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Pharisaer

12-19-11, 00:22

* And, (this is the part I find most hard to believe, but one girl was insistent about it whatever the reason) You can stay in the VIP room even after the closing hour of 5 AM, if the girl is willing.Why not? You can sleep in the regular zimmers in eg FKK world or Harem as well if you pay for? Why don't spend the night there with one of the beautiful girls, if you pay for?

Michal69

12-19-11, 02:37

Hi.

I have been in Artemis couple of times and have great time there during the weekends. I've got a question. I was thinking about going there before Christmas (this Tuesday or Wednesday) , do you think it is worth it? Are there going to be a lot of girls like in the weekends? Thanks for the answer.

Pharisaer

12-19-11, 10:21

Are there going to be a lot of girls like in the weekends?A lot of girls spend the holidays at home, which means abroad for some of them. Therefore, the number of girls will be smaller than at the weekend. The week before Christmas will be a calm one (less girls, less mongers) , but Artemis will be worth a visit, of course.

LilJoey

12-21-11, 18:22

Nille Copenhagen

12-21-11, 18:41

Angus Magee

12-21-11, 19:33

I have never been to Berlin or Artemis before, but I have a good deal of experience in Frankfurt's Palace and Oase. I like to try new things, if they seem worthwhile, so I am considering going to Berlin instead of Frankfurt on my upcoming trip in February (Feb 16. 21).

I am interested in the opinions of those veterans who have been to both Artemis as well as Oase and Palace, as to which club has the best line up, and whether there is any chance that I will be disappointed at Artemis, compared to the line up at the Frankfurt area FKK's.

And if I do go to Berlin to try out Artemis this time, which are the best other bordellos, apartments or options to try?

If any of you guys have read my posts on the Kiev thread, or about my visits to Oase or Goldentime Vienna FKK's, you know I post detailed reports, often with juicy details, so your input will be put to good use. Will I regret choosing to go to Berlin instead of Frankfurt on my next trip?

LJHi LJ,

First of all many thanks for all your efforts in Kiev. I do not follow that closely all the time but I do recognise that you write some pretty damned detailed reports over there. If I am ever in Kiev (a dream of mine) I hope that you are still posting there.

In one way I wonder if I am the best guy to answer this. I tend to be a realist and say there is always the possibility of disappointment in an FKK visit. One needs some game, cash of course, and a measure of good luck in any adventure like this. The last element is, of course, somewhat under your control but this control is some times, in my opinion, illusory. But I am sure that you understand this. Just had to throw it in there. I also can not speak to Palace and my Oase experience is limited to one (fantastic) visit.

I would say Artemis is a pretty safe bet if you can chose your night. Slower nights (Su, Mo, Tues, Wed-which is Dessous Tag) have their good points but the volume of hotties is not as great as Th, Fri. And Sat. Evening. For me this all means that there are more than enough hotties and with a little perseverance, not too much hesitation, one will not walk away unsatisfied. You do have to be on your toes though as Artemis is a big city bordello and not all the girls have your best interest at heart. If you catch my meaning.

The detailed analysis I will leave to others. I am guessing that you are experienced enough to know that slower nights can be better etc, depending upon your own reaction to big crowds of white robed tripods all vying for the attention of the hot ones. Of course, if you have the cash, they, the hot ones, will find you. ;)

What I always tell gents asking about Berlin is that the main advantage is that Artemis may be the only FKK in town but there are plenty of apartment bordellos and these are not to be over looked. Have a look at the Berlin thread, in particular Kimino's and Charlie 123's Berlin tour reports. Also you may want to check out my own blog, www.angusmagee.com

By Kimino's reckoning Royal is currently the most consistent line up but I am sure others are worth a visit. I do not want to get to much into this here as it is the Artemis thread.

Good Luck and do keep us posted.

AM

Toscana

12-21-11, 22:29

Rocketboy0

12-22-11, 08:11

I have never been to Berlin or Artemis before, but I have a good deal of experience in Frankfurt's Palace and Oase. I like to try new things, if they seem worthwhile, so I am considering going to Berlin instead of Frankfurt on my upcoming trip in February (Feb 16. 21).

I am interested in the opinions of those veterans who have been to both Artemis as well as Oase and Palace, as to which club has the best line up, and whether there is any chance that I will be disappointed at Artemis, compared to the line up at the Frankfurt area FKK's. Will I regret choosing to go to Berlin instead of Frankfurt on my next trip?

LJHi LJ. Nille and Angus have it about right. I have been to all these clubs and I would say that in some ways, your taste in women is the key decisive thing. I tend toward the more voluptuous, slightly older, and more than average (if not much more) pretty faces. I have been consistently underwhelmed and disappointed (purely on the choice of women front. Forget about facilities, outdoor atmosphere vs indoor etc.) at Oase and World (and GT). I know some of the mongers at the Arts thread and they prefer younger, thin, waiffy spinnerettes and thus their tastes naturally influence their recommendations. Charlie123 ran a contest some time back ranking the biggies. And Artemis scored high. Though I have not been in over a year) I found the Palace choices always pretty good, and have never been bothered at all by the shark blah blah. It's just that I live in Berlin. Oddly, the Hessisch culture is a little more lively and outgoing vs more reserved Prussian Berlin, but Artemis, maybe because it is bigger, feels lighter somehow. The Palace is a slicker operation, with better food, but Artemis has perhaps a better vibe-mongers mingle more.

But really it is simple. Artemis is a big club, surely you will find some reasonable options, at least Thurs-Sat. The thing about Berlin is there are also a lot of really good private bordellos (probably more than in FFM) , well worth the hassle of looking at their website, making a plan, calling ahead etc. Just turning up can be done, but it does reduce the odds if you have more specific tastes, and I don't recommend it. They are all fairly close together and easy to reach via public transport. Increasingly, I prefer them but I know the scene well, have my favorites. It is worth exploring and there are a lot of choices, though the privates are leaner than Artemis on the weekends. I would say (again given my tastes) I would visit in this order: Kamilla Dee, van Kampen, Mon Rouge, Prestige, Liberty, Royal. Again a function of tastes, and who is there at a given moment. But Berlin is surely the most interesting city of all, history, culture, music and that tips it. Definitely worth a few days.

Let us know if and when you come. Have some Kiev questions for you so a meet up would be good. If you want say more here or PM about your tastes and that might help narrow the venue options a bit.

Ksabaras

12-22-11, 21:01

Entrance is 70-80 euro? Girl for a half hour is 60euro? But where are I can have sex with a choosen girl? I understand that if I want a room its 200euros more? Or can we just have sex in sauna, pool or anywhere in the club? Sorry on bad english.

Well if a girl promises to do something and then on entering the room goes back on her word I find the best way to deal with such a situation is in an unorthadox manner. If she's doing that trick with me then doubtless she is repeating it with every other guy. Where.

Most customers would take the authoritarian stance ie you are wrong I am right and I will complain to the management my approach is to take a humane approach by letting her know that I do want what is promised and she won't get away with it or I will walk out.

However then going off on a completely unrelated humorous matter making her feel relaxed in the hope she will then swing around and start kissing as we agreed. Its a double bluff as she is expecting a standard response as she does from every guy she promises to do.

Something outside the room then only to go back on it. Luckily in the instance where it occured to me playing double bluff worked a treat as the girl found it funny whilst at the time a certain amount of respect was now mutually earnt from her to me so the session.

Thankfully went down a treat. How else do you act when cornered like that? Thankfully it is very rare in fkk!

Ksabaras

12-22-11, 21:02

Entrance is 70-80 euro? Girl for a half hour is 60euro? But where are I can have sex with a choosen girl? I understand that if I want a room its 200euros more? Or can we just have sex in sauna, pool or anywhere in the club? Sorry on bad english.

Hi LJ. Nille and Angus have it about right. I have been to all these clubs and I would say that in some ways, your taste in women is the key decisive thing. I tend toward the more voluptuous, slightly older, and more than average (if not much more) pretty faces. I have been consistently underwhelmed and disappointed (purely on the choice of women front. Forget about facilities, outdoor atmosphere vs indoor etc.) at Oase and World (and GT). I know some of the mongers at the Arts thread and they prefer younger, thin, waiffy spinnerettes and thus their tastes naturally influence their recommendations. Charlie123 ran a contest some time back ranking the biggies. And Artemis scored high. Though I have not been in over a year) I found the Palace choices always pretty good, and have never been bothered at all by the shark blah blah. It's just that I live in Berlin. Oddly, the Hessisch culture is a little more lively and outgoing vs more reserved Prussian Berlin, but Artemis, maybe because it is bigger, feels lighter somehow. The Palace is a slicker operation, with better food, but Artemis has perhaps a better vibe-mongers mingle more.

But really it is simple. Artemis is a big club, surely you will find some reasonable options, at least Thurs-Sat. The thing about Berlin is there are also a lot of really good private bordellos (probably more than in FFM) , well worth the hassle of looking at their website, making a plan, calling ahead etc. Just turning up can be done, but it does reduce the odds if you have more specific tastes, and I don't recommend it. They are all fairly close together and easy to reach via public transport. Increasingly, I prefer them but I know the scene well, have my favorites. It is worth exploring and there are a lot of choices, though the privates are leaner than Artemis on the weekends. I would say (again given my tastes) I would visit in this order: Kamilla Dee, van Kampen, Mon Rouge, Prestige, Liberty, Royal. Again a function of tastes, and who is there at a given moment. But Berlin is surely the most interesting city of all, history, culture, music and that tips it. Definitely worth a few days.

Let us know if and when you come. Have some Kiev questions for you so a meet up would be good. If you want say more here or PM about your tastes and that might help narrow the venue options a bit.

Pharisaer

12-23-11, 09:50

Entrance is 70-80 euro? Girl for a half hour is 60euro? But where are I can have sex with a choosen girl? I understand that if I want a room its 200euros more? Or can we just have sex in sauna, pool or anywhere in the club?Entrance 80 Euro.

Girls 60 Euro 30 minutes (BBBJ and sex). Extra fee for extras like anal, COF, CIM. Nowadays some girls try to charge an extra fee for kissing, don't pay that.

You don't have to pay for a room, it's included. The girl will take your hand and guide you to a room. An extra fee applies for the VIP suite only.

There are some boxes with curtains near the cinema in the basement and two tents in the bar area, where you can have sex, if you like. You can have sex in public areas too. Fucking in the cinemas is daily business in A, fucking in sauna or pool is unusual. Maybe it's forbidden, you're in Germany, but I don't know.

Angus Magee

12-23-11, 10:42

Some might have missed the small page of Christmas party pics that were recently posted to the Artemis hp.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page_id=605&langswitch_lang=de

AM

Serenda Lover

12-24-11, 17:49

A lot of girls spend the holidays at home, which means abroad for some of them. Therefore, the number of girls will be smaller than at the weekend. The week before Christmas will be a calm one (less girls, less mongers) , but Artemis will be worth a visit, of course.It is true for sure, being in Artemis around Christmas time is not very reasonable if you would like to see many options. However I also would like to know about the time when the girls are returning to Artemis from their home land after new year? Are they staying more than one week in their homeladn or returning instantly?

Pharisaer

12-26-11, 23:43

However I also would like to know about the time when the girls are returning to Artemis from their home land after new year?I don't know. They didn't tell me about their travel plans.

IMHO expect business as usual at the latest at Thursday 5th of jan. Note, there is a public holiday at Friday 6th of jan, in some german states.

Kimino

12-27-11, 10:13

I don't know. They didn't tell me about their travel plans.

IMHO expect business as usual at the latest at Thursday 5th of jan. Note, there is a public holiday at Friday 6th of jan, in some german states.I was told that Epiphany day (6th jan) is a very important christian feast day in Romania (and probably in other east europe countries). It's also a Friday.

I'm just guessing but I think that some of the girls will be coming back during the weekend.

Ciao.

Kimino

The Postman

12-27-11, 18:40

I was told that Epiphany day (6th jan) is a very important christian feast day in Romania (and probably in other east europe countries). It's also a Friday.

I'm just guessing but I think that some of the girls will be coming back during the weekend.

Ciao.

KiminoJanuary 7th is also Christmas Day for the Eastern Orthodox Church (Russsia, Moldova, Bulgaria, Romania etc) as they follow the Juilan Calendar. Must be great to get to.

Celebrate Christmas twice! Suppose it depends on family traditions if the girls stay at home for this celebration!

Ossus

01-03-12, 14:20

Angus Magee

01-03-12, 15:57

It has become a bit of a tradition these past few years for me to visit Artemis in the week between Christmas and New Year's Eve. Much is written on here that suggests this is not a great time to visit the clubs. While I do find it true that over all the line up is diminished, a lot of the regular girls on an extended pause, I also find that I just like the club at this time of year. And, as once again happened this year, I do seem to have found a good reason to visit in the time between the years.

I timed my arrival for around 17:30 and was sitting with a coffee awaiting the evenings parade to begin by around 17:45. First impressions were good though I really did have a hard time spotting any girls that I recognised in the crowd. I would say that even at this early hour it was obvious that the mongers would be in short supply for the girls this evening. There were in fact plenty of us around but the numbers would be stacked in our favour as the evening progressed.

As I mentioned this yearly visit at this time has become somewhat traditional for me. One of the reasons for this is that for the past two years a certain young lady that usually prowl the grounds of Oase has been an Artemis guest provider for the past two years and I was hoping that she might just put in another appearance this evening. To be honest she is a wee secretive about her yearly visit so I do not want to say out right who she is. I will say that she hails from a South American country and is a somewhat popular girl, getting frequent mention in the the Oase thread where she has more than a few fans. As the evening progressed I sat on one of the upper sofas hoping I would soon spot her.

To make a long story short, Miyara (her Artemis name though I am not sure about the spelling) showed herself shortly before 19:00 and after a 15 minute couch cuddle / kiss session we retired to the upstairs to engage in the best sex I could have imagined. Mission accomplished.

With the session finished I ate and started the wait to see if another session would happen. I passed the time chatting with a couple of visitors all the while wondering if I could top my session with Miyara. I knew I couldn't but tat does not stop one from wondering.

The one girl I had my eye on was a tall thin dark haired beauty wearing knee high socks and a mini 'skirt' the barely covered her bum. Looking at her I knew that the session was in fact a disaster waiting to happen but something had to try. When finally I decided to go for it and gave her a friendly 'Hello, ' out by the stairway, she said Hi back but kept on going. One more try in the bar, similarly rebuffed and I gave up. Do I really want to take a girl to the room who can not even bother to be very friendly?

With that decided I was dressed and out the door within 15 mins. And home shortly after. Artemis between the years did not disappoint thanks to one lady. Wonder if she will be back next year?

AM

Old German

01-03-12, 19:48

Reply to the following question of Ossus:

I plan on going to artemis on 13/01 and stay there untill it closes because my plane leaves from Schönefeld at 08. 00 in the morning and just woundering what the best way is to get there from artemis at night? Is taxi the only way and if so how much would it cost?

You should stay in Artemis till closing time at 5 a. M. And then use the S-Bahn. Go to the nearby station "Westkreuz", its a walk of 5 minutes from Artemis. The trains are running every 7 till 12 minutes, also at 5 a. M. In the morning You will arrive roundabout 45 minutes later at the Airport station Berlin-Schönefeld. You have to pay 2. 30 Euro. To use the taxi is stupid, you will need almost same time to arrive there and will surely pay more than 50 Euros. Save your money!

For more detailled informations you should look at the website www.s-bahn-berlin.de

Hessen Bub

01-03-12, 21:58

I will say that she hails from a South American country and is a somewhat popular girl, getting frequent mention in the the Oase thread where she has more than a few fans. As the evening progressed I sat on one of the upper sofas hoping I would soon spot her.Having said that you could also have posted her name, or I have to be very wrong about who she is.

HB

Pharisaer

01-03-12, 21:59

I plan on going to artemis on 13/01 and stay there untill it closes because my plane leaves from Schönefeld at 08. 00 in the morning and just woundering what the best way is to get there from artemis at night? Is taxi the only way and if so how much would it cost?Take S-Bahn from Westkreuz station to Flughafen Schoenefeld station. It will take you up to an hour. Note: you have to change once at least. Red-coulored ticket vending machines on platform.

There are regional trains from Zoo station to Flughafen Schoenefeld station as well. Zoo station is just a short three station ride from Westkreuz station, take any S-Bahn eastbound from Westkreuz station. IMHO it's more convenient, but you have to catch the 05. 04 am departure from Zoo station, otherwise that option won't fit your needs.

Riding by cab will take you approx 20 minutes on a Saturday morning via freeway A100 / A113. Fee 30 Euro or so.

Kimino

01-03-12, 22:09

WarmStone25

01-04-12, 22:33

Reply to the following question of Ossus:

I plan on going to artemis on 13/01 and stay there untill it closes because my plane leaves from Schönefeld at 08. 00 in the morning and just woundering what the best way is to get there from artemis at night? Is taxi the only way and if so how much would it cost?

You should stay in Artemis till closing time at 5 am And then use the S-Bahn. Go to the nearby station "Westkreuz", its a walk of 5 minutes from Artemis. The trains are running every 7 till 12 minutes, also at 5 am In the morning You will arrive roundabout 45 minutes later at the Airport station Berlin-Schönefeld. You have to pay 2. 30 Euro. To use the taxi is stupid, you will need almost same time to arrive there and will surely pay more than 50 Euros. Save your money!

For more detailled informations you should look at the website.

www.s-bahn-berlin.deThe connection finder on the web site referred to is usefull. The direct trains to the airport at Schonefeld appear to be RE7 and RB14. These can be picked up at other stations. The web site also gives details of the ticket machines. The new machines with the red front are multi lingual including english.

Rocketboy0

01-05-12, 16:54

The connection finder on the web site referred to is usefull. The direct trains to the airport at Schonefeld appear to be RE7 and RB14. These can be picked up at other stations. The web site also gives details of the ticket machines. The new machines with the red front are multi lingual including english.IMHO www.bvg.de Is better as it includes all transport modes. If you take the Ring S-Bahns going east, from the SudKreuz SudBahnhoff Station, there is a direct bus that takes you right to the airline terminal in Scheiss Schoenefeld. Saves a silly long walk from the SXF train station, and is quicker and more reliable. I still hate this airport, will miss Tegel when it is shut in June, and sure hope the train connection to the new Meisterwerk airport is better than what is now. Once it took me 1. 5 hrs to get from there to my flat in Schoenberg using the S-Bahn-longer than the flight.

KentsBest

01-06-12, 16:34

John Corey

01-06-12, 23:47

Hi all, I am hoping to go to Artemis 3/4 March, so was wondering if there are suggestions for a good (nice quality 4/5 star) hotel that is near to Artemis and also good for some sightseeing during the day.I would suggest Swisshotel or Lindner on Ku'dam about 5 subway stops away. Both great hotels 5 and 4 stars respectively and in the middle of the city ith good returns, sights and shopping. There is not much around Artemis except the Exhibition grounds. Both hotels are €10 by taxi if you do not take the subway.

Fkknomad

01-07-12, 16:05

Kents, I'd agree with John Corey as stayed at the Swisshotel and the Ku'dam shopping. Easy to find Artemis by subway and short walk.

For a great hotel near the sights I stayed at the 5* Mandala at Potzdamerplatz

Serenda Lover

01-08-12, 00:03

I have been told by a Turkish girl in Artemis in one of my previous visits that the club becomes very crowded in case there are some Messe in Berlin. I checked the schedule of January; 20-22 weekend when I plan to visit Berlin and unfortunately observed that there will be 4-5 Messe in Berlin. Does anybody have an idea? I do not want to wait for 30 min to enter a FKK and do not want to be with 100 guys in such place!

Can anybody give an info on that?

Pharisaer

01-08-12, 00:27

I checked the schedule of January; 20-22 weekend when I plan to visit Berlin and unfortunately observed that there will be 4-5 Messe in Berlin. Does anybody have an idea?IMHO the Gruene Woche (20-31) will have no markable effort. Expect busy evenigs during Bread & Butter (18-20). And, sorry, but usually there are more than hundred guys every f**king weekend nite.

Kimino

01-08-12, 20:20

Nebula2001

01-08-12, 21:53

So so so? What's up in Artemis?

Anyone visited this week? Are the girls back from holiday or next week my only option will be to sit at the bar smiling at the beautiful suicide girl with tatoos serving drinks?I visited Artemis for a good 12 hours last Friday. Great experience as always. The 90 degree sauna seemed to have gone through a bit of a makeover. Spotted a few new, delicious looking beauties that I'd like to try out in due time. The club felt a little light on the number of girls (especially those from Eastern Europe) but nothing unmanageable. I expect the numbers to rapidly go back to normal next week.

Norjan

01-10-12, 19:28

Some might have missed the small page of Christmas party pics that were recently posted to the Artemis hp.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page_id=605&langswitch_lang=de

AMNice. Anybody who recognize the girls and is able to name them. Angus?

(especially picture one, the third girl from left, blonde, santa hat, tattoo on neck)

Norjan

Pharisaer

01-10-12, 22:43

especially picture one, the third girl from left, blonde, santa hat, tattoo on neckIMHO Nella. German.

Charlie 123

01-11-12, 02:48

Nice. Anybody who recognize the girls and is able to name them. Angus?

(especially picture one, the third girl from left, blonde, santa hat, tattoo on neck)

NorjanPic 12 is Verena. Don't recognise anyone else.

C

Pharisaer

01-11-12, 07:51

Pic 12 is Verena. Don't recognise anyone else.CI'd like to correct you: Maybe Venera, but I'm not shure.

Keep an eye out for Nina (pic 2) and Joy (pic 5). Not to be overlooked: Alena (several).

Kimino

01-11-12, 14:46

Pic 12 is Verena. Don't recognise anyone else.

CAbsolutely her, sooo sexy!

In pic 9, the blonde with ponytail and wonderful ass looks like Violetta!

Ciao.

P. S. Will be in A. Tonight, checking out Pascha before that.

Euthought

01-11-12, 16:15

After reading this thread for awhile I thought I'd contribute and report on my last trip to Berlin. Saturday and Sunday were a little slow at Artemis but still had a great line up. Although I did notice that nearly all of the women were German (probably because of Epiphany on Friday).

Getting to Artemis was a piece of cake this time. I flew into Tegel and stayed at Ibis Messe so it was a quick ride from the airport and a short walk to the club.

Day 1: From bad to amazing. Saturday 7:30pm to 3:30am.

Round 0. Shortly after arriving I was sitting in the lounge taking it all in when a gorgeous blonde I was eyeing up came by. After simple hellos Nella said she wanted to go to a room right away and when I said we should relax and chat a bit more she got pissy about it saying,"We just did, let's go."

Normally warning bells would be going off for me but she was hot so I went with her and that's when the trouble started. Once in the room she said I couldn't touch her nipples, she was a large A cup so there was barely anything else, there was zero foreplay, I would have had more fun with a mannequin. She just told me to lie down and reaching for her purse said she only gives covered blowjobs.

That was the last straw. I got up and said, we're done, and left the room. She didn't protest but she was definitely not happy.

Nella.

24, 5'4", Petite. German.

Straight blonde (mid-back long)

A-cups perky.

Face: 9, Body: 10, Skills: 0.

Round 1. Shortly after returning to the lounge I started chatting with a very tall brunette named Jenny whose hair that went past her waist. Jenny was sweet but all about business and she wanted to get started soon too. Things were going well and after the crap with Nella I just want to get things started.

The session was horrible: Her blowjob was crappy and her cowgirl consisted of her sitting on top of me, yes just sitting, no movement, no interaction. She was very slim but when I grabbed a hold of her legs and butt they weren't tone at all.

Realizing that she wasn't going to do anything we switched to missionary. Where she then refused to move her hand from the base of my dick. She said she was worried that the condom was too small and that her small pussy would pull it off. After a shitty finish we quickly left the room. At this point I was wondering what the hell happened to the quality of the women at Artemis.

Jenny.

25, 6'0", Slim. German.

Brown eyes, Brunette (wavy to her butt)

A-cups saggy (initially covered by her long hair)

Face: 9, Body: 8, Skills: 1.

Round 2. After a horrible start, my day was finally brightened by a gorgeous brunette named Mena. Super-cute Czech with killer eyes and an amazing ass. We chatted for awhile over drinks in the lounge and then went up to a room.

She was simply amazing: Passionate fore-play, LFK, and an unbelievable BBBJ. We tried multiple positions and had a blast. She was engaged throughout the session and completely wore me out. I absolutely love Mena! .

Mena.

28, 5'5", Slim. Czech.

Curly brunette, mid-back.

B-cups average.

Body: 9, Face: 8, Skills: 10+

Round 3. After eating and resting up, I decided to chill at the lounge and see who was around. After about twenty minutes I decided to start chatting with a hot blonde who was 1/2 German and 1/2 Spanish with absolutely beautiful features and fun personality. After a few minutes of cuddling and chatting we decide to hit up a room.

