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Well- while all you oxytocin and endorphin addicts are commiserating, can someone please tell us how jammed, pleasant, or unbearable the Love Bahnhoff has been the past few days during Berlin's Venus Erotic Messe time? (To me, Berlin having a special adult Messe is kind of silly, as it is pretty much that everyday). But some recent reports about crowds and the lineup would be useful.
Meanwhile. Artemis, the Venus flytrap, field reports, please, someone.I was at the A from 14. 00-23. 00 yesterday. It didn't start to get really busy until 20. 00 or so. The atmosphere was good, lots of girls (some we're very Busy) and the girl / girl sex shows in the main bar were a real treat. Max wait time for an upstairs room was about 30 miniutes according to Nina.
Full report to follow.
Buck Rogers
10-20-12, 14:51
These are my 2 bad feelings about girls now in Artemis:
- some girls are too pushy and too quick in saying 'let's go fuck', They don't even try to start a conversation. As for me of course I usually avoid them and I don't consider them any longer as 'candidates' but they still get other customers (maybe more newbies / occasional tourists?)
- too many fake boobs around for my taste, some of them ugly to see IMHO, but I see they get a lot of customers as well so I guess it is a matter of taste.
On Friday October 12th
- Nina: one hour, very good session as expected with her. Great repeat value.
- Yara from Hamburg, light brown hair (not short, not long) , early 20s, slim, half an hour: from all the girls I saw was the one that stimulated me the most. First thing I noticed, she took time in talking with potential clients. She did it with me as well but I didn't go with her the first time. Later I searched for her. The session wasn't that great from her part, she wasn't participating much, but I managed to fancy the session anyway since she looked so good to me and I tasted her beautiful white skin (I mean not the fake tan). I have to say the she had a cold though, maybe it influenced her, I don't know. I think next time if I find her I might try again to see if the attitude in the room will be better. That would be great since she looks also a lot fresher than most of the girls.
Saturday 13th.
- Carolina from Latvia: late 20s, tall, brown hair, one hour, good. I had already had a session with her previously.
- Alexandra, Romania, early 20s, long brown hair, half an hour: I suspected she would be cold in the room since I got it from her general attitude out of the room. I had avoided her in my previous visits but she looked so good I had to try her just for the sake of it. I somewhat enjoyed it for her great looks and beautiful body but I would not repeat.
- Nina: one great hour again with also cim.
Buck
These are my 2 bad feelings about girls now in Artemis:
- some girls are too pushy and too quick in saying 'let's go fuck', They don't even try to start a conversation. As for me of course I usually avoid them and I don't consider them any longer as 'candidates' but they still get other customers (maybe more newbies / occasional tourists?)
- too many fake boobs around for my taste, some of them ugly to see IMHO, but I see they get a lot of customers as well so I guess it is a matter of taste.Hey Buck, interesting info on Yara. She is on my todo list. Very cute.
About the preliminary conversation thing, although it's in the manual, I almost never talk with the girls before. Once I decide a girl is intriguing me I just pick her and go to the room. At the max I check to know if she is a "not this, not that" kind of girl and if she is ok with DATY. I also noted with a couple, that after asking the DATY thing, she would park me in the room for a few minutes with an excuse and then come back after going for an extra wash. I'm kind of certain about this, I find it actually a bright thing to do, igienically. But the one thing that completely turns me off is when I get approached in Romanian fake italian with lines like: "sono la regina del pompino" (I'm the blow job queen) or similar.
On the other hand, some people need the girls to go up to them. I remember once at Colosseum in Augsburg, where girls are not allowed to go up to the guys and have to wait for them to make the first move, and a friend of mine had some difficulties in the situation.
Kimino
friday 19th october. messe madness
after reading the reports on here about the launch party for the outdoor area i thought it was open. so i arrived at the a around 14. 30 planning on exploring the new facilities. it was a beautiful sunny day in berlin so some outdoor action would have been a great way to pass some time. unfortunately work was still done to finish the new space off out so there was no fun in the sun for me. what i saw looked pretty good though – the pool looks a nice size and the sauna and outdoor zimmers should be a good addition to the current setup. i'm not sure how it will be accessed though. is the only way to get out through the non-smoking bar in the basement?
anyway. after arriving much earlier than my usual artemis start time the place was pretty quiet. i wasn't sure what to expect with the venus conference on but things seemed the same as usual for an artemis afternoon. there were maybe 15 men and 20 girls rep001tered around the club. i recognised a lot of the girls but i only know the following names: jenna, nina, ivy, bella, amalia, cindy, sara and jennifer.
i did a few circuits, had some drinks and cigarettes before i had my first session. i was unsure whether to go go for a girl i've never been with before or someone i knew i was guaranteed a good time with. after thinking about this for a while i found myself standing next to jenna at the bar. i've had a few sessions with jenna so after a quick chat we headed upstairs.
jenna from germany
there's not much to be written about jenna. there have been loads of reports on her in this thread and i'the be fairly certain most of them are positive. this was a good, solid session. great sex with a real pro. i had her finger my ass while she jerked me off to a really powerful orgasm. €110 total cost and a good start to the day.
i chilled out for a while. walked around, had some naps and read for a while in the downstairs bar. there was a pretty mellow atmosphere in the club and it was nice to just stroll around.
back in the main bar i was relaxing with a cup of tea and a smoke when i was joined on the couch by svenna (?) from germany.
we had a really nice chat. she wasn't pushy or aggressive – trying to get a commitment to go to the room as soon as the conversation started. we had a cigarette and a drink. then she explained to me that her deep-throat skills were second to none. i've had a few world-class blow jobs over the years so i wanted to test out this claim so we headed upstairs to room 23, my favorite room in the club.
svenna from germany
after lots of kissing and touching we got down to some real sex. true to her word svenna did give stellar bj. great technique, slow when required but hard and fast at the right time. after a glorious bj i got rubbered up and we had an energetic, sweaty shag. i removed the rubber and stood up to finish in her very talented mouth. another €110 session worth every penny.
it was after 18. 00 now and the club was starting to fill up but i've seen it busier on regular non-messe days. i had a massage and some dinner before looking for my next girl. my all time favourite girl is ciarra from poland so i decided to look for her. after an hour or so there was no sign of her. i reckon if she wasn't working on one of the busiest days of the year she must be finished with the artemis. so it was time to pick another girl. i spotted amalia from romania in the upstairs bar. i've had some fantastic session with her in the past so i had a nice chat with her and we headed upstairs.
amalia from romania
amalia is a tall blonde with a beautiful face, a great body and the prettiest eyes in the a. we had a lot of fun together, she's cute and playful but knows when to turn nasty when required. the sight of her beautiful eyes looking up at me while my cock was in her mouth was a highlight of the day. after some great, hard sex i realised i wasn't going to be able to finish inside her. so i took the condom off and i jerked off while she licked and squeezed my balls. she put a condom onto 2 of her fingers, lubed in up and slid it into my ass. after a few wonderful minutes i came hard across my stomach. i lay there panting with my heart going like a train while she smiled down at me. wow. awesome session and i think i have a new favourite girl at the a. she only wanted €60 (i was under the impression that a girls fingers in my ass was an extra) but i gave her a big tip. excellent session. guaranteed repeat.
it was after 20. 00 now and the place was hopping. there were loads of robes wandering around and there was a constant stream of new guys at the reception. there was a big crowd around the stage outside the kino in the smoking bar so i went down to see what was happening. there was a 2 girl sex show starting. one girl in a sexy police woman cap and another playing the 'criminal'. they really got into their performance and at one point they used a big double-ended dildo on each other. it was a lot of fun to watch and really turned up the atmosphere. i don't know if the working girls appreciated the distraction because there didn't seem to be much trace happening while the show happened. after the girls finished i chilled in the bar for a while before the second show started. again. 2 hot girls going at it. and again it was super-hot.
i felt like it was time for session 4. i knocked back a few approaches. i reckoned this would be my last shag of the day so i wanted to be sure of a good time. i'the seen nina working the floor and going up and down the stairs since earlier in the afternoon. i'the been with her before and she's always a star so after a chat we headed for a room.
nina from czech
we walked a little bit up the stairs but there was a big queue and she reckoned there was a 30 minute wait. i was ready to go so i suggested a downstairs room next to the kino. there was only 1 free curtained area and the sounds of sex were coming from each of the other rooms. we pulled the curtain behind us and got down to it.
nina must be the ultimate pro at the artemis. i'the guess she fucked 20 guys that day but even after that she was still gave an amazing performance. a fantastic blow job and a great, hard shag in a handful of positions (her pussy was amazingly tight) led to a great doggie-style finish. definitely one of the best girls at the club and a winner every time. money well spent and a definite repeat.
i left around 23. 00 and the club was very busy by then but was certainly not as chaotic as i thought it was going to be.
a great day with 4 fantastic sessions. only one new girl but that's the way it goes sometimes. i've no regrets about my choices.
thanks for reading.
Rocketboy0
10-21-12, 18:01
last chance at the love bahnhoff for several weeks. so rb took the plunge sat night. fairly but not unbearably full with the end of venus, though a lot of the hard core a-team absent, with a few newbs. had sort of what i would call "ho-hum" session with bella, curvy cubano, normally a fav, but she clearly needs a vacation which starts this week. later redeemed the night with a knockout tryst with german-turkish busa. we started in the kino as the wait upstairs was getting stupid, and then after maybe 15 min got a room near the exercise area. nothing like the sounds of stationary bikes, heavy weight lifting, the pornos on the screen, and all sorts of moanings and slurpings from neighbors to set the romantic mood. anyway a fine night, crowded but pleasant. the girls were saying the venus crowd was a bit weird, with more kinky requests eg [CodeWord101] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord101) and its more solid brown cousin, than normal.
galazy. the new area (poondorf) is accessible either through the new glass doors in the kitchen, or by going out the side kitchen exit. rb took a stroll through and it still seems some weeks away from being fully finished. not all electrical lines laid in, not all the rooms have mattresses, some painting going on in the new shower area to the back, but clearly on the home stretch. just in time for winter. perhaps a little naked ice skating or hockey on the new pool.
Buck Rogers
10-21-12, 19:19
Hey Buck, interesting info on Yara. She is on my todo list. Very cute.
On the other hand, some people need the girls to go up to them. I remember once at Colosseum in Augsburg, where girls are not allowed to go up to the guys and have to wait for them to make the first move, and a friend of mine had some difficulties in the situation.
KiminoI can understand. I kind of wait when the girl I'm interested in is in a group talking / smoking (unless it is a girl I already know). When I used to go to Koeln, at Samya I could only approach a girl myself.
In my opinion it is nice that you can be approached as well, I sometime fancy to get approached at the kino downstairs and get a preliminary blowjob there and then go up to a room.
But still a girl approaching me and telling me right away "do you want fuck me upstairs?" or something like that kind of turns me off.
It is different if you approach a girl and you go to the room right away.
Yara is in my to "redo better" list :-)
Yara is in my to "redo better" list :-)Experience is the best teacher. My advice is don't make the same mistake twice.
WorkTravel80
10-21-12, 22:15
I felt like it was time for session 4. I knocked back a few approaches. I reckoned this would be my last shag of the day so I wanted to be sure of a good time. I'the seen Nina working the floor and going up and down the stairs since earlier in the afternoon. I'the been with her before and she's always a star so after a chat we headed for a room.
Nina from Czech
Thanks for a nice report Galazy. I'm soon trying out Artemis. I have earlier been several times to the Palace in Frankfurt, and I must admit that I have become quite a fan. I am really looking forward to try out a new Fkk. And I have high expectations.
I would really apreciate a "detailed" description of Nina. Could you describe her looks etc for me? Would have been really nice to memorize some names of good providers. And I have one general question. How "easy" is it to find providers that can DFK you in Artemis? I have NEVER had problems with that in the Palace. I really like "girlfriend sex". Thanks.
Norwegian90
Amriptna111
10-21-12, 23:51
I felt like it was time for session 4. I knocked back a few approaches. I reckoned this would be my last shag of the day so I wanted to be sure of a good time. I'the seen Nina working the floor and going up and down the stairs since earlier in the afternoon. I'the been with her before and she's always a star so after a chat we headed for a room.
Nina from Czech
Thanks for a nice report Galazy. I'm soon trying out Artemis. I have earlier been several times to the Palace in Frankfurt, and I must admit that I have become quite a fan. I am really looking forward to try out a new Fkk. And I have high expectations.
I would really apreciate a "detailed" description of Nina. Could you describe her looks etc for me? Would have been really nice to memorize some names of good providers. And I have one general question. How "easy" is it to find providers that can DFK you in Artemis? I have NEVER had problems with that in the Palace. I really like "girlfriend sex". Thanks.
Norwegian90Nina is Gina from Palace Fat Boy; p. I think you have seen her in Palace *wink*wink*
WorkTravel80
10-22-12, 00:06
Nina is Gina from Palace Fat Boy; p. I think you have seen her in Palace *wink*wink*Haha, are you fucking kidding me? She left the Palace for Artemis? I have never sessioned with her, but I know she looks really hot. Her attitude is bitchy though. So that always has been ha turn of for me.
Norwegian90
Haha, are you fucking kidding me? She left the Palace for Artemis? I have never sessioned with her, but I know she looks really hot. Her attitude is bitchy though. So that always has been ha turn of for me.
Norwegian90No, that's incorrect information. Look at the pictures on the Artemis website.
Woho, I am sooo excited.
I have been reading this thread for a couple of years and thinking that Artemis (and other FKKs must be such a great place) but never really been able to convince myself to go there myself. But tonight was the night and in somewhat of a spontaneus decision I booked my flight to Berlin. So now I have just over 1 week left until I finally enter Artemis.
I have paid for sex before (visited the Brussels and Amsterdam RLD:s) and I loved that experience, however I think this will be even better. .
So despite having read this thread many times I cannot really remember that many details, so what is your best FKK rookie tips guys?
I just watched Angus great youtube video of how to get there so I think that won't be a problem. However my plane arrives at Tegel airport 11:10 in the morning and I plan to basically go to Artemis straight away and stay there until they close since my returnflight is at 07:15 the next morning. Does that sound like a good plan? How long does it take to get from and to Tegel airport? What transportation would you recommend?
I plan to take around 600-700 euros with me, don't know if I will spend it all, but I rather take too much than too little. But where should I have my money while at Artemis. Do people just keep it in their locker all the time and go down there after a session to pay the girl?
I promise to write a report once I am back home. Hopefully it will be a good one.
Angus Magee
10-22-12, 08:48
No, that's incorrect information. Look at the pictures on the Artemis website.I was going to say that this Nina=Gina is false but was not really sure of it. I understand that she used to work at World but this was quite some time back and she has been exclusively at Artemis for a few years now.
AM
Angus Magee
10-22-12, 10:48
Woho, I am sooo excited.
I have been reading this thread for a couple of years and thinking that Artemis (and other FKKs must be such a great place) but never really been able to convince myself to go there myself. But tonight was the night and in somewhat of a spontaneus decision I booked my flight to Berlin. So now I have just over 1 week left until I finally enter Artemis.
I have paid for sex before (visited the Brussels and Amsterdam RLD:s) and I loved that experience, however I think this will be even better. .
So despite having read this thread many times I cannot really remember that many details, so what is your best FKK rookie tips guys?
I just watched Angus great youtube video of how to get there so I think that won't be a problem. However my plane arrives at Tegel airport 11:10 in the morning and I plan to basically go to Artemis straight away and stay there until they close since my returnflight is at 07:15 the next morning. Does that sound like a good plan? How long does it take to get from and to Tegel airport? What transportation would you recommend?
I plan to take around 600-700 euros with me, don't know if I will spend it all, but I rather take too much than too little. But where should I have my money while at Artemis. Do people just keep it in their locker all the time and go down there after a session to pay the girl?
I promise to write a report once I am back home. Hopefully it will be a good one.I would say first of all read this, my Artemis guide.
http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=690
Best way to get there from Tegel is to get to the ring line S Bahn then take the train to Westkreuz and walk as per the video. It shouldn't take more than a half hour this way so you will be there very early. You might want to plan on leaving at sometime for a short excursion as 15-16 hours in Artemis can be a long stretch.
Keep your money in the cash locker at the front-the Artemis guide explains it all.
AM
Rocketboy0
10-22-12, 10:56
what is your best FKK rookie tips guys?
3 tips:
-Read The F Forum- go back at least a year. It is all there. Everything you would ever need to know, apart from the Angus blog.
-If possible, Wed-Sat are the better nights. IMHO Thurs-Fri the best, a little less crowded, staff at full strength. Days are quieter than nights, in terms of sheer number of choices.
-Just when you first go, take it slow, get your bearings, don't rush into anything, talk first feel the vibe, and be very clear before you go to a room what you expect and what it will cost (esp. On kissing). Other kinky extras cost more, kissing should not. But some girls just won't so if it's an issue with you, be sure you understand what is, or is not cumming.
Would appreciate a post from somebody who knows the Czech Gina from Palace who can confirm whether or not she has indeed moved on to Artemis and plans to stay there.
Thanks
SpeedyMike
10-23-12, 15:09
The Cane,
Would appreciate a post from somebody who knows the Czech Gina from Palace who can confirm whether or not she has indeed moved on to Artemis and plans to stay there.
Thanks
I didt a session with her yesterday at Palace, and she didt not say anything about going back to Artemis.
I plan to take around 600-700 euros with me, don't know if I will spend it all, but I rather take too much than too little.You'll be surprised at how quickly you'll go through €700. Does that include your €80 entry fee?
Granted you'll be left with enough cash for 10 standard €60 sessions but if you add on some extras or a threesome (for example) your locker will be empty quickly. If you can get the cash together €1, 000 is a good amount to bring. I look at every visit I take as a 'once in a life time' trip so I'll always take more cash than I need. Looking forward to your report.
Svenna from GermanyCall her: Svenya.
My all time favourite girl is Ciarra from Poland so I decided to look for her. After an hour or so there was no sign of her.Call her: Chiara. She was working some days in Berlin in October, but she isn't an Artemis regular at the moment.
I was going to say that this Nina=Gina is false but was not really sure of it. I understand that she used to work at World but this was quite some time back and she has been exclusively at Artemis for a few years now.Quite correct.
the cane,
i did a session with her yesterday at palace, and she did not say anything about going back to artemis.thanks for the intel speedymike. it's extremely annoying when people start to spread rumors. people need to have the facts before they write about stuff like this here! i'm looking forward to getting me some more of that.
Call her: Chiara. She was working some days in Berlin in October, but she isn't an Artemis regular at the moment.Thanks for the update. Do you know if she's working somewhere else in Berlin? In another club? She did mention she also did escort work.
Thanks for the replys, the days are quickly going by and I am coming closer and closer to Artemis. However, I have mixed feelings. Sometimes I question my self and ask myself why I booked that flight ticket. But I soon realize this is something I have been wanting to do for years. And it will surely be exciting.
I would say first of all read this, my Artemis guide.
http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=690
Best way to get there from Tegel is to get to the ring line S Bahn then take the train to Westkreuz and walk as per the video. It shouldn't take more than a half hour this way so you will be there very early. You might want to plan on leaving at sometime for a short excursion as 15-16 hours in Artemis can be a long stretch.
Keep your money in the cash locker at the front-the Artemis guide explains it all.
AMThanks Angus, I read you guide now. Very well written, it helps a lot very detailed. Good job! . I think you might be right I probably will want to leave Artemis for a couple of hours or so at one point or another. Is there any nice place nearby you could recommend for killing an hour or two inbetween all the fucking? .
3 tips:
-Read The F Forum- go back at least a year. It is all there. Everything you would ever need to know, apart from the Angus blog.
-If possible, Wed-Sat are the better nights. IMHO Thurs-Fri the best, a little less crowded, staff at full strength. Days are quieter than nights, in terms of sheer number of choices.
-Just when you first go, take it slow, get your bearings, don't rush into anything, talk first feel the vibe, and be very clear before you go to a room what you expect and what it will cost (esp. On kissing). Other kinky extras cost more, kissing should not. But some girls just won't so if it's an issue with you, be sure you understand what is, or is not cumming.Thanks, going back one year and reading it all takes a long time, however I might do that over the weekend to get into the right mood. As I mentioned I already booked my flight and I will be in Berlin / Artemis on Monday. Not the best nights as you say, but that is the day that suited my schedual the best and I hope it won't be too much worse than Wed-Sat. Thanks, yea I will try to take it slow at the start, however I am not sure I will manage. But I'll do my best. .
You'll be surprised at how quickly you'll go through €700. Does that include your €80 entry fee?
Granted you'll be left with enough cash for 10 standard €60 sessions but if you add on some extras or a threesome (for example) your locker will be empty quickly. If you can get the cash together €1, 000 is a good amount to bring. I look at every visit I take as a 'once in a life time' trip so I'll always take more cash than I need. Looking forward to your report.Yes indeed I was planning that the €700 would cover my entry fee as well as the transportation to and from Artemis from the airport. However, that was not a set value and if you think it might be better to bring €1k I might as well do that. I mean, better bringing more than to little, I can always take some with me back home again. But I have a feeling most of the money I take to Artemis I will find one or another way to burn. .
A threesome indeed does sound very interesting, I don't think I will ever get the chance to experience that in my normal life so why not try it out here. How much does the girls charge for that. €60 each per 30 minutes or is it more?
Yes indeed I was planning that the €700 would cover my entry fee as well as the transportation to and from Artemis from the airport. However, that was not a set value and if you think it might be better to bring €1k I might as well do that. I mean, better bringing more than to little, I can always take some with me back home again. But I have a feeling most of the money I take to Artemis I will find one or another way to burn. .
A threesome indeed does sound very interesting, I don't think I will ever get the chance to experience that in my normal life so why not try it out here. How much does the girls charge for that. €60 each per 30 minutes or is it more?Ciao Mrlarkin.
I agree with Galaxy's "once in a life time" mental approach, I do the same, in general. And if I can't afford that approach I simply stay home.
If money is not a big issue, bring enough to don't have to worry about it, you will take back what you won't spend. This said. 700 is more than enough to really have a good good time. Obviously it depends on the kind of session you will have. If you start having extras or some extended time the fees grow fast. Eg. 1hr with a girl, anal and cim will be 270. 30min with 2 is 120, if you go over the 30 min it gets to 240. And so on. Don't know if you fancy a whisky or similar, at Artemis an eyedrop of that costs 10euros. You will have great fun!
As to what to do when taking a break, Berlin has so much to offer. Depending on your tastes, on the weather and on the fact that this is your first visit to Berlin or not, you could play the tourist and have a long walk in Mitte, maybe from Brandenburg gate up to Alexander Platz, or look around Kudam. Pergamon museum if you are interested. Lot's of art galleries around. Maybe go find some decent food. Web will help you to find stuff of your interest.
Kimino
Angus Magee
10-25-12, 12:13
Thanks Angus, I read you guide now. Very well written, it helps a lot very detailed. Good job! . I think you might be right I probably will want to leave Artemis for a couple of hours or so at one point or another. Is there any nice place nearby you could recommend for killing an hour or two inbetween all the fucking? .Artemis itself is in the middle of nowhere but you are close to a number of areas with a short S Bahn ride. Consider buying a day ticket when you arrive and take the S Bahn to Hackescher Mkt in Mitte or maybe the Wilmersdorf / Charlottenburg pedestrian street. It depends a bit on the weather when you are here what you might want to do.
Yes indeed I was planning that the €700 would cover my entry fee as well as the transportation to and from Artemis from the airport. However, that was not a set value and if you think it might be better to bring €1k I might as well do that. I mean, better bringing more than to little, I can always take some with me back home again. But I have a feeling most of the money I take to Artemis I will find one or another way to burn.Personally I think €700 is pretty good for a day at Artemis. Though it never hurts to have a few euros in reserve for cost overruns. Most important is to try to control, to some extent, the situation with the girls. By all means let them up sell you a bit, but remember that you are in control of the funds not them. As a newbie (and they can sense this no matter what you say) some will try to take advantage. If you let them.
A threesome indeed does sound very interesting, I don't think I will ever get the chance to experience that in my normal life so why not try it out here. How much does the girls charge for that. €60 each per 30 minutes or is it more?Threesomes are risky. The costs can soar so make sure everything is clear. If you really want a threesome I do not recommend going for one of the duos who walk around trying to sell it to you no matter how good they look and no matter what they say about their out of this world service. Find a girl you like and ask her if she has a girl with whom she does threesomes. This way you have a much better chance of remaining in control.
You are correct that threesome costs €60/half hr./girl. But lesbani action is an extra (€50/girl) . Then there is the question of CIM-if both girls take the jizz you are on the hook for 2 times €50. As I say, threesomes can spiral easily out of control and you could easily end up spending 300 plus euros on a mediocre experience of half an hour.
AM
Member #4330
10-25-12, 23:35
This is a section I cut from a longer post in the Berlin thread. Though it would be more appropriate to post the Artemis reporting here.
Got there around 9 PM, showered, and got comfortable. Had a few initial shark attacks, but I have no trouble saying no (have been to Oase and Sylt before). Consistent with others who've reported, I did like the vibe at Oase a bit more (and the cheaper prices are also nice). However I still had a great time and would definitely visit Artemis again. In total I spent 540 Euros, in three sessions (one a duo). Here are the details:
#1: Maja and friend (POL) : My eye was soon caught by a couple of girls I thought were hot, and after some smiles back and forth the bolder one came over. Maja, from Poland, of course wanted to do a duo with her friend (also from Poland. Unusual made-up name I can't remember). Now I know this is total up-sell, but a duo with two Polish girls was something I'd been wanting to do and I really liked their look so I went for it. However, as noted by others, this is where it gets expensive because the base duo is 2x60 and if you want them to interact with each other it's another 2x50. I decided I was up for that, as I've had a couple of really good threesome experiences in the past (so total damage was 220). Said no to a bunch of other extras on offer (CIM, anal, etc.) and this did not hurt the vibe at all. It was a bit mechanical, and I knew I was being gamed, but I quite enjoyed it nonetheless. No kissing, and initially was told that "could only f*ck one girl in a half hour session". However after going at it with Maja for a while her friend really wanted to have a go and so that went out the window with no extra charges. I came doing Maja's friend while Maja was getting really into fingering her own *sshole so in the end the nasty-ness of it all made up for the other shortcomings and I came away satisfied with a good start.
