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Jimmy Boy 99
04-25-14, 23:39
When I was in Pattaya two or three years ago, there were three Sabai soapies near each other (Sabai Dee, Sabai Room, and another one whose name I don't recall). Are Sabai Room and the other one no longer there or are they now called Honey 1 and Honey 2?
Mr Enternational
04-26-14, 05:28
When I was in Pattaya two or three years ago, there were three Sabai soapies near each other (Sabai Dee, Sabai Room, and another one whose name I don't recall). Are Sabai Room and the other one no longer there or are they now called Honey 1 and Honey 2?They are all still there. The Honeys are off Soi Buakhow.
Western787
04-26-14, 08:02
"Furthermore she told me that tonight I was the fourth person who had asked to bar-fine her. It illustrates that some of the top girls in these bars make enough money through lady-drinks they don't need to spread their legs.[/QUOTE]
aka Coyotes
Sir Lancelot
04-26-14, 11:29
They are all still there. The Honeys are off Soi Buakhow.Only one of them is, Honey 1 (located on Soi 11, a road that stretches between Soi Buakhao and 2nd Road). Honey 2 is some distance up 2nd Road near Sabai Dee.
When I was in Pattaya two or three years ago, there were three Sabai soapies near each other (Sabai Dee, Sabai Room, and another one whose name I don't recall). Are Sabai Room and the other one no longer there or are they now called Honey 1 and Honey 2?The Honey's are new massage parlours. My favourite is Honey 2 (located near Sabai Dee) as it's the cheapest and has some of the best girls. Probably 7pm is the best time to go. Any later and big tour groups start arriving. The girls are in two price brackets. 1800 and 2200 baht. Some of the 1800 baht girls are as pretty as girls who cost more elsewhere. Honey 1 near Soi Buakhao is a bit more expensive (surprisingly given its location and more modest building) but they have some very pretty girls. The prices here are 2000 and 2500. Sabai Dee probably has the biggest selection of girls but on my recent trip I'd rate it as 3rd place behind the Honey's. The girls cost 2000 and 2400 here. I'd recommend all three of these. One to avoid is Rasputin (tucked away near Soi 6) as the girls are much more expensive and soapies aren't on the menu (unlike those I've just mentioned). The cheapest girls are 2500 and are nowhere near as pretty the girls found in Honey 1, Honey 2 or Sabai Dee. The girls sit in different prices ranges going up to the 'models' at 4500, who are probably on par with girls half the price in the other massage parlours.
Ps. Did you go to the three Sabai soapies? If not, Sabai Dee is a very big massage parlour near Soi 1 (opposite the Big C shopping centre). On the opposite side of the road to Sabai Dee is Sabai Room which is still there but a much smaller building. I've never stepped foot inside but I've been told that it has a smaller selection of girls. Possibly worth a visit though, especially given it's proximity to Sabai Dee and Honey 2? The 3rd Sabai massage parlour is a mystery. I read about it another website but I think the writer possibly confused the side entrance to Sabai Dee as another massage parlour? I took this entrance last year and walked straight in to Sabai Dee and saw a girl I'd fucked the day before!
They are all still there. The Honeys are off Soi Buakhow.While looking for Honey Massage 2 yesterday I found that since November of 2012 it is now located where SabiLand used to be on 2nd Road at the corner of Beach Road Soi 3. It's been completely renovated and reopened. So SabiLand is no more.
Honey 1 is located on Soi 11 (opposite Mike's shopping mall) between 2nd Road and Soi Buakhao
Jimmy Boy 99
04-26-14, 12:11
Daddy07 and Mr Eternational.
Thanks
Kim Wheather
04-26-14, 22:35
The Iranian guy who owes the 10D Cinema on Walking Street is a very desperate guy and that's why he can make some damage to your ear.
I walked on Walking Street today (around 2:45 a.m.) A man who walked just 10 meters before me would not get the flyer from the Iranian guy who owes the 10D Cinema. The man who walked 10 meters before me made a very clear gesture, that he was not interested in that flyer (the Iranian guy who owes the 10D Cinema on Walking Street want to give away). The Iranian guy who owes the 10D Cinema on Walking Street was insisting. And all the time, the man who walked 10 meters before me made very clear gesture that he was not interested.
The man who didn't want to take flyer walked peacefully without making anything wrong. No provocation at all. The Iranian guy follows that man about 25 seconds without saying anything. And suddenly the Iranian guy who owes the 10D Cinema shouts very loudly in the man's ear: "ASSHOLE!" in Iranian. (Well, that's why I mention the owner as Iranian, as I am also from Iran, and as I understand the Iranian word for "asshole", as a matter of a fact. And thanks to God, that it wasn't me, otherwise that Iranian guy who owes the 10D Cinema on Walking Street could get my beer bottle in the very middle of his skull ! Well, all right, I maybe be in a Thai prison some time, but the Iranian guy would get his lecture in this way any how. :)).
The guy which was attacked by that desperate Iranian guy who owes 10D Cinema, walked without making any fight, as he looked also a very peaceful man.
The moral is here: Be aware, my fellow mongerers, be aware around 10D Cinema on Walking Street. Because you can maybe be attacked by that Iranian guy who owes 10D Cinema on Walking Street.
Personally I will boycot that cinema, even I am fond of cinema. I don't think it's all right, some people be attacked (in this way) when they are not interested in the flyers some people want to give away. I am also ashamed to be Iranian, as one of my countrymen can find such a thing to do against a peaceful man.
What was the name of that cinema again?
Montecristo
04-27-14, 00:30
Don't forget this one :
http://www.ppbodymassage.com/
Rarely mentioned, few years ago I found there one of the most beautiful girls in soapy places, a 9. 5 and with a good atittude.
2. 500 Bahts (1. 800 for the other girls range)
Montecristo
The moral is here: Be aware, my fellow mongerers, be aware around 10D Cinema on Walking Street. Because you can maybe be attacked by that Iranian guy who owes 10D Cinema on Walking Street.Moral of the story: take the flyer and do what most people do with most of the flyers. Dispose of them in the nearest garbage can once you're out of sight. There are many people always passing out flyers, cards and coupons and the likes in Pattaya, especially on WS. Some of these people can be stupidly stupid, more so when biz is slow so if its a matter of taking the flyers and avoiding conflict, take the smart way out. Unless you're a tough guy, then you can give anyone the finger.
Hi.
Got stuck with one 1996 $100. 00 bill from my local Chase bank in New York.
Didn't realize it until I went to an exchange booth here in Pattaya exchanging multiple 100's.
The clerk return the old bill and pointed to the bill date.
Just wondering if anyone knows of a atm booth or bank in Pattaya that will accept old 100. 00 bills.
Thanks.
TC.
Mr Enternational
04-27-14, 06:59
Hi.
Got stuck with one 1996 $100. 00 bill from my local Chase bank in New York.
Didn't realize it until I went to an exchange booth here in Pattaya exchanging multiple 100's.
The clerk return the old bill and pointed to the bill date.
Just wondering if anyone knows of a atm booth or bank in Pattaya that will accept old 100. 00 bills.
Thanks.
TC.I don't think anyone in Thailand will take that. Years ago I tried to exchange one at the Nana Hotel in Bangkok and was turned away. My bank in the US got tired of me making a thing about having to have new bills whenever I made a big withdrawal to take overseas. They instructed me to call first so they can sort the new ones and have them ready when I get there.
Kim Wheather
04-27-14, 08:53
What was the name of that cinema again?
I guess it's name is 10D Cinema. It is located between Tony's and Mixx.
Moral of the story: take the flyer and do what most people do with most of the flyers. Dispose of them in the nearest garbage can once you're out of sight. There are many people always passing out flyers, cards and coupons and the likes in Pattaya, especially on WS. Some of these people can be stupidly stupid, more so when biz is slow so if its a matter of taking the flyers and avoiding conflict, take the smart way out. Unless you're a tough guy, then you can give anyone the finger.
Yes, you're right. If it is the way to avoid conflict, it is best to take those flyers and dispose them in the nearest garbage.
But it is not all right, that Iranian guy (who owes the cinema) follows a peaceful walking man about 20 seconds and shout in his ear under any circumstances (whether his business is slow or not). As I wrote before, the guy (who didn't take the flyer) didn't made anything provocative. He made a very clear gesture that he was not interested in flyer and continued to walk.
She rolled a condom on to my dick and then used MASSAGE OIL AS LUBE and slowly lowered herself on to me.Latex condoms and oil-based lubricants don't mix. The oil quickly attacks the latex to the point where the condom may break.
Scientific paper explaining this effect here:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2535978
"As little as sixty seconds' exposure of commercial latex condoms to mineral oil, a common component of hand lotions and other lubricants used during sexual intercourse, caused approximately 90% decrease in the strength of the condoms."
Condom FAQ here:
http://www.nakedtruth.idaho.gov/condom-dos-and-donts.aspx
"DON'T use oil-based products, like baby oil, cooking oil, hand lotion or petroleum jelly (like Vaseline) as lubricants with latex condoms. The oil quickly weakens latex and can cause condoms to break."
If you want to use use lube on a condom, used water-based stuff. Silicone-based personal lubricant works fine also. As evidenced by the trip report quoted above, some of the girls don't know that oil-based lube will damage a latex condom. But I'm sure they won't be amused if the condom breaks.
Bunky
The Iranian guy who owes the 10D Cinema on Walking Street is a very desperate guy and that's why he can make some damage to your ear.
Personally I will boycot that cinema, even I am fond of cinema. I don't think it's all right, some people be attacked (in this way) when they are not interested in the flyers some people want to give away. I am also ashamed to be Iranian, as one of my countrymen can find such a thing to do against a peaceful man.Wondering if the Iranian owns some cinema nearby. Not clear to me, LOL
cooking oilJust where are you meeting the girls where cooking oil is a nearby lubricant? At least you didn't mention motor oil.
Crocodilexp
04-27-14, 19:29
Got stuck with one 1996 $100. 00 bill from my local Chase bank in New York.
Just wondering if anyone knows of a atm booth or bank in Pattaya that will accept old 100. 00 bills.No idea about Pattaya, but in Bangkok I'd go to Super Rich near Big C Rachadamri.
Perhaps try an actual full bank branch. They tend to be more professional and less fussy than exchange booths (after all the 1996 bill is legal currency, if they can verify validity).
Single Axis
04-27-14, 19:42
Third time in Pattaya.
PM if you want to hang out.
Wondering if the Iranian owns some cinema nearby. Not clear to me, LOLThere's a cinema nearby called the 10D. Not sure who owns it though. :)
Third time in Pattaya.
PM if you want to hang out.I am in Pattaya now, and I'll be here until the 8th May. Happy to catch up with any fellow members over a beer, and have some 'adult' conversation.
And I have PM capability.
I'm afraid Sir Lancelot has raised the bar too high for my trip report, so I'll just add a few anecdotes:
I arrived a bit weary early Monday evening, but managed to quench my appetite with a quick visit to Soi 6. Went for a stroll along Beach Road and met a cute young thing opposite the police station. She said she usually hung out there. It was a bit too soon for a second round so I passed, but remembered her smiling face.
Next evening I met another cute girl in Soi 6 and I promised I would return and either buy her a drink or take her short time. Went off for a few beers and some food, and found myself strolling past the police station again, when I bumped into the girl from last night. We got chatting and I ended up happily buying her and her friend a drink from the local 7-11. I decided that she would be my friend for the night, or at least some of it. I then explained that I had promised this other girl a drink, but I would be back in 20 minutes, if she would like to go with me. At which point she got really angry, and told me I was just going for ST with the Soi 6 girl. I wish. There was nothing I could do with all my charm to calm her down, so I ended up walking off, and returning to Soi 6 girl (who was indeed very good).
So the BR girl missed the chance for a customer, because...? I don't get it. What did she have to lose by being slightly more gracious about the situation? There's Thai girls for you.
With Little flaming intentions, your nick says it all. Why one goes to Pattaya and then orders a room service from an escort agency. In Pattaya in 30 minutes you can audition quite a few girls, and at least you know in flesh what you take back to your room. And negotiate a decent price. Why call an agency to possibly get the same girl, without choosing her, or a totally different one (worst) at triple price?Just back from Pattaya, you don't need sevice escort agency to spend lot money, on my first day took me 10 mn to choose lovely girl from Beach road for 500bht sht, next day 1000bht all night.
TodayTomorrow
05-01-14, 16:45
I am in Pattaya now, and I'll be here until the 8th May. Happy to catch up with any fellow members over a beer, and have some 'adult' conversation.
And I have PM capability.I'm headed to Pattaya too. Will be there in the beginning of next week. Great feeling to start the final count-down. Fell free to PM me too, fellow members. Could be fun with a cool beer and some sharing of experiences during next week.
Its pleasure reading your reports Sir Lancelot. Very helpful for me for my first visit to Thailand.
Crazyy
So the BR girl missed the chance for a customer, because.? I don't get it. What did she have to lose by being slightly more gracious about the situation? There's Thai girls for you.Funnily enough I bumped into her again during a stroll along Beach Road, recognising her mainly through a big smile and infectious laugh. She was her friendly self again, and we agreed to go for a beer, conveniently near my hotel. She came back to my room, we didn't discuss money, had a nice time and she promptly snuggled down into bed, wrapping herself around me as I drifted off. She was still there in the morning, so we repeated. She offered to stay for the day but I politely declined as I had some things to do. I had in mind to tease her a little over money, so having mentally decided 1500. 2000 baht would be OK, I asked her how much she wanted. At first it was 'up to you' so I offered 100 baht with a laugh, and she then said 1500 baht. She deserved a tip so I gave her 1600 baht.
Edit: in the last hour I have received 2 very sweet, not pushy, texts from her. A real gem.
In 4 days I've had about 8 different girls. The two I picked up from Beach Road have been the most friendly, least hardened and provided the best GFEs. Probably my fault for spending a lot of time in Soi 6 where the girls are fun and the sex can be great, but a cuddle afterwards isn't usually high on the agenda.
Whereas 300 + 700 baht used to be the norm for Soi 6, I'm now mostly paying 300 + 1000 baht. On a couple of a occasions the girl was expecting 700 baht but I didn't have the change and frankly it would have been too crappy to ask her or the bar for change.
Its pleasure reading your reports Sir Lancelot. Very helpful for me for my first visit to Thailand.
CrazyyI have followed up a few of Sir Lancelot's recommendations, and at three bars the other girls have no knowledge of the girls he names. Don't know why, but often the girls don't know the other girls names. One girl told me explicitly that she didn't want to get to know them because generally bar girls couldn't be trusted. A bit ironic, I thought. Otherwise perhaps Sir Lancelot got confused over the bar names?
No criticism intended, and excellent reports, but just an indication that things change in Pattaya and it's hard to pin down reality!
Edit: just to reiterate, I am certainly not impugning Sir Lancelot's integrity, but I couldn't find Bell, Lily or Ao at the bars he names. Smoke and Kisses doesn't have a curtain before the bar, so my guess is that in a few cases some of the details are misremembered. No problem, I'm just saying! I did however spot Nico at Paradise massage, and the girl with the gap in her teeth as described!
I have followed up a few of Sir Lancelot's recommendations, and at three bars the other girls have no knowledge of the girls he names. Don't know why, but often the girls don't know the other girls names. One girl told me explicitly that she didn't want to get to know them because generally bar girls couldn't be trusted. A bit ironic, I thought. Otherwise perhaps Sir Lancelot got confused over the bar names?
No criticism intended, and excellent reports, but just an indication that things change in Pattaya and it's hard to pin down reality!
Edit: just to reiterate, I am certainly not impugning Sir Lancelot's integrity, but I couldn't find Bell, Lily or Ao at the bars he names. Smoke and Kisses doesn't have a curtain before the bar, so my guess is that in a few cases some of the details are misremembered. No problem, I'm just saying! I did however spot Nico at Paradise massage, and the girl with the gap in her teeth as described!A lot of times other bar girls won't know the names you quote because in Thailand there are no names like Bell and Lilly. Those are farang names used to make farangs feel comfortable. The other bar girls would know them by their Thai names.
I am still looking for a hottie I met three years ago name May. LOL
A lot of times other bar girls won't know the names you quote because in Thailand there are no names like Bell and Lilly. Those are farang names used to make farangs feel comfortable. The other bar girls would know them by their Thai names.Er, I don't think you are quite right.
My understanding, and fellow members more culturally aware please correct, is that all Thai people get a nickname shortly after birth. That name is usually a Thai word that reflects a specific feature eg one girl was very red as a baby, so was called 'Dang', another liked orange juice and was called 'Som', another looked like a shrimp and became 'Goong'. Those are Thai words and can be misheard or misspelt in English. So one girl yesterday said her name was Roo, but spelt it as 'Runt'. I explained that 'Roont' would be a better spelling, and from yesterday that is now her name. Other girls (and boys) are given Western names because they are seen by some as being nicer / better. And of course some girls change their nicknames because they want to for business purposes. Some with regularity. But my guess is that 'Bell' is a Thai word, and perhaps Lily too.
The other girls I have met this trip all have very definite Thai names, such as Oi, Nut, Jib, Jeab, Abon, Pat, Waew, Paeng. Abon was interesting because she has the word tattooed on her arm, but swears blind that her name is Apple, pointing to the tattoo. I can see that 'Abon' and 'Apple' are not too dissimilar. So is her name the farang word Apple, or is that just what we hear? Many times I have struggled to catch a girl's name. When she spells it out I get it, but often an odd pronunciation to Western ears.
And finally I very rarely hear girls address each other by their formal Thai names. I doubt whether they have been called by that since school, unless in front of authority such as the police or courts.
That's my understanding, but please correct.
Mr Enternational
05-04-14, 05:57
Er, I don't think you are right.
My understanding, and fellow members more culturally aware please correct, is that all Thai people get a nickname shortly after birth. That name is usually a Thai word that reflects a specific feature eg one girl was very red as a baby, so was called 'Dang', another liked orange juice and was called 'Som', another looked like a shrimp and became 'Goong'.Great explanation. But most of the Thai people I know have no idea why they have the particular nickname that they do. I think one of the only people I knew that actually knew why she had her nickname was a girl named Cartoon (She spelled it differently though.) She said when her mother was pregnant with her she would always wander the neighborhood looking for a neighbor's house where she could watch cartoons. But yeah, hardly anybody goes by their given name and if they do then it would not be the full name, but a shortened form. For instance, Pinnapang - Pinna, Piyanuch - Nuch. And lets not forget the ever popular Pat. There are at least 10 Pats on every corner - Pathitta, Patcharee, Pattra, etc. Tell had it backwards. None of a girl's friends would know her given name because they are all known by nicknames. Maybe the girl he is talking about translated her name for him in English, and her coworkers didn't know the English word, but I guarantee you that it is the same name in Thai as Mouse pointed out some examples of.
Great explanation. But most of the Thai people I know have no idea why they have the particular nickname that they do. I think one of the only people I knew that actually knew why she had her nickname was a girl named Cartoon (She spelled it differently though.) She said when her mother was pregnant with her she would always wander the neighborhood looking for a neighbor's house where she could watch cartoons. But yeah, hardly anybody goes by their given name and if they do then it would not be the full name, but a shortened form. For instance, Pinnapang - Pinna, Piyanuch - Nuch. And lets not forget the ever popular Pat. There are at least 10 Pats on every corner - Pathitta, Patcharee, Pattra, etc. Tell had it backwards. None of a girl's friends would know her given name because they are all known by nicknames. Maybe the girl he is talking about translated her name for him in English, and her coworkers didn't know the English word, but I guarantee you that it is the same name in Thai as Mouse pointed out some examples of.Thanks for the clarification and I'm sure it factual, but I have been told by working girls especially in Pattaya that they use names they think farangs. Some have more then one.
Really like Thailand so any insight into the culture is appreciated.
But for the record, in my Detroit neighborhood growing up, everyone had a nickname also. If you ask for them by there real name, nobody knew who you were talking about. Guess that's multicultural.
Thanks for the clarification and I'm sure it factual, but I have been told by working girls especially in Pattaya that they use names they think farangs. Some have more then one.For sure that happens. Given that the nicknames have no official status I think that sometimes when girls switch jobs they use it to move on from their past. And change their phone number at the same time.
Sir Lancelot
05-04-14, 16:55
Just to reiterate, I am certainly not impugning Sir Lancelot's integrity, but I couldn't find Bell, Lily or Ao at the bars he names. Smoke and Kisses doesn't have a curtain before the bar, so my guess is that in a few cases some of the details are misremembered. No problem, I'm just saying! I did however spot Nico at Paradise massage, and the girl with the gap in her teeth as described!I'm sorry you couldn't find them. I think there's a possibility I misheard Bell's name as the music was loud. It definitely began with a B though and was one syllable long. As for the others, I find Soi 6 quite a tricky environment to make notes on my phone. For gogo bars and massage parlours, it's easy. Before I enter I make notes, while I'm sat down I make notes and when I leave I make more notes. But in Soi 6 everything moves so quickly. I'll walk down the centre of the street and when I see a girls I like sat outside, I'll go in. Five minutes later I'll be upstairs fucking her! For one of the girls I fucked for example, I realised that I'd forgotten to note the name of the bar, so next time I was on Soi 6 a few days later I tried to work it out. Problem is, a lot of the bars look quite similar.
Dirt Diver22
05-04-14, 19:45
For sure that happens. Given that the nicknames have no official status I think that sometimes when girls switch jobs they use it to move on from their past. And change their phone number at the same time.What is the big deal with names. Think about strip clubs in the US. Do you really think her name is Destiny or Sparkle? Most of the girls I know in Pattya have difficult names and use nicknames. Sometimes more than one. I personally use different names in EU, South America, and Asia. Names that are easy to pronounce in that region. Also a change in bars is also common. My second trip there I was looking for this girl from Smok and Kisses and found her working at another bar 2 doors down.
Thanks Mouse1, I read the forum in detail to make myself more aware of things in Pattaya. I'm keeping an open mind but I certainly don't want to end up lost in translation when I am in Pattaya. You guys are really cool, keeping this forum alive and informative.
I have followed up a few of Sir Lancelot's recommendations, and at three bars the other girls have no knowledge of the girls he names. Don't know why, but often the girls don't know the other girls names. One girl told me explicitly that she didn't want to get to know them because generally bar girls couldn't be trusted. A bit ironic, I thought. Otherwise perhaps Sir Lancelot got confused over the bar names?
No criticism intended, and excellent reports, but just an indication that things change in Pattaya and it's hard to pin down reality!
Edit: just to reiterate, I am certainly not impugning Sir Lancelot's integrity, but I couldn't find Bell, Lily or Ao at the bars he names. Smoke and Kisses doesn't have a curtain before the bar, so my guess is that in a few cases some of the details are misremembered. No problem, I'm just saying! I did however spot Nico at Paradise massage, and the girl with the gap in her teeth as described!
Crazy4Thai
05-05-14, 04:41
As for names and sharing info, IME the ladies can be helpful and sometimes intentionally not helpful. I have a regular named Pat. We're in touch by SMS. I know when she's returning to work. Just making small talk with the other ladies there they say "Pat is finished, she no come back". As in "pick me and you'll forget all about Pat."
What is the big deal with names?Well, it's called intellectual curiosity, having an enquiring mind, an appreciation of different cultures, an interest in people...
What's your problem, Dirt Diver? With your two fascinating and helpful posts I'm not sure your allusions to US strip clubs are particularly interesting. Enjoy your time in this beautiful country, Dirt Diver.
Dirt Diver22? Is that your age? Don't tell me there are 21 more like you?
I'm sorry you couldn't find them. I think there's a possibility I misheard Bell's name as the music was loud. It definitely began with a B though and was one syllable long. As for the others, I find Soi 6 quite a tricky environment to make notes on my phone. For gogo bars and massage parlours, it's easy. Before I enter I make notes, while I'm sat down I make notes and when I leave I make more notes. But in Soi 6 everything moves so quickly. I'll walk down the centre of the street and when I see a girls I like sat outside, I'll go in. Five minutes later I'll be upstairs fucking her! For one of the girls I fucked for example, I realised that I'd forgotten to note the name of the bar, so next time I was on Soi 6 a few days later I tried to work it out. Problem is, a lot of the bars look quite similar.No worries. I did spot Biw yesterday. Recognised her from your photo. She didn't sound like your best experience though so I didn't follow through.
I asked after Bell at the bar you mentioned (Full Moon? I forget now). The mamasan indicated one girl, but her name was actually Paeng. Not too different when said quickly in Thai. And the mamasan kept saying 'yes, Bell, same same name'. I'm pretty sure from your description that it was a different girl though. Not a problem, just a bit of fun checking out others' recommendations.
On a related note, I met a girl a couple of days' ago who seemed to be making a guest appearance at Ruby Club. She clearly knew me, and was able to mention certain, er, anatomical facts about me. She kept saying something about Soi 12, which is not an address that rings a bell with me. I couldn't catch her name at all over the loud music, and I can't say I remember her. She had a stud through her cheek which would make her very memorable, and frankly not very appealing to me despite her other excellent attributes. Anyway, like I say, she clearly knew me.
Wolvenvacht
05-05-14, 07:05
Great explanation. But most of the Thai people I know have no idea why they have the particular nickname that they do. I think one of the only people I knew that actually knew why she had her nickname was a girl named Cartoon (She spelled it differently though.) She said when her mother was pregnant with her she would always wander the neighborhood looking for a neighbor's house where she could watch cartoons. But yeah, hardly anybody goes by their given name and if they do then it would not be the full name, but a shortened form. For instance, Pinnapang - Pinna, Piyanuch - Nuch. And lets not forget the ever popular Pat. There are at least 10 Pats on every corner - Pathitta, Patcharee, Pattra, etc. Tell had it backwards. None of a girl's friends would know her given name because they are all known by nicknames. Maybe the girl he is talking about translated her name for him in English, and her coworkers didn't know the English word, but I guarantee you that it is the same name in Thai as Mouse pointed out some examples of.My GF toldd me that the nicknames are given by the parents and you never use your *real* name (except for official documents and business and such) lest malevolent spirits would hear it and could use it to do all kinds of mischief to you. That kind of "nick name" is therefore not something that gets changed often, if ever at all.
But I think girls in The Game will use a separate nickname when on the job. Like our nom de guerre. ;) And they may change that when switching bars.
SirWilliam4
05-05-14, 15:58
Er, I don't think you are quite right.
My understanding, and fellow members more culturally aware please correct, is that all Thai people get a nickname shortly after birth. That name is usually a Thai word that reflects a specific feature eg one girl was very red as a baby, so was called 'Dang', another liked orange juice and was called 'Som', another looked like a shrimp and became 'Goong'. Those are Thai words and can be misheard or misspelt in English. So one girl yesterday said her name was Roo, but spelt it as 'Runt'. I explained that 'Roont' would be a better spelling, and from yesterday that is now her name. Other girls (and boys) are given Western names because they are seen by some as being nicer / better. And of course some girls change their nicknames because they want to for business purposes. Some with regularity. But my guess is that 'Bell' is a Thai word, and perhaps Lily too.
The other girls I have met this trip all have very definite Thai names, such as Oi, Nut, Jib, Jeab, Abon, Pat, Waew, Paeng. Abon was interesting because she has the word tattooed on her arm, but swears blind that her name is Apple, pointing to the tattoo. I can see that 'Abon' and 'Apple' are not too dissimilar. So is her name the farang word Apple, or is that just what we hear? Many times I have struggled to catch a girl's name. When she spells it out I get it, but often an odd pronunciation to Western ears.
And finally I very rarely hear girls address each other by their formal Thai names. I doubt whether they have been called by that since school, unless in front of authority such as the police or courts.
That's my understanding, but please correct.Thais tend to pronounce words ending with "L" as if it were an "N". Thus school becomes schoon. Bill becomes bin. Little becomes litten. Could explain the Apple / Apon confusion.
SW
Thais tend to pronounce words ending with "L" as if it were an "N". Thus school becomes schoon. Bill becomes bin. Little becomes litten. Could explain the Apple / Abon confusion.
SWYes. Similarly with 'p' and 'b' (and of course 'l' and 'r').
Wolvenvacht
05-07-14, 06:47
Yes. Similarly with 'p' and 'b' (and of course 'l' and 'r').Not similar at all. It is a different mechanism at work. Thai know perfectly the difference between 'l' and 'n'. There are many words in Thai that have a clear 'l' or 'n' sound. The poblem is that in the Thai language a word cannot end on an 'l' sound. So it gets substituted by 'n' automatically.
Many times on the Pattaya Forum members will discuss or inquire about various entertainment venues and there is often confusion about where they are located and what services are available.
I've been living here for more than six years now and still often have trouble remembering all my options and where to find them. So I've started compiling a catalogue of my favorite spots as well as other places I want to visit in the future. Pattaya is truly a playground full of options for mongers like us and there are entertainment spots to satisfy every taste.
I'm happy to share my first catalogue of Blowjob and Short time Bars with any ISG members who might be interested.
I'm also compiling catalogues of Go-Go bars, Soapies, Oilies, Restaurants and other service businesses to help me keep abreast of all the places I like to go. I call it Daddy07's Pattaya Playground and I'll be updating the information regularly, so if any of you have something to add please be sure to let me know. I'm always interested in knowing about new places to go and things to do in Pattaya.
To be sure any of you can find all of the same information on the internet but I've found that to be extremely time consuming and it's much more convenient to have all the info I want in one place.
In my Detroit neighborhood growing up, everyone had a nickname also. Guess that's multicultural.It sure is.
My given name is Winthrop Waverly Saltonsall-Plumridge.
But I picked up Bunky early in my boarding school days.
My understanding, and fellow members more culturally aware please correct, is that all Thai people get a nickname shortly after birth. That name is usually a Thai word that reflects a specific feature eg one girl was very red as a baby, so was called 'Dang', another liked orange juice and was called 'Som', another looked like a shrimp and became 'Goong'.I once met a SW on Beach Road called Stamp. Her father worked at the post office at the time she was born.
I felt sorry for her but it didn't seem to bother her though.
i'm happy to share my first catalogue of blowjob and short time bars with any isg members who might be interested.nice effort, thanks for taking the time. not a biggie but the price at [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) is 600b unless they went up in the past month or so.
Not similar at all. It is a different mechanism at work. Thai know perfectly the difference between 'l' and 'n'. There are many words in Thai that have a clear 'l' or 'n' sound. The poblem is that in the Thai language a word cannot end on an 'l' sound. So it gets substituted by 'n' automatically.Well, similar in terms of confusion for non Thai speakers then.
If anyone going out in Pattaya this weekend I might want to join. I don't know the best bars here so PM me please. I'm 37yo from Scandinavia.
nice effort, thanks for taking the time. not a biggie but the price at [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) is 600b unless they went up in the past month or so.thanks, rm. i'm sure you are correct about [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s. they must have lowered the price from 700 back to 600 again, where it was for several years, to attract more customers.
btw. i tried to post the whole catalog in one convenient file but its too big so i had to chop it up into 5 bits. if anyone wants it in one file just pm me with your email address and i'll send it to you.
Eric Swiss
05-09-14, 02:20
Hello all,
I posted quite a few lay reports on what to do in Bangkok in the afternoon in terms of oilies and soapies, and what to do in Pattaya in the evening in terms of go-go bars, but I would like to know what more experienced members recommend doing in Pattaya in the afternoon? Report will follow after I have tested.
Eric
Any buddy planning a trip for Pattaya / Bangkok last week Mat 2014? Any Indian?
Feeling bit nervous venturing solo in a foreign land.
My GF toldd me that the nicknames are given by the parents and you never use your *real* name (except for official documents and business and such) lest malevolent spirits would hear it and could use it to do all kinds of mischief to you. That kind of "nick name" is therefore not something that gets changed often, if ever at all.
But I think girls in The Game will use a separate nickname when on the job. Like our nom de guerre. And they may change that when switching bars.Additionally, you never compliment a baby on how beautiful it is. You must say something like "Oh, what an ugly baby!" or words to that effect, lest the baby be snatched away by evil spirits.
Of course, sometimes the kid IS ugly. :D
AssLover945
05-09-14, 18:07
Many times on the Pattaya Forum members will discuss or inquire about various entertainment venues and there is often confusion about where they are located and what services are available.
I've been living here for more than six years now and still often have trouble remembering all my options and where to find them. So I've started compiling a catalogue of my favorite spots as well as other places I want to visit in the future. Pattaya is truly a playground full of options for mongers like us and there are entertainment spots to satisfy every taste.
I'm happy to share my first catalogue of Blowjob and Short time Bars with any ISG members who might be interested.
I'm also compiling catalogues of Go-Go bars, Soapies, Oilies, Restaurants and other service businesses to help me keep abreast of all the places I like to go. I call it Daddy07's Pattaya Playground and I'll be updating the information regularly, so if any of you have something to add please be sure to let me know. I'm always interested in knowing about new places to go and things to do in Pattaya.
To be sure any of you can find all of the same information on the internet but I've found that to be extremely time consuming and it's much more convenient to have all the info I want in one place.Daddy that's a great social service you doing man! For people like me who are not very familiar with Pattaya, these reports come in handy!
LittleBigMan
05-10-14, 02:36
Additionally, you never compliment a baby on how beautiful it is. You must say something like "Oh, what an ugly baby!" or words to that effect, lest the baby be snatched away by evil spirits.
Of course, sometimes the kid IS ugly. .You watching too many Seinfeld series especially the ugly baby one?
Hello all,
I posted quite a few lay reports on what to do in Bangkok in the afternoon in terms of oilies and soapies, and what to do in Pattaya in the evening in terms of go-go bars, but I would like to know what more experienced members recommend doing in Pattaya in the afternoon? Report will follow after I have tested.
EricTry daytime bars Kinnaree or Heaven (more hit and miss) in Pratumnak or the gogo's on LK Metro or Tahitian queen on beach road.
Not the biggest fan or daytime gogo's because of limited nudity. But never a bad way to spend a few hours. For soapies I like Honey BM near Mikes shopping Mall.
I don't think anyone in Thailand will take that. Years ago I tried to exchange one at the Nana Hotel in Bangkok and was turned away. My bank in the US got tired of me making a thing about having to have new bills whenever I made a big withdrawal to take overseas. They instructed me to call first so they can sort the new ones and have them ready when I get there.Try taking it into the branch of a bank rather than a stall out front. I've ended up with them in the past and my Thai girlfriend seems to get them changed their (SCB in particular).
Eric Swiss
05-12-14, 03:04
Try daytime bars Kinnaree or Heaven (more hit and miss) in Pratumnak or the gogo's on LK Metro or Tahitian queen on beach road.
Not the biggest fan or daytime gogo's because of limited nudity. But never a bad way to spend a few hours. For soapies I like Honey BM near Mikes shopping Mall.Thank you, I shall give one of them a shot next time I go to Pattaya.
My catalog of Walking Street a-Go-Go bars is now available to any member who wants a copy.
A total of 58 Go-Go bars between the North entrance to Walking Street all the way South to the Bali hai pier are featured and reviewed in order, including clubs on all the side soi's inbetween. References to web sites with further information about each club is also provided. I add my own short review, both good and bad, of the clubs I've visited, but don't take my word for it. Just explore on your own, make up your mind and enjoy.
Next up will be Soi Buakhao and Central Pattaya a-Go-Go clubs.
Since the PDF file is too big to post on the forum, if you want the catalog, I invite you to PM me with your email address and I'll send you a copy as soon as possible.
Best Regards,
Daddy
Mr Enternational
05-13-14, 01:36
Try taking it into the branch of a bank rather than a stall out front. I've ended up with them in the past and my Thai girlfriend seems to get them changed their (SCB in particular).Thanks. I will do that soon. I went to Click (I find them to have the best rate. 32.45 yesterday) the other day and one of my $100 bills she would not change. It was 1996 series. She said they only change 1999 and up.
Bandasmartk
05-13-14, 11:17
Hi dear,
Thanks for your favor for mongers. Can you send me the detailed reports of Bangkok and Pattaya at my [Email address deleted by Admin]
Thanks
My catalog of Walking Street a-Go-Go bars is now available to any member who wants a copy.
A total of 58 Go-Go bars between the North entrance to Walking Street all the way South to the Bali hai pier are featured and reviewed in order, including clubs on all the side soi's inbetween. References to web sites with further information about each club is also provided. I add my own short review, both good and bad, of the clubs I've visited, but don't take my word for it. Just explore on your own, make up your mind and enjoy.
Next up will be Soi Buakhao and Central Pattaya a-Go-Go clubs.
Since the PDF file is too big to post on the forum, if you want the catalog, I invite you to PM me with your email address and I'll send you a copy as soon as possible.
Best Regards,
Daddy
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Picked up this cutie outside a bar feet from my hotel, it was amazing to see her dance on stage and then take her to my room. She performed very well but with some 'reservations' about giving BBBJ, that was quickly cured by simply pointing and saying 'you must'. Got her number and sent her a text seeing if she could come to my hotel today, then ten minutes later I picked up this cutie off walking street for 800 baht. 5'4".110lbs. 34c's firm, great body and face, would only do CBJ but the positions I put her thru really made up for that. I then had the first girl scheduled but she was running late, kept saying 20 minutes more to which I just said 'no'. So much is available out there, I'm not waiting on any girl to decide to show up.
Traveler1234
05-13-14, 17:20
My catalog of Walking Street a-Go-Go bars is now available to any member who wants a copy.Most folks probably weren't around years back when you compiled a great compendium of the Thai language. Do you still have a copy laying around? ;)
My catalog of Walking Street a-Go-Go bars is now available to any member who wants a copy.
A total of 58 Go-Go bars between the North entrance to Walking Street all the way South to the Bali hai pier are featured and reviewed in order, including clubs on all the side soi's inbetween. References to web sites with further information about each club is also provided. I add my own short review, both good and bad, of the clubs I've visited, but don't take my word for it. Just explore on your own, make up your mind and enjoy.
Next up will be Soi Buakhao and Central Pattaya a-Go-Go clubs.
Since the PDF file is too big to post on the forum, if you want the catalog, I invite you to PM me with your email address and I'll send you a copy as soon as possible.
Best Regards,
DaddyIt would be very nice to have this online in form of a wiki.
Not really a new member as I was a contributing member in the US. But had problems with email when I moved to Asia. And for several years have not been able to post. Well hope to be helpful in the future. I am planning my 3rd trip to BKK in Sept. Will spend 4 nights in BKK and 3nights in Pattaya. So know a little about BKK and also Angeles and nothing about Pattaya (1st trip).
