FKK Artemis - Berlin

[WarmStone25]

c'mon, you can not just drop this nugget with no explanation what so ever? how did you manage a 1/2 price entry? are you a pensioner? a licensed berlin taxi driver? or do you just have the gift of gab.

details, details.

amhow to get into artemis for 40e.

i noticed from the artemis website that on sundays and mondays pensioners and taxi drivers got in for half price. so now the question was, how can i take advantage of this?

i decided that the only approach that had a chance of working was if i said i was retired. now it happens that this would not be a lie because i have retired from full time employment. this does not mean that i have reached the official retirement age for the uk, it means that i have the choice of working gainfully or visiting places like berlin and artemis. i thought that what would make it difficult would be that i look younger than i really am. i remember the first visit to artemis (fully three visits ago) , i was met at reception by an impressive looking lady. i thought if she is on the desk i have no chance. when i arrived at the desk on my last visit, this impressive looking lady.

was not there, instead a younger girl was at the desk. i sensed a person of lesser experience and perhaps the glimmer of a chance. it is amazing what you can get for a bit of cheek sometimes, so i just asked if i can get in for 40e. no, she correctly said, this is only if you are retired or are a taxi driver. but i said i am retired. so this smart young lady asked me how old i was and what was the retirement age where i came from. i answered both of these questions truthfully, putting on a slightly confused look and smiling, at the same time. she very kindly pointed out that the retirement age in germany was 68. at this point i thought that i had been tor****ed. this smart young girl had got to the nub of the matter. all i could do was grin at her, but suddenly she relented and agreed to let me in for 40e.

this is the honest truth of how it happened.

i would not hold out much hope of any one repeating this. the girl did say that she would not repeat this. too, if she has reported back to management an instruction may have been given to exclude foreigners from this concession.

maybe the girl felt sorry for me. i find that if i go shopping at where i come from. if i have a slightly pre-occupied look, then some of the assistants start to assume that i am in the early stages of loosing my marbles. this is not true of course, why, i am even doing the bbc course in the german language.

if you want to have a go wait until younger and less experienced staff are on the desk, cultivate a slightly confused look, get them to feel sorry for you, be prepared for a rebuff.

[Member #4285]

ok, i knew that i was doing a mistake, still. verena. long blonde curly hair, dark eyes. a rose / flower tatoo on back. perfect body. bulgarian, for me a total optiflick. she is cute, i like her appearance a lot. i know she can be a real starfish but this time it was a lot worse. she has been hunting me all evening, kissing me and sayng hi. it was a mediocre, mechanic, session. apart from being a starfish she now shows a really speedy, fuck factory attitude. experience made the worst of the service to this girl. for me, her hanging out with conny all the time has even ruined her more. imho.

except for her beauty, a complete waste of money, time and energy. i really feel guilty with kid icarus for suggesting he might give her a try.actually i had a great time with here. but it was a pse, especially when we started and finnished in the kino. it was good in my book. later in the night she requested a massage so i gave her 30 min massage. i did not charge her =). sweet girl, i hope she stay fine in this business. i'm not sure if i'm mixing her with another girl called virginia that i saw in a. some months ago.

sessiond as usual with the sweet girl daisy, sister to susie. she has a great attitude and do amazing deepthroats.

this is my last report and i'm glad that i hade a chace to finally meet som great guys like you kimino, charlie and nebula. in this trip i moved things even further when i tried the gangbang club erlebniswohnung. i'm afraid that, like with everyhing in my life that i enjoy i enjoy too much in the end. i'm starting to get addicted and i don't want to be to addicted so i have to say in the end "i can never do this any more". it has been some fun years yes, and sometimes the best sex i ever had, but i have to move on. i will miss the mongoring scene, but if you fly to high - like icarus in the greek mythology - you get burned, and i know my self and have to avoid that.

good luck to you all and kiss the girls nicely!

[Excess]

Thanks for the many posts. Should you find your way back to the hobby, tehre will a warm towel and more than a few pussies to greet you.

Take care, oftentimes a man has got to do what a man has got to do.

Excess.


Actually I had a great time with here. But it was a PSE, especially when we started and finnished in the Kino. It was good in my book. Later in the night she requested a massage so I gave her 30 min massage. I did not charge her =). Sweet girl, I hope she stay fine in this business. I'm not sure if I'm mixing her with another girl called Virginia that I saw in A. Some months ago.

Sessiond as usual with the sweet girl Daisy, sister to Susie. She has a great attitude and do amazing deepthroats.

This is my last report and I'm glad that I hade a chace to finally meet som great guys like you Kimino, Charlie and Nebula. In this trip I moved things even further when I tried the gangbang club Erlebniswohnung. I'm afraid that, like with everyhing in my life that I enjoy I enjoy too much in the end. I'm starting to get addicted and I don't want to be to addicted so I have to say in the end "I can never do this any more". It has been some fun years yes, and sometimes the best sex I ever had, but I have to move on. I will miss the mongoring scene, but if you fly to high. Like Icarus in the greek mythology. You get burned, and I know my self and have to avoid that.

Good luck to you all and kiss the girls nicely!

[Angus Magee]

This is my last report and I'm glad that I hade a chace to finally meet som great guys like you Kimino, Charlie and Nebula. In this trip I moved things even further when I tried the gangbang club Erlebniswohnung. I'm afraid that, like with everyhing in my life that I enjoy I enjoy too much in the end. I'm starting to get addicted and I don't want to be to addicted so I have to say in the end "I can never do this any more". It has been some fun years yes, and sometimes the best sex I ever had, but I have to move on. I will miss the mongoring scene, but if you fly to high - like Icarus in the greek mythology - you get burned, and I know my self and have to avoid that.Far be it for me to second guess you but have you considered that what you call addiction is just the very natural male urge to have sex as often as as with many different females as possible? As such there is absolutely nothing wrong with what you do and thus no need to quit? I am not saying maybe a breather isn't in order to gain perspective and see how things stand, but I have found that unless an addiction is to a specific substance it is more or less bullshit to call it an addiction. Especially where sex is concerned as humans are hard wired for sex and it is only religion and other spiritual pursuits that tell us this is bad. Also I have found that the very act of declaration that one is "never doing this again" is a major indication that one will indeed do it again, one way or another.

So as say, perhaps you do need a break, perhaps you won't ever cross the threshold of any FKK again, but maybe make the declaration when you have a few months perspective from which to say it.


Last thing I remember, I was.

Running for the door.

I had to find the passage back.

To the place I was before.

"Relax," said the night man,

"We are programmed to receive.

You can check-out any time you like,

But you can never leave!"AM

[Kimino]

This is my last report and I'm glad that I hade a chace to finally meet som great guys like you Kimino, Charlie and Nebula. In this trip I moved things even further when I tried the gangbang club Erlebniswohnung.

Good luck to you all and kiss the girls nicely!Kid Icarus, every time I say stuff like this somebody posts this link on my face. And they pull me back in. LOL.

Kimino.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=242H7F8DKHA

[Nebula2001]

This is my last report and I'm glad that I hade a chace to finally meet som great guys like you Kimino, Charlie and Nebula.I can't help but wonder if after meeting us he began thinking "I don't want to end up like these miserable bastards!"

[Rocketboy0]

Kid Icarus, every time I say stuff like this somebody posts this link on my face. And they pull me back in. LOL.[/url]Kid.

Don't listen to all us lost, hell bent souls. Walk the line. Your line.

When you waiver, just remember

Oh mother tell your children.
Not to do what I have done.
Spend your lives in sin and misery.
In the House of the Rising Sun.

-Traditional Folk Song (way before them Animals)

or

Stop your rambling.
Stop your gambling.
Stop staying out late at night.
Go home to your wife and family.
And stay by the fireside of right.

- Huddie Ledbetter aka Lead Belly,"Good Night Irene"

Or maybe the most useful, Chef explains Prostitutes to the South Park kids

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwQXSZFIkEo


One man's dick fun is another man's addiction.

[Kimino]

What should be the price to have 2 girls have sex among them with strap ons. Will that count like the stupid lesbo show?

Something like 60+60+50+50?

Anyone ever asked / tryed?

Kimino

[Hessen Bub]

Not that it matters but I would put her age at mid twenties to thirty. My guess is 28. I know one member who knew her from quite some years ago at another club.Must be more than one member. My first session with her wasin 2004 when she said she was 21.

HB

[Angus Magee]

Must be more than one member.Wel no doubt as she has been around the scene for a number of years. I had just spoken with one member about it was was being discrete as to who.

AM

[Rocketboy0]

What should be the price to have 2 girls have sex among them with strap ons. Will that count like the stupid lesbo show?

Something like 60+60+50+50?

Anyone ever asked / tryed?

KiminoNo, but if you paid me I dunno 10 EUR (just to cover the drink) , I would be the strap on.

Good to see you lasted less than 1 week after your return home, to start planning for the next round. ;)

[Travelman10]

Hello friends!

I have a small dilemma which I now hope to get some help solving. The thing is I'm coming down to Berlin for the marathon in September. The race is Sunday morning. 30th September. My plan was to run, race starts at 9 am I think, then head to Artemis for some food, sauna, massage and of course sex. I know that Sunday's might be slow days? But that would be sort of ok because I'll be pretty tired.

Now, here's my dilemma. If I understand correctly there's a birthday party or anniversary on Saturday 29th? I have never attended any of those, but I understand they are good? Problem is that I need to get some sleep before the race and leave around 9 pm or so. And maybe the party will mean that Sunday 30th will be really, really slow in the afternoon when I was originally planning to arrive.

So, what to do? All help is apprichiated and so is confirmation and information about the anniversary!

Thanks!

[Blue Swede]

I'm attaching her pics, from Artemis website.

I don't know, her skin didn't feel so young to me, felt more like 30 than 25 but nothing that diminished my good time with her.Nina told me last year (in November) , that she was 29, that would make her 29 or 30 now, depending of when she have her birthday.

If this is true or not, I don't know, but lies about age use to be a claim to be younger than reality? .

Anyway, she is a very pleasant girl!

Blue

[ZimmerBaby]

Nina told me the same. Marketa on the contrary has been 29 years old since 2009.

[Angus Magee]

So, what to do? All help is apprichiated and so is confirmation and information about the anniversary!

The yearly birthday party is a mixed bag. Pros-the food is really good, free drinks (or at least beer) until around 22:00 or 23:00 and champagne served with the fireworks at around 23:00. Cons-the girls are all dressed up and I have never found it to be a particularly good night for punting. It is a party atmosphere with many of the guests being friends of the owners. Some of the regular girls don't bother working as I don't think it is a great money maker for them. Rooms are busy but you never seem to be able to find any of the better girls who are there.

Basically I would not go out of my way to attend unless you like that sort of atmosphere. As for Sunday the next day I doubt that it would be any slower than any other Sunday.

AM

[James 006]

The 4 August I visited Artemis. It is 4 weeks since the last time. This was the worst lineup I've ever seen. I've been on Artiemis about 50 times.

Not only was it a bad line up directly, but it was also a lot of very aggressive, arrogant and unfriendly requests from the girls. Even with good experience to round offa conversation with a lady that I do not like, in a nice way, it ended often with provocative and angry questions about why you do not want to go with her &8203; &8203; to a session.

Shall we put it bluntly? That most of us do not pay for sex with a woman who is not delicate.

With the prices that Artemis holding they must improve immediately!

[ZimmerBaby]

but it was also a lot of very aggressive, arrogant and unfriendly requests from the girls.Some nationalities are unfortunately overrepresented at the aggression department. There are certain indications showing that girls from Romania and Bulgaria have a slightly lower threshold for communicating / expressing frustrations and anger. Sometimes these girls have told me to "go home if you don't fuck, just eating and drinking for free". Excuse my english.

[Devilspinkick]

I visited Artemis a few times late last month and the line-up was quite good then. Actually spent time with quite a few of the German dames. Who knows, maybe a lot of ladies are on vacation now.

- DSK

[Rocketboy0]

I visited Artemis a few times late last month and the line-up was quite good then. Actually spent time with quite a few of the German dames. Who knows, maybe a lot of ladies are on vacation now.- DSKFacinating report. Who knows, indeed.

But in today's Slashdot, the first evidence of Artemis going digital.

Nuance Launches Siri Rival "Nina"

"Siri can send texts and emails, set alarms and reminders, surf the Web, ask questions, place calls, play music, and get directions. But would you trust Siri, or any of her similar rivals out there for Android, to pay your bank bill? Or report a lost card? Or set up an auto-payments for your bills? Even if you wanted to do these things, how does Siri even know you are who you say you are? Nuance has clearly thought about what's missing from the voice recognition department, and unveiled its own solution on Monday, called 'Nina. ' The Nuance Interactive Natural Assistant, or NINA, is a cloud-based AI that can be enabled in most business and enterprise applications thanks to a set of APIs and an open SDK for iOS and Android. Nuance calls Nina 'a watershed of firsts for virtual assistants, ' mainly because she is the 'first [VA] to understand what is said and who said it' using voice-I'd authentication software. Unlike Siri, Nina can help users manage their bank accounts, book flights and hotels, oversee and manage their investments, and more."

The "more" isn't spelled out but we can all read between the lines. I am informed by the Arts management that soon, you can download all the current girls.

[Travelman10]

Basically I would not go out of my way to attend unless you like that sort of atmosphere. As for Sunday the next day I doubt that it would be any slower than any other Sunday.

AM.

Thanks Angus, think I'll go for Sunday then and prepare for the race on Saturday.

[Kimino]

Having a look at the messe site. Looks like the first week of October could be good dates to be in Artemis. Prime time, no stupid messes going on.

Anything special going on?

Just have to check if the car valet service and my strap-on are available. LOL.

Kimino

[Rocketboy0]

Having a look at the messe site. Looks like the first week of October could be good dates to be in Artemis. Prime time, no stupid messes going on.

Anything special going on? Just have to check if the car valet service and my strap-on are available. LOL. KiminoIt could be special. The new wing maybe open by then (I believe the birthday party 29 Sept is opening night if all goes well).

We are thinking of mounting a double strap on (well actually a long dildo) to the gear shift lever for VIPs so the parking itself might be handled by lesbo show drivers. It will of course cost extra.
Gear shifting may be smoother, afterwards.

But I doubt very much you can possibly wait til Oct.

[Krazydude]

Plan to be at Artemis on 20 August. There is a messe, but have to take the chance. Haven't been to Artemis before and not been to an FKK for 3 yrs now.

About time I made a return and after Oase (my favorite FKK) Artemis is on my list of must visit FKK's.

[Rocketboy0]

Plan to be at Artemis on 20 August. There is a messe, but have to take the chance. Haven't been to Artemis before and not been to an FKK for 3 yrs now.

About time I made a return and after Oase (my favorite FKK) Artemis is on my list of must visit FKK's.Another amazing report. They just don't stop coming in.

[Nebula2001]

Another amazing report. They just don't stop coming in.Another useful comment. They just don't stop coming in.

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[ShootDaisy]

Artemis is SUBLIME. After years in Spain and South America having to deal with pretentious chicas and outright hostility towards the white man, I found the FKK scene to be so perfect and relatively cheap for the quality and variety on offfer. I also found the line up to be particularly strong and I for one do not even mind the sharks trying to catch some prey. I found out that if I am respectful and firm the nastier sharks just turned away for safer shores. I did have a few drinks over the course of a long stay of some 9 hours in total and I even used the gym and had a swim and feed. All in all, good stuff.

Nina. I had read pages of reports here on Nina and rather than sample her services, I just watched the succession of happy chappys who were taken by this sweet woman, time and again.

Jenna. Bazooka Jenna, what a delight. Rip-snorting time of boob banging, dick sucking full on porn. A sweet lady and a great fuck. CIM the works, ended up going for 3 pops in 90 minutes. 250 E damage with a small tip included. Perfection in all ways. Looks 10/10 Service 11/10. Also, I think her boobs are even more enormous than in the pictures.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?attachment_id=718

Went to pool and gym for a good hour then met.

Russian lady. (I think her name is Lena) blonde around 5 ft 8", lithe, mega hot, likes herself a wee bit too much, poor service after excellent attitude in the kino, looks 8/10 and service 3/10. Did not cum and did not enjoy. Toothy harsh BBBJ Total = 60 Euros. I was put off so much that I decided to sit at the bar area, drink a little and watch Nina and the sharks. Then after an hour or so up comes.

Marketa. Mega hot blondie."What they love, it was a gas, soon turned out,". Another very nice woman, a quickie for what seemed like 5 minutes but in fact lasted 30 minutes of sheer joy, what an ass and very nice attitude. Looks 10/10 and service 10/10. I came very weakly, damage 60 Euros. I would have gone longer but I simply could not.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?attachment_id=737

Some hours later.

Ioana. Romanian lady. Spinner, dark hair, features, a bit shark like. I had some drinks with her and a nice 1 hour session where I managed to dribble out a meagre 5th hit for the day after 9 hours in paradise. Looks 9/10 Attitude YMMV Service = 8/10 Damage with drinks = 170 Euros.

I also chatted to many lovely women, a mega hot German with the greatest attributes known to mankind, tall, lithe, natural tits and an ass to die for, but she seemed a bit too important and one guy warned me that she is a cold one. If I can find her name or pic on the web I will post it. Spoke with a Hillary also of the 10/10 rating but alas I will have to wait for another time, met and chatted to the very nice Nina, Oxana, Fana, Fatima, Sandy, Shaz and Jennifer. Maybe I can get back here Friday night to try Hillary. Most girls were at least 7/10 IMHO with many 9's and 10's.

I am not sure why people say this line up is weak but I suppose you northern Europeans are so used to excellence in every field that you get complacent. Outside of 200-300E an hour bait and switch escorts in Spain there really is not this much voluminous quality anywhere I have been. Total damage = 620 Euros plus one way taxi but for this price in Madrid I would have been lucky to find 3 girls in one MONTH of this quality and service for double the price and for a once off event it was a superb day.

Thanks to everyone for the reports. I am going to try the street areas and bars mentioned by Angus, Belvaros, Wanking and RocketBoy,"She packed my bags last night pre-flight".

Sadly, my conference lasts only until Saturday so it will be back to the land of the 25% unemployment soon.

[Angus Magee]

I am not sure why people say this line up is weak but I suppose you northern Europeans are so used to excellence in every field that you get complacent. Outside of 200-300E an hour bait and switch escorts in Spain there really is not this much voluminous quality anywhere I have been. Total damage = 620 Euros plus one way taxi but for this price in Madrid I would have been lucky to find 3 girls in one MONTH of this quality and service for double the price and for a once off event it was a superb day.Great report. It is good to get some "new eyes" perspective on the ol' Love Bahnhof. I would say in general people love to complain because seeing the whole thing with the new perspective takes a great deal of effort. One has to put aside critical facilities (in itself this takes some disciplin) and try to see just how good we have it. I do not say that I myself always manage this but reading your report reminds me to give my head a shake and look for the positive rather than the tried, true and of course somewhat valid negative aspects of the place.

In any case, thanks for bringing this positive outlook to the thread. Things have been a little bogged down of late.

Will of course post this to the RofD thread.

AM

[London Traveller]

Nina. I had read pages of reports here on Nina and rather than sample her services, I just watched the succession of happy chappys who were taken by this sweet woman, time and again.You are spot on, Nina works the room like no other girl at Artemis. Thanks for the report.

[Angus Magee]

You are spot on, Nina works the room like no other girl at Artemis. Thanks for the report.Except maybe Marketa...

In the end these two are sisters if not in blood then in spirit. I am always amazed when I hang near the stairs just how many times I see the two of them climbing to the lofty second floor.

AM

[Member #4330]

In October I'll have some free time in Germany, and can head either to Berlin or Frankfurt. I realize that if conventional tourism was the object, it would be kind of a no-brainer. However the main objective will be some serious punting, and while I've had great experiences at Oase in FRA I'm curious how Berlin will stack up.

If anyone can comment on pricing (particularly Oase vs. Artemis) or other factors I'd appreciate it very much. I'll have hotel covered, but if the hobbying prices are dramatically different in one place vs. The other that could be a deciding factor.

TIA,

E

[The Limey]

Well, I sure hope the iPhone Nina is prettier than the real-life Nina. This is one I tend to avoid, though she does work the crowd aggressively.

Let the buyer beware (and not necessarily believe everything on this thread).

[Ravein2]

Well, I sure hope the iPhone Nina is prettier than the real-life Nina. This is one I tend to avoid, though she does work the crowd aggressively.

Let the buyer beware (and not necessarily believe everything on this thread).Ok, I must admit that I am not familiar with your iPhone-reference here, as I'm not too impressed with such low-fi girly-phones. But to avoid Nina is surely a newbee mistake. She may not be the first choice if one prefers blonde plastic opti-ficks, but if one likes natural women. Then one can not go wrong with Nina. And if you think she is too aggressive? Then maybe your taste in women tends toward the passive / starfish kind. Among the Artemis regulars she is surely one of the more laid back girls, with more than enough interested suitors. But hey, diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks.

[Tjohoo]

to avoid Nina is surely a newbee mistake.
I fully agree.
On my first visit to Artemis I January 2011 I was lucky to find Nina, or rather she found me! That session is still on my all time FKK top 5. Don't miss that girl if you get the chance are my advice.

T

[Angus Magee]

If anyone can comment on pricing (particularly Oase vs. Artemis) or other factors I'd appreciate it very much. I'll have hotel covered, but if the hobbying prices are dramatically different in one place vs. The other that could be a deciding factor.There is no doubt the Artemis is more expensive than Oase. Both the entry fee (65 vs 80) and the half hour room fee (50 vs 60) is more at Artemis. Extras are the same I believe. So if price is the main factor in deciding the choice is obvious.

As for other factors, it has been discussed ad nauseum in various threads and really does depend upon personal preference.

AM

[Ableyone]

If anyone can comment on pricing (particularly Oase vs. Artemis) or other factors I'd appreciate it very much. I'll have hotel covered, but if the hobbying prices are dramatically different in one place vs. The other that could be a deciding factor.The effective entry price to Oase for me is 85 Euros when taking into account the two taxi fares to and from the club.

If pricing is a major factor then although not one of your options NRW is the place to head.

[Tors Ham]

In October I'll have some free time in Germany, and can head either to Berlin or Frankfurt. I realize that if conventional tourism was the object, it would be kind of a no-brainer. However the main objective will be some serious punting, and while I've had great experiences at Oase in FRA I'm curious how Berlin will stack up.

If anyone can comment on pricing (particularly Oase vs. Artemis) or other factors I'd appreciate it very much. I'll have hotel covered, but if the hobbying prices are dramatically different in one place vs. The other that could be a deciding factor.

TIA,

EDid a tour not so long ago, If I only can chose 1 place I would stay in Frankfurt area, you have much more options around there. Big outdoor clubs on sunny days and indoor clubs on rainy. If money is important Dusseldorf area, I have only visited 1 club there but after the first session with CIM I was only 95 EUR down and that was inc entrance fee, and the girls was as hot as any other club I have been to, just less to choose from. The club we did there had a non approach rule that didn't fit us but from reading, others have other styles,

But I think Artemis has the biggest variety of hot girls from all over the world and probably the best indoor club you can find. I think Artemis is the best if you want to hit the same club a couple of days in a row but I prefer to switch between clubs if I can.

