Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Explorer8939]

I was reviewing restaurants in the Copa Beach area and came across this one:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/MAB'S / at -22.965088,-43.1743955,17 z / data=!4 m6!3 m5!1 s0 x9 a2 aaaaedc25 BF:0 x5 dfa9 a511302 ab7 f!8 m2!3 the-22.9649643!4 the-43.1742241!16's%2 Fg%2 F1 tptrv86!5 m1!1 e1?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0 MTIxMS4 wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3 the%3 the.

It appears from the reviews that MABS restaurant appears to have alot of working girls that hang out there. Has anyone seen this for themselves?

Showdown.I have seen working girls at Mabs, just hanging out. One at a time.

[Vagabundo1]

https://youtu.be/K7uzDpH8eGM?si=nxLnlQgO5kwEn-OA

The key is english speaking locals?! There is some truth to this.

[Sperto]

It appears from the reviews that MABS restaurant appears to have alot of working girls that hang out there. Has anyone seen this for themselves?Interesting. I never heard about that.

[The Cane]

I will be visiting Brazil (SP and Rio) for the first time early next year. I am interested in "dates" with escorts. Looking for a hot girl to take to dinner and then back to hotel after. She would need to speak English and be presentable at a nice restaurant. I have done some research on the internet. Is Euro Escort Girls the best source? Are there any good review sites? Any advice would be appreciated.

HK.Have you thought about trying Seeking Arrangement in Brazil? It's kind of expensive for a dating site, and I know from experience it mostly sucks in the States (too many fakes, flakes, fraudsters, and scammers), but plenty of guys have used it overseas and seem to have good success including in Brazil. I would not use it in Brazil because I'm not looking for what you are, but it might be an option for you. Maybe someone else with direct Seeking experience in Brazil can chime in here.

[Explorer69]

I was reviewing restaurants in the Copa Beach area and came across this one:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/MAB'S / at -22.965088,-43.1743955,17 z / data=!4 m6!3 m5!1 s0 x9 a2 aaaaedc25 BF:0 x5 dfa9 a511302 ab7 f!8 m2!3 the-22.9649643!4 the-43.1742241!16's%2 Fg%2 F1 tptrv86!5 m1!1 e1?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0 MTIxMS4 wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3 the%3 the.

It appears from the reviews that MABS restaurant appears to have alot of working girls that hang out there. Has anyone seen this for themselves?

Showdown.Hahahaha! This one was really funny!

[Mr Enternational]

I will be visiting Brazil (SP and Rio) for the first time early next year. I am interested in "dates" with escorts. Looking for a hot girl to take to dinner and then back to hotel after. She would need to speak English and be presentable at a nice restaurant.5% of Brazilians speak English. 1% speak English fluently. Subtract from that all the men that speak English and all the English speaking females that are not hookers. Now subtract from that tiny percentage, the hookers that you are not attracted to. How many Brazilian hookers do you suppose will fit your search? I guess all it takes is 1 though.

[Rio Bob]

I was reviewing restaurants in the Copa Beach area and came across this one:

Showdown.If you're looking for a restaurant to have a good meal skip mabs, the food at best is mediocre just like the girls there on a whole but you might find a nice girl who stops there before the other clubs open up like dolce vita etc. Or when the other clubs in the area are closed. Go to google maps where your hotel is and check out the reviews of the restaurants nearby and see if they suit your tastes.

[HardKnox]

Have you thought about trying Seeking Arrangement in Brazil? It's kind of expensive for a dating site, and I know from experience it mostly sucks in the States (too many fakes, flakes, fraudsters, and scammers), but plenty of guys have used it overseas and seem to have good success including in Brazil. I would not use it in Brazil because I'm not looking for what you are, but it might be an option for you. Maybe someone else with direct Seeking experience in Brazil can chime in here.I had not thought of that. I used to be a member but let it lapse because in my area it was low yield. I might have to renew my membership. Thanks for the suggestion.

[HardKnox]

5% of Brazilians speak English. 1% speak English fluently. Subtract from that all the men that speak English and all the English speaking females that are not hookers. Now subtract from that tiny percentage, the hookers that you are not attracted to. How many Brazilian hookers do you suppose will fit your search? I guess all it takes is 1 though.I had no idea that English proficiency was so low in Brazil. Thanks for the information. It is great to know this in advance. I might have to give up on the idea of a great conversation over dinner.

HK.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo had ann amari over pernoite twice, and we fucked in the morning. I went into centro via uber with her, she went to do her hair, Vagabundo hit a trash casa where there is a nia nacci look alike working, who did it bare for 230 including 50 r tip. Got blown off by girls at other prives, but it was afternoon and they were on like client 6, lesson is if you want good service get there at opening, easier said than done.

[Vagabundo1]

And while you're at it, skip copa.


If you're looking for a restaurant to have a good meal skip mabs, the food at best is mediocre just like the girls there on a whole but you might find a nice girl who stops there before the other clubs open up like dolce vita etc. Or when the other clubs in the area are closed. Go to google maps where your hotel is and check out the reviews of the restaurants nearby and see if they suit your tastes.

[World Travel 69]

It does not wok.


I was reviewing restaurants in the Copa Beach area and came across this one:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/MAB'S / at -22.965088,-43.1743955,17 z / data=!4 m6!3 m5!1 s0 x9 a2 aaaaedc25 BF:0 x5 dfa9 a511302 ab7 f!8 m2!3 the-22.9649643!4 the-43.1742241!16's%2 Fg%2 F1 tptrv86!5 m1!1 e1?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0 MTIxMS4 wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3 the%3 the.

It appears from the reviews that MABS restaurant appears to have alot of working girls that hang out there. Has anyone seen this for themselves?.

[Vagabundo1]

FKK the brazilians. They are illiterate, effectively, on a global basis. If the recent currency collapse is not enough of a punctuation, I don't know what is. There are brazilians who speak English, and I know where to find them, as do some of the other veterans on this board, including sperto. But for the most part, Lu) as Brazil is a cluster FK. What are they good at? Fighting. Because they are always fighting with each other for money.

Their military officers are highly paid but poorly equipped. Their biggest ship is a hand me down from the brits. Anyway, there is no point in writing about this.

Talking to a brazilian woman is like talking to a shit bowl of gibberish. The cariocas don't even speak portoguese.

Ok, to get english speakers here in rio, there are many groups of high end english speaking persons. And those persons, many of whom are sophisticated joke about the language barrier between cariocas / brazilians and portoguese.

It is ridiculous. But they do fuck. So there is that. I mean, I just fucked a nia nacci look alike for 230 r which is 40 dollars or less, bare. Try to get that in LOS angeles or las vegas.


I had no idea that English proficiency was so low in Brazil. Thanks for the information. It is great to know this in advance. I might have to give up on the idea of a great conversation over dinner.

HK.

[Sperto]

It does not wok.Considering you always promote your maps it shouldn't be that hard doing a Google map searc for Mabs Copacabana and get the correct link.

[Xpartan]

I had no idea that English proficiency was so low in Brazil. Thanks for the information. It is great to know this in advance. I might have to give up on the idea of a great conversation over dinner.HK.Not just in Brazil, but anywhere in Latin America finding English speakers is a challenge with just a few exceptions.

- In Belize and Guyana English is the official language.

- In Puerto Rico: same.

- In Colombia's San Andres: same.

- In Costa Rica: many English speakers.

- In Honduras along the coast: many speakers.

- In Mexico's Tijuana and Yucatan (from Cancun to Tulum): same.

Maybe I've missed some areas, but you've got an idea.

[Vagabundo1]

Language skills in sex partners or just friends is a huge deal.

It is possible to find English speaking hot women, but some of that knowledge is confidential.

There are so many stories it is ridiculous.


I had no idea that English proficiency was so low in Brazil. Thanks for the information. It is great to know this in advance. I might have to give up on the idea of a great conversation over dinner.

HK.

[Xpartan]

Language skills in sex partners or just friends is a huge deal.

It is possible to find English speaking hot women, but some of that knowledge is confidential.

There are so many stories it is ridiculous.Well, come to think of it, I've never met a non-English speaking individual from Brasilia. Also, between Rio and Sao Paulo, there're more English speakers in / from SP than Cariocas. That includes GDPs too.

[Nounce]

Well, come to think of it, I've never met a non-English speaking individual from Brasilia. Also, between Rio and Sao Paulo, there're more English speakers in / from SP than Cariocas. That includes GDPs too.I think it is not distributed evenly. I know many speak English even kids. I was invited to a wedding and the host arranged a table where all Brazilians speak fluent English. I am the only foreigner in the wedding.

One time in SP, I rode Uber to a date. The Uber driver spoke English. When I arrived at the apartment, a girl happened to come out and she spoke English to help me with the intercom. I think it is alos that night, I went to Bar dos Arcos. The receptionist outside spoke some English. I was seated in front of a bartender who spoke English. The couple next to me also spoke English. Then the bartender roommate came and he spoke English. What is the probability of that?

English is spoken more in the south. Some restaurants always have someone who can speak fluent English. Some girls I met in SP that speak English are mostly from the south. Often they can speak several languages. One girl I know that spoke French worked for a French company. But the pay, I think it was 2500, and treatment was bad so she quit and the company deducted 50% from her pay. That is how much they made if they get a regular job.

[Vagabundo1]

Once a Brazilian travels, even in cyberspace, but especially in reality, ie, goes to say Disneyworld for 2 weeks she becomes aware of fx (foreign exchange) and starts to ask to be paid in dollars / euros / pounds, and then it is over, she is spoiled. But for those of us swiss rich world natives, we crave speaking our own language. But we really don't want that girl who offers to stay with you all month cook clean fuck and keep you company for 1000 reais to start asking to be paid in dollars. That's the problem / opportunity / challenge. Selah.


I think it is not distributed evenly. I know many speak English even kids. I was invited to a wedding and the host arranged a table where all Brazilians speak fluent English. I am the only foreigner in the wedding.

One time in SP, I rode Uber to a date. The Uber driver spoke English. When I arrived at the apartment, a girl happened to come out and she spoke English to help me with the intercom. I think it is alos that night, I went to Bar dos Arcos. The receptionist outside spoke some English. I was seated in front of a bartender who spoke English. The couple next to me also spoke English. Then the bartender roommate came and he spoke English. What is the probability of that?

English is spoken more in the south. Some restaurants always have someone who can speak fluent English. Some girls I met in SP that speak English are mostly from the south. Often they can speak several languages. One girl I know that spoke French worked for a French company. But the pay, I think it was 2500, and treatment was bad so she quit and the company deducted 50% from her pay. That is how much they made if they get a regular job.

[Tochka]

I think it is not distributed evenly. I know many speak English even kids. I was invited to a wedding and the host arranged a table where all Brazilians speak fluent English. I am the only foreigner in the wedding.

One time in SP, I rode Uber to a date. The Uber driver spoke English. When I arrived at the apartment, a girl happened to come out and she spoke English to help me with the intercom. I think it is alos that night, I went to Bar dos Arcos. The receptionist outside spoke some English. I was seated in front of a bartender who spoke English. The couple next to me also spoke English. Then the bartender roommate came and he spoke English. What is the probability of that?

English is spoken more in the south. Some restaurants always have someone who can speak fluent English. Some girls I met in SP that speak English are mostly from the south. Often they can speak several languages. One girl I know that spoke French worked for a French company. But the pay, I think it was 2500, and treatment was bad so she quit and the company deducted 50% from her pay. That is how much they made if they get a regular job.Theatro Municipal de São Paulo is a great place for very cool instagram quality photos. We went to the opera there. They had portoguese and english closed captioning projected above the stage.

I try to get there early to enjoy the bar. But traffic in SP and the metro is a fucking mess when it rains during rush hour. Another fun nightclub is Love Cabaret to see damn weird amatuer sex shows. Hhhaaa never saw the combination of pig mask, flames and sex before.

[Vagabundo1]

Sunkistday -- hey bro, you still alive? PM me, let's get a meal at na brasa Colombia botafogo!


The day I decided I was due a vacation I purchased myself a membership here for two main reasons. Firstly it's been a long while since I was last in RIO so I knew the forum was a good place to start and familiarize myself with the lay of the land. After all. Before my privileged American ass touches down on some god forsaken foreign soil I need to know if the natives are restless. Are the shit slingers still out and about now that Help is gone? Is there a Help alternative? How about the fucking cabbies what's their latest scam? Will some punk try and sell me p*ss weed even a fucking Mexican wouldn't smoke? Just so I could get shaken down by his scummy Policia buddy a block away. Do muggers still warn you that they are about to try and rob you by saying "fogo?" Yes it's happened to me, the last time I was in RIO but I was prepared thanks to friends I met here on this forum, and it turns out the proper response is. Fuck you! Mother fucker! But that was a long time ago. And now I am green again.

I'll be honest I've traveled more than some and less than others and I feel for the foreign savages who do not take it well when a pale face prick with an iPod and half zip pants shows up to the corrupt shithole they call a country to exploit their women. They see us with fistfuls of their worthless cash experiencing what they can only dream about and I can understand why they might be a tad bitter. It's important to me to feel for the less fortunate. Because I'm a good person.

Sure I ask for advice from some and yes I contribute little (nothing) on this board but that is because like Lowkey1 I don't get off on rehashing personal sexual experiences. That and I haven't even arrived yet. If you want I can tell you about the fat chick in wearing spandex in front of me at the deli today that made a scene because they were out of diet coke. Truth is the only things I ever notice about trip reports are the prices and locations; the details don't do it for me. Not that I have anything against it I have my own fetishes, but for me at least it's not kissing and telling. Turns out one can read every post and this is the takeaway (spoiler alert) - If you have anywhere between 60 and 800 real you will get laid. Cost depends solely on how picky or retarded you are. I come here to this forum simply to find fellow patriots so that I can laugh and drink with people who speak English and I'm even willing to forgive those of you that are foreign English speakers (. God bless your pathetic hearts).

So far I've learned a little bit about a few of you here. For example Vegabundo is wise he says it like it is and he knows the score I know that because what he says just add up and makes sense. Patmar seems like a guy on a mission very focused and I respect that as I have little focus (like a clinical learning disability amount of focus). Lowkey made me laugh so I know he would likely be a cool guy to hang with. This is what this forum does for me it helps me network with like-minded dudes. So I'm hopefully not sitting in a terma by myself like a sad sad nylon travel pant wearing deviant. I come here because I want to be having the time of my life on vacation (or at least a good time) with no pressure or worries because that's what America is for. I think there are lots of guys like me, we aren't trying to take advantage of anyone we are just looking forward to our upcoming vacations. We arrive at this site to establish a base before arriving in Fallujah. In any case if you want to hang with an insensitive offensive New Yorker prick. You know where to find me.

[Bravo]

I have been seeing posts and hearing from a number of friends that they are not getting fair exchange rates from the cambios in Copa. Well, I have 2 presents for the board that should help us get a fair exchange for our US dollars. (Works for Euros too).

1) Best Cambio in Copa - Universo Cambio on Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 371. Without question, they give the best rates out of all the cambios that I have been to. I have been exchanging my money there for the past 4 years and they always beat everyone else.

2) Make friends with someone who works at a travel agency, preferably one that has a cambio inside the travel agency. I met a guy on my last year who exchanged reais for dollars for his brazilian clients. (Truth be told, Brazilians get absolutely bent over when purchasing Dollars for their trips to America!! Royally Fucking Screwed!) Outside of work, he hooks up Brazilians with great rates on the dollar and gringos with great rates on the Real. He got me much better rates than any cambio I had ever been to, plus, the brasilians got great rates on the dollar. "Win Win for everyone!

Side Note: Please don't send me any private messages asking to be introduced to the connection. He does this without his boss knowing and he absolutely won't do it for a stranger. The only reason why he exchanges money for me is because I have been dating his cousin for the past 2 years. It shouldn't be too difficult to establish a connection with someone who works at a travel agency, especially if you speak Portuguese.

Happy Holidays!

[Explorer8939]

I have been seeing posts and hearing from a number of friends that they are not getting fair exchange rates from the cambios in Copa. Well, I have 2 presents for the board that should help us get a fair exchange for our US dollars. (Works for Euros too).

1) Best Cambio in Copa - Universo Cambio on Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 371. Without question, they give the best rates out of all the cambios that I have been to. I have been exchanging my money there for the past 4 years and they always beat everyone else.

2) Make friends with someone who works at a travel agency, preferably one that has a cambio inside the travel agency. I met a guy on my last year who exchanged reais for dollars for his brazilian clients. (Truth be told, Brazilians get absolutely bent over when purchasing Dollars for their trips to America!! Royally Fucking Screwed!) Outside of work, he hooks up Brazilians with great rates on the dollar and gringos with great rates on the Real. He got me much better rates than any cambio I had ever been to, plus, the brasilians got great rates on the dollar. "Win Win for everyone!

Side Note: Please don't send me any private messages asking to be introduced to the connection. He does this without his boss knowing and he absolutely won't do it for a stranger. The only reason why he exchanges money for me is because I have been dating his cousin for the past 2 years. It shouldn't be too difficult to establish a connection with someone who works at a travel agency, especially if you speak Portuguese.

Happy Holidays!I changed money at Universo Cambio last week.

I was looking around for an exchange shop, and I noticed a line at Universo. Which told me they had the best rates.

The rate was 5. 85, on a day when the XE Currency rate was 6. 03, so it wasn't bad.

[MongerHunger]

I have been seeing posts and hearing from a number of friends that they are not getting fair exchange rates from the cambios in Copa. Well, I have 2 presents for the board that should help us get a fair exchange for our US dollars. (Works for Euros too).

1) Best Cambio in Copa - Universo Cambio on Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 371. Without question, they give the best rates out of all the cambios that I have been to. I have been exchanging my money there for the past 4 years and they always beat everyone else.

2) Make friends with someone who works at a travel agency, preferably one that has a cambio inside the travel agency. I met a guy on my last year who exchanged reais for dollars for his brazilian clients. (Truth be told, Brazilians get absolutely bent over when purchasing Dollars for their trips to America!! Royally Fucking Screwed!) Outside of work, he hooks up Brazilians with great rates on the dollar and gringos with great rates on the Real. He got me much better rates than any cambio I had ever been to, plus, the brasilians got great rates on the dollar. "Win Win for everyone!

Side Note: Please don't send me any private messages asking to be introduced to the connection. He does this without his boss knowing and he absolutely won't do it for a stranger. The only reason why he exchanges money for me is because I have been dating his cousin for the past 2 years. It shouldn't be too difficult to establish a connection with someone who works at a travel agency, especially if you speak Portuguese.

Happy Holidays!I have to say Bambio Exchange in Copa was good for me with good rates. Located at: Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana 195. The guy there is cool and speaks good English.

[Sperto]

I have been seeing posts and hearing from a number of friends that they are not getting fair exchange rates from the cambios in Copa. Well, I have 2 presents for the board that should help us get a fair exchange for our US dollars. (Works for Euros too).Good advice from Bravo.

I used to get the best rates at Casa Behar on Av Rio Branco in Centro, but I stopped going there when an old lady offered bad rates. I'm not sure if Casa Behar is still working. Another good cambio in Centro is PM Turismo, also on Av Rio Branco.

The last years I've preferred to change my cash in Copacabana. Usually I first check the rates at PM Turismo website: http://www.pmturismo.com.br/.

That way I get an idea about what rate I can at least expect. Usually I go to Rua Xavier the Silveira. There are three cambios, or actually two as I wouldn't count Bob. Samtour and another one next to Kopenhagen chocolate shop. Around the corner on Av NS Copacabana there is another good one, Habitalar.

Normally I visit all three of these. First I ask to speak with the owner. Then I tell him how much I want to change. Neat 500 euro bills get the best rate. Then I negotiate the rate with the owner until I get the best rate.

However, if you have large amount of cash and wants to get the maximum rate you should use a doleiro. He will send a big guy to your place carrying a plastic bag full of cash. The problem with trustworthy doleiros is finding one. You need the right connections.

[Questner]

https://g1.globo.com/economia/noticia/2024/12/25/dolar-a-r-636-cotacao-aparece-errada-no-google-em-dia-de-feriado-e-mercado-fechado.ghtml

At XE I see USD at 6. 73 now, so beware.

[Kyrawz]

https://g1.globo.com/economia/noticia/2024/12/25/dolar-a-r-636-cotacao-aparece-errada-no-google-em-dia-de-feriado-e-mercado-fechado.ghtml

At XE I see USD at 6. 73 now, so beware.XE has an issue. In live we are at 6,16 (live ICE market forex).

[Nounce]

XE has an issue. In live we are at 6,16 (live ICE market forex).I think there is a problem. I just saw the place I am considering renting for carnival lowered by 10% overnight.

[Bravo]

I think there is a problem. I just saw the place I am considering renting for carnival lowered by 10% overnight.Thats is interesting. The apartment that I have been renting for the past 3 years just went up by 20 bucks a night when the rate went up to 6. 70 R. I will call and see if it has been reduced now that the exchange rate is dropping. (Funny how we have guys on this board who actually think that the brasilians are not paying attention to the exchange rate and adjusting their prices accordingly! ! LOL).

[Mr Enternational]

(Funny how we have guys on this board who actually think that the brasilians are not paying attention to the exchange rate and adjusting their prices accordingly! ! LOL).Why would they do that? It is a local market. There are mostly Brazilians who are renting these places, staying in these hotels, eating at these restaurants, hiring these taxis and Ubers, not people entering the market with a foreign currency. Exchange rate means nothing to them unless it has to do with imported goods. A local good or service has nothing to do with the exchange rate rising or falling.

[Bravo]

Why would they do that? It is a local market. There are mostly Brazilians who are renting these places, staying in these hotels, eating at these restaurants, hiring these taxis and Ubers, not people entering the market with a foreign currency. Exchange rate means nothing to them unless it has to do with imported goods. A local good or service has nothing to do with the exchange rate rising or falling.We are talking about different markets. I am speaking about agencies and private apartment owners who primarily rent to gringos in the Copa area. We all know there are certain buildings on NS and beach front that are constantly being rented by foreigners.

[The Cane]

We are talking about different markets. I am speaking about agencies and private apartment owners who primarily rent to gringos in the Copa area. We all know there are certain buildings on NS and beach front that are constantly being rented by foreigners.Anybody who does business with lots of tourists, including garotas de programma, is going to know about and try to use exchange rates to their advantage. Especially if they are astute business people, which many prostitutes are. I mean, it really doesn't take much these days to know what the rates are and to try to leverage those to your benefit when dealing with foreigners and / or tourists.

[Vagabundo1]

Locals renting property and pussy are definitely ultra sensitive on a daliy basis to the exchange rate.

Even the lowest earning hoars at VM are now pro bolsona%o due to failed economics of lu[a.

Fwiw, a property hunting tip is to use facebo0 k marketplace with the scrolling map feature for best results. I did this following the lead of one of the smartest local countrymen I know who has a place a block away in recreio.


Thats is interesting. The apartment that I have been renting for the past 3 years just went up by 20 bucks a night when the rate went up to 6. 70 R. I will call and see if it has been reduced now that the exchange rate is dropping. (Funny how we have guys on this board who actually think that the brasilians are not paying attention to the exchange rate and adjusting their prices accordingly! ! LOL).

[Nounce]

I think there is a problem. I just saw the place I am considering renting for carnival lowered by 10% overnight.It went back to the old price now. I think there is a hiccup related to that wrong rate.

[Explorer8939]

Anyone in Rio actually go to a prive or a terma?

Or is everyone taking their chances with online selection?

[Explorer8939]

I was in GIG last night, and tried to use Uber to get to Copacabana. The setup is the same as last year: Uber has a special location next to Terminal 2, it's a bit of a trek, especially with suitcases.

The big problem is the lack cell coverage in the Uber lot, it's like there is a cone of silence over the lot, same as last year. I had to walk partway back to the terminal to get signal, make a reservation and then dash back to the Uber lot.

[Xpartan]

Anyone in Rio actually go to a prive or a terma?

Or is everyone taking their chances with online selection?Mating is super easy in Rio. Whatever floats your boat, Rio has it.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo had ann amari over for two pernoites, and he fucked 3 times in 3 days for like 5 minutes each and paid her 800 r, 200 r extra for clothes for new years, which she will probably flake on. She did buy fireworks which she showed me on a whatsapp call. So my cost per fuck per minute is like 800/15 or 50 r per minute give or take, much more expensive and that doesn't even count all the all you can order vagabundo japanese food that vagabundo orders.

Vagbundo sees a big market drop coming in the next 2-5 years, and owns options out to Dec. 2026 accordingly.

There are some SWISS NAVY veterans coming in.

[Sperto]

I have to wait four more days before I go to Brazil. Still I took a look at what bands that will play tonight. Ivete Zangalo and Anitta with her lovely ass will attract a lot of people in Copacabana. Made me remember New Years Eve 1994 when Rod Stewart played on Copacabana beach. 3,5 million people gathered on the beach.

Here you can see all the bands that will play in Rio tonight:

https://odia.ig.com.br/rio-de-janeiro/2024/12/6977669-reveillon-de-copacabana-confira-como-sera-a-virada-do-ano.html

[Explorer8939]

Oops. I didn't realize the impact of New Year's on mongering. Today is the 31st, I figured I would hit a Centro CLínica, but Centro was all closed up.

And everything else in Lapa is closing at sundown. I doubt there will be any mongering on New Year's Day.

Sad.

[Ringudor]

I will visit next week Rio, one year after my last time in the city.

I remember very good tantric massage parlours, but my experiencies in termas were not as good, mostly ugly girls in the places I visited.

If someone will be from next week there and wants to share a drink, just MP me.

[Vagabundo1]

I hired an assistant in the Rio de Janeiro office for 2200 reais a month, to come from market open to market close. 2200 reais is 380 dollars a month.

Sex Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

Ann amari.

Good idea? Bad idea?

That is 12 fucks for 2200 reais with tech support.

She showed me a savings plan where she had saved 10,000 reais in a year by a budget of a few hundred a month.

[BennieBen]

I hired an assistant in the Rio de Janeiro office for 2200 reais a month, to come from market open to market close. 2200 reais is 380 dollars a month.

Sex Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

Ann amari.

Good idea? Bad idea?

That is 12 fucks for 2200 reais with tech support.

She showed me a savings plan where she had saved 10,000 reais in a year by a budget of a few hundred a month.What do you mean? Any link to these agency? You rent the girls as an assistent and she take care of my balls for the amount of time I hired her?

[Vagabundo1]

I found this list of restaurants in rio. I recommend contemporaneo, and so I will try the others.

To my fellow. Foodies, I've made a list of not so obvious pretty good RESTAURANTS in RIO:

• Jardim Botânico. Contemporary & feijoada- Rubaiyat Rio.

• Downtown and Barra the Tijuca. Asian / Contemporary.

Hachiko.

• Leblon. Japanese - San Omakase Room.

• Tijuca. Feijoada on saturdays.

Bar do Pavão in Tijuca.

• Lapa. Brazilian / Contemporary.

Contemporâneo Lapa.

• Jardim Botânico. Bistrot that serves also pretty good oysters.

Jojö Café Bistrô.

• Leblon. Genuine, mix of brazilian food from its many rich regions.

ORO Restaurante.

• Santa Teresa. Virtuous traditional portuguese pastry.

Alda Maria Doces Portugueses.

• Botafogo. Contemporary.

Oteque.

• Downtown. African brazilian.

Restaurante Afro Gourmet.

• Downtown. African brazilian. Casa Omolokum.

• Humaitá - Contemporary.

Lasai Restaurante.

• Botafogo. One of the best bakeries in the city.

The Slow Bakery, Pães Artesanais.

[Mangera]

Good advice from Bravo.

I used to get the best rates at Casa Behar on Av Rio Branco in Centro, but I stopped going there when an old lady offered bad rates. I'm not sure if Casa Behar is still working. Another good cambio in Centro is PM Turismo, also on Av Rio Branco.

The last years I've preferred to change my cash in Copacabana. Usually I first check the rates at PM Turismo website: http://www.pmturismo.com.br/.

That way I get an idea about what rate I can at least expect. Usually I go to Rua Xavier the Silveira. There are three cambios, or actually two as I wouldn't count Bob. Samtour and another one next to Kopenhagen chocolate shop. Around the corner on Av NS Copacabana there is another good one, Habitalar.

Normally I visit all three of these. First I ask to speak with the owner. Then I tell him how much I want to change. Neat 500 euro bills get the best rate. Then I negotiate the rate with the owner until I get the best rate.

However, if you have large amount of cash and wants to get the maximum rate you should use a doleiro. He will send a big guy to your place carrying a plastic bag full of cash. The problem with trustworthy doleiros is finding one. You need the right connections.I have used this place for exchange during past 7 years. However, they were closed when I last visited location during this past July (2024).

[Fellas]

I found this list of restaurants in rio. I recommend contemporaneo, and so I will try the others.

To my fellow. Foodies, I've made a list of not so obvious pretty good RESTAURANTS in RIO:

Jardim Botnico. Contemporary & feijoada- Rubaiyat Rio.

Downtown and Barra the Tijuca. Asian / Contemporary.

Hachiko.

Leblon. Japanese - San Omakase Room.

Tijuca. Feijoada on saturdays.

Bar do Pavo in Tijuca.

Lapa. Brazilian / Contemporary.

Contemporneo Lapa.

Jardim Botnico. Bistrot that serves also pretty good oysters.

Joj Caf Bistr.

Leblon. Genuine, mix of brazilian food from its many rich regions.

ORO Restaurante.

Santa Teresa. Virtuous traditional portuguese pastry.

Alda Maria Doces Portugueses.

Botafogo. Contemporary.

Oteque.

Downtown. African brazilian.

Restaurante Afro Gourmet.

Downtown. African brazilian. Casa Omolokum.

Humait - Contemporary.

Lasai Restaurante.

Botafogo. One of the best bakeries in the city.

The Slow Bakery, Pes Artesanais.Thanks will defintley try.

[Vagabundo1]

Nina Deponca.

