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Vagabundo1
03-12-25, 22:02
Catwoman Wednesday.
Vagabundo got in there to Centro early taking a bus and the metro for 10 r, and banged catwoman for 1 h for 230 r. With 35 minutes of actual fucking the cost per fuck per minute was right in there at 6 ish, which is high just due to lack of cardio by Vagabundo who skipped muay thai Tuesday as he was dealing with a bunch of issues, and he smoked some ganja on Monday which he has not been doing as it interferes with the higher high of training kick boxing. Had a good creampie and blew a smaller load on her leg. Another ISGer came in right after and went with catwoman, which is fine, but other isgers are also bidding up the girls that they meet through my guiding them to the secret termas, and that begins to be a little bit of an annoyance. Guys come into town for a week and the best new girls prices go up 25% and they're not available, so.
Generally, the locals are broke af. Seems like every brazilian and indeed every person in my cirlces is asking, begging, pleading for cash.
So there's that.
Well, I finally made it to Rio! And to celebrate, I decided to spend time in one of my favorite places to be in Brazil. Quatro por Quatro (4 x4)! I sessioned with an attractive, dark-haired branca going by "Bela". And how was the action in the room? How about her literally screaming at the very top of her lungs fuck me in the ass like the puta that I am! God damnit only in Brazil! I mean, it was as good as old times. Two-holers are a dime a dozen, but three-holers take it to a whole new level. And Rio is full of three-holers! Some proclaim their love of "breeding" negras. Others profess their obsession with taking brancas in the ass. It's Rio. Do your thing! I swear I can't decide which I like best, Rio or Sampa. It's like trying to choose between children. Impossible! Ever since my first visit to Sampa, any trip I take to Brazil has to involve both Rio and Sampa. Now, there's no doubt in my mind that Scandallo is the baddest puta palace on the planet. No doubt about it! But if you like the porn star experience like I do, then I haven't found anyplace in the world where the tutes deliver the PSE as good as the Brazilian girls do. I mean in Rio the pretty hoors throw down in the room. They like to be called "puta" and fucked in the ass. They will suck you off and puah spit on your dick. You can pull their hair and slap your dick in their faces, and they will respond with "gostoso" and "safado". I mean it was like my first time in Rio all over again LOL! I don't know what to tell you Steve. Except that Seeking sucks LOL! Who needs that when you can travel abroad to a place like Brazil? Already planning my next trip. More on this developing story later (with pics). I knew I was going to run some numbers up here in this motherfucker! Started out right!
SoberHans69
03-13-25, 11:44
Great report Mr Cane, thank you.
Will you be checking out that newish terma in Botafogo, Carribean Zul? There's not many reviews of it on here yet.
Great report Mr Cane, thank you. Will you be checking out that newish terma in Botafogo, Carribean Zul? There's not many reviews of it on here yet.That termas is on my list, and I will report out, if not as a "spot report" then as part of the full report I do at the conclusion of this trip. And thanks for the props!
Steve 9696
03-14-25, 02:41
Well, I finally made it to Rio! And to celebrate, I decided to spend time in one of my favorite places to be in Brazil. Quatro por Quatro (4 x4)! I sessioned with an attractive, dark-haired branca going by "Bela". And how was the action in the room? How about her literally screaming at the very top of her lungs fuck me in the ass like the puta that I am! God damnit only in Brazil! I mean, it was as good as old times. Two-holers are a dime a dozen, but three-holers take it to a whole new level. And Rio is full of three-holers! Some proclaim their love of "breeding" negras. Others profess their obsession with taking brancas in the ass. It's Rio. Do your thing! I swear I can't decide which I like best, Rio or Sampa. It's like trying to choose between children. Impossible! Ever since my first visit to Sampa, any trip I take to Brazil has to involve both Rio and Sampa. Now, there's no doubt in my mind that Scandallo is the baddest puta palace on the planet. No doubt about it! But if you like the porn star experience like I do, then I haven't found anyplace in the world where the tutes deliver the PSE as good as the Brazilian girls do. I mean in Rio the pretty hoors throw down in the room. They like to be called "puta" and fucked in the ass. They will suck you off and puah spit on your dick. You can pull their hair and slap your dick in their faces, and they will respond with "gostoso" and "safado". I mean it was like my first time in Rio all over again LOL! I don't know what to tell you Steve. Except that Seeking sucks LOL! Who needs that when you can travel abroad to a place like Brazil? Already planning my next trip. More on this developing story later (with pics). I knew I was going to run some numbers up here in this motherfucker! Started out right!Haha. Thanks for the shoutout. You have absolutely been killing it in Brasil. And conprehenaive boots on the ground reporting. Bravo.
As to Seekig vs the girl buffet in Brasil. They each have their place. If I had my way I would be 24 x7 fucking hot garotas. No question. But as I am not always I Brasil I make do elsewhere! Whether that is at home or traveling Seeking can always deliver a hot GFE girl in the truest sense (I avoid the pros). Each has its merits. So do it alll!
TattooedTuna
03-14-25, 03:33
Introduction
I'm excited to share my journey as I plan my first trip to Brazil! Over the past few months, I've been diving into forums, reading trip reports, and gathering tips from experienced travelers. This note is a collection of everything I've learned so far, and I hope it can be a helpful guide for others who are new to the Brazil scene, just like me.
I want to make it clear that I haven't personally confirmed all the details in this note, and I don't take credit for the information. A huge shoutout to Mr. Tochka, Mr. Steve 9696, Mr. Anaggie, and Mr. Caneyour insights have been invaluable in helping me piece this together.
As I continue my trip planning, I'll update this note with new information and experiences. If you notice any mistakes or have additional tips, please don't hesitate to correct me or share your thoughts. Let's make this a collaborative resource for everyone exploring Brazil for the first time!
This guide includes everything you need to know for your trip to Brazil, from accommodations and entertainment to transportation, safety tips, and detailed information on escort websites and massage locations.
1. Visa & Travel Documentation
EVisa Requirement: Starting April 10,2024, USA Citizens must obtain an eVisa to enter Brazil.
Cost: $40 USD.
Processing Time: 3-5 business days (apply at least 2 weeks in advance).
Essential Documents: Passport, printed / digital eVisa, government-issued ID, and travel confirmations.
Tip: Store digital backups in Google Drive or email.
2. Accommodation
So Paulo Moema
Noise Considerations: Moema is near Congonhas Airport (CGH), so expect constant jet noise.
Hotels:
Mercure So Paulo Moema Times Square: 100130/ night. Guest-friendly, bar / restaurant downstairs. Moderate noise.
Estanplaza Ibirapuera: 100130/ night. Closer to Clinicas but no bar / restaurant. Moderate noise.
Wyndham near Ibirapuera Mall: $100/ night. Noise reduced but not eliminated.
Airbnb:
Look for apartments with double-pane windows or soundproofing.
Price: 3045/ night for studios.
Tip: Email hosts to confirm soundproofing features.
Other Areas: Av. Paulista, Vila Marina, and Brooklyn are quieter but farther from Clinicas. Uber rides in the rain can be tiresome.
Rio de Janeiro Copacabana
Luxury Hotels: Fairmont Rio (350500/ night), Fasano Rio (400600/ night), JW Marriott (300450/ night).
Mid-Range Hotels: Windsor California (150200/ night), Pestana RJ (120160/ night).
Budget Option: Ibis Posto 5 (6090/ night).
Airbnb Recommendation: Avenida Atlntica 2692 (225/ night, ocean view, rooftop pool, gym).
3. Entertainment & Activities
So Paulo
Nightlife & Bars:
Casaro: Well-known entertainment venue.
Scandallo: Entry R200 (40 USD), drinks R30 R50 (610 USD).
Spa & Massage: Various local spas and massage parlors.
Rio de Janeiro
Nightlife & Bars:
Mabs Bar (Copacabana): Free entry, drinks R20 R50 (410 USD).
Guacamole (Barra the Tijuca): Entry R50 (10 USD), drinks R25 R40 (58 USD).
Termas (Spa Clubs):
Premium: Solarium, Monte Carlo, Centaurus.
Budget-Friendly: Vila Mimosa (Centro), Blue Room (Centro).
Beaches:
Praia the Reserva (Barra the Tijuca): Less crowded, natural beach.
Posto 2 (Barra the Tijuca): Best for fit girls and talent.
4. Escort Websites
Barra VIPS Rio: https://www.barravipsrio.com.
Rio Sex Site: https://www.riosexsite.com.
Fatal Model: https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-rj (They come to you).
Photo Acompanhantes: https://www.photoacompanhantes.com.
5. Massage Locations
Espao Terapias: https://espacoterapias.com.br (You go to them).
Duda Massagem: Av. Rio Branco 156, Centro, Sala 3320.1 h: R200,30 min: R170.
Onix Terapias: Av. Rio Branco 156, Sala 2235.1 h: R170,30 min: R140. https://onixterapias.com (Choose VIP room).
Studio Malibu: Av. Rio Branco 156, Sala 606.
Belprazer: Av. Rio Branco 185, Sala 2114.1 h: R180,30 min: R140. Clean rooms with AC and shower. Highly recommended.
Dark Room: Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Floor 20.1 h: R140,30 min: R100. https://www.darkroom.com.br.
Espacio Terapias: Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Sala 1417.
Eden Spa Copacabana: Av. Nossa Sra de Copacabana 583, Sala 401.1 h: R200,30 min: R140. https://www.edenspa.com.br.
Delirio Oriental: Rua Hilario de Gouveia 66, Sala 201.1 h: R200,30 min: R150. https://deliriooriental.com.br.
6. Termas & Nightclubs
Termas 4x4: Rua Buenos Aires 44, Centro. Entry: R70,30 min: R350. Best time: 5-8 PM for full lineup.
Centro de Lazer MV30 Club: Rua Mairink Veiga 30, Centro. Entry: R10,30 min: R150.
Uphouse Nightclub: Av. Mem de S 89, Lapa. Entry: R10,30 min: R150,1 h:300.
Club 502: Rua Alfandega 55, Centro. Entry: R10,30 min: R170.
Dolce Vita: Av. Atlantica 1424. Not recommended.
7. Transportation
Uber/99: Safe and affordable.
Airport to Copacabana: R60 R120 (1225 USD).
Short trips: R15 R40 (38 USD).
Metro (So Paulo): R4. 40 (1 USD) per ride. Not 24/7.
Taxis: Use only official taxis or apps like Taxi Rio. Risk of overcharging.
8. Safety & Tips
Pickpockets: Common in Copacabana, Lapa, and public transport.
ATMs: Use only inside banks to avoid skimming fraud.
Guest Registration: Some hotels require guest ID registration.
Fake Uber Drivers: Always verify license plate and driver details.
9. Tipping Guidelines
Not Expected: Tipping is not customary in Brazil.
Alternative: Bring small gifts like chocolates, perfume, or accessories.
If Tipping:
Bartenders / Waiters: R5 R20 (14 USD).
Hotel Staff: R10 R20 (24 USD).
10. Key Reminders
Termas Best Time: 5-8 PM for full lineups.
Prives Hours: Monday-Friday (10 AM-10 PM), Saturday (10 AM6 PM), closed Sundays.
WhatsApp Bookings: Many massage spots and private clubs accept bookings via WhatsApp.
Carnival: Termas may be closed during Carnival (check ahead).
Introduction
I'm excited to share my journey as I plan my first trip to Brazil! Over the past few months, I've been diving into forums, reading trip reports, and gathering tips from experienced travelers. This note is a collection of everything I've learned so far, and I hope it can be a helpful guide for others who are new to the Brazil scene, just like me.
If you're asking for tips, I'd put SP in the SP forum and Rio in the Rio forum. Not just because this is the way it's supposed to be, but because the notes you might receive would be better organized for your own convenience.
A few thoughts.
1. I have no idea what this Blue Room is, does anyone?
2. All "massage" places you listed sans the first one are bordellos.
3. VM is not a terma or club; it's a terribly run-down, although relatively safe area. Think how Amsterdam Red-Light District and its residents would look in Jeronimo Bosch's paintings. However, there is a good club / bordello called Mosaico next to VM.
4. What's Guacamole? Never heard of that.
5. There are much cheaper and good vacation rentals in Copa.
6. I highly recommend Termas 4 x4. First tier, but cheaper than others and fun.
7. Many popular clubs are missing in your list, so I would recommend some additional reading if you have plenty of time in Rio. For just a few days, your list will do.
8. The Carnival is over.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/c2EnuizAyFis1V9Y9?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy
I had a low floor apartment about $225 a day, I was going to let my friend stay with me as I had an extra sofa bed but I noticed same building apartments still available the prices were dropping so I rented him a higher floor apartment at a $100 dollar discount also $225 a couple of days before we arrived.
Not my apartment but in the same building, there are at least 10 apartments in the building on Airbnb.
https://www.airbnb.com/l/NyPG2GESThanks!
Quite honestly I thought that's a bit too pricey for 1 bdrm, but then I clicked on the pictures. Wow, what an awesome place!
Haha. Thanks for the shoutout. You have absolutely been killing it in Brasil. And conprehenaive boots on the ground reporting. Bravo.
As to Seekig vs the girl buffet in Brasil. They each have their place. If I had my way I would be 24 x7 fucking hot garotas. No question. But as I am not always I Brasil I make do elsewhere! Whether that is at home or traveling Seeking can always deliver a hot GFE girl in the truest sense (I avoid the pros). Each has its merits. So do it alll!Well my Seeking membership expires the end of this month. And I won't be renewing. Do your thing!
If you're asking for tips, I'd put SP in the SP forum and Rio in the Rio forum. Not just because this is the way it's supposed to be, but because the notes you might receive would be better organized for your own convenience.If he would like to keep the information all in one place, and I can understand why someone might want to do that, then another option for a post of this sort is to use "General Information". I've done that before myself when I wanted to write about more than one destination in the same post.
Well, I've settled into my hotel in Barra the Tijuca. My main reason for staying here is because the price for a good hotel in Copacabana is a bit more than I'm willing to pay. I'm far from the action but Uber to Copacabana should not be too bad. I really like this part of Rio, lots of hot girls out and about. Its my fault for not acquiring Portuguese language skills.
I spent five days in Rio during Carnival. My recommendation is to stick to the Termas, though sometimes you might find freelancers at Mab's Copacabana.
Here's a brief review:
Brazilians tend to be more open-minded, and deep kissing is common.
As for the TermasSolarium, Centaurus, and Monte Carlothey are similar to small FKK clubs. On the first floor, you change and take a shower. The second floor has a bar with girls, and the third floor consists of rooms. The total cost, including entry, room, and service, is typically between 800-1000 BRL. The girls are generally of good quality.
Termas Up House Night Club in Lapa is really bad.
Most spas, on the other hand, tend to have lower-quality girls and small cubicles with little privacy you can often hear banging from the next room, and many don't have showers. These places are mostly located in central, somewhat deserted commercial buildings a bit scray where you need to show ID to security to access the elevator and find the spa. Prices are around 170 BRL for 30 minutes and 220 BRL for an hour. The SPAs I visited Eden, Copa Rio, Dark Room, Belprazer, and Onix Terapiaswere disappointing, so I didn't go through with anything.
For exchanging currency, I recommend withdrawing Brazilian Reais from ATMs since local exchange rates are generally poor.
By the way, if you're interested in wildlife, Praa the Repblica. Campo de Santana has a lot of capybaras!
TattooedTuna
03-14-25, 17:18
If you're asking for tips, I'd put SP in the SP forum and Rio in the Rio forum. Not just because this is the way it's supposed to be, but because the notes you might receive would be better organized for your own convenience.
A few thoughts.
1. I have no idea what this Blue Room is, does anyone?
2. All "massage" places you listed sans the first one are bordellos.
3. VM is not a terma or club; it's a terribly run-down, although relatively safe area. Think how Amsterdam Red-Light District and its residents would look in Jeronimo Bosch's paintings. However, there is a good club / bordello called Mosaico next to VM..Appreciate the insights! I'll post in the right forums next time for better organization. Noted on the massage spots, VM, and Mosaico—good to know. Guacamole is a Mexican bar, was just curious if anyone had been. And yeah, I intentionally labeled them as 'massage' so I could use an AI tool to sort them more easily, LOL. Thanks again!
MongerHunger
03-14-25, 17:25
Thanks!
Quite honestly I thought that's a bit too pricey for 1 bdrm, but then I clicked on the pictures. Wow, what an awesome place!There's plenty of nice places in Rio to stay at much better rates than that. I wouldn't pay those rates either.
I spent five days in Rio during Carnival. My recommendation is to stick to the Termas, though sometimes you might find freelancers at Mab's Copacabana. Most spas, on the other hand, tend to have lower-quality girls and small cubicles with little privacy you can often hear banging from the next room, and many don't have showers. These places are mostly located in central, somewhat deserted commercial buildings a bit scray where you need to show ID to security to access the elevator and find the spa. Prices are around 170 BRL for 30 minutes and 220 BRL for an hour. The spas I visited Eden, Copa Rio, Dark Room, Belprazer, and Onix Terapiaswere disappointing, so I didn't go through with anything.Oh you're on the "shit list" now LOLOLOL!
KyivBound1986
03-14-25, 21:37
At the airport in Rio now, heading home tonight to Europe / sex prison. Was here for two weeks. As always seems to be the case here in Brazil nothing went to plan. I will try give an idea of what I got up to the past two weeks. I feel like I need to go home in a wheelchair! I am 38 for context.
For whatever reason I felt the women in Monte Carlo thermas in Copacabana were the hottest. It may have had a few different women just for carnival. I must have gone 5 or 6 times and banged maybe 12-15 women there. Plenty of them open for anal. I banged two girls twice (anal) and another one once (anal). The rest was normal sex (by Brazilian standards) – so chaotic! A lot of CIM in Monte Carlo. I didn't do any facials here. One took a video in the room of her giving me a BJ and CIM. She sent it to me on whatsapp but then deleted it! Another one came to my hotel during the day as well!
I went to Solarium thermas once (10-minute taxi from Ipanema). I didn't think it was great. Was with two here. One anal & facial and the other girl was normal sex and CIM. No anal as I didn't warn her, so she said. Just to note, I was not into anal before this trip. It just seems to happen here..
I went to Centaurus twice (Ipanema). Went with around 6 or so here. Standard was below Monte Carlo in my opinion. It was packed during carnival. One anal here and the rest normal sex. Big upsell in here for drinks and to upgrade the room.
Picked up one girl from Mabs ('restaurant' in Copacabana) and went hotel – this was a mistake. Probably the worst from the trip.
Went Casablanca in Copacabana twice. Was packed during Carnival. Banged one girl here in the dingy room on premises (wasn't great). The other girl I took from here and brought her to my hotel. Standard decent here but expensive.
Went Dolce Vita in Copacabana 2 or 3 times. I liked the chaos of this place. Took 1 girl here to my hotel, another to my Airbnb (mistake as was very drunk so didn't even bang her) and another to the presidential suite in motel panda in Botafogo. This place was unreal. Jacuzzi, pool, sauna. The girl I went with here swallowed three times.
I went to Eden Spa (Room 401) in Copacabana. Price 190 reais. Normal sex and facial but she covered most with her hands. Also went to Room 302 in the same building in Copacabana which was normal sex (again normal by Brazilian standards which is better than anywhere else). More women in Room 401. I think owned by same company.
Never made it to Barra de Tijuca. I was planning to visit Sao Paulo but that didn't happen. Next time I will fly directly to Sao Paulo as I never can leave Rio once I get here. Didn't go 4*4 as I don't like centro.
In summary, must have banged 30 or so in two weeks. Brazilian women are the best in the world by a distance. As for safety, didn't have any problems. Have to work 7 days a week now to recoup money spent!
There's plenty of nice places in Rio to stay at much better rates than that. I wouldn't pay those rates either.An apartment in a good location in Copacabana, 1 bedroom+livingroom+washing machine+good wifi, maximum one block from the beach, should be around 150 reais / might and never more than 200 reais. Not airbnb prices but talk to the porteiros prices. The prices can be much lower if you find the right apartment owners that don't use internet / booking to rent. Remember, don't share those informations as it will ruin for your own fututre renting (I speak of experience).
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Picked up one girl from Mabs ('restaurant' in Copacabana) and went hotel !Is Mabs still the spot to pick up chicas around the beach?
Vagabundo1
03-15-25, 03:38
The same applies to fucking and even more.
I bring new contacts to my favorite prives, trash termas, vm casas, and even give out numbers for some prive regulars and new wingman is polar bear jumping the best girls immediately upon entry, and immediately doing repeated programs with the girls at prices 75 or more percent higher.
Seen this before, and realize, I am the fool in the room.
Remember, don't share those informations as it will ruin for your own fututre renting (I speak of experience).
Vagabundo1
03-15-25, 04:40
Vagabundo blew a load with Anna*Foxxx.
What is the Cost Per Night Per Minute for a 2 Bedroom apartment complete with kitchen, washing machine, two hoars, Catwoman Cherry Torn and Nia Nacci 4 and Kira Noir in Botafogo, Barra Posto 1? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EYmKAs7mzc That is the question. You walk in. You have Catwoman with Nia Nacci on a leash, with a big ass Swastika on her leather jumpsuit, Nia Nazi, see how I did that, laugh now because I am Felipe Ret Bengala. Eu sou Felipe Ret Bengala. Eu sou Go Go Boy. Meninas me paga 500 reais por hora do sexo, porque, por voce, Eu vou fazer um disconto, por voce 300 reais por hora do sexo, com camisinha, sem anal, nao beijos no boca, nao faz massagem, vou xixi no seu boca. Ta bom? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EYmKAs7mzc.
I am putting Nia Nacci 4 into the Swiss Witness Protection Program. Going forward, she is going to live in the Russian Embassy*in*Leblon.
MongerHunger
03-15-25, 05:32
heading home tonight to Europe / sex prison. If you think that Europe is a Sex Prison then you really don't know what a Sex Prison. For starters, prostitution is NOT legal in a Sex Prison. People go to jail for prostitution and for soliciting prostitution in a Sex Prison. It's definitely NOT Europe. I have been to several countries in Europe and there are some good locations to relieve some stress.
There's plenty of nice places in Rio to stay at much better rates than that. I wouldn't pay those rates either.I agree, but if you click on the pics you'll see some top-notch luxurious apartments and the building with luxury hotel amenities. A comparable suite in a 5-star hotel in that location would run in the thousands if you could find it. A $200+ price tag for this kind of quality, smack dab in the middle of Atlantica is not out of line IMHO.
Introduction
I'm excited to share my journey as I plan my first trip to Brazil! Over the past few months, I've been diving into forums, reading trip reports, and gathering tips from experienced travelers. This note is a collection of everything I've learned so far, and I hope it can be a helpful guide for others who are new to the Brazil scene, just like me.
I want to make it clear that I haven't personally confirmed all the details in this note, and I don't take credit for the information. A huge shoutout to Mr. Tochka, Mr. Steve 9696, Mr. Anaggie, and Mr. Caneyour insights have been invaluable in helping me piece this together.
As I continue my trip planning, I'll update this note with new information and experiences. If you notice any mistakes or have additional tips, please don't hesitate to correct me or share your thoughts. Let's make this a collaborative resource for everyone exploring Brazil for the first time!
This guide includes everything you need to know for your trip to Brazil, from accommodations and entertainment to transportation, safety tips, and detailed information on escort websites and massage locations.
1. Visa & Travel Documentation
EVisa Requirement: Starting April 10,2024, USA Citizens must obtain an eVisa to enter Brazil.
Cost: $40 USD.
Processing Time: 3-5 business days (apply at least 2 weeks in advance).
Essential Documents: Passport, printed / digital eVisa, government-issued ID, and travel confirmations.
Carnival: Termas may be closed during Carnival (check ahead).Good to see the excellent research. You will enjoy it all, bring your bucket list of everything you ever wanted to try!! Last year on mother day I did a real mother daughter session at Panda motel because it was on the porno bucket list. Or two real sisters blowjob & CIM same time. Bucket list.
We are all still friends, I visit the families we go out to dinner, show and bang all night. At a motel.
Its Brasil — stuff happens, plans change life happens all the time, traffic, rain and sweet things that are professional IoP.
Passport copy.
I do not carry nor present my original passport anywhere except at the airport. I went to the Kalunga store near shopping Shopping Ibirapuera in Moema. They made a color copy of my passport page and laminated it professionally. It looks like an official document. I use that laminated ID everywhere in São Paulo & Rio. Some guys show a copy of the passports on their phones or use expired drivers license. I am not handing over my iPhone is on a leash original passport to some moço working to check ID.
Mr Enternational
03-15-25, 10:33
They made a color copy of my passport page and laminated it professionally. It looks like an official document. I use that laminated ID everywhere in So Paulo & Rio. Some guys show a copy of the passports on their phones or use expired drivers license. I am not handing over my iPhone is on a leash original passport to some moo working to check ID.What are you showing your passport for? In 25 years I don't remember anyone ever asking me for an ID for anything. Maybe to buy a SIM card or at the post office getting my CPF 100 years ago.
Went to a waterfall the other day and the air would saturate every 4 minutes and it would pour down raining. My dad's passport got soaked. I did not know why he had his passport outside. I told him if it got lost how was he going to leave the country. His thought line was that if someone broke in the house, then it could get stolen.
Thanks!
Quite honestly I thought that's a bit too pricey for 1 bdrm, but then I clicked on the pictures. Wow, what an awesome place!The building is located where that single home on Atlantico was. They must have received 10's of millions for that location!
Appreciate the insights! I'll post in the right forums next time for better organization. Noted on the massage spots, VM, and Mosaicogood to know. Guacamole is a Mexican bar, was just curious if anyone had been. And yeah, I intentionally labeled them as 'massage' so I could use an AI tool to sort them more easily, LOL. Thanks again!I had my last two birthday dinners at Guacamole. Its a great mexican spot, with a live mariachi band that walks to each table and performs. You have a shit load of bars and restaurants up and down the street as well.
What are you showing your passport for? In 25 years I don't remember anyone ever asking me for an ID for anything. Maybe to buy a SIM card or at the post office getting my CPF 100 years ago.
Went to a waterfall the other day and the air would saturate every 4 minutes and it would pour down raining. My dad's passport got soaked. I did not know why he had his passport outside. I told him if it got lost how was he going to leave the country. His thought line was that if someone broke in the house, then it could get stolen.Mr E. Always good to have your insights! I take my girlfriend and two hot lesbian garotas to hourly motels, colonial palace, Lush, secrets motel and my favorite in Jabaquara metro Hotel For Lovers. The uber is filled with hot horny garotas and me pulling up to reception. They ask for document. All the gals hand over the green brasilian ID with CPF or phone with digital ID copy. I used to hand over a Vietnamese ID I pick up for fun in the streets of Bangkok with my smiling foto. . Got tired of the stupid long time it was taking for the two receptionist to give us our presidential suite. Cause neither could not figure out what numbers to enter into her computer system, so I switched up to easy to read name and number. Laminated copy and it matched credit card name I was using to pay for everything. My brasilian girlfriend said I need to get things moving. So we can smoke marola, drink, swim, party all night instead of waiting 20 minutes for them mofos to figure stuff out in their computer with unfamiliar ID.
Degenerate24
03-15-25, 23:31
Introduction
I'm excited to share my journey as I plan my first trip to Brazil! Over the past few months, I've been diving into forums, reading trip reports, and gathering tips from experienced travelers. This note is a collection of everything I've learned so far, and I hope it can be a helpful guide for others who are new to the Brazil scene, just like me.
I want to make it clear that I haven't personally confirmed all the details in this note, and I don't take credit for the information. A huge shoutout to Mr. Tochka, Mr. Steve 9696, Mr. Anaggie, and Mr. Caneyour insights have been invaluable in helping me piece this together.
As I continue my trip planning, I'll update this note with new information and experiences. If you notice any mistakes or have additional tips, please don't hesitate to correct me or share your thoughts. Let's make this a collaborative resource for everyone exploring Brazil for the first time!
This guide includes everything you need to know for your trip to Brazil, from accommodations and entertainment to transportation, safety tips, and detailed information on escort websites and massage locations.
1. Visa & Travel Documentation
EVisa Requirement: Starting April 10,2024, USA Citizens must obtain an eVisa to enter Brazil.
Cost: $40 USD.
Processing Time: 3-5 business days (apply at least 2 weeks in advance).
Essential Documents: Passport, printed / digital eVisa, government-issued ID, and travel confirmations.
Tip: Store digital backups in Google Drive or email.
2. Accommodation
So Paulo Moema
Noise Considerations: Moema is near Congonhas Airport (CGH), so expect constant jet noise.
Hotels:
Mercure So Paulo Moema Times Square: 100130/ night. Guest-friendly, bar / restaurant downstairs. Moderate noise.
Estanplaza Ibirapuera: 100130/ night. Closer to Clinicas but no bar / restaurant. Moderate noise.
Wyndham near Ibirapuera Mall: $100/ night. Noise reduced but not eliminated.
Airbnb:
Look for apartments with double-pane windows or soundproofing.
Price: 3045/ night for studios.
Tip: Email hosts to confirm soundproofing features.
Other Areas: Av. Paulista, Vila Marina, and Brooklyn are quieter but farther from Clinicas. Uber rides in the rain can be tiresome.
Rio de Janeiro Copacabana
Luxury Hotels: Fairmont Rio (350500/ night), Fasano Rio (400600/ night), JW Marriott (300450/ night).
Mid-Range Hotels: Windsor California (150200/ night), Pestana RJ (120160/ night).
Budget Option: Ibis Posto 5 (6090/ night).
Airbnb Recommendation: Avenida Atlntica 2692 (225/ night, ocean view, rooftop pool, gym).
3. Entertainment & Activities
So Paulo
Nightlife & Bars:
Casaro: Well-known entertainment venue.
Scandallo: Entry R200 (40 USD), drinks R30 R50 (610 USD).
Spa & Massage: Various local spas and massage parlors.
Rio de Janeiro
Nightlife & Bars:
Mabs Bar (Copacabana): Free entry, drinks R20 R50 (410 USD).
Guacamole (Barra the Tijuca): Entry R50 (10 USD), drinks R25 R40 (58 USD).
Termas (Spa Clubs):
Premium: Solarium, Monte Carlo, Centaurus.
Budget-Friendly: Vila Mimosa (Centro), Blue Room (Centro).
Beaches:
Praia the Reserva (Barra the Tijuca): Less crowded, natural beach.
Posto 2 (Barra the Tijuca): Best for fit girls and talent.
4. Escort Websites
Barra VIPS Rio: https://www.barravipsrio.com.
Rio Sex Site: https://www.riosexsite.com.
Fatal Model: https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-rj (They come to you).
Photo Acompanhantes: https://www.photoacompanhantes.com.
5. Massage Locations
Espao Terapias: https://espacoterapias.com.br (You go to them).
Duda Massagem: Av. Rio Branco 156, Centro, Sala 3320.1 h: R200,30 min: R170.
Onix Terapias: Av. Rio Branco 156, Sala 2235.1 h: R170,30 min: R140. https://onixterapias.com (Choose VIP room).
Studio Malibu: Av. Rio Branco 156, Sala 606.
Belprazer: Av. Rio Branco 185, Sala 2114.1 h: R180,30 min: R140. Clean rooms with AC and shower. Highly recommended.
Dark Room: Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Floor 20.1 h: R140,30 min: R100. https://www.darkroom.com.br.
Espacio Terapias: Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Sala 1417.
Eden Spa Copacabana: Av. Nossa Sra de Copacabana 583, Sala 401.1 h: R200,30 min: R140. https://www.edenspa.com.br.
Delirio Oriental: Rua Hilario de Gouveia 66, Sala 201.1 h: R200,30 min: R150. https://deliriooriental.com.br.
6. Termas & Nightclubs
Termas 4x4: Rua Buenos Aires 44, Centro. Entry: R70,30 min: R350. Best time: 5-8 PM for full lineup.
Centro de Lazer MV30 Club: Rua Mairink Veiga 30, Centro. Entry: R10,30 min: R150.
Uphouse Nightclub: Av. Mem de S 89, Lapa. Entry: R10,30 min: R150,1 h:300.
Club 502: Rua Alfandega 55, Centro. Entry: R10,30 min: R170.
Dolce Vita: Av. Atlantica 1424. Not recommended.
7. Transportation
Uber/99: Safe and affordable.
Airport to Copacabana: R60 R120 (1225 USD).
Short trips: R15 R40 (38 USD).
Metro (So Paulo): R4. 40 (1 USD) per ride. Not 24/7.
Taxis: Use only official taxis or apps like Taxi Rio. Risk of overcharging.
8. Safety & Tips
Pickpockets: Common in Copacabana, Lapa, and public transport.
ATMs: Use only inside banks to avoid skimming fraud.
Guest Registration: Some hotels require guest ID registration.
Fake Uber Drivers: Always verify license plate and driver details.
9. Tipping Guidelines
Not Expected: Tipping is not customary in Brazil.
Alternative: Bring small gifts like chocolates, perfume, or accessories.
If Tipping:
Bartenders / Waiters: R5 R20 (14 USD).
Hotel Staff: R10 R20 (24 USD).
10. Key Reminders
Termas Best Time: 5-8 PM for full lineups.
Prives Hours: Monday-Friday (10 AM-10 PM), Saturday (10 AM6 PM), closed Sundays.
WhatsApp Bookings: Many massage spots and private clubs accept bookings via WhatsApp.
Carnival: Termas may be closed during Carnival (check ahead).The visa cost is $80, expensive.
Pahllus Maximus
03-16-25, 01:25
Most of the buildings in BR are run by minimum wage types who just go through the mindless process without substance. I've seen mongers used expired student cards with no photo etc.
