably covered blow job and posible starfish sex. Looks like many fun loving, decent looking ladies in soi 6 bars and other pattaya areas for 1500-2000 baht and small barfine and $4-5 lady drinks to interview. 2-3 weeks in pattaya,1 session everyday all in for less than 3000 baht, will I be disappointed or in heaven?
Explorer8939
03-05-24, 21:32
Remember, they all have boyfriends or husbands.That is mostly, but not 100% true. Not counting the ladies who have Tomboys (there's a lot).
Maybe 10% of bargirls are constantly on the lookout for a young Farang boyfriend with money (also known as a "unicorn" and so avoid Thai men.
Another 10% just want to make money and avoid getting involved with a "boyfriend".
How do you know if a bargirl has a boyfriend? The leading indicator is that they are broke, in spite of obviously making money in the bar. Thai men are expensive in Pattaya.
My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience. Someone mentions he would not take any wrath bar girls for free. About half look doable to me. Usa can be sex prison. I'm in large city and probably half avalible ladies $200 and less have drug issues and nicer ladies have GPS for $300-500. I also do mexico and best place is Hong Kong club tijuana. But even that has become $100 to ladies,$30 barfine, room. $12-30 for 1 lady drink and probably covered blow job and posible starfish sex. Looks like many fun loving, decent looking ladies in soi 6 bars and other pattaya areas for 1500-2000 baht and small barfine and $4-5 lady drinks to interview. 2-3 weeks in pattaya,1 session everyday all in for less than 3000 baht, will I be disappointed or in heaven?You will be in heaven. I'm European and am used to paying €200-€250 per hour for a decent 7 or 8 looking girl. In Thailand you will get a LOT of sex for that €250! As you are retired age and like some experience 100% you should be checking out all of the gents clubs. Fantastic fun. A lot of public nudity by the girls and great facilities for next to nothing. Strip pool competitions (8 ball then your balls!) and you will have more threesomes than you ever dreamed of for less that $60!
I'm there but only for 9 days end of March / early April. Feel free to PM me if you want to hook up. Trust me, I've mongered the World over and once you've experienced the Male Disneyland of Pattaya you'll be addicted too.
My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience. Someone mentions he would not take any wrath bar girls for free. About half look doable to me. Usa can be sex prison. I'm in large city and probably half avalible ladies $200 and less have drug issues and nicer ladies have GPS for $300-500. I also do mexico and best place is Hong Kong club tijuana. But even that has become $100 to ladies,$30 barfine, room. $12-30 for 1 lady drink and probably covered blow job and posible starfish sex. Looks like many fun loving, decent looking ladies in soi 6 bars and other pattaya areas for 1500-2000 baht and small barfine and $4-5 lady drinks to interview. 2-3 weeks in pattaya,1 session everyday all in for less than 3000 baht, will I be disappointed or in heaven?If you are not used to traveling to Asia then plan on taking it easy the first couple of days. The jet lag can be a real *****. Also if you take any kind of sleep medication on the plane to help you sleep take it easy drinking that first night. Not fun waking up in the hallway in your underwear locked out of your room. But the hotel staff has seen it all so they can be really nice about it. I love Asia myself, but it is not for everybody. Pace yourself and try not to over do it. The shear number of bars and doable women can be overwhelming. If Pattaya is not for you there are other places in Thailand that are a little more laid back. Good luck.
ElMexicant
03-06-24, 03:08
https://www.facebook.com/WrathBarPattayaSoi6
Healthy Girl on right. 1 day posted.
Never seen her before.
Looks legit 2,000 or if worse comes to worse-40 drinks. LOL. Sorry if I ruin the Market Guys.
Seriously? I wouldn't fuck any of them even for free.These are the only 2 current girls from that bar I would pitch max 1200 + 400 room + 1 drink. I was chatting with another ISGer last night about learning to up your game amidst all the price hikes from Soi 6 girls. My recommendation.
1. Go to 7-11 buy a cheap bottle of beer. Rise your mouth with it and put some all over your clothes. Keep and carry the bottle with you. Also buy a small chocolate candy bar (revealed why later).
2. Go to ATM and fill your wallet with lots of 1000 baht notes. Preferably at least 20-30 1000 baht notes in your wallet.
3. Now walk up and down Soi 6 pretending to be drunk carrying your beer bottle in one hand while groping on all the girls with your other hand.
4. Intentionally slur your speech. And when the "a girl" tries to pull you in, tell them you have "no money. ".
5. Then flash open your wallet real quick, so she can see it's loaded with cash and that your are "drunk. ".
6. Do this to at least 10-15 bars on your first stroll up Soi 6. Don't forget to burp a bunch and sing to yourself.
7. By the time you hit Beach Road, all the girls you flashed your wallet and cash to will have told the other girls that you are an easy target and drunk. Your will be labeled as the stupid drunk guy with tons of money in your wallet of Soi 6.
8. At Beach Road, run into the bathroom of that shitty pizza place that offers a free flimsy Magherita pizza with any pizza purchase and then hide your money in your socks, only leaving 2000 baht in the wallet.
9. Make a second stroll down Soi 6 backwards and see how many more girls approach you.
10. Settle on one who is better looking and more expensive and while still pretending to be drunk, tell her you only want to drink more and go upstairs with her and maybe bang real fast and then fall asleep.
11. Buy her a drink and you one too. Then tell her to go upstairs for 1000-1200. And afterwards you will want to get more drunk and buy her many drinks. Many many many drinks. Make sure you only say "many" 3 X and no more than 3 X.
12. Go upstairs and do your thing and bang the lying hell out her and yourself.
13. When you are done. And she is showering herself from the filth and bed bugs. Take out your chocolate and wipe it on your underwear.
14. Tell her you have Montezuma's revenge from eating those chicken heart skewers and you need to go.
15. Pay her only 1000 and get out of dodge fast. Tell her your will come back tomorrow and buy her many many many drinks.
16. And next time when you do come back. Draw either a porn mustache on your face or a red dot on your forehead. Pretend that you have an alcoholic twin bother and you have no idea what these girls on Soi 6 are talking about owing girls drinks.
Just my 2 pesos on how to land the more expensive Soi 6 girls for cheaper. Greed is a mf-ker.
KilledSoul
03-06-24, 03:37
Depends on the situation. If you want to fuck them, or fuck them again, tell them no I am not married and do not have a girlfriend. You will get better service. If you want them to go away tell them you have a wife and many girlfriends. Remember, they all have boyfriends or husbands.Happened to me in Medellín with a college age FB girl. She asked if I have a GF. To not sound like a loser, I told yes I have one. First she judged me pretty bad and then gave a lackluster response experience.
I guess the best response would be to say, I got out of long term relationship and looking for love. LOL.
Mr Enternational
03-06-24, 04:35
How do you guys deal with question from Freelancers asking: If you (the guy) are married or if you have a GF or not?
We are paying for good experience from them, what should be appropriate response to satisfy these girls?
Any recommendations highly appreciated!What is so difficult about the question? Would it be difficult if the waitress at the restaurant asked you? Nobody in Pattaya cares about this. There is no satisfying response. They are just making small talk. I would tell them yes and she say I can only give lady 1000 baht.
Explorer8939
03-06-24, 05:35
Happened to me in Medelln with a college age FB girl. She asked if I have a GF. To not sound like a loser, I told yes I have one. First she judged me pretty bad and then gave a lackluster response experience.
I guess the best response would be to say, I got out of long term relationship and looking for love. LOL.For short term, always say you are single.
As mentioned before, some ladies are looking for suckers who want a girlfriend, so they try harder.
Explorer8939
03-06-24, 05:40
My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience. First off, compared to Tijuana, Pattaya is heaven.
Secondly, playing on Thai Friendly weeks before coming to Pattaya is pointless.
Just go to Pattaya, walk down the street, and don't overthink it.
Hi guys,
I know I should be reading through all the posts for this but I have never been to Thailand only South America and DR. I am thinking of my first trip but aside from the red light district is it worth it? I will have 10 days landed. I am also not a drinker. All I see is bars and girls trying to lure you in for drinks or sex in a concentrated area. I have a Medellin trip planned which I have done several times before but is there a reason (girls, activities) to justify changing my plans and dealing with the jet lag and extra expense?
AlgoCreeper4
03-07-24, 01:00
5 day vacation in Pattaya-wish I had longer. Arrived Wednesday afternoon after 20 hours of flying. Too excited to rest I hop right over to soo 6 and see my favorite girl and said Hi-ran back to hard rock showered and by the time I got back she had customer so went to Avarice and saw my other favorite sitting- asked her if we can drink. She says she is almost 20-nice plump natural knockers and a really cute face (to me). After a few drinks asked about bar fine which was 1000 - it was still not 6 pm. Offered a high price so I didn't have to pay the drinking game. She quickly gathers her stuff and we walk to Hard Rock. She was a little shy but really nice. CBJ and cowgirl then I walked with her back to soi 6. Next time I come it'll definitely have to be longer. The city does smell bad but god damm so many girls. BTW off topic but the flight attendants in Taiwan are hot as hell. Thank you everyone for all the advice and information.
Hi guys,
I know I should be reading through all the posts for this but I have never been to Thailand only South America and DR. I am thinking of my first trip but aside from the red light district is it worth it? I will have 10 days landed. I am also not a drinker. All I see is bars and girls trying to lure you in for drinks or sex in a concentrated area. I have a Medellin trip planned which I have done several times before but is there a reason (girls, activities) to justify changing my plans and dealing with the jet lag and extra expense?10 days is not much considering the endless flight.
Thailand right now might be a good plan if sex while LEGALLY high on cannabis is your cup of tea.
You cannot have a real feel of Thailand (or of any venue) by just looking at videos. They will give you a false impression 50% of the time.
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Secondly, playing on Thai Friendly weeks before coming to Pattaya is pointless.
Just go to Pattaya, walk down the street, and don't overthink it.Indeed even messaging girls on TF the day before when your are in Thailand is pointless. It is now 10:50 local time and I'm waiting until 13:00 before I try to hook up with a TF girl and tell her to be here at 2pm or 3pm. If I hook up with a girl on TF right now she will have forgotten me by then because there's still 3 hours to go. Three hours is too long for a TF to remember we had an appointment.
Irish Mongrel
03-07-24, 05:05
Hi guys,
I know I should be reading through all the posts for this but I have never been to Thailand only South America and DR. I am thinking of my first trip but aside from the red light district is it worth it? I will have 10 days landed. I am also not a drinker. All I see is bars and girls trying to lure you in for drinks or sex in a concentrated area. I have a Medellin trip planned which I have done several times before but is there a reason (girls, activities) to justify changing my plans and dealing with the jet lag and extra expense?If you like sightseeing, then there is a lot to do, especially if you have never been to Thailand before. Not too sure about sightseeing in Pattaya as I am just looking at going there for the first time. But Bangkok and the surrounds has plenty of things to pass your time looking at. Temples, markets, boat trips and if anything to do with WW2 interests you, then there's day trips to places like Kanchanaburi (Bridge Over the River Kwai fame) and Hell Fire Pass (that's more for us Aussies). Get onto Trip Advisor and look for things to do and see if it interests you. Spend 6 days in Bangkok doing touristy things and night time fun, then head down to Pattaya and just have fun. That would be my thoughts. Can't talk about Pattaya as haven't been there, just planning, but have been to Bangkok and Phuket (another option for you) a number of times.
Hi guys,
I know I should be reading through all the posts for this but I have never been to Thailand only South America and DR. I am thinking of my first trip but aside from the red light district is it worth it? I will have 10 days landed. I am also not a drinker. All I see is bars and girls trying to lure you in for drinks or sex in a concentrated area. I have a Medellin trip planned which I have done several times before but is there a reason (girls, activities) to justify changing my plans and dealing with the jet lag and extra expense?When I was working in China for several years I found that about half the people we brought over from either the US or Europe hated the place, and never wanted to return. It wasn't the people or the athe work or the place we stayed. It almost always was the fact that they were so far away from home. I loved China and I love Thailand. I find being on the other side of the world relaxing. If you make the trip the jetlag will only really bother you when you return home. You will be too busy enjoying life to be bothered by the jetlag in Thailand. By the way, outside of Texas the best food is in Thailand. Do yourself a favor and spent a couple thousand extra dollars and find out if you will love Asia. If you don't then at least you will know. Safe travels.
I am now in Pattaya. Last night went to Windmill: 4,000 thb bar fine, 4,000 for long time. That's too much for me!
I'm looking for maybe the impossible: an oil massage with he. From a lady under 50 ish and of "normal" weight. I can't find it. I'm looking around Soi Excite, Soi Buhkaew. Maybe the wrong place? Any help would be most appreciated.
Sir Lancelot
03-07-24, 07:46
After 12 months away I touched down in the Land of Smiles at midday. In an unprecedented turn of events my Qatar flight arrived 40 minutes early but that was cancelled out by a long 45 minute queue at immigration. I took a taxi to Pattaya and slept for three hours as soon as I reached my room.
I'm staying at Vogue Hotel again as I really like its location just off soi Lengkee, quietly tucked away and a short walk from the heart of the action. My room is clean and spacious and cost just 1000 baht a night on Agoda for my nine day stay. Following that I will fly to Philippines for 10 days, before returning to Pattaya for 10 days to end the trip.
I'm excited to be writing this diary, not just as a way to give back to the forum that has helped me so much over the years, but I love to hear feedback from esteemed experts like Mr Enternational, telling me all the things that myself and other people who dare post reports are doing wrong.
I woke groggily and headed out to meet my friend Sam at 7 pm. I soon livened up when I saw how much more buzzing the place is than 12 months ago. New bars have opened on sois Lengkee and Buakhao and it's all-change in Tree Town too, with neon signs hanging over what is now a pedestrianised street. A security guard sat at the entrance, vigilantly glued to his phone.
As seems custom, Sam and I met at Blue Sky Bar, a good chilled place to catch up and observe the comings and goings on the street. Sam seemed well and continues to enjoy life in Pattaya, although declared himself skint until he gets his pension windfall later in the year. 'I don't buy lady-drinks any more' he joked, a worrying development as his extravagance with drinks is one of the reasons I enjoy bar-crawling with him as it takes the pressure off me! My chang cost 80 baht.
Given my long day of travel, I didn't know how long I was going to last tonight, so the plan was to go to a few of my favourite bars from previous trips, before visiting Myth, the recently opened beer bar complex.
Area 52 usually has some of the better lookers on Tree Town. My favourite was a skinny girl with dark skin, looking more Cambodian than Thai, although there were a few other nice ones, including a curvy girl I'd bought a drink for in Slutz previously. Three Russian men walked past, their 80's haircuts giving them away, each holding hands with their wife or partner. I always think it must be torture for the male half of a married couple seeing all of the pretty Thai girls, no doubt wishing they could be single for the night.
When we left the bar we saw a familiar face outside Ass 95, a pretty girl who used to work in Oh Bar. She had been one of Sam's regulars but was a flirty little thing and I ended up bar-fining her too. I was surprised at how much cuter she looks now. Her hair is cropped shorter and she was wearing cat-ears.
Oh Bar is located in the strip of bars off to the side of Tree Town. The wild girl wasn't there who I barfined on my last trip, who had rode me with such enthusiasm my bed moved a meter from the wall. She recently changed her Line profile pic to a baby. We'd fucked bareback a year ago but thankfully the baby didn't have any resemblance to me. Sam played a game of pool against a skinny little thing. A girl with pink and blue manga cartoon hair was chatting with a young Korean man but my favourite was a feisty girl with big boobs behind the bar, who I remembered from my last trip. A guaranteed good time no doubt.
Feeling hungry I quickly backtracked to a 7 Eleven to get myself that most delicious of Thai delicacies, a cheese toastie. I notice they've pulled up the green carpet on the walkway in front of Tree Town. It was looking well-worn and ripped in places on my last trip, a trip hazard if ever there was one.
Myth is a new beer bar complex that stretches from 2nd Road towards soi Buakhao, where soi Made In Thailand used to be. I was very impressed. It has two lanes with identically sized beer-bars either side, so you can walk up one way and then back down the other, looking for talent. It reminded me of the sadly departed Drinking Street. I counted 15 bars on each row, so that's 60 bars in total, each with 5-10 girls. Although the girls were generally a bit older than I like to go for, the beauty of places like these is there are always a few gems to be found.
I couldn't resist picking Scammer Bar to sit at first, which had a cartoon of a man with empty pockets on its sign. We got seats at the front, which gave us a great view of people waking past. Several freelancers strutted past and I noticed the pink-haired girl from Oh Bar with the young Korean man, who had obviously long-timed her. I really like beer bar complexes like this. You get a good view of the action and can see girls in all the surrounding bars. Next door was Big Boss Bar, next door to that the amusingly named Boner Bar. As a matter of interest I enquired about the barfine and was told it's 700 for short-time and oddly 800 for long-time.
Area 52/1 had one of the standout girls, a tall skinny girl in a short plaid skirt who was doing a good job reeling customers in. I got chatting with another girl though who was good fun. She was a bit chubbier than I usually go for but I liked her fishnets and relaxed attitude. She didn't once ask for a drink so I gave her a small tip for her company when I squared my chit.
Tiredness caught up with me so I decided to bid Sam farewell and go into 'lone wolf mode'. My plan was to have a quick massage on soi Honey but although the street was much busier and more promising than a year ago, I didn't see any girls to tempt me. As well as the seedy massage places there are some bars now with half a dozen girls sat on the step outside.
So there was only one thing for it, soi 6. The time was 11 pm when I arrived and it was packed with many more girls crowded in front of each bar than my previous visit. The street must easily have over a thousand girls. They all wore sexy matching outfits, so I returned the smiles of sailors, schoolgirls and French maids as I slowly scouted down the middle of the street looking for my girl. God, I love this place.
I saw a young cutie outside Utopia but she got snapped up by another customer as I was deliberating. You can't hang about it places like this. On my second recce I saw a pretty girl with curly hair at Toy Box and a nice pale-skinned girl at Sexy in the City. But my mind was made up for me when two girls intercepted me on the street outside The Spot and the elder of the two pushed her friend at me, a pretty girl in a red dress. She was a sweet little thing so I went inside and bought us both a drink. She was 20 years old, giggly and smily, exactly my type. She told me the room was 400 baht and asked for 2000. On my last trip I fucked a dozen girls on soi 6 and although most asked for 1500, they immediately accepted my 1000 'plus tip' counter-offer. I've heard the prices have since gone up with the younger, prettier ones asking 2000, so I countered with 1500 which she accepted. Perhaps I could have offered 1000 but haggling too hard can have a detrimental effect with the really pretty girls.
'I finish food first' she said and rushed to a table to shovel some som tam down her throat. I enjoy Thai food but I've never warmed to som tam (papaya salad in fish sauce). All the girls love it though. Ask a Thai girl what her favourite food is and 90% will say som tam. As a result, it's amazing how often you'll get down and dirty with a girl on soi 6 with som tam breath!
The room was the worst I've ever experienced in soi 6, a high accolade indeed. Usually on soi 6 you get led up steps at the back of the bar to a series of poky rooms, but The Spot only had one small room, behind a door next to the bar. It was off-putting because while I was waiting for my Lady in Red to finish her meal, I saw an elderly chap walk out of the same room I'd be using with a girl, cheeks flushed pink. It reminded of the setup at the GB brothels in Delhi, where there were queues to use the rooms and the mattresses smelt of sweat. Fortunately a tomboy rushed in to hastily clean the room before it was my turn.
We showered separately and she giggled when she saw me naked. I like to think it was a reaction at seeing my newly gym-fit physique but it was more likely she'd never seen anyone so white. She lay next to me and wanked me as I fingered her tight pussy. 'You big!' she said as I grew in her hand, something I bet she says to all her customers, to which I joked 'ham let' (small dick). I know all the important phrases.
I put a condom on and slid in to her tight pussy. 'Helloooo' I said and she amusingly replied with 'velkom' as we re-enacted the 7 Eleven jingle. We fucked slowly for a while before I leaned up and fucked her harder, her ankles on my shoulders. Before each trip I always have an enforced drought and it felt glorious to be fucking a 20 year old cutie, as music pumped in the bar on the other side of the door.
I pulled her on top of me and she rode me as I squeezed her tiny tits. 'You finish yet?' she asked after a few minutes. That's the problem with a bar only having one room, the girls will clearly be instructed not to be in there for too long. I widened my legs, grabbed her arse-cheeks and pounded in to her hard from below. She groaned little squeaky groans as I shot my load.
It was only a short session but it was exactly what I was looking for on my first night, a quickie with a fresh-faced 20 year old to start my trip.
Mr Enternational
03-07-24, 07:47
I know I should be reading through all the posts for this but I have never been to Thailand only South America and DR. I am thinking of my first trip but aside from the red light district is it worth it? I will have 10 days landed. I am also not a drinker. All I see is bars and girls trying to lure you in for drinks or sex in a concentrated area. I have a Medellin trip planned which I have done several times before but is there a reason (girls, activities) to justify changing my plans and dealing with the jet lag and extra expense?There are both way more girls and way more activities here than in Medellin. Why do people think that you have to drink alcohol? You do not. The other night me and my buddy (he does not drink either) went all up and down the street fucking with chicks and did not enter one bar until I was finally too thirsty and wanted a club soda.
While I sat there drinking it he went to another bar and fucked a chick for 1400 baht. The girl I was sitting with at the bar ordered 1. 5 liters of kratom tea that she paid 120 baht for on her phone and the guy drove over and delivered it. She had me drinking that shit with her and another girl. I think I spent 50 baht for my club soda and was there 1 hour while my friend was gone.
My friend has spent 2 months in DR before. This is his first time to Thailand. He says fuck DR. He was supposed to leave last Sunday but is having such a blast he is talking about staying 2 more weeks. He has been skeeting inside of chicks like there is no tomorrow. That is why I can not understand guys that make a big deal of this or say it is not common. He is brand new here. Last night I took him to the soapy. Why did he fuck the chick bare and cum inside of her 2 times? He did not even get the soapy! First mf to go to a soapy and skip the soapy part. Amazing. Also he used his credit card in the soapy and the guy waived the 5% fee.
Mr Enternational
03-07-24, 07:57
After a few drinks asked about bar fine which was 1000 - it was still not 6 pm. Offered a high price so I didn't have to pay the drinking game.There is no drinking game to play. When me and my boy were walking up and down Soi 6 the other night most chicks were down with 1000 baht plus the room. One chick would not budge from 2400 baht for her. The only chick that insisted on a drink being bought said the total would be 1600 baht for her, her drink, and the room. Only 2 chicks told me they do not boom boom and one of those I have known for years.
Just tell them you are there for boom boom, not drink. The shit is point and click. Walk down the street and say how much to go boom boom. Whatever she says, you say 1000 for you and whatever she told you the room costs. Don't make it complicated.
On the issue of filming I saw more Asian ladies walking down the street making videos than men. The bargirls had no problem getting in the videos and taking pictures for guys. I got in one of those chick's videos my damn self.
ElMexicant
03-07-24, 09:18
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Went to Windmill last night: 4,000 TBH for bar fine, 4,000 for long time. Wow! Still action around the club but most 6-7 IMO.
Question: I'm looking for an oil massage with he with a lady of reasonable weight / height proportions. Any suggestions, especially in the Soi Bukhaew area, would be most appreciated!
OK I am not a newbie but what is this sex with no condom stuff? I thought the std occurrence there was relatively high is there something I am missing on why this should be a positive compared to the risks? Don't get me wrong I am sure I will have a good time I am just not a bar person and I am big on GFE. The other thing is that I have never really been that into Asian women physically but I know I will find many things there that I like. I am at the point where I am looking for something to tip the scale and make me change my current itinerary from Medellin to Thailand. Thanks for the input any more would be appreciated.
There are both way more girls and way more activities here than in Medellin. Why do people think that you have to drink alcohol? You do not. The other night me and my buddy (he does not drink either) went all up and down the street fucking with chicks and did not enter one bar until I was finally too thirsty and wanted a club soda.
While I sat there drinking it he went to another bar and fucked a chick for 1400 baht. The girl I was sitting with at the bar ordered 1. 5 liters of kratom tea that she paid 120 baht for on her phone and the guy drove over and delivered it. She had me drinking that shit with her and another girl. I think I spent 50 baht for my club soda and was there 1 hour while my friend was gone.
My friend has spent 2 months in DR before. This is his first time to Thailand. He says fuck DR. He was supposed to leave last Sunday but is having such a blast he is talking about staying 2 more weeks. He has been skeeting inside of chicks like there is no tomorrow. That is why I can not understand guys that make a big deal of this or say it is not common. He is brand new here. Last night I took him to the soapy. Why did he fuck the chick bare and cum inside of her 2 times? He did not even get the soapy! First mf to go to a soapy and skip the soapy part. Amazing. Also he used his credit card in the soapy and the guy waived the 5% fee.
My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience. Someone mentions he would not take any wrath bar girls for free. About half look doable to me. Usa can be sex prison. I'm in large city and probably half avalible ladies $200 and less have drug issues and nicer ladies have GPS for $300-500. I also do mexico and best place is Hong Kong club tijuana. But even that has become $100 to ladies,$30 barfine, room. $12-30 for 1 lady drink and probably covered blow job and posible starfish sex. Looks like many fun loving, decent looking ladies in soi 6 bars and other pattaya areas for 1500-2000 baht and small barfine and $4-5 lady drinks to interview. 2-3 weeks in pattaya,1 session everyday all in for less than 3000 baht, will I be disappointed or in heaven?You will be in heaven for sure. Yes you are almost correct about the working ladies in the USA. The good ones are now pushing 500 and up. Fatties are commanding 300 now and AMPS are getting flooded with 50 yr plus women now.
Hi guys,
I know I should be reading through all the posts for this but I have never been to Thailand only South America and DR. I am thinking of my first trip but aside from the red light district is it worth it? I will have 10 days landed. I am also not a drinker. All I see is bars and girls trying to lure you in for drinks or sex in a concentrated area. I have a Medellin trip planned which I have done several times before but is there a reason (girls, activities) to justify changing my plans and dealing with the jet lag and extra expense?1) You know you should but you have not RTFF.
2) You've made several trips to Colombia. Twenty two posts with no field reports.
3) And why should we help you?
Mr Enternational
03-07-24, 14:44
I'm excited to be writing this diary, not just as a way to give back to the forum that has helped me so much over the years, but I love to hear feedback from esteemed experts like Mr Enternational, telling me all the things that myself and other people who dare post reports are doing wrong.You always write great reports full of necessary info.
Sam seemed well and continues to enjoy life in Pattaya, although declared himself skint until he gets his pension windfall later in the year. 'I don't buy lady-drinks any more' he joked, a worrying development as his extravagance with drinks is one of the reasons I enjoy bar-crawling with him as it takes the pressure off me! My chang cost 80 baht.LOL. I told you! Now both of you can not buy lady drinks yet get the same results as when you did.
Expat American
03-07-24, 16:24
By the way, outside of Texas the best food is in Thailand. Do yourself a favor and spent a couple thousand extra dollars and find out if you will love Asia. If you don't then at least you will know. Safe travels.Did you just say food in Texas is better than Thailand?! What is Texan food anyway? The best food in Texas is actually Mexican. LOL.
Explorer8939
03-07-24, 16:41
Low Season is coming to Pattaya. It normally starts on April 20.
So, I will be returning in April.
But I will travel during Songkran, I can't handle the idiots throwing water.
OK I am not a newbie but what is this sex with no condom stuff? I thought the std occurrence there was relatively high is there something I am missing on why this should be a positive compared to the risks? Don't get me wrong I am sure I will have a good time I am just not a bar person and I am big on GFE. The other thing is that I have never really been that into Asian women physically but I know I will find many things there that I like. I am at the point where I am looking for something to tip the scale and make me change my current itinerary from Medellin to Thailand. Thanks for the input any more would be appreciated.Yes, sex without condom is a thing in Thailand. Buyer beware. You will often see guys bragging about doing multiple women a day all bareback on here. It is worse in the Philippines. If you like GFE and hate the bar scene you may want to check out Thai Friendly and places like Hua Hin.
Expat American
03-07-24, 17:28
OK I am not a newbie but what is this sex with no condom stuff? I thought the std occurrence there was relatively high is there something I am missing on why this should be a positive compared to the risks? Don't get me wrong I am sure I will have a good time I am just not a bar person and I am big on GFE. The other thing is that I have never really been that into Asian women physically but I know I will find many things there that I like. I am at the point where I am looking for something to tip the scale and make me change my current itinerary from Medellin to Thailand. Thanks for the input any more would be appreciated.Please don't go to Asia. You will come back and complain that all you found there were Asian women who you already know you don't find attractive. If you are vegetarian don't go to a steak house. You will surely be disappointed. There have been other posters who are used to LatAm girls who then come back and bemoan how they didn't have a good time. Don't be one of those please. And yes there is BBFS all over the world. Deal with it.
Forty Drinks
03-07-24, 17:52
Sir Lance whites great reports.
And you can tell he is having Fun.
Also notice he pays Not Much. He is the Demographic suited for Pattaya.
So to get this straight, you paid 500 MORE than the amount you're lecturing me for overpaying!
I always knew we'd end up friends.Dudes, you are arguing over 500 B.
Thats $14.
I wipe my ass with 20's.
Stop embarrassing yourselves.
Thanks to all advice for upcoming 1st trip to playland. Most I chat with say bring minimal wardrobe and just buy there at low prices, and I'm good if that helps someone's economy. I prefer bareback and know risks and not always avalible. That being said, bring your own condoms??near me in mexico and local AMPS provided condoms usually thick and less feeling. Also same lines, can buy blue or yellow generic pills south of border for good price and sealed containers. No problem in customs to bring a few?? Again thanks for recommendations, not a big drinker and early riser. I think afternoon gentlemen clubs will be good starting point.
Explorer8939
03-08-24, 00:55
Thanks to all advice for upcoming 1st trip to playland. Most I chat with say bring minimal wardrobe and just buy there at low prices, and I'm good if that helps someone's economy. I prefer bareback and know risks and not always avalible. That being said, bring your own condoms??near me in mexico and local AMPS provided condoms usually thick and less feeling. Also same lines, can buy blue or yellow generic pills south of border for good price and sealed containers. No problem in customs to bring a few?? Again thanks for recommendations, not a big drinker and early riser. I think afternoon gentlemen clubs will be good starting point.You won't need to bring Viagra to Thailand. And its cheaper.