Nina came over. We fucked quickly, nice blow job though, and I fucked her ass -- straight to the A as the porn sites say. I came, but the good part was that she cleans. Anne Amari does not. I am so fucking sick of Anne Amari, I have promised myself over and over to just forget about her, but she knows I will let her back into the rotation. Then she comes over, curls into a little ball of hate on the couch, monopolizes the control, etc. Nina on the other hand knows that her job is to clean, and she does. She cooks. We've known each other for a decade. She does loads of laundry. No woman is going to be ideal, especially since these are girls I met through hoaring. I paid Nina 300 r and gave her 50 r for transport.

[JB238]

Will be in Rio & SP mid April this year and wanted to ask if anyone has much experience of the swinging scene?

Found the following clubs in Rio: Club Mix, Asha, 2 a2 and Misturacerta.

These in SP: Enigma, Villa Imperium, Marrakesh, Hot bar and Spicy.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo has lots of experience with rio swing clubs.

Too, you must add paris cafe which has a Saturday night swing and praia abrico which is a swing club in itself though you must know how to play it.

Club mix, you go there and it is all covered, but there will be women who are gang fucked by 5+, like pretty hot muay thai strong negras.

Paris is best.


Will be in Rio & SP mid April this year and wanted to ask if anyone has much experience of the swinging scene?

Found the following clubs in Rio: Club Mix, Asha, 2 a2 and Misturacerta.

These in SP: Enigma, Villa Imperium, Marrakesh, Hot bar and Spicy.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo has lots of experience with rio swing clubs.

Too, you must add paris cafe which has a Saturday night swing and praia abrico which is a swing club in itself though you must know how to play it.

Club mix, you go there and it is all covered, but there will be women who are gang fucked by 5+, like pretty hot muay thai strong negras.

Paris is best.


Will be in Rio & SP mid April this year and wanted to ask if anyone has much experience of the swinging scene?

Found the following clubs in Rio: Club Mix, Asha, 2 a2 and Misturacerta.

These in SP: Enigma, Villa Imperium, Marrakesh, Hot bar and Spicy.

[JB238]

Vagabundo has lots of experience with rio swing clubs.

Too, you must add paris cafe which has a Saturday night swing and praia abrico which is a swing club in itself though you must know how to play it.

Club mix, you go there and it is all covered, but there will be women who are gang fucked by 5+, like pretty hot muay thai strong negras.

Paris is best.Thanks. Does Paris allow single men to the swing club on Saturday nights?

I fear Paris might be a bit too far (I'm only in Rio for 3 or 4 days).

[Tochka]

Vagabundo has lots of experience with rio swing clubs.

Too, you must add paris cafe which has a Saturday night swing and praia abrico which is a swing club in itself though you must know how to play it.

Club mix, you go there and it is all covered, but there will be women who are gang fucked by 5+, like pretty hot muay thai strong negras.

Paris is best.Plus one on Vagabundo list of clubs. You can read the reviews of São Paulo and Rio swingy clubs on https://www.gp-guia.net/.

Some have instagram and youtube videos (inner club and enigma) in são paulo. Best to figure out watcha looking by reading reviews. Some places have NFL size security dudes strictly enforcing rules. Other spots have an omnibus, orgy room, movie theater, whips and chains, glory holes were old fat brasilian morena women sit on the floor happy to suck on flaccid dicks all night. Yucck. There are threesome nights, special dungeon roos, dance floor for middle age garotas to dance half naked. But in my experience if ya want to experience wild ass sex show from real amateurs Love Cabaret in são paulo is the place to see those shows.

[TedFerguson]

I had not thought of that. I used to be a member but let it lapse because in my area it was low yield. I might have to renew my membership. Thanks for the suggestion.In addition to Seeking, you can also try MeuPatrocinio. This is a local, Brazilian sugar dating site that I've used successfully in São Paulo. The girls are less likely to be English fluent, but the selection is much larger than Seeking and the prices asked are typically lower.

I'm in Rio for the next few weeks (maybe months), so if you'd like to chat in person, I'd be happy to hang out. I also prefer the dinner date, non-pro types and have had more success with that in Brazil than anywhere else in the world.

[HumbleHal]

Women learn this at an early age. So they can remain virgins at their marriage, they learn anal sex at an early age, and practice it until married.

[Vagabundo1]

Yes, but you will be paying the hourly rate for the girls if you take one. I did this with a wingman. Vagabundo brought Nina deponca who ended up sucking him off in the hot tub, and as usual paid her like 500 are for 24 hours of fucking, swinging, cooking, cleaning, etc.

The lesson is you have to stay longer than the usual week or two to get in the swing (pun intended) of things.


Thanks. Does Paris allow single men to the swing club on Saturday nights?

I fear Paris might be a bit too far (I'm only in Rio for 3 or 4 days).

[Vagabundo1]

So vagabundo fucked nia nacci at a centro trash prive today, and the cost per fuck per minute was about 9.

I paid 85 r for a half hour and fucked her bare for 15 minutes out of the 30 minutes.

Vagabundo has been getting fat and taking the holidays off of training muay thai which starts again on the 13th, so he didn't give Nia Nacci the hour long fuck that he has been laying down on the usual suspects in 2024. In fact, his back was a little sore, and he was noticeably dehydrated half way through the deed.

Vagabundo got up at about noon, texted the usual centro prives for the line up, and seeing a girl he wanted to catch up with -- callsign midori -- he took the BRT and metro into centro, which was fairly fast and empty. Most mongers who come into town for a week won't appreciate the details, but the veterans like Sperto may. Vagabundo played some Henry Miller Tropic of Cancer on the way to pass the time.

Vagabundo headed up to one centro prive, got the apresentao, where some girls don't like Vagabundo due to his policy of fucking for the whole hour. These girls do 6+ clients a day, so a client who actually fucks for an hour is a bad client. So, Vagabundo bounced around a few prives, and Nia Nacci was texting him since her tia / manager saw him come in, and obviously alerted her. She wanted an hour, but Vagabundo knowing that she would flake out at a half hour just paid for a half hour in the trash prive where the ventilation sucks. But it was good. Vagabundo got the real Nia Nacci's number up at Vegas in 2019 and 2020, and not suprisingly, did not fuck her, which is why Vagabundo likes Rio better. For 85 r plus a 50 r tip, he fucked a 20 year old, younger edition of Nia Nacci, complete with super tits, and a dirty, nasty attitude, including, cum in my pussy, which is a universal language of love.

Vagabundo obliged, and creampied her vagina in missionary, after a few positions.

Actually, the metro and BRT back to Recreio was fast, safe, and executed before sun set. Wear local cloths, STFU, and there are no problems.

On Insta, look up at surfinnrio for a surf hostel with hot girls at the best beach in Rio. Vagabundo lives within an easy walk of this spot.

[Zalrock]

Hello it's my first time visiting Rio. Searched the forum and couldn't find too much information I needed. As a first timer in Rio where are the best places to monger (clubs, bars, hotels, etc). What are the best websites for escorts or trusted websites? What are some of the swing clubs? Anything else I should know to have a good time? I'm there for a week and would love to be fucking 3-4 different woman a day.

[JB238]

Plus one on Vagabundo list of clubs. You can read the reviews of So Paulo and Rio swingy clubs on https://www.gp-guia.net/.

Some have instagram and youtube videos (inner club and enigma) in so paulo. Best to figure out watcha looking by reading reviews. Some places have NFL size security dudes strictly enforcing rules. Other spots have an omnibus, orgy room, movie theater, whips and chains, glory holes were old fat brasilian morena women sit on the floor happy to suck on flaccid dicks all night. Yucck. There are threesome nights, special dungeon roos, dance floor for middle age garotas to dance half naked. But in my experience if ya want to experience wild ass sex show from real amateurs Love Cabaret in so paulo is the place to see those shows.Thanks! I will get busy reading.

[JB238]

Yes, but you will be paying the hourly rate for the girls if you take one. I did this with a wingman. Vagabundo brought Nina deponca who ended up sucking him off in the hot tub, and as usual paid her like 500 are for 24 hours of fucking, swinging, cooking, cleaning, etc.

The lesson is you have to stay longer than the usual week or two to get in the swing (pun intended) of things.Thanks for info and advice. I have much to plan!

[Raul69]

So vagabundo fucked nia nacci at a centro trash prive today, and the cost per fuck per minute was about 9.

I paid 85 r for a half hour and fucked her bare for 15 minutes out of the 30 minutes.

Vagabundo has been getting fat and taking the holidays off of training muay thai which starts again on the 13th, so he didn't give Nia Nacci the hour long fuck that he has been laying down on the usual suspects in 2024. In fact, his back was a little sore, and he was noticeably dehydrated half way through the deed.

Vagabundo got up at about noon, texted the usual centro prives for the line up, and seeing a girl he wanted to catch up with -- callsign midori -- he took the BRT and metro into centro, which was fairly fast and empty. Most mongers who come into town for a week won't appreciate the details, but the veterans like Sperto may. Vagabundo played some Henry Miller Tropic of Cancer on the way to pass the time. .How do I find the names of these prives?

I'm interested in a brothel type facilities where I can come and fuck for cheap for 20 minutes, that's all. Just a side activity is enough for me sometimes.

Is this the place?

Something like a laufhaus in Germany, or a casa or street walkers in Colombia.

Going to rio in April.

[Tochka]

Women learn this at an early age. So they can remain virgins at their marriage, they learn anal sex at an early age, and practice it until married.The garotas I dated or banged seemed to learn one thing from their grandmothers, mothers, sisters, and aunts. How to change from the illusion of passion to the infamous raging Brazilian jealousy in less than half a heartbeat. They learn when is the best time to fucking pounce. They learned early —their grandfather fucking cheated, their fathers cheated, and all the males who are in-laws are cheating. Nearly all the guys in their lives want to have sex with them. Hit and run. From the omnibus driver to moto boy to gringos in scandallo. The brasil garotas, I know gossip and share on Instagram shit handed down from three generations of brasilian jealousy. Even the 90 reais anal garota in a centro prive can turn on the shitty attitude damn fast!

[Tochka]

Hello it's my first time visiting Rio. Searched the forum and couldn't find too much information I needed. As a first timer in Rio where are the best places to monger (clubs, bars, hotels, etc). What are the best websites for escorts or trusted websites? What are some of the swing clubs? Anything else I should know to have a good time? I'm there for a week and would love to be fucking 3-4 different woman a day.Search on the fourm Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana. See if that helps as a start.

[Zalrock]

Search on the fourm Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana. See if that helps as a start.I can't find it anywhere in search or advanced search.

[Xpartan]

How do I find the names of these prives?

I'm interested in a brothel type facilities where I can come and fuck for cheap for 20 minutes, that's all. Just a side activity is enough for me sometimes.

Is this the place?

Something like a laufhaus in Germany, or a casa or street walkers in Colombia.

Going to rio in April.There is an easy way and a hard way.

The easy way.

1. Buy the membership.

2. Message Vagabundo.

The hard way is to read and read and read prives reviews on gparena dot net.

There's a third way, which I personally don't like, but you might enjoy if you like Santa Fe in Bogota. Vila Mimosa is Rio's answer to Santa Fe, but it's even less fabulous, LOL. They have a bunch of small brothels and the last time they changed the sheets was when Lula went to prison. Not my cup of tea, but the place has its fans.

Keep in mind that all cheap Rio prives are in Centro, so you might want to stay there rather than Copa.

[Showdown]

I had a great time in Rio from a vacation and mongering standpoint. I only went to one place after finding a comfort level and finding workers who would bring their girlfriends to see my GF and I at the hotel and spending some time with us in Buzios. Despite some saying this wouldn't be easy to find (girls to join us that we vibed with) we found it easy and almost had a civilian girl we met at a restaurant.

1. Where did I monger? I was more interested in the spots in Centro due to costs and I generally like more wham bam thank you mam places. I don't particularly like more upscale places and I felt the spots I picked out in Centro would fit the bill. It just happened that the first place I went to wound up being so perfect for me I wound up with three women that didn't work there as a result of me going there. I never had to go back after the first time. Now some of you may say check out other places but for me once I find a comfort level (costs, lineup, girls willing to do anything etc) I tend to repeat.

So where did I go? Dark Roomhttps://www.darkroom.com.br/ https://maps.app.goo.gl/FqaEPPPvyi8r...kroomrj/?hl=en..

This place is interesting because it is down a small side street (or an alley in my opinion) that is lined with small shops (mostly barbers and ladies hair boutiques) in an office building. You would never know it's there. It's like walking into a tall office building in New York and there is a brothel inside. See the attached photo of the entrance to the building.

When you walk through the revolving door there is a guard to your left. Walk past them straight to the guard desk in front of you. There the guard will take your ID (I simply showed my drivers license on my phone) and they entered it into a PC. Then they hand you a key card where they walk to your right and swipe through a turnstile to get access to the elevators. It is fascinating to me that they need two people to watch you swipe your card LOL. The elevators are to the left and you go to the 20th floor.

Now here is where things get odd.

When you come out of the elevator you are greeted with a long hallway that is completely devoid of sound. There are doors to various businesses (and some unoccupied) and a grey hallway (see photo 1). Now if memory serves me correctly you go to the right and then the first right. Then as you walk look to the right and there is a door to a set of stairs (see photo 2 with the fire hose in the wall). You then walk up one flight of stairs to a door (metal door-I think it is fireproof or something). Once through that door you are on the 21st floor. Then if you walk to your right you will see the door to the Dark Room (see photo 4).

Now before I arrived I contacted them on Whatsapp and they were happy to send me the lineup. I didn't have anyone in mind that day as I was doing this more as a reconnaissance mission ie to feel out what the deal was and try to build a rapport with one of the girls to get what I ultimately wanted-a girl I felt good about about that could come back to the room eventually and spend time with us in Buzios as well. In my mind spending $30 USD-even if I didn't bend one of them over-was worth it to me to get what I wanted. If you spend thousands to get to a vacation in Brazil, $30 USD for information and to connect with the right girl is small money for big rewards. I didn't want to get a girl online or in a club. I wanted to talk with them first. Plus I enjoy doing it this way.

And my plan worked brilliantly.

First the logistics. I do not speak Portuguese but I do speak Spanish. Now I have read over and over that overwhelmingly Brazilians do not speak English and do not understand Spanish. What I discovered in general was that this was false (at least in the tourist areas and the places I went). I learned that if you speak Spanish slowly with basic words and if you BOTH listen to each other you can generally speak to one another. Even when I went to Uguaiana Market https://g.co/kgs/aB6XTGJ to buy souvenirs I was able to communicate using Spanish / Portuguese. In fact this method was much easier than English. I did find in general people didn't speak or understand English though the girl we nearly picked up at the restaurant did (I did notice people under 30 were speaking much more English than other age groups).

Anyhow armed with my Spanish, Google translate (tip for everyone-download Google Translate Portuguese OFFLINE to your phone. https://g.co/kgs/rDs6sGf*. If you don't have a cell signal you won't be able to use it but if you download Portuguese to your phone you can always use it)

I entered that secret black door. :-)

It is very small and crowded inside in general. When you first enter there is a chest high desk that is so big you can barely enter. There was a thin tattooed covered woman sitting in a chair in front who immediately stood up and introduced herself in Portuguese. The women behind the tall desk to the left did not respond. I responded in English and Spanish and she switched to English. Surprise! I touched her on the shoulder and told her in English then Spanish I was happy I could communicate with her. She smiled and said something to the effect of "you sly devil" and I handed her a candy I had in my pocket (I had a pocket full of them). She then walked me to a very crowded, dark small hallway where I could see three or four rooms on each side. The brightly lit room she led me in was so small it barely fit the bed that was inside (see photo). She showed me the menu and the prices and I chose 60 minutes. I wanted to take my time with this adventure.

Now from just walking from the desk area to this small room I saw three scantily dressed women (on theother side of this hallway I could hear men talking) and I knew from my Whatsapp inquiry there were six there that morning (I got there about 10:30 AM). The tattooed woman tells me she will introduce her best to me first and then all other others.

The first woman she introduced me to was a very short (maybe five feet tall or less) chica (she has the white tank top on in the photos). She immediately hugged me, smiled and gave me a peck on the cheek and said I was handsome in Portuguese. I gave her a candy from my pocket as well and she hugged me again. I felt her up as she walked out and I nearly thought I found what I was looking for with her as she seemed to like me in a non hooker way. But I knew there were others so I stayed on mission. I repeated this process with each woman who came in (six in all) and again the little candy made them happy and smile in a natural way.

But the last girl. Jesus. This girl was an E or F cup. Natural. Trust me.

When she entered the room was so small I felt her chest wouldn't fit in. She lit up when she entered (I could tell in general the women were talking about me as they walked past each other coming in and out of the room) and between her massive chest, her slight resemblance to the Brazilian porn star Tekohas*https://www.xvideos.com/models/tekohas I knew this girl would be the answer to what I was seeking. Her photos are the women in the red panties and bra and the Whatsapp photo of a woman in hot pink. Her name was Bruna. What a doll she was.

I picked her based on a few things. One she was attracted to me. Two her initial reaction and short introduction to me indicated she had a bubbly personality. So I said I wanted an hour with her and they walked us a few doors down to another larger room. Honestly it wasnt too much larger than the first (see the second photo of the darker room).

I immediately started playing with her chest (God her boobs were HEAVY) and she got a real kick out of it. She was clearly into me. She went to disrobe and I told her no-that I didn't want her in that small cramped room (the walls seemed to be separated by foldable dividers and I could hear atleast three sets of people going at it in other rooms) and that I would prefer she talk to me a bit and maybe she could come to my room later. She was very happy about this and put her clothes on but was sweet enough to tell me she was going to leave her shirt off since I liked her boobs so much.

For the next fifteen minutes or so we talked about each other. I wanted to get a feel for who she was as I felt this girl not only was a girl I could take to Buzios but that she also had friends that could join us as well. Turned out she lived near the airport and was just trying her hand at selling herself because her friend did it for a while and made good money. Bruna seemed or at least appeared innocent enough (so to speak) that she was being truthful. I then asked her did she have any friends that didn't work at the Dark Room with her that would be willing to make some money.

She took out her phone and showed me three girls that were her friends. Two were white skinned Brazilians and the other was black. She told me the black girl was her cousin! I asked her if these women would be willing to spend time in the bedroom with me and my girlfriend or just me. She said they would with the exception of her cousin who wasn't bi. I told her it wasn't necessary for her cousin to have sex with my girl-just me. Bruna happily said she would bring each of them to the hotel one by one over the next three days as long as she could join in each time! This sounded too good to be true. I told Bruna I would pay her $500 to make this happen-$100 now, $150 more after the second girl and the last $250 when the last girl came. And I would give her a $100 bonus if it all went well.

Bruna literally kissed me on the lips and said she would happily do it! Now these girls say all sorts of things but she then said she wanted to prove she would do it by having me talk to the girls on Whatsapp video. She said she couldn't do it there because she was working but could she meet me at 6 pm to have me talk to them. I told her I was not going to come all the way back to Centro but she said if I paid her Uber (they are cheap in Brazil) she would come to me.

We exchanged numbers, Whatsapp and she let me suck her boobs some more and I left. She seemed genuinely happy with the arrangement.

Right in front of the office building where The Dark Room is located is a barbershop. The barber looked bored so I walked in and paid $5 for a great haircut (see attached photo). While I was there one of the barbers tried communicating with me but he knew no Spanish or English and this is the one time where communication was futile (I communicated better with Bruna) so we had to use Google translate. He told me all about the girls in the building across from his shop. He said in the mornings scores of women enter that building working at a number of the brothels inside. He said the year before one of the girls was shot and killed right there in the alley by a customer who was stalking her. It was sad indeed and he said he watched the girl die. It only goes to show you that even in the pay for play business there is danger.

Bruna called me at 6 pm on the dot and she came to see me at a nice bar near my hotel. And sure enough she had already talked to the girls and they talked to me (one of the white skinned Brazilian friends of hers spoke some basic English) one by one on video. There was an Italian restaurant nearby and I called my girl to join us as I wanted her to meet Bruna. Although I clearly told Bruna my girlfriend was there with me I sensed some jealousy when my girl showed up. Later that night I asked Bruna about this and she said for a minute she was jealous but then realized that would make me unhappy and she didn't want to do that so she got a hold of herself.

Long story short, I had Bruna and my girl for the rest of the night (Bruna left around 1 am and I was worried about her but she said she was ok in the Uber). It was a great experience and Bruna even let me video some of the more tame parts of if. Trust me boys it was heaven having a lovely European blonde and an F cup Brazilian blow me at the same time. Hell I was feeling so generous I gave Bruna $50.

Over the next few days Bruna brought each of her friends. The cousin was the worst experience of them all initially. I think she was a bit too shy but that wasn't my problem. Bruna and my girl were watching tv and I took her cousin to the bathroom and bent her over. She must have enjoyed it though because days later when I went to the beach in Leblon with my girl and Bruna her cousin asked to come. I told her she could if she bent over for me again before we left for the beach. Trust me she showed up and she got bent over in the bathroom again. The other two I slept with as well but I never saw them again. One of her friends had an inverted nipple. I had never seen that before.

When it came time to go to Buzios I told Bruna about it knowing she would want to come. But I told her I was going to bring another girl instead. She immediately said she would go for free and she would bring her cousin and I could have her as much as I wanted. I played like I didn't want that because her cousin didn't like me. She said her cousin did like me but if she got a little tipsy she would be more fun.

Long story short I spent three great days at the various beaches in Buzios with three women on my arm. I got some approving and disapproving looks but I didn't give a damn. My girl was on Bob Marley the whole time so she was happy LOL. I had all three of them topless whenever we were in the lovely AirBNB I rented. At one point Brunas cousin loosed up and started sucking me in front of everyone. I kept the food and drinks coming and everyone had fun. The next morning I woke up to a D cup blonde(my GF), a E cup Brazilian and another Brazilian with a huge clit(did I mention this about her cousin?) all knocked out in the bed together. Paradise.

I sent Bruna and her cousin back to Rio and my girl and I stayed in Buzios for another two days. Hookers are one thing but I needed to make sure my GF was happy and I let her shop all over Buzios and thanked her for letting me have fun.

In all I got what I wanted. It cost me yes and some of you would say that was stupid but I have the money and it worked for me. I screwed multiple women over and over and had my companion (and her cousin) go with me and my lady to Buzios. Bruna is blowing up my Whatsapp everyday asking when I will return to Rio. I honestly told her the chances were small but we can always communicate as acquaintances.

Now I want to share some non mongering things / tips that can also help you enjoy your vacation as you cannot simply sleep with women for two week straight (well some of you can LOL).

1. Christ the Redeemer-Absolutely worth it. Check the webcam before you go as it is shrouded in clouds alot*urlreplacement5} Also buy your tickets beforehand*https://www.tremdocorcovado.rio/..

2. Beaches-Copacabana Beach is a dump. The water is unclean and so are the beaches. It reminds me of a dirtier Venice Beach in LOS Angeles. See it, walk it a bit and get to Ipanema or Leblon beach. These beaches are cleaner and so is the water. I prefer Leblon and if I ever went back to Rio it is 100% the neighborhood I would stay in. The only disadvantage is it is far from the brothels. Check out a webcam of Copacabana before you visit*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwQyNMjsG3k..

3. Esch Cafe (cigars)- I wanted to buy a few Cubans and headed to Esch Cafe which is a small cafe that sells a large variety of cigars. https://maps.app.goo.gl/iAvrjHe18eFFMHYH8 A lovely Russian MILF helped me with my selection (one Cuban was $75 USD!) and I thoroughly enjoyed the purchase as I stared into her lovely Russian eyes. Esch Cafe is in a very trendy section of Leblon with some great restaurants (this is where my lady and I nearly picked up a lovely Brazilian brunette waitress. She flirted with us and had a drink with us after her shift. Then she proceeds to inform us she is on her monthly cycle.

4. Places I ate that I enjoyed.

Gringo CafeClassico.

Beach Club (on top of Sugarloaf).

Fogo de Cho Barra.

Plage Cafe (bottom of Christ Redeemer).

Supermarket Zona Sul Supermercado Copacabana.

Confeitario Colombo for dessert.

Brewteco Botafogo-Rooftop with nice view; ninth floor of Shopping Botafogo.

Galeto Sats-best late night chicken.

5. Buzios.

Too far from Rio for a weekend excursion and in my estimation was an overpriced seaside village with boutique shops that only ladies would be interested in. Worth going if you have the time and money. There is one webcam you can check out before going to ensure the weather is good https://laborie.com.br/praia-ao-vivo/. I visited all of the beaches in Buzios with Bruna and her cousin and even got some great photos of them nude at the nude beach in Buzios. Here is my rundown on each beach:

Prai Brava-more remote.

Prai Geriba-large beach lots of surfing; very long beach.

Prai Manguinos-best place to see sunset.

Forno Beach-pink sand; to access the beach you have to climb a trail.

Praia the Ferradura-rocky cliffs and horseshoe size.

Praia the Foca-gorgeous with a natural pool; can't swim.

6. Safety.

I had 0 problems in Rio. Frankly, unless you are an oblivious tourist I didn't find it any more dangerous than any big city in the USA. I always used cash (I don't trust vendors to hand them my credit card unless I am in a restaurant) and didn't venture out at 3 am. Frankly I think the safety issue in Rio is overblown. If you are a grown man you will be just fine. Bruna said the favelas are dangerous and you just don't go out late at night. She said other than that you will be ok. I always kept my backpack in the front of me in large crowds and when I saw a man or group of guys giving me that "I'm sizing you up" look I stared them right back down and they looked away.

Overall I enjoyed my trip. Many would say I limited myself by only dealing with Bruna and her friends but sometimes its about quality and not quantity and frankly getting what you want as an individual. Would I fly all the way back to Brazil for more? No. I didn't find it anymore special than anyplace else I have mongered. I have so much more I can share but I have already written a novel so if anyone has questions reach out.

Showdown.

[Showdown]

There were too many photos so I added the rest.

Showdown

[Showdown]

I put together alot of notes before I went to Rio. I collected them mainly from ISG but also other sites. My notes are rough and in some instances I simply copied / pasted from what I was reading.

I hope this can help a newbie going to Rio in the future.

Escort websites:

https://www.barravipsrio.com

https://www.riosexsite.com

https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-rj(They will come to you).

https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/rio-de-janeiro

Massage:

https://espacoterapias.com.br/ (You go to them).

Seeking:

https://www.meupatrocinio.com/

**Rio Branco-TO BE VISITED. 34 floors, electronic key card for elevator, show ID.

DUDA MASSAGEM. Av. Rio Branco 156, Centro, Sala 3320.1 h 200 are, 30 min 170 are.

ONIX TERAPIAS. Same 156 building sala 2235.1 h 170 are, 30 min 140 are. https://onixterapias.com/ Choose VIP room.

STUDIO MALIBU. Same 156 building sala 606. There are many other places in that same building.

BELPRAZER. Av. Rio Branco, 185 - sala 2114 - Centro. 1 h 180 are, 30 min 140 are. Anyway, lots of beauties and I was impressed on how cheap this place is, went few times, clean rooms with ac, shower. This is a must! Few other spots in this building also. Quality 5-9.

**Praca Olavo Bilac-TO BE VISITED, show ID.

DARK ROOM. Praca Olavo Bilac 28, floor 20 Cobertura 6 Centro. Get off at 20th floor and walk up stairs to 21 floor. 1 h 140 are, 30 min 100. Quality 4-8. Impressively cheap hence no ac in rooms, no showers. But worth it since has a huge lineup during the day, more variety in terms of complexions. When you walk they'll take you to a room for the lineup right away but you can decline and ask to go the the lounge / bar where you can watch the girls dance and interract with them first. You'll see few locals sitting in there like 3-4 guys. Good hidden vibe in a corporate building LOL. https://www.darkroom.com.br/.

ESPACIO TERAPIAS. Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Sala 14171 h 200 are.

TERMAS 4 X4 - Rua Buenos Aires, 44, Centro. Entry 70 are, 30 minutes standard room is 350 are. With drinks and entry expect to spend min 600 are+ hence quality 5-9. Be sure to go around 5-8 p for full lineup. Prob one of the best in terms of quality and value in Rio.

CENTRO DE LAZER MV30 CLUB. Rua Mairink Veiga, 30 Centro. Entry fee 10 are and 150/30 min. Didn't have many girls, like 5 girls but still had a nice session.

UPHOUSE NIGHTCLUB. Av. Mem de S, 89 - Lapa, lapa (two blocks away from my airbnb). Entry fee 10 are, 30 min 150 are, 1 h 300 are. Very basic rooms but upgrade avail for 70 are which I recommend. Fairly cheap for this area and girls are 5-8+.

CLUB 502. Are. The Alfandega, 55, Centro. Entry fee 10 are, 30 min 170 are.

DOLCE VITA. Av. Atlantica 1424-nightclub full of freelancers. Not recommended.

EDEN SPA COPACABANA. TO BE VISITED Av. Nossa Sra de Copacabana 583, sala 401. I also went to sala 302. Pricing 200 are or 180 are for the HR, and 140/170 are for 30 minutes. Go one floor down in the same building are other prives; Open at 10 am https://www.edenspa.com.br. Massagem 583, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583 Suite 302 https://www.massagem583.com.br. Unknown in Suite 206 ALL THREE IN SAME BUILDING.

Delirio Oriental COPACABANA In Copa area. Rua Hilrio de Gouveia 66, sala 201 150 reais /30 min or 200 reais /60 min Room 201 https://deliriooriental.com.br/index.html.

Emporio do Banho: Rua do Rosrio 135, sala 302; 180 reais.

Massagem 583 COPACABANA.

Copa Rio Spa, COPACABANA Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 605 Suite 603 https://www.copariospa.com.br/contato/..

Copa Spa, COPACABANA. Siqueira Campos, 43, suite 825.

Monte Carlo-like German FKK. Opens at 3 pm. 10 available.

MABS-resturant to pick up.

The prives seem to be mostly open 10 am-10 pm Monday to Friday, then 10 am-6 pm on Saturday, and they are closed Sundays. Most seem to have WhatsApp accounts and are easy to contact.

Showdown.