#2: Natasha (RU) : now this was *the* killer session of the night, and an example of how it's best to go after the girl you want rather than wait for them to find you. Sometime after 10:30PM, as I was scouting out the talent around the bar, I spotted for the first time a tall red-haired girl who had that "special something". I have to say that we have a lot of hot girls in the scene where I live, and I'm pretty selective. Often it's not the barbie doll ice queens that do it for me, but the one with a nice body who reminds me of the girl I had a crush on in high-school. Anyhow, I saw Natasha and had to pounce, which might have attracted some glares from all the girls I'd said "no" to standing right there. She was one of these great sweeties who I suspect is not really into the shark thing. I approached her, she did a bit of seduction, and we found a room by the Kino. It was a total girlfriend experience session. Really, really nice with enthusiastic DFK. I took an hour on the spot, which I suspect helps the ambiance a lot, and was asked for 10 Euros extra for COB. Total damage was 130 Euros, worth every centime or whatever you call them here. I love it when I find *exactly* what I'm looking for!
#3: Anja (POL) : this was a fun way to round out the night. I'd chatted with Anja earlier, at my initiation, and while she suggested a duo with her friend she was very cool (as in reasonable) when I declined on the grounds that I'd just been with two girls. Later on in the night I was at the bar pounding down water (got to stay hydrated) when I realized she was sitting there. I thought she was very cute, and she laid on just the right kind of seduction spiel that I really enjoy so I said what the hell. She again proposed the duo but when I indicated I was just up for one girl. 30 minutes, there was no further pressure. She was a bit upsell-ish but not overbearingly so (anal, CIM, etc.). She asked for 50 Euros for COB, which might have been lower if I'd gone for an hour session. It was a lot of fun, the chemistry was good, and I found her very cute, so while it was a bit pricey at 110 Euros for 30 min with COB I was satisfied. Those who say the price spirals out of control fast with the extras are totally right!
Artimus Epilogue: after Anja it was pushing 2AM, so time to shower, change and hop in cab back to hotel. I have to say I was actually really tired, from combination of punting and jet lag, which prompted me to make the ultimate FKK newbie error: I forgot to take my money from the little locker before returning my key! I realized this just as the taxi pulled up to my hotel, and realized I might never see the approx. 200 Euros left in that little locker. If they gave the key to the next punter, he'd get a little windfall, as it's probably not realistic to expect him to turn it in. Fortunately there was an ATM in front of my hotel and I was able to take out some cash for the taxi ride. I ran up and called Artemis, and fortunately at that late hour the keys and lockers are not really turning over all that fast. The lady at the front desk was very polite and after a couple of calls she had retrieved the money and set it aside for me to pick up the next day. She could very easily have given me a line like "someone else took that key and now I don't see any money" so it seems they are honest enough. Needless to say I felt like a complete idiot. At least there was a happy ending, however.
ZimmerBaby
10-26-12, 14:36
Great reports (Berlin included) Erase! Polish girls and Argentinian tenderloin have never disappointed me. Maya's got certain limitations in the servicedepartment, but is a very nice and beautiful girl. She gave me outstanding eyecontact, and the illusion of going to kiss my mouth, then she started kissing my neck. She compensates and that's a gameplan I approve. I guess you did notice Anjas bodylanguage before the session. It's worth the 60 Euros in itself. LOL! .
Angus Magee
10-26-12, 18:39
This is a section I cut from a longer post in the Berlin thread. Though it would be more appropriate to post the Artemis reporting here.Thanks for the detailed report with useful info and good detail of your sessions. The "you can only fuck one girl of a duo in a half hour session" sounds pretty lame to me. I can see them insisting that you change condoms (which would put me off) but you paid the set amount, you should be able to sample the wares.
As for the money-good you got it back. I am not sure it would have been a lost cause even if someone had used the locker, at least if the next monger was a German national. My experience of Germans is that they are probably the most honest people on earth when it comes to these things. I have had a wallet dropped on a main street returned to me with every cent intact and accounted for. They even have a custom where-by the finder of lost money is entitled (officially of course) to a 10% reward if he / she asks for it.
AM
John Corey
10-26-12, 19:11
Thanks for the detailed report with useful info and good detail of your sessions. The "you can only fuck one girl of a duo in a half hour session" sounds pretty lame to me. I can see them insisting that you change condoms (which would put me off) but you paid the set amount, you should be able to sample the wares.
As for the money-good you got it back. I am not sure it would have been a lost cause even if someone had used the locker, at least if the next monger was a German national. My experience of Germans is that they are probably the most honest people on earth when it comes to these things. I have had a wallet dropped on a main street returned to me with every cent intact and accounted for. They even have a custom where-by the finder of lost money is entitled (officially of course) to a 10% reward if he / she asks for it.
AMIt happened to me a few days ago when I checked in and was assigned a locker. When I opened the small one by the reception area to store my wallet and watch it was full of the previous punters valuables. I closed the locker and brought it to the attention of the young lady at the reception area and she gave a long sigh and said " oh he forgot to take his things" It seems this is a common occurrence. As I was storing my clothing in my newly assigned locker I noticed one of the staff checking the larger locker that was previously assigned to me to make sure it was empty. I concur with Angus, the staff at Artemis are honest, the girls there are another story.
I am a run of the mill punter so I do not have much to contribute, however, having said that I do feel the quality of young ladies at Royal has done down a bit since my past experiences from 2010 and 2011. Then again it could be a timing thing and I may be hitting Royal at the wrong times.
Member #4330
10-26-12, 21:12
Thanks for the detailed report with useful info and good detail of your sessions.My pleasure to give something back to the forum.
The "you can only fuck one girl of a duo in a half hour session" sounds pretty lame to me. I can see them insisting that you change condoms (which would put me off) but you paid the set amount, you should be able to sample the wares.Agreed this is quite lame. I have to confess it was pretty satisfying that, in the heat of the moment, her friend wanted to get some and so the "one girl of duo in half hour session" nonsense went out the window (after some plaintive Polish to the effect of "I want to have a go").
As for the money-good you got it back. I am not sure it would have been a lost cause even if someone had used the locker, at least if the next monger was a German national. My experience of Germans is that they are probably the most honest people on earth when it comes to these things.Agreed. In a weird sort of way it added another positive dimension to it all. Here I am, doing something that would be totally illegal where I live, and yet all involved demonstrate this kind of upstanding citizenship.
All the best,
E
Member #4330
10-26-12, 21:17
Great reports (Berlin included) Erase! Polish girls and Argentinian tenderloin have never disappointed me. Maya's got certain limitations in the servicedepartment, but is a very nice and beautiful girl.Yeah I quite liked Maja. It's kind of like, in spite of herself (or her efforts to be as mercenary as possible) , she gave a really enjoyable session.
Anja was also a blast. I learned a lot of highly amusing new Polish words for "penis" (Kalashnikov, Anakonda, etc.)
It looks like I'm done with Berlin. I'm hoping my next reviews will be from Katowice!
Cheers,
E
For some reason, or to protect the mattresses, the ladies are required to leave their shoes out of the rooms. For those of us that have heel fetish, its very anti-climatic.
Angus Magee
10-27-12, 13:02
For some reason, or to protect the mattresses, the ladies are required to leave their shoes out of the rooms. For those of us that have heel fetish, its very anti-climatic.Huh? I have never heard of this. Unless it is a new rule within the past two weeks I was in the room with Fatima and she had her shoes on until I took them of while on the bed. I have even had girls try to have sex while keeping their boots on, which I hate.
AM
For some reason, or to protect the mattresses, the ladies are required to leave their shoes out of the rooms. For those of us that have heel fetish, its very anti-climatic.They are not requiried to leave their shoes outside. Some girls do, most of them don't. It's a decision of every single girl by itself.
Nebula2001
10-27-12, 15:38
For some reason, or to protect the mattresses, the ladies are required to leave their shoes out of the rooms. For those of us that have heel fetish, its very anti-climatic.A few weeks ago, a girl got Hausverbot (banned from club) for using one of the tents in the bar area with her high heel shoes on and damaging the bed. Since then the girls are more careful about it, but as Pharisaer said it is not mandatory. I've been with a girl in a room without leaving shoes by the door.
Soon it's time for me to enter Artemis, this forum has been very helpful this far. Here is my last set of questions, would really appreciate answers. .
Do I need to bring extra clothes (work out clothes or swimming pants) in order to be allowed to use the gym or swimming pool?
Can I buy cigarettes inside Artemis?
Do the girls have change with them in case I cannot pay with exact money?
What is the politest way to say "no thank you" to a girl that you don't like?
Boulderado
10-28-12, 09:38
Finishing a trip to Berlin and I noticed a couple of strange things.
First, on Friday night after I finished a meal featuring some meat in a brown gravy, I see three people standing over two pans of the aforementioned meat trying to decide if they are okay to serve! It was a bit under salted for my taste (an Artemis first) , but what's going on? Did they find a strange object in the pans? Should I be concerned for my health?
The other thing was on Saturday at exactly 3pm ALL of the girls went into the restaurant. For half an hour the lounge was men only. Someone made the comment that Artemis turned into a gay club. At exactly 3:30 all of the girls came out. I half-heartedly tried to find out what was going on in there, but the two girls I talked to moved the conversation elsewhere. I didn't try too hard, but find the whole thing strange. Was this just a boring staff meeting? Did several people get canned? Are the girls trying to unionize? Or perhaps there was a health warning about the meat from last night?
I think some of the rooms in Artemis need some repair I saw that some beds have quite damage during my last visits in this summer.
Nille Copenhagen
10-28-12, 15:10
It was the last day of Venus Messe
A short report from me.
I took the S-bahn to Westkreuz after a short "walk of shame" I entered Artemis.
You know the drill, paid, showered and heading for the bar.
I met some young Polish guys and Italian guys who had visited the Venus and I was their first time at Artemis.
I was sitting with a friend then 2 nice blond German girls Nadja and? Offered me a 3some with lesboshow or my friend can joint for a 4some, I declined. My friend took one of the 2 girls upstairs.
I chatted with many girls and I decided to go with Jara and Tamara, both girls were sweet and nice and provided good service.
I was at ERW before Artemis so I was tired. But I managed 2 nice sessions, the club was not crowded at all unlike Saturday and Friday, so I made a good decision by visiting Artemis on a Sunday, still many nice girls to choose from.
I inspected the new area,
I've borrowed a picture from you AM, I hope you don't mind and I added descriptions of the new facilities to the picture.
All in all a nice revisit with Artemis and the girls. I'm looking forward to spend Spring / Summer time at Artemis when the new pool area open with naked girls around the pool.
Nille
Hi,
After reading this forum and particulary Artemis thread for about half a year, it was about time I booked a flight to Berlin (from Scandinavia) this November. I have some previous mongering experience from Amsterdam only.
Thanks to Angus I should have no trouble finding Artemis and Kamilla Dee which I intend to hit with great excitment. I have never been in an FKK, so I will most likely be announcing in the travel section of my dates, hoping someone might hook up and either share excitment (if newbie as well) or help fend off sharks. (if pro).
I intend to give back to this thread by writing a newbie report after my visit.
I don't intend to overstress myself with remembering names and countries of origin from this board, as I surely won't be able to recognize them on site.
I am thinking for the report, I will ask them name and country of origin then hope for the best in a session.
One thing though. Unless I find someone to go with me, how does one make the time pass in-between sessions when you fly solo? I noticed, bringing a book would be a good idea and perhaps going down a floor to the wellness area to retire. But otherwise I sort of feel it might look somewhat stupid sitting in a bar or a couch alone with a drink (that I need max 15 mins to drink). And I believe it might attract sharks as well.
I would think that this is most likely an issue in the early hours, before club fills up for the evening.
Neutron Flux
10-28-12, 18:50
Artemis, a few weeks ago. Too busy in the meantime, but wanted to share and discuss a few things, esp. Since there was a bit of interesting discussion going on about the place here recently.
Anyway, Sunday in Berlin, been travelling around the world with little time for myself in the days and weeks before but finally got a bit of a break and, while still not in the best of shapes, felt the need to catch up on a few things. Original plan was Royal and maybe Liberty later (BTW and FYI I can not really agree on what was mentioned in the Berlin thread, that Sunday is such slow day in Berlin apartments, last time I was there, in the summer, late afternoon, at Royal there were about 10 girls, several of them smoking, and more at Liberty, again, not just quantity). But it was getting too late, I was finally ready at about 7 so there were few options left. So I decided to give the place where I had not been in about two years for several reasons another shot.
Just thrown in here, what you said here recently, place taken over by the silicone valley, way too many brute force attacks, service / attitude problems. All true, but I have actually never perceived the place any differently. That's exactly how it always was (IMHO) , you always had to select very carefully, more so than at other places. I've never been there at a high frequency, but I can not really see any differences. Maybe it was better at some times, if so, I believe I missed that. But I think it has got to do bit a generally with the management (or the lack thereof). I mean it's not hard to educate the girls a bit, in case they are not aware, that the 'hey Schatzi, want to fuck' type of approach is not attractive to many men, and neither proposing a lot of threesomes or other extras when the guy is not even sure whether to go with a girl at all. It works at other places. Probably, also has to with girl selection (again or the lack thereof). I often got the feeling, that if you can show big tits (natural or not) and a half-decent embedding of these, you're in at Artemis. But then again, what do I know, maybe this is the way it's supposed to work there, and maybe attracts some tourist types that Artemis seems to have a lot. Maybe they should just check out their girls a bit more about basic social skills. But, of course, I can imagine, it's not easy to fill such a big place with enough pretty girls, if you don't have reliable supply routes from Romania or other messed up countries, like many other FKKs could possibly have, to put it mildly.
There are also other things I don't like about the place, the pricing, still a joke why this FKK should be more expensive than others of a similar scale and approach, still don't see any reason for it. I still don't like the wellness area, if you want to call it like that. All the things are there, but it has no style whatsoever, but the charm of a Plattenbau. And so forth.
But anyway, I was back, took an extended tour of the facilities, Ok, little has changed, but maybe I had stored it in memory a bit worse than it is. What helped is that it was Sunday and not quite busy. I'm very bad at estimating this, but I guess there were at least 40 girls, probably more, and significantly less mongers.
Yeah, as usual, initially had to fend off a lot of girls who thought I was an easy target, and, as usual, for Artemis at least, not all of them took the rejection well. Some cursing, one girl said, at a volume so that half of the main bar could hear it, that I had just missed out on the 'sex of my life'. Ok, I don't think it will cause me sleepless nights. One girl came with such a brute force that I couldn't help but laughing, and took this not for what it was.
But after a while things calmed down a bit and I was seriously looking for a session. Good thing when you've been away for long, I didn't really recognize anybody. A few girls looked familiar, probably from other FKKs, but not too many. But I could not recall anyone I ever sessioned with. But nevertheless had some trouble finding a girl initially since my spoilt mind didn't really spot too many of elevated interest. So I was relaxing for a long time in the main bar.
Somehow I got into a discussion at the main bar with German (Hamburg) Elena mainly about other FKKs. I didn't fancy her all that much either but she was nice, decent and a reasonable conversation so that, while I knew exactly where this was going, didn't mind when she smoothly adjusted the subject and her handles more and more towards the boy-girl issue after a while. Description: moderately long brown hair, size 36-38, natural large be cup, mid to end 20s. To the room we went. She gave me a PSE, BBBJ and cowgirl variants, not that I asked for it, but that was her style, apparently, and I let her. Kissing she avoided, but rather dirty words. She did it reasonably well, and, since I was loaded, I didn't last too long. But overall, while not much room to complain about the mechanics, just a little bit too professional for my taste. You could easily spot that she is a pro with years of experience. Some talking / massage after, she didn't try to cut the time short. Ok round (she offered the usual extras, but I took just std 30mins without as I almost always do with new girls in FKKs if they are not outstanding) , but nothing special, repeat unlikely. She also asked for a tip after, LOL.
Used the wellness extensively after, overheard some strange conversation between mongers in the sauna. More mongers should read forums occasionally to educate themselves a bit. Most other mongers that evening seemed to be either elderly locals (probably pensioner day) or from other continents. Met a regular from NRW, but he was a bit full of himself.
Then came the interesting part of the night. I was looking for another short-term companion and cancelled a few options due to questionable approach or her being too busy talking to her friend (s). I got more and more intrigued by a girl who was standing or walking around alone, but mostly was standing near the exit of the main bar. I already noticed her earlier, but the more I was looking at her the more I realized how beautiful she was. Perfect size 36 body, pronounced curves but not too much on any part of the body. Beautiful tanned face and hair, reddish-brunette, moderately long. The hair colours were just as fake as the boobs, but both were extremely well made, she probably spent a lot of money on that. Perfect, almost naturally looking Cs that fitted extremely well with the rest of the body. She also wore beautiful lingerie around her waist and legs.
Name is Ruby from 'Transsilvania'. She's very old (her words) , meaning 23. But it was not that easy to find out, since she differed distinctively from the whole attack crew there in that she didn't approach any men, not at that time at least. She later told me that it was not her style, she waited for men to come to her. Funny at Artemis, but apparently works well enough for her. I also didn't see her talking to any other girl. Not realizing what was needed at first and because FKK makes you lazy I first tried the eye contact thing extensively with no effect, not even when she walked right besides me and I gave her my best possible smile. And disappeared right after. But that just made me even more curious. So you had to do it the old-fashioned way, I chased her for a bit, finally got to talk to her, and knew within 10 seconds that she would be a real blast. And I was right, of course. Some women simply have such an attractive 'female' way. Voice and words, gestures, body language, hard to describe. We chatted for a few minutes (her English is acceptable, not great, German a bit worse) , and, sure enough, went to the room. We spent one hour (no extras). She did almost all you could possibly ask for, and, again, in an extremely attractive way. Only thing was that, while she kisses with tongue, it was not really deep or long, but she did it in such way, where she would kiss you like that first, and then spread out all over your face that it was no downturn at all. Also she moaned a lot, well basically all the time, when she could, but not in a loud, distracting way. BBBJ, DATY, multiple positions, bla bla. She told me it's her philosophy to give a man the maximum possible pleasure, if he's nice, and surely she did. If I recall correctly, might be wrong, she didn't ask for any extras, so don't know about that. She also didn't ask for the hour, I proposed that to her after a while.
I could have spent a lot more time with her. But I had already fallen in love a little bit at that point and needed to exercise some restraint. Some more conversation in the end. If you're interested, and from Italy, you need to be a bit cautious, she doesn't have the very best impression of that monger nationality, to put it mildly. I tried to put a few things into perspective, but with little effect.
After that I went around for a bit, considering another session, but I knew it would be quite hard to find an adequate follow-up session to the previous experience at this place. Also, I was still suffering from jetlag and multiple other causes of exhaustion, so after a while decided to call it a day and left before midnight. Might have to do a lot with the latter girl but, overall, yes the place still has its very visible deficiencies, but maybe I was a bit too hard on it. Unless things change significantly, I will never be a regular there, but will probably not take two years until my next visit. If I was in other areas of the country more frequently I would still give it a total miss, but in Berlin it is an option, although probably not the premium one. It was way more relaxing than I had in memory. It was also much better than I remembered at the main bar, because spaces were plenty and the music was good. I didn't try the food.
Do I need to bring extra clothes (work out clothes or swimming pants) in order to be allowed to use the gym or swimming pool?No swimming pants needed. You swim naked. But it's a good idea to bring your own workout clothes to use the gym. It looks quite funny, a man doing his workout in a bathrobe.
Can I buy cigarettes inside Artemis?Yes. There's a vending machine.
Do the girls have change with them in case I cannot pay with exact money?Usually yes. If not (maybe because lack of change) , the cashier at the front desk will assist you and / or her.
What is the politest way to say "no thank you" to a girl that you don't like?"No, thank you!" is the most honest way, in case you tell it polite with a smile on your face to her.
Good report. As they say in life, the best punts are the ones you don't do.
At least the girls have style here, I noticed several using the same one-liner after several seconds of saying hello: "lets be spontaneous babe and go into the room"
LOL.
Some cursing, one girl said, at a volume so that half of the main bar could hear it, that I had just missed out on the 'sex of my life'. Ok, I don't think it will cause me sleepless nights. One girl came with such a brute force that I couldn't help but laughing, and took this not for what it was.
Hi,
One thing though. Unless I find someone to go with me, how does one make the time pass in-between sessions when you fly solo? I noticed, bringing a book would be a good idea and perhaps going down a floor to the wellness area to retire. But otherwise I sort of feel it might look somewhat stupid sitting in a bar or a couch alone with a drink (that I need max 15 mins to drink). And I believe it might attract sharks as well.
I would think that this is most likely an issue in the early hours, before club fills up for the evening.Relax! LOL.
Nobody is going to think you are stupid for lying around alone, and if someone do think this, who gives a sxxx anyways.
I've been in artemis alone many times and I always enjoyed it. You can have food, listen to music while lying on a sofa, go in the wellness and have a sauna, a massage, sleep a bit, watch tv.
If you really need a break get a taxi and go eat something outside, and then go back.
Theres always other people alone in the club. Really no issue.
Have fun.
Kimino
What is the politest way to say "no thank you" to a girl that you don't like?There was one guy who posted here saying he would pretend to be French and understand nothing but French. That's going way too far!
If you find a girl too pushy, the absolute best way is to invite her for a coffee. If she is what you think she is, then she will vanish before you reach the end of the sentence. If not, and she accepts your invitation, who knows, maybe you have been blind to the blossoming bosomy gift coming your way!
And if you really can't imagine zimmering her under any circumstances, then you can always fall back on the polite formula,"I'm sorry, but I promised my wife I come here for the health facilities only."
Some women simply have such an attractive 'female' way. Voice and words, gestures, body language, hard to describe.Great report, Neutron. Interesting how the most objective posts on Artemis come from guys who are experienced FKKers but just passing through the city.
I am always happy to give Ruby the Heart Stealer a spin. She does not wear the gang tattoo. See earlier reports.
Relax! LOL.
Nobody is going to think you are stupid for lying around alone, and if someone do think this, who gives a sxxx anyways.
I've been in artemis alone many times and I always enjoyed it. You can have food, listen to music while lying on a sofa, go in the wellness and have a sauna, a massage, sleep a bit, watch tv.
If you really need a break get a taxi and go eat something outside, and then go back.
Theres always other people alone in the club. Really no issue.
Have fun.
KiminoBut there will also be a steady stream of willing young ladies stopping by to keep you company!
Boulderado
10-29-12, 03:55
They are not requiried to leave their shoes outside. Some girls do, most of them don't. It's a decision of every single girl by itself.My last session of my visit was with Cindy from Poland. As she kicked off her shoes outside of the room she laughed at how ridiculous it was that mgmt made the girls take off their shoes before getting into the room. Perhaps some of the girls don't follow this rule, but it seems to be there.
But there will also be a steady stream of willing young ladies stopping by to keep you company!A real nightmare! LOL
A real nightmare! LOLI think I will survive that part. Barely.
EtrnalFeminine
10-30-12, 14:20
Dear all,
Just want to thank all those who post here. I was in Berlin a couple weeks ago.
The List.
Before my trip I researched this forum and compiled a list of Artemis girls to avoid, which I memorized right before heading off to Artemis. On hindsight I think this was a very useful thing to do because it seems to me more and more difficult to meet the right girls (for me, this means blonde, small figure, GFE-types) there.
Prologue.
It was Monday the day after the Venus messe. Things were very slow but I was fortunate to meet Katarina who provided a wonderful GFE session.
Verification.
Later as I was sitting on the couch in the main bar (the leftmost couch where you can get ambushed from over the side railing by the girls) , this blonde with a nice smile came up to me. Her name was Nella, and as it happens, hers was one of the names on the shit list. However she was smiling very sweetly and also, because I have a weakness for blondes, I took a chance and went upstairs with her. Within 5 minutes of being in the room I knew my information was accurate and I was about to get screwed over. Nella's mode of operation is to get you to cum as quickly as possible while she does as little as possible. Before 10 minutes was up I told her 'Let's just go', and she had the gall to say 'That's a good idea'! I've never been swindled like this before but it was a worthwhile and enligthening experience. A short while later I was in the Kino and Nella came in looking for more victims. When she saw it was me she gave a dirty look and left.
Epilogue.
Two days later I was at Artemis again, and Nella tried to hit on me, completely forgetting who I was! I looked at her without a word, then turned and walked away.
PS: Isabelle tried several times to get me to go with her, but she was also on the list (actually the name on my list was 'Isabella', but I assume Isabelle is Isabella). This time I took no chances and just told her no.
GabyMaximus
10-30-12, 16:59
I was wondering if anybody has a recent version of the Shit List, aka, the girls to avoid at Artemis. Also, is it true that the owner personnally kicked out a couple of Hungarian girls last Sunday morning and that there is now a feedback list about the girl's services given to the clients? I was at Artemis last Saturday and didn't receive such a form.
Thanks and cheers.
Angus Magee
10-31-12, 07:10
I was wondering if anybody has a recent version of the Shit List, aka, the girls to avoid at Artemis. Also, is it true that the owner personnally kicked out a couple of Hungarian girls last Sunday morning and that there is now a feedback list about the girl's services given to the clients? I was at Artemis last Saturday and didn't receive such a form.
Thanks and cheers.I really do not support sharing the list here in the open forum where anyone (including girls who happen to by) can read. EF did his homework. He went back in the forum and noted names that appear time and again and made his list. IF he cares to share it with you via pm great. I really hope that he does not do so in the open forum. This is bad form IMO.
There has always been customer feedback forms at the front by the desk. That is if you are unhappy and don't have the balls to tell the front desk openly you can fill one out. Personally if I was really unhappy I would just mention it to the women at the desk when I leave.
AM
I really do not support sharing the list here in the open forum where anyone (including girls who happen to by) can read. EF did his homework. He went back in the forum and noted names that appear time and again and made his list. IF he cares to share it with you via pm great. I really hope that he does not do so in the open forum. This is bad form IMO.
There has always been customer feedback forms at the front by the desk. That is if you are unhappy and don't have the balls to tell the front desk openly you can fill one out. Personally if I was really unhappy I would just mention it to the women at the desk when I leave.
AMIf there are bad providers and scammers and the such, then I believe they should be exposed right here so that everybody can be aware of who to avoid, like the "Egyptian" at Palace for example. And who cares if they see it here or not? In fact, I hope they do so they will know we're on to their bullshit and won't take it anymore!
This is a place for sharing information, and I believe this is exactly some of the kind of info that should get wide distribution. And how many times have we read how going to the front desk accomplishes little or nothing? Just a shrug of the shoulders and carry-on as usual! No, there should be regular reporting on subpar providers who should be exposed right here for all to see. After that, you can't say you weren't warned.
The front desk sure isn't going to tell you avoid this one or that one because she's no good! Also, past experience clearly shows the management is unlikely to get rid of the her. So, the best thing we can do is help each other out by shining a bright spotlight on all the rip off artists. Freeze them out by steering our business elsewhere.
I agree with Cane, a little heads up is always a good thing! But the information has to be accurate and that's something I'm personally very bad at (I never listen when they say their names).
"A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"
The List.
Before my trip I researched this forum and compiled a list of Artemis girls to avoid,
Verification.