It's dead easy to get stuff in Thailand / Vietnam that looks official, holograms, you name it. Papal Consigliere, James Bond MI6, Fiji / Moldovia drivers license, Ambassador, Pilot or werewolf. Crazy farangs paying baht for plastic lah! Just keep it simple, John Smith, Billy Hayes, Richard Nixon and a made up number. Next trip I might get a dog collar and dress up as a priest ID for brothel visits, though because it is over 18 consenting women they might get suspicious.
USA is going to hell in a handbasket, I think it's time to leave, there is just no good scenario, overtaxed, overpriced and undersexed and mostly uneducated. Sad what the republic became.
WorldTravler98
03-17-25, 01:28
Dude hell of a post thanks!
Will be heading out to RJ at the end of the month. Staying at Barra de Tijuca, thinking of using metro to get around and or buses during daylight. So to recap everyone who is not a Carioca reports better service in Termas than SPAS. One round in a terms is basically 800 to 1000 BRL in comparison to 200 in a SPA. Mixed feelings honestly, anyone recommends either place with bunch of loiras to fuck?
Well, I've been having a blast here. The advantage that Brazil, and Rio in particular, has over the rest of the world is that the garotas have the best bodies in the business. Every woman that I've been with thus far have told me that they workout in the gym and it definitely shows. In fact, I have seen some who can participate in body building competitions. The girl I was with last night (Malu at Monte Carlo) was so toned that I could not pinch a centimeter of skin on her (except her bolt-ONS). I have not been disappointed by service so far. I think the level of service in Rio is above that of Sao Paulo. All that having been said I think there are other countries that beat Brazil in the facial looks department. German FKKs for one. I would also say Colombia is a possibility but the jury is still out on that.
Will be heading out to RJ at the end of the month. Staying at Barra de Tijuca, thinking of using metro to get around and or buses during daylight. So to recap everyone who is not a Carioca reports better service in Termas than SPAS. One round in a terms is basically 800 to 1000 BRL in comparison to 200 in a SPA. Mixed feelings honestly, anyone recommends either place with bunch of loiras to fuck?Hey, I'm staying in Barra da Tijuca as well. Good choice. Unfortunately I can't help you with your decision as I've only been doing termas. Have not even been to Perola Negra yet although its in the vicinity. Hopefully someone will chime in as I may be open to sampling a spa for the first time. Uber to Copacabana is just BRL 45 depending on where you're staying in Barra as opposed to BRL 85 by taxi. Bear in mind depending on where you are staying you may still have to uber to Jardim Oceanico metro stop or to a bus stop. If you are fit you could foot it.
I ate something over the weekend that gave me the shits! Was out of commission Sunday and Monday. It reminds me of my very first trip to Brazil many years ago when I lost a day of "production" after having eaten some sushi. Not sure what caused it this time, but think it was some meat I had at a restaurant. Well, I've been much sicker from food poisoning in the States. Back on it tonight!
BenjiGold1999
03-18-25, 21:44
As the title states this will be my first trip overseas for the hobby I just wanted to know the best place to setup shop for the week, I'm bringing a friend so it'the have to be big enough and also we want a pretty central location. Any recommendations would help we are going in may.
It's kind of funny when people call them spas. Well, I guess they do have showers, LOL.
Vagabundo1
03-19-25, 04:50
Send me a PM.
As the title states this will be my first trip overseas for the hobby I just wanted to know the best place to setup shop for the week, I'm bringing a friend so it'the have to be big enough and also we want a pretty central location. Any recommendations would help we are going in may.
It's kind of funny when people call them spas. Well, I guess they do have showers, LOL.Shared showers. LOL.
Axel Heyst
03-19-25, 12:37
I ate something over the weekend that gave me the shits! Was out of commission Sunday and Monday. It reminds me of my very first trip to Brazil many years ago when I lost a day of "production" after having eaten some sushi. Not sure what caused it this time, but think it was some meat I had at a restaurant. Well, I've been much sicker from food poisoning in the States. Back on it tonight!Getting ill on a trip sucks. I came down with a bad case of bronchitis in Pattaya one time that put me put of action for a week and Omicron in RJ where I felt bad for 3 or 4 days and self-isolated for 10 days total. Your health is the most important thing. Good to hear you are feeling better.
Or is overall quality down in the termas? I think it's some of both. I mean with time I've gotten really, really picky. I know what I like. And if I don't see it then I'm not buying! I'm not one of these mongers using viagra or cialis to try to fuck women who don't even attract me. At the same time, I do believe overall quality is down. I'm just not seeing as many hot women working in the termas like when I first started coming to Brazil, especially brancas. I think I have to finally agree with Steve at this point. Sao Paulo is the current superior destination in Brazil for hooring and wenching!
Vagabundo1
03-20-25, 02:11
Today vagabundo went to meet a porn star at metro general Osório at 14 h in an appointment. She didn't get on WhatsApp until 15 h came out with a guy. I said Hi and talked to her on the street, and then at the cafe. She gave me her room number. As I thought about it I remembered being robbed at knife point by a hoar and a guy in copa. So I took a metro to centro met ISG slim# for a tour. He brought me a socp dagger but not the double edged version I wanted which was sold out on AMZN, and some memory for which I paid in local currency. I had scheduled with Catwoman but she flaked again and went home sick. This is because an hour with vagabundo means 60 minutes or at least 40 of penis in vagina rock and roll. I am a bad client. Jimmyboy a corrupt Vatican account, who looks great for 117.5 years old like Moses from the book of Deuteronomy had probably fucked cat, probably for an hour with his shriveled balls pumping their centurion sperm into her fallopian tubes. The very thought of it is like remembering your parents fuck. Doctor freud call your office. Anyway four of us, making 4 African basketball players all over 6 foot 10 went into EMPório for the presentation, then we went to the secret termas, where we got numbers, grabbed asses, and had a good time. Kira skin noir diamond confirmed for a pernoite and I went to the Muay Thai gym to grab my decathlon brand 70 liter ruck sack. Slim# was so happy he gave me a discount on my guide fee which is usually a FN FiveseveN with 10,000 rounds of armor piercing 5. 7 mm x 28 ammo. I caught a luxury bus back to recreio where I will fuck skin Kira diamond noir like an Italian emperor enslaving Ethiopia for roman Catholic tyrants 1900 years ago. 400+ uber for 230 minutes of raw fucking.
Oh yeah upa gives out PReP.
Vagabundo1
03-20-25, 04:26
Euro college girls do exist in rio.
Well, I've been having a blast here. The advantage that Brazil, and Rio in particular, has over the rest of the world is that the garotas have the best bodies in the business. Every woman that I've been with thus far have told me that they workout in the gym and it definitely shows. In fact, I have seen some who can participate in body building competitions. The girl I was with last night (Malu at Monte Carlo) was so toned that I could not pinch a centimeter of skin on her (except her bolt-ONS). I have not been disappointed by service so far. I think the level of service in Rio is above that of Sao Paulo. All that having been said I think there are other countries that beat Brazil in the facial looks department. German FKKs for one. I would also say Colombia is a possibility but the jury is still out on that.
Vagabundo1
03-20-25, 05:00
Rich clients are taking the best off the market faster due to tech like insta where even 6's and 7's are being asked if they want to do porn.
But there is a never ending stream of 18 year old 10's coming out of zona norte as there always has been.
Or is overall quality down in the termas? I think it's some of both. I mean with time I've gotten really, really picky. I know what I like. And if I don't see it then I'm not buying! I'm not one of these mongers using viagra or cialis to try to fuck women who don't even attract me. At the same time, I do believe overall quality is down. I'm just not seeing as many hot women working in the termas like when I first started coming to Brazil, especially brancas. I think I have to finally agree with Steve at this point. Sao Paulo is the current superior destination in Brazil for hooring and wenching!
Or is overall quality down in the termas? I think it's some of both. I mean with time I've gotten really, really picky. I know what I like. And if I don't see it then I'm not buying! I'm not one of these mongers using viagra or cialis to try to fuck women who don't even attract me. At the same time, I do believe overall quality is down. I'm just not seeing as many hot women working in the termas like when I first started coming to Brazil, especially brancas. I think I have to finally agree with Steve at this point. Sao Paulo is the current superior destination in Brazil for hooring and wenching!I went to Monte Carlo yesterday. Definitely a drop in count, enumeration Loria brancas. Not talking about quality only the countable set hot Loria brancas with secy bundas as in the past. I still had a blast with garotas known for a year or two in MC.
My comparison is Abbobora Clinica in Moema. If a place has more loira brancas or less in comparison. Abbobora had one of the deepest benches of blonde brancas lineup 10-12 in Moema that I experienced, for normal clinicas. Based on count NOT quality.
Scandallo brancas Abbobora clinca.
Monte Carlos brancas < Abbobora brancas.
Getting ill on a trip sucks. I came down with a bad case of bronchitis in Pattaya one time that put me put of action for a week and Omicron in RJ where I felt bad for 3 or 4 days and self-isolated for 10 days total. Your health is the most important thing. Good to hear you are feeling better.I have my share of illness. I have been to emergency room 3 times this year alone. LOL. I have local insurance so I just use them.
Axel Heyst
03-20-25, 16:25
I have my share of illness. I have been to emergency room 3 times this year alone. LOL. I have local insurance so I just use them.Good Health Insurance is a necessity these days. Without it the hospitals will charge you and arm and a leg. My Dad is 94 and I have taken him to the emergency room 4 or 5 times in the last 12 months for UTI & Sepsis. That Sepsis can kill you! Anyway, the hospital bill / charges before Insurance takes over are unbelievable. Hope you are good. Stay healthy!
I went to Monte Carlo yesterday. Definitely a drop in count, enumeration Loria brancas. Not talking about quality only the countable set hot Loria brancas with secy bundas as in the past. I still had a blast with garotas known for a year or two in MC.
My comparison is Abbobora Clinica in Moema. If a place has more loira brancas or less in comparison. Abbobora had one of the deepest benches of blonde brancas lineup 10-12 in Moema that I experienced, for normal clinicas. Based on count NOT quality.
Scandallo brancas Abbobora clinca.
Monte Carlos brancas < Abbobora brancas.If its Wednesday 19 you're referring to then we were there at the same time. I went with a Negra, not the one with the stockings up to the top of her thighs. Saw a couple that I would like to bang but all, including the one I went with, are not really worth the asking price.
You guys are totally correct the talent is down and certainly less than Sao Paulo. However, the service is still top notch. Seriously considering what's available in the prives.
Today vagabundo went to meet a porn star at metro general Osrio at 14 h in an appointment. She didn't get on WhatsApp until 15 h came out with a guy. I said Hi and talked to her on the street, and then at the cafe. She gave me her room number. As I thought about it I remembered being robbed at knife point by a hoar and a guy in copa. So I took a metro to centro met ISG slim# for a tour. He brought me a socp dagger but not the double edged version I wanted which was sold out on AMZN, and some memory for which I paid in local currency. I had scheduled with Catwoman but she flaked again and went home sick. This is because an hour with vagabundo means 60 minutes or at least 40 of penis in vagina rock and roll. I am a bad client. Jimmyboy a corrupt Vatican account, who looks great for 117.5 years old like Moses from the book of Deuteronomy had probably fucked cat, probably for an hour with his shriveled balls pumping their centurion sperm into her fallopian tubes. The very thought of it is like remembering your parents fuck. Doctor freud call your office. Anyway four of us, making 4 African basketball players all over 6 foot 10 went into EMPrio for the presentation, then we went to the secret termas, where we got numbers, grabbed asses, and had a good time. Kira skin noir diamond confirmed for a pernoite and I went to the Muay Thai gym to grab my decathlon brand 70 liter ruck sack. Slim# was so happy he gave me a discount on my guide fee which is usually a FN FiveseveN with 10,000 rounds of armor piercing 5. 7 mm x 28 ammo. I caught a luxury bus back to recreio where I will fuck skin Kira diamond noir like an Italian emperor enslaving Ethiopia for roman Catholic tyrants 1900 years ago. 400+ uber for 230 minutes of raw fucking.
Oh yeah upa gives out PReP.I just wanted to say thank you for the posts. Just reading them is pretty amazing. I am really starting to think you may be the William S Burroughs of our time and place. I have never read anything quite like it, forget forums and such, this is brilliant man. Really thank you!
What travel insurance / hospitals / emergency rooms / specialists in Rio can you recommend or have a personal experience with?
Yes, slightly off topic, but let's face it -- not way off. I stopped leaving the country without a travel insurance about 8 years ago. I used Allianz for years and never had an issue until last year when they refused to reimburse me for a stupid Airbnb fee. It wasn't much, but it still hurt.
I have my share of illness. I have been to emergency room 3 times this year alone. LOL. I have local insurance so I just use them.Nounce, clean out your private messages when you get a chance. You are full and can't accept any new ones.
What travel insurance / hospitals / emergency rooms / specialists in Rio can you recommend or have a personal experience with?During 35 years in Brazil I only had to use brazilian health care a few times. I always have a travel insurance but I never cared to use it. The first time, 1993, I had a parasite (bicho do pé) that had laid egg inside one of my toes, the service was quite primitive as I was in a small village. It was like they took a knife and opened my toe and then a spoon to carve out the parasite and the eggs.
In Rio I got really ill about ten years ago. I went to UPA (Unidade de Pronto Atendimento), Rua Siqueira Campos (close to the metro). UPA really impressed me. I've rarely seen such efficiency in Brazil. When I arrived at UPA they first registered me (bring passport). Very soon they called me to a room where a nurse did a pre-check to see what problem I had. Then I got called to another room where a doctor examined me thoroughly. After that I went to a super hot nurse that gave me an injection in my butt. After that I went to a desk and got some medicine. Everything took about 2 hours and it was all for free.
A friend of mine hade the same health issue. He likes to spend a lot of money so he went Hospital Copa d'Or, on Rua Figueiredo de Magalhães. He got exactly the same service. The difference was that he had long waiting times and his visit took 6 hours. Besides that he payed 800 reais.
So I warmly recommend UPA in Copacabana.
Vagabundo1
03-21-25, 23:25
Oh yeah upa gives out PReP.
Free.
I went to UPA on Aryton Senna in Barra, and it took 1 h20, same efficient process. Hot as fuck doctor. Naturally, I did try to get her number, but not suprisingnly given that I was asking her for a HIV prevention medicine due to my risky sex practices, she declined. If I went back, though, I am sure I could charm her into a swing date on Saturday at Paris Cafe.
After the Trump admin came in (not sure if there is a correlation due to USAID funding cuts), the regular farmacies don't carry PReP, but a pharmacist told me to go to the public health and it worked, and again, it's free.
During 35 years in Brazil I only had to use brazilian health care a few times. I always have a travel insurance but I never cared to use it. The first time, 1993, I had a parasite (bicho do p) that had laid egg inside one of my toes, the service was quite primitive as I was in a small village. It was like they took a knife and opened my toe and then a spoon to carve out the parasite and the eggs.
In Rio I got really ill about ten years ago. I went to UPA (Unidade de Pronto Atendimento), Rua Siqueira Campos (close to the metro). UPA really impressed me. I've rarely seen such efficiency in Brazil. When I arrived at UPA they first registered me (bring passport). Very soon they called me to a room where a nurse did a pre-check to see what problem I had. Then I got called to another room where a doctor examined me thoroughly. After that I went to a super hot nurse that gave me an injection in my butt. After that I went to a desk and got some medicine. Everything took about 2 hours and it was all for free.
A friend of mine hade the same health issue. He likes to spend a lot of money so he went Hospital Copa d'Or, on Rua Figueiredo de Magalhes. He got exactly the same service. The difference was that he had long waiting times and his visit took 6 hours. Besides that he payed 800 reais.
So I warmly recommend UPA in Copacabana.
Vagabundo1
03-21-25, 23:30
Thanks.
Send me a pm.
I just wanted to say thank you for the posts. Just reading them is pretty amazing. I am really starting to think you may be the William S Burroughs of our time and place. I have never read anything quite like it, forget forums and such, this is brilliant man. Really thank you!
Vagabundo1
03-22-25, 04:49
Kira Skin Noir Diamond, breaking her in again.
So I had Kira Skin Noir Diamond over for a pernoite, 400 r plus uber or that was the plan. Actually, since I made the mistake of waiting to 23 h, no ubers would work, so at 05 h, she messages me, and says, I can come over to noon. OK, I had her over, we had a hate fuck, literally arguing with each other and gouging and clenching necks while fucking, her lean, muscled mulatta body writhing in 3 positions, and since Vagabundo coached wrestling and is looking to start jiu jitsu and does train muay thai, he likes fucking a chick who likes to fight. Call me a sick bastard, but it pumps my nads to have a girl insult me while my penis is in her vagina, makes me want to train harder, to wit.
Skin noir asks if I have ganja, which I don't, but I have a half a joint that ann amari or maybe nina deponca or nia nacci quatro had, so she finds it naturally, as she cleans, which is a plus. We only fucked once for 20 minutes. But then, god bless her skinny little narrow negra ass, she cleans, like really cleans, wipes down the horizontals in the kitchen, stows the pots and pans, picks up all the rubbish, and together we toss it out. Now this is beauty.
Then she gives me a massage, like a good massage, using my heavy duty massager from decathlon (which by the way is the best store for rio, leave it to the french).
This is while the washer is running.
About 10 am, though she gets a call from someone claiming to be her father, saying she has to go to the hospital for her avo (grandmother) who has had a heart attack. Either good acting or real, her naked body, which I had been enjoying watching boucing around my apartment like a good french negra maid, naked, with her shaved kunt, shudders. I mean, we are ready for fuck number two, and just like that, she gets her 300 pernoite plus uber (350) and she is gone. We had been fighting because some ISG member who I will not name paid her 1300 r for 4 hours, like what the actual fuck, that is the only thing that truly will send vagabundo into a rage, giving a wingman a number of a girl who fucks like a pro bare and then totally fucking up my pricing.
So, that is 3 nights ago, and today, vagabundo goes into a centro prive (I leave the details vague because I live here and barebacking is technically against house and civil rules and fuck the feminazis if they can't let the kunts open up and take my dick), and in the presentation, out comes kira diamond, and in goes my dick, for 40 minutes total, the whole revel by felipe ret album.
Last night I skipped muay thai to do a pernoite with a girl who it turns out was luring me into ambushes, which in my military mind, I knew, and I therefore mitigated successfully. First she lured me down a street north of presidente vargas to get her bags, about 500 meters in when she started to go up a hill on stairs, I turned around and foot patrolled back past the look outs to a main street. She came out 15 minutes later and we supposedly were going to a hotel, but she was really playing a game to get me to look at my phone, exposing it, as she backed out of our deal for 400 r for pernoite. A guy comes up and tried to snatch the phone, but I had it tied to a vertex SOCP pouch, the smaller one, and then, using some muay thai footwork, I back peddled into said hotel, which knows me. Maybe the fact that I had a shirt that says muay thai on the front detered the attacker from coming after me in that critical moment, or maybe it was that I already had my hands on a knife and elctroshock, or that I was in a kickboxing stance, but I did ok in a situation that I should have seen coming. These kunts are evil. She too had been gringoed by some idiot who overpaid her, and I have already reported her true name and image to my consulate and to a civil police guy, and I plan to prosecute this attempted robbery. So it goes. The phone was tied to my belt with a parachute cord that cost less than a dollar set up for me by ann amari, years ago, who by the way, also remotely calls me an uber when my 99 app is not working.
Anyway, I bang kira skin noir diamond for 40 minutes for 200 reais. There is more of the fucking wrestling (see californication punching and fucking), and in so doing I am reclaiming mastery over part of my harem from the idiot who overpaid and spoiled her. She gives me an excellent 10 minute massage. I mean, she is calling me every name in the book, she tries to end the session early, but I say, it started at 13 h27 and I will call the management, and I finally creampie her in another round of fucking after the massage. I resolve to drop drinking and smoking in favor of the higher high that comes from muay thai.
So, thoroughly fucked out, vagabundo goes to a juice stand, gives them 125 ML of whey protein and has them make a acai protein smoothie, then hops on the metro to his office where he keeps most of his valuable electronics, money, ID, etc. My landlord has like 15 processos including for ameaca, threats, and most of my valuables are not subject to a lock out, which I don't think he would do as I have screenshoted the processos and sent them to my consulate, and told him I have done so. Just playing defense.
From my office, I take a uber home to recreio. Kira skin noir calls and texts me asking for me to do a pernoite with her for 450 r. I tell her tomorrow. So I am on my way to subjecting the mulatta hard bodied wench whom I truly do like to the authority of vagabundo again, which is as it should be in the extended book of deuteronomy on the sabbath. Shabatt shalom mother fuckers.
That's the only way I can describe my latest trip to Rio. It started out great, but was mostly downhill from there. This turned out to be my worst mongering experience in Rio ever! The reason is that I simply did not find enough hot girls (especially brancas) working in the termas as on previous trips. There were some bright spots (Quatro por Quatro, Solarium, Perola Negra), but it was mostly pretty abysmal. I'm talking near empty, low energy clubs featuring mostly fat and / or just plain ugly women! I'm not ready to give up on Rio yet, but I need to play it differently next time if this is how it's going to be. I probably won't stay as long and spend more time in Sao Paulo and exploring other parts of Brazil that interest me. And I think it would be a good idea to stay in some other part of town other than Copa just to bring in some newness and some freshness.
Where did all the hotties go? Vagabundo says they're being snapped up by rich Brazilians before they hit the open market. I think some of it is the lingering effects of COVID too. Lots of girls took it online and never came back. Working from home! Well, I'm not about to fly all the way to Rio just to sit in my hotel trying to find tutes via the Internet! I don't know. Have to find a way to bring back some of the magic of hooring and wenching in Rio. Balboa says it's done! Even in Sampa I found the action not as busy. But I'm going to attribute that to me being there during Carnaval (I won't do that again). I have a few more days in Brazil before wrapping up this otherwise amazing month-long journey (there is more to Brazil to enjoy than mongering). I plan to do some wrap-up trip reports, but don't expect them to be that glowing, fun, and entertaining. I just don't have a lot of quality material to work with this time. Nothing stays the same. It is what it is.
Rio de Janeiro is really an amazing city. I have been here many times before but now I appreciate it even more. The mongering is not as good as it used to be mainly because the quality of girls have declined but fortunately the service remains the same. As time goes on I tend to value the ambience of a destination more than before. The beach, the food, the friendliness of the non-pros have all conspired to make this city a worthy competitor with Pattaya as a destination site for residence. I am already planning my next trip back here even before my visit to Thailand in the summer. You guys who live here are very lucky.
During 35 years in Brazil I only had to use brazilian health care a few times. I always have a travel insurance but I never cared to use it. The first time, 1993, I had a parasite (bicho do p) that had laid egg inside one of my toes, the service was quite primitive as I was in a small village. It was like they took a knife and opened my toe and then a spoon to carve out the parasite and the eggs.
In Rio I got really ill about ten years ago. I went to UPA (Unidade de Pronto Atendimento), Rua Siqueira Campos (close to the metro). UPA really impressed me. I've rarely seen such efficiency in Brazil. When I arrived at UPA they first registered me (bring passport). Very soon they called me to a room where a nurse did a pre-check to see what problem I had. Then I got called to another room where a doctor examined me thoroughly. After that I went to a super hot nurse that gave me an injection in my butt. After that I went to a desk and got some medicine. Everything took about 2 hours and it was all for free.Wow! I've always known that price and quality don't always correlate in our hobby, but I'm pleasantly surprised about this being a case for a free clinic in Brazil. I probably wouldn't risk it on my own. Thanks Sperto!
That's the only way I can describe my latest trip to Rio. It started out great, but was mostly downhill from there. Cane, I think I asked before but it might've not passed the mods: it what establishment did you have bad experiences? Can you share?
Cane, I think I asked before but it might've not passed the mods: it what establishment did you have bad experiences? Can you share?All of them except for Quatro por Quatro, Solarium, Monte Carlo, and Perola Negra. Hit a lot of places. Full report later.
Vagabundo1
03-23-25, 09:33
There are a lot of brancas in Perola Negra and the beaches of barra.
That's the only way I can describe my latest trip to Rio. It started out great, but was mostly downhill from there. This turned out to be my worst mongering experience in Rio ever! The reason is that I simply did not find enough hot girls (especially brancas) working in the termas as on previous trips. There were some bright spots (Quatro por Quatro, Solarium, Perola Negra), but it was mostly pretty abysmal. I'm talking near empty, low energy clubs featuring mostly fat and / or just plain ugly women! I'm not ready to give up on Rio yet, but I need to play it differently next time if this is how it's going to be. I probably won't stay as long and spend more time in Sao Paulo and exploring other parts of Brazil that interest me. And I think it would be a good idea to stay in some other part of town other than Copa just to bring in some newness and some freshness.
Where did all the hotties go? Vagabundo says they're being snapped up by rich Brazilians before they hit the open market. I think some of it is the lingering effects of COVID too. Lots of girls took it online and never came back. Working from home! Well, I'm not about to fly all the way to Rio just to sit in my hotel trying to find tutes via the Internet! I don't know. Have to find a way to bring back some of the magic of hooring and wenching in Rio. Balboa says it's done! Even in Sampa I found the action not as busy. But I'm going to attribute that to me being there during Carnaval (I won't do that again). I have a few more days in Brazil before wrapping up this otherwise amazing month-long journey (there is more to Brazil to enjoy than mongering). I plan to do some wrap-up trip reports, but don't expect them to be that glowing, fun, and entertaining. I just don't have a lot of quality material to work with this time. Nothing stays the same. It is what it is.
Mr Enternational
03-23-25, 10:55
Lots of girls took it online and never came back. Working from home! Well, I'm not about to fly all the way to Rio just to sit in my hotel trying to find tutes via the Internet! I don't know. Have to find a way to bring back some of the magic of hooring and wenching in Rio. Balboa says it's done! You either change with the times or go without. I am sure there were people refusing to leave behind their horse and buggy after cars were invented too.
Can't be mad at someone wanting to work on-call from home instead of sitting bored in a loud dark club being plied with alcohol all day, hoping to get a customer. That shit must be worse than working on a cruise ship. Having to constantly be a party for some guys who in the end my not even want to pay them for sex. Stay home until someone calls to cut to the chase appears to be in their best interest.
Cane, I think I asked before but it might've not passed the mods: it what establishment did you have bad experiences? Can you share?I think performance is not the problem. This is what he said.
The reason is that I simply did not find enough hot girls (especially brancas) working in the termas as on previous trips. If you count all the girls in all termas listed, it probably will be less than the number of girls in Scandallo or Casaroa in Sao Paulo. Even if you go to Scandallo everyday, it will feel stale over a few weeks because the limit imposed by his criteria.
Wow! I've always known that price and quality don't always correlate in our hobby, but I'm pleasantly surprised about this being a case for a free clinic in Brazil. I probably wouldn't risk it on my own. Thanks Sperto!I have been to the public hospital and it is also good for what I need. I sprained my ankle. I went to a nearby hospital and found the proper department. I provided my passport card and waited for my turn. The doctor had me take an x-ray, and told me there was no real physical damage and sent me home. The doctor spoke English too.I made an appointment with my doctor in US and got the same diagnosis. My doctor made an exception to see me for free because he was only licensed in the state I reside and I was in Sao Paulo.
I also saw a doctor in private clinic and it was not cheap. I think I spent more than are $1000 including test.
If you get a good private insurance, the hospital usually are more modern and rooms sometimes are luxurious. I have stayed in a room that is a one bed room suite like a hotel for free from my private insurance. Healthcare, private or public usually is better in large city like Sao Paulo from my experience.
One should put less weight on the bad reviews on google in Brazil or other countries, because it does not reflect the real situation.
I think performance is not the problem. This is what he said. If you count all the girls in all termas listed, it probably will be less than the number of girls in Scandallo or Casaroa in Sao Paulo. Even if you go to Scandallo everyday, it will feel stale over a few weeks because the limit imposed by his criteria.I'm not only interested in brancas. I'm just saying there are hardly any working in the termas these days along with just a lot of plain fat and / or ugly women of all shades. Long ago when I started going to Brazil brancas were always in the vast minority, but there were enough pretty ones on duty, plus very attractive morenas. My favorite termas girl of all times is a morena.
You either change with the times or go without. Can't be mad at someone wanting to work on-call from home.I was pretty clear that I will have to play it differently next time. And nobody is mad. As I said. It is what it is.
I'm not about to fly all the way to Rio just to sit in my hotel trying to find tutes via the Internet! I don't know. Have to find a way to bring back some of the magic of hooring and wenching in Rio. Balboa says it's done! Even in Sampa I found the action not as busy. But I'm going to attribute that to me being there during Carnaval (I won't do that again)...I can't remember saying that "it's done" (Brazil). Though maybe I did while in a bad mood one day, LOL.
I'm back in Brazil tomorrow as a matter of fact, flying a favorite in from SP for a couple days in Rio, then back to the hunt.
I'm a diamond hunter in the lower end venues. I almost always find one.
In SP, Casarao has been great lately for me as well as other scattered places around town.
I'm not a Scandallo guy, though I go at times when a buddy really wants to go.
I normally just chit chat and get numbers.
In Rio, all over Centro and VM, etc. I enjoy it.
Plus I've got a good group of GF's I made over time and just a phone call away.
I do agree about Carnaval time. I usually avoid Brazil at that time.
The parades, the dance, etc are beautiful, I'm just not into crowds and slowness of normal venues at that time.
Enjoy!
I can't remember saying that "it's done" (Brazil). Though maybe I did while in a bad mood one day, LOL.It's gone! Remember now? You said it about Rio (not about Brazil in general). Maybe you were in a bad mood then LOL!
https://youtu.be/dvRwZga4hAE?si=K5uRHfK1RXZx6D9Z
All of them except for Quatro por Quatro, Solarium, Monte Carlo, and Perola Negra. Hit a lot of places. Full report later.Thanks. That's all I need. As long as Tier 1 termas are still good, I'm a happy camper. If I manage to find someone doable at Eden, Bel Prazer / Dark Room or other prives like this, that's a cherry on top.
Cane, I think I asked before but it might've not passed the mods: it what establishment did you have bad experiences? Can you share?
I have been to the public hospital and it is also good for what I need. I sprained my ankle. I went to a nearby hospital and found the proper department. I provided my passport card and waited for my turn. The doctor had me take an x-ray, and told me there was no real physical damage and sent me home. The doctor spoke English too.I made an appointment with my doctor in US and got the same diagnosis. My doctor made an exception to see me for free because he was only licensed in the state I reside and I was in Sao Paulo.
I also saw a doctor in private clinic and it was not cheap. I think I spent more than are $1000 including test.
If you get a good private insurance, the hospital usually are more modern and rooms sometimes are luxurious. I have stayed in a room that is a one bed room suite like a hotel for free from my private insurance. Healthcare, private or public usually is better in large city like Sao Paulo from my experience.
One should put less weight on the bad reviews on google in Brazil or other countries, because it does not reflect the real situation.Thanks for the info. Do you live or work in Brazil? I presume that's the only way to get a private insurance.
I always buy a travel insurance that covers medical expenses up to a certain degree. Of course, it's not ideal, because you're supposed to pay first, then cross your fingers hoping they reimburse you without a hitch.
Mr Enternational
03-23-25, 19:27
I was pretty clear that I will have to play it differently next time. And nobody is mad. As I said. It is what it is.Not saying you in particular. I am saying people in general.
Lover Boy #2
03-24-25, 04:55
The visa cost is $80, expensive.The new Visa year is 2025.
Vagabundo1
03-24-25, 07:53
Does this mean the visa requirement is pushed back another year to April 2025?
The new Visa year is 2025.
Vagabundo1
03-24-25, 08:03
See this map from economist dot com for.
1. where the brancas ('brancos") are.
2. where it is safest.
The short answer for both, is barra.
Barra the tijuca.
This would mean.
If you want brancas, not just in the termas, but also on the beaches, stay in barra the tijuca.
If you want to be safest, same.
There are a lot of brancas in Perola Negra and the beaches of barra.
My research is telling me that the best prive for quality of girls and rooms is Belprazer, Av. Rio Branco, 185 - sala 2114 - Centro. This trip to Rio is my first ever totally cashless visit. Anyone knows whether this prive accepts credit cards?
My research is telling me that the best prive for quality of girls and rooms is Belprazer, Av. Rio Branco, 185 - sala 2114 - Centro. This trip to Rio is my first ever totally cashless visit. Anyone knows whether this prive accepts credit cards?Yes, Belprazer accept cards. I always pay cash so I can't say if the price paying with cards is the same as when paying with cash (some privées have different prices).
Yes, Belprazer accept cards. I always pay cash so I can't say if the price paying with cards is the same as when paying with cash (some prives have different prices).For example, Monte Carlo charges BRL50 more if paying with card. Not so 4X4. I'm wary of using card at Centaurus, too many reports of scamming by that terma.
Vagabundo1
03-25-25, 15:49
Catwoman Cherry Torn bare.
Vagabundo vagabundo's into centro from his office, having replaced a valuable laptop with a burner laptop, but a great laptop, a thinkpad carbon refurbished gen 7 which can be had on amazon for about 300 USD now. I guess that must have been mid afternoon after moving some stuff out of the gym to a new apartment at barra posto 7, more to follow on that over the next 4 months.