Will try not to ask too many questions.
It would be very nice to have this online in form of a wiki.Good thought!
I intend my catalogs to be free for the asking to anyone who wants them, so feel free to share it with your friends or anyone else. It's not copyrighted.
And if any of you guys can suggest a web site willing to post it and allow the file to be copied and downloaded from the site that would be great and would save me the trouble of sending it out individually from my email account.
Most folks probably weren't around years back when you compiled a great compendium of the Thai language. Do you still have a copy laying around? ;)Actually, yes, I do have it now that you mention it.
Mr Enternational
05-14-14, 11:37
Most folks probably weren't around years back when you compiled a great compendium of the Thai language. Do you still have a copy laying around? ;)I definitely still have it saved on my computer.
Member #4591
05-14-14, 12:15
Ventured over to walking street around 8 and checked out the Arctic bar. No girls just a frozen room with drinks. Noticed two rows of bars each compiled with about 6 working girls selling drinks. I walked down to the end and on the left settled down beside a real cute. Bought my drink and offered her one. Turns out it was her first day working, what luck! She was half thai and half Singapore. I broke my rule this night about discussing money beforehand. She asked me 3000 THB ST. Countered with LTband struck a deal. Back in my room she was real shy. Again drunk like me we fucked like bunny rabbits and I did not even realize until about 15 minutes we were grinding away BB. It felt so good and she was loving it to. A drunk fuck is usually good for me and I blew my load in her pussy. Love this feeling! Round two in the morning however was less eventful but still good!
I'm arriving on may 23rd and staying at the White House condotel by Soi 13. Anybody want to get a drink and go hunting? If you play advanced tennis maybe we can find some place to play.
Ventured over to walking street around 8 and checked out the Arctic bar. No girls just a frozen room with drinks. Noticed two rows of bars each compiled with about 6 working girls selling drinks. I walked down to the end and on the left settled down beside a real cute. Bought my drink and offered her one. Turns out it was her first day working, what luck! She was half thai and half Singapore. I broke my rule this night about discussing money beforehand. She asked me 3000 THB ST. Countered with LTband struck a deal. Back in my room she was real shy. Again drunk like me we fucked like bunny rabbits and I did not even realize until about 15 minutes we were grinding away BB. It felt so good and she was loving it to. A drunk fuck is usually good for me and I blew my load in her pussy. Love this feeling! Round two in the morning however was less eventful but still good!Wait til you feel the burning and itching, LOL.
Not really a new member as I was a contributing member in the US. But had problems with email when I moved to Asia. And for several years have not been able to post. Well hope to be helpful in the future. I am planning my 3rd trip to BKK in Sept. Will spend 4 nights in BKK and 3nights in Pattaya. So know a little about BKK and also Angeles and nothing about Pattaya (1st trip).
Will try not to ask too many questions.Just go to You Tube and type in "Walking Street"; that's all you'll need.
Mr Enternational
05-16-14, 01:38
I'm arriving on may 23rd and staying at the White House condotel by Soi 13. Anybody want to get a drink and go hunting? If you play advanced tennis maybe we can find some place to play.I doubt you will be here playing tennis unless you can find an indoor court.
LuvAsianTang
05-16-14, 02:13
I doubt you will be here playing tennis unless you can find an indoor court. wow 105 f is a bit hot for playing tennis :)
but if there is a break in the weather, Fairtax Thai kick boxing / gym has some really nice outside courts and some pros to play a few games with. Just take second road to the dolphin and get out. Either ask any one where fairtax is or walk up third road about a block and fairtax is on the left. If you are into raw organic foods and juices they have a juice bar / raw food restaurant there that has really tasty food. It's a bit pricey but I think it's worth it.
Have fun, LAT.
Hit the gogo's last night, walked in at 8:15 to baccara and got a comfy soafa seat right next to the stage, the next 3 hours just flew by, tons of hot talent parading across the stage. Love the see thru second floor where the girls don't wear panties. At one point some guy dumped a hundred pingpong balls upstairs and threw fists full of 20 baht bills in the air. Those girls upstairs all sat down at once to try and grab anything and all you could see was pussy lips and legs.
Slept in and needed some breakfast, found a nice german open air place right across from my hotel on soi 8 (sunrise hotel). 125 baht for oj, coffee, 2 eggs, deli meats and cheese and a basket of6 bread.
Went right down to the end of the soi and grabbed the cutest masseuse for a 2 hour oil massage, a fantastic massage and a happy ending given twice (ohhh so nice). Later on around 5 pm went down to the soapy's, walked into everyone and each had a pathetic lower level lineup. The upper lineup (more $ had some promissing talent but wasn't prepared to risk that kind of cash on a possible CBJ.
Comment on LK metro, visited twice and both times was underwhelmed by the action. I probably visited too late but 8 pm should have some action going on.
I barfined a girl from a gogo for LT, even bought her dinner, wasn't rushing anything. We get done with the session and she's putting on her clothes, says she wants to go back and make some more drinks, says she'll come back to spend the night and never called either my cell or the hotel. What's the best option? What's normally done when something like this happens? Write it off or try to get another girl free of a barfine?
Wolvenvacht
05-16-14, 23:21
I barfined a girl from a gogo for LT, even bought her dinner, wasn't rushing anything. We get done with the session and she's putting on her clothes, says she wants to go back and make some more drinks, says she'll come back to spend the night and never called either my cell or the hotel. What's the best option? What's normally done when something like this happens? Write it off or try to get another girl free of a barfine?The bar won't care: you paid the barfine, you got the girl. That is all the bar has promised to to.
You can go back to the bar and ask the girl why she didn't come back. All of a sudden she will not understand English anymore, deny you ever agreed LT or invent some emergency that stopped her from calling you or reaching your hotel.
So you better write it off and tell the forum which bar and which girl pulled a stunt like that so we can avoid her and she will suffer in her wallet.
One question: did you pay the girl up front?
The bar won't care: you paid the barfine, you got the girl. That is all the bar has promised to to.
You can go back to the bar and ask the girl why she didn't come back. All of a sudden she will not understand English anymore, deny you ever agreed LT or invent some emergency that stopped her from calling you or reaching your hotel.
So you better write it off and tell the forum which bar and which girl pulled a stunt like that so we can avoid her and she will suffer in her wallet.
One question: did you pay the girl up front?The bare was sensations in Pattaya, the girl was number 68. When you barfine a girl there (and at Farenheit) you pay the total amount (unlike the bars I barfined in Bangkok). Maybe its a Pattaya thing, paying the entire thing upfront. Last time I ever do that. They ask for the entire amount again, I'll give them the barfine and say the girl will get the rest when she leaves.
Member #4698
05-17-14, 02:17
I was in Sensations in April. I thought the line up was very impressive. Barfine is 1500 bt before midnight and 1000 bt after midnight. My girl wanted 2000 bt on top of that for ST. I payed the barfine and the drink tab before we left the bar as per usual in all Go Go's and I payed the girl separately after sex. By the way, my girl was great and I think Sensations is currently one of the best Go Go's on walking Street.
The only Go Go I know of on Walking Street that requires full upfront payment is Supergirls. And they ease up on that policy once they get to know you.
I barfined all of the girls I took back to my hotel in Bangkok, paid the bar their share and they told me what I had to pay the girl at the hotel. Never paid it all in advance. And in Pattaya the talent is spread all over, I've barfined from the beer bar down the road and only paid their 200 baht barfine, then the rest to the girl. I've actually had pretty good success, 2 for 2 picking up the girls on walking street. Then on soi 6 I've always paid the girl afterwards after paying for the short time hotel.
So I haven't really done much barfining from the gogo's in Pattaya. So the question is it normal in Pattaya that gogo bars ask for all the money upfront? There's several girls at Baracca's that draw my interest, when I inquired about the barfine they showed me the "list" which shows 700 barfine, 2500 shorttime to the girl and a total underlined. Didn't ask if it was to be paid upfront or not since I wasn't planning on it at the time. I've only barfined from Farenheit and now Sensations, both asked for everything up front.
Can I ask for advice on what to do to make sure I get the best service from a gogo dancer? Should I be explicit telling her what I want in the session and in asking what service she will perform at the bar before I barfine? I prefer a bbbj, should I come out and ask the girl before barfining if she will perform a bbbj? What are my options if I barfine a girl and she doesn't perform? What are my options, send her packing without any money? What have others done in similiar circumstances?
I've only come across this at a couple of the afternoon gogos in the Soi 13's where you pay, go upstairs on the premises and then then afterwards go back down into the bar and order another drink. It's not a problem there as you know how long you're getting and you're not going anywhere.
In instances where I've taken one or more girls back to my hotel, I've always paid afterwards and I don't think I'd take the risk of paying up front and then have the girl do a runner.
All ends well in the end, the girl showed up this morning for a booty call. A friend was in an accident and she couldn't make it, least that was the story. Sounded legit, she looked to have been up all night long.
I barfined all of the girls I took back to my hotel in Bangkok, paid the bar their share and they told me what I had to pay the girl at the hotel. Never paid it all in advance. And in Pattaya the talent is spread all over, I've barfined from the beer bar down the road and only paid their 200 baht barfine, then the rest to the girl. I've actually had pretty good success, 2 for 2 picking up the girls on walking street. Then on soi 6 I've always paid the girl afterwards after paying for the short time hotel.
So I haven't really done much barfining from the gogo's in Pattaya. So the question is it normal in Pattaya that gogo bars ask for all the money upfront? There's several girls at Baracca's that draw my interest, when I inquired about the barfine they showed me the "list" which shows 700 barfine, 2500 shorttime to the girl and a total underlined. Didn't ask if it was to be paid upfront or not since I wasn't planning on it at the time. I've only barfined from Farenheit and now Sensations, both asked for everything up front.
Can I ask for advice on what to do to make sure I get the best service from a gogo dancer? Should I be explicit telling her what I want in the session and in asking what service she will perform at the bar before I barfine? I prefer a bbbj, should I come out and ask the girl before barfining if she will perform a bbbj? What are my options if I barfine a girl and she doesn't perform? What are my options, send her packing without any money? What have others done in similiar circumstances?Breadman,
Getting girls at gogo bars are good and bad. The good this is you can see her body ahead of time. You pay the bar fine and do not tip the girl till after if you want good service. Too many guys have tipped the girls before service and now more and more are asking for tip first. That way they are in charge and will rush you. Gogo girls are usually the worst they are usually the hottest looking and have guys kissing their ass all the time they get this princess mentality. If she demands money upfront find someone else.
Wolvenvacht
05-17-14, 08:01
The bare was sensations in Pattaya, the girl was number 68. When you barfine a girl there (and at Farenheit) you pay the total amount (unlike the bars I barfined in Bangkok). Maybe its a Pattaya thing, paying the entire thing upfront. Last time I ever do that. They ask for the entire amount again, I'll give them the barfine and say the girl will get the rest when she leaves.Ah, I never visited Sensations. They seem to operate on a different business model. Cannot say I like it much. Forewarned is forearmed! Thank you.
Wolvenvacht
05-17-14, 08:14
Can I ask for advice on what to do to make sure I get the best service from a gogo dancer? Should I be explicit telling her what I want in the session and in asking what service she will perform at the bar before I barfine? I prefer a bbbj, should I come out and ask the girl before barfining if she will perform a bbbj? What are my options if I barfine a girl and she doesn't perform? What are my options, send her packing without any money? What have others done in similiar circumstances?As I usually take a girl from an agogo club or bar, I always have an "interview" with the girl before I pay her barfine. I try to do it as part of a normal chat. First develop some rapport with the girl; maybe do some light petting (more in an agogo, less in an open beerbar), ask her if she likes to kiss (and perhaps put her to the test if she says she does), does she always use condoms, does she like someone playing with her pussy, what about licking her pussy, does she "smoke", ...? Of course we both know we are likely to end up both naked in the same room and I will explore the depths of her pussy with my fingers, tongue and dick, but that doesn't mean we cannot be somewhat civilized about it when asking for her limits.
In case she renegs on the deal when in the room, I'd give her some taximoney and send her packing, always with a smile of course. But that has never happened to me. Maybe I am just lucky, have good karma or I am such an irresistible stud (you choose).
Wolvenvacht
05-17-14, 08:18
All ends well in the end, the girl showed up this morning for a booty call. A friend was in an accident and she couldn't make it, least that was the story. Sounded legit, she looked to have been up all night long.Bless you, you are a good person and obviously the karmic laws favour you. Other guys in the same circumstances would have said "She came by this morning to do a quick shag, clearly tired from being up and fucking the whole night some other guy who paid her more and telling me some bullshit story about a friend having an accident".
Mr Enternational
05-17-14, 10:37
Hit the gogo's last night, walked in at 8:15 to baccara and got a comfy soafa seat right next to the stage, the next 3 hours just flew by, tons of hot talent parading across the stage. Love the see thru second floor where the girls don't wear panties. At one point some guy dumped a hundred pingpong balls upstairs and threw fists full of 20 baht bills in the air. Those girls upstairs all sat down at once to try and grab anything and all you could see was pussy lips and legs.A buddy of mine said he saw the same thing last night at the same time you reported it. He said it was a group of what appeared to be Asian American guys from some kind of organization. He said they all had the same t-shirts with something printed on them. They came in with boxes of baht. 20's, 50's, and 100's and were throwing them all over. They already had some girls who worked there barfined. The girls came into the club with the guys.
Mr Enternational
05-17-14, 16:33
In Baccara right now and the same thing is going on. Ping pong balls and money flying all over the place here upstairs. A guy just took two fists full of cash and went downstairs to do the same thing.
A buddy of mine said he saw the same thing last night at the same time you reported it. He said it was a group of what appeared to be Asian American guys from some kind of organization. He said they all had the same t-shirts with something printed on them. They came in with boxes of baht. 20's, 50's, and 100's and were throwing them all over. They already had some girls who worked there barfined. The girls came into the club with the guys.In Las Vegas we're seeing the same thing more and more. A group of friends will fly in and have t-shirts printed with some silly saying on them, and proceed to have a wild drunken weekend where they all do some crazy shit just like you described. My nephew and his friends are in the midst of planning a trip exactly as described. I often see groups of girls do the same thing...they all wear silly t-shirts, cheap tiaras, and funky sunglasses to have a weekend to remember before the big wedding day. I think the Hangover movies helped promote all this craziness...but it's fun to watch (in small doses).
Wolfman2009
05-18-14, 08:47
I barfined all of the girls I took back to my hotel in Bangkok, paid the bar their share and they told me what I had to pay the girl at the hotel. Never paid it all in advance. And in Pattaya the talent is spread all over, I've barfined from the beer bar down the road and only paid their 200 baht barfine, then the rest to the girl. I've actually had pretty good success, 2 for 2 picking up the girls on walking street. Then on soi 6 I've always paid the girl afterwards after paying for the short time hotel.
So I haven't really done much barfining from the gogo's in Pattaya. So the question is it normal in Pattaya that gogo bars ask for all the money upfront? There's several girls at Baracca's that draw my interest, when I inquired about the barfine they showed me the "list" which shows 700 barfine, 2500 shorttime to the girl and a total underlined. Didn't ask if it was to be paid upfront or not since I wasn't planning on it at the time. I've only barfined from Farenheit and now Sensations, both asked for everything up front.
Can I ask for advice on what to do to make sure I get the best service from a gogo dancer? Should I be explicit telling her what I want in the session and in asking what service she will perform at the bar before I barfine? I prefer a bbbj, should I come out and ask the girl before barfining if she will perform a bbbj? What are my options if I barfine a girl and she doesn't perform? What are my options, send her packing without any money? What have others done in similiar circumstances?Breadman,
If you refuse to pay a Thai hooker even if she gives shit service. What she most likely will do is call the police. The police will come and take you to the police station ext. All for $30 USD. What ever you do. Do not get a thai girl upset. I have seen it and it is scary. In the USA she call her pimp. In Thailand it is is the police. Either way she is getting her money.
Crocodilexp
05-18-14, 18:59
Can I ask for advice on what to do to make sure I get the best service from a gogo dancer? Should I be explicit telling her what I want in the session and in asking what service she will perform at the bar before I barfine? I prefer a bbbj, should I come out and ask the girl before barfining if she will perform a bbbj? What are my options if I barfine a girl and she doesn't perform? What are my options, send her packing without any money? What have others done in similiar circumstances?There are no guarantees in this business. Generally, your best bet is to talk to a girl for a while and see if you get along well and have decent chemistry (isn't that the whole point of lady drinks? Before agreeing to a barfine, perhaps make a *slightly* out-of-ordinary request (one of my favorites is to ask if I can finish 2 times in an ST session), and see how she reacts. If she's apprehensive and tries to negotiate it away, drop her like a hot potato. Negotiating the price up is ok, negotiating service down is always unacceptable.
I don't think a detailed point-by-point checklist of standard sex acts (BBBJ of minimum 3 minutes duration, take off the bra, FS in mish / doggy / cowboy positions) would get you far... Such a list would just kill the vibe, would never be complete. Ultimately, the girl can provide you with a crappy session even if she ticks all the boxes on that list. However, do ask in advance if you have special request like anal.
If a girl doesn't perform, and you detect flakiness, you do have an option of cancelling the session, preferably at the earliest possible point. Generally, if there was no intercourse you don't need to pay the full price (much as she may pout), but must *always* give her some money (perhaps 200-500 baht), no matter if the fault was all hers. Unhappy as she may be, accepting that money and leaving closes the transaction -- if you don't pay her at all, you can rightfully expect major problems and need to look behind your back for a while.
The trouble is when you figure out a flake a too late, she already took a shower, got naked and played with your member... Then the situation gets a more difficult. If you had any sort of intercourse (including a BJ), no matter how briefly, then you pretty much owe her the amount you agreed on, as long as she's not explicitly refusing to continue.
Mr Enternational
05-19-14, 05:44
My wingman met some chick somewhere (don't remember the details) and it turns out she works in Farenheit agogo. She wanted him to come by while she is at work. Before he went he was communicating with her through whatsapp. He made it clear that he wanted her to come over after work and that he would not be paying a barfine.
So we went there at 1:30 last night and had a Tiger draft each for 80 baht. We finally left out and he said he was supposed to go back and meet her at 3 when the place closed. We are cut from the same cloth so I know the most he is going to give her is 1200 LT.
In the meantime we hung out in Lucifer. 2:58 rolled around and I told him that he needed to head out. I figured I would just call up one of my chicks to come over to the house. When I was about to walk up the stairs in Lucifer I saw this chick and I told her two words, "Let's go." She said let me get my things and tell my friends. We walked out of Lucifer and there stood the gogo girl waiting on my friend.
Me and my girl both had motorbikes parked in different places so I told her to meet me at Kiss restaurant. We took showers and she proceeded to blow my mind. 1130 and she is still here. I have 1000 baht with her name written all over it when she wakes up. Just talked to my wingman and his gogo girl is not only still there, but cleaning up his place as I write. He said she is very domesticated. I'm about to wake mine up for the next round and put her out so I can start my day.
Sure, if bar fines, lady drinks, interviews and the like work for you. But I have never had a problem walking up to a random chick and using those two words. This is not brain surgery, it's point and click.
In the meantime we hung out in Lucifer. 2:58 rolled around and I told him that he needed to head out. I figured I would just call up one of my chicks to come over to the house. When I was about to walk up the stairs in Lucifer I saw this chick and I told her two words, "Let's go." She said let me get my things and tell my friends. We walked out of Lucifer and there stood the gogo girl waiting on my friend.
Me and my girl both had motorbikes parked in different places so I told her to meet me at Kiss restaurant. We took showers and she proceeded to blow my mind. 1130 and she is still here. I have 1000 baht with her name written all over it when she wakes up. Just talked to my wingman and his gogo girl is not only still there, but cleaning up his place as I write. He said she is very domesticated. I'm about to wake mine up for the next round and put her out so I can start my day.
Sure, if bar fines, lady drinks, interviews and the like work for you. But I have never had a problem walking up to a random chick and using those two words. This is not brain surgery, it's point and click.This was a gogo girl at Lucifer and you said "let's go" and she came with you, no barfine, no discussion of price? How did you know she would accept 1000 bht for a whole night?
LittleBigMan
05-19-14, 07:28
With the growing trend of Go Go's asking you to pay up front especially if you are new or come across as new?
As noted one really has to do a little work especially in the conversation area to see if you got the right girl. Even then it is no sure thing but one got to put in the time to try to offset any disappointment. My moto is if you put yourself in the position for something to happen it most likely will happen? Putting in some time helps cut the chances that it will?
With the posting by Breadman, in my opinion the biggest mistake was to ask " what is the barfine " this is a red flag like telling them you have never been here before. Doing this increases your chance you will be ask to pay everything up front in my book! It is no different that one going in and not knowing what they want to drink? Insuring one that they will get a menu outlining what is offered to drink along with what the barfine and cost for ST / LT you loose the ability to negotiate a better deal and getting a better deal take some work otherwise it is a request to pay up front. Work it out with the girl! I've seen in particular Falangs get upset once they are approached by the Mamasan to pay up front and after this you could see the mood change and it is not for the better. These are the same Falangs expat who live here and claim how they understand how Thailand works?
Barfine rates changes and not for the better? Many clubs have 2-3 level pricing and then you have those that charge lower after Midnight. If you got to know the barfine rate while sitting there having your drink ask one of the service staff " don't ask the girl who you want to barfine " if you do that you are dead in the water the % is you will be paying up front.
Sorry for the question, but I see no proper summary or answer to this...
If you go to the Anal Connoisseurs forum you might understand... Have never been here to Pattaya... Where I've been in China anal was just a no no no... I know in Pattaya it's different, but I'm not interested in any ladyboy (operated or not)... Just want some nice petite thai anal fucker... How is the % of go go girls doing anal? Is there any special place... Is some one wants advices on anal...
IT.
P.S. Many Thanks!
Is there any special place...Devils Den at Soi LK Metro.
Sorry for the question, but I see no proper summary or answer to this...
If you go to the Anal Connoisseurs forum you might understand... Have never been here to Pattaya... Where I've been in China anal was just a no no no... I know in Pattaya it's different, but I'm not interested in any ladyboy (operated or not)... Just want some nice petite thai anal fucker... How is the % of go go girls doing anal? Is there any special place... Is some one wants advices on anal...
IT.
P.S. Many Thanks!If your looking for anal, you cannot go past Soi 6. At least half the girls on the 6 do it.
With the go go girls you will need to ask them during the vetting process. You are likely to find more girls willing to do anal in the more 'hands on' go gos like windmill. I took one out of there last trip in April. But like anything in Thailand, if your willing to pay more baht I'm sure you will find an unwilling partner, willing to yield for extra dollars, which I am sure you will enjoy more It is hard to put a percentage on the go go girls who take it up the'toot toot' but I am sure if anyone can get them to give up there hershey highway, it is you IT Travel!!
I do enjoy your reports and you are the Bradman of buttfucking. Looking forward to your Thailand tales.
Hotman 666
05-19-14, 14:13
I was in Pattaya last week, enjoying the" local delights.".
One afternoon, at a cafe on Beech Road, I met a late 20's girl called Jen from BKK who was holidaying in Pattaya for a few days.
We exchanged phone numbers and I subsequently spent a few rather pleasant hours with her at my hotel.
Now, as most of you who were in Thailand last week know, May 13th was a major "Buddha Day" in Thailand with bar closures and major restrictions on alcohol sales.
I had made no forward plans for this day and so, late morning, when I realized that my options would be limited I decided to call Jen to see if we could meet up again that afternoon.
When I spoke to her she told me "soooo sorry, today cannot see you today. I at Temple for Buddah, make merit! ".
Hmmm, not good news for me so what should I do?
As I was considering my options, and only 10 minutes after my call to Jen, my phone rang, showing an unknown Thai number.
I answered it and a Thai girl, speaking quite reasonable English, introduced herself and told me that she was a friend of Jen and that they had just spoken together.
She explained that Jen had called her and told her that she could not see me as she was at the temple and so had asked her if she could call and "take care me!
So, a possibly boring afternoon in a very warm and alcohol free Pattaya or take a chance with a meeting with a rather cute sounding but unknown Thai girl!
Oh, decisions, decisions. What was a guy to do?
It must have taken me at LEAST 20 seconds to tell my new friend that I would LOVE to meet her and give her directions to my hotel.
Less than one hour later she arrived. I was agreeably surprised. She was mid 20's, rather attractive and had a great sense of humor.
So, after a drink and a chat we retired to my room to admire the view and get to know each other better.
She turned out to be GREAT company and certainly "took care" of me VERY well.
When I saw Jen a few days later I thanked her for "making the arrangements" and asked her if this was part of her "Making Merit.".
She laughed and said that if I enjoyed myself then she was happy.
I have asked Jen in a joking way if a threesome might be possible next time as I would be more than happy to try my best at making TWO Thai ladies happy!
She did not say NO so watch this space!
Don't you just LOVE Thai girls!
Enjoy,
Hotman.
Breadman,
If you refuse to pay a Thai hooker even if she gives shit service. What she most likely will do is call the police. The police will come and take you to the police station ext. All for $30 USD. What ever you do. Do not get a thai girl upset. I have seen it and it is scary. In the USA she call her pimp. In Thailand it is is the police. Either way she is getting her money.I don't think it is very likely that the police will get involved, mainly because there is nothing in it for them. Might be different if you jumped some red lights afterwards...
But it is not a smart or wise thing to do to renege on a deal. If the girl has definitely not performed (and the only example I can think is heading off after ST if LT was promised), then you are justified in paying less after explaining carefully why.
And try not to get anyone upset, because it will spoil your holiday (karma and all that).
For anything else, such as poor performance or attitude, then just pay up and cut your losses. Move on, and put it down to experience. It's only $30.
My last visit there was on Feb 14. I have attached a pic of a similar experience from a holidaying girl from Bangkok. They seem to be better than regular pick ups most of the time. She even dropped me in her car to Bangkok. Have fun will look forward to your Threesome report.
[UOTE=Hotman666;1569170]I was in Pattaya last week, enjoying the" local delights.".
One afternoon, at a cafe on Beech Road, I met a late 20's girl called Jen from BKK who was holidaying in Pattaya for a few days.
We exchanged phone numbers and I subsequently spent a few rather pleasant hours with her at my hotel.
Now, as most of you who were in Thailand last week know, May 13th was a major "Buddha Day" in Thailand with bar closures and major restrictions on alcohol sales.
I had made no forward plans for this day and so, late morning, when I realized that my options would be limited I decided to call Jen to see if we could meet up again that afternoon.
When I spoke to her she told me "soooo sorry, today cannot see you today. I at Temple for Buddah, make merit! ".
Hmmm, not good news for me so what should I do?
As I was considering my options, and only 10 minutes after my call to Jen, my phone rang, showing an unknown Thai number.
I answered it and a Thai girl, speaking quite reasonable English, introduced herself and told me that she was a friend of Jen and that they had just spoken together.
She explained that Jen had called her and told her that she could not see me as she was at the temple and so had asked her if she could call and "take care me!
So, a possibly boring afternoon in a very warm and alcohol free Pattaya or take a chance with a meeting with a rather cute sounding but unknown Thai girl!
Oh, decisions, decisions. What was a guy to do?
It must have taken me at LEAST 20 seconds to tell my new friend that I would LOVE to meet her and give her directions to my hotel.
Less than one hour later she arrived. I was agreeably surprised. She was mid 20's, rather attractive and had a great sense of humor.
So, after a drink and a chat we retired to my room to admire the view and get to know each other better.
She turned out to be GREAT company and certainly "took care" of me VERY well.
When I saw Jen a few days later I thanked her for "making the arrangements" and asked her if this was part of her "Making Merit.".
She laughed and said that if I enjoyed myself then she was happy.
I have asked Jen in a joking way if a threesome might be possible next time as I would be more than happy to try my best at making TWO Thai ladies happy!
She did not say NO so watch this space!
Don't you just LOVE Thai girls!
Enjoy,
Hotman.[ / QUOTE].
Wolvenvacht
05-20-14, 07:01
I don't think it is very likely that the police will get involved, mainly because there is nothing in it for them. Might be different if you jumped some red lights afterwards...I'm no too sure of that. As most of the clubs and bars seem to operate on the darker grey side of the law, they will have "protection" from their local police, who may very well be honor-bound now and then to assist in "commercial disputes".
If your looking for anal, you cannot go past Soi 6. At least half the girls on the 6 do it.
With the go go girls you will need to ask them during the vetting process. You are likely to find more girls willing to do anal in the more 'hands on' go gos like windmill. I took one out of there last trip in April. But like anything in Thailand, if your willing to pay more baht I'm sure you will find an unwilling partner, willing to yield for extra dollars, which I am sure you will enjoy more It is hard to put a percentage on the go go girls who take it up the'toot toot' but I am sure if anyone can get them to give up there hershey highway, it is you IT Travel!!
I do enjoy your reports and you are the Bradman of buttfucking. Looking forward to your Thailand tales.Good do you have price ideas? I mean BF + LT (all night) tree holer? Can it go up to 2.500 - 3.000 or what?
Thanks...
IT.
Good do you have price ideas? I mean BF + LT (all night) tree holer? Can it go up to 2.500 - 3.000 or what?
Thanks...
IT.The girl I took from Windmill was 700 BF and 3000 LT. On soi 6 it was 300 BF and 1000ST. I paid the same price for a beer bar girl 300 BF and 1000 LT.
Devil's den is where there is a line on the floor where the girls on one side do anal.
Eric Swiss
05-21-14, 05:56
I went to Walking Street on a Saturday night around 11 pm. Tried a few go-go bars: Alcatraz, Sensations, Airport. Nothing caught my fancy. Then as I was walking along Walking Street, I saw this Freelancer on the sidewalk who caught my eye. Her hair was tinted blonde in an unusually classy way for an Asian, and she had a circular braid around the top of her hair that made her look like a Roman princess. I asked her how much for short time and she said 1000 Baht. I asked her if she was a ladyboy and she said no.
I compared this with go-go bar girls: 150 lady drink + 600 bar fine + 2000 short time = 2750 baht. Now I'm not a cheapskate but that's a huge difference!
Her English was very good. We went up to the short-time hotel and did the deed. When she undressed, she revealed a skinny body that pleased me. She delivered a good performance in the sack. Her pussy was pretty tight. Of course I was careful, locked my valuables in the safe, and used a condom.
So I think that's what I will try next time: I will pick up a Freelancer on Walking Street, then recharge my batteries for an hour by sitting in a live music bar like Hot Tuna, and go back again for a second round with another Freelancer. The total cost will be less than going to a go-go bar, and double the fun!
Another advantage I see is that go-go girls have to pay the bar if they're not in the mood to show up for work. Result is they do show up even when they're not in the mood. Clearly this girl had decided to go to Walking Street that day, sell her pussy and grab some cash. She was really into the job. I don't like to go with girls who'd rather be elsewhere.
With the growing trend of Go Go's asking you to pay up front especially if you are new or come across as new?
As noted one really has to do a little work especially in the conversation area to see if you got the right girl. Even then it is no sure thing but one got to put in the time to try to offset any disappointment. My moto is if you put yourself in the position for something to happen it most likely will happen? Putting in some time helps cut the chances that it will?
With the posting by Breadman, in my opinion the biggest mistake was to ask " what is the barfine " this is a red flag like telling them you have never been here before. Doing this increases your chance you will be ask to pay everything up front in my book! It is no different that one going in and not knowing what they want to drink? Insuring one that they will get a menu outlining what is offered to drink along with what the barfine and cost for ST / LT you loose the ability to negotiate a better deal and getting a better deal take some work otherwise it is a request to pay up front...Most Gogos have a sign somewhere showing the price list for the fines.
Guys,
What is the situation in Thailand at the moment. Did the introduction of nationwide martial law change anything or is it business as usual?
Thanks!
Hedo.
LittleBigMan
05-22-14, 02:20
Most Gogos have a sign somewhere showing the price list for the fines.Some but not the majority from my experience and visits in general about a handful. So for the poster who ask about the barfines look around the room for the so call signs and then ask the service staff and not the girl.
World Jockey
05-22-14, 15:14
I can't even imagine Pattaya dead by 10 pm.
So those of you with boots on the ground, what's the word?
Mr Enternational
05-23-14, 00:38
I can't even imagine Pattaya dead by 10 pm.
So those of you with boots on the ground, what's the word?No need to imagine. Just look at the picture.
No need to imagine. Just look at the picture.Holly fuck...I have NEVER seen it looking like that...it's busier in the morning at 6:00 am Than in that picture.
Holly fuck...I have NEVER seen it looking like that...it's busier in the morning at 6:00 am Than in that picture.It IS THAT DEAD - 7-11 and the like closed at 10. Bars are closed at 10, nationwide curfew at 10 Soi 6 dark at 910 when I went by last night beach road almost deserted. Songtaew stopped a bit after 10 (last night) Nothing until 5 AM then 7-11 (and similar) opens. Big police presence at city hall on and Pattaya road.
NO TV IN THE ROOM except some stupid shit patriotic music and an occasional notice about reminding farang to obey the laws. FOOD? Better eat before 10 or get Thai sai toong plastic bag take-out.
THIS SUCKS.
Juicyclamlover
05-24-14, 03:06
There is a nationwide curfew from 10 pm to 5 am everywhere, they have even broadcast it over the village tannoy to remind people to be at home by 10 pm.
All places of entertainment must be closed during these hours.
Did May my LT in the morning in Bangkok. She was much friskier than last night and much more enjoyable,8 experience. 2000 bht 3 pops LT, 7 overall experience though I don't think I'll do LT again as I don't trust the girls enough to stay the night. Went to a medical turism office in the Ambassador hotel to check on a procedure called coolsculpting. Was going to cost 670 US. Can get it for 800 back home so pass. Negotiated with several taxis around nana and got 1000 bht to Pattaya. One inside they asked for 75 bht for toll and I said ok. Driver took me to a "limousine" place just outside the airport and I switched into another Carolla but it was black. Trip was uneventful, tipped the driver 200 bht as I like to give drivers more. I know I just brought the fare to normal price, but I prefer to reward good performance.
Arrived Pattaya 1400, checked into White House one day early, no problem. 1500 bht per night w breakfest, good I might add and nice room but still uses keys instead of keycards. I don't know how secure that is, but there is a safe. Walked down beach street then walking street w my tennis racket as I am heading to the Bayshore hotel to see if I can get a lesson. Both streets are dead and it is blazing hot. As soon as I get to the courts I meet Dan a pro and immediatly get a lesson 400 bht plus 200 bht court. I am a bit better than Dan and the balls are terrible and the court is slick, but it is shadded where I am playing and it helps a lot and I got a good workout. I then go shower and head to the famous Soi 6 around 6. Lots of girls but only 2 are interesting. I stop at a bar at the corner of Soi 6 and 2nd street and talk and have drinks with a bunch of chap from the UK. Great guys! One invits me right across the street to a BJ bar and I see another cutie 8/10 23 years old, her name started with a Y and ended with a T. I am not good w names and Thai names are hard to understand. I get a room and choose FS, 1300 bht. The room is shabby but the service is excellent. This girls knows how to do a BJ, good suction, licked shaft and nice ball sucking, light french kissing and was a tiger in the sack. 8 experience.
I head back to the room to change shoes as my sandals are giving me a blister. I stopped in several tatto shops to see how much a design would be. I get the same or even more than I can back home, not worth it. 2000 hrs I head towards walking street. There must have been 50 or more FLs between soi 13 and walking street! Walking street was a complete bust. It was just a bunch of tourists crowing the entire street and the girls in uniforms dancing in front of various places. Reminded me of Disney land. Walked 100 meters and turned around. I was not going to get any action there. Seems like all the FLs moved to beach road. I walk beach road till I think soi 9, probably 80 girls and 30 LBs. I can be choosy and I pick a thin and cute girl named? Doesn't matter, she was a 9 and experince was a 9 as she was so tight and I made her cum 2 or 3 times, 1000 bht. Afterwards went ouside and all is closed, cerfew, but there are still lots of girls on beach road. I get some fruit and chicken skewers from street vendors and walk beach road several times looking for the next perfet one. Funny how your standards go up when given a lot of choices. At home I would have done a third of them. I learned if you see a good one, take her right away as she will not be the on the way back. Around 2400 I choose Bam with nice BJ lips, 1000 bht 7 body, 8 face 7 experience. I like Pattaya. 3 girls 3300 bht, no less than a 7 experience.
Tomorrow I will be looking for a dentist to do a teeth cleaning. Any recommendations on places and prices?
Afterwards went ouside and all is closed, cerfew, but there are still lots of girls on beach road. SNIP Around 2400 I choose Bam with nice BJ lips, 1000 bht 7 body, 8 face 7 experience.So despite the curfew there are still girls on BR after 10 PM and even as late as midnight?
So despite the curfew there are still girls on BR after 10 PM and even as late as midnight?Yep, businesses are closed but still people everywhere. It thins out a lot by midnight and the pickings get sparce. I saw the police drive thru once, but they did nothing.
Arrived Pattaya 1400, checked into White House one day early, no problem. It was 1500 baht per night with breakfast, good I might add.Nice room but still uses keys instead of keycards. I don't know how secure that is, but there is a safe.That amused me when I stayed there. The metal keys aren't small either. Plus they are attached a large plastic key fob. The Whitehouse Condotel key added considerable bulk and weight to my "pocket litter." (Donning flame-proof suit and ducking head) But it was not really a problem for me. I had plenty of room in the numerous pockets of my cargo shorts, which I paired with a singlet advertising Chang Beer!
Bunky.
Good free breakfast in the White House except the omelet was not cooked enough, will let them know next time. Tennis 10-11 w Dan at he bayshore hotel. Blazing hot but I played in shade and one hour was enough 600 bht. After shower and lunch went to soi6. Picked Som 9/10 from a MP that had a sign with a hanging billboard of a girl riding a motorcycle close to BR. 9 experience. She was only visiting and normall works as a nurse or so she says. Damn! I'd take this girl home with me if I could, unfortunately, her English was minimal. 300 room, 1000 her, 300 tip. During the course of the day I took 3 FLs from beach road a 6, a 9 and a 7, 600 bht, 1000 bht, and 800 bht respectively, experience 6, 8, 6. Against my better judgement I went Walking street and it was just a tourist attraction though there were some good cover bands playing and some street performers dancing. I saw the most incredible spinning break dancer ever. One interesting thing is there are lots of rats surring about the sand at night. Funny thing is they seem cute, not like the nasty rats in the US.
