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Citizen Kane
11-25-13, 18:43
Yes it will- Artemis will be closed to all men, only horses allowed during "Catherine The Great Day".Ah, horses. Or as the Romanian girls know it,"beef".
Nille Copenhagen
11-25-13, 19:50
I noticed there is an equestrian event type show at the berlin messe in December. I was wondering if anyone knows if this is a high turnout event from previous years and would it possibly affect artemis. Strange question but I honestly don't know. it seems to coincide with my visit.All Messe events will have more or less impact on Artemis, take your chance!
Not sure about the hunting cap but I'll definitely bring a horsewhip with me. There's definitely a couple of girls I might ask if I can try it on LOL.
KiminoSo you like girls like Julia. Or maybe one with red hair.
Antex
AltimaTravels
11-26-13, 21:14
She is German, no doubt. Your describtion of tattoos is quite correct, but you missed the small one (it's just a word) on her neck just beyond her hairline.I chatted to her on Saturday. I didn't party with her but did notice that the small name tattooed on her neck has now gone. Seems quite a recent removal as the skin still looked quite scarred.
Holidayfun
11-26-13, 23:09
Dear Friends,
I will be in Berlin from Sunday to Tuesday next week and like to try FKK for the first time ever.
Been to lots of other places in Berlin and Normally settle for a girl to my room and lots of Champagne and party before going to strip Club Tabu in Budapest Strasse, great place for drinking and lots of nice girls
One month ago one I was In Berlin to see Hertha Playing Hamburg in a Saturday, great game and meet some nice guys from Hamburd in the VIP area of the game and after lots of beer I went with them to a Flat rate bordell in Calunja in Marin Luther Strasse, not to nice but some fun there, free drinks after paying entrance of 100 Euro, nice party place lots of drunken party people
So my question, I have a fetish for Champagne and girls, so I need to know, is the girls drinking in the bar, can I pay them drinks and is it possible to bring bootles to the room for party and sex?
Ia anybody drunk in a place like this, is it a party place or to upscale for that purpose?
Thanks for all info.
Dear Friends, will be in Berlin from Sunday to Tuesday next week and like to try FKK for the first time ever.
Been to lots of other places in Berlin and Normally settle for a girl to my room and lots of Champagne and party before going to strip Club Tabu in Budapest Strasse, great place for drinking and lots of nice girls
One month ago one I was In Berlin to see Hertha Playing Hamburg in a Saturday, great game and meet some nice guys from Hamburd in the VIP area of the game and after lots of beer I went with them to a Flat rate bordell in Calunja in Marin Luther Strasse, not to nice but some fun there, free drinks after paying entrance of 100 Euro, nice party place lots of drunken party people
So my question, I have a fetish for Champagne and girls, so I need to know, is the girls drinking in the bar, can I pay them drinks and is it possible to bring bootles to the room for party and sex?
Ia anybody drunk in a place like this, is it a party place or to upscale for that purpose?
Thanks for all info.Anything goes really. Girls are not drinking alcohol at the bar, normally they are drinking non alcohol drinks (included in entry fee) unless client buy bottle of champagne and offer them a glass. I know some girls do not like to drink alcohol early at night as they have to work after unless you take them for whole night, you know fkk jobs can be very hard with effect of alcohol, but I did not experience girls who refused to drink a glass or two, but do not expect them to drink a lot as they are at fkk work and they have to control themselves and also clients in the room.
You can bring bottle up to the room. VIP room is nice if you want to party privately, you get your own bar, jacuzzi like you get them in hotel suite room, but it is more toward brothel suite room design, down side for champagne in Artemis is that glasses are plastic, but you cannot blame the club for that as they do not want broken glasses. I think each time you order girls get some kick back from the bottle as well, I am not sure for this one but I always got impression that they do, I never asked.
Kirk Lazarus
11-27-13, 05:26
I noticed there is an equestrian event type show at the berlin messe in December. I was wondering if anyone knows if this is a high turnout event from previous years and would it possibly affect artemis. Strange question but I honestly don't know. it seems to coincide with my visit.I will be in Berlin during this time too. Specifically for Artemis and not for the horses.
Dirty Dick
11-27-13, 16:48
Hi,
I'm staying near the Messe from 7-10 December, but hopefully the horsey crowd shouldn't be around too much over those dates. Planning a second (well 3rd) visit to A to meet up with some lovely fillies for some a reunion, as not been there for all of 2 weeks. Trying to workout where to hide successfully between sessions without being too bothered whilst I recharge the batteries. Excluding sitting on the loo reading the paper.
Recommendations of who to look out for / avoid would be welcome. May be keen on a double act this time, but some who I spoke to before felt like a bad expensive experience waiting to happen.
DD
What about the Vattenfall and Medicine events next week? Seems some of them might heed on after hours.
Are the Dominican and black girls still there? And what about Natalia / Cindy (Poland) haven't seen her since November '12.
Was at Artemis during a weekend in the middle of November.
This was my 5th visit, but 2 years since last time. Heard they've made some changes in the outdoor area but inside it looked all the same.
Had 2 girls worth mentioning. Milo from Latvia, blond, average looking but very friendly and good service with kissing. Did 1 hour with her. Met Sheila (?) from Moldova. 25 years, brunette, tight body with small natural breasts. For me she has the perfect girlfriend look so I melted when I saw her. Did a long session that I extended. Good service with nice BBBJ. 69 and her endurance was impressive (was the last girl I met and had difficulties to cum). Got a massage with oil afterwards. Really nice girl, great service and also intelligent and funny to talk to.
What else? Was there on a Sunday for the first time and I must say I was both surprised and impressed. It was very slow during the day but in the evening it was quite crowded and many new girls compared to Friday and Saturday (met Sheila on Sunday).
.And what about Natalia / Cindy (Poland) haven't seen her since November '12.Yes, she's at the club this week. Saw her on Monday night when I was in town. She wears an extension that goes down to her ass. Makes it hard to recognize her in the dark. But still a great looking body and a strong recommendation. There's also a new Polish girl who's been there only about a couple of weeks. Kamilla is her name. Solid service and recommended for those who like natural and GND-type with feminine curves.
Yes, she's at the club this week. Saw her on Monday night when I was in town. She wears an extension that goes down to her ass. Makes it hard to recognize her in the dark. But still a great looking body and a strong recommendation. There's also a new Polish girl who's been there only about a couple of weeks. Kamilla is her name. Solid service and recommended for those who like natural and GND-type with feminine curves.Thanks for the info mate. She really stands out at the Art. I think she and the Mila Kunis look-a-like are top 5 at that place. Hope she's there in two weeks.
And what about Natalia / Cindy (Poland) haven't seen her since November '12.Natalia: Has left last year, won't return. She's out of Artemis business AFAIK.
Cindy: Is an Artemis regular actually. You can meet her this week.
There's also a new Polish girl who's been there only about a couple of weeks. Kamilla is her name. Solid service and recommended for those who like natural and GND-type with feminine curves.Kamilla: The Polish Kamilla isn't all new. She's a returner. Light brown curly hair, curvy type. Lovely.
StarletVoyager
11-30-13, 05:18
There was a Rumanian girl with dark tanned skin always with the Rumanian gang in the middle table. Stunning body wiped out the competition with a cheeky smile. I think her name was Fionella or similar? Has anyone seen her or Polish Hannah? I arrive at artemis on fri 13/12 and 14/12. Many thanks for continuing updates. anyone around those dates give me a shout.
Hi guys,
Next week end I'll be in Berlin. I would know if Arielle still working in Artemis.
Thank you for answers.
Thanks for the info mate. She really stands out at the Art. I think she and the Mila Kunis look-a-like are top 5 at that place. Hope she's there in two weeks.Avrel
She's my favourite. Last time I was talking to her she said she would be at The A. Until right up the Christmas.
Arrived 23. 00 place wasn't too busy this time around as well! What has happened with fridays?
Pretty weak lineup with a lot of obnoxious girls. One girl gave me a light slap when I replied to her "why you don't want to fuck?" with "I'm waiting for someone nice". Another one insisted that I fuck her and I said "if you pay me I will fuck you" of course this just made her more annoying. You just can't "win" against obnoxious girls.
First session with a Moldavian girl called Amber. Blonde with a short and avant-garde hairstyle for being artemis. Nice natural C-cups and a matching curvaceous derriere. Fucked for a while then she stood on her knees and got quite a load all over her face and unfortunately in her eye (her eyes were closed!) , mystery indeed.
Second session with Thalia Brazil / Egypt. Amazing body only downside was that she had quite a set of rules but if you can manage with the rules then its alles klar. Otherwise just super size your menu.
Wanted to repeat with Thalia but she was nowhere to be found so I repeated with Amber. Amber was a true gem this time around as well!
I would know if Arielle still working in Artemis.Arielle: Rihanna-lookalike Arielle. Don't know unfortunately. Last time I've seen her was in July.
AltimaTravels
11-30-13, 19:35
Arielle: Rihanna-lookalike Arielle. Don't know unfortunately. Last time I've seen her was in July.She was there last weekend. Looking rather Foxy.
Arielle: Rihanna-lookalike Arielle. Don't know unfortunately. Last time I've seen her was in July.Yes I'm talking about her. I hope to see her next week end. She's my favorite. Thanks for answer.
Kirk Lazarus
12-01-13, 09:29
There was a rumanian girl with dark tanned skin always with the rumanian gang in the middle table. Stunning body wiped out the competition with a cheeky smile. I think her name was fionella or similar? Has anyone seen her or Polish hannah? I arrive at artemis on fri 13/12 and 14/12. Many thanks for continuing updates. anyone around those dates give me a shout.I will be there during those dates as well.
Rocketboy0
12-01-13, 10:36
Saturday night. A team back, line up again at pretty full strength, as financial demands for Christmas shopping are kicking in. Not too full, good food, masseur boys' antics always a pleasant interlude. Went with Lada (?) who, far from a Soviet auto, is a newish German-Turkish girl, very white skin, tall, black hair, nice curves, responsive to RB's wicked ways and great GFE fun. Does not change the problems of smoke, a lot of silly young girls, the weekend warrior Russian and Italian men behaving as they do, and absurdly bad music in the main gladitorial arena (I think they got this play set from the interrogation unit at the Guantanemo Bay prison) , but whaddayagonnado? In dem Zimmer, it all just goes away.
ScrambledEggs
12-01-13, 16:49
I am planning on making a last minute trip to Artemis next weekend but I'm wondering whether there is any way I can find out what girls are working when I am there, or preferably (if possible) try and make a booking? I know making a booking goes against a lot of the fun of a FKK in meeting new girls etc, but it's just an option I'd think about. Does anyone know whether this is possible? Is there any point in making any such inquiry using the contact function on the Artemis website?
Please excuse me if this has been asked previously. I've tried to do a good enough search on the thread but no luck!
London Traveller
12-01-13, 17:21
I am planning on making a last minute trip to Artemis next weekend but I'm wondering whether there is any way I can find out what girls are working when I am there, or preferably (if possible) try and make a booking? I know making a booking goes against a lot of the fun of a FKK in meeting new girls etc, but it's just an option I'd think about. Does anyone know whether this is possible? Is there any point in making any such inquiry using the contact function on the Artemis website?
Pob.
Please excuse me if this has been asked previously. I've tried to do a good enough search on the thread but no luck!I have never tried to make a booking ('termin' in German) but it is definitely possible. Probably better to give the club a call rather than use the website.
Dirty Dick
12-01-13, 18:14
I am planning on making a last minute trip to Artemis next weekend but I'm wondering whether there is any way I can find out what girls are working when I am there, or preferably (if possible) try and make a booking? I know making a booking goes against a lot of the fun of a FKK in meeting new girls etc, but it's just an option I'd think about. Does anyone know whether this is possible? Is there any point in making any such inquiry using the contact function on the Artemis website?
Please excuse me if this has been asked previously. I've tried to do a good enough search on the thread but no luck!I'm also planning to visit next weekend, on 7, 8 and 9th Dec, if energy and funds allow. It'll only be my 3rd time. I had a fab time with a horny girl 2 weeks ago, so I emailed on her page (under her pic) , and she replied confirming that she will be there on those days. Whilst with the best will in the world, spending time with her again sounds fab, I'll be sure to check my options out carefully for a while after arrival, as I would hate to miss a better opportunity. As has been said, arranging a meeting seems to go against the grain, and the thrill of who you might discover. It can hardly be like a girl might be disappointed if you don't hook up, unless she's in the 4-6 range.
I would also say that having never been DATY when paying before (didn't seem to go on in the popular Prague hangouts.Darlings, K5 and Atlas) , I'll be sure to clarify exactly what's on offer before we wander off up stairs, as it wasn't until my second session last time that I realised this was / could be included in the basic price.
I was also pleasantly surprised that after I requested CIM when she thought I might explode elsewhere she was keen to mention that CIM was what I wanted. That a very fair approach rather than saying afterwards that you must pay that extra, even if you didn't finish in that way. A true professional and a lovely girl.
DD
Rocketboy0
12-01-13, 18:50
Wondering whether there is any way I can find out what girls are working when I am there, or preferably (if possible) try and make a booking?Whatever might be theoretically possible is on a practical level close to impossible. Even the front desk does not really know who is in until they sign in on the day-people get sick, change their mind after a prior rough night, leave to deal with some family crisis etc. On any day, the situation may not be clear, on an individual basis til 20:30. So even if someone were to "agree", it is not 100. If you met someone and you both agreed to meet later, or even the next day at a certain hour, that might fly (though on a couple of occasions, my "next day deal" has fallen through. Plus, part of the deal at the Love Bahnhoff is on a rare occasion, a girl can refuse, so not sure who will agree, sight unseen. And then there is a non trivial issue of how accurate the website photos are, or your memories or expectations. Surely far easier to just seize the moment.
You are welcome to try and for sure ring vs some contact sheet. But it`s all so fraught with "ifs" that it`s just more realistic to turn up and see how the karmic breezes are blowing. Out of 100 or so options, even if you can't always get what you what, you just might find, you'll get what you need.
I have never tried to make a booking ('termin' in German) but it is definitely possible.A booking at Artemis? Managed by the front desk? Never heard about it. Maybe you've got an appointment with your girl.
Probably better to give the club a call rather than use the website.Agree. Website is BS. Maybe it's better to give them a call before 8pm, because it's rather busy at the front desk during the evening hours. Remember: they have to collect money, to explain the rules, to distribute the keys and the bathrobes and such things.
RempNobbes
12-01-13, 21:47
Hi all,
This time I chose a Sunday for my Artemis visit. Much better then going on the crowded Fridays and Saturdays. Even if the line up is not like these days, it is more then good and the girls have more time for you. Also, Anetta is back. She gave me like every time a awesome BJ. Artemis has some surprises in the ongoing "Adventzeit". Stay tuned. So far from the German FKK front.
Enjoy,
RN
One thing I love Marketa is that she is all natural. Also when she blow you she smile as she does it. I find her ok kisser and average CIM, but you can pretty much do many things with her.I fucked pretty, blonde Marketa in the ass in one of the small rooms off of the kino. She had an incredibly tight, Czech girl butt hole. Didn't think I was going to get in, but I did. Nuts deep on such a little girl! We both enjoyed.
The Postman
12-02-13, 00:41
Hi,
Is the gorgeous Sheenya still working the the love Banhoff! Had some great moments with this girl but have not been able to get over in quite a while!
I fucked pretty, blonde Marketa in the ass in one of the small rooms off of the kino. She had an incredibly tight, Czech girl butt hole. Didn't think I was going to get in, but I did. Nuts deep on such a little girl! We both enjoyed.Hey hey hey Mr Cane!
You lucky man! I went with her during my last visit in late September this year, but since I know her now for 3 or 4 years, I only went with her once for 30minutes. You know with old flames, it become a nice routine habit to just go once again and I must say that she is nice hearted person. I feel comfortable with her.
First time I went with her was also next to kino down stairs and she gave me great session as she told me she had bad session with previous client I remember. It was few years ago. Since then I always go with her at least once. I never did anal with her though, so I missed out on that one. I could just imagine what you said as she has tight body especially for her age (I think she is 29 or 30 now) , and best thing is that she is all natural. I won`t be going to Artemis this year, but when I go back when year is over and berlin get more warm (berlin winter is too harsh for me) , I hope to see her there again in Artemis for 4th or 5th year. A lot of girls come and go, but she is now one of the old line up left at Artemis.
Hi, Is the gorgeous Sheenya still working the the love Banhoff!Yes. (Ten characters needed.)
Natalia: Has left last year, won't return. She's out of Artemis business AFAIK.
Cindy: Is an Artemis regular actually. You can meet her this week.
Kamilla: The Polish Kamilla isn't all new. She's a returner. Light brown curly hair, curvy type. Lovely.That's a shame. I thought Natalia just changed her name to Cindy after lurking on their homepage. I remember my first visit at the Art after a rather horrible experience with a light skinned Turkish girl named Alev. Natalia was coming to our sofa, sucking on a lollipop and asking if I wanted her Polish speciality. I declined and she told me to tell her if I'd change my mind. Then she walked away and sat down by the bar. I saw her ass and instantly walked up to her and took her to upstairs. Top performance and she also started DFK which initially got me off my feet but then I just felt like "Fuck it" and kept going on with the DFK. I didn't do her anal and I always hoped that I might get the chance to do so.
Rocketboy0
12-02-13, 19:26
Forgot to mention, last week in the Never A Dull Moment Department, a po-litical protest took place at the doors of Hell, the entrance to Artemis. FEMEN against the mongers. Article, photos, video hier:
http://www.bild.de/regional/berlin/femen/nackt-demo-vor-hauptstadt-puff-33582914.bild.html
I had no idea what was really going on inside that place. Shocking.
I had no idea what was really going on inside that place. Shocking.The Femen girls didn't enter the building. Maybe they were instructed about trespassing. Business inside stopped for some minutes. The curtains in the upper bar were opened, and nearly everybody inside watched the show outside. Some commotion, not more. By the way: the girls inside Artemis are much prettier than the topless girls outside were.
Forgot to mention, last week in the Never A Dull Moment Department, a po-litical protest took place at the doors of Hell, the entrance to Artemis. FEMEN against the mongers. Article, photos, video hier:
http://www.bild.de/regional/berlin/femen/nackt-demo-vor-hauptstadt-puff-33582914.bild.html
I had no idea what was really going on inside that place. Shocking.Wow. This is crazy. But as far as I understand. FKK like Artemis is actually protecting girls working condition, so I am not too sure what more these feminists want from this necessary occupation which actually is oldest occupation of humanity. At least now with system of fkk, we learnt to protect girls working condition rather than make it illegal and make it unprotected underworld job for women. So I think place like artemis is plus for feminist group. I guess they want to abolish prostitution but since it will always be there, I hope these feminist kindly understand that fkk maybe the best format for working girls.
As much as I can say this on internet, I won't have guts to say it to these naked feminist protesters since debate will be not understood by them and in part by me LOL
It is nice to see some of familiar receptionists of Artemis fighting back at these naked protesters on video LOL It must have been hard for girls entering building or leaving work with these protesters protesting, same for punters getting in. At least punters see protesters naked body for free as punters walk into the building LOL
What`s up with Artemis lately? In 2012 there was a fight apparently with clients and security that made it to newspaper. Then in 2013, this naked protesters that made it to newspaper and it seem TV too? As there was a video coverage on the link. Is Artemis being target? I just hope it is merely a coincidence as club is managed properly with good managements and staffs, never had any problem or un-comfort there.
She was there last weekend. Looking rather Foxy.Great! Thank you very much!
Citizen Kane
12-03-13, 20:53
Forgot to mention, last week in the Never A Dull Moment Department, a po-litical protest took place at the doors of Hell, the entrance to Artemis. FEMEN against the mongers. Article, photos, video hier:
http://www.bild.de/regional/berlin/femen/nackt-demo-vor-hauptstadt-puff-33582914.bild.html
I had no idea what was really going on inside that place. Shocking.Right, I've had enough!
I propose we form our own action group. We could call it Men-femen. For our first action we could stand outside Oase naked from the waist down with slogans painted on our genitals insisting that Mario brings back the free buffet.
Are you with me brothers?
We may need a rethink on the name though. Men-femen does sound a bit gay.
AltimaTravels
12-03-13, 21:24
Wow. This is crazy. But as far as I understand. FKK like Artemis is actually protecting girls working condition, so I am not too sure what more these feminists want from this necessary occupation which actually is oldest occupation of humanity. At least now with system of fkk, we learnt to protect girls working condition rather than make it illegal and make it unprotected underworld job for women. So I think place like artemis is plus for feminist group. I guess they want to abolish prostitution but since it will always be there, I hope these feminist kindly understand that fkk maybe the best format for working girls.
As much as I can say this on internet, I won't have guts to say it to these naked feminist protesters since debate will be not understood by them and in part by me LOL
It is nice to see some of familiar receptionists of Artemis fighting back at these naked protesters on video LOL It must have been hard for girls entering building or leaving work with these protesters protesting, same for punters getting in. At least punters see protesters naked body for free as punters walk into the building LOL
What`s up with Artemis lately? In 2012 there was a fight apparently with clients and security that made it to newspaper. Then in 2013, this naked protesters that made it to newspaper and it seem TV too? As there was a video coverage on the link. Is Artemis being target? I just hope it is merely a coincidence as club is managed properly with good managements and staffs, never had any problem or un-comfort there.I guess it is inevitable that there will be trouble amongst the clientele every so often. In fact I am surprised it doesn't happen more often. A combination of boozed up men, testosterone, ladies and different cultures is a recipe for trouble. However it doesn't happy very often. From what I have seen the security guys, the bar and admin staff and the Ladies keep an eye on potential trouble makers and are able to head them off with a firm, quiet word and suggestion that they behave or leave.
All of my German friends are very liberal and don't have any sort of problem with the idea of a well managed brothel. Inevitable some of the rad-fem inclination with be anti and they have the right to protest. Having done that, they are forgotten.
I reflect on how FKK Artemis would survive in the UK, if such a thing was legal. The place would be full of pissed up idiots who don't know how to behave and outside would be lurking a group of paparazzi photographers trying to catch out unwary politicians and footballers. The conservative tabloid press would be frothing at the mouth with hypocritical indignation. It would never work. Sadly.
Sorry about your bad experience with Alev, but do you know if she used to work at Oase? The Alev I am looking for had C cup natural breasts. Her most distinguishable feature would be scars on on the mid-thigh area on both legs. I had heard that she ventured out there probably about two years ago. When was the last time you saw her? Do you know if she is still working there?
That's a shame. I thought Natalia just changed her name to Cindy after lurking on their homepage. I remember my first visit at the Art after a rather horrible experience with a light skinned Turkish girl named Alev. Natalia was coming to our sofa, sucking on a lollipop and asking if I wanted her Polish speciality. I declined and she told me to tell her if I'd change my mind. Then she walked away and sat down by the bar. I saw her ass and instantly walked up to her and took her to upstairs. Top performance and she also started DFK which initially got me off my feet but then I just felt like "Fuck it" and kept going on with the DFK. I didn't do her anal and I always hoped that I might get the chance to do so.
I guess it is inevitable that there will be trouble amongst the clientele every so often. In fact I am surprised it doesn't happen more often. A combination of boozed up men, testosterone, ladies and different cultures is a recipe for trouble. However it doesn't happy very often. From what I have seen the security guys, the bar and admin staff and the Ladies keep an eye on potential trouble makers and are able to head them off with a firm, quiet word and suggestion that they behave or leave.Yep, I find the security guys very professional and efficient. I never had arguments in the club and do my best to avoid any kind of situation that may lead to it. Sometimes kind of difficult when groups of people misbehave in the changing rooms.