Cherry Torn when I have been scheduling with her has been flaking most likely because I am not a good client. A good client has sex for 5 minutes, which is why they are serving you alcohol. But I drop in without announcement, and she is there at the front desk at 15 h, and so we schedule at 16 h. Romantically, I sit in the bar area while she fucks another dude for 40 minutes, entertained by her coming out naked to the bathrooms. Eventually, I get into a room. Take a shower. I have a cold, IE, gripe. So, I know I am not going to be the best fuck. As it is, we have sex for 20 minutes, a half creampie, she is a little angry because a wad of my man seed flows down her leg, see, I say, I pulled out, I came on your leg, but I shot most of my load into her pussy. She is mad. Sort of. I showed her my recent test. We walked about needing to see the full panel for all the stds not just HIV negative. I needed to fuck. She fucked me. But she wasn't that mad. She comes back in, gives me a massage, and then a blow job, after I showered, and blows me, I get it up, we fuck some more for 10 minutes.
Cost per fuck per minute of 230 (180 + 50 bare)/ 30 so, 8 ish.
In my prime, last year, I am doing 60 minutes of sex twice a day before muay thai nites, sometimes another 120 minutes of muay thai for 240 minutes of cardio, legit, cardio fueled by good university chow hall food and protein powder with no ganja because I have broken up (again) with anne amari during which I do not smoke ganja, which is better anyway.
Now, though, I am not in my prime. But I check the box.
As if by telekenisis, by some super natural power that levitates my sperm up in catwoman's pretty vagina, just then, kira skin noir sends me desperate messages, saying she will cook, fuck, clean, treat me so well.
I tell the kunt, meet me at rua san jose 35.
Look, I hate these kunts. They are little ADHD balls of ganja and nicotine fueled engines of desperation but they will not chill, will not slow down, they want to ride in on a moto uber on command, and then have some stupid emergency like their grandmother had a heart attack, they will say, oh your friend paid me so much more than you do, and use the excuse to leave early promise to come back to sleep, and then just ADHD their little way along in zona norte where no carioca would put up with their stupid emotional shit, as if any of those broke ass locals had any money. The really evil ones like Dominique Simone Nia nacci quatro will actively try to ambush you.
But Kira skin noir diamond waits. I take the executive bus back to recreio, 2 hours. I text kira. She doesn't respond. I go to sleep. She tries to come over in the morning. A long text war ensues. Engaging in such is idiotic on my part. You have to use simple commands, and if they don't show up, then just move on.
As I am leaving the prive yesterday, I say to the tia, the manager, I have about 5 girls I want to refer to you. She asks for loiras, blonds. So there is that. None of the girls are blonds. I want to refer the girls to her because they have good wet kunts and are good fucks but are impossible to schedule with because they are fucking impossible to schedule with.
The local cariocas don't even speak portoguese.
They speak in coded, minimalist abreviations.
Even the educated ones, or so called educated ones.
Midori deux offers me her anal hole, which is a nice thought and I want on Sunday night. But she wants me to go and put credits on her phone so I can talk to her on the street. She said she would be at u24 at 13 h last week on some day. I tell her via text. I won't wait.
She wasn't there, I didn't wait.
Vila mimosa girls, the diamonds. Girls from the secret termas, or from MV31, good juicy pussies and good fucks, deep french kissers, good talent for exploitedblackteens.com, not 10's, but solid 8's or 7's which is the sweet spot. Morenas.
But for gods sake none of these kunts can execute a simple plan like, come to rua san Jose 35 , ie, the executive bus station.
No.
That would be chato, boring.
That would mean waiting for the bus.
That would mean sitting on a bus for 2 hour bus ride, 23 r which over a year, saves thousands of reais over calling an uber every time. For the price of a uber to and from recreio / barra, you can fuck for an hour in centro prives.
All of this friction results in actual hatred on the part of the long term resident of rio. Hatred of how stupid these idiots are. Their ideal client is some really old rich American guy who will spend 200 on an uber from way the fuck in zona norte to their hotel for a few hours, say 4, overpay by 200%, and then send another 200 uber back. So. Don't do that. Or if you do, don't talk to vagabundo, ever.
But, my wad or at least part of up inside catwoman has me nut busted and chill for the day.
So it goes.
What would be entirely worthwhile is some non pros, who are not working with other guys. I have some of those. Tuesday, I am texting those.
Vagabundo1
03-25-25, 17:45
Further to brancas.
https://barravipsrio.com/
A lot of those girls lived at.
Transamerica, av gastao senges 395, before vagabundo was kicked out on contrived reasons but the real reason being the higher rental rate for Airbnb (fck Airbnb).
Av das Americas 7897 and rua Malibu 1355, which are pretty nice hotels except for the glaring problem with terrible internet, so bad in fact, that it cost traders a small fortune, and the ignorant, idiot management.
And those girls go to olegario maciel. Ie, just go to olegario maciel 108 and walk up and down.
But the only thing that those brancas and loiras were trading were their pussies for 500 - 800 r for a hour of (covered) sex.
So there you have it. Not hard at all to find the brancas in Rio.
See this map from economist dot com for.
1. where the brancas ('brancos") are.
2. where it is safest.
The short answer for both, is barra.
Barra the tijuca.
This would mean.
If you want brancas, not just in the termas, but also on the beaches, stay in barra the tijuca.
If you want to be safest, same.
All of this friction results in actual hatred on the part of the long term resident of rio. Hatred of how stupid these idiots are. Their ideal client is some really old rich American guy who will spend 200 on an uber from way the fuck in zona norte to their hotel for a few hours, say 4, overpay by 200%, and then send another 200 uber back. So. Don't do that. Or if you do, don't talk to vagabundo, ever.
I had the same fucking issue with a prive girl last year. She was an excellent fuck in the prive and I figured I would have her come to my apartment on my last day in brasil and send me to the airport with a smile on my face. She had the nerve to tell me that the 150 R that I paid in the prive now costs 375 R for a home visit. When I mentioned that she doesn't even receive the full 150 R in the prive and she was upselling 3 X, she just said that is the price that all the girls charge to go to your hotel / Apartment. Plus, she wanted me to pay for an Uber from Belford Roxo all the way to Centro and them pay for the Uber back to her house. Altogether, it would have been about 600 R for one freaking hour with a prive girl. When I complained about the price, she said "I will make sure you have a good time". I texted back that "she would have to stay 24 hours for that price" . Told her to forget the hotel date, I would just see and fuck her for 150 R in the prive instead.
3 months later, I did see her in DV on 3 separate occasions, she left alone all 3 times. One night she had the nerve to ask me to pay for her uber home because she hadn't made any money and didn't want to take the bus / van, because it would take hours to get to her house. I politely declined and she stormed out of the club.
I come from the time period where girls would take the bus 2-3 hours to come to copa and make money. They would fuck your brains out and then clean your apartment before they left. These new girls expect gringos to roll out the red carpet for them. The reason why they ex[ect this type of treatment is because gringos are way overpaying and offering to purchase clothes, gifts, cell phones and sending them home in Ubers. The freelance girls are no longer on my radar. I stick to prives / termas, the internet and my rolodex!!
Further to brancas.
https://barravipsrio.com/
A lot of those girls lived at.
Transamerica, av gastao senges 395, before vagabundo was kicked out on contrived reasons but the real reason being the higher rental rate for Airbnb (fck Airbnb).
Av das Americas 7897 and rua Malibu 1355, which are pretty nice hotels except for the glaring problem with terrible internet, so bad in fact, that it cost traders a small fortune, and the ignorant, idiot management.
And those girls go to olegario maciel. Ie, just go to olegario maciel 108 and walk up and down.
But the only thing that those brancas and loiras were trading were their pussies for 500 - 800 r for a hour of (covered) sex.
So there you have it. Not hard at all to find the brancas in Rio.I'm in Barra and definitely there are by far majority brancas out and about. Met an American at the laundramat the other day who lives here. Super cool guy. Speaks fluent Portuguese. He's 68 and fit. Says his life is fantastic. He has a girlfriend and says the only problem is she's super jealous and sometimes accuses him of going with prostitutes (he didn't say whether he does or not and I clammed up on that as well). I could live here.
I hope this message doesn't take 3 days to post. I'm here in Ipanema, if we can arrange LMK. Drinks on me. I guess I don't have the luxury of messaging you direct as you are online right now.
Returning to Rio in July after few years of absence and decided to try different neighborhoods.
I usually stay in Copa but thinking of taking few days in Barra the Tijuca and Leblon. Anyone knows which hotels in Barra and Leblon are girl-friendly? Or an Airbnb in a girl-friendly building in either or both areas? Know nothing about those areas and would really appreciate help. You can check my handle. I contribute here when I'm away, or on USASG when home. Respond here or PM please.
Vagabundo1
03-26-25, 02:00
Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo, SWISS NAVY, came to Rio de Janeiro in 1954 with a 20 mm oerlikon cannon and eventually eight hundred and thirty two thousand stinger missiles with the mission of aquiring penthouses (cubertos) in Barra the Tijuca, to wait patiently for that day when Switzerland required him to deploy an army of brancas to cut off the balls of the enemies of Switzerland and our evil client, the Vatican. He will be moving to Barra Posto 7 from thence to scout out more properties for Lugano HoneyTraps, LLC, a Texas LLC.
Ad Usum Nostrorum Tantum / For Official Use Only.
To be added to the signal number, please send me a PM, but only if you know what a nine line brief and a SWIFT Code is.
By the way, fuck pix.
Pix just kinda says, pobre.
I don't have a Pix because I have so many fucking SWIFT Codes in my devices. Know what I mean?
My CPF? My cost per fuck per minute is 6 ish in centro. Working back to 230/60 = 4. Men, get your CPF under 4 if you really think you can hack it in the SWISS NAVY!
PM? Policia Militar? That steely look of death in my eyes as I meet the gaze of any Policia Militar in Brazil. Exactly how many Muay Thai belts do you have? How many controls do you have on F-18's in Udairi Range, 29 Palms Delta T, and the Swiss Naval Bombing Range up high in the mountains of the Eiger Peak, where I once dropped a 2000 pound JDAM on some minor character in Clint Eastwood's greatest movie, The Eiger Sanction?
https://youtu.be/LWbM8aEbSR8?si=U_r1zCQB2Ra441Ie
My mentor in the United States has suffered an accident. But now, after a few months of peace from being bombarded with my ghost writing Covid 27 Riofornication, I shall reengage.
Because there up at the Eiger clearly is my mentor, who has traversed the dolomites. As a SWISS NAVY Special Warfare officer, and NOLS leader, dropping in airstrikes like it was cool, calling in medevacs from memory because SEALS train for that in The Basic School too, right? Right?
OK, look, it was bound to happen. My worlds converge. My next book club is a boring book about a guard in an art museum, not boring really, I slept well to it so I give it a 10, or more precisely, a 3 pi. But the assignment is to watch the Thomas Crowne Affair. Now send me some thomas crowne wingmen.
Rich hedge fund dudes who also know how to call in air strikes. Or you are not worthy.
Yes, Barra is filled with blondes, blondes like the Germans and Italians who fled to Brazil after the World Wars, up from Porto Allegre, Floripa, Santos. I know becuase German blood courses through my veins, and so does South Asian blood. My analyst at the school of medicine is vasco. She is hot. 27 ish. She wears cute little pants with cargo pockets below the knees. I year to push those up around my ears as I am fucking her, or cherry torn catwoman, or kira noir skin diamond, or ana foxxx or that colombian that nacho, inacio, was doing.
https://www.xvideos.com/video.kufthok2c1b/colombian_new_pornstar_receives_an_anal_doggy_style_fuck_from_nacho_vidal
Franceska jaimes.
I'm in Barra and definitely there are by far majority brancas out and about. Met an American at the laundramat the other day who lives here. Super cool guy. Speaks fluent Portuguese. He's 68 and fit. Says his life is fantastic. He has a girlfriend and says the only problem is she's super jealous and sometimes accuses him of going with prostitutes (he didn't say whether he does or not and I clammed up on that as well). I could live here.
Vagabundo1
03-26-25, 03:57
Please send me a pm.
I hope this message doesn't take 3 days to post. I'm here in Ipanema, if we can arrange LMK. Drinks on me. I guess I don't have the luxury of messaging you direct as you are online right now.
Vagabundo1
03-26-25, 05:00
Try jimmyboy. Vagabundo is a little jammed up this week with a move. Maybe Friday or Saturday. Send me a pm.
I hope this message doesn't take 3 days to post. I'm here in Ipanema, if we can arrange LMK. Drinks on me. I guess I don't have the luxury of messaging you direct as you are online right now.
Mr Enternational
03-26-25, 07:51
Altogether, it would have been about 600 R for one freaking hour with a prive girl. The reason why they expect this type of treatment is because gringos are way overpaying and offering to purchase clothes, gifts, cell phones and sending them home in Ubers. In the words of gringos, "It is only 600 reals. Back home it would. " What is wrong with gifts for a hooker? Don't you give gifts to your mechanic, dentist, mailman, convenience store clerk, etc?
The claim is now that Americans are tired of tipping:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mEPtjzQXXmo&list=WL&index=59&pp=gAQBiAQB
Jimmy K II
03-26-25, 12:50
Hi fellow mongers.
I'm a total Rio / Brasil newbie and am visiting Rio for the first time next week.
Only have two nights next to Copacabana and am travelling with a group and having guided tours all day long.
If possible, I'd like to venture out a bit the termas (4x4 or Monte Carlo?) or may be even a discotheque / club.
Is there anythiing comparable like the famous Help?
Where is it safe going to and enjoying garotas do programma?
Any recommandation would be helpful!
Thanks and take care!
Cheers.
Am I getting old? I find it hard to understand I used to like this place. The music is too loud and the place is crazy crowded. Can't have a relaxed conversation with a garota. Not for me.
Vagabundo1
03-26-25, 17:01
Vagabundo has ann amari over to help out with his sore ankle. We did fuck last night, like old people fuck, as my sergeant instructors in the SWISS NAVAL infantry would say. Briefly. 300/5 cpfpm or 60 ish. But then, she stays with me all night. About 04 h, she figures out I want her to sleep with me on our little twin mattress, and she does. Vagabundo likes a warm young female snuggling up to sleep better.
Vagabundo? OK, look, I never thought my life would end up as a vagabundo. Back in the real world, such that it is, I am trying -- trying -- to get serious about a serious job that requires learning portoguese. Once I get the moves settled out, this weekend, I should be able to focus on that for a few months. That path is much more satisfying anyway, and for all of you looking for a guide there are much better guides, and I am glad to network you with them, just PM me.
Vagabundo selects ann amari as more of a trusted home girl because 1) she is there to do stuff like get an uber when somehow my 99 doesn't work because I used it to get some girl from way the f out there and maybe the 240 pound dude in the profile turned out to be a 19 year old hot little spinner, 2) she saved my phone by tying the little paracord wrist leash on my phone, 3) she is smart, and the gods reward those of us who help smart but poor women to improve themselves, she used escolavirtual. Gov. Br to get a xerox job, and a food service job, and I like having a girl who is not fucking all of the other clients, 4) she actually did lose like 7 kg on a 70 kg frame during carnival because she held up with her (our?) pitbull in her apartment in a favela, running out of food, taking the 200 R I gave her at a centro motel, primor, to buy beans. 5) she gets the right meds to take care of my ankle, massages me, and is not like kira noir all juiced up on hoar client dollars, 7 a day on average, to make it through the week financially, 6) she is good at informatica / technologia (so is kira noir), but perhaps that means she deserves more of a chance than others to get out of the normal path, and maybe I am that path.
So there you have it.
She sits on my big couch.
She passes me a joint.
It is terrible weed, but I take a hit anyway, microdoses, somehow seem to be less of a cheat on my resolution to not drink not smoke, but I know it will fuck up my wind when I rejoin muay thai.
Internash messages me.
All this takes place in the last 120 seconds.
I need to learn portogues so I can lecture on the missionaries saving the indigenous from the french slavers, but most of my students, are in fact, french and slaves to their instagram feeds, just like the poor hoars that I use to shoot my seed into as I fantacize about fucking these college coeds, exactly one of which I have actually gotten on my big ass, oversized couch overlooking my big veranda on the 8th floor of a 85 square meter condo that I have lived in for the last year in recreio, just 3 kilometers from the nude beach, and in tender regret of my failings as a porno talent extrodinaire, I have not gotten to enough in my time out here in recreio, home of papatinho and renzo gracie, MMA, and all that.
I will be back in recreio.
In fact, vote republican. Vagabundo for the Republican mayor of Recreio, like Clint Eastwood is the mayor of Carmel, where I took my hot little Catholic school fiance when I gave her a big ass ring, and I did fuck her in a nice little bungalo down the monterrey coast, when I gave her a big ass ring, which she gave back to me about 6 months later in a starbucks out in the Richmond district near her father the judge's house, out in Seacliff, but this girl, who had multiple sclerosis, this freckled faced scottish girl who had an ass like a negra, this girl took it up the ass. For a catholic girl, that's I guess pretty good.
Really, some of you are right. I must compile my writings into a Hunter S. Thompson type of story, perhaps a story about ISG and why all humans with penis should move to Rio de Janeiro, where, if they are lucky Bombeiro Vagabundo will deliver to them a van full of negras from Vila Mimosa so they can party like Vasco the Gama fucking soccer players.
Vagabundo1
03-26-25, 17:35
This is Julia muniz. She worked as a hoar in 2015. She came over to my apartment, and, after undressing, the first thing she asked is, do you want to fuck my ass first? She is from Curitiba. Makes me think all good german fascists, zioinist fascist (wait for it) should go to Curitiba to find their Julia muniz. She was taken from me by some Israeli named Jacob, who mocked me once when I called her on WhatsApp, probably with his circumcized Israeli dick up her nice, Morena ass. With my uncut bratwurst in her bottom she would always be happier with me, I tried to convince her, but the signing bonus on a JSOC contract to be my bodyguard finally brought her back into my harem, where she is sipping coffee, dangling her tits with baby oil dripping all over my face. Julia muniz, ladies and gentlemen. The best morenas in Brazil will always pass through rio, where you should have a fuck pad in botafogo like you are a space ex fucking country representative. Is that why vagabundo has 36 different what's app numbers? Is he really a x.com and elon musk attorney? Julia's pretty ass bounces up and down on my face, as another Morena, with a strap on, fucks her pussy, dripping lube into my reddened eyes. Then, later, Julia and I are going to take our suppressed rifles and shoot at birds, dogs, and small animals for pleasure, for we are all three of us, sadists. We might even fire up the shotgun drone and take it over to the nearest favela and shoot some assholes in the balls -- never in the head, Julia, that nazi at heart, that nia nazi trained with the Marines in combat marksmanship table 2 -- you shoot for the balls. Tavor 7, IR light, night vision gear, 6 x 3 power variable optic. That **** would shoot the balls of a man just because she is a fucking sadistic beautiful good little Italian Morena*from*curitiba.
...... this girl took it up the ass. For a catholic girl, that's I guess pretty good......When I was in high school the Catholic girls used to do anal because they didn't want to lose their virginity. My virgin oil was popped into an ass.
I am new to the forum and this is my first post! I first found this site about a year ago.
I must thank all the posters for valuable information. My trip to Costa Rica last fall went well, as did my trip to.
Rio De Janeiro at the end of January this year. I stayed at Copacabana and went to Monte Carlo, Edens Spa, and 4 X 4.
Not much of a new contribution compared to the experts on this forum, but I would never have found those places without ISG advice.
I enjoyed Rio so much that I have booked another trip for early June. I will be staying in Lapa this time and focusing on.
The Centro scene. If anyone wants to meet-up, I'll be in town from June 6 through June 15.
I tip my hat to you all!
Vagabundo1
03-28-25, 12:59
If you are coming into sp or rj, send me a pm to be added to a local whatsapp group where I send out a update of bubba boy's guide.
Full disclosure I am not always the best guide, in fact, if anything, I am a little overwhelmed with guide requests, more specialized in lower cost RJ prives, but our group has many possible guides like jimmyboy, nounce, etc, and the guide itself has grown.
Glad to connect for a meal and uber and mutual security.
We call ourselves VFH, veterans of foreign hoars. Thanks mr. E for the work around stupid e monitoring grammatickal hack!
I am new to the forum and this is my first post! I first found this site about a year ago.
I must thank all the posters for valuable information. My trip to Costa Rica last fall went well, as did my trip to.
Rio De Janeiro at the end of January this year. I stayed at Copacabana and went to Monte Carlo, Edens Spa, and 4 X 4.
Not much of a new contribution compared to the experts on this forum, but I would never have found those places without ISG advice.
I enjoyed Rio so much that I have booked another trip for early June. I will be staying in Lapa this time and focusing on.
The Centro scene. If anyone wants to meet-up, I'll be in town from June 6 through June 15.
I tip my hat to you all!
Vagabundo1
03-28-25, 13:31
Send me a pm. I will send you a updated bubbaboy guide via a whatsapp group.
Hi fellow mongers.
I'm a total Rio / Brasil newbie and am visiting Rio for the first time next week.
Only have two nights next to Copacabana and am travelling with a group and having guided tours all day long.
If possible, I'd like to venture out a bit the termas (4x4 or Monte Carlo?) or may be even a discotheque / club.
Is there anythiing comparable like the famous Help?
Where is it safe going to and enjoying garotas do programma?
Any recommandation would be helpful!
Thanks and take care!
Cheers.
A huge plus for 4x4. I forgot my burner phone in a locker at the club. I returned a couple days after and asked about it. The lady who tends to that room gave it to me. No doubt I gave her a nice tip. Funnily enough the club was quieter and had better girls than my previous visit. One has to learn never to completely write off a club.
A huge plus for 4x4. I forgot my burner phone in a locker at the club. I returned a couple days after and asked about it. The lady who tends to that room gave it to me. No doubt I gave her a nice tip. Funnily enough the club was quieter and had better girls than my previous visit. One has to learn never to completely write off a club.I always tip the old locker ladies and give them a big hug, and they always are so appreciative. You know they don't make shit and probably really don't even want to be there at that age. Besides, they really do something for me by keeping the locker room clean and organized versus some lazy cashier sitting on her butt just taking my money and looking for more. Nope! I only tip old locker ladies! Not much, like maybe 100 reals, which is nothing to me, but it means a lot to them.
Vagabundo1
03-29-25, 01:51
Vagabundo banged a old regular, a Morena from Meier in a strait to the ass anal fuck in a centro love hotel.
It was 48 minutes of anal fucking, she comes in, blows me for a minute, takes the 300 puts it in her phone, deep french kiss, strip her fuck her ass in doggy and then just ride her ass for 48 minutes with ass to mouth. Best fuck in terms of time this year. Helps that vagabundo is up 44% year to date since he is a permabear. 410 r /48 cost per fuck per minute of 9 ish, came in her tight, but not as tight as it was in 2013 ass. She doesn't let me tie her up anymore like she did in the mergara motel in 2015. Wonder why? I do profile as a bit of a risk. I blessed my muay thai armband by running it over her clit and big pussy lips, and dipping it inside, then whipping it. They say I am a little violent my lovers, just a little. Her pussy juices embedding my muay thai armband, which should be blessed with the pussy juices of hot french kickboxers who reject too old professor vagabundo at kick boxing on thursdays while they kiss their 21 year old guys in the friggin gym like right there at practice. All boys catholic school in my teens has turned me into the dracula jekyl and hyde sex maniac I am today, in my 90's.
Ok, so vagabundo is moved, except for the cleaning of the old place. New place is a sublet for 4 months from a real friend whom I met through ISG, but I will keep the deets confidential. Just let us reflect, my bretheren, that we should try to steer an even keel and stay on good terms with all people, what goes around comes around. I mean, I can't begin to say how awesome this place is 12th floor overlooking barra posto 5 to 9 or so (we keep our fields of fire wide for the swiss navy stinger teams). This is my hunting ground for a new 30 month lease.
Work wise, vagabundo is actually excited to be working for the slavic orthodox church of rio de janeiro where the young russian kunts at university shall be taking my seed into their white athletic wombs during communion and the reading of the book of deuteronomy straight from the tabernacle holding the ancient texts and the russian jewish chicks shall sit on my face, shabatt shalom.
Ann amari has been blowing me off so what's up with that, maybe she is just playing me, ya think. Fortunately vagabundo hopped on the 309 bus to centro, scheduled twice with cat but had to go for the more expensive, straight to the anal ring choice of morena meier for the 48 minute ball draining fest it was. About 42 minutes, I am like, squirt for me baby with my dick in her ass, which as I mentioned was in her ass for 48 minutes. Vagabundo tends to pile drive his hoars, and they need to be strong, strong like the 20 year old native carioca kick boxer who totally ignored me, gave me the fucking heisman when I trie to say Hi at muay thai after my lame 20 minutes on the bag.
Why?
I am fat.
When I was face fucking morena meier in a cruel domineering ass to mouth move where I straddled her fit chest, between gagging on my bengala, she was like you need to lose weight looking at my belly, with my penis in her mouth.
Ok, so I will lose weight. I need to.
New place has a night 20 meter lap pool next to a gym with weights to clean and jerk and heavy bag which I will beat like my fucking dream wife, a hot ass morena who kick boxes, and can out punch me into my old age whence she shall protect me from all harm, that would be my dream girl the favela rocinha kick boxer who was like oh gawd don't let the old fat dude who can only do 20 minutes on the heavy bag talk to me again.
Ok, so after meier morena like squirts all over the bed, which is plastic for a reason, I cum in her ass. Like a champ. Like let's hear it for the old, fat eurasians with our dicks full of like 48 hours of jizz because our cute little 22 year old ann amari clones go to favela party instead of coming out to our awesome new condo. Don't say I am like a little miffed. On the whole, the slavic orthodox temple giving me a side office where I had most of my electronics -- the ground control stations for the hypersonic russian indian anti ship missiles, for which I now have great fields of fire -- and my great new place, not to mention the 48 minutes of ass to mouth anal pounding that I laid into francescka jaimes morena little counsin down here in rio de janeiro.
I mean she squirted, and a minute later I totally creampied her ass.
The only thing that vagabundo likes more than creampieing teen negra kunts may be creampie ing an ass of a morena clara falsa magra who still in her 30's takes it like a champ.
All boys catholic school in my teens has turned me into the dracula jekyl and hyde sex maniac I am today, in my 90's.
Ha-ha well, for someone who is in 90's it really a nice life, bro).
Ha-ha well, for someone who is in 90's it really a nice life, bro).My uncle told me that my grandfather used to bang ladies in his early 90's but I suspect he didn't do it quite like Vagabundo though.
Anyone stayed there? If yes, is it girl-friendly? PM if you'd rather.
Vagabundo1
03-30-25, 06:25
What is Address?
Anyone stayed there? If yes, is it girl-friendly? PM if you'd rather.
Vagabundo1
03-30-25, 14:33
Administrative notes.
Since I am 7 minutes by uber from metro jardim oceanico, my directions to hoars is:
Vem no metro jardim oceanico, vai no uber no meu local, endereco. , vou pagar seu uber.
Attach:
Maps for metro, brt.
For my own reference:
Map of risk around rio for the various 'hoods from economist dot com (note, some sources are racist, though the publication is not, nor am I for reposting a respected journal).
https://www.economist.com/the-americas/2021/08/14/rio-de-janeiro-asks-why-its-cops-kill-so-many-black-people
Well, this trip I've been to the four main termas multiple times. I think it would be unfair to grade them by comparison because talent varies there from time to time. I saw variations over the past three weeks so could imagine how it could be over three months for example. Nevertheless, the following is my experience for the period I've been here:
(1) Centaurus........ Best facilities, best music, darkest club (can hardly assess looks properly).
(2) Four X Four...... Liveliest club (suitable for the younger guys, especially the brothas).
(3) Solarium.......... Hottest girls. Most welcoming club with honest upfront approach.
(4) Monte Carlo...... Friendliest girls.
My favorite was Solarium. However, I won't advise punters to just accept what was my experience, explore for yourself and give your opinion.
So far I've not had a bad experience or even a just ok experience; all the girls have been remarkable as is to be expected in Rio de Janeiro. Special kudos in particular to the girls of Monte Carlo who were just amazing. For example, there was the mulatta I went with who DFK'd me before the room, during the room and after the room. Then when we said our goodbyes she left, then called me and rushed back and said "one more kiss". Only in Rio!
Vagabundo1
03-30-25, 17:47
New Condo.
I am settling into a new apartment hotel condo in Barra. I did a workout -- 3 x2 rounds on heavy bag, 3 x cleans and jerks (not room for the jerks in most of the gym but found the area in front of the mirror), 4 laps of 20 m swim, lat pull down / leg extension super set x 3. Whey protein fruit juice recovery. Ideal spot. Yesterday, did some of the above, but went to beach, with chest pack with fins on a carabiner to adjust gear, with a 20 usd duct knife from home depot as my dive knife, and a back up dive knife in the form of a socp dagger.
Current is strong, drifted towards the south pole, so came in after just a few hundred meters.
Had Nia nacci one over, fucked her raw, creampied her three times Friday, four times Saturday, and two times this morning before I finally sold her number to some Russian for a thousand reais along with HR blood tests. He is paying her 1500 reais for a hour. I paid her the cost of an uber from central where she took a bus from niteroi. Since she knows I will get her idiot clients who overpay, she gives me her holes on command. Shot a load up her ass after 43 minutes of bareback anal and ass to mouth just to make her shut up while Nina deponca held the vibe up against her little mulatta clit so she would orgasm really well while I fucked her ass, which is by now well open to dick, mine being average at 17 cm, but thick, and aggressive. That picture was from 2015 when she was 18, so do the math. These are hoar years.
Nina deponca has been doing duplas with nia nacci one since 2015 in botafogo. Two big mulatta tits in a 12 h floor condo overlooking the Atlantic. Add amarula, and some favela weed, about ten liters of tits, if not 15.
So another good thing about this new place is the daily cleaning. A little lady in a cleaning uniform shows up daily at 13 h, makes sure you are not cooking crystal meth and growing weed, though that is just a joke. Some senior officer from the swiss navy intel is subletting this safe house to me for 4 months, and I am trying to not get kicked out. Kept the four mulatta tittles off of the balcony, except in their swim suits. The mulattas do a nice BDSM show with Nina dominating nia all tied up nice and tight hogtied, which is nice now that she lets me bareback fuck her hot, and mean volcanic bare pussy. I prefer the pussy, as biologically I am always breeding a negra with all the little brains in my sperm seeking to get back to the Africa that my eurasian heirs left 13,343 years ago on the sabbath, along with moses, read all about it in deuteronomy, chapter 69.
Made that big titted mulatta put her nasty little tongue up my ass, just to get her ready for the russian, whom, I am sure is titty fucking her now, that is what the russian means, right?
Semper ad usum fidelis nostrorum tantum.
Anyone stayed there? If yes, is it girl-friendly? PM if you'd rather.
What is Address?I'm not 100% sure but I think it's Edifício Barra Beach Residência, Av. Do Pepê, 1120 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22620-171, Brazil.
I am fat.
When I was face fucking morena meier in a cruel domineering ass to mouth move where I straddled her fit chest, between gagging on my bengala, she was like you need to lose weight looking at my belly, with my penis in her mouth.
Ok, so I will lose weight. I need to.
.Vagabundo, have you had your all your tests done? Complete review by a doctor? With your workout routine, the fat should be melting off of your body. Unless you are eating Big Bobs for lunch and gorging at a churrasco every night, it doesn't make sense that you are gaining weight. You have to take care of yourself!
Vagabundo1
03-30-25, 23:37
It's the diet and stress. All that is changing with a new apartment. Fingers crossed.
I did my armband / diploma in muay thai last year, and the holidays rolled around, and I sat on the couch, and ordered burgers.
It's straight up tuna sandwiches and acai fruit protein smoothies.
Yeah, I need to get a full blood panel again, not to mention other tests, a ct scan and colonoscopy again. But point taken.
Plus, there is this thing called old age.
The new apartment has a better gym.
I did clean s today, and moving over to the larger part of the gym, did clean and jerks, in addition to hitting the heavy bag. Literally heaven compared the old apartment where the landlord was always pushing me to buy the place or do a new contract and would not put in a water filter, etc. Reminds me I need to go over there and take out the curtains. How many semi furnished apartments don't have curtains when you move in? Jesus, I hate that asshole. He literally had 15 processos, including for ameaca. His admin guy a 737 pilot spoke english but was just a lackey who never did anything, and asked for rental advances too. I was stressed with this crap at the end of a 1 year lease, but I succeeded in using all of the deposit except for a week by pushing back with a text to the consulate. So I won. That place had a shitty little gym. It was big, 85 m square, 2 bedroom, nice veranda, close to the beach, the best beach, praia macumba, so I might be back in that area.
It's diet and sleep. In the new place, I sleep well, as it's right on the ocean.
Lining up my whole team of working girls for this place as it is a 7 minute uber drive from metro jardim oceanico, which I will cover.
We shall see.
I should have taken a place in this building in late 2023 when I had a chance. Now that I am here for 4 months I plan to get a place nearby or in this building for 30 months with option to cancel after 12 months.
Live and learn.
When are you back in rio, brother?
Vagabundo, have you had your all your tests done? Complete review by a doctor? With your workout routine, the fat should be melting off of your body. Unless you are eating Big Bobs for lunch and gorging at a churrasco every night, it doesn't make sense that you are gaining weight. You have to take care of yourself!
BenjiGold1999
04-01-25, 03:01
Been looking for that WhatsApp group invite, let me know if it's messing up.
Benji.
If you are coming into sp or rj, send me a pm to be added to a local whatsapp group where I send out a update of bubba boy's guide.
Full disclosure I am not always the best guide, in fact, if anything, I am a little overwhelmed with guide requests, more specialized in lower cost RJ prives, but our group has many possible guides like jimmyboy, nounce, etc, and the guide itself has grown.
Glad to connect for a meal and uber and mutual security.
We call ourselves VFH, veterans of foreign hoars. Thanks mr. E for the work around stupid e monitoring grammatickal hack!
