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DG69
01-08-09, 20:23
Sometimes I found people very naive.

How can you think that going to a restaurant with a bargirl in Pattaya can get some jealous looks from other men? Pattaya is full of ***** and any average man in a restaurant knows that the "couple" you mentioned is a made by a customer and a *****.

Moreover, you wrote that sometimes you heve noticed that bargirl flirts with other guys when the guy who barfined her looks in another direction.

My God! It's normal: they are ***** and they are there for money. If you berfined her today it is very difficult you will do the same thing tomorrow so she must think who will be the next guy to fuck. Simple as that.

Italy 1974

I totally agree with you. I just wrote down my observations without trying to insult other guys. I handle it like you, I see the girls who I barfine (though I seldem barfine, I prefer freelancer from Discos) als part time partner in a customer /provider relationship. Often I have the problem to get rid of them to have the opportunity to hunt for a new girl.
But, I had also made the experience when I get in love with a barfine (happend just once) than I do silly things which make me vulnerable.
My observation in Pattaya and other areas are that many guys switch of their brain when they are together with a pretty bargirl and overwelmed from the female attention (whose they are not use have in their home country) they do silly things and get emotionally hurt in the end.
Well, that is embarresing of course, but part of life experience.
If somebody learn from it than it's positive, if somebody gets bitter from it, than it's negative.
I often think wow how stupid some men are who spent lots of money to a bargirl just for the illusion to have her as girlfriend. They send even money from abroad because they think the girl will sit at home and wait for their next visit. But, who knows if they guys get happy with this, than let them go on...

Mimonger
01-08-09, 22:03
Western women are always wanting to eat out but we are in a different world!

Enjoy guys!

Please don't remind me of this.... That is exactly why I am going back to LOS, to get away from the WESTERN LEECHES

MilesToGo
01-09-09, 01:44
Please don't remind me of this.... That is exactly why I am going back to LOS, to get away from the WESTERN LEECHES

also interesting how these western (leeche) bodies become bloated like whales by their 30's, in comparison to these tg's, forever eating but stay so petite and shapley!

Betong
01-09-09, 01:59
in comparison to these tg's, forever eating but stay so petite and shapley!Till you marry one anyhow!

MilesToGo
01-09-09, 02:56
Till you marry one anyhow!

further lessons on why you don't have to buy a cow (or sick buffalo ;)) to drink milk!!!!

Daddy07
01-09-09, 03:04
further lessons on why you don't have to buy a cow (or sick buffalo ;)) to drink milk!!!!

...or eat beef! :D

Belmont
01-09-09, 04:07
Hello,
Anyone know any apartment rentals for one month they would recomend?
I've come across Dolphin Apartments, La Fontaine resedence, Nong apartments, and View Talay apartments. Anyone familiar with these?
Thanks in advance!
Belmont

LittleBigMan
01-09-09, 04:40
Belmont,

Do you need to be right in the heart of the action and how much do you want to spend and how long do you plan to stay?

LBM

Belmont
01-09-09, 05:46
LBM,
I PM'd you w/ details.
Thanks!

Belmont,

Do you need to be right in the heart of the action and how much do you want to spend and how long do you plan to stay?

LBM

Mr Hawaii
01-09-09, 06:37
Hello,
Anyone know any apartment rentals for one month they would recomend?
I've come across Dolphin Apartments, La Fontaine resedence, Nong apartments, and View Talay apartments. Anyone familiar with these?
Thanks in advance!
Belmont

Check out www.jomtien-pattaya-real-estate.com

Joe Cose
01-09-09, 12:33
doormen besseching me to go into their club, massage girls shouting "weelcom, sexy man", people and motorbikes all around me, some really drunk but everyone happy.

later, sitting on a bar stool a bargirl sizes me up, she likes me, she comes closer, i buy her a drink, she gets warmer, she finally lets you know by turning around and reversing her beautiful arse into your groin, gyrating it occasionally, you buy her drinks and this goes on for hours.

in windmill club, one particular dancer always finds me within five minutes and sits silently beside me, she has no english. i put my panama hat on her head and she looks beautiful. she smiles radiantly. she knows i will not barfine her because i have another girl in that club who will get too jealous, but still she sits with me. she has the most stunning lean body, very tall.

in rolling stone 2 bar i marvel at the fun the girls get out of hearing the band play the old rock songs. they sing loudly to zombies, in your head - the place erupts. i watch the new customers come into the bar, a girl greets each new group and tries to get them to sit - most falang look very tense and unhappy at this moment and some turn and walk out. i want to tell them to relax, smile, you can trust these girls. some young guys come in and i see that no girl bothers to greet them, i ask a girl why - she explains young men fuck too hard.

taking a girl home from rolling stone 2, giving her some money to buy us some kebab sticks from the vendor just outside, they taste sensational. sharing the food with other girls in the bar. a few steps away we find a motorbike taxi, my girl says first she wants to say goodnight to her friend, soon she comes back alone, i agree a price with the driver to take us both. the night is cool, the traffic is light at 2am. speeding along third road, my girl has her arms around my waist and her head is turned to one side, resting gently on the back of my neck, the breeze is cool, the driver is good. i wonder if i will feel this perfect ever again. i swear that girl caressed me all night long. the next morning i offer to take her to the big buddha temple at jomtien and there we ring the bells for luck and get blessed by the monk while our motorbike taxidrivers wait patiently (cannot share a taxi in the daytime, police problem).

telling a girl in secrets bar that she is the most beautiful thai lady i have ever seen, bhagwan she says, smiling. pom mai bhagwan krap. she laughs. truth be told she was not even pretty but it turned out she had a stunning body. thai girls have taken full advantage in bra technology developments. it is hard to judge until the bra comes off. in the morning this girl asks me if i want to go to the temple at sataheep with her family. yes, i say so we go outside and jump into a landcruiser with her two brothers, sister, their spouses and children. i feel like i am one of the family.

in a go-go bar, i am buying drinks for a show girl. these show girls can be hard core. i make a point of being very respectful in the bars, i don't touch the girls intimately. the show girl does the thing of reversing into me and she subtly manoevures herself so i'm surprised to find i am caressing her breast and then a masterstroke, she pulls away from me slightly and i find my other hand is squeezing her arse. she feels so good, her body is just perfection.

staying at radi mansions, constantly joking with the staff and the owners, this is the happiest hotel i have stayed in anywhere. one night i am sitting in the foyer with my girl and a group of germans are drinking beer, some with their girls. as each guest approaches from the street, one of the guys says in german, "here come the next ones", whereupon they all turn around and shout (probably) obscene comments to the guy coming in with his girl. huge bursts of solid german laughter and ribaldry. finally one guy comes in, alone. they say to him, "where is your girl?". he says "oh i forgot", and goes to turn around to go back to town and get one. i swear the laughing went on for five minutes, tears streaming down faces, thai staff laughing too.

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

RetiredForever
01-10-09, 03:18
doormen besseching me to go into their club, massage girls shouting "weelcom, sexy man", people and motorbikes all around me, some really drunk but everyone happy.

later, sitting on a bar stool a bargirl sizes me up, she likes me, she comes closer, i buy her a drink, she gets warmer, she finally lets you know by turning around and reversing her beautiful arse into your groin, gyrating it occasionally, you buy her drinks and this goes on for hours.

in windmill club, one particular dancer always finds me within five minutes and sits silently beside me, she has no english. i put my panama hat on her head and she looks beautiful. she smiles radiantly. she knows i will not barfine her because i have another girl in that club who will get too jealous, but still she sits with me. she has the most stunning lean body, very tall.

in rolling stone 2 bar i marvel at the fun the girls get out of hearing the band play the old rock songs. they sing loudly to zombies, in your head - the place erupts. i watch the new customers come into the bar, a girl greets each new group and tries to get them to sit - most falang look very tense and unhappy at this moment and some turn and walk out. i want to tell them to relax, smile, you can trust these girls. some young guys come in and i see that no girl bothers to greet them, i ask a girl why - she explains young men fuck too hard.

taking a girl home from rolling stone 2, giving her some money to buy us some kebab sticks from the vendor just outside, they taste sensational. sharing the food with other girls in the bar. a few steps away we find a motorbike taxi, my girl says first she wants to say goodnight to her friend, soon she comes back alone, i agree a price with the driver to take us both. the night is cool, the traffic is light at 2am. speeding along third road, my girl has her arms around my waist and her head is turned to one side, resting gently on the back of my neck, the breeze is cool, the driver is good. i wonder if i will feel this perfect ever again. i swear that girl caressed me all night long. the next morning i offer to take her to the big buddha temple at jomtien and there we ring the bells for luck and get blessed by the monk while our motorbike taxidrivers wait patiently (cannot share a taxi in the daytime, police problem).

telling a girl in secrets bar that she is the most beautiful thai lady i have ever seen, bhagwan she says, smiling. pom mai bhagwan krap. she laughs. truth be told she was not even pretty but it turned out she had a stunning body. thai girls have taken full advantage in bra technology developments. it is hard to judge until the bra comes off. in the morning this girl asks me if i want to go to the temple at sataheep with her family. yes, i say so we go outside and jump into a landcruiser with her two brothers, sister, their spouses and children. i feel like i am one of the family.

in a go-go bar, i am buying drinks for a show girl. these show girls can be hard core. i make a point of being very respectful in the bars, i don't touch the girls intimately. the show girl does the thing of reversing into me and she subtly manoevures herself so i'm surprised to find i am caressing her breast and then a masterstroke, she pulls away from me slightly and i find my other hand is squeezing her arse. she feels so good, her body is just perfection.

staying at radi mansions, constantly joking with the staff and the owners, this is the happiest hotel i have stayed in anywhere. one night i am sitting in the foyer with my girl and a group of germans are drinking beer, some with their girls. as each guest approaches from the street, one of the guys says in german, "here come the next ones", whereupon they all turn around and shout (probably) obscene comments to the guy coming in with his girl. huge bursts of solid german laughter and ribaldry. finally one guy comes in, alone. they say to him, "where is your girl?". he says "oh i forgot", and goes to turn around to go back to town and get one. i swear the laughing went on for five minutes, tears streaming down faces, thai staff laughing too.

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

have not bothered posting for the lasr year. was so impressed by this story worth making comment. more of us need to take his example of how to have a good time. best of luck to you or your travels through life. your on the right step. attitude, attitiude, attitude will get you everything you need in life.
story well written.

Belmont
01-10-09, 04:50
Mr Hawaii,
Great link!
Thanks!
Mr. California


Check out www.jomtien-pattaya-real-estate.com

M P Lurker
01-11-09, 08:14
Not having any recent experience in Pattaya, I would like to know what attracts a girl to work in Pattaya over BKK? I assume she can make a lot more money per session in BKK.

Can it be that cost of living in Pattaya is low or is it that Pattaya is a place where anything goes and girls feel greater freedom to do as they please?

Are some really classy girls, able to ask high money in BKK, or at least very popular in BKK, actually preferring to be in Pattaya?

I do occasionally see pics of quite pretty girls in Pattaya posted, perhaps not often enough, but I don't how good is the performance to go with it. O.K. I'm sure girls like the famous Na must be great performers, of course. She would not quite be my favourite beauty spec due to the broad nose (but skin colour doesn't bother me at all). But I sure there are plenty of Isaan girls with cute noses.

Might consider a trip to pattaya this week to see for myself.

Centaurus is coming back from Pattaya shortly so will be interesting to see how a Pattaya newbie fared there.

Daddy07
01-11-09, 08:21
Not having any recent experience in Pattaya, I would like to know what attracts a girl to work in Pattaya over BKK? I assume she can make a lot more money per session in BKK.
...

The girls just have a lot more FUN in Pattaya -- at least that is what they tell me.

M P Lurker
01-11-09, 08:36
The girls just have a lot more FUN in Pattaya -- at least that is what they tell me.
Amazing. I ask a long question and get a one word answer LOL.
Thats like when Tansak or Flyhere sends me a very long SMS and I reply:
O.K.

I can't believe its just FUN. Girls have to make money.

Terry Terrier
01-11-09, 09:04
Not having any recent experience in Pattaya, I would like to know what attracts a girl to work in Pattaya over BKK? I assume she can make a lot more money per session in BKK.

Can it be that cost of living in Pattaya is low or is it that Pattaya is a place where anything goes and girls feel greater freedom to do as they please?

Are some really classy girls, able to ask high money in BKK, or at least very popular in BKK, actually preferring to be in Pattaya?

I do occasionally see pics of quite pretty girls in Pattaya posted, perhaps not often enough, but I don't how good is the performance to go with it. O.K. I'm sure girls like the famous Na must be great performers, of course. She would not quite be my favourite beauty spec due to the broad nose (but skin colour doesn't bother me at all). But I sure there are plenty of Isaan girls with cute noses.
Many rural Thais hate Bangkok: They particularly don't like the climate; the atmospheric pollution worries them; they don't like the less than laid-back vibe of such a big, busy city. Many girls simply prefer to work in a resort town. Some I've met have given Bangkok a go, but have quickly decided it's not for them. It's a lifestyle thing more than anything else.

Might consider a trip to pattaya this week to see for myself.

Centaurus is coming back from Pattaya shortly so will be interesting to see how a Pattaya newbie fared there.
Pattaya is a lot of fun for visitors as long as they're not expecting Thailand's version of Portofino or Monaco. Think 'Benidorm' (but with generally much better-behaved drunken tourists :)), and just relax and enjoy.

Run Mann
01-11-09, 13:07
Not having any recent experience in Pattaya, I would like to know what attracts a girl to work in Pattaya over BKK? I assume she can make a lot more money per session in BKK.

Can it be that cost of living in Pattaya is low or is it that Pattaya is a place where anything goes and girls feel greater freedom to do as they please?


In the past, girls told me they hate the traffic and congestion of Bangkok. Some prefer the relaxing cool tropics-like weather sitting at the beach kicking it. However, all the girls cannot work in Bangkok so they may end up here by default.

Randsurfer
01-12-09, 07:36
From my limited experience I believe the Pattaya girls are attracted to that town for the following:

1. The entire town is a *****house. These working girls will never feel out of place anywhere in Pattaya. They "own" the town.

2. It is a fairly pleasant, laid-back town. Easy to get around. Everything close by. Less expensive than Bangkok. Just more pleasant than Metropolis BKK with unmpteen million people.

3. I got the impression the Pattaya girls are more free to work whatever venue they prefer. One FL I picked up on Beach Road said she can work/dance at her gogo whenever she wants but mostly prefers the freedom of being a FL without heavy commitments or controlling bosses.

Lastly, I tried to imagine myself as a WG and although it was difficult, once I got in character, looking at the pros and cons, I realized I would also prefer to work in Pattaya

That being said, I'm sure Pattaya is not appealing to all or even most WG. All the better for us who travel around.

Junior
01-12-09, 14:02
rio de janeiro vs. pattaya

having just completed my first ever trip to pattaya, i thought it might be helpful for the monger community to get a comparison of the worlds two most famous mongering destinations.

just a few words of background. i love rio and brazilian women and have been to the marvellous city many times over the years. i speak portuguese which also makes a big difference. so my conclusion was never in doubt, but i will try to give a fair, albeit it, personal comparison.
my holidays are on relatively high budgets, so the conclusions are based on a fairly good budget.


the two cities
rio is probably one of the most beautiful cities in the world with a great combination of beaches, mountains, forests etc. traffic is bad, but the city has a good metro system and taxis are available very easily.

pattaya is not as nice as rio, but still has a beach (but nobody was swimming in the water). it is very build-up and i felt it was quite crowded. traffic is ok, and baht busses are readily available.

winner: rio

safety
i never felt unsafe in pattaya and it seems to have a good safety reputation.

rio is known to be an unsafe city with a very high murder rate. personally, i have never had problems in rio as i take my precautions.

winner: pattaya

non-mongering activities
pattaya has very good sporting activities available at very good prices. these include diving, golf, [CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117) etc. this is less easy to find in rio.

rio has excellent sightseeing tours, including the statue of christ and sugarloaf mountain to name a few. pattaya seemed to have less interesting tour options.

winner: depends on your preferences.

food
both cities have very good local food available a reasonable prices. i like both thai and brazilian food so for my detail regular meals both cities have good options.

there are a number of very good restaurants in rio with high-end international cuisine. these include satyricon, antequarius, fasano etc. i did not find high end international restaurants in pattaya.

winner: depends on food preference – mine is rio due to the high end restaurants.

non-pro nightlife
when in rio i sometimes like to take a night off (from the professional ladies) and go to a regular club. there are many good clubs with local clients only where you can have a great time. on some occasions you might even end up with non-pro for the night.

in pattaya there are so many foreingnes and prostitution is more widespread than in rio. this also means that most if not all clubs with have foreigners and local pros in their audience.

brazilian music in pretty good and i have even come to like to bailefunk party music – whereas i have heard enough thai techno music to last me a lifetime.

winner: rio


prices
generally speaking most, if not all things, are cheaper in pattaya.

apples to apples you get more for your dollars, euros …. in pattaya than in rio. this includes hotels, food, entertaining, women …

lunch:
thai food: 250baht (app. u$7)
brazilian kilograma: 35 reals (u$15)

two girl party:
pattaya (hell club): 3600baht for 90 minutes (u$100)
rio (centaurus): 800 reals for 60 minutes (u$355)
both places are, imho, the cities finest.

good local hotel:
pattaya: 2500 baht (u$72)
rio: u$130

i usually set a budget for my trips. i could not spend my whole budget in pattaya as it is quite cheap. on the other hand i have never been able to stay on budget in rio.

winner: pattaya


women
brazilian women come in all shape, sizes and colours – you can pretty much find all types of women in rio. thai women come in two shapes and sizes – small and very small.

to be perfectly honest it is not even a close call, brazilian women are far more attractive to me than thai women.

thai women are very nice and treat you very well if they like you. the lady i had last night would not allow me to get off the couch to get a beer, she always went to get it for me.
brasilian women are not quite like that, but they are still great company.


winner: rio


sex
again, not even a close call. brazilian women are great in bed, probably the best in world. thai womens sexual skills pale in comparison.

i have had so much great sex in brazil that i have stopped counting ….the best sex i had in pattaya does not even make it to my top50 sessions.

brazilian women are much more into sex and can genuinely provide a great gfe even if they have never met you before. brazilian women are also more sexually demanding – you will get a long way with them if you can really make the come.

winner: rio


will i go back?

…to pattaya: probably not, thai women does not really do it for me.

…to rio: every year till the day i die ( which i hope will be at an old age and in bed with 5 exhausted 19 year old brasilieras).

Betong
01-12-09, 17:18
Having just completed my first ever trip to Pattaya, I thought it might be helpful for the monger community to get a comparison of the worlds two most famous mongering destinations.With due respect, it sounds like you have a lot more to learn about Pattaya before you're in a position to make a fair comparison. And I say that as a great admirer of the Cidade Maravilhosa.

Anyhow I'm not quite sure how useful it is to attempt to rank two such dissimilar places. We're lucky to have them both, and either one would be enough to happily occupy most of us for weeks at a time.

Jackzonian
01-12-09, 17:46
I appreciated and enjoyed your report, Junior. Thanks.

I prefer Patt mainly because I prefer TG (e. G. Asians) and petite. Having said that, I was hittin' a Braziliera for about a year, and I have experienced what you said: Brazil-gals really hit it hard. She was great. You can't hit 'them hard enough or long enough. She was insatiable and I have heard that's the pattern. As you said, a TG can be on or off; you get some who perform well, but many who just want to get it over with.

I speak a little Thai and next to no P'guese, so I have to stick with Patt/BKK. It makes a difference, as you said. And I find Thailand can be very economical, once you know the path. The tough part is the travel distance.

Thanks for your report bcoz it clarified for me the differences.- nice job.

Jck

M P Lurker
01-12-09, 18:23
Rio de Janeiro vs. Pattaya

I would say that your comparison is likely to be biased.
How many Thai girls are in your sample?
You are very experienced in Rio but not so in Thailand.

I have tried both Thai and Brazilian girls in the FKK Clubs in Germany. I found that the Brazilians were better than Thais at kissing but not better in the other sex departments. Mind you, I don't ask for any kinky stuff like arse fucking.

Opebo
01-12-09, 19:16
Not having any recent experience in Pattaya, I would like to know what attracts a girl to work in Pattaya over BKK? I assume she can make a lot more money per session in BKK.


Mick, it is because Bangkok is a horrible place to live, obviously.

Jodi In Heat
01-12-09, 22:23
Rio de Janeiro vs. Pattaya

I have had so much great sex in brazil that I have stopped counting ….the best sex I had in Pattaya does not even make it to my top50 sessions.At what cost? How much do independents cost in Rio? The price you state for Rio girls is way too much. Also, you walk around on vacation in Rio always worrying that you will be mugged. NO FUN.

Twice Divorced
01-12-09, 23:59
But I was in Rio about 5 years ago for Carnival and just this past August. I was in Pattaya last May and will be returning in about a week. Notice the difference in time between trips? I was actually supposed to return to Pattaya in October but had to cancel due to a couple of surgeries. Although I agree with you about the women of Brazil (man do I love their bodies, color, and sexual ability) Pattaya has been the first and only place that I've visited that I actually felt overwhelmed by the choices/options, which is a huge draw for me. If I were to focus solely on the sex act I could, in all honesty, save myself some time, effort, and probably some money and screw the same quality of women here in the states.

Admittedly, I'm more attracted to the Rio women, but I'm more attracted to Pattaya overall. However, as the old saying goes, to each his own. It might sound crazy, but I'll take Pattaya over Rio any day.

PauloThai
01-13-09, 01:24
Thai women are very nice and treat you very well if they like you. The lady I had last night would not allow me to get off the couch to get a beer, she always went to get it for me.

Brasilian women are not quite like that, but they are still great company.Hi Junior,

Brazil is no competition for Thailand.

Thailand is the winner by far, surroundings, beaches, food, nightlife etc.

The variety of girls, the styles, the humor, the warmth. Also here Thailand is the winner by far.

I am with Mick about the kissing, but also for sex Thailand is the winner. Your opinion is clearly a lack of Thailand sex-experience from your side.

Philippines is a good runner-up as always, and for your part of the world I can say Brazil and Colombia are in the top ten too.

Welcome to Thailand, so many places, so many things and BEST sex!

Cheers!

Belmont
01-13-09, 03:25
DON'T FORGET SAFETY!

Hi Junior,

Brazil is no competition for Thailand.

Thailand is the winner by far, surroundings, beaches, food, nightlife etc.

The variety of girls, the styles, the humor, the warmth. Also here Thailand is the winner by far.

Cheers!

Cunning Stunt
01-13-09, 04:47
Philippines is a good runner-up as always, and for your part of the world I can say Brazil and Colombia are in the top ten too.



I know its all subjective opining but I would say that overall, Filipinas would give Thai girls a good run for their money on the basis of looks and service and come out a clear winner on attitude and general intelligence (you can actually converse with them in English!). They also offer a much better GFE.

Shame that the country is such hard going in comparison to Thailand :(

Joe Cose
01-13-09, 13:02
How did I forget to mention my number one Pattaya girl? I spent a lot of nights with her, she was not particularly young but had the most gorgeous body and was utterly exuberant with a smile that lit up a room. Everyday she asked me in the morning (either in person or by phone) "you come my loom? " and I would go to her room in the afternoon. She shared the room, and its double bed, with her friend from the same club. I would lie on that bed and listen to them, and other girls who dropped by, talking in Thai, intermittently shrieking and screaming happily to each other. I would open one eye now and then and catch the eye of one of them, "you sexy man" she says. "Kun sooay mach mar" I reply. I drift off to sleep with the fan turning gently above my head until my girl shakes me to show me the food they have cooked. I take a cold water shower. They keep filling my bowl with this good food. Later we leave as it is time they go to work. We stop to buy two enormous hands of bananas that the show girls will play with that night. We say goodbye before we get to the club. As the days go by, I begin to realise my girl has a fantasy to make love with me on her bed and one day I get to her room and her friend goes out. The door is closed and she fulfills her dream. She likes to play with my cock. "I like your cock" she says "it not too big" (we have to take any compliments we can I suppose) "some men have cock too big" here she shrieks like a tropical bird "I tell he I cannot, mai dai, cock too big. And it have nothing to do with size of the body, some men small, small body but cock too big. " Now she flashes that amazing smile and tells me when I go away "I miss you too much". On Christmas day we are sitting side by side in deckchairs on Jomtien beach. Vendors are drifting past us. My phone rings, I see it is a call from home so I put my finger to my lips to ask her to be quiet. She nods. I have to take this long call. It starts to rain a little bit. She silently arranges an extra parasol so I don't get wet while I talk. She buys some tiny birds eggs from a vendor and she dips them in soy sauce and feeds them to me one by one, they taste very good.

(Also see my post in travel plans and announcements)

PauloThai
01-13-09, 21:33
I know its all subjective opining but I would say that overall, Filipinas would give Thai girls a good run for their money on the basis of looks and service and come out a clear winner on attitude and general intelligence (you can actually converse with them in English!). They also offer a much better GFE. Shame that the country is such hard going in comparison to Thailand :(Hi Gama,

I respect your opinion, which i know is based on your experiences.

BUT still Thai remain the absolute nbr 1 for me, based on my experiences.

Looks, service, attitude, intelligence, english, GFE are the things on which
my opinion is based. For me Thai win and pinay are good runner up.

This is just about which girls u meet and that is also why i respect your
opinion. Thai for me and pinay for you is ok.

Cheers!

Rocksoff
01-14-09, 06:46
"you come my loom?"

I love this post.

MonkeyDick4
01-14-09, 06:49
Rio v Pattaya is like apples v oranges.

But I will say this I got robbed by someone with a gun at 7pm on copacabana beach, and during the month I stayed in brazil I met quite a few tourists that had become victims too.

It is a spectacular setting for a city and it truly is full of hot women that will rock your world, but if you don't like the idea of having a gun pressed in your stomach or a machete held against your back then avoid it because the danger is real.

I will never return.

Italy 1974
01-14-09, 10:56
Hi Gama,

I respect your opinion, which i know is based on your experiences.

BUT still Thai remain the absolute nbr 1 for me, based on my experiences.

Looks, service, attitude, intelligence, english, GFE are the things on which
my opinion is based. For me Thai win and pinay are good runner up.

This is just about which girls u meet and that is also why i respect your
opinion. Thai for me and pinay for you is ok.

Cheers!Intelligence?

A thai bargirl can be any "intelligent"?

Sorry but you must be drunk.

Italy 1974

Cunning Stunt
01-14-09, 11:34
Looks, service, attitude, intelligence, english, GFE are the things on which
my opinion is based. For me Thai win and pinay are good runner up.



Hi Paulo,

I did say that it was purely a matter of subjective opinion and I'm afraid that I am biased.

I used to worship at the altar of the Thai beaver and think that they were the loveliest, most enchanting creatures on God’s earth (was I really that naively idealistic :D). These days I’m more of an Puying agnostic as they seem to have become physically less attractive to me (fast food/alcohol = fatter, body piercings/tattoos = graffiti on the body temple walls), and mentally harder, more materialistic and grasping as they have adopted crass western mores. Don’t get me wrong, I still thoroughly enjoy my trips to Thailand, but that is mainly because as I have got older, I find I’m less interested in the chase and much prefer to cut to the chase (if you get my meaning). I find that I get a thoroughly professional oil change and service at the hands of a Thai mechanic-tress with the emphasis being on the professional. Don’t have the time or inclination to look for the GFE in LOS anymore.

