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This is part 2 of my 3-part series. This one has no sex in it, just musings about gogo hopping on a sweaty Monday night in Pattaya.
I walked out into the balmy Pattaya evening and headed towards WS. It was around 8pm, and I knew this was too early. So I stopped by Mr Sandwich and had a falafel. Not terribly god, but it got some calories into me. Then down to the far end of WS for a pick-me-up.
“A short Americano with two extra shots...yes two EXTRA shots...no, a triple Americano...yes, three shots total...short...three...thank you. Take out.”
I sat and sipped my beautiful brew for 30 minutes or so, and then strolled back down WS. I noticed that I was getting more 'welcoooooome' catcalls, to which I was more than happy to attribute to the linen shirt and extra hair gel.
My task was a tricky one. I had to troll the gogo bars, but I could not go to Baccara, Peppermint, or Cavern since that's where my girl and her gang reside. Furthermore, I could not go to Roxy or Naughty girl or Super Girl since there were girls in there who had a proprietary take on our relationship. So that left the choices kind of thin. Here were the options:
-Angelwitch
-Beach Club
- Happy
- Diamond
- SuperBaby
- Airport
- the one next to it, forget its name, Iron?
- Dollhouse
- Club Misty
- Shark
-One of the smaller rip-off joints like Cozy or Sweethearts.
- Or one of the slutty ones like Windmill or Babydolls
SuperBaby is out, for pricing and doll-like appearance reasons, Beach Club is out because girls are too skinny for me, Diamond is out because I've never had any luck there, Dollhouse is out because of my experience there last week, I don't care for the look of the girls in Iron, Club Misty sucks IMHO, as does Shark, and I'm not into being trapped in places like Cozy or watching banana-ice-fucking at Windmill. So that left Airport, Angelwitch and Happy. In that order.
Airport
Airport at 9pm had exactly 21 girls milling around (maybe some were in the back), and 9 customers, including Kumbu. The girls were rather subdued – the place had no energy, which is most unusual for Airport. I sat there for 15 minutes sipping a Coke, hoping no one would notice me. There were two girls who were kinda cute. One girl was heavy-thighed and big-butted, but she seemed to think a little too highly of herself. Another girl had the sweetest, sexiest face, with a slightly thick waistline. But long, sexy legs. Nothing inspired the most demanding Kumbu, and so I was intent on leaving. I was trying to stay as long as I could because it was hot out there and I wanted to cool down, but a girl eventually came and sat next to me. So I quickly grabbed my ticket and paid up.
Angelwitch
Walked into the steamy night, and up the soi to Angelwitch. Sat there with my Coke Light for 20 minutes looking at the rather uninspired offerings. There were 16 girls on stage, wearing their red fishnet stockings, but not even one of them were Kumbu-worthy. One of the waitresses who knows me from my various escapades in Pattaya chatted with me the whole time, trying to get me to commit (in a non-pushy way), but I told her flat out that there was no one that did it for me.
Smarmy English bastard
So off I go at around 9:35pm. Rather than head back down to WS, I went the other way, deeper into the soi, turned right, to Second Street, and then right again. This leads to a soi that can take you back down to WS. As I was walking down second street, a taxi pulls up and this white guy fiddles his way out and hops onto the sidewalk. I don't look at him, but through my peripheral vision, I notice that he is pale, sweaty, and very shifty-eyed. I already don't like the guy - He seems very...smarmy. Anyway, he sees me and in an English accent says to me:
Sweaty, Smarmy, Shifty-Eyed English Bloke: “Do you speak English?
Kumbu: mm-hmm
SSSEB: Do you know your way around here by any chance? I haven't a clue where I am.
K: mm-hmm
SSSEB: Do you know where Tower Hotel is?
K: Tower...umm....nope, sorry.
SSSEB: Are you English?
K: No, American
SSSEB: aw. Well anyway, it doesn't sound good, but I've just been with a Thai prostitute...
K: as have we all.
SSSEB: umm...yeah...anyway, she...blimey, you look like Thai people...
K: I'm not Thai people
SSSEB: That's not meant in a bad way. Anyway, she grabbed me wallet and took off while I was in the shower, and she stole 1000 quid, and I now don' t have a cent on me -
K: You need to go to the police, and don't you mean penny?
SSSEB: Umm, well I did, but the bastards told me all I can do is go to my consulate.
K: Yeah, that's right, and did you?
SSSEB: Well, no, but you see, the thing is I have to phone home coz me mum, you see, she's sick and I have to talk to her, otherwise she gets very upset. So all I really need is 10 quid...
K: (slaps SSSEB on his sweaty shoulder) Good luck my friend, I've never heard of Tower hotel, I hope you find it, take care. (walks away).
SSSEB: (sarcasm) Well thanks very much for your help, mate.
Asshole. Now that I think about it, I saw this very same guy in February, and back then he did the very same thing, and I reacted in exactly the same way. So this is his shtick. Beware of Sweaty, Smarmy, Shifty-Eyed English Bloke.
Happy Agogo
I went on my way to Happy Agogo. Ok, so I often go to Happy just to get a drink and admire the girls. There are three girls that I like to look at, and two of the three often give me subtle glances. The third one does not know I exist. She usually takes one look at me and that's the end of that. She has a really attractive face – it is a classic kind of Asian beauty, with high cheek bones, large eyes, and a really sophisticated feel to it. She does not smile, and just looks very model-esque. Nice to look at, but I think she would be high-cost and low-service. But still, very pleasant to watch while you sip your cold drink. So I was hoping she would be there to provide Kumbu with some visual therapy.
I walked in and the usher tried to stick me on a stool at the dance floor. Does he not know me yet? I do not do that – I need to be able to see the whole stage and see the whole girl. When you are up against the tree trunks you really can't see the whole tree, let alone the forest. So I wandered around the back until I found a suitable table a few feet from the stage.
I sat down, ordered my drink, and looked over the girls. Right before me was a new girl I had not seen before and she's looking right at me. We lock eye gaze, and she gives a sideways wink, I pucker my lips ever so slightly, she smiles and alluringly turns away. For the next five minutes we played looksies, but after a while the rotation of the girls took her out of my eyesight, so I turned my attention to the other girls.
And there she stood, the beauty of Happy, the one I was hoping would be there to sooth Kumbu's appetite for visual genius. She had just gotten onto the stage, and she was dancing her sophisticated dance, looking beautiful and everything, without a trace of a smile. And unusually, and to my great astonishment, she was looking right at me. This was surprisingly discomforting. I realized in that moment there is great safety in anonymity. She was looking right at me, and so I could not gaze unfettered at her to my heart's delight. Why was she doing this to me? Ah yes, linen and gel.
So now I played looksies with her for the next 10 minutes, and then I decided I just was not ready to commit to her, not even buy her a drink. I am not ready to play in this big league – I am an admirer, not a player, at least not with girls of this attitude. I was not in the mood for a high maintenance girl, and I kind of wanted to keep Happy as my safe-drink place. So I paid up before the rotation took her off the stage and I left without so much as a goodbye or a parting tip. Hopefully she will remember me as a cheap asshole and never pay me any attention again. That way I can come in and just look at her fine classic face and not be bothered with the whole lady drink, BF affair.
What to do next? I did not find anyone that even came close to my rimmer from Baccara. Do I feel like some rimming tonight? Maybe some anal? See, the downside to this girl is that she is a really energetic one. She is high energy, and she will drain me, both physically and mentally. Am I up for that? Well, let's see. I decided to go for it.
Airport
Airport at 9pm had exactly 21 girls milling around (maybe some were in the back), and 9 customers, including Kumbu. The girls were rather subdued – the place had no energy, which is most unusual for Airport. I sat there for 15 minutes sipping a Coke, hoping no one would notice me. There were two girls who were kinda cute. One girl was heavy-thighed and big-butted, but she seemed to think a little too highly of herself. Another girl had the sweetest, sexiest face, with a slightly thick waistline. But long, sexy legs. Nothing inspired the most demanding Kumbu, and so I was intent on leaving.
I've noticed that Airport has really gone downhill in the last year or so. They used to have some good looking slim girls, but now they seem to be fat and below par.
She moaned in Thai about how she had finished (not sure what exactly she was saying, something like 'siao leew' – anyone care to translate this?), and that she needed a few moments because she was now sensitive.
She complained that she had tried to hold back but she came anyway so now she feels bad. I comforted her, telling her that it made me happy. Truth be told, I wanted to continue a little more – I had not really probed the inside of her pussy with my tongue, it had been almost entirely clit oriented. So after some convincing, we agree to shoot for #2. This time she was far more overtly responsive – groaning, wiggling, squirming, gasping, and coming in less than 5 minutes. She squealed some more about siao leew, and and we relaxed for a few moments to let her get her breath back. After a long 60 seconds, I indicated we should go for #3. She laughed, paused, and then petulantly heaved her hips upwards and stuck her pussy into my mouth!
Siaow translates rather interestingly. The first time I had a girl use it I assumed she was saying that she was turned on and excited. And when I looked it up in my dictionary, I was happy to see that it said, "the feel of the thrill of lust. " But then I saw the next definition for it which was "the feel of a sudden pain! " In subsequent trysts with young ladies, there have been several that shout, "siao, " and thrust my head/tongue into their nether regions at full force. But then there have also been a few who yell, "siao, " and try to push me away! So take your pick, just remember that whatever it is, it is damn exciting! (there is also the meaning of siao as in the thrill of sudden fear!)
Want to make sure I don't under or over pay. Last year in Bangkok it seemed the average BF was 600 and the typical agreed price for ST was 1, 500 (the initial demand was typically 2, 000). LT, when offered, varied a great deal.
But it's supposed to be less in Pattaya right? What would you say is the average BF, initial demand, and final agreed price for the average WG in Patts, and how much for stunners? ST and LT.
Thanks guys.
Prices are still 1500 LT 1000 ST and that is for Bar girls!
Disco girls are 1000 LT !
I looked it up in my dictionary, I was happy to see that it said, "the feel of the thrill of lust. " But then I saw the next definition for it which was "the feel of a sudden pain! " Thanks for this, it is very helpful. I think my girl was using it to mean sudden pain, in that, after one has an orgasm, one often feels overly sensitive. She clearly was sensitive all over her body and could not be touched for at least 60 seconds afterwards. But before the orgasm, no mention of siaow leew.
I was happy to see that it said, "the feel of the thrill of lust. " But then I saw the next definition for it which was "the feel of a sudden pain! "
These are the kinds of ambiguities that are really frustrating in some languages. In Vietnamese for example, SAD and BORED are the same word. There's another one like that, it's not coming to mind at the moment, but it's 2 pretty-much opposite-meaning adjectives that use the same word. Whoever invented this language should be fired.
There's another one like that, it's not coming to mind at the moment, but it's 2 pretty-much opposite-meaning adjectives that use the same word. Whoever invented this language should be fired.Maybe you're thinking of 'klai' (near) and 'klai' (far)? You really do have to wonder what genius thought that up. Though to be fair, the first one is a falling tone, so to Thai ears it's a completely different word.
'Siao' (rising tone) is used for any keen, piercing sensation, whether painful, surprising, or arousing. I've had passengers in my car use it, meaning that my driving scared them. Sensodyne, the toothpaste, is labeled as being for 'siao fan' ('fan' is teeth). And so on, though hopefully anyone on these forums will hear it mainly in its sexual context. In that case it just means, ooh yes, carry on!
Smarmy English bastard
So off I go at around 9:35pm. Rather than head back down to WS, I went the other way, deeper into the soi, turned right, to Second Street, and then right again. This leads to a soi that can take you back down to WS. As I was walking down second street, a taxi pulls up and this white guy fiddles his way out and hops onto the sidewalk. I don't look at him, but through my peripheral vision, I notice that he is pale, sweaty, and very shifty-eyed. I already don't like the guy - He seems very...smarmy. Anyway, he sees me and in an English accent says to me:
Sweaty, Smarmy, Shifty-Eyed English Bloke: “Do you speak English?
Kumbu: mm-hmm
SSSEB: Do you know your way around here by any chance? I haven't a clue where I am.
K: mm-hmm
SSSEB: Do you know where Tower Hotel is?
K: Tower...umm....nope, sorry.
SSSEB: Are you English?
K: No, American
SSSEB: aw. Well anyway, it doesn't sound good, but I've just been with a Thai prostitute...
K: as have we all.
SSSEB: umm...yeah...anyway, she...blimey, you look like Thai people...
K: I'm not Thai people
SSSEB: That's not meant in a bad way. Anyway, she grabbed me wallet and took off while I was in the shower, and she stole 1000 quid, and I now don' t have a cent on me -
K: You need to go to the police, and don't you mean penny?
SSSEB: Umm, well I did, but the bastards told me all I can do is go to my consulate.
K: Yeah, that's right, and did you?
SSSEB: Well, no, but you see, the thing is I have to phone home coz me mum, you see, she's sick and I have to talk to her, otherwise she gets very upset. So all I really need is 10 quid...
K: (slaps SSSEB on his sweaty shoulder) Good luck my friend, I've never heard of Tower hotel, I hope you find it, take care. (walks away).
SSSEB: (sarcasm) Well thanks very much for your help, mate.
Asshole. Now that I think about it, I saw this very same guy in February, and back then he did the very same thing, and I reacted in exactly the same way. So this is his shtick. Beware of Sweaty, Smarmy, Shifty-Eyed English Bloke.Interesting. I had the same conversation with an English guy back in November. Wouldn't have said that he was particularly smarmy, but then perhaps I am myself... What a worrying thought.
I used to live with a Taiwanese girl who spoke taiwanese, English and mandarin fluently. There are 5 sounds in mandarin. We would fool around with some words that had the same spelling but different sound-meaning but my western ear could only HEAR 3 of the tones much less say them...
[QUOTE=Betong]Maybe you're thinking of 'klai' (near) and 'klai' (far)? You really do have to wonder what genius thought that up. Though to be fair, the first one is a falling tone, so to Thai ears it's a completely different word.
Hey Guys
Am about to be back in Pattaya and am going to hook up with a girl who I met last year. She wants to know if there is any boy bar equivalent of the agogo bars that we can go to together. Obviously I know there are places where gays go, but anywhere as a couple that we can not look totally out of place....we are both pretty open minded
These are the kinds of ambiguities that are really frustrating in some languages. In Vietnamese for example, SAD and BORED are the same word. There's another one like that, it's not coming to mind at the moment, but it's 2 pretty-much opposite-meaning adjectives that use the same word. Whoever invented this language should be fired.Probably same as with the use of sanuk, since it is always used to describe any kind of pleasurable experience, yet can limit an explanation. I once took a girl to go see History of Violence or whatever the name of that Viggo Mortenson film was. I thought the film was very well done, very intense, but also had a lot of blood and guts and certainly not the easiest film to watch or relax to. When the movie finished, the girl looked at me and said, "sanuk mai? " Yeah, it was a good film, but was it fun or a pleasurable experience? I think I'd rather use another word.
Near Oasis in Soi Buakhaow.
Little hole-in-the-wall place, totally empty when Oasis was packed. Only a handful of girls, but proportionately more cuties than Oasis. I ended up upstairs with 2 girls, 1000 each plus barfines (500 and 600). At least they didn't charge for the room. The one girl got really horny and rode herself to an orgasm, which made the younger girl I did first jealous, so she hopped on again as well to catch up.
Near Oasis in Soi Buakhaow.
Little hole-in-the-wall place, totally empty when Oasis was packed. Only a handful of girls, but proportionately more cuties than Oasis. I ended up upstairs with 2 girls, 1000 each plus barfines (500 and 600). At least they didn't charge for the room. The one girl got really horny and rode herself to an orgasm, which made the younger girl I did first jealous, so she hopped on again as well to catch up.Where exactly is this place? How old were the girls?
Part III. Here, I pull the same girl from Baccara as I pulled a few days previously. We do pretty much the same as before, plus one extra, very interesting twist (which comes in the next post).
I walked in to Baccara, and it was much emptier than usual. But it's a Monday night. The waiters recognize me and they all descend like a pack of wolves to the kill. I am engulfed in waiter-hands, some giving excessive wai, some grabbing my elbow to motion me towards the execution site, which has already been identified – a lounge chair in the middle of the stage. I am taken on the wave of waiters to the chair and carefully placed in my place, awaiting the arrival of the executioner. Within seconds, the dreaded ass-wielding executioner arrives. I feel the mixture of trepidation and excitement as I look slowly upwards at her. Standing on stage right in front of me, topless, wearing white straps up her right leg, standing with her arms akimbo looking down at me like the sentenced-criminal about to be put to the ax (or ass, as the case may be). I manage a frightened smile at her, and she turns her back and pokes her rounded ass at me.
Fuck yeah.
I'll skip the niceties – I paid her BF (600B), waited while she got dressed and off we went. Upon exit, she asks me if I want to go back to the hotel or have a drink in Cavern. This is obviously a way for her to curry favor with the folks at Cavern – she brings some schmuck in to drop cash there, it obviously does her cred a great deal of good. I know how the game works, and I understand how it helps her. So I put it to her plainly: whatever I spend at Cavern comes out of what I pay her at the end of the night. I was sure she would opt for the hotel, but to my complete and utter amazement, she chose the Cavern option. Very interesting. The power of society.
So we go to Cavern, and upon entry, I am greeted like a superstar. Waiters here too engulf me, all slapping me on the back, one guy giving me a shoulder rub, each jostling with each other for the chance to serve this lamb at the slaughterhouse. We finally order a drink each, and she asks me to buy mama san a drink. No problem, it is YOUR money I'm spending anyway. Then she asks me to buy her friend a drink. Ditto, YOUR money. But it was amazing to watch her, because this was getting her positively high. The fact that she had this guy dropping drinks for people he was not even going to fuck made her look like a frikkin' rain master. All the other girls were coming over and congratulating her on hooking a sucker and telling her what a great catch I was. I don't understand Thai all that well, but it was pretty obvious what was happening. But wtf, this is HER money, and I am a player in this show that is designed to enhance her own personal image. If it makes me look like a dufus, I don't care. I calculated that it is not costing me any money, but it is helping her feel good about herself. This will invariably translate into positive karma in the bedroom.
While at Cavern, they had a Sekksi Shoh which I must comment on, as I just loved it. They dimmed the lights, cranked up the UV light and out walked these naked girls who had been adorned with body art using fluorescent ink. They had flowers, various birds of flight, other animals, sea shells, painted onto their bodies with fluorescent ink – bright oranges, greens, yellows, it was beautiful. But the clincher was a guy came out with the girls, and he sat down on the stage and one of the girls comes over to him and presented her bare back to him. Then over the next 2-3 minutes, with his paint brush and collection of six fluorescent dyes, he proceeded to create a bright, glowing, spectacular mural on this girl's back. It was a scene of two cocks (roosters) fighting, which is an odd thing to paint, but it was awesome watching it all come together, on the back of this naked woman.
Anyway, I think this is not unique to Cavern, since as soon as the show was over, the artist took off, and my girl told me that he was going to some other club. But it was well worth my time and I applauded louder than anyone else there. A little embarrassing.
[UPDATE: Since that night, I have seen the same kind of thing a couple of times, once in Pattaya, once in Bangkok, so not particularly unique. But great the first time you see it.]
So, I paid up, with the total cost coming to 600B, including tip. We walked over to the hotel, and we showered immediately. She went in first, and I putzed around for a while, until I heard her scream for me: “Tilaaaaak! You no shower wiz me?” Drop pants, linen shirt flies, Kumbu scampering, little Kumbu flapping painfully in the meanwhile.
She soaped me up nice and good, as I did for her as well. That ass was just phenomenal – round, firm , lustrous – it was like a perfect, caffe-latte-colored football, glistening and soapy, awaiting my tongue and lips later tonight. I was horny as hell, and she knew it.
She exits, I wash the little bits she had not managed to get fingers into, and out I go. As I exit, she says:
Cutie: Can I eat you today?
K: You can do whatever you want baby.
Cutie: But it's ok for me to eat you? Last time you eat me three times, but I no eat you.
K: You can eat me, and I can eat you at the same time.
Cutie: Ah, 69, I see.
K: You DO see, don't you?
We never actually did get to the 69, but that's ok. We start to kiss. In the previous session, she had not given me any DFK. She had done lots of kissing, but it was all close-mouthed. Actually, I don't care for the DFK except in that it indicates that what is to follow will be passionate and hot. But if I can get the passionate and hot without the DFK, I am a happy camper. I guess I am conservative in this one way – I prefer not to DFK with someone I am not in fact emotionally intimate with. Weird, I know, but there you have it.
This time, she began to open up her kisses. Her lips would spread a little, revealing some moisture and warmth. But it was not really DFK, more like light FK. But FK nonetheless. We did this for a while, and I just could not contain myself – I had to have her pussy in my mouth again, and I told her as much. She agreed, but she said afterwards she wanted to satisfy me. Ok, whatever, just get that pussy into this here hungry mouth please.
The routine was pretty much like the last time – lots of soft cunnilingus, this time with her being more responsive and noisy in her appreciation. She came after 10-12 minutes of tongue-push-ups, and that was plenty long for me. I was cramping up, but it was worth it.
She was sensitive afterwards, but 5 minutes later she flipped me over and started to suck my dick. Her technique was not particularly noteworthy except in its conspicuous absence of skill – she struggled to find a rhythm, but tried her best, bless her heart. I let her struggle for a good 5 minutes before I put her out of her difficulty. I pulled her up and faked a gasping, breathy, 'Ohmygod, stop before I come.' She sensed the stretch of truth, but appreciated my effort to save face for her.
Next up: Trojans. She reaches over and grabs it, rips off the wrapper with her teeth and inspects it. She notices that it is non-lubricated and asks 'No gel?'. Kumbu: 'No gel, you no like?' And she says 'Never try with no gel.'
She licks her fingers, rubs her pussy a little, slaps the cover on little Kumbu, and mounts up. She's a small girl, maybe 5'1”, weighing in at an eye-popping 46kg, most of it on her butt. So she was a little ginger in the insertion. She carefully sat down, unable to sit all the way. So she leaned forward and we started the gentle rocking. My hands were on her ass the whole time, squeezing, spreading, fondling.
3 minutes later, she leans over onto her side and maneuvers me such that we are in the spooning position, me entering her from behind. I love this position – hands have the choice of breasts or butt, you get full view of her large hips, it's awesome. This lasted a further 3 minutes before I felt an orgasm coming, so I immediately pulled out and changed into missionary. I can do missionary until the roosters sing – it's my safe position. So we went at it for 5 minutes or so before she got bored.
I sensed she was really trying to get me to orgasm, not because she was trying to end it soon, but because she wanted me to be satisfied. I was sure that if I finished now, a second, third and perhaps fourth would be on offer, but I prefer not to do multiple pops, which I had not quite conveyed to her earlier.
Anyway, she twirls and twists being careful to keep little Kumbu inside her the whole time, and before I knew it, she had found a way for her to be on her stomach with me ontop of her entering her directly from the back. She was lying flat, not doggie style, and so it was like fucking a perfect, natural ass, right into the beautiful cheeks.
Really? Does Kumbu stand any chance? I really wanted to give anal a try, but after three seconds of this I knew the writing was on the wall. I braced myself for the most intense orgasm I could muster, and when it came it did not disappoint. Long, convulsing, and deeply satisfying, hands squeezing those luscious ass cheeks as I the energy departed and the fog of fatigue descended. I lay on top of her for a moment or two, expecting her to want to pull out and run off. But she lay there with me inside of her for another 5 minutes as we teased each other about how we each orgasmed.
Next report: Round Two
part iv. this is the final part of this mega report. in it, we get down and dirty in the sewage canal.
we cleaned up, showered, and into bed to watch some tv. we chatted as she flicked through channel after channel for 30 minutes or so, and then she said she wanted round #2. i tried to explain that kumbu is a strictly one-pop wonder, but she would have none of it. she listened patiently to me explain my propensity for long, single pops, and once i was finished she asked me, “are you finished?” i paused, hesitant, and nodded, and she said “bullshit.”
she then went on to explain how she wanted me to do to her what i did to her the last time we saw each other. she wanted to come, then she wanted me to come one more time. oh god, kumbu, what have you gotten yourself into? could there really be too much of a good thing?
i begin to protest, but then knowing exactly what to do, she turns around and shows me her ass. aww come on! that is just not fair! little kumbu twinges, and having lost all will of my own, i begin to gently kiss her neck, nuzzle her ears, suckle her ear lobes, reach around and kiss her gently on the lips, then her cheek (face), before i make that long, undulating, pleasurable trip down her back towards my dominion. as i reach her hips, i remember the kumbu™, and the imposters who had tried to claim credit for the move. sorry fellas, it's mine, and i executed it to perfection once more.
she now got onto all fours, grabbed a pillow and buried her face in the pillow, ass pointing straight up at divinity. rather than mess around with any pretense of pussy play, i plunged my tongue into her anus. ridiculous, i must say. i mean, surely this is a bad idea, no? but my tongue met moisture, and rather than being repulsed, i got a perverted kind of thrill out of it. this is not supposed to happen. if ever there was a forbidden fruit, this is it, and for good reason. but what does reason have to do with anything? as my tongue probed deeper and deeper into her warmth, i wondered what it would taste like. her shit i mean. weird, but i had the time and wits to ponder this question. i wondered if it would be sweet in any way, like her skin. or whether it would be more espresso like in its pungency. horrible, horrible thoughts to be having, but there you have it – these truly are the depths of my depravity. some of you may be disgusted by this, some of you may be envious, i don't know. i'm not particularly proud of it, nor embarrassed by it, that's just what happened.
i quickly regained my senses and pulled my tongue out of her asshole and went back to some simple but pleasurable rimming. i didn't stop to taste my tongue at all, so i can't report on whether it was espresso-like or not. she didn't object to the tongue entry, nor did she react positively either, but when the rimming began, she was totally gasping and shivering with pleasure. awesome. i'll be honest guys, i've never been with a woman who enjoys anal stimulation the way this one does. i used to honestly wonder if there was such a thing – a woman who truly enjoys anal play. the great female anal myth. having been with hundreds of women (not a brag), not a single one of them enjoying anal play, let alone actively seeking it out, i had lost hope of its existence. but behold: it does exist! awesome. who knows which other myths might also be true. maybe i'll take up my friend on his offer to go on a great sasquatch hunt.
back to the rimming. i tried various techniques (circular, lateral, switching, different pressures, flitting, etc.) and based upon her response found the one that worked best for her. i worked her ass for perhaps 3-4 minutes, and then i moved downwards to her gaping pussy. she had worked herself up into such a state with the assplay that when i plunged my mouth down to engulf her clitoris for the first time, she literally groaned out a long, sustained, loud 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.'
her ass bucked once, then her pussy was shoved heavily towards my mouth. she reached backwards and put her hand on the back of my head and pulled my head forcefully into her pussy. resistance, as the borg say, was futile, so i applied heavy, quick, rhythmic tongue pressure on her pussy. she came within 30 seconds, and she squealed about siaow leew. she pulled away from me, unable to take any physical contact for 60 seconds or so.
i lay back, sweating, dick pointing straight up at the stars that were circling in my vision, breathing heavily, gasping for oxygen and moral redemption. she giggled, then she cuddled, and a few moments later she was off to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) and shower. what is wrong with me? tongue-in-the-ass, tsk, tsk, tsk, kumbu you really are one sick fuck. umm, maybe she'll let me do that again...?
she came back and we chatted a few minutes, and then she told me it was my turn. out comes the trojan, she licks her hand and this time she applies it to her ass. please be advised, flight niner-niner-four, you are cleared for take off.
she gets on all fours in front of me, lubes her ass up some more with her spit, and says “come”. i get onto my knees, she grabs my dick and guides it homeward. as she does so she whispers “slowly, ok?” i agree, and the pressing of little kumbu against ass-flesh begins. it is tough going and i am making no headway, so i pull away, and slowly insert my index finger into her ass. she sighs. i turn the finger around a little, trying to create a little wiggle room. she slowly relaxes, and i then insert my middle finger too. she murmurs something while i continue to open her up. i then catch a peek of her insides, pink and bright like the inside of a grapefruit. i know it is time.
with my other hand, i lick and moisten little kumbu again, and with my fingers still in her ass i try to slide the little guy into the chamber. i replace my fingers for little kumbu, and she's now locked and loaded. i push my way in slowly, half way down the shaft. i pause, and then progress slowly deeper. and then a little more, until i finally make my way all the way down into her depths. she takes it all, not so much as a whimper. her head is buried in the pillow, so i don't have a sense of whether she is enjoying it or not, but my dick is busting and my heart is pounding 1000 beats per minute. little kumbu is sitting right in the middle of this girl, deep within her bowels, sitting in warmth and uncharted territory. the girl is totally impaled at this point, and i wonder how this could possibly be a good thing. but it feels so fucking fantastic, how could it possible be a bad thing?? i feel my pulse bursting at my temples, my knees are weak, my breathe is short. i wonder, after years of practice and pain, have i finally found nirvana? is this what buddha meant by enlightenment? perhaps the rapture is upon us? am i surrounded by angels and djin? is this disney land for mongers? elvis, is that you??
given my mental state at this point, there was no way this was going to last very long. despite this being my second pop, which usually lasts much, much longer, i knew this would be over within a few moments. she began to slowly rock back and forth, and i pulled in and out very slowly, and it was all going well until i decided to look down. damn it kumbu, why must you always look? the sight of little kumbu busting open that ass was all it took. i felt a wave of emotion wash through me and i smiled down at little kumbu. the little guy has worked so hard for me over the years, been a tireless, loyal servant through the good times and the bad. bless his little heart, he deserved this, and so in a moment of affection and charity, i decided to let him have his moment. as expected, in a flash, my body was pulsing with pleasure and pain at the same time. my vision went blurry, and for a moment i saw monet's bridge over the lily pond, tranquil, colorful, diffuse. i smiled, as the fluid left me, and i gently collapsed upon my sweet, beautiful girl.
we lay there 30 seconds while little kumbu deflated, and then the gentle but painful extraction began. damn, she was tight as hell, and that combined with kumbu's sensitivity made for a painful extraction. she showered while i rested, then i showered, and then into bed for cuddling.
she stayed until 3am when she asked for permission to leave. i paid her 2000b-600b+500b. the 2000b was the regular price, minus the 600b for drinks at cavern, plus 500b for the extra anal effort, and then i kicked in an extra 100b to round it off. she was perfectly happy with all of that, as was i.
final reflections
where else in the world can you get a gfe, pse multiple-pop anal experience for 2750b, just over $80 total? i slightly regretted that i had gone with the same girl twice in a row, since part of the purpose of coming to pattaya is to enjoy variety. but shit, with this kind of service, i am a lock for a repeat visit, perhaps several more. if that happens, i am unlikely to report on it here, as it would be repetitive. but let's just say that when one finds something as special as this, one must do all that is possible to enjoy it while it lasts. i just wonder when she will drop the hammer and try to make this into a sponsored deal or a long-term relationship. needless to say, kumbu knows better, and he cannot be caged like that.
One of my milk girls called me and said she had a friend who was in need of money and would like to hook up. I initially said no because in Pattaya I insist on girls with milk but my milk girl assured me this girl would aim to please. When I met up with them the girl turned out to be a absolute doll baby. She was so damn cute. If the girl wasnt a SW I would take her in. I kid you not. After the deed was done I took her and got her hair and nails done and hung out with her all night and the next day. I know better than to fall in love with a Beach Road girl. But guys I tell you its possible to fall in love with this girl.
Showdown
Kumbu. You must be my long lost twin brother! My experiences in Thailand seem to be very similar.
Thanks for the great reads, it's posts of these caliber that keep me coming back to these forums.
Asian Fetish
06-03-10, 18:35
Kumbu, what can i say, you take my breathe away.
Buddy, i'm being serious when i say you should honestly write a sex/ romance novel my friend.
I thing we can award Kimbu an "Honary Degree of Monger Writing" . You must have been trained at a highly reguarded school of creative writing for mongers.
Very good reading and excellent word selection.
Kumbu,
You are without a doubt a creative talented writer that could make a living writing about any subject.
Thanks!
Mr Enternational
06-04-10, 09:43
I know better than to fall in love with a Beach Road girl. But guys I tell you its possible to fall in love with this girl.
ShowdownYou don't have to tell me. I fell in love last night and I'm about to do it again today. It always happens to me when I come to Pattaya!
Mr Enternational
06-04-10, 09:54
Some time ago, I spoke about a place "in the woods" of South Pattaya (not far away from Arthachinda Road) where one can get a blow job or even FS at a very cheap price (100 or 200 baht for a BBBJTC, 200 or 300 baht for FS, depending on the provider). Of course, the great majority of the girls working in this area are far from being attractive. I stopped by this place today about 1pm. There were two girls lying down on a mat in the grass. One waved me over. I continued up the street to see if there was anyone else around. There was not so I turned my motorbike around to go back to talk to them. She asked if I wanted smoke or boom boom and if I wanted two girls. She said smoke 300, boom boom 400 and she had a room (she pointed to a shack in the distance.) I didn't try to bargain or anything. As Goyave said, she was far from being attractive but I just wanted to get the scoop. I told her that I was going to Tukcom and would come back later.