Jimmy K II
04-01-25, 09:03
Send me a pm. I will send you a updated bubbaboy guide via a whatsapp group.Your mailbox is full and I can't send you a PM.
Unfortunately our flight is delayed 8 h and we're therefore more or losing the first of our spare nights.
Think that a Terma visit or similar might become difficult.
One great reason to come back to Rio again!
BlueChange
04-01-25, 15:40
Anyone seen this girl?
I thought these lips were Pshop but wow, these hang so low she must have back problems!!
https://www.riosexsite.com/files/fotos/3565/3565_03122024_094153_0_ftp.jpg
Can the pride of the Swiss Navy take a few minutes break from his crucial, top level shagging to clear out his inbox on here please?
Seems like I'm not the only one who can't message you as your inbox is full!
Anyone seen this girl?
I thought these lips were Pshop but wow, these hang so low she must have back problems!!
https://www.riosexsite.com/files/fotos/3565/3565_03122024_094153_0_ftp.jpgDon't look if you're having a meal.
BlueChange
04-01-25, 21:04
Don't look if you're having a meal.Hahahahah!! She actually Leads with that photo tooo.
I mean she has a pretty face with blue eyes but damn she knows her lips are it's own.
Circus attraction.
https://www.riosexsite.com/acompanhante/Priscilla02
Here is her profile.
In case someone wants to take a look.
I stayed on Rio last Sunday and this is my report of a great beach to stay. I went to Praia Barra de Tijuca. Literal heaven all the women wore thongs and it was safer than the other beaches in Rio. There are multiple barracas which are spots where they sell water, chairs etc. Cost of uber for me was about 60 reais which to be honest wasn't bad. Couldn't visit the termas because of time.
BlueChange
04-03-25, 05:40
Hahahahah!! She actually Leads with that photo tooo.
I mean she has a pretty face with blue eyes but damn she knows her lips are it's own.
Circus attraction.
https://www.riosexsite.com/acompanhante/Priscilla02
Here is her profile.
In case someone wants to take a look.I just Had to know what it's like from the front, so here it is. It doesn't. Look as huge as it does from the back. That said, I've noticed that more then any other place In the world, you'll find more Brazilian girls with bigger than average clits.
BlueChange
04-03-25, 05:57
It was like that in the Help days. That is why many guys were falling in love. It was my definition of GFE and not fuck, money, leave.I get tingles anytime I see a reference to Help. Or "Help E" as the girls would call it. I remember being so young and hanging with a girl a couple times and generally having some weird heartbreak moment because the fifth night she went in early to some other party that booked her and she was telling me "it's not possible" the weird part was I knew she was for sale but somehow these girls made you feel like mini girlfriends each time. The way they look at you, the way they kiss, it was truly bananas. I always wonder if there will ever be another Help. I think with how fragmented the world is with the internet, getting that many gourgoues women together every night that want to turn tricks and do it with a smile and be mostly dimes, it's highly unlikely ever again.
Vagabundo1
04-03-25, 13:33
Done. See you in perola negra, 16 April Elisa Sanches!
Can the pride of the Swiss Navy take a few minutes break from his crucial, top level shagging to clear out his inbox on here please?
Seems like I'm not the only one who can't message you as your inbox is full!
Vagabundo1
04-03-25, 13:36
https://www.quintoandar.com.br/condominio/barra-beach-barra-da-tijuca-rio-de-janeiro-3keys4lxgp
This place?
I live nearby.
We can recon perola negra and the surrounding beaches.
Meanwhile, I will get down to the gym and do some deadlifts and cleans to shave off some layers of unwanted fat.
I'm not 100% sure but I think it's Edifcio Barra Beach Residncia, Av. Do Pep, 1120 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22620-171, Brazil.
Vagabundo1
04-04-25, 03:33
Vagabundo hit morena meier today for an all anal fuck in a centro hotel, 410 r /30 cpfpm of 12, which is high.
Her ass was so tight and smooth and I hadn't fucked for a few days so I blew a load early at like minute 18, just felt too good.
Face fucked her, and fucked her ass after she got off partly from pushing one of those lube bottles up her pussy. Some hoars you just hoar with.
After that went to do muay thai at the university, and got in a whole 60 minutes.
Higher high than any alcohol or ganja.
One should have other pursuits than just ass if one is to keep one's head level in this insane world called rio.
Got a health meal for nothing, and had a good call back to ground control, vagabundo being major tom in the tune alluded to.
Having just spent three weeks in Rio de Janeiro I can say with confidence that the women in Rio are even more energetic in bed than their sisters in Sao Paulo. In the sack I like to go through many different positions. Whereas in some countries the girls 'roll their eyes' when I request another change of position, in Rio the girls are even more enthusiastic than I to do so. I've noticed though that the girls can get very jealous if you choose another girl when you return to the club. Case in point was Solarium where I had a very torrid experience with a babe there. When I returned to the club on another occasion she was talking to two guys and I chose another girl (which I would have done anyway). While waiting for my girl our paths crossed and she said something to me in Portuguese which I did not understand. I had forgotten her name and when I asked her for it she went ballistic referring to my head (by pointing to hers) as if something was lacking there; she was obviously upset with me. You got to like these garotas.
Having just spent three weeks in Rio de Janeiro I can say with confidence that the women in Rio are even more energetic in bed than their sisters in Sao Paulo. In the sack I like to go through many different positions. Whereas in some countries the girls 'roll their eyes' when I request another change of position, in Rio the girls are even more enthusiastic than I to do so. I've noticed though that the girls can get very jealous if you choose another girl when you return to the club. Case in point was Solarium where I had a very torrid experience with a babe there. When I returned to the club on another occasion she was talking to two guys and I chose another girl (which I would have done anyway). While waiting for my girl our paths crossed and she said something to me in Portuguese which I did not understand. I had forgotten her name and when I asked her for it she went ballistic referring to my head (by pointing to hers) as if something was lacking there; she was obviously upset with me. You got to like these garotas.Yeah, and if you point out they're going with multiple men they will respond, "That's my job"! Fair enough, and as customers we fuck whichever providers we want to.
Vagabundo1
04-05-25, 20:14
So Vagabundo kind of sits on the edge of a hammock, and Anne Amari is sitting here in the love shack, a 12th floor overlooking posto 7, barra the tijuca. She feeds me a belt of. 338 lapua into the Ohio Ordinance REAPER belt fed sniper rifle / machine gun that Jimmyboy smuggled in to me in a diplomatic pouch from the SWISS NAVY attache at the Swiss Embassy in Gloria, you know down that street where all the rio hoars, travestites, nia nazsi's*and*faggots*go.
Vagabundo is in Tangara, getting his bareback creampies, always two without fail, as he has done every afternoon -- without fail -- since those days in Havana. Vagabundo is in fact, Fidel Castro, who faked his death to come down to Rio de Janeiro in 1998. Vagabundo has his 91 year old testicles -- the left one named Rio de Janeiro, the right one named Sao Paulo -- being licked, sucked, and fondled by Meier Morena, who in his dreams gave him an hour for less than 300 reais. So, I have come to Tangara, where I have a porn star you may have forgotten about, Kamila Werneck strap on a strap on and fuck all the new girls in the ass with a 8 inch vibrating strap on on a high quality german leather strap on that Jimmy Boy brought me in late 2023, using a large amount of Lubricant.
So I fuck ann amari. I offer her 300 r for the time she spent this afternoon. She wants more. We fucked for 5 minutes to video of morena meier fucking me for hours. Doesn't seem fair.
But Anne has a real job, not prostitution. Pays 75 r for 6 hours of selling soda on a laptop. She does that 4 times a week.
Somebody, Jimmyboy, help me with the math.
She wants to have kids with me, she said a few years ago.
She finds the good feijao. I make a note to buy some at the good grocery store, the Zona Sul down the street.
I dream of flying a shotgun drone from here over to recreio and going up and down gilka machado and shooting all the illegal immigrants to clean up the place, put them on a C17 and fly them to guantanamo bay or El Salvador to get gang raped by some El Salvadoran P Diddy rapper gansta doing 30 years for shooting a client when he was a male prositute fucking rich gringas for 100 dollars an hour, 200 for anal.
She takes out a can of lump crabmeat.
I make a note.
I am up 95% year to date. My minimum is $250,000 and you can PM me for a confidential email to be added to a local whatsapp group with the crypto password of Elon Musk, which Morena Meier extracted from Elon Musk by sticking a elctro anal ejaculator up his ass, while feeding a anestethic into his veins through a catheter down his throat filled with scopaline, by the way, could someone tell me how to get some? -- tell the US Consulate in Bogota to send a squad of Diplomatic Security Service agents to the Atlantico Hotel in centro.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hotel+Atlantico+Tower+-+are. +Pedro+I,+19+-+Centro,+Rio+de+Janeiro+-+RJ,+20060-050/ data=!4 m2!3 m1!1 s0 x997 f5 bfb4 ffebb:0 xce5 daf633571009 b?utm_source=mstt_1&entry=GPS&COH=192189&g_ep=CAESBzI1 LjEzLjYYACCenQoqYyw5 NDIyMzI5 OSw5 NDIxNjQxMyw5 NDIxMjQ5 Niw5 NDIwNzM5 NCw5 NDIwNzUwNiw5 NDIwODUwNiw5 NDIxNzUyMyw5 NDIxODY1 Myw5 NDIyOTgzOSw0 NzA4 NDM5 Myw5 NDIxMzIwMEICQlI%3 D&skid=d7 e0 d9 ee-0 f18-47 db-b251-ce0 c6 b73 e0 d4.
I started my latest trip to Rio in that hotel when it was over on a street off of rio branco, inhauma?
Are. Pedro I, 19 - Centro, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 20060-050.
Now that I have been here 1900 days, I may downsize to a profile where I can live in that hotel with my bags, and be prepared to take a bus to Porto Allegre, Curitiba and Sao Paulo on July 31 - date to be determined.
VipModeOnly
04-06-25, 02:16
I have a trip to Copacabana coming up in June June 20 through the 29th last time. I went with a few friends but they were all over the place and I couldn't focus on what I was really trying to do this time. I'm coming alone hopefully there's a few wing men out there That know a few spots so we can make a couple daily hits. Happy hunting.
Vagabundo1
04-06-25, 02:20
Vagabundo paid ann amari $300 r and uber and bought some food for $100 r at his new place in barra praia. I respect her because she has a job that is not prostitution. But now she is determined to be independent. That is fair as vagabundo has been paying her as little as possible and she wanted to get married and have kids for the last few years but vagabundo was trying to get with rich euro college girls, which is totally unrealistic as he is out of shape and old, how old exactly, well, that is the stuff*of*legend.
Vagabundo1
04-06-25, 02:34
Vagabundo paid ann amari $300 and uber and bought some food for $100 r at his new place in barra praia. I respect her because she has a job that is not prostitution. But now she is determined to be independent. That is fair as vagabundo has been paying her as little as possible and she wanted to get married and have kids for the last few years but vagabundo was trying to get with rich euro college girls, which is totally unrealistic as he is out of shape and old, how old exactly, well, that is the stuff*of*legend.
Vagabundo1
04-06-25, 13:16
Pricing at the low end in rio.
One thing that vagabundo has noticed in 2025 is that pricing at the low end like vila mimosa and trash termas has increased. It used to be that in VM a half hour was 80 r. Now that is 130 r. It used to be that a hour was like 120 r, now that is 200 r. That corresponds with some trash termas and centro prives in tdm33 etc.
Again, while many totally dismiss vila mimosa and mosaico, there are always some gems in vm, and mosaico has consistently had some of the best girls, it just depends which night you go. I do have pics, which I regularly share on my zap group.
Anyone else?
Just wondering if condom use is normal for oral sex? Regular sex? Anal sex? How about in the termas, is everything covered? Or with an upcharge is bareback is allowed?
Is there a fear of disease with the women, or getting it from them?
Are most of the clubs closed for Good Friday through EAster Monday? Do the girls leave town to go home for the week? I know its dead in Colombia during Semana Pasqua.
Rio de Janeiro.
Day 1: Friday.
So, I arrived to RJ on Friday morning and was feeling tired from the flight. I check in to the JW and got settled in to room which overlooked the beach. Went back out to get cash, so went to the Universo Cambio and got a great 5. 6 Reais to 1 Dollar rate. I had messaged a few garotas on fatalmodel using Google translate before arriving to RJ and found one to my liking named Bruna Fit. She has a body that I like which is natural and fit with a nice ass. I showered and messaged her and she gave me a location. I took a taxi over to Botafogo to a gated building and went her apartment. Small place but has all the necessities. Got right down to business and she hit all the check marks. Great DFK followed by a good BBBJ with some rimming, knows how to ride and I loved hitting doggy. She is open to anal but didn't bring the extra for it. Finished up the hour all sweaty and hot but was worth it. Said goodbyes and went back to Copa to have dinner and get some well needed rest.
Day 2: Saturday.
Got up early to have breakfast on the 1st floor and then decided to talk a walk along the beach by the hotel. Amazing view with some nice cool water and even better Brazilian bundas all along the beach. Went back to room by 11 to take a quick shower then hit up Eden Spa. I didn't realize how freaking close it was to the JW. I walked right in and took the elevator to the 4th floor, went to room 401 and met a burly guy with dreads. He had me sit in the waiting room and gave him the money for 1 hour which was are $240. Three girls were available when I got there at 1130 am. Maite, Camila and Isadora. I was hoping to get Ruby but either she was taken or hadn't arrived yet. In hindsight I probably should have picked Camila but Maite had a big bunda that caught my eyes. Like some have mentioned the rooms are small and the walls are definitely not sound proof. I took a shower and then went back to the room. While she was giving me a mediocre massage, I could hear some garota moaning real load while getting railed. That was fun to listen to, I flip over and Maite starts a BBBJ, not bad but can't complain. Put the cover on and she gets on top, now she's making the loud moaning, get her into mish but really just wanted to hit it doggy. Oh boy what a sight to behold. Unfortunately, with the heat in the room and the tight ass condom, I couldn't finish. Went to take a shower and got dressed and said goodbye.
Since it was in the same building, I went downstairs and checked out Massage 583 in room 302. Was met by the mamasan and was told to sit in the waiting the room. The only girls available were Sabrina and I forgot the other girl's name. I was hoping Isabella would have been available but it seemed it was busy. Told the mamasan, I would be back but I never did. I got back to my room by 1245 pm, took a shower and would end up eating a late lunch at the restaurant on the corner right next to the hotel. Wasn't a fan of the quality of the meat, seemed like a bad cut or something. Went to my room to rest and I went back out around 6 pm to head to the famous Termas Monte Carlo. The cute goth girl with big tiddies somewhat explained the rules to me but I wasn't really paying attention but she gave me the key and I went into the changing room. Put my things in the locker, put on the robe and went upstairs. Went to the bar area and WOW, was met by some wonderful Brazilian garotas of all colors, shapes and sizes. Also met a nice fellow tri-state monger who explained the rules to me that I could hear and understand, thank you to Mr. F for the insight. I ended up talking to one very tall girl about 5'8" named Talia who spoke decent English. She had some Lebanese mixed in which gave her that Arab look. She took my key and had me wait by the where she was changing before heading up. Got into the room and took a quick shower, as soon as I got out, she is on all fours on the bed with her pussy in view. Played with her pussy before she turned around a gave a decent BBBJ. Cover came on and she got on top to ride before then to doggy to fuck her while looking at the mirror. Went on the bed proper did mish and she grabbed my hand so I could choke her which was hot. Alas couldn't bust a nut and ended up going back downstairs after. Some more guys arrived and it was getting crowded. Luckily a petite carioca came in immediately after and caught my attention. She didn't speak English, so had to use the translator. Ended up just taking her up to the room and man did I hit jackpot. She was a wild one, her DFK was passionate and her BBBJ skills were top tier. Cover on and she grinded back on every position from doggy, on top then to mish and her moans could be heard from the hallway. Had to take a quick break and grab a towel because I was sweating like crazy. Laid down thinking she would give me more BBBJ but this crazy girl got on top and started doing the p4 p that I love so much until she just shoved in and man I was in love. Riding and grinding like crazy, giving me a devilish smile while she did. Switch to doggy so I could slap her ass and choke her too. Got her into mish and was dfking like crazy until I pulled out and nutted on her stomach. As much as I wanted to creampie her I wasn't in the mood to find out if she was on the pill or not. Eventually we cleaned up and I got her number for later. Headed back down to the bar and I thought about going again with another but I was spent. Went back to the goth girl and paid the entry fee of are $180 by cash the rest by card which came out to are $1800 for the rooms, girls and drinks. Not a bad second day in RJ.
Day 3: Sunday.
Sunday would be a tourist day; I would end up going to Christ the Redeemer in the early morning. Bought my ticket online and ended up walking all the way to Lido Square to get to the pick-up location. Took about 30 minutes by van to get to the drop off area. From there I would end up waiting in line to take another van that would take us to Christ in 10 minutes. If you're in RJ, you should at least go up here to get a few pictures and just take in the amazing view of the landscape. Took the van back to the drop off area and bought some souvenirs before waiting another 20 minutes for the van to take me back to Lido Square. Finally got back to the hotel around 1 pm. I ended up messaging another girl in fatalmodel named Crystal that supposedly spoke English but turned out to be false. Had to get her an Uber to my place and back which took about 45 minutes. Her photos and videos matched but seemed like some filter work. Well, we talked before getting down to business, she has amazing natural dds and with a tight body. Gave a BBBJ with some DT and then had her get on top for some p4 p and sucked on her tits. As with the other one eventually she shoved me in bare and enjoyed some awesome sex before I pulled out and came on her stomach. She told me she works at Paris Café and I should check it out sometime, and as much as I wanted to, I didn't feel like going all the way there. Got her into her Uber then went to have dinner and call it a night.
Day 4: Monday.
Woke up early again to have breakfast downstairs and this time actually have a nice long walk on the beach road towards Ipanema. Brought a water bottle and I was off. About and hour and half later I was back in room and just chilling. I texted the carioca from Monte Carlo to see if she was available to come to my room. She would be able to from 2 pm to 6 pm for only are $1000. She would end up coming early to Copa and asked if could take her to lunch. We ate lunch at one of those restaurants by the beach. After that back to the room where we would have 4 hours and have amazing bb action and even let me record a short video. Eventually it was nearing 6 pm and she had to go to work at Monte. Walked her over and kissed her goodbye and that we would meet again. Overall I am in love with Rio but then I would end back in Sao Paulo and geez did I miss it so much. Stay tuned in the SP forum for more!
Wayne Roberts
04-07-25, 01:38
Quick question, has anyone ever had any issues with card usage at the termas? Curious to know if you have been overcharged or had your card skimmed. I tend to always use cash, but cards have become so ubiquitous in Brazil now.
Plerepleple
04-07-25, 02:30
Hello everyone,
I will go soon to Rio, and it will be my first time.
I was wondering if it was safe to get girls from erosguia or fatalmodel to my AirBnb or if I should only call girls to come to a hotel?
Also, can someone tell me what are the real prices? They vary fro 250 to 600 are from what seems to be equivalent "quality" girls.
Thanks in advance for the tips!
For some reason it removed the are in front of $ but all rates in Reais before anyone starts complaining.
The Tall Man
04-07-25, 05:35
Well, this trip I've been to the four main termas multiple times. I think it would be unfair to grade them by comparison because talent varies there from time to time. I saw variations over the past three weeks so could imagine how it could be over three months for example. Nevertheless, the following is my experience for the period I've been here:
(1) Centaurus........ Best facilities, best music, darkest club (can hardly assess looks properly).
(2) Four X Four...... Liveliest club (suitable for the younger guys, especially the brothas).
(3) Solarium.......... Hottest girls. Most welcoming club with honest upfront approach.
(4) Monte Carlo...... Friendliest girls.
My favorite was Solarium. However, I won't advise punters to just accept what was my experience, explore for yourself and give your opinion.
So far I've not had a bad experience or even a just ok experience; all the girls have been remarkable as is to be expected in Rio de Janeiro. Special kudos in particular to the girls of Monte Carlo who were just amazing. For example, there was the mulatta I went with who DFK'd me before the room, during the room and after the room. Then when we said our goodbyes she left, then called me and rushed back and said "one more kiss". Only in Rio!I spent many of late evenings and nights in all of these termas on my two visits to Rio in 2000 and seeing your summary of each is the same experiences that I had 25 years ago (yes I have a photographic memory which has been a blessing and a curse in my life, hehehe), I need to get back to Rio.
Godspeed!
The Tall Man.
Just wondering from last year, or before. Do things shut down over Easter weekend in Rio? Are the termas closed? Do the girls go home for the whole week? Or is the party on?
Wayne Roberts
04-07-25, 14:40
Chaps, back in Brazil and had a quick question about the safety of using credit cards or debit cards at the termas and boates? Anyone ever had any issue with skimming or overcharging? I have not had an issue but I am cautious about it because losing access to a card when overseas is a bit of a nightmare. Would appreciate some insight, and it helps not having to draw cash all the time.
Thanks.
I spent many of late evenings and nights in all of these termas on my two visits to Rio in 2000 and seeing your summary of each is the same experiences that I had 25 years ago (yes I have a photographic memory which has been a blessing and a curse in my life, hehehe), I need to get back to Rio.
Godspeed!
The Tall Man.The only difference for me is that 25 years ago Centaurus had much much nicer girls. In fact for me they had the hottest girls. They also had a lot more girls. How the great has fallen! Back then only 4x4 had more girls.
No doubt beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I rate garotas above paisas in terms of looks and service. The advantage of Colombia is the cost which makes that country a must visit for me and also makes it difficult for me to suggest a preferred destination between the two countries.
The Tall Man
04-07-25, 17:58
I spent many of late evenings and nights in all of these termas on my two visits to Rio in 2000 and seeing your summary of each is the same experiences that I had 25 years ago (yes I have a photographic memory which has been a blessing and a curse in my life, hehehe), I need to get back to Rio.
Godspeed!
The Tall Man.
The only difference for me is that 25 years ago Centaurus had much much nicer girls. In fact for me they had the hottest girls. They also had a lot more girls. How the great has fallen! Back then only 4x4 had more girls.
No doubt beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I rate garotas above paisas in terms of looks and service. The advantage of Colombia is the cost which makes that country a must visit for me and also makes it difficult for me to suggest a preferred destination between the two countries.An interesting perspective Turgid which, as some of you know, The Tall Man has lived in Medellin for 10 plus years and have seen and experienced it all here, for the better and the worst, so now some can understand my dilemma as the Paisa's are my friends, lovers, friends with benefits, travel partners and yes even "back door boyfriends, lovin it all, so what is the draw of me needing to fly back to be it Rio / Brazil or the Philippines or Tijuana or Havana / Cuba or the DR or Russia or Eastern Europe or whatever place where I P4 P, guess I am spoiled.
The handful of young / sweet, fresh, no drugs or addictions, most with no stamp tramp disgusting tattoos, all with no plastic implants rather natural beauty and completely feminine / demure with the sweetest Paisa facial attributes and playfulness that are in my stable which I have developed over some time is simply incredible, ok going through this exercise I see that I don't need to be anywhere else.
Lovin life in Medellin, Colombia.
The Tall Man.
I do have pics, which I regularly share on my zap group.
Anyone else?Can you add me please? I sent you a message with my number a few days ago. (I arrive in Rio in a few days).
Mr Enternational
04-07-25, 18:48
Chaps, back in Brazil and had a quick question about the safety of using credit cards or debit cards at the termas and boates? .Since they charge a percentage for using credit cards, wouldn't it make more sense to pay cash? Never any problem using a credit card in any other location, but for paying hookers I always use cash to avoid extra fees.
VipModeOnly
04-07-25, 19:23
Chaps, back in Brazil and had a quick question about the safety of using credit cards or debit cards at the termas and boates? Anyone ever had any issue with skimming or overcharging? I have not had an issue but I am cautious about it because losing access to a card when overseas is a bit of a nightmare. Would appreciate some insight, and it helps not having to draw cash all the time.
Thanks.I used tap to pay at 583.
Just wondering if condom use is normal for oral sex? Regular sex? Anal sex? How about in the termas, is everything covered? Or with an upcharge is bareback is allowed?
Is there a fear of disease with the women, or getting it from them?Most girls will not use a condom for oral sex, BBBJ is the norm but don't be surprised if you find one who wants to use a condom. Condoms for regular sex is the norm. If you ask a small percentage of girls will do it for free without a condom. If you ask some girls will ask for more money but you can negotiate for non use of condoms.
Hello everyone,
I will go soon to Rio, and it will be my first time.
I was wondering if it was safe to get girls from erosguia or fatalmodel to my AirBnb or if I should only call girls to come to a hotel?
Also, can someone tell me what are the real prices? They vary fro 250 to 600 are from what seems to be equivalent "quality" girls.
Thanks in advance for the tips!Having escorts come to your Airbnb is relatively safe just make sure your valuables are out of sight, don't take chances. Those prices seem ok for the average girl. I've seen girls recently ask for 1,500 and you have to go to them, I didn't but that's what they were asking. Many girls these days want you to go to them, in my experience escorts by definition come to you but now they want you to go to them and if you insist they come to you they want to charge extra. This is especially for Barra VIP, they want you to send an Uber which is cheap enough and then they want a live link of where you are which I still don't get. And the best of all is some asking for an upfront down payment via pix. So the use of escorts is becoming a real pain.
Vagabundo1
04-08-25, 03:16
That's just crazy.
But it is why Vagabundo is a de facto pimp in Barra.
I bring the best mulattas and morenas from Vila Mimosa to Barra and I deliver them for a mark up of like 1000% or at least 250%.
My girl says if I buy her a house for $10,000 reais in guapamirim she will have my kid.
I mean, it is kind of like Lugano, it has lakes, it is in the mountains.
I already have a few thousand 7. 5 mm swiss rifles staged there with 43,000,000 rounds of 7. 62 mm match grade black hills open tip ammo, and a few hundred of the Ohio Ordinance. 338 lapua norma magnum belted. 338 REAPR rifle machine gun and a collection of the souls of all the French Slave Traders from the last 500 years.
I pay her like 300 r plus uber.
I have been doing mSTR iron condors, if you know what that means Option Traders, then you have a role in my life, if not, then get lost. Unless you can bring me a few hot blondes who will do lesbian shows with black girls, like mutually 69 for a minimum of two hours in a baby oil bath and be able to win baby oil wrestling matches with negras and loiras the loser takes the strap on with the 17 cm vibrator up her tight carioca ass.
Pass the weed.
Having escorts come to your Airbnb is relatively safe just make sure your valuables are out of sight, don't take chances. Those prices seem ok for the average girl. I've seen girls recently ask for 1,500 and you have to go to them, I didn't but that's what they were asking. Many girls these days want you to go to them, in my experience escorts by definition come to you but now they want you to go to them and if you insist they come to you they want to charge extra. This is especially for Barra VIP, they want you to send an Uber which is cheap enough and then they want a live link of where you are which I still don't get. And the best of all is some asking for an upfront down payment via pix. So the use of escorts is becoming a real pain.
Vagabundo1
04-09-25, 00:20
Ann amari pernoite 300.
I have her over. We fuck 5 minutes yesterday, 5 today, but she stays all day, massages, keeps me company, brings weed, is a trustworthy person.
Still having a kid would just give her a hostage to keep extorting money out of me like all the locals except those who speak english and are from rich families that can take care of me in the level of luxury to which a northern Italian nobleman from the wealthy Rigatoni family of Lake Lugano has become accustomed to.
Where are the rich white or richer or ideally really really rich dark black brazilian kick boxers? Now that's what I want, a super rich black chick who will have her family pay me to fuck her in the ass all day. They are out there. She's probably eating French pussy!
Woodenlivers
04-09-25, 02:56
Anyone seen this girl?
I thought these lips were Pshop but wow, these hang so low she must have back problems!!
https://www.riosexsite.com/files/fotos/3565/3565_03122024_094153_0_ftp.jpgYeah, she's a nice girl. Still has a good grip, but visually, the situation down there looks worse than it is. This is what happens when the gym girls start taking steroids. Everything down there gets larger. If only the same thing happened to us, lmao.
This is an old experience I always wanted to share. This happened back 2013, one year before the Brazil World Cup.
I arrived at Galeao airport some 5 hours ahead my flight to leave Brazil, by myself. As I arrived early, I was quite relaxed making the line to check my luggage. Suddenly a man in suit, around 60 years old, educated, with a photocheck ID hanging from his neck, approached to me and talked in perfect argentinian spanish. He asks me about my flight, blah blah blah and tells me, as my flight was some hours ahead, he offers to show me a book of pics with girls. Of course it was a super strange proposal I rejected.
I said to myself "what the hell? An argentinian offering me girls in the Rio de Janeiro airport" ?
The man simply went away and I continued the line to check my luggage. Everything went normal and nothing like this happened to me in a brazilian airport, never ever again.
Were any of you contacted by guys in the Galeao or other brazilian airport with such proposals?
Vagabundo1
04-09-25, 13:42
Elisa Sanches 16 April Perola Negra.
Operational Order SWISS NAVY OPERATION HONEYTRAP.
Situation: Swiss Bankers need to embezzle more money.
Mission: Convert the tier 1 hoar.
Execution: Target is Lis Lopes.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DH-9h6hR77I/
https://www.instagram.com/p/DH1rEfipOPA/
https://www.instagram.com/lislopes.rj/
Imma need some pipe hitter secret agent ISG members to go in and convert Lis with your penises to obey her SWISS NAVY handlers. Vagabundo being unafraid to admit his failings realizes his 17 centimeters of fat German South Asian bratwurst is insufficient to subdue Lis, though perhaps using a few toys and vibrators and cash he could subdue the hoar. The tier 1 hoar in Rio is not Elisa Sanches but Lis Lopes because Lis is the DJ at the tier 1 Asha swing club.
Administration: Bring no less than $10,000 USD in your brokerage account, ibkr dot com. Bring the best USB powered sex toy as a donation for Vagabundo, or Glock parts, Glock 26. Suppressors will get you a private show with the best 19 year olds at Vila Mimosa.
Command and Control: Hit up Vagabundo on one of his 39 numbers on his Whatsapp group. It raises suspicion so let me clear it up, due to his extensive work on the Swiss Italian border there are certain groups who are bent on collecting on an old bar tab in Ramadi.
Plerepleple
04-09-25, 23:46
Having escorts come to your Airbnb is relatively safe just make sure your valuables are out of sight, don't take chances. Those prices seem ok for the average girl. I've seen girls recently ask for 1,500 and you have to go to them, I didn't but that's what they were asking. Many girls these days want you to go to them, in my experience escorts by definition come to you but now they want you to go to them and if you insist they come to you they want to charge extra. This is especially for Barra VIP, they want you to send an Uber which is cheap enough and then they want a live link of where you are which I still don't get. And the best of all is some asking for an upfront down payment via pix. So the use of escorts is becoming a real pain.Thanks for your reply.
I am now chosing an Airbnb based on if the host allows visitors or not. The host of what I think is the most suitable place says that guest are allows as long as "they are previously authorized at the 24-hour gatehouse". The girls that I am going to pick will obviously look like escorts. My question is, will the guard at the gatehouse make a fuss about it and not allow them in?
Thanks once again.
Thanks for your reply.
I am now chosing an Airbnb based on if the host allows visitors or not. The host of what I think is the most suitable place says that guest are allows as long as "they are previously authorized at the 24-hour gatehouse". The girls that I am going to pick will obviously look like escorts. My question is, will the guard at the gatehouse make a fuss about it and not allow them in?
Thanks once again.I would stay away from this Airbnb, previously authorized doesn't sound good. How much previous time are they talking about? Keep looking most Airbnb allow guests, I usually ask the host if I can bring my friends in just one or two for a drink. They know what you're talking about, some might say yes but they can't sleep over, I usually pass on these too. Many will tell you sure no problem you can bring in as many friends as the apartment will allow. Get it in writing!
This is an old experience I always wanted to share. This happened back 2013, one year before the Brazil World Cup.
I arrived at Galeao airport some 5 hours ahead my flight to leave Brazil, by myself. As I arrived early, I was quite relaxed making the line to check my luggage. Suddenly a man in suit, around 60 years old, educated, with a photocheck ID hanging from his neck, approached to me and talked in perfect argentinian spanish. He asks me about my flight, blah blah blah and tells me, as my flight was some hours ahead, he offers to show me a book of pics with girls. Of course it was a super strange proposal I rejected.
I said to myself "what the hell? An argentinian offering me girls in the Rio de Janeiro airport" ?
The man simply went away and I continued the line to check my luggage. Everything went normal and nothing like this happened to me in a brazilian airport, never ever again.
Were any of you contacted by guys in the Galeao or other brazilian airport with such proposals?It seems odd that a man would be asking someone departing rather than arriving assuming you were in the departure area. You should have played along a little to see what the scam is. There is a hotel in the airport, would be nice if he was offering a quickie in one of the rooms with a girl so you have something nice to do while waiting for your flight, LOL. But I usually get one last one in before I leave for the airport so I would have been drained on departure like most guys.
Plerepleple
04-11-25, 00:52
I would stay away from this Airbnb, previously authorized doesn't sound good. How much previous time are they talking about? Keep looking most Airbnb allow guests, I usually ask the host if I can bring my friends in just one or two for a drink. They know what you're talking about, some might say yes but they can't sleep over, I usually pass on these too. Many will tell you sure no problem you can bring in as many friends as the apartment will allow. Get it in writing!Thanks for the response.
I found a cool flat in Ipanema. I asked the owner if it I could bring guests over and he said no problem since I have loads of great review on Airbnb. I guess he figured what I was talking about.
Cheers!