[Mr Enternational]

I had a great time in Rio from a vacation and mongering standpoint. I didn't want to get a girl online or in a club. I wanted to talk with them first. Plus I enjoy doing it this way.

And my plan worked brilliantly.Man that was an excellent report. I probably would have never found that place if I was not with Vagabundo. Walking up the stairs after you get to the top floor.

[Bravo]

Right in front of the office building where The Dark Room is located is a barbershop. The barber looked bored so I walked in and paid $5 for a great haircut (see attached photo). While I was there one of the barbers tried communicating with me but he knew no Spanish or English and this is the one time where communication was futile (I communicated better with Bruna) so we had to use Google translate. He told me all about the girls in the building across from his shop. He said in the mornings scores of women enter that building working at a number of the brothels inside. He said the year before one of the girls was shot and killed right there in the alley by a customer who was stalking her. It was sad indeed and he said he watched the girl die. It only goes to show you that even in the pay for play business there is danger.

Showdown.Do you know the address of the commercial building that the barber was talking about? Was it the building that DR is located in? I never heard of multiple prives in that building, I always thought it was only Dar Room?

[Mr Enternational]

I never heard of multiple prives in that building, I always thought it was only Dar Room?Man it is about 800 spots in that building. All the downtown chicks offering massages that you see on photoacompanhantes are in that building.

[The Cane]

There is an easy way and a hard way.

The easy way.

1. Buy the membership.

2. Message Vagabundo.

The hard way is to read and read and read prives reviews on gparena dot net.

There's a third way, which I personally don't like, but you might enjoy if you like Santa Fe in Bogota. Vila Mimosa is Rio's answer to Santa Fe, but it's even less fabulous, LOL. They have a bunch of small brothels and the last time they changed the sheets was when Lula went to prison. Not my cup of tea, but the place has its fans.

Keep in mind that all cheap Rio prives are in Centro, so you might want to stay there rather than Copa.A fourth way is to narrow your reading by focusing exclusively on the Reports of Distinction. There is a reason why those reports are in the ROD. They're the best of the best, normally full of useful information and entertaining reads as well. Showdown's latest report should be in there. Best description of Dark Room and how to get there I have ever read. Still not my cup of tea, but outstanding descriptive reporting nevertheless!

[Vagabundo1]

You will notice that Vagabundo of the SWISS NAVY has a legal office 2257 compliance for a porno company right there. The first one to guess the true name of which porn star on sexyhot Vagabundo is gets a free guide as to the true identity of.

AMBER LYNN.

CHERRY TORN.

NOEMIE BILAS.

MIDORI.

SAMMIE RHODES.

Post all relevant pictures here. Words talk, pictures scream. Nota bene, this particular prive wants all hoars, of all types. Just send them the contact information and even bring them new talent, like from the little casas across the street where.

NIA NACCI.

Works, or around the corner where.

KIRA NOIR.

Works.

Across the street, across Presidente Vargas, after the McDonalds, ie, checkpoint 1, where I fucked a negra, a negress, a negress of Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer proportions in Ave Presidente Vargas 590, her name was Thati, and it was 2014, Thati Bom Bom.

I have pictures. I have video.

In my dream harem, Thati is #1.

Then, there is #2, that would be Manuela Gomes, who is still working, and whom I am teeing up for a little bachelor party on 19 Feb for a friend of Doombringer, a pimp from Ecuador (Vagabundo is not a pimp, though he does accept various Amazon hospitality in compensation for being a Muay Thai and Socorro certificate holding brother to bring the hoars, as long as he gets one. So, Manuela Gomes I am going to hoar out for my buddies, and since she is a good hoar, I hope that some of my friends are up for fucking her airtight in a swing. Swing is good exercise.

Then there is #3 and that would be Kainan Bellato, tight young 18 at the time negra straight out of Vidigigal, and the best pussy ass and throat that Vagabundo has enjoyed. There is alot of video. Look for it soon on Swingerblog xxx out of Atlanta Georgia.

And finally, there is #4, and that would be Lorena, callsign Nia Nacci, holy fuck, that is Nia Nacci #1. I am going to be asking for this big titted hot pussied little hoar again, with those super huge double DD negra princess, negress from Henry Miller titties. Do you realize that you are in the prensence of the Ghost off Henry Miller, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Quentin Tarantino, and John Stagliano, all in one!?


I had a great time in Rio from a vacation and mongering standpoint. I only went to one place after finding a comfort level and finding workers who would bring their girlfriends to see my GF and I at the hotel and spending some time with us in Buzios. Despite some saying this wouldn't be easy to find (girls to join us that we vibed with) we found it easy and almost had a civilian girl we met at a restaurant.

1. Where did I monger? I was more interested in the spots in Centro due to costs and I generally like more wham bam thank you mam places. I don't particularly like more upscale places and I felt the spots I picked out in Centro would fit the bill. It just happened that the first place I went to wound up being so perfect for me I wound up with three women that didn't work there as a result of me going there. I never had to go back after the first time. Now some of you may say check out other places but for me once I find a comfort level (costs, lineup, girls willing to do anything etc) I tend to repeat.

So where did I go? Dark Roomhttps://www.darkroom.com.br/ https://maps.app.goo.gl/FqaEPPPvyi8r...kroomrj/?hl=en..

This place is interesting because it is down a small side street (or an alley in my opinion) that is lined with small shops (mostly barbers and ladies hair boutiques) in an office building. You would never know it's there. It's like walking into a tall office building in New York and there is a brothel inside. See the attached photo of the entrance to the building.

When you walk through the revolving door there is a guard to your left. Walk past them straight to the guard desk in front of you. There the guard will take your ID (I simply showed my drivers license on my phone) and they entered it into a PC. Then they hand you a key card where they walk to your right and swipe through a turnstile to get access to the elevators. It is fascinating to me that they need two people to watch you swipe your card LOL. The elevators are to the left and you go to the 20th floor.

Now here is where things get odd.

When you come out of the elevator you are greeted with a long hallway that is completely devoid of sound. There are doors to various businesses (and some unoccupied) and a grey hallway (see photo 1). Now if memory serves me correctly you go to the right and then the first right. Then as you walk look to the right and there is a door to a set of stairs (see photo 2 with the fire hose in the wall). You then walk up one flight of stairs to a door (metal door-I think it is fireproof or something). Once through that door you are on the 21st floor. Then if you walk to your right you will see the door to the Dark Room (see photo 4).

Now before I arrived I contacted them on Whatsapp and they were happy to send me the lineup. I didn't have anyone in mind that day as I was doing this more as a reconnaissance mission ie to feel out what the deal was and try to build a rapport with one of the girls to get what I ultimately wanted-a girl I felt good about about that could come back to the room eventually and spend time with us in Buzios as well. In my mind spending $30 USD-even if I didn't bend one of them over-was worth it to me to get what I wanted. If you spend thousands to get to a vacation in Brazil, $30 USD for information and to connect with the right girl is small money for big rewards. I didn't want to get a girl online or in a club. I wanted to talk with them first. Plus I enjoy doing it this way.

And my plan worked brilliantly.

First the logistics. I do not speak Portuguese but I do speak Spanish. Now I have read over and over that overwhelmingly Brazilians do not speak English and do not understand Spanish. What I discovered in general was that this was false (at least in the tourist areas and the places I went). I learned that if you speak Spanish slowly with basic words and if you BOTH listen to each other you can generally speak to one another. Even when I went to Uguaiana Market https://g.co/kgs/aB6XTGJ to buy souvenirs I was able to communicate using Spanish / Portuguese. In fact this method was much easier than English. I did find in general people didn't speak or understand English though the girl we nearly picked up at the restaurant did (I did notice people under 30 were speaking much more English than other age groups).

Anyhow armed with my Spanish, Google translate (tip for everyone-download Google Translate Portuguese OFFLINE to your phone. https://g.co/kgs/rDs6sGf*. If you don't have a cell signal you won't be able to use it but if you download Portuguese to your phone you can always use it)

I entered that secret black door. :-)

It is very small and crowded inside in general. When you first enter there is a chest high desk that is so big you can barely enter. There was a thin tattooed covered woman sitting in a chair in front who immediately stood up and introduced herself in Portuguese. The women behind the tall desk to the left did not respond. I responded in English and Spanish and she switched to English. Surprise! I touched her on the shoulder and told her in English then Spanish I was happy I could communicate with her. She smiled and said something to the effect of "you sly devil" and I handed her a candy I had in my pocket (I had a pocket full of them). She then walked me to a very crowded, dark small hallway where I could see three or four rooms on each side. The brightly lit room she led me in was so small it barely fit the bed that was inside (see photo). She showed me the menu and the prices and I chose 60 minutes. I wanted to take my time with this adventure.

Now from just walking from the desk area to this small room I saw three scantily dressed women (on theother side of this hallway I could hear men talking) and I knew from my Whatsapp inquiry there were six there that morning (I got there about 10:30 AM). The tattooed woman tells me she will introduce her best to me first and then all other others.

The first woman she introduced me to was a very short (maybe five feet tall or less) chica (she has the white tank top on in the photos). She immediately hugged me, smiled and gave me a peck on the cheek and said I was handsome in Portuguese. I gave her a candy from my pocket as well and she hugged me again. I felt her up as she walked out and I nearly thought I found what I was looking for with her as she seemed to like me in a non hooker way. But I knew there were others so I stayed on mission. I repeated this process with each woman who came in (six in all) and again the little candy made them happy and smile in a natural way.

But the last girl. Jesus. This girl was an E or F cup. Natural. Trust me.

When she entered the room was so small I felt her chest wouldn't fit in. She lit up when she entered (I could tell in general the women were talking about me as they walked past each other coming in and out of the room) and between her massive chest, her slight resemblance to the Brazilian porn star Tekohas*https://www.xvideos.com/models/tekohas I knew this girl would be the answer to what I was seeking. Her photos are the women in the red panties and bra and the Whatsapp photo of a woman in hot pink. Her name was Bruna. What a doll she was.

I picked her based on a few things. One she was attracted to me. Two her initial reaction and short introduction to me indicated she had a bubbly personality. So I said I wanted an hour with her and they walked us a few doors down to another larger room. Honestly it wasnt too much larger than the first (see the second photo of the darker room).

I immediately started playing with her chest (God her boobs were HEAVY) and she got a real kick out of it. She was clearly into me. She went to disrobe and I told her no-that I didn't want her in that small cramped room (the walls seemed to be separated by foldable dividers and I could hear atleast three sets of people going at it in other rooms) and that I would prefer she talk to me a bit and maybe she could come to my room later. She was very happy about this and put her clothes on but was sweet enough to tell me she was going to leave her shirt off since I liked her boobs so much.

For the next fifteen minutes or so we talked about each other. I wanted to get a feel for who she was as I felt this girl not only was a girl I could take to Buzios but that she also had friends that could join us as well. Turned out she lived near the airport and was just trying her hand at selling herself because her friend did it for a while and made good money. Bruna seemed or at least appeared innocent enough (so to speak) that she was being truthful. I then asked her did she have any friends that didn't work at the Dark Room with her that would be willing to make some money.

She took out her phone and showed me three girls that were her friends. Two were white skinned Brazilians and the other was black. She told me the black girl was her cousin! I asked her if these women would be willing to spend time in the bedroom with me and my girlfriend or just me. She said they would with the exception of her cousin who wasn't bi. I told her it wasn't necessary for her cousin to have sex with my girl-just me. Bruna happily said she would bring each of them to the hotel one by one over the next three days as long as she could join in each time! This sounded too good to be true. I told Bruna I would pay her $500 to make this happen-$100 now, $150 more after the second girl and the last $250 when the last girl came. And I would give her a $100 bonus if it all went well.

Bruna literally kissed me on the lips and said she would happily do it! Now these girls say all sorts of things but she then said she wanted to prove she would do it by having me talk to the girls on Whatsapp video. She said she couldn't do it there because she was working but could she meet me at 6 pm to have me talk to them. I told her I was not going to come all the way back to Centro but she said if I paid her Uber (they are cheap in Brazil) she would come to me.

We exchanged numbers, Whatsapp and she let me suck her boobs some more and I left. She seemed genuinely happy with the arrangement.

Right in front of the office building where The Dark Room is located is a barbershop. The barber looked bored so I walked in and paid $5 for a great haircut (see attached photo). While I was there one of the barbers tried communicating with me but he knew no Spanish or English and this is the one time where communication was futile (I communicated better with Bruna) so we had to use Google translate. He told me all about the girls in the building across from his shop. He said in the mornings scores of women enter that building working at a number of the brothels inside. He said the year before one of the girls was shot and killed right there in the alley by a customer who was stalking her. It was sad indeed and he said he watched the girl die. It only goes to show you that even in the pay for play business there is danger.

Bruna called me at 6 pm on the dot and she came to see me at a nice bar near my hotel. And sure enough she had already talked to the girls and they talked to me (one of the white skinned Brazilian friends of hers spoke some basic English) one by one on video. There was an Italian restaurant nearby and I called my girl to join us as I wanted her to meet Bruna. Although I clearly told Bruna my girlfriend was there with me I sensed some jealousy when my girl showed up. Later that night I asked Bruna about this and she said for a minute she was jealous but then realized that would make me unhappy and she didn't want to do that so she got a hold of herself.

Long story short, I had Bruna and my girl for the rest of the night (Bruna left around 1 am and I was worried about her but she said she was ok in the Uber). It was a great experience and Bruna even let me video some of the more tame parts of if. Trust me boys it was heaven having a lovely European blonde and an F cup Brazilian blow me at the same time. Hell I was feeling so generous I gave Bruna $50.

Over the next few days Bruna brought each of her friends. The cousin was the worst experience of them all initially. I think she was a bit too shy but that wasn't my problem. Bruna and my girl were watching tv and I took her cousin to the bathroom and bent her over. She must have enjoyed it though because days later when I went to the beach in Leblon with my girl and Bruna her cousin asked to come. I told her she could if she bent over for me again before we left for the beach. Trust me she showed up and she got bent over in the bathroom again. The other two I slept with as well but I never saw them again. One of her friends had an inverted nipple. I had never seen that before.

When it came time to go to Buzios I told Bruna about it knowing she would want to come. But I told her I was going to bring another girl instead. She immediately said she would go for free and she would bring her cousin and I could have her as much as I wanted. I played like I didn't want that because her cousin didn't like me. She said her cousin did like me but if she got a little tipsy she would be more fun.

Long story short I spent three great days at the various beaches in Buzios with three women on my arm. I got some approving and disapproving looks but I didn't give a damn. My girl was on Bob Marley the whole time so she was happy LOL. I had all three of them topless whenever we were in the lovely AirBNB I rented. At one point Brunas cousin loosed up and started sucking me in front of everyone. I kept the food and drinks coming and everyone had fun. The next morning I woke up to a D cup blonde(my GF), a E cup Brazilian and another Brazilian with a huge clit(did I mention this about her cousin?) all knocked out in the bed together. Paradise.

I sent Bruna and her cousin back to Rio and my girl and I stayed in Buzios for another two days. Hookers are one thing but I needed to make sure my GF was happy and I let her shop all over Buzios and thanked her for letting me have fun.

In all I got what I wanted. It cost me yes and some of you would say that was stupid but I have the money and it worked for me. I screwed multiple women over and over and had my companion (and her cousin) go with me and my lady to Buzios. Bruna is blowing up my Whatsapp everyday asking when I will return to Rio. I honestly told her the chances were small but we can always communicate as acquaintances.

Now I want to share some non mongering things / tips that can also help you enjoy your vacation as you cannot simply sleep with women for two week straight (well some of you can LOL).

1. Christ the Redeemer-Absolutely worth it. Check the webcam before you go as it is shrouded in clouds alot*urlreplacement5} Also buy your tickets beforehand*https://www.tremdocorcovado.rio/..

2. Beaches-Copacabana Beach is a dump. The water is unclean and so are the beaches. It reminds me of a dirtier Venice Beach in LOS Angeles. See it, walk it a bit and get to Ipanema or Leblon beach. These beaches are cleaner and so is the water. I prefer Leblon and if I ever went back to Rio it is 100% the neighborhood I would stay in. The only disadvantage is it is far from the brothels. Check out a webcam of Copacabana before you visit*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwQyNMjsG3k..

3. Esch Cafe (cigars)- I wanted to buy a few Cubans and headed to Esch Cafe which is a small cafe that sells a large variety of cigars. https://maps.app.goo.gl/iAvrjHe18eFFMHYH8 A lovely Russian MILF helped me with my selection (one Cuban was $75 USD!) and I thoroughly enjoyed the purchase as I stared into her lovely Russian eyes. Esch Cafe is in a very trendy section of Leblon with some great restaurants (this is where my lady and I nearly picked up a lovely Brazilian brunette waitress. She flirted with us and had a drink with us after her shift. Then she proceeds to inform us she is on her monthly cycle.

4. Places I ate that I enjoyed.

Gringo CafeClassico.

Beach Club (on top of Sugarloaf).

Fogo de Cho Barra.

Plage Cafe (bottom of Christ Redeemer).

Supermarket Zona Sul Supermercado Copacabana.

Confeitario Colombo for dessert.

Brewteco Botafogo-Rooftop with nice view; ninth floor of Shopping Botafogo.

Galeto Sats-best late night chicken.

5. Buzios.

Too far from Rio for a weekend excursion and in my estimation was an overpriced seaside village with boutique shops that only ladies would be interested in. Worth going if you have the time and money. There is one webcam you can check out before going to ensure the weather is good https://laborie.com.br/praia-ao-vivo/. I visited all of the beaches in Buzios with Bruna and her cousin and even got some great photos of them nude at the nude beach in Buzios. Here is my rundown on each beach:

Prai Brava-more remote.

Prai Geriba-large beach lots of surfing; very long beach.

Prai Manguinos-best place to see sunset.

Forno Beach-pink sand; to access the beach you have to climb a trail.

Praia the Ferradura-rocky cliffs and horseshoe size.

Praia the Foca-gorgeous with a natural pool; can't swim.

6. Safety.

I had 0 problems in Rio. Frankly, unless you are an oblivious tourist I didn't find it any more dangerous than any big city in the USA. I always used cash (I don't trust vendors to hand them my credit card unless I am in a restaurant) and didn't venture out at 3 am. Frankly I think the safety issue in Rio is overblown. If you are a grown man you will be just fine. Bruna said the favelas are dangerous and you just don't go out late at night. She said other than that you will be ok. I always kept my backpack in the front of me in large crowds and when I saw a man or group of guys giving me that "I'm sizing you up" look I stared them right back down and they looked away.

Overall I enjoyed my trip. Many would say I limited myself by only dealing with Bruna and her friends but sometimes its about quality and not quantity and frankly getting what you want as an individual. Would I fly all the way back to Brazil for more? No. I didn't find it anymore special than anyplace else I have mongered. I have so much more I can share but I have already written a novel so if anyone has questions reach out.

Showdown.

[Xpartan]

I had a great time in Rio from a vacation and mongering standpoint. I only went to one place after finding a comfort level and finding workers who would bring their girlfriends to see my GF and I at the hotel and spending some time with us in Buzios. Despite some saying this wouldn't be easy to find (girls to join us that we vibed with) we found it easy and almost had a civilian girl we met at a restaurant.My goodness, that was a hell of the report. Here are a few notes.

1. There are no chicas in Brazil, it's garota or menina. I think they like "menina" better, but that's only my observation.

2. You seem to have some decent budget to operate on, so next time bring your small harem to one of Rio's fine love motels. Book their pool / Jacuzzi room for the top-notch experience.

VIPS is the top of the line with the price to match.

https://motelvips.com.br

Others (check Zona Sul and Zona Oeste).

https://www.guiademoteis.com.br/rio-de-janeiro

3. If you didn't like Buzios, check Ilha Grande next time.

4. It was gutsy on your part to surround yourself with 2 women, since the chances are higher they might get emboldened and try some scams on you. Although, I guess the presence of your own GF did mitigate this risk.

Glad you had fun in Rio, and thank you for the entertaining report.

[Xpartan]

I had a great time in Rio from a vacation and mongering standpoint. I only went to one place after finding a comfort level and finding workers who would bring their girlfriends to see my GF and I at the hotel and spending some time with us in Buzios. Forgot to ask: In Buzios, did you rent a buggy or used Uber / taxi? If a buggy, how much was it, if Uber -- any issues?

[Showdown]

Forgot to ask: In Buzios, did you rent a buggy or used Uber / taxi? If a buggy, how much was it, if Uber -- any issues?Thanks for the compliments on the report everyone. It is appreciated. And I am working to answer all of the PMS.

To answer a few questions:

* I used this service to get to and from Buzios http://www.trixtransfer.com. I went to two dune buggy places-Alquiler De Buggy and Dune Buggy. The buggys at both look like they have been in the battle of Fallujah. I passed. We used Uber in Buzios but there never seemed to be many available. We actually hitched two rides with people as well. Honestly we spend most of our time around Rua das Pedras (the main drag). Also if you are looking for women in Buzios here is a link to some online ladies https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/buzios.

*Regarding two ladies and a possible scam. I, like many others on the board, have a good sense of a scam / BS meter from these girls. Trust me Bruna was 100% overjoyed to be with us and she didn't ask for a dime to come to Buzios with us (I didn't give her cousin money either). Yes I fed them etc but my opinion is hooker or not they are human beings with feelings and should be respected. Bruna never showed anything that displeased me. Yes I did lock up my bags with my important things and I did have my girl lockup her expensive makeup but that was it.

*The barber told me it was the same building as The Dark Room where he sees lots of women coming in and out everyday. When I was leaving I 100% saw two girls getting on the elevator on the bottom floor who definitely looked like working girls (too much makeup and too much perfume). Funny thing is that building seemed to be very empty to me.

*I intentionally made sure I took photos for the board when going to the Dark Room. There was a Brazilian board I read going back one year and many of them talked about the difficulty of finding The Dark Room. If I had not read those posts I probably would have been lost myself.

One thing I really enjoyed-when I went to the Selaron steps there was this massive jugged women running up and down the steps while her friend filmed her. Her tits were flopping around everywhere. Hell I started video taping her and she just smiled (see photo of women in pink).

One thing I wanted to share I noticed about Rio regarding the black women. 90% of them wear their natural hair. As an American I am used to seeing black women with weaves that make them look like Rapunzel (like Beyonce showing up in the long blonde weave. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hblf_MRMLSI . But the black women in Rio had nice Afros or did their natural hair and it looked nice. I attached a photo I found on the web of a Afro-Brazilian women with the hairstyle I saw many of the black women had. Just an interesting observation.

Showdown.

[Mr Enternational]

*Regarding two ladies and a possible scam. I, like many others on the board, have a good sense of a scam / BS meter from these girls. Trust me Bruna was 100% overjoyed to be with us and she didn't ask for a dime to come to Buzios with us (I didn't give her cousin money either). Yes I fed them etc but my opinion is hooker or not they are human beings with feelings and should be respected. Bruna never showed anything that displeased me.It was like that in the Help days. That is why many guys were falling in love. It was my definition of GFE and not fuck, money, leave.

[Mr Enternational]

If you didn't like Buzios, check Ilha Grande next time.IMHO they both suck. Somewhere to go for a getaway if you have nothing else to do, but definitely not an I must see this if I go to Rio.

[Mr Enternational]

One thing I wanted to share I noticed about Rio regarding the black women. 90% of them wear their natural hair. As an American I am used to seeing black women with weaves that make them look like RapunzelThese days I will say more like 20%. Maybe you just can not tell it is "aplique" because they clip it in, not glue it to the top of their heads like Americans and Africans.

I had it out with a chick that I used to mess with who is a lawyer. I am looking at her pictures thinking maybe she got a perm or something. Next thing I know she is asking how I like her wigs. I said the shit looks horrible. But she loves them. Something I would have never expected from her. I have a phobia of chicks with fake hair.

[Sperto]

Reading about several had problems finding Dark Room. It really is very obvious how to find the place. The address I cobertura 6. Cobertura is the very top floor. Normally there won't be any elevator going up tp to the cobertura floor. Meaning it's reached by stairs.


Do you know the address of the commercial building that the barber was talking about? Was it the building that DR is located in? I never heard of multiple prives in that building, I always thought it was only Dar Room?In the same building as Dark Room is located there are, or used to be, other privées in sala 507,1317 and 1417. Even though I'm not very impressed of Dark Room it's still better than the other privées in that building.

[Vagabundo1]

Which are the best prives senor sperto? Like top 20 like your old spreadsheets and guides.


Reading about several had problems finding Dark Room. It really is very obvious how to find the place. The address I cobertura 6. Cobertura is the very top floor. Normally there won't be any elevator going up tp to the cobertura floor. Meaning it's reached by stairs.

In the same building as Dark Room is located there are, or used to be, other prives in sala 507,1317 and 1417. Even though I'm not very impressed of Dark Room it's still better than the other prives in that building.

[Vagabundo1]

At surfinnrio.

At pousadamarambaia.


These days I will say more like 20%. Maybe you just can not tell it is "aplique" because they clip it in, not glue it to the top of their heads like Americans and Africans.

I had it out with a chick that I used to mess with who is a lawyer. I am looking at her pictures thinking maybe she got a perm or something. Next thing I know she is asking how I like her wigs. I said the shit looks horrible. But she loves them. Something I would have never expected from her. I have a phobia of chicks with fake hair.

[Sperto]

Which are the best prives senor sperto? Like top 20 like your old spreadsheets and guides.Senhor Vagabundo, the best privées are the ones with newbie ponyass morenas from Zona Norte or the comunidades. Which are the best privées change all the time. I havn't been to a Rio privê since March. Right now I'm in the northeast and only reach Rio in a couple of weeks.

[Zip Galaxy]

One thing I wanted to share I noticed about Rio regarding the black women. 90% of them wear their natural hair. As an American I am used to seeing black women with weaves that make them look like Rapunzel (like Beyonce showing up in the long blonde weave. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hblf_MRMLSI . But the black women in Rio had nice Afros or did their natural hair and it looked nice. I attached a photo I found on the web of a Afro-Brazilian women with the hairstyle I saw many of the black women had. Just an interesting observation..That's a good report. When it comes to the hairstyle, the women you have sent pictures of are brown (mixed race) women so their their hair will naturally be curly making it easier to manage.

[Xpartan]

IMHO they both suck. Somewhere to go for a getaway if you have nothing else to do, but definitely not an I must see this if I go to Rio.The Lopes Mendez beach is a must see, IMHO, and Ilha Grande or Angra can serve as a great base for island hopping.

[Vagabundo1]

On every sunny Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, meet at Metro Jardim Oceanico at 10 h, uber in groups to Praianha to hike Mirante do caete, foot volei on praianha beach drink beer and smoke, go to Instagram at surfinnrio, and stay at at surfinnrio overnight or at marambaiacafepousada with your friends.

https://www.instagram.com/surfinnrio/

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZA2hnvLRVSoYmhcP8

https://www.facebook.com/marambaiacafepousada


The Lopes Mendez beach is a must see, IMHO, and Ilha Grande or Angra can serve as a great base for island hopping.

[Xpartan]

On every sunny Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, meet at Metro Jardim Oceanico at 10 h, uber in groups to Praianha to hike Mirante do caete, foot volei on praianha beach drink beer and smoke, go to Instagram at surfinnrio, and stay at at surfinnrio overnight or at marambaiacafepousada with your friends.

https://www.instagram.com/surfinnrio/

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZA2hnvLRVSoYmhcP8

https://www.facebook.com/marambaiacafepousadaThis pousada looks pretty nice to enjoy a day on the beach. Do they rent hourly?

[Fudimaar]

It's time to give something back to the community.

I've been visiting a number of prives in this building, and like to summarize my experiences.

1) The building elevators are a pain in the ass. Only one of them seems to go to the 22nd floor and above. It stops at even numbers and you have to walk down / up one floor. It's old and dodgy looking.

2) The entrance of the building is not next to Claro as shown on googlemaps. It's around the corner from there on Tv dos poestas de calcada. You'll find about 4-5 men, standing on the corner and handing our little adverts for their prive, and I recommend you let one of them take you to their apartment to make navigating the building / elevators easy on your first visit.

3) The prives are all pretty basic. There are cubicles (and not rooms) with partition walls that don't go all the way up, so you can hear a girl getting fucked in the next cubicle. They tend to have a shower but don't expect fragrant soaps and fluffy towels. These are not the Hilton hotel. Very basic, and tiny. The cubicles are not really comfortable for sex, and I generally tend to get a 20 min BBBJ in these places. The beds are often uneven and I doubt if the sheets get changed once a week let alone after each punter. Most have a fan in the cubicle.

4) Cost. They are mostly of the order of:

20 minutes is 60 are.

30 minutes is 90 are.

1 HR is 150 are.

So it's bargain basement price. Except the prive on 3206 which charges 100 are for 20 minutes but has the shittiest rooms of all. Go figure.

I have tried the following in this building. If anyone knows of others, please feel free to mention them.

2102) - All 4 times I've been here, the girls gave a great BBBJ.

2103) - Had a poor experience here with an attractive garota who couldn't be bothered to give a BBBJ and looked detached throughout. I think her name was something like Finola. But there's a Perola here who delivers good service.

2107) This one charged 70 are for 20 minutes. A nice chunky MILF here (Lais) who is my type I my favourite here.

3206) Terrible rooms. One time the bed I was on, was literally in 2 pieces, the second time, the room was boiling hot and no fan etc. But service was good, and one of the girls here (Dani) gave me a proper porn-style BBBJ for 20 min non-stop till I emptied in her mouth.

601) Open on Saturdays this one. MILFs working here. They have a dupla (20 minutes) for 100 are. I've done this a couple of times.

607) Only saw a couple of MILFs here when I went. One was an attractive one who rimmed me and sucked non-stop, the other was a very unattractive one that no amount of Viagra would have enabled me to rise to the occasion.

I will often visit three of these, one after another, and get 20 min sessions in each.

Enjoy. And please mention other prives in this building.

[Vagabundo1]

Good report! 3206 has views of the harbor, and it used to have the best tits in centro, nia nacci #2, ie, oh, I forgot her name. Jimmyboy will remember. The jimmyboy procedure of scheduling a fuk at the opening is the best. Pv# claimed to have barebacked her, actually when we were at sao conrado metro station in 2023 when he was last here. I may move to sao conrado. Any opinions?