Rubberyman
06-04-10, 10:00
You don't have to tell me. I fell in love last night and I'm about to do it again today. It always happens to me when I come to Pattaya!
Don't fall in love...it sticks to your face.
... She asked if I wanted smoke or boom boom and if I wanted two girls. She said smoke 300, boom boom 400 and she had a room (she pointed to a shack in the distance.) ...
I guess that she charges 100 baht more than the rates that I am usually quoted there (200 baht for a BBBJ, 300 baht for FS) for the room. The best time to check these "infamous bushes" is probably later in the afternoon (4 or 5 pm, for instance), but it's nice to see that you've been adventurous enough to visit this area! :D
I know better than to fall in love with a Beach Road girl. But guys I tell you its possible to fall in love with this girl.
Showdown
ha ha--I always love it when the brain in your little head downunder swells up bigger than the brain above.
cheers
Waste Mgmt
06-05-10, 02:35
Smarmy English bastard
So off I go at around 9:35pm. Rather than head back down to WS, I went the other way, deeper into the soi, turned right, to Second Street, and then right again. This leads to a soi that can take you back down to WS. As I was walking down second street, a taxi pulls up and this white guy fiddles his way out and hops onto the sidewalk. I don't look at him, but through my peripheral vision, I notice that he is pale, sweaty, and very shifty-eyed. I already don't like the guy - He seems very...smarmy. Anyway, he sees me and in an English accent says to me:
Sweaty, Smarmy, Shifty-Eyed English Bloke: “Do you speak English?
Kumbu: mm-hmm
SSSEB: Do you know your way around here by any chance? I haven't a clue where I am.
K: mm-hmm
SSSEB: Do you know where Tower Hotel is?
K: Tower...umm....nope, sorry.
SSSEB: Are you English?
K: No, American
SSSEB: aw. Well anyway, it doesn't sound good, but I've just been with a Thai prostitute...
K: as have we all.
SSSEB: umm...yeah...anyway, she...blimey, you look like Thai people...
K: I'm not Thai people
SSSEB: That's not meant in a bad way. Anyway, she grabbed me wallet and took off while I was in the shower, and she stole 1000 quid, and I now don' t have a cent on me -
K: You need to go to the police, and don't you mean penny?
SSSEB: Umm, well I did, but the bastards told me all I can do is go to my consulate.
K: Yeah, that's right, and did you?
SSSEB: Well, no, but you see, the thing is I have to phone home coz me mum, you see, she's sick and I have to talk to her, otherwise she gets very upset. So all I really need is 10 quid...
K: (slaps SSSEB on his sweaty shoulder) Good luck my friend, I've never heard of Tower hotel, I hope you find it, take care. (walks away).
SSSEB: (sarcasm) Well thanks very much for your help, mate.
Asshole. Now that I think about it, I saw this very same guy in February, and back then he did the very same thing, and I reacted in exactly the same way. So this is his shtick. Beware of Sweaty, Smarmy, Shifty-Eyed English Bloke.You absolutely captured this guy to a t. He came up to me in March, EXACT same story. I told him it was a hard luck story and I wished him the best, but I was out of money too, because I had voluntarily handed it all over to bar girls. He got the hint and moved on to the next guy to panhandle. Funny thing is I was eating a couple days before and struck up a conversation with a brit who told me about being approached by the guy. Hell, maybe the guy was an english teacher and found this to be more profitable! It's so out of place and somewhat shocking to be approached by a farang panhandler, that I imagine enough of the easily manipulated take pity on him to throw enough his way to scratch out his meager existence.
JohnnieBravo
06-05-10, 02:35
I was just curious if anyone has ever run into a genuine squirter in Pattaya.....one that will actually have a G-spot orgasm and actually squirt when she cums.
Thanks,
Johnnie
Mr Enternational
06-05-10, 04:58
Guys I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but please don't fall in love with these hookers. I had a regular over last night. She was lying across the bed fully clothed and I was at the desk on my computer. She called a guy and was having a conversation in English. I immediately got up, pulled her shorts and panties to the side, and stuck my dick in her pussy (she stays wet 24/7..that is why she has become a regular). She started moaning while she was talking to the guy. And I could hear him through the phone. He sounded African. He asked what she was doing. She told him that she was just home alone watching TV. He said it sounds like someone is fucking you. But she denied it. She finally told him that she was running out of time on her cell and that he should call her back later. Phom rak khun is what they told each other before she hung up.
I got up and went back to the desk. He called right back and the scenario repeated itself. This time when she hung up I gave her the fucking of a lifetime. With all of the lights on, the curtains fully opened, and two chairs set up in front of the window, I fucked her where all of Pattaya could see and like fucking would never come in style again. This was about 9pm last night. I didn't wake up again until 5am when I had to go to the bathroom. Then about 6:30 I penetrated her while she was in a dead sleep.
Yesterday when we were at her room I noticed her roommate's keychain was the dog tag of a US Marine. I read it quickly without paying too much attention. My girl told me that it was her friend's boyfriend. I don't know about these days but 20 years ago when I was in the Navy our social security number was on our tags. If it is still the same today then that was an extremely dumb move on his part.
... Phom rak khun is what they told each other before she hung up...
Maybe HE said this sentence, but a Thai girl (as a female speaker) would not use "phom" (ผม) to say "I", but "chan" (ฉัน) or "dichan" (ดิฉัน), for instance.
By the way, I also like to fuck (and anally, when it's possible!) a Thai P4P girl while she is speaking on the phone with one of her sponsors. Priceless!
Guys i know I'm beating a dead horse here, but please don't fall in love with these hookers. I had a regular over last night. She was lying across the bed fully clothed and I was at the desk on my computer. She called a guy and was having a conversation in English. I immediately got up, pulled her shorts and panties to the side, and stuck my dick in her pussy (she stays wet 24/7..that is why she has become a regular). She started moaning while she was talking to the guy. And I could hear him through the phone.
Agree!!!!!
I also do this when the phone rings. Put them in their place because they are hookers! Remember it's us against them. We'll win every time as long as "love" doesn't enter the equation.
Doppel One
06-05-10, 09:34
Hey Guys, we all know that with an outlay of 3000 baht or so you can have a wonderful time in this fair city. 600 baht barfine from a go-go, drinks + 2K for the girl LT.
But what's the most fun you can squeeze out Pattaya for say 500 baht?
I know I'll be cited as a "cheap Charlie" but I can't understand people who pay top dollar for a not necessarily better experience.
I'lll give you an example.
Last night I went up to Soi 6. I picked a pretty girl from outside one of the bars on the right as you walk up from Beach Road. I bought her an expensive ladies drink (a bacardi breezer) and I had a tonic water. I kissed and cuddled her for an hour, took her top off, had my hands inside her pants, plus I received a hand job (in the bar) and she occassionally nibbled the end of my penis.
Outlay: Her drink 140 baht. Mine 60 baht. 100 baht tip (trickled out in denominations of 20 baht every time she pulled a trick). 20 baht tip for the bar (because they were gracious enought not to throw me out).
Total outlay: 320 baht.
Guys?
Mr Enternational
06-05-10, 09:44
Maybe HE said this sentence, but a Thai girl (as a female speaker) would not use "phom" (ผม) to say "I", but "chan" (ฉัน) or "dichan" (ดิฉัน), for instance.I know the difference but they both used phom.
I know the difference but they both used phom.Very surprising! Males and females may both use "ฉัน" ("chan") to say "I", but as far as I know,"ดิฉัน" ("dichan") is exclusively used by female speakers and "ผม" ("phom") exclusively by male speakers in this context. "ผม" ("phom") has another meaning: "hair", but I've never heard so far a Thai woman using "ผม" to say "I" (it would worry me!). Or maybe her Thai nickname sounds like something almost similar (for our Farang ears) to this word?
i was just curious if anyone has ever run into a genuine squirter in pattaya...not (yet) in pattaya, but in bangkok, yes. i met this gem a few years ago at the bier garten on sukhumvit soi 7. on our first intercourse, it was apparently the first time that it happened to her, and she was a bit ashamed and explained to me that she didn't [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134). i told her then that i already knew that it was not [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134), and that she should not be ashamed and i added that i was proud that she really enjoyed our session. even if she was not a stunner (but a solid 7/10 in my book), she has been one of my favorite girls in bangkok for years (she's a 3-holer too).
It's so out of place and somewhat shocking to be approached by a farang panhandlerNot in Pattaya! God only knows how many of these jokers are making the rounds these days, but the last time I got approached by one I just laughed and said, you pulled this same routine on me months ago, you need a new one. He kind of slunk away.
Guys get addicted to pussy and not working -- I mean, who wouldn't? -- and they'll try any scam it takes to stick around.
These girls are good, I'm sure some guys marry some, but they are working girls and are looking to earn bucks any way they can.
Really knobs me off when some sucker calls up and I'm about to bang one. The other night it happened, sounded like a french guy, he was wiring some money out for his honey and wanted phone sex, our end my girl did a great proformance while be done in the ass!
Mr Enternational
06-06-10, 00:14
Very surprising! Males and females may both use "ฉัน" ("chan") to say "I", but as far as I know,"ดิฉัน" ("dichan") is exclusively used by female speakers and "ผม" ("phom") exclusively by male speakers in this context. "ผม" ("phom") has another meaning: "hair", but I've never heard so far a Thai woman using "ผม" to say "I" (it would worry me!). Or maybe her Thai nickname sounds like something almost similar (for our Farang ears) to this word?I figure she was just making it easier for him. Thai nickname don't know. But English nickname is Nicky.
i was just looking at the devil's den website. under the profiles of the girls they list what the girls will do (anal, cim, etc). 11 out of the 21 girls "receives: [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) in mouth". holy crap! i must admit that i never even considered this to be an option anywhere. sounds very unhealthy. is this for real? is this a normal thing in thailand? i am shocked, and somewhat intrigued.
i was just looking at the devil's den website. under the profiles of the girls they list what the girls will do (anal, cim, etc). 11 out of the 21 girls "receives: [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) in mouth". holy crap! i must admit that i never even considered this to be an option anywhere. sounds very unhealthy. is this for real? is this a normal thing in thailand? i am shocked, and somewhat intrigued.devil's den (like its counterpart in bangkok. eden club) is something for the. connoisseur. its quite different from most other places in it being exclusively focused on sex. the process is simple. pick the girl, let her pick her partner (or you can), go next door to a mirror walled & ceiling-ed room (with swings, sex toys, uniforms, etc etc) and start doing it. thats also why i have found both places a little uncomfortable for my own tastes. i prefer a more relaxed 'chase' and punt process.
about receiving [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134). i don't think thats too common elsewhere.
Susu Lover
06-06-10, 05:12
[CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) is sterile.
dicks are not.
i was just looking at the devil's den website. under the profiles of the girls they list what the girls will do (anal, cim, etc). 11 out of the 21 girls "receives: [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) in mouth". holy crap! i must admit that i never even considered this to be an option anywhere. sounds very unhealthy. is this for real? is this a normal thing in thailand? i am shocked, and somewhat intrigued.
i was just looking at the devil's den website. under the profiles of the girls they list what the girls will do (anal, cim, etc). 11 out of the 21 girls "receives: [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) in mouth". holy crap! i must admit that i never even considered this to be an option anywhere. sounds very unhealthy. is this for real? is this a normal thing in thailand? i am shocked, and somewhat intrigued.
i use the devils den whenever i find myself in pattaya. while i have never done the [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) in mouth thing i know that devils den keep their promises. so if a girls profile says [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) in mouth then she will do it when she is with the client.
why anyone would find it of interest is another matter entirely.
junior
Mr Enternational
06-06-10, 06:42
Funny thing happened on the way to the office this morning....
Well actually I had come in from Walking Street and was in the hotel about to go to sleep around 6am when I called (1 baht/min with TrueMove chip) a young lady who I am dealing with back home. I rode to the internet cafe to send her an email that she requested. When I came in I spotted a rather cute chunky girl on another computer. We smiled back and forth a couple of times. It just so happened that we finished up at the same time. She went out to her motorbike while I was paying my bill and I motioned for her to wait for me.
I went outside and we started talking. She said that she rents motorbikes around the corner. She had just come back from Mixx with a friend of hers. She asked me what my religion was because my beard is so long. I told her that I didn't have one but when I DATY I like to have some juices left over for later. She started laughing and we exchanged information. She forgot to include her email but when I arrived at the hotel she SMSed it to me.
I was in the bed just thinking that I needed to go to Beach Road or Goyave's secret spot to find something to put me to sleep. I decided to send her an SMS back to say that I would like to get to know her better. She said she was shy but somehow I ended up going to her apartment straight away. Of course I brought along a few working tools in my gym sack. There was no time wasted. She was a monster in the sack. She must have had the tightest pussy of a big girl that I have ever felt. I could barely get 1 finger in although it was dripping wet. It was like she had not had dick since the turn of the century.
We ended up in doggy style for the second time then out of nowhere she said, "You want my ass?" Don't mind if I do! She said to be careful because she had never done it before. She got up and applied some oil to make it go easier. I ended up fucking the shit out of her ass (not literally). We went to take showers then got back into the bed. She gave me a head and shoulders massage and told me that I would have to leave soon because her friend would be coming back (her friend had found a guy in Mixx to go with). Well fuck that shit. It was past 7am and I had been up over 24 hours. I was ready to pass out. So she fixed me a place on the bed and we drifted off to sleep.
I woke up about 45 minutes ago with her hot mouth on my dick. One more session for the road! When we finished up she told me to go take a shower then go back to my hotel to go to sleep because her friend was sure to arrive. No argument from me. I took my clothes from the hanger where she had neatly placed them, got dressed, and headed for the door. She told me how to get out of the security gate at the bottom. We hugged and she said that we would talk online and she hoped to see me next time I am in Pattaya.
I am back at the same internet cafe and there is a girl sitting in her same seat and we are smiling back and forth. Will the scenario repeat itself? I doubt it for I have to get back to the hotel. There is a chick who works at the front desk and I kind of made her my girlfriend last time I was here. She gets off at 4pm and I will have to give her her time.
Guys I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but please don't fall in love with these hookers. I could not agree more. Not only is it likely that sick fucks like Mr.E are tongue fucking your girl while you think you are bonding with her on the phone, it is likely to drain you far faster (both financially and emotionally) than if you just got there for the fucking.
Some guys are actually into finding some emotional bonding, and to them, good luck. I am of the opinion that this is not the right place for that. The girls are jaded, they have seen it all, and they really are here only for the money. They put on a superb act, and it is easy to fall for one of these darlings, but if you just stay focused on your task at hand, all will be good.
With that in mind, here are some relevant observations from Starbuck's at Central from Sat afternoon.
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Sitting at Starbuck's watching this old geezer with his bargirl. He's got his Americano and she has her Frapuccino, and he's looking at her as if he has found love. She's looking at him like he's a dufus. He's totally fawning over her – joking, reaching over and touching her arm, touching the side of her face, stroking her hair, looking her in the eyes like a puppy dog. And she's reciprocating just enough to encourage him. He's maybe in his mid-50s, she's probably 26 years old or so. She's attractive, great skin, long sexy legs, and he's well, let's say he could pass as a look-alike for my chiropractor Ira Berstein.
He reaches over and starts to fondle her breasts, and she slaps him, hard, harder than she needed to. Ira chuckles and pulls his hand away. Ah yes, 26 year-old petulance versus 50-year old chiropractor cash. The cash wins out every time. But Ira looks like he is falling for this pretty little thing. Don't do it Ira – heed the warnings of Mr.E. and Amjeck. She's got a stable of studs like you lined up. She will drain your chiropractor reserves and move on to someone with more cash, like a real doctor.
They get up and walk away, and in their place arrive a new couple for Kumbu's ponderings. He is a younger, taller white guy with his Isaan bride-to-be in tow. He's tall, perhaps 6'2”, skinny, with a large nose. He looks a little like a younger version of Principle Skinner from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Reminds me of Steve Wieznewski, my mathematics TA in college. His princess is skinny, dark skinned, dyed brown hair, something like 22 years old. She's wearing a brand new pair of jeans, perhaps bought with Steve's money recently. That, plus her dye job and dark skin cry out farm girl. Steve looks to be in his mid-to-late twenties, dressed in a white golf shirt and shorts. She's clearly delighted to have snagged a tall white dude, and he seems very, very awkward. Poor, poor Steve, he doesn't know what to do or what is in store for him.
Run Steve, run back to the quadratic equations that have been your reliable love for all these years – cryptic they may be, but at least they wont fuck with your mind or your wallet.
And finally, on the other side of the room, sits a brother – tall, dark, muscular, a good looking specimen indeed. He dons a thick gold chain, biceps to put the ordinary mortal such as Kumbu to shame, and a certain charm about him. His girl is dark skinned, long haired, with a cute, pert face. These two seem to have a reasonable relationship – he doesn't seem overly enamored with her, and she doesn't seem to have him pegged as marriage material. Good for the brother. As they get up, she stands up to reveal the most ginormous booty a Thai woman has ever cultivated. Ever. Huge. Massive. Not to Kumbu's liking - he likes them round and bubbly, but not Madea Does Thailand big. But good for the brother. He knows his thing, and that's all he wants.
...Sitting at Starbuck's watching this old geezer with his bargirl...He's maybe in his mid-50s,...
You fucker, Kumbu ... I'll bet he's having more fun than you in the LOS. :)
I didn't even begin to monger until well after his age ... too many girlfriends ... too many wives... too much of the USA.
Count yourself lucky if you can live that long and more while dicking girls young enough to be your granddaughter... that's when the real fun begins.
BTW -- most of the girls here LOVE old geezers.
i was just looking at the devil's den website. under the profiles of the girls they list what the girls will do (anal, cim, etc). 11 out of the 21 girls "receives: [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) in mouth". holy crap! i must admit that i never even considered this to be an option anywhere. sounds very unhealthy. is this for real? is this a normal thing in thailand? i am shocked, and somewhat intrigued.any kind of [CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117) is not something that has ever been of interest to me, but whilst sounding highly unpleasant it probably isn't actually unhealthy, as [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) is pretty much sterile.
You fucker, Kumbu ... I'll bet he's having more fun than you in the LOS. :)
I didn't even begin to monger until well after his age ... too many girlfriends ... too many wives... too much of the USA.Sorry Daddy, the 'old geezer' crack was not intended as an insult. What I really meant was that the guy looked to be in his mid-50s, but he seemed more haggard and eccentric than most. I don't consider mid-50s to be old by any stretch of the imagination – I will be there shortly myself, and I have seen dudes in Pattaya (literally) wheeling around oxygen tanks with two pretties in tow. That just means there is no such thing as old when it comes to a man getting his dick up. So no offense intended.
In any case, I agree with you 100% - in Thailand, the Silverback rules.
I kissed and cuddled her for an hour, took her top off, had my hands inside her pants, plus I received a hand job (in the bar) and she occassionally nibbled the end of my penis.
Absolutely. Anything less is just making time. I remember last time in Angeles, two half-breeds (half black and half Korean) (the more races the more fun, OK?) were all over me for their drinks, I had to slink out tired as they only got hotter ... got a bad throat infection from all the swapping of fluids from that one ... and another time in a Perimeter bar an innocent-looking young girl played with my erection for ages, never touched her drink ... in Pattaya this happens less, but around soi 13 there are some similarly filthy places, besides of course soi 6.
But Doppel I'd be quite surprised if she let you cum downstairs.
So I talked to my girl from Baccara and she tells me a lot of change in happening.
1. Peppermint is moving. The location is under construction right now, and you can see the non-illuminated sign from WS. It is located (walking towards Jom Tien) on the right hand side, on the ground floor, just past the escalator to the current location. Estimated open date is within the next two weeks.
2. The owners of Baccara are starting up two new bars within the next two months. These will be closer to Beach Rd, but the same kind of MO as Baccara. According to her, the five bars under their control are: Baccara, Cavern, Peppermint, Happy and Beach Club. Then you add these two new ones, and it looks like they are taking over the town.
Doppel One
06-06-10, 12:49
But Doppel I'd be quite surprised if she let you cum downstairs.For clarification, she didn't allow me to cum downstairs in the soi 6 bar, for that (on that occassion) I would have had to pay 300 baht for the room (plus pay her extra no doubt).
Last night I was back up soi 6 and a girl offered me a fuck, anal and BBBJ for 400 baht!! (+ 300 for the room). Not such a bad deal, thought I, and I had a great time.
For clarification, she didn't allow me to cum downstairs in the soi 6 bar
Phew, I thought I might be missing out ;-)
Cumming downstairs is welcome at Lick Bar (soi 6), 700 BJ on the couch, more worth it for the squalor than the economics.
Pattaya is full of gogo girls, and they tend to blend together. But over the last few days and weeks, I have figured out where the right ones are. When I think about it, I am a pretty discriminating fucker. The idea that from amongst 5,000 available women in this town, I can find perhaps 4 that are up to my standards is a little off-putting, but I suppose that comes from all the choice. I think if I were in a place where there were exactly 2 available women, at least 1 would be up to my standards.
Having figured out where the lookers are (and this is entirely idiosyncratic – people often post questions like 'where do the good looking chicks hang out?' - a meaningless question if ever there was one), I now have my gogo bars broken down into categories. Baccara's a great lounging place, Anglewitch is the show place, Beach club is the draft beer spot, windmill/babygirls are the neoprene spanking banana fucking ping-pong ball spewing ice into any-crack spot, and Happy is my safe drinking spot. That is, Happy Agogo is one place that has always been the place where I could go and sip, watch, sip some more, watch some more, and never have any fear of a waiter, hostess or dancer bothering me. Last week some hostesses started to bother me, but that soon ended, and it was back to my Safe Place. But I totally fucked that up on Friday night. In more than one way. I think the fatigue is seriously impairing my good judgment.
Earlier this week I made a connection with one of the prettier girls there who I had grown accustomed to watching from afar. It was that damned linen shirt that did it, I am sure of it. Anyway she now notices me every time I come in, which is a drag. So Friday night I walk in and before my drink arrives, she's sitting next to me chatting.
Damn she has a fine face – very, very cute. She has large, lustrous, seductive, sultry eyes (sultry is the perfect word for them), high, prominent cheek bones, pert little nose, light brown hair that falls down her face gracefully. Her teeth are smaller than they should be, and that's actually why she does not smile very much – when she does smile, she looks awkward. But when she is expressionless, she has a stunning model-like face. Her body is not quite top caliber for me, but would be for most other people. That is, she is thinner than I like. She does have excellent legs, but a butt that is smaller than I prefer. Her limbs are perfectly proportioned, and her skin is immaculate - light milky white, smooth and flawless. She is a very, very pretty thing to be sure. Her face is really the clincher though.
Anyway, we talk for 20 minutes, and truth be told, it is hard going. She is not the most natural talker, and there are long awkward silences. But eventually, I stupidly decide to go for it. What I *should* have done is pay for her drink, pat her on the hand and walk out. That way she would have forgotten me and Happy would go back to being a safe-drink gogo.
Instead, I Bfed her (stupid stupid stupid). We end up in the hotel talking for 20 minutes. The hotel banter was much better and easier than the club banter, so that's good. She offers to shower together, which I politely decline, so she showers and then me. Afterwards, we lie naked on the bed talking and touching for another 20 minutes, and then she asks if I want to be sucked. Umm...what the hell, knock yourself out.
She starts to suck, and it turns out the girl knows what she is doing! Flashes of Samuel L. Jackson: Check out the lips on girlie! It's been so long since I got a good BJ in Thailand I had forgotten how important technique is. She starts at the base and then works half way up the shaft before going back down to the balls, then back up to the middle of the shaft, lingering for a moment (which way will she go, up or down??), and then she goes up, to the head, and flicks lightly with the tongue all around the head of the penis. She uses loads of spit, gobs and gobs of it, it was the sloppiest BBBJ I've had in a long time. It's good when someone takes pride in their craft. Good as she was, I was still rather uninspired. It's not you baby, it's me, really.
She worked it for a while, and then asked if I want boom boom. Ok, I guess. Trojan goes on, and she has her own lube. Fine, whatever. She mounts me and starts to ride me, and I have to tell you fellas, it was downright painful. Not sure what it was, maybe the angle of insertion or the way she bent it backwards, but I was gritting my teeth as she rode me. I held it as best I could for six or seven repetitions, and then I gently moved her onto her back. We went for perhaps 10 minutes (missionary is my strong point), and I *think* she came, although I could be mistaken. But anyway, we did a couple of more positions, and we ended in (what else?) doggie. I blew my load, she giggled, then she showered, and then me. When I got out, she was already dressed. I paid her 1500B (standard ST), and she seemed ok with that (not happy, but ok).
So now I can't go back to Happy for a safe drink, as I am sure to be hassled by the girl or someone else. I could blow them off, but then I will have to deal with the offended looks for the rest of my life. What a hassle. And for what? The sex wasn't great. The girl was very pretty, and she obliged in every way, but it was all very, very mechanical and practiced. That's what happens when you pick the beautiful model types.
.... as [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) is pretty much sterile.
i am not so sure it is sterile...
as a body fluid it might carry whatever one has on board (be it just a flu)
on the other end it is the result of "unusable remains from body feeding"
maybe a med.dr., can put some light on this if we do not digress too much.
but as it seems a sexual practice (in its way) it should not be too much ot.
on the other hand being practiced (not extensively) it does not seem to be sop unsafe, but..who knows?
if lot of body fluids are dangerous for certain deseases, i reckon this one can be too...
just my 2 cents..
ps: have done a quick check:
[[[CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) is sterile until it reaches the urethra where the epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively aerobic gram negative rods and cocci.[1] subsequent to elimination from the body, [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action. most noticeably, the asphyxiating ammonia is produced by breakdown of urea. some diseases alter the quantity and consistency of the [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109), such as sugar as a consequence of diabetes.]]
there is also a reference of it being sterile in a "healthy body", so it is all relevant...
Doppel One
06-07-10, 12:08
so now i can't go back to happy for a safe drink, as i am sure to be hassled by the girl or someone else. i could blow them off, but then i will have to deal with the offended looks for the rest of my life. what a hassle. and for what? the sex wasn't great. the girl was very pretty, and she obliged in every way, but it was all very, very mechanical and practiced. that's what happens when you pick the beautiful model types.hey kumbu, i've enjoyed your reports over the past weeks and oh, boy, i can totally relate to this latest episode. i never, ever bf from a go-go bar, but i like to lounge in them, surveying what's on offer, undisturbed, before moving onto other pastures for my pro-active physical entertainment. one place i really enjoyed gazing into space is the champagne a-go-go on soi lk metro. i used to love it in there becaus the girls were fun to watch and sometimes on a saturday night if you sat on the right perch you could watch girls dancing, girls pissing in the shower and premier league football on tv simultaneously. so i was happy. and then, one night, i must have been at a low ebb, i invited one of the coyote dancers over and bought her a drink. that in itself was okay, but as i was leaving i slipped her 100 baht tip. big mistake! of course, the next time i walk through the door, as soon as she's finished her set she's right by my side and instead of languidly sitting back watches the action, now i'm like hubby, holding hands with this girl (who i have no intention of bfing) buying her drinks and tipping her 100 baht for the privilage. end result, i've given up on the place and don't go there anymore, and what i used to think of my local in pattaya is no more. bugger! so, yeh, let this be a warning to us all.
incidentally, i was sauntering down soi 8 the other night when i saw a girl i fancied. my plan was to buy her a swift ladies drink, feel her out to see if she'd had a child, and if her stomach matched my requirements, i was going to bf her and take her back to the ranch for a round of st. i very rarely buy ladies drinks but on this occassion i thought it was the quickest end to my means. so she wandered off to the baar and seconds latere returns brandishing a bacardi breezer for her and a tonic water for me. i peeked at the bin. my tonic 50 baht. her bacardi breezer 180 baht! fuck me. i was staggered. i asked how much ladies drinks are normally and she said, 110 baht, 140 baht and 180 baht. and of course she'd elected to have the most expensive without consulting me. unfortunately it soured the mood for me. i just paid my bin and left, but i did linger long enough to explain that because of her actions the bar missed out on a 300 baht bf and the girl 1000 baht for st. of course she just stared back at me like i was another mug punter. which of course, i was. what i wonder is the most expensive (no go go bar) ladies drink in fun town?
Cunning Stunt
06-07-10, 13:07
Apropos of absolutely sweet FA, interesting to read that Derrick ‘taxi-driver’ Bird was a frequent visitor to Pattaya, vacationing here 3 times a year. Who knows he may even have been a member of this forum!
Maybe his reputed financial problems was what finally drove him over the edge (holidaying in Pattaya is not so cheap any more!). Or maybe during his last call to his honeyko, he may have heard the unmistakable sound of masculine grunts and heavy breathing in the background:(.
P.S Bird was the maniac who ran amok in Cumbria last week
Cunning Stunt
06-07-10, 13:21
For clarification, she didn't allow me to cum downstairs....
Is this a euphemism?
Last night I was back up soi 6 and a girl offered me a fuck, anal and BBBJ for 400 baht!! (+ 300 for the room). Not such a bad deal, thought I, and I had a great time.
Christ, business must be bad at the moment in Pattaya!!
On the WS debate, as a member who got seriously flamed when I posted a WS pic a while ago, may I say that it was just another 'done' tick but didn't really do that much for me (in fact my urethra initially locked solid:D). However I can understand its appeal for those into BDSM and the sub-dom world.
The Crime Spree
I arrive at Bacarra at the agreed time of 8:30pm on Saturday night. The plan was to BF my anal girlie, we then go for some quick dinner, then to Cavern where she would be the center-piece of a painting show - she had arranged for the fluorescent ink guy to paint her ass in the show, all for my viewing pleasure. I BF her and off to dinner. I tell her I am not too hungry, so I let her order. Big mistake. A platter of oysters arrives, and I think "what?" and then a curried crab arrives - not your normal fare, what? Not entirely unexpected, I must say, but mildly annoying. The money is not what is bothering me - it's the audacity she shows in ordering such extravagant dishes without so much as asking. Charge #1.
Next on to Cavern. We arrive to a hero's welcome - waiters are slapping me on the back like a long lost brother, girls are touching me all over, all 3 mama sans rush out to greet me. All three!! I am ushered to a prime spot and surrounded by adulating throngs. Smells suspicious, even if it isn't technically a crime.
I order a coke, my girl orders a hot tea, and five drinks arrive. I ask what the FUCK this is, and girlie says "oh tilak, dese dinks fo mama san all tree." All 3 mama sans!! Charge #2.
I wait 30 minutes before the show begins, and before my girl leaves, some ping pong balls arrive at my side. I say "no, not for me" and girlie insists: “Tilaaaaak. When I do show for you, you throw ball – is good.”. So I buy the minimum of 100B - 5 balls. And there you have it: Charge #3.
The Road to Redemption
The show starts, and girlie is SPECCCCTACULAR. I know exactly why she has such a hold on me - sumptuous curves, splendid symmetry, incredible wide, round ass, absolutely perfect proportions. And the vision of a scorpion doing battle with a dragon across her naked back, across her bulging ass cheeks and down her perfect, sexy legs was enough to sooth grumpy Kumbu. Ok, some people may indeed be above the law.
Later, we get back to the hotel and she had not showered yet, so she still had the body art on. She could not wash the paint off herself, so she employed my skilled hands to really rub those ass cheeks and legs until they were clean. I of course rubbed and scrubbed and squeezed FAR more than necessary, in the guise of being diligent about cleaning her, but what conscious, sane man wouldn't, n'est-ce pas? Hygiene first, that's what I always say, well, at least when it comes to butt-cheek cleaning. She may be on her way to redemption.
Afterwards, we cuddled for 10 minutes, then she whispered that she wanted me to eat her. Kumbu at your service, m'lady. So I did my thing, same as the previous two times - 15 minutes of Falang tongue-to-the-pussy, and it all ended well for her. Is all forgiven? We're almost there, deary.
So now she needs to recuperate, and she says she wants to be held while this is happening. Uh-oh. So we spoon (wtf?!?!). Around 3 mins later, she stops all movement, and another 3 mins later she is deep breathing. Crime #4, cuffed and jailed.
The Police Investigate
Little kumbu has gone from the good little soldier ready for inspection by the commander-in-chief, to the world's softest, most flaccid dishtowel. Not good. So what do I do? I have several choices.
#1. Wake her the fuck up and get what I paid for.
#2. Wake her the fuck up and kick her ass outta here.
#3. Wait until she wakes up and get what I paid for.
#4. Wait until she wakes up and then kick her ass outta here.
At this point, I was leaning towards #1 and #3. I wanted what I paid for, and kicking her the fuck outta here wasn't going to solve diddly. So I tried to wake her up, but she was out cold. She waved her hand and moaned a little, but she was really out cold. Hmm, this is NOT good.