This experience I get in The Philippines where the p4p scene is much less commercialized, outside of the Angeles/Burgos/EDSA triangle, and I have more time to look. The girls may be marginally less attractive or don't usually offer such hardcore services but they more than make up for this in other departments. And they are really not too hard on the eyes as these recent photos of a Pinay GF may illustrate.

Cheers GH :D

M P Lurker
01-14-09, 12:18
I know its all subjective opining but I would say that overall, Filipinas would give Thai girls a good run for their money on the basis of looks and service and come out a clear winner on attitude and general intelligence (you can actually converse with them in English!). They also offer a much better GFE.

Shame that the country is such hard going in comparison to Thailand :(
I like Thailand exactly because there are many stunning girls who have not studied English to an advanced level, but have suddenly realised that they prefer Farangs.

This is my niche because I speak Thai.
In the Philippeans I would never have this advantage.

I prefer slimmer girls than yourself and find some Filipinas a bit hairy.

Betong
01-14-09, 13:57
This is my niche because I speak Thai.Yep. Sometimes when I meet farang in places like Indonesia or China who speak the local language and get fantastic girls I get a bit envious. But then I come back here and realize I didn't make too bad a choice with Thai . . . .

Bloodstock
01-14-09, 16:46
I'm wondering if The Pump Station still exists in Pattaya. I've seen reports about this (in)famous place, and figured that it definately should be worth a visit. In order to experience its sleaze on my first trip to Pattaya the coming summer.

If it isn't around any longer (the reason I wonder is that I haven't seen any recent reports about it), are there any simillar places that you. The more experienced people that have a good overview of things in Pattaya. Would recommend?

Thanks in advance.

Cunning Stunt
01-14-09, 17:13
This is my niche because I speak Thai.
In the Philippeans I would never have this advantage.

I prefer slimmer girls than yourself and find some Filipinas a bit hairy.

Not sure about the hairy bit, Khun Mick ... are you sure you are not thinking about Indian girls (now they can be really hairy in more ways than one ;)), but cannot say that I've encountered too many hirsute Filipinas. My preference is also for spinners but I also like girls who are not exactly fat but have a bit of meat on their bones (Fuck me .. I suppose I just love girls). Like most guys though I go for the face, although they say you don't look at the mantelpiece when you are stoking the fire. Mind you, I like stoking the mantelpiece as well .. so WTF :D.

I also speak Thai (albeit poorly now due to lack of everyday practice) and reasonable Tagalog. Although very useful in so many circumstances, I cannot say I have found it a particularly useful negotiating tool in a p4p situation, except where the girl speaks little English (increasingly rare). In fact, many times in bars I have denied knowledge of the lingo in order that I could know what is being said about me between the girls or girls to mamasan. That CAN be useful.

Daddy San
01-14-09, 20:52
I have tried both Thai and Brazilian girls in the FKK Clubs in Germany. I found that the Brazilians were better than Thais at kissing but not better in the other sex departments. Mind you, I don't ask for any kinky stuff like arse fucking.
Mick,
I understand, that you practically live at Tulips nowadays.
Refering to your above statement, what do you do when the Tulip girl(s) practically stuff you into their 'arse' (you must be a Brit of sorts!)?
Do you say 'No thank you, mam', or do you go along, under protest, of course?
Or do you bring an understudy for the 'kinky stuff'?

Sponsor74
01-14-09, 23:50
I know its all subjective opining but I would say that overall, Filipinas would give Thai girls a good run for their money on the basis of looks and service and come out a clear winner on attitude and general intelligence (you can actually converse with them in English!). They also offer a much better GFE.

Shame that the country is such hard going in comparison to Thailand :(

Yes I know for Russian women I have to go to Russia. However, it seems now Pattaya is full of Russian women and maybe for some changes during my next trip there, I will try some of these blonds and much better if young and sexy and the best value for my money. My questions to the experts there in Pattaya, where are they now, name and locations of their places (streets or clubs) prices and service quality. Thanks for the help. I have seen some in Rayong beach and seems they go there for relax or looking for new markets too.

Noman2
01-15-09, 00:39
I'm wondering if The Pump Station still exists in Pattaya. I've seen reports about this (in)famous place, and figured that it definately should be worth a visit. In order to experience its sleaze on my first trip to Pattaya the coming summer.

Thanks in advance.Yes it still exists on Soi 13/2 (Soi Post Office) I visit this place a 3 months ago.

Bloodstock
01-15-09, 00:49
Err. I have no clue what happened to that last thing I wrote. It looks like shit: P

I'm wondering if The Pump Station still exists in Pattaya. I've seen reports about this (in)famous place, and figured that it definately should be worth a visit. In order to experience its sleaze on my first trip to Pattaya the coming summer.

If it isn't around any longer (the reason I wonder is that I haven't seen any recent reports about it), are there any simillar places that you, the more experienced people that have a good overview of things in Pattaya, would recommend as a substitute for this joint?

Thanks in advance.


I'm wondering if The Pump Station still exists in Pattaya. I've seen reports about this (in)famous place, and figured that it definately should be worth a visit. In order to experience its sleaze on my first trip to Pattaya the coming summer.

If it isn't around any longer (the reason I wonder is that I haven't seen any recent reports about it), are there any simillar places that you. The more experienced people that have a good overview of things in Pattaya. Would recommend?

Thanks in advance.

Bill Miami
01-15-09, 05:15
I have not made a post for 6 months or a year, so I thought maybe I should after last night. If you have never been to Pattaya or are considering some place to go on vacation now, it has NEVER been a better time to visit than now.

For those of you that don't know I have lived in Thailand for 5 years now and the last 4 in Pattaya. The weather since November has never been better since I have been here. It has been really cool outside day and night. If it stay's like this we will have millions of people living here instead of the few hundred thousand we have now. So, the weather is great and January shows no sign of heating up, I am really enjoying it.

Every time I go to walking street I see some thing new. It is really changing day by day. More upscale discos, restaurants and Go-Go bars are opening every time you turn around.

Last night I was out and truly surprised at how slow it is. The world wide financial meltdown has really hurt the tourist industry here. Too bad for the girls, but to GOOD for me! The girls are latterly throwing themselves at you, it has never been better.

I was at one very popular Go Go bar last night at 10 PM where last year in the high season you literally could not get a seat on the couch next to the Jacuzzi, this year there was no body at all sitting on the couch. I had to make up for all of you missing the action by myself. It was a tough assignment, but I did my best.

The two Lesbos's in the tub were smoking hot. One was about 5"-5" with a nice set of fake 34s, black hair down to her ass, and absolutely beautiful. I have been here so long that I am really jaded now, for a girl to get my attention she has to be awesome and she was. Nothing better than a smoking hot Lesbos putting on a private show for you begging you to take her and her girlfriend home.

I tipped them well, 200 Baht and bought them each a drink for the ½ hour show with them all over me and each other. About the price of one lap dance. I know life it tough here, but I am doing my best at having all the fun the rest of you are missing out on.

So thank me, for doing your job for you. I could go back to the real world and work 5 days a week, 10 hours a day, but I don't think so.

Since I only had two beers and I usually pick my girls and 5 or 6 I headed out looking around to see what other trouble I could get into.

I keep telling myself, "I really have to hit the beer bars more often." There are so many stunning girls there and they are half the price of the Go Go bars, I don't know why I don't do it. So tonight I am ONLY going to the beer bars and see what happens. I have said that so many times before, but the Go Go bars some how mysteriously grab me as I walk by and drag me in. But not tonight, I swear.

I walk down Walking Street and there are free lancers every where. Some stunning ones too. They are your best bargain, only 1,000 Baht for short time and 1,500 for long time. But I pass on them and head to some more Go Go bars.

I end up at Super Baby's and if you have never been to Pattaya, you should visit this place at least once. They only have girls that are 18 to 23 that are SUPER quit with great little tight bodies. For years I could not even get a seat when I would go in. Last night there were like 10 customers and 40 girls. The girls where asking me to take them home from the stage, this has never happened before. It is really slow.

I sat next to the Jacuzzi, of course. I don't know why they have one; they always have 2 or 3 stunning girls in it. But, they don't do anything but dance a little. Not the real Lesbos shows like the other places. One girl had just got a Jennifer Anniston hair cut, she looked great, but she kept playing with her hair, like she thought it would go away. The littlest things make them so happy.

Another girl in the Jacuzzi had to have been 20 or so and was super cute with a great tight body and a nice set or real 33's. I wanted to take her, but they were to busy talking to each other to notice me. I figured out why when I left. All the girls that got off stage quickly put a robe on and went out to get some thing to eat. It was dinner time.

I ended up taking home a few of my regular super hot Lesbos from one of the Go Go bars next door. They are great looking and provide me great service. I can't remember the last time I took only one girl home with me, I don't know if I would know what to do with only one, to tell you the truth.

I have my strategy designed for tonight. First, I am going to hit the Super Baby's and take the super cute 20 years old with the great body. Then I am going to the other club and take the 9.5 with the great fake 34's and see if she can't get the other girl into some live Lesbo action back at my condo. This is going to be great, I always love turning on a young stunner to her first girl on girl action with another super experienced girl that knows how to get her hot.

DAMM, I forgot I was going to the beer bars tonight. Oh well, maybe the next time.

There has never been a better time to visit Pattaya and help out the less fortunate than us in life. I am doing my best to keep the Thai economy going, but I always could use some help.

RetiredForever
01-16-09, 03:31
i have not made a post for 6 months or a year, so i thought maybe i should after last night. if you have never been to pattaya or are considering some place to go on vacation now, it has never been a better time to visit than now.


there has never been a better time to visit pattaya and help out the less fortunate than us in life. i am doing my best to keep the thai economy going, but i always could use some help.

leaving in 5 days for 3 months in pattaya. sounds good. have been there several times. trying to get together with a couple of other members. pm me. was reading on another forum that the thai government is trying to relax all type of restrictions to get the tourist count up. they are even trying to convince thai airways to cut their prices in half to encourage respectible people like us to come and help stimulate the economy. at the rate the global economy is deteriorating pretty soon the girls will be staying with us for free just for the room and shower. i personally plan on trying to help the economy over there as much as i can.
looking forward to an interesting trip. if anyone any any unique places they have visited that are off of the normal grid would like to hear your suggestions. most of the more infamous places have been mentioned dozens of times but i am sure there are a few lesser know places that would peek our interest. had a great time one trip with a bunch of members on soi 6 at one bar next to the tailor shop (can not remember name). anyone have a suggestion of a good jewel that may appear rough from the oustside but shines once you are inside?

Wanako Tex
01-16-09, 04:18
Rio de Janeiro vs. Pattaya

…to Rio: Every year till the day I die ( which I hope will be at an old age and in bed with 5 exhausted 19 year old brasilieras).You sir are a knight of Mongering. If I may, I have never been to Brazil and are eager to go one day what would you say is an average weekly budget?

Thunderdome
01-16-09, 05:27
I have not made a post for 6 months or a year, so I thought maybe I should after last night. If you have never been to Pattaya or are considering some place to go on vacation now, it has NEVER been a better time to visit than now.

For those of you that don't know I have lived in Thailand for 5 years now and the last 4 in Pattaya. The weather since November has never been better since I have been here. It has been really cool outside day and night. If it stay's like this we will have millions of people living here instead of the few hundred thousand we have now. So, the weather is great and January shows no sign of heating up, I am really enjoying it.

Every time I go to walking street I see some thing new. It is really changing day by day. More upscale discos, restaurants and Go-Go bars are opening every time you turn around.

Last night I was out and truly surprised at how slow it is. The world wide financial meltdown has really hurt the tourist industry here. Too bad for the girls, but to GOOD for me! The girls are latterly throwing themselves at you, it has never been better.

I was at one very popular Go Go bar last night at 10 PM where last year in the high season you literally could not get a seat on the couch next to the Jacuzzi, this year there was no body at all sitting on the couch. I had to make up for all of you missing the action by myself. It was a tough assignment, but I did my best.

The two Lesbos's in the tub were smoking hot. One was about 5"-5" with a nice set of fake 34s, black hair down to her ass, and absolutely beautiful. I have been here so long that I am really jaded now, for a girl to get my attention she has to be awesome and she was. Nothing better than a smoking hot Lesbos putting on a private show for you begging you to take her and her girlfriend home.

I tipped them well, 200 Baht and bought them each a drink for the ½ hour show with them all over me and each other. About the price of one lap dance. I know life it tough here, but I am doing my best at having all the fun the rest of you are missing out on.

So thank me, for doing your job for you. I could go back to the real world and work 5 days a week, 10 hours a day, but I don't think so.

Since I only had two beers and I usually pick my girls and 5 or 6 I headed out looking around to see what other trouble I could get into.

I keep telling myself, "I really have to hit the beer bars more often." There are so many stunning girls there and they are half the price of the Go Go bars, I don't know why I don't do it. So tonight I am ONLY going to the beer bars and see what happens. I have said that so many times before, but the Go Go bars some how mysteriously grab me as I walk by and drag me in. But not tonight, I swear.

I walk down Walking Street and there are free lancers every where. Some stunning ones too. They are your best bargain, only 1,000 Baht for short time and 1,500 for long time. But I pass on them and head to some more Go Go bars.

I end up at Super Baby's and if you have never been to Pattaya, you should visit this place at least once. They only have girls that are 18 to 23 that are SUPER quit with great little tight bodies. For years I could not even get a seat when I would go in. Last night there were like 10 customers and 40 girls. The girls where asking me to take them home from the stage, this has never happened before. It is really slow.

I sat next to the Jacuzzi, of course. I don't know why they have one; they always have 2 or 3 stunning girls in it. But, they don't do anything but dance a little. Not the real Lesbos shows like the other places. One girl had just got a Jennifer Anniston hair cut, she looked great, but she kept playing with her hair, like she thought it would go away. The littlest things make them so happy.

Another girl in the Jacuzzi had to have been 20 or so and was super cute with a great tight body and a nice set or real 33's. I wanted to take her, but they were to busy talking to each other to notice me. I figured out why when I left. All the girls that got off stage quickly put a robe on and went out to get some thing to eat. It was dinner time.

I ended up taking home a few of my regular super hot Lesbos from one of the Go Go bars next door. They are great looking and provide me great service. I can't remember the last time I took only one girl home with me, I don't know if I would know what to do with only one, to tell you the truth.

I have my strategy designed for tonight. First, I am going to hit the Super Baby's and take the super cute 20 years old with the great body. Then I am going to the other club and take the 9.5 with the great fake 34's and see if she can't get the other girl into some live Lesbo action back at my condo. This is going to be great, I always love turning on a young stunner to her first girl on girl action with another super experienced girl that knows how to get her hot.

DAMM, I forgot I was going to the beer bars tonight. Oh well, maybe the next time.

There has never been a better time to visit Pattaya and help out the less fortunate than us in life. I am doing my best to keep the Thai economy going, but I always could use some help.I can't believe how much I enjoyed your play by play report of walking street! Tomorrow is my last day of work and then its airplane to thai time.

I feel you need some fellow members to help out with the economy. We are coming there on a humanitarian mission. We all must do what we can in these difficult times. I am waiting eagerly for your beer bar report.

God-damn.

See you soon. We are at the Pig and Whistle.

Barrett Bonden
01-16-09, 06:23
Thanks, Bill Miami! Your info has really made my day. I am leaving for my first trip to LOS (Pattaya) in a couple weeks. I was not sure if I shouldn't have gone back to Cartagena, as I only have 12 days to travel, but I am really glad I bit the bullett now that I have read your report. "George is gettin' excited! " Thanks also to everyone for the hotel and bar reviews (and I've made a list of bars/names to see if I can tag some of those hotties from the pictures.). I know, I know, I'll not have time for that, but a guy needs something to think about till 02/02, right? I digress. Anyway, without the info I have gotten from here, I would probably just have gone to CTG and been bored to death after a few days, not to mention having my ears bleed from all the touts.

Thanks yet again,

Barrett Bonden

Ourtran
01-16-09, 21:12
So my last visit to Thailand was in 2006 and I had a blast then so when I arrive on the 20th I know I will have a blast too. I have two questions. First, whats the best way to get from the airport to Pattaya? Second, where is the best soapy in Pattaya?

Thanks in advance?

Tim Bone
01-17-09, 05:37
Left Bali and at the airport there I met a German guy who was going to Pattaya as well, so we shared a taxi. It is a lot quieter now then when I was here around X-mas, still a lot of girls on Beach Rd when I took a walk at 11 PM.

I have read a few reports about Baby Dolls, so decided to take a look. Small bar, but running two shows simultaneously and a stage with dancing girls, topless and no underwear under their mini-skirts. Not as many good lookers as at Airport Club, but found a good 19 year who seemed very keen to go with me, which is a good sign. She asked 2000 for LT, but easily accepted 1500. The BF system is a bit special. The girls are split in categories. 500B for dancers (couldn’t find out who they are), 600B for sexy dancers (the topless ones), 700B for show girls, and 600B fro the staff (the waitresses). But after 01:30 they are all 300B. Wonder if there is a rush for the girls then. Couldn’t bother to wait an hour to save 300B though.

They are not pushy at all when it comes to drinks, neither your, nor lady drinks. This place seems oriented towards bar fines, which I like. I’m not really here for drinking. The only “problem” I had was when settling the bill, there was a beer to much on it. Won’t let 65 B ruin my evening, but I kept all the change. :)
As soon as I decided to BF her I was welcomed with some good DFK on the spot. Did 3 rounds with her, performances was good. Very good value for the money.

The next day I took an afternoon ST from Beach Rd. First time I did one with silicone tits. Didn’t like it. Rather have natural sagged ones.

Tim Bone
01-17-09, 05:41
I have never been Eden or Hell club, but they’ve both been on my to do list for a while. So yesterday (or now when posting it is actually 2 days ago) at 10 min past 1 PM I showed up. There I was welcomed and briefed by the manager, shown an impressive line up of 21 girls, all girls compatible with each other so free to pick both yourselves. I have read in some post the girls are not really good looking and a bit old. Not true at all. The two I choose were 24 and 26, and I think I'll give them an 8. From the right hand side (anal side) there were only 4-5 girls and I picked a tall one with big natural tits, a great curvy girl. From the other side I picked the opposite, a petite less than 5 feet 40 kg girl with small tits, very cute.

I’m not going to bother you by describing the details of my next wonderful 90 min. But I went through most of the abbreviation list. The girl gave a good lesbo show with strap on. Gave her a try on myself, but wasn’t for me really. Good rooms with shower and AC. Didn’t bother to put on a porn movie, better to lay on the back and watch your own show in the ceiling mirror. Tried a lot of variations so one of the girls had to go out and fetch more condoms, and they have large size ones. The bed was full of them and KY tubes.
Have to try the other 19. I’ll be back.

Passingthru69
01-17-09, 09:09
Massage report.

Well I want to thank the board memebers who helped with which soapy to go to.

Wife went shopping.

I went to Saubee on 2nd rd and soi 2.They had just opened for the day.

Not many ladies,but I was on a time restraint.

Had a beer and went to the room.

The soapy was good fun, then it went downhill.

The lady told me it was going to cost more for the extras.

I siad I paid 1900 baht and now you want more?

Well I dried off nad got dressed. No happy ending for me.

A couple more days later I had another chance to slip away.

This time I went to PP massage. Was later in the day and many more ladies.

Found a cute little one and away we went.

Bath and massage was good. The soapy slide was fun.

Then went to finish up and had a whole lot better time there than the other.

They only down side was the cbj. I treid to talk out of it and for a bbbj, but no not her. I really did'nt push the issue.

Thanks guys and enjoy for me as I have to go back to the grind mill Monday.

Hate the long plane ride back to cold weather and work.

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ShadowJ
01-18-09, 05:00
i am taking a short trip to bangkok in march and want to see my favorite girl from [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s pattaya. can anybody confirm if nong is still there? if she is, i will try to get up to pattaya on my trip. if she is not, i will spend my time in bkk.

better yet, if [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s pattaya has a phone number, i'd like to call to arrange to have her meet me in bkk. does anybody know the number?

Mangofan
01-18-09, 05:38
Left Bali and at the airport there I met a German guy who was going to Pattaya as well, so we shared a taxi. It is a lot quieter now then when I was here around X-mas, still a lot of girls on Beach Rd when I took a walk at 11 PM.

I have read a few reports about Baby Dolls, so decided to take a look. Small bar, but running two shows simultaneously and a stage with dancing girls, topless and no underwear under their mini-skirts. Not as many good lookers as at Airport Club, but found a good 19 year who seemed very keen to go with me, which is a good sign. She asked 2000 for LT, but easily accepted 1500. The BF system is a bit special. The girls are split in categories. 500B for dancers (couldn’t find out who they are), 600B for sexy dancers (the topless ones), 700B for show girls, and 600B fro the staff (the waitresses). But after 01:30 they are all 300B. Wonder if there is a rush for the girls then. Couldn’t bother to wait an hour to save 300B though.

They are not pushy at all when it comes to drinks, neither your, nor lady drinks. This place seems oriented towards bar fines, which I like. I’m not really here for drinking. The only “problem” I had was when settling the bill, there was a beer to much on it. Won’t let 65 B ruin my evening, but I kept all the change. :)
As soon as I decided to BF her I was welcomed with some good DFK on the spot. Did 3 rounds with her, performances was good. Very good value for the money.


Could you tell us the name of the dancer you barfined? Best go-go, IMO. The girls are very friendly indeed. Just so you know, there are no dancers you can barfine for 500 -- all of them are 600 before 1:30. And I don't think there are any showgirls, either.

Tim Bone
01-18-09, 07:56
Could you tell us the name of the dancer you barfined? Best go-go, IMO. The girls are very friendly indeed. Just so you know, there are no dancers you can barfine for 500 -- all of them are 600 before 1:30. And I don't think there are any showgirls, either.Me and Thai names. Think it was Gaew or Gow or something similar. There were some better lookers, but chose here for the good ambience between us. Was expecting the 500B category didn't exsist, but the 700B showgirls I was told are the ones totally nude doing lesbian shows or sometimes solo on the two stages mentioned. Anyway the difference is minimal.

Mangofan
01-18-09, 08:23
Me and Thai names. Think it was Gaew or Gow or something similar. There were some better lookers, but chose here for the good ambience between us. Was expecting the 500B category didn't exsist, but the 700B showgirls I was told are the ones totally nude doing lesbian shows or sometimes solo on the two stages mentioned. Anyway the difference is minimal.Ahh, yes - Keow is her name. 19 year old with amazing tits and one of the tightest asses I've ever seen. Very nice and sensual, but took a bit of work to get her wet down there. Took her LT as well a few months back - very nice.

Juan73
01-18-09, 08:55
I've been a long time reader of the posts and I can only surmise those activities in Thailand by reading the posts here, watching those girls in youtube.com.

I heard that Thailand is one most visited middle aged men all over the world esp U. S. However, I am curious is that since most of you are MARRIED how are you able to go to thiland. Does most of you have open marriages? Or do you tell that you are going to Thailand to help their economy by visiting the temple?

I think most single people generally stay here in U. S. And go for those single women here. I talked to people here in U. S. My co-workers cannot imagine traveling half around the world for thai women.

I see thai women here in U. S. Among Asian women they are certainly not most beautiful. In fact some experts (composed by asians) will tell you that most beautiful asian women will be found in China korea Japan. Thailand.

There is no doubt I am curious about all of your action. Keep it up and keep posting.

Kurtweiler
01-18-09, 21:55
better yet, if [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s pattaya has a phone number, i'd like to call to arrange to have her meet me in bkk. does anybody know the number?send them an email, and you will get in touch. go to this address on the internet:

http://www.lolitaspattaya.com/contactus.html

Mimonger
01-18-09, 22:10
I think most single people generally stay here in U. S. And go for those single women here. I talked to people here in U. S. My co-workers cannot imagine traveling half around the world for thai women.

They are right, it is stupid, don't go. The women are mean, and ugly. Stick with the american women.

BuleDaddy
01-18-09, 22:18
I've been a long time reader of the posts and I can only surmise those activities in Thailand by reading the posts here, watching those girls in youtube.com.

I heard that Thailand is one most visited middle aged men all over the world esp U. S. However, I am curious is that since most of you are MARRIED how are you able to go to thiland. Does most of you have open marriages? Or do you tell that you are going to Thailand to help their economy by visiting the temple?

I think most single people generally stay here in U. S. And go for those single women here. I talked to people here in U. S. My co-workers cannot imagine traveling half around the world for thai women.

I see thai women here in U. S. Among Asian women they are certainly not most beautiful. In fact some experts (composed by asians) will tell you that most beautiful asian women will be found in China korea Japan. Thailand.

There is no doubt I am curious about all of your action. Keep it up and keep posting.
You will definately catch some disease in Thailand and you never can tell if you are with a man or a woman there. Stay in the States where it is safe.

LittleBigMan
01-18-09, 23:41
Juan73,

That's normal from people who never has done it whether they are friends or co-workers. They use to tell me " no way I could ever sit in a airplane that long. It's because they have never try it! instead they sneak around home visiting Asian Massage parlors spending a few hundred for nothing.

I had a co-worker that was single, worked his ass off trying to save money to put his kid through school. Two years ago, after his daughter graduated from college he finally did something for himself and decided to make a trip to Thailand with a few others co-workers. As soon as he got here he complaint how tired he was and never again but after the first visit to Annie's the guy has never been the same. Now when he comes he doesn't even call!

The guys that are married, usually use the line that they are going to Thailand for golfing or fishing?

LBM

Almotu
01-19-09, 01:37
Leaving in 5 days for 3 months in Pattaya. Sounds good. Have been there several times. How do you manage staying in Thailand that long?

Do you go on several visa runs?

Just curious and god bless.

Junior
01-19-09, 17:21
i spend about 10 days in pattaya and as you might have read in my rio vs. pattaya report i was not impressed by the skills of the thai ladies. anyway, i still managed to have a fun trip and have written up a quick report.

gogo’s
i visited about a dozen or so gogo’s. i would recommend the following:
angelwitch: has the best shows, not banana and icecube shows, but dancing and striptease.
airport: has some very cute waitresses wearing skimpy stewardess uniforms – very nice. also has a few nice looking dancers.
babydoll: has good shows, the banana and icecube type. a few cute girls.
peppermint: overall good atmosphere.
i did get take out from several of the gogo’s, but the sex was very disappointing.

streetwalkers
widely available, but i did not take any. there were clearly some **** girls and also some ladyboys – and i have no interest in either.

bars
spend a fair amount of time at hot tuna, an open bar with live rock bands every evening. it was great to finally hear classic rock and not thai techno.
they have a few attractive waitresses, who are available for take out. i have flirted with one of them and was planning to take her out one night. things were going quite well until i made the suggestion that we invite her hot colleague along for the party – that did not receive a good response, and shortly after i left alone.

hell club
a place worth a special comment. it is basically a brothel. you come in to the bar and the available girls do a line-up for you. you then pick two of them for a 90 minute session. you can also take the girls out for an all nighter.
this is the only place in pattaya where i managed to get good sex. a few days before i was leaving i decided to take one of their girls out for a day (7000baht). her working name was gypsy. this turned out to be a very good decision, she was good in bed and loves to kiss. well, to make a long story short, i ended up taking for the remaining three days of many holiday and had a great time with her.
i think hell club is a must-do when in pattaya.

