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I arrived at 13:00 to Artemis, walked around and found 2 German blond girls offering double only. They were both 10:s but did not like to kiss etc etc, bla bla. So I passed, but thought about them the whole night after that. Am I really this crazy? Passing a double with these two goddesses! I will die poor and miserable most likely, as a punishment from God for this.
Relaxed a bit in the very nice weather, and a "Thai-girl"? Wanted me at the pool, I declined, can get a Thai girl any day of the week back home. Started talking with 2 guys from Italy and we shared our adventures through the day. They made the trip a lot more fun. Now I needed to find my first victim.
Bumped in to Laura from Germany in the stares, she said "pick me, pick me" and so I did. I herd some good things about her in the forums. Not the prettiest babe but good performance.
After some rest at the pool, I saw Nicole 22 from Czech republic. I herd good stuff about her to, and what I babe she is! I think she is top 3 in Artemis when it comes to looks. Boobs was unreal, the best in the club. If they made a doll just like her I would by it. Forgot to ask about kissing in all this excitement, and paid the price in the room. She did not let me near her mouth or pussy basically, and doggy was of the menu. Bummer, had a very difficult time coming after that, but made it in the end. I had to extend to 1 hour.
At dinner time, me and the 2 Italian guys had a lot of fun with Lisa from Dominican republic. She is fun to be with! We talked a lot and she was to be my 3:the catch of the day. It was one of these sessions where I get the girl to enjoy it more than me. WTF!
Talked some more with the Italian boys. I said I was looking for a girl named Avril 20 from Romania. They said they had been with her and took me to see her. Avril is really everything you would want in a girl at Artemis, Fun, happy, pretty and naughty. In the room, I said I would probably not come, but she started with a BJ from haven, and after that Mish. She kept making this 'girly noises' while I fucked her, and I came! What a PRO!
Later on she kind of fell in love with one of the Italian guys. She kept referring to him as "my little pig". We had some fun with that but this one needs to be more careful in this line of work. She was not happy when he split, after things got to intense for him.
Left Artemis after late dinner at 24. 00. Taxi driver was pissed that my hotel was so close and he got so little money, Fuck him!
About, Nina, yeah could not be with her any more, I think I love her.
I walked to Artemis from my hotel. Not used to the roads and signs but did not get run over by any S-classe. Changed and hit the pool area. I love that spot! A girl from Brail approached me, lovely girl but not my style. She was a smoker and big hanging tits. We massaged each others backs but that was it. I only had money and power for one girl today so, had to choose wisely. Got some candy from my locker and went to see Lisa from yesterday. She sat with 2 other brown skinned girls in the bar area. One of them was Kim, (Barbados / Germany). Lisa said that this is the girl for you, very sweet! I trusted her and Kim and me, began talking after the other 2 left.
Kim is a real Amazon of a woman, tall, slim and pretty. 175cm. 24 years old, bambi eyes. She is real gentle and soft. Moves like a chameleon but could probably jump over a truck if she had to. I told her some general stuff about me, and then she asked me what I like and I said lots of kissing and girlfriend type sex. She said no problem and we hit the room. We began kissing standing up, and then laying down for a few minutes, Then I kissed her breasts and then licked her pussy. I kept doing this for about 25 minutes until she came. This one was a real hard nut to crack! After this I fucked her mish, and doggy, but had a hard time to come for some reason. I changed the condom, and got her on top, Much better view! She worked hard but got tired and stopped just when I was about to come 2 times, I told her to keep doing it! And finally everything was dandy.
I had to extend to 1,5 hours so we had a lot of time to talk. She is very very nice girl and at dinner I wondered if she was really cut out for a place like this.
Has anyone in here ever met an Artemis girl outside, I mean off-work. I've had a couple of good sessions with a girl and the chemistry is good and all that. She's been asking me for a while if I would like to met her outside of Artemis, going out having dinner and partying and such. She also claims that this will be "off-duty" so to say. I have to confess that I'm a bit intrigued by this thought but I still can't seem to shake off the feeling that she has som kind of sharkish ulterior motive. After all, Artemis is what it is and the girls are there for one thing and one thing only: Money.
After more than a six month absence, decided on a two day stopover in Berlin whilst on my return leg back to Europe from New York recently. Stopped by Artemis during the weekend of 27th and 28th of July and my plan was to check out the new hottie Avril; hang out with Eva/Janita and chill out in the new outdoor pool / sauna area.
Well my Artemis visit on Saturday was a bust. Arrived after 11pm and was totally shattered after a gruelling 9 hour flight plus a 12 hour layover in Zurich (with a quick visit to Globe). Surveyed the club and an average line up with plenty of 7s and 8s around. A couple of 8.5s I bumped into such as forum favorites Czech Nina and Joyce from Berlin plus Loredana and Julia from Romania. Also bumped into a couple of Globies, Mianda from Romania and Claudia from Germany. Did not session with any of them as I was on the hunt for Avril and Eva/Janita but unfortunately could not find either of them that evening and ended up leaving Artemis without scoring. Must have just missed out on Eva/Janita as it was reported she was there a couple days prior by Artemis veteran Kimino.
Much later, had some great time with Eva aka Janita. Which is now back to her blonde hair color. Bulgarian, blonde, firm beautiful body, ex Palace. Previously reported. Recommended.
Returned the next day on Sunday after 11pm. Again Avril and Eva/Janita were absent. Was starting to wonder whether I should stick around or not. Eventually as the night wore on, I saw a couple of blondes that I ended up sessioning with. First up was Nadia from Hamburg with the angel wing tattoos on her back. As stated by others, optically her taut body looks good though facially she was of average beauty. Don't recall much about the session other than she gave a mean BBBJ.
After eating, I decided on Ruby from Romania. Cute facial features with long blonde loose curly locks. She has nice curvy body features with nice pair of B/C cups and kitty. Was suprised when she spoke to me in a few phrases of Japanese which she learnt during her short stay in Osaka a few years ago. Smart girl and very GFE if that is your style.
Overall impressions on Artemis was that it was a little bit lacklustre and lost the edge for me. Probably due to the Summer period and slow vibe. Will make another visit there again but not anytime soon.
P. S. Made a visit to another Artemis the next day in Bucharest. Not a FKK venue but a massage club employing mostly university students and cute local girls. Had an amazing erotic massage (no sex) with Ariana to get the jetlag out of my system.
Howie
Has anyone in here ever met an Artemis girl outside, I mean off-work. I've had a couple of good sessions with a girl and the chemistry is good and all that. She's been asking me for a while if I would like to met her outside of Artemis, going out having dinner and partying and such. She also claims that this will be "off-duty" so to say. I have to confess that I'm a bit intrigued by this thought but I still can't seem to shake off the feeling that she has som kind of sharkish ulterior motive. After all, Artemis is what it is and the girls are there for one thing and one thing only: Money.You are right to be wary. Nothing is free in this business. I think her offer is genuine. So, don't worry about going out if you want to spend some time with her and have a little fun. But don't expect free sex either. At a minimum you will spend big bucks entertaining her. I would not be surprised if you took her to a club and she ordered an expensive bottle of champagne. Would you say no? At a minimum, this would cost you 200E. Then there is the infamous shopping spree. Free sex is the most expensive kind.
After some rest at the pool, I saw Nicole 22 from Czech republic. I heard good stuff about her to, and what I babe she is! I think she is top 3 in Artemis when it comes to looks. Boobs was unreal, the best in the club. If they made a doll just like her I would by it. Forgot to ask about kissing in all this excitement, and paid the price in the room. She did not let me near her mouth or pussy basically, and doggy was of the menu.
Visited Artemis 2 weeks ago. Also met Nicole who gives a goods blow job and again doggy of menu. I just thought it may have been a one off problem. First time found girl who does not allow it. Also sessioned with a Turkish girl called Fundez? Who was a complete waste of time. Promised everything and did nothing. I left after 12 minutes.
This was my first visit and I found Artemis is similar to Palace in sharkish attitude / up sell. Also too much silicone and tattoos. I was surprised to find smoking allowed in main lounge area which is well proven to be detrimental to bar workers health. Will stick to Frankfurt / Dusseldorf clubs in future.
After eating, I decided on Ruby from Romania. Cute facial features with long blonde loose curly locks. She has nice curvy body features with nice pair of B / C cups and kitty. Was suprised when she spoke to me in a few phrases of Japanese which she learnt during her short stay in Osaka a few years ago. Smart girl and very GFE if that is your style.
HowieCiao Howie, thanks for the report and special thanks for letting me know Ruby is back, great news, I'll be up next week.
Kimino
Also sessioned with a Turkish girl called Fundez? Who was a complete waste of time. Promised everything and did nothing. I left after 12 minutes.Yeah. Funda. (20 characters needed.)
Free sex is the most expensive kind.Wise words.
Visited Artemis 2 weeks ago. Also met Nicole who gives a goods blow job and again doggy of menu. I just thought it may have been a one off problem. First time found girl who does not allow it.Hmm. Strange, maybe there is something she does'nt want to expose? After all, there has to be a reason?
You are right to be wary. Nothing is free in this business. I think her offer is genuine. So, don't worry about going out if you want to spend some time with her and have a little fun. But don't expect free sex either. At a minimum you will spend big bucks entertaining her. I would not be surprised if you took her to a club and she ordered an expensive bottle of champagne. Would you say no? At a minimum, this would cost you 200E. Then there is the infamous shopping spree. Free sex is the most expensive kind.Yeah, I'm thinking "Shark Week" the least. Her wandering around like a wag thinking I got a magic hat which I can pull out money from at any given point. Still I'm a bit curious about going through with it just for the experience. But like you said, I might be putting myself in a hard spot by doing so.
HorseTrainer
08-08-13, 00:15
A couple of 8. 5s I bumped into such as forum favorites Czech Nina and Joyce from Berlin plus Loredana and Julia from Romania.
HowieLoredana is the young, short, horsetailed black hair with nice boobs right? Anybody knows how she's working? She told me that she works just when she needs money or is she a permanent worker? She also had a good friend, long with blond hair and was named something at D and lived in Stuttgart. Somebody that have some information? Soon I will do my report.
Has anyone in here ever met an Artemis girl outside, I mean off-work. I've had a couple of good sessions with a girl and the chemistry is good and all that. She's been asking me for a while if I would like to met her outside of Artemis, going out having dinner and partying and such. She also claims that this will be "off-duty" so to say. I have to confess that I'm a bit intrigued by this thought but I still can't seem to shake off the feeling that she has som kind of sharkish ulterior motive. After all, Artemis is what it is and the girls are there for one thing and one thing only: Money.Many good and many bad examples of this "meeting outside the club". Happily I had many good ones, and only few bad, but if you read some of the local fora (Dutch, German) there are many dramatic stories where the girls appear to be real sharks, so beware!
Free sex is the most expensive kind.+1 For me the one and only reason to pay for sex, is that she will normally NOT call me back the next day, and that it is much cheaper!.)
WorkTravel80
08-08-13, 20:34
Hi guys. After reading posts about meeting fkk girls outside the club / off duty, I wanted to post a question here on the Artemis forum. I met a really nice fkk girl this summer, we had a really nice chemestry etc. She treated me like her lovetoy in the zimmer, I know that she is not interested in me in that kind of way, but we are talking about having her coming on a short visit in a couple of month maybe. She told me that she would really love to visit me, and would never charge me for the weekend she said, though she would not have sex with me for free, at least she was honest about it hehe. And I didn't expect her to sleep with me for free. But I guess and hope she wouldn't charge me high end escort prices neither.
Anyone with experiences on this topic. I guess it isn't that normal that a fkk girl will visit you (a client) without having to pay her for her time. Or am I wrong? Should I take advantage of this? Although I would have to pay for having sex with her, I am sure she wouldn't scam me or anything, I would say that I kind of trust her. Most probably she's going to give me a good time, just as she did in the fkk club. I have not invited her yet, and if she's coming over its for sex only (and seightseeing ofc). I am not that crazy that I think she's going to marry me or something! We are just friends LOOL.
Would love to see your inputs on this.
Thanks.
Norwegian90
London Traveller
08-08-13, 21:17
Hi guys. After reading posts about meeting fkk girls outside the club / off duty, I wanted to post a question here on the Artemis forum. I met a really nice fkk girl this summer, we had a really nice chemestry etc. She treated me like her lovetoy in the zimmer, I know that she is not interested in me in that kind of way, but we are talking about having her coming on a short visit in a couple of month maybe. She told me that she would really love to visit me, and would never charge me for the weekend she said, though she would not have sex with me for free, at least she was honest about it hehe. And I didn't expect her to sleep with me for free. But I guess and hope she wouldn't charge me high end escort prices neither.
Anyone with experiences on this topic. I guess it isn't that normal that a fkk girl will visit you (a client) without having to pay her for her time. Or am I wrong? Should I take advantage of this? Although I would have to pay for having sex with her, I am sure she wouldn't scam me or anything, I would say that I kind of trust her. Most probably she's going to give me a good time, just as she did in the fkk club. I have not invited her yet, and if she's coming over its for sex only (and seightseeing ofc). I am not that crazy that I think she's going to marry me or something! We are just friends LOOL.
Would love to see your inputs on this.
Thanks.
Norwegian90Don't trust her.
Ciao Howie, thanks for the report and special thanks for letting me know Ruby is back, great news, I'll be up next week.
KiminoNo worries Kimino. Anytime. Not sure if you ever sessioned or know of Avril but I'll be interested on your thoughts of her if you plan to see her. Read good things about her recently on this board though missed out on seeing her when I was there.
On the subject matter of meeting FKK girls outside, I had a very interesting encounter this past week.
After my short Berlin visit last weekend, I travelled onto Bucharest and Constanta / Mamaia for a week long break. Boarded the plane in Bucharest on my way back to Germany. I was settling into my aisle seat after placing my baggage in the cabin above and this really hot petite blonde babe (who I shall call Blondie) was passing by. I looked up and noticed that she was staring at me, smiling, as if she knew me from somewhere. I too had that same feeling and then it hit me. It was xxxxx formerly from Goldentime (Germany) who I have been with a couple of times and had fantastic intimate time together. She was heading back to Germany having spent some vacation time at home in Bucharest. I'm like shit, this is like lightening striking twice as I had a similar encounter last year where I was on the same flight with another FKK hottie (Lola from Globe) flying back from Bucharest to Zurich. That time it didn't go down well as she was with her boyfriend at the time and he got pissed knowing that she knew me.
This time around, it was all cool as Blondie came by and sat next to me on the flight. We spent the next two and half hours enjoying each others company. We chatted a lot about our personal stuff and when it came down to discuss FKK matters, we had to communicate via our mobiles by typing in text to each other to be discreet, LOL, as we were surrounded by blokes, some of whom kept staring at her. When the plane landed, I had hoped we could extend our time together and paint the town red that evening. But unfortunately she was being picked up at the airport from someone from her new club where she was now working. We exchanged phone numbers and next day I had to leave Germany. Now I'm pondering whether I should get in touch with her when I return to Germany at the end of this month.
Howie
Nille Copenhagen
08-09-13, 00:26
We exchanged phone numbers and next day I had to leave Germany. Now I'm pondering whether I should get in touch with her when I return to Germany at the end of this month.
HowieYou are a lucky man Howie LOL.
Nille Copenhagen
08-09-13, 00:32
Would love to see your inputs on this.
Thanks.
Norwegian90I agree don't trust the B, I've witness many guys get that got their heart broken and pocket emptied, better spend your money in the club on her and other girls.
I'm 99% sure she is dating many guys and do the same trick to all of them.
Yours,
NC
No worries Kimino. Anytime. Not sure if you ever sessioned or know of Avril but I'll be interested on your thoughts of her if you plan to see her. Read good things about her recently on this board though missed out on seeing her when I was there.Avril. Sessioned her, and: yes, she's a recommended one. If you try to catch her: hurry up, she will leave home in two weeks. Maybe she returns in mid-November. We'll see.
No worries Kimino. Anytime. Not sure if you ever sessioned or know of Avril but I'll be interested on your thoughts of her if you plan to see her. Read good things about her recently on this board though missed out on seeing her when I was there.Ok. I don't know what she looks like but I'll ask a girl to show me who she is and if she matches tastes I'll definitely try her. I'm real bad for names but don't remember meeting her.
Kimino
Hi everyone,
I'm planning on going to Artemis today and started looking for reviews online.
I took a look at the girls on the official website and like some: Violetta, Heather and Bianca.
Of course, just one (blurred) photo doesn't account for much.
And I do like to fool around and talk a little bit and get to know the girl before proceeding.
But I was wondering, do you guys have any top notch 10's you'd recommend?
And what's the best way to find a girl? Ask for her at the reception?
Or does that kill the whole buzz and is unsatisfying?
Many good and many bad examples of this "meeting outside the club". Happily I had many good ones, and only few bad, but if you read some of the local fora (Dutch, German) there are many dramatic stories where the girls appear to be real sharks, so beware!I would love to read those foras but I speak neither German or Dutch. I thought it was forbidden for the girls to meet with clients outside the club but it is apparently more common than you think. Interesting. Could you tell me a little bit more about your experiences?
Then I must also warn that getting chemistry with the girls can be stressful. I've had girls watching me like a hawk and clocking my sessions. Definitely not the drama that I'm looking for in a place like the Art.
Oh! By the way: There's this Tunisian girl with a big butt and blonde hair. I always see her trying to pick up older men while rejecting younger ones. Who is she? What's her story?
But I was wondering, do you guys have any top notch 10's you'd recommend?There's this short Romanian girl with small tits and a big ass. Kind of looks like Mila Kunis. Her BBBJ is out of this world.
Hi guys. After reading posts about meeting fkk girls outside the club / off duty, I wanted to post a question here on the Artemis forum. I met a really nice fkk girl this summer, we had a really nice chemestry etc. She treated me like her lovetoy in the zimmer, I know that she is not interested in me in that kind of way, but we are talking about having her coming on a short visit in a couple of month maybe. She told me that she would really love to visit me, and would never charge me for the weekend she said, though she would not have sex with me for free, at least she was honest about it hehe. And I didn't expect her to sleep with me for free. But I guess and hope she wouldn't charge me high end escort prices neither.
Anyone with experiences on this topic. I guess it isn't that normal that a fkk girl will visit you (a client) without having to pay her for her time..I will translate this for you,
No sex for free = She's a scammer!
As long as a girl asks for money for sex, she can't be trusted. But if she gives you sex without asking for money, that's something else!
WorkTravel80
08-10-13, 09:13
I will translate this for you,
No sex for free = She's a scammer!
As long as a girl asks for money for sex, she can't be trusted. But if she gives you sex without asking for money, that's something else!I think you guys misunderstood me a little on this one, I hope its not my english. As I said I know she is not interested in me in that kind of way, and I am not interested in her neither. So no way in hell I am going to have my heart broken. I know she's not going to sleep with me for free. But she's invited as a "friend". And will ofc not charge me for anything except of sex. The main purpose of the visit is actuly not SEX. The thing is, we had a really nice chemestry so I have no problem inviting her as a friend". And I know I would have to pay for it if I want sex, but I know what to expect from her. I don't seee her as a scammer at all. And she has been the best provider I have ever met in a german fkk Club. I doubt I can find any better. Therefore I think is going to be nice to have her her all by "my self". She is "mine" when she's here, and if I want sex Ill have to pay. I know that. The question is how much she would charge me, I know I should just ask her before having her over. So then I can be able to fuck my all time favourite fkk girl without having to travel to Germany. She is really nice to be wth and I would like to meet her in a non proffesional ambience. SHe is coming her for free, and I have not promised her money for sex. That is of course up t o me. If I don't like her price I will never pay her for having sex with her, if she's going to charge me like a highend escort girl. So I am not going to be scammed, thats not the problem.
Basically I just wanted to know if anyone could share some experiences on this topic or give me some advices.
Thanks.
Norwegian90
There's this short Romanian girl with small tits and a big ass. Kind of looks like Mila Kunis. Her BBBJ is out of this world.I think you're talking about Avril. Recommended.
Oh! By the way: There's this Tunisian girl with a big butt and blonde hair. I always see her trying to pick up older men while rejecting younger ones. Who is she? What's her story?Don't remember her name exactly, maybe Czaia or so. IMHO born and risen in Germany. Firm body. Usually offers a special massage, doesn't kiss. To be honest: she tells about her no-kisses-above-my-neck-attitude before you she goes with you by herself. A kind of clean and cool service, no GFS at all. Not recommended.
SuppenHuhn
08-10-13, 11:06
Oh! By the way: There's this Tunisian girl with a big butt and blonde hair. I always see her trying to pick up older men while rejecting younger ones. Who is she? What's her story?That is Tschaia. Maybe spelled in some other way. No personal experiences.