But a couple of years ago I noticed a guy lurking on me in the area around the top of the staircase, when I noticed this I looked at him to understand what was his problem, next thing the guy made a few steps towards me in a rather aggressive way, I was kind of surprised as he was short and definitely not robust. Didn't even had the time to realize what was going on that a security guy jumped in, out of the blue, picked up the guy and took him towards the reception. I guess they were monitoring him in some way, don't know. End of the story, didn't see the guy again.
Kimino
Do they have a "panic" button in the rooms or do they have cameras? I noticed when I came out of from a room on the upper floor that a security guard headed to the room next door and the girl exiting told the security guy "its ok" as she exited with her client. I was impressed!
Do they have a "panic" button in the rooms or do they have cameras? I noticed when I came out of from a room on the upper floor that a security guard headed to the room next door and the girl exiting told the security guy "its ok" as she exited with her client. I was impressed!Yes, there is a button in the room to call security, in my defense, I was never the cause of these button LOL, a girl told me during casual talk.
I also asked about cameras in the room, they (girls I asked) do not think there is a camera in the room. Personally I do not think there is cameras in the room too. I mean that is bit too much security and that can be real problem if there is a cameras in the room, it is against privacy laws.
However, there is are cameras all over Artemis, I noticed quite few around the building. Inside, I never really noticed one except around reception area.
Security is good in Artemis both for girls and clients, I never experience problems there both from clients and girls. I hear things that sound like true rumors, but I never experienced things my self. In fact, I only met nice people mainly both clients, girls, managements etc.
Only complain I have is: Too much service quality differences between girls. But I guess that is just nature of any fkk and humanity, some you win, some you lose. It is all perfect in the end.
Do they have a "panic" button in the rooms or do they have cameras? I noticed when I came out of from a room on the upper floor that a security guard headed to the room next door and the girl exiting told the security guy "its ok" as she exited with her client. I was impressed!There is panic button in room. Looks like a light switch so someone might press it accidentally.
Do they have a "panic" button in the rooms or do they have cameras? I noticed when I came out of from a room on the upper floor that a security guard headed to the room next door and the girl exiting told the security guy "its ok" as she exited with her client. I was impressed!Yes, panic buttons. I even lyed (dangerous typo area) against one for mistake.
Kimino
Rocketboy0
12-04-13, 09:51
Yes, panic buttons. I even lyed (dangerous typo area) against one for mistake.KiminoI push this every time I see, or more often hear, Soledad.
AltimaTravels
12-04-13, 20:43
Will be in the Love-haus on Friday. Hoping to see Heidi, Pinkie, maybe Bella, maybe Sabatina.
Will be happy with whoever I can get my hands on!
I push this every time I see, or more often hear, Soledad.Yes. Yes. Yes. YES!
Sorry about your bad experience with Alev, but do you know if she used to work at Oase? The Alev I am looking for had C cup natural breasts. Her most distinguishable feature would be scars on on the mid-thigh area on both legs. I had heard that she ventured out there probably about two years ago. When was the last time you saw her? Do you know if she is still working there?I went with her one year ago. Last time I saw her was this summer late June.
StarletVoyager
12-05-13, 23:14
Can someone please tell me this is a joke. This is a love room not guantanamo bay. Even if for the girls safety I still don't believe. LOL as a sidenote i couldn't find any info regarding a christmas party on the website. there is some talk of xmas dinner free cakes etc but nothing of a real party. does anyone know if there is a xmas party? arriving berlin next weekend finally.
Can someone please tell me this is a joke. This is a love room not guantanamo bay. Even if for the girls safety I still don't believe. LOLNo, they're real.
I was messing with the wall buttons before a session. Trying to turn the fan up or the music off. The girl I was with started panicking saying I might hit the panic button.
does anyone know if there is a xmas party? arriving berlin next weekend finally.This is what the site says:
"Starting on the 1st Sunday of Advent we'll be offering coffee and stollen in the restaurant between 3:00 and 4:30 in the afternoon!
On December 6th we'll celebrate St. Nick's Day with out guests! Spin our wheel for your prize in the entrance area!
On December 18th we'll surprise our guests with a lovely Christmas dinner!
Please take note of the special opening hours during Christmas and New Year's."
Kimino
StarletVoyager
12-06-13, 21:20
ill make do with free cakes and coffee i think and create my own xmas party in the room with the girls.
RempNobbes
12-06-13, 23:02
Hi all,
I am still at Artemis. Someone around? I got the chance in between the Zimmer (rooms) getting to the men fitting room and write a few words. Today very full and line up wonderful. I only can say. Anetta from Hungary my dream of every night. Also in all the rush and hectic today she takes some special time for you. TipTop class how we say in Germany. Tomorrow World. I will let you know what's up soon with a report as so here from Artemis. No time now as you could imagine.
Prost RN
Hi all,
I am still at Artemis. Someone around? I got the chance in between the Zimmer (rooms) getting to the men fitting room and write a few words. Today very full and line up wonderful. I only can say. Anetta from Hungary my dream of every night. Also in all the rush and hectic today she takes some special time for you. TipTop class how we say in Germany. Tomorrow World. I will let you know what's up soon with a report as so here from Artemis. No time now as you could imagine.
Prost RNIs Anetta the one with reddish brunette hair?
I'll be up, with wingman, this week. Probably Artemis full immersion. Pm if you want to meet for a chat.
Cheers.
Kimino
I'll be up, with wingman, this week.Wrong thread, sorry guys!
Kimino
Sebastiane
12-09-13, 19:31
I'm about to book a holiday for Christmas and wondering if Artemis is worth it in term of quality of girls available between the 20th of December and first week of January or are the girls all on holiday too (mostly to Romania?) would the case be the same for all the NRW and Frankfurt FKKs too or are there enough girls working to make a trip worthwhile? Though I've lived in Germany for a long time in the last I've never stayed in the Christmas holiday times so don't know about FKKs in that period!
Is Anetta the one with reddish brunette hair?Anetta is a bleached blonde one. IMHO a little bit overweighted, but: tastes are different.
Anetta is a bleached blonde one. IMHO a little bit overweighted, but: tastes are different.Ah ok, I think I know who she is, she is not tattoed up, but has some tattoo on her arm, and have big breast, right? I never went with her but I spoke to her before, she seemed nice person. She gained weight by the way, she was thinner last year in 2012 when I first saw her.
I am not going to Artemis for 2013, so I wish you punters who go to have nice time at Artemis and wish you good rest of year guys!
I hope 2014 will have good line up! For me 2013 line up was better than 2012, but maybe I got unlucky for 2012 visits. Enjoy!
RempNobbes
12-10-13, 11:33
Anetta is a bleached blonde one. IMHO a little bit overweighted, but: tastes are different.Is she working this week? I am think of going there next Sunday after the Christmas party in Oase. Any idea. By the way. That's right. Middle blond colored hair and steel blue eyes but good service. That is sometimes more important than having a babe on room and doing nothing If you know what I mean.
Prost RN
The Bishop
12-10-13, 20:02
First of all, like many FKK newbies before me, a big thank you to all those, esp the 'old pros', whose reports were invaluable research for my first FKK visit. I hope there will be many more.
I arrived at about 6pm on a Tues evening. I must have hit a lucky night because throughout the entire evening (I left around 11:30), there was probably at least 1 girl for every guy there. You might have thought this would make the girls more shark-like, but I think many of them kind of gave up on the night until it started getting slightly busier around 11:00.
Fantastic line-up to my inexperienced eye. First up, fortified by the dutch courage of a rapid intake of alcohol just before arriving, were 2 absolutely stunning, very young and fit Moldovan girls (don't remember their names). They seem to act mostly as a pair. I knew they would be somewhat shark-like, but I couldn't resist for an initial 30-min ice-breaker. Plenty of DATY and oral before the main event, as well as my particular 'thing', having 2 girls each giving a nipple a good seeing to. Didn't last that long and probably could have made it for a second round, but they pulled the old 'you're only allowed one pop' routine on me, so I settled for some kissing and cuddling to see my time out.
After a brief break and a sneaky drink from my locker, I fell to the wiles of a German girl called Nadia. Tall, blond, fit, pretty, fake boobs. Half-way through I gave in to her suggestion of a CIM, but The Bishop was having none of it. I ended up feeling like a stud (which I most assuredly am not) because, despite all her valiant oral attempts and trying various positions, I couldn't come. So we called it a day after 30 mins and I gave her an extra 10 for trying, which she seemed quite happy about. Nice enough girl, I think the biggish tattoo and the rock-hard implants just weren't for me.
After an hour or so break with probably half the blokes there watching Champions League downstairs (God knows what the girls to guys ratio must have been like during the footie!) , I decided I was up for another shot. Out of nowhere I was appproached by the most stunning brunette with sparkling blue eyes and a wonderful genuine laugh and smile on her. She calls herself Loreen (Lorine?) , is 23 and comes from Hungary and is studying dentistry somewhere in Germany. We hit it off straight away. She speaks almost perfect English and provides a fantastic GFE. I extended to an hour, I was having such a good time. Plenty of OWO, DATY, LFK (she may have done more, but I didn't want to spoil the mood).
I realised after this that The Bishop had shot his last bolt and I wanted to leave on a high (I was fairly sure I could not better the hour I spent with Loreen) , so I left.
Thanks again to all. I hope to return to Artemis and / or any other FKK whenever I can.
PS. I had the best erotic / nuru massage ever with a girl called Angelique from Xeniya salon. Fabulous erotic massage, including in a sauna in the room as well as the nuru, all for 130 euros for the hour.
RempNobbes
12-10-13, 20:10
Ah ok, I think I know who she is, she is not tattoed up, but has some tattoo on her arm, and have big breast, right? I never went with her but I spoke to her before, she seemed nice person. She gained weight by the way, she was thinner last year in 2012 when I first saw her.
I am not going to Artemis for 2013, so I wish you punters who go to have nice time at Artemis and wish you good rest of year guys!
I hope 2014 will have good line up! For me 2013 line up was better than 2012, but maybe I got unlucky for 2012 visits. Enjoy!No tattoo at all. Gained weight. Yes that is wright. This is a matter of taste. Luckily we do not have all the same taste.)
Is she working this week?I've seen her twice last week. You met her at Friday. Don't know exactly, if she's in Artemis this week, but it's worth a try or a call at the front desk at least.
No tattoo at all. Gained weight. Yes that is wright. This is a matter of taste. Luckily we do not have all the same taste.)Yes she was on Playmate Hungary apparently before she gained weight, it is hard to believe now, but another girl told me this.
I never went with her because she was not my taste, I like thin girl, but I spoke to her alot as I was going few times with her friend and my girl was always always late for appointment, but insanely late. So annette was the one who was always telling me that my girl will be late etc etc. And we chatted a bit, I don't know how she is in the room (I read she is good below) , but personality wise I can confirm you that she is really nice hearted person and fun to talk to.
Enjoy the Ho ho ho Christmas season at Artemis guys LOL last cash before new year holiday, line up must be good! Enjoy!
Rocketboy0
12-11-13, 08:11
Out of nowhere I was approached by the most stunning brunette with sparkling blue eyes and a wonderful genuine laugh and smile on her. She calls herself Loreen (Lorine?) , is 23 and comes from Hungary and is studying dentistry somewhere in Germany. We hit it off straight away. She speaks almost perfect English and provides a fantastic GFE.Perhaps the somewhere she is studying dentistry is Artemis?
In any case, Bishop, surrounded by pawns, takes Queen.
Mukeshkakarlap
12-11-13, 12:57
Even though there is a Messe tomorrow and I don't like too much crowd, I will be anyway visiting the club in the hope of better line up.
So, I returned to Artemis today for day 1 of my second 2 day Artemis experience. Different travel arrangements this time as I was in Manchester last night to watch United finally remember how to win a game of football. An early flight from MIA got me to Berlin just before 10 CET. I got on the S-Bahn to be informed that no trains were stopping at Westkreuz. I've no idea if that's a long term thing. No problem though as I was of half a mind to get off at Halansee and try and get an early check-in at the Kronprinz on the way in. That worked again. Twice now my room has been available by around 11am.
I was aware that being a Wednesday I was going to be there for Dessous day, but was happy enough to give it a try. I arrived at around 11. 30 and it seemed much quieter than my last visit at a similar time. I also got the distinct impression that there were many more heavy girls around this time. Maybe taking advantage of the opportunity to cover up a bit. I was not encouraged. Is it always like that?
However, it turned out to have a thoroughly good day. Patience is rewarded at Artemis and I had all day.
The reason for the title of my post is that I ended up rooming with two black girls for my first two sessions. I had decided to steer clear of blondes this trip but that was about the extent of my planning.
First was Jennifer from Dominica. Tall, slim, caramel skin and long blonde curls (I figured she didn't break my "no blonde" rule given her ethnicity). We went to one of the rooms next to the downstairs Kino; a first for me. I quite liked it. I could have managed without the sound effects from the porn film, but liked the open ceiling which meant for a much cooler environment. The worst thing about my first visit was the rooms being too hot. Jennifer was sweet (had a very nice way of paying you compliments without it sounding too scripted!). She judged my likes and dislikes well and we had a good session. I would repeat.
Next I went with Valesca (?) half German / half African. I had been approached by her and a friend earlier, but didn't fancy her friend (and am not sure about the merits of a paid for 3-way) so took advantage when I saw her on her own. She was just my signature (not too tall, but slim and firm) but it was the smile that did it for me (and a fantastic arse). She had one of those smiles that lit up her whole face. The session itself was only ok, the problem being that her English was not great so we struggled to communicate. I compensated with a very long DATY session, which seemed to work for both of us. I wouldn't repeat due to lack of chemistry / comms difficulties. Great arse though. One of those that I only ever see on a Black girl.
I then lounged around for a few hours, mostly reading. I like reading, but have also found that I rarely get bothered if I'm staring at my kindle. It makes for a more relaxing time.
However, Nina, from Prague, didn't take the kindle as a "do not disturb" sign, and I was glad. I decided to take her to a room as soon as she sat down. The chemistry was instant and I knew we'd get on. She was wonderful. We ended up back in the same Kino room as my first session and had an amazing time; perfect. I had been disappointed not to find Fatima today, but Nina completely made up for it. I extended the session a couple of times and we filled the time admirably. Nina is a genuinely lovely girl.
Thinking that I was unlikely to better that, I left straight afterwards to recharge ahead of tomorrow's visit.
Day 2 of my trip and I was back at Artemis at 11. 15. I immediately learned that dessous day was not for me. A much better sight awaited me when I got to the main lounge.
However, after my usual routine of sauna, shower, swim and another shower I relaxed and read for a while. Of all the approaches that I got, Nicole (CZ) attracted me the most. I agreed to see her a little later and went looking for he after a while.
As is usual with my sessions with blondes, it did not go well. In fact it was my least satisfactory session at Artemis, and amongst the worst of my paid for career. She's a great looking girl, but it was downhill after that. She was up-selling from the start. Not just the usual, but a whole host of stuff that I knew I didn't have to pay for. That was fine at first, but I'd had enough by the fourth time that I had to say no to anal. All inside about ten minutes. By this time I was pissed off and just ended the session. For the first time I didn't want to pay, but I took a deep breath, blamed myself, and paid up. Nicole explained that she has to ask these things, and I avoided replying with once or twice should have been enough. I had no wish to cause a scene so just decided it's a right of passage that I had to go through. A crap start to my day.
I don't know what it is about me and blondes. I'm sure I don't do anything different. Look, but don't touch in future.
I sat in the pool for a while to cool off and decided to look for a friend before rooming again. Jennifer from yesterday found me pretty soon. She played pleased to see me, and said that she would come back when she finished chatting to her friend.
Ten minutes later we were in one of the new rooms on the roof terrace. The walk outside had made her cold so she insisted on a few minutes of me lying on top of her to help warm up. That suited me fine. I told her that I'd just had a bad experience (I wouldn't tell her who with) and said that I'd like a long, slow session. She started with a pretty good massage, and we had a thoroughly nice time. She cheered me up no end.
I wasn't sure I had enough in the tank for another session, so I spent then next few hours saying no to everyone. Even the brunettes.
However, my mind was changed when I spotted Fatima. I waved her over and we had a long chat. She's been unwell for 5 days, which was why I missed her yesterday. We went upstairs and spent most of our session in a glorious 69. She got very wet and I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
A very nice end to my trip.
A couple of items that might be of interest:
I asked a few of the girls about their plans for Christmas. Most said that they were finishing on the 22nd or 23rd and returning on the 10th or 11th (or whatever the sat / Sunday is around then). I'm back on the Monday and Tuesday of that week, so that suits me fine.
I didn't fancy eating at either Artemis or Schonefeld, so I went for a quick meal at Rapallo, on Kurfurstendamm just down from Halensee. A very acceptable plate of pasta and a beer for €8. 50.
Thanks for listening! If I ever meet any of you at Artemis, please keep me away from the blondes, however spectacular they look.
However, after my usual routine of sauna, shower, swim and another shower I relaxed and read for a while. Of all the approaches that I got, Nicole (CZ) attracted me the most. I agreed to see her a little later and went looking for he after a while.
As is usual with my sessions with blondes, it did not go well. In fact it was my least satisfactory session at Artemis, and amongst the worst of my paid for career. She's a great looking girl, but it was downhill after that. She was up-selling from the start. Not just the usual, but a whole host of stuff that I knew I didn't have to pay for. That was fine at first, but I'd had enough by the fourth time that I had to say no to anal. All inside about ten minutes. By this time I was pissed off and just ended the session.You should have fucked her hard and punished her (even if you felt like you weren't going to cum).
Next I went with Valesca (?) half German / half African.Valesca, quite correct.
However, my mind was changed when I spotted Fatima.Congrats! You know: Everything will be all right in the end. If it's not all right then it's not the end.
Was there yesterday, will be back today. Lot's of girls present since early afternoon but most of favs missing.
Was happy to meet Esther after a long time. Czech, curly hair, wearing a corset. Nice time with her. Picked Lulu after a long time. I never actually click with her and I know it but I love her look and it's a fun to girl to talk to, had good time.
Then, I picked Juliana. Czech, long black hair, wearing a jeans strip around her belly, very cute.
Now this was probably my worst session in years. We went in the room, after blowing me for 3 minutes she pulled out the condom. I asked her if she was joking or something and we started a very short discussion where her point was that in Artemis it's like this for all girls "suck and fuck", then asking me If I wanted to stay for an hour. I wasn't in the mood for an argument which would have led nowhere so I told her I didn't want a shitty session and decided to quit and pay her after being in the room for like 7 minutes. She even had the balls to ask me what was wrong with me. Incredible.
This kind of attitude is something that can spoil the day to customer and kill the reputation of a club, especially if this happens to a person visiting the place for the first time. Keyword here is "avoid".
Cooled down a bit then spotted Nicoletta, bulgarian. Reported her few times. She gave me a great session, probably the best in a long time. When I was paying her I was convinced we did something close to a hour and handed her the money but she said that we only did half hour. Awesome girl. Recommended, will repeat.
Kimino
PussyLiccker
12-13-13, 11:34
Now this was probably my worst session in years. We went in the room, after blowing me for 3 minutes she pulled out the condom. I asked her if she was joking or something
KiminoI feel you on this Kimino. I've had this happen to me before, and this is a sure sign of "let's get this session done short," and I'm sure the girls tried to swindle me on time in the room. The men that you see coming out after 10min, a bad sign. Most likely she wanted to get the fuck out, and short hand the man's time.
When this happens I know how the session will go, and it will not go well that's for sure. Girls that hustle you like this don't need any business.
This kind of attitude is something that can spoil the day to customer and kill the reputation of a club, especially if this happens to a person visiting the place for the first time. Keyword here is "avoid".I agree. Juliana was on my maybe list yesterday and I'm not sure what I'd have thought if I'd ended up with a similar session after my experience with Nicole. I'm still new to FKK and may well have decided that it's not for me.
Then, I picked Juliana. Czech, long black hair, wearing a jeans strip around her belly, very cute.
Now this was probably my worst session in years. We went in the room, after blowing me for 3 minutes she pulled out the condom. I asked her if she was joking or something and we started a very short discussion where her point was that in Artemis it's like this for all girls "suck and fuck", then asking me If I wanted to stay for an hour. I wasn't in the mood for an argument which would have led nowhere so I told her I didn't want a shitty session and decided to quit and pay her after being in the room for like 7 minutes. She even had the balls to ask me what was wrong with me. Incredible.
This kind of attitude is something that can spoil the day to customer and kill the reputation of a club, especially if this happens to a person visiting the place for the first time. Keyword here is "avoid".
KiminoI had girl not wanting to DFK before, but never had bad session that is quite extreme as you described.
This is not right way to do it, but I am aware that girls are afraid that clients complain to reception desk. I say this as I heard (she said with pointing at this one guy in main bar "I do not want to go with him because he is friend with management and I have to do everything he ask in room") that girls give good sessions to clients who are personal friends of managements, so it seems that they do care if clients (especially one who knows managements well) complain to reception.
But this is not my way, if the girls are bad, I am like you. I just ignore it and I just do not go again with her.
However, only difference is that I make sure I do not cum easily and I would fuck her so hard for 27minutes more before I leave the room, you know to punish the bad girl who only blew for 3minutes LOL That is the only way I can think of to put me back into winning mood after such an event.
Sorry it had to happen to you, but I am sure you will score good one today! Enjoy!
Rocketboy0
12-13-13, 18:30
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1507.
This kind of attitude is something that can spoil the day to customer and kill the reputation of a club, especially if this happens to a person visiting the place for the first time. Keyword here is
Kimino[/QUOTE]Amigo rwport it to the front desk or use the complaint fsuggesrion form. Management needs to know. RB
Straight to the point:
Kayli (Slovakia) : 1 hour. Nice girl. Natural body and brown hair. Did DFK. 69, BBJ, could take a pounding, but the chemistry was not top notch. Would repeat though.
Khaz or Lhaz or something that meant "unique" in Turkish (Turkey) : 30 minutes. Fun girl. Young. Did not kiss but was open with it. Great BBJ. A real stunner.
Lorena (Colombia) : 2 hours. Great body. Very sensual. Fun to be with. Does anything. A bit sharkish but definitly worth it. Top girl.
Amira (Iran) : 30 minutes. Nice girl. Did try to upsell A-level. Did DFK. 69, great BBJ. Would repeat.
Isabella (Moldavia) : 30 minutes. I had a nice session with her this summer but this time was not the same. Did not regret her but missed her summer spirits. Tried to stay longer but I declined.
Liza (Dominican Republic) : 90 minutes. Fantastic. Say no more.
What's the place like on sundays? Planning a trip for next year (using airmiles for a free ticket) and berlin is an option.
Hessen Bub
12-13-13, 22:49
Old guys and cab drivers. If you're into that.
HB
Does anyone know if Artemis worth visiting from Dec. 20 to 23? Or are all the girls on holiday? I notice the club says it is open during those days (Dec. 20-23) , I was just wondering if the club is worth a visit during that time frame. Thanks in advance for any help.
SuppenHuhn
12-14-13, 10:25
Amira (Iran) : 30 minutes. Nice girl. Did try to upsell A-level. Did DFK. 69, great BBJ. Would repeat.Her name is Amina. Amira is another girl.
Great fun yesterday. If like they said there were 150 girls on Thursday, same happened yesterday. More girls came in actually and the club was kind of full. Not used to fridays or weekends as I prefer mid weekdays, but the vibe was good.
Great time with Esther, Nicoletta, and Janita (aka Ava or something) , wrote enough on them, all recommended.
Tryed a new girl (for me) : Mila (not 100% sure of the name, but something similar for sure). From Lettonia, tall, very long platinum blonde hair. Some kind of small jewelry hanging from her hair on one side. Polar blue eyes, pale skin, very cute. Maybe it's the haircut but could be exchanged with Nicole. Normally sits on the sofas on the back side of the bar. In the room she turned out to be really sweet. Skilled, very hot and responsive. Also a nice person to speak with. I enjoyed to the point I considered having another round with her later on in the day, but it simply didn't happen. Highly recommended.