Later as I was sitting on the couch in the main bar (the leftmost couch where you can get ambushed from over the side railing by the girls) , this blonde with a nice smile came up to me. Her name was Nella, and as it happens, hers was one of the names on the shit list.How's that sample size of 1 workin' out for ya?
Angus Magee
10-31-12, 16:38
If there are bad providers and scammers and the such, then I believe they should be exposed right here so that everybody can be aware of who to avoid, like the "Egyptian" at Palace for example. And who cares if they see it here or not? In fact, I hope they do so they will know we're on to their bullshit and won't take it anymore!
This is a place for sharing information, and I believe this is exactly some of the kind of info that should get wide distribution. And how many times have we read how going to the front desk accomplishes little or nothing? Just a shrug of the shoulders and carry-on as usual! No, there should be regular reporting on subpar providers who should be exposed right here for all to see. After that, you can't say you weren't warned.
The front desk sure isn't going to tell you avoid this one or that one because she's no good! Also, past experience clearly shows the management is unlikely to get rid of the her. So, the best thing we can do is help each other out by shining a bright spotlight on all the rip off artists. Freeze them out by steering our business elsewhere.The info is all here. All one has to do is a little bit of home work-that is a little more effort than a single post asking for info. If mongers did not fill the space up with such arguments as this it would be a whole lot easier to access. Yes the function of this board is to share information. It has been shared. Reiterating it in the form of a "shit list" is simply not needed.
I agree with The Cane here. I think that we should not feel ashamed of mentioning names of really bad providers.
Again, please read what I am saying. I have no problem with someone writing a report that includes the names of providers that gave bad service. It is the "shit list" idea that bothers me
I am neither the owner nor the mod of the board. This is just my opinion.
AM
GabyMaximus
10-31-12, 16:49
The info is all here. All one has to do is a little bit of home work-that is a little more effort than a single post asking for info. If mongers did not fill the space up with such arguments as this it would be a whole lot easier to access. Yes the function of this board is to share information. It has been shared. Reiterating it in the form of a "shit list" is simply not needed.
I am neither the owner nor the mod of the board. This is just my opinion.
AMThanks AM, I appreciate your feedback. Personnally, I would love to have this list in 1 post and have it regularly updated, just because I don't have as much time / interest to spend on the forum. But, that's just my opinion, I think I have a lot less experience in FKK than you do.
Cheers,
GM
WorkTravel80
10-31-12, 16:53
I agree with The Cane here. I think that we should not feel ashamed of mentioning names of really bad providers. Before my virgin trip to the Palace I did a lot of reading on this forum. And I found out, after reading a post mentioning this fake egyptian girl, that she was a shark. So I was prepared, and it was not hard to find out who she was. I had no intentions of going with her at all. Belive me she tried to convince me, she even gave me a bitchslap when I said no". I was not rude to her at all. After this episode, she don't even bother asking me for a session. I am sure that I couldve reported her to the management but I had such a good time with the other girls that I forgot the whole episode.
Norwegan90
It is the "shit list" idea that bothers me.
I am neither the owner nor the mod of the board. This is just my opinion.
AMI totally agree, but some people need a manual for everything. The idea of a black list of any kind, disgusts me. But apart from this, the first things that come to my mind are:
- who will be "entitled" to edit the list?
- what will be the threshold for entering the list?
- how can someone know if the sharky attitude is shown to everybody, or just to some groups of people. Italians, fatties, balds, vogons.
On the other side, searching the forum for this kind of stuff is not easy and efficient, IMO. A better solution would be to have an nth thread where people could post reports on bad experiences with girls. That way, the ones the feel the need for it, could read the Alert Reports before hitting the club.
My2cents.
Kimino
A better solution would be to have an nth thread where people could post reports on bad experiences with girls. That way, the ones the feel the need for it, could read the Alert Reports before hitting the club.
My2cents.
KiminoI would have to agree with Kimino on this one. I mean who are really to judge which girl should be on a 'shitlist'? Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and one girl who provides terrible service to me, can be a true GFE with Kimono, or vice versa. Actually the French forum Youppie. Net has a great solution. Each club thread has a subthread about each girl reported, where experiences can be shared by multiple persons, either negative or positive. Why not have something similar here? Everybody is entitled to have a personal shitlist. Personally I don't care so much for these kind of lists, as I get a sufficient good / negative vibe when I meet the girl.
On the other side, searching the forum for this kind of stuff is not easy and efficient, IMO. A better solution would be to have an nth thread where people could post reports on bad experiences with girls. That way, the ones the feel the need for it, could read the Alert Reports before hitting the club.
KiminoIn the sense that there are thousands and thousands of posts here! So, to say that the info is already here really misses the boat. Sometimes the info needs to summarized every now and then, even for regular readers. And of course, in the end everybody has to exercise their own judgment about what to do. I mean, many people talk bad about Gina at Palace, but I like her and we get along just fine. And then again, almost everybody chooses to be wary of "the Egyptian". Many have warned against poor Romanian performers, but I LOVE me some Romies! It's not a manual that I'm looking for. That would take all the fun out of it! But, I am interested in knowing about the impressions of others because that helps me to prepare myself for what I might expect. In the end, it's up to me how I choose to react and handle a situation, but I want as much info as I can get going into it, including the names of alleged poor performers and the crooked scams they play.
Belive me she tried to convince me, she even gave me a bitchslap when I said no".
Norwegan90Sorry. But it seems I didn't get it. You mean you were slapped on your face when you said NO to a girl? Can something like this happen in any FKK club?
Angus Magee
11-01-12, 07:56
Sorry. But it seems I didn't get it. You mean you were slapped on your face when you said NO to a girl? Can something like this happen in any FKK club?I doubt he means literal bitchslap as in physical violence (could I be wrong?)
This can also be used as a verbal dressing down of a person. Still and all.
AM
ZimmerBaby
11-01-12, 08:15
Sorry. But it seems I didn't get it. You mean you were slapped on your face when you said NO to a girl? Can something like this happen in any FKK club?This happened to me at Oase a few days ago, but she did it with a smile, so I didn't reflect much about the incident.
In the sense that there are thousands and thousands of posts here! So, to say that the info is already here really misses the boat.Yes! Add to this that the reports are drowned in a multitude of comments, chats, info requests and messages that are not actual reports on girls (and I'm the first to be blamed for this). The result is that the only way to gather this sort of info, or any kind of info actually, is to go through a couple of months of reports, at least, and copy / paste the interesting parts somewhere.
The lounge area was the place where to keep all the chat but being not club-related the main topics are winter tyres and car rentals if I remember correctly. LOL.
Kimino
WorkTravel80
11-01-12, 09:41
Sorry. But it seems I didn't get it. You mean you were slapped on your face when you said NO to a girl? Can something like this happen in any FKK club?Actually its true. She was sitting in my lap kissing me, and trying to convince me to go with her. I didn't touch her at all. Because I didn't find her attractive and knew that I shouldn't touch girls without having a session with them. So I just said I wasnt ready or something. I had no interest sessioning with her what so ever. This because of the bad reports, written her on ISG. She got of my lap and said something like " you are a bad boy " and slapped me. Probably because she spent a couple of minutes of her valuable time. I forgot to mention that it wasnt a powerful "slap" at all. It didn't hurt. Although I got kind of suprised that she could do that. And I remember that I mentioned this to other girls. And they said she had attitude problems. She was known for that. As I said I could probably reported her to the management, but as this ocurred on my first trip to any FKK I was so busy looking at the girls that I just forgot it. Even though I had this bad experience with the egyptian" girl, it didn't ruin my impression hehe. I had so much fun. And thank god that I didn't session with this fake egyptian!
Norwegian 90
WorkTravel80
11-01-12, 09:47
Sorry. But it seems I didn't get it. You mean you were slapped on your face when you said NO to a girl? Can something like this happen in any FKK club?Actually its true. She was sitting in my lap kissing me, and trying to convince me to go with her. I didn't touch her at all. Because I didn't find her attractive and knew that I shouldn't touch girls without having a session with them. So I just said I wasnt ready or something. I had no interest sessioning with her what so ever. This because of the bad reports, written her on ISG. She got of my lap and said something like " you are a bad boy " and slapped me. Probably because she spent a couple of minutes of her valuable time. I forgot to mention that it wasnt a powerful "slap" at all. It didn't hurt. Although I got kind of suprised that she could do that. And I remember that I mentioned this to other girls. And they said she had attitude problems. She was known for that. As I said I could probably reported her to the management, but as this ocurred on my first trip to any FKK I was so busy looking at the girls that I just forgot it. Even though I had this bad experience with the egyptian" girl, it didn't ruin my impression hehe. I had so much fun. And thank god that I didn't session with this fake egyptian!
Norwegian 90
EtrnalFeminine
11-01-12, 14:15
Guys,
With all the information freely available on this forum, anyone can compile their own list. For someone like me who only gets to visit Berlin once a year, and only for a week or two at that, it was important for me to avoid any unpleasant encounters if possible. That's why I did my homework.
But that was not the point of my post. I was trying to point out that the information on this forum proved both accurate and valuable, at least in my situation. Consider that the first girl I went with whom I knew beforehand had bad reports written about her ended up screwing me over within 5 minutes of entering the room, well, that tells me that my information was pretty damn reliable.
Oh, and the other purpose of my post was to give Nella the proverbial third finger.
Next time I encounter something like this I will take Angus' advice and make a scene at the front desk.
I totally agree, but some people need a manual for everything. The idea of a black list of any kind, disgusts me. But apart from this, the first things that come to my mind are:
- who will be "entitled" to edit the list?
- what will be the threshold for entering the list?
- how can someone know if the sharky attitude is shown to everybody, or just to some groups of people. Italians, fatties, balds, vogons.
On the other side, searching the forum for this kind of stuff is not easy and efficient, IMO. A better solution would be to have an nth thread where people could post reports on bad experiences with girls. That way, the ones the feel the need for it, could read the Alert Reports before hitting the club.
My2cents.
Kimino
And how many times have we read how going to the front desk accomplishes little or nothing? Just a shrug of the shoulders and carry-on as usual!True, this is what gets people's backs up, and makes them suggest extreme solutions like a blacklist of girls.
But the best insurance against bad treatment is to chat to the girl for a few minutes before agreeing to anything. Admittedly once you start doing this, you realize that the selection is much less than it seems. There is a large contingent of girls who only target tourists, people they can fleece.
I doubt he means literal bitchslap as in physical violence (could I be wrong?)It was physical slap though not strong. Oh my God! It will be my first time in FKK and it's clear I'm tourist so I will be targetted by such kind of sharks. I should be prepared for such surprises. If FKK girls do this then I should expect a kick to my balls in the RLD. LOL
Neutron Flux
11-03-12, 19:10
Well, I can understand why it raises red flags to some, but actually it's not a big deal. Lists of girls with certain attributes are posted all the time.
But I perfectly agree that a separation of posts with actual reports from discussion and chatter posts into different threads would be of even greater value and serve a great deal when someone wants to have fast access to relevant info. Many people do not have the time to read 200 forum pages on a single place. That's about the size of a Tolkien book or even more. That's not only for Artemis but also for other large threads.
Of course, in the end you always have to put positive and negative comments into perspective and make up your own mind and not take anonymous posts on the web as the final answer. But it's like that with every service or item you choose to buy.
This was my second time going solo and I was a bit anxious but as soon as I entered the premises (approximately 23. 00) the place was packed and I was no longer feeling worried! And when I left at 03. 00 I felt that if there would be a next time I'd better bring more cash!
Mika. Blitzkrieg.
I enter the main bar and park my derriere on a chair by the middle of the bar and as I receive the orange juice I've just requested a hot hot girl with big boobs is standing right next to me (new personal record for me 3min). A fairly tall 23 year old german girl with tattoos along her both arms and she had a pierced nipple (right one I believe). Normally I never take the first girl that offers me sex but as I was so ready to go I could have gone with an artemis cleaning lady LOL! She said I could suck / play with her boobs but if I wanted to fuck them or cum on them I had to pay extra. We went upstairs but had to wait by the couches as there was a queue. While waiting we chatted for a while and some girl was hollering to mika from downstairs asking for a ménage a trois but I declined. In the room I started to suck on her nipples for a while before she put on a condom and started sucking me off. Seeing that pretty face sucking my cock reassured me that I had made a wise choice, not that I'm picky when I pick the first girl to bang but it's always a plus. I start fucking her doggy intensely for a while then she says my dick is too long so then we do mish then she adds more lube and tells me after 10min of fucking "I want you to make big orgasm ja" so I let her get on top since she's so eager to get me off and before you know it ich kommen!
Mission accomplished. 60€ for the hottest face Artemis had to offer.
Blair. Big Butt Goddess.
After hanging about in the wellness area for 1h "the hunt is on" mode was initiated. I go up the stairs to the middle railing and notice a blond with the most perfect ass I've ever seen naked IRL (the type of ass you see on pornos only, or perhaps the beaches of Rio.) Normally I never hang around the railing because I always found it to be "weird" but I couldn't let this girl slip away! I stood there for a good 20-30min and fended off shark attacks (note to self, never stand there for too long without a wingman). Finally she was done with her guy and proceeded downstairs to collect her cash and wash-up! I didn't want to grab her immediately so I let her enter the bar area and as the continued straight ahead I turned right at the bar and needed only to wait 5min before she was walking my way with Mika! So I grabbed Blair by her hand as she passed me by and she was a little startled but I cut straight to the chase and said "I want you" she tried to sell me a ménage a trois with Mika and I smiled and told her that I've already been with Mika, and it didn't sink in until Mika corroborated my story. Mika told Blair something in german and Blair said "ok" so up the stairs we went and this time there was no queue. Following her plump rump down the hallway to the room was heaven. As soon as we entered the room I became one with her ass for a few minutes before I got to fuck her doggy. Holy shit, grabbing her thighs / hips while fucking her hard I kind of got into trance and she said "hey! Gentle sweetie" I said "oops sorry" switched to cowgirl, seeing that ass go up and down I was lost for words. And just like her friend Mika, Blair was now asking me "how many girls have you fucked today?" as she seemed eager for me to finish up, so she added more lube and we did mish and I came. Afterwards she said "you fuck like a bunny". So this happy bunny gladly paid 60€ and hopped off!
I got the feeling that if I had taken 1h she'd be less pushy but I'm not going to pay for 1h and only cum once. So now I'm resting by the lockers and wondering whether or not I should bang another girl and I decided that I had to otherwise I'd just obsess even more over miss fat booty.
Holly. Don't judge a book by its cover.
Tanned girl with red hair down to her curvy ass and a nice pair of tits! I spotted her by the entrance to the main bar and I was afraid to approach her because she seemed like she would be a complete be*tch but boy was I wrong! Anyways, as I was sitting by the sofas to the right (when entering the main bar area) I noticed that I had a nice diagonal view over the entrance to the main bar. I was studying Holly and trying to establish eye contact but no success! She sat on the round furniture thing to the left of me and I still didn't have the balls to approach her and some guy sits down right next to her and I thought fuck (mental face palm) but they chatted for a short while and she left. She then approached a group of 3-4 german youngsters along with 2 other girls but neither girl succeeded in persuading the boys to head upstairs. Holly was now sitting on the same couch as me but there was a gap between us so I thought "he who dares" and before you know it we're sitting upstairs waiting for a room to be available and spend 10min chatting in what can only be described as a meeting of two equal souls. For a while it felt like we were on a date but then "ziiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmeeer" is uttered by a girl and reality hits you, its artemis! Amazing sex was to be followed and I'the like to think that it was all due to the fact that we got along so well while chatting. I'm glad I decided to do one more session. Another 60€ well spent.
Holly told me she usually comes to artemis on wednesdays and rarely does weekends because of the queue situation but she was glad that we clicked so well as others could sit there in silence for 10min like old married couples!
Closing thoughts:
Artemis needs to get more rooms and they should seriously fix the beds in the rooms! Some of them look like Jason Voorhees went bananas.
SuppenHuhn
11-04-12, 10:01
Mika. Blitzkrieg.
She said I could suck / play with her boobs but if I wanted to fuck them or cum on them I had to pay extra.Terrible but I heard these rumors not for the first time.
Her name is Nika. The big boobs are new and her nose also.
Interesting session with Carmen. She is tall with a beautiful face and dark gypsy eyes. She's a Romanian who sometimes pretends to be an Israeli or something even more exotic. On the sofa in the bar area, she promised me her specialty: the most amazing blowjob ever!
In the room, this came with a bit of upsell: she wanted me to cum in her mouth and get the extra 50 euros. Right away she gave me her silkiest BJ, but though I got insanely aroused, somehow I couldn't cum. So I told her to lie down and kissed all of her body. When I got near her groin area, she started to shiver and groan. I couldn't resist. I pulled her round and started humping like a madman doggy-style. She told me to hold back and only cum in her mouth. I asked her to turn around again and she eyed my dick hungrily but I wanted missionary first and went for the target. As I pumped up and down, I felt her beginning to grind reflexively, her pussy contracting around my dick."No, don't squeeze!" I warned."Wha-a-a-t?" "Stop squeezing, stop squeezing, oh my God, I'm close to cumming!" It was way too tight. Now she suddenly understood what I meant and cried out,"No! No! No!" and squirmed under me in protest. Of course this only made it worse. I saw the beautiful agonized expression on her face under me, and yelled "Aaaghh!" Too late. She burst out "Liar!" but actually I think it was just a situation where neither of us could help it. She was smiling afterwards anyway.
Damage: €60.
Hi, somebody knows the name of this girl :
Big breasts.
Long nails.
Black long hairs.
She "close the eyes" during session.
Thanks!
Mika. Blitzkrieg.
In the room I started to suck on her nipples for a while before she put on a condom and started sucking me off.Ciao DasBooty, thanks for the report.
Was it your choice to have a condom on for BJ or her?
Kimino
Ciao DasBooty, thanks for the report.
Was it your choice to have a condom on for BJ or her?
KiminoGlad you liked it!
She actually assumed that I wanted a BBBJ as she used a wet wipe on my willy but I told her I wanted a CBJ.
Angus Magee
11-05-12, 17:36
Big breasts.
Long nails.
Black long hairs.
She "close the eyes" during session.Honestly I think you are going to have to do a bit better that the above description if you expect any help. This could be any number of girls.
AM
WarmStone25
11-05-12, 20:06
Visit to Artemis 31-10-12.
I arrived in Berlin for a visit of a few days. On previous visits I have headed for Artemis first.
On this occasion I heeded the comments on this forum that Wednesday to Saturday were better nights to visit because the number and choice of girls was better on these nights. For me it became a choice between Wednesday or Thursday. I choose Wednesday.
I travelled via Westkreutz Banhof and the Artemis trail from there to the front door of Artemis.
The lady at the reception desk took the money and gave me keys and a robe. In addition she very kindly changed some large denomination notes into smaller denominations, the easier to pay the girls with. In my haste I stuffed these into my shirt pocket along with some other things.
I arrived after 16. 00 hours and intended to take it easy until after 18. 00 hours.
I was disappointed to find that the new extension was not complete. It appears that it will be of a significant size. This can bee seen on a well known earth view.
I spent some of the time in the down stairs Kino. Here I received numerous offers to session all of which I declined.
After 18. 00hrs I was in the kino off the main bar. I did not find it easy to watch the films here because of the noise from the bar. After a while a Spanish girl came in. She was good looking, curvy sexy and persuasive. We went to a room. There was no waiting at this time. In the room there was no connection and the session was a failure. I cannot blame the girl for this.
Sometime later in the down stairs Kino. A girl came in who I had spoken to previously. I had told her that I would not be ready until later. She asked me if I was ready this time, and I was. She sat beside me and soon a connection was made, I felt positive about this. She offered to start with a blow job in the Kino and soon she had worked me up to a state of complete readiness. After 5 minutes of this we transferred to a near by room. There I engaged in an energetic and noisy session.
The girl was not the best looking in the place but she was sexy and willing. After completion she said 'crazy fuck' and I said ' yeh fucking crazy'.
Sometime later in the down stairs Kino. A girl came in who said she was from an eastern country.
I thought I felt ready so I went to a room with her. This session was not a failure but was not any thing to write home about either, it was quite mediocre.
After three sessions the score was 1. 5 out 3. A 50% success rate. This is less than I have achieved before at Artemis.
I was not sure about Wednesday night at Artemis despite what is said on this thread. There was more girls than I had seen before and many of them were good looking and sexy. Most of them stood or sat about with no one talking to them. I wondered if there was a stand off going on. They were dressed in under wear. I had forgotten that this happened on Wednesday and I found it disappointing. On previous visits I loved to see them around the bar naked. There was a group of swarthy individuals in the main bar with one central figure. Every time I passed this group appeared to be larger. At the downstairs bar I was gazing at the TV when a swarthy individual dressed in a towel went behind the bar and finding the remote control proceeded to change the channels. I thought that this demonstrated a lack of common courtesy.
One of the soft seats adjacent to the upstairs Kino had two splits in it. This is a sign that the fabric of the establishment is wearing out and calls into question the standard of maintenance that is being achieved.
I had intended to stay longer but by this time there were things on my mind, and I did not feel comfortable being there, and I felt that I should return another time.
On this visit to Berlin the best session was at Royal (as reported).
Next time I visit Artemis I will choose a day when the girls will be naked, and girls out number men, and when there is not queuing for the rooms, and when the extension is complete. I do not think I would like to be there when it is crowded.
SuppenHuhn
11-06-12, 08:00
Hi, somebody knows the name of this girl :
Big breasts.
Long nails.
Black long hairs.
She "close the eyes" during session.
Thanks!Maybe german Tina?
But I don't know if she closes her eyes during session.
GabyMaximus
11-06-12, 17:09
Saturday visit Artemis 3-11-2012.
Arrived at Artemis at 11PM with easy access from Tegel. Taxi driver was a bit surprised about my destination since I had no bags. Paid the 80 euros entrance fee and was actually aroused by the girl at frontdesk with black hair. Proposed a session to her but replied that the girls were inside. Insisted and told her that all women have a price, what was hers? She laughed, said something to me in German that couldn't understand. Anyways, put my valuables in the locker and took off my clothes, took a shower. The line up was very good, with many young beautiful girls. In total, I went to the rooms, with 3 girls but cannot remember the names. I will describe them to you and hope someone can put a name on the numbers.
GIRL 1: black long hair, german. 2 huge tattoos on each arm and back.
I approached this angel face tall girl. She was with a friend but declined the threesome offer. Went to the room and got a regular session with BBJ, multiple position sex and cum in mouth. She was a bit mechanical but overall grade: 7/10. Paid her 130 euros for 45 min session.
GIRL 2: short dark long hair, Romanian, small boobs.
This girl was waiting next to the stairs, she looks like a cat and very young appearing, probably early twenties. I asked for anal and told me she would see in the room. We had a nice 1 hour session, sex in multiple position, anal, cum on body first time and normal cumming second time. During the relaxation time, asked her if I could do a line of coke on her breasts. She became hysterical that this was illegal and not part of the service. I offered her a green euro note if she kept her mouth shut, and strangely enough, she started laughing and relaxing. At the end, she asked if I wanted to become a regular client of her (with private telephone number) , but I declined the offer. Grade: 8. 5/10. Paid 350 euros for 1h10 min session.
GIRL 3: tall silicone boobs german
I was approached by this tall german girl, I just remember that she has piercing in both her nipples. She offered all sorts of incredible service, but after reading the posts in this forum I was reluctant to go with her. I made up my mind not to do her, but she wouldn't leave me alone. Finally, when she asked me what I do for living, I told her this famous line from a movie: "I am into murders and executions". And she left.
GIRL 4: Red hair, crooked teethes, german, silicone.
It was late and picked up the first girl I could find next to me at the bar. She turned out to be an fantastic session, She tried to control at the beginning, but she saw that I was not the tourist type client, she really gave it all in. We did a 45 min session, with all included (anal, multiple positions, cum in mouth, slapping). She was not the most beautiful in the club, but probably the best sex of the 3 girls. Grade: 9/10. Paid 250 euros.
At 5 AM, left the club, got into a cab and headed for Tegel to catch my plane. Again, the taxi driver was puzzled and told me it was the first time that a customer heads directly to the airport from Artemis. Overall, a nice experience. I will repeat it 1-2 times a year. Still prefer the Brasilian clubs or Duabi for the quality of the girls.
WarmStone25
11-06-12, 20:12
Visit to Artemis 31-10-12.
I arrived in Berlin for a visit of a few days. On previous visits I have headed for Artemis first.
On this occasion I heeded the comments on this forum that Wednesday to Saturday were better nights to visit because the number and choice of girls was better on these nights. For me it became a choice between Wednesday or Thursday. I choose Wednesday.
I travelled via Westkreutz Banhof and the Artemis trail from there to the front door of Artemis.
The lady at the reception desk took the money and gave me keys and a robe. In addition she very kindly changed some large denomination notes into smaller denominations, the easier to pay the girls with. In my haste I stuffed these into my shirt pocket along with some other things.
I arrived after 16. 00 hours and intended to take it easy until after 18. 00 hours.
I was disappointed to find that the new extension was not complete. It appears that it will be of a significant size. This can bee seen on a well known earth view.
I spent much of the time in the down stairs Kino. A one point every girl that came into the kino made straight for me. Here I received numerous offers to session all of which I declined.
After 18. 00hrs I was in the kino off the main bar. I did not find it easy to watch the films here because of the noise from the bar. After a while a Spanish girl came in. She was good looking, curvy sexy and persuasive. We went to a room. There was no waiting at this time. In the room there was no connection and the session was a failure. I cannot blame the girl for this.
Sometime later in the down stairs Kino. A girl came in who I had spoken to previously. I had told her that I would not be ready until later. She asked me if I was ready this time, and I was. She sat beside me and soon a connection was made, I felt positive about this. She offered to start with a blow job in the Kino and soon she had worked me up to a state of complete readiness. After 5 minutes of this we transferred to a near by room. There I engaged in an energetic and noisy session.
The girl was not the best looking in the place but she was sexy and willing. After completion she said 'crazy fuck' and I said ' yeh fucking crazy'.
Sometime later in the down stairs Kino. A girl came in who said she was from an eastern country.
I thought I felt ready so I went to a room with her. This session was not a failure but was not any thing to write home about either, it was quite mediocre.
After three sessions the score was 1. 5 out 3. A 50% success rate. This is less than I have achieved before at Artemis.