Italy 1974
01-19-09, 17:51
although i agree about the hell club i think that good sex (i am not interested in the so-called "girlfriend experiences" or, worse, in finding a thai girlfriend) can be found elsewhere as well.

it comes to my mind the infamous soi six, some beerbars on sois 7 and eight, the kinnaree mansion and a couple of bar on the darkside (dao cafe and black pearl).
i think these places worth a try.

italy 1974


i spend about 10 days in pattaya and as you might have read in my rio vs. pattaya report i was not impressed by the skills of the thai ladies. anyway, i still managed to have a fun trip and have written up a quick report.

gogo’s

i visited about a dozen or so gogo’s. i would recommend the following:
angelwitch: has the best shows, not banana and icecube shows, but dancing and striptease.

airport: has some very cute waitresses wearing skimpy stewardess uniforms – very nice. also has a few nice looking dancers.

babydoll: has good shows, the banana and icecube type. a few cute girls.
peppermint: overall good atmosphere.

i did get take out from several of the gogo’s, but the sex was very disappointing.

streetwalkers

widely available, but i did not take any. there were clearly some **** girls and also some ladyboys – and i have no interest in either.

bars

spend a fair amount of time at hot tuna, an open bar with live rock bands every evening. it was great to finally hear classic rock and not thai techno.

they have a few attractive waitresses, who are available for take out. i have flirted with one of them and was planning to take her out one night. things were going quite well until i made the suggestion that we invite her hot colleague along for the party – that did not receive a good response, and shortly after i left alone.

hell club

a place worth a special comment. it is basically a brothel. you come in to the bar and the available girls do a line-up for you. you then pick two of them for a 90 minute session. you can also take the girls out for an all nighter.

this is the only place in pattaya where i managed to get good sex. a few days before i was leaving i decided to take one of their girls out for a day (7000baht). her working name was gypsy. this turned out to be a very good decision, she was good in bed and loves to kiss. well, to make a long story short, i ended up taking for the remaining three days of many holiday and had a great time with her.

i think hell club is a must-do when in pattaya.

RetiredForever
01-19-09, 19:27
How do you manage staying in Thailand that long?

Do you go on several visa runs?

Just curious and god bless.

Applied for a 2 month Visa as tourist at consulate office here in Florida-cost $35 took 5 days. Figure can pickup another month while I am there. You can stay 3 months in any 6 month period. Use to be able to go to local immigration office in Pattaya and get a 2 week.

RetiredForever
01-19-09, 19:39
I've been a long time reader of the posts and I can only surmise those activities in Thailand by reading the posts here, watching those girls in youtube.com.

I heard that Thailand is one most visited middle aged men all over the world esp U. S. However, I am curious is that since most of you are MARRIED how are you able to go to thiland. Does most of you have open marriages? Or do you tell that you are going to Thailand to help their economy by visiting the temple?

I think most single people generally stay here in U. S. And go for those single women here. I talked to people here in U. S. My co-workers cannot imagine traveling half around the world for thai women.

I see thai women here in U. S. Among Asian women they are certainly not most beautiful. In fact some experts (composed by asians) will tell you that most beautiful asian women will be found in China korea Japan. Thailand.

There is no doubt I am curious about all of your action. Keep it up and keep posting.

It probably depends on your philosophy on life. Would you rather go to your grave saying to yourself that I did it or go saying to yourself I wish I had done it. I started going years ago onyly because as an American too many countries seem to dislike us and are too expensive. I fell in love with Thailand due to there atitude. I can sit in a beer bar for days just enjoying the circus. Where else can you find such a large array of people. Part of the reason I like to try and get with other memebrs when I am there.

Kpmgey
01-19-09, 20:19
It probably depends on your philosophy on life. Would you rather go to your grave saying to yourself that I did it or go saying to yourself I wish I had done it. I started going years ago onyly because as an American too many countries seem to dislike us and are too expensive. I fell in love with Thailand due to there atitude. I can sit in a beer bar for days just enjoying the circus. Where else can you find such a large array of people. Part of the reason I like to try and get with other memebrs when I am there.Well said dude, like your philosphy and would share more on that with you once i am there in another two days.

Twice Divorced
01-19-09, 22:35
Well, let me start, as I should, by thanking everyone who has gone before me and shared their experiences so that those of us who follow will have an easier time in maximizing our experiences. Although this is my second trip and, therefore, not a total newbie to Pattaya, I feel I am better prepared than I was during my first trip as a result of all of the information that has been shared on this, and other, site(s).

I’ve finally been able to make my return trip after a couple of other attempts in October and November, both of which had to be cancelled as a result of a couple of surgeries and, although I’m not completely healed, I’m on my way to Thailand. I don’t intend to do a day by day report as doing so can be pretty taxing, particularly when you are posting to a few different sites, and particularly when you are enjoying yourself so much that it is difficult to remember details. Yep, I’m one of those guys who believes that if you remember everything the next morning you must not have had too good of a time. However, I do hope to note some of my memorable moments.

This TR certainly isn’t intended to serve as a guide for anyone, but to simply share my experiences as I go along and to give something back in appreciation for all of the help and information I’ve received from others. There were a few TR’s that were posted by various BM’s that I considered exceptional and really helped to pass the time waiting in anticipation for my return trip. Although I don’t expect that this will equal those reports, I do hope you’ll enjoy it nonetheless.

January 17
Normally I drive to Newark Liberty airport (depending upon where I’m traveling to) in order to depart on my trips. However, this time I decided, as a result of winter weather and the fact that I was going to be gone for a month, to take the train instead. I had taken the train previously on a trip to Newark and thought that it was a pretty convenient and reliable way to get to the airport.

I was out on the morning of the 17th running some errands prior to going to the train station when I received a call saying that the train I was scheduled to take was cancelled and that I would need to take an earlier train. No problem. I’d have an extra 1 ½ hours to kill at the airport, but better to get there earlier than to not get there at all. I arrived at the station at the rescheduled time, although the train was 40 minutes late when it departed from the station, and another hour late when it departed New York City en route to Newark airport. I was starting to get concerned that I wasn’t going to make my flight and wondered whether or not this was a sign of things to come. It’s still too early to tell, of course.

Fortunately, I did catch my flight and we finally departed Newark. One thing I wasn’t aware of was that we had a short layover in Anchorage, Alaska. So, for you guys flying EVA Air out of Newark thinking you’re going straight to Taipei, Taiwan, and on to Bangkok, you’re not. It’s not too bad, only about a 45 minute layover, but I’m one of those guys who, when I fly, would prefer to get on the plane and not have to get off until I’ve reached my final destination.
One nice thing about the airport in Anchorage is that it had a smoking lounge. Normally I bring along nicotine patches any time I have to take a lengthy flight, but had forgotten them this time. So the layover was helpful in that respect. Just for informational purposes, the Newark to Anchorage leg was roughly 8 hours, the Anchorage to Taipei leg was 10 hours, and the Taipei to Bangkok leg is 3 ½ hours.

As mentioned earlier, I flew EVA in the premium economy (Evergreen/Elite) class and I’ll tell you, were it not for that, I don’t think I could do this trip. I flew premium economy on Thai Air on my previous trip last May and it was excellent. EVA’s is comparable and well worth the additional cost which, I believe, was another US $300 over economy class. And, besides, they’ve got some great looking stewardesses working these flights. Now that the boring part of it is over, stay tuned as there is more to follow…..

Twice Divorced
01-20-09, 00:09
January 19, Pattaya
Well, I finally arrived in Bangkok on January 19, 11:30am. I had arranged to have Mr. Toom’s service pick me up and they were there when I arrived, though not quite where they said they would be. I was informed that they would be waiting between gates 3-4. However, when I departed customs I exited by gate 10 and I just happened to turn my head (pure coincidence) and saw a woman with my name on a sign. I wondered about this and thought that we could have had a big problem had I not seen her. I was then taken down by gates 3-4 and passed off to another woman who was there waiting with my name on a sign who then escorted me outside to a waiting taxi. The more I thought about it the more I realized that maybe my flight had exited a different gate than what we were originally scheduled to exit and Toom’s people were on top of it. Hence, the woman at gate 10, and at 3-4. So, a few points for them on that one. I was a bit disappointed that the three SM lights I had requested for the ride to Pattaya were not available but I asked myself “Is a few beers worth making enemies over?” No big deal.
As is probably typical, the ride to Pattaya was uneventful, although I did notice something I don’t recall from my previous trip; smog. It seemed that from the time I arrived in Bangkok until I arrived in Pattaya there was what appeared to be a thick layer of smog. It got to the point where my eyes began to burn a bit and I could feel it in my lungs. Was it just my imagination?
I got booked into my hotel and commenced with the obligatory things like hanging up my clothes and putting away my toiletries, setting up the computer to make sure it worked, and connecting my Ipod player. (I enjoy listening to my music when I shower in the morning, and am preparing to go out at night.) At this point I took a quick shower and lied down for a nap. I’m an insomniac and I normally don’t nap more than 1 hour at a time at best, but I slept 4 hours straight, awakening about 8:15 in the evening.
Awakening, I found myself faced with the same dilemma I experienced my fist time here…..where do I begin? I decided to stop in to Secrets as I didn’t make it there during my last trip. Although I tend to fly solo, so to speak, I thought it would be nice to meet some BM’s this time around. I got up and showered again, got dressed, and was off to Secrets. In all honesty, I wasn’t exactly sure where it was located but do remember seeing its sign either on Walking Street, or just off of it. On my way I decided to turn down Soi 15 to get me over to Walking St and, lo and behold, there’s the sign. There was a bit of confusion at first as I stood under the sign and couldn’t see an entrance outside of the other establishments in the area. I back tracked a bit and looked to my right and there she was.
I have to say that I was really impressed with the place. It seemed a really classy (I hope this doesn’t illicit boos from the bleachers, hehe) and well kept place. I was escorted to a seat and ordered a beer. In a few seconds a young lady (Fa) said hello and a mamasan (Tam?) came over and welcomed me to Secrets. (Yep, really classy) I asked about Larry so that I could say hello and introduce myself and a few minutes later he appeared (even though I was told he was busy somewhere) and he turned out to be a hell of a nice guy and very personable. Now, I’m not a business owner and probably don’t have any desire to ever be one. But, having been a customer my whole life I have always been drawn to places that make me feel welcome. I was in Angeles City about 18 months ago and did a TR on another site and commented on this very thing. At that time I said if you make me feel welcome you’ll have a customer for life. If you make me feel like a stranger when I enter your establishment, then forever a stranger I’ll be. Customer service is #1 in any service industry, and it doesn’t cost a cent to welcome someone into your business. I will certainly be back to Secrets.
Anyhoo, I continued speaking with Fa and Tam, and the other mamasan (Joy) came over and we had a round of drinks. Although they did request the drinks, it was not the in your face aggressive approach that I hate so much. There have been times when I have literally gotten up and, without finishing my drink, walked out of a bar and never returned. These ladies were smooth.
I hadn’t planned to BF early, however, I decided that maybe it would be best to get the first one out of the way, get in bed earlier, and get a fresh start in the morning. After a few shots of tequila, a couple of beers, and Fa showing her interest, she and I headed back to the room. Now Fa is certainly not what we’d call a stunner and she is, according to her, 35 yo, and I wondered whether or not the same enthusiasm she showed in the bar would transfer into the bedroom. However, I was not the least bit disappointed. We completed the deed and I decided I was a bit interested in getting out and possibly partying until dawn, so I sent her on her way.
I first headed out down to the Beer Garden and had a much needed meal and a beer to wash it down with. It was at this point that I could have lied right out on the bar and gone to sleep. In spite of the 4 hour nap that I had had earlier, I was beat. I returned to my room and crawled into bed and was off to sleep in about 15 minutes. An hour and a half later I was awake and decided to submit this portion of my TR before I forget any details.
No pictures at this point, but I do have my camera and will be sure to take some and post them, once I read the procedures for doing so.

Betong
01-20-09, 04:16
It comes to my mind the infamous soi six, some beerbars on sois 7 and eight, the Kinnaree Mansion and a couple of bar on the darkside (Dao cafe and Black Pearl).All good, and don't forget the bars along Saai 2 (Second Rd.) around Sois 2 & 3. Or the soapies, though quality seems to be down a bit lately.

Ten days in Pattaya and the only good sex found at the Hell Club . . . something's a bit wrong there.

Barney Rubber
01-20-09, 05:53
Applied for a 2 month Visa as tourist at consulate office here in Florida-cost $35 took 5 days. Figure can pickup another month while I am there. You can stay 3 months in any 6 month period. Use to be able to go to local immigration office in Pattaya and get a 2 week.Can you also get a retirement VISA in Florida at the consulate? And it the Consulate in Miami?

Thanks!

Bloodstock
01-20-09, 19:02
Good initiative, Twice Divorced!

I'm sure that your reports will make me long all the more for my upcoming trip this summer.

Juan73
01-21-09, 06:40
It probably depends on your philosophy on life. Would you rather go to your grave saying to yourself that I did it or go saying to yourself I wish I had done it.It depends what you mean by the word "it. " There are certain things in life like doing recreational drugs that I do not need to experience for myself to take it to my grave. More importainly I would not "worry" about my lack of trip to Thailand during my death bed. I probably would regret not spending more quality time with family etc. (which make all of us, at least I hope)

I really did not mean my posts to generate defensive attitudes, philosophies. I just wanted your advise on how on earth or what you tell your wives to go to Thailand. Maybe I am just really curious what you tell your wives to make a trip there. I see one poster here taking her wife there and having an affair under her nose etc which I find really crazy.

Draco
01-21-09, 16:04
Arriving at 10:45 on Friday, 23 January. I've arranged a car to pick me up to go to Pattaya. Anyone interested to share the ride, PM and we'll arrange to meet. Total charge is 1000 baht including tip and tolls.

Twice Divorced
01-21-09, 18:30
Good initiative, Twice Divorced!

I'm sure that your reports will make me long all the more for my upcoming trip this summer.

Thank you. I don't know if the summer will be your first time here, but you'll have a blast.

Twice Divorced
01-21-09, 18:31
January 20th
As mentioned previously, I fell off to sleep about 1:45 am. I woke up about 2:30 am and have been awake since (it is now 11:20 am as I type this). I spent some time posting another TR installment, made some calls to the states, and watched a bit of tv. I finally decided to get up about 7:00 am and go in search of a place to have a decent breakfast. Coming across a fella downstairs he directed me to an open air restaurant that I believe is connected to the Dream Hotel. Had a couple of eggs with bacon, toast and potatoes, along with a couple of Bloody Mary’s. I’ll have to look around for a place that makes decent Bloody Mary’s. Anyone have any suggestions?
After finishing, I decided to take a short walk along Beach Rd. Not much happening as it was still early, maybe 8:30 am, but it was good to get out and explore things on foot a bit. The last time I was here, I spent almost all of my time on Walking St., with the exception of one trip over to Soi 6. Things will be different this time around.
I spent a good portion of the day simply hanging around outside the hotel sipping a few beers and watching the world go by. At some point I got the bright idea to rent a scooter. During my first trip I decided I would never drive in Pattaya. Not so much because of the congestion of both pedestrians and vehicular traffic, I’m used to that, but because driving here is the reverse of what I’m used to. However, I really want to explore more of Pattaya besides Walking St. Somebody set me up with a scooter for what seems to be a standard price; 150 baht a day. I hope to get out on Wednesday and do a bit of exploring in the Central and Northern parts of Pattaya.
About 4:00 pm I decided to lie down and take a much needed nap as later I was supposed to get together with a BM from ISG who had contacted me prior to coming to Pattaya and mentioned getting together some time during our stay. I took a couple of muscle relaxants that I had been given in the US for a bad back, and for which I was told by the doctor would help me sleep. Damn, do they work. I didn’t wake up until almost 10:00 pm, to a couple of texts from the BM. We texted back and forth a few times and it just seemed I wasn’t going to catch up with him (sorry TL), but I’m sure it will happen in the next couple of days. At the prodding of a couple of hotel guests, I finally dragged myself out of the hotel. We stopped in to the Gentlemen’s Club on Soi 15 for a quick drink. Like most places I’ve been to in various parts of the world, it seemed your standard go-go.
Next we stopped in to a place next door (Supergirls?) heading in the direction of Walking St. I had intended to keep a mental note of all of the places I went to this night, but I’ll be the first to admit my memory is shit even when I’m stone cold sober. It’s really bad when I start drinking. I looked around the place and, I don’t like to be too critical of things, but I do have to say this. I’m generally not a breast man. I have a thing for women with wide hips, a fat ass, and healthy thighs. As long as she has those 3 things, I can accept her being short in the breasts. However, while sitting back and sipping a beer in this particular place, I noticed that, with a few exceptions, all of these girls had no tits. They literally had teats. I’m talking nipples on the chests, and nothing more. I figured then that there would be no BF’ing at this joint. Hehehe.
We finished our drink and moved on next door. I don’t remember anything particular about this place, including its name, other than that one of the guys BF’d a girl from here.
Another of the guys wanted to go to the Airport Club to see if he could find a girl he had met there previously, so off we went. I actually found the place rather attractive. I always enjoy the smaller venues, particularly when they are well kept. There were a couple of naked girls who were in what looked like a hot tub with a stream of water streaming down over them. One in particular caught my fancy as she seemed very playful and none too shy about stroking her clam on occasion. Unfortunately, the more I thought about it the more I realized that, in my experiences, these girls can sometimes be very open and playful in a bar/club, and turn complete starfish in the room. So, I decided to take a pass on it.
About 12:30 am I received a text by someone who seems well known on a few boards, and whose TR’s I have thoroughly enjoyed over the past several years, asking about meeting up to go to Lucifers. During my last trip I had stopped in Lucifers on one occasion. I admit that I’ve seen some pictures of some pretty fine ladies being pulled out of there and wanted to savor some of the talent. Unfortunately, when I stopped in on my first trip, it was simply much too crowded for me. I’m not quite sure what it is, but I have never really enjoyed walking into a place and being pushed around. So, during my first trip, I traveled as far into the place as I could, and walked out. However, I figured that if I was with someone who was a regular and knew the ins and outs of the place, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad.
We sat and had a few beers (along with 4-5 tequilas for myself) and scoped out the place. I came to the realization that Lucifers may simply not be my kind of place, even if it were my kind of place. At one point I offered a girl who was standing nearby a drink. She refused. A bit later I asked another young lady if she would like to dance and she turned me down. I wasn’t hurt or upset, simply a bit puzzled. Particularly by the young lady who refused the drink. I realize I’m no spring chicken anymore (45 yo) but I keep up my appearance, and have never had much of a problem picking up girls during my lifetime. What I came to realize after a while was that many of the women there seemed to be interested in either black or white guys and, unfortunately for me, I don’t fit either of those categories.
On a related note, I am aware that many of the girls think I’m Arab. During my first trip I stopped in the Beer Garden to have something to eat and one of the girls actually asked me if I was Arab. The other day when I went to have breakfast at the Dream Hotel, the waitress asked if I was Moosaleem. I thought “WTF is a Moosaleem. She asked again and I told her that I didn’t understand what she was asking, until she asked me if I ate pork. I said “Oh, you mean am I Muslim?” Not in this life, sweetheart. So there you have it. In the Western world, I’m Hispanic looking. In the Eastern part I’m Arab. So, maybe that was my problem in Lucifers; the girls thought I was Arab. The nice thing about being in Pataya, however, is that where one won’t, another one will.
I told my new found friend that I was going to head out as I wanted to get laid tonight and it didn’t seem it was going to happen in Lucifers. He mentioned that I should wait as his girl had a friend who was going to join us. Now, I’m not a big fan of being set up with a date, particularly when you haven’t seen what she looks like, but this guy has extremely good tastes. The girl finally showed up and I have to admit she wasn’t bad looking at all. We left Lucifers and stopped in at another place whose name I can’t recall and stayed for a quick drink. By this time Walking Street seemed to be closing down so we decided to head back to our respective rooms.
As we were strolling down Soi 16 I noticed that my girl seemed far more drunk than she appeared to be when I first met her and I wondered whether or not I was going to fuck her or have to carry her. I try to be prudent in my thinking (I admit I’m not always successful) and realized that this was probably not going to be the best hook up for me at this time. I talked to my friend who talked to his girl who then talked to her friend who then pulled the “you don’t like me” guilt trip on me. I assured her I did like her but can’t remember at this point what else I told her to beg off for the night. I do recall giving her 500 baht. When in doubt, hand them some money. That’ll shut ‘em up.
At this point I bid farewell to the group and thought “SOB, I’m going home alone.” Not particularly a good move when you’ve taken some Kamagra. I turned the corner at Soi 16 and as I walked along there was a thick bodied Thai girl coming in my direction. I said hello, she said hello, I held my gaze, she held her gaze, and so I stopped. I asked her where she was going and she said home. I asked her if she was interested in coming to my room for the night. She asked how much money I had. I told her I only had 500 baht as I had spent most of it in the bars. She said OK. Man, you gotta love Pattaya.
We arrived at the room and she began to undress. Recalling my commitment to provide pictures I pulled out the camera. She was reluctant to allow pic’s, but I told her I wouldn’t capture her face, only her body, and she relented. Something I realized some time ago was that when I wanted to take pic’s of a girl and she refused, when I offered to exclude their faces they were usually fine with it. I realize that this particular girls body type may not appeal to most of you. It seems most guys who travel to Pattaya are into the spinner look. Well, I’m an old school guy who prefers some meat on my bone. As they say in Thailand, “up to you”.
I normally don’t care for a blowjob other than it being a normal part of the routine as I’ve found most women really aren’t very good at it. This girl was good. She had my toes curled back until they cramped, and had me grabbing the sheets. My eyes rolled so far back in my head until I saw the back of my skull. For the first time in a long time, I felt like the *****. I finally had to put a stop to it before I asked for her WU account number. Hehehe. Not in a million years. We fucked until I blew my load, and I just sent her on her way.
Pattaya, gotta love it. Pic’s will have to wait until tomorrow as I just had unexpected company earlier and I am now beat and off to bed.

Twice Divorced
01-21-09, 23:36
January 21
I didn’t do much at all today. I didn’t get to sleep until about 6:30 am after the nights/mornings festivities, so I had planned to simply rest and rejuvenate the body and mind. I awoke at about 10:00 am and had a quick breakfast and went back to sleep after taking a couple of muscle relaxants. Although I’ve always had trouble sleeping, these pills knocked me out and I didn’t awake until 6:30 pm to the sound of a ringing telephone.
It was one of the guys at the hotel. I got up and literally dragged myself downstairs and hung out for a few beers, and then ordered some food in from Bob’s BB-q. About 8:30 I was asked if I wanted to go out for a bit and although I wasn’t really feeling up to it, I thought a few beers and an early night wouldn’t hurt.
We stopped in to NLD1, I believe it was. Again, another nicely appointed place, although the girls were a bit too thin for my liking. Not a big deal as I had no intentions to BF tonight. I was running a bit ragged and needed rest.
Moving on from NLD1 we went to Heavens Above, which I was up for as I had intended to stop in here during my first trip, but never made it. Much of the same as NLD1, with the little spinner types, until I saw #54 walk onto the stage. In spite of my best efforts to restrict myself tonight, my dick began to twitch a bit watching this girl move around. I finally caught her gaze and she winked, and I winked back. She was my preferred body type; wide in the hips, fat in the ass, and thick in the thighs. I had a feeling that this was going to be another long night.
I continued to observe her for a while, trying to keep the throbbing that was going on in my loins under control, and she looked in my direction. I smiled and she smiled back. Apparently she was a “Showcase” dancer, according to my friend, and I decided to buy her a drink so that I could possibly reserve some time once she was done dancing. She seemed please at my gesture and, after concluding her dance, she came down to sit and chat.
She seemed pleasant enough so I inquired about the barfine. She told me it was 700 to the house and 1500 to her. Normally I don’t care for paying these kinds of prices. Hell, I had just had a freelancer the night before for only a fraction of that. But I thought, what the hell, I deserve to treat myself now and then. I have to admit I was a bit concerned as far as what to expect from her performance. I’ve read so many stories about these types of girls, and I admit that I’ve had some disappointing experiences during my time, but she turned out to be good.
Upon arriving to my room I had hoped to get some pictures once we started to undress, but she refused. I tried to coax her into it by mentioning that I would exclude her face, but she was adamant about not allowing them. OK. Maybe she has a sponsor?
She gave a pretty good blowjob (no teeth) and was very responsive once we started fucking. Oh, how she lied to me and lied to me, telling me how big my dick was. This is one of the very few times I can accept being lied to by a woman. After completing the act we sat and talked for a while, something I’m generally not prone to do, but she was rally a pleasant girl. I finally paid up and sent her on her way.
Another one in the books.

Run Mann
01-22-09, 02:53
January 20th

I normally don’t care for a blowjob other than it being a normal part of the routine as I’ve found most women really aren’t very good at it.

Excellent reporting but come on man, how can you not care for BJ? For me this is the best part of the whole encounter and all I do with some girls. Some of these girls pretend not to be able to give good head just so you will move on but I don't mind being a teacher to them till they get it half way right.

Twice Divorced
01-22-09, 03:05
Excellent reporting but come on man, how can you not care for BJ?
Basically for two reasons, 1; Because, as I said, most women aren't really good at it and, 2; I prefer the feeling of lying between their thighs as I'm moving in and out of 'em.

Cunning Stunt
01-22-09, 04:37
Basically for two reasons, 1; Because, as I said, most women aren't really good at it and, 2; I prefer the feeling of lying between their thighs as I'm moving in and out of 'em.

I would say that a decent BJ is often superior to FS for 5 main reasons:

1. There are few sensations equal to sliding in and out of a wet and willing mouth whilst looking down and into a pair of smouldering eyes. Fuck me, even typing these lines is giving me a hard on.

2. There is the control element, whether you are conscious of it or not. The guy feels the wicked power and control thing of the forbidden delight and fucking that female organ that has given him so much grief and earache in the past ... there I said it;). Similarly the women also gets a power buzz from holding his oh so precious tool so close to those sharp and vicious little incisors.

3. If she will allow it, the happy culminating event takes place, not out of sight into a glorified rubber balloon (or not as the case may be) but out in the open in glorious and dripping technicolor. Even better and see reason 2 above, if she take it in the mouth and swallows. Power overload.

4. Many guys are lazy. A BJ gets the job done without all that sweaty exercise :D. Also, for guys who are elderly or have health problems, it may be the only way he can get off.

5. With a professional sex worker, there is much less chance of contracting an STD and virtually no chance of HIV.

These are the main reasons, I think, why many guys prefer a BJ to FS. There may be others.

Daddy07
01-22-09, 04:59
I would say that a decent BJ is often superior to FS for 5 main reasons:...
Here are 5 more:

Pussies aren’t as pretty as faces;
Pussies don’t have tongues;
Pussies can’t kiss;
Pussies can’t suck;
Pussies don’t swallow.