It's time to give something back to the community.

I've been visiting a number of prives in this building, and like to summarize my experiences.

1) The building elevators are a pain in the ass. Only one of them seems to go to the 22nd floor and above. It stops at even numbers and you have to walk down / up one floor. It's old and dodgy looking.

2) The entrance of the building is not next to Claro as shown on googlemaps. It's around the corner from there on Tv dos poestas de calcada. You'll find about 4-5 men, standing on the corner and handing our little adverts for their prive, and I recommend you let one of them take you to their apartment to make navigating the building / elevators easy on your first visit.

3) The prives are all pretty basic. There are cubicles (and not rooms) with partition walls that don't go all the way up, so you can hear a girl getting fucked in the next cubicle. They tend to have a shower but don't expect fragrant soaps and fluffy towels. These are not the Hilton hotel. Very basic, and tiny. The cubicles are not really comfortable for sex, and I generally tend to get a 20 min BBBJ in these places. The beds are often uneven and I doubt if the sheets get changed once a week let alone after each punter. Most have a fan in the cubicle.

4) Cost. They are mostly of the order of:

20 minutes is 60 are.

30 minutes is 90 are.

1 HR is 150 are.

So it's bargain basement price. Except the prive on 3206 which charges 100 are for 20 minutes but has the shittiest rooms of all. Go figure.

I have tried the following in this building. If anyone knows of others, please feel free to mention them.

2102) - All 4 times I've been here, the girls gave a great BBBJ.

2103) - Had a poor experience here with an attractive garota who couldn't be bothered to give a BBBJ and looked detached throughout. I think her name was something like Finola. But there's a Perola here who delivers good service.

2107) This one charged 70 are for 20 minutes. A nice chunky MILF here (Lais) who is my type I my favourite here.

3206) Terrible rooms. One time the bed I was on, was literally in 2 pieces, the second time, the room was boiling hot and no fan etc. But service was good, and one of the girls here (Dani) gave me a proper porn-style BBBJ for 20 min non-stop till I emptied in her mouth.

601) Open on Saturdays this one. MILFs working here. They have a dupla (20 minutes) for 100 are. I've done this a couple of times.

607) Only saw a couple of MILFs here when I went. One was an attractive one who rimmed me and sucked non-stop, the other was a very unattractive one that no amount of Viagra would have enabled me to rise to the occasion.

I will often visit three of these, one after another, and get 20 min sessions in each.

Enjoy. And please mention other prives in this building.

[JohnLucid]

My fiance wants a 18-22 yo gal to play with. Any suggestions on where to look?

We leave out a couple days before Carnival starts. Is there any pre-carnival events we should definitely not miss out on?

I'll report back with my results after. : the.

[TedFerguson]

I had a weird experience at Termas Monte Carlo today. Things started off well with the front desk staff actually being pleasant and helpful, including the locker room and shower staff. This is unusual when compared to German FKKs where the staff are stone faced and as friendly as DMV employees. I go up to the bar where the girls are with the expectation this place is a solid daytime choice and see maybe 10 girls, of which one is a 7 and one is an 8 (albeit a bit older). Rather underwhelming. I speak some Portuguese so I talk both of them up, and choose the 8 (of course), and opt for the 40 minute session. This is where it gets weird. She asks me for my locker key and says something about going to the room together, and I make the mistake of giving it to her.

She promptly disappears into the ladies locker room and I get upset. I go downstairs and talk to the management. After a few minutes, she reappears with my key, saying something about her taking a shower (the 40 minute rooms don't have bathrooms). Fine, but why did you need the key? More stuff about showering (she looks nice in red lingerie). She doesn't quite register that I'm pissed off, and I head out. The front desk staff tells me this isn't usual behavior and the key is needed to book the rooms (fair) but the working girl shouldn't have taken it. She also drops that the number of girls is higher after 7 pm, if I want to give the place another shot. I'm undecided there as the goods in store were pretty underwhelming compared to what I find online.

Why did this girl take my key? Is it to ensure that I don't end up going to the room with another girl? That's the only logical explanation I can think of.

On a more positive note, saw two girls this week from Seeking (one from MeuPatrocinio scheduled for next week). First impressions are that Rio girls are freaks in the sack. One bit my nipples, another dug her nails into my arm (not scratched, but dug into). Their conversation skills are below the São Paulo or Buenos Aires level, but above Medellin. However, all so far have been extremely responsive over WhatsApp. To the point where I'm wondering if I'm really in LatAm or Europe. After spending the better part of last year in Western Europe, I've been accustomed to more vanilla sex and more stimulating conversation but the experiences (and the weather / overall vibe) have been good enough to stay a few more weeks.

[Balboa]

I had a weird experience at Termas Monte Carlo today. Things started off well with the front desk staff actually being pleasant and helpful, including the locker room and shower staff. This is unusual when compared to German FKKs where the staff are stone faced and as friendly as DMV employees. I go up to the bar where the girls are with the expectation this place is a solid daytime choice and see maybe 10 girls, of which one is a 7 and one is an 8 (albeit a bit older). Rather underwhelming. I speak some Portuguese so I talk both of them up, and choose the 8 (of course), and opt for the 40 minute session. This is where it gets weird. She asks me for my locker key and says something about going to the room together, and I make the mistake of giving it to her.

She promptly disappears into the ladies locker room and I get upset. I go downstairs and talk to the management. After a few minutes, she reappears with my key, saying something about her taking a shower (the 40 minute rooms don't have bathrooms). Fine, but why did you need the key? More stuff about showering (she looks nice in red lingerie). She doesn't quite register that I'm pissed off, and I head out. The front desk staff tells me this isn't usual behavior and the key is needed to book the rooms (fair) but the working girl shouldn't have taken it. She also drops that the number of girls is higher after 7 pm, if I want to give the place another shot. I'm undecided there as the goods in store were pretty underwhelming compared to what I find online.

Why did this girl take my key? Is it to ensure that I don't end up going to the room with another girl? That's the only logical explanation I can think of.

.LOL, that's normal for them to take your key to get it all set up.

[Steve 9696]

LOL, that's normal for them to take your key to get it all set up.Yeah this is totally standard procedure. Your key is how they identify you. The girl takes your key to the desk to book the time. Absolutely nothing to worry about.

[The Cane]

LOL, that's normal for them to take your key to get it all set up.But I have never let a girl disappear with my key without me, and never will. I always go with them to the desk to set things up. You can never be too careful with this.

[TedFerguson]

But I have never let a girl disappear with my key without me, and never will. I always go with them to the desk to set things up. You can never be too careful with this.I was expecting to go to the desk together. What happened is she disappeared in the changing room. If we had talked about it beforehand, it might have been ok (I might have been cool waiting while she changed). But it didn't make sense for her to need my key while she takes a shower.

[Axel Heyst]

I was expecting to go to the desk together. What happened is she disappeared in the changing room. Hi Ted,

Thanks for your report.

For what it is worth, I have never experienced this sort of thing in a RJ Terma. My top 3 favorite Termas, in descending order, are Solarium, 4 x 4, and Perola Negra. To quote Cane, "I always go with them to the desk to set things up". Right and the clerk may take that opportunity to ask the customer if want a room upgrade which in some circumstances (2 girls for example) is not a bad idea. I am not saying your girl was out to deceive you or rip you off, just that this has never happened to me.

[CatBert55]

I've been to the Monte Carlo terma lots of times, and every time the garota has taken my key to book the room. It's SOP. Just check your bill when you leave. The management there is very friendly.

[Axel Heyst]

I am not saying your girl was out to deceive you or rip you off, just that this has never happened to me in a RJ terma.I should add that I have never taken a girl upstairs in Monte. I went there one time back in November 2023 around 6 pm. They had around 10 girls available and there were only 2 other customers. It was very quiet. None of the girls appealed to me so I left after 30 minutes. The friendly receptionist suggested I come back later in the week and she gave me a free onetime re-entry pass good for the week. I thought that was a very nice gesture, but I never returned.

P.S. Within the last 6 months or so one of my ISG friends, posted a trip report in which he highly recommended Monte due to the high quality of their girls, so I plan to check the place out one more time when I return to RJ.

[Tochka]

LOL, that's normal for them to take your key to get it all set up.During busy times there are about two or three dudes hanging out in front of the garotas locker cause they have the keys. Use the time to chat up prospects, grab some ass and get some kisses as the sweeties parade by. In my opinion the important thing is to ask the cleaning lady for extra towels and a bigger room. Both MC and Solario have shit ass small rooms for threesome. Possible to get the bigger room for same price if you know which one. On first visit years ago I asked for a tour of the rooms. Newbie lesson to peak at a few room first. Some don't have damn outlet to recharge the phone.

At end of the night I have left MC and Solario with my locker room key AND the chave to the rooms all wrapped around my wrist. (shrug) my go to move is getting thermas garotas over to Panda suites for a better time.

I have woken up in panda motel in druken hangover to discover three different locker room keys on my wrists.

The MC manager is fucking cool guy. After a few visits you get his approval for the VIP treatment— no need to go down stairs to select the suite or see the reception. For trusted repeat clients the operations can be different. Tell the gal in charge of the garotas which suite / room you want, tell her to make sure its througly cleaned. Then I went directly to the room. With my two favorite garotas. Order drinks up front at beginning of session cause they are ass slow. Repeat until exhausted. Settle up at closing time. Instead of pay as ya go. Or even better was staying in the bar, select the filipe ret and seu Jorge music I want played, garota takes my locker key, I tell her which suite I want. She returns to the bar we go to the room together. Session ends. Go back to bar to repeat. Settle up before exiting the joint. This was my experience after getting to know the managers, staff and treating them well. YMMV.

[Tochka]

My fiance wants a 18-22 yo gal to play with. Any suggestions on where to look?

We leave out a couple days before Carnival starts. Is there any pre-carnival events we should definitely not miss out on?

I'll report back with my results after. : the.My gal and I definitely pulled hot sexy young, cuties from Solarium thermas or scandallo in São Paulo. In my experience getting the garotas isn't hard, finding one with compatible chemistry for a couples threesome and foursome takes a conversation or two, and a few drinks. To set the expectations.

[Xpartan]

The MC manager is fucking cool guy. After a few visits you get his approval for the VIP treatment YMMV.I don't know if the current manager is the same guy I first met in 2000's, but if so, he is a cool guy indeed. We drank together, talked a lot, he introduced me to his friends, shared some war stories, very friendly, yet not once did I get any kind of a preferential treatment. Maybe because I never asked, but most likely because my MO was very simple, I'd come, sit around, take a GDP, sit around, go home. Your VIP treatment most likely stems from being a high-roller, LOL (duplas, multiple girls per night, lots of drinks, etc) not because you know the guy.

[Vagabundo1]

You took a girl into solarium?

At Paris cafe, I saw a girl there with two male friends. She was Brazilian-American and was translating for her friends, which was very cool. Interesting.


My gal and I definitely pulled hot sexy young, cuties from Solarium thermas or scandallo in So Paulo. In my experience getting the garotas isn't hard, finding one with compatible chemistry for a couples threesome and foursome takes a conversation or two, and a few drinks. To set the expectations.

[Tochka]

You took a girl into solarium?

At Paris cafe, I saw a girl there with two male friends. She was Brazilian-American and was translating for her friends, which was very cool. Interesting.That is very cool. I learned its better for my longtime brasilian girlfriend and I to meet the young garotas together in their club, boate or termas or whereverr for interviews. . sometimes we pull two pretty young things to session with us. There was a half japanese half morena, exotic twenty year old in a rio terma. My gal has lesbi toys. She played with that garota to squish five fuckin times on the cama. The garota was incredibly wet, she was doing us a couple. She was having fun. Or we go to love motel, they both GDP order those sexy costumes on the menu, masks, stripper gstring, and do a eyes wide shut fantasy for me or stripper pole dance. Fucking A to have two garotas, my girlfriend, whiskey, redbulls, marhona, 520 , swiming pool, tim maia, filipe ret, seu jorge, sabotage, trap music pumping for all night threesome foursome party. Cafe de manana included in the suite morning service.

We go to scandallo to pickup hot cuties too. She is attracted to beautiful, skinny, young garotas. One time I was chatting up a curvy 24 year old garota in scandallo. My gal chased her away, saying no oldies no mature and definitely no fatties. Haha.

Luv brasil.

[Rio Bob]

You took a girl into solarium?

At Paris cafe, I saw a girl there with two male friends. She was Brazilian-American and was translating for her friends, which was very cool. Interesting.Back up to the early 2000's Solarium on Sundays would have Mista Sauna night where single girls could come in as guests with their boyfriends. Sunday nights Solarium was packed and there were many women there looking for action. Apparently they don't have that anymore but it was very common back then.

[The Cane]

Back up to the early 2000's Solarium on Sundays would have Mista Sauna night where single girls could come in as guests with their boyfriends. Sunday nights Solarium was packed and there were many women there looking for action. Apparently they don't have that anymore but it was very common back then.Back two decades ago when I started going to Brazil, the only termas open on Sundays was L'uomo. The place was tiny but one of my absolute favorites, and it's the place where I decided that lifelong mongerdom was for me, the sex was so mind blowingly good (including lots of anal). I hate that L'uomo closed. Barbella was also open on Sunday evenings but was hit and miss. Nounce claims that there are places open on Sundays now, but I don't know of many, especially any that are reported to be good.

[Vagabundo1]

Sao Conrado? Joatinga?

Vagabundo got a hot suggestion from a dentist who lives out in Recreio.

He suggested moving to Joatinga / Sao Conrado.

Also, three cool French guys live in Joatinga, and I was out with them for a hike on Sunday at Prainha. The girls I was with, one of whom spoke English, were deep deep into the french guys, who were like early 20's, fit, etc. They just stayed at the beach at Prainha while Vagagbundo hiked with a Italian guy and a brazilian girl and an english speaking gringa. To the Brazilian, we were all 3 gringos / gringas.

This was part of my non pro effort and part of my weekly fitness which is to box 2 x, swim 2 x, and do clean and jerks 2 x per week (need to start lifting again). I got fat over Christmas. Bad idea.

Oh, and I will give you a hot tip for women.

https://www.instagram.com/surfinnrio/

Amazing non pro talent, and a good base for swimming, surfing, and a good hostel for couples probably. Vagabundo lives nearby, walking distance.

This is the BEST beach of al lRio de Janeiro for actual ocean swimming.

Near to Paris Cafe and.

recreioterapias.com.br

recreioterapias.com.br

So your pro forma training day is.

08 h Swim at at surfinnrio Praia Macumba / hit the heavy bag (bring your own)/ clean and jerks.

11 h stock market opens.

12 h - 16 h go to Recreioterapias to get some pussy.

18 h stock market closes.

20 h Paris Cafe / Street walkers posto 9-11, and Gilka Machado for many photo accompanhantes girls.

[Fudimaar]

Yesterday, I tried a new prive. It's on Treze de Maio, 47. There are guys outside giving out little pamphlets to advertise the place.

I told one of them take me up to the room, and I'm glad I did because the building requires ID. As a foreigner, the guard was happy to accept a photo of my.

Passport. The 'portero' (that's what these guys are called in Colombia) took me to room 610. About 4 girls available, two reasonably attractive. I chose Lais (- not sure if I got the.

Spelling right. She is a big unit. Chunky, big ass, morena, and gave me a non-stop BBBJ for 20 minutes (70 BRL). Great attitude and next time I'll bang her in doggy.

Then I left and went to 601 and 607 in TDM 33 for another couple of sessions with previously seen girls. All completed by 12:30.

Not a bad way to start the day.

Today, I plan to see a cutie at Onix therapias.

[Bravo]

After 5 years of staying at the IBIS hotel in centro, I won't be staying here any longer!! They have changed their guest policy rules. Now, when you bring a female into the hotel, you have to have her register with the front desk. If you decide to bring a different female the next evening, she has to register as well and the hotel charges you an extra 150 reais a night. So even though I am paying more money to register as 2 people, I have to pay another 150 R if I decide to change females. GTFOOH! It looks like it will only apartments and airbnbs for me from now on.

[Tnttwo]

First time in Rio, thinking of bringing my girlfriend along with me. I've taken my wife to Scandallo and nicer FKKs in Germany and she loves them. Girlfriend is pretty wild too, but don't want to take her somewhere with skeevy brothel vibes. Somewhere that feels like a nice sauna or night club where you can hang out and have a nice evening but also have the option to grab a gal for a threesome. Seems like Paris Cafe might be on the Scandallo wavelength? Solarium doesn't have much in the way of pictures. How close to an upscale FKK experience is it (or other termas?

[Explorer8939]

I need some computer accessories so I went to a computer center at Rio Branco, 156, which is in the city center. Easy to get to from Copacabana on the #100 bus. It happens that there are a bunch of prices in the same building, so I was trying for a two for.

Unfortunately, the building management required registration to take the elevators up to the prives, and I didn't have my passport, or desire to go through the process, so I gave up that idea. I did go home with computer stuff, though.

[Explorer8939]

I went to a prive in Copacabana at Avenida de Nossa Senora, 583. This was easy to get to, security ignored me, and I went up to Sala 501.

The receptionist took me to a small room, explained the pricing (190 reales for 30 minutes) and then the 5 available ladies came in one by one.

They were not really exciting for me, big asses typical of Rio these days, verging on obesity. But there was one skinny lady, so I picked her just for something different. Her English was a bit sparse, as is my Portuguese. Once her clothes were off, her ass was world class.

Quick in, quick out, easy.

And the prive was close to a supermarket, so I got my two for.

[Lalabo]

After 5 years of staying at the IBIS hotel in centro, I won't be staying here any longer!! If any hotel I stay pulls this shit, I will make separate reservations for each day of my stay to skirt around this stupid policy. I will at least do that once to teach them a lesson before stop using them.

[Questner]

If any hotel I stay pulls this shit, I will make separate reservations for each day of my stay to skirt around this stupid policy. I will at least do that once to teach them a lesson before stop using them.There are at least two issues with this plan:

A) Many hotels don't accept one night bookings.

B) You have to pack and move to another property usually with a two-three hour gap between check out and check in.

[Xpartan]

If any hotel I stay pulls this shit, I will make separate reservations for each day of my stay to skirt around this stupid policy. I will at least do that once to teach them a lesson before stop using them.Can backfire because they can ask you to check out and check back in every day. Better just find a hotel that doesn't have this policy. There're tons of inexpensive hotels in Centro.

[Bravo]

If any hotel I stay pulls this shit, I will make separate reservations for each day of my stay to skirt around this stupid policy. I will at least do that once to teach them a lesson before stop using them.Awesome fucking plan!! Wish I had thought of that!!

[Degenerate24]

What guest friendly hotels are recommended, and which area is best?

[Explorer8939]

I am tempted to visit Vila Mimosa, given the prospect of rain next week (can't go to the beach in the rain).

What are my chances of surviving a visit there?

[Rahsta]

It's time to give something back to the community.

I've been visiting a number of prives in this building, and like to summarize my experiences.

1) The building elevators are a pain in the ass. Only one of them seems to go to the 22nd floor and above. It stops at even numbers and you have to walk down / up one floor. It's old and dodgy looking.

2) The entrance of the building is not next to Claro as shown on googlemaps. It's around the corner from there on Tv dos poestas de calcada. You'll find about 4-5 men, standing on the corner and handing our little adverts for their prive, and I recommend you let one of them take you to their apartment to make navigating the building / elevators easy on your first visit.

3) The prives are all pretty basic. There are cubicles (and not rooms) with partition walls that don't go all the way up, so you can hear a girl getting fucked in the next cubicle. They tend to have a shower but don't expect fragrant soaps and fluffy towels. These are not the Hilton hotel. Very basic, and tiny. The cubicles are not really comfortable for sex, and I generally tend to get a 20 min BBBJ in these places. The beds are often uneven and I doubt if the sheets get changed once a week let alone after each punter. Most have a fan in the cubicle.

4) Cost. They are mostly of the order of:

20 minutes is 60 are.

30 minutes is 90 are.

1 HR is 150 are.

So it's bargain basement price. Except the prive on 3206 which charges 100 are for 20 minutes but has the shittiest rooms of all. Go figure.

I have tried the following in this building. If anyone knows of others, please feel free to mention them.

2102) - All 4 times I've been here, the girls gave a great BBBJ.

2103) - Had a poor experience here with an attractive garota who couldn't be bothered to give a BBBJ and looked detached throughout. I think her name was something like Finola. But there's a Perola here who delivers good service.

2107) This one charged 70 are for 20 minutes. A nice chunky MILF here (Lais) who is my type I my favourite here.

3206) Terrible rooms. One time the bed I was on, was literally in 2 pieces, the second time, the room was boiling hot and no fan etc. But service was good, and one of the girls here (Dani) gave me a proper porn-style BBBJ for 20 min non-stop till I emptied in her mouth.

601) Open on Saturdays this one. MILFs working here. They have a dupla (20 minutes) for 100 are. I've done this a couple of times.

607) Only saw a couple of MILFs here when I went. One was an attractive one who rimmed me and sucked non-stop, the other was a very unattractive one that no amount of Viagra would have enabled me to rise to the occasion.

I will often visit three of these, one after another, and get 20 min sessions in each.

Enjoy. And please mention other prives in this building.Good info. Ill be in Rio on Jan 29th.

[Royd30]

I am tempted to visit Vila Mimosa, given the prospect of rain next week (can't go to the beach in the rain).

What are my chances of surviving a visit there?
I am tempted to visit Vila Mimosa, given the prospect of rain next week (can't go to the beach in the rain).

What are my chances of surviving a visit there?Mention the area to any Brazilian, response would be WTF. Always wanted to visit VM and had my opportunity last week. Shithole, thought it would wild like Patpong or Pattaya in Thailand with semi naked girls roaming the area. Alas was not to be, area stank, girls were not the most attractive, went into one club at the sort of V junction, 30 reals cover charge, girls well not that many and not that pleasing to the eye. Waste of my time going, a few alley ways to roam, bars were like little cubicles. Girls if you want to call them that were scantily dressed. Couple topless in the street but they would not raise any timber. I would say yes maybe worth seeing if you really must to say you seen it, but an absolute waste of time. Methinks the chance you would be taking won't not really be worth it. BTW I am of color so I could pass for a local. Most of the girls I met were 300-500 reals for 1 to 2 hours. Enjoy and all the best.

[Vagabundo1]

Has anyone ever heard of a service in Rio that provides a IV hangover recovery? Like hang a IV to rehydrate after a big night out drinking? Or is Epocler and En Gov the solution?

In other news, Vagabundo has been checking the boxes of the 3 s's -- sex, swim, surf -- daily by swimming at at surfinnrio working on non pro game. Recently, he took a regular girl and one of her sisters there to the beach and it was actually awesome just to treat a kid to a acai. After wards we went back to my condo and had a few nice family nights, with me and my regular girl having sex in the bedroom while the youngster was watching some G-rated cartoons out in the living room. I guess I paid the regular girl 600 + 100 for uber for 3 days, 2 nights, of a nice few days.

Vagabundo lives out in the area known as Barra Bonita / Recreio Shopping, which is within a easy hike of Praia Abrico / Praianha / Grumari. The best source of gringa English speaking college age girls out here is.

https://www.instagram.com/surfinnrio/

I recommend any of you who want to experience the best beach in Rio for surfing / swimming check it out. You can for 150 r get a socio membership and with it get a locker (bring your own lock), lounge with pool table, use of sauna, shower, etc, etc.

Vagabundo plans to stay in Rio for ever. By April 5 he has to move, or renew his lease. His priorities are: 1) gavea, 2) sao conrado near metro, 3) Metro jardim oceanico near metro 4) Barra condo with transporte, like Barra Bali, Novo Leblon. If you are a veteran of the SWISS NAVY or another military organization, please reach out. I am working on veteran housing projects through my home, my dear Switzerland! Oh, how Vagabundo misses Lugano!

[Rio Bob]

Mention the area to any Brazilian, response would be WTF. Always wanted to visit VM and had my opportunity last week. Shithole, thought it would wild like Patpong or Pattaya in Thailand with semi naked girls roaming the area. Alas was not to be, area stank, girls were not the most attractive, went into one club at the sort of V junction, 30 reals cover charge, girls well not that many and not that pleasing to the eye. Waste of my time going, a few alley ways to roam, bars were like little cubicles. Girls if you want to call them that were scantily dressed. Couple topless in the street but they would not raise any timber. I would say yes maybe worth seeing if you really must to say you seen it, but an absolute waste of time. Methinks the chance you would be taking won't not really be worth it. BTW I am of color so I could pass for a local. Most of the girls I met were 300-500 reals for 1 to 2 hours. Enjoy and all the best.https://youtu.be/8574zlQ-gw0?si=MjqZ9bzZ1WgYpi7i

[Rio Bob]

Has anyone ever heard of a service in Rio that provides a IV hangover recovery? Like hang a IV to rehydrate after a big night out drinking? Or is Epocler and En Gov the solution?
I've heard of it but many years ago after a night of many caipirinhas we went to a pharmacy for a shot of vitamin be 12. I felt better but I was in my 20's, now I don't drink cachaca anymore just single malt scotch but far from my 20's so everything hurts.

[Chege]

First time in Rio, thinking of bringing my girlfriend along with me. I've taken my wife to Scandallo and nicer FKKs in Germany and she loves them. Girlfriend is pretty wild too, but don't want to take her somewhere with skeevy brothel vibes. Somewhere that feels like a nice sauna or night club where you can hang out and have a nice evening but also have the option to grab a gal for a threesome. Seems like Paris Cafe might be on the Scandallo wavelength? Solarium doesn't have much in the way of pictures. How close to an upscale FKK experience is it (or other termas?Well there are not really upscale places in Rio but you can try Solarium. Its small but has some good talent and the place is quite clean. Centaurus looks a little more upscale but I don't like how they are agressiv to bring you to a room. I would suggest Asha Swing Club wich is quite nice and some stunners on weekends. But hey don't be mad when people try to fuvk your wife.

Also worth a try is Perola Negra which is a boate in Barra the Tijuca.

Have fun mate.

[Steve 9696]

Well there are not really upscale places in Rio but you can try Solarium. Its small but has some good talent and the place is quite clean. Centaurus looks a little more upscale but I don't like how they are agressiv to bring you to a room. I would suggest Asha Swing Club wich is quite nice and some stunners on weekends. But hey don't be mad when people try to fuvk your wife.

Also worth a try is Perola Negra which is a boate in Barra the Tijuca.

Have fun mate.Going to be a tough go in Rio. I would NOT recommend Solarium to take a girl. It's def got a brothel vibe. All the girls and guys in this small space. Bright lights (relatively speaking). Not at all like a club or a nice bar. Good talent but vibe will def put your girl off.

You could try Dolce Vita late night (like 2 am). It's all freelancers but has a fun bar dance vibe imo. Maybe pull a girl to your hotel together. Not ideal but Rio is a tough gig for what you are after.

[Explorer8939]

Another visit to Avenida Nossa Senhora de Copacabana, #583, this time to sala 302. This place was busier than #401, the doorbell was ringing constantly.

I went with Vivi, a black lady with perfect tits. One hour for 240 reales. My only complaint is that her ass is going in the wrong direction, Brazil style, too hefty for the rest of her body. But, nobody's perfect. A month in the gym, and she would be a superstar.

[Sperto]

https://youtu.be/8574zlQ-gw0?si=MjqZ9bzZ1WgYpi7iThe VM-part is very exaggerated, like most youtubers.

[Lalabo]

Solarium doesn't have much in the way of pictures. How close to an upscale FKK experience is it (or other termas?I wouldn't recommend Solarium for a 3 way because the rooms are very small and barely fit 2 people that are not tall. Talent is usually good there, so you may consider takeout.

Other option is to try 4 x4 which has large rooms with larger beds.

Centaurus could be worth a try as it has best facilities and feels like a smaller German FKK.

[Lalabo]

There are at least two issues with this plan:

A) Many hotels don't accept one night bookings.

B) You have to pack and move to another property usually with a two-three hour gap between check out and check in.


Can backfire because they can ask you to check out and check back in every day. Better just find a hotel that doesn't have this policy. There're tons of inexpensive hotels in Centro.Most of them are valid points. That being said, I said what I said fully aware of the potential consequences like the ones you have listed.

How many forum members made 3 or 4 bookings for a stay of a week or less at a single hotel? I bet not many.

I have booked 3-4 bookings at many hotels in multiple countries that includes Brazil. I do that when I don't have a fixed iternery and want flexibility to cancel booking to move to a different hotel or to a different place. Example shuttling between SP & Rio, Rio & bezios (any other near by destination with a girl), Frankfurt & Zurich, Frankfurt & Dusseldorf etc.

I made 4 bookings couple of times. 1st one for 3/4 days, and 3 separate 1 day bookings. The hotel receptionist (s) thought it was strange / unusual, some may have found it hilarious, but it is not against the policies of the hotels I stayed in. My booking usually are cancelable until the check-in day or a day before. Also, most of the hotels I stayed in had noore than a 2 hour window between check-in and check-out. On the days I have single day reservations, I went to the reception and ask to be checked into the same room for next day. I never had a pushback (the situation in question is bit different and one may get different response from receptionists). I think it convenient for both parties if they let me continue in the same room instead of forcing me to checkout and check me into another room. Sure, some idiot receptionist could have made me checkout, make me wait for 2 hours before checking me in. Luckily the hotels I had stayed in simply checked me into the same room. I have no idea about ceiling on number of single day reservations each hotel would allow or tolerate. I don't expect any to do it for extended periods.

Based on my experience booking 2-3 single day reservations, I thought it could be a visible option but I guess it not work for everyone or may not work at all. I will definitely try it if I get into such situation just to see what happens.

[Questner]

When you book, you manage cost, convenience and choice. Sometimes I get coupons or discounts, but they are per booking. Also, hotels often offer discounts per 1 week stay. Most bill differently per each day of the week. Choice relates to limited number of properties in the area you would like to stay. Some properties are nice but they are higher priced for your dates of the trip. Let's say you plan to be near MABS and search for a reasonable hotel at a reasonable price, there may not be as many to choose from.