Mr Enternational
03-08-24, 04:22
OK I am not a newbie but what is this sex with no condom stuff? I thought the std occurrence there was relatively high is there something I am missing on why this should be a positive compared to the risks?I did not say anything about it being positive, just reporting the facts.
The other thing is that I have never really been that into Asian women physically but I know I will find many things there that I like. I am at the point where I am looking for something to tip the scale and make me change my current itinerary from Medellin to Thailand.People that say that are usually picturing Koreans or Japanese. Thailand has many different looks. It is not a monolith or what most Western people think of when they think Asia.
Nothing is going to tip any scales. You have to come see for yourself. Sorry, but Medellin can not compare to this place. They have small ass Gustos and we have countless huge discos packed with chicks. They have New Life and Loutron and we have countless massage shops, blow job bars, and soapys to get laid.
Here there is no Parque Lleras or Poblado area where all the foreign mongers stay. People stay all over because this is a tourist city. This is a city with thousands of available chicks and they are not going to drug you like they do in Medellin. What is it 8 foreigners have been killed already this year in Medellin? Last night I was talking to my ex girlfriend in Cali, Colombia. She asked where I was and I told her home in Thailand. She said there is too much prostitution there. I said and there there is too much prostitution and murders. She said you are right about that.
I went to Club Excite last night, lots of women / girls. The price for BBBJ is 500 TBH for girl, 300 for the club plus any drinks. I had one drink+ one last drink and left 200 tip because I am really old and it's not easy to get off. All told, a good experience for a decent price. 6.
AlgoCreeper4
03-08-24, 09:00
Got stopped by a cutie from showgirls, bought her a couple drinks (she drank apple juice) and she mentioned boom boom. It was about 5 o clock and bar fine was 2000 which was fine by me, only here a few days. She wanted 3000 which I gladly accepted. Not here to barter, here for fun. I'm a sucker and I'm fine with that. 5000 baht is a tank of gas in my truck. So we scooter to had lok hotel 🤣 and get to work. She didn't want to do cowgirl which I thought was odd, (you boom boom I) she then ordered food and passed out for 12 hours (snoring) . Tiny girl with perky titties and plump nipples, cute little ass, And cute face (for me) . Might check out walking street tonight I haven't been yet. Music festival is so loud it's thumping my room (sound check 8 am) . Hard rock is cool but I think city view rooms are quieter. I love it here.
Thanks to all advice for upcoming 1st trip to playland. Most I chat with say bring minimal wardrobe and just buy there at low prices, and I'm good if that helps someone's economy. I prefer bareback and know risks and not always avalible. That being said, bring your own condoms??near me in mexico and local AMPS provided condoms usually thick and less feeling. Also same lines, can buy blue or yellow generic pills south of border for good price and sealed containers. No problem in customs to bring a few?? Again thanks for recommendations, not a big drinker and early riser. I think afternoon gentlemen clubs will be good starting point.FYI I'd load up on Viagra in US its much cheaper. https://www.goodrx.com/viagra.
You won't need to bring Viagra to Thailand. And its cheaper.Gents clubs are good you can find ladys on Thaifriendly.com and also massage shops and the ladies aren't hanging out by bars for their for nothing just chat sometime you can find a gem.
Yes, sex without condom is a thing in Thailand. Buyer beware. You will often see guys bragging about doing multiple women a day all bareback on here. It is worse in the Philippines. If you like GFE and hate the bar scene you may want to check out Thai Friendly and places like Hua Hin.Between Wonderland, Soi 80, Soi Selakam and Soi Binthabaht as well as Maldives and the Thai places, Hua Hin has more than a hundred bars!!
Sir Lancelot
03-08-24, 10:46
After sleeping off jetlag and getting a new lightbulb from reception for my bedside table, I decided to get a massage early afternoon. Nothing seedy, I needed a back and shoulder massage after the long flight yesterday. There are a number of places on soi Lengkee but I settled for a place on soi Buakhao where the girls sit outside wearing red and white uniforms.
Downstairs were rows of men getting their feet massaged but I was ushered upstairs to a curtained cubicle and my masseur worked her magic for the next hour. It wasn't a pleasurable massage, at a few points I thought she might break my ribs she was leaning that much weight on to me, but it did the trick and was 250 baht well spent. When she was on top of me massaging my shoulders, she did the old oil massage trick and tickled my balls, whispering 'you wan special massage?' She was a game older girl, not my type at all, so I feigned ignorance.
During the afternoon I relaxed in my room, whiling away half an hour on Tinder. I swiped right to a curvy lady called Cake. I'd like to give her oral to disprove the theory you can't have your cake and eat it.
I messaged Sam on Line to see what time we're meeting later and he told me that he is feeling ill so would give it a miss. He told me he was skint last night so I think he's probably rationing himself. As a result I was on my own tonight.
After devouring a tasty plate of pad krapow gai and a sweet and sour pork dish at a small Thai restaurant near my hotel, it was 7. 30 pm. I went for a walk along soi Buakhao and passed one of the popular bars, where I twice barfined a lovely girl a couple of trips ago. There were a few pretty girls trying to cajole thirsty farang inside but I didn't see her. I didn't expect to as girls change bars so frequently.
I turned down soi Pothole, which has some good bars with much cheaper barfines than Tree Town. From experience Pitstop and Inferno can be good bets, although I saw a nice girl sat outside Brussels Bar and White Angel. It's fun just walking up these streets, waiting for someone to catch your eye.
Then a crazy coincidence happened. The girl I looked out for at the bar earlier rushed to me from outside The Den and gave me a hug. We went inside and I bought her a ladydrink as we caught up. She looked as good as ever.
'We go to room upstairs?' she asked. It was too early in the night though and I've got her Line, so I might invite her to my hotel another time.
Two years ago I was having a quiet beer on Tree Town when a lady got chatting with Sam. She had a pretty younger girl with her, her daughter it turned out, who I got chatting with. She didn't work in any of the bars, she worked at a shop that sold frozen yoghurt at Terminal 21. I paid her a visit at the mall next day and we agreed to go out for a coffee in a few days. But then I got covid so my date with a beautiful 20 year old slipped through my fingers.
A few weeks ago she told me that she now works at Las Vegas agogo on LK Metro, so I decided to pay it a visit. Would she remember me? 12 girls were dancing topless, including a few beauties, but she wasn't there. I waited for the second dance shift and again, no luck. An exquisitely pretty girl sat next to me, exactly my type, but I told her about my mission to find Miss T21. I told her the girl's name and she called over the mamasan but neither could work out which girl I was talking about and I didn't have a photo of her on my phone.
I bought the helpful girl a drink for her assistance. She was beautiful (and was a very sexy mover when she got up on stage) and in other circumstances I'd have barfined her in the blink of an eye. That said, the barfine prices are crazy, 1500 for a 'model' and 1800 for a 'coyote'.
After wandering l through Tree Town, I found myself in Myth Night beer bar complex. I bought a drink for a pretty blonde wearing a Barbie top in one of the bars. She was 22 and although she spoke little English she made an effort. I wanted to barfine before midnight to help me catch up with my sleep, so decided to short-time her. The bar-fine was reasonable at 500 baht and although she asked 2000 for short-time she quickly accepted 1500. The other girls shared a joke with her as we left bar hand-in-hand and five minutes later we were back in my room. Come on Barbie, let's go party.
The sex was great. She gave me a really good blowjob as she leaned across me, giving me a great view of her at work. I slipped on a condom and fucked her slowly in mish, then she lifted her knees in the air and I fucked her harder. She had lovely honey coloured skin and tiny tits. She rode me expertly, grinding her hips in to mine before she started softly groaning, then louder, until she began quivered uncontrollably. I love it when a girl gets in to it. I slapped in to her doggy style until I came, then got her to sit on my face and gave her oral as she gripped the headboard of the bed.
Great sex to conclude an enjoyable night.
Footnote: I was intending to include photos of girls, albeit with their faces blurred, with each diary entry as I thought it would add a bit of interest for anyone reading but it's taken just one post for Elmexicant to expose a girl's identity via a tattoo, a pretty shitty thing to do by a guy trying to prove a laboured point about girl prices. Yawn. So unfortunately I won't be including girl's names or photos for the rest of my diary.
ElMexicant
03-08-24, 12:48
Footnote: I was intending to include photos of girls, albeit with their faces blurred, with each diary entry as I thought it would add a bit of interest for anyone reading but it's taken just one post for Elmexicant to expose a girl's identity via a tattoo, a pretty shitty thing to do by a guy trying to prove a laboured point about girl prices. Yawn. So unfortunately I won't be including girl's names or photos for the rest of my diary.I am quite sure 1000%, I wasn't the one who named the bar, listed her age, and forgot to blur the tattoo. Her name and pics are plastered all over their Facebook page for the public to see, so what secret agent identity are you really trying to hide? I swear is there a correlation with COVID vaccines and rose in simping? Anyhow. If Mixalot doesn't to want to post anymore pics, let me be the first to compensate.
Soi 6, 19 year old bar girl. 1000 baht + 1 drink + 400 room + 300 extra for video memorabilia. Recognize the sheets and mirror placement, then count yourself as a seasoned vet, and you know which bar. If not, then feel free to go look at all the rooms in every bar in Soi 6, until you find out. These were the prices I live for. Fight the power and quit messing them up. Full video for sale for 2 large chicken kebabs, no onions, only from Master. Enjoy.
Explorer8939
03-08-24, 14:10
If you have a choice, it's always better to come to Pattaya after Songkran, which is when the bulk of the tourists go home.
The month of May is particularly good, since most ladies hang around a few weeks after Songkran hoping that there won't be a Low Season. Around May 1, the ladies start to return to the village to wait out Low Season.
In July and August, some sponsors stop sending money to their bargirlfriends, after 6 months of throwing money down the toilet, they give up. So, those bargirls head back to Pattaya to find another sucker who will send them money. Of course, they are sad because their sponsor stopped sending money.
Remember, never give a lady money if you are not with her. The last thing you want to do is give a lady a financial incentive not to see you.
.... By the way, outside of Texas the best food is in Thailand.......May I suggest to you a visit to Peru?
Sir Lancelot
03-08-24, 19:39
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I was advised to check out pharmacies in Pattaya for generics so went to first one. Got quoted 300 bahts for a pack of 4 x100 MG kamagra. No, Thank you. Went to 2nd and 3rd on BR. Same price. Huh. One guy on street offered the same for 200. Tried them, they were at par. Then found another guy selling for 150 and finally a last one who agreed to 125 bahts which is close to the price in India.
Regular 100 MG kamagra. They all worked fine.
Also picked lovegra by mistake. LOL I did not realize it is marketed as female viagara. Seems to work as well.
After watching countless videos filmed on the streets of Pattaya I am convinced of one thing. Men really need a revolution in the way they dress. We'd be way better off walking around looking like extras from "The King and I" than the shabby beggars that we almost all look like. Myself included. LMAO.
Sir Lancelot
03-09-24, 07:16
My friend Macca arrived in Pattaya this morning. We met at my favourite breakfast spot, Sports Lounge overlooking soi Buakhao where my full English cost 179 baht. It was good to catch up. He arrived a few days later than me because he found a great deal on a flight but it included a two day stopover in Shanghai. It rained both days he was there, so he was glad to see some sunshine at last.
He's staying at Centara Nova, a four star hotel nearby. I was interested to see it, so we walked to the end of soi Buakhao, turned right on to Central Pattaya Road, then left on to Pattayaklang 12. His hotel is located shortly up this road but if you follow it to the end it comes out directly opposite soi 6. The hotel seemed nice and his room, costing about 1100 a night was a step up from mine, although he told me was woken at 5 am this morning by a cockerel outside.
We decided to go for a foot massage. Macca got an attractive 25 year old with a sexy body, I think I got her mum. Her saggy boobs flopped on to my feet when she leaned forward to massage my thighs and tried to upsell her services. The massage cost 150 baht for an hour.
After a quiet afternoon Macca and I met in Annie Jacks at 6. 30 pm. We had a hassle-free drink inside the bar, watching girls try to weave their magic on guys walking down soi Buakhao. There were some pretty girls and no lady-drink pressure at all, my kind of bar. They have a two tier barfine system of 1200 or 600 after 11 pm. I suspect not many of the pretty ones will be left at that point though.
I bought a drink for a girl at Area 52 who had big tits. So far on this trip I've fucked two girls and both of them barely had any tits at all, so I was looking to find some curves tonight. She was nice enough but conversation was a little difficult, then she dropped her sang som and the glass smashed all over the floor, which nearly caused the mamasan to have a seizure. My girl mopped the mess up before going to stand at the front of the bar again.
I walked Macca through Tree Town and around Myth to give him a taste for the place and then he wanted to see an old favourite place of his, Papagayo on soi Diana. En route I started getting severe stomach cramps. I was near my hotel so rushed back. I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast apart from a packet of crisps so I'm not sure what caused it. 20 minutes later I headed out again, hoping to catch Macca at Papagayo but he wasn't there or any of the nearby beer bars.
I still wasn't feeling 100% so considered calling it a night but decided to go for a quick walk up soi Honey to see if anything could tempt me. In the year since I was last in Pattaya, this street has got it's act together. It still has the seedy massage shops but now has a series of bars with some younger girls sat outside.
A cute girl flashed me a big metallic smile outside one of the bars so I took her inside for a drink. I would normally divulge the name of the bar in my diary as I think information like that adds value to the report and may help people find bars and venues for their own trip. [Deleted by Admin]
I assumed the girl would quote me a barfine price but she told me the room upstairs would be 500, so essentially these bars have the same setup as soi 6. She added that her cost was just 1000 baht. She led me up two sets of stairs to a room with a view, overlooking the bustling soi LK Metro. We waved to the people below before she closed the curtains.
'I no blowjob' she said when we lay naked next to each other on the bed. That was to be the only drawback of an otherwise excellent session though. We fucked in multiple positions, the highlight of which was spooning her hard from behind, her head flung back as I held her small tits. She rode me Asian cowgirl, both feet planted on the bed, long hair falling on to my chest, until I came. We both showered and she asked for my Line before I had chance to get hers.
It was midnight so I decided to head back to my hotel. I popped in to the 7 Eleven directly opposite the entrance to soi LK Metro for some snacks and noticed there were three girls wearing silk dressing gowns with logos of the gogo bars they work at, buying snacks. The bars prohibit girls giving their Line details inside the bar but maybe lingering inside this particular 7 Eleven could be a good tactic for getting their details, to try to arrange an afternoon meet without having to pay the exorbitant barfine prices.
Mr Enternational
03-09-24, 08:31
After watching countless videos filmed on the streets of Pattaya I am convinced of one thing. Men really need a revolution in the way they dress. We'd be way better off walking around looking like extras from "The King and I" than the shabby beggars that we almost all look like. Myself included. LMAO.This is Pattaya. No need to dress like you are going to a fashion show. Just bring money. All being fancy is going to do is get people to want more money from you.
ElMexicant
03-09-24, 09:27
Personally, I've never been there. I think I may have walked by there with a couple of other guys to check out all the bars. They do have a Facebook for Area 52. Interesting looking set of girls / non-girls that work there. Not my taste. But I can see why somebody else would want to buy a big titty "gender unknown" a drink or two. It's hot out and people do get thirsty. As long as you have fun, your personal choice is all good to me. Just make sure you pay the going rate of 1000 for a beer bar (person) and no more. I repeat BEER BARS are 1000 + 500 barfine before midnight. It's less after midnight and not 1500 or 2000. No drinking games. By the way only Coke Zero! Which is the best Coke EVER!
P.S. : Do your homework and find out the going rate and stick to that. Don't be like my buddy that visited Pattaya for the first time. And when he exchanged cash at a TT Exchange booth, he gave a 20 baht tip, because there was a tip box. I asked him why and he replied "it's only 20 baht. " Oh yeah, but that still doesn't explained why you are tipping a money exchange worker. Because there was a box that said tip? Really, I think some people forgot how to "think. ".
Forty Drinks
03-09-24, 15:54
We are living in a strange world. In BKK section guys think high end 10,000 girls are into Anal Rimming.
In Pattaya we have two lower end paying guys arguing over 500 baht over Ugly Girls.
Yes there I said it. 1,500 and below you will have girls Chomping at your feet for a Bargine. All Unattractive in multiple ways. Some Unattractive like you wouldn't believe.
Forty Drinks
03-09-24, 16:35
If you want to see what's available in Pattaya check out Mr sins on kick livestream.
He puts real girls on Cam. Just everyday girls that are available to us. Very representative of what's available.
I'm sure many would go for 1,000 or even Less. LOL. Hahaha.
This is Pattaya. No need to dress like you are going to a fashion show. Just bring money. All being fancy is going to do is get people to want more money from you.I typically dress nice, but will reconsider since what you wrote, makes sense. Its not like I'm seeking a girlfriend / wife.
ElMexicant
03-09-24, 18:43
The lovelies from a Soi 6 Bar. They all asked for 1000 on the last trip. We declined. But good luck to others! By the way, somebody pointed me to YouTube. Now I clearly understand why one is just happy to get anything at any price. Happy Hunting.
Look how much I have to suffer coming to Thailand. It's about 10 levels down on girl's looks from where I hobby in Osaka. Of course the price differential between top end Japanese girls and Soi 6 girls is almost beyond comprehension.
Bar none the best bang for your buck with pretty unaffected girls is Jakarta. Then Vietnam but a totally different game if you want top bar girls.Interesting reading about Jakarta from a senior brother. Will be spending a month or two in Bangkok this summer, so perhaps visiting Jakarta some days for a change of scene would be interesting, as I've never been there. Will probably visit Japan again too, but for the food rather than expensive hookers.
Sir Lancelot
03-10-24, 04:45
I repeat BEER BARS are 1000 + 500 barfine before midnight. It's less after midnight.This is just factually incorrect. I agree lots of bars on Myth have a 500 barfine but at some it's 700 and at at Area 52 it's 1200 or 800 after 10 pm. Similarly on Tree Town some bars are higher than 500, Ass 95 is 700 for example.
When I hear sweeping statements like yours, that it's 1000 for all girls, it means one of two things. Either you're just plucking the low hanging fruit or, more likely, it's just bravado on your behalf. It only takes a shred of common sense to realise that pretty girls will charge more than older, uglier girls. It's naive to suggest otherwise.
Sir Lancelot
03-10-24, 05:01
Macca had a spring in his step when he met me at breakfast. He told me that last night he went back to the small massage shop on Central Pattaya Road and had an oily massage with the girl who he met yesterday. Beforehand we speculated on what kind of extras she'd offer and we agreed it would probably be a handjob but she gave him the full package.
A motorbike pulled up in front of us as I tucked in to my eggs and bacon. There were four women of varying ages squeezed on to it. Three of them got off and they rearranged themselves in a different order behind the driver, making lots of laughter as they did so. I quickly ran out and tried to squeeze a fifth person on without any luck.
In sad news, my trusty Nike original flip-flops I bought from a vendor on a beach in Goa finally fell apart today. I bought a replacement pair from a shop on soi Buakhao for 250 baht.
Macca and I agreed to go and watch a Pattaya FC home match this evening, which gave me several hours to kill. I read for a bit in my room before I got restless and checked Tinder. I'd got a match with a pale skinned girl with big milky natural tits. So far on this trip I've fucked three girls with tiny tits so I couldn't resist. She asked for 1000 baht and was in my room by 2 pm.
Her Tinder photos were from clever angles, mainly just showing off her prize assets in all their glory. When I heard a knock on the door and opened it, I saw a very pleasant, small girl in a floral dress, chubbier than I anticipated but her boobs looked enormous. The sex was good fun. I enjoyed being rode by her, her big jugs slapping me in the face.
Barely had she left the room and I got changed, there was another knock on the door. It was Macca. We wanted to eat before the football and found a nice place called Chomp overlooking soi Lengkee, which sold cheap and tasty rice and noodle dishes.
We got picked up by Mr Chit's nephew outside Charlie Place and he drove us to one of the most magnificent stadiums in world football, Nongprue Municipality Stadium. Joking aside it was a decent 6000 capacity stadium and the atmosphere was great throughout, with the drummers behind the goal not stopping for 90 minutes. Pattaya lost 2-1 to a stoppage time winner from the Ayutthaya striker with the fanciest haircut. Admission was 180 baht.
Right, that's it for the sports news.
I was flying solo tonight and by the time I got back to my hotel it was 9 pm. I decided I wanted to find a nice girl as early as possible and barfine her. I strode purposefully up soi Buakhao, past Nighttown which used to be Booby Trap, where I barfined a pretty Lao girl last year. A few doors along is Rehab, sandwiched ironically between two pharmacies with big 'DRUGS' signs hanging above.
Although I saw some pretty girls on my loop of Tree Town, I found myself at Myth again and bought a drink for a very fresh-faced cutie who spoke as little English as any girl I've met in Asia. When I asked what her name was, she looked to the mamasan for assistance! The mamasan explained it was the girl's first day and she was very nervous.
I did my best to relax her and made her laugh several times, but once I'd exhausted my limited Thai repertoire, out came the games. Normally I find them tedious but on this occasion they worked a treat. Suddenly she was having fun and high-fiving me whenever she beat me, which was most of the time. There was a football match from back home in England I was interested in watching, so I stayed at the same bar for a couple of hours. When I enquired about her barfine she made a gesture that she was on her period, which to be fair seemed genuine as she then asked for my Line details.
It was midnight and I just wanted to find a girl as quickly as possible, so I decided to go for a quick stroll up soi Honey. I saw a pretty girl at Paradise, near the junction with soi Buakhao, but walking up that street is like a game of blackjack, do I stick or twist? I said Hello, to the little cutie I fucked last night but I wanted to find a new girl tonight. I reached 2nd Road and decided I'd walk back down soi Diana and see if I saw anyone to take my fancy and if not I'd get a massage with the girl at Paradise.
But it didn't work out like that. I saw a tall skinny black girl on soi Buakhao. I've previously noticed black freelancers lingering but they tend to fall under the big black mama category, with big breasts bursting out of their tight dresses. This girl was very different. She was pretty and was wearing an elegant dress that showed off her perfect figure. After exchanging pleasantries I asked how much. She asked for 1500 but accepted 1000. She was 22 and from Nigeria. When she undressed in my room I knew I was in for a good time, she had jet black skin and a perfect figure with big natural boobs. She gave me a very skilful porn-style blowjob, then we had an energetic session with lots of positions.
It was a good end to an interesting day. I love the bars in Pattaya but there's plenty of freelancers around too, on dating apps or walking the streets, looking to part farang from their hard-earned cash.
This is Pattaya. No need to dress like you are going to a fashion show. Just bring money. All being fancy is going to do is get people to want more money from you.Not necessarily. In many cases they will accept less.
Is there someone who has an extensive experience of soapies? Just curious if the experience is pretty standard across or if some offer a different experience. I have only tried two till now. PP and one at the end of road in the North, can't remember the name. It's a pretty big one.
AlgoCreeper4
03-10-24, 14:19
For me 5 days was way too short. Hardly slept or ate. Humidity kicked my ass (I'm from Arizona) . But day 3 went to Roxy bar to find the girl I really wanted to see- Mamasan informed me she was home for the week. God Dammit. Oh well, maybe next time. So bar fined the girl from night one at Avarice again, she's a lot of fun. Perfect natural knockers probably a Cor the cup. Saturday went to Jo lorn and evening tour of sanctuary of truth, so was to tired for boom boom. Went to Roxy anyway to chill with the girls and buy them some drinks, got ones line and told her if bar fine her tomorrow. Quoted me 1500 and 500 for room for upstairs, wanted me to take her and her friend. Declined. Next afternoon went back to Roxy and got her- short girl with big bootie and perfect perky tits, and a lot of fun to hang out with. Definitely going to work overtime to get back here ASAP.
Forty Drinks
03-10-24, 22:16
Rare Hot girl alert.
Bella on Kick is trying to get her Channel growing. She seems well off. Owns a Bar and a House.
Kick name not exact Bella but it will lead you in right direkt tion.
What Sets her apart is she really is HOT.
Zondo 41 the Sexpat discovered her on his Channel.
Coolie High
03-11-24, 01:05
But it didn't work out like that. I saw a tall skinny black girl on soi Buakhao. I've previously noticed black freelancers lingering but they tend to fall under the big black mama category, with big breasts bursting out of their tight dresses. This girl was very different. She was pretty and was wearing an elegant dress that showed off her perfect figure. After exchanging pleasantries I asked how much. She asked for 1500 but accepted 1000. She was 22 and from Nigeria. When she undressed in my room I knew I was in for a good time, she had jet black skin and a perfect figure with big natural boobs. She gave me a very skilful porn-style blowjob, then we had an energetic session with lots of positions.
It was a good end to an interesting day. I love the bars in Pattaya but there's plenty of freelancers around too, on dating apps or walking the streets, looking to part farang from their hard-earned cash.Don't be afraid of Big Mama. Every now and then you need big mama to swallow a full load of skeet without missing a drop and then afterwards put those tigo bitties in your mouth and nuture you like she trying to feed all of Africa while riding you 🤣. Treat her nice and afterwards she'll cook up your favorite childhood meal from scratch LOL.
Enjoying reading your adventures as always. Keep them coming.
Sir Lancelot
03-11-24, 07:57
Weeks in Pattaya can become one-dimensional, a daily diet of bars and girls and not much else. I felt I needed something more to stimulate my brain so after breakfast Macca and I went to the Sanctuary of Truth, a very impressive temple a short distance north of Pattaya Beach. We walked there from Terminal 21 and it took about 25 minutes. Admission was steep at 500 baht as it included a compulsory guided tour but it was an interesting place to visit.
We walked back via Naklua Beach which is much nicer than Pattaya Beach. I ate a tasty spicy grilled beef dish at a beachside restaurant and washed it down with a Chalawan pale ale, brewed in Phuket. It was very nice indeed, as was the scenery. This beach seems popular with Russian couples and and we saw a few stunners in skimpy bikinis. At the south end of Naklua Beach there are some nice coves and interesting rock formations.
My feet were screaming submission by the time I reached my hotel, blistered mercilessly by the new flip-flops I was wearing. No time to feel sorry for myself though, after a couple of hours recuperation it was time for another bar-crawl.
At 8. 30 pm I met Macca at Annie Jacks, his favourite bar. There was an exceptionally pretty girl wearing a red dress right next to the entrance and several others who were definitely worthy of a lady-drink. There's very little pressure on drinks which is why the bar seems popular with expats.
We then went to Las Vegas Agogo, to see if the girl I met two years ago working at Terminal 21 was there. She wasn't but I bought a drink for an extremely pretty girl. 'She's the most beautiful girl I see in Thailand so far' declared Macca. She spoke good English so the conversation went beyond the usual smalltalk. I asked her what job she did before she started working at the bar and she told me she was a taxi driver for five years! You don't see taxi drivers like her in England!
She told me the bar-fine is a very steep 1500 but comes down to 1200 after midnight. She quoted 3000 short-time, which I'm sure could be haggled down. A girl quoted me the same in Sugar Sugar last year and immediately accepted 2000.
There was an old couple sat on the next table easily in their 70's, presumably a husband and wife. It was an odd sight seeing them holding hands watching the topless girls on stage. Next to them was a man in an Elvis wig, which gave me opportunity to tell a few Elvis jokes to Macca as he ate an omelette at a small stall at the entrance to Tree Town. The 'all shook up' one went down particularly well.
I spotted a pretty girl I bought a ladydrink for a year ago in Area 52 but she was with a Korean customer. I pointed out a slender dark-skinned girl to Macca who I've noticed keeps looking over to me. 'She's pretty' I said. 'Nah you've had a nightmare there' he replied brutally. Life would be boring if we all had the same taste.
It was 11 pm and Macca wanted to find a relaxed bar to watch a football match, which was my cue to go solo and find a girl. I'm finding on this trip I often reach a point late in the night when I'm not interested in the time and effort (and expense) of trying to find a girl in a bar, I just want to find the quickest route in to a girl's knickers as possible. I walked up soi Honey but the only girl that caught my eye was a big-boobed cutie I fucked on my last trip, who has probably been rode more times since than the motorbike taxis on Beach Road.
So inevitably I ended on soi 6. It was as busy as I've ever seen it, lots of girls lining the front of every bar and a river of men streaming down the centre of the road. I love this place. The only thing I'd change is banning the nuisance cars that cruise down the road, usually just some tourists having a perv. Get out of the car and walk like the rest of us you lazy fuckers!
I saw plenty of nice girls on my first recce, my favourite of whom was a pretty little thing outside Kim Jong Un's favourite bar Love Missile. However, I was on a mission tonight. Earlier I'd been chatting with Macca and I said it would be amazing to step back in time and visit Pattaya when all the girls were just naturally pretty and dark-skinned with no tattoos. That was what I was looking for tonight, a beautiful untainted Isaan girl.
I saw a prime candidate outside one of bars. Again sadly I have to keep the name of the bar to myself because ElMexicant will try to post a photo of the girl. She was very skinny with dark skin and long frizzy hair down to her bum. She was a cheeky monkey with a mischievous grin too so I couldn't resist taking her inside for a drink. After a nice chat I asked her how much and she said 400 for the room and 1000 for her. Deal. She was wearing tight white shorts and I followed her peachy bum up the stairs to an excellent room with a mirror next to the bed, always a bonus.
She was a great kisser, soft and sensual and her pussy was so tight I had to be careful not to shoot my load too soon. At first I was very gentle with her but soon we were fucking hard. It looked great in the mirror, especially pounding in to her doggy-style, or when she was riding me. It was some of the best sex of the trip so far.
After we showered and got changed, I paid her and we walked down the stairs and re-entered the bar. There were several Thai policemen chatting with members of staff. It all seemed quite jovial, perhaps they were checking IDs.
I got a songthaew along Beach Road and then limped like an old man along soi Diana and soi Lengkee back to my hotel.
I'm really enjoying this trip so far. Pattaya is buzzing again and there are far more nice girls.
Tomorrow I'm going on an all day bar-crawl on soi 6 with Macca.