While she wasn't into kissing, but she was very passionate and gave an amazing BBBJ. Being my third time today it was going to take some time and we tried a variety of positions: cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie and then finished in missionary.

Jayda was a perfect way to end the night and between Mena and Jayda my faith in Artemis was restored.

Jayda.

26, 5'4", Petite. 1/2 Spanish & 1/2 German.

Curly dirty-blonde (mid-back long)

B perfect (pierced right nipple)

Face: 8, Body: 10, Skills: 9.

After showering and relaxing for awhile I decided to head back to the hotel and rest up for tomorrow.

Hope these reviews help. I'll post the next day's details shortly.

Rocketboy0

01-11-12, 16:49

checking out Pascha before that.Kimino. Very glad you are boldly going where no man has gone before. Our intrepid recon team.

Look forward to full report, especially (1) what is included in their high prices, and what is not, on the extras fronts e. G. Kissing and BBBJs and

(2) how you rate the Pascha poon talent vs Team Artemis (at roughly half the cost-per time with girl).

Andiamo. RB

Angus Magee

01-11-12, 18:16

Hope these reviews help. I'll post the next day's details shortly.Thanks for the report and a couple of question. I wonder did you end up paying the first girl the €60 half hour fee or did you dispute this? Sounds like you did have a bit of a case for disputing it but I can imagine she would not have been pleased.

And Mena, the Czech girl. Could it have been Nina that you saw? The description matches as do her room skills. I am just wondering if you could have got the name wrong.

Looks forward to you next adventure.

AM

Euthought

01-11-12, 19:45

Thanks for the report and a couple of question. I wonder did you end up paying the first girl the €60 half hour fee or did you dispute this? Sounds like you did have a bit of a case for disputing it but I can imagine she would not have been pleased.I didn't pay and she didn't ask. We were in the room barely 2 minutes before I called it off and walked out.

And Mena, the Czech girl. Could it have been Nina that you saw? The description matches as do her room skills. I am just wondering if you could have got the name wrong.Possibly, I could have swore she said "Mena", but it sounds so close to "Nina" that it may have been her instead.

Norjan

01-11-12, 21:18

IMHO Nella. German.Euthought: You also think that girl is Nella?

Euthought

01-11-12, 21:23

DAY 2: Sunday Marathon (1:30pm to 4:30am)

After a long night resting up, I decided to try a marathon session and leave directly for the airport in the morning. When I arrived at 1:30pm it was slow but I wasn't really expecting much of a crowd at this point.

Glad I went back. I was exhausted at the end of the night but it more than made up for the initial poor showing on Saturday.

ROUND 1. I had been trading glances with a cute blonde for a few minutes when she approached me with her brunette friend. She said her name was Jane and introduced me to her friend Catalina. Jane did most of the talking and sounded and acted like a cheerleader. She even punched her hand up in the air like she was doing a cheer every time she said her name. :P.

After a brief intro, they offered a threesome, while I don't normally go for women with large implants like Catalina they were both gorgeous and I decided to go for it.

The experience in the room was one hell of a way to start a day: While I played around with Catalina, Jane gave me a great BBBJ. They later switched and Catalina's BBBJ was okay but a bit toothy. Soon after we switched to cowgirl and later still the girls swapped positions again. Eventually we ended with Jane and in the missionary position with Catalina playing with me and herself.

Overall it was great session.

JANE.

24, 5'5", Petite. German (Hamburg)

Blue eyes, Blonde (straight mid-back)

B-cups perky.

Face: 9, Body: 10, Skills: 9.

CATALINA.

26, 5'6", Slim. German (Berlin)

Brown eyes, Brunette (straight waist-long)

DD-cups implants.

Face: 9, Body: 8, Skills: 7.

ROUND 2. After resting up, I was sitting at the bar when Sasha approached me, a very cute and petite brunette spinner. It wasn't long before we decided to hit up a room.

Sasha was great and gave an amazing BBBJ and rode cowgirl like a rodeo queen. She was a little nervous about her nipples, she said that some had recently bitten them hard. Even with the little road bump the session involved multiple positions and was definitely enjoyable.

SASHA.

24, 5'1", Petite. Moldova.

Brown eyes, Brunette (wavy mid-back)

A-cups nearly flat w / great nipples.

Face: 8, Body: 9, Skills: 8.

ROUND 3. I've been to Artemis a couple times now and I've always joked and flirted with a slightly older German brunette whose name I can't remember (she called herself the "man-eater" :P). In the past our timing never aligned and we never hitched up.

That changed today and we finally made it up to the room where she proceed to blow my mind. She was energetic, passionate and talking dirty through out the session. It started with an unbelievable BBBJ and we were in more positions than I can remember. At the end of it we chatted and joked for a few minutes before heading down stairs.

Definitely an amazing experience.

L-something (Man-eater)

33, 5'5", Slim. German.

Brown eyes, Black (short hair)

B-cups.

Face: 7, Body: 8, Skills: 10+

ROUND 4. Round three kicked my ass and I passed out downstairs near the pool for nearly an hour. I chilled down there for sometime to get my bearings and to let the boys cool off but it wasn't long before I was back in the lounge area.

After turning away a few women, I was eventually approached by two beautiful brunettes: one was Turkish with jet-black hair and the other was 1/2 German and 1/2 Spanish with lighter brown hair. For the life of me I can't remember either of their names but they both had amazing eyes, the Turkish girl's were dark and piercing while the others were sweet as all hell on her beautiful doll face. The Turkish girl was funny and when she didn't understand my English the other would translate.

We joked around for a few minutes but it wasn't going to take much to talk me into this threesome and soon we were in a room. After playing around a bit, the Turkish gave a stellar BBBJ while German / Spanish girl and I played around. After switching around a few times it was apparent that round four was going to take sometime.

The Turkish girl took an amazing pumping before we switched up and she joked that she should have know it was going to take awhile since this was number four. I finished with the gorgeous German / Spanish girl as the Turkish girl played with me and herself. Definitely worth it. .

NAME (Anyone know?)

30, 5'4", Slim. Turkish.

Brown, Black (straight mid-back)

B-cups.

Face: 8, Body: 8, Skills: 8.

NAME (Anyone know?)

23, 5'5", Healthy. 1/2 German & 1/2 Spanish.

Blue eyes, Brunette (wavy mid-back)

D-cups perky natural?

Face: 10, Body: 9, Skills: 8.

ROUND 5. After getting my ass kicked four times I wasn't planning on number five but I wanted to stay the whole night to see what happened. Towards the end of the night the men and women started to thin out and the atmosphere became more relaxed. While chilling on one of the couches I started chatting with Dominic, a young German guy who was excited to speak in English. We hit it off and were trading stories back and forth when a handful of girls started playing around on the stripper pole teach each other moves.

We later called them over, we joked around a bit and soon we were paired off. I was with Ava, a beautiful German blonde, who was still rearing to go even at four-something in the morning.

Back in the room we had a blast: Ava was playful, funny, hot as hell and completely into it. We tried a variety of multiple positions and after round four I expected this session to take forever but that wasn't the case. Ava was so hot I finished like it was round one or two! She blew me away and it was a great way to end the night.

AVA.

25, 5'5", Healthy. German, Hamburg.

Blue eyes, Blonde (straight mid-back)

C / D-cups.

Face: 9, Body: 8, Skills: 10.

Nearly five o'clock I head off to Tegel airport for my flight out. With the exception of Nella and Jenny on Saturday it was another amazing time.

Euthought

01-11-12, 21:26

Euthought: You also think that girl is Nella?I thought Nella had a small tattoo on her lower back and a tighter bottom. I don't think that's her.

Nille Copenhagen

01-11-12, 21:27

Kimino. Very glad you are boldly going where no man has gone before. Our intrepid recon team.

Look forward to full report, especially (1) what is included in their high prices, and what is not, on the extras fronts e. G. Kissing and BBBJs and

(2) how you rate the Pascha poon talent vs Team Artemis (at roughly half the cost-per time with girl).

Andiamo. RBThanks to brave Kimino for testing http://www.pascha.de/berlin/preise.htm,

If their service / setup / line-up in Berlin is as bad as their main Pascha head-quarter in Cologne (was there last year, Trans on the 7th. Floor, LOL).

Then I would say is a tourist trap and waste of time and money. (they even have money-back-garanti) ½H fun for 120€!

Good luck, Please prove me wrong. Kimino.

NC

Pharisaer

01-11-12, 22:46

I wonder did you end up paying the first girl the €60 half hour fee or did you dispute this? Sounds like you did have a bit of a case for disputing it but I can imagine she would not have been pleased.Thats what I wonder too. But, if she not gives BBBJ, I wouldn't give her 60. There was no BJ, there was no f*king, there was some petting only. Maybe 20. I fear it wouldn't work without paying anything. And I don't like these disputes down there by the lockers.

Euthought: You also think that girl is Nella?
Quite shure: Because the tat in her neck and her a kind of short legs, in comparision with her upper body.

Kimino

01-13-12, 11:33

Thanks to brave Kimino for testing.

http://www.pascha.de/berlin/preise.htm

,

If their service / setup / line-up in Berlin is as bad as their main Pascha head-quarter in Cologne (was there last year, Trans on the 7th. Floor, LOL).

Then I would say is a tourist trap and waste of time and money. (they even have money-back-garanti) ½H fun for 120€!

Good luck, Please prove me wrong. Kimino.

NCCiao Nille.

Posted brief report on Berlin thread.

Kimino

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1236842&viewfull=1#post1236842

Maduroduro

01-14-12, 22:17

Hello everyone!

This is the first time I ever report anything on this forum. The main reason for that being that I never had much to report on. I am originally from Costa Rica and although I did partake on some hanky-panky from time to time, I do not consider myself a full fledged monger. Still, being a local I do not believe that my experiences would help the expats living there reading the forum, as prices and service are different for locals and for visitors. Anyway, I moved to a certain middle eastern country some years ago because of work, here mongering is possible, but it seems to require too much time, planning, skills and most importantly, money.

This was my second ever trip to Berlin, the first one had been a year earlier and was basically like the Hangover movies, very funny now that I remember it, but terrible when it happened. To keep it short, we got drunk in a bar near the Ku Dam and since we were very short on cash we decided to visit one of this flatrate clubs, mainly caligula on Martin Luther St. Now, don"t get me wrong, under the right circumstances I believe that this would a be a great place to spend your money at, howeverHello everyone! This is the first time I ever report anything on this forum. The main reason for that being that I never had much to report on. I am originally from Costa Rica and although I did partake on some hanky-panky from time to time, I do not consider myself a full fledged monger. Still, being a local I do not believe that my experiences would help the expats living there reading the forum, as prices and service are different for locals and for visitors. Anyway, I moved to a certain middle eastern country some years ago because of work, here mongering is possible, but it seems to require too much time, planning, skills and most importantly, money.

This was my second ever trip to Berlin, the first one had been a year earlier and was basically like the Hangover movies, very funny now that I remember it, but terrible when it happened. To keep it short, we got drunk in a bar near the Ku Dam and since we were very short on cash we decided to visit one of this flatrate clubs, mainly the infamous Caligula on Martin Luther St. Now, don"t get me wrong, under the right circumstances I believe that this would a be a great place to spend your money at, however if you are seriously drunk already, perhaps going to an open bar is not the best idea. I had sex with some girls, don't remember how many or how it was, I do remember that they offered BBBJ for an extra 10 euro. Long story short, I woke up at 9 AM in the grounds near the Branderburg Gate, frozen, with no shoes and no wallet, I was still so drunk I could not remember where my hotel was. I ended up walking (without shoes in the freezing cold) all the way to the Ku Damm where my hotel was to pick up my things since my flight was leaving soon. I did not have extra shoes so I flew with the hotel slippers after I changed my flight since of course, I missed it. Good times.

To the matter at hand. I visited Artemis this past week, on Monday 9th, I decided I would spend the whole day there and no alcohol this time around, LOL. In my mind I had it all figured out, I was not going to go for anything more than the standard session, I was going to spread out and take it easy as I was planning to stay there all day, I had a great budget to work on, but I didn't want to go crazy as I was hoping I could make it a 2 day trip to Artemis instead of only one. Well, lets just say that all this planning was very good on paper, but once you are in a room full of beautiful naked women, selling all kind of extras, threesomes and talking into your ear words that you usually just hear from your favorite pornstars, all your best laid plans go out the window. I was hoping tyo write a comprehensive report like the ones we usually see on this forum, with points system scoring, names and details, however as soon as I went through those doors, I could barely remember my own name. Maybe next time.

So I was outside Artemis around noon, thanks to the Walk with Angus videos I got there without a problem from the S-Bahn station nearby, thank you Don Angus. I had this butterflies in the stomach feeling that I had not had in years, I thought for a moment I was going to hurl in the parking lot, but some deep breaths and I soldiered on. So I get to the reception and the girl asks me if this was my first time, I told her no, I did not want to be taken around like a child around the store, and I had previously studied the webpage and the virtual tour was good enough for anyone to get to know the club. I get changed into the worst ever bathrobes, I just had to laugh about it, This was my first FKK experience and I usually stay at 5 stars hotels, so this bathrobe was not up to my standards, but who gives a fuck, I was not there to enjoy the warmth and cozzines of their bathrobes. I had a walk around, had a girl try to pick me up on the stairs as I was going down to the pool, I fended her off saying I was just going downstairs to relax and I felt very proud of myself being able to hold into temptation and keep with my program. That was unfortunately the first and last time I said no to any girl that day. I got into the sauna for maybe 20 minutes, trying to still my hearth rate and gather my wits. Once I felt comfortable to where I was and what I was going to do, I got out to shower and went upstairs to the main bar. NOw the reason I chose to come early is because I knew it was going to be slow and since this was my first FKK experience I was not sure how I was going to react to a busy club, this was a good idea. The club was slow, there were probably around 20 to 30 girls around, most of them very attractive and some attractive enough, there were only a couple that did not seem attractive at all and they were a couple of latinas. They had a thick carribean accent, perhaps Venezuelan, Dominican, Cuban or thereabouts. Not what I am used to in regards to latin girls, normally latin girls are of the most beautiful girls in my book, but apparently not in Artemis on Monday 9th in the morning.

I was surprised to notice altough yes, most of the mongers present were senior citizens, or close to be, there were a lot of young guys. 40's early 50's and there were even around 10 guys about my age, early thirties, late twenties. It also amazed me, as soon as I opened the main door from Artemis, that a *****house smells the same anywhere in the world, it felt like I was back in a strib club in Costa Rica all of a sudden, aaahhhh. Also I thought, what is this deodorant that hookers use and is it a union thing that they all have to use the same, no matter where they are in the world, I was laughing to myself at this, no matter if you are in Costa Rica, Thailand, Turkey, Germany, France. They all use the same deodorannt and smell the same.

So I walk up to the main bar and order a soda, I had only sipped once when this beatiful, tall big breasted brunnette came over and started chatting me up. We talked for about 5 minutes although 3 seconds into our conversation I was ready to fuck her right there in the bar stool, I played it cool. Her name was Katherina or something similar. German, but spoke perfect English. Very sweet and nice girl. We went up to the room and she had very, very good BBBJ skills, very sloppy and wet and a lot of attention to the balls, which I believe anyone likes, no? I tell her to swing over so I can lick her and she says of course, her pussy was a nice tasting one, it is very rare to get this kinds of pussy so I took my time with it. She sensed that I was going to come in her mouth any second now, so she told me "you can come in my mouth if you want baby", motherfucker this is not fair! I was not going to pay for andy extras, that was the plan. We moved over to her on top for a while and then on to doggy, me standing on the floor with her ass over the edge of the bed, sex was nice but her pussy was perhaps a little too big for me, and I have a bigger than average dick. I had been holding all this excitement for days and I usually do come big, so I was sure that this one was going to be bigger than usual. I told her I was ready for her to suck me off and I give her a warning, I usually have big loads and this was probably going to be one. She did not seemed fazed by this and starting sucking my dick like her life depended on it, like that come was the cure to all her problems. I cum inside her mouth on huge spurts, probably around 10 spurts. She starts gagging and it somes out of her mouth and starts coughing too. I am done and she is laughing her ass off, I told her I had warned her, she tells me a lot of guys say they will come strong or a lot but it is usually not the case. She spits it into the wastebasket and then have this ritual involving gurggling mouthwash, not a very sexy moment I must add, but I laughed and remembered reading reports of this girl before, I recognized her from the mouthwash. 110 well spent.

I go take a shower and then spend maybe 10 minutes in the sauna, but I am very thirsty so I go to the bar again to get a soda, but this time I retreat to a corner so I can stay out of the radar for a while. This worked perfectly and I went unnoticed for about 3 minutes, when this couple of brunnete chicks come and sit by my side on the couch. I know what they are going to ask since I see them walking towards me from a distance, but I also know what I will answer even before that.

I do not know what their names were, I think I didn't even asked, not where they were from, They seemed Romanian, they are petitte and beautiful. They tell me they do not want anything else other than the 60 each for the half an hour. Sounds like a plan and we go to the room. We had fun, double blowjobs, one sucking me while the other feeds me her pussy, change positions, then reverse cowgirls with the other one sitting on my face, the girls change positions and we continue like this for what felt and eternity, probably 7 to 10 minutes, LOL. That was my first threesome since highschool, when I had this gorgeous brazilian girlfriend who in turn, had a girlfriend of her own, fortunately for me, I am not a jealous person, specially if the other person is also a girl. Anyway, that's a ddifferent story. I ended up cumming in the condom while on eof the girls rode me reverse cowgirl and I licked the others pussy. Not a bad way to spend your afternoon.

I retreat myself to the sauna again and begin to think on my previously laid plans. I am very tired as I had a flight that early morning, went to a meeting and then to Artemis directly, I didn't have any sleep. So I lay down on the loungers by the pool and catch some shut eye. I wake up and check the time and it is about 1 PM, yes, I had only been 2 hours here and had already parted with a hefty sum of money and fluids, I tell myself, If you want to last here until tonight (I had a 2 AM flight) , you better pace yourself. Now something very out of the ordinary happened, I am lounging on the chair and this punter comes next to me and he rests against the column next to chair. He is a very old fellow, probably 80's, had some trouble walking around before. Anyway, he kind of rests aginst the column and puts hin hand on his knees, beds over a little bit and has a painful expression in his face. I thought for a moment he had hurt his foot or something as he was looking to the floor. It quickly hit me, this fucker is going to die here. I ask him "Are you OK pops?" Of course he says something in German and as I start tio get out from my chair he collapses, hitting his head against the edge of the showers and causing a big cut inhis forehead. I grab him and turn him around and he is clearly alive although he seems very out of himself, I call for help and people come quickly. We píck him up and place him on the lounger I was sitting on and hold a small cloth to his forehead to stop the bleeding. The staff is already washing away the blood from the floor, which was a lot. Maybe five minutes later the paramedics get there and they take over, by now there are dozens of girls and punters standing around looking what is happening. I see a guy, probably the manager talk to one of the lady paramedics, I believe he probably told her to wait outside if she wanted to, it was probably a bit weird to be kneeling on the floor surrounded by 20 guys with their dicks out. They took the old guy away and he seemed to be OK.

Anyway, as we were standing around looking at the paramedics, this fantastically exquisite girls comes and talks to me. She is tall, light brown short hair, shoulder lenght. She is very skinny, a bit too much probably, I usually like girls a with some ass, I am latino after all. But this girl had such a beautiful face it was very tempting, she starts telling me what she likes to do, also known as selling her extras, and she has a filthy mouth which is always a plus. She says her favourite thing is to have the guy standing up in front of her and come all over her face and mouth: "Is that weird?" she askes. Shit! I had just popped 2 times in the last 2 hours and I was planning on taking it easy. So up to the room we go, again I cannoy remember her name sorry. She had a small tattoo in her lower abdomen, don? T remember what it said, I think it was the name of her daughter. 4 years old. She tells me she is originally from Cologne and works there too but not too much since she lives there and doesn't want her family to know what she does. She talks too much and is kind of quirky and spaced, cocaine perhaps? Anyway, I solve the problem by putting my dick in her mouth, but only temporarily, she keeps talking and talking. I am not into the GFE thing, if I wanted a girlfriend experience, I would fuck my girlfriend, I am here to have a good time with beautiful girls, unnattached and maybe even some PSE. In the words of Jack Nicholson, I do not pay them to have sex with me, I pay them to go home after we have sex. All in all, I had a good time with this girl, we were in trhe room about an hour and I ended cumming all over her face and mouth, just as she likes it, LOL! I thought I was not going to come too much by now but I was mistaken.

I go back to the sauna and am thinking, I need to rest and just take it easy, I need to make until tonight in this place, I will not make it at this pace. In 3 hours I had already fucked 4 girls and spent a lot of money. I go to the bar near the pool as there are no girls there during the day. I ask for a soda and chill, I am reading the newspaper when someone grabs my ass, I act cool, like this was nothing. This girl starts brushing against me, her tits on my chest and kisses my neck. I let out a course in arabic, things that you pick up when you live abroad. She laughs and tells me not to curse. She is turkish and understood what I said, as they also use a lot of arabic in their language. We talk for a while in the little turkish I know and laugh, she is a nice girl ans is quite pretty too. I am not intending to have another session right now, too tired, too much sex already and I don't think I will enjoy it. Five minutes later we are in a room and she has my dick in her mouth, which to my surprise was working at a 100 percent it seemed. I start fingering her holes and she enjoys it, she tells me to put 2 fingers up her ass, so I can open it up for my dick, I had not told her at any moment that I wanted anal and as you know, I was not planning on taking any extras, so of course 2 minutes after I was fucking her up the ass. Now here is were I had trouble, I would loose my erection inside her, pops out, it was VERY tight, she is a trooper and sucked me off until I am hard again and we go back to her ass. We do this maybe five times, I am not complaining as I am enjoying it. We go at it for quite a while and I tell her it is not going to happen. She refuses to be defeated and keeps on sucking me while she hoovers her ass and pussy above my face so I can put my fingers inside her, she rides me reverse cowgirl and then stops to put her ass again over my face while she sucks me, I finger her ass and then she rides me again. Well, I thought it was not possible, but the little lokum made me cum so hard I almost cried. We laughed for a bit, she was amazed when I told her she was my 4 girls of the say and it was only 4 PM. Paid her one hour plus anal, well planned eh?

I retreated once more to the sauna, I pondered upon my miserable performance and laughed like a fool by myself. Sometimes, you have to follow your hearth, or this case your dick, and enjoy life. I decided to leave around 5 or 6 PM as I saw this change of the guard of beautiful girls coming in and I feared I would go bankrupt if I stayed any longer. I spent about 5 to 6 hors in Artemis, spent too much more money than I had planned to spend and had an absolute fantastic time.

I left around 6 PM to eat something since I did not eat anytjing in Artemis other than punani. Walked around and went to the movies by Postdamer platz to make time for my flight. Took the S bahn to Rudow and then the X7 bus to the airport.

I will come back some day and hiopefully will go through my plan this time. Next month I will be in Cologne, which hopefully will alloe me more peace of mind as prices are more accessible and the next month is back home to Costa Rica for some R&R. Mongering is cheap there but I don't like to risk being seen as my family is somewhat important in the country, still there are some very discreet places one can go.

I know I missed most of the names of the girls and that the reviews are not detailed enough for the ardent monger, I thought of this report as more of a feel for the newbie, or warning perhaps, to not make to many plans and just enjoy your time.

I will post after my experience in Cologne next month.

PS: I can happily report I did not lose my flight, wallet or shoes on this trip. At least the not drinking part of the plan worked.

Hasta pronto!

Rocketboy0

01-15-12, 08:09

Hello, everyone!

This is the first time I ever report anything on this forum. The main reason for that being that I never had much to report on. I am originally from Costa Rica and although I did partake on some hanky-panky from time to time, I do not consider myself a full fledged monger. I know I missed most of the names of the girls and that the reviews are not detailed enough for the ardent monger, I thought of this report as more of a feel for the newbie, or warning perhaps, to not make to many plans and just enjoy your time. PS: I can happily report I did not lose my flight, wallet or shoes on this trip. At least the not drinking part of the plan worked.

Hasta pronto!M: A Tica report of epic proportions. Excess and success. To the ROD it shall go. I also officially nominate you to be the tester of Villa Pascha, when you are next in Berlin.

Sucker17

01-15-12, 17:59

I woke up at 9 AM in the grounds near the Branderburg Gate, frozen, with no shoes and no wallet, I was still so drunk I could not remember where my hotel was. I ended up walking (without shoes in the freezing cold) all the way to the Ku Damm where my hotel was to pick up my things since my flight was leaving soon. I did not have extra shoes so I flew with the hotel slippers after I changed my flight since of course, I missed it. Good times.Thanks for a great report and fun story. I really believe that any Hangover 3 should be filmed in Berlin with you as inspiration. Although, I guess that it was not such a funny moment when you woke up without wallet and shoes!