At a certain point in time I started to wonder if this was the best night for me despite the advice that is given on this thread. There was more girls than I had seen before and many of them were good looking and sexy. Most of them stood or sat about with no one talking to them. I wondered if there was a stand off going on. They were dressed in under wear. I had forgotten that this happened on Wednesday and I found it disappointing. On previous visits I loved to see them around the bar naked. I approached a girl that I had noted in the restaurant but she said that she was busy. I moved towards a sexy blond goddess but she turned her back on me and walked to the bar. There was a group of swarthy individuals in the main bar with one central figure. He looked at me in the passing and commented to one of his cohort, who turned and looked as well. This attention was unwelcome and made me think they probably come from a part of their world where they have different standards of behaviour. Every time I passed this group appeared to be larger. At the downstairs bar I was gazing at the TV when a swarthy individual dressed in a towel went behind the bar and finding the remote control proceeded to change the channels. I thought that this demonstrated a lack of common courtesy. I wondered about what level of control the management exert over the behaviour of their customers.
One of the soft seats adjacent to the upstairs Kino had two splits in it. This is a sign that the fabric of the establishment is wearing out and calls into question the standard of maintenance that is being achieved.
I had intended to stay longer but by this time there were things on my mind, and I did not feel comfortable being there, and I felt that I should return another time.
Next time I visit Artemis I will choose a day when the girls will be naked, and girls out number men. I could not put up with queuing for the rooms, and I like some elbow room. Therefore, I do not think I would like to be there when it is crowded. I will wait until the extension is complete before returning.
On this visit to Berlin the best session was at Royal (second Royal report). I concluded in my first Royal report that 'this was the way that gentlemen should meet blondes'. I hold to that view.
Rocketboy0
11-07-12, 17:45
Visit to Artemis 31-10-12. After a while a Spanish girl came in. A girl came in who I had spoken to previously. Sometime later in the down stairs Kino. A girl came in who said she was from an eastern country.Amazing (if that is the right word) you can remember all these times, decor, atmospheric details, yet not one of the girls' actual names? Names are really important to help guide forum members, who probably also have their own diaries
Saturday visit Artemis 3-11-2012.
GIRL 3: tall silicone boobs german
I was approached by this tall german girl, I just remember that she has piercing in both her nipples. She offered all sorts of incredible service, but after reading the posts in this forum I was reluctant to go with her. I made up my mind not to do her, but she wouldn't leave me alone. Finally, when she asked me what I do for living, I told her this famous line from a movie: "I am into murders and executions". And she left."I am into murders and executions".
This needs some love my mate. A+
I will use it when at the Love Bahnhof next time and will introduce myself as "Patrick"
Member #4469
11-07-12, 23:31
I visited Artemis Sunday to Wednesday last week and thought the lineup was the best I've experienced the last three years! I guess when it comes to looks it is very individual, the only thing that I would have loved to have more of in Artemis is to have some southamericans, Cubanas present because the lineup is mostly EE-girls with a few exceptions. My best sessions on this trip was with a german girl named Annika very social girl totally GFE almost tantric experience did repeat her a few times, another girl with great GFE experience is Iris a Romanian girl I've had the pleasure to have met quite a lot the last few years. Another girl who deserves a mention is the african girl I believe she said she was from Ethiopia can't remember her name but with enhanced breast not GFE but her fuckingskills was very good.
Sorry for the delay but I seem to hook up with girls no one else reports on.
I cruised through after an absence of a year.
I had the distinct benefit and edification of catching up with Rb and Angus.
I went for an evening session after flying on a 10 hour flight. Rb said I was not really hard core because I went to my hotel first rather than direct to Artemis.
Arrived around 4pm.
Many familiar faces after a year. Lecki and Inga, Thai girls etc.
I took my time, declined a few.
I happened upon Alev, a Turkish girl of 28 years who has lived most her life in central Germany. One kid. Small. 154cm tall but curvy with B / C cup breast and shapely arse. Good English, she was somewhat hesitant but I liked her. So we headed to the Zimmer. She did tell me she had issues with kissing men with facial hair. We was happy with LFK. Very high quality BBBJ, almost an early CIM. I went for DATY and she was picky once again about facial hair but she enjoyed an extended tongue on her clit. After about 5 mins, she proclaimed that her pussy was wet and that I should fucked her. This proved an excellent plan as I banged away watching her boobs oscillate. She provided particular encouragement while taking it from behind. Finished by jerking me off but was rather surprised when I shot my load over her breasts.
After due recovery, I started talking to a Brasilian girl called Luciana from near Rio. 22 yo. 168cm tall She is not classical mulata despite being black. Indian blood. Super nice girl, limited English, perfect rounded Natural breasts, very firm and perfect rear end. We headed for the Zimmer and started a pretty standard enjoyable session. In the midst of banging away she got very quiet for while and then came to life with a series of dirty talk in English, German and Portuguese. She asked me to get on top and fuck her: "Give it to me, boss". I comply and she seemed to orgasm. She then ask whether I wanted anal, not pushy. Not my usual deal but decided to go for it, it was good. Highlight was standing up giving it to her from behind with her facing one of the mirrors in room 14. That got me to cum, then spent 10 minutes playing with what is an excellent body.
After a break of day, headed in at about 12 midday.
Looking for a relaxed start and hoping to seeing Fatima or Marketa (or both).
I was disappointed but soon got over it.
I was circulating and bumped in a girl called Stefania, half German, half Spanish 24 yo standing in the stairwell. She asked me why I was standing there, I said to look at the girls. She said,"look at me'. Finding her blue sparkly eyes a bit spellbinding, I found myself going to the Zimmer with a girl I might not usually look at. A little voluptuous. 38C boobs with pink nipples. Any hesitation soon vanishing as got into DFK. 69 and some energetic fucking. I talk a break in the middle to chat with her and she proved very entertaining and interested in all sorts of things. The boobs were great and she provided a memorable tit fuck, BJ before we got back into the sex again. Finished with a slow deep BBBJ and CIM.
I relaxed for while and was approached by Romanian Antonia who remembered me, even my name. As she circulated she was with a spectacular Amazonian girl named Anka from the Transylvanian end of Romania. 25 years, brunette, high cheek bones, tremendous brown eyes, tattoo of crab on right flank, tramp stamp on back. 179cm tall, excellent skin, implanted boobs appropriate for her build. I had wondered if she was a brunette opti flick. As I chatted with her, she demonstrated an excellent dry sense of humor. Rooms upstairs were tight so we went next the downstairs kino, where you get the sounds of the kino and other rooms. The room was fine but she observed you are a big man, I would like you in a big bed. We made do. As I cuddled up to her, I began to appreciate what a great specimen she was, fantastically tone and I major shape. It was a great session, physically a bit challenging for me, she likes deep penetration and was pretty specific about how she liked it. Very much enjoyed this but was tired afterwards.
Rested for a while and I considered going home. Took a swim, sauna and massage. Came across Alev again. Went to room in the back of the downstairs kino. This was initially Ok and we engaged in a fairly willing session. I picked her up off the ground and was pounding away when we noticed a guy standing at the curtained doorway masturbating. He was a guy with an implant prosthesis. Alev shooed him away and he left but came back as I was giving it to her doggy style. She admonished him again and he left. Finished with CIM and COF with a great PSE pose from Alev. We chatted for a while. She is new at Artemis and looking for friends among the girls. I did some more swim and sauna. I ate some food and Alev happened to be in the dining area. I talked to her and considered doing her again but felt it was time to go.
The new extension looks interesting, hopefully I can try it next time. It was a good trip despite not seeing a couple of favorites.
BSK
I was circulating and bumped in a girl called Stefania, half German, half Spanish 24 yo standing in the stairwell. She asked me why I was standing there, I said to look at the girls. She said,"look at me'. Finding her blue sparkly eyes a bit spellbinding, I found myself going to the Zimmer with a girl I might not usually look at. A little voluptuous. 38C boobs with pink nipples. Any hesitation soon vanishing as got into DFK. 69 and some energetic fucking. I talk a break in the middle to chat with her and she proved very entertaining and interested in all sorts of things. The boobs were great and she provided a memorable tit fuck, BJ before we got back into the sex again. Finished with a slow deep BBBJ and CIM.
BSKI remember meeting an attractive half German, half Spanish girl at Artemis standing in the stairwelll also, but don't quite remember her name. Stefania sounds very familiar. Here's the kicker though. The girl I remember had some nice titties with inverted nipples! Did this Stefania have inverted nipples? If so, it's got to be the same girl, who told me that although she was half Spanish, she did not speak Spanish.
The girl I remember had a nice round ass too. I wanted that butt hole, but she said she didn't do anal. So, I got a 30 minute session with her and did her hard doggy. Then we went into mish, and she had some of the sweetest, tightest nookie I've ever had at Artemis! Why I remember this girl. My Jimmy run deep up inside her, and we were both moaning and groaning with her face contorted in pleasure, and her arms and hands waving around involuntarily in uncontrollable spastic motions LOL! This is how I knew her sexual pleasure was not fake.
It has to be the same girl! Stefania! Also, I hate it for you that you did not see Marketa. I know she's been well-ridden by many a monger, but that girl is still damn hot, and I'm still impressed to this very day how well such a petite little girl took The Cane balls deep into her tight, blonde, Czech girl anus. Was wonderful. I still regret to this day that I did not get more time with Stefania too. That pussy was good! Had a monger moaning with pleasure in the room.
Maybe german Tina? But I don't know if she closes her eyes during session.She does. Maybe it's her.
Frej Of Asgaard
11-11-12, 23:47
"i am into murders and executions".
this needs some love my mate. a+yes, that is a good one.
i have some further suggestions to make girls go away:
"i am a catholic priest, and i am here to save girls from eternal damnation!"
"i am a necrophiliac. are you good at playing dead?"
"i don't work. i just go to places, where i can pay girls to change my [CodeWord131] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131)"
Rocketboy0
11-12-12, 07:47
I picked her up off the ground and was pounding away when we noticed a guy standing at the curtained doorway masturbating. He was a guy with an implant prosthesis. Alev shooed him away and he left but came back as I was giving it to her doggy style.
The new extension looks interesting, hopefully I can try it next time.Commander B. It was great to see you again, but this little sub-story has left me dumbfounded. I did not know you had a thing for implants :eek:
Sorry for the delay but I seem to hook up with girls no one else reports on.
I happened upon Alev, a Turkish girl of 28 years who has lived most her life in central Germany. One kid. Small. 154cm tall but curvy with B / C cup breast and shapely arse. Good English, she was somewhat hesitant but I liked her. So we headed to the Zimmer. She did tell me she had issues with kissing men with facial hair. We was happy with LFK. Very high quality BBBJ, almost an early CIM. I went for DATY and she was picky once again about facial hair but she enjoyed an extended tongue on her clit. After about 5 mins, she proclaimed that her pussy was wet and that I should fucked her. This proved an excellent plan as I banged away watching her boobs oscillate. She provided particular encouragement while taking it from behind. Finished by jerking me off but was rather surprised when I shot my load over her breasts.I ran in to Alev last week but my experience is that she was not that pleasant. She was very moody and constantly tried to rush things so I decided to stop what we were doing and walk down stairs again. She was very pretty though.
I went to Artemis for the first time last week. It was nice but I think that it's a place that gets better once you get more acquainted with the place.
I met two nice girls last week but I can't seem to remember their names.
One of them said she was from the Black Sea Coast of Turkey. She was about 1. 65 or 1. 70 cm tall, tanned and had brownish hair and tattoos on her feets ("Simba" and "Mami"). Her English was good. I think her name was Bouza or Pouza or something. I think she had silicone breasts.
The other one was Colombian. She was about 1. 65 or 1. 70 tall and had curly blondish hair that was shoulder length. She was tanned and had some freckles in her face and on her chest. Great ass. She mostly spoke Spanish but also some German and English. She was freaky (in a good way).
Also, has anyone met Nathalia?
The other one was Colombian. She was about 1. 65 or 1. 70 tall and had curly blondish hair that was shoulder length. She was tanned and had some freckles in her face and on her chest. Great ass. She mostly spoke Spanish but also some German and English. She was freaky (in a good way).Michelle.
Also, has anyone met Nathalia?She was there last week. Recommend her.
The nipples are big and pink, I don't remember them being inverted.
The pussy is pink and tight, and really wet with a little attention. She grew up in Germany and does not speak Spanish but has good English and fluent German.
I remember meeting an attractive half German, half Spanish girl at Artemis standing in the stairwelll also, but don't quite remember her name. Stefania sounds very familiar. Here's the kicker though. The girl I remember had some nice titties with inverted nipples! Did this Stefania have inverted nipples? If so, it's got to be the same girl, who told me that although she was half Spanish, she did not speak Spanish.
The girl I remember had a nice round ass too. I wanted that butt hole, but she said she didn't do anal. So, I got a 30 minute session with her and did her hard doggy. Then we went into mish, and she had some of the sweetest, tightest nookie I've ever had at Artemis! Why I remember this girl. My Jimmy run deep up inside her, and we were both moaning and groaning with her face contorted in pleasure, and her arms and hands waving around involuntarily in uncontrollable spastic motions LOL! This is how I knew her sexual pleasure was not fake.
It has to be the same girl! Stefania! Also, I hate it for you that you did not see Marketa. I know she's been well-ridden by many a monger, but that girl is still damn hot, and I'm still impressed to this very day how well such a petite little girl took The Cane balls deep into her tight, blonde, Czech girl anus. Was wonderful. I still regret to this day that I did not get more time with Stefania too. That pussy was good! Had a monger moaning with pleasure in the room.
She tried to rush me, the first time. I told I wanted Eine Stunde and Langsamer bitte. This confused her a bit initially but I managed to slow her down.
The second time around was much better, in fact a very good session indeed.
She is pretty. I am sorry it did not work out for you.
I ran in to Alev last week but my experience is that she was not that pleasant. She was very moody and constantly tried to rush things so I decided to stop what we were doing and walk down stairs again. She was very pretty though.
I like a good implant, but just as well I am not the invisible man.
If the guy got to orgasm would he pay for the session; I would not come cheap!
It was in the Kino: je suis un pornstar?
It was great to see you, pornstarRB.
Commander B. It was great to see you again, but this little sub-story has left me dumbfounded. I did not know you had a thing for implants :eek:
OK. She was rather cheerful and pleasant the following day when I ran into her by the stairs. But with yesterday fresh in mind I just nodded and walked away from her. The other Turkish girl was much better. It's a pitty I can't remember her name.
She tried to rush me, the first time. I told I wanted Eine Stunde and Langsamer bitte. This confused her a bit initially but I managed to slow her down.
The second time around was much better, in fact a very good session indeed.
She is pretty. I am sorry it did not work out for you.
Yeah Nathalia was great. Very GFE. I met her on Day 1 but didn't manage to catch her between rounds on Day 2.
Is Michelle a regular?
Michelle.
She was there last week. Recommend her.
ZimmerBaby
11-14-12, 00:21
Is Michelle a regular?She's been there for a while. She is humble and sharkish at the same time. She also manages to provide a combination of GFE and PSE. With those beautiful eyes staring at me I understand that the price of love starts at minimum 60 E. The downside of her behaviour is when her voice changes in the direction of a little girl. Told her to behave. Whats the purpose of such behaviour anyway? To crossexamine the guys perversions? Dislike.
Neutron Flux
11-14-12, 06:28
Another late report.
Halloween night at Artemis. Arrived very late from work, around 11. Actually needed to be reminded by Vivien (see below) that it was Halloween, maybe I should work a bit less. Just not possible at present. Also, maybe picked a poor time, maybe many girls partying. But I thought the line-up was quite poor. Lots of large and numerous tattoos, lots of silicone, but not lots of pretty girls. Also the underwear (dessous tag) was among the poorest I've seen on such a day in an FKK. But that is very individual, of course.
Since it was rather late, the girls made even less effort than on my last visit (see report). You could probably count the girls on one hand who a) didn't propose sex in the first sentence, be) did realize that my given name is not Schatzi or Baby.
Anyway after a long search I settled on Vivien, Romania, not very tall, chin long black hair, enhanced C's, size 36. Was a bit sceptical at first, because she also had a bit an Artemis-type approach but is a good girl and can recommend. Intense long DFK, DATY, BBBJ and doesn't mind a bit harder. Well she tried to upsell CIM a bit (I really want your juice / if I'm good, will you give me your juice? Haha). One hour (120).
Took me a long time to find another, but that was also because I wanted a blonde or redhead, realizing that I had only been with dark types recently. But most blondes had a horrible attitude. Finally settled on Nicole, fake blonde shoulder long hair, eastern European, did not ask nationality, probably the same we're all used to, moderately tall, size 34. She was very nice throughout, but heavy attempt to upsell CIM, Anal and no kissing in the room, quite good BBBJ though. And she was sexy in a whorish kind of way. I give her the benefit of a doubt cause it was very late but do not recommend. 60 euros. Left around 4, sure enough, had to get up at 6. 30.
Don't want to generalize too much, I know there are people here who really like the place, but I'm just not thrilled about it. It's not even the sessions, as you can read above, they were not that bad. Yes, it's possible to find a gem or two in the mud if you look hard enough. But it's just not an attractive environment there. In order to spend my hard-earned cash I really expect a bit more than hey Schatzi, you found me, of the majority of females. And I usually neither have the time nor the desire to spend ages in a club looking for that special girl among all the annoyances. That visit really reminded me why I had not been there so long. In many ways it felt like a crappy RLD for guys wearing robes. There are a lot of better FKKs, unfortunately not anywhere near though.
Some advice, maybe obvious, but maybe useful for some. I had actually already quite forgotten about that tactic because it's completely unnecessary in some other places, but for Artemis with many girls proposing to session immediately: Always turn down a girl first, even if you're interested, and see how she reacts, that already tells you a lot.
One more thing: Went to the kino in the main bar and they were playing exactly the same totally unattractive porn (an ugly blonde fucking in a car garage and a few other scenes) from my visit a few weeks ago. And it was no coincidence, I checked back two or three hours later. Yes, I know, that's managed poorly in other places too, and probably not a major factor, but I thought it was telling.
I believe the other Turkish girl is Bousa or Bussa.
OK. She was rather cheerful and pleasant the following day when I ran into her by the stairs. But with yesterday fresh in mind I just nodded and walked away from her. The other Turkish girl was much better. It's a pitty I can't remember her name.
Yes something like that. I had just spent 3, 5 hours with Michelle and I had a flight to catch but she was laying on her stomach in one of the beds in the bar area and I just had to see her, it was short and sweet. It seems a lot of the girls aren't in the girls gallery at the Artemis web site.
I believe the other Turkish girl is Bousa or Bussa.
I spent 3, 5 hours with her and it was great. She didn't change her voice that way with me. But she tried to hustle me going for 500 E for quite some while. I told her "vamonos" and started moving towards the door. End of discussion. Also she wanted me to massage her in the beginning but I didn't go for that.
She's been there for a while. She is humble and sharkish at the same time. She also manages to provide a combination of GFE and PSE. With those beautiful eyes staring at me I understand that the price of love starts at minimum 60 E. The downside of her behaviour is when her voice changes in the direction of a little girl. Told her to behave. Whats the purpose of such behaviour anyway? To crossexamine the guys perversions? Dislike.
She's been there for a while. She is humble and sharkish at the same time. She also manages to provide a combination of GFE and PSE. With those beautiful eyes staring at me I understand that the price of love starts at minimum 60 E. The downside of her behaviour is when her voice changes in the direction of a little girl. Told her to behave. Whats the purpose of such behaviour anyway? To crossexamine the guys perversions? Dislike.Good despriction, I agree. IMHO she can be called a regular. AFAIR she's working in Artemis quite regularly since May or June 2011.
I was hoping she was. Can't wait to hit that again.
Good despriction, I agree. IMHO she can be called a regular. AFAIR she's working in Artemis quite regularly since May or June 2011.
UsaInEurope
11-18-12, 00:47
thank you angus,
my last 3 times to artemis i have been disappointed. previously i believed that this is the best fkk club in germany. but not anymore. there are many beautiful girls in other fkk clubs in germany who want to work here, but they're not allowed. it is thus a strange control who gets and who do not get work here. primarily for economic reasons where pimps control and distribute their girls.
am i the only one to think there is fewer pretty girls here?i completely agree. had the worst mongoring experience of my life tonight there. this egyptian / brazilian big fake tits and big assed girl, t-something, wouldn't let me touch her boobs, wouldn't sit on me facing my feet, and wouldn't even let me go at my own fucking pace! i was about to pop and she sat up and said i hate your sex, in 5 years no one does this (um, all i was doing was going a bit slower than 100% pound as fast as i can) and that she didn't like it. wtf? that was like 10 mins in. i stayed away from her nipples, i didn't make her hop on me, and she's whining because i don't pop 2 mins into a 30 min paid session, and whining about how i am fucking her missionary (not rough, just not super speed)? the manager of course takes her side and i have to pay the ****. then i get paola from spain who i pay to cim and who basically just gives me a hand job with th tip in her mouth. i hear two other girls in the kino telling the guy to hurry up when she just started sucking.
ths place is a piece of shit conveyor belt bullshit club with girls wanting a 2 second pop to run out and pressure another guy to pop and pay for it.
not how i like to be treated.
the difference between here and gt in vienna is astronomical. the difference with k5 in prague is beyond imagination.
go if you must. but avoid tatiana, or whatever her name is. but great night not guaranteed.
Not how I like to be treated.I understand. Thats a pity. I was treated like you one year ago, but my friends told me: don't stop visiting Artemis. Every cloud has a silver lining. They we're right. Had twenty or thirty good and great days there since then, I don't count.
Was there Saturday too, and had a good afternoon and evening there. A good afternoon and evening, but not a great one. Place was to busy. Maybe that's the reason why the girls try to manage as much customers and to earn as much money they can. Note: sometimes you have to wait twenty minutes or so to catch a room on a busy day. Wasted time in the girls eyes.
A word to the wise: Avoid Friday and Saturday night during fall and winter. If you can't, start your Friday or Saturday visit at noon. Beat the rush. Fuck early, leave early. Thursday is a good night for visiting Artemis. The place is much slower in comparision to Friday or Saturday, but you'll find all the stunners there.
StrikeFour
11-18-12, 22:05
Hello,
I'm going to Artemis tomorrow. Can't wait! I'm going to arrive at Artemis around 22-23. Is that too late for a Monday night? Should I wait until the next day? I have to leave to the airport around 17.
Thanks in advance!
Rocketboy0
11-18-12, 23:51
Had the worst mongoring experience of my life tonight there. This Egyptian / Brazilian big fake tits and big assed girl, t-something,
Ths place is a piece of shit conveyor belt bullshit club with girls wanting a 2 second pop to run out and pressure another guy to pop and pay for it. But great night not guaranteed.Well it happens. You simply must choose wisely. Can't say enough that chemistry rules, and you have to talk and take the time to size up the vibes, and walk away if things are not right before heading off to the races.
Who knows whether you did this or not, or what role your own mood played in all this? But nothing is guaranteed in paid sex between strangers, and especially if it is just me me me. Not defending sharks or those who are in it just for the money, but just sayin it usually takes 2 to tango.
Can't speak about other bordells in other places but I will say merely that I was at the Bahnhoff Fri pm with steady wingman Herr Ober Leutenant "IceMan" Magee and I had mighty fine times with semi newish Anna (light brunette curvy Romanian) and Busa (dark haired curvaceous German-Turkish) both of whom seriously rocked RB's jadded world. Funny, tender, passionate, responsive, all I could ask for. Even better than Episode 7 of Last Resort.
Sorry Phariser don't agree about avoiding Fri-Sat, though it is better before midnight. Have been struck over past 2 months varying days between Thurs-Sat that actually, one cannot really generalise who will be there. The line up varies more than I expected; I used to think those around Wed and Thurs would stay through the 2 prime weekend nights but it is not so true. It is probably a function of whether girls are locals (girls who live in Berlin) vs those who sleep upstairs for 1-3 weeks from more distant ports. If locals had either a lucrative or rough time the night before, they are likely to vary their schedules more. It all just depends on how the karmic breezes are blowing.
ZimmerBaby
11-19-12, 00:04
Go if you must. But avoid Tatiana, or whatever her name is. But great night not guaranteed.Sorry for your bad experience. I presume you're talking about Talisa. One of my most spectacular sessions with a WG happened with this girl. Reading your report was a big surprise. Sometimes people don't match, and to be honest, it could have been something she didn't like about you. Sorry to say that. I can only speculate about possible reasons. Hormons, bad day, bad hair day, forgot to call her mother on her birthday, brother is sick or cat is dead.
Anyway, this is my report on her from 2011:
TALISA (EGYPT / BRA) 24 years old, long black hair, a lot of makeup around her eyes. 160 cm. Stunning ass (perfect balance between musculus gluteus maximus / medius / minimus). She approached me and started kissing my mouth saying ' let mommy take care of you' and was really cuddling and warm. This statement brought a new dimension to my life. It felt very strange, but exciting, and I must point out that you really must not think about your own mother. BJ, kissing, attention and desire was out of this world! I loved the way she manipulated me, the illusion was so realistic and addictive that I had a hard task ending the session after 120 minutes. I was in paradise. Does anal, but it is not my cup of tea. On my way home at the Messe Nord / ICC S bahn station 5:15 in the morning I asked myself if this was the high peak of my life and had to dry my eyes caused by overwhelming emotions. Verdict: A
I completely agree. Had the worst mongoring experience of my life tonight there. This Egyptian / Brazilian big fake tits and big assed girl, t-something, wouldn't let me touch her boobs. Not how I like to be treated.How is it in Artemis, can't you leave some of your complaints to the manager? I have done this in other fkk's before leaving and felt good about it. Maybe it sometimes does no justice to the girls, but it's an idea to get better service. Regards, Roll Buzz
Have been struck over past 2 months varying days between Thurs-Sat that actually, one cannot really generalise who will be there. The line up varies more than I expectedYou're right, lineup varies and you can't generalise who will be there on a given day. It's just my advise based on my personal experiences.
How is it in Artemis, can't you leave some of your complaints to the manager? I have done this in other fkk's before leaving and felt good about it. Maybe it sometimes does no justice to the girls, but it's an idea to get better service. Regards, Roll BuzzSure. Usually you're asked about your general satisfaction when you're about to leave and return your key (and the place isn't to busy as well). Don't hesitate to answer the question, the staff will listen. AFAIR there is or was a box for questionnaires near the entrance too.
TALISA (EGYPT / BRA) 24 years old, long black hair, a lot of makeup around her eyes. 160 cm. Stunning ass (perfect balance between musculus gluteus maximus / medius / minimus). She approached me and started kissing my mouth saying ' let mommy take care of you' and was really cuddling and warm. This statement brought a new dimension to my life. It felt very strange, but exciting, and I must point out that you really must not think about your own mother. BJ, kissing, attention and desire was out of this world! I loved the way she manipulated me, the illusion was so realistic and addictive that I had a hard task ending the session after 120 minutes. I was in paradise. Does anal, but it is not my cup of tea. On my way home at the Messe Nord / ICC S bahn station 5:15 in the morning I asked myself if this was the high peak of my life and had to dry my eyes caused by overwhelming emotions. Verdict: AI've only met one girl at the FKKs claiming Egypt, and that was the infamous one at Palace with the bad reputation (and deservedly so in my opinion). Could this somehow be the same girl? I ask because the "let mommy take care of you line" sounds exactly like something she would say. If it is the same one under another moniker, well at least somebody got a good fuck out of her. The girls are known to move around from club to club from time to time. Wouldn't be surprised if she gave Artemis a go in the past.