ElMexicant
03-11-24, 10:26
Always my dilemma in Patts.
1. Go all out on a new GoGo girl (white bikini) 2000+3000+4 drinks or close 6 K ST.
2. Go all out on new Soi 6 girl (pink and white top) 2000+400+1 drink or close 2500 total ST.
3. Or stick to my black book girls (flower nighty) 1000-1500.
But I am glad to at least have the opportunity to choose. I just wonder do I choose decent girls or have bad taste. By the way pricing has always been partly about the customer. I've never been quoted 4000 barfine and 4000ST, especially at Windmill. Sometimes you just got to look in the mirror and figure out if there is something they don't like. Somebody pointed me to Owen on YT and I seriously need to quit picking on the others not so fortunate. Sometimes I forget I am on a entirely different playing field.
I prefer to have sex during the day and start early LOL. This allows me to stagger the sessions by few hours which is what I need for recharging the battery. However, in Pattaya, I have run into almost total failure while trying to arrange day time dates. All FLs on BR told me they work till 2 PM so need to sleep. Only 2-3 agreed, only one actually showed up. Others dozed off again after responding to my text around 11 AM.
Starting the day around 7-8 pm puts me in awkward position, I am not in mood for another session for next 4 hours and there are hardly any beauties worth the trouble on BR.
How do you guys score day dates?
Banana Boi
03-11-24, 17:19
How do you guys score day dates?Pretty gogo girls in Pattaya who were BF LT the night before don't wake up til 3 or 4 pm unless you're taking them to lunch. Then they go back to sleep at your place or back home.
For day time go to REAL G clubs like Kinnaree, Passion, etc. Even these don't get busy until 3 pm. Then there are the BJ bars. Otherwise the massage joints around Diana and Buakhao. Soi 6 has some girls by 2 pm. Guess you can try your luck at a soapie too. Only guaranteed way is to have a LT girl from the night before but make it clear she needs to stay with you for a bang after lunch. You may need to pay extra for this request.
Jimmy Boy 99
03-11-24, 17:30
Always my dilemma in Patts.
1. Go all out on a new GoGo girl (white bikini) 2000+3000+4 drinks or close 6 K ST.
2. Go all out on new Soi 6 girl (pink and white top) 2000+400+1 drink or close 2500 total ST.
3. Or stick to my black book girls (flower nighty) 1000-1500.
But I am glad to at least have the opportunity to choose. I just wonder do I choose decent girls or have bad taste. By the way pricing has always been partly about the customer. I've never been quoted 4000 barfine and 4000ST, especially at Windmill. Sometimes you just got to look in the mirror and figure out if there is something they don't like. Somebody pointed me to Owen on YT and I seriously need to quit picking on the others not so fortunate. Sometimes I forget I am on a entirely different playing field.No comparison between the go-go girl and the soi 6 girl. Go for the latter any day.
Sir Lancelot
03-12-24, 04:24
Sometimes I forget I am on a entirely different playing field.The playing field you're on is that you pay girls to have sex with you, which is the exact same playing field as everyone else. Although most people don't pay the inflated prices you do.
Sir Lancelot
03-12-24, 04:51
Today we planned a bar crawl on soi 6, so I optimistically put three condoms in to my pocket before setting off. Feeling lazy I jumped on the back of a motorbike taxi to take me there which meant I was early for my 4 pm meet with Macca.
We slowly walked down the road and opted to start at Wrath. There were 20 girls and the standard was excellent with three or four definite candidates, my favourite of which, a tall tanned girl with a lovely face, was commandeered by a Japanese gent. The girls wore police uniforms but I've never seen police in shorts that small back in England.
Next I was coaxed in to Offshore Bar by a distinctive girl with curly hair and jewel decorations around her eyes. We got good seats at the front, not just giving us an excellent view of the girls at the front of the bar, all wearing tight pink tops and black miniskirts, but girls in adjacent bars too. I bought a drink for a lovely girl with fair hair. I was interested in her so enquired about prices. She didn't understand so called over an older girl.
"400 for room, girl price up to girl" she said.
It never ceases to amaze me how some people claim there is one set price for girls on soi 6. There are easily over a thousand girls working each night, of varying shapes, sizes and ages, ranging from chubby 40 year olds to slender cuties who could be dancing around a chrome pole at one of the top gogo bars. The large majority of girls will still ask for 1000 but the younger, prettier ones will ask 1500 and the occasional standout may try for 2000. If they ask 1500 or 2000, offer 500 less and in my experience they'll accept.
The girl I was interested in became distracted in buying jewellery from a vendor walking past, so I decided to abort and we headed to another bar. Macca chose because he saw a guy from Memphis he wanted to talk to about music, in doing so becoming the first man in soi 6 history to select a bar based on its clientele. While Macca chatted in Brent-like fashion to his new black friend, I surveyed the talent. There was a pretty girl with a lily in her hair. A lot of these bars are quite similar really, 20 girls with about two or three contenders.
Then I spotted an incredibly cute, fresh-faced girl previously hidden from vision on the opposite side of the bar. I waited until she looked in my direction and waved her over. She was tiny. Her English was minimal but she made an effort, using a translation app on her phone several times. I couldn't resist, she was 20 years old and had the face of an angel. She quoted 2000 but accepted my 1500 counter-offer.
She took her high heels off at the bottom of the stairs, piling them on a rack with dozens of other shoes, and led me up to a stiflingly hot room. She was tiny in bare feet, less than 5 foot. The sex was great. She was an enthusiastic kisser and smiled almost the whole time. After an inexperienced blowjob we fucked in multiple positions, culminating in her riding me, sat bolt upright, cute smile on her face, as I squeezed her tiny tits. God I love Pattaya. We lay next to each other afterwards and she was in no rush to get back to the bar. At one point I thought she had fallen asleep.
I walked down soi 6 and saw Macca in Playpen, which had a collection of slightly older girls. Again we sat at the front and watched a river of men walking past. The place was heaving. A middle-aged Korean man was vlogging, holding a stick with three phones attached to it and pointing it in to girls faces in front of each bar. In the past this would have resulted in the girls hiding their face but instead they posed for him. I bought some meat skewers from a vendor opposite. The old lady said they were chicken but I have my doubts.
After a drink in Poison, we went to another bar nearby. I remember this bar as I fucked a lovely big-boobed girl here a few trips ago. There was a collection of nice girls wearing tight yellow tops but as I was admiring them, pondering to offer one of them a lady-drink, a fight broke out between two of the older girls. It was a proper catfight with blows traded and culminated with the girls rolling on the pavement, having to be separated by the other girls and three security men. Later we found out that one of the girls had discovered some of her money went missing and accused the other one.
A girl with curly hair attached herself to me and kept rubbing my dick, which with stunning predictability fell for her underhand tactics and rose to attention. She quoted 1500 but accepted 1000. I picked her because her feisty nature suggested she'd be a tiger in the bedroom and I wasn't disappointed. She deepthroated me, fixing me with eye contact, then when we were fucking in mish she said "you wan fuck me, I wan fuck you too" pulling my hips hard in to her. It was an energetic session.
In the bar I told her I'd pay her 1000 "plus tip if you make me smile", so I did my usual joke and put 5 baht in to her outstretched hand. After receiving the customary playful punch to the gut, I gave her an additional couple of hundred baht notes.
It was her turn to play a joke on me as we walked down the stairs, telling me she was 15. "Why you not believe?" she said innocently but when she saw the nervous expression on my face she burst out laughing. Macca was still in the bar downstairs and grumbled that I'd been up in the room for an hour, which I can't believe was the case. But maybe it was, it's easy to lose track of time.
It was 10 pm when we went to Repent. Macca still hadn't taken a girl but was interested in one of the Hello, girls on the street, a classical Thai beauty. I made several comments suggesting he should buy her a drink but he said my interfering was annoying him and making him not want to take her. I couldn't understand his logic but backed off. Another customer bought her a drink shortly afterwards and she looked even more beautiful as she breezed past.
Another girl with a playful sense of humour tempted Macca in Wrath, the bar we'd started our bar-crawl on over six hours earlier. There was an arrogant man wearing a sombrero on the next table, loudly telling his friend how he was the king of soi 6. So imagine my amusement when he began talking numbers with a girl.
'I pay you 1000' the Mexican said. The pretty girl nearly snorted up her sangsom and coke in derision.
'2000' she said.
'Okay chica, I pay you 1300, final offer' he said, leaning back hands clasped behind his head, maraca bulging in his pocket.
'2000' she repeated.
'Okay, okay, you got me. 1500, let's go he said, a sense of rising panic on his face.
She shook her head.
'Okay 2000!' he snapped before following her up to the room for a session of the most perfunctory sex imaginable.
On the one hand it's amusing seeing guys like this get schooled by a 20 year old fresh from the province, but on the other hand it's people like our Mexican amigo here who drive up the prices for the rest of us.
After finishing my drink I suddenly realised I'd barely eaten today, so went to get a burger at McDonald's on Beach Road. The arrangement was for Macca to meet up with me after he'd squared his bill and we'd then go to Walking Street where he planned to meet his favourite girl and long-time friend in Classroom. However it didn't work out that way. Macca didn't meet me at McDonald's and I couldn't find him anywhere. I suspect he either hastily went with a girl on soi 6 or went to see his favourite girl at Classroom on his own.
I was tempted to find a girl but I felt tired and a bit drunk too, so decided to head back to my hotel. On a spur of the moment though, I rang the buzzer on the songthaew and jumped at the foot of soi 7. I thought it might be useful to see what it's like, in case I fancied visiting on another night, but the girls were too old for my liking.
However that changed when I walked in to Myth beer-bar complex. At one of the bars near 2nd Road I locked eyes on a girl I recognised. Her eyes widened and she sprinted out of the bar and hugged me so hard she nearly knocked me off my feet. It was a girl I barfined two years ago, when the place was sleepy after covid and bars closed at 11 pm. On that trip pretty girls were much harder to find but I saw a diamond in the rough at Joy Bar, and we spent the night together. Her mamasan had told me I was her first ever bar-fine and to take care of her. She had been extremely shy and barely spoke a word of English but two years later has blossomed and speaks conversational English. I promised her I'd return tomorrow night, it was great to see her again.
NRandom940
03-12-24, 05:55
The question of the title is slightly rhetorical because there's no way you can know, so I'm asking for educated guesses.
People talk on here about the attractive of the girls in Pattaya and truthfully there's very few actual 10/10's. However, one day a few months ago I was sitting in Starbucks on Beach Rd and there was a young white guy looked like in his late-20's and I overheard him talking to I'm assuming his friend on the phone saying "I got another one coming right now. ".
Two minutes later, a gorgeous girl walks in. I mean a true 10. She couldn't have been older than 22. Way better than the girls you see working Soi 6 or any bars. She sits at his table for a 1 minute chat and then they walk off.
What are your guesses as to where he found these gems?
It never ceases to amaze me how some people claim there is one set price for girls on soi 6.That was the case before Corona. All bars had the same price. 1 K + 300. I never asked for a price before Corona. I didn't have to.
ElMexicant
03-12-24, 07:50
Is not just me or is it sorta really weird, when Owen gets her panties in a wad, if a bar girl gets her picture posted (taken from the bar's own public web page) on forums. Especially, when the person in question is going around Pattaya trying to film clubs, bars, girls, and customers for YouTube content. Then claims someone overpays when a higher end GoGo bar girls get 1000-1500 for ST. I swear again those COVID vaccines have done a number on quite a few people's brains that they become senseless.
Forty Drinks
03-12-24, 14:10
Keeping it real.
The amount of Slender Cuties on Soi 6 who would be a Top dancer on Walk Street. Zero. Nada. Bupkis. None.
Trust me Fellas. Hahaha.
Sir Lancelot
03-13-24, 04:26
After the best night's sleep of the trip so far I had a lazy afternoon. My most productive accomplishment was hobbling to a pharmacy to buy some blister cream, much needed after my foolhardy decision to walk to and from the Sanctuary of a Truth in brand new flip-flops a couple of days ago. Aside from that I whiled away a few hours in a sleepy bar on soi Lengkee.
My Line pinged and it was a message from Macca, telling me about his disastrous Tinder meet. He sent me two photos, firstly the profile pic which was a very cute 23 year old with dimples in her cheeks, who I'm fairly confident most of us would swipe right to. But the second pic was the stark reality, which Macca took in his room. The girl looked older and barely recognisable, any trace of cuteness long evaporated. She offered a limited service too, all for the pre-arranged price of 1500. Ouch.
Macca filled me in on the grizzly details as we started tonight's bar crawl at Vixen, on soi Buakhao. A girl with glasses worked the passers-by but most of the 10 girls stood motionless at the front of the bar. My favourite girl had a unique appearance with big bambi eyes.
It was Macca's last night and he wanted to go on a mission. About 15 years ago he bar-fined a girl who he describes as the Thai girl he came closest to falling for. They've kept in touch since and she now works at Classroom on soi 13/4. We took the baht bus there but sadly the girl in question was in Bangkok. I took a photo of Macca looking sad underneath the Classroom sign, which he sent to her.
While in this neck of the woods we decided to visit Walking Street. Firstly Macca walked us down the jetty to Pattaya Beer Garden, where he fondly recalled meeting many freelancers in yesteryear. It's now been transformed into a nice looking restaurant and there weren't any girls lingering looking for custom. Maybe we were too early as I know a lot of freelancers head to Walking Street later at night.
Macca's 'Greatest Hits' tour continued with a visit to Windmill, which is located down a side alley from Walking Street. It has a new sister bar Windmill 2, opposite, which I'm told is the same kind of thing. We got stools next to the stage and 10 fairly average girls were onstage, including two pairs of girls who were completely naked in lesbian sex act positions. If you tip these girls, you can interact with them. A Japanese man has his hand down a girl's knickers and his other hand in her bra, fondling her tits. Not bad for the price of a ladydrink.
The second dance shift included a pretty brown-skinned girl who looked fresh from the province. The bar also has an upstairs section which arguably had younger, prettier girls.
We went for a wander up Walking Street, which was crowded with a river of tourists. Large groups followed guides, waving flags above their heads. Crowds gathered around stalls where customers threw balls towards a disc and if they hit a girl was plunged in to a pool of water.
Pinup has a reputation of being one of the better gogo bars on the street and it was packed with customers. Two stages were crowded with 40 girls, including a few honeys but also a lot of average girls too. On my last visit here I was blown away by the talent levels but not tonight. We stayed for three dance shifts and surprisingly we weren't hassled to buy ladydrinks. On my previous trip to Walking Street I disliked the incessant drink requests but not once tonight were we asked. Is Walking Street turning a corner? If the barfines came down then perhaps I could be tempted to return.
We took a songthaew back to Myth where I bought several lady-drinks for the girl I bumped in to last night, who I barfined two years ago on Tree Town. There was another prime example of the evolution of a bargirl. Two years ago she spoke so little English I ended up playing pool against her and she barely knew how to hold the cue, but now she's a pool shark, smashing everyone who dares take her on. She beat Macca, who will have his defeat to reflect on during his long flight home tomorrow.
I enquired about the barfine and she told me it was 500 and quoted 1500 for short-time. It looked like a deal was imminent but then she walked over to her Mum, who runs the bar. The pretty girl said something in Thai and pointed towards me. Her Mum gave a quick shake of her head and the girl returned and told me apologetically that she couldn't barfine tonight as she 'has appointment'. I'd been cock-blocked by her Mum! It wasn't surprising really. The bar didn't have many girls and if I barfined its star attraction there would be far fewer customers for the rest of the evening.
Time was marching on and I needed to find a girl. I did a quick sweep of Tree Town and soi Buakhao and found myself on soi Pothole. My intention was to take the girl I know at The Den up for a quick short-time but she was chatting with another customer in a dark corner. I bought a drink for a pretty dark-skinned girl at a bar near the top of the street but when I enquired about prices she quoted 4000! I'm sure some people would blacklist this bar as a result of such a ludicrous price but there's usually a good reason. Chances are she'd just been fucked and needed a break.
There weren't many honeys up soi Honey, sois 7 and 8 were barren, so predictably I ended up at soi 6.
It was 1 am and a lot of the bars at the top of the street were already closing. I had to act quickly to find a girl. I saw a pretty candidate at Lollipop but ended up buying a drink for a girl with a petite figure and long luscious hair at a bar roughly halfway down. Again, I would normally divulge the name of the bar but ElMexicant will post pictures of the bar's ugliest girls, so I won't.
The girl told me it was her first day, something you hear a lot in Pattaya. In this instance I believed her as she didn't know what to do with the drinks bill and kept looking to the mamasan for guidance. She told me she hasn't been with a customer yet, so I expected her to quote a high price and she didn't disappoint, asking for 3000! I told her it was too much but after I gulped down my drink she came down to 2000 and then eventually 1500. I think it was a fair price given the quality of the girl and besides, the time was 1. 20 am and I knew I was running the risk of soi 6 closing if I didn't act decisively.
I followed her up to the strangest soi 6 room I've been in and we had a really good session. I hate it when girls groan theatrically but this girl whimpered softly throughout. When she was riding me with real gusto the headboard of the bed fell on to my head which she found very funny. I wonder if I can file an insurance claim after the trip? Imagine the awkward conversion explaining how it happened.
I asked her to sit on my face to finish and ate her pussy until there was a knock on the door to inform us it was closing time. We quickly showered, descended the dark staircase and through the now closed bar on to the rapidly emptying street.
In football terminology, a last minute winner.
Sir Lancelot
03-13-24, 04:36
Keeping it real.
The amount of Slender Cuties on Soi 6 who would be a Top dancer on Walk Street. Zero. Nada. Bupkis. None.
Trust me Fellas. Hahaha.Respectfully I disagree. I think a lot of people look at Walking Street through rose tinted glasses, that every girl on every stage is the pinnacle of beauty. It's not the case. I've just posted a report in which I went to Walking Street and even Pinup, a bar with one of the best reputations, had a lot of average girls. There were 40 girls on stage and I stayed for three dance shifts and I reckon I saw five girls in total I considered buying a drink for. Some of the top girls on soi 6 would breeze in to bars like this. ElMexicant's recent post in which he pondered over a Walking Street girl or a soi 6 girl is a good example of this. The soi 6 girl was infinitely prettier.
I've been stood up umpteen times but never in so gross a fashion.
This girl had agreed to show up at 2 pm. Now at 2 pm she tells me she had been slowed down because it rained in Pattaya (it didn't!) and she was only on her way back to Pattaya as she was from Rayong.
Forty Drinks
03-13-24, 17:18
Three worldwide Famous streamers are streaming from inside soi 6 bars regularly.
Zondo. Crazytawn. Mr Sins.
You can see for yourself how Hot the Girls are. Temper your expectations guys. LOL. Hahaha.
They are very Friendly men so join them if you want. Buy 40 drinks for your favorite and you too can become a You Tube Star.
The Streamers are always looking for New Content. Dint be Shy guys.
Always my dilemma in Patts.
1. Go all out on a new GoGo girl (white bikini) 2000+3000+4 drinks or close 6 K ST.
2. Go all out on new Soi 6 girl (pink and white top) 2000+400+1 drink or close 2500 total ST.
3. Or stick to my black book girls (flower nighty) 1000-1500.
But I am glad to at least have the opportunity to choose. I just wonder do I choose decent girls or have bad taste. By the way pricing has always been partly about the customer. I've never been quoted 4000 barfine and 4000ST, especially at Windmill. Sometimes you just got to look in the mirror and figure out if there is something they don't like. Somebody pointed me to Owen on YT and I seriously need to quit picking on the others not so fortunate. Sometimes I forget I am on an entirely different playing field.You mind sharing which bar is that? Thanks.
God I love Pattaya.Just wanted to say a big thanks and bravo for your wonderfully entertaining whilst simultaneously useful reports. Great reading them. Keep them coming Sir.
Newton York
03-14-24, 06:44
Respectfully I disagree. I think a lot of people look at Walking Street through rose tinted glasses, that every girl on every stage is the pinnacle of beauty. It's not the case. I've just posted a report in which I went to Walking Street and even Pinup, a bar with one of the best reputations, had a lot of average girls. There were 40 girls on stage and I stayed for three dance shifts and I reckon I saw five girls in total I considered buying a drink for. Some of the top girls on soi 6 would breeze in to bars like this. ElMexicant's recent post in which he pondered over a Walking Street girl or a soi 6 girl is a good example of this. The soi 6 girl was infinitely prettier.You can say that cause you're there, lucky enough to be boots on the ground. But for unlucky fucks like me, I'd see videos of that and think to myself that I'd sell my soul in a heartbeat to be rich so I can just be there, and soak it all in. It's weird how the grass is always greener, but by Lucifer, in Thailand, the grass actually IS greener. Don't complain. Feel sorry for us schmucks stuck here in the states. Go enjoy them girls. Cause even a solid 5, is still cheap pussy thanks to it being Thailand. Here, freaking 4's will still charge 300 an hour. Jeezum crotchety christ!
Sir Lancelot
03-14-24, 16:00
After breakfast I decided to have a quick walk up soi Honey. It was 11.30 am but I didn't see a girl who grabbed my attention. The older girls called 'dar-ling' as I walked past, which I believe means 'monkey arse' in Thai.
I got back to my room and messaged a girl who I matched with on Tinder a few days ago. 'Go away * she replied. I assumed she mistook me for someone else but no, apparently not messaging her back immediately made me a time-waster. Some people live and die by online meets in Pattaya but I find the whole process incredibly tedious.
At 4. 30 pm I decided to head to soi 6 on a spur of the moment. I was due to meet Sam later at 7 pm, so needed to find a girl quickly. No time for a bar crawl and careful deliberations today. The street was busy and I was lured in to one bar with a cluster of pretty girls outside. Sorry again for not posting the name of the bar but ElMexicant will post photos of the ugliest girls, to labour some point I'm sure is very important to him.
I was served by a very cute small girl but my attention was grabbed by a gorgeous specimen standing outside. She was tall, skinny and had the face of an angel. I waited until she looked in my direction and beckoned her over for a drink. She was even better up close, possibly in my top 5 girls I've seen on soi 6. I enquired about the room and she told me it would cost 400 baht and her price was 2000, the figure the creme de la creme seem to aim for these days. We agreed on 1500. I have no doubt someone will reply that I overpaid because they only ever pay 1000, or perhaps never discuss prices and slip the girl 1000 afterwards, but it's just bravado. A girl this quality would laugh in your face if you offered her the same amount as one of the older, chubbier girls on the opposite side of the street. Guys who pay 1000 are plucking the low hanging fruit.
'You buy me tequila tray too?' she asked with a flutter of her eyelashes. I've noticed this is another money-making ploy creeping in on this street. A few days ago I saw a sexy girl successfully persuade her elderly Japanese customer to get her a tray of 10 tequilas, which she duly shared with the other girls.
'I'm not Korean!' I joked, which she laughed at.
The sex was nothing special but she was such a pretty girl, especially naked with her hair spread across the pillow, I didn't mind. The air-con wasn't pointing towards to the bed so I happily made it a quickie and was back at my hotel half an hour later.
I'd arranged to meet Sam at Area 52 at 7 pm but 10 minutes later he messaged me on Line saying he couldn't make it. On my last trip he came out on a bar crawl with me every night, on this trip just once in eight days. Fair to say his well has run dry. I suddenly felt a bit gloomy. Macca flew home today, Sam was too skint, and Tree Town was quiet tonight.
But from that point onwards the night picked up considerably.
Firstly, I saw a familiar face walk past. It was one of my favourite girls of recent trips, an impossibly cute girl I met at a bar on soi 6 last year. I fucked her a few times at her bar on soi 6 and on my last day, which happened to be her day off, she came round to my hotel. We fucked before bedtime and she woke me two further times in the night for more sex. She was nymphomaniac. And now here she was, walking down the street. I sent her a message on Line asking where she was going and 20 minutes later she sent me a photo of a beer with bright lights in the background. Thai girls never like to make things easy for you! I put on my detective hat and decided that the layout of the bar and configuration of lights looked like Myth Night.
After eating a very tasty burger at 3 Town Steak, a good place to watch the comings and goings on Tree Town, I went to Myth and immediately found her sitting at one of the quieter bars. She told me she now works as a freelancer, which figures. She's very small and cute and could easily command a higher figure in the tourist spots. She was with friends, one of whom was a pretty fair-haired girl, and they had plans to head to Walking Street, so I waved them goodbye and promised I'd message on Line. She'd be a good bet for an afternoon meet.
I backtracked on to Tree Town and bought a drink for a cute 19 year old at Ass 95. There was a language barrier between us last year but another year tucked under her belt and her English is now conversational. I enquired about the barfine price and she told me it was 700 baht for short-time and her price was 2000, before adding she cannot go tonight but can tomorrow. Tomorrow I don't plan to be out late as I have an early start next day to travel to Philippines, so she's a good option for when I return to Pattaya later in March.
It was 10 o'clock when I walked up soi Honey. My eyes were immediately drawn to a cute girl with glittery eye makeup sat on the steps at one of the massage shops. She quoted a bargain price of 1200 for 'massage and boom boom' so I took my shoes off and followed her up the stairs to a curtained cubicle illuminated by a blue neon light.
After showering she gave me a decent massage before inviting me to turn over and pretending to look shocked that I had an erection. These are the kind of massage-with-extras I love. It feels seedy being given a blowjob when you can hear other people quietly talking in the other curtained cubicles. I fucked her in mish and she made no attempt to stay quiet, groaning loudly as I slapped in to her, then she rode me skilfully, rocking her hips on mine, nipples erect. She was very affectionate too, kissing throughout and we chatted for ages after we had finished. What a great find.
I thought today was going to be a disappointment but it ended up being a success. I went with two great girls and had drinks with two other girls I've previously barfined, both of whom I'd be interested in meeting again.
Sir Lancelot
03-14-24, 18:02
You can say that cause you're there, lucky enough to be boots on the ground. But for unlucky fucks like me, I'd see videos of that and think to myself that I'd sell my soul in a heartbeat to be rich so I can just be there, and soak it all in. It's weird how the grass is always greener, but by Lucifer, in Thailand, the grass actually IS greener. Don't complain. Feel sorry for us schmucks stuck here in the states. Go enjoy them girls. Cause even a solid 5, is still cheap pussy thanks to it being Thailand. Here, freaking 4's will still charge 300 an hour. Jeezum crotchety christ!Haha I totally agree. Pattaya is paradise. You'd think reading the incessant moaning and negativity on this thread that we're taking about Beirut. I'm having a great time and funnily enough all the farang I chat to at bars are having a great time too. Get saving mate and you'll be here living the dream before you know it.
Newton York
03-15-24, 02:17
Haha I totally agree. Pattaya is paradise. You'd think reading the incessant moaning and negativity on this thread that we're taking about Beirut. I'm having a great time and funnily enough all the farang I chat to at bars are having a great time too. Get saving mate and you'll be here living the dream before you know it.Exactly Sir Lancelot, I second that. Even Bangkok's worst day is better than any american city's best day. I'm trying Lancelot, I'm definitely trying. Thailand has so much to offer in the world of p4 p, someone would have to actually try just to have a bad time. A good time is always easily had in Thailand when it comes to paid action. Thai chicks are falling over themselves to get to us. Getting back to Thailand is all I live for now. Every day I drag my sorry ass to work, so one day I can bang some chicks in Thailand. By Beelzebub, Mammon, Asmodeus, Baal, and whatever fuck there is, I'm going to die trying. A dream worth dying for.
Sir Lancelot
03-15-24, 04:39
I went for breakfast at Sports Lounge and when I got back to my hotel booked a taxi for the airport for tomorrow morning. My flight to Manila departs at 11.15 am which means an early rise.
After a relaxing afternoon I got itchy feet at 3 pm, so decided to seek out some afternoon action. Being honest, apart from soi 6 I've struggled to find any decent quality during the afternoon on this trip but that was about to change.
It didn't start promisingly though. Soi Pothole was sleepy and I saw nothing on soi Honey to tempt me. I popped in to Honey 1 Body Massage but the fishbowl was very uninspiring. There were only 12 girls spread along the tiered seating, mainly older. I only saw one I would vaguely consider. She was wearing a black badge, which meant her services would have cost an eye-watering 4000 baht. To be fair you get a really nice massage service in these places and body-to-body should be on every man's bucket list, but I remember these places used to be home to many hotties. Not this afternoon though. Apparently 8 pm is the best time to get the biggest selection of girls.
It was a scorching hot afternoon so after a quick look around Tree Town I decided to abort mission and head back to my hotel. Most bars were either closed or just about beginning to show signs of life, yet one bar on soi Buakhao had a healthy lineup of 15 girls. It kills me not to be able to name the bar for you but I've had to edit all of them out of my diary because of ElMexicant's obsession with posting photos of girls I went with.
I sat down and bought a drink to get out of the sun and spotted a beautiful girl at the front of the bar. She was busy trying on shoes from a passing vendor's cart but eventually tottered past in her new sparkly heels and I offered her a drink. She was small, dark skinned and had a gorgeous face with big lips and a radiant smile. She looked like a younger sister of a favourite girl of mine, Ying, who I met on previous trip. I bought her a drink and we clicked so I enquired about prices. She didn't understand so called over the mamasan to interpret, always a sign the girl is very new. The mamasan said a room upstairs costs 500 and takeaway is 750. The girl asked for 2500 short-time but accepted 2000.
Then something happened I've never seen before.
She went to get changed and reappeared wearing a pair of frayed denim shorts and a black T-shirt. She took me by the hand to lead me out when all of the other girls formed a guard of honour and clapped her as we walked past! I presume this is some kind of initiation ceremony when girls take their first customer?
Then followed one of the best short-times I've ever had. She was possibly the most affectionate girl I've ever met, kissing me almost constantly, before, during and after sex. It was the kind of slow, sensual girlfriend sex I love and we lay naked chatting for at least half an hour afterwards, her teaching me lots of useful Thai phrases. Beautiful smile is 'yim swy'.
I haven't taken many girls from bars so far on this trip but maybe afternoon barfines are the way to go. I'll investigate further when I return to Pattaya in ten days.
With an early flight tomorrow I decided tonight I'd go to a few bars and try to select a girl as soon as possible. Like Cinderella, if I was out after midnight, I'd be in serious trouble.