The Trial
So I stewed. I lay back on the bed and I walked myself through the night, calculating all the money I spent on her, starting with the drink in Baccara when I picked her up, the BF, the ridiculous dinner, the various drinks at Cavern, the ping-fucking-pong balls. My outlay was substantial, and she got a good pussy licking out of it, an orgasm, and now she is napping? NAPPING??
Jury Deliberation
All of a sudden, I heard the Red Hot Chili Peppers singing in my head:
“I got dosed by you and
closer than most to you and
what am I supposed to do?
Take it away?
I never had it anyway
Take it away
And everything will be ok.”
What am I supposed to do? Take it away? I never had it anyway. I realized that I was the one over-reacting. I was the one getting pissy over something that is very natural. She is a gogo girl. This is what she DOES. Her job is to extract money, and the less she needs to put out the better. Simple. It was my mistake assuming that the money you pay is proportional to the returns. No such thing in gogo land. A chump has been revealed.
The Verdict
Guilty as Charged.
Sentencing
Many men at this point would have shaken the bejesus out of her, to get her to either perform or exit stage left. But with my new realization in hand, I went over to my laptop and started working. It soothes me. She woke up to the sound of her alarm half an hour later and screams 'Oh, me late – must go because my daughter wait me. Today her birthday, have to go!” All this was true – she had told me that she needed to leave early tonight (her usual departure time is 3am, this time it had to be 2am). So this much I knew, but that didn't make it any better. As she got ready, I kept my cool, no blow ups, I just focused on my work and plugged away at the computer, knowing full well what the correct sentence was.
The Convict pleads for Mercy
This passive aggressive behavior was not lost on girlie. She says “Tilak, you angli me?” I looked at her and shook my head. I genuinely was not angli her. I knew she was very tired, I knew she had to leave early, none of it was unexpected. I was really more disappointed. Disappointed that a good thing has now come to an end. No more outrageous anal rimming sessions, no more large-ass kissing, no more fantastic anal sessions. Back to the normal stuff, sifting the wheat from the chaff, getting mostly chaff. And, let's be honest here, I was disappointed in myself.
She continues getting ready, and when she is ready to leave, she asks again;
Girlie: Tilaaaak, me tink you angli me. Why you no smile?
Kumbu: I'm not angry, I am disappointed.
Girlie: ...Tilaaaak, no be angli, iss no good.
Kumbu: I'm not angry, I'm disappointed.
Girlie: Dis...disa...why you angli me?
Kumbu: Not angry, disappointed. Look it up in your dictionary.
Girlie: ...
I realized she was waiting to be paid. ...hhh....hhhhhhhh....hhhhHHHHHH.....bbbBBBahahahahahahaahah.
The Execution
I leaned over, placed my hands beneath her ears, holding her head in my hands, and kissed her gently on the forehead. My lips lingered a moment longer than they needed to, and as I slowly pulled away, and my lips gently broke contact with her skin, I knew that would be the last time I kiss her. I pulled back and looked into her eyes. The light was shining down onto her face, she looking up at me, her soft brown eyes illuminated by the yellow light. I saw a mixture of affection, confusion, distress, even fear. I gazed into her eyes searching for meaning, for satisfaction, and in that moment, for the very first time, we truly connected. There was a buzzing silence as we shared pure emotion across the tether of eye gaze. She saw into my heart, she saw the anguish in my eyes...and she understood. Her pupils dilated ever so slightly as she registered understanding. The muscles in her neck loosened, her eyes lost some energy, her smile disappeared, her shoulders sank, and she looked down at her feet. She knew she had done wrong. To my surprise, rather than protest or argue, she slowly turned around and walked out without another word.
I felt empty.
Another great and well-written report, Kumbu!
... but what conscious, sane man wouldn't, n'est pas?
Just for your information, it's "n'est-ce pas" in French in this context.
Just for your information, it's "n'est-ce pas" in French in this context.Serves me right for trying to be the linguist. Just edited the original post and made the change. Thanks.
The Crime Spree
so I let her order. Big mistake...... - it's the audacity she shows in ordering such extravagant dishes without so much as asking. Charge #1.
I order a coke, my girl orders a hot tea, and five drinks arrive. I ask what the FUCK this is, and girlie says "oh tilak, dese dinks fo mama san all tree." All 3 mama sans!!
How long you been mongering in Thailand? Hopefully you learned something here.
Repeat this mantra everyday and you shall be healed:
Thai girls are only good for fucking! Take em to your room , fuck em, then kick em out. Repeat cycle!
There are two ways of looking at everything, two sides to a coin, different perspectives...
She is a gogo girl. This is what she DOES. Her job is to extract money, and the less she needs to put out the better. Simple. It was my mistake assuming that the money you pay is proportional to the returns. No such thing in gogo land. A chump has been revealed.
Thai girls are only good for fucking! Take em to your room , fuck em, then kick em out. Repeat cycle!
But I would rather be in your head Mr Kumbu than Mr Angry Amjeck's.
Another great report.
Will be in Pattaya in a month or two for an extended period. Does anyone know a good tailor where I can have a suit made?
I had a few made @ Raja's in Bangkok, and was pleased. However, I will not be in Bangkok long enouth to have it done.
Thank you.
The Crime Spree
I leaned over, placed my hands beneath her ears, holding her head in my hands, and kissed her gently on the forehead. My lips lingered a moment longer than they needed to, and as I slowly pulled away, and my lips gently broke contact with her skin, I knew that would be the last time I kiss her. I pulled back and looked into her eyes. The light was shining down onto her face, she looking up at me, her soft brown eyes illuminated by the yellow light. I saw a mixture of affection, confusion, distress, even fear. I gazed into her eyes searching for meaning, for satisfaction, and in that moment, for the very first time, we truly connected. There was a buzzing silence as we shared pure emotion across the tether of eye gaze. She saw into my heart, she saw the anguish in my eyes...and she understood. Her pupils dilated ever so slightly as she registered understanding. The muscles in her neck loosened, her eyes lost some energy, her smile disappeared, her shoulders sank, and she looked down at her feet. She knew she had done wrong. To my surprise, rather than protest or argue, she slowly turned around and walked out without another word.
I felt empty.This is not a report, this is a piece of art.
I read it and then read it again just for pleasure of reading.
PolyOrchid
06-08-10, 01:46
I leaned over, placed my hands beneath her ears, holding her head in my hands, and kissed her gently on the forehead. My lips lingered a moment longer than they needed to, and as I slowly pulled away, and my lips gently broke contact with her skin, I knew that would be the last time I kiss her. I pulled back and looked into her eyes. The light was shining down onto her face, she looking up at me, her soft brown eyes illuminated by the yellow light. I saw a mixture of affection, confusion, distress, even fear. I gazed into her eyes searching for meaning, for satisfaction, and in that moment, for the very first time, we truly connected. There was a buzzing silence as we shared pure emotion across the tether of eye gaze. She saw into my heart, she saw the anguish in my eyes...and she understood. Her pupils dilated ever so slightly as she registered understanding. The muscles in her neck loosened, her eyes lost some energy, her smile disappeared, her shoulders sank, and she looked down at her feet. She knew she had done wrong. To my surprise, rather than protest or argue, she slowly turned around and walked out without another word.
I felt empty.Kumbu,
Your report brought sadness, longing, understanding, and other emotions to my heart. Seldom do I see such honesty, feeling, compassion here; a very beautiful post.
Waste Mgmt
06-08-10, 02:31
The Crime Spree
I arrive at Bacarra at the agreed time of 8:30pm on Saturday night. The plan was to BF my anal girlie, we then go for some quick dinner, then to Cavern where she would be the center-piece of a painting show - she had arranged for the fluorescent ink guy to paint her ass in the show, all for my viewing pleasure. I BF her and off to dinner. I tell her I am not too hungry, so I let her order. Big mistake. A platter of oysters arrives, and I think "what?" and then a curried crab arrives - not your normal fare, what? Not entirely unexpected, I must say, but mildly annoying. The money is not what is bothering me - it's the audacity she shows in ordering such extravagant dishes without so much as asking. Charge #1.
Next on to Cavern. We arrive to a hero's welcome - waiters are slapping me on the back like a long lost brother, girls are touching me all over, all 3 mama sans rush out to greet me. All three!! I am ushered to a prime spot and surrounded by adulating throngs. Smells suspicious, even if it isn't technically a crime.
I order a coke, my girl orders a hot tea, and five drinks arrive. I ask what the FUCK this is, and girlie says "oh tilak, dese dinks fo mama san all tree." All 3 mama sans!! Charge #2.
I wait 30 minutes before the show begins, and before my girl leaves, some ping pong balls arrive at my side. I say "no, not for me" and girlie insists: “Tilaaaaak. When I do show for you, you throw ball – is good.”. So I buy the minimum of 100B - 5 balls. And there you have it: Charge #3.
The Road to Redemption
The show starts, and girlie is SPECCCCTACULAR. I know exactly why she has such a hold on me - sumptuous curves, splendid symmetry, incredible wide, round ass, absolutely perfect proportions. And the vision of a scorpion doing battle with a dragon across her naked back, across her bulging ass cheeks and down her perfect, sexy legs was enough to sooth grumpy Kumbu. Ok, some people may indeed be above the law.
Later, we get back to the hotel and she had not showered yet, so she still had the body art on. She could not wash the paint off herself, so she employed my skilled hands to really rub those ass cheeks and legs until they were clean. I of course rubbed and scrubbed and squeezed FAR more than necessary, in the guise of being diligent about cleaning her, but what conscious, sane man wouldn't, n'est-ce pas? Hygiene first, that's what I always say, well, at least when it comes to butt-cheek cleaning. She may be on her way to redemption.
Afterwards, we cuddled for 10 minutes, then she whispered that she wanted me to eat her. Kumbu at your service, m'lady. So I did my thing, same as the previous two times - 15 minutes of Falang tongue-to-the-pussy, and it all ended well for her. Is all forgiven? We're almost there, deary.
So now she needs to recuperate, and she says she wants to be held while this is happening. Uh-oh. So we spoon (wtf?!?!). Around 3 mins later, she stops all movement, and another 3 mins later she is deep breathing. Crime #4, cuffed and jailed.
The Police Investigate
Little kumbu has gone from the good little soldier ready for inspection by the commander-in-chief, to the world's softest, most flaccid dishtowel. Not good. So what do I do? I have several choices.
#1. Wake her the fuck up and get what I paid for.
#2. Wake her the fuck up and kick her ass outta here.
#3. Wait until she wakes up and get what I paid for.
#4. Wait until she wakes up and then kick her ass outta here.
At this point, I was leaning towards #1 and #3. I wanted what I paid for, and kicking her the fuck outta here wasn't going to solve diddly. So I tried to wake her up, but she was out cold. She waved her hand and moaned a little, but she was really out cold. Hmm, this is NOT good.
The Trial
So I stewed. I lay back on the bed and I walked myself through the night, calculating all the money I spent on her, starting with the drink in Baccara when I picked her up, the BF, the ridiculous dinner, the various drinks at Cavern, the ping-fucking-pong balls. My outlay was substantial, and she got a good pussy licking out of it, an orgasm, and now she is napping? NAPPING??
Jury Deliberation
All of a sudden, I heard the Red Hot Chili Peppers singing in my head:
“I got dosed by you and
closer than most to you and
what am I supposed to do?
Take it away?
I never had it anyway
Take it away
And everything will be ok.”
What am I supposed to do? Take it away? I never had it anyway. I realized that I was the one over-reacting. I was the one getting pissy over something that is very natural. She is a gogo girl. This is what she DOES. Her job is to extract money, and the less she needs to put out the better. Simple. It was my mistake assuming that the money you pay is proportional to the returns. No such thing in gogo land. A chump has been revealed.
The Verdict
Guilty as Charged.
Sentencing
Many men at this point would have shaken the bejesus out of her, to get her to either perform or exit stage left. But with my new realization in hand, I went over to my laptop and started working. It soothes me. She woke up to the sound of her alarm half an hour later and screams 'Oh, me late – must go because my daughter wait me. Today her birthday, have to go!” All this was true – she had told me that she needed to leave early tonight (her usual departure time is 3am, this time it had to be 2am). So this much I knew, but that didn't make it any better. As she got ready, I kept my cool, no blow ups, I just focused on my work and plugged away at the computer, knowing full well what the correct sentence was.
The Convict pleads for Mercy
This passive aggressive behavior was not lost on girlie. She says “Tilak, you angli me?” I looked at her and shook my head. I genuinely was not angli her. I knew she was very tired, I knew she had to leave early, none of it was unexpected. I was really more disappointed. Disappointed that a good thing has now come to an end. No more outrageous anal rimming sessions, no more large-ass kissing, no more fantastic anal sessions. Back to the normal stuff, sifting the wheat from the chaff, getting mostly chaff. And, let's be honest here, I was disappointed in myself.
She continues getting ready, and when she is ready to leave, she asks again;
Girlie: Tilaaaak, me tink you angli me. Why you no smile?
Kumbu: I'm not angry, I am disappointed.
Girlie: ...Tilaaaak, no be angli, iss no good.
Kumbu: I'm not angry, I'm disappointed.
Girlie: Dis...disa...why you angli me?
Kumbu: Not angry, disappointed. Look it up in your dictionary.
Girlie: ...
I realized she was waiting to be paid. ...hhh....hhhhhhhh....hhhhHHHHHH.....bbbBBBahahahahahahaahah.
The Execution
I leaned over, placed my hands beneath her ears, holding her head in my hands, and kissed her gently on the forehead. My lips lingered a moment longer than they needed to, and as I slowly pulled away, and my lips gently broke contact with her skin, I knew that would be the last time I kiss her. I pulled back and looked into her eyes. The light was shining down onto her face, she looking up at me, her soft brown eyes illuminated by the yellow light. I saw a mixture of affection, confusion, distress, even fear. I gazed into her eyes searching for meaning, for satisfaction, and in that moment, for the very first time, we truly connected. There was a buzzing silence as we shared pure emotion across the tether of eye gaze. She saw into my heart, she saw the anguish in my eyes...and she understood. Her pupils dilated ever so slightly as she registered understanding. The muscles in her neck loosened, her eyes lost some energy, her smile disappeared, her shoulders sank, and she looked down at her feet. She knew she had done wrong. To my surprise, rather than protest or argue, she slowly turned around and walked out without another word.
I felt empty.OMG. Don't think a post on ISG or any other punter-type site has ever registered an emotional response in me that does not involve my dick. For those like me, who are too new to the scene to avoid falling into the emotional connection trap, this one hits too close to home for comfort. I've been there going through the list of the EXACT same 4 options before. I also tried the 'wake her up and get what I paid for'- to the same end as you (I think playing dead is a skill bar girls must learn- nobody is THAT tired a couple minutes after falling asleep).
What really bothers me when this has happened (3 or 4 times) is that it is my "reward" for being more than a one time customer. In all cases, the girl was fantastic the first night when she knew me for all of 30 minutes. Then, after time together, when things with a "regular" girl would only get better, that is their opening to take advantage of you. The worst was when I took a girl from a massage parlour overnight for the second night. 1st night was incredible, next day she was so happy I took her for the day, that the morning sex was even better. And that was the end of that. From there it was ordering from a part of the menu that was over the top, returning to the hotel and needing a nap, followed by dinner and sleep time. When I had had enough we talked and she, without shame or, seemingly, without understanding, expressed that I knew she had to work the following day and would probably have 5 or 6 guys fuck her, so. She needed her rest. I am not kidding. That was enough for me and the words, "get the fuck out' left my mouth and I kicked her out. That actually ended making me feel worse when she started crying. I wasn't having any of that and just wanted her to leave at that point. I had paid her for the first night but not the second, of which 1/2 was for her and the other 1/2 for her employer. I started to give her the money but told her she had not really earned it. I was a little surprised when she instantly agreed, but asked for jsut the money for her mamasan but not her share- which I gave herI. She took the money teary eyed and, after getting her stuff, walked out the door that I was holding open. She was almost out when she said she forgot something and ran back in for about 10 seconds and left crying. I shut the door and stood there for a couple minutes reflecting on this goat fuck. I then walked back into the room and learned what she rushed back into the room to do- laying on the bed was the money I had given her for her employer- 3000 baht.
Like you, I was more disappointed in myself than her. I felt like a complete tool, of the "sucker born every minute" variety. Thing is, I know what not to do, I know the rules of the road, but I find myself getting sucked in anyway. In the above case though I learned that although they're "all the same", they're not all the same.
Mr Enternational
06-08-10, 02:51
I order a coke, my girl orders a hot tea, and five drinks arrive. I ask what the FUCK this is, and girlie says "oh tilak, dese dinks fo mama san all tree." All 3 mama sans!!I went with one of my regulars to KFC the other morning. I ordered something for like 100 baht. Then she ordered and the price skyrocketed past 300. I gave her "the look" without saying one word. That is when she said, "I ordered something for my roommates. I am going to give you the money for it." After I paid the cashier, she immediately gave me 120 baht for her friends' food. You have to keep them in line. Don't stand for them trying to take advantage of you. A good rule of thumb is before the waiter comes you ask the girl what she wants. If it is beyond what you are willing to pay for then make it known whichever way you choose. (My favorite way is, "I'm not about to pay for all that shit!") Then you place the order for both of you.
I was really more disappointed. Disappointed that a good thing has now come to an end. No more outrageous anal rimming sessions, no more my surprise, rather than protest or argue, she slowly turned around and walked out without another word.
I felt empty.At least your pockets didn't feel as empty as they could have would you have given her money for a valuable night of yours that she wasted.
FreebieFan
06-08-10, 05:16
Apropos of absolutely sweet FA, interesting to read that Derrick ‘taxi-driver’ Bird was a frequent visitor to Pattaya, vacationing here 3 times a year. Who knows he may even have been a member of this forum!
Maybe his reputed financial problems was what finally drove him over the edge (holidaying in Pattaya is not so cheap any more!). Or maybe during his last call to his honeyko, he may have heard the unmistakable sound of masculine grunts and heavy breathing in the background:(.
P.S Bird was the maniac who ran amok in Cumbria last weekHello, Sir Cunning, yes I read the same. Normal story of a two week wonder thinking his girl only liked him. LOL.
And did you know that his brothers lawyer/solicitor, the one he shot first, came from our hometown!
i am not so sure it is sterile...
as a body fluid it might carry whatever one has on board (be it just a flu)
on the other end it is the result of "unusable remains from body feeding"
maybe a med.dr., can put some light on this if we do not digress too much.
but as it seems a sexual practice (in its way) it should not be too much ot.
on the other hand being practiced (not extensively) it does not seem to be sop unsafe, but..who knows?
if lot of body fluids are dangerous for certain deseases, i reckon this one can be too...
just my 2 cents..
ps: have done a quick check:
[[[CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) is sterile until it reaches the urethra where the epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively aerobic gram negative rods and cocci.[1] subsequent to elimination from the body, [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action. most noticeably, the asphyxiating ammonia is produced by breakdown of urea. some diseases alter the quantity and consistency of the [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109), such as sugar as a consequence of diabetes.]]
there is also a reference of it being sterile in a "healthy body", so it is all relevant...you're partly correct. i just didn't particularly want to get into the subject of bladder and urethral infections... :)
[CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) is not the unusable remains from feeding - that emerges from a separate orifice. it is the metabolic waste products of normal body chemistry, heavily filtered and purified. i'm pretty sure viruses wouldn't get through.
just so happens that i have been studying this recently, following what i thought might be an std infection. after a couple of visits to a specialist i was reassured. he said that occasionally one can get low-level infections of the bladder , but if it is not troublesome then it is not a medical problem.
anyway, it's not a subject i ever plan to study from a practical perspective.
Just wondering how the girls look and quantity found on beach road and sois 6, 7 and 8.
Any russian street walkers around?
These sensitive, girly poetic reports are imho borderline gay.
Testosterone check needed, aisle 1.
I order a coke, my girl orders a hot tea, and five drinks arrive. I ask what the FUCK this is, and girlie says "oh tilak, dese dinks fo mama san all tree." All 3 mama sans!! Charge #2.
How do you handle a situation like this? Just pay and let it go to keep a good relationship or refuse to pay and [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off the mamas. Can you refuse to pay since you did not order the drinks? I have seen this in other reports but never saw the resolution.
Thanks for the great reports Kumbu.
Slim
But I would rather be in your head Mr Kumbu than Mr Angry Amjeck's.
Amjeck is not angry. Amjeck knows how to play the game in Pattaya. Amjeck doesn't overpay for Pattaya pussy nor does he get taken advantage of by sweet coniving thai girls. (i've gone through a learning curve, however, and have had my mishaps too)
Just wondering how the girls look and quantity found on beach road and sois 6, 7 and 8.
Soi 6 girls finally taking 500 ST again. Selection nothing special, but the price drop is good.
In the above case though I learned that although they're "all the same", they're not all the same.
No, they're not ... off walking street once I walked past a beer bar with only one cute girl and a older bartender/mamasan girl. I stopped for a beer and chatted with the cute girl. While I was with her, an skanky british guy came in and talked to the bartender. The cute girl cowered and hid her face against me, and next thing I know she's crying. On his way out, the guy jeers at her. Apparently he was complaining about her to the bartender. When he leaves, she pulls herself together. We chat again for a while, and she's very sweet. After all this, I eventually ask if I can barfine her, longtime. Back in the room, she freezes up and doesn't so much as want to undress. She wants to go to sleep immediately, fully clothed. I shake my head sternly. She kinda crumples, and gives me the barfine (unasked, I didn't want to take it and she put it on the bed) and slinks out.
Amjeck is not angry. Amjeck knows how to play the game in Pattaya. Amjeck doesn't overpay for Pattaya pussy nor does he get taken advantage of by sweet coniving thai girls. (i've gone through a learning curve, however, and have had my mishaps too)I think that is the point. It is a game (with some very strange rules!). But like all games I prefer to play with a smile, and if I lose, I lose graciously :) Good luck to you!
you're partly correct. i just didn't particularly want to get into the subject of bladder and urethral infections... :)
[CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) is not the unusable remains from feeding - that emerges from a separate orifice. it is the metabolic waste products of normal body chemistry, heavily filtered and purified. i'm pretty sure viruses wouldn't get through.
just so happens that i have been studying this recently, following what i thought might be an std infection. after a couple of visits to a specialist i was reassured. he said that occasionally one can get low-level infections of the bladder , but if it is not troublesome then it is not a medical problem.
anyway, it's not a subject i ever plan to study from a practical perspective.many bugs causing stis reside in urethra. in women sti screen a specimen is usually taken from urethra (in some clinics) and men can get infection from sections of urethra. similarly one can get tummy bugs from mouth to anus contact. most sensible nurses in sti clinic would ask "did you use condom at every stage of sex?" if you say no, they would straight away mark you high risk and offer you all kind of tests in rainbow colour tubes.
She wants to go to sleep immediately, fully clothed.On a related note, my first TGF was absolutely petrified of being seen naked by me outside the bed. Showers were solitary, and if I dared to peak in she would literally cower in a foetal position on the floor. When in bed she was fine, and then afterwards she would shower and get dressed before going to bed fully clothed.
Bizarre. Even more bizarre since she worked in a soapy! But she rationalised it as work vs play...
The Execution
I leaned over, placed my hands beneath her ears, holding her head in my hands, and kissed her gently on the forehead. My lips lingered a moment longer than they needed to, and as I slowly pulled away, and my lips gently broke contact with her skin, I knew that would be the last time I kiss her. I pulled back and looked into her eyes. The light was shining down onto her face, she looking up at me, her soft brown eyes illuminated by the yellow light. I saw a mixture of affection, confusion, distress, even fear. I gazed into her eyes searching for meaning, for satisfaction, and in that moment, for the very first time, we truly connected. There was a buzzing silence as we shared pure emotion across the tether of eye gaze. She saw into my heart, she saw the anguish in my eyes...and she understood. Her pupils dilated ever so slightly as she registered understanding. The muscles in her neck loosened, her eyes lost some energy, her smile disappeared, her shoulders sank, and she looked down at her feet. She knew she had done wrong. To my surprise, rather than protest or argue, she slowly turned around and walked out without another word.
I felt empty.
Brought water to my eyes....Kumbu is the MAN
That desire variety in their sex "diets"!
Are you tired of having sex with "same old, same old" Isaan Thai SPs?
Are with "worn out" with the fact that most of the "exotic imports" are from Cambodia and Laos and look about the same, anyway!
Do your "socks curl" when the Russian women on Walking Street tell you their prices?
Then, try something REALLY different...Uzbekistanis!(well, there ALMOST like Russians, after all!).
http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2010/06/08/police-arrest-of-uzbekistani-mamasan-and-her-prostitutes-in-pattaya/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PattayaDailyNews+%28Pattaya+Daily+News+-+Pattaya+news+Powerful+news+at+your+fingertips%29&utm_content=Yahoo%21+Mail
But then, on closer inspection...maybe NOT!
Cunning Stunt
06-08-10, 21:39
I leaned over, placed my hands beneath her ears, holding her head in my hands, and kissed her gently on the forehead. My lips lingered a moment longer than they needed to, and as I slowly pulled away, and my lips gently broke contact with her skin, I knew that would be the last time I kiss her. I pulled back and looked into her eyes. The light was shining down onto her face, she looking up at me, her soft brown eyes illuminated by the yellow light. I saw a mixture of affection, confusion, distress, even fear. I gazed into her eyes searching for meaning, for satisfaction, and in that moment, for the very first time, we truly connected. There was a buzzing silence as we shared pure emotion across the tether of eye gaze. She saw into my heart, she saw the anguish in my eyes...and she understood. Her pupils dilated ever so slightly as she registered understanding. The muscles in her neck loosened, her eyes lost some energy, her smile disappeared, her shoulders sank, and she looked down at her feet. She knew she had done wrong. To my surprise, rather than protest or argue, she slowly turned around and walked out without another word.
I felt empty.
Hahaha - beautifully written, matey. Sort of like Mills & Boone meets ISG. How you get away with it, I just don't know;). You will have all the lurkers out there dripping salty secretions of a different kind for a change...lol. Proves that most of us are big softies under our teak like exterior.
You said that the oysters were expensive. Must have been imported as I usually find that oysters in Thailand are extremely cheap and utterly delicious. I know that I shouldn't but I cannot resist a 'Hawy Tawt' omlette or two whilst in town and hope that my Hep A shots do their job!!
P.S Once had a GF who used to blush crimson and giggle when I told her how much I loved 'hawy'. Seems that in Thai it has another meaning and I love eating that form of 'hawy' as well:).
And did you know that his brothers lawyer/solicitor, the one he shot first, came from our hometown!
Wow, you are right. I usually give a cheer when another fat, greedy, conniving lawyer bites the dust but not if he is a 'Donny' lad. Has to be the salt of the earth:).
Trouble is that 'Donny' and solicitors have a history of being synonymous with bent!
FreebieFan
06-09-10, 04:27
That desire variety in their sex "diets"!
Then, try something REALLY different...Uzbekistanis!(well, there ALMOST like Russians, after all!).
http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2010/06/08/police-arrest-of-uzbekistani-mamasan-and-her-prostitutes-in-pattaya/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PattayaDailyNews+%28Pattaya+Daily+News+-+Pattaya+news+Powerful+news+at+your+fingertips%29&utm_content=Yahoo%21+Mail
But then, on closer inspection...maybe NOT!Wow. What an interesting newspaper. Death, disease, robbery, suicide, Pattaya Daily News has become my new " must read".
Forget World Cup updates, I'm going to be reading this paper now every day. Such a lot of drama in one town!
That desire variety in their sex "diets"!
Are you tired of having sex with "same old, same old" Isaan Thai SPs?
Are with "worn out" with the fact that most of the "exotic imports" are from Cambodia and Laos and look about the same, anyway!
Do your "socks curl" when the Russian women on Walking Street tell you their prices?
Then, try something REALLY different...Uzbekistanis!(well, there ALMOST like Russians, after all!).
http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2010/06/08/police-arrest-of-uzbekistani-mamasan-and-her-prostitutes-in-pattaya/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PattayaDailyNews+%28Pattaya+Daily+News+-+Pattaya+news+Powerful+news+at+your+fingertips%29&utm_content=Yahoo%21+Mail
But then, on closer inspection...maybe NOT!I watched the embedded video clip and I have to say I felt pretty sorry for them. It's bad enough being arrested for prostitution in Pattaya (I'll say that again slowly: arrested for prostitution in Pattaya...), but made worse by some dick-head from the Pattaya Daily News shoving his camera lens up their noses and photographing their passports.
(OK, TIT, but what is a cameraman doing in a police station anyway? In most other countries if they went to trial now they would walk away free after that 'unbiased' report).
Once had a GF who used to blush crimson and giggle when I told her how much I loved 'hawy'. Seems that in Thai it has another meaning and I love eating that form of 'hawy' as well:).... and indeed in English too:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oyster
Redfield10
06-09-10, 04:53
They should have known prostitution is illegal in Thailand.
Don't they know the law?
That desire variety in their sex "diets"!
Are you tired of having sex with "same old, same old" Isaan Thai SPs?
Are with "worn out" with the fact that most of the "exotic imports" are from Cambodia and Laos and look about the same, anyway!
Do your "socks curl" when the Russian women on Walking Street tell you their prices?
Then, try something REALLY different...Uzbekistanis!(well, there ALMOST like Russians, after all!).
http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2010/06/08/police-arrest-of-uzbekistani-mamasan-and-her-prostitutes-in-pattaya/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PattayaDailyNews+%28Pattaya+Daily+News+-+Pattaya+news+Powerful+news+at+your+fingertips%29&utm_content=Yahoo%21+Mail
But then, on closer inspection...maybe NOT!
Arrived in Pattaya yesterday afternoon. My hotel stays have gradually moved along the coast until now I am staying at Soi 3. Not sure it's the best location, but will give me a chance to explore some unexplored bits. Grabbed some food and did a bit of work in the BeerGarden - I think it is a great location if you have to do some work, with an excellent free wifi service and attentive staff. If only my office at home was like this...
Not many ladies of course, although one absolute stunner did walk in and sat down behind me. She bought 2 beers and kept making phone calls, but I think in the end she was stood up. I was tempted to go and talk to her, but she acted a bit too much like she knew she was a stunner, if you see what I mean.
Back to the hotel by bus to ditch the laptop. I was actually feeling a bit queasy, so was almost tempted to have an evening in with a good book. If only I could find a good lady called Book :) Set off to explore the local area just as it started to pour down with rain, but got to the sanctuary of a beer complex at the top of Soi 4 just in time. I paced through the bars checking out the talent, but there was really only one bar with any attractive girls, and that had 3. So I sat next to the most attractive and ordered a G&T.
Had a few emails to deal with on my Blackberry, and was roundly ignored by all the girls there. Finally, after a gentle verbal push from the mamasan, one of them quietly asked my name. We chatted in a very desultory fashion for a while, although her English was pretty weak, and I bought her a drink, until two young Japanese guys came in from the rain. The whole bar was suddenly all over them like a rash... To be fair, it was one guy's birthday, so he rang the bell and I got another drink. At which point my companion got up and wandered off. So that was 280Bht for a couple of G&T's, a lady drink, and a bored conversation. Not a great start to my evening, feeling like the fat spotty kid on sports day. :( I made my excuses and left.
I braved the rain, and by dodging through various bars made it as far as Soi 6. On the way I bumped into one young lady who was somewhat more friendly, and as a result will get a visit this evening. :) I wasn't really up for a Soi 6 session, preferring a quiet evening chatting and a couple of beers. Ha! Fat chance of that! I was spotted by one SYT whose enthusiasm for me more than made up for the earlier disappointment, and she encouraged me in for 'just one drink'.
She was young and beautiful, certainly a cut above the average, and she had good English. We had a great conversation, which was somehow more interesting because half the time she was straddling me or trying to put her tongue down my throat. Young people of today - no manners :(.
And luckily she found the bulge in my trousers particularly attractive (I always carry a well-stocked wallet). So off we went upstairs. I made it clear that if she took it very slowly, no rush, she would have a repeat customer. And she did. Fantastic experience.
Incidentally, what is the deal about taking girls out o/n from Soi 6? I presume a barfine and a negotiated fee? What would be the appropriate amount - 1500Bht? I would happily take her back for an all-nighter (well, in my case, 20 minutes of sex, 8 hours sleep, 10 minutes sex :( )
So that was that. Braved the rain, said hi to the friendly girl, and back in my hotel room dripping wet before I knew it.
Soi 6 girls finally taking 500 ST again. Selection nothing special, but the price drop is good.Just out of interest, and I'm not trying to be provocative, but do you negotiate down first (and then hope for an enthusiastic performance), or do you just slip them a 500Bht note on the way out?
And if you negotiate, what do you say? When I get asked 2000Bht for ST in BKK I can genuinely recoil in mock horror, and say 'No, too much' and make a counter offer. I'm not sure I could keep a straight face if I had to say 'What! 700Bht (£15) to have sex with a hot 20-year old? Too much!' :)
Mr Enternational
06-09-10, 12:31
I'm not sure I could keep a straight face if I had to say 'What! 700Bht (£15) to have sex with a hot 20-year old? Too much!' :)I could. What in Buddha's name does a 20 year old need with a whopping 700 baht?!