SuppenHuhn
08-10-13, 11:08
@ Pharisaer: You were quicker than me.
Hi guys,
I'm new here and I need your help. In fact, I will be in Berlin in a few days and I will spend one day to visit Artemis. But I will be there in a Wednesday, which is a lingerie day I think, so the girls will wear lingeries instead of being nude. But I want them to be nude. So I want to ask in Wednesday, the girls wear lingerie all day or just in the night, because it says Wednesday, lingerie night. If they wear lingerie all day long I think I will go there Thursday, but it's hard to want you understand and there will be a barbecue in Wednesday which I love to participate. If the girls only wears the lingerie the night, I will be there as soon as I will arrive in Berlin in Wednesday.
So please tell me in a Wednesday the girls wear lingeries all day long or just the night? Thank you very much.
UltraHappy
08-10-13, 14:26
I think you guys misunderstood me a little on this one, I hope its not my english. As I said I know she is not interested in me in that kind of way, and I am not interested in her neither. So no way in hell I am going to have my heart broken. I know she's not going to sleep with me for free. But she's invited as a "friend". And will ofc not charge me for anything except of sex. The main purpose of the visit is actuly not SEX. The thing is, we had a really nice chemestry so I have no problem inviting her as a friend". And I know I would have to pay for it if I want sex, but I know what to expect from her. I don't seee her as a scammer at all. And she has been the best provider I have ever met in a german fkk Club. I doubt I can find any better. Therefore I think is going to be nice to have her her all by "myself". She is "mine" when she's here, and if I want sex Ill have to pay. I know that. The question is how much she would charge me, I know I should just ask her before having her over. So then I can be able to fuck my all time favourite fkk girl without having to travel to Germany. She is really nice to be wth and I would like to meet her in a non proffesional ambience. SHe is coming her for free, and I have not promised her money for sex. That is of course up t o me. If I don't like her price I will never pay her for having sex with her, if she's going to charge me like a highend escort girl. So I am not going to be scammed, thats not the problem.
Basically I just wanted to know if anyone could share some experiences on this topic or give me some advices.
Thanks.
Norwegian90Girls can be moody and can act one way in the club and an entirely different way outside the club. This is not uncommon at all.
The way to limit this risk is to only take her out of the club for a short time at first and see how that goes. In other words, don't fly her home to your home country for a 10 day stay the first time, because you could end up finding yourself committed to a miserable time for an entire 10 days. Instead, it's prudent to just do a little 2 day or 3 day stay the first time. Then, if things go well, you can slowly increase the number of days for subsequent trips if everything works out well.
Maybe everything will work out fantastic for you guys. Heck, they probably will go well. I mean, how hard can it be to have a good time with a little hottie? I have generally had mostly good experiences taking girls out of the club. Still, every once in awhile, something weird can happen. The thing you want to avoid is being surprised with a bad experience during a long time commitment the first time outside the club.
Of course, in this situation, you're not paying her for the time she is spending with you so you don't really have much to lose except your time. If I were in your shoes, I would definitely take her up on it if I really liked her. But, I think you're already come to that conclusion but maybe you are just worried about things that could go wrong.
I would love to read those foras but I speak neither German or Dutch. I thought it was forbidden for the girls to meet with clients outside the club but it is apparently more common than you think. Interesting. Could you tell me a little bit more about your experiences?
Then I must also warn that getting chemistry with the girls can be stressful. I've had girls watching me like a hawk and clocking my sessions. Definitely not the drama that I'm looking for in a place like the Art.In my experience it almost always ends in a drama. You can get the girl out of the club, but most of time you can not get the club (and her huge income compared to her home country) out of the girl. And maybe the same is true for the punter?
WorkTravel80
08-10-13, 15:54
Girls can be moody and can act one way in the club and an entirely different way outside the club. This is not uncommon at all.
The way to limit this risk is to only take her out of the club for a short time at first and see how that goes. In other words, don't fly her home to your home country for a 10 day stay the first time, because you could end up finding yourself committed to a miserable time for an entire 10 days. Instead, it's prudent to just do a little 2 day or 3 day stay the first time. Then, if things go well, you can slowly increase the number of days for subsequent trips if everything works out well.
Maybe everything will work out fantastic for you guys. Heck, they probably will go well. I mean, how hard can it be to have a good time with a little hottie? I have generally had mostly good experiences taking girls out of the club. Still, every once in awhile, something weird can happen. The thing you want to avoid is being surprised with a bad experience during a long time commitment the first time outside the club.
Of course, in this situation, you're not paying her for the time she is spending with you so you don't really have much to lose except your time. If I were in your shoes, I would definitely take her up on it if I really liked her. But, I think you're already come to that conclusion but maybe you are just worried about things that could go wrong.Thanks for you inputs Ultrahappy. I have not made up my mind yet. BUt ofc I am not going to have her here for more than 3 days maximum. I must admit that I feel tempted to invite her over for 2-3 days. And yes I really liked her. If her attitudes changes I would most probably tell her to leave me alone, I doubt that will happen, but I guess youll never know that.
Norwegian90
Thanks for you inputs Ultrahappy. I have not made up my mind yet. BUt ofc I am not going to have her here for more than 3 days maximum. I must admit that I feel tempted to invite her over for 2-3 days. And yes I really liked her. If her attitudes changes I would most probably tell her to leave me alone, I doubt that will happen, but I guess youll never know that.
Norwegian90Ciao Norwegian90, if there's no sex involved I can come up for free for a week or so. I'd love to visit your country. I cook great and I'm sure you will enjoy it. I promise I won't play any mental games or such, no drama. LOL.
Seriously, whatever you do, just keep you feet well planted on the floor, enjoy the good and discard the bad (if any). Think this should be moved to the Lounge, not strictly Artemis related and maybe there you could get more feedback.
Kimino
Rocketboy0
08-10-13, 17:46
So please tell me in a Wednesday the girls wear lingeries all day long or just the night? Thank you very much.Day looser but night for sure.
IMHO Thursday is in general and in summer time for sure actually a better night as there will be slightly more girls, more choices, and a lot more nakedness. Have a grilled wurst somewhere else before you get yours grilled at Artemis. I have been surprised how the lineup changes-I used to think it was basically the same Wed-Sat but it is not. It really changes from day to day, but the better nights (in terms of more choices) are definitely Thurs-Sat.
Day looser but night for sure.
IMHO Thursday is in general and in summer time for sure actually a better night as there will be slightly more girls, more choices, and a lot more nakedness. Have a grilled wurst somewhere else before you get yours grilled at Artemis. I have been surprised how the lineup changes-I used to think it was basically the same Wed-Sat but it is not. It really changes from day to day, but the better nights (in terms of more choices) are definitely Thurs-Sat.Ok, thank you very much and I will go there Thursday then.
Member #4285
08-10-13, 21:28
Thanks for you inputs Ultrahappy. I have not made up my mind yet. BUt ofc I am not going to have her here for more than 3 days maximum. I must admit that I feel tempted to invite her over for 2-3 days. And yes I really liked her. If her attitudes changes I would most probably tell her to leave me alone, I doubt that will happen, but I guess youll never know that.
Norwegian90Hi!
I say it straight up. You are a big spender in the club and you are a little bit naive. This I say after reading your posts since you started to wrote here. I can be totally wrong but I'm a little cynic about this. At the other hand I really looking forward to read a fully report of the visit. The girls are many times feeling alone, and a nice guy with a good economi (not talking about super rich) it's a opportunity. Or many opportunitys in different ways.
Go for it, but don't forget to report back. In the end, we guys are the losers in this game. That's way I almost quit this "hobby. Again, go for it!
Well maybe I should finally pitch in after only reading this forum for numerous years. I apologise for not remebering all the names next time I will take notes in my locker!
From the start I can say that I'm not interested in Anal, CIM or other extras. I enjoy GFE like the other guy and try to find girls who offer that, then I usually extend to 1.2 hours. Tried threesome a couple of times but usually its better in theory then reality. Another thing I enjoy is outside action, not a lot of this anymore in Artemis except for the occasional blowjob in the cinemas. Why do I get the feeling there was a lot more if this earlier? I June there was a guy in the main bar getting sucked of by three girls, talking with 2 while the third sucked him and then changing.
Anyway, arrived at the club late Tuesday and had time for two 1 hour sessions. First I saw Czech Nina which I had a great session with in June, decided to repeat and was not dissapointed, always a GFE with this one!
Next one was a tanned Brunette Slovakian girl with large silicones and slightly older with wide hips. Has worked there a longer time, can't remeber her name though! She insisted that I lick her so I did for 20 min and according to her I made her come twice, she returned the favor and then some. She should pay me I said, but no deal. The next day she begged me to go to the room with her again just to lick her, but really did not feel like it, besides it was easier the first night since I was more tipsy.
Came back again Wednesday around 14.00, wheather was decent, I spent a lot of time in the jacuzzi outside, probably too much time, so relaxing! It was dessous day and never tried that before, still I would have prefered them to be naked.
First session was a short one downstairs in kino with a tall blonde Russian girl, can't remember name since I didn't ask for it. Quick session since I was so horny, back after 10 minutes, nothing special.
Went back to whirlpool where Nika was running around like crazy and selling. Probably asked me to go with her 5 times within 30 minutes, I am a sucker for silicone so almost went with her even if I have a sharky feeling about her. I ended up that I went with her sharky friend Lulu. Short session, nothing allowed, wanted extra money for boob-massage, I regreted this quite fast, but it was my own fault (and weakness for silicone) that suckered me into it.
Next session was a young Romanian? Quite similar looking to the Mila Kunis girl described recently by another member, not the same girl but could be her sister. 30 minutes, kissed, good relaxed atmosphere. Gave me a nice back massage first.
Next was a slim Brazilian girl, face similar to Rosario Dawson but much slimmer body, name started with T. Sorry for the bad name memory, I really have to start taking noted next time. Where around 3 Brazilian girls around and this was one of the slimmer and darker ones. Offered great service, almost GFE with kissing etc. 30 minutes, I was getting tired by now.
Next one is where I need your help guys, I forget the name on this girl and would like to know for future visits and reports. This girl had very tanned skin, lives in Hamburg (not Nika) one of her parents is from another country (forget which but she has a very latin look). She was very tall with a slim body, dark bikini and with one of the larger sets of silicones in the place. Face looks a little bit like Kim Kardashian but the body is much slimmer. Hair was set up with a large pony tail, dark long hair. She is hard to miss, someone here has to know her name since she was a real stunner!
Anyway this was one of the better sessions I have ever had. We had eye contact a couple of times during the evening and finally she found me in the main bar and approached me from behind. We talked for 40 minutes in the outside couch before we sessioned in the new outside wing. We had 1 hour foreplay where we kissed each other everywhere befored we ended with 30 minutes sex in every position. Then we talked for another 30 minutes. Spent almost 3 hours together, I paid for the 1,5 hour sex, we had great chemistry. Could anyone please confirm who this girl was? Thanks.
Thanks also for the company of two guys from New York that I accidentaly met on site, great company!
Again I apologize for the bad name memory, will compensate with my next report when I return later this year!
I think you're talking about Avril. Recommended.
Don't remember her name exactly, maybe Czaia or so. IMHO born and risen in Germany. Firm body. Usually offers a special massage, doesn't kiss. To be honest: she tells about her no-kisses-above-my-neck-attitude before you she goes with you by herself. A kind of clean and cool service, no GFS at all. Not recommended.Do both girls do anal? (Avril and big butt Tunisian blonde).
Anyone spotted her recently? Russian, tall, blonde hair, last time had long hair but often has a kind of boy cut. Same question for Brigitta. Bulgarian, big lips, pornstar look.
Kimino
Anyone spotted her recently? Russian, tall, blonde hair, last time had long hair but often has a kind of boy cut. Same question for Brigitta. Bulgarian, big lips, pornstar look.Natasha: Spotted her in May. That's the last time I've seen her.
Do both girls do anal? (Avril and big butt Tunisian blonde).Avril / Avrel does.
ShoesAndSocks
08-11-13, 21:32
Anyone spotted her recently? Russian, tall, blonde hair, last time had long hair but often has a kind of boy cut. Same question for Brigitta. Bulgarian, big lips, pornstar look.
KiminoSessioned with her tonight (Sun) , and very enjoyable it was too. DFK, BBBJ were great, very attentive and lovely lady too.
I shall write up my other sessions of the past few days when I'm not so tired as I am now. Never met Brigitta.
Next one is where I need your help guys, I forget the name on this girl and would like to know for future visits and reports. This girl had very tanned skin, lives in Hamburg (not Nika) one of her parents is from another country (forget which but she has a very latin look). She was very tall with a slim body, dark bikini and with one of the larger sets of silicones in the place. Face looks a little bit like Kim Kardashian but the body is much slimmer. Hair was set up with a large pony tail, dark long hair. She is hard to miss, someone here has to know her name since she was a real stunner!Her breasts are freshly rebuild? I'm not sure, maybe Lia. Spotted her some days ago. Sorry, but I don't remember the hairstyle she had. I'm sure, she's got dark hair, but ponytail?
Hello to all.
I have been a reader of this forum for a long time and I want to thank all for their input.
Day one.
I arrive to artemis about 5pm, good selection. I picked first a german blond Nadia with tatoos.
In her back, large wings. Very good session pleasant girl, can take a hard session with no.
Complains. Definately a repeat. After having a small meal and resting outside I was appoached.
By a Hungarian brunette, cute face, smiley and was persuaded to follow her to the new.
Cabana rooms. I forgot her name but she usualy wears a two color scarf around her tummy.
Again a good session pleasant personality but I do not know if I would repeat.
Third session was with a german brunette, a lot of tatoos, killer body, blue eyes, agressive.
Another guy I talked too had a sesion with her and therefore I wanted to try her too.
Boy was I right, great personality, loves sex, can take a pounding with no complains.
Definately a repeat for a longer sesion. I am sorry I did not remember her name.
Fourth sesion was with a young blonde, small natural tits she said that she was Russian.
But later on in the room she said she was latvian, she was hanging out with another.
Older Russian girl with huge natural tits. The session was also good and this girl also a.
Repeat. Day one ended with four girls, good sessions, no regrets
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Sessioned with her tonight (Sun) , and very enjoyable it was too. DFK, BBBJ were great, very attentive and lovely lady too.
I shall write up my other sessions of the past few days when I'm not so tired as I am now. Never met Brigitta.Cool. Thanks to you and others for the info.
I'll be up tomorrow and wed, curious to see who will be around. If anyone wants to meet for a chat, pm.
Cheers.
Kimino
On Fridays and Saturdays when does the shift between day and nighttime girls occur?
Her breasts are freshly rebuild? I'm not sure, maybe Lia. Spotted her some days ago. Sorry, but I don't remember the hairstyle she had. I'm sure, she's got dark hair, but ponytail?Could be her. She had one very long ponytail, freshly done silicones with quite visible scars and just remembered she had a tattoo of amour with hearts just above her foot. Anyone recognize her?
Rocketboy0
08-13-13, 03:14
On Fridays and Saturdays when does the shift between day and nighttime girls occur?It doesn't. There is a lot of overlap with day girls staying til 8 or even midnight.
But there is a noticable increase in numbers and choices (everyday) starting around 1730 and by 2000 or 2030 the full evening team has arrived.
It doesn't. There is a lot of overlap with day girls staying til 8 or even midnight.
But there is a noticable increase in numbers and choices (everyday) starting around 1730 and by 2000 or 2030 the full evening team has arrived.Ok, thanks for the info. I'm pondering whether or not to do my usual "shift" 22-04 or try 14-20 which I've never done.
After some rest at the pool, I saw Nicole 22 from Czech republic. I heard good stuff about her to, and what I babe she is! I think she is top 3 in Artemis when it comes to looks. Boobs was unreal, the best in the club. If they made a doll just like her I would by it. Forgot to ask about kissing in all this excitement, and paid the price in the room. She did not let me near her mouth or pussy basically, and doggy was of the menu.
Visited Artemis 2 weeks ago. Also met Nicole who gives a goods blow job and again doggy of menu. I just thought it may have been a one off problem. First time found girl who does not allow it. Also sessioned with a Turkish girl called Fundez? Who was a complete waste of time. Promised everything and did nothing. I left after 12 minutes.
This was my first visit and I found Artemis is similar to Palace in sharkish attitude / up sell. Also too much silicone and tattoos. I was surprised to find smoking allowed in main lounge area which is well proven to be detrimental to bar workers health. Will stick to Frankfurt / Dusseldorf clubs in future.I sessioned Nicole from Czech republic on Saturday night too. What a bad experience. The moment we reached the room she was insisted on anal upgrade. I love anal but this girl is so abnoxious that ruined the session. After I refused anal upgrade, she refused do doggy. I stopped the session immediately and make a complaint.
With an older lady in the front desk. The lady was very polite and explained to me that this girl has been there for two years and there were no complaints, it seems I was the unlucky guy. Reading this note I understand I was not the only one. Please guys make complaints. I have been to Artemis many times and sessioned more than fifty girls. I never met anyone so idiotic like Nicole. Please complain. Do not let her ruin other members experience.
Rocketboy0
08-13-13, 15:48
Ok, thanks for the info. I'm pondering whether or not to do my usual "shift" 22-04 or try 14-20 which I've never done.IMHO the optimal interval is about 1600-2200. Swimming good outside, an early meal, you can at least check out the day shift, but you get the pm squad at both full strength and while they are at their daily fresh virginal peak. Starting later means you could already be number 4 or higher, with the psycho if not physio fatigue that means. If you ask, the girls will admit the obvious; it gets tiring just dealing with so many different guys and their personalities, languages, needs, gratis gropes, perversions, clock watching, extra charging, tongue lashings, sperm mopping, etc. Ah the romance of FKK.
I arrived to Artemis at 7:00 pm, a lot of girls great selection, I had never been with a black girl so while I was sitting by the bar a cute black girl shows up. Skinny tight body with her hair pulled up. She said she was from Kenya. I took her for a session and had an overall great experience. She tried to please. She took a pounding with no.
Complaints. Great if you want to try a black girl.
Second girl that night was also another good experience. This girl was from Iran, dark skin, grey eyes, cute and seductive. I believe her name was something like Amina but I am not sure. In the room was very active trying to please. Great wet blowjob and did not complain with the doggy pounding. Both of these girls were good but I would not repeat. I went with them for the experience I personally prefer white European girls.
I arrived in Artemis around 5:00 pm. I had seen this blonde with a very nice body on Friday night but I was busy and did not have a chance to session with her. As soon as I got to Artemis I looked for her and finally took her to the room. What a disaster. Please avoid Czech Nicole. Stopped the session and complained to management. (see my prior report).
After cooling off from my prior bad experience, I was rewarded by an angel. A blond angel from Poland called Lina. What a girl. Great smile, sense of humor, killer body and blue eyes. The session was relaxed, she took a pounding in different positions specially doggy style and I instruct her to tell me " fuck me, fuck me " in Polish which she did with great pleasure. I would definately repeat for a one hour session.
The problem that I see in places like Artemis is that a half an hour session with a lot of action is problematic for the girls and understandably so. Hard session with so many customers are not to their interest because they get exausted. I also did a 45 minute session in the Royal the same morning and the experience was slighty better because the girls there do not session so much everyday. Of course the negative part of it was the cost. I session Amelia, great session 110 plus 20 BJ without condom which I thought was excessive. Never theless great experience.
Finally last session in Artemis for the night was with Nina that everyone speaks about. I was looking for her all night but I did not now how she looked. Finally I heard her name called by one of the barmaids and I approached her. I had seen her before in the past but never sessioned with her because physically was not my type. I picked her up and had a nice relaxed session. I would repeat even though she is not my type. If you treat her nice she glows into a pleasant GFE surprise.
Well that was the end of my weekend. Goal accomplissed. Three days, ten sessions. Great weekend. I hope to repeat soon. Back to work now.
GlobalRampage
08-13-13, 17:12
I headed up to FKK Artemis around 11am when it opened and it was interesting to see how things are run in the morning as the AM shift gets started. Now. This was my first time at an FKK club, but I'm a regular on ISG and knew what to expect. The first girl was a German with tattoos all over. She was very aggressive with getting me up to the room from the moment I walked into the lounge. She tried very hard to insist on a threesome with her friend, who I did not find to be that attractive. After 20 minutes of checking out my options, I went back to this girl and took her for a session. Mainly because she was one of the better looking girls there. The session started with her offering her entire menu, I opted for CIM but passed on the rest of the extended menu. After, I went down and needed a break between sessions. But I couldn't find a place to sit down and relax without another girl coming up to me and asking to go upstairs. I finally settled outside near the morning breakfast buffet and found it to be a refuge. After I was back in the mood, I found this one italian girl named Luna who had approached me in the lounge and took her upstairs. I stayed on the basic menu for this one although the BBBJ was excellent. Afterwards, I got dressed and left. Intending to return in the evening. For some reason, I just felt exhausted yesterday, so I went to bed early. I'm back to Artemis in about 10 minutes so I'll write another report tomorrow or later this week.