I can assure you that you are not the only one that have come with a plan on no extras and taking things cool in Artemis. My first and last visit was exactly like yours, and 4 girls later and an empty wallet. I realised my principles and plans went out of the window, the moment I stepped into this wonderful place!

Kimino

01-17-12, 19:14

I can assure you that you are not the only one that have come with a plan on no extras and taking things cool in Artemis. My first and last visit was exactly like yours, and 4 girls later and an empty wallet. I realised my principles and plans went out of the window, the moment I stepped into this wonderful place!Right on!

A bit like the: "Ok, I'm going to take a break from Artemis now!" rap.

Ciao.

Kimino

Nebula2001

01-17-12, 23:26

A bit like the: "Ok, I'm going to take a break from Artemis now!" rap.Why? I take a break from Artemis almost every week.

Serenda Lover

01-18-12, 21:08

Does man need to wait in the entrance of Artemis in weekend nights due to the high population in the Club?

Does any of you experienced such a thing?

Angus Magee

01-18-12, 22:03

Does man need to wait in the entrance of Artemis in weekend nights due to the high population in the Club?

Does any of you experienced such a thing?I have never waited to get into Artemis. If you arrive at peak time you might have to wait a couple of minutes while some people in front of you are helped, but I have never seen a line up.

A

JohnnyLolly

01-19-12, 16:25

Hi Guys,

Just wanted to let you know. If you love blond real German Girls with humor, natural character and with, paired with an amazing love for sex you have to check out Guilia or Giulia, I don't know how to spell her.

She is tall, slim. 24-25 years old, long natural blond hair, tiny tits and has two stars tatooed above her pubic line and an F within a star on her left arm.

I wanted to book her of half an hour, but after we talked and laughed she gave me the most amazing BJ. I couldn't help myself but book her for another half hour. She offered anal and CIM. What shall I say? I melted away. She is so lovely and she came as well, or at least, I would love to believe it. I shot my load off into her mouth and she smiled at me! What a girl. I will definitely book her again, and that is a fact!

I wish someone else could confirm my experience. Please let me know.

She said she is there mostly on Monday day, Tueday night and Friday day. I'll be there in Feb again. Can't wait.

Galazy

01-21-12, 22:04

I arrived in Berlin on a cold, grey day. And after checking into my hotel made for the Artemis. I arrived around 15. 30, got my robe and went for a walk around the club. I saw a few potential options for my first session of the day and after a sauna I had nice chat with Caterina in the downstairs Kino we headed for one of the curtained rooms at the back.

Caterina from Siberia

I had a good conversation with this tall blonde and after getting the green light that she kissed we moved to a room.

Every time I've done an all day stint at the Artemis I've always been slightly disappointed with my first session. I don't know, maybe nerves or something. Unfortunatly my time with Caterina was no exception. She gave a stellar blowjob and was quite vocal when I went down on her. After the condon went on and the sex proper started things started to go wrong. No real reason – the fizz just went out of it. I was thinking of bailing without finishing but the site of Caterina grinding away on my pushed my over the edge.

5/10 – I wouldn't repeat but this was no fault of Caterina, we just didn't click.

After a sauna and a sleep I went looking for girl 2 of the day. I spotted a curvy little cutie wandering about downstairs and stopped for a chat. She seemed enthusiastic and quite good fun so we went upstairs. Even though it was only 17. 00 or so there was only 1 room available. The club was filling up.

Esther from Czech Republic

Esther is about 5 foot, she has short curly hair, big fake tits and a kind of 1950's actress look about her face.

This was a wonderful session. She gave great head and after fucking in 5 or 6 positions I asked her could I come on her big tits. She agreed and lay down squeezing them together – after fucking her tits for a while I came had and long accross them.

8/10. Almost certain repeat.

After dinner (pretty good pork and potatoes) I hooked up with girl 3.

Nicole from Czech Republic

Another Czech girl and another fun session.

She's a tall blonde and was wearing a pink, fish-net body stocking that really caught my eye. We went upstairs and I asked her to leave it on during our session which she had no problem with.

We had a great time and as this was my third session of the day I was able to go as hard and long as I liked. She was really vocal when I was doing her doggie style and the site of our bodies slaming together while she was wearing her little outfit was superhot. I finished with a really strong orgasm and collapsed gasping on the bed.

8/10 – another probable repeat.

After a much longer rest spent reading in the downstairs bar I went looking for number 4. Sitting by the bar upstiars I met a girl whose name I'm not 100% sure of. I think it's Ciara or Kiara or something like that. She was physically very striking so I'm sure someone will know her based on the following. She was about 5 foot tall, short blonde hair and has a lot of tattoos. Her whole back is covered my 2 big angel wings and she has an eye tattoo'the in the middle of her shoulder blades. In addition she has 2 stars tattoo'the on her collar bone. She has some unusual piercings that I'the never seen before – she has 3 studs between her (big, fake) boobs, right on her breast bone.

After a really fun chat in the bar we went upstairs.

Ciara / Kiara from Poland

Wow, wow, wow.

Put simply this was the best sex I've ever paid for and some of the best sex I've ever had.

Her blow job technique was perfect; alternating between short, shallow sucks and forcing my cock as far down her throat as it will go – almost gagging on it. She maintained eye contact the whole time. When he got onto the bed things somehow got even hotter. She was a total fire-cracker, full of vocal encouragement to fuck her harder, spank her ass, squeeze her tits etc. After lots of great positions we switched back to missionary because I wanted to look into her amazing eyes when I came. After ploughing away for a few minutes while she played with her clit I finished with one of the hardest orgasms I have ever had. An epic session with an amazing woman.

Afterwards we had a nice chat (she speaks perfect English, Polish and German) and I tipper her 40 on top of 60. I should have kept her in the room for a second 30 minutes but for some reason I didn't. An amazing end to a great day.

Just to finish –I think something should be done about the porn in the downstairs Kino. Everytime I went in it was really cheap, amatur stuff and at one stage there was so TS stuff on screen. The upstairs stuff is pretty good but downstairs is a real let down.

Thanks for reading.

Hif84

01-23-12, 02:13

Hi everyone!

I will begin to thank you all for a great thread with wonderful reports! My plan is to visit Artemis in a few weeks from now for the first time.

Never been to a FKK before, just strip clubs and "pure" brothels. So I have a few questions for you veterans out there.

* I'm just 25 years old, will that be any problem? Will people "look down" on me because of that you think? People tend to be older when they visiting FKKs, right?

* Is cum on boobs an extra föare €50? Or where is it allowed to come without a extra fee? Anywhere else than on the pussy or the face?

* After I'm done and the time is up, will there be like 5 minutes to just relax on the room with the girl or will she run away when the time is up?

* Are cellphones allowed in the wardrobe, so you can text during the day?

* What's a reasonable price for the taxi ride from Tegel airport to Artemis? €20?

* If I got a hotel in like 1km from Artemis, will it be safe to walk there during the night or is it a rough part of Berlin?

Is there any site with girls, escorts or whatever, that looks like those on Artemis? I mean, the Artemis website just shows the faceless bodies of the girls but the face is a big selling point for me.

I've read practically everything I can come across about this heaven on earth place but it feels anyways a bit scary. Haha, but in a GOOD way.

Well, wish me luck. I will post a report afterwards!

Bearsk

01-23-12, 08:02

* I'm just 25 years old, will that be any problem? Will people "look down" on me because of that you think? People tend to be older when they visiting FKKs, right?There are men of all ages in the FKK. Being young is an advantage with some of the younger girls. Held your luck. If you look like a teenager, some of the the ladies may be concerned but after a chat, it all goes away.

* Is cum on boobs an extra föare €50? Or where is it allowed to come without a extra fee? Anywhere else than on the pussy or the face?Generally, Yes. There is one girl who provides a titfuck as part of out routine with no charge but I generally tip her anyway.

* After I'm done and the time is up, will there be like 5 minutes to just relax on the room with the girl or will she run away when the time is up?Depends on whether time is up and the chemistry with the girl.

* Are cellphones allowed in the wardrobe, so you can text during the day?They are banned in the main areas but many go in to the dressing area to check messages and text.

* What's a reasonable price for the taxi ride from Tegel airport to Artemis? €20?Yes €20.

* If I got a hotel in like 1km from Artemis, will it be safe to walk there during the night or is it a rough part of Berlin?The area is fine. You may want a hotel closer to the center of Berlin and catch the train. There are several new hotels near Zoo station and Tiergarten that ae very reasonable and closer to some of the more conventional tourist delights of Berline.

Is there any site with girls, escorts or whatever, that looks like those on Artemis? I mean, the Artemis website just shows the faceless bodies of the girls but the face is a big selling point for me.Not really, but I don't think you will have too much issue with the facial features of most of the girls.

Enjoy your time, don't be shy and report back.

BSK

Rocketboy0

01-23-12, 08:10

Hi Hif84. To your questions:.

* I'm just 25 years old, will that be any problem? Will people "look down" on me because of that you think? People tend to be older when they visiting FKKs, right?

No prob whatsoever. Plenty of young newbees there. I wish I knew about Arts when I was 25 vs my 92 yrs now. You may however look and feel older by the time you leave. People may look down on you if you are exceptionally short, but in general, people are not looking at you. They are looking at the girls.

* Is cum on boobs an extra föare €50? Or where is it allowed to come without a extra fee? Anywhere else than on the pussy or the face?

Should not be an extra. Just discuss it first to be sure. Not sure about other body zones - say if you want to cum on their toes. May vary from girl to girl.

* After I'm done and the time is up, will there be like 5 minutes to just relax on the room with the girl or will she run away when the time is up?

This depends on when you finish, and how charming, stinky, or scarey you are. In general, yes of course. Take your time before you go to the room, chat a bit, see if there is some click between you, and just be a human. If cuddle time is an issue - keep an eye on the cock and clock and schedule it in.

* Are cellphones allowed in the wardrobe, so you can text during the day?

Cells not allowed (due to cameras) though many do. Phones can be more safely locked in the small money lockers in the hall where you have constant access. But you should be fucking and not texting.

* What's a reasonable price for the taxi ride from Tegel airport to Artemis? €20?

Should be €10- 12 max with tip. There is also easy public transport-take the express X9 bus toward Zoo, then change to the S-Bahn (heading west) from Jungfernheide stop to Westkreuz, then a 3 min walk, costs 2. 30, the total travel time maybe 15-20 min, maybe 5 more than a taxi.

* If I got a hotel in like 1km from Artemis, will it be safe to walk there during the night or is it a rough part of Berlin?

No prob. Safe, boring area.

*Is there any site with girls, escorts or whatever, that looks like those on Artemis? I mean, the Artemis website just shows the faceless bodies of the girls but the face is a big selling point for me.

All the private bordellos and their websites have girls like (maybe some even better) those at Artemis. See the Berlin thread here and the Angus Magee blog. They all have faces which is a good thing. Many are shown. Kamilla Dee, Royal, Mon Rouge, van Kampen, Prestige etc. Well worth a look.

I've read practically everything I can come across about this heaven on earth place but it feels anyways a bit scary. Haha, but in a GOOD way.

Relax, take your time, don't rush into things, feel the vibe out, chat first. Best to arrive about 8pm, ideally Thurs-Sat as they are the best nights. At 8, all there, Arts not crowded, all fresh, all in a goodish mood.

Well, wish me luck. I will post a report afterwards! . Ditto to both.

Hif84

01-23-12, 14:50

Hi Hif84. To your questions:.Thank you for the answers! Wow, are you really 92 and still going strong? Cool!

There are men of all ages in the FKK.

Enjoy your time, don't be shy and report back.

BSKThank you!

BTW, do the girls have dildos for an extra dimension of fun?

Sucker17

01-23-12, 16:53

* I'm just 25 years old, will that be any problem? Will people "look down" on me because of that you think? People tend to be older when they visiting FKKs, right?Some girls told me they don't like to go with some young men because they tend to be arrogant / drunk and behave badly (especially in groups) so my advice is just to show respect and be curtious. You will be rewarded in bed! That's why several girls told me they prefer men in their 30-40ies. I don't know if they were truthful, but I guess there is something in it since I heard the same thing from multiple girls. I am 40 BTW.

Henio

01-23-12, 17:26

Some girls told me they don't like to go with some young men because they tend to be arrogant / drunk and behave badly (especially in groups) so my advice is just to show respect and be curtious. You will be rewarded in bed! That's why several girls told me they prefer men in their 30-40ies. I don't know if they were truthful, but I guess there is something in it since I heard the same thing from multiple girls. I am 40 BTW.Girls in this business are pretty good at telling you what they think you want to hear. If you are 60 yo, they will tell you they prefer mature men over young guys. If you are 25 and fit, they will tell you they love 25 yo fit guys and hate the old fat guys. If you are hairy, they tell you they like that. If you are tourist, they will tell you that they dislike the Germans. If you are German, they will tell you they do not like the tourists. It is all part of the illusion.

Go to World at a Friday or Saturday night and you will indeed see that girls are not opposed to party with groups of young guys. These are young girls after all.

Sucker17

01-23-12, 17:40

Girls in this business are pretty good at telling you what they think you want to hear. If you are 60 yo, they will tell you they prefer mature men over young guys. If you are 25 and fit, they will tell you they love 25 yo fit guys and hate the old fat guys. If you are hairy, they tell you they like that. If you are tourist, they will tell you that they dislike the Germans. If you are German, they will tell you they do not like the tourists. It is all part of the illusion.

Go to World at a Friday or Saturday night and you will indeed see that girls are not opposed to party with groups of young guys. These are young girls after all.I totally agree with you, but of course all girls are different and they have different opinions. They are free however to choose with whom to go to zimmer, and even though I would never be in their high-heeled shoes, I always find it strange that they don't prowl only the younger crowd than the older guys in the FKKs. Money talks I guess!

Travelman10

01-23-12, 22:55

Hello!

I'm heading down to Artemis next month. I usually visit in the evening / night, but this time my flight arrives early so I'm thinking about going to Artemis earlier.

Any thoughts on that, are there any girls working during the day? Lets say from 2pm? Sometimes I've noticed that the really good looking girls come later in the evening, but maybe that's just an misperception. And what is good looking anyway. For me, I like Sienna and Coni for example.

Thanks!

Rocketboy0

01-24-12, 07:54

Hello!

I've noticed that the really good looking girls come later in the evening, but maybe that's just an misperception. And what is good looking anyway. For me, I like Sienna and Coni for example.

Thanks!This is partly a taste thing. Don't think you can say "better looking girls" do the evening shift per se, as I have been pleasantly surprised at times. There are simply significantly more girls on at night. Like by a factor of 3-5 times more, depending on the night, week, Messes etc. Sunday-Tues days are very slow and I think the day shift the other days can be stronger. The quiet atmosphere has its charms to be sure-girls a lot friendlier, rooms easy to get, even the music is better (much better). But you cannot beat the night time for choices. You are aware that you can come and go during the day for no extra charge, so you could go early, see what's what, and if nothing gets your mojo working, leave and come back later. 8pm is about when the night shift is at full strength.

Pharisaer

01-24-12, 08:02

Any thoughts on that, are there any girls working during the day? Lets say from 2pm?Of course. It depends on the day. You will have 20 or 30 girls early in the afternoon at least. But, you're right: you'll have the full range of beautiful girls evenings and during the night only.

Travelman10

01-24-12, 11:07

Of course. It depends on the day. You will have 20 or 30 girls early in the afternoon at least. But, you're right: you'll have the full range of beautiful girls evenings and during the night only.Ok, great. I'm thinking of going Saturday February 11 BTW.

Rocketboy0

01-24-12, 14:59

Thank you for the answers! Wow, are you really 92 and still going strong? Cool!

BTW, do the girls have dildos for an extra dimension of fun?Yep. 92. Amazing what you can do to a woman if you have wrinkles in the right places, and some blue meds. I still work out alot, so I look and feel 89.

What you could do is post here when you actually plan to arrive in Berlin, maybe with 1-2 day's warning. It could be that some of the locals might be around that day to show you the ropes (so you don't hang yourself). We might at least suggest who is good and who might be worth passing on. I might even let you push my wheelchair around.

Some girls might indeed have dildos for extra fun. Some might even have penises. This is Berlin, baby.

Pharisaer

01-24-12, 22:51

Ok, great. I'm thinking of going Saturday February 11 BTW.Maybe the girls are a little bit tired that day. Fruit Logistica will close Friday February 10. Three days of really heavvvvy business for them.

Travelman10

01-24-12, 23:17

Maybe the girls are a little bit tired that day. Fruit Logistica will close Friday February 10. Three days of really heavy business for them.Damn. But what is a poor boy to do.

CheekyDancer

01-25-12, 19:31

Nille Copenhagen

01-26-12, 15:05

Dude I think the guys here have done a great job of answering your questions. The only thing I can add is to get on over there. I am reasonably young myself and have only visited FKK Paradise in Stuttgart. It was one of the most amazing things I have ever done. I honestly thought I was in Paradise. Artemis seems to be a very similar place. I plan to go on to Artemis on the 10th-13th Feb if you are looking for a wingman give me a shout.Warning for young guy!

FKKs are very dangerous young guys below 35! It could be very addicted and ruin your life, so stay away and come back when you get older or retired. LOL

Just kidding have fun and report back.

CheekyDancer

01-26-12, 19:29

Warning for young guy!

FKKs are very dangerous young guys below 35! It could be very addicted and ruin your life, so stay away and come back when you get older or retired. LOL

Just kidding have fun and report back.Wise words but my problem is I have become used to having smoking hot bombshells. Now I am just hitting 35 the bombshells seem to be drying up. Also after my last relationship I work it out that it is a lot cheaper to spend time in FKK's than have another gold digger strapped to my wrist as a trinket that weighs a fortune. LOL.

I will post about my adventures at Artemis. I didn't post about my trip to Paradise Stuttgart as I was unprepared when I went there and forgot all the girls names, heights, titty sizes, hair colours etc. I think this was due to me being overwhelmed by the shear genius of the place I was in. I reckon members here can forgive me for that being that it was my first time in an FKK.

JohnnyLolly

01-27-12, 17:34

Hi Guys,

AMAZING! I talked about her previously, but this time, she totally "blew" my mind. I am talking about Giulia (24-25 years, blond, tall, slim, a body to die for).

I visited the ARtemis again on Tuesday and it was just as I expected. A f*mazing! Giulia recognized me an chatted me up. We went upstairs and she did what she does best. Gave me a natural blow job of my lifetime. Afterwards when we were fucking she asked me to bang her harder and she really seemed to enjoy it. I seem to be realizing when a girl really likes sex and when she only fakes it. She told me I could do her analy too, since I am not too large and we got on well. Ok, I had to pay extra, but boy was it worth it. And to round ting off, I came in her mouth and thought I had touched paradise. What a girl!

On top of two extras I tipped her handsomely and don't regret a single cent, since this experience was simply amazing. I wish one of you could share my experience and let me know, if you had the same pleasure.

I had tried out a dark haired rumanien girl a few months ago, who was great too. Soft, sexy and charming, but nothing compared to this overwhelmingly.

Wonderful goddes.

I just wish I could "come" here more often. Well I think Giulia is a reason to do so.

Have fun guys and let me know, if I'm right, or if she is just as much in love with as I am.

Montidear

01-28-12, 13:17

Granthree

01-30-12, 00:08

Hi Guys.

In a couple of weeks I am going to Artemis for the first time.

Thank you for all these information. Very good.

I am interested in anybody telling me how the crowd is at Artemis. Not the girls but the guys. What type of person will I meet / what kind of man is the usual customer?

The reason to why I am asking is because I am a bit nerveus about not fitting in. Even though I have lost weight I will still be on the big side. Beer belly and moobs. Not really attractive.

Are the girls used to fat and ugly guys. Maybe it's mostly those type of men that is customers?

Are the swimming / sauna being done in the nude, or does people bring bathing suits?

Sorry if I am offending anyone, that is not my purpose.

Granthree

01-30-12, 00:30

Pharisaer

01-30-12, 08:06

How many of the girls at Artemis speaks english? I wish to talk a bit with the girl beforehand and unfortunately my german is really bad.Don't be afraid. Most of them speak english, not fluently, but at least some words. The girls from Romania are usually fluently in italian and / or spanish. Note, not every girls likes to chat a lot, especially when the place is busy.

Another thing, what it the best ways to decline an offer from a girl?"I'm tired, maybe later?" or is there something better to use?"Maybe later." or anything else, whatever you like. Some girls will return and try it again, if you decline their offer by "Maybe later.".

What type of person will I meet / what kind of man is the usual customer?Expect an average of male european population, usually from 25 to 70 yo, completed by some guys from Africa, India and Asia. Some guys with belly, some without, you'll find every kind of man there.

Are the girls used to fat and ugly guys. Maybe it's mostly those type of men that is customers?Don't be afraid, they are. Ok, most of them. But the usually customer is Mr. Average.

Are the swimming / sauna being done in the nude, or does people bring bathing suits?Dresscode is nude. If you like, you can bring your swimsuite, a few people do, but it's unusual. You can wear a towel in the sauna.

I am a bit nerveus aboutRelax. Enjoy.

EtrnalFeminine

01-30-12, 11:59

Hi Guys.

The reason to why I am asking is because I am a bit nerveus about not fitting in. Even though I have lost weight I will still be on the big side. Beer belly and moobs. Not really attractive.Granthree,

Don't worry too much about it. In the FKK format, most of the time the guy sits on the sofa relaxing and it is the girl who initiates contact. So, she can't mind too much how you look if she is the one who initiates contact.

If you desire a particular girl you can ask to chat and then gauge her body language.

Just be polite always to the girls and things will work out.

Granthree

01-31-12, 23:37

Hi guys. Thanks.

Another question for you, are there any redheads (natural or fake) at Artemis? If not, do you know any places in Berlin with redhead (s)?

And if there are any redheads, can you recommend them? Nothing more un-sexy than a girl that seems like she is not into it.

Thanks

Pharisaer

02-01-12, 08:09

Another question for you, are there any redheads (natural or fake) at Artemis?I don't know any real redhead in Artemis but you'll find some fake redheads as well.

Mio, a tiny girl, not skinny, small tits, professional service. Antonia, Romania, recommended. Alena, tat below her left breast. Watch out for some lightened highheels. Can't recommend her, because I've never had sex with her.

But, don't forget: The hairs they are a-changing. (Bob Dylan)

JohnnyLolly

02-01-12, 16:37

Hi folks,

Does anyone know any other good FKK Clubs in Germany other than the Artemis in Berlin? I mean recommendable ones?

Thanks,

J

JohnnyLolly

02-01-12, 16:44

Sorry I forgot a question.

How many of the girls at Artemis speaks english? I wish to talk a bit with the girl beforehand and unfortunately my german is really bad.

Another thing, what it the best ways to decline an offer from a girl?"I'm tired, maybe later?" or is there something better to use? '

Thanks! Will report back after I've visitedHi there. Most of the girls speak english. I however prefer girls, who not only speak english but are able to flirt and speak in a sophisticated sort of way. This I can say of Giulia (German blond, small tits, tall, immaculate body and of course. Fantastic in the sex department). She makes me laugh a lot. She is witty, smart (student) and highly entertaining. Her english is basic with a very strong but very sexy german accent. However, she knows how to put the words together in order to create a perfectly enjoyable conversation. And of course, what comes thereafter is-MINDBLOWING!

Vostro000

02-01-12, 22:44

Hi, would appreciate if anyone can tell me if Kathleen still works at Artmemis. She is Blonde, German, middle 20s, very beautiful.

Dim Yann

02-02-12, 01:00

It was a rather quiet afternoon today. About 35 men and 35-40 women.

I had 4 sessions.

Virginia. Tall blonde tanned Hungarian girl, very attractive, porn star alike and quite friendly. The service was good.

Nikol. 19 years Czech blonde girl, nice body, overall attractive. Very good service and very good oral-cim.

Later I saw a busty brunette Hungarian again, Ruby, with big boobs and ass.

Her service was ok, but started saying "don't touch my face, don't touch my hair, don't do this" etc which made me finish the session very quickly as I was frustrated by her attitude. I would not say "avoid her" but I wouldn't see her again. For curvy lovers, she is fine.

Finally, I wanted to try a black girl, and I chose Asia from DR with the typical body of black women, curvy, firm ass etc.

Her service was very good and generally she was a very friendly girl.

I would like to try another Hungarian, blonde big boobs and big tattoos, with silicon breasts and silicon lips, but it didn't happen. Looked quite horny.

After that I was exhausted and left straight away.