[Vagabundo1]

Driphydration.

Anyone used this? Anyone have contacts here?

https://driphydration.com/

They have a Brazil / Rio office.

[Explorer8939]

When you book, you manage cost, convenience and choice. Sometimes I get coupons or discounts, but they are per booking. Also, hotels often offer discounts per 1 week stay. Most bill differently per each day of the week. Choice relates to limited number of properties in the area you would like to stay. Some properties are nice but they are higher priced for your dates of the trip. Let's say you plan to be near MABS and search for a reasonable hotel at a reasonable price, there may not be as many to choose from.If only there were a topic here about Rio De Janeiro hotels.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?569-Rio-de-Janeiro-Hotels-amp-Apartments

[Rahsta]

Mention the area to any Brazilian, response would be WTF. Always wanted to visit VM and had my opportunity last week. Shithole, thought it would wild like Patpong or Pattaya in Thailand with semi naked girls roaming the area. Alas was not to be, area stank, girls were not the most attractive, went into one club at the sort of V junction, 30 reals cover charge, girls well not that many and not that pleasing to the eye. Waste of my time going, a few alley ways to roam, bars were like little cubicles. Girls if you want to call them that were scantily dressed. Couple topless in the street but they would not raise any timber. I would say yes maybe worth seeing if you really must to say you seen it, but an absolute waste of time. Methinks the chance you would be taking won't not really be worth it. BTW I am of color so I could pass for a local. Most of the girls I met were 300-500 reals for 1 to 2 hours. Enjoy and all the best.VM was good several years ago. The only ok spot now is the terma at the other end of the strip by the puck rock club.

[Vagabundo1]

Yes, I agree. He's definitely a newbie. Those areas are easily walked from metro sao cristavao, though massagemtijuca is better than VM.


The VM-part is very exaggerated, like most youtubers.

[MongerHunger]

Mention the area to any Brazilian, response would be WTF. Always wanted to visit VM and had my opportunity last week. Shithole, thought it would wild like Patpong or Pattaya in Thailand with semi naked girls roaming the area. Alas was not to be, area stank, girls were not the most attractive, went into one club at the sort of V junction, 30 reals cover charge, girls well not that many and not that pleasing to the eye. Waste of my time going, a few alley ways to roam, bars were like little cubicles. Girls if you want to call them that were scantily dressed. Couple topless in the street but they would not raise any timber. I would say yes maybe worth seeing if you really must to say you seen it, but an absolute waste of time. Methinks the chance you would be taking won't not really be worth it. BTW I am of color so I could pass for a local. Most of the girls I met were 300-500 reals for 1 to 2 hours. Enjoy and all the best.I've been to Vila Mimosa two times. Both times were at night. If I'm correct the club that your talking about and went to is called Mosaico. Also there is a bar next door that has a little store inside in back of it. The area is basically a one way street with some clubs on both sides. The lowest quote I got from a girl was 80 Reals and the average was 100 Reals. It definitely looks like a rough place and some of the rooms are very small. I did see a few good looking girls in Vila Mimosa that could probably make money working at 4 by 4 if they were there but most of the women were in the 4/10-6/10 range with very few in the 7/10-8/10 range. I would go back to Vila Mimosa for the thrill and adventure. I might check it out during the day also to see how it is at that time.

[Vagabundo1]

Mosaico. Best girls in rio.


VM was good several years ago. The only ok spot now is the terma at the other end of the strip by the puck rock club.

[Vagabundo1]

Tuesday fuck with Kira Noir, overpriced, muay thai fail.

So Tuesday, a fat and out of shape relatively (to me) Vagabundo was rolling around in bed at noon, and on the whatsapp group, got a message from a good wingman, so Vagabundo finally motivated to get out of bed and take an uber downtown.

The uber was 60 r. Normally, he takes a bus or BRT, which is 10 r or 4 r.

So, Vagabundo linked up with wingmann at Alfandega and Miguel Couto where there is a barber who does good goatees. He did a recon of the local prives, and saw kira noir who was occupied, so he texted her. We were by that time going to tdm33.3206 has 3 hot new girls, none of whom BBFS (yet! And then we went down to 2107, where there is hottie bruna who is available for 50 r for a 15 minute quickie. Wingman got a girl. Vagabundo offered kira noir 250 for a hour at hotel lips where he got a suite for 140 r for 4 h. We did fuck BBFS for 15 minutes, hopped in the hot tub and did the bubble bath thing and caught up, and then we fucked for another 15 minutes, generously. Vagabundo is out of shape, relatively, compared to where he was last year when he was regularly rolling out 120 minutes of actual fucking on muay thai Tuesday and thursdays before practice.

Vagabundo rolled around like a beached seal being preyed upon by younger ocean mammals with higher sperm counts looking to kill grandpa to thin the herd.

Kira Noir being a 23 year old negra mercilessly took the 250 laughed at his fatness and caught an uber right on the hour when her alarm went off on her phone. That's why we love our hoars, they are brutally honest, even if they don't say out loud, go on a fucking diet you lard belly!

But the fact is that Vagabundo's diet sucks, and in particular, he ate nothing through most of the day. Nutrition is key. His knee was bugging him anyway, and when he got to muay thai, he managed 4 rounds on the heavy bag between practices and then when warming up with his teammates of guys 30+ years younger than him, his old high school football knee injury acted up, and he called it a night early from knee pain and lack of proper nutrition. He types this at 05 h in the morning, a sign of insomnia due to a variety of causes, but among them that he is doing ocean swimming too, as he noted last Thursday with a regular and her little sister at praia macumba, when he swam after drinking some beer and smoking some ganja, again, semi-suicidal behaviours which eventually will get him killed by getting whacked by a surfer and or a wave. So, he was watching some ocean swimming youtube videos, among them safety tips like swimming with a drag bag for visibility, and proper nutrition, not to mention, better diet and exercise, and getting up and swimming regularly.

Well, there it is. Sex is one of the better ways to cross train, good cardio all around good exercise, and massage, etc.

Monger on, fellas.

[RobeWarrior]

If only there were a topic here about Rio De Janeiro hotels.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?569-Rio-de-Janeiro-Hotels-amp-ApartmentsUnfortunately, there is little information available.

[Voodoo Jones]

Unfortunately, there is little information available.Yeah, I'm in the same boat as you. That thread is outdated and only has a few posts from the last year.

What you need to do is email the property you're looking at and ask about their policy. I usually say I'm on a business trip and might need to meet a client / coworker during the day. This has worked for me in different countries especially if it's Airbnb because I have good reviews from past hosts.

[Xpartan]

Yeah, I'm in the same boat as you. That thread is outdated and only has a few posts from the last year.

What you need to do is email the property you're looking at and ask about their policy. I usually say I'm on a business trip and might need to meet a client / coworker during the day. This has worked for me in different countries especially if it's Airbnb because I have good reviews from past hosts.They'll know a GDP when they see one. I wouldn't want extra stress on vacation that I can avoid.

I know from personal experience that Hilton, JW Marriott and Grand Hyatt in Barra are GF. Some folks have mentioned Fairmont too. I would email and ask if I'm allowed to bring a guest when book for two. Don't be shy about it, they've heard everything.

[Sperto]

Pestana rooftop bar has one of the best views of Copacabana, specially at night. I like to pass by, have a drink and enjoy the view. It has been a while since I saw any working girls at the rooftop bar, but yesterday there were two dark girls looking for customers.

I don't really know the rules for visiting the rooftop bar. To press a button in the elevator you need to pass your room card. I just walk into the hotel and go straight to the elevator. I enter the elevator together with a group of hotel guests. When one of the guests pass their room card I quickly press the cobertura button before they have time to press the button of their choice. There might be some easier way to solve the elevator problem.

[ArmnHammer69]

Arrived on a Thursday night late and went to Centaurus. 3 cute blonde girls out of the 30 on site 5 I liked. Unfortunately the pushy vibe killed it for me ugly Brazilian using a hot young blonde to convince me to buy drinks. After the first round I got up to washroom sure as shit the ugly one when I came back was getting a drink. Later on found that five extra drinks for her were added to the bill. Talked to the mamasan and got them removed at close out. Took the blond for one hour but got CBJ only and starfish service. They will try to push for multiple hours.

Friday hit up solarium two girls there I liked but the shorter blond was gone already before I got my chance. Cheap drinks $20-25 reals and relaxed atmosphere girls cannot harrass you here. So back to Centaurus I go. Took a brunette this time sex was better but still CBJ only. She squirted like crazy all over the floor in standing doggy. However talent was down on Friday compared to Thursday night.

Saturday hit up solarium to try my luck but talent was down there so decided to go four by four. Too note watched girls taking a crippled guy with a cane who was passing outs wrist band off to go buy themselves drink LOL. 4 x4 quality was not great but one blond ID say late 20's spoke good English so I thought I'the give her a go. $550 reals for suite which is run down. But sex was great round bunda fitness ass and crazy blowjob we went for over an hour here sucking me off for 40 plus minutes with Deepthroat it was great. Best sex in rio to so far. Off to Laos since it was in walking distance. Found a random strip club / board there called Termas Up House Night Club. Casa Noturna na Lapa. Finally decided at like 2:30 am to go inside maybe 20 girls. 2 of the tiniest girls I've seen in rio so far there. 3 decent negras if that's your style. One older but good looking and one younger. Took the younger tiny one for $400 reals upstairs and had a great fuck until 4 am great to know there is somewhere to go late a night.

Planning to hit up solariums 4 x4 during the early shift and maybe Centaurus during the week and report back. Also planning to make a trip barra clubs monte Carlo and Paolo negra.

So far it's cheaper definitely not like wow I'm in heaven like Scandallo in So Paulo the place of dreams but the city sucks.

[Xpartan]

Arrived on a Thursday night late and went to Centaurus. 3 cute blonde girls out of the 30 on site 5 I liked. Unfortunately the pushy vibe killed it for me ugly Brazilian using a hot young blonde to convince me to buy drinks. After the first round I got up to washroom sure as shit the ugly one when I came back was getting a drink. Later on found that five extra drinks for her were added to the bill. Talked to the mamasan and got them removed at close out. Took the blond for one hour but got CBJ only and starfish service. They will try to push for multiple hours.

Friday hit up solarium two girls there I liked but the shorter blond was gone already before I got my chance. Cheap drinks $20-25 reals and relaxed atmosphere girls cannot harrass you here. So back to Centaurus I go. Took a brunette this time sex was better but still CBJ only. She squirted like crazy all over the floor in standing doggy. However talent was down on Friday compared to Thursday night.

Saturday hit up solarium to try my luck but talent was down there so decided to go four by four. Too note watched girls taking a crippled guy with a cane who was passing outs wrist band off to go buy themselves drink LOL. 4 x4 quality was not great but one blond ID say late 20's spoke good English so I thought I'the give her a go. $550 reals for suite which is run down. But sex was great round bunda fitness ass and crazy blowjob we went for over an hour here sucking me off for 40 plus minutes with Deepthroat it was great. Best sex in rio to so far. Off to Laos since it was in walking distance. Found a random strip club / board there called Termas Up House Night Club. Casa Noturna na Lapa. Finally decided at like 2:30 am to go inside maybe 20 girls. 2 of the tiniest girls I've seen in rio so far there. 3 decent negras if that's your style. One older but good looking and one younger. Took the younger tiny one for $400 reals upstairs and had a great fuck until 4 am great to know there is somewhere to go late a night.

Planning to hit up solariums 4 x4 during the early shift and maybe Centaurus during the week and report back. Also planning to make a trip barra clubs monte Carlo and Paolo negra.

So far it's cheaper definitely not like wow I'm in heaven like Scandallo in So Paulo the place of dreams but the city sucks.Thanks for your report. WTF is it about these CBJ sessions in Centaurus? That terma has always been a ripoff, but this is just sick.

What's Laos? I guess you've mistyped or been corrected by the forum's wonderful software. What did you mean?

It's Perola Negra, not Paolo Negra.

Monte Carlo is in Copacabana, not Barra.

[Turgid]

..........Planning to hit up solariums 4 x4 during the early shift and maybe Centaurus during the week and report back. Also planning to make a trip barra clubs monte Carlo and Paolo negra.

So far it's cheaper definitely not like wow I'm in heaven like Scandallo in So Paulo the place of dreams but the city sucks.Man you're having a great time. Good going.

[Steve 9696]

Man you're having a great time. Good going.Yes but no reason to settle for CBJ. Blech! . Just make clear up front you want blowjob no condom. Key in to google translate and show it to her. Make it a dealbreaker. Five out of ten will say sure No problem. And 4 out of ten will cave if you threaten to walk. And one out of ten will say a hard no and you just dodged a bullet. Key it in. Make it a deal breaker. Always. Worldwide. That's been my experience.

[The Cane]

Yes but no reason to settle for CBJ. Blech! . Just make clear up front you want blowjob no condom. Key in to google translate and show it to her. Make it a dealbreaker. Five out of ten will say sure No problem. And 4 out of ten will cave if you threaten to walk. And one out of ten will say a hard no and you just dodged a bullet. Key it in. Make it a deal breaker. Always. Worldwide. That's been my experience.Sexo oral sem camisinha! Never had a CBJ in Brazil and determined to keep it that way. Never even had a girl refuse me even once.

[Rio Bob]

Pestana rooftop bar has one of the best views of Copacabana, specially at night. I like to pass by, have a drink and enjoy the view. It has been a while since I saw any working girls at the rooftop bar, but yesterday there were two dark girls looking for customers.

I don't really know the rules for visiting the rooftop bar. To press a button in the elevator you need to pass your room card. I just walk into the hotel and go straight to the elevator. I enter the elevator together with a group of hotel guests. When one of the guests pass their room card I quickly press the cobertura button before they have time to press the button of their choice. There might be some easier way to solve the elevator problem.They used to have a DJ on the weekends that was open to the public, do they still have it or did you just go up there for a drink? I used to stay at this hotel when they had the DJ and a few times I met working girls there and bring them down to my room, it was very convenient. On top the Marriott they have DJ's also, I have seen and spoke to a few working girls on top the Marriott through the years. Occasionally I go swimming there and during the day I've spoken to working girls.

[Sperto]

They used to have a DJ on the weekends that was open to the public, do they still have it or did you just go up there for a drink?No Dj last Saturday and no party people. Mostly spanish speaking hotel guests.

[Bravo]

Vagabundo and I did a prive tour last week and I was shocked to hear how many girls had rules. I rarely hear rules from the prive girls but on this trip we routinely heard "no anal, no kissing, no cum in mouth and no hair pulling". I would say at least 75% were no anal, (its not my thing, but I was surprised that so many stated that in the interview process, considering how much brasilian men love fucking them in the ass).

[TedFerguson]

Leaving Rio today after 4 weeks with the main takeaway that the whole city is a hot mess, even by Latin American standards. I'm going to list all the things that didn't work while I was here before I talk about girls so feel free to skip the bullet points if you don't want to hear me bitching.

- I stayed in Leblon which is considered a top area. My first apartment had outrageous levels of noise, single pane windows where I had to double up on earplugs so I could sleep.

- The second apartment, also in Leblon, was a brand new building. Even so, the water failed twice (due to a pump issue). As did the elevators. The cost was roughly the same as an apartment in Europe.

- Need 220 v outlets for cooking at home? The first apartment had these, but realistically they only provided 110 v which meant that cooking took 2-3 x as long and often just didn't work. If you're lucky, you'll get one outlet in the kitchen.

- Organic food? Expect a tiny selection at local supermarkets, marginally larger if you're willing to Uber in traffic which doubles your trip time. Not a priority for people living here.

- My gym had wifi that dropped constantly and water dripping from the ceiling. Machines looked like they were 20 years old. Cost was about $130/ month.

- And finally, my absolute favorite. I was withdrawing money at a Bradesco ATM, everything seemed to be going well until I pulled the cash out and it started making a clicking sound. I counted the money and noticed 100 reals was missing. Clicking continues, no receipt is offered and the screen eventually just turns off. They did of course withdraw the full amount from my account. Needless to say, I was recording all of my withdrawals with video moving forward.

Basically, this feels like Africa. Even Medellin is more functional. As you might expect with a "shit doesn't work" mentality, the girls are mostly compensating with partying and drinking so they don't give AF. I speak passable Portuguese and pulled all of my dates from Seeking and MeuPatrocinio. There were the usual golpes like asking for money before meeting (a common giveaway is their profile is deactivated the next day after you make contact), but otherwise the experience was good. The girls aren't too smart (barely above Medellin levels of intelligence) and very leisure oriented. It was challenging holding a conversation (which was not a problem in São Paulo). The bodies were great and the sex was consistently excellent. They always enjoyed themselves, you could go as long as you liked, twice, etc. A Romanian girl once told me "sex is the poor man's aspirin". I believe they're medicating heavily here to tolerate the dysfunction.

Overall conclusion is this is not my city. I'm off to Floripa now (which as I remember mostly works), hoping to stay there a few weeks while Europe warms up. And hitting up São Paulo for a few days before leaving Brazil to see some friends.

[The Cane]

Leaving Rio today after 4 weeks with the main takeaway that the whole city is a hot mess, even by Latin American standards. I'm going to list all the things that didn't work while I was here before I talk about girls so feel free to skip the bullet points if you don't want to hear me bitching.Overall conclusion is this is not my city. I'm off to Floripa now (which as I remember mostly works), hoping to stay there a few weeks while Europe warms up. And hitting up So Paulo for a few days before leaving Brazil to see some friends.Rio is nowhere close to being as bad as some parts of Africa I have been to. I too will be spending some time in Floripa in the coming weeks. It's my first time, and I've done my homework. Would appreciate any tips and insights you might share in a future report.

[Xpartan]

Leaving Rio today after 4 weeks with the main takeaway that the whole city is a hot mess, even by Latin American standards. I'm going to list all the things that didn't work while I was here before I talk about girls so feel free to skip the bullet points if you don't want to hear me bitching.

- I stayed in Leblon which is considered a top area. My first apartment had outrageous levels of noise, single pane windows where I had to double up on earplugs so I could sleep.

- The second apartment, also in Leblon, was a brand new building. Even so, the water failed twice (due to a pump issue). As did the elevators. The cost was roughly the same as an apartment in Europe.

- Need 220 v outlets for cooking at home? The first apartment had these, but realistically they only provided 110 v which meant that cooking took 2-3 x as long and often just didn't work. If you're lucky, you'll get one outlet in the kitchen.

- Organic food? Expect a tiny selection at local supermarkets, marginally larger if you're willing to Uber in traffic which doubles your trip time. Not a priority for people living here.

- My gym had wifi that dropped constantly and water dripping from the ceiling. Machines looked like they were 20 years old. Cost was about $130/ month.

- And finally, my absolute favorite. I was withdrawing money at a Bradesco ATM, everything seemed to be going well until I pulled the cash out and it started making a clicking sound. I counted the money and noticed 100 reals was missing. Clicking continues, no receipt is offered and the screen eventually just turns off. They did of course withdraw the full amount from my account. Needless to say, I was recording all of my withdrawals with video moving forward.

Basically, this feels like Africa. Even Medellin is more functional. As you might expect with a "shit doesn't work" mentality, the girls are mostly compensating with partying and drinking so they don't give AF. I speak passable Portuguese and pulled all of my dates from Seeking and MeuPatrocinio. There were the usual golpes like asking for money before meeting (a common giveaway is their profile is deactivated the next day after you make contact), but otherwise the experience was good. The girls aren't too smart (barely above Medellin levels of intelligence) and very leisure oriented. It was challenging holding a conversation (which was not a problem in So Paulo). The bodies were great and the sex was consistently excellent. They always enjoyed themselves, you could go as long as you liked, twice, etc. A Romanian girl once told me "sex is the poor man's aspirin". I believe they're medicating heavily here to tolerate the dysfunction.

Overall conclusion is this is not my city. I'm off to Floripa now (which as I remember mostly works), hoping to stay there a few weeks while Europe warms up. And hitting up So Paulo for a few days before leaving Brazil to see some friends.Rio is like a top third-world country. It's way above most third-world countries, IMHO, but it still is. So as much as I love Rio, I don't disagree. Keep in mind though, that 4 out of 5 of your problems could be avoided by staying at a decent hotel. And yes, I understand that staying at a hotel for a month is pricy, but you mentioned you'd paid European prices for your apartment -- so presumably you have a budget for that.

And no, I'm not a hotel fan vs. Airbnb, and I often use Airbnb and other vacation rentals, but I also know it's a gamble. I've had fantastic stays and total duds in countries that couldn't be more different. So if you want a better shot at consistency, staying at a good hotel like Sheraton is always an option (if you prefer Leblon).

I'd be very interesting in your report on Floripa. I'm planning on going soon for the first time and would be very interested in your datapoints. Good luck!

[Rio Bob]

I landed in Rio yesterday and felt pretty good after the long flight, finally I learned don't drink on the flight and go to sleep and you won't be so bad when you hit the ground. I had saved a few numbers of girls on Barra vip past couple of months some really nice ones, two were gone out of the city and 1 wanted 1500 reais to come to my apartment, I tried to negotiate but she wouldn't budge, so I passed. I called Nina Mello 1. 75 height 31 years old which was quite different than the 18 year olds I called but at my age she was still a baby. She asked for 700 reais which sounded good after 1500. From my balcony I saw her exit the Uber, she looked very impressive, tall, good looking and business dressed, she works as an artist during the day. A real pro in a good way, got right down to business, she was delicious all over and her specialty was sloppy BBBJ, which I took her up on and CIM. Things got so hot I almost slipped it in her raw but eventually put a condom on, she is no clock watcher and goes for multiple finishes. I'm definitely going to repeat this one, she is a Gaúcha with German and Italian blood for me that's perfect just my type.

[The Cane]

I landed in Rio yesterday and felt pretty good after the long flight, finally I learned don't drink on the flight and go to sleep and you won't be so bad when you hit the ground. I had saved a few numbers of girls on Barra vip past couple of months some really nice ones, two were gone out of the city and 1 wanted 1500 reais to come to my apartment, I tried to negotiate but she wouldn't budge, so I passed. I called Nina Mello 1. 75 height 31 years old which was quite different than the 18 year olds I called but at my age she was still a baby. She asked for 700 reais which sounded good after 1500. From my balcony I saw her exit the Uber, she looked very impressive, tall, good looking and business dressed, she works as an artist during the day. A real pro in a good way, got right down to business, she was delicious all over and her specialty was sloppy BBBJ, which I took her up on and CIM. Things got so hot I almost slipped it in her raw but eventually put a condom on, she is no clock watcher and goes for multiple finishes. I'm definitely going to repeat this one, she is a Gacha with German and Italian blood for me that's perfect just my type.Can't wait to get back down there and cornhole a gaucha! Checked out my go-to for escort sites and saw that the porn star Elisa Sanches is advertising on there again. Fucked her in the ass at the Pestana Hotel a little over 5 years ago: https://www.riosexsite.com/.

[SBeach25]

Can't wait to get back down there and cornhole a gaucha! Checked out my go-to for escort sites and saw that the porn star Elisa Sanches is advertising on there again. Fucked her in the ass at the Pestana Hotel a little over 5 years ago: https://www.riosexsite.com/.I will be there for Carnival. Do you need to join or just WA the girl? Also, what is the expected prices? I know its Carnival so it will be on a premium than normal. Thank you in advance for the answers.

[The Cane]

I will be there for Carnival. Do you need to join or just WA the girl? Also, what is the expected prices? I know its Carnival so it will be on a premium than normal. Thank you in advance for the answers.No need to join. Just look for a girl's WhatsApp number and contact her that way. I have not been in a while so can't give you the most current info on pricing as of this writing, but take your clues from recent reports.

[Vagabundo1]

I saw Elisa Sanches in person at Perola Negra a few months ago, and she will be there again on 13 Feb. But she is well into her 40's now. The two girls who do a tequilla lesbian show before her are much hotter, and there are a dozen or more girls at Perola Negra who are more fuckable. Personally, Vagabundo can't wait until 5 March when the Carnival priciing BS is over and a good 8 months of off season begins again in Rio. It's always summer in Rio. I can't wait for most of the gringos to go away.


I will be there for Carnival. Do you need to join or just WA the girl? Also, what is the expected prices? I know its Carnival so it will be on a premium than normal. Thank you in advance for the answers.

[Sperto]

I spent this hot day visiting privées in centro. I started with passing by Darkroom. The procedure with registration and taking your photo is quite annoying. If somebody has problems finding Darkroom just follow the signs with "DR". It's impossible to miss. No girls present att 11 AM. The tia told me that Bruna with the huge tits no longer work there.

For fun I passed by U24, rua Uruguaiana 24. Trashy as always with blasting music. In the past there used to be a few nice girls on some of the four floors, but today there were only fatties. Prices like 95 reais /30 minutes.

I checked out some privées in RB156 and RB185, mixed quality. I also went to TDM33. The elevators on the bottom floor were not working. The elevators on the backside, one floor up were working. I went up to 32: nd floor. I was seriously expecting that elevator would break as it behaved very strange. I passed by a whole bunch of privées. A couple of nices ones and a lots of trashy privées. Quite a few of the salas on my list were closed. I worked my way down the stairs, knocking on doors and getting presentations. As the elevators were broke it turned out that I had to use the stairs all the 32 floors down. No problem as it was downhill, but on some floors there were no lights so it was pitch dark in the stairs.

The overall quality at TDM33 wasn't impressive. There were a couple of really nice girls that I made notes about. Unfortunately there were many girls that I wished they wouldn't have gotten close to me in the presentation. Naked sweaty girls with big bellies, tits to their waist and with bad breath. It's good to bring a small bottle of disinfecting gel to clean off.

I know Bravo mentioned many girls stated they had rules. That's propably true but I didn't hear much about rules. In general the girls to do BBBJ as long as you are clean and smell good. It was fun at sala 2102 (or 2103). All the girls in the presentation told me the same. They do deep kisses, anal, BBBJ and I would be welcome to cum in their mouths. However 2102 is a trash privê. The cabins are not very nice and the tia seemed like a witch. That was a shame as there were one dark favelada, 18 years, slim with really big tits. As I got bad vibes from the tia I left.

Today I chose to session with Livia at Belprazer. RB185, sala 2114. She arrived at the same time I arrived and she looked innocent and nice with her pink backpack. Livia is 19 years old and has worked at Belprazer for five months and before that she worked in Barra and Duque de Caxias. Very cute and innocent looking. Mediumsized very firm tits, slim, strong legs and a round ponyass. She has a beautiful shaved pussy with quite thick lips and she is very tight. She sucks excellent and fucks great. The session ended with BBBJCIM. I "forgot" to tell her before I shot my load. She didn't get angry, only laughed when I explained that I lost my voice. I might very well repeat with her. The only minus I give her is that she didn't allow photos for free. 40 minutes cost 150 reais. Nice clean and large room with shower.

https://www.belprazer.com/terapeutas

[Tribute15]

Two years ago at Windsor California Hotel in Copa. I was told I could only register one guest for the duration for of my stay, though booking was for 2 guests. I raised a hell with them when they wanted to make me pay for bringing a different person. Fast forward to November and at Rio Othon Palace Hotel. While registering I was asked about the 2nd person staying with me. I told them that she was coming the next day and when she comes, will be registered. They receptionist was pushing to know the name and I refused cause I knew what he was trying to do. He wanted to tie a name down to the room and I didn't want that. I had my way. It seems some hotels are pulling this stunt.


After 5 years of staying at the IBIS hotel in centro, I won't be staying here any longer!! They have changed their guest policy rules. Now, when you bring a female into the hotel, you have to have her register with the front desk. If you decide to bring a different female the next evening, she has to register as well and the hotel charges you an extra 150 reais a night. So even though I am paying more money to register as 2 people, I have to pay another 150 R if I decide to change females. GTFOOH! It looks like it will only apartments and airbnbs for me from now on.

[Showdown]

I spent this hot day visiting prives in centro. I started with passing by Darkroom. The procedure with registration and taking your photo is quite annoying. If somebody has problems finding Darkroom just follow the signs with "DR". It's impossible to miss. No girls present att 11 AM. The tia told me that Bruna with the huge tits no longer work there.

For fun I passed by U24, rua Uruguaiana 24. Trashy as always with blasting music. In the past there used to be a few nice girls on some of the four floors, but today there were only fatties. Prices like 95 reais /30 minutes.

I checked out some prives in RB156 and RB185, mixed quality. I also went to TDM33. The elevators on the bottom floor were not working. The elevators on the backside, one floor up were working. I went up to 32: nd floor. I was seriously expecting that elevator would break as it behaved very strange. I passed by a whole bunch of prives. A couple of nices ones and a lots of trashy prives. Quite a few of the salas on my list were closed. I worked my way down the stairs, knocking on doors and getting presentations. As the elevators were broke it turned out that I had to use the stairs all the 32 floors down. No problem as it was downhill, but on some floors there were no lights so it was pitch dark in the stairs.

The overall quality at TDM33 wasn't impressive. There were a couple of really nice girls that I made notes about. Unfortunately there were many girls that I wished they wouldn't have gotten close to me in the presentation. Naked sweaty girls with big bellies, tits to their waist and with bad breath. It's good to bring a small bottle of disinfecting gel to clean off.

I know Bravo mentioned many girls stated they had rules. That's propably true but I didn't hear much about rules. In general the girls to do BBBJ as long as you are clean and smell good. It was fun at sala 2102 (or 2103). All the girls in the presentation told me the same. They do deep kisses, anal, BBBJ and I would be welcome to cum in their mouths. However 2102 is a trash priv. The cabins are not very nice and the tia seemed like a witch. That was a shame as there were one dark favelada, 18 years, slim with really big tits. As I got bad vibes from the tia I left.