Tree town was very quiet at 8 pm. I wandered over to Oh Bar and saw my elusive friend Sam sat at the bar. He was with two Cambodian girls he was treating to a few drinks out, which ended up being the whole afternoon and now in to the evening. Both girls had lady-drinks in front of them and apparently had been scoffing their faces all day. It's easy to see why Sam's money has ran out!
He told me that the younger of the two girls has just inherited two million baht after her German boyfriend sadly passed away after illness. She deserved her windfall as she tended for him devotedly for the last year of his life. His son on the other hand, who was a complete stranger to his ailing father in his latter years, received half the amount and is contesting it. I know blood is thicker than water but surely he hasn't got a prayer of getting his hands on the girl's money.
I went to Myth Night beer bar complex and bought a drink for a skinny girl at Area 52. She had a big tattoo on her leg, so I asked her how many she has. Three, she told me. I quickly spotted the second but couldn't find the third one anywhere, much to her amusement as I carefully checked her wrists, hips and lower limbs. It was like a sexy game of hide and seek. Eventually I found it, hidden behind her ear. She told me the barfine at this bar is 1200 baht or 800 after 10 pm, making it the most expensive in Myth I believe. We swapped Line details before I squared my bill.
It was 10 pm and I needed to find a girl. I trawled along soi Honey but saw only one girl I liked the look of, but when I said Hello, she seemed very shy. I continued walking, turned right on to soi Buakhao and then left on to soi Pothole. The girls are generally older on this stretch but occasionally there's a gem to be found. A few girls made me hesitate in front of their bar but no-one tempted me inside.
I just wanted a quick win to end the night and decided a Gent's Club was the perfect solution. I saw a girl I've fucked several times on previous trips, looking particularly sexy in pigtails, and went upstairs with her for 2000 baht. The room was excellent, a big double bed with a mirror next to it, the room Illuminated red, giving it a sleazy feel. A year ago when I fucked her it was slow, gentle sex but it's fair to say she's learnt a few tricks in 12 months. She almost kissed my face off as she threw me around the bed. When she was riding me, bullets like nipples, I couldn't resist standing up and fucking her. She wrapped her legs around me and thrust in to me, groaning like she was auditioning for Porn Hub.
As we got our breaths back she told me off for not fucking her doggy-style. 'I wanted you to pull my hair' she added.
What a great way to end my time in Pattaya. Two gorgeous girls, two amazing fucks.
I've enjoyed Pattaya. It's much busier than a year ago and pretty girls are plentiful. I fucked 13 girls in nine days, two from bars, two on soi Honey, one freelancer, one Tinder meet, one at a gent's club and the remaining four on soi 6. The standard of girls has been excellent.
Tomorrow I fly to Philippines so this diary will continue on the Manila thread, then Angeles.
......She went to get changed and reappeared wearing a pair of frayed denim shorts and a black T-shirt. She took me by the hand to lead me out when all of the other girls formed a guard of honour and clapped her as we walked past!.......Wow! Only in Thailand.
Owen gladly mentions where he eats, Honey 1, Oh Bar, Area 52, but doesn't want to name a bar on Buakhao. Loco and nutty at the same time, as you can get right there. That's it, if they force another COVID booster, I am flat out refusing. Too scared it will turn my brain into mush like our YouTube buddy, full of secrets.
Ok, you're a funny guy and I'd buy you a drink if I ever met you just to pay back for some good laughs, but guy does not want to you dig up photos, public or not, of girls he's banging.
What's the problem with respecting that? Who cares what his reasons are.
BroComplex
03-15-24, 17:00
Ok, you're a funny guy and I'd buy you a drink if I ever met you just to pay back for some good laughs, but guy does not want to you dig up photos, public or not, of girls he's banging.
What's the problem with respecting that? Who cares what his reasons are.Tbh if I found a bar with attractive girls and affordable bar fines I would keep it to myself too.
Forty Drinks
03-15-24, 17:32
Tbh if I found a bar with attractive girls and affordable bar fines I would keep it to myself too.I'm going crazy.
There is no such place. Come on Fellas. LOL. Hahaha. Surely notbin Pattaya.
I've heard Dumaguete is the big drama town, but I'm not sure Pattaya doesn't have it beat. LOL.
You can say that cause you're there, lucky enough to be boots on the ground. But for unlucky fucks like me, I'd see videos of that and think to myself that I'd sell my soul in a heartbeat to be rich so I can just be there, and soak it all in. It's weird how the grass is always greener, but by Lucifer, in Thailand, the grass actually IS greener. Don't complain. Feel sorry for us schmucks stuck here in the states. Go enjoy them girls. Cause even a solid 5, is still cheap pussy thanks to it being Thailand. Here, freaking 4's will still charge 300 an hour. Jeezum crotchety christ!Keep pumpin the money pump, Mr. York, and set up a good retirement savings that will keep you smiling in your golden years. That's what I did.
Sir Lancelot
03-16-24, 20:00
Sometimes I forget I am on a entirely different playing field.Sorry amigo, I still can't take you seriously after you posted this.
LoveItHere69
03-17-24, 00:36
[Deleted by Admin] Most of it is so vague you can barely prove he was actually here. So many of you guys are wearing beer goggles over your rose tinted glasses. The worst part is you are blind also. I only post facts and information.
Short white guy. Clean cut. Wear shorts with collared shirts. Age low 50's. Last time here was 10 years ago. Been here now 16 days and ready to leave but will tough it out for the 2 months I originally planned but may have to spend time in Bangkok to finish my time. I hate the attitudes I have seen. LBFMs no longer applies. I am not a big guy and have had too many complaints about how long I take. And the average age of the girls working as dancers, door girls, and waitresses of Tree Town, Walking Street, LK Metro, and Beach Road street girls must be 35+.
HOSPITALS.
Pattaya International Hospital had one person in the lobby which is not a good sign. I asked if they did the tests I needed and they said yes. The lady at the desk I was talking to kept asking some guy questions or he was offering suggestions. I do not know. But it felt like he was a mamasan trying to upsell. I read several reviews later on Google stating they have many billing problems there.
Jomtien Hospital I believe the the newest hospital and is highly rated and supposedly cheaper than the others. Sadly, they did not offer what I needed.
I had to go to Bangkok Hospital Pattaya to get a sonogram and treadmill test for my heart. First come first serve. I was in and out in under 3 hours. $227! 8080 Baht. 900 be for the heart doctor and 7180 for the tests and misc. All guys should get this done!
BEACH.
The beach is not a beach. It is a huge ass tray. I hate smokers. Their tractor that pulls the strainer is unable to pick up cigarette butts or bottle tops. Utterly amazed at this because all the ones in Florida can.
BEACH ROAD FREELANCERS.
I swear 40% of the girls will not give you their contact info and over half the ones that turned me down for their contact info quickly turned into * attitudes. I have never seen anything like this before. They can do 5 guys a night. I can not do 5 girls a night. I want their number so I do not have to search for them night after night when I am ready.
I have taken 7 or so girls so far. Only one asked for money up front and I said no. She slammed my hotel door on the way out.
One was fun but turned into a starfish at the 10 minute point.
Be aware of the short girl with long red dyed hair who sometimes wears a cheerleader type outfit (mini skirt). Big boobs for her size until the top comes off. Then magically 60% of her boobs disappear. What is left over is soft and stretch marks from a child.
Did a tiny girl once who I met here (122 cm /4'10" Saw her twice on Beach Road. Works there from time to time. Works at LK Metro. I believe Boom / Unreal Bar (across from Exotic Bar). Yes, I saw her working there. She is skinny with glasses. Bad teeth. Not the prettiest yet cute. I usually post about unique girls and she is among the smallest you can get. Nice rack but are 20% smaller than what you think you see. Padded bra or something.
I got a number from a girl. Sent her a message and she did not reply. Saw her days later and lightly spanked her rear telling her she was a bad girl for not replying. She said I slapped her and got nasty so I walked away. Every time I walk past now she glares at me. Simply amazing.
Talked to another girl. I did not put my arm around her shoulders. I squeezed her shoulder muscle as I leaned in to ask her how much and she backed away as in no touching in public what so ever. I said "WTF" and walked away.
I nearly died when I saw a white kid about age 23 try to pick up a girl who looked like a ladyboy. There were two I think ladyboys. He approached from the side. The closest one to him as he was approaching them took several steps forward not looking at him as to basically reject him. The second one appeared not interested. He was young and good shape. Strange.
APPS.
Many apps have a setting to see people nearby.
WeChat you have to be grandfathered in as in you have had it and been using it. I tried to sign up and log in while in the Philippines. My buddy tried the same thing in Thailand. Both no luck and he had it years ago. Quick online research let me know that it appears Wechat is not accepting new applicants.
Telegram and Line were a sausage fest with a few ladyboys thrown in. Also, 2-3 ugly girls if that.
THAI FRIENDLY.
I lasted 2 hours and only lasted that long because I fell asleep. I signed up. Went to sleep for 2 hours. Looked for girls for 5 minutes. Tried to send a girl a message and was immediately informed I was banned for life. I tried to contact them asking what happened but no reply. Guess I should have entered my information and uploaded my picture first.
FIWFANS.
First I try Bell and she replies "No foreigners". Great start!
Most the girls seem to be located at Prima Place and Mooks Residences. Mooks is really nice like new nice but not much around it or I would stay there.
Champang has real large boobs and is short. Face not pretty and pitted from past acne?. Good in bed. Pictures match.
Maple pix all wrong. Face less pretty. Not chubby. She is fat. Sex I thought was fun. She did not think so which I learned days later. I was too lazy to go out so went back. She saw me through the door and did not answer my knock. I text the number and her mamasan informed me that last time I hurt her tummy. Remember I am not a big guy.
2 other girls I met were chubby and did not match their pix. One started complaining at the 8-10 minute mark that I took too long. I checked the time and I was in and out the door in 30 minutes with 2 mini showers taken while paying for 40 minutes.
I am at Mooks. I go up the elevator to the second floor and have to stand in a glass enclosure 1 meter x 2 meters until someone lets me in the hallway since I am not a resident with a card. I see Lydia and she matches her picture and is very pretty. But she does not think the same of me. She calls her pimp, opens the door to say "Cancel" and goes back to her room. I told the mamasan off telling them that if she does not like foreigners or white guys or short guys or whatever that it is their job to know this. Yes, I sent the mamasan my weight, height, and a picture to avoid problems during first contact which should be forwarded to the girl.
This is a worse success rate than the ones I used in Colombia.
WALKING STREET.
5 BB gun shooting booths. 2 water dunking booths with girls that are not pretty and not wearing sexy attire (aka bikinis). I want to go to the dunk booth. Take off my backpack. Put it in front of me. Pull out a true basketball and throw it at the target. Many new clubs / discos. Most had Indians trying to get you inside so I assume Indian owned too. The place is turning into a circus.
Asked one of the freelancers for her number. She said no and was not pleasant about it. Complete mood change. Asked a second one who was black and she said if I buy her a beer. She ended up thirsty. Both responses are great predictors of the bedroom attitudes I would have received.
Money exchange across from Sensation Go-Go has not required ID the 2 times I have used it when 2 different people were working it. Not the yellow TT. The one 7 meters to the right.
SOI 6.
Walked through my first night and exchanged glances with a girl at Wrath as I was walking past. Came back later and asked the same girl if she wanted to go upstairs. She acted as if she did not know English and her friend gave some BS excuse I could not understand and I left.
Nights later I was walking in back of the bars. Saw a bar girl and said "Hello". All she said was "No" so I kept walking.
Plan on focusing on Soi 6 for 5 days next week and see what happens.
HOTELS.
I-Rover $16. Always busy (bar, resto, darts). You have to walk your girl through all these guys to get to the back stairs. No ID check. Place closes at 1:00 am so you have the front door key and access to the resto area. Place was surprising quiet on the 3rd floor.
Pasadena Lodge $21. Little noisy on the 2nd floor because they are renovating the ground floor. That hammer-drill noise is something else.
Crystal Suites $18.4 rooms only and all on the 3rd floor. 2 front rooms with balconies and 2 rear rooms. I had back room. I did not like it because dark walls and weak lighting made it depressing. Very dark so can sleep your life away in there. Other problem was my bed sunk in the middle which was beginning to give me a slight lower back pain. No ID check. Just walk to the right side and to the back of the bar to the stairs. I asked one of the bar girls for her number as I walked past and she said she could not (nobody was around to see).
Crystal Suites, I-Rover, and Pasadena are all in a row.
Sureena Hotel $23 Soi 13/2 is the loudest of the 4 hotels because the middle section is open to all the floors. Only good thing is being well centered of most the Beach Road girls so you can walk straight to the hotel without needing a moto taxi. Employees not friendly.
Friendliest staff, comfortable, and clean goes to Pasadena Lodge for the win.
I hate seeing Hotels with the words "beach" or "marina" in their name when they are a kilometer away.
FOOD.
Best food finds for me is the 8 ounce Kiwi and the Lychee juice bottles for 35 be at the Boeing 747 near Soi 6.
Love the coconut ice cream inside the half coconut with the coconut flesh for 40 be. Finding the cart when you want one is a real pain.
Sir Lancelot
03-17-24, 04:57
guy does not want to you dig up photos, public or not, of girls he's banging.
What's the problem with respecting that? Who cares what his reasons are.I've been too busy having fun in Angeles to give ElMexicant the attention he craves but here is my explanation.
Probably about 15 years ago I posted a similar style diary on the Angeles page and included photos of the girls. I try to make my diaries as informative as possible and I thought including pictures of the girls would be interesting to anyone reading. Furthermore I naively thought I was doing the girls a favour. I thought it they provide excellent service they deserve to be highlighted and it might even throw a little extra custom their way.
But then someone from the forum took their phone to all of the bars I mentioned, sought out the girls and showed them what I'd written about them. I assume he wanted to play the knight-in-shining-armour role to get close to pretty girls for once.
It turns out the girls were really upset. I was friends with one on Facebook and she was mortified I'd described what we had got up to. She told me the other girls in the bar all read it and she had to leave the bar because she felt humiliated. I felt terrible. Another girl contacted me and was equally pissed off. Bear in mind I'd posted glowing reports about each (I even called one the 'blowjob queen') yet they were still upset.
So I learnt from my mistake and from that point onwards never include the real name of the girls I went with or their photo. Sometimes I used blurred faces but never linked with sexual descriptions. I try to respect the girls.
But unfortunately on this trip ElMexicant has taken it upon himself to try to expose the identities of girls that I'd tried to hide.
He's obviously doing it to take a swipe at me but it's hugely disrespectful to the girls and also fellow board members too, who sadly get a watered down version of my diary, without some really key info. It's frustrating as I want to make my diary useful to people who might be reading, especially those who might be planning a trip themselves. This forum is supposed to be about sharing information, right?
For some reason every page on ISG has someone like ElMexicant, an expat who feels it's his duty to police the forum and tell everyone else what they're doing wrong.
A reminder, the reason ElMexicant has taken a dislike to me is that he accused me of overpaying when I paid 1500 on soi 6 and I dug out a post of his a few weeks earlier in which he'd paid 2000! Since then all he ever posts about is me. Nothing constructive or adding value to the board, just drama.
His latest 'gotcha' is calling me Owen in his posts because he wrongly thinks I'm a guy with a YouTube channel. It's yet another thing he's got wrong but it shows that he is perfectly willing to 'out' fellow board members and reveal their identities on a public forum, surely the biggest dick move you can do on a forum like this?
It's interesting though. I had NapaSlapper troll me in similar fashion on the Angeles page last year and he used the immortal line 'leave the fucking to the big boys' and now here ElMexicant is boasting that he is 'on an entirely different playing field'.
Why do these people think they're special? What is there to boast about?
They're paying girls to have sex with them, something literally anyone else on this forum can do.
Newton York
03-17-24, 11:19
Keep pumpin the money pump, Mr. York, and set up a good retirement savings that will keep you smiling in your golden years. That's what I did.I'm trying the Cups, every day at work it's a battle, but each day I get paid, it's another day closer to Bangkok. I aim low these days, not even years, I'd be happy with just a few months of debauchery in Thailand, and I'm out of there, David Carradine style! I'd party like it was the end of my life, which it kinda is anyway.
I definitely don't want to end up like them homeless foreign dudes that get stuck in Thailand with nothing, like these poor schmucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnR-CIG0k0Q
I choose to go in style, like David Carradine. Ha! It's weird though, reports like this about expat types that end up homeless in Thailand are few and far in between these days. Does that mean we've cleaned up our act, and are doing ok in Thailand? At this point, there's got to be plenty of homeless white guys in Thailand.
Newton York
03-17-24, 11:23
If you can't understand what's the problem, then figure it out I say.
Wonder who posted these pics of these girls he banged on ISG, but gets panties waded up when the other identify the girls as well?
And who is it again that goes around publicly filming bars, working girls, and customers for social media content like YouTube?
So what's this about respect, personal privacy, and exposure again? Ask your buddy Owen.
Learn what "entitlement" means, I say. Damn these male Karens popping up everywhere not understanding and pointing fingers.
Sounding silly, all these kettles calling pots stainless steel.Wait, you know who it is that uploads them youtube type videos? The guys living the dream. Got to be making 3 to 5 grand a month, easy. Granted there's a ton of youtube channels that show Bangkok nightlife, but that's the miracle of it all. Most of them all do pretty well view count wise. If you know who one of them dudes are, can you spill the beans? Message me or something, I want to ask the guy for some tips, advice, etc. How to get started. How to make all this happen, cause they've made it. Living the life, living the dream! We should all be so lucky.
Mr Enternational
03-17-24, 12:50
I choose to go in style, like David Carradine.Isn't he the one that hung himself while jacking off? Why would you want to go out like that? That is no kind of in style that I have ever heard of.
Expat American
03-17-24, 16:59
I do not write literotica like Sir Lancelot that so many of you fools are so impressed by. Most of it is so vague you can barely prove he was actually here. So many of you guys are wearing beer goggles over your rose tinted glasses. The worst part is you are blind also. I only post facts and information.
Short white guy. Clean cut. Wear shorts with collared shirts. Age low 50's. Last time here was 10 years ago. Been here now 16 days and ready to leave but will tough it out for the 2 months I originally planned but may have to spend time in Bangkok to finish my time.If you hate it there why would you still want to spend two months there? Thailand is a beautiful place. Why not take the time to travel? You could go to some islands, scuba dive (or learn to do so), Chang Mai, Bangkok etc. You can make quick side trips to Cambodia (Angkor is amazing) or a quick flight to numerous SEA countries. You have made the effort to allocate 2 months of time and flown across the world. I think even unlimited pussy is boring after a while. 2 months in Pattaya is too much.
Forty Drinks
03-17-24, 20:04
Isn't he the one that hung himself while jacking off? Why would you want to go out like that? That is no kind of in style that I have ever heard of.He is UnHonged that's why.
Isn't he the one that hung himself while jacking off? Why would you want to go out like that? That is no kind of in style that I have ever heard of.Like the man said, he aims low these days.
LoveItHere69
03-17-24, 21:34
If you hate it there why would you still want to spend two months there? Thailand is a beautiful place. Why not take the time to travel? You could go to some islands, scuba dive (or learn to do so), Chang Mai, Bangkok etc. You can make quick side trips to Cambodia (Angkor is amazing) or a quick flight to numerous SEA countries. You have made the effort to allocate 2 months of time and flown across the world. I think even unlimited pussy is boring after a while. 2 months in Pattaya is too much.I am spending 9-11 months in Asia. I may move on to the next country on my list of 4 countries soon. I was here 7 years ago for a month and 15 years prior for 3 weeks. Just want to exhaust all possibilities. Today a street girl complained I took too long again at the 10 minute mark. Hardly a LBFM! But I found another.
Oh, forgot. One of my dates I made on Fiwfan was 45 minutes away. Got there 15 minutes early and she supposedly went out.
I rarely talk to foreigners. But chatted with 2 thus far. Funny but one has experienced the exact same things as me. Both of us are in shock. He is pissed because all his friends (who have not been here in 15 years) told him he just had to come. He had the same experiences in his 3 days in Bangkok and 4 day in Chiang Mai.
You mind sharing which bar is that? Thanks.As a follow up in case anyone was curious I figured it out. That girl was from Omega bar and pretty sure she doesn't work there anymore. That picture is from January, not sure why the other dude stated like it was new.
LittleBigMan
03-18-24, 03:42
I'm trying the Cups, every day at work it's a battle, but each day I get paid, it's another day closer to Bangkok. I aim low these days, not even years, I'd be happy with just a few months of debauchery in Thailand, and I'm out of there, David Carradine style! I'd party like it was the end of my life, which it kinda is anyway.
I definitely don't want to end up like them homeless foreign dudes that get stuck in Thailand with nothing, like these poor schmucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnR-CIG0k0Q
I choose to go in style, like David Carradine. Ha! It's weird though, reports like this about expat types that end up homeless in Thailand are few and far in between these days. Does that mean we've cleaned up our act, and are doing ok in Thailand? At this point, there's got to be plenty of homeless white guys in Thailand.Like I said a few months ago, " you are a dreamer the grass is never greener it takes a lot of work to keep it green " I don't do this for everyone and I mean everyone if you shoot me a PM, give me some specifics like your age, pension amount, your health general, I might be able to give you a really good reality check as to what to expect living here of course I can only speak to Pattaya itself nowhere else!
I've seen and know lots of farang not many homeless as you state in Pattaya, they get by somehow even with very little. Sure having more is always better in my opinion!
Mr Enternational
03-18-24, 04:01
Like I said a few months ago, " you are a dreamer the grass is never greener it takes a lot of work to keep it green "Yep. Same shit different toilet. You are there and have gotten fed up with the bullshit there. Go somewhere else and you will eventually get fed up with the bullshit there. There is no Oz. When you are in a place only 1 week you may think it is Oz with the yellow brick road. But if you stay around any length of time you will see that the brick road is yellow only because of the amount of times it has been urinated on.
I've seen and know lots of farang not many homeless as you state in Pattaya, they get by somehow even with very little.In all these years I have seen only one foreigner that I suspect was homeless. He was going around eating the food that people had left on the altars.
Mr Enternational
03-18-24, 11:00
I ordered up a Thai Friendly chick last night at 7:30. When she got here I saw one of her feet was fucked up on some birth defect shit. I told her that we have to hurry because my wife finishes work at 9. She ran the fuck out of here so fast saying that I do not know Thai women and she did not want any problems. I told her there will be no problems because my wife likes ladies too. She left even faster then.
LittleBigMan
03-19-24, 03:09
Yep. Same shit different toilet. You are there and have gotten fed up with the bullshit there. Go somewhere else and you will eventually get fed up with the bullshit there. There is no Oz. When you are in a place only 1 week you may think it is Oz with the yellow brick road. But if you stay around any length of time you will see that the brick road is yellow only because of the amount of times it has been urinated on.
In all these years I have seen only one foreigner that I suspect was homeless. He was going around eating the food that people had left on the altars.True, some come for a week figure it out right away then you got those who come for years it is front and center still can't figure it out. If there are true homeless certainly this type of thinking will lead you in that direction.
Thais are a funny lot! I couldn't ever consider my wife joining in on a 3-some, opposite the number of ladies go-go, massages, GM, Freelancer that I see have on my list couldn't care less, their duty seem to say if she can't take care of you I will, the goal on surface is to take you away from your GF or wife.
Cleaning up my list, recently a few of my regulars don't respond the way they use to sense they know it isn't going to happen nor do I plan to take care of them #2, so the time they invested was a waste of their time although the fun and money was good. I had one from a top GoGo, stop going cause someone working Neighbor? snitch on me so I stop going! I saw her on the side ST, she asked me why I explained her response " What is wrong with it " after a year no head wave with me gone off the list.
Explorer8939
03-19-24, 04:30
Cleaning up my list, recently a few of my regulars don't respond the way they use to sense they know it isn't going to happen nor do I plan to take care of them #2, so the time they invested was a waste of their time although the fun and money was good. I had one from a top GoGo, stop going cause someone working Neighbor? snitch on me so I stop going! I saw her on the side ST, she asked me why I explained her response " What is wrong with it " after a year no head wave with me gone off the list.It's a little difficult to understand your point. I think what you are trying to say is if its obvious you are not going to sponsor a bargirl (or be her "boyfriend" she won't have a lot of interest in you.
Unfortunately, there are so many lonely guys sitting back home sending money for nothing to bargirls, that some bargirls really don't have to work.
LoveItHere69
03-19-24, 19:26
In all these years I have seen only one foreigner that I suspect was homeless. He was going around eating the food that people had left on the altars.I guess in all these years you do not pay attention to the world around you. I have not been here in 10 years. I have been here 20 days. The 5 days of my online attempts so I that would be 15 days visiting Beach Road. Oddly enough I found one already and seen him twice.
I reported a few days ago on a white guy going the dumpster on Beach Road. He pulled out a cucumber and checked it for soft spots. Nothing found or taken and he crosses the street near Soi 6 at 1:00 am.
Saw him today going through a blue dumpster at 8:30 pm at the other end of Beach Road near Ripley's. Nothing was found. Both times he found nothing. If he was looking for cans or bottles he would have found some and would be carrying a bag with them but both times no bag. Leads me to believe he is looking for food. White guy, white beard, glasses, same bright swimming shorts I saw last time.
LittleBigMan
03-20-24, 02:39
It's a little difficult to understand your point. I think what you are trying to say is if its obvious you are not going to sponsor a bargirl (or be her "boyfriend" she won't have a lot of interest in you.
Unfortunately, there are so many lonely guys sitting back home sending money for nothing to bargirls, that some bargirls really don't have to work.That's because you have a one track mind. Its in their culture they couldn't care less if they are 2,3,4, the goal is get what they need even if they have to take it from another Thai. There is no remorse once they get the answer and it doesn't benefit them it is bye bye.
Explorer8939
03-20-24, 02:44
Thats because you have a one track mind. Its in their culture they couldn't care less if they are 2,3,4, the goal is get what they need even if they have to take it from another Thai. There is no remorse once they get the answer and it doesn't benefit them it is bye bye.2, 3, or 4 what?
I'm still not getting your point.
LittleBigMan
03-20-24, 04:49
2, 3, or 4 what?
I'm still not getting your point.The point! Just not surprised at your question.
A Thai due to their upbringing is considered second, if not further down the chain 2,4, In Asian culture Man, is number one reason the culture although law against it the man can just walk away whenever he likes and return without any consequences. Women are so use to it so embedded that it is the norm if you were able to have such a conversation try to explain it they would stare you straight in the face give you a look what the hell are you talking about. Label it in one of the chapters " This is Thailand."
What you ask is what you've yourself been preaching for over 3 years! They can have a number of men string along Thais, Farang they will get what they can out of them when they feel they hold the cards if your suggested price doesn't fit they won't go with you. Logic as we know has no bearing when it comes to women here in general of cause.
Here is an example! I have know this super GoGo girl for a long time prior to Covid, during the last few years I've ran into her a number of times flirting because she knows a bit about my past at her former club. Been told by her so call working friends that I'm interested I also know from the same friend she has a stable of Thai Boyfriend. Finally, after a few years we hooked up at the ST room she rock my world even tells me no condom for you. The next day she Lines me can I borrow 3000 baht I give her a straight polite no she was TESTING! A week later I'm dumped from her Line!
Do I really need to go on? You get it! I admit the writing is bad and grammar but come on. To each his own but if you aren't going to take care of them they can be top of the ladder you don't kick out back of the line LOL.
Mr Enternational
03-20-24, 04:58
Thats because you have a one track mind. Its in their culture they couldn't care less if they are 2,3,4, the goal is get what they need even if they have to take it from another Thai. There is no remorse once they get the answer and it doesn't benefit them it is bye bye.They have a one track mind too. I am about fed up with the BS around here for now. Yesterday I agreed with a chick that I would come get her. I am on the way and tell her to send the location. She does not answer. After a while I say something else and she says I go to club with friends now. I did not respond. I just deleted the broad.
Now watch later today or tomorrow she sends a message asking if I want her to come over. And I will not even respond. Human nature has us foreigners trying to explain why would I want her to come after what she did the last time, but as you said there is no remorse, so not even worth trying to teach or explain. They could care less and are just out for what they need at the moment they need it.
LoveItHere69
03-20-24, 23:47
Foods News:
Walking Street becoming more and more watered down. Taco Bell should be open by the end of April across from McDonalds.
Indian food festival on Beach Road March 22-24. Good way to try little bits and pieces of Indian food for cheap to find out what you like and do not like.
LittleBigMan
03-22-24, 07:42
They have a one track mind too. I am about fed up with the BS around here for now. Yesterday I agreed with a chick that I would come get her. I am on the way and tell her to send the location. She does not answer. After a while I say something else and she says I go to club with friends now. I did not respond. I just deleted the broad.
Now watch later today or tomorrow she sends a message asking if I want her to come over. And I will not even respond. Human nature has us foreigners trying to explain why would I want her to come after what she did the last time, but as you said there is no remorse, so not even worth trying to teach or explain. They could care less and are just out for what they need at the moment they need it.Sadly, this is just the tip of the Iceberg, I've said it for a long time people don't want to hear or believe it some if not many don't have a clue and it is understandable why need I'm here for the pussy. But I can tell you debate it with anyone if I'm wrong I learn something but if I could didn't get jailed for it. I'll be on national T. V. Debating it with anyone anytime.
I've been told Pattaya, Bangkok, and a number of provinces who cater to mainly foreigners aren't part of Thailand. People can believe what they want about their education system college etc. Unless it is a top International school Thai have exposure to the West they all come from the same line of thinking. Wrong no! Anyone Thai who tells me they are going to a University I spend some time with them know it isn't a University per say! To go to a Thai University like Rangit, cost is 200,000 baht plus per year. Even if they can for what purpose unless you have connections you will never get a good paying job here in Thailand.
I recently debated an expat during the Super Bowl at a sports bar he disagree with me. By the end of conversation he had his head down like a Thai, I let him talk brought down his story gave him my reasons examples. It all started with him saying you are wrong my son makes over a 150,000 baht a month as a Civil Engineer.