Just out of interest, and I'm not trying to be provocative, but do you negotiate down first (and then hope for an enthusiastic performance), or do you just slip them a 500Bht note on the way out?
And if you negotiate, what do you say? When I get asked 2000Bht for ST in BKK I can genuinely recoil in mock horror, and say 'No, too much' and make a counter offer. I'm not sure I could keep a straight face if I had to say 'What! 700Bht (£15) to have sex with a hot 20-year old? Too much!' :)
I speak to them in thai and I say "the normal price on this road is 500ST". Then I say " I don't want you for 2 hours only 30 minutes or so". Then I smile and say "come on lets go" That sometimes works, but if they turn sour during negotiating, I pay 600 or 700. It's not really a big deal, but if I can save money I will..
Soi 6 girls are bottom barrel and they know it. They go through so many guys in a day, so they will grab the easy 500 if they know its quick and fast. Most of these girls come from small villages "moo bahns" where 500 is a considerable amount of money which takes 2-3 days to make on the farm.
It's kinda a game (negotiating),but the main reason I negotiate price is because, throughout my time in Thailand, I've found that the girls willing to come down on price for sex are always better in bed than the girls who won't budge on price. I don't know the reason for this.
LittleBigMan
06-09-10, 13:31
I could. What in Buddha's name does a 20 year old need with a whopping 700 baht?!
To give to the stupid useless Thai boyfriend who is feeding all that Bai Wan to her 20 year old brain.
LBM
I speak to them in thai and I say "the normal price on this road is 500ST".
You do get some that won't budge from 1000B, but in that case I pick someone else. At Clansman in particular they've tried to sting me for 1000, but reverted to 700.
Most of these girls come from small villages "moo bahns" where 500 is a considerable amount of money which takes 2-3 days to make on the farm.
Say 500 takes 3 days, then one day is 166. Say they work for 20 days, then that's 3300B. Would they really make 3300+ B/month on a farm?
Soi 6 girls are bottom barrel and they know it. It's interesting, isn't it... I've only really discovered Soi 6 and its girls in the last couple of trips, and so far in 2 days I have been with 2 of them. Both absolutely stunning figures, slim, young and beautiful. Could easily be gogo dancers (although today's young lady probably had slightly smaller breasts than me!). Certainly the first was enthusiastic, while the second was by no means a starfish. They may be low in the Pattaya pecking order, but high in my estimation. :)
I've had enough experiences of chatting up girls in bars to know that the sex afterwards is somewhat hit-and-miss. At least with the Soi 6 girls they know exactly why you are there and I think they aim to deliver.
... Would they really make 3300+ B/month on a farm?
According to the 2009 mid-year economic review by the Bangkok Post, the monthly average wage in the agricultural sector is lesser than 4000 baht (it was 3679 baht in this review).
http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/4504/ber2009p6.gif
I know for sure that a lot of people living in the poor villages of Northeastern Thailand earn lesser than 3000 baht/month and most of them seem to be very happy.
According to the 2009 mid-year economic review by the Bangkok Post, the monthly average wage in the agricultural sector is lesser than 4000 baht (it was 3679 baht in this review).
http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/4504/ber2009p6.gif
I know for sure that a lot of people living in the poor villages of Northeastern Thailand earn lesser than 3000 baht/month and most of them seem to be very happy.It is very interesting to know this figure.
Actually, the oysters were not terribly expensive, it was the combination of oysters and the crab dish that put the check-bin over the top. But both were very delicious, I must agree.
You said that the oysters were expensive. Must have been imported as I usually find that oysters in Thailand are extremely cheap and utterly delicious. I know that I shouldn't but I cannot resist a 'Hawy Tawt' omlette or two whilst in town and hope that my Hep A shots do their job!!
I like all kinds of Thai seafood - but I like to eat clam best :)
(Ask a Thai what it means if you don't know)
Anybody getting 1000ST from pattaya gogo's on walking street now? I'm finding almost all won't go below 1500ST. I'm not sure what's up (might just be me), but I used to get 1000ST from lots of gogo girls during past low seasons.
Both absolutely stunning figures, slim, young and beautiful. Could easily be gogo dancers
Go walk into some gogo's in Pattaya and you'll discover that almost any thai girl who is willing to put on a sexy uniform, get her hair done, and put on some make-up could easily become a gogo dancer.
Redfield10
06-10-10, 02:28
I'm not a newbie to LOS or Pattaya, but never been there in Sept. I am thinking about spending a week in Bali and a week in Pattaya in Sept. I think Bali will be fine in Sept. It should be more peaceful with the Aussies leaving after vacation, etc.
In Pataya, is this choice ok? I know it will be low season, but I"m sure I'll find a girl. LOL. However, I'm even more concerned about the weather. I know it's very rainy then. Is this a big deal?
While I'm asking, I"m assuming I probably have to do the RT from San Fran to Bkk...then Air Asia to Denespar, Bali?
Opinions?
Go walk into some gogo's in Pattaya and you'll discover that almost any thai girl who is willing to put on a sexy uniform, get her hair done, and put on some make-up could easily become a gogo dancer.
According to the 2009 mid-year economic review by the Bangkok Post, the monthly average wage in the agricultural sector is lesser than 4000 baht
Yes. And I wager the girls working in Pattaya would not be out as labourers back home. They probably help out on their family's paddy for no money, mostly.
Fast Eddie 48
06-10-10, 05:49
Anybody getting 1000ST from Pattaya gogo's on walking street now? I'm finding almost all won't go below 1500ST. I'm not sure what's up (might just be me), but I used to get 1000ST from lots of gogo girls during past low seasons.Amjeck,
Maybe they are making up for lost revenue is been slow the past month because of the curfew, what about the average one because the hot one alway want 1500 bht st, I would just go to disco like lucifer for freelance no barfine there alway find someone there for 1000 bht.
Fast Eddie 48
Anybody getting 1000ST from pattaya gogo's on walking street now?
Last time I took a girl at Thigh Bar in Patpong, which wasn't low season, mamasan gave me 2000 all in -- that's barfine, room in a ST-hotel opposite, and ST fee.
On Walking, there's Rocket A-go-go, they also do 2000 all in with room upstairs. OK if you don't want to go back to your hotel.
Anybody getting 1000ST from pattaya gogo's on walking street now? I'm finding almost all won't go below 1500ST. I'm not sure what's up (might just be me), but I used to get 1000ST from lots of gogo girls during past low seasons.Amjeck, if you're not getting it then I'm sure it's not happening!
Go walk into some gogo's in Pattaya and you'll discover that almost any thai girl who is willing to put on a sexy uniform, get her hair done, and put on some make-up could easily become a gogo dancer.OK, point taken, there are some less-than-fit gogo dancers. I was just saying that some of the girls in Soi 6 have fantastic figures, even when the hugely padded bra comes off!
OK, point taken, there are some less-than-fit gogo dancers. I was just saying that some of the girls in Soi 6 have fantastic figures, even when the hugely padded bra comes off!
Yah, if you comb through soi 6 sometimes you find nice cutties. Goes to say for all of pattaya, but you got to do the ground work. Hunting in Pattaya keeps you fit.
Yah, if you comb through soi 6 sometimes you find nice cutties. Goes to say for all of pattaya, but you got to do the ground work. Hunting in Pattaya keeps you fit.The advantage of Soi 6 to me is that it is more like a supermarket... A leisurely stroll up and down will allow me to see a huge number of girls on display. Some of those will be enthusiastic/ pushy (like the one who nicked my sunglasses yesterday), some will give a welcome smile, and some don't seem bothered. A few moments chat with half a dozen of the happy smiley girls will clarify which speak reasonable English, and which on closer inspection are attractive, then names and bars can be mentally noted. A decision reached and a slow stroll back to the delighted girl who has been singled out from the others!
Mr Enforcer
06-10-10, 08:55
Anybody getting 1000ST from pattaya gogo's on walking street now? I'm finding almost all won't go below 1500ST. I'm not sure what's up (might just be me), but I used to get 1000ST from lots of gogo girls during past low seasons.I was there last week and most girls in the Go-gos that I went to were happy with B1000 for ST. As a matter of fact, I got a real stunner from Nui's Bar in Walking Street for B700 barfine then B1000 ST. She went back to the bar at about 1am and I got a call from my hotel reception at about 3am saying that I had a friend downstairs to see me. I thought my mate had got into trouble but it was this same girl from Nui's. She came up to the room again and I fucked her again, then she stayed all morning till about lunchtime and gave me a goodbye blow job. And! Didn't want anymore money. I couldn't believe it, just my lucky night I suppose. Great natural tits and a good fuck as well, she used to work in Dennis the Menace bar in Soi 7 up until recently before moving to Nui's
Let me be the first to ask this: Does anyone have a recommended venue for watching the game on Saturday?
They may be low in the Pattaya pecking order, but high in my estimation. :)I've known a number of seriously nice Soi 6 girls over the years and believe me, they were neither bottom of the barrel nor did they think themselves to be. These were girls who could have worked anywhere in town, and in fact several had come from top Walking Street go-gos. They just preferred the hours, the money, and the job description (shag, get paid) on Soi 6.
Sure, the standard on this soi is low, but the good ones are as good as anywhere else. Just not for B500!
The Pig & Whistle would be the best place to watch the footie- Half way down or up Soi 7.Last week they had no John Smiths beer and this applied to the Butchers Arms on Soi Buckaw who did sell Tetleys.
Both have Air Conditioners and are Bar Girl Free
Areca Hotel have Cable and UBC Sport
Let me be the first to ask this: Does anyone have a recommended venue for watching the game on Saturday?
Which game? ;)
Slackerslacker
06-10-10, 15:36
Which game? ;)You can tell which game by the title of the post:
Football vs. Soccer = England vs. USA
Fast Eddie 48
06-10-10, 22:22
The advantage of Soi 6 to me is that it is more like a supermarket. A leisurely stroll up and down will allow me to see a huge number of girls on display. Some of those will be enthusiastic/ pushy (like the one who nicked my sunglasses yesterday), some will give a welcome smile, and some don't seem bothered. A few moments chat with half a dozen of the happy smiley girls will clarify which speak reasonable English, and which on closer inspection are attractive, then names and bars can be mentally noted. A decision reached and a slow stroll back to the delighted girl who has been singled out from the others!To Mouse 1,
I never had any girl with good service at soi 6 most are young and inexperience and bad attuide, girl at walking st are better quality but more expensive.
Fast Eddie 48
You can tell which game by the title of the post:
Football vs. Soccer = England vs. USAGlad to see someone is on the ball! More than Ferdinand ever was... :)
I have no hope of matching the eloquence of Kumbu’s entertaining reports but of course I can still summarize my visit in the hope that it provides something useful for others. As an older guy I am pretty easily pleased and I thought it was a great trip.
Used Mr T for late night transport (midnight) from Airport to Pattaya – easy, efficient and 1000B.
Stayed Tim Boutique Hotel – (1500) - no joiner fees and efficient friendly operation. I took a maximum of 2 girls to my room – others have said there is a joiner fee for 3 but I did not test it. The girls leave their id cards at the desk and the desk calls you when they leave to check everything is OK. Good location mid-way between Walking St and Soi 6.
Found nice girls at the usual places and no point in labouring those – Happy, What’s Up, Airport, Baccara, Windmill and Beach Club. Found not much going on at Angelwitch and BabyGirls. LT was had for 2300 and ST was 1000. While I agree the average is lower in Soi 6, I found some genuinely nice girls, young, good looking with great bodies and plenty of desire for some exploration beyond slam/bam/thank you mam. Definitely be back there.
One thing I never quite figured was how to hook up with the stunners. I saw plenty out walking with various farang guys but never saw any of them solo in spite of hanging at the usual locations during the day. Maybe my good luck not to!
Before my trip I posted about how to be sure that I wasn’t hooking up with a LB on the street. I got chided (rightly) by several and told to toughen up!! Well somehow I did make the mistake and hey…… the world did not stop. When I realized my error I disengaged politely and found another bar. A little respect goes a long way and everyone deserves it – it was not the LB’s fault but mine so no point getting angry about it. That’s life.
Thanks for the advice and cheers to all.
Bubba
Last night, along with 2 other veteran ISG members for pleasant company, I visited The Cavern, a new go-go joint on Walking Street near the entrance to Soi Diamond on the beach side of the street. It represents a complete gutting and makeover of Sisters a-go-go which folded a few months ago for lack of talent and customers.
As the new name implies, the place is done out well in an underground ‘cave’ motif complete with rocks, boulders, a meandering stream, and fountains to give customers the feeling that they are exploring the exotic delights of a prehistoric pussy grotto. Nice job!
There are 3 stages for watching the action and at least 40 dancing girls were milling about all dressed in faux leopard skin ‘cave girl’ loin cloth outfits and in varying states of nudity. A few were completely nude, and there were some young cuties as well… one I remember in particular with a sweet face and a fine round luscious bubble butt.
Later, we strolled down to the brand new Peppermint a-go-go now located on the ground floor near the old up-stairs Peppermint and just across from Soi Marine Plaza on the beach side. This was the bar’s opening night debut.
Another very nice job and definitely a better business location, but I was surprised to discover that the inside is laid out exactly the same as the old joint, yet with only about half the floor space. It was crowded early and hard to find a perch with a good vantage point. Lots of cuties there as always and the atmosphere is pleasantly charged. A couple of the pole dancers were demanding tips for showing their pussies which was mildly annoying (the tip demands – not the pussies).
Apparently, these two new bars, together with Happy, (an all-time favorite) Baccara, (a great new favorite), and Beach Club (a less traveled stop), share the same owners and this is reflected in the excellent way they all are managed. They all feature the same ‘happy hour’ policy offering draft beer and house spirits at 59 baht each until 9:30pm every night, which results in customers flocking in droves even during low season.
The quality of the girls is good up to fantastic too – another customer draw – and they are much less aggressive for lady drinks, tips and bar fines than girls at some other bars. Each bar also has comfortable air conditioned seating and a wait staff of men who hustle to serve the customers wants without pushing them to buy drinks. There are no greedy grasping mamasans to deal with.
Whoever the owners are, it is obvious that they know how to make money running inexpensive but quality pussy establishments for hungry mongers.
For his usual observant and "to the point" reports of Walking Street bars!
Five Good Go-go Bars in Pattaya
Last night, along with 2 other veteran ISG members for pleasant company, I visited The Cavern, a new go-go joint on Walking Street near the entrance to Soi Diamond on the beach side of the street. It represents a complete gutting and makeover of Sisters a-go-go which folded a few months ago for lack of talent and customers.
As the new name implies, the place is done out well in an underground ‘cave’ motif complete with rocks, boulders, a meandering stream, and fountains to give customers the feeling that they are exploring the exotic delights of a prehistoric pussy grotto. Nice job!
There are 3 stages for watching the action and at least 40 dancing girls were milling about all dressed in faux leopard skin ‘cave girl’ loin cloth outfits and in varying states of nudity. A few were completely nude, and there were some young cuties as well… one I remember in particular with a sweet face and a fine round luscious bubble butt.
Later, we strolled down to the brand new Peppermint a-go-go now located on the ground floor near the old up-stairs Peppermint and just across from Soi Marine Plaza on the beach side. This was the bar’s opening night debut.
Another very nice job and definitely a better business location, but I was surprised to discover that the inside is laid out exactly the same as the old joint, yet with only about half the floor space. It was crowded early and hard to find a perch with a good vantage point. Lots of cuties there as always and the atmosphere is pleasantly charged. A couple of the pole dancers were demanding tips for showing their pussies which was mildly annoying (the tip demands – not the pussies).
Apparently, these two new bars, together with Happy, (an all-time favorite) Baccara, (a great new favorite), and Beach Club (a less traveled stop), share the same owners and this is reflected in the excellent way they all are managed. They all feature the same ‘happy hour’ policy offering draft beer and house spirits at 59 baht each until 9:30pm every night, which results in customers flocking in droves even during low season.
The quality of the girls is good up to fantastic too – another customer draw – and they are much less aggressive for lady drinks, tips and bar fines than girls at some other bars. Each bar also has comfortable air conditioned seating and a wait staff of men who hustle to serve the customers wants without pushing them to buy drinks. There are no greedy grasping mamasans to deal with.
Whoever the owners are, it is obvious that they know how to make money running inexpensive but quality pussy establishments for hungry mongers.I can only imagine how much inconvenience, time and money he has saved for various "Pats" mongers who have read and used his reports to decide what Walking Street bars to visit!
Keep up the good work!
To Mouse 1,
I never had any girl with good service at soi 6 most are young and inexperience and bad attuide, girl at walking st are better quality but more expensive.
Fast Eddie 48That's obviously your experience, so I won't argue. But... I've just come back from my third encounter in 3 days with delightful girls who are warm, affectionate, fun and very sexy. All with fantastic slim figures.
The latest was a former gogo dancer from Sakura(?) which apparently closed down a few weeks ago. She is 21, gorgeous and excellent attitude. Incidentally she said she only had one customer yesterday, and none the day before...
I have asked each if they would do LT, and two of them are happy to do so, so it is my plan to pick one up tonight about 11pm and bring her back for some horizontal jogging in my hotel room.
The Pig & Whistle would be the best place to watch the footie- Half way down or up Soi 7.Last week they had no John Smiths beer and this applied to the Butchers Arms on Soi Buckaw who did sell Tetleys.
Great, thanks.
I'll be the large overweight red-faced Brit wearing a football shirt two-sizes too small, clutching a pint of beer and shouting hoarsely. I should be instantly recognizable. :)
Great, thanks.
I'll be the large overweight red-faced Brit wearing a football shirt two-sizes too small, clutching a pint of beer and shouting hoarsely. I should be instantly recognizable. :)Awesome. I'll try to drop by if I can get into town in time. I will be the brown wiry guy looking sheepish and out of place.
Last night, along with 2 other veteran ISG members for pleasant company, I visited The Cavern...the brand new Peppermint a-go-go now located on the ground floor...Apparently, these two new bars, together with Happy, (an all-time favorite) Baccara, (a great new favorite), and Beach Club (a less traveled stop), share the same owners and this is reflected in the excellent way they all are managed. They all feature the same ‘happy hour’ policy offering draft beer and house spirits at 59 baht each until 9:30pm every night...The quality of the girls is good up to fantastic too...Each bar also has comfortable air conditioned seating...Whoever the owners are, it is obvious that they know how to make money running inexpensive but quality pussy establishments for hungry mongers.If I didn't so whole heartedly agree with your assessment of these places, I would suspect YOU of being said owner. But I do indeed agree with your review fully. Looks like someone is angling for a Report of Distinction...
It is my plan to pick one up tonight about 11pm and bring her back for some horizontal jogging in my hotel room.Predictably enough, despite my arrangements and a couple of texts, when I arrived at the bar at around 11pm, my girl B was 'busy upstairs'. I guess I could have waited, but, er, NO! :(
I slightly embarrassed myself beforehand by talking to another girl, with an identical figure and smile although a very different hairstyle, thinking it was B. During those few moments conversation I did pick up some very good vibes though, so when the mamasan came over to see what she could do for me, I was very tempted... It turned out that J had started work that afternoon (at that bar). So, a young, potentially inexperienced girl that I had not got to know. A complete unknown, a recipe for disaster, no question.
I paid the barfine, and we strolled off to get a Baht bus to the end of Soi 3. Luckily it had stopped raining (I was most amused earlier to see a traffic cone gently sailing down Beach Road, which must have been a foot under water), so we were able to walk down Soi 3 which gave time for a chat. It turned out she was 23, with a 6-year old child. Yeah, I can do the calculations too... She was very sweet, very smiley and chatty, but with limited English.
We got to my room, where she through her arms around me and gave me a DFK. I responded with enthusiasm, at which she broke away laughing, saying that I was 'ting tong' too. From then on, things went from good to better, then better to best, reaching bestest about an hour or so later. :) (An hour in mouse time; probably ten minutes in your time!).
She happily drifted off to sleep in my arms afterwards, until we woke at the disgustingly early hour of 7am to put into practice what we had been learning the previous night. Starting off with a very long soixante-neuf, during which she wriggled enthusiastically, as if to say she was enjoying it (or trying to escape!). Afterwards we finished off in about 5 minutes mouse-time(!), followed by a quick shower, and departure. So here I am alone with just my memories and a keyboard...
Let me be the first to ask this: Does anyone have a recommended venue for watching the game on Saturday?Id go to tims bar on 2nd road if I was you, its like a dedicated place for football, with a giant screen, dimmed lights etc, can't vouch for the atmosphere though, I'm here to watch world cup myself having declined to go to south africa, and I'm a bit dissaointed so far.
I've known a number of seriously nice Soi 6 girls over the years and believe me, they were neither bottom of the barrel nor did they think themselves to be. These were girls who could have worked anywhere in town, and in fact several had come from top Walking Street go-gos. They just preferred the hours, the money, and the job description (shag, get paid) on Soi 6.
Sure, the standard on this soi is low, but the good ones are as good as anywhere else. Just not for B500!When you have a good close look there in soi 6, there are some gems there, I really like the slim, white skinned type, and I often find them there, I think the best thing about soi 6 is the girls attitude, they are up for anything, and I like the convenience of it, like a kid in a sweetshop, choose the girl, pay the 1000 and off you go upstairs, done and dusted. Can't beat that for value.
To Mouse 1,
I never had any girl with good service at soi 6 most are young and inexperience and bad attuide, girl at walking st are better quality but more expensive.
Fast Eddie 48Thats strange, I find it the opposite, good attitude and good service, maybe a little inexperienced, but that can be a bit of a turn on in its own way.
When you have a good close look there in soi 6, there are some gems there, I really like the slim, white skinned type, and I often find them there, I think the best thing about soi 6 is the girls attitude, they are up for anything, and I like the convenience of it, like a kid in a sweetshop, choose the girl, pay the 1000 and off you go upstairs, done and dusted. Can't beat that for value.Agree completely.
Hmm, let's see, it's 12.30pm now, bars should be opening soon... :)
Headed up to Soi 6 this afternoon, arriving there about 4pm, intending to meet up with girl B since I had missed her last night. I wasn't really annoyed that she hadn't waited for me, as I understand that a customer in the hand is worth two on the way, or something. I didn't expect her to be cross with me, saying I should have waited for her to finish with her other customer... :( .
Frankly, the girls' hygiene is so good that I am not bothered about previous customers, but I do prefer to be the first of the day, and I do believe that ignorance is bliss. So I wouldn't want to see a girl to walk down the stairs with one customer straight into my arms...
Anyway, it turned out that B hadn't had a customer that day, so that kind of made my mind up. Moreover J was out at the salon having her hair done, so she wouldn't be offended by me seeing her colleague. After we had established that I wasn't a bad man we went upstairs to renew our acquaintance. Interestingly, it emerged that B and J are 'sisters', as in good friends, so I did jokingly suggest that it might be fun to go with 2 girls. B was not up for it. :(
Afterwards, coming out of the bar I bumped into J and she was pleased to see me. She had been to the salon and messed up her lovely hair! We chatted and J showed me a photo on her phone of her and B together, again saying they were 'sisters'. 'Like family'. And this time it was her that suggested a threesome next night. Hmmm...
Big Daddy 1906
06-12-10, 18:12
One Brit goes on a shooting rampage and they blame it on his trips to Pattaya!!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3010965/Sun-investigates-Thai-sex-resort-visited-by-Derrick-Bird.html
One thing the author got wrong, the Classroom is NOT a strip club.
One Brit goes on a shooting rampage and they blame it on his trips to Pattaya!!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3010965/Sun-investigates-Thai-sex-resort-visited-by-Derrick-Bird.html
One thing the author got wrong, the Classroom is NOT a strip club.
"This is Pattaya in Thailand - home to 50,000 prostitutes"
I think that number is a bit inflated. What you guys think?
One Brit goes on a shooting rampage and they blame it on his trips to Pattaya!!,..
... Not to mention the undisputable fact that the Pattaya sex scene was the direct cause of the Gulf oil spill, Joran Van der Sloot's murderous rampages, and the 9/11 terror attack at the Pentagon and World Trade Center in NY City ... gratutious sex with young girls is responsible for ALL the evil in the world ...
Price should be 500-800 baht. They ask 1000, but will except less.
When you have a good close look there in soi 6, there are some gems there, I really like the slim, white skinned type, and I often find them there, I think the best thing about soi 6 is the girls attitude, they are up for anything, and I like the convenience of it, like a kid in a sweetshop, choose the girl, pay the 1000 and off you go upstairs, done and dusted. Can't beat that for value.
... Not to mention the undisputable fact that the Pattaya sex scene was the direct cause of the Gulf oil spill, Joran Van der Sloot's murderous rampages, and the 9/11 terror attack at the Pentagon and World Trade Center in NY City ... gratutious sex with young girls is responsible for ALL the evil in the world ...
Hey, you forgot the fact that the minute some of the Pattaya girls stopped paying the mortgage of their mansions in Isan, Chang Mei and Udan Thani, the global recession started!
Asian Fetish
06-13-10, 06:35
That's abit of free publicity for Patts i think. Some people reading that would be saying "bloody perverts",(mostly fat cows i think). While alot of other people would be saying," god blind me, i heard all the stories,but never believed it, better book the next flight there!".( mostly all the fat basterds like me who don't get enough at home).
Cunning Stunt
06-13-10, 08:36
One thing the author got wrong, the Classroom is NOT a strip club.
One of many. It reads as if a journalist sat in his London office has done a little online research before penning this shit. How many guys has had a girl coo at him and 'I want to be your girlfriend' sounds a bit contrived. 'I wanna go with you' or 'Hello, hansum man' is more realistic:).
And, wow, 40% of the girls HIV-positive!!
Of course, tabloids the world over seldom allow the truth get in the way of a good story. The Sun is renowned for printing this sort of salacious, self righteous crap in between the page three pin-ups and ads for sex chat lines.
Hummer Bird
06-13-10, 08:54
I was there last week and most girls in the Go-gos that I went to wereose. Great natural tits and a good fuck as well, she used to work in Dennis the Menace bar in Soi recently before moving to Nui's
i would have had to give her more money for such a beautiful girl great great find,.... more pics please
Sun is in Pattaya, They might get a few page 3 girls from here.
this is a story of a trip to soi 6 from saturday. my next report will be my attempt to find solace with a beach road girl.
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i opened my eyes this morning and i knew i was the chosen one. i brushed my teeth and i felt all the bacteria evacuate my mouth. i went down for breakfast and as i entered, my double espresso was already being drawn by a cute smiling waitress. my motocy to the bts this morning didn't have the 5baht change for a 20b note, so he gave me a 10b coin back. the bts was empty and i got a seat all the way to mo chit. my taxi driver on the other end was an old guy who was super amazed by my ability to pronounce khwaa and sai. he ended our trip by telling me that some would consider me suuey, but he thinks i am laaw. hmm, i get that a lot.
at work, i was being peppered with smiles and sneaky glances by all the office girls, more so than normal. the princess of the office, the girl every guy secretly dreams of drugging and having their way with (since no one thinks they could handle her attitude while awake) came over to me, squeezed my bicep, and said 'i'm glad you are here in thailand, wont you come back soon?' i thought to myself, “bend over baby, and give me a reason to come back.”
work ended early, as the chosen one had to make his way to pattaya this evening. i went straight to the emporium for a late lunch / early dinner. the thick crowd at phrom phong bts station seemed to part before me as i strode into the mall without having to weave and dodge like other mortals. my piripiri chicken arrived in record time, done to perfection, washed down with a frigid coke zero. i skipped (literally, since when you are the chosen one, you can skip through a crowded mall) over to starbucks, and i asked for a short triple americano to go, expecting the regular, hassle of 'you want extra shot? no? two extra? so two total? no? what? me no understand'. this time, the barista rang it up without so much as a peep other than 'kaa', and she charged me the correct amount.
i sauntered out, and as i left i bumped into a pretty young hiso girl, who looked at me with neither the usual disinterest nor the common disdain, but with large, gleaming interested eyes. i took the bts to ekkamai, and bought my two seats to pattaya, and i was assigned seats in the first row. expecting this to mean a 30 minute wait, i was surprised to learn that they had added an extra bus at this busy time, so i waited 4 minutes and 30 seconds. approximately.
no traffic on the way down despite it being a saturday, no detours into the boonies to drop people off at their grandma's house. we arrived promptly at 6:45pm. grabbed a motocy, who agreed immediately to my price, and we whizzed off. upon arrival at the nova platinum, i was checked in by mr. burns. this is a guy who is the spitting image of the simpsons character – he has the rounded posture, the craggy nose, and that lecherous way about him. when i paid him for the night, i fully expected him to say 'eegsellent.'
shower, shave, and kumbu, knowing he is the chosen one, decides to put mouse1's reports to the test. i had been to soi 6 once before, a friend took me, an old timer here in pattaya. he showed me the ropes, although i did not see anything that really fancied me that night. my impression of soi 6 was that it was a giant mess of an ant-hill with women and bars and customers all scrambled together into a crazy visual feast. i remember being extremely intimidated by the sheer volume of women and the social interaction that was required was a little much for your shy kumbu. but today, kumbu is not going to soi 6 – the chosen one is.
i entered on the 2nd rd. side. my breathing quickened as i saw the throngs of eyes watching me approach. i wasn't sure if this was the gazelles watching as the leopard approaches, or hyenas watching as the solitary unknowing gazelle approaches. the last time i came here (which was last june), when i walked down the street with my friend, about half the girls were immediately *not* interested. i chalked this up to my general look. my appearance works for some people, not others, and i am sure this is the case for all guys. some girls like the golden oldies, some like contemporary rockers, some like ethnic tunes – very few of us can be expected to be a universal taste. but this time, as soon as i got off the baht bus, all eyes were on me. i attributed this to the celestial light shining down upon me indicating my status, but in retrospect, it may have been the dearth of customers due to south korea playing greece at that time. and so i was the first wallet to walk along in several hours...naah, i think they knew my special status today and they wished to be part of human history by coupling with the chosen one.
i started on the right hand side, looking over the girls, trying my best to avoid lingered eye contact for too long. nothing struck me. a couple of girls gently approached me, each grabbing the crook of my arm and saying sweet nothings to me like 'hansummmm maaaan' and 'laaaw'. oh do go on.
but i shed myself of these superficial pleasures and wandered in search of deeper beauty. i glanced over to the left side of the soi very briefly, but the visual assortment was too much for me to process at that time. i decided i would have to come back. i went over to the next place, and there were fewer girls here sitting outside, and they were less interested in me. perhaps these heathen girls had not received the memo of my chosen status today. well.
i walked on, and slowly made my way down the soi, focusing on the girls on the right hand side. as i did this, i caught a glimpse of some very sexy faces. but hell, that ain't gonna cut it today. i was looking for something to satiate the most urgent and intense of physical and spiritual needs, and a cute face was not what was called for. i also saw some big boobs, but i'd had my fill of mammary meat earlier this week. down the course of the soi, i saw two pretty little things that suited my tastes. just to be clear, this was two choices out of perhaps 200 women in that stretch of soi 6. the first girl was wearing a red apron-like uniform. it was not very flattering attire, but her attributes shone through nonetheless. she was sitting in the middle of a pack of rabid teenage girls, although she seemed a little too old to be amongst them. the second girl was wearing a one piece blue miniskirt. yummy. as i walked past her, girls screaming from all direction, we made eye contact, and it was electrifying. she was definitely worth another look later on.
i got to the end, did the u-turn and repeated down the other side of the soi, seeing one potential that i ranked third amongst the now-three candidates for the chosen one's affections tonight. having picked out my candidates, i had to decide who to go to first. given my propensity to be a total push-over, it was likely that the first girl i approach would be the one to suckle from the font of kumbu tonight. so which one is it, oh chosen one? do you pick the red pill or the blue pill?
i was at the top of soi 6, so i decided to go to the nearest girl – the red pill. as i approached, catcalls began to ring out around the soi. the girls from that establishment all pepped up, sensing the impending financial transfer. several girls were jockeying for position, including the girl i wanted to chat with. they were lining up, pushing and jostling, trying to be the first to speak with me. i made eye contact with her, and tried to keep it through the frenzy of pushing and shoving. a hefty, strong-armed light-skinned girl pushed my target out of the way and stood between her and me. she greeted me, apparently unaware that the chosen one cannot be spoken to until he speaks. i nodded in her direction, acknowledging her efforts, and then muscled my way past her to stand face-to-face with pretty legs herself. she smiled coyly at me, her head cocked shyly to the left as she subconsciously licked the side of her mouth. her hands were fidgeting, and she greeted me in thai. i respond with a deep-voiced 'hello.'
pretty legs: where you come from?
kumbu: wow, right to the heart of the matter, huh?
pretty legs: ...
pretty legs: where you come from?
kumbu: america.
her legs nearly buckled at the sweet sound of lady liberty.