Kimino
Amigo rwport it to the front desk or use the complaint fsuggesrion form. Management needs to know. RBNaaahhh, I wouldn't do that except in case of a real problem with a girl. This was not the case. She simply wanted to get through it as fast as possible and was ready to give shitty service to do it. It was me quitting the session.
'cmon, I'm Italian, we don't do this LOL.
Kimino
Rocketboy0
12-14-13, 13:53
Naaahhh, I wouldn't do that except in case of a real problem with a girl. This was not the case. She simply wanted to get through it as fast as possible and was ready to give shitty service to do it. It was me quitting the session.'cmon, I'm Italian, we don't do this LOL.KiminoSorry for the typos. Mobile phone on plane leaving. Well up to you and of course there is a fine line between just bad chemistry and hustling. But if she is doing it with others as well, then management really should know. You know Silvio Berlusconi would say something. As you know, your opinion would be respected, and in your case, I would have, as it sounded like way more (or less) than just bad chemistry. Just because you ended the session does not change the ridiculous situation. If (in the unlikely case) she did not feel like really going to zimmer with you, she should have just said no. Girls really owe it just to be straight vs organic bank deposits.
Anyway if others have similar experiences, don't be shy about mentioning it. And if you use the the forms near reception and leave comments, it need not be awkward if you don't feel like actually saying something to management.
London Traveller
12-14-13, 17:03
What's the place like on sundays? Planning a trip for next year (using airmiles for a free ticket) and berlin is an option.The place is boring until the second shift arrives. Then it livens up a bit but don't expect a full line-up.
Can someone give me aprox price for a bottle of wine at Artemis? Since I enjoy charing a bottle of wine with a girl during sex and pillowtalks.
I realised after this that The Bishop had shot his last bolt and I wanted to leave on a high (I was fairly sure I could not better the hour I spent with Loreen) , so I left.Thank you for the report The Bishop, may I ask if you recall what size breasts Loreen had?
Can someone give me aprox price for a bottle of wine at Artemis? Since I enjoy charing a bottle of wine with a girl during sex and pillowtalks.There's no wine available in Artemis.
There's no wine available in Artemis.I think I saw a price of 150 Euros to 250 Euros for champagne. In and around that price range. Beer is only 10 Euros.
FiddyCent
Kirk Lazarus
12-19-13, 01:44
I was at Artemis this past Friday and Saturday.
FRIDAY
I arrived on Friday at around 6pm and stayed until 2am. It was slow around 6pm, but really picked up at 9pm. At around midnight, the place was jammed and it felt like a party atmosphere. I really liked Artemis for its selection of girls, but you will have to be firm with the girls who keep on asking for a session multiple times. One blond Russian kept on asking me for a session. I kept saying no. Finally she lost it on me and said "then why are you here if you don't want to fuck?" I responded with a loud laugh and said "I'm here because I want to fuck many girls, but not you!" then walked away.
First up was Nella (23/24 year old from Hamburg, Germany). I read her reviews here, but couldn't remember the name. I was drawn to her petite body and cute looks. I should have taken notes to avoid her as she was the worst session. On the brightside, after her, all other sessions were great! Immediately, she tried to upsell in the room for CIM. I declined. No kissing was available, not even small pecks. She then pulled out the condom for a BJ. I asked for BBBJ, but she said that she always uses a condom for a BJ to be safe. I then asked her how could she be safe if she offered CIM? LOL, I caught her with her lame excuse. She tried to explain, but I told her, nevermind, put on the condom and blow me. It was a pretty good BJ with a condom actually. We then moved on to sex. Every few minutes, she would say "give me your juice, give me your juice". That was her way of saying "did you cum yet?". As I knew her game now, I put all of the sharkiness out of my mind and just concentrated on my own pleasure by pumping away. I lasted quite a while to my pleasure but I'm sure to her displeasure. Finally I guess she lost patience and asked when I was going to cum and that I can't fuck her for the entire 1/2 hour. I just ignored her and continued pounding in doggie until I finished. Once finished, I wanted to get out of the room as although I enjoyed her body, I did not enjoy her attitude. When leaving, I told her that she had too many restrictions and that it was not a normal session that I expected. She know what I was talking about and was silent. I gave her the 50 euros and walked away. She avoided eye contact with me throughout the Friday and Saturday as she knew that I was no rookie. LOL.
Avril or Avrel (20 year old from Romania). Thin girl with nice gravity defying breasts. Pale skin with black hair pulled back in a ponytail. My first thought about her was that she looked like Lara Croft played by Angelina Jolie, but then also saw the resemblance to Mila Kunis that other members here have referred to. I didn't get dfk from Avril, just light kissing on the verge of dfk but never got to that level. BBBJ was excellent. Multiple positions and she gets very vocal when you reach the right spot. She wanted to stay another 1/2 hour, but I declined as the initial 1/2 session was enough for me. In my mind, I thought that I would likely repeat with Avril later in the day or the next day. The repeat never happened as there were plenty of other girls to try.
Now, comes the highlight on my trip. Heck, the highlight of my pooning adventures. I'm sitting at the bar downstairs to avoid being bothered by the girls. Then, two girls show up across the bar in their bath towels. I looked more carefully and it was like I was seeing double. I was seeing double! Twins! Another patron got up and introduced himself to them right away. However, after about 10 minutes, they said their good-byes and the twins headed back upstairs. Well, I followed them, but lost them in the roundabout staircase on the main floor. I eventually saw them in bar area and approached one of them. They are 19 year old twins from Berlin. Students, working for extra money. They are not identical twins, but close enough. They had long dark hair and could pass for Natalie Portman's sisters. After small talk, I asked one of them (Valentina) to go upstairs. To my surprise, she said "I can't". The disappointment was setting in until she finished her sentence "I can't. Without my sister Fernandina. Ummmm. Duh. Of course with your sister, that's what I want! LOL.
We head upstairs and I told them off the bat that I wanted an hour with them. They seemed delighted and set the tone for the rest of the non-rushed session. DFK between all of us, the sisters giving each other DATY, multiple positions between the sisters. It was a hot and sweaty session. This was my first ever duo and did I ever have fun. The services were just standard as I described here, but the fact that I had a duo with twin sisters was top notch. After I finished with the sisters, I was on such a high that I knew another session that night would not do any justice, so I just had a meal, spent time recovering in the sauna and went back to the hotel.
I'll report on my Saturday experience at Artemis in another post.
Now, comes the highlight on my trip. Heck, the highlight of my pooning adventures. I'm sitting at the bar downstairs to avoid being bothered by the girls. Then, two girls show up across the bar in their bath towels. I looked more carefully and it was like I was seeing double. I was seeing double! Twins! Another patron got up and introduced himself to them right away. However, after about 10 minutes, they said their good-byes and the twins headed back upstairs. Well, I followed them, but lost them in the roundabout staircase on the main floor. I eventually saw them in bar area and approached one of them. They are 19 year old twins from Berlin. Students, working for extra money. They are not identical twins, but close enough. They had long dark hair and could pass for Natalie Portman's sisters. After small talk, I asked one of them (Valentina) to go upstairs. To my surprise, she said "I can't". The disappointment was setting in until she finished her sentence "I can't. Without my sister Fernandina. Ummmm. Duh. Of course with your sister, that's what I want! LOL.I've bumped into identical twins in a club before, but it was in Panama. Took one of them, and her service was sub par. Was glad I didn't take them up on doing a triple play back at my hotel since I'm convinced it would have been doubly bad. After all, they both had identical brains LOL!
PussyLiccker
12-19-13, 03:58
Thanks for the report. Very interesting duo you ran into.
If a girl will do CBJ, I walk out, and if she has problems she can tell the front desk. This is what I did at GT, and the front desk lady was so kind and she seemed concerned the girl made a bad impression of the club. I told her everything was ok.
Thanks for the report. Very interesting duo you ran into.
If a girl will do CBJ, I walk out, and if she has problems she can tell the front desk. This is what I did at GT, and the front desk lady was so kind and she seemed concerned the girl made a bad impression of the club. I told her everything was ok.In Artemis, I had girls who ask me if I want BJ with condom or without, but I never had girl who enforce me only CBJ. I only do BJ without and they just gave me choices which one I want.
I even asked girl does any client ask for CBJ? And she says there are some clients because they are concern about STD, which is not to worry too much about in Artemis within normal covered intercourse session as girls at Artemis do get checked regularly and there is a house MD in the building almost everyday.
However, kissing has been long been unstable thing in Artemis or any fkk. Some girls allow it, some just don't, some will eventually let you kiss after you go with her for many times and kind of get to know each other. I mean I think this no kissing trend of professional girls began with this movie "pretty woman" starring richard gere. This is one of the main reason this trend of no kissing began. Damn you that movie! LOL But isn't kissing supposed to be standard play of the house? Anyway, for something we have to give it to girls comfort as they are human and not products. Plus sometimes difference in service between girls can be good thing for us to decide, it cannot be all the same.
Either way, I was almost always happy, but CBJ girls I never came across, if I do I will be p`the off too. So far I never complain to reception desk, but I often chat with them and they are real nice people.
We head upstairs and I told them off the bat that I wanted an hour with them. They seemed delighted and set the tone for the rest of the non-rushed session. DFK between all of us, the sisters giving each other DATY, multiple positions between the sisters. It was a hot and sweaty session. This was my first ever duo and did I ever have fun. The services were just standard as I described here, but the fact that I had a duo with twin sisters was top notch.Thanks for the report KL.
If I may ask, standard 240euro rate or did they charge some extra for the DATY part among them?
Kimino
Kirk Lazarus
12-19-13, 17:53
Thanks for the report KL.
If I may ask, standard 240euro rate or did they charge some extra for the DATY part among them?
KiminoIt was 120 euro x 2. There wasn't much negotiation. As we had to wait for a room for 15 mins, it helped break the ice and started right away once a room was available. All I told them was I wanted an hour and confirmed the 240 euro rate which they agreed.
It was 120 euro x 2. There wasn't much negotiation. As we had to wait for a room for 15 mins, it helped break the ice and started right away once a room was available. All I told them was I wanted an hour and confirmed the 240 euro rate which they agreed.Cool. Thanks for the info. I was asking because the "lesbo show" bs is allways in the air.
In this case a real bargain, or should I say berghain, being in Berlin. LOL.
Adding it to the January "to do list".
Kimino
StarletVoyager
12-20-13, 03:53
So after boarding the 10am train from frankfurt to berlin, I found myself checking into the enjoy hotel berlin city messe, a no frills single room located 2. 8km from artemis according to googlemaps and it did me very nicely. I arrived at artemis around 5pm and following the usual wellness as the evening set in it felt unusually busy. Surely this could not be due to the horses at the messe? LOL. I need a young filly I thought to myself and I started with german charlie. Lovely blonde blue eyes with a youngish look. My viking girls have arrived I thought. This was worth the train journey. She told me her family knew what she did, she was from berlin, had worked appts before and her dad had cried when she told what she did a bit odd I thought. But anyway I'm not here to act the saint I'm here to do viking girls. Once in the room I played a bit the curious act and wondered what she use to do in the appts and soon after some initial hesitation she produced a long list some of which may be available here. You name it she said it. I am now convinced the girls are bored of vanilla sex and any little thing to spicen up the time is much appreciated by them too, after all they are only human too. Anyway fisting was mentioned so I said my whole hand? No 3 fingers for 30 euros unlimitied useage! Like a internet or mobile phone contract! LOL so I agreed. As I was deep in her it brought back memories of vika at oase who did it for free. Whilst knuckle deep in charlie I played a little game by trying to make small talk and she had to gasp just to get a word out that sounded normal. It was very erotic and both funny at the same time. Anyway plenty of BBBJ, ball sucking. 69, dfk at times to end with a good old doggy style fucking. Lovely. I felt new again. Incidentally I did look for you kimino,scanning for the type of flip flops you mentioned with no luck-next time. After wellness and relaxing I had heard about the so called twins but didn't expect fernanda and valentina to be so stunningly attractive and charming to talk to. I had exactly 240 euros plus change for the taxi in my wallet. With back up cash in the hotel the atms being now dried out. LOL. Anyway they were solidly booked so I arranged to meet them in an hour and told them I wanted them both for 1 hour. It was meant to be. I noticed fernanda was the dominant twin, with valentina taking orders from her sister and being slightly more attractive to me. Once in the room they offered a lesbian sister show which I would have loved to try out of a perverted type of curiosity as it is very unusual for such things. Anyway plenty BBBJ, DATY, no kissing, lots of oil pussy massaging, simultaneously rubbing both clits gently, and the most amazing display by fernanda of posing in doggy position spreading her arse cheeks open and making her pussy fart continously with me encouraging it. At this point the most bizarre thing happened. A very specific reggae mix one to which I listen to a lot and is not listened to by any means by any large audience back home, let alone me ever hearing it in germany-came on the room speakers with the dj saying 'restricted zone'. This in collaboration with fernanda's pussy farting show was quite spiritual. True creme de la creme and without doubt the twins were the fantastic highlight of my trip, without doubt. I finished by doggy style sex managing only sex with valentina, my preferred of the two. Really wow I experienced sensations there that were truly new to me, and never knew in reality before. I hope they are there in the summer when I return. No wonder they were fully booked. They were racking in the euros and loving it I bet. A slight ego thing fernanda said my foreplay abilities and ability to hold out were the tops! I returned to artemis on Sunday late afternoon after a busy friday. as my flight was at 0745am monday i decided to stay up. very simply czech lena was the choice even remembering her from my time at the globe in 2010. i found the sunday evening atmosphere at artemis very pleasant as contrasted to the horse messe crowd on friday!!lol.also interesting to note not all males in germany necessarliy know about the fkk club scene so although it is well known and advertised in a way it still to some degree at least a niche scene. you can imagine the over excited monger arriving at the airport in germany imagining all the other guys are on that level if that makes sense. slightly humourous i think. anyway me and lena turned into an oil refinery in the room with so much oil splashing. she was the only girl i didn't have sex with as the condomn slipped too much. nonetheless she made up for it with an expert vacuum pump bj!!! so the 1 week trip total 10 girls-1 threesome-1 erotic massage-9 quality hours in room, amazingly not a single dud session. reports as promised SV. mega summer tour coming up.(as explained in oase thread to please address me by starletvoyager and not previous username for obvious reasons) finally many thanks to all the members here who have patiently answered my questions here over the weeks and who have made this trip possible and made it one of my best to date).
Banana Boi
12-20-13, 05:48
Thanks for your review, SV. Glad you had a great time.
How many girls were there on Friday? Sunday? Girl to guy ratio?
ZimmerBaby
12-20-13, 06:31
First up was Nella (23/24 year old from Hamburg, Germany). . I put all of the sharkiness out of my mind and just concentrated on my own pleasure by pumping away. I lasted quite a while to my pleasure but I'm sure to her displeasure.Great great body, but terrible sex. MUST be avoided.
Rocketboy0
12-20-13, 09:16
Anyway the most amazing display by fernanda of posing in doggy position spreading her arse cheeks open and making her pussy fart continously with me encouraging it. At this point the most bizarre thing happened. A very specific reggae mix one to which I listen to a lot and is not listened to by any means by any large audience back home, let alone me ever hearing it in germany-came on the room speakers with the dj saying 'restricted zone'. This in collaboration with fernanda's pussy farting show was quite spiritual. .have made this trip possible and made it one of my best to date).SV- not a bad report, despite the fact that I almost ran out of oxygen reading its Joycian text. You may be surprised to know that there is an invention called "the paragraph" designed specifically to remedy the problem. Like this.
Now (assuming any of this is true of course.). Pussy farts to music- one man's spirituality is another man's wet the hosen comedy. I think next time you do this, you need to bring along a small jazz combo to fill out the percussion section. Anyway whatever rocks your boat and glad you had a good time. And at least we know what it takes for you to relax your viking girl obsession. And Lena-ah yes, one of, or maybe even the most strikingly beautiful of them all. Even though we get on well, she is somehow not comfortable in her skin and too many constraints.
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RB (which as Bearsk helpfully pointed out in his epic recent DA Sharks report also stands for Regional Bahn) pulled into the Liebe Bahnhoff last night on what he expected would be a pleasant, last chance, pre-holiday I still need cash for shopping Thursday. Surprisingly quiet, almost dead. Many regular girls gone and those remaining were in a mood most foul as the cash registers were empty. I had a long long talk with the lithe Avril (brunette, RU or RO) who has been on the radar for a while. She said even the Xmas party was quiet, and she was upset out how dead it was, how little she made (I heard this from a several of RBs favs as well). And after lots of flirting and touching, Avril said so what about us? I decided time to pull the trigger. I need to void the bladder and said I would be back in 2 min.
When I returned, she was chatting with a very elderly man, and they then went to the bar to continue. Obviously a regular of hers-so I waited a bit but then walked over and told her, "it is ok-I will cancel our date". Not even a word, like "really sorry, we can meet up later but this is one of my stamgasts so...? Is there no honour, no sense of decency amongst..? Just, for a few Euros more? Rodney Dangerfield whispered in my ear, "I can't get no respect I tell ya, no respect".
So however cute she is, and however great she might be, off the list. I actually left un-gepopped,after being in the mood for something new and different and it was not to be. When I left about 1130, all still very quiet, like less than 50% of normal. One of my local buddies said he saw the Christmas-New Year's scheduling list and "there will be a lot of girls". Who knows. But last night very few Ho Ho Ho's. Back to the bordells, where the deal is real.
Wishing all a Merry and a Happy.
I didn't leave un-gepopped yesterday, yesternight, by the way.
When I returned, she was chatting with a very elderly man, and they then went to the bar to continue. Obviously a regular of hers-so I waited a bit but then walked over and told her, "it is ok-I will cancel our date". Not even a word, like "really sorry, we can meet up later but this is one of my stamgasts so.? Is there no honour, no sense of decency amongst.? Just, for a few Euros more?Yes, that's her. Patience in all matters is a virtue, but unfortunately not one of hers.
One of my local buddies said he saw the Christmas-New Year's scheduling list and "there will be a lot of girls". Who knows.There will be a LOT of girls. Definitely.
PussyLiccker
12-21-13, 01:28
All these positive reports about good sessions with the German girls is giving me a hard-on. So many interesting things happening lately at Artemis with the twins and the SV's fart-sex. LOL.
SV, you definitely deserve some sort of a pervert award. I couldn't hold my laughter. One of the funnest reports I've read so far. I'd like to see you at the clubs and see how you handle the girls. LOL.
Rocketboy0
12-21-13, 02:00
There will be a LOT of girls. Definitely.Right- so, possibly there is some mythical list or schedule, and while this might or might not mean something, it is obviously only a sign of intent. Is any of this real or is it just wishful thinking/propaganda??....Hope so for the troops' morale. While RB will be back on his home planet for some weeks..
Since many mongers might well delay their planned suicides after reading about the alleged bounty of booty that beckons, how exactly do you know this? What is the hard evidence, and how did you come by it?
StarletVoyager
12-21-13, 03:50
Yes I must remember to include paragraphs. The problem is that when I have tried to include paragraphs before I ended up doing hard line returns or similar and the admin really got irritated. On Friday I would say the ratio was approaching 2:1 guys to dolls and Sunday about 1:1. Incidentally I found Lena quite stunning, but apart from that also quite professional in her mannerisms out of the room. After near enough a bottle of emptied oil and a hard vacuum pump style bbbj with me grasping her head up and down, she was the complete opposite in the room with me to my surprise, and acted the fluzy which was very nice. All I have to do now is come up with an itinerary for May, for my biggest club tour yet. One of the most difficult aspects of all, as you don't want to miss out on any one location. Its a hard life! PL i am always the complete gentleman with all the girls-there is no other way.
Kirk Lazarus
12-22-13, 03:11
After a great time at Artemis on the Friday, I went back for more on Saturday. Saturday was busy as well, but not as busy as Friday.
I spotted a brunette with high cheekbones and recognized her from the day before. However, when I saw her on Friday, she was lounging in the spa area and was getting a massage. She was wrapped in a towel and wearing sandals. A simple look but oh so sexy. I noticed her petite body and small boobs, but it didn't seem like she was working. When I saw her at the bar on the Saturday, I approached her. I introduced myself and lo and behold, this was the famous Fatima from Slovakia. I remember reading good things about her and so there was no doubt that I would be sessioning with her. We had to wait for a free room, so got to know each other on the couches on the 2nd floor. While talking, she would rub my leg and arm. This girl really knows how to treat a client. Once in the room, it was DFK, petting, DATY, BBBJ and multiple positions which all happened so naturally. Fatima could really take a pounding too. I only stayed for 1/2 hour, but should have stayed for at least 1 hour. The Fatima experience should be the gold standard in FKK. A relaxed, no pressure and sensual experience.
Next up was Sylvia, a dark haired Romanian 26 year old gazelle. She has a nose piercing and no tattoos. Other than that, nothing for me to describe her that would standout from other girls who are Romanian, thin, dark hair, small breasts, gazelle. Very friendly at the bar and in the room. Only light kissing, but plenty of BBBJ and she could also take a pounding. No upsell from Sylvia either. Good experience.
Last was Carrie from Bulgaria. Her pics are on the Artemis website. She's about 5'2 but huge fake breasts, which she freely let hang out over her bra. She never worked the room, but just stood in the corner at the entrance into the bar. She didn't have a smile or anything, but I approached her anyway for her look. When we introduced each other, she began to loosen up and her smile lit up her face. She should smile more. Anyway, off to the room. Only light kissing with Carrie, but BBBJ, DATY and multiple positions. For a small girl, she was also able to bang hard. I finished with a CIM with the extra 50 euro. I'm a 1 shot guy, so after I finished, we talked a bit before time was up. From an icy cold appearance from afar, Carrie turned out to be a sweet girl.
Artemis was a fantastic experience. When I'm back in Germany again, I would definitely make my way back to Artemis. While in Berlin, I stayed at the Ibis Messe, which was a 10 minute walk to Artemis. A no frills, but convenient hotel.
Last was Carrie from Bulgaria. Her pics are on the Artemis website. She's about 5'2 but huge fake breasts, which she freely let hang out over her bra. She never worked the room, but just stood in the corner at the entrance into the bar. She didn't have a smile or anything, but I approached her anyway for her look. When we introduced each other, she began to loosen up and her smile lit up her face. She should smile more. Anyway, off to the room. Only light kissing with Carrie, but BBBJ, DATY and multiple positions. For a small girl, she was also able to bang hard. I finished with a CIM with the extra 50 euro. I'm a 1 shot guy, so after I finished, we talked a bit before time was up. From an icy cold appearance from afar, Carrie turned out to be a sweet girl.I agree. I would say Carrie is easily a top 3 girl at Artemis for me. And she never works the floor. She told me that if someone likes her, they should approach her. She won't ever bother. Actually working at an FKK club turned her a bit off she told me. Which is unfortunate in one way, but at the same time it tells the story that she is more of a girl next door. Although she does have some silicon. But even girls next door have some of that nowadays, don't they? .
Anyway, I've only met Carrie at Artemis on one of my trips there this year. I hope to see alot more of her in 2014. And she looks like she is in the upper 20s on the pictures on the website. But in real life she looks like what she is, which is 21 or 22 I think.
Banana Boi
12-28-13, 18:27
I'm hoping one of you Artemis guys can confirm if there is a German girl there with long blonde hair (pretty sure extensions) and fake C's. Slim to medium build in her early to mid-20's. I can't describe her well enough to differentiate her from others except she wears very distinguishable jeans shorts with a Germany flag sewn on one of her back pockets.