IMHO the optimal interval is about 1600-2200. Swimming good outside, an early meal, you can at least check out the day shift, but you get the pm squad at both full strength and while they are at their daily fresh virginal peak. Starting later means you could already be number 4 or higher, with the psycho if not physio fatigue that means. If you ask, the girls will admit the obvious; it gets tiring just dealing with so many different guys and their personalities, languages, needs, gratis gropes, perversions, clock watching, extra charging, tongue lashings, sperm mopping, etc. Ah the romance of FKK.I tried 17.00-23.00 twice a few years back (went with a friend and it was great) but haven't done it lately as I've been going to the lovebahnhof solo. The late start has it's advantages when travelling alone as the place will be buzzing, but that also means that most girls will try to do as many men as possible, which leads to no canoodling / small talk post coitus. There's also more girls to choose from, but then there's more mannschaft courting the girls too.
Every visit to Artemis is like a box of chocolates. I guess that's the charm?
you can at least check out the day shift, but you get the pm squad at both full strength and while they are at their daily fresh virginal peak.What a description: "daily fresh virginal peak." Where did you come up with that gem?
We always assume they are at their "virginal peak" when we see them enter the club in street clothes, for example. However: How can we be sure they did not have sex with their pimp (s) prior to club entry? :)
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With an older lady in the front desk. The lady was very polite and explained to me that this girl has been there for two years and there were no complaints, it seems I was the unlucky guy. Reading this note I understand I was not the only one. Please guys make complaints. I have been to Artemis many times and sessioned more than fifty girls. I never met anyone so idiotic like Nicole. Please complain. Do not let her ruin other members experience.This is a big problem with Artemis. If ever a girl chooses to ruin a session, the manager will basically act as defense attorney for the girl. This makes the sharkier ones believe they can get away with whatever they want.
If ever you are in that situation again, the best thing to do is make it very clear you understood what just happened and you are not returning unless you get a refund. However, Artemis basically has a monopoly on the FKK business in Berlin, and that means service can only get worse with time. If you want real choice follow Ilink's path to Frankfurt or Düsseldorf.
GlobalRampage
08-13-13, 21:10
I got there around 7pm this time and I must say it is much different than getting there at 11am. You could tell that the girls from the day-shift were tired and worn out but they were still eager to keep working. But you could also tell the girls from the night shift appeared noticeably better. Still, I think this is a good time (5-7pm) to get there because you get to see both shifts; more selection. All the girls tonight were good performance except one who was just awful. I started the evening with a Georgian named Georgiana and she was good 7.5/10 looks, then Irena from Bucharest 7/10 looks (8/10 in the dark) but performance was 2/10. I highly recommend you pass on this girl. The BJ was bad, every position we tried was bad. She complained that she small and that's why it was bad. If that was a valid excuse, she really shouldn't be working there. It was so bad that I aborted the mission after the third position failed and she was trying to give me a HJ. After taking a 15 minute breather, I found Alektra from Turkey who is a tall brunette gem 8/10. She was quite good, which was a relief after Irena. The last lady of the evening was a girl I spotted yesterday on my way out who is stunningly hot. Yesterday, I wanted to go back to the locker room and get back in my robe just to find her. Nela from Berlin is the 9.5/10 stunner who was just as hot in session as out.
Arrived around 5pm and was happy to meet Zimmerbaby, Nille Copenhagen and Frej Of Asgaard. Thanks for the chat guys.
Thin lineup for me as most of my favorites were missing, still maybe better like this, I tryed some new girls, both of them very good.
Not much people around, cold evening so outside area not doable.
Evelyn, Hungarian. 32yr old, long black hair, kind of a hard expression on her face, nice body. We talked 20 seconds, with her saying that on my last visit I told her we would zimmer together, could be, maybe not. Anyways, we ended in a room and immediately found a good chemistry. The girl kisses and does everything quite well, no anal. 1 hr + cim. Recommended, will repeat.
I then sessioned with Manuela, rom. Been there since allways, sessioned with her many times but a long time ago. Long blonde hair, quite a big ass, very attractive face imo, nice makeup and very sweet girl. Had the usual plain vanilla. 30 min. Session. Good value for the money.
Viola, a real gem. Russian from Moscow, long brown / black hair. 25 yrs old. Awesome 1hr session. Chemistry was super, her BBBJ very very good and delicate. She speaks, very little english, almost nothing. For me she is highly recommended and will repeat, probably tomorrow.
Was considering grabbing also Natasha but decided to quit the evening and keep some energy for tomorrow. Dessous tag.
Looked for Avril/Avrel but apparently she wasn't there. Nothing else to report.
Kimino
I sessioned Nicole from Czech republic on Saturday night too. What a bad experience. The moment we reached the room she was insisted on anal upgrade. I love anal but this girl is so abnoxious that ruined the session. After I refused anal upgrade, she refused do doggy. I stopped the session immediately and make a complaint.
With an older lady in the front desk. The lady was very polite and explained to me that this girl has been there for two years and there were no complaints, it seems I was the unlucky guy. Reading this note I understand I was not the only one. Please guys make complaints. I have been to Artemis many times and sessioned more than fifty girls. I never met anyone so idiotic like Nicole. Please complain. Do not let her ruin other members experience.Wonder what went wrong with this girl. Quite a long time ago I had a few sessions with her. She did it all, DATY, dfk, anal, doggy etc. I used to like her a lot. Then she once told me she didn't feel like having DATY and although surprised I gave her credit. The next time she asked me why I wasn't asking for anal. I felt like a cash dispenser and basically gave up on the girl. But these reports are much much worse. She probably went bezerk and transmuted in a complete shark. Pity because she does look great.
Oh well, good to know.
Kimino
Rocketboy0
08-14-13, 20:06
She probably went bezerk and transmuted in a complete shark. Pity because she does look great.Boys, I repeat my earlier comment, probably repeated many many times over the years. All things being equal, after 10-20 guys licking and grinding and jizzing, you can expect mood and body changes. All the more reason to show up a little early and get 'them early while they are daily fresh virgins (Ortos-it is due to my opium habit) vs well plowed, smoldering fields. You just cannot expect some of the most in demand girls to be perfect GFEs all the time. Not defending Nicole, but she is one of the most sought after, well-reviewed, and hardest working there (not to mention one of my better friend's 2 wives). She does have a reputation of being a skilled PSE. I have never been with her so I really don't know. She just might need a long holiday and be a little burned out.
Plus, everyone's chemistry is different and occasionally (perish the thought) she might just not find Monger X to her tastes vs the taste of his euros. Kimino's experience is a little different as even I find him cute, but look, it just happens, even with the charming pros. To expect these hotties to be always "on" is unrealistic, and who knows what creature they were with just prior to your charming offer. One of my favorites told me, still somewhat shaken, that her previous session ended with a request to save the condom so the monger could drink from it (and could she save those of others' - kind of a variant on a Pina Colada, or taking cocktails a bit too literally). A true story. But I digress.
If you want complete certainty and real GFE sensitivity, there are only 2 options: your five-digitted pals, Lefty and Righty, or the Google X Cyberslut Project (modelled on some of the Bahnhoff fuckbots), still in development.
All the more reason: talk talk talk talk talk first before heading up stairs or out to the Poondorf villas. Feel the vibe, eventually when things seem ok, be very clear what you expect. It is far far better to do all negotiating and haggling well before you commit and certainly before you get to a room so that once there, everyone knows what to expect and you can both preserve the illusion that you madly want each other and things just flow. Of course, you can always extend time spontaneously, but the basic game plan should be clear ahead of time-it makes it far more comfortable for everyone and flags issues. If the body language or the obvious "NO I won't do that" or "I will for 500 Euros extra" flashes warning warning danger danger, just politely walk, unless you are just in it for an optifick or some sort of challenge. Even with someone you know and have clicked with might be in a foul mood at a particular moment and you need to find out. Just about every single time I've (rarely) had bad zimmering, it was because I ignored this simple rule in the heat of the moment.
Things can still go wrong, but 90% of the time, you have only yourself to blame if they do. Especially for first-timers, before you start trashing a girl (who ultimately can only barely understand a completely stranger, and is surely in it mostly for the money), you must really ask yourself if you took the proper time to suss things out, or if so, did you then fail to heed the obvious signs. Artemis is a good place to hone and practice these skills.
Anyone spotted her recently? Russian, tall, blonde hair, last time had long hair but often has a kind of boy cut. Same question for Brigitta. Bulgarian, big lips, pornstar look.
KiminoI went with Brigitta in May (great PSE session) , then I was in Artemis also in June and July but I have not seen her in those occasions.
I'm sorry for my tedious question but Have you seen Lulu working this week? I'll came to Artemis next week and I hope to see her.
Thanks in advance.
I went with Brigitta in May (great PSE session) , then I was in Artemis also in June and July but I have not seen her in those occasions.
I'm sorry for my tedious question but Have you seen Lulu working this week? I'll came to Artemis next week and I hope to see her.
Thanks in advance.Ciao Aceh725, no problem, don't worry. Lulu present! Also Brigitta and most of my favorites. Ruby is away. I'll file a short report once I'm home. Currently writing from Tegel. Sigh.
Kimino
More people around yesterday, good vibe. Many girls I like present, wished I had more energy. Went to zimmer with Laura, Viola, Natasha and Joyce. All previously reported.
Regarding Viola and Joyce, that I reported only once, I confirm my positive impressions. Viola super sweet, very responsive and enthusistic. Joyce, more of a PSE (just to give the idea) , lot's of chatting and laughing. With all I had 1 hr sessions (except with Laura where we went a bit longer) , so this should be considered. BTW I checked the watch with all the girls on this trip, to see if it matched with what they said at the end of the sessions, no discrepancies.
Kimino
NakenModell
08-15-13, 10:58
I then sessioned with Manuela, rom. Been there since allways, sessioned with her many times but a long time ago. Long blonde hair, quite a big ass, very attractive face imo, nice makeup and very sweet girl. Had the usual plain vanilla. 30 min. Session. Good value for the money.I visited Artemis for the first time last Friday and I went with this girl as well, two times. She's really amazing, good eye contact during BJ, didn't mind kissing, at all. Ending up with a gem like that during my first visit was very nice!
After cooling off from my prior bad experience, I was rewarded by an angel. A blond angel from Poland called Lina. What a girl. Great smile, sense of humor, killer body and blue eyes. The session was relaxed, she took a pounding in different positions specially doggy style and I instruct her to tell me " fuck me, fuck me " in Polish which she did with great pleasure. I would definately repeat for a one hour session.I also went with a girl from Poland, unfortunately I forgot the name. She did a really good job trying to please. We spent an entire hour, several different positions etc until I was finally able to finish. Really good girl. Did this girl by any chance have a tribal tattoo (tramp stamp) that looked very old?
I really want to know the name, she was really good.
ZimmerBaby
08-15-13, 17:00
Made my first visit since February. Tuesday, off-season, myself out of p4p at the moment, attacked by cold / flu, these are the basics.
Was approached by a desperate Romanian girl while I was dressing up for my first entrance to the lounge. What will be the next step, girls hiding in mens toilets? My discontent fascial expression was answer enough for her I presume.
Was quite impressed by the outdoor area, even though the surroundings are noisy with Messedamm and Halenseestrasse on one side, and the Regio and ICE trains grind into your ears from the posterior position. Bring headphones and music.
Some new faces, lots of bigtime stuck Romanians, some girls give you energy, some of them extract your happiness and vitality.
NORA: (Hungary) 24 years. 165-170cm, long brownish hair. I love gentle girls, she was very polite and sweet. Plain vanilla, LFK, nice attitude, some fake moaning. Probably not repeat. One of my all time favourites, Viola from Russia was present, but I had this off day and didn't experience the magic. Beautiful, elegant, and classy. Hope I see her again next year.
As always great company with Kimino, cheers to Frej and Nille Copenhagen as well!
I'm visiting in Artemis at next Sunday, for the first time. Actually, it will be my first time that I'm paying sex in Europe. I have been many times in Pattaya, but it is different in there.
Some questions, I really like to kiss boobs. Does it automatically include the service, or do I need to ask always can I do that?
How about the BJ without condom, is it how big risk to get a some disease? Have you ever heard someone to get souvenir to take it to back home?
I like a lot pornstar look with big silicones and tattoos, I guess there I that kind of presentation too.
I'm thirties, bald, bodybuilder looking guy, come to talk and give advice if you see mee. Su-We in Berlin, just sex and fun.
Rocketboy0
08-16-13, 17:22
I'm visiting in Artemis at next Sunday, for the first time. Actually, it will be my first time that I'm paying sex in Europe. D-of course you may smooch on the twin towers, included in the basic health plan. Also BBBJ is the norm, though of course many thousands have died from this practice (only 50% of Artemis mongers leave alive). Can you get diseases. Yes, and I know a few rare cases (though it is not clear really that the boys involved did not already have their little afflictions, easily cured with some antibiotics, before their visit). It is a risk you must decide for yourself. The taste you have in women will be in supply, though Sunday is a slower day / night. But Nika or Anika or Nadia (all tall Germans) fit your requirements and there may be others. Report back on your exploits.
GlobalRampage
08-16-13, 18:26
I started today (Friday) at around 4:30pm and that is an interesting time to get there. It was slow, meaning that there weren't too many people there and it was almost all girls. Not a bad combination. My first session was with Nela from Berlin who had made an impression on me last time. Next up was Simi from Istanbul a short slim brunette, who was an excellent experience. Definitely broke the routine up with her moves. Last was Jada from Hamburg who was fun and I'd recommend. I left around 7pm after a pretty bad dinner (battered fish and potatoes). An overall good evening, although being alone at Artemis is kind of a bummer. Spending my time between sessions sitting at the bar listening for someone who speaks English (with an American accent) to the bartender, wondering if other guys are on ISG but it being too awkward to start up a conversation when dressed in only a robe.
ZimmerBaby
08-16-13, 18:54
I like a lot pornstar look with big silicones and tattoos, I guess there I that kind of presentation too.There are several German girls with silicones and tattooes on their upper back: "Ich stehe mit dir ABDUL". Anika is one of them, she explained to me at Tuesday regarding Abdul, which turns out to be a dog / puppy. No connections to Somalia or Egypt I presume. Good luck!
Things can still go wrong, but 90% of the time, you have only yourself to blame if they do. Especially for first-timers, before you start trashing a girl (who ultimately can only barely understand a completely stranger, and is surely in it mostly for the money) , you must really ask yourself if you took the proper time to suss things out, or if so, did you then fail to heed the obvious signs. Artemis is a good place to hone and practice these skills.[/QUOTE]I agree with all of the above. But I am not a first-timer and I have sessioned over 50 girls in Artemis. Yes some did not perform well. Nicole on the other hand was totally unacceptable in comparison to all other girls in Artemis. I have never met a girl that refused doggy style in Artemis. Especially when she insisted to do anal doggy style. How is it possible that one is ok but the other is not. Who of us asks a girl if she does doggy style? The simple fact is she wanted the extra anal fee and since she did not get it she became uncooperative. Maybe she has a lot of bills to pay and she is looking for suckers.
ShoesAndSocks
08-16-13, 20:01
Sessions.
Natasha (RUS) Tall, pretty blonde. Very enjoyable it was too. DFK, BBBJ were great, very attentive and lovely lady.
Nicole (CZE) Tall, busty blonde. Yes, I got the persistent anal / CIM upsell too, but I still enjoyed the session. Maybe she'll get the message and go with the client after one upsell attempt.
Holly (GER) Attractive, busty brunette. Great session, enjoyed by us both. DFK, DATY, BBBJ all great. Nice lady.
Jenna (GER) Shorthaired blonde with huge fakes. Great DFK, DATY, BBBJ, plus very nice company. Mutual pleasure.
Ella (RUS) Pretty, more mature blonde. Very good session going from kino to room.
Zoe (GER) Busty, tattooed brunette. Liked the look, but the offered kissing lasted 30 secs and DATY 60 secs. Then a determined BBBJ to get me to come ASAP, which never works for me. YMMV, but a miss for me. Just felt like I was being "serviced" like a car. Should have been wary when she said let's go for 30 mins, like that is all she ever does.
Luna (ITA?) Pretty blonde. Quick suck and fuck in the kino. Just what I wanted at the time. Didn't try to kiss, seemed nice.
Thoughts.
Liked the new outdoor area, and the additional access it gives to the downstairs level. Not very relaxing though due to constant trains.
Only other time I've visited Artemis was in May, and from this experience plus comments here I think August is probably not a great time to visit. Having said that, there is still fun to be had, allowing for the odd miss amongst the hits. I can't help but feel there were far more stunners in my eyes last time, and hence I didn't quite get the same buzz this time. If you're a tattooed-lady lover, you'd certainly have loved the line-up.
Thanks
There are several German girls with silicones and tattooes on their upper back: "Ich stehe mit dir ABDUL". Anika is one of them, she explained to me at Tuesday regarding Abdul, which turns out to be a dog / puppy. No connections to Somalia or Egypt I presume. Good luck!Yep, that should be version 17. LOL. The last one I heard from a girl (not in the DE sofa group) was: "You don't want to know." ahahaha.
Anyways check this old page:
http://humorpix.com/pictures/Mysterious_Tattooed_Girl
Regarding the pornstar look and big tits, well, Brigitta for sure matches quite well.
Kimino
Some questions, I really like to kiss boobs. Does it automatically include the service, or do I need to ask always can I do that?
How about the BJ without condom, is it how big risk to get a some disease? Have you ever heard someone to get souvenir to take it to back home?1. Always worth asking before heading upstairs. I've had one one girl tell me her tits were off limits (no touching, kissing, sucking etc) as she'd recently had them done. I took a swerve on her, needless to say. There shouldn't be any extra charge.
2. I've been with approx. 75 girls at DA and BBBJ is a must for me. I've never caught so much as a cold.
Brazil Specialist
08-17-13, 07:12
Will be there Sunday evening.
PM me, with contact info (as I can not reply back, you have no private message privileges. Check your spam filter for my answer).
Maybe I meet you in Rio later on?
I'm visiting in Artemis at next Sunday, for the first time. Actually, it will be my first time that I'm paying sex in Europe. I have been many times in Pattaya, but it is different in there.
I'm thirties, bald, bodybuilder looking guy, come to talk and give advice if you see mee. Su-We in Berlin, just sex and fun.
Thanks guys for all the answers. I think I go with the BBBJ.
Is it rude if I spend time with the girl, let her massage me, touching in both sides and after that I don't take her upstairs and she has done it for nothing? Or does that happen there all the time?
Brazil, Rio is my 'things to do' list and it is easy to recognize me, I have spend a lot of time in gym.
ScrambledEggs
08-17-13, 12:36
Just back from a long awaited return to Artemis last night. I hope my short review will be small compensation for all the information I have read and tried to use from this forum recently.
I arrived at Artemis quite late actually, around 11pm, via the train. The place was quite busy from what I could see, though from speaking to the girls they said it wasn't too good for them. I took some time to walk around and check out the new outdoor area, which is a useful extension even at that time of night as it provides some fresh air even if you run the risk of someone on the train spotting a few sets of crown jewels as they pass by.
I tried my best not to appear like the relative newbie I was so as to avoid some of the sharks. The main bar was quite full, with most couches with a good view of the bar occupied. I found a space and brushed away a couple of girls who came my way. Eventually a girl called Amina (or Adina?) approached me. My guess is she is 5' 7 as she was close to my height when she had her heels on. Her face had a girl next door look, she had long wavy dark hair and natural C-cups. We chatted for a bit and because I didn't hear her name right I thought it might have actually been Nina who I heard so many good things about from other reports, though I doubted she was her I thought she was hot so we started negotiating. She offered everything except anal which I had no problem with. Off we went to the room and I committed to an hour which involved 20 mins of a back massage followed by some light kissing, BBBJ, FS in usual positions and CIM. She was excellent throughout, I would have preferred DFK but wasn't a big deal and she knew all the tricks to make me finish though in fairness she didn't need many! Afterwards we stayed in the room for about 15 minutes just chatting, she said she had recently come to Artemis from another FKK and that although she was German her parents were Iranian hence her darker looks. Recommended.