Andix
01-22-09, 05:12
I will be arriving with Cathay Pacific at 23:55 on Sunday, 25 January. I've arranged a car to pick me up to go to Pattaya. Anyone interested to share the ride, PM and we'll arrange to meet..

Run Mann
01-22-09, 05:46
I prefer the feeling of lying between their thighs as I'm moving in and out of 'em.
Ya, probably true if you don't encounter a star fish which many of these girls are. I'm not arguing though, I'm just stunned that there are men who actually are not fans of the world wide BJ club. If you are getting half ass BJs, here are some tips to make your session more pleasurable next time, pass on the better ones to your dates.

http://www.enlargebreastguide.com/fellatio.html

Twice Divorced
01-22-09, 07:23
I would say that a decent BJ is often superior to FS for 5 main reasons:
Gamahucher, I can respect that. However, in the same way that we differ in our preferences for looks and body styles, we differ in our sexual style preferences as well.

Twice Divorced
01-22-09, 07:25
Ya, probably true if you don't encounter a star fish which many of these girls are. I'm not arguing though, I'm just stunned that there are men who actually are not fans of the world wide BJ club. If you are getting half ass BJs, here are some tips to make your session more pleasurable next time, pass on the better ones to your dates.

http://www.enlargebreastguide.com/fellatio.html

I've only been in town a few days now but haven't had any problems with the star fish yet.

Twice Divorced
01-22-09, 07:28
Here are 5 more:

Pussies aren’t as pretty as faces;
Pussies don’t have tongues;
Pussies can’t kiss;
Pussies can’t suck;
Pussies don’t swallow.

Then you haven't had some of the pussy I've had. I had one talking to me last night. (Just a joke)

M P Lurker
01-22-09, 08:54
Here are 5 more:

Pussies aren’t as pretty as faces;
Pussies don’t have tongues;
Pussies can’t kiss;
Pussies can’t suck;
Pussies don’t swallow.
Amusing.
But some pussies are very pretty, and may even be prettier than the face of some girls LOL.
Yes I know I can shut my eyes during BJ.
Some pussies can squeeze and suck.
Pussies can be kissed and more healthy to kiss than mouths.

But I enjoy mouth kissing immensely and can do that concurrently with screwing, but not at same time as BJ unless I have two girls. So do like to have two girls for BJ session more so than just one. They can swap and one can lick balls or kiss while other is doing BJ.

Based on some blowjob shots in the photo gallery, the face can be an ugly turnoff. We have seen some very ugly messy pussy too.

What is this warped fasination by guys with swallowing?
I want all you guys to try drinking your own cum first, and realise how it stinks and presumably tastes bad, before asking girls to swallow. I would never do that of course.

It impresses me that a girl is will to do CIM to please her man but whther she wants to swallow or quietly spit it out is certainly her own business. I do DATY on girls that taste nice (or essentially no taste). But I soon get turned off doing it for girls who taste bad.

Are you BJ enthusiasts, just receivers of service, or do you service the girls too?

Lastly, sex is a valuable means of getting some fun aerobic exercise for me helping to keep the weight down by having a couple of extended sessions per day.
If I do just BJ sessions, my weight will go back on the increase, or I need to replace with boring running.

Daddy07
01-22-09, 10:32
...What is this warped fasination by guys with swallowing? I want all you guys to try drinking your own cum first, and realise how it stinks and presumably tastes bad, before asking girls to swallow. I would never do that of course..
We've been over this before. In a word, swallowing is 'erotic.' I wouldn't dream of insisting, (I don't even insist on CIM), but it sure is a turn on when the lady does it on her own, bless her heart. And, I don't know what it tastes like, (I've heard it has a distinctly salty flavor), but I'm sure it doesn't stink, (at least mine doesn't). Some lucky girls have told me I taste great! :D


Are you BJ enthusiasts, just receivers of service, or do you service the girls too?...
Oh, yeah, I forgot the most important reason why BBBJ's are better than FS:

Pussies don't accept limp dicks.

When I was a young stud like you, I could keep a hard on forever, but now it's not so easy, especially when a condom is necessary. When the condom goes on the dick goes down. Thankfully, BBBJ's don't require condoms so the dick can go up and down without problems. I can actually ask the girl to "suck it up" and she knows exactly what to do.

Of course, if the girl is pretty and has a pretty sweet smelling pussy, I like nothing better than pleasing her with my mouth until she cums hard in my face. I don't swallow either, but still get the taste -- a distinctly salty flavor usually. :)

Twice Divorced
01-22-09, 15:03
I would say that a decent BJ is often superior to FS for 5 main reasons:

1. There are few sensations equal to sliding in and out of a wet and willing mouth whilst looking down and into a pair of smouldering eyes. Fuck me, even typing these lines is giving me a hard on.

2. There is the control element, whether you are conscious of it or not. The guy feels the wicked power and control thing of the forbidden delight and fucking that female organ that has given him so much grief and earache in the past ... there I said it;). Similarly the women also gets a power buzz from holding his oh so precious tool so close to those sharp and vicious little incisors.

3. If she will allow it, the happy culminating event takes place, not out of sight into a glorified rubber balloon (or not as the case may be) but out in the open in glorious and dripping technicolor. Even better and see reason 2 above, if she take it in the mouth and swallows. Power overload.

4. Many guys are lazy. A BJ gets the job done without all that sweaty exercise :D. Also, for guys who are elderly or have health problems, it may be the only way he can get off.

5. With a professional sex worker, there is much less chance of contracting an STD and virtually no chance of HIV.

These are the main reasons, I think, why many guys prefer a BJ to FS. There may be others.

I'm simply going to second Mick Licker's comments.

Cunning Stunt
01-22-09, 17:11
yours might taste stinky and bad but mine tastes like the ambrosia of the gods with very little taste at all and certainly not salty!

how do i know? because i've tasted my own seed. before the sensitive wussies amongst you scream and run away with your hands covering your delicate little shell like appendages, what is the problem with that? have you never accidentally cut yourself and licked the wound? what is the difference? its is my own body fluids for fuck sake and as sure as hell is not going to give me any infectious diseases. so i've drank my own blood, [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) and semen and why should i be ashamed of that? have yet to eat my own shit except in a metaphorical sense:d.

and i would hardly be so hypocritical to expect a girl to taste what i was too prissy to taste myself. what kind of man would that be?

as daddy says, nothing hardens a limp dick faster than a bit of lingual stimulation.

also consider that many girls prefer and come quicker and more easily with an expertly applied male tongue than any other appendage.

M P Lurker
01-22-09, 19:08
its is my own body fluids for fuck sake and as sure as hell is not going to give me any infectious diseases. so i've drank my own blood, [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) and semen and why should i be ashamed of that? have yet to eat my own shit except in a metaphorical sense:d.

sorry if the discussion is boring some, but i do try to understand other mongers as well as the girls to some extent.

you got it in one. some body fluids weren't mean't for oral consumption. snot is another that can be eaten, but spitting it out seems a better plan to me.

some guys find pissing on another person or being pissed on as erotic. not me. i put come swallowing into a lesser category, but slightly warped.
then there are the cum on face splooge merchants that are clearly into degrading women. maybe i'm just too old to understand all this hard-core porn shit.

i'm all for mutually enjoyable activities.
sure the girl swallow if she rerally thinks its got good vitamins but its not going to turn anyone on at all. after all you just shot your load. is it going to stay hard just vbecause she swallowed.

i am a voyeur but i like to see something beatiful. a naked girl may be beautiful or may not. if not, i probably wouldn't bother. its hard to sse how swallowing messy gluey stuff is beautiful.

Firedsup
01-22-09, 20:09
Alright mick licker I am probably to old for this other shit also, give me pussy fucking and a BJ anytime day or night. I am not not going to shit or [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on anyone, unless you shit or [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on me then you might get fucked.

As far as bodily fluids some are ment to enjoy others not, such as the fluids that are dripping from a pussy after you have had your lunch and it is so wet that you slide in easy.

Well this conversation can be brought up in any part of the world to all of you I say good luck and happy hunting

Pita123
01-22-09, 20:21
I had a FGF a few years ago who I recently found out doesn't enjoy performing BJs. It was a surprise to me because she gives the best BJs you'll ever experience and she would let me CIM and she'd swallow and keep on going for 2-3 mins after I'd shot. I always warn the girl that she needs to stop so I don't CIM but if she's willing then I'd prefer that she continues after I shoot since I become quite sensitive after the shot. Whether she swallows or not doesn't matter to me but if she does swallow then she'll be able to continue the BJ for much longer.

Bloodstock
01-23-09, 00:56
Thank you. I don't know if the summer will be your first time here, but you'll have a blast.No, it'll be my second time to Pattaya (and LOS), although the first time I only went there really briefly with my, at that time, GF. And as you can imagine, that didn't really give much room for exploration of all the wonderful, sleazy joints. And taking advantage of the great abundance of some of the best things Thailand has to offer.

Daddy07
01-23-09, 02:48
...Its hard to sse how swallowing messy gluey stuff is beautiful.
We could argue endlessly the pros and cons of sexual preferences between consenting adults, which span the gamut from anal to zoo, and explore the mysterious psychological realm of dominance and submission. In the final analysis, what is erotic to one might be disgusting to another for reasons which are difficult to comprehend, much less explain.

I’ve always thought, for example, that anal sex is disgusting and consequently have never poked my dick into an asshole. So how can I explain the fact that I have poked my TONGUE into one? I can’t explain that one even to myself. I came across a girl who was so fucking hot I just had to lick her ass. It was extremely erotic and gave me a raging hard on.

Conclusion: It’s never logical but all psychological.

Cunning Stunt
01-23-09, 03:03
maybe i'm just too old to understand all this hard-core porn shit.



no problem with being a one trick pony. some mongers are unadventurous creatures of habit who keep returning to the same old places and doing the same old things. nothing wrong with that. others view p4p as a way to push out the bounds of their sexuality and enjoy sensations and forbidden pleasures that are unavailable astride the missus, back home. the majority fall somewhere in between.

i am fine with any activity that doesn't involve real pain (hers or mine), ****, dumb animals or chicks with dicks (not my scene although i know that they are one of the forbidden pleasures that attract many mongers to thailand). most everything else i have tried and enjoyed and carry on doing or didn't and don't.

i would have thought, as a champion of the diverse pleasures and delights of tulip, that you of all people would be a little more prurient. somehow i doubt that, when offered the willing mouth and delicious arse of the likes of yok, that you opt instead for a quick missionary fuck and a game of tiddleywinks. but who knows - whatever turns your crank!

Warbucks
01-23-09, 03:30
sorry if the discussion is boring some, but i do try to understand other mongers as well as the girls to some extent.

you got it in one. some body fluids weren't mean't for oral consumption. snot is another that can be eaten, but spitting it out seems a better plan to me.



i love a good blow by a highly-skilled/motivated woman and it is always requested by me in one of my mongering destinations dubai where it not always available (african women). anal i am a big fan but mick you got my vote on the topic at hand. not going to go into reasons why… (after i had to dish out a couple of rep001hing attacks on the one of the political threads i am getting out of the arguing on the isg business.)

on another note one thing i noticed that guys who are down in the depths with this mongering are guys no other member has ever met in person. they are reclusive but i wonder is because they are just that way or deep down inside they know what they are doing is bizarre in some ways sadistic :confused:

take sleazy

Cunning Stunt
01-23-09, 03:40
You post so much that maybe you should employ a continuity girl. Are you the same Mick Licker who posted a hardcore series of pix with a SOL girl. Correct me if wrong but is not their speciality BBBJ with messy CIM. Sounds like a BJ aficionado to me.

Belmont
01-23-09, 04:08
Made me laugh!

I am not not going to shit or [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on anyone, unless you shit or [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on me then you might get fucked.

Twice Divorced
01-23-09, 20:25
No, it'll be my second time to Pattaya (and LOS), although the first time I only went there really briefly with my, at that time, GF. And as you can imagine, that didn't really give much room for exploration of all the wonderful, sleazy joints. And taking advantage of the great abundance of some of the best things Thailand has to offer.

Well, good for you. They always say never make plans before arriving and I agree with that suggestion. But, one thing I would say is at least move around and don't let yourself get stuck in one or two bars. I just had a great fuck by a girl I picked up in a bar that, were it not for the circumstances, I would never have stopped in. I'll be reporting on it soon.

Twice Divorced
01-24-09, 03:43
January 23rd
It is now Friday, January 23, 2009. I slept last night like I’ve slept every other night, an hour here and an hour and a half there. I left the hotel this morning about 7:30 am to search for a place to eat. I stopped at a place on Beach Rd just past McDonalds. I meant to get the name of the place and forgot, but I saw a few falang (or is it farang?) sitting so I figured the food couldn’t be too bad. I had a cheese omelot with 2 pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee for 88baht. Obviously the price seemed good but it just wasn’t enough to fill me up. Granted, I could have had another serving, however, I didn’t have enough in small bills or change. So, I was grateful to be able to get what I got at that time of the morning.

On a separate, but related, note, newbies may want to be aware when they come here that small bills and change are a bit difficult to keep on hand. What I’ve realized is that so many things here are inexpensive and therefore you are constantly paying in small bills and coins, which means that you are constantly running out of them. It is a bit difficult to pay with larger bills as many merchants will say they have no change, whether they actually do or not. And, unfortunately, many of the ATM’s seem to dispense only the larger (1,000 baht) notes. If I am wrong about this, could someone please correct me and inform us newbies which ATM’s do dispense bills smaller than 1,000 baht notes.

I made my way back to the hotel and recalled that overnight, when I was looking for information on places to eat and maps, I came across a post that mentioned a store on Central Pattaya Rd. I went back in search the post so that I could credit the poster but, for the life of me, I haven’t been able to find it. The poster mentioned to head down this road in the direction of Beach Rd and the store would be the second from the end on the left side. I jumped on my scooter and headed off.

One of the things I love about traveling is not only being able to screw beautiful women (remember now, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I admit I don’t see so well sometimes) but also being able to explore my surroundings. What’s frustrating is that even if you get a good map, more often than not many of the roads/streets are not marked and, if they are, are certainly not noticeable. I say this so that for anyone who decides to search out Central Pattaya Rd, be aware that I didn’t notice a street sign. There is, however, a signal light at the intersection (one of the few on 2nd Rd).
I arrived at the store
and purchased this map.

I think that there are much better maps available on the various forums that identify the places we’re interested in, i.e., bars, restaurants, and hotels but, either we don’t have access to printers or, when we do, the font is so small once printed that you wouldn’t be able to read it.

Just before 11:00 am I decided to stop in at Secrets to see what might be happening at this time of day, have a little snack, and taste test their Bloody Mary’s. No one but the staff were there when I arrived, but I ordered my drink (had 2) and chicken wings. Bill came to 530 baht. I returned to my hotel and just hung out front, again, watching the world go by.

About 2:00 pm another hotel guest, his girl, and I headed out on a bike ride over to Jomtien. I really appreciated his offer to go as it was one of the areas I wanted to explore and was planning to go on my own. The map makes it look fairly simple but I’m sure I would have gotten lost along the way. It was a nice leisurely ride but, unfortunately I didn’t get to make mental notes of landmarks as I was too busy watching traffic and trying to follow him. We first went up to the hill where I’m not sure why I didn’t get a few pic’s but I did get a couple from another location after leaving the hill. Then we headed over to the road that runs along Jomtien beach, stopping at this little restaurant. I had crab legs and rice for 350 baht, and a Singha beer, but don’t recall its price. After eating we returned to the hotel where I texted a BM about getting together, and took a nap in anticipation of tonight’s events. I was feeling Soi 7&8 tonight.

I awoke about 7:oo pm and gathered myself together and sat out in front of the hotel sipping a beer as I layed out my plans for the evening in my mind. While sitting there an Arab guy came along and, I shit you not, asked me if I was Arab. WTF?? I of course told him no, but asked why. He said he was looking for an Iranian restaurant and I told him I couldn’t help him. I think I’m starting to understand why I get nasty looks occasionally.

I left the hotel about 8:30 pm, I believe, and jumped on a baht bus heading for Soi 8. I assume most of us have heard or read the suggestions that we not make plans when coming to Pattaya. I guess that includes even short term plans as well. My plan was to go to Soi 8 and, if nothing were happening there back-track to Soi 7 and, again, if nothing were happening there, go to Soi 6 and look for drunk girl from 2 or 3 nights before as I was told she worked in Kiss Kool. I had decided to bring only 20 baht in coins with me, partly because that was all I would need and, partly, because that’s all I had in coins; 10 for the ride down to the Soi 8,7,6 area, and 10 for the ride back to the Walking St area. Well, things weren’t going to work quite as well as I had intended. I was to find out that Soi 6 wasn’t as close to Soi’s 7 & 8 as I had thought it was. I paid the first ten baht and was off. Here are a few pic’s I took along my journey. As you can see, Second Rd. was pretty busy. I assume in part because it was a Friday night, but also in large part because of the new Mall. (I don’t recall its name but it’s been mentioned on the board before) All of a sudden I see the sign for Soi 8 and asked a woman sitting if she would ring the buzzer for me. She may have been European and, apparently didn’t speak English. Finally, a Thai girl rang the buzzer and I was let off just past Soi 7, and had to walk back to Soi 8.

I was a bit disappointed as Soi 8 didn’t seem to be as lively as I thought it might be, and I didn’t recall having read or heard of any of the bars whose names I saw. I figured it was no problem since I still had Soi’s 7 & 6 to go. I walked up Soi 7, heading in the direction of Second Rd, and tried not to look as if I had never been in the area before. Soi 7 was a bit busier than Soi 8, but I just didn’t get the vibe I was looking for. Maybe my newly adopted Arabic heritage? Oh well. I still had Soi 6 and I had been there before, had a good time, and even got laid.

I turned the corner on to Second Rd for the short (boy, was I wrong) walk to Soi 6 and realized I was approaching Central Pattaya Rd. WTF? Where’s Soi 6? I guess I should have bothered to take a look at the damned map I bought earlier. I figured Soi 6 was probably just on the other side of Central Pattaya Rd and I’d be there shortly, so I continued on, and continued on, and continued on. As I was about to give up I glance to the other side of the road and saw a sign that said Soi 5. I was starting to wonder if I was in the Twilight Zone. How in hell could I have missed Soi 6 as I was watching intently for the sign? Okay, Calico, hold yourself together, I thought. Maybe this is just one of those flaws in road design and planning. I decided screw it, I’ll just jump on a baht bus and ride it around to Beach Rd and catch Soi 6 from there. I’ll be damned if within 1 ½ blocks after jumping on the baht bus we come across Soi 6. So, fellas, if you’re planning on getting out into some of these areas, study a map very well and don’t be put off if things don’t seem to be going the way you think they should.

I jumped off the bus and strolled along Soi 6 looking for Kiss Kool. Along the way there was no mention of “hey, hello hansum man”. Talk about a deflated ego. After walking almost the full length of Soi 6 I see the sign for Kiss Kool. The girls that sat outside looked about as tired as I was. I stepped inside and took a quick look amongst the few girls who were there and didn’t see “drunk girl” and decided to move on. I guess Soi’s 6,7,and 8 just weren’t meant to be tonight.

No big deal, I decided, I’ll just head back over to the Walking St area where I’m guaranteed to find my fun. But wait, I didn’t have any more coins and the smallest bill I had was a 500 baht note. So, I continued with my unexpected marathon and headed down Beach Rd. Realizing that there was no way in hell I was going to walk all the way to Walking St, I figured I could stop at a bar somewhere, have a couple of drinks and, hopefully, get the 10 baht (or even 20) I would need to hop a baht bus. This is when I came across a beer bar complex whose name I never did get, but I ended up in Jinny’s beer bar and sat for a drink. I certainly had no intention of BF’ing from here but the waitress, who was by no means a glamour queen, turned out to be really sweet and a hell of a lot of fun. We sat and talked for quite a while, playing the dice game and, at one point, the cashier asked me if I was going to take lady wit me. Oh, hell, why not, I thought. She wasn’t pretty (and I imagine she may have thought the same thing about me) but she had a hell of a fun spirit about her. She kept mentioning to me that she was shy but after a few tequilas in her she opened up pretty well.
We returned to my hotel and needless to say, we had fun.

LittleBigMan
01-24-09, 03:59
T.D.

When I need small bills, this is what I do at the ATM. On the first try I just ask for 500 baht withdraw this way I small bills or do a 1,000 baht draw only. Then I go for the bigger draw which dispense the 1,000 baht.. The charge all come out the same in the wash. Also like all the locals you need change go into any 7/11 store and buy something small and give them a 1,000 baht note. When I need change on the spot I go into a 7/11 and buy 2 1-2 call cards and hand them a 1,000 baht note. They have pretty of cash.

LBM

Twice Divorced
01-24-09, 05:22
T.D.

When I need small bills, this is what I do at the ATM. On the first try I just ask for 500 baht withdraw this way I small bills or do a 1,000 baht draw only. Then I go for the bigger draw which dispense the 1,000 baht.. The charge all come out the same in the wash. Also like all the locals you need change go into any 7/11 store and buy something small and give them a 1,000 baht note. When I need change on the spot I go into a 7/11 and buy 2 1-2 call cards and hand them a 1,000 baht note. They have pretty of cash.

LBM

LBM, thanks for the pointers. I was out last night and purchased various things and payed each and every time with a 1k note. I've got quite a bit of change today but how long it will last is anybody's guess right now. Again, thanks.

Primo Bolan
01-24-09, 10:37
Nice report!

Italy 1974
01-24-09, 15:34
Twice Divorced,

I hope you left 12 baht as tip.

Italy 1974

David 2
01-24-09, 20:04
January 23rd

On a separate, but related, note, newbies may want to be aware when they come here that small bills and change are a bit difficult to keep on hand. What I’ve realized is that so many things here are inexpensive and therefore you are constantly paying in small bills and coins, which means that you are constantly running out of them. It is a bit difficult to pay with larger bills as many merchants will say they have no change, whether they actually do or not. And, unfortunately, many of the ATM’s seem to dispense only the larger (1,000 baht) notes. If I am wrong about this, could someone please correct me and inform us newbies which ATM’s do dispense bills smaller than 1,000 baht notes.Great report TD.

Any one of the hundreds of currency exchanges will happily break down any of your bills for you at no charge. Most of them are open from about 10:00 to about 21:00.

Keep up the fine reports.

I'm looking forward to reading more of them!

Street Sleuth
01-24-09, 21:16
TD...

Had to laugh at some parts of your report (not laughing at you, but about what you wrote).

The road sign situation - its downright retarded. Been here for awhile, so I now know the roads - but that's the only way. For whatever reason, they mark the Sois, but don't mark major roads (2nd, 3rd, South/Central/North etc).

I've also made the same exact mistake (walked forever to get to Soi 6, walked right past it to Soi 5....). It doesn't help that the Sois are about 4 feet wide - not what we are used to recognizing as a 'road'.

As for being recognized as an Arab - this would be due to your Italian heritage.....I also regularly get taken for being an Arab, Turk, or, if I'm lucky, Italian....and I am none of those. If you think you had it bad - try bumping around Eastern Europe, and being taken for an Arab (Russians hate Arabs with a passion). I, and occasional Italian friends, often were refused entry to clubs - 'no turks allowed'. Showing your passport rarely helped - Russians are generally retarded.

Dickhead
01-24-09, 22:04
While sitting there an Arab guy came along and, I shit you not, asked me if I was Arab. WTF?? I of course told him no, but asked why. He said he was looking for an Iranian restaurant and I told him I couldn’t help him. I think I’m starting to understand why I get nasty looks occasionally.

Iranians (Persians) are not Arabs. Turks aren't Arabs either.

Italy 1974
01-24-09, 23:39
TD,

As for being recognized as an Arab. This would be due to your Italian heritage. I also regularly get taken for being an Arab, Turk, or, if I'm lucky, Italian. And I am none of those. If you think you had it bad. Try bumping around Eastern Europe, and being taken for an Arab (Russians hate Arabs with a passion). I, and occasional Italian friends, often were refused entry to clubs. 'no turks allowed'. Showing your passport rarely helped. Russians are generally retarded.How many stupid stereotypes in a single message.

Just wondering who is really retarded.

PS: my mother is from Switzerland, my father is from Italy. One of my grandfathers was from Russia.

Italy 1974

Twice Divorced
01-25-09, 02:08
Nice report!

Thank you. Nice to know it's appreciated.

Twice Divorced
01-25-09, 02:12
TD...
As for being recognized as an Arab - this would be due to your Italian heritage......

Hmm? I'm not Italian.

I've wondered at what point I might be restricted from entering a club as well since I've heard it happens here. Hasn't happened yet, knock on wood.

Twice Divorced
01-25-09, 02:14
Iranians (Persians) are not Arabs. Turks aren't Arabs either.

Thanks for pointing that out. I honestly wasn't aware of that.

Horatio
01-25-09, 06:29
twice divorced,

I enjoyed your report.

Street Sleuth
01-25-09, 08:12
Hmm? I'm not Italian.

I've wondered at what point I might be restricted from entering a club as well since I've heard it happens here. Hasn't happened yet, knock on wood.

LOL - don't know how I picked up that you were Italian, must have bungled it up with something I read elsewhere.

As for being restricted entrance to a club in Pattaya - I'd be surprised if it happened - foreigners/tourists are the bread and butter here - you (and your money) will be welcome just about everywhere here. The entrance refusals I've gotten were in Eastern Europe, where they don't give a rat's ass about tourists...

Street Sleuth
01-25-09, 08:18
Iranians (Persians) are not Arabs. Turks aren't Arabs either.

No, but Arabs sometimes eat at Iranian restaurants. Turks sometimes do too.

You think it sucks having to explain to an American (I guess that's where he's from) that Persians are not Arabs, try explaining to Russians that Americans are not Turks :)

Twice Divorced
01-25-09, 15:56
As for being restricted entrance to a club in Pattaya - I'd be surprised if it happened ...

It hasn't happened yet, though I have gotten some nasty looks from some Thais who I assume might think I'm Arab, but I've certainly heard that it happens.

Twice Divorced
01-25-09, 15:57
twice divorced,

I enjoyed your report.

Thank you, and there's more to come.