pretty legs: what your name?
kumbu: the chosen one.
pretty legs: zishoo...zishoozin...
she looks at her friend who was eagerly listening in and says 'arai na?', receiving a completely puzzled look. ok, stop fucking with her kumbu and get serious.
kumbu: <name>
pretty legs: oooooh, <name>.
kumbu: you?
pretty legs: nok
kumbu: ah.
pretty legs: you want drink?
kumbu: no, not just yet, thanks.
as all that was happening, i was trying to surreptitiously assess the state of her legs, ass, waist, breasts, hygiene, age, lip-dimensions, breath quality, and moral character. legs were the genuine article – strong, shapely, and very thai-like. her ass seemed more than skin and bone, although i could not be sure just yet as she wasn't really looking the other way at all. her breasts seemed minimal, which is fine with me. i noticed that her face was a little older than i expected – she showed some signs of wear and tear, but she looked to be in her late-twenties. as luck (or fate) would have it, she asks me:
pretty legs: how old you?
kumbu: how old you think?
pretty legs: (pauses, fakely assessing my age, as she clearly had figured me out a long time ago) i think 29.
kumbu: hah, thank you (fake gratitude), no, i'm older.
pretty legs: how old you?
kumbu: 38.
pretty legs: ahhhhhhh? i no believe!
kumbu: suuuure (homphonous with the thai word for believe, i believe). how old are you?
pretty legs: how old you think?
kumbu: (fake assessment, really trying to figure how low to low-ball without it seeming insincere) i think you are 22.
pretty legs: hah, thank you (fake gratitude), no, i older.
kumbu: how old?
pretty legs: 25.
kumbu: (to himself: “yeah right, try 29 darling”).
we talk about a couple of other things like 'how long you stay pattaya?', during which i notice something quite off-putting: her fingers. she had those short, stubby fingernails - i mean they were tiny. they were not the chewed kind you find on goth teenagers in america, but they were just naturally tiny. kumbu no likey. but will that be enough to scuttle the deal? how petty is kumbu, i wonder.
we get down to brass tacks. i ask her how much, and she asks what i want. i say short time, and she pauses and says 2000baht. i ask if that includes room and bar fine, and she says no. hmm, that's her opening bid? with those fingers?? she has some nerve. how could she deign to speak to the chosen one like that?
i say thank you and begin walking away when she says 'ok, how much you want pay?' and i reply 'thank you' and off i go. the birds perched so high are not worth the shot. especially the fingernail-challenged birds.
i walked down 30m to the next girl that i had identified, the one in the blue miniskirt, and there too the jostling began. they had obviously been watching what had transpired with the previous girl, so they now knew that i wasn't going to just drop my cash and fuck. so i manage to wade through the flinging arms and poking fingers to the girl of my choice. she had definitely seen me on my first walk down the soi, and our eye contact had been special to be sure, so i was expecting positives from her.
when i approached, i saw her sizing me up. she stood there looking up at me with wide-open eyes, wondering what my deal was. i said to her, “hello”, and she whispered a response, presumably 'sawat dii kaa.'
kumbu: how are you?
demure girl: good kaa.
kumbu: what's your name?
demure girl: noi. what your name?
kumbu: <name>
demure girl: where you come from?
kumbu: america
demure girl: mmmm
she smiles, i see the weakness in her legs, and i see the first glimpse of naughty in her eye. so we do the usual dance of questions, and i must say she was getting my motor running. she was taller than the other girl; she looked around 22; her legs were larger and curvier than the previous girl, and i could see her ass was substantial. all these are positives in old kumbu's book. her skin was one hue darker than the previous girl, but still a very light brown, the color of coffee that has been too heavily milked. her breasts seemed non-existent, and her face was very, very cute. she had large, almond shaped eyes, in which the pupil seemed oversized – very dark and intense. but she kept looking down in a demure, shy way, which was driving me nuts! but the clincher for me was her hips. as she moved this way and that, i was able to discern a set of wide yet thin hips. it's a little hard to describe, but they were disproportionately wide and flat; it was almost like her body was the shape of a palm-leaf fan, thin and wide. remarkable. i just had to see this girl without any clothes on, and i hoped we could seal the deal in a reasonable amount of time.
as if reading my mind, she holds out her hand and keeps it there, waiting for me to make my decision. she just stood there, with a smile on her face, offering her hand. i looked at her face, trying to assess the hidden nature of the girl, and all i saw was pleasantness. i looked at her arm as it stretched out, long, slender, toned. i saw the fingers, with long, perfectly manicured nails without any polish but curved at the edges and well-buffed. now this was a hand worthy of the chosen one.
and so it was, my friends, that the chosen one selected his mate for the evening.
we go into the bar and she asks me what i want to drink. i say coke light, expecting the normal mocking and derision. instead, she cocks her head to one side, smiles. then she says “and for me?”, and so i nod. she returns with two coke lights, we sip and chat for 10 minutes, with her sitting on my lap. my hands were, at first, very respectful – no groping, no touching, nothing. i was super disciplined, as i always am, and i wanted to show her that i was one who knew what he wanted. this discipline lasted a really, really long time - perhaps a full 30 seconds. she was sitting on my lap, her butt to the left and her legs falling down the right side of my legs. once the 30 second moratorium was over, my left hand moved slowly down her back to the top of her ass, where i felt the beginning of the rise of the ass flesh. the little chosen one (lco) twinged. my right hand, however, is the one that got all the fun. i placed it initially on her bare knee. soft, sexy skin, oooh, i felt a sudden jolt of adrenaline. over the next 2-3 minutes my hand moved around the knee area, circling, squeezing and gently pinching, assessing the fat-to-muscle ratio of the leg area. and the ratio was to my liking.
my hand then moved to the inside of her knee and began to caress it. my erection was raging at this point, and she knew it. she was coyly shifting her ass around from this side of my erection to the other, knowing exactly what she was doing. my hand slowly moved upwards into genuine thigh flesh, and here was where i decided the girl had to be mine today.
eventually she asks me if i want to go up with her. i asked how much, and she said 1500, including bf. i asked about room, and she said that was 300 more. so i said how about 1700 for everything, and she agreed.
we climb the dodgy stairs with her in front of me. my ass was nigh into her ass crack as we did this, and i was delighted at that concept. we get into the room, which was small, dark, and not particularly pleasant. i wondered how many trillions of sperm had met their fate in this room, and i shuddered at the thought of how many trillions of sperm were still in this room somewhere. me shower, she shower, and we end up toweled on the bed. we continue chatting for a few minutes, and then she takes the initiative. she pulls my towel off and her eyes bulge at the sight of lco. she puts her hand to her mouth and whispers something, and i say 'you scared?' and she says 'it kill me', to which i respond, 'that's the plan.'
she started kissing my nipples, which are a little sensitive, so i pushed her off after a few moments of this. she then worked her way down to my dick and asked if she could eat. i smiled.
she started at the base of the little chosen one, where the shaft meets the belly, and she peppered the base with small pecking kisses, working her way around to the underside, the spot between the balls and the shaft. there she did her first serious wet kiss. she engulfed the base of lco with her mouth and did a swirl action with her tongue. yowza, never had that before. then, rather than going north up the shaft, she went south, to the balls. she kissed the left ball all over, then the right ball, and eventually found her way back to the base of the shaft.
she pulls back a little, and here's where it got interesting. she slipped one hand under me and lifted my ass slightly off the bed. with her other hand, she lifted the balls up, and her head suddenly darted down to the spot between my balls and asshole. her tongue squashed wetly into that area, and then swirled for a good 7-10 seconds. the chosen one gasped his appreciation. this was not quite rimming, but it was downright naughty of her, i must say. she then went back to the balls and started to suck one ball, then the other. often, when someone sucks my balls, they do it with too much vigor and it hurts slightly. this girl had the touch – she sucked the chosen one's balls with the dedication, delicacy, and care they deserve.
after what seemed like an eternity of ball sucking, she moved up again to the base of lco and again sucked the base with that little twirling action of her tongue. then the tongue action shifted into a flitting action – quick short flits to the skin, and she started to move upward towards the head. as she moved up, her head was circling slightly, so i was getting this rapid-fire flitting action slowly moving northwards along the shaft, but doing so in a gradually ascending circular motion. this was poetry in motion, no doubt about it. she knew her art and was exhibiting it here for the chosen one. it was as if her entire life of blow-jobbing had lead to this culminating experience, and if she had learned anything over the previous many years of service, this was her time to shine.
after an agonizing stretch of time as the flitting ascended, she gets to the sweet spot – that area just beneath the head on the underside of the penis. her flitting circles *around* this area, without ever actually touching it, and begins to circle the head of the little chosen one. she moves to the top side, and around the other side to the underside, once again avoiding the sweet spot. she did this three times, driving the chosen one in-sane! by this time, lco was engorged, taking on both the color and shape of an eggplant.
she finally finishes the circling, and then she opens her mouth wide and goes straight into a deep throat. she got maybe 80% of lco in before it hit the back of her throat, and to my surprise, she pushed a little more. she may have gagged a little at this point, but i was in such euphoria i did not notice. she then went back up, and dropped down again, and repeated a few more glorious times. this was a spectacular experience.
once this was over, she pulled out, lco covered with saliva, and she moves to the sweet spot. she alternates between a suckling action and that superb twirling thing she does with her tongue, a combination i highly recommend, if you can get it. she did this for a while, and i felt the urge arise in me, so i pulled back a little. i will be damned if i am going to blow my one-pop wad on a bbbj, phenomenal as this may be. i needed to see this girl naked, and i needed to get my hands on those hips, ass and legs.
so i pull back, and she says 'ok mai?' i say 'mmmphphph, yah.' her towel has come off in the process of pleasuring lco, so i take the opportunity to look. she responds by getting to her knees and shifting towards me. i grab her by the waist and go straight into her smallish breasts. they are small and nondescript, but her nipples are large and perky. i kiss and suckle them for a moment or two before i move down to her belly – tight as a freshly laundered bed sheet on 5-star hotel bed. i kiss and prod and poke, and slowly move diagonally down to her hip. i kiss the hip, inspecting the spectacular curvature. they are indeed wide, sexy hips. you don't usually find thai girls with such wide hips, and so i was particularly pleased.
i turned her around with some effort (she resisted showing me her ass), but i finally managed to get an unfettered look at it. it was indeed large and hefty, as i suspected. but the flaw was that she had those two patches of dry skin where she always sits – at the base of the ass near where the ass meets the thigh. many girls have these two patches – it's quite common. but she was aware of them and a little self conscious about it. i didn't care about them, i kissed her ass all over (she squirmed somewhat, as she was ticklish, but the chosen one was not to be denied).
i think daty would have been on offer, but i was not really in the mood for that. a soi 6 girl is high traffic, more so than a gogo girl. i know there is not that much of a difference, but still, i felt a little queasy at the thought.
so she pulls out the condom – some local doohickey, and she slaps it on. she lies back and spreads her legs and in goes the chosen one. let's just say the sex was your normal fare – multiple positions, she was reasonably tight, but not super tight. she responded well to me, but i don't think she came at all. at one point, she was on her back and i was pumping away, and i noticed that my balls were rubbing against the bed as i went in and out. i wondered how many other balls had rubbed in that exact same spot. i changed position immediately. we ended, of course, about 60 seconds after switching into doggie, as is my custom.
as the orgasm approached, i considered pulling out to try to save the experience a little more. i wanted to kiss and caress her legs still, but i had been too impatient to get the lco into her. but i was so full of hormones and so ready to burst that i decided i was going to enjoy the orgasm and just let 'er rip. so i grabbed her two wide hips and started to pump like i was having an epileptic fit. my fingers started to creep towards her crack and i eased the butt cheeks open for a little looksie, and as i caught sight of the cute little winker, i crested the hill and it was all downhill from there.
the orgasm was bitter sweet. relief, pleasure, stress-release, and satisfaction swelled over me, and i took in gulps of air and tried to slow my heartbeat. but at the same time, as the ejaculate left me, as the pleasure waned, i felt the delusion leave me too. i slowly and painfully came the the realization that i am no longer the chosen one. i may never have been.
FreebieFan
06-13-10, 12:56
. How many guys has had a girl coo at him and 'I want to be your girlfriend' sounds a bit contrived.All mine do Sir Cunning. LOL.
Mr Enforcer
06-13-10, 12:56
i would have had to give her more money for such a beautiful girl great great find,.... more pics pleaseHummer,
I tried to give her more money but she didn't want it!!!!I tried to put money in her bag and she gave it back to me!
Big Daddy 1906
06-13-10, 15:18
One of many. It reads as if a journalist sat in his London office has done a little online research before penning this shit. How many guys has had a girl coo at him and 'I want to be your girlfriend' sounds a bit contrived. 'I wanna go with you' or 'Hello, hansum man' is more realistic:).
And, wow, 40% of the girls HIV-positive!!
Of course, tabloids the world over seldom allow the truth get in the way of a good story. The Sun is renowned for printing this sort of salacious, self righteous crap in between the page three pin-ups and ads for sex chat lines.
I wonder how they got a clear shot inside Classroom. Willie doesn't play that crap and would have beaten the crap out of the photographer had he found out. I'm also surprised that they didn't blur out the guys sitting in the club.
Price should be 500-800 baht. They ask 1000, but will except less.The price for ladies on Beach Road was 500-600 baht for S/T last month, with some good selections to be had. I pulled girls as early as 7am (morning wood hunters departing their LT dates) and as late as 1am. The selection was hit and miss to be sure. A horrid selection would give way to a decent selections a few hours later.
SunLover
This is a story of a trip to soi 6 from Saturday. My next report will be my attempt to find solace with a beach road girl.
You have quite a gift for writing, Kumbo....Thanks SO much for sharing. Best reports I've ever read.
After my near drowning in an Australian river, I am learning how to swim? Due to work commitment I find it hard to go for lessons. I am wondering if anyone knows a place close enough to Central Pattaya where they offer swimming lessons. Would be nice to learn something along side main aim.
Dominos Dick
06-14-10, 09:33
Hummer,
I tried to give her more money but she didn't want it!!!!I tried to put money in her bag and she gave it back to me!Enforcer,
Great find! What a cutie and definitely my type by any chance have her numbers? I may b in LOS end of month and wd love to take her. Please pm me incase you can share her number.
I leave soi 6 on to Beach Rd., staggering somewhat, having just had a magnificent BBBJ which totally robbed me of my Chosen status. I was now no longer The Chosen One, but a mere mortal like all of you poor souls. How would I cope?
The plan was straightforward: get some food and coffee, troll Beach Rd. for something different and be done by 1am in time to watch England be humiliated by the Yanks. I was hoping to make it down to a pub on soi 7 where there was some indication that other ISG members might be.
I walked up beach road (it was now 9pm or so) all the way up to Central, meandering through the gaggles of women and customers. There were a lot of people on that side, slowly thinning out as we got closer to Central. But even right across from Central, there were still plenty of girls. It was dark and a little hard to see, and I was hungry and caffeine-deprived, so I didn't pay too much attention on the way up.
Got some noodles and my regular triple Americano, and I was busting outta there. By now it was the middle of the Argentina-Nigeria game, and the streets were filled mostly with hungry women. I walked onto Beach Rd. and started my inspection. I walked slowly, fighting the discomfort of being ogled by people I could not see, and trying my best to identify my next victim.
I have mentioned this before, but I am not really a beach rd kind of guy. I find the pressure a little too hard to deal with, and I find the talent on display a little too hard to assess given the amount of time I have. I am a little socially awkward in that I find it hard to turn the girls down. I will definitely do it, but I don't really enjoy it. So I try to avoid the social contact until I am fairly sure that there will not be any social rejection, on anyone's part.
As I walked down, the first thing I was aware of was that there was a large proportion of girls who were not girls. And I mean this in two senses. First, there were plenty of lady boys. I have nothing (zero) against lady boys. They are human beings with sexuality that is of the human condition, and I am more than pleased that they are in a society that is so tolerant of the way they are. Unlike my society which calls them an abomination to nature. I find Jerry Faldwell a greater abomination to nature than any gay guy I have ever met or heard about. Hitler was not gay, nor was Pol Pot. The Crusades were not waged by flaming warriors, although they were catholic, so...I'm not gay, I have absolutely no interest in mingling with other dinglings, but to each his own.
I say this because of all the people on beach rd., the lady boys are by far the most aggressive. Or perhaps that is only with me? I do know that I have a certain feminine charm about me, so perhaps they are aggressive with guys who look like me. Don't know, but I had to fend off lady boy after lady boy – perhaps five in all. It's funny, I fear having to reject a girl, but I don't fear rejecting the lady boys at all. Perhaps because they are so aggressive and forthright.
Examples of their aggression are things like one LB came up to me and did the obligatory 'Hello, where you go?” as she put her arm in the crook of mine. My answer is always 'no where' and the standard rote response is 'I go wijoo?' to which I respond 'no thanks.' And then she says 'I take care you.' and I say 'no thanks,' and the next line is either something about boom-boom, or the universal symbol of the BJ, which is the hand held in the shape of holding the shaft of the penis, thrust repeatedly into the mouth, with the tongue poking out the cheek as the imaginary penis enters the mouth. Crude but effective.
Anyway, I manage to shed myself of this unwanted attention with no problem, although they are a little bit of a nuisance. So the lady boys are not girls, and they make up maybe 10% (maybe a little less?) of workers on beach rd. The other set of workers who are not girls are the women. There are a lot of older women here, and by older I mean older than age 33 or 34. I saw many women who looked to be in their 40s, easily. I'm not sure if they are working or if they are supervising the younger gals, but either way it was a little off-putting.
Let me say a few words about the kinds of girls (real girls, that is) that are at beach rd. There is a lot of variety, to be sure. They are of all different ages, of all different skin colors, and of all different body shapes. One thing I discovered about the girls, however, is that they are really good at dressing. That is, they are not only stylish, but also strategic. If a girl is wearing jeans and a skin-tight halter top, in all likelihood her boobs are her best asset and her legs are not worth looking at. If they were worth it, you can be damned sure she would be wearing a miniskirt. Similarly, if the girl is wearing a mini skirt showing off some sexy yams, and a frilly, fluffy white blouse, in all likelihood she is breast-less.
Beware the push-up bra, as this is the one thing that can catch you out. I'm pretty good and recognizing it, but others may not be.
You can't really fake an ass if you don't have one, or sexy legs, if you have chicken legfs. Although a girl could hide the ass/legs completely and let your imagination insert the perfect body part where one does not exist. So I was on the hunt for someone with all the right body dimensions, and whose body dimensions could be empirically verified. None of this 'her legs are sexy, so her ass must be too' bullshit.
I walked the length of beach rd. from Central all the way down to WS and did not see a single girl that caught my fancy. There must have been at least 100 girls out there (excluding LB and older women), and so I was considering calling it a night. I had had my chain yanked for the night, and I was good, but I was kinda hoping to do the double tonight – a rarity for Kumbu, to be sure.
So before I gave up, I decided to walk back up beach rd. and then maybe find a quiet spot to sit and ponder the mysteries of the universe. I would then walk over to the pub and have drink while watching the game. So I walked up, and this time there were more girls to see. Girls I had not seen on the first walk down, I'm not sure why. Furthermore, it was really hard to find a place to sit since all the places were taken by either girls or guys in my same predicament. I managed to get a spot back up around soi 12 or so, and I sat down and took a breath. I was sitting on the beach side of the sidewalk facing the walkway and the traffic beyond that.
There were six or seven girls off to my right, and a line of four or five girls off to my left. I watched as customers walked past, and girls eyed them and chatted amongst themselves about the guy. I sat there perhaps 5 minutes before an Indian guy walks along. He is dressed in a navy blue polo shirt, striped shorts and Birkenstocks. He has dark skin, two-day old stubble on his face, but is a somewhat decent looking guy. He starts chatting up this girl in English, and she is very chatty with him. She starts to apply the pressure, and he resists. I am eagerly listening, trying to see how he manages the situation, I mean, the precise verbal strategy that he uses in fending off her approach.
Girl: I go wijoo?
Indian Guy: No, I don't think so.
Girl: Why? You no like me?
Indian Guy: Oh I like you, but it's too early.
Girl: Noooo, not earlIIII, must make boom boom and then watch world cup.
Indian Guy: Ah, yes, but it's still too early.
And then the Indian Guy sees me through the corner of his eye watching avidly, and a small smile creeps onto the side of his mouth. He then raises his voice slightly, perhaps so I could hear better, and he says 'I never take a woman from Beach Rd. before 1am.' As he finishes his sentence, he looks directly at me and gives me a little nod, as if to say, 'there you go grasshopper, that's your piece of wisdom for the day.'
The girl does not like this, and objects strenuously. To which Indian Guy says, again in a raised voice, something to the effect of how before 1am, the girls think their pussy is worth more than his money. But after 1am, they realize Indian money is the same as falang money, and all they want is the money for the night. A man of true wisdom...who knows, perhaps he is a member of this forum?
Indian Guy walks off, leaving the girl in a tizzy, but I'm sure she got over it. I sat there another 20 minutes or so before I got tired. I saw nothing particularly interesting, so I decided to walk up to Central, and if I did not see anything good, I would baht-bus it back down to soi 7. I get all the way to Central, and still nothing of interest to me, so I found another spot to sit at and took a breather.
At this point, it must have been 11:30, and the road was bustling. The Argentina game had ended, so guys were more plentiful now. But still, the women far outnumbered the guys, by perhaps 3-to-1. A little bit down the ledge where I was sitting, I noticed a cute girl sitting there with her friend. She's sitting so I can't really see what her body is like, but she seems fit and trim. She's wearing jeans, so she obviously does not have pretty legs, and she's wearing a regular blouse, so I figure she does not have boobs either. So why am I looking at her?
She notices the gentle persuasion of Kumbu's glances, and the courtship begins. We do a little bit of eye darting, and then the coy smiles begin, and then she takes the initiative and shouts out across the gap between us 'where you from?'
So the conversation began. We were a full 6-7 meters apart, and so conversation was hard, but I was not going to move closer to her. If she wanted it, she needed to move that ass and let me take a look at its dimensions. But she resisted. We held the conversation for at least 5 minutes before there was a lull, and still, she did not move. Damn it.
Finally, she grabs her little purse (containing condoms, lube and cash no doubt), pats her friend's hand a little and gets up to walk over to me. As she stood up, her jeans bulged significantly in the right regions, and Kumbu was smitten.
Her name was Pum. Coincidentally, the last time I took someone from beach rd, perhaps a year ago, her name was also Pum. But this was a different Pum. She was 26years old, one child, from Udon Thani, husband died in a car crash (I'm hearing this story a lot these days, more so than any other story), been in Pattaya 4 months, likes Beach rd because it gives her flexibility. She works as a waitress at a restaurant in Pattaya, one that caters to locals apparently, and she beach roads to make extra cash to send home. You know, the regular story.
So five minutes after she walks over to me, she drops the question: so what you want? I say “short time, I want to be finished by 1am, daay may?” and she says in that delightful Thai way, “Daaaaaaay”.
I ask her how much, and she looks at me and says 500B. Straight up, no haggling, nothing. Rock and roll.
We get up and she holds out her hand to me, and as soon as I grab her hand, girls from the depths of the shadows along beach road start to hoot and holler. I hate to say this, but it reminded me of chimpanzees calling from the shadows of a forest – not the girls, but the hooting and yelping.
We jump on a baht bus, and she sits across from me on the way down. Excellent – it gives me the opportunity to inspect her in the neon lights of beach rd as the bus meanders southwards. She looks a little younger than 26, long straight hair, small nose, wide mouth, lots of teeth, perhaps too many. Her eyes are large and lustrous, and her skin has an odd red tinge to it. It reminded me of the color of the rugged hills in Wyoming – reddish brown. Her proportions were all correct, but I was wondering just why she was so covered up – why was she not flashing her flesh? What terrible surprise awaited me in my hotel room?
You may wonder why I took the gamble. I said earlier that I wanted empirically verifiable dimensions, right? Well, there was just something about her. We had a chemistry; she had a softness about her; she was not particularly pushy nor standoffish; and she looked at me with interest and intellect. I can't really say any more than that other than I had a feeling that we would have a good time. Ah Kumbu, always the romantic.
We get into the hotel and as I unlock the hotel door she squirms past me and giggles her way into the hotel. She drops her purse on the counter, kicks off her shoes and immediately pulls out the weighing scale and weighs herself. As she does this, I get my first, full-light, unhampered view of the woman. She looks to be around 5'3” tall, weighing exactly 46.2kg, long slender fingers, and beautiful hair.
Ok, we sit and talk for a few minutes, until she says 'shower dii kwaa.' And she specifies that the shower will be solitary, which is ok with me. So we shower, and we end up on the bed in towels. I chat with her, and slowly place my hands onto the towel. I move my hands up and down the towel, never touching her skin, nor making an effort to remove the towel. I am actually gauging the quality of the flesh beneath. And she feels firm, I must say.
My hand travels around to her butt and gives it a gently, inquisitive squeeze, and I like what I feel. So things are looking up, in more ways than one. As we sit there, me stroking her, I am watching her face and expression, and she seems to have retracted within herself. That is, the chemistry we had on beach road seems to have dissipated, and she seems to be more reserved, a little nervous. So it took me a long time to eventually get that towel off of her. I could have just yanked it off – such is the nature of what we do: when you pay, it gives you the right to do certain things. But such behavior usually has consequences, and so I wanted to gently pry her open.
I move down her body to her legs, which are impeccably shaped – I mean superb legs. But they were not shaved, hence the jeans. Ah, I thought she was hiding a skinny ass and chicken legs with the jeans. Turns out the ass is gorgeous and the legs are proper – she's just lazy is all. But I stroked and squeezed to my heart's delight for a few minutes. One thing I noticed was her feet. They had the slenderest of ankles, which opened up to the widest of feet. It was like her feet were equilateral triangles – wedge shaped duck feet. It was quite amusing. Her toes were spread wide apart, revealing her farmgirl origins. But she was extremely proud of that fact. She began to lecture me on the importance of toes that split apart – apparently they are an indication that you regularly clean between the toes. If there is no space between your toes, according to Ms. Toe-Hygiene-Expert here, it means you do not clean properly between your toes. She demanded to see my feet, and as I showed them to her, I did my best to spread my toes as wide as I could. She saw this and giggled.
So we eventually went back to the body stroking, and I started to work the towel off her body. As the towel begins to drop, she starts to get a little more agitated. She asks that I turn out the lights, but I object saying that I want to see all of her beauty. She eventually agrees, and I finally get the towel completely off her. And there she lay, in all her splendor, naked from top to bottom, lying face down revealing her awesome, awesome ass. Holy cow, it was a robust ass if ever there was one. What is it with my luck these days? I seem to be finding all the big-assed girls on this trip, and I hope my luck lasts just a little longer.
So I stroke her body, slowly, gently, and we continue to talk. I squash and squeeze her ass cheeks, and I am very, very pleased with my selection at this point. After 5 minutes or so of this, little Kumbu was beginning to complain, and so it was time to move things along a little. I try to turn her over, but she objects mildly. I try again, and eventually she concedes.
And then I see why she wanted the lights dimmed. She has a pretty bad case of stretch marks on her belly. Furthermore, she has a c-section scar which is quite obvious. Not particularly attractive, but I've seen worse. No matter, I will just have to fuck her from the back, where all I can see is the ass, right?
She whimpers at the revelation, and I try to console her, and in so doing, I gently kiss the scar and the stretch marks. Upon seeing this, she breaks down and starts to cry.
And cry.
And cry.
And when the crying stopped, the sobbing began.
And as this continues, little Kumbu goes from being a stallion, to a pony, to a foul, to a pathetic turtle.
I'm not sure precisely what the crying/sobbing was about. Was it that I kissed her where she didn't want to be kissed? No, I don't think so. It wasn't a cry that seemed outwardly oriented. Rather, I sensed she was depressed, and she didn't like how she looked, and the fact that it was so highlighted by my kiss just sent her off the edge.
I was tired. I was feeling a little irritated with having to deal with this. I was not a happy Kumbu – not my usual sensitive self. But the girl was genuinely morose, and I am not the kind to kick her out in this state, or to scold her. So I held her. And there we sat for the next 10 minutes, her whimpering in my arms, spilling tears onto my chest, sniffling and cringing. I tell you, that was the longest couple of hours (or so it felt) of my life.
So she finally bucks up and clears up her tears and realizes what a fucking mess she is. At this point I am imagining her getting dressed and leaving me to my solace. She gets up and runs to the bathroom, where she stays for another 6-7 minutes. I hear the occasional whimper, but she is cleaning herself up. She comes out and apologizes, and she asks me what I want. I say, nothing, time for her to leave. She apologizes again, and begs me to go through with it. She says she really wants to make me happy, me good man, me no bad man, me take care her, she want take care me.
It was a hard sell, I tell you. But just so you understand the insidiousness of the female nature, she suddenly turns the corner, and she becomes a total sex seductress. She starts to undulate her body (toweled at this point), shifting from left to right, and she starts to stroke my body, gently, sensually. And I am thinking 'what just happened? Who are you?'
And to give you a sense of the gullible male nature, I totally fell for it. One moment I was down in the dumps about my whimpering girl, and then all of a sudden I was turned on and ready to go. How pathetic. But that's me. So little kumbu is up and running again, beneath his towel, and she starts to rub the towel and little kumbu responds appropriately.
She then removes my towel to reveal the noisy vuvuzela (first reference on this thread, I believe), and she grins. She asks for condom, and I don't argue. Betrojaned, her towel comes off, and she gets onto all fours for us to start in doggie position. That's rare, but given the condition of her belly, it is understandable. So I sheepishly mount her – it still doesn't quite feel right, given her state just moments earlier. But as I insert, and take a look at those ass cheeks part slightly as I enter, it begins to feel right. A little while later she pulls away, then stands up and leans against the table and I enter her from behind while standing up. That was nice. I pounded for a while, and then she does something interesting. She steps backwards from the table, me still inside her, and she bends over. Her legs were straight, she was bent at the waist, her head on her knees, her hands grasping her ankles, and her back propped against the bed so she would not fall over as I fucked her. It was like fucking an ass sandwich, I don't know how else to describe it!
Never, ever done that position – it was awesome. I never even thought of such a thing, and I really appreciated her taking the effort to do this. I guess when you are a woman and you only have the back side of your body to work with, you are inventive in finding new ways to use the available real estate. So we did this for a few moments, and to my total shock, little kumbu succumbed. I think it was a combination of the visual brilliance of that position coupled with the unusual tightness that comes from being contorted like that which got little Kumbu so worked up.
So she manages to get out of her contortion and goes off to clean herself. I then shower, and when I get out, to my surprise, she was not dressed, but was lying on the bed. We talked for another 30 minutes, never once mentioning the breakdown, and then she dresses slowly and says goodbye. I paid her 500B, and kicked in 100B because I felt sorry for her. As she left, she turned around and looked at me and did a little Thai curtsy. Her eyes were looking down, and I read this as a sign of appreciation and embarrassment at me having witnessed her breakdown.
So.
Beach rd. represents the cheapest and most visible way to get your nut off. But for me, the money you save costs you in other ways. Unless you are willing to just fuck whatever comes along, you have to spend time sifting through the quantity to find the few tokens of quality. And once you do, there is no guarantee that the girl you get wont do what mine did tonight (or something similar). I mean, she was sweet and eventually produced the goods, but she was certainly somewhat unhinged. And I think that's the risk you take with girls on beach rd. There is no quality control whatsoever. In gogo bars and beer bars, and even in soi 6, the crazys get worked out of the system through market forces – crazy girls don't get repeat customers, then they start to look bad relative to the other girls in the eyes of mama san, and they eventually get replaced by someone who brings in more customers. But on beach rd. anyone with a pussy (or an asshole or a hand, or not) can ply their trade, whether emotionally and mentally balanced or not.
So, like with many things in life, if you spend more by going to an establishment, it saves you in several ways. But if your goal is to ejaculate with the least outlay of cash, then I suppose beach rd. is for you. Personally, this experience confirmed that beach rd. ain't for me.
After that emotional rollercoaster, I was beat, and I didn't even bother watching the England USA game on tv in my hotel room – I just lay there and fell asleep.
Mr Enforcer
06-15-10, 11:04
Enforcer,
Great find! What a cutie and definitely my type by any chance have her numbers? I may b in LOS end of month and wd love to take her. Please pm me incase you can share her number.Sorry Dominus,
I do not have her number unfortunately but go to Nui's fairly early in the evening and I am sure she will be there.
Doppel One
06-15-10, 11:21
Just a quick line or two (my days being shorter now I have to factor in reading Kumbu's tomes! Not that I'm complaining.)