Cheers

[Rocketboy0]

after a frustrating attempt to broaden horizons at insomnia (see the isg thread) , your truly returned to the tried and true. friday night, the liebe bahnhoff continued imho on its path toward mediocrity. barely got away without leaving ungepopped, until at the last minute, i met up with melody, german (you can tell by her name) , tall, slim, raven-haired, c cups, great smile. session was ok, but a bit passive, and a not-to-be repeated optifick. evening was somewhat quiet, and line-up remained thin by locals standards.

returned saturday night and huge improvement, best imho since june. lots of the a team back finally, and i had a roaring gfe great time with old stand-bys jenna and brigitta, both already discussed at length on the forum. passionate, good conversations, lots of laughs. much better buzz on somehow, despite the male population was down from normal levels which actually made all quite pleasant. no waiting for rooms, girls fresher, etc. great night, best in a long time.

i had some long chats with various girls and staff on the deeper bits. a number of long-timers do feel as i do (and i did not pay them to say this) that there has indeed been a change, too many competitive and silly young girls, and the whole gig has become much more of a mass tourist trap thing. and the young'uns have this bizarre sense of entitlement. just after a draining session, i managed to snag a chair by a broken video game which offer a great scouting perch while recouperating. a young, short-haired red head, lots of tats, vaguely ziggy stardusty waif came over and asked if she could sit there, even though the machine did not work. i said why-as i was obviously there first, and does she expect me to just get up and stand for her? she said because she had a drink. i suggested there were other solutions, like the many available free seats in the main room, but she said she likes to sit there. the other stool by the working video free and i pointed to the obvious. she just pouted, but then plunked herself down, and we spend a few glorious minutes of silent awkwardness. then out of the blue she asked "what star sign are you?" i wanted to say i was a [CodeWord113] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord113), but was unsure of the german. so i merely replied that i was a clone, and had none. that was sufficient to seal our fate of not connecting for several reincarnations, which pleased me to no end. but the whole thing was mighty odd.

nonetheless, the stair area is a great spot for viewing the usual 50 yr old italian guys groping german girls and playing the no speak any language game. one poor german girl was trying to be polite and had no idea what they were up to. after watching easily 10 minutes of ass and tit poking, i quietly explained to her they had no intention of going to a room. she then said aha, and tried to drag them up the stairs which freaked them out. she laughed and smiled back to me-nice outflaking maneuver. then a chinese contingent passed by and 2 polish girls tried to wisk a few a way but they would not break ranks. one replied, "you ask your chief", and we both cracked up. she followed them in, and returned dragging one up the stairs, looking at me, and said chef hat ja gesagt). anyway all just passing the hour i had to wait til brigitta in high demand returned from the the upstairs netherworld to be finally swooped up by moi.

back to the plot, the better, more experienced girls not thrilled either with the changes, especially on the monger side. what keeps them sane is their supply of steady locals who sometimes spend an entire day with one girl. both girls and the masseurs downstairs confirm a thinning of the turnover, and the massages are an especially good proxy as they are in demand almost regardless. but eg last night both were free for substantial amounts of time, which they said is pretty unusual for a sat night. you can see how dire this situation is when they are forced to talk with rb as there was better to do. but for the mongers, i have to say the situation at the moment is pretty ideal, as all systems are under-stressed. one word to newbies. there are some new tall german girls (a blond and a black haired) working as duos, highly engineered mams. just be careful as word is the usual mechanical bs. ymmv. rb did not try as brain overruled balls, but nice to watch.

i had a great chill session on the roof top which is well worth visiting and most mongers don't know it's there. only accessible from the stairs outside the kitchen. drinks and a book, a nice lounge chair, a sunset, the soothing sounds of trains rushing by, punctuated by the autobahn roar, is nevertheless unbeatable. and from the commanding heights, one sees that the new wing under construction is proceeding toward the endgame. the pool is in, the jacuzzi installed, final stucco plastering underway. you can see finally how it will look, and that there is a large terrace area with stairs being framed out. many areas are uncovered and no roofing plans and kind of a spanish / moorish decor seems to be emerging. still a long way to go but it will likely be ready by end sept. i tried unsuccessfully to reach senior management to clarify how all this will work in wintertime. will the pool remain heated throughout (the current rumour) , how will the uncovered narrow walkways between rooms remain walkable with ice and and snow, or will they just close the area off if (when) the weather really sucks? all questions remain unresolved.

anyway i was struck by how different the two nights were, and was surprised how many more girls were on sat. i always assumed thurs-sat were basically the same, but i have not been on back-to-back weekend nights in ages. it could be that actually many chose not to become too wasted by working both nights. dunno, but it was a relief to have no run-ins with either creature features or fecal follies (see my and especially zimmerbaby's unbeatable stunning insomnia report http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3353-insomnia-swingers-club-berlin&p=1314243#post1314243. despite my overall preference on quality grounds for the private bordellos, the arts mojo is partially back.

[Angus Magee]

Despite my overall preference on quality grounds for the private bordellos, the Arts mojo is partially back.Good report. Definitely RofD worthy as a marker of how things can change night by night. With all the never ending discussion about which night is best we can see here it is really a bit of a crap shoot in the end. But then that is why many of us like P4P in the long run if we admit it or not.

AM

[Rocketboy0]

Good report. Definitely RofD worthy as a marker of how things can change night by night. With all the never ending discussion about which night is best we can see here it is really a bit of a crap shoot in the end. But then that is why many of us like P4P in the long run if we admit it or not.AMWell, as Elvis would say, thankyaverymuch.

Some egregious errors have appeared in my text, the result yet again of the fucking aggressive editor built in here (like chopping out the word "better" in nothing [better] to do re the masseurs). I wish Jackson would throttle it back and just let us write without having to constantly look over our shoulder, and just let us make the mistakes.

However, I think your "crapshoot" comment is misdirected and as Zimmerbaby has shown definitively, it belongs in the Insomnia thread.

[ShootDaisy]

Returned Saturday night and huge improvement, best IMHO since June. Lots of the A Team back finally, and I had a roaring GFE great time with old stand-bys Jenna and Brigitta, both already discussed at length on the forum. Passionate, good conversations, lots of laughs. Much better buzz on somehow, despite the male population was down from normal levels which actually made all quite pleasant. No waiting for rooms, girls fresher, etc. Great night, best in a long time.

Anyway I was struck by how different the two nights were, and was surprised how many more girls were on Sat. I always assumed Thurs-Sat were basically the same, but I have not been on back-to-back weekend nights in ages. It could be that actually many chose not to become too wasted by working both nights. Dunno, but it was a relief to have no run-ins with either creature features or fecal follies (see my and especially Zimmerbaby's unbeatable stunning Insomnia report.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3353-Insomnia-Swingers-Club-Berlin&p=1314243#post1314243

Despite my overall preference on quality grounds for the private bordellos, the Arts mojo is partially back.I am curious as to why ladies like Jenna and Brigitta etc would NOT just set up from their own apartment after working at FKK so long. I am sure the 3 mentioned above in my title bar could command great fees with equal demand to what they now get at Artemis or is there such high turnover and fees for them at the FKKs they can earn $1k plus per day?

I was told by several folks to sample Melody but alas she was not there the day I was in Artemis.

Great report and thanks (BTW the whole German gang-bang thing put me off reading your report but if you head to the UK, try Lady Marmalade, it is a buzz with many hotties on occasion).

[Member #4330]

Did a tour not so long ago, If I only can chose 1 place I would stay in Frankfurt area, you have much more options around there. Big outdoor clubs on sunny days and indoor clubs on rainy. If money is important Dusseldorf area, I have only visited 1 club there but after the first session with CIM I was only 95 EUR down and that was inc entrance fee, and the girls was as hot as any other club I have been to, just less to choose from. The club we did there had a non approach rule that didn't fit us but from reading, others have other styles,

But I think Artemis has the biggest variety of hot girls from all over the world and probably the best indoor club you can find. I think Artemis is the best if you want to hit the same club a couple of days in a row but I prefer to switch between clubs if I can.

CheersThanks Tors and others. I know this topic has been covered indirectly but the info summarized here is very helpful. In particular, the "if you can only choose one place" angle. I'll give it a bit of thought over the next few days then book flights & hotel. I'm also curious about Dusseldorf. Maybe another trip though. I should say that money is not *that* big of a deal. It seems like we're talking 60 vs. 50 Euros, not a 300% difference.

Will let you know what I decide. I should have mentioned I'll be in Germany from something like a Tuesday night until Sunday morning so I probably have time for one overnight trip to another city for some variety.

E

[Rocketboy0]

I am curious as to why ladies like Jenna and Brigitta etc would NOT just set up from their own apartment after working at FKK so long.

I was told by several folks to sample Melody but alas she was not there the day I was in Artemis.Hi-short responses. First to complicate it. There are apparently 2 girls named Melody working at the Bahnhoff at the mo. So who knows which.

On the rest, I have actually discussed it with them and the reasons for not going private are very simple. Far less hassles with rent, utilities, phone answering, supplies laundry, furniture, cleaning, cooking, etc; far greater security; a place to sleep; more traffic; sauna and soon jacuzzi; no hassles with permits or taxes from the local authorities; no nosy neighbors; more room to move and come and go as they please, at Artemis. And the added advantage of having time to screen guys and say no if necessary during chit chat at the bar vs having to make the instant commitment in a flat. The flip side of what we guys experience in the private flats. Quite compelling and could easily balance out net positive vs the potential revenue lost from not going private.

[Sebastiane]

Great report! Makes me want to go back to visit Artemis again! Looks like the quality meter there is on high!

[Sucker17]

I Barely got away without leaving ungepopped, until at the last minute, I met up with Melody, German (you can tell by her name) , tall, slim, raven-haired, C cups, great smile. Session was ok, but a bit passive, and a not-to-be repeated optifick. Evening was somewhat quiet, and line-up remained thin by locals standards.Hi RB and thanks for the info. Too bad you didn't enjoy Melody as much as I did, but all guys that tend to find the girls passive are too active in bed themselves LOL!

Sorry for not participating in the action at the Love Bahnhof this time around. I'm heading for Frankfurt and will be at Oase, World and probably Palace from Thu-Sat. I just have to take advantage of the extremely weak Euro currency compared to the strong oil-fueled NOK! I will just have a pause of three weeks before hitting the Hessen clubs again during the messe in September. It's going to be quite interesting!

I would be interested in knowing how the construction work procedes at the end of Sep. I would probably be very much tempted to experience the sublime offerings of Berlin once again! BTW what was it that the girls didn't approve of on the mongering side? And one last question: will the Valet parking be ready as well in September?

[Duders]

My visit to Artemis wasn't recent, but I'm writing this for two reasons, first to thank all of you guys, especially permanent contributors (like Angus M, London T an many others) for all your insight to FKKs and how it all works.

Second, this was my first successful visit to FKK (there was another one to Collosseum with not much action) , so I think other first-timers may find it useful.

I got there around 18:00 following instructions found on this site, plus I also played a bit with google maps and street view, and even earlier I watched the video from Angus's blog.

The lady at the front desk patiently explained to me what to do, as it was my first visit. But as this is the place where you start seeing fully naked chicks (they come to the front desk to change money I think) , I had to restrain myself from saying "yeah yeah, I know all that" and run into this paradise.

The building inside was big, nice and impressive. There were quite a few guys walking everywhere as well, apparently on that night they had higher than normal share of Italians, they also had some Russians, who seemed to use services of Russian speaking girls, but majority were German or English speaking.

From what I could see guys don't normally talk to other guys, unless you came to Artemis together. Everyone's just minding their own business.

I'm not that kind of guy who just walks up to any woman to talk, especially when they are fully naked and beautiful, so, in a sense, it helped that in Artemis they come to talk to you.

The first girl who tried to talk to me came so close to me that not only I coudn't see her body, but even her face was too fuzzy, that's how close she was to my eyes, but I politely declined with "may be later", as I need to have a look around first.

For the first girl I decided to choose someone who I would be really comfortable with, I think that's important, so the overall impression is not ruined by a bad attitude (eg sharky or indifferent or whatever). The first few girls probably saw me at the front desk, so may be were thinking I'm an easy prey, and felt pushy, so I declined them, until I saw Mika, a Thai girl. I even walked up to her myself, as I could see that her personality would suit me and give me a good start in this place.

We went upstairs, and the first thing I noticed in the room. It sooo bloody dark! Of course, I can see the girl and room furniture, but I really really like the details. Skin, breasts, nipples and of course to have a good look at her pussy while DATYing. I quickly looked for a light controller to make the room a bit brighter but no success.

Anyway, I was fully satisfied with Mika, I didn't ask for any additional services.

One thing I forgot is to check for time, even though I had a watch with me. And then I forgot again with the second girl, and then again with the third. So it was good that three girls I was with were decent and no one tried to exploit the situation.

After that I was moving around the place trying to see what's available (both facilities and girls). The girls were trying to talk non-stop, so now I was telling them "sorry I'm resting".

I decided to have dinner with my free bier. There are a few tables, but they are designed to be shared, but as I mentioned, everyone is minding their business and girls don't approach guys in the dining room either. The food on that day was more like traditional German and I enjoyed it.

There were a few really beautiful girls around bar, but they were sitting in a group having fun, and it would take a lot of courage from me to approach them, but since I don't really like drawing attention to myself, I thought may be not, even though I was ready for optifuck. Based on the descriptions of this forum I suspect it was Marketa and Nina, but could be wrong.

Another girl that was good for optifuck was walking around doing business. I saw her enter bar, then talking to some guy, then going upstairs with him. When she came out I decided to approach her. Her name is Jenny in English, but in German, may be Jana, something like that. Tall, skinny blond with beautiful everything.

I didn't expect much, as I knew I'm going to be another widget on a conveyer belt, but for optifuck it was good enough.

She kept saying "Are you going to come now?" as if hurrying me so she can go to the next "widget". But I felt satisfied in the end. Didn't end up doing DATY though as she was so efficient with everything there was just no place for that.

Then I had some more rest, while occasionally talking to other girls. I must mention that some of the girls do get pissed off when you decline their services, for example, one of them even angrily said to me "fuck off!" while walking away. I guess, I can understand their frustration, imagine spending there whole night, and not getting a single guy because they all go for optifucks.

The last one for me was Hungarian Gabitza. She has such a nice personality and a beautiful smile that even though she is not really a type that I like I decided to go with her. She did ask me before as well, and I was saying "may be later" and "now I'm resting" etc. So when she approached me again, I thought might as well. I was getting hardon as I was walking with her to a room. Really nice girl. At that time of day all rooms upstairs were taken and there was some wait time to get a room near cinema. So while standing there with Gabitza she was swaying her ass gently rubbing my cock with her ass cheeks.

After that I wasn't going to do anything so just was hanging around the bar area, listening to music and watching girls (and I really enjoyed it when they started dancing a little to the beat of 'Time, Dirty bit', slightly moving their naked pussies back and front. Since then when I hear that song I really think "I had the time of my life, and I never felt this way before"

So, overall, I was satisfied with my visit.

What I didn't like:

- When it gets really busy, you end up on a bed that was used few mins ago, by another couple, and later in the evening I could feel wet spots here and there, which turned me off a bit.

- Probably the most interesting place to be is around the bar, as almost all girls seems to hang around there, but there was so much cigarette smoke, that I had to go to other areas just to get some fresh air. May be it was because I was there in winter and in summer there is better ventilation.

[Rocketboy0]

Hi RB and thanks for the info. BTW what was it that the girls didn't approve of on the mongering side? And one last question: will the Valet parking be ready as well in September?Sucker my man-well your staying away means Hessen's loss is Berlin's gain. Although I am somewhat puzzled by your NKR Euro argument because we also spend Euros here in Berlin also, in case you have forgotten. Could be the sperm levels have risen to dangerous heights? Anyway, some of the girls your intrepid reporter interviewed have described a process that can only be called the creeping cretinization of clients. In other words, more boys behaving badly. I've heard it from some several long-timers of different nationalities and as they are in the rooms with these guys all the time, there must be something to it. This is in parallel with the change in girls, noted earlier. I remember fondly in the first couple of years when you could go to Artemis and there would be a constant influx of new hotties, more Germans or Balts, slightly older and more settled in their heads. Suits my tastes, not others', I realise. It used to be I would roll in and think there were easily 5-10 who made my scrotum filled with lava. Now it is 2-3, and often just ones I´ve known for a long time. There are now more EE young girls and it´s become more competitive amongst them, especially lately with a noticable tightening of the economy. The whole vibe is just different. Not that you cannot have a good time (as I did recently), and it is surely different for regular locals vs irregulars and newbs, who will feel that hypnotic rush having never been in an FKK. If they only knew what it once was.

I still believe that there is a market niche here waiting to be filled by some agile entrepreneur, to create a smaller, more refined FKK Club. It would not be more expensive on the entrance price, as its running costs would be lower. It would limit entrance a bit, building a coolness image, never being overcrowded, have far better food, stylish more erotic decor, some decent background music vs techno pop junk, and have only the hottest of the hottest girls. It would figure out some pricing structure to allow girls to earn a little more, building loyalty and service on all sides. It would offer different "business-men's" day and night rates. It would be slicker and more international than the private bordellos, and have the FKK naked atmosphere in which you can linger as long as you want, with a bar. It would seek to create a buzz as the place to be, for both hot times but also interesting conversations all around. It would have a small business center so you could do some work, allowing longer stays. There have been a few attempts but all seem to have tanked for various reasons, such as the old Bel Ami (tax evasion) , the Pascha club remake there which folded after only several months because no one bothered to check if all permits and neighbors permissions were in order, the new Bel Ami near Mon Rouge (some sleazy mafioso vibe and occasional break-in) , Mon Rouge at night, just does not work somehow, and neither does the silly Bar Rouge in Mitte.

With the right stuff, a new cool place could work and provide some needed competition. It would be a real club, vs a factory that processes pussies and penises. Angus could run it, Charlie123 might find the location, Kimino could be the Ekki-like fixer, and I volunteer to be the new 'tute tester, being the good soul that I am. We need some locals to deal with the locals, maybe Oliver Kahn. You can invest all those Norska Kroner into something lasting, that will grow to become a real Berlin thing. Not the biggest. Just the best. I will send our bank wire details via PM.

But til then, the Valets of the Dolls parking service continues, especially in its conceptual mode. You of course have not helped by revealing a way to beat our pricing structure but as you are cute, we forgive you. The bigger problem is the gimondous construction crane and building supplies that clog the parking lot. And even when it all goes, the reduced space might mean we may need to find one of those Japanese vertical elevator parking garage solutions. But the weight might cause problems as the new wing has dug up the ground and soil stability might be an issue. The whole thing could collapse and slide into the new swimming (well splashing) pool. But we will sort it out.

[Kimino]

Despite my overall preference on quality grounds for the private bordellos, the Arts mojo is partially back.Good to hear there was a good vibe! Nice report.

And good to know from you and Zimmerbaby what's up at Insomnia.

Looking forward and monitoring MR. LOL.

Ciao.

Kimino

[Sucker17]

You can invest all those Norska Kroner into something lasting, that will grow to become a real Berlin thing. Not the biggest. Just the best. I will send our bank wire details via PM.Is this the new shape of Nigerian scam (known as the Berliner Scam) to cum! Anyway, I've realised they use Euro in Berlin as well. I just got tired of going to Artemis almost every day, and Hessen is both less expensive and offer variable FKKs on their list! But I miss Artemis, and I agree, Berlin should have another FKK. One financial model that might work (in addition to my financial contribution of NOK) would be to charge every question asked in this forum with 1 euro. Silly questions already asked with 2 euros! I guarantee we would have established an option to Artemis, ready before the Christmas rush!

[Belvaros]

Is this the new shape of Nigerian scam (known as the Berliner Scam) to cum! Anyway, I've realised they use Euro in Berlin as well. I just got tired of going to Artemis almost every day, and Hessen is both less expensive and offer variable FKKs on their list! But I miss Artemis, and I agree, Berlin should have another FKK. One financial model that might work (in addition to my financial contribution of NOK) would be to charge every question asked in this forum with 1 euro. Silly questions already asked with 2 euros! I guarantee we would have established an option to Artemis, ready before the Christmas rush!Okay, I cannot stand being in the "sin bin" as it were. Sold my place in Hungary for a small loss (some idiot English twat bought it) so I am free to return to the great stadium of pussy known as Berlin. Even my nuts are not sore so much anymore after my operation.

BUT if anyone is capable of funding and getting the car parking thingy going (in an operational rather than inspirational sense then it is ME). Maybe I should bring my spondoolies and add them together with the intellectual property of SIR Angus and RocketMan (Burning up a fuse here alone) and set up the ideal 5 star boutique FKK of our wildest dreams.

1st employees. Jenna, Nina, Marketa, Melody,

No fucking Italians allowed (sorry my Australian racism coming through. Well and my hatred for grease)

"Party on Wayne"

Then again I would probably drink the profits or sell the system to some African 3rd world Despot in lieu of a gun delivery.

Touchdown in Berlin Aug 20

[Belvaros]

So I tried to apply for a Schengen business visa as I usually only spend 3 months in Europe over any 7 month period but the twats at the German consulate told me I need to return to my country of birth. Or passport held country to apply. I told them I haven't lived there in 20 years nor been there in 17 years yet they say that is a must do. What the fuck.

Anyone here have a GREAT lawyer in Berlin who does this stuff than PM me. I have to leave Europe by the 25th as that will be my 90th day in the last 6 months

[Kimino]

No fucking Italians allowed (sorry my Australian racism coming through. Well and my hatred for grease)Looking at history,"Australian racism" is a weird concept, but I guess we are all here to learn, although probably not from you.

Gidday.

Kimino

[Angus Magee]

No fucking Italians allowed (sorry my Australian racism coming through. Well and my hatred for grease)Belvaros- think perhaps an apology is in order. I mean I do realise the the somewhat over blown language is part of your style and forgive much of it in so far as it can be entertaining. But there are a number of Italian members here on the forum who are pretty damn decent guys and contributors to the forum. We all joke a bit about the rambunctious behaviour displayed by out souther brothers, but the "grease" comment maybe went a little too far. I know Kimino and he really is not a greasy fellow at all.

Respectfully.

AM

[Rocketboy0]

the German consulate told me I need to return to my country of birth. Or passport held country to apply. I told them I haven't lived there in 20 years nor been there in 17 years yet they say that is a must do.I wasn't going to touch this but after that outrageously gratuitous ethnic slur against brother Italians, perhaps this is the universe's way of enforcing justice.

One might say, well "wadaya expect mayte" from a land whose gene pool is comprised largely of criminals and debtors. But that would be wrong of course.

You do indeed owe our Italian Schengen comrades an apology.

[Smoky Jack]

I wasn't going to touch this but after that outrageously gratuitous ethnic slur against brother Italians, perhaps this is the universe's way of enforcing justice.

One might say, well "wadaya expect mayte" from a land whose gene pool is comprised largely of criminals and debtors. But that would be wrong of course.

You do indeed owe our Italian Schengen comrades an apology.Only a twat would say that about our Italian brothers. I never heard of an Aussie who was bent out of shape by other guys having fun.

[Belvaros]

It was a JOKE guys, lighten up.

And FTR. I hereby sincerely apologize to any all Italians I have insulted.

Now can anyone recommend a lawyer they trust.

Kindest Regards.

Jack

[Belvaros]

It was a JOKE guys, lighten up, and FTR.

I hereby sincerely apologize to any and all Italians I have insulted.

Now can anyone recommend a lawyer they trust.

Kindest Regards.

Jack

[ShootDaisy]

funny blog

Actually, the day I was at FKK Artemis, every single woman I spoke to complained about the Italians. I watched 5 or 6 Italian guys molest every single woman who walked by, such classy individuals, groping hookers in a brothel, how original, and I mean the girls really complained about their regular Iti behaviour, but as hostesses, all the girls were too nice to do much about it except crack jokes. Then again Italians are so wonderful, everyone loves them more than Belvaros and those big nasty Australians, those really unfriendly southerners who like nothing but having a good time, a few beers, a fight and a fuck or 2. I mean Italians. They did invent what was it,"Sewers". But I must add, that I find the Italians were particularly gutless that day at Artemis, so much so I wanted to king hit a few, but 1 Scot and 6 Italians is hardly a fair number, They would have needed at least 4 more guys. Italian-girly-men want a lolli-pop, I have some pink ones here for the pillacs who were behaving like major douchebag weeds in Berlin. I will take a convict over a bankrupt lying scusswottel anytime.

Enjoy the hypocrisy of your blog because I have read all of the posts about how poorly you all view the "garlic coast" natives and their behaviour. In the words of the late great Belvaros,"Party on Wayne", the rest of you sympatheticos can suck my left one. Of course I MUST apologize before I get a tongue lashing from the Kings of Germany.

I sincerely apologize to all of the real Italian men out there!

[Rocketboy0]

the rest of you sympatheticos can suck my left one.Right.

Over time, there has been a wise consensus shown that it is best to leave politics and national slurs out of this thread, which used to be things Artemisian. The last 24 hrs being a case in point.

So before we all need rabies shots, let us now move on and consider all this closed.

[Lord S]

Hi everyone.

I went to Artemis in early August. It was my first time in a FKK, so I can't make comparisons and my judgment will be probably biased, but I want to share something with you after taking so many useful information from the forum.

We landed in a small group, on Saturday mid-afternoon. The lineup was quite impressive. I mean, the first few girls we spotted from the locker room were hotter then I expected (and I was prepared to see very beautiful girls actually.) and that was just the beginning. We started drinking something on a couch in the bar room, enjoying the view without hurrying.which would have an unsustainable impact on my finances. Most of the girls didn't bother to come to us, excepted for a couple of romanians who insisted to take us upstairs, but without being excessively aggressive. One of them was even funny, and at some point I thought I could accept, even if I didn't like her that much. There were about 40 girls, and the number increased in the evening up to 60 I think. I saw guys from lots of countries, many russians and japanese.

I took three rounds upstairs (at the standard rate). Two of them, with a german and an asian girl, were amazing. The last one was a bit more disappointing: beautiful girl but with a too much assembly-line attitude, worried that my tongue could damage the work of the surgeon on her breast. We also had lunch, which was decent (I should say good, for german standards).

In summary, it was a very pleasant day. The club is elegant, clean and the atmosphere is relaxed. The girls are A-level, for the number and quality I can compare only with Darling cabaret in Prague.

[The Cane]

Oh, now that it's about a white ethnicity all of a sudden everybody gets it and wants apologies! But when people come in here and make pejorative comments about people of color expecting to get a pass, but instead get challenged on their ignorance, that's "playing the race card" or some nonsense? I didn't see anybody calling for any apologies for a stupid comment about some people having more trouble controlling body odor than others based solely on their race. And the poster never pretended to be joking! I mean, the hypocrisy and latent (and sometimes not so latent) racism of some of the people here is just sickening. I guess when it starts to hit a little closer to "home", then all of a sudden people start to understand the offensive nature of this BS. Don't they?

[Nebula2001]

I'm sure this will be discussed extensively here, so I want to leave a short feedback.

I was in Artemis today and was also at relatively close proximity of the shooting that occurred a few hours ago. Three Russian men, one (or more) of whom was in the VIP room with a Bulgarian girl, got into a fight with the security personnel at the club's entrance and also fired a gun. I recall 3 gunshots. Although it sounded like gas pistol to me, I will read what exactly happened in the news outlets like everybody else. From what I heard and saw, two security guards seemed to be lightly wounded. To repeat myself, I am not in a position to give an accurate report of the incident and it's best to wait for the news reports.