Banana Boi

02-02-12, 02:05

Hi folks,

Does anyone know any other good FKK Clubs in Germany other than the Artemis in Berlin? I mean recommendable ones?

Thanks,

JIn Frankfurt, FKK World, Oase, Mainhattan, and Palace are the 4 I would recommend.

I'm thinking of making my way up to Berlin to check out Artemis. How does it compare with the 4 FRA clubs above?

Pharisaer

02-02-12, 07:55

Hi, would appreciate if anyone can tell me if Kathleen still works at Artmemis. She is Blonde, German, middle 20s, very beautiful.Yes, she still works at A.

JohnnySmith2

02-02-12, 11:38

Am I too old to start this hobby? I am 70 years old. Will the girls stay away from me because I am Asian?

After reading most of the reports, I sure am missing a lot. I hope it is not too late to start.

Thanks for your help.

JohnnyLolly

02-02-12, 15:36

In Frankfurt, FKK World, Oase, Mainhattan, and Palace are the 4 I would recommend.

I'm thinking of making my way up to Berlin to check out Artemis. How does it compare with the 4 FRA clubs above?Well as I said, I don't have a lot of comparisons in Germany other than the Artemis. But that I find amazing, especially the girl called Giulia (German, blond, tall, slim, pretty). Check her out, she is amazing as I posted so often before. I think I could be declared a fan of hers. Hopefully not an addict.

Thanks for your reply. Must check out the other clubs.

Best,

J.

Sucker17

02-02-12, 16:43

In Frankfurt, FKK World, Oase, Mainhattan, and Palace are the 4 I would recommend.

I'm thinking of making my way up to Berlin to check out Artemis. How does it compare with the 4 FRA clubs above?I've only been to Artemis once, but It's definitely among the best, on par with Oase IMHO. I would however rank Oase higher due to lower entry and session cost. But Artemis is much bigger (indoor) and there's more variety of girls from other nationalities than at Oase (where most of them come from Romania / Bulgaria). Bottom end: Artemis is absolutely worth the visit!

Norjan

02-02-12, 19:07

II would like to try another Hungarian, blonde big boobs and big tattoos, with silicon breasts and silicon lips, but it didn't happen. Looked quite horny.Thanks for the report.

The blonde Hungarian girl, could you describe her more in detail? Where did she have the tattoos? Did she wear any lingerie?

You didn, t got her name?

Norjan

Alleng

02-02-12, 19:34

Hi everybody, Alleng from Rome.

I'll be in Berlin on february10 to 19th and I'll surely post my experiences in Artemis, as usual.

Can someone tell me (Charlie 123 maybe) if Selma is still working there?

My best

AssLover945

02-02-12, 19:56

Sucker17

02-02-12, 20:26

I am curious if there will be some girls will to allow guys to do DATY.

I love doing that, wanted to know if there will be extra charge for the same?

Rimming the girls, besides the DATY, I also love rimming my girls, was curious, if girls allow to do that. Any extra costs involved in that too?

Getting rimmed, while not very much into it, I love getting it from some girls who are good at that. What will be the xtra costs involved for that?This is probably an area where YMMV. I can only speak of my own experience, but I did DATY / 69 all girls I went with at Artemis. One of the girls enjoyed it so much that she arched her back and told me in german that she loved to be licked in the ass, and I didn't disappoint her. All this without extra cost.

However if you ask a girl to rim you, my guess is that this is extra or she might do it if you are a regular customer.

Pharisaer

02-02-12, 22:12

The blonde Hungarian girl, could you describe her more in detail? Where did she have the tattoos? Did she wear any lingerie?

You didn, t got her name?I think there's no need to get her name. It's Nicky, no doubt about it.

The Cane

02-03-12, 00:42

I am curious if there will be some girls will to allow guys to do DATY.

I love doing that, wanted to know if there will be extra charge for the same?

Rimming the girls, besides the DATY, I also love rimming my girls, was curious, if girls allow to do that. Any extra costs involved in that too?

Getting rimmed, while not very much into it, I love getting it from some girls who are good at that. What will be the xtra costs involved for that?Never pay extra to eat pussy or lick ass! Some girls will let you do it, and some won't. A good way to get tongue in cheeks is have her on top in 69, then just stick your tongue in her booty hole. Even fewer girls will lick a monger's ass. But when I have had it done, I have never paid extra. And nor should you. If it's something you just got to have in order to be happy with the session, then negotiate it in before you go to the room. Don't pay extra to lick a tute's butt man!

Angus Magee

02-03-12, 06:39

Never pay extra to eat pussy or lick ass! Some girls will let you do it, and some won't.I second this. This paying for every little extra is bad policy and only ends up encouraging the practice. I have never had a girl refuse DATY at Artemis. Once down there some will be more responsive and this determines what happens next and if I will give her cinnamon twirl a lick. The same applies to being rimmed. If she is actually enthusiastic with her BJ and licks your balls, make the butt hole accessible and see what happens. Few (very few) will take the invitation but every once in a while one will and this makes it all worth it.

AM

Dim Yann

02-03-12, 14:36

Thanks for the report.

The blonde Hungarian girl, could you describe her more in detail? Where did she have the tattoos? Did she wear any lingerie?

You didn, t got her name?

NorjanShe had a tatoo above her ass, a big one like eagle I think. Full silicone breasts and lips.

Wore a pink string yesterday.

Strange think that although she looked like a pron star, I never saw her in 2 days go up in a room.

Anyway, on my second day I saw a new girl, brown hair, curvy, sexy curvy ass, Romanian. Name Rianna, said her 4th day in Artemis.

Service was quite good, friendly girl.

And after I saw a Romanian with black hair all tied up all the time, slim, tall, with a small tatoo and a little harsh voice (like from cold!)

Service was very good. Name I forget now, but starts with "M" I think. Said she was 7-8 months there.

I have read a lot of bad things about Romanian girls, but all 5-6 I have seen in Artemis were very good

After 6 sessions in 2 days, I headed for my hotel exhausted. The place on Thursday was again quiet up to 11 that I left. A little busier from Wednesday.

Girl that I would like to meet but didn't happen were.

1. A busty black Brazilian, with big nipples. Very sexy.

2. The Hungarian mentioned above.

3. Another pornstar are alike blonde with very enhanced tits that stand out amazingly (!) , and all hair tied up back.

I also spoke with Polish blonde Violeta and was ready to go with her, but when she told me that she worked there 5 years, I thought she might be too professional and tired, so I canceled it politely.

Thats all from me. I also went to Erlebniswohung, as I have read good reports, but I can say it was totally crap, both the place and the girls. Maybe I write a report later.

Kimino

02-03-12, 18:20

I second this. This paying for every little extra is bad policy and only ends up encouraging the practice.Agree. Must say I noticed this much much more in apartments than at Artemis. Adding this up with the fact that you pay in advance (in apartments) it can be a real pain in the ass. To the point where one might ask right away what's the "all inclusive" rate and go with that.

Kimino

Angus Magee

02-03-12, 18:34

Agree. Must say I noticed this much much more in apartments than at Artemis. Adding this up with the fact that you pay in advance (in apartments) it can be a real pain in the ass. To the point where one might ask right away what's the "all inclusive" rate and go with that.

KiminoI think it is actually a different mentality in an apartment. There is less visible competition for customers between the girls and a sort of "menu" mentality in apartments. For me an FKK session is almost always better as there is less guaranteed. I mean, given the current rimming discusion, I know that there are probably places where one could go and pay a girl to lick my hairy butt. But to find a girl, as rare as she might be, who will volunteer for the task, is that much sweeter and therefore that much more precious to my psyche. It has happened once at Artemis (and no I will not mention who it was) and this session will remain in my memory as one of my all time best.

The reason I discourage such payment is I personally would not want Artemis to turn to this menu style any more than it has. Ideally in an FKK (for me) you chat with the girl, determine your attraction both physically and mentally, and then off to the room. What happens then is determined by providence and you reward her through longer sessions and/or repeat sessions. It requires that the girl take the long view and not try to nickel and dime her way to a bigger pay check.

And remember that ancient Chinese proverb:Man who wants his but licked, better be prepared at the very least to shave his balls....;)

AM

Sucker17

02-03-12, 18:50

I mean, given the current rimming discusion, I know that there are probably places where one could go and pay a girl to lick my hairy butt. But to find a girl, as rare as she might be, who will volunteer for the task, is that much sweeter and therefore that much more precious to my psyche. It has happened once at Artemis (and no I will not mention who it was) and this session will remain in my memory as one of my all time best.Damn Angus, please tell us which girl it was, so I know which one not to DFK! xD

Ortos

02-03-12, 19:40

Ideally in an FKK (for me) you chat with the girl, determine your attraction both physically and mentally, and then off to the room. What happens then is determined by providence and you reward her through longer sessions and / or repeat sessions. It requires that the girl take the long view and not try to nickel and dime her way to a bigger pay check.

AMWell said, mate! One of the best syopses of the fkk experience seen from a proper perspective (from the Man's viewpoint, at least).

Remind me to have this paragraph translated into Romanian and tatooed onto my left buttock cheek the next time I visit Oase or Palace!

By the way, about that Chinese Proverb: Look what happens to you when you keep smoking those damned fortune cookies, Angus!

O

CheekyDancer

02-03-12, 19:50

Norjan

02-03-12, 20:45

I think there's no need to get her name. It's Nicky, no doubt about it.Nicky, OK, thanks man.

Norjan

Norjan

02-03-12, 20:47

She had a tatoo above her ass, a big one like eagle I think. Full silicone breasts and lips.

Wore a pink string yesterday.

Strange think that although she looked like a pron star, I never saw her in 2 days go up in a room.

Anyway, on my second day I saw a new girl, brown hair, curvy, sexy curvy ass, Romanian. Name Rianna, said her 4th day in Artemis.

Service was quite good, friendly girl.

And after I saw a Romanian with black hair all tied up all the time, slim, tall, with a small tatoo and a little harsh voice (like from cold!)

Service was very good. Name I forget now, but starts with "M" I think. Said she was 7-8 months there.

I have read a lot of bad things about Romanian girls, but all 5-6 I have seen in Artemis were very good

After 6 sessions in 2 days, I headed for my hotel exhausted. The place on Thursday was again quiet up to 11 that I left. A little busier from Wednesday.

Girl that I would like to meet but didn't happen were.

1. A busty black Brazilian, with big nipples. Very sexy.

2. The Hungarian mentioned above.

3. Another pornstar are alike blonde with very enhanced tits that stand out amazingly (!) , and all hair tied up back.

I also spoke with Polish blonde Violeta and was ready to go with her, but when she told me that she worked there 5 years, I thought she might be too professional and tired, so I canceled it politely.

Thats all from me. I also went to Erlebniswohung, as I have read good reports, but I can say it was totally crap, both the place and the girls. Maybe I write a report later.Great man, thanks for posting.

Norjan

Macca 74

02-04-12, 01:55

Ciara / Kiara from Poland.

Wow, wow, wow.Many thanks to Galazy for the recommendation. I was at Artemis on Wednesday evening and spotted Ciarra on the back of his description. She wouldn't be my normal choice as I prefer the girl-next-door type, but after chatting to her for a while I was charmed and headed to the room. I can only repeat Galazy's report as this was an incredible experience. Ciarra is a star performer. PSE / GFE, she gives it all. I had an amazing session and finished with CIM. She's also intelligent and great company. A definite repeat next time I'm in Berlin.

Super Cum 500

02-04-12, 04:59

Hi everyone!

I * I'm just 25 years old, will that be any problem? Will people "look down" on me because of that you think? People tend to be older when they visiting FKKs, right?

*I dunno about these fkk but I noticed a few things from my trips to prague in regards to being young.

Many much older women don't seem care, I'd say they like young guys, they aint going to get young guys in real life and will enjoy you and prob try to tease you.

Young girls IMO some I guess enjoy to meet a young guy also so that is cool, maybe they think they relate to you better? However, some seem to be wary or cold and stand offish and I think for 1 of 2 reasons. 1) they are embarssed to be a prostitute and interacting with guy similar age in this way. 2) They are intimidated by you. I mean an older man may be a respectable guy and treat and talk to a women as a mature man / gentleman (not neccesrly at all but may look that way) whereas with young guys they think 'rude guy or guy who thinks with his dick, what he want to do to me'.

Well something like that? Just impression I got.

One night in Prague I was real drunk and went into a prague brothel with some nike tracksuit top on LOL. Well I look like a bit off a lad / bad boy I guess. They had a line up off 8 women and when I stood at bar they had to come 1 by 1 to introduce themselves to me and shake my hand. Wow, you could feel the 'bad / strange vibes'. Whereas sitting on seats were older business type men in 30-50s with nice suits on etc.

Whereas another brothel a Russian woman in her 50s? She thought I was only 18 (I was 21 or soemthing?) and she was offering to suck me off even for free haha. But I declined she was old and fat no offense to her.

Member #4243

02-04-12, 10:02

I have been to artemis and oase and other clubs and have always seen old and young men alike always. Some girls actually like company nearer their own age and they will be evaluating the customers just as much as we evaluate them. The main underlying factor here is to be pleasant at all times to the girls and they will surely respond kindly to this whether you are 18 or 80 it makes little difference.

Nille Copenhagen

02-04-12, 16:15

Kimino

02-04-12, 21:34

LilJoey

02-05-12, 10:46

I would appreciate the advice and input of the Berlin veterans on where is the best location in terms of the hottest looking lineup for punting on a Friday morning between the hours of 10:00 AM and 12noon in Berlin, and the logistics of doing it by public transportation from / to Tegel airport?

Logistics: My flight arrives into Tegel airport (TXL) AT 9:00 AM on Friday, February 17. I am currently scheduled to depart from Tegel airport the same day at 1:50 PM. I am assuming that I will be able to leave the airport by around 9:30am, having gone through customs and border controls, and that I will have to be back to the airport by about 12noon which is allowing just under 2 hours before my outgoing flight at 1:50pm. As far as I can tell from analyzing the travel options using the bahn. De website, I can see that it's about a 20 to 30 minute trip from the Tegel airport to a number of the highly recommended punting locations in Berlin. For example, I see that there are buses (the X9 and the 109 bus lines) which leave the Tegel airport station every 10 minutes or so and it's about a 7 minute ride to the S-Bahn station at Jungfernheide, from which one can get the S42 S-Bahn train which will take one to: (a) the S-Bahn Westkreuz station which is adjacent to Artemis, (be) the Heidelberger Platz station which is adjacent to bordello Van Kampen and also 1km (about 10-12 minute walk) from bordello Kamilla Dee, or (see) the Bundesplatz station adjacent to bordello Royal, all three bordellos of which have gotten good recommendations on this board. And the trip back to the Tegel airport at about 11:30am is just as easily made on the S-Bahn and Tegeler Weg bus to Tegel Airport in about the same amount of time as the outbound trip.

QUESTION 1: Have I overlooked anything, insofar as the underlying logistics of a short romp in Berlin on a Friday morning from Tegel airport, and getting back on time for my flight?

I assume most would agree that an hour session with a hottie in Berlin is worth going into town for, instead of simply killing 5 hours in the airport. I would try to sleep in the airport so I would have more energy for Friday night's activities, but I have never been successful at falling asleep on an airport floor, (although I was toying with the idea of taking along a sleeping bag roll and trying to do so this time.)

QUESTION 2: My question is where is the best place, accesible easily from Tegel airport, that I should go to, that has the best line up on Friday morning even at 10:00am or 10:30am?

Artemis first opens at 11:00 am, and it would be my assumption that at exactly 11:00am, their best line up is not yet present, and will filter in later as the day progresses. So the 200 Euro cost of an hour at Artemis at 11:00am did not seem worth it. I will visit there another time, I guess.

I looked at the websites for the Van Kampen, Kamilla Dee and Royal bordellos, and I simply cannot tell from the pictures posted if I am likely to find a 9 or a 10, or even an 8 level beautiful girl in those places, despite the recommendations that they sometimes have good girls that I have read on this thread. I am wondering whether these bordellos might also not have their best girls available so early at their 10:00am in the morning opening time either. But at least if I don't like what I see at one bordello, I can leave and go to the next place, time permitting. This is what I will probably do, unless someone here on this thread can guide me on a course which they know from experience will produce a better result.

Another consideration is the price at these bordellos of 150 Euros for 1 hour. Unless I can actually find a 9 at the bordellos, or maybe an 8, I feel it would not be worth it for me to do a session in Berlin. The reason is that later on the same day, Friday evening, (unless I change my flights because of weather related considerations and fly to Frankfurt instead) , I am planning to be in Rio strip club in Kiev where I will definitely be able to pull out a girl who is a 9 at the rate of $300/3hours which is $100 or 76 Euro per hour. That's half the price of a girl in Berlin. So unless the girl in Berlin is really hot, I will try to control myself and choose to simply wait until the night time when I can play with Kiev's hotties. But on the other hand, if I can succeed in finding a very hot girl in Berlin at one of the bordellos, I am quite willing to pay double the cost of a Kiev hottie, because it is a worthwhile alternative entertainment to killing 5 hours in the Tegel airport torturing myself trying unseccessfully to sleep, while thinking about all the hot pussy in Berlin that I will not even taste. LOL.

So, what does the collective wisdom of the veteran's on this forum advise? Stay in the airport and get some possible sleep? Or do I have a good chance of finding a 9 level beauty at 10:00am in the morning at a Berlin bordello? And if so, which bordello is the best bet at which to do so?

Any good insights would be appreciated.

LJ

Pharisaer

02-05-12, 23:43

Artemis first opens at 11:00 am, and it would be my assumption that at exactly 11:00am, their best line up is not yet present, and will filter in later as the day progresses. So the 200 Euro cost of an hour at Artemis at 11:00am did not seem worth it. I will visit there another time, I guess.Right decision. Artemis won't fit your special needs.

S-Bahn: Expect some delays and cancelled trains, especially at so-called Ringbahn (between Jungfernheide to Westkreuz and / or Heidelberger Platz) during winter. Prefer Subway: U7 between Jungfernheide and Fehrbelliner Platz, trains run every 5 mins workdays, change there for one stop U3 southbound to Heidelberger Platz or try a short 15 min walk.

Bearsk

02-06-12, 07:47

. I know that there are probably places where one could go and pay a girl to lick my hairy butt. But to find a girl, as rare as she might be, who will volunteer for the task, is that much sweeter and therefore that much more precious to my psyche. It has happened once at Artemis (and no I will not mention who it was) and this session will remain in my memory as one of my all time best.

AMGggg? . Girlfriend of Charlies.

Rocketboy0

02-06-12, 10:00

For those of you intending to visit Love Bahnhoff Artemis this week. 8-10 Feb, Berlin hosts the poetically described "Fruit and Vegetable Logistics" convention, at the Messe, a stone`s throw away. While not as massive as the IFA Electronics gig in Sept, the Logistics annual bash has a reputation of being a bit rough and rowdy. If you canvass the girls, as your intrepid reporter has, they are of very mixed thoughts on it. The obvious tradeoff being, a chance to make good money at some physical cost. They tend to be wiped out from all the frenzy by early am, and the whole thing will surely build over 3 days. While it is likely that the Messe will stimulate the arrival of some new recruits, it can make things catty as more girls then have to compete. It is mildly interesting that different Messen have a different vibe, but they do. Some may find the buzz exciting, some may find it just oppressive. I am just giving a head's up here that during this period, it will most certainly not be business as usual. It also means that early next week, things will be much quieter than normal, as a lot of girls will take a few days (or a week) off to recover.

The usual rule applies even more so: wise mongers should show up earlier (7-8pm ish - and arguably this week- even earlier like 5ish) , survey the scene, make some decisions assuming by 10 pm, there may even be a line to get in, rooms will be quite full, and girls under a fair bit of stress. The final Friday night might be sufficiently unbearable to warrant a complete pass. YMMV of course.

JohnnyLolly

02-06-12, 16:44

I also spoke with Polish blonde Violeta and was ready to go with her, but when she told me that she worked there 5 years, I thought she might be too professional and tired, so I canceled it politely.Hi there,

If you prefer someone, who is fairly new to the scene, but highly enjoyable, very special, loving and sexy, you must trie out Giulia. She is from Berlin, about 24-25 years old, blond, slim and mildly tatooed. She is wonderful and beautiful. She knows how to flirt and how to pleasure a man just the right way. Check her out. I would love to know, if you share my excitement about her.

She told me she is there Mo day, tue night and Fr. Day.

Best,

J

Angus Magee

02-06-12, 19:22

Hi there,

If you prefer someone, who is fairly new to the scene, but highly enjoyable, very special, loving and sexy, you must trie out Giulia. She is from Berlin, about 24-25 years old, blond, slim and mildly tatooed. She is wonderful and beautiful. She knows how to flirt and how to pleasure a man just the right way. Check her out. I would love to know, if you share my excitement about her.

She told me she is there Mo day, tue night and Fr. Day.

Best,

JJohnny, All due respect but give it a rest about this girl. 8 posts and 7 of them telling us of your find. If I was a little more of a suspicious man I would say that you could be her handler.

If you are more power to you but do try not to be quite so obvious about it. I am sure she is a fantastic girl.

AM

Rocketboy0

02-06-12, 20:42

Norjan

02-06-12, 22:37

About the fruit messe:

Don't visit after 5 pm unless you like a riot of rednecks invading the club. Most of them go (run?) straight from the messe to the club and once in place the horde just can't behave, and I promise you, these guys are'nt bothered about the bed-bugs in downstairs area.

Expert tip: Go early, like 1 pm, and enjoy the line-up a couple of hours.

Then leave.

Norjan

JohnnyLolly

02-06-12, 22:49

Johnny, All due respect but give it a rest about this girl. 8 posts and 7 of them telling us of your find. If I was a little more of a suspicious man I would say that you could be her handler.

If you are more power to you but do try not to be quite so obvious about it. I am sure she is a fantastic girl.

AMSorry to bother you guys. It's just that I am a bit excited about her and haven't received any responses until now. Well, now I have, so for that thanks. But it's true, I think I'm little bit hooked on her. What to do? Maybe I'll stay away from her for some time and trie to get over my obsession. I mean, I have other girls now and then and, god knows, I had many others in the past, but this time it seems to be different. Oh god, how stupid I must sound, if I read my posts in a few years time. LOL.

So, don't take it at as insult, that I've been writing so much about her, I just didn't think you guys read my posts. Well now I know better.

Best.

J.

Angus Magee

02-06-12, 23:40

So, don't take it at as insult, that I've been writing so much about her, I just didn't think you guys read my posts. Well now I know better.Well I am sure you would not be the first to fall for a girl. But how about some other reports (with names) to dispel what may or may not be a wrong impression.

AM

Kimino

02-07-12, 00:46

I would appreciate the advice and input of the Berlin veterans on where is the best location in terms of the hottest looking lineup for punting on a Friday morning between the hours of 10:00 AM and 12noon in Berlin.IMHO.

Look the sites, Royal, Vk, Prestige and KD (if BBBJ is not a must for you) or any other place not too far. See if there are girls that you like, call the place and try to fix an appointment for 10:00 or 10:30.

If you don't want to call before, go straight to Royal. Forget about visiting different places if that's your schedule. Anyways, starting at Royal, Kd is at 5min walk, Vk is at 5 min walk from Kd. Approx.

Prestige is in another area but probably nearer to Tegel.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

Kimino

LilJoey

02-07-12, 01:24

IMHO.

Look the sites, Royal, Vk, Prestige and KD (if BBBJ is not a must for you) or any other place not too far. See if there are girls that you like, call the place and try to fix an appointment for 10:00 or 10:30.

If you don't want to call before, go straight to Royal. Forget about visiting different places if that's your schedule. Anyways, starting at Royal, Kd is at 5min walk, Vk is at 5 min walk from Kd. Approx.

Prestige is in another area but probably nearer to Tegel.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

KiminoThanks, Kimino. But now please un-confuse me about the BBBJ issue.

Am I to understand from your comment that BBBJ is NOT available at all these Berlin brothels you mentioned (Royal, Van Kampen, Prestige and Kamilla Dee) , or were you only saying BBBJ isn't available at Kamilla Dee brothel?

My previous impression before reading your comment was that BBBJ was always available in Berlin brothels, at the very least as an "extra" for some more Euro. BBBJ is certainly included in standard service at FKK Artemis. How then do these brothels compete if they don't offer it? If I have misunderstood what you were saying, please clarify.

Also, Google Maps puts the distance between Royal and Kamilla Dee at approximately 1km. You say you walked it in 5 minutes? Either there's a shortcut when walking that Google doesn't know about, or you must have really, really wanted to get to KD that time.....LOL. Just Kidding. Anyway, I'm a slow walker, so it'll take me longer.

LJ

Angus Magee

02-07-12, 05:43

Anyway, I'm a slow walker, so it'll take me longer.