After Amina, I spent some time grabbing food, sauna and resting up before I looked for further play. This took some time, because by this point the rooms and girls were busy and you had to go and look for the girl you wanted. It didn't help that there was one group of guys and also an American guy who each occupied 3 of the hotter looking girls for a number of hours. I hung around the stairs for a bit and started talking to Nia from Romania. Nia is around 5' 5 with looks like C-cups and shoulder length straight hair. Though I was aware of the bad rep some Romanian girls have, she seemed friendly and so agreed a plain vanilla session, which was really good. She did everything to please me and in the process seemed to please herself also which helps the ego.
I was wiped at this stage so left at around 3.30am.
2 final pointers I learned from last night:
1. Walking the short distance from Westkreuz station late at night can be a little disconcerting at times, especially when you think everyone knows where you are going when you walk out of the station and also that you have quite a bit of cash in your wallet. I've read here that it is quite safe, however it is a really quiet walk to / from the club, so just be prepared for hearing your own breath as you walk.
2. You can go in with the best of plans on who you will session with first and after etc, but when it is busy it is really difficult if nigh on impossible to find a girl you might have heard good reports here but never seen before in the club unless she has a distinctive tattoo, or some other visible feature. Just play it easy and see how the night goes, if a girl approaches you that you get a good vibe from, go for it and if in the process you happen to hear or see someone you had planned on meeting, then all the better.
Nille Copenhagen
08-17-13, 13:23
Greetings guys,
I was durchgeficken at a sexparty earlier that day, but I couldn't miss / resist Artemis and the girls, so I joined Frej of Asgaard in the evening at Artemis, It was a slow evening many favorites was not there, but still plenty of girls to sample.
There were some stripper / dancing girls performing a basic show, nothing that would excite me, they stripped off their lingerie, this was kind of odd, when the other girls in Artemis were all naked and was better looking! LOL
I wanted to swim in the outdoor pool but the weather was too cold that day so I went inside and grab some food instead.
Frej and I went to the downstairs bar to have some quite time to chat. There I eyes Andrea in the bar she noticed me, but I was chatting with Frej so she didn't wanted to disturb us she told me later, good girl.
Then we when up to the main bar via the secret stairway. There we met up with Kimino and Zimmerbaby.
We chatted for a while then Kimino got horny and went hunting, so did Zimmerbaby and Frej and then me.
We found each our girl and when upstairs to "heaven"
I met Debbie, she was sitting in the bar with her German "girlfriends" we fooled all around with jokes and teasing, but I was most interested in Debbie, she could clearly sense it. After some more chat we agreed to get upstairs and have fun.
Debbie DE, beautiful girly type of girl with nice curly hair, slim, nicely made silli-bobs
She is really nice and smiled when I fucked her and she made these girly sounds too. Very turn-on for me, hehe.
You know the drill, BJ, DATY, CG, Miss, Doggie and then bang!
Later I met up with the guys the "usual" suspect again in the main lounge. I toured around the club and chatted with diff. Girls, usually the main stairways is a good meeting and potting point.
Later in the night I choose Andrea.
Andrea RO, this time she was blond, slim, petite, nice real see-cup bobs. She is nice to chat with and have sex with too, I didn't have more shots in me, but somehow she manage to make me cum, what a good girl. Later I hang out in the main bar and lounge, took a nap on the round platform bed with a big smile on.
There some sharky girls asked if it was my first time and pop the "Zimmer baby" question after 30 sek. Of cause they can't fool me, hehe.
I stayed until closing and went back to my hotel. What a great day, first sexparty and then Artemis, the perfect combo of both worlds. I was durchgeficken!
Cheers to Kimino and Zimmerbaby and Frej, see you around.
ZimmerBaby
08-17-13, 13:46
Yep, that should be version 17. LOL.
KiminoAs a clever man once said; we don't pay for sex, we pay them to leave.
If you're a tattooed-lady lover, you'd certainly have loved the line-up.
ThanksThanks for the report ShoesAndSocks. I personally appreciate this style of reports, concise, all names present, no bs but just the info.
Kimino
This is a big problem with Artemis. If ever a girl chooses to ruin a session, the manager will basically act as defense attorney for the girl. This makes the sharkier ones believe they can get away with whatever they want.
If ever you are in that situation again, the best thing to do is make it very clear you understood what just happened and you are not returning unless you get a refund. However, Artemis basically has a monopoly on the FKK business in Berlin, and that means service can only get worse with time. If you want real choice follow Ilink's path to Frankfurt or Düsseldorf.
And the basic problem is that you can never prove your argument (that is what happened in the room) , unless you have a camera with you!
The best thing to do is to just forget it and go on!
It would be funny to go to the front desk and say "the lady's blowjob was not good" or "I paid for cim, but she let it out as I was cumming".
Nille Copenhagen
08-17-13, 18:34
As a clever man once said; we don't pay for sex, we pay them to leave.They don't leave we leave them, they stay at Artemis LOL.
Norwegian 90.
Seriously. Don't trust this girl. She's a prostitute. You paid her for sex. Keep the relationship profesional and don't allow her into your home or your personal life. What if she steals from you or attempts to blackmail you? I may be over cautious but why take the risk?
One of the great things about doing a hooker is you don't have to buy her dinner, take her shopping or meet and pretend to like her mom and her friends.
Pay her. Enjoy the sex. Then walk away. Thats safe sex.
S.
I think you guys misunderstood me a little on this one, I hope its not my english. As I said I know she is not interested in me in that kind of way, and I am not interested in her neither. So no way in hell I am going to have my heart broken. I know she's not going to sleep with me for free. But she's invited as a "friend". And will ofc not charge me for anything except of sex. The main purpose of the visit is actuly not SEX. The thing is, we had a really nice chemestry so I have no problem inviting her as a friend". And I know I would have to pay for it if I want sex, but I know what to expect from her. I don't seee her as a scammer at all. And she has been the best provider I have ever met in a german fkk Club. I doubt I can find any better. Therefore I think is going to be nice to have her her all by "my self". She is "mine" when she's here, and if I want sex Ill have to pay. I know that. The question is how much she would charge me, I know I should just ask her before having her over. So then I can be able to fuck my all time favourite fkk girl without having to travel to Germany. She is really nice to be wth and I would like to meet her in a non proffesional ambience. SHe is coming her for free, and I have not promised her money for sex. That is of course up t o me. If I don't like her price I will never pay her for having sex with her, if she's going to charge me like a highend escort girl. So I am not going to be scammed, thats not the problem.
Basically I just wanted to know if anyone could share some experiences on this topic or give me some advices.
Thanks.
Norwegian90
One of the great things about doing a hooker is you don't have to buy her dinner, take her shopping or meet and pretend to like her mom and her friends.
Pay her. Enjoy the sex. Then walk away. Thats safe sex.I wish we had Likes on this forum.
Kimino
Wolvenvacht
08-17-13, 19:23
I think you guys misunderstood me a little on this one, I hope its not my English. As I said I know she is not interested in me in that kind of way, and I am not interested in her neither. So no way in hell I am going to have my heart broken. I know she's not going to sleep with me for free. But she's invited as a "friend". And will ofc not charge me for anything except of sex. The main purpose of the visit is actually not SEX. The thing is, we had a really nice chemistry so I have no problem inviting her as a "friend". And I know I would have to pay for it if I want sex, but I know what to expect from her. I don't see her as a scammer at all. And she has been the best provider I have ever met in a German fkk Club. I doubt I can find any better. Therefore I think is going to be nice to have her her all by "m self". She is "mine" when she's here, and if I want sex I'll have to pay. I know that. The question is how much she would charge me, I know I should just ask her before having her over. So then I can be able to fuck my all time favorite fkk girl without having to travel to Germany. She is really nice to be with and I would like to meet her in a non professional ambiance. She is coming her for free, and I have not promised her money for sex. That is of course up to me. If I don't like her price I will never pay her for having sex with her, if she's going to charge me like a high end escort girl. So I am not going to be scammed, that's not the problem.
Basically I just wanted to know if anyone could share some experiences on this topic or give me some advices.
Thanks.
Norwegian90So she will visit you (at her own expense) , stay at your place for free, not have sex (unless paid) and generally treat you like her personal tourist guide? It just doesn't add up, either (small) miracles still happen or it is indeed some kind of scam. I like these things more if there are less "uncertainties", so indeed have a clear agreement on how much she will charge you for sex. Remember this saying from the Asian forums: "We do not pay these girls to come to our room, we pay them to leave in the morning".
Norwegian 90.
Seriously. Don't trust this girl. She's a prostitute. You paid her for sex. Keep the relationship professional and don't allow her into your home or your personal life. What if she steals from you or attempts to blackmail you?
S.And why would one of these girls do that? Well, as one of them explained to me quite simply, because they can! Most of these girls have nothing to lose in comparison to the monger, who may have everything to lose. That said, it can work but you had better be a good judge of character and make sure you have a solid understanding. In the past, I invited one of my favorite tutes and her sister into my home. The beautiful tute was willing to fuck me for free behind closed doors while her sister slept in the next bedroom over. It can work, but keep your feet on the ground and a level head about it. And know who you're dealing with. I had known this girl for almost four years before I let her and her little sister stay with me at my pad.
I've dated a few "hookers". The thing is that they are all normal girls too. But some are actors and just lie while others are more true. It is up to you to sniff out what you think about a certain girl though, but my own experience is that the true girls (hookers) don't ask me for money. Happened 3 times to me, although all 3 were in Asia. The culture there is a bit different I guess though. I haven't dated a European (hooker) so far, so I'm not sure myself.
So she will visit you (at her own expense) , stay at your place for free, not have sex (unless paid) and generally treat you like her personal tourist guide? It just doesn't add up, either (small) miracles still happen or it is indeed some kind of scam. I like these things more if there are less "uncertainties", so indeed have a clear agreement on how much she will charge you for sex. Remember this saying from the Asian forums: "We do not pay these girls to come to our room, we pay them to leave in the morning".I don't agree. Norwegian should talk frankly with the girl to make sure everything is clear beforehand. Not all FKK girls are bad scammers.
I have had FKK girls stay overnight at my place with no sex included in the deal. If I was horny, I could offer to pay for sex and no obligation on girls part to provide it. It was clear she was staying as a "friend" and it suited her as she wanted to be in that location and I was providing free accommodation and a bed she could sleep in.
I am still good friends with an ex FKK girl even though we have no sex anymore and have met up in other countries.
Okay you guys are highly suspicious but its not an impossible thing at all.
Norwegian should be concerned about whether the girl is running away from someone in Germany, and that Norway is a good hiding place. This is a possible ulterior motive that maybe has not been considered. Would not be the first time. Will the girl be keen to go home or not?
Could be there is nothing suspicious at all, too.
WorkTravel80
08-17-13, 22:40
Norwegian 90.
Seriously. Don't trust this girl. She's a prostitute. You paid her for sex. Keep the relationship profesional and don't allow her into your home or your personal life. What if she steals from you or attempts to blackmail you? I may be over cautious but why take the risk?
One of the great things about doing a hooker is you don't have to buy her dinner, take her shopping or meet and pretend to like her mom and her friends.
Pay her. Enjoy the sex. Then walk away. Thats safe sex.
S.No one will blackmail me. I am the boss. If I don't like her price quoted for sex I will not pay her for sex. I have not promised her money for sex. I am not going to get blackmailed by a fkk girl. Actually I am the one with power" I have experience negotiate with professional girls. So although I most probably want be able to fuck her for free" I belive I have the power and skills to negotiate a fair price for sex.
Norwegian99
WorkTravel80
08-17-13, 23:18
[QUOTE=Sammyt; 1460030]Norwegian 90.
Seriously. Don't trust this girl. She's a prostitute. You paid her for sex. Keep the relationship profesional and don't allow her into your home or your personal life. What if she steals from you or attempts to blackmail you? I may be over cautious but why take the risk?
S. [/QUOTe.
The reason I have that much power" is that if her atitude changes, I have the right to kick her out and shell have to find herself a hotel etc etc. And pay for her own food. I don't think she wants that. And I have several escort girls that I can contact for really good prices if she happens to charge me high end prices. That means I can offer her a prixe abd if I find it way to expensive I can tell her that I can get cheaper sex from my escort friends for example. I am the one in charge here. Do you guys feel me?
Norwegian90
WorkTravel80
08-17-13, 23:37
I don't agree. Norwegian should talk frankly with the girl to make sure everything is clear beforehand. Not all FKK girls are bad scammers.
I have had FKK girls stay overnight at my
Could be there is nothing suspicious at all, too.Thanks. Man! Why would. She scam me / blackmail me? This girl is NOT getting paid for visiting me. Ill pay for her plane ticket and let her stay in my house thats it. I am not going to splurge her with gifts etc and I have not promised her money for sex. And she knows I am not richSo this girl. Actually has nothing to "win" when it comes to visit me. Exept of getting to know another country and to meet me haha! If she wanted to eaarn a lot of money she wouldave charged me for her visit like most of the other professional girls would do. So its my decion whether Ill pay for having sex with her. She is kind of visiting me off duty so I think I should just relax and if I want sex I should try to negotiate the best price possible.
Norwegian90
SuppenHuhn
08-18-13, 00:26
Eventually a girl called Amina (or Adina?) approached me. My guess is she is 5' 7 as she was close to my height when she had her heels on. Her face had a girl next door look, she had long wavy dark hair and natural C-cups. We chatted for a bit and because I didn't hear her name right I thought it might have actually been Nina who I heard so many good things about from other reports, though I doubted she was her I thought she was hot so we started negotiating. She offered everything except anal which I had no problem with. Off we went to the room and I committed to an hour which involved 20 mins of a back massage followed by some light kissing, BBBJ, FS in usual positions and CIM. She was excellent throughout, I would have preferred DFK but wasn't a big deal and she knew all the tricks to make me finish though in fairness she didn't need many! Afterwards we stayed in the room for about 15 minutes just chatting, she said she had recently come to Artemis from another FKK and that although she was German her parents were Iranian hence her darker looks. Recommended.Please look for Amina: http://fkk-harmony.com/Deutsch/girls.html Its her old club.
Nille Copenhagen
08-18-13, 00:28
Thanks. Man! Why would. She scam me / blackmail me? This girl is NOT getting paid for visiting me. Ill pay for her plane ticket and let her stay in my house thats it. I am not going to splurge her with gifts etc and I have not promised her money for sex. And she knows I am not richSo this girl. Actually has nothing to "win" when it comes to visit me. Exept of getting to know another country and to meet me haha! If she wanted to eaarn a lot of money she wouldave charged me for her visit like most of the other professional girls would do. So its my decion whether Ill pay for having sex with her. She is kind of visiting me off duty so I think I should just relax and if I want sex I should try to negotiate the best price possible.
Norwegian90What is the big fuzz just do it and report back so people can learn, I agree not all girls are bad or gold diggers, but many are.
I also have pro girls as friends. So invite her over or you will regret it for the rest of your life!
Ill pay for her plane ticket and let her stay in my house thats it. I am not going to splurge her with gifts etc and I have not promised her money for sex. And she knows I am not richSo this girl. Actually has nothing to "win" when it comes to visit me.
Norwegian90Norwegian,
I know of one FKK girl that went to stay with a guy in another country (similar to yours) for a short time. After a week he decided she might be better to stay on. She quit FKK soon after and now lives with him permanently. Obviously was a mutual decision though.
Hessen Bub
08-18-13, 08:45
What is the big fuzz just do it and report back so people can learn, I agree not all girls are bad or gold diggers, but many are.
I also have pro girls as friends. So invite her over or you will regret it for the rest of your life!+1. Just do it.
HB
ShoesAndSocks
08-18-13, 09:06
Thanks for the report ShoesAndSocks. I personally appreciate this style of reports, concise, all names present, no bs but just the info.
KiminoYou're welcome. The info I have gained here certainly has helped me. For example, I talked with the very attractive Tunisian (Shia?) and got the same prefer-older-men / won't-kiss / special-massage messages that others had reported, so I passed. Otherwise, I'd have taken her just for the gorgeous arse.
Also should have mentioned the rather persistent approaches of a number of women, plus getting asked the awful "Why not?" question when you politely decline a session for not the first time. What answer are they expecting."Oh well, I don't find you at all attractive, and you irritate me. Besides that, I'm totally into you."
Blue Swede
08-18-13, 09:20
+1. Just do it.
HB+1 Do it! . And report! This is a bit thrilling now.
Is it rude if I spend time with the girl, let her massage me, touching in both sides and after that I don't take her upstairs and she has done it for nothing? Or does that happen there all the time?If you get to the point of front and back massage, go will be in the Zimmer baby and the clock will be ticking. Once any serious touching starts, the girls will consider the transaction in process. Some will come and sit / lie next to or on top of you and chat for a minute or 20. You can test her with a little kiss or 2 and certainly try to get your little brother's attention. Massage will generally be offered in the room. Enjoy.
I have a had a couple of quiet visits recently and caught up with RB, Kimino and Buck.
In June I sessioned with old friends Mary (BUL) , Alev (TUR) and Fatima (SLO). Fatima was about to go on holidays and thanked me for my efforts especially with tongue and cock that day and over the years. Nice and thanks (I could list specific highlights) but it sounds like good bye? No, she said, just going on holidays. I supposed one day it will happen.
I met some new friends: Kylie, a slovakian that lives in Prague. 23 brunette, slim tanned killer body, B cup breast, pink nipples. Nice face. I went with her twice and he declined on the kiss front in the room after agreeing downstairs. She speaks excellent English (german not as good) , likes DATY, a little reticent on getting athletic starting FS. The second time around I was a little pissed off at the no kiss issue, so I decided to give it to her with full gusto doggy style. Interestingly, she really seemed to like this and got into it. Cute girl but not a repeat for me.
I also met Sonja (ROM) 19yo new to A. Very limited English, better German. Brunette. Someone said she looks like Susan Dey, green eyes. True. A cup breasts with large pink nipples, very slim but with a shapely rear end. This was a good session without being spectacular, limited by language. I was impressed with how nice she was and watched her bum descend the stairs after the session.
I was back in July. Nice efforts with Martina (BUL) and Alev (TUR). I met Silvia (ROM) 26 yo, brunette, deep dark eyes, nice slim body, recent arrival. This was a mutually enjoyable session. In chatting, I asked if she was a friend of Sonja's. She laughed nervously and said yes. She told me she was in Berlin.
I visited a few days later and has a very good time with Jennifer (DR). I then met Sonja, English had improved. Had a spectular session with her. We were chatting afterwards and she tells me Silvia is her sister. I was somewhat cynical about this. After all Romanian is half way to China, right? It actually turns out to be true. I did think about the prospect of doing them in tandem or at least asking but time ran out.
Fatima was about to go on holidays and thanked me for my efforts especially with tongue and cock that day and over the years. Nice and thanks (I could list specific highlights) but it sounds like good bye? No, she said, just going on holidays. I supposed one day it will happen.Don't be afraid, she's back. She returned from vacation last week for another season. Maybe her last, just ask her by yourself.
Nooky Ninja
08-20-13, 05:12
I looked at the 360deg. Viewer on the Artemis website, but realized these are pictures of the old locales. Anyone have pics of the new place? The club moved six months ago?As usual, RTFF.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1413411#post1413411
I looked at the 360deg. Viewer on the Artemis website, but realized these are pictures of the old locales. Anyone have pics of the new place? The club moved six months ago?Artemis didn't move, it's at the usual place near Westkreuz station. They added a new onestory wing, outdoor jacuzzi and pool and a sun terrace. Check Artemis website for some pics (choose 'Gallery', then 'Outdoor').
Looks like I might be able to be in Berlin the 11th Sept. Last day of IFA, a Wednesday. Nice day to fly, BTW.
I've already been in Art during IFA but just can't remember how crowded it could get. Lineup should be at the max, but there could be a bunch of people. Rule is hit the place early,"eat" what you can and then either leave or just hang around in the vibe. Anyone has better memory than me about the last day of IFA situation in Artemis, from prev years?
Kimino
Rocketboy0
08-20-13, 16:09
Looks like I might be able to be in Berlin the 11th Sept. Last day of IFA, a Wednesday. Nice day to fly, BTW.It will be a little more than normal but not unbearable like the days before where even at 8pm there can be a line outside. Could be some new staffers, could also be that all are completely shot from all the frenzy, and that all orifi still have smoke pouring out. You know the drill. The whole electronics congress is of course just an excuse-people do not understand that IFA really means I Fuck at Artemis.