Uncle Volodya
05-25-14, 15:10
With the curfew in place, maybe this report from my recent trip (4.29-5.11) will keep you gentleman entertained. For the first two days of my trip check my posts in the BKK thread.
I negotiated a car for 1200 BAHT to Pattaya from the guys at the taxi stop on Soi 18, just up the street from my Hotel Studio 18. This was considerably cheaper than what was quoted to me online. Car was fine with A / see. But traffic on Friday afternoon was absolute murder and it took about 3 hours to get to Pattaya.
We arrived in Pattaya (actually Jomtien) around 7 PM. I usually take a condo in View Talay 5, form the same nice Taiwanese lady. I like being removed from the chaos of Pattaya, and have never had a problem taking a lady back to my condo. This works great for me because I am an LT guy. I could see it as being a pain if I was doing STs, going back and forth with each pick up.
Also the condo and building are super nice, with balcony with an amazing view (the girls are always impressed in the morning). There's also a beautiful pool where you can take the girls swimming if they stay over into the afternoon. There is also 24 hr security and the girls must check in with their IDs. I've developed a good report with the security guys and they are sure to give me comments (usually compliments) on the girls I take back with me. All for around 1000 Baht a night!
The beach in Jomtien is also much cleaner than Pattaya, and in the past I have had very nice dinners on the beach at sunset, with the chair rental guys getting tasty Thai food from the local restaurants. Though it was just too damned hot to eat outside this trip. I took most of my meals under A / C.
This is my 3rd stay in the same condo and I am becoming attached to the condo and almost feel like I own the place. I have fond memories of hot sex in the shower, in the kitchen, on the balcony, etc.
After getting the key and checking in with the Chinese caretaker (who remembers me and tells me to look him up if I am in Shanghai later in the year), I take a good long nap. My plan is to take it easy this evening, pick up a FL at my favorite club, Red Car. I had tremendous success there my last trip to Thailand a few years ago and my good run there will continue on this trip. For the longest time I thought the place was called Walking Street (that is what the sign outside says, with a logo that looks like the London Metro logo). But I guess it's become known as Red Car because of the vintage actual red car that is hung right above the door to the place (see foto). Or this is at least what I learn later form one of my girls.
After a two hour nap, shower, and quick Sontgaw ride I am arrive at Red Car just a litlte after 11. Unfortunately as I am to learn, this is WAY too early for this place. The place is completely dead and I leave without even having a beer. But with plans to hit it up again later in the evening.
Walking street is lively with plenty of cute free lancers around. I decide to get a beer at one of the beer bars that surround the Muay Thai ring just outside of beer garden. The girls selection there is not very good, but I do manage to find a cutie. However she really isn't giving me the time of day. I still enjoy the ambiance and the campiness of the super fake fights the guys put on. But it's is just too damned hot to be outside, and I decide to hit Airport to cool off and check out the scene there.
Airport is always lively and great. Perhaps the funest party on walking street, even though I don't think they necessarily have the hottest girls. Soon after being seated I invite a VERY cute girl, Fon, to come sit with me. After a Lady Drink we are soon making out and I am fondling her all over: tits, ass, crotch. The party is in high gear. A few tables down, two farang couples are having an especially raucous time with both girls gyrating wildly to the music. One of the girls gets up on stage and starts dancing and stripping down to her underwear! She's really shaking it in a sexy way -- the Airport girls could learn a lesson from her. Random guys even try to give her tips. She definitely has everyone's attention and Fon compliments her on being such a sexy lady.
These folks must be Russian, but I don't get to check as I am preoccupied with my little bundle of hotness. I am seriously tempted BF her LT. But the price is kind of steep. I think I was quoted a BF of 1000 as it is still before midnight. (But I could be wrong about that and it may be more). I'm also determined to see what kind of fun is had at Red Car, and figure I can always come back to get Fon as a 2nd option. I bid my farewells to Fon explaining that I am jetlagged as this is my first night in Thailand and promise her that I will come back to get her some other night.
I get back to Red Car around 12:30 and it is much more lively. A lot of doable girls but no real stunners. I guess I am already getting picky their early on in my trip! But I am getting tires and I just want to find someone to drag back to my man cave. After a couple passes around the bar I spot a cute little thing with mice big tits. She looks soft and cuddly, just what my tired body needs. I walk over and introduce myself. She is a bit nervous at first and refuses my offer to buy her a drink. I am a little worried I may be headed for a starfish experience. She asks for 1500 to go with me LT and I say OK as I really want to get out of here as I haven't had a proper dinner.
I take her to Secrets (another place with A / C!) and after we order some food and drinks she starts to warm up to me and we cuddle and kiss a little. I can see she is very affectionate. After paying the bill we grab a motorbike taxi back to my place.
Back in the condo she is shy at first but soon warms up. She has a bunch of tattoos, which I am not really into. But her body is nice with very nice natural boobs. She is every bit the soft and cuddly playmate I imagined at the bar. She is also very horny. Great BJ and super hot sex. I can tell she is into it and that she comes several times. As we drift off to sleep she tells me that she tells me that I am the first man she has slept with since she broke up with her boyfriend three years ago. She says she is form BKK and works there in a beauty salon. Apparently she is on vacation in Pattaya and doing a little hooking on the side? Weird from our Western mentality. But maybe it's true? If so, it's this kind of mindset that makes LOS such a great place.
Round 2 and 3 in the morning. We do it in the bed, in the kitchen an on the bathroom counter. Hot stuff! This girl is really into me! She has no inclination to leave and is very affectionate with me. Finally I have to kick her out (it's already 4 pm!) saying that I have work to do. She tell me she really likes me and hopes to see me again. I like her but am keen on trying something new. She says she will be at Red Car (I finally learn the real name of the place form her) later with her friends and hopes I will join her. I tell her I am tired and have work to do and may not go out. This is a lie. I am also worried that she will be cock blocking me at Red Car -- my favorite hunting ground.
We exchange numbers before she leaves and she gets me to sign up for the Line I'm service. A great tip on her part as I am staying in contact with a bunch of girls now through LINE. She clings to me as we say goodbye and she tells me how much she likes me. She is teary eyed that she won't see me again, but I tell her I will see her for sure before she leaves for Bangkok on Tuesday. I start receiving IMs from her 30 minutes after she is out the door. "I love you". "You good man". "I miss you." "Wand see you again.", etc.
Gentleman I think we have a major case of static cling(er) here!!
A Post about Day 4 to follow.
Stay horny my friends..
Uncle V.
Hello Uncle V,
Might you care to share the contact of the condo? It is a really good deal and I always want to impress the ladies.
Thank you in advance!
With the curfew in place, maybe this report from my recent trip (4.29-5.11) will keep you gentleman entertained. For the first two days of my trip check my posts in the BKK thread.
I negotiated a car for 1200 BAHT to Pattaya from the guys at the taxi stop on Soi 18, just up the street from my Hotel Studio 18. This was considerably cheaper than what was quoted to me online. Car was fine with A / see. But traffic on Friday afternoon was absolute murder and it took about 3 hours to get to Pattaya.
We arrived in Pattaya (actually Jomtien) around 7 PM. I usually take a condo in View Talay 5, form the same nice Taiwanese lady. I like being removed from the chaos of Pattaya, and have never had a problem taking a lady back to my condo. This works great for me because I am an LT guy. I could see it as being a pain if I was doing STs, going back and forth with each pick up...
Started with breakfast then one hour tennis with Oat at the bashore hotel. He is as good as me so we have a good hit though because of the heat I feel a little faint at the end. When we are chatting next to the courts a solid 10 is doing the walk of shame. I stop her and ask for ST but her English is terrible, but agrees for 1000 baht but she cannot now as she goes to work at the Toy Bar. I say I will go there later. Shower and change then to Soi 6 for a nooner. Picked a petite little thing solid 9 experience 8, 1000 bht plus 350 bht ac room the Twat Bar. Got some lunch then went saw x-men to recharge then got cute FL from beach road 700 bht. She was really friendly and playful at first but it took me a while to finish and seemed mad about that. She left real quiet. I guess they can't all be diamonds. Girl 7 experience 5. After some food I head towards the Toy Bar. I am not hopeful since after looking it up, it is the opposite direction from where the earlier girl indicated and of course she was not there. I walked down Soi 6. One was interesting but decide to try luck on Beach road. Good choice. Picked up May, 23, tiny, 10 body 8 face 800 bht CBJ but great screw, 8 experience. I'm looking down at her as I am doing her doggy and I think to myself I may never do girls this pretty and with such great bodies again for the rest of my life back in the us. Makes me a little sad. Once my kids go off to college I just may move here though I don't know how long this place will last as there are so many tourist here.
While walking down beach road I see a lot to foreign girls on vacation with their bfs / husbands. They are cows compared to a lot of the FL. Even a hot one is not that noticeable. I feel bad for them. Their twat value has been dramatically reduced. I would never bring a girl here or maybe they like it here as no one hits on them.
Uncle Volodya
05-26-14, 06:04
PM me and I will send you the info.
Stay horny my friend...
Uncle V.
Hello Uncle V,
Might you care to share the contact of the condo? It is a really good deal and I always want to impress the ladies. Thank you in advance!
Uncle Volodya
05-26-14, 07:59
After my sweet clinger, (her real name is Puyar) left I went down to the pool for a nice swim, grabbed some delicious food at the market just a short walk from my hotel and took a long nap to recharge. I also actually did get a couple of hours of work done as well, so I guess I wasn't completely dishonest when I told her she had to go because I had to work.
I decided to avoid walking street altogether tonight, so as not to run into my little bundle of static cling. The plan was to hit Soi LK Metro and to check out some of the go go girls that Sir Lance-a-Lot had reviewed in his excellent reports. Unfortunately for some reason the particular report could not be accessed (it just had the pictures but no text). However I did remember the name of some of the Gogos he mentioned: Champagne and Crystal.
After a long hot songtow ride (it was Saturday night and traffic was terrible) I finally arrived at Soi LK Metro at around 11 PM. Desperate to get out of the heat I ducked into Crystals. The waitress gave me a very friendly smile and ushered me to a table with a good view and close to the bar. Business was a bit slow. Maybe less than 10 customers in the whole place (lots of empty booths). There were about 6-7 girls dancing on stage, 3 or 4 of which were very doable. The waitress was very friendly and super cute. Around 30, darker, sexy slim body and a great pair of long silky brown legs. She sat next to me and put her hand on my lap and we chatted. She asked me which girl I liked and I told her I liked her, complimenting her on her legs. By then I had my hands on them stroking their silky smoothness. She was a bundle of energy and kept jumping up to serve customers, seat people, etc. But she kept coming back to me and I'd slide my hands between her thighs. Damn I will remember those legs for a long time!
I bought my sexy waitress an LD and sat back to watch the show. Just then I spotted the most incredible ass I have seen in a long time. It was attached to a light skin girl with voluptuous proportions and a so so face. But oh my god that ass! It made me remember Kumbu's trip reports and his obsession with "ass meat". I think I understand it now. This was the very definition of ass meat. Kumbu, buddy if you are in Pattaya get thee to Crylstal's ASAP! I am sorry I can't remember this girl's name or number but if she is down there you will find her. That ass stands out like the north star on a cloudless night.
BTW: Kumbu, we miss you old friend. This forum has not been quite the same without your wonderfully written posts. I hope you will return some day.
I tell my lovely waitress to go get Ms Ass Meat and soon I have my arms around both of them. We make chit chat. I learn that Ms. AM is form Chiang Mai (explains the light complexion)! She also has braces, which is cute. My hands fondle the folds of her ass spilling out of her shorts. It is supple, ealstic, and fells amazing to the touch. My other hand is stroking the silky smooth thighs of the waitress lady. Happy as a clam! After buying a round of LDs they also start stroking my cock, which is hard as a flagpole now. A little embarrassing as I am wearing linen pants and my erection sticks right out when I get up to go to the bathroom. We have a good laugh about it -- man these girls are fun!
They suggest that I take them both home for a threesome. A damned appealing thought. But I want to check out some of the other places on Soi LK metro and it's still a bit early for me. In retrospect I regret not taking them right away as I am sure it would have been a fun experience. But wanderlust is a demanding mistress. After another half hour of stroking and another round of LDs I say my goodbyes, promising to come back. But of course I never will. Writing this now I think I missed out on a great experience and if I go back to Pattaya this summer I will definitely go back to Crystal to find these two.
My erection somewhat subsided, I stumble into Champagne next door. Terrible line up of girls and I see nothing to my liking. Strangely enough it is much more packed than Crystal next door! Go figure. I'm also seated next to an obnoxious white "Hip hop" style guy from the US. Pulling off this style is ok if you are in your 20's. But after 30? Way too many of these guys in Pattaya for my taste. And he is rude to the girls. I almost want to slug him. In any case I leave the joint without even finishing my beer.
I contemplate going back to Crystal, but that ***** wanderlust has other ideas. Plus I need some food. So I stop and have a nice plate of noodles for 60 baht at the Kiss Food Court (right opposite Mike's Shopping Mall). At this point I I'm Puyar to see if she is still at Red Car. She says she is but she is getting ready to go home. "I no want mens". She asks me if I will come to get her. I tell her no, that I am too wiped out form last night and that I will sleep. Maybe my old haunt Red Car is not off the table for tonight? In any case its only about 12:30 and I decide to kill some time at another go go before hitting Red Car.
I remember that I had great success a few years ago at Jim Beam, a go go / resaturant bad that is just a couple of blocks away. In fact I BF'd the best girl of the trip there. (see pics from 2010). A long shot, but maybe she is still working there or maybe I will find another hottie like her? In any case I figure that it's worth a visit for old time's sake if nothing else.
Well I don't have much luck at Jim Beam. None of the girls there are really to my taste, except for one very cute girl who is with another customer (I make a mental note to maybe come back to see her). Plus I get stuck with a very unappealing girl who just can't' get the message that I am not interested. Also a lot of pressure to buy LDs there (maybe as there aren't that many customers? And they do the whole ping pong ball thing. Which, if you are not in the right mood, is kind of demeaning and sad to see. Again I leave after about 15 minutes without even finishing my beer.
I hit beach road and make my way to walking street, still thinking of Red Car. I am like a moth to a flame with that place. Beach road is full of ladies, some of which aren't too bad. But I don't really see anyone I like and I guess I am still a little sketched out by that seen. Though I know this is something I need to get over. Maybe I will make a point of taking a girl from there next trip just to break my BR cherry.
I hit WS and it is its usual chaotic mess. Not sure if I should hit Red Car yet as its still a little too early and Puyar might be there ready to pounce. I walk around WS a bit to kill some time. Some good FL talent! I spot a very sexy thing outside 7-11 (also a great pick up spot! Curvy, big tits, and light skinned. Very "Chinese looking" with long black hair. We make chit chat and she tells me she is only interested in ST. I finally convince her to do LT ("I good man. Make you happy! For 3 K. I know this is overpriced but the girl is damn sexy. However she balks when I tell her I am staying in Jomtien. In retrospect I guess I coudl have offered her more and she's probably have taken it (say 300 baht for taxi). But I was not getting the best vibe form this girls and I was a little suspicious that she may be a runner. Oh well!
There were plenty of other targets on WS. But it is just too damned hot to be outside running around looking for girls.
So I decided to go into Red Car. The plan was to case the joint to see if Puyar was not there. I made two careful recon rounds around the bar. RC was packed and there were some good prospects. And Puyar was nowhere to be found. The coast is clear! Maybe she did go home already! Smacking my lips I order a beer and make another pass around, surveying the targets. I make my choice and begin to approach a tall and sexy young thing in a curve hugging dress. But low and behold! Who pops up next to me but bouncy little Puyar!
Just my luck she was in the bathroom with her friends while I was doing my recon rounds. She is pissed and gives me a little punch in the chest. I protest and tell her I came looking for her, suggesting that I wanted to see for myself if she was picking up guys. Though I don't say so explicitly I let this idea play in her head. Though she is pissed at first she is happy to see me and is soon hugging and clinging to me. I figure WTF. There are worse ways to end the evening. And the way she is jealous is very cute too. I take her hand and lead her out. 20 minutes later we are in my condo and I am doing her on the balcony, desk, bathroom, etc. Sex on the desk with the mirror behind us gives me a super hot view of her lovely back tattoo (see pic). It's also a good position for me to pump away at her tight little pussy.
Another night of passionate sex with a nice morning round to follow. This girl is so in to me! I again have to make the excuse that I need to work to get her to leave. She is out the door by 2 PM. Though she did not ask for money I giver her 1500 Bht. Maybe I could have gotten a freebie. But this would only complicate things and I really don't want to encourage any more clinging on her part.
In retrospect maybe I should have just told her the truth at RC and continued my evening. But I was afraid of hurting her feelings (she is really very sweet). She continue to I'm me throughout the trip and sent me some very sad messages -- all of which I ignored. So I ended up hurting her anyway. Though, to think about it, in Thai and Asian culture face is important and she would have lost it if I'd blown her off at the bar in front of her friends. So maybe this way is better.
I still feel kind of bad about hurting her feelings. Maybe I should respond to her IMs. Btu I really don't want to encourage her crush.
In any case it was another great evening in Pattaya.
Stay tuned for episode 5, where Uncle V proves that 2 birds in the Bush can be worth more than a bird in hand.
Stay horny my friends...
Uncle V.
LittleBigMan
05-26-14, 13:24
Since I can't seem to get a simple answer I will have to take thing into my own hands and go out tonight at 10 pm to find out for myself if the curfew is being extended by the clubs. It has been reported that they open early but each night I have heard that the curfew is being extended and extended each night since it started? Today I asked a few 7/11 in different areas and they all told me open 24/7 again? I will head out and see how far I get?
While walking down beach road I see a lot to foreign girls on vacation with their bfs / husbands. They are cows compared to a lot of the FL. Copy. When you live in Asia (me 14 years) then you're finished with those girls (cows). They are simply not more longer girls or women, just carbon units.
Uncle Volodya
05-26-14, 15:43
Copy. When you live in Asia (me 14 years) then you're finished with those girls (cows). They are simply not more longer girls or women, just carbon units.Too funny! The same thought has definitely crossed my mind now that I am back home. And I live in Moscow -- not the dairy farm that the US has become!
LittleBigMan
05-26-14, 17:40
Got my answer?
I decided to go out around 8:45 pm from the Darkside. Did a cruise around Soi Buakhao and Soi 6, and finally ended up on W.S. At 9:30 pm. Everything seem as nothing was going to close so I decided to park my bike at the normal spot and the guy told me close at 10 pm, which surprise me. I walked to through Marine and did not noticed that things will be shut down in half hour but when 10 came around customers were flying out into W.S. And lights were starting to deem? I walked around for a while watching the clubs closing although the lights were closing not sure where people were heading? So after back to the bike starting heading up Pattaya Thai, never once did I see any of the BIB even on Sukhumvit while I headed by up to the Darkside and it was near 11 pm. All the food stalls, noodle places were all open lights on light nothing was happening. All the 7/11 were all open with lights deem outside but full inside.
Sir Lancelot
05-26-14, 17:59
I decided to avoid walking street altogether tonight, so as not to run into my little bundle of static cling. The plan was to hit Soi LK Metro and to check out some of the go go girls that Sir Lance-a-Lot had reviewed in his excellent reports. Unfortunately for some reason the particular report could not be accessed (it just had the pictures but no text). However I did remember the name of some of the Gogos he mentioned: Champagne and Crystal.Firstly, I'm really enjoying your reports. Not sure why mine have disappeared but you remembered correctly that I really liked Crystal Club on Soi LK Metro. I did go to Champagne which was okay but nowhere near the standard of Crystal Club.
Admin. I'm not sure why but all of the text for my following reports have disappeared, leaving only the photos. This didn't happen for all of my reports, only the following ones. Can you please rectify otherwise I will have to repost.
04-25-14: #14450 (Pattaya thread): Thailand and Burma diary, day 19, Pattaya.
04-24-14: #14442 (Pattaya thread): Thailand and Burma diary, day 18, Pattaya.
04-24-14: #14437 (Pattaya thread): Thailand and Burma diary, day 17, Pattaya.
04-23-14: #14434 (Pattaya thread): Thailand and Burma diary, day 16, Pattaya.
04-21-14: #14426 (Pattaya thread): Thailand and Burma diary, day 15, Pattaya.
04-18-14: #14413 (Pattaya thread): Thailand and Burma diary, day 13, Pattaya.
04-13-14: #279 (Burma. General Info): Thailand and Burma diary, days 7 and 8, Bagan.
04-08-14: #27818 (Bangkok thread): Thailand and Burma diary, days 2, Bangkok.
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Uncle Volodya
05-26-14, 20:00
Firstly, I'm really enjoying your reports. Not sure why mine have disappeared but you remembered correctly that I really liked Crystal Club on Soi LK Metro. I did go to Champagne which was okay but nowhere near the standard of Crystal Club.
Coming form you this is high praise.
Did you run into the sexy waitress at Crystal I wrote about in the report? Man you would not forget those legs! Wish I could remember her name though. The oen drawback to writing these reports is that you start obsessing about this stuff. The memory of their supple smoothness is haunting me! LOL And I didn't even barfine her!
Stay horny my friend.
Uncle V.
PS: I hope we get you reports back up. They are truly full of great info. You covered an amazing amount of ground on your trip!
Very uneventful day. Breakfast in morning then tennis then Soi 6 for a nooner. Nom at Sweet Dreams. This girl was a 10 sweet, petite and tight body, sadly, virtually no English and no BJ even with condom. I didn't care, she was so hot and I did her for a long time in many positions, still an 8 experience. Looking in the mirrors while doing her was also a turn on. 1000 her, 350 room. Walked all around town, got teeth cleaned at dental clinic on 2nd Road 50 meters south of Soi 13,1000 bht. They were professional and seemed to do a good job. I signed up for an introductory scuba class right by the Walking Street entrance (3000 bht), but it was cancelled by midnight, because not enough people signed up, maybe tomorrow. Cute Russian girl signed me up. Took a beach street fl to my hotel on way back. She was a tiny and slim girl and with clothes on, she was a 9, with off 5 as she had stretch marks from child birth, still a 5 experience. 1000 bht.
Its been 7 days and I have done over 20 girls. They are starting to all run together in my mind. I am doing fantastic looking girls much better than the US. Unfortunately, they have lost a bit of their allure. Maybe I am just getting jaded and need a day off to recharge. I don't know how I am going to handle the girls back home. They will have so much less appeal. I'd like to come here every year for vacation. I used miles for this trip. Anyone get any great deals from the Midwest round trip to BKK?
Evil Penivel
05-27-14, 07:28
Last night at the stroke of ten, the go go bars on LK Metro began turning off their lights and kicking out customers. Even the 7-11's and Family Marts were shutting down promptly, but the food stalls and carts and the street vendors didn't seem in a hurry to end operations. The girls who poured out of the bars didn't appear to make any effort to hook up with customers.
While walking home (ca 10.15 to 10.30 pm), I saw almost all the beer bars along Soi Bukhao, as well as the Thai hole-in-the-wall places on Soi 15, were already deserted. The same two cops as I saw the previous two nights were checking the Thai places on Soi 15. I did not witness the following, but read elsewhere that a few darkened beer bars that had stayed open past 10 pm got a return visit from the cops at 11 pm. Nobody was arrested or seriously hassled, but a few people, Thai and farang, were yelled at and the bars were immediately closed.
Bottom line: No signs of any relaxation of the mandated 10 pm closing time, at least not in the LK Metro- Soi Bukhao area. If anything, it's becoming more strict.
Evil.
Changed hotels to Pattaya Nobel Place on Soi 13/2. Rooms large and ok clean 600 bht per night, no where near as nice as Whitehouse but much cheaper than the 1500 baht. Changed because I didn't reserve Whitehouse long enough. Oil massage 300 baht across street at happy massage from a pretty girl 9/10. No boom boom only hand job for 300 baht gave extra 100 because massage was so good. Did 2 fls from beach road. A 6 anda 8 for 700 and 1000 bht, 5 and 8 experience, respectively. May do scuba tomorrow if enough people sign up. I almost forgot, I tried to go to a shooting range but when I got there no 9 mm or .45 ammo because of military took the ammo. Just my luck.
Uncle Volodya
05-27-14, 22:34
After Puyah, my little clinger form the night before, leaves I do my usual Jomtien routine: pool, eat, work and nap. Inplotting out the next night's activities I decided to avoid Red Car entirely. I know Puyar would be there and I do not want to run into her again and complicate things.
SO the plan is to hit up a few gogos armed with Sit Lance-a Lots list (his reports from Walking Street Gogos was still up on ISG at this point). I hit WS around 11 and choose Alcatraz for my first visit. The place is pretty rockign with some very cute girls on stage. I 'm unable to find any of Sir-L's girls. However, I do spot a smoking hot girl with huge fake boobs and an amazingly fit body. Some pretty prominent tattoos including a full back tattoo. (I'm not a fan of tattos, but she makes up for it with the perfect litheness of her body. Not an ounce of fat on her! And also with her adorable Siamese kitty face. A real stunner. #109 (sorry I can't remember her name. Maybe Noi or Na?
I get her to join me and soon she is giving me a sexy lap dance and gyrating her sexy ass against my crotch. We hit it off right away (probably the LDs I by her) and soon we are making out and I have my hands all over her glorious fun bags. I can taste the sting of tequila as we kiss and it makes me want her even more. We have a little bit of privacy as the table between my booth and the stage is large and obstructs the view. Plus it's pretty dark in there too. I have my hand on her panties and am rubbing my finger on her pussy through the fabric. She is stroking my member through my pants. Hot stuff!
She is ready to go with me for 3 K plus barfine (can't quite remember the amount). But it's just too early for me and I really want to check out a few more gogos from Sir L's list. I tell her I have to meet a friend but that I will be back for her in an hour. She agrees, and I add that she should go if she gets another offer and I am not back by then. She gives me a passionate kiss goodbye and I leave remembering the old adage about a bird in hand. Especially poignant after last night's experience at Crystal. Maybe this decision will come back to haunt me?
I make the rounds at Soi Diamond. Beach Club has a good line up. I see Sir L's rec #405 - cute but not better than #109 at Alcatraz. I have a beer and buy a very young cute thing (sorry can't find her # in my notes) an LD while fondling her supple young body. A cute teen girl next door type. I really like her. But I am more in the mood for a Bond Girl (like #109) tonight so I move on. (Though I make a mental note of her for a future visit).
Next up Super Baby. I had great luck there my last visit, repeating with a very sexy girl. So I figure its worth a visit. The place is very dead. Only three customers total and maybe 6 girls. But three of the six are very hot. I buy #9 a drink. She is sexy in a classy way and looks a bit more Chinese than Thai. But not much action with her compared to my visit with Ms #109. So I move across the street to sister bar Super Girl. Totally dead and very haggard looking girls. It's after midnight now and I think it's just too late for these places. Though they are dead I love the old school ambience of these bars. 60's era bar furniture and crazy Buddhist flowers upholstering the ceiling. You feel like you are back in the Vietnam war era. Definitely worth a trip earlier in the evening.
Next is Heaven Above. I am unimpressed with the lineup. But I do spot one absolute stunning girl. #736. Beautiful alabaster skin, nice full natural see cups, and (a rarity for Thailand) rose colored nipples! I beckon her over for a drink. Unfortunately her English is almost non existence and I struggle with my 5 words of Thai. I need the mamasan to translate. Turns out she is a total newbie and nto even availabel to be BF for tonight. Mamsan says that maybe tomorrow and that her BF will be 2 k! I consider it for about a second. I just wish I was in town longer to see how this little sexy thing develops. Guys if anyone wants to top by Heaven above to check out this gem I think it may be worth it. And please let me know how it goes.
I check my watch and It's almost been over an hour and a half since I left Alcatraz. Time to call it quits and head back to get Ms #109. And of course when I get there she is already gone, BF'd by someone else. Another hard lesson for old Uncle V?
I wander aimlessly down WS. Not quite sure about my next move. Maybe hit up an FL? Maybe check out another gogo? Just then I spot two sexy young things ducking into Insomnia bar. I decide to go in and check it out. EUREKA! Wall to wall FLs. Many young and sexy too! Perhaps I have found a worthy alternative to Red Car? Things are looking up.
In retrospect I can't' quite understand how I missed this place. I seem to vaguely remember it being around a few years ago during my last trip. But I guess it's easy to lose track of things on the chaos of liberality that is walking street.
I case the joint looking for available targets. The place is packed and all the tables are taken. Luckily I find a free bar stool along the wall where the entrance to the bathrooms is also located. Opposite me is a handsome dark lady. Not quite my taste as she is a little old. But she's also friendly and we clink glasses. I don't notice at first but she is joined by a very sexy companion with the most amazing rack I have seen thus far in my trip. A guy comes over and tried to chat her up, but she politely refuses. After a few minutes I screw up my courage and make an approach.
She is surprisingly friendly and we ease into a good joking rapport. I buy the ladies a round of drinks and order a hookah and we are soon all having a good time. These girls are FUN. Ms big boobs is named Pin, and the sexy smaller girl is Na. I especially love how animated they are whenever a Thai song comes on. They sing to me about the pain in their Jai as they pull their hands to their hearts. Reminds me of the way people often pantomime when the song from Grease comes on in a club (or the way they used to do this a decade or so ago. Damn I am getting old).
Pim, gets friendlier and friendlier as I keep buying them drinks. Soon we are making out and I tell her I want to take her back to my place. "You take my friend Na too? Sure why not! "2,000 me her OK?" Fucking A-OK!! Little Na jumps up and down for joy and gives me a big hug. I end up taking turns making out with each one, both of them still in my arms. I even get them to kiss. Pim is a little reluctant but Na is gung ho. Even grabbing Pim's bodacious boobies. I am as proud as a peacock sandwiched between these two sexy ladies, grinding away to the music. I AM THE FUCKING MAN TONIGHT! What a turn of events!
We get back to the condo just before sunrise and the fun continues. I fix a round of cocktail and take a quick shower. Na jumps in the shower and I start making out with Pim on the couch, squeezing those gorgeous boobs and sliding my hand between her legs to rub her pussy. She begins moaning with pleasure. After a while Na comes out wrapped in a towel and Pin goes in to take the shower. I unwrap the towel and Na has a nice lean body. She starts giving me a nice blowjob getting me super hard. I slide on a condom and pull her on top of me. We go through a couple of positions and Pim comes out of the bathroom and slides into bed next to us. I pull out of Na and take off the condom and Pim starts giving me head as I massage those lovely titties of hers. I can't wait any longer, and I put a fresh condom on and slide into Pim and we go through a bunch of positions. Na caresses my back and hugs me fingering herself the whole time. After a while I am ready to cum. I lay in the middle of the bed with both girls on either side of me as they take turns giving me head and wanking me. Pim eventually wanks me to a glorious finish as Na clings to me, kissing my neck and rubbing herself up against my leg. As I enjoy the afterglow both girls are kissing my shoulders and neck. After a quick clean up in the bathroom I curl up between them and the three of us fall asleep wrapped in each others' arms.
What an amazing experience! Life is beautiful!!
So two birds in the Bush can beat one in the hand. Uncle V is confused, but grateful and awe struck by the ways of the universe.
In the next episode Uncle V's good fortune continues as divine intervention allows his menage a trois to continue well into the next day.
Stay horny my friends...
Uncle V.
I'm reading conflicting posts about certain bars either very busy or very dead. Are all areas in Pattaya impacted by the 10 p.m curfew? I return in September, any hints that life will go back to normal by then? If the curfew is still in place, are there girls still to be found before 10 p.m?
I found this in my research:
BANGKOK—Thailand's ruling military eased its curfew to minimize the impact on the public and tourism, as some industry groups and foreign investors expressed optimism the junta will quickly take steps to reverse the Thai economy's slide after months of political gridlock.
The ruling military said it was shortening its overnight curfew to four hours, from midnight to 4 a.m., six days after seizing power May 22. The relaxation came after state tourism officials reported a 20% fall in the number of visitors in recent days at a meeting with Adm. Narong Pipatanasai, commander of the Royal Thai Navy, who oversees tourism and social ministries.
Mr Enternational
05-28-14, 02:24
I'm reading conflicting posts about certain bars either very busy or very dead. Are all areas in Pattaya impacted by the 10 p.m curfew? I return in September, any hints that life will go back to normal by then? If the curfew is still in place, are there girls still to be found before 10 p.m?The curfew is for all of Thailand, not just Pattaya. Maybe the conflicting information you are reading is about things that happened before the curfew was in effect or if not, things that are happening before 10 pm. Of course it has changed to midnight now.
I don't know how I am going to handle the girls back home. They will have so much less appeal. I'd like to come here every year for vacation. Anyone get any great deals (on airfare) from the Midwest round trip to BKK?LOL! Most guys come to that conclusion after their first trip. Pattaya is such an amazing place.
Don't know what you mean by the "Midwest," but your best bet is likely going to be Chicago (ORD) to Bangkok (BKK). I like the search engine on Kayak.com, but there are numerous other sites where you can do the same thing. I just ran a sample search for ORD-BKK and return, leaving in mid-December of this year and returning 30 days later. The coach fares were in the $1500 - $2000 range. Booking earlier you could probably get that down to $1300 - $1500. Obviously, United Airlines owns ORD. Most those flights connect in Narita. You can also fly east on Turkish Airlines, connecting in Istanbul. That's not as crazy as it sounds. I've made that trip and the experience was not that bad. Coming back on that carrier, however, watch out for a long layover. If you can fly out of Dallas (DFW) Qatar Airways is now a partner with American Airlines (AA). Those trips connect in Doha, at the brand-spanking-new Hamad International Airport.
Seeya on the Six!
Bunky.
ActionOriented
05-28-14, 18:26
After Puyah, my little clinger form the night before, leaves I do my usual Jomtien routine: pool, eat, work and nap. Inplotting out the things.
I get her to join me and soon she is giving me a sexy lap dance and gyrating her sexy ass against my crotch. We hit it off right away (probably the LDs I by her) and soon we are making out and I have my hands all over her glorious fun bags. I can taste the sting of tequila as we kiss and it makes me want her even more. We have a little bit of privacy as the table between my booth and the stage is large and obstructs the view. Plus it's pretty dark in there too. I have my hand on her panties and am rubbing my finger on her pussy through the fabric. She is stroking my member through my pants. Hot stuff!
bar Super Girl. feel like you are back in the Vietnam
Pim, gets friendlier and friendlier as I keep buying them drinks. Soon we are making out and I tell her I want to take her back to my place. "You take my friend Na too? Sure why not! "2,000 me her OK?" Fucking A-OK!! Little Na jumps up and down for joy and gives me a big hug. I end up taking turns making out with each one, both of them still in my arms. I even get them to kiss. Pim is a little reluctant but Na is gung ho. Even grabbing Pim's bodacious boobies. I am as proud as a peacock sandwiched between these two sexy ladies, grinding away to the music. I AM THE FUCKING MAN TONIGHT! What a turn of events!
Stay horny my friends...
Uncle V.Well done Uncle V, great score on the thb 2,000 girls.I am definitely hitting this place on my next trip. Keep entertaining us with more of your exploits. Cheers.
LOL! Most guys come to that conclusion after their first trip. Pattaya is such an amazing place.
Don't know what you mean by the "Midwest," but your best bet is likely going to be Chicago (ORD) to Bangkok (BKK). I like the search engine on Kayak.com, but there are numerous other sites where you can do the same thing. I just ran a sample search for ORD-BKK and return, leaving in mid-December of this year and returning 30 days later. The coach fares were in the $1500 - $2000 range. Booking earlier you could probably get that down to $1300 - $1500. Obviously, United Airlines owns ORD. Most those flights connect in Narita. You can also fly east on Turkish Airlines, connecting in Istanbul. That's not as crazy as it sounds. I've made that trip and the experience was not that bad. Coming back on that carrier, however, watch out for a long layover. If you can fly out of Dallas (DFW) Qatar Airways is now a partner with American Airlines (AA). Those trips connect in Doha, at the brand-spanking-new Hamad International Airport.
Seeya on the Six!
Bunky.The past couple years I flown out of Tampa to BKK on Delta, either through Atlanta or Detroit. Fare is in the $1600 for September, which seems to be a lower fare time of the year for the trip. The plus is you can use miles to reduce the fair (10,000 miles = $100 off the fare), on the downside, you may not get the miles (20,000) for the trip if you do use them in to reduce the fare. There are cheaper fares on some of the Asian airlines, but I don't like the routes and layovers as noted here. If you book directly out of Atlanta or Detroit, it is probably cheaper.
Uncle Volodya
05-28-14, 21:55
Well done Uncle V, great score on the thb 2,000 girls.I am definitely hitting this place on my next trip. Keep entertaining us with more of your exploits. Cheers.Thanks Action Man! Here is the next installment. (And just to be clear. I agree to 2 K Bht each for these girls).
I wake up with little Na clinging to me. Pim is turned over to her side snoring away. I begin kissing and stroking Na's shoulders and neck. We start making out and I guide her hand to my penis. She start giving me a blow job. Good morning! I pull on a condom and enter her in mish. Slow at first but soon I'm pounding away. I want to see if I can wake Pim up so that she joins the fun. But she's still fast asleep. I finish with little Na in doggy, and I am also sure Na has come at least once. We go back to sleep with Na cuddling up to me.
I wake up again after a short nap and this time it's Pim that is cuddled up with me. I start stroking her like I did with Na but she is not into it. It's obvious she is feeling pretty rough from all the drinking from the night before. At one point she even gets up to run to the bathroom to throw up. Poor girl.
We begin out day and I make the girls coffee. Pim is still feeling pretty rough, but Na is bright and cheerful. She loves the view from the balcony. She bounces around singing to the Thai music on the TV as she tidies up the room. She pauses intermittently to give me little hugs. She is a joy to be around.
I take a few pics of the girls on the balcony and we exchange contact info. Just as they are getting ready to leave it starts pouring outside. Pim asks if they can stay until the rain stops. Of course! She is still feling a bit rough so I give her some advil and she goes back to sleep. I catch up on emails while Na continues to do her thing. She cuddles up to me and I show her some pictures from my life and my travels in Thailand. She is really such a sweet little thing. She oohs and ahhs over my pictures, telling me I am a gooood man and that she likes me tooo much.