Hahaha nice idea to have a private session right there at the airport for a late bite.
I would have done it with a wingman, but I was by myself and the proposal too tricky.
In the interior, it was very common the motoboys (bike guys) with a book of pics with girls.
It seems odd that a man would be asking someone departing rather than arriving assuming you were in the departure area. You should have played along a little to see what the scam is. There is a hotel in the airport, would be nice if he was offering a quickie in one of the rooms with a girl so you have something nice to do while waiting for your flight, LOL. But I usually get one last one in before I leave for the airport so I would have been drained on departure like most guys.
Vagabundo1
04-12-25, 02:32
Vagabundo and Cat.
My cost per fuck per minute was 230/37 or 6 ish.
My new curve ball line is calling her Dilma rousseff while I am fucking her.
It must have been funny, as she kept my vibe up against her clit and my dick for fully 25 minutes in doggy style.
Normally, she goes to 'brute" or something like that which means she lays on her belly.
OK, so also, I was playing some Elisa sanches porn, which also gets me going. Before and after I entertain the girls by telling them my usual, sou felipe ret bengala, sou gogo boy, normalmente meninas me paga 500 reais por vc vou fazer um desconto, 300 reais, sem anal, com camisinha (funny, ironically, since I am always getting it bare for a tip), so it is a little self depracating shtick.
So.
New girls there, dani says she will eat cat's pussy. I might pay for that.
Some guys in the group tell vagabundo to go to tdm 607. Vagabundo does in fact monger patrol ramble on over there, having checked out emporio on the way, and to get to 607 in that miserable building one has to go up to 21, then walk down 14 stair levels. But there are some spinner negras there, but both are getting railed, one comes to the door, her hand over her pussy, the other over her tits. So, lesson is hit the prives jimmyboy style at 12 h or 11 h, the best girls get banged over and over early.
I dunno. Life in paradise is not perfect.
I am on the 12th floor overlooking barra posto 5 - 9. My rent is like 6600 r per month. The apartment is 45/55 sq meters, 10 m being a balcony, which is a optimal space capsule for low earth orbit. Vagabundo games and trades, selling crypto volatility there, sitting in a hammock, a whiskey in one hand (broke my aa streak at about 2 weeks), and taking a hit from a joint in a video call to some stuck up legacy elite school ***** and her doctor husband who suddenly want help protecting their precious dinheiro when they couldn't find the time to schedule a fucking phone call for a book club a week or two ago before the crash. Ann amari hands me first a whiskey on ice and then a hit from a joint while I blow the smoke in the rich world *****'s face, the rich world pussy prison warden being in alcoholics anonymous, so I am like fucking with her, oh, I love fucking with rich world women. How many groups have I gotten kicked out of for the sin of posting vagabundo and some 20 year old surf girl on a beach in rio de Janeiro.
Fuck.
Rich.
World.
Fuck them with a nice thick lube bottle to stretch out their judgmental irrelevant ***** holes, not that I would want to be any where near these hoars, fuck the rich world.
So.
So, it was 3 or 4 days ago. There these rich world and cheese dick s are on a video call with vagabundo, and ann amari hands me home cooked brownies, ganja joints, and whiskey. And I laugh at the rich world kunt and her cheese dick husband whose Latino dick has not fucked her irrelevant vagina for decades apparently. Oh, vagabundo revels in the irony, sneers at their very pathos, encino man and his kunt, who cling together for appearance, while vagabundo on demand, gets fresh 20-ish kunts, for a nice ride.
So here in Rio, vagabundo has real friends in rio -- engineering student and an Indian medical student at university, who want to go to feira sao cristavao, but that is like so far away from barra, and vagabundo is tired, having fucked for 37 minutes, then sucked on cat's tits. When he got back to his casa, vagabundo actually went to the gym, hit the bag and did some cleans and some dead lifts.
So vagabundo's cure to a bad knee is using the fucking thing, same thing a bad back, same thing a sore shoulder. Ok, so I am fucking 91 years old, but my gonads -- Rio de Janeiro my left testicle, and Sao Paulo my right testicle work -- and lifting weights will make me a better man, and help to improve my flexibility so I can wipe my ass.
I know these "buy me drink" bars are inflated but I was quoted (at Casablanca) $R1,600 (600 to club and 1,000 to girl), or $272 USD before the exorbitant transaction fees, not to mention $R100 entry fee.
I basically laughed in the girls face but she didn't budge on the price. And there's no way I'm doing anything in their weird little sex closet in the back.
Are people actually paying this or was I being massively up sold? This chick was super hot but man, I could get 3 really hot girls in Tijuana for this price. Just a little shocked by these prices.
Vagabundo1
04-12-25, 12:11
I hate copa exhibit 432.
583.
I know these "buy me drink" bars are inflated but I was quoted (at Casablanca) $R1,600 (600 to club and 1,000 to girl), or $272 USD before the exorbitant transaction fees, not to mention $R100 entry fee.
I basically laughed in the girls face but she didn't budge on the price. And there's no way I'm doing anything in their weird little sex closet in the back.
Are people actually paying this or was I being massively up sold? This chick was super hot but man, I could get 3 really hot girls in Tijuana for this price. Just a little shocked by these prices.
VipModeOnly
04-13-25, 01:09
I know these "buy me drink" bars are inflated but I was quoted (at Casablanca) $R1,600 (600 to club and 1,000 to girl), or $272 USD before the exorbitant transaction fees, not to mention $R100 entry fee.
I basically laughed in the girls face but she didn't budge on the price. And there's no way I'm doing anything in their weird little sex closet in the back.
Are people actually paying this or was I being massively up sold? This chick was super hot but man, I could get 3 really hot girls in Tijuana for this price. Just a little shocked by these prices.Was her name jenny? I got quoted r1000 from a girl named jenny, I didn't take her up on it then but I did see her twice after Kuz she was just too hot not to. This time around I'm staying out of the White House.
I know these "buy me drink" bars are inflated but I was quoted (at Casablanca) $R1,600 (600 to club and 1,000 to girl), or $272 USD before the exorbitant transaction fees, not to mention $R100 entry fee.
I basically laughed in the girls face but she didn't budge on the price. And there's no way I'm doing anything in their weird little sex closet in the back.
Are people actually paying this or was I being massively up sold? This chick was super hot but man, I could get 3 really hot girls in Tijuana for this price. Just a little shocked by these prices.She has nothing to lose by swinging for the fences on the price. If she is lucky, you might be a newbie who doesn't know that 300 dollars for 1 hour, is a high price. Next time, just exchange numbers and text her your price and time standards.
I know these "buy me drink" bars are inflated but I was quoted (at Casablanca) $R1,600 (600 to club and 1,000 to girl), or $272 USD before the exorbitant transaction fees, not to mention $R100 entry fee.
I basically laughed in the girls face but she didn't budge on the price. And there's no way I'm doing anything in their weird little sex closet in the back.
Are people actually paying this or was I being massively up sold? This chick was super hot but man, I could get 3 really hot girls in Tijuana for this price. Just a little shocked by these prices.Casablanca is a big scammy club in Copa. The quotes you heard are very typical gringo prices at that place. A girl quoted me $300 for half hour. Like you, I laughed and walked away. She later returns with a new offer of 40 minutes for the same price. I would visit Dolce Vita instead of wasting $100 entry at Casablanca.
Vagabundo1
04-16-25, 13:27
Dollars? When are you coming back to Rio senor Lalabo? I owe you a vila Mimosa / Mosaico patrol -- where the best girls continue to be -- and the DJ from 4 x 4 continues to appear after midnight, the best time to arrive.
Casablanca is a big scammy club in Copa. The quotes you heard are very typical gringo prices at that place. A girl quoted me $300 for half hour. Like you, I laughed and walked away. She later returns with a new offer of 40 minutes for the same price. I would visit Dolce Vita instead of wasting $100 entry at Casablanca.
Dollars? When are you coming back to Rio senor Lalabo? I owe you a vila Mimosa / Mosaico patrol -- where the best girls continue to be -- and the DJ from 4 x 4 continues to appear after midnight, the best time to arrive.Yes, the quotes were in Dollars. Unfortunately, I don't have any plans to visit Rio this year. Maybe next year!
Vagabundo1
04-18-25, 02:55
Nina Deponca.
I had a fave over to the new place. 300/30 cpf pm of 9 ish, not counting sushi.
Good massage. Watched some favorite porn. Good performance.
Vagabundo1
04-20-25, 18:26
Anne amari is over, 300/10 like 30 reais cost per fuck per minute what the fuck but she brought weed we smoked, and smoked, and smoked, so there is that.
Vagabundo is feet wet on a German passport on March 17,1954.
Hi all,
Returning to Rio for a two centre visit in August. A week in Buzios and a week in Ipanema. I know my way round Copa, Ipanema, Leblon etc and can always visit old friends in Centro, but I've never been to Buzios. It looks beautiful but are there opportunities there to strengthen UK / Brazil relations? Any advice welcome. If I am successful, I will of course share my experiences. Thanks in advance.
Wayne Roberts
04-22-25, 04:15
Can I get a price check on the termas, in Rio right now trying to make sure I am not overpaying.
4 X4.
Centauras.
Solarium.
Price per session on site, and then what the girls typically ask for per noite at the moment.
Thanks boys!
Hi all,
Returning to Rio for a two centre visit in August. A week in Buzios and a week in Ipanema. I know my way round Copa, Ipanema, Leblon etc and can always visit old friends in Centro, but I've never been to Buzios. It looks beautiful but are there opportunities there to strengthen UK / Brazil relations? Any advice welcome. If I am successful, I will of course share my experiences. Thanks in advance.For Buzios I recommend to bring your own date (s).
Vagabundo1
04-22-25, 10:45
Yep.
I brought kainan bellato, a negra the best hoar vagabundo has had, a tight 18 year old tier 1 hitter hoar in 2015 who loved vagabundo.
Her asshole was so tight.
She gave me her double penetration virginity on our first night at hotel malaga which I booked remotely based on her reviews on a hoar review site like gparena.
In other words her pussy and her anal hole had already been fucked.
But she stretttcheeeed her asshole with a dildo or maybe she put a dildo in her pussy while she put my dick in her asshole bare for her DP virginity, which is touching.
Carioca hoars are like that.
Meier morena gave me her anal lube bottle virginity the other day in other words she put a purple lube botte up her ass when she squirted, which is touching in that kind of kinky afternoon sex kinda way.
Nice negra ass on that 18 year old, nice tight holes, pics to follow. Ah, the memories.
For Buzios I recommend to bring your own date (s).
Hi all,
Returning to Rio for a two centre visit in August. A week in Buzios and a week in Ipanema. I know my way round Copa, Ipanema, Leblon etc and can always visit old friends in Centro, but I've never been to Buzios. It looks beautiful but are there opportunities there to strengthen UK / Brazil relations? Any advice welcome. If I am successful, I will of course share my experiences. Thanks in advance.You can find some girls in the bars and clubs at night plus check these sites but it's a good place to take a girlfriend, I usually like to go just to chill for a few days recharge then return to Rio. A week is a little long for me, I usually do good about 3 days maybe 4.
https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-armacao-dos-buzios-rj?showRedirectModal=true
https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/buzios
Vagabundo1
04-22-25, 18:10
That would be kainan bellato, who later graduated to riosexsite dot com (and those prices, good for her negra ass as she was like one of the rare negras on that site) when she was living with me in a Botafogo Airbnb with a redhead she brought along for duplas. I only paid the redhead, as the negra was my free girlfriend for the lodging, which was a really good trade.
The original topic was?
How to get negras and red head duplas? Right?
Oh, yeah, it was something about. I have video!
Yep.
I brought kainan bellato, a negra the best hoar vagabundo has had, a tight 18 year old tier 1 hitter hoar in 2015 who loved vagabundo.
Her asshole was so tight.
She gave me her double penetration virginity on our first night at hotel malaga which I booked remotely based on her reviews on a hoar review site like gparena.
In other words her pussy and her anal hole had already been fucked.
But she stretttcheeeed her asshole with a dildo or maybe she put a dildo in her pussy while she put my dick in her asshole bare for her DP virginity, which is touching..
Vagabundo1
04-22-25, 18:13
Oh, yeah, the original topic was bringing girls to buziox.
See paella and sangria, both of which as bachelors we should know how to cook for ourselves, right men?!
Yep.
I brought kainan bellato, a negra the best hoar vagabundo has had, a tight 18 year old tier 1 hitter hoar in 2015 who loved vagabundo.
Her asshole was so tight.
She gave me her double penetration virginity on our first night at hotel malaga which I booked remotely based on her reviews on a hoar review site like gparena.
In other words her pussy and her anal hole had already been fucked.
But she stretttcheeeed her asshole with a dildo or maybe she put a dildo in her pussy while she put my dick in her asshole bare for her DP virginity, which is touching..
Thanks gents, I reached out a little on the sites you recommended regarding my upcoming Buzios visit, Rio Bob, and have 4 contacts who want me to get in touch when I arrive, so that's looking positive.
During my most recent short trip to Copa, earlier this month, I used Gparena.net to order girls direct to my AirBnB. It worked a treat! A couple flaked on me but overall a reliable and affordable option.
Had a couple of evenings watching English football on the big screen in Mabs. Not impressed, girls with inflated opinions of themselves asking vastly inflated prices. Some were a little difficult to shake off too once I had turned them down. Left me feeling a bit uncomfortable, as there would be 5 or 6 girls staring at you like you were dinner!
Hopefully catch up and share a few beers with some members next time I'm over. Have fun and stay safe gentlemen.
Hello. Will be in Rio for a few days and as an FKK aficionado am planning to hit the well known termas' (from the reports seems like I will enjoy Monte Carlo and Solarium the most). But I see that they are closed on Sundays. Are there any good options for the afternoon / evenings on a Sunday aside from escorts. It needs to be me visiting and generally prefer a place where I can chill and have a choice of girls. My tastes are fairly conventional and money is not too much of an issue.
Thanks. And as always will report on my exploits.
KnightCrawller
04-23-25, 00:12
Has anyone ever done a private boat tour in Rio? Heading there with a group of guys and the consensus seems to be to rent a boat (and crew, of course) and fill it with girls for a few hours. I've only ever done something like this in Colombia, not sure how common it is in a place like Rio. Any experiences / recommendations would be welcome and appreciated!
Hello. Will be in Rio for a few days and as an FKK aficionado am planning to hit the well known termas' (from the reports seems like I will enjoy Monte Carlo and Solarium the most). But I see that they are closed on Sundays. Are there any good options for the afternoon / evenings on a Sunday aside from escorts. It needs to be me visiting and generally prefer a place where I can chill and have a choice of girls. My tastes are fairly conventional and money is not too much of an issue.
Thanks. And as always will report on my exploits.Personally on Sunday I usually call a girl that I already know or an escort but it seems these days escorts would prefer you go to their apartment. In the evening you can stop by MABS restaurant on the northern part of Copacabana, it's not perfect but since Dolce Vita is closed on Sunday they may get a good crowd. There's 2 more clip joints in Copacabana that might be open: Casablanca and Kalabria, I've only been once, the girls are nice but I prefer Dolce Vita and the girls move around from club to club on other days. Sunday is a little challenging if you have restrictions.
Hi all,
Returning to Rio for a two centre visit in August. A week in Buzios and a week in Ipanema. I know my way round Copa, Ipanema, Leblon etc and can always visit old friends in Centro, but I've never been to Buzios. It looks beautiful but are there opportunities there to strengthen UK / Brazil relations? Any advice welcome. If I am successful, I will of course share my experiences. Thanks in advance.Go to Buzios for 2 days, Max. Buzios is not crawling with working girls and don't forget that August is winter in Rio.
Vagabundo, serious question. Are you special needs? Why are you writing like that? Get a better outlet my guy.
Steve 9696
04-23-25, 13:07
Hello. Will be in Rio for a few days and as an FKK aficionado am planning to hit the well known termas' (from the reports seems like I will enjoy Monte Carlo and Solarium the most). But I see that they are closed on Sundays. Are there any good options for the afternoon / evenings on a Sunday aside from escorts. It needs to be me visiting and generally prefer a place where I can chill and have a choice of girls. My tastes are fairly conventional and money is not too much of an issue.
Thanks. And as always will report on my exploits.Sunday is pretty much a bust in Rio. You need to have a girl in hand and go on a date. This is easy to do with terma girls. Get the number (and picture) of every girl you meet at MC / solarium. And invite your favorite out for dinner or a drink and more. This is def easiest way. The other alternative is Seeking Arrangement. You would need to get a membership ($120/ mo) and sift thru a lot of shitty girls but there are some real gems on there also. For example I met my current Rio steady girl on Seeki g for a Sunday date in 2023. And ended up spending 11 days together last year. So def some gold to be mined. But getting numbers at MC / Sol is going to be easiest.
Hey guys! Thanks for all the reporting as always. Makes all of my travels much more enjoyable. First trip to Rio. Staying in copacabana for ten days starting may 5. Typically I enjoy the massage parlors best. Any help or advice you can give on the best massage places I would greatly appreciate!
Sunday is pretty much a bust in Rio. You need to have a girl in hand and go on a date. This is easy to do with terma girls. Get the number (and picture) of every girl you meet at MC / solarium. And invite your favorite out for dinner or a drink and more. This is def easiest way. The other alternative is Seeking Arrangement. You would need to get a membership ($120/ mo) and sift thru a lot of shitty girls but there are some real gems on there also. For example I met my current Rio steady girl on Seeki g for a Sunday date in 2023. And ended up spending 11 days together last year. So def some gold to be mined. But getting numbers at MC / Sol is going to be easiest.Or third you can get an escort from one of the reputable sites. There are several in Brazil, which is the only country where I would consider using an online escort site since there are some good ones where you get what you see. And you can find girls working any day of the week.
Vagabundo1
04-24-25, 08:44
Sundays, assuming you are staying in copa as most idiot first time mongers do until safety pushes them to barra or botafogo. Take the 457 bus to vila mimosa, or metro to metro sao cristavao at 15 h, get a hoar at vila, go with a wcingman.
The best casa is 44 or 46, outside the alley, better for security even if alone (not recommended).
The best beach, by the way, is barra posto 2, where one can swim in the ocean relatively safely, and the best girls are.
So there you have it.
Classico beach club is where perola negra girls go on sundays. That is at barra posto 2, where vagabundo lives more or less.
Sunday is pretty much a bust in Rio. You need to have a girl in hand and go on a date. This is easy to do with terma girls. Get the number (and picture) of every girl you meet at MC / solarium. And invite your favorite out for dinner or a drink and more. This is def easiest way. The other alternative is Seeking Arrangement. You would need to get a membership ($120/ mo) and sift thru a lot of shitty girls but there are some real gems on there also. For example I met my current Rio steady girl on Seeki g for a Sunday date in 2023. And ended up spending 11 days together last year. So def some gold to be mined. But getting numbers at MC / Sol is going to be easiest.
DoomBringer321
04-24-25, 11:22
Vagabundo, serious question. Are you special needs? Why are you writing like that? Get a better outlet my guy.You must be new Vagabundo always talks in the third person, he always writes in some storytelling mode, a cursory view of one or several hundred of his posts, you will notice that right away so weather his has one or many mental disabilities, that opinion is stupid, maybe we all have a disability of sorts we are going online to talk about getting pussy.
Vagabundo1
04-24-25, 16:55
Thanks.
Senor doombringer is a swiss navy infantry veteran like me who runs the western half of south america for the swiss navy.
I do also smoke some ganja.
On my whatsapp group I share the full kainan bellato booty-ful collection from time to time.
I missed my calling. Haha.
You must be new Vagabundo always talks in the third person, he always writes in some storytelling mode, a cursory view of one or several hundred of his posts, you will notice that right away so weather his has one or many mental disabilities, that opinion is stupid, maybe we all have a disability of sorts we are going online to talk about getting pussy.
Got to my hotel just after 5 pm. First on the agenda was to find a cambio and change some money but was told they were closed due to a public holiday and that seemed to be the case. Ended up exchanging USD500 at a hotel in Cocacabana at a rate of 5. 2. No doubt over the odds but at least I had the necessary resources.
From my research on the forum, it seemed I would prefer the termas rather than picking up a girl in a club or bar or visiting an escort. I may only be able to visit two whilst here and had earmarked Monte Carlo and Solarium as the ones I would most likely enjoy.
Took an Uber to Monte Carlo at around 9 pm but it was closed due to a public holiday. Plan be decided to head to Centaurus as it wasn't too far away.
Entry was 160 and I headed straight up to the floor where all the girls were which is essentially a bar. I was overwhelmed as there were around 20 skimply clad girls. , all of decent to good quality. I was the only guy there and they were virtually all over me like a rash, feeling me up and groping me like they were hyenas over a piece of prime meat.
I sat down and 5-6 of them followed me and the two who managed to sit on either side of me started snogging me, inviting me to grope their arses and tits. , feeling my ever hardening cock etc. One of them got her tits out and let me have a little suck and the two of them had a little snog themselves as though I wasn't already in the mood.
The two on either side were actually the ones I found most attractive so it was a bonus. I decided to have a threesome with them as I enjoy having them when the price is reasonable (and compared to Dubai that is the case) and after such a long flight I reckoned I only had one shot in the locker.
The girls also made a nice contrast. Carla was white with blondish hair, petite with big tits albeit enhanced. Serra (at least that's how it sounded) is a black girl with a lovely smooth, natural figure. She was the most stunning girl in the club and I generally don't find black girls that attractive. Carla is 25 and Serra looks a bit younger.
At the locker I was persuaded in making it a 60 min session. I had a 40 min session in mind but given the warm welcome it was all too easy to lose discipline which proved to be a mistake. I paid 1600 at the locker which comprised 220 for the room and 690 per girl.
Sadly the session did not come close to expectations s for the simple reason that they didn't do owo and insisted it was an extra. It had not occurred to me that owo would not be included as I expected it to be a given in Brazil. It did put a real dampener on the whole session.
They were fine with FK and did a bit with each other which was the highlight. Carla was by far the better performer and in fairness her blow job was so good that I almost came fairly early in the session. I stopped so I didn't pop too early but in hindsight should have done so or mounted one of them when I was fully hard as I couldn't get going again. Eventually came with them tossing me off when we were only 40 minutes into the session which is all I should have gone for.
Serra was ready to go but Carla at least had the decency to suggest a massage albeit not for much longer than 5 minutes. They then had the temerity to ask for a tip and were pleading for R60 each so they could eat. I refused and they came down to R10 but having already been shortchanged, I wasn't going to give them a dime extra.
Overall, great looking girls but sub-standard service. Seems to me Centaurus is a tourist trap but you need to be disciplined not to get suckered into a longer session than you need and make sure owo is on the menu before proceeding. Hopefully the rest of the trip will improve.
Thanks for the options. I like the idea of booking an escort and visiting her at her place, preferably near copacabana. I understand the best site is https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-rj?neighborhood=copacabana. Don't mind splashimg out and getting a high end 9 or 10!
Sadly the session did not come close to expectations s for the simple reason that they didn't do owo and insisted it was an extra. It had not occurred to me that owo would not be included as I expected it to be a given in Brazil. It did put a real dampener on the whole session.
.I don't know what "OWO" is but you should have walked out of the room and told the manager you were going to pick 2 different girls. When you are paying, you make the rules, you never allow a terma girl to tell you that you have to pay extra for a particular service. Thats should have been a huge red flag that your session was going to be sub standard. It seemed like there werent many other guys in the boate, so you could easily have replaced them with girls who would have eagerly done everything you requested.
I don't know what "OWO" is but you should have walked out of the room and told the manager you were going to pick 2 different girls. When you are paying, you make the rules, you never allow a terma girl to tell you that you have to pay extra for a particular service. Thats should have been a huge red flag that your session was going to be sub standard. It seemed like there werent many other guys in the boate, so you could easily have replaced them with girls who would have eagerly done everything you requested.OWO means oral without condom. Luckily having a much better day today at Monte Carlo
I don't know what "OWO" is but you should have walked out of the room and told the manager you were going to pick 2 different girls. When you are paying, you make the rules, you never allow a terma girl to tell you that you have to pay extra for a particular service. Thats should have been a huge red flag that your session was going to be sub standard. It seemed like there werent many other guys in the boate, so you could easily have replaced them with girls who would have eagerly done everything you requested.By his description sounds like the same two at Centaurus who tried to tag team me. Dusted them both off as was not interested in either one. Seems I made the right decision!
Voodoo Jones
04-25-25, 16:38
Overall, great looking girls but sub-standard service. Seems to me Centaurus is a tourist trap but you need to be disciplined not to get suckered into a longer session than you need and make sure owo is on the menu before proceeding. Hopefully the rest of the trip will improve.It's not a tourist trap, per se, but your experience will always be dependent on the woman you choose. I went during Carnaval and hooked with up two at Centaurus: one inside the club and another came to my apartment after hours. Both were great, gave head without condoms (although the second one originally tried to use one), and we spent the full hour together. I have their numbers and might call them when I'm back for private meetings.
I did have a similar scenario with two rushing me as soon as I entered, but I ended up sending them away because I was more interested in the other women there.
I also went to Monte Carlo and had a threesome. One was way better than the other, so I saw her again at my place. Lastly, went to Solarium an hour before closing one night and still had a great session.
My advice is take some time before choosing. If a woman sits with you for a while, she will assume you're choosing her for a session. So either tell her you're going to hang out a bit and that you'll get her when you're ready or choose another girl to chat for a bit to feel out the chemistry. If you're not feeling it, send her away so you don't waste each other's time. Some are going to be more aggressive than others, but stand your ground and it'll get infinitely easier to say so the next time.
The only time I "rushed" was at Solarium but she was clearly the best looking one.
Firstly, changed some more money, this time at Universo Cambio which was recommended by someone on this board (thanks for the tip) and got a much more reasonable 5. 45 to 1 USD. It is walking distance to Monte Carlo and I arrived at around 445 pm.
Entrance was 180 and at that time there were only 4 girls in the bar. None of them were top notch stunning but all were doable and had their attractions. I would have been happy having any one of them. Unlike at Centaurus they were not pushy in the slightest but all made eye contact and smiles hoping I would beckon one over.
I decided to interview a short brunette with porcelain skin which is rare in Brazil. Her name is Ties or something similar. She seemed friendly and I specified I expected oral to be without a condom and she was fine with that. I only booked a 40 min session.
Went to the room and I hadn't noticed just how short she was. Even when she stood on the bed I was taller than her and she must have been less than 5 foot tall. She did also look a lot cuter close up and was a surprise when she told me she was 36 years old. Body wise she had a medium sized frame but was very flat chested and no more than an A cup.
It was a fantastic session. Lots of DFK and she is a great kisser, I was stood up and she got on her knees whilst on the bed and starting sucking me off (I told you she was short). A fantastic blowjob. Suction, speed, saliva and depth all spot on and she can deepthroat. I lay down on the bed to get more comfortable and she also maintains good eye contact. Finished with CIM and there was no rush and I enjoyed her soothing touches and caresses in a state of post coital bliss until the 40 minutes was up.
Cost was R180 for the room and R350 for the girl so R530 in total.
I relaxed in the bar and had a drink and a few more girls were starting their shift. One really stood out for me. I had to go for a function but hoped to come back later in the evening for another session.
In contrast to Centauras, you pay for everything you incur when you're leaving. I asked the receptionist if I could come back later without paying the entrance fee and she said that would be fine so long as I had another session with a girl.
I went back after 10 pm and reception honoured our agreement and I headed to the bar and there were maybe 15 or so girls. All generally good quality but without any stand out stunners and the ones who were not already chatting to another potential client almost formed a semi-circle near where I was sat, making eye contact, smiling, shaking their bits hoping that I would beckon them over for an interview. The girl who caught my eye earlier was not around but I decided to be patient.
I was right to wait as my preferred girl came over and I sat her down for an interview. Her name is Sofia and she has dark brown hair to her shoulders, very slim, light olive skinned, and small natural tits. She looks young and said she was 21 years old. Facially she reminded me a little of Winnie from the Wonder Years (for those of a certain generation).
Her English was decent and I specified that owo was on the menu and that I was happy for an hour session but I finished early I would want her to give me a massage to take me up to 60 minutes. She said this would not be a problem and I opted for a bigger room.
The session was fantastic. Lots of DFK and owo and was more of a GFE. Her blowjob was not as good as Ties' efforts but still good and fucked her for a while. Also went down on her for ages and fingered her vigorously with 3 digits. Finished with a blowjob though she did not take cum in her mouth though she gave my tip a cheeky kiss. This pretty much took me to 60 minutes and was a call from reception to the room to remind us that time was up.
Like Ties she had a sweet personality and was good fun in the room. Cost was R300 for the room and R500 for the girl so a total of R800.
I left the club both times with a smile and spring in my step and throughly enjoyed my time with both girls. Highly recommend this place and just what I needed after my disappointment the preceding evening. I didn't have any action on Friday but hope to get a chance to sneak off to Solarium on Saturday night.
Vagabundo1
04-26-25, 19:08
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Steve 9696
04-27-25, 13:55
Great report Be Wilder. I too am a Monte Carlo fan. Small lineup but as you say always doable girls and a few gems. And such a chill atmosphere other than the initial circle up which you can wave off or ignore. Great gem of a place and so easy smack mid Copa beach.
Her name was likely Thais, which is a common Brasieira name and is pronounced just as you said — Ties.
Saturday 26 April. Solarium.
I did not venture anywhere on Friday but managed to slip away to Solarium on Saturday night. I got there shortly after 11 pm. Paid R150 entry which included a drink. Having had 2 girls at Monte Carlo with a fair complexion I was hoping to have a coffee coloured girl as I had also had a black girl on my first night out. This was the missing piece of the jigsaw. Both girls I had at Monte Carlo were also flat chested so I wanted a girl with big tits, preferably natural.
Like the other two clubs were around 15-20 girls in total and was also a nice racial mix. Quality perhaps a little lower than Monte Carlo but fine margins and half a dozen of them were very doable.
The two girls who stood out for me was a naturally busty white blonde and a mulatto girl who was tall and had natural tits. The girls are less pushy though they try to make eye contact so you engage with them. I think it may be a club rule that it's for the men to approach them.
I beckoned the white girl over. Her name was Lunia and she was perhaps 29/30. A very pleasant chat with her and agreed blowjob would be without a condom. I was quite taken with her as she is facially pretty and has soft feminine curves which is my preferred body type but hadn't forgotten my desire to also sample a brown girl so pointed out the one I preferred. She checked with her that she was fine with owo and so made it a threesome.
The mulatto girl was called Bianca. She had a much more toned body and facially very cute not to mention she had a great arse though I am mulch more of a breast man.
I only booked 40 minutes as I doubted I would need longer. I must have had around 100 threesomes or moresomes but this one ranks in the top tier.
It was an amazing. Both girls really passionate kissers and although they had never been with each other before they were very comfortable snogging each other and sucking on each others nipples. The highest compliment is that it felt spontaneous and felt like I was in a blur with two contrasting beauties taking pride in pleasuring me orally both simultaneously and taking turns. I had to stop them on a couple of occasions as I would have cum too soon but eventually I decided to just let the pleasure flow and came whilst I was on my knees in a passionate embrace with Lunia whilst Bianca was on all fours sucking me off.
Spent the rest of the time in a sweet embrace with the pair of them chatting away and caressing me in a soothing manner. No rush to get out and in fact reception called to remind us time was up.
It's a shame the termas' close relatively early as I would have loved to have had another session but wasn't time for me to recover and reload before closing time.
I can't remember the exact amount I paid as there is a discount for paying in cash. The advertised price paying by credit card is R150 for entry, R150 for the room and R410 for the girl so a total of R710 but R650 if you pay in cash. I can't remember the exact amount now but think I paid a total of R950 so R800 excluding entry. For the quality of the two girls and the service, it felt like an absolute bargain!
It was the best session I had and of my 6 girls in Rio, Lunia was definitely my favourite and I even got her number but didn't get round to seeing her on Sunday.
Overall, other than the night at Centaurus, the four other girls were all exceptional and I felt I had the true Rio experience! In terms of clubs, my favourite was Monte Carlo followed by Solarium with Centaurus a distant third though in fairness I did not play it well on my first night.
I hope I have the chance to return one day though from a pure sex tour perspective I still prefer the German FKKs (though they could really do with 15-20 Brazilian girls to raise performance levels, improve diversity and give the Romanian girls some competition) and as amazing as Brazilian girls are, I prefer Slavic girls who remain my staple diet at home.
Steve 9696
04-28-25, 00:49
Solid reports Be Wilder and I def agree with your ranking order of MC then Solarium with 4 x4 far below for me personally. I know you said you prefer FKK which surprises me a bit. It's gone downhill so and the passion of Brasileiras beats Romanians on balance imo.
Have you done So Paulo tho? It's better for girls than Rio by a wide margin in my and many other people's opinions. If you haven't t done it you need to.
Solid reports Be Wilder and I def agree with your ranking order of MC then Solarium with 4 x4 far below for me personally. I know you said you prefer FKK which surprises me a bit. It's gone downhill so and the passion of Brasileiras beats Romanians on balance imo.
Have you done So Paulo tho? It's better for girls than Rio by a wide margin in my and many other people's opinions. If you haven't t done it you need to.Sadly not done SP. May be wrong but in my mind Scandallo is the best brothel in the world though I used to think the same about Globe in Zurich until I visited in 2022. I prefer FKKs for a number of reasons. You have way more girls and maybe upto 100 in a day; they are open longer so for instance if Solarium was open until 3/4 am I would have hung around for a second wind; places like Sharks, World and Oase in Frankfurt have great outdoor areas where you can chill all day on a nice summers day between sessions. Even if it was an option I couldn't see myself spending 12-14 hours in a termas whereas I often do that in FKKs though most of my FKK memories are rose-tinted from pre-Covid days.