IFA really means I Fuck at Artemis.Ahahaha, we should print tshirts and sell them outside the Messe. Maybe with an agreement with the management where who enters wearing the tshirt gets a 10% discount or a free beverage token.
Ok, ok, enough BS. Just make sure you are around on the 11th!
Kimino
It will be a little more than normal but not unbearable like the days before where even at 8pm there can be a line outside. Could be some new staffers, could also be that all are completely shot from all the frenzy, and that all orifi still have smoke pouring out. You know the drill. The whole electronics congress is of course just an excuse-people do not understand that IFA really means I Fuck at Artemis.Line outside? Shit, that can't be fun. Having blue balls and standing in line. How bad is it nowadays though? Are there some messes that don't attract such a big crowd?
http://www.messe-berlin.de/en/TradeShowsAndEvents/Messekalender/index.jsp?view=month&month=8&year=2013&scroll=plus&lang=en&eventType=FAIR
Every weekend in September is fucked.
Looks like I might be able to be in Berlin the 11th Sept. Last day of IFA, a Wednesday. Nice day to fly, BTW.
I've already been in Art during IFA but just can't remember how crowded it could get. Lineup should be at the max, but there could be a bunch of people. Rule is hit the place early,"eat" what you can and then either leave or just hang around in the vibe. Anyone has better memory than me about the last day of IFA situation in Artemis, from prev years?
KiminoIFA itself
From several visits to IFA in the past, the last day of IFA is fly out home day for visitors and for folk manning the booths. Usually, visitors head off around noon if they haven`t already left. Senior booth workers certainly will be off with perhaps a token number of juniors manning the fort until official closing time.
Some enterprising souls may head for A and other venues, the vast majortiy will be so shop worn, late nights out and sore feet that they just want to get on a plane or car and away. The Fair attendees shouldn`t clutter up the place in large numbers. As for the girls, the damage will have been done by then. And the winners will be fanning the Euros and thinling of dunking their fannies in a cold bath, the not so very popular will have fewer euros in their handbags and may be looking for some more. Your program to hit early and then leave or chill is exactly right for any large Messe but the last day can be different as above. As an aside, my first visit some time ago to IFA was quiet. My dear "colleagues forgot" to inform me about Artemis so I missed it. This all before this incarnation of ISG. Silly me, but have made up for it since.
E.
Hi,
I've been reading some in this forum, making myself ready for my first visit to a FKK.
Just some questions:
How much are the usually extra's cost, and what is considered extra?
I'm aware that this depends on the girl, but what is usually CIM / Anal cost?
Also, are kissing with tongue something that's considered an extra? If yes, what the usual price?
I will probably by there 31/1 and 2, so if someone is interested to meet up just send me a private message, since I've heard it could be a little boring being there by myself if I plan to stay there most of the day.
Just back from a long awaited return to Artemis last night. I hope my short review will be small compensation for all the information I have read and tried to use from this forum recently.This is a brilliant report, many thanks.
1. Walking the short distance from Westkreuz station late at night can be a little disconcerting at times, especially when you think everyone knows where you are going when you walk out of the station and also that you have quite a bit of cash in your wallet. I've read here that it is quite safe, however it is a really quiet walk to / from the club, so just be prepared for hearing your own breath as you walk.
2. You can go in with the best of plans on who you will session with first and after etc, but when it is busy it is really difficult if nigh on impossible to find a girl you might have heard good reports here but never seen before in the club unless she has a distinctive tattoo, or some other visible feature. Just play it easy and see how the night goes, if a girl approaches you that you get a good vibe from, go for it and if in the process you happen to hear or see someone you had planned on meeting, then all the better.Both excellent pieces if advice. I am planning my return trip to Artemis, and that's one thing I definitely remember about my previous visits: that walk from Westkreuz to Artemis. You are hopped up on hormones, it is late, often windy, cars whizzing past, and all you can think of is how in 30 minutes you will be sinking you teeth into a firm set of buns. Mmmm.
I'm aware that this depends on the girl, but what is usually CIM / Anal cost? Also, are kissing with tongue something that's considered an extra? If yes, what the usual price?No, it doesn't depend on the girl, prices are fixed: CIM will be offerend for an extra fee of 50 E, Anal will be offered for an extra fee of 100 E. Never pay an extra fee for DFK or just simple kissing. Either the girl will kiss, or it won't. In general, it's a good idea to inquire the girl for issues like CIM, Anal or DFK before going upstairs with her.
I will probably by there 31/1 and 2.Good choice. Artemis will be filled up under the roof with girls, because of IFA fair starting some days later (see some answers below).
Buck Rogers
08-23-13, 17:40
But in Artemis anal is more expensive than in other FKK, more than the 60 to 50 EUR ratio? It is almost twice the cost of a normal session.
If so I guess they really need a real competitor.
The upsell on anal and also CIM is bothersome if repeated more than once in a session. I know we pay but a little of mood is helpful.
Given the other skills, IMHO the best girls are the ones that know how to manage (timing and way to propose) the (eventual) offer of extras. I have to say that incidentally, the ones I had the better experiences in Artemis over the years (and repeated sessions), never (o very rarely) proposed for extras themselves.
Cheers.
Buck
Given the other skills, IMHO the best girls are the ones that know how to manage (timing and way to propose) the (eventual) offer of extras. I have to say that incidentally, the ones I had the better experiences in Artemis over the years (and repeated sessions) , never (o very rarely) proposed for extras themselves.
Cheers.
BuckTotally agree. We should go checkout NRW. LOL.
Kimino
Hessen Bub
08-23-13, 20:46
Outside NRW anal is 100€ in almost every FKK.
HB
Outside NRW anal is 100€ in almost every FKK.
HBWhile in NRW it's usually 50Euro (when available) and 25euro for cim (when available) correct?
Kimino
While in NRW it's usually 50Euro (when available) and 25euro for cim (when available) correct?When available, quite correct.
Hey Fellows,
Hell of a job you've done here! I am planning to visit Artemis this coming week for the first time, but the only thing that holds me back is the fact I cannot see any Asian girl in their website. Does anyone can confirm whether they have some Japanese or Korean girls? As I said it will be my first time there, Any special advice for begginers?
Regards
I will probably by there 31/1 and 2, so if someone is interested to meet up just send me a private message, since I've heard it could be a little boring being there by myself if I plan to stay there most of the day.We could meet. By the way, how do I send a pm on this forum?
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But in Artemis anal is more expensive than in other FKK, more than the 60 to 50 EUR ratio? It is almost twice the cost of a normal session.
If so I guess they really need a real competitor.
The upsell on anal and also CIM is bothersome if repeated more than once in a session. I know we pay but a little of mood is helpful.
Given the other skills, IMHO the best girls are the ones that know how to manage (timing and way to propose) the (eventual) offer of extras. I have to say that incidentally, the ones I had the better experiences in Artemis over the years (and repeated sessions) , never (o very rarely) proposed for extras themselves.
Cheers.
BuckI am an anal lover too and I agree 100 euros is a lot especially if they upsell agressively like it happened to me with Czech Nicole. We go with these girls.
To also improve our mood and forget our daily problems. Agressive upsell destroys our mood and also results in their loss too. My best anal experiences in Artemis were also by me asking and not her insisting for anal upgrade.
Does anyone can confirm whether they have some Japanese or Korean girls?None. At the max you can find some Thai girls, not many.
Kimino
I think I saw both one Thai and one Philippine girl last time I was there. But that was it from Asia. Most are from Europe at Artemis, but I think there are 2 or 3 from latin America too, plus a few Africans, although I wouldn't give any of them more than a 4. One hot girl from the Dominican republic that I would give a 7 or an 8 though as far as I recall with fake blonde hair.
Devilspinkick
08-26-13, 02:21
I think I saw both one Thai and one Philippine girl last time I was there. But that was it from Asia. Most are from Europe at Artemis, but I think there are 2 or 3 from latin America too, plus a few Africans, although I wouldn't give any of them more than a 4. One hot girl from the Dominican republic that I would give a 7 or an 8 though as far as I recall with fake blonde hair.So the lady from the DR is still there, gives me something to look forward to. Don't think I've ever met a Korean dame at any FKK. Last time I met a Japanese lady was at The Palace and that was a couple of years ago.
. DSK
Lookoflove7
08-26-13, 09:40
Hi,
Has anyone seen Lotus at Artemis recently?
LOTUS: 25 (?) POL: 170 cm, slim, sweet, long brown hair.
Shall be in Berlin this weekend. Will love to see her again.
LOL7
Hi,
Has anyone seen Lotus at Artemis recently?
LOTUS: 25 (?) POL: 170 cm, slim, sweet, long brown hair.
Shall be in Berlin this weekend. Will love to see her again.
LOL7Unfortunately not. And I've been looking for her both in late July and in mid August. Let us know if you spot her.
Kimino
So the lady from the DR is still there, gives me something to look forward to. Don't think I've ever met a Korean dame at any FKK. Last time I met a Japanese lady was at The Palace and that was a couple of years ago.
DSK
I think I saw both one Thai and one Philippine girl last time I was there. But that was it from Asia. Most are from Europe at Artemis, but I think there are 2 or 3 from latin America too, plus a few Africans, although I wouldn't give any of them more than a 4. One hot girl from the Dominican republic that I would give a 7 or an 8 though as far as I recall with fake blonde hair.The Latin girl with blonde hair is from Cuba. I think her name is Isabella but I'm not sure.
There is a DR girl there but she is petite and black. I'd say about 1.60 tall.
There are also two Colombian girls there (none of them dark) and a dark Brazilian.
I think that's about all the Latin women at Artemis. At least as far as I know.
They don't seem to be that popular on this forum though.
The Latin girl with blonde hair is from Cuba. I think her name is Isabella but I'm not sure.
There is a DR girl there but she is petite and black. I'd say about 1. 60 tall.
There are also two Colombian girls there (none of them dark) and a dark Brazilian.
I think that's about all the Latin women at Artemis. At least as far as I know.
They don't seem to be that popular on this forum though.I do remember a Cuban girl with curly blonde hair and big, fake tits. I cannot remember her name. There is one Colombian girl I went with named Michelle. She is good friends with Nika. Michelle does ball licking very well and has a nice tight pussy. Unfortunately, it did not smell very fresh, so I did not go down on her. She also does not kiss. Live and learn, I guess. Her nice ball licking technique made the session memorable.
FiddyCent
The Latin girl with blonde hair is from Cuba. I think her name is Isabella but I'm not sure.
I do remember a Cuban girl with curly blonde hair and big, fake tits. I cannot remember her name.
Big fake tits, curly blond hair? Maybe Belle. There's another girl called Isabella, but she claimes to be Moldavian or Romanian.
There is a DR girl there but she is petite and black. I'd say about 1.60 tall.Jennifer. Check Artemis website for some pics of both.
Do they serve schwarzbier (black beer, strout) at the bar in Artemis? I know they serve normal beer, but I wonder if they have black beer. I love them!
Big fake tits, curly blond hair? Maybe Belle. There's another girl called Isabella, but she claimes to be Moldavian or Romanian.
Jennifer. Check Artemis website for some pics of both.There's a Romanian (probably Gypsy) girl with brown skin and blonde hair. She often claims to be Italian. Never went with her but wouldn't mind.
And there's a mulatta with big enhanced tits and blonde hair which reaches to her waistline. She's Cuban.
I do remember a Cuban girl with curly blonde hair and big, fake tits. I cannot remember her name. There is one Colombian girl I went with named Michelle. She is good friends with Nika. Michelle does ball licking very well and has a nice tight pussy. Unfortunately, it did not smell very fresh, so I did not go down on her. She also does not kiss. Live and learn, I guess. Her nice ball licking technique made the session memorable.
FiddyCentHm. I reckon the Colombian girls are named Helen and Lorena. But then again, these girl do change their names sometimes.
I'm thinking about hitting the Art in September (rather sooner than later). Are they're any dates that I should avoid?
There's a Romanian (probably Gypsy) And there's a mulatta with big enhanced tits and blonde hair which reaches to her waistline. She's Cuban.Perhaps Jennifer tells some people that she is Cuban, while whe tells others that she is from the Dominican Republic? I haven't heard anyone claiming she is from Cuba before now, but perhaps she is the one you are referring to? She told me she was from the Dominican republic though, and it seems she has at least told 4 other guys the same. But true, we should take this with a grain of salt.
I'm thinking about hitting the Art in September (rather sooner than later). Are they're any dates that I should avoid?Expect a serious crowd during IFA fair nights (from 09/06 to 09/11). Maybe these are the dates you should avoid.
My trip to Artemis is planned on the Sep 7 (Sat) and cannot change this. My plan was to show up at Artemis at 3p on Sat and stay till late. Should I get to Artemis earlier to catch more girls who are not booked? What should I expect and what is a good strategy?Expect lines at the entrance and upstairs between 8 pm and midnight at least. Expect a whole bunch of bunnies, too, at 6 pm and later or so. But expect a wonderful choice of girls just from the beginning.
Try to Start your visit at noon, beat the rush. Leave in case the situation turns to busy for you, maybe for dinner and a beer or two. Return at midnight, if you like, check the situation, and decide by yourself to stay or to go.
my trips to artemis is coming up in few weeks time. looking forward to it as i am coming from other side of planet.
have you guys seen any of these girls below lately?
kimmi=half german half swedish girl, blonde, slitely big fake tits, little tattoes saying christopher on inside of her arm.
joy= blonde, big tits maybe fake, tattoes abdel on side of her stomach, big diamond studded cross necklace, blue eye, german girl.
ivy= [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) looking german girl, black hair, little scorpion tattoo on her foot but she often hide it with legging.
gordana= i think her name is gordana, half italian half romanian girl from brescia italy, brown tanned, black hair often ponny tale, small tits, thin.
coco= albanian girl.
marketa= fanous czech girl on forum, blonde.
if you have seen these girls recently please let me know or maybe by look of the website. girls seems to change alot.
thanks.
Kimmi=Half German Half swedish girl, blonde, slitely big fake tits, little tattoes saying christopher on inside of her arm.Maybe it's a good idea to ask in Palace thread for her. She's not an Artemis regular.
Marketa= Fanous Czech girl on forum, blonde.Spotted her lately.
joy= blonde, big tits maybe fake, tattoes abdel on side of her stomach, big diamond studded cross necklace, blue eye, german girl.
ivy= [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) looking german girl, black hair, little scorpion tattoo on her foot but she often hide it with legging.
marketa= fanous czech girl on forum, blonde.joy: quitted the job, for what i know.
ivy: met her in mid august.
marketa: met her in may, then never again.
kimino
Marketa= Fanous Czech girl on forum, blonde.She was there last weekend.
Hmmm Kimmi is not around. I know she is more palace girl, but very sometimes she is at Artemis, so I was hoping she is around when I am there this time round. Well I`ll try some other newbies then.
I am looking forward to new wing, but it will be mid September. So outside pool maybe too cooold during night;. (Thank you very much for info guys and if you see Kimmi please do post!
In closing I am glad that some of the girls I wrote down are still around in Artemis as I like nostalogy feeling when I see them as some of them I had sessions with for more than almost over three years!
She was there last weekend.Marketa's picture is gone from the website now.
Lookoflove7
08-31-13, 00:36
Sunny day, spend many at the new outside area. No many choice today, still the same line up but without the ones I was looking for. Noticed two girls that would be nice to session but for unknow reason I was unable to catch them, fucking busy. So I went with a nice turkish girl (Alayah) from Kohl, wearing glasses like a secretary, small size with big butt. Funny girl, to try at least one time. Later on the day, I went with Kylie (already sessioned). Very nice face and body, but don't smile at all. Sexy but sad.
LOL7
Lookoflove7
08-31-13, 00:40
She was there last weekend.She is not here this weekend. I haven't seen her for month.
Lookoflove7
08-31-13, 00:44
Unfortunately not. And I've been looking for her both in late July and in mid August. Let us know if you spot her.
KiminoNo sign of Lotus unfortunately.
HockeyPuck821
08-31-13, 09:36
Here is my report from my first visit to Artemis. I have been twice to Oase in Frankfurt and I am as such used to the FKK concept. Since Berlin is so easily accessible I decided to call in sick and embark on a day of debauchery in a club that is said to be comparable to my FKK 'home arena' in Frankfurt.
I took advantage of Angus Magee's excellent video of how to get to the club from Westkreuz station. No problem whatsoever. While showering I met up with a couple of Swedes who I hung out with for the rest of the day. There were actually many people from Sweden, dunno where my countrymen from Norway are.
Upon entering the fray I am glad I had the experience of fending off sharks. It was 1130 in the morning and a lot of girls were ogling me. After weighing my options I had my eye on a blonde tall hanging by the main bar.
#1: Karolina (30) from Poland. F:8, B:8, S:8. Blonde. We talked about Krakow over a cigarette before heading to the room. I am a sucker for a nice face, to me a nice body can never compensate for the lack of facial beauty. I am also quite picky about the body, it needs to be tight and firm. Karolina met these criteria. I would like to have a word or two with the chap that invented dessous day. What on earth could have made him think it was a great idea to hide the girls attributes in lingerie? Anyway, Karolinas tits turned out to be smaller than I thought, but I surely didn't mind. After a quick blowjob I fucked her missionary style, then doggy. I asked for cowgirl but I am not sure if I was ignored. Anyhow, she then asked me if I wanted to try a finger up my ass while she was giving me a blowjob. I was thinking it was a bit on the gay side but caved in when she claimed 'they all want do it, but no-one wants to admit it a first'. F* great is what it was. I tried to hold back, but couldn't, that rarely happens. Went 40 mins for 100. Damage: 100 for zimmer + 50 for extra. May possibly repeat.
Went and had look see around. Nice place, but I miss the heated bubble bath that Oase provides.
#2: Angie (32) from Kosovo. F:9, B:8, S:9. Brunette. I would never have believed she was 32, she looks more like 25. The best body around at that time in my eyes. The ass was so firm you could bounce a coin off it. She came and introduced herself to us and I soon after left to grab her before someone else took her away. She is really a charmer and gave me a real GFE. She has lovely brown eyes and – of all things – the name of her boyfriend tatooed to the right side of her lower stomach. After some initial talking and flirting she went down on my little companion which was covered for the occasion. Then I was – lo and behold – offered the same fingering service as before. Is this like an Artemis special? Anyway, I accepted, and as a result couldn't stop myself from exploding in her mouth a few minutes later. She let out a 'Oh. I thought we were going to fuck. '. A sweetheart. Damage: 60 for zimmer + 50 for extra. Will repeat.
Time for dinner which by far exceeded my expectations. I was told that it could vary greatly from macaroni and tomato sauce to chicken and some thai food we were served Wednesday. My Swedish friends had hatched a plan about a grand finale where the were to be treated by 6 women at the same time. I told them it might not be good value for money, but they were pretty persistent. Both of them got pretty drunk as the day progressed and after one of them tried to convince one of the tutes to come with him back to Sweden as an au-pair to live in his basement, they eventually ended up falling asleep on the beds next to the downstairs pool. As for myself, I was occupied with finding my third and final girl of the day before I had to make a run to the airport.
#3: Iris (26) from Romania. F:8, B:7, S:7. Light brown hair, not so tall, quite nice titties (100 grams silicon as supplement to nature). I didn't find an abundance of potential providers in the lounge, so I turned to the old trick of waiting by the stairs to see if I could catch a popular gazelle returning to the herd. Running out of time I quickly decided to go with Iris, but soon realized that she didn't have the tight butt I normally require. Not at all bad, but might not have had passed the muster if I had more time for QA. Her english was so-so and a quite annoying voice to go with that. I requested a massage, and she duly obliged but wasn't particulary good at it. She was quite talkative and I politely listened to her chit-chat, but as soon as there were an opening I put a blowjob on the agenda. Then I asked her to fuck me cowgirl and then I did her doggy. Nice moaning and good effort so I decided to give her an extra tip with a COF. I asked her to play with herself as I had to get myself off if it was going to happen soon enough. Not many drops came out, but I was pretty much spent and just glad to have finished according to plan.
All in all, a nice experience. Might very well go back, but am looking forward to my next trip to Oase in November.
Rocketboy0
08-31-13, 09:57
After a prolonged absence, RB returned last night to a very pleasant scene at the Liebe Bahnhoff. Staff at full strength, and on the male side, fairly, even surprisingly quiet. Summer holiday spending seems to have depleted mongers which is all to the good as rooms were plentiful, vibe very relaxed, and lots of no stress choices. A number of girls said they came back earlier than they would have preferred because there was concern there would be no sleeping quarters left next week as the IFA gathers pace. The summer has brought some nice tans and trimmings to a number of the regulars, as well as some newbees. And some shockers, like Jenna with very short punkish hair. Discussed the RB-Kimino IFA: I Fuck at Artemis T-Shirt idea with senior management, and all agreed it is indeed an idea.