The storm lets up. I'm hungry. Pim is still sleeping away. I suggest to Na that we go and get some food. She is enthusiastic and we take Pim's order as well. We walk down the beach to the little food court about 5 minutes away, holding hands the whole time. We order the food and decide to grab some drinks form 7-11 and kill some time at the beach. Though I was not all that attracted to her at first I am really warming up to this girl. She has such a warm personality and looks adorable in my college T-shirt as we wade in the sand of Jomtien beach. (see pic).
We get our food and go back to the condo. We wake up Pim and begin our lunch. Na takes charge right away, setting the table and getting the dishes ready as Pim groggily goes to the table. A real feast awaits us; Tom yum Goong, Noodles, egg Omelets, Papaya Salad with Crab. Just delicious and I don't think I paid more than 500 baht for all of it with drinks. I am really enjoying these girls company. Their sing song voices fill the room as they prattle on in Thai. I imagine what it would be like to have these two as my wives and live in real menage a trois. What a great combination these two make.
Na the little domesticated housewife. Pim my little prima donna. When I tease her tah tshe is lazy compared to na she playfully says: "I singer lady.".
Pim is feeling much better after the food. Interestingly Na tells eher to chew on the galangal form the Tom Yum Goong. This is supposed to be some kind of hangover cure and it seems to work wonders for Pim.
It starts raining hard again and the girls are goign nowhere. I joke that I paid to have it rain so that they will stay with me. We settle in to bed and watch some TV, cuddled up together. After a while I start stroking and kissing Pim and we follow up the same routine as the night before. I take turns fucking them, first Pim then Na. They finish me off the same way again, me sandwiched between them with Pim wanking me off. This time I unload all over her beautiful breasts. She is miffed at first, but laughs it off and runs to the bathroom to take a shower as I cuddle with Na. Na tells me she will be going back home tomorrow. Something about legally changing her name for luck. She wants to stay with me again tonight. I tell her I will definitely think about it but that I have to get up very early the next day. (True as I am taking my first diving class).
The rain finally lets up at around 5 PM and the girls get ready to leave. They happily accept the 2 K each that I give them and Na gives me an appreciative hug. I take them down to the lobby to get their IDs and bid my farewells. I give both a kiss on the mouth as they get on the moto taxi. The doormen are very impressed and I am feeling like a real stud. "Where you find lady? How much you pay?
I go back and catch up on work and emails. As I tidy up I find this cute little note that Na has left me. She has also left me a pair of her panties (see pic) .
I start getting ready to leave myself as I have an appointment with my tailor at 8 PM. Ama fashion on Central Road. Absolutely perfect quality and service. I highly recommend them. I had some dress shirts done and have already gotten compliments about how well they fit me since I've been home.
I finish with the tailor around 8 and grab some dinner at the food court at Central mall. I am pretty tires and plan on taking it easy as the dive bus will pick me up at 8 AM the next day. I decide to restrict my activities to a recon of the gogos and not to take a girl tonight. I need my rest after my extended menage. I want to be back in bed by midnight. A little bit of making out and heavy petting with a gogo girl should be enough for me tonight.
I walk back to WS along beach road. Plenty of talent, but I'm not really in the mood tonight for an ST in a seedy hotel. I arrive at WS and survey Spanky's (no girls to my taste) and Super Girl / Baby (just as dead as they were last night). I finally decide to go back to Airport. That place is always rocking and it would be nice to pick up where I left off with Fa from three nights ago.
Airport is its usual raucous self. The place is packed but somehow the chubby waitress manages to find a good spot for me. A good selection of girls and they are really partying hard. Gyrating wildly to the music. A girl approaches who I think is Fa (a sweetie I ran into my first night in Pattaya) and I enthusiastically invite her to come wit with me. She is friendly but does not seem to recognize me and after a while I realize its not Fa, but a very similarly built girl. Funny how this kind of stuff can happen in Pattaya. Anyhow its too late now. Besides, this girl is also sexy and friendly so I buy her and LD. I start making my moves on her but the folks form the bar simply will not leave us alone. Pressure to buy lady drinks come from all sides: from other bar girls, from the shot girls, etc. Very annoying! To top it all off there is a very drunken girl in the bar going around and hitting customers with one of those foam whips. For some reason she zeroes in on me and starts beating me with it. . It doesn't hurt but the sound itself is really annoying. I take the damned thing away from her and won't' give it back. I love airport but it can get too out of hand some times. I pay my bill and leave. TO their credit the girls are quite contrite and beg me to stay. But I am just no into this scene right now.
Plus it's getting close to midnight. I figure I have one more stop to go before bed time. I decide to see if I can find Ms #109 at Alcatraz. I walk in and head straight to the bathroom (in my haste to leave airport I did not take care of business there). #109 grabs me on my way out and asks me about last night. I tell her I came back for her but that she already left. She says she knows as the other girls told her. We settle into the booth and she gives me a nice lap dance. Man I love this girl. She has a 60's Bond girl body with modern day silicones! After a couple of tequila shots (she gets me to do one reluctantly) we are making out and groping each other madly. She says she wants me to BF her but I explain that I have to get up very early in the morning and promise her I will take her some other day, when I don't have business to attend to. She buys this excuse and we continue our heavy petting session. After a while I get up to leave and she gives me a passionate kiss goodbye. This experience is just what the doctor ordered! And I show my appreciation by giving her a 300 Bht tip.
I grab a moto taxi and am back in bed by 12:30. What an awesome day! I fall asleep thinking about my "Thai wives" and about the delicious Bond Girl waiting for me at Alcatraz.
Stay horny my friends..
Uncle V.
Fast Eddie 48
05-28-14, 22:11
LOL! Most guys come to that conclusion after their first trip. Pattaya is such an amazing place.
Don't know what you mean by the "Midwest," but your best bet is likely going to be Chicago (ORD) to Bangkok (BKK). I like the search engine on Kayak.com, but there are numerous other sites where you can do the same thing. I just ran a sample search for ORD-BKK and return, leaving in mid-December of this year and returning 30 days later. The coach fares were in the $1500 - $2000 range. Booking earlier you could probably get that down to $1300 - $1500. Obviously, United Airlines owns ORD. Most those flights connect in Narita. You can also fly east on Turkish Airlines, connecting in Istanbul. That's not as crazy as it sounds. I've made that trip and the experience was not that bad. Coming back on that carrier, however, watch out for a long layover. If you can fly out of Dallas (DFW) Qatar Airways is now a partner with American Airlines (AA). Those trips connect in Doha, at the brand-spanking-new Hamad International Airport.
Seeya on the Six!
Bunky.To Bunky.
Cathay pacific have 3 flight a day from JFK or Chicago to HKG or 3 flight a day from LAX from HKG to Bangkok 5 flight a day short layover in Hong Kong service is better than United fare is around 1400 USD during high season right now.
Fast eddie 48.
I fall asleep thinking about my "Thai wives" and about the delicious Bond Girl waiting for me at Alcatraz.
Uncle V.It is obvious that you know how to get the most out of Pattaya, Uncle V.
Now you know why I live here. It's paradise on Earth!
Regards, Daddy.
ActionOriented
05-29-14, 05:12
Thanks Action Man! Here is the next installment. (And just to be clear. I agree to 2 K Bht each for these girls).
What an awesome day! I fall asleep thinking about my "Thai wives" and about the delicious Bond Girl waiting for me at Alcatraz.
Stay horny my friends..
Uncle V.Uncle V, another well written report. Thanks for the clarification vis-a-vis the THB 2,000 girls (I did for a moment think that you managed to score both at the final price of 2 k).
Your polyamorous lifestyle is inspiring. Had a query, can you converse in basic Thai? If not, how do you not get bored with the girls who stay LT (I mean, if you ain't screwing around, what do you talk about and how do you communicate?) I find it very difficult (and slightly annoying) to use a combination of sign language and slowly spoken english words to get the message across.
Uncle Volodya
05-29-14, 05:53
Uncle V, another well written report. Thanks for the clarification vis-a-vis the THB 2,000 girls (I did for a moment think that you managed to score both at the final price of 2 k).
Your polyamorous lifestyle is inspiring. Had a query, can you converse in basic Thai? If not, how do you not get bored with the girls who stay LT (I mean, if you ain't screwing around, what do you talk about and how do you communicate?) I find it very difficult (and slightly annoying) to use a combination of sign language and slowly spoken english words to get the message across.Thanks Action.
Most of the girls I have been with do speak some basic English, so its not that hard. I remember being with only one or two during my three trips over the last few years that had no English at all.
Pim's English is pretty good and she is talkative and has a good sense of humor. Na's English isn't as good. Btu she is very sweet and unassuming and you don't feel like you need to entertain her all the time.
It also helped that there were 2 girls and they can entertain themselves in Thai. (Another reason to do threesomes. Like we didn't have enough reasons already!)
I just enjoyed having them around, even if I was doing something else (like being on the computer, etc).
Uncle Volodya
05-29-14, 05:55
It is obvious that you know how to get the most out of Pattaya, Uncle V.
Now you know why I live here. It's paradise on Earth!
Regards, Daddy.Thanks Daddy!
Wow you are one of the luckiest men on earth. I am seriously jealous.
ActionOriented
05-29-14, 05:59
Thanks Action.
Most of the girls I have been with do speak some basic English, so its not that hard. I remember being with only one or two during my three trips over the last few years that had no English at all.
Pim's English is pretty good and she is talkative and has a good sense of humor. Na's English isn't as good. Btu she is very sweet and unassuming and you don't feel like you need to entertain her all the time.
It also helped that there were 2 girls and they can entertain themselves in Thai. (Another reason to do threesomes. Like we didn't have enough reasons already!)
I just enjoyed having them around, even if I was doing something else (like being on the computer, etc).That's good to hear. Atleast the girls in Pattaya (generally) appear to be more and better conversant in English, makes negotiating, foreplay etc. Much easier. Thanks for the info.
did 2 soi 6 girls. seems like the going rate is 1000 bht and between 300 and 350 for the room. also did 4 fls from beach road. 3 were 800 bht and one 1000 bht. finally did one girl from ibar disco for 1000 bht. nothing special to report, all about 7 experience.
tried scuba for first time. 3000 baht from scuba shop right by walking street sign. only 2 people signed up but still went out. i'm sure they lost money. i decided scuba is not for me. it is good to learn stuff about yourself. also took ferry to island. at the end of walking street there is a pier. there are 3 options. 30 baht 2 hr each way, 150 baht round trip 1 hr each way. i did this one, and 400 baht speedboat 15 min each way. the beaches are much nicer. unless you are on a tight budget, take the speedboat, well worth it.
will be leaving pattaya tomorrow at 2 am. wish there were some lockers i can keep my bags after i check out. any ideas to hold a backpack and a small rolling bag from 12 noon till 2 am?
Hi,
There is the Dear I know, anyone knows her? Comments would be appreciated.
Got flight booked June 14th, but so far my frantic search for a decent girlfriendly hotel, under 50 $ has not ended, mBeen reading the entire tripadvisor reviews, unfortunatley all have. Mixed reviews, leaving me clueless, could you please suggest a hotel, with free wifi.
Will be leaving Pattaya tomorrow at 2 am. Wish there were some lockers I can keep my bags after I check out. Any ideas to hold a backpack and a small rolling bag from 12 noon till 2 am?2 AM? So in the middle of the night? Or do you mean 2 PM?
If it's 2 AM I would book another night at the hotel. You don't want to walk around from 12 noon until 2 AM in the Thai climate (at least I don't).
If you meant 2 PM then you can ask your hotel reception if you can check out at 2 PM instead of noon. Usually that's possible for a couple of hundred Bath fee (unless they need the room for another customer).
Or you can ask the hotel reception to look after your luggage. Usually that's no problem.
If it's 2 AM I would book another night at the hotel. You don't want to walk around from 12 noon until 2 AM in the Thai climate (at least I don't.)So the Original Poster plans to check out of his Pattaya hotel at noon, then wander around town in the tropical heat for 14 hours before departing at 2:00 am There's only one reason to leave in the middle of the night, and that's to catch a taxi to BKK in advance of a Dawn Patrol departure. By which point the guy will have probably gone 20 hours since his last shower.
I sure hope he doesn't get the seat next to me on that flight.
In all seriousness, I realize that we're all thrifty guys here. But when you travel internationally it's common to arrive and / or depart in the middle of the night. Yes, it seems like a waste of money to pay for an extra night in the hotel when you're either arriving or leaving at, say, 2:00 am But it's a cost of doing business. If you're looking to economize, book a cheaper hotel, or even a basic guesthouse, for those days at the start and end of your trip. But do yourself a favor. Have someplace where you can lie your head and take a shower, someplace you know your belongings will be secure. It will be worth every satang.
Bunky.
Arrived Marriott beach road around 4:30 pm, changed into shorts and sandals and hit beach road, walking north toward Hilton. usually pickings are slim at this time of day, but i passed 10 or 15 girls in the first 100 meters, many of them decent looking, more than just the fat ones who normally own beach road in the early afternoon. very quickly i spotted a great body, larger-than-normal breasts and a stand-up ass! so i grabbed her arm and pulled her down to sit next to me (by the way, beach road sidewalk has been totally refurbished, the benches and sitting rails are gone, no where to sit except the occasional concrete curb lining the steps to the beach). she was immediately all over me, massaging my arms, legs and very soon my cock. she pointed to all the empty umbrella chairs on the beach and kept saying "farong go away". the tourists are few due to the military coup. but now the curfew is relaxed to midnight-to-four am, so people should start coming back.
Her name was "no" from Bangkok, 26 years old, dark skinned, western looking facial features but a great Thai body. she said her father was american which accounts for her facial features. we quickly agreed to thb 1,000 for two hours. I was horny as a goat, no sex for several weeks so i wanted a quick score and this seemed to be my lucky day.
"no" seemed to be equally horny, or a combination of desperate and horny. we filled the tub with bathwater and she spread her legs and kept trying to pull me on top of her in the tub, she used her fingers to open her pussy to guide me in. the tub was too small so i made my way to the bed, she followed and started a great BBBJ. she kept asking me to give 2,000 for three hours, i laughed it off and said "maybe, depends on how good you are". we did every position imaginable in bed, she liked to cover her head with the towel she brought from the shower and pretend she was a little girl being fucked by daddy! nice role play (maybe some abuse in her childhood? then she asked me to come and watch her [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134)! really? new one on me, so we went to the bathroom, she sat on the toilet, opened her legs and we both watched her [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134). always something new to learn. after she washed herself thoroughly using the water spray she jumped up on the bathroom sink and pulled me in. I've heard of this position before but never tried it. not earth shattering but just the act of doing this combined with her intense thrusting and pleasure made it good for me.
Finally back to the bed. we had been going for 90 minutes by now and i was about worn out, but I wondered what would happen if i agreed to the 2,000, what happens next? so i told her i would give the 2,000, and..wow..off we went for another 30 minutes or so. i actually stuck my cock in her ass by mistake, she never flinched but pointed out to me that I was not in her pussy. I let the anal go on for a while, then shifted back to the pussy (no reaction from her, how desperate is she?
Almost three hours of non-stop action and i was done, finally blew my load. we cuddled for a while, she asked if she could leave to take care of her baby, OK with me.
thb 2,000 for almost three solid hours of intense sex.
Cute face, nice body (a few extra pounds), dark skin, playful attitude and adventuresome personality. I found her across from the Starbucks just north of the entrance to the Marriott.
One last comment, I just walked from Marriott to Hilton and back, around 9:00 pm, and I've never seen a better selection of pretty girls on beach road. i guess the curfew has caused all the freelance girls to hit the street earlier than normal. but i also saw dozens of lady boys mixed in, and they usually come out around midnight. so a fantastic selection available to suit any taste. god I love Thailand, and Pattaya.
Hi,
There is the Dear I know, anyone knows her? Comments would be appreciated.Sounds like you are thinking about starting a relationship with this lady and want to see what you can find out about her. Look at it like this. Thailand is an adult playground. But, it is only a dream and not reality. Have fun and leave. Don't try to justify starting a relationship with a bar girl ext. It never ends good. Have fun and leave. Don't be one of those chumps that send money every month.
Curfew ends at 4 am. Around 5:15 am I left the Marriott to walk the beach, see if anyone was out there. I found four girls directly across from Marriott / Mikes Shopping Center, turned North toward Hilton, saw three more girls, continued walking, three Lady Boys, walked a bit more and came upon three more girls. One was older, had a nice smile and nice shape so I stopped to chat. I asked if everyone had cleared out from midnight until 4 am to honor the curfew, Len said yes. Len said she went to her room and slept until 5, woke and came back to the beach. I asked about the Lady Boys, she said there seem to be more of them on Beach Road and they are around almost all day. I think this is true, since the curfew is prime Lady Boy time in Pattaya.
Len said short time was THB 500. The more we talked the more this seemed like a good idea, so we went to my room. As we showered I was impressed with her tight and shapely body because she obviously is not a young girl. She told me she is 43 years old and her 25 year old son and wife just had a baby, making Len a grandmother. As far as I know this is my first time with a grandmother! She gave an excellent BBBJ, completely unrushed and she seemed to enjoy it. She actually asked my permission to stop. The sex was acceptable, hard for me to follow up the crazy marathon I reported from yesterday, so some conventional relaxing sex with Len was just the ticket for me this morning.
THB 500 for about one hour of conventional and acceptable sex with grandma.
My observation of the 10 or so girls I saw on Beach Road at 5:30 am, a bit rugged. Only two seemed energetic and happy to be there (Len was one), most seemed ragged-out, zoned-out and should have been in their room resting (assuming they have a room in which to rest). And the Lady Boys were a drunken mess.
LittleBigMan
05-31-14, 02:50
Got flight booked June 14th, but so far my frantic search for a decent girlfriendly hotel, under 50 $ has not ended, mBeen reading the entire tripadvisor reviews, unfortunatley all have. Mixed reviews, leaving me clueless, could you please suggest a hotel, with free wifi.Go to Pattay hotel thread and where do you want to stay What area?
LittleBigMan
05-31-14, 02:52
So the Original Poster plans to check out of his Pattaya hotel at noon, then wander around town in the tropical heat for 14 hours before departing at 2:00 am There's only one reason to leave in the middle of the night, and that's to catch a taxi to BKK in advance of a Dawn Patrol departure. By which point the guy will have probably gone 20 hours since his last shower.
I sure hope he doesn't get the seat next to me on that flight.
In all seriousness, I realize that we're all thrifty guys here. But when you travel internationally it's common to arrive and / or depart in the middle of the night. Yes, it seems like a waste of money to pay for an extra night in the hotel when you're either arriving or leaving at, say, 2:00 am But it's a cost of doing business. If you're looking to economize, book a cheaper hotel, or even a basic guesthouse, for those days at the start and end of your trip. But do yourself a favor. Have someplace where you can lie your head and take a shower, someplace you know your belongings will be secure. It will be worth every satang.
Bunky.I could not agree more on this subject! What if it rains like it has been doing? You could be in your loom laying down some pipe? People are funny?
Got flight booked June 14th, but so far my frantic search for a decent girlfriendly hotel, under 50 $ has not ended, mBeen reading the entire tripadvisor reviews, unfortunatley all have. Mixed reviews, leaving me clueless, could you please suggest a hotel, with free wifi.Dynasty Inn Pattaya, Second Road Soi 13: http://www.dynastyinn.com/.
Standard room 1280 B. No need to take a Superior for 1480 B, the only difference is they are a little bit bigger.
Quietly located, if you take a room in the back. The rooms at the front have some noise coming from the Wonderful Bar across the soi.
Centrally located, only a 5 minute stroll to Beach Road and a 10 minute stroll to Walking Street. Plenty of beer bars in the neighbourhood.
Friendly and helpful staff. Spacious rooms with good bed, nice bath room, balcony, in-room safe, free wifi and an easy-chair. Swimming pool at the roof top.
Three Holes
05-31-14, 10:07
Have I been the victim of some kind of Thai Voodoo Black Magic?
Met with a girl on Beach Rd about 9:30 pm, named Bao I think. Quite pretty, great smile, told me she is 29 and looked about that, showed me some hot dance moves and I was hooked, long ponytail, decent curves and biggish ass which I like.
Knowing the bars would close at 12 we agreed to 1,500 LT, me thinking we'the drink and dance for a couple of hours then action time back at my hotel.
While we were walking to Red Car nightclub I noticed her muttering to herself a bit now and then, I ignored and it we danced there for an hour or so, quite busy, people coming and going. We then moved on to Marine disco, quite quiet but we had another fun hour or so there with a few of her hot moves and my geriatric ones, many drinks then baht bus back to my hotel near Central. The muttering went on from time to time and I'm thinking this is weird and she would occasionally look off in the distance with a strange look in her eyes.
Anyway by now I'm quite smashed and my dick was in charge so back at the hotel we made out a little bit on the bed and then some really weird shit happened, she asked if she could cut me on the neck and draw some blood for good luck. WTF?
I said NO F'and WAY.
So she hopped in the bath and I heard the muttering again only now it's louder and more like a chant, I walked in and she stopped, I asked what are you doing? And she just gave me that smile, shrugged and looked away.
So I quickly shower and now on the bed we get into it, BBBJ, ball licking with a bit of handwork, mish and doggie for about an hour or so. I'm not a young guy and at the end of that I'm dozing off, she says do you want me to stay? Not thinking very clearly and ignoring the weird signs I'the been given, this was the ideal opportunity to get rid of her, but dumbass me says sure you stay, looking for a dawn breaker before I send her on her way in the morning.
What must have been about an hour or so later I half wake up feeling a bit itchy on my neck give it a rub and notice her going to the bathroom. Off I doze again and a little while later, I checked my watch it was 4.10 am, she woke me up saying she wants to be paid so she can go to pray at the Temple. Another WTF? Moment but this time I agree, give her the 1,500 and let her out the door. I do a quick check of the valuables and when reception call up I give the OK to return her I'd card and let her go.
While writing this I'm thinking "what a dummy I was to not notice all the signals and warnings I was getting that this was one very f*king strange lady".
Anyway I wake up at 11 ish and feel the soreness on my neck and notice blood on my fingers where I had touched it. I manage to take a selfie of my neck and see that she actually did it while I was sleeping, SHE CUT ME FOR GOOD LUCK! I've got no idea what she used and I think to myself should report this to someone?
I decide nah, let it go, so down to the pool for a few hours, brekkie, swimming etc. When I get back to my room there on the bed is a blood covered pillow case and pillow with a note from the housekeeper saying that they will charge me 650 be to replace them. Another display of my dizziness through this whole thing, I had got up and went out of the room without even noticing the blood stained pillow.
I hope the pics of my neck and pillow attach properly here to show that this is not a fantasy tale, so my questions to you all are these.
WTF happened to me?
Was I the victim of some mumbo jumbo shit?
Was I drugged in some way? I was very vague and dozy.
Has anybody else experienced anything like this?
Cheers 3 H.
Thailand is an adult playground. But, it is only a dream and not reality. Have fun and leave. Don't try to justify starting a relationship with a bar girl ext. It never ends good. Have fun and leave. Don't be one of those chumps that send money every month.*Extremely* good advice. And common sense when you think about it.
Why does this advice have to be repeated so often and why do so many guys still fall into this trap?
I sure hope he doesn't get the seat next to me on that flight. If you're looking to economize, book a cheaper hotel, or even a basic guesthouse, for the days at the start and end of your trip. But do yourself a favor. Have someplace where you can lie your head and take a shower, someplace you know your belongings will be secure. It will be worth every satang.
Bunky.Another possibility I sometimes prefer is to leave the luggage at my hotel, normally no problem and two hrs before going to the airport I take a nice massage and a shower. At the airport I change into some different / warmer clothes.
But now you also have to think about the curfew!
Why does this advice have to be repeated so often and why do so many guys still fall into this trap?Younger first timers to TH. First timers after a divorce in Western countries. All those having no clue about the actresses in Pattaya.
did 2 soi 6 girls. seems like the going rate is 1000 bht and between 300 and 350 for the room. also did 4 fls from beach road. 3 were 800 bht and one 1000 bht. finally did one girl from ibar disco for 1000 bht. nothing special to report, all about 7 experience.
tried scuba for first time. 3000 baht from scuba shop right by walking street sign. only 2 people signed up but still went out. i'm sure they lost money. i decided scuba is not for me. it is good to learn stuff about yourself. also took ferry to island. at the end of walking street there is a pier. there are 3 options. 30 baht 2 hr each way, 150 baht round trip 1 hr each way. i did this one, and 400 baht speedboat 15 min each way. the beaches are much nicer. unless you are on a tight budget, take the speedboat, well worth it.
will be leaving pattaya tomorrow at 2 am. wish there were some lockers i can keep my bags after i check out. any ideas to hold a backpack and a small rolling bag from 12 noon till 2 am?there are rooms you can rent for 400 to 500 baht. rent a room, have some more fun and more importantly wash your ass before you get on the plane.
now is not the time to try to save a few baht.
enjoyed the report.
Uncle Volodya
05-31-14, 21:18
I spend the next three days taking Scuba instruction and going on scuba trips to get my Open Water certificate. Classes and boat trips stare early. You have to be at the dive center by 98 AM every day. Bar hopping and late night pickups from Red Car or Insomnia would be off the menu. For a couple of days. But I figured I could go into town to get a relaxing soapy or hit Soi 6 for a quickie before going home early to get a good night's sleep.
Incidentally, I can't recommend Mermaid's Diving center enough. A bunch of great guys and real pros too. I learned a lot and had a real blast. One on one instruction with plenty of time under water. A great way to decompress (no pun intended) form the bar girl scene. Plus its a good alibi. You sound like less of a pervert if you tell people you are going to Thailand on a diving trip. Especially if your are going alone.
The first day of instruction, which was primarily in the pool under the hot sun really kicked my ass and I am beat. Just as I am at home gathering strength and figuring out which soapy to go to when I get a message form Pim (Ms DD from the threesome a couple of days ago). She says she misses me. I ask her if she wants to come over and have dinner and stay the night. YES! She is down with the program. I take a nap all the time thing about getting my hands on her bodacious boobies.
Pim arrives and she look stunning. She has put a lot of work into her outfit and make up to look nice for me. We have a nice dinner nearby at a place right on the beach in Jomtien and then go back to my room. We relax over a few drinks. She' fun to talk to and tells me some interesting stuff about Thai politics. She is a big supporter of the Reds and an eloquent orator. Though I don't buy her line, as it is just cheap populism, she would make a good organizer and I could see her arguments going over well with the less educated classes. There is more to this lady than I thought.
I finally get into bed and she joins me after taking a shower. She takes forever in the bathroom and I am a little annoyed with my prima donna. But she makes up for it when she gets in the bed and we have a nice lovemaking session. Her boobs are absolutely amazing, defying gravity despite being natural. They are absolutely perfect. We finish with her blowing me and wanking me off all over her tits (this will become our routine) and I settle in to sleep with my arms around her lovely little frame. She tells me she is happy that I called her. She thought I liked Na better than her! Its true I did pay more attention to Na, but its only because not seemed more into the whole thing. Maybe I inadvertedly made her jealous and am now reaping the benefits? I will never figure these girls out...
We wake up at 7 AM the next morning. I was worried that I'd have to drag her out of bed, but Pim is a trooper and gets ready very quickly. She throws up again this morning and this will be the recurrent pattern every day. Maybe she's pregnant? I tell her that I am worried about her and that she shouldn't: drink so much. She tells me that she has a stomach condition and not to worry. We kiss and go our separate ways. I give her 2 K baht and tell her I want to see her again tonight. I am getting very used to having her in my bed and this is very convenient since I again have to wake up early tomorrow.
After another day if diving, this time we go to a beautiful island just off Pattaya, I go home to rest. This is fun but grueling. Especially in the heat. Pim agrees to come over at 8 PM. She comes on her motor scooter (looking very cute with her helmet and all). The plan is to go into town and visit her sister (real sister) at the gogo she works at on WS (Tiger or something like that. Right by Soi Diamond).
We hop on the motor bike with her driving and we are in WS and at her sister's bar in a few minutes. She introduvces me to her sister who works as a Hello, girl. A little older than Pim and more Indian looking. Not really my type. But there is a resemblance. The sister is happy to meet me and tells me she has heard I am a good man. Wow! Is Pim getting serious? We go off to eat at Beer Garden and I promise to bring her hard working sister back some food.
Pim is looking mighty fine and drawing many looks from the guys on WS. I am proud as peacock as we make our way down to Beer Garden, holding hands with my beautiful little diva. We have a delicious dinner at Beer garden The waitress is very nice saying that we are a very cute couple. When she bring our appetizer. Shrimp sashimi the little shrimp are positioned on the plate in the shape of a heart. Nice touch! I enjoy Pim's company. We can talk but also have non-awkward silences where we do our own thing.
We get some food for her sister and go back to the bar. We go in and I buy her sister an LD and Pim a drink. Her sister is very friendly and jokes that I should call her sister in law. "Why not! I play along, just for fun. The bar is kind of dead and the dancers are not very sexy. I like her sister and don't mind buying her drinks. But the there is a lot of pressure to buy drinks for sister, her friend, and the shot girls also are there pressuring too. I buy a couple more rounds but this is getting annoying. To her credit Pim is obedient when I tell her I want to leave and we leave after one more song. I am glad to get out of there and Pim is still in a good mood.
It's still pretty early (11.20) when we go to the condo. We make love again and this time Pim is really into it. At one point I am doing her doggy standing up in front of the mirror and desk. Wild stuff. After we both cum we lay in each other's arms. Pim says she wants to see me again tomorrow. I tell her tomorrow is my last night off diving and that I want to go hangout out with my dive buddies. In actuality I'd like a change of pace and to find another girl or girls. I don't want to lie to Pim and tell her I will take her then stand her up. But she is getting emotional. Don't I want to be with her? Am I just like every other guy a butterfly? She starts saying some crazy stuff: that she won't even say Hello, to me if she sees me on WS and that that's OK and that she will die alone.
I am also getting annoyed as its already getting late and I have to get up early in the morning. I tell he this is ridiculous and ask her to leave. She gets dressed and I giver het the customary 2 K. I hug her goodbye and she starts sobbing in my arms. I feel very sorry for her and hold her close to me telling her that it's OK and that she can stay. Her eyes are full of tears and she is still very emotional. I push her into the bed and we make very tender love before falling asleep and in each other's arms. This is getting a little intense.
We get up early and Pim is a sport getting ready to leave so early. On a whim I tell her that I want to meet her again tonight and this makes her very happy. She gives me a ride to the dive center which saves me a ton of time. She is so cute driving her little motor bike!
The last day of diving is great, but takes forever as there is paperwork to complete before you get the certificate. I get home by 6, nap, and Pim comes over at her usual 8 PM. One good thing about her is that she is very punctual! She's' also brought food and drinks with her, which is great since I haven't eaten. I give her money for it but I am sure she would not have asked if I hadn't done so.
We have a great night just hanging out in bed watching TV and making love. Yingluck was stripped of her PM position and we watch the news with Pim explaining stuff to me and also teaching me Thai. This is indeed getting to be a real GFE.
We wake up much later in the morning as I am done with diving for the trip. Pim is cheerful and we make love one last time. I finish on my back with her sitting up and leaning over me, wanking off as her boobs bounce on my chest. This image will stay in my mind for a long, long time.
She has to go back north to visit her family (she believes this will bring her luck), so I am off the hook tonight. I like Pim but I don't want to get too involved with her. I am not crazy enough to try something serious with her. She is a nice enough girl but a bit unbalanced. I do, however want to see her again. Maybe I can take her for a nice trip to the beaches down south next time in Thailand. (one bad thing about Pattay is that it is a real shit hole nature wise).
She is really unique as she combines those huge boobs with a nice relatively trim body.
I have stayed in touch with her since being back home and she has been cool thus far. She hasn't asked me for money or anything. Though I did agree to send her some bras, as it is difficult for her to find them in her size in Thailand. Actually this turned out to be kind of a fiasco as the bras I order form Victoria Secret for her turn out to be crap quality (fuck them! And she is a little pissed at me right now...
All in all a nice way to spend these days. But Uncle V is not the domestic type and he is rearing to get back into the action!
In the next episode Uncle V finds a real gem back at his old hunting ground...
Stay horny my friends...
Uncle V.
Uncle Volodya
05-31-14, 21:40
Have I been the victim of some kind of Thai Voodoo Black Magic?
Jesus, man that is some scary shit! This is why I am a little scared of the chicks on BR. But RC is my fuckign stomping ground, so this is disconcerting.
Stay horny my friend. (And get your wound checked out!
Uncle V.
Thanks for another great report UV. I have enjoyed reading them.
Good to see you're keeping your head on straight and not getting sucked into something more with the girl, now matter how good a shag or how much of a sweetheart she is. There lies the road to ruin.
I think it is useful to have such a girl in your contacts, especially if you want to visit some of the more remote parts of Thailand that don't have many p4p options and you want to take girl with you.
Good work dude.
Paul Kausch
05-31-14, 22:03
Have I been the victim of some kind of Thai Voodoo Black Magic?
...
WTF happened to me?
Was I the victim of some mumbo jumbo shit?
Was I drugged in some way? I was very vague and dozy.
Has anybody else experienced anything like this?
Cheers 3 H.My first thought is you got lucky (haha) and hooked up with a nut case. My second thought is to ask if you did an inventory of your valuables. You may have been drugged and robbed, which is not an unheard of scenario in many mongering destinations all over the world. My third thought is that she now has a specimen of your blood, perhaps some of your hair; she's created a little doll that is a likeness of you; and now she can put you in a trance and control your behavior. Thai voodoo is some serious scary shit!
I'm just pull your leg. But there is a good lesson in your story. If in anyway a lady gives you any bad or even slightly weird vibes, get rid of her ASAP. Why tempt fate? Unless you know the lady or you're deal with an MP or an escort agency, always keep your wits when chasing pussy.
Hmm, notice this is my 1300th post. Is that a coincidence? Are you triskaidekaphobic?
Uncle Volodya
05-31-14, 22:08
I think it is useful to have such a girl in your contacts, especially if you want to visit some of the more remote parts of Thailand that don't have many p4p options and you want to take girl with you.
Good work dude.Thanks I am glad you liked the report!
Those are my thoughts exactly. But it will be a bit tricky with this one as I think she is expecting a lot more from me. Will have t play the old push -pull, hot-cold game with her via I'm to perfection to pull it off.
Fucking VS! She was so happy to get the damned bras and they turned out to be complete shit. Maybe I should bite the bullet and spend another $100 on bras from more quality brand (and suggestions guys? Intimissemi maybe? It could turn out to be a worthwhile investment if I could pull of a sexy trip to a place like Koh Lippi with her this winter.
Walked Beach Road again this morning, 5:30 or so, about same condition as yesterday morning, 10 girls, three Lady Boys within several meters of Marriott entrance. I chose a tiny little, dark skinned lady who really wanted me to chose her, Noi said "I have no customer" Certainly a buyer's market at this time. And huge black clouds, thunder and lightning in the sky, we both wanted to get back to the hotel to avoid the coming storm. Agreed to THB 500 for short time, I only have two hours before leaving Amazing Thailand. For a small lady she was a real trooper, started with BBBJ and she was really good at it, then Cowgirl which many small girls will not try with me, then I rolled her around the bed trying all my favorites. I worked her hard, some animal instinct makes me pound the little ones with extra enthusiasm.
THB 500 for one hour, one shot with a spinner. I'm happy.
Three Holes
06-01-14, 04:19
My first thought is you got lucky (haha) and hooked up with a nut case. My second thought is to ask if you did an inventory of your valuables. You may have been drugged and robbed, which is not an unheard of scenario in many mongering destinations all over the world. My third thought is that she now has a specimen of your blood, perhaps some of your hair; she's created a little doll that is a likeness of you; and now she can put you in a trance and control your behavior. Thai voodoo is some serious scary shit!
I'm just pull your leg. But there is a good lesson in your story. If in anyway a lady gives you any bad or even slightly weird vibes, get rid of her ASAP. Why tempt fate? Unless you know the lady or you're deal with an MP or an escort agency, always keep your wits when chasing pussy.
Hmm, notice this is my 1300th post. Is that a coincidence? Are you triskaidekaphobic?Got lucky? Haha don't think so, if I wasn't smashed I probably would have been scared as hell.
I don't think she actually wanted to hurt me or harm me, she really worked hard to make me happy sex wise and just generally. I think she just genuinely believed that my blood would be lucky for her. I had another one from Insomnia last night and I asked her about it. Despite limited English I did get the impression that she knew about it. Before I finished telling her she mentioned "on the neck?
But you're right, any doubt I'll GTF out in future.
And no I'm not triwhateveritis.
ActionOriented
06-01-14, 05:46
All in all a nice way to spend these days. But Uncle V is not the domestic type and he is rearing to get back into the action!
In the next episode Uncle V finds a real gem back at his old hunting ground.
Uncle V, you appear to be on a really long trip of Pattaya. My thoughts on this report were that you like Pim as much as she likes you and things are getting complicated between the both of you. Hope her travelling to the North cools things down between the both of you and leaves you to hunt new game.
Keep reporting.
ActionOriented
06-01-14, 05:49
Walked Beach Road again this morning, 5:30 or so, about same condition as yesterday morning, 10 girls, three Lady Boys within several meters of Marriott entrance. I chose a tiny little, dark skinned lady who really wanted me to chose her, Noi said "I have no customer" Certainly a buyer's market at this time. And huge black clouds, thunder and lightning in the sky, we both wanted to get back to the hotel to avoid the coming storm. Agreed to THB 500 for short time, I only have two hours before leaving Amazing Thailand. For a small lady she was a real trooper, started with BBBJ and she was really good at it, then Cowgirl which many small girls will not try with me, then I rolled her around the bed trying all my favorites. I worked her hard, some animal instinct makes me pound the little ones with extra enthusiasm.
THB 500 for one hour, one shot with a spinner. I'm happy. THB 500 is almost nothing (almost a bang for free). You are getting great deals on Beach Road (or you must be a great negotiator).
I wonder if this Noi is the same as Uncle V's Noi.
Uncle Volodya
06-01-14, 06:06
Uncle V, you appear to be on a really long trip of Pattaya. My thoughts on this report were that you like Pim as much as she likes you and things are getting complicated between the both of you. Hope her travelling to the North cools things down between the both of you and leaves you to hunt new game.
Keep reporting. Thanks man. No I am not in Pats. I was there earlier last month. Trip was about 11 days. I'm not posting in real time. Just writing and posting when I get a chance.