According to what I heard from the staff, this is the first time in club's history that such a shooting happened. As regulars know, incidents that involve the police happen occasionally (but not very often) in Artemis but these are always either about overly intoxicated people or fist fights. In that sense I never considered it any different from what happen in most night clubs.

The management was very professional during and after the ordeal. The police and ambulances arrived in about 2 minutes. I have always admired the cordial professionalism of the German police and today was no exception. We had to wait a while in the club as the police cordoned off the club, apprehended the culprits and interrogated the people involved. Afterwards I left the club after giving my name and contact information.

I am expecting a PR backlash for the club, as a shooting doesn't really attract people who want a relaxed, spa-like mongering experience.

As for me though, I am leaning towards seeing this as a freak incident and I am not planning to let it change my regular visits to my favourite club.

[Banana Boi]

Have there been any other shootings inside a FKK before?

This just seems like an one-off incident where a guy was pissed off at security. Personally, I go to a lot of strip clubs and shootings are common place in my city, as recently as 3 nights ago.

[Rocketboy0]

Have there been any other shootings inside a FKK before?Well, I did a little shooting myself last night with the young German / Turkish Bussa, brunette, very curvy D cups, and one of the better sessions in many a moon. She is only there 2-3 nights a week, but wow. Only flesh wounds though.

Thurs actually was again a so so night, lot of regular stars absent. Maybe they knew what was coming. Seems like a left too early last night to miss the special show. In general Russians and guns are a bad combination. See here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8IGDIujijQ

[Angus Magee]

Take that Oase with your fancy pants outside area. Nothing gets you street cred like a honest to God Russian mafia shooting. Hope these security guys who took bullets for the Love Bahnhof at least get some free nookie from the girls in appreciation.

Glad everyone is ok and I am sure it will be a subject of gossip from weeks to come.

AM

[SuppenHuhn]

http://www.morgenpost.de/berlin-aktuell/article108659555/Kunde-schiesst-in-Berliner-Bordell-Artemis-um-sich.html

[Rocketboy0]

Take that Oase with your fancy pants outside area. Nothing gets you street cred like a honest to God Russian mafia shooting. Hope these security guys who took bullets for the Love Bahnhof at least get some free nookie from the girls in appreciation.Well some very prelim info from the article in the Morgenpost says the police think they might have fired blanks. So there goes the street cred. It is a shame they did not wait for the new wing to open because there are all sorts of different levels, terraces, rooms and corners to hide in, and it would have made a seriously good video. Sort of High Noon (or rather Poon) or OK Corral-esque. The Security guys always wear black t-shirts and pants and that might have added to the confusion, and they might change to white, or at least beige.

Angus, you have given me an idea though. We could take turns doing this. Of course you will have to start- so you get a blank gun, you shoot me (in the elbow but it looks like the stomach, though this really means you have to get those underpowered glasses of yours fixed). Then I grab the gun, you run away, and the girls think I'm the hero and offer the goodies gratis on a plate. We wait a week or so, then I will shoot you, and you take your turn as hero. With the money we will save, you can pay for the new glass lenses, and we can inject cash into the Valets of the Dolls parking service.

Just to keep all this in perspective, this is the first time in 6 solid years (ie Millions of gangsters in and out) that anything like this happened, and still not clear what happened. Seriously, I obviously hope no one really hurt. Maybe time for metal detectors at the door.

[Rocketboy0]

Krimi-update, as the locals say. So, multiple Berlin newspapers now carrying the "Artemis Shooting" story. Bulgarians involved, not Russians, some fight about not paying a bill, presumably after a session, then security called, then bam bam. Blanks, not real bullets. Injuries minor due to burns, some plastics abrasions. And, it seems the perps got away, driving an Audi A8, and the Po-Lice (for you Wire Fans) asking for help. In short, all over, back to biz as usual. It is a bit disturbing that guns of any sort got well inside the premises, but waddayagonnado, as the Sopranos would say.

[Enissay]

Hey guys.

Was at artemis last night and saw that little turkish bomb "bussa". Can anybody tell something about her? Wasn't able to get in touch with her, cause of the following

Shooting!

Thanks

[Hessen Bub]

I always bring my gun to the club. I do shoot about 4 times, but no blanks.

HB

[Belvaros]

I always bring my gun to the club. I do shoot about 4 times, but no blanks.

HBA+

I was thinking that maybe the Bulgarians shot off their "blanks" cause they were pissed that everyone thought they were Russians. Apologies in advance to the Russkies!

[Enissay]

Well, I did a little shooting myself last night with the young German / Turkish Bussa, brunette, very curvy D cups, and one of the better sessions in many a moon. She is only there 2-3 nights a week, but wow. Only flesh wounds though.

Thurs actually was again a so so night, lot of regular stars absent. Maybe they knew what was coming. Seems like a left too early last night to miss the special show. In general Russians and guns are a bad combination. See here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8IGDIujijQDoes anybody know more about that "Bussa".

[BewerBung]

I Had a great Time relaxing and having fun in Artemis.

[Rocketboy0]

Does anybody know more about that "Bussa".You have asked this now twice. She`s very nice, great, not often there. What more do you want to know?

[Galazy]

the planets aligned so i was able to play a visit to the club at short notice. i had 4 sessions, no disasters but one that didn't really click and no bullets thankfully. i arrived around 14. 30. the club was busy enough with a few familiar faces walking the floor; nina, sarah and ella for example.

i knocked back a few approaches before deciding on my first session. i've had a couple of threesomes at the a. so i decided my first session would be me and 2 girls. i noticed 2 cute blondes prowling together so i waited at the stairs for them to come past. we had a little chat and i told them what i wanted and what i expected from the session and we headed upstairs.

michelle and stella[\b]

i'm not 100% percent on both names and they're not pictured on the website. both girls are german, blonde and sporting some great tits. neither are from berlin but i can't remember which city they are from.

we started off with the standard lesbian show. they clearly have worked together a lot so they put on a decent if slightly mechanical performance. i hadn't had sex or jerked off for a while so i was hard and ready to go. but once i got involved in the sex things went south. the girls are good workers but are a bit fussy. i couldn't touch my cock after the condom went on, for example, even though my hands had been cleaned by disinfectant before we started. i enjoyed both girls beautiful bodies and banging stella doggie style while she ate michelles pussy was a lot of fun and looked great in the mirrors.

a good, not great, and slightly shark-why session. not one for the repeat list.

so after a break, sauna and sleep it was time for round 2.

my type is normally blondes with big, bouncing tits but i fancied a change of scene. so after a few conversations i headed upstairs with:

[b]lara from germany

tall (i'm 6'1 and she is as tall as i am) , thin, small tits, long dark hair and an interesting face. she's not stunning in an obvious way but is quite striking.

we started with some slow kissing before she started the bbbj. she had me very hard, very quickly and she certainly knows how to suck a cock. condom on and we had a hot, sweaty shag that left us both panting. i opted to finish in her mouth and the sight of her on her knees asking for 'my juice' will stay in my wankbank for a long time. after jerking off for a long time while she worked my balls i fired into her waiting mouth.

very hot session. and an almost certain repeat.

after dinner (fish, potatos and veg. pretty good). round 3.

there was a heavily tattooed, dark haired girl circulating all afternoon. i really liked the look of her but whenever she was free i wasn't ready for action. i was approached by her and a second girl who were offering a threesome but i wasn't in the mood for more 2 girl action so i just grabbed my choice and headed upstairs.

anikka from germany

4th german girl of the day, again not 100% on the name and no picture on the 'site. she is a very striking girl; tall, long dark hair, big fake tits and loads of tattoos. the 2 most distinctive are a huge marilyn monroe portrait on her thigh and a padlock just above her pussy.

wow is the only word to describe this session. the very definition of a pse. hot, sweaty, nasty sex. she offered anal and after being hypnotized by her perfect asshole in reverse cowgirl i had to have a go. she said that i was the first guy to fuck her in the ass that day so to take things slowly. after we both lubed up she started off on top, gently easing herself down onto my cock and letting it slide into her ass. gentlemen, i was in sex heaven. her ass gripped my cock as she slowly rolled her hips. once she had loosened up a bit we switched to doggie and i was able to build up a nice but of speed and pound her perfect ass. after an amazing few minutes i had my third (and strongest) orgasm of the day deep inside her bum.

what a great session and what a great girl. definite repeat.

i took a well deserved break, smoked some cigarettes and just enjoyed the scenery. the place was really busy now and there were loads of beautiful women walking the floor. i'd been looking out for my favourite girl ciaara (short blonde hair, big tits, loads of tats) but there was no sign of her. i think i'll have to accept she might have left the a. i haven't seen her in either of my last visits. oh well. i'll have to find a new favourite.

i wasn't sure if i had another session in me but i'm not likely to be back in berlin for several months so decided to go for it.

i've had a few sessions with amalia in the last year. and i've always had a great time. i grabbed her in the bar and after a great chat we headed upstairs.

amalia from romania

this session started really slowly because i was really shagged out but once i was hard we had a lot of fun. after a few positions it was clear that i wasn't going to cum from sex so i pulled out and told amalia i just wanted jack off while she played with her self. she smiled and said no problem.

so while she fingered her pussy and squeezed her nipples i stroked my cock. after a while she started playing with my balls and she let her fingers drift slowly towards my ass. i let her know that what she was doing felt reaaaaaaly good so she took a condom from her bag, rolled it onto 2 her fingers, squirted some lube on and eased it slowly into my ass. i know this isn't everyones cup of tea but a beautiful girl working your prostate while you jack off is one of the finest sexual thrills imaginable. after a couple of short minutes i came hard and long. easily one of the best orgasms i've ever had.

we headed back downstairs and i gave her a big tip. definite repeat. amazing girl.

that was the end of my day. i left around 23. 00 so i missed all the action with the guns and the cops.

a very successful and enjoyable visit. counting the days until i return.

[Enissay]

You have asked this now twice. She`s very nice, great, not often there. What more do you want to know?Everything you can Tell me about her. Service especially

[Rocketboy0]

Everything you can Tell me about her. Service especiallyI have a thing about not revealing details as at some point, privacy is an issue for both sides. As I said she was great, GFE in the jargon, great DFK, great BJ and ball play, she was very responsive to me and one of my better sessions in a while. Isn't all that what "great" normally implies? We clicked. How she might be with you and visa versa is impossible to say. Unless of course you are her brother, boyfriend or pimp (LOL, I hope?). I think the subject now exhausted. Treat her right.

[Angus Magee]

That was the end of my day. I left around 23. 00 so I missed all the action with the guns and the cops.Good solid report. But if you were there on Friday this was after the shoot out at OK Coral style action, which was in the early hours of Friday morning (Thursday night). I guess what many (at least I am) are wondering is if there was any visible extra security around, was the place buzzing with gossip or was it all very much business as usual?

AM

[Angus Magee]

I Had a great Time relaxing and having fun in Artemis.Good to hear. Might I suggest a few more details in your future reports? I mean at least tell us what you had for diner.

AM

[Galazy]

Good solid report. But if you were there on Friday this was after the shoot out at OK Coral style action, which was in the early hours of Friday morning (Thursday night). I guess what many (at least I am) are wondering is if there was any visible extra security around, was the place buzzing with gossip or was it all very much business as usual?

AMNo extra security that I could see. It was the same girl on the front desk who was always there and no security on the door. I know that security is always low-key and we never see the security staff until they're needed so maybe we can't read too much into that. The atmosphere seemed fine and I didn't pick up any chatter or gossip about the events of the previous night.

[WorkTravel80]

Hey, Ill be visiting Artemis this fall. Arriving a Monday, hope this will be an ok day to visit the club. Hope the line up is pretty good. When it comes to Fkk experience, I would say that I feel pretty confident. Although I haven't mongered for that long. My first and only fkk visit was to the Palace. Really love that club. Can I espect the lineup to be just as good as the lineup I find in the Palace? I really hope so. I cont care so much for the food the most important is the girls. And of course some nice and clean facilities. I have read that I can find a lot of different nationalites in Artemis. I would say that one can find pretty much everything in the Palace as well. I have nothing bad to say about the line up in Palace, although the mayority is Romanian. But they look really nice! One think I don't look forward to, is to pay more money for everything. Entrance. 10 euros more per 30 min session and 110 euros for an hour no (?) and of course the shooting recently is not a nice PR for the club But I guess I should just relax and enjoy me time, without thinking too much. Its just euros.

So after a trip to the U. S, visiting different stripclubs. And after meeting an absoulutely stunning african american women in a strip club in L. A, I have kind of got interested in african-american girls. As I don't expect to find african american girls in an european fkk, I should probably say black girl. From Latin America or Africa. This african american girl was just amazing. So sweet and sexy. Her face was just like Rihannas, with beautiful eyes. She was a little darker than Rihanna. She had maybe a be cup. And her ass was so nice. I have only fucked one black girl in my life. That was a brazilian girl in Lisboa. Really nice experience I must admit. I actually only like smallish black girl, not to big or tall. With femenine voice. And I don't like the ass to be too big, If you know what I mean. I like black girls with european asses! Hehe. So my question is: Can some of you experienced Artemis visitors recommend such a girl? With nice service of course? Any names would really be apreciated. In the Palace you can find a couple of black girls, but I don't find them attractive. Its something about their voices I don't like. And when I'm at it, could you recommend some nice latinas as well?

Thank you!

Norwegian90

[Kurre]

Can some of you experienced Artemis visitors recommend such a girl? With nice service of course? Any names would really be apreciated.Not being an expert (only visited Artemis about 10 or so times) nor local, I recall a very nice session with Pearl from Ghana last March. I don't know if she is still around. She is tall, though, and you have to prepare yourself to haggle over the money (time spent in room, for example) , but she seems smart, talks perfect English, has a tight, slim body and provides a nice combination of GFE / PSE.

Here is a link to my report (March 2012) :

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1260189&viewfull=1#post1260189

[Rocketboy0]

find a couple of black girls....Its something about their voices I don't like. And when I'm at it, could you recommend some nice latinas as well?N90.Well you are in luck as there are occasionally 2 black girls at the Bahnhoff who are also Latinas. One is a Brasilian, but I forget her name, but quite nice. The other hottie is Cuban, I think Stella, even nicer.

Both are slim, very curvy esp Stella though her's are los boltos, kind of longish or at least shoulder length hair. The problem is schedules are irregular and since your dates are well into the future, you will just have to see. All I can say is in principle, it is doable. Monday nights generally slower but if they are around they will be there, then, as they sleep upstairs.

On the voice bit. The only sure solution would be to make a recording of your favorite sister whispering what ever wiggles your wurst, and play it back through headphones during the bunga bunga session. I had Kimino record himself singing the old Zucchero Paul Young hit "Senso Madonna", we upped it to an iPod, and it boosts my bone even when Bulgarians burst in bearing blank guns.

[WorkTravel80]

Not being an expert (only visited Artemis about 10 or so times) nor local, I recall a very nice session with Pearl from Ghana last March. I don't know if she is still around. She is tall, though, and you have to prepare yourself to haggle over the money (time spent in room, for example) , but she seems smart, talks perfect English, has a tight, slim body and provides a nice combination of GFE / PSE.

Here is a link to my report (March 2012) :

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1260189&viewfull=1#post1260189Thanks Kurre. Sounds great. If I should go with a black girl I like them kind of thin, but with some curves. Not to tall.

[Hessen Bub]

Hey, Ill be visiting Artemis this fall. Arriving a Monday, hope this will be an ok day to visit the club.

Entrance. 10 euros more per 30 min session and 110 euros for an hour no (?) I have no idea what line-up will look like in fall. Monday is a slower day, Sunday and Monday have special discounts for retired people and cab drivers.

About the pricing: Every 30min session is 60 EUR, so 60min are 120 EUR. Extras (CIM) are 50 EUR.

HB

[Delbhoy]

Seems I missed all the action on Thursday the one and only time I visit Artemis, phewww Close one there I'd say!

Arrived about one in the afternoon and stayed until about just after 11pm and guys iv got to say this is one of the most enjoyable times of my life.

As I say iv never been to a Fkk club before iv been to many so called saunas here in the uk but this was like heaven compared to the uk version of saunas.

Arrive at the front door to be greeted by the hostess at reception who informed me of the rules and prices, as I was payin door fee I just lifted my head to be greeted by the most wonderful sight of at least 6 fully naked lovelies just standing at the lockers waiting to be paid for their services, I could'nt wait to get changed and get in there so to speak. Got changed had shower then surveyed the upstairs bar area and wowwwww What a sight, there is a god after all, I'd say there must have been at least 50 girls on all walking here and there. I went down stairs to the wellness area had some drink and a chillout when I was approached for the first time by a thai girl now I'm not good at remembering names but I think it was Iris who had nipples you could hang a wet winters coat off of they were that big, we got talking were she gave the hard sell that she would do me the best time of my life shit I thought yeah yeah where have I heard that 1 before, anyway as I was sitting chatting to her her hand slips inside my robe and starts to grip hold of my cock and starts to play with it, so I went with the flow and have to say after a while I took her upstairs and yeah she did as she promised but I wouldn't say it was the time of my life above average at best 60 euro gone but hey.

After some rest in the sauna and lazing about in the pool I was sitting in the loungers when a girl from Bulgaria just sat astride me gave me the same chat as the thai and I was a little more cautious but I said no politley and off she went. Sat there for a while batting off all these visions of hotness I thought to myself I feel like Rodger Federer at tennis batting away all these girls, then a stunner came my way Marie I think her name from Bulgaria again, more chat then the hand inside the robe, this was manna from heaven LOL promised the works in the room and boyyyy she delivered big style blonde hair pert tits nice bum tight pusst which was surprising as she would be fucked at least 10 to 20 times a day. In the room started off with BBBJ then was time for me to DATY woww sweet tasting after some time on with the condom in the mouth for a perfect roll on, had her doggy and her little ass hole was just so inviting I gave it a little poke with my finger to gauge response had no complaints so slid it in a little more and as I was pounding away she was letting out moans the deeper I went after 10mins I just exploaded in her soaking pussy fell on the bed knackered cleaned up and off we went. Had some more rest then time for dinner, after dinner had a wonder about again and settled in the kino for some porn, this was a good choice as the porn on offer was REAL girls sucking cock riding away till their hearts were content. As I sat there the stream of girls passing by was fantastic more and more were asking for me to go upstairs 1 on 1 2 on 1 even 3 on 1 I thought I'm dreaming LOL. As I sat in the kino a couple of girls from Poland wanted me to take them in the kino beds but I was resting and said later, then later 1 of them came back long dyed blonde hair tits not huge but just nice amazing ass on her I took her so we sat in the kino where she started to blow me off in front of everyone walkin past fuck it I thought go with the flow so I just let her get on with it by this time I was lookin for sum anal fun and she said she didn't really do anal but would give it a try if I wasnt to big, well I didn't think I was till she said I was to thick for her tiny little ass hole I was gutted but to my surprise she sais she would do it so off we went to the kino room she asked if her friend could watch I had no problem with that LOL after shagging her doggy she lubed up her ass and in I went with caution her friend just stood there saying it won't fit I was saying it will so it it went and she let out a scream but as I got in 2 my stride she was enjoying it and askin me to pound her harder half way through her friend asked me to pull out to see how wide her ass hole was and when I did she said it looked wider than Karl Marx Allee LOL. By this time I was getting well and trully knackered and was just about to leave when I was coming upstairs wen I saw a hot little babe short dark hair no tits and I meen no tits but what I would call 2 amazing toasted marshmallows for nipples and I was wanting to munch on them, so I gave myself half hout to rest then went to find her she was just going upstairs with some 1 so hae to wait but it was worth it, in the room BBBJ munched away on those nipples and had a hot sex session.

This wa smy first time in a Fkk sauna and if only the laws in the UK were more like they are in Germany I'd die a happy chap. Artemis and Berlin I salute you on your hospitality and hope to return ASAP.

Del

[Rocketboy0]

N90. there are occasionally 2 black girls at the Bahnhoff who are also Latinas. One is a Brasilian, the other hottie is Cuban, I think Stella, even nicerN90-The current Berlin heat wave frying my feeble brain- Stella is actually named Bella, and she may divorce me for this error. Her picture on the Artemis website. The photo does not show her of mixed blood, but she is as well as being one of the prettiest girls in the Bahnhoff, and she rocks.

[PeterJW]

Hi everyone,

I've read and visited this forum several times anonymously but never gotten around to give anything in return (and that had no sexual innuendo). But this last weekend I had a great experience in Berlin and especially at Artemis so I thought, we-ell, it just might give someone some info that hasn't been covered before (even though I doubt it). This might come on as long and tiresome, and for that I apologize. Also, do note that English isn't my native tounge.

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So here it goes and mind you, it's free to stop reading my ramblings at any time;

I arrived to Berlin at around lunch-ish or so last Friday. Nice day. Warm, sunny. Checked in, boozed up from the local supermarket. Not super-over-the-counter-drunk but enough to get my nerves in order for my first FKK visit. Well, I have to admit that the reports of shootings didn't help the nerves nor my liver. I'm not especially well equipped for situations containing guns in general and stark naked with pink slippers I'm not going to outrun anyone (of that with pink slippers I did ofc not know yet. And why do we lesser equipped people, foot-wise only mind you, deserve that hideous color?).

Got to Artemis at around 3 in the afternoon. As previously mentioned I didn't see any extra security (or heard any rumors or comments about it from any guest, staff or girl). Was asked as everyone else if I had been there before, I chose to go down the lying path and said yes. Got robe, plastic band, a key and off I went into the abyss. I was a tad bit surprised how fairly busy the place was at that hour on a regular workday. There were quite a few Italians and Swedes. Some locals ofc and a couple of probably Japanese origin. Most minding their own business with 'gangs' of Italian and Swedes standing out with raised voices and more alpha male tendencies as it gets when in a group and the hierarchy has to be laid out. The east European streak with guns blazing I didn't see much of. The lineup of girls was pretty good but of the reports judging here I thought that it might get better and it did just that later after 5-6. But with a few drinks under the vest, not having jacked off for a while, threw me under the bus and I succumbed to the first big tittied blonde that lay her shark eyes upon me.

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Jessie:

Half German, half Polish. Blonde. Great tits. Face to die for. In short, what you would call a true optifick (ay why yes I picked that abbr. Up quickly). We agreed on half an hour, she pleaded quite aggressively before heading to the room for 3somes and extras but I at least had the coolness to avoid that pitfall. When she said 3some I asked with whom, and she just pointed randomly at the bar in the lounge with an expression that clearly said that she didn't really care. That gave me the feeling this wasn't going to be great but at that time my brain wasn't fully in charge.

When we got to the room she didn't want to do any DFK and after getting my cock up and running she went gunning for it before I could even think of DATY or such. Then after about 1 minute (not kidding, I had a watch on me) riding my stiff friend she just jumped off and mumbled that I should do the rest. She decided that we were going to do it doggy style and lucky me I was in such nervous state that I could have gotten a place in American Pie 47 so I came pretty quickly regardless. She bolted almost immediately for the door even though it couldn't have passed more than 10 minutes total since we entered the room. A little tea and sympathy cuddle would've been nice to make up for the lesser stellar performance on both sides but nope. I paid her the agreed 60euros and decided to be more careful afterwards. Less dick, more brain. In a way, I guess I would've unloaded fast and easy on the first one regardless. Maybe it was just good I got the first shot of at someone I didn't really care about not doing so great with.

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I went downstairs and took a seat amongst the sofas around the smaller bar. This sort of became my home during that stay (and the next visit on Sunday). I don't like being in the center of attention as you are in the lounge plus the smoke there is awful. You do miss a lot of the girls and the ones wandering down might not always be the best. So heed a fair warning to those seeking to go that route.

I quite rapidly saw how most girls work that wandered around. They almost all had the scent of prey pumping through them and the standard icebreaker was 'Is this your first time here? ' to which I quickly added 'Of course not. I've been here many times before. ' I don't know if this is so standard as I experienced it or if it was my more shy approach in a corner with an innocent look upon me that attracted them to open with that line as much as they did. I then most often continued saying that liked sex with DATY, DFK etc which is quite difficult to do towards someone not used being talked back at and in a language they don't quite comprehend fully. If they then responded with saying something like 'We are going to have a party. You and me baby. Come on. Sexy party for you' on broken eastern-Romanian-accent I almost screamed NEIN DANKE for fear of a new shark-attack on my lower loins.

Most of the time my humble apologizes let me of the hook quite easily, and none became actually aggressive or such as I've read that some as experienced. But turning down girls as pretty as a midsummer eves dream isn't for the fainthearted and it took a while to get used to that (if I ever did).

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Betty:

Hungarian. Red hair semi-length. Quite small tits. A bit older, forgotten exactly how old but probably around 30 I guess. Not the prettiest among the girls but she had a lovely smile and seemed to have a very nice personality. When she approached me she asked for permission to enter my private sphere by waving and smiling, much more to my liking than how other interacted. I was intrigued and she complied with my wish to have more GFE sex with DATY and DFK. I took a chance with her and it paid off big time. Perfect session with great passion and both enjoying themselves. I actually do believe she came in the mere half hour we were at it, quite an accomplishment as I see it with how it usually ends for me and a working girl. Last I heard (not from her directly though) she's back in Hungary now. I can definitely recommend this girl if you come upon her again at Artemis and isn't afraid of trying something that might not look quite up to par with the rest optificks.