As I noted time and time again our standard how we are raised, our basic thought common sense as we call it, manners, consideration this definition as we know doesn't exist here! Do I hate Thais been asked NO, I feel for them but they don't know the definition never been taught, and their culture their system it will continue like this because they don't want to hear it. Thailand is all they know point outside of the Asean countries they don't have a clue. God is punishing me I'm in hell cause I don't believe! All the things I dislike B.S. is rolled into one with my daughter in law and I mean ALL
the things is inside of her taught or not taught by her parents and their parents. You can't improve if there isn't any around to teach something new.
People talk about Bolt, I'll use that example aside from the price no one talks about safety they all come from the same school of driving there is no special training none.
Sure, things are more expensive, you got the internet, Youtube, but the factory of girls will continue their education system guarantees it maybe not the way it was in the old days but it will. I'm Knee deep each day over 15 years what you described I see and experience first hand in a million different ways.
How, I get by without arming myself walking into a government office, police station and taking everyone out! You reinvent yourself because I have to turn the be. S. Into a game so you can co-exist like the military during the war, anytime you can get R&R, head out after my pork chop and Ice cream dinner and get the best bang for the baht. While I going downtown I put aside the bad b. S. Get to work refueling for another day!
LoveItHere69
03-22-24, 13:51
Stupid me was thinking again and my common sense was wrong. On Beach Road two weeks ago there was a MUSIC festival with tons of food. Today starts an Indian FOOD festival with practically no food. There was 20 times more food at the music festival than this food festival. I ate somewhere else. It was so small they should just cancel it next year. I assumed a Indian FOOD festival would have lots of food, especially since there are millions of Indian restaurants everywhere.
Does Patts stay pretty active in late May to June? I've never been so far off of the usual season but I need to burn some of my year's PTO and figured I'd ask.
Explorer8939
03-23-24, 00:13
I visited Maggie Mays on Soi Chaiyapoon yesterday, some new talent there now. Unfortunately, I brought my own lady, so no opportunity to sample the wares.
Mr Enternational
03-23-24, 01:36
Unless it is a top International school Thai have exposure to the West they all come from the same line of thinking.I went to exchange money yesterday morning and there was a late 40's early 50's Thai lady in front of me. I used to date the manager at the exchange place many years ago but she was not there at the moment. The lady who was there was not being much help to the lady in front of me, so she let me go in front of her. The lady said she was trying to change her money to Euro. She showed me the bank app in her phone where she had 350,000 baht. (Yeah do not think it is the 20 year old slim chick in a gogo that is making all the money around here.).
She wanted to transfer the baht from her bank to the exchange place. I was thinking that she was getting ready to travel or something. But she explained to me how she had lost money before and did not want it to happen again. I was thinking that some of her money went missing from the bank.
But no. For some reason she is comparing her Thai Baht to Euro thinking she is losing money when the Euro goes up against the baht. It was weird. Lady you are in Thailand using Thai baht. The euro has shit to do with anything that you do in life. I do not think she would even get the message if she changed all her money to euro and the euro happened to go down against the baht effectively leaving her with less baht. She just sees the euro as better for some reason.
I have a friend in Brazil that has the same type of thinking. She swears that if she was able earn money in dollars then she would have more Brazilian reais. No matter how much I try to explain to her that it is not important the type of currency you have, but the amount of said curremcy is the important thing, she holds even tighter to her belief. She seems to think one currency is magical and makes you rich over the other. Like I can just take my dollars and change them over and be able to buy up all of Brazil.
The manager showed up to the exchange place and went over with the lady how they can do her transaction. Before I left, I told the lady that she was doing much better than me, and showed her the 16 baht that I have left in my account. Damn Lazada!
Mr Enternational
03-23-24, 06:12
Drove through Soi 13/4 yesterday. I saw a new sign literally going up at the old Penthouse Hotel. I stopped and talked to a gentleman there. He said it would be opening up on 5 April and there will be a gogo attached. He told me to come by for the opening celebration. He said you can make hotel reservations at the website penthousepattaya.
Mr Enternational
03-23-24, 06:21
Business as usual. I told her that she can not have another man because she lives with me from now on. She said you pay me? I said no, you stay here for love. She said I can not eat love. I said okay I give you food too.
BroComplex
03-23-24, 12:50
Does Patts stay pretty active in late May to June? I've never been so far off of the usual season but I need to burn some of my year's PTO and figured I'd ask.In my opinion don't do it. The weather will be extremely hot day and night. You will have the sex, eat the food and smoke the cannabis but you will be miserable the whole time. Aside from that the whole scene has just changed a lot. It's not worse, not better just different. Other than expats the majority of the customers are not mongers anymore it's families. White women hanging out on soi 6, babies all over the walking street. Places like ibar has 3 times as many men than women. What's available is not young or attractive unless you go to soi 6 or the walking street bars and still those kinda girls strongly favor the Asians. God forbid you an Indian, half the bars won't let you in, most the girls don't want anything to do with you.
This will be probably be my last visit to pattaya in a while. After a few days here I had enough sex with mediocre women, poisoned my liver with cheap alcohol and ate enough Thai food to make the thought of eating another pad Thai makes me sick. Instead of waiting on my TF short time which is late 30 minutes and keep texting me she's coming I rather be in Egypt to see the pyramids or in Greece to see the acropolis, a cooking class in Italy or a safari in Africa. Those the kind of things that creates memories not drinking cheap beers and banging hookers.
So yeah to answer your question pattaya never stops but the reason less people go during the summer is because the weather is very hot.
Does Patts stay pretty active in late May to June? I've never been so far off of the usual season but I need to burn some of my year's PTO and figured I'd ask.My advice would be "go for it". The weather will not be much hotter than it was in March and April already. Pick a hotel with a good (wide and deep) pool.
This will be the time girls have a shortage of customers. Many TF girls who have been very busy since November will be available.
The months to better not be in Pattaya are November-December-January-February-March.
The months to better not be in Pattaya are November-December-January-February-March.Absolutely agree. I've lived here almost forever and my favorite time is early rainy season, June-Aug or so. Late rainy season, Sept-early Oct. , is nice too, provided you're in no hurry to get anywhere if it floods. Nobody likes the hot season but you learn strategies for dealing with it, and the girls are grateful. Cool season is for tourists -- go somewhere like Laos!
Just a friendly reminder. Don't forget to wear protection! It might be fun jumping from one chick to the next, smashing everyone left and right, but yes weiner spooge is real and your PP will be BRICKED for the next week or so. If it happened to me, it can happens to you.
(yes, I got gonorrhea from Pattaya after going bareback with a few chicks. I believe 3 was the number).
No, it's not fun squeezing your weiner and seeing gross darky spooge come out! So slap that monkey tire on (and keep it there, too).
Mr Enternational
03-24-24, 04:59
(yes, I got gonorrhea from Pattaya after going bareback with a few chicks. I believe 3 was the number).Where did you get the chicks? Was it the dirty beach road chicks or the clean agogo chicks?
Explorer8939
03-24-24, 16:00
Where did you get the chicks? Was it the dirty beach road chicks or the clean agogo chicks?Gogo girls are just as likely to infect you as any other lady in Pattaya.
Ulalaulala123
03-24-24, 18:15
Had a nice session in sabai dee today. While leaving decided to check out the food stalls in central marina just in front of sabai dee.
Couldn't help but notice so less number of customers compared to the food stalls. Just wondering what they do if their stock doesn't get sold? Keep trying to sell everyday till it rots?
Forty Drinks
03-24-24, 20:31
Where did you get the chicks? Was it the dirty beach road chicks or the clean agogo chicks?With all the members claiming Bareback is easy I'm nit Surprised.
Agogo girls look just like Beach Road girls more often than not.
Forty Drinks
03-24-24, 20:32
Don't be Soft. Weather should be number 77 on reasons not to come to Thailand.
Forty Drinks
03-24-24, 20:33
P.S. If you buying house in issarn for doi6 girl then yes Floodung become an issue.
Just a friendly reminder. Don't forget to wear protection! It might be fun jumping from one chick to the next, smashing everyone left and right, but yes weiner spooge is real and your PP will be BRICKED for the next week or so. If it happened to me, it can happens to you.
(yes, I got gonorrhea from Pattaya after going bareback with a few chicks. I believe 3 was the number).
No, it's not fun squeezing your weiner and seeing gross darky spooge come out! So slap that monkey tire on (and keep it there, too).You are a very rare poster - an honest barebacker.
LittleBigMan
03-25-24, 05:09
I went to exchange money yesterday morning and there was a late 40's early 50's Thai lady in front of me. I used to date the manager at the exchange place many years ago but she was not there at the moment. The lady who was there was not being much help to the lady in front of me, so she let me go in front of her. The lady said she was trying to change her money to Euro. She showed me the bank app in her phone where she had 350,000 baht. (Yeah do not think it is the 20 year old slim chick in a gogo that is making all the money around here.).
She wanted to transfer the baht from her bank to the exchange place. I was thinking that she was getting ready to travel or something. But she explained to me how she had lost money before and did not want it to happen again. I was thinking that some of her money went missing from the bank.
But no. For some reason she is comparing her Thai Baht to Euro thinking she is losing money when the Euro goes up against the baht. It was weird. Lady you are in Thailand using Thai baht. The euro has shit to do with anything that you do in life. I do not think she would even get the message if she changed all her money to euro and the euro happened to go down against the baht effectively leaving her with less baht. She just sees the euro as better for some reason.You should have turned her on to WISE!
Government schools you have to wonder what they teach them. My useless daughter in law has a Thai Master degree in Accounting yet recently she couldn't even add up in her head 69-31 without a calculator.
Surprise! Remember the place prior to them leaving looking for a new space. As much as they were selling at the hole in the wall near corner of Soi 21, and Buakhao both had very limited English, I tried to help them out finding out the rent they were paying. They show me a new picture of the new location it was all the way up Sukhumvit, just after Makro, prior to Lotus. Then she was happy said the rent was dirt cheap.
The flyer indicated it was on Sukhumvit 44/44, there is no such SOI, 44, was all the way North, near the boxing ring prior to Covid the large Muag Thai boxing ring before Pattaya Klang. Not wanting to question them and lost of face I thought you got to be kidding, you are leaving Baukhao going where, I felt even if they paid more in the same area could keep the base of customer I had a few suggestion for them.
Sat. My brother wanted to know the new location so I said you buy I fly. The time was like 5 pm when we pulled up. She was happy to see me I asked her Sabai Dee hows business I thought she was going to cry! A sign even that early she could only muster up two large orders of ribs I don't see them being there long cheap rent or not, unless you know of them cars are flying by at 100 KM / H.
This is pretty much Business and common sense 101 here in Thailand.
Mr Enternational
03-25-24, 07:10
Surprise! Remember the place prior to them leaving looking for a new space. As much as they were selling at the hole in the wall near corner of Soi 21, and Buakhao both had very limited English, I tried to help them out finding out the rent they were paying. They show me a new picture of the new location it was all the way up Sukhumvit, just after Makro, prior to Lotus. Then she was happy said the rent was dirt cheap.
Not wanting to question them and lost of face I thought you got to be kidding, you are leaving Baukhao going where, I felt even if they paid more in the same area could keep the base of customer I had a few suggestion for them.LOL. I was going to hit you up about that. There is building going on in the old spot on Buakhao but it is taking forever. So I decide to look on google maps for Surprise and was definitely "surprised" to see it had moved up Sukhumvit. The place is a chore to get to now (15 minutes from me). I do not think I will be going.
One thing I have definitely learned being here all these years is that Thais don't understand real estate / business 101. Location, location, location. I have known some Thais to open their businesses in the most obscure locations where it will never see any traffic. Surprise's new location will see plenty of traffic. Unfortunately the traffic will be passing it going 80 kph towards the direction of Bangkok. The joke is on them. Really dumb business move.
Just a friendly reminder. Don't forget to wear protection! It might be fun jumping from one chick to the next, smashing everyone left and right, but yes weiner spooge is real and your PP will be BRICKED for the next week or so. If it happened to me, it can happens to you.
(yes, I got gonorrhea from Pattaya after going bareback with a few chicks. I believe 3 was the number).
No, it's not fun squeezing your weiner and seeing gross darky spooge come out! So slap that monkey tire on (and keep it there, too).Gonorrhea
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/stds-hiv-safer-sex/gonorrhea#text=Yes%2 see%20 there's%20 such%20 a%20 thing, that%20 doesn't%20 go%20 away.
People usually get gonorrhea from having unprotected sex with someone who has the infection. Gonorrhea is spread when semen (cum), pre-cum, and vaginal fluids get on or inside your genitals, anus, or mouth. Gonorrhea can be passed even if the penis doesnt go all the way in the vagina or anus.
The main ways people get gonorrhea are from having vaginal sex, anal sex, or oral sex. You can also get gonorrhea by touching your eye if you have infected fluids on your hand. Gonorrhea can also be spread to a baby during birth if the mother has it.More friendly reminders not to accept a BBBJ, engage in DATY without placing a dental dam (small plastic sheet) between your mouth and her vagina or touch your eye or your mouth after touching the vagina or mouth of your partner.
I assume you did not carelessly engage in any of those activities but only inserted your penis into. 3 girls' vaginas without a condom, even if not all the way in, as was the limit of your reminder here, right?
Ulalaulala123
03-25-24, 10:36
What's the modus operandi for TF. I updated my headline as "looking for short time 1500 baht" as suggested by one monger here. Lots of chicks showing interest but only few are good looking and they are not replying to messages. Only average lookers are messaging.
Even upgraded to premium to chat with the "popular" profiles but they are also not viewing messages!
Mr Enternational
03-25-24, 12:34
What's the modus operandi for TF. I updated my headline as "looking for short time 1500 baht" as suggested by one monger here. Lots of chicks showing interest but only few are good looking and they are not replying to messages. Only average lookers are messaging.
Even upgraded to premium to chat with the "popular" profiles but they are also not viewing messages!First off, popular profiles is a scam. They do that to get you to pay. Still well worth paying for me living here. I get a yearly subscription.
Second, it does not matter what you write because nobody reads profiles. Just like most things in life it is a numbers game. I have said many times and shown many examples here how messing with these women is like herding cats.
You just have to roll with the box of chocolates theory. You never know what you are going to get. And in the case of TF you never know when you are going to get it.
The other day I met a new girlfriend (no money required) on TF. She works at a massage shop. I invited her to see that new Korean flick Exhuma that I planned on seeing. Movie started at 1230 the next day. I hit her up at 10:30 asking if she was getting ready. No answer. I called no answer. 12 pm I did the same. 12:15 she called me back saying she just woke up and had to get in the shower. We arrived at the movie at 12:40. It was her first time ever in life going to see a movie by the way. She said she probably would have never showed up (due to being scared), but I mentioned going to a movie and it piqued her interest.
During the movie she kept saying how hungry she was. I gave her money to go get popcorn. That was not enough. Eventually she had to leave to go get food. She came back just as the credits started rolling.
We went to my room after the movie and she tried to tear my clothes off. Later that evening we went to eat at Theprassit market before going back to my place. She cuddled on me the entire night and I woke up in the morning to my dick in her mouth.
Thai Friendly is like fishing dude. You can have one on the hook and think you are reeling it in, just for it to jump off the line for no apparent reason. Then all of a sudden you can get a big catch when you are not expecting it. So do not get yourself set on one particular chick. I have deleted (on Line) way more than I have met over the years. I have not met chicks until years after our initial TF contact. That is how it was with the hair stylist in Bangkok that I travel with now. Met her on TF during covid and for some reason she would never come to Pattaya. Finally came 1 year ago after so much teeth pulling. Now she can not get enough of me. Numbers game.
What's the modus operandi for TF. I updated my headline as "looking for short time 1500 baht" as suggested by one monger here. Lots of chicks showing interest but only few are good looking and they are not replying to messages. Only average lookers are messaging.
Even upgraded to premium to chat with the "popular" profiles but they are also not viewing messages!Popular profiles are often little short of being scams. I'm sure some are ghost profiles (men hiding behind girls' pics?).
Look at the TF girl below. I had that girl coming to my room once. She was ten years older that her pic. She is regularly "popular" on TF with the very same picture. I'm sure she has zero repeat clients.
Another one who often makes it into the popular chart is one that goes by the name Kaewkiss (you can look her up). She went as far as giving me her Line once but then all I could get from her on Line were some "hi's" and "hello's". I'm sure if I'd got her to agree to meet me she would have stood me up.
I no longer pay any attention to "popular" profiles on TF. To me they've become a no-no.
As to getting messages only from non-lookers, join the club. Note that if and whenever you manage to get a decent-looking one to reply, getting her to ACTUALLY come instead of wasting your time is anything but guaranteed.
What's the modus operandi for TF. I updated my headline as "looking for short time 1500 baht" as suggested by one monger here. Lots of chicks showing interest but only few are good looking and they are not replying to messages. Only average lookers are messaging.
Even upgraded to premium to chat with the "popular" profiles but they are also not viewing messages!Change your headline to "In Pattaya now". Works for me anyway. I get more messages since I put this in my headline, when I'm there.
The reason is that the girls get many messages from men that don't have boots on the ground (yet).
And yes, average and below average lookers are messaging the most. But every now and then (and sometimes even quite often, it's very unpredictable) I get a message or a like from an above average girl, and that makes it all worthwhile.
Ulalaulala123
03-25-24, 19:04
Thanks for the replies and advice. Unfortunately today was not my day. Initially I was thanking my lucky stars that a young 21 yr good looking chick is finally coming to meet. She was not budging from 2000 baht so I agreed. But alas, my excitement was soon going to turn into a big disappointment.
1st red flag was she bypassed reception. I had asked her to come to lobby and message me but she directly went to elevator and asked for my floor and room number. I thought she might have submitted her ID and then came up. I realised what she did when there was no call from reception after she left.
2nd red flag. The moment she entered the room she had a mood off face. So much that I asked her if she is tired or drunk but she replied in negative. When I tried to kiss she was pushing me away saying my beard hurts her. Tried to kiss boobs, got same response. Started with boom boom but within 3 minutes says you are hurting me I won't continue. Left for shower, came back and started wearing clothes. I told her atleast finish with hand, she looked at me with a very angry look. To be honest throughout her short stay she did not smile even once and kept murmuring things in Thai. I thought better not to escalate the situation and handed over the agreed 2000 baht which she gladly accepted.
While leaving she says good bye with a smile. I said I am not happy she didn't even acknowledge it, just opened the door and left. Wow, just wow!
Sometimes I wonder maybe it's better that such rotten girls don't agree to meet us!
Ulalaulala123
03-26-24, 02:08
Forgot to mention, she also took photos of the hotel, the lift and even my room number and shared with me saying she wanted to confirm. Definitely she had some plans, just in case I refused to pay the agreed amount!
Thanks for the replies and advice. Unfortunately today was not my day. Initially I was thanking my lucky stars that a young 21 yr good looking chick is finally coming to meet. She was not budging from 2000 baht so I agreed. But alas, my excitement was soon going to turn into a big disappointment.
1st red flag was she bypassed reception. I had asked her to come to lobby and message me but she directly went to elevator and asked for my floor and room number. I thought she might have submitted her ID and then came up. I realised what she did when there was no call from reception after she left.
2nd red flag. The moment she entered the room she had a mood off face. So much that I asked her if she is tired or drunk but she replied in negative. When I tried to kiss she was pushing me away saying my beard hurts her. Tried to kiss boobs, got same response. Started with boom boom but within 3 minutes says you are hurting me I won't continue. Left for shower, came back and started wearing clothes. I told her atleast finish with hand, she looked at me with a very angry look. To be honest throughout her short stay she did not smile even once and kept murmuring things in Thai. I thought better not to escalate the situation and handed over the agreed 2000 baht which she gladly accepted.
While leaving she says good bye with a smile. I said I am not happy she didn't even acknowledge it, just opened the door and left. Wow, just wow!
Sometimes I wonder maybe it's better that such rotten girls don't agree to meet us!
Mr Enternational
03-26-24, 03:08
Forgot to mention, she also took photos of the hotel, the lift and even my room number and shared with me saying she wanted to confirm. Definitely she had some plans, just in case I refused to pay the agreed amount!LOL. No. They do that to make sure they are in the right place, not for some ulterior motive. How did she know your room number? When chicks come to my apartment they always ask for the room number. I tell them I have to open the door anyway so just send me a message when they are downstairs.
I have never understood why people say you get what you pay for. 2000 baht short time and had a shitty time. I have never even paid 2000 for long time and 99% have a great time. Before I agreed to 2000 short time for a chick I have never laid eyes on, I would be on Soi 6 or at one these gentleman's clubs / BJ bars for the 1000 to 1400. In my opinion it is less money for more fun. But then again I make my own fun so it does not matted where I am.
While leaving she says good bye with a smile. I said I am not happy she didn't even acknowledge it, just opened the door and left. Wow, just wow!Maybe you missed my post about the importance of a foreigner and what he thinks come right after the importance of the fleas on their dog. No need in wasting your breath saying you were not happy. But I guess you saw that first hand.
Thanks for the replies and advice. Unfortunately today was not my day. Initially I was thanking my lucky stars that a young 21 yr good looking chick is finally coming to meet. She was not budging from 2000 baht so I agreed. But alas, my excitement was soon going to turn into a big disappointment.
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Sometimes I wonder maybe it's better that such rotten girls don't agree to meet us!You may want to block her in TF. When you do so TF will ask you why you block her. Just write something like "horrible experience". This may contribute to weeding out the rotten apples.
Mr Enternational
03-26-24, 03:55
You may want to block her in TF. When you do so TF will ask you why you block her. Just write something like "horrible experience". This may contribute to weeding out the rotten apples.Why? Just because his experience with her was horrible, does not mean someone else's experience with her was not great. No need for spite. YMMV.
Sir Lancelot
03-26-24, 07:05
Buses now depart from outside SM Mall in Angeles and go directly to the airport using Manila's excellent expressway. My bus departed at 9. 30 am and pulled up infront of Terminal 1 at 11.20 am, less than two hours later (and that included a ten minute drop-off at Terminal 3). It cost 410 pesos and I would highly recommend it. Buses depart at half past the hour from from 2. 30 am to 10.30 pm.
The ride gave me a good opportunity to reflect on my time in Angeles. I enjoyed visiting a year ago but now more bars are open and there are lots more girls. I barfined some absolute gems, some of the best girls I've been with in Philippines. The girls from Genesis, Dollhouse and Avalon were spectacular. Perimeter Road is opening up again and there is a reasonable freelance scene too. The place is on an upwards trajectory. Whenever people use a word to describe Angeles the only adjective they seem to be able to find is 'shithole'. It isn't that bad. The place doesn't have much ambiance and there's little to do apart from girlie action but if you pick a nice hotel, you can have a great time in Angeles. It's a sweet shop.
My flight took three hours and included possibly the worst turbulence I've ever encountered as we approached Bangkok. At first people ignored it but then it got worse and there was nervous laughter, then the plane started being buffeted all over the place and my empty cup was thrown from my table. I was pleased to reach terra firma and the immigration queue at Suvanarbhumi was surprisingly small. I got a yellow taxi outside to take me to Pattaya.
Once again I'm staying at Vogue Hotel. The location is great, just off soi Lengkee, the rooms are spacious and clean and they always seem to have good deals on Agoda. My room is costing about 800 baht a night.
The time was 7. 40 pm and ordinarily I'd have been keen to bounce straight back out but I'd been feeling ropy all day and as the day progressed felt progressively worse. I've been feeling run down the past few days, going out every night for three weeks drinking alcohol has caught up with me. I've also got an annoying cough due to all of the cigarette smoke in bars. I went to a local pharmacy and bought some medicine and decided to take the evening off.
Next day I still felt rough. I've noticed I often pick things up in Philippines. I spent a lazy afternoon reading and watching YouTube on my phone but as it started to get dark outside I began to feel considerably better. My cough was gone, largely thanks to the honey and lemon ice tea I bought from a 7 Eleven. I felt fit enough to find a girl.
However, I had to be sensible. Visiting smoky bars would almost certainly set my chest off again and I didn't want to consume any alcohol for the same reason.
For a brief period I thought I'd lined up a Tinder meet, a curvy black girl with outrageously large blowjob lips, but she quoted 3000 short-time, aka gogo prices! My top level for freelancers is 1500, which is what I paid for the tall Nigerian I met earlier in the trip, who was easily on par. She came down to 2000 but wouldn't go any lower.
There was only one thing for it, a trip to soi Honey. Although I've taken two nice girls from this street earlier on the trip, I've probably walked up the street 10 further times and been underwhelmed. On those occasions it didn't matter as I had plenty of other options, like soi 6 for example, but tonight I didn't have the luxury of a backup plan. It was soi Honey or nothing.
A cluster of eager girls were sat outside Paradise and Up to You next door. I continued walking and saw girls sat outside Runway and Pink Lady. These are essentially soi 6 bars on soi Honey, with short-time rooms upstairs. One girl made me hesitate. She was youngish and a definite contender. I wasn't in the hunt for perfection tonight, I just wanted a quick fuck with a reasonably pretty girl. And that's exactly what I found a little further up the road, a curvy Lao girl with a nice smile. The cost was 1300 all-in.
There was no pretense at a massage. She rubbed oil on my chest and immediately began stroking Lancelot junior. She gave an excellent blow-job and then we had sex in a few positions, always awkward on a hard single bed. So much so I took the condom off and she finished me off with an excellent handjob.
Not only was it an enjoyable quickie, I felt absolutely fine throughout. If this was a fitness test, I'd passed with flying colours.
I've got eight more nights in Pattaya before I fly home to England.
Was in Pattaya a few weeks ago. Been many many times already so it was far from my first rodeo.
As usual I started my afternoons at soi6 for some drinks and a shorttime before moving on to Treetown or LK Metro area for the 2nd pump of the day.
As many will be able to attest and at the expense of sounding like a doomsday priest, Pattaya keeps getting shittier from year to year (which is why I am looking into Colombia recently, any tips welcome via DM). Still the top destination in my book simply for the sheer quantity of pussy getting thrown at you but social media and onlyfans have heavily affected the upper class market (top tier girls between 18-22).
Those specific girls on thaifriendly and tinder have become considerably more flaky in recent years because they get spammed offers all day long.
Now that is not to say that there are no girls. Pattaya is still FULL of reasonably priced pussy ranging from 1500ST to 3000ST but as someone that has been coming since 2012 the decline in quality paired with increase in girl attitude and pricing is very very noticable.
When I visited in 2012 I was a super noob. Did not know anything about mongering and would just accept any price. But back then I paid like 2 k for a full day with a 19 year old that I pounded like 4 times a day.
Things have changed indeed.
BroComplex
03-26-24, 12:23
Was in Pattaya a few weeks ago. Been many many times already so it was far from my first rodeo.
As usual I started my afternoons at soi6 for some drinks and a shorttime before moving on to Treetown or LK Metro area for the 2nd pump of the day.
As many will be able to attest and at the expense of sounding like a doomsday priest, Pattaya keeps getting shittier from year to year (which is why I am looking into Colombia recently, any tips welcome via DM). Still the top destination in my book simply for the sheer quantity of pussy getting thrown at you but social media and onlyfans have heavily affected the upper class market (top tier girls between 18-22).
Those specific girls on thaifriendly and tinder have become considerably more flaky in recent years because they get spammed offers all day long.
Now that is not to say that there are no girls. Pattaya is still FULL of reasonably priced pussy ranging from 1500ST to 3000ST but as someone that has been coming since 2012 the decline in quality paired with increase in girl attitude and pricing is very very noticable.
When I visited in 2012 I was a super noob. Did not know anything about mongering and would just accept any price. But back then I paid like 2 k for a full day with a 19 year old that I pounded like 4 times a day.
Things have changed indeed.Bro that's exactly what I've been saying. If you like older women like 30+ Thailand is a heaven. I'm talking you going to have to fight the women off you with a broomstick. You going to have all the ST, LT and even LLT you want any time you want at very low prices. But if your goal is cute 18-25 years old girls then forget about it. You going to struggle between the high demand and low supply. The best you could hope for is a 2000 baht short time where you cum and they leave. Long gone the days of LLT with attractive women.
If your goal is LLT girlfriend experience with a young attractive girl the Philippines is the way to go.
Bro that's exactly what I've been saying. If you like older women like 30+ Thailand is a heaven. I'm talking you going to have to fight the women off you with a broomstick. You going to have all the ST, LT and even LLT you want any time you want at very low prices. But if your goal is cute 18-25 years old girls then forget about it. You going to struggle between the high demand and low supply. The best you could hope for is a 2000 baht short time where you cum and they leave. Long gone the days of LLT with attractive women.
If your goal is LLT girlfriend experience with a young attractive girl the Philippines is the way to go.I wouldn't say "struggle", still plenty of decent looking 18-24 year olds out there in Pattaya but. There is a downwards trend for sure I fully agree with you there. So if you are into fresh pussy it did definitely get a bit more difficult over the years. And with how supply and demand works its not going to get better again, unless there is like a 2nd pandemic that shuts the country down for 2 years.
But even then. Girls are alot more comfortable with Tiktok, IG and Onlyfans (and selling nudes for good cash) than just 2-3 years ago.
Onlyfans is the fking bane of mens existence but people are too dopamine addicted to realize it.
Jimmy Boy 99
03-27-24, 03:51
Why? Just because his experience with her was horrible, does not mean someone else's experience with her was not great. No need for spite. YMMV.Really? You don't think she is pulling this kind of shit on other clients? You wouldn't want to know she does this kind of shit so you can avoid it?
Explorer8939
03-27-24, 04:04
Really? You don't think she is pulling this kind of shit on other clients? You wouldn't want to know she does this kind of shit so you can avoid it?The moral of the story is that online ladies are riskier than bargirls.
I do know online ladies who are excellent fucks, but they are rare. Bargirls worry about repeat business, and look for sponsors. Not so much TF ladies.
Sir Lancelot
03-27-24, 05:55
The weather was clammy and grey as I walked along soi Buakhao for breakfast. Midway through my eggs and bacon it began raining heavily and didn't stop for a few hours. Stranded at Sports Lounge, I ordered a second cup of tea, waiting for a break.
As I was sipping my third cuppa, I pondered setting up some afternoon action. My Line is full of contacts of girls I've already been with but there are also a few fresh leads, girls I met in bars earlier in the trip and grabbed their Line. At that exact moment my phone pinged. Lo and behold it was a message from a girl I'd just been about to message, a spinner from one of the bars at Myth.