I'm hoping one of you Artemis guys can confirm if there is a German girl there with long blonde hair (pretty sure extensions) and fake C's. Slim to medium build in her early to mid-20's. I can't describe her well enough to differentiate her from others except she wears very distinguishable jeans shorts with a Germany flag sewn on one of her back pockets.Saw her ages ago (more than a year) and never again. But note, I only remember the jeans with the german flag on the pocket and nothing about the girl. So I might have seen her again but she was not wearing them.
Kimino
StarletVoyager
12-29-13, 07:37
100% sure that charlie I sessioned with for 1 hour at artemis definitely was wearing cut off denim blue shorts. She had medium length naturally dirty blonde hair. About 21-22 I think. Could that be her?
This thread is wonderful with lots and lots of useful information for a first timer like me. I've read very post dating 1 year back. And giggled at many times from the stories. So now I determined I will go to Artemis a wed-Thursday in the end of January to try this place out! There are so many names mentioned in this thread that I will probably not remember a single one once I'm there, and probably step on land mines as a true bambi. I'm kinda well adversed in the punter business from having both girlfriends and punter sessions in Ukraine, Amsterdam, Latvia, Russia etc. But will be fun to hit something completely new as a FKK!
However there is 1 information I didn't find anything about, nor on the homepage of Artemis (I might be blind). The massage that they seem to have (not the girls) , does anyone know how much it cost, and how long it is? As I understand the original man doing the massage sadly passed away recently, because he seemed great from the info. But are they real educated masseurs there?
This is probably what I'm looking forward mostly to as a side-thing while recouping my energy inbetween sessions hehe. So having my hopes there is some reall good masseurs there to pound my back! What I'm looking for is real deep athlete massage!
This thread is wonderful with lots and lots of useful information for a first timer like me. I've read very post dating 1 year back. And giggled at many times from the stories. So now I determined I will go to Artemis a wed-Thursday in the end of January to try this place out! There are so many names mentioned in this thread that I will probably not remember a single one once I'm there, and probably step on land mines as a true bambi. I'm kinda well adversed in the punter business from having both girlfriends and punter sessions in Ukraine, Amsterdam, Latvia, Russia etc. But will be fun to hit something completely new as a FKK!
However there is 1 information I didn't find anything about, nor on the homepage of Artemis (I might be blind). The massage that they seem to have (not the girls) , does anyone know how much it cost, and how long it is? As I understand the original man doing the massage sadly passed away recently, because he seemed great from the info. But are they real educated masseurs there?
This is probably what I'm looking forward mostly to as a side-thing while recouping my energy inbetween sessions hehe. So having my hopes there is some reall good masseurs there to pound my back! What I'm looking for is real deep athlete massage!If I could be honest, I'm not sure %100 but I remember that massage fee is 50€ for 30 min.
Also I will be there tomorrow so I will answer your question for sure!
Rocketboy0
01-03-14, 16:32
The massage that they seem to have (not the girls) , does anyone know how much it cost, and how long it is?30 min = 30 EUR. 1 hr =50 EUR (I think. Could be 40 min). Anyway in that neighborhood. Faradin, Thomas, Thorsten all good. They alternate schedules. Only one died, and there are at least 2 others whom I don't know, Stephan, and a Turkish guy-seems nice. All compentent-ask, pay, and you shall receive.
Collateral2
01-04-14, 11:12
What is normally included in the standard price (60 EUR / 30 minutes)? For example oral without condom?
Or is it necessary to negotiate everything beforehand?
What is normally included in the standard price (60 EUR / 30 minutes)? For example oral without condom?Blowjob (covered or bareback, just as you like it) and sex. Usually you're allowed to cum once in 30 minutes.
Additional charges apply for anal sex (+100) and CIM (regardless of she swallows it or not, +50). Note: some girls do not offer anal sex and / or CIM, just ask for it before you enter the room.
Do not pay any additonal charge for DATY and kissing. Either she allows it or not, but there's no additional charge. Some girls will charge you for COF and / or COB, it depends. Just fix it before you enter the room, if you like to cum on girl's beautiful skin.
Does anyone have this year visited the Club.
Beginning of the year is probably the calm season?
Does anyone have this year visited the Club.Calmer than usual. Some girls left for orthodox Christmas holiday, some girls didn't return yet from their holidays. IMHO the place will be busy as usual or just a little bit more busy during Fashion Week (starting January 14) and Green Week (starting January 17) at the latest.
German girl Nella gets my stamp of disapproval. What's up with the German girls in my visit. Rarely do I get to meet them and on this trip I have been with two of them and they were the only two non-GFE girls I've been with on this 3 week trip! Nella is tall, blonde, slim, natural B cups, speaks good English and looks to be in her mid 20s. On the couch she was a great conversationalist, and I thought I was getting good vibes from her. Nope I was fooled. She didn't upsell, but didn't even do LFK, clock watcher, and after 15 min of pussy pounding she said she had enough and just tried to get me off by hand. Fine I wanted to get the session over with anyway. 5 min into it and she says baby you have to come or we have to do one hour. Well I'm pretty sure we had another 10 min to go so I don't see why we needed to rush. But ain't no way in hell I wanted to pay for another 30 min with her so I said you just lick my balls and I will get myself off. As soon as the 30 min mark was reached I then forced the cum out. No way was I going to let her out of the room early. We then went downstairs and she tells me 60 euros plus a tip. Huh? I said what was the tip for? She said for being an awesome lady. I laughed it off and said maybe some other time. I'm not a newb anymore so I gave her the 60 and bid farewell.
Very disappointed in the Germans right now. I am going to stick to Romanians and Bulgarians for awhile.
Also Artemis during this Christmas and New Years time have very slim pickings. Their lineup usually is top notch but I can't seem to find any stunners, and the decent girls are few. The Romanians should be coming back soon so hopefully quality will be high again. As of right now though NRW and Hessen area offers better girls during the Christmas and New Years time.
German girl Nella gets my stamp of disapproval. What's up with the German girls in my visit. Rarely do I get to meet them and on this trip I have been with two of them and they were the only two non-GFE girls I've been with on this 3 week trip! Nella is tall, blonde, slim, natural B cups, speaks good English and looks to be in her mid 20s. On the couch she was a great conversationalist, and I thought I was getting good vibes from her. Nope I was fooled. She didn't upsell, but didn't even do LFK, clock watcher, and after 15 min of pussy pounding she said she had enough and just tried to get me off by hand. Fine I wanted to get the session over with anyway. 5 min into it and she says baby you have to come or we have to do one hour. Well I'm pretty sure we had another 10 min to go so I don't see why we needed to rush. But ain't no way in hell I wanted to pay for another 30 min with her so I said you just lick my balls and I will get myself off. As soon as the 30 min mark was reached I then forced the cum out. No way was I going to let her out of the room early. We then went downstairs and she tells me 60 euros plus a tip. Huh? I said what was the tip for? She said for being an awesome lady. I laughed it off and said maybe some other time. I'm not a newb anymore so I gave her the 60 and bid farewell.
Very disappointed in the Germans right now. I am going to stick to Romanians and Bulgarians for awhile.
Also Artemis during this Christmas and New Years time have very slim pickings. Their lineup usually is top notch but I can't seem to find any stunners, and the decent girls are few. The Romanians should be coming back soon so hopefully quality will be high again. As of right now though NRW and Hessen area offers better girls during the Christmas and New Years time.Hello Bluat.
Sounds like another German girl, Stella. Same treatment for me.
FiddyCent
Hello Bluat.
Sounds like another German girl, Stella. Same treatment for me.
FiddyCentYou are probably right with the name. It was loud and I couldn't her too well. I thought it was Nella, but Stella and Nella sounds very similar so you are probably right since I'm the worst when it comes to names.
You are probably right with the name. It was loud and I couldn't her too well. I thought it was Nella, but Stella and Nella sounds very similar so you are probably right since I'm the worst when it comes to names.Hello Bluat.
Stella has fake B or C cups. Her hair is sandy blonde and styled just above her shoulders. Nevertheless, the trend is not a good one. Must put a stop to this practice. Anyways, I can recommend Martina (BUL). She is a petite brunette. I had a really good time with her.
All the best.
FiddyCent
PussyLiccker
01-05-14, 21:49
Very disappointed in the Germans right now. I am going to stick to Romanians and Bulgarians for awhile.
It sounds like you just had a bad luck with a German at Artemis. I've been to Artemis, and there are good German providers there. Reports show that there are Germans that provide good services. I would think Germans here would be more trustworthy to provide good services than GT at the NRW.
Since it's the holiday, I would think high probability of running into bad providers. It's typically the Romanians that are missing during the holidays, but possible with Germans and missing Germans could be the better providers. If there was a drastic drop in number of line-up from a non-holiday, it's fair to give the place another chance or the other Germans there on another time when the numbers are at it's peak.
What I like to know is, if this German Stella(Her blond hair was lower than shoulder though) is the same from Palace that tries to charge additional 50 for better package without DFK. lol.
Hello Bluat.
Stella has fake B or C cups. Her hair is sandy blonde and styled just above her shoulders. Nevertheless, the trend is not a good one. Must put a stop to this practice. Anyways, I can recommend Martina (BUL). She is a petite brunette. I had a really good time with her.
All the best.
FiddyCentOh OK my mistake again we are not talking about the same girl. Any particular feature I should look for that will scream Martina? What about Horny Mandy? You have any experience with her?
Oh OK my mistake again we are not talking about the same girl. Any particular feature I should look for that will scream Martina? What about Horny Mandy? You have any experience with her?Hello Bluat.
Martina is very petite, standing at about 5' with heels. She is brunette and has a cute, innocent look about her. Her body is well proportioned for a girl of her size. She did everything for me. She did offer anal, and I accepted. I even spun her around while still inside her. Good things do come in small packages. I hope you find her.
As for Mandy, I may have met her, but I do not remember what she looked like. Nor, did I session with her. Can you describe her for me?
Enjoy your time at Artemis. I hope to make a return there soon.
FiddyCent
As for Mandy, I may have met her, but I do not remember what she looked like. Nor, did I session with her. Can you describe her for me?Stands approx 5'3", slim. Small natural breasts. Very light skin, nearly white, no tat's AFAIR. Long, light blond colored hair. You can't miss her, she's very conspicuous.
SuppenHuhn
01-05-14, 23:26
German girl Nella gets my stamp of disapproval.Both names are possible in Artemis, Nella and Stella.
Both are german, Nella has long blonde, straight, hanging hair. Her face is quite nice, her body is slim and her boobs are only A-Cup or B-Cup. I think she is middel 20s.
Stella is not as slim als Nella. Her hair is also blond but pinned up. I think Stella is older than Nella, about 30 maybe.
Maybe you had sex with Nella, her reputation is also not the very best.
Hello Pharisaer.
Thank you for this description of Mandy. I have taken note and will try to find her the next time I return to the Love Banhoff.
Cheers.
FiddyCent
Both names are possible in Artemis, Nella and Stella.
Both are german, Nella has long blonde, straight, hanging hair. Her face is quite nice, her body is slim and her boobs are only A-Cup or B-Cup. I think she is middel 20s.
Stella is not as slim als Nella. Her hair is also blond but pinned up. I think Stella is older than Nella, about 30 maybe.
Maybe you had sex with Nella, her reputation is also not the very best.Hello Suppenhuhn.
Two German girls, similar MO (Modus Operandi). Bottom line, I hope this trend does not continue. It makes it hard for us to choose other good German girls. In the past I have met with Blair, Jayda, and Kitty. Lulu was OK too, but she is Austrian. We are all there to have a good time. Let us continue to promote the good girls and warn others of the bad. When they realize that they are not able to get find clients, they may have to bring up their service levels.
Thank you for confirming.
FiddyCent
Both names are possible in Artemis, Nella and Stella.And both are working there nowadays, you know. Two further differences:
Stella's got fake breasts, noticeably larger than Nellas. Nellas breasts are natural AFAIR.
Nella's got a tat on her back, just between her shoulderblades.
It sounds like you just had a bad luck with a German at Artemis. I've been to Artemis, and there are good German providers there. Reports show that there are Germans that provide good services. I would think Germans here would be more trustworthy to provide good services than GT at the NRW.
Since it's the holiday, I would think high probability of running into bad providers. It's typically the Romanians that are missing during the holidays, but possible with Germans and missing Germans could be the better providers. If there was a drastic drop in number of line-up from a non-holiday, it's fair to give the place another chance or the other Germans there on another time when the numbers are at it's peak.
What I like to know is, if this German Stella (Her blond hair was lower than shoulder though) is the same from Palace that tries to charge additional 50 for better package without DFK. LOL.Hello PussyLiccker.
Palace Stella (Hamburg) is very HOT! If it is the girl you are describing, she is not the same as Artemis Stella (Hamburg). I had a bad feeling about her, so I did not session with her. You just confirmed my suspicions. If I wanted an "OPTIFIK", then she would fit the bill. Palace girls are sharky, but occasionally you do find a good girl. Any Palace girl you can recommend? Please feel free to PM me.
Cheers.
FiddyCent
PussyLiccker
01-06-14, 00:21
Hello PussyLiccker.
Palace Stella (Hamburg) is very HOT! If it is the girl you are describing, she is not the same as Artemis Stella (Hamburg). I had a bad feeling about her, so I did not session with her. You just confirmed my suspicions. If I wanted an "OPTIFIK", then she would fit the bill. Palace girls are sharky, but occasionally you do find a good girl. Any Palace girl you can recommend? Please feel free to PM me.
Cheers.
FiddyCentYou are so right my friend, she is HOT! LOL. Oh man do I love her looks, this is the ideal German looks I came to Germany looking for. Blond, clear blue eyes. Her eyes are just so sexy, and talks, acts, dresses like a classy girl(definitely the type I would take to a dinner party). I haven't met a German girl that match her looks. I had no problem paying 50 for her lousy services, that's for sure. lol. Call me up when she starts DFK'ing, I'll make my way there in a jiffy.
SuppenHuhn
01-06-14, 00:27
Sorry my friends. Palace Stella and Artemis Stella are DIFFERENT girls. I know them both.
Palace Stella is a very nice one.
And both are working there nowadays, you know. Two further differences:
Stella's got fake breasts, noticeably larger than Nellas. Nellas breasts are natural AFAIR.
Nella's got a tat on her back, just between her shoulderblades.Yup that tattoo on the back describes Nella. Nice girl, but bad service. So guys don't get fooled by her couch time chit chat. If you are looking only to talk then I would recommend her, but if you are looking for GFE stay away.
As for Horny Mandy she is indeed the real deal. Not the greatest French Kisser but at least she does it. And her pussy does get really wet and she is definitely a loud moaner.
When did FKK Artemis become FKK Palace? Unfortunately another miss by me. A Romanian by the name (Avreal or Avril) gave me some shitty performance. She's tall, says she is 20 years old, long straight black hair tied in a ponytail, has a ribbon around her neck, and pretty good soft body. Non GFE, dogded the kiss like it was the plague, got tired of pussy pounding after 10 min, tried to get me off with her hands for about 5 min until I told her doggy. Man you should see the sour face she gave me when I suggested doggy. She complied but seriously did she have to be a sour puss about it? I mean the girl suggested doing an hour in the room, but if she can't even have sex for 15 min without her pussy getting sore then why even suggest it? I don't understand why she was so popular today? I saw her with so many clients that I thought this girl has to be good, but I was dead wrong again. She must busy because there are slim pickings today. The girls on vacation can't come back quick enough. I am almost to the point of skipping Artemis on all future visits and just sticking to NRW or World / Sharks in Hessen. Artemis has too many girls with the mentality of customers are ATMs and not human beings. It wasn't just the girls that I went to the room with, it was almost every single girl that approached me and it was alot.
When did FKK Artemis become FKK Palace? Unfortunately another miss by me. A Romanian by the name (Avreal or Avril) gave me some shitty performance. She's tall, says she is 20 years old, long straight black hair tied in a ponytail, has a ribbon around her neck, and pretty good soft body. Non GFE, dogded the kiss like it was the plague, got tired of pussy pounding after 10 min, tried to get me off with her hands for about 5 min until I told her doggy. Man you should see the sour face she gave me when I suggested doggy. She complied but seriously did she have to be a sour puss about it? I mean the girl suggested doing an hour in the room, but if she can't even have sex for 15 min without her pussy getting sore then why even suggest it? I don't understand why she was so popular today? I saw her with so many clients that I thought this girl has to be good, but I was dead wrong again. She must busy because there are slim pickings today. The girls on vacation can't come back quick enough. I am almost to the point of skipping Artemis on all future visits and just sticking to NRW or World / Sharks in Hessen. Artemis has too many girls with the mentality of customers are ATMs and not human beings. It wasn't just the girls that I went to the room with, it was almost every single girl that approached me and it was alot.Hello Bluat.
You just need to report these incidents to the management. In hindsight, I probably should have done the same when it came to Stella. I hope you have better luck with future visits or at other clubs.
FiddyCent
Well if the girl was busy, their pussy could have been sore from the previous poundings earlier in the day. If I am interested in a girl, I usually scout her for 1-2 hours prior. I make mental note of who she goes to the room with. I observe their interaction at the pay locker. And generally approach the man for a review if at all possible.
When did FKK Artemis become FKK Palace? Unfortunately another miss by me. A Romanian by the name (Avreal or Avril) gave me some shitty performance. She's tall, says she is 20 years old, long straight black hair tied in a ponytail, has a ribbon around her neck, and pretty good soft body. Non GFE, dogded the kiss like it was the plague, got tired of pussy pounding after 10 min, tried to get me off with her hands for about 5 min until I told her doggy. Man you should see the sour face she gave me when I suggested doggy. She complied but seriously did she have to be a sour puss about it? I mean the girl suggested doing an hour in the room, but if she can't even have sex for 15 min without her pussy getting sore then why even suggest it? I don't understand why she was so popular today? I saw her with so many clients that I thought this girl has to be good, but I was dead wrong again. She must busy because there are slim pickings today. The girls on vacation can't come back quick enough. I am almost to the point of skipping Artemis on all future visits and just sticking to NRW or World / Sharks in Hessen. Artemis has too many girls with the mentality of customers are ATMs and not human beings. It wasn't just the girls that I went to the room with, it was almost every single girl that approached me and it was alot.
Kirk Lazarus
01-06-14, 06:27
She didn't upsell, but didn't even do LFK, clock watcher, and after 15 min of pussy pounding she said she had enough and just tried to get me off by hand. Fine I wanted to get the session over with anyway. 5 min into it and she says baby you have to come or we have to do one hour. Well I'm pretty sure we had another 10 min to go so I don't see why we needed to rush. But ain't no way in hell I wanted to pay for another 30 min with her so I said you just lick my balls and I will get myself off. As soon as the 30 min mark was reached I then forced the cum out. No way was I going to let her out of the room early.The exact same experience I had with Nella, who I reviewed in early December. Good on you for standing your ground by not being pressured to end the session early, extend the session or tip her.
Kirk Lazarus
01-06-14, 06:34
When did FKK Artemis become FKK Palace? Unfortunately another miss by me. A Romanian by the name (Avreal or Avril) gave me some shitty performance. She's tall, says she is 20 years old, long straight black hair tied in a ponytail, has a ribbon around her neck, and pretty good soft body. Non GFE, dogded the kiss like it was the plague, got tired of pussy pounding after 10 min, tried to get me off with her hands for about 5 min until I told her doggy. Man you should see the sour face she gave me when I suggested doggy. She complied but seriously did she have to be a sour puss about it? I mean the girl suggested doing an hour in the room, but if she can't even have sex for 15 min without her pussy getting sore then why even suggest it? I don't understand why she was so popular today? I saw her with so many clients that I thought this girl has to be good, but I was dead wrong again.She's only about 165cm, but looks tall with those heels. She tried to sell me on a 1 hour session saying it gives her time to enjoy the session and orgasm too. She also says she doesn't understand why clients just to for 1/2 hr and not 1+ hour sessions, then goes on to give me examples of how clients enjoy 1+ hour sessions. I told her that I don't visit Germany that often so I want to see as many girls as I can, and that I won't see her for 1 hour. She also spends a lot of couch time if you are so inclined.
EtrnalFeminine
01-06-14, 15:09
The exact same experience I had with Nella, who I reviewed in early December. Good on you for standing your ground by not being pressured to end the session early, extend the session or tip her.I had a similar experience with Nella in November 2012. She's nice and sweet when trying to make the sale, but once in the room she turns Mr Hyde on ya.
CheekyDancer
01-06-14, 17:06
Hello all,
Any recommendations on places to stay with easy access to Artemis?
Cheers
Blue Swede
01-06-14, 20:07
Hello all,
Any recommendations on places to stay with easy access to Artemis?
CheersHotel Kronprinz, within 5 minutes walking distance.
Else, if you want something cheaper, check booking. Com for hotels in the area at S-bahn Charlottenburg. For example Hotel Abendstern.
Blue
Really surprised to hear that about Avrel. I session with her every time I'm there and never had a bad experience. She does invest a lot of time on the couch in the bar.
There's a couple of hotels I stay in when I'm on an Artemis mission:
Hotel-Pension Stuttgarter Eck
http://www.hotel-stuttgarter-eck.de/
Or
The Hotel Adam.
http://hoteladam.de/
Both are on Kaiser-Friedrich-Str. This is one stop away from Westkruz on the S train and they are both on the U line that brings me to the airport. They're cheap, small rooms but they are clean and wi-fi is available.
Hello all,
Any recommendations on places to stay with easy access to Artemis?
Cheers"Hotel und Rasthof Avus" is also very near and not expensive.
Hi everyone and happy new year!
This coming Sunday I'll have a day long layover in Berlin, so naturally I'm thinking of spending some "relaxing" time on The glorious Artemis! But I see that it opens it's doors at 11am, but my flight arrives at 7. 30am. I've been looking at some of the massage places and bordellos in Berlin, and they either open at the same time or are closed on Sundays. I was wondering if anyone knows of any place (or escorts with private apartments) that could take me in for some fun until Artemis is ready to receive me? As you can see I don't want to have any idle time not having some fun. Any recommendations are welcomed!
By the way, how's the feeling on the Romanians and Eastern European girls being back by Sunday? I know Sunday's are kind of slow, but I'm hoping for some girls, to have returned already to replenish their funds after the holidays.
Cheers
StarletVoyager
01-07-14, 07:10
Hotel energie charlottenburg 3 star very close to artemis. Very nice and if booked in advance great deals.
StarletVoyager
01-07-14, 07:31
"Friday 12/4- slim swanlike white skinned rumanian who doesn't look rumanian with name beginning with A ie her real name which I can't repeat and I cannot remember her artemis name. Lovely green blue eyes and new to artemis aged 21 I think. 1 hour in room again very receptive and again with 50 for thumb in ass covered by protection. And no I did not suggest the extra it was suggested to me and I liked it. After that I went to a club in east berlin called the sky club and danced to hard house till 10am hard."
This above is a report from April 2013 when I visited artemis twice at the weekend the date above. In complete contrast to your bad time with her, (it must be the same girl, name with A, bow tie around neck, tall, black long hair in pony tail. Very white skin for a rumaninan). She quite clearly clamped her arms around my body tight in the room and plenty of dfk. This is more proof that generalising that a girl is no good with one guy therefore she is no good with all guys is not the correct approach to take, unless it it is a very extreme case. Any two persons can have different chemistry. YMMV. Anyway your report Bluat brought back memories of her hence the search and post. i did see her in my recent december trip but didn't get round to going with her. your description really brought her back to my mind. you gotta admit she's dead cute!! i did go with her for 1 hour maybe that helped.
Kirk Lazarus
01-07-14, 07:47
Hello all,
Any recommendations on places to stay with easy access to Artemis?
CheersI stayed at Hotel Ibis Berlin Messe last December. It was 65€/night and about a brisk 10 minute walk to Artemis.