Crocodilexp
06-01-14, 09:41
THB 500 is almost nothing (almost a bang for free). You are getting great deals on Beach Road (or you must be a great negotiator).
500 baht is still very much the going rate on Beach Road for the lower-tier girls, or for almost all of them at the ungodly hour of 5 am. Totally buyer's market. The prettier ones may ask whatever they think will fly, but will almost always settle for 700, unless it's prime time (8 pm) on a busy evening, and they're sure to get another punter paying more within 30 min.
On my last visit, I had 1x500, 1x600, 1x700... and none of those were with the skanks.
It is indeed a great deal, given how 10 years ago the going rate was also 500 (and prices of all other goods were much lower)... but back then, the quality on Beach Road was way, way, better, and there were many more girls available at all hours, not only an the peak time of 19:30-23:30pm like now.
Uncle Volodya
06-01-14, 10:20
THB 500 is almost nothing (almost a bang for free). You are getting great deals on Beach Road (or you must be a great negotiator).
I wonder if this Noi is the same as Uncle V's Noi. And how about taking a beauty home for GFE well into the next day for 1. 5 to 2 K?
This is les than you will pay for a good dinner in most places.
Simply amazing!
I am planning a Germany FKK trip soon. I expect to spend at least 300 Euros (almost eight times the Pattaya LT rate) per night, and I will still be going to bed alone every night.
My new catalog featuring Central Pattaya; Soi Buakhao & Soi LK Metro Go-Go Bars is completed and available now in PDF format to any member who would like a copy. Just PM me with your email address and I'll send it right out to you. It's a good way to plan your entertainment while visiting Pattaya.
There are 35 more clubs listed (in addition to the Walking Street catalog) along with brief descriptions and references to web sites containing reviews and other information – more girls than you could fuck in a lifetime. I'm sure there are a few more clubs in the Pattaya-Jomtien-Naklua-Dark-side vicinities I've not included but IMHO are just not worth mentioning.
Regards, Daddy.
ActionOriented
06-01-14, 10:56
And how about taking a beauty home for GFE well into the next day for 1. 5 to 2 K?
This is les than you will pay for a good dinner in most places.
Simply amazing!
I am planning a Germany FKK trip soon. I expect to spend at least 300 Euros (almost eight times the Pattaya LT rate) per night, and I will still be going to bed alone every night.
500 baht is still very much the going rate on Beach Road for the lower-tier girls, or for almost all of them at the ungodly hour of 5 am. Totally buyer's market. The prettier ones may ask whatever they think will fly, but will almost always settle for 700, unless it's prime time (8 pm) on a busy evening, and they're sure to get another punter paying more within 30 min.
On my last visit, I had 1x500, 1x600, 1x700. and none of those were with the skanks.
It is indeed a great deal, given how 10 years ago the going rate was also 500 (and prices of all other goods were much lower). but back then, the quality on Beach Road was way, way, better, and there were many more girls available at all hours, not only an the peak time of 19:30-23:30pm like now. This makes it sounds so very attractive. Pricing in Pattaya appears to be much more reasonable than BKK. I just hope beach road has decent girls when I visit next (don't want to be bummed out).
However, I understand that the rates for the Go-Go girls remains at the same levels as BKK.
Naked Gunz
06-01-14, 11:17
All those having no clue about the actresses in Pattaya. Can't really blame them. No hope of a job (esp after 30), no education, kids and family pressure to send money home. Some are actually trying to find love, but even Thais have to pay a deposit to the family on the girl of their choice. Dowry system dictates payment. Just the way it is there. I was just paid back hundreds of thousands of baht after I helped one lady for a couple years get on her feet after she was dumped in the street by her farang husband. No need to bad mouth all of them.
Uncle Volodya
06-01-14, 11:59
Thanks to Daddy O's fine work I was able to find Crystal Gogo's facebook page, where I found pics of my waitress lady from Day 4 of my trip.
Unfortunately these don't provide a view of her amazing legs.
Does anyone know this girl? Anyone taken her before? In the pics she always appears as a waitress, but I'm pretty sure I could have taken her.
We really seemed to hit it off (she was stroking my cock) and I'd like to give her a try next time I'm in town.
Sir Lancelot
06-01-14, 16:21
in april i posted a 21 day diary on this forum but subsequently all of the text on certain days disappeared. jackson has since explained that was due to isg migrating to a new server and invited people to re-post if they wish. my apologies if this lengthy post is a nuisance if you read it first time round but i hope it will provide useful information to others.
day 13, saturday: pattaya.
i wanted to fuck two girls today. my plan was to meet up with macca again later to visit the beer-bars, but beforehand i wanted some daytime action.
i decided to go to dream teen, where i had a great experience last year. i met a spectacular girl called new who gave me some of the best sex of the trip. heading down soi buakhao from lk metro, i passed the purple sawasdee siam hotel and turned right at the next junction. dream teen is a short distance up this road on the left. it looks like a regular massage shop from the outside. it was 5. 30 pm when i entered and a receptionist pushed a price-list towards me. i opted for an oil massage in a basic room for 400 baht. you can pay extra for a double bed and a bath and i must say i was intrigued by the 'sweet room' (a spelling mistake i assume). all i wanted was a bed, a girl and air-con.
it's possible to choose your girl via a folder on the reception desk but i find this an unreliable way to select girls as often the photos are out-of-date or photoshopped. i asked to see a line-up and the receptionist indicated for me to sit down on a couch as she assembled the available girls. only six girls lined up and the standard was surprisingly low, a similar quality to the type of girls you'the see plying their trade on beach road. on top of that they looked bored and only one girl smiled when i looked at her. by default i picked her. if you come to dream teen hoping to find girls in their late teens, you'll be disappointed. the girls looked to be between 25 and 30.
it was a shame not to see new again. she was a 10/10 girl who gave me a 10/10 service. normally i want to try to fuck as many girls as possible when i'm in thailand but i would have happily made an exception for her. although my choice wasn't a stunner, i was reasonably pleased. she was a girl-next-door type, with a round face, a slender body and the kind of big lips perfect for blow-jobs. her name was mint and she was 24. she led me upstairs to a tiny room which contained little more than a single bed and a partitioned shower area. there was no window so the room felt a bit like a prison cell. perhaps paying extra for a superior room is money well spent. before mint closed the door i saw a pretty girl, possibly an 8/10, leaving a room with a customer. it proves that this place does have some good lookers.
we showered before mint gave me a nice oil massage on the bed. she remained dressed but i was naked. what i like about places like this is that the massages aren't token efforts, the girls know what they are doing. she worked her magic on my shoulders, my back and my legs and when she massaged my thighs i felt myself getting hard. "turn over" she said. she continued massaging my thighs and my cock was straining at the leash.
she removed the towel, applied oil on her hands and gave me a great hand-job. normally i don't see the point of paying a girl to do something you can do yourself (usually far better) but it felt great and better than any blow-job i've had recently. "you want extras? " she asked. i contemplated sticking with the hand-job but i judge the success of each trip on how many girls i fuck, so i opted for the 'full service' . the price was 1500 baht for a body-massage, blow-job and sex.
she peeled off her dress revealing a slim figure and small tits. she squeezed oil from a bottle over my chest and then leaned over me and used her tits to rub me. it was extremely pleasurable but sadly it only lasted a minute before she rolled a condom on to my dick and gave me a blow-job. like the body-to-body massage this also only lasted a minute.
mint manoeuvred herself astride me and lowered herself on. she rode me slowly, rocking her hips back and forth on mine and then smiled. "you big" she said. by western standards i'm fairly average but it's always good for the ego! her body glistened with oil and her nipples were erect. i leaned up and sucked them but disappointingly when we kissed, she did so with her mouth closed. we went through my usual tick-list of positions culminating in her riding me 'reverse cowgirl' giving me a great view of her ass as i shot my load.
we showered again and got changed. i paid her 1500 baht and then fished around my wallet for a tip. a couple of hundred baht was probably fair but i didn't have less than 500. i handed it to her intending to ask for change but she almost exploded with joy at my generosity, so i decided to let her keep it all. she gave me a bone-crunching hug and planted three kisses on my lips. i wished she had shown the same enthusiasm to kiss when i was fucking her!
dream teen enjoys a good reputation but i probably would not go again. 1900 baht is almost the cost of a soapy massage and for that i fucked a fairly average girl in the most basic of rooms. for just 300 baht extra i could fuck a hottie in a luxury room in honey 2 with a soapy massage thrown in for good measure. in fairness to dream teen though, the girls are renowned for their sexual prowess and mint didn't let me down in that regard. not forgetting the fact that new was one of my 'girls of the trip' last year and gave me some of the best sex i've ever had.
i walked back to my hotel via soi lk metro. ten girls were sat outside devils den but i didn't see either of the girls i fucked last year. it's a place famed for threesomes so perhaps later in the trip i'd treat myself. 3600 baht for 90 minutes with two girls is good value. it was 6. 30 pm and getting dark. the beer-bars along soi diana were coming alive and girls outnumbered customers heavily. i got back to lek hotel and ate at the dinner buffet. it cost 250 baht and i plundered the various meat, fish and rice dishes. drinks cost extra.
my plan tonight was to meet macca and visit some beer bars. originally we planned to meet at 9 pm but macca texted me to say he was running late because he went to watch pattaya united play. they lost 3-0 and macca decided to walk back from the ground. it was a long way. as a result i had a couple of hours to kill so i found an internet caf.
it was 9. 40 pm by the time i arrived at lisa bar. it's a large and lively beer-bar located on 2nd road that has gogo quality girls. i was ten minutes late but macca wasn't there so i sat down at a street-side table and ordered myself a beer. two attractive girls were dancing on the bar and there were 20 sat around including some exceptional talent. my favourite was a lovely tall girl with long curly hair and a fresh-faced innocence that suggested she was new to the business. we exchanged smiles which she took as an invitation to walk over. before she sat down, macca arrived. we said hello, and i asked him about his day but when i turned around the pretty girl had walked back to the bar. macca ordered himself a beer and we told each other about our respective afternoons. two girls came over and the girl who took a shine to macca had the kind of body i like. she was a small girl but had disproportionately large boobs. my girl was fairly average but spoke good english. "you been here before? " she asked so i told her about lin, the 10/10 i bar-fined last year. my heart skipped a beat when she pointed to the toilets and said "i see her earlier" . i had thought about lin a lot between trips and i would certainly bar-fine her again given the chance, but lin didn't come out of the toilets and i didn't spot her at all for the half an hour i was at lisa bar. the girl next to me had got her confused with someone else.
i noticed the pretty young girl with curly hair kept looking over to me and smiling. the girl next to me noticed and said "you like girl? " i nodded and she called the cutie over before saying "lady-drink for me? " i like lisa bar but there is too much pressure to buy drinks at times. the curly-haired girl was tall and skinny and had braces on her teeth which added to her innocent charm. she had a lovely face but her skin would certainly have benefited from a bottle of clearasil. her english was limited and after the usual introductory questions she asked "you buy me drink? " if i was on my own i would have obliged but macca was keen to move on. i told her "we go soon, maybe next time" which she perceived as a lack of interest and walked off. two minutes later she was dancing on the bar and i was hypnotised by her perfect body. she was certainly an option for later.
there were several other good lookers. on the next table was a sexy girl wearing a white playboy t-shirt, with the face of a hardcore pro and a curvy figure. she was the type who would certainly provide a wild time. as macca and i left we saw two honeys sat on the end table. one was a 9/10 and flirtatiously said "come back later" as we walked past. lisa bar is definitely one of my favourite bars in pattaya. they have some gorgeous girls that would grace any gogo bar and the prices are relatively cheap. the bar-fine is 500 baht and last year i paid just 1500 for short-time with lin, a girl i rated 10/10.
opposite is drinking street, a large beer-bar complex containing 20 open-sided bars. it was 10 pm and the place was busy. girls screamed theatrically when we walked past and macca and i chose to stop at a bar halfway down on the right. there were 10 girls and just two other customers. i like the relaxed atmosphere of beer bars and none of the girls asked for a drink. one had a lovely face but seemed very shy. macca and i agreed that if we saw her in a bar in england, we'd be drooling.
a young cutie with blond highlights was sat with an old guy but the prettiest girl was working at a bar opposite. she had classic thai beauty with a lovely face and long, jet-black straight hair. just as i was about to suggest to macca that we should go to her bar next, a man sat down in front of her and five minutes later they were playing jenga. she would be busy for a while i conceded. another bar seemed to specialise in larger ladies. there were two girls dancing, who weren't curvy, chubby or chunky even, they were genuinely fat. one was perhaps the biggest thai girl i've ever seen with thighs like tree-trunks and the physique of a sumo wrestler. fair play to her, she was dancing on the bar with tremendous effort. perhaps she was trying to lose weight.
macca spotted a girl sitting at the bar next door who he had unsuccessfully tried to bar-fine three times in previous trips. "she's a tease" he told me. we went to her bar and he was right, she chatted with macca for two minutes, then went to chat with another customer. she had the attention span of a young child. macca told me there was just something about her that he couldn't resist. she was a pretty girl and it's funny how the thrill of the chase sometimes heightens expectations. eventually she came back so macca decided to try his luck again. this time, much to his surprise, she said yes. perhaps his fitness regime and resultant ripped physique had paid dividends? or perhaps it was just fourth time lucky? the bar-fine was 300 baht and surprisingly she quoted just 1000 baht for short-time. for the quality of girl that was fantastic value. this time it was macca's turn to tease. he didn't want to bar-fine too early so he told her "i bar-fine you another night" . i detected the merest hint of a frown on her face and the merest hint of smugness on his.
the rest of the girls at the bar were a mixture. an older woman wearing blue jeans was dancing who macca established was 42 years old. i joked to him that perhaps she was the mother of one of the other girls. a jovial swiss man sat next to me introduced himself as roland. he was sat opposite a pretty girl in a black and white dress, who he had bar-fined the night before. he pointed to another girl and told me that he had bar-fined her three times and then he pointed at a girl dancing on a table nearby and told me that she was another of his former conquests. although beer-bars aren't my first choice, i can see why guys like them. they can be rich hunting grounds with lots of girls available for cheap prices. they are very relaxed with no pressure to buy drinks and there are always gems to be found. and of course half the fun is looking.
where next? macca and i walked down to the far end of the complex where the bars were quieter and had fewer girls. "sometimes there can be some pretty girls hidden up here" macca said but not so tonight. we backtracked and chose a bar near the entrance on the strength of two young girls dancing on the bar. a pretty girl served us our beers, probably late teens and the prettiest girl i had seen in drinking street tonight. another girl sat down in front of me, who was pretty but on closer inspection a bit chubby for my liking. macca was engaged in conversation with one of the other girls so i bought her a drink and we played a game in which you have to press down the teeth of an alligator and hope its jaw doesn't snap shut. it was a game of chance but amusingly she lost every time.
macca and i finished our beers and decided to leave drinking street. we had been there a few hours and the talent levels had underwhelmed us. we decided to try soi 7. we walked to beach road and hailed a songthaew. 100 yards down the street three pretty thai girls hopped on and sat next to us. "should we stay on? " joked macca. the time was 12.40 am so they were probably on their way to one of the nightclubs on walking street.
soi 7 is a long street of beer-bars although i've never been impressed on previous visits. the girls are older here than elsewhere, catering for the ex-pat crowd. we walked down the middle of the street hoping to spot some cuties, but we didn't see any that tempted us. we stopped at one bar for a drink and immediately a 7/10 sat on macca's knee and another girl came to talk with me. my girl was below average but she started to massage my shoulders and it felt good. i told her "if good massage i buy you drink" and she massaged with renewed vigour. i had no intention of bar-fining her but why not be generous with these girls if they please you? the girl on macca's lap was the best looker at the bar but macca didn't appreciate her trying to put her hand down his shirt. she sensed his lack of interest and five minutes later was sat on the lap of a young guy nearby. he looked like a first-timer and bought her a lady-drink. her tricks of the trade didn't work on macca but the newbie was easy prey! on the opposite side of the bar a black man was tossing 20 baht notes in to the air and filming the ensuing melee on his phone as the girls scrambled for his money. he was having the time of his life.
the time was 1. 20 am and time to find my girl for the night. the only standout girls so far were the three hotties from lisa bar. i toyed with the idea of going back but sometimes nights like these can be like a game of blackjack. stick or twist? i decided to try one more bar and told macca "take me to a sure-fire bet" . he led me to a beer-bar complex situated next to the night bazaar. it was a long complex with maybe 20 open-sided bars that stretched down towards soi buakhao. i was immediately impressed by the quality of girls. macca liked the look of one wearing a blue dress at daokai, the first bar on the left. she had a pretty face and a cropped fringe but sadly her personality didn't match her looks. her arms remained folded and macca told me that whenever he asked her a question, she answered "i don't care" . not a good attitude! he suspected that maybe she'the returned from an earlier short-time and didn't feel very good about herself. we finished our drinks and decided to see if we could bag a hottie at one of the gogo bars.
we walked to soi buakao, past pook bar which specialises in ladyboys and on the opposite side of the street i saw a pretty girl with braces on her teeth at jony bar. she smiled as we walked past. we went to sugar sugar. there were six girls dancing, one of whom was a stunner so i informed a waitress i'd like to buy her a drink. i had to wait for 15 minutes before she came down, in which time macca stood up and declared that he was calling it a night. five minutes later the hottie joined me and downed her tequila. she was a 9/10 but sadly the signs weren't good. she seemed a nice girl but there wasn't a spark. most girls would be desperate for a bar-fine at this time of night but she played it cool. my suspicions were confirmed when i asked her how much and she told me "bar-fine 850 baht but i no bar-fine tonight" . i suspected that a pretty girl like her had been bar-fined earlier and was now happy to pick up lady-drinks. i paid my bill, kissed her on the cheek and left.
the time was 2. 45 am. i backtracked down soi buakhao hoping to see the young girl at jony bar but now it was closed. i walked back to the night bazaar beer-bars. it was much quieter than earlier and most bars just had a couple of girls. i didn't spot any contenders until i arrived at the last bar, daokai, which macca and i visited earlier in the night. the young cutie was still there, sat on her own. she gave me a smile and i hesitated. she was cold and distant earlier but now she was smiling and waving. i walked over and said hello, her name was sar and she asked "where your friend? " i told her that he had gone to bed and she asked "you bar-fine me? " i decided to go for it. the time was late and she was a pretty girl. i paid the bar-fine of 300 baht and we agreed on a price of 1500 baht for long-time. it seemed decent value for all night with a girl of her quality.
sadly it proved to be a terrible experience, one of my worst in asia.
we walked back to my hotel hand-in-hand but things began to deteriorate when we got to my room. i told sar to choose what to put on tv and she said "you not want boom-boom? " i can understand short-time girls being in a rush, but why was she? after showering we lay in bed and she acted shy. i tried to chat with her to help her relax but she acted coldly and bizarrely asked "why you keep looking at me? " what a terrible attitude.
i should have gone with my instincts and avoided her after the way she talked to macca earlier but i was lulled in by her smile. we lay in silence for a minute before i decided to try again. she seemed a bit more relaxed but when i leaned forward to kiss her she pulled her head away and said "i not sweet girl, i not kiss" . for the second time i rolled on to my back and stared at the ceiling. after a few minutes she said "we have boom boom, me tired" and unwrapped her towel revealing a nice pair of tits. but her moodiness had left me cold and my dick was as limp as a wet rag. i explained to sar that i need help to get hard to which she said "i not suck" with a disgusted look on her face. "touch? " i asked and she shook her head. she was frustrating me now.
i have a rule. i never fuck a girl who doesn't want to be there. i explained that to her and she said "okay i go" . she got out of bed and got changed. i felt frustrated but it was the right thing to do. i said i'd walk her back to the bar. "why? " she asked and i told her that i wanted a refund on the bar-fine. she opened her purse and tossed three 100 baht notes on to my bed. unbelievably she expected me to pay! i asked her why she was angry with me and she snapped "i pay back bar-fine, can i go now? " i opened the door and sar stomped out.
i hate seeing girls upset and i hate meeting girls who clearly don't want to be working in the sex industry. it's not fair on them and it's not fair on customers. mostly i couldn't understand sar's attitude. i went through the last hour in my head and couldn't think of anything i had done wrong. i had treated her well and when she made it abundantly clear that she didn't want to have sex, i let her go. i then remembered macca's theory earlier in the night that she had come back from a short-time and felt bad about herself. i then felt sorry for her. she must be in a desperate situation to have to force herself to work in a job she obviously hates so much.
the time was 3. 30 am and i didn't feel in the mood to go and find another girl. it neatly summed up my time in pattaya so far. it was about time this trip started delivering me some quality girls.
Thanks to Daddy O's fine work I was able to find Crystal Gogo's facebook page, where I found pics of my waitress lady from Day 4 of my trip.
Unfortunately these don't provide a view of her amazing legs.
Does anyone know this girl? Anyone taken her before? In the pics she always appears as a waitress, but I'm pretty sure I could have taken her.
We really seemed to hit it off (she was stroking my cock) and I'd like to give her a try next time I'm in town.
Better yet, has anyone ever taken the one standing beside her in the middle picture and man enough to tell us about it? LOL.
Crystal is one of my favorite clubs. Lots of hot women.
You are correct Uncle V, the waitresses are on the menu also.
Sir Lancelot
06-01-14, 17:27
After a lie-in and a leisurely breakfast I spent a couple of hours on the beach. It's probably the busiest beach in Thailand. I don't understand why regular tourists don't go to Phuket or Krabi instead as they are far more scenic corners of Thailand and the beaches are superior, much quieter and the water is cleaner too.
Mid-afternoon I went to an internet cafe to catch up on the news back home. At right angles to my cubicle there was a ladyboy talking to someone on Skype, probably a former customer on the other side of the world. After the conversation finished she was readying herself to leave when she spotted me. "Hello handsome" she said in the way only ladyboys can, before adding "you have girlfriend? " I smiled sheepishly which she saw as a green light to lift her T-shirt and flash her fake tits at me. I returned my attention back to BBC news.
Last night Macca told me about some massage places near Soi LK Metro that offer extras, so I decided to pay them a visit. The main concentration are at the Soi Buakhao ends of Soi 11 and Soi 25. They have suggestive names like 'Up To You Massage' hinting at the extras which can be negotiated. Most had half a dozen girls sitting outside, aged between 20 and 30. Amusingly they held boards which said 'foot massage, oil massage, Thai massage' but when single men walked past they flipped their signs around and they said 'hand-job, blow-job, sex'.
The majority of the girls were fairly average but there were a few gems. I spotted two pretty girls outside PARADISE, near the junction between Soi 11 and Soi Buakhao. One of them had a pretty face, a short fashionable haircut and was wearing a low-cut top that revealed an enticing pair of tits. She was the kind of girl who could easily work in a gogo bar.
She flashed me a big smile and said "you want massage? Just 200 baht" . How could I resist? Her name was Nico and she was 29 years old. She led me upstairs to a room which contained eight walled cubicles behind curtains. An old man walked past towards the communal bathroom, wearing just a towel wrapped around his hips. Nico led me to a cubicle and opened the curtain. There was a single bed and not much else. I could touch facing walls at the same time with my arms outstretched. Music was playing on a radio. I undressed and she instructed me to lie on my front. The massage was good and before long she was rubbing my thighs and accidentally brushing my private parts with her fingers. I love the building sense of anticipation in these kind of places. Oil massages are a great form of foreplay.
She asked me turn around and smiled when she saw I was hard. For some reason I always find this a bit embarrassing. "No need to be shy" she said, "I see lots before" . She stroked me and asked "extras? " It was probably the least necessary question I've ever been asked. She told me the prices. A hand-job would cost 500 baht, a blow-job 700 and sex was 1000. I opted for the full package.
Nico pulled off her top revealing a pair of natural tits so perfect they could be framed and displayed in the National Gallery. She rubbed them over my chest and torso and kissed me on the mouth using her tongue. The blow-job was phenomenal. She sucked me slowly and deeply and fixed me with a sexy stare as she dragged her fingernails down my chest. Paradise was living up to its name. I could have let her finish me off there and then.
Nico tried to lower herself on to me but she was extremely tight so she stood up, wrapped herself in a towel and rushed out of our cubicle. Thirty seconds later she came back with a sachet of lubricant. She tore it open, applied it and then slowly lowered herself on. This time I slid in easily. She slowly bounced up and down on me as I held her perfect tits. Ironically 'Groovy Kind of Love' was playing on the radio. I leaned up so we were both upright and she grinded her hips in to mine as we kissed and then I buried my face in to her tits. I flipped her on to her back which was a tricky manoeuvre in the confined space. Whatever the position, she really got in to it. She dug her fingernails in to me, pulled my hips in to hers and showered me with kisses. It felt exciting because people were in the other cubicles so we fucked as passionately and as quietly as we could. There was a seediness I loved.
Appropriately 'Take My Breath Away' was playing on the radio as she rode me in reverse cowgirl to a climax. I reached around her, grabbed her tits and pulled her to lie flat on me as we got our breaths back, me still inside her. She kissed me and said "good boom boom" like she was my driving test examiner.
After showering we got changed and I paid her. The massage cost 200 baht and the sex was 1000. She was a fantastic, passionate performer who provided me with the best sex of the trip so far, so I tipped her 300 baht. She happily agreed to pose for photos but suggested that I take them at the top of the stairs as there was more room than in the small cubicle. Some girls tense up in front of the camera but Nico was one of the most photogenic girls I've ever met. She looked dazzling in every single photo, like a model. As I walked back out on to the street, I said to the other girls sat outside "Nico sabai sabai" which made them laugh. I kissed Nico on each cheek like an old romantic and waved her goodbye.
What a girl. She was a stunner and provided 10/10 sex, yet I'the only paid 1200 for her, plus tip. Another top recommendation from Macca.
I ate at Subway and after a shower and change of clothes, headed out to meet Macca at 9 pm. The plan tonight was to go on another gogo crawl, this time around Soi LK Metro.
We decided to start at THE OFFICE. Back home, arriving at the office on a Monday is rather depressing but not so tonight. I bought a beer, sat down and admired the scantily clad girls dancing on stage. Shortly afterwards Macca arrived. He told me that he nearly decided to give it a miss tonight because he had spent the day hungover. Not surprising given the beers he was knocking back while watching the rugby last night.
Last year I was hugely impressed by the quality of girls at The Office but tonight the standard was down. Only six were dancing and I didn't see any to set my pulse racing. That's not to say that the girls were ugly of course. 177 was attractive with a nice bum which she wiggled suggestively as she danced and number 14 was a sexy blond. The prettiest girls were already sat with customers, including a tiny girl, probably four foot something, who was clinking glasses with a man well over six foot. They were little and large. The prettiest girl was a Hello Girl sat on a stool outside. Often gogo bars deploy their star assets outside early in the night to lure customers inside.
CRYSTAL CLUB next door had an almost identical layout and there were also six girls dancing. Sat next to me was a customer with two very pretty girls either side of him. One had fair hair that was tied up with a headband and the other had an extremely pretty face with big luscious lips. She smiled at me and I made a note of her number, 360. Macca and I were impressed by the talent elsewhere in the club too. Dancing in front of us was a lovely looking girl with a hispanic looking face while 293 had a temptingly curvaceous figure. Some of the girls danced topless while others were completely naked.
We paid our bills and as I was waiting for my change I spotted a 10/10 sat next to the door. She was an incredibly fresh-faced cutie wearing a yellow bikini and she smiled when she saw me looking over. Wow. I would have bought her a drink if I had spotted her earlier. As I headed for the exit I said Hello, to her and made a point of closely examining her badge. She was number 304. "You come back okay? " She said.
"You should see some of the girls at this place" Macca said excitedly as we went to BACHELOR next door. It had a flashing neon sign above the entrance but some of the bulbs weren't working, so for a second I thought Macca was taking me to a bar called Back Door. Perhaps the girls might specialise in anal sex I thought? Or was it a ladyboy bar? Then the bulbs flickered and I realised my mistake.
It was dark inside but I really liked the angular layout, the mirrors on the walls and the flashing lights. Clearly the owners have spent a lot of money on this place. 10 girls were dancing and Macca pointed out a pretty girl he had bar-fined earlier in the trip. He told me he'd paid 1000 for the bar-fine and 2000 for short-time in a room upstairs. I'd never heard of fucking a gogo girl on the premises before but he told me that lots of bars in Soi LK Metro have short-time rooms. They cost 300 baht for an hour. There were two girls sat nearby and Macca immediately took a shine to one of them. She had a distinctive face which suggested that she was mixed race. Macca thought she looked Western but I thought perhaps she had Indian blood. She was a sweet girl so Macca bought her a drink. Her name was Pim and when Macca enquired about her heritage she told him that her father was Indian. 1-0 Lancelot!
A birthday girl walked around the bar, wearing a necklace that customers were invited to pin a tip on to. Macca joked that gogo girls have four birthdays a year. I don't begrudge these girls a nice little pay-day so I told her I'd give her a tip on the condition that she gave me a birthday kiss. I turned my face, inviting her to kiss me on the cheek but as she leaned in to kiss me I turned my face and got a kiss on the lips. She laughed. I jokingly told her "my birthday today too" and she lifted her money necklace off and placed it over my head. I stood up and pretended to run out of the bar. I enjoy the banter you can have with gogo girls.
Macca told me "I'm going to have to bar-fine this girl mate, she's fantastic" . We have similar taste in girls and I could understand why he was so keen. She was pretty and she seemed to have a great attitude. She quoted him 2000 for short-time which was excellent value. He told me that he would send me a text message later and if I was still out we could meet up.
The time was 10.30 pm and I considered going back to Crystal Club to try to bar-fine the 10/10 but I was enjoying my gogo crawl too much. I don't like to barfine too early, I want to visit as many bars as possible. Sometimes it means missing out on girls but they'll always be there next night.
I went to AMETHYST next, one of the largest clubs on Soi LK Metro. It had a large stage overlooked by balconies and faux Greek style columns. The stage was empty but suddenly rock'and'roll music started playing and girls made dramatic entrances from above, sliding down the chrome poles like the SAS. All 10 girls were topless but the quality wasn't as high as I expected given the quality of Hello Girls outside. The prettiest was a 7/10 with a perfect body. Dancing next to her was a 5/10 who was quite chubby but was blessed with a large pair of natural tits that would ensure that she'd be bar-fined by the end of the night.
Two unusual things happened. Firstly I went to the toilet and as I was washing my hands a man started talking to me. He told me that he was a pilot from Qatar and when I went to leave he told me "you are going nowhere pal, I buy you drink! " He seemed over-friendly and I wondered what his game was. I shook his hand and lied that I needed to go and meet my friend. When I got back to my seat the mamasan pointed at a 6/10 on stage, who had asked if she could come and sit with me. I've never experienced that before. Normally customers point out girls they like, not the other way around! She was young and danced energetically but I was ready to leave.
Last year I bar-fined an extremely sweet girl from Paradise but it was now a building site. It was a shame I wouldn't be fucking two girls from Paradise in the same day, after Nico earlier. I stepped underneath the scaffolding and poked my head through the door and noticed that the stage was still there. Given LK Metro's growing popularity I suspect this will re-open in the not-too-distant future.
The time was 11 pm. I decided to go to SHOWGIRLS where I bar-fined a big-boobed girl last year. This club has a unique layout with the stage along one wall and all of the seats facing it, like an auditorium. There was a big water feature behind the stage, in front of which six girls were dancing. The standard was average although one pretty girl had an Afro-Caribbean look with lots of frizzy hair and rather unrealistic looking fake tits. The girls were sweet rather than stunners. The bar was crowded with customers, predominantly ex-pats which is usually an indication of good value. There was no pressure for lady-drinks, like most bars on Soi LK Metro.
It was time to bar-fine and the standout girl of the night was the 10/10 from CRYSTAL CLUB. I walked in but immediately saw her sitting with a customer with a lady-drink in front of her. Not to worry, several of the other girls who had caught my eye earlier were still available and dancing on stage. I saw the cutie with the head-band, the curvy girl in the green bikini and the girl with the hispanic face but the standout was 360. She had been sitting down earlier but now she was dancing I could admire her perfect body. She had a beautiful face too so I asked a waitress to offer her a drink. The waitress passed on my message and when the girl looked over I waved my arms like I was stranded on a desert island and trying to attract the attention of a passing boat. She laughed. Her name was Aom, she was 22 years old and like the large majority of working girls in Pattaya, she was born in Isaan.
A waitress bought her drink over, a double whiskey. She showed me the chit before asking "okay? " It was for 265 baht! I think it's sneaky when bars do this as they know that sending the drink back would create a bad first impression with the girl. By this point I knew that I wanted to bar-fine her so I agreed.
My phone buzzed in my pocket and it was a text message from Macca. "I'm back out pal if you are out" it said. I told him where I was and five minutes later he walked in grinning like a Cheshire cat. He sat down and told me "I don't care if I never take a girl again, nothing can be as good as what I've just experienced" . He told me how fantastic Pim had been and described her as the 'number one girl' he has ever bar-fined. I should point out that Macca is not a giddy first-timer, he's a Pattaya veteran. He was buzzing!
A ginger haired girl wearing plastic green glasses approached Macca and I and planted big kisses on our cheeks. We laughed when we looked at each other and saw big comedy lipstick marks. I asked her to put some lipstick on my lips and she duly obliged. Macca did the same and we looked like a bad pair of transvestites! I joked to Macca "how much for short-time? " Aom found it funny so I tried to kiss her on the cheek but she leaned away screaming. It was a lot of fun.
The bar-fine was steep at 1500 baht but Aom told me that it is reduced to 1000 baht after midnight. The time was 11.45 pm so I told her "I bar-fine you in 15 minutes" . We agreed on a price of 2000 baht for short-time plus "tip if you make me smile" . I added with a serious face "I not smile often" .
She had to go up and dance and she was a really sexy mover and kept glancing over towards me which is always a good sign. There was a man in a wheelchair next to the stage and I watched with surprise when he offered her a lady-drink and she accepted. I never begrudge a girl her right to make as much money as possible and in fairness to her she looked over to me and indicated she'd be 10 minutes. I noticed that she didn't ask for a double whiskey off him!
The 10/10 girl was now sitting with another customer, an old man with a moustache. She was facing me as she talked to him and she obviously remembered me from earlier because she kept smiling to me. By now I'the already agreed to bar-fine Aom but wow, this girl was special. I reckon she's probably in the top three gogo girls I've ever seen. However she was sat with her third customer in a short space of time and I found it hard to believe that they wouldn't be interested in bar-fining such a pretty girl. I wondered whether perhaps she was one of those girls who is very selective about accepting bar-fines and makes most of her money from lady-drinks.
After midnight I paid Aom's bar-fine and she went to get changed. Macca shook my hand, congratulated me on my choice of girl and told me he was going to bed. We arranged to meet tomorrow night on Walking Street. Five minutes later Aom returned looked lovely in an elegant white dress and we walked back to my hotel. In my room we had a nice chat on the bed which culminated in us kissing. Sadly she kissed with her mouth closed. "I'm shy" she told me apologetically. It's funny how often Thai girls say that having spent all night dancing near-naked in a bar full of strangers!
We showered separately and then she lay next to me on the bed, wrapped in a towel. She decided to teach me some Thai and pointed at my eyes, my nose and my mouth, before telling me the Thai words. Then she pointed to my dick and said "anaconda" . Haha. I like girls with a sense of humour. She was a snake-charmer because she began stroking it and it stood to attention. I slipped off her towel.
Her pussy was extremely tight. She lowered herself on to me and slowly rode me as I squeezed her small tits. She had a great 'sex face' her eyes were rolled back, her mouth was open and her long hair fell across her face. I flipped her on to her back and grinded in to her slowly which she seemed to like given the way she held my hips and pulled me in to her. I leaned upright and fucked her harder and marveled at how pretty she was and how lucky I was to be fucking her. I don't get to fuck girls this pretty back in England. We tried lots of positions and finished with me fucking her doggystyle before easing her to lie flat on her front, her legs together, as I slapped in to her until I came.
We chatted for half an hour afterwards and she was a really level-headed, bright girl. She told me that she left Isaan and moved to Bangkok where she lived with her boyfriend for five years. She worked in MBK shopping mall which explained her excellent English but when she split up with her boyfriend, she moved to Pattaya. She told me that at first she slept with customers every night but it made her too tired, so now she's doesn't go with many customers. In 10 nights she had accepted just two bar-fines, including mine. I felt extremely flattered. Furthermore she told me that tonight I was the fourth person who had asked to bar-fine her. It illustrates that some of the top girls in these bars make enough money through lady-drinks they don't need to spread their legs.
Her phone rang and after a brief conversation she hung up. It was her friend from Crystal Club asking her to come back because a customer had requested her. Aom had refused because she was tired. She told me that he was a regular customer who only buys lady-drinks for girls and never bar-fines them (I wondered whether it was the guy in the wheelchair). He once tipped her 3000 baht just for sitting with him for a few hours! With guys like that it's no wonder that girls are selective about sleeping with customers.
She got changed and I took her phone number. I paid her 2000 baht and then told her "I said I give you tip if you make me smile" . She nodded. "But I no smile" I said seriously. She laughed and tickled a tip out of me. She was such a great girl I gave her 500 baht, to which she placed her hands together and gave me a 'wai' . What a great girl and what a great day, undoubtedly the best day of my trip so far.
I'd fucked two stunners, Nico from Paradise and Aom from Crystal Club. I went to bed with a smile on myself and it wasn't the sight of seeing Macca wearing lipstick.
Please note: In April I posted a 21 day diary on this forum but subsequently all of the text on certain days disappeared. Jackson has since explained that was due to ISG migrating to a new server and invited people to re-post if they wish. My apologies if this lengthy post is a nuisance if you read it first time round but I hope it will provide useful information to others.
Sir Lancelot
06-01-14, 19:21
Yesterday was a great day and more of the same today would be very nice. I spent the afternoon on the beach before visiting SOI 6 for some early evening action.
It was starting to go dark. I wasn't in the mood for a bar-crawl, I wanted to find a girl quickly. The first bar on the right, Thai Rose, usually has a good selection but I didn't see any that appealed from the eight sat outside. Further on I saw a short man being sweet-talked by a masculine ladyboy with pneumatic fake tits. The man looked tempted but nervous. Would he or wouldn't he I thought as I walked past. I turned around and the ladyboy was leading him to her bar. I've never been with a ladyboy but if I did I would at least go with one that looks like a lady, not a boy!