But Brazil is of course a much better overall holiday destination. I would give Brazilian girls the edge over Romanians in terms of service so it's more the FKK vibe and whilst I enjoy variety, I generally prefer white girls. I have had a lot of Brazilian girls in the past in London and Madrid and along with Ukrainians and Uzbeks rate them the highest in terms of the looks and raunch combo. And of course, rates are much more reasonable these days in Brazil than FKKs even outside termas. For instance, I was messaging this girl today https://www.barravipsrio.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-mari-vitoria who quoted me R800 for an hour plus Uber. Assuming her pictures are reasonably accurate she would be charging double in London and treble in Dubai (I didn't go ahead as she only does outcall and I was in a hotel with a lot of work colleagues).
Has anyone ever done a private boat tour in Rio? Heading there with a group of guys and the consensus seems to be to rent a boat (and crew, of course) and fill it with girls for a few hours. I've only ever done something like this in Colombia, not sure how common it is in a place like Rio. Any experiences / recommendations would be welcome and appreciated!Back in the early 2000's a guy who owned a schooner in the Gloria marina used to run a party full of girls from Meia Pataca and HO beach. Today the girls are scarce in both locations and I don't know if that guy is still there, I actually have a VHS video of one of those parties, looks like fun, music, booze and girls on the water what could be better. Today you'the probably have to do a lot more leg work to pull this off like go to the marina in Gloria and see if there is a boat to rent. Then how many girls do you need and where to get them. Getting a group of girls might be harder these days but I would start in places like MABS and hand out some information about the party and location and what they can expect to be paid just for showing up and how many programs they would be expected to do etc. You would need some lead time to pull this together. You're probably better off having a party in 4 x4 Termas and making believe you're on a boat, just my suggestion. There are some tour guides you can pay I'm sure but I don't know much about them, I do see a guy on YouTube called Swedish gringo but I don't know what he can offer.
Plerepleple
04-28-25, 19:07
Hi guys,
I have been here in Rio for 10 days and it's been quite a bit of fun.
I will fly back home tomorrow and I would like to find a good interactive duo to bring to my place.
Would you guys know of a "clean" pair of girls?
Thanks in advance.
Vagabundo1
04-28-25, 21:23
Cat, anna amari.
So vagabundo did cat on last Thursday. 230/30 for 8 ish cost per minute per fuck, but she massaged too, so it was a solid 50 minutes of service so 4. 5 ish if you count the massage, not bad.
I did a hour of muay thai afterwards, chasing around the muay thai girls with the nice bundas.
Friday to Sunday ann amari came over twice and I paid her 300 r per day, she stays most of the day, we fuck 3 times per day on some days so that is an improvement, and after 3 years it means we still get along in the sack.
She brings weed, cooks.
The apartment cleans and that is good.
So all is well.
Ok, all you new guys if you want to join a whatsapp group send me a PM. Lots of coordination of terma visits in sp and rj, and even some security tips for medellin on the group.
Happy mongering all.
(I didn't go ahead as she only does outcall and I was in a hotel with a lot of work colleagues).Interesting I looked at her profile and it says POSSUI LOCAL, so she says she has a place for incall.
I was interested in a porn style experience. Rimming, foot licking foursome, where is best place to get this?
I was interested in a porn style experience. Rimming, foot licking foursome, where is best place to get this?Probably on a gay website.
I was interested in a porn style experience. Rimming, foot licking foursome, where is best place to get this?Dude, this month is start of porno season in brasil. Or at least in são paulo. Larhina smalls, ariella ferraz plus their garotas are doing new videos now. Becareful what ya wish for cause those gals, and few more gots no limits. Damn!
Gpguia has plenty of porno garotas listed.
Prices are reasonable from 400 reais an hour and up. Best to take two at a time tho, because why not. Kkk.
Word of advice: ya better double triple wrap johnny cause all their garotas holes have been triple decker stuffed while they gurgliing down whatever sloppiness lands on their face and tongues.
Vagabundo1
05-01-25, 19:43
Well, actually, porn stars are more likely to be tested, but in Brazil, they are crazy as fck so the risk is still high.
But the risk of dying from a death of despair in the rich world is IMHO a higher risk.
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I mean I had a crew of Eurasian brothers (Vagabundo is Eurasian, and African too as we all came from Africa, and we all want to go back) in town and I sent them numbers of porn stars who were offering 4400 r for buceta, but the Eurasian boss man of the 9 man bachelor party was like, she is looser than a gaping volcano, which is true.
Dude, this month is start of porno season in brasil. Or at least in so paulo. Larhina smalls, ariella ferraz plus their garotas are doing new videos now. Becareful what ya wish for cause those gals, and few more gots no limits. Damn!
Gpguia has plenty of porno garotas listed.
Prices are reasonable from 400 reais an hour and up. Best to take two at a time tho, because why not. Kkk.
Word of advice: ya better double triple wrap johnny cause all their garotas holes have been triple decker stuffed while they gurgliing down whatever sloppiness lands on their face and tongues.
Voodoo Jones
05-01-25, 22:27
I'm returning to Rio for a month after spending the week of Carnaval there. I visited SP the week before, but Rio was the city worth returning to so quickly for a number of reasons:
1. General vibe: Rio is a party city that has a more laid back environment. Part of it is the beach and the other part is friendlier people. SP doesn't have much to do during the days (I prefer being a degenerate at night) and the city lacked a unique identity to me in some ways. Also, the hotels in SP were less friendly to visitors.
2. Weather: SP and Rio were both similarly hot, but the ocean breeze of Rio made it much more comfortable even during the midday. Due to the dense buildings, the heat was trapped easier in SP and I was uncomfortable on a lot of days.
3. Walkability: I stayed in the Jardins while in SP and it's not easy to get around by foot. It's very hilly and a 15-minute walk isn't necessarily easy. Zona Sul of Rio is flat and I walked pretty much everywhere if I was staying in the south.
4. Women: not to say I didn't meet some great women in SP, but Rio women were consistently better experiences than the other cities I've visited. A lot of them seemed to thoroughly enjoy giving head. I had a threesome at Monte Carlo and one of them was sucking for so long that the other told her to stop so she could hop on.
Vagabundo1
05-02-25, 17:05
Services.
Some new people coming into town request SIM chips, which I can provide. I can also register such number for you before you come to Rio de Janeiro, so you can start talking to the hoars on a local number and be all like you hoar meu nome e felipe ret baiano bengala, sou go go boy, tenho 28 x19 centimeter, por voce vou fazer desconto, tabom?
I am looking for people coming into town in the next few weeks / months to bring some items, such as a Google Pixel 7 a or 8 a for less than $120 USD, or similar, which seems like a fair trade.
Services.
Some new people coming into town request SIM chips, which I can provide. I can also register such number for you before you come to Rio de Janeiro, so you can start talking to the hoars on a local number and be all like you hoar meu nome e felipe ret baiano bengala, sou go go boy, tenho 28 x19 centimeter, por voce vou fazer desconto, tabom?
I am looking for people coming into town in the next few weeks / months to bring some items, such as a Google Pixel 7 a or 8 a for less than $120 USD, or similar, which seems like a fair trade.Hi man, first time posting after having this account for some time. I will be coming there on 5/19. I can bring you some phones. Let me know how many you need? My cell phone plan has unlimited international plans so I don't think I need a sim but can help out because you provide a lot of value for the community! Let me know!
.......4. Women: not to say I didn't meet some great women in SP, but Rio women were consistently better experiences than the other cities I've visited. A lot of them seemed to thoroughly enjoy giving head. I had a threesome at Monte Carlo and one of them was sucking for so long that the other told her to stop so she could hop on.I'm in Medellin now and back to my wicked ways of pounding with no mercy. A few weeks ago I was in Rio and the girls were like - Come on man, I want more.
Voodoo Jones
05-04-25, 04:17
I'm planning on staying in Barra the Tijuca for a few days. What are the options there? Clubs, nightlife, etc. I know there's a few sites that caters to escorts in the area.
Vagabundo1
05-04-25, 09:07
Please send me a PM.
Thanks for the kind words. It actually does mean something to me, as this is a community of English speakers and I appreciate the friendships, and practically, sharing costs on uber, sharing information, and security.
The other things I will say about the local sim chip to register a whatsapp or whatsapp business is that it can help you to get better rates. I also send out the contact of a local doc who does a STD blood test in portoguese, same doc as the better termas use, which helps alot. I generally send that out on the local whatsapp group to keep comply with ISG rules etc.
Thanks, and looking forward to hearing from you.
Hi man, first time posting after having this account for some time. I will be coming there on 5/19. I can bring you some phones. Let me know how many you need? My cell phone plan has unlimited international plans so I don't think I need a sim but can help out because you provide a lot of value for the community! Let me know!
Vagabundo1
05-04-25, 09:20
Vagabundo likes a good round of porn quality ass to mouth and anal, for which reason I get tested regularly.
Morena Meier is there for just that. She hates me, I hate her, but she has a nice ass and is a good performer, she should be at 10+ years as a professional hoar, and she takes it right out of her asshole and into her mouth, sucks, and it goes back and forth between her asshole and her mouth within the last month for up to 48 minutes with her squirting at 43 minutes. I mean, I visited her family in Meier, and they totally rejected me, well she rejected me for anything more than sex, which is really a good thing as I really despise these poor pobre kunts, which is totally wrong, but I am so friggin sick of excuses that begin with in the favela, oh jesus. Meier Morena had a kid with some local, and thank fucking God, Yahweh, your higher power, Klaus Schwab the WEF, the UN, Joe Biden and Donald Trump I don't have fucking kid with her, but I shove my dick up her ass within 2 minutes of her arriving at the hotel, and then go on a anal / ass to mouth merry go round for the rest of the hour. The hoar takes her 300 reais, puts it in her phone case. Perhaps the only good thing about her performance -- actually her hoar performance is top notch -- is that she doesn't look at her phone for the whole session.
I mean, I was fucking cat in the prive for 230 reais including the 50 for no condom the other day, and I had her bent over, and she was looking at her phone. Like the whole session. I was like, unblock my numbers, which I gave her by passing my phone, and she was like oh no, I have a boyfriend and he will see. So, she's texting her boyfriend on whatsapp while I am bareback fucking her, squirting baby oil all over her ass which she likes, rubbing baby oil on her nice natural tits, which is divine, I must say, and I am like, oh ok, you can't unblock your whatsapp so maybe I will just creampie your kunt at like minute 25 instead of going all the way to minute 45, which is 6 minutes longer than the whole album revel by felipe ret. So in that session I came again in her bare **** at like minute 50, so I got full value, and I can't complain. Why am I looking for anything more? She may as well be a nurse at a urology medical practice for fertility collecting sperm samples in a rich 'hood like Botafogo or Gavea. Hmmm. I could arrange that.
I will perhaps have the government of switzerland pay for my training as a surgeon so I can do tit jobs, pussy jobs, and the like for brazilians, live in hoar-tel housing, in penthouses, and exchange my services for services of these tight young kunts and asses to massage my penis to earn their upgrades. I am so sick of the whole hoaring experience, but in the rich world, it would be worse, I know, from my 91 years on this earth.
Selah.
I was interested in a porn style experience. Rimming, foot licking foursome, where is best place to get this?
Vagabundo1
05-11-25, 03:16
I believe the key to my literary success is to allude to porn stars, like Nina Deponca, Nia nacci, Kira Noir, and Ana Foxxx, not to mention Cherry Torn, aka Catwoman, whom I scheduled with and canceled on Thursday, such was my trading situation as I watch this program, IBKR, as I target. A certain target each day. Thursday, I awoke and after hitting my targets for the previous string of days since April 7 when I covered my SPY shorts (through options, yes, I am a bitcoin derivatives trader, arbitraging SWIFT code zone compensation for a former SWISS NAVY Lieutenant Commnder for the cost of living in the capital of the BRIC zone of black, negra, ebony azzz, pussy, vagina, and booty!
God dammit. I missed the chance to fucking slide my German Asian Pacific Islander erectile tissue into the vagina of my favorite, or one of my favorite hoars. That same night Kira Noir called me video called me and complained about being pregnant from one of my contacts, but bros before hoars, right men?
Anyway, Ann Amari is over. I can't believe I am actually helping her financially to move her shit to her mother's so she can live with me like 3 days a week. I guess it is kind of selfish as I will underpay her when she is moved.
Je suis un vendeur do volatilidade do crypto monnaie.
Vagabundo likes a good round of porn quality ass to mouth and anal, for which reason I get tested regularly.
Morena Meier is there for just that. She hates me, I hate her, but she has a nice ass and is a good performer, she should be at 10+ years as a professional hoar, and she takes it right out of her asshole and into her mouth, sucks, and it goes back and forth between her asshole and her mouth within the last month for up to 48 minutes with her squirting at 43 minutes. I mean, I visited her family in Meier, and they totally rejected me, well she rejected me for anything more than sex, which is really a good thing as I really despise these poor pobre kunts, which is totally wrong, but I am so friggin sick of excuses that begin with in the favela, oh jesus. Meier Morena had a kid with some local, and thank fucking God, Yahweh, your higher power, Klaus Schwab the WEF, the UN, Joe Biden and Donald Trump I don't have fucking kid with her, but I shove my dick up her ass within 2 minutes of her arriving at the hotel, and then go on a anal / ass to mouth merry go round for the rest of the hour. The hoar takes her 300 reais, puts it in her phone case. Perhaps the only good thing about her performance -- actually her hoar performance is top notch -- is that she doesn't look at her phone for the whole session.
I mean, I was fucking cat in the prive for 230 reais including the 50 for no condom the other day, and I had her bent over, and she was looking at her phone. Like the whole session. I was like, unblock my numbers, which I gave her by passing my phone, and she was like oh no, I have a boyfriend and he will see. So, she's texting her boyfriend on whatsapp while I am bareback fucking her, squirting baby oil all over her ass which she likes, rubbing baby oil on her nice natural tits, which is divine, I must say, and I am like, oh ok, you can't unblock your whatsapp so maybe I will just creampie your kunt at like minute 25 instead of going all the way to minute 45, which is 6 minutes longer than the whole album revel by felipe ret. So in that session I came again in her bare **** at like minute 50, so I got full value, and I can't complain. Why am I looking for anything more? She may as well be a nurse at a urology medical practice for fertility collecting sperm samples in a rich 'hood like Botafogo or Gavea. Hmmm. I could arrange that.
I will perhaps have the government of switzerland pay for my training as a surgeon so I can do tit jobs, pussy jobs, and the like for brazilians, live in hoar-tel housing, in penthouses, and exchange my services for services of these tight young kunts and asses to massage my penis to earn their upgrades. I am so sick of the whole hoaring experience, but in the rich world, it would be worse, I know, from my 91 years on this earth.
Selah.
Steve 9696
05-11-25, 17:42
Normally my advice is that So Paulo is way better than Rio for girls. I still think it's somewhat better, but Rio upped its status by a big leap a few nights ago when I hit the termas. Of course SP remains amazing. See todays post in the Sao Paulo thread for my first ever MMFF with chicks pulled from Casarao late night.
The main reason I am writing this report is to give the lowdown on Centaurus which is rarely written about here. If that's all you care about, jump down a bit, because it's the tail end of the night. Else read on for the full record-setting debauchery.
I'the been to Monte Carlo, 4 x4 and Solarium before and really like MC best even though it's small. I like its chill vibe vs 4 x4 loud club vibe. And I like its intimate bar vibe better than Solarium which kinda feels like an ice cream store to me because it so bright. LOL.
I went to Monte Carlo which is also walking distance. Went around 8 and there were more girls than last couple times I went. I counted 20. Honestly there was nothing quite to my very narrow taste except on tall slim beauty. But she had that look like she didn't want to be here, so I skipped her.
I eventually waved over a Rihanna look alike. Sol and she was all over it. Super friendly to the point of hand on dick under my robe. And we did some preview kissing and holy fuck that girl is gods gift to kissing. She even danced with me. We had the best time.
At some point I had the epiphany that taking two girls at a club like this is cheap. So I asked if she had a friend and she waived Ariel over. Ariel's face is a bit scrunched and she has a few more pounds but not objectionable. And she too is sampling my dick, tho her kissing isn't great.
Eventually we bop to the room. Standard procedure where they take your key and disappear and then return. They try to imply 1 HR is standard but I stick to 40 minutes which is clearly priced on the entry card.
We have a great time in the room with lots of kissing and double BJ (my main reason for a duo). I would def repeat the duo or just go with Sol. I could kiss that girl 24 x7.
My Rio girlfriend is going to be joining me the next day so I really should just pack it in. But nope. I got to thinking about how Centaurus is known to be a bit sharky or a gringo trap but I've been doing this a while and think I can give back to the forum by checking it out. So off I go!
Spoiler alert you will be eaten alive at Centaurus if you don't know what you are doing. Even I got sharked a bit. But if you play the game right you can have a lot of fun. And facilities are top notch.
When I arrive there are easily 30 girls there and maybe only one guy. You def feel like a giant ham dropped into a shark tank. And they def sharks at least some of them.
You get one free drink with entry which I think was 180 R. I get a caipirinha and try to find an empty seat to sit by myself for a bit. But within 2 minutes I am in a girl sandwich. On my left is Bruna who turns out to be a real winner and on my right is a girl whose name I can't recall. We will call her Biatch. 😝.
Like other termas you wear a robe and that's all, so It isn't long before both girls are stroking my package. This is absolutely amazing. Thankfully the pro part of me kicks in to maximize this pleasure and minimize financial damage.
Biatch is asking for a drink and I eventually acquiesce. But I am careful to check price with the waiter. I think the drinks were like 15-$20 usd. Which isn't unreasonable in a club like this. I just wanted to make sure she didn't order a $150 Champagne or some nonsense.
Eventually a third girl joins and all three are having fun stroking and talking about my dick. All the girls at Centaurus seem to speak pretty good English which is rare and likely why its a gringo club. I make it very clear that I will only take TWO girls not three. But I make the rookie mistake of not saying BBBJ. This will bite me shortly. Always ask!
After a solid 15 minutes or more of cock stroking I can take it no more and say let's go to the room. I say I will take Bruna and Biatch. And Biatch says you can take three we will give you a discount you will see downstairs. Scam alert on high, we head down to pay the desk.
They show me the total for three girls and the room and it's 1300 R and change. Of course I can pay that in a heartbeat but the third girl is just going to stand around. So I say no. I only want two girls. And the calculator now says 930.
Biatch speaks up and says. See it's only 200 more for a third girl. Fucking scammer trying to take drunk gringos. I tell her it's 400 more and no. And we really get into it. I have to get up in her face and say I am not taking three girls. I came within an inch of calling it off and should have.
But we go on up. Bruna and Biatch and me. I give the other girl a 50 R tip for her time and disappointment. In the room Biatch goes for a condom for the BJ. The put it in her mouth move and I say no way. And she insists. I say no. And she says OK. But then tries to sneak it on! Biatch. I tell her I caught her and so Bruna blows me no condom.
Later Biatch gets reinvolved and tries to sneak it on again. Fuck she is ruining everything. In the end I just focus on Bruna. Twice Biatch has the nerve to ask me to buy her a drink. Fuck off! Damn that was a bad start. Partly my fault.
Unfortunately I can't remember Biatchs name but she is a large black girl with a big soft Afro. You should be able to spot and avoid her.
Bruna turns out to be a home run. I end up having two more duos with Bruna and different friends each time. Pietra. And I think Vanessa? So four duos in total which is surely a record.
The best part tho beside double BJ was just the dick stroking in the club in plain sight and no one gave a fuck. My dick was in full view with both girls stroking much of the time. Sometimes a bouncer or bar tender would stroll by and they'the make a half hearted attempt to cover it.
I'the buy them drinks and just let them lightly stroke away as long as humanly possible and then go to the room when I could take it no more. They would of course be asking to go to the room every five minutes but I'the just put them off until I couldn't any more.
I also had the unique experience of shutting down the club. Because when we finished at 3:10 AM and I came downstairs everything was shuttered. Not a soul in sight! There was one clerk waiting for me in the locker room who said boa noite and let me out the side door. Hahaha.
This ended up being a longer write up than planned but there was alot of fun detail I recalled. To summarize Centaurus tho: Careful of the sharks. Confirm BBBJ before going to room. Make maximum use of the free handjobs. It's pretty much to best part for the price of a drink. Just keep putting off the room till you can't anymore.
And honestly 930 R ($160) for TWO girls? No wonder I did four duos! I would return actually. You just have to be careful and navigate the sharky waters.
Ps. Actually I had forgotten. At Centaurus they tried to put my robe over my street clothes. WTF? Half the fun is having ur dick played with in the club. I explained I didn’t want my street clothes and they showed me where I could shower and change and then put them back in the locker. Thank god I’m a pro. It would have been totally different with no in club dick fondling.
Vagabundo1
05-11-25, 21:14
Send me a PM I have a guide which I send out via a whatsapp group with detailed housing options in barra and all of rio.
Short story, stay in barra or botafogo as close to metro as possible.
I'm planning on staying in Barra the Tijuca for a few days. What are the options there? Clubs, nightlife, etc. I know there's a few sites that caters to escorts in the area.
Vagabundo1
05-11-25, 21:15
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Probably on a gay website.
Vagabundo1
05-11-25, 23:32
Vagabundo might take one for the team and go to centaurus.
There is a girl that 4 x4 girl belladonna liked who had an even better ass and was a real morena (belladonna was a negra mulatta morena).
I will publish the pics of her (the centaursus girl's ass) and see if you can tell us if she is at centaurus or not.
Hit me up by PM to be added to a local rio and sp friends group.
Normally my advice is that So Paulo is way better than Rio for girls. I still think it's somewhat better, but Rio upped its status by a big leap a few nights ago when I hit the termas. Of course SP remains amazing. See todays post in the Sao Paulo thread for my first ever MMFF with chicks pulled from Casarao late night.
The main reason I am writing this report is to give the lowdown on Centaurus which is rarely written about here. If that's all you care about, jump down a bit, because it's the tail end of the night. Else read on for the full record-setting debauchery.
I'the been to Monte Carlo, 4 x4 and Solarium before and really like MC best even though it's small. I like its chill vibe vs 4 x4 loud club vibe. And I like its intimate bar vibe better than Solarium which kinda feels like an ice cream store to me because it so bright. LOL.
I went to Monte Carlo which is also walking distance. Went around 8 and there were more girls than last couple times I went. I counted 20. Honestly there was nothing quite to my very narrow taste except on tall slim beauty. But she had that look like she didn't want to be here, so I skipped her.
I eventually waved over a Rihanna look alike. Sol and she was all over it. Super friendly to the point of hand on dick under my robe. And we did some preview kissing and holy fuck that girl is gods gift to kissing. She even danced with me. We had the best time.
At some point I had the epiphany that taking two girls at a club like this is cheap. So I asked if she had a friend and she waived Ariel over. Ariel's face is a bit scrunched and she has a few more pounds but not objectionable. And she too is sampling my dick, tho her kissing isn't great.
Eventually we bop to the room. Standard procedure where they take your key and disappear and then return. They try to imply 1 HR is standard but I stick to 40 minutes which is clearly priced on the entry card.
We have a great time in the room with lots of kissing and double BJ (my main reason for a duo). I would def repeat the duo or just go with Sol. I could kiss that girl 24 x7.
My Rio girlfriend is going to be joining me the next day so I really should just pack it in. But nope. I got to thinking about how Centaurus is known to be a bit sharky or a gringo trap but I've been doing this a while and think I can give back to the forum by checking it out. So off I go!
Spoiler alert you will be eaten alive at Centaurus if you don't know what you are doing. Even I got sharked a bit. But if you play the game right you can have a lot of fun. And facilities are top notch.
When I arrive there are easily 30 girls there and maybe only one guy. You def feel like a giant ham dropped into a shark tank. And they def sharks at least some of them.
You get one free drink with entry which I think was 180 R. I get a caipirinha and try to find an empty seat to sit by myself for a bit. But within 2 minutes I am in a girl sandwich. On my left is Bruna who turns out to be a real winner and on my right is a girl whose name I can't recall. We will call her Biatch. 😝.
Like other termas you wear a robe and that's all, so It isn't long before both girls are stroking my package. This is absolutely amazing. Thankfully the pro part of me kicks in to maximize this pleasure and minimize financial damage.
Biatch is asking for a drink and I eventually acquiesce. But I am careful to check price with the waiter. I think the drinks were like 15-$20 usd. Which isn't unreasonable in a club like this. I just wanted to make sure she didn't order a $150 Champagne or some nonsense.
Eventually a third girl joins and all three are having fun stroking and talking about my dick. All the girls at Centaurus seem to speak pretty good English which is rare and likely why its a gringo club. I make it very clear that I will only take TWO girls not three. But I make the rookie mistake of not saying BBBJ. This will bite me shortly. Always ask!
After a solid 15 minutes or more of cock stroking I can take it no more and say let's go to the room. I say I will take Bruna and Biatch. And Biatch says you can take three we will give you a discount you will see downstairs. Scam alert on high, we head down to pay the desk.
They show me the total for three girls and the room and it's 1300 R and change. Of course I can pay that in a heartbeat but the third girl is just going to stand around. So I say no. I only want two girls. And the calculator now says 930.
Biatch speaks up and says. See it's only 200 more for a third girl. Fucking scammer trying to take drunk gringos. I tell her it's 400 more and no. And we really get into it. I have to get up in her face and say I am not taking three girls. I came within an inch of calling it off and should have.
But we go on up. Bruna and Biatch and me. I give the other girl a 50 R tip for her time and disappointment. In the room Biatch goes for a condom for the BJ. The put it in her mouth move and I say no way. And she insists. I say no. And she says OK. But then tries to sneak it on! Biatch. I tell her I caught her and so Bruna blows me no condom.
Later Biatch gets reinvolved and tries to sneak it on again. Fuck she is ruining everything. In the end I just focus on Bruna. Twice Biatch has the nerve to ask me to buy her a drink. Fuck off! Damn that was a bad start. Partly my fault.
Unfortunately I can't remember Biatchs name but she is a large black girl with a big soft Afro. You should be able to spot and avoid her.
Bruna turns out to be a home run. I end up having two more duos with Bruna and different friends each time. Pietra. And I think Vanessa? So four duos in total which is surely a record.
The best part tho beside double BJ was just the dick stroking in the club in plain sight and no one gave a fuck. My dick was in full view with both girls stroking much of the time. Sometimes a bouncer or bar tender would stroll by and they'the make a half hearted attempt to cover it.
I'the buy them drinks and just let them lightly stroke away as long as humanly possible and then go to the room when I could take it no more. They would of course be asking to go to the room every five minutes but I'the just put them off until I couldn't any more.
I also had the unique experience of shutting down the club. Because when we finished at 3:10 AM and I came downstairs everything was shuttered. Not a soul in sight! There was one clerk waiting for me in the locker room who said boa noite and let me out the side door. Hahaha.
This ended up being a longer write up than planned but there was alot of fun detail I recalled. To summarize Centaurus tho: Careful of the sharks. Confirm BBBJ before going to room. Make maximum use of the free handjobs. It's pretty much to best part for the price of a drink. Just keep putting off the room till you can't anymore.
And honestly 930 R ($160) for TWO girls? No wonder I did four duos! I would return actually. You just have to be careful and navigate the sharky waters.
Ps. Actually I had forgotten. At Centaurus they tried to put my robe over my street clothes. WTF? Half the fun is having ur dick played with in the club. I explained I didnt want my street clothes and they showed me where I could shower and change and then put them back in the locker. Thank god Im a pro. It would have been totally different with no in club dick fondling.
For the guys that enjoy the massage places I am currently on the ground in Rio now and wow you really can't beat RJ and Aquarium! Amazing lineups. Easy to book. Facilities are beyond upscale. Tons of options and upgrade. And the prices are great! I've been all over the world and this is my first visit to Rio and let's just say it's officially on the return list! Girls on another level here thus far!
SocratesNY
05-13-25, 02:03
Clubs / boates / FL bars.
Most of the boates or bars / clubs with freelancers or GDP (garota de programa / working girl) I went to were in the Copacabana area. Usually have an admission and take out fee. You usually have to negotiate with the girl regarding service, price and time.
Dolce Vita. Copacabana.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/8puM9ghwDoVT6ibd7
Night club with loud music, dark disco lighting and good energy. Mostly Hip Hop, rap, funk, with some rock and EDM. Basically music to appeal to gringo tourists. Doesn't get going until after 12:30 or 1 am. Lots of terma, online, MABS, etc. Girls come here after their shift. 50-75 girls of all shapes and sizes. I always see some baddies here. Lots of gringo tourists. Beware of miscount of drinks on your bill. For a place packed with gringos, the girls were surprisingly the least sharky, most chill and offered the best pricing of all the clubs in the area, probably because the girls are mostly freelancers.
50 entrance and 150 takeout / Saida fee. You negotiate with girl directly. Usually 4-600 for ST and 600 to 1,200 for LT. No option to fuck on site. Take them to your place or a love motel.
Casablanca. Copacabana.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Fi2U69iFUpdnb9RSA
Nightclub catering to gringo tourists. Decent lighting and good talent. A bit tourist trappy. Some girls have golden pussy syndrome and asks for the moon. But if you are experienced monger, you can do fine here. Good place to just collect digits as well, as many of the girls are more chill outside of the club, where they don't need to be hawking drinks or have the other girls or club management watching their every move. Have the occasional strip shows. There is an option to fuck in house, but never tried so can't comment.
100 entrance which includes 2 drinks. 300 takeout / Saida fee.
Marrakech. Copacabana.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Fi2U69iFUpdnb9RSA
Sister nightclub to Casablanca catering to gringo tourists. Decent lighting and good talent. A bit tourist trappy as well. Talent is less than Casablanca. Have some strip shows. Good place to just collect digits as well. There is an option to fuck in house, but never tried so can't comment.
100 entrance which includes 2 drinks. 300 takeout / Saida fee.
MABS. Copacabana.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/CGPx1PNnSgqiasYJ6
Sports bar with mediocre food, but a large TV for watching sports. Caters to gringo with NBA, NFL and Soccer games. At night, it turns into a reverse fish bowl where working girls are standing around surrounding the outdoor seating area. I've never pulled anyone from Mabs, but did see some good talent there occasionally. Fun place to hang with the boys, watch the game and people watch with the option for street action right at your fingertips.
Up House. Lapa.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/9XgJrDkWM7LEpvNp8
Only went there once, but saw some decent talent. A bit of a raunchy vibe like 4 x4. The girls we encountered were also a bit sharky and gave off a professional tourist trappy vibe, which fits in with the Lapa crowd.
Prola Negra. Barra.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/XCpWDSbfSazqaEPs5
I was there from 11 pm to midnight on a Thursday night and found the talent to be mediocre at best for my tastes. Others claim it's good so maybe I went on a bad night, too early or just the women who work there aren't my type. But I can't imagine this place appealing to most first time visitors to RJ, especially with it being all the way in Barra.
Hybrid club:
Vitrinni Lounge. Barra.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/cEuLUPn8MHAzwAtPA
A high end night club frequented by lots of young rich kids, online influencers, musicians, celebrities, etc. With some sprinkling of middle aged guys and gals. The club has an outdoor terrace area for chilling and smoking and a big open dance area in front of the stage. The "VIP" areas are mostly on the 2nd floor balcony area with sofas / couches and tables with elevated views of the main dance area and stage.
A few friends who frequent the club says 50% or more of the girls at the club are pros or semi-pros. I went there on back to back nights with my main girl from Scandallo and we both concur the place had tons of obvious working girls.
The first night (Thursday) we just went to check it out at 2 am and paid general admission. We mostly explored the first floor disco and outdoor terrace and it was super packed as it was a holiday long weekend and Lady Gaga was in town. We had a few drinks and danced for a bit before calling it a night. During the 1. 5 hours there, lots of the working girls and a few civilian girls were flirting with us.
We really liked the vibe, energy and music so we reserved a table upstairs for the following night. This was for the night before Lady Gaga was to perform at Copacabana so it was crazy lit. The upstairs area is roped off and guarded by security and we were given a wristband to access the area. We arrived around 12:30 am and the place was already hopping. After being shown to our table, we noticed a lot of women in revealing dresses standing and dancing nearby solo or in small groups without guys. They were obviously working girls by the instant attention and flirting they directed our way.
It became obvious as the night went on that they were girls the club either hired or allow to work in the VIP area. We saw many groups of guys arrive after us and shortly after, waiters and club hosts were bringing girls to their tables. A lot of the working girls also hang out in the main lower level, by the bar near the entrance and in the outdoor terrace. I saw lots GDPs were given a wristband by security downstairs and led up to hang out and party with groups of guys at the upstsirs tables. We saw so many young baddies, both civilian and GDPs that the combined talent level (if they were all available) would rival and probably surpass Scandallo in SP, both in quality and quantity.
The venue definitely isn't as point and shoot, cheap or small as Dolce Vita, which has a similar vibe, but is about 1/10th the size of Vitrinni. The club is a very good option for a guys night out, as it's luxurious, safe and has a ton of hot available women. You can do it on a budget or splurge on a table with bottle service.
You can spend as little as 150 per person for admission and a couple of drinks. And all the way up to 600 to 1,000 per person if you get a table with bottle service for a group of guys.
You will have to be able to distinguish between the civilians and the GDPs, but that should usually be pretty obvious or you can just ask the waiters or host to bring you some girls to drink with or ask if a certain girl you like is a GDP / available. Heck, I am sure many of the civilians are also available if they aren't out with their boyfriend and you have some game.