LJI have moved this back over to the Berlin thread as it really isn't about Artemis.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1245465&viewfull=1#post1245465

AM

JohnnyLolly

02-07-12, 16:43

Well I am sure you would not be the first to fall for a girl. But how about some other reports (with names) to dispel what may or may not be a wrong impression.

AMWell it's been a while, since I've been urged to write about my adventures due to the quality of the service. So my effort to "dispel what may or not may be a wrong impression" is simply that. To dispel, but please don't mistake it for a fully loaded pleasure-report, which, as stated above it can't be.

In the Artemis I remember to have had the pleasure to be with a black haired girl (probably diyed) , whose name I don not recall. About 1, 65 tall, nice boobs, natural from Romania or Poland, please don't pin me down on that one. She gave me a nice BJ. She let herself be licked everywhere (that was particularly nice) and let me kiss her with the tongue (ok, that's the only part my favorite doesn't do). Ok no more about her here, I know.

Then she made me cum by jerking me of and smiled when it was over. All within half an hour and I thought that was good value for money. However, I prefer blond and tall. The reason why I went upstairs with her was because she too had a very beautiful smile.

For those of you who know the Golden Time in Vienna (by the way not quite the standard of the Artemis, but worth checking out non the less.) I had an adventure with a girl called Jeanna or Gina, I don'T know how to spell that. She too was from Eastern Europe with an immaculate body and tits, that had a job done to them. Allthough I prefer natural I fell for her, as I had a long day behind me, my balls were about to explode, she looked great and was the first to tickle my fancy. She made cum nicely too, but her BJ was funny, maybe doe to the condom, which wouldn't be her fault. I guess that's another thing I prefer in Germany. She had to laugh when the condom came off and put on another before she sat on me. That again was quite enjoyable. Hm, for now I think this is all I want to tell you, as I would like to think of this forum as one where quality reports are to be shared and not to report a simple visit.

Let me know if I can help you with any other dispellings, or if I am free to dream about what I consider to be best for me.

Best.

J.

Angus Magee

02-07-12, 17:18

Let me know if I can help you with any other dispellings, or if I am free to dream about what I consider to be best for me.Thanks Johnny. Names would be nice but you are trying and that is what counts.

My own experience with falling for an FKK girl is that it can be a wonderfully giddy feeling but that it is important not to lose perspective. This is best accomplished by going to the room with other girls at least as often as you take your intended upstairs, remembering the names and reporting back to us undesirables.

;)

AM

Rocketboy0

02-07-12, 19:39

To dispel, but please don't mistake it for a fully loaded pleasure-report, which, as stated above it can't be.J.This all reminds me of the good old "Letters to Penthouse" days. Sorry. Something off here.

JohnnyLolly

02-08-12, 10:36

This all reminds me of the good old "Letters to Penthouse" days. Sorry. Something off here.I'm sorry, these must have been before my time. Although I had the pleasure of holding one or the other copy of a vintage magazine in my hands. What exactly was the nature of those letters? Admittedly I had to smile, when reading your comment.

Regards,

J.

Travelman10

02-10-12, 21:45

I'll be at Artemis tomorrow, Saturday, if anyone from the forum want to say Hi. You might find me downstairs reading a book. I also have a text tattoo on my left forearm. Come and say Hi!

Member #4626

02-11-12, 03:28

I visited Artemis for 3 days last week

Day 1:

Nina Czech R. GFE with a lot of kissing.

Carla Romania GFE and now the top of my list. In my last visit I went with her three times in the room in one day. Can't get enough of her.

Adelina Romania Very pretty face and has lost some weight since last time I saw her (beginning of dec 11). She seems as optifick, but had a very good time with her.

Day 2:

Carla Romania Just can't get enough.

Amelie Germany blond hair, had braces before, but it is "almost" removed now. Also GFE with kisses.

Fatima Slovakia long black hair, slim body, a-cup breasts. I had been with her before and it was not bad, but neither special. Although she is very nice, but I didn't click with her.

Ria Mix Holland / Brazil? 1. 95? Tall, dark skin, short hair. I had a very good time with her in my last visit, specially her BBBJ was very good, but this time there was no kissing (also no body kissing) , cold and mechanical. Maybe she had a bad day. I will not repeat.

Day 3:

Martina bulgarian Petit, brown hair. GFE. She speaks very little english.

Sheenya moldavian good BBBJ, good english, GFE.

Tamara Romanian Long black curly hair, beautiful smile. GFE.

Carla & Lorenitza Romania Actually wanted to try Lorenitza, she is pretty (looks sexy with the glasses) , but she seems very cold. She is best friend of Carla. Asked Carla if she is good and she said "Yes, she is very good". Didn't believed her, and asked for a threesom. I thought that if Lorenitza is bad I could spend time with Carla then. Was not a good idea. As soon we got in the room they demonstrated a very good lesbian kiss and asked me if I want to pay extra to see more of lesbian action. I denied. The rest was very mechanical and I was also very tired. Even Carla (my dream girl) couldn't save me.

Chris Romania Long black hair, tall, average face, young, see-cup breast. Was too tired to do anything else, so I asked for only BBBJ and CIM finish. Nothing special, but got the job done.

Granthree

02-11-12, 09:13

Just a quick question: when arriving you take a shower?

Do you bring your own parfume / antiperspirant / deodorant (or what it's called) and skin care, tooth brush, hair wax etc etc?

Angus Magee

02-11-12, 15:21

Just a quick question: when arriving you take a shower?

Do you bring your own parfume / antiperspirant / deodorant (or what it's called) and skin care, tooth brush, hair wax etc etc?Well nobody makes you take a shower but it is recommended. Supplied are liquid soap in the shower and towels. Anything else you would have to bring your own.

AM

Nebula2001

02-11-12, 18:42

Adelina Romania Very pretty face and has lost some weight since last time I saw her (beginning of dec 11). She seems as optifick, but had a very good time with her.

Sheenya moldavian good BBBJ, good english, GFE.

Tamara Romanian Long black curly hair, beautiful smile. GFE.I can also recommend these three myself from personal experience.

Just a quick question: when arriving you take a shower?I always take a shower when I first arrive (or wait for after the sauna if that's my first destination.) It's nice to feel fresh before going out to hunting. It also gives me a chance to assess which girls are available that day while drying myself by the main door. (As a side effect, it might also be showing to the girls that I take care of my hygiene.)

I also take a shower after each session.

Do you bring your own parfume / antiperspirant / deodorant (or what it's called) and skin care, tooth brush, hair wax etc etc?I always bring my perfume, deodorant, hair wax and comb these days. And, I can say that it has a positive effect during my adventures.

Norjan

02-12-12, 11:36

Kurre

02-12-12, 18:13

for those of you intending to visit love bahnhoff artemis this week. 8-10 feb, berlin hosts the poetically described "fruit and vegetable logistics" convention, at the messe, a stone`s throw away. i am just giving a head's up here that during this period, it will most certainly not be business as usual.thanks, rb, for your shared words of wisdom! i missed this convention, but during ifa last september i experienced how the place changes during a big messe. i actually kind of enjoyed the mid-day and early afternoons when lots of new faces were present but the crowd had not yet arrived.

late nights were also quirky: place so full that public sex shows were happening here and there, if you just dared to be rude and watch. with rooms full i had a heated session with bulgarian rosalie on one of the curtained couches on the main bar / lounge area. so many people were around us that i actually bumped into a person through the curtain while changing positions. not my usual cup of tea, but something to remember when the nursing home staff come to change my [CodeWord131] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131) (in hopefully distant future).

Frgethenam

02-12-12, 22:23

I am planning on going to Artemis either Wednesday 2/15 or Thursday 2/16 around 6 or 7pm. I was wondering if anyone would be interested in meeting up and serve as wingman. I always feel that I do better and have more fun with a wingman. You can either PM or post here.

Thanks.

Granthree

02-13-12, 00:13

Please do not bring / wear perfume. No one wants to feel the scent of mens perfume at the club. Just use ordinary anti perspirant / deodorant, preferably fragrance free.

Thinking that using perfume will have a positive effect at the girls and will bring you advanatges is just ridicilous, saying that it will just shows have some are easily fooled.

NorjanI am allergic to 90% of all parfume, just did not know if deodorant/"anti perspirant" was an english word.

I hate all those smelly "please notice me" parfumes that fill up a room and give me head aches.

Pharisaer

02-14-12, 16:04

With rooms full I had a heated session with Bulgarian Rosalie on one of the curtained couches on the main bar / lounge area.Rosalie: Black hair, prominent nose? She told ya she's from Bulgaria, not from Greece?

Pharisaer

02-16-12, 08:10

JohnnyLolly

02-16-12, 08:39

Artemis visitors please note:

Berlin transport workers will be on strike for 14 hours on Saturday. There will be no busses, trams or subways (yellow trains) between 5 am and 7 pm. S-Bahn (red trains) and regional trains will work regularly.Hi Pharisäer,

Thans for the information. Sat. At last I will be back at Artemis and looking sooo much foreword to it. I will have to take a Taxi. But that's not expensive in Berlin anyway. I avoided last weeks fruit fair, as I read all your posts and decided to postpone my Berlin visit to this week. Hope that it was a good decision. Any girls to recommend to get my mind of my favorite girl?

I want to trie some others too. Best would be one with natural boobs. Any recommendations anybody?

Best,

J.

Angus Magee

02-16-12, 12:04

S-Bahn (red trains) and regional trains will work regularly.S-Bahn trains work regularly? That would be a switch as they always seem to be late and breaking down.

Still thanks for the heads up.

AM

Rocketboy0

02-16-12, 19:50

I will have to take a Taxi. I want to trie some others too. Best would be one with natural boobs. Any recommendations anybody?

The strike is scheduled to be over by 7pm. This being Germany, it will be. It probably takes a while to get all systems cranked up so by 8pm things should be sort of back to normal. Remember also that the strike affects "only" buses and U-Bahn, not the S-Bahns as Pharisaer says. So actually, while they might be a little more crowded than usual, it actually might not mean a thing as the Westkreuz stop is on 2 main S-Bahn lines. You can factor that into your schedule, and if you start/finish near the S-Bahn, it might mean no problems at all. There is I believe a football match on at the Olympic Stadium, which will make especially the east-west S-Bahn lines crowded at times. But as has been pointed out earlier on the Forum, if you wear a lot of men`s cologne, you can create some personal space as the masses recoil.

On the boobs front, difficult to predict who will be there in advance, but out of the perhaps 50 girls in attendance, you should have at least 30ish (60 boobs in all) that are natural, of various shapes, sizes, colors, and flavors to keep you busy.

WreckDiver

02-16-12, 20:50

Any news on the current line up will be@A next week Wednesday-Thursday? I haven't been there for a year and there always alot off change in the line up.

Thanks

Charlie 123

02-17-12, 12:22

Any news on the current line up will be@A Next week Wednesday-Thursday? I haven't been there for a year and there always alot off change in the line up.

ThanksI've heard that it will be a terrible line-up on both days.

C

JohnnyLolly

02-17-12, 12:54

I've heard that it will be a terrible line-up on both days.

CAs there are holidays next week, it's presume it would be a good girl to guy ratio, as a lot of married men will not be in Berlin. Having said that, I won't be able to be around either, as I have booked for this weekend. But I'm sure this will be fun too.

J.

Rocketboy0

02-17-12, 14:48

I've heard that it will be a terrible line-up on both days.CI heard exactly the same thing, no doubt, for the same reason :rolleyes: RB

Rocketboy0

02-18-12, 10:51

For first time in many weeks, I returned to the Love Bahnhoff. Some welcome changes. First, all showers up and down now have normal faucets. The timers which often were on 5 seconds have all been replaced. Norjan, this means everyone will be a LOT cleaner, though the water bill will probably skyrocket. But more important, for whatever the reason, the overall male population was down by about 50% compared to a normal Fri night. There was still a nice buzz but all systems were a lot less stressed, rooms readily available, and everyone on the staff side was busy but noticeably more relaxed and friendly vs dealing with the weekend frenzy. Even the masseurs were able to offer their usual insane stories of goings on, while not being super busy. (and a very useful tip on how Viagra can combat high altitude sickness). Now of course what really matters: many members maybe 20-30% of the normal girl team were absent (I guess in recovery mode from the Fruit and Vegs Messe) , and maybe 10 or so new recruits. I was very happy with the curvy Holly, a dark haired German, and especially so with my current fav, the seriously curvy Brigitta, a blond tatooed Hungarian. Both have very irregular hours & days (Holly 1-2X per week and sort of earlier, Brigitta 10 days on, 10 off also starts early afternoon) so it was just great that they were both on the same night. Any way, all very unusually pleasant, much more chilled and better IMHO than normal, and I guess it will be the same tonight. (Until everyone reads this report, and the place gets jammed).

WreckDiver

02-18-12, 18:27

Hi Charlie 123.

I take it that the holidays you are refering to is Ash Wednesday? But that is on a julian (protestant calender) while Ash Wednesday on the gregorian (orthodox) calendar is a week from next Wednesday. Taking into account that most service providers are on Gregorian calendar, when it comes to holiday celebrations, most of them should be there or is my logic unsound?

I'm most curious on the exhaustion after 'fruit messe' are the girls back in strength yet, is what I'm most concern about. I was there last year at the same time and had several delightful GFE's with what seem to be non regulars and part timers maybe it could happen this year as well.

I will study this forum closely before my trip. Anyway I hope to live to report about for everybody's enjoyment and information. I have a plan this time around hehe.

Norjan

02-18-12, 19:04

Some welcome changes. First, all showers up and down now have normal faucets. The timers which often were on 5 seconds have all been replaced. Norjan, this means everyone will be a LOT cleaner, though the water bill will probably skyrocket.Very good news, thanks rocket, and thanks for the report.

Norjan

BigBad

02-19-12, 01:51

Hi all,

I will be at the Artemis in late March and was wondering if anyone could tell me if Siana and Coni are still working there as I would like to meet up with them.

Thanks for any info!

BB

SuppenHuhn

02-19-12, 07:11

Cony: YES.

Siana: I think NO, I saw her long time ago.

Angus Magee

02-19-12, 11:16

I will study this forum closely before my trip. Anyway I hope to live to report about for everybody's enjoyment and information. I have a plan this time around hehe.I think that you are being trolled here by Charlie & RB. Next week should be a normal week with the line up as it always is. Ash Wednesday will not cause all the girls to go running to church I can assure you.

I will be at the Artemis in late March and was wondering if anyone could tell me if Siana and Coni are still working there as I would like to meet up with them.I can not say about Siana but Cony (Bul.) is pretty much a mainstay at Artemis. Unless she retires or happens to be on vacation I am sure she would be there. I liked her but for me her boob job really did nothing for her.

AM

Rocketboy0

02-19-12, 18:24

I think that you are being trolled here by Charlie & RB. AMMy esteamed (sic) Mr Magee, I can assure you that I was not trolling. I was reporting what I heard, from our highly experienced and knowledgeable colleague who keeps his ears, nose, and genitalia close to the ground to keep up on such matters. Sir, we do not troll, and apologies are offered should anyone think that was the intent.

A word on this subject. According to the Dictionary of Urban Slang,

Trolling is trying to get a rise out of someone. Forcing them to respond to you, either through wise-crackery, posting incorrect information, asking blatantly stupid questions, or other foolishness. However, trolling statements are never true or are ever meant to be construed as such. Nearly all trolled statements are meant to be funny to some people, so it does have some social / entertainment value.

I can only speak for myself that I never intend or intended to get such a rise out of the question poser, and I would venture to say, C123 had a similar lack of motivation. It was more a deceptively complex response to a difficult question, a question that has irked philosophers and stimulated meditation since time immemorial, a question of almost zen-like koan-esqueness and mantra-osity.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? What will the Artemis line-up be like in a week or a month?

JohnnyLolly

02-19-12, 19:24

what is the sound of one hand clapping? what will the artemis line-up be like in a week or a month?lolol. great! i nearly peed myself, when i read that quote. i should think, that with in germany being the after karneval, it might be quiet. but then again, who knows?

best.

j.

Sucker17

02-22-12, 19:21

Hi, can anyone confirm that A is open at this day as it is a holiday. Was thinking of going for the weekend from Saturday 26.-29th of May to Berlin.

Nille Copenhagen

02-22-12, 20:10

Hi, can anyone confirm that A is open at this day as it is a holiday. Was thinking of going for the weekend from Saturday 26.-29th of May to Berlin.Artemis is open on that day.

Nebula2001

02-22-12, 20:58

Hi, can anyone confirm that A is open at this day as it is a holiday. Was thinking of going for the weekend from Saturday 26.-29th of May to Berlin.From their website:

"We are open 361 days a year, even on most holidays! Closed December 24th and 25th and December 31st and January 1st!"

Sucker17

02-22-12, 22:12

Thanks for the replies! I am sorry, I should have consulted the website, but was so concerned about Red Stripe that went on Rosenmontag to a closed Bernds! So even if I should know better, this being Berlin, capital and all, I just wanted to make sure prior to booking any tickets!

Vodenjak1978

02-27-12, 10:09

Sucker17

02-27-12, 18:44

Hello!

Today I watched a video from a croatian tv statiton about Artemis. You can watch it on the link.

http://dnevnik.hr/showbizz/red-carpet/zavirite-u-bordel-u-kojem-se-radi-u-smjenama-i-na-popust.html

But the entrance lady doesn't know "proper english" so the entry price was translated to 18€ and half hour with the girl 16€. I wish that was true then I would have enough money to go to Germany and enjoy your favorite pass time.Thanks for sharing this video clip for us! What I think was more strange was that the lady that was interviewed in the reception actually pronounced the price to be eighteen euros and subsequently sixteen euros. Of course this is wrong, but it's not only a problem with the subtitles as you say yourself! Just listen carefully, and she also says that the ladies pay an entrance of 19 euros which also is wrong from what I've been told anyway! Could we use this interview and claim the price advertised?

Nille Copenhagen

02-27-12, 19:33

Thanks for sharing this video clip for us! What I think was more strange was that the lady that was interviewed in the reception actually pronounced the price to be eighteen euros and subsequently sixteen euros. Of course this is wrong, but it's not only a problem with the subtitles as you say yourself! Just listen carefully, and she also says that the ladies pay an entrance of 19 euros which also is wrong from what I've been told anyway! Could we use this interview and claim the price advertised?Well Vanessa (the manager) clearly said 18€ entrance fee and 16€ füare ½ Stunden. Maybe it's special promotion for TV reporters.

The girls have to pay for a STD test, that is crazy, it's should be free of charge!

The blond girl in the interview said: The men are having far more fun than the girls and she stated is a job for her and it's impossible for her to fall in love with a client unlike Julia Robers in Pretty women.

Well all the times I've imagine that the girls were honey and enjoyed my dick and fell a bit in love with me, that was all an illusion. Cry, cry. I shouldn't watch that video. Cry, cry, cry. No more P4P for me. LOL

Sucker17

02-27-12, 23:03

Well Vanessa (the manager) clearly said 18€ entrance fee and 16€ füare ½ Stunden. Maybe it's special promotion for TV reporters.

The girls have to pay for a STD test, that is crazy, it's should be free of charge!

The blond girl in the interview said: The men are having far more fun than the girls and she stated is a job for her and it's impossible for her to fall in love with a client unlike Julia Robers in Pretty women.

Well all the times I've imagine that the girls were honey and enjoyed my dick and fell a bit in love with me, that was all an illusion. Cry, cry. I shouldn't watch that video. Cry, cry, cry. No more P4P for me. LOLSorry that the video clip destroyed your illusion of real "amour" in Artemis Nille! I do agree with you about the price of the STD tests, it should be free, but then again these girls are all freelancers, and I remember my very first FKK "amour" that happened to be in Artemis: Shiva from Czech Republic. She told me about the STD tests they had to take, and as they were not employed by the club they had to pay for themselves as well as the entrance she had to pay, as a self-employed SP. Well it is not Scandinavia Nille (thank God for that) , but here in my country I actually benefit from free STD-tests, which is without a doubt a good thing. Have an appointment for one tomorrow BTW - cross your fingers!

Granthree

02-27-12, 23:06

Pharisaer

02-27-12, 23:24

I do agree with you about the price of the STD tests, it should be free, but then again these girls are all freelancers, and I remember my very first FKK "amour" that happened to be in Artemis: Shiva from Czech Republic. She told me about the STD tests they had to take, and as they were not employed by the club they had to pay for themselves as well as the entrance she had to pay, as a self-employed SP. Well it is not Scandinavia Nille (thank God for that) , but here in my country I actually benefit from free STD-tests, which is without a doubt a good thing.Sure, they're not employees of Artemis. Sure, they have to pay entrance fee and so on. Unsure, they're all freelancers. Sorry for destroying that illusion.

STD-test is for free in Germany as well. But you have to know where to get it for free and you have to leave Artemis to get it for free. Sorry, but not every woman there is free to leave Artemis in order to get a STD test for free. Sorry for destroying that illusion again.

Nille Copenhagen

02-27-12, 23:53

Sure, they're not employees of Artemis. Sure, they have to pay entrance fee and so on. Unsure, they're all freelancers. Sorry for destroying that illusion.

STD-test is for free in Germany as well. But you have to know where to get it for free and you have to leave Artemis to get it for free. Sorry, but not every woman there is free to leave Artemis in order to get a STD test for free. Sorry for destroying that illusion again.Probably you need to be a German with health insurance to get free STD test.

What are you saying Pharisaer, the girls can "check-in to Artemis but never leave".

TheChinaPole

02-28-12, 05:56

Ok. So, writing a quick review because of all the help I read on the forums and I thought I'd contribute back.

Went to Artemis for the 1st time, lucky I found it, I put westkreuz station in the navigation and just saw the big 'artemis' sign while driving. (note to self: write the damn address!)

I wasn't sure if I was going to 'take the plunge' as I went to 'Palace' before and had an ok time. But not fantastic.

Quick palace review (as I know it's an artemis thread). Was my 1st fkk EVER. Was a bit overwhelmed, tired (2hrs sleep) and I was cold / hungry / raining. Not an ideal state for shaggin. I went prime time, Friday night, around 9pm. 1pm.

Anyhow, I spend 50 euros on 1st girl. Blond, big boobs, she was nice enough, polite, german, forget the name. I was too tired, and no blood flowed.

2nd girl. Tall, hot, fake boobs, very hot. Pornstar quality. My experience 8/10. I paid for cim.

Wasn't really what I expected, well didn't know what to expect!

Back to Artemis.

Last minute decision to give it a go. Got in at 1pm. And I felt more comfortable (having been to palace) and it was daylight. Things seemed more clear and normal.

The guy before me paid his 80 euro and seemed like it was his 1st time there.

Headed upstairs, valuable in the locker, showered, got changed etc.

I was a bit cold so I put a towel round my waist as well as the robe. Made me feel a lot more comfortable! Nothing worse than feeling exposed with the breeze up my arse.

Got a coke, sat down on the nexxt available sofa and waited for the girls to pass by and check them out. There were 30 girls (I asked the receptionist) she said about 60 girls at 5pm and 90 girls at 9pm. It's a daypass, so you can go in and out of artemis as you please. Which I thought was quite cool. Imagine, shag for lunch, back to work, then shag for dinner. Not bad. Cheaper than a gf.

Was approached by a couple girls, I think I made the mistake of my 1st visit (to palace) to find 'my fantasy girl'. Which was basically a big boobed blonde pornstar type. Which now, isn't my fantasy girl.

Instead, I wanted to find a girl that I got along with, 'chemistry' as other posts mentioned, and had some fun.

This time round, I went along with the approach of 'let's have a laugh'.

And, to my pleasure, the girls really liked it (as did the receptionist and the crazy barmaid). It's something about understanding that they are there for work, and their work is fun.

Anyway. 1st girl. Tatiana, Romanian, brunette, shortish, medium / large ass. Cute and round girl. Exp: 6-7/10. Normal BJ, normal sex.

I went along with her because I had about 1. 5 hours before my flight. Why not I said, she was funny, cool, up for a laugh a bit of jokes.

Really 'honest', maybe at times too honest, and just joking about rather than actually trying to give me an erection. I came. I was hard, so I was pleased. (better than palace. ). (I found palace that the girls were really in / out. Sex sex, come, then pay me. Literally. Sharks I think people call it.) palace has a really nice decor, modern etc. But the girls at artemis seem more 'established' and part of something bigger. Rather than a fancy establishment with hot girls. Maybe my 1st fkk exp. Was a bad experience.

2nd girl. Artemis. After about 15 mins of recover, bit of food. Chatted to a turkish / german girl (looked indian) called shianti. Didn't fk her, just spoke to her during food, and she said she loved her work. The girls here are fun and crazy and the money is good. Though she doesn't do it all for the money, it's just fun for her, and she loves the work place. Being part of all the girls. Interesting, enlightening.