I've only met one girl at the FKKs claiming Egypt, and that was the infamous one at Palace with the bad reputation (and deservedly so in my opinion). Could this somehow be the same girl? I ask because the "let mommy take care of you line" sounds exactly like something she would say. If it is the same one under another moniker, well at least somebody got a good fuck out of her. The girls are known to move around from club to club from time to time. Wouldn't be surprised if she gave Artemis a go in the past.In Palace you have 2 girls who claim Egyptian heritage. Alexandra / Angelina and Chanel. Chanel also works in Artemis as Talisa, and is quite distinctive with her Amy Winehouse style eye make up / hair, BJ lips, an ass that really sticks out and huge tits as per the links below. Except for one occasion I've found Talisa to be a great PSE, but I think she was wilder in her Oase days (as Mercedes)
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/wp-content/gallery/events/artemis-fasching-2012-027.jpg
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/wp-content/gallery/events/artemis-fasching-2012-038.jpg
Smoky Jack
11-19-12, 19:59
Sorry for your bad experience. I presume you're talking about Talisa. One of my most spectacular sessions with a WG happened with this girl. Reading your report was a big surprise. Sometimes people don't match, and to be honest, it could have been something she didn't like about you. Sorry to say that. I can only speculate about possible reasons. Hormons, bad day, bad hair day, forgot to call her mother on her birthday, brother is sick or cat is dead.
Anyway, this is my report on her from 2011:
TALISA (EGYPT / BRA) 24 years old, long black hair, a lot of makeup around her eyes. 160 cm. Stunning ass (perfect balance between musculus gluteus maximus / medius / minimus). She approached me and started kissing my mouth saying ' let mommy take care of you' and was really cuddling and warm. This statement brought a new dimension to my life. It felt very strange, but exciting, and I must point out that you really must not think about your own mother. BJ, kissing, attention and desire was out of this world! I loved the way she manipulated me, the illusion was so realistic and addictive that I had a hard task ending the session after 120 minutes. I was in paradise. Does anal, but it is not my cup of tea. On my way home at the Messe Nord / ICC S bahn station 5:15 in the morning I asked myself if this was the high peak of my life and had to dry my eyes caused by overwhelming emotions. Verdict: AHilarious report on Talisa. I had similar emotions while I was fukking Jenny of Palace. You are almost outside yourself thinking,"this is unbelievable and definitely the best fuck of my life".
Smoky Jack
11-19-12, 20:04
i completely agree. had the worst mongoring experience of my life tonight there. this egyptian / brazilian big fake tits and big assed girl, t-something, wouldn't let me touch her boobs, wouldn't sit on me facing my feet, and wouldn't even let me go at my own fucking pace! i was about to pop and she sat up and said i hate your sex, in 5 years no one does this (um, all i was doing was going a bit slower than 100% pound as fast as i can) and that she didn't like it. wtf? that was like 10 mins in. i stayed away from her nipples, i didn't make her hop on me, and she's whining because i don't pop 2 mins into a 30 min paid session, and whining about how i am fucking her missionary (not rough, just not super speed)? the manager of course takes her side and i have to pay the. then i get paola from spain who i pay to cim and who basically just gives me a hand job with th tip in her mouth. i hear two other girls in the kino telling the guy to hurry up when she just started sucking.
ths place is a piece of shit conveyor belt bullshit club with girls wanting a 2 second pop to run out and pressure another guy to pop and pay for it.
not how i like to be treated.
the difference between here and gt in vienna is astronomical. the difference with k5 in prague is beyond imagination.
go if you must. but avoid tatiana, or whatever her name is. but great night not guaranteed.sorry to hear that usa. but you, as an experienced monger, know that there is incredible variability in experiences depending on which girls you choose. also it sounds like you could have screened the girls better. i basically ask the girls if they like to french kiss, and if they like daty / bbbj. i also tell them i do not like to cim or do anal but like to do longer sessions if things go well. if they balk, i walk.
Another late report.
Don't want to generalize too much, I know there are people here who really like the place, but I'm just not thrilled about it. It's not even the sessions, as you can read above, they were not that bad. Yes, it's possible to find a gem or two in the mud if you look hard enough. But it's just not an attractive environment there. In order to spend my hard-earned cash I really expect a bit more than hey Schatzi, you found me, of the majority of females. And I usually neither have the time nor the desire to spend ages in a club looking for that special girl among all the annoyances. That visit really reminded me why I had not been there so long. In many ways it felt like a crappy RLD for guys wearing robes. There are a lot of better FKKs, unfortunately not anywhere near though.Sorry to hear that. I think the gist of your argument is what my same argument is for mongering in general. My like for the 2 FKKs I have been to in Goldentime (Wien) and Artemis is that whilst there is a lot of chuff in the water and circling sharks one can still find a juicy King George Whiting to munch on.
In somewhere like Budapest (read Kiev, Minsk, Moscow, Sofia, Bucharest etc) you have the added problem of having to phone said sharks and then hope that your experience once you actually get to the ho's apartment is okay. All of us have been ripped off or disappointed. I just find in Artemis one can increase the odds of a great time by being in tune to the negative. And there are many great women there that some of the bad can be excluded.
Nina, Marketa, Ella, Jenna, Nathalie, Hillary etc are awesome. Maybe the stars were not aligned for you at that time but I hear ya about bad experiences.
Last week I was in GT in Wien with a nice girl Marcella (had been with her before) and she was apalling. Bad attitude. Whined about making no money. Whined about me going with different girls etc etc whereas 1st time with her was a 10/10 experience. I am prepared to give her the benefit of the doubt.
I am going to Artemis now for a LONG night. The few escorts online in Berlin I tried have been just so so. Would rather pay the bucks to be in a target rich environment tonight rather than try individual lakes for lighter prey.
Party on Wayne
In Palace you have 2 girls who claim Egyptian heritage. Alexandra / Angelina and Chanel. Chanel also works in Artemis as Talisa, and is quite distinctive with her Amy Winehouse style eye make up / hair, BJ lips, an ass that really sticks out and huge tits as per the links below. Except for one occasion I've found Talisa to be a great PSE, but I think she was wilder in her Oase days (as Mercedes)
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/wp-content/gallery/events/artemis-fasching-2012-027.jpg
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/wp-content/gallery/events/artemis-fasching-2012-038.jpgThanks for the informative response. Well, at least my thought that she has worked in different clubs under different names is confirmed. But she's not the infamous Alexandra / Angelina, who I do not find to be attractive at all, physically or "behaviorally" LOL!
Anyway, this is my report on her from 2011:
TALISA (EGYPT / BRA) 24 years old, long black hair, a lot of makeup around her eyes. 160 cm. Stunning ass (perfect balance between musculus gluteus maximus / medius / minimus). She approached me and started kissing my mouth saying ' let mommy take care of you' and was really cuddling and warm. This statement brought a new dimension to my life. It felt very strange, but exciting, and I must point out that you really must not think about. Verdict: ALast 2/3 times I visited Artemis I was approached almost immediately by a girl claiming to be from Egypt and every time I declined, vaguely remembering the horror stories I read on ISG, not sure if it's the same girl but I'll try to remember the details and maybe give it a try next time, if I'll be in the mood to try new girls, that is. Berlin calling.
Cheers!
Kimino
Went to Artemis the other night after an early attempt needed to be aborted. I must admit I was somewhat apprehensive after many poor recent reports but once my head got inside the doors of the Love Bahnhof I could see what some of the commotion is about. There are many new faces (to me) that are of the poor eating shark variety. But amongst those chummy waters one noticed several familiar faces attached to PSE type bodies.
Enough has been written about regular girls but I was so lucky to enjoy an initial up-sell-a-thon in which I agreed to go to the room with a new lass from Bulgaria-Moldova-whoknowswhere for ONE HOUR as long as it was just a 120 Euros straight sex a thon. This lass goes by the name of Dori. Or is it Doreen. Anyway. Somewhat dark skin of the deeply tanend or Arabic variety. Pretty face. Black hair and blue contacts. Cheeky grin on her mug.
1) Dori. We get to the room (zero wait) and the up sell starts RIGHT AWAY. I firmly tell her I do not want CIM. 3somes, ANAL, or anything to do with dogs or fleas. She laughs and starts a very poor BBBJ. Mainly hands. I stop her right away and tell her to blow me or the session will end. She,"I will do uncovered BJ only if you CIM". Nope I say. Anyway after haggling with her while my little head is in her mouth (read actually mainly her hand) she is arguing away (kind of funny with part dick in mouth and as my granny would have said to her."Never speak with your mouth somewhat full [of cock]"). Said session became so annoying that I got her to put on the rub-a-dub-dub and I fucked her missonary for about 15 minutes all the while she was yapping at me to COB. Do anal etc. In the end I couldn't CUM cause I was bleeding angrier than a dog at a cat show. I pulled out, regrouped, surrendered my mission and left the room. I was with her all of 19 minutes so I went to pay her 60 quid. She starts whining like a * about 1 hour etc. So I YELLED back at her in my loudest BAD German, crossed with Italian, English and Romanian swear words. So much so that everyone within 2 kms must have heard. Then I proceeded straight to the front desk and told them of my CONCERNS about said wench. Who, all the while was still yapping at me like a dog. This is the way to Shark satisfaction I have concluded. Shoot 'them in front of THE other sharks'.
I met up with a nice Scottish group at the bar and warned everyone there about this lass. Kind of enjoyed it. So that is how I DEAL with the up-sell-a-thon types. Miss Dori got the message loud and clear as each other male she approached thereafter gave her a wide berth. Well for a little while.
Dori. Bu. Looks. Face 9/10, Body 9/10, Attitude 1/10, Performance 1/10.
2) Hillary. She of the 10/10 looks and better performance arrived after 5pm. Or this was the 1st time I noticed her and given my angry mood and circling prey in those newly cummed waters I decided to corner the "Hillary hot market" for a few hours. 90 minutes later after an intense CIM, COF, fucked right royally 5 ways to kingdom come and a lot of DATY, DFK, deep throat, you name it all, I was a very happy chappy again. The world was perfect and Artemis was Queen of the Night again IMHO. I paid Melody 350 euros including a good tip for the best sex I have had this year. Performance 10/10 Perfection.
3) Garbita. Ro. I waited a few hours to see if I could go again. I met a lass I have not been with before, nor noticed. Gabi (Garbita). She is on the website. She is a little Romanian lass but has a body style I like, thin but with some chunk. Had a standard 30 minute session and she was nice and relaxed about it all. Not great not bad but watching her riding CG is worth the entry level of 60 euros alone. Looks Face 8/10, Body 8/10, Attitude 8/10, Performance 65/100.
I have been doing some analysis of the global p4p market and basically have come to the conclusion that for the value I may as well just monger here in the FKKs or London where service for price is pretty much guaranteed. Maybe add in some known values in Morocco and PSE types in Budapest but outside of that the p4p market seems to have converged even in struggling shit holes like Bucharesti. Really finding reliable escorts for anything less than $100 per hour outside of a few gems written about within here in the vast bloggage or going for the riskier SW in Kurfersenstrasse etc is not worth my efforts any more.
My new conquests are on the languages websites and my 1st date from such is this Thu night in Berlin with a smoking hot Moldovan / Romanian lass of 30 years of age. I will report how it goes on the relevant Berlin site and add some pointers on the opportunities in this new growth market. Meanwhile, Obama won which is great for weapons businesses. So
"Party on Wayne"
Member #4626
11-22-12, 14:01
2) Hillary. She of the 10/10 looks and better performance arrived after 5pm. Or this was the 1st time I noticed her and given my angry mood and circling prey in those newly cummed waters I decided to corner the "Hillary hot market" for a few hours. 90 minutes later after an intense CIM, COF, fucked right royally 5 ways to kingdom come and a lot of DATY, DFK, deep throat, you name it all, I was a very happy chappy again. The world was perfect and Artemis was Queen of the Night again IMHO. I paid Melody 350 euros including a good tip for the best sex I have had this year. Performance 10/10 Perfection.Hi Belvaros,
I can't quite sum up the 350Eur pay for 90 min room time. Could you please break down the cost of extras and tip?
And why the hell did you pay Melody for Hillary's hard work :confused:
Hi Belvaros,
I can't quite sum up the 350Eur pay for 90 min room time. Could you please break down the cost of extras and tip?
And why the hell did you pay Melody for Hillary's hard work :confused:Sorry, sessioned with blondie Hillary and 250 Euros, not 350 typo. 3 x 60 quid + 50 + 20 tip. Had Melody (brunette) on the brain for some reason.
Rocketboy0
11-22-12, 18:44
Hi Belvaros, .And why the hell did you pay Melody for Hillary's hard work :confused:Yes WTF indeed. Maybe she was just royally pissed off that El B could not even remember her name after all that stellar service, so she just piled on lots of extras. At least he did not call her Mommy (that's another 50 EUR).
ZimmerBaby
11-23-12, 20:22
I agreed to go to the room with a new lass from Bulgaria-Moldova-whoknowswhere for ONE HOUR as long as it was just a 120 Euros straight sex a thon. This lass goes by the name of Dori. Or is it Doreen. Anyway. Somewhat dark skin of the deeply tanend or Arabic variety. Pretty face. Black hair and blue contacts. Cheeky grin on her mug.Sounds like the girl who approched us (Rocketboy and me) in the pool area during my visit in September. Do you remember her name RB?
Rocketboy0
11-24-12, 08:34
Sounds like the girl who approched us (Rocketboy and me) in the pool area during my visit in September. Do you remember her name RB?No-as she was not my type, I tend to blot these events out. To be honest, I was too busy looking at you, cuteypie. :eek:
Sounds like the girl who approched us (Rocketboy and me) in the pool area during my visit in September. Do you remember her name RB?I usually jot names down right away in a little notebook I keep with my wallet so I am sure it was correct. Then again I have seen some girls at GT and Artemis who seem to change names at times. Is that your experience.
Anyway, struck out with the livemocha. Com approach as they are all NICE lasses so will head out today via Wien for Budapest.
Happy Holidays all
Finally time for Artemis, the premiere for me. However, a little experienced from other FKK as the Palace, Oase and World in and around Frankfurt.
The setup is similar, reception desk, entry paid 80euro, then equipped with slippers and bathrobes. After shower I am ready to play.
In my case, I started quietly with avoiding any eye contact and just make myself at home in the site premises. Found at last the dinner room serving breakfast and let me enjoy it.
The lounge, where most girls kept house was too smoky for me so I made way down to the sauna area instead. Enjoyed sauna, bathing and more showers, and politely rejected the proposals which occasionally came from the ladies who were patrolling the area. I had a feeling that I would not bother with so much on this day, so the strategy was to just go with the ladies who felt 100% right both in appearance and in manner. It would prove to work almost perfectly.
Got tired in the end of the scant supply and pulled me up. Whereupon I ran into a Russian girl named Ella, liking arose and we went to a room. A very affordable half hour with CIM. Ella was hot and gave one of the best blowjobs I ever got (bought).60 +50 Euro.
Then it was time for breakfast (again) and more sauna and splash. Sat for a while in the theater, though I think porn is extremely boring. In any case, the standard porn that normally appears on FKK. The advantage ofthe cinema is that it patrolled more frequently by girls. So here you can sit and look at them instead. Got tired in the end of boring pornos and went up to the smoky lounge. Looked for a while at a young petite girl how was completely to my taste. Unfortunately, despite repeated eye contact, she did not come up to me. So I sought her out instead. Arielle from Frankfurt. It was no frills, straight after that I visited, she wanted to go to the room. This was a warningsignal. She looked right out, but there was something in her attitude that bothered. Indeed, well up in the room it was a disaster, it ended with a nothing. 60euro spoiled.
Now I was a little worn and disappointed, so I sat on a sofa and read a bit. After a while I decided to make one last try, if unlucky I go to Monrouge instead. So I sat in the sex cinema and waited. Turned down all who came that I did not have that extra that I was looking for. Finally, a well built brunette appears, she immediately charmed me. Nina from Czech Republic. She gives me a great hour, and I think I will carry that memory with me for a long, long time. Sexy, beautiful, nice, incredibly talented. 120 euros.
E65
Whereupon I ran into a Russian girl named Ella, liking arose and we went to a room. A very affordable half hour with CIM. Ella was hot and gave one of the best blowjobs I ever got (bought).
Nina from Czech Republic. She gives me a great hour, and I think I will carry that memory with me for a long, long time. Sexy, beautiful, nice, incredibly talented. 120 euros.Congratulations. You went upstairs accompanied by two of Artemis' service queens. Good choice, chapeau!
ZimmerBaby
11-27-12, 04:39
To be honest, I was too busy looking at you, cuteypie. :eek:Awww, all I really wanted that day was to be your little jelly bean.
Congratulations. You went upstairs accompanied by two of Artemis' service queens. Good choice, chapeau!Thank You, I feeling very happy to find these two very nice ladies. Actually, so nice, that I booked flight tickets to Berlin for late January. Hopefully I have a chance to a rematch with Nina. I think I love her.
By the way, if I want to meet Nina, what days and times are the best to find her?
E65
By the way, if I want to meet Nina, what days and times are the best to find her?Nina usually will be missed one day or two in a week only. There's a very good chance to meet her at Fridays and Saturdays. She starts working during early afternoon, it varies. But note: you can't generalise who will be there on a given day.
I think I love her.Sorry, I don't do so, but a lot of other mongers do. Now you know why.
ZimmerBaby
11-28-12, 00:37
Hopefully I have a chance to a rematch with Nina. I think I love her.Clever girl. She sucks the distance of New York Marathon each year, and still she manages to make each and every guy feel special. I love her too! :)
1) Has anyone experienced one of the black girls at Artemis?
2) Also, does Nina sometimes pretend to be German? Because she sounds like a girl at Artemis who really put in an effort (for example rimming without asking for it).
Rocketboy0
11-28-12, 17:38
Clever girl. She sucks the distance of New York Marathon each year, and still she manages to make each and every guy feel special. I love her too! :)Well to take nothing away from considerable reputations and "hard" work, Zimmerbaby's claim got me thinking-could it really be so?
Alas, no. The numbers (Little Joey would be proud of this) suggest that this would require gobbing over 1300 knobs per day.
The reality is more like 2-3 football pitches per year (depending upon assumptions-mine are I think a wee bit high).
MUNCHING THE MARATHON
Distance in kms: 26.
Meters: 26, 000
Centimeters: 2,600,000
Guys doable length: 10 cm (how much can be effectively gobbed, and to make the math easier)
Implied total guys per year: 260,000
Working days /year: 200
Implied Guys per day: 1,300 or
in other words, I dewn't thinkseow.
REALITY BITES
Guys per day: 15 (probably high but to prove the point..)
X 200 days / yr: 3,000 dudes.
X 10 cm per Dude: 30,000 cms, or 300 meters of mambo, per year.
Still, that is a fair bit of wurst. And indeed she seems none the wurst for wear.
Now for you quants - guess how many Olympic-sized swimming pools could be filled each year by the total spewing of sperm that goes on in the Love Bahnhoff?
Well to take nothing away from considerable reputations and "hard" work, Zimmerbaby's claim got me thinking-could it really be so?
Alas, no. The numbers (Little Joey would be proud of this) suggest that this would require gobbing over 1300 knobs per day.
The reality is more like 2-3 football pitches per year (depending upon assumptions-mine are I think a wee bit high).
MUNCHING THE MARATHON
Distance in kms: 26.
Meters: 26, 000
Centimeters: 2, 600, 000
Guys doable length: 10 cm (how much can be effectively gobbed, and to make the math easier)
Implied total guys per year: 260, 000.
Working days / year: 200
Implied Guys per day: 1, 300 or
In other words, I dewn't thinkseow.
REALITY BITES
Guys per day: 15 (probably high but to prove the point.)
X 200 days / yr: 3, 000 dudes.
X 10 cm per Dude: 30, 000 cms, or 300 meters of mambo, per year.
Still, that is a fair bit of wurst. And indeed she seems none the wurst for wear.
Now for you quants. Guess how many Olympic-sized swimming pools could be filled each year by the total spewing of sperm that goes on in the Love Bahnhoff?I believe Nina has no problem taking 15 cm, and thinking 100 strokes per guy makes 15 meters per session. 15 guys / day and 200 days that makes 45000 meters= 45 kilometers. I think this is a better way of handling the math, or?
The houmour in this forum is like nothing else!
E65
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
A+
Depth of said pool please. Is it say 6 feet all the way down?
Congratulations. You went upstairs accompanied by two of Artemis' service queens. Good choice, chapeau!Ella and Nina are great, but who else are worth of visiting? Thnks =)
Rocketboy0
11-28-12, 23:04
Burning up his fuse up here alone. A+
Depth of said pool please. Is it say 6 feet all the way down?B- RocketMan not = Rocketboy so the Sir Elton ref somewhat off. On the rest. Geeze I gots to do all the work. Wiki say 50 m X 25m X 2m. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic-size_swimming_pool. But (hint hint) the real number you need is further down in the article. That is the easy part. The critical assumptions needed are on quantities of all that giz.
Anyway, I can't stand the suspense so
1 pop of High Test Giz (all fluids)------ 0.005 liters (I looked it up and am as disappointed as you- it could be double this number but let's be conservative-see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation with some handy pix & vids!!)
Average Pops per man per day---------2 (even if low, does not change what cums out of this anal-ysis)
Total liters per man per day ------------0.01
Men / day-----------------------------------500 (might be low, but some only cum once so it is a wash (ha))
Total Liters loose at Artms/day----------5
Days/ year-----------------------------------362 allow for holidays
Total Liters of giz fiz /yr ------------------1810
Olympic Pool Volume in Liters 2,500,000
So, not even close. Depressing as I had higher hopes. But
Average Bathtub Volume in liters------250
which means 1810 liters / 250=
Bathtub-fulls at Arties/ yr ----------------- ~7+
The End
Elve65-I dunno about this counting each stroke stuff-seems like stretching the point (ha).
B- RocketMan not = Rocketboy so the Sir Elton ref somewhat off. On the rest. Geeze I gots to do all the work. Wiki say 50 m X 25m X 2m. See.
But (hint hint) the real number you need is further down in the article. That is the easy part. The critical assumptions needed are on quantities of all that giz.
Elve65-I dunno about this counting each stroke stuff-seems like stretching the point (ha).Mate. I give everyone a nickname and yours is the obvious, better that than "You fat twat"
Love and peace my man.
Bathtub-fulls at Arties / yr - 7+Probably the same volume as the Jacuzi in the relax area just behind the showers. Never trusted that thing.
LOL.
Kimino
Rocketboy0
11-29-12, 08:13
Mate. I give everyone a nickname and yours is the obvious, better that than "You fat twat"Love and peace my man.Ah now I get it. It was a humorous comedy joke.
ZimmerBaby
11-29-12, 08:44
Economics:
500 men per day x 80 Euro = 40,000 E x 361 days = 14,440,000 Euro / year.
(Holy fuck!)
Ethics:
500 men/day x 4 finish x 361 days = 722000 babies never born.
(Shit!)
Rocketboy0
11-29-12, 12:08
Economics: 500 men per day x 80 Euro = 40,000 E x 361 days = 14,440,000 Euro / year. (Holy fuck!)Yes but remember it's only gross revenue. Then minus staff costs, massive laundry, electricity, and water bills, the upgrades (Poondorf, new T-Shirts, those pink sandals, burned out mattresses etc) and maintenance, and then them taxes.
Barely enough left to buy luxury cars.
Ethics: 500 men/day x 4 finish x 361 days = 722000 babies never born. (Shit!)Z-not everyone produces your prodigious quantities of goo and 4 per day per dude seems heroically high.
Then there is the fact that them sperms don't always home in successfully like a baby makin drone (The Procreator?) to the egg. The real number has to be much lower. Plus, would we really want THOSE particular love chill'ens running around anyway? All (I include my damaged self in this) are behaving ethically, strengthening the gene pool, by not...
Rocketboy0
11-29-12, 13:50
Yes yes this should be in the lounge. But, here it is.
Gadzooks-fresh off the factory line.
http://www.truecompanion.com/tv/
The videos are must see tv, on several levels.
Will Artemis stock up on these, with one in each room of the new Poondorf wing?
Will they be less sharky than their human sisters?
Will they be lower maintenance?
1) Has anyone experience one of the black girls at Artemis?AFAIR there's only one real black girl in Artemis nowadays: Iman. Never went upstairs with her. There are some brown girls, too.
2) Also, does Nina sometimes pretend to be German? Because she sounds like a girl at Artemis who really put in an effort (for example rimming without asking for it).No. Didn't experience and didn't heard about it.
Tuesday. First visit to A since May. I was a bit worried about all the reports on things turning for the worse and didn't know exactly what to expect. Here my small report.
- Sharks hunting for prey. Check!
- Lots of fake tits. Check!
- My favourite girl absent. Check!
- Aggressive up-selling in the rooms. No, didn't get any of that.
But frankly, to me it's the same old place. Yes sure, you do get hassled by sharks, but this has been the same since my first visit so I can't say I notice any difference. You have to be ready to say no a few times (politely of course) and after a while they get the message and leave you alone. About the silicone tits, I hate them and find them a real turn-off and I always try to avoid the enhanced girls. However, as far as I can remember this has also been roughly the same over the last few years. Okay, maybe the ratio of fakes to real has increased a bit which is unfortunate and maybe you see more of the really laughable mega tits, but the difference isn't that huge compared to a couple of years ago (as far as I can tell in any case).
More worrying is that I never seem to be able to catch Fatima these days. Is it only my bad luck, or is she working more and more seldom?
Anyways, had three sessions, two fantastic and one less so, all of them in the same room downstairs (the one just behind the seats in the kino). Upstairs the room are too dark in my opinion. I want to see the pussy I'm eating and the ass I'm licking.
Nina. This girl gives me the greatest treatment every time! Friendly, beautiful, sexy and she senses exactly what I want at all time. I don't have to tell her anything, she just knows. The "squatting cowgirl" she performs just blows me away. Incredible!
Antonia from Romania. After some sauna and smoking in the back yard I was ready for another girl and spotted Antonia. Had a nice session with her on my last visit and when I saw her out-of-this-world firm round butt I didn't hesitate. Once again ecstatic sex. We were taking it really slow at first while I was exploring her body, and later I was so turned on I almost blacked out having her pussy lips covering my face in the greatest 69 ever! The memory will stay with me for a long time.