Went first with the new Aphrodite (DE, Köln, brunette, youngish) for a somewhat forgettable session. With the sort of new Megan on the radar but retiring early in the evening, RB finally took the plunge after years of indecision and excuses with Lena (PL, tall, lithe, blond). In RB's humble opinion, she is one of the most strikingly beautiful girls there, and her new longer hair makes her even more so. But she is very quirky, and by no means a GFE, with a few frustrating boundaries (no lips smacking). So once we agreed this would be a sports fucking session (or fickness, as she calls it) all was well with the world. I really enjoy her odd, rough sense of humour and no nonsense ways though many could find it off-putting. Anyway, for those of you lucky enough to be around Berlin through next Wednesday, conditions could not be much better, so enjoy it before the IFA Tsunami breaks.
No sign of Lotus unfortunately.thanks Lookoflove7.
I'll look for her on the 11th, if she is not there in those days, well...
Kimino
Hyderabad1980
08-31-13, 19:19
Few questions.
Is this strictly group sex or can you choose your own girl to do your thing?
Bareback possible in FKK clubs in Germany?
Is their a rapid AIDS test or something available?
How about A-level?
Are the girls German or eastern European Romanian types?
Love Germany but have never ventured to these places.
Lookoflove7
08-31-13, 23:10
"It's raining today, and I'm just about to forget the train window girl." (Scott Walker)
Whatever, Artemis is on my plan for today! Came at mid afternoon, check the girls around, quite the same crew as last night.
Two girls were on my schedule, nothing will stop me for meeting them today! I stand on the stairs until the first one came. Lucky I am, the first one was just downstairs chatting with a customer. I just get down and waited she finished her chat and immediately when she turned around said "halo, how are you?". I could see on her face that she looked surprise, but it didn't take long to make her understand what I was looking for.
Lina (or Lena) , I am not quite sure for the name now but for sure it was short and with a A at the end. Nice face, slim body, blond, long hair, small tits, tatoo at the right of her pussy, black legging. From Germany (Hamburg) , she invited me to visit her city "Maybe one day day darling". Mid twenties. Very good attitude, smiling and good conversation (English). We start with a very good blowjob in kino in front of two guys looking at us "Fuckers!". Very good skill. We continue in room, her blowjob still make me hard. So I visit her pussy in different positions, with a body like hers this was very enjoyable. I just came between her legs. So beautifull!
To repeat for sure (sorry I may be wrong about her name).
I came back at night. Same strategy, I waited at the stairs for the girl to come at me. And she came!
Milik, this time I am sure about the name (it means angel in turkish and king in arabic). German girl originally from Turkey. GREAT BODY! Big tits (with a piercing on her left one) , very nice butt (not big) just enought to make it sexy. The kind of body that would give life to any deadman. Very nice face, from my point of view her face make me remind of Victoria Beckham. Brown body (she often go to solarium) , I really like (I thought she was Bresilian when I first saw her). I was eaging to session with her since last night but she was crazy busy Friday and I couldn't manage to catch her attention.
So we went in room upstairs. So hot that we open widely the window and hear our neighbours fucking hard closed to us, we start to laught. Very good attitude, very good English, good feeling! I took her for one hour, we fuck, discuss, smoke, fuck, discuss, dring and smoke again. I just can describe you how it feel to take her doggystyle with her butt and big tits. Just crazy sensation for the sex addict that I am.
She will be 25 years old next week, so please wish her for me an happy birthday!
To repeat and repeat and repeat!
I may be back at Artemis.
LOL7
So, time to give something back for all the great tips I've recieved before my Berlin trip.
Since I'm still here, I will only review my first day at Artemis and my thought about the place.
Before my visit I had looked at a video made my "MrAngusMagee" (A big thanks to him!).
This made it really easy for me to find my way once I was at the Westkreuz S-bahn station.
I do not now why, but in my head I needed to take the U-bahn and not the S-bahn so I was a little confused at first.
I arrived pretty early so I think the ratio girls. Boys was like 3 to 1. This led to some pushy girl, and some of them was pretty aggressive in my opinion.
Never been to an FKK before, this was a totally new experience for me, and I have to say, the premises was really great with lots of different places to hang out, swim, sauna etc etc.
It's also and ATM there which you'll probably need.
I didn't get all the names, so I'm hoping someone in here can help me a little with that.
Jade (or Jude) (Someone can probably fill in. Couldn't find anything on their site).German. She really looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt, and in my eyes she looks so nice that I turned my head everytime I saw her.Talked to her for some time, and she was really nice so I decided to go with her to a room.Once there, the girl really changed; Appeared pretty uninterested and in a hurry to get quickly done.
Would not recommend.
Girl from Manila (Don't remember her name either, hopefully someone can help me) She's pretty low and not part of the most attractive.) Really a great girl to talk to. I only had her for 30 min massage only. Since she claims to work at an massage studio when not working in Artemis.
Girl from Prague. Chech Rep. (Again me and names. Pretty tall blond girl with bangs (Hair cut short above face) Really good looking girl but stone cold after entering the room. Things like "don't touch there" and "I don't do doggy because it hurts".Needless to say I left early with unfinished business.
At this point I started to think that this place maybe was not for me, but then Laura showed up.
She's not really my type of girl, but after some nice chats and blowing her off two times, she would still wave and smile if I looked at her.(Not like many of the other girls that was so charming until I said I didn't want to come with them too the room, and they just turned away and left)
I thought to myself that if this girl also goes wrong, I have nothing to do here.
Let's just say that she changed the way I feel about the girls there, and I'm probably to blame for choosing the wrong girls.
I will do some more research here in the forum before returning Monday.
Just as a side note: I've never been to any FKK style clubs, and I think this could have brought out the "sharkness" in some of the girls that normally don't behave that way.
Is this strictly group sex or can you choose your own girl to do your thing?Usually you choose your own girl.
Bareback possible in FKK clubs in Germany?Sometimes something happens upstairs in Artemis. But the rule is: covered fucking only. Maybe you better try FKK 40 or Dolce Vita for bareback fucking.
Is their a rapid AIDS test or something available?Girls in Artemis are tested frequently (HIV, Hepatitis, some other STD's). It's mandatory for them. Test for male guests are not available in Artemis.
At this point I started to think that this place maybe was not for me, but then Laura showed up.
Let's just say that she changed the way I feel about the girls there.Ahahah, I fully understand what you are talking about! Well done.
Hungarian, long dark hair, right? She is in my shortlist.
If you liked Laura, try to find Viola, Russian, long dark hair, usually pony tail. Doesn't walk around much and usually does not go up to guys a lot. Search the thread for a better description. Speaks very little english, but all you need to know is "Zimmer?".
Thanks for the report.
Kimino
It's also and ATM there which you'll probably need.Don't count on the ATM. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
Girl from Manila (Don't remember her name either, hopefully someone can help me) She's pretty low and not part of the most attractive.) Really a great girl to talk to. I only had her for 30 min massage only. Since she claims to work at an massage studio when not working in Artemis.Maybe Irish.
Girl from Prague. Chech Rep. (Again me and names. Pretty tall blond girl with bangs (Hair cut short above face) Really good looking girl but stone cold after entering the room. Things like "don't touch there" and "I don't do doggy because it hurts".Needless to say I left early with unfinished business.Sounds like Nikole.
"We start with a very good blowjob in kino in front of two guys looking at us "Fuckers!".
Hey, I'm guessing you're on the clock once the BJ starts in kino right? I just want to make sure not to spend too much time in Kino especially if you chose 30min. Still haven't made my Artemis trip yet, so still looking for details.
"I took her for one hour, we fuck, discuss, smoke, fuck, discuss, dring and smoke again."
For the few non-smokers at Artemis, do the girls have a cigarette breathe / taste when kissing? I know from reading here you shouldn't pay for kissing, either they do it or not. But if they have smoke taste it may not be worth asking for it. But than again, they may be so hot I might forget.
Lookoflove7
09-01-13, 19:34
Hey, I'm guessing you're on the clock once the BJ starts in kino right? I just want to make sure not to spend too much time in Kino especially if you chose 30min. Still haven't made my Artemis trip yet, so still looking for details.
For the few non-smokers at Artemis, do the girls have a cigarette breathe / taste when kissing? I know from reading here you shouldn't pay for kissing, either they do it or not. But if they have smoke taste it may not be worth asking for it. But than again, they may be so hot I might forget.Yes of course, time is running since she starts to do it. This is perfectly understandable.
Yes of course, if you kiss a girl who has just smoked then you will feel it, don't need to go in a fkk for that. But don't worry most of the girls who smoke used gum or spray to "mask" the tast of smoke in their mouth.
LOL7
I feel Marketa is missed badly at Artemis now. Really hope she is not all gone now.
Also Nadia, Jayda and Tiara seems to be gone or on a long vacation, and quite a few of the other hot girls are having more days off work than on now. I feel Artemis needs a new bunch of girls if so many are leaving or working less.
Hello you all guys spending their time in mongering heaven.
I am planning a second visit to Germany. My previous one was to Berlin and I have spend most of my time in Artemis. Now I consider to go to Frankfurt and enjoy many clubs like Oase-World and Palace or make a second visit to Artemis. I guess that this comparison been done in past and I must RTFF but I am just not so patient to find out all these previous posts. I will be happy if you can give me a comparison or forward me to the related posts. And also do you think summer has a bad effect on FKK clubs because many girls going to sunny beaches like Barcelona-Antalya-Thailand etc..? How bad is it ? and how is the atmossphere compared to winter time? Regards.
Rocketboy0
09-02-13, 22:04
I am planning a second visit to Germany. My previous one was to Berlin and I have spend most of my time in Artemis. Now I consider to go to Frankfurt and enjoy many clubs like Oase-World and Palace or make a second visit to Artemis. I guess that this comparison been done in past and I must RTFF but I am just not so patient to find out all these previous posts.All this has been discussed too often. Use the search function and you will find posts quickly. You assume we have both the patience and the desire to do your homework. Summer is over, all FKKs back to full strength.
Meanwhile. I tried to convince Megan (DE, brunette, busty) that breathing is not considered an extra, but she felt it, and most anything worth doing was, she was not keen on doing it anyway, so after being fired up on the idea for days, I declined. A number (but not all) German and Hungarian clique is doing this ad absurdum. So all your Ifa-tiers, please be forewarned and be sure you ask what all is included before hitting the zimmer. With all RB's staple harem, this is of course not an issue.
And on a very sad note, the Turkish masseur Haji. 40 yrs old and a nice guy, died of a heart attack 2 days ago, on a S-Bahn. Everyone understandably pretty shaken up about it and he will be missed.
Hello you all guys spending their time in mongering heaven.
I am planning a second visit to Germany. My previous one was to Berlin and I have spend most of my time in Artemis. Now I consider to go to Frankfurt and enjoy many clubs like Oase-World and Palace or make a second visit to Artemis. I guess that this comparison been done in past and I must RTFF but I am just not so patient to find out all these previous posts.Ciao Iceberg27, don't know when you are planning to fly in but summer is over anyways so that should be no issue.
If Artemis was your first and only Fkk visited, I would choose Frankfurt. There's plenty of big clubs, you can add Mainhattan and Sharks (which I never visited) , so you will be able to see new places and see what better matches your tastes.
Visited Palace 5/6 times, Oase and Mainhattan just a couple of times, so not an expert at all. 8/9 months I don't visit Fra. Numbers tell my preference.
Only Palace and Mainhattan are in the city, to visit the rest you will have to move around by train + taxi or with a car, so you will need to make some planning. All the info on how to get to any club can be found in the various threads, just needs some reading and searching. There's hardly any difference in how things work in the different clubs. Get in, get your robe, put money in locker, grab the girls, have fun.
Some say a club is sharkier, another is more GFE oriented, you decide the importance to give to this kind of judjements. Basically, the best club is the one you enjoy the most.
Kimino
Hessen Bub
09-02-13, 22:19
I tried to convince Megan (DE, brunette, busty) that breathing is not considered an extra,What? Breathing? An extra? Please help a stupid German.
HB
And on a very sad note, the Turkish masseur Haji. 40 yrs old and a nice guy, died of a heart attack 2 days ago, on a S-Bahn. Everyone understandably pretty shaken up about it and he will be missed.Shocking. I'm very sorry to hear this.
This Megan you are talking about, is that the very cute girl, nice eyes, tall, hanging around in the DE sofa area / group?
The one I'm thinking of is really intriguing, but never felt like trying her, don't know why.
Did you see Janita+Brigitta around?
Yes, I'm on cold turkey. LOL.
Kimino
Lookoflove7
09-03-13, 00:14
My appologise for her name on my previous report, she is Melek (and not Milik) sometime I and e sound the same. Especially on satursday night.
After a break on Sunday, I came back to Artemis today. Melek was on my plan as I knew that she would be here on Monday.
In 5 minutes, I found Melek. Eyes contact and we get up in room 21.
Melek, (I will repeat myself) GREAT BODY, really nice face (looklike Victoria Beckham she admitted it when we chat together today) , perfect tits (ferm and big with a piercing on her left one) , so good to kiss and caress, incredible butt (just can't imagine how it feel to take her doggystyle) , long and black hair, German (orinally from Turkey) , very good English, smilling all time, very good attitude, in resume, she is a GREAT GIRL WITH A PERFECT BODY!
We had two sessions toonight, that was just incredible! Very good blowjob skill, all positions are fine with her, we had sex like we were running a marathon, I just love to take her from behind, she has just a wonderfull butt, and her tits shaking on your hand. What else can you ask?
My appologise to her cause I promise to go for a 3rd one but I just couldn't. After 3 days at Artemis.
I will see her on my next trip to Berlin for sure! First choice of course!
(Again) wish her an happy birthday for me next week!
LOL7
Hey, maybe this is really old news, but I found this youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2CbRAYwOwk) of an fkk club. Not sure which club or how this guy was able to sneek in a phone or camera. Anyway, is this how fkk clubs (and Artemis) are in general? The video had a night club feel to it (dark with loud club music playing.) Again, just curious.
Nille Copenhagen
09-03-13, 00:39
Hello you all guys spending their time in mongering heaven.
I am planning a second visit to Germany. My previous one was to Berlin and I have spend most of my time in Artemis. Now I consider to go to Frankfurt and enjoy many clubs like Oase-World and Palace or make a second visit to Artemis. I guess that this comparison been done in past and I must RTFF but I am just not so patient to find out all these previous posts. I will be happy if you can give me a comparison or forward me to the related posts. And also do you think summer has a bad effect on FKK clubs because many girls going to sunny beaches like Barcelona-Antalya-Thailand etc? How bad is it? And how is the atmossphere compared to winter time? Regards.Hi Ice,
How are you? Let me know when you are planning to visit Germany, I can take you on a great club-tour, if it fits my schedule, PM me your plans. The Hessen clubs are big enough so there are almost no summer or winter effect on the # of girls, except around Christmas and new Year, you will have more than 50+ girls or more to choose from in each clubs. So don't worry. You will always find girls you like. In summer time you can use the outdoors area.
Cheers,
Nille
And on a very sad note, the Turkish masseur Haji. 40 yrs old and a nice guy, died of a heart attack 2 days ago, on a S-Bahn. Everyone understandably pretty shaken up about it and he will be missed.What?
Is Haji the one from Antalya originally and quite built, hairly and looks quiet, but when you speak to him he has nice smile all the time who has the not the first massage bed but second one in the corner as his work station? He is also on Artemis website in picture gallery in Hamann turkish bath.
There are three four massage guys. 2 white guys, and two turkish. One turkish is young and older one seems about about 40 years old or more. This older guy is Haji yes? He has beem at Artemis for long time.
If so, RIP as I had at least 30 massage done by him. RIP Haji. One week before my re-visit. I get to learn this news. I never thought it was my last to see him last year when I last visited Artemis last.
Please someone confirm if this guy I described above is Haji. Thanks.
Did you see Janita+Brigitta around?Brigitta has not been around lately. I don't know about Janita though as I am not sure who she is.
By the way, I met this hot very energetic and forthcomming ethnic Kosovo Albanian girl (raised in Germany) the other day (I cannot recall her name). I was pleasantly surprised about her sensuality. A true gem. I kinda wish there were more Albanians at Artemis, hehe.
By the way, I met this hot very energetic and forthcomming ethnic Kosovo Albanian girl (raised in Germany) the other day (I cannot recall her name). I was pleasantly surprised about her sensuality. A true gem. I kinda wish there were more Albanians at Artemis, hehe.Maybe she is Coco. She is from Albania and can be energetic and nice once you get to know her. I think coco was raised in Cologne Germany and I know she is Albanian, but kosovo part I do not remember.
Rocketboy0
09-03-13, 08:37
Please someone confirm if this guy I described above is Haji. Thanks.Sadly, it is.
HB. I meant breathing was an extra ironically. So many things were "extras" it was absurd. Shame because she got my drums beating and we talked about hooking up for a few days.
Several of that sofa crew are high maintenance IMHO. Strictly cold business, no joy.
K- Have sighted Janita but not Brigitta.
SuppenHuhn
09-03-13, 08:39
Brigitta has not been around lately. I don't know about Janita though as I am not sure who she is.
By the way, I met this hot very energetic and forthcomming ethnic Kosovo Albanian girl (raised in Germany) the other day (I cannot recall her name). I was pleasantly surprised about her sensuality. A true gem. I kinda wish there were more Albanians at Artemis, hehe.Angie maybe?
And on a very sad note, the Turkish masseur Haji. 40 yrs old and a nice guy, died of a heart attack 2 days ago, on a S-Bahn. Everyone understandably pretty shaken up about it and he will be missed.I am sorry, but I have to confirm the sad issue, too. Sudden heart attack on his way home from work, as I've been told. No rescue unfortunately.
Hi Ice, how are you? Let me know when you are planning to visit Germany, I can take you on a great club-tour, if it fits my schedule, PM me your plans. The Hessen clubs are big enough so there are almost no summer or winter effect on the # of girls, except around Christmas and new Year, you will have more than 50+ girls or more to choose from in each clubs. So don't worry. You will always find girls you like. In summer time you can use the outdoors area.
Cheers,
NilleKimino and Nille thanks your patience and desire for doing my homework!
It looks like there are a lot of options around Frankfurt and it's a necessity to rent a car while you are over there.
Nille I am fine. I have send you the message. Check your inbox.
BR
I am sorry, but I have to confirm the sad issue, too. Sudden heart attack on his way home from work, as I've been told. No rescue unfortunately.Maybe it was late at night and noone in train or s-bahn station. If there are things maybe different. Well.
RIP Haji! I will be in Artemis from sept 11th on. And I will think of you by the pool! I only give annual visit to Artemis as I live far away, but I do 12 days straight everyday at Artemis with my annual trip, And Haji always remembered me from one year before. He was wonderful guy with good heart.
I always miss some girls who quitted the job as sex provider at FKK, but never a man, but with Haji, he will be missed. He was nice guy. RIP.
This news came off guard today. Thank you everyone for confirming.
Rocketboy0
09-03-13, 17:23
The one I'm thinking of is really intriguing, but never felt like trying her, don't know why.KiminoWell far be it for me to know what you are thinking, but we shall discuss during your blitzkrieg visit, depending upon who is still alive post IFA. Good to know you try only those who are not intriguing, which might also be a strategy used by Kim Jong Un.
Sad news indeed. He was always my first choice massage guy.
RIP
HockeyPuck821
09-03-13, 18:19
By the way, I met this hot very energetic and forthcomming ethnic Kosovo Albanian girl (raised in Germany) the other day (I cannot recall her name). I was pleasantly surprised about her sensuality. A true gem. I kinda wish there were more Albanians at Artemis, hehe.That's all you've got for a description? Not much to work with. But I second the Angie suggestion, as she is truly sensual and pleasant. Was she slim, her hair tied up and had a tattoo above and to the left of her pussy?
Nille Copenhagen
09-03-13, 22:30
Kimino and Nille thanks your patience and desire for doing my homework!
It looks like there are a lot of options around Frankfurt and it's a necessity to rent a car while you are over there.
BRYes a car is needed, I always have a car, it saves you time, you can stay longer at clubs and be with the girls.
Most club are located in the countryside. FKK Palace and Mainhattan are in the City limit.
Entered September, summer is ending and IFA is on. So with all this conditions set. Are the girls mostly back to Artemis from their summer holiday now?