3rd girl. I did fk. She looked like a model / gymnast that I know, but much shorter, heather her name, Romanian (Again) lots of bright red lipstick, medium blond hair, straight, and thick black eyelashes, pure white skin. Like a doll. Spoke to her a little, she was kind, gentle, and proceeded upstairs as I was 30 mins till I had to get in the car and go to the airport.

Wow. This girl was awesome. 9/10. Sloppy BJ (like people mentioned). As deep as she could go (she was small) and kind, sexy, and did things with her tongue that I could not imagine. Licking the side of my cock then stuffing her throat with it. Ooooo, this, my friends, was fkk. That was for a good 10 mins, of pure sucking, a bit of banter here and there, but beautiful skills. I was happy then.

Then, condom on (she used red flavoured condoms) and put the condom on with her mouth. Rolled it down with her hand. Oh my goodness, never happened to me before, (newb?) but boy, I wanted to ask her to do it again. I asked if she could suck me a little with the condom on (I never exp. This) she did. Willingly. Extreme professional. Good feelings all around. I was very hard considering I exploded 15 mins ago.

I said sex, she said 'should I come first or should she'. I said she. (I love a girl that comes)

She got on top, rode me, squatted me, all sorts, a very tight girl, small pussy, good feelings all around.

She commented I had a big cock for an asian, but she had a small pussy for a white girl.

Man, was I glad she came and spoke to me.

Doggie. I went a bit limp here, she realised, turned around (from doggie pos.) stroked me and kissed me on my chest. Hard again.

Doggie. Good times.

To missionary. Good times.

To cummage. Good times. Good cum.

She was fun, expert, sexy, professional. I later realised she had a mini orgasm while riding me, this girl seemed like she worked here because she really liked sex.

She didn't use any lube, just licked her fingers etc.

Good times.

A good 20 min shag, finished at 30 mins? (may have even gone over?)

Just because of her, I would go back to artemis. 10/10 girl. Not much more I could ask of her.

I felt a bit bad giving her 60 euro, I didn't have any more, but she smiled and went her way. (gave me a smile when I was leaving too, a true GFE).

Artemis vs palace.

I went at diff. Times, so hard to compare. I REALLY liked the day time sex. The girls seemed MUCH more relaxed, in the day, but not sure if it was the venue or the time? I liked also the natural daylight as opposed to nightclub feel.

Artemis, the smoking lounge. 30 girls were seated. A few got up and talked to the guys, a lot of them just sat there talking amongst their friends.

I quite liked the food in artemis, like a cheap lunch buffet. Palace was a bit crappy. Salty lasagne, dry salads. Small uncomfortable seating.

I think I'm giving palace a bad review, but maybe I was too tired. Artemis seemed bigger too. Maybe I should go back to palace in the day. I also saw a tall hazzel girl that worked at palace before in artemis. She was the first to approach me and offer me a 3some in palace. I turned her down then. V. Hot girl. Possible shark?

Artemis WAS a bit oldish, you only realise in the bedrooms where there are cracks in the leather beds. Oldish design, but I quite like it. Gives it an established feel, a bit of history, where working girls once started.

Thoroughly enjoyed artemis, thanks to all the previous posts that got me there!

Also: one of the girls said they work 2 week shifts. 12 hours a day, then 1 week off. Not sure if this is true or I mis-heard.

It was pretty quiet when I was there. Maybe 10-15 guys. 30 girls.

I do like the quiet times, the girls seemed to have more time for you.

BadinSweet

02-28-12, 06:01

Rocketboy0

02-28-12, 08:31

How is (current) Artemis lineup comparing to Palace? I love Palace girls and I can handle the sharks. I went to Oase but didn't like it as much as Palace. To me the girls at Palace are just way better looking. Will I have any problems or get bored by going to Artemis 3-4 days in a row? If you have any advice on other city like Prague and Zurich comparing to FKK like Palace and Artemis I would love to hear it also. Thanks for any inputs.You have to realize that ultimately a lot of this is a taste thing. So YMMV. Don't know Prague. Zurich: The Globe & some other clubs have really (REALLY) stunning women but it is expensive (funny how that works). I too am a fan of the Palace and agree with you on the scene.

Artemis is a little more reserved or chilled, Northern German culture vs Hessen. If you read the website prices, it is slightly more expensive though only 1/2 of Zurich. But I would think you' ll have a fine time over several days. Depends a bit on when. The day shifts have maybe 10-20 on, by 8pm it will be at full strength. Sun-Tues slower and sparcer. Thurs thru Sat best. Wed in a pinch though it is underwear / dessous night which some like but not me, as I can get my aunt to prance around like that for nothing. Not sure about your timing. There is a big travel convention Messe 7-11 March which will mean slightly more crowds but more new girls as well.

Comparing lineups almost impossible. Each place at full strength could have 75+ girls. In very broad, hopelessly overgeneralized terms, Artemis has a slight tilt toward young, E European, thin things, but there are plenty of ages, shapes, sizes and colors. Artemis girls seem to do less up-selling, though obviously good mongering rules (ask before you head off) apply.

What would tip it for me is Berlin. Very affordable city, lots of culture, music of all stripes, easy to scoot around on good public transit, language not an issue. And, if you read the Berlin forum, maybe 7 really good private bordellos within 10-30 min from Artemis, well worth checking out, that could be sampled as Plan B. Many options on all fronts and as you can come and go from Artemis as you please, well worth a few days.

Rocketboy0

02-28-12, 08:48

Ok. So, writing a quick review because of all the help I read on the forums and I thought I'd contribute back.Great report. Glad you had a good time. To be fair to both clubs, you might try the early evening shifts say between 6-9pm when the clubs are fully staffed but still not crowded. Girls fresher, not over stressed, etc.

More choices. But as you said, it just takes one really good one to make your day.

Nille Copenhagen

02-28-12, 10:01

Alleng

02-28-12, 17:39

Here I am, after my recent visit to Berlin and to Artemis. I was there from February 8th, but I decided to avoid the three days of Messe and went there on Monday 13th. Very calm day, and good proportions between girls and customers.

My first aim was to find Nina: I met her last year but I was leaving from Artemis and I didn't have time to spend with her. I have been very lucky, this time, 'cause one of the first girls I met during my going up and down from the bar to the swimming pool was her. She was surprised that I recognized her after one year, and she was, of course, very glad to go straight to the room, and the dance began! I can't say different things about her, I liked her very much: very good BBBJ, nice attitude (even if a little bit professional, but I can understand, it was the first time with me.) , good deep kisses, good fucking and finishing with a pornostyle cim, with her tongue out of her mouth to keep all my juice. Wow!

Some time to recover myself, but not too much (and this was a bad choice) then I was taken by a little thai girl I had read something about, in this thread, Leika. She was very funny and very seductive, she offered a massage and sex and I accepted. In the room she was too much talkative, we spent the first half of the time talking and talking (she, I was only listening) and that was bad. I didn't have time to excite myself and despite of the fact that we fucked and she sucked me, and I licked her very well (I don't believe to the fairytales, but she liked it, I know.) I couldn't come.

It doesn't matter, I had some dinner and spent some time in the swimming pool. Then I decided to have the last chance: I went to the kino downstairs, I sat there waiting for my right choice, and after a pair of refusals I choose Kris (o Chris) , rumenian, very nice girl, brown long hair and very nice body. We went to a very close room and we spent a good half hour: she was very GFE, we kissed and licked with passion and we fucked. I came in her mouth.

So, thank you for all your precious support. In the Berlin thread I'm going to post some experiences in thai massage parlours. Bye.

Alleng

Sucker17

02-28-12, 18:09

Hi Guys, I will be on a business trip and I can pick either Frankfurt, Berlin, Prague or Zurich as my stopover. Being a Palace addict I already planned to stop in Frankfurt. To not be suspicious with my layover (already stop at FRA 4 times) I'm thinking about taking Berlin as my other stopover on my flight back home. How is (current) Artemis lineup comparing to Palace? I love Palace girls and I can handle the sharks. I went to Oase but didn't like it as much as Palace. To me the girls at Palace are just way better looking. Will I have any problems or get bored by going to Artemis 3-4 days in a row? If you have any advice on other city like Prague and Zurich comparing to FKK like Palace and Artemis I would love to hear it also. Thanks for any inputs.I think that Rocketboy gave some good advice already. I have been to all these cities, except the Globe in Zürich (I just heard it was expensive). Prague is a city I know best of all and it's still on my toplist, but you should have more time than one night to stay in Prague. If you have a limited timeframe, I can recommend K5 Relax in Korunni 5 (hence their name) , which is one of the best brothels, if not the best in CR. But I must admit that even Prague can't beat the best FKK clubs in Germany, and you won't find any better candidate than Oase in Frankfurt and Artemis in Berlin IMHO. Berlin is a great city to visit and you won't get bored with only Artemis, there are plenty of quality brothels, just have a look at Mr. Magees great blog and guide to mongering:

http://www.angusmagee.com/

So to sum it up, Berlin would be my first choice if I had some extra days to kill, followed by Frankfurt and Prague. Frankfurt is also a good choice because you have a much larger selection of FKK-clubs in the Hessen area. But then again Frankfurt is not an exciting city as Berlin and Prague if you want to do some sightseeing as well.

BadinSweet

02-29-12, 01:18

Nille Copenhagen

02-29-12, 10:54

Rocketboy0, Nille Copenhagen, and Sucker17 thank you so much for the inputs. I plan to do sightseeing during the day and go to Artemis from dinner onward. I don't like the club to be too busy so I will go during non-messe time in early April. I plan to go to Berlin for a week and have a side trip to Prague for 2-3 days as I recover from Artemis. I have never heard about K5 in Prague but I was planning to go to Showpark as I don't want to deal with all the privats booking. Thanks again guys and I will definitely be writing up reports.I was at Showpark a few years I ago, there a few hot chicks there, I find the service less good (maybe things has changed now?).

K5relax is more expensive than Showpark. Service is better with many hot girls, you can select the girls from a photo catalog.

The club have nice theme rooms. Actually Prague has a FKK club in the center (Ve Sme&269; kách) , but don't go there it's a tourist-trap.

Artemis is for sure better than the clubs in Prague!

Pharisaer

02-29-12, 13:15

Probably you need to be a German with health insurance to get free STD test.You don't need to have an insurance card to get free STD test. They do ELISA or Determine test, usually you get the result in 15 mins or so. Maybe you need an IDCard if you like to get an attendance report.

What are you saying Pharisaer, the girls can "check-in to Artemis but never leave".As I told: some girls only are freelancers, some of them are under control by their pimps. They are not free to do what they want, even inside Artemis. Sufficient explanation?

Nille Copenhagen

02-29-12, 15:21

As I told: some girls only are freelancers, some of them are under control by their pimps. They are not free to do what they want, even inside Artemis. Sufficient explanation?I knew it! There is something fishy going on at Artemis even everything seems to be well run, pimping is illegal, too bad it happens anyway.

Sucker17

02-29-12, 20:20

I was at Showpark a few years I ago, there a few hot chicks there, I find the service less good (maybe things has changed now?)No, it hasn't changed I'm afraid. Many of the girls are very hot, but the problem is that I've only had "mechanical" sex-experiences there. However a Czech local guy told me that he (as a regular visitor to Showpark) manages to get excellent service from the girls. But I guess most of them just see us foreigners as "one-time" visitors and won't bother giving good service!

K5relax is more expensive than Showpark. Service is better with many hot girls, you can select the girls from a photo catalog.Yes BadinSweet, I failed to mention that the prices here are more equivalent to Berlin high-end bordellos. 30 min=90 euros and 1 hour=150 euros. You choose the girls from touchscreens at each table. It's a very honest management. Celebrities like Sting, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael Bay (director of Transformers etc) and Seann W. Scott (Stifler from American Pie!) have all been guests at K5. If you are looking for something cheaper, but with great service, I can recommend AAA Club.

www.aaa-club.net.

I won't get into details as this is not the correct thread. Send me a PM if you have specific questions!

The club have nice theme rooms. Actually Prague has a FKK club in the center (Ve Sme&269; kách) , but don't go there it's a tourist-trap.

Artemis is for sure better than the clubs in Prague!Yes, the theme rooms in K5 are really a great experience, I particularly love the "space room". And I can confirm that the FKK club in Ve Smeckach street is a trap. Not at all comparable to even the medium FKKs in Germany. And yes Artemis beats them' all LOL, or as a friend of mine said at his first visit to Artemis: "I am so sad!". Me: "What are you saying, why would you be sad?". - "Yes I am truly sad, because I've been to so many clubs in my life, and after this, all future visits to these or other clubs are gonna be a great disappointment!".

Pharisaer

02-29-12, 20:29

pimping is illegal, too bad it happens anyway.Agree. Thats it!

Homer96

03-03-12, 12:38

Hi Guys,

I need some advice from you experienced Artemis visitors.

You see I am planning to visit Artemis at the 10:th of March.

However I now noticed that this trade show will be at this weekend,

http://www.itb-berlin.de/en/

What do you think, will it be very crowded at Artemis that evening?

Maybe it is better to go very early.

This is my first post so be nice to me.

Rocketboy0

03-03-12, 19:00

You see I am planning to visit Artemis at the 10:th of March. ITB trade show will be on at this weekend,

What do you think, will it be very crowded at Artemis that evening? Maybe it is better to go very early.

This is my first post so be nice to me.Homer, the subject of Messe muschi mongering management has been covered a lot on the Forum. People really need to just read through it. I am being nice here. :rolleyes:

ITB ends on the 11th, most of the action will be during the week, when the travel agents, destination reps, and journalists are there. I imagine Thurs-Fri will be quite busy.

On Sat, it is more just a local Berlin tourist thing. Arts will be full but not super full. Just go around 5pm, see what's up with the day shift, make some choices about candidates by maybe 8 when night shift at full strength, and if the spirit moves you, get one good session in then. If it is to get really crowded, it will start doing so 930-10pm after people have had dinner. You will see rooms getting more full, waiting times longer. But I don't think it will be unbearable like the IFA in Sept. If you are there a little early, all will be fine, and the place might actually be full with a fair number of new, willing, fresh virgins.

IrishLad81

03-03-12, 22:55

Folks,

Just wondering on a typical Thursday / Friday and Saturday how many girls are in this club and many of this are in the 9 and 10 range.

Happy Fun Times

ZimmerBaby

03-04-12, 09:11

Folks,

Just wondering on a typical Thursday / Friday and Saturday how many girls are in this club and many of this are in the 9 and 10 range.

Happy Fun Times60-80 girls.

If you are lucky: 23 %

Rocketboy0

03-04-12, 11:11

Folks, Just wondering on a typical Thursday / Friday and Saturday how many girls are in this club and many of this are in the 9 and 10 range.I called the office, and here is the count. First number average number of girls, then 2nd 9s or 10s

THURS: 68:1.

FRI: 73:2.

SAT: 87:1 (one of the hot ones has to go to hospital, from previous Fri night).

So you don't have to worry about quantity. And the rating bit, obviously a hugely subjective matter of taste. Your 9s and 10s might be my 6s (highly likely).

And then there is the looks vs performance issue, optifick vs GFE, so what you even mean by it is a matter of taste.

I really wouldn't worry about all this. It won't be Dublin, but you will manage fine.

NewPlayer

03-04-12, 14:00

I called the office, and here is the count. First number average number of girls, then 2nd 9s or 10s

THURS: 68:1.

FRI: 73:2.

SAT: 87:1 (one of the hot ones has to go to hospital, from previous Fri night).

So you don't have to worry about quantity. And the rating bit, obviously a hugely subjective matter of taste. Your 9s and 10s might be my 6s (highly likely).

And then there is the looks vs performance issue, optifick vs GFE, so what you even mean by it is a matter of taste.

I really wouldn't worry about all this. It won't be Dublin, but you will manage fine.Lmao. I've been a lurker at this forum, but I just have to post a reply here. This is one of the funniest thread I've read.

Also, on a more serious note, does the girls charge extra if you come on their breasts or their belly? I know that at artemis, cim is 50 euro and cum on the face is also 50 euro, but what about come on their breasts?

Pharisaer

03-04-12, 17:43

Also, on a more serious note, does the girls charge extra if you come on their breasts or their belly? I know that at artemis, cim is 50 euro and cum on the face is also 50 euro, but what about come on their breasts?Some girls try to charge, some girls don't. IMHO you should not pay for cumming on her breasts. Ask before entering the stairway to heaven with her.

Lookoflove7

03-05-12, 23:58

Same flight, same hotel (10 minutes walk to Artemis) , same time, same girl!

You may be bored reading my reviews, but whatever that's my experience and I like to share with you.

So I arrived as usual around 17h (you met more girls at this time of the day: the day girls who are finishing their day, and the night one that beginning their). Mine is a night one.

I didn't have to wait to long to meet her, in the lobby she was preparing herself for her day (night I would say). Curvy air with some red color (but not that much). I used to see her with black or brown hair (and never see her blond, her natural color has she told me, I'm doubting now.). Pinky and sexy belt, orange shoes (very nice!). And everything else, look the same. That's my girl : Sheenya.

She is from Moldavia (but can pretend to come from Romania). Around 25 years old, at Artemis for 2/3 years, a regular girl (pictures in the website are genuine, but she was blond!).

She is my type : the perfect girl next door you would fuck every night and have a cup of tea I between. That's her. Perfect English and some knowledge of French ('Mon amour, voulez-vous coucher avec moi! '). And she so great at sex: blowjob skills are excellent, kisses 'à volonté' with tongue, every position accepted but you have to start slowly as her pussy is tiny. But then what a girl!

I just met her 4 time in two days! So you must feel how it feels with her. 100% pleasure, smile and happy faces.

NB: she has just given me a nickname 'Terminator' because I fuck like a sex machine.

LOL7

Rocketboy0

03-06-12, 14:13

NB: she has just given me a nickname 'Terminator' because I fuck like a sex machine.LOL7Well thanks for sharing. Is this a good thing, or a bad thing?

Nille Copenhagen

03-06-12, 16:20

Well thanks for sharing. Is this a good thing, or a bad thing?Normally, I'm not associating "Terminator" with sex, but with kills and death. Hasta la vista, baby.

Galazy

03-06-12, 21:07

Friday 2nd March

I arrived at the club around 15. 30. There was a good crowd and lots of beautiful women working the floor. I had a drink and looked for my first girl. I normally go for curvy blondes but when I was standing at the top of the stairs I spotted a stunning girl coming from the ladies changing room. I followed her into the bar and we had a nice chat before heading upstairs.

Mariana from Romania

About 5 foot tall, quite thin, long brown hair and small natural boobs. We had a great time together – she gave an amazing blow job; lots of eye contact and drool. After several positions I unloaded in dogdy position and then collapsed, panting onto the bed. A great start to the day and 60 euro well spent. Probable repeat.

I took a break before going for session 2. I was downstairs near the pool when I met my second girl:

Sarah from Spain

Sarah was more my usual type; big tits, loads of blonde hair and that real porn-star look. After a chat we headed into the downstairs kino to get things started. We did some nice kissing before she opened my robe and started on my cock. She sucked my like a champ and we soon headed into one of the curtained areas. A few more positions and I came for the second time while she grinded away on top of me. The sight of her glorious tits pushed me over the edge.

She is a beautiful girl (her picture is on the Artemis website) but for some reason this session was nothing special. A little bit mechanical and slightly rushed. I probably wouldn't go again.

After food and sleep it was time for round 3.

I was walking up the stairs towards the bar area when I saw a vision walking towards me. Tall and slender with dark skin and slightly red hair – I made eye-contact and was totally hooked. I said 'Hello, ' she said 'do you want to fuck? ' I said 'yes' and we went upstairs.

Adrianna (not 100% on the name) from Hungry

Another great session that started with a killer blow job. Every minute or so she'the take her mouth off my cock, spit onto it then get straight back to work. This turned me on in a major way. Condom went and we fucked like tigers until I came for the 3rd time that day. Great fun with a great girl. Tipped her 40 on top of 60 and she was worth every penny.

I had a rest and did a few circuits of the club looking for a spark to inspire me for session 4 but it didn't happen. So I decided to save my cash for my visit the next day.

Lookoflove7

03-06-12, 21:21

Well thanks for sharing. Is this a good thing, or a bad thing?Hey man,

I can't answer for her, just ask her on your next visit tio Artemis. I hope she wouldn't say that this is a bad thing.

LOL7

Lookoflove7

03-06-12, 21:22

Normally, I'm not associating "Terminator" with sex, but with kills and death. Hasta la vista, baby.I have never and would never harm any women in my life for sure! Just ask her please.

Granthree

03-07-12, 01:54

Hi,

Just wanted to say thanks for the reports! I'm going in a couple of weeks and I like the reports, they give me hope that I will also enjoy my self

Charlie 123

03-07-12, 14:18

Hi.

Hated the line-up. Lots of guys there in advance of the Messe but a shortage of women. I had another fabulous session with the lovely Mary from Hungary (see previous reports) , but the purpose of writing today was to report a pisspoor session I had with one of the new girls.

She is black, from Nigeria, mid 20's, medium build, calls herself 'Angel'. I had been on a fabulous run recently. At least 20 winning sessions in a row. Angel broke my lucky streak. She is utterly useless. Weak and clinical blowjob, disinterested and uninspiring fuck. Been 4 days at Artemis. This one won't last long. Just make sure you don't waste 60 Euros of your money on her in the meantime.

Avoid.

Best.

C

Galazy

03-08-12, 19:13

Saturday 3rd March

I hit the Artemis for the 2nd day last week. I went late and I was pretty tired so this wasn't going to be a big shag-fest for me. The club was quite busy when I arrived and after a few circuits I went for my first girl.

? From Spain

5 foot five, thin, blonde hair, massive fake tits and lots of tattoos but I can't remember her name! After a little chat we went upstairs. We had a good time and fucked in a few positions. I took the condom off kneeled on the bed and had her jerk me off with her expert hands. Good session but I was a little tired and I didn't really give my best. €60 – no problems.

I had food and sleep and went looking for my all time favourite Artemis girl Ciarra from Poland. Short blonde hair, great tits and big angel wings tattoo'the on her back. After a little while I spotted her sitting on one of the circular, curtained couches in the main bar. I walked over and said Hello, she smiled but said she the area was occupied. I asked her if she was available later and she said she didn't know. She was soon joined by a guy carrying a bottle of champagne and 2 glasses. They spent a few hours together. I was pretty disappointed but there's plenty more (naked) fish in the sea.

I took a stroll though the downstairs Kino where there was a pretty big crowd (10 girls. 10 or more guys) watching an energetic threesome happening in the back row. 2 really hot girls were really working on one lucky guy and there was a great atmosphere in the cinema. I was really turned on so I headed back to the main bar looking for girl 2. And that's were I met.

Bella from Cuba

I sat down next to this curvy, cutie in the bar and started up a conversation. She spoke very little English but we were able to understand each other. After a drink and a chat we went upstairs. There was about a 5 miute wait for a room but we had a nice time on the couch, kissing and stroking her face.

Once we hit the room we had a great session. She's about 5 foot tall, big fake tits and a few tattoos (most prominent is a Playboy bunny just about one of her tits).

She covered us both in oil and we had a wonderful time slipping all over each others body. After a while I had a great orgasm, paid her and tipped her. Great stuff.

That was it for me. I was wiped out and decided to go back to my hotel. My only regreat was not sessioning with Ciarra. Maybe next time.

Bearsk

03-09-12, 09:02

one of the hot ones has to go to hospital, from previous Fri nightSo it was the food wasn't it. Or someone fucked her nearly to death?

So you don't have to worry about quantity. And the rating bit, obviously a hugely subjective matter of taste. Your 9s and 10s might be my 6s (highly likely).I agree with you, but given that your taste is eclectic to say the least, you'd have to admit the score might be roughly the same but the selected 9+s different.

Rocketboy0

03-09-12, 12:32

So it was the food wasn't it. Or someone fucked her nearly to death?

I agree with you, but given that your taste is eclectic to say the least, you'd have to admit the score might be roughly the same but the selected 9+s different.B-now our poon Meister Angus would say these kind of remarks are trolling. But I know they are not, they are the legitimate concerns of a respected cuntaseur, and so I will treat them accordingly.

On the first, from what I heard, it was a combination, something about a cucumber.

On the second, while there is some truthiness to the observation that on extremely rare occasion I have been known to stray, it has been somewhat like when Gandhi slept with his various nieces. It has served only to reinforce my strong preference for slightly older, more than slightly curvy, modellesque facey women-folk. Above all else, she must have all her teeth, and the body must still be warm, no exceptions made.

But you sir, well, we know you follow the strong evolutionary tug to spread the seed far and wide.