I saw a potential fucklet at Red Point but it was hard to see how pretty she was because her head was ducked down and she was on her phone. I didn't see Bell at Full Moon or Lily at Smoke & Kisses. I wasn't disappointed as I wanted a new girl. I reached the end of the street and felt underwhelmed.
Normally after my first recce I will have several contenders but the talent today was below-par. I backtracked to take a closer look at the girl at Red Point but she was no longer sat out front. I decided to try SOI 7 instead. I didn't have high hopes as the girls are older than those I usually go for. They are the types that were probably attractive 10 years earlier (maybe this is where gogo girls go when they retire? . The bars were sparsely populated with only a handful of girls at each and the occasional customer. The place felt sleepy. The best selection of girls was at Heaven's Door but I didn't go knock-knock-knocking and continued walking. Near the top were English style pubs and Australian sport-bars. It's easy to see why this street is popular with ex-pats. SOI 8 was just as quiet. There was a nice girl at a small bar near the top of the street, eating noodles out of a bowl. She was probably late twenties. I walked past Silver Star Agogo and wondered what the quality of girls would be like. On my cherry trip to Pattaya I went to a gogo bar on Soi 8 and the talent was severly lacking.
It was 7. 30 pm and I had arranged to meet Macca at 9 pm. Even if I found a girl now it would be a rush, especially since I hadn't eaten yet. I decided to abort mission and go to Walking Street early. There were freelancers dotted all the way down Beach Road. Most were older 'village bike' types (everyone's had a ride) but I counted four nice ones. I ate at McDonalds for convenience and then headed to Walking Street.
I was an hour early to meet Macca. Walking Street was as crowded as ever and I enjoyed walking through the river of people and admiring the pretty girls all around. There was a young contortionist, bent over double on a small table. She was only a young girl, probably early teens, but it made me wonder the fun you could have with a (legal-age) contortionist. The closest I've come was a spotlight dancer in Cebu who could do the splits.
I was lured in to PEPPERMINT by eight young Hello Girls holding happy hour placards. The sign boasted that it is 'Pattaya's biggest adult playground' but it was a cosy bar with two small stages and only 10 girls dancing. There were a few nice girls. 86 had the kind of body I like with lots of curves, 56 was tall with a nice face and 30 was a rock-chick with lots of tattoos. The rock-chick had a playful side and pretended to reel me in with an imaginary fishing rod. Every few minutes the girls moved around the stage, giving customers a good view of the talent on offer. I liked this bar as it had a relaxed vibe and there was no lady-drink pressure.
Last year I bar-fined a gorgeous girl called Annie from GLASSHOUSE but the night didn't go to plan. We got back to my hotel and she didn't have her card with her so security wouldn't let her up to my room. I tried to persuade the security guard but Annie started crying. She told me to return to Glasshouse next night and she'd have her card, but when I did she wasn't there. I hoped tonight, 12 months later, she would be.
Glasshouse has a prime location on Walking Street and there were six pretty Hello Girls outside. Annie wasn't amongst them. Although I knew I would enter, I decided to give the Hello Girls their moment. I hovered on the street and when they called 'welcome' I turned my head, pretended to look impressed and walked inside. I figured it's good for their morale. Seven girls were on stage and a similar number on the sidelines but there was no Annie. I figured that maybe she realised that pay-for-play wasn't for her and moved back to her province. A year is a long time in the life of a gogo girl. Number 24 was the cutest girl on stage but that might have been because she was wearing pink rabbit ears. Three girls in the corner were carefully putting flowers in to each other's hair while a girl wearing the coveted number 1 badge proved to be the number one dancer. Her bum-wiggling was hypnotic. Number 74 breezed past and gave me a big smile. This is one of Walking Streets smaller bars but it has some great girls.
I arrived at ALCATRAZ ten minutes early for my meeting with Macca and sat at the bar outside. It's a great people-watching spot. I liked watching the crowds of people walking past and the Hello Girls at work. They each wore sexy black outfits with studded belts and handcuffs and held 'happy hour' signs, which they held in front of their faces whenever anyone walked past taking photos. Macca arrived on time, still glowing from the night before. We had a beer and decided that we would like to try some new bars tonight.
We started at SHARK as its namesake is one of my favourite bars on Soi Cowboy in Bangkok. It's located on Soi Diamond, up a set of stairs. It was quiet inside with only a handful of customers. Perhaps the hordes were deterred by the stairs and relatively hidden location? The girls were fairly average although one cutie, number 37, flirted with us before the mamasan asked her to go and dance on the other side of the stage. Spoilsport. The cute girl blew us a kiss before she begrudgingly did as she was told.
In Bangkok I bar-fined a peach from MANDARIN so we decided to pay its Pattaya namesake a visit. There were nine girls dancing and the quality was average. It's never a good sign when the prettiest girl in a gogo bar is a customer. There were two Russian girls sat in the corner, one of whom was extremely pretty. I joked to Macca that I might offer her a lady-drink. A pretty girl in a blue dress scurried past, possibly returning from an earlier bar-fine, while 86 had a lovely face and was a sexy mover. She wore a white vest over her bikini so I wondered whether she was a coyote dancer. Two young cuties walked around with a tequila shot tray.
Macca chose SUGAR BABY next. It was 10.20 pm and the place was packed, so we couldn't get a seat facing the stage (which was a shame because I noticed some honeys). We were shown to seats next to a jacuzzi in which two young girls performed a shower routine. One of them was very pretty. This bar is popular with Japanese customers and she couldn't have looked more Japanese. She had pale skin, fair hair with bangs and a petite figure. She had small tits but her nipples were erect in the lukewarm water. She noticed me looking at her and when she stepped out of the jacuzzi and dried herself off, she sat next to me. She was like a little porcelain doll. Sadly she spoke little English and we didn't spark, so after five minutes she went to sit with a Japanese man opposite. Oddly she kept glancing over and smiling. Had she been as flirty when she was sat next to me I would have bought her a drink! The two new girls in the jacuzzi were average and I'm not a fan of these half-hearted lesbian routines. The girls look uncomfortable and I think it's quite demeaning to them.
We stepped out on to Walking Street and on the opposite side of the street I spotted a girl with huge natural tits dancing on a bar at the front of SIMON'S beer-bar complex. Her huge melons wobbled and bounced as she danced. If she wasn't careful she would get a black eye! Macca pointed at a girl at the same bar and told me that her name was Tuk-Tuk, one of his favourite girls in Thailand. He had bar-fined her a few times and had kept in touch ever since. I suggested we could go over for a drink but he hesitated and told me that she was the type of girl who could play with his heart. The golden rule for any sex tourist is never to allow yourself to fall for a bar-girl and I sensed that Macca was worried that could happen if he wasn't careful. "One quick drink" he said.
The bar was called BASILISK and Tuk-Tuk was small and pretty with a warm, smiley face. She was genuinely pleased to see Macca. Macca mischievously told her that I liked the girl with huge breasts and with Tuk-Tuk's help the girl came down and sat in front of me. Although I had admired her tits from afar, she was a plump girl with an average face and she was steaming drunk. I offered her a drink and had to repeat myself three times before she understood. She couldn't focus her eyes and slurred her words. When her drink arrived she knocked my bottle of beer over. Fortunately none of it spilled over me, instead it rebounded of Macca's glass and splashed down her top. I chivalrously took a paper towel and patted her huge breasts to dry them. What a gent.
I was impressed by the quality of girls at Basilisk. They were several rungs up from most other beer-bars I've been to in Pattaya (with the exception of Lisa Bar) and a few would grace any gogo bar in Pattaya. My favourite was a gorgeous girl in blue who was now dancing on the bar. She was probably late teens and was a 9/10. She had a slim body and was a sexy mover. Macca told me that he had arranged to meet Tuk-Tuk tomorrow afternoon so we decided to move on. Before I left I asked the big-boobed girl what her name was. She stared at me, eyes glazed over, swaying from side to side and smiling in her drunken stupor. Despite her drunkenness and decidedly average face, she was a 'definite maybe' for later in the night. I've fucked lots of cute girls on this trip but sometimes it's good to go for something from the opposite end of the spectrum. This girl wouldn't win any beauty contests but she would probably walk home with the 'Miss Wet T-shirt' trophy! For identification purposes I decided to call her Beer.
We walked down the centre of Simon's complex and girls screamed to get our attention as we walked past their bar. There were probably 20 bars and we chose to stop at JENNY'S as it had an enthusiastic collection of young girls. The sexiest was a girl in a tight black top and frayed denim shorts that showed off her perfect figure. Macca had fun with one of the girls, trying to learn how to count in Thai. An old man walked past holding hands with a tiny girl who looked suspiciously young to me. I noticed some pretty girls in Dream Bar, next to the toilets.
The time was approaching midnight so we decided to visit some sure-fire bets. In other words bars we would be guaranteed to see lots of honeys. First stop was HAPPY. It always lives up to its name and has a fun atmosphere. It was crowded with customers and we were shown to two stools next to the stage. There were some pretty girls and an old Japanese man was having fun throwing fistfuls of 20 baht notes in to the air and watching the madness that ensued as girls scrambled to pick them up. Macca and I talked about Philippines. He has never been so I told him about Manila Bay Cafe, Fields Avenue in Angeles, the cheaper prices, the fact long-time is much easier to find and how the girls are far more carnal. We decided that one day we would go.
Almost every bar we visited on Walking Street was packed with customers. SENSATIONS was no exception. There were 10 girls dancing on each stage and there was plenty of quality to admire. 996 had a pretty face and wore braces on her teeth and a cute girl wearing 94 sat on my lap with corn-rows in her hair. She told me it was her birthday so I offered her a lady-drink to celebrate on the condition she gave me a birthday kiss. I offered her my cheek but did my usual sneaky trick of turning around with split second timing to get a kiss on the lips. She laughed and ordered herself a tequila.
Her name was Maew. Would she be a sex-kitten and make me purr by the end of the night? The way that she grinded sexily on my lap and kissed me on the lips made me suspect the answer was yes. A sexy Russian girl with dark hair got up on stage and started dancing around one of the chrome poles. Despite the fact that she had a nice figure, she looked like a sumo wrestler next to the slender Thai's. The Thai girls welcomed their new colleague warmly and two of them sandwiched her and did a sexy lesbian grinding dance. It was fun to watch.
Macca and I agreed that Sensations is now our favourite bar on Walking Street (edging ahead of the likes of Airport, Happy and Beach Club). It has lots of girls and a high proportion of good lookers. On the down-side, Maew told me that the bar-fine was 1500 baht. My research had told me 1000 baht so maybe it is one of those places that has a sliding bar-fine that gets cheaper the later in the night?
Maew went up to dance and looked even prettier on stage. "She's a nice girl" said Macca approvingly. She had a great body and knew how to use it, wiggling her bum in my direction to give me a sample of 'coming attractions' should I wish to bar-fine her. I was tempted but then I remembered Nom, the cutie I had seen in Airport several days ago. She had stuck in my mind so I decided that I would go to Airport and try to bar-fine her but if she wasn't there I would come back and bar-fine Maew. When Maew finished dancing I told her that I was leaving. "Maybe see you later" I said as I got up to leave. But she ruined her chances by asking "you buy drink for me before you go? Girls who ask for too many drinks is a big turn-off.
It was 1 am when we entered AIRPORT which as ever was packed with customers. I couldn't see Nom anywhere in the bar but I soon got over the disappointment. There were five girls dancing on stage and the quality was excellent. My favourite was a cute girl who walked past with chipmunk cheeks. Her hair was tied up in a ponytail and her outfit was struggling to contain big natural tits. I smiled to her and she smiled back. She walked a bit further then looked back over her shoulder at me. I smiled again and she turned around and walked back. I offered her a drink and she sat down. Her name was Som and I was surprised to find out that she was 24 as she looked younger. She had an infectious, cheeky personality and held my hand as we danced to the music.
She was bundles of fun. Within five minutes of meeting her, I knew I wanted this girl. Macca decided that since it was his last night, he would go to Alcatraz to say goodbye to a few of his favourite waitresses, so I told him I'the see him there shortly.
Something unusual happened when I enquired about Som's prices. She told me that the bar-fine was 1000 baht but when I asked her how much for short-time she said "up to you" . I was surprised. I've heard of this happening in freelance establishments but never a gogo bar. Although it gave me the power to offer a lower figure, 1500 baht perhaps, I knew this girl was worth more. Chances are she knew it too. Every girl I had spoken to on Walking Street had quoted 2000 or 2500 for short-time and this girl was every bit as pretty. Perhaps I could have got her for less but she might have offered a restricted menu in return. I look for the 'girlfriend experience' and the odds of getting that with a girl you've just paid below market value for is small.
I decided to offer her what I thought was the fair price and said "2000 baht? She nodded, gave me a hug and went to get changed. As I waited three young girls came around selling tequila shots. Surely at 'Sexy Airline' they should be handing out free drinks from a drinks trolley? Som came back wearing a fake leather jacket and we walked hand-in-hand down Walking Street. She was tiny without her high-heels on.
I saw Macca in the bar outside Alcatraz and we said our goodbyes. I'm sure he had a tear in his eye. It had been a pleasure visiting the gogo and beer bars with him. Although I often travel alone, it's more fun with a wingman. I asked him what his plans were for the rest of the night and he told me that there was a new receptionist at his hotel who had agreed to come to his room when her shift had finished. He told me that he planned to save Tuk-Tuk until tomorrow to end his trip in style. We shook hands in a manly fashion and I had a feeling I would be seeing him on foreign shores again soon.
Som and I walked on to 2nd Road and jumped in to the back of a crowded songthaew. There was an older European couple sat opposite and I received a steely glare from the woman. Perhaps Som saw it because she squeezed my hand and rested her head on my shoulder. We jumped off the songthaew outside Lek Hotel, I paid the driver 20 baht and we went to the 7 Eleven next to my hotel to buy some drinks. I asked her what she wanted and she picked up a can of Heineken. As I was picking my drink I saw her reading a magazine so I bought that for her too.
I like it when you take a girl up to your room and there is no rush to get down to business. We chatted on the bed and read her magazine together. It was one of those trashy fashion and gossip magazines that women love with lots of photos of celebrities. I pointed at a good-looking Thai couple who were snapped leaving a party and said "me and you" . She laughed and said "marry tomorrow? " I gave her a hug and accepted her proposal. We showered and she found it funny when I walked back in to the bedroom wearing a shower cap on. Thai girls seem to like my silly sense of humour.
She assertively pushed me to lie flat on the bed, sat astride me and started kissing my neck and chest, making loud 'mwah mwah mwah' noises. She kissed lower and lower until she was giving me a really nice blow-job. She sucked, licked, nibbled and teased and before long I was aching to get in to her. I put a condom on and when I turned back to her she was lying on the bed, legs spread invitingly.
Her pussy was very tight and I enjoyed grinding in to her, finding angles that made her groan. She had the softest, wobbliest tits I have got my hands on since 'China Doll' from Atlantis in Angeles. I enjoyed fucking her hard and seeing them wobble like jellies, or spooning her from behind and holding them tightly. "Yeah, yeah, oh yeah" she said as she rode me to a climax, her pendulous tits slapping in to my face.
We showered and I did the shower-cap joke again. "You ladyboy! " she said. She was in no rush to leave and we chatted for a while. She played poker on her mobile phone and high-fived me whenever she won a hand. I told that she was 'suay mak mak' but she laughed and said "not suay mak mak, customers not like me" . I was amazed. She didn't have classical Thai beauty like other girls in Airport but she was very cute with a distinctive face and had fantastic curves. When I saw her in Airport I knew that she had to be mine. I told her "of all the thousands of girls on Walking Street tonight, I chose you" and she smiled. She had no answer to that.
Before she left I programmed her number in to my phone. I tried to dial it to confirm I had typed her number correctly but her phone didn't ring. Then I realised that I had accidentally dialled Som from Nataree, the cutie I fucked earlier in the trip. Oops. Som happily posed for lots of photos and pulled lots of silly faces. She was a bit loopy which I liked. I kissed her goodbye and once again went to bed with a smile on my face.
Please note: In April I posted a 21 day diary on this forum but subsequently all of the text on certain days disappeared. Jackson has since explained that was due to ISG migrating to a new server and invited people to re-post if they wish. My apologies if this lengthy post is a nuisance if you read it first time round but I hope it will provide useful information to others.
Uncle Volodya
06-01-14, 19:37
Better yet, has anyone ever taken the one standing beside her in the middle picture and man enough to tell us about it? LOL. Well played Mr TellAll, well played.
ActionOriented
06-02-14, 06:05
Sir L, your reports read better the second time around. Jolly good job mate.
All, could you recommend where the best rate of exchange can be found in Pattaya? (both for USD and INR) Thanks.
Sir L, your reports read better the second time around. Jolly good job mate.
All, could you recommend where the best rate of exchange can be found in Pattaya? (both for USD and INR) Thanks. Bro. Try TT exchange in soi Diana. Best offer.
Arthur Tick
06-02-14, 10:12
500 baht is still very much the going rate on Beach Road for the lower-tier girls, or for almost all of them at the ungodly hour of 5 am. Totally buyer's market. The prettier ones may ask whatever they think will fly, but will almost always settle for 700, unless it's prime time (8 pm) on a busy evening, and they're sure to get another punter paying more within 30 min.
On my last visit, I had 1x500, 1x600, 1x700. and none of those were with the skanks.
It is indeed a great deal, given how 10 years ago the going rate was also 500 (and prices of all other goods were much lower). but back then, the quality on Beach Road was way, way, better, and there were many more girls available at all hours, not only an the peak time of 19:30-23:30pm like now. I would give someone who gives a poster in the Chiang Mai forum the phone number of a Chiang Mai police station as being that of a FL girl any credibility.
I "would" give someone who gives a poster in the Chiang Mai forum the phone number of a Chiang Mai police station as being that of a FL girl any credibility. You mean "would not," I assume, right?
Can you put names to the girls in the photos?
All, could you recommend where the best rate of exchange can be found in Pattaya? (both for USD and INR) Thanks. I go to x-rates. Com and check the USD-THB cross, and can usually exchange at 10 baht less than their quoted rate. This held true as of last week at least.
In Pattaya the USD exchange rate for pristine $100 bills is normally posted on large visiable paper signs which makes price comparision quite easy. I look for the best rate and then go to an exchange shop to see if they can meet or beat it. If they can't I move on. I normally use shops in LK Metro and on Walking Street.
SunLover.
Mr Enternational
06-02-14, 18:12
All, could you recommend where the best rate of exchange can be found in Pattaya? (both for USD and INR) Thanks. The best rate can be found at Click. It is an orange booth a few steps from Tukcom in the direction of Third Road.
Before that was built the best place was Bank Gold in Soi Rungland. It is the first street on the right past Tony's after crossing Third Road on Pattaya Tai. It is not an actual bank, that is just the name of it.
Also, T&T Currency Exchange (which will probably be closest to you seeing that there are several locations) gives a good rate.
Sir Lancelot
06-02-14, 18:24
Can you put names to the girls in the photos?The girl that isn't blurred is the girl I thought was a 10/10 from Crystal Club. I alluded to her severa times in my post (the photo was grabbed from Crystal Club's excellent Facebook page). The other two girls I bar-fined in each of the reports. The girl from Airport was Som (with the fake leather jacket) and she was a really nice girl and lots of fun. She had a silly side which I liked. Aom is the girl I bar-fined from Crystal Club (she's the one with the long hair sitting on the bed). The girl in front of the pink wall was Nico, from a small massage shop in the Soi LK Metro area. All three girls were fantastic. They were attractive, smiley and had really good attitudes.
Sir L, your reports read better the second time around. Jolly good job mate.Thank you very much. I will reply to your private message when I get chance.
ActionOriented
06-02-14, 18:36
The best rate can be found at Click. It is an orange booth a few steps from Tukcom in the direction of Third Road.
Before that was built the best place was Bank Gold in Soi Rungland. It is the first street on the right past Tony's after crossing Third Road on Pattaya Tai. It is not an actual bank, that is just the name of it.
Also, T&T Currency Exchange (which will probably be closest to you seeing that there are several locations) gives a good rate.
I go to x-rates. Com and check the USD-THB cross, and can usually exchange at 10 baht less than their quoted rate. This held true as of last week at least.
In Pattaya the USD exchange rate for pristine $100 bills is normally posted on large visiable paper signs which makes price comparision quite easy. I look for the best rate and then go to an exchange shop to see if they can meet or beat it. If they can't I move on. I normally use shops in LK Metro and on Walking Street.
SunLover. Thanks guys, really helpful.
"The bar-fine was steep at 1500 baht but Aom told me that it is reduced to 1000 baht after midnight. ".
Is this correct? The bar fine at Baccara is 700 baht, and I thought that was on the high end.
On another note; are there any issues in getting transportation (limo or taxi) from the airport to Pattaya, if it is after midnight? Assuming the current situation remains the same until the end of August, when I arrive.
On another note; are there any issues in getting transportation (limo or taxi) from the airport to Pattaya, if it is after midnight? Assuming the current situation remains the same until the end of August, when I arrive. Wouldn't the better option be heading the shorter route to Bangkok for the night? Less travel time and you'll have a better shot at grabbing something before you hit the sack.
Sir Lancelot
06-02-14, 23:01
day 17, wednesday: pattaya.
i was woken mid-morning by my phone buzzing. it was a text message from som, the lovely girl i met at nataree in bangkok, wondering why i called her last night (i called her by accident when attempting to confirm som from airport's number). i felt bad because she probably thought i wanted to see her again. i told that her i missed her and she replied 'miss you too' before sending another message a few minutes later 'hope we meet again' . she was a lovely girl but i wouldn't be seeing her again. i only had three days left of my trip and would only be going back to bangkok to go to the airport.
during the afternoon i spent a few hours writing up my diary. after an hour there was a power-cut, which lasted just one second but it was enough to lose an hours worth of work. i wasn't in a great mood as i typed it all again.
after my memorable experience at paradise a couple of days ago, i decided to look for another 'massage with extras' place in the lk metro area. last night macca recommended soi 25, which is the street that runs alongside oasis agogo. i saw six consecutive massage shops near the top with young girls sat outside. several were okay but certainly none to compare with nico from paradise. a little further down i noticed a bar called [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s and wondered whether it was a blow-job bar like [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s in bangkok. amusingly meatloaf's 'i would do anything for love (but i won't do that)' was playing from inside. not the best theme tune for a sex venue!
on soi 11 nico was sitting on a stool outside paradise. she looked radiant and it was funny to think that i had fucked her a few days earlier. she seemed pleased to see me but told me "i am on period, hand-job okay? " i declined and told a small white lie that i wasn't looking for a girl. as we chatted i noticed that paradise and the place next door have a good collection of girls. there were a dozen lounging around and two or three of them i would be more than happy to take upstairs. but i didn't want nico to 'lose face' by taking another girl so i waved her goodbye and continued walking up soi 11. jasmine massage had some nice girls and i watched as three minibuses parked outside honey and 20 indian men poured out. i laughed to myself as i recalled last year when i heard an indian man in honey try to negotiate a group discount.
i decided to go to a soapy massage parlour instead. earlier in the week macca told me that he wanted to treat himself to a soapy on his final day before flying home and i planned to take him to honey 2 as it had been my favourite soapy massage parlour last year. but right now macca would be with tuk-tuk. i decided it shouldn't stop me from going though, so i flagged down a songthaew on 2nd road and five minutes later jumped off in front of honey 2. it's a big building on the corner where 2nd road meets soi 2. it is dwarfed by siam tower, one of pattaya's main landmarks.
the time was 6. 30 pm when i walked inside and took a seat in front of the fishbowl. there were 30 girls in two price brackets, 1800 and 2200 baht. the prices here are cheaper than any of the other soapies in pattaya and yet the quality of girls is excellent (in fact last year i thought honey 2 had the best collection of girls for the cheapest prices). one gripe is that the fishbowl is a really awkward l-shape which meant i couldn't see all of the girls from the couch i was sat on. those i saw were pretty, especially m71 who was wearing an elegant red dress and had a face that looked south american.
as i surveyed the talent, a girl i recognised walked in and sat down on the steps. it was nok (number 412), the lovely girl i had fucked here last year. she was a fantastic girl with plenty of curves and yet she was one of the 1800 baht girls, proving what great value this place is. she seemed to recognise me and smiled a huge smile.
i now had a dilemma. nok had been a star performer last year but i wanted to take a different girl. i like to fuck as many girls as possible when i'm on holiday but also i rarely fuck the same girl twice for another reason. on my first ever trip to thailand i spent three nights with a gorgeous girl from phuket and felt very heavy-hearted when it came time to say goodbye. it took me months to get over her. since then i promised that i would never allow myself to get too close to a thai girl again. nok was definitely one of those sweet girls it would be easy to fall for. my problem was, if i took another girl would she 'lose face'.
i informed the papasan that i would like to pick m71 but before i paid i walked to the front of the fishbowl and said hello, to nok. i told her that i remembered her but i couldn't take her again otherwise i would probably fall in love with her. it was a soppy line, a bit like something hugh grant would come out with in a romantic comedy, but it seemed to work and she laughed, as did the girls sat near her on the steps. "she sabai sabai" i said to the other girls and nok gave me another huge smile.
i walked to the counter to pay for m71. she cost 2200 baht and i wondered what the m stood for. i presumed 'model' as these kind of places always come up with exaggerated words to describe their top girls (my favourite was 'superstar' at sayuri in chiang mai). she was extremely pretty up close and reminded me facially of a younger jennifer lopez. she had a stella body and was very smiley and affectionate, taking my hand and leading me to the lift. when the door closed she playfully tickled me as we climbed to the 4th floor. wow, what a girl. her name was bee and she was 25.
she led me hand-in-hand down a long corridor to our room, past two maids who were neatly piling towels on a trolley. the room was excellent and there was a mirror above the bed which i always enjoy. bee started to run the bath and then began undressing me. she pulled off my shirt and commented how much she loved my white skin before unbuttoning my trousers. she laughed when she saw that i was already hard. suddenly there was a knock at the door and i hastily wrapped a towel around me as a waiter walked in to deliver our drinks. i hate interruptions like this at soapies, it completely halts the momentum. here i was wrapped in a towel, beneath which was a very obvious stiffy, having to pay a waiter for drinks!
bee stripped and she was pure perfection, skin as silky smooth as a michaelangelo sculpture. there was an elegance about her that was only slightly ruined when she put a shower cap on and joked that it was a condom. she spoke excellent english as she carefully washed me in the bath. we kissed but she told me to be careful because she had recently had nose surgery.
she asked me to lie on the inflatable mattress before tipping soap suds over me and using her perfect body to massage me. it felt amazing. as she slid over me she joked "this not exercise, this sexercise! " all girls have their own signature moves and bee didn't disappoint. she gave me a foot-job, wanking me using just her feet. another first for this trip!
what followed was some of the best sex i've had. bee walked to the foot of the bed, knelt on all fours and made cat-claws with her hands a growled like a tiger. it was a promising start. she crawled over me, licked my chest before taking my hand and sucking my index finger. as she sucked it suggestively she locked her eyes on mine and softly ran her fingertips over my chest, making me quiver with excitement. the blow-job was exceptional. she licked and teased and swallowed deeply. it wasn't quite deep-throat but it wasn't far off. as she sucked slow and deep, she locked me with the same sexy stare.
the sex was every bit as good. she rode me in asian cowgirl, both feet planted on the bed, then pulled me to sit upright and kissed me on the lips. i flipped her on to her back and fucked her slowly in mish as she rubbed her clit. this girl loved sex. she slapped me on the hip to make me fuck her harder. at one point she ordered me to fuck her doggy-style and looked me in the eye in the mirror at the foot of the bed. we tried lots of positions. she mounted me reverse cowgirl and rode me with long strokes before leaning back and wiggling her hips slowly, her muscles clenched around my dick. everything she did felt fantastic. it's rare i've been with a girl with such skills. this was the best sex since 'amazonian princess' , a black beauty i picked up from the freelance bar manila bay cafe in philippines.
she took the condom off and by that point i was happy to let her do whatever she wanted! she squeezed lube over my dick and gave me a fantastic hand-job until she heard me coming when she stuck a finger up my ass! it was an intense climax. what amazing sex. her name was bee but she was undoubtedly an a+.
she posed for photos and i gave her a deserved 500 baht tip. we said goodbye and as i walked out i noticed that nok wasn't in the fishbowl. there were now 40 girls and more 'models' . it was 8 pm and although there were more girls at this time, there were more customers too. as i walked out a large group of 15 indian men arrived. previously i have never understood why large indian groups visit massage parlours en masse but i got an insight when i saw one of them instructing the others 'no photos' before handing out small plastic bags to each of them. he was their tour guide! i wondered what was in the bags.
i walked down soi 2 to get to beach road and saw half a dozen massage shops with young girls outside. given their ages and the way the called hello, i think that extras were on the menu. further towards beach road is a beer-bar complex on the right and i spotted pretty girls in each of lucky and new star. i made a mental note to investigate this area further some time.
i got a songthaew back to my hotel and had a shower and a shave. with macca on his way back to england i was flying solo tonight. my plan was to have another night at the soi lk metro gogo bars, where i had two strong options. last night i asked macca if he would mind if i bar-fined pim, the girl he took from bachelor (given his glowing reports about her attitude and service). macca said "no problem mate" . the second option was the 10/10 from crystal club. i would only try to bar-fine her if aom wasn't there though.
but first i wanted to visit some more bars, starting with champagne. it was 9. 30 pm and it was packed with customers. six girls were dancing topless including a cutie with an impressive set of fake tits. my favourite was 318 who was wearing a green bikini and had a sexy, curvaceous body. she was a great mover so i sat hypnotised for a while. the man next to me couldn't take his eyes off a tv screen showing a cartoon in which each of the seven dwarves took it in turns to fuck snow white. i found it strange that he would come to a gogo bar and watch a cartoon! every few minutes the girls shuffled forward and the girl at the front stepped off the stage as a new one got up at the back. i like bars that have a good rotation policy, so you can see lots of girls from the comfort of your seat. the prettiest girl was a tiny girl who walked up on stage eating a banana in a rather provocative manner.
"give me somebody to love" i thought as i walked in to queen. last year this club impressed me. would it rock me again or would i want to break free? it was smoky inside with a high ceiling and loud music. eight girls were dancing and the quality was high. a pretty girl with fair hair was dancing in front of me and smiled in my direction. she had a lovely body. after a few minutes there was a dance-shift change and she came to sit next to me with two other girls. before i even had chance to say hello, a waitress asked "lady-drinks sir? " and pointed to all three girls. i like to think i am generous but i'm not that generous! i stuck to my 'one boy-drink, one lady-drink' rule and offered one to the pretty girl who had been smiling to me from the stage. she ordered a tequila and held my hand by way of thanks. her name was ao and she was 22 years old from bangkok.
i noticed several other hotties on stage, including a blond with tattoos who looked like she was auditioning for a hip-hop video. sat behind me was an absolute doll with long curly hair, talking to a customer. suddenly the girls left the stage and a show started in which six topless girls with fake tits performed with lanterns. none of the girls wore number badges, so i asked ao what her number was. she didn't have a badge but pulled my chit out of the cup and pointed at the number 224.
although it was early, i liked this girl so i offered her a second drink. another tequila went on to my bill. she gave me a long lingering kiss on the lips, playfully darting her tongue in to my mouth. it suggested to me that this girl was likely to provide the 'girlfriend experience' . a waitress walked up to me and said "you bar-fine? " although it was early, i decided to enquire about prices. the bar-fine was steep at 1500 baht, although it slides down to 1000 baht after midnight. on top of that ao quoted 2000 for short-time. it was too early so i told ao that i would definitely either bar-fine her later tonight or tomorrow.
i was pleased as now i had three very strong options. ao from queen, pim from bachelor and the 10/10 from crystal club.
next i went to destiny, a few doors along from devil's den. there were ten girls dancing on a small stage and i was joined by a cute young girl with braces on her teeth. her name was fa and she was a bubbly little thing. "you buy me drink? " she asked after a while and i said that i would in exchange for a kiss. she kissed me on the lips and a 195 baht vodka coke went on to my chit. fa pointed at a shy looking girl on stage and told me that it was her sister. she waved at us and via hand signals i told her that fa was 'ting tong' which made her laugh. when she finished dancing she came down to sit next to us. like her sister she had braces on her teeth.
for a small bar i was impressed with the quality of girls. number 37 was the prettiest and she was a great mover too. she knew that most of the men in the club were watching her and made a big performance of pulling off her bikini top, swirling it over her head and throwing it to a man next to the stage. she had small, firm tits with nipples you could hang your hat on. from the outside it would be easy to walk past a small bar like this but it was definitely a hidden gem.
would there be an award-winning line-up of leading ladies at oscars? there were six girls dancing and all were young girl-next-door types. the girls were smiling down from the stage and interacting with the customers. number 113 sat next to me. she was a fresh-faced cutie with short blond hair and small tits. her name was pat and i liked the fact that she didn't ask for a lady-drink, so i bought her one. she was ting-tong and lots of fun. a pretty girl with a large tattoo on her back walked past and i saw a young girl in the corner who was extremely cute. a man next to the stage had a 3/10 sat on his lap. what she lacked in beauty she made up for with cleavage and the man took great pleasure in burying his face in to her big tits.
it was midnight and time to bar-fine a girl. i considered going to bachelor to bar-fine pim (macca's girl) but then i remembered ao from queen. she was undoubtedly the standout girl of the night so far.
i went back to queen but ao was with another customer. i decided to stay for a drink anyway in case she became free. the club was packed and there were no free seats next to the stage. normally this is a major drawback but on this occasion it worked out in my favour. i was shown to a stool next to small stage in the far corner when suddenly the club went dark and madonna's 'erotica' started playing. within seconds the club was filled with a dozen girls in sexy pvc catwoman costumes and two jumped up on to the small stage in front of me. they prowled around each other on all fours before one began whipping the other one with her tail. it was fantastic and i had a front row seat! i could have reached out and touched them. one of them turned towards me and fixed me with a sexy feline stare, before clawing at me and making a hissing noise. i have that effect on women in england.
the show finished and the club reverted back to a conventional gogo bar. no girls came to dance on the stage in front of me and as i didn't have a good view of the main stage, i decided to leave. i hoped to make eye contact with ao as i walked past but she was busy with her customer. this is always the danger of my modus operandi of visiting lots of bars. often my favourite girl has either been bar-fined or is with another customer when i return later.
i decided it was time to go to bachelor to find pim, the cutie macca bar-fined two nights ago. i sat down and carefully scanned around the bar but couldn't see her. either she had a day off or she was with another customer. or perhaps macca had smuggled her back to england with him in his suitcase? it seemed plausible. a girl sat next to me who looked like an asian version of an ex-girlfriend of mine. her name was mai and she was pretty enough so i bought her a drink. she told me that it was her very first day at the bar. it's quite a common thing to hear from gogo girls to make themselves sound more desirable (everyone loves the idea of deflowering a gogo virgin). however, her story lost credibility when a customer walked in and waved to her. she told me that he was a friend of hers, before hastily adding "but i never been with him" . although mai was a nice girl, we didn't spark so i finished my drink and left.
it was now 1 am and time was marching on. i went back to crystal club. if aom was there, the hottie i bar-fined a few days earlier, i would buy her a drink. but if she wasn't i would have the green light to bar-fine one of the other sexy girls i saw on my previous visit, including the 10/10. the bar was a lot emptier this time, with only six girls dancing and maybe 10 sat on the sidelines. i couldn't see aom and the 10/10 girl wasn't there either. i cursed to myself. on stage i saw the tall girl with the hispanic face but i had already taken a similar looking girl earlier in the day. the cute blond wearing the headband was dancing but she had a rather surly, bored demeanour. i noticed a pretty girl i hadn't seen before on either of my previous visits. she was a young cutie who i assumed was fresh to the business as she seemed shy. perhaps a bit too shy i thought, she would almost certainly be a starfish.
where next? i considered going to sugar sugar to see if the gorgeous girl was there who i tried unsuccessfully to bar-fine on saturday, but i sensed that she would just want lady-drinks and i didn't have time to play those kind of games at this time of night. i decided to go for a quick walk to see if any beer-bar girls caught my eye. i saw the cutie at jony's bar who always smiled to me whenever i walked past. previously she had always been with a customer but now she was sat on her own. i stopped and said hello, but she seemed a bit nervous and hesitant. up-close she wasn't quite as pretty as i thought, perhaps a 7/10, so after a brief conversation i told her "nice to meet you" and waved her goodbye.
the time was 1. 40 am. i went back to queen to see if ao was available. i walked in, took a seat and immediately spotted her dancing. the girl dancing next to her nudged her with her elbow and nodded towards me. ao spotted me and gave me a big smile. before i called her down from the stage i taught her some of my trademark dance moves, the 'shoulder dance' and the 'invisible towel' . she replicated my moves satisfactorily (as did the girls next to her while laughing) , so i invited her down for another lady-drink. i like girls who don't take themselves too seriously when they are dancing. she took my hand and made me dance along to the music in my seat.
everything was going well until i enquired about her bar-fine. "i cannot do long-time" she said. that was okay because i was only intending to take her for short-time anyway. she said "short-time room upstairs? " i told her that my hotel was nearby but she said "room upstairs only" . it was pointless spending 300 baht for a room when my hotel was just a five minute walk away, plus i didn't have enough money on me. i had about 2000 baht in my wallet which was enough to pay for her bar-fine but would not cover her short-time fee (i had more money in my hotel room).
i told her this and she looked confused. a mamasan intervened and suggested that one of the security guards could escort me back to my hotel to get some money! she obviously thought i didn't have enough money to pay my bill. i smiled and explained "no, no, no, i can pay bill, but i want short-time in my hotel room" . the mamasan looked confused. by this point a security guard was stood next to her, eyeing me like i was a troublemaker. ao's english wasn't good enough to understand what was going on but her body language was now negative towards me. she obviously thought i was a cheap charlie who was refusing to pay my bill.
i took the chit out of the cup and placed it on the table along with 500 baht. "here, i pay bill" i said smiling, before adding "i want to pay bar-fine for girl but short-time at my hotel, not here" . the security guard finally grasped what i was saying. he spoke in thai to the mamasan who took my money and walked away, returning one minute later with my change. she practically threw it down on to my table without a smile. amusingly, despite her terrible customer service, she still lingered in front of me hoping for a tip! i slid all of the change off the tray and put it in to my wallet. ao sat with her arms folded. i don't think she understood what had gone on but she was no longer smiling and flirty. as a result there was no point taking her for short-time now. a simple misunderstanding had scuppered my plans to bar-fine her. "lovely to meet you" i said and left.
the night was definitely not going to plan. at the start of the night i wanted to bar-fine either pim from bachelor or the 10/10 from crystal club but neither were in their bars when i visited. now i had missed out on ao from queen too.
it was getting late. i checked my watch and it was 2. 20 am. normally by this time i'm safely tucked up in bed with a pretty girl but it felt like i was back to square one. then i remembered the cutie with braces on her teeth from jony's bar. she wasn't a stunner but she seemed sweet enough and would stay long-time too. i went to find her but perhaps inevitably her bar had closed. it was turning in to one of those nights.
feeling sorry for myself i decided to call it a night. i trudged back to my hotel but when i got to my room i had a change of heart. i was in pattaya, it would be a crime to finish the night without a girl! 'pull yourself together' i thought as i headed back out. my plan was find anyone to fuck, even if it meant lowering my standards drastically. i didn't want a girl-free night.
it was 3. 10 am so i figured that the gogo bars would either be closed or petering out. as a result i opted for a quickie on soi 6. i took a songthaew but when i arrived my heart sank, soi 6 was almost pitch black. i walked down the street and it was eerily silent with almost every bar closed. lick bar was open but there were only three average girls. a ladyboy lurking in the shadows asked me "where you go? " i wasn't sure but i kept walking. night wish was open and seemed lively but all of the girls were with customers. i reached the end of the street when i saw the silhouettes of two girls walking towards me. one of them had a curvy figure so when she got close i said hello, "you go with me room? " she said. she wasn't a beauty but she had a big pair of tits so i was torn.
how on earth had my night come to this i thought? instead of fucking a gorgeous gogo girl, i was debating going with a beach road freelancer. "700 baht? she said, before adding "i pay for room" every hole's a goal, i thought. i just wanted to fuck someone and go to bed.
she walked me to a short-time hotel near the end of soi 6. an old woman was asleep in a deckchair next to the reception desk. the freelancer woke her up and paid 300 baht to her for the room. "you have room for two hours" the old woman said but i knew i wouldn't need it for that long. the freelancer led me up three flights of stairs to room 405. it was very basic with two single beds and an air-con unit that looked like it might date back to the prehistoric period. the girls name was may and she was 35 years old (nearly twice the age of some of the girls i've taken on this trip). now we were in better lighting, i could see her face properly and she was a 4/10.
the shower wasn't working so we had to use the faucet hose. i dried myself off and lay on the bed, laughing to myself at the way my night turned out. i should have been fucking ao right now, instead i was waiting for a 4/10 in a hovel of a hotel room. despite that, part of me loved the sleaziness of the situation. i hadn't even known this girl for five minutes and i was about to fuck her.
may walked in to the room naked. she was chubby and had large fake tits. she crawled on to the bed and kissed me, trying to stick her tongue as far down my throat as possible. what she lacked in looks she made up for with enthusiasm! she used her big luscious lips to kiss her way down my body and give me a slurpy blow-job. all of a sudden her lack of beauty didn't matter, i was rock hard and desperate to get in to her. she climbed on to me and rode me as i squeezed her tits. i could feel the implants. i flipped her on to her back and banged her as hard as i could. it was hot and sweaty, furious and frantic sex. i shot my load as i pounded her from behind and almost immediately she said "shower" . i think she was in a rush because her friend was waiting for her outside.
after showering it came time to pay. may had agreed to 700 baht but had paid for the room herself, which meant that she was only set to earn 400 baht. as much as i like a bargain, i have a conscience and i didn't think it was right that she should pay for the room. i gave her 1000 baht (700 as agreed, plus 300 for the room). i thought it was very generous but she was clearly a pro and asked "money for taxi? ".
i asked for a photo but she refused which in hindsight is probably just as well. although she wasn't a pretty girl, the sex was memorable and sleazy and at least i had taken a girl. it wasn't how i expected the night to pan out but at least it had a happy ending.
please note: in april i posted a 21 day diary on this forum but subsequently all of the text on certain days disappeared. jackson has since explained that was due to isg migrating to a new server and invited people to re-post if they wish. my apologies if this lengthy post is a nuisance if you read it first time round but i hope it will provide useful information to others.