'What are you doing?' her message said, Line speak for fancy doing something together.
I asked her if she'd like to meet before she started work at 3 pm and she agreed, but not today as it was raining. She quoted 2500 but accepted 1500.
I also received a dreaded message from one of my regular Pattaya girls, asking for 2000 baht as she's ran out of money. 'You too clever to run out of money' I responded to which she replied she needed it to help fix her mum's roof. I've been with the girl a number of times over the years and I'm always happy to buy drinks for her too, but sadly it seems we've now reached the point where she wants me to be her ATM. 'I only ask 2000' she continued but it would be more next time. I refused, so I suspect I won't hear from her again.
The rain had subsided to merely a faint drizzle, so I decided to walk back to my hotel. On a spur of moment I turned down soi Honey, curious what it would be like at 1 pm. At one of the first massage shops there was a cougar with big fake tits. Normally I like to go for small, cute girls but I suddenly had the urge to aim for the other end of the spectrum. She had a sexy, slutty look about her. If BBC made a sleazy drama set in 1960's Bangkok and needed an actress to play a hooker, this is the girl.
'1200, massage and sex' she said, tits fighting to get out of the tight top she was wearing.
She led me upstairs to a small curtained cubicle and gave me a really excellent oil massage, as slap-slap-slap noises came from the next cubicle. When we got down to our own naughty business she illustrated why sometimes it's good to go with a girl with experience. She gave a really good blowjob and then rode me expertly, with the perfect amount of bounce, rhythm and hip action. I fucked her hard in doggy, showing my competitive side by making our SLAP-SLAP-SLAP noises louder than those we heard minutes earlier. She finished me with a magical double fisted handjob. She put oil on my dick and firmly used both hands, then when she saw I was about to cum used one of her hands to do a twisting motion over my bell-end, resulting in one of the most intense climaxes I've ever had.
'Good boy' she said as she mopped up the mess she'd made.
The top of soi Lengkee was flooded after the heavy downpour earlier. I decided to go to Pra Ni Ta for a foot massage. It cost 200 pesos. My advice, if you go for a naughty massage pick the sexiest girl you see, if you go for a legitimate massage pick the oldest lady. She'll know all the tricks.
My chest was okay at breakfast and during the two massages, but I still didn't feel ready for a bar crawl yet. My plan in the evening was to grab another quickie, either on soi Pothole, soi Honey or soi 6.
I headed out at 7. 30 pm and saw some nice girls on soi Pothole but they were outside bars like Inferno, and I didn't really want to step into smoky bars. After the downpour earlier the street's potholes were filled with water, making it like a game of Frogger navigating my way up the street.
Another massage on soi Honey sounded appealing but I didn't see a girl to tempt me. At one of the bars though I saw a cute girl wearing a pretty floral dress. I asked her if she'd like a drink and I've never seen such an excited reaction to be picked. She couldn't stop giggling to herself.
We clicked so I enquired about the prices. The room upstairs cost 500 and she quoted 2000 for short-time. You know there are problems when a girl on soi Honey charges 2 k! When she saw my raised eyebrows she said 'I young girl' but she wouldn't budge from her initial quote. A guy started smoking on the table next to me so I paid my cup and left.
I ended up taking the baht bus to soi 6 and it was 8. 10 pm when I stepped on to the hallowed tarmac. I love this street.
It was very busy. I spotted a tall, skinny girl at 3 Angels, a cutie outside Playpen and Wrath near the bottom always seems a good bet for a pretty selection. I backtracked to Playpen, intending to buy a drink for a cutie I'd seen, but literally two seconds before I got to her an elderly gent pulled her inside.
I saw a gorgeous girl in one of the popular bars about halfway up. She had a stellar body with long legs and a pert little bum, as well a fashionable cropped haircut. She was a pretty thing so I bought her a drink but when I enquired about prices she said 2500 and wouldn't budge from that hefty amount. Realistically she was a 1500 girl so I passed.
These girls work ten hour shifts and the popular ones must have a maximum number of fucks per night they're willing to have. Two or three max? So I reckon the pretty girls will quote silly prices if they've recently had a customer.
As seems to be the trend in some of these bars, the Manager, a British guy, walked over and shook my hand as the girl squared my bill at the bar. 'What are your plans for tonight pal?' he asked. I told him I'd hoped to take the girl upstairs but she quoted 2500. Telling him will make little difference but at least I'd registered my disapproval.
There was a nice looking girl with a very unusual appearance outside Foxy Bar but just as I was about to speak to her, she jumped on to a bike with another girl and cycled away, presumably to get some food! My timing was off tonight.
But then my luck changed in dramatic fashion when I saw one of the best looking girls I can ever recall seeing on soi 6.
Sadly I cannot name the bar due to ElMexicant's trolling but it wasn't one of the popular bars, it was one of the more modest ones, proving that gems can be found anywhere if you are patient and eagle-eyed.
She was tall and skinny and had a mesmeric face, like a model. When I approached her and said Hi she did a shocked double-take and burst out laughing. What a girl. She had a Natalie Portman smile, braces on her teeth and a really fun personality. She was 21 and from Bangkok. As we were chatting I can remember thinking there was no way on earth this girl would name a price lower than 2000 and that's exactly what she asked for, eventually settling on 1500. I was relieved, I didn't want to let her slip thought my fingers.
She took her shoes off and placed them on the big rack of shoes at the foot of the staircase and led me up to a modest room, stifling hot. We both showered and wow, when she lay next to me I thought I was in heaven. She didn't just have a perfect face, she had a perfect body too, slim with nice fuller boobs and nipples begging to be sucked.
Initially it seemed the sex might be hard work as she was quite shy. She didn't like her nipples being sucked and when I tried to finger her she closed her legs. I asked for a blowjob and she said 'can do, only quick okay?' It did the trick and got me rock hard and soon I was sliding in to her tight pussy. We had sex in numerous positions but soon I was pouring with sweat as the room was hot, so I lay back and asked her to ride me. She laughed like it was the craziest suggestion in the world but then shyly gave it a go, wiggling her hips in an inexperienced manner on mine. I felt the luckiest guy in the world looking up at her pretty face and squeezing her tits as she began to gain more confidence, rocking her hips faster and biting her bottom lip.
I've met some great girls on this trip both in Thailand and Philippines, but this girl was the creme de la creme.
It proves yet again that gems can be found anywhere in Pattaya. No doubt someone will leave a scornful response because of a YouTube video he saw, but from my boots-on-the-ground experience, soi 6 delivers time and time again.
Explorer8939
03-27-24, 06:08
Too bad about the lady who asked for 2,000 baht to fix her mom's roof. More likely, she has a gambling problem, it's very common in Pattaya and elsewhere. So, she might be back to earn some cash from you.
Many decent-looking girls no longer settle for 2000 apparently. Note this one below didn't even want to communicate in her own language, also not a good sign.
She is one of the girls who print their Line IDs on their TF profiles. Now you might say this is great, no need to message them for their Line ID, one step less and less time wasted. Wrong! Up to now I haven't been able to meet a single girl among those advertising their Line IDs direct. Why is that? Maybe overloading syndrome: too many punters (and time-wasters from abroad) taking up a girl's time so she is not even in any mood to actually meet. Alternatively, such girls may get enough random offers to only settle for rates higher than 2000. In both cases not good news.
Many TF girls who show interest are too dumb to send their Line ID in their first reply. Then when you ask for the Line ID you get hit with the upgrade prompt. Dumb. I am not interested in "Hi". I cannot do anything with "Hi". I need your Line you idiot.
Mr Enternational
03-27-24, 06:44
Really? You don't think she is pulling this kind of shit on other clients? You wouldn't want to know she does this kind of shit so you can avoid it?Maybe there was something about him that she could not fathom. You are once again forgetting the YMMV and that everybody will not have the same experience. That is just like purchasing a product or going to a hotel. If a few reviews say something was shitty, but the overwhelming majority say it is great, you do not burn it to the ground. You are reading one review and ready to throw the chick to the sharks.
Same as I read reviews of guys saying they sometimes get chicks that end up having smelly pussies. I have to take that with a grain of salt with my experience of a couple thousand chicks and counting on one hand the amount that have smelled bad. Some guy has only been through 20 chicks and somehow picked 5 that smelled bad?
I have been around Pattaya a long time. For some reason these bad experiences are few and far between with me and my circle. I have had like 2 bad experiences all these years. Either me and my friends are the luckiest guys in Pattaya or some guys are the underlying cause of their own bad experiences.
You can not write a chick off because of one person's experience. Hell, he even thought the chick was up to something because she was taking pictures and sending it to him to confirm she was in the right place. You can see the Thai Friendly girl that came to see me last night did the same thing. I had a blast with that chick. She stayed with me 12 hours. 1500 baht. 21 year old chick from Laos. She just went home to wash clothes over an hour ago and already trying to come back.
Business as usual. I told her that she can not have another man because she lives with me from now on. She said you pay me? I said no, you stay here for love. She said I can not eat love. I said okay I give you food too.The buffalo needs food as well!
Mr Enternational
03-27-24, 08:22
Many decent-looking girls no longer settle for 2000 apparently. Note this one below didn't even want to communicate in her own language, also not a good sign.
She is one of the girls who print their Line IDs on their TF profiles. Now you might say this is great, no need to message them for their Line ID, one step less and less time wasted. Wrong! Up to now I haven't been able to meet a single girl among those advertising their Line IDs direct. Alternatively, such girls may get enough random offers to only settle for rates higher than 2000. Many TF girls who show interest are too dumb to send their Line ID in their first reply.Why blurt out an offer? If they ask me how much I pay first then I will tell them. She is probably thinking that if he is so quick to offer 2000, then he will likely pay more if his offer is rejected. The chick from last night did not even ask about money before coming. I just ended up giving her 1500 (300 over my usual) because she lives 20 minutes away and took Bolt both ways.
I am now commonly seeing chicks say 2000 short time and 4000 long time. Only once have I seen a chick say more than that. A chick said I will come for 7000. I said ok. She never answered and a few minutes later their lone picture was deleted. One thing with scammers is they often have only 1 picture. Also a common thing I am seeing with chicks that have their Line on their profile or quickly respond by giving you their Line, is that they want to sell content or cam sex.
On the flip side I had a chick with her Line on her profile come over the other night. Normal LT 1200 baht. No sooner than she left, she was trying to come back for free saying how horny she was.
Mr Enternational
03-27-24, 11:56
Not sure how I keep batting 1000 on Thai Friendly and others are not. I guess it is like I said. I understand it is a numbers game, while others are getting set on 1 chick and frustrated when it falls through. This chick has been pestering me to see her but I have not had time. She started sending freak pics and vids of herself today, and it made me cave in. Made a deal for 1000 later on tonight.
Been 4 years since I was last in Pattaya. Was thrilled to be back after 2 years of lockdowns and over the top airfares. So what has changed? Firstly I was there in early March and the weather was hot but still ok to get around during the day.
Soi 6, well what can I say. So many girls and a lot more than I recall. Now it is fair to say that the quality is not that high but I am no Ryan Gosling so they are still good for me! That said, I have a particular style I look for and took Banana Boi's advice and made sure I looked into every bar. My observations were that the first bars from second road were favoured Asian punters, the girls were very young and had eyes for them. Once past those bars as you get to Lisa Bar the girls are more interested in money than looks. My wingman and I stopped into Lisa Bar, Foxy Bar and Passion Bar. All three bars had some girls that we either took upstairs or took out for the afternoon. The quality of the performance was very good and they all responded to DFK and DATY. Soi 6 is still worth the time and hunt IMHO. Lisa bar rooms are ok but passion rooms are a dump. Next time I will bar fine girl and take her to my hotel down the road.
Walking Street agogos were disappointing and even Sapphire has gone down in quality. A few of the agogos in the street were packed and just way too pushy for lady drinks. LK metro agogos were also a little down in quality but one bar Playgirls actually had a good line up. Billabong had the usual older girls with older gents and not really my scene. The rest of the bars around there were average. Soi Boomerang was a waste of time.
The best of the agogo bars IMHO for fun and girls that were not pushy was Shooters on Soi 8. We spent a few nights in that bar and always had a good night. Girls vary in quality but we did find a few that suited our tastes and were fantastic performers. I liked the fact the bar had a good pool table down the back which enabled us to do more than just stare up girls pretending to dance and buy them drinks. All in all, we had 5 days of great fun in Pattaya and look forward to going back.
Happy hunting.
ElMexicant
03-27-24, 16:33
Somebody recently messaged me about "regulars" and why us long stays get cheaper pricing. I said it before and will say it again. Tourists and weekend millionaires (which I used to be one a long time ago), get shafted the most on price. They only have a limited amount of days they are here and the girls and bars take that shit to the bank because they are desperate in those 2 weeks. Long stays have a rapport and get much better deals. Take Pam (I've posted videos of her from YT), who used be Soi 6 before COVID. During COVID, her rate for me was 1000 because basically nobody was here and I was stuck for 2 years. She probably made 50 K off me in those two years of lockdown.
She is in my black book now, though I am actually getting bored of banging her. She doesn't seem attractive to me anymore. Maybe it's because I am aging more gracefully than she is. I was at CoCo Fitness today and they haven't seen for 3 months, but said I look better than the last time I was in Pattaya. Must be those skull crushers. Big guns means building the triceps not biceps. My grandfathered price is 1500 now every time she sees me. Not even sure what her going rate is anymore for everyone else. But that's not my problem. Anybody want to share what her FL price is now?
By the way, if I really get bored. I might make a stop on Soi 6 and Myth Night, just to prove the girl from Wet Spot and the Barbie girl (she wears that shirt like 3 X a week), in question from Sir Mix-a-lot are only 1000 for me to bang. But then again, that's me going out of my norm in taste to prove a moot point. But it would be kind of fun, to get them to hold a sign that said "ELMexicant 1000 for 3 Holes. ".
Banana Boi
03-27-24, 16:40
Been 4 years since I was last in Pattaya. Was thrilled to be back after 2 years of lockdowns and over the top airfares. So what has changed? Nice to see you and your Wingman make your return to Pattaya. Was thinking of you guys when I was there. Glad you were able to adapt while on the ground. That's what I find many guys aren't able to do. You saw the gogo bars weren't up to par so you shifted to Soi 8. Shooters Soi 8 is always fun. I had been hearing that Soi 7 and Soi 8 are picking up again.
ElMexicant
03-27-24, 16:57
The chick that asks for 5 K ST with the long ass essay about how too good she is? Those aren't her boobs and during COVID she went for 2000. Just an average fuck with a NO repeat for me.This girl here just trips me out. Her profile is so funny. And weird at the same time. I can be a real ass and post a vid or two of her with a finger in her ass while getting K9. But I am so so nice not to. Wonder why nobody wants to share Goya eskimo brother stories?
By the way, I didn't know Thailand had a Mixue, my favorite soft serve in the world. Best thing to come out of China. Only 15 baht for a cone. KFC's is 12. But not as ample with the serving as Mixue's. Sing along with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI7ymmVKoN0
Forty Drinks
03-27-24, 18:42
Not sure how I keep batting 1000 on Thai Friendly and others are not. I guess it is like I said. I understand it is a numbers game, while others are getting set on 1 chick and frustrated when it falls through. This chick has been pestering me to see her but I have not had time. She started sending freak pics and vids of herself today, and it made me cave in. Made a deal for 1000 later on tonight.Many have Standards. 1 k says it all.
Trust me Folks. 1 k is like shopping at Salvation Army. NOthIng wrong with that. Diff folks for diff strokes.
Forty Drinks
03-27-24, 18:44
Soi 7 8 9 is bad as ever.
Lots of CUTE plump old dark skin girls. Same old same ole.
Crocodilexp
03-27-24, 19:50
Not sure how I keep batting 1000 on Thai Friendly and others are not. I guess it is like I said. I understand it is a numbers game, while others are getting set on 1 chick and frustrated when it falls through. This chick has been pestering me to see her but I have not had time. She started sending freak pics and vids of herself today, and it made me cave in. Made a deal for 1000 later on tonight.I reckon because you tell them what you'll pay, rather than asking what they'll charge.
I always found that approach useful. If you start with "is 1000 ok? They can up you to 1200 or so and be happy. If they start with 2000, you can lower it to 1500, and they'll be unhappy about it.
I reckon because you tell them what you'll pay, rather than asking what they'll charge.
I always found that approach useful. If you start with "is 1000 ok? They can up you to 1200 or so and be happy. If they start with 2000, you can lower it to 1500, and they'll be unhappy about it.For a "popular" girl betwen 18-24 1000 is not realistic anymore nowadays. At least not on average. Might get lucky every now and then but that will be more of an exception than the norm.
I reckon because you tell them what you'll pay, rather than asking what they'll charge.
Don't forget that E is also a long term resident. Girls know that a resident is far more likely to pass and wait for an acceptable offer or simply call one of the other 1000 Contacts than a horny week long visitor.
The same goes for attitude. Who cares about pleasing a guy that's going to be gone tomorrow. Please a resident and she can likely call to drop around again when the rent is due.
Enjoy. G.
Nice to see you and your Wingman make your return to Pattaya. Was thinking of you guys when I was there. Glad you were able to adapt while on the ground. That's what I find many guys aren't able to do. You saw the gogo bars weren't up to par so you shifted to Soi 8. Shooters Soi 8 is always fun. I had been hearing that Soi 7 and Soi 8 are picking up again.Thanks BB. I did walk along soi 7 & 8 a few times on the way to Shooters. You are right that there is some life there and some bars worth looking into. One bar looked good with a few girls worth a punt. I think it was Dark Angel? On Soi 8. Not far up from beach road corner. Will drop into that next time I am there. So many options in Pattaya and so little time! Look forward to catching up when we are next there.
Happy hunting.
Sir Lancelot
03-28-24, 00:48
When I write these diaries I try to give the most honest description I can. I'll talk about the good and the bad, that way it can give any would-be visitor a realistic portrayal of the frustrations you can sometimes encounter. Today was one of those days.
I had a lie-in and after dropping off a bag of laundry to the cheerful lady at the laundrette opposite my hotel, went for a leisurely breakfast. I like getting a table overlooking the street and looking at the world go by.
My hope was to arrange an afternoon quickie in my room but Nui the nympo was in Cambodia and my favourite Myth girl wasn't reading her messages. For some reason I can't log in to Tinder either, I think possibly I've been suspended for using one of their blacklisted words. So I had the settle for a short-time with a very challenging cryptic crossword.
At 5 pm I decided to head out for some afternoon fun. I had a brainwave, for a change I'd try the gents clubs on soi Boomerang. It's an L-shaped road just off soi Buakhao, near the hospital. However the collection of girls outside the clubs were very uninspiring. If I had seen one girl even remotely enticing I'd have invited her inside for a drink, but they were all older dears. I abandoned the idea.
At this time of night the bars are just starting to open so I decided to stroll around and see if I could see a pretty girl to short-time. I walked along soi Pothole, turned right on to Buakhao then left on to Soi Honey but didn't see a girl to tempt me. I backtracked on to Tree Town, which was still largely closed except for an enthusiastic gaggle of girls outside Area 52, then walked through Myth. Again, no-one grabbed my attention.
I was enjoying the walk though, so decided to stroll to soi 6. But even my favourite street in the world failed to deliver. I walked the entire length twice and didn't see any standout contenders. I wonder whether maybe three weeks in to my trip I've become blase. I bet if today was my first day I'd have seen lots of girls to pique my interest.
Although I didn't see any girls to tempt me, a lot of girls showed interest in me. Three separate girls ran to me on the street who I've previously fucked.
The first was a gorgeous girl I met on my soi 6 bar-crawl two weeks ago. She ran out from the bar and gave me a bone-crushing hug, nearly knocking me off my feet, so I happily bought her a drink. She looked sublime and I was very tempted to take her upstairs again (not least because she delivered a really passionate session) but I was on the search for the 30th girl of my trip.
Back on the street outside I was grabbed by another girl who I'd been with earlier in the trip and then further down, outside Shooters, a third girl said 'remember me? ' It was a tall, skinny girl I'd fucked 18 months ago. I was very impressed that she recognised me. We reminisced about the lipstick incident. After I'd taken her upstairs she showered me with kisses, so much so when I saw my reflection in the mirror I looked like The Joker!
By this point I'd done three recces up and down the street and didn't want to run the gauntlet again. I saw a reasonably cute young girl in a pushup bra at one of the bars near the beach end and bought her a drink. But things stalled when we discussed prices. Firstly, the bar didn't have a room, which is highly unusual. Secondly, brace yourself, she quoted 4000 for short-time! Bearing in mind the bar didn't have a room, I assume this price was for a takeaway two hour short-time but even so, 4000 is higher than Walking Street short-time prices! She was a fairly average girl too, sweet and cute for sure, a standard 1000 baht soi 6 girl in my book. She hardly spoke any English and our negotiations were conducted entirely on Google Translate, so I'm sure something was lost in translation.
So for the first time on this trip, soi 6 failed to deliver.
I walked back along the beach and up soi 7, which has disappointed me so far on this trip. However I saw a fresh-faced cutie sat at one of the bars. Talk about a diamond in the rough. Again I'd love to be able to tell you the name of the bar but can't as ElMexicant will try to post a photo of the girl, and in this case there's more reason than ever not to let her identity be revealed.
She was a very cute girl with a big untamed mane of hair. She didn't speak a word of English so an older girl in the bar acted as translator. She told me the girl was just 20. When I told the older girl I'd like to barfine the pretty girl she told me that the bar had an arrangement with a hotel at the end of the street and a short-time room would cost 500. The girl's price was 1500. When I was settling the bill the older girl asked me to take care of the young girl as I was her first customer.
We walked to the hotel and the room was very sparse and dreary, with traffic noise from 2nd Road a constant rumble. The girl became very shy once we were alone in the room. I've had girls like this before and you just have to try to relax them and take your time. It's one of the risks of targeting young and innocent types, that sometimes you get one who has no experience at all.
But this girl was very hard work. She wouldn't get undressed and then eventually reluctantly took her shorts and knickers off. She wouldn't let me touch her pussy so I lay back and she wanked me in a very half-hearted fashion. It was only when she took me in her mouth I started getting an erection. The sex lasted about one minute. She was extraordinarily tight, I could only get in two or three inches and whenever I tried to push further she closed her legs with a painful grimace. I looked at her face and she looked scared.
I've never forced a girl to do anything against her will and this girl clearly wasn't ready. I rolled off, kissed her on the forehead and told her I was finished.
We both got changed and sat at the end of the bed. Using Google Translate I said 'I don't know what to pay you. You not want to have sex and I did not want to force you'. She replied '500 is okay'.
Life as a monger doesn't always run smoothly, sometimes you have experiences like these. To be honest, I felt sad for her. She was so nervous but at least she tried. After I gave her the agreed 500 her demeanour completely changed. She was relaxed and giggly and gave me a farewell hug.
I walked back towards my hotel through Myth. I barfined a lovely girl last year at Krazy 80's Bar on soi Buakhao but their girls are older now. Next door at G&J there seemed to be a crop of generally younger girls.
I did a loop through Tree Town and bought a drink for a lovely looking girl at Buddy Bar. This a strange bar. Almost every time I walk past there is a severe lack of girls, never mind talent, to such a degree it is an easy bar to miss. But every now and then the bar has a collection of younger, prettier girls, that usually only lasts a day or two. The barfine is 1000 here but drops to 600 after midnight. I got the girl's Line and went to get myself a burger at 3 Town Steak.
Normally I'd be all-in for a night visiting lots of bars but inhaling cigarette smoke had made me start coughing. I bought a honey lemon iced tea, the best medication I've found.
With my chest infection in mind I decided to walk up soi Honey as a massage-with-extras would be the perfect solution. No cigarette smoke, no drinking, just a seedy quickie behind a curtain, perfect.
Sadly there were slim pickings at the massage shops but I did see one nice younger girl standing outside one of the bars, wearing an elegant white dress. She wasn't a stunner, but she was nice enough and I'd reached the point in the night when I just needed a girl. I invited her inside for a drink. Usually the deal in these kind of bars is you can take your girl upstairs to a short-time room but this bar didn't have one, so I had to barfine her for 500 and take her back to my hotel. She asked for 1500 short-time but accepted 1000.
The sex was pretty standard affair, both of us going through the motions, and she was out of my room before midnight.
For a "popular" girl betwen 18-24 1000 is not realistic anymore nowadays. At least not on average. Might get lucky every now and then but that will be more of an exception than the norm.Exactly. Whether it is on ThaiFriendly or live and in person on the street or in a bar or club, hot 18-24 year olds are not reaching out to or responding to every punter within their view.
Sorry, but nobody is batting 1000 with hot 18-24 year-olds for 1000-1500 baht and sure as hell not routinely getting no discussion / no hassle BBFS+CIP with them on an initial session with them for 1000-1500 baht. If for no other reason than hot 18-24 year-olds are rarely if ever reaching out to anyone because they are too busy fielding offers to accept their initial quote for covered everything including a HJ.
In Thailand, the only real challenge is to convince a much better than average looker (usually young) to agree to BBFS+CIP or BBBJ+CIM / BBBJ+CIM+Swallow and / or I suppose some form of Anal. And nobody is routinely getting that on first-time sessions with hot 18-24 year-olds for 1000-1500 baht.
However, it is utterly easy for virtually anyone to routinely get whatever they want from well below average lookers for 1000-1500 baht or even free. Similarly, it is utterly easy for virtually anyone to get covered sex with the hottest girl in any room, on the street or online, the only challenge in that being to simply offer more money if necessary.
But that latter solution, simply offering more money, does not necessarily work with truly hot 18-24 year-olds because they are already making a sweet living and then some by only laying there for covered sex. Or, these days, by just chatting online and rarely if ever encountering a live and in person penis at all other than their boyfriend's.
ElMexicant
03-28-24, 04:24
Don't forget that E is also a long term resident. Girls know that a resident is far more likely to pass and wait for an acceptable offer or simply call one of the other 1000 Contacts than a horny week long visitor.
The same goes for attitude. Who cares about pleasing a guy that's going to be gone tomorrow. Please a resident and she can likely call to drop around again when the rent is due.
Enjoy. G.You are absolutely 100% correct. This is what I keep telling them. Long stays get better deals. Though, they keep not believing.
You are absolutely 100% correct. This is what I keep telling them. Long stays get better deals. Though, they keep not believing.The guy who gets the best deals in terms of service levels is the sad, seemingly inexperienced rube who claims to have just arrived in Thailand and will only be here for a week or so. Even better than average lookers will try very hard to rock his world in the first session on the hope that this sad inexperienced rube who has probably not gotten laid in his home country for a year will be so impressed by her "beauty", so grateful and perhaps even "in love" that he will want to see her every day of his stay and continue showing his gratitude long after he has returned home with serious baht transfers. She might not even charge him her top dollar for fear of scaring away such a cream puff mark.
And, yes, by "rock his world" I am referring to BBFS+CIP, BBFS+CIM+Swallow, you name it. Why not? This sad inexperienced rube hasn't had sex in so long he must be safe, right? LOL.
That guy is a much better score for her in terms of a potential long term ATM easy money income source than a recognized local resident, especially a seemingly highly experienced one, who, in her mind, must surely be riddled with disease by now, has many more experiences against which she might pale in comparison and, worst of all, there is little to zero chance that guy is going to be leaving anytime soon, at which point he might devote the following year to sending her serious baht for nothing.
Quite the contrary; whenever she want money from the guy who lives right down the soi from her she has to actually show up and work for it. That is definitely NOT a better deal for her vs that sad, seemingly inexperienced rube who hasn't gotten laid in. A year back home I cited above. She will work harder for the latter than the former.
Mr Enternational
03-28-24, 06:08
Don't forget that E is also a long term resident. Girls know that a resident is far more likely to pass and wait for an acceptable offer or simply call one of the other 1000 Contacts than a horny week long visitor.It is not that at all. Remember I go to many other places where I do not live and operate the same way. I have friends in the know that do not live here and come and go other places and operate the same way. Then I have friends that live here and operate like the horny week long visitor. When some of them tell me how much they gave a chick I am like why.
I reported about a buddy coming here a couple of weeks ago for the first time and no matter what I told him, he operated like a horny guy that was here for 1 week, until he got experience and realized what I was telling him would work. His problem was that he falls in love with every chick he lays eyes on, so he was putty in their hands. Just yesterday he sent me a conversation with one of the chicks he fucked here. He called her queen and was surprised she was not pregnant. I said mf she is no queen and they go get the morning after pill for 30 baht if they are not already on birth control. Then he was like it makes so much sense now. No shit Sherlock. But I guess you can't blame a guy for not knowing what he does not know and buying into a fantasy that these are queens deserving of 4000 baht and not poor farmer chicks that would otherwise take a couple of months to make that.
I am not a must have kind of guy. So if I am not getting it under my terms then I do not mind passing up on something. Besides, most places that I go I have plenty of free chicks to fuck, so it is not like I have to pay or have a dry dick. I do the shit for fun and not out of necessity, therefore I am able to keep a level head when it comes to making a deal or go on to the next one.
Ulalaulala123
03-28-24, 06:09
TF Encounter 2:
After the last disaster, met a young slim girl from TF who actually worked in a bar. Her TF photos are also in a bar dress. I selected her as she was smiling in the photos, and after the last horrible encounter I was bit wary of non smiling girls. Looks wise she is cute, but not sexy type. She was also happy she got some business as I was her 1st customer for the day, and it was already 7 pm.
She came wearing a long sweatshirt type dress. When she removed it, lo and behold. A smiling bar girl in bar dress in my hotel room!
My only disappointment was with her boobs (or the lack of it, almost flat chested). So much that I wondered if my TF luck has gone from bad to worse and I got a ladyboy this time LOL. She does make up for it with her willingness for anything. Was in a lip lock with her for the entire session. Good sport! Can take a heavy banging, and even ok for bareback. I asked her if I can remove condom as I was not getting enough feeling and not able to cum even after 20 minutes. She said "up to you". So did a quick inspection of her privates and went bareback. Asked for permission to release inside. "Up to you" came the reply, so I came inside after few minutes of heavy banging.
Cuddled for 5 minutes and went for shower, then bid our goodbyes.