Which reminds me (the thought, not you) of a House MD episode, in which the hero is asked by a recovering patient, when could she resume having sex?
Dr. House replied "well from an evolutionary standpoint, never." :rolleyes:

Lucknow

03-15-12, 02:26

Rocketboy0

03-15-12, 08:43

On my trip to Berlin, I will have a few hours in the AM. Around 11 AM to 1-2PM. I realize this is the opening time for Artemis. Is this time good to visit the place, in terms of girls and crowd (I don't want to be the only one there).Also, I don't see schedules or specialities girls offer at Artemis on the website. Is this available? ThanksL-Arts does not post any of this. You can call ahead to see who is on, or scheduled. How to manage timing has been discussed at book length on this forum. It is why the Forum exists. Scroll through it or do a search by terms.

ZimmerBaby

03-15-12, 13:41

On my trip to Berlin, I will have a few hours in the AM. Around 11 AM to 1-2PM. I realize this is the opening time for Artemis. Is this time good to visit the place, in terms of girls and crowd (I don't want to be the only one there).I presume you will find 15-20 girls. My experience with the dayshift is very good. The girls are fresh, clean and honest. Breakfast is nice too. Egg, bacon, orange juice and naked girls. It's one of the best places on Earth.

Hong Kong Boy

03-16-12, 01:41

DkMan

03-16-12, 08:09

Hi. Can I use my mobilephone in Artemis (SMS). I plan to stay

In Artemis perhaps 3-5 hours, but I might get some urgent emails that needs

My attention. I assume there are pockets in the bath robe.

Ravein2

03-16-12, 22:38

Hi. Can I use my mobilephone in Artemis (SMS). I plan to stay

In Artemis perhaps 3-5 hours, but I might get some urgent emails that needs

My attention. I assume there are pockets in the bath robe.Cellphones are a big no-no in Artemis, at least in the lounges / bars and rooms. Keep it in the locker and check it there from time to time instead.

I am not sure how strict the no-phone policy is enforced by management, but in respect of other guests', and the girls', privacy you should not try to bring the phone into the club.

Pharisaer

03-16-12, 22:38

Hi. Can I use my mobilephone in Artemis (SMS). I plan to stay

In Artemis perhaps 3-5 hours, but I might get some urgent emails that needs

My attention. I assume there are pockets in the bath robe.Cellphones are forbidden in Artemis. Store it in your locker. Don't store your cellphone in your bathrobe. But: you can check messages in mens changing room and entrance lobby. You'll find some black leather couches there, don't forget a towel to sit on it.

Lucknow

03-17-12, 21:27

Prepping for first time at Artemis coming up in a few weeks. So thanks for the advice in advance.

Are there any girls who offer CIM with swallow. I assume with CIM they usually spit.

I guess this would be extra over $50 if offered. If someone has experience, appreciate a clarification.

Also, looking to fulfill Natursekt fantasy (giving to her). Is this offered at Artemis. Looking at room pics, I don't see a setup that would allow it. Any experiences.

Thanks

Gustoomas

03-17-12, 22:25

Hi. Can I use my mobilephone in Artemis (SMS). I plan to stay

In Artemis perhaps 3-5 hours, but I might get some urgent emails that needs

My attention. I assume there are pockets in the bath robe.During my last visit few days ago, I was coming with ipad2 wifi+3G and I have had a bad surprise : No wifi available inside artemis; ipad and cell phone must stay in box also. That is a bad point for this club! It is not acceptable to spend 80 euros for the entrance and to stay without internet inside!

All the major clubs I go usualy in nrw (entrance 50 euros or less) have free wifi inside and it is possible to use ipad and cell phone inside.

Kvaser

03-18-12, 07:55

During my last visit few days ago, I was coming with ipad2 wifi+3G and I have had a bad surprise : No wifi available inside artemis; ipad and cell phone must stay in box also. That is a bad point for this club! It is not acceptable to spend 80 euros for the entrance and to stay without internet inside!

All the major clubs I go usualy in nrw (entrance 50 euros or less) have free wifi inside and it is possible to use ipad and cell phone inside.Are you serious? I thought ALL major clubs explicitly forbad guests to bring cell phones to the club as pretty much all modern phones nowadays have a camera installed. Artemis should be commended for their effort in trying to safeguard the privacy and anonymity of its guests, just so their faces don't end up on unwanted websites or blogs.

By the way everybody, what's the line-up like nowadays? I haven't been to Artemis in a long time but the last time I was there I found the mix of girls pleasantly diverse, both ethnically and in terms of age, height and so on. Some of the clubs in other parts of Germany are IMO staffed with too many Romanians and Bulgarians, but Artemis - as I remember it - had more blondes and girls from the northern and northeastern parts of Europe. Is this still the case at Artemis?

Rocketboy0

03-18-12, 11:52

Are you serious? I thought ALL major clubs explicitly forbad guests to bring cell phones to the club as pretty much all modern phones nowadays have a camera installed. Artemis should be commended for their effort in trying to safeguard the privacy and anonymity of its guests, just so their faces don't end up on unwanted websites or blogs.

By the way everybody, what's the line-up like nowadays? I haven't been to Artemis in a long time but the last time I was there I found the mix of girls pleasantly diverse, both ethnically and in terms of age, height and so on. Some of the clubs in other parts of Germany are IMO staffed with too many Romanians and Bulgarians, but Artemis. As I remember it. Had more blondes and girls from the northern and northeastern parts of Europe. Is this still the case at Artemis?On the Tech front, things are a little more flexible than reported. You can text sitting on the sofas right by the entrance, or by the small up the entrance stairs money / cell phone lockers as needed. It is also done (though technically not permitted) inside the men's changing room and since these are under video surveillance, obviously tolerated to a point. So as long as you don't make a big deal of it, as the privacy concerns are very real and have been a problem at many clubs, this is not a big deal. It does cost for out of D roaming. Artemis did have WiFi but some idiot used it to load a virus allegedly and it got on their network so it was shut down. There are plans to consider it in the new business center to be constructed at the side of the parking lot, sometime before 2050 A. D.

On the Ass front (ha ha) , there is a reasonably diverse selection always in a large club. Why people keep asking this is sort of understandable but a bit pointless. While things do vary by week, Messe schedules, holidays, alien abductions etc, on any evening Wed-Sat there are between 70-100 girls on of varied shapes and sizes. Surely most can find at least 1-5 to ring their bell. It is also possible, and Angus will back me on this (as we have both been through it), that once in a blue moon, there is a tiny chance that cupid may simply not strike. You have to then decide to either lower your standards, possibly risking a lousy session for both sides. Or you bravely bite the bullet, don't throw out more good money after bad, and just take that lonely walk out, un-gepopped. The chances of this happening are still quite small, but they are slightly greater on slower days/nights Sun-Tues. End of story.

Obviously all clubs have a vague geographic cluster bias, as who likes to travel long distances? And yes, poorer EU countries have perhaps higher representation in rich countries. Nevertheless, the line-up changes all the time; girl's hair colors change all the time; nationalities real, claimed and imagined change all the time. When some line is crossed that there are "too many" of one type, is very much a matter of taste. For me, looks, age, personality, behavior, and that olde mysterious chemistry trump nationality anytime. Again and hopefully for the final time, there are so many choices on the busier nights that it is simply not an issue worth worrying over.

Hessen Bub

03-18-12, 12:02

Oase: Cell phones allowed in garden, not allowed inside.

Palace, Paradise, World, Sharks: Cell phones not allowed anywhere.

Acapulco: Cell phones allowed everywhere.

GT, LR, VV: Cell phones allowed in the garden.

At all clubs you can find a place (usually close to the reception) where you can use a phone. At all clubs you can use your phone in the room, if you have signal.

HB

Lookoflove7

03-18-12, 22:15

Can you tell me which hotel you stay at? Thank-you!Hi HK boy,

Just click on google map and you will find a cosy hotel just 5-10 mn walk (depending on how fast you walk) on Halensee direction (going from Artemis, on the left side)? Forgive me if I don't give you the exact name as I sure they don't want that much publicity. Elsewhere, same direction and a little more far away, you have two nice and closed hotels by Kurfurstendamm and Karlsruher strabe. I used to go in one of the those tree. For my private life, I would not mention its name.

Are you really from HK? Do you know "Paris club" in HK? I used to go there. For fun.

LOL7

Hong Kong Boy

03-19-12, 00:37

Hi HK boy,

Just click on google map and you will find a cosy hotel just 5-10 mn walk (depending on how fast you walk) on Halensee direction (going from Artemis, on the left side)? Forgive me if I don't give you the exact name as I sure they don't want that much publicity. Elsewhere, same direction and a little more far away, you have two nice and closed hotels by Kurfurstendamm and Karlsruher strabe. I used to go in one of the those tree. For my private life, I would not mention its name.

Are you really from HK? Do you know "Paris club" in HK? I used to go there. For fun.

LOL7Thank-you! Yes I'm from HK. Paris club the one in Kowloon side, yes I been there. If you go back to HK give me a PM.

London Traveller

03-19-12, 01:32

Hi HK boy,

Just click on google map and you will find a cosy hotel just 5-10 mn walk (depending on how fast you walk) on Halensee direction (going from Artemis, on the left side)? Forgive me if I don't give you the exact name as I sure they don't want that much publicity. Elsewhere, same direction and a little more far away, you have two nice and closed hotels by Kurfurstendamm and Karlsruher strabe. I used to go in one of the those tree. For my private life, I would not mention its name.

Are you really from HK? Do you know "Paris club" in HK? I used to go there. For fun.

LOL7I find it hard to believe that a hotel doesn't want people to stay in it!

To save others some searching time, these hotels seem to be:

1) Kronprinz.

2) Hotel Ku'Damm 101 Berlin.

3) Aspria Hotel.

Both the Ku'Damm 101 and the Aspria look like comfortable places, but the Kronprinz isn't as highly rated as the other two are on Tripadvisor.

Granthree

03-19-12, 23:55

first of all, thanks for all the replies and help. it is nice of you to help me out.

i could not make an appointment to the tantra places, because i got up to late on sunday, feeling like shit after having been at salon pankow saturday night and then partying afterward. i only had that one day (sunday) left and had hang overs.

the friday had been fun. went out to eat with a friend. found a cool place called pane e vino, frederichstrasse 134 (vinera-berlin. de). ordered a main dish and a large bier, ate and drank, then ordered another main dish and large bier. surprised the waiter a bit! . best staff we ever met, the guy that served us was gay and had his doubt about us being a couple. funny guy, for a split second i thought that my mom, and many other people, might be right in thinking that i am gay. dropped that thought and we went out and partied instead, found some cool underground places and got really drunk on all those magnificent (and incredible cheap!) german biers. prost!

on saturday my friend left for home, and i had two days left alone. lazy day, i think i was up and out of the hotel at 3 or 4 in the afternoon. not used to a week of drinking.

something had to happen. thought about going to artemis to try it, but i was to tired.

somehow i ended up at salon pankow again. i had seen the girl called sera open the door a couple of days before and she had a porn look i couldn't forget.

when i arrived, she was not working. and eveline black was not either. she was a cute girl, and looked a lot better irl than on her pictures.

there were some super hot tall, slim brunette girl, and then a smaller girl called bianca. i went with bianca because she was cute and we had chemistry.

had a lot of fun with her, her body was damn fine! her face was fucking hot, she had perfected the squinty-eyes-porn-look. she kissed and bit my neck, and talked dirty. and we laughed a lot. have to get a girl like that as a girlfriend. perfect body and good humor.

well that was a sidestep. what i really wanted to tell you guys about is my trip to fkk-artemis. i am posting this in both berlin and fkk-artemis forums, because it contains a bit of both. i hope it is ok.

when i woke up sunday "morning" (as in 1 in the afternoon) i was feeling really old and tired. after salon pankow on saturday night, i had went out and got quite drunk. found out the same day that my brother had gotten married and they just sent me a text message (sms) to tell me. i felt left out and alone. getting drunk was my logical solution in this situation. i feel that is why alcohol was invented in the first place.

a week of drinking almost every night can be a bit hard, and added the sex i had and the mental barriers i had to get past, takes a heavy mark. i am also not 18 any more.

but anyway, i went to artemis in the evening around 8 or 9. was just to tired to go before that.

that place is crazy! i felt weird when i entered.

was handed an ugly bathrobe, almost the same color as the german taxis. wtf that it just really not sexy at all. why not white? some guy was sporting a green bathrobe? mega über pimp or how does he get that? i know it was just st. patrick's day, but whatever.

showered and felt really weird about having to put the bathrobe on one side of the wall and then walk naked to the shower, passing some of the people going to the wc and also people at the entrance and cleaning ladies. showered and took it slow, finding the rhythm of the place. i am always a bit scarred about new places, not wanting to do something wrong. so i just tried my best to fit in. after showering and applying personal hygiene products (some men was smelling like sweat, one particular guy could be smelled 3 meters away, heavy garlic smell. wtf guys take a shower and use a deodorant. its not so hard) i went out the the stairs to look around. a cute girl approached me in 10 seconds, asking if it was my first time. easy prey to spot! thought i had met what you call a shark, but she was just really friendly and informed me of the prices, and how everything worked. pointed me in the right directions and told me we could talk later. i never met up with her, but she had an honest and cute face.

went downstairs and worked out a bit, just to get the blood flow going, and went to the bar to get something to drink. a girl just swooped in under my radar, did not notice her coming from behind. it is weird, because i usually have that kind of personal radar out, like a protection. thought it maybe was a friend i did not know was there, because no girl has ever come and swung her arm around me, caressing me without me knowing it.

elsa, else or something in that way, from romania:

after reading a lot of the forum, i feel the romanian girls have a bad reputation and wondered if i should just keep away. but i was feeling a vibe from her, something genuine, if you can say that for a place like artemis.

when i asked her what her name was, and where she was from, she promptly told me her name and i could see her wait to think a bit, maybe about lying about being from spain or telling the truth about being from romania. i do not think there's anything wrong with being from a certain country. can you guys help me out why someone dislikes romanians?

she told me the truth, and made kind of a quirky smile. maybe because she never tells the truth and for once accidentally told the truth, like she almost surprised herself with the honesty. thinking back, it was probably because of that small thing, that i went with her to a room.

she could read me like an open book and asked if i was shy or very shy. .

i received a wonderful massage for about 30 minutes, on my back, arms and hands, she was good at it. talked about work, family etc. pillow talk is the best, and it is also an indication to me, that i need a girlfriend, or a therapist more, than i need a hooker. we talked about my brother getting married and me not being invited and feeling left out. it was nice sharing with someone, and made me feel better. it is easier being 100% honest with someone you know won't see again. that, and the massage, left me completely relaxed. long time since i had that feeling.

had sex for about 30 minutes after that. was so relaxed that i doubted i could get an erection but she just told me to lie on my back and relax, then she would do all the work.

her body was, as 80% of all girls at artemis, nice! 10% are not so nice, but not directly bad, and 10% are killer bodies, dream bodies or what you can call them.

she had natural breasts, just as i like them, and she was just a nice person.

tried the sauna afterward. only the 60 degrees and only for 5-10 minutes, with my eyes closed as i was afraid of drying out my contact lenses. quick shower, hygiene products used and down to the sofas underneath the stairs. two guys were there and i asked if it was ok to lay in the middle, with about 2 meters to each of the others. talked for what seems like hours with a german guy, but in english. he was giggling like a little school girl some times. i found it so fun, so i just asked him 'having fun? ' and when he answered, i felt like an asshole because it sounded like he could not speak english and now i had forced him to try, destroying his fun. and then i felt weird about asking, not sure if i had broken the etiquette. but he was really good at english, and we had an interesting mix of topics we discussed, from photography to being able to view directly up the vagina's of girls up on the stairs. only interrupted by girls trying to pick us up. it was weird having to say no thanks to beautiful women. i have never tried that before hehe. played the 'oh i just came, i have to wait a bit'. you guys would know that a sentence like that from me is a lie.

it was nice having someone to translate a bit for me. we were approached by women many times, and found it fun that some of the girls would just go up and try to go to a room immediately. was really cool talking to that guy, it made me relax more, and it was nice being underneath the stairs, as you could see a lot of things going on, and view how the girls tried picking up guys etc.

at one time, this blonde girl came up and offered us a threesome or foursome, however we wanted it. she had a sister at the club and they were willing to do a lesbian show and touch each other etc. sounds pretty kinky, but i would have my doubt that they're real sisters? anyway it sparked a lot of interest, just for the. science in it. but as i do not get turned on by watching more than 2 people have sex on film, i declined. she was damn pretty, but i was not turned on, was maybe to tired.

then i went to the bar because i had seen a couple of black girls earlier and i wanted to check them out. i love their skin color, it is so pretty. i am sorry but i can not remember her name, and there is no pictures of her on the website, but i found a really nice black girl. she was wearing a small white leather corset and had piercings in the naval and pussy, and a look-a-like piecing in the left nipple. as soon as i saw her, i knew i wanted her. asked her to go to a room within a minute of meeting her. her skin was so beautiful. i have never been with a black girl before and something about it just turned me on. she was from kenya and had a killer body. i was sporting a half mast when we walked up the stairs. she noticed it and we laughed a bit about it. it's difficult to hide a hard cock in those thin bathrobes. in the room she looked through her bag and at the bottom found a special condom, and she sat there weighing my dick in her hands and tried slapping her self with it, saying it was rare seeing a white guy with a dick as big as a banana! always fun to discus penis size with a girl, as long as she compares you with a black guy or saying its bigger than a banana, telling you it needs special condoms for big boys etc. her fingers / hand could not fit all the way around the shaft and she sat there playing with it for a bit. was pretty fun, and also nice.

could almost not enter her, as she is very tight. and what an incredible body, and the skin color and texture was so damn fine. not sure if the breasts is real or not, did not care as they felt nice.

tipped her €10 and she was very happy. after we both freshened up, i met her in the bar later when she came around, to give me a short back massage and we joked a little bit, and told me she was going with a friend to the downstairs kino and that i maybe should try to check out.

even though i did not come, nobody can take away that visual image i have imprinted in my mind. my white and her black body was just such a nice visual.

by the way, it is an insane amount of towels that get used at artemis. and also the water usage must be going through the roof. four times i came into an area with a shower just going on, full power, with nobody around. fucking idiots, people that just let it run. i really have no respect for that.

i needed a break and also just thought that i was done for the day, so i went and bought a €10 chip in the entrance. why it is so expensive, i do not understand. €10 is crazy, and even €5 seems expensive compared to other places in berlin. restaurant prices are usually below €4.

but it felt me more relaxed, and self confident, just that single one beer. went to the sauna again and took a quick shower, just waiting for the time to be 04:00 so i could catch a train back home. another girl came swooping in, took my feet away from under me. or just made me fucking horny. she knew what bottons to push!

her hairstyle also helped, looked like something victoria beckham (google posh haircut) and was pretty damn hot. always liked that hairstyle. can't even remember her name. hungarian. 30 year old. not supermodel pretty in the face, like some of the other girls, but she seemed genuine and was a champion at holding eye contact and making me feel important.

i said that i was very tired and doubted i could even get it up, and her response was to tell me that we should go to the kino and watch a movie for 15-20 minutes while kissing and her giving me a slow blow job, and see if it worked out. the way she said if, and held eye contact with me, was über hot. took me in the hand and led me down into the kino. i think there is 4 rows of sofas, the 2 last ones were filled with guys+girls, so we took the one next closest to the screen. i could hear the guys behind me getting some sloppy head, slurping sounds all over. and in a room down there, someone was having sex. i did not give a fuck, and just focused on the girl. she was nice, we sat there, her with a leg crossing over one of my legs, kissing me, looking into each others eyes and her giving me a 'slow blowjob', which she was very good at. i became hard as a rock in a short time, and she kept blowing me. i did not even give a fuck about the guys behind me getting a show. we went to the room just next to the screen, and i could see that she was in doubt what to do with my cock. her earlier talk about anal sex being amazing, and offering it to me, was not being offered any more (it was also too expensive at €100, can not understand why anal sex is so expensive at artemis, at salon pankow it was €40 as far as i remember, even though none of the ones i met at s. p. wanted to do the deed, which i am ok with). we laid down and she kept on giving me a combined hj / bj which felt great, and we kept on kissing. long story short, i came in her mouth.

felt fucking good.

not only because of cumming, but because i finally could!

thanks heineken, and thanks rocketboy for giving the advice about trying alcohol to loose up.

thanks to the banks in my home country doing an update from 04:00 to 05:00 i could not get more money from the ec atm so i had to stop there. maybe for the best, like stopping while having 'success' instead of having a 'bad' experience again. not that i regret anything i have done at all, or not being able to finnish. i've had a great time and i have spent more money on my motorcycle getting a lot less than i had gotten here.

there were a turkish girl, really petite and small, wearing some red things, not a bra, but above the breasts. and also a blonde girl with s small frame and a really hot face, almost a little provocative, as i left, i figured out i really wanted to fuck them. well that is how it goes. .

almost missed my plane today. i came back to my hotel monday morning at around 5:45 in the morning, had to be at the airport at around 11 hah. and had to pack also. .

haha oh and thanks, if you actually read all my text. don't know if it is interesting or not. heh comment.

Member #4243

03-20-12, 00:50

I will be hitting artemis again soon after being there once before in 2008. Excited? Of course! Would like some info on a couple of things; 1) will I find a significant number of babes in the 18-22 age range as in oase for eg or does artemis enforce an age cap like palace of 21 and over only? 2) have read the lineup is more varied at artemis than at say oase which is mainly Romanian. Will I find a larger number of blonde blue eyed baltic types at artemis than in a typical hessen club like oase partly due to geographic location?

Many thanks

Rocketboy0

03-20-12, 08:40

Rocketboy0

03-20-12, 08:55

First of all, thanks for all the replies and help. .Not only because of cumming, but because I finally could!Quite the project you had. Glad it somehow worked out. When I see the bender you were on all week, not really a wonder you were in such a state. But in the end, Mission Accomplished.

Granthree

03-20-12, 09:55

Quite the project you had. Glad it somehow worked out. When I see the bender you were on all week, not really a wonder you were in such a state. But in the end, Mission Accomplished.It is only money. .

I have always been a shamed of my body, being overweight. Since I was 15, I have not been at the public swim, etc. I recently lost 20 kg and I am feeling slightly better about myself.

So I guess were I am going is, that my self esteem probably has been a factor in all this. So even though some people reading my posts may think that I did waste a lot of money on "nothing" because I did not cum, that is not how I see it. I have overcome a fear of being naked with other people and I had fun in the process. And the girls were really sweet, I actually don't have a bad experience with some of them being angry / bored / seeming like they did not like me.

Cackykekks

03-20-12, 23:32

Sucker17

03-21-12, 00:22

Hi Artemis lovers,

I will be visiting for the first time this weekend, and wanted to ask a few questions before hand.

1. Are all the women actually in the nude walking around, or clothed?

2. Do you have to wear under wear under your robe, as in the Rio's termas?

3. Can you relax / take a nap by the pool areas etc with your kit on, or is it tackle out in these areas? Would not want to fall asleep in a 'public' place with a semi on!

4. Have looked at some of the recent photos on their website, and some of the forum users recommendations, (but will probably fuck the first thing that comes up to me!) ,

Has anyone tried and can recommend the following girls Heather, Conny? They look realy hot.

5. Do most girls expect extra for anal? I would rather it just happen for free, but let's be realistic.1. Yes naked, except when they wear lingerie at "dessous tag". Wednesdays.

2. This was my question as well before my first visit at FKKs. You don't wear any underwear under your robe.

3. Yes, no problem to relax, but you could be hassled by certain girls from time to time.

4. Nope, but then again I am not very familiar with Artemis girls.

5. YEEEES. Nothing is for free, and definitely not Anal in any FKK. At Artemis it means that it would add 100 euros to your bill.

Vostro000

03-21-12, 00:46

Just wondering do any of the girls have tongue piercings?

Lorenzo

03-21-12, 02:14

2. Do you have to wear under wear under your robe, as in the Rio's termas?You do NOT have to wear underwear under your robe in Rio's termas-I certainly never have-and you don't in FKKs.

Kimino

03-21-12, 04:24

4. Have looked at some of the recent photos on their website, and some of the forum users recommendations, (but will probably fuck the first thing that comes up to me!) ,

Has anyone tried and can recommend the following girls Heather, Conny? They look realy hot.Just hope the right receptionist is working when you go then. Ahaha.

Thumbs up for Conny, although her name is nowhere near the top of my list.

Have fun!

Kimino

Angus Magee

03-21-12, 12:18

JThumbs up for Conny, although her name is nowhere near the top of my list.Conny used to a excellent choice. My last contact with her though was rather curtailed as she refused to spend even 5 minutes talking before we were to go to the room. So I pulled the plug and bailed on the session.