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After these things get a bit blurry on the details and in which order they came in, but I remember turning down lots more women (now it was past that 5-6 hour mark) and I ate some too. Not that good in all honest opinion and I had trouble keeping my focus on the food if you know what I mean.

One of the persons I had turned down was the most petite woman I had seen in there since I arrived. And I can't for the life of me remember her name afterwards other than her 'nickname'. She was only 1. 50 meters tall with quite large tits on such small body. What caught my eye was the personality that was rather cheeky and she seemed to have a strange humor about her that bubbled up. After I had turned her down very easy with the phrase 'Maybe later? ', since I was still resting from Betty, she said that she was going to stay upstairs and I had to come get her when I was ready. Then when she walked away she turned around and did that hand sign with two fingers from her eyes towards me and shouted 'I'm watching you! ' – LOL. Such a little devil!

And of course the nickname went hand in hand with her personality. 'Everyone knows about me! I'm the smallest girl here! Even smaller than all the thai. Ask anyone about mini-muschi and they'll know who you're talking about'. Now please correct me with her name as she fully deserves it and I'll continue to stay in the corner ashamed.

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Sammy and Mini-muschi:

Both are German if I remember correctly. As I said before, I can't for the lives of me remember her name other than the nickname that she taught me. But I knew when I met up with her and her girlfriend Sammy (whom I had not seen before) wandering around a bit later that I had to have her. And by God did it just make me more intrigued because the sight of her wandering around with Sammy who is 1. 80 tall, with heels almost 2 meters was so quirky that I didn't know where to look. If I hadn't been so shy I would've laughed right out, which I later did, together with them. They really did remind you of Laurel and Hardy and with me at 1. 70 we looked like triplets.

When I met up with her she was keen on getting with me as she had not forgotten about our previous agreement. When this happened Sammy walked away and then I noticed her big bad ass tattoo on her back. Wow! What an amazon of a woman. She looked like as if she could toss me into the shark tank with a yawn. Ofc mini-muschi saw my eyes gorging at her girlfriend walking away and quickly saw the opportunity to cash in on it and ran after her so I ended up with a 3some, a tad bit unplanned as I had not that much cash with me to make it a 1 hour lesbian ultra-deluxe event.

Nonetheless, both girls have raven black hair and piercings (mini-muschi had fore example one on her over lip and both had their muschis vajazzled if I remember correctly). Quite large titties on both. Looking at Sammys pictures now on Artemis website makes me wonder if she hasn't made an upgrade since those photos was taken. But my mind might be playing tricks with me.

With this setup laid out we made way to the room. I really, really liked both girls' personalities. I can see why they hung around each other because they had the same type of quirkiness about them. It was refreshing to have someone with self-distance at your hands just as long as you also play ball. When it comes to the actual sex, and not everything before and after, it was to be honest quite disappointment set in relation to how great everything else was. I think they might be more sharks in that regard that the service goes up with the price. When I wasn't willing to pay for extras, the personality was there but the DATY and DFK never came into play. I still wonder if it would have, had I had the money for extras.

But I'm not complaining that much. It was a good suck and fuck with two gorgeous women. So being my first 3some I did alright but I don't think they got so much out of it. Afterwards they hung around and had a smoke (I really don't like it but with those two, it's hard to resist the devil.). We laughed at so many things and mini-muschi taught me her nickname.

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After that I was completely beat and hade about 5 euros left in my wallet. I went back to town for more alcohol and some sleep. Next day, Saturday, I went to Monrouge and had a lovely session with a Spanish lass named Maria (they all seem to have that name). I might add an entry about it in the Berlin-thread since it was so great. I also had the chance to drink more beer with some scousers.

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On Sunday I woke up and as suspected was pretty beat up and hung over. This much sex and alcohol in 36 hours wasn't my body really impressed with. I swallowed painkillers with more booze and hit the streets. And boy was it warm. I'm not kidding you. I melted to the ground as I made my way to Artemis again. This was about noon and it was already way pass 30 degrees. It was my walk to Golgotha, paying for my sins at which I had and was to embark upon.

Arriving at Artemis on a Sunday at noon was a strange feeling. It was more or less deserted. There were perhaps 2 other persons in the changing rooms besides me. I showered and made my way downstairs by pure routine. All the girls seemed aware as to the fact that 'If a bloke shows up here on a Sunday at noon, he's a pro and no shark material' so they avoided you much more cautiously. Or perhaps I didn't give away that much prey scent any longer (or perhaps too much booze scent.).

Anyhow, I sat down at the bar and watched some reruns of fussball on the TV and read my book. Yes, this time I remembered to bring a book. Best thing ever to have if you want to look busy and avoid girls approaching you –key lesson learned. After an hour or so, at around 2 things started to get almost boring and I was trying make up my mind what to do. I thought about looking for one of the earlier Friday girls (not Jessie) but before that I felt a hand in my neck and soft voice like an angel whispered in my ear 'What are you reading'.

This was Nina. We-ell. I don't think I need to introduce her any further than has already been done by so many. Her eyes, her slender body. Yummy. She wanted to go to the Kino and why, that sounded like a great idea to me. We talked a bit. We had both our first sessions with each other and she got a bit more relaxed with that. She did BBBJ and let me play with her and did some kissing and cuddling. But no DFK, neither there nor later in the room. I don't know if this is common standard with her, but surprised me a little. I've had my experience with BJ in an open environment but this was extraordinary good. And to do it in front of a porno was a nice icing on the cake let me tell you that.

Later in the room she let me do full DATY and I enjoyed it too much until she nearly ripped my head off and said panting 'no more. Now fuck! ' and she strapped on the condom and I wanted to do missionary and look into her lavishly beautiful eyes. I didn't last too long after all that new excitement with Kino etc so I didn't think she came but she had seemed to be very close and had enjoyed it a lot. Her eyes rolled back at the end so. Close with such a pro is good enough for me. If half of what is said here is true I'm glad I made it that far and it made me memory for life. I gave her a good sized tip just for the sake of encouraging such professionalism.

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If I had been on the verge of breaking down before and during my transport to Artemis, the hours after my session with Nina kind of reminded me of Dantes inferno where my whole body screamed at me that it has had enough. I lingered around trying to muster the energy to go out with a bang. I was betting all on one horse and hoped for my body and mind to not give up. It was going to be a 3some with all the bells and whistles I had missed out on last Friday with Sammy and Mini-muschi.

At this point I also had hoped that the pace would've picked up slightly when it came to the woman. The standard was still pretty low, and I couldn't find anyone I had previously been with so I sat down in the lounge and swung at all the sharks that troddled pass. I was just about beginning to see it as a sign of that maybe I should leave it at that when I heard a voice calling that echoed of something interesting.

It was Brigitta from Hungary. Such lovely eyes (greenish?) , huge tits, blond hair and a rad tattoo that covered her arm. Oh boy I thought. This might be my chance. She hurried along and found her friend Evelyn. I had seen her before, on my Friday visit but hadn't had any session with her. Also from Hungary, brown hair and eyes. Big tits. Older than most other (35 I think, Brigitta was 29-30 or such) but had a nice and caring personality. We talked a bit about this and that. And when I said I had been with Nina they both responded with 'so you where that guy in the kino earlier'. And I was like WTF? But didn't pursue it further how they knew about that, I figured they must have walked by and seen us. Or maybe Nina had gossiped about that crazy dude that wouldn't stop licking her muschi! LOL.

Anyway. We agreed to go upstairs together and decided to go flat out with 1 hour and lesbian. DATY and DFK was no problem with either and they were both much more passionate and cuddly then my previous 3some. Things started off great. Damn this was the time of my life. They did BBBJ on me and had lesbian sex with each other while I both watched and helped them out. The lesbian act was a little staged and robotic sometimes if you want to be fussy but I wasn't complaining.

Then the reality of having had sex with at that time 8 different women in less than 48 hours crept up on me. The heat, bloody warm in the room, all the alcohol and some painkillers on top of that (nonprescription mind you, not a bloody junkie, took it for the headache) and then performing like a stallion of my dreams with these babes. If only I had just fainted. That would've been OK. But no, I had to go on top of one of the girls and then start bleeding like a pig from the nose. Mein gott.

As that happened I saw my life swoosch by as I was hoisted of the roof by some security guard who thought I was trying to spread HIV like a roaring elephant squirting water from his trunk. I literally dove of the bed away from the girls in shame, fear and all at once for not wanting them getting blood-sprayed. I was literally looking like that guy Randy in HIMYM that became Barney's wingman and got a nose bleed every time he gets an erection. Fan-fucking-tastic I thought to myself lying half of the bed not knowing if I should try and outrun everyone in my pink flipflops (as I had said earlier, wasn't my cup of tea) or scream sorry and hope for the best. I chose the latter. And then their motherly instincts kicked in and the brought me up, got me a wet towel and pampered me.

Now with some distance. That might be the best nose bleed in all of times. Two hot chicks throwing themselves at you and kissing you better again, I could think of worse possible scenarios (as I imagined with that security guard). We joked about it being a good call of me that I decided to go for the 1 hour since I now needed to rest for several minutes. Then they were both good sports and made me cum at least, while still lying on my back. Rest of the time they spent massaging and caring for me. So sort of not so bad in the end anyhow.

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Lessons learned:

Hungarian girls are lovely.

Need to be wary of the blonde, young Germans / Polish.

Most older chicks at Artemis seemed to be more pros and less sharks.

Bring book to read and thus preventing to find a spot in ceiling when avoiding eye contact with sharks.

And for the love of God, don't mix alcohol, extreme heat and 8 girls in 48 hours.

/Peter, who will be back in his pink slippers. But hopefully without a bleeding nose.

[Belvaros]

Thanks Kurre. Sounds great. If I should go with a black girl I like them kind of thin, but with some curves. Not to tall.There was a very nice darker lady there called I think Asia. Not sure of her origins but she seemed to be what you are looking for.

Meanwhile I cannot get back into Europe (Schengen states) for another 3 months so will sadly miss the very lovely lasses at Artemis.

[Sdrumm]

I was been two days to the Artemis.

Arriving around 12, 00 and exit around 1 a. M.

In these two days I met 9 girls (1 twice) and this is my ranking.

1) Betsy 30 ys. Or. Poland

2) Caterine 27y. Or. Siberia

3) Girl from Latvia (I don't remember the name) 25 ys. Or.

4) Guendalina 30 ys. Or. Poland.

My advice: stay away from German and Polish young blond.

[Rocketboy0]

I was been two days to the Artemis. Arriving around 12, 00 and exit around 1 a. M.As Angus replied last week to another spartan report, can't you at least describe each of the girls, and (briefly) what was good or not so? It really is a help to the Forum. I understand writing is more difficult in a second, non-native language, but yours is fine. You saw 9 but only list 4 (with 1 repeat so that's 5-what about the rest? And why the pretty odd comment about avoiding certain countries and hair types, presumably among the missing 4 you did not report on? The rest of us are of course grateful you have freed them up. My weekly shopping list has more info than yours. If you go to the trouble to post, why not make it a little more helpful? Thanks.

[Didi Vise]

When an Artemis or any othe FKK girl is g 3-some I politly decline the offer and her services and I explain to her that until she tried to push the 3-some I was interested in her but no more.

A working girl that respect you and your time shouldn't push for that.

[Simex]

Gents,

Can anyone name their top 5 optik fu#k at Artemis right this moment, I know girls come and go. Looking to visit

Artemis after a 12 months gap from 5-9 September.

Any stunning 10/10 I should look out for.

I promise to report back on in-room performance and attitude.

Simex.


When an Artemis or any othe FKK girl is g 3-some I politly decline the offer and her services and I explain to her that until she tried to push the 3-some I was interested in her but no more.

A working girl that respect you and your time shouldn't push for that.

[Angus Magee]

Optifik is a pretty subjective thing. What does it for me might very well not do it for you. That said, as far as I am concerned Lia, a tall German blond with legs that go on forever. Her service is good but not great in that you are unlikely t forget that it is a paid session. But she is shockingly beautiful in my opinion.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Lia.jpg

AM.


Gents,

Can anyone name their top 5 optik fu#k at Artemis right this moment, I know girls come and go. Looking to visit

Artemis after a 12 months gap from 5-9 September.

Any stunning 10/10 I should look out for.

I promise to report back on in-room performance and attitude.

Simex.

[Simex]

Thank you AM. Lia on my list to do.

If any of you guys are in Zurich. Nora my definition of a 10/10.

http://www.beatrice-privat.ch/detail.php?girl=143


Optifik is a pretty subjective thing. What does it for me might very well not do it for you. That said, as far as I am concerned Lia, a tall German blond with legs that go on forever. Her service is good but not great in that you are unlikely t forget that it is a paid session. But she is shockingly beautiful in my opinion.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Lia.jpg

AM.

[Belvaros]

Gents,

Can anyone name their top 5 optik fu#k at Artemis right this moment, I know girls come and go. Looking to visit

Artemis after a 12 months gap from 5-9 September.

Any stunning 10/10 I should look out for.

I promise to report back on in-room performance and attitude.

Simex.Opti-5.

Hillary, Lia, Jenna, Brigitta, Katherina

[Didi Vise]

Gents,

Can anyone name their top 5 optik fu#k at Artemis right this moment, I know girls come and go. Looking to visit

Artemis after a 12 months gap from 5-9 September.

Any stunning 10/10 I should look out for.

I promise to report back on in-room performance and attitude.

Simex.I am loyal to Nina,

My visits to Berlin are so rare that I actually miss her service and smile.

[Angus Magee]

I am loyal to Nina,

My visits to Berlin are so rare that I actually miss her service and smile.Not to quibble words but to me Nina is not at all an Optifik. She is a naturally beautiful woman and her service is great. An optifik usually implies that even if the service is not that great (as I say, with Lia you are unlikely to forget that it is a paid session) you fuck her anyway-if only for the optical pleasure.

That said, if you are looking for a natural beauty who is intelligent, a good conversationalist and who is actually a great lay- yes, Nina is your girl. Or one of them ;)

AM

[Rocketboy0]

Just for you mongers planning on an Artemis trip soon, in 2 weeks, the massive Berlin Consumer Electronics Trade Fair
http://b2b.ifa-berlin.com/en/ runs officially from 31 Aug-5 Sept. The 3 nights Thursday 30 Aug- Sat 1 Sept will be massively, insanely busy at the Liebe Bahnhoff, amongst the busiest days of the year. You will be able to tell the most popular girls from the smoke pouring out of their various orifi. And all that viewing of Ultrabook vibrators, 200 inch flat screen TVs, not to mention internet connected dishwashers etc makes everyone massively horny (as if they needed much prodding), and still allow them to write off the trip as a business expense.

There can be new talent in for the onslaught, but it does get pretty insufferable at night with long waits for rooms, even long ques to just get in the front door, all systems and providers stressed to the max, etc. The trick is to get in, and out, early (like 14:30-20:30) , as has actually been covered earlier in this here Forum, if you search for it. Plan accordingly. And guns won't help you.

[Blue Swede]

And all that viewing of Ultrabook vibrators. 200 inch flat screen TVs, not to mention internet connected dishwashers etc makes everyone massively horny (as if they needed much prodding) , and still allow them to write off the trip as a business expense.

There can be new talent in for the onslaught, but it does get pretty insufferable at night with long waits for rooms, even long ques to just get in the front door, all systems and providers stressed to the max, etc. The trick is to get in, and out, early (like 14:30-20:30) , as has actually been covered earlier in this here Forum, if you search for it. Plan accordingly. And guns won't help you.You forgot the smokin hot models in TIGHT overalls that tries to persuade you to try out a Philips shaving machine!

That can give you naughty ideas for sure! Else, I can just concur to the strategy you describe. Go early, beat the rush. Then you can watch the scene later for amusement. I'll be there from 30 Aug, that first night use to be good, like a (nude) dress rehearsing for the weekend for the girls.

Anyone else having similar plans?

Blue

[Krazydude]

So I finally made my way to Artemis. I was there on a Monday (20 August 2012) as previously mentioned in this thread. Landed at Tegel and it was 34 deg Celcius outside and I thought, I hope the heat does not interfere my FKK Artemis experience. Reached my hotel, parked my suitcases and then headed out to the nearest Strassebahn station. Got onto the S42 (ring line) and was at Westkreuz station in about 20-25 minutes. I had seen Angus's video on YouTube a day before I left, so it was quite easy to get out of the station and make my way to Artemis without any problems. Walked into Artemis and the lady at the reception was quite helpful (contrary to some of the reports earlier). I told her that it was my first time at Artemis and she explained the pricing and how the keys worked. Paid my €80, got a yellow robe and key strap. Kept my wallet and mobile phone in the small locker and then my clothes went in the larger locker. Took a shower and then entered the main bar area. It was a bit dark for me, but then I got accustomed to the low light in a few minutes. I noticed that the place was quite deserted. A few guys sitting on the sofas and a 2-3 girls around the bar. Grabbed a drink and then went around a quick survey of the area. No one in both kinos, almost all rooms empty, I thought have I made a mistake by coming early. Anyways I was there, so sat at the bar for a while and then realized that dinner was served (it was 1830 hrs). Had dinner, which was okay, nothing great, but filling. Had some fruit, soup and pasta. Around 1900 hrs I noticed more girls started coming it, but still more guys than girls. So it was time to pick my first girl for the night.

A) Dina / Deena from Slovakia. She waved at me from across the bar and came over for a chat. Had a nice chat with her and she was quite attentive, which is always a good sign. So off we went for a 5 min Kino BJ and then headed off the zimmer. 30 min, €60 well spent. Would repeat.

Be) Mila from Latvia. I was eyeing her all night. She had a cute face and the body type that I like, so I approached her, she was sitting on the sofa next to the bar. A quick talk and off we went to the kino and then to the zimmer. 30 min, €60 well spent. Would repeat.

See) Nadina from Hungary. Cute, short and had a nice pert ass. Talked to her at the bar, then the sofa. Her body was calling me, but her attitude was putting me off. I soldiered on and said lets go. No kino pre-show as she does not do that and that had some alarm bells ringing, but I said lets go on. In the zimmer, she was a bit mechanical and as soon as I was about to come, she up-sells CIM, which put me off, so I cut it short there and pay her the €60.

During my stay, I saw a lot of fake tits (I would say one out of three tits there were fake). There were girls who were trying to offer me a threesome and were not ready to take no for an answer. I had to back off and say that I was not into two girls (a blatant lie). There was also this blonde girl with a tattoo on her left ribcage area that I wanted to go with, but by the time I go to her, she already was taken (and gave this guy quite a good BJ in the kino). There were two other German girls that I chatted with (forgot their names) , who I would have gone with, but it was almost past midnight and I had to leave as I had a important meeting the next day.

I like Artemis and would consider going there again, but would still maintain that Oase is my favorite FKK till date.

[Rocketboy0]

So I finally made my way to Artemis. .I would say one out of three tits there were fake.KrazyD, I think you are right on this, especially if they were all on one girl.

I was at the pre IFA Arts show Fri night 24 Aug, and I hate to admit it, but I left early 9pm ish, un-gepopped. Just the same old same old, lots of regulars back, but I just had the feeling that I have done it all and the vibe at the moment is so uneven. For non-regulars it is fine, but IMHO, serious new blood is needed. Just tired of all the young silly girls. The private bordellos at the moment have some cracking good alternatives and I shall be doing that for quite a while.

Also, the little shooting thing was a bit more serious than first reported, even though blanks indeed were involved, and all took place in the parking lot, not inside the building. But 2 of the security guards were hurt (one was shot 4 times in the back and was walking around with the bandages on Fri night. The other was hit on the side near in the stomach point blank, and required surgery. Apparently his liver was barely missed. However, it seems one of the perps was a regular at the Bahnhoff, and he was I'd'd and all faces recorded on video. I asked around and there were rumours that they were caught but no one wanted to really talk about it (duh). Anyway a nasty business. The whole thing just got me down, and added to the "what is the point" feeling that compelled me to saddle up and git oudda town. I am sure occasional visitors won't feel all this and will enjoy themselves.

[Didi Vise]

Regarding the shooting, howvcan you get hurt from blanks?

Something sounds fishy.

[Angus Magee]

Regarding the shooting, howvcan you get hurt from blanks?Not much into guns and gun lore but google is my friend.

Here is how. Not only can you be injured but being killed is not unheard of.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blank_ (cartridge) #Safety.

And some cautionary tales from the film industry.

http://propguys.com/gundanger/

AM

[Jock180]

Regarding the shooting, howvcan you get hurt from blanks?

Something sounds fishy.Not 100% sure on the mechanics of it but from my time in the army any time we were using blank rounds on exercise there was a and attachment fitted to the muzzel of our rifles to make it safer.

[Rocketboy0]

Not 100% sure on the mechanics of it but from my time in the army any time we were using blank rounds on exercise there was a and attachment fitted to the muzzel of our rifles to make it safer.It would seem, based on the story we know, the Bulgarian hit squad forgot to attach this. Now perhaps, back to our regularly scheduled program.

[Don Christiano]

How bad are things right now with the IFA going on? Planing a big weekend in a weeks time (getting to Berlin on Friday) , but worried about the ratio. Last weekend (Sat) at the otherwise amazing GT waiting time for rooms was 45 mins, and by the time you made your way across to one of the Russian blondies, some flying Dutchman had already pu up his tent (sorry for that one but could not resist).

[Angus Magee]

Well we are still waiting for a report from some one who was there but the IFA does end on Wednesday so things will no doubt quiet down a bit. That said, September does tend to be a busier month all round.

AM.


How bad are things right now with the IFA going on? Planing a big weekend in a weeks time (getting to Berlin on Friday) , but worried about the ratio. Last weekend (Sat) at the otherwise amazing GT waiting time for rooms was 45 mins, and by the time you made your way across to one of the Russian blondies, some flying Dutchman had already pu up his tent (sorry for that one but could not resist).

[Lucknow]

First off, Sorry for the delayed report. This visit was on July 3, 11:30 to 5:00. I thought I had posted one after the trip, but recently looking back for my report Didn't find it. Only explanation is that I did not hit post button or something after review. Anyway since I had typed in original into a file, I am reposting with some. Edits given some info in newer reports on the forum.

For context, came from US to Berlin. First Trip of any kind to an FKK. Otherwise with some mongering experience in various places around the world (clubs, escorts, Massage parlors). I am an infrequent visitor to German (on business mainly). First trip to Berlin was in 2010 and had only time to do liberty, otherwise have been to Frankfurt RLD many years back and to Saarbrucken also in 2010. This is the lucky year as I am second time in Berlin already and will return in Nov. First trip to berlin in May this year was a sore disappointment, since stars didn't line up and I could not do any punting. In July gave myself extra day before return to make sure I made it to the heaven.

Got to Artemis at 11:30 on July 3, walking from Halensee Bahn reliving Angus's video. Construction was in swing in the Parking lot. It must be real difficult to focus for these guys. Might explain Tower of Pisa. Entry and locker routine as described here many times, all I can add is that guys on the forum haven't been making it all up.

First Impressions. Since I had watched all the videos and 3D tour and read the forum, the place felt very familiar. Only difference I noticed was that the facilites a bit older / less cleaner than what I imagined. But otherwise, was very impressed with the setup and ambience.

Environment. About 10 or so girls present and spotted 5-6 mongers on entry. But within an hour or so the club was buzzing with more mongers and girls. Holiday lineup has been covered here recently for July, which is probably what I encountered. On return, checking back on the website I could find very few girls from the names I had picked up at the club. Infact I could not find the 4 girls I did on the website. That said, I thought quality was good, majority seemed to be german (or said they were!) model types. Didn't find majority too pushy, and would take rejection nicely.

One girl (Lisa?) didn't take it quite well from me. Asked me to come sit with her on couch and proposed a session, When I told her I was resting she said Ciao and signaled to move off. When I left she said somehting in German, which quite sure was not a term of endearment.

Another interesting character was a girl with Xtra large fake boobs and tattos. She sat on couch most of the time I was there with cold looks. Never saw her talking to anyone or going to a session and she barely managed a smile as passerby's. Must have figured out a different business model! Well, I was quite tempted on number of occasions to let junior climb those two mountains of hers, but kept my head cool and avoided the frost bite.

In general, different girls had different approaches. Saw most of them walking and soliciting actively. Other than a couple didn't find anyone too pushy or nasty or Sharky.

Sessions. First one was a double take with Stella and Michela (?). Both Germans, Stella is from hamburg speaks fluent english, model type, golden blond and very pretty body and face with fake boobs. Michela was a stunning brunette mode GFE type, quiet and didn't speak much english. Stella seemed to be ring leader and Michela was following commands. As I entered the main bar area after arriving, Stella was sitting at the bar and called me out. We exchanged names etc and she immediately proposed a threesome with Mikela. I told her that I wanted to get something to eat first, she was nice enough to take me to cafeteria and told me to come look for her.