TF Encounter 3:
After gaining some confidence with the cute TF bar girl, I decided to give it a try with sexy pussy again. Agreed for 1700 baht for a young beauty. When I saw her at reception, I was very happy with her looks but still had doubts on the service part. She was friendly and speaking good English. Once in the room, she removed dress and I was able to see and appreciate her flawless beauty, she smiled and said "I am shy" and went for shower. I knew I was in for a good time and thanked my lucky stars heheh. It was a nice session but I couldn't bang her hard as I was worried I will come sooner (happened with me before with pretty chicks, maybe I should take a delay pill or spray for such occasions).
Finished the session, took some selfies and bid our goodbyes.
We need these type of girls in life, not the bitches like the one I got in 1st encounter. I followed same approach for all the 3 TF girls but not sure why 1st one was a complete *****. Maybe as one poster said, YMMV.
Overall two very nice experiences. Will use ThaiFriendly more frequently in my next Pattaya trips. I kind of regret sticking mostly to soapies in my last few trips and even at starting of this trip. Although soapy girls were also nice (mostly), they were expensive and kind of lower in quality (age, looks) compared to TF girls.
This girl here just trips me out. Her profile is so funny. And weird at the same timeWhat a dumb profile, that only suggests she became a very arrogant person. She probably searched for hours to finally come with that piece of theater while she could have it done in three words: Don't text me.
Unless she and the guys that keep sending messages to her (Indian guys maybe?) find it funny.
So, what's the plan in her mind? Once she'll find some guys dumb enough to go through all her BS, what is she going to do next? Split to their faces?
ElMexicant
03-28-24, 12:35
What's the modus operandi for TF. I updated my headline as "looking for short time 1500 baht" as suggested by one monger here. Lots of chicks showing interest but only few are good looking and they are not replying to messages. Only average lookers are messaging.
Even upgraded to premium to chat with the "popular" profiles but they are also not viewing messages!Ice water runs through my veins. Not quite God's gift to women, but damn close. I consider myself doing charity every time I pay these girls for sex. Honestly, I think I am a "good catch" when it comes to girls. So my approach on TF has always been straight to the point. See pic. I do the same at bars / GoGo bars / or at a club. I don't need to get to know them with silly question or small talk. I just want to bang. And my logic is "better me than the next guy. " Take my dinero. I may even ask for a handsome man discount.
Mr Enternational
03-28-24, 12:47
After the last disaster, met a young slim girl from TF. I asked her if I can remove condom as I was not getting enough feeling and not able to cum even after 20 minutes. She said "up to you".Funny how some people swear this must to be negotiated in advance and if not then if the chick does it she was not old and she was butt ugly. Who swears something is impossible simply on the basis that they are not able to do it?
ElMexicant
03-28-24, 17:26
Sometimes you find out the hard way.
Scam: shumai dumplings advertised for 25 baht. And this sad thing in a bag was what I received after they asked for the money first to ring it up.
Gem: 60 baht for big chicken kebab that some places sell 120+.
Scam: Paying more than 1000 for anyone at any bar in Myth Nights. Come on folks, this is just the same girls / LBs who worked at Soi Made in Thailand after it was remodeled. There was a reason why it was torn down.
I guess sometimes dim sum and sometimes you lose some.
At 5 pm I decided to head out for some afternoon fun. I had a brainwave, for a change I'd try the gents clubs on soi Boomerang. It's an L-shaped road just off soi Buakhao, near the hospital. However the collection of girls outside the clubs were very uninspiring. If I had seen one girl even remotely enticing I'd have invited her inside for a drink, but they were all older dears. I abandoned the idea. Yeah, at 5 pm, Soi Boomerang isn't going to really up and running yet. In fact, if not for SLUTZ reopening just recently, I would've been surprised if anyone was out at that time.
Forty Drinks
03-29-24, 03:43
Calm down gentleman Hot attractive girls are NOT giving long Timers deals at 1,000 a session.
Those that are not attracting Rich Indians or Koreans. He'll yeah they'll accept 1 k.
Stop Believing the 1 k guys. It's just not true.
Put yourself in the girls shoes. Hot and desirable aren't not going going to charge 30% of normal rates. 3 k being normal.
Come on guys.
Mr Enternational
03-29-24, 05:37
I went to see a Thai Friendly chick yesterday and she had a whole farang husband right there in living color. She still has not said anything about it and I have not either.
Reminds me of when I was in the Navy and I was at the base's Filipina doorknob's house sitting on the couch watching TV with her. Her White American husband who was also in the Navy came in and just walked straight upstairs without saying a word.
I picked up a chick that I know right before 8 pm last night. We went to eat dinner together. What she ate did not have garlic but for some reason she smelled of strong garlic. 11:30 am and she is still sleeping. I came out of the bathroom and my room reeks of that shit. They must eat enough of that shit to keep the spirits and most people away.
Sir Lancelot
03-29-24, 07:19
After breakfast I went to a pharmacy to pick up antibiotics for my chest, which is showing no signs of getting better. I picked up my pile of the neatest ironed laundry I've ever seen from the little shop opposite and spent a lazy afternoon in my room.
It would prove to be an eventful afternoon though. At 5 pm I headed out with purpose to find a girl I could barfine for short-time. The problem is, there are hardly any bars open at this time and those that are tend to have a sparse collection of mainly older girls. I checked out soi Buakhao, Tree Town and Myth and all were sleepy. So I ended up walking down soi Pothole, which seems to get going a little earlier.
There I spotted a familiar face.
At one of the small bars was a sweet Lao girl I barfined two years ago from Booby Trap on soi Buakhao (which is now Night Moves). It certainly looked like her anyway but I hesitated for a second. Then she smiled and I was absolutely convinced it was the same girl. She had been 20 and fresh to the scene when I first met her and although she certainly looked two years older now, she still looked good. I remembered what a sweet, nice girl she was so bought her a drink.
Something strange happened inside the bar. I was having a good time, catching up with her when all of a sudden I felt dizzy. I went to the toilet at the back of the bar and it felt like a sauna inside and suddenly sweat was pouring from me. I went back to my seat and my Lao girl pointed all the fans at me and mopped my brow with wet wipes but for a few minutes I genuinely thought I might pass out.
I know what caused it. Because of the chest infection, which has lasted well over a week now, I've not been eating properly. Three or four days ago I had a coughing fit in my room that was so violent I ended up being sick. I didn't want to run the risk of that happening in public so I've been eating very little. Today for example I've eaten nothing but breakfast. Not even one snack since. This dizzy spell was my body's way of telling me 'feed me for fuck sake! '.
Once I cooled down I felt better again. I liked the way the Lao girl had looked after me so I decided to pay her barfine. It was 400 and she said 'up to you' when I asked about her short-time price. '200 it is' I joked and we walked the short distance back to my hotel hand in hand. She looked cute in an oversized football shirt.
This girl put in a very good performance when we first fucked a few years ago, but now she's got confidence and has an impressive array of skills, honed and perfected no doubt on a steady stream of farang. She spat on my dick as she gave me a sloppy blowjob and I propped two pillows behind my back as she rode me, her big tits swinging in my face.
I gave her 1500 baht before she left and hugged her goodbye. It had been really lovely to see her again. A great girl.
After she left I pondered what to do tonight. I considered sending Sam a message but I'll be honest, earlier on the trip I questioned why I spend time with him. We were in a bar at Myth when he pointed out a girl sat at the front. 'See that girl there? ' he said, 'I called her over a few weeks ago and told her you've got a fucking amazing body, shame your face is pig ugly'. He laughed at his joke but I was shocked that anyone would think it was okay to speak to a girl like that. Some people lose all basic common decency when they spend time in Pattaya. It must have been a bitter pill to swallow for the girl, being called ugly by a short, bald man who looks about 20 years older than he actually is.
My phone pinged in my pocket and my evening's plans suddenly fell in to place.
It was a message on Line from Nui the nymphomaniac, a tiny girl I've fucked five times over the past few years, who I originally met on soi 6. 'I'm available tonight' the message said. I arranged for her to come round to my hotel at 10 pm, to give me enough time to listen to my body's advice and get some food. I ate a tasty beef goulash at Dre restaurant and was back waiting in my room by half nine.
She arrived and as always insisted I meet her outside instead of coming straight up to my room. She's a tiny girl, her head is below my shoulders, and she was wearing a super-sexy white halter bondage top, as well as her trademark grin. The sex was great as always. She's so tiny it's easy to try unusual positions. I fucked her standing up in front of the mirror, her legs wrapped around me, and enjoyed fucking her doggy-style stood at the end of the bed, her tiny arse pointed invitingly in my direction.
As we got our breaths back afterwards she showed me photos of her home in Laos and her super cute baby girl. She lives at the most idyllic farm, fields of crops framed by dramatic mountains, a snapshot of rural perfection backpackers would pay good money to stay at for a week.
I slipped her the usual 1500 before she left.
All in all, a great day. I fucked two girls who had been highlights of previous trips and both delivered great sex.
Sir Lancelot
03-29-24, 20:23
Always my dilemma in Patts.
1. Go all out on a new GoGo girl (white bikini) 2000+3000+4 drinks or close 6 K ST.
2. Go all out on new Soi 6 girl (pink and white top) 2000+400+1 drink or close 2500 total ST.
3. Or stick to my black book girls (flower nighty) 1000-1500.
But I am glad to at least have the opportunity to choose. I just wonder do I choose decent girls or have bad taste. By the way pricing has always been partly about the customer. I've never been quoted 4000 barfine and 4000ST, especially at Windmill. Sometimes you just got to look in the mirror and figure out if there is something they don't like. Somebody pointed me to Owen on YT and I seriously need to quit picking on the others not so fortunate. Sometimes I forget I am on a entirely different playing field.
As a follow up in case anyone was curious I figured it out. That girl was from Omega bar and pretty sure she doesn't work there anymore. That picture is from January, not sure why the other dude stated like it was new.I was on soi 6 and decided to pop in to Omega bar, to see if the girl was there from ElMexicant's 'eternal dilemma' post. Thanks to Venturi's sterling detective work I was able to confirm via a visit to Omega's Facebook page that there was a photo of the girl ElMexicant claimed on March 11 is his 'new soi 6 girl'. I had to scroll back to January to find her pic and suspiciously there hasn't been a photo of her since.
I arrived at the bar, bought myself a drink and got a prime table, just behind all of the girls who were crowded at the front of the bar. There were a few nice girls for sure but the girl in question wasn't there. I took my phone out and showed the picture to another girl but she didn't recognise her. However, she took my phone to a lady behind the cashier desk who was able to confirm that the girl no longer works at Omega Bar. 'How long she finish? ' I asked and the cashier thought about it for a few seconds before holding two fingers up. 'Two months' she said. I asked her if she now works in another bar but the cashier told me she went home.
Which means that when ElMexicant said a few weeks ago that he might 'go all out on his new soi 6' girl, she'd been back in her province for at least a month.
I find it extraordinary the amount of testosterone you get with some people on ISG. You'd think this forum would be a safe space to exchange information but on every thread there is someone like ElMexicant, beating his chest and picking fights for no good reason. 'My girl is prettier than yours' they taunt, like a kid in the playground. I might have let this particular lie go, if it wasn't for the fact that he claimed in the same post to be on a different playing field from everyone else. Anyone who spouts such a deluded comment deserves to have their BS exposed.
So in conclusion, it turns out that the real 'eternal dilemma' ElMexicant faces is which of his picture collection to wank off to tonight.
OldSchool318
03-30-24, 01:41
On beach road is it acceptable or an issue to dip out to the water to light one up?
At least now while it is still legal? Is it easy to find pot head ladies to join ya?
Explorer8939
03-30-24, 02:21
I went to see a Thai Friendly chick yesterday and she had a whole farang husband right there in living color. She still has not said anything about it and I have not either.
Wait, what?
You went to a TF lady's room, and her "husband" was in the room? How do you know he was the husband, and not the customer before you? Did he wait in the room when you fucked her?
Why did you go to her room, she couldn't make it to your hotel?
I find it extraordinary the amount of testosterone you get with some people on ISG. You'd think this forum would be a safe space to exchange information but on every thread there is someone like ElMexicant, beating his chest and picking fights for no good reason. 'My girl is prettier than yours' they taunt, like a kid in the playground. I might have let this particular lie go, if it wasn't for the fact that he claimed in the same post to be on a different playing field from everyone else. Anyone who spouts such a deluded comment deserves to have their BS exposed.
So in conclusion, it turns out that the real 'eternal dilemma' ElMexicant faces is which of his picture collection to wank off to tonight.Thanks for saying that, Sir Lancelot. Now that you've said it, allow me to embellish.
I've been on these ISG forums for about 22 years. I'm not a prolific poster here, but I've posted on message boards in Asia, South America, and Europe since 2000. I've always noticed the tendency of certain posters on ISG (dating back many years) to come on and dominate the threads, or to just want to show other guys how macho they are. It makes reading ISG almost unbearable at times, and it pollutes the otherwise honest exchange of information relating to our favorite hobby of mongering with pretty women in other countries.
Personally, I cannot imagine making posts on this or any other board where I would brag about my biceps (or triceps), but that's just what ElMexicant does. Here are some quotes from his posts:
"none of these girls Soi 6 pictured accepted my offer of 1300 upstairs ST +1 lady drink + room charge. That's even after I let them fondled my biceps after I flexed my arm for them. ".
"I was at CoCo Fitness today and they haven't seen for 3 months, but said I look better than the last time I was in Pattaya. Must be those skull crushers. Big guns means building the triceps not biceps. ".
"They all wanted 2000 and a couple even quoted 2500- 3000 + 1 drink + room fee. Ridiculous because I even flexed my biceps to try to get a discount. ".
Why would someone be telling an audience of men how big their biceps are? And how is that relevant to the topic at hand? I also cannot imagine coming on a public forum and being so arrogant:
Another ElMexicant quote:
"Ice water runs through my veins. Not quite God's gift to women, but damn close. I consider myself doing charity every time I pay these girls for sex. Honestly, I think I am a "good catch" when it comes to girls. ".
Hatred of women:
Another ElMexicant quote:
"Maybe it's better to rally around more honorable stories about poisoning random girls with 30 drinks so I can get them intoxicated to get some BBFS and CIP while being ripped off with hugely inflated drink prices. " Huh?
Admitting to theft on a public forum:
More ElMexicant quotes:
1. "Go hang out at the entrance behind other guests and pay attention to their room number when they announce it. Call them on your room hotel to their room hotel and tell them you are housekeeping. And ask what time will they check out tomorrow. When they say "we don't, we have XXX days," that's your cue to show up at 6 am next morning and use their room number and eat. ".
2. "Find a resort hotel with patio tables for breakfast. Grab you one of the dirty plates off a table that has been left for clean up. Enter with dirty plates in hand and exchange them on your way to the buffet. Nobody will ask anything. If they do, start talking in some foreign language not named English. ".
"Shit. I've gotten so good at this that I even order poolside drinks and food and bill it to another room. I also use different hotel, resorts, and condo pools and gyms when I am in Pattaya. No need to pay for that type of stuff. Grand Avenue has an excellent gym if you know how to sneak in. ".
"There are three 5 star hotels that makes it easy for a free breakfast, but those I save for myself on how to. Starting your day with a free breakfast in a hotel you are not staying in is a must every morning to fuel you for the rest of the day. ".
And a final quote about this guy's character (he said this, not me):
Another ElMexicant quote:
"Lying goes a long way when you have confidence. ".
I'm sure he'll say he was just joking about all this stuff, but either way, he's a sad man.
On beach road is it acceptable or an issue to dip out to the water to light one up?
At least now while it is still legal? Is it easy to find pot head ladies to join ya?It is officially illegal to smoke in public places I think.
Very few potheads among the girls, and I think the few potheads among them will prefer to get high when they are with friends rather than with a client.
Mr Enternational
03-30-24, 06:35
On beach road is it acceptable or an issue to dip out to the water to light one up?It is not legal to smoke in public. Some of the shops that sell it allow people to smoke inside though.
Mr Enternational
03-30-24, 06:43
Wait, what?
You went to a TF lady's room, and her "husband" was in the room? How do you know he was the husband, and not the customer before you? Did he wait in the room when you fucked her?
Why did you go to her room, she couldn't make it to your hotel?I did not say any of that. I said I went to see. They have businesses together in what is I guess their house too, and there was a picture of them together on the wall as many married couples would have. Plus the wedding rings.
Mr Enternational
03-30-24, 06:49
Rode through Surprise BBQ today and there were no signs of life. Maps says permanently closed as well. Grand Opening, Grand Closing?
Explorer8939
03-30-24, 09:24
I tried to arrange a barfine next week with a Soi Pothole bargirl, but she is booked up for next week.
So, I guess some areas in Pattaya are still busy.
Sir Lancelot
03-30-24, 12:24
Breaking news, I have been banned from Tinder. I thought my messages were generally very tame but I think I used the word 'short-time' and have been suspended as a result. I find it amusing that an App which essentially facilitates one night stands should take any kind of moral high ground on sex for sale.
So I joined ThaiFriendly and immediately got a few bites. The free version of the site has a few annoyances, mainly the fact you can only send a message every 10 minutes! It's not conducive to flowing conversation. Secondly the prettiest girls have a 'popular' sticker on their profile and only members are allowed to message them. If I lived in Pattaya I'd be tempted to join but it's not worth it for the remaining four days of my trip.
My plan today was to find a girl on soi 6 and then maybe another from one of the bars later. Time is running out on my trip so I'm on the final dash to the finishing line, two girls a day minimum.
It was Saturday night and the roads were busy. Tourists had paint on their faces, as there was a festival going on at the beach. I reached the top of soi 6 at 6. 40 pm and the street was packed. Deep breath, game face on, go.
I spotted a little blond outside Lust and a skinny girl with green hair at another bar that would satisfy my urge to tick off all hair colours of the spectrum.
I couldn't resist stopping at Omega Bar for a beer to see if ElMexicant's 'new girl' was there, from his 'eternal dilemma' post in which he claimed he was on a different playing field to everyone else. It turns out his 'new girl' hasn't worked in Pattaya for two months.
Back on the street I saw a lovely girl sat on the step in front of a crowded bar. She was tall, had luscious long hair and no tattoos. She looked like a step-back-in-time girl from how these streets might have looked decades ago. I couldn't resist. She asked for 2000 but accepted 1500.
She got undressed and had the body of a model. Tall and slender with tiny tits. Despite this she pinched her slender belly and said 'pum pui! ' Thai girls always do this, even if they're skinny. I knew I was in for a good time when she crawled on to the bed and made cat claws with her hands, then prowled vixen-like over my body and kissed me passionately on the lips. The sex lived up to expectations. I think she watches a lot of porn in her spare time because she kept repeating 'oh baby, oh baby' as I gave her pussy a good pounding.
I took some photos afterwards for my own collection and she looked great in the pics in which she was smiling but I managed to capture one photo when she wasn't and my god her resting face was photogenic. It's funny how some girls tense up in front of a camera and some girls don't.
With a spring in my step I walked back along 2nd Road, through Myth, and bought a drink for a pretty girl at Oh Bar I've had my eyes on for a while. This has been my favourite beer bar for several years but has disappointed me on this trip as it has always been quiet with hardly any girls. Tonight however there were five or six nice girls, clinking glasses with the barflies.
I ate at Hungry Hippo on soi Buakhao, which does lots of home-made western favourites, as well as an array of desserts.
Ordinarily I'd enjoy a leisurely bar-crawl in the evening but my chest infection means I've only got a limited amount of time before the cigarette smoke makes me start coughing. So my plan was to do a circuit of the usual spots and pounce upon any attractive girl. I saw a candidate at Buddy Bar but she was eating food, my favourite at Ass 95 was with a customer. I trudged past, head bowed in an Oscar-worthy performance, making sure she saw my pain.
It's sad to walk past Moonlight. Two years ago this was my favourite bar and I had some great nights in there, but now the girls sit in a line outside, barely looking up from their mobile phones. The bar has become so geared to Korean customers it's lost all personality and the girls always look so bored.
It was 10.15 pm and I had an idea. I'd go to soi LK Metro and see if my Terminal 21 girl was at Las Vegas. But when I got to the door two bouncers converged on me and insisted I hand over the bottle of honey lemon iced tea I'd purchased from the 7 Eleven. Ever since I've had a bad chest I've tried tablets, lozenges, powders and now antibiotics, yet it's this iced tea which has the most soothing effect. I explained I needed it but they wouldn't let me in, so I walked away.
On the fork of LK Metro heading towards soi Buakhao there are a lot of bars with excitable girls outside. I spotted a nice girl with a big metallic smile and the tiniest waist I've ever seen and bought her a drink. We clicked so I enquired about prices. She told me the barfine was 1000 but I could also pay for a room upstairs for 650 baht. I hadn't considered that these bars would have short-time rooms. She quoted an ambitious 2500 short-time price but came down to 1500 and soon I was following her peachy little bum up the dimly lit back staircase. She was extraordinarily skinny.
The room wouldn't score highly on TripAdvisor. Loud music from the bars below rattled the window and the bed was rock hard. The air-con tried in vain to keep the temperature sub-tropical.
It was her first week at the bar and I've scarcely experience such a tight pussy. I got in two or three inches as she grimaced and tossed her head around. 'Are you okay? ' I asked. We struggled clumsily like this for about a minute, like two virgins having sex for the first time. I thought this was as good as it was going to get, but then she wiggled her hips and arched her back and suddenly my dick slid all the way in, making her gasp and clutch the pillow. The sex was great. I was slow and gentle at first but soon I was fucking her hard in doggy.
By midnight I was back in my room, reflecting on another great day in Pattaya. I've had to amend my modus operandi due to my chest infection but I'm picking up some great girls.
Forty Drinks
03-30-24, 13:43
Breaking news, I have been banned from Tinder. I thought my messages were generally very tame but I think I used the word 'short-time' and have been suspended as a result. I find it amusing that an App which essentially facilitates one night stands should take any kind of moral high ground on sex for sale.
So I joined ThaiFriendly and immediately got a few bites. The free version of the site has a few annoyances, mainly the fact you can only send a message every 10 minutes! It's not conducive to flowing conversation. Secondly the prettiest girls have a 'popular' sticker on their profile and only members are allowed to message them. If I lived in Pattaya I'd be tempted to join but it's not worth it for the remaining four days of my trip.
My plan today was to find a girl on soi 6 and then maybe another from one of the bars later. Time is running out on my trip so I'm on the final dash to the finishing line, two girls a day minimum.
It was Saturday night and the roads were busy. Tourists had paint on their faces, as there was a festival going on at the beach. I reached the top of soi 6 at 6. 40 pm and the street was packed. Deep breath, game face on, go.
I spotted a little blond outside Lust and a skinny girl with green hair at another bar that would satisfy my urge to tick off all hair colours of the spectrum.
I couldn't resist stopping at Omega Bar for a beer to see if ElMexicant's 'new girl' was there, from his 'eternal dilemma' post in which he claimed he was on a different playing field to everyone else. It turns out his 'new girl' hasn't worked in Pattaya for two months.
Back on the street I saw a lovely girl sat on the step in front of a crowded bar. She was tall, had luscious long hair and no tattoos. She looked like a step-back-in-time girl from how these streets might have looked decades ago. I couldn't resist. She asked for 2000 but accepted 1500.
She got undressed and had the body of a model. Tall and slender with tiny tits. Despite this she pinched her slender belly and said 'pum pui! ' Thai girls always do this, even if they're skinny. I knew I was in for a good time when she crawled on to the bed and made cat claws with her hands, then prowled vixen-like over my body and kissed me passionately on the lips. The sex lived up to expectations. I think she watches a lot of porn in her spare time because she kept repeating 'oh baby, oh baby' as I gave her pussy a good pounding.
I took some photos afterwards for my own collection and she looked great in the pics in which she was smiling but I managed to capture one photo when she wasn't and my god her resting face was photogenic. It's funny how some girls tense up in front of a camera and some girls don't.
With a spring in my step I walked back along 2nd Road, through Myth, and bought a drink for a pretty girl at Oh Bar I've had my eyes on for a while. This has been my favourite beer bar for several years but has disappointed me on this trip as it has always been quiet with hardly any girls. Tonight however there were five or six nice girls, clinking glasses with the barflies.
I ate at Hungry Hippo on soi Buakhao, which does lots of home-made western favourites, as well as an array of desserts.
Ordinarily I'd enjoy a leisurely bar-crawl in the evening but my chest infection means I've only got a limited amount of time before the cigarette smoke makes me start coughing. So my plan was to do a circuit of the usual spots and pounce upon any attractive girl. I saw a candidate at Buddy Bar but she was eating food, my favourite at Ass 95 was with a customer. I trudged past, head bowed in an Oscar-worthy performance, making sure she saw my pain.
It's sad to walk past Moonlight. Two years ago this was my favourite bar and I had some great nights in there, but now the girls sit in a line outside, barely looking up from their mobile phones. The bar has become so geared to Korean customers it's lost all personality and the girls always look so bored.
It was 10.15 pm and I had an idea. I'd go to soi LK Metro and see if my Terminal 21 girl was at Las Vegas. But when I got to the door two bouncers converged on me and insisted I hand over the bottle of honey lemon iced tea I'd purchased from the 7 Eleven. Ever since I've had a bad chest I've tried tablets, lozenges, powders and now antibiotics, yet it's this iced tea which has the most soothing effect. I explained I needed it but they wouldn't let me in, so I walked away.
On the fork of LK Metro heading towards soi Buakhao there are a lot of bars with excitable girls outside. I spotted a nice girl with a big metallic smile and the tiniest waist I've ever seen and bought her a drink. We clicked so I enquired about prices. She told me the barfine was 1000 but I could also pay for a room upstairs for 650 baht. I hadn't considered that these bars would have short-time rooms. She quoted an ambitious 2500 short-time price but came down to 1500 and soon I was following her peachy little bum up the dimly lit back staircase. She was extraordinarily skinny.
The room wouldn't score highly on TripAdvisor. Loud music from the bars below rattled the window and the bed was rock hard. The air-con tried in vain to keep the temperature sub-tropical.
It was her first week at the bar and I've scarcely experience such a tight pussy. I got in two or three inches as she grimaced and tossed her head around. 'Are you okay? ' I asked. We struggled clumsily like this for about a minute, like two virgins having sex for the first time. I thought this was as good as it was going to get, but then she wiggled her hips and arched her back and suddenly my dick slid all the way in, making her gasp and clutch the pillow. The sex was great. I was slow and gentle at first but soon I was fucking her hard in doggy.
By midnight I was back in my room, reflecting on another great day in Pattaya. I've had to amend my modus operandi due to my chest infection but I'm picking up some great girls.This is Puzzling.
You find Cuties everywhere yet you go online. Please Clarify.
Mr Enternational
03-30-24, 14:46
Why would someone be telling an audience of men how big their biceps are? And how is that relevant to the topic at hand? I also cannot imagine coming on a public forum and being so arrogant:I guess you just have to know him. He is nothing like you are thinking. When I read all the stuff you quoted I laugh because I know him. He is just talking trash. 4 years ago during covid he was telling me a story about the cat with the fist that waves. To this day I laugh every time I think of that shit or see one of those cats. I had never really paid much attention to those things until he brought it up.
ElMexicant
03-30-24, 15:16
This is Puzzling.
You find Cuties everywhere yet you go online. Please Clarify.Anybody who has a good and fun time in Angeles City loses credibility with me. Years before COVID, I booked 10 days in AC. Left after 3, they can keep my paid hotel fare for the 10 day stay. It was that bad. Had to get out of that shit hole. But here we got a Superstar at the AC GoGos, but Mr. Beer Bar Goggles in Pattaya. Says much?
Sir Lancelot
03-30-24, 15:38
This is Puzzling.
You find Cuties everywhere yet you go online. Please Clarify.While I prefer to meet girls in the flesh, my chest infection has meant I've had to change my modus operandi towards the back end of the trip, to try and spend less time in smoky bars. I joined ThaiFriendly to try and set up some afternoon meets, so girls come straight to my hotel. Plus there's a cost implication. I've fucked 43 girls on this trip and going online is a good way of saving some money (cheaper prices, no lady-drinks etc).
At sirlancalot, just a tip for TF. If you search for the user name of a 'popular' girl, you will be able to access her profile and send a message.
Typically I pay for a month of premium when I'm there, but when I am browsing in the weeks before, this trick helps.
MartinFlevo
03-30-24, 16:53
Now you know what type of monger I am. In these wise words of Homey the Clown, "Homey don't play that!A disgusting one. Meeting minors. Should be banned from this website.
Jimmy Boy 99
03-30-24, 17:31
A disgusting one. Meeting minors. Should be banned from this website.Her profile said she was 19. She told him she was 17. He told her he could not meet her since she was too young for him because she was 17. He did not meet her. What is your issue?
While I prefer to meet girls in the flesh, my chest infection has meant I've had to change my modus operandi towards the back end of the trip, to try and spend less time in smoky bars. I joined ThaiFriendly to try and set up some afternoon meets, so girls come straight to my hotel. Plus there's a cost implication. I've fucked 43 girls on this trip and going online is a good way of saving some money (cheaper prices, no lady-drinks etc).Hi, rarely chip in but have posted some reports on actual trips, bars, girls, good times. What I don't get is that Sir Lancelot posts nice long detailed reports on what his day and night is like and some "members" can't resisit having a dig, a "query", a snide remark etc. My experience is that we are all punters and bars I have visited in Thailand, Cambodia and Philippines can all be wonderful and you get the time of your life and then next visit - 3 months, 6 months, 1 week later, whatever. Nothing is going on that appeals to you. All this means is that the girls you liked last time have a job, have a life, have days off, have family visits etc. They are not deperately waiting for you to turn up again, anxiously looking at the door (some are of course.). Um, not sure what other contributions to make here. But well done to Sir Lancelot (wonderful, ridiculous member name) and lighten up all the guys who enjoy being members of the commentariat. Lastly, I was in Angeles on 3 visits last year and went mainly with girls I knew from previous trips: 27 year old who is my travel buddy and is a lovely person and very cute, slim, funny, A 19 year old with a perfect body, very cute face and the friendliest manner, and a 20 year old who had a baby when she turned 18 , met me before and after work for cheaper sessions and is gorgeous, goes swimming with me and her daughter and has never had a difficult moment with me. Bla bla bla. Enjoy guys. Covid nailed things down and now tourism is taking off again. You are lucky.