Had some dinner. It was getting kind of late and I couldn't find any more of my favourites so I thought OK lets roll the dice and see what happens. Had my eyes on the cutest and sexiest little girl I ever saw, Alexandra (Romania). I had talked to her on an earlier visit and knew that the reports on her wasn't that good, but what the heck I thought, if she is a pure optiflik so be it. After asking her if she wanted to go zimmer she said that she don't do any kissing and asked me if I was still interested. Good of her to warn me. I hesitated a bit but asked her if pussy eating was on the menu and she said sure no problem and I said sure then lets go! In the room she turned out to be exactly what I had expected from reading the reports. I hoped for more of course, but no luck. Now let me be clear here; that young super cute face, her absolutely perfect petite body with the softest skin and small firm tits to die for, and those eyes. That was all worth it. But her performance was really subpar. No responsiveness at all, mechanical blow job, and as soon as I wasn't in total control of the action she did everything to try to rush it. Asking her to get ontop was a mistake! I asked her more than once to slow down but she didn't listen. Even the joys of cunnilingus was dampened by an over due pussy shave. The contrast to the attitude and skills of the two previous girls couldn't be greater, but I have myself to blame, I pretty much knew what I was getting into. C'est la vie.
Tired. Rested for a while and was thinking of trying to find me one more girl to copulate with but instead I fell asleep on one of the sofas downstairs and was later thrown out by the staff at closing time.
All in all a great day and night at Artemis. Over and out.
/Dr Jekyll
SuppenHuhn
11-30-12, 17:30
More worrying is that I never seem to be able to catch Fatima these days. Is it only my bad luck, or is she working more and more seldom?It's only your bad luck. Fatima works in Artemis quite regulary.
More worrying is that I never seem to be able to catch Fatima these days. Is it only my bad luck, or is she working more and more seldom?As Mr. Suppenhuhn told ya: just a kind of bad luck. She was absent Tuesday only. You'll meet her in Artemis 'til mid December.
AFAIR there's only one real black girl in Artemis nowadays: Iman. Never went upstairs with her. There are some brown girls, too.
No. Didn't experience and didn't heard about it.OK. I was a bit tempted when I saw her (Iman) but decided not to go for it since there were others. Got to try everything once tough.
Tuesday. First visit to A since May. I was a bit worried about all the reports on things turning for the worse and didn't know exactly what to expect. Here my small report.
- Sharks hunting for prey. Check!
- Lots of fake tits. Check!
- My favourite girl absent. Check!
- Aggressive up-selling in the rooms. No, didn't get any of that.
But frankly, to me it's the same old place. Yes sure, you do get hassled by sharks, but this has been the same since my first visit so I can't say I notice any difference. You have to be ready to say no a few times (politely of course) and after a while they get the message and leave you alone. About the silicone tits, I hate them and find them a real turn-off and I always try to avoid the enhanced girls. However, as far as I can remember this has also been roughly the same over the last few years.
All in all a great day and night at Artemis. Over and out.
/Dr Jekyllthanks for the report Dr Jekyll. That's my same feeling everytime I visit Artemis. Is the new area open?
Kimino
As Mr. Suppenhuhn told ya: just a kind of bad luck. She was absent Tuesday only. You'll meet her in Artemis 'til mid December.She sucks like a hoover and jerks with real care. This is one of the best ones ever!
Is the new area open?No. (Ten characters needed.)
London Traveller
12-01-12, 13:35
This place needs a bit of maintenance. The sofas are cracking up and some of the machines in the gym are broken. Hopefully the management will concentrate on this once the new section is open.
I found the line-up uninspiring with too many pushy girls and few pleasant personalities. I spent an hour with Jenna, who provided excellent reliable service. Following that I tried Susannah, a blonde Romanian with one Hungarian parent. She proved a disappointment with her attitude becoming very stroppy in the room. She had a lip stud, the inside of which interfered with the blow job and the rest of the service was uninspiring.
There were plenty of men in the club. I was told that this was because of a Berlin business event that weekend.
Uncle Volodya
12-01-12, 14:30
This place needs a bit of maintenance. The sofas are cracking up and some of the machines in the gym are broken. Hopefully the management will concentrate on this once the new section is open.
I found the line-up uninspiring with too many pushy girls and few pleasant personalities. .I wholeheartedly concur, London.
I was there on Monday (11/26)
The girls rush you to get in to the room, and some even when you get to the room to finish. The food is awful and the staff (particularly the bartenders) are rude. The lounge is so smokey that it is difficult to survive there. I woke up the next morning feel l with a sore throat and a cold coming on right before my flight.
And its damned pricy too. I blew about 400 Euro on four sessions.
Admittedly, the girls are very attractive and I did have 2 pleasant sessions with Cindy (slim blonde Pole with teen looks) and Denisa (Romanian brunette with creamy white skin). Both girls were sweet gave almost GFE.
But these were book-ended by two disappointing sessions. My first session with a curvy Blonde German girl (sorry the name escapes me, but she bore a striking resemblance to the US porn star Britney Madison) started off well with a nice BJ in the Kino followed up by decent sex in the Kino room. However I cut the session short after she complained I was taking too long to cum. What a buzkill!
My last session with Sarah (fair skinned Polish barbie doll) also turned out to be a mild disappointment. She was enthusiastic and full of energy. But her act was a bit contrived with too much fake moaning. I took her for an hour but forgot to take my watch and got shortchanged by her by at least 10 minutes. This left me with a bad feeling, even thought the session itself was not unpleasant.
The FKK magic seems to be gone here and other places. In the past you could get to know a girl a bit before heading up to the room. There was a lot of flirting, cuddling, fondling (and even making out) in the lounge before hand. For me this is why one goes to an FKK.
But this no longer happens here. Instead its just rush, rush, rush -- up to the room and then back down.
The place has turned into an Adelita's (in Tijuana) but with an 80 Euro cover. It's still fun and there are some real stunners to be had. But, IMHO, it is no longer a good value. There are better options in Berlin. You may be better off at a Bordel or in hitting the GB party at Erlebniswohnung (see my upcoming report).
Regulars who develop a rapport with the girls may have more fun, but they will be shelling out serious $$ to build up that GFE relationship.
I fear the FKK scene of the old days is dead. I hope I am wrong and just hit Artemis on a bad night.
Stay horny my friends.
Uncle-V
Visited art for the second time, arrived straight from TXl (after 12 hr plane rides) to artemis at noon. This was first stop of my three day German punt tour. At noon on thurs, I thought the crowd was good. Lounge seemed busy, around 10 guys with about as many girls and a bunch with towels wrapped around. I stayed until 8PM and crowd on both sides steadily built up.
Based on my last trip (early July) , I was expecting sharking and being approached for sessions of all types, especially two girl ones. But as I entered the lounge, the vibe was very different. I could cruise through the lounge to the breakfast area without being approached a single time. In fact throughtout the stay, I was only approached a couple of time directly and those were gentle as well. Experienced no bad behavior and only inviting smiles from girls. Something changed in that department.
Breakfast fare was the usual low grade as I had expected from previous trip. This time I had fed myself at the airport before leaving for Art. Saw new area from the breakfast room. Only saw a couple of guys working there, probably in no rush to finish until winter is over.
As I had been building up sperm level for a week in anticipation of the trip, I was ready for a session and started hunting after 10 mins of familization of the area. Surveyed all the girls in the lounge area and saw a couple that I could start the trip with. However decided to just check downstairs first. As I was in the stairs area at reception level, encountered a magnificent girl coming downstairs from the play rooms floor. Dark, somewhat curly long hair, white thing around the waist (don't know what its called) , a pretty face and amazing body wearing glasses with dark colored frame. She was going to be it, so intercepted her at the entry to lounge. She is Francesca from Romania, been in Art for few months she said. Immediately asked her to go to room, sensed a slight hesistation but she accepted and picked a nice room upstairs. Don't remember the name, but it had high bed on a step. We discussed prices and she suggested all the extra fun I could have for a price. Not pushy, but sensed atleast one extra was expected. Not a problem, since I had planned to start the trip with CIM. We got into the groove, with some kissing, nipple, breast playing and gave her a bit of DATY. Then asked her to get to BBJ. Real nice work by her. Did some doggy and then asked for more BBJ standing up. Finished in her mouth. Had a great session with her, very nice enthusiastic girl. Chit chat in the room revealed that she actually lives upstairs at Art, which I didn't know about. According to her she works mostly nights, but watches the crowd through the day and gets into action when busy. She was actually coming down for breakfast before starting the day and hence the hesistation when I asked her for session. Paid 110E. I wanted to repeat her that day itself, but didn't see her much. Maybe went back upstairs or something to prep for the night.
After a downstairs nap and coffee, came back upstairs around 2PM. Crowds had grown, newer girls and many punters. Surveyed the lounge, saw a petite beautiful girl sitting with spanish speaking group of girls on a couch. Tried making eye contact and exchanged smiles, but she never budged from the group and I didn't have the balls to break into the group. Sitting on the couch facing the bar to survey the girls, noticed a curly haired girl sitting by the bar talking to another girl. Couldn't see her face well, so took a walk to get a closer look. As I was passing by, she smiled and signalled me over. She was very playful and interesting personality. Not the prettiest face or the hottest body but good overall with an inviting sexy smile. She started the conversation with, 'you like my curly hair' and we started introductions. She is Rafaella and kept saying she is from disneyland. Only after the session she admitted disneyland is not a real country and she is from Romania. She started asking me what all I wanted. Didn't feel any push or pressure but seemed there was a clear expectation that more than just a 60E session is desired. Anyway, next fantasy was anal so told her. She asked if I was sure and it is expensive (100E on top of 60). I think she wanted to check size before committing and don't think she is fully into it. We went to circular couches by the bar and pulled curtains. Light kissing, Had good BBJ, some doggy before exploring the tight ass. Nothing fantastic but good session overall.
Around 4PM ready for some more, I was standing in the upstairs kino. Zoey a red headed german came in and suggested that I need some help. I had seen her before during the day, nice looks, silicones and a bit older. We agreed to do it in the kino itself. Couple of guys and girls walked in on us. She was lot more upfornt about suggesting CIM finish. I told her, let see how it goes and got started. Pretty much PSE style, she went straight to sucking. A bit toothy and not what I like. Did mish and switched to doggy. As I was getting closer, I was humping faster and she sensed I was about to cum. In a matter of seconds (while my brain function was controlled by the penis) she turned around took of the condom and started sucking. Before I could realize I had squirted a few drops in her mouth for 50E. 110E, OK session mostly for the PSE fantasy, Kino, public sex etc. No regrets. While paying money, I saw her face much better and she is probably mid 30s.
At this point I was hungry and was contemplating leaving for dinner. Saw crowd building outside cafeteria. Realized dinner was about to start, I positioned myself in the line. Hot food was actually quite good. Rice, chicken curry, veggies etc. Chairs got busy pretty quick, so had a standing dinner. Satisfied, decided to stay back for some more time. Noticed a very beautiful girl laying on her tummy on the semicircular couches by the bar area. Dark hair, slightly squarish face, very gentle looks and smile. Went upto her, She is Denisa (don't think it's the one on the webiste pictures) from Romania and apparently at art for only last couple of months. She is somewhat quiet and passive. After a bit I suggested a session and we went to downstairs kino with BBJ. Great BBJ and she was putting her heart into it. After a bit we went to downstairs room, started with doggy but then went into mish. Watching her pretty face with eyes closed and soft expressions of enjoyment on her face just did it for me. She doesn't do much of kissing, just got light kisses on lips. Really liked this session, as she seemed different from most. Never suggested any extras. Just followed directions. No moaning grunting etc. Real or fake, she had some very sexy expressions of satisfaction on her face (closed eyes, biting lips slightly etc) while in the act. She actually seemed happy taking just the 60E, gave me a nice hug and kiss on cheeks. I thought something was wrong!
Left artemis after the session, fully spent and satisfied. I had doubts about it after the prior visit, but for whatever reason things seemed very different. Great selection, excellent vibe, no real sharkiness or a two girl offer and even dinner beat my expectations. Although, I had list of favs from this forum, had hard timing finding any of those. They may not have been there and the fast pace / crowd makes it harder. Not very useful for infrequent visitors I think. For americans, the names as said by europeans (especially eastern) sound very differnt than we would read it making it harder to relate.
Later in the trip I visited Oase and Palace (Saturday). Found comparisons previously made in the forum to be quite accurate. One thing I liked about artemis more than others is that the downstairs area allows for some real relaxation and napping. While making absolute comparison of lineup is impossible, girls of all choices were available at all three places. At all three places there were more girls I wanted to do than I had stamina or money for.
Back to my hotel, It was a great start to the german tour.
(Ten characters needed.)Took me a while to figure it out. LOL.
Kimino
It's only your bad luck. Fatima works in Artemis quite regulary.
As Mr. Suppenhuhn told ya: just a kind of bad luck. She was absent Tuesday only. You'll meet her in Artemis 'til mid December.Damn it! Well, thats both good news and incredibly annoying at the same time! In any case, thanks for the info guys.
By the way, have anyone met Daniella from Austria lately? I think she use to spend a month at Atremis each year, give or take, and it feels like it was about a year ago I saw her last.
By the way, have anyone met Daniella from Austria lately? I think she use to spend a month at Atremis each year, give or take, and it feels like it was about a year ago I saw her last.Quite correct, Danielle worked in Artemis last November or December, don't remember exactly.
Unfortunately I don't know where she's gone. She worked in FKK Paradise some months, but she disappeared there four or three weeks ago (didn't check it actually). Maybe there was no bed available for her, Artemis is crowed nowadays, and she's working elsewhere, maybe in Roermond.
By the way, have anyone met Daniella from Austria lately? I think she use to spend a month at Atremis each year, give or take, and it feels like it was about a year ago I saw her last.There were a couple of mentions of Daniella at Oase during the summer. I saw her at Artemis two years ago in December, so maybe Berlin is part of her regular schedule. I found her to be a superb companion and would possibly try and arrange a trip to Berlin if she re-appeared.
Visited Artemis Monday and Tuesday. (my 6th time there)
Monday quiet, Tuesday after 6 oclock good variety of girls.
First impression.
The blowjob is now a HANDJOB!
All grils try to finish you in such a way!
And I tried about 8-9 girls in these 2 days, so I don't think I was unlucky.
And many girls STOP the CIM when you start to finish and spit it out and this way ruining the orgasm and the 50 Euros extra!
The 2 top girls I saw were Belinda Russian model like brunette girl, nice body, about 25 yeras old with many years in Germany.
And a German stunner, brunnete, silikon boobs about 2, 5 size, looks like Romanian, amazing body, probably the best in there by far! She is from Cologne, very friendly and quite good in the job (DOES anybody remember her name? Maybe MELODY?)
RIP OFF FROM 2 GERMAN GIRLS-KANDY AND JANIN (both very tall blonde)
They told me that BLOWJOB MEANS HALF OF THE PENIS and that they want 100 EXTRA FOR THE REST! THAT is for deepthroat.
Ridiculous. I was so angry that I paid them 200 and let them go without finishing.
By the way, they both make the worst blowjob ever!
I also tried ANNA, Polish, shot red hair, green eyes.
Good girl, talkative, friendly and quite good in the room.
Despite the bad reviews, I also saw the Hungarian porn star alike with the big lips and tattoos (I think BRIGITA) , who was quite good in the room, but used a lot of hand for making blowjob.
Epimyth.
If you want a good, dirty, sloppy blowjob, you get a ROMANIAN girl!
I know many of you have very bad opinion of them, but I was never disappointed from them in Artemis.
After having a great time chatting, eating apple strudel and drinking coffee in a bar with Angus, Rocketboy and Zimmerbaby, we unfortunately had to split up and ZB and I took the bus towards Artemis. Arrived around 5 and looked around a bit, waiting for the second shift and deciding who to pick. I personally plyed quite safe picking Brigitta, Hungarian, blonde big fake tits, lot's of tatoos, piercing on upper lip, very cute. I already met her before and had a nice session with her. I recommend her.
For the gamble, I picked a very cute and young looking girl called Alexandra. I saw her on my previous visit but she is relatively new. Long light brown hair, quite small, nice ass. The session was so so, I felt quite a lot of distance between us. Her service was ok, no kissing but fine with DATY. She eventually came and that was the only moment where she let herself go. Maybe something with me, don't know, but we didn't clicked. So I won't repeat but maybe other could be more lucky.
Then Nina came up to introduce a friend of her, Nicole. Blonde, quite tall, beautiful body. I saw her a couple of times but when I finally decided to ty her she had vanished. I will try her tomorrow.
To close the evening a wonderful hour with Esther, enough said on her, currently one of my favorites. Recommended.
Finally figured out who Fatima is, with the help of ZB. I've been seeing her since ever but I wouldn't pick her, not attractive for me.
Place was quite calm when we arrived but a bit crowded around midnight. Food quite good this time.
Kimino
Angus Magee
12-06-12, 11:22
Then Nina came up to introduce a friend of her, Nicole. Blonde, quite tall, beautiful body. I saw her a couple of times but when I finally decided to ty her she had vanished. I will try her tomorrow.Nicole is top notch in my experience. Not quite as customer oriented as is Nina but still very good. And she is younger and has the better body IMO.
AM
ZimmerBaby
12-06-12, 11:52
Report will be written later, but Monday was very good, Wednesday was spectacular.
Thank you Antonia (ROM) , Maya (POL) , Yara (GER) , Nathaly (ROM) and Viola (RUS).
I love you Viola.
After a 6 months of break I got back to the ARTEMIS scene on 1-2-3 December. And again was in the same mood of excitement like in the first time.
F&304; rst day: in the first day I arrived at around 18:00 and the club was quite crowded as I was firstly in the queue at the enterance after the preperation I was again realised how I missed the club and started to analize the changes, similarities, my favourites and the new ones. During this period of course was aoroached by more than 15 girls some of whom remembered me and some made thein introduction. And was happy to see and talk again with my earlier experiences such as FATIMA, ANTONIA, KARLA, LOREDANA, SHEENNYA, SHARON, HANNA.
First Girl:Tiny angelic face beauty LOREDANA made me excited again immidiately so the opening ceremony was with her for 1 hour. Topclass action made the two sides reach the climax; always recommended.
Second girl: the girl who has one of the sweetest asses and best kissing. KARLA with her new hairstyle (cut and dyed blonde) again made me fly; always recommended I left the club at about 00:00 because there was an italian invasion and I did not want to stay in the queue for another session.
2 nd day: The opening of the day was with a mature looking but very beautiful face girl (she said she is 27) NATASHA from ukraine. I noticed her the previous night she tried to get my attention around the upstairs bar with her nice little ass but I was targetting other girls, this time she came and sat next to me without talking for 10 minutes after that she touched me and smiled with her beautiful eyes and when I started to say her good words about her beauty with my tolerable Russian language she was so surprised and became more and more bautiful and hot to me so this condition made us running upstairs into one of the most unforgetable sessions of my fkk experinces.
Day-2 girl-2. :was unexpressablly beautiful face, long blonde with deep green eyes natural breasts and tight ass IONELDA (YONELDA?) from Romania I remmembered her from the old artemis nights and feel myself stupid how I did never try her. So I was proud with myself to choose her this time after the session beacuse she was so propotionally beautiful in every part of her body and soul. She was not only wonderful in face body or action also in character.
So after meet and action with an angel; YONELDA I decided to finish the night because no girl after her could satisfy me.
Day. 3 so all the night and next day I was all in dreaming of YONELDA so the third day of artemis trip was meant to see her again for me but she has said that she was starting to appear after 21:00 that I did not keep in mind so went to the club around 17:00.
While I was just expecting to go with YONELDA again MELODY 23 year old brunette german girl with magnificent tits and ass made me excited. She aproached me with her friend Ceyda in the previous night was seemed to act sharkly so I did not go with them, this time she was alone and aproached me so kindly that I offered her to go to room and in the room she was very passionate except kissing (no kissing) but very allertable to DATY and fucking her in cowgirl, missionary and finally doggy was legendry after the action we thanked to each other for making each other feel the climax.
So after a big wait Yonelda apeared again around 22:00 to made me the happiest man in the club while I was speaking with her best friend and again the action was so good to make me dream about her up to the next ARTEMIS visit.
So the Star of this trip was Yonelda without any doubts. I was expecting to see IVY the baby face german beauty but she was all absent during my 3 day trip. Does anyone knows about her?
ZimmerBaby
12-06-12, 17:37
Soledad: sexy body, horrible voice. Please, do not sing while using the infrastructure and interiors at Artemis. Please!
was unexpressablly beautiful face, long blonde with deep green eyes natural breasts and tight ass IONELDA (YONELDA?) from Romania I remmembered her from the old artemis nights and feel myself stupid how I did never try her.Call her: Ionella (without "D").
Soledad: horrible voice.Agree.
Soledad: sexy body.Disagree.
Angus Magee
12-06-12, 20:01
RIP OFF FROM 2 GERMAN GIRLS-KANDY AND JANIN (both very tall blonde)
They told me that BLOWJOB MEANS HALF OF THE PENIS and that they want 100 EXTRA FOR THE REST! THAT is for deepthroat.
Ridiculous. I was so angry that I paid them 200 and let them go without finishing.Don't know where you find these girls at Artemis. I have had my share of lack luster sessions to be sure. But girls charging bjs by the inch is beyond belief. Good for you for cutting the session short. You should have gone a step further and calmly reported the two to the desk.
IMO.
AM
Rocketboy0
12-06-12, 20:10
I paid them 200 and let them go without finishing.That is ridiculous. You can pay me 100 anytime, and I won't finish you either.
Like Angus sayze, when you cum across this nonsense, just stop the session, leave and report it immediately to management. Don't pay a thing til you do.
Angus Magee
12-06-12, 21:06
Don't pay a thing til you do.
I was so angry that I paid them 200 and let them go without finishing..
Took me a while to realise this but I have to ask-how on earth did they get to €200 anyway? Assuming you were in the room for less than half an hour, and you did not cum, the most this should have been charged is €120 and even that is disputable considering. BBBJ with no cim is included in the base price of €60 / half hour / girl. If they tried and failed to get you to agree to an extra for deep throat, how did you end up paying €200.
Something is not right with this report.
AM
ZimmerBaby
12-06-12, 21:57
If this happened on Monday, I saw a man with angry looks giving 200 E to the mentioned girls without a single word, no goodbye or anything. I can understand you being upset, but 200?
I actually rebuffed an attempt from these girls, even though I was tempted by Janine. I approached also blond Lea with big tight ass, but since she started upselling before she gave me her name, I told her I was disappointed with her attitude and left. This was in the main lounge. Control is the key, I've started asking every girl directly before any session; are you a nice girl in the room, or do I have to buy several products to make you smile. Then the combination of answer and bodylanguage makes life much easier. My strategy may not have been scientifically tested in randomized blind test studies, but it does the job for me.
Took me a while to realise this but I have to ask-how on earth did they get to €200 anyway? Assuming you were in the room for less than half an hour, and you did not cum, the most this should have been charged is €120 and even that is disputable considering. BBBJ with no cim is included in the base price of €60 / half hour / girl. If they tried and failed to get you to agree to an extra for deep throat, how did you end up paying €200.
Something is not right with this report.
AMIts simple.
60+60 for each girl.
Plus 100 for a ridiculous lesbian show that lasted 30 seconds.
220, because of my anger they took 200 and that was it.
THESE girls tried to upsell everything, even the air I breathed!
They both did a ridiculous blowjob, only taking 1/10 of the penis and the rest was hand. Plus some fake moaning.
Next day, one gay went up with Janin and I saw him coming down the stairs afte 6-7 minutes!
Don't know where you find these girls at Artemis. I have had my share of lack luster sessions to be sure. But girls charging bjs by the inch is beyond belief. Good for you for cutting the session short. You should have gone a step further and calmly reported the two to the desk.
IMO.
AMI went to the desk my friend later.
I took a girl to help me with German language.
The receptionist said "oh what can I do now, sorry, these things happen". Etc. Next day both girls were there.
Anyway, it is little embarassing to complain for a bad blowjob! And MANY other girls said that YES DEEPTHROAT is extra fro some girls!
And of course every time you complain, you have a huge disadvantage.
HOW you prove what happened in the room?
If this happened on Monday, I saw a man with angry looks giving 200 E to the mentioned girls without a single word, no goodbye or anything. I can understand you being upset, but 200?99% was me. Yes Monday.
The problem is that because especially Janin is very tall and attractive, many many people will fall in her trap.
And I don't think is easy to judge by the attitude in the bar.
I saw one girl, very beautiful, who sat angry and without a smile all the time. It was Belinda.
I was afraid that she would be bad in the room, but she was very friendly indeed.
ZimmerBaby
12-07-12, 07:58
Sorry for your bad experience, at least each time makes you stronger. What more to say? Cheer up mate!
By the way, Janine looks like blond Hamburg Jane, but with tatooes. I've never seen them at A at the same time. Are they twins? At lest Jane is very honest and gives very good service.
Happy Friday lads!
Z
Kind of crowded yesterday. At a certain point (around 23:00) nowhere to sit in the main room. Saw that only in messe times.
Confirm what Angus said about Nicole. She is really hot, spent an hour with her. She started out quite badly asking "What you want to do?" a la Palace, told her I will think about it during the session and all went fine. Extras available. Recommended.
Marsha, already reported, highly recommended, speaks very little english, stayed 30min, plain vanilla, great fun. Also recommended.
After about six months without picking her, I decided for Laura, Hungarian, dark hair, she is well known. Stayed one hour, in the room downstairs as all others were full with people waiting. Again highly recommended.
That's it for this round.
Kimino (singing with the Hippies).
Angus Magee
12-07-12, 11:57
Confirm what Angus said about Nicole. She is really hot, spent an hour with her. She started out quite badly asking "What you want to do?" a la Palace, told her I will think about it during the session and all went fine. Extras available. Recommended.This was more or less my experience too. I actually spoke with her about it and she told me that most guys want to get this straight before hand. But when I told her we should wing it, she was seemingly just as happy to do that. My feeling about her is that she is as good as Nina but her service is less seamless. That is with Nina it is easy to forget that you are not with a girlfriend. Nicole does everything just as well but does not know yet how to make it seem spontaneous. Her BJ though is quite divine and indeed one of the best I have ever had.
AM
Angus Magee
12-07-12, 18:05
HOW you prove what happened in the room?Well from the sounds of it it would be unlikely that you get any money back on this one. A poorly executed BJ is not indeed grounds for not paying the girls. I guess I would have played it more just to register you displeasure at having hustlers like this at Artemis. It will not give you any immediate satisfaction but it will let the management know that you are not happy. This does, despite what some might think, count for something.