Although I wanted to scout more before hitting the first session, Michela would not get out of my mind. Came back to bar and asked Stella to go upstairs. Now threesome was on my list of things to do, but this didn't turn out to be much of lesbian business. Upstairs the room was a bit warm and only got hotter with pumping. The two girl session turned out to be complex, they cleaned junior to switch for BBBJ and changed condoms to switch. The girls weren't doing much to each other (other than handing condoms). Stella was in command in the room with all the talking and was directing Mikela to do stuff. After foreplay and BBBJ, Stella decided to ride me and started pumping fast thinking to getting me off quickly. But Junior was not in a mood to cooperate. Stella turned out to be lazy and gave up after just a bit, directing Mikela to take over. Mikela was absolutely stunning while riding with nice GFE corkscrew humping. Mikela doesn't speak much english but was fluent in Ooh baby / come on baby. Junior gave in after a bit. Overall 220 Es spent well. Would have repeated Mikela if I could find her alone.

Second one was Luna (austrian). Slim and pretty girl with petite tits and tattos in the back. She is more sporty / tomboyish type. After recovering, caught Luna downstairs and asked for BJ in Kino. Her BJ was a bit toothy, but she was looking in the eyes which as sexy. CIM finish after a bit in the Kino. During the session couple of mongers walked by, somewhat stunned at the happenings in the Kino. Although the porn movie was useless, the environment was erotic and first one for me. 110Es very well spent.

Last session was with Dalia. Was looking for a GFE type, and had my eyes for Carolina from Lithuania. But I could not find her at the time and had to leave (at 5PM) so settled for Dalia. She is German with turkish origin. Dark Haired, maybe a 7/10. The session started with BJ in Kino downstairs and then moved to the room next to kino. The session was OK, nothing great but nothing bad either. 110 E for CIM finish. Won't be very high on the repeat list.

Left Artemis at 5PM. Overall a great first time experience, would repeat during Nov Trip. Thanks to everyone for great info on the forum.

[Pharisaer]

Sessions. First one was a double take with Stella and Michela (?).Michela = Michelle. Some days ago a similar session was described (see post 4074).


Second one was Luna (austrian).Luna = Lulu.

[ZimmerBaby]

Michelle is from Colombia if I am not mixing things up now. Sometimes using hairextensions, and has the most beautiful eyes.

[Pharisaer]

Michelle is from Colombia if I am not mixing things up now.Your're right, thats her story. She fluently speaks Spanish (IMHO with a Catalan accent) and German. Don't mix her up with Romanian girl Micaela.

[Charlie 123]

Hi All.

I've been away and missed the discussion about the big argument, so some of this may have been covered here already. Sorry for any duplication.

The day afterwards I was with one of my favourite girls. I oughtn't to specify precisely which one perhaps, but she is one of the Bulgarian crew and a long-time reg of mine. She was at the centre of the incident. This is what she told me :-

Two Russians mafiosi types had block booked the VIP quarters for 7 or 8 hours. Two girls were already upstairs and she was invited to join the party, partly because of her Russian language skills. One of the Russkies was with 2 girls. She attended to the second on her own. She was with him for 5 hours and her charges came to 650 Euros. She reminded him at various points of the charges that he was running up and he claimed to be aware. Come closing time, her guy had handed over to management 3000 euros in room and champagne costs and the other Russkie produced a similar sum. Then the trouble started. Nobody wanted to pay the girls for their time, claiming that they had paid enough money and that the sex should not be chargeable on top of the VIP / champers bill. A huge row developed. Both the punters were smashed on champagne and got nasty. A security guy got shot in the melee and they took off without paying the girls. Perhaps the other girls got their money, I'm not sure, but the Bulgarian got stiffed for her 650E and was distraught about it, poor lass.

I am surprised that the management at Artemis allowed her to get fucked like this. They got thousands from the Russians. It really wouldn't have been a terrible thing if they'd compensated her for her loss by perhaps giving her a few hundred to ease the pain (perhaps 50 per cent of her entitlement?). They'd have still made a tidy sum from the Russians and she would at least have had a decent night if not a spectacular one. Instead she was stll in tears about it 2 days later.

Nasty business.

C

[Norjan]

they cleaned junior.?

Norjan

[Yakob]

?

NorjanI think Lucknow mean that the girls clean his dick with a wet wipe whenever they change girl to suck his dick. I find it irritable enough and a mood killer when I have to change the condom when changing between girls or the girls wipe your dick with a wet wipe before they blow you when you just had a shower just before you book them. Yet, having the girl wipe your dick off when they change the girl sucking is catastrophic fastidious. I think my friend go to sleep when this happen.

[SouthYorkshire]

Overcrowded, bad attitude from the staff and actually not that good girls. This was not the best club to finish off the Germany tour, it was quite a shame we didn't go somewhere else like perhaps Stuttgart or Cologne or perhaps even Ingolstadt and the Hawaii FKK.

Not sure why everybody talks so highly about Artemis. The only positive point is the location which is very close to the center.

[London Traveller]

Two Russians mafiosi types had block booked the VIP quarters for 7 or 8 hours. Two girls were already upstairs and she was invited to join the party, partly because of her Russian language skills. One of the Russkies was with 2 girls. She attended to the second on her own. She was with him for 5 hours and her charges came to 650 Euros. She reminded him at various points of the charges that he was running up and he claimed to be aware. Come closing time, her guy had handed over to management 3000 euros in room and champagne costs and the other Russkie produced a similar sum. Then the trouble started. Nobody wanted to pay the girls for their time, claiming that they had paid enough money and that the sex should not be chargeable on top of the VIP / champers bill. A huge row developed. Both the punters were smashed on champagne and got nasty. A security guy got shot in the melee and they took off without paying the girls. Perhaps the other girls got their money, I'm not sure, but the Bulgarian got stiffed for her 650E and was distraught about it, poor lass.

I am surprised that the management at Artemis allowed her to get fucked like this. They got thousands from the Russians. It really wouldn't have been a terrible thing if they'd compensated her for her loss by perhaps giving her a few hundred to ease the pain (perhaps 50 per cent of her entitlement?). They'd have still made a tidy sum from the Russians and she would at least have had a decent night if not a spectacular one. Instead she was still in tears about it 2 days later.Hi Charlie, Thanks for the interesting story. To me it doesn't quite all add up, but never mind. However, my view is that Artemis doesn't make money from this kind of fracas as they lose valuable goodwill in the city and actual business in the short term, due to punters being scared off for a bit. It only takes 20 guys not to show up for one week and the club is down 1600 euros. Also they may have to pay for another security guy while one is off sick. This may be why management doesn't compensate the girl.

[Katinka]

Visited Artimis Monday. Had a session with Fatima. Very nice. Last year she was my favorite, but I guess taste change. She was good and I enjoyed it, but it wasnt as thrilling as my recollection.

Second session was Cindy from Poland. I was looking for a little blond spinner. But after I got her to the room I realized that she was to skinny. We are talking bony marony. But she had a cute little ass, so I took the ass view route, reverse cow girl and finished doggy. Not at all GFE. She had a program, so I thought, just go with it. She did give a nice BJ, though.

[Purayil]

Munich was all business& solo fun, thanks to XXL. Reached Tegel on 28 th Aug and arrived at Apartment hotel near Berlin Hbf via TXL. Agenda was to spend 2, daysatArtemis and I day at one of the PT / gang bang clubs. Reached Artemis by 3 pm (from Hbf platform 15 take S5 to Westkreuz & the way from the station to Artemis is vividly described in the Forum) &after the customary formalities.paying the entry fee, keeping things in the big& small lockers& wash-reached the smoking zone. There were about 20 girlsatthat time. Wanted to have 8 or 9! As the first one & luckily Melody, the German beau with black hair, good english& GFE was free. Spent a lovely 30 mts (repeatable any time, only disappointment being she will do only baby kissing, but then is ready for everything). She said generally she won't approach the customers & it is vice versa. After some refreshments (food was nothing to write home about but plenty) found a very articulate &energetic Pussa, she is turkish German with curly black hair. Spent an hour with her does everything but A+. She is maybe only 7 but then good companion with boundless energy. Around 9 pm saw a cute Moldavian jasmina, only 30 mts this time but then liked the session. Around 11 pm, thought of calling it a day but then was attracted by a reagal looking chek beauty? Natasha whom I cautioned about her being the 4 th girl of the afternoon. She was patient&passionate & could get it out my system after a hectic 1 hr. In was not in a mood to walk back to the station& got a cab instead & hit the sack by 123.

I spent 29 th August at Erlebniswohnung (realty a tongu twisting name) see my report.

30 th August, went back to Artemis a little early this time by 12 noon. The duo of Stella, Michelle was after me right from my entry saying that Melody is their friend. Though I saw them in high demand on the previous occasion, I was not in a mood to start the day with a duo. The disappointment came in the form a German beu? Ginsha whom when I approached said that she is waiting for another customer. I couldn't see anybody coming to her & I saw her sitting with Stella& Michelle. May be it was my bruised ego or utter foolishness, I went to the group & picked the duo of Stella Michelle. They did all the usual things a duo does but was trying to upsell everything. Both preferred doggie, Stella liked slow & soft while Michelle was was for fast &furious.

Despite all the up selling tactics which sort of dampened your mood, managed to cum with Michelle. Romanian Denisa was just the reverse. She is a girl with a boyish charm & was all eager to please. I told about my intention of cim & she tried it for about 20 mts & then when the bell rang at 30 mts I managed to cum in cowgirl. I thought she deserved the exra money &gave her 110 E but to my surprise, she gave me back 50. This possibly is the first time when the girl is paying you back. My final fun for the day was with the all smiling pretty Mendy from Budapest Hungary. I thought of spending an hour with her & discussed A+. Her answer was (she just had one anal previously) that the discomfort was not worth the money. It was a very enjoyable 1 hr & am sure to get back to her when I come back next time

[Catmouse123]

Artemis is very good, but it's not great. I still think that Globe in Zurich and Oase in Frankfurt are better. I went there, and there were probably 40 or more girls. Not that many were "stunners" though. There were a few that were good looking, but nothing making me think,"man, I got to bang that." I did bang this super-tall chick, like 180cm blonde with tatoo and stars. She calls herself jean. She was very skinny with silicone tits. Very beautiful girl. Did try an upsell to me, and got me for 100 euro. She kind of doesn't want to be a hooker, and it's obvious with her attitude. But she is skinny and fine, so I really could not resist. She is just a really hot chick, so I had to go for her.

Overall, there were solid women, but nothing super amazing. Perhaps it was because it was summer time.

[Ravein2]

Visited Artemis on Thursday evening, first day after the invasion of guys of an electronic pursuasion had ended. Which it obviously did. Ended, that is. Several of the girls commented (not always in a complaining voice, though) that it was very quiet that evening. I had been in Berlin a couple of days, but stayed away from Artemis during IFA, heeding the advice of veteran mongers.

So it was a nice and relaxed evening, however I noticed that several of the feminine mainstays were nowhere to be seen, probably getting some rest.

Did not really get into the normal groove but managed to experience the good and the bad of Artemis. First the good: Cristina from Moldova! Blond hottie, great bod, with nice natural B's. Nice chat in the bar (which played some nice music for an old-timer like me for a change, this was early in the evening of course. The deafening club-music followed later) before heading upstairs. No DFK, but everything else was just magnificent. Cristina used her oral skills all over, almost getting me off in the process. On to some serious action and soon I was a happy man. Great girl, nice to talk to, a definite repeat when I get back.

The bad? After Cristina I waited a long time without anyone really catching my interest. Was on my way out when Irina (ROM) grabbed hold of me. Instead of following my original plan I made the rookie mistake of letting the little head take charge and I did not have the willpower to turn her down. Why, I don't know. I had said no to plenty of other, better looking, girls but this time my defenses were down. So, Irina is also a blond, nice bod, and again natural B's. We did not really chat much before we were zimmer-bound, so it was a gamble. In the room she was quite cold and uninterested, but I could have overcome (literally) that if she performed well. But no. Out of the blue she only wanted to do oral covered, which put me off. I am so used to OWO in Artemis that I never ask girls about this before heading upstairs. Live and learn I guess. The lacklustre performance continued in cowgirl and doggie, when she insisted on keeping her hand on my dick to prevent me going deep. (And no, I am not huge.) I soon lost interest and ended the session after just 20 minutes.

But even if I left Artemis on a sour note it was not a wasted evening. The food was quite ok (at least while the chicken curry lasted) , and the vibe was quite relaxed. Cristina was great, and I hope to session with her again. But maybe, just maybe, I should try out a couple of other FKKs to see how Artemis really ranks. Ahhh. Why is there no serious competition in Berlin.

[Ratak]

Hi all!

I had the opportunity to visit Berlin last week with a one free night, so what else to do but go to Artemis as a I have read quite nice reports from it. It was my first visit to a FKK, although I have some experience from working girls, mainly from Red Light District areas. I took a taxi from the hotel and at Artemis around 4pm. The woman in the reception cashed the 80 EUR and explained the rules quite quickly. I put my valuables to the small locker and headed for the big lockers for a change and a shower.

I had decided that I would first take a look around the premises and the girls and wouldn't fall for the first approaches. I took a cola from the lounge bar and started to wonder around the building. It didn't take a long until the first girl approached me. I was very nervous, but I managed to pass her. I think every girl saw that I was a first-timer and nervous as they started their approach by asking is this my first time there. I managed just to get to the downstairs when a more mature, maybe 35y Asian woman (maybe Iris) , approached me and told me that she could give me a oriental massage with no extra cost. I thought that might be a good idea to get me relaxed and I agreed to her suggestion. We went for upstairs and she started to give my back a massage. She was quite good and I got really relaxed, maybe too relaxed because I maybe lost a little bit track of time. After a nice massage, I was worried that my 30 min mark might be soon, so I started to go for the action. She had quite nice plastic tits with very nice and long nipples and she just loved when they were sucked. Also I did some nice DATY and she appeared to enjoy it. I asked can I put my finger inside her and for a little surprise she let me. After a few minutes she gave a rather short BJ with a condom (I didn't ask for BBBJ) , as she wanted me to do some Doggystyle. As this was my first round, I was about to come quite soon. She told me that just come and we could do it again, so I let my gun shoot. I thought that this quite nice compared to the experience from RLDs, so I asked how much would a second round be, maybe another 60EUR? She replied that let's not talk about money, it will ruin the atmosphere. Then my alarm bells started to ring a little bit. I was in belief that I was still in 60 EUR service, so I asked how much it is for now. She started to bumble around that she had the exact same charge as every other girl, don't worry just keep having fun and don't worry about the money. Then she started to explain me that we would have been in the room 1 hour and 5 minutes and there is no fee for 5 minutes, just 30 minutes. I was insisting her to tell me what was the charge until now. Finally she told that 270 EUR and it would be the same for every girl! I was like WHAT THE FUCK, are you kidding me? She tried to calm me down that it would be only 330 EUR if she would do me again. I was getting really nervous and angry for the rip-off attempt. I realized that it was likely that the session was more than 30 min, but no way more than 60 min. I told her that I would pay her 120 EUR max. She told me that no, no I had touched her pussy and fucked her from behind, those are extra costs for me. I informed her that I was leaving now and I would pay her 120 EUR. She muttered something and said okay if I would give her a big tip. Well we went for the small locker and I gave her 120 EUR and an angry look. She didn't say anything and just walked away.

So my visit didn't start so well. I checked the clock and for my estimation, we were at the room maybe 50 min. I learnt that one should have a watch to be on the safe side. I thought should I go talk about this to someone (management) , but decided not to do that to avoid any drama and I took the extra 60 EUR as a learning fee. Iris (or what ever) really noticed that this was my first time there and really tried to exploit it. Maybe a more nervous guy would have paid her the whole fee. I would recommend to avoid her. I decided that this experience wouldn't ruin my visit at Artemis and I reset my mind and went for some relaxing time to the Wellness area. I spent there around 45 min and I passed some approached. Then I went upstairs for a drink and for a girl.

At the lounge bar I noticed a very short girl (maybe 150cm) with quite big fake tits (they were very hard, which I didn't appreciate too much) , she was German and I think the name was Angelica. I approached her and she seemed very nice and lively so I decided to go with her to upstairs. I thought she would give a good GFE, which was indeed the case. Only thing was that she wasn't into any kissing or even me kissing to her neck which I like. Anyway she gave me nice BBBJ and then put the condom on and started first on a Reverse Cowgirl and then normal Cowgirl. The scenery was very nice on both positions. After that she wanted to do it on doggystyle and I was all for it. She looked very sexy when waiting me to penetrate her. There something for me when the girl is such a small or a very tall one. Anyway I fucked her for some time and maybe after 20 min I was ready. She was kind enough to give me a gentle back massage after the fuck until the 30 min was over. This was really nice experience, especially after the first one and I can really recommend her. I even gave her a tip and as the dinner time just started and we both were hungry, we headed to eat together.

After Angelica and dinner, I headed for Spa area for a sauna and relaxing. The Spa area is very relaxing and you can be there quite in peace, not so many approaches. As mentioned here, it would nice to have something to read there, to have something to do and also not get eye-contacted with the girls when relaxing. After maybe an hour I was ready to have some more action and I headed for the lounge area.

At the lounge area I took a cola and sat down to a sofa. There You don't have be very lonely as the girls are quite active. After a few girls passed came one girl which I passed downstairs maybe 10 min ago by a phrase 'maybe later'. She was quite good looking and especially her eyes were really pretty. Her tits were quite small, but not too and they were real. I learned that her name was Fatima and she was originally from Slovakia. I suspected that she would give me a good GFE and we went to upstairs. She really liked to kiss which was for me very nice. Also she gave an excellent BBBJ, very long and with passion. 10 points for that! Then a little Cowgirl action, Mish, doggystyle and I was ready maybe after 20-25min. We had nice talk for the rest of the time. Very nice experience indeed and I can recommend her!

After Fatima I wasn't sure if I would go for fourth one. But hey, I don't know when I have the next opportunity to visit any FKK so I decided to go for it! I went again downstairs to the spa area and staid there maybe for an hour. Then I headed again to the lounge area for a girl. I really wanted to pick a very best looking girl I could find and I was very picky. I could find any spectacular girl in the lounge so I went to the stairway to look for the girls who are coming downstairs after session.

Maybe after 30 min I noticed this brown haired very tall (maybe 182cm, over 190 with heels) and beautiful girl and I decided that she was it. I learnt that she was originally from Romania, but living now in Frankfurt, her name was I think Anka. All the upstairs rooms were taken, so we headed for kino area rooms. In my opinion, the rooms are quite the same. Anyway Anka was a bit passive, but gave anyway quite good GFE and I would grade service to 8½. Procedure was quite similar as before: BBBJ, Cowgirl, Mish and doggy. She nice medium (C?) size tits, looked they might be even real, they were quite soft. She was really pretty and slim and I was very happy with my lat choice.

After Anka I still got something to eat and took last look at the girls, but I had no energy for fifth round and it's was also getting a bit late and I had to wake up quite early the next day. Before I left I decided to share my experience with Iris (?) to the personnel of Artemis. At the reception there was a bit older lady who said she was some kind of manager. I told my experience and I think she believed me and took it seriously, although she was a bit upset that I told it so late.

Some lessons learnt from my first visit and now more ready to adventures to come.

[Galazy]

Iris = Irish.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/girls/img_0172/

For some reason she hounds me every time I'm at the A. After your report I'll be definitely avoiding in future.

[Pharisaer]

At the lounge bar I noticed a very short girl (maybe 150cm) with quite big fake tits (they were very hard, which I didn't appreciate too much) , she was German and I think the name was Angelica.Angelica = Angelina, aka. Mini-muschi

[Angus Magee]

Finally she told that 270 EUR and it would be the same for every girl! I was like WHAT THE FUCK, are you kidding me? She tried to calm me down that it would be only 330 EUR if she would do me again. I was getting really nervous and angry for the rip-off attempt. I realized that it was likely that the session was more than 30 min, but no way more than 60 min. I told her that I would pay her 120 EUR max. She told me that no, no I had touched her pussy and fucked her from behind, those are extra costs for me. I informed her that I was leaving now and I would pay her 120 EUR. She muttered something and said okay if I would give her a big tip. Well we went for the small locker and I gave her 120 EUR and an angry look. She didn't say anything and just walked away.What is to say except good that you stood your ground. Sounds like you handled the situation perfectly and managed a smooth exit. It is amazing what some of these girls try to pull.

Nice report.

AM

[The Limey]

I was like WHAT THE FUCK, are you kidding me? She tried to calm me down that it would be only 330 EUR if she would do me again. I was getting really nervous and angry for the rip-off attempt. I realized that it was likely that the session was more than 30 min, but no way more than 60 min. I told her that I would pay her 120 EUR max.Seems like you handled yourself well for a first-timer. As I've often observed, Artemis has many positive things about it, but it could be *so* much better if the management wasn't so weak and let the girls get away with so much. The ripoff girls make it hard for the good girls to generate business because of the suspicion that is generated in that kind of atmosphere.

My advice to all first-timers would be: if you chat to ten girls, and nine of them ask you if it is your first time, then go with the one who doesn't. There is a strong possibility that the others have bad intentions.

By the way, one thing Artemis desperately relies on to stay alive is fresh blood. The trouble is that the regular girls tend to grow embittered over time and develop a sort of union mentality. It doesn't have to have to be that way (it could just be the lax management again) but whatever the reason, I notice that is always the fresh faces who are the best and most full of life and basically really seem to like men. If you're only in town for a week you don't notice, but if you're a regular visitor, it really stands out.

[Hessen Bub]

Just don't say it's your first time to Artemis. Or at least let them know that you are a regular to other clubs like Palace or Oase.

HB

[Nille Copenhagen]

First timer are always at risk,

No only in the clubs, but you could also be cheated by taxi drivers and other as well if you say it's for first time here.

So either you pretent to be confident and prepared because you have studied these forums (RTFF).

Or you lie and say it's not your first time. But sometimes admitting it's your first time, allowed the girl to be more helpfull and caring,

Unless you fall into the arms of sharks and greedy girls.

Sometimes I play a dumb blond virgin to see how the girls play along.

[ZimmerBaby]

Having ruled her (Irish) out approx 60 times, I will probably go for a session next week. Strategy: doggystyle in 26 minutes after a quick BJ. Must not forget my sessionwatch from China. Annoying girl. BTW: watch out for a new girl called Arielle, sweet girl, short hair, looks a bit like Rihanna the artist. She has got her own price structure. DFK included in 1 hour sessions, thats ok, but then she charges 50 for BJ in session number two, CIM or not." I charge 50 for the job".

[Nebula2001]

It's official. The new wing is planned to be opened for the anniversary party on September 29 according to the posters hanged in the club and on the website.

It's interesting that it's called the "outdoor area". I guess we'll see in a few weeks if / how the area will be accessible during cold weather.

[Angus Magee]

It's interesting that it's called the "outdoor area". I guess we'll see in a few weeks if / how the area will be accessible during cold weather.The question is whether or not (or maybe how) the new rooms will be accessed in cold winter months. Last I saw there was a corridor starting from where the metal stair case is with many new rooms off of it. Obviously these are new fuck rooms but unless the corridor is covered and heated I can not imagine how they would be useable in winter.

Wait and see I guess how it all settles.

AM

[Pharisaer]

BTW: watch out for a new girl called Arielle, sweet girl, short hair, looks a bit like Rihanna the artist. She has got her own price structure. DFK included in 1 hour sessions, thats ok, but then she charges 50 for BJ in session number two, CIM or not." I charge 50 for the job".Arielle isn't all new. She's working in Artemis a year at least. Pay her for BJ only if its a bareback one in session number two. Don't pay if she gives it with condom.

[Kimino]

Hey there!

Anyone spotted Ivy or Kathleen recently? In my last trips I didn't saw them and wanted to know if they are still working at Art or not.

Best!

Kimino

[Simex]

The girls tell me a swimming pool will be added too. BTW: went there over the weekend, and hooked up with a fresh girl named Susan (half German / Lebanese) very attractive face with wavy dark hair. Tall only 19 and full time Music student. Doing this to fund her studies. Excellent session amongst all the silicone sharky girls ever present at Artemis.

I tend to avoid large clubs in big cities like Artemis; Palace and Dolce Vita (dus). I feel for the tourists and fair visitors, where the pro girls can really screw them in many ways. My colleague, who's a first timer at Artermis nearly got conned for an extra €50 for having BBBJ with Some Polish blonde. Lucky I was by the safe lockers to intervene.


It's official. The new wing is planned to be opened for the anniversary party on September 29 according to the posters hanged in the club and on the website.

It's interesting that it's called the "outdoor area". I guess we'll see in a few weeks if / how the area will be accessible during cold weather.

[Pharisaer]

Anyone spotted Ivy or Kathleen recently?Haven't seen them for months, half a year at least.

[ZimmerBaby]

Hey there!

Anyone spotted Ivy or Kathleen recently? In my last trips I didn't saw them and wanted to know if they are still working at Art or not.

Best!

KiminoCiao!

Ivy is still going strong. She has gone through the sexual methamorphosis and has become a superb provider. Outstanding session 6 days ago.

[SuppenHuhn]

Kathleen doesn't work in this job anymore.

[Kimino]

Kathleen doesn't work in this job anymore.Happy to hear! Hope she managed to start up her project.

Nice person.

Thanks for the news Suppenhuhn.

Kimino

[Kimino]

Ciao!

Ivy is still going strong. She has gone through the sexual methamorphosis and has become a superb provider. Outstanding session 6 days ago.Hey Zimmerbaby!

I perfectly understand what you are saying, and that's good news. To me Ivy is probably one of the sexiest girls I met at Art. So sexy (and sweet) that the fact that she never was a stellar provider didn't matter too much for me. But if she also "matured" on that aspect she could be absolutely great. Hope I see her in early oct.