Banana Boi
01-07-14, 07:59
What time is shift change when you will see day and night shift at Artemis?
StarletVoyager
01-07-14, 08:05
430-5pm I'd say
Rocketboy0
01-07-14, 16:23
430-5pm I'd sayNot so simple. There is no clear day and night shift. Most girls who start during the day stay til at least 8pm. If a girl arrives after 12pm, she "has" to stay til 5am closing time, unless you are a well known star and some then bugger off at midnight or so. But the quite noticable increase in night crawlers starts around 6 and the full night shift drifts in for a couple of hours and is essentially complete by 730-8pm, with one or two who sometimes arrive even later.
Not so simple. There is no clear day and night shift. Most girls who start during the day stay til at least 8pm. If a girl arrives after 12pm, she "has" to stay til 5am closing time, unless you are a well known star and some then bugger off at midnight or so. But the quite noticable increase in night crawlers starts around 6 and the full night shift drifts in for a couple of hours and is essentially complete by 730-8pm, with one or two who sometimes arrive even later.Absolutely true, I was at the Artemis on Saturday nearly 7pm and it was not so crowded first. After 1-1, 5 hours later all night shift has came.
Also it is true, some ladies who came morning, still waiting for customers and also night shift ladies came so there were a lot of good choises at that night!
How is the post Christmas lineup? Back to usual standards?
Confirmed Viola missing for a while?
Cheers
Kimino
Rocketboy0
01-09-14, 07:36
How is the post Christmas lineup? Back to usual standards? Confirmed Viola missing for a while?I heard 2 things: many are staying away til your next visit, so they can be fresh little virgins, and a few are considering leaving altogether, to start up internet firms in Italia to take advantage of the new Google ad-selling law. Either way, you will get screwed.
I heard 2 things: many are staying away til your next visit, so they can be fresh little virgins, and a few are considering leaving altogether, to start up internet firms in Italia to take advantage of the new Google ad-selling law. Either way, you will get screwed.LOL. I see. So:
"Keep calm and fly to Berlin!"
See you next week.
Cheers.
Kimino
Charlie 123
01-09-14, 18:00
DFK between all of us, the sisters giving each other DATY, multiple positions between the sisters.Hmmmm. This could be just the thing to tempt me out of retirement.
Anybody else sampled these twins? Are they regulars now, or is it a matter of occasional sightings?
RB, Kim, any intel?
Happy New Year.
C
Hmmmm. This could be just the thing to tempt me out of retirement.
Anybody else sampled these twins? Are they regulars now, or is it a matter of occasional sightings?
RB, Kim, any intel?
Happy New Year.
CHey Charlie123!
Yep, tempting. Did try to zimmer them but failed for bad timing. Will report back if it happens.
Cheers.
Kimino
Anyone know if Nina from Czech Rep are in the house this month? Haven't seen any recent reports of her.
Rocketboy0
01-10-14, 07:37
Hmmmm. This could be just the thing to tempt me out of retirement. Anybody else sampled these twins? Are they regulars now, or is it a matter of occasional sightings?Sir Charles-just like Al Pacino in the Godfather: "Every time I try to get out..."
I have never as I think the only thing they have going for them, really, is they are twins. They seem to surface once a week sort of on a Thursday pm and then they are in high demand. They have this wispy, ethereal thing which to my tastes could easily veer off into starfish land. Young, thin, sort of popped out of a Rembrandt painting and not really at all RB's type. But you know, horses / courses. Of course the K man must as they are amongst the few he has not...I once spoke with them a week before an impending visit, begging them to show up on one of Kimino's in town days-they said they would try, and then of course, did not. I guess it would have ruined their Yeti or Shangri-La persona.
Your prolonged absence has been noted and only you can fill the void.
DethManRulz
01-10-14, 11:46
Hi,
I have a question about the Artemis STD testing. I tried contacting them to find out, but they did not answer my question other than to say "we test for big std".
I am wondering if they test their ladies for HSV1 and 2? This is my biggest concern in terms of visiting.
Thanks!
Hi,
I have a question about the Artemis STD testing. I tried contacting them to find out, but they did not answer my question other than to say "we test for big std".
I am wondering if they test their ladies for HSV1 and 2? This is my biggest concern in terms of visiting.
Thanks!Of course they don't, why would they? There can't be a single women or man who has visited this kind of establishments that does not have either HSV 1 or 2. Most people have at least the HSV 1. As they answered you they test for more serious infections like Hep C, gonorrhea and so on. If a girl has an outbreak, I don't think she would be working, and I think the same goes for most of the mongers of obvious reasons.
Anyone know if Nina from Czech Rep are in the house this month? Haven't seen any recent reports of her.She seems to be working quite regularly, seen her many times, but only sessioned with her once, so the odds of meeting her ar fairly low. Had a session with her in mid-December, and she was as good as everybody in here and on other forums say.
Hi,
I have a question about the Artemis STD testing. I tried contacting them to find out, but they did not answer my question other than to say "we test for big std".
I am wondering if they test their ladies for HSV1 and 2? This is my biggest concern in terms of visiting.
Thanks!When I session with same girls over period of times and get to know them, some of them open up, so I become kind of more relax with them to ask more deeper questions. Systems of the clubs, about the industry and STD issue in fkk is one of them. It is curious thing to know for us punters.
I cannot trust what they tell me totally, but this is what I found out to be more or less true? Because few girls told me the same things:
1) There is house medical doctor in Artemis. He is there every day almost with just few days breaks per week.
2) Girls are checked ever X weeks, I think it was like every 3 weeks, I do not remember the number.
3) If girls feels strange, girls can go up to house Doctor and get her self checked, but some of the results for the testing takes few days. This testing includes even the blood testing.
4) If girls get sick with whatever whether it is STD or flu, she can stay in Artemis bed upstairs for two days rest, if she does not get better after that she has to go home to clear bed for other girls who want to come into Artemis to sleep and work.
Above are sum up of what the girls told me so it seems there are some kind of checking for STD at Artemis, I mean if you ask the staff without getting to know them a bit ofcourse they will be scared to answer, they might think you are working for German authorities LOL
Also I never heard that girls or clients got any big STD at Artemis, even herpes I never heard but of course there must be some small STD here and there at FKK. I mean there must be, it is only protected sex for penetration and rest are all unprotected (BJ, DATY and so on).
I have been going to FKK for few years and I never had this problems at Artemis or any other FKK I went to.
I think the house is careful as if there is big problem at FKK with anything whether big STD like AIDS etc. It will make it to newspaper and I am certain that if that happen German Politicians will begin making noise to oppose about whole FKK, so I think and I hope FKK owners are very careful as they can with STD control at FKK.
If you have some news for STD control at FKK please let me know as I am also interested and bit nervous sometimes. I think FKK is most safest of sex industry format though.
DethManRulz
01-11-14, 00:25
Of course they don't, why would they? There can't be a single women or man who has visited this kind of establishments that does not have either HSV 1 or 2. Most people have at least the HSV 1. As they answered you they test for more serious infections like Hep C, gonorrhea and so on. If a girl has an outbreak, I don't think she would be working, and I think the same goes for most of the mongers of obvious reasons.Thank you for your response. It is interesting that everyone (man and woman) in the facility has Herpes.
Although I do not understand why you'd classify gonorrhea as more serious, considering it's easily curable with some antibiotics. Hsv is not.
Thank you for your response. It is interesting that everyone (man and woman) in the facility has Herpes.
Although I do not understand why you'd classify gonorrhea as more serious, considering it's easily curable with some antibiotics. Hsv is not.Most people have at least HSV 1, close to 70-80% in western europe and the states have it, and more so in non-developing countries. It is not a serious disease, a simple cold sore that will heal out fairly quick. I have it myself, haven't got on my dick. But if I get the flu, some times I get a sore. Most people don't get any symptons, but are still carriers of it. This is also true for HSV 2. Bacterial infections left untreated can harm you in a much more serious way. If you are scared use a condom for the BJ or don't visit the place. I think Artemis does a great job with their screening. There are a lot of rubber less dicks sucked there every day and still verry few complaints about burning sensations.
Thank you for your response. It is interesting that everyone (man and woman) in the facility has Herpes.
Although I do not understand why you'd classify gonorrhea as more serious, considering it's easily curable with some antibiotics. Hsv is not.Your biggest risk is from people who do not use protection when they know they are infected. Thus, any monger who tries to have unprotected sex should be looked at with suspicion. It is one thing to put your life at risk and another thing to put others at risk.
StarletVoyager
01-11-14, 04:16
I had a one hour threesome with the twins. Scroll down to my December report. They certainly put on a show for me. A bottle of the oil all over the place and more. Don't let their innocent demeanor fool you. They were the highlight of my trip. Like two met art models for real!
DethManRulz
01-11-14, 12:22
Your biggest risk is from people who do not use protection when they know they are infected. Thus, any monger who tries to have unprotected sex should be looked at with suspicion. It is one thing to put your life at risk and another thing to put others at risk.Protection in what sense though? Unprotected oral? That's the standard, from what I understand. The rest is always protected.
I had always seen men who visit these places talk about regularly getting tested themselves, and many report that they are clean. Do they mean that just relatively. In the sense that they are clean except for Herpes of course.
London Traveller
01-11-14, 16:34
Thank you for your response. It is interesting that everyone (man and woman) in the facility has Herpes.
Although I do not understand why you'd classify gonorrhea as more serious, considering it's easily curable with some antibiotics. Hsv is not.I think that the point is that untreated GC can lead to severe complications. HSV is very prevalent and apart from minor cosmetic problems, which heal rapidly, there are few difficulties.
Oh OK my mistake again we are not talking about the same girl. Any particular feature I should look for that will scream Martina? What about Horny Mandy? You have any experience with her?Mandy is one of the better girls at Artemis. She is never pushy and never upsells (at least not to me) either. I only sessioned with her once, but the one thing that I recollect the most is just that she seems "horny". So if you like girls that are a little nympho, I'd suggest her.
What about Horny Mandy? You have any experience with her?Just call her Mandy, not Horny Mandy. That's just a special joke of her. I've sessioned her several times over the years, and I'd suggest her, too. But: she will leave soon, and won't come back for months or maybe years. Hurry up!
DethManRulz
01-12-14, 10:22
I think that the point is that untreated GC can lead to severe complications. HSV is very prevalent and apart from minor cosmetic problems, which heal rapidly, there are few difficulties.Perhaps the biggest difficulty is the rather enormous social stigma attached with having Herpes. Ever tried dating with Herpes? My best friend has it. He's a good guy, but people freak out and stop seeing him once he reveals his situation.
So, I guess it's ok to have it if you have no interest in leaving the mongering world, and being in a relationship with someone.
Thanks for all this. Seems a brothel or FKK is the perfect way to catch it. It's been very informative!
Perhaps the biggest difficulty is the rather enormous social stigma attached with having Herpes. Ever tried dating with Herpes? My best friend has it. He's a good guy, but people freak out and stop seeing him once he reveals his situation.
So, I guess it's ok to have it if you have no interest in leaving the mongering world, and being in a relationship with someone.
Thanks for all this. Seems a brothel or FKK is the perfect way to catch it. It's been very informative!CBJ and no kissing will keep you pretty safe!
Perhaps the biggest difficulty is the rather enormous social stigma attached with having Herpes. Ever tried dating with Herpes? My best friend has it. He's a good guy, but people freak out and stop seeing him once he reveals his situation.
So, I guess it's ok to have it if you have no interest in leaving the mongering world, and being in a relationship with someone.
Thanks for all this. Seems a brothel or FKK is the perfect way to catch it. It's been very informative!This sounds rather unreal to me. I was born with herpes and gets it close to the lips if my immune system gets very very low. It's really common that the older you get the less outbreaks you have. At no time in life have I had a girlfriend "freak out" or anything close. On the contrary some girls have said that if it's going to be us forever they might as well also get it because it will happen eventually. I have in those situations stopped it because if she is free from it I would like the kids to have a chance of being free. This is a very common view of this virus in my country. And people are very aware that at least one third of the population has the virus.
And I'm mostly mongering because I find it enthralling and exciting. Never "had" to, to get sex. Which I think goes for a lot of other mongers too. So you are outright wrong and very narrow minded if you believe what you just said. Only times any friend of mine got any type of sexual disease it has been from a girlfriend or "disco pussy" a. K. A. One night stand. Luckily I've never got anything from sexual transfer (no jinxing plix hehe).
At a club like FKK Artemis you are more than well off being much more safe than picking up a disco pussy or getting a girlfriend. Do you force your girls to make tests before you kiss them and show it too you? I think not and they would probably freak out.
This sounds rather unreal to me. I was born with herpes and gets it close to the lips if my immune system gets very very low. It's really common that the older you get the less outbreaks you have. At no time in life have I had a girlfriend "freak out" or anything close. On the contrary some girls have said that if it's going to be us forever they might as well also get it because it will happen eventually. I have in those situations stopped it because if she is free from it I would like the kids to have a chance of being free. This is a very common view of this virus in my country. And people are very aware that at least one third of the population has the virus.
And I'm mostly mongering because I find it enthralling and exciting. Never "had" to, to get sex. Which I think goes for a lot of other mongers too. So you are outright wrong and very narrow minded if you believe what you just said. Only times any friend of mine got any type of sexual disease it has been from a girlfriend or "disco pussy" a. K. A. One night stand. Luckily I've never got anything from sexual transfer (no jinxing plix hehe).
At a club like FKK Artemis you are more than well off being much more safe than picking up a disco pussy or getting a girlfriend. Do you force your girls to make tests before you kiss them and show it too you? I think not and they would probably freak out.I think we should take this topic to Lounge and chat thread.
But yes, I agree with you that fkk like Artemis is much safer than getting disco pussies.
I never had any problem with STD at Artemis and I never even heard there is big STD to worry about in Artemis.
It is simple, do not bare back and use condom. Also do not DATY if you have cut after shaving etc. Or after your dental appointment. For other things like BJ it is pretty much safe enough.
Monger need to be aware, but cannot monger if you are too concerned. It is like scare to fly because of accident.
In closing, fkk like Artemis is perhaps the among safest place for picking up random pussies. There is no other place better.
Let us take this to lounge and chat thread.
DethManRulz
01-13-14, 10:39
This sounds rather unreal to me. I was born with herpes and gets it close to the lips if my immune system gets very very low. It's really common that the older you get the less outbreaks you have. At no time in life have I had a girlfriend "freak out" or anything close. On the contrary some girls have said that if it's going to be us forever they might as well also get it because it will happen eventually. I have in those situations stopped it because if she is free from it I would like the kids to have a chance of being free. This is a very common view of this virus in my country. And people are very aware that at least one third of the population has the virus.
And I'm mostly mongering because I find it enthralling and exciting. Never "had" to, to get sex. Which I think goes for a lot of other mongers too. So you are outright wrong and very narrow minded if you believe what you just said. Only times any friend of mine got any type of sexual disease it has been from a girlfriend or "disco pussy" a. K. A. One night stand. Luckily I've never got anything from sexual transfer (no jinxing plix hehe).
At a club like FKK Artemis you are more than well off being much more safe than picking up a disco pussy or getting a girlfriend. Do you force your girls to make tests before you kiss them and show it too you? I think not and they would probably freak out.Hello,
And thank you for your response.
Well perhaps your experiences have shown otherwise, but I recall reading an article in (I think Time) that did a poll asking if people would date someone with Herpes. And most said they would not knowingly do so. A quick internet search of message boards.
Asking the same question gets similar results. It is indeed an unfortunate reality, even if it does not deserve to be treated in this way.
Rocketboy0
01-13-14, 16:07
This sounds rather unreal to me. I was born with herpes and gets it close to the lips if my immune system gets very very low. Do you force your girls to make tests before you kiss them and show it too you? I think not and they would probably freak out.Ok lads, this has been educational and great fun, but now IMHO time to carry on if necessary in the Lounge thread, or some new one such as "Berlin Bacteriale".
I think today is the busiest that I have seen Artemis. In the past I have selected dates to avoid events at the Messe, but I forgot to check this time round, and my visit coincided with Fashion Week. A few of the girls told me that it was busy with men, but not so busy in the rooms. I arrived at midday and left at around 8pm, by which time it was packed.
I am still a relative newcomer at Artemis, and for me there were lots of new faces in the lineup. For whatever reason, I wasn't quite in the mood to make the most of my visit today, but as I've read somewhere before, a bad day at Artemis beats most other days.
My first visit to the room was with Lana (tall, slim, dark, from Hamburg). She's new for me, but we seemed to hit it off ok on the sofa so I thought I'd take the plunge. I suggested an hour and we started with a competent massage. The blow job that followed was one of the best I've had, but the sex was a bit mechanical. She leapt off before I'd finished coming, which was a bit of a disappointment. I was a bit offended, to be honest, but I suppose I shouldn't get too precious about it! I doubt I will repeat.
My day had started at 4am, so I decided to sleep for an hour or so. After a reviving shower I sought out Fatima. I've had some nice times with her during previous visits, but I wasn't quite with it today. She's still my favourite for DATY (I'd happily stay there all day if she'd let me and funds allowed) , but it was a bit of a battle to finish. I might pass next visit; maybe you can have too much of a good thing.
My previous trip had included a disaster of a session with Nicole, from Prague. She started to approach me today, then I saw that she remembered me and she thought better of it. That made me smile.
I had been hoping to see Nina, but she didn't approach me when she saw me. I have heard that she can turn a man down, and I didn't really need that today so I didn't approach her. Maybe next time. Instead I spent some time with Kylie (long black hair, petite, lots of makeup, from Slovakia). I spoke with her during my previous visit, where we had something of disagreement over me having apparently spent 20 minutes with her on the sofa and then refusing to go upstairs. I think I finally convinced her that she had confused me with someone else. Anyway, we remembered each other and as she's my type (apart from the fact that she could do with losing a few pounds) I decided to go upstairs. She had been quite timid when approaching me in the past, so I was expecting her to be quite shy, but in reality she was very outgoing once in the room. I ended staying an hour and selecting a few of optional extras, including a few firsts for me, so I got something out of my day in the end.
I have recently obtained business interests in Frankfurt, so I may soon experiment with some of the other FKK options. Time to research some of the other forums.
Hi guys,
I will go to visit Artemis on Jan 20-21, It will be my first time. I am a little shy to talk with girls, I want to ask if I need to find a girl initiatively or I can just wait them to talk with me. If I just wait, do I have chances to get good girls?
Another question is can I use iPhone in Artemis? Is there free wifi?
Can I take photos inside?
Best regards!
Hi guys,
I will go to visit Artemis on Jan 20-21, It will be my first time. I am a little shy to talk with girls, I want to ask if I need to find a girl initiatively or I can just wait them to talk with me. If I just wait, do I have chances to get good girls?
Another question is can I use iPhone in Artemis? Is there free wifi?
Can I take photos inside?
Best regards!I've had some great times with girls who have approached me but as a rule I find I have the best sessions if I start the conversation. The girls are naked and we're all there for the same reason. If you see a girl you like, make eye-contact, smile and walk over to her. The rest will take care of itself.
No wi-fi and phones can only be used at the reception area.
No photography inside. There are a few signs up about this.
Hi guys,
I want to ask if I need to find a girl initiatively or I can just wait them to talk with me. If I just wait, do I have chances to get good girls?
Another question is can I use iPhone in Artemis? Is there free wifi?
Can I take photos inside?1-You can be active or passive, though the more passive the bigger chance of ending up only with sharks. If you wait for the girls to approach you then you have to be prepared to turn some of them down.
2-You can not take your phone into the lounges or rooms, it has to be kept in the lockers. And no wifi.
3-Of course not.
Thanks!
Two more questions:
Do we need to take cash with us? Otherwise how to pay for the girls when finish?
Is woman allowed to enter this club through paying the ticket? One of my female friend interested it.
Best regards!
1-You can be active or passive, though the more passive the bigger chance of ending up only with sharks. If you wait for the girls to approach you then you have to be prepared to turn some of them down.
2-You can not take your phone into the lounges or rooms, it has to be kept in the lockers. And no wifi.
3-Of course not.
Thanks!
Two more questions:
Do we need to take cash with us? Otherwise how to pay for the girls when finish?
Is woman allowed to enter this club through paying the ticket? One of my female friend interested it.
Best regards!Ciao.
1. You can keep the money in the safes at the reception (you will have a key for that) and pay the girl once you are finish.
2. No. Unless she wants to work. But she will have to arrange that with the management before.
Cheers.
Kimino
Spent a whole day in Artemis yesterday with a friend.
Around 11:30 there was quite a bunch of girls already. Had good breakfast and then spent the day making up my mind on the girl to choose, sessioning, relaxing, chatting, staring over again.
Place was quite crowded in the evening, but not too bad. Lots of girls although many favs missing. Didn't try any new girsl so not much to say. Ended up having very good sessions with Alicia (Ger / Tur) , Esther (Czech) , Lotus (Pol) and Nicoletta (BG). All previously reported, all recommended, all in the "will repeat" list.
Lotus has cutted her hair and is now sporting a casquette. If it wasn't for RB and wingman I wouldn't have realized it was her. Nothing important to report. Left at 4:45am.
Personal consideration. I have the feeling the german percentage of girls in Artemis is rising quite a lot lately. Which I'm not sure is a good thing. Still, none of the new ones match the profile of the typical german girl (as foreigners like me see it). Tall, blonde, very often a stunner. I mean girls like Nadia. Marvelous body, tall, long blonde hair, barbie kind. None of the new german girls I've been talking to look like that. Pity.
Cheers.
Kimino
Personal consideration. I have the feeling the german percentage of girls in Artemis is rising quite a lot lately. Which I'm not sure is a good thing. Still, none of the new ones match the profile of the typical german girl (as foreigners like me see it). Tall, blonde, very often a stunner. I mean girls like Nadia. Marvelous body, tall, long blonde hair, barbie kind. None of the new german girls I've been talking to look like that. Pity.The percentage of german girls is rising definitely. There were 30 german girls there yesterday, probably more. Can't name them all, but I'm quite sure.
Lotus has cutted her hair and is now sporting a casquette. If it wasn't for RB and wingman I wouldn't have realized it was her.Same happened to me one week ago. Couldn't recognize her, but another Polish girl told me about her comeback. Noticed her leaving the building towards one of the new wings rooms yesterday at approx 10:30 pm.
PussyLiccker
01-17-14, 14:10
The percentage of german girls is rising definitely. There were 30 german girls there yesterday, probably more. Can't name them all, but I'm quite sure.30 Germans is significant, never heard of that many in a club. Now I see the reason for many Germans being reported. So, no German blond bombshells. Hmmm. Something I like about the German girls is their wide hips, but I've noticed compared to Romanians their butt is not rounded, but typically flat.
There were some cute Germans there last time I was at Art, and they were Brunettes. I'm more into eyes more than hair, so it would be nice if there are higher percentage of good looking blue/green/grey eyed German girls there.
Same happened to me one week ago. Couldn't recognize her, but another Polish girl told me about her comeback. Noticed her leaving the building towards one of the new wings rooms yesterday at approx 10:30 pm.Left the building with her through the back door in the wellness area last night but I think it was more like 11:30 pm.
We came back soon after and headed to the rooms near the downstairs kino as the rooms outside were all full and another couple was already waiting. It was cold outside for a naked girl.
Kimino
Left the building with her through the back door in the wellness area last night but I think it was more like 11:30 pm.
We came back soon after and headed to the rooms near the downstairs kino as the rooms outside were all full and another couple was already waiting. It was cold outside for a naked girl.It was f*king cold outside for a nearly naked man, too. Another couple was waiting outside? Huh. Sounds chilly.
Maybe I'm wrong. I devoted my special attention neither to my watch nor to Lotus, but to the soft and warm girl by my side. Sorry.
Spent a whole day in Artemis yesterday with a friend.