Popped up Soi 6 last night and did my usual recce up and down the soi, searching out my ST target. I must have picked a bad time because nothing really caught my eye. Until I noticed this demure little gem half-sitting, half-hiding outside one of the bars. So I sauntered over, took her by the hand and sensing she was probably new to all this and a little shy, I invited her inside for a 'ladies drink'. A few minutes later I was staring into the cutest most angelic eyes I've seen in ages (well, days) and now I'm trying to cut to the chase, outlining the deal. I'm horny as hell and not really on a charm offensive so I quickly suggest 700 baht for the girl (+ the usual 300 for the room). At which point I realize I'm getting nowhere and that the girl is not remotely keen. Okay, it could be me, I'm not exactly hideous but at my age I can't hold a torch to some of the 20 year old US Navy guys who wander down the soi occassionally either. After a few more minutes digesting the negative feedback from cute girl I'm pretty sure she isn't going to budge from her position and that she just isn't in the mood to transport me to heaven. Suddenly I'm feeling pretty frustrated, but I'm sanguine, worse things have happened. I call the mamasan over and she explains the situation. The girl is new and has only been with one other falang. His large penis hurt the girl and now she's reassessing her career of choice.
So now I get it, but the longer I stare into those oh-so-cute eyes the hornier I'm becoming. Unfortunately my prospects are looking super bleak and I realize I'm just getting nowhere and the girl just isn't interested.
I'm just about to give up all hope when I remember something.
I reach into the pocket of my combat shorts and pull out a plastic bag containing one pair of lacey panties I bought from a stall on Pattaya Klang (4 pairs for 100 baht). I then present the panties to the girl as a gift.
Suddenly she's looking at me all dog-eyed. She's in love.
I suspect I'm the first person to have ever bought her a gift.
Five minutes later we're upstairs and she transports me to heaven. Bliss.
The moral of the story. A small gift can go a long long way on soi 6 (or at least seal the deal).
Guys, have fun!
Uncle Volodya
06-16-10, 22:40
I will be in Pattaya next month and will be checking out DD.
I'd like to reserve the girls for a threesome beforehand. Thinking of doing Jar and Joy.
Jar looks very cute form her profile pics. But a maybe a little too good. Any chance that he is a she (aka LB)?
I'll be in Patts for over a week and ChangMai for a few days too. Promise to post!
Forced Hand
06-17-10, 07:05
I will be in Pattaya next month and will be checking out DD.
I'd like to reserve the girls for a threesome beforehand. Thinking of doing Jar and Joy.
Jar looks very cute form her profile pics. But a maybe a little too good. Any chance that he is a she (aka LB)?
I'll be in Patts for over a week and ChangMai for a few days too. Promise to post!I was DD last week and found the whole thing a bit disappointing. It all seemed very choreographed to me. I was shagging one girl mish style when I asked to change and shag the other one doggy. As soon as I was in, the first girl was laying back in front of us fingering herself and apparently in the throes of an orgasm. This sort of "porn acting" went on and I found it difficult to cum, but eventually managed!
I don't want to put anyone off the place, perhaps it's just not my thing.
I'll give you another tip on Pattaya. I was on Beach road one evening last week and a storm was brewing up. I decided to sit on a vacant "seat" and watch the girls for a while. I was not there too long when an old granny came up to me and started pointing to the tree over my head. I looked up and it was full of coconuts! If one of those things had of fallen off, I'd be writing this from the fires of hell!
I later understood that it's a standard joke among Thais that "stupid falangs" sit under coconut trees on windy days!
Big Daddy 1906
06-17-10, 09:17
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1287193/Thousands-British-men-fuel-Thailand-sex-trade--whos-exploiting-who.html
Dominos Dick
06-17-10, 12:15
Guys,
Two of my friends are visiting Pattaya next weekend. Too bad I can't join them (have blown my finances after a recent trip to German FKK clubs) this time. The rains at this time, the smiles and the girls gyrating wildly at lucifer/tony/mixx are still vivid memories of my last trip. Picked up a half Chinese half thai girl at TONYs last time and she was great. Oooh Pattaya I will miss you but I do hope my friends have a great time.
Any new leads I might give them?
Uncle Volodya
06-17-10, 17:07
I was DD last week and found the whole thing a bit disappointing. It all seemed very choreographed to me. I was shagging one girl mish style when I asked to change and shag the other one doggy. As soon as I was in, the first girl was laying back in front of us fingering herself and apparently in the throes of an orgasm. This sort of "porn acting" went on and I found it difficult to cum, but eventually managed!
I don't want to put anyone off the place, perhaps it's just not my thing.
I'll give you another tip on Pattaya. I was on Beach road one evening last week and a storm was brewing up. I decided to sit on a vacant "seat" and watch the girls for a while. I was not there too long when an old granny came up to me and started pointing to the tree over my head. I looked up and it was full of coconuts! If one of those things had of fallen off, I'd be writing this from the fires of hell!
I later understood that it's a standard joke among Thais that "stupid falangs" sit under coconut trees on windy days!Wow! Great tip! Never would have thought of that. I also heard the same about Durian trees. Thanks for the heads up! LOL
Uncle Volodya
06-17-10, 17:27
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1287193/Thousands-British-men-fuel-Thailand-sex-trade--whos-exploiting-who.htmlThanks for posting. I wouldn't even be surprised if the cow that wrote this didn't even go to Pattaya. "Nothing else to do besides sex and psycho shooting" my ass!"
Obviously there are much nicer Beach spots. The beach isn't that great here. But there is a lot of very cool stuff here as well. The food is great and one million Year old Rock Park is great fun. Koh Larn is also lovely.
I'd like to check out Monkey Island in July. Has anyone been?
I will be in Pattaya next month and will be checking out DD.
I'd like to reserve the girls for a threesome beforehand. Thinking of doing Jar and Joy.
Jar looks very cute form her profile pics. But a maybe a little too good. Any chance that he is a she (aka LB)?
I'll be in Patts for over a week and ChangMai for a few days too. Promise to post!
Jar is all woman - atleast when I was with her in November.
Enjoy,
Junior
Uncle Volodya
06-17-10, 19:51
Jar is all woman - atleast when I was with her in November.
Enjoy,
JuniorMany thanks. I can't wait to hit DD!
I later understood that it's a standard joke among Thais that "stupid falangs" sit under coconut trees on windy days!
Apparently statistically in Thailand you're more likely to get hit by a coconut than lightning. There's also a factoid going around that almost as many people die of coconut hits as snakebites, which might be true since fatal snakebites are actually pretty rare these days in Thailand.
Also be careful of parking your car on Beach Road. One coconut can do an impressive amount of damage!
I was DD last week and found the whole thing a bit disappointing. It all seemed very choreographed to me...
... I don't want to put anyone off the place, perhaps it's just not my thing...
That's also what I think about the Eden Club (a choreographed and somehow "mechanical" performance) in Bangkok, but the concept is great and it's something that every monger should experiment at least once in his life if he has the opportunity to go to Bangkok (Eden Club) or Pattaya (Devil's Den).
That's also what I think about the Eden Club (a choreographed and somehow "mechanical" performance) in Bangkok, but the concept is great and it's something that every monger should experiment at least once in his life if he has the opportunity to go to Bangkok (Eden Club) or Pattaya (Devil's Den).
I do agree with you. Personally I don’t hv any complain against DD. They r professional and the girls r very eager to please their customer, as the way they know. If somebody hv any fantasies they can try.
For me I found the place to enjoy own fantasies (unfortunately I don’t hv lot). I know the place is not a dating site and never been expecting girl(s) will be act like GF. They r honest to their job and I’m amazed to seeing their eagerness to comply the male satisfaction.
Pointy Stick
06-18-10, 11:45
That's also what I think about the Eden Club (a choreographed and somehow "mechanical" performance) in Bangkok, but the concept is great and it's something that every monger should experiment at least once in his life if he has the opportunity to go to Bangkok (Eden Club) or Pattaya (Devil's Den).
Yeah, but it is the McDonald's of depravity and there is a value in the certainty that you will be subjected to some of the most perverse and socially unacceptable sexual practices known to mankind.
I indulge every time I visit LOS. Can't get a combo BBBJ and rimjob in my country.
Yeah, but it is the McDonald's of depravity and there is a value in the certainty that you will be subjected to some of the most perverse and socially unacceptable sexual practices known to mankind.
I indulge every time I visit LOS. Can't get a combo BBBJ and rimjob in my country.
I love the Devil's Den as well! I am a ST fan, and think the girls there have the absolute best attitude, I mean where else can you tell a girl you want to fuck her in ass, while the other girl fucks her pussy with a dildo and then cum on their faces....OK...maybe some other places in Pattaya, but I still love the place! I visit every trip, at least once.
You also don't have to get the "Standard Show", you tell the girls what you want and they will give it to you...even if you are as depraved as I am.
Unfortunately, Eden has went way down hill in recent years, and I no longer visit when in Bangkok. Last time I stopped in several months ago, it had just opened and there wasn't a single doable girl in the place...IMHO.
I am looking forward to Tum & Ning in just a few more days!
DVEight!
LittleBigMan
06-19-10, 07:33
Apparently statistically in Thailand you're more likely to get hit by a coconut than lightning. There's also a factoid going around that almost as many people die of coconut hits as snakebites, which might be true since fatal snakebites are actually pretty rare these days in Thailand.
Also be careful of parking your car on Beach Road. One coconut can do an impressive amount of damage!
Since being here I have been confronted with 5 snakes, 4 which were in my front yard, 2 were small Cobras around 20 inches the other 2, I'm not sure but nevertheless, they all had their heads cut off by me. I hate snakes like most people but lucky LBM no snakebite. The fifth encounter was just last week coming back from Sattihip I had to pull over on my bike in a open field with a bunch of bushes in front of Sukhumvit and take a much needed [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) as I was pissing and my eyes rolling around how damn good it felt I look down and there it was a snake, larges I have seen in Thailand alive ( most are smashed dead on the roads ) the back end of the body moving away and digging into the ground. I pretty much [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) all over my leg.
When it thurders I can't wait to get out to ride so that I would get struck by a large thurder bolt. The neighbors think I'm crazy and now your telling me I have a better chance of getting hit by a coconut? Shit I'm going down to Beach Rd, right now and sit under the tallest Coconut tree while I'm watching the Freelancer. This way I know I'll get more of the attention and if one doesn't take me out at least I'll be at a ST, room getting my little coconut licked and suck?
LBM, just my 2 cents or snakes and coconuts!
Thanks for posting. I wouldn't even be surprised if the cow that wrote this didn't even go to Pattaya. "Nothing else to do besides sex and psycho shooting" my ass!"Seemed a pretty fair article to me. Could have been a lot worse...
We may not like to admit it, but that is pretty much what goes on in Pattaya...
Fantasy Island it is not.
I'll be at a ST, room getting my little coconut licked and suck?Ah, you mean your snake?
I just did a little research and I can't find ANY confirmed coconut deaths, so that will have to remain a factoid. I do see that there are about 30 verified snakebite deaths per year in Thailand. So not a huge risk factor in Pattaya compared to cars and motorbikes, alcohol and drugs, high balconies, girlfriends and their families, etc.
However if you do want to worry about snakes, the guy who got the spitting cobra out of my backyard says that the one to watch out for around Pattaya is Russell's viper. Gray with brown splotches . . . .
There's plenty to do in Pattaya unless your total routine is "sleep, eat, drink, fuck...maybe swim" not necessarily in that order :) (but then you wouldn't really CARE, EH?)
I spend some time there but usually I'm "elsewhere" (and not in BKK EITHER - too much air polluted)
yo - betong how big was the ngoo? (just curious)
Johnthescot
06-20-10, 01:17
Guys,
How easy is it to get prescription drugs in pattaya? I'm on some medication and going to Pattaya for a few months. I shouldn't run out but if I do, are there decent private doctors that can prescribe prescription medication for tourists? Never had to get any medical treatment before abroad so not sure how it works. I'll have a copy of my uk prescription with me.
Thanks
JohnTheScot
Johnthescot
06-20-10, 01:41
Guys,
Sorry to ask a mundane question but, now I have my accommodation in View Talay 6 on soi 9 for 2 or 3 months, does anyone know a decent gym that's close to there (or not cause I'll have a moped) that can pay monthly without long contract and isn't Too much a muscle gym :-).
I'm looking to keep in shape while I'm there as 2 or 3 months will make me VERY pom poi (yeah I know it's wrong so shut up) with all the beer and I know being Scottish that nobody can shag enough to work off the beer that i'm going to drink :-)
Cheers
JohntheScot
P.s. Fuck I must be getting old. 25ish times in Pattaya and now I'm reduced to thinking about going to the gym. I'm only 37. Pattaya has aged me. But in a good way :-)
Johnthescot
06-20-10, 02:08
Guys,
Just a wine induced pre Pattaya trip ramble. Bear with me :-)
I avoid the site most of the time until I'm just about to head back. No offence. I love this site. But I personally don't see the point discussing all this if I'm not going to be there for a while. It drives me crazy thinking of all you less hansum guys shagging all my 'girlfriends'. Except Kumbu. He's 'The One'! He can shag any of my laydeeeees! His greatness might rub off on me :-)
I occasionally go on and read some stuff and even rarer maybe reply to a post from a less experienced or even first timer. You guys do a great job on that anyway and I think the replies from most guys now are so much more helpful and friendly than it was a couple of years ago. This site was, in my opinion, dominated by a bunch of rude, nasty, bigoted guys that loved to belittle anyone on the site asking a question that was 'beneath' those that lived here or new it all. It intimated new guys and created an air of superiority.
They have all gone now it appears.
I stopped visiting, but kept visiting Pattaya. Loads of stories as a 25+ visitor but didnt want to post because of the twits.
Been catching up the thread from last few months. Kumbu and others have really brought this thread to life again and I really see a much nicer spirit here. Lots of old dogs too answering the questions with rarely a desultory comment. Great guys.
Anyway, just wanted to say that I've had a great few months read(in a few days) and definitely owe the site a lot of reports based on my 2-3 month trip to pattaya on 1st.
BUT Kumbu, fcuk, I was reading your reports on my iPad in a management meeting last week. WTF! Couldn't put it down :-) I'll buy you a triple espresso if we meet. :-)
P.s. Oh and happy to meet up during July and august in pattaya. Will also be in bangkok occasionally when I feel i have to leave all my girlfriends for a break :-)
How easy is it to get prescription drugs in pattaya? I'm on some medication and going to Pattaya for a few months. I shouldn't run out but if I do, are there decent private doctors that can prescribe prescription medication for tourists? Never had to get any medical treatment before abroad so not sure how it works. I'll have a copy of my uk prescription with me.
It is VERY DIFFICULT to get anything more than an aspirin! A foreign prescription will not help at the local Pattaya pharmacies. I was taking a mild anti-depressant, ativan, forgot to pack the medicine, and then I could not get my prescription filled at any pharmacy. On advice of a pharmacist, I had to go to the Pattaya hospital (around the corner from Soi 8), wait to see a doctor, and explain my situation. He gave me a prescription which was filled at the hospital that same morning.
Save yourself the hassle: just go to the hospital and speak to a doctor.
Here in Phnom Penh, you can get anything from a drugstore, without a prescription. Same for Pakistan. For some reason, Thailand and the Philippines are strict with prescription medications.
Bule2004
Forced Hand
06-20-10, 02:12
Guys,
Sorry to ask a mundane question but, now I have my accommodation in View Talay 6 on soi 9 for 2 or 3 months, does anyone know a decent gym that's close to there (or not cause I'll have a moped) that can pay monthly without long contract and isn't Too much a muscle gym :-).
I'm looking to keep in shape while I'm there as 2 or 3 months will make me VERY pom poi (yeah I know it's wrong so shut up) with all the beer and I know being Scottish that nobody can shag enough to work off the beer that i'm going to drink :-)
Cheers
JohntheScot
P.s. Fuck I must be getting old. 25ish times in Pattaya and now I'm reduced to thinking about going to the gym. I'm only 37. Pattaya has aged me. But in a good way :-)
Get on that moped of yours and scoot on down to Soi Bukow. If you drive to the end of Soi LK and turn right onto Soi Bukow there is a gym on your right hand side. It's owned by Tony. I haven't been in there, but I was in Pattaya two weeks ago and noticed people working out in there. I've no idea of costs etc., but it's open 24 hours.
Johnthescot
06-20-10, 02:29
Get on that moped of yours and scoot on down to Soi Bukow. If you drive to the end of Soi LK and turn right onto Soi Bukow there is a gym on your right hand side. It's owned by Tony. I haven't been in there, but I was in Pattaya two weeks ago and noticed people working out in there. I've no idea of costs etc., but it's open 24 hours.
Thanks Forced Hand, Soi Bukow?? That's a walk from soi 9. I might be Scottish but I'm not that much of a lazy bastard:-)
I'll check it out though.
Thanks
JohnThescot
Johnthescot
06-20-10, 02:32
It is VERY DIFFICULT to get anything more than an aspirin! A foreign prescription will not help at the local Pattaya pharmacies. I was taking a mild anti-depressant, ativan, forgot to pack the medicine, and then I could not get my prescription filled at any pharmacy. On advice of a pharmacist, I had to go to the Pattaya hospital (around the corner from Soi 8), wait to see a doctor, and explain my situation. He gave me a prescription which was filled at the hospital that same morning.
Save yourself the hassle: just go to the hospital and speak to a doctor.
Here in Phnom Penh, you can get anything from a drugstore, without a prescription. Same for Pakistan. For some reason, Thailand and the Philippines are strict with prescription medications.
Bule2004
Thanks Bule2004,
I was more meaning going to a doctor or hospital. Dont care so much about the hassle just so long as I know if I have to, I have a solution.
Thanks again
Johnthescot
It is VERY DIFFICULT to get anything more than an aspirin! A foreign prescription will not help at the local Pattaya pharmacies. I was taking a mild anti-depressant, ativan, forgot to pack the medicine, and then I could not get my prescription filled at any pharmacy....That's not entirely the case. Generally, it's only drugs that have mind or mood altering effects that are only available at hospitals. Many drugs that are prescription only (at least in America), such as antibiotics and arthritis meds, are available over the counter in Thailand. But it definitely pays to shop around, as prices vary a lot!
That's weird I had no trouble getting prescription medication without a prescription in Pattaya. I went accross the street to the right from the Marriot to a pharmacy next to "Bob Fashions" (a great tailor by the way). I was having trouble sleeping so I asked for some Ambian. She said they didn't have any so I asked her what she had that would help me sleep. She suggested Xanax. While I was at it I picked up some Viagra (sometimes I get nervous with a new woman, but I don't usually need it). I remember it was cheap. This was exactly one year ago. I sure love staying at that Marriot.
Deal Seeker
06-20-10, 03:36
Guys,
How easy is it to get prescription drugs in pattaya? I'm on some medication and going to Pattaya for a few months. I shouldn't run out but if I do, are there decent private doctors that can prescribe prescription medication for tourists? Never had to get any medical treatment before abroad so not sure how it works. I'll have a copy of my uk prescription with me.
Thanks
JohnTheScot
This is not meant to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) you off Mr. John-The-Scot but Ativan (Lorazepam) is not an antidepressant, its an anxiolytic, a benzodiazepine (largely in the same class as Valium) that is moderately abuseable. That is likely the reason that its a bit hard to get over the counter in Thailand. That being said, I've gotten stuff like that and harder stuff without a prescription.
Hello,
I am in Pattaya until the weekend, and travelling alone. If anyone wants to meet up, please let me know. I am 30, from the UK, and have never meet an ISG member before.
yo - betong how big was the ngoo? (just curious)
My spitting cobra? Just over a meter long. The cats used to go out and taunt it but the only thing it ever spit at was me. Cobras in Thailand tend to be pretty timid unless cornered.
LittleBigMan's, you'll have to ask him!
drugs... well now, you can get pretty much anything except for narcotics at the kai-ya. Maybe not at EVERY kai-ya but as was said, other than what would be considered mind altering or narcotic, you can get it all. Particularly antibiotics and the like. I take a small supply of acet-oxycodone with me (in my script bottle) since that's hard to get. I tote my various pills as well in bottles of daily doses. Never been asked so I can't say what the net would be as far as questions about my script meds (but nothing "dangerous" in the mix anyway)
Here in Phnom Penh, you can get anything from a drugstore, without a prescription. Same for Pakistan. For some reason, Thailand and the Philippines are strict with prescription medications.
Bule2004
With Thailand I think it has changed a lot just within the last decade. Back in the late 90s you could get Ativan at B30 for a strip of 10. By 2003 the pharmacist had to sorta know you and prices had gone way, way up, at least in one popular place on Sukhumvit.
The Philippines has been restrictive on anxiolytics for longer but is becoming even more of an alternative for run-of-the-mill stuff grossly overcharged in the U.S. Some OEM meds in the foils like Lipitor 40mg are cheaper than Thailand, and there's a new pharmacy chain (the Generics Pharmacy) with 700 stores and a wide selection of meds, many made in the Philippines and some that previously had no generic equivalent there.
That's also what I think about the Eden Club (a choreographed and somehow "mechanical" performance) in Bangkok, but the concept is great and it's something that every monger should experiment at least once in his life if he has the opportunity to go to Bangkok (Eden Club) or Pattaya (Devil's Den).
+1. It's also probably the "surest" thing available for someone with more money than time, and even if you don't become a regular customer the experience is unique and memorable, a bit like the first soapy massage is. It took me 3 non-buying runs at Eden to overcome the price resistance, but I was glad I did from the first time, and have been 3 times in all.
It also shows vividly that there's quite a difference between taking two girls and taking two girls who can work as a team.
Would imagine that you'd have the best chance in years of being able to just walk into the Bangkok location and get a good selection, what with the drop in farangs there.
Johnthescot
06-20-10, 13:33
This is not meant to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) you off Mr. John-The-Scot but Ativan (Lorazepam) is not an antidepressant, its an anxiolytic, a benzodiazepine (largely in the same class as Valium) that is moderately abuseable. That is likely the reason that its a bit hard to get over the counter in Thailand. That being said, I've gotten stuff like that and harder stuff without a prescription.
I ain't on anything like that. I just take meds for very high BP. My bastard doctor here will only give me 2 months supply max. I can work from pattaya so I might be over there for longer than 2 months depending on how things go.
JohnTheScot
Obviously I do not know what kind of BP medicine you take but for years I've gotten my BP and Cholesterol meds in BKK. Cheaper than in the States and just walk in tell the guy what you need and there you are.
I ain't on anything like that. I just take meds for very high BP. My bastard doctor here will only give me 2 months supply max. I can work from pattaya so I might be over there for longer than 2 months depending on how things go.
JohnTheScot
LittleBigMan
06-20-10, 14:43
Johnthescot,
You are staying on Soi 9, I can't confirm maybe someone shopping there can? On Second Rd, across from I think Soi 13/1 or 13/2 is a Shopping complex call the " Avenue " in the back I saw a fitness club I think it was called California Club. They have daily monthly and yearly membership and I believe the daily rate at Tony's is 250 per day?
In regards to medication, medicine like Lipitor in Pattaya I have only found comes in 20mg but the price I found for the original like Lipitor is around the same as it in the states if you don't have insurance paying for it. It has been a while but it was something like 700/900 baht for Ten pills. You can get the generic Simvastatin 20mg is much much cheaper. As for High blood pressure medication the most common is Lisonpril, which can be purchase at most places without a perscription. For dependable products IMHO you can go to Pattaya Nua up from Big C, FACINOS. For some of the heavy duty heart stuff you might want to check the Pharmacy at Food Land on Pattaya Klang up from Carrefour.
But in the end regarding heavy stuff, you can always just go the the well known hospital that cater to Farangs give your story and I'm sure they can take care of you and keep the ticker going.
LBM
Guys, Sorry to ask a mundane question but, now I have my accommodation in View Talay 6 on soi 9 for 2 or 3 months, does anyone know a decent gym that's close to there (or not cause I'll have a moped) that can pay monthly without long contract and isn't Too much a muscle gym :-).
I'm looking to keep in shape while I'm there as 2 or 3 months will make me VERY pom poi (yeah I know it's wrong so shut up) with all the beer and I know being Scottish that nobody can shag enough to work off the beer that i'm going to drink :-)
Tony's has a gym on 3rd road, and another on Soi 16 next to walking street. I've used the one on Soi 16 every time during my many visits to Pattaya, and it was great. The price was very reasonable at 99 baht per visit, but in late January they raised the price to 220 baht per visit, and closed for a complete remodel. The attached link to their website says that the new gym should have reopened in March, but it doesn't look like it's open.
http://www.tonydisco.com/html/fitness/welcome.html
The other gym called California WOW at the Avenue shopping center on 2nd road seems to be much nicer, but they seem to be more interested in selling long term contracts than having tourists for short memberships. Each time I've been there they've quoted me some outrageous price (like $27 per workout). I've emailed them several times, but they've never responded. Anyone know if you can pay by the day or week or month like Tony's?
http://www.californiawowx.com/Clubs/PTY.php
bule forgets one thing about pharms in PP - depending on the drug, there is a significant quantity of FAKES out there. I SUSPECT that in some smaller kai-ya in Thailand, it might also be a problem (albeit, THEY don't know it EITHER - they bought from a middle man who was dealing counterfeits)
Tony's has a gym on 3rd road, and another on Soi 16 next to walking street. I've used the one on Soi 16 every time during my many visits to Pattaya, and it was great. The price was very reasonable at 99 baht per visit, but in late January they raised the price to 220 baht per visit, and closed for a complete remodel. The attached link to their website says that the new gym should have reopened in March, but it doesn't look like it's open.
http://www.tonydisco.com/html/fitness/welcome.html
The other gym called California WOW at the Avenue shopping center on 2nd road seems to be much nicer, but they seem to be more interested in selling long term contracts than having tourists for short memberships. Each time I've been there they've quoted me some outrageous price (like $27 per workout). I've emailed them several times, but they've never responded. Anyone know if you can pay by the day or week or month like Tony's?
http://www.californiawowx.com/Clubs/PTY.php
California WOW has a very strange price scheme indeed, I found a mention of a 2,000THB per week membership on their site, nothing about a monthly. There was also mention of a free 7 days pass, where I am sure you would be harassed every time you come in, however if you just say no, a whole bunch of times you may get a decent deal in the end. They have a yearly membership that costs 6000THB more than a lifetime membership there. With their lifetime membership, you have to pay a yearly "maintenance fee" of 100THB, if you miss the deadline, you loose your lifetime membership They of course will not tell you about the 15,000THB Lifetime Membership until after you have repeatedly turned down all of their other "packages"
Guys,
Whats the relevance of the ipad then? You old show off ha ha never changed I seeBut Kumbu, fcuk, I was reading your reports on my iPad in a management meeting last week. WTF! Couldn't put it down I'll buy you a triple espresso if we meet.
The price was very reasonable at 99 baht per visit, but in late January they raised the price to 220 baht per visitThe 3rd Rd. Tony's has also gone to B220 (from B200), plus they've started charging for towels. Longer-term rates for one week and up can save you a little, but only if you go pretty much every day. Rates are much cheaper for Thais, something I'm sure they appreciate but I don't.
California Wow is really to be avoided. Nice facilities but too many little tricks and scams.
There are several small, very cheap non-AC gyms around Pattaya which are OK if you can get by with just free weights and simple machines. I've used one on 3rd Rd. just north of Pattaya Tai.
California WOW has a very strange price scheme indeed, I found a mention of a 2,000THB per week membership on their site, nothing about a monthly. There was also mention of a free 7 days pass, where I am sure you would be harassed every time you come in, however if you just say no, a whole bunch of times you may get a decent deal in the end. They have a yearly membership that costs 6000THB more than a lifetime membership there. With their lifetime membership, you have to pay a yearly "maintenance fee" of 100THB, if you miss the deadline, you loose your lifetime membership They of course will not tell you about the 15,000THB Lifetime Membership until after you have repeatedly turned down all of their other "packages"Warning: Lifetime membership always means your life or that of the company, whichever is shorter.
California WOW has a very strange price scheme indeed, I found a mention of a 2,000THB per week membership on their site, nothing about a monthly. There was also mention of a free 7 days pass, where I am sure you would be harassed every time you come in, however if you just say no, a whole bunch of times you may get a decent deal in the end. They have a yearly membership that costs 6000THB more than a lifetime membership there. With their lifetime membership, you have to pay a yearly "maintenance fee" of 100THB, if you miss the deadline, you loose your lifetime membership They of course will not tell you about the 15,000THB Lifetime Membership until after you have repeatedly turned down all of their other "packages"
If you have a 24HR fitness membership, they might give you a week for free. I usually go to the one on Sukumvit and my friend goes to the one hear Patpong and they usually ask how long you are staying and I say one week and all you have to do is sign in and show them your 24hr. membership.
That's a deal. Never say no to an offer for a triple shot.
But Kumbu, fcuk, I was reading your reports on my iPad in a management meeting last week. WTF! Couldn't put it down I'll buy you a triple espresso if we meet.
Primo Bolan
06-22-10, 20:29
With Thailand I think it has changed a lot just within the last decade. Back in the late 90s you could get Ativan at B30 for a strip of 10. By 2003 the pharmacist had to sorta know you and prices had gone way, way up, at least in one popular place on Sukhumvit.
The Philippines has been restrictive on anxiolytics for longer but is becoming even more of an alternative for run-of-the-mill stuff grossly overcharged in the U.S. Some OEM meds in the foils like Lipitor 40mg are cheaper than Thailand, and there's a new pharmacy chain (the Generics Pharmacy) with 700 stores and a wide selection of meds, many made in the Philippines and some that previously had no generic equivalent there.
In Philippines X through presc. Use it when on longtime flights.
Guys I have just had the absolute best working girl experience in my life.
I went down to Pattaya looking for big tits. Period. Not C's or B's. And within 15 minutes of getting to Pattaya I was in my hotel with the biggest tits AND ass I have ever seen.
I checked into my room after hopping off of the baht bus near walking street. I checked into my hotel and stepped outside to Beach Road to see it was raining. Swearing to myself I stepped under the awning of a store to wait the rain out. Then I saw it.
I saw a chick all in white trying to scurry across the street from the beach side. Ass and tits jiggling everywhere. I mean it was like watching a chick from a rap video. I could not believe she was Thai. She even had a awesome cameltoe...the tightest damn shorts..and a HUGE chest. She crossed the street and starting walking toward me to get out of the rain. I started chatting her up right away. Her tits were straining in the shirt..and her ass and hips were huge. She wasnt the prettiest but I didnt care. I mean this girl was turning heads as she was talking to me. One guy even stopped to see if I was going to be able to scoop her up because I could see in his eyes he wanted her. This girls body was just bodacious.
And all she asked for was 500 baht.
Now we all know that is the going rate for Beach Road girls. But this girl could have asked for so much more. I still dont understand why. I naturally agreed and wondered what I could get out of her for 1000 baht.
We got to my room and in classic style I started chatting with her first. Nice girl, no kids. Then I noticed she had a huge scratch on her leg. Seems some guy got high in a room with her and beat her. Damn shame. I could still see the fear in her eyes as she talked about it. Then I asked her about anal, photos and a facial. Her only question was how much will you give me? I said 1,500 and the girl was so happy! She disrobed, showered and came back ready for action.
The bj was incredible...slurping, eye contact, deep throat...drooling..Then the pussy was so damn tight...and she moaned like the day would never end. Then she turned around, put her ass in the air and took every inch and loved it. It was, I think, perhaps the best sexual experience of any kind in my life. I got her digits and have been back to Pattaya to hit it again. I am having a ball with this girl and will continue to until I tire of her. She is arranging a 4 some for me..all girls will be 3 holers, will stay for two days and will cook, clean etc in the nude for me as well. 3,000 baht for each and two of them have huge tits like her.
This place is paradise.
Showdown
After a draining experience with my big tits girl I saw my friend Oil. She finds milkers for me. With her was one of the smallest chicks I ever saw. Oil told me she was lactating and was a nice girl. I wasnt really attracted to her but what the hell...she only wanted 400 baht.
She wasnt worth much more than that. But she was fun and tried her best.
Showdown
I recognized this gal right away. I picked her up in front of the McDonalds across from Beach Road about two years ago. At that time, she was traveling back and forth between Bangkok (said she had a steady client there) and Pattaya. Great eveything, one I will never forget.
Guys I have just had the absolute best working girl experience in my life.
I went down to Pattaya looking for big tits. Period. Not C's or B's. And within 15 minutes of getting to Pattaya I was in my hotel with the biggest tits AND ass I have ever seen.
I checked into my room after hopping off of the baht bus near walking street. I checked into my hotel and stepped outside to Beach Road to see it was raining. Swearing to myself I stepped under the awning of a store to wait the rain out. Then I saw it.
I saw a chick all in white trying to scurry across the street from the beach side. Ass and tits jiggling everywhere. I mean it was like watching a chick from a rap video. I could not believe she was Thai. She even had a awesome cameltoe...the tightest damn shorts..and a HUGE chest. She crossed the street and starting walking toward me to get out of the rain. I started chatting her up right away. Her tits were straining in the shirt..and her ass and hips were huge. She wasnt the prettiest but I didnt care. I mean this girl was turning heads as she was talking to me. One guy even stopped to see if I was going to be able to scoop her up because I could see in his eyes he wanted her. This girls body was just bodacious.