Ciao, Kimino.

[London Traveller]

Kathleen doesn't work in this job anymore.That's good news. She definitely wasn't suited to it and looked unhappy most of the time.

[London Traveller]

The girls tell me a swimming pool will be added too. BTW: went there over the weekend, and hooked up with a fresh girl named Susan (half German / Lebanese) very attractive face with wavy dark hair. Tall only 19 and full time Music student. Doing this to fund her studies. Excellent session amongst all the silicone sharky girls ever present at Artemis.

I tend to avoid large clubs in big cities like Artemis; Palace and Dolce Vita (dus). I feel for the tourists and fair visitors, where the pro girls can really screw them in many ways. My colleague, who's a first timer at Artermis nearly got conned for an extra €50 for having BBBJ with Some Polish blonde. Lucky I was by the safe lockers to intervene.Sounds like you found a great girl. The problem with avoiding the large clubs is that one misses out on some of the talent pool, such as the enthusiastic part-timer you found. A lot of the good girls in the big city clubs also start out in smaller and more rural clubs (e. G. Nina at Artemis who was at World and Finca, I believe) then graduating onto the bigger places for healthier pickings. The most beautiful girls can be found at Palace, but one has to pay them above the going rate to get good service (although still much cheaper than if they were escorting). Girls have attempted to overcharge me at Artemis but so far I have managed to avoid any rip-offs.

People who read this board should be well-protected against any disasters.

[ZimmerBaby]

I strongly recommend Viola. 25 years, slender Russian girl. Astonishing session, lovely girl, BJ from paradise.

All this talking regarding Artemis going downhill. Fucking BS! :)

Shame on you guys, it is only inside your heads. You just haven't met the hidden pearls, you picked the wrong stocks. RLDs, streetgirls, Thailand and Singapore can't measure with the pleasures of Artemis. Approx 4 of my earlier reports are to be found in RoD. Consider them as the Marshall help part II. They are to be found amongsts my first 10 reports. It contains descriptions of 50-60 girls, and 90% are still at the club.

My pleasure!

ZB

[Kimino]

I strongly recommend Viola. 25 years, slender Russian girl. Astonishing session, lovely girl, BJ from paradise.

All this talking regarding Artemis going downhill. Fucking BS! .

Shame on you guys, it is only inside your heads. You just haven't met the hidden pearls, you picked the wrong stocks. RLDs, streetgirls, Thailand and Singapore can't measure with the pleasures of Artemis. Approx 4 of my earlier reports are to be found in RoD. Consider them as the Marshall help part II. They are to be found amongsts my first 10 reports. It contains descriptions of 50-60 girls, and 90% are still at the club.

My pleasure!

ZBAhahaha great ZB!

Thanks for the recommend. Last Russian girl I tryed in Art was Natasha, very very skilled. What does she look like?

Kimino

[Angus Magee]

You know we will always get guys showing up (old school regulars and newbies) who declare that Artemis ain't what it used to be. I guess if that is their experience, that is their experience. Such a club has its' ups and downs as do the guys who go there. I know that when I go these days there are some nights that seem better than others. I also know that for me it only takes one nice session and suddenly I feel better about the place.

In the end Artemis is a big club. There are some very sharky ladies prowling the bar and kinos. I think most guys sort of expect to show up and just breeze into a great session. The reality is that the FKK style club requires a bit of "work" on the part of the customer. You have to be savvy and even maybe a little suave to get full bang for your buck. It is also sometimes just a matter of luck.

I always try to remember that the reason I liked Artemis in the beginning was that it was set up a little like a pick up bar (albiet a well stocked pick up bar) and I had to go in there and find the girl with whom I wanted to session. The fact that there are other girls I don't want to session with, and who will try to persuade me otherwise, was all part of the fun. I would say that is a guy does not enjoy this sort of interaction and sifting through the girls to find the gem, then probably FKK clubs are not for them.

AM

[ZimmerBaby]

Viola: 170 cm, slim, dark shoulderlong hair, pale skin, she approaches carefully, gives a nice conversation without any pressure. Elegant approach, not this useless fucking "baby, baby" BS. Perfectly shaped B/C cups. Nicely shaved, with a dark strip remaining for the sake of beauty and lust. Georgeous pink pussy reminding me of italian strawberry icecream.

I talked to Natascha during my last visit, she really turned me on in the bar, but my genitals said go, brain said no. I understand I made a huge mistake. Hopefully she will be there on Thursday.

BTW: Nina, what a lovely personality. Not only taking good care of clients, but also paying attention to the girls that are outside the mainstream of popularity and centre of attention. Amazing girl. Love her.

[The Limey]

In fairness it's not a terrible FKK. But it's not a great FKK either. If it were a great FKK it wouldn't need its own PR department posting on this thread. People would just naturally give it good reports.

[ZimmerBaby]

In fairness it's not a terrible FKK. But it's not a great FKK either. If it were a great FKK it wouldn't need its own PR department posting on this thread. People would just naturally give it good reports.Please. All questions regarding public relations will be responded by my boss Prof. Dr. Zimmerschatz. He's currently at vacation, so his assistant Dr Schwanz Zimmermann will be delighted to give you good service.

[Angus Magee]

A suspect has been picked up in connection with the shooting from a dew weeks back.

http://www.bz-berlin.de/bezirk/wilmersdorf/artemis-schiesserei-verdaechtiger-verhaftet-article1540826.html

According to the article a Russian citizen.

AM

[Nille Copenhagen]

A suspect has been picked up in connection with the shooting from a dew weeks back.

http://www.bz-berlin.de/bezirk/wilmersdorf/artemis-schiesserei-verdaechtiger-verhaftet-article1540826.html

According to the article a Russian citizen.

AMWow not funny, luckily he didn't shot any guests, I hope they cut his dick off.

What would say when you get home "honey I accidentally got shot at nudeclub, I swear I didn't fuck anyone!"

NC

[Rocketboy0]

Indefatigable Zimmerbaby was in town taking a break from his usual group gropings, and he held court with Das Dude Magee and me. Later, after a 2 seconds discussion of the pros and cons which emphasized the former, he dragged me, kicking and screaming, to the Love Bahnhoff last night. Pretty good buzz on and selection of newbies, including Charlene, a new, tall, brunette German girl from Köln, of epic mams but superb proportions whom I recommend. All woman, super responsive and friendly to be with. A fair number of the core team was absent, healing up I guess from last week's IFA Messe, but overall a good range of choices and not too crowded with men on the monger. Thursday night is actually a good choice in this regard. I wished I could have stayed a lot later than I did (work) and it was a good night, better than it has been in quite a while.

I managed to finally corner top management and after they asked me WTF questions about their PR dept as commented earlier here, we went on a tour of the new wing. Things are moving along though IMHO it is going to be a stretch to be fully ready for the party on the 29th, especially to get the pool and jacuzzi finished, filled, and tested to be useable in 2 weeks. Hence workers were there beavering away even as I left around midnight.

So here is what your intrepid reporter found during his refractory period tour. It is a pretty significant expansion when you walk through it, and they are spending a few euros on it to be sure. The Fez or Moorish feel and red colouring is a little odd juxtaposed against the Bauhaus blockish nature of the main building, but you can see how they are trying to make a more interesting, multilevel space. A few DB trains stopped on the bridge overlooking all this, and in summer, as the whole train population shifts rapidly to the one side to gape at the Artemis side to view the lovelies frollicking about, there could be some spectacular wrecks.

The plan is indeed to keep the new wing open year round. The walkways and stairs etc will be accessible as long as weather permits, meaning when there is serious snow and ice, they won't be. But the jacuzzi is covered, and both the new sauna and outdoor swimming pool will remain humming along throughout the winter which could be quite nice. True sauna users know having a bit of snow around, and then being able to hop in a nice hot pool is the one true path. The pool and apparently also the top of the new terrace outside the current dining area will have built in, electrically operated, retractable covers to protect against really bad weather. The outdoor terrace and pool area are big enough to be nice lounging spots in nicer weather, and a separate kitchen and grill area is being built to the right of the pool. The narrow open pathway through the new rooms is bricked in, and now also extends all the way around the side and back to the old grill area a good 50+meters. I can imagine these will be a bit problematical when icy and all this will introduce the obvious new set of variables that will need watching, or they will just have to put up signs saying "mind the bodies" so you don't trip over the fallen. Overall, RB was impressed (and we know how rare that is) , and even more so by the thought that that the increase in facility size should allow even more new girls to join the staff. Soon there will be no more than 7 girls between the ages of 20-25 left residing in Romania.

[Kimino]

I'm sure he must have had a hard time convincing you. LOL.

Nice report. Very curious to see it when it's finished, still a bit worried that if the club becomes too big it might definitely turn in a sex supermarket, more than it is now. Only time will tell.

Kimino. Tourist and wannabe unregular.

[Angus Magee]

Hence workers were there beavering away even as I left around midnight.Workers "beavering" away at an FKK past midnight. No surprise there and no wonder the wing won't be finished. It won't be finished until next spring unless we can convince the workers to stop all that beavering. Perhaps they have to change contractors in the end-Liberace Contsruction Inc. Might be available?

AM

[Rocketboy0]

. it won't be finished until next spring unless we can convince the workers to stop all that beavering. perhaps they have to change contractors in the end-liberace contsruction inc. might be available? amyou know, i wish you all would take this a little more seriously and show sum repek.

and angus, your proposed solution will only make things worse, as in case you have not noticed (and i know for a fact you have) , there are heaps of naked men prancing around artemis also. this will prove hopelessly distracting to liberace construction crews.

what might work is if the management posts bail on the recently or soon-to-be arrested bulgaro-russo hit squad, and all charges are dropped, on the condition that the shooters then enforce a tight work schedule for free. as they know the layout of the place, getting up to speed will be quick. (then once the wing is open, we do that cement shoes thing in the pool with those guyz in that place).

[Excess]

Workers "beavering" away at an FKK past midnight. No surprise there and no wonder the wing won't be finished. It won't be finished until next spring unless we can convince the workers to stop all that beavering. Perhaps they have to change contractors in the end-Liberace Contsruction Inc. Might be available?

AMAM;"Workers "beavering" away." Angus you may have to translate all the nuances of this Canadianism for our ISG brothers. And once again, you have outed yourself, Eh. LOL

[Simex]

It must be a great club, as Thursday / Fri / Saturday was very crowded.
Girls love it here because men of all wallet sizes come to Artemis. I noticed Mariana of Globe FKK on Thursday night,
She comes frequently as the money just as good compared to Globe.

For Berlin, it's a great club for the season mongers. There's no harm in opening another club
Like Artemis, as they say competition is "healthy" for all.


In fairness it's not a terrible FKK. But it's not a great FKK either. If it were a great FKK it wouldn't need its own PR department posting on this thread. People would just naturally give it good reports.

[Bearsk]

Jack Nicholson, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest:

"What are you doing' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver."

Whether the workers are bangin' beaver or dreaming of it. I will do a fly by in late Sept to inspect the work and workings.


AM;"Workers "beavering" away." Angus you may have to translate all the nuances of this Canadianism for our ISG brothers. And once again, you have outed yourself, Eh. LOL

[Rocketboy0]

"what are you doing' here? you oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver." i will do a fly by in late sept to inspect the work and workings.just to clarify all this, in north american slang,"beavering away" means working hard, as beavers are renowned for their speed and industriousness in dam building on fast flowing rivers.

"beaver" is also a slang word for vagina, presumably because of the hairy bits (as opposed to their powerful long teeth and claws). this could well have its origins in canada where life was so cold and lonely, and the land so sparsely populated, male explorers probably were not shy about putting beavers to other uses. in the us with a slightly more temperate climate, sheep were more in demand. hence the expression "a sheepish grin". anyway, as both countries became more settled with women and hunting and farming increased, the practice slowly died out.

[Nille Copenhagen]

This could well have its origins in Canada where life was so cold and lonely, and the land so sparsely populated, male explorers probably were not shy about putting beavers to other uses. In the US with a slightly more temperate climate, sheep were more in demand. Hence the expression "a sheepish grin". Anyway, as both countries became more settled with women and hunting and farming increased, the practice slowly died out.You guys in NAM are crazy, fucking beavers and sheep, sounds disgusting, LOL.

In Westerns days you have *****houses, when did prostitution became illegal?

[Excess]

just to clarify all this, in north american slang,"beavering away" means working hard, as beavers are renowned for their speed and industriousness in dam building on fast flowing rivers.

"beaver" is also a slang word for vagina, presumably because of the hairy bits (as opposed to their powerful long teeth and claws). this could well have its origins in canada where life was so cold and lonely, and the land so sparsely populated, male explorers probably were not shy about putting beavers to other uses. in the us with a slightly more temperate climate, sheep were more in demand. hence the expression "a sheepish grin". anyway, as both countries became more settled with women and hunting and farming increased, the practice slowly died out.indeed, as am will confirm the mighty beaver is a proud symbol of canada. every (well the heterosexual part) young canadian male looks forward eagerly to taking his first pelt, and then the hunt continues often for a lifetime and no matter how far they stray from the land of the beaver.

e.

[The Cane]

just to clarify all this, in north american slang,"beavering away" means working hard, as beavers are renowned for their speed and industriousness in dam building on fast flowing rivers. "beaver" is also a slang word for vagina, presumably because of the hairy bits (as opposed to their powerful long teeth and claws). this could well have its origins in canada where life was so cold and lonely, and the land so sparsely populated, male explorers probably were not shy about putting beavers to other uses. in the us with a slightly more temperate climate, sheep were more in demand. hence the expression "a sheepish grin". anyway, as both countries became more settled with women and hunting and farming increased, the practice slowly died out.jerry mathers. as the beaver!

[Rocketboy0]

Jerry Mathers. As the Beaver!Every time you enter Artemis or a bordello, you are paying to Leave It To Beaver

[Rocketboy0]

You guys in NAM are crazy, fucking beavers and sheep, sounds disgusting, LOL.

In Westerns days you have *houses, when did prostitution became illegal?Hi Hi Nille. Showing pets love is nice. North Am is a friendly place.

As for ho's, it is not completely illegal. Nevada is full of its legendary legal "ranches" like the Mustang and Kit Kat, etc. And LA, NYC, Boston, San Fran all have a fairly tolerant scene. Like dope in the Netherlands, illegal but widely practiced.

Canada is a different matter as Angus can explain-getting more like Sweden. (Though even there, things are looser than one is led to believe). But we should take this to the Lounge vs Artemis thread.

[Gergiev]

"honey I accidentally got shot at nudeclub, I swear I didn't fuck anyone!"Quality! :)

[WorkTravel80]

Hi. I was just wondering, whats the most common nationality in Artemis (girls)? A lot of Romanian? Any colombian girls? I would really love that. As I really love the company of a mature and experienced women I would also like to add one question, is it possible to find some providers over 30 years old? My favourite age for mature women is 34-38 ish. Coming to Artemis this fall, I am already getting very excited. Its going to be nice to try something new and different, as I have only visited the Palace when it comes to other FKKS.

Norwegian 90

[Nille Copenhagen]

As for ho's, it is not completely illegal. Nevada is full of its legendary legal "ranches" like the Mustang and Kit Kat, etc. And LA, NYC, Boston, San Fran all have a fairly tolerant scene. Like dope in the Netherlands, illegal but widely practiced.I know it's legal in Nevada, but prices are high and the service sucks. Just wonder why it became illegal. Was it something the people voted for, I guess not!

Oh well here we are just spoiled with German scene.

[Angus Magee]

Hi. I was just wondering, whats the most common nationality in Artemis (girls)? A lot of Romanian? Any colombian girls? I would really love that. As I really love the company of a mature and experienced women I would also like to add one question, is it possible to find some providers over 30 years old? My favourite age for mature women is 34-38 ish. Coming to Artemis this fall, I am already getting very excited. Its going to be nice to try something new and different, as I have only visited the Palace when it comes to other FKKS.

Norwegian 90These stats go up and down depending on the night, but generally I would say Romanian and Bulgarian are the most common nationalities. Then German or maybe Polish. Then a few Czech girls (always a good bet IMO). Russians are fairly rare though there are usually 2-3 there on any given night. There are then a mix of Hungarian, Turkish (usually German born and raised) , Ukrainian and a couple other nationalities. Columbians, I have met one or two but if you say South American there are usually a handful that work there so chances are there will be a couple there.

Keep in mind that sometimes a girl will claim to be "from Brazil" if one of her parents came from there. She herself may have more or less grown up in Germany and so is, for all intents and purposes, German. She may or may not share her home grown sister's sexual temperament. This means you still have to do your due diligence and chat a bit, getting a feel for her before committing to a session.

As for the age preference-I would say that there are a reasonable number of 30+ year old ladies working of you look. That said most will not admit to it, rather shave off a few years should you ask or act offended. Artemis is not exactly MILF central but they do exist there and can (so I am told) be excellent in the room.

AM

[Nille Copenhagen]

Hi. I was just wondering, whats the most common nationality in Artemis (girls)? A lot of Romanian? Any colombian girls? I would really love that.

Norwegian 90I believe Artemis is the most diverted FKK club in term of girls and guests nationality.

RO girls are the majority in most clubs (also at Artemis) , they keep the wheel spinning at the German P4P scene. Hurrah for that.

You will probably experience that some RO girls will tell you they are from Spain and Italy. But it's really important where the girls are from,

If she is nice and a good provider. Of cause we all want to taste exotic fruits if we have the chance.

Cheers,

Nille

[WorkTravel80]

These stats go up and down depending on the night, but generally I would say Romanian and Bulgarian are the most common nationalities. Then German or maybe Polish. Then a few Czech girls (always a good bet IMO). Russians are fairly rare though there are usually 2-3 there on any given night. There are then a mix of Hungarian, Turkish (usually German born and raised) , Ukrainian and a couple other nationalities. Columbians, I have met one or two but if you say South American there are usually a handful that work there so chances are there will be a couple there.

Keep in mind that sometimes a girl will claim to be "from Brazil" if one of her parents came from there. She herself may have more or less grown up in Germany and so is, for all intents and purposes, German. She may or may not share her home grown sister's sexual temperament. This means you still have to do your due diligence and chat a bit, getting a feel for her before committing to a session.

As for the age preference-I would say that there are a reasonable number of 30+ year old ladies working of you look. That said most will not admit to it, rather shave off a few years should you ask or act offended. Artemis is not exactly MILF central but they do exist there and can (so I am told) be excellent in the room.

AMThank you, to both of you. I just asked out of curiosity. I have been to the Palace several times and I know that Romanian girls often claim to be from Spain / Italy. But I know when they are kiddin me hehe. As Nille Copenhagen mentioned in his post, I like to taste some exotic fruits" from time to time. On the other side I must admit that I don't care THAT much about the nationalities, just a little. If Iam in latina mood or eastern european mood I do care, but for me the most important thing is to get a girl that can provide a girlfriend experience. An experience that good, that it feels like I haven't payed her at all. That natural. And beleive me, I have found such a girl several times. (In the Palace, and I have never, NEVER payed extra for such thing). It comes natural. You just have to do some good research / chatting before going to a zimmer. You have to do a lot of talking. And you will most probably be rewarded. Of course you have to be polite and respectful, and not smell bad. I DO NEVER PAY EXTRA FOR KISSING for example.

Angus Magee, I must admit that I really like milfs with fake tits. As I am quite young, I really enjoy to spend time with experienced mature women. And I have been with some women in that age, both freebies and working girls, and they really know how to fuck. Just visited a 34 year old escort girl from Spain. She was so awesome! As you said, she wouldn't say that she was 34, she said 28 at first. But I knew that she was older, but that turned me on even more.

Sooo, I would really apreciate to get some more information on the MILF topic hehe. Could anyone of you experienced Artemis visitors tell me if you know some exact names. Any colombian girls that you could recommend, and / or any milfish girl? I remember last time I posted, I wanted to get some information regarding black girls. I got some really nice tips on what to expect, I even got some names. It is really nice to have a forum like this.

Thank you guys!

Norwegian90

[Nille Copenhagen]

As Nille Copenhagen mentioned in his post, I like to taste some exotic fruits" from time to time.

(In the Palace, and I have never, NEVER payed extra for such thing). It comes natural. You just have to do some good research / chatting before going to a zimmer. You have to do a lot of talking. And you will most probably be rewarded. Of course you have to be polite and respectful, and not smell bad. I DO NEVER PAY EXTRA FOR KISSING for example. Norwegian90This comment should be in the Palace thread. But here it goes anyway.

Many ISG-members have cursed the girls at Palace and sworn never return to Palace due to the bad service.

We share the same view on the girls services at Palace,

I also had good times at Palace and never paid extra for kisses, DATY, GFE.

It's wise to choose carefully or maybe we were just lucky that the girls like guys from the Nordic countries. LOL.

Cheers,

NC

[SuppenHuhn]

Sorry Angus.

The nationality with the most girls is really German now. I think about 25 % of the women. Than Romanian.

[Rocketboy0]

I must admit that I really like milfs with fake tits. As I am quite young, I really enjoy to spend time with experienced mature women. And I have been with some women in that age, both freebies and working girls, and they really know how to fuck. Any colombian girls that you could recommend, and / or any milfish girl?Norwegian90Norske90. This concept of yours,"Milfish Girl", is today's winner in the Monger Subtle Irony Dept. The 'tute equivalent of Muddy Waters' Mannish Boy.

I think you overrate the importance of knowing names, as all that matters is whomever is there when you are, who moves your peter meter into the red zone. But if you must: Ella, blond Russiya Milfsky; Jenna blondinen die Uber Deutsche Milfen; Bella, Blond-Rosa Milfos Extremos Cubano; Irene blond Hungarian; one could argue Nicolette the black haired Bulgarian beauty is just about an MILF; there is a Colombian bolt-on wonder whose name I don't know; Pamela Blond Polska Poon; Charlene Braun Amazonen von Köln. There are some udders whose names I don't know. All these mamas are graduates of Silicon Valley engineering schools and should nurse your young needs just fine. There is another Hungarian, Ruby, very sexy, whom sadly I would avoid.

And in passing- Supenhuhn is in error, and Angus is as always right on the nationality head count, from one who has been there 2x in the past 2 weeks.

[Pharisaer]

And in passing- Supenhuhn is in error, and Angus is as always right on the nationality head count, from one who has been there 2x in the past 2 weeks.I am so sorry, but IMHO Mr. Suppenhuhn isn't in error. Nowadays there are 15 or 20 german women working in Artemis at least. More, if you count german raised and born girls with father and / or mother from Turkey as german. But there is a lot of girls from Romania / Moldavia, too. Note: there are many fewer bulgarian girls than a year or so ago. From one who has been there 2x in the past 2 weeks too.

[SuppenHuhn]

No rocketboy you are not right.

I know artemis girls quite well and visit the club three times a month the last 4 years. You can believe that the main nationality of the girls is german this time. 4 years ago there were not so many german girls.

Please have a look on "verkehrsberichte"!

[Rocketboy0]

No rocketboy you are not right. You can believe that the main nationality of the girls is german this time. 4 years ago there were not so many german girls.

Please have a look on "verkehrsberichte"!Well, as Phariser reports, out of say 60+ or so working on a full team night. 20 ish might (might) be German. Thus the majority are not, and are mostly east european. The proportions also vary from night to night. What other websites may or may not report vs my own eyes over long periods of time does not count as evidence. Angus has it right.

But really-does it matter at all? In my universe, origin does not; rather, is a particular girl fun to be with, are they attractive, and do the fireworks go off? Such girls can come from anywhere between Andora to Zimbabwe.

So let us just declare peace on this pretty irrelevant subject, and let us move on to more helpful tips about whom is worth meeting and avoiding to guide the curious monger.

[Angus Magee]

Gentlemen, I certainly did not mean for my numbers to be in any way definitive, merely my own reconnoitring as skewed as it is by my own preferences. So why all the cock fighting? Oh-I think I answered my own question.

In any case, if it is important I will now give the absolute, not to be argued with, right answer to the current debate.

There are always exactly a bunch of Romanians, a good number of Bulgarians and a whack of German girls. Along side this are a handful of Polish hunies, a smattering of Czech / Slovak / Hungarian lovelies. A soupçon of Russian / Ukrainian adds the needed medley of Slavic earthiness. To all of this is stirred in a spice bundle of S. American / Spanish heat (keep in mind some is home grown and so taste must be altered accordingly) and then a pinch of, Thai, Malay, Tunisian and what ever else you might find lying around.

This mixture is sautéed, stirred and then thickened with copious quantitates of jizzum. Sorry for that last image it may well ruin your night.

Seriously-is there anything we won't argue about?

AM

[Pharisaer]

So let us just declare peace on this pretty irrelevant subject, and let us move on to more helpful tips about whom is worth meeting and avoiding to guide the curious monger.Yeah. Peace all over FKK!


Seriously-is there anything we won't argue about?OMG, no! Peace, please!

[Kimino]

Well, as Phariser reports, out of say 60+ or so working on a full team night. 20 ish might (might) be German. Thus the majority are not, and are mostly east european.As long as there's none from Borg, I'll be fine! LOL.

Kimino the tourist, looking forward to be "ass"imilated.

[Didi Vise]

What is wrong with 7 of 9?

She will fit nicely into the artemis team.


As long as there's none from Borg, I'll be fine! LOL.

Kimino the tourist, looking forward to be "ass"imilated.