Today I chose to session with Livia at Belprazer. RB185, sala 2114. She arrived at the same time I arrived and she looked innocent and nice with her pink backpack. Livia is 19 years old and has worked at Belprazer for five months and before that she worked in Barra and Duque de Caxias. Very cute and innocent looking. Mediumsized very firm tits, slim, strong legs and a round ponyass. She has a beautiful shaved pussy with quite thick lips and she is very tight. She sucks excellent and fucks great. The session ended with BBBJCIM. I "forgot" to tell her before I shot my load. She didn't get angry, only laughed when I explained that I lost my voice. I might very well repeat with her. The only minus I give her is that she didn't allow photos for free. 40 minutes cost 150 reais. Nice clean and large room with shower.

https://www.belprazer.com/terapeutasToo bad you missed Bruna. In all my mongering she is one of the best experiences I had. My takeaways with her was:

1. Investing a few dollars to find the right girl reaps great rewards. Don't be a cheapskate.

2. Women, whether they are selling themselves or not, respond to being treated well. This doesn't include the hardcore pros which I always avoid.

3. Despite how great the experience was never let it go beyond that-they are an experience. Bruna blew up my whatsapp after I left Rio. I made a mistake many years ago trying to get involved with a sweet working girl and it never works.

4. I don't know how women with huge tits like Bruna handle the weight and the under boob sweat. Her tits were heavy! And certainly in the summer it must be a bit miserable having such a huge chest.

Showdown.

[Sperto]

Too bad you missed Bruna.No worries, I had and have my share of big natural tits.

[Xpartan]

Can't wait to get back down there and cornhole a gaucha! Checked out my go-to for escort sites and saw that the porn star Elisa Sanches is advertising on there again. Fucked her in the ass at the Pestana Hotel a little over 5 years ago: https://www.riosexsite.com/.Wow, she's charging 700 now. I don't remember what it was last time I checked, but nowhere close to $100+ LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

I made a mistake many years ago trying to get involved with a sweet working girl and it never works.LOL. You say your refrigerator buying days are over?

[Vagabundo1]

You did not miss anything special with Bruna at Darkroom. She was far from the top at that prive.

Good to see one of our best back on the patrol.


I spent this hot day visiting prives in centro. I started with passing by Darkroom. The procedure with registration and taking your photo is quite annoying. If somebody has problems finding Darkroom just follow the signs with "DR". It's impossible to miss. No girls present att 11 AM. The tia told me that Bruna with the huge tits no longer work there.

For fun I passed by U24, rua Uruguaiana 24. Trashy as always with blasting music. In the past there used to be a few nice girls on some of the four floors, but today there were only fatties. Prices like 95 reais /30 minutes.

I checked out some prives in RB156 and RB185, mixed quality. I also went to TDM33. The elevators on the bottom floor were not working. The elevators on the backside, one floor up were working. I went up to 32: nd floor. I was seriously expecting that elevator would break as it behaved very strange. I passed by a whole bunch of prives. A couple of nices ones and a lots of trashy prives. Quite a few of the salas on my list were closed. I worked my way down the stairs, knocking on doors and getting presentations. As the elevators were broke it turned out that I had to use the stairs all the 32 floors down. No problem as it was downhill, but on some floors there were no lights so it was pitch dark in the stairs.

The overall quality at TDM33 wasn't impressive. There were a couple of really nice girls that I made notes about. Unfortunately there were many girls that I wished they wouldn't have gotten close to me in the presentation. Naked sweaty girls with big bellies, tits to their waist and with bad breath. It's good to bring a small bottle of disinfecting gel to clean off.

I know Bravo mentioned many girls stated they had rules. That's propably true but I didn't hear much about rules. In general the girls to do BBBJ as long as you are clean and smell good. It was fun at sala 2102 (or 2103). All the girls in the presentation told me the same. They do deep kisses, anal, BBBJ and I would be welcome to cum in their mouths. However 2102 is a trash priv. The cabins are not very nice and the tia seemed like a witch. That was a shame as there were one dark favelada, 18 years, slim with really big tits. As I got bad vibes from the tia I left.

Today I chose to session with Livia at Belprazer. RB185, sala 2114. She arrived at the same time I arrived and she looked innocent and nice with her pink backpack. Livia is 19 years old and has worked at Belprazer for five months and before that she worked in Barra and Duque de Caxias. Very cute and innocent looking. Mediumsized very firm tits, slim, strong legs and a round ponyass. She has a beautiful shaved pussy with quite thick lips and she is very tight. She sucks excellent and fucks great. The session ended with BBBJCIM. I "forgot" to tell her before I shot my load. She didn't get angry, only laughed when I explained that I lost my voice. I might very well repeat with her. The only minus I give her is that she didn't allow photos for free. 40 minutes cost 150 reais. Nice clean and large room with shower.

https://www.belprazer.com/terapeutas

[Mr Enternational]

Wow, she's charging 700 now. I don't remember what it was last time I checked, but nowhere close to $100+ LOL.They age like cheese but you are expected to pay like wine.

[Rio Bob]

I'm with a friend who won't make it to 1 am to enter dolce vita today so I think a termas stop today Saturday would work better. For you guys who frequent Termas which do you think would be the better choice for an early evening stop: Monte Carlo or Quattro por Quattro? Or if you have another suggestion that would be fine.

We sat at the beach today in Copacabana and my friend who hasn't been here since the 80's asked me don't they wear those dental floss bikinis? I said yeah but not this beach because everybody was obese. I can't believe how obese everybody is now even relitively young girls, I felt like I was on an American cruise line.

[JohnLucid]

I'm stuck in Mag for a couple days. Ideally I can find a lady to bring back to my compound. Any suggestions on where to look?

[Vagabundo1]

Go to posto 2, barra, which is the local beach with the best talent. I hate copa.

After that, guacamole, olegario maciel 108.

After that, perola negra, ave de pepe 400.


I'm with a friend who won't make it to 1 am to enter dolce vita today so I think a termas stop today Saturday would work better. For you guys who frequent Termas which do you think would be the better choice for an early evening stop: Monte Carlo or Quattro por Quattro? Or if you have another suggestion that would be fine.

We sat at the beach today in Copacabana and my friend who hasn't been here since the 80's asked me don't they wear those dental floss bikinis? I said yeah but not this beach because everybody was obese. I can't believe how obese everybody is now even relitively young girls, I felt like I was on an American cruise line.

[The Cane]

We sat at the beach today in Copacabana and my friend who hasn't been here since the 80's asked me don't they wear those dental floss bikinis? I said yeah but not this beach because everybody was obese. I can't believe how obese everybody is now even relatively young girls, I felt like I was on an American cruise line.This made me literally LOL! I went on a cruise and never saw so many fat folks scarfing down so much free food and drink LMAO!

[Pahllus Maximus]

Mr. Enternational's bit about cheesecake and wine cracked me up, reminds me of the scene in pulp fiction about a boxer and rigging the fight and ageing wine. Tarantino is like the late David Lynch, serious cut through.

I'm FREEZING in DC this weekend, but found a very smart SA woman with excellent BJ skills and big brain and work ethic too. She may spoil the hobby at this rate, marriage material and has a very practical view about BJ's, as a simple, quick and potent way to win a man's heart, mind and wallet - and thinks other women are fools for not doing what nature intended and men clearly need, biology versus social conditioning. Who am I to argue?

[Steve 9696]

I'm with a friend who won't make it to 1 am to enter dolce vita today so I think a termas stop today Saturday would work better. For you guys who frequent Termas which do you think would be the better choice for an early evening stop: Monte Carlo or Quattro por Quattro? Or if you have another suggestion that would be fine.

We sat at the beach today in Copacabana and my friend who hasn't been here since the 80's asked me don't they wear those dental floss bikinis? I said yeah but not this beach because everybody was obese. I can't believe how obese everybody is now even relitively young girls, I felt like I was on an American cruise line.For my money Monte Carlo. It's def a reasonable afternoon scene starting at 3 PM. It's a bit more like a point and shoot brothel with smallish lineup (not a wild club scene). But I've found good talent and some hotties in the afternoons there.

[Axel Heyst]

They age like cheese but you are expected to pay like wine.Good analogy. It made me laugh out loud.

[Sperto]

We sat at the beach today in Copacabana and my friend who hasn't been here since the 80's asked me don't they wear those dental floss bikinis? I said yeah but not this beach because everybody was obese. I can't believe how obese everybody is now even relitively young girls, I felt like I was on an American cruise line.I was also thinking about this obesity problem today. I was sitting on the beach today between 7 AM-3 PM. Between 5-9 AM there are lots of people working out and you'll see many fit girls. When the regular people starts to fill up the beach the fit girls becomes rarity. Every year the average carioca becomes fatter and fatter. It seems like half of the population is overweight, and it didn't use to be like that.

The Brazilians have more money today and instead of eating rice, beans and fruits they eat fast food and over processed food. They are less physically active and spends too much time sitting on their asses watching their mobile phones. When watching all these fat girls on the beach makes you think about the rumour about the famous sexy Brazilian girls. The impression doesn't get better with all the tourists from Argentina and Chile as many of those are even fatter than the average Brazilian. Luckily many of the girls from the favelas are still fit as they have to walk up and down the morros.

Today I was sitting in my beach chair and was going to take a nice picture of the beach and the sugar loaf. I wanted to have some nice and fit girls in the foreground so I waited for some sexy girls without big bellies to pass by. It took me 10 minutes before I could take that picture.

[Mr Enternational]

Mr. Enternational's bit about cheesecake and wine cracked me up, reminds me of the scene in pulp fiction about a boxer and rigging the fight and ageing wine. Tarantino is like the late David Lynch, serious cut through.He said it right. That pride fucks with them. But the hookers have an advantage over the boxer. They are always going to be able to get a guy to pay the money.

The only reason people wanted to see the Mike Tyson fight a few months ago was because of nostalgia. Now why is a guy paying a 40 year old hooker 700 reais when people used to give her 150 when she was younger? Maybe they feel it is better if it costs more.

[Mr Enternational]

We sat at the beach today in Copacabana and my friend who hasn't been here since the 80's asked me don't they wear those dental floss bikinis? I said yeah but not this beach because everybody was obese. I can't believe how obese everybody is now even relitively young girls, I felt like I was on an American cruise line.In the 80's Brazilians did not have as much money to spend on food as they do today.

[Cool]

Believe it or not Brazilianas in Portugual are even more heftier.


I was also thinking about this obesity problem today. I was sitting on the beach today between 7 AM-3 PM. Between 5-9 AM there are lots of people working out and you'll see many fit girls. When the regular people starts to fill up the beach the fit girls becomes rarity. Every year the average carioca becomes fatter and fatter. It seems like half of the population is overweight, and it didn't use to be like that.

The Brazilians have more money today and instead of eating rice, beans and fruits they eat fast food and over processed food. They are less physically active and spends too much time sitting on their asses watching their mobile phones. When watching all these fat girls on the beach makes you think about the rumour about the famous sexy Brazilian girls. The impression doesn't get better with all the tourists from Argentina and Chile as many of those are even fatter than the average Brazilian. Luckily many of the girls from the favelas are still fit as they have to walk up and down the morros.

Today I was sitting in my beach chair and was going to take a nice picture of the beach and the sugar loaf. I wanted to have some nice and fit girls in the foreground so I waited for some sexy girls without big bellies to pass by. It took me 10 minutes before I could take that picture.

[Sperto]

We went to EMPório 37 in Ipanema yesterday. I prefer EMPório as it was before. It was rougher, had charismatic waiters, the clients were a fun crowd of rock lovers and the regular girls were easy to pick up. Now EMPório 37 is too neat, has no longer a feeling of a rock bar and the clients are very different.

There were lots of people around midnight. Plenty of older women, 40 plus, that seemed hungry for meeting guys. It shouldn't be hard to get laid for free if you look for old meat. There were also a handful of working girls. The only dark girls were some of the waitresses and the working girls.

[Turgid]

......We sat at the beach today in Copacabana and my friend who hasn't been here since the 80's asked me don't they wear those dental floss bikinis? .......The 80's! What a time to be on Copacabana beach! The front of my swimsuit was stretched to the limit. Great days. That's life! I could afford more garotas now but the fabric does not stretch as often as it used to.

[KyivBound1986]

Are the Thermas open during Carnival?

[Sperto]

Today I checked out some Copacabana privées. I know a smarter choice would be to head to centro that has much more to choose from and better prices.

First I went to Av Nossa Senhora de Copacabana 583. Sala 206 is quite trashy with a bar area. There were two dark girls, one almost asleep. Her collegaue was short and had an absolutely huge round ass. I don't like giant horseasses but I couldn't resist to squeeze that enormous ass. Prices: 150 reais /30 minutes and 200 reais /60 minutes. I continued to sala 301. Half a dozen of girls were presented but none that interested me. I headed up to their other sala, 401. A bunch of girls were presented. A mulatta Alice who showed her really nice tits caught my interest. Prices: 190 reais /30 minutes and 240 reais /60 minutes. Definitely overpriced. I disliked the rooms considering the prices they charge so I left.

I went one block to Rua Hilario de Gouveia 66, sala 206. Delírio Oriental. The girl in charge showed me photos of girls that work there. Not bad at all. When I arrived only two girls were present. I immediately fell for Poliana. Poliana, 22 years (looks younger), morena clara, very cute, braces, nice smile and looked sweet and innocent. She's slim and petit and have normal sized tits that looked good even though she has one kid. Her ass is the way I like, smaller sized round and firm ponyass. The pussy was wellshaved and very tight.

She couldn't have performed better. Very GFE and fucked excellent. Her blowjob was absolutely perfect. We finished the first session with BBBJCIM. She sucked like a goodess not even needing to help out with her hands. She took the load like a BJ queen and sucked until every drop was out. Then she discreetely spat it out. 150 reais /30 minutes and 200 reais /60 minutes. I chose one hour.

[Bravo]

Are the Thermas open during Carnival?I don't believe so.

[Vagabundo1]

Darkroom,

Vagabundo and Dreman went to centro yesterday. Vagabundo caught the 361 for 4.3 r from Recreio, which goes straight to saara market. He patrolled over to Casa 15 but Nia Nacci 3 was not there, so he left. He thought to go to Darkroom, but the girls that were sent by whatsapp were not appealing, so he went over to Emporio first, where again, the girls in real life were not appealing, so he left, and went back to Darkroom where there was Cherry Torn on telephone duty, and he picked her.

He showered, and used his newly purchased Boticario Malbec Shower Gel to smell good, and he did, and it improved the session. Vagabundo's bad left knee had in fact recovered, so there is that to be thankful for. We compared each other's tests, which is a good thing. After a good BBBJ, she hopped right on, bare, and we had a good fuck for 20 minutes. I used my sony mini speaker to play the usual Felipe Ret Revel full album, but only got through 15 minutes of songs before I blew a load on her legs. We got in a second round after I showered, for a total of 35 or 40 minutes of actual fucking, which was better than I expected as I was out of cardio training since I had not been doing Muay Thai for 2.5 weeks, though I had been hiking and ocean swimming with actually awesome gringa women, which Vagabundo again, recommends. So we fucked in various positions. She asked for my Malbec shower gel, which I later replaced on Rio Branco. It is worth the weight to throw in your bag when you are out fucking, along with the sony mini speaker, which Senor dreman had brought for me from the Rich World, there North of the Border, from Lugano, where a statue of a crypto king sits on the shores of my beloved hometown of Lugano, Switzerland, home of my ancestors who have guarded popes for 14 centuries, those vile, thieving, hoaring, so called Saints like Augustine, who himself confessed to hoaring with negras in North Africa before becoming sanctified by negra pussy up to his eyeballs, having buried his balls deep inside the negra bucetas of North Africa, yet, here, Vagabundo was, burying his bratwurst into the white, pale kunt of Cherry Torn with her tatoo of a fox on her back, her natural big tits becoming hard under his sucking, the nipples going from inverted to erect at the same time that the Vagabundo bratwurst grew again erect for a second time in an hour for a second round of the old in-and-out, that line of burger joints from dear old Lugano. Ah, am I a little homsick?

Dreman, being a good wingman messaged Vagabundo, just as Vagabundo was too, done.

Vagabundo messaged that he was done, and coming out, and we met there, on the street in front of darkroom. We went over first to SubSub the best hiking store in centro, recommended by the moderator of a rio hiking whatsapp group, from which Vagabundo had messaged Dreman to join a Sunday hike, which was a fine thing, out in Recreio. Vagabundo forgot to get a camping filter. Then we went to Rio Branco, where the Bradesco was closed, but Vagabundo got a refill of Boticario Malbec shower gel, to smell good for the ladies, having already applied some other Malbec body lotion. Later that night riding home on a luxury bus to Recreio from Rua San Jose 35, Vagabundo perhaps smelling better than he normally would sat next to some slinky, sexy, morena clara eating pringles with her sexy little fingers, and perhaps just maybe she appreciated the scent of Malbec, however subtle a whiff of Malbec from Boticaro, her nostrils detecting either Malbec or pussy, since Vagabundo showered twice before fucking twice, but he did not shower after, so the raw smell of carioca loira pussy would linger about his person, like raw, unfettered pheremone, the smell of freshly squeezed pussy on his dick, raw, with his invaluable sperm, each one granting a full ride at UCLA on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot, to the lucky recipient's eggs, should she so be blessed with being impregnated, the frothy white foam of his sperm, the lube, and the Malbec shower gel on his wet dick after all of those fluids were mixed together by fucking raw on the 21st floor penthouse with a view facing the transcarioca trail in the hills on the backside of cristo redentor overlooking Central do Rio station, the working side, the seedy side of Rio with all its ugly reality of poverty, violence, desperation, with little to redeem it but a 7.62 x 51 round from a Para FAL to chase down a traficante target at 2500 feet per second, but at least with the quickly drying scent of freshly fucked pussy, Vagabundo too applied a little Malbec branded shower gel, and perhaps it was the Malbec or perhaps it was the pussy odor that reached into the nostrils of the hot little morena clara sitting in the seat next to Vagabundo, but with the scent of Pussy and Malbec, her pussy became wet, wanting too some of Vagabundo's infinitely valuable sperm in her kunt, in her light brown latina kunt to perfect the night in Recreio, she sat on Vagabundo's hard dick on the bus ride in his day dreaming but the reality was that Vagabundo got off at Recreio Shopping, and walked back to his apartment, and straight to the huge couch where he watched too much youtube, video chatted with a hoar for 14 minutes, a hoar in Sao Paulo for the carnival madness, and promised her his dick too, in her ass, telling her that he wanted to creampie her ass 5 times a day, but she in Sao Paulo.

Vagabundo calculated that he paid 250 reais plus the malbec at a value of 50 reais for 35 minutes of dick in pussy sex, so cpf pm (cost per fuck per minute) of 250/35, lets call it 250/40 or about 7 ish, call it 6.5 reais per minute, well 8 reais per minute when you count the depreciated, partly depleted tube of Malbec shower gel.

So there it is sports fans. Cost per fuck per minute 7.5 including the Malbec shower gel.

I expect the royalty checks from Boticario to come rolling in, anytime. I expect I may be waiting for some time.

[Sp1000]

I recently visited three termas in Rio.
The system is like German FKKs. However, these Brazilian sauna clubs are buildings with multiple floors (so you need to repeat going up and downstairs to complete all your missions); don't have a buffet; don't have outdoor spaces; no girl is naked / topless.
Centaurus has a small indoor pool with two pool beds but the pool water was just cold when I was there.

An interesting club-specific rule was:
In Solarium, girls are not allowed to approach clients. In Centaurus and Monte Carlo, girls do so.

The overall scale is Centaurus> Solarium> Monte Carlo. Accordingly, the number of girls was proportional (when I visited at least).

Here are prices for 1 HR service as of January 2025. 40 min option is available at cheaper prices.

Monte Carlo.
Entry 150 Room 200 Service 400
If you pay for service with a credit card (CC), there is a CC upcharge of 80.
That means, it is okay to pay the entry and room with a credit card, while paying 400 cash for service to avoid an upcharge.

Solarium.
Entry 150 Room 200 Service 530 Total 880 in CC 800 in cash.
A premium room costs 50 more. Total is 930 in CC, 850 in cash.

Centaurus.
In cash, Entry 160 Room 220 Service 690 Total 1070.
In CC, Entry 180 Room 240 Service 820 Total 1240.

[Turgid]

I recently visited three termas in Rio.
The system is like German FKKs. However, these Brazilian sauna clubs are buildings with multiple floors (so you need to repeat going up and downstairs to complete all your missions); don't have a buffet; don't have outdoor spaces; no girl is naked / topless.
Centaurus has a small indoor pool with two pool beds but the pool water was just cold when I was there.

An interesting club-specific rule was:
In Solarium, girls are not allowed to approach clients. In Centaurus and Monte Carlo, girls do so.

The overall scale is Centaurus> Solarium> Monte Carlo. Accordingly, the number of girls was proportional (when I visited at least).

Here are prices for 1 HR service as of January 2025. 40 min option is available at cheaper prices..Well done. Don't forget to go to 4 X 4.

[Sperto]

Today I passed by three of the major privées I Rio. Emporio do Banho, Dudas massagen and Belprazer. The quantity was good, lots of girls. The quality however wasn't impressive. Of course there were several doable girls but no gems today at those major privées. As I was in a hurry back to Copacabana I instead headed to Delírio Oriental. I had a repeat session with Poliana. She was even better than the first time. She is a very good kisses and her blowjob is outstanding. Finished both pops with BBBJCIM. 200 reais / one hour.


Which are the best prives senor sperto? Like top 20 like your old spreadsheets and guides.Five weeks ago senhor Vagabundo asked me which privées I thought were best. A few years back my answer would have been some privê in Tijuca or some puteiro in RB185 or RB156 or maybe a hidden privê in Lapa. There used to be a couple of privées specialized in fresh beautiful newbies that gave excellent service. Such privées are hard to find today. I would say the overall quality of the girls in the privées in Rio have gone down. Too many fat or ugly girls in the presentations. There still are fantastic gems but it takes more footwork to find them. Unfortunately the best newbie gems normally understand their real value in a few weeks and starts working somewhere else.

[Aq1212]

I'm visiting Rio for Carnival but will arrive a few days before it starts and hang out a few days after the last day. Would appreciate pointers for termas, private spots or good places to meet girls. If anyone is around and interested in exploring / mongering together, I'd be happy to have company. My dates are 2/25 - 3/10. Messages are open. Peace and good vibes to all.

[Vagabundo1]

Centro Prives and Trash termas.

Senor Sperto is spot on in his analysis of why the best prive girls are leaving the prives quickly.

That said, Carnival is soon to be over and high season will be over and the endless summer with fewer tourists is less than a month away. Vagabundo is so happy.

ISGer Fleghorn had been messaging Vagabundo for a guide, and we added him to the local whatsapp group, and we linked up today and had a good if not great tour. Senor Fleghorn came out to pick up Vagabundo way out in Recreio, and we went to Darkroom where Vagabundo fucked Callsign Cherry Torn. The list of stuff for a better experience included a are $70 BRL Boticario Malbec pump shower gel, a $40 USD Sony wifi speaker (thanks dreman), $10 USD vibrator with USB recharge (thanks JimmyBoy), $$350 refurbished thinkpad carbon 7th Gen (thanks michael samuel).

We got in the room, at 15 h35 (I had marked at 15 h30). We actually got the line up. Fleghorn picked a girl. Vagabundo was prepared to let Fleghorn take his choice of Cherry Torn, but he was chill, which is good. Alot of first time visitors from pussy prison are so blue balled that they need to fuck fuck fuck and it is difficult to hang out, but Fleghorn is a professional and a good dude, so that was a big plus, and he was to be rewarded later in the day, more on that later.

So, first the Boticario Malbec shower gel. Girls will fuck better if you smell good. A youtuber Marinex talked about prefumed soap, and this is a good idea. Vagabundo tracked down some local branded perfumed soap at Boticario, and has been a winner all around. Highly recommended. Just a little squeeze after a shower.

Cherry torn actually requested the speaker be played, and Vagabundo put on the usual, Felipe Ret Revel full album 39 minutes. This is a way to track the time in your hour, and make sure it doesn't turn out to be cut short. 60 minutes is 1. 5 x Revel full album. So she hops right on after a good BBBJ, and her bare kunt is warm and good, and Vagabundo sucks on her tits. The mini vibrator was use dthroughout, and she came clearly several times in doggy style, her body clenching up in a healthy orgasm. Make sure she cums is a good rule of thumb for good service on repeats.

We watched our choice of porn. We had talked about which porn she likes. Look up the podcast diary of a ceo about good and bad porn. Porn that you pick with your partner to actually fuck to is good porn. Obviously bad porn is when you jerk off alone, and Rabbi Surgeon Vagabundo thinks too many of you know that feeling, including Vagabundo, Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo SWISS NAVY Retired who spent too much time with big hairy apes rather than with women, but he has pretty much gotten all that and some out of his system now at the ripe old age of 90.

The porn by the way was Elisa Sanches porn. She was at Perola Negra last week, I should have gone. Somewhere in the middle of Elisa Sanches getting 23 cm of dick up her ass, Cherry Torn and Vagabundo compared notes on her pricing. So, we fucked twice. I blew a load on her legs the first time, and the second time, the second time being on her tatooed right calf muscle, all while looking down on her ass and back with the fox tatoo. Those should be enough clues in the mystery sex novel for those of you readers to figure out who Callsign Cherry Torn is.

So 40 minutes of sex with payment of 230 r, so what is that 230/40 must be about 6 ish reais per minute cost per fuck per minute of fucking and sucking.

So then ISGer Poondy and his crew of three mongered over to Darkroom, where Vagabundo met them with a chest pack which he showers with as he keeps all his essential gear like money, phones weapons in the chest pack. Some of those weapons have gone missing, and Vagabundo is a little miffed but it happens. The suspects include himself (the last time he lost some of his quality foreign knives was on a bus ride, most likely), Anne Amari who denies it plausibly, or Darkroom which is unlikely as Darkroom actually returned one of his sex toys.

Oh yeah, and the sex toy. Not only is a good vibe good for her to cum, but the vibration goes right through to Vagabundo's dick, and helps him to fuck better. So, that stuff does help especially if you are fucking for 60 minutes in a prive in the late summer and crazy carnival atmosphere.

So, 3 and eventually 5 and even 6 monger brothers are there in first Darkroom, then the former Secret terma (you sleuths will have to study Vagabundo's posts), and the nearby secret termas. You're sitting at home in say Munich all worked up about the Americans kicking NATO to the curb, and not getting enough Brazilian pussy, and if you are you are paying hundreds of Swiss Francs per minute of sex, which is probably you jerking off while she watches and commands because that is the legal balance of power in rich world pussy prison, so go study Vagabundo's library.

Let me tell you. The talent at the Secret Termas 1, 2, and 3 is off the hook, incuding some 19 year old negra no kids Ana Foxx as a teen quality, which Fleghorn did the polar bear pounce, and then got all jiggy on the whatsapp group describing his conquest which ended his night as he went back to Copa (which Vagabundo hates), and crashed after checking in. Vagabundo and the other 4 or 5 muskeeteers did programs at the Secret Termas, there across from Detran (hint, hint). We got there right at 17 h30, just as one of Vagabundo's students was asking for a video conference on trading which Vagabundo had totally forgotten about in the afterglow of fucking Cherry Torn.

The gang had broken up, Fleghorn with his hot little 19 year old, worth the price of being a good wingman to Vagabundo who truth be told was jealous, got her number, but it was the wrong number, so he will be back. We had gone to Club 210, actually to a little restaurant nearby where we had wine, and joked about our vasco shirts, which wisely Fleghorn bought, a really nice tan one in saara market. So we checked 210, and there was some really good talent. Somewhere in there Poondy went over to U24, and Vagabundo followed. Vagabundo went to the second floor, and there was the bartender getting a blow job, and another dude getting a hand job. Obviously Vagabundo was gringoed because when he asked for a blow job out in the bar, the girl said that required a 50 r tip. Music was too loud. Environment was foreign. But the girl who came up, Let's call her Midori Deux, as she looks like porn star midori who has had a few kids, with the sucked out tits to prove it, but a super hot ass and super tight and hot pussy, and we deep french kissed and got to know each other. Again. As she had been to Vagabundo's pad in barra before, though Vagabundo did not remember her.

So Vagabundo, dehydrated, got into the room for a $95 r half hour session. Vagabundo going on his 3 d fuck of the day did more 69 ing but that counts, then in the last ten minutes got in a good rythm ofucking her -- and just then the bar called time, which was just as well as he probably didn't have another load in him this day. The environment is really bad, security is a nightmare. Vagabundo should not have given her the 100 for the half hour, but rather gone to the manager himself to establish that it is his time for measuring 30 minutes. She asked for a knife to cut her bikini strap, which is clearly a way to find out where Vagabundo keeps his folding knife, an invictus brand folder which does fine in the sea water and still works. But she was truly a **** in the room. Vagabundo face fucked her until he got hard enough to fuck her negra pussy which was really good. We planned pernoites at hotels or at Vagabundo's place. So, all was good. Vagabundo took the metro home and called a 99.

All in all, a pretty good day.

As for critics about my writing being too personal, I really only write for myself as an audience, like Henry Miller.


Today I passed by three of the major prives I Rio. Emporio do Banho, Dudas massagen and Belprazer. The quantity was good, lots of girls. The quality however wasn't impressive. Of course there were several doable girls but no gems today at those major prives. As I was in a hurry back to Copacabana I instead headed to Delrio Oriental. I had a repeat session with Poliana. She was even better than the first time. She is a very good kisses and her blowjob is outstanding. Finished both pops with BBBJCIM. 200 reais / one hour.

Five weeks ago senhor Vagabundo asked me which prives I thought were best. A few years back my answer would have been some priv in Tijuca or some puteiro in RB185 or RB156 or maybe a hidden priv in Lapa. There used to be a couple of prives specialized in fresh beautiful newbies that gave excellent service. Such prives are hard to find today. I would say the overall quality of the girls in the prives in Rio have gone down. Too many fat or ugly girls in the presentations. There still are fantastic gems but it takes more footwork to find them. Unfortunately the best newbie gems normally understand their real value in a few weeks and starts working somewhere else.

[Vagabundo1]

I will check it out. Thanks.