Twice Divorced
01-25-09, 16:05
January 24th
It was a real slow day today. I was feeling a bit tired and run down, and was starting to feel like I might be coming down with a cold so, with the exception of running out to Tuk.com for a new charger for a new phone I got, I hung out at the hotel all day. Feeling tired but a little guilty for not catching up with a BM on my first couple of days I texted him sometime in the afternoon and let him know I’d be available that evening if he’d like to get together. He replied that there was going to be a party at Catz later that night and I let him know I’d see him then. It wouldn’t hurt to have a couple of beers and exchange some pleasantries, and retire to the room for a good nights rest.
My intentions were to lie down for a nap about 5 pm and catch a bit of sleep for the evenings’ festivities. Unfortunately, it was at this point that I needed to go to Tuk.com as when I retired to my room I decided to charge my cell and, not thinking, plugged it directly into the 240v outlet and fried the damned thing. Luckily it was only the charger damaged and not the cell.
I was aware that Tuk.com was somewhere on South Pattaya Rd., though I wasn’t exactly sure where. I did recall, however, that some time ago someone had posted a picture of it showing its location at what appeared to me to be a fairly busy intersection. Well, it’s not. I had traveled so far down South Pattaya Rd that I no longer saw any falang around and decided that it might be a good idea to turn around. Luckily, in doing so, I finally ran across Tuk.com. What I had always thought was a fairly busy intersection turned out to be about the size of an alley. Well, at least I’m accumulating many a memory for when I get too old to even remember.
I returned to my hotel and lied down and, after about 30 minutes, I realized that I was probably not going to get to sleep for some time and my concern with that was that I’d probably end up oversleeping and miss another chance to meet up with the BM later that evening. So, I decided to get up and order some dinner through WOW, (what a great service) and, later, fight off sleep as best as I could.
After having dinner I sat around shooting the shit with some of the hotel guests when one of them mentioned something about taking Vitamin B shots. I asked him what the purpose was and he mentioned that it helps to provide energy and alertness. Hell, I was tired and needed a boost so I decided to run across the street to the pharmacy and inquire about it. Christ, you would have thought I asked for some crack! The woman at the counter started grilling me about why I wanted it (to energize myself), when it was I last had the shot (never), and how I heard about it (from my friends across the street). I finally went to a back room and, for 200 baht (though she originally quoted me 150), took the needle in the ass.
I returned to the hotel and, surprisingly, after about 45 minutes I actually started feeling a bit perkier. At this point I went to my room and showered, got dressed, and texted the BM to tell him I was on my way. He replied that he was presently at Babydolls and we would meet at Catz. He was to be wearing a blue shirt and with a girl in tow. I arrived at Catz, took a seat, and waited for him to arrive. As I sipped my beer I looked around and saw someone with a darker blue shirt, and another guy in a really light blue shirt and wondered if either of the gentlemen was him, but assumed that he was still in Babydolls so I waited. After about 10 minutes a fella walked in with a light blue shirt on, along with a young lady, so I waited a couple minutes and walked over to introduce myself. I approached him with my hand outstretched and said “Is your name ****”. He said yes, and I told him it was good to meet him. He looked a bit puzzled and asked if he knew me from somewhere. I said possibly from ****, but he said he’d never been there. I said :Well no problem, but it was a good thing you texted me about wearing your blue shirt”. He said “I don’t know what you’re talking about, mate”. It was then I realized that I had the wrong person. Light blue shirt, same name, but wrong guy. Another Twilight Zone moment.
I decided to pay bar and stop in at FLB

Some pic’s of Walking St

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=109030&stc=1



and figured **** would be in Catz when I returned. FLB was a bit slow but I had a couple of beers and played the dice game, which I’m really becoming to enjoy playing. I asked about Martin so I could introduce myself and say hell but was told he was out at the moment. I payed my tab and headed back over to Catz.
While walking over to Catz I texted BM **** and he said that he was there and was sitting in the back. Arriving I headed to the rear of the place and asked if anyone knew someone by the name of ****, and was told that he was behind me. I turned and introduced myself and got a blank stare in return. I apologized and was told that there was another customer sitting at the next table over whose name was also ****. So, I ask him if his name was **** and he said yes, to which I replied “my name is ****. Nice to meet you, he said. BINGO!!!! I told him, shit, you’re one of the guys who was sitting here earlier when I first walked in. I just assumed he wasn’t going to be here when I arrived.
Some pic’s in Catz
To make a long story short, we spent the next couple of hours or so sharing several drinks and chatting it up. I was introduced to the owner of Catz, Robert (a real character and a hell of a nice guy) as well as Adam from Cherry Bar who actually came over and introduced himself to me. Another pleasant guy as well. By the end of the evening I was feeling pretty good and, although I hadn’t intended to stay out this long and drink so much, much less BF, I ended up with a really nice looking dancer who Robert recommended and, damn, was he right.
The unlucky lady
Although I normally don’t do LT, I had a feeling I was going to need to spend a bit of time with this one. I don’t recall her name, but, I’ll be back. In fact, I was a bit surprised that Catz had quite a few TG’s who were quite my type as far as body styles. So, did you hear that, Robert? I’ll be back.


P.S. Sorry, guys. I attempted to post some photos along with this report but, for some reason it would allow me to only post one within the text of the report. Maybe I'm doing something wrong.

Bonzo1
01-25-09, 19:24
Have fun with this one gents (if you like)!

Next month a few buddies and I are heading to the LOS for some much needed R&R. A few of us have been before, some of us haven't. I have, and have read this forum thoroughly over the years, so I know all the basic ropes. Here's my info/idea request:

If you have a budget of say USD 5000 to 10,000 for a couple good nights out (5 people) in BKK and/or Pattaya, and were looking to create a "once in a lifetime" type experience (s), how would you spend it?

Feel free to think way out of the box. Also doesn't entirely need to involve sex (though doesn't need to exclude it either), nor does the idea need to spend the entire budget. I'm looking more for creativity and memorability here.

I'll report back on what we ended up doing, how it went, and what other ideas I got from this.

Thanks in advance!

-B-

Mimonger
01-25-09, 22:46
How long will you be there for? And is this $5-$10k just what your spending, or all of you combined? I am thinking if I spent $5K-$10k... I might not ever be the same again... :) M&M

Bonzo1
01-25-09, 23:33
I'll be there for a while. I was thinking $5k - $10k for the group for one or two nights of very high quality girls (legit model level), plenty of them, and including something really unique/interest (staying on a private island, lesbian stuff, photo sessions, etc.).

Money's not an issue for our group...but of course I realize for $1000 or even a lot less the 4 to 5 of us can tear up the town (and we'll be doing that as well, believe me)! This night or two nights would be a special thing (and also a schmoozing thing for business purposes).

The more, and the more creative, ideas I can get the better!

Thanks,

-B-


How long will you be there for? And is this $5-$10k just what your spending, or all of you combined? I am thinking if I spent $5K-$10k... I might not ever be the same again... :) M&M

Horatio
01-25-09, 23:47
I dont think I would want anything crazy the first time I went there. If money wasnt much of a concern, I would think a nice hotel, and pretty girls would be enough. For anyone who hasnt been there before that should be pretty memorable.

Jet69
01-25-09, 23:53
Twice divorced. I too had some serious issues with sleeping in Pattaya. I ended up going to a pharmacy and asking for some sleeping pills. I got the generic form of Ambien. And slept like a baby. Just be careful. Don't take one and then drink!

The sleep aid is also very helpful on those long flights

Last, make sure you are alone in the pharmacy when you ask for something without a prescription. They don't want to get turned in for selling to you without one.

Sleep well and thanks for the reports!

Bonzo1
01-26-09, 00:08
To each his own, but I'm polling for cool and interesting ideas. Also, as I mentioned, several of us have been there plenty of times. We're looking to "wow" those who haven't and at the same time provide something new and different and memorable for ourselves.



I dont think I would want anything crazy the first time I went there. If money wasnt much of a concern, I would think a nice hotel, and pretty girls would be enough. For anyone who hasnt been there before that should be pretty memorable.

LittleBigMan
01-26-09, 03:18
That's translate into somewhere around 175,00-350,00 baht. I couldn't even fathom that kind of spending. So sorry can't help you! But good luck and have a great time whatever you are looking for?

LBM

Juan73
01-26-09, 04:24
That's translate into somewhere around 175,00-350,00 baht. I couldn't even fathom that kind of spending. So sorry can't help you! But good luck and have a great time whatever you are looking for?

LBMThat's lot of bahts. I was wondering what all you guys doing for living? I see posters going to 4-12 weeks at a time to pattaya and I can barely go for 7-10 days at most. Flying from U.S. costs few grands and the cost really add up. Finally I am planning to go for a total of 9 days and after subtracting plane time from Texas I am talking about barely 7 days. Is this first trip to pattya consiting of mere 7 days and using several thousands dollars ($4000-5000) worth it?

Thanks for your advice.

Twice Divorced
01-26-09, 04:40
January 25th

Nothing to report today. I woke up the morning of the 24th feeling as if I was coming down with a cold. I knew I shouldn't have gone out that evening but I did anyway. Well, now I'm paying for it. So. I just sat around the hotel all say and went to bed early. I'm going to go to the pharmacy and see about getting some meds and rest for the next couple of days/nights.

NicFrenchy
01-26-09, 05:20
one or two nights of very high quality girls (legit model level), plenty of them, and including something really unique/interest (staying on a private island, lesbian stuff, photo sessions, etc.).

My guess is that Very high Quality will be quasi impossible to find in Pattaya.

Run Mann
01-26-09, 05:37
With the kind of disposable dough you have to dish out you can easily have a great time. Escorts and booking and Business clubs are popping up all over Pattaya, you'll find top quality girls in many of them but there's no guarantee as to how they will perform.


To each his own, but I'm polling for cool and interesting ideas. Also, as I mentioned, several of us have been there plenty of times. We're looking to "wow" those who haven't and at the same time provide something new and different and memorable for ourselves.

Street Sleuth
01-26-09, 07:59
Rent a sailboat, bring freinds and

- crew of hottest girls you can find (will need to scour a few go-gos, cherry pick the best from each)

- caterer

- lots of condoms

- someone who knows how to sail

You'd have to pay the girls extra - most don't swim, and shy away from anything smaller than a ferry, but it appears you're willing to splurge....

Almost any restaurant would be willing to try and provide an on-board catering service - but I suppose there must be some legit catering services around. Whoever charters the boat may have some ideas.

Opebo
01-26-09, 09:33
Bonzo, given the economic situation I'd say the cleverest move would be to get a nice girl from the Beach Road for $15, stay in a $15 hotel, and stuff the other $4,970 to $9,970 under your mattress. (by that I mean your mattress back home, not the one with the hooker on it.

But if you are a true high roller I'd say hunting a human is considered the highest luxury, at least according to some bad movies I've seen.

Italy 1974
01-26-09, 10:25
Hi Bonzo,

My suggestion is (if you put quality over everything) to stay in Bangkok.

The first idea that came to my mind is to rent a luxury apartment in Bangkok and organize a long party (I. E. Starting around 5 PM and going on until the mornign after).

You can organize a nice catering and buy plenty of drinks.

You can rent a group of girls picking them up among the lineups of Eden Club and/or Tulip so that both quality and sexual skills fileds would be covered.

Please let me know when you are in town. We can ahve a beer and a good talk togheter.

Regards,

Italy 1974






Have fun with this one gents (if you like)!

Next month a few buddies and I are heading to the LOS for some much needed R&R. A few of us have been before, some of us haven't. I have, and have read this forum thoroughly over the years, so I know all the basic ropes. Here's my info/idea request:

If you have a budget of say USD 5000 to 10,000 for a couple good nights out (5 people) in BKK and/or Pattaya, and were looking to create a "once in a lifetime" type experience (s), how would you spend it?

Feel free to think way out of the box. Also doesn't entirely need to involve sex (though doesn't need to exclude it either), nor does the idea need to spend the entire budget. I'm looking more for creativity and memorability here.

I'll report back on what we ended up doing, how it went, and what other ideas I got from this.

Thanks in advance!

-B-

The Middleman
01-26-09, 13:37
a budget of say USD 5000 to 10,000 for a couple good nights -Don't get mugged or coned.

NicFrenchy
01-26-09, 15:18
Hi Bonzo,

My suggestion is (if you put quality over everything) to stay in Bangkok.

I totally agree. Forget Pattaya.

Bonzo1
01-26-09, 19:56
Thanks folks for the ideas. Renting a boat and/or renting a penthouse/suite and having a bash are both top notch suggestions.

Appreciate also your telling me to focus on BKK (rather than Pattaya). Any specific ideas for bang up night and unique night in BKK? Has anyone tried G-clubs? Anything special we could do there?

I'm presently thinking about two nights - one as a private party on boat or large hotel suite, and another perhaps at a G-club or renting out a gogo just for ourselves (and perhaps a few of you guys, if you'd be interested in joining). Still just kicking all this around, so appreciate and/all creative ideas.

PS - not meaning to offend anyone by "flaunting" our budget. We simply would like to know about some "high-roller" options. Frankly I also very much enjoy Thailand's many cheaper options, and do those 95%+ of the time. Anyway, no offense intended to anyone - I do realize this is a lot of money to spend on a night of fun in Thailand, but for perspective keep in mind that it's a drop in the bucket compared to a first class plane ticket (nearly $20k USD each person) from USA to Thailand.


I totally agree. Forget Pattaya.

Pimpmaster
01-26-09, 23:21
Hi Bonzo1,

Hope the pleasure to perpare is almost as fun, as to enjoy it then.

Renting a boat sounds like a nice idea. If I would already have my sailor's patent I would offer you my services as captain

Personaly I would then combine it with an excursion to a smaller, inhabbited island for "bbq and nude beach party" with some nice girls. Heard once about some smaller, nice island in the area of Pattaya where you could do such a thing.

Just also an idea in the area of "non- sex" but certainly memorizable:

If you stay in Bangkok, reserve a table for the Sky Restaurant (Baiyoke II Tower on the 79th floor).

Awfull expensive restaurant. For Thailand. Still very reasonable for quality, exclusivity and location compared to European/US prices of comparable restaurants (approx. 150. 250 USD/person. Or open end, depending on your budget).

Imagine to have dinner outside, on the 79th floor of the highest tower in Bangkok, with luxury food, clear fresh air (very rare in Bangkok) and a stunning sight over the city. Afterwards you can have exclusive fun on the bar/disco on top (even higher, as the Sky Restaurant).

JUST NICE!

Also a great chance to take vacation pictures and have some stories for back home. Just in case it's needed.

But don't forget the other kind of fun.

Thanks folks for the ideas. Renting a boat and/or renting a penthouse/suite and having a bash are both top notch suggestions.

Appreciate also your telling me to focus on BKK (rather than Pattaya). Any specific ideas for bang up night and unique night in BKK? Has anyone tried G-clubs? Anything special we could do there?

I'm presently thinking about two nights - one as a private party on boat or large hotel suite, and another perhaps at a G-club or renting out a gogo just for ourselves (and perhaps a few of you guys, if you'd be interested in joining). Still just kicking all this around, so appreciate and/all creative ideas.

PS - not meaning to offend anyone by "flaunting" our budget. We simply would like to know about some "high-roller" options. Frankly I also very much enjoy Thailand's many cheaper options, and do those 95%+ of the time. Anyway, no offense intended to anyone - I do realize this is a lot of money to spend on a night of fun in Thailand, but for perspective keep in mind that it's a drop in the bucket compared to a first class plane ticket (nearly $20k USD each person) from USA to Thailand.

1Ball
01-27-09, 02:15
wow Bonzo 20K for a tix? I pay $5000 to sit up front from LOS to LAX R/T.

Daddy07
01-27-09, 02:45
...a first class plane ticket (nearly $20k USD each person) from USA to Thailand.
I share 1Ball's amazement. I purchased my first house -- a brand new 3 bedroom bungalow -- for sustantially less than $20K in 1969. So now I suppose that kind of dough can be pissed away in a few hours for an airline ticket.

Bonzo1
01-27-09, 04:51
A simple Expedia search will confirm ($15k to $20k from East Coast US cities). It it was it is. I have friends who fly private - that's about $300k USD. It's all relative - what's a lot to me might be a little to some of you, and visa-versa.

Anyway, again, I'm asking for people to have fun with some creative ideas here - if they wish. I understand there are different budgets, and 95%+ of this forum is devoted to budget stuff (almost to the point of exclusion), so this a request for something different. If you aren't interested then simply skip it - I'm not forcing or even asking anyone to cough up his own money.

I found some websites that offer party hosting and look interesting. Also have gotten a few creative suggestions both publicly and by PM. I'll compile and post a summary later.

In the meantime, keep the good ideas flowing!

Cheers,

-B-


wow Bonzo 20K for a tix? I pay $5000 to sit up front from LOS to LAX R/T.

Bonzo1
01-27-09, 04:54
:) That's hilarious! I suppose I'm looking for something in between slumming it and the "highest luxury" then.



Bonzo, given the economic situation I'd say the cleverest move would be to get a nice girl from the Beach Road for $15, stay in a $15 hotel, and stuff the other $4,970 to $9,970 under your mattress. (by that I mean your mattress back home, not the one with the hooker on it.

But if you are a true high roller I'd say hunting a human is considered the highest luxury, at least according to some bad movies I've seen.

Twice Divorced
01-27-09, 07:02
Unfortunately, my plan pretty much went bust the moment I started to put my strategy together. In a nutshell, here is what I was planning to do.

I've noticed in my brief travels around town that many streets are not marked in some way, making it a bit difficult to find, even if you have a map. So, I thought it might be a good idea to find these areas and take pictures where these roads/streets intersect, being sure to include some type of identifying landmark in the pictures so that they would be more identifiable when someone, particularly a newbie, was out and about trying to find these streets that aren't marked.

Fortunately, I realized that such a service does, in fact, exist; Pattaya Photo Guide.

So, it seems it would certainly be redundant to go out and compile in photo form what already exists in web form. The only downside I find to Pattaya Photo Guide is that I haven't been able to print any photos from the site to possibly carry with me when I'm looking for a street. If anyone knows how I might be able to go about doing it I would certainly appreciate the information.

1Ball
01-27-09, 09:27
It is in fact indeed what it is is Bonzo. Another search will quickly show a F tix R/T for $5,000. but what do I know? Ive only flown it 100 times.
have fun.


A simple Expedia search will confirm ($15k to $20k from East Coast US cities). It it was it is. I have friends who fly private - that's about $300k USD. It's all relative - what's a lot to me might be a little to some of you, and visa-versa.

Italy 1974
01-27-09, 11:34
Bonzo,

If you want a classy dinner in Bangkok the best choice is the restaurant "Scirocco" on the 85th floor of the State Tower.

Great food and incomparable view.

Bayoke 2 is not bad but Scirocco is another story.

Italy 1974


A simple Expedia search will confirm ($15k to $20k from East Coast US cities). It it was it is. I have friends who fly private - that's about $300k USD. It's all relative - what's a lot to me might be a little to some of you, and visa-versa.

Anyway, again, I'm asking for people to have fun with some creative ideas here - if they wish. I understand there are different budgets, and 95%+ of this forum is devoted to budget stuff (almost to the point of exclusion), so this a request for something different. If you aren't interested then simply skip it - I'm not forcing or even asking anyone to cough up his own money.

I found some websites that offer party hosting and look interesting. Also have gotten a few creative suggestions both publicly and by PM. I'll compile and post a summary later.

In the meantime, keep the good ideas flowing!

Cheers,

-B-

Bonzo1
01-27-09, 14:29
I'm not saying you don't pay $5000. Anyway, it's entirely not the point.

Once again, I'm raising this entire idea for FUN!! It's something different than the usual stuff. I would lay odds that there are several others here that are interested in ideas of a similar nature. Let's share our creative thoughts and have fun with it!!!

Peace.

PS - new discovery of the day (fetish party): http://www.bangkokperve.com/bangkok-fetish-party.html




It is in fact indeed what it is is Bonzo. Another search will quickly show a F tix R/T for $5,000. but what do I know? Ive only flown it 100 times.
have fun.

Jockmcloch
01-27-09, 14:54
bonzo, given the economic situation i'd say the cleverest move would be to get a nice girl from the beach road for $15, stay in a $15 hotel, and stuff the other $4,970 to $9,970 under your mattress. (by that i mean your mattress back home, not the one with the hooker on it.

but if you are a true high roller i'd say hunting a human is considered the highest luxury, at least according to some bad movies i've seen.lol! classic post.

never done any human hunting but i remember the first time i ever went to pattaya about 12 years ago we took a speedboat to larn and had great fun blasting chickens with automatics. not sure if they still do this anymore.

not everyones cup of tea i guess but was a great laugh at the time.

Happy Lenny
01-27-09, 19:19
http://www.map-thailand.com/pattaya.htm

http://www.map-thailand.com/phuket.htm

This is an interactive hotel map from sawadee.com.

Wish there was a map of bars, discos, massage, restaurants, banks etc.

Anyone have a Google Earth file to share?

Thanks

Twice Divorced
01-27-09, 22:38
January 27th
Well, it was much of the same when I awoke this morning, chest congestion, sore throat, and a runny nose. I’m not sure when this is all going to break but I hope soon as I’m really starting to get a bit antsy sitting around this hotel most of the day.
As I mentioned in a previous post, I had hoped to get around and document some of the surrounding areas’ intersections to give, particularly the newbies, an idea of what to expect when they go out exploring or go in search of a bar, as well as give me something more meaningful to do during my down time, but that can actually be better accomplished using Pattaya Photo Guide. However, I did decide to go down to Soi Buakhao as it is often referred to as such, but seems to be marked as Soi 22 where it intersects with South Pattaya Thai Rd.
Soi Buakhao begins as a winding road on its southern end and becomes straighter as you proceed in a northerly direction. I decided to ride down the length of the road and take pictures along the way. Here is a series of shots that I took. What I did was to stop at each bend in the road and shot just after the completion of the bend to give the reader a view of what was going on “just around the corner”, and then took a few shots of the straight-a-ways. Hope you enjoy.

The intersection of South Pattaya Tai and Soi Buakhao

For some reason these pic's didn't post in the order that they should have.

Twice Divorced
01-27-09, 22:42
From South Pattaya Tai to Central Rd.

Bumholes1
01-27-09, 23:52
From South Pattaya Tai to Central Rd.

Please just keep driving and lose your camera.

This is a sex guide forum!

BORING BORING BORING!!!

Mimonger
01-28-09, 01:07
Bonzo1: WOW, thats some serious play money... good for you guys.

First a word of caution. That is some serious money to be throwing around in such a short time, please be carefull. That kind of money is going to draw attention, if not by other mongers, by the girls themselves. Plus there is the RUssian mafia and the dam Nigerians that have started to migrat to Bkk. It can be just as dangerous there, as it can be in Los Angeles.

I have two ideas. The first is you can hire 250 hot girls, get a film crew and tape a porn of M&M does 250 Thai chicks. :)

The second one is I would rent 1 or 2 buses, load them up with the girls and your friends... drive south (partying) from Bkk and get some nice hotel away from the city. Stay there for a night partying like there is no tomorrow... You can still get a sailboat and cruise to an island and be back to Bkk on day 3. If you guys are looking for a charity case, I'd be happy to join in :). What ever you do.. enjoy! M&M out

Twice Divorced
01-28-09, 01:22
Please just keep driving and lose your camera.

This is a sex guide forum!

BORING BORING BORING!!!

Hey, BUMFUCK, then don't bother reading it. I realize that many guys like to see pussy shots, as do I. On the other hand, I enjoy seeing pictures of places that I've either not yet been to, or of places that I have been to so I can recall my memories. I assume some people who are planning a trip to Pattaya would like to have an idea of what various areas look like. If that isn't the case, I'll be more than happy to stop posting.

AfAsia
01-28-09, 02:00
Twice Divorced,

Please don`t allow the negatives to influence your postings. Keep it up, post the photos. I`m headed Pattaya way in Sept, looking forward to this very much so.

Bumholes1
01-28-09, 03:58
Hey, BUMFUCK, then don't bother reading it. I realize that many guys like to see pussy shots, as do I. On the other hand, I enjoy seeing pictures of places that I've either not yet been to, or of places that I have been to so I can recall my memories. I assume some people who are planning a trip to Pattaya would like to have an idea of what various areas look like. If that isn't the case, I'll be more than happy to stop posting.


The website title says it all - quite clearly.

Nothing wrong with your pics, but there are other more appropriate forums for them.

Pics here don't have to be only of pussies, but its reasonable to assume they have some connection with sex. Yours don't!

Cunning Stunt
01-28-09, 04:08
Please just keep driving and lose your camera.

This is a sex guide forum!

BORING BORING BORING!!!


Hahahaha - have a heart bumholes - I did see the back view of a girl in one of the photo's and they might be great wank fodder for those who have a kink for empty Thai street scenes :D.

TD - Bit too much detail, mate. Might be wrong but I think that not too many guys here are really interested in what you ate for breakfast and about your snotty nose!

Twice Divorced
01-28-09, 04:29
Fair play, gentlemen. I was posting a "Trip Report", in its entirety, as it happens. Unfortunately, I've come down sick and haven't been out to the bars and clubs in the past few days, but was trying to contribute SOMETHING that I thought might be of value, at least to SOME people. I'll stop wasting my time until I have something of significance.

Run Mann
01-28-09, 05:09
TD,

Love your reports and your photos, keep them comming, don't let the critics get you down, they are a dime a dozen on this site.


Fair play, gentlemen. I was posting a "Trip Report", in its entirety, as it happens. Unfortunately, I've come down sick and haven't been out to the bars and clubs in the past few days, but was trying to contribute SOMETHING that I thought might be of value, at least to SOME people. I'll stop wasting my time until I have something of significance.

Dinghy
01-28-09, 05:37
about human hunting - the best hunting in Patts is 2 legged dear hunting :)

TDs pix make me wish I were there RIGHT NOW, but alas, employment is necessary for the trip expenses

Ekspat
01-28-09, 05:42
Fair play, gentlemen. I was posting a "Trip Report", in its entirety, as it happens.
Absolutely fine with me, your pics.
More boring are those noisy pussy-pics taken with a cheap handphone,
while there are zillions of similar and better pics available online.

Move on.

Cheers!

Mr Enternational
01-28-09, 08:45
Getting ready to head back over to LOS for the month of March but I still haven’t posted anything from my last trip in October.

My wingman’s main girl had to get back to BKK to work and my main girl had to work earlier in the day so I had another non-pro over for the day. After fucking once and taking a long nap we woke up to fuck again and fell asleep to another long nap. We finally woke up at 10pm and I realized that I had slept the day away. She decided to go home so my wingman and I took to Walking Street. The first club that we went too was not as good as the night before when we were there with our girls, so we decided to brave Lucifer. We went to our usual spot in the back of the club and ordered a couple of drinks. Right away I had found a playmate who happened to have a table; however, the chemistry just was not there. I mentally distanced myself from her and she and her friend ended up leaving their own table to me.

A girl who was posted behind the stage came over and told me that her friend liked me and wanted me to go talk to her. I looked her up and down and said, “Damn, but I like you!” She said that she had a boyfriend but I still persisted. She ended up going back to where the friend was. About 10 minutes later the friend comes over and says my friend says if you like her then go over and talk to her. I’m thinking why don’t y’all just come speak for yourselves instead of sending each other over? So I looked her up and down and said, “Forget her. I like you!”

So she stayed at my side the rest of the night. She had a very bubbly personality. She ran it down to me how she used to be a bargirl but she changed. (I guess she means that she went freelance.) She kept asking me if I wanted to go to her place. I am always down to see how the working girls live when I am in other countries so I finally gave in. We took a motorbike taxi to her apartment which was about 10 minutes away. She kept warning me that maybe I would not think her apartment was clean. She said her friend from upstairs was in her apartment but when we got there she would tell her to get the fuck out. I was amazed at her English. She said that she had learned to speak it from music and movies but she could not read or write it. She said that her friend in the apartment speaks better English than her. We arrived at the room. She opened the door and her friend was sitting on the floor smoking a cigarette and watching TV. Lo and behold she did exactly what she said she would. She told the girl, “Get the fuck out!” Her apartment was so spotless that you could eat off the floor. I was amazed. She turned on the air conditioning and I chose a movie to put in while she went to shower. She showed me a stack of bootleg pornos and told me that that is how she learns about sex.