[Angus Magee]

What is wrong with 7 of 9?

She will fit nicely into the artemis team.For those wondering (the not Trekies) this is 7 of 9. Yeah she'd fit right in.

[SuppenHuhn]

So let us just declare peace on this pretty irrelevant subject, and let us move on to more helpful tips about whom is worth meeting and avoiding to guide the curious monger.Yes peace, you are right. It's not an important thing we discuss about.

[Rocketboy0]

for those wondering (the not trekies) this is 7 of 9. yeah she'd fit right in.oh man, now you are talking. rb has had a photon tor**** ready for her for light years. she was born in munich and her father was a zimmerman (could be a bobby d connection there?) any way all here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/jeri_ryan

and then we have these - a dripping ex borg shot & studying hard in the library (or at least i was). click to enlarge - resistance is futile.

now some of you might ask, what on earth (ha) does this have to do with the artemis thread? the obvious answer is, not a hell of a lot.

[Angus Magee]

Just a short report from last night. RB and I arrived to a queue at around 19:00 and quickly found out that there was a small but effective Messe in town, the Bahn engineers we were told. There certainly were enough of them and they were a bit of a strange group making my initial impression of the evening rather unfavourable.

Never the less the girls were out in force. There were a lot of new faces and none of the ones that I wanted to recognise were there, that is, none of my regulars. What to do except wait and see what would happen. RB found his target early and left me for a half hour of his fun. Myself I took a sauna and wandered but with out seeing any one who made me really want to meet them. Not that there weren't any beauties. There were certainly a few who looked fine. Maybe I just was not in the mood?

By around 22:30 I had more or less resigned myself to an un-gepopt evening, sitting in the main bar with RB, when Fatima appeared before me. With little hesitation I asked her to sit then off to join the upstairs wait for a room. As it turned out it was the perfect out come and I had with Fatima (who I had not seen or been with for several months) and session that was like the first. What a girl she is.

As I paid her and kissed her good bye I noticed that the front desk was hopping and lined up to the door. Time to go and after a late snack RB and I hit the road.

As a service to the forum, before we did anything this evening RB and I did a short reconnoitre of the nearly finished addition. With RB providing cover I managed to snap a few pictures of the construction. You can see them on my blog with a short explanation.

http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=788

AM

[Nille Copenhagen]

By around 22:30 I had more or less resigned myself to an un-gepopt evening, sitting in the main bar with RB, when Fatima appeared before me. With little hesitation I asked her to sit then off to join the upstairs wait for a room. As it turned out it was the perfect out come and I had with Fatima (who I had not seen or been with for several months) and session that was like the first. What a girl she is.

As I paid her and kissed her good bye I noticed that the front desk was hopping and lined up to the door. Time to go and after a late snack RB and I hit the road.

With RB providing cover I managed to snap a few pictures of the construction. You can see them on my blog with a short explanation.

AMThanks AM for the update and the pictures.

Arrhh. Among all the new talents you didn't choose any, instead you faithfully wait for your girl. That's so sweet, AM!

Did you really plan to leave unpopped if your girl didn't showed up.

Nille

[Angus Magee]

Thanks AM for the update and the pictures.

Arrhh. Among all the new talents you didn't choose any, instead you faithfully wait for your girl. That's so sweet, AM!

Did you really plan to leave unpopped if your girl didn't showed up.

NilleWe got there at 19:00 and I did not run into her until probably 22:30-45. Truth is I did not really plan to find her but she is one of my. , probably my most actually, regular girls there. I guess my criteria has changed really as I have been to Artemis enough times and fucked enough hot girls that it takes a bit to impress me. These days just the thought of heading off to the room with some curvy air head who is just thinking of the €60 (or more) I might spend leaves me cold. With Fatima I know that she at least also enjoys my company as I do hers. Plus we always have a laugh no matter how good the sex is. Yeah for me she really is sort of a GFE. And it is sort of sweet in such a place as Artemis to find a girl that you genuinely like.

I do think if she hadn't of shown up when she did that the night would have been un-gepopt.

AM

[Nille Copenhagen]

Yeah for me she really is sort of a GFE. And it is sort of sweet in such a place as Artemis to find a girl that you genuinely like.

I do think if she hadn't of shown up when she did that the night would have been un-gepopt.

AMHi AM,

I know she is your regular girl and she makes you feel good and is worth waiting for, but since you have paid the entrance fee and there are plenty of fish in the sea. There is no point in thinking of leaving un-gepopt (I'll be very unhappy and disappointed if I leave a FKK-club un-gepopt, I'm there to get my dick wet.) , but luckily your girl shown up and the story got a happy ending.

BTW, the pool looks quite small on the pictures, maybe because you took the pictures from the stairways / roof of Artemis a bit far away?

The construction work look quite unfinished for the anniversary in 1 week.

NC

[Katinka]

i may have made my last vist to artimis on friday. it was over run with polar bears. *it is a guess but my guess is 70 men to 30 women. *worst i have seen at any fkk anywhere. *girls were impatient (buddy had same experience). *i had planned to go back the next night, but will not.

several different girls we both asked said no kissing. *two that i asked were no to any "extras."

i was hoping to see fatima, a favorite, but she was not there. *club just seemed oddly different from what i am used to.

i guess compared to most life experiences, it was good, but it was a big disappointment from our expectations.

first girl jane from romania. *attractive bolondish, mid back hair. nice fake c-cups. nice ass. early twenties. *no kissing. *service better than second girl but not good enough. poor english.

second girl irabella / erabella 22 romania. *frosted mid-back length blondish hair. *nice natural see-cups and nice ass. stay-up black hose and a piece of cloth around waist that i discovered was hiding a tattoo of grapes on her lower left stomach. *claimed to be there only on month but wouldn't share any back story. *i don't think that she spoke much english beyond "hello." very poor service.

[Angus Magee]

second girl irabella / erabella 22 romania. *frosted mid-back length blondish hair. *nice natural see-cups and nice ass. stay-up black hose and a piece of cloth around waist that i discovered was hiding a tattoo of grapes on her lower left stomach. *claimed to be there only on month but wouldn't share any back story. *i don't think that she spoke much english beyond "hello." very poor service.not sure if it the same isabella but if it is she has been there for several years and is just about the worst artemis has to offer in my opinion. she is the type of romanian that gives romanian girls a bad name. too bad you had to run into her.

as you see in my report i more and more rely on tried and tested girls at artemis (fatima ;) for one).

am

[Bearsk]

Angus and RB have become uber-selective. Their tastes rarely overlap.

Its rumored Angus proposed to Fatima. She told to ask again when the renovations are finished.

Its also rumored that Fatima's derriere is to be named among the 100 Slovakian National Treasures of Eternity.


I guess my criteria has changed really as I have been to Artemis enough times and fucked enough hot girls that it takes a bit to impress me. These days just the thought of heading off to the room with some curvy air head who is just thinking of the €60 (or more) I might spend leaves me cold. With Fatima I know that she at least also enjoys my company as I do hers. Plus we always have a laugh no matter how good the sex is. Yeah for me she really is sort of a GFE. And it is sort of sweet in such a place as Artemis to find a girl that you genuinely like.

I do think if she hadn't of shown up when she did that the night would have been un-gepopt.

AM

[Rocketboy0]

Angus and RB have become uber-selective. Their tastes rarely overlap.B-this is deliberate. Once, when our tastes did overlap or if you prefer, our laps were over tasted, I was staring into the eyes of (she who shall remain nameless) , and I screamed out "yes Angus, yes". :eek:

Anyway, I know for sure that Fatima and he have a special connection (that she simply does not feel for the other 20,000 guys). I am especially grateful to her, because it puts him in an uncharacteristically good mood that can last up to 24 hours, and sometimes 25.

You will give us a head's up won't you, in advance this time, should you plan to enter Berlin airspace.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Its rumored Angus proposed to Fatima.

Its also rumored that Fatima's derriere is to be named among the 100 Slovakian National Treasures of Eternity.Now I understand better "The Loving Monger" and "I Can't Help Falling In Love".

AM, I wish you the best of luck.

NC

[Katinka]

Not sure if it the same Isabella but if it is she has been there for several years and is just about the worst Artemis has to offer in my opinion. She is the type of Romanian that gives Romanian girls a bad name. Too bad you had to run into her.

As you see in my report I more and more rely on tried and tested girls at Artemis (Fatima. For one).

AMIn reading your description of Thursday night it gave me a bit of comfort that maybe Friday wasn't just "me." Also, I bet it was Isabella. That was the name that was in my mind, but post session, she kept rolling an "R" into it.

[Pharisaer]

I may have made my last vist to Artimis on Friday.Friday 21th Sep?


was hoping to see Fatima, a favorite, but she was not there.She was there, til midnight at least.


First girl Jane from Romania.Jane is German, good english skills. Another name?


Second girl Irabella / Erabella 22 Romania.AM told everything about her. Isabella. I learned the hard way.

[Horbate]

I was wondering if any regulars to Berlin and Artemis are familiar with the size and impact of the upcoming Berlin Messe event " EAS- Euro Attractions Show", ending on my first planned day at Artemis on Thurday. 11. 10. 12. I was planning to visit Artemis late afternoon through evening, but, would rather avoid terribly busy times. If anyone would be so kind to comment, I would appreaciate it.

I assume the Messe event that follows, through the weekend, "Al Bundy Schuhboerse" is no big deal, unless Al himself shows up at Artemis to fit the ladies for new heels. I hope he brings his daughter!

Horbate

[Pharisaer]

I was wondering if any regulars to Berlin and Artemis are familiar with the size and impact of the upcoming Berlin Messe event " EAS- Euro Attractions Show", ending on my first planned day at Artemis on Thurday. 11. 10. 12. I was planning to visit Artemis late afternoon through evening, but, would rather avoid terribly busy times. If anyone would be so kind to comment, I would appreaciate it.

I assume the Messe event that follows, through the weekend,"Al Bundy Schuhboerse" is no big deal, unless Al himself shows up at Artemis to fit the ladies for new heels. I hope he brings his daughter!

HorbateThe EAS fair isn't open for public. Approx. 7.000 visitors last year. For comparision: Innotrans fair, responsible for very busy nights in Artemis last week, counted more than 100. 000 visitors. IMHO the impact on the business in Artemis is negligible.

[Rocketboy0]

The Euro Attractions Show fair isn't open for public. Ironic ain't it? The real number one Euro attraction is just a few hundred meters south of the Euro Attraction Show. So close, and yet so far.

[Pharisaer]

Ironic ain't it? The real number one Euro attraction is just a few hundred meters south of the Euro Attraction Show. So close, and yet so far.Maybe you mix it up. What you're talking about is the real 60 (and more) Euro attraction just a short walk away from the fairgrounds, aren't you?

[Rocketboy0]

Maybe you mix it up. What you're talking about is the real 60 (and more) Euro attraction just a short walk away from the fairgrounds, aren't you?Yup-you have indeed grasped the subtle irony, caused by the very mixing of the 2 ideas.

[Rocketboy0]

Managed to score an invite to the birthday bash and official opening of the new Art's Wing Sat night. It does sort of resemble a kind of tiny town, so I shall name it here, Poondorf.

Had a fine (non-sexual) time with the usual steer on a spit and various eats, and it was pretty full around 21:30. The girls were for a change in evening dress and gowns and the results were curious. Some hotties (eg Jenna and Brigitta) looked even hotter in simple black dresses, some normally not so attractives looked pretty good dressed up, and some hotties revealed their dubious fashion sense both in dress and seriously done up (like Medusa) hair. My personal favorite was one who wore a white blouse with a skirt that had long white mohair, looking like a cross between human attached to a sheep or a polar bear (think O Lucky Man). If I had been camping out, the fire was low, and she walked by, I might have shot first and asked questions later.

Anyway it was indeed a rarified atmosphere with ribbon cutting, Haki and Kennan dressed up to greet all etc. Obviously exhausted from the last sprint to finish enough to open to the public. I left a little early due to the crowds so I missed the live music, fireworks, and laser show. RB had to settle for his own show, having had his wicked way with the voluptuousens Busa (Turkish German) and Bella (Blond Cuban) whom RB recommends, as always.

RB tried to be the first to break-in a bedroom in Poondorf with a willing accomplice but security said nein danke. There are 10 new rooms and most but not all are finished and have beds ready for romping but it was a wee bit chilly and the door locks and heaters not quite sorted. Poondorf itself was sort of a Potemkin village; the new showers and bathrooms are tiled but no faucettes or toilets are in, the sauna done but heating system not up and running, and the pool and jacuzzi while finished, are not heated yet. The pool and jacuzzi, lit up last night, were attractive and should be great additions once all up. My guess is it could be another 2 weeks or so before all fully open and operational. Still it was a fine night and there was a good vibe on for one and all.

[NMMooreland]

Quick question about Artemis:

I have heard there are some places to casually lounge. Would it be ok to sleep in the club for a bit towards the end of the night? From my experiences in Macau, it is alright to sleep in the club, but those places are 24/7.

The reason I ask is I will arrive in Berlin Monday afternoon and want to hit up Artemis right away and spend a decent amount of time there. I will be staying with a friend in Berlin and don't want to wake him up in the middle of the night to get into his house after Artemis.

[Galazy]

Quick question about Artemis:

I have heard there are some places to casually lounge. Would it be ok to sleep in the club for a bit towards the end of the night? From my experiences in Macau, it is alright to sleep in the club, but those places are 24/7.

The reason I ask is I will arrive in Berlin Monday afternoon and want to hit up Artemis right away and spend a decent amount of time there. I will be staying with a friend in Berlin and don't want to wake him up in the middle of the night to get into his house after Artemis.There's a couple of places where you can sleep in (relative) peace:

-on the big circular couch at the bottom of the stairs.

-on the loungers by the pool.

-on the couches in the downstairs bar.

You will probably get propositioned by some girls in all these areas but it's normally possible to grab some Z's. I generally grab a towel and wrap it around my head 'Lawrence of Arabia' style to keep out light and noise when I'm trying to sleep in these areas.

[ZimmerBaby]

Suddenly I had this horny feeling, so I bought a ticket to Berlin. At the airport I had sushi. I love sushi.



ARIEL: 21, French / German: Slender. 170 cm. Short dark hair, Rihanna look-a-like. Several guys mentioned this to her. Speaks good english." I give you normal service in a 30 minutes program, but if you upgrade to 1 hour, I'll open up my heart for you, and you can also DFK". Great kissing, fabulous 69, small tight clean fresh pussy, small lips, great wet BJ, sucking and licking balls."Sorry you are too large for doggy, but I love to have my ass fucked". WTF? Normally this penis related comments are pre-programmed compliments, kind of egoboost, and no, I'm not spectacular at all. But I didn't want this to spoil my session, so we finished in mish. Relaxing, and nice talking afterwards until she started stroking my cock and kissing my mouth and body. Began doing excellent BJ, suddenly executed the action."I only perform BJ if you pay for CIM. Even if you don't manage to finish, you must consider this 50 E as a payment for the work". Once again WTF, but still I was more interested in the session since the quality was high. CIM in 69, great satisfaction. The day after I visited Artemis again she approached me, but I ruled her out and told her the disadvantages of having this strategy."People will not repeat". Sad beautiful eyes. Ciao!

Verdict: B.

ANYA: 20something POL: Doing economic education in Germany. Blond long hair, very thin, BMI below recommended minimum level. But I can't save everyone, especially when you lick my ears and speak dirty while stroking my cock the Gandhi and Mother Theresa in me fade away. Kissing lips, not DFK. She wanted 69, great oral performance. Very good RC, hard working, finished in doggy. She told me to notice the goose bumbs on the skin of her legs. A nice remark, hopefully something only Kimino and I have managed to achieve? I don't think so. Will repeat.

Verdict B-

NELLA: 22 GER. Optifick deluxe. Astonishing body, long blond hair, ice queen. 170 cm. Good english. During a sloppy BJ "You're here very often, you must be wealthy"."No I'm not, only priorities"."I don't believe you". Not a smile at all, cold as ice. Terrible atmosphere in zimmer. Lost my stiffness before penetration." This is not good for fucking, wait" Brought some oil, started giving me a horrible HJ. Used more oil at me than the chefs at the Italian restaurants of Kudamm."Wait, I can help you I told her, then she moved away without giving any attention. I was tempted to ask her how much extra she charged for some enthusiasm. I aborted the session. Waste of everything. Unable to finish when people remind me of Saddam Hussein.

Verdict E-

CINDY: POL 21, looks younger. 160 cm, small, blond. Very nice smile and face. Unskilled BJ, but nice touching and licking of balls. No kissing. I asked for penetration, but she said "no, wait!". WTF? These young girls born after 1990 are very often aiming for CIM. Gave her another 10 minutes and with 5 minutes left told her I want to finish and not extend the time. No complaining, she was surprised I didn't finish. Entered her pink Polish pussy and banged her in mish until a mediocre orgasm. Girls who don't kiss must compensate and she was only ok. No fireworks unfortunately.

Verdict: C.

MICHELLE: COLOMBIA, mid twenties. 170 cm, slender, short dark hair, sometimes using hair extensions, has got the most amazingly beautiful eyes at Artemis. Really nice girl. Good DFK, BJ,"Baby, please lick my pussy, can I sit on your face?". What a tasty, sexy, delicious encounter! Having her pussy grinding my mouth and nose, and still able to take a close up view to her terrific silky skin, touching her all over, watching her caress her breasts with closed eyes, sometimes looking at me with her beautiful smile makes me feel 15 years younger. Artemis going downhill? You just made the wrong picks! Will repeat and have done 3 times. Sometimes I wish I could have a picture of her eyes. I always do 1 hour, I have the feeling that she's able to upsell CIM during shorter sessions.

Verdict: A-

MAYA: 28 POL. 160 cm. Blond, long hair, pornstar look. Please note: there are 2 blond Polish Mayas at Artemis. Both are superstars. This one is the smallest, and she doesn't kiss. But she does compensate convincingly with all the right moves, touches, all details are perfectly performed. She is an optifick from another time and space. She looks so hot that during BJ I was mentally confused. Is this happening to me? Do I get all this pleasure for 60 E? Actually I didn't fuck her, she gave me one of the best BJ ever, and though I've had sessioned several times thatday, I exploded in her mouth. Hope I see her again. Just the view of her body is worth the 60 euros.

A-

LOTUS: 25 (?) POL: 170 cm, slim, sweet, long brown hair. Works in the kino ground floor. Convinced me in the kino, fantastic BBBJ. Continued to zimmer, and I have to say, this is on my all time top 3 list. Spectacular 69 and cowgirl ended up in one of my strongest orgasms. Actually the best. Ever. Period. I should have tipped her. I did not. Next time I will.

A.

VIOLA, RUS: 24, 170 cm, slim, dark shoulderlong hair, pale skin, she approaches carefully, gives a nice conversation without any pressure. Elegant approach, not this useless fucking "baby, baby" BS. Perfectly shaped B / C cups. Nicely shaved, with a dark strip remaining for the sake of beauty and lust. Very good BJ, she actually has repeat customers due to the skills, so she said, and she didn't disappoint. Good humor and nice conversation with limited english, but still great session. Will repeat.

A-

MANUELLA (ROM) 26, long blond hair, tanned skin, has been working at Artemis for several years (before 2009) I asked for a romantic session, she said she wash't able to do that. I thought I should cancel the program, but was very curious about this girl. Good but mechanical BJ, LFK, but it did not work out for me. I wanted to relax with her and talk, but it seemed like since I was ungepopped, she felt bad and couldn't relax. Gave me a new round BJ+HJ, but the session was dead. I think she's a good session depending on your mood and sexual strength, but I will not repeat, there are too much talents out there.

C.

IVY (GER) 23: She's been developing and we had a very good session with kissing, good oral sex and atmosphere in zimmer. She is 175, slender, black hair, and the most beautiful brown eyes. Will continue my sessions with her.

A-



Thank you Angus and Rocketboy for first class company. Amazing guys.

[Kimino]

Suddenly I had this horny feeling, so I bought a ticket to Berlin. At the airport I had sushi. I love sushi.Thanks for the report Zimmerbaby! Going to be useful tonight.

Ciao

[SuppenHuhn]

atZimmerbaby.

Thank you for your reports. I know most of your tested girls.

Nella looks quite well in my opinion but its absolute terrrible what happened.

I don't want to test her now.

[Hessen Bub]

Lotus: Great body, great service. If she just didn't have that boob job done.

HB

[ZimmerBaby]

Lotus: Great body, great service. If she just didn't have that boob job done.

HBDo you know this girl from the Frankfurt clubs or were you lucky enough to meet her during your Berlin visit?

[Hessen Bub]

Fucked her at Arte about 2 months ago.

HB

[BigBad]

I was in Berlin last week Tues-Thurs and was able to visit all 3 nights. My last visit was 6 months ago and I was really hoping to see my 3 favorite girls Nina, Sheenya, and Karla.

I arrived on Tuesday around 8PM and it was fairly slow all night in terms of number of men. I didn't see any of my favorites yet but was approached by Denisa who remembered me from earlier doubles with Sheenya. With her was Yoliana I think it was pronounced who apparently I had seen before with Karla but I didn't remember. I went with the two of them for 30 minutes. The session was okay but I didn't repeat with either despite multiple approaches over the 3 days. However, one of the gems, Sheenya later appeared and she also remembered me. I went with her and Cecile who was a hot blond from Romania I believe. It was a good session. Cecile was okay but Sheenya reminded me why I liked her so much. That girl can DFK like no one else. Session 3 was Sheenya and a thin, dark haired Romanian whose name escapes me. Again, Sheenya was great and the other girl was just okay.

Day 2 and I arrived at 9PM. I found Sheenya so went with her and another girl I forget. Same old story with Sheenya great and the other girl just okay. After session 1 who stops me in the bar area but Karla. I didn't recognize her because her hair was lighter. The short story is 2 sessions with Sheenya and Karla. There two together was absolutely amazing. Karla maybe gives the best blowjob I've ever had and Sheenya with 69 and DFK like she lost a million dollars down my throat!

Day 3 started with Karla and her friend Lauradonna or Laura also I think. Laura was smoking hot but just okay. Karla again was amazing and I finished quickly for session 1. While resting in the bar back by the kino who did I spy but Nina, the one missing piece to my trip. That girl was a photographic memory. Not only did she remember me but she remembered details such as what room we were in 6 months prior and who we were with. I don't think Nina is much for duos but I talked her into a session with me and Karla which was spectacular. Nina has such an amazing body and to me Karla is great also. Luckily for me Thursday was Nina's first night back from a 3 week holiday. In an earlier visit Nina reminded me of how I had spoken of Coni. Coni though was gone from my previous visits so I only assumed she retired or something. Nina says that no Coni is here tonight and pointed her out to me. So the final session was Nina and Coni. It was another great one hour session. I felt really bad because they had to work really hard to make me go. It was my 13th session in 5 days as I had been at Oase on the Sunday before so 4 FKK visits in 5 days. They made it happen though and sent me out in style. Simply a great week in Artemis. I only wish I could have stayed for the Saturday anniversary party but I had to get back to Frankfurt. At least I have a final visit or two to Oase before leaving Germany this time.

[Angus Magee]

I That girl was a photographic memory. Not only did she remember me but she remembered details such as what room we were in 6 months prior and who we were with.You are about the 5th guy who has made this comment about Nina's memory. I am starting to suspect that she somehow always gets the same room and then uses this to flatter the guys that she remembers them. ;)

Whatever the case she is one of the best, Glad you had a good time and thanks for the informative report.

AM

[The Limey]

A useful catalog from Zimmerbaby, especially for those of us who don't like to flush Euros down the toilet and are looking for an A-level experience *every* time. (I don't grade A-F by the way, but 1-10. E. G. Your A- is my 7 and your A+ is my 8.)


ARIEL: 21, French / German: Slender. 170 cm. Short dark hair.

Began doing excellent BJ, suddenly executed the action."I only perform BJ if you pay for CIM. Even if you don't manage to finish, you must consider this 50 E as a payment for the work". Once again WTF, but still I was more interested in the session since the quality was high. CIM in 69, great satisfaction. The day after I visited Artemis again she approached me, but I ruled her out and told her the disadvantages of having this strategy."People will not repeat". Sad beautiful eyes. Ciao!I too have "had the pleasure" with the sad-eyed Ariel, also known as Catwoman. A high-quality girl in many ways but crudely materialistic. She could play her game a lot more cleverly if she made the imaginative jump from "Grab what you can" to "Repeat business pays." It took cultures many centuries to make that conceptual leap, and some people are still catching up.

[BigBad]

You are about the 5th guy who has made this comment about Nina's memory. I am starting to suspect that she somehow always gets the same room and then uses this to flatter the guys that she remembers them. .

Whatever the case she is one of the best, Glad you had a good time and thanks for the informative report.

AMThat is funny Angus but possibly true. I will say last Thursday I had 2 sessions involving Nina and the first was in room 17 which is exactly the one she quoted me from 6 months prior. The second session was in room 19 though not previously mentioned. In her defense though she did quote me many details of conversations we did have from the previous 6 months which were of such detail that you wouldn't figure most of these girls would remember. If they remember my face and roughly who I am when I might visit twice a year than I am impressed. Actually to remember details of sessions or conversations we might have had that much later is impressive to me given the number of guys they have been with in that time. I always figure once the money stops flowing I'm forgotten.