Or this weekend they are all coming back?
Entered September, summer is ending and IFA is on. So with all this conditions set. Are the girls mostly back to Artemis from their summer holiday now?
Or this weekend they are all coming back?They're all back. Or mostly back. The most impressive lineup I've seen for months. But, IFA-Tsunami is on its way.
Entered September, summer is ending and IFA is on. So with all this conditions set. Are the girls mostly back to Artemis from their summer holiday now?
Or this weekend they are all coming back?As previously reported by RB, yes, the lineup should be at it's max.
Kimino
They're all back. Or mostly back. The most impressive lineup I've seen for months. But, IFA-Tsunami is on its way.thanks for the info Pharisaer. Guess it's going to be fun. LOL.
Kimino
They're all back. Or mostly back. The most impressive lineup I've seen for months. But, IFA-Tsunami is on its way.Perfect, I will be there on 11th on for 12 straight days! Great that line up is back and good. I made right dates to visit.
However, once I was in Artemis in July during down season, it was not bad line up, but really really few guests.
I hear that until 10th of September Artemis is expected to be busy though as on 11th, IFA end and I read that most of the people who are at IFA leave as it finishes on 11th.
I just hope that all line ups will stay on week after IFA.
I hear that until 10th of September Artemis is expected to be busy though as on 11th, IFA end and I read that most of the people who are at IFA leave as it finishes on 11th.
I just hope that all line ups will stay on week after IFA.Stop worrying, it's going to be great. I'll be up with other ISGers on the 11th too.
Cheers.
Kimino
thanks for the info Pharisaer. Guess it's going to be fun. LOL.
KiminoMaybe I'll check it at Saturday, we'll see. I have to make a phonecall first.
That's all you've got for a description? Not much to work with. But I second the Angie suggestion, as she is truly sensual and pleasant. Was she slim, her hair tied up and had a tattoo above and to the left of her pussy?I think it was her yes.
Since this is my first visit to an FKK I'm now sure that I like escortservice better than the FKK setup, so please take that into consideration when reading my report.
(I've posted some of these earlier but I do it again since I didn't have all the names correctly. Big thanks to Pharisaer!)
Jade (or Jude) (Someone can probably fill in. Couldn't find anything on their site). German. She really looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt, and in my eyes she looks so nice that I turned my head everytime I saw her. Talked to her for some time, and she was really nice so I decided to go with her to a room. Once there, the girl really changed; Appeared pretty uninterested and in a hurry to get quickly done.
Not Recommended.
Irish (Manila)
She's pretty low and not part of the most attractive.) Really a great girl to talk to. I only had her for 30 min massage only. Since she claims to work at an massage studio when not working in Artemis. Did a pretty good job.
Nikole (Czech Republic)
Pretty tall blond girl with bangs (Hair cut short above face) Really good looking girl but stone cold after entering the room. Things like "don't touch there" and "I don't do doggy because it hurts". She also tried to sell me anal and cim many times all through the session. Needless to say I left early with unfinished business.
Not Recommended.
Laura (Hungarian. Dark hair)
She's not really my type of girl, but after some nice chats and blowing her off two times, she would still wave and smile if I looked at her. (Not like many of the other girls that was so charming until I said I didn't want to come with them too the room, and they just turned away and left)
Incredible experience. An intense session with lots of DFK. When we where done we where both soaked in sweat.
Highly recommended.
Julianne. Tall dark haired. Czech Republic? (Sits mostly at the bar in the lounge, but I didn't see her smoke)
After spending some time chatting with her at the bar, I got a feeling that this would not be an incredible experience.
In the room this turned out to be pretty acurate, but since it was early in the day and noone better around at the moment I did it anyway, so that's my own fault. .
Not Recommended.
Nina. Dark haried (Czech Republic?)
On my stay I got to know this great Swedish guy (If you're on this forum send me a message) who comes in regulary, and after telling him about my first experiences he recommended me to try Nina.
What can I say, besides that I should have followed his advise the first day. Had a great session with her and I would highly recommend her.
I told her that I should have been with her on my first visit, and her answer was that she had asked me, but I turned her down, and she never asks twice, so that was totally my fault.
When I think about it I remember turning her down, but how could she also remember. She must have a super memory.
I got a feeling she is one if the more popular girls in this forum and I can see why. Will for sure see her again.
Highly recommended.
To sum it all up.
This is my first trip to Germany and an FKK club, and because of a couple of great experiences the last day I would say it was nice. After the first day I was not sure if I would be back.
For future trips like this I will still prefer Prague / London or Manchester as they are my usual destinations. More about that in the Berlin section, since it mostly covers escorts.
Will I go back? Probably, yes.
The reason is that it is a nice place, lots of beautiful girls to look at and take to the room if you would like. But it's also a great place to relax, take a swim, sauna or an dampfbad.
Lately I've been working 14-15 hours days, so this time the timing was perfect. Next time I'm really exhausted and need to refill my batteries, FKK Artemis is the place I will visit.
Again, as so many people have wrote earlier in this forum, but that cannot be said enough times. Take some time, talk a little to the girl you would like to see if there are any chemistry there.
I really had this in mind my first day, but still I ended up in the room with gorguoues, boring, whining babes. On my second visit I had learned my lesson and choosed girls wiser.
PS: Since I really like Prague the best, I just have to say that me mostly picking Czech girls was really just an coincidence.
Nikole (Czech Republic)
Pretty tall blond girl with bangs (Hair cut short above face) Really good looking girl but stone cold after entering the room. Things like "don't touch there" and "I don't do doggy because it hurts". She also tried to sell me anal and cim many times all through the session. Needless to say I left early with unfinished business.
Not Recommended.She will do anal but won't do doggy because it hurts. Where's the logic in that?
Big thanks to Pharisaer!)You're welcome. It's for mongering scientific purposes only. Big thanks for your report!
Jade (or Jude) (Someone can probably fill in. Couldn't find anything on their site). German. Not Recommended.AFAIK correct spelling is Jayda. Tried her a year ago or so, just an average experience.
Julianne. Tall dark haired. Czech Republic?She's Czech. Maybe correct spelling is Giuliana, but I don't know.
Nina. Dark haried (Czech Republic?) She must have a super memory.Legendary Nina. Uncrowned Queen of Fickfabrik and Poondorf. Czech. She can recall nearly everthing what you spoke and did with her, room number, lenght of session. Incredible.
Will I go back? Probably, yes.Probably? You will, definitely. Now you're hooked.
Nina. Dark haried (Czech Republic?)
On my stay I got to know this great Swedish guy (If you're on this forum send me a message) who comes in regulary, and after telling him about my first experiences he recommended me to try Nina.
What can I say, besides that I should have followed his advise the first day. Had a great session with her and I would highly recommend her.
I told her that I should have been with her on my first visit, and her answer was that she had asked me, but I turned her down, and she never asks twice, so that was totally my fault.
When I think about it I remember turning her down, but how could she also remember. She must have a super memory.
I got a feeling she is one if the more popular girls in this forum and I can see why. Will for sure see her again.
Highly recommended.
Will I go back? Probably, yes.
I really had this in mind my first day, but still I ended up in the room with gorguoues, boring, whining babes. On my second visit I had learned my lesson and choosed girls wiser.Hi there!
Are you from my neighboring country and like to hang aroud by the pool, without book?
Then maybe I'm the Swedish guy.
Glad to hear that you got some nice time in any case. And Nina has a super memory, anything you've forgotten, just ask her.
Antex
Hi there!
Are you from my neighboring country and like to hang aroud by the pool, without book?I could be that guy. In case you have a crazy hairdo.
AFAIK correct spelling is Jayda. Tried her a year ago or so, just an average experience.Last time I saw Jayda (she's half Spanish, half German from Hamburg and sells cars on her spare time) she had blonde hair and didn't look like Jennifer Love Hewitt at all.
I like this girl though. She has a great sense of humor, and is not pushy to get to the room from my experience. Truth be told yes. She may not be the best bed wrestler, but not the worst either.
=BoniFun; 1467990]Since this is my first visit to an FKK I'm now sure that I like escortservice better than the FKK setup, so please take that into consideration when reading my report.
Nikole (Czech Republic)
Pretty tall blond girl with bangs (Hair cut short above face) Really good looking girl but stone cold after entering the room. Things like "don't touch there" and "I don't do doggy because it hurts". She also tried to sell me anal and cim many times all through the session. Needless to say I left early with unfinished business.
Not Recommended.Again another client's bad experience with Nikole. Please sent complaints to Artemis management for this girl. I did too.
Again another client's bad experience with Nikole. Please sent complaints to Artemis management for this girl. I did too.I think there is no point complaining about girls then these type of girls will go somewhere-else instead of change themselves.
Personally, I think it is better to let the sharks swim, then we learn how to manage them. This way we remain with more selection of girls, good looking girls.
This upsell etc. Are like a disiease we do not want to spread, Yes I feel that. But I think complaining won't change a thing as these girls are mostly nice, but they aint most obedient type of girls.
Personally, I manage with these girls via money as that is what they want, but when I pay I tell them what I want, like I take up the offer of CIM or Anal, BUT gives certain conditions OR I do that one session and never go with her again, it is just 60 euro and there are more nice girls than sharks in Artemis.
I know I know, it is annoying, but this is never ending issues, so personally I just deal with it my way and never let these girls do things their way all the way, but I do give half way to come to some agreement to get good session.
Personal opinion.
Hey, how are the IFA Tsunami so far? Crowded beyond imagination tsunami or usual weekend tolerate level crowded wave?
Once I was in Artemis when there was football match in Berlin. Whoa. It was like riding crowded train.) I hope IFA is not that bad of crowdiness.
Last time I saw Jayda (she's half Spanish, half German from Hamburg and sells cars on her spare time) she had blonde hair and didn't look like Jennifer Love Hewitt at all.
I like this girl though. She has a great sense of humor, and is not pushy to get to the room from my experience. Truth be told yes. She may not be the best bed wrestler, but not the worst either.She is one hot Chica! I had a good turn with her. I concur with Pistons. She does not look like Jennifer Love Hewitt. She is much prettier, in my opinion. There is something special about her personality. You can see it in her smile. Recommend! I didn't know she sold cars. She could probably sell me a lemon and I would buy it.
FiddyCent
Again another client's bad experience with Nikole. Please sent complaints to Artemis management for this girl. I did too.IMHO you should stop your little crusade against her. Just try another girl or two. Please, read and understand the words of a wise man like Mr. Tosha:
I do that one session and never go with her again, it is just 60 euro and there are more nice girls than sharks in Artemis.Yes, there are more nice girls. Once you know a girl is a shark: let it swim, catch another fish.
Rocketboy0
09-06-13, 13:49
Chanced the last shot before the IFA Tsunami. Very pleasant, no more crowded than normal Fri or Sat and then only around midnight. Full team back apart from Martha (R) and Marketta (CZ) and Kimino I do mean FULL. Whether they will survive til next week who knows. RB chose not so wisely, trying for me unplowed fields w Chris (RU) and then Danielle (D) both with too many constraints or, for his tastes some odd techniques and will not repeat. C'est la vie. Also, despite superb weather and great food, there is some problem with the outdoor jacuzzi which since over a week has been, and continues to be, out of commission. They are of course working on it many IFA-tiers will be disappointed. However, finally FINALLY some decent music vs the usual computer generating wanking sounds outdoors and great to just hang out.
Hi there!
Are you from my neighboring country and like to hang aroud by the pool, without book?
Then maybe I'm the Swedish guy.
Glad to hear that you got some nice time in any case. And Nina has a super memory, anything you've forgotten, just ask her.
AntexHi Antex!
Yes, that's most probably me. Big thanks again for you're great tip. I did not try the other girl you recommended (Big boobs, short blond hair) Because she did not really look to be my type. Maybe next time!
Buck Rogers
09-06-13, 19:54
Whether they will survive til next week who knows.And if they survive I hope not too consumed or nervous. A bit of hope in decent weather outside to breath a bit if it will be full of men.
In general as for sharks or similar, they are there and they will always be, no sense in complaining to management or similar for a simple bad session. Personally, besides giving up on the 60 eur, I tend to save my shot and have my jewels more ready (and full) for the next (better) girl, that maybe will take the CIM with full load with related extra for her.
Cheers.
Buck
And if they survive I hope not too consumed or nervous. A bit of hope in decent weather outside to breath a bit if it will be full of men.
In general as for sharks or similar, they are there and they will always be, no sense in complaining to management or similar for a simple bad session. Personally, besides giving up on the 60 eur, I tend to save my shot and have my jewels more ready (and full) for the next (better) girl, that maybe will take the CIM with full load with related extra for her.
Cheers.
BuckOne should consider / factor in after a bad session a degree of self-examination. Was I too hasty in my selection, the vibe was missing and I chose to ignore it, was I myself too tired or jaded, or simply the chemistry was not quite there this time? And worse but possible, do I need to lift my game?
Neither the provider nor the consumer are robots with necessarily the same performance or reaction every time.
If the provider is a genuinely bad actor then as Buck et al have suggested the best tactic is to "hit them" in the purse. No more €, move on consider it a learning experience. The next one might be "the one", at least that is what is in the minds of many of us. Sometimes s*t happens, and sometimes it is Bingo!
I would differ a bit in that a truly outrageous performer (and not in the positive sense) or an out and out scam artist are eligible for the no more € treatment AND being reported to the management with clear facts and figures that stand up to post coital thrid party examination.
E.
and if they survive i hope not too consumed or nervous. a bit of hope in decent weather outside to breath a bit if it will be full of men.
in general as for sharks or similar, they are there and they will always be, no sense in complaining to management or similar for a simple bad session. personally, besides giving up on the 60 eur, i tend to save my shot and have my jewels more ready (and full) for the next (better) girl, that maybe will take the cim with full load with related extra for her.
cheers.
buckbuck and rb, just one thing. if you see me entering one of those stupid tepees in the main room, whoever i'm with, punch me on the nose! das zimmer ist klein. f* poliglot i am. lol.
kimino
Buck Rogers
09-07-13, 10:11
buck and rb, just one thing. if you see me entering one of those stupid tepees in the main room, whoever i'm with, punch me on the nose! das zimmer ist klein. f* poliglot i am. lol.
kiminosure, if i'm not engaged elsewhere. i've never entered those with a girl (closing the curtains). actually i don't like also the rooms near the downstairs kino that i think they are closed by a curtain also. i mean they are fine (to me) in the afternoon (as it is receiving a bbbj on the couches there, i remember once we were four guys each on one couch receiving a bbbj, a kind of experience) but during busy nights there might be too much noise coming from the kino if people get assembled around there. i remember one time having sex and hearing 10 or so people talking and laughing out loud 2 meters from the room. it kind of reduced my enjoyment that time. some normal noise is ok but that time was too much.
cheers
buck
Were there alot of people over weekend at Artemis due to IFA or it was usual weekend?
Were there alot of people over weekend at Artemis due to IFA or it was usual weekend?No usual weekend. Between 9pm and 2am heavy rotation, you had (IMHO have to wait, too, because IFA fairs lasts 'til Wednesday) to wait 30 mins and more for a room, regardless of upstairs, downstairs or outside. Basically full lineup from 4 pm. Some stunners missing, but a lot of wonderful interesting girls.
No usual weekend. Between 9pm and 2am heavy rotation, you had (IMHO have to wait, too, because IFA fairs lasts 'til Wednesday) to wait 30 mins and more for a room, regardless of upstairs, downstairs or outside. Basically full lineup from 4 pm. Some stunners missing, but a lot of wonderful interesting girls.Haha, so it was more or less normal crowded weekend and not extreme as tsunami. IFA is not that related to crowd level then.
I think Artemis was with my experience is at worst crowd level when there is football game. During the game is on. Not so many people at Artemis, BUT once the football game is over. Artemis was like rush hour train in London and big tsunami of clients come to Artemis.) Real tsunami that was.
So Artemis will be back to more or less normal crowd from Wednesday night as I read that most IFA people pack up and head home on the day IFA is over.
It is hard for oversea coming in clients like me who fly more than 10 hours as I have to check when is the best date for Artemis, when crowd level is less, girls are likely to be less. When girls selections are high, it could be tsunami.) Personally I think after or before tsunami high season is the best selections in Artemis as girls come before or stay on around tsunami season. Hard thing to predict!
No usual weekend. Between 9pm and 2am heavy rotation, you had (IMHO have to wait, too, because IFA fairs lasts 'til Wednesday) to wait 30 mins and more for a room, regardless of upstairs, downstairs or outside. Basically full lineup from 4 pm. Some stunners missing, but a lot of wonderful interesting girls.thanks for the info Pharisier!
Think planning to hit the place Wednesday was a good move. And the very unreliable weather forecast is currently getting better.
We will see.
Kimino
Blue Swede
09-09-13, 20:47
Visited Thurdag night, pre-IFA, good lineup of course.
Nina was booked long time it seemed.
Did meet Solida, a very funny and lovely girl in my opinion. Great BJ.
Later I did a session with Angie, a lovely and charming girl. Also good BJ (which BTW is my favorite topic).
Left for dinner in the city and returned about 22. 00 and it was still no general rush.
Finished the night with a duo BJ from thai Inga and her friend (forgot the name, some three letter one) havibg her hair in a bun.
A great finish for the evening.
Friday, arrived about 15. 30, still pretty calm.
Met a Turkish girl, long dark hair, glasses, name beginning with A (?). Session went downhill as my member was to big for her. She offered to abort the session from the beginning, so it was my fault. It was however lovery to cuddle with her.
Finished the evening with a German girl, blond short hair, pretty small girl, forgot the name (have to write notes!)
All in all a good session and a very nice girl. I saw her standing about two o clock position at the bar both nights.
At the same position, I saw the hightlight of the evening, a guy sitting on a bar stool, surrounded by two girls giving him a looong BJ! First time I see something public at Artemis.
Blue
Visited Thurdag night, pre-IFA, good lineup of course.
Nina was booked long time it seemed.
Did meet Solida, a very funny and lovely girl in my opinion. Great BJ.
Finished the evening with a German girl, blond short hair, pretty small girl, forgot the name (have to write notes!)
All in all a good session and a very nice girl. I saw her standing about two o clock position at the bar both nights.
At the same position, I saw the hightlight of the evening, a guy sitting on a bar stool, surrounded by two girls giving him a looong BJ! First time I see something public at Artemis.
BlueThanks for a nice review. IMHO Solida is very funny and what she does best is BJs.
About the Germangirl with short hair, did she also have big boobs? Then it might have been Jenna. Also a very nice girl and a good kisser.
Antex
Met a Turkish girl, long dark hair, glasses, name beginning with A (?). Session went downhill as my member was to big for her. She offered to abort the session from the beginning, so it was my fault. It was however lovery to cuddle with her.Description fits Alia. Dark skin, a little bit to much protruding hips?
Blue Swede
09-10-13, 15:15
Thanks for a nice review. IMHO Solida is very funny and what she does best is BJs.
About the Germangirl with short hair, did she also have big boobs? Then it might have been Jenna. Also a very nice girl and a good kisser.
AntexYou have to watch out for Solida though, she has a habit to put a lipstick kiss on your cheek. .
The German girl was not Jenna, it was a longer name.
Blue Swede
09-10-13, 15:16
Description fits Alia. Dark skin, a little bit to much protruding hips?I was Alida (I just forgot the name, memory as a goldfish)! I thought the hips was perfect! .
The German girl was not Jenna, it was a longer name.Just a nice riddle indeed. Samira?
Blue Swede
09-10-13, 21:25
Just a nice riddle indeed. Samira?Nope! I have to learn taking notes, with Evernote on the phone it would be easy if I just remember the name through the session.
Nope! I have to learn taking notes, with Evernote on the phone it would be easy if I just remember the name through the session.Don't worry, same here. LOL.
Last two times I was up, there was a new girl hanging around in the DE sofa group area. On the right just after going through the main area glass door. German, quite small, short blondish hair, fit but not a stunner, could be her. Talked to her but didn't session. Don't remember the name.
Kimino
Last two times I was up, there was a new girl hanging around in the DE sofa group area. On the right just after going through the main area glass door. German, quite small, short blondish hair, fit but not a stunner, could be her. Talked to her but didn't session.Samira, I'm sure. AFAIR in Artemis since mid July. Talked to her sometimes, didn't session her, too. But she's on my list, I'll give her a try someday.