MartinFlevo
03-30-24, 20:47
Her profile said she was 19. She told him she was 17. He told her he could not meet her since she was too young for him because she was 17. He did not meet her. What is your issue?Last part he asked her how much ANYWAY. And she ask 4 K.
Post seems to be deleted BTW?
ElMexicant
03-31-24, 02:46
Last part he asked her how much ANYWAY. And she ask 4 K.
Post seems to be deleted BTW?Time stamps? The work like this. The lower the time is the earlier the message. So I asked pricing FIRST like I do every girl. I don't dance around with "get to know you" questions. Jimmy Boy was correct. Not sure what the law is, but I did nothing wrong or illegal.
Apology accepted.
LOL.
Jimmy Boy 99
03-31-24, 03:29
Last part he asked her how much ANYWAY. And she ask 4 K.
Post seems to be deleted BTW?You, and apparently the moderator, read the post from the top down instead of bottom up, which was the correct way. If you had looked at the time stamps, you would have seen that the price was discussed first, with her justifying the price because she was young, and then her revealing her age and him turning her down because she was 17.
ElMexicant
03-31-24, 04:51
No possible way a new girl can mean new on my list to do, as opposed to a repeat. It has to mean new, as in her first time working ever at a bar. Who keeps track of the 1000's of girls? LOL.
Mr Enternational
03-31-24, 05:54
You, and apparently the moderator, read the post from the top down instead of bottom up, which was the correct way. If you had looked at the time stamps, you would have seen that the price was discussed first, with her justifying the price because she was young, and then her revealing her age and him turning her down because she was 17.Exactly. The first thing she said was the price. Then she said how old she really was because I think the profile said 19. Then he said sorry 17 and 18 is too young.
I ran into one the other day where the profile did not show an age, but after I was writing with the person, in my inbox under her name you could see the age. I asked how old she was and she said 1 year older than what the age in the thing said. For some reason the ages are sometimes not right in TF. It even switched my age 5 years less in my profile somewhere along the 13 years or so that I have had my account.
I guess you just have to know him. He is nothing like you are thinking. When I read all the stuff you quoted I laugh because I know him. He is just talking trash. 4 years ago during covid he was telling me a story about the cat with the fist that waves. To this day I laugh every time I think of that shit or see one of those cats. I had never really paid much attention to those things until he brought it up.In the past, when his handle was still MonkeyPaw, other board members who met him also said he was a really nice guy. Makes me wonder why he comes across as such an arrogant asshole in his posts.
ElMexicant
03-31-24, 11:22
Another always dilemma for me when I am in Patts and hungry. I am a picky eater with only 18 different things I eat while in Thailand.
1. New Thai dish for called pad Thai with chicken for 50 baht from the market.
2. New Japanese ramen tom yum noodle with pork for 79 baht from a food court.
3. Stick to my my foodie list of 18 items like roasted chicken breast for 60 baht off a cart lady.
35+ grams of protein seems to win most of the time.
At sirlancalot, just a tip for TF. If you search for the user name of a 'popular' girl, you will be able to access her profile and send a message.
Typically I pay for a month of premium when I'm there, but when I am browsing in the weeks before, this trick helps.How does this work? If I try to use the "Username serach" at the bottom I only get "You tried to perform a search that requires a premium membership".
Mr Enternational
03-31-24, 11:47
I was on the 6 the other night and a girl was smoking one of those vapes. I said why do you keep smoking that bullshit? She said because it smells good. Exactly what I thought.
Sir Lancelot
03-31-24, 12:17
You, and apparently the moderator, read the post from the top down instead of bottom up, which was the correct way. If you had looked at the time stamps, you would have seen that the price was discussed first, with her justifying the price because she was young, and then her revealing her age and him turning her down because she was 17.As much as I dislike ElMexicant for his trolling, I read it like that too. However I suspect the moderator removed the photo because it's probably not the cleverest idea posting photos of an underage girl on a sex forum.
Banana Boi
03-31-24, 12:26
In the past, when his handle was still MonkeyPaw, other board members who met him also said he was a really nice guy. Makes me wonder why he comes across as such an arrogant asshole in his posts.I've met a few guys from this board who I didn't like their online persona much but in person are some of my favorite and nicest guys I have met in SEA over the years. Blanquiceleste and Natty Bumpo to name a couple. Then there are guys from the German forum who I enjoyed their online posts and let's just say I wouldn't even say Hi to them if I bumped into them in a FKK now. An online persona is just that. It's not who is really on the other end of a keyboard.
As for Monkeypaw, I just spent time with him this past month. He's that guy who will bend over backwards for you and is loyal to no end. He is a confident man like I am so to some that may be arrogance.
ElMexicant
03-31-24, 13:19
I may even ask for a handsome man discount.In case they think I'm kidding.
Sir Lancelot
03-31-24, 13:28
What I don't get is that Sir Lancelot posts nice long detailed reports on what his day and night is like and some "members" can't resisit having a dig, a "query", a snide remark etc.Firstly, thank you for your nice words. Regarding the negativity, this Pattaya thread is comfortably the worst on ISG. Maybe it's because of the high expat ratio but there are always smart-arses who feel they have to police everyone else, pick fault and criticise. I know for a fact people like these discourage newbies from posting their own experiences, which is sad.
I think the reason they do it is similar to old Western movies, you know, when an outsider walks in to a bar and the music stops and one of the locals stands up and declares 'your type aren't welcome around here'. That's what it feels like posting a report on this page! For some reason, they hate reading about other people having a good time. They immediately go on the defense and try to find fault. It says a lot about their own insecurities.
I have a theory about it actually. I think people who retire in Pattaya are finally living their dream, having their pick of the women they probably never got a second glance from back home. But for some people, the attention goes to their head and they have a God complex. ElMexicant claimed he's on a different playing field to everyone else, I had a guy on the Angeles page telling me 'leave the fucking to the big boys' ! Would-be alpha-males like these don't like the thought that outsiders like you and I can have an equally, if not better time. It undermines them, makes them realise that literally anyone can do what they're doing. They're paying girls to have sex with them. Have you noticed that these same people never pick fights with those who post about their bad experiences? Funny that, isn't it? They're not threatened by those people. Yet if anyone has the audacity to talk about what a great time they've had, they'll have a target on their back. It's pretty sad really.
To end, I just want to speak to any newbies who are thinking about visiting Pattaya. Do it. It's a sweet-shop and you'll have the time of your life. And if you do, post your experiences on here. Ignore the tiresome bores who only criticise, they are a vocal minority, I guarantee a lot of people will appreciate you sharing your experiences. I received a message this morning from a guy who has booked a trip in August after reading my diary. Sharing information is what this page should be all about, easy to forget when there is so much testosterone and unnecessary drama swirling around.
LittleBigMan
03-31-24, 13:33
Rode through Surprise BBQ today and there were no signs of life. Maps says permanently closed as well. Grand Opening, Grand Closing?Somewhat sad, I've been eating at their hole in the wall for years. What 10 x 10 space on Buakhao 21st. I calculate they were doing a 25,000 a night?
Their new place a month a whole new location 1000 tops!
You ever on the Darkside Soi Khao Noi just after Tops Market same side is a new clean outdoor market on the top end side a Thai guy has a pizxs booth. I've had a number of Pizza from Thais at these type of markets his is by fasr the best. HR has about 20 Types starting 120 baht, his best in my opinion is 170 baht the Signature. They have tables you can eat there.
Further up from market around the bend same side Khao Noi Sportbar Wed, Thursday, they have a baby back ribs special at 199 with fries mray falls off the bone.
Sir Lancelot
03-31-24, 14:05
There was a plump Mexican chap sat next to me at breakfast at Sports Lounge chewing a toothpick, who kept making a series of unusual grunts and snorts. Very off-putting. After I'd eaten I went to the market on 2nd Road and bought a few souvenirs for the folks back home. Shopping bags in hand I backtracked down soi Honey towards my hotel.
It's funny though, sometimes when you're not looking for a girl, opportunities present themselves.
At one of the massage places I saw a sexy cougar. She had a curvy figure and a suggestive smile. 'You wan massage and boom boom? ' she said, reading my mind. I hadn't intended to find a girl but she seemed a guaranteed good time.
I followed her shapely bum upstairs having agreed to the 1200 baht price. She closed the curtain behind us in the cubicle and I knew I was in for a good time when she undressed. She had a sexy body and fake tits. Forget cute girls, these are the type of girls I should target on soi Honey! She was 34 years old and unusually from Chiang Rai. About 95% of the girls I ask are from Isaan.
She gave me a nice massage then gave me a skilful blowjob when I turned over. She rode me expertly then I fucked her in mish and doggy, before she bounced up and down on my cock Asian cowgirl until I shot my load.
An enjoyable quickie with a foxy cougar.
Back in my room I spent half an hour on ThaiFriendly. I emailed an older girl with a 2/10 face but 10/10 tits. They were massive natural breasts I couldn't help imagining wrapped around my dick. I also got chatting to two attractive younger girls, both of whom established early they were freelance and quoted 1500.
Slowly the sky turned pink, then Pattaya's skyline twinkled beneath the darkening sky. My plan tonight was to grab a pretty girl from one of the gogos. Did it work? Of course not.
I went to Las Vegas agogo at 8 pm. It was Sunday night so the place was quieter than previous visits. 12 girls were dancing and although several were older girls with pneumatic fake tits, there were a few pretty ones. Of course I was on the look-out for my Terminal 21 girl and I thought I had a possible sighting in the second dance shift, a tall, skinny cutie with luscious long dark hair, but it wasn't my girl.
I went to Mamasan Club LK next, which had a far more intimate layout with eight girls dancing. A couple of the girls were lovely, including a tall one who had tiny tits but erect nipples. I got a stiffy just looking at her cavorting around her chrome pole. I offered her a drink but was too slow, another customer had beaten me to it.
I crossed the street to Paradise but was disappointed when I took my seat and examined the 10 girls shuffling on stage in yellow bikinis. I'd be surprised if any of them were under 30, a far cry from the young Japanese looking girl with pigtails I once barfined from this bar. Outside the toilets seems to be where girls congregate when they're not on stage. Both cubicles were locked so I used the urinal as three or four girls watched, one of them chomping on a banana.
I got a bad seat in Destiny, near the door, which meant I didn't get the best view of the girls on the T-shaped stage. This bar is very popular with expats, I don't think I've seen so many silver foxes in one place at the same time.
I decided to abandon my gogo idea and get myself some food. I was disappointed. I was prepared to barfine any pretty girl I saw but the only one I was tempted by had already been bought a drink. However I'd enjoyed visiting the bars and will try some of the others tomorrow night.
After wolfing down a tuna jacket potato at Hungry Hippo I went on my usual circuit around Tree Town and Myth. The Area 52 girl I like was with a customer so I ended up buying a drink for a cutie at Ass 95. I've known her for a few years and fucked her on my last trip, but when I enquired about barfining her tonight she kept looking at her watch (10 pm) and was keen to know where I was staying. I wasn't in the mood for a rushed meet, so I lost interest.
I ended up walking along soi Honey. While this street has lots of massage-with-extras places stocked with older cougars, including half a dozen specialising in ladyboys, it also has a series of short time bars like Pink Lady and Runway, which have younger girls and short-time rooms upstairs. Quite often the girls are not to my taste but occasionally you can find a pretty one. I got chatting with a lovely 21 year old with a Cambodian appearance, who had the winning combo of braces on her teeth and big tits. She quoted 2000 but accepted 1500 and we were soon undressing in a dark room overlooking LK Metro.
'I'm shy' she said needlessly as her clothes fell to the floor. She had a lovely curvy body and her breasts were perfection in my books, full and jiggly with big nipples. I got rock hard just squeezing them. I kissed her and she told me I was only her third customer in the month she's worked at the bar. Although she was inexperienced the sex was great. When I first slid in she was very tight and I had to go slowly, but by the end she was riding me like a bucking bronco as I squeezed her perfect tits. One of the best fucks of the trip.
She had a mischievous side too. As we left the bar she told me to say 'yamadong' to her friend, who had a shocked look on her face and looked like she was going to slap me. Any ideas what I said?
Soi Honey disappointed me on my last trip but I'd fucked two girls on this street today, a massage-with-extras with a sexy cougar during the afternoon and then an enjoyable romp with a pretty 21 year old later.
Maybe you missed my post about the importance of a foreigner and what he thinks come right after the importance of the fleas on their dog. No need in wasting your breath saying you were not happy. But I guess you saw that first hand."right after the importance of what the fleas on their dog think". Most what-the-hell thing in that whole story is that the guy actually paid her 2000. I wouldn't even have let her stink up my shower after that.
Breaking news, I have been banned from Tinder. I thought my messages were generally very tame but I think I used the word 'short-time' and have been suspended as a result. I find it amusing that an App which essentially facilitates one night stands should take any kind of moral high ground on sex for sale.
Tinder is unfortunately very quick to ban. They have so many users that they just don't care I think. Look the wrong way, and you'll get banned, and they seem to have a very effective ban system in place too, so you might end up having to get both a different phone, phone number, and email to login again.
I've only used tinder for normal / non-p4 p dates, and even then, best to move the conversation to line ASAP lest you risk offending some lilly flower who reports you, because, tinder is very trigger-happy on their ban-button and just don't care. Unfortunately it's also the dating app with the most users, but bumble is a good number #2 and seems to suffer slightly less from indiscriminate bans.
Tinder is unfortunately very quick to ban. Agreed. I was also banned but was able to make another account since I have multiple emails / phone numbers. As you stated, its best to move the conversation to line app or whatsapp as soon as possible. I find bumble to be far superior but it depends on the city I'm in. Theres's also badou and several other apps but I just stick with tinder and bumble.
There was a plump Mexican chap sat next to me at breakfast at Sports Lounge chewing a toothpick, who kept making a series of unusual grunts and snorts. Very off-putting.Sounds like you and ElMexicant finally met in person.
.... Blanquiceleste and Natty Bumpo to name a couple......Hey, I completely forgot about NB. When did he disappear from ISG? Whatever became of him?
Forty Drinks
03-31-24, 23:49
There was a plump Mexican chap sat next to me at breakfast at Sports Lounge chewing a toothpick, who kept making a series of unusual grunts and snorts. Very off-putting. After I'd eaten I went to the market on 2nd Road and bought a few souvenirs for the folks back home. Shopping bags in hand I backtracked down soi Honey towards my hotel.
It's funny though, sometimes when you're not looking for a girl, opportunities present themselves.
At one of the massage places I saw a sexy cougar. She had a curvy figure and a suggestive smile. 'You wan massage and boom boom? ' she said, reading my mind. I hadn't intended to find a girl but she seemed a guaranteed good time.
I followed her shapely bum upstairs having agreed to the 1200 baht price. She closed the curtain behind us in the cubicle and I knew I was in for a good time when she undressed. She had a sexy body and fake tits. Forget cute girls, these are the type of girls I should target on soi Honey! She was 34 years old and unusually from Chiang Rai. About 95% of the girls I ask are from Isaan.
She gave me a nice massage then gave me a skilful blowjob when I turned over. She rode me expertly then I fucked her in mish and doggy, before she bounced up and down on my cock Asian cowgirl until I shot my load.
An enjoyable quickie with a foxy cougar.
Back in my room I spent half an hour on ThaiFriendly. I emailed an older girl with a 2/10 face but 10/10 tits. They were massive natural breasts I couldn't help imagining wrapped around my dick. I also got chatting to two attractive younger girls, both of whom established early they were freelance and quoted 1500.
Slowly the sky turned pink, then Pattaya's skyline twinkled beneath the darkening sky. My plan tonight was to grab a pretty girl from one of the gogos. Did it work? Of course not.
I went to Las Vegas agogo at 8 pm. It was Sunday night so the place was quieter than previous visits. 12 girls were dancing and although several were older girls with pneumatic fake tits, there were a few pretty ones. Of course I was on the look-out for my Terminal 21 girl and I thought I had a possible sighting in the second dance shift, a tall, skinny cutie with luscious long dark hair, but it wasn't my girl.
I went to Mamasan Club LK next, which had a far more intimate alayout with eight girls dancing. A couple of the girls were lovely, including a tall one who had tiny tits but erect nipples. I got a stiffy just looking at her cavorting around her chrome pole. I offered her a drink but was too slow, another customer had beaten me to it.
I crossed the street to Paradise but was disappointed when I took my seat and examined the 10 girls shuffling on stage in yellow bikinis. I'd be surprised if any of them were under 30, a far cry from the young Japanese looking girl with pigtails I once barfined from this bar. Outside the toilets seems to be where girls congregate when they're not on stage. Both cubicles were locked so I used the urinal as three or four girls watched, one of them chomping on a banana.
I got a bad seat in Destiny, near the door, which meant I didn't get the best view of the girls on the T-shaped stage. This bar is very popular with expats, I don't think I've seen so many silver foxes in one place at the same time.
I decided to abandon my gogo idea and get myself some food. I was disappointed. I was prepared to barfine any pretty girl I saw but the only one I was tempted by had already been bought a drink. However I'd enjoyed visiting the bars and will try some of the others tomorrow night.
After wolfing down a tuna jacket potato at Hungry Hippo I went on my usual circuit around Tree Town and Myth. The Area 52 girl I like was with a customer so I ended up buying a drink for a cutie at Ass 95. I've known her for a few years and fucked her on my last trip, but when I enquired about barfining her tonight she kept looking at her watch (10 pm) and was keen to know where I was staying. I wasn't in the mood for a rushed meet, so I lost interest.
I ended up walking along soi Honey. While this street has lots of massage-with-extras places stocked with older cougars, including half a dozen specialising in ladyboys, it also has a series of short time bars like Pink Lady and Runway, which have younger girls and short-time rooms upstairs. Quite often the girls are not to my taste but occasionally you can find a pretty one. I got chatting with a lovely 21 year old with a Cambodian appearance, who had the winning combo of braces on her teeth and big tits. She quoted 2000 but accepted 1500 and we were soon undressing in a dark room overlooking LK Metro.
'I'm shy' she said needlessly as her clothes fell to the floor. She had a lovely curvy body and her breasts were perfection in my books, full and jiggly with big nipples. I got rock hard just squeezing them. I kissed her and she told me I was only her third customer in the month she's worked at the bar. Although she was inexperienced the sex was great. When I first slid in she was very tight and I had to go slowly, but by the end she was riding me like a bucking bronco as I squeezed her perfect tits. One of the best fucks of the trip.
She had a mischievous side too. As we left the bar she told me to say 'yamadong' to her friend, who had a shocked look on her face and looked like she was going to slap me. Any ideas what I said?
Soi Honey disappointed me on my last trip but I'd fucked two girls on this street today, a massage-with-extras with a sexy cougar during the afternoon and then an enjoyable romp with a pretty 21 year old later.Massage girl 1st one referenced. Checks out. Curvy and Cougar meaning Fat and Old-1,200 (appropriately Paid). No problems in Houston on this one.
Forty Drinks
04-01-24, 00:00
Red Planet has prices in the $20's for April. High season might have arrived Guys.
After staying away for 3 months was hoping for those $15-17 prices they had this past not too long ago.
In the past, when his handle was still MonkeyPaw, other board members who met him also said he was a really nice guy. Makes me wonder why he comes across as such an arrogant asshole in his posts.Interesting. If that is the way MonkeyPaw came across in person then that is quite different from the way he came across online.
His character here was that he was the Light and the Way and anyone who challenged him was a loser and only his cult followers would ever be allowed to hang with him. LOL.
He dished it out by the garbage truck load but couldn't take it. He might have had the thinnest skin of any poster here. He immediately blocked several of us who dared to question the need to rack up 90,000+ baht bar tabs just to swing covered sex with the hottest Ladydrink hustlers in the place.
Then, despite his claim to educate and tutor anyone who joined him on a bar hop in his expert Light and the Way methods for getting great sex with the hottest girls, we got lengthy sad reports from frustrated and disappointed guys who actually did fall for his pitch and never scored anything more than if they'd walked into a bar blindfolded and broke to choose a lady. LOL.
Just sayin'.
Sir Lancelot
04-01-24, 10:18
Massage girl 1st one referenced. Checks out. Curvy and Cougar meaning Fat and Old-1,200 (appropriately Paid). No problems in Houston on this one.Such a relief to have people like you proof-reading my posts. Once again though you're wrong. She wasn't fat at all, she was slim with fake tits. Great body and great value for 1200.
You're the guy who claimed soi 6 girls couldn't possibly be pretty enough to work on Walking Street. As a matter of interest, how do you think girls find bars? Do you think when they first arrive from their province they arrive at a toll-booth on the outskirts of Pattaya, where some officials look them up and down and tells them where to go?
'Swy mak mak, go to Pinup'.
'Oh dear, straight to Beach Road for you'.
'Hmm. I think you are soi 6 at best'.
Truth is, there are lots of very average looking girls at the gogo bars and a lot of very pretty girls on soi 6. You strike me as very naive to suggest otherwise.
Anyway good news, you've only got three more posts of mine to proof-read before my diary finishes. Must be very labour intensive for you trying to find fault all the time.
Forty Drinks
04-01-24, 10:39
Such a relief to have people like you proof-reading my posts. Once again though you're wrong. She wasn't fat at all, she was slim with fake tits. Great body and great value for 1200.
You're the guy who claimed soi 6 girls couldn't possibly be pretty enough to work on Walking Street. As a matter of interest, how do you think girls find bars? Do you think when they first arrive from their province they arrive at a toll-booth on the outskirts of Pattaya, where some officials look them up and down and tell them where to go?
'Swy mak mak, go to Pinup'.
'Oh dear, straight to Beach Road for you'.
'Hmm. I think you are soi 6 at best'.
Truth is, there are lots of very average looking girls at the gogo bars and a lot of very pretty girls on soi 6. You strike me as very naive to suggest otherwise.
Anyway good news, you've only got three more posts of mine to proof-read before my diary finishes. Must be very labour intensive for you trying to find fault all the time.Just keeping it Real Sir.
Again for the 40th time there are very fiW pretty girls on Soi 6.
The last one was Baitoey,. And I would have to stretch as she was kind of Flat. Hahaha.
Sir Lancelot
04-01-24, 11:01
I had my first ThaiFriendly meet lined up for 2 pm. I sent her the location of my hotel (another useful feature on Line) and received a phone call from reception at 2. 05 pm informing me I had a guest. Only five minutes late is a major result when it comes to Asian girl's timekeeping.
When I opened the door I was reasonably pleased. The girl had enough of a resemblance to the pretty girl with tattoos in the photos on her profile. Game on. As she was riding me in cowgirl, me squeezing her small tits, there was a loud crack of thunder and suddenly rain began drumming down outside. It gave an apocalyptic soundtrack as she sucked me to a climax. Normally I find it difficult to cum when I'm being given oral as girls often stop and start too much but this girl sucked with the perfect suction, tempo and hand action, and soon I came to an intense climax. She heard me cumming and pulled her face away, laughing as I shot my load up my chest.
We lay on the bed chatting afterwards as she waited for the rain to subside. I enjoyed chatting with her. She told me she lived with two friends who are also both freelancing on ThaiFriendly.
In terms of payment, I have to confess I'm under-researched when it comes to ThaiFriendly but when I'd asked earlier and she replied '1500 with condom' it seemed a fair price. She was a cute girl.
I've lined another pretty girl from ThaiFriendly for tomorrow afternoon too. Ordinarily I find online hookups tedious but I've had to adapt my modus operandi for the last few weeks of this trip due to my bad chest. The less time I can spend in bars the better.
I had a lazy afternoon in my room, writing this diary and wasting time online. I must admit, I'm not feeling very mentally stimulated on this trip. I was supposed to be joined for the vast majority by my friend Macca but he bailed on me and Sam has been very elusive too due to dwindling funds. I enjoy mongering on my own in small doses but a month of having the same conversations over and over with bargirls is taking its toll. I'm craving male conversation, or at the very least someone to beat at pool.
Night fell quickly and soon I was striding purposefully out of my hotel, cashed up, with a few emergency condoms in my pocket in case I end up on soi 6 or soi Honey.
Last night I visited four gogo bars on soi LK Metro but was disappointed with the quality of girls. Tonight my plan was to try some different bars and attempt to barfine a girl as early as possible. For once, my plan worked.
It didn't start too promisingly. I went to Queen which in past years has been one of the top bars on soi LK Metro when it comes to pretty girls. However I walked inside to see eight rather fierce-looking older gals, all topless with big fake boobs, nipples pointing at an array of improbable angles. It was 8 pm and I was the only customer. The second dance shift was better, with a few prettier girls (natural tits, hallelujah!) but I couldn't help wondering what on earth has gone wrong with this place.
Two years ago I posted on this forum about 'the most beautiful girl in Pattaya' and now, since she has long gone, I can reveal that she used to work in this bar. Her face was exquisite and I was fortunate enough to see her first ever dance, in fact I was the first customer to slide a tip in to her G-string. No girls were even remotely up to her standard tonight.
Yet this bar definitely has talent. There's a big screen above the stage showing photos of girls and there are some stunners for sure. There were four lovely girls outside too, just sadly not much talent on stage.
When you walk along soi LK Metro you always see an enthusiastic collection of Hello, girls outside each bar, trying to cajole you inside. Consistently the prettiest lineup seems to be outside Dolls LK, next to Jibby's. I walked inside the tiny bar which had two small square stages, only big enough for two girls dancing at a time. But while the venue underwhelmed me, the quality of girls certainly did not. There were 10 girls and the quality was good. A girl with a radiant smile was chatting with a farang opposite, while a dark-skinned beauty with no tits at all slow-danced around a chrome pole. There were two cuties with shorter hair dancing on the other stage too.
I spotted a sexy girl with a curvy body and invited her over for a chat. She had a distinctive face and looked dynamite in the skimpy outfit she was wearing. She had big tits and her fishnet stockings showed off her skinny legs. She was very affectionate, holding my hand as we exchanged smalltalk, but while she looked sweet and innocent with bows in her hair, she certainly wasn't, rubbing my cock suggestively with a glint in her eye. My cock voted yes, it was rock hard for the entire duration of our conversation.
The barfine here is 1540 baht. That's right, 40 baht added for good measure!
But it doesn't stop there. The mamasan added that girls can only leave for short-time if they've been bought three lady-drinks. I presume this is not the case and it was just a greedy mamasan trying to squeeze a few extra baht, but I'd already bought the girl two drinks so wearily agreed to a third. If the mamasan was speaking the truth, then the barfine here is not 1540 baht, it's essentially 2170 baht.
The pretty girl went to get changed and reappeared five minutes later wearing ubiquitous denim shorts and a breezy floral top. She looked sexy. We walked the short distance back to my hotel hand in hand and had a really good session with lots of positions, culminating in a very pleasurable 69. She groaned loudly each time I stuck my tongue as far up her pussy as I could. She had a fabulous body, fuller boobs and was a very enthusiastic kisser. A great girl.
I have only two days remaining on this trip. Tomorrow I have another ThaiFriendly girl coming around after breakfast and then hopefully I can barfine a pretty girl from one of the bars later. I'm also keen to have one last visit to soi 6 before I fly home on Thursday.
Forty Drinks
04-01-24, 11:16
So when a particular memeber say he gets his girls from GCs this is what I imagine. LOL.
https://thailand-247.com/index.php?/topic/1478-pattaya-go-go-bars-beer-bars-restaurants-news-closures-and-updates/page/234/
You Have to Scroll down a bit. All in Blueish Toned Sexy Outfits.
Educational Purposes Only. This is what 2 k LONGTIME girls look like.
Or we can take it down a notch. Also what 1 k girls short time look like.
Sir Lancelot
04-01-24, 17:38
Just keeping it Real Sir.
Again for the 40th time there are very fiW pretty girls on Soi 6.By saying there are very few pretty girls on soi 6 you are in fact admitting there are some pretty girls.
Glad we see eye to eye, I'm always keen to get your approval.
Banana Boi
04-01-24, 17:54
The barfine here is 1540 baht. That's right, 40 baht added for good measure!
But it doesn't stop there. The mamasan added that girls can only leave for short-time if they've been bought three lady-drinks. I presume this is not the case and it was just a greedy mamasan trying to squeeze a few extra baht, but I'd already bought the girl two drinks so wearily agreed to a third. If the mamasan was speaking the truth, then the barfine here is not 1540 baht, it's essentially 2170 baht.
It's a Thai gogo bar scam. Mamasan figures you can afford another lady drink or are desperate so mama or the girl tells you that there's a drink quota the girl needs to meet. This happens a lot to guys who don't know better at Walking Street gogo bars. Why we have that popular poster named "Forty Drinks". This is the first I've heard this at a LK Metro gogo bar though.
What you should have did in that situation was walk. Tell the girl to find a lady drink from another customer while you wait at another gogo bar. Ask her to Line you once she has that drink and you will come back if you haven't found another girl by then. Believe me 9 times out of 10 that girl will pay her half of the lady drink if it's really a rule or mamasan will say ok you can BF her now. They know you don't live there. If you live in Pattaya they would never pull that stunt on you.
The extra 40 baht randomly added to the BF is a new one. Wish you had questioned it just to hear what mama said it was for.
Tradewinds
04-01-24, 17:56
Ice water runs through my veins. Not quite God's gift to women, but damn close. I consider myself doing charity every time I pay these girls for sex. Honestly, I think I am a "good catch" when it comes to girls. So my approach on TF has always been straight to the point. See pic. I do the same at bars / GoGo bars / or at a club. I don't need to get to know them with silly question or small talk. I just want to bang. And my logic is "better me than the next guy. " Take my dinero. I may even ask for a handsome man discount.Hi, I read a lot about contacting the girl's Line ID; I'm a resident for a few months in Jomtien; can someone post me a Line ID, please? Cheers.
Sir Lancelot
04-01-24, 18:13
Hi, I read a lot about contacting the girl's Line ID; I'm a resident for a few months in Jomtien; can someone post me a Line ID, please? Cheers.Line is basically the Thai version of WhatsApp. Just download the App on your phone before you go and quickly set up a profile. All Thai girls have got it. If you meet a girl you like, get her Line.
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