Tall, blonde, very often a stunner. I mean girls like Nadia. Marvelous body, tall, long blonde hair, barbie kind. None of the new german girls I've been talking to look like that. Pity.
Cheers.
KiminoNadia is very hot, she somehow remind me of taller version of Porn actress: Rikki Six.
In room, I cannot say her service is the best in Artemis, but she is not bad. She kisses (not real DFK with my experience of going with her twice) , she offer does anal and CIM service.
But it does not change the fact that she is good looking natural blonde and she actually is nice person to talk to at least when I went with her second time she was nice. First time was bit reserved I must say. She is good girl.
Hi guys,
Have been a couple of times to Artemis, probably my favorite places in the world! Looking forward to my visit in late January, although that won't be the time to try out the new outdoor facilities I guess.
Anyways, I will have my company card on me and bring clients this time. Does anyone know if I can pay for drinks as well with a credit card, and furthermore do you know what will say on the credit card bill afterwards? I would prefer it would not mention Artemis itself. I realise that the girls only want cash, and that is why I want to use the credit card for everything else.
Appreciate any info.
Anyways, I will have my company card on me and bring clients this time. Does anyone know if I can pay for drinks as well with a credit card, and furthermore do you know what will say on the credit card bill afterwards? I would prefer it would not mention Artemis itself. I realise that the girls only want cash, and that is why I want to use the credit card for everything else.What kind of profession does one have where they can entertain clients at the booty bar on the company's corporate credit card account? Please let me know so that I can investigate a career change LOL!
Well gents have been reading a lot here now and decided to register and ask some questions. I have never payed for sex or anything like that only vanilla strip tease. The girl took 600 euro from me and gave me nothing. Only hopes.
Anyway would like to take it to the next level and give my self an 7 hour trip to Artemis from an Europe country.
I will land 12:00 in Berlin Tegel and take the taxi direct to Artemis my plane leaves back 21. 30 from Tegel.
Now my expectations is high and I want to do this.
So the questions.
1. Do you guys think I have not much time to spare there for my first visit?
2. How is it with touching the girls under the sex act, is it allowed to rub the boobs and vagina and stuff like that.
3. I love licking girls, but would you recommend to do so?
4. How many girls can I take in I mean, can I have an foursome?
5. If I have an threesome when I shift girl will they want me to change the condom?
6. Do they have shower in the rooms? Can I maybe ask the girl to take an shower and let me watch?
7. Do some of the girls make Lesbian show so I just can watch?
So as you can understand I'm trying to make some of my sex dreams come to reality.
Best regards,
Marko
Hi guys,
Have been a couple of times to Artemis, probably my favorite places in the world! Looking forward to my visit in late January, although that won't be the time to try out the new outdoor facilities I guess.
Anyways, I will have my company card on me and bring clients this time. Does anyone know if I can pay for drinks as well with a credit card, and furthermore do you know what will say on the credit card bill afterwards? I would prefer it would not mention Artemis itself. I realise that the girls only want cash, and that is why I want to use the credit card for everything else.
Appreciate any info.Hello VisitSept.
In the past, I charged my entry fees with my credit card. The statement reads Artemis Berlin, unfortunately for you. This might help. I think you can get a cash advance at a supermarket, for say 100 Euros. I was watching somebody do it at a checkout counter. Don't know if that will help you in your case, but worth a try.
FiddyCent
So the questions.Some answers.
Ad 1. You've got 6 hours at least. IMHO not much, but pretty enough.
Ad 2. It depends on the girl. Rubbing her boobs usually won't be a problem, rubbing her clit sounds more difficult. She will tell you, if she doesn't like something. Respect it, and everything will be fine. If it's an important matter of interest for you: just ask her BEFORE you enter the room.
Ad 3. Recommendation? IMHO it depends on the girl. Note: Some girls will allow DATY, some girls won't. If it's an important matter of interest for you: just ask her BEFORE you enter the room.
Ad 4. Yes.
Ad 5. Usually yes.
Ad 6. No shower in the rooms. Public showers available in the basement and in the new wing. Just ask her for it, but be prepared for being charged for her time.
Ad 7. Yes. Note: Additional fees apply.
Some answers.
Ad 1. You've got 6 hours at least. IMHO not much, but pretty enough.
Ad 2. It depends on the girl. Rubbing her boobs usually won't be a problem, rubbing her clit sounds more difficult. She will tell you, if she doesn't like something. Respect it, and everything will be fine. If it's an important matter of interest for you: just ask her BEFORE you enter the room.
Ad 3. Recommendation? IMHO it depends on the girl. Note: Some girls will allow DATY, some girls won't. If it's an important matter of interest for you: just ask her BEFORE you enter the room.
Ad 4. Yes.
Ad 5. Usually yes.
Ad 6. No shower in the rooms. Public showers available in the basement and in the new wing. Just ask her for it, but be prepared for being charged for her time.
Ad 7. Yes. Note: Additional fees apply.Great, really appreciate The answer and it clear some of my concerns.
Thanks
Well gents have been reading a lot here now and decided to register and ask some questions. I have never payed for sex or anything like that only vanilla strip tease. The girl took 600 euro from me and gave me nothing. Only hopes.
Anyway would like to take it to the next level and give my self an 7 hour trip to Artemis from an Europe country.
I will land 12:00 in Berlin Tegel and take the taxi direct to Artemis my plane leaves back 21. 30 from Tegel.
Now my expectations is high and I want to do this.
So the questions.
1. Do you guys think I have not much time to spare there for my first visit?
A: Suppose you arrive at Artemis at 14:00, if everything goes smoothly. 40 Euro return trip for Taxi. 80 Euros for entry, I figure you have about 4 hours to play. (120 Euros)
2. How is it with touching the girls under the sex act, is it allowed to rub the boobs and vagina and stuff like that.
A: Yes, we do it all the time.
3. I love licking girls, but would you recommend to do so?
A: Yes, this comes highly recommended! Work your way down from the PINK to the STINK.
4. How many girls can I take in I mean, can I have an foursome?
A: You can take as many as you want, but it will take time to get them all to agree, if you are picking girls individually. Girls often work in pairs, so it may be easier to arrange a threesome. (60 Euros per girl for 30 min) That takes you to Question 5.
5. If I have an threesome when I shift girl will they want me to change the condom?
A: Yes.
6. Do they have shower in the rooms? Can I maybe ask the girl to take an shower and let me watch?
A: No.
7. Do some of the girls make Lesbian show so I just can watch?
A: That depends on the pair of girls you select. That will cost you 60 Euros extra per girl. (120 Euros per girl for 30 min) (240 Euros / 2 girls) (360 Euros / 3 girls)
So as you can understand I'm trying to make some of my sex dreams come to reality.
Best regards,
MarkoHave a good time and report back!
FiddyCent
Have a good time and report back!
FiddyCentI will do so Monday night my report will be sent.
Rocketboy0
01-19-14, 08:54
6. Do they have shower in the rooms? Can I maybe ask the girl to take an shower and let me watch? MarkoThis is actually doable. There is a small men`s restroom with shower upstairs amongst the rooms-you could ask a girl to go in there with you and soap up. The girls can show you where-I think it is toward the east side of the building, on the 2nd floor. You probably could play together in there as no one really knows about it so it is fairly private. Monday is a slow day so this would help. If you pitch this right, explain you'd like to start like this, it should not cost extra and just be part of a session, though it will of course be on the clock.
Hi guys,
Have been a couple of times to Artemis, probably my favorite places in the world! Looking forward to my visit in late January, although that won't be the time to try out the new outdoor facilities I guess.
Anyways, I will have my company card on me and bring clients this time. Does anyone know if I can pay for drinks as well with a credit card, and furthermore do you know what will say on the credit card bill afterwards? I would prefer it would not mention Artemis itself. I realise that the girls only want cash, and that is why I want to use the credit card for everything else.
Appreciate any info.There is an ATM right next to the reception and when you withdraw, it doesn't say Artemis! Seeing as it's a corporate card you could just make a big withdrawal at any ATM somewhere in the city?
This is actually doable. There is a small men`s restroom with shower upstairs amongst the rooms-you could ask a girl to go in there with you and soap up. The girls can show you where-I think it is toward the east side of the building, on the 2nd floor. You probably could play together in there as no one really knows about it so it is fairly private. Monday is a slow day so this would help. If you pitch this right, explain you'd like to start like this, it should not cost extra and just be part of a session, though it will of course be on the clock.Great, really thanks for this I will try to figure out where you mean. Probably it will not be a problem to find out.
PussyLiccker
01-19-14, 13:55
There is an ATM right next to the reception and when you withdraw, it doesn't say Artemis! Seeing as it's a corporate card you could just make a big withdrawal at any ATM somewhere in the city?I think the point of business card is so that the statement shows where the money was spent, so it needs to be charged just in case any questions are asked in the future such as "why did you take the client to a brothel called Artmeis?" LOL.
I thought there were clubs that doesn't have the club's name show up. But yeah, if Artemis is the only one you can take your client to, and Artemis shows up on the credit card statement, you'd want to avoid that. That's interesting that you and your clients know about FKK, and spend time at FKK without the worry of risks with it. I would say FKKs are excellent place to take clients and part-take in business negotiations. I've seen business men at VV and GT, and I'm sure there are many other places.
My question now is, in Europe, doing buisiness in FKK is ok? Apparently so. Is it ok to talk about FKK between your co-workers in Germany? How do you bring it up to a client if you want to take them to an FKK? Is there are risk of your company image if you bring up FKK?
Hessen Bub
01-19-14, 14:01
My question now is, in Europe, doing buisiness in FKK is ok? Apparently so. Is it ok to talk about FKK between your co-workers in Germany? How do you bring it up to a client if you want to take them to an FKK? Is there are risk of your company image if you bring up FKK?No way this is ok or accepted in Europe. At least not in the industry I am working in. It's an exception IMHO.
HB
Rocketboy0
01-19-14, 14:08
I think the point of business card is so that the statement shows where the money was spent.
My question now is, in Europe, doing buisiness in FKK is ok? Apparently so. Is it ok to talk about FKK between your co-workers in Germany? How do you bring it up to a client if you want to take them to an FKK? Is there are risk of your company image if you bring up FKK?Obviously all this is not cool and it is a huge risk. And best continued in the Lounge.
There is a small men`s restroom with shower upstairs amongst the rooms-you could ask a girl to go in there with you and soap up. The girls can show you where-I think it is toward the east side of the building, on the 2nd floor.If you choose that option, it would be a good idea to take some towels with you. The towel supply is a little bit short there sometimes.
Note: It's not a private facility, but Mr. RB is right: Most of mongers do not know and / or visit that place.
Rocketboy0
01-19-14, 18:33
Note: It's not a private facility, but Mr. RB is right: Most of mongers do not know and / or visit that place.Of course, now they do. Oh the perils of posting and reading the Forum. Anyway, you can also live out one of Lewis Black's fantasies, The Personal Ball Washer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T8Gxk7vbec
StarletVoyager
01-20-14, 02:00
Try energie hotel charlottenburg. 3 stars, great price and location for artemis.
Planning to visit for the first time, as have some business in Berlin.
Looking at hotels, planning to stay here;
Kempinski Hotel Bristol Berlin.
Kurfuerstendamm 27, Berlin.
Is it a good location with regards to both the city centre and Artemis?
Cheers!Yep. It's a nice, elegant, hotel in a nice area. There's allways taxis just in front of the hotel entrance. It should be around 10euro to reach Artemis but if you like walking you can reach the place in about 20mins. Did that a bunch of times. You can also go there by public transport, obviously. Depending where in the centre you must go, it should take you 20/25 mins with subway.
Kimino
Hessen Bub
01-20-14, 09:33
There is a small men`s restroom with shower upstairs amongst the rooms-you could ask a girl to go in there with you and soap up.Yes, did that together with Viagra (the "famous" Brasilian girl from Atlantis) when I had fucked her asshole extensively. We were both sweating like crazy and we took a shower. She washed me, I washed her. Rubber her dry, went back to the room and fucked her ass again.
HB
A report as promised on my hand full. Arrived Saturday about one in the afternoon and quickly got acclimated to what has to be the most unique place on the planet if one was born with a dick. First up was an Iranian by the name of Aamere. Great look to her, tall with factory original breasts and an ass that held well to a tall frame.
The blow job started rushed, as it turns out all girls tended to do I found out, then she saddled up and and away she went.
I commented that she had a nice ass and a second later she trying to work it in there. I shift back saying no thanks and she was put off a little. Thought about it for a second just to even the score for 444 days of hostage taking but decided to leave the past in the past. Took her doggy to finish for an Ok first round.
Took a short break and then a dynamite very petite black girl with exotic eyes hooked me. She said she was part Mozambique and German. Small firm breasts and an ass that was to be the finest of the fine witnessed in my 12 hour stay. Her skin was beyond smooth and deep caramel and she had an air of confidence that I thought was well beyond her years. Up and at it we went. I had to go down on her and most everything was in miniature. Owning one myself, I looked, but could hardly locate her balloon knot. I asked for reverse cow girl and up and on she went. I commented on what a spectacular ass she had and surprisingly she offered it to me. I just could not figure out how the geometry could possibly work and wanting no lasting damage to what was proof there is a God, I passed. She dismounted and I finished doggy with my hands eclipsing the firmest ass I hope to ever grasp.
Now I realized I had to pace myself and so took up residence on a bar stool offering me a front row seat to the pageantry of Artemis Main Street. For those English speaking gents looking to visit here I found not a problem. Be kind to the ladies and they will return it with grace. It was like watching the Noah's Ark of poon parade by. I met at least two of most every nationality but the Polish. The Polish were on my to do list given a good nod somewhere in the forum but I met only one, Caroline, which was to be my unicorn.
She disappeared as most unicorns do so for treat number three I chose a darling little Moldavian who went by Alexandria. A tight little body with a wickedly firm ass and a great attitude. She was the first girl I actually got to talking to as my middle aged willie was not quite up to the task. She had one year left to get her councilor degree and had been working to buy a house back home. I felt she was genuine and her vibe was sincere so we just enjoyed her body for the time. On the way down the stairs I sang here praises so that the circle of men at the bottom would give her some business later.
I will break the report here and continue later to cover rounds for and five.
Hi all,
I was at the Berlin Tegel Airport on Saturday and my programmes changed so I can go back to Berlin again!
I hop on to a TXL BUS and nearly 5-6 min. Later (second station, name was Beusselstr.) came to S-Bahn and with S42 tram, I was at the Westkreuz Station.
Then it was really very short walk to the club, maybe 3-4 min.
After that, I entered the club and very surprised because there were maybe more then 100 guys inside! I have been at Artemis maybe 10 times but this is the first time which I have ever seen these customers at the same time. I heard from girls that there is a exhibition in Berlin and also Friday night was worst then Saturday.
But one better point is diversity of the line-up, guess all the girls know about exhibition and all of them were working at the club.
My first session was Inna from Rumania, I knew her but didn't meet before, she is brunette, long hair, huge tits and has a piercing on her lips. We have 30 min. Session and it was absolutely great, highly recomended!
Second was Nikita from Poland. She is brunette, huge tits, short cut hair. We tried upstairs, downstairs also outside but all the rooms were full at that time! But at the end, it was amazing so highly recommended again!
Rocketboy0
01-20-14, 20:18
Yes, did that together with Viagra (the "famous" Brasilian girl from Atlantis) when I had fucked her asshole extensively. We were both sweating like crazy and we took a shower. She washed me, I washed her. Rubber her dry, went back to the room and fucked her ass again.HBTruly, a heart-warming tale.
Hi,
Wanting to try a FKK club while I'm in Berlin. From what I've read so far, this seems to be the best option as budget isn't so much of a problem.
Couple quick questions:
1. I'm a bigger guy. Is this much of an issue? Do they give you a robe to wear and are they quite roomy?
2. I usually blow pretty quickly first time round, usually during oral; does that count as a "session"? Or if there is plenty of time left, can I still have sex?
3. What's the deal with paying? Do you just ring up a tab with the girls and pay at the end? Or do you pay each girl after each session? Can you pay with credit card, or is there an atm in the lobby or something?
Sorry if theses questions have been asked, but I started reading through the thread and there's pages, and it's late, and I just arrived in Berlin.
Thanks in advance.
Accidenti: Thanks for your report.
My first session was Inna from RumaniaMaybe it's Irina you're talking about?
Accidenti: Thanks for your report.
Maybe it's Irina you're talking about?Actually I heard as Inna but maybe you are right.
Couple quick questions:Couple of quick answers.
Ad 1. Don't worry about that. They have bathrobes up to XXXl-size. You'll get yours at the front desk.
Ad 2. Usually you're allowed to cum once in a half hour session. If there's plenty of time left, you may cuddle with her, get a massage, give a massage or just chat whit her while smoking a cigarette. It's the time you pay for.
Ad 3. You pay each girl after the session. You pay cash and cash only. There's an ATM at the entrance.
Enjoy your stay.
Well guys I arrived to Artemis around 13:00 it was not so crowded but there was plenty of girls avaible.
I was kind of nervous and freaked out but I stil went inside first impression was that the place looks good but the older woman in the reception was really unpleasant and arrogant. Anyway I paid and was confused where to go. I even thought of leaving the place because I did feel al lost.
Anyway I took my shower and locked up my Shit. Went out for looking around and immediately two girls catches me and we started to talk, I told them I just arrived and want to look around but they insisted and wanted me to take them.
So like I said I was nervous and al freaked out and stupid as I am I agreed to follow them. I mean I had just arrived had been there for 5 minutes so it was not so smart by me. And it was my fantasy to have an threesome but I wanted to leave it to the last. Anyway we went up with this two beautiful girls. I don't remember their names sorry.
We agreed to 160 EUR for each of the girls. That included Lesbian and titjob with Cum on Tits. We started to Fucking and playing around and I told the girls don't put the condom on me before I get hard so keep playing but the girls did so anyway. After 10 minutes one of them told me to but My dick between her boobs and I did so and I did Cum after a wile. The sex was good and the girls was looking beautiful BUT they acted to fast it felt like they just wanted me to finish up so we could go out.
I normally last 1-2 hours with the sex if I want but this time Shit did not know what happened I was all stressed out and freaked out.
Later on the two girls showed me around and we talked a bit. I took an shower and left down where the sauna is. I tried to rest a bit but the girls was on me and telling me to come up take them in, that I am young that I should not rest etc etc.
This made me very angry because I told the girls nicely and with respect I was just in an need to relax a bit and that the day is long enough for all the girls. But stil the same one after another they was on me.
So I went to the locker room and sat there for an hour because I needed to rest a bit. How sad isn't that?
I left later on to the bar area on the same floor as the lockers. And again the girls just started atacking. And I said to them all again I'm not ready right now and would like to rest a bit, I told them kindly. But nopps one after another they came on. Then one girl approached me and we talked a bit and I did not feel she was my taste so when she asked if I want to go up I said no thank you. So she left away.
Then after 2 minutes the first girls I took when I arrived came to me and we talked for 20 minutes I wanted to take them in again, I had it already on my mind because I did not feel finished with them.
So when we was going to the rooms I passed some of the girls I had told no thank you to and then one of the girls that was sitting down said "let's see if you are a man or not" and I said oh well I am a man I promise you" then another girl screams out angry and said we don't care if you are a man or not we only care if you have money"
This comment Fucking killed my day I don't know why but it did I had not even done something wrong to anybody or said something disrespectful. Anyway I went upstairs with the two girls we went in to the room and my mood was al gone we agreed for 1 hour session with everything included anal message lesbian Cum on Tits etc etc. When I was finished and paid 520 euro for both off them. I just wanted to leave the place. Left for shower and took an taxi to the airport I took an early flight back home.
So this was my first visit to Artemis. And I think sadly my last one.
Hey man,
I've read your experience, and felt pity for you. I must say in Chinese: What a 'TuHao' you are! Which means you are rich but not smart!
I have stayed there in 2 days, and had 6 sessions. Not too much, but quite enjoyed.
Artemis is not a places for fast food sex, it is a place for a whole day relax. Here you can see all kinds of girls naked, which was only in my dream before!
Since you guy are rich, you must have confidence, do not be shy, just say no if you don't like the girls. Donot care how they judge you, you are the king of Artemis.
My suggestion is to be polite to talk any girls you want. If the girl approached to you is not you like, just say no thank you directly. If the girl seems aggressive, donot be angry just leave her away, donot try to quarrel with her, as we are looking for fun there, keep good mood. To my experience, more than half girls are not bad. That's enough, isn't it?
If you feel boring in the lounge, come to cinema, sit down and watch, girls will one by one come to you. Choose the one you like have blow job in cinema. Good place to try. Excited!
Also try to communicate with other guests, many of them are funny and easygoing. Unlucky I have not met guys from my country, but I have good talk with others.
The food is not so bad, try it!
The best is that when you feel boring just leave and keep your keys in reception, you can come back for no pay again! Good rule for me!
Anyway I enjoyed a lot in two days and will come again!
Well guys I arrived to Artemis around 13:00 it was not so crowded but there was plenty of girls avaible.
I was kind of nervous and freaked out but I stil went inside first impression was that the place looks good but the older woman in the reception was really unpleasant and arrogant. Anyway I paid and was confused where to go. I even thought of leaving the place because I did feel al lost.
Anyway I took my shower and locked up my Shit. Went out for looking around and immediately two girls catches me and we started to talk, I told them I just arrived and want to look around but they insisted and wanted me to take them...
Well guys I arrived to Artemis around 13:00 it was not so crowded but there was plenty of girls avaible.
I was kind of nervous.
So this was my first visit to Artemis. And I think sadly my last one.You should have gone a Friday or Saturday night because that's when the place is busy and you won't be pestered that much as they will have more guys to bother!
Rocketboy0
01-23-14, 18:52
I was kind of nervous and freaked out but I still went inside first impression was that the place looks good but the older woman in the reception was really unpleasant and arrogant. Anyway I paid and was confused where to go. I even thought of leaving the place because I did feel all lost. I normally last 1-2 hours with the sex if I want but this time Shit did not know what happened I was all stressed out and freaked out.
This comment Fucking killed my day I don't know why but it did I had not even done something wrong to anybody or said something disrespectful. Anyway I went upstairs with the two girls we went in to the room and my mood was all gone we agreed for 1 hour session with everything included anal message lesbian Cum on Tits etc etc. When I was finished and paid 520 euro for both off them. I just wanted to leave the placeWell sorry you went through all this. But come on man, you broke just about every mongering and common sense rule in the book. You entered the whole thing nervous, you rushed into things, you repeated mistakes, threw money around like water, you were more than a willing victim, and and and. How to deal with the whole deal, for newbies, for veterans, how to carefully manage 3-somes etc has all been discussed ad nauseum if you RTFF.
At the end of the day, all of what you went through was the result of your choices. Learn and live. And for the rest of us, this is a cautionary tale to just take it slow the first time, get your bearings before boning, make sure you choose a nice girl with whom you can talk and have some chemistry, make sure your head is in a relaxed unstressed place (or just wait 1-2 hours, take a sauna, get a massage, a drink, talk with other mongers) , and ease into things with some low risk, simple experiments before rushing off into post doctoral research.
Well guys I arrived to Artemis around 13:00 it was not so crowded but there was plenty of girls avaible.Maybe Artemis isn't as monger-friendly for a newbie as I thought. That was a lot of money for almost no honey. Hiding in the locker room, something I have never heard about before, you must have been really scared. Part of the concept in clubs like this are to relax and maybe use the wellness-facilities, so that you can enjoy a longer stay than in an ordinary apartment-brothel. I prefer the not so crowded weekends, and have never had the type of experience you describe. Sure there can be some obnoxious girls that can be quite annoying. But they usually leave you alone if you tell them to do so in a firm and decisive way, and by that I don't mean to do so in an impolite way. I can only remeber one time that a girl got upset and made a scene when I told her that I wasn't in the "mood". However the next time I visited the place the same individual didn't react in that way at all, when I told her I was "to tired","resting / relaxing","maybe later" or something like that. She was actually rather cool about it.