"The bar-fine was steep at 1500 baht but Aom told me that it is reduced to 1000 baht after midnight. ".
Is this correct? The bar fine at Baccara is 700 baht, and I thought that was on the high end.
On another note; are there any issues in getting transportation (limo or taxi) from the airport to Pattaya, if it is after midnight? Assuming the current situation remains the same until the end of August, when I arrive. Either way it's to much and you should walk unless you are one of those guys that has to have it at any cost. Seen a lot of those.
For the cost of that bar fine you can get layed elsewhere.
Member #4698
06-03-14, 01:46
I have had slightly above average 6* Baccara girls ask 2500bt for ST plus the 700bt barfine = 3200bt total. Your mileage may vary from very good to so so depending on the girl and the chemistry.
I have also had real friendly and better looking 7* plus Sensations girls ask 2000bt for ST plus the 1500bt barfine before midnight = 3500bt total or 1000bt barfine after midnight = 3000bt total. Your mileage may vary, but I never had a bad time with a girl from Sensations Go Go. So I will take the better looking / better performing Sensations girl every time and pay the ugly barfine.
Of course, there is always the 6: I have had plain 5* but friendly girls ask 700bt ST although many Soi 6 girls now ask and get 1000bt ST + 300bt for the room = 1000bt to 1300bt total. And guess what? Your mileage may vary depending on the girl, how many sessions she has already had previous, and the chemistry. The shag can range from a lot of fun to what a waste of bodily fluids.
That's Pattaya. The choice is Up to You.
I have had slightly above average 6* Baccara girls ask 2500bt for ST plus the 700bt barfine = 3200bt total. Your mileage may vary from very good to so so depending on the girl and the chemistry.
I have also had real friendly and better looking 7* plus Sensations girls ask 2000bt for ST plus the 1500bt barfine before midnight = 3500bt total or 1000bt barfine after midnight = 3000bt total. Your mileage may vary, but I never had a bad time with a girl from Sensations Go Go. So I will take the better looking / better performing Sensations girl every time and pay the ugly barfine.
Of course, there is always the 6: I have had plain 5* but friendly girls ask 700bt ST although many Soi 6 girls now ask and get 1000bt ST + 300bt for the room = 1000bt to 1300bt total. And guess what? Your mileage may vary depending on the girl, how many sessions she has already had previous, and the chemistry. The shag can range from a lot of fun to what a waste of bodily fluids.
That's Pattaya. The choice is Up to You. 1000 bht and a bad lay I can live with. 3500 and a bad shag as you say hurts to much. I have never paid over 2000 in LOS and probably never will. I spend months at a time there so I have the time to cultivate the relationships.
But like you say to each his own and there is something for everyone there.
Wouldn't the better option be heading the shorter route to Bangkok for the night? Less travel time and you'll have a better shot at grabbing something before you hit the sack. That has been my strategy. First few days in Bangkok, then to Pattaya, then back to Bangkok for a few days before departure. Plus the 400 baht cab to Bangkok + 350 baht Bell Travel Service transfer to Pattaya is cheaper than the over 1000 baht taxi from BKK to Patts. IMO if you are arriving late your easiest selection for action would be staying at the Nana Hotel which is ground zero for both NP and the NPL.
The metered taxi drivers are asking for higher fares for longer rides due to the curfew. I settled for an all-in 500 baht ride off meter from Nana to BKK airport last week, and might have made out because what is usually a no more than 40 minute trip turned into a 90 minute bumper to bumber ride. In talking to the driver the curfew has really complicated things and disrupted their livelyhood.
SunLover.
Coming down to Pattaya this weekend.
So the curfew is 12-4 am now, right? Still a good time down there? Still worth coming? Or should I cancel my trip? If still worth coming, are there certain places that are handling the curfew business better than others? Or is it all pretty much the same just closing earlier?
Face blurred and in black evening dress is Pim?
All right, nightlife in the tourist area can now getting back to normal. With less travelers in the next few weeks, here's to hoping it will be a buyer paradise.
Http://bangkokpost.com/news/local/413376/curfew-ends-in-Pattaya-samui-phuket.
Mr Enternational
06-03-14, 14:27
The curfew is lifted. Have fun gentlemen. http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/731411-curfew-lifted-in-pattaya-samui-phuket/?utm_source=newsletter-20140603-1634&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news
Sir Lancelot
06-03-14, 18:27
Either way it's to much and you should walk unless you are one of those guys that has to have it at any cost. Seen a lot of those. For the cost of that bar fine you can get layed elsewhere.I, like many other guys, like gogo bars because it means I can go out, have a few drinks and watch dozens of semi-naked girls dancing for a few hours before picking my favourite. That comes at a cost. Of course you can save yourself money if you go to the beer-bars, Soi 6 or Beach Road but for some people it's not just about 'having it' at the cheapest price possible, it's about enjoyment and the thrill of the chase (something some people seem to forget on here when they boast about how cheap they can find sex).
I find the whole argument quite tedious. Wherever you get your girls from, another guy will say he can get just as pretty girls available for cheaper. That's Pattaya. The type of girls I like are the pretty young things that are found in the gogo bars. I posted a photo of a girl I rated 10/10 at Crystal Club and I can safely say that I have never seen a girl that pretty in the beer-bars, on Soi 6 or Beach Road. Not that I don't think those places have some pretty girls but generally you get what you pay for and in my experience the gogo bars in Pattaya have by far the prettiest girls.
Sir Lancelot
06-03-14, 19:04
Day 18, Thursday: Pattaya.
It was my penultimate day in Thailand so I spent a few hours on the beach, trying to gain at least a semblance of a tan to take back to England with me. It would be nice, just once, to walk back in to my office without some smart-arse saying "where's the tan? " (one day I'll accidentally let slip "I don't have time to sunbathe, I'm too busy fucking girls you could only dream of" . Afterwards I decided to find an internet cafe to write up my diary. The best value internet cafes are in the Soi Buakhao area and as I was walking there, I saw a blond Russian girl on 2nd Road wearing the shortest shorts I have ever seen.
As the afternoon progressed I began to feel ill. I wasn't sure whether it was something I ate or perhaps one of the cold drinks I bought from an ice bucket at the beach. Tap-water isn't safe to drink for tourists in Thailand and often ice is the main culprit of upset stomachs. I took some tablets and spent the rest of the afternoon reading in my room.
By early evening I felt somewhat better but still not 100% . My original plan for this afternoon was to go to Devil's Den for a threesome but I ruled that out. Two pops with two girls for 90 minutes would probably tip me over the edge! However I didn't want to waste my penultimate day in Thailand so I decided to go for a soapy massage. I had already visited the holy trinity of Sabai Dee, Honey and Honey 2 but wanted to try a place called RASPUTIN that I had ready about. It was easy to find. I walked along 2nd Road in the same direction as the traffic, past the top of Soi 6 and turned left down the narrow street sandwiched between McDonalds and Cosy's Bar. It was a dark street that opened up in to a large square. Rasputin was located in the far left corner.
The time was 7. 30 pm and there were 40 girls. It was a strange layout with a long fishbowl that stretched the entire length of the lounge area, which meant that no matter where I chose to sit, I wouldn't get a good view of all of the girls. A young papasan informed me that the girls were split in to different price categories. The cheapest girls sat on the right wore red badges and cost 2500 baht each, those wearing white badges were 3000 baht and the girls became more and more expensive the further towards the exit they sat. The papasan pointed to the girls at the far left and told me that they were 'models' . They were sat on comfortable armchairs to make them look more sophisticated and I almost choked on my soft drink when he told me that they cost a whopping 4500 baht. There were five of them and they were no prettier than the 2200 baht Honey 2 girls (at double the price) . As ever in these kind of establishments, the management had equated beauty to paleness / height.
The cheapest girls (2500 baht) were several rungs below the girls I saw in the other massage parlours. Most were fairly average but just as I was considering leaving, a pretty girl wearing 128 breezed past. She had light brown curly hair and a slim, sexy body. I followed her with my eyes as she walked to the fishbowl and sat down on a step amongst the 3000 baht girls. She was an option. A cute 2500 baht girl kept playfully waving whenever I looked in her direction. She reminded me of my best friends out-of-bounds younger sister who I have often fantasised about. This place has some nice girls but they're overpriced.
I was about halfway through my bottle of water (and therefore halfway to making a decision of which girl to pick) when I spotted a stunner walk past. She had a lovely figure, blonde hair and a gorgeous face. I expected her to be one of the 'models' so was pleasantly surprised when she sat amongst the 3000 baht girls. I watched her as she laughed and joked with the girls sat around her. She was spectacular so I decided to pick her before someone else did. I don't mind paying high prices if the quality of girl is worth it.
She was wearing number 9 so I informed the papasan of my choice. He called her name and she stood up to give me a look at her body. It reminded me of that moment when you go to a fancy restaurant and you order some wine and the waiter gives you a small taste before he pours a glass. You know you're going to say yes but you furrow your brow and pretend that you are giving it careful consideration. I looked her up and down. Slim, curvy and beautiful. Hmmm, yeah, I think I'll take her.
I paid 3000 baht at the cashiers desk and my jaw almost hit the floor when she walked next to my side. She had a stunning face, one of the prettiest I've seen in Thailand. Facially she didn't look typically Thai, she looked like an Asian version of the model Christy Turlington. She had light blond hair and was undoubtedly a 10/10 in my books.
She took my hand and walked me to the lift. As we climbed to the floor above, she told me that her name was Aew and she was 26 from Isaan. The room reminded me of a good quality hotel room with pieces of original art on the walls. There was a ceiling mirror above the bed and a large jacuzzi in the corner. A waitress walked in and asked "drinks, sir? " When I gave her my order she walked to the minibar in the corner of the room, pulled two drinks out and charged me 220 baht for the privilege!
Aew and I undressed and I admired her lovely slim body with small, pert tits. We stepped in to the jacuzzi together but it was very hot. As she soaped and lathered my arms and legs I was dripping with sweat. It was like being in a sauna. Normally by the time I'm in the bath with a girl, I'm rock hard and ready for action but I was feeling ill again. Perhaps it was the heat. Instead of relaxing and getting to know this beautiful girl, I was taking deep breaths and concentrating on not being sick. As I dried myself off I noticed for the first time that there wasn't an inflatable mattress, the most important tool of the trade for any discerning soapy masseuse. Instead Aew asked me to lie on the bed and gave me an oil massage. So not only is Rasputin much more expensive than Sabai Dee, Honey and Honey 2, it doesn't offer soapy massages either.
In fairness, the oil massage was nice. When Aew asked me to turn over I was wowed by her beauty again. She had perfect bone structure, flawless skin and big luscious lips. When our heads were close I tried to kiss her but she pulled her head away. "Cannot kiss customer" she told me before explaining that "most girls don't kiss customer the first time" . She sensed my disappointment because she smiled and said "okay, mouth closed" and kissed me on the lips. This would normally get me hard but nothing was happening. Instead my stomach was churning. I sat up and had a few mouthfuls of water. I wasn't feeling well at all. I asked Aew whether she could turn the air-con on. "Cannot change" she told me apologetically.
I lay back down and she started stroking my dick but there was no reaction. I caressed her firm tits but still nothing. She knelt down next to me and gave me a covered blow-job but I find it impossible to get stiff inside a condom. Last night I was rock hard for a 4/10 but now I had one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen giving me a blow-job and I couldn't get stiff! She sucked and sucked but I was as limp as a politicians joke. It was a combination of the heat, my sickness and the condom.
To be fair to Aew, she tried her best. She took my hand and placed it on her pussy and I fingered her as she sucked me. Still nothing. I couldn't even muster a semi. She took the condom off and rubbed her tits over me but that didn't work either. I didn't feel relaxed at all, I was concentrating too hard on not being sick. I told her to stop and indicated for her to lie next to me.
She seemed really upset. I cuddled up to her and told her that it wasn't her fault. She was silent for a while before saying "it's not about the money, I can make lots of money, I most busy girl" . I looked at her face and she had tears in her eyes. "I get no more customer tonight" she said and when I asked why she pointed to her sad face. "You beautiful" I told her but she seemed genuinely upset, her gorgeous smile long gone. She obviously had such pride in her job that she felt that she had let me down. I'm probably younger than most customers she has been with so she probably saw it as a personal failing. We got changed and no matter what I said, I couldn't make her smile. "Not your fault, my fault! " I told her but she said that it was her fault for putting the condom on. She had tears in her eyes.
Nothing I could say could make her feel better. I felt terrible. Mainly for her but also for me too. I still felt ill, not to mention the fact that I'the just wasted 3000 baht! When the lift doors opened on the ground floor she pointed for me to "get refund" but I decided not to. Getting a refund wouldn't just cost her money, it would reflect badly on her and she didn't do anything wrong. It was my fault for going to Rasputin in the first place when I felt ill. I should have stayed in my hotel until I felt well enough to go out. Lesson learnt.
I just wanted to get back to my hotel. I walked down Soi 6 which was busy with lots of girls. I saw a few cute girls outside Soho and Offshore but taking a girl was the last thing on my mind. I took a songthaew along Beach Road to my hotel and stopped off at a pharmacy to buy some stronger sickness tablets. They seemed to work but I still had a temperature. I lay on my bed under the air-con to cool down.
This was my last full night in Pattaya as my flight back to England was late tomorrow. As a result I had planned to sign off with a gogo crawl and bar-fine one of the girls I missed out on last night, Pim from Bachelor or the 10/10 from Crystal Club perhaps. Or alternatively I could head to Walking Street and bar-fine Nom from Airport or Tom from Beach Club. But I didn't feel well enough to go out at all. I felt sick. It was 10 pm and all I wanted to do was sleep. What a disastrous way to spend my last night in Pattaya.
I struggled to sleep. Some people count sheep when they can't sleep but I counted girls. Because today had ended up completely girl-free, I had only fucked 17 girls on this trip so far (had today gone to plan, the tally would be 19). I hadn't even reached my bare minimum challenge of 20 girls per trip. I decided that if I was feeling better tomorrow, I woud fuck three girls before my taxi left at 8 pm.
Please note: In April I posted a 21 day diary on this forum but subsequently all of the text on certain days disappeared. Jackson has since explained that was due to ISG migrating to a new server and invited people to re-post if they wish. My apologies if this lengthy post is a nuisance if you read it first time round but I hope it will provide useful information to others.
Sir Lancelot
06-03-14, 20:37
what a disastrous day yesterday had been. normally i end my trips with a flurry of girls, yet somehow i spent my penultimate day in pattaya without fucking one. there's a saying in england if a footballer doesn't score many goals, that he 'can't score in a brothel' . that was me last night!
on the bright side, i no longer felt ill. as a result i planned to make up for yesterdays wash-out with three girls before i had to leave to the airport. every trip i set myself the challenge of sleeping with a minimum of 20 girls and my current tally was a disappointing 17. i needed a sprint finish.
i checked out of my hotel at midday and booked a taxi to suvarnabhumi airport at a small booth next to the reception area. it cost 1200 baht and left at 8 pm which meant that i had eight hours to fuck three girls. i dumped my bags next to the taxi counter and headed out in to the hot midday sun. first thing breakfast, then a lunchtime shag to get things moving. three girls in eight hours, i was a man on a mission.
there was a cheerful girl working at the 7 eleven on soi buakhao. every time i (or indeed any other customer) entered she said 'sawasdee ka' brightly. i always like encountering people who have pride in their job. i bought myself a ham and cheese toastie and ate it at the internet cafe nearby. i still wasn't sure what my plan of action was today. i perused the devil's den website and saw a few girls i liked. gik and mai both looked nice in their photos and a threesome with those two would be a great memory to take from the final day of my trip. but it was too late to book them and the early afternoon lineup at devil's den sometimes isn't very inspiring. also a threesome would take me up to 19 girls for the trip, but after 90 minutes and unlimited pops with two nymphos, i probably wouldn't have any fuel left in the tank for a 20th girl. i decided to give it a miss.
i decided to go to soi 6. it was 1. 30 pm and there were lots of girls perched on stools outside their bars. i spotted two girls on my first recce. the first was a cutie at offshore bar, a third of the way down towards beach road, who was eating noodles for lunch. i saw another good option at bar ole, about two thirds of the way down on the left. she looked sexy, had a nice body and her eyelashes were decorated with jewels. i got to the bottom of the road and turned around. i didn't have a lot of time so it would be one of those two. i back-tracked up soi 6 and the girl smiled at me from bar ole. she was pretty and had a sexy body but she had a gap in her teeth which put me off. i continued walking.
the cute girl at offshore bar had finished her lunch and smiled to me when she saw me approaching her. she looked young and although she wasn't a stunner, she had the cute and innocent appeal that i like. "would you like a drink? " i said and she led me inside. i bought us both a beer (120 baht) and we had the usual chat (what your name, where you from? . as we got to know each other she stroked my leg and i felt myself getting hard. after the 'flop' at rasputin the night before it was a relief.
her name was biw and she was 21 years old. with time at a premium i said "room 300, for you 1000 baht? " and she nodded her head. she led me up to a decent room with a long window overlooking the street below. i peeked through the curtain and could see girls sat on stools on the opposite side of the road, calling hello, to men walking past. the large double-bed was surrounded by mirrors and there was a picture on the wall of a naked blond playboy bunny type with huge tits. "is that you? " i asked and she laughed.
when you go with girls from soi 6, there isn't much hanging around. she locked the door behind us and we both started to get unchanged. when i saw her outside her tits looked a handful but when she removed her push-up bra they were tiny, just like her. she was less than five feet tall. we showered together, dried ourselves off and five minutes after meeting, we were lying naked next to each other on the bed. sadly she kissed with her mouth closed. it seems to be more common in thailand these days which is a shame. perhaps i'm to blame for targeting girls fresh to the business.
you don't have to ask soi 6 girls for a blow-job, it's part of the deal. she crouched over me and gave me an inexperienced blow-job, little more than bobbing her head up and down over my dick for a minute as i played with her small tits. i put a condom on and slid in to her. it was a great sight, her laid on her back, hair spread across the pillow and her legs in the air, smiling up to me as i pounded her. she was so short her ankles didn't reach my shoulders. i fucked her from behind and she rode me to a climax. i joked to her that i'd like to take her back to england with me in my suitcase. she was certainly small enough.
it was 2 pm and it was so far, so good, i had fucked my first girl of the day. my tally was up to 18.
i decided to go for a foot massage. by the time it was over i would be ready for another girl. i chose a place on soi diana and my masseur was a middle-aged woman. she wasn't in the least bit attractive but she had magic hands and i felt myself getting hard when she massaged my thighs. if she noticed she didn't say anything. i had to laugh. last night i couldn't get it up for one of the prettiest girls i have ever met in thailand and yet here i was being massaged by a woman my mum's age and i had a raging boner! near the end of the massage she spoke in thai to one of the other masseurs, another old dear. "my friend says you handsome" she said.
after some souvenir shopping it was 4. 30 pm and time to find another girl. one of the best discoveries of this trip are the massage shops around soi buakhao so i decided to try them again. i walked past the cluster near the top of soi 25 and there were about 20 girls lounging outside. "you want massage? " those closest to the street asked.
a pretty dark-skinned girl with braces on her teeth gave me a big smile. i walked up soi 11 and there were eight young girls at paradise. some recognised me from when i took nico so i waved. there are half a dozen places on this road and near honey a girl grabbed my arm and said "i give you good massage" . she was probably mid-thirties with tattoos and was spilling out of a dress several sizes too small for her. she had the kind of sleazy appearance i like sometimes.
i opted for the dark-skinned girl with braces. she was outside aree massage, about 30 meters down soi 25 on the right. her friend saw me approaching and nudged her with her elbow to let her know i had come back. she looked up and gave me a big smile. she was cute and had a distinctive look that made her look different to thai girls i had met on this trip. she had a dark-skinned ethnic look. like a gentleman i offered her my hand and she giggled as we walked inside. she held my hand tightly and seemed very bubbly so i knew i had made a good choice. she told me that she was 25 years old which surprised me as she looked younger (i would have guessed 19) . she was from udan thani and her name was beer. chok dee!
she led me to a room full of curtained cubicles, each no bigger than the size of a single bed. before long i was naked and face down on the bed as she gave me a back massage. after five minutes she said "me hot, sorry" and took her red t-shirt off. there was no need to apologise. she was wearing a black lacy bra and i could see 'beer' tattooed on one of her breasts.
"you very good" i said as i savoured her delicate touch. she asked me to turn over and when she saw i was hard she asked "extras? " i took her hands and pulled her on top of me and we kissed. she was a fantastic kisser, a major turn-on of mine. she was soft and sensual one minute and passionate the next, trying to get her tongue as far down my throat as possible. we agreed on 1000 baht for 'boom boom' . she took her bra off, revealing a small but perfectly formed pair of tits, and then slid off her knickers. she rolled a condom on to me and used massage oil as lube before slowly lowering herself on. her pussy was extremely tight and she closed her eyes tightly and played with herself as she wiggled her hips on mine in an inexperienced manner. i leaned up and sucked her nipples before flipping her on to her back and fucking her in mish.
in one of the other cubicles we could hear another customer being massaged, so it felt like we were doing something that we shouldn't be (ludicrous of course because everyone who comes to these places will get extras! . we tried to be as quiet as we could but before long we were frantically fucking. she tried to suppress her groans but the bed squeaked with each thrust, giving us away. i fucked her doggy-style and then she rode me in asian cowgirl, both feet planted on the bed, until i came. she lay on top of me, our bodies glistening with sweat and we kissed. five seconds after i had climaxed, a man groaned loudly from one of the other cubicles. beer giggled like a schoolgirl. we showered and got changed. what a great girl. she wasn't just cute and smiley, she was eager to please and a passionate performer. she was the type of girl if i lived in pattaya, she would be one of my regulars. i paid her and gave her a nice tip. she gave me a kiss on the cheek before i left.
two girls down and my tally for the trip was 19. just one more girl and i could go home happy.
i went shopping for treats for my office. no expense spared, i went to the 7 eleven and filled two carrier bags with nuts, spiced mango and seaweed. i spent a few hours at an internet cafe, giving my poor dick time to recover after the two afternoon workouts i had given it.
i had less than an hour left in pattaya and needed to fuck one more girl. when you have time constraints in pattaya, there is only one place to go. i flagged down a songthaew on 2nd road and for the second time today stepped on to soi 6. it was 7. 30 pm and my taxi was booked to leave lek hotel at 8 pm which meant i had just half an hour to find a girl, fuck her, get back to my hotel and get changed. it would be tight.
it gave me very little time to select a girl. if i saw any girl at all who interested me, i would pick her. no time for careful consideration tonight. about halfway down i noticed a girl outside soho with a nice face and four small stars tattooed over her eye. she smiled so i stopped and said hello, the time was 7. 38 pm and i had just 22 minutes before my taxi was due.
i dispensed with the usual getting-to-know-you drinks and said "300 baht for room, 1000 for you, okay? " . she seemed surprised at how quickly our fledgling romance was moving but nodded. as i paid, the manager rang the lady-drink bell and all of the girls came inside and were handed a free shot of tequila (to help them relax for the night that lay ahead). the standard of girls was good. i would rate soho with thai rose and red point bar as the best bar on soi 6.
her name was ao and she 21 from chiang mai. she led me upstairs to a typical soi 6 room with a double bed, a table, a chair and a separate bathroom. we quickly showered and before long we were on the bed. like beer earlier, she was a fantastic kisser. she gave me a really good uncovered blow-job and soon we were fucking. i lay her on her back and fucked her hard and fast and suddenly she groaned "i finish " . i hadn't so we swapped positions and i held her tits as she rode me to a climax. when she heard me come, she lay on top of me and gave me a lingering kiss on the lips before saying "again! . as we showered she caressed my dick, making me hard again. "one more time? " she asked. on any other occasion i would have happily accepted but i didn't have time. my taxi would probably already be waiting. i got changed, paid her and kissed her goodbye before taking a songthaew back to lek hotel. ao had been a great way to end the trip. she was a pretty girl-next-door type who clearly loved sex.
i got back to my hotel at 8. 05 pm and after a quick change of clothes my taxi was leaving the bright lights of pattaya behind and i was heading to the airport. i was pleased. three girls in eight hours and i had reached my target of 20 girls for the trip. i felt like i'd scored an injury time winner in the cup final.
it had been a good trip. i'd been with some great girls and had a lot of fun. bangkok was as brilliant as ever and kung from rainbow would live long in my memory. in future i may plan trips to give myself more time in the capital. burma was an interesting diversion, a beautiful place with some of the friendliest people i've ever met. it's not a place to go specifically for sex although yangon had enough to keep me busy for a few days. i smiled as i recalled the long-time threesome i had with two girls from emperor. and then there was pattaya. it was fair to say i had my moments of frustration, notably the friction burn, the horrible experience with sar and my illness at rasputin, but i still had a great time. bee from honey 2 had given me some of the best sex i've ever had and nico from paradise, som from airport and aom from crystal club were some of the standout girls. seeing macca wearing lipstick would also live long in my memory.
i fucked 20 girls in total and some absolute peaches. roll on the next trip!
please note: in april i posted a 21 day diary on this forum but subsequently all of the text on certain days disappeared. jackson has since explained that was due to isg migrating to a new server and invited people to re-post if they wish. my apologies if this lengthy post is a nuisance if you read it first time round but i hope it will provide useful information to others.
ActionOriented
06-04-14, 07:56
Bro. Try TT exchange in soi Diana. Best offer.Do they directly change INR to THB, or do they offer a better rate for USD?
Uncle Volodya
06-04-14, 13:22
Great work Lance!
These are an even better read the 2nd time around.
I will try to get my last, and final report form May 2014 up soon.
Stay horny my friend...
Uncle V.
Can't really blame them. Don't get me wrong, I don't blame them at all.
but for some people it's not just about 'having it' at the cheapest price possible, it's about enjoyment
but generally you get what you pay for and in my experience the gogo bars in Pattaya have by far the prettiest girls.Yeah, exactly. Sometimes it's a bit annoying, this cheap cheap cheap attitude. You can't drive a BMW for the price of a Tata.
Yeah, exactly. Sometimes it's a bit annoying, this cheap cheap cheap attitude. You can't drive a BMW for the price of a Tata.Sure you can. How much do BMW varry in price globaly, because of different taxes goverments put a. ? Cost of maintainance as well.
Women is not a car, so this situation would have been even easyer to handle. If man kind was not so weak.
I, like many other guys, like gogo bars because it means I can go out, have a few drinks and watch dozens of semi-naked girls dancing for a few hours before picking my favourite. That comes at a cost. Of course you can save yourself money if you go to the beer-bars, Soi 6 or Beach Road but for some people it's not just about 'having it' at the cheapest price possible, it's about enjoyment and the thrill of the chase (something some people seem to forget on here when they boast about how cheap they can find sex).
I find the whole argument quite tedious. Wherever you get your girls from, another guy will say he can get just as pretty girls available for cheaper. That's Pattaya. The type of girls I like are the pretty young things that are found in the gogo bars. I posted a photo of a girl I rated 10/10 at Crystal Club and I can safely say that I have never seen a girl that pretty in the beer-bars, on Soi 6 or Beach Road. Not that I don't think those places have some pretty girls but generally you get what you pay for and in my experience the gogo bars in Pattaya have by far the prettiest girls.If that's what you like and you think that price is fair, go for it. I just have a problem giving a bar 1000 bht for a girl. It is obvious a lot of people don't or they wouldn't charge it.
Me, I just don't like feeling ripped off.
Although we differ in the price for service, still enjoyed your reports. In the end it is about having fun.
Baccara, bar fine is 600, short time is 2500.
The quote above is the Baccara in Bangkok. I'm not possitive but I was shown the "sign" in Pattaya Baccara and I recall seeing a 700 barfine. Can't recall the ST and LT amounts since I didn't barfine from that club. Anyone know the prices in Pattaya?
Uncle Volodya
06-04-14, 20:25
If that's what you like and you think that price is fair, go for it. I just have a problem giving a bar 1000 bht for a girl. It is obvious a lot of people don't or they wouldn't charge it.
Me, I just don't like feeling ripped off.
Although we differ in the price for service, still enjoyed your reports. In the end it is about having fun.The difference between a 600 and 1000 baht bar fine is $15. This is not a significant amount of money for me, especially if it guarantees that I have some great sex with a gorgeous girl.
How much do we pay to go to an FKK in Germany? Here in Moscow the going rate for 2 hrs with a girl is almost USD $300! It's even more back in the good old USofA.
But in the end you are right, to each his own. The important thing is we all have fun and share our experience to make it easier to have more fun in the future.
Stay horny my friend...
Uncle V.
The difference between a 600 and 1000 baht bar fine is $15. This is not a significant amount of money for me, especially if it guarantees that I have some great sex with a gorgeous girl.
How much do we pay to go to an FKK in Germany? Here in Moscow the going rate for 2 hrs with a girl is almost USD $300! It's even more back in the good old USofA.
But in the end you are right, to each his own. The important thing is we all have fun and share our experience to make it easier to have more fun in the future.
Stay horny my friend...
Uncle V.I also found that having a local cell phone number helped bring the girls back without needing to barfine them a second time, plus the short time rate was usually a bit less since it was usually them asking to come over.
Do they directly change INR to THB, or do they offer a better rate for USD?Doesn't make sense to change one currency into USD and then into THB. You lose money.
I could change whatever decent money in BKK, Malaysian Ringitt, Chinese RMB, JP ¥ .
Sure you can. How much do BMW varry in price globaly, because of different taxes goverments put a. ? Cost of maintainance as well.
Women is not a car, so this situation would have been even easyer to handle. If man kind was not so weak.Taxes are a national matter. So in the same nation you can't drive a BMW at the price of a Tata.
In some country you can drive a BMW at the price of a Tata elsewhere. But you need to change country to be able to do so.
The quote above is the Baccara in Bangkok. I'm not possitive but I was shown the "sign" in Pattaya Baccara and I recall seeing a 700 barfine. Can't recall the ST and LT amounts since I didn't barfine from that club. Anyone know the prices in Pattaya?700 BF and 2000ST; paid this time last year. I didn't BF until the end of the night, so feel I got more than just ST. The girl did not have to return to the bar anyway.
Lancelot.
Many thanks for taking the time and trouble to submit your wonderful experiences in your TRs.
Hoping you will be able to go back again soon, I have to wait until November.
Mr Enternational
06-05-14, 01:31
The difference between a 600 and 1000 baht bar fine is $15. This is not a significant amount of money for me, especially if it guarantees that I have some great sex with a gorgeous girl.How does it guarantee that the sex is going to be great?
Mr Enternational
06-05-14, 01:47
doesn't make sense to change one currency into usd and then into thb. you lose money. i could change whatever decent money in bkk, malaysian ringitt, chinese rmb, jp.actually you lose money by not changing to a hard currency first. you are going to get a much better exchange when changing from usd to baht versus myr to baht. (hell some places won't even accept myr, as my cousin found out when trying to change his money at bank gold.) i know what you are thinking: $1=33 baht and 43 rupees=1 so i will get 33 baht for 43 rupees, but it is not the same and doesn't work that way. nobody wants fucking ringgit or rupees so the rate is shittier when changing from soft currency to soft currency. you will do much better by changing to usd, euro, pounds, or any hard currency before leaving that country. i called myself changing my indonesian rupiah back to baht before leaving bali and got royally fucked, not just by a little bit. i'm talking about by at least 20% what i should have done was change my rupiah into usd in indonesia and then change the usd into baht once i got back to thailand.
Team,
I wanted to give some pointers on price. I go to Thailand every year. It seems too many guys are over paying and the price just keeps going up and up and up. If we are going to talk about Pattaya prices which are different that Bangkok prices. Pattaya independent girls the cost is 500 on the strip next to the beach. Bar girls are 6-700 baut. They all will start with 1000 baut but you talk them down. Other will just take the 600 with a smile. The bar girls of course you have to pay the pay fine also. The prices I quotes are all for short time. Now long time for both not including bar fine is 1000 baut all night long. Any problems just negotiate 200-300 more baut. Gogo girls price varies all 1500 baut and over.
Now Bangkok is 1000 baut short time for street girls. Maybe 1500 long time I rarely do long time.
Thailand is nice because it is cheap. There are some guys that want to argue what a couple more hundred baut? Don't be cheap ect. The difference is the price just keeps raising. Now the great service you got for 600 baut in Pattaya for a beach girl she now has an attitude for anything less the 1200 short time.
Season matters also. Never go in the low seasons! Less customers the thais raise the price. More customers they lower the price.
Uncle Volodya
06-05-14, 04:57
How does it guarantee that the sex is going to be great?Valid point. Of course you have to do your homework too. Talk to the girl, flirt a little bit and make sure there is some chemistry. That should go without saying.
ActionOriented
06-05-14, 05:27
actually you lose money by not changing to a hard currency first. you are going to get a much better exchange when changing from usd to baht versus myr to baht. (hell some places won't even accept myr, as my cousin found out when trying to change his money at bank gold.) i know what you are thinking: $1=33 baht and 43 rupees=1 so i will get 33 baht for 43 rupees, but it is not the same and doesn't work that way. nobody wants fucking ringgit or rupees so the rate is shittier when changing from soft currency to soft currency. you will do much better by changing to usd, euro, pounds, or any hard currency before leaving that country. i called myself changing my indonesian rupiah back to baht before leaving bali and got royally fucked, not just by a little bit. i'm talking about by at least 20% what i should have done was change my rupiah into usd in indonesia and then change the usd into baht once i got back to thailand.
doesn't make sense to change one currency into usd and then into thb. you lose money.
i could change whatever decent money in bkk, malaysian ringitt, chinese rmb, jp .although it is possible to change inr directly to thb in bangkok (superrich offers a decent rate), my calculations suggest that changing usd offers me more thb. therefore, instead of carrying inr and changing them directly into thb in bkk or pats, i am thinking of buying usd in my home jurisdiction at every low point, and then carry usd which can then be converted in either bkk or pats, thus giving me more thb. i think i lose less on arbitrage this way, not entirely sure.