And all she asked for was 500 baht.
Now we all know that is the going rate for Beach Road girls. But this girl could have asked for so much more. I still dont understand why. I naturally agreed and wondered what I could get out of her for 1000 baht.
We got to my room and in classic style I started chatting with her first. Nice girl, no kids. Then I noticed she had a huge scratch on her leg. Seems some guy got high in a room with her and beat her. Damn shame. I could still see the fear in her eyes as she talked about it. Then I asked her about anal, photos and a facial. Her only question was how much will you give me? I said 1,500 and the girl was so happy! She disrobed, showered and came back ready for action.
The bj was incredible...slurping, eye contact, deep throat...drooling..Then the pussy was so damn tight...and she moaned like the day would never end. Then she turned around, put her ass in the air and took every inch and loved it. It was, I think, perhaps the best sexual experience of any kind in my life. I got her digits and have been back to Pattaya to hit it again. I am having a ball with this girl and will continue to until I tire of her. She is arranging a 4 some for me..all girls will be 3 holers, will stay for two days and will cook, clean etc in the nude for me as well. 3,000 baht for each and two of them have huge tits like her.
This place is paradise.
Showdown
Asian Fetish
06-23-10, 16:42
Guys I have just had the absolute best working girl experience in my life.
I went down to Pattaya looking for big tits. Period. Not C's or B's. And within 15 minutes of getting to Pattaya I was in my hotel with the biggest tits AND ass I have ever seen.
ShowdownHey, showdown, nice score, how about sharing her number with a bro that likes all that jiggly stuff she has on offer aswell.
This place is paradise.
Showdown
If you're into the type of girls in your photos, then yes, Pattaya is the place for you. No reason to look anywhere else.
El Frances
06-23-10, 19:39
Guys I have just had the absolute best working girl experience in my life.
This place is paradise.
Showdown
It seems you like strong emotions!
Guys I have just had the absolute best working girl experience in my life.
I went down to Pattaya looking for big tits. Period. Not C's or B's. And within 15 minutes of getting to Pattaya I was in my hotel with the biggest tits AND ass I have ever seen..
Showdown
by your descrition I was thinking to go and see a bit of a big girl
Big tits and ass but ok in general, nothing monster ot BBBW
funny face and ears, but not unusual in Thailand
Looks you had a good experience and you will have more!
Will be making my annual trip to Bangkok and Pattaya in a few months. As a general propostion, could you please provide names and clubs for you hookups. I find that its a great starter, and sometimes a lot more fun, if you know a gals name ahead of time. I visit the Philippines more, and when I do I try to provide the same info.
Anyone out there have any go around or a root with a secret's girl name soda / poomy?
Just wondering. Been hitting me up on Thai dating site.
Will be making my annual trip to Bangkok and Pattaya in a few monthsMe to First-timer. I go to Pattaya soon, so I want to ask you guys a question: how many Thai girls are furry? As I don't like shaved pussies, I'm worrying how to manage it. Shall I ask the girls about her fur? I don't want to be rude farang.
sorry HENRY -
RTFF - PATS is the world's largest "open air 'Ho house". IF there are girlz inside (outside, whatever) they are available... anywhere on Soi 18 down to 7, and then 6, then anywhere on 2nd Road, Beach, Buakhao, Walking Street... IT'S ALL AVAILABLE - only the prices change.
Me to First-timer. I go to Pattaya soon, so I want to ask you guys a question: how many Thai girls are furry? As I don't like shaved pussies, I'm worrying how to manage it. Shall I ask the girls about her fur? I don't want to be rude farang.
I'm like you,I hate shaved pussies.
I always ask them if they shave or not before I take them. Yes it's ok to ask, but do it nicely. If you speak Thai, you'll have no problems communicating this.
Some of the girls will think you're a bit weird, but at least you'll get what you want. Most of the brand new girls don't shave. I find that the vast majority of girls in pattaya shave, so it's gonna be a bit of work to find what you want. Good Luck!
Siam Dreamer
06-24-10, 12:52
Guys I have just had the absolute best working girl experience in my life. Chick all in white . . . awesome cameltoe...the tightest damn shorts..and a HUGE chest . . . her ass and hips were huge.Banging body - small waist too - great find! Fo rmen like me who love hips, ass, and legs - this chick approaches perfection.
The natural rack is all BONUS! Excellent.
I'm like you,I hate shaved pussies.Maybe I am a bit weird, or an old-style guy (however, I'm still before my 50s), but having a girl with bare pussy, no pubic hair, makes me as I woul be fucking a child... And as far as I have some pervert ideas and I do like teenage girls very much (the older I am, the more I like them :)) - children are out of my interest with no doubts.
I always ask them if they shave or not before I take them. Yes it's ok to ask, but do it nicely. If you speak Thai, you'll have no problems communicating this.Thanks mate! I can't speak Thai so far, even English is my non native language, but will do my best to learn in Thai: "are you shaved THERE, sweetheart?" :) Any advice will be highly appreciated!
I go to Pattaya this November, that will be my first visit to Thailand, I am a bush fan (not a G. Bush :)) so I wonder how many asian girls in Pattaya are unshaved? Would anybody please approximate their thoughts in percentage? Is it 25 of 100 or 15% or even less..? Also - where you can really see what you really get? I mean where you can see the girls pussies, before you barfine them or order in a massage parlor? Is it all right to ask mamasan or at the massage counter desk about it?
Would anybody please approximate their thoughts in percentage? Is it 25 of 100 or 15% or even less..? Also - where you can really see what you really get? I mean where you can see the girls pussies, before you barfine them or order in a massage parlor? Is it all right to ask mamasan or at the massage counter desk about it?
From my experience I'd say that 70% of the girls are shaven. It's really become a trend for the sex workers in pattaya. Go to super baby gogo. Most of the girls are unshaven and you can see there pussies.
It's alright to ask anything in Thailand. You are the customer and are parting with cash. Never be shy to ask any question. The more you pre-qualify the better your scores will be. I have a list of 6 crucial question (imbedded in my head) that I ask every girl, but I mix it into a conversation, that way it doesn't feel like an interregation.
Thanks mate! I can't speak Thai so far, even English is my non native language, but will do my best to learn in Thai: "are you shaved THERE, sweetheart?" :) Any advice will be highly appreciated!
You could simply ask, with a smile "Mee moi mai?" which basically asks "have you got pubic hair."
Uncle Volodya
06-25-10, 01:12
What do you guys think would be a decent tip for the standard 2 girl session?
Rubberyman
06-25-10, 10:28
You could simply ask, with a smile "Mee moi mai?" which basically asks "have you got pubic hair."
And listen for Meee Khaaa = yes I have (Big smile now), and Mai Meee Khaaa = No I don't have.
Rubberyman
06-25-10, 10:39
Staying for the first time in the Queen Victoria Inn in Soi 6.
They have some new rooms on the third floor. 900B per night. Room squeaky clean new and well appointed. Aircon, tea, coffee, free water bottles, cable tv with a variety of languages. English has Fox, BBC, Aljazeera, Bloomberg, AsiaNetwork, Australia tv Q, some sport, some movies and a cartoon channel. Plus one German, some russian, Italian.
Balcony overlooks the action in Soi 6 - some entertainment value there.
The noise factor is low-ish, I am a heavy sleeper, so zero problems for me. A really light sleeper would hear stuff.
It has stairs to the third floor which are made for dainty feet. So on the way down, you will have to take care on the stairs if drunk.
Other than that, it is not large and luxurious, but it is very comfortable, new and tastefully appointed and good value for money...not to mention a mere stagger from having your other, ahem, needs, met. :)
Basically if you were just here for a few days wanting to eat drink screw relax and repeat all above, it is ideal. Short Baht bus ride from walking street, or fifteen minutes brisk walk.
And listen for Meee Khaaa = yes I have (Big smile now), and Mai Meee Khaaa = No I don't have.Thanks a lot. So its gona be like this:
- Mee moi mai?
- Meee Khaaa.
- Pom ruk koon! Goldenam boom-boom
Go to super baby gogo. Most of the girls are unshaven and you can see there pussies.Many thanks for all the advices so far. Do the girs from Superbaby and Supergirl go with farangs? I red somwhere these bars are Japenesse/Corean oriented only.
background
a couple of weeks ago i revealed myself as a chump in that i was taken by a gogo girl for a few thousand baht. i had been with her several times, the sex was awesome, and i was just enjoying it a great deal. so i was rather unprepared to let her go, and she took advantage of this. you can read the report here:
1029542
i got variable responses to this report. some thought it was a great read, others thought i was an idiot, and others thought it was too touchy feely. i appreciate all the responses i got, positive and negative. actually, those who didn't like it can get on their knees and suck my two danglys, because here comes another one.
anyway, this was my last weekend in pattaya before i return to the states, and i wanted to make it count. and so it is that i bring to you this tale of a two night sex marathon of unparalleled proportions.
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the set up
sting is famous for many reasons. obviously, he lead the police for many years, and he championed the preservation and restoration of rain forests around the world. but he is also famous for his tantric sex. i'm not sure where the rumors come from, but he is said to have sex for hours on end without ejaculating, and gaining both pleasure and spirituality from such experiences. well, on friday and saturday nights, your kumbu unknowingly and unwittingly channeled sting in his tantric, sexual role.
monday night
sms: tilak, why you no call me? i miss you, i want see you. when you come pattaya?
tuesday night:
tilaaaaaak. me solly. me know no take care you last time. you come pattaya see me, i plomise, me take care you. plomise.
wednesday night:
tiiiiilaaaaak. me missing you welly much. you come pattaya, i take care you long time, no pomplem. me missing you, want to see you.
so i relented and called her on wed night. we talked for a while, she apologized, and i was rather stand-offish. she knew i had been a good deal – i sucked her pussy for ever and paid her the same as someone who fucks her 3 times. there is no comparison. she needed to make good with me, and here she was with her tail between her legs.
so to cut it short, we agree that she will take super good care of me, and the cost of said care will be the normal short time pay: bar fine + 1500baht. but i will go long time. so that is the special deal she promised me. furthermore, she said the magic words: when you come to see me, i plomise, you can do *anything* to me. fred flintstone? scooby doo? naah, captain picard: engage!
pre-girlie activities
so i take the bus down to pattaya on friday evening ready for an all nighter. i had slept three hours the night before, and four the night before that, so i was running on fumes at that point. triple americanos were going through me like water, as i popped them by the hour. because of this physical fatigue, the spirit is definitely strong, but the flesh may be unwilling. and in such cases, what does one do? well, i packed a fresh batch of levitra – two pills of 20mg split into four each. so eight shots of boner magic.
i arrive in pattaya at 9pm, and this time i stayed at the dusit d2, not the shithole that is the nova platinum. i will post something on the pattaya hotels thread at some point about these two hotels, but there really is no comparison: the dusit wins hands down.
i get into the room and decide to watch some world cup. i don't even know who was playing because i dozed off and the next thing i know my phone is ringing and it is 12:30am. it is her, she is worried i might not show, and she has already turned down three bar fines tonight. i scramble out of bed, assure her that i am on my way, and pop into the shower.
dressed to kill, i saunter out across second road and find a place on one of those sois which has a real espresso machine on display. guzzle my triple shots, and baht bus it down to ws. it had rained earlier and so everything was wet and humid. i walked through the crowd, trying to avoid bumping into some smelly, unwashed bum who might rub their stink onto me, and at the same time trying to avoid the myriad drips from drains and sewer pipes that fall onto the street. i finally got to the club, and as i walked in, on stage, is my girl.
at the club
it happens to be the time for the sexy show, and she is a star player in it. there is a stool on stage, and she is standing next to the stool, leaned over backward over the stool. her back is bent at an impossible angle such that her head is almost on the ground behind her, with the stool propping her up. and there is a dike of a woman sucking the hell out of her pussy. wait a minute, i have to share the pussy with the dike tonight? hell no.
as i walk in, i am ushered to a seat, and my girl magically opens her eyes. she is in the middle of a show, having her pussy eaten out in front of a hundred people, and her eyes opened and looked in my direction. damn. she smiles a little, and then closes her eyes again, continuing with the show.
afterwards, after the applause ended and she got off stage, she runs (literally) over to me and plants a kiss on my cheek. she's a little drunk, i can tell, and that's good, since she opens up when she's maw. she tells me to wait while she showers. i watch the other girls dancing, and they are all looking at me. they see a huge wallet sitting in the back waiting to be broken down by one of their competitors, and they are all thinking the same thing: why didn't budhha give this man to me? why am i not lucky?
that may sound conceited, but that's not the intention. the reality is many of these girls see the world as run by luck, a substance dispensed by the great buddha. if they do not get said substance, they assume it is something they have done which caused luck to be withheld from them. and that makes them both miserable and content at the same time. miserable because they wish they could do better so as to change their luck, but content in that it explains their lack of customers – it is this luck issue, not their attitude or beauty.
so 10 minutes later my girl arrives wearing a frilly white blouse with red love hearts on it which goes down to just beneath her ass, and short, short shorts beneath that. she had a push-up bra on which revealed the more-than-ample cleavage she has, and she was showing off her legs tonight, knowing full well that this is what gets my motor running.
so we walk out, and she asks me where i want to go. i say 'up to you', testing her, and she passed beautifully. her response was 'let's go hotel, i take care you.'
we walk over to a car park on second road where she keeps her car, and we drive over to the dusit. she's hungry so we walk over to mcdonald's for some crap to eat. damn, it's been a while since i ate that shit and i had forgotten just how cardboardy everything is there.
pre-sex hotel
we get back into the hotel and we talk for a while. she wants to take this opportunity to explain her behavior before. she told me various things, not worth repeating, but it all kind of made sense, from her perspective. so we made up, and she kept telling me that she wants to take care of me.
this was code for make-up sex. and we all know from george costanza, that there are fewer better things in life than make-up sex.
i offer her a drink, which she accepts (a bacardi breezer of some sort), and i drink some water. we talk about her daughter. now this is the girl who always leaves her customers at 3am, no matter what, so she can get home and prepare breakfast for her daughter. turns out that in preparation for my visit, she arranged for her daughter to go to her home city with her sister, so my girl pronounces to me with great pomp and fanfare: “today, i spend all-night-all-day with you.” this was a big deal for her, and i could very easily tell – she was positively giddy at the prospect. and she said “all-night-all-day” as a single word, as if it was a technical term of her trade. she claimed to have never done this before, and she was excited to see what it was like.
i was a little wary. this was getting a little personal, and i wanted to keep it purely sexual. so i told her that she could (and should) go home to do her regular stuff at some point, and she agreed. but she was totally stoked to be doing an all nighter. that was a very good sign.
so we shower, and as we shower, she is looking fabulous. i just marvel at the architecture of her ass – it is round, large, very shapely, and perfectly proportioned. furthermore, the crack extends fully from top to bottom – many girls, especially asian girls, have cracks that don't do far up enough; they sort of end in the middle of the ass and that leaves a far less satisfying visual scene. not this girl – hers is a full ass. in fact, i was chuckling at something i noticed earlier in the evening as we were walking over to mcdonald's: she has a very ungainly gait – she kind of stumbles along, looking very inelegant, and i was trying to figure out why. the first thing i noticed was that she walked with her toes pointing inward. furthermore, he knees also pointed inward as she walked, and i slowly realized that this is because of the fullness of her ass. her ass cheeks are so large, they push together with such pressure, that it forces her to walk with her knees pointed inward. you know it's a big ass when it forces you to walk in such an odd way.
furthermore, her boobs are unusually large for a girl her size. it is definitely not a boob job – there is absolutely nothing fake about these boobs – they are pure womanhood. so basically the picture i am painting for you is a girl with a small frame, very large boobs, a tiny little waist, a big, round ass, and fabulous, sexy legs. is that not what we all yearn for? well, maybe not, but it is the definition of physical beauty for me.
showered, dried, lying on the bed together, we continue our talking. slowly she starts to rub my chest, my legs, and then she starts to play with my nipples. i reciprocate, partly because i had the opportunity to play with her boobs and partly as a way to stop her from rubbing my overly sensitive nipples. before i can move my face to the breasts, she stops me, pulls back, and looks me directly in the eyes. she takes both her hands and places the palms on her collarbones and slowly runs them down the length of her body: over her breasts, down across her tight stomach, over the well-plucked pussy, across her tender thighs, all the way down to the knees, and as she does this she says “tonight....you....can...do...anything.”
fuck.
me.
and so it begins...
so i go for the breasts first. her breasts are remarkable things, i must say. they are pout, stout, firm, large, protruding, and her nipples are a remarkable shade of pink. i sucked and played so much i was getting positively intoxicated by the thought of my luck tonight. thank you buddha. i then moved to her belly, and she was patient as i spent a little too long exploring the details of her midsection. tonight i can do anything, and this is what i wanted to do.
i then by-passed her pussy, giving it a small kiss on the way down to her legs. i kissed those legs from top to bottom, front and back, spending some time on her feet and toes. during the shower i had fastidiously cleaned her feet in anticipation of this moment. so i got to her feet and i kissed around her ankles a little, and then moved to her toes. she was totally blown away when i popped the second toe into my mouth and started to suck it. i expected her to scream from chakachee, but she just gasped and wriggled. i did the same to the big toe, and then sped through the rest of the toes. i kissed my way back up the other side of the leg, and then did the other leg, spending similar time on the toes. all together, the leg/foot action must have lasted a good 12-15 minutes. that's a ridiculous amount of time, but there you go. tonight i can do anything, and this is what i wanted to do.
upon completing my second leg, i worked my way up the inside of her leg and began some daty. the daty was excellent, just like previous times. she is so supremely clean and fresh it is unreal. and she does not use any vaginal douche, so i am not sure how she does it. but every single time i have been down there, it has smelled and tasted spectacular. this time, like previous times, she was open to rimming, and so i did some of that (although not too much – i was saving that for later). she eventually orgasmed, and pulled away with whimpers of 'siao'. ok, so we lay there for a while, she then went to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) and shower, and returned with an enormous grin on her face. she jumped into bad and flung her hands around me saying 'kop khun kaa.' my pleasure...oh, wait, no, your pleasure.
orgasm #2 – for her
little kumbu was rock hard throughout, and he remained solid even when she was showering. truth be told, i did play with him a little while she was showering, just to keep him on his game. so when she got back and the lovey-dovey thank yous were over, i turned around and showed her our towering hero. she giggled and asked if he was lonely. so she goes down on little kumbu, bare back. her technique was not superb, and she was clearly bothered by the pre-cum that i give out (i do a lot of that, and so i understand a woman's reluctance to spend too much time down there). but she gave it a valiant shot, and i recognized her efforts.
so after a while of this, i pull her up and grab a condom. my trojans were finished, so i had some local thing, which was all lubricated, and so i got that crap on my hands, which did not please big kumbu one bit. but anyway, she splits her legs and little kumbu dives right in. missionary for around 7 minutes, and to my surprise, she starts to orgasm. i was not expecting it so soon, as i had yet to turn on the mac-daddy kumbu vibe. but there you go. the orgasm was soft and sensual, not really a full-on screamer. but she smiled and crinkled her nose in embarrassment.
an unusual occurrence
i kissed her nose and giggled with her, and as we giggled our lips somehow slipped together. and what followed was the most almighty dfk session i have ever had. i make no bones about the fact that i typically don't care for dfk. i find it is too intimate for me, and i will never seek it out. if it is offered, i see that as a great sign that the girl is eager to please, but i don't really care for it myself. but in this case, it was like a volcano had erupted within this girl and it was all coming out tonight. the kissing was sensual, deep, and totally uninhibited. i have never been kissed like this, ever, even by someone who totally loved me – it was the most open expression of emotion i have ever been subject to, and to tell you the truth, after the awesomeness of it had worn off, i was getting worried. was this girl trying to bond with me? that ain't cool. but i didn't let that stop the dfk – it went on for a good ten minutes.
mind you, i was still inside her – the wriggling and squirming as we kissed was actually really good, although i never tried to pump at all, as it was too soon after her orgasm.
the kissing ended, and she jumped up and went to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) again. damn, this girl has a bladder like one of the many ping pong balls she grabs every night. when she got back, she crept into the bed very sheepishly, embarrassed by her double orgasmic affair thus far. she offered me a massage, and i turned around and showed her engorged little kumbu again. i said 'unless you want to massage this, i'm not interested in massage.'
she says, “ok, now time for you to cum. then we rest, and then we go again. i want you to cum four times today, daay mai?” i said “mai daay. cannot cum four times. can come one time, maybe two.” and she said “no tilak, today, you come four times.” and i said “ok, let's try for that.”
so she gets onto all fours, grabs a pillow, buries her face in the pillow and props her ass up for me to look at. i love it when they spontaneously do that. it's like they are so in tuned with me and my needs. that sounds like a line from oprah, but men have needs to, right? yes, doggie style sex – that's what men need!
orgasm #3 – still for her
instead of cramming little kumbu into her pussy, i was just overtaken by the desire to lick her ass once more. as i said in my previous post, it is an awesomely amazing asshole she has. it's weird, you don't usually think of assholes as things of beauty, but this really is. it is perfectly shaped, perfectly symmetrical, perfectly colored, and smells and tastes fabulous. if there is shit in this girl, i have yet to detect it.
so with her on all fours, i plunge in. i wrote a really long version of what happened here, but upon re-reading this report, i am cutting it out. turns out that one pussy-sucking write-up is pretty much like any other pussy-sucking write up, even if this one was one of the more memorable ones. if anyone really wants to read it, pm me and i will send it along. for now, i skip right to the part where she orgasms once again from the cunnilingus, before i even get inside of her.
she starts to buck and gyrate with a little force, and i know the end is near. a line from a band of horses song runs through my head:
the end's not near...it's here.
halleluja, spread the cheer.
and watch the millenarians
throw a party for a thousand years.
and so it was that she came for the third time. as she did so, her thighs compressed, i felt a series of rapid contraction/releases in her asshole, and she then pulled away and shoved my head away like a used piece of toilet paper. it's cool, i'm used to being treated that way. i grab her around the hips, my face in one of her butt cheeks, and we sit there recovering for a few moments. she starts yattering in thai, and i think it was a scolding of some sort. somehow i had violated protocol by making her cum a third time when it was supposed to be my turn. she was now seriously down on the count – how is she to make me cum three times without her cumming at all? i looked at her with calm indifference and said 'shut up tilak.'
suck it
i got up and stood before her, little kumbu protruding perfectly horizontally in her direction. i looked down at her and then caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. funny, what i noticed in the mirror was not how engorged little kumbu was, or her sexy as as she crouched there looking at me. no, i noticed just how unsightly chest hair can be. chest hair on me, not her, just in case you were wondering. anyway, i banished that thought from my head, turned my attention back to the matter at hand, and i pointed rudely down at him. the message was clear: suck.
and suck she did. once again, it was belabored and uninspired, but i was enjoying watching her ass in the mirror wiggle as she tried to get good angles on little kumbu. so we went for a while, and i felt the orgasm begin to well up in the base of my scrotum. i wondered whether i should cream this little thai potato, or whether that might sour things here a little. hmm, what is the plan?
the rise of the tantra
i then considered my options. if i ejaculate here, then we are pretty much done for the night. that would not be bad, as i was pretty damned tired at this point, and could use some sleep. we could always pick it up tomorrow, as she will be staying with me for a couple of days. on the other, i sensed there was a lot of energy left in the girl, so it would kind of be a waste of potential to drop my load now. so i pulled back.
she was confused, so i said i wanted to fuck her. i used the word 'fuck', which i usually don't do, and her eyes opened wide. she knew i was serious, so she reached over, grabbed a condom and helped stick it onto me. she flips around onto all fours and proffers her backside (not anal, just doggie). i decide against this, and flip her back over onto her back and enter her with her legs spread wide, almost into a splits. this is where i had the first of my tantric experiences. up until now, i had been fucking and being sucked for a good long time – it was well more than an hour of low-level stimulation. little kumbu had been on the front lines of this battle the whole time, and i was very proud of the little guy. but now it got interesting.
so i began to rhythmically penetrate her, in and out, slow, repeated thrusts, and she was getting more and more worked up. but in my head, i entered a zone of my own. i was no longer in tune with her. i figured i had pleased her four times already (or was it three? i was not in an arithmetic state), it was time to focus on little kumbu. and what i really wanted was to have a slow, measured build up, followed by a little toying with the point of orgasm (i.e., getting up to that line, then pulling back a little, then teasing it a little more, until eventually letting go). so i closed my eyes and just focused on what was happening inside of me.
i slowly felt the pleasure rise within me, and as it did, i slowed my thrusting. she was urging me on, sensing that something was afoot, but i ignored her. i slowed my thrusting until i almost stopped, letting the orgasm dissipate. i then picked up again, slowly increasing the pace, with the commensurate gain in pleasure. and she began to pull harder on my shoulders and thrust her hips at me a little harder too. but once again, as i approached the line of no return, i pulled back and slowed my pace. but this time, a slowing of the pace didn't quite do it, so i had to completely stop all thrusting. this is a little awkward, so i tried to mask what i was doing by kissing her gently. she interpreted this as an expression of emotion, whereas it was really a totally self-serving act of slowing things down so i don't orgasm.
once my balls had stopped fizzing, i stopped the kissing and picked up the fucking again. and once again as the pleasure approached, i slowed my speed, much to her chagrin. this time, stopping entirely wasn't quite enough to dissipate the orgasm – i felt ridiculously sensitive and close to orgasming, so i gently pulled out entirely. she gasped in disappointment at this – i sensed she was tired and she wanted to go to sleep. but i was feeling a little intoxicated with sex and a bit selfish at this point, so too bad honey.
i nudged her onto her side and entered her from behind. by this time little kumbu had gained some control back and i was able to thrust normally now. and as i increased my pace i felt a sharp tightening of her ass (just like when i had my thumb on her asshole), and she gave out a long 'aaaaaaawwwwwww.' and she pulled away from me. umm, i'm still working here!
she whimpers about sorry, and then says that when she cums, she needs to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) afterwards (i'm the same way, i know many others are too), so she scampers off to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134). i then hear the shower go on, and so i knew i had a few minutes to ponder the night.
as i lay there looking up at the ceiling, i was feeling supremely satisfied. i had not actually ejaculated, but i was feeling like i had had three or four orgasms already. they were not ejaculatory orgasms, but they were superbly pleasurable – the ones where you go right up to the edge and then pull back. little kumbu was very happy, although i must say i was feeling a certain tightness in my balls. but as i thought these things, i slowly fell asleep, and i guess when she came back, she saw this and slipped into bed with me. so we slept that night without little kumbu blowing his wad, and i must say that i was actually very pleased.
the next report is on the ridiculous tantric sex that continued the next day and night. i tell you, i may have permanently damaged myself.
Brassballs
06-25-10, 15:54
[QUOTE=Kumbu]Background
A couple of weeks ago I revealed myself as a chump in that I was taken by a gogo girl for a few thousand baht. I had been with her several times, the sex was awesome, and I was just enjoying it a great deal. So I was rather unprepared to let her go, and she took advantage of this. You can read the report here:
Member #4351
06-25-10, 16:53
And everyone thinks that a degree in English Literature is useless.....
Another excellent report, can´t wait to read the continuation.
kumbu - your tales would make good content in some of the magazines. Just collect them together and have them published as "Adventures in Southeast Asia" (or whatever you would choose to title it)
My tales tend to be in the "Roman short stories" category... "Caeser, squeeze'er, pump'er, dump'er" ;)
Many thanks for all the advices so far. Do the girs from Superbaby and Supergirl go with farangs? I red somwhere these bars are Japenesse/Corean oriented only.I'm Danish and never had a problem bf form either of these bars and I come here A LOT.
They do have many Asian costumers but never been a problem for me. Like most places feel the vipe, behave and enjoy your self.
Many thanks for all the advices so far. Do the girs from Superbaby and Supergirl go with farangs? I red somwhere these bars are Japenesse/Corean oriented only.Superbaby feels like its all Japanese, but I am a farang and have taken lots of these cute girls. They tend to be a little passionless, at least with me. Supergirls is better. Have had many really great nights with girls from there. I like the sponge bath jacuzzi, where you can see exactly what you are getting and can interact a little to get a feeling for personality.
Superbaby
Supergirls
Do both of these places require that you pay everything (barfine + fee for girl) up front?
Tipping at Devil's Den
What do you guys think would be a decent tip for the standard 2 girl session?I would tip something like:
200 each for average service
300 each for good service
500 each for EXCELLENT service
I would also tip them the same amount even if one was a better performer (the face thing) and have exact change ready.
SunLover
Member #4698
06-26-10, 19:41
Superbaby feels like its all Japanese, but I am a farang and have taken lots of these cute girls. They tend to be a little passionless, at least with me. Supergirls is better. Have had many really great nights with girls from there. I like the sponge bath jacuzzi, where you can see exactly what you are getting and can interact a little to get a feeling for personality.
Based on my own experiences in both places, I have to agree that Supergirls is much better. The difference between the two bars is like night and day. Supergirls is a much better run place because the manager is always there and always stays on top of things. A lot of the girls are very attractive and I have had some pretty nice take out from here.
For some reason or other I have had the opposite experience at Superbaby. One night around 10pm, I went there, bought a beer, and noticed after around 15 minutes that none of the Go Go girls would give me eye contact. I had not seen any girl I was really attracted to, but WTF? I was more astonished than insulted by this odd behavior. In fact, in all my 20 years of travel and fooling around, the only other place where I experienced such foolishness was in Macau at the Lisboa Racetrack. After all, I'm a sexy American man (ha ha ha), clean shaven, well dressed, sober and carrying a large wallet.
I decided to investigate this queer phenomenon further, so I called a pretty waitress over. Actually the waitress was better looking than most of the dancers on stage. I told the waitress to ask one of the dancers if she would come over to my table and have a drink with me. I made this offer purely for research purposes. I had no interest at this point in barfining any of the girls, except maybe the cute waitress. I watched as the waitress forwarded my invitation to the Go Go girl and I saw the look of astonishment on the waitress’s face as the dancer refused my offer. When waitress started to insist that the dancer comply with my request, I interceded and told the waitress to let it go. The waitress apologized to me for the other girl’s rudeness and I thanked her for her effort. I finished my beer and gave a nice tip to my waitress as I left. I then walked over to What's Up and had a great time with a wonderful little girl named Tip.
I am looking forward to going back to Supergirls, Heaven's Above, Baccara, and my personal favorite Pattaya Go Go: What's Up on my next trip. My advice to the forum is to go to these establishments first, be treated right and have a great time before you give Superbaby a try. Next time I am in Pattaya, I will probably check out Superbaby myself just to see if this anti western attitude still prevails. By the way, last time I was in Supergirl in March 2010, I barfined a beautiful girl named Sa. She was a real doll and showed me a great time. Looks - 8*, Attitude - 7*, Service - 7*, and overall ambiance of the bar 8*.
Do both of these places require that you pay everything (barfine + fee for girl) up front?I have heard about this before, but have never been asked to pay up front myself (except for bf) neither have my friends.
But they do run a tight ship and prefer to have fixed prices set by the bar. So this might not be the cheapest agogo for a first time visit if you are use to negotiate for lower prices.
Because of the different setup from most other agogos – less hassle/interaction - I think many people tend to bf a little to quickly. Be sure to have a drink and a talk with the girl before deciding if bf to make sure you will have a good time.
Enjoy the beautiful girls in these places.
Asian Fetish
06-27-10, 05:55
I would tip something like:
200 each for average service
300 each for good service
500 each for EXCELLENT service
I would also tip them the same amount even if one was a better performer (the face thing) and have exact change ready.
SunLoverI don't wish to offend anyone or seem rude, but can we all agree to keep tipping where it belongs such as the USA and nowhere else. The whole world is being ruined by this phenonema. I know some people wish to express their appreciation for good service, but how about just a "thankyou".
Think about it, do you tip the counter staff at a fast food place.
How about the bus driver who may take you too and from work everyday? How about the check out staff at a grocery store who quickly price and bag your goods with a smile?
When you go to a service station to buy fuel do you tip the smiling operator who wish's you a "good day" after you've handed over your money?
The list goes on and on and the majority of us would say 'no' to what I've mentioned.
So why tip a girl for a service that she is there to provide?, after all they are selling themselves as a whole and not just their pussy. Ok, she may provide an excellent service compared to others and good on her for doing so. She no doubt would become very popular and busy with repeat clientel, which is why she provides a great service and why others are left on the shelf. (dance floor) where ever it may be.
Once this phenonema starts and continues it'll build up enough steam that it won't slow down and would be expected everywhere you go and see and I'll hate to see a fantastic place like Thailand(especially Pattaya) become reliant and demanding of this.