As for how to keep it from happening again-you do take a risk every time you head up those stairs that the session will be shit. But heading up with two girls who were prowling the carpets selling their duo sort of doubles your chances of this happening. Were I approached like this, and were I tempted, I would take a good long while to say yes. During this time there had better be some chemistry and I had better not feel their pressure to decide. In short they would have to spend some time seducing me. If they had no patience for this, I would let them go on their way. Girls who prowl in duos are almost always a waste of time. If either of them were any good they would be plying their trade alone, only calling the other girl if a guy asked specifically about a duo.
I guess this deep throat as extra BS is a sign of the times. I remember Conchetta, the self described deep throat queen, swallowing little Angus up to the root, finishing him on her breasts, kissing me sweetly and thanking me for the €60 I offered for the half hour service.
Live and learn, Sorry that you had such and expensive lesson.
AM
You should have gone a step further and calmly reported the two to the desk.Sorry, Sir Angus, it won't help reporting them to the desk. Can't say anything about Candy, but Janine (or Janin as Mr. Dim Yann called her) is well known for ripping off customers. AFAIR Mr. The Limey reported her ripping him off some months ago.
The receptionist said "oh what can I do now, sorry, these things happen". Etc. Next day both girls were there.As I told: It won't help. Maybe, if you're a regular. No chance, if you're a casual customer.
By the way, Janine looks like blond Hamburg Jane, but with tatooes. I've never seen them at A at the same time. Are they twins?OMG. No twins.
It is whispered that she's back in FKK Paradise since yesterday. I'm afraid, she won't visit Berlin in 2012.
Hessen Bub
12-07-12, 20:04
No need to whisper, she's listed as working today on Paradise's homepage:
http://the-paradise.de/m/?l=single_girl&id=534
HB
You do take a risk every time you head up those stairs that the session will be shit. But heading up with two girls who were prowling the carpets selling their duo sort of doubles your chances of this happening. Were I approached like this, and were I tempted, I would take a good long while to say yes. During this time there had better be some chemistry and I had better not feel their pressure to decide. In short they would have to spend some time seducing me. If they had no patience for this, I would let them go on their way. Girls who prowl in duos are almost always a waste of time. If either of them were any good they would be plying their trade alone, only calling the other girl if a guy asked specifically about a duo.
Live and learn, Sorry that you had such and expensive lesson.
AMSound words of wisdom gained through substantial years of experience.
It is whispered that she's back in FKK Paradise since yesterday. I'm afraid, she won't visit Berlin in 2012.Did she used to be in Artemis 3/4 years ago? I remember vaguely an austrian girl at that time, she was kind of skinny, I think blonde, was telling me she used to work in Klagenfurt in high class clubs or something. When we first met she bounced me telling she wouldn't go with italians, period. Then I talked out of that crap and she became kind of friendly, we chatted a lot, had some sessions with her, not terrific. At least 2 years I don't see her at Art. Maybe it's another girl.
Kimino
Did she used to be in Artemis 3/4 years ago? I remember vaguely an austrian girl at that time, she was kind of skinny, I think blonde, was telling me she used to work in Klagenfurt in high class clubs or something. When we first met she bounced me telling she wouldn't go with italians, period. Then I talked out of that crap and she became kind of friendly, we chatted a lot, had some sessions with her, not terrific. At least 2 years I don't see her at Art. Maybe it's another girl.
KiminoDon't know if she used to work in Klagenfurt. AFAIR she worked in Artemis last fall just before Christmas and late summer or fall 2010, too. She's bottleblond, skinny, with very light skin. Small tits. Special voice, but not as special as Soledads.
Did she used to be in Artemis 3/4 years ago? I remember vaguely an austrian girl at that time, she was kind of skinny, I think blonde, was telling me she used to work in Klagenfurt in high class clubs or something.Could be possible as there is a branch of the uber-pricey Babylon Club, just outside Klagenfurt...
Buck Rogers
12-09-12, 16:27
For the gamble, I picked a very cute and young looking girl called Alexandra. I saw her on my previous visit but she is relatively new. Long light brown hair, quite small, nice ass. The session was so so, I felt quite a lot of distance between us. Her service was ok, no kissing but fine with DATY. She eventually came and that was the only moment where she let herself go. Maybe something with me, don't know, but we didn't clicked. So I won't repeat but maybe other could be more lucky.She is very cute indeed but I had the same experience as you and if I remember correctly also other people in this forum.
Did she used to be in Artemis 3/4 years ago? I remember vaguely an austrian girl at that time, she was kind of skinny, I think blonde, was telling me she used to work in Klagenfurt in high class clubs or something. When we first met she bounced me telling she wouldn't go with italians, period. Then I talked out of that crap and she became kind of friendly, we chatted a lot, had some sessions with her, not terrific. At least 2 years I don't see her at Art. Maybe it's another girl.
KiminoDon't know about her attitude towards Italians, but the description (blond and skinny) sounds like her.
NewbieMonger
12-11-12, 10:34
I recently had my 1st mongering experience and I will report on artemis visit later as I am traveling. In the mean while, I was wondering if girls at artemis are tested for STDs and if yes, how regularly? Reason I ask is I got BBBJ from one girl and CIM from another and now I am freaking out. I should have asked this question before I was stupid to have done it without asking.
From RTFF, I see a lot of mongers get BBBJ but no one talks about getting infected.
NewbiewMonger
Angus Magee
12-11-12, 16:12
I recently had my 1st mongering experience and I will report on artemis visit later as I am traveling. In the mean while, I was wondering if girls at artemis are tested for STDs and if yes, how regularly? Reason I ask is I got BBBJ from one girl and CIM from another and now I am freaking out. I should have asked this question before I was stupid to have done it without asking.
From RTFF, I see a lot of mongers get BBBJ but no one talks about getting infected.
NewbiewMongerThere is a MD at Artemis and the girls get tests though I can not say really just how regular it is. Likely once every few months unless so symptom appear.
I would not freak out too much. Unless you yourself have symptoms of something it is unlikely that you caught anything and even more unlikely anything really serious. But if you must go see a doctor and in future use condoms if you can not take the chance.
AM
Rocketboy0
12-11-12, 22:36
I got BBBJ from one girl and CIM from another and now I am freaking out. I should have asked this question before I was stupid to have done it without asking.
From RTFF, I see a lot of mongers get BBBJ but no one talks about getting infected.Newbie. We have been thinking about starting a new thread call "Infections"-stay tuned. Once this gets going it will spawn some sort of Google map showing the spread of the dread. Actually if you do RTFF, there are occasional discussions about this and claims about that, but they are of dubious scientifical [sic] value, like. Same with the "testing" - it is I believe supposed to be every 3 weeks per girl, I think the Arts gang does make a real effort to do this, probably prodded by the local authorities as well, but obviously who knows. And if a test shows all good, and the next hour, some nasty bug bites and it gets to incubate for several weeks, and the carrier is not aware and and and - well you see how fun it can quickly get.
Next time, as you have learned, you could just ask the girls before getting too gushy in the mushy, first- if they have any infections? Or, when they were last inspected by Herr Doktor? Or maybe not. Plus, think what you might have given them, mixin' it up and stirring all those different stews, the way you do. It is all just shocking. Shocking I say.
There are 3 schools of thought on all this. 1 / there are real risks of STDs via oral sex and all parts should be covered 2 / saliva is nevertheless a potent defense mechanism and the risks while not 0 are low 3 / fuggedabowdit as all the scarey stuff is just propaganda and we Gods are immortal a la the lovable Prof. Wanking, his posse, and SwingerLover e (a) t al. You must choose from where you will get your diploma, and whether or not to at least wear a condom during oral sex.
That millions of dudes are getting their knobs gobbed , and the frauleins doing (by some of our own recent highly [scientifical] estimates up between 300 meters to 45 km of cock per girl per year!!!) are all in one place, and all are not dead or in some serious clinic is I think a positive sign.
This glue-sniffing is reaching epidemic proportions. As dass Dude said elsewhere, this is a compliment.
NaughtyDog
12-12-12, 13:38
Going to be in Berlin for a few days from New Years, and looking for a bit of fun times. I was thinking I like the "bang" for the buck of the flatrate places (Caligula or King George) but the more I hear about Artemis the more this seems like a better bet. Am I going to get a better experience here than KG guaranteed? Also. Anyone have any idea what it will be like in the New Year? I know it's closed on the 1st, and open on the 2nd from 6pm. I was thinking of going on the 4th, which is a Monday. Do you think it will be quiet and they'll be more. Attentive? Or is it always busy as fuck around that time of year? Or am I maybe better off going in the Sunday? Anyone have any idea?
Angus Magee
12-12-12, 17:00
Going to be in Berlin for a few days from New Years, and looking for a bit of fun times. I was thinking I like the "bang" for the buck of the flatrate places (Caligula or King George) but the more I hear about Artemis the more this seems like a better bet. Am I going to get a better experience here than KG guaranteed? Also. Anyone have any idea what it will be like in the New Year? I know it's closed on the 1st, and open on the 2nd from 6pm. I was thinking of going on the 4th, which is a Monday. Do you think it will be quiet and they'll be more. Attentive? Or is it always busy as fuck around that time of year? Or am I maybe better off going in the Sunday? Anyone have any idea?It is hard to compare the two experiences. The only thing a flat rate has going for it is price unless you specifically like sleaze. Artemis will cost more but you have a much better chance of finding a decent fuck, but you still have to use good sense.
The week after NY eve will be slow. Girls start drifting back as the week progresses but it will not be at full strength until probably the second, even third week in January.
AM
There is a MD at Artemis and the girls get tests though I can not say really just how regular it is. Likely once every few months unless so symptom appear.
I would not freak out too much. Unless you yourself have symptoms of something it is unlikely that you caught anything and even more unlikely anything really serious. But if you must go see a doctor and in future use condoms if you can not take the chance.
AMI think you are right, he should not freak out.
However there is a risk getting a BBBJ. I got an STD that way when I visited Berlin, if it was from a girl in Artemis or a girl from a ordinary mid- to high end brothel, I don't know? It was fairly easy to treat with antibiotics. Some STD:s are easier to contract than others when getting a uncovered blowjob. If the risk of getting something untreatable was high, I don't think the girls would be sucking dicks without rubber. Worst case scenario is getting syphilis [undetected it can get really nasty] or herpes if you get outbreaks. If you are in a relationship, use a condom. Otherwise way in the pros and cons.
Sorry for my bad english.
SwingerLover
12-13-12, 18:29
There are 3 schools of thought on all this. 1 / there are real risks of STDs via oral sex and all parts should be covered 2 / saliva is nevertheless a potent defense mechanism and the risks while not 0 are low 3 / fuggedabowdit as all the scarey stuff is just propaganda and we Gods are immortal a la the lovable Prof. Wanking, his posse, and SwingerLover e (a) t al. You must choose from where you will get your diploma, and whether or not to at least wear a condom during oral sex.First: We gods are immortal! God created man as his equal, therefore we are equally immortal. Whoever thinks that material life on earth is the peak of existence doesn't seem to have given religion and life in general much thought yet. Surely god didn't create man as his equal to live his life in fear of everything under the sun. So much for the spiritual part.
Which brings us to Second: The material part. I never said to fuggedabowdit and that it's JUST propaganda. But the propaganda and hysteria about STDs in Germany is blown way out of proportion in Germany. Look at how many people die every year from smoking, drinking, car accidents, wrong treatment in hospitals or as last year from eating EHEC-infested salads. Then look at the number of STD-victims. If you apply the STD-hysteria to everything else in the same magnitude, then nearly everybody must die of fear about getting lung or liver cancer from smoking and drinking, drive around in armoured cars if at all and stay the hell away from hospitals and doctors. Nobody gives a shit about any of this, yet about STDs, they make a great fuzz, only exceeded about the fuzz regarding terrorism-hysteria and the global-warming-humbug.
Third: That saliva should be a potent defense mechanism is questionable. If it were, then all STDs could be cured by giving massively concentrated dosages of saliva-extract to all infected. Also, saliva doesn't protect from any other germs in, let's say, spoiled food; so why should it protect against STDs? Although I suppose anything is possible, maybe having to do with the relatively high pH-value of saliva.
Fourth: Yes, the Prof. Dr. Wanking is indeed loveable, as I have met him just last week. At a bareback party of course. And yes, you will have to choose where "to get your diploma" and decide what to do for yourself. Getting the "diploma" from the mass media is the worst you can do IMO. They know about nothing correctly, but know everything better; it has been like this since the medieval when everybody "knew" that the earth was flat and the sun revolved around it. And everybody who suggested otherwise was a heretic according to what was the mass media back then.
To summarize: Do what you want. But stop living your life in fear, especially about stuff where there's nothing to worry about (like the global-warming-hoax) or where the risk is much lower (STDs) than in other areas about which you don't give a fuck (like travelling, smoking or being struck by lightning). And one more thing: Who cares about all the bareback sex happening outside of Sex-Clubs, sexparties and such events? Judging from the amount of unwanted pregnancies every year, there must be a dark figure (an estimated number of unreported cases) of bareback sex outside paid-sex-venues about which also nobody cares at all. Given that, nearly the entire population should be disease-ridden by now, yet they are not. Which brings us back around to the beginning: Yes, there is the remote possibility of STDs, even though Gangbang-Natascha is bareback-fucking herself around the world for decades and is still alive and well; there's also the remote chance of a plane crash when travelling from or to Hoormany. So common sense in risk assessment might help against unnecessary fear, but that's something everybody needs to do for himself too.
I got BBBJ from one girl and CIM from another and now I am freaking out.When I read something like this, I can't help but think that some people must enjoy living their life in fear of everything the media propaganda declares as dangerous. You stated in your post that you are travelling right now. How come you're not freaking out about the dangers of travelling? In overall fatalities it's way more dangerous than having bareback sex, especially having the sex at a club.
Rocketboy0
12-13-12, 19:01
First: We gods are immortal! God created man as his equal, therefore we are equally immortal.Well, as you see, this clears it all up. I somehow always had a feeling that attitudes about bareback sex, global warming, medieval heresy were linked, but I could never quite put my finger on it.
But as we have been here before, lest the Forum goes haywire, let us just move on, or take it to the Lounge.
(Wait. Wait, what is that sound, the muddled thumping in the background, oh no, it's a squadron of black helicopters ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) :eek:
Angus Magee
12-13-12, 19:01
As far as I can see the fear most mongers (or at least many) have around STDs has little to do with dying. The lesser infections can be easily cured if caught quickly but they can easily be transfered to w wife or partner and that will mean said monger has some 'splaining to do.
Likewise HIV, while a very serious condition, is not quite so final a death sentence as it was 30 years ago. But it would mean a drastic change in any person's lifestyle and the stigma of being HIV positive is still great. I think that the fear that so engulfs the general population is caused more by these factors than the actual "facts" of infection. Like the fact that traveling by car on a highway is statistically far more dangerous than air travel yet people are generally more afraid of air travel.
I think SL is correct in pointing out that the media whips people into a frenzy of fear around STDs and it puts me in mind of a Buddhist parable.
A young monk is troubled and asks for an audience one day with his master.
"What is troubling you?" asks the master to the novice.
"Master, I have studied and meditated long hours and listened to the talks given by many wise men. I have understood that we are but temporary manifestations and can prove by the logic of the ages that samsara is the truth of the soul and that all is Maya, my body is an illusion my..."
The master's hand snakes out in an open handed slap and strikes the novice a slap across the face.
"Correct" he said softly,"Now tell me, what hurts?"
AM
NewbieMonger
12-13-12, 19:17
First: We gods are immortal! God created man as his equal, therefore we are equally immortal. Whoever thinks that material life on earth is the peak of existence doesn't seem to have given religion and life in general much thought yet. Surely god didn't create man as his equal to live his life in fear of everything under the sun. So much for the spiritual part.
When I read something like this, I can't help but think that some people must enjoy living their life in fear of everything the media propaganda declares as dangerous. You stated in your post that you are travelling right now. How come you're not freaking out about the dangers of travelling? In overall fatalities it's way more dangerous than having bareback sex, especially having the sex at a club.Thanks Swinger for the clarification because I had a hard time comprehending the 3 schools of thought by Rocketboy. I have to agree with you on hysteria about STDs everywhere in the world and "stop living your life in fear"
I will be reporting on my experienceatArtemis very shortly.
SwingerLover
12-14-12, 11:31
As far as I can see the fear most mongers (or at least many) have around STDs has little to do with dying. The lesser infections can be easily cured if caught quickly but they can easily be transfered to w wife or partner and that will mean said monger has some 'splaining to do.Well, that's an explanation I could accept. How does a married monger explain to his wife where he had gotten, let's say, gonorrhea. But that's not usually the fear on most people's mind. And what also no one seems to worry about is the more common 'mishap' of an unwanted pregnancy. I don't recall ever seeing or hearing anything about this matter on the mass media.
NewbieMonger: You're welcome.
RB: Not necessary to mobilize black helicopter squadrons as long as the vast majority of the people still falls for the propaganda. Strangely there seems to be some fear regarding black helicopters too, which IMO is even more misplaced than the STD-fear in Germany.
Drive safely!
Member #4626
12-15-12, 04:28
I was absent from Artemis for about 6 month and then about 2 weeks ago had a chance to visit Artemis again and spent 3 days of fun.
Day 1:
Nina: After some relaxing and sauna I was sitting at the coach in the left side of main bar entrance where I saw Nina entered the area, walked until she reached the middle of the bar then suddenly stopped and made a 180 degrees turn and pointed at me. She is a pro and I was amazed by her scoutings skills. She is one of my favorites and she is the best kisser I know in Artemis. After some talk on the coach we hit for the room and spend ½ hour with lot of dfk, BBBJ (which she also masters) and then sex in different pos.
Face: 8
Body: 8.
Attitude: 10.
Service: 10.
Like: dfk, BBBJ, GFE.
Dislike: nothing.
Ruby: dark blond hair, tall, beautiful face, the best ass in the Artemis. She was new to me and I was a little bit afraid that she would be ice queen in the room as she has the body and face. After some chat we went to the room. I had a good time with her with dfk, BBBJ and mpos. Sex.
Face: 9.
Body: 9 (whould have been 10 if her boobs were not man made)
Attitude: 10.
Service: 9.
Like: dfk, GFE, her perfectly shaped ass.
Dislike: nothing.
Daisy: GER, blond hair, colored flower tattoo from the back of her neck down to her thighs. Went with her to the room and she asked for how long I want to stay. I said that we can begun with ½ hour and I may extend if we were not finished by then. I think she got a little upset as in my last visit I spent 1 hour with anal with her. But she didn't decreased her service level.
Face: 8.
Body: 8 (she has got new silicon breasts)
Attitude: 10.
Service 9.
Like: dfk, CG.
Dislike: scares from her breast surgery.
Adelina: short dark blond hair, tattoo above her left breast, beautiful face, natural be-cups. I think she has lost some weight since I saw her and she was looking good. Had good time with her at the room.
Face: 9.
Body: 8.
Attitude: 9.
Service: 9.
Like: dfk, her face expression while having sex.
Dislike:
Day 2:
Ruby: Repeated again with her as I couldn't get enough of her beautiful ass. Unfortunately she doesn't do anal. She was good but I couldn't finish (came directly to Artemis from a B2B massage at euphorie) so stopped the session after ½ hour.
Martina: Moldavian, dark hair, around 1. 60, slim. I have been with her before and had to try her again. Very good session.
Face: 7.
Body: 8.
Attitude: 9.
Service: 9.
Like: smile, petite body
Dislike:
Carla: dark blond, tanned slim body, around 170. At my last trip she was missing and if I remember correctly Kimino reported that she was quitting for good. There is two girl on the Artemis's website and they have only pictures together, one is Carla and other is Karla. I think Kimino meant the other one "Karla". So I was gladly surprised when I saw her. I immediately took her to the room and we spent a very slow love making for an hour.
Face: 9.
Body: 9.
Attitude: 10.
Service: 10.
Like: everything.
Dislike: still thinking of her.
Aforda? : Turkish, long black hair, tall. She approached me many times in those two days and every time I declined. She came and sit again beside me and after some talk I told her that I am not able to go to the room again for the day. Then there was a quiet time of 25-30 minutes where she just lay her head on my shoulder and didn't say anything at all. I was looking for my next girl, but couldn't see any of my favorite girls, so when she asked again, I agreed to go to the room with her. There was a queue for the room so she suggested that we go downstairs, but I declined and we waited for 15 minuets for the room. I could see that she was upset and thought that I should back out, but didn't. In the room she was completely another girl. No smile, no kissing, no DATY, minimal BBBJ and we were in the mish position after 3 minuets of entering the room. She also tried to avoid deep penetration but didn't succeeded. As nothing else was on the menu, I planned to bang her hard and deep for the whole hour, but I don't know why I get very excited of banging her hard after 15 minuets and unloaded in the condom. The next day she kept smiling at me every time she saw me and asked also for the room as nothing had happened.
Face: 6.
Body: 7.
Attitude: 3.
Service: 2.
Like: nothing.
Dislike: bait & switch, poor service.
Day 3:
Day3 was mostly repeat with girls from previous day: Ruby, Nina, Carla.
Mikael: Romainian, shoulder length blond hair, tall and very slim body. I had to catch my flight and didn't had much time and all my favorites were disappeared. I had seen a new girl but wasn't so sure about it, so I went with her directly to the room. It was a mediocre session with only lfk, ok BBBJ and sex (maybe I was tired).
So all in all a great 3 day at Artemis.
Carla: dark blond, tanned slim body, around 170. At my last trip she was missing and if I remember correctly Kimino reported that she was quitting for good. There is two girl on the Artemis's website and they have only pictures together, one is Carla and other is Karla. I think Kimino meant the other one "Karla". So I was gladly surprised when I saw her. I immediately took her to the room and we spent a very slow love making for an hour.Thanks for the report Shah Khan. Yep it's another girl. The one I was talking about was Clara (but I've been mixing up names all the time). Long black hair, super. I think she did quit, as she told me, in any case she vanished from Artemis. A great loss.
Ciao.
Kimino
Adelina: short dark blond hair, tattoo above her left breast, beautiful face, natural be-cups. I think she has lost some weight since I saw her and she was looking good. Had good time with her at the room.
Face: 9.
Body: 8.
Attitude: 9.
Service: 9.
Like: dfk, her face expression while having sex.
Dislike:
Day 2:I second your review. Forgot to comment on this.
Adelina is one of the "particular" girls I met in Artemis (not more than a 2 or 3 in the list). I find her very mentally addictive, for that reason I spread my action from her after having a lot of great sessions. About a year I don't go with her. But I will in the future. She can be very bitchy with people she doesn't like.
Ciao. Kimino.
Member #4626
12-16-12, 03:40
Thanks for the report Shah Khan. Yep it's another girl. The one I was talking about was Clara (but I've been mixing up names all the time). Long black hair, super. I think she did quit, as she told me, in any case she vanished from Artemis. A great loss.
Ciao.
KiminoYou are welcome.
Carla used to have long black hair too. If you see at the due pictures of Carla & Karla in the Artemis website, the Carla I'm referring to is the one with the long straight black hair.
You are welcome.
Carla used to have long black hair too. If you see at the due pictures of Carla & Karla in the Artemis website, the Carla I'm referring to is the one with the long straight black hair.That's the one. Long black hair,"important" nose, not too young. Beautiful body. Great ass. Very nice attuitude. A real gem IMO. We are talking of the same girl. She is back? Great! I didn't see her on my last visit, hope she will be there on my next.
Thanks for the info.
Kimino
Member #4626
12-18-12, 15:47
That's the one. Long black hair,"important" nose, not too young. Beautiful body. Great ass. Very nice attuitude. A real gem IMO. We are talking of the same girl. She is back? Great! I didn't see her on my last visit, hope she will be there on my next.
Thanks for the info.
KiminoWith "important" nose if you mean turned up nose then yes. I think she is around 26-27 although she said 23. And she said she will be in Artemis until after new year and then a trip home.
Yes, she is a real gem.
With "important" nose if you mean turned up nose then yes. I think she is around 26-27 although she said 23. And she said she will be in Artemis until after new year and then a trip home.
Yes, she is a real gem.We will talk about it directly if we ever have a chance to meet up in Art. Looks like we have similar tastes.
Ciao!
Member #4469
12-20-12, 17:19
Back at Artemis again! For those that doesn't know entrance is 80€ food and soft drinks included.
Arrived on 4pm at this hour Artemis is relatively quiet and relaxing with 20-30 ladies present and almost no males at all my first encounter was with Franchesca a beautiful Romanian girl with glasses very nice figure pretty small boobjob see-cup? She performed BBBJ very well did some french kiss but not so much dfk didn't accept DATY! It was an ok experience but no GFE so did only 30 minutes with her. After that I went to the sauna for a bit and jumped into the swimmingpool afterwards, this is what I like about Artemis compared to the clubs in Spain where you often can find more attractive women especially if you're into southamerican ladies like I am here you can truly relax between the sessions if that is what you're looking for. Next up was Belle an attractive woman from Cuba with huge knockers this girl was totally GFE I ended up with her on three different occasions spending in total 4hours of hot sex with anal on the menu every time I recommend her to everyone. After all this sex I felt pretty beaten and was actually planning to leave when I ran into Nina after all the raving reports on her I felt I had to see for myself what all the buzz was all about, Nina had a really nice vibe around her she was superfriendly with me totally GFE-experience quiet funny girl from the Chech republic not a real stunner but will repeat anyway because of her attitude!
Happy mongering!
Hi,
I have a work week in Berlin in early Januari. I like younger girls, like 18-19 years. Are there any at that age at Artemis? Or should I trust my luck down town?
Merry Christmas all!
Angus Magee
12-23-12, 10:19
Hi,
I have a work week in Berlin in early Januari. I like younger girls, like 18-19 years. Are there any at that age at Artemis? Or should I trust my luck down town?
Merry Christmas all!What do you mean by "trust my luck down town"?
I can not say that there are many true "teeny-girl" types prowling the carpets at Artemis. I can think of a couple from over the years, one or two who works there now. Kitty from Berlin told me she was 19 and it is believable from her look, I have not been to the room.
But truthfully I do not think Artemis is the place for a girl below 20. It is a highly competitive atmosphere for the girls and it would take a rare sort of girl of that age to hold her own. The best to hope for is a younger 20's who has the look. Indeed Kitty is most likely in her early 20s but has a youthful "teeny" type figure (small breasts, slim hips etc.) The same though is true of most girls in the bordellos / escort agencies who advertise as 18-20.
AM
What do you mean by "trust my luck down town"?
I can not say that there are many true "teeny-girl" types prowling the carpets at Artemis. I can think of a couple from over the years, one or two who works there now. Kitty from Berlin told me she was 19 and it is believable from her look, I have not been to the room.