[Kimino]

After visiting Royal in the early afternoon, played the tourist a bit and then reached Artemis around 6pm.

I showered and entered the main room, very soon I was super happy in noticing that Heather (or Esther, never remember) was there.

Czech, curly hair late twenties or early thirties, probably the second. She is for sure one of my favorites since allways but being that she is not allways there I very rarely have the luck of finding her when I visit Artemis. Great sex without restrictions or don't's, lots of fun and laugh, we went a bit long on the 30 min but still asked only for 60 (+ cim).
Vote: IX

Natalia, already been with her. Polish, blondish, long hair. Nice face and body. Has a tatoo with 2 wings (probably an angel) just above her ass. We absolutely clicked and had a very intense session. She came and thanked in embarassment during DATY and later on while in doggy. The only idiot that couldn't come was me. Stayed a full 30 min. + a cigarette.
Vote: VII

Went out for dinner and came back later planning to just hang around a bit. While chatting with Soledad, a girl I like but only out of the room, a friend of her showed up saying she knew me and that we had quite a few sessions couple of years ago. Could be but just couldn't remember.

Ramona, half transylvanian half something else, mid / short haircut, brown. A bit overweight for my standards, mid twenties. Big tits. With tonights lineup I would have never chosed her but 10 minutes after we where in one of the rooms beside the kino of the lower floor. Ramona is very voluptuous and hot. Started giving me a spectacular BBBJ, and after a few minutes I was sure I wanted to stay there as long as possible and that's exactly what happened compromising budgetwise the evening that until that point had been cheap although very intense. But I couldn't care less. Anyways, stayed with her a little less than 90 minutes, had cim, one of the best I ever had in the pay per fuck arena, meaning she played around a bit instead of rushing to spit out like normally happens. Total damage 230.
Vote: VII

Nina was beautyfull in her lingerie tonight and was going to take her but it didn't happen, will do tomorrow.

Spotted a few completely new (to me) girls that were quite intriguing but this round I'm not in the mood to test new talents. Upset Ivy wasn't there.

When I left around midnight, a lot of people had arrived and the vibe was great.

The new area of the club is closed, I was told and the only new thing I noticed was a sliding door at the entrance of tha main room, new bar tenders and the absence of someone taking care of the music which stopped few times.

Kimino

[Angus Magee]

Natalia, already been with her. Polish, blondish, long hair. Nice face and body. Has a tatoo with 2 wings (probably an angel) just above her ass. We absolutely clicked and had a very intense session. She came and thanked in embarassment during DATY and later on while in doggy. The only idiot that couldn't come was me. Stayed a full 30 min. + a cigarette.

Vote: VIIEver since having a short chat with her about 6 months back (I was finished for the night on that occasion) she has been on my mental to do list. Yet I have never once seen her on the nights I was there. From your report It seems I will have to redouble my efforts to meet her as she sounds quite lovely.

AM

[Pharisaer]

I showered and entered the main room, very soon I was super happy in noticing that Heather (or Esther, never remember) was there.Heather has got curly blond hair (see Artemis website, three pics there). Don't remember when I've seen her for the last time. The name of the brownhaired Czech lass you've headed upstairs is Esther or Eszter.

[ZimmerBaby]

I too have "had the pleasure" with the sad-eyed Ariel, also known as Catwoman. A high-quality girl in many ways but crudely materialistic. She could play her game a lot more cleverly if she made the imaginative jump from "Grab what you can" to "Repeat business pays." It took cultures many centuries to make that conceptual leap, and some people are still catching up.Definitely! I would love to repeat with this girl, but maybe explain to her in a polite way what is considered to be annoying with her strategy in beforehand. Lovely girl, sweet, tight and sexy.

[The Limey]

I may have made my last vist to Artimis on Friday. It was over run with polar bears. *It is a guess but my guess is 70 men to 30 women. *Worst I have seen at any FKK anywhere. *Girls were impatient (buddy had same experience). *I had planned to go back the next night, but will not.Well, some days the vibe there is good, and some days it's bad. The odd thing is that even when the ratio of women to men is good, the vibe can still be bad. I heard that when women work together their menstrual cycles sync up, so it could be something to do with that.

For example, I was there recently on a quiet day, with not a lot of guys around. The girls clustered at the bar were not making much effort to engage the few customers sprawled on the couches.

I was checking out Anika (Annika) , a heavily-tattooed Hamburger who reminds me of Milla Jovanovic. She had come onto me strong in the past and I had always wanted to give her a spin but never got round to it. When she saw me looking at her, she grinned and held out her arms in a gesture sort of like,"What are you waiting for?" However, when I approached her at the bar, she suddenly wouldn't talk to me, and made a big show of giving me the cold shoulder in front of everybody.

It seems that the girl was upset that I had turned her away on a couple of earlier occasions and wanted to seek revenge by rejecting me in turn. In fact she was probably waiting to do that for a long time. But the thing is, if I pass over a girl, I always do it nicely. The girls need to stop being so damned touchy and learn that sometimes a quiet "bis spaeter" is *not* intended as some kind of ultimate rejection. Sometimes "bis spaeter" means literally that: "until later".

Anyway, on balance difficult to justify planking down €80 entrance fee for this kind of uncool behaviour. Maybe I'll take my business elsewhere for a while. The reason people go to Artemis is that the girls are basically friendly and approachable (and naked). But hostile naked women are not worth anything to anyone.

[Kimino]

After a nice couple of hours chatting with Rocketboy and Angus, I reached Artemis around 6pm. Windy and rainy afternoon in Berlin. The vibe has been good all night, until 4:30 when I left. A girl was having a small birthday party and this created even more atmosphere. Nothing particular to report, a nice night, disgusting food but the music was fine.

Don't know if it was Rocketboy or Angus talking to me about Marsha, I gave her a try.

Marsha, kind of a big girl, blonde, mid length hair. Russian, Polish? A bit wide in the hips, not a fat issue but a structural thing, she usually hangs out with the Polish team. Spent a nice half hour + cim. A lot of deep kissing and all the rest of the kit. She is very passionate and hot, also a nice girl to chat with. Recommended, will repeat.
Vote: VII

Don't know what hit me but after around a year of basically avoiding her I decided to take Raffaella to the room, I've reported on her ad nausea. Stayed an hour with some extras, usual great time. Towards the end of the evening, repeated with Esther (thanks Pharisier) , taking a bit more time than yesterday. Again a great session.

I noticed a very cute and new girl, and I'm sorry I didn't have a chance to try her. Short light brown hair, tall and well built, an incredible ass, tatoos, was hanging around with two german ice queens, not all the time but enough to trigger the suspect she could be like them.

Basically, two positive days at Art.

Kimino

[Angus Magee]

Basically, two positive days at Art.

KiminoThanks for the reports Kimino. I RofD'ed them for the data base. It just goes to show that showing up with a good attitude is more important than the ups and downs of line ups or moods of a few girls.

AM

[The Limey]

Marsha, kind of a big girl, blonde, mid length hair. Russian, Polish? A bit wide in the hips, not a fat issue but a structural thing, she usually hangs out with the Polish team. Spent a nice half hour + cim. A lot of deep kissing and all the rest of the kit. She is very passionate and hot, also a nice girl to chat with. Recommended, will repeat.

Vote: VIIMarsha from Moscow, one of the few gems left.


I noticed a very cute and new girl, and I'm sorry I didn't have a chance to try her. Short light brown hair, tall and well built, an incredible ass, tatoos, was hanging around with two german ice queens, not all the time but enough to trigger the suspect she could be like them.You probably mean Yara (Jahra?) from Hamburg. She arrived at the club with a great attitude, then when the big ice queens adopted her, she became nervous about talking to anyone.

For an anthropologist studying conformity, Artemis is the most exciting place to be. I mean, sheesh, it's getting like Prom Night in there right now.

[Rocketboy0]

When she saw me looking at her, she grinned and held out her arms in a gesture sort of like,"What are you waiting for?" However, when I approached her at the bar, she suddenly wouldn't talk to me, and made a big show of giving me the cold shoulder in front of everybody.It seems that the girl was upset that I had turned her away on a couple of earlier occasions and wanted to seek revenge by rejecting me in turn. In fact she was probably waiting to do that for a long time.This is exactly the kind of thing that should be taken up with senior management. Otherwise, into your life it will creep. It could even lead to the The Caine Mutiny.

[The Cane]

This is exactly the kind of thing that should be taken up with senior management. Otherwise, into your life it will creep. It could even lead to the The Caine Mutiny.I resemble that remark LOL!

[Kimino]

You probably mean Yara (Jahra?) from Hamburg. She arrived at the club with a great attitude, then when the big ice queens adopted her, she became nervous about talking to anyone.I think you are right. I remember talking about her with Raffaella and she told me she was from Hamburg. So it must be her.

Kimino

[Kurre]

It could even lead to the The Caine Mutiny.LOL.

I plan to hit Artemis in a about an hour. I left Bremen in the morning and was really tempted to go back to World. But hey, I lost my FKK virginity to Artemis five years ago and there is always something about your first one that the others can't up.

I'll try to check my PMs while in, so if anybody wants to compare notes, let me know.

(And this probably should have been in the Travel Announcements section.)

[Rocketboy0]

I resemble that remark LOL!Why seutenly, though of course not directed at you personally. Unless you can mutiny against yourself.

[ZimmerBaby]

Chiara / Kiara POL 26, 165 cm, enhanced breasts, long black hair. I haven't seen her for at least one year. Any new information regarding her existence from the board of icebears?

[Pharisaer]

Chiara / Kiara POL 26, 165 cm, enhanced breasts, long black hair. I haven't seen her for at least one year. Any new information regarding her existence from the board of icebears?I've seen her for the last time in Artemis during summer (June?) 2012, don't remember exactly. No more news.

[ZimmerBaby]

That's actually good news. She's still in this businness. Thanks!

[Galazy]

Is there more than 1 surgically enhanced Chiara / Kiara from Poland I wonder? My all time top Artemis girl is Chiara / Kiara from Poland and is just as you describe except she had short blonde hair. She also has loads of tattoos; big angel wings on her back, stars above her tits and something between her knee and ankle that she's in the process of having lasered off. Is this the same girl?

If so, the last time I saw her was back in June I believe.

[ZimmerBaby]

Yes G. That's her. On my top 3 list at Artemis. Fantastic girl, lovely sessions, nice personality, great service, sexy body.

[Pharisaer]

I think it's the same lass we're talking about. Do you remember the red stars on her shoulders?


That's actually good news. She's still in this businness.Some additional news: Yes she's still in business. A former regular of her told me she's doing some escort now.

[Belvaros]

After a nice couple of hours chatting with Rocketboy and Angus, I reached Artemis around 6pm. Windy and rainy afternoon in Berlin. The vibe has been good all night, until 4:30 when I left. A girl was having a small birthday party and this created even more atmosphere. Nothing particular to report, a nice night, disgusting food but the music was fine.

Don't know if it was Rocketboy or Angus talking to me about Marsha, I gave her a try.

Marsha, kind of a big girl, blonde, mid length hair. Russian, Polish? A bit wide in the hips, not a fat issue but a structural thing, she usually hangs out with the Polish team. Spent a nice half hour + cim. A lot of deep kissing and all the rest of the kit. She is very passionate and hot, also a nice girl to chat with. Recommended, will repeat.

Vote: VII.

Don't know what hit me but after around a year of basically avoiding her I decided to take Raffaella to the room, I've reported on her ad nausea. Stayed an hour with some extras, usual great time. Towards the end of the evening, repeated with Esther (thanks Pharisier) , taking a bit more time than yesterday. Again a great session.

I noticed a very cute and new girl, and I'm sorry I didn't have a chance to try her. Short light brown hair, tall and well built, an incredible ass, tatoos, was hanging around with two german ice queens, not all the time but enough to trigger the suspect she could be like them.

Basically, two positive days at Art.

KiminoKimino. Always love reading your POSITIVE reports. A+ to you sir for verve.

On a personal. I have been sicker then a malle bull on bad crack with god knows what ailment but the Moracaino doctors blow so was lucky enough to be fixed up by a pommie Dr who said I just had a bad case of Aussie-arseholitis. Anyway. I manager to finally get a Schengen visa for my life and business and will be back in Berlin looking for lust again by 1 November.

Watch out Love Bahnhohf

[Angus Magee]

Watch out Love BahnhohfGood to hear you are on the mend and headed back to Poondorf. Maybe better stick with the tried and true this time and avoid those dodgy semi pros out in the bars?

AM

[Rocketboy0]

Good to hear you are on the mend and headed back to Poondorf. Maybe better stick with the tried and true this time and avoid those dodgy semi pros out in the bars?

AMWe will be handing out full body condoms, as part of the Valets of the Dolls service.

[Belvaros]

We will be handing out full body condoms, as part of the Valets of the Dolls service.Apparently my illness was not sex related. A kidney / blood problem but I welcome total body protection If I partake.

May avoid all women until I am 100.

Also why are apartment prices higher in the Nov-Dec period?

[Angus Magee]

We will be handing out full body condoms, as part of the Valets of the Dolls service.RB isn't kidding. We already have the prototype.

[Kimino]

Kimino. Always love reading your POSITIVE reports. A+ to you sir for verve.

On a personal. I have been sicker then a malle bull on bad crack with god knows what ailment but the Moracaino doctors blow so was lucky enough to be fixed up by a pommie Dr who said I just had a bad case of Aussie-arseholitis. Anyway. I manager to finally get a Schengen visa for my life and business and will be back in Berlin looking for lust again by 1 November.

Watch out Love BahnhohfGood to hear you are up and running!

Have fun at Art. I'll have to wait until December, but the freezing temperatures make me appreciate even more the place.

Kimino

[Belvaros]

RB isn't kidding. We already have the prototype.Can you make one for me with a hole instead of the rubber dick. It can double as a sex toy then.

[Member #4285]

What do you think, how crowded will next week be?

A friend is asking..

[Nille Copenhagen]

What do you think, how crowded will next week be?

A friend is asking.I'll expect Artemis to be crowded during next week due to Venus messe.

So that's why I'm waiting to hit it on Sunday.

NC

[London Traveller]

This place has definitely changed over the past year or so. On the good side, the food is better and the club seems to be less crowded with men particularly in the evenings. There are also lots of girls to choose from. On the negative, many girls are pushy and / or rude, an awful lot don't seem to be enjoying themselves, quite a few have had too much surgery often accompanied by excessive or inappropriately placed tattoos, and more guys seem to be coming down the stairs not looking happy.

I had a good two days but it took a lot of effort to find the right partners. I found one new girl on the Friday (2 hours) and then went with an old flame (1 1/2 hours). The second day I spent 6 hours with the new girl. It's a first for me to have booked a girlfriend for the day at this club. It's not quite as exciting as doing it in the summer at Oase when one can lie in a hammock together in the garden, but it was a good experience, sitting together in the lounge, moving upstairs, then going to dinner and ending up in a room again after coffee.

[The Limey]

This place has definitely changed over the past year or so. On the good side, the food is better and the club seems to be less crowded with men particularly in the evenings. There are also lots of girls to choose from. On the negative, many girls are pushy and / or rude, an awful lot don't seem to be enjoying themselves, quite a few have had too much surgery often accompanied by excessive or inappropriately placed tattoos, and more guys seem to be coming down the stairs not looking happy.

I had a good two days but it took a lot of effort to find the right partners. I found one new girl on the Friday (2 hours) and then went with an old flame (1 1/2 hours).Sadly, I have to agree with much of what you say. Artemis is an old favourite of mine, but whereas it used to take me an hour to find a sexy, friendly girl, now it takes me three or four hours. You've basically got to look for a girl who is brand new or a girl you know really well who is not afraid of defying the gang rules.

There was an interesting post by Dick1 on the Berlin thread (before he was slapped down by a certain two members) that it might have something to do with the way girls are selected to come into Artemis. Is it based on value or is it based on their ability to work the system? I think that would be an interesting topic to discuss. Just as in any profession, it could be that there are many worthy girls who would love to make some cash at Artemis, but are excluded for the wrong reasons.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1327653&viewfull=1#post1327653

[Smoky Jack]

This place has definitely changed over the past year or so. On the good side, the food is better and the club seems to be less crowded with men particularly in the evenings. There are also lots of girls to choose from. On the negative, many girls are pushy and / or rude, an awful lot don't seem to be enjoying themselves, quite a few have had too much surgery often accompanied by excessive or inappropriately placed tattoos, and more guys seem to be coming down the stairs not looking happy.

I had a good two days but it took a lot of effort to find the right partners. I found one new girl on the Friday (2 hours) and then went with an old flame (1 1/2 hours). The second day I spent 6 hours with the new girl. It's a first for me to have booked a girlfriend for the day at this club. It's not quite as exciting as doing it in the summer at Oase when one can lie in a hammock together in the garden, but it was a good experience, sitting together in the lounge, moving upstairs, then going to dinner and ending up in a room again after coffee.Damn London, sounds like you are ready to settle down! As you know I never made it to Artemis this summer. How would you compare the lineups between Oase and Artemis? Six hours? Your making me look like an amateur, only spending 4. 5 hours with a girl at Oase as my longest booking. How much did six hours run you? Good to see you are on the hunt again LOL.

[In Trance]

speechless.

after a good few weeks of reading this forum i finally decided to go ahead with my trip.

i don't really know how to start but anyway.

i had watched angus video on how to walk there from westkreuz in advance so getting there was no problem, thanks for making the video by the way.

was making my way there around 19:00 and as i was getting closer and closer my pulse went through the roof! i was so god damn nervous. finally saw the sign saying "artemis" on the roof and it struck me that i am really doing this! managed to barely get throughthe front door without fainting, puh!

once inside i made a quick glance up to the left towards the small lockers and i already saw 2 or 3 girls that was breathtaking. and knew i could take them to a room right then and there if i wanted to and it felt amazing!

changed into this ugly bathrobe which looked like it had been washed about 3000 times, but who cares when your surrounded by such beauty.

took a shower and remember thinking to myself that man, you have to calm down and get your shit together or else you will be the easiest pray to the sharks in the history of artemis. so i decided to go downstairs and relax a bit by the pool.

i had promised myself before i started the trip that i would not lose my first encounter with a "professional" to some ice queen and i intended to keep that promise.

well, it turned out to be way way harder than i had previously anticipated. made it about halfway down the stairs before before this tall brunette stopped me and the first words that came out of her mouth was,"is it your first time here" and i thought "shit, is it really that obvious?". she started with the sweet talk and before i knew it i had said yes to going up to a room, thinking the hell with the plans, let's do this!

i cannot recall her name since i had been paying more attention to her beautiful body rather than her words during our conversation. fortunately she was really sweet and took it slow and i quickly regained my confidence in the room. all in all a great first session but unfortunately lacking details to write a good report.

now i was finally getting the hang of things and went for a bite to eat in the restaurant. food was not great, reminded me of the food i got in school, but it didn't bother since it kept me energized enough to continue which was all i cared about.

session two was total garbage. forgot the name of the girl but she was a blond girl from spain. she kept complaining about stuff, her being tired and all that and that really turned me off and i decided to end the session after maybe 5 minutes.

this put me down to a near depressed state, thinking to myself "is this all artemis truly is?". contemplated leaving and never come back but decided that i was going to stay and think it through thoroughly, did not want to do anything hastily, all it was my main objective with this trip.

went down to the pool area for a good two hours or more before i went back up again to the main bar. sat at the couches in the back still in a funk when this petite hungarian girl with the most amazing eyes approached me, turned out her name was sharon. we had a nice friendly chat before i finally decided to go to a room. after all i sure did not want to do the same mistake as i did with the last girl again. once in the room we instantly clicked, she was really passionate, a true "girlfriend experience" if you may, i won't go into details but during the 3 days that i was there i ended up spending about 8-9 hours with her. a truly amazing time and she is the reason i'm already planning my next trip to berlin which should take place in a few weeks.

i don't have time right now to write about the other two days that i visited artemis but maybe some other day.

guess i'm hooked with the fkk concept! and i'm really happy that i am.

before the trip i had read around on forums and some people said that being young in there was a bad thing, that young people had a bad reputation of being rude and disrespectful to the girls and since i'm only 20 years old it got me quite worried that it would hurt my experience during my visit. but at least i didn't notice it to be a drawback, but i guess if you treat the girls with respect and kindness it doesn't matter.

to sum this all up i know this isn't the most well written report on isg but i just wanted to share my story and all i'm thinking about right now is to get back as soon as possible!

i also want to thank each and everyone that contributes to this forum, without it i probably would have never made this trip in the first place. i learned a lot of useful information and i look forward to read your future reports.

[ZimmerBaby]

Thank you for reporting In Trance. Reading your first time report reminds me of my first visit to Artemis. Sweet memories from the day I discovered the strongest drug in my life. Be careful, it's called FKK, but has the same function as heroin.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Thank you for reporting In Trance. Reading your first time report reminds me of my first visit to Artemis. Sweet memories from the day I discovered the strongest drug in my life. Be careful, it's called FKK, but has the same function as heroin.Me2, what doesn't kill make you stronger. The good thing about the FKK-drug, it doesn't kill you. Hehe

[The Cane]

Thank you for reporting In Trance. Reading your first time report reminds me of my first visit to Artemis. Sweet memories from the day I discovered the strongest drug in my life. Be careful, it's called FKK, but has the same function as heroin.I too enjoyed reading the young man's report. Brought a smile to my face. But Trance, don't fall into a trance with just one or a handful of women! You got to spread that loot among them tutes! Other girls there need some money for the "honey" too. And you need the prospect of NEW BOOTY at all times! Don't give it all to one, don't give it all to one and limit your fun! A part of the joy of mongering is finding new tutes. Oh no, it's not all about quantity. You want quality and a few favorites too. But when you're in a place like a FKK or a Brazilian terma, there's plenty of quality to be found, so spread your loot around! Don't "fall in love" with just one! Do that, and then she'll start acting possessive expecting you to give her all of your business. No way! When you go to a place like a FKK, you need to be in charge and fuck WHO you want WHEN you want. Now carry on lad, carry on!

[In Trance]

I too enjoyed reading the young man's report. Brought a smile to my face. But Trance, don't fall into a trance with just one or a handful of women! You got to spread that loot among them tutes! Other girls there need some money for the "honey" too. And you need the prospect of NEW BOOTY at all times! Don't give it all to one, don't give it all to one and limit your fun! A part of the joy of mongering is finding new tutes. Oh no, it's not all about quantity. You want quality and a few favorites too. But when you're in a place like a FKK or a Brazilian terma, there's plenty of quality to be found, so spread your loot around! Don't "fall in love" with just one! Do that, and then she'll start acting possessive expecting you to give her all of your business. No way! When you go to a place like a FKK, you need to be in charge and fuck WHO you want WHEN you want. Now carry on lad, carry on!That's exactly what happened to me. The seasoned pro she is, wrapped me around her little finger, making me spend maybe a few more sessions with her then I should have. I will make certain to bring that information with me in the back of my head during my next visit and hopefully find some other favorites too.

I have definitely fallen for the FKK drug and I sure hope it will bring me a lot more unforgettable memories in the near future.

[Rocketboy0]

Well- while all you oxytocin and endorphin addicts are commiserating, can someone please tell us how jammed, pleasant, or unbearable the Love Bahnhoff has been the past few days during Berlin's Venus Erotic Messe time? (To me, Berlin having a special adult Messe is kind of silly, as it is pretty much that everyday). But some recent reports about crowds and the lineup would be useful.

And in passing

In Trance - whatever else all us hardened grizzlies tell you - you have to keep this whole/hole thing in balance and perspective. Don't let a few days in the Candy Store mess up your mind, and cut you off from normal relationships with women. There is indeed a risk of this, and don' t kid yourself that it does not exist. The FKK thing is what it is - great fun. But keep it in its place. That is the risk of youth-that you can just get blinded and blind sided by the degree of choices, and how easy and affordable it is, relative to real relationships. Enjoy it, but don't let it cut you off from the real world, which it most certainly is not.

In some ways, I am glad I only discovered the scene late in life (in my 80s), as it helps me keep it in perspective. And of course the Lilly company is grateful as well.

Meanwhile - Artemis, the Venus flytrap, field reports, please, someone.....

[ZimmerBaby]

I would like to have some info about Lilly.

Hugs from ZB aka Rainbow the FKK Monster

[Akibono]

In trace- I would add that you should treat the girls nicely, but do not fall in love with them. Girls come and go, they also go with many, many different men. Otherwise, you will turm into some of the disfunctional men mentioned here who pine for their favorite girls and become obsessive when they go with other men. There are men who spend thousands of Euros on a girl and fall into a state of depression when she "leaves" him for some other guy.

[Angus Magee]

There are men who spend thousands of Euros on a girl and fall into a state of depression when she "leaves" him for some other guy.And this differs from civilian life how? Nothing wrong with falling in love with the occasional 'ho. It is the stuff of existential literature and some really bad poetry. Just make sure, before you open your veins, to give old Angus a call so I can remind you that it is a bit cliched and not to take either the falling in love or the inevitable heart break quite so seriously. And yeah, probably best not to spend every last dime on the for hire gfs. That would really [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off future wives who feel it is their exclusive right to make you fall in love and fleece you.

AM

[Woofiee]

There are men who spend thousands of Euros on a girl and fall into a state of depression when she "leaves" him for some other guy.How is this different from any woman, anywhere?

FTFY.