Based on my own experiences in both places, I have to agree that Supergirls is much better. The difference between the two bars is like night and day. Supergirls is a much better run place because the manager is always there and always stays on top of things. A lot of the girls are very attractive and I have had some pretty nice take out from here.I agree 100%. Superbaby is not as good as Super Girl. I can also confirm the upfront pay situation. They do indeed ask you to pay up front, but this depends on whether you are a first time customer, and also what you look like. I was told by a girl in no uncertain terms that customers suspected of being of certain nationalities are asked to pay up front, and others are not. This is because men of certain nationalities have earned themselves (and their fellow nationals) a bad name. I don't remember all the ethnicities, but some of them were: Italian, Turkish, Arab, Indian, German, African (of any sort). As you can see, it isn't a white thing (Germans are in this category too), it's based purely on the experience of having some girls be ripped off once in the room.
I looked like one (or all) of these ethnicities, and was asked to pay up front, to which I balked and walked out. This was six months ago, by the way.
Is there any place where ISG members are going to watch England v Germany?
So why tip a girl for a service that she is there to provide?
Let's face it, the service we're talking about here is not the run of the mill service. A fantastic experience with one of the ladies you refer to can make the difference between an average or mediocre memory of the place in question and a mind-blowing experience that makes us want to return again and again.
The amount of the tip falls into the category of petty cash for the average monger but makes a significant difference to a girl who's really poor.
I will unashamedly tip for superb service. And, conversely, if the service is awful, I won't give a penny extra.
Let's not all be cheap Charlies. Great / exceptional service deserves to be rewarded over the minimum that's expected.
I agree 100%. Superbaby is not as good as Super Girl. I can also confirm the upfront pay situation. They do indeed ask you to pay up front, but this depends on whether you are a first time customer, and also what you look like. I was told by a girl in no uncertain terms that customers suspected of being of certain nationalities are asked to pay up front, and others are not. This is because men of certain nationalities have earned themselves (and their fellow nationals) a bad name. I don't remember all the ethnicities, but some of them were: Italian, Turkish, Arab, Indian, German, African (of any sort). As you can see, it isn't a white thing (Germans are in this category too), it's based purely on the experience of having some girls be ripped off once in the room.
I looked like one (or all) of these ethnicities, and was asked to pay up front, to which I balked and walked out. This was six months ago, by the way.I am just curious.
The amount of the tip falls into the category of petty cash for the average monger but makes a significant difference to a girl who's really poor.
Working girls POOR? Bollocks!
Some fuck 2/3 times day at 1500bt+!
Very many earn 50/60,000+ a month, but waste most of it on drugs, gambling and their no good boyfriends. Not the Punters problem. They offer sex for a set price and that is what they should get! A tip is only justified if they are coerced into providing something over and above what was initially agreed (eg bareback, anal etc)
I don't wish to offend anyone or seem rude, but can we all agree to keep tipping where it belongs such as the USA and nowhere else. The whole world is being ruined by this phenomena. I know some people wish to express their appreciation for good service, but how about just a "thankyou".
Think about it, do you tip the counter staff at a fast food place.
How about the bus driver who may take you too and from work everyday? How about the check out staff at a grocery store who quickly price and bag your goods with a smile?
When you go to a service station to buy fuel do you tip the smiling operator who wish's you a "good day" after you've handed over your money?
The list goes on and on and the majority of us would say 'no' to what I've mentioned.
So why tip a girl for a service that she is there to provide?, after all they are selling themselves as a whole and not just their pussy. Ok, she may provide an excellent service compared to others and good on her for doing so. She no doubt would become very popular and busy with repeat clientel, which is why she provides a great service and why others are left on the shelf. (dance floor) where ever it may be.
Once this phenonema starts and continues it'll build up enough steam that it won't slow down and would be expected everywhere you go and see and I'll hate to see a fantastic place like Thailand(especially Pattaya) become reliant and demanding of this.
Asian Fetish
Have to disagree with you on this issue.
There in no comparison between counter staff, a bus driver or service station attendant and a working girl that has her nose an inch or two from your asshole, getting pummeled by your thrusts, her face plastered by sperm and any of the multiple combination's of perversities.
Sex is a very intimate act involving much more personal service. If a provider can do all of the above with a good attitude and smile she is a Godsend.
Although I am the 1st to negotiate the lowest price for services I find a small tip works wonders for current and future service.
For good service I always offer a small tip. Usually I leave the tip visible from the start of the session so she knows she will be rewarded for her efforts.
I find for repeat sessions or where there are multiple girls in the salon this works wonders for future service. Word gets around and the small investment pays of quite well.
I have NEVER tipped for poor service and have thrown a partially dressed girl out the door in subzero weather in middle of winter in Moscow for shitty service
In most cases the girls are poorly paid and truly need the money.
IMHO. EVERYONE deserves to be paid for good work.
Bad service no tip; get the fuck out of my room.
Do you think it's their wish to be subjected to your desires?
A few baht, rubles, yuan really means little.
Making them feel good about the encounter is a good thing that helps all mongers. IMHO
In 38 years of mongering I have found this works quite well for me.
Just my .02 cents, baht, rubles, yuan ect...
Guido88
Asian Fetish
06-28-10, 04:31
[QUOTE=Bumholes1]Working girls POOR? Bollocks!
Some fuck 2/3 times day at 1500bt+!
Very many earn 50/60, 000+ a month,
Thanks, bumholes1, that's what I'm talking about.
Girl's that offer more services do actually charge more for it. It's not as if when you coerced her into giving anal that she doesn't normally provide the service. It's just that when you negotiate the low price for her you simply forget to mention that you want anal. Do this first, if the answer is no, then just move along to the next girl, nothing gained and nothing lost. I personally would hate to have in bed a hot, young, willing partner for the night that suddenly say's no to anal, cause I'm an assman and that's the service I want. And those who provide it will benifit from my business and those that don't, will not!
I liken the girl's to icecream parlors(I'm an icecream man aswell), one would offer just vanilla, which is fine if you're a straight vanilla person. Obviously this place would have very little patronage and hence earn less money.
Next door though is another parlor which offers a variety of flavours and sprinkles for alittle extra.
But across the street you notice a parlor that offers full range of flavours, sprinkles plus chocolate dip, at an extra cost of course. (where I would be probably day and night).
So even if I've paid extra for having the 'lot', (well let's say pay more than you would from just having straight vanilla). Should I also tip them for offering it aswell?
And ofcourse I have to mention the one next to this one which offers as above but always has a chocolate flake sticking out of it. (well, each to their own, I personally don't).
Lemon Tree
06-28-10, 06:03
Guido 88,
I agree with you 100 %. Exactly my opinion.
Lemon Tree
Working girls POOR? Bollocks!
Some fuck 2/3 times day at 1500bt+!
Very many earn 50/60,000+ a month, but waste most of it on drugs, gambling and their no good boyfriends. Not the Punters problem. They offer sex for a set price and that is what they should get! A tip is only justified if they are coerced into providing something over and above what was initially agreed (eg bareback, anal etc)
I do agree with Guido88, sex is an intimate act in between two people. But when we r going to purchase, what happens than? It’s a complete business relation in between seller and buyer. U has to pay as what u get; even it’s a tips. From my experience it doesn’t mean we r unable to get any intimate experience. We both sides r human being and some times we can get some intimate act also; when we r able to prepare a nice chemistry in between us. I do believe that even like a professional we can create a good chemistry to have a satisfied service from the lender.
It’s not that every time I’ve get all I want, sometime I’v failed. The providers are for money and they will try to catch as much as they can; it’s very straight they earn a lot. It never derives that we will not pay for what we have get.
A question for all those with Pattaya experience. Will be in Pattaya during the second week of July. Would like to meet office girls (secretaries etc.).
Are these girls approachable and where do they hang out?
this is the continuation of the mega sex marathon i had last friday-sunday with a pretty little thing in pattaya. we had sexed it up for several hours, and i fell asleep without cumming. strange, but true.
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i awoke the next morning to the feel of ripe rump in my hand. she was still asleep, on her side, facing away from me, and my hand had found its way to her backside. i opened my eyes and saw that both my hands were squeezing her backside, one cheek a piece. and she was fast asleep. hmm, i wonder what else i did to her while she was asleep?
little kumbu was standing to attention, and not feeling any different from normal – he was up and ready, no pain, no difficulty, although there was an uneasy tension in the base of my balls. but once again, i felt the need to put my tongue where it does not belong. i'm not sure what has happened over the last month or so, but i used to have a very severe aversion to daty, to say nothing about rimming. in fact, for many years of my mongering career, daty was a strict no-no, on hygienic grounds. see, for example, this post from 2005, where i express my horror at being forced to do daty on a girl in berlin.
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but here i am sticking the tongue where the sun don't shine and not thinking twice about it. but really, it is only with this girl that that has happened, so let's blame her beautiful asshole, shall we?
so i slip down and start to tongue her asshole. i imagined it would taste pretty horrible since she has been asleep for several hours. who knows what happens down there when one sleeps, right? but no, it was super clean and fresh. i just don't get how she stays so fresh. whatever it is, i like it. i work her asshole and she awakens. rather than complaining or protesting, she smiles and says 'aroi may?' of course it is aroi, and you know it darling. to avoid unnecessary repetition, the rimming moved into daty and we went to her first cum of the day. she then jumped up to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134), and she returned with a super big smile on her face thanking me for a good wake-up call. we joked about how hotels should offer that service as a wake up call: instead of them calling you at 6am, they should send someone along to suck your pussy or dick until you are wide awake.
she said she was still sensitive, so we had three options: hand job, bbbj, or we wait until she is ready. i thought about it, and the wait option seemed the best. hj i can do myself, and bbbj ain't my thing, especially when the technique is so deficient. so we decided to order breakfast at the hotel.
she had her bacon and eggs, i had my toast and coffee, and afterwards we watched a little tv, her propping her head against my shoulder. it was a sweet little cuddle. but her left breast kept brushing against the outside of my hand, and little kumbu was stirring again. so one thing led to another, and i was sucking her breasts before i knew it. i got under the sheets while she watched tv, and i didn't really care if she was enjoying what i was doing – i just wanted some breast meat. so i sucked for a long, long time, until she finally decided it was time. she reached over for the condoms, but they were out of reach – on the table a good 5 meters away. i said to her 'forget condoms, i will just suck these for the next 10 minutes.' she objected, saying she wants boom-boom, but i lingered at her breasts for a while. she misinterpreted this as me suggesting that if she really wants boom-boom, we should do it bare back. so she eventually says to me something like 'if you really want, we do boom-boom without condom. but i never do, not since i was with my husband.'
well, i'm not sure i believe that. i mean, maybe, but maybe not. but whatever the case, there is no way in hell that i am going bb. i know some guys on this board seek such a 'service' out, but i find it abhorrent. it seems like one of the stupidest things one could do, and why? is it the sense of intimacy that one gets? or the sexual sensitivity? or the thrill of challenging all those viruses and winning (maybe)? whatever the case, i was not going near the bb. so i told her no, got up and grabbed a condom. i stuck it on, and because i was already standing, i just went to the sink and washed the damned lubricant off my hands.
when i returned to the bed, she took my breath away. the bed in the dusit is interesting – it is in the middle of the room, a stand-alone bed, not backed up against the wall. the headboard is a large, bulky leather-covered piece with smooth curves. it is quite comfortable actually. what she had done was laid down on the bed on her back, face up, with her head right up against the headboard. so her head was at the base of the headboard, her back propped up against the headboard, and her legs draped backwards over her. so when i came back, what i saw was her pussy and ass sticking up over the headboard.
so i clambered onto the top of the headboard like tarzan, squatted down and wiggled little kumbu into her pussy. as i did this, i caught a glimpse of myself in the full-wall mirror, and it was delightfully pornographic. it looked like something out of a rocco does bangkok movie, or something of that sort. so i started to fuck her in this most odd of positions, and she was rubbing her tits and groaning. her eyes were closed, and she was just enjoying it mightily.
i was enjoying it somewhat less. i mean, visually it was spectacular (i wish i had a video camera with me!), but it was physically very hard to do. standing on a headboard is precarious to say the least. one slip up and my parents would see the picture of where and how their perverted son broke his neck, lying there with broken neck, hand on crotch, with a stupid grin on his face. furthermore, in order to fuck, i needed to squat up and down, using my legs the whole time. now, i consider myself fit, but given the total lack of conditioning over the last month, and the lack of sleep over the last 48 hours in particular, i was not in my best shape. so i was tiring quickly.
after several minutes of laboring in this great position, i felt i must change, and so reluctantly i succumbed to my physical frailty. note to self: do more squats in the gym. i stepped down onto the bed and she considerately shifted her pussy over with me. she shifted her position so she was lying on her side, and she indicated she wants me to enter her from behind. so i lay down and in went little kumbu. once again, as i was pumping, for whatever reason, i began to question whether i wanted to end it here. as the urge built within me, i considered the time. it must have been late morning by that time, and i was wondering what the rest of the day held for us. could i afford to let her cum without me cumming again? could i hold it any longer? i think i had done pretty well – i we had been screwing for nearly 12 hours at this point, with a short 3-hour nap (i think) in between. but other than that, little kumbu had been soldiering on without so much as a whimper, and he had not cum even once.
so i decided it was time, and this was a good position for me. i slowed my rhythm, and focused on the pleasure of pushing in and out. i grabbed her voluminous ass cheeks, knowing that would get me over the top, and as expected, little kumbu began the inevitable descent into insanity. as this happened, i noticed that her shoulders and back were taught and strained. her back was arching, and it looked great. i placed my right palm on her shoulders and washed across the upper back, running my palm across her soft, undulating skin. my left hand was busy squeezing her ass cheeks, with the thumb gently pressing into her asshole. i thought about her asshole, i thought about her shoulders and back, i thought about her ass cheeks, and the orgasm approached. i had one final decision to make: do i go over the edge or do i pull back like i had so many times over the last 12 hours? no, it was time to go for it. and so i did three more gentle but purposeful pumps and as i did so, the most intense of orgasms followed. neurochemicals poured into my system, my eyes closed, i felt the loss of conscious thought, and my head snapped back in pleasure. i spasmed for a good 30 seconds – that's how long and intense the orgasm was. it was like nothing i have ever felt before – the most perfect and memorable orgasm of my life. i believe it was the prolonging of orgasm that caused such an intense orgasm. furthermore, my ejaculate, which had been meager to say the least over the last two weeks, was full and voluminous. i suspect this is also a product of the prolonged sexual activity. so tantric sex has many benefits, if one can pull it off. i don't think this is an everyday thing for me, but once in a while, it seems like a good idea.
turns out she was also in the midst of an orgasms, just slightly delayed relative to mine, and so once i had finished my orgasm, she was clutching at my hips urging me to pump just a few more time. i indulged her, and she orgasmed for the umpteenth time.
as we lay there, trying to regain our breathing, i suddenly felt a superb affection for the girl. not many working girls in pattaya will do this for you – have such a long, never ending session of variable sex. most of the girls will urge you to finish so they can be on their way. this girl seemed to be genuinely interested in pleasing me, and she was enjoying herself too. i like that. i like her. uh-oh.
This girl seemed to be genuinely interested in pleasing me, and she was enjoying herself too. I like that. I like her. Uh-oh.Kumbu,
Please do yourself and anyone else who reads this thread a big favour, get your head out of your ass and admit to yourself that all you are is a paying customer who spent way above market to get better sex!
This attitude makes us sick to our stomachs as we have read about it in this thread an uncountable number of times ad nauseum!
Let me repeat. You are not special to her. Repeat, you are not special to her and, perhaps just easier of a mark and she holds you in lower esteem because she can read your attraction for her and how pathetic and futile it is!
Sum total. You are just another pathetically desperate monger who gets "smitten" by great paid sex with a thai sp!
Then, in the unnatural progression of things, voluntarily, and with eyes wide open, become addicted to the great sex which, somehow, transcends into an emotional attachment!
Do yourself and all of us a favour by going home and stop writing these self-indulgent, penthouse forumesq reports and face your life for what it really is!
You are just another john, no more, no less!
Working girls POOR? Bollocks!
Some fuck 2/3 times day at 1500bt+!
Very many earn 50/60,000+ a month, but waste most of it on drugs, gambling and their no good boyfriends. Not the Punters problem. They offer sex for a set price and that is what they should get! A tip is only justified if they are coerced into providing something over and above what was initially agreed (eg bareback, anal etc)
Yes, lots of these girls make good money for Thai standards.
In my experience, tips only work well if the girl is somewhat new to the trade. Reward her for good service and she usually learns that providing good service will lead to more money. On the flip side, tipping a hardcore seasoned pro has no effect from my experience. They are so entrenched in their "whroeness" and their minds are so fogged up from being fucked 200 + times, that they will forget about the tip and the john in a few hours(unless you tip 1000+).
All these girls have shelf-lives, and if you get them early in the game, tips can help build a good incentive relationship.
Member #4698
06-28-10, 17:06
Although I am the 1st to negotiate the lowest price for services I find a small tip works wonders for current and future service.
For good service I always offer a small tip. Usually I leave the tip visible from the start of the session so she knows she will be rewarded for her efforts.
I find for repeat sessions or where there are multiple girls in the salon this works wonders for future service. Word gets around and the small investment pays of quite well.
I have NEVER tipped for poor service and have thrown a partially dressed girl out the door in subzero weather in middle of winter in Moscow for shitty service
IMHO. EVERYONE deserves to be paid for good work.
Bad service no tip; get the fuck out of my room.
Do you think it's their wish to be subjected to your desires?
A few baht, rubles, yuan really means little.
Making them feel good about the encounter is a good thing that helps all mongers. IMHO
In 38 years of mongering I have found this works quite well for me.
Just my .02 cents, baht, rubles, yuan ect...Guido88
I agree with G88, although I know that not everyone holds with this philosophy. In general, I tip if the girl has made me happy. If she has made me happy, then I want to make her happy. It’s called being nice to one another. It is just that simple. And since the tip is usually not much more than the price of a cheeseburger and fries back home, I do not see what the big deal is. However, I will never tip a girl if she has not made me happy. The question for me is how much should one tip the girl? I start with 10% as my base line. Here are a few examples:
Example #1: I have just been with a Baccara Go Go girl. She is very pretty and smells good. She gave me lots of wet kisses, soapy shower action, BBBJ and I shagged her passionately for 40 minutes. The vibe throughout was very good. I would give her a 200bt to 500bt tip depending on how much I enjoyed sex with her.
Example #2: I just did all of the above with an equally fine hostess girl from a 104st bar in PNH and we did it 2 or 3 times. Her price is $20 - $25 last time I checked. I have tipped girls like her $10 (which is a 50% tip). And note, the next time I went to that bar, I was greeted like I was Brad Pitt.
Example #3: I am with a very pretty Pattaya Walking Street Go Go girl who will not kiss, does not want to take a shower with me, gives me a covered BJ and the sex is so so. I don't tip this girl.
Example #4: I am with a soi 26 massage girl in BKK. She is pretty and gives me a soapy shower, a BBBJ and good sex, but she will not do me a 2nd time even though I still have time left. I do not tip her.
There are hundreds of various situations that arise, but it is a simple philosophy to follow. If you are satisfied, then leave the girl a tip. If you are not satisfied, then forgetaboutit.
One more thing: I like these girls. I choose carefully and my success ratio is pretty good. When I fuck them, I like to fantasize that I am making love to them. Hell, I am making love to them, even though my love lasts only until I cum. But that is why I like to tip the good girls. If some of you guys don’t see it this way, that’s cool with me.
LittleBigMan
06-28-10, 17:07
Asian Fetish,
Man you got me rolling around in my boxer reading your stuff!
First lets get back to the basics here! your remarks was based on Sunlover2 response to a question regarding tipping at Devils Den! This is not your ordinary place to pick up girls like Beer Bar, go go's or Beach Road.
It's all relative but using comparisons like " bus driver, service station operators, fast food, then Ice cream, vanilla, chocolate " whether you should tip them or not maybe a better destination is Water World?
The equation of what the girls make per month per year has no relationship to a particular girl whether one should tip or not. Do we ask what she makes and if she respond I made 50,000 per month and just rock your world you don't tip her? Come on let be realistic here?
Aside from Devils Den tipping, we are talking about a few bahts here not like you agree to service of 500 baht and you tip her 500, aren't we talking 100 or 200 baht? The service at D.D. runs you around 3500/3800 so the scale Sunlover2, provided isn't out of line if the monger wants to tip. Meanwhile we are reading too much into this and assuming behind close door what might have been coerced or not?
Think? am I wrong? I see daily Farangs having drinks at Beer Bars Go Go's, etc... and they leave a tip maybe 20 baht. Was that beer that cold, brought in a certain way that deserves the tip? But I see a tip 9 out of 10 times! Even at Swensen Ice Cream, whether it is Vanilla or Chocolate I see Farangs leave tips, what that Ice Cream so different than at home that a tip was left? I see it daily by each Farangs.
So what is the big deal if someone decides to leave a small tip because they got something " they felt " was above and beyond what they agree on? Were talking about pussy here, pussy that we just spent a Thousand USD, and hours on a Flight to get here not Ice Cream! Now would you tip if you ate that pussy and was surprise that Ice Cream did come out? I would!
Plus, all the examples mentioned they are on hourly wages not basically Freelancers. So it's your choice, if they ask, like they say " up to you " why get into all these crazy example to justify not to!
Amjek, tipping isn't only for the young and new, it works the opposite too, the fat, the old, even the harden old bags that got nothing to give and only sits for hours and days without a customer. One day bang, someone comes along they pick them and to each their own their world is rock! A few kind works like job will done or give a tip for charity whatever? Put aside all the reasons why not! just like overpaying for something a few people isn't going to change the world! But a small tip to most I believe no matter how many times they have been dicked they are still human and not ice cream!
Enjoy everyone, no matter how many times we have been screwed in life remember when you get that Sabai feeling and completion give the poor women a tip!
Just a small tip from LBM
remember when you get that Sabai feeling and completion give the poor women a tip!
Give a tip for any reason other than the fact that they are poor. Feeling pity for these people shows how weak you are, and Thais disrespect weakness.
Thais are some of the most spoiled people I've come across in SE Asia. A lot of this has to do with people basically handing out money for nothing in return (not just for p4p).
I advocate tipping for good service. Maybe 100-200 baht max. None of this 500-1000 baht stuff.
Example #3: I am with a very pretty Pattaya Walking Street Go Go girl who will not kiss, does not want to take a shower with me, gives me a covered BJ and the sex is so so. I don't tip this girl.
And how much did pay for this sterile experience? I've never had a girl in Pattaya suggest a cbj. I've only had girls who refused bj outright. Wow, Pattaya must be changing!
Mr Enternational
06-28-10, 21:10
What about Black American? I am just curious. You don't usually find us in the agogos as we prefer the discos.
Mr Enternational
06-28-10, 21:24
I don't wish to offend anyone or seem rude, but can we all agree to keep tipping where it belongs such as the USA and nowhere else. The whole world is being ruined by this phenonema. I know some people wish to express their appreciation for good service, but how about just a "thankyou".
Once this phenonema starts and continues it'll build up enough steam that it won't slow down and would be expected everywhere you go and see and I'll hate to see a fantastic place like Thailand(especially Pattaya) become reliant and demanding of this.I agree with you on this AF. Last month I was having dinner in Amman, Jordan. The bill came which included a service charge. I charged it to my room. When it was time to sign the slip there was a space for a tip as well. What the fuck?
The tourist restaurants in the Dominican Republic are like this as well. You will see a price on the menu, but if you look on the back of the menu you will see that a mandatory tax and a service charge are not included in the price. Should I still pay extra after this?
I always use the "When in Rome" rule. I ask or observe a local to find out how things are done. If I look around and don't see Thais leaving a tip, then guess what? If I am ever unsure about things I don't hesitate to ask the people working the hotel desk.
A tip for doing a good job? Well aren't they supposed to do a good job in the first place so that you will return and give then business again. You should not have to pay them extra for something they should already be expected to do. The tips that I have been giving out lately consist of mini chocolate bars. I buy a bag or two of them before I travel and give them out to such people as working girls, hotel staff, airport staff, even people who just happen to be next to me. It is something that those people appreciate and always remember me for. When I come up they usually remember my name and are happy to see me. When you pass out money you are just another Joe.
I always use the "When in Rome" rule. I ask or observe a local to find out how things are done.
Thais do tip working girls, but they don't go overboard like westerners because they aren't as sex starved. Also, Thais don't take their sex workers out in public and spoil them with gifts.
Member #4698
06-28-10, 22:23
And how much did pay for this sterile experience? I've never had a girl in Pattaya suggest a cbj. I've only had girls who refused bj outright. Wow, Pattaya must be changing!
It was the only princess starfish experience of the trip. What a disappointment considering how really hot the girl looked. I met her in Iron Club. I bought her a drink and she seemed to be into it (me and the deed), but things got chilly very quickly once we got back to my hotel room. I did not throw her out after she refused a BBBJ, because I still wanted to tap her pretty little pussy. We shagged for at least 40 minutes, but I would rate the session only 4.5* out of 10*. It was easily the worst lay of my entire 45 day trip through HKG, Macau, BKK and Pat. The damage was 600bt or 700bt barfine and 1000bt for ST. No tip.
All told, I spent 11 days in Pattaya on this trip. I had happy times at Devil’s Den, What’s Up (my favorite), Heaven’s Above, Super Girls, Baccara, and Silver Star (on soi 7 or soi 8, I forget). So you can see I barely experienced the tip of the iceberg. Prior to this 2010 trip, I was last in Pattaya in 2002. Everything changes, but I think Pattaya is still Pattaya, the sex capital of the modern world.
Mr Enternational
06-28-10, 22:37
It was the only princess starfish experience of the trip. What a disappointment considering how really hot the girl looked. I met her in Iron Club. I bought her a drink and she seemed to be into it (me and the deed), but things got chilly very quickly once we got back to my hotel room. I did not throw her out after she refused a BBBJ, because I still wanted to tap her pretty little pussy. We shagged for at least 40 minutes, but I would rate the session only 4.5* out of 10*. It was easily the worst lay of my entire 45 day trip through HKG, Macau, BKK and Pat. The damage was 600bt or 700bt barfine and 1000bt for ST. No tip.Thanks for taking one for the team and showing that higher price and better looks does not equal better service.
...But a small tip to most I believe no matter how many times they have been dicked they are still human and not ice cream!
Enjoy everyone, no matter how many times we have been screwed in life remember when you get that Sabai feeling and completion give the poor women a tip!
Just a small tip from LBM
Spoken like a real gentleman and a guy who ought to know ...
Thanks for the excellent advice, LBM.
Regards,
Daddy
Crazy4Thai
06-29-10, 03:13
Kumbu,
Do yourself and all of us a favour by going home and stop writing these self-indulgent, penthouse forumesq reports and face your life for what it really is!
You are just another john, no more, no less!
Well actually he's a bit more in that he can write a pretty entertaining acc't of the adventure. Even though some comments are a bit harsh, more than once I thought Kumbu doesn't really understand what he's involved in.
LittleBigMan
06-29-10, 04:29
Give a tip for any reason other than the fact that they are poor. Feeling pity for these people shows how weak you are, and Thais disrespect weakness.
Thais are some of the most spoiled people I've come across in SE Asia. A lot of this has to do with people basically handing out money for nothing in return (not just for p4p).
I advocate tipping for good service. Maybe 100-200 baht max. None of this 500-1000 baht stuff.
Amjeck,
Personally I have been f--k over more than most in Thailand, and I agree with your statement regarding Thai's being spoiled, we should add in Selfish too! But I'm not going to lower myself and paint everyone with a broad brush as to being weak and whether they respect me or not again I couldn't give a flying f--k again as to what some ignorant person thinks about what I'm doing I try to walk through life doing what is right in my heart and those Thai's that think am weak can go on suffering through life when their leaders fight between themselves (Red and Yellow) thinking about how to keep their own people oppressed. I'm not the one working in the hot sun, or pushing a cart around for hours to make 300 baht a day etc.. I'm f--king the shit out of their women so they can think what they like.
Like your own quote, I also advocate tipping for good service and make no mistake we are talking about pussy right? not Ice Cream, being poor etc... has no bearing on the topic so why is everyone using comparisons unrelated to pussy, and where did I advocate tipping 500/1000. Like you, I go down to Soi 6, and look for the best bang for my buck! When it comes to pussy, I agree on the service but if I cum away with more than I expect " good service " like you I give a "small" tip not 500/1000 baht. Although I look like a Monk I don't tip on the bases if they are poor or not I'm just concern about the pussy!
LBM
I don't usually defend myself against such attacks, as defense against this is futile. But...
Do yourself and all of us a favour by going home and stop writing these self-indulgent, penthouse forumesq reports and face your life for what it really is!...This attitude makes us sick to our stomachs as we have read about it in this thread an uncountable number of times ad nauseum!No one is forcing you to read anything. Don't like it, don't read it.
Let me repeat. You are not special to her. Repeat, you are not special to her and, perhaps just easier of a mark and she holds you in lower esteem because she can read your attraction for her and how pathetic and futile it is!...
Sum total. You are just another pathetically desperate monger who gets "smitten" by great paid sex with a thai sp!...
You are just another john, no more, no less!Fair enough, I have no argument with this - it's an opinion and you are entitled to it. But rather than telling me to shut the fuck up, perhaps you should respond to my reports in a cogent, reasonable manner and correct my errors so that others don't make the same mistakes. Isn't that one of the purposes of this board? Telling me to shut the fuck up isn't necessarily the smartest course of action.
Even though some comments are a bit harsh, more than once I thought Kumbu doesn't really understand what he's involved in.Once again, I have no argument here. I may very well have a skewed perspective on this and all other things in life, but that's me. And I am sure there are others in the world like me, so you gentlemen should comment on this skewed perspective and try to correct it. I am almost done with my reports, so you should all breath a sigh of relief that your eyes will no longer be held open while you are forced to read these long reports. I'm *almost* done...
DownTowner
06-29-10, 05:00
I don't usually defend myself against such attacks, as defense against this is futile. But...
No one is forcing you to read anything. Don't like it, don't read it.
I am sure there are others in the world like me, so you gentlemen should comment on this skewed perspective and try to correct it.
I am just like You Kimbu and your stories are to be a road map for my trip in December.
I am almost done with my reports, so you should all breath a sigh of relief that your eyes will no longer be held open while you are forced to read these long reports. I'm *almost* done...
A sad day for me , not being able to read and reread your reports. As for your critics " for a forum about getting laid, it seem some of us on this thread needs to get laid
Redfield10
06-29-10, 05:51
Kumbu,
I've enjoyed your posts immensely. They are informative, funny, personal, and well-written. I would think I speak for well more than the majority on here. If not, oh well.
I think you have an ability to articulate what many of us think and feel or at least can relate to and it personalizes the reports and, for me, that's why I especially like them.
I find myself almost rolling on the floor at times, too. Thanks again for sharing and feel free to keep it up!
Red
I don't usually defend myself against such attacks, as defense against this is futile. But.
No one is forcing you to read anything. Don't like it, don't read it.
Fair enough, I have no argument with this. It's an opinion and you are entitled to it. But rather than telling me to shut the fuck up, perhaps you should respond to my reports in a cogent, reasonable manner and correct my errors so that others don't make the same mistakes. Isn't that one of the purposes of this board? Telling me to shut the fuck up isn't necessarily the smartest course of action.
Once again, I have no argument here. I may very well have a skewed perspective on this and all other things in life, but that's me. And I am sure there are others in the world like me, so you gentlemen should comment on this skewed perspective and try to correct it. I am almost done with my reports, so you should all breath a sigh of relief that your eyes will no longer be held open while you are forced to read these long reports. I'm *almost* done.
Ira Johnson
06-29-10, 06:34
Lexb;
With all due respect, I feel it is not the best choice for you to speak for others. In this forum, you have seen many people praise Kumbu's reports. I am a huge fan, and yes, I like Penthouse Forum. The difference is I believe Kumbu's adventures happened.
Each person has his own tastes. For example, I like shaved girls but there are some in my home forum over in China that would use my preference to start a vigorous discussion, even going so far as to use the word 'mutilation.' However, these discussions do not devolve into personal attacks.
I do not speak for others. However, I would much rather enjoy a debate of opinions here than outright attacks and claims that you represent the majority.
Either you are arrogant beyond belief or you are a troll. Either way, I hope you will reconsider the way you attack this man.
Ira
Kumbu,
Please do yourself and anyone else who reads this thread a big favour, get your head out of your ass and admit to yourself that all you are is a paying customer who spent way above market to get better sex!
This attitude makes us sick to our stomachs as we have read about it in this thread an uncountable number of times ad nauseum!
Let me repeat. You are not special to her. Repeat, you are not special to her and, perhaps just easier of a mark and she holds you in lower esteem because she can read your attraction for her and how pathetic and futile it is!
Sum total. You are just another pathetically desperate monger who gets "smitten" by great paid sex with a thai sp!
Then, in the unnatural progression of things, voluntarily, and with eyes wide open, become addicted to the great sex which, somehow, transcends into an emotional attachment!
Do yourself and all of us a favour by going home and stop writing these self-indulgent, penthouse forumesq reports and face your life for what it really is!
You are just another john, no more, no less!
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