Hey Vagabundo, you ever read Hunter Thompson's earlier novel, "The Rum Diary"? It is pretty good. They also made a movie of it starring, you guessed it, Johnny Depp & Amber Heard. Amber looks hot in the movie.

[KyivBound1986]

I don't believe so.I emailed Monte Carlo & they said they're open during Carnival.

[Be Wilder]

I recently visited three termas in Rio.
The system is like German FKKs. However, these Brazilian sauna clubs are buildings with multiple floors (so you need to repeat going up and downstairs to complete all your missions); don't have a buffet; don't have outdoor spaces; no girl is naked / topless.
Centaurus has a small indoor pool with two pool beds but the pool water was just cold when I was there.

An interesting club-specific rule was:
In Solarium, girls are not allowed to approach clients. In Centaurus and Monte Carlo, girls do so.

The overall scale is Centaurus> Solarium> Monte Carlo. Accordingly, the number of girls was proportional (when I visited at least).

Here are prices for 1 HR service as of January 2025. 40 min option is available at cheaper prices.
.Thanks. That's very helpful information. Will be visiting Rio in a couple of months so have started researching. I prefer incall places rather than taking a girl back to my hotel and am a huge fan of German FKKs so good to know there is an equivalent. I like being spoilt for choice. Roughly how many girls are there per club? Appreciate it would very depending upon whether weekend or during the week etc.

Also, do they have a mix of ethnicities as for me that is one of the main attractions of Brazil.

[Vagabundo1]

Beware Mabs, Zona Sul drinks.

Watch your consumption for risk of food poisoning.

Vagabundo was talking with Dreman, who was laid up in the last 3 days of his trip with some kind of food poisoning. He said that he concurs with Vagabundo's negative view of Mab's and Copa, which Vagabundo has covered a lot. He thinks he got some kind of food poisoning there.

Again, my recommendation is to find something as close to metro jardim oceanico as possible. This recommendation also applies to another call with a ISG member, so there you have it.

[PoonyD]

I am back in the states. Rio as always didn't disappoint. Shout out to Vagabundo it was great to meet you. Sorry that I wasn't able to hang out with you more. I spent most of my days and early evenings running through all the cheap spots in centro. Although I did hit eden in copa once for a good threesome. Daytime the deepest roster seemed to be Blue room. They probably had at least 20 girls every time I went there. Best performance of the trip was at Uruguaiana 24. Evenings were best spent at Mosaico. I did go to uphouse as well and had a good pull there. Uphouse has some nice looking girls but way too smokey. A lot of the girls practically chain smoke there. Also had a great performer at 74. All in all great trip.

[Bravo]

I am back in the states. Rio as always didn't disappoint. Shout out to Vagabundo it was great to meet you. Sorry that I wasn't able to hang out with you more. I spent most of my days and early evenings running through all the cheap spots in centro. Although I did hit eden in copa once for a good threesome. Daytime the deepest roster seemed to be Blue room. They probably had at least 20 girls every time I went there. Best performance of the trip was at Uruguaiana 24. Evenings were best spent at Mosaico. I did go to uphouse as well and had a good pull there. Uphouse has some nice looking girls but way too smokey. A lot of the girls practically chain smoke there. Also had a great performer at 74. All in all great trip.Blue Room? Never heard of that spot. Where is it?

[KyivBound1986]

Is there anywhere else similar to this place in Rio? I'll be in Rio in two days. Have to stay in an Airbnb as hotel prices out of control for Carnival.

I know MABS isn't great, but sometimes a few nice women work from there and its always ok for a few beers as a tourist.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo is waiting at his place for Nina DePonca who is coming from Zona Norte to fuck, massage, cook, clean, while listening to Tropic of Cancer. We will fuck first to get in two pops. Then she will give me a good deep tissue massage. As Franklin said, older women know how to take care of a man. Meanwhile Kira Noir and Anne Amari are texting, and Vagabundo stacks them up for later in the week like orbiting warplanes waiting for their turn to drop bombs and get a little money and to fuck. Nina DePonca cooks good Moqueca. Vagabundo put the fish and the shrimp on ice waiting for the moqueca. And she cleans, she cleans like a AI robot cleans, automatically, thanks to your higher power for that, unlike the younger 20 year olds who just sit on the couch in a little ball of McDonalds fat and smoke THC while hogging the remote control, which is alright depending on the ****, sometimes, but one needs a good 30+ hoar to do the deep tissue massage too, and to watch and like the kinky porn too. So, that's Vagabundo's plan today. And we need to figure out next steps with housing, either on 5 April or 5 March. Oh, Vagabundo can't wait for Carnival to be over and for the big eyes, the greedy olhos grandes of the Carioca cunts and landlords to be over for another 8 months until this crazy lead up to god damn fucked Carnival collective pyshcosis to be over again, with all these Brazilians daily counting their converted reais from your dolores, like a parasitic tick sucking your blood, like a suckerfish hopping for a little more protein left over from the fins of the gringo shark who swims along in the reef of rio, and they like the sucker fish, the parasites, licking around the gringo, asking, negotiating, fuck this game, just*leave*me*alone.

[Vagabundo1]

Nina DePonca 26 Feb 2025, SWISS NAVY Intelligence Base Recreio.

Nina came over today as Vagabundo had been jonesing hard for a gasm. He needed to squirt his invaluable Swiss Navy Veteran manseed into the warm pussy of a black pussy, a black creampie, an exploitedblackteens dot com model even if she was a MILF.

So, she comes over at 11 h30 per my previous lead up.

Vagabundo is waiting at his place for Nina DePonca who is coming from Zona Norte to fuck, massage, cook, clean, while listening to Tropic of Cancer. We will fuck first to get in two pops. Then she will give me a good deep tissue massage. As Franklin said, older women know how to take care of a man. Meanwhile Kira Noir and Anne Amari are texting, and Vagabundo stacks them up for later in the week like orbiting warplanes waiting for their turn to drop bombs and get a little money and to fuck. Nina DePonca cooks good Moqueca. Vagabundo put the fish and the shrimp on ice waiting for the moqueca. And she cleans, she cleans like a AI robot cleans, automatically, thanks to your higher power for that, unlike the younger 20 year olds who just sit on the couch in a little ball of McDonalds fat and smoke THC while hogging the remote control, which is alright depending on the ****, sometimes, but one needs a good 30+ hoar to do the deep tissue massage too, and to watch and like the kinky porn too. So, that's Vagabundo's plan today. And we need to figure out next steps with housing, either on 5 April or 5 March. Oh, Vagabundo can't wait for Carnival to be over and for the big eyes, the greedy olhos grandes of the Carioca cunts and landlords to be over for another 8 months until this crazy lead up to god damn fucked Carnival collective pyshcosis to be over again, with all these Brazilians daily counting their converted reais from your dolores, like a parasitic tick sucking your blood, like a suckerfish hopping for a little more protein left over from the fins of the gringo shark who swims along in the reef of rio, and they like the sucker fish, the parasites, licking around the gringo, asking, negotiating, fuck this game, just*leave*me*alone.

So, Vagabundo has been stressed with landlord housing issues, but that is besides the insemmination.

So Nina comes in and she cleans.

Saints fucking be praised.

Like Mary Mother and Josef.

Because Vagabundo is moving out soon.

She bring over 300 r of good weed.

Fucking greedy *****, I talk to her so she will get 1%.

OK, so she starts to cook Moqueca. Again, Saint Ignatius of Loyola cut off the balls of a French soldier, thank the fucking negras that Saint Augustine was fucking before he became a Saint in Cidade de Deus.

Then we fuck. But Vagabundo's back is so sore that he can't cum.

Then she gives Vagabundo a like 10 to 20 minute deep tissue massage. Oh, Saint Ignatius, cut off the balls of some punk in Pamplona out in town when you were just a teenager. That fucking feels good.

So, Vagabundo starts to unbox all the cool shit that callsign Eurasian brought him. Now Vagabundo got a little too Hunter S. Thompson and actually puked in the pool of Callsign Eurasian, so just remember, you might not want to hire Vagabundo as a guide! The list includes.

A Chinese brand internet satellite service.

A laptop value 600 USD with RAM and SSD upgrades for another 200 USD.

A Vertex brand bag with a hidden cell phone pocket at a SOCP knife.

A cheap but good scuba knife.

A 36 liter ultralight pack with detachable pistol belt.

A Suppressed fiveseven milimeter pistol and a suppressed 5. 56 mm israeli bullpup rifle with infrared sights.

A chestpack also ultralight.

Nota bene" some of the details have been altered from reality.

All this came in on the C17 direct from Lugano with a wedding bachelor party of 9 asians, 3 buffed and cut and killer veterans, including vagabundo, and 3 unfuckable ugly and pathetic including vagabundo -- fat too.

So then nina deponca comes over and we are playing our favorite porn on three screens -- the new laptop, a nice 15.6 inch thinkpad gamer laptop, the 2 pound thinkpad carbon, and a 43 inch americas brand TV.

Then we fuck. Not long. 20 maybe 10 minutes.

Used Johnson's brand baby oil as lube. Nota bene, put that in the essential pack.

Then Vagabundo, generous and great at King Ozymandius shoots a think, creamy, bubbling load of his invaluble sperm into the mulatta kunt of nina deponca, who will get 1% of this book's net profits after depreciation and amortization.

That my friends is what is known as a humor and dramatic irony.

If you didn't get the allusion, then go to economist dot com, and start reading the 500 greatest books of all time.

Vagabundo is paying his hoar / cook / wage slave / servant person / big tigged testicle nurse like 300 reais +50 for transportation.

So that comes out to like. Well, we are not done fucking!

[Vagabundo1]

Pop 2, Mabs.

Vagabundo is on pop 2 of his afternoon with Nina DePonca. She is taking a pale of water out of the bathroom, rubbing her aching back. Oy Vey.

Mabs, as for a replacement to Mabs?

Guacamole, Olegario Maciel 108, Barra the Tijuca, or further down that street, Pineapple.

[Questner]

Pop 2, Mabs.

Vagabundo is on pop 2 of his afternoon with Nina DePonca. She is taking a pale of water out of the bathroom, rubbing her aching back. Oy Vey.

Mabs, as for a replacement to Mabs?

Guacamole, Olegario Maciel 108, Barra the Tijuca, or further down that street, Pineapple.Here is a secret mission to attend: https://riozin.com.br/carnaval2025.

[Voodoo Jones]

An interesting club-specific rule was:
In Solarium, girls are not allowed to approach clients. In Centaurus and Monte Carlo, girls do so.I was at Monte Carlo yesterday and two girls confirmed that they could not approach. Even looking around, the other guys there were the ones who initiated contact. Had fun there though. I saw a better looking girl come in after I started to talk to one, so I did what any gentleman would do: I had a threesome.

[KyivBound1986]

In Rio de Janerio tomorrow! Great to get away from the sex prison of the west & rat race for a few weeks.

Staying in an Airbnb in Botafogo the first week so going to check out that new termas Caribbean Sul (R. Prof. Alfredo Gomes, 9.) tomorrow. Has anyone been to it yet? I heard it is the same owner as 4*4 in centro but a much smaller place. Not sure though, might just go Centaurus (I am a tourist after all.).

I am with a non pro for 4 days so can do tourist stuff those days and possibly sneak away from her for a few hours each day.

Probably will go to Barra / Recreio then for two nights to check out Paris Cafe & Perola Negra. Big fan of Centarus / Monte Carlo / Solarium, always had great experiences there. Not a major fan of 4*4 purely due to its location as I try and stay away from Centro but I think I'll visit it this time, maybe around 5 to 9 pm so I can get out of centro early (as its a dump).

I like Mabs for a few drinks, wouldn't eat there. Can be a few nice one's there sometimes. Have seen a lot of girls that work in Casablanca also hanging around Mabs.

[Xpartan]

In Rio de Janerio tomorrow! Great to get away from the sex prison of the west & rat race for a few weeks.

Staying in an Airbnb in Botafogo the first week so going to check out that new termas Caribbean Sul (R. Prof. Alfredo Gomes, 9.) tomorrow. Has anyone been to it yet? I heard it is the same owner as 4*4 in centro but a much smaller place. Not sure though, might just go Centaurus (I am a tourist after all.).I don't know if you've checked GPArena. There are a few reviews, all superlative.

https://gparena.net/td-show.php?t=11690

Please share your experience.

[Tribute15]

Rio is alive and kicking. I'm going to divide my report according to the locations.

Monte Carlo: 4 visits and 3 girls.

Marianna.

I visited Monte Carlo as it was close to my hotel and later Airbnb in Copa. First night around 8 pm and the guy with the ponytail was there to welcome me. We chatted in English and went in. I went to the bar and the girls did what they do when a guy walks in. They all stand up and start staring at you, this time it wasn't unnerving like my first time there. Got a drink and looked around, about 10-11 girls and mostly slim, I kept looking as I like girls that have some meat. After a while a tall slim mulatta with sizeable booty walked, I waved her over and we started talking. Her name was Marianna and she spoke good English. After some small talk and asking all the screening questions, She said she was completa and I said cool. Agreed for 1 HR and I went to pay while she went to change. We got to the room and she was a lot of fun and fully into it. Sloppy blow job and crazy deep throat. Eat the pussy and it made her very wet. The sex was great. RCG, CG, doggystyle and missionary. As I was getting ready for the bunda the bell rang and she said it was time and asked if I wanted to extend. I declined as an extra 30 minutes didn't make sense money wise. We exchanged numbers and I left.

Marianna 2:

I went back 2 days later to MC to met up with Marianna, as I wanted cornhole that bunda. This time around I was going to go straight to the bunda. The night before I went to Perola Negra and I was shocked as the quality was very poor. I stayed for 30 minutes and was supposed to meet up with Vagabundo, but we missed ourselves. On my way out I noticed a slim and pretty looking Morena named Bianca. We chatted and exchanged numbers. Later that evening she sent me a message and I asked her location and she said Copa. I thought she was at the beach. As I walked into the lounge area in Monte Carlo there was Bianca seated. She was all smiles and happy to see me. It was then it hit me, when she said she was in Copa, Monte Carlo was where she was. Collecting her number the previous night, I told her we would meet up, but I had a session already planned with Marianna. A few minutes later Marianna walks in and is all over me. Bianca had the puzzled look on her face and I told her a date was already planned and walked away with Marianna.

On my way upstairs to the room while Marianna went to get prepared, this was just by the ladies changing room, I saw this very pretty Morena with dimples and she smiled at me. I was like what the fuck. Her name was Alia. She was sitting just by the edge of the stairs. Marianna was in the ladies locker room changing, Bianca in the lounge area and now this fine ass in front of me. I pointed to the ladies changing room and pressed my index finger to my lips, then passed her my phone She smiled and put in her digits and handed the phone back just as Marianna was stepping out. I mouthed tomorrow to her.

In the room with Marianna, I wanted to get straight down the business of the day, which was banging that cuzinha, but Marianna was lets relax and there was time. She started chatting and she talked about herself, family and paces where she wanted to travel. Conversation was good, but I wasn't interested in chit chat. We got down to and boy does she love giving head. BBBJ that was sloppy and deep throat and she licked all the way down to my asshole and went at it with gusto. The sex was good and wild, and then it happened again, the phone rang and I was royally pissed. Not again. I didn't nut and here was I having to decide whether to extend. I started thinking Marianna was purposefully delaying trying not to do anal sex. She was I could pay for another hour, but I declined.

Alia:

I was back to the Monte Carlo the next day by 8 pm. Walked to the lounge and both Marianna and Bianca where there. Both hoping they were my pick, but I had other plans. I looked around for Alia and she wasn't there, Spoke to both girls and told them I was waiting for a friend and would be back. I waited on stairs next to the ladies changing room, thinking maybe we was there. After 5 minutes I walked to the reception and asked the ponytail manager about her, and tried to describe her, but he couldn't remember who I was talking about. He asked the receptionist and I also showed her my phone with her number, then she remembered her and said she wasn't here yet. I was like cool, then voila Alia walked in. Everyone started laughing and I booked for 1 HR. She went to change and we moved to the room, She was fine, tall and carried a big bunda. I told her straight that I wanted that bunda and she smiled and bent over. In her ass was a butt plug. I was like that's my girl. She asked, if I was happy now and I replied very happy. She showered and came to the bed. She started BBBJ and my dick disappeared in her mouth. From then on, it was a blast. Deep throat, ball sucking, tongue deep in ass. She was very freaky After ten minutes, she said it was time for anal. She pulls out the butt plug, rubs the gel on the culo and on my dick and off to the races we went. First anal in doggy, then cow girl, then from the side and finally in flat doggystyle. I finally busted that nut. It was one of my best sessions in Brazil. We still keep in touch.

Bianca:

I finally met with Bianca a couple of days later. She is a sweetheart with a nice attitude. She said I was safada and I replied of course. Marianna was at Monte Carlo and was pouting as I was with Bainca. We went to the room and had a fantastic session. She was fully complete. Marianna sent me a message on WhatsApp saying I didn't appreciate quality. Sent her a laughing emoji.

[Vagabundo1]

It was great to meet you and your crew. Let me know when you are back in town. Total luck that you and Fleghorn are from the same area back in the Rich World. Vasco!


I am back in the states. Rio as always didn't disappoint. Shout out to Vagabundo it was great to meet you. Sorry that I wasn't able to hang out with you more. I spent most of my days and early evenings running through all the cheap spots in centro. Although I did hit eden in copa once for a good threesome. Daytime the deepest roster seemed to be Blue room. They probably had at least 20 girls every time I went there. Best performance of the trip was at Uruguaiana 24. Evenings were best spent at Mosaico. I did go to uphouse as well and had a good pull there. Uphouse has some nice looking girls but way too smokey. A lot of the girls practically chain smoke there. Also had a great performer at 74. All in all great trip.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo is at his place on Saturday, noon.

Midori Deux texts and we discuss her coming over pernoite for 300 reais.

Vagabundo is a little reluctant as he is getting ready to move and Nina DePonca cleaned, and these girls tend to come over and get in a little hate ball on the couch, smoke weed, hog the remote, and demand more money and refuse to leave, which turns into drama at the property, which is not good as the landlord has gotten all greedy, imagining that Vagabundo wants to buy his place when that has never been the case.

Nina DePonca somehow lost 200 r in a restroom on her way home in the metro on Wednesday, and that is somehow Vagabundo's fault, so now she expects Vagabundo to go to the Loterica and wire her some money to replace the lost 200 r. I like her, she's my friend, but Jesus, the drama.

Not only that, it's carnival and no god dammed carioca native can do any work, not now not ever, not the fucking lazy administrators at the university who are only good for excuses as to why they can't do things that in the rich world would just be normal, which is is why the rich world is rich, maybe. Vagabundo has been driven into higher and higher levels of hatred for cariocas as a result, event though, de facto, he is a Carioca.

Ann Amari is on the list to maybe hook up with today, but probaby at a hotel for the reasons above.

And then there are other new girls, which Vagabundo won't go into too much detail about.

So it goes. I wish it were always easy, simple, etc, but that's reality here in paradise.

[Degenerate24]

Fellow Monger,

I wonder what hotels are girl friendly with or with an extra charge preferable under $200/ night LOL.

So far I've read that friendly ones are: Pestana RJ in Copacabana, and Ibis Posta 5, Windsor California Copacabana, Windsor Copa?

TIA.

[Vagabundo1]

Sunday Vila Mimosa.

Sunday Afternoons especially during Carnival are often difficult to score in our particular profession. Vagabundo had been talking to some recent contacts from various patrols, and found one girl who was willing to do a Sunday session and he is so glad he did.

She was in a casa in Vila Mimosa. So Vagabundo headed there in an (70 r) uber at 14 h. The little hotel there is no more, and the pharmacy was closed but he had some baby oil, which doubles for lube. He finally tracked her down as she gave him the number of a casa that was off by two digits, and she was sleeping, but she got up and cleaned up. Vagabundo wore a vasco shirt and took a local bag and cap. It was like putting on a old suit, all the old knowledge of that place came back.

It was great. She quoted 120 for the half and 150 for a hour, so Vagabundo opted for a hour. Plus 50 for a bare ride, after showing tests. We did all positions in a dingy room on top of a microfiber blanket from Decathlon which he used as a sheet, which even she appreciated. Deep French Kissing, and a awesome body, lets call her Nia Nacci Quatro for now. We made plans for a pernoite soon. A creampie finish at 30 minutes, for a cost per fuck per minute of 200/30 or about 6 ish. What's your CPF? That would mean my custa por fuder.

Took the metro back to jardim oceanico, did some apartment shopping. Unfurnished 2 bedroom on the beach next to olegario maciel costs 10,000+ BRL per month, way above the range of 5500 BRL that Vagabundo is targeting.

Had a meal at Na Brasa Columbia, Olegario Maciel 7. 126 BRL for a cesar salad, bowl of bean soup, and some chicken sausage with a jar of limonade suisse.

But a pretty great day. Women like her are why I came to Rio and why I stay in Rio.

[Travis McGee]

I arrived in Rio de Janeiro after a long flight from the US. I was in no shape for fun and games after having to origami myself into a tiny plane seat for 13 hours. But I felt limber again today, if still a little sore. So I booked a nuru massage at a place about 1. 5 km from my hotel: RJ Massagem, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 794 - Sala 801.

The place was on the 8th floor of a mixed use residential / commercial building. It was clean and modern with touches of Asian design. Checking in was like checking in with a friendly receptionist at a doctor's office where you've been a patient for a long time.

One of the receptionists led me to a room that was bigger and nicer than my hotel room. It had a large glassed-in shower with two independently controlled shower heads. There was a large black vinyl mattress on the floor that was covered with a disposable fitted top sheet. Per the receptionist's instructions I showered, wrapped myself in a towel, and lay face down on the mattress.

Gentle music purred in the background and there was a faint smell of incense in the air.

There was a knock at the door and Louana entered. I had chosen her from photos on the place's website.

She arranged my arms and legs just so and went to work.

At first, I couldn't see her; I was facedown in a pillow. The nuru gel was hot and felt wonderful. She spent a long time on my feet and only gradually worked her way north. At one point I said to her, "You have good hands. " "I know," she said in a smarty-pants tone and we both burst out laughing.

She began sliding her body all over my back; I could feel the softness of her breasts and the little nipple points gliding over me.

Finally she told me to turn over. This was the first time I saw her naked. She had a dancer's body, lean and toned, light brown skin, big liquid brown eyes.

Now she coated my cock and balls with the hot nuru gel. She handled me expertly, bringing me close to orgasm twice before moving in for the kill, her slippery hands everywhere at once and her tits glistening in the low light. I couldn't hold out any longer and came explosively, thighs shuddering, back arching, gasping for breath.

Wow.

We talked afterward. Turns out she is from Argentina, so we both slipped into Spanish and stopped pretending that we could speak Brazilian Portuguese.

Rio certainly does not lack for women of negotiable virtue, but this is someone I would mos def see again.

[Sperto]

Finally she told me to turn over. This was the first time I saw her naked.I never tried nuru massage in Rio as normally penetration and BJ are not allowed. Was she naked as you wrote or just topless? The price would be an interesting information.

[The Cane]

By the time my travels take me to Rio I could probably use a good, legit massage. Anybody know of any good massage places that are open on a Sunday?

[Travis McGee]

On my second day in Rio, I went to a different massage place. It was definitely downmarket compared to the other place with the high-tones receptionists, incense, and Asian decor. This place, the Eden Spa, was in an older building that definitely showed its age.

I was greeted by a burly guy who took my money and led me to a tiny room with a vinyl mattress on the floor. As I was getting g undressed, the women came to the door one my one to introduce themselves, just as they would in a proper brothel. I chose Ruby.

I asked for a prostate massage. She stripped and told me to flip over on my stomach — and then she want to work, teasing my asshole with light caresses. I got quite aroused and flipped over. Then she really got to work, rimming me while handling my well-oiled cock.

She then looked at me and asked if she could suck my cock. Jackpot! She sucked me deep while working a finger insistently up my ass.

It was a burst of spontaneous laughter when I came, feeling something I can only describe as joy.

We cuddled for a while afterward and I took the opportunity to play with her amazing brown firm tits.

Man. I could get used to this.

[Travis McGee]

I checked out a brothel just down the street from my hotel this afternoon. It's called Termas Monte Carlo.

https://termastmc.com.br

Prostitution is legal in Brazil, but third parties profiting from prostitution is not. To get around this, Brazilians invented the "termas," a brothel thinly disguised as a nightclub. The cops know about them. The people in their neighborhoods know about them. The lawmakers know about them. But as long as there is at least a thin veneer of nightclub, everyone looks the other way.

I went into the building and was met by a receptionist with vivid red lipstick, dorky glasses, and excellent English. She explained the process to me. I paid a small fee and received a key on a wrist lanyard, a white terrycloth robe, and sandals. I was then directed to the locker room, where the attendant had the grace to turn his back to me as I stripped and donned the robe and sandals.

I then entered an elevator to the third floor and entered the boite. A boite is the bar in a brothel where the women hang out. It was a little after 3:00 in the afternoon and I was the first person there. I ordered a caipirinha, the national cocktail of Brazil, a mixture of cachaca, sugar, and muddled limes.

I had only taken a few sips when a woman walked in. Brown skin, tattoos, siliconed tits and ass, and a see-through fishnet bathing suit. She sat next to me and introduced herself as Ursula. We made small talk. She told me she was from Salvador Bahia, a city well north of here with a predominantly Afro-Brazilian population.

Soon we were making out right at the bar. She was a good kisser. My hands roamed freely over her body. She slid a hand under my robe and found me hard and ready. I wondered if the bartender was watching us, but I didn't really care.

After about five minutes of that, I made up my mind. I leaned in close to her ear.

"I want to ask you something," I said. "Do you offer anal sex?

She didn't hesitate. "Oh yes," she said, as if I'the asked her if sugar is sweet.

And so we walked up a circular staircase to the fourth floor. She produced a key and unlocked a door. Inside was a small room with an en suite bathroom and shower. Though I'the showered just before leaving my hotel, I rinsed off, dried off, and laid down face up on the bed.

Amy Winehouse's Back to Black album played softly in the background.

Without a word, Ursula laid down between my legs and began sucking my cock. She was very good. Deep. Not even a hint of teeth. Then she lowered her face and began rimming me. Damn, what is it with these Brazilian women who are so into rimming? It was heaven. Then she started playing with my ass. When I moaned in appreciation and encouragement, she donned a finger condom, lubed it up, and slid it in while sucking me. This was almost the same repertoire I'the had yesterday. A man could easily get addicted.

My thighs were trembling as her head bobbed and her finger probed. I couldn't take much more. "I want your ass," I said.

She straddled me and tore open a regular condom wrapper with her teeth, fitted it on my prick, squirted some lube into her hand, and reached around to grease up her butthole.

She lowered herself onto me. I could feel her sphincter tighten up as I first entered her, but then slipped in deeper, breaching her last line of defense. She rode me while I groped her tits. She ground that big Brazilian bunda right against my pubic bone. She was totally anally impaled. I could feel her asshole clenching me. I reached up and squeezed her tits and pinched her nipples. I couldn't take anymore—I came barking with delight.

What fun.

If I'the pushed things, I would have preferred to take her doggie-style (en quattro). But having been with anal working girls before, I know they prefer to be on top so as to control the action and avoid injury. If I see her again, I'll try it.

This being Brazil where anal is so common it's pretty much expected, there was no upcharge for the back door.

She also told me her real name and gave me her number. Man, if you were here, we could do her together next time. I've got one more full day and one partial day before I return home.

[The Cane]

I checked out a brothel just down the street from my hotel this afternoon. It's called Termas Monte Carlo.

https://termastmc.com.br

Prostitution is legal in Brazil, but third parties profiting from prostitution is not. To get around this, Brazilians invented the "termas," a brothel thinly disguised as a nightclub. The cops know about them. The people in their neighborhoods know about them. The lawmakers know about them. But as long as there is at least a thin veneer of nightclub, everyone looks the other way.

I went into the building and was met by a receptionist with vivid red lipstick, dorky glasses, and excellent English. She explained the process to me. I paid a small fee and received a key on a wrist lanyard, a white terrycloth robe, and sandals. I was then directed to the locker room, where the attendant had the grace to turn his back to me as I stripped and donned the robe and sandals.

I then entered an elevator to the third floor and entered the boite. A boite is the bar in a brothel where the women hang out. It was a little after 3:00 in the afternoon and I was the first person there. I ordered a caipirinha, the national cocktail of Brazil, a mixture of cachaca, sugar, and muddled limes.

I had only taken a few sips when a woman walked in. Brown skin, tattoos, siliconed tits and ass, and a see-through fishnet bathing suit. She sat next to me and introduced herself as Ursula. We made small talk. She told me she was from Salvador Bahia, a city well north of here with a predominantly Afro-Brazilian population.

Soon we were making out right at the bar. She was a good kisser. My hands roamed freely over her body. She slid a hand under my robe and found me hard and ready. I wondered if the bartender was watching us, but I didn't really care.

After about five minutes of that, I made up my mind. I leaned in close to her ear.

"I want to ask you something," I said. "Do you offer anal sex?

She didn't hesitate. "Oh yes," she said, as if I'the asked her if sugar is sweet.

And so we walked up a circular staircase to the fourth floor. She produced a key and unlocked a door. Inside was a small room with an en suite bathroom and shower. Though I'the showered just before leaving my hotel, I rinsed off, dried off, and laid down face up on the bed.

Amy Winehouse's Back to Black album played softly in the background.

Without a word, Ursula laid down between my legs and began sucking my cock. She was very good. Deep. Not even a hint of teeth. Then she lowered her face and began rimming me. Damn, what is it with these Brazilian women who are so into rimming? It was heaven. Then she started playing with my ass. When I moaned in appreciation and encouragement, she donned a finger condom, lubed it up, and slid it in while sucking me. This was almost the same repertoire I'the had yesterday. A man could easily get addicted.

My thighs were trembling as her head bobbed and her finger probed. I couldn't take much more. "I want your ass," I said.