She was 20 years old at the time. She said that when she was 13 her father sold her to a guy from England. When she turned 18 she left the guy. From there she went to work at a bar. She met a guy from my state whom she married but he finally left her for another woman. When she took off her shirt there was a big tattoo of his name across her stomach. She gave probably the best performance that I have had in LOS. Even the head was magnificent. I fell right asleep like a newborn baby.

I woke up the next morning having to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) like a racehorse. I was thinking to myself I know my girl has been calling me. So I checked my cell phone which I had left on silent in my shoe and sure enough she had rang me twice. I told the girl who I was with that I had to leave because we had to get back to BKK. We exchanged numbers. We never discussed money previously but before I left she said don’t forget that I need something to go shopping with. I’m like oh shit I hope she doesn’t go berserk and want me to give her all kind of money. I remembered her telling me that her rent each month was 7000 baht. So I thought to myself she shouldn’t require too much for this one night in that case. I calmly reached in my stash and pulled out a 1000 baht bill. She was as happy as can be and thanked me. She went outside to get a motorcycle taxi for me.

As soon as I got to the hotel I called my main girl and acted like I had just woke up. She said she was on her way over. I went upstairs to eat breakfast while I was waiting for her. My wingman was already there with his catch for the night. He said that she didn’t even want money from him. She finally left and my girl arrived. I told her that we needed to go out and about because me and my wingman would have to get back to BKK soon. She decided to drive us to BKK herself. She stayed the night with me and forgot to call her boss to ask if she could have the next day off. I guess it was cool though because she is still doing real estate in Pattaya. After we showed her how to get on the expressway from Sukhumvit to go back to Pattaya I called up another non-pro to keep me company until it was time to go to the airport at 4am.

Three months have passed and the girl from Lucifer is still calling me at least once a week. She has never asked for anything. As a matter of fact she gets upset because I am usually busy so she thinks I do not want to talk to her. Little does she know that she is near top priority when I return in March.

The only pics that I am posting are of the first girl from Lucifer and of a girl that I like in my dentist office but claims she is lesbian and dating the other girl in the office.

Twice Divorced
01-28-09, 10:08
Run Mann, Ekspat, much appreciated.

Nvslim
01-28-09, 12:30
Run Mann, Ekspat, much appreciated.



Never been to Thailand but hope to this summer. I find your reports and photos to be informative and entertaining. Its nice to see something pedestrian once in a while. Hope you feel better and look forward to more reports.

Slim

Twice Divorced
01-28-09, 13:04
Never been to Thailand but hope to this summer. I find your reports and photos to be informative and entertaining. Its nice to see something pedestrian once in a while. Hope you feel better and look forward to more reports.

Slim

Nvslim, you'll have a blast here. There are literally hundreds of bars, and thousands of ladies. I've been to a few islands in the Carribeans, Mexico, Phillipines, and Rio, and none of them compare, in my opinion, to what's available in Pattaya in terms of options. I tend to like women who have a little meat on their bones and, IMO, most of these girls ain't got enough meat to make a sandwich with, much less screw. But I've found enough to keep me satisfied.

Bonzo1
01-28-09, 15:25
thanks for the good ideas and good advice. Perhaps we'll roll it back a bit then. But it's still a good exercise to think of all the options!




Bonzo1: WOW, thats some serious play money... good for you guys.

First a word of caution. That is some serious money to be throwing around in such a short time, please be carefull. That kind of money is going to draw attention, if not by other mongers, by the girls themselves. Plus there is the RUssian mafia and the dam Nigerians that have started to migrat to Bkk. It can be just as dangerous there, as it can be in Los Angeles.

I have two ideas. The first is you can hire 250 hot girls, get a film crew and tape a porn of M&M does 250 Thai chicks. :)

The second one is I would rent 1 or 2 buses, load them up with the girls and your friends... drive south (partying) from Bkk and get some nice hotel away from the city. Stay there for a night partying like there is no tomorrow... You can still get a sailboat and cruise to an island and be back to Bkk on day 3. If you guys are looking for a charity case, I'd be happy to join in :). What ever you do.. enjoy! M&M out

Street Sleuth
01-28-09, 17:24
thanks for the good ideas and good advice. perhaps we'll roll it back a bit then. but it's still a good exercise to think of all the options!

renting out a set of high end hotel rooms, or a large condo, would be more practical than the boat thing.

other option, along those lines, rent out a large, high-end house. it will take some negotiating, as they aren't typically looking for one-night renters, but the market is extremely weak right now, so, for the right money, someone should go along. a house would give you a lot of privacy, and a lot of room (for catering, bedroom antics, etc). house with pool would be obligatory.

there is also a beach on the south end of ko larn - it only has one hotel - with enough advance, you could book the whole place (it is small, and cheap), and basically have your own private beach party, on an island - you could head there by speed boats, or on sail boat. the only downside - the hotel rooms are dumpy.

Member #3892
01-28-09, 20:14
Soi 6, I appr. 3-rd bar on the lefthand side seen from the Beachroad , Pai 20,
small, small Titts, sweet smile. She comforts me very well on the sofa. Fast I clarify the monetary: 300 for the room and 700 THB for it.
Showering together. She has some doubts because of my big cock, but doubts are not allowed for the girls from the Soi6.
On the bed horny French kissing, body investigation and very close body contact. Her pussy became meanwhile somewhat damp.
BBBj - mmmh. Starting penetration without KY is tight , but it works.. Shagging very horny into this tight pussy. We fucking quite long enough. Then she announces however easy pain and I remove the condom and she gave me a very good BBBj.
Uuuups - I notices too late that I come; -)
The load was probably large and she garsp and spit some time. After I gave her 300 tip she was no longer mad at me. Cute little girl.

I visited her once more, with rather similar process.


footmassage: poing 41
a different experience.
My Bike had to be fixed in an outlying district of Pattaya , and had 1.5 h there to wait. So I go into the nearest shop – it was more a Hairdresser rather then a massage. But I was placed on a sofa and a lady starting with a footmassage.
My mistake: I didn´t fixed the price in advance. (The sister, she probably own the shop, charged me afterwards three times excessive price)
Poing speak very few English, I cannot speak Thai. The sister helped out and wanted also directly know, whether I am married whether I would have a lady here in Thailand etc.
I have tried to speak more with Poing. She is 41, look like 25, been expressing beautiful face, slim – in other words: a totty. Has no children!!! Thus a very unusual feature. I wanted to come to know her more. She told that she will start vacation soon and still has no concrete plans, what to do except some days family visit.
I am on vacation, she will start vacation – maybe I was at the right place at the right time. I try to make a date with her. The next day she would work to 21 o'clock and afterwards could meet we. But she was not quite sure and asked me to come again next afternoon, what I also made. We arranged ourselves to a common evening and a common night. That was clearly, in no uncertain terms. She came to the date (in time  ) and we had dinner.
In the beginning she wanted me to a party with her sisters. After the meal the whole start again. Up to this time no snogging or other touching.
That was the time for me to say good bye.


Met her at the BR
dae 21, horny session, with French kisses, however without BBBj. 500 THB plus 100 tip.

?? 20 small, Titts boosted ,
500 THB ST + 100 tip
I met her approx. Soi 13 and she had some doubts because of the Soi 9 where my hotel is.. not because of the long footpath, but she wanted to go clearly before me - she has a friend??. I had rather the impression that the areas are there divided and she went over the border. Anyway, we arrived together at the Soi 9.
Fuck persistent and pleasantly in a young and tight Pussi.
She does not much, she allow me to fuck her. No blaiming because of long duration, thick cock or so, but unfortunately also little action. She refuse to give me a BBBj, but jerking and stroking and licking my balls. Nice session to the reduce the pressure

Ben, 25, Beerbar beside the Chica boom, Soi17 far outside of the 3-rd road, 300 barfine, 1500 for LT.
That was experience, which contained so much adhesive for me. She speaks completely well English and even a few words in German. With 25 accordingly experienced and also like cuddling and laughs gladly. She likes to rule the things (so far I permit). Much kidding around and cuddling in bar. My proposal to the evening organization: first Sex and then dinner she gladly agree. Taxi to the hotel.
Shower together, extensive tendernesses, long persistent fucking. We are both horny and sexen intensively.
Dinner in a fish restaurant at the BR with Lifemusik (really good quality) and Ladyboydanceshow. Ben has a good hand for the funds spending. Later we are to a bar in the Walkingstreet, also Lifemusik. Good troop, which singer has me particularly well fallen. A song from Carol King she sang very good. During a self-composition I was bopping with Ben - oh, the life can be so beautiful.
A longer reservation of her services I have to refuse from monetary reasons. Altogether the evening and the night summarized to 6000 THB. That was worth it, but lies nevertheless clearly over my budget and thus remains it with this Lt.
In the hotel again long Sex before sleeping, which she would have gladly still expanded, I however due to physical exhaustion terminated. I had the clear ulterior motives, sufficient power for the morningsex. That was however not really horny. Her pussy didn´t become wet so it was onla a short fuck. Maybe it was because of the early morning hour. I started that day to Ko Chang.


From Ko Chang I have little to report. In White sand there are a few Beerbars with Ladies. In the next place also. But the sessions were low and the prices higher than in Pattaya.

Cam Bodia
01-30-09, 13:33
Can anybody tell me are there any blow job bars left in Pattaya, was there in August and on soi 6 they would start you of in bar but insisted on going to room to finish, am going back in March so any info would be welcome.

Cunning Stunt
01-30-09, 14:20
some of these guys the worst type of opportunist even pisses on girls then tell us all here and show us photos as if this has any sexual or mongering value whatsoever.yes, i agree. there are some odd sorts here. there are even guys who like pictures of guys and girls indulging in extremely deviant sexual acts such as oral sex, anal sex and. tut, tut. even [CodeWord118] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord118). but worst of all are the hypocrites who claim to be mongers and enjoy mongering activities (and check out all the photo’s, despite the poster giving due warning of their content) but then throw their hand in the air and run away screaming like little girls, when things get a little too hot for their taste. they are the real losers and it’s a shame that boards like these attract that sort of character like flies to honey (or shit as the case may be). is there really anything more ridiculous than a person of debatable morals (i. e. a confessed w****monger) attempting to take the high moral ground with others of similar dubious moral values. it’s the ‘emperors new clothes’ scenario with everyone laughing at you because we can see you are bare assed.

Piper1
01-30-09, 17:53
Gamahucher and Daddy W - diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. My own photos range from dandy street scenes to messy sploogey-faced girls, to girls giving me a prostrate massage while blowing me (while they're wearing surgical gloves of course, 'cos I'm a decent guy ;)). Daddy W has his boundaries because he is still a youngish and relatively new monger, yet to be corrupted by time and experience in the wonderful depths of shameless mongering. ;)

Gotta agree with Gamahucher - if it's two consenting adults and no coercion, the sky is the limit. And he's right - many times the girls initiate the 'kinky' stuff.

PS Daddy W and I are meeting up next week in Dubai. No phone numbers exchanged, only a time, a club location, and general descriptions of ourselves: He told me to look for the young black Rapper with all the jewellery, and I told him he cannot miss me: the middle-aged grumpy looking white guy. :D

Warbucks
01-30-09, 18:55
your cant and hypocrisy does not really surprise me as you have proved time and again by your self centered rantings and constant ludicrous and tedious harping about your supposed material wealth and possessions, that you are an insecure individual in constant need of reassurance and approval. why you choose to gain that degree of acceptance from a bunch of mongers is anyone's guess.

but for the benefit of anyone who would might have the smallest conceivable interest in your comments, i will answer them one by one.

1. do you consider 52 to be elderly. the majority of isg members are in the age category 40-60. so this is an old mans forum, is it?
2. i posted one photo of a [CodeWord118] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord118) event. i am not really into [CodeWord118] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord118) but the girl was. you might not believe that but i do not give a fuck what you believe. she was not a poor exploited unfortunate but a hardened hooker, bisexual and swinger who knew exactly what she liked and wanted. i admit now that i was probably mistaken in posting such a photo as there are always clowns like you around who throw them back in your face at a later date. do not recall any complaints from you at the time. why was that if you was so offended?
3. giggling - was it a video i posted? do not recall 'giggling like a morally bankrupt teen' so i will ignore that piece of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) poor creative prose.
3. 'expat coward' and your deviant nonsense descibes you, me and 99% of mongers who come to third world countries from the west looking to enjoy sex with hookers for money. try to be honest with yourself for a change and do tell us that you have never fucked an 'unfortunate third world hooker'. i will watch out for the star rising in the east.

i am really pleased for you that you are cleaner and more refined than the likes of us dirty and unrefined souls. surprised that you don't heave your rapping ass, off to somewhere where your finer qualities might be much more appreciated. but no doubt you will stick around to amuse us all. could try posting a proper report or a decent photo (not one of the back of some bird sleeping in bed) instead of third hand news reports, cut and pasted from internet newspapers.

p.s just dug out the offending report at http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=796326&postcount=1359 and this was your highly indignant response at the time. hang your head in shame, mr cleaner/more refined, you fucking hypocrite.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=796380&postcount=1361

looks like somebody is pissed :d you seemed to have mastered the art of twisting people words and misinterpreting information. i am not going to get down in the gutter with you and call you names hiding behind a keyboard. you got something to say about everybody’s post but when someone comments on your post you lose it as we see here. like i said unrefined.

you are not an authority figure on what people can post and what they cannot post and neither am i. it appears you are unsatisfied with my post. no problem. add me to your ignore list cost you nothing.


1. do you consider 52 to be elderly?

yep.


the majority of isg members are in the age category 40-60. so this is an old mans forum, is it?

i guess here you are right.

i wish i could rap in many aspects it’s highly profitable. just ask jay-z.

ahh pipe the guy just blowing off steam :)

Cunning Stunt
01-31-09, 02:27
Looks like somebody is pissed :D

Don't like bigoted hypocrites but you really need a bigger footprint to get me really pissed :).


Add me to your ignore list cost you nothing.


Yes, the first sound idea that I've heard from you. Done already.



PS Daddy W and I are meeting up next week in Dubai.

This guy PM'd me his CP No, some time back and asked me to contact him in Manila. I never did as I thought that if his real persona is anything like his onliine personality (which I suspected to be the case), I did not imagine his company would be that much fun. Us grumpy, old men have to choose our buddies with some care ;). Hope that your meeting goes well. Maybe you could pass to him some of your sangfroid and encourage him to chill out.

Warbucks
01-31-09, 03:36
Don't like bigoted hypocrites but you really need a bigger footprint to get me really pissed :)



Your are not pissed come on now. Be true to yourself your normally humerous demeanor has turned very spiteful. Maybe this is the true you.

I am not bigot or a hypocrite but if those terms makes you feel better by using those terms go right ahead.


This guy PM'd me his CP No, some time back and asked me to contact him in Manila. I never did as I thought that if his real persona is anything like his onliine personality (which I suspected to be the case), I did not imagine his company would be that much fun. Us grumpy, old men have to choose our buddies with some care ;). Hope that your meeting goes well. Maybe you could pass to him some of your sangfroid and encourage him to chill out.

You PMed me. I always try to catch up with the other guys on the board if I am in the area some guys try to catch up with me some PM me their cell numbers, emails,etc... that's the way this works sometimes. Please don't feel special...:D At that time you really did not display this malicious demeanor you are displaying now. Cut the grass and the snakes will show.

Your are not pissed come on now. Be true to yourself. Your normally humorous demeanor has turned very spiteful. Maybe this is the true you.

Sangfroid :) I am calm and I am chilling. I am not the one using profanity and and "trying" to insult someone I never met over the Internet. Like I said internet tough guys.

I am not a bigot or a hypocrite but if those terms makes you feel better by using them set yourself free :D

Daddy07
01-31-09, 03:47
...Your are not pissed come on now. Be true to yourself.Your normally humorous demeanor has turned very spiteful. Maybe this is the true you.

I am not a bigot or a hypocrite but if those terms makes you feel better by using them set yourself free :D
I'm really enjoying this little spat between you two nice guys and encourage you to move it now to the Fight Club where it belongs. That thread needs to be revived.

GoodFella
01-31-09, 05:13
just to change topics, i'll answer cam bodia'a question about bj bars in pattaya.
you have pump station on soi 13 in between beach and 2nd road and [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) on the other side of second road off soi bangla i believe? anyone else have info for the guy?

as far as the people that argue over posts and preferences, i hope you're not in thailand and spending your time poking each other with sticks through the internet. if so, maybe you could trade places with me in sex prison and i'll enjoy your vacation for you. as said before, different strokes, enjoy the ride.

Cunning Stunt
01-31-09, 06:18
I'm really enjoying this little spat between you two nice guys and encourage you to move it now to the Fight Club where it belongs. That thread needs to be revived.

No need Daddy (I presume you are a real deal Daddy and not some cartoon character like the other). I took his sage advice and stuck him on my ignore list.

However I see from your quote that it was the usual bleating of the poor lamb with the hurt feelings.

Sorry mate, I do not intend to carry on this nonsensical spat by proxy ;).

Warbucks
01-31-09, 06:31
I'm really enjoying this little spat between you two nice guys and encourage you to move it now to the Fight Club where it belongs. That thread needs to be revived.

No need the guy has already fell apart. He is on the ignore list.

Daddy07
01-31-09, 06:47
...Sorry mate, I do not intend to carry on this nonsensical spat by proxy ;).
Too bad. I like a good verbal altercation from time to time.

You both have contributed excellent posts to this forum.

Ignore lists seem like such a waste. :)

Noman2
01-31-09, 07:00
can anybody tell me are there any blow job bars left in pattaya, was there in august and on soi 6 they would start you of in bar but insisted on going to room to finish, am going back in march so any info would be welcome.go to pomp station on soi 13/2 (soi post office) or [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) on soi metro

Twice Divorced
01-31-09, 12:48
Fellas, don't worry about me. I don't allow anyone to dictate to me and tell me what and how to post, with the exception being the established and posted rules. I really shouldn't have responded to Bumhole like I did the other day, but his post really pissed me off.

As long as I've been a member of this board I have never (as far as I can recall) been critical of anyone elses reports or posts. I haven't enjoyed everything I've read on this site. Some of it simply was of no value or benefit to me. In those cases it didn't matter to me as I was pretty sure that even though whatever information was provided was of no value/benefit to me, it might very well benefit someone else. In other instances, I might very well have thought that whatever was posted was ridiculous. Be that as it may, it was still someone elses experience or opinion, to which we're all entitled, and I held my tongue no matter how ridiculous or fucking stupid I thought it might have sounded.

In any event, I don't care, nor are my feelings hurt, that someone might not like what I report. One thing I always keep in mind is that no one is paying me to take my time to post this shit. In fact, it might be argued that the opposite is true. And, no one sure as hell is paying the thousands of dollars I will have spent traveling here. But, I do wish that you guys (admittedly, there are very few) who seem to feel the need to tell others what they should write in their reports (as if the report is being written for your sole enjoyment) would simply do what I do when I come across something that might not necessarily appeal to me, and that is to just shut the fuck up and move on, or don't bother to read it in the first place.

Again, thanks to those of you who've expressed your support and encouragement. I've just returned from a night in Bangkok and am worn out. But, I have a couple of days worth of stuff that I will get posted tomorrow while I lie around and recuperate.

Good night.

Run Mann
01-31-09, 15:49
Theft cases on Baht Buses on the increase here in Pattaya.

In the early hours of Friday Morning, Police Lieutenant Colonel Sutum from Pattaya Police Station was alerted to a suspected theft on the back of a Baht Bus which had been travelling along Jomtien Beach Road. Two suspects had been detained at the scene, a further suspect managed to escape. Mr. Craig Robertson from Australia, the victim of the crime was also at the scene. He explained to Police that he was travelling back to his Hotel on the Baht Bus with his Thai Girlfriend.

The three women sat close to the pair and while two of them distracted them, a third woman apparently stole items from Mr. Robertson’s trousers including a wallet full of money. Back at the Police Station, the two suspects denied involvement in the theft and claimed not to know the third woman who managed to escape.

Later on Friday Morning a second Baht Bus theft case was reported to Pattaya Police and in this case, four women were detained, all of them known to Police, a fifth woman was able to escape. This second incident occurred on a Baht Bus travelling on Pattaya Beach Road in front of Pattayaland Soi 2. The victim of this theft was Mr. Frank from America.

He claimed that his wallet was stolen by one of the gang members who used similar tactics as the first case, whereby two of the women distracted Mr. Frank while another committed the theft. In both cases, charges of theft were brought against all suspects who will appear in court next week.

Amjeck
01-31-09, 18:20
Some of these guys the worst type of opportunist even pisses on girls then tell us all here and show us photos as if this has any sexual or mongering value whatsoever.


Pissing is a huge sexual fetish. I actually know Thai girls who have clients that pay them to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on them (value for some mongers) . Not my cup of tea, however.

Warbucks
02-01-09, 04:01
Pissing is a huge sexual fetish. I actually know Thai girls who have clients that pay them to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on them (value for some mongers) . Not my cup of tea, however.

To each his own. I have had girls ask me to pull their hair and slap their ass and got mad if I I did not do it hard enough. what I have a problem with is guys who criticize other "people" and their posts and then act like they are untouchable when committing acts a lot of us don't agree with.



As far as the people that argue over posts and preferences, I hope you're not in Thailand and spending your time poking each other with sticks through the internet. If so, maybe you could trade places with me in Sex Prison and I'll enjoy your vacation for you. As said before, different strokes, enjoy the ride.

Now that makes a lot of sense.

Striker34
02-01-09, 07:29
Back in Pattaya having been away for nearly 4 months. Is it just me or are more of the girls styling themselves in the J-girl fashion; bleached and curly hair, big eye makeup? Seems especially apparant at Superbabies and other Walking Steet Go-gos.

Twice Divorced
02-01-09, 14:02
Note: In an effort so that the reader can follow the story line and because this program does not allow for the input of photos within the text itself, I noted each photo link within the text and the reader can reference those photos at the end of the text. Hope this helps.

January 30th
On January 30th, needing something to do and wanting to get out and explore a bit, I pulled out my now trusty map and decided to highlight an area to explore. Since I had already been to Jomtien, albeit briefly, Naklua seemed to be the next best bet. Jomtien borders Pattaya to the south, and Naklua to the north.

The main road going to Naklua seemed to run parallel to, and then converging at, the ocean, seemingly providing direct beach access. I figured I would go and spend maybe half a day along the beach, gathering photos along the way, and while there. As I am an avid fisherman back home with my own boat, I also wanted to stop at the fishing pier that was indicated on the map. I made a quick stop to gas up (notice the gas dispensers where you ask for a fixed amount of gas in baht and they fill the small canister above the drum with that amount, and dispense from there).
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I then headed out on Second Rd on my way to Naklua. Below is the Dolphin turnaround
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(or roundabout, depending upon who you’re talking with) that intersects at Second Rd and North Pattaya Rd, but becomes Pattaya-Naklua road beyond that (hereinafter referred to as P-N Rd). I had decided that, after entering Naklua I would take a left onto Soi 16 (yes, there is another Soi 16 in Naklua) which, according to the map, would take me to both Park and Silver Beaches. I got near to the end of Soi 16 and found several Resort and Condominium places such as the one in this picture below, but no apparent access to the beach.
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This beach resort area seems a bit more secluded and reclusive than what, I think, most of us would be interested in. It seems to cater primarily to the non-mongering tourists who want to be away from “the scene”.

Feeling a bit disappointed that I wasn’t going to be able to get to the beach, at least not in this area, I decided to head over to the fishing pier and rode back out to P-N Rd, rode north down to Soi 12 and took another left. Looking at my map I realized that I could simply have cut across Soi 14 to get to Soi 12 instead of going all the way back to P-N Rd, but thought I’d play it safe. Heading down Soi 12 I came to a junction in the road and wasn’t quite sure which direction to head until I saw this sign
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and, referencing my map, took a right.
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I finally arrived at the pier and snapped a few of these shots.
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The view across the water I am guessing might be in the general area of the Banglamung Market location. Others might know better.

Still determined to get to the beach, some beach, any beach, where I could get some photos and relax for a while, I headed back to P-N Rd along Soi 12
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and continued my journey north.

Cont......

Twice Divorced
02-01-09, 14:18
I came to what, initially, appeared to be the end of the road, but turned out to actually be a bend in the road at which this Condo Resort is located.
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I stopped for a few pic’s but wasn’t sure if the beach area was open to the public, so continued on my way.
After leaving the resort parking area I had a choice; to either go back the way I came, or follow this path.
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At first I thought “Bullshit, I’m not going down there. Who knows what I’ll find?” But then I thought, “Yeah, who knows what I’ll find?” So, putting aside any fears, I took my left out of the parking lot and made the short ride over the narrow path. I came out on what, according to my map, is Soi 2.
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A big letdown, I know, but nothing ventured, nothing gained. I continued to ride along this pretty non-descript road until it eventually led me to Sukhumvit Rd, which is the main road leading into town from Bangkok.
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What a huge disappointment. I had planned to spend the day exploring and relaxing on the beach but still never found what I thought would be suitable access.
I had to take a left onto Sukhumvit and then make my u-turn to head south back to South Pattaya. I thought this was interesting. A road to…….? Made me wonder whether this is symbolic.
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Again, not much, but I hope you’ve enjoyed nonetheless. I am feeling much, much better and will be back in the saddle very shortly.
Next. One night in Bangkok.

Dan7373
02-01-09, 15:31
Pissing is a huge sexual fetish. I actually know Thai girls who have clients that pay them to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on them (value for some mongers) . Not my cup of tea, however.
Speaking of fetishes, I was recently surprised to learn that some bar ladies in Pattaya are having anal sex with their guys.

This I learned from a bar lady who was upset at another lady at the same bar for her willingness to have anal sex with the guys. Apparently this lady's willingness to have anal sex with the guys made her quite popular among the guys. Well, it wasn't just her anal willingness. Her nice ass and her attractive looks also helped a lot to make her popular.

I've visited some of those bars in Pattaya before. But it never occurred to me that anal sex with some ladies might be available.

I suppose you can never know what's available and what's not available, unless you ask the mamasan.

Brian Boruu
02-01-09, 15:44
Hi Guys,

Been a lurker here for a while and gained a lot of valuable information.

My first post, but hopefully not my last.

Heading on my 2nd trip to Patts in middle March with a few buddies.

Any of you guys know good Bars etc. For live music. I’m not into discos much, in my 50’s but I do enjoy rock/reggae etc. Would appreciate any info on where to listen to good live music, have a few beers and maybe pickup a few Freelancers or BG’s on their night off.

Any of you have special music that reminds you of happy times in Patts? I stumbled across the Reggae one "do do do" on youtube just now and that’s what prompted me to post. Link below if interested. On my previous trip I heard it first in Bamboo Bar and the Thai girls seemed to love it.

Listening to it now and it’s like an aphrodisiac.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=WAdZzr0ysxg

DG69
02-01-09, 19:15
@Twice Divorced,

I wonder a bit that you haven't found the beach at Naklua. It's definatly possible. Also, there is a big wooden temple, called the sanctuary of truth.