Uncle Volodya
06-05-14, 06:44
When we left off I was just finishing my last LT with my GFE Pim. After I nice farewell round in the late morning we hopped on her motorbike and she gave me a ride into Pattaya. The plan was to run some errands and to do a little shopping for gifts for the folks back home. Another smokescreen to hide the true purpose of my trip. LOL.
I hit the top floor of Mike's shopping center, where various knick knacks can be found. I established a good report with a very friendly young lady who was working one of the shops and ended up negotiating some good deals on a bunch of stuff. The girls was pretty damn cute (slim, light skin, just a bit older) and I thought she was giving me a nice vibe. I considered inviting her for dinner and seeing where it could lead. But I decided against it as I only had one full day left in Pattaya. Why take a risk when there are so many sure things around? I just wish I had more time (and bigger balls) to explore these options. The guys who live and spend more time here sure are lucky and I am sure they have many interesting tales to tell about these kind of pickups. It would be exciting to try to pick up a "regular" girl and I am sure a lot of these girls freelance. I will put this on the bucket list for the next time I am in town and when I have more time.
I went back home to stash my stuff and plan the evenings activities. I decided to give my trusty old standby Rd Car one last shot. It has never failed me and I enjoy the illusion that you are actually picking up a girl in a club. After 3 nights with voluptuous, big-boobed Pim I was in the mood for something a little different. A tall and slim young spinner would be the ticket. Preferably one that had more of a "Chinese' look to her. Think of the sexy teen golfer Nancy Kwan. She always gets dirty old Uncle V's pulse racing.
I hit RC around midnight, but it was still pretty dead and no real good targets were in sight. SO I decided to mosey over to I-bar to check out the action. I -Bar was just getting going and hot younger girls were starting to stream in. I ordered a beer and found a good place to lie in wait. A slim dark young things caught my eye and I made my approach. But she did not seem all that interested and said that she wanted to get a table first with her friends before shed' consider my offer for a drink. SHOT DOWN! This experience made uncle V feel a little awkward. It did not help that all the other farang guys in the place seemed much younger and none were flying solo like I was. I was not really feeling I-bar at this point and decided to go back to RC and give it another shot.
RC was packed and pretty hopping when I got there. I made a few passes around the bar but could not find my Nancy Kwan. I was just about to give up hope when a funny thing happened. During one of my passes around the bar I somehow got squeezed up against a girl in the very tiny space that exists between the bar and the standing tables that are just in front of the pool tables. I made my apologies and she giggled, but I did not really get a good look at her until I had extricated myself and emerged at the other end of the bar.
Lo and behold! The perfect girl! Young, slim, and with that nice lithe athletic body. She also looked great in her slinky black dress. We stated playing the eye contact game and dancing from afar. I finally screwed up my courage and started exaggeratedly waving her on over. Come over! Come over! I must have looked ridiculous. But, I got her attention and she laughed at my antics. And then, surprisingly, she complied and came over! (I love Pattaya). I introduced myself and bought her a drink Her name was Bee and she looked even better now that I was close to her. She said she was with her friend and I told her to also bring her over for a drink. Soon I was sexy dancing with Bee and grinding away. She seemed to be having fun and complimented me on my dancing. We kept getting closer and closer and I could smell her. She smelled absolutely divine, like a mix of jasmine and ginger. She had glitter all over her shoulders and neck and sparkled like the gem that she was. Uncle V was back in heaven again.
I showed her I was a good guy by entertaining her friend while she was in the bathroom. She was a nice girl, but with an unusual haircut. "I like Lee-On- Ahh. Famous lady USA. " It took me a while to figure out that she meant Rihanna and we laughed at the misunderstanding. Lee0 on-ahh told me that she ws moving to Bangkok to take a job at a hotel and that they were out celebrating / We had more drinks when Bee came back. These girls were nice and I enjoyed their company and I think they were warming up to me too.
Now the cheap Charlies out there may criticize me for buying drinks like this. But I look at it as an investment. You want to show the girls that you are generous as it really warms them up to you. Nothing turns women off (women anywhere) more than being cheap. And it usually reaps benefits back in the room (as we will later find out). Besides, the money I spent on drinks for all of us was negligible. The bill coming to less than 1 K Baht.
Bee and Lee-On-Ahh were with a bigger group of friends and she asked if I wanted to come with them to another club. I told her no and said I wanted us to go back to my room. She said OK right on the spot, not even mentioning money. After another round of drinks. Including an ill advised vodka shot for Bee that her friends bought her we were ready to leave. Bee asked if I would drive her motor bike as I was feeling pretty tipsy. As I had also had a few drinks and no license on me I decided not to risk it and we grabbed a moto taxi at the end of walking street to go back home.
I had the moto taxi drop us off at the beach in Jomtien right outside our Condo. To lighten the mood I played a joke. I still had not kissed Bee and thought this would be a nice touch. We walked along the beach listening to the waves and cooling off to the breeze. Finally I leaned her back for a nice long kiss.
We made our way back to my pad. To further lighten the mood I played a joke. Usually the doorman springs to attention to open the outside gate. This time he was asleep. I told her to shush and let him sleep. I exaggeratedly tiptoed past him but he finally woke up smiling. Bee was loving it too, giggling the whole time.
We got back to the room and I mixed us a couple of drinks. We sat on the couch and Bee taught me some Thai as we watched Thai MTV, having a laugh a some o the funny videos. Soon enough we were making out and I had my hands all over her lithe little body. I pulled down her dress revealing a nice set of natural and perky be-cups. I could tell she was getting horny too. I broke off this nice petting session to jump in the shower. After I was done she did the same.
When she got back we moved to the bed and the fun really began. Bee gave me a nice BJ. The softness of her mouth and that pretty little face working up and down on me was soon too much to bear. I threw a condom on an entered her tight little pussy. After a few minutes of me pulling in and out of her she started shuddering and let out a nice long gasp. I could tell that she had just come. I pulled her on top and she started riding me. We tried a few more positions, with me eventually coming inside her in doggy. As I pounded away at her supple young ass, admiring the contours of her sweet little body and the look of pleasure on her pretty face in the mirror. She really seemed to be loving it. After we finished we curled up to sleep, her head nestled up against my chest.
I awoke in the morning with Bee cuddled up next to me. I pulled up the covers and stared at her perfect little body. I was ready for more. But my poor little be was in rough shape form all the drinking the night before. Her head was killing her and she asked for paracetamol. I warned her that this is very bad for your liver after you've been drinking and gave her 2 ibuprofens instead. It was still early, maybe so we went back to sleep. Her nestled up against me and me stroking her pretty little head.
I woke up a little while later and I began caressing her body. She was feeling much better and we began to make out. I started to take off her panties but she would not let me. She said she was sorry but that she had "pussy problem" - meaning that she had started her period. That explained her getting up in the middle of the night and taking so long in the bathroom. I said no problem, and we snuggled up together. I can't say I wasn't a little disappointed. But just being cuddled up with this lovely little creature was a pleasure in and of itself.
She suddenly raised her head form my chest and asked me, "You want me smoke? HELL YES! What followed was perhaps the best BJ I have ever received in my life. I lay back in the bed with her kneeling over my legs. She started slow at first licking my cock and balls. But soon I was in her mouth. She picked up the pace, bobbing her little had up and down over me in a steady rhythm. She was going very deep and I could feel the back of her little throat. I fondled her breasts as she worked me up and down. The image of her pretty little mouth filled up with my cock is forever burned in my memory. After a while I could take no more and I exploded in her mouth. Instead of running off to the bathroom to spit it out (as most Thai girls are apt to do) Bee held me in her mouth, cum and all, still slowly working her mouth up and down my shaft. This felt absolutely wonderful! After about a minute or two of this I let her get up to go to the bathroom. She had a mischievous smile on her cute little face as she held the cum in her mouth.
She came back to bed and cuddled next to me. I thanked her and told he how wonderful I felt and she seemed pleased. It was getting late and time for her to leave. She got up to get ready. She asked me to write down the name of the pills I gave her (she knew paracetamol but had never heard of ibuprofen). I did this on a piece of paper, making it out to be a fake prescription and signing it Dr. Chuk Wow. I Also packed up a few pills for her to take with her. I gave her "present" of 2 K baht and she asked for 100 more for Taxi, and I dutifully obiged. She seemed pleased and gave me a nice kiss on the lips. I walked her down to the reception to get her I'd and to help her get a taxi. She was still wearing the evening dress form the night before and looking damn fine and I could tell that my doormen friends were impressed. I took her number and we bid out goodbyes. I couldn't take my eyes off her and watched as the motor bike took her away.
What a night! I really like this. She'd pretty, young, and fantastic in bed. I wish that I had met this girl much earlier and the trip. Fortunately I have her contacts and we have stayed in touch on LINE. I think I may try and take her on a little trip t one of the more remote and beautiful parts of the country the next time I am in Thailand.
Stay tuned for the next, and last episode, where Uncle-V busts his Soi 6 cherry.
Stay horny my friends.
Uncle V.
Although it is possible to change INR directly to THB in Bangkok (Superrich offers a decent rate), my calculations suggest that changing USD offers me more THB. Therefore, instead of carrying INR and changing them directly into THB in BKK or Pats, I am thinking of buying USD in my home jurisdiction at every low point, and then carry USD which can then be converted in either BKK or Pats, thus giving me more THB. I think I lose less on arbitrage this way, not entirely sure.
Take 50's and 100's US notes to Thailand. You get a better exchage rate. Newer bills
Although it is possible to change INR directly to THB in Bangkok (Superrich offers a decent rate), my calculations suggest that changing USD offers me more THB. Therefore, instead of carrying INR and changing them directly into THB in BKK or Pats, I am thinking of buying USD in my home jurisdiction at every low point, and then carry USD which can then be converted in either BKK or Pats, thus giving me more THB. I think I lose less on arbitrage this way, not entirely sure.Why not buy THB in Delhi, it becomes easy.
Cheers!
ActionOriented
06-05-14, 08:25
Take 50's and 100's US notes to Thailand. You get a better exchage rate. Newer billsYep always carry USD 100's, the best rate on offer on them.
Pipe Layer99
06-05-14, 12:41
The best rate can be found at Click. It is an orange booth a few steps from Tukcom in the direction of Third Road.
..... .Good rates on Soi Diana too. Next to Areca Lodge. And another one right across from there.
Seems like they compete. I saw one lady looking through binoculars to check the rates across the road.
Hi folks,
I am British Indian planning a trip to Pattya. Reading through the threds I understand that Indians may not be welcome in some go go bars or even discos. Although I can understand why that is bieng done, but it makes me apprehensive about my trip. I really would not want tyo spend my vacation with the vibe of being dicriminated against. Could you please shed light on how easy / diffcult it is for someone with a brown skin to get good girls. Willing to spend the money!
Thanks!
Season matters also. Never go in the low seasons! Less customers the thais raise the price. More customers they lower the price.More customers means the girl is in demand more and she'll raise her price, not lower it. Also low season means less competition from other mongers, she's more apt to accept a lower offer if business is slow.
Hi folks,
I am British Indian planning a trip to Pattya. Reading through the threds I understand that Indians may not be welcome in some go go bars or even discos. Although I can understand why that is bieng done, but it makes me apprehensive about my trip. I really would not want tyo spend my vacation with the vibe of being dicriminated against. Could you please shed light on how easy / diffcult it is for someone with a brown skin to get good girls. Willing to spend the money!
Thanks!Indians do have a bad rap in Pattaya and they worked hard to earn it. Play up the part you are British, in the end it's about money.
If all else fails, get you a token white guy to get you in the clubs. Better yet a Korean or Japanese. You're a rock star then. LOL
When we left off I was just finishing my last LT with my GFE Pim. After I nice farewell round in the late morning we hopped on her motorbike and she gave me a ride into Pattaya. The plan was to run some errands and to do a little shopping for gifts for the folks back home. Another smokescreen to hide the true purpose of my trip. LOL.
I hit the top floor of Mike's shopping center, where various knick knacks can be found. I established a good report with a very friendly young lady who was working one of the shops and ended up negotiating some good deals on a bunch of stuff. The girls was pretty damn cute (slim, light skin, just a bit older) and I thought she was giving me a nice vibe. I considered inviting her for dinner and seeing where it could lead. But I decided against it as I only had one full day left in Pattaya. Why take a risk when there are so many sure things around? I just wish I had more time (and bigger balls) to explore these options. The guys who live and spend more time here sure are lucky and I am sure they have many interesting tales to tell about these kind of pickups. It would be exciting to try to pick up a "regular" girl and I am sure a lot of these girls freelance. I will put this on the bucket list for the next time I am in town and when I have more time.
I went back home to stash my stuff and plan the evenings activities. I decided to give my trusty old standby Rd Car one last shot. It has never failed me and I enjoy the illusion that you are actually picking up a girl in a club. After 3 nights with voluptuous, big-boobed Pim I was in the mood for something a little different. A tall and slim young spinner would be the ticket. Preferably one that had more of a "Chinese' look to her. Think of the sexy teen golfer Nancy Kwan. She always gets dirty old Uncle V's pulse racing.
I hit RC around midnight, but it was still pretty dead and no real good targets were in sight. SO I decided to mosey over to I-bar to check out the action. I -Bar was just getting going and hot younger girls were starting to stream in. I ordered a beer and found a good place to lie in wait. A slim dark young things caught my eye and I made my approach. But she did not seem all that interested and said that she wanted to get a table first with her friends before shed' consider my offer for a drink. SHOT DOWN! This experience made uncle V feel a little awkward. It did not help that all the other farang guys in the place seemed much younger and none were flying solo like I was. I was not really feeling I-bar at this point and decided to go back to RC and give it another shot.
RC was packed and pretty hopping when I got there. I made a few passes around the bar but could not find my Nancy Kwan. I was just about to give up hope when a funny thing happened. During one of my passes around the bar I somehow got squeezed up against a girl in the very tiny space that exists between the bar and the standing tables that are just in front of the pool tables. I made my apologies and she giggled, but I did not really get a good look at her until I had extricated myself and emerged at the other end of the bar.
Lo and behold! The perfect girl! Young, slim, and with that nice lithe athletic body. She also looked great in her slinky black dress. We stated playing the eye contact game and dancing from afar. I finally screwed up my courage and started exaggeratedly waving her on over. Come over! Come over! I must have looked ridiculous. But, I got her attention and she laughed at my antics. And then, surprisingly, she complied and came over! (I love Pattaya). I introduced myself and bought her a drink Her name was Bee and she looked even better now that I was close to her. She said she was with her friend and I told her to also bring her over for a drink. Soon I was sexy dancing with Bee and grinding away. She seemed to be having fun and complimented me on my dancing. We kept getting closer and closer and I could smell her. She smelled absolutely divine, like a mix of jasmine and ginger. She had glitter all over her shoulders and neck and sparkled like the gem that she was. Uncle V was back in heaven again.
I showed her I was a good guy by entertaining her friend while she was in the bathroom. She was a nice girl, but with an unusual haircut. "I like Lee-On- Ahh. Famous lady USA. " It took me a while to figure out that she meant Rihanna and we laughed at the misunderstanding. Lee0 on-ahh told me that she ws moving to Bangkok to take a job at a hotel and that they were out celebrating / We had more drinks when Bee came back. These girls were nice and I enjoyed their company and I think they were warming up to me too.
Now the cheap Charlies out there may criticize me for buying drinks like this. But I look at it as an investment. You want to show the girls that you are generous as it really warms them up to you. Nothing turns women off (women anywhere) more than being cheap. And it usually reaps benefits back in the room (as we will later find out). Besides, the money I spent on drinks for all of us was negligible. The bill coming to less than 1 K Baht.
Bee and Lee-On-Ahh were with a bigger group of friends and she asked if I wanted to come with them to another club. I told her no and said I wanted us to go back to my room. She said OK right on the spot, not even mentioning money. After another round of drinks. Including an ill advised vodka shot for Bee that her friends bought her we were ready to leave. Bee asked if I would drive her motor bike as I was feeling pretty tipsy. As I had also had a few drinks and no license on me I decided not to risk it and we grabbed a moto taxi at the end of walking street to go back home.
I had the moto taxi drop us off at the beach in Jomtien right outside our Condo. To lighten the mood I played a joke. I still had not kissed Bee and thought this would be a nice touch. We walked along the beach listening to the waves and cooling off to the breeze. Finally I leaned her back for a nice long kiss.
We made our way back to my pad. To further lighten the mood I played a joke. Usually the doorman springs to attention to open the outside gate. This time he was asleep. I told her to shush and let him sleep. I exaggeratedly tiptoed past him but he finally woke up smiling. Bee was loving it too, giggling the whole time.
We got back to the room and I mixed us a couple of drinks. We sat on the couch and Bee taught me some Thai as we watched Thai MTV, having a laugh a some o the funny videos. Soon enough we were making out and I had my hands all over her lithe little body. I pulled down her dress revealing a nice set of natural and perky be-cups. I could tell she was getting horny too. I broke off this nice petting session to jump in the shower. After I was done she did the same.
When she got back we moved to the bed and the fun really began. Bee gave me a nice BJ. The softness of her mouth and that pretty little face working up and down on me was soon too much to bear. I threw a condom on an entered her tight little pussy. After a few minutes of me pulling in and out of her she started shuddering and let out a nice long gasp. I could tell that she had just come. I pulled her on top and she started riding me. We tried a few more positions, with me eventually coming inside her in doggy. As I pounded away at her supple young ass, admiring the contours of her sweet little body and the look of pleasure on her pretty face in the mirror. She really seemed to be loving it. After we finished we curled up to sleep, her head nestled up against my chest.
I awoke in the morning with Bee cuddled up next to me. I pulled up the covers and stared at her perfect little body. I was ready for more. But my poor little be was in rough shape form all the drinking the night before. Her head was killing her and she asked for paracetamol. I warned her that this is very bad for your liver after you've been drinking and gave her 2 ibuprofens instead. It was still early, maybe so we went back to sleep. Her nestled up against me and me stroking her pretty little head.
I woke up a little while later and I began caressing her body. She was feeling much better and we began to make out. I started to take off her panties but she would not let me. She said she was sorry but that she had "pussy problem" - meaning that she had started her period. That explained her getting up in the middle of the night and taking so long in the bathroom. I said no problem, and we snuggled up together. I can't say I wasn't a little disappointed. But just being cuddled up with this lovely little creature was a pleasure in and of itself.
She suddenly raised her head form my chest and asked me, "You want me smoke? HELL YES! What followed was perhaps the best BJ I have ever received in my life. I lay back in the bed with her kneeling over my legs. She started slow at first licking my cock and balls. But soon I was in her mouth. She picked up the pace, bobbing her little had up and down over me in a steady rhythm. She was going very deep and I could feel the back of her little throat. I fondled her breasts as she worked me up and down. The image of her pretty little mouth filled up with my cock is forever burned in my memory. After a while I could take no more and I exploded in her mouth. Instead of running off to the bathroom to spit it out (as most Thai girls are apt to do) Bee held me in her mouth, cum and all, still slowly working her mouth up and down my shaft. This felt absolutely wonderful! After about a minute or two of this I let her get up to go to the bathroom. She had a mischievous smile on her cute little face as she held the cum in her mouth.
She came back to bed and cuddled next to me. I thanked her and told he how wonderful I felt and she seemed pleased. It was getting late and time for her to leave. She got up to get ready. She asked me to write down the name of the pills I gave her (she knew paracetamol but had never heard of ibuprofen). I did this on a piece of paper, making it out to be a fake prescription and signing it Dr. Chuk Wow. I Also packed up a few pills for her to take with her. I gave her "present" of 2 K baht and she asked for 100 more for Taxi, and I dutifully obiged. She seemed pleased and gave me a nice kiss on the lips. I walked her down to the reception to get her I'd and to help her get a taxi. She was still wearing the evening dress form the night before and looking damn fine and I could tell that my doormen friends were impressed. I took her number and we bid out goodbyes. I couldn't take my eyes off her and watched as the motor bike took her away.
What a night! I really like this. She'd pretty, young, and fantastic in bed. I wish that I had met this girl much earlier and the trip. Fortunately I have her contacts and we have stayed in touch on LINE. I think I may try and take her on a little trip t one of the more remote and beautiful parts of the country the next time I am in Thailand.
Stay tuned for the next, and last episode, where Uncle-V busts his Soi 6 cherry.
Stay horny my friends.
Uncle V.Uncle Volodya,
Interesting report. These woman although are awesome. Are professional prostitutes. You do not need to build up courage to have them come over. This is how they make their living. There job is to get you to buy as many drinks as possible. I recently talked about price in Thailand a few posts down. Normal logic does not make sense in Thailand. I talked before about if you over tip these woman will just start demanding more. Your situation you bought this chick and her friends or friends drinks all night. If she worked there she make money from that. She stays over and the tip is 1000. You gave her 2000 which is a thousand extra and pills. This chick still had the balls to ask you for another 100 bait for taxi money. This is exactly what I am talking about. You had a fun time which was good. Now if 10 other guys did what you did. Now she will be asking for 4000 baut overnight. Plus 100 for taxi money. You come back next year and find her again. Yes I many times see the same girls year after year so its possible. She now demands 4000 with that thai smile. Now in the beginning you did not want to be a cheap charlie. But now these girls are not cheap. Now you feel like a over paying charlie.
At the end of your report. You hesitated giving her the 100. You knew she was taking advantage of your generosity. This should be a learning lesson for you. Thailand is a game. The girls job is to get as much money as possible form you. You job is to spend as little as possible for pussy. Learn the game and realize that Thailand is not about dating your relationships. It is business transactions.
More customers means the girl is in demand more and she'll raise her price, not lower it. Also low season means less competition from other mongers, she's more apt to accept a lower offer if business is slow.Breadman,
That is what sounds logical. Thai business model is to raise prices in bad times to make up for loses. Thais raise prices in the low season the make up for the loss in customers. This is thai math. In the high season they get so used to making money all day they can easily be giving short times for 500-600 bait in Pattaya. Now you have to negotiate even 800 baut sometimes. In the slow season good luck. It is 1000 baut and up.
Fast Eddie 48
06-05-14, 20:09
More customers means the girl is in demand more and she'll raise her price, not lower it. Also low season means less competition from other mongers, she's more apt to accept a lower offer if business is slow.To Breadman.
TomSF is just a Lurker non of his post make sense he just pretend he know a little but he know Jack he just post some 2 cent post so he can keep his free Membership in ISG, he do this in China forum too newbie offering advice to other Newbie for senior member that been around know that is full of it.
Fast eddie 48.
Actually you lose money by not changing to a hard currency first. Too much of an hassle for me to run around in changing and over changing. I either have euro or JP ¥ as major currencies to turn into Thai baht for the "living" when in BKK. The other currencies are some left over from previous trips! Max 100€, so, instead of bringing them back and keep a "collection" of 2-3 currencies till next time I rather change into baht as usually this land is the first and last port of call in my trips (doesn't happen by chance, of course). I am not going to change Ringitt for 70 $ into $ in KL and the. Turn the US $ into bahts.
Am I going to loose a drink? Be it. I would be worried if my expenditure capacity depends on 500 baht currency difference.
Anyhow each time one changes the exchange booth has to make money. And they do not bother about the demand of the weak currency. Unless you use some "private run booth" living on tight margins. I use SCB: they simply move the Ringitt to the airport booth where somebody going to KL will buy them. Or I change at the airport.
Hi folks,
I am British Indian planning a trip to Pattya. Reading through the threds I understand that Indians may not be welcome in some go go bars or even discos. Although I can understand why that is bieng done, but it makes me apprehensive about my trip. I really would not want tyo spend my vacation with the vibe of being dicriminated against. Could you please shed light on how easy / diffcult it is for someone with a brown skin to get good girls. Willing to spend the money!
Thanks!T76,
I m indian &,brown skin!! Initially was stopped at some of the gogos. After a no of trips, I am now welcome at all.
Like the IITs, once you are in, you are through!!
Its the bouncer at the entrance who decides. Pass him a 200 baht and use your british accent. Its all about money. Having it, and willing to spend.
Once you are in, be liberal. Tip the madam upfront, buy ladydrinks, ping pong balls, above all, smile and talk nice. Once you bar fine a girl, make sure the guy at the exit notices you leaving with girl of choice, pass him another 100 baht, he will be all grins, next time you go hunting.
Girls defenitely don't mind the ethnicity, as long as you treat them like your girl friend, you are their boy friend!
There is no discrimination at all anywhere else, Indians are important contributors to thai economy. And thais are a very friendly people.
Do have a carefree holiday!
NM.
I am British Indian planning a trip to Pattya. Reading through the threds I understand that Indians may not be welcome in some go go bars or even discos. Although I can understand why that is bieng done, but it makes me apprehensive about my trip. I really would not want tyo spend my vacation with the vibe of being dicriminated against. Could you please shed light on how easy / diffcult it is for someone with a brown skin to get good girls. Willing to spend the money!
Thanks.
T76,
I m indian &,brown skin!! Initially was stopped at some of the gogos. After a no of trips, I am now welcome at all.
Like the IITs, once you are in, you are through!!
Its the bouncer at the entrance who decides. Pass him a 200 baht and use your british accent. Its all about money. Having it, and willing to spend.
Once you are in, be liberal. Tip the madam upfront, buy ladydrinks, ping pong balls, above all, smile and talk nice. Once you bar fine a girl, make sure the guy at the exit notices you leaving with girl of choice, pass him another 100 baht, he will be all grins, next time you go hunting.
Girls defenitely don't mind the ethnicity, as long as you treat them like your girl friend, you are their boy friend!
There is no discrimination at all anywhere else, Indians are important contributors to thai economy. And thais are a very friendly people.
Do have a carefree holiday!
NM.
Hello Frenzs,
I am planning to visit Pattaya from India for fun vacation. After reading few reports about Indians, I am bit nervous about treatment to the Indians. Can you pl share your experience and guide me to avail full fulfilled vacation at Pattaya. Your reply will help me a lot. Thanks in advance.
Cheers,
RJ.
ActionOriented
06-06-14, 07:16
Indians do have a bad rap in Pattaya and they worked hard to earn it. Play up the part you are British, in the end it's about money.
If all else fails, get you a token white guy to get you in the clubs. Better yet a Korean or Japanese. You're a rock star then. LOLThe issue many Indians would face (this includes me as well) is finding "a token white guy" to enter the Go-Gos and clubs. Becoming a "rockstar" by getting a Korean or Japanese to tag along seems even more far-fetched, LOLzz. Some people have it so easy in LOS and some of us don't.
I actually am curious how this stereotype of discriminating against us has gotten ingrained in the general psyche (i.e. which fools are responsible for creating this general impression) and also ways of mitigating it. Bangkok is at least a tad bit better when it comes to the clubs and Go-Gos, there money talks and bullshit walks (exceptions do remain). What's up with Pats?
Uncle Volodya
06-06-14, 07:54
The issue many Indians would face (this includes me as well) is finding "a token white guy" to enter the Go-Gos and clubs. Becoming a "rockstar" by getting a Korean or Japanese to tag along seems even more far-fetched, LOLzz. Some people have it so easy in LOS and some of us don't.
I actually am curious how this stereotype of discriminating against us has gotten ingrained in the general psyche (i.e. which fools are responsible for creating this general impression) and also ways of mitigating it. Bangkok is at least a tad bit better when it comes to the clubs and Go-Gos, there money talks and bullshit walks (exceptions do remain). What's up with Pats?I think the problem is that a lot of low class and less educated people from Indian have come over and given all Indians a bad rap because of their bad behavior. They can afford to coem to Patts because it is close by. The same is not true for the US or Europe, as its is too far away and expensive for people in that same social bracket to get to LOS.
Japan and South Korea are closer -- but these countries really don't have the same class problems that our more liberal, capitalist economies produce (check their GINI coefficients). Plus their people, even the low class ones, are known for their modesty and decorum.
Russian and Chinese lower classes are also starting to come to LOS en mass and these countries will also develop the same bad rep that our poor Indian friends have.
Sorry I do not mean to offend anybody by this. Just a question of economics, social development and education. Educated upper and middle class Indians are some of the nicest and most tolerant and respectful people you will ever meet.
Stay horny my friends (and treat the girls nicely – or Karma will catch up with us).
Uncle V.
ActionOriented
06-06-14, 08:02
I think the problem is that a lot of low class and less educated people from Indian have come over and given all Indians a bad rap because of their bad behavior. They can afford to coem to Patts because it is close by. The same is not true for the US or Europe, as its is too far away and expensive for people in that same social bracket to get to LOS.
Good point, even those of the other classes (economically speaking) may in some way have been responsible for spoiling the market for Indians in general. In India, it is fairly common to get packages / deals on Thailand trips, further, many businesses / small city chambers of commerce offer their members free trips to Thailand. While several of these men would have the cash to drop, by nature, they are so attuned to getting a bargain in their home jurisdiction, that they will make it a point to apply the same principles everywhere. I have read elsewhere that farangs have noticed groups (3 to 4 men at least) of Indian men negotiating with a single WG, now something like that is definitely going to create a bad impression. However, it is worth exploring why the systemic discrimination against Indians persists.
Our members from the India forum, as far as I know, are generous to the point of being financially imprudent whilst in LOS. They go out of their way and tip well (girls, stewards etc.), treat the girls with respect, however, the general impression hasn't changed. Hoping for a better tomorrow, I guess.
The issue many Indians would face (this includes me as well) is finding "a token white guy" to enter the Go-Gos and clubs. Becoming a "rockstar" by getting a Korean or Japanese to tag along seems even more far-fetched, LOLzz. Some people have it so easy in LOS and some of us don't.
I actually am curious how this stereotype of discriminating against us has gotten ingrained in the general psyche (i.e. which fools are responsible for creating this general impression) and also ways of mitigating it. Bangkok is at least a tad bit better when it comes to the clubs and Go-Gos, there money talks and bullshit walks (exceptions do remain). What's up with Pats?Being Black I know first hand how you feel. Even in the LOS and other countries I have experienced it. I still go because in the end, I still have more fun then I can in my own country.
Go to Thailand. You will have a great time. If you experience discrimination, look at it as their loss.
I am headed there in a couple weeks. Will be there for three months. If you are there, send me a message. We can go on a barhop and have some fun.
ActionOriented
06-06-14, 08:24
Being Black I know first hand how you feel. Even in the LOS and other countries I have experienced it. I still go because in the end, I still have more fun then I can in my own country.
Go to Thailand. You will have a great time. If you experience discrimination, look at it as their loss.
I am headed there in a couple weeks. Will be there for three months. If you are there, send me a message. We can go on a barhop and have some fun.Sure will check in with you. Tentatively planning for October first week. Thanks.
Uncle Volodya, I have travelled extensively in the Western World, I can contribute realms of paper and say the racial discrimination exists all over uniformly, invariable the people known or whom I have been dealing with have never behaved in racial manner but people on the bus, tram, train, plane, restaurants and hotels (Upmarket) have reservations towards colour of the skin despite no cause of complaint, may be imbibed in cultural values.
I think the problem is that a lot of low class and less educated people from Indian have come over and given all Indians a bad rap because of their bad behavior. They can afford to coem to Patts because it is close by. The same is not true for the US or Europe, as its is too far away and expensive for people in that same social bracket to get to LOS.
Japan and South Korea are closer -- but these countries really don't have the same class problems that our more liberal, capitalist economies produce (check their GINI coefficients). Plus their people, even the low class ones, are known for their modesty and decorum.
Russian and Chinese lower classes are also starting to come to LOS en mass and these countries will also develop the same bad rep that our poor Indian friends have.
Sorry I do not mean to offend anybody by this. Just a question of economics, social development and education. Educated upper and middle class Indians are some of the nicest and most tolerant and respectful people you will ever meet.
Stay horny my friends (and treat the girls nicely or Karma will catch up with us).
Uncle V.
The Board is 'Thinking too much', .
Lets have more great TRs like the ones that UncleV and Sir Lance have posted recently.
P.S.: If one meets a freelancer in a Disco, I don't think that she receives any drink commision, unless it's Hong Kong. .
There are you wrong. If you buy a drink in I-bar or insomnia for a freelancer you will see that the girl tell the waiter or show him her number of her member card. Because the girls get commision on the drinks and even if the girls are alone they pay lower prices as if they are with a guy.
And the Indians are not that welcome because many times if you see them they are in a group of around 5 guys and if they are in agogo they all drink dogether 1 bothle water.
And they all stay together in 1 Hotel room.
Or all 5 try to deal with a girl on the Beach Road and all together want to fuck the one girl for 500 Thb.
And what is happen also 1 guy go to get a girl and bring her to the room and the other guy's waiting there but no one have tell the girl that before and is she want to go then they don't let the girl go.
And they are rude to the girls and don't treat them with respect.
Thats the reasons why the most don't really like to deal with the Indians.
Thanks.
T76,
I m indian &,brown skin!! Initially was stopped at some of the gogos. After a no of trips, I am now welcome at all.
Like the IITs, once you are in, you are through!!
Its the bouncer at the entrance who decides. Pass him a 200 baht and use your british accent. Its all about money. Having it, and willing to spend.
Once you are in, be liberal. Tip the madam upfront, buy ladydrinks, ping pong balls, above all, smile and talk nice. Once you bar fine a girl, make sure the guy at the exit notices you leaving with girl of choice, pass him another 100 baht, he will be all grins, next time you go hunting.
Girls defenitely don't mind the ethnicity, as long as you treat them like your girl friend, you are their boy friend!
There is no discrimination at all anywhere else, Indians are important contributors to thai economy. And thais are a very friendly people.
Do have a carefree holiday!
NM.Thanks NM! As long as the girls are ok, the rest should be fine! Look forward to it. Will post my experiences. Trip likely to be early July.
I have read elsewhere that farangs have noticed groups (3 to 4 men at least) of Indian men negotiating with a single WG, now something like that is definitely going to create a bad impression. Not necessarily from India, might be Malaysian Indians. Often very cheap charlies.
I have hobbied in India. There, you must pay first before getting service from a provider. Also, in Trinidad the population is over fifty percent Indian, there also you must pay first before getting service. Indians are generally reluctant to spend money, if service is provided before payment they will try to wriggle out of paying by different means. I have seen it happen in an FKK but the punter was subjected to some harsh treatment by security. I must add that India was one of the most safe destinations for a man, absolutely, no threat of robbery with violence day or night, but you must keep all your wits about you at all times as, I suppose, in any foreign country.
ActionOriented
06-06-14, 16:19
I have hobbied in India. There, you must pay first before getting service from a provider. Also, in Trinidad the population is over fifty percent Indian, there also you must pay first before getting service. Indians are generally reluctant to spend money, if service is provided before payment they will try to wriggle out of paying by different means. I have seen it happen in an FKK but the punter was subjected to some harsh treatment by security. I must add that India was one of the most safe destinations for a man, absolutely, no threat of robbery with violence day or night, but you must keep all your wits about you at all times as, I suppose, in any foreign country.Paying ahead of getting service is one thing and which is generally acceptable as well. But if that's one of the reasons for denying entry given that there may be a possibility of the punter not paying (inspite of the security) does not fly.
But I get your point and it isn't demeaning to be asked to pay ahead of utilising a service.
To Breadman.
TomSF is just a Lurker non of his post make sense he just pretend he know a little but he know Jack he just post some 2 cent post so he can keep his free Membership in ISG, he do this in China forum too newbie offering advice to other Newbie for senior member that been around know that is full of it.
Fast eddie 48.Everyone know Fast Eddie. Full of anger with nothing better to do than attack members. He anger is easily explained. He used to be known as the two pump chump because he cums after only two pumps. LOL. I private messaged him and told him hey 2 pump. Change your name to fast eddie because it is less embarrassing. He agreed but still is upset he cums so fast. Two pump chump claims to be a expert in mongering in China. I guess now he is an expert in Thailand as well. Quick cumming Eddie has never been to Thailand. Be we still all love him on here for entertainment purposes. Hey Two pump turn off the porn and get off the sex sites. Get a job so you have some money to actually travel and enjoy life. That way you will not be so miserable.
People who have actually been to Thailand in both the low and high season would know better. Different cultures are different and the mindset is different. Logic would also say if you don't pay a Thai girl she would not call the police. But in Thailand if you refuse to pay for bad service the girl will call the police and you will be taken down to the police station to work things out. She will not get in any trouble. Only in Thailand.
People who have actually been to Thailand in both the low and high season would know better. Different cultures are different and the mindset is different. Logic would also say if you don't pay a Thai girl she would not call the police. But in Thailand if you refuse to pay for bad service the girl will call the police and you will be taken down to the police station to work things out. She will not get in any trouble. Only in Thailand.Better for what? Saving a few baht? Its the supply that concerns me, not a few extra baht. I want to be hunting when there are fewer fellow hunters so I can see all the girls without wondering (too much) how many girls are 'working' with their legs spread wide as I'm doing my rounds. Low season I had girls jumping at my text message's and heading over to my hotel at a moments notice, gogo girls texting me after not getting barfined if they could come over (saving me the bar fine and giving me LT for ST pricing). Would that happen in high season?
As to poor service and having to pay for it, what's the big deal? One bad egg doesn't ruin the other eleven. I had a poor performer who was a gogo dancer, payed her for doing very little. Went back to the gogo the next day and she was all smiles until I pointed to the girl next to her and barfined that girl.
Fast Eddie 48
06-07-14, 22:04
Everyone know Fast Eddie. Full of anger with nothing better to do than attack members. He anger is easily explained. He used to be known as the two pump chump because he cums after only two pumps. LOL. I private messaged him and told him hey 2 pump. Change your name to fast eddie because it is less embarrassing. He agreed but still is upset he cums so fast. Two pump chump claims to be a expert in mongering in China. I guess now he is an expert in Thailand as well. Quick cumming Eddie has never been to Thailand. Be we still all love him on here for entertainment purposes. Hey Two pump turn off the porn and get off the sex sites. Get a job so you have some money to actually travel and enjoy life. That way you will not be so miserable.
People who have actually been to Thailand in both the low and high season would know better. Different cultures are different and the mindset is different. Logic would also say if you don't pay a Thai girl she would not call the police. But in Thailand if you refuse to pay for bad service the girl will call the police and you will be taken down to the police station to work things out. She will not get in any trouble. Only in Thailand.To Tom the lurker.
I was in Thailand during the Shutdown and In China during the crack down will be in Thailand and China again end of the month on business not like someone without any knowledge just sit behind the computer all day and post some useless post and think he know something you are a fake and you know it don't be such of cry baby and get a life.
Fast eddie 48.
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