And about the money part, of course they are only intersted in your money, they don't give a shit about if you are a manly man. If a working girl says she's not in it for the money, well then she's most likely lying. I think many of the girls can be a lot more cruel than that if they want to.
Well sorry you went through all this. But come on man, you broke just about every mongering and common sense rule in the book. You entered the whole thing nervous, you rushed into things, you repeated mistakes, threw money around like water, you were more than a willing victim, and and and. How to deal with the whole deal, for newbies, for veterans, how to carefully manage 3-somes etc has all been discussed ad nauseum if you RTFF.
At the end of the day, all of what you went through was the result of your choices. Learn and live. And for the rest of us, this is a cautionary tale to just take it slow the first time, get your bearings before boning, make sure you choose a nice girl with whom you can talk and have some chemistry, make sure your head is in a relaxed unstressed place (or just wait 1-2 hours, take a sauna, get a massage, a drink, talk with other mongers) , and ease into things with some low risk, simple experiments before rushing off into post doctoral research.You are absolutely right about that I did many things wrong I know. Have been thinking of my visit a couple of days now and yes I brake many rules and lost my mind in there. I have been reading different reports here and gartered information about what to do and not to do. But still dumb as I was I did everything wrong.
I actually don't know why I just lost my mind inside I think that was the reason I left early.
And if I in my report sounded like I was talking bad about the place or Artemis that's not right because now when I think I had my choices. And choice wrong.
I was just sitting and thinking about to go back actually (I know I said that it would be my last time) but I want to do it again now but do it different. Act more street smart and have an budget, more calm and painless. And most important do not be stressed and explore the place.
To be honest I was in the sauna area beside the sunbeds and upstairs where the first bar was. I did not see anything did not even walk around to look. I kind of freezed.
So like Rocketboy0 said I did my choices and it was wrong so maybe you all should take my report easy and learn from it instead.
I'm not crying about my money at all I spent it on two nice girls looking like bombs but I spent it wrong should have explored more.
Maybe Artemis isn't as monger-friendly for a newbie as I thought. That was a lot of money for almost no honey. Hiding in the locker room, something I have never heard about before, you must have been really shaded. Part of the concept in clubs like this are to relax and maybe use the wellness-facilities, so that you can enjoy a longer stay than in an ordinary apartment-brothel. I prefer the not so crowded weekends, and have never had the type of experience you describe. Sure there can be some obnoxious girls that can be quite annoying. But they usually leave you alone if you tell them to do so in a firm and decisive way, and by that I don't mean to do so in an impolite way. I can only remeber one time that a girl got upset and made a scene when I told her that I wasn't in the "mood". However the next time I visited the place the same individual didn't react in that way at all, when I told her I was "to tired","resting / relaxing","maybe later" or something like that. She was actually rather cool about it.
And about the money part, of course they are only intersted in your money, they don't give a shit about if you are a manly man. If a working girl says she's not in it for the money, well then she's most likely lying. I think many of the girls can be a lot more cruel than that if they want to.I don't know Why I did that actually I feel kind of stupid haha I was not scared at all I was just stressed out and needed to take a brake because I was thinking of leaving after my first session but I did not know why I wanted to leave so I had take my nerves together and come back to reality.
I liked that it was not so many guys in there to so that was not a problem for me either. And I was polite to all the girls when they asked med stuff I did not reject anybody in a bad way.
And about the money thing yes you are right I know they are in it for the money I don't think they approach you for any other reason. But when the girl said like that se sounded so angry said it in a rude way that's the thing I did not understand. I never said anything wrong to the girl so I just felt it was not so nice of her to say that. Because even if you are buying your service you would not like to get reminded of it.
Was there for a good 7 hours, and yeah, lotsa aggressive girls. Apparently there was a Messe but no business at the club, so a lot of frustration in the air. Fighting off the sharks and simply frustrated girls all day was exhausting and wound up driving me away. I, too, spent some "alone time" in the locker room since otherwise there was just no getting away from them for some peace. One who'd been dogging me all day ("Paulina"? Part Spanish) even yelled "I hate you" at me at one point. I just laughed-after all, I'd been saying no to her for 3-4 hours, not my fault if you can't take a fucking hint.
On the plus side, some did know what "no" means, and we killed time talking while the place was dead. Kiki (black, Dominican) and Honey (German, straight black hair) for example. FYI, based on forum descriptions, I also saw Marketa, Avril, Carrie, Alicia, and the Mila Kunis lookalike last night, so they're in town. I know they're popular topics here.
Went with Johannen for an hour: small, olive skin, ponytail, see-cup natural. Didn't ask age. Half cossack half lithuanian. Keeps to herself but gorgeous smile if you approach her. Very friendly, responsive, and like all the girls appreciates respect. Told me this was her first week in the place. Highly recommended.
I know the twosome Alezis mentioned. I went with one of them, Isabelle, Moldavian. Short. Fake blonde. Silicone be-cup. Her abs caught me off guard as when I touched them they were solid muscle-this girl works out. Obviously all-business as her first word to me was "upstairs"? At that point, I wasn't interested in small talk anyway. Kept trying to upsell threesome and prostate, but gave up before it killed the mood. She was hot enough for an enjoyable half hour, but annoying enough for me to want to get out fairly quickly, which probably worked for her, too. If it helps any, I got my revenge-she pulled away during CIM and got a bunch in her face, so put it back in her mouth because, as she put it, better that than in her hair. A good sport about it though. Even so, I was a little pissed that she demanded a tip because she's so awesome, though I told her I didn't blame her for trying. If they know that you know that it's business, it goes smoother. Still kept trying to sell me a threesome throughout the night.
From a previous visit, I can also recommend Ketarina. 26, BUL. A-cup, slim, dark hair. An hour. Not a lot of chemistry, but professional and goofy in a way that's endearing. Spent a lot of that hour giggling-maybe not the best way to use my $, but no regrets.
ScrambledEggs
01-23-14, 22:12
I was kind of nervous and freaked out but I stil went inside first impression was that the place looks good but the older woman in the reception was really unpleasant and arrogant. Anyway I paid and was confused where to go. I even thought of leaving the place because I did feel al lost.Alezis, thanks for telling your story. As a relative newbie to the scene I can empathise with some of the problems you encountered on your visit. Sometimes those of us lucky to have visited FKKs on a few occasions forget how thrilling and yet daunting it can be to enter an FKK for the first time and all your pre-conceived notions and plans disappear. I know I felt completely out of my depth when I first visited and fell into some of the same traps you found yourself in. I thought I would be easily able to identify some of the girls with good reports that I read here but of course it is easier said than done when you are surrounded by loads of hot girls tempting you to part with your cash.
The one big tip I would give to those thinking of going to any FKK is to try and hold out and not take the first temptress for a session. By simply saying "maybe later" you send out the signal to the sharks that you are not an easy catch, even if you think you have a newbie sticker on your head. I'm surprised you found the reception to be unpleasant, they always ask me if it is my first time and if I know where to go etc.
What the biggest differences between Artemis and the ffk in Frankfurt (oase and Palace. Mainhattan is a bit smaller I guess)
London Traveller
01-24-14, 00:37
Well guys I arrived to Artemis around 13:00 it was not so crowded but there was plenty of girls avaible.I don't believe any of this. It's a wind-up.
ShoesAndSocks
01-24-14, 00:41
Well guys I arrived to Artemis around 13:00 it was not so crowded but there was plenty of girls avaible.
So this was my first visit to Artemis. And I think sadly my last one.Thanks for the report. Not easy to write when things don't work out well.
I too find it's difficult in places like Artemis and Palace to relax between sessions. I only visit Europe in summer, when at least at Artemis you can escape to the outdoor pool area where you don't get the relentless hustling.
I don't believe any of this. It's a wind-up.And why would I wind it up? What would I gain in talking BS? Absolutely nothing and if you don't believe don't believe. It's up to each all to make their conclusion. I just told my story about it.
Thanks for the report. Not easy to write when things don't work out well.
I too find it's difficult in places like Artemis and Palace to relax between sessions. I only visit Europe in summer, when at least at Artemis you can escape to the outdoor pool area where you don't get the relentless hustling.Thank you, I said I would report and I did I only said my side of the story like I said before it may not be artemis fault it was my own fault things happened like It did. Better luck next time I hope.
PussyLiccker
01-24-14, 02:44
Interesting report Alezis. I would say you had a newbie experience. I would not hold it against Art. If you go to any big clubs, you will get similar treatment more or less. I think the girls smelled a newbie, and once they do, they will do what they can to take advantage of that. These are working girls you are dealing with, you need to learn to deal with the pros or find a service oriented club.
I am sorry to hear about bad experience, but in away, those girls who act in such a way are the ones you do not really want to goto the room with. Most likely they will up sell or give you lousy service in the room.
Therefore, maybe you can take it as: you are glad you did not accept their offer and went up to room with them.
I do not have some girls shouting at me in such a rude manner in Artemis, but there were few girls who react rather negatively when I refuse their offer to go to the rooms.
I often get "you always say you are tired or later".
But I never really care much because in the end, I am client there and girls are kind of operating their private business there. They pay for the entry fee that is more expensive than we pay and they have to make sure they earn way over their entry fee, so it is worth for them to be there at fkk doing rather hard job of providing sex to strangers, so I kind of understand why some girls react negatively when their business at fkk are not going so well and they keep on getting refusal from possible clients. Some girls are nice, some are not.
However, most girls at Artemis are very nice especially once you get to know them. I care about good apples and always ignore the bad apples.
Plus I always only go 60euro with new girls and if she is good, I will go more next time or I just extend session, sampling is wise thing to do at any fkk.
Personally I love Artemis and I am pretty hooked to the place.
Well guys I arrived to Artemis around 13:00 it was not so crowded but there was plenty of girls avaible.
I was kind of nervous and freaked out but I stil went inside first impression was that the place looks good but the older woman in the reception was really unpleasant and arrogant. Anyway I paid and was confused where to go. I even thought of leaving the place because I did feel al lost.
Anyway I took my shower and locked up my Shit. Went out for looking around and immediately two girls catches me and we started to talk, I told them I just arrived and want to look around but they insisted and wanted me to take them.
So like I said I was nervous and al freaked out and stupid as I am I agreed to follow them. I mean I had just arrived had been there for 5 minutes so it was not so smart by me. And it was my fantasy to have an threesome but I wanted to leave it to the last. Anyway we went up with this two beautiful girls. I don't remember their names sorry.
We agreed to 160 EUR for each of the girls. That included Lesbian and titjob with Cum on Tits. We started to Fucking and playing around and I told the girls don't put the condom on me before I get hard so keep playing but the girls did so anyway. After 10 minutes one of them told me to but My dick between her boobs and I did so and I did Cum after a wile. The sex was good and the girls was looking beautiful BUT they acted to fast it felt like they just wanted me to finish up so we could go out.
I normally last 1-2 hours with the sex if I want but this time Shit did not know what happened I was all stressed out and freaked out.
Later on the two girls showed me around and we talked a bit. I took an shower and left down where the sauna is. I tried to rest a bit but the girls was on me and telling me to come up take them in, that I am young that I should not rest etc etc.
This made me very angry because I told the girls nicely and with respect I was just in an need to relax a bit and that the day is long enough for all the girls. But stil the same one after another they was on me.
So I went to the locker room and sat there for an hour because I needed to rest a bit. How sad isn't that?
I left later on to the bar area on the same floor as the lockers. And again the girls just started atacking. And I said to them all again I'm not ready right now and would like to rest a bit, I told them kindly. But nopps one after another they came on. Then one girl approached me and we talked a bit and I did not feel she was my taste so when she asked if I want to go up I said no thank you. So she left away.
Then after 2 minutes the first girls I took when I arrived came to me and we talked for 20 minutes I wanted to take them in again, I had it already on my mind because I did not feel finished with them.
So when we was going to the rooms I passed some of the girls I had told no thank you to and then one of the girls that was sitting down said "let's see if you are a man or not" and I said oh well I am a man I promise you" then another girl screams out angry and said we don't care if you are a man or not we only care if you have money"
This comment Fucking killed my day I don't know why but it did I had not even done something wrong to anybody or said something disrespectful. Anyway I went upstairs with the two girls we went in to the room and my mood was al gone we agreed for 1 hour session with everything included anal message lesbian Cum on Tits etc etc. When I was finished and paid 520 euro for both off them. I just wanted to leave the place. Left for shower and took an taxi to the airport I took an early flight back home.
So this was my first visit to Artemis. And I think sadly my last one.Hello Alezis.
The girls may have killed your dreams, but learn from these rookie mistakes. When you formulate a new game plan, give Artemis a second try. Time was definitely an enemy of yours. When you can budget a full day, then go back. Spend time to interview all the girls that approach you. Don't be afraid to tell them no. If they come back again, keep turning them away until you find the girls that you like. You have the cash, and cash is KING! All things considered, you did get a threesome and some anal action. That ain't half bad for a first crack at this. Next time, interview solo girls. Select the one that you like, and tell her you want to choose the second girl for a threesome. Make her wait on the couch with you. Do not be afraid to dictate the pace and the choice of action. Tell them that only if you like them, you will extend the session. Remember, CASH IS KING! I am sure that when you have time to replay everything in your head, you will realize that the money you spent here was far better than the money you blew on strippers who did not deliver anything but a cock tease. Did you ever watch Top Gun? When Maverick was afraid to go back up and fly, Viper told him that he will fly with him. That is what you need, somebody at your side to give you flying advise.
FiddyCent
Hey man, I've read your experience, and felt pity for you. I must say in Chinese: What a 'TuHao' you are! Which means you are rich but not smart!
I have stayed there in 2 days, and had 6 sessions. Not too much, but quite enjoyed.
Artemis is not a places for fast food sex, it is a place for a whole day relax. Here you can see all kinds of girls naked, which was only in my dream before!
Since you guy are rich, you must have confidence, do not be shy, just say no if you don't like the girls. Donot care how they judge you, you are the king of Artemis.
My suggestion is to be polite to talk any girls you want. If the girl approached to you is not you like, just say no thank you directly. If the girl seems aggressive, donot be angry just leave her away, donot try to quarrel with her, as we are looking for fun there, keep good mood. To my experience, more than half girls are not bad. That's enough, isn't it?
If you feel boring in the lounge, come to cinema, sit down and watch, girls will one by one come to you. Choose the one you like have blow job in cinema. Good place to try. Excited!
Also try to communicate with other guests, many of them are funny and easygoing. Unlucky I have not met guys from my country, but I have good talk with others.
The food is not so bad, try it!
The best is that when you feel boring just leave and keep your keys in reception, you can come back for no pay again! Good rule for me!
Anyway I enjoyed a lot in two days and will come again!
Well guys I arrived to Artemis around 13:00 it was not so crowded but there was plenty of girls avaible.
I was kind of nervous and freaked out but I stil went inside first impression was that the place looks good but the older woman in the reception was really unpleasant and arrogant. Anyway I paid and was confused where to go. I even thought of leaving the place because I did feel al lost.
Anyway I took my shower and locked up my Shit. Went out for looking around and immediately two girls catches me and we started to talk, I told them I just arrived and want to look around but they insisted and wanted me to take them.
So like I said I was nervous and al freaked out and stupid as I am I agreed to follow them. I mean I had just arrived had been there for 5 minutes so it was not so smart by me. And it was my fantasy to have an threesome but I wanted to leave it to the last. Anyway we went up with this two beautiful girls. I don't remember their names sorry.
We agreed to 160 EUR for each of the girls. That included Lesbian and titjob with Cum on Tits. We started to Fucking and playing around and I told the girls don't put the condom on me before I get hard so keep playing but the girls did so anyway. After 10 minutes one of them told me to but My dick between her boobs and I did so and I did Cum after a wile. The sex was good and the girls was looking beautiful BUT they acted to fast it felt like they just wanted me to finish up so we could go out.
I normally last 1-2 hours with the sex if I want but this time Shit did not know what happened I was all stressed out and freaked out.
Later on the two girls showed me around and we talked a bit. I took an shower and left down where the sauna is. I tried to rest a bit but the girls was on me and telling me to come up take them in, that I am young that I should not rest etc etc.
This made me very angry because I told the girls nicely and with respect I was just in an need to relax a bit and that the day is long enough for all the girls. But stil the same one after another they was on me.
So I went to the locker room and sat there for an hour because I needed to rest a bit. How sad isn't that?
I left later on to the bar area on the same floor as the lockers. And again the girls just started atacking. And I said to them all again I'm not ready right now and would like to rest a bit, I told them kindly. But nopps one after another they came on. Then one girl approached me and we talked a bit and I did not feel she was my taste so when she asked if I want to go up I said no thank you. So she left away.
Then after 2 minutes the first girls I took when I arrived came to me and we talked for 20 minutes I wanted to take them in again, I had it already on my mind because I did not feel finished with them.
So when we was going to the rooms I passed some of the girls I had told no thank you to and then one of the girls that was sitting down said "let's see if you are a man or not" and I said oh well I am a man I promise you" then another girl screams out angry and said we don't care if you are a man or not we only care if you have money"
This comment Fucking killed my day I don't know why but it did I had not even done something wrong to anybody or said something disrespectful. Anyway I went upstairs with the two girls we went in to the room and my mood was al gone we agreed for 1 hour session with everything included anal message lesbian Cum on Tits etc etc. When I was finished and paid 520 euro for both off them. I just wanted to leave the place. Left for shower and took an taxi to the airport I took an early flight back home.
So this was my first visit to Artemis. And I think sadly my last one.
UltraHappy
01-24-14, 05:21
So this was my first visit to Artemis. And I think sadly my last one.Next time you will take your time and observe the other guys and how they handle the women. You will make a commitment to yourself that you absolutely won't session with a girl in your first hour there. Instead, you'll take a tour of the place. You'll order a drink and just hang out awhile and observe. You will say no to the first dozen girls that approach you. Then, after your first hour there, you can approach your favorite girls on your terms. Next time you won't go with any girls that give you a bad vibe. Next time you'll go to Oase or Sharks or one of the other big clubs. And maybe next time you will only do one or two of these things but at least you'll have some experience behind you and you will be better prepared.
By the way, if any of the girls ever question your manhood again, don't argue with them. Just smile and laugh and say something witty or self-deprecating back to them. You're got plenty of time now to think up witty responses now before your next trip. Even if you're not having fun at that particular moment, act "as if" and don't let them see that they got to you. Some of them are playing their games. That doesn't mean you can't play your games right back. If a girl is going to be rude to you, she is actually doing you a favor by letting you know that she's a "shark" and that she's someone who you really don't want to take to the room. So, when a girl is rude to you, just be thankful that she just saved you from wasting 50 Euros.
And please read a lot more of the FKK forum threads before your next trip. A lot more.
Was there for a good 7 hours, and yeah, lotsa aggressive girls. Apparently there was a Messe but no business at the club, so a lot of frustration in the air. Fighting off the sharks and simply frustrated girls all day was exhausting and wound up driving me away. I, too, spent some "alone time" in the locker room since otherwise there was just no getting away from them for some peace. One who'd been dogging me all day ("Paulina"? Part Spanish) even yelled "I hate you" at me at one point. I just laughed-after all, I'd been saying no to her for 3-4 hours, not my fault if you can't take a fucking hint.
On the plus side, some did know what "no" means, and we killed time talking while the place was dead. Kiki (black, Dominican) and Honey (German, straight black hair) for example. FYI, based on forum descriptions, I also saw Marketa, Avril, Carrie, Alicia, and the Mila Kunis lookalike last night, so they're in town. I know they're popular topics here.
Went with Johannen for an hour: small, olive skin, ponytail, see-cup natural. Didn't ask age. Half cossack half lithuanian. Keeps to herself but gorgeous smile if you approach her. Very friendly, responsive, and like all the girls appreciates respect. Told me this was her first week in the place. Highly recommended.
I know the twosome Alezis mentioned. I went with one of them, Isabelle, Moldavian. Short. Fake blonde. Silicone be-cup. Her abs caught me off guard as when I touched them they were solid muscle-this girl works out. Obviously all-business as her first word to me was "upstairs"? At that point, I wasn't interested in small talk anyway. Kept trying to upsell threesome and prostate, but gave up before it killed the mood. She was hot enough for an enjoyable half hour, but annoying enough for me to want to get out fairly quickly, which probably worked for her, too. If it helps any, I got my revenge-she pulled away during CIM and got a bunch in her face, so put it back in her mouth because, as she put it, better that than in her hair. A good sport about it though. Even so, I was a little pissed that she demanded a tip because she's so awesome, though I told her I didn't blame her for trying. If they know that you know that it's business, it goes smoother. Still kept trying to sell me a threesome throughout the night.
From a previous visit, I can also recommend Ketarina. 26, BUL. A-cup, slim, dark hair. An hour. Not a lot of chemistry, but professional and goofy in a way that's endearing. Spent a lot of that hour giggling-maybe not the best way to use my $, but no regrets.
Hot Island
01-24-14, 10:42
I've been to the Art a few times, so got used to the sharking. I usually don't with any girl who approaches me and tries to sell straight away. Try to have 3 good sessions in a day. Got there Thursday about 14:00 and it was fairly empty. The place filled up graduallyy and by 21:00 it was like girl heaven. At least twice as many women as men maybe more. I was swatting them away all the time. A few more men came about 22:00 onwards so it got more to like 1:1 after that and then I had my final session and left.
Zoe from Germany, a red head and a bit older, but I only noticed this when I got close up. She approached me, and I liked the idea of a redhead so I went with her. Big mistake. Started all right, but then got a bit soft for a minute. This is not a problem. Even porn stars lose wood for a minute or two sometimes and then get it back up. But she starts going He's asleep, Your're getting smaller, What's happenning, You can't do it like this, What are we going to do now, blah blah. Not like a good girl who can excite me again. This was a total turn off, and she got a bad attitude. So I just said you're really bad, I'm ending this, I'll give you your money and then you can go. She seemed to get pissed off, so I just walked out, and she followed to the money place. Shame. Thought she would be good, but she turned out bad. So I still need a woman!
Spotted another juicy redhead called Ambra from Moldova. I went to talk to her to see what she was like. She said straight away you want to go upstairs. I said no I just want to talk for a bit, so she says well you want to talk it's 60 euros.you just want to talk, go a find find another girl. What a stinking attitude. But that's how I test to see whether they're going to be worth it or not. Definitely a no there, and saved myself from a bad experience. Pity though. She looked hot.
Jade from Germany. Her hair is died pink and she has big fake boobs. I don't normally go anywhere neaar faake boobs or fake tan, but I talked to her the last time I was here and she was pretty friendly, and I thought well why not try her, and actually had a good session with her. Very nice. A bit of kissing but no DATY, but on the whole very good. I was pounding her for a long time. Then she starts saying come on baby, come. Think she had had enough, but I was having a good time so I kept on a few more minutes. She was very nice girl but she doesn't do everything I want so I won't go back, but she was worth a shot.
Debbie from Germany. Lovely cute girl, only about 5 foot with long full mousy blonde hair, and very sweet and hot. Chatted for a while on the sofa before I decided to go to the room with her, and I was happy I did. She does everything I like. Lots of DFK, DATY great BJ and great session all round. I think she was enjoying herself too, so I will try her again at some point.
A few hours after dinner I was ready for my final session of the day. Approached by a very tall brunette German called Janine or something like that, she was with a friend called Jill. Although she approached me, or rather just started talking as I passed, she seemed very nice, said she does kissing. Got to the room and no kissing, then all mechanical, you want extra, some many euros, you want this so many more euros. Upselling big time and different attitude. Big turn off. Well I got some wood anyway, but then she's 'Don't do it that way. Don't touch the condom. Don't do that, blah blah. So she totally shrunk my wood. Not going there again, another disappointment.