Lemon Tree
02-01-09, 23:15
Yes, an unbelievable building. More than 100 meters high and a complete wooden construction. Really worth to be visited during the time, when you fellow mongers need a "time out" and try to recharge your battery. On the same way you will find the pier in Naklua, where all the fisher boats land on their fishing.
Enjoy
Lemon Tree

Italy 1974
02-02-09, 01:10
Speaking of fetishes, I was recently surprised to learn that some bar ladies in Pattaya are having anal sex with their guys.

This I learned from a bar lady who was upset at another lady at the same bar for her willingness to have anal sex with the guys. Apparently this lady's willingness to have anal sex with the guys made her quite popular among the guys. Well, it wasn't just her anal willingness. Her nice ass and her attractive looks also helped a lot to make her popular.

I've visited some of those bars in Pattaya before. But it never occurred to me that anal sex with some ladies might be available.

I suppose you can never know what's available and what's not available, unless you ask the mamasan.There are more girls than you can think who offer anal sex in Thailand.

Talking about Pattaya I could name at least five that I tried in soi 6 only (a very famous one works in MFY bar).

In Bangkok at least 4 frelancers at Beergarden plus 3 more at New Wave provide anal sex.

Two girls like anal at SOL and so on.

And I am talking only about girls that I tried!

Many more around.

Good hunting!

Italy 1974

Twice Divorced
02-02-09, 09:22
@Twice Divorced,

I wonder a bit that you haven't found the beach at Naklua. It's definatly possible. Also, there is a big wooden temple, called the sanctuary of truth.

DG69, yes, I'm a bit confused as well. There seemed to me to be more of a shoreline than there was a beach. However, I traveled as far north as I could until it took me to Sukhumvit. Maybe there was beach access and I just happened to miss it along the way.
As far as doing the tourist stuff, I've never been much for that. I love going to explore an area so that I can learn how to get around. But, doing temples, museums, etc. would never be my thing.

Rocksoff
02-02-09, 09:40
I lied and told her I was going to be in Bangkok for a couple of weeks and that I would be in to her bar that night. I know, I know, it’s not right, but it always makes departing that much easier, at least for me.

She treats you straight, you treat her straight. She'll remember, either way.

Nibiru
02-02-09, 10:33
Evening gents-I ususally post on Abu Dhabi and Dubai (incase there is intrest to exchange info/contacts). I have just started reading the Thai thread since I have decided to venture thru on the way home in Mid April.

Any sugestions offered would be greatly aprreciated. Sure helped me coming to the Middle East... Such as Average Cost for a girl LT and such as to not get taken while my eyes are wide open with that fresh off the boat come take advantage of me look.

Depending on funds, I would like to spend 1-2weeks somewhere in Thailand. Hire a young girl or three to give me a tour of the area. I have been told a weary soul can live on $10us a day. (minus girl). I have Hilton Points to use, but wouldnt mind a hut off a beaten path, skinny dipping with some ladies at night. Sure need the vacation after time spent in UAE. Like to find some gals around 18-20, where there is still life in thier eyes. And maybe one day I can take one home. But for now, any advice on price, place to stay that is quiet and pleasurable :)

You are welcome to PM me. Thanks in advance for helping a newbie to Thailand.

Peace

DG69
02-02-09, 20:18
DG69, yes, I'm a bit confused as well. There seemed to me to be more of a shoreline than there was a beach. However, I traveled as far north as I could until it took me to Sukhumvit. Maybe there was beach access and I just happened to miss it along the way.
As far as doing the tourist stuff, I've never been much for that. I love going to explore an area so that I can learn how to get around. But, doing temples, museums, etc. would never be my thing.


The Sanctuary is pretty nice, especially when you go there with you part time gf. The Temple is rather Hindu, than Bhuddist and there are also a Dolphin show. Just a bit expensive, 500 Baht entrance fee. Nevertheless I would rather visit the sanctuary of truths than Wat Arun, in BK.
There is a beach at Naklua, saw it myself when I stayed at east sea resort. It's the second soi left after the Dolphins round about.

Twice Divorced
02-02-09, 21:13
There is a beach at Naklua,........ It's the second soi left after the Dolphins round about.
Thanks for pointing this out. I'll get back over that way and check it out. I was originally given directions by a local business owner so that was all I really had to go on.

Easy Thaiger
02-03-09, 00:01
okay, this is my first post. sorry for it being so late, as my last time to pattaya was last june. it was my second trip down, both times were for about 10 days. one establishment i have not seen mentioned before is the admiral lord nelson on soi 6. mostly local brits/aussies/kiwis hang out there. i am an american, but they were really happy to have me and my buddy hang out with them for a majority of our time in pattaya. they have rooms too. one place i will not recommend is queen vic, also on soi 6 first, the owner is too busy to bs with non-locals and when we requested to cancel three days of our reservation, 6 days ahead of time to travel around thailand a bit, he would not let us. he was going to charge our credit cards that we made the reservation for, or at least for a percentage of every night. okay, maybe there is something i’m missing here, but i don’t think that is right, and he wouldn’t even come and talk to us about it, he sat back in his office and the little checkout girl kept running in the back for our request. also, another bad instance that happened here, and one that i should’ve prepped my first time friend on better was negotiating beforehand. it was our first night in town, we both grabbed a girl from kitten club and when they wanted to go in the morning, they were demanding 2,500 baht from each of us, well, i was still tired and gave mine 2,000 for the longtime, and it was only about 6 or 7a.m. bit much, i know, but my buddy only gave his 300 and said sorry that’s all your getting basically, and they left. okay, well about an hour later i hear pounding on a door in the hall, and then hear my buddy’s voice in an argument. some abnormal thai guy, with trapezoids up to his freakin’ ears was standing there with my buddy’s girl motioning to him and just saying “pay her”. my buddy and i were shocked and wanted them out of there, and didn’t feel like having an altercation, so he claimed he only had about 1,000 baht and they took that for payment. dumb move, i know, but my problem is the fact that the back alley of queen vic, which is the only entrance after hours, has two freakin’ security guards, who just let the girl and the human trapezoid into the ‘controlled entry’ area. so, obviously we complained to vic. well, he said he would run through the tapes and verify the story, well he did and not only that but the little ‘security tards’ were asleep for most of their shift, if not being intimidated by trapface. vic said, well they’re gone, sorry for the trouble. well, they weren’t gone the next day, or after that, and vic said well, monday, they are definitely gone, we will find anybody else, even if we have to get my wife’s family. well, both mofos were there for the rest of our trip and i know it was them, cause they would give us the ‘eat $h** and die’ look everyday for ratting them out, and they were standing 5 feet behind the couple when they leaned on us for more dough. anyway, enough about that, i won’t stay there again. i still love pattaya. okay, on to the reason for the forum. i’ve gotten the same girl out of kitten on my two trips to pattaya, and would do it again, because she has the greatest tits ever, like perky footballs, soft big cone nipples. she has short hair too. see pic1. btw, what is going on at kitten? they knocked down that wall and now there are ladyboys looking through the little porthole all the time trying to get your attention. also, one of the girls in the jacuzzi was definitely a post-op. well, my kitten is nothing special in the sack, but those tits are addictive. take note of her pic and the tiger she is sitting on, not sure the name of this bar, but it’s on the second street side of soi 6.5, and there is a broad that works there, see pic2 who has the tightest tw@t i’ve ever had, not sure if it’s natural or talent, don’t remember her name. my typical day usually starts at [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)’s. they are great. it’s like your c#*k owes them money. i always think of pipe retirement as a bachelor in pattaya, but i could almost live anywhere and put up being married, if i had a [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)’s in my town. i think they could prevent some major wars. i’ll usually also get a short time mid-afternoon and try to rest up to go out at night, but i usually don’t seem to last too long before i have found something i have to have. it sucks because i might be back at the room and already laid by 11pm and i bargained for a long time and i hear everybody having fun on soi 6 that i want to go party again, but i’m usually spent and when you quit drinking and have sex for a while, it’s hard to get back into that mode. i’m definitely too generous with tips, but i’ve gotten better. for instance, at [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)’s its 700 baht, and i give the girl the 300 left over. a lot of guys post on here 300-500 st for freelance, but what about tips for beerbar, after paying the 300-500 barfine, for st and for lt? should you do a percentage off what the barfine would be? i need a formula easy to remember so i don’t overtip. i get that freelance is all included. i’ve also never heard anybody mention tim beer bar on 2nd road, right when you go around the bin from beach road. nice little hotel and club, and the mamasans are cool. oh, any comments on non-freelance girls you might meet on the beach during the day? i had one who was a lot of fun and sane. any warnings? i love asians, almost exclusively, but there are some crazy ones.

more pics to follow

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Easy Thaiger
02-03-09, 01:04
Pics. Sorry, I didn't post these right the first time.

Pic names explain as much as i can remember.

Cunning Stunt
02-03-09, 05:34
Okay, this is my first post....

Nice report and photo's, Easy. However, cannot have much sympathy for your mate if he tried to stiff his BF by giving her 300 Baht LT. That is a real scuzzy, low life trick.

Surprised that you was surprised when the 'police' turned up to extract her payment. You are lucky that your friend got away with only paying 1000 more, and that the 'collector' did not rearrange his facial features for him!

Easy Thaiger
02-03-09, 17:58
Nice report and photo's, Easy. However, cannot have much sympathy for your mate if he tried to stiff his BF by giving her 300 Baht LT. That is a real scuzzy, low life trick.

Surprised that you was surprised when the 'police' turned up to extract her payment. You are lucky that your friend got away with only paying 1000 more, and that the 'collector' did not rearrange his facial features for him!Yeah, like I said, I should've warned him, and remembered from my first trip to negotiate. We were pretty looped and having a good time, but that sobered us up in the morning, and it can really ruin your trip, for a few hours at least

Usually you can find something to lift your spirits. Good lesson though, I have to experience some things the hard way.

Italy 1974
02-04-09, 18:23
After a while I really missed Pattaya.

That’s the reason why I decided to change my schedule of my monthly business trip to Thailand in order to spend a weekend in Pattaya.

I had arrived in Bangkok on Tuedsay morning and I had managed to finish any business-related activitiens by the early afternoon of Friday. Having booked my flight home for the Sunday night I have a full weekend to enjoy the "sin city". At 3 o’clock I was at Suvarnabumi airport to rent a car from Avis (a Toyota Fortuner: 3 days for 7. 000 baht breakfast for two included) and after less than 2 hours I was checking in at the Dusit Tani hotel. A room for 2 nights was around 11. 000 baht, breakfast included: I made the booking just calling the hotel the day before. At 6 o’clock, after a quick shower, I was ready for the action.

I decided to hit first the infamous soi 6 where I knew some girls from my previous visits.

I parked my car just in front of the Queen Victoria Inn pub where I had a very good hamburger with fries and a pint of cold beer.

The first bar I hit was the "Kiss Cool". The environment was very good: ten customers were having fun but the best girls were taken so I had a beer, talked a little bit with a couple of German guys and I left. Some good looking girls: it always worths a visit.

The same thing happened when I entered the Ruby bar: my favourite girl was taken and nobody really inspired me so, after the usual beer, I left.

The third bar was the Bus stop where I spotted from outside a girl I knew from the past: her name is Oy and thug she is not a stunner she offers a very good service (anal included). We came inside and we sat on the sofa where the game started. She is very hot and she wants to show from the beginning.

To cut a long story short we moved upstairs where the sevice provided by her was perfect (anal and come in face included).

Total price was 1200 baht for her (I tipped her an extra 500 baht) and 300 for the bar, drinks not included.

I went out from the Bus Stop bar few minutes after 8 pm and I headed to thw Walking Street aiming to taste a couple og go-go bars. I parked my car in the parking area located on the right from the street drivign to Marine 2 and five minutes later I entered the Secrets bar. I had checked their website and read some very good reports about that place but, from what I have seen Secrets is overrated. Just few nice girls and a loto f average or less ones. Anyway nothing that made my staying there longer than the time I needed to sip my drink.

I walked (not a long walk) to Heaven Above where I passes a nice hour drinking, chatting with a Canadian guy (65 years old but he looked like he was 50) and looking the girls dancing. Some very hot girls there but the one I fancy and was about to barfine was suddenly taken by another punter. So I paid my bill and left.

As soon as I walked downstairs from the Heaven Above I saw a cute girl entering in the Superbaby a go-go that is just around the corner from the stairs. I followed her inside where I found the usual bunch of Korean and Japanese tourists looking stoned toward the stage where the girls were dancing.

Having lost the nice girl I was following I ordered a gin tonic and got a seat closet o the stage.

The girls at Superbaby are great: young, slim and fit. The got real great bodies even if most of them seems to have a bad attitude: they think they are superstars though they are, in fact, *****s.

While sipping my drink a nice young thing caught my attention: she was Jaeb, a nice 22 years-old girl with pretty curling hair and a japanese-alike style. For the record her number was 12.

I did not to waste my time so I summoned the mamasan and told her to call the girl as soon as she finished her dancing shift and so she did.

In 10 minutes she joined me and I started what I call "the testing chat". It is a short "interview" I do with the gogo girls in order (to try) to understand what are the cianche that a sexy-and-hot girl would become a stafish once in my hotel room. This method usually works.

To cut a long story short she passed the test. After 10 minutes we were in my car and after another 10 minutes we arrived at Dusti Thani hotel.

A couple of 200 baht notes paved the way to my room.

Her performance in the bed was good though not exceptional. She perfomed well in the bed (BBBJ, french kisses, cowgirls and doggy style) but sometimes I felt her being sometimes a little bit too mechanical.

In any case her perfect body (looking at her while riding me in cowgirl position was fantastic) was more than enough for me!

I came fucking her doggystyle and, after the customary shower, we went togheter on the balcony where we shared a cigarette and a coupel of beer from the minibar. At this point I was ready for some sleep but Jaeb asked me if I like dancing.

I said "where do you want to go dancing? ". She replied "Insomnia".

Twenty minutes later we were at Insomnia.

The club is not bad but it starts getting populated around 3 AM, exactly the time we arrived there. Nice place for afterhours but I would suggest Insomnia only to people who may enjoy a party on the beach in Ibiza.

Anyway I liked it.

We had some drinks, danced, some more drinks and we left at 5 AM.

In 15 minutes we were sleeping in my hotel room while the sun was rising on Pattaya.

Italy 1974

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The Departed
02-04-09, 19:32
I have been doing some relaxing diving with Aquanauts of Soi 6. The sea is nice at the moment. So too are the Russian chicks on the other boats. Weekends are a good time to hit on lonesome Western women. Particularly nice is going to Soi 6 before 8 am and looking at the yabba hookers still plying their trade. Better still is returning in the pick up truck in the late afternoon, driving down Soi 6 and being mobbed by hookers on all sides. It gives a bird’s eye view for later hunting and is much more of a kick than the foot patrol. On the downside, a lot of the interns seem to have the clap. Too much of a good thing, I guess.

The Russians are a delight to look at but hard nuts to prize open. Any advice?

Warbucks
02-05-09, 05:40
TD,

Guess who wrote the first quote below? Seems like you do care about what others think and your feelings are hurt :confused:. Of course you are free to do as you please however; those are some poignant words you wrote below and they are very apropos for this forum. Too bad you can't abide by your own words. Why do you care if someone doesn’t like your reports or pictures? If total acceptance is so important take some solace in the fact that there are members, (including me) who are supportive of you and have said so. Also see Jackson's response below to another member in a similar situation as yours. Good Luck!

TD don’t let these guys get you down. I read some wise words somewhere that stated there was not one man on this earth that has escaped criticism. With that being said there are some real Sociopaths on ISG. Ignore them man. This is Jackson’s forum as Run man posted. I enjoyed the reports I like the stories. Some guys just like short stories and pictures of ass and tits. You got some members with over 1000 photos who have not posted photos. We are all different. There is no right or wrong way to do it outside the rules stated by Jackson.

Take care.

Daddy07
02-05-09, 06:11
A couple of 200 baht notes paved the way to my room.

Great report, Italy. Sounds like you had a wonderful time here in paradise.

I'm wondering where you found those extremely rare 200 baht notes as I would love to add a few of them to my Thai currency collection. :D

Italy 1974
02-05-09, 13:13
Great report, Italy. Sounds like you had a wonderful time here in paradise.

I'm wondering where you found those extremely rare 200 baht notes as I would love to add a few of them to my Thai currency collection. :DThanks.

Still wondering where to find more of those 200 baht notes.

Italy 1974

Striker34
02-05-09, 13:37
I awoke late after an early morning dancing/drinking session in Insomnia with a couple of wg’s. I’d never been to Insomnia before and was clearly a bit drunk as I was enjoying the laser light show. A great place for a late pick-up if you’ve not scored elsewhere; enough light to see who/what you are talking too, unlike Lucifers, which I find too dark to be sure that the girl you are talking to is attractive – or even a girl!

Feeling slightly average I decided to take the baht bus down to Soi 3 to check out Welkom Inn, which I had read about previously in this forum. At first glance the girls don’t seem too hot, and it is quite loud and smoky. After half a beer though some smaller, younger ones seemed to materialise out of nowhere.

I resisted the temptation to take 2 for a ‘lady eat lady’ and ‘lady play with toy’ show, and settled on a 25yo from Khon Kaen. Ae had a lovely Issan face and reasonable body and we hit it off while chatting at the bar. 300 baht bar fine and a short walk to the rooms in the back on the ground floor found us getting undressed in a small but clean room with shower and toilet. Some of the Soi 6 bars have shared showers and I am always paranoid that my gear will be lifted while I’m showering.

Ae gave me the obligatory wash and began BBBJ in the shower before drying me off and washing herself. She joined me on the bed and continued a very nice BBBJ while I stroked her very smooth brown skin. Other than complaining that ‘you too much water’ the BBBJ was good – so much so that I had to break and spin her around for 69. She seemed to enjoy that a lot, telling me after a few minutes that she had to fuck. Rubber on she climbed on cowgirl before whispering’ I no tell you before, I cum very quick, hahaha’. She got into a rhythm and proceeded to do just that which was nice. Reverse cowgirl for a bit, and I thought she was going for it again before telling me ‘you fuck me now’. Some mish then leg over the shoulders before she rolled on top again to pound me a bit more. We finished doggy, with her arse propped up on a pillow – a very good effort.

Name: Ae
Age: 25
Nationality: Thai – Khon Kaen
Looks: 7/10 (pretty with nice smile)
Body: 7/10 (great skin texture)
Tits: 6/10 (not big and starting to loose a bit of firmness)
GFE and attitude: 8/10 (was getting a bit eager to finish at the 20 min mark)
BBBJ: 7/10
CIM: Offered but not taken
A levels: Not on offer.
Time: 60 mins
Price: 300 baht bar, 800 baht + tip (200 baht)
Return?: Yes

I then slowly walked back to Walking Street along Beach Road. A lot of wg’s sitting/standing along the footpath – the youngest / best IMHO between Mike’s shopping centre and the centre with Ripley’s in it (forget the name). I have never got the hang of picking up wg’s on Beach Road in broad daylight in front of assorted Thai and farang tourists – guess more practive required!

A pic of tonight's sunset over the beer garden. I haven't worked out why this hasn't taken off with Beach Road set. Seems a more convenient arrangement, but I guess some traditions never die.

Last night tonight – think I may treat myself to a Heaven Above showgirl before getting a LT from Soi 7 or 8. I could get very used to living in Pattaya, though would have to come up with a more healthy routine than PM session, drinking, evening session, drinking, sleeping, late wake-up if I wanted to survive!

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Street Sleuth
02-06-09, 18:33
The Russians are a delight to look at but hard nuts to prize open. Any advice?

Diving: Haven't gotten around to diving yet in Pattaya, though I've wanted to. I'm a bit annoyed by the relative high pricing (3500 baht?) - given everything else is so cheap....

Russian Girls: Helps to speak Russian - which I do. Russians are definitely tougher than Thai girls - no comparison, really. One thing to consider - they are usually in Thailand on package tours - airfare/hotel/food all paid in advance. If the girls are here on their own (w/out sugar daddy), they will often have minimal spending cash - they save up just enough for the package tour.

Result - they want to go off and do other stuff (not included in tour) but don't have the cash - so, that's where you come in! Offer to take them out to a nightclub - Russian chicks love nightclubs. They'll often say yes, even if they aren't terribly interested in you - they know you'll pay all their drinks.

PM If you are interested in a partner for assistance, I've been meaning to track down the Russian tourist girls....I speak Russian, so can actually be of real assistance :)

David 2
02-06-09, 19:22
Thanks.

Still wondering where to find more of those 200 baht notes.

Italy 1974Those notes are roughtly equivalent to my $6 US bills.

Would you be interested in a trade?

Dan7373
02-06-09, 21:27
I was wondering how easy is it to buy Viagra at pharmacies in Pattaya?

I've heard you can buy it at some bars and other places. But I'm a little concerned about possibly buying fake Viagra pills that might not work as intended.

Can you just walk into a Pharmacy at Mike Shopping Center and buy it there?

Being somewhat older than the ladies are, I could certainly use some performance enhancing drugs such as Viagra to keep up with the young ladies. I've never tried using it before. But from what I've read about it. Viagra can turn a normal guy into a super stud. It can make you stay hard and able to ride for a good couple hours or more. Which would be fantastic to have for a two-lady sandwich massage at one of those massage places in Pattaya.

Taking out two ladies for a sandwich massage sounds pretty good to me. But I'm a little concerned that I might not be able to take full advantage of both ladies, unless I take some Viagra.

Daddy07
02-07-09, 01:27
I was wondering how easy is it to buy Viagra at pharmacies in Pattaya?...
Very easy.

I recommend the generic Kamagra which is cheap, works great, and can be bought in tablet or oral jelly form at small pharmacies all over Pattaya.

Nibiru
02-07-09, 15:00
Cyalys, and Cobra brand Yhohime bark I think works better my friend with some Gensing and B Complex.

I have tried Viagra and there is a 'window' of opportunity for the effects to work right., Cyalysis (sp) works better cause it last longer. Not sure what is in Karagra (sp) that was mentioned.

My caution is that it gives me one HELL OF A HEAD ACHE! when mixed with Alchohol. Get a boner, but when you head is throbbing as well, puts a downer on the events...just a thought.

Has anyone drank on the stuff they mentioned here ? know whats in it?

Be interested to know.

Thanks

Sainter21
02-08-09, 01:25
I experienced headaches with Viagra as well....although I have never been completely sober on it.
Last trip I used the soft chewable Cialis with outstanding results.

Member #3443
02-08-09, 06:35
Kamagra is similar to Viagra. All have side effects listed on the packages. Ones listed are flushing or headaches. I find Levitra (20mg) works much better and I don't get the headaches and much, much less flushing. When I do get viagra, I get the generic Veetab made in India. It genrally comes in 50mg tablets vice the 100mg you get with viagra. Less headaches with the 50mg.

Westsider
02-08-09, 06:50
Most agree the results differ with each person. I've tried them all and my results are just the opposite of below. I found Viagra to have more power than Vitamin C. All types have some side effect, i.e. headaches, hard to cum, etc., so some experimentation is required to minimize the side effect. Viagra comes in dosage of 50, 100 & 200mg. IMO the trick is to use as little as possible with the the required results. I halve 50mg pills for quick and guaranteed results, with minimal side affects. For marathon sessions I replenish with another 50mg halve every 2-4 hours. I plan to move up the dossage when I grow up and reach 60 or 70.

Lucabkk
02-08-09, 09:15
After a while I really missed Pattaya.

Total price was 1200 baht for her (I tipped her an extra 500 baht) and 300 for the bar, drinks not included.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.Dear Italy 1974.

I'm Italian same you and I live in Pattaya for the last 7 yrs.

I think you must understand one thing, do you know how much cost a lady in our country and why?

I think now from 100 euro up and because people like you like give TIP like that than they start to ask more and more.

I know you feel a rich guy here to give 10 euro tips that is nothings for you but in a short while don't bother if from 700 bath you find 3000 bath for short time. They learn very fast are more smart than us.

So please, for you and for all the guys that thay want fell rich, pleas don't spoil the market I think we don't want Russian and thai lady at the same price no?

NO INSULT. Only a real thing.

Thank you

Striker34
02-09-09, 17:52
Afternoon session on Soi 6. Took a walk up and down the soi and eventually found this cutie who was slim but shapely and had a very cheeky grin at the bar next to the pharmacy (sorry. Forgot the name).

Phaun (sp? ) took my inside to the sofa where she was surprised when I bought her a drink. After negotiating the price (300 for bar, 700 for girl) we went upstairs to a large, cleanish room but with shared shower.

After showering and drying off she proceeded straight into sucking my nipples, then BBBJ, which was good. A bit of 69. Fresh and good looking pussy. She seemed to enjoy the clit attention. She then put a cover on me and jumped on top. She was very tight, even after the DATY. First customer for the day she claimed. We cowgirled for a long time. She was seeming to enjoy it and even came while on top. Eventually she claimed tiredness and rolled over into mish. Having had a huge session the night before this was doing nothing for me so I was able to pound her for ages with her legs in a variety of positions. She almost came again but seemed to disengage herself before I could coax it out of her. Finished doggie. Both in a lather of sweat (aircon and fan not enough).

Cleaned me off, showered and went downstairs where she made me promise to come again (and I probably will on my next trip).

Stats:

Name: Phuan
Age: 24
Nationality: Thai
Looks: 7/10 (pretty with nice smile)
Body: 7/10 (slim but shaply but bad skin on back)
Tits: 7/10 (not really big but firm)
GFE and attitude : 8/10 (good)
BBBJ: 7/10
CIM: Offered but not taken
Anal: Not offered
AR: Didn't ask
Time: 40 mins
Price: Bht 1000
WIR: Yes

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Italy 1974
02-09-09, 20:24
Ciao,

first of all I don't need to give 500 baht (or 10 euro) tip for feeling myself rich.
I am not a tourist and I come to Thailand every month for 3/4 days because I have a company and my business brings me in Bangkok monthly. So I think to know something about thai girls, barfine, prices and so on.

I just think that tipping a girl that provided a very good serice does not mean overpaying or "spoil the market".

And I think that 500 baht is an acceptable amount as tipping.

Of course I don't think that everyone must agree on that.

It's just my opinion and I would appreciate if you respect it.

Still I will keep on tipping if tip is well deserved.

I will be in bangkok at the end of this month. If you want to have a beer togheter in Pattaya I will be more than happy to come to see you there.

Arrivederci,

Italy 1974


Dear Italy 1974.

I'm Italian same you and I live in Pattaya for the last 7 yrs.

I think you must understand one thing, do you know how much cost a lady in our country and why?

I think now from 100 euro up and because people like you like give TIP like that than they start to ask more and more.

I know you feel a rich guy here to give 10 euro tips that is nothings for you but in a short while don't bother if from 700 bath you find 3000 bath for short time. They learn very fast are more smart than us.

So please, for you and for all the guys that thay want fell rich, pleas don't spoil the market I think we don't want Russian and thai lady at the same price no?

NO INSULT. Only a real thing.