SocratesNY
05-13-25, 02:12
ALL PRICING is in Brazilian Reals unless denoted by USD.
DISCAIMER: These are just MY favorite termas and clubs. Everyone's taste, goals and budget varies. For ME, I like the young pretty, thin runway model / athletic swimsuit model type who are morenas or brancas, whether they be blondes, brunettes or redheads. I am fortunate that I have a high enough hobbying budget that these "tier 1" termas and clubs are affordable to me so I am not saying these are the best places to visit for everyone. I also am not an ex-pat or a digital nomad who spends most of my time in Brazil so I don't try to stretch my budget or do the civilian scene. I have been visiting Brazil every 2 months for a week or 2 at a time for the last 5+ years, so I ain't a newbie either. I just value my time, convenience and comfort. My main priority isn't to get the best value or find diamonds in the rough.
Termas.
Termas are small sauna clubs with basic spa facilities. Don't expect the same facilities as a big Frankfurt FKK, which would have a large pool, outdoor tanning / lounging areas, sleeping / quiet areas, big jacuzzis for you and the girl to play in, big steam rooms and saunas and special sauna / steam programs and dedicated area with private rooms for professional veggie massages.
RJ termas operates a bit like a small FKK. You pay an admission to use its "spa" facilities and usually include a drink or 2. Unlike FKKs, the is no included food or non-alcoholic drinks. Usage of rooms are an extra charge. The plus is that the pricing of the girls ("massage therapists") are set on a menu with transparent pricing. There is no negotiation on price per xx amount of time as is currently the case at most FKKs. There SHOULD be no upcharge either for GFE service.
After paying your admission, you are given a key to a locker to change out of your clothes into a robe and flip flops and store your belongings. Most guys keep their underwear on, unlike at a FKK. In some termas, changing out of your clothes is optional. There are showers and bath amenities to freshen up.
At a FKK, the nudist culture, sauna / spa and sun bathing aspect of the "FKK" are all part of the experience. At a RJ termas, the "sauna / spa" is light on facilities / amenities and more of an excuse / pretense to get out of your normal clothes so you don't go home smelling like you just came from a brothel 😜.
You can easily spend a whole day at a big FKK without being bored. At the RJ termas, I rarely stay more than an hour or two before I am bored if I don't see a girl I am interested in. One night, I went to the 4 termas on my list within 2 hours without finding someone I liked. Before going to the clubs in Copacabana.
Once in your robe and flip flops, you move on to the main area where all the girls hang out. This area has a bar with stools and sitting area with small tables to lounge around. There are also a few poles for strip shows. It's similar to a small to medium size strip club or disco in the USA, but without a big stage or runway for strippers to dance.
The girls are usually in skimpy dresses, lingerie or bikinis and lounging around waiting for clients. In most of the termas, they don't approach you or don't do so aggressively. You can relax, have a drink, eat a meal in this area.
Most guys will chill for a bit before they pick a girl to keep them company. When you chat them up, you can check her chemistry, get a better look, see if you guys vibe, talk about service or fetishes, etc. Many guys also like to feel up the goods and also make out with the girl to get a preview of how they perform in the room.
One great thing about termas vs. FKK is that service should be all inclusive. There SHOULD be no upcharge for DFK, BBBJ, DATY, GFE, etc. Just ask if they do it and they will either say they do or don't. This usually also applies to anal sex. Probably only 10% or less of the girls I asked about anal said they would only it for an upcharge. They rest either offer it or don't. This is not to say that a few sharks who smell a newbie won't try to add a gringo surcharge for GFE services. Just don't fall for it. Hold firm and they will usually relent or just pick another girl who would be happy to provide the GFE or PSE services you want.
Solarium. Lagoa.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/aqcYQ1njtcNYzMS36
My favorite terma, as it consistently has the hottest girls for my tastes, which generally lean toward young, pretty, cute, thin or athletic morenas or brancas. Service level seems to be consistently better than the other termas for passionate GFE / PSE. The lineup usually range from around 10 -15 girls in the afternoon and grows to 20-30 at night. Generally a very chill vibe. Very good lighting in the main space so you get a good view of the girls. Music isn't too loud and actually quiet in the afternoon so easy to have a conversation.
Pricing is 150 entrance + 200 for room + 450 girl for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.
4 x4 (Quarto por Quattro) - Centro.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/fTEY3R6oD6jjQ5US6
A very fun and lively boate / terma. I usually come by at night and usually skip the robes and keep my clothes on. Girls are generally more raunchy and have a more PSE look. Service is top notch and appeals to locals. Also can find more darker skinned girls work here. Usually 30-50 girls work here at night. Disco / terma is upstairs and more wild, while the whiskeria is downstairs and more quiet. After midnight, upstairs closes and everyone moves downstairs. Lighting is a little dark so can hide a girl's true looks a bit. Pretty loud at night so I often take the girl to the quieter smoking area in the back or downstairs to talk.
Pricing is 60 entrance + 460 for girl + room for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. NO extra charge for using a CC. There is also a set price for takeout / Saida at 1,200, although some girls want a bit more on top of that depending on duration of the overnight.
Monte Carlo. Copacabana.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/wmH4w8b5mMMt3Neo6
Very similar to Solarium as it's pretty chill and has decent lighting. Similar type of girls work here, but a bit more diverse. I also found the talent to be less in both quality and quantity when compared to Solarium. Usually 10-15 girls in attendance. It's very conveniently located for most first time visitors as it's located in the heart of Copacabana.
Pricing is 150 entrance + 200 for room + 400 girl for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.
Centaurus. Ipanema.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/2G3UFp78pLHWBgho8
Nicer facilities than other termas. You will find more sharky / aggressive girls here than other termas. Usually 15-30 girls work here. Very diverse group in terms of looks, with some real stunners. Average service level are lower than other termas. Also a lot more English speaking girls are found here. Almost all the upsell incidents I encountered at RJ termas were at Centaurus. Very dark lighting so beware of disco / strip club goggles. The smoking area is well lit and quiet so good option to take a girl there to truly see how she looks. Can feel like a tourist trap if you don't do proper vetting or due diligence of the girls when chatting with them. Expect to be jumped on by the sharkier girls as you enter the main area. Some will even try to be your "tour guide" at the lockers and cockblock you as soon as you enter the club! For both of those type of girls, I usually politely decline them and take my time to find the right girl.
Pricing is 160 entrance + 160 for room + 370 girl for 40 min cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.
Explorer69
05-13-25, 12:52
Clubs / boates / FL bars.
Most of the boates or bars / clubs with freelancers or GDP (garota de programa / working girl) I went to were in the Copacabana area. Usually have an admission and take out fee. You usually have to negotiate with the girl regarding service, price and time.
Dolce Vita. Copacabana.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/8puM9ghwDoVT6ibd7
Night club with loud music, dark disco lighting and good energy. Mostly Hip Hop, rap, funk, with some rock and EDM. Basically music to appeal to gringo tourists. Doesn't get going until after 12:30 or 1 am. Lots of terma, online, MABS, etc. Girls come here after their shift. 50-75 girls of all shapes and sizes. I always see some baddies here. Lots of gringo tourists. Beware of miscount of drinks on your bill. For a place packed with gringos, the girls were surprisingly the least sharky, most chill and offered the best pricing of all the clubs in the area, probably because the girls are mostly freelancers..I agree on everything you say, fantastic overview.
A few comments: Food at Mabs I had once, decided never to try again. Terrible! But it was some years ago. The girls at Mabs is a mixed group, most of them I would not touch. But in between you can find a gem.
The Vitrinni Lounge I never hear about, but is definitely worth trying. Thanks a lot!
Steve 9696
05-15-25, 15:57
First another shout out to Socrates for the write ups below. He is a font of knowledge and a great guy to hang with as well. Here's some day in the life of some of the places he mentions.
I had set the Rio portion of my trip to be on the weekend and to be shacked up with two hotties sequentially in more of a GF mode, one being existing GF Manu and one a new prospect whom I had met in November. However it turned out quite differently.
First, Cebele, whom I met at Dolce Vita last year tried to jack her price two days before our meetup. And not by a little. This of course pissed me off and we got into it. Even tho she basically caved in the end, she had burned the bridge and we were done. Boo!
The plan was that after Cebele I was to see Manu for two days but that would include only a small part of Mother's Day. Fortunately she was able to extend back to Saturday, when Cebele fell thru, to lengthen our visit somewhat. She likely could have extended to Friday also, but when I had the falling out with Cebele it was my opportunity to hit the termas! That was what led to the Night of Four Duos written up separately below.
The Manu visit was not all it's cracked up to be. Sure it was nice and girlfriendy but we've lost the spark a bit here two years later. And she too pulled some Brasileira BS, eventually begging off Mothers Day (can't blame her) but then not showing till 4 pm on Monday (CAN blame her!
To turn lemons into lemonade on a Sunday in Rio, without a date planned, is a minor miracle. Because Rio is shuttered on Sundays for girl action, except for very late night, as all the good Catholic girls are with their families. And yet the lemonade I had was sweet and delicious.
Athough I had had the four duos Friday there was only one girl at the top of that list Sol from Monte Carlo. Her BJ was really good and her kissing top five all time. Just the kissing got me to get out my phone and send her a text once Manu left (ALWAYS get girls numbers just for a contingency like this!
As luck would have it, Sol was free and down to meet. Sol is not 100% my type but a very pretty girl. Spitting image of Rihanna. As a Monte Carlo girl she gets 370 R in-house. So I offered her 500 R for a few hours date and it was on three hours later! She was about a half hour late, which is damn good for a Brasileira 😜.
Really had a great time with her. She was hungry so we had some late night pizza, even though I'the already eaten. And then onto the room. No trouble at the hotel and we rocked on up to my room (I did have trouble with my Casablanca girl the next night. Go figure.).
Although we definitely had some solid sex, the kissing and BJ we're legendary. Of course after 14 girls in 8 days I'm a bit tough to finish (Manu failed twice and she's quite good). But Sol is up to the task. After quite a few rounds of BJ and fucking, her final BJ musta been 20 minutes+. But she was just patient and slow and sexy. I was literally on the edge for 15 minutes and squirming around like a fish at the end. But she got her shot and it was earthshaking. Good girl!
The next day was a Manu day and she was super late. After bagging on Mother's Day I figured she'the try to be there in the morning or lunch latest. Nope 4 pm. Wasn't happy.
And since I wasn't really feeling it at this point we had a session Monday before dinner and then a nice dinner but I skipped the overnight and sent her home. This turned out to be a good call.
As I contemplated my options for the remainder of the night, I considered going back to MC but I knew Sol would want to wife me up and I didn't want to go there. So I thought maybe back to Centaurus, but damn so sharky. As I contemplated perhaps a clubs plan rather than termas, I got to chatting with my bud Socrates. (See his recent epic post on doing Rio).
With his wise counsel, I settled on a Marrakesh, Casablanca, Dolce Vita boate crawl! In that order. With a walk thru MABS for good measure. What fun!
Well Marrakesh was def a bust by my standards. Some pretty enough girls but all overweight, some more than others. Of course it's possible to find a gem there but not tonight.
Cover was 100 R including a free drink, so I drank my impossibly strong G&T (I think the "T" part was that there was a bottle of tonic nearby 😂 and exited. At $18 USD to check out the talent and have a drink this is a fine investment. I look at it as a win not a loss.
Next up was Casablanca. I had a bad experience here last year where a girl seduced me to go to the back room and it was not cool. Neither the room (more or less a closet with a bed) nor the girl (CBJ only). But this year would turn out differently.
Casablanca had quite a different lineup from Marrakesh, with mostly slim and attractive girls, maybe 20 in total. Of course the lone fat girl with red hair (boo) comes to chat me up. I literally block her from squeezing in with my knees but she pushes past and wastes 15 minutes of my time while I try to politely get her to leave. I'm not here to hurt anyone's feelings. She finally takes the hint.
Meanwhile across the way there is this impossibly slim and tall girl sitting by herself. Beautiful face also. A nine in a sea of 6-7's. She's not holding eye contact but she also doesn't have that "don't want to be here" look. As she is moving to a closer table I wave her to my booth. Oh my. She is all that!
Her name is Valentina and it's her third day working there. She is a statuesque beauty with a model's build right down to the A cups. Her being brand new seems legit as we talk more. Especially when we get to pricing and she quotes an onsite and overnight price. I ask her if she's ever been to the onsite room and she says no. When I tell her it's like a closet with a mattress she is visually horrified. LOL. Def new here.
That's ok tho because we doing take out. We agree 1000 R which seems a great price for this hottie. We had to talk quite a bit about BBBJ and show her my STD. Eventually she acquiesced, but this happens sometimes with newbies till they realize they will have no customers if they stick to CBJ. She will learn.
But BEWARE because when we go to exit they want a 650 R takeout fee. Yikes. Don't know if it was gringo pricing or what but not much to be done standing there w your dick ready to go!
Maybe it would be good to inquire the Exit fee on going in. I would prob try to do that next time rather than heat of the moment. But I just paid it and we rocked on.
I'the established that we both love to dance. And although Dolce Vita is a girls takeout club primarily, there is no rule you can't go there to dance with your girl. So we do.
Totally empty maybe 5-7 people at midnight. But it gets going after that. Good news is since we are early even though the booths are roped off, the concierge says the side booths are free, so we take one. Clearly these won't be available later, as we hogged ours for several hours.
Goddamn did we have fun dancing. At Casablanca I offered her a drink and she had said she only drinks champagne at home. When I checked th split price at Casablanca it was untouchable, so no drink there. But at DV she notices Aperol Spritz on the menu which is Aperol and Champagne and orders one. By the time we left we both had had four and were feeling no pain!
The dancing was off the hook. Brave girl that she was, she endured my crazy spirit but mostly we were grinding. Maybe she didn't want to watch my dance moves, but having her back grinding my dick for a few hours was more than welcome.
As new partners we start with my hands on her hips as she grinds. But eventually my hands wander quite a bit but I am respectful and don't put hands straight on tits other than a brush by. Well as the drinks take effect, this goes by the wayside, as she firmly plants my hands on her tiny A cup tits. (Very slim girl all over but got the Brasileira bunda!) Several times when facing each other she flashes a nipple. Naughty minx!
Damn that was a lot of fun but eventually we take it to the hotel. The bill is fair just drinks and cover and I tip the waiter slightly as he was very solicitous and offered the free booth.
Normally I don't recommend walking at night at this hour but it was a hop from Casablanca to DV and from DV to the hotel. We kept our wits about us and cellphones on the downlow and entered the Hilton without any mishaps.
The prior night with Sol, I just had to show my keycard at the entrance and we bopped right to the room. Maybe it was the hour of the night but they were having none of that. In fact they wouldn't let me unregister Manu and register Valentina. They said against policy. Eventually they charge me a 400 R guest fee and let us go up. So really this was more like a 2000 R date with costs tacked on by Casablanca and Hilton. Totally worth it (Scandallo worthy girl) but be aware.
In the room it's great and affectionate. She's not a tongue kisser which sucks but plenty of sexy open mouth kissing and lip biting. Her BJ is on point and I got to give her points for TOFTT as I am struggling to get hard, have the wrong condoms, and just fucked Manu. She labors for prob 50 minutes of BJ off and on without complaint. A real trooper. Would repeat.
She sleeps over but I have a flight at 8 and she gives me a kiss and exits at 5:30 AM. All in all a fun night. Def try the Marakesh, Casablanca, DV Boate crawl. Good fun. And DV is great fun just for dancing. What a great new discovery. Just beware the huge takeout fee at Casablanca and that the Hilton (which I loved) is only sorta girl friendly and inconsistent.
Have fun in Rio. You can't go wrong. Stop over soon to the So Paulo thread for my final hurrah which is epic!
The main reason I am writing this report is to give the lowdown on Centaurus which is rarely written about here. If that's all you care about, jump down a bit, because it's the tail end of the night. Else read on for the full record-
Eventually a third girl joins and all three are having fun stroking and talking about my dick. All the girls at Centaurus seem to speak pretty good English which is rare and likely why its a gringo club. I make it very clear that I will only take TWO girls not three. But I make the rookie mistake of not saying BBBJ. This will bite me shortly. Always ask!
This ended up being a longer write up than planned but there was alot of fun detail I recalled. To summarize Centaurus tho: Careful of the sharks. Confirm BBBJ before going to room. Make maximum use of the free handjobs. It's pretty much to best part for the price of a drink. Just keep putting off the room till you can't anymore.
.Some great reports but seems you made the same mistake as I did at Centaurus 3 weeks ago by not specifying BBBJ and assuming it was default in Brazil. That said, it's so easy for even the most experienced mongerer to get suckered as having gorgeous young women draping themselves over you, stroking your cock, giving you passionate DFK and even inviting you to surreptitiously suck on their tits. You get rock hard and animal instinct takes over and you just have to take them to the room there and then! The best advice as you say is to stay cool and be patient and picky. Easier said and done but hopefully anyone who has read our reports will remember to ensure BBBJ is on the menu.
Has been nearly three weeks since I was in Rio and still have a warm glow from my visits to Monte Carlo and Solarium. Wish it wasn't so far for me. If it was a 7/8 hour flight I would go once a year as it has the lot. Gorgeous girls, great service at fantastic prices. And that's before the weather and the non-sexual attractions.
Online when the massage spots in downtown say "Relaxante" does that mean sex? I know that "Lingam" means a HJ, but not sure what relaxante is.
SocratesNY
05-16-25, 23:07
I am normally a Sao Paulo guy, as it has a more diverse and vibrant hobbying and gastronomy scene. However, RJ is definitely growing on me. The Carioca vibe and Bohemian energy are infectious. The city is more beautiful and calming, with its marvelous mountains and national park, decent to gorgeous beaches and better air quality, than SP, with its concrete jungle and constant drizzle.
I used to dislike how small the hobbying venues are in RJ, but it can be quite calming to not have decision paralysis. You can just relax in one spot and see everything available. At the end of the day, you just need to find one or two girls that suit your tastes. Less concerns about FOMO. And allows you to just live more in the moment. I now quite enjoy relaxing in RJ before or after a week of working and partying hard in SP. That's not to say you can't party hard in RJ either!
Rio also has a lot more fun activities to pursue than SP. You can go from visiting historical or tourist attractions one day to taking hikes or tours around its numerous incredible nature sites the next. You can spend days relaxing and recharging at the beach to satisfying your inner adrenaline junkie the next. It's also a great city for scenic runs and hikes.
The city is truly marvelous, as I've seen the city from up high from so many different perspectives. Whether it's from Cristo, Sugarloaf, rooftop bars along Copa, Ipanema and Barra, various favelas, Santa Teresa, Vista Chinesa in the national park, Pedra Bonita before hang gliding, etc. And I've just barely scratched the surface.
RJ also has a decent gastronomy scene, with a lot of local flavors. They have great restaurants from casual botecos to Michelin star fine dining. There are also some really good street food and farmers market, which I discovered during the couple of food tours I took.
I've found most Brazilians to be very friendly in general, but Cariocas take it up a notch. The female Cariocas are more chill and carefree, but also more open, sensual and passionate in bed. They just have a more fun and outgoing personality.
I also respect the hustle of many of their residents. You just got to be careful that you don't fall for some of the tourist traps and scams, as the city, especially Zona Sul, see a lot more tourists than SP.
I must say I have to contradict Socrates on the food thing. I find the food in Rio pretty horrible. It is always the same shit, meat, beans, rice, fries. They are totally uninventive when it comes to food. They have such great natural resources, the sea, great meats, great veggies and fantastic fruit. Yet they do so little with it on average. Sure, you can find excellent restaurants if you are willing to pay top dollar, but even then it is not guaranteed that it is really top notch in terms of taste. And the vast majority of the normal places are just bad. They cannot even craft a decent burger. The best choice in my opinion for every day are the por kilos.
But anyways, most people are not here for the food, so back to our main topic:
As I have recently tried 4 x4 and Eden Spa here are some girls I recommend to AVOID:
4 x4: Brenda, darker morena from Minas, nice (operated) looks but very bad service.
Eden spa: Dalila, don't let yourself be fooled by the nice (fake) tits and trained ass, she gives the most unenthusiastic service in Rio and refused doing the blowjob without condom. Horrible sucking skills also.
And please, because I have read it here again, STOP overpaying these freelancing bitches. 500 or even 1000 (this is madness) is way too much for 1-2 hours. Stick to 300 to 400. Its possible gents, just put some effort in this. Think about this: short term in a Terma like 4 x4 is 350, what do you think the girl sees from this? So if she makes 300 freelance this more than enough. Do not spoil these brats as you are making it harder for everybody else.
Has been nearly three weeks since I was in Rio and still have a warm glow from my visits to Monte Carlo and Solarium. Wish it wasn't so far for me. If it was a 7/8 hour flight I would go once a year as it has the lot. Gorgeous girls, great service at fantastic prices. I don't know, but that must be an american thing. The prices in Monte Carlo and Solarium are no where near fantastic, on the contrary, they are completely over the top. For this price you can fuck gorgeous girls in Europe and don't have to travel 12 hours. Freelancers and 4 x4 is what I consider a good (while also not fantastic) pricing level.
Voodoo Jones
05-17-25, 16:58
I don't know, but that must be an american thing. The prices in Monte Carlo and Solarium are no where near fantastic, on the contrary, they are completely over the top. For this price you can fuck gorgeous girls in Europe and don't have to travel 12 hours. Freelancers and 4 x4 is what I consider a good (while also not fantastic) pricing level.The prices are definitely higher due to overhead, but still not bad and you can always get their numbers to see them offsite. Where in Europe are you referring to? The FKK clubs in Germany costs more from what I read and their locations aren't the best for tourists who want other things to do during the day. The high-end prices in a lot of European countries are comparable to the US while the high-end prices in Rio are about 1,000 BRL an hour.
I don't know, but that must be an american thing. The prices in Monte Carlo and Solarium are no where near fantastic, on the contrary, they are completely over the top. For this price you can fuck gorgeous girls in Europe and don't have to travel 12 hours. Freelancers and 4 x4 is what I consider a good (while also not fantastic) pricing level.I have no doubt these termas are relatively expensive from a local viewpoint as they seem to be targeted at tourists but I was coming at it from a Dubai perspective where an hour with a Brazilian girl (there are a few) is likely to be in the region of USD 300-400.
As for Europe, London has become expensive since covid with an hour with a good looking escort typically being 200-300 per hour and stunners charging north of those figures.
And FKKs, you're typically looking at E150-200 for an hour.
I haven't been post Covid but I understand Madrid where you do find a lot of Brazilian and other South American girls, is more expensive than Frankfurt and Zurich as you would expect, even more so.
So compared to my usual playgrounds, Rio was great value.
Vagabundo1
05-18-25, 03:30
The reason that many mongers who can afford any price level go with the prives and trash casas is that actually paying more does not result in better sex, and indeed results in worse sex. Those termas like Solarium, Monte Carlo are so full of rules and restrictions that it it easy for the providers to gringo the customer by wasting the hour or 40 minutes with 5 minutes for a shower, 10 minutes for some other BS, always covered etc.
I also enjoyed meeting Senor Socrates and appreciate your detailed post and disclaimer.
Mosaico, and a little walk to Vila and / or Massagemtijuca should be added.
ALL PRICING is in Brazilian Reals unless denoted by USD.
DISCAIMER: These are just MY favorite termas and clubs. Everyone's taste, goals and budget varies. For ME, I like the young pretty, thin runway model / athletic swimsuit model type who are morenas or brancas, whether they be blondes, brunettes or redheads. I am fortunate that I have a high enough hobbying budget that these "tier 1" termas and clubs are affordable to me so I am not saying these are the best places to visit for everyone. I also am not an ex-pat or a digital nomad who spends most of my time in Brazil so I don't try to stretch my budget or do the civilian scene. I have been visiting Brazil every 2 months for a week or 2 at a time for the last 5+ years, so I ain't a newbie either. I just value my time, convenience and comfort. My main priority isn't to get the best value or find diamonds in the rough.
Termas.
Termas are small sauna clubs with basic spa facilities. Don't expect the same facilities as a big Frankfurt FKK, which would have a large pool, outdoor tanning / lounging areas, sleeping / quiet areas, big jacuzzis for you and the girl to play in, big steam rooms and saunas and special sauna / steam programs and dedicated area with private rooms for professional veggie massages.
RJ termas operates a bit like a small FKK. You pay an admission to use its "spa" facilities and usually include a drink or 2. Unlike FKKs, the is no included food or non-alcoholic drinks. Usage of rooms are an extra charge. The plus is that the pricing of the girls ("massage therapists") are set on a menu with transparent pricing. There is no negotiation on price per xx amount of time as is currently the case at most FKKs. There SHOULD be no upcharge either for GFE service.
After paying your admission, you are given a key to a locker to change out of your clothes into a robe and flip flops and store your belongings. Most guys keep their underwear on, unlike at a FKK. In some termas, changing out of your clothes is optional. There are showers and bath amenities to freshen up.
At a FKK, the nudist culture, sauna / spa and sun bathing aspect of the "FKK" are all part of the experience. At a RJ termas, the "sauna / spa" is light on facilities / amenities and more of an excuse / pretense to get out of your normal clothes so you don't go home smelling like you just came from a brothel 😜.
You can easily spend a whole day at a big FKK without being bored. At the RJ termas, I rarely stay more than an hour or two before I am bored if I don't see a girl I am interested in. One night, I went to the 4 termas on my list within 2 hours without finding someone I liked. Before going to the clubs in Copacabana.
Once in your robe and flip flops, you move on to the main area where all the girls hang out. This area has a bar with stools and sitting area with small tables to lounge around. There are also a few poles for strip shows. It's similar to a small to medium size strip club or disco in the USA, but without a big stage or runway for strippers to dance.
The girls are usually in skimpy dresses, lingerie or bikinis and lounging around waiting for clients. In most of the termas, they don't approach you or don't do so aggressively. You can relax, have a drink, eat a meal in this area.
Most guys will chill for a bit before they pick a girl to keep them company. When you chat them up, you can check her chemistry, get a better look, see if you guys vibe, talk about service or fetishes, etc. Many guys also like to feel up the goods and also make out with the girl to get a preview of how they perform in the room.
One great thing about termas vs. FKK is that service should be all inclusive. There SHOULD be no upcharge for DFK, BBBJ, DATY, GFE, etc. Just ask if they do it and they will either say they do or don't. This usually also applies to anal sex. Probably only 10% or less of the girls I asked about anal said they would only it for an upcharge. They rest either offer it or don't. This is not to say that a few sharks who smell a newbie won't try to add a gringo surcharge for GFE services. Just don't fall for it. Hold firm and they will usually relent or just pick another girl who would be happy to provide the GFE or PSE services you want.
Solarium. Lagoa.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/aqcYQ1njtcNYzMS36
My favorite terma, as it consistently has the hottest girls for my tastes, which generally lean toward young, pretty, cute, thin or athletic morenas or brancas. Service level seems to be consistently better than the other termas for passionate GFE / PSE. The lineup usually range from around 10 -15 girls in the afternoon and grows to 20-30 at night. Generally a very chill vibe. Very good lighting in the main space so you get a good view of the girls. Music isn't too loud and actually quiet in the afternoon so easy to have a conversation.
Pricing is 150 entrance + 200 for room + 450 girl for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.
4 x4 (Quarto por Quattro) - Centro.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/fTEY3R6oD6jjQ5US6
A very fun and lively boate / terma. I usually come by at night and usually skip the robes and keep my clothes on. Girls are generally more raunchy and have a more PSE look. Service is top notch and appeals to locals. Also can find more darker skinned girls work here. Usually 30-50 girls work here at night. Disco / terma is upstairs and more wild, while the whiskeria is downstairs and more quiet. After midnight, upstairs closes and everyone moves downstairs. Lighting is a little dark so can hide a girl's true looks a bit. Pretty loud at night so I often take the girl to the quieter smoking area in the back or downstairs to talk.
Pricing is 60 entrance + 460 for girl + room for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. NO extra charge for using a CC. There is also a set price for takeout / Saida at 1,200, although some girls want a bit more on top of that depending on duration of the overnight.
Monte Carlo. Copacabana.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/wmH4w8b5mMMt3Neo6
Very similar to Solarium as it's pretty chill and has decent lighting. Similar type of girls work here, but a bit more diverse. I also found the talent to be less in both quality and quantity when compared to Solarium. Usually 10-15 girls in attendance. It's very conveniently located for most first time visitors as it's located in the heart of Copacabana.
Pricing is 150 entrance + 200 for room + 400 girl for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.
Centaurus. Ipanema.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/2G3UFp78pLHWBgho8
Nicer facilities than other termas. You will find more sharky / aggressive girls here than other termas. Usually 15-30 girls work here. Very diverse group in terms of looks, with some real stunners. Average service level are lower than other termas. Also a lot more English speaking girls are found here. Almost all the upsell incidents I encountered at RJ termas were at Centaurus. Very dark lighting so beware of disco / strip club goggles. The smoking area is well lit and quiet so good option to take a girl there to truly see how she looks. Can feel like a tourist trap if you don't do proper vetting or due diligence of the girls when chatting with them. Expect to be jumped on by the sharkier girls as you enter the main area. Some will even try to be your "tour guide" at the lockers and cockblock you as soon as you enter the club! For both of those type of girls, I usually politely decline them and take my time to find the right girl.
Pricing is 160 entrance + 160 for room + 370 girl for 40 min cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.
Chica Chaser
05-22-25, 15:27
The visa cost is $80, expensive.Not to defend stupid government policies, but Colombia, for Canadians, is far worse. Upon landing we pay about $60 USD. Per visit. At least the Brazilian eVISA is valid for five years.
Vagabundo1
05-22-25, 16:06
Another good week, with new ISG friends in town.
QNinja and Vagabundo hit Darkroom late afternoon Monday, Vagabundo did cat, and QNinja being a good wingman got his girl and waited, though security is not a problem ever at Darkoom, which has returned even sex toys left adrift.
Great sessions. Cost per fuck per minute 230/30 8 ish.
Went to secret terma, hot as fuck negras, porn star quality wefuckblackgirls dot com quality.
Vagabundo talks up a mulatta with large nipples on all natural nice tits holding up well after 2 kids in Belfort Roxo. Initially she says no to bare after being shown tests, but then she comes around and proposes 100 r tip for bare, and Vagabundo hits the bid for a hour program, though she wants to do a 30 minute program. I fuck her bare for a solid 30 minutes, even though she is trying to get me to cum faster, but having blown two loads at the prive, I keep on keeping on, that bare vag just treating my bone oh so well. Anyway at about 40 minutes, I let her go, as had gotten in another 30 minutes of bare back fucking, which is as good a physical therapy as the higher power who created earth can commend.
SOme of the secret terma best girls work at some prives that cost just 130 r for an hour in centro, so it is worth the effort to get out there and be the lions hunting down the lionesses.
So next day, we again go to my favorite prive again, and Vagabundo does an hour with cat and another with kamila werneck with lunch at cais do oriente (good enough wi fi to trade) in between, 40 minutes of actual fucking for both sessions, good massage.
230/40 cpfpm.
Oh, and the highlight was using oleo do coco (coconut oil) as sex lube, which the cat approved of saying coco faz bem. Can't wait to stock up on more coco oil. Nice warm feeling while fucking bare. Pro tip there, gents.
Wednesday night we went to Perola Negra with some other new friends from ISG in town, YB5011 and his bachelor party crew. 40 minutes is like 390 after a cover of 50,60 minutes was supposedly 590. Some new hot girls. Got the negra's numbers, as is my usual approach. YB5011 were having a good time when we left, taking ubers back home, and planning more centro prive runs.
ZuluTango25
05-22-25, 19:33
Not to defend stupid government policies, but Colombia, for Canadians, is far worse. Upon landing we pay about $60 USD. Per visit. At least the Brazilian eVISA is valid for five years.I just checked my Brazil e-visa. It is valid for 10 years until 2035.
I just checked my Brazil e-visa. It is valid for 10 years until 2035.Mine as well. 10 years. 😎
Vagabundo1
05-26-25, 14:46
OK, JimmyBoy99, you have any of those sweet Hyatt points, you send them over to your old buddy, Vagabundo, now, here? Mark Twain! We on a steamer in the old Mississippi with some of those white girls from Rio de Janeiro prives that we picked up on our last trip. So, any of you fine Swiss Sailors that have any loyalty to Vagabundo, now you get together with JimmyBoy99, Nounce, and the other Senior Members of the Pimp Legion of Doom, and you figure out how to rent Airbnb, like maybe Hotel Atlantico in Centro in Lapa for Vagabundo, like a nice suite, with a gamer desk and set of BDSM furniture complete with a make up station for my wives, Elisa Sanches, Yasmin, Keylla, Alice, and Paloma, Manuela Gomes, Kainan Bellato, Thati Bombom, and Lorena Mulatta aka Rayssa Alves, kkk, oh, I loved that Mullata hoar from 2015, remember that negra, cartman?
Alright, my fellow ISG members: Vagabundo needs some help finding a new place as of July 31,2025, unless the great SWISS NAVY veteran who is renting his place to him extends his sub lease, which he should, just for the honor of housing a true Swiss Hero. But I am looking for $6000 reais or less, near to metro jardim oceanico as possible, preferably with laundry machine in a apartment with a beach view, good wi fi, BDSM sex furniture, a full surgical suite, a jet ski and rubber*boat*port.
Hey folks,
Has anyone had any success using dating apps like Bumble & Tinder in Rio? Are the local gals receptive to meeting foreigners and are they generally liberal and open minded when it comes to having FS after a date or three? I understand that speaking Portuguese will make things easier but just wanted to get a feel for how it is on the ground. I visited Rio 15 years ago and English wasn't widely spoken then but hopefully it's getting better. I will of course try and learn some Portuguese before I head back.