But I was still horny and then on the stairs I spotted Francesca. Brunette from Romania. Very hot, about 5'6 and wears glasses. Just my type of sexy secretary look. In the room she was OK. No DATY or FK but good BJ and she has a lovely tight pussy. She was liking it too and it's always good to get a girl who enjoys what she does. Great session to end with.
So 3 good, and 2 bad. I thought they would all be good, but my screening technique needs a bit of refinement still. I must remember to ask first if a girl does DFK and DATY and other things first. I sometimes forget and then she says no in the room. But saying no to sharks and almost anyone who approaches is definitely a good strategy, and usually seeing if a girl will chat for a while before a session and what they are like is useful.
Select the one that you like, and tell her you want to choose the second girl for a threesome.
FiddyCentI strongly disagree with this advice! My experience tells me that you're actually much better off allowing the girls to choose each other. You see, you want the girls to really be into each other. The chances of that happening (resulting in a quality experience for you) go way down if you're just picking willy nilly based on what you the monger like without regard for the other girl. This is a situation where you now have to give real consideration to what all the players want. To have a great threesome, you need to let the girls choose each other. Now, as the paying customer you still have absolute veto power. If you're not into both tutes, then just say "no". But if you do like both and it's a threesome you seek, then go for it. I haven't done a lot of threesomes because of the cost (and I really prefer to keep my focus on only one anyway) , but when I have done them each experience has been some kind of memorable!
Before each session, I took the advice of seasoned mongers more experienced with threesomes and allowed the tutes to select the third partner for our perverted trysts. As long as I was OK with the other girl, I was down for action (when I happened to be in one of my rare moods for a threesome). For me, this approach has worked like a charm each time! So remember, if you want a shot at a premium threesome experience, let the girls pick each other for the session. That's because an essential ingredient to an outstanding threesome is not only that you the monger are into both girls. Both of the girls also absolutely must be turned on by each other too! You have a much greater chance of that being the case if you let them choose each other rather than you the monger choosing two random tutes in the club that you like.
Like I said, I don't do a lot of threesomes. But when I have done them, I've never had a bad session. In fact, they have all been great! And I'm convinced that's because the girls really liked each other and sharing my boner between them! If a couple of tutes keep pestering you for a threesome that you have no interest in, just tell them "sorry but I only have one dick for one girl" LOL! After a rejection or two, they normally will leave you alone and never ask again. I remember one time at Artemis there were two Polish blondes who would only do threesomes! Weird I thought. One of them was OK, but I really liked the other. I didn't like them both well enough for a threesome, so I tried for the one I liked. She absolutely would not session with me alone. So weird I thought. Imagine how much money they were leaving on the table by only agreeing to do threesomes! Anyway, their loss and not mine because I buggered other blonde Polish cuties at Artemis on that day and others.
next time you will take your time and observe the other guys and how they handle the women. you will make a commitment to yourself that you absolutely won't session with a girl in your first hour there. instead, you'll take a tour of the place. you'll order a drink and just hang out awhile and observe. you will say no to the first dozen girls that approach you. then, after your first hour there, you can approach your favorite girls on your terms. next time you won't go with any girls that give you a bad vibe. next time you'll go to oase or sharks or one of the other big clubs. and maybe next time you will only do one or two of these things but at least you'll have some experience behind you and you will be better prepared.
by the way, if any of the girls ever question your manhood again, don't argue with them. just smile and laugh and say something witty or self-deprecating back to them. you're got plenty of time now to think up witty responses now before your next trip. even if you're not having fun at that particular moment, act "as if" and don't let them see that they got to you. some of them are playing their games. that doesn't mean you can't play your games right back. if a girl is going to be rude to you, she is actually doing you a favor by letting you know that she's a "shark" and that she's someone who you really don't want to take to the room. so, when a girl is rude to you, just be thankful that she just saved you from wasting 50 euros.
and please read a lot more of the fkk forum threads before your next trip. a lot more.you are absolutely right i could not agree more on this i did watch other guys in there example i saw two guys maybe in mid 50:s sitting and talking smoking and drinking some beverage and i told my self "damn how could they be so relaxed why don't i try to do the same and just take it easy" but nope my mind did the opposite.
but i will my next visit will be more different i know it will be because i'm going to have an game plan and try my all best to stick with it.
about the girl i don't know why i reacted like that i usually don't give a damn about what some girls can say, it's the same on night clubs girls will always be girls it does not matter what they work with. i was going upstairs to the rooms with two girls when she said this may be it was that i don't know. but again you are right i will do it as you said next time.
hello alezis.
the girls may have killed your dreams, but learn from these rookie mistakes. when you formulate a new game plan, give artemis a second try. time was definitely an enemy of yours. when you can budget a full day, then go back. spend time to interview all the girls that approach you. don't be afraid to tell them no. if they come back again, keep turning them away until you find the girls that you like. you have the cash, and cash is king! all things considered, you did get a threesome and some anal action. that ain't half bad for a first crack at this. next time, interview solo girls. select the one that you like, and tell her you want to choose the second girl for a threesome. make her wait on the couch with you. do not be afraid to dictate the pace and the choice of action. tell them that only if you like them, you will extend the session. remember, cash is king! i am sure that when you have time to replay everything in your head, you will realize that the money you spent here was far better than the money you blew on strippers who did not deliver anything but a cock tease. did you ever watch top gun? when maverick was afraid to go back up and fly, viper told him that he will fly with him. that is what you need, somebody at your side to give you flying advise.
fiddycentyou are right fiddycent, i have already been planing for my next visit and have been thinking and replaying how i acted and what i did wrong. and it was a lot. first of all i was sitting just beside the game machines on the first floor. i mean i was like an sitting duck. just waiting to be taken.
i did talk for maybe 5-10 girls and politely told some of them i have to relax or i have to think about it or i simply told no thanks, but i'm not interested. like i said in my report one girl said that i had made promise to her that i will take here. which i didn't do. i told her i'm going to think about it and if i'm interested i will come and find you don't you worry.
i wanted to go their to do the "dreams" a guy could have about sex. and try some of the things that is hard to manage in real life like threesomes, foursome lesbian show etc etc. i get plenty of vanilla sex anyway. so i did some of it at artemis like the threesome and anal even if it was not like i wanted i have done it.
but as you say i could not agreed more with you i don't think so mutch about the money i have spent they can have it. next time i will spend it more wisely.
the strippers i went to in my home town did not do anything i mean for 3 songs you pay near 110 euro only for an non contact lap dance.
haha thanks for he motivational speech i remember the scene well and it felt like i was in it when i was reading. heck i almost heard the action hero sound in my head.
thanks for writing and giving tips.
interesting report alezis. i would say you had a newbie experience. i would not hold it against art. if you go to any big clubs, you will get similar treatment more or less. i think the girls smelled a newbie, and once they do, they will do what they can to take advantage of that. these are working girls you are dealing with, you need to learn to deal with the pros or find a service oriented club.you are absolutely right too i know i was giving away all the signals that i was a newbie i almost forgot my own name when a girl asked me because i was stressed out.
i want to go back to artemis now and give it a try again i still need to do this things i have been thinking about so it's a done deal for me only i will go back smarter and try to have an game plan. i work as an sales agent for living and are selling products face to face to big companies. so i should know how to handle this. better luck next time i hope.
Hot Island
01-24-14, 19:04
Well guys I arrived to Artemis around 13:00 it was not so crowded but there was plenty of girls avaible.Yeah. This definitely sounds like a newbie experience. Yesterday, I was talking to Roxanne from Germany at the bar. Tall-ish, long black hair, and very nice. I didn't session with her but she will be good for another occasion. Nice when girls chat pleasantly but don't pressure you. She said to me 'this is not your first time her is it? ' I said 'How do you know? ' She said 'You look relaxed, when it's their first time they look nervous. ' So I asked her to tell me who she thought was here for the first time. She said ' Nobody', but looked around a bit and then pointed striaght at two guys about 40 on the sofa. I looked too and could see it too. They looked like fish out of water, all nervous and not knowing what to do. The girls can tell.
No worries Alezis. Now you know, you will have much better time if you go again.
My first time, I went with the first girl who caught me as I came out of the changing rooms. I didn't know how to say no. Then soon after I went with the next girl who approached me, even though I could see others I thought I might like better. Yesterday, some girls came at me all day again and again. Wouldn't take no for an answer, but I carried on saying no to them until they go away. The sharks all say the same thing anyway. 'Why you not go with me' 'I've got time for you now' 'Are you ready for me now' 'Why are you on your own, that's boring' bla bla. Fair enough. They're salespeople, but I'm not buying from them, I'm buying from girls who have more GFE. So I say no anyway, and go with the one I decide I want. Even if it takes me a few hours to relax and decide. Even some of them get a bad attitude if I say no lots of times. Other girls are OK. They accept you don't want it and then leave you alone.
One who'd been dogging me all day ("Paulina"? Part Spanish) even yelled "I hate you" at me at one point.Not Polish Paulina for sure. I've never heard or seen her yelling someone behind.
I know the twosome Alezis mentioned. I went with one of them, Isabelle, Moldavian. Short. Fake blonde. Silicone be-cup.Sorry, but I don't think so. You're right, Isabella isn't recommended. But she prefers working during the night shift. Mr. Alezis started his visit at noon and was hooked up ten minutes after entering the main bar.
Hot Island
01-24-14, 19:11
Was there for a good 7 hours, and yeah, lotsa aggressive girls. Apparently there was a Messe but no business at the club, so a lot of frustration in the air. Fighting off the sharks and simply frustrated girls all day was exhausting and wound up driving me away. I, too, spent some "alone time" in the locker room since otherwise there was just no getting away from them for some peace. One who'd been dogging me all day ("Paulina"? Part Spanish) even yelled "I hate you" at me at one point. I just laughed-after all, I'd been saying no to her for 3-4 hours, not my fault if you can't take a fucking hint.Maybe it's Paula. Tallish, blonde, part Spanish. She was sharking me for hours yesterday too. Eventually she stopped bothering me, gave me an evil look, and then never looked at me again. I didn't see her with anyone; she must have been desperate for business.
Yes lots more girls hassling me than usual. Couldn't get a minute's peace either.
Maybe it's Paula. Tallish, blonde, part Spanish.Maybe thats her. Theres a girl called Paula from Romania, not Spain, nowadays. Suits.
Next time you will take your time and observe the other guys and how they handle the women. You will make a commitment to yourself that you absolutely won't session with a girl in your first hour there. Instead, you'll take a tour of the place. You'll order a drink and just hang out awhile and observe. You will say no to the first dozen girls that approach you. Then, after your first hour there, you can approach your favorite girls on your terms. Next time you won't go with any girls that give you a bad vibe.There have been times when I have gone two plus hours without selecting anybody! I remember one time that I turned so many girls away that they started asking me if I was waiting for somebody in particular LOL! The thing to remember is that this game is not a mad dash. It's more of a long distance run to be enjoyed and savored along the way. Stop and smell the roses. Have a cup of coffee. Take your time. And pick somebody you get a good feeling from, and not that bad vibe. And just as importantly, don't feel obligated to take anybody! I have been at a club a number of times where it just wasn't clicking for me, so I didn't have even a single session. That's OK. It happens. Them tutes will still be there tomorrow. Somewhere! So have at it again the next time. Sometimes a girl will think it's weird if a guy doesn't session even once. Surely there must have been at least one girl in there worth doing right? But, these are just women who think they understand men, but they really, really don't. For most of us men, it takes more than the prospect of just any woman laying back and opening her legs to turn us on. A mongerman has specific concerns, needs, and desires too that go beyond having mere access to a tight, warm hole. Mongers have complicated feelings too.
Arrived around 12:30 at Artemis straight from the airport. No luggage. Just a fist full of euros. This was just an one day travel for me.
Headed directly down to the pool area to get some rest and catch my breath. Got a lemon water and chilled. When I felt ready I went up and through the main bar to see what's on the menu today. And with menu I'm not talking about the restaurant. Felt like everyone was on me as it wast just a few guys upstairs."Come sit here","I remember you","Where are you from baby?" and so on. Told them I was just going eat something,"come eat my pussy then" was one of the girls replies. Declined that offer with a laugh and went to the restaurant for some breakfast. Went down to the sofa by the stairs and waited for some interesting to happen. Got approached by several girls but said no, I was waiting for some "safe cards", but I didn't tell them that, LOL. Watched the clock, it was around 14:00. Thought to myself that the first of the day will not be good anyway so I would take someone that just felt okay.
A girl from Turkey came over for a quick chat. Fonda was her name I believe. She did promise a lot but once in the room everything was gone. She asked if I wanted any extras but said no, and then she tried to trick me into CIM but bad for her I had it under control. Finished as fast as I could just to get rid of her. No repeat for sure. Maybe someone else has a different experience of her. 60e down the drain.
Fonda, Turkey. 60e. 30 min
Looks: 6/10
Sex: 1/10
Personality: 2/10
Now I was on the track at least. Did some resting by the pool and then got back at the sofa. Saw a familiar face going up on the top floor in winter clothes. It was Ella from Russia. I've been with her a few times before, so I know that she's fantastic. Waited for what felt like an eternity before she came down the stairs and headed directly to the lower bar without even looking. I followed and she was talking to another girl so I waited till they were done. When she turned around she saw me and we went straight to a room. Started with some light kissing and cuddling. I stood on the floor and she stood on the bed and she grabbed my cock with her knees and slowly begun to jerk it. She totally knows what she's doing. We then laid down for some deep kissing and cuddling. I slowly kissed my way down to her Y and worked her into a good mode. So good that she did come. I don't know if she is a known faker or not, but it felt really real. The whole body was cramping and shivering. We then had really good sex, finished in her the missionary way. Afterwards I felt like an squeezed dishcloth. A rest was a must.
Ella, Russia. 120e. 1 hour
Looks: 7/10
Sex: 10/10
Personality: 10/10
Found my way up to the bar to eat some eye candy. Said no to the girls one after another in a polite way, no hard feelings for what I could tell. Managed to fall asleep in the one of the sofas, didn't think it was possible in such a noisy environment. When I suddenly woke up I saw Nina, waving at me. I waved back and then she left. She had just been working out so she had no make up and had the no-go outfit: a towel covering her body.
Saw her back some moments later when she went downstairs to the wellness area, so I went after her. She sat in the bar for a few minutes and when she came back she saw me again and we went upstairs. A fantastic woman in every way, what more is there to say? I went down on her also and she did really enjoy it, and she did not lie, no one is such a good actress. Feels nice to give something back, more than euros. The sex was really pleasurable, almost filmic, accompanied with some romantic song playing in the background. 1 hour of pure joy. Hard to top that.
Nina, Czech rep. 120e. 1 hour
Looks: 9/10
Sex: 10/10
Personality: 10/10
I asked Nina if a girl named Fatima was working, since I've read so much about her. She told me she was busy at the moment but gave me some tips on where to find her and what she looks like, and that she would point her out if she saw her and me at the same time. She had "normal" shoes, not with those super high front. So I went through the main bar looking at shoes instead of girls, LOL. Anyway, I didn't find her so I crashed in a sofa once again. Now it was more crowded, but much more girls than guys. Around 18:00 or so. Saw the Romanian girl Avril asking me from far away if she should come over to me, I had a very nice time with her last time so why not? It was just a few months ago so she did even remember the room number, LOL. Impressed by the memory some girls got. And some girls even told me that I've been with them before but I hadn't so not all of them got a good memory.
Avril is a fusion between Mila Kunis and Angelina Jolie, sort of. Like 70/30. Really nice smooth white skin, natural boobs, around 160cm without shoes, very friendly, good english and very social. 21 years I think. Maybe a little too skinny.
We sat there in a sofa for a while and talked, I asked if she saw Fatima somewhere. She pointed her out and she was straight ahead, with normal shoes, just as Nina told me. Now I at least I know what she looks like until next time.
Well, we later went to a room upstairs for some action. She is a really talky girl, that's cute I think. I probably could talk for hours with her. Anyway. She did blow me for a while and then it was my turn to go down on her. It was a truly nice experience to finger her while I was licking her and listening to her moaning. We then changed for some great sex and it was a real struggle to come since this was no 4 today in like 6-7 hours or so but finally we did it.
Avril, Romania. 130e. 1 hour
Looks: 8/10
Sex: 9/10
Personality: 10/10
I don't usually go down on girls at Artemis but I was their first shot of the day so, can't miss that opportunity. At least it feels a bit better to know that it wasn't a cock in there like 15 mins ago.
Well, then we went to the restaurant for some food. Eatable but nothing more. Went to the airport around 20:30 to catch my flight. A bit boring to miss the party atmosphere in the evening but you can't get it all all the time. A fantastic day anyway.
PussyLiccker
01-25-14, 03:52
Yeah. This definitely sounds like a newbie experience. Yesterday, I was talking to Roxanne from Germany at the bar. Tall-ish, long black hair, and very nice. I didn't session with her but she will be good for another occasion. Nice when girls chat pleasantly but don't pressure you. She said to me 'this is not your first time her is it? ' I said 'How do you know? ' She said 'You look relaxed, when it's their first time they look nervous. ' So I asked her to tell me who she thought was here for the first time. She said ' Nobody', but looked around a bit and then pointed striaght at two guys about 40 on the sofa. I looked too and could see it too. They looked like fish out of water, all nervous and not knowing what to do. The girls can tell.
No worries Alezis. Now you know, you will have much better time if you go again.
My first time, I went with the first girl who caught me as I came out of the changing rooms. I didn't know how to say no. Then soon after I went with the next girl who approached me, even though I could see others I thought I might like better. Yesterday, some girls came at me all day again and again. Wouldn't take no for an answer, but I carried on saying no to them until they go away. The sharks all say the same thing anyway. 'Why you not go with me' 'I've got time for you now' 'Are you ready for me now' 'Why are you on your own, that's boring' bla bla. Fair enough. They're salespeople, but I'm not buying from them, I'm buying from girls who have more GFE. So I say no anyway, and go with the one I decide I want. Even if it takes me a few hours to relax and decide. Even some of them get a bad attitude if I say no lots of times. Other girls are OK. They accept you don't want it and then leave you alone.Complete agreement. And, yes, you wait. Reason why you wait is, you need time to observe and and test out the merchandise. Don't be shy to take them to the couch and test them out. These are WGs, they are used to us testing out their merchandise. If they don't want to, forget them, they are probably bad GFE anyways. Make them sit with you and talk to you, and if she does what you say, that means she will most likely do what you say in the room. Have them get a cola lite for you from the bar.
Also, if you don't put too much emphasis into looks, look for service oriented clubs. Girls are lot nicer there. I would check out some clubs at the NRW(The problem is transportation, not as easy as Frankfurt or Berlin), there is what you call non-approach policy there. Girls will not approach you like Artemis or Frankfurt clubs for the most part. You may like clubs like Fruede39, Planet Happy Garden, Living Room, Neby, and etc. FreeDude and Maxime knows several of them.
I strongly disagree with this advice! My experience tells me that you're actually much better off allowing the girls to choose each other. You see, you want the girls to really be into each other. The chances of that happening (resulting in a quality experience for you) go way down if you're just picking willy nilly based on what you the monger like without regard for the other girl. This is a situation where you now have to give real consideration to what all the players want. To have a great threesome, you need to let the girls choose each other. Now, as the paying customer you still have absolute veto power. If you're not into both tutes, then just say "no". But if you do like both and it's a threesome you seek, then go for it. I haven't done a lot of threesomes because of the cost (and I really prefer to keep my focus on only one anyway) , but when I have done them each experience has been some kind of memorable!
Before each session, I took the advice of seasoned mongers more experienced with threesomes and allowed the tutes to select the third partner for our perverted trysts. As long as I was OK with the other girl, I was down for action (when I happened to be in one of my rare moods for a threesome). For me, this approach has worked like a charm each time! So remember, if you want a shot at a premium threesome experience, let the girls pick each other for the session. That's because an essential ingredient to an outstanding threesome is not only that you the monger are into both girls. Both of the girls also absolutely must be turned on by each other too! You have a much greater chance of that being the case if you let them choose each other rather than you the monger choosing two random tutes in the club that you like.
Like I said, I don't do a lot of threesomes. But when I have done them, I've never had a bad session. In fact, they have all been great! And I'm convinced that's because the girls really liked each other and sharing my boner between them! If a couple of tutes keep pestering you for a threesome that you have no interest in, just tell them "sorry but I only have one dick for one girl" LOL! After a rejection or two, they normally will leave you alone and never ask again. I remember one time at Artemis there were two Polish blondes who would only do threesomes! Weird I thought. One of them was OK, but I really liked the other. I didn't like them both well enough for a threesome, so I tried for the one I liked. She absolutely would not session with me alone. So weird I thought. Imagine how much money they were leaving on the table by only agreeing to do threesomes! Anyway, their loss and not mine because I buggered other blonde Polish cuties at Artemis on that day and others.I am not disagreeing with The Cane He brought up some valid points about chemistry. I just think that it can work by first selecting YOUR choice of the girl you want to have a threesome with and then together selecting the third person. I almost had a threesome in Poland with two sisters, but that was kinda weird. I did not go through with that. I turned that idea down. What I am trying to say is do not just choose the first pair of girls that suggests a threesome to you. That process just takes more time than you had budgeted on this visit.
Happy mongering.
FiddyCent
SuppenHuhn
01-25-14, 12:59
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Funda is one oft worst prostitutes in Artemis. You can read it here and anywhere else.
Avoid this woman. And she is very aggressive and ask you 4 or 5 times during one visit.
Rocketboy0
01-26-14, 09:46
Arrived around 12:30 at Artemis straight from the airport. No luggage. Just a fist full of euros. A fantastic day anyway.H-nice report, informative, useful, moves right along, keeping an eye on the essentials, with enough color that "you" come through without useless info or narcissistic detours. The way it should be.
I am a bit perplexed that your DATY discomfort stems (ha ha) from thinking about cocks that are actually covered. In contrast, kissing luscious lips and probing mouths that were only minutes earlier filled with the real natural Liebe Wurstchens leaves you untroubled. Men -you got to love 'em.
I have been seeing Ella for some years. Never had anything other than excellent service!
Arrived around 12:30 at Artemis straight from the airport. No luggage. Just a fist full of euros. This was just an one day travel for me.
Headed directly down to the pool area to get some rest and catch my breath. Got a lemon water and chilled. When I felt ready I went up and through the main bar to see what's on the menu today. And with menu I'm not talking about the restaurant. Felt like everyone was on me as it wast just a few guys upstairs."Come sit here","I remember you","Where are you from baby?" and so on. Told them I was just going eat something,"come eat my pussy then" was one of the girls replies. Declined that offer with a laugh and went to the restaurant for some breakfast. Went down to the sofa by the stairs and waited for some interesting to happen. Got approached by several girls but said no, I was waiting for some "safe cards", but I didn't tell them that, LOL. Watched the clock, it was around 14:00. Thought to myself that the first of the day will not be good anyway so I would take someone that just felt okay...
Does anyone know a girl from Romania named Jizele and can express his opinion?
Does anyone know a girl from Romania named Jizele and can express his opinion?Jizele = Giselle. Tried her one year ago or so. Grabbed her at the stairs. Upstairs bored and boring. Didn't speak a lot, beside: You aren't ready yet? Not recommended.
Everybody know if Brigitta is in the house?
Everybody know if Brigitta is in the house?Hungarian one? Blonde, fake big boobs, tattoo on arm?
If so, yes she is around, saw her a week before last week.
But maybe you are regular of hers, but she is not the best service provider in Artemis.
She gives good BJ, she kisses, but she often try to up sell.
Other than that, she is nice person, but I cannot say she is exactly good service provider.
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