Thank you

Striker34
02-12-09, 06:19
The first time I ever mongered in Pattaya (2007) I ST a girl from Peppermint that I have fantasied about ever since. On my recent trip back I ST her again in order to live out my fantasy - doogying her in the back passage. Reluctantly she agreed, and now I can turn my mind to other things :-)

Stats:
Name: Air
Age: 21
Nationality: Thai
Looks: 7/10 (young looking, pretty with nice smile, but starting to get the hardened, aged look of the long time worker)
Body: 7/10 (slim but shaply - putting weight on in the arse - doesn't care any more?)
Tits: 6/10 (small but firm with lovely nipples)
GFE and attitude : 5/10 (she has gone downhill in this area since I first met her - definately only for the money now)
BBBJ: 7/10
CIM: Offered but not taken
Anal: Tight though not a virgin - definately enjoyable :-)
AR: Didn't ask
Time: 40 mins
Price: Bht 1500 + bar
WIR: Possibly

Peppermint has a lot of girls, though IMHO not as many stunners as it used to have (maybe I'm getting more picky). There are some girls who offer and will give a great GFE and many others (unfortunately now including Air) who are hardened ST-only girls who want to do the deed then return quickly to get the next punter. Personally I'd prefer to pay a bit more for a genuine GFE type and LT for the overnight experience, but still worth a visit to check out Peppermint if you haven't been, as their variety is great.
Walking street, up the first set of escalators on the right from the Beach Road end, and straight ahead (watch out for the ladyboys in the ground floor bar).

I Yak Yak You
02-14-09, 13:26
Stay away from this place! Had some major issues with some drunk patrons and not one manager steped up to help. Been in there several times and the chicks have attidude, but not the looks to back it up. It's a tough economy and you can spend your $ in many other places that appreciate you. Try What's Up directly accros it's execellent.

Mimonger
02-14-09, 16:09
And I think that 500 baht is an acceptable amount as tipping.

Of course I don't think that everyone must agree on that.

It's just my opinion and I would appreciate if you respect it.

Still I will keep on tipping if tip is well deserved.

Italy 1974

Italy 1974, I have no problem with you tipping or how much you tip, especially when they "earn it". How about tipping Jackson, after all he is the one who put this great site up for us to share, I see you are just a regular member. Pony up a tip for the great Jackson, and become a senior member.

Arrivederci, M&M

Italy 1974
02-14-09, 16:24
Italy 1974, I have no problem with you tipping or how much you tip, especially when they "earn it". How about tipping Jackson, after all he is the one who put this great site up for us to share, I see you are just a regular member. Pony up a tip for the great Jackson, and become a senior member.

Arrivederci, M&MHello Mimonger,

I am happy to inform you that I have sent the application (and the money) for becoming a senior member at the beginning of this week.

I am glad tha tyou understand my view about tipping.

Ciao,

Italy 1974

Amjeck
02-15-09, 13:54
Ciao,



I just think that tipping a girl that provided a very good serice does not mean overpaying or "spoil the market".


Don't worry, the market is already "spoiled". Guys have been overpaying the girls for years. Laying out large tips just labels you as a "nice guy" amongst the girls, and we all know what that means.

Johnyok
02-15-09, 14:26
So my last visit to Thailand was in 2006 and I had a blast then so when I arrive on the 20th I know I will have a blast too. I have two questions. First, whats the best way to get from the airport to Pattaya? Second, where is the best soapy in Pattaya?

Thanks in advance?Hi there,

The best way to get to Pattaya from the airport is by taxi from the taxi both outside of airport it cost about 1200 to 1500 baht one way amnd takes between 2 to 2. 5 hours there are a few soapys in Pattaya and easy to get to but I don't normaly bother with them. If you want a female for short time head for soi 6. But you can get a female from just about anywere in Pattaya ok.

Kpmgey
02-15-09, 20:06
Hi Guys,

I was in Thailand for 5 days during last week of Jan. And thanks to ISG and some mongers from Pattaya (specially retired forever) it turned out to be a great experience. I reached banagkok with couple of my friends on 22nd Jan in morning and took a cab and reached the paradise by afternoon. Took a hotel (Beach Inn. 550 baht/day. Good hotel on great location) on walking street itself. Slept for few hours before headng out on Walking street and beach road to have the first hand experience of Pattaya. First reaction was what a place. So many beauties around and everything was so easy. Girls and girls and girls all around. Ofcourse many white guys/Russians and few Indians. Well headed to a bar and had a beer before checking a gogo.Sweetgirls on WS. Soon we were joined by gogo beauties. Offered few lady drinks and they were all over. Left the place and went to another. Named babylon. Encircled by gals; first time I saw a show where a girl was smoking with pussy, hitting ballons in the hands of audience by throwing a shrapnel through her pussy and writing welcome on paper by putting a pen in her hole. Went out after spending an hour there and had dinner. After dinner was on walking street and saw this Malaysian origin babe Mimi strolling around. Tall, cute and tight body/. Picked her for ST 800 bucks and headed for hotel. Had a shower and follwed by beer. Then went on for the the deed. Initialy mimi was bit shy but she opened after intial foreplay and bit of fingering. , she sucked well and then let me do whatever I wanted to. Was ready for anal even, but I din’t try. Decided to keep her for full night after her great performance. We slept after cuddling and talking to each other for another half an hour. Had another great session in morning banging in all postions and sent her after paying 1400 bucks for full night. So started with a good GFE experience.

Day 2. Got up in afternoon had lunch and then headed for Pattaya central mall. A grand parade was going to happen on account of Chinese new year on that day. Some"mardi grass" festival. What a parade it was. Almost all Pattaya was there with lot of foreigners. Was great way to know more about Thai culture there along with seeing so many beautiful bar gals, dancing with loud music. Saw some amazing beauties there. Everybody was virtually partying there. Parade went on for 4-5 hours followed by terrific fireworks. Turned out to be a great day and lucky to be present there to see that beautiful event. After all the celebration I was heading towards hotel when I saw this beauty Anna with her friends leaving the place. Smiled at her and she smiled back and asked if she was available. She quoted 1k ST and agreed for 700 for 2 hours. Took her to hotel and had a great sesson with all smiles, no fuss and great customer service with all positions.

Day 3. After two days of pretty good sex and fun I did not know that best was still to come. Went to jomtein beach in afternoon and had few beers and massage there on beach from a thai gal. Took baht taxi to hotel in evening and rested for couple of hours. Got up at 7 and headed to Superdolls a gogo bar on walking street. Saw few gud gals there full nude and had fun with couple of gals. Went out and headed for windmill gogo. It was full with lot of kinky stuff going on. Some guys pushing bananas in pussies and some gals licking pussies of other gals. Too crowded. Had a beer and left the place. Went to a beer bar named performance and had great time with some total crazy gals there. After dinner got into Lucifer disk. Danced around with few chicks, it was around 12. 30 and I was leaving the disc when suddenly this gal caught my eye dancing at the entrance of disc. She saw me and it was like come and do me now. Took her in arms and she resonded with kissing me like crazy. She quoted 1500 for full night. It took us 15 minutes to make a deal as we were not leaving each other to do a sensible discussion. She agreed on 1200 and took her to hotel. By the time we reached hotel the passion was totally ignited. We were out of our clothes in less than 10 seconds while our lips were locked to each other. Went to bathroom and she gave me a awesome BJ under shower. (I am getting erections while writing and thinking about it). After shower she blowed me like for good 10 minutes. Great oral skills. Did her in missionary then she came over incowgal and rolled my dick in her hole like a mixer. I was in heaven. She turned around and did same with me facing her back. Followed by doggie and another BJ and CIM. After an hour of wild sex she took me to insomnia disc in front of my hotel. Danced with her for half an hour, had couple of beers and then went on to play snooker. After a game we sat on a sofa there and starting kisiing again and fondeling her in open publicaly. We were ready for another session. Took her and headed for hotel for another great session. Fuked her and slept well while hugging each other. Got up at 10 in the morning and she did brush with my dick. Fuked her again and paid her 1400 bucks for giving me time of my life. I was totally exhausted after three days of continous sex and thought of spending my last day in Bangkok shopping around. After spending three exciting days I left Pattaya in evening and reached Bangkok. Did some shopping next day and took a thai maasage near sukhumvit area before leaving for airport.

Well it was one of the best experience I ever had. I still think about Luck sometimes. Hope I meet her again. It cost me around 30K INR(600$) (including 14k Bangalore/Bangkok airfare), but I think it was value for money. Thai gals are beautiful. Awesome attitude and great skills. All with ever smiling face. I have become big fan of Thai gals and I will definitely go back asap. Will rather save for thai trip than fucking in Bangalore after paying high end girls (with attitude problem).

See pics below.

KP

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Nibiru
02-16-09, 19:55
Hi there,

The best way to get to Pattaya from the airport is by taxi from the taxi both outside of airport it cost about 1200 to 1500 baht one way amnd takes between 2 to 2. 5 hours.Someone mentioned there were 'toll charges'? Offered 1700 all inclusive. Is this a rip and would you sugest just taking a taxi. Too bad taxis dont offer a girl to 'debrief' you durning the 2hr ride. lol

What do you sugest for a clean cheap hotel around a $1000baht? that allow girls? Saw an ad, but cant find it now. => thx

Bill Miami
02-16-09, 20:00
Guys, as somebody that spends two afternoons a week on Soi 6 for the last 4 years I would like to offer a little advice. The girls ask for 700 Baht, the price is 500 Baht. They will ALL take 500 Baht.

You new guys paying 700 Baht are going to drive up the price for all of us. Just joking! Seriously, all you have to say is "500 Baht" and it is no problem.

Nibiru
02-16-09, 20:04
Ok I did not look before asking. Here is a link for the others for Transportation.

Thanks to the effort that went into this...someone buy him a beer.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2793

Now to look for hotels. Someone mentioned Beach Inn? I goggled but cant seem to find. Where abouts?

Bill Miami
02-16-09, 20:07
I experienced headaches with Viagra as well....although I have never been completely sober on it.
Last trip I used the soft chewable Cialis with outstanding results.


There is a lot of imitation stuff on the market.

The way to make sure you getting the real stuff, which should not give you a headache, is to ask for it by saying the following "Indian Viagra" and make sure to tell them "Green."

The GREEN pills are the real stuff. A lot of the BLUE pills are the imitation that will give you headaches. DO NOT use the blue pills, if the pharmacy your at does not have the Green just go to the one next door and they will have it. There are pharmacies here ever 20 feet or so.

Bill Miami
02-16-09, 20:15
Can anybody tell me are there any blow job bars left in Pattaya, was there in August and on soi 6 they would start you of in bar but insisted on going to room to finish, am going back in March so any info would be welcome.

By far, no comparison the best BJ bar in the city also has the best name for a bar in the city; it is called "My Friend You Bar." It is on Soi 6 and can have as many as 30 to 40 girls sitting out front at any given time.

Sss Foru
02-16-09, 20:58
Hey KP,

Its realy nice you had gr8 fun :)with your 1st Thai trip.

But dont forgett to inform me and kriss before planning your next trip.

Any way i like the pic of anna she is realy cute!nice pics.

Happy n safe mongaring.

Sss forU


Hi Guys,

Thai gals are beautiful. Awesome attitude and great skills. All with ever smiling face. I have become big fan of Thai gals and I will definitely go back asap. Will rather save for thai trip than fucking in Bangalore after paying high end girls (with attitude problem).

See pics below.

KP

Fawn The Guyver
02-16-09, 21:17
Hi all

I will go to Pattaya in 1 month, and I will have only 3 days without my wife.
I want to know which Massage Parlor ( body ) is better Susies at soi 4, Diamond Massage ( aka VIP Massage ) soi Diamond, or PP.

I would be happy if you tell me how it is, and not only GOOD / BAD ...


thanks

Cam Bodia
02-17-09, 00:01
By far, no comparison the best BJ bar in the city also has the best name for a bar in the city; it is called "My Friend You Bar." It is on Soi 6 and can have as many as 30 to 40 girls sitting out front at any given time.thanks bill we will be there in april so will definately give it a go

AfAsia
02-17-09, 03:15
Took a hotel (Beach Inn. 550 baht/day. Good hotel on great location) on walking street itself. Slept for few hours before headng out on Walking street and beach road to have the first hand experience of Pattaya. First reaction was what a place.


Appreciations for the report. Did a search for the hotel you mentioned, drew a blank unfortunately, tried to PM you, appears you have exceeded your message allowance.

Could you kindly post the address and contact details of Beach Inn Hotel in the relevant thread? First trip for me, Sept, and as of yet have to book a hotel, better get my finger out. Your report convinced me this is the area to stay in...Walking street?

Asia Rob
02-17-09, 08:01
Appreciations for the report. Did a search for the hotel you mentioned, drew a blank unfortunately, tried to PM you, appears you have exceeded your message allowance.

Could you kindly post the address and contact details of Beach Inn Hotel in the relevant thread? First trip for me, Sept, and as of yet have to book a hotel, better get my finger out. Your report convinced me this is the area to stay in. Walking street? Just a thought: why don; t you consider the Penthouse? Monger heaven with rooms starting at 995 baht/night. On site gogo bar, pool, jacuzzi, etc, etc, etc. Easy to find on Google.

Hades
02-17-09, 08:05
been here in pattaya for a few days now. so far got a hj from a massage girl who was very randy and tipped 200b.

followed that up with a trip to [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) but there doesnt seem to be any decent talent there. i tried to find the best but still wasnt as hot as the ones in bkk. she had no qualms tho about letting me finger her which was nice.

last night i barfined one of the bartenders at peppermint who have to be topless all the time. she was quite fun behind the bar but when you get her home, typical sleepy, watching tv etc. it annoyed me. i tried to get her to turn her phone off so the whole "my friend is sick and needs me" crap wouldnt occur. price was 600b bf and 1000 st. i know never to bf lt here anymore.

but yeah the oral wasnt good and would only do it covered, and the sex was typical starfish matieral. tried doggy but it just wouldnt go in and as soon as i tried, the condom broke but it was ok because i hadnt entered her and i went and washed off anyway.

truly disappointing. still trying to find a mindblowing experience. [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) was lacklustre and the best i have gotten so far is that hj from that massage chick.

also staying at opey de place which is up the road from areca. when i rocked up, they said they lost my booking so no deluxe room for me, but i got a standard room overlooking the street for 800 a night. has free dodgy wifi which is ok. nice pool. over all not to bad.

going to explore soi six sometime soon, but have to stretch my finances. being here and being a poor student sucks but i know next time i come here, i will have no money worries and maybe it will be even more boring when you can get everything you want with no fear of running out of cash.

Mai Yao
02-17-09, 08:21
Cyalys, and Cobra brand Yhohime bark I think works better my friend with some Gensing and B Complex.

I have tried Viagra and there is a 'window' of opportunity for the effects to work right., Cyalysis (sp) works better cause it last longer. Not sure what is in Karagra (sp) that was mentioned.

My caution is that it gives me one HELL OF A HEAD ACHE! when mixed with Alchohol. Get a boner, but when you head is throbbing as well, puts a downer on the events...just a thought.

Has anyone drank on the stuff they mentioned here ? know whats in it?

Be interested to know.

Thanks

Beware of YOHIMBE, it can be very dangerous: www.personalhealthzone.com/yohimbe.html

I have taken the local forms of V. (Kamagra, Panagra) and Ciallis (Apcallis) for years with no side affects except that my face blushes and I sweat a lot more. Has anybody else noticed this?

Mai Yao
02-17-09, 08:29
been here in pattaya for a few days now. so far got a hj from a massage girl who was very randy and tipped 200b.

followed that up with a trip to [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) but there doesnt seem to be any decent talent there. i tried to find the best but still wasnt as hot as the ones in bkk. she had no qualms tho about letting me finger her which was nice.

last night i barfined one of the bartenders at peppermint who have to be topless all the time. she was quite fun behind the bar but when you get her home, typical sleepy, watching tv etc. it annoyed me. i tried to get her to turn her phone off so the whole "my friend is sick and needs me" crap wouldnt occur. price was 600b bf and 1000 st. i know never to bf lt here anymore.

but yeah the oral wasnt good and would only do it covered, and the sex was typical starfish matieral. tried doggy but it just wouldnt go in and as soon as i tried, the condom broke but it was ok because i hadnt entered her and i went and washed off anyway.

truly disappointing. still trying to find a mindblowing experience. [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) was lacklustre and the best i have gotten so far is that hj from that massage chick.

also staying at opey de place which is up the road from areca. when i rocked up, they said they lost my booking so no deluxe room for me, but i got a standard room overlooking the street for 800 a night. has free dodgy wifi which is ok. nice pool. over all not to bad.

going to explore soi six sometime soon, but have to stretch my finances. being here and being a poor student sucks but i know next time i come here, i will have no money worries and maybe it will be even more boring when you can get everything you want with no fear of running out of cash.

if you want to economize, some of the guest houses across the street from opey de place (la katai and valentines for example) have quite decent rooms, both small and large for b400-up. you can use the pool at j&p for a small daily charge: somewhere close to b80.

Rocksoff
02-17-09, 08:57
Just a thought: why don; t you consider the Penthouse? Monger heaven with rooms starting at 995 baht/night. On site gogo bar, pool, jacuzzi, etc, etc, etc. Easy to find on Google.

I didn't find it quite so heavenly. My room had many little cockroach things scurrying around when the lights came on, they specify only one girl except if it's a Kitten Club girl, and they piled on a couple of surcharges above the quoted price. And the porn on TV was unwatchable, something wrong with both sound and picture. Except for the gay channels. Otherwise OK ..

Bill Miami
02-17-09, 17:43
This is why I don't post here too much anymore. Because all of the stupid PM's I get from guys who are too lazy to read the board. Here are a few of the last few PM's and my responses.

"I am from UK and will be going to Pattaya from 7th and 12th March. Any ideas what is the best way to get a girl to the hotel?"

What are you joking? Why don't you ask her? Nothing you have ever seen or nowhere you have ever been is like Pattaya.

Here is another one.

"I like girls with big tits, where do I go to find them"

Why not do like I do, and go from bar to bar to find one you like and take here home with you.

I will tell you guys 4 stories of experiences I have had in the last month, just to try and give you an idea what you in for when you come here.

1) I have lived here 4 years and I go out with a guy that has lived here 10 years. We go to walking street. He takes me to a GO-GO bar on one of the side streets I NEVER knew was even there before. It was great.

We leave there and I take him to one of my favorite GO-GO bars on a side street on the 2nd floor of a shop house. He had NEVER been there before. He loved it.

What I am saying is there are so many bars and so many women it is impossible to visit them all, even if you live here and that is all you do every night like I do.

2) About a month ago, in the afternoon I am coming back to my condo at about 4 PM after visiting Soi 6 and having some good lesbo action and a few beers.

I go into my condo building, I live in a big building and a girl is just coming down in the elevator. She asks me "How I am doing" I tell her fine. She tells me the friend she was visiting was not feeling good and could I come up to my room with me.

She was stunning and I said OK. I tell her I can only pay her 500 Baht, because I just had two girls and was tired. She says OK, and works me over for the next two hours.

3) About 3 weeks ago I go on my 3 month Visa run to Cambodia. I am in Cambodia and I sit under a little tree in the shade and watch where the visa's are processed and wait until the people in line before me leave and I know my visa will be coming up next. That way I don't have to sit in the hot sun.

I see this 5'-10" blond, with hair down to her ass, short mini skirt and a nice set of fake 37s sit down and wait for her visa. She is SO beautiful. I think to myself, another Russian girl.

When the line leaves I go over and wait for my visa and start talking to the tall blond. Turns out she is from Australia, I ask her for her number and tell her I will take her out the next night.

We go out and have a great time. I tell her she can stay in one of my empty condos I am trying to sell; it is the equivalent of a 5 Star hotel room. She says OK and moves her stuff in right away.

Turns out she likes to do the same thing I do. Go out to GO GO bars and pick up spectacular Lesbos. This has been going on for 3 weeks now and thank god she is going back to Australia next week, because I can barely walk anymore. She is such a sex freak, she is about to kill me. Three and four stunning Lesbos a night is just too much, even for me.

4) At 8 AM a few mornings ago, I leave the girls in the room and go back to my condo so I can get some sleep. I stop at the little convenience store in my building to get some water.

There is a dazzling blond that is like 6'-3" getting cigarettes when I walk in. This time she is Russian, of course I never turn down an opportunity and take her upstairs for a few hours for 1,000 Baht.

CONCLUSION:

This is what my last month has been like. And every month is like this. There are girls everywhere. Every time I go out, and it does not matter where I go, I get hit on by some sensational girl looking for a little extra money.

And since, I really want to help the Thai economy I am always willing to do my part for the good of the community.

For those of you that have not been here, nothing you have ever seen, experienced or been is like Pattaya. You will love it, that is if you like having as many girls as you want, whenever you want, and all the time you want. That is.

Kurtweiler
02-17-09, 17:47
Beware of YOHIMBE, it can be very dangerous: www.personalhealthzone.com/yohimbe.html

I have taken the local forms of V. (Kamagra, Panagra) and Ciallis (Apcallis) for years with no side affects except that my face blushes and I sweat a lot more. Has anybody else noticed this?Yes, I have had the same experience. Kamagra has also given me headache, sometimes, maybe depending on how much I take and how much beer I drink. But it does work!

Kpmgey
02-17-09, 18:49
Hey KP,

Its realy nice you had gr8 fun :)with your 1st Thai trip.

But dont forgett to inform me and kriss before planning your next trip.Thanks Shyam. Sure will definitly inform you guys next time I am heading to LOS. Infact I told Kris before I left. Will try to make another trip in 5-6 months, and would be great if we can make our next trip togther. Also my place is free this week. But no good contacts man. Please pm any contacts if you have. Something good in 5k range.

Kp

David 2
02-17-09, 18:51
by far, no comparison the best bj bar in the city also has the best name for a bar in the city; it is called "my friend you bar." it is on soi 6 and can have as many as 30 to 40 girls sitting out front at any given time.

thanks for the recommendation, bill. i'll be there in 2 weeks (my 3rd trip in 12 months) and i've only tried [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) for bjs. are the prices at "my friend you bar" the same as [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900)? if i remember i paid 700 thb. i've also read that there is one on soi post office called the pump station??? what's your opinion?

thanks a million.

Kpmgey
02-17-09, 18:58
Now to look for hotels. Someone mentioned Beach Inn? I goggled but cant seem to find. Where abouts?[/QUOTE]Hi Nibiru,

I did reply you on PM on your hotel query. Not sure if you got it. Anyways Beach inn is right on walking street. Directly opposite to FLb bar/insomnia disc (insomnia is just next to flb bar). Opposite the flb bar you will see few pool tables in bar. Just cross those tables about 10 meter inside and you will find the hotel on right hand side. Hotel is very clean. Staff is decent and cost is 550 baht/nite. No charges for guests. Good value for money. Let me know if you have any other queries.

Kp

Kpmgey
02-17-09, 19:17
Appreciations for the report. Did a search for the hotel you mentioned, drew a blank unfortunately, tried to PM you, appears you have exceeded your message allowance.

Could you kindly post the address and contact details of Beach Inn Hotel in the relevant thread? First trip for me, Sept, and as of yet have to book a hotel, better get my finger out. Your report convinced me this is the area to stay in...Walking street?Beach Inn hotel is actualy a bar and hotel combine, right on Walking Street (opposite the FLB Bar). FLB bar comes just before Insomnia disc and a place called ocean bar. You will see lot of snooker tables in Beach inn bar and hotel is just after that on right side. Hotel is clean and Guest friendly for 550 bahts per night. No girl charges. Only problem is loud music throughout the night played in bar. But who want to sleep in pattya at night. Right?

Bill Miami
02-17-09, 22:02
thanks for the recommendation, bill. i'll be there in 2 weeks (my 3rd trip in 12 months) and i've only tried [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) for bjs. are the prices at "my friend you bar" the same as [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900)? if i remember i paid 700 thb. i've also read that there is one on soi post office called the pump station??? what's your opinion?

thanks a million.


the pump station is a dump. i don't like it. i wrote this below. all the girls on soi 6 the standard price is 500 for girl and 300 for bar. they ask for 700. don't pay it, they will all go for 500.

Beer 30
02-18-09, 03:47
Someone mentioned there were 'toll charges'? Offered 1700 all inclusive. Is this a rip and would you sugest just taking a taxi. Too bad taxis dont offer a girl to 'debrief' you durning the 2hr ride. lol

What do you sugest for a clean cheap hotel around a $1000baht? that allow girls? Saw an ad, but cant find it now. => thxI like the Roof Garden Inn, it is a baht bus ride from the main action but it is good, girl friendly and quite.

Opebo
02-18-09, 10:59
the pump station is a dump. i don't like it. i wrote this below. all the girls on soi 6 the standard price is 500 for girl and 300 for bar. they ask for 700. don't pay it, they will all go for 500.

i also dislike pump station, though not because it is a 'dump' - i dislike the pricing and money-squeezing attitude. last i was there they charged 370 baht 'to the bar', and demanded something like 500 to the girls - this was nearly 900 baht for a mere bj! i think the actual price used to be 370 baht all in, in more reasonable times, but through years of squeezing and dumbass overpaying we have reached 900 baht blow jobs. (900 baht = $25, by the way, which isn't much different from what a bj costs back home).

that said i have always had much more erotic blow jobs at pump station than at [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) - a rather cold and clinical place.

don't get me wrong, i will occasionally splurge and pay the 500+300 price on soi six, but at least there full service is automatically included, unlike pump station. as you said there is almost never any need to pay more than 800 baht all in on soi six (or for that matter in the great majority of beer bars). i would say the only occasions when it might be necessary is for anal or bareback.

Amjeck
02-18-09, 13:20
I also dislike Pump Station, though not because it is a 'dump' - I dislike the pricing and money-squeezing attitude. Last I was there they charged 370 baht 'to the bar', and demanded something like 500 to the girls - this was nearly 900 baht for a mere BJ! I think the actual price used to be 370 baht all in, in more reasonable times, but through years of squeezing and dumbass overpaying we have reached 900 baht blow jobs.

Yah, way to much to pay for a bj , especially considering the low quality of talent at PS. The same "dumbasses" you mention are probably the same guys who pay 800 (300 + 500) for a hj in an MP.

Onlineranger
02-18-09, 18:26
Hi Everybody,

Sorry to keep the racial agenda ON but had a few thoughts which I did want to share. The original post is in Bangkok section since the information I felt was centred more around Bangkok then Pattaya. Hope I am not disturbing anyone or wasting there time. If I am, you can always choose not to read it anyways.Super Report. I myself from Sri-lanka now based in UK.

I am planning to go to Pattaya next month for a week.

I also don't believe in this "Racial" thing.

Any suggestions on how to behave with the locals greatly appreicated.

Once Sailor
02-18-09, 22:41
....For those of you that have not been here, nothing you have ever seen, experienced or been is like Pattaya. You will love it, that is if you like having as many girls as you want, whenever you want, and all the time you want. That is.Actually Subic Bay back in it's heyday (1970's) was a lot better/wilder. But having also been to Pattaya, I have to agree with you that TODAY there is nowhere that is quite the experience.

Dinghy
02-19-09, 05:25
Anybody know what "BILLION BAR" price is? And there are a few places on Soi 6 with decent BJ prices, too

Run Mann
02-19-09, 11:05
I also don't believe in this "Racial" thing.

Any suggestions on how to behave with the locals greatly appreicated.

How would you advise someone to behave with the locals in your home town?