Samira, I'm sure. AFAIR in Artemis since mid July. Talked to her sometimes, didn't session her, too. But she's on my list, I'll give her a try someday.Correct. She is " a girl next door" type. 163cm and 53 kilo, early 20ties. Before she worked Palace 1 year, but changed because of less customers this summer. Good session 1 Sept and I hope she stay at her new work. Another newcummer since April / May is also Nadine, German also GND type too, but bigger girl. But the best service provided this time, as always, was from my regular girls Shenai, Lulu, Nina and Fatima. I missed Jenna by 10 min. But Fun to doing germans in Germany anyway.
Thanks for a nice review. IMHO Solida is very funny and what she does best is BJs.
About the Germangirl with short hair, did she also have big boobs? Then it might have been Jenna. Also a very nice girl and a good kisser.
AntexHad my poorest session ever in the Club with Solida 1 1/2 years ago. But the BJ was ok.
Blue Swede
09-11-13, 21:41
Samira, I'm sure. AFAIR in Artemis since mid July. Talked to her sometimes, didn't session her, too. But she's on my list, I'll give her a try someday.That's her! Thanks guys, to help me solving this!
Just came back.
Spent a whole day in Art yesterday, Wednesday. Never did this before, from 11:15, till 4:45 when I left the room with Narasha.
Time simply flew away, great day.
Line up was very good, place never crowded. More people than on a standard Wednesday but ok.
Started up with Sabatina, first time for me. Polish, blonde, mid length hair, very nice body. Not many tattoos if any. Works in Globe.
Didn't ask her absolutely nothing before going to the room. Deep kisser, very good BBBJ and session. Enjoyed the girl. Recommended, will repeat.
Later on, grabbed Viola, Russian, pony tail, reported before. Had a 1hr very very good (and quite expensive LOL) session with her. Highly recommended again.
During the evening I spotted two girls dressed in the same way, a kind of pink baby dress, running around the place. Apparently twins, german, very young. I think they where there for some kind of party of some sort. Saw them carrying a cake, then hanginga around with a guy and bottles of champagne. I had the itch to get them both to a room, but just couldn't figure out if they where actually working as normal girls or if they were booked in some way. Anyways, did give up on the project.
After that. 3 plain vanilla but very enjoyable sessions with Janita, Brigitta and Natasha, just before leaving.
A great trip.
Kimino
Kimino, Did you see any girls with big asses?
IMHO you should stop your little crusade against her. Just try another girl or two. Please, read and understand the words of a wise man like Mr. Tosha:
Yes, there are more nice girls. Once you know a girl is a shark: let it swim, catch another fish.My little crusade? Wow. I did not know that trying to protect our friends is a problem for you. I wonder. Is she your friend?
In response to prior comments about my "crusade" I have to add the following comments :
Me and my friends go to Artemis quite often. We know which girls are good and which are problematic. Therefore we know how to take care of ourselves. But just imagine other clients that their trip to artemis is the excitement of the year or their initiation to our way of fun. Imagine that they arrive in Artemis and their fun day that they planned for so long gets ruined by a session with Nikole. How would they feel? Will they come back? Unfortunatelly not everybody is aware of this forum and some who know of it only read the latest comments. I am a businessman If Artemis was mine I would want to know what the problems are. If you guys do not inform the owner how do you expect him to know. I am surprised that informing clients bothered some of you. If Nikole is your friend, you should help her to understand the proper way of behaving. We go there to forget our daily problems and get a boost. If she does not understand then she should not be there.
Kimino, Did you see any girls with big asses?Ciao DasBooty. Depends what you mean with big asses. Some girls sure have a bit too much meat for my tastes, I'm normally for the slims. Just a few are really too much.
Kimino
Me and my friends go to Artemis quite often.You're lucky guys. I am not as lucky as you are, unfortunately.
If Nikole is your friend, you should help her to understand the proper way of behaving.She isn't my friend. I sessioned her one year ago when she was a freshman in Artemis. A very enjoyable session as far as I remember, a just-more-than-average-zimmer. The reason why I didn't repeat is not to be told in public about.
I don't think you and the other guys are telling BS about your poor experience with her. Probably you're right, but I don't know.
I used the word crusade. Why? Everytime one of us is reporting a poor session with her, you come along and add a message: Nikole is a shark, everybody of us should tell the management about it. IMHO that repeat is quite needless so far. The issue doesn't change, either you repeat it or not. Sorry, but that's the point.
I used the word crusade. Why? Everytime one of us is reporting a poor session with her, you come along and add a message: Nikole is a shark, everybody of us should tell the management about it. IMHO that repeat is quite needless so far. The issue doesn't change, either you repeat it or not. Sorry, but that's the point.Ciao Eliazar, I got the same feeling. Very probably just a perception.
I was with Nikole a bunch of times, always had great sessions and fun. Never got insistent upselling of any kind. I was surprised to read the bad reports. But I'm not convinced about them. Stopped to go with her because it was getting to be too much of a regular for me.
I saw Nikole Wednesday but she apparently woke up and left. Otherwise I might have picked her.
My2cents.
Kimino
Planning to visit Artemis 1 or 2 nights early next week. Hope to sample a few girls, but my ideal type is a blonde girl-next-door type. Can any of the Artemis vets on here provide some info on who might it that profile and whether they are recommended or not? Main goal is to find nice girls who will provide as good experience, so if there are girls who fit my ideal profile who will not provide a good experience, that would be very useful info. Specific physical descriptions of girls mentioned would be very much appreciated. Thanks for the help.
V
Rocketboy0
09-14-13, 08:06
Main goal is to find nice GND girls who will provide as good experience, so if there are girls who fit my ideal profile who will not provide a good experience, that would be very useful info. Specific physical descriptions of girls mentioned would be very much appreciated. Thanks for the help. VYour question is understandable but it really cannot be answered. We would all like to know ahead of a possibly long trip who will be the perfect GFE, GND, etc. The problem is the whole thing is completely a matter of taste, and chemistry. Whatever I might think reflects my tastes and how a particular girl and I get on. It is simply impossible to predict for a stranger. Also impossible to predict who will be around on a given night.
Case in point. All this bruhaha about Nicole (and please let this be the end of it). She is a classic girl next door. Some members have found her cold, strictly business. Others who are not posting here have found her great. It is ultimately a chemistry thing. And even if critics might say well they get on well with others so it "is" Nicole, that changes nothing. It is simply that between whomever and her, the chemistry was bad.
So my advice is, don`t worry about it, just go and above all else take your time, and take time to talk and feel the vibe and make sure there is some sort of click. And as has been said 1000 times before you head off to the room, make sure it is very clear what is included and expected from both sides.
With all these caveats, Sabatina (PL blond) , Anna (RU strawberry blond) , Nina (CZ brunette-maybe the ultimate GND though I have never been with her) , Fatima (CZ thin brunette also don't know) , Malik (DE brown) , Joyce (DE Blond) , Anika (DE color varies and your girl next door needs to like tatoos) would be some to talk with. These vary from busty to waify so you have a choice. There will be others. But at the end of the day, it is her, and you and how you both dance.
Your question is understandable but it really cannot be answered. We would all like to know ahead of a possibly long trip who will be the perfect GFE, GND, etc. The problem is the whole thing is completely a matter of taste, and chemistry. It is simply impossible to predict for a stranger. Also impossible to predict who will be around on a given night.VegaV7 et al with similar questions, perhaps another way of thinking and putting your concerns into perspective could be: Does a visit to a FKK on any given day or night match or beat your usual daily routine? If yes, then you should have an enjoyable experience with a bit of game on your part, and if not then perhaps stay with your current daily routine as you have it made.
E.
Artemis was dead last night! It felt like a Friday night from hell. Lineup was so so and there were very few girls compared to the amount of bratwurst available.
Session #1 Virginia (Hungary) Blonde girl with DSL (dick sucking lips) and big but not XXXXL boobs. Great PSE BJ finished with CIM. Had a little chat after sexy time and she was great fun.
Session #2 Evelina (Polish) Brunette with a big nicely shaped ass. Asked her if she did anal (she said no) but I couldn't pass on that ass. Good session and I told her that I might want to repeat later.
Since there wasn't much else to choose from I went with a sure thing.
Session #3 Evelina but this time it was much more sensual. Had a nice chat afterwards in the room then I gave her a tip and she lit up.
The hunt is on.
Thanks for the helpful responses so far. To provide some context, I have been to Artemis once before a few years ago, but I was inexperienced and was too quick to go with any girl who approached me. I still had a great time, and can't wait to return (as an American, it is hard to believe such a wonderful place even exists) , but I think going in with a little info about girls who currently frequent the club will help me make better choices. It still all comes down to the vibe with a particular girl, but some background info is still useful I think.
As a follow-up question-has anyone ever encountered an American girl working at Artemis. I imagine not-a hot American girl would expect a lot more $ for sex-but I am curious.
V
Thanks for the helpful responses so far. To provide some context, I have been to Artemis once before a few years ago, but I was inexperienced and was too quick to go with any girl who approached me. I still had a great time, and can't wait to return (as an American, it is hard to believe such a wonderful place even exists) , but I think going in with a little info about girls who currently frequent the club will help me make better choices. It still all comes down to the vibe with a particular girl, but some background info is still useful I think.
As a follow-up question-has anyone ever encountered an American girl working at Artemis. I imagine not-a hot American girl would expect a lot more $ for sex-but I am curious.
VI'm American too. I've been to the brothels in Nevada many times so after hearing what the fees are like at Artemis I understand what you're saying about American prices. I've never been to Artemis, but having found out about it a few months ago I am trying to get their before the end of the year. The girls look amazing, the rates are incredibly cheaper than Nevada's legal prostitution, and it sounds like the girls are eager to do more like CIM and anal.
I've been reading along the posts here learning more. There is a lot of information here and I thank the posters for the reviews.
I'm American too. I've been to the brothels in Nevada many times so after hearing what the fees are like at Artemis I understand what you're saying about American prices. I've never been to Artemis, but having found out about it a few months ago I am trying to get their before the end of the year. The girls look amazing, the rates are incredibly cheaper than Nevada's legal prostitution, and it sounds like the girls are eager to do more like CIM and anal.
I've been reading along the posts here learning more. There is a lot of information here and I thank the posters for the reviews.Having been to Nevada brothels and Artemis, there really is no comparison at all. It's definitely worth the trip if you can make it happen. The only reason it's taken me so long to get back is that I'm in a relationship of sorts.
Banana Boi
09-14-13, 19:22
I've been to the brothels in Nevada many times so after hearing what the fees are like at ArtemisThe girls at top FKK clubs in Germany rival top Las Vegas strip clubs like Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire, not the scary girls you get in a Vegas brothel.
The girls at top FKK clubs in Germany rival top Las Vegas strip clubs like Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire, not the scary girls you get in a Vegas brothel.From what I'm reading here and the pictures on the Artemis website I see what you mean. For example, a girl with Jenna's or Nina's body is rare in the major brothels of Nevada, and if you do get one the price is outrageous and everything costs extra, a lot extra. And CIM is not going to happen anywhere in Nevada.
Rocketboy0
09-15-13, 12:37
Boyze- please especially you Yanks, some of whom are new, kindly move or continue your Las Vegas vs Das Westkreuz musings to the LOUNGE area where it properly belongs. Otherwise this degenerates into a kind of personal chat zone vs helpful info or insights on how to manage the Love Bahnhoff experience. The Lounge thread is set up for this, and you can get in some some pretty good rants as well, as the current "dickscussion" shows
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3309-German-FKK-Clubs-Lounge-and-chat-area!
Now re DasBooty. RB was also on location Friday night. Of course you are entitled to your opinion, but to say it was a night of "hell" seems way over the top, especially as you seem to have still managed with 3 sessions. I found it a pretty normal, pleasant Friday night, though I arrived early like 530pm and left around 11pm. Plenty of good choices (and I am picky) and variety, not overly crowded (if anything less men than normal), no waiting for rooms, just the usual after a hectic Messe. I was actually surprised how many of the A Team were on hand as I would have expected a thinning of the ranks, a healing pause (and a re-balancing of financial portfolios) post IFA.
Now re DasBooty. RB was also on location Friday night. Of course you are entitled to your opinion, but to say it was a night of "hell" seems way over the top, especially as you seem to have still managed with 3 sessions. I found it a pretty normal, pleasant Friday night, though I arrived early like 530pm and left around 11pm. Plenty of good choices (and I am picky) and variety, not overly crowded (if anything less men than normal), no waiting for rooms, just the usual after a hectic Messe. I was actually surprised how many of the A Team were on hand as I would have expected a thinning of the ranks, a healing pause (and a re-balancing of financial portfolios) post IFA.Hahaha fair enough. I was there between 22. 45. 04. 45. The ambiance in the main room was that of a funeral apart from the girls working the poles. Last time I visited artemis it was on a Friday and it was busy! This time though. Complete opposite. The plus side of this was as (you mentioned) that there was no waiting for rooms.
Originally Posted by Rocketboy0 [View Original Post]
I found it a pretty normal, pleasant Friday night, though I arrived early like 530pm and left around 11pm. Plenty of good choices (and I am picky) and variety, not overly crowded (if anything less men than normal) , no waiting for rooms, just the usual after a hectic Messe. I was actually surprised how many of the A Team were on hand as I would have expected a thinning of the ranks, a healing pause (and a re-balancing of financial portfolios) post IFA.
Hahaha fair enough. I was there between 22. 45. 04. 45. The ambiance in the main room was that of a funeral apart from the girls working the poles. Last time I visited artemis it was on a Friday and it was busy! This time though. Complete opposite. The plus side of this was as (you mentioned) that there was no waiting for rooms.So you guys barely overlapped, in fact, DasBooty may have got Rb's locker as her left.
We have seen before the effect of RB rising off onto Halenseestrasse. The whole tone and tenor of the place drops when he leaves the building.
Its said, Elvis Presley had a similar effect (different time, different place, similar aura).
BSK
Rocketboy0
09-16-13, 11:57
Originally Posted by Rocketboy0 [View Original Post]So you guys barely overlapped, in fact, DasBooty may have got Rb's locker as her left.
We have seen before the effect of RB rising off onto Halenseestrasse. The whole tone and tenor of the place drops when he leaves the building. Its said, Elvis Presley had a similar effect (different time, different place, similar aura). BSKFirst to clear up a mystery, I am a he, not a her. And I mean really, after all those showers together...Plus, otherwise, how could I have gotten in (on a non dessous night)? Obviously, you are skimping (again) on the meds. I have talked to the management about keeping a reserved locker there, as it is a real pain lugging the whip, chains, clips, battery & cables, etc back and forth all the time. They said "why would we care?". They have a point.
Your other helpful comment does however raise an interesting issue about when are the optimal hours to hit the Bahnhoff. I continue to believe that the early worm catches the bird, or at least catches them fresher, when all systems under less stress. We will have to see if Das Booty kicked his lurking hours forward, would that change his opinion? I unfortunately cannot go later, as I have promised my mum to respect her curfew.
And since we are on the cliche train, it might have been just a case of knowin' when to hold 'them, knowin' when to fold them, or 2 shits passing in the night, or an ass half empty / half full. Thangyouvurymuch.
There is supposed to be a blonde girl from Austria working here. Does anyone know what name she goes by?
There is supposed to be a blonde girl from Austria working here. Does anyone know what name she goes by?She's named Mandy actually.
Originally Posted by Rocketboy0 [View Original Post]
I found it a pretty normal, pleasant Friday night, though I arrived early like 530pm and left around 11pm. Plenty of good choices (and I am picky) and variety, not overly crowded (if anything less men than normal) , no waiting for rooms, just the usual after a hectic Messe. I was actually surprised how many of the A Team were on hand as I would have expected a thinning of the ranks, a healing pause (and a re-balancing of financial portfolios) post IFA.
So you guys barely overlapped, in fact, DasBooty may have got Rb's locker as her left.
We have seen before the effect of RB rising off onto Halenseestrasse. The whole tone and tenor of the place drops when he leaves the building.
Its said, Elvis Presley had a similar effect (different time, different place, similar aura).
BSKI'm inclined to support your thesis. RB must have worn out all the poor girls. The downstairs massage table was constantly being used by the likes of "I love Abdul" girls and what not.
StarletVoyager
09-16-13, 21:46
Anyone here been to gt vienna and could give me some idea what the artemis girl lineup is like compared to gt vienna. Also out of interest why was artemis so dead that Friday night. Many thanks.
ShoesAndSocks
09-17-13, 02:44
Anyone here been to gt vienna and could give me some idea what the artemis girl lineup is like compared to gt vienna. Also out of interest why was artemis so dead that Friday night. Many thanks.Having been to both venues at the same time of year, I'd rate Artemis much higher. Nicer place, better & more diverse line-up.
Anyone here been to gt vienna and could give me some idea what the artemis girl lineup is like compared to gt vienna. Also out of interest why was artemis so dead that Friday night. Many thanks.It was Friday the 13th, naturally the girls were scared!
I asked a girl working there and she had no reply, so either her english wasn't that good or maybe she was genuinely confounded? I even asked another guy and he concurred that it was slow for a Friday night.
. I have talked to the management about keeping a reserved locker there, as it is a real pain lugging the whip, chains, clips, battery & cables, etc back and forth all the time.Its actually the electric current drain from your battery jump start that management are concerned about : singed fur and a stunned woolly mammoth, ? Not good for business and take a lot of space.
I unfortunately cannot go later, as I have promised my mum to respect her curfew.I asked your Mum about this and she claims you are enforcing the curfew on her. You really need to talk to her about this.
Thangyouvurymuch.Indeed.
DasBooty has a point, RB may have talked them into doing his survey on attitudes to body and other hair before saying Fucgyouvermuch. Getting them moist after that is a likely to be a challenge.
Core line up is probably similar but Artemis has a larger variety of girls from different places and the club is bigger. Food is better at GT Vienna. I have generally found the selection at both to be very good and generally girls more committed / less sharks than Palace.
Anyone here been to gt vienna and could give me some idea what the artemis girl lineup is like compared to gt vienna. Also out of interest why was artemis so dead that Friday night. Many thanks.
Food is better at GT Vienna.They must have put a whole lot of effort in that. Austrians beating Germans foodwise. The battle of the titans. LOL.
Kimino
They must have put a whole lot of effort in that. Austrians beating Germans foodwise. The battle of the titans. LOL.
KiminoIt is like battling to be the tallest of the European dwarfs. Me, I am more interested in Snow White than the food.
German and Austrian food is still miles ahead of British food. How the British manage to survive on beans and ketchup is beyond me.
An even better indicator on the food quality is the sexiness of the women. Healthy and good food means pretty women. I wouldn't say Austria and Germany is on the bottom of that ladder in Europe.
It is like battling to be the tallest of the European dwarfs. Me, I am more interested in Snow White than the food.
The quality has improved. Before, hitting up Burger King was a must but this time I took a chance and went directly to Artemis from Tegel and I was pleasantly surprised!
Member #4469
09-18-13, 21:51
Since our hotel didn't was able to check me and my two friends early we went on to Artemis as early as 11. 30 am. Soon after we came in I ran into an "old friend" Belle I went on to have a 2 hour encounter with her including just about everything, I managed to get her off at least five times and myself three times! She must have been really horny this day since every time I was ready to go downstairs she started sucking my dick again leaving me with no options haha, but no complaints from me!
My friends almost think't that I have left the club! But they have had fun on their own, one of them had a session with check girl Marketa which he liked very much so much that my other friend also went with her later! My other friend had a session with german girl Lolo and they seem to really hit it of because every time she sees him after this she was all over him, she really seems to have a nice personality to be honest.
After all this early action I had to rest for 4-5 hours before Iris found me in the 'sofa' downstairs by the stair this is my alltime favourite girl at Artemis I met her at my first visit at the club 4-5 years ago since then everytime I visit and she is working we have at least one session and this was no different! Since we have this connection every time I see her it's a totally GFE experience she is not the prettiest girl in the club but she is funny and she can really rock your world.
Later in the evening I had the pleasure to meet Jenny from Hamburg she was a really nice girl that I can highly recommend I was a little hesitant when she approached me at first because she seems to be a little "cold and arrogant" at first sight, but I chatted with her for a good fifteen minutes before we hit the room and it was a really good GFE experience, and I repeated her the day after and I will repeat her in the future if I get the chance! Did also meet the ever pleasingly Annika before we had to leave for the airport.
Hessen Bub
09-18-13, 21:54
If your culinary expertise on Germany is founded on FKK clubs and their "restaurants". LOL.
HB
Trans Atlantic
09-19-13, 06:23
Thinking of doing a short visit.
Is Artemis worth visiting on a Sunday?
Will be flying into TXL early afternoon and flying out the next day. Any recommendation on hotel with access to both Artemis and TXL? Prefer public transportation but concern about options when leaving Artemis late at night.
Thanks.
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