She straddled me and tore open a regular condom wrapper with her teeth, fitted it on my prick, squirted some lube into her hand, and reached around to grease up her butthole.

She lowered herself onto me. I could feel her sphincter tighten up as I first entered her, but then slipped in deeper, breaching her last line of defense. She rode me while I groped her tits. She ground that big Brazilian bunda right against my pubic bone. She was totally anally impaled. I could feel her asshole clenching me. I reached up and squeezed her tits and pinched her nipples. I couldn't take anymoreI came barking with delight.

What fun.

If I'the pushed things, I would have preferred to take her doggie-style (en quattro). But having been with anal working girls before, I know they prefer to be on top so as to control the action and avoid injury. If I see her again, I'll try it.

This being Brazil where anal is so common it's pretty much expected, there was no upcharge for the back door.

She also told me her real name and gave me her number. Man, if you were here, we could do her together next time. I've got one more full day and one partial day before I return home.Travis McGee discovers the delights of "sexo anal" in Brazil hahaha!

[DasBooty]

What fun.

If I'the pushed things, I would have preferred to take her doggie-style (en quattro). But having been with anal working girls before, I know they prefer to be on top so as to control the action and avoid injury. If I see her again, I'll try it.

This being Brazil where anal is so common it's pretty much expected, there was no upcharge for the back door.

Your post reminds me of my first time at MC in 2015. The girl went from BJ to anal like it was nothing special and at no extra cost, which was a stark contrast to FKK's.

[Vagabundo1]

Kira Noir Deux Creampie, Nia Nacci Quatro Creampie.

Man, there is nothing quite like breeding negras. Vagabundo got a picture taken with the real Kira Noir at AVN 2019 or 2020. But now he is on Kira Noir Deux, a prive girl who dates from 2023. She was negra #5 that Vagabundo was texting today when he took the metro from metro jardim oceanico to centro. Midori Deux said she would come to centro, but she left a gap of 1. 5 hours when Vagabundo got some wood and was ready to fuck.

So Vagabundo popped into a prive and found that Kira Noir was working, today, the last day of carnival, or close to it.

Nia Nacci Quatro was saying she would do pernoite, but she said she would contact Vagabundo later.

Nia Nacci Tres answered but was not in the Centro trash terma where she works across the street from Darkroom, which was closed.

So, Vagabundo having poked his head into the Secret Termas where there were some fuckable spinners went to the Hotel Rio Sevilha at Rua the Andrades 127, and Kira Noir 2 showed up right on time.

Vagabundo paid for an hour, 65 reais. I kind of hate being rushed, but she has class at 19 h in Zona Norte. We showered, I stroked my dick across her little negra booty. We fucked in all positions for 15 or 20 minutes, and when she looked back and said don't cum inside of me, I did. Fuck it. Felt great. Then she gave me a 20 minute backrub which was pretty good. Hit all the little sore shoulder bones from hitting the heavy bag during training muay thai with zero ounce leather fireman's gloves for an hour last year. Got the lower back, legs, feet. Then we fucked again, all the while vibing herself with the little mini vibe that Dreman brought, I having lost the one that JimmyBoy brought me from way back at the end of 2023. I lost it in a vertex men's standard tactical belt when it slipped out in a uber to Paris Cafe that another ISGer brought me. I've since found that a SOCP dagger fits great in that little belt, and also fits inside shorts. But the vibe is a good thing to have work because she came.

Anyway, we fucked again I didn't really shoot another load. I must be out of training. I hit Muay thai for only an hour last week, and it was canceled on Tuesday this week when, I being boring, was the only athlete to show up to the gym, of course. I am kind of looking forward to my usual Tuesday / Thursday pattern of fucking bareback some hoar in a centro prive for up to 2 hours of actual fucking and then 1 or 2 hours of muay thai training. But that will take some work, diet, rest, and discipline to work up to in 2025. University girls are great, and they are an incentive to get back in shape after the summer which thankfully now is fading into the best time to be in Rio.

So we fucked for another 10 minutes, and then we hit the road. I took the metro back to metro jardim oceanico, got a acai and sandwich at a store in the metro, and then caught a very expensive 100 BRL uber back to Recreio.

So it ends up being 315 reais including the hotel for 40 minutes of sex and massage.

[Travis McGee]

I returned to the Eden Spa and again chose Ruby — but I also added a second girl, Suela. She is slender and light brown like Ruby, but has siliconed tits.

The three of us went to a room and undressed. At first we were all just rolling around the bed feeling each other, stroking each other. I was quickly aroused. Their skin was creamy soft, their nipples little brown juts of tender flesh.

I had no plan, no specifics in mind. But they must have intuited what I like, because soon Suela was sucking my cock while Ruby was rimming me. This is a treat I've only had once before and it is absolutely mind-blowing.

The two women exchanged places — and then again, and then again, and so on. A deep greedy mouth on my cock, a flickering probing tongue on my asshole.

I could only hold out for about ten minutes before I came in Ruby's mouth while Suela was snaking her tongue up my ass.

Then the women gave me a lovely four handed massage. We stroked each other. We were goofy with each other, pantomiming and making silly faces.

I tipped them both well and said goodbye. Not sure If I will ever return to these parts, but if I do, I will try to find them again.

[Vagabundo1]

Triple 69!

With two girls, there are 3 possible 69 combinations.


I returned to the Eden Spa and again chose Ruby but I also added a second girl, Suela. She is slender and light brown like Ruby, but has siliconed tits.

The three of us went to a room and undressed. At first we were all just rolling around the bed feeling each other, stroking each other. I was quickly aroused. Their skin was creamy soft, their nipples little brown juts of tender flesh.

I had no plan, no specifics in mind. But they must have intuited what I like, because soon Suela was sucking my cock while Ruby was rimming me. This is a treat I've only had once before and it is absolutely mind-blowing.

The two women exchanged places and then again, and then again, and so on. A deep greedy mouth on my cock, a flickering probing tongue on my asshole.

I could only hold out for about ten minutes before I came in Ruby's mouth while Suela was snaking her tongue up my ass..

[Turgid]

Your post reminds me of my first time at MC in 2015. The girl went from BJ to anal like it was nothing special and at no extra cost, which was a stark contrast to FKK's.I think Brazil is the only country in the world where anal is at no extra cost.

[OccMonger]

I do not monger often. This is my first report (but not my first mongering trip). I was in Rio for the Carnaval with a group of non-mongering friends and had a chance to sneak away in between twice.

First stop was at Delirio Oriental Spa in Copacabana close to my hotel. Upon reaching them I was ushered into a room with a very small bed and a chair. They only had two girls available. Bruna and Poliana. Bruna is shorter and dark skinned. She was much more friendly during the presentation. However Poliana was well reviewed in these forums and so I chose her. I also asked for a better room, and was taken to one with a bigger bed. Poliana arrived and asked if I would like to shower. With the heat in Rio, I decided it would be best to. Their setup is a bit strange. The girl essentially tries to make sure that there are no other mongers in the hallway while you are making your way through it sometimes almost naked because the towels they have don't cover anything. Once in the room Poliana was very friendly and did not place any restrictions (deep kisses, BBBJ, multiple positions). The half an hour was well spent with her (160 BRL, roughly USD 28). There was an AC in the room, and even though it was switched on I don't think it was helping with the heat.

On another day, I stopped by at Dark Room. The entrance to the building of this place was extremely difficult to find. Thankfully a forum member had posted detailed instructions a few days back which really helped. I had contacted them previously through their website (for the noobs, it was very easy. Just click the Whatsapp button there; It will prefill a message for you and you just need to hit send.) They responded quickly and sent over pictures of all the girls that were available. On my way there, I thought about going with Angel (a dirty haired blonde). Once I got there, I saw another girl in the hallway in a complete state of undress and she looked amazing. During the presentation, got to know the girl I just passed was Laura. In the picture shared earlier, her face was covered with a mask and so was not quite visible. Chose her and it was an amazing session. She has a smoking hot body with the typical bikini tan lines. On my way out I asked her if she would be available the next day, and she said that they're going to be closed (due to the Carnaval). The DarkRoom was much better than the spa I initially went to with a wider array of choices, and I would have gladly gone back. Facility wise, the AC here was also better and functional.

[Leak Her Pics]

I returned to the Eden Spa and again chose Ruby but I also added a second girl, Suela. She is slender and light brown like Ruby, but has siliconed tits.

The three of us went to a room and undressed. At first we were all just rolling around the bed feeling each other, stroking each other. I was quickly aroused. Their skin was creamy soft, their nipples little brown juts of tender flesh.

I had no plan, no specifics in mind. But they must have intuited what I like, because soon Suela was sucking my cock while Ruby was rimming me. This is a treat I've only had once before and it is absolutely mind-blowing.

The two women exchanged places and then again, and then again, and so on. A deep greedy mouth on my cock, a flickering probing tongue on my asshole.

I could only hold out for about ten minutes before I came in Ruby's mouth while Suela was snaking her tongue up my ass..This is Crazy to hear, I think I may have to cancel my next trip to Colombia and head to Brazil. Any hints on what Ruby looks like?

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo creampied callsign catwoman cherry torn, 230/40 for 6 ish cost per fuck per minute.

Vagabundo is looking to move to Gavea for logistical reasons.

Prices are inflated for property.

Back to full hour of muay Thai, with kicking, after the good cardio from callsign catwoman.


I do not monger often. This is my first report (but not my first mongering trip). I was in Rio for the Carnaval with a group of non-mongering friends and had a chance to sneak away in between twice.

First stop was at Delirio Oriental Spa in Copacabana close to my hotel. Upon reaching them I was ushered into a room with a very small bed and a chair. They only had two girls available. Bruna and Poliana. Bruna is shorter and dark skinned. She was much more friendly during the presentation. However Poliana was well reviewed in these forums and so I chose her. I also asked for a better room, and was taken to one with a bigger bed. Poliana arrived and asked if I would like to shower. With the heat in Rio, I decided it would be best to. Their setup is a bit strange. The girl essentially tries to make sure that there are no other mongers in the hallway while you are making your way through it sometimes almost naked because the towels they have don't cover anything. Once in the room Poliana was very friendly and did not place any restrictions (deep kisses, BBBJ, multiple positions)..

[Bravo]

I tipped them both well and said goodbye. Not sure If I will ever return to these parts, but if I do, I will try to find them again.If you want to tip the girls, tip them by returning and selecting them for another session. Please do not tip the girls for providing a service that you are paying them to perform!! There is a reason why every prive I went to this year, the girls were asking me for a tip before I left, something they never did in the past.

[Xpartan]

I think Brazil is the only country in the world where anal is at no extra cost.Not that it's never at no cost, and in the last two years I heard no anal more often than before.

[Xpartan]

If you want to tip the girls, tip them by returning and selecting them for another session. Please do not tip the girls for providing a service that you are paying them to perform!! There is a reason why every prive I went to this year, the girls were asking me for a tip before I left, something they never did in the past.Bring chocolate candy, cheap jewelry or small perfume and it will be equally appreciated.

[SoberHans69]

This is Crazy to hear, I think I may have to cancel my next trip to Colombia and head to Brazil. Any hints on what Ruby looks like?I don't understand why Colombia gets so much hype as Brazil is better in pretty much everyway. Better infrastructure, better food, more diversity in the women's looks, the women are better in bed amongst other reasons.

The only thing I can think of why people prefer Medellin to Rio or Sao Paulo, is if they like the 'Facebook' girls that they want to pretend aren't hookers.

[Turgid]

I don't understand why Colombia gets so much hype as Brazil is better in pretty much everyway. Better infrastructure, better food, more diversity in the women's looks, the women are better in bed amongst other reasons.

The only thing I can think of why people prefer Medellin to Rio or Sao Paulo, is if they like the 'Facebook' girls that they want to pretend aren't hookers.I think Colombia being cheaper in every respect has something to do with it.

[World Travel 69]

I have found out if you call a hotel, ask them.

For your Safety, it is best to have them check in at the desk.


Fellow Monger,

I wonder what hotels are girl friendly with or with an extra charge preferable under $200/ night LOL.

So far I've read that friendly ones are: Pestana RJ in Copacabana, and Ibis Posta 5, Windsor California Copacabana, Windsor Copa?.

[Combo]

I don't understand why Colombia gets so much hype as Brazil is better in pretty much everyway. Better infrastructure, better food, more diversity in the women's looks, the women are better in bed amongst other reasons.

The only thing I can think of why people prefer Medellin to Rio or Sao Paulo, is if they like the 'Facebook' girls that they want to pretend aren't hookers.Half the distance from the US helps as does being Spanish-speaking. But I agree, Brasil is the best place for our hobby.

[The Cane]

Not that it's never at no cost, and in the last two years I heard no anal more often than before.Already I have never had so many girls to say no to anal. And one who told me yes said she wanted more money to perform it!

[Sperto]

I have found out if you call a hotel, ask them.No shit? Really.

[Just Incognito]

Half the distance from the US helps as does being Spanish-speaking. But I agree, Brasil is the best place for our hobby.Distance from USA, Language and most importantly: It's more expensive overall. Flights, rooms and girls all cost more.

[Fudimaar]

If you want to tip the girls, tip them by returning and selecting them for another session. Please do not tip the girls for providing a service that you are paying them to perform!! There is a reason why every prive I went to this year, the girls were asking me for a tip before I left, something they never did in the past.I agree 200%. I would like to politely ask our American friends. Please, please, please do NOT bring your tipping culture to South America.

Tipping in most countries is NOT the norm. Lets keep it that way. Places like Cancun etc have been badly affected by the American tipping.

Culture, and the effect is not good for any of us.

If the girl is good, repeat with her, become her regular, and reward her in that way.

Happy mongering!

[Cool]

I recently visited three termas in Rio.
The system is like German FKKs. However, these Brazilian sauna clubs are buildings with multiple floors (so you need to repeat going up and downstairs to complete all your missions); don't have a buffet; don't have outdoor spaces; no girl is naked / topless.
Centaurus has a small indoor pool with two pool beds but the pool water was just cold when I was there.

An interesting club-specific rule was:
In Solarium, girls are not allowed to approach clients. In Centaurus and Monte Carlo, girls do so.

The overall scale is Centaurus> Solarium> Monte Carlo. Accordingly, the number of girls was proportional (when I visited at least).

Here are prices for 1 HR service as of January 2025. 40 min option is available at cheaper prices.

Monte Carlo.
Entry 150 Room 200 Service 400
If you pay for service with a credit card (CC), there is a CC upcharge of 80.
That means, it is okay to pay the entry and room with a credit card, while paying 400 cash for service to avoid an upcharge.

Solarium.
Entry 150 Room 200 Service 530 Total 880 in CC 800 in cash.
A premium room costs 50 more. Total is 930 in CC, 850 in cash.

Centaurus.
In cash, Entry 160 Room 220 Service 690 Total 1070.
In CC, Entry 180 Room 240 Service 820 Total 1240.MC entry is 180 reais.

[Cool]

Since we're talking about tipping. 2 of 9 girls asked for a tip. But when I offered drinks 3 ladies went rogue and ordered expensive drinks. Seems bad taste for a girl you met 5 minutes ago to order a premium liquor redbull drink. MC doorman asked for a tip too.

[Axel Heyst]

I made the same mistake when I first came to RJ in April 2021 until a few well-known board members set me straight. I did not totally believe them at first, but I started observing my girls looking for signs that they were expecting a tip of some sort after showing me a good time. After my 4th or 5th girl made no indication that they even knew what a tip was, I accepted the fact that Brazil is not a tipping culture and since then I have never tipped or thought about tipping one of my girls no matter how well they treated me. So, don't tip! The last thing any of us wants is to turn RJ or SP into a Pattaya or Bangkok where everybody has their glad hand out looking for a tip for sometimes doing absolutely nada.

[Turgid]

Already I have never had so many girls to say no to anal. And one who told me yes said she wanted more money to perform it!Can anyone explain why this has changed so drastically from even my last trip to Brazil in 2019?

[The Cane]

Can anyone explain why this has changed so drastically from even my last trip to Brazil in 2019?I think a part of it has to do with the part of the country I've been playing in so far (deep South). I'm still around 50% anal sessions at this point though. I need to run some numbers up when I finally get further north to more liberal and wild party town Rio!

[Vagabundo1]

Catwoman Cherry Torn Pernoite.

Notes from my zap group on the pernoite last night. I paid 400 r plus 100 r for uber ida e volta from centro. At 21 h, She comes in, we drop our clothes and go straight to fucking, as the food is being delivered for a half hour of my dick in her pussy warm up. Then we eat, the excellent best salmon dish from casurina with a nice caper sauce for a saucy little dish, then we go back to fucking, and finally after about 60 total minutes I cum. Its a pretty good warm down after my first muay Thai practice in a month the previous day, nature's own natural cardio / pilates. We go to bed, I finally sleep fairly well, and at 04 h, we fuck again for 20 minutes, or maybe just 10 minutes. I realize, too late, that I am not drinking enough water. I'm not smoking weed or drinking alcohol (I do have a alcohol problem and should probably just quit), but I am addicted to exercise, including fucking, which is better anyway. So I make a note to hydrate better in the future, and we go back to sleep. She has to leave at 09 h. I wake up at 08 h30, but I am too tired, not to mention dehydrated and to back to sleep. At 09 h20 she leaves, without the normal morning fuck that I try to get in on a pernoite, but we did fuck at 04 h, which was a strategic mistake in my exercise as sex planning. Well, getting back into the groove. Among the better pernoites notable just for. What. Hydration.

400+100 Uber /80 pernoite Catwoman cpfpm 10.

Fleghorn: pernoite?

Fleghorn: jesus.

Pernoite.

80 minutes of fucking.

Slept well.

Needed to drink more water.

Haha.

[Rio Bob]

Fellow Monger,

I wonder what hotels are girl friendly with or with an extra charge preferable under $200/ night LOL.

So far I've read that friendly ones are: Pestana RJ in Copacabana, and Ibis Posta 5, Windsor California Copacabana, Windsor Copa?

TIA.You might want to include the Marriott, the Fairmont and even the Fasano. This information is from memory from reading this site. I personally prefer Airbnb apartments, I recently stayed in a brand new building at Ave. Atlntica 2692. Seems like the whole building is Airbnb as there are many apartments on the site in this building. Most apartments are oceanfront and ocean views, the door man will register every girl and some even took pictures. I had a girl show up who forgot her ID, she was not allowed in, she was 21 years old. I also had 2 girls show up they were allowed in no problem. There is no key to the front door, they use facial recognition but when drunk doesn't work too good. There's a small pool on the roof plus a gym, lap pool and sauna which I didn't use any. The doors to the apartment is also keyless as a lot of Airbnb use combination locks these days. Some combinations are even controlled by the internet. The apartments also contain a washer machine which helps to bring less clothes, mine also had a water purifier and coffee machine.

[BenjiGold1999]

Good afternoon or whatever time it is where your at, I am planning a trip with one of my other friends and just wanted to say this thread has helped me a lot especially vagabundo I really appreciate your post, I heard there's a community for people getting ready / already in rio? Is it cool to ask how to get in that group? I'm looking forward to possibly meeting some vets in Rio. Take Care.

Benji.

[Bravo]

A number of years ago, around the time when the dollar finally broke the 4 to one ratio, I had an unbelievable experience at 4 X4. The following employees all wanted a tip on the same damn day.

1) The waitress in the boate asked for a tip.

2) The woman who works on the 2nd floor next to the showers. (she passes out the keys, soap and the towels). She asked for a tip.

3) The girl I took upstairs asked me to tip the woman who cleans the room.

4) The locker room woman asked for a tip.

5) The girls behind the desk who ring up your bill asked if she could keep my 25 reais in change, as a tip.

6) The guy who takes your receipt when you leave the building asked for a tip!!

Do you know why all these brasilians feel entitled to a tip? Because dumb ass gringos go to their country and hand out tips for no damn reason!! Then when the rate fell to 1. 75 R / 1 Dollar. All these guys who had the mentality of "Nobody tells me what to do with my money. I will tip if I want. It's only a couple of dollars and they need the help!" These same jerk offs were crying like little girls that they were being hassled at every location for a tip!

[Xpartan]

I think a part of it has to do with the part of the country I've been playing in so far (deep South). I'm still around 50% anal sessions at this point though. I need to run some numbers up when I finally get further north to more liberal and wild party town Rio!You'll find the disease has spread. Last year I met more non-completas than ever before.

[Xpartan]

You might want to include the Marriott, the Fairmont and even the Fasano. This information is from memory from reading this site. I personally prefer Airbnb apartments, I recently stayed in a brand new building at Ave. Atlntica 2692. Seems like the whole building is Airbnb as there are many apartments on the site in this building. Most apartments are oceanfront and ocean views, the door man will register every girl and some even took pictures. I had a girl show up who forgot her ID, she was not allowed in, she was 21 years old. I also had 2 girls show up they were allowed in no problem. There is no key to the front door, they use facial recognition but when drunk doesn't work too good. There's a small pool on the roof plus a gym, lap pool and sauna which I didn't use any. The doors to the apartment is also keyless as a lot of Airbnb use combination locks these days. Some combinations are even controlled by the internet. The apartments also contain a washer machine which helps to bring less clothes, mine also had a water purifier and coffee machine.That's a killer location! What did you pay? Do you mind sharing a link for your listing?

[Degenerate24]

I don't understand why Colombia gets so much hype as Brazil is better in pretty much everyway. Better infrastructure, better food, more diversity in the women's looks, the women are better in bed amongst other reasons.

The only thing I can think of why people prefer Medellin to Rio or Sao Paulo, is if they like the 'Facebook' girls that they want to pretend aren't hookers.It is probably due to the flight prices from the USA, and it is a shorter flight from the continental USA as well. Probably lower prices in general in Colombia as well.

[Rio Bob]

That's a killer location! What did you pay? Do you mind sharing a link for your listing?https://maps.app.goo.gl/c2EnuizAyFis1V9Y9?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

I had a low floor apartment about $225 a day, I was going to let my friend stay with me as I had an extra sofa bed but I noticed same building apartments still available the prices were dropping so I rented him a higher floor apartment at a $100 dollar discount also $225 a couple of days before we arrived.

Not my apartment but in the same building, there are at least 10 apartments in the building on Airbnb.

https://www.airbnb.com/l/NyPG2GES

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo, for his part, is more into the vagina, the pussy, the kunt, especially 19 year old or early 20 bare, hot, warmed up with a vibe, naturally lubricating, for a marathon half or hour fuck with a possible and often creampie finish.

Yes, Vagabundo also has a meier morena who will take it bare up the ass in her anal hole on command, and not only that go repeated ass to mouth, like in a hour 300 r in a certain centro sex motel, a hate fuck as I know she hates me and I hate her, but I love her asshole and her mouth, and yes, once a month or once every two months or in some months when I want once a week, and we have discussed pernoite her ask is 1000 r, but whenever vagabundo wants, she will walk into the room, I will reach into her pants and grab her clit, like a 5 cm clit, strip her, shove me already hard dick into her mouth for a one minute blow job, all after she takes the 300 r on the table and puts it into the phone case as if that protects it somehow, and then by minute two, she is on the bed, ass up, face down, and my dick in her asshole, and then for the next 30 minutes she takes it ass to mouth over and over. Back in 2023, I shoved my dick in her mouth, and put a buttplug up her ass, and now that she is in her early 30's, her ass is no longer virginal, and the plug slipped inside, which meant she left early, had to find a doctor to get it removed somehow, which I felt bad about a little as she didn't have health insurance, but you know, it's a tough biz, I guess, which was too bad as in late 2023, I had been fucking her ass with her hating me and me hating her once a week. I got back to fucking her ass again in 2024, and will in 2025 as she's a rio monument, and long time readers of my posts may figure out who this meier morena is, but her ass, specifically her asshole, her anus, is a minor rio monument, on par for the local mongers with cristo. Last time in late 2024, I creampied her ass, and it gaped, and my seed kind of oozed out, then we cuddled with my fingers on her big clit for 10 minutes, which I don't usually do as I like to fill up all 60 minutes with my dick in her ass, as a kind of heart zone cross training. By the last 10 minutes of the hour, I was again hard and up her ass again. So that's my anal girl, one of them, as nina deponca will take it up the ass.

But mainly, on a weekly basis, vagabundo likes creampie-ing female vaginas, pussies, it keeps a man young, it must be a biological thing, but I am not a doctor.


You'll find the disease has spread. Last year I met more non-completas than ever before.

[Vagabundo1]

Nia Nacci Quatro Creampie and handjob.

So she comes over via uber which is expensive, like 187 r. We plan on 300 r for a perdia until 19 h.

We fuck bareback, I creampie her, just about 20 minutes. She is super cute, young, 19, natural large be cups tits, very pretty face, deep french kissing.

She has some kind of menstrual issue, though, but she wanted the money. Her rent is 350 r! She wants to live out with her family. She then wants to sleep. I being a gentleman let her. I get nice food for us, which is 200 r or more. Then we go to fuck again, and she is like in tears pain when I put my dick in her. So I order her som vagisil or some kind of medication, pay for that too, and then she gives me a handjob, and while ana foxxx plays on my thinkpad getting her black pussy penetrated by a dick, I cum all over my stomach with this pretty girls hands stroking me off, and french kissing me. We decide to repeat, or at least she says she will.

So it goes. Sometimes you hit them right time of the month, sometimes you are the ball. Sometimes you are the bat, sometimes you are the ball. Be the bat, not th ball. Get a large enough harem so they are coming to you and know it is going to be 2 solid hours of creampie kunt jiu jitsu cross training with Coach Vagabundo.

I sent her home on a moto for 100 r.

All in like 700/20 for a cost per fuck per minute that is downright depressing and too horrible to even calculate.

Absolutely stunning black girl, though, and I did get in one creampie. So, that's not bad for a Sunday.

[JasMaster]

I returned to the Eden Spa and again chose Ruby but I also added a second girl, Suela. She is slender and light brown like Ruby, but has siliconed tits.

The three of us went to a room and undressed. At first we were all just rolling around the bed feeling each other, stroking each other. I was quickly aroused. Their skin was creamy soft, their nipples little brown juts of tender flesh.

I had no plan, no specifics in mind. But they must have intuited what I like, because soon Suela was sucking my cock while Ruby was rimming me. This is a treat I've only had once before and it is absolutely mind-blowing.

The two women exchanged places and then again, and then again, and so on. A deep greedy mouth on my cock, a flickering probing tongue on my asshole.

I could only hold out for about ten minutes before I came in Ruby's mouth while Suela was snaking her tongue up my ass..That's crazy I was going to go there, but I have my favorites at RJ massage. Also, my buddy just introduced me to the new massage place that he likes. Good to know the names of the good ones. I went when they opened and they only had 3 girls.

[Turgid]

My first full trip to Rio since Help closed is fast approaching. Its also my first visit to Brazil since covid. I'll be staying for the first time in Barra which I've never even visited before. Apart from Perola Negra are there any places of interest in the vicinity? Of course I'll be sampling the usual suspects but am interested to know of any other venues in the neighborhood.

[Steve 9696]

My first full trip to Rio since Help closed is fast approaching. Its also my first visit to Brazil since covid. I'll be staying for the first time in Barra which I've never even visited before. Apart from Perola Negra are there any places of interest in the vicinity? Of course I'll be sampling the usual suspects but am interested to know of any other venues in the neighborhood.Guess you know you need a visa starting April 10. And hope you are hitting São Paulo. Totally no comparison at all for the girls scene.

[Axel Heyst]

Guess you know you need a visa starting April 10. And hope you are hitting So Paulo. Totally no comparison at all for the girls scene.Hey Steve, Yep, I am getting in one last trip under the buzzer as they say. And after my April SP visit, I will have to pay up. I am thinking that with the visa I might take #1 to BA for a little romantic side trip in November. OMG, I am already thinking about the trip after the upcoming trip. A sure sign of addiction.

To Turgid, I believe Vagabundo spoke well of a terma called Paris Cafe Club over in Recreio dos Banderirantes. It is a little bit tricky because it is both a terma and some kind of swap club on certain nights at certain times. Best to ask him or search for his post before you check it out.

I like Barra the Tijuca especially Praia the Reserva out past the Hyatt. It is a beautiful stretch of natural beach. Solarium is my favorite RJ terma. An Uber to Solarium from Avenida Olegrio Maciel is not too bad. It usually takes around 30 to 35 minutes at 6 pm. The ride to 4 x4 is another story, however. Be prepared for at the minimum a 45 minute ride and more often than not, a longer ride.

Good hunting and oh yeah, I with Steve on this, don't miss SP if you have the time. It is definitely worth the effort and expense to get there. City of Women and all that!

[Nounce]

I don't understand why Colombia gets so much hype as Brazil is better in pretty much everyway. Better infrastructure, better food, more diversity in the women's looks, the women are better in bed amongst other reasons.

The only thing I can think of why people prefer Medellin to Rio or Sao Paulo, is if they like the 'Facebook' girls that they want to pretend aren't hookers.You need to divide men into different categories. You are in one category and not all are in your same category. You can easily find prettier Colombianas who are younger and much cheaper. That in itself is a must for some. It has far larger quantity too. What you see is on the surface, Colombia has a lot of stuff under the surface.

As far as standard Nuru sex is concerned, Asia is going to be better on average as well. They have wet and dry beds, Jacuzzi. They lick almost every inch of your body and you practically don't have to lift a finger during sex if that is what you want. In Bangkok, you can walk out at almost all hours and find girls. They got Asians from different nations, Africans, some white European as well, all for under 100 USD.

[Turgid]

Guess you know you need a visa starting April 10. And hope you are hitting So Paulo. Totally no comparison at all for the girls scene.Steve, I timed it beautifully. I leave tomorrow and return in April. After Help closed I started hitting SP and have been there on numerous occasions. I have planned this trip as Rio only. Something has got me hankering after mulattas with frizzy hair. Looking forward to meeting many this trip. Thanks Axel. When I used to visit Rio full time most of my time was spent in Help and L'uomo. I really like Solarium and Monte Carlo but will also be hitting Centaurus and 4X4. I have actually never been to any establishment outside of the aforementioned and will be seeking to widen my horizons this trip.