What to say? I think she can perform rather well, great sloppy blow job and responsive, but she has been there a while and has hardened somewhat I feel. All I can say is try talking to her first and be prepared to bail if she gives you attitude. She is a pretty girl and before the boob job was exactly my type.

AM

Granthree

03-21-12, 12:31

Hi Artemis lovers,

I will be visiting for the first time this weekend, and wanted to ask a few questions before hand.

1. Are all the women actually in the nude walking around, or clothed?

2. Do you have to wear under wear under your robe, as in the Rio's termas?

3. Can you relax / take a nap by the pool areas etc with your kit on, or is it tackle out in these areas? Would not want to fall asleep in a 'public' place with a semi on!

4. Have looked at some of the recent photos on their website, and some of the forum users recommendations, (but will probably fuck the first thing that comes up to me!) ,

Has anyone tried and can recommend the following girls Heather, Conny? They look realy hot.

5. Do most girls expect extra for anal? I would rather it just happen for free, but let's be realistic.1: On weddensdays the girls wear sexy lingerie. Otherwise they are naked. Some wear corsets, small net things etc. But you can see their bodies without any problems.

2: I did not wear anything under the bathrobe. When I was laying on the downstairs sofa thing, some girls came up and talked to me and the guy I was talking to. Somehow it ended up with a girl checking out my dick because I told her I was tired and only could manage half an erection (was a lie, just did not want to go with her heh). Was quite fun and weird just having a girl check out your junk. Did only happen because I let it happen, no need to be afraid!

3: I relaxed quite a bit. Some girls walks by and teases you.

4: None of the three girls I spent time with is featured on the website. The two girls I wanted to try, but didn't come around too, is also not featured on any pics.

Kurre

03-21-12, 13:58

After a six month wait I finally had a chance to make a quick visit to Artemis. Only 5 hours spent, but managed three pops.

At 11 am the place was winding up: clients and girls arriving, food being put out. Made eyes with a foxy Dominican girls while eating but got some sharkish vibes later. I talked to Tracy from Germany. She was nice enough, but we just didn't click. Awkward silences and so forth, very unusual. Finally got talked over by Leslie, a German provider with pretty convincing BBBJ skills (BBBJ with CIM: 110 euros). Other than the BBBJ, quite lame: boobs were offered, pecks on the lips and that was it. Pushed hard for a CIM (which she got: "Come on, baby, it is only 50 euros, not 500!"). Over in 10 minutes.

I got squeezed in between Nikol (Czech R.) and Sharon (Hungary) in the bar. We all had a nice chat, I but ended up going to the room with Nikol, who is a tallish blond, curvy enough with beautiful small breasts. A true optifick if you need one. No true DFK but decent kissing (BBBJ. 69, doggie: 60 euros). Will repeat.

Straight after I got approached by Ella and I just couldn't go so soon after the last pop. About 30 mins later I went looking for her, but in vain. Instead, I ran into Pearl, originally from Ghana with whom I spent a long time at the bar just talking, sharing experiences of West Africa. In the room, probably the best GFE / PSE mix in my life: totally uninhibited exchange of fluids (excluding bareback intercourse) and lots of effort from her side. Spent 80 minutes with her (multiple positions 170 euros). If the money is not the issue, I highly recommend this intelligent girl. Will repeat for a longer session. I have a feeling that with a short session she might be potential upseller.

One dark EE girl, who had extraordinarily beautiful oval face caught my fancy. We kept circling each other the whole day, but when we finally talked she just said: "Lets go to room!". I asked for her name, but she said she would tell it in the room. End of deal. Shame, since I would have probably went for fourth session with her. Ended up leaving the place with a tad more spent than I had budgeted.

I left a small luggage at the reception to be held during my visit. Great service!

Next stop Oase.

BigBad

03-21-12, 15:54

BigBad

03-21-12, 15:57

Conny used to a excellent choice. My last contact with her though was rather curtailed as she refused to spend even 5 minutes talking before we were to go to the room. So I pulled the plug and bailed on the session.

What to say? I think she can perform rather well, great sloppy blow job and responsive, but she has been there a while and has hardened somewhat I feel. All I can say is try talking to her first and be prepared to bail if she gives you attitude. She is a pretty girl and before the boob job was exactly my type.

AMIs there a Conny and also a Coni? I have last been to Artemis about 1 year ago and sessioned a couple of times with Coni (one in pics with Siana on the website) and had a fabulous time. I believe I also saw pics on the website with another named Conny so just want to see if there is a difference. I will be at Artemis next week (looking forward to it!) and was hoping to session with Coni again. However, if you are referring to the same I will be more cautious.

Granthree

03-21-12, 18:08

One question for any regular of Artemis. If you session with 2 girls and you happen to be DFK with one and the other is performing a BJ and you CIM with her then what will the cost of a 30-minute session be? I know it would be 60 Euro for each girl for the 30 minutes and additional 60 Euro for the CIM. Do you pay both girls the additional 60 Euro or only the one you had CIM with? I'm wondering if the session would be 180 or 240 Euro. I want to make sure I know the proper etiquette before entering into such a session.

Thanks for any info!CIM is 50 euro.

My guess is the price will be 2x €60 for 2x 30min, and €50 to the girl taking the load. But you might never know.

One good thing is, that you can talk with the girls! They are quite open about discussing such things before entering the room.

Angus Magee

03-21-12, 20:17

Is there a Conny and also a Coni? I have last been to Artemis about 1 year ago and sessioned a couple of times with Coni (one in pics with Siana on the website) and had a fabulous time. I believe I also saw pics on the website with another named Conny so just want to see if there is a difference. I will be at Artemis next week (looking forward to it!) and was hoping to session with Coni again. However, if you are referring to the same I will be more cautious.I am not 100% sure but I think that Conny and Conni are two different girls. In fact the one I refer to is Conni (not Conny as I wrote in my post) from Bulgaria. Please do not take my post as a condemnation of the girl. She may well be a great session for you. I would just advise a bit of caution as the past couple of time I spoke with her we really did not seem to hit it off. But my sessions with her, all 2-3 years back, were quite good.

One question for any regular of Artemis. If you session with 2 girls and you happen to be DFK with one and the other is performing a BJ and you CIM with her then what will the cost of a 30-minute session be? I know it would be 60 Euro for each girl for the 30 minutes and additional 60 Euro for the CIM. Do you pay both girls the additional 60 Euro or only the one you had CIM with? I'm wondering if the session would be 180 or 240 Euro. I want to make sure I know the proper etiquette before entering into such a session.

Thanks for any info!

A 1/2 session with two girls, no "lesbi" show but cumming in one girl's mouth should cost 60 + 60 + 50(cim). Only if the girls share your prize should you be charged 50 per girl. That is, whoever gets your jamba juice in the mouth wins.

AM

Toscana

03-21-12, 21:56

Just hope the right receptionist is working when you go then. Ahaha.So funny! I guess I've seen everything, but to be a witness next in the queue.

BigBad

03-22-12, 02:04

I am not 100% sure but I think that Conny and Conni are two different girls. In fact the one I refer to is Conni (not Conny as I wrote in my post) from Bulgaria. Please do not take my post as a condemnation of the girl. She may well be a great session for you. I would just advise a bit of caution as the past couple of time I spoke with her we really did not seem to hit it off. But my sessions with her, all 2-3 years back, were quite good.

A 1/2 session with two girls, no "lesbi" show but cumming in one girl's mouth should cost 60 + 60 + 50 (cim). Only if the girls share your prize should you be charged 50 per girl. That is, whoever gets your jamba juice in the mouth wins.

AMThanks Angus and Granthee on your replies. I figured that was the case on the price of the session but just wanted to be sure. Thanks also for the heads-up on Coni. I will be sure to talk to her before jumping into a session. I agree my sessions with her were very good but I suppose after doing this for a while attitudes can change.

BigBad

03-22-12, 03:45

I am not 100% sure but I think that Conny and Conni are two different girls. In fact the one I refer to is Conni (not Conny as I wrote in my post) from Bulgaria. Please do not take my post as a condemnation of the girl. She may well be a great session for you. I would just advise a bit of caution as the past couple of time I spoke with her we really did not seem to hit it off. But my sessions with her, all 2-3 years back, were quite good.

A 1/2 session with two girls, no "lesbi" show but cumming in one girl's mouth should cost 60 + 60 + 50 (cim). Only if the girls share your prize should you be charged 50 per girl. That is, whoever gets your jamba juice in the mouth wins.

AMAngus,

Do you have any other personal favorites you would recommend at Artemis?

Thanks!

Kimino

03-22-12, 09:52

Visited Art with Charlie123, great time.

First, Conni (the bulgarian) wasn't there, or didn't see her.

We arrived early, around 14:00, we were planning to have a couple of girls then go eat, visit Monrouge and then go back.

At 14:00 the place was full of girls, around 50 I was told by a girl. Very good lineup and quite strange for that time of the day. Very few men around.

Place always great, new water controllers in the shoewrs, at last.

Finally went with Jane, tall, very goodlooking blonde, always sitting at the bar. German from Hamburg. I always avoided her because I thought she was an ice queen but she isn't. We didn't actually click but she is a great girl, great performer and I recommend. Making ipothesis on girls attitude based on the look has proven once more to be complete bs. 1hr + cim.

Then I had great fun with Paulina. Very tall, black hair, bop haircut, very exciting lingerie, stockings. Polish. One of those technically plain vanilla. 60 euro sessions, where you really get the feeling it was for free. A super great session, good sex from start to end with a joyful and extremely good looking girl. I absolutely enjoyed that and recommend the girl.

Food at Hasir, called up Monrouge, found out that all the talents we were interested in were either in vacation or gone so back to Artemis around 21:00 I think.

More girls around and more men. Only stayed there until 1:30.

Don't remember the name but went with a good looking girl from Koln. Long black hair, quite robust, sweet. Very very good at BJ. I don't remember how we ended inthe room, still it was ok. Couldn't come in any way and stopped the session just before the hour ended. A bad headache spoiled the thing a bit.

Before leaving, a girl named Alyssa. Not an optiflick but was wearing a very sexy dress that convinced me to try her. Good 30min session, wouldn't kiss though because "that's a private thing I keep for my boy". Fuck, why don't you keep anal like some do. Ahahah.

Anyway a sweet girl.

Today I might drop in at Erlebniswohnung at the gang bang thing just to see how it is, and probably rush out in dusgust after 5 min. Some of the girls on the site look real hot. Not sure.

Later on I'll definitely go back to Art to spend the night.

Ciao.

Kimino

ZimmerBaby

03-22-12, 14:45

Today I might drop in at Erlebniswohnung at the gang bang thing just to see how it is, and probably rush out in dusgust after 5 min. Some of the girls on the site look real hot.Before you run like hell; try the awesome marinated fried chicken breasts. Close your eyes and Mmmmmm, let the juicy little dismembered bird remind you of the good things in life. Enjoy! .

Rocketboy0

03-22-12, 20:25

Before you run like hell; try the awesome marinated fried chicken breasts. Close your eyes and Mmmmmm, let the juicy little dismembered bird remind you of the good things in life. Enjoy! .I dunno. Gang bangs are one thing, but sex with cooked food? Anyway, my money is on the Special Ops team actually chickening out.

Toscana

03-22-12, 21:00

Finally went with Jane, tall, very goodlooking blonde, always sitting at the bar. German from Hamburg. I always avoided her because I thought she was an ice queen but she isn't. We didn't actually click but she is a great girl, great performer and I recommend. Making ipothesis on girls attitude based on the look has proven once more to be complete bs. 1hr + cim.I never avoided her based on her looks or attitude, but because she didn't kiss. Does she do it now? I agree she's hot.

Thanks for the report.

Woof Woof

03-22-12, 21:54

Don't remember the name but went with a good looking girl from Koln. Long black hair, quite robust, sweet. Very very good at BJ. I don't remember how we ended inthe room, still it was ok. Couldn't come in any way and stopped the session just before the hour ended. A bad headache spoiled the thing a bit.That would be Svenja (. De). She's a gem. Too bad about your experience.

Woof Woof

03-22-12, 21:58

I never avoided her based on her looks or attitude, but because she didn't kiss. Does she do it now? I agree she's hot.I can confirm that she still doesn't kiss, not even LFK. The great thing about Artemis though is that there is no shortage of drop-dead gorgeous blondes who do kiss.

Nille Copenhagen

03-22-12, 22:56

Member #4243

03-23-12, 04:02

It is highly unlikely that I will find a scandanavian contingent present at artemis. Which is a shame as I have a lapland girl fantasy that I still have never lived out. I mean it scandananvian girls are incredible and yes I have seen you on the denmark forum and read about the ridiculously high rates the pigerne charge. I am sure you will not be surprised to learn that I have also scoured the norway and swedish forums only to find out to my dismay there is no action there LOL. Maybe one day the angels above will bless us with a true scandanavian fkk full of true nordic nude babes! LOL until that day we will have to suffer at the likes of oase and artemis and similar. LOL.

Granthree

03-23-12, 11:00

Hehe Mohab, Nille was being sarcastic about the scandinavian girls. Guess that it may be a Danish thing, as I understood it instantly.

You won't find an FKK in Sweden as prostitution is illegal. And Norway, the prices would just be deathly! Norway is so expensive, it's not even fun. Tried to buy a 25ml juice brick on a gas-station. Price €3, 75.

Things are soo expensive in Norway. I would think a 30min session would cost €200-250, no bs, I think that would be a realistic the price.

And in Denmark, the FKK model is not legal. Prostitution is legal, but only under certain sircumstanses.

I would love to have a FKK here though. It was good fun, being at Artemis. .

It is highly unlikely that I will find a scandanavian contingent present at artemis. Which is a shame as I have a lapland girl fantasy that I still have never lived out. I mean it scandananvian girls are incredible and yes I have seen you on the denmark forum and read about the ridiculously high rates the pigerne charge. I am sure you will not be surprised to learn that I have also scoured the norway and swedish forums only to find out to my dismay there is no action there LOL. Maybe one day the angels above will bless us with a true scandanavian fkk full of true nordic nude babes! LOL until that day we will have to suffer at the likes of oase and artemis and similar. LOL.

Kimino

03-23-12, 11:03

I never avoided her based on her looks or attitude, but because she didn't kiss. Does she do it now? I agree she's hot.

Thanks for the report.Hi Toscana!

No she doesn't, at least with me. And I agree this is a big turn off.

Ciao.

Kimino

Kimino

03-23-12, 11:25

After spending some time drinking coffee and chatting in a nice bar with Angus and Rocketboy, we (Charlie and I) decided to skip the gang bang thing for this round and went back at Artemis.

Again the lineup was great, many many girls, a lot of new faces, quite a few of the ones I know missing.

Nothing special to report. On this day I ended up going with girls that I aready knew.

Laura, from Hamburg. I skipped her the day before even though I remembered her being absolutely special.

Long black hair. Extremely hot, you can get a real GFE from her if you click.

Then Natalia, Polish. Also recommended.

Brigitta form Budapest. Such a nice girl.

Around 3 am, I decided to close the game with Clara, or Carla, I never remember. The super goodloking girl, black long hair, black eyes, could say milfy in the best of it's meaning. Usual great session.

But she told me she is leaving, actually quitting the job. At April. Wish her all the best!

So this was it for the tour. Thanks Charlie for the great time spent together, once more.

Ciao.

Kimino

Kurre

03-24-12, 01:15

I have a lapland girl fantasy that I still have never lived out. I mean it scandananvian girls are incredible.Sorry to destroy your fantasy, Mohab, but original Lapps are an Arctic indigenous people who are darkhaired and shorter than your average Scandinavians. I agree with you that an FKK full of Swedish Abba blondes (were talking about Agnetha here) would be a great thing but in order for that to happen we have to wait for the Swedish krona to crash. Meanwhile, the German blondes at Artemis have to suffice.

One way to go would be hire a blonde escort from Latvia or Estonia and fly to Kiruna, Rovaniemi or Narvik and by some Lapland props. Would that do the trick?

With all respect,

K

Rocketboy0

03-24-12, 10:24

Went to the Love Bahnhoff for first time in many many weeks. Despite glowing field reports from Team KC & The Sunshine Band (aka Kimino and Charlie123) I have to confess being underwhelmed. A good number (maybe 10) of new youngish recruits but unfortunately not RBs type. It was actually a quiet night, and while a fair bit of the usuals were away, the atmosphere was one of a nice quiet buzz, rooms plentiful, all of which I thought boded well for things to cum. Went with tried and true Brigitta, the tatted, busty, young blond of Budapest, who for my tastes is probably the hottest woman in residence at the mo.

With refractory interval and dinner (not bad salmon and spinach, and I guess for visiting guests from Klingon, cheese glazed pineapple-covered turkey breasts) behind me, I then went with shapely, dark-haired Slovakian Erika, who proved the old saw that ignorance is bliss. In the room, with the clock ticking, I had the kinky, stupid idea to ask how things were going. Even while giving a massage, I then had to listen for a good 10 min about how exhausted she was from 23 non-stop days of work to pay for her insane combination of house-remodeling and cosmetic surgery. Notice the common theme there.

Now as every good courtesan knows, if there is one way to turn a man on, to build his desire to a fevered pitch, it is to describe in "exscrewshiating" detail both her reasoning and her choices of furniture and colours in kitchen-remodeling. I guess it could have been worse, perhaps shoe shopping stories. I think both techniques are used in detention cells in Guantanamo, now that water-boarding is so out of fashion.

So I got at no extra charge a brief look through one of the darker windows at Artemis, how some girls put themselves under huge financial pressure for more than dubious reasons. I felt like an ATM with a boner. I asked afterwards why would she do this to a sort of "buddy", and she replied helpfully, "well what you need to do is get me on my first couple of days here, before lots of customers, when I am still fresh". I guess sleeping is out until I find the Artemis 'Tute Arrival Alert App. We still managed to cram in some very perfunctory sex, but all in all, a lot of nothing, our undying love now over, and she is off the list.

I increasingly believe men and women inhabit distinct parallel universes, that are connected only via their genitals. It gives new meaning to the concept of wormholes.

But, the astounding news (which shows what a slow night it was for me) is that there were 2 parked serious earth movers which had clearly already moved serious amounts of earth out of the side area off the kitchen and parking lot. So the new wing & pool area is finally underway. I know who could be put in charge of the decorating.

Rocketboy0

03-24-12, 11:33

The time out guillotine came down before I could end with this.

I do have a Forum question.

There is a strange Arts girl who I find, despite my best efforts not to, hot. She is very thin, tallish, massive tattoos on her back, very full, engineered but very well done naturally shaped breasts, kind of an upturned nose, hangs out all the time with a similarly engineered dark long- haired girl, often on the couches behind the parking lot side of the upstairs bar. The blond has alternated between long curled scarey red hair, then streaked long curled blond, last night straight blond. Not that I have spent a lot of time ah um looking...

She moves very nervously all the time, and actually I rarely see her heading off with men, just chatting endlessly with her friend. I have always been put off by the odd vibes but she said hi last night and I briefly wavered.

I think her name is C something like Charlotte or Carolina. Anyone know her, been with her, and lived to tell the tale?

Sucker17

03-24-12, 14:05

Hehe Mohab, Nille was being sarcastic about the scandinavian girls. Guess that it may be a Danish thing, as I understood it instantly.

You won't find an FKK in Sweden as prostitution is illegal. And Norway, the prices would just be deathly! Norway is so expensive, it's not even fun. Tried to buy a 25ml juice brick on a gas-station. Price €3, 75.

Things are soo expensive in Norway. I would think a 30min session would cost €200-250, no bs, I think that would be a realistic the price.

And in Denmark, the FKK model is not legal. Prostitution is legal, but only under certain sircumstanses.

I would love to have a FKK here though. It was good fun, being at Artemis. .Haha Granthree, only thing more expensive in Norway than juice or water at a gas-station would be the petrol / diesel itself. So "nice" to know that Norway's got the highest petrolprices in Europe (maybe even the world) and at the same time Norway is the second biggest oil-exporter in the world! How weird is it to see that 80% of the price is state taxes! Only possible in Norway! I am so happy that there is no FKK in Norway. First of all, it would not be possible because buying sex is illegal (prostitution is in fact legal, but who cares when no one can buy your services) , and secondly I would've changed my handle to "Always broke" as the prices would be exorbitant! A simple lapdance in one of the strip clubs in Oslo would cost you 130 euros, and you won't even get to touch the girl! I have never understood the guys that willingly pay thousands of norwegian kroner at clubs and never get anything more than a kiss on the cheek from the many Baltic girls that has invaded the strip clubs. Don't even expect to find blond Scandinavian girls if that's your thing! BTW - sorry for this comment which is not in its correct thread, just had to put it here.

Nille Copenhagen

03-24-12, 16:18

Haha Granthree, only thing more expensive in Norway than juice or water at a gas-station would be the petrol / diesel itself. So "nice" to know that Norway's got the highest petrolprices in Europe (maybe even the world) and at the same time Norway is the second biggest oil-exporter in the world! How weird is it to see that 80% of the price is state taxes! Only possible in Norway! I am so happy that there is no FKK in Norway. First of all, it would not be possible because buying sex is illegal (prostitution is in fact legal, but who cares when no one can buy your services) , and secondly I would've changed my handle to "Always broke" as the prices would be exorbitant! A simple lapdance in one of the strip clubs in Oslo would cost you 130 euros, and you won't even get to touch the girl! I have never understood the guys that willingly pay thousands of norwegian kroner at clubs and never get anything more than a kiss on the cheek from the many Baltic girls that has invaded the strip clubs. Don't even expect to find blond Scandinavian girls if that's your thing! BTW - sorry for this comment which is not in its correct thread, just had to put it here.130€ for a lapdance that's crazy, how about drinks.

So you should spread the words about FKKs and maybe arrange weekly tours to let's say Artemis.

Sucker17

03-24-12, 23:43

130€ for a lapdance that's crazy, how about drinks.

So you should spread the words about FKKs and maybe arrange weekly tours to let's say Artemis.Luckily I've only been in Oslo's stripclubs accompanied by business partner (that paid for everything) so I'm not so sure about the price of drinks. I recall however that 0, 4 l. Beer at one of the clubs was 10 euros, but that was 3 years ago.

You would be surprised, but even some of my mongerfriends have a hard time believing me. They still think that RLD in Amsterdam and nightclubs in Prague are the greatest of all things. Well, actually I'm just happy that not too many people know about the FKKs in Germany.

Nille Copenhagen

03-25-12, 00:25

You would be surprised, but even some of my mongerfriends have a hard time believing me. Well, actually I'm just happy that not too many people know about the FKKs in Germany.Yes it's hard to believe that you are surrounded by beautiful naked women and they all want your dick.

I think every man deserve a FKK club visit before he dies, then he can leave the earth with a smile.

PussyLiccker

03-25-12, 06:28

My experience with Artemis is very positive. Usually, it takes multiple visits to a club to become more relaxed with a club that I've never been to. That is not so with Artemis. The reason is because the girls at Artemis does not make you feel like you need to quickly choose and go to the room right away. They don't seem to give you the negative vibe if you talk to them, if you don't decide to go to the room with them. Unlike the Palace, the club area is very relaxing because of this vibe. I can sit around the club area, enjoy being around the beautiful girls without feeling like I'm forced to go to the room at all times. For some reason, no matter how many times I go to the Palace, I have never gotten to the point of being calm and relaxed at the club. I think it's because of the fear of girl's bad attitudes from many negative experiences I've had. At Artemis, I can take my time, and talk to each girl that I'm interested in, and know that they won't give you the nasty look or attitude if you do not choose to go to the room with them. From my experience, Artemis girls have a very smooth way of convincing you to go to the room with them, and I think they know how to do it to not instill fear on the men, but get them aroused in a very relaxing way. Which is how it should be done, unlike the Palace girls, who are too pushy and I believe many of the girls are arrogant too (the ones that I've been with). When I visited Artemis, the place reminded me of the Palace, and didn't quite feel so relaxed at first, but after meeting the many nice girls there, I became comfortable very quickly. Artemis is very comparable to Oase, which is my favorite club.

Granthree

03-25-12, 10:41

Went to the Love Bahnhoff [CUT]. I know who could be put in charge of the decorating.Hahah thanks man for making me laugh. You are a good writer, many fun things among your text.

Sucker17

03-25-12, 11:28

Yes it's hard to believe that you are surrounded by beautiful naked women and they all want your dick.

I think every man deserve a FKK club visit before he dies, then he can leave the earth with a smile.True enough, I recall reading about an episode that happened in one of the FKKs, I believe it was in Frankfurt. It was a guy that was about 70 years old, and he got a heart attack and died at the club. Yes I know it's a tragic episode for those involved, but I can't think of a better way way to leave this world.