But truthfully I do not think Artemis is the place for a girl below 20. It is a highly competitive atmosphere for the girls and it would take a rare sort of girl of that age to hold her own. The best to hope for is a younger 20's who has the look. Indeed Kitty is most likely in her early 20s but has a youthful "teeny" type figure (small breasts, slim hips etc.) The same though is true of most girls in the bordellos / escort agencies who advertise as 18-20.
AMI was at Artemis on Oct 2012 and had a session with Kitty. Angus is right! She's as close as it gets for a girl with a youthful appearance. If I remember correctly, she did not kiss, but did allow DATY. She had a nice, fragrant pussy. She is still a bit inexperienced compared to the other girls, but if it is youth you want, well. That is the trade off.
I will be visiting Berlin and Artemis 27-29 Dec. Just wondering what it will be like that time of year? Maybe some of the regulars can advise? I expect it to be quiet enough, but you never know that could be a good thing, more relaxed atomsphere, no queing for rooms. Shall see. Mac75
I will be visiting Berlin and Artemis 27-29 Dec. Just wondering what it will be like that time of year? Maybe some of the regulars can advise? I expect it to be quiet enough, but you never know that could be a good thing, more relaxed atomsphere, no queing for rooms. Shall see. Mac75It's quite quiet but thats good as there is no queue at all and the atmosphere isn't hectic. But as silvester approaches more and more girls head back home so make sure to bang hotties on sight, and don't think "ill do her tomorrow" I did that last year and I lost out on some nice piece of ass.
Angus Magee
12-25-12, 16:06
I will be visiting Berlin and Artemis 27-29 Dec. Just wondering what it will be like that time of year? Maybe some of the regulars can advise? I expect it to be quiet enough, but you never know that could be a good thing, more relaxed atomsphere, no queing for rooms. Shall see. Mac75I think that you have the right of it. Artemis will be slow this week but can be good for the relaxed atmosphere. Just don't expect too many of the A team to be there. I was thinking of a trip there myself later in the week but at the moment have come down with a cold or the flu so it will remain to be seen if I am well enough. If so I will let you know.
AM
I think that you have the right of it. Artemis will be slow this week but can be good for the relaxed atmosphere. Just don't expect too many of the A team to be there. I was thinking of a trip there myself later in the week but at the moment have come down with a cold or the flu so it will remain to be seen if I am well enough. If so I will let you know.
AMHi Angus, yeah sure send me a PM if you are able to come to Artemis during that time and want to meet up. Cheers, Mac75.
Kitty from Berlin told me she was 19 and it is believable from her look, I have not been to the room.She told me, too. Sounded believable. Unrecommended.
Just got back from my visit to Berlin & Artemis, I was with 7 girls total:
Pinkie, Thai, petite girl but with large enough breasts for a Thai girl.
Francis, Colombia, latino look, dark skin, jet black hair, massive breasts (real).
Louisa, German-Dortmund, black hair, petite, slightly chubby but in a good way.
Audrey, German-Hamburg, brunette, some tattoos.
And 3 other girls who unfortunately I can't remember their names (I'm really bad with remembering the girls names) :
2 Hungarian girls, one with black hair, other blonde, and 1 Bulgarian girl with massive breasts (enhanced).
Anyway all sessions were 1/2hr €60, some in the kino and others in upstairs rooms, all were good and were indicative of the many good sessions I have had in Artemis before, however last time I was in Artemis was Jan '11 so quite a while ago.
There is an 8th girl who I won't count as a session. She was from Germany-Berlin and called herself Brigitta. She is blonde with large breasts (prob enhanced) and a sleeve tatoo down her left arm. When we went to the room she immediately started upselling, a 1/2 hr session I could not kiss her and could only touch her breasts. 1 hr session I could kiss her and her breasts. There are the club rules then her rules on top of that. I thought to myself this is total BS so I left the room immediately, we were only in the room for 1 minute, nothing happened only her reading out her BS pre-reqs. She got really angry and said I had to pay anyway as we were in the room. I told her to get lost and stormed downstairs. She called a girl who described herself as the manager, but I know she's not, I've seen her working behind the bar and the front counter sometimes but no way is she the manager. I told the "manager" my side of the story and she said ok you don't have to pay but you should clarify with the girls first before you go to the room. I said ok I'll do this in future. I really don't like going through a shopping list with a girl before I go to the room, I prefer to let things happen naturally. I would consider myself as quite good at sniffing sharks and take my time before I actually go for a session. But maybe with the likes of Brigitta and others like her I might have to take this approach.
One other thing I noticed since my last visit is that there is a marked increase in the number of girls doing the rounds offering duos. To me this is a scam and an excuse for each girl to earn the same money for half the work. I turned down any of those offers.
Overall I enjoyed my time in Artemis and would return, sorry to other ISG members for my poor ability with regards to names. I think in future I'll have to write them down immediately afterwards or something. Cheers, Mac75.
Does anyone know a girl called herself Kimi? She is half swedish, half German, Blonde, blue or green eye, fake tit, but real sweet. Does she still work at Artemis.
I went twice to Artemis, but never saw her again for past year or two.
She is half swedish and german. Blonde, blue or green eye, about 170cm, big fake breast, but nice tits. Her name is Kimi, is she still in Artemis?
Neutron Flux
12-31-12, 19:07
yeah, despite me usually not being too fond of the place, i went twice recently, mainly because of old man in the big city lonely at night syndrome, haha. turned out to be quite fun. friday 21st was easily my best artemis visit ever. very good line-up and girls almost all very nice, and not upset if you reject them, i don't know what hit them on that night. i wonder if there are more dates like that in the mayan calendar. saturday 29th went a little back to the usual artemis silicone, tattoos, sunbed, requesting session immediately parade but still managed to find fun girls. the place was actually packed in the evening, for those who commented on a slow week. in terms of girls, mostly quantity rather than quality though.
list of girls of both visits in order of merits:
1) ruby, romania. out of this world.
2) natascha, russia. great mixed ps / gf hurricane surprising you with unusual elements. a bit over the top, for sure, but i love a good show. highly recommended.
3) sophie, russia. natascha light. with restrictions, no dfk, put the condom on early, but otherwise very good and very willing to please. recommended.
4) blaire, germany. arrogant blonde stunner. i actually expected she'd be an awful session, but a rare case when i went purely for the looks, and she turned out much better than i anticipated. quite a classical old school german hooker, probably worked in the rld before, she upsells, tries to take over control, get a tip, sell me duo later, but she's kinky and can blow and fuck. if you know how to take her quite a good fuck. not exactly recommended, and certainly not for everyone, but she's one hot dirty.
5) daisy, germany. quite cute, a bit too much for my taste though. kind of gfe (no dfk) and very nice, probably does it for some with her nice attentive way, but i found her boring, would need to be wilder. not recommended.
6) heather, bulgaria. smaller and slimmer than what i usually go for, but i just have a thing for that kind of light red hair that she has. also, not a terrible round, she does what is promised incl. dfk, but, let's put it like that, with her you are not in danger of forgetting what this is all about. improvable fucking techniques. not recommended.
notable annoyances:
a group of (probably tourist) 81ers, shouting, complaining, hustling, misbehaving. there are reasons why they are not allowed into any somewhat decent regular nightclub. a group of middle aged turkish men that probably went into the behavioural school of the 81ers. the food. awful. worse than oase. i had no idea you could [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) curry dishes like this.
mac75, you're absolutely right with the shopping list, or business contract, if you will. nobody likes that. but, just to put it like that, in artemis the girls have a lot of freedom. can be a good thing, but is mainly exploited by the sharks and poor performers. as i previously noted, to me artemis sometimes feels more like rld rather than an fkk. for instance, a quite funny thing that i can not recall ever seeing somewhere else, but happens regularly in artemis, is when the girl doesn't even bother to come over to you, but rather resorts to hand signals, when you are looking at her too much. pointing at you, her and the upstairs level or something like that. would certainly get the girl thrown out in many clubs. i wonder how they would react if you answered their request appropriately, with the middle finger, haha. may i'll do that some time, i'm just too polite though.
anyway, happy new year to all of you.
4) Blaire, Germany. Arrogant blonde stunner. I actually expected she'd be an awful session, but a rare case when I went purely for the looks, and she turned out much better than I anticipated. Quite a classical old school German hooker, probably worked in the RLD before, she upsells, tries to take over control, get a tip, sell me duo later, but she's kinky and can blow and fuck. If you know how to take her quite a good fuck. Not exactly recommended, and certainly not for everyone, but she's one hot dirty.I'm heading to the love bahnhof soon and I need to do a session with that ass again! Did you do a 30min session no extras? Was she eager on getting you to finish quickly?
Angus Magee
01-01-13, 10:32
For instance, a quite funny thing that I can not recall ever seeing somewhere else, but happens regularly in Artemis, is when the girl doesn't even bother to come over to you, but rather resorts to hand signals, when you are looking at her too much. Pointing at you, her and the upstairs level or something like that. Would certainly get the girl thrown out in many clubs. I wonder how they would react if you answered their request appropriately, with the middle finger, haha. May I'll do that some time, I'm just too polite though.Be careful, some girls might understand this as acceptance and indeed a binding non verbal contrat. The one thing I like about such girls is that they do make it obvious who not to take upstairs. Likewise the roaming duos.
AM
As I previously noted, to me Artemis sometimes feels more like RLD rather than an FKK. For instance, a quite funny thing that I can not recall ever seeing somewhere else, but happens regularly in Artemis, is when the girl doesn't even bother to come over to you, but rather resorts to hand signals, when you are looking at her too much. Pointing at you, her and the upstairs level or something like that. Would certainly get the girl thrown out in many clubs. I wonder how they would react if you answered their request appropriately, with the middle finger, haha. May I'll do that some time, I'm just too polite though.One time a cute Latina at Palace tried to tell me that I had committed to a session because she had spent time talking to me. Yes, we sat there and had a good conversation about all kinds of things, but that was on her. She chose to stay and chat. She was free to leave at anytime, and I would have thought nothing of it. In fact, that's what I would expect her to do unless we had established some kind of friendship or something. She was like,"But we've been talking all of this time. That means you have to go with me to the room." Nothing but desperation I tell you. Honey, short of my dick being in your mouth, or maybe some fingers penetrating your privates, I ain't committed to nothing! You want to talk, then talk. You want to step? Then step. Do what you have to do. But, there has been no meeting of the minds here! I liken the situation to that of any other salesperson who spends time trying to make the sale, only to fail to close the deal in the end. Hell, when I buy many other types of services I can often at least get some sort of free trial offer LOL!
I'm heading to the love bahnhof soon and I need to do a session with that ass again! Did you do a 30min session no extras? Was she eager on getting you to finish quickly?Oh Blair. What a lovely sight that one is! You know, she was my first German girl, ever. I had her in a 3 way with Maria (HUN) have not seen her around anymore). Anyways, I got Maria to convince Blair to join us in a 3 way. She was very good at working in conjunction with Maria, both sucking on my dick and balls. Later, I take turns eating each one out having each one sit on my face. The other was riding my dick simultaneously. While it was Blair's turn to ride me, she almost killed the mood by suggesting an up sell of CIM. I politely told her NO and said that I want to FUCK her from behind, so that I could see that lovely booty shake. No problem, the rest of the session went smoothly. Maria, took a back seat as I fucked Blair from behind. I came very hard! After she cleaned me up, she said "Welcome to Germany". Funniest thing, I'll always remember her. One of the best menage-a-trois, I have ever had! The last time I was at Artemis, she was just starting her shift as I was leaving. I would have loved to have given her my 100% and given her an extended session, but was completely drained. She does have a great personality. That much better if she offered to kiss. Let me know how your session turns out.
FiddyCent.
Oh Blair. What a lovely sight that one is! You know, she was my first German girl, ever. I had her in a 3 way with Maria (HUN) have not seen her around anymore). Anyways, I got Maria to convince Blair to join us in a 3 way. She was very good at working in conjunction with Maria, both sucking on my dick and balls. Later, I take turns eating each one out having each one sit on my face. The other was riding my dick simultaneously. While it was Blair's turn to ride me, she almost killed the mood by suggesting an up sell of CIM. I politely told her NO and said that I want to FUCK her from behind, so that I could see that lovely booty shake. No problem, the rest of the session went smoothly. Maria, took a back seat as I fucked Blair from behind. I came very hard! After she cleaned me up, she said "Welcome to Germany". Funniest thing, I'll always remember her. One of the best menage-a-trois, I have ever had! The last time I was at Artemis, she was just starting her shift as I was leaving. I would have loved to have given her my 100% and given her an extended session, but was completely drained. She does have a great personality. That much better if she offered to kiss. Let me know how your session turns out.
FiddyCent.Hehe she's a treat indeed, and a good sport (I manhandled her ass and she took it pretty well)
Last time she tried to sell me a threesome and that's overkill IMO as she alone offers enough curves to soothe my nerves! This time though ill ask her if she does anal and if its off the table ill settle with an extended session.
Does anyone know a girl called herself Kimi? She is half swedish, half German, Blonde, blue or green eye, fake tit, but real sweet. Does she still work at Artemis. I went twice to Artemis, but never saw her again for past year or two.Of course. IMHO Kimi usually worked in FKK Palace. She wasn't an one of Artemis regular girls.
Neutron Flux
01-02-13, 01:21
I'm heading to the love bahnhof soon and I need to do a session with that ass again! Did you do a 30min session no extras? Was she eager on getting you to finish quickly?30 mins with CIM actually. But it wasn't a hard upsell. I had that in mind anyway and she was like, after some dirty words before, you know, I'm really dirty and I like CIM and anal, but I know it's expensive round here. I told her I like anal too, but not for 100 euros, but I might inject into her mouth, if she's doing well. She was like, oh, you're dirty too, I like that. Haha.
But there was no real pressure. I was actually very close to finish in doggy, but then I thought what the heck, let's CIM. She would've certainly whined if I didn't CIM, but who cares. No time pressure, and did not rush to the lockers, she's not that bad, just wanted to make sure you know what type she is, and why I ranked her only 4th. Yeah, if she kissed and be more GFish she could be mind blowing. She's hell a hot that's for sure. She actually told me her schedule, I think, she said she'the be back in Artemis January 12th to January 24th or something like that (22nd? 26th?) Can't remember exactly.
Of course. IMHO Kimi usually worked in FKK Palace. She wasn't an one of Artemis regular girls.Thank you very much man, I saw her last in Artemis last last summer (2011) , then she dissapear, so I was wondering.
Ah so she usually works in Fkk palace in Frankfurt. Aliright, I try to goto frankfurt next time then!
Thanks, please let me know if you have further sight or info on Kimmi as I do like to session with her once again or more.
Thanks man!
Ah so she usually works in Fkk palace in Frankfurt. Aliright, I try to goto frankfurt next time then!I've written: she worked. I don't know if she's still working in Palace. I've heard nothing about her for a year or so. Maybe she has retired from our game. Better you ask for her in Fkk Palace thread before heading to Frankfurt.
Spectacular
01-02-13, 10:52
Is it possible to meet girls from India in Artemis? Or indian girls (18-30 years old) any where else in Berlin? Name of such brothels will be appreciated. Thanks. I would prefer to meet them in Artemis, that is why I posted in this thread.
I've written: she worked. I don't know if she's still working in Palace. I've heard nothing about her for a year or so. Maybe she has retired from our game. Better you ask for her in Fkk Palace thread before heading to Frankfurt.I hope I will find her again, she was a good girl. That I cannot forget.
Angus Magee
01-02-13, 16:54
Is it possible to meet girls from India in Artemis? Or indian girls (18-30 years old) any where else in Berlin? Name of such brothels will be appreciated. Thanks. I would prefer to meet them in Artemis, that is why I posted in this thread.I have never met a girl claiming to be from India (nor Pakistan) at Artemis. I did meet one girl who claimed Afghanistan but I had my doubts about that. I seem to remember on Iranian girl but that is it. The best you will do I fear is Turkey.
As for the rest of Berlin-there is one escort who advertises as Indian. If I can find it I will post a link.
A
Rocketboy0
01-02-13, 17:03
I have never met a girl claiming to be from India (nor Pakistan) at Artemis. I did meet one girl who claimed Afghanistan but I had my doubts about that. I seem to remember on Iranian girl but that is it. The best you will do I fear is Turkey.AShiva actually is Indian (hence the name) , though her folks moved to Czech Rep.
Though I am partial to the Nordic type, my experience with Turkish women (Busa) there and elsewhere (Sybel at Mon Rouge) is almost universally great. Nothing to fear but fear itself.
Angus Magee
01-02-13, 17:21
Shiva actually is Indian (hence the name) , though her folks moved to Czech Rep.Shiva is as Indian as I am a Scots. The girl did not even know that her name sake is a male deity.
That said she is a damn wild fuck and does not lack for enthusiasm. Maybe if you wrapped her in a sari and closed your eyes?
A brief search produced this.
http://www.saraausindien.de/index.php?id=galerie
All I can say is rather you than me.
AM
Shiva is as Indian as I am a Scots. The girl did not even know that her name sake is a male deity.
That said she is a damn wild fuck and does not lack for enthusiasm. Maybe if you wrapped her in a sari and closed your eyes?
A brief search produced this.
http://www.saraausindien.de/index.php?id=galerie
All I can say is rather you than me.
AMWell if it is as RocketBoy says, perhaps her cultural references is lacking, due to growing up in a fairly secularized environment? I never met her, does she look like she's Indian? I mean that has to be the thing that counts in this case.
30 mins with CIM actually. But it wasn't a hard upsell. I had that in mind anyway and she was like, after some dirty words before, you know, I'm really dirty and I like CIM and anal, but I know it's expensive round here. I told her I like anal too, but not for 100 euros, but I might inject into her mouth, if she's doing well. She was like, oh, you're dirty too, I like that. Haha.
But there was no real pressure. I was actually very close to finish in doggy, but then I thought what the heck, let's CIM. She would've certainly whined if I didn't CIM, but who cares. No time pressure, and did not rush to the lockers, she's not that bad, just wanted to make sure you know what type she is, and why I ranked her only 4th. Yeah, if she kissed and be more GFish she could be mind blowing. She's hell a hot that's for sure. She actually told me her schedule, I think, she said she'the be back in Artemis January 12th to January 24th or something like that (22nd? 26th?) Can't remember exactly.Scheisse! I'm going there on the 11th. I'll just have to anally probe some other wg hehe.
StrikeFour
01-03-13, 00:10
I have never met a girl claiming to be from India (nor Pakistan) at Artemis. I did meet one girl who claimed Afghanistan but I had my doubts about that. I seem to remember on Iranian girl but that is it. The best you will do I fear is Turkey.
As for the rest of Berlin-there is one escort who advertises as Indian. If I can find it I will post a link.
ADo you remember the name of the Iranian girl?
Do you remember the name of the Iranian girl?Shirin (maybe Sherin? Don't know exactly) told me about her her parents to be from Turkey and Iran. Not a kind of a skinny girl.
Nia sometimes claimed her parents to be from India and Albania, sometimes herself to be from Iran. Born in Northrhine-Westphalia, native german speaker. Small, dark skin, big brown eyes, curly hair. Very cute. Haven't seen her for a while in Artemis.
Angus Magee
01-03-13, 11:17
Do you remember the name of the Iranian girl?Sorry no as it was probably 4 years back and I only saw here there the once. In any case this particular girl is long gone from Artemis.
AM
Angus Magee
01-03-13, 11:26
Well if it is as RocketBoy says, perhaps her cultural references is lacking, due to growing up in a fairly secularized environment? I never met her, does she look like she's Indian? I mean that has to be the thing that counts in this case.She is a small girl (well a girl of approx. 32 years) with dark hair & big man made boobs. So if she styled her hair in a certain way and wore a particular style of clothes she could pass. But if you take a look at the link I sent (aside from the fact that Sara of India is not particularly good looking IMO) there are any number of girls at Artemis who have this look which I would as much describe as gypsy-ish, though not to their face or within Norjan's hearing.
AM
She is a small girl (well a girl of approx. 32 years) with dark hair & big man made boobs. So if she styled her hair in a certain way and wore a particular style of clothes she could pass. But if you take a look at the link I sent (aside from the fact that Sara of India is not particularly good looking IMO) there are any number of girls at Artemis who have this look which I would as much describe as gypsy-ish, though not to their face or within Norjan's hearing.
AMWell the gipsies "have been traced genetically to a group migrating from the northwestern Indian Subcontinent about 1500 years ago". So it's not totaly untrue LOL.
I actually did ask that question one time, not at Artemis though, and it was not in a rude way, some of the Romainan and bulgarian girls most definitly are at least half Romani / gipsies.
Wikipedia
StrikeFour
01-03-13, 21:15
Sorry no as it was probably 4 years back and I only saw here there the once. In any case this particular girl is long gone from Artemis.
AM
Shirin (maybe Sherin? Don't know exactly) told me about her her parents to be from Turkey and Iran. Not a kind of a skinny girl.
Nia sometimes claimed her parents to be from India and Albania, sometimes herself to be from Iran. Born in Northrhine-Westphalia, native german speaker. Small, dark skin, big brown eyes, curly hair. Very cute. Haven't seen her for a while in Artemis.Oh ok thanks guys. I'm going to Artemis this Wednesday. Is it still lingerie-day? Is the line-up very different to other weekdays because of lingerie-day? Can't wait to get there!
I went to Artemis many times, I always find one or two really beautiful girls to my taste. BUT there are some real bad day in aspect of beauty level of girls.
Palace FKK in Frankfurt, I never been.
Do you think in general, there are more beautiful girls and varieties of girls in Palace than Artemis?
I am considering of going to Palace FKK in my next visit.
Normally I just goto Artemis because I am used to the place and have memories there.
Which one do you think is better Palace or Artemis in aspect and varieties of girls not the facilities.
I went to Artemis many times, I always find one or two really beautiful girls to my taste. BUT there are some real bad day in aspect of beauty level of girls.
Palace FKK in Frankfurt, I never been.
Do you think in general, there are more beautiful girls and varieties of girls in Palace than Artemis?
I am considering of going to Palace FKK in my next visit.
Normally I just goto Artemis because I am used to the place and have memories there.
Which one do you think is better Palace or Artemis in aspect and varieties of girls not the facilities.Hello Tosha.
You might help the discussion by describing the types of girl you like. Both places have a variety of beautiful girls. Don`t think, just go.
FiddyCent
Is it still lingerie-day? Is the line-up very different to other weekdays because of lingerie-day? Can't wait to get there!Yes, it's still lingerie day. Lineup may be an average one. But remember, some girls may have not returned from their holiday vacation yet.
Angus Magee
01-04-13, 09:36
I actually did ask that question one time, not at Artemis though, and it was not in a rude way, some of the Romainan and bulgarian girls most definitly are at least half Romani / gipsies.
WikipediaThis is no doubt true. I just wanted to point out that some girls might not take being identified as gypsy as a compliment. There are some fairly deep prejudices against the Roma people in Europe.
AM
I went to Artemis many times, I always find one or two really beautiful girls to my taste. BUT there are some real bad day in aspect of beauty level of girls.
Palace FKK in Frankfurt, I never been.
Do you think in general, there are more beautiful girls and varieties of girls in Palace than Artemis?
I am considering of going to Palace FKK in my next visit.
Normally I just goto Artemis because I am used to the place and have memories there.
Which one do you think is better Palace or Artemis in aspect and varieties of girls not the facilities.Ciao Tosha.
The better place is the one YOU like more, period. This said, I would give Palace a try. Personally Artemis and Palace are my favorite FKKs. I don't recall any big difference in variety. A lot of nice girls in Palace, great facilities. I still prefer Artemis for many reasons but every now and then I do try to visit Palace.
Kimino
Rocketboy0
01-04-13, 17:28
If you have your wits about you-take your time, talk first to get the vibe, be clear about expectations and costs before you hit the room, and be a charming dude vs some demanding supermarket shopper, the Palace will not disappoint. I have always enjoyed it and there are some real stunners-more womanly than say Oase IMHO. Palace is a much nicer club, better food. Berlin a far nicer city.
Just be aware that all places will not be at full strength for another week or so due to winter holiday choices AND go on the good days if possible Thurs-Sat. Ibis has a cheap hotel within 5 min walk.
Just do it for the change of pace. We await your reports and comparisons.
This is no doubt true. I just wanted to point out that some girls might not take being identified as gypsy as a compliment. There are some fairly deep prejudices against the Roma people in Europe.
AMI'm verry well aware of that, even I have prejudices from time to time. And it's nothing I would recomend people to ask the girls about. However many Gipsy-girls give a verry good service.
Both clubs are good in its own right,
Depends on the night,
Like Rocketboy, be a charming dude vs a demanding dude,
If you have your wits about you-take your time, talk first to get the vibe, be clear about expectations and costs before you hit the room, and be a charming dude vs some demanding supermarket shopper, the Palace will not disappoint. I have always enjoyed it and there are some real stunners-more womanly than say Oase IMHO. Palace is a much nicer club, better food. Berlin a far nicer city.
Just be aware that all places will not be at full strength for another week or so due to winter holiday choices AND go on the good days if possible Thurs-Sat. Ibis has a cheap hotel within 5 min walk.
Just do it for the change of pace. We await your reports and comparisons.
If you have your wits about you-take your time, talk first to get the vibe, be clear about expectations and costs before you hit the room, and be a charming dude vs some demanding supermarket shopper, the Palace will not disappoint. I have always enjoyed it and there are some real stunners-more womanly than say Oase IMHO. Palace is a much nicer club, better food. Berlin a far nicer city.
Just be aware that all places will not be at full strength for another week or so due to winter holiday choices AND go on the good days if possible Thurs-Sat. Ibis has a cheap hotel within 5 min walk.
Just do it for the change of pace. We await your reports and comparisons.Rocketboy, you bring up a good point. If you are a wise negotiator, you will have a good time with the ladies. Just be prepared to pay a little bit more. However, if a girl seems too sharky, bring out the repellent and use it.
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I went to Artemis many times, I always find one or two really beautiful girls to my taste. BUT there are some real bad day in aspect of beauty level of girls.
Palace FKK in Frankfurt, I never been.
Do you think in general, there are more beautiful girls and varieties of girls in Palace than Artemis?
I am considering of going to Palace FKK in my next visit.
Normally I just goto Artemis because I am used to the place and have memories there.
Which one do you think is better Palace or Artemis in aspect and varieties of girls not the facilities.Recently tried all three. Artemis, palace, oase (see my reports in respective threads). I think quality of girls depends heavily on day and time choice. I found plenty of good looking ones at all three and very few that were visually a disaster (service maybe a different story).
All three of these clubs are worth trying. Go for Variety this time. A spice of life.
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