Also, what is the going rate for a one hour massage including HJ at non terma places like Aquarium? I couldn't see prices on the website.
Thanks!
Mr Enternational
06-01-25, 02:43
Has anyone had any success using dating apps like Bumble & Tinder in Rio? Are the local gals receptive to meeting foreigners and are they generally liberal and open minded when it comes to having FS after a date or three? I understand that speaking Portuguese will make things easier but just wanted to get a feel for how it is on the ground.YMMV. If you are not able to do what you ask about back home, then I would not expect to go anywhere else doing it, especially in a foreign language. That being said, I use Bumble and previously Cupid. But I do speak Portuguese and have been going to Brazil for 24 years.
Vagabundo1
06-02-25, 01:31
Food / Sex / Literature combinations.
I updated this section of the bubba boy's guide revised by Vagabundo after having some good meals / terma / prive crawls with QNinja (hope to see your reports).
Food / Sex / Literature Combinations.
Food / Sex / Literature combinations in Rio.
Here are 5 great food / sex / literature combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week. I mean, if one has the good fortune to have a meal with Vagabundo, it is almost as if one is eating with Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jorge Amado, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Benjamin Franklin, and a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (parody allusion intended), not to mention Henry Miller, Bukowski, Saint Augustine when he was hoaring, Saint Ignatius of Loyola when he was hoaring, and the nun from Sound of Music when she just turned 16 who occupied Vagabundo's teenage fantasies as he grew up watching that movie, over and over as his mother was Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, who, actually saved jews in World War II by smuggling them out, no shit, which is why Vagabundo is so wonderfully conflicted, so much so, that his family is memorialized in the Museum of the Righteous besides Zohan, his icon, as Vagabundo is just a highly educated but repressed Zohan, just now, at the age of 91 coming out of his shell as in the protagonist of the finest piece of hoaring literature ever written, Memories of my Melancholy *****s by Marquez, which you should listen to on audible at least before you have a meal with Vagabundo, especially the delicious, hard to resist Ceaser Salad in a basket of deep fried parmesan cheese over which all official proceeding of the Pimp Legion of Doom of Rio de Janeiro, also known as the (SWISS NAVY) Veterans of Foreign Wars shall be conducted, all transactions to be executed in crypto currency, (buy / sell Microstrategy stock, ticker MSTR! Semper Gumby, Ad usum nostrorum tantum, ad majorem dei gloriam, For Official Use Only.
We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols:
1. Recreio: Casuarino + Paris Cafe. Paris is the best terma in Rio as it goes back and forth with Perola for talent. Casuarina is the best tier 1 spot to eat. It is at Posto 10 in Barra.
Casuarina.
Av. Lúcio Costa, 16410 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.
Paris Cafe.
Av das Americas 15105 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.
https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/
Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.
1. 2 Metro Jardim Oceanico:
Pineapple and Perola Negra. Did this recently with ISGer QNinja, a good wingman who brought some cell phones and who stayed for security at termas like the secret termas downtown, which he liked too, a good fit so he was promoted to admin of our whatsapp group.
https://www.instagram.com/_pineappleoficial/?hl=en
https://maps.app.goo.gl/MbKGMhP1B3qNwM9c9
Olegario Maciel 207 is Pineapple. It is a top date place. In fact, when Vagabundo and QNinja were there, girls sent their numbers over to our table. When they came to the table, Vagabundo jiu jitsu'ed them: "Nos somos go go boys. Vc pode paga nos 500 reais por sexo por uma hora, por vcs talvez vou fazer disconto 300 reais". That got a laugh. Later at Perola Negra, Q ninja reported that he had talked to them on whatsapp and that they asked for 500 DOLLARS (what the fuck over! The region (barra) is pricy.
Other good restaurants in the area include pesqueiro.
https://www.instagram.com/pesqueiro.rj/?hl=en
Look, when you go out there, the girl is there for pictures, and your job, lads, is to be her camera man. So, expect fuckery. That's Brazilian hoars, nay, all Brazilian women. They are a all instagram hoars.
Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).
Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.
Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).
https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/
You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the limonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.
OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.
2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).
Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the limonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.
https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/
3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.
https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link
Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.
https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share
4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.
Temakeria. Best sushi.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xt483LUgNgJpN1BS8
Na Brasa Colombia (the original) on rua sao clemente.
Close to new terma Caribean Sul, are. Prof. Alfredo Gomes 9.
5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.
Marius in Leme.
http://marius.com.br/
The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.
6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.
Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.
https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/
The thing about classy joints in Rio like Marius or some super-duper sushi places (Sushi Leblon or something) is they're costly as fuck, just like upscale restaurants in NY or LA. I mean there is nothing wrong about it, but living in NYC I don't find gorging on finer food in Rio all that alluring. I highly recommend Lima for an incredible culinary journey on the cheap, but that's a totally different story, LOL.I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.
I will add, Cafe Marambaia in Guaratiba has the best paella I have ever had.
Cais do Oriente has become kind of a go to for centro mongering, as I was yesterday with two ISGers.
The bigger point, and the point of this thread is that Senor Anaggie and Senor Mr E were saying that all the brazilian chow is similar. I'm just saying that there is some really good eating choices near the thing that makes Rio and Brazil unique -- the sex, which is the point of this board, after all.
Here are a few more excellent choices.
Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.
https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link
Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.
https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share
Senor Bonhead had some recommendations in Humaita, as did Senor Bach123 in Leblon.
I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.
And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsover, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminicences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.
FlappyGilmore0
06-02-25, 23:56
I feel hip that I've been to several of the restaurants listed below. I went with a regular of mine. Spot on with the Instagram obsession. They've got to show all their followers the fact that they are eating out at a trendy location. Almost wanted to start charging to be the camera man.
I've got another trip coming up and am torn between Copa (my regular location) and Barra. Can anyone point out the advantages or uniqueness of Barra over Copa?
With Copa / Ipanema, I enjoy the how quickly I can get to / from the beach. The number of Zona Sul locations and the beach kiosks. In between whoring I always seem to run into other tourists and have a few drinks or dinner. The safety aspect is not much of a factor because I have a burner phone at the beach and Uber everywhere.
My hesitation with Barra is how spread out and isolated everything seems. The trek to the beach is a little longer and the beach seems more desolate mid week. Perola Negra could be a saving grace. There's not much talk here about it though.
Degenerate24
06-03-25, 02:28
I feel hip that I've been to several of the restaurants listed below. I went with a regular of mine. Spot on with the Instagram obsession. They've got to show all their followers the fact that they are eating out at a trendy location. Almost wanted to start charging to be the camera man.
I've got another trip coming up and am torn between Copa (my regular location) and Barra. Can anyone point out the advantages or uniqueness of Barra over Copa?
With Copa / Ipanema, I enjoy the how quickly I can get to / from the beach. The number of Zona Sul locations and the beach kiosks. In between whoring I always seem to run into other tourists and have a few drinks or dinner. The safety aspect is not much of a factor because I have a burner phone at the beach and Uber everywhere.
My hesitation with Barra is how spread out and isolated everything seems. The trek to the beach is a little longer and the beach seems more desolate mid week. Perola Negra could be a saving grace. There's not much talk here about it though.Barra the Tijuca has more locals and less Gringos (foreigners) than Copa / Ipanema. It as a different vibe and the restaurants are much better and a bit cheaper. You'd find less servers that speak English than in Copa / Ipanema area. I liked it more for my taste, it feels more posh.
Vagabundo1
06-03-25, 22:28
I am sitting here on my veranda. Ann Amari came over pernoite. We fucked once for 10 minutes, I paid her $300 r. Better cost per fuck per minute in the centro prives, and I am getting fat as fuck, and the fuckin priests over at the university are trying to hook me up with realtors, but I am not exactly a good fit for living in a property which has a landlord that the fucking priests recommended, if you know what I mean? I mean, I need mulatta duplas with their huge natural oil covered tits flapping like Israeli flags in the afternoon marijuana cloud while Carlos Santana personally plays guitar while I titty fuck Nia Nacci and Nina Deponca*eats*her*out.
Plea for Help: 1: Yours truly needs a new property, less than $5000 Reais BRL $900 USD per month, in Barra the Tijuca, with a lavandaria, which*allows*dogs.
2. I need a hoar that resembles my mom who does interracial kink scenes like the one with Cherry Torn and Noemie Bilas, and I need to do that with a new Noemie Bilas every week. That's why Vagabundo lives in Rio.
Anyone care to comment about weather, etc in July & August?
Copa bro. Proximity to every where. I went to Barra on a Friday, and it took me 47 minutes from Copacabana. Each time I went to Perola Negra, it was like I was travelling. Used the travel time to get a power nap and get there refreshed.
I feel hip that I've been to several of the restaurants listed below. I went with a regular of mine. Spot on with the Instagram obsession. They've got to show all their followers the fact that they are eating out at a trendy location. Almost wanted to start charging to be the camera man.
I've got another trip coming up and am torn between Copa (my regular location) and Barra. Can anyone point out the advantages or uniqueness of Barra over Copa?
With Copa / Ipanema, I enjoy the how quickly I can get to / from the beach. The number of Zona Sul locations and the beach kiosks. In between whoring I always seem to run into other tourists and have a few drinks or dinner. The safety aspect is not much of a factor because I have a burner phone at the beach and Uber everywhere..
In addition there a lot of fine streetwalkers in Copa. Met some on the beach.
I feel hip that I've been to several of the restaurants listed below. I went with a regular of mine. Spot on with the Instagram obsession. They've got to show all their followers the fact that they are eating out at a trendy location. Almost wanted to start charging to be the camera man.
I've got another trip coming up and am torn between Copa (my regular location) and Barra. Can anyone point out the advantages or uniqueness of Barra over Copa?
With Copa / Ipanema, I enjoy the how quickly I can get to / from the beach. The number of Zona Sul locations and the beach kiosks. In between whoring I always seem to run into other tourists and have a few drinks or dinner. The safety aspect is not much of a factor because I have a burner phone at the beach and Uber everywhere..
Services.
Some new people coming into town request SIM chips, which I can provide. I can also register such number for you before you come to Rio de Janeiro, so you can start talking to the hoars on a local number and be all like you hoar meu nome e felipe ret baiano bengala, sou go go boy, tenho 28 x19 centimeter, por voce vou fazer desconto, tabom?
I am looking for people coming into town in the next few weeks / months to bring some items, such as a Google Pixel 7 a or 8 a for less than $120 USD, or similar, which seems like a fair trade.Sent you a PM Vagabundo. I am planning to come in Early July. I can get these items for you.
Just send me a link for where to buy from.
Anyone care to comment about weather, etc in July & August?Get a sweater. Worse comes to worse you can put 2 t-shirts under it to make things warmer. Don't forget it's still a winter time there. Water I think is ok though. I intend to swim in any case. Then again I'm usually the only one swimming in Copa in July, at least swimming behind the waves for sure. Oh. This time I think I'd be spending the whole week in Barra just to check the place out.
Anyone care to comment about weather, etc in July & August?Rio de Janeiro experiences mild winter months in July and August, with average temperatures typically ranging between 19°see and 26°see. These months are among the sunniest of the year, with July averaging 21 sunny days and August averaging 19 sunny days. Rainfall is relatively low, with July being the driest month, averaging 1. 5 inches of precipitation. Winds tend to be moderate.
https://world-weather.info/archive/brazil/rio_de_janeiro/
https://www.easeweather.com/south-america/brazil/rio-de-janeiro/past
Vagabundo1
06-08-25, 17:50
To avoid burying the lead, as the saying goes in the newspaper biz, here is my suggestion:
Get on a call with Vagabundo before you even start to talk to girls off of gparena.net, etc, and register a local Rio de Janeiro number on your whatsapp and maybe telegram too. You do this by: 1) getting whatsapp / whatsapp business / telegram open on your phone, while I have a local sim chip to get the code to register. Then set a profile picture with vasco the gama or a picture of a Rio de Janeiro beach (not your face). Then start to talk to the hoars. Your probable rates will be lower.
If you start zapping from a rich world country code, then there is an automatic profiling going on. I don't need to write a paragraph about this, do I?
My motive in this is to make friends for security, shared ubers, etc, and maybe to courier in some electronics like a cell (used amazon refurbished pixel for less than $140 USD), or a gamer laptop (used amazon refurbished for less than $600 USD), usually when I get to know people over a few trips / years. Especially if you are veteran of the swiss navy or other, or a financial professional.
Services.
Some new people coming into town request SIM chips, which I can provide. I can also register such number for you before you come to Rio de Janeiro, so you can start talking to the hoars on a local number and be all like you hoar meu nome e felipe ret baiano bengala, sou go go boy, tenho 28 x19 centimeter, por voce vou fazer desconto, tabom?
I am looking for people coming into town in the next few weeks / months to bring some items, such as a Google Pixel 7 a or 8 a for less than $120 USD, or similar, which seems like a fair trade.
Details:
So, the way to do it with the local number is this. BEFORE you even start to talk to girls that you find from gparena dot net, you should hit me up with a PM, and we can get on a phone call. You can register a WhatsApp or whatsapp business BEFORE you start hitting up the girls. Set a picture of a beach in Brazil as your profile picture, and use a translator and fake being a local dude, and get a better price.
When you get to Rio, then Vagabundo or some of the other experienced mongers, like Jimmyboy or Nounce will take you to some of the higher quality prives, and get your CPF (cost per fuck) registered on your penis for a better price. It will make a big difference financially for your experience.
As for the specific celular, hit up Vagabundo by PM and I will send you a link, but basically a Google Pixel 6 a refurbished for less than $135 US Dollars, with a crave case and a screen protector (because those phones have multiple users, which makes it easier to put on multiple WhatsApp's, and to have a hoaring user profile). You could also put your brokerage linked to your hoaring card there, like ibkr dot com or schwab or fidelity. If you were really Hi speed low drag, hunter biden, you would want to put those funds into a LLC (50% tax deductible meals and entertainment, right? Always buy audit defense on your tax prep software for the LLC).
OK, so vagabundo went into centro and banged cat lady bare with some nice oleo do coconut, and nutted all over her leg.
You don't care about that really because it was not your own penis, and every penis is on its own side. You're just my buddy to figure out my techniques, which is fine. Keep trading your crypto because vagabundo is trading volatility on crypto, which is the area in which I teach and supervise smart college kids, which is why I need all the Hi speed low drag technology.
I don't need more celular phones and laptops like the supposedly excellent ASUS vivobook S14 with the AI chip for $580 USD which I will be glad to figure out how to do the logistics for, but I fucking want one because there is nothing more than I like than to watch porn while fucking cat or my favorite prive hoars while playing our favorite porn, while trading in the bar with a laptop at a price point that actually supports gaming (eager to see that, as I am a huge gamer on insurgency sandstorm, just find vagabundo on the Russian server! Heckler and Koch is a Vagabundo family asset, if you haven't figured it out, along with Tavor and IMI, and the Rothchilds make our ships to send our guns, money, and lawyers around the world, and fer fucks sake, where there's lawyers, there's hoars, which is where it all started.
If that ASUS Vivobook S14 actually is a macbook air equivalent, then it is a fuck you laptop that I could actually lose in the sort of dangerous area that is centro, where as a macbook air M1 that I bought for $2000 USD from a local source (at RB156, Sorella electronics) is a item that I would not want to lose in a street crime. $580 dollar gaming capable lap top and $135 refurbished celular are items that if a punk stuck a gun or a knife in my face, I could say, OK, take it. A $1500 gamer laptop I would generally not want to take into a prive to watch porn and trade. But, those are just some of the finer points of what Vagabundo carries on the street after almost 2000 straight days of hoaring in Rio.
My cost per fuck per minute with cat was like 230/38 for the fucking and then a good 15 minute massage. Not that you really care, but you can meet and meat cat too. Call her dilma, funny as fuck, and call yourself lula. Just as I was banging cat the news about the Trump Elon bitchslapping fight went public roiled the markets, and just as she was texting her boyfriend, I was checking my portfolio, and I was like, man, this fuck with the coconut oil feels great but goddammit, what the fuck is causing this drop in my crypto stock volatility position? It came back somewhat on Friday, and I am smart enough to structure it to benefit from time decay. Extra credit to my dining / sex / literature friends if they understand that bitcoin investment language!
One of my ISG lunch buddies brought Vagabundo the most awesome velcro patch, a genuine (like get locked up if you falsely wear it) SCHWEITZER KRIEGSMARINE military patch, as Vagabundo is a lieutenant commander in the Swiss Navy!
Vagabundo1
06-09-25, 01:47
Botafogo or Barra.
The reason for Botafogo is the following video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQngxj13AXo&t=12s
The reason for Barra is safety as discussed in this article in Economist dot com (trigger warning, though some sources are racist, this article is not, nor am I, a minority, for posting it).
https://www.economist.com/the-americas/2021/08/14/rio-de-janeiro-asks-why-its-cops-kill-so-many-black-people Rio de Janeiro asks why its cops kill so many black people.
Activists are increasingly pushing back.
Aug 14th 2021.
Jacarezinho.
AT DAWN ON May 6th residents of Jacarezinho, a favela in Rio de Janeiro, woke to the sound of police helicopters and gunfire. Ten hours later, 28 people were dead, nearly all of them black men. Mariana de Paula, a 27-year-old accountant and activist who lives on the morro ("hill", as steep favelas like Jacarezinho are called), told her boss that it was too dangerous to travel to the office. Her boss, who is white, suggested she use a ride-hailing app. "She didn't get it," says Ms de Paula, who is black. The shooting sounded like popcorn. The victims included one police officer, shot by drug traffickers, and 27 residents killed by the police. Some were unarmed. It was the deadliest police raid in the state's history.
When the shooting stopped, Ms de Paula began her commute down alleyways that zigzag to the bottom of the morro, through a tunnel from Rio's poor Zona Norte to the rich Zona Sul, and finally to Barra the Tijuca, a beachside strip that is 72% white. In mostly white neighbourhoods in Rio flats can cost 2,000 reais ($400) per square foot. Their inhabitants blame poverty and corruption for the violence that plagues the city. But a growing chorus from Ms de Paula's Rio, the mostly black peripheries and favelas, suggests there is more to it than that.
Black Brazilians are increasingly arguing not only that the police are too trigger-happy but also that their violence is sometimes racially motivated. In 2019 Brazilian cops killed 6,357 people. In the state of Rio they killed 1,814: nearly twice as many people as cops killed in the United States, which has a population 19 times as large. Eight out of ten Brazilians killed by police are negros, a grouping that combines the official racial categories of preto, "black", and pardo, "brown" or "mixed". (Throughout this article, "black" refers to the unofficial category of negros.) Police killings tripled between 2013 and 2020 and now represent around a third of all homicides in some states, according to data compiled by the Brazilian Forum on Public Safety, an NGO.
Part of the explanation lies in history. Brazil was the last country in the Americas to outlaw slavery. Though former slaves did not suffer formal segregation of the kind imposed by South Africa or the American South, poverty and laws criminalising vagrancy and African religions had a similar effect. Rio "civilised and modernised itself by expelling second-class citizens to the morros", writes Zuenir Ventura in "Cidade Partida" (Divided City, 1994).
Black people too poor to live elsewhere built shantytowns (see map). Their residents became cheap labour for factories in Zona Norte and white families in Zona Sul. Today black Brazilians are 56% of Brazil's population but 70% of the poor. Unemployment is 17% for blacks versus 12% for whites. White Brazilians earn almost twice as much as black ones do.
Jacarezinho, which sits between a defunct General Electric plant and two train lines, has 40,000 residents. Its past as a haven for former slaves earned it the nickname "Rio's blackest favela". Over the years, poverty has bred resourcefulness. Residents add one floor after another to homes packed like Lego bricks. Shops sell everything from birthday cakes to beard-trimmers. But there is no proper sewerage system. Nor are there many formal jobs. Open-air drug markets are manned by teens with AK-47's, despite a huge police station at the bottom of the favela.
In 2008 a police commander in Rio called the force "the best social insecticide" after a raid that killed nine people. Rio's civil police is responsible for investigating crimes, but like the military police, its encounters with favelas consist mostly of operations with heavy weapons and hundreds of men. Decades of iron-fist policing have failed to curb violence. A recent study by the state prosecutor's office showed that in the month after lethal raids, crime in the vicinity tends to tick up, not down. And raids claim innocent lives. In the past five years, eight children under the age of 12 were killed during police operations in Rio. At least 24 were injured. During the Jacarezinho raid a nine-year-old saw police kill a man in her bedroom, soaking her mattress with his blood.
The Department for the Protection of Children and Adolescents says it spent months planning the raid in May, which was meant to arrest 21 people suspected of recruiting minors to drug gangs. But evidence appears to be scant—consisting mainly of photos from Twitter. Officers made only six arrests. Of the 27 people killed, some were minors and most were not on the suspect list (police say they were wanted on other charges). It looked like a "revenge operation", says Daniel Hirata of the Federal Fluminense University in Rio. When an officer dies in a raid, civilian deaths are twice as likely.
Despite the levels of violence—which police argue is needed to counter crime—most citizens are indifferent to the plight of favela residents, says Silvia Ramos of the Centre for Security and Citizenship Studies, a think-tank. Brazilians see police killings as a natural response to overall violence. They express more fear than citizens of any of the 163 countries surveyed by the Institute for Economics and Peace, an Australian think-tank. Some 95% are somewhat or very worried about being the victims of violence. Another poll found that 57% agreed with the phrase "a good criminal is a dead criminal. ".
"You can't go into a favela with roses," argues Carlos Monjardim, the head of the residents' association in Ipanema, a rich neighbourhood in the south of the city. It has 42 community police officers, whom locals "adore". Mr Monjardim's biggest concern is an "invasion" of people selling knick-knacks on the pavements.
He refers to the idea, first mooted in the 1930's, that a lack of laws against interracial romance and greater mixing have made Brazil a "racial democracy". "Racism doesn't exist here," he says, pointing to his love of samba and his adopted sister, who is black. He supports the populist president, Jair Bolsonaro, who has called residents of quilombos (communities founded by escaped slaves) "fat and lazy" and says that activists are "importing. Tensions alien to our history".
Indeed segregation in Brazil, including the existence of favelas and separate "service" elevators for maids and cooks, tends to be attributed to class, not race. Even left-wing types "used to say racism is just a fruit of economic inequality", says Luiz Eduardo Soares, who as an adviser to Rio's security secretary in 1999-2000 tried to reduce crime by filling favelas with projects, such as a snazzy cultural centre.
But such schemes are often underfunded. Killings by police fell 86% between 2008 and 2014 in "police pacification unit" areas, built in the lead-up to the 2016 Olympics. These community policing units were disbanded in 2019, after their budget was cut from 5 m reais to just 10,000. Attempts to reform the police cost reformers like Mr Soares their jobs.
The revolution is now televised.
Attitudes have started to change, however. This is partly due to pressure from activists, academics and a small but growing contingent of black politicians. More recently Black Lives Matter protests in the United States and the rise of mobile phones and social media have also raised awareness of racism.
Thiago Amparo, a human-rights lawyer, provided live commentary on Brazil's biggest TV channel for six hours in the wake of George Floyd's death. In November 2020 protests swept Brazil after white security guards at a Carrefour supermarket beat a black man to death. The supermarket chain agreed to pay 115 m reais to civil-rights groups, a record sum. In June a video of a white couple falsely accusing a black surfing instructor of stealing their bicycle went viral. An ongoing survey of news stories about police operations in Brazil found the word "black" only once in 7,000 stories between June 2019 and May 2020 but six times since the death of Mr Floyd.
Michael França, an economist, thinks that Brazil is starting to talk more openly about race. This year he and his colleagues from Insper, a business school in São Paulo, created a "racial-equality index" to measure disparities in different regions. The situation is becoming better in some ways and worse in others.
Public universities now have as many black students as white ones, but while 36% of white 18- to 24-year-olds have completed university or are studying for a degree, the share drops to 18% for black 18- to 24-year-olds. Mr França's index estimates that it will take 27 years to reach racial equality. And a black Brazilian is nearly three times as likely as a white one to be a victim of homicide. (Most perpetrators are also black.) In the United States a black person is seven times as likely to be killed as a white one. But in Brazil deaths of black people at the hands of cops are a larger share of homicides.
These numbers are finally starting to dawn on people, says Irapuã Santana of Educafro, a civil-rights group. In 2017 the group joined a class-action lawsuit opposing police raids which resulted in orders that Rio's police take steps to prevent loss of life, such as having ambulances on call and not using schools as bases from which to shoot. After the Supreme Court banned raids during the pandemic, killings by Rio's police dropped by a third in 2020, saving nearly 600 lives. The ban was still in place when officers entered Jacarezinho. They called the raid "Operation Exceptis".
But authorities in Rio stubbornly stick to their methods. In 2019 the governor said police should "shoot criminals in their little heads". He abolished the security secretariat, which had provided a layer of oversight, and weakened the internal-affairs departments (he was later impeached for financial irregularities). When activists argued that officers should be held accountable for the deaths in Jacarezinho, the police sealed the internal investigation for five years. A study in 2008 found that 99% of cases against Rio police officers were dismissed without charges, often without a serious investigation.
This is in contrast to São Paulo, where police lethality has dropped since some units began wearing body cameras (after the raid in Jacarezinho, Rio's state assembly ordered police to implement a 2009 law that mandates their use). São Paulo is introducing anti-racism training, though this has had mixed results in other countries. The black lieutenant-colonel who is leading the effort, Evanilson Corrêa de Souza, is unwilling to blame racism for deaths in "terrains where criminals are armed to the teeth". Police "go into favelas with the mentality that they will kill or be killed," he says, pointing out that black officers make up a third of the police force but two-thirds of officers killed. "We're killing each other. " Racism isn't a policing problem, it's a societal problem, he says.
In the meantime activists will keep pushing for change. Last year Ms de Paula and Thiago Nascimento, a law student from Jacarezinho, helped found LabJaca, a think-tank geared towards favela residents, to track covid-19 cases and urge people to take the virus more seriously. After the raid they changed their focus, organising a protest and releasing a wonky video showing how many school uniforms could be purchased for the cost of weapons used by the police. But few businesses were willing to support LabJaca's new campaign.
A month after the raid, a friend of Ms de Paula's was killed by a stray bullet. Kathlen Romeu was 24 years old and 14 weeks pregnant, with a degree from interior-design school and a new flat in a safer part of Rio. She had returned to a favela to visit her grandmother when she was shot by the police, witnesses say. Ms de Paula went on national news to denounce the killing. The next day her co-workers swarmed her. "We saw you on TV," they said. "You're famous!" Tens of thousands of strangers followed Ms Romeu on Instagram, liking photos of her baby bump. "You can say all 27 killed in Jacarezinho were criminals," says Ms de Paula. "But an unborn baby?9632;.
Copa bro. Proximity to every where. I went to Barra on a Friday, and it took me 47 minutes from Copacabana. Each time I went to Perola Negra, it was like I was travelling. Used the travel time to get a power nap and get there refreshed.
First time and trip to Brazil and Rio was a success. I was able to meet the one and only vagabundo who provided my friends and I great info.
We stayed at an AirBnb in Leblon and was able to hit up Perola Negra, Solarium and Monte Carlo in the evenings. I personally thought perola negra was the best out of the 3 in terms of experience, venue and girls.
Definitely want to make another visit back to Rio and check out SP as well.
..........AT DAWN ON May 6th residents of Jacarezinho, a favela in Rio de Janeiro, woke to the sound of police helicopters and gunfire. Ten hours later, 28 people were dead, nearly all of them black men.......How many whites live in favelas?
My second trip to Rio. Arrived early Friday morning and checked in to a hotel in Lapa.
Quatro por Quatro.
Friday night had some jet lag and wanted to go somewhere I was familiar with and knew what to expect. Went to 4 x 4 about 20:00. Took an uber for about 10 are. Got a Heineken and checked out the talent. Were about 15 gals there. After about a half hour I saw a gal that I was with last time in Rio, at 4 x 4. A cute morena with slender body and natural breasts. She speaks English too. Took her to one of the larger rooms for an hour. Great with kissing, oral sem camisinha. I asked her if she would have vaginal intercourse bareback, but she wouldn't let me. Nevertheless, was a hot session and ended with CIM and swallow. Cost for two beers, a coconut water for her and the room was under 700 are.
Perola Negra.
Went to this place in Barra de Tijuca on Saturday night as it was highly recommended by a fellow respected ISGer. Took the Metro to the Oceana stop, then walked about a mile to the location. Got there around 22:30. Recommendations were that the place gets active late, and 22:30 was not late enough. Maybe 6 gals. Most of them sat by and tried to chat me up, but I let them know I was in no hurry. I patiently waited while more girls filtered in over the next couple hours or so. Met a pretty one that had a face and hair like Uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction, but she insisted that oral be with a condom. A deal breaker. So I continued to patiently wait. About 1:00 I realized that Uma with condom might be my best choice and called her back. While I was finishing my drink, she saw me pop a Viagra. I tried to play it off with a joke about being old and half drunk. I guess the joke didn't land because she got up and left without a word. Really weird. Probably the language barrier.
At that point I see one last gal across the room that I had not seen up close yet. I motioned her over and she was cute. A tall, thin morena with long hair and natural breasts. She was OK with oral no condom so I took her to a room for a one-hour program. Had a great time and ended with CIM. It pays to have patience. The bill was kind of steep at 1150 are for three caipirinhas and the room. It might have been because I chose the "Pearl Room" that Uma wanted to go to. It was a nice room with jacuzzi, shower, banheiro, stripper-pole, etc. Fancier than I would normally choose, but it was nice.
Odd note, as I was there a while, I drank three caipirinhas, served by two different waitersold guys. After brining me the third one that waiter asked for a tip. I thought this was inappropriate as the drinks are paid at the same time as the room in a lump sum. This guy persisted and I finally took a couple 2 are notes out and gave to him. The guy gave me a disappointed look letting me know he thought I was a cheapskate. If I had known the waiter was such a dick, I would have went to the bar and got the drinks myself. Am I wrong here? It is my understanding that in Brazil tips are appreciated but not expected.
I'll be here all week and hope to update with more misadventures.
How many whites live in favelas?Probably more than you imagine. During several years on my Rio visits I stayed in one of Zona Sul favelas. Far from all of the moradores are black. There are lots of white nordestinos, especially from Ceará, Paraíba and Pernambuco. It tends to be that the nordestinos are the ones who are successfully business-owners in the favelas. Meanwhile the majority of the young guys who end up in the gangs are colored.
In the favelas 72,9% are pardos / morenos and pretos. What is considered white in Brazil make up 26,6% of the moradores. The reason that 90% of the bandits that are getting killed by the police are negros probably have several explanations. In some extent it might be a racial issue but also because the majority of the gangs are made up of colored guys.
https://agenciabrasil.ebc.com.br/geral/noticia/2024-11/populacao-de-favela-e-mais-negra-e-jovem-que-restante-do-pais
Vagabundo1
06-11-25, 04:22
VAGABUNDO IS sorry he missed you. Next time at perola negra for sure.
My second trip to Rio. Arrived early Friday morning and checked in to a hotel in Lapa.
Quatro por Quatro.
Friday night had some jet lag and wanted to go somewhere I was familiar with and knew what to expect. Went to 4 x 4 about 20:00. Took an uber for about 10 are. Got a Heineken and checked out the talent. Were about 15 gals there. After about a half hour I saw a gal that I was with last time in Rio, at 4 x 4. A cute morena with slender body and natural breasts. She speaks English too. Took her to one of the larger rooms for an hour. Great with kissing, oral sem camisinha. I asked her if she would have vaginal intercourse bareback, but she wouldn't let me. Nevertheless, was a hot session and ended with CIM and swallow. Cost for two beers, a coconut water for her and the room was under 700 are.
Perola Negra.
Went to this place in Barra de Tijuca on Saturday night as it was highly recommended by a fellow respected ISGer. Took the Metro to the Oceana stop, then walked about a mile to the location. Got there around 22:30. Recommendations were that the place gets active late, and 22:30 was not late enough. Maybe 6 gals. Most of them sat by and tried to chat me up, but I let them know I was in no hurry. I patiently waited while more girls filtered in over the next couple hours or so. Met a pretty one that had a face and hair like Uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction, but she insisted that oral be with a condom. A deal breaker. So I continued to patiently wait. About 1:00 I realized that Uma with condom might be my best choice and called her back. While I was finishing my drink, she saw me pop a Viagra. I tried to play it off with a joke about being old and half drunk. I guess the joke didn't land because she got up and left without a word. Really weird. Probably the language barrier.
At that point I see one last gal across the room that I had not seen up close yet. I motioned her over and she was cute. A tall, thin morena with long hair and natural breasts. She was OK with oral no condom so I took her to a room for a one-hour program. Had a great time and ended with CIM. It pays to have patience. The bill was kind of steep at 1150 are for three caipirinhas and the room. It might have been because I chose the "Pearl Room" that Uma wanted to go to. It was a nice room with jacuzzi, shower, banheiro, stripper-pole, etc. Fancier than I would normally choose, but it was nice.
Odd note, as I was there a while, I drank three caipirinhas, served by two different waitersold guys. After brining me the third one that waiter asked for a tip. I thought this was inappropriate as the drinks are paid at the same time as the room in a lump sum. This guy persisted and I finally took a couple 2 are notes out and gave to him. The guy gave me a disappointed look letting me know he thought I was a cheapskate. If I had known the waiter was such a dick, I would have went to the bar and got the drinks myself. Am I wrong here? It is my understanding that in Brazil tips are appreciated but not expected.
I'll be here all week and hope to